1 00:00:01,653 --> 00:00:07,575 Camera sounds and struggling sounds 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:10,190 Camera lens sound 5 00:00:12,088 --> 00:00:15,190 Camera lens sounds and struggling sounds 6 00:00:25,044 --> 00:00:28,028 Help, help me, oh, no, no, no (garbled) 7 00:00:28,075 --> 00:00:31,596 What makes a work of art a masterpiece? 8 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:37,455 Who dares to assign finite value to the infinite output of the creative mind? 9 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:40,253 Beethoven's Fifth Symphony? 10 00:00:41,385 --> 00:00:43,120 Da Vinci's Mona Lisa? 11 00:00:44,143 --> 00:00:46,986 Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey? 12 00:00:48,854 --> 00:00:50,588 Morons! 13 00:01:06,471 --> 00:01:10,299 No, no, no, please. Please, please, no. 14 00:01:11,323 --> 00:01:15,385 No, no, no, please. You don't have to do this... 15 00:01:17,581 --> 00:01:19,393 But of course I do... 16 00:01:20,503 --> 00:01:22,393 Scream and a splatter sound. 17 00:01:27,897 --> 00:01:29,936 (Off screen) Isn't that nice dear? 18 00:01:32,663 --> 00:01:36,163 Christmas music plays throughout 19 00:03:06,261 --> 00:03:09,378 Loud, heavy metal Christmas music plays 20 00:03:23,042 --> 00:03:25,237 (Off screen) Turn the music down. 21 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:29,604 Can you please turn that down? 22 00:03:30,307 --> 00:03:32,456 Will you turn the music down? 23 00:03:33,736 --> 00:03:35,931 Turn the music down! 24 00:03:36,681 --> 00:03:38,306 Turn the music down! 25 00:03:38,376 --> 00:03:39,861 Are you trying to wake the dead? 26 00:03:43,369 --> 00:03:44,689 Thank you 27 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:47,978 Why is this faucet leaking? 28 00:03:49,183 --> 00:03:52,715 You know we can't afford a big water bill right now. 29 00:03:53,324 --> 00:03:55,785 I'm just concerned about you dear. 30 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:59,551 Well, right after the honeymoon and right before the holidays... 31 00:04:00,215 --> 00:04:01,925 You don't have to worry about me babe. 32 00:04:02,010 --> 00:04:04,088 Well, I'm glad to see you confident. 33 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:06,752 But it's not going to be easy to find a job. 34 00:04:06,870 --> 00:04:10,792 Or a tree for that matter, right before the holidays. 35 00:04:11,432 --> 00:04:15,213 I suppose I could just start working on my master piece instead. 36 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:18,963 You know what I've always said about that fraud Michelangelo 37 00:04:19,299 --> 00:04:23,393 That's nice dear, but I hope you'll start looking for a job soon... 38 00:04:23,651 --> 00:04:28,424 You know what my grandfather used to say... A man without a job is like a leaky faucet. 39 00:04:34,973 --> 00:04:37,746 Thanks for the call, Naomi, I hope I was able to help. 40 00:04:37,771 --> 00:04:40,746 And I want to inform all our listeners that it's perfectly normal... 41 00:04:40,778 --> 00:04:43,482 To feel stressed out this time of year. 42 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:46,994 The holidays can be a lot of fun, but they can also... 43 00:04:47,034 --> 00:04:49,713 Bring a lot of baggage along with the cheer. 44 00:04:50,635 --> 00:04:53,205 This is Talk Time, the area's top rated psychology show 45 00:04:53,244 --> 00:04:57,540 Brought to you by the Pizza Dude, he's got the biggest slice on the block. 46 00:04:57,565 --> 00:05:01,533 I'm your host, Doctor Brenda Dobbs and we're coming to you live... 47 00:05:01,612 --> 00:05:03,870 On WKIX, Kicks AM. 48 00:05:04,307 --> 00:05:07,150 We're gonna go back to the phones right after these important messages... 49 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:11,557 If you need help, remember that I care and I'm always listening. 50 00:05:12,198 --> 00:05:15,549 We're just a quick call away at 1-800-987-WKIX... 51 00:05:15,574 --> 00:05:18,549 That's 1-800-987-9549. 52 00:05:18,581 --> 00:05:22,900 I'm Doctor Brenda and Talk Time will be right back. 53 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,112 Phone ringing... 54 00:05:32,729 --> 00:05:35,604 Phone ringing, then hold music... 55 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:39,557 Hold music, recorded voice saying "We appreciate your call, please stand by..." 56 00:05:39,612 --> 00:05:42,581 "We appreciate your call, please stand by..." 57 00:05:42,768 --> 00:05:47,065 "We appreciate your call, please stand by..." 58 00:05:48,533 --> 00:05:50,791 Thank you for holding, we appreciate your patience... 59 00:05:50,838 --> 00:05:52,143 how may I direct your call? 60 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:55,745 Hello, can I speak to Brenda Dobbs, on air, please? 61 00:05:56,447 --> 00:05:57,448 Who? 62 00:05:58,510 --> 00:05:59,846 Brenda Dobbs! 63 00:05:59,871 --> 00:06:00,494 Who? 64 00:06:00,518 --> 00:06:03,440 Brenda Dobbs, the radio psychiatrist! 65 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:06,143 Oh, Doctor Brenda. I see... 66 00:06:06,588 --> 00:06:09,651 Yes, Brenda Dobbs. Can you please put me through? 67 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:11,190 It's very important. 68 00:06:11,549 --> 00:06:14,870 I'm sorry sir, but can you please hold? There's another call coming in. 69 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,503 (Hold music resumes...) 70 00:06:25,471 --> 00:06:27,580 (Operator returns) Thank you for holding Christian... 71 00:06:27,643 --> 00:06:31,260 I just need to review a few security questions to verify your account. 72 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:33,956 How do you know my name? I called you. 73 00:06:34,338 --> 00:06:37,042 I'm not sure what you mean, sir. Am I speaking with Christian? 74 00:06:37,182 --> 00:06:40,471 Yes, this is Christian. Who am I speaking to? 75 00:06:40,690 --> 00:06:42,065 I called you! 76 00:06:42,198 --> 00:06:44,628 This is the Federated Collection Agency, sir. 77 00:06:44,729 --> 00:06:48,854 We need to discuss the options to eliminate your outstanding balances. 78 00:06:49,098 --> 00:06:52,004 I can see that they're very high. Very high indeed. 79 00:06:52,051 --> 00:06:54,496 Can you confirm your address for me please, sir? 80 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:57,004 What are you talking about? 81 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:02,153 I called to get on the air with Talk Time at WKIX AM. 82 00:07:02,503 --> 00:07:05,940 I have an important issue to discuss with Brenda Dobbs. 83 00:07:06,331 --> 00:07:10,815 I'm afraid Doctor Brenda isn't available right now, but if you have a moment... 84 00:07:10,917 --> 00:07:15,846 We can discuss the terms of your collection accounts. How does that sound to you sir? 85 00:07:16,487 --> 00:07:19,088 Frankly, it sounds like shit. 86 00:07:19,432 --> 00:07:22,034 I only called to speak with Brenda Dobbs... 87 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:25,518 And I'm not interested in any bullshit you have to offer. 88 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:26,721 Do you hear me? 89 00:07:27,026 --> 00:07:30,713 I don't take kindly to these kinds of calls! 90 00:07:30,924 --> 00:07:33,385 I will remind you sir that you called me... 91 00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:35,783 This kind of language isn't necessary. 92 00:07:35,821 --> 00:07:38,908 In fact, it's against our protocols and I'm going to have to... 93 00:07:38,933 --> 00:07:40,815 Report you to my supervisor. 94 00:07:40,917 --> 00:07:43,948 I should warn you that the Federated Collection Agency doesn't... 95 00:07:43,987 --> 00:07:46,690 Take kindly to this kind of behavior. 96 00:07:46,745 --> 00:07:51,729 In the meantime, it's Doctor Brenda and I wish you a good day, sir. 97 00:08:00,212 --> 00:08:03,993 (Background Commercial) The Pizza Dude, he's got the biggest slice on the block! 98 00:08:04,846 --> 00:08:08,299 Welcome back, this is Talk Time on WKIX AM... 99 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:11,650 That's Kicks AM, brought to you by The Pizza Dude. 100 00:08:11,745 --> 00:08:13,956 He's got the biggest slice on the block... 101 00:08:14,002 --> 00:08:17,165 And I'm Doctor Brenda Dobbs, host of the number one psychiatry show 102 00:08:17,210 --> 00:08:20,486 In the entire tri-state area, for 10 years running. 103 00:08:20,971 --> 00:08:24,197 I'm proud to say that we've helped thousands of people here on Talk Time... 104 00:08:24,245 --> 00:08:26,768 And every single one of them is special... 105 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:30,698 I shouldn't have to tell you this, but you're all special. 106 00:08:31,025 --> 00:08:33,588 Now let's go back to the phones with another listener that... 107 00:08:33,635 --> 00:08:36,729 Needs some help this holiday season. Hello, this is Doctor Brenda... 108 00:08:37,135 --> 00:08:39,846 I care and I'm always listening. How can I help? 109 00:08:40,307 --> 00:08:43,104 First, let me thank you very much for having me on the air. 110 00:08:43,129 --> 00:08:46,784 I'm a huge fan of yours and listening to you has been such a big help. 111 00:08:47,128 --> 00:08:51,338 Especially this time of year when my job is even more stressful than usual. 112 00:08:51,846 --> 00:08:55,206 I appreciate that. I'm always listening and I'm here to help. 113 00:08:55,245 --> 00:08:57,971 Now, if you don't mind me asking, what do you do? 114 00:08:58,049 --> 00:09:01,307 That's actually what I called about, I'm in collections... 115 00:09:01,354 --> 00:09:03,479 As you can imagine, it's never easy, but... 116 00:09:03,526 --> 00:09:05,948 Around Christmas it's even worse. 117 00:09:06,018 --> 00:09:09,292 I just had a person curse at me for no good reason at all. 118 00:09:09,409 --> 00:09:11,525 I didn't even get to the part where I tell him... 119 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,534 How much he owed or what his options were. 120 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:16,042 And already with the foul language! 121 00:09:16,143 --> 00:09:19,260 Like I'm a bad person because he can't pay his bills. 122 00:09:20,382 --> 00:09:23,170 I want to thank you for opening up about this kind of behavior. 123 00:09:23,226 --> 00:09:26,905 I don't mean to minimize or depersonalize your situation... 124 00:09:27,562 --> 00:09:32,132 But I need all of our listeners to consider this a teachable moment. 125 00:09:32,327 --> 00:09:35,515 It's always painful when someone tries to cut you down. 126 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:40,292 But it shouldn't be a surprise. People can be very nasty. 127 00:09:40,682 --> 00:09:44,182 Normally, it's a reflection of their own deficiencies, but whatever the case... 128 00:09:44,207 --> 00:09:46,956 You can't let it get you on the inside. 129 00:09:47,191 --> 00:09:50,574 I can't stress this enough, but the actions of others... 130 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:54,190 Shouldn't prevent you from realizing your full potential. 131 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,479 In the 70's, they called it actualizing. 132 00:10:04,558 --> 00:10:08,605 (Off screen advertisement) Anxiety? Depression? Paranormal Experiences? 133 00:10:08,714 --> 00:10:12,244 Tune into Talk Time with Doctor Brenda Dobbs, solving problems one listener... 134 00:10:12,276 --> 00:10:14,448 Doorbell rings! And rings again! 135 00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:13,220 The loud, heavy metal Christmas music starts again... 136 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:21,501 Huh? Must be the best man... 137 00:11:29,158 --> 00:11:30,885 (Off screen) Would you turn that down? 138 00:11:31,370 --> 00:11:34,088 (Off screen) Please turn that down. Turn it down. 139 00:11:37,503 --> 00:11:38,838 (Off screen) Turn the music down! 140 00:11:40,026 --> 00:11:42,463 Turn that down! 141 00:11:42,488 --> 00:11:46,260 Would you turn the damn music down? 142 00:11:47,229 --> 00:11:48,917 Thank you... 143 00:12:26,343 --> 00:12:31,976 Water dripping sounds in the background... 144 00:12:45,093 --> 00:12:49,444 Water dripping continues... 145 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:06,584 Water dripping continues... 146 00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:51,544 Water dripping from another faucet followed by creepy music... 147 00:14:09,205 --> 00:14:12,104 Water dripping from the other faucet... 148 00:14:22,984 --> 00:14:29,766 And from the other faucet again... 149 00:14:30,081 --> 00:14:35,237 Both faucets at once now... 150 00:15:25,463 --> 00:15:29,557 Now from another room in the house... 151 00:15:41,028 --> 00:15:44,794 The dripping continues... 152 00:16:24,332 --> 00:16:27,613 And yet another faucet... 153 00:16:42,987 --> 00:16:47,597 Now it's running water from off screen... 154 00:19:11,247 --> 00:19:13,770 It was the strangest thing... 155 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,223 I'm too tired for this. 156 00:19:16,309 --> 00:19:20,216 I'd be in much better shape if it wasn't for your fidgeting last night. 157 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:24,776 Constant fidgeting. I could hardly get any sleep. 158 00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:27,182 Huh? Fidgeting? 159 00:19:27,682 --> 00:19:30,378 You didn't hear anything out of the ordinary last night? 160 00:19:31,049 --> 00:19:34,487 Yes, I heard you fidgeting like crazy. 161 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:40,338 And I'm not finished lecturing you. You should learn proper manners. 162 00:19:42,588 --> 00:19:43,885 Sorry babe. 163 00:19:44,532 --> 00:19:47,219 It's just that there must be something wrong with the plumbing then. 164 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:51,920 I was up in the middle of the night and everything was... 165 00:19:53,397 --> 00:19:54,498 Dripping... 166 00:19:55,647 --> 00:19:56,826 Dripping... 167 00:19:57,694 --> 00:19:58,694 Dripping... 168 00:19:59,444 --> 00:20:01,061 We should call a plumber. 169 00:20:01,473 --> 00:20:04,979 Oh, and who's going to pay for this plumber with you out of work? 170 00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:08,895 Nothing fancy, just an ordinary plumber. 171 00:20:09,178 --> 00:20:13,211 The first thing you should do is get an ordinary job. 172 00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:19,128 Have you even had an interview yet? 173 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:24,147 No, nothing yet, but there was this letter that was very promising. 174 00:20:25,143 --> 00:20:28,258 Well, as my father used to say... 175 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:32,350 The best way to keep the collection people from dropping off letters... 176 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:34,518 In the middle of the night is to work for a living. 177 00:20:36,774 --> 00:20:39,186 At least the honeymoon pictures should be here soon. 178 00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:41,159 Oh, and how about my tree? 179 00:20:41,305 --> 00:20:43,356 What am I supposed to say to all the neighbors? 180 00:20:43,381 --> 00:20:45,815 It's starting to get embarrassing. 181 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,740 Everyone knows your out of work. It's written all over your face. 182 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:52,599 I married a provider. 183 00:20:52,892 --> 00:20:55,743 It's just that if these pictures are any good... 184 00:20:55,782 --> 00:20:59,132 I've got a good mind to start working on my masterpiece again. 185 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,656 Think about it... 186 00:21:00,909 --> 00:21:05,118 They gave Bob Dylan the Nobel Prize for playing electric guitar! 187 00:21:05,817 --> 00:21:07,955 These people don't know dick! 188 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:11,823 Watch your language! I'll not sit here and take this abuse. 189 00:21:12,311 --> 00:21:15,573 Order whatever ordinary plumber and old fashioned photos you want... 190 00:21:15,728 --> 00:21:20,309 But you'll do none of it with my blessing until you get a job, that's for sure. 191 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:25,378 And don't keep me awake all night again with your constant fidgeting! 192 00:21:25,836 --> 00:21:29,440 Huh? What constitutes a fidget? 193 00:22:36,378 --> 00:22:38,927 A camera lens clicks off screen... 194 00:23:26,597 --> 00:23:27,877 The camera clicks again... 195 00:23:28,599 --> 00:23:30,572 Her cellphone rings... 196 00:23:37,271 --> 00:23:39,615 I thought I told you never to call me when I'm here. 197 00:23:42,665 --> 00:23:46,161 I don't want to hear another fucking word about your collection agency, OK? 198 00:24:04,262 --> 00:24:06,919 Thunder rumbles in the background... 199 00:25:16,111 --> 00:25:19,909 Sarge, why do I always get the crappy ones? 200 00:25:20,193 --> 00:25:23,532 (Off screen) I'd rather be at the nudie bar myself Hamilton, but it is what it is. 201 00:25:23,747 --> 00:25:24,753 What do we got there? 202 00:25:25,075 --> 00:25:28,512 The odds are 10 to 1 it's a jealous boyfriend. 203 00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:32,086 He calls her. She rebuffs him. 204 00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:34,294 And then he strangles her in broad daylight. 205 00:25:34,381 --> 00:25:38,385 Exactly! Why do I always get the crappy ones? 206 00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:09,321 It says here her name was Brenda Dobbs. 207 00:26:09,409 --> 00:26:10,610 The radio shrink? 208 00:26:11,245 --> 00:26:14,643 Of course not, my wife was just listening to her this morning... 209 00:26:14,888 --> 00:26:17,788 She's an addict. Has to listen everyday. 210 00:26:18,108 --> 00:26:24,085 Something about actualizing herself or some new age shit... 211 00:26:24,456 --> 00:26:29,769 From that stupid show, with all the split screens and other gimmicks. 212 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,497 Never heard of it. 213 00:26:40,616 --> 00:26:42,863 Sarge, what do you make of this? 214 00:26:43,546 --> 00:26:46,183 It says this is from the Federated Collection Agency. 215 00:26:46,818 --> 00:26:47,902 Holy shit! 216 00:26:48,917 --> 00:26:52,267 I changed my mind. This could be a good one after all. 217 00:26:58,456 --> 00:27:00,986 I think we're dealing with a real sick bastard. 218 00:27:02,451 --> 00:27:05,868 Of course, losing your job is one of the things that can make the holidays... 219 00:27:05,898 --> 00:27:09,023 Even more stressful. It can also be embarrassing. 220 00:27:09,316 --> 00:27:13,602 But we're all friends here. This is Doctor Brenda. The number one psychiatrist... 221 00:27:13,627 --> 00:27:15,504 In the world, fuck Doctor Phil! 222 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:18,670 I really care, and I'm always listening. 223 00:27:18,944 --> 00:27:22,499 I know there are people out there that lost their jobs and need our help. 224 00:27:22,547 --> 00:27:26,571 It seems like the Federated Collection Agency and these other big companies... 225 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:30,086 Always wait until right before Christmas to lay people off... 226 00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:33,456 Like they want to send you straight into the holidays worried about... 227 00:27:33,631 --> 00:27:35,223 Money and your future. 228 00:27:35,838 --> 00:27:38,895 If you're one of those unfortunate souls, and you need to talk... 229 00:27:39,104 --> 00:27:42,697 The lines are open at 1-800-987-WKIX. 230 00:27:42,883 --> 00:27:46,330 That's 1-800-987-9549. 231 00:27:46,355 --> 00:27:48,916 This is Doctor Brenda on Talk Time... 232 00:27:48,946 --> 00:27:52,412 Brought to you by the Pizza Dude, he's got the biggest slice on the block... 233 00:27:52,441 --> 00:27:57,698 And we're broadcasting to you live from WKIX AM, that's Kicks AM. 234 00:27:57,722 --> 00:28:00,769 We're gonna take a quick break and then go back to the phones. 235 00:28:00,807 --> 00:28:08,639 Strange electrical noises in the background... 236 00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:13,125 This is Doctor Brenda on WKIX AM, that's Kicks AM... 237 00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:16,283 And your listening to Talk Time brought to you by the Pizza Dude... 238 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,061 He's got the biggest slice on the block. 239 00:28:18,413 --> 00:28:20,503 I care and I'm always listening. 240 00:28:20,538 --> 00:28:22,656 We're back from the commercial break on the phone... 241 00:28:22,686 --> 00:28:24,756 With a gentleman that we spoke to just last week. 242 00:28:24,961 --> 00:28:27,881 Unfortunately, things have taken a turn for the worse. 243 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,620 Please tell us what happened. 244 00:28:29,944 --> 00:28:32,063 Thank you, Doctor Brenda. 245 00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:35,233 I called again because I lost my job yesterday. 246 00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:38,407 Apparently, I had too many complaints to my supervisor. 247 00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:41,805 Can you remind the audience what you do for a living again? 248 00:28:41,861 --> 00:28:43,268 Sure thing, Doctor B. 249 00:28:43,336 --> 00:28:46,530 I mentioned this last week because of the stress this time of year. 250 00:28:46,657 --> 00:28:50,436 I am, or I guess I was, a collections agent. 251 00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:55,150 I lost my job because people complain that they didn't pay their own bills. 252 00:28:55,278 --> 00:28:57,231 The world has really gone to shit! 253 00:28:57,465 --> 00:28:59,858 Did they tell you what the complaints were about? 254 00:29:00,229 --> 00:29:02,016 Money, it's always about money. 255 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,981 I don't mean to sound nasty, but the people I was collecting from weren't exactly... 256 00:29:06,034 --> 00:29:09,579 President Trump. I'm sorry, is that OK to say on the air? 257 00:29:09,735 --> 00:29:10,858 President Trump? 258 00:29:10,885 --> 00:29:14,117 Yeah, I heard he threatened to sue some people for just talking about him... 259 00:29:14,147 --> 00:29:17,379 Without his permission, and I can't afford a lawsuit right now. 260 00:29:17,969 --> 00:29:20,791 It's fine, he's a long time listener. Please continue. 261 00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:24,580 Anyway, like I told you last week. When the man cursed at me... 262 00:29:24,639 --> 00:29:26,153 I didn't do anything wrong. 263 00:29:26,328 --> 00:29:31,524 I didn't even get to tell him how much he owed, but my supervisor acted like... 264 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:36,133 Doorbell rings multiple times... 265 00:29:40,626 --> 00:29:42,394 Doorbell keeps ringing... 266 00:29:47,003 --> 00:29:48,458 That took long enough! 267 00:29:48,976 --> 00:29:50,851 Anyway, listen... 268 00:29:52,149 --> 00:29:55,020 I'm hear about some dripping. A leaky faucet. 269 00:29:55,381 --> 00:29:56,406 What? 270 00:29:57,081 --> 00:30:01,172 It says here The Federated Collection Agency, see? 271 00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:04,932 Something about out of control dripping in the middle of the night. 272 00:30:05,406 --> 00:30:06,432 Dripping? 273 00:30:06,501 --> 00:30:11,383 Yes, it says here, quote, it was the strangest thing... 274 00:30:11,736 --> 00:30:14,949 Ah, that must've been my wife. 275 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:17,616 That's very nice dear. 276 00:30:17,684 --> 00:30:18,705 Hmm? 277 00:30:18,749 --> 00:30:23,534 I said congratulations, but I gotta come in and check this dripping... 278 00:30:23,603 --> 00:30:25,487 Do you need me to check your plumbing? 279 00:30:57,195 --> 00:30:59,070 It was the strangest thing. 280 00:30:59,993 --> 00:31:03,079 All of the faucets starting dripping in the middle of the night. 281 00:31:04,007 --> 00:31:06,097 Even the toilets were going crazy. 282 00:31:06,858 --> 00:31:10,276 I tried to stop them, but I couldn't shut it off. 283 00:31:11,858 --> 00:31:13,509 They wouldn't stop. 284 00:31:14,264 --> 00:31:17,194 Then there was this letter from the Federated Collection Agency. 285 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:22,116 Something about some kind of job opportunity. 286 00:31:22,917 --> 00:31:24,928 It's fucking dirty down here. 287 00:31:31,671 --> 00:31:37,237 Since I am in transition and need a new job... 288 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:45,186 They got me having this wrench, all the God damned time... 289 00:31:45,216 --> 00:31:47,475 It's like they want me to play... Ooh, sorry about that. 290 00:31:47,504 --> 00:31:49,311 They want me to play ready golf, bro. 291 00:31:49,926 --> 00:31:52,456 I mean, you're here, it's like it hurts my back. 292 00:31:53,022 --> 00:31:55,336 Still, the problem could be upstairs. 293 00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:58,750 And I'm not really ready to certify your plumbing yet. 294 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:03,467 I don't know, I think this looks nice, but you got pipes upstairs, right? 295 00:32:03,669 --> 00:32:06,540 With all the, on account of all these problems, I think we go upstairs. 296 00:32:15,522 --> 00:32:18,412 Why such a tight hat, bro, you know what it does? 297 00:32:19,809 --> 00:32:22,426 It takes me a while to do my hair. 298 00:32:23,168 --> 00:32:27,260 So even the hair weighs me down, the hair gets me to 290 some days bro... 299 00:32:28,227 --> 00:32:32,055 Oh, do you play? Check it out, that's nice. 300 00:32:32,258 --> 00:32:35,950 Haha! That's why you got ready golf, you’re like put, put, pass! 301 00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:41,275 Holy moly, that's some fucking processor! 302 00:32:41,573 --> 00:32:45,196 I don't think that's any of your business. 303 00:32:45,616 --> 00:32:48,057 And neither are my golf playing habits. 304 00:32:48,194 --> 00:32:51,031 Welcome back to Talk Time, the number one psychiatry show... 305 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:54,616 Brought to you by the Pizza Dude, he's got the biggest slice on the block. 306 00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:59,135 This is Doctor Brenda Dobbs, broadcasting from WKIX AM... 307 00:32:59,184 --> 00:33:02,378 That's Kicks AM, and before we got back to the phones... 308 00:33:02,456 --> 00:33:04,984 I wanted to take a brief moment to talk to you about some... 309 00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:09,301 Some very corrosive, dangerous, despicable, deplorable people. 310 00:33:09,807 --> 00:33:12,209 You know who you are, irredeemables... 311 00:33:12,234 --> 00:33:14,543 The kind of people that get this last caller fired. 312 00:33:14,573 --> 00:33:18,372 The kind of people that strangle a girl with a garrote for no reason. 313 00:33:20,061 --> 00:33:25,272 In fact, I'm quite certain that none of this is any of your business. 314 00:33:25,653 --> 00:33:29,764 Geez, I was just trying to make polite conversation, but now that you mention it. 315 00:33:30,047 --> 00:33:31,561 Maybe I should be on my way. 316 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:33,983 I'll remind you, however, that you called me... 317 00:33:34,315 --> 00:33:37,010 And we still have no idea what's wrong with your pipes. 318 00:33:37,847 --> 00:33:44,282 But why don't you just pay your bill and I'll be happy to leave your business, OK? 319 00:33:45,748 --> 00:33:48,238 I'd like nothing further... 320 00:33:49,566 --> 00:33:51,480 Now if you'll just let me grab my wallet here... 321 00:34:27,043 --> 00:34:28,996 We're gonna get back to the phones in a moment... 322 00:34:29,045 --> 00:34:32,375 The lines are open at 1-800-987-WKIX... 323 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,660 That's 1-800-987-9549. 324 00:34:35,944 --> 00:34:39,733 Brought to you today, as always, by the Pizza Dude, say it with me now... 325 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,852 He's got the biggest slice on the block! 326 00:34:41,987 --> 00:34:45,934 This is Doctor Brenda Dobbs, I care and I'm always listening... 327 00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:49,954 Whether you're a plumber or a golfer or anything in between... 328 00:34:50,295 --> 00:34:51,536 We're here to help. 329 00:34:52,189 --> 00:34:55,578 Thank you for calling in, sir, we've got another long time listener... 330 00:34:55,618 --> 00:34:58,557 First time caller on the phone, can you tell us your name please? 331 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:00,964 Brenda? 332 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:02,947 Is this Brenda Dobbs? 333 00:35:02,986 --> 00:35:06,101 This is Doctor Brenda Dobbs. Who do we have on the line? 334 00:35:06,911 --> 00:35:09,812 Oh. My. God. 335 00:35:10,349 --> 00:35:14,782 I can't believe I finally got through. I've been trying for years. 336 00:35:15,292 --> 00:35:19,188 But those bastards from that Federated Whatever You Call It Agency... 337 00:35:19,295 --> 00:35:21,326 Breathes heavily and loudly! 338 00:35:21,569 --> 00:35:22,838 Shhhhhhh! 339 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,960 Can't you see I'm talking to Brenda Dobbs over here? 340 00:35:27,984 --> 00:35:30,082 Please, sir, it's Doctor Dobbs. 341 00:35:30,107 --> 00:35:33,363 It sounds like you have a lot going on in the background, over there. 342 00:35:33,452 --> 00:35:36,333 Try to focus on my voice and tell us your name. 343 00:35:36,645 --> 00:35:40,366 I know this stuff can be very difficult for a first time caller, but remember... 344 00:35:40,561 --> 00:35:43,452 I care and I'm always listening... 345 00:35:46,282 --> 00:35:50,247 This is very, very important. 346 00:35:50,422 --> 00:35:53,352 Excuse me, sir, are you still there? 347 00:35:55,813 --> 00:35:57,493 Please answer me if you can. 348 00:35:57,542 --> 00:36:01,076 I said earlier that everyone could use a little help this time of year, but... 349 00:36:01,101 --> 00:36:03,704 It sounds like you might need a little more than most. 350 00:36:04,524 --> 00:36:07,708 This is very, very embarrassing, Brenda... 351 00:36:08,049 --> 00:36:09,534 Something just came up. 352 00:36:10,038 --> 00:36:13,935 But I promise, you haven't heard the last of me. 353 00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:18,057 Trust me, I'm your biggest fan. 354 00:36:19,151 --> 00:36:21,602 Thank you, but that's Doctor... (dial tone noise...) 355 00:36:25,503 --> 00:36:28,325 I knew it from the second I opened the door, Brandon... 356 00:36:28,501 --> 00:36:30,727 You just couldn't be an ordinary plumber. 357 00:36:32,030 --> 00:36:35,204 My wife doesn't know any ordinary plumbers. 358 00:36:35,878 --> 00:36:39,355 And you're not getting anywhere near my wife! 359 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,358 The think Francis Ford Whatever The Fuck can make a movie? 360 00:36:43,622 --> 00:36:45,243 Wait 'til they get a load of me! 361 00:38:33,858 --> 00:38:36,885 (Off screen) What the fuck? (Sounds of falling and crashing) 362 00:38:52,142 --> 00:38:53,871 What the fuck is wrong with you, mister? 363 00:38:54,193 --> 00:38:56,996 All I said was I was gonna fill your wife's fucking rim holes! 364 00:39:40,798 --> 00:39:45,475 Moaning and sexual sounds, building... (The Wife and the Plumber) 365 00:39:45,735 --> 00:39:49,592 Moaning continues and builds... 366 00:39:50,842 --> 00:39:58,030 Oh, Brandon, Brandon, fill my rim hole! I'm about to certify those pipes. 367 00:40:13,928 --> 00:40:17,092 Aah, shit, whining and screaming in pain... 368 00:40:42,045 --> 00:40:45,024 Why do you insist in lying to me about this plumber? 369 00:40:47,826 --> 00:40:54,233 Why would I lie about something, someone, so stupid? 370 00:40:56,069 --> 00:41:01,371 Actually claiming that an ordinary plumber showed up here out of the blue... 371 00:41:01,717 --> 00:41:03,949 Some, Brendan, or something? 372 00:41:04,775 --> 00:41:08,636 Yes, he had some funny name, like Brenda Dobbs. 373 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,460 And he had a report with him as well. 374 00:41:11,998 --> 00:41:14,286 Said it was the strangest thing. 375 00:41:14,398 --> 00:41:16,206 Don't be ridiculous. 376 00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:19,353 Ordinary plumbers don't talk like that. 377 00:41:19,576 --> 00:41:22,891 And they don't show up with mysterious dossiers... 378 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:26,239 There's something your not telling me. 379 00:41:29,839 --> 00:41:31,424 Have you been cheating on me? 380 00:41:32,496 --> 00:41:33,533 What? 381 00:41:35,297 --> 00:41:36,759 Is there someone else? 382 00:41:38,757 --> 00:41:42,562 What kind of sick mind could produce such a thought? 383 00:41:43,344 --> 00:41:47,551 My mother warned me about marrying a failure in life. 384 00:41:48,528 --> 00:41:53,127 A job and a Johnson, two things a man needs, she said. 385 00:41:54,098 --> 00:41:55,616 And I married you... 386 00:41:59,009 --> 00:42:01,542 I knew it, it's the plumber! 387 00:42:01,821 --> 00:42:06,051 It was no ordinary plumber that certified our pipes, you lying bitch... 388 00:42:13,168 --> 00:42:17,990 You do have a Johnson, now go out and find a damn job. 389 00:42:18,938 --> 00:42:22,030 It's tough out there, you gotta have patience. 390 00:42:22,744 --> 00:42:24,340 Patient and time are the key. 391 00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:28,168 With a little luck, I'll hear back from that Federated... 392 00:42:28,224 --> 00:42:29,786 Whatever You Call It Agency soon. 393 00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:32,924 Oh, that's nice dear. 394 00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:36,206 Did you have any better luck with the Christmas Tree? 395 00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:41,529 Oh look, another thing you failed me at. 396 00:45:49,095 --> 00:45:52,365 Sarge, this seems to be the address... 397 00:45:53,615 --> 00:45:54,865 Did you know the door was open? 398 00:45:55,781 --> 00:45:57,198 Well how far open is it? 399 00:45:59,238 --> 00:46:02,520 Sarge, I didn't exactly bring a ruler. Should I have brought a ruler? 400 00:46:03,317 --> 00:46:04,701 Maybe you should have. 401 00:46:04,913 --> 00:46:08,931 With all these new agency regulations it's a shit show around here. 402 00:46:09,311 --> 00:46:12,647 They keep jamming me up, so I honestly don't know. 403 00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:16,807 All I know is that something's starting to stink around here. 404 00:46:17,972 --> 00:46:19,847 First, Brenda Dobbs is dead. 405 00:46:20,941 --> 00:46:22,950 Now, an open door with a missing plumber. 406 00:46:25,684 --> 00:46:28,184 An ordinary plumber who all of sudden disappears? 407 00:46:29,055 --> 00:46:30,472 That is unusual... 408 00:46:31,934 --> 00:46:34,055 Sarge, something is definitely stinking up a storm! 409 00:46:36,309 --> 00:46:37,760 Consider this a request for back up. 410 00:46:38,871 --> 00:46:39,986 I'm going in. 411 00:46:41,003 --> 00:46:42,453 Watch yourself, Hamilton. 412 00:48:00,966 --> 00:48:05,129 I'm sorry to interrupt, but I heard you mention something earlier... 413 00:48:05,286 --> 00:48:07,608 About Brenda Dobbs being dead. 414 00:48:08,099 --> 00:48:11,491 Such a shame, I was her biggest fan. 415 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:15,866 Until she sold out to the Federated Whatever You Call It Agency... 416 00:48:16,179 --> 00:48:17,663 Can you believe it? 417 00:48:18,547 --> 00:48:22,833 I know what you mean, I can't stand that Doctor Dobbs either... 418 00:48:23,949 --> 00:48:26,404 Gave my wife the worst advice ever once... 419 00:48:26,817 --> 00:48:30,947 But unfortunately she's not dead yet and that's not why I'm here. 420 00:48:31,215 --> 00:48:33,424 May I ask why you're here? 421 00:48:34,049 --> 00:48:36,236 I'm sorry I didn't come to the door earlier... 422 00:48:36,303 --> 00:48:39,607 But I'm preparing for a very important job interview right now. 423 00:48:39,997 --> 00:48:41,638 My time is very limited... 424 00:48:41,673 --> 00:48:43,534 Keep your hands where I can see them, buddy! 425 00:48:45,924 --> 00:48:47,888 There's a pool of blood here... 426 00:48:48,056 --> 00:48:50,165 Like someone got smashed in the head with a wrench. 427 00:48:51,081 --> 00:48:52,264 Care to explain yourself? 428 00:48:53,457 --> 00:48:56,024 I'm not sure if I'm at liberty to discuss it openly. 429 00:48:56,515 --> 00:49:02,062 But if you must know, I'm interviewing with the Federated Collection Agency. 430 00:49:02,664 --> 00:49:06,582 Look, pal, I don't have any truck for the Agency... 431 00:49:07,006 --> 00:49:10,644 Or as I mentioned, that Doctor Dobbs herself. 432 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,740 I'm here about a plumber. 433 00:49:20,793 --> 00:49:23,036 What would I know about a missing plumber? 434 00:49:24,097 --> 00:49:25,570 Who said the plumber is missing? 435 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:27,958 You did. 436 00:49:28,538 --> 00:49:29,554 I did? 437 00:49:30,056 --> 00:49:31,965 Yeah, I think you told me at the door. 438 00:49:33,349 --> 00:49:34,443 Exactly! 439 00:49:34,898 --> 00:49:37,666 Except I don't know any ordinary plumbers. 440 00:49:38,134 --> 00:49:41,705 You would have to speak to my wife. She handles all of these matters. 441 00:49:42,485 --> 00:49:44,081 Is your wife at home sir? 442 00:49:45,701 --> 00:49:49,060 If you must insist, we're newlyweds. 443 00:49:49,149 --> 00:49:52,051 And as you said, he was an ordinary plumber. 444 00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:56,482 Brenda-something-or-other, he certified our pipes and that was that. 445 00:50:03,112 --> 00:50:05,210 That's an interesting story, no doubt. 446 00:50:06,047 --> 00:50:07,878 I don't see how it explains all the blood. 447 00:50:08,726 --> 00:50:11,226 This? Oh, that's easy. 448 00:50:11,251 --> 00:50:14,504 I cut myself cooking dinner for my wife. 449 00:50:14,948 --> 00:50:17,917 I'm between jobs, and it's the least I could do. 450 00:50:18,767 --> 00:50:20,686 Seems like a lot of blood for a little cut. 451 00:50:21,791 --> 00:50:24,559 Oh, it wasn't little, I assure you... 452 00:50:24,682 --> 00:50:29,135 Look at that bandage! There was a geyser of blood. 453 00:50:29,581 --> 00:50:33,008 Fortunately, I was able to act quickly and effectively... 454 00:50:33,108 --> 00:50:36,177 I staunched the wound and then raced over the bathroom. 455 00:50:36,650 --> 00:50:42,197 Alas, I dropped the rag by the bannister and that was all she wrote. 456 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,967 No need for back up, Sarge... 457 00:50:49,217 --> 00:50:50,724 Nothing unusual here... 458 00:50:52,554 --> 00:50:54,284 Just an odd cooking accident. 459 00:51:00,738 --> 00:51:03,785 Thank you again, sir. We appreciate the cooperation. 460 00:51:05,995 --> 00:51:07,546 Good luck with the interview as well. 461 00:51:08,082 --> 00:51:11,721 Thank you, detective, if there's anything I can do, don't hesitate to ask. 462 00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:44,377 What do you got in the bag, a dead body? 463 00:51:44,466 --> 00:51:46,799 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 464 00:51:49,533 --> 00:51:51,832 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 465 00:52:15,498 --> 00:52:17,406 See, what did I tell you, it's right here. 466 00:52:23,598 --> 00:52:27,907 I mean, I didn't check for a pulse or anything, but he looks pretty dead to me. 467 00:52:28,330 --> 00:52:30,072 That's a foot, a hand... 468 00:52:30,194 --> 00:52:31,958 Sarge, this can't be a coincidence. 469 00:52:32,610 --> 00:52:34,942 Two bodies in one week has to mean something. 470 00:52:35,411 --> 00:52:39,831 Yeah, especially with the agency involved in that whole Doctor Dobbs business. 471 00:52:39,976 --> 00:52:41,817 The pizza dude has gone missing! 472 00:52:42,369 --> 00:52:44,377 Yeah, I agree with that... 473 00:52:44,701 --> 00:52:51,051 I can't stand that Doctor Dobbs woman, and I hate to say it, but the Pizza Dude sucks. 474 00:52:51,476 --> 00:52:54,422 He's got big slices alright, but they taste like shit. 475 00:52:54,657 --> 00:52:57,592 I disagree with you on that. He made a tasty pie. 476 00:52:57,748 --> 00:53:00,237 But what about that creepy dude with the cooking accident? 477 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:03,895 The one who said he didn't order that now- deceased ordinary plumber. 478 00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:07,690 That dude and the Agency? Didn't I tell you he was clean? 479 00:53:08,549 --> 00:53:11,194 Besides, if anything, he killed the wife. 480 00:53:11,619 --> 00:53:12,869 His wife's dead? 481 00:53:13,189 --> 00:53:16,381 How the hell do I know? I just started this investigation. 482 00:53:16,834 --> 00:53:19,613 But like I told you, he's got nothing to do with this. 483 00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:23,721 I still like Brenda's creepy boyfriend for the whole thing. 484 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:27,706 Otherwise, it was probably something brewing at the Agency... 485 00:53:28,811 --> 00:53:30,931 Who know what's going on this time of year? 486 00:54:43,867 --> 00:54:48,384 You must get this all the time, but you look exactly like Brenda Dobbs. 487 00:54:49,692 --> 00:54:50,697 Who? 488 00:54:50,853 --> 00:54:53,420 Brenda Dobbs, the radio psychologist. 489 00:54:53,510 --> 00:54:56,903 Oh, Doctor Brenda. Yes, I have heard that before. 490 00:54:56,959 --> 00:55:00,764 Well, it should be very flattering to you. 491 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,387 I was her biggest fan. 492 00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:05,819 Isn't that nice dear. 493 00:55:07,850 --> 00:55:08,877 What? 494 00:55:10,261 --> 00:55:12,795 I said we should probably get down to business. 495 00:55:15,864 --> 00:55:17,806 I'd like nothing more. 496 00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:22,694 I should begin by mentioning that I've always had the utmost respect for... 497 00:55:22,728 --> 00:55:29,268 The work you do here at the Federated Whatever You Call It Agency. 498 00:55:30,005 --> 00:55:31,958 Especially this time of year. 499 00:55:33,063 --> 00:55:37,572 Thank you. It is very rewarding, gratifying even... 500 00:55:37,607 --> 00:55:40,590 But that does bring me to some unfortunate news. 501 00:55:41,059 --> 00:55:42,086 Who? 502 00:55:42,578 --> 00:55:44,898 Well, you know that you ask. 503 00:55:44,922 --> 00:55:45,938 Me? 504 00:55:45,982 --> 00:55:47,098 Yes, you. 505 00:55:48,538 --> 00:55:53,159 It appears that a complaint has already been filed. Preemptively, as it were... 506 00:55:53,270 --> 00:55:56,619 And the employee who filed it has been terminated... 507 00:55:56,644 --> 00:56:00,434 Apparently as a result of your own complaint. 508 00:56:00,578 --> 00:56:02,320 That is highly unusual. 509 00:56:02,368 --> 00:56:03,719 But as I'm sure you can imagine... 510 00:56:03,743 --> 00:56:07,102 It's also a very big problem before you've even been hired. 511 00:56:08,654 --> 00:56:13,073 This leaves us in a bit of pickle, quite frankly. 512 00:56:13,098 --> 00:56:18,346 I've been impressed with your resume and your presentation here today. 513 00:56:18,371 --> 00:56:20,768 Your qualifications are exemplary. 514 00:56:20,915 --> 00:56:23,186 And I believe you can be a top member of the... 515 00:56:23,210 --> 00:56:25,480 Team, maybe even one of the all time greats. 516 00:56:26,507 --> 00:56:30,612 But I'm afraid my hands are completely tied for the time being. 517 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:34,256 You see we have very strict policies... 518 00:56:34,281 --> 00:56:39,535 About our complaints department. There's a script that needs to be carefully followed. 519 00:56:39,761 --> 00:56:43,868 I apologize for not catching this before we dragged you down here today. 520 00:56:44,114 --> 00:56:50,629 And there is also the matter of some outstanding balances. 521 00:58:14,849 --> 00:58:19,749 The loud Christmas music starts again... 522 00:59:34,712 --> 00:59:36,375 Would you turn that down? 523 00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:44,555 Turn the music down! Are you trying to wake the dead again? 524 00:59:45,147 --> 00:59:48,149 I just wanted to know how your job interview went. 525 00:59:48,540 --> 00:59:51,218 I know how stressful these things can be for you. 526 00:59:51,391 --> 00:59:53,478 Did you see the Christmas tree, babe? 527 00:59:54,072 --> 00:59:59,016 Oh. My. God. I am so proud of you. 528 00:59:59,273 --> 01:00:05,534 It is after Christmas, of course, but think what a jump we'll have on next year. 529 01:00:05,858 --> 01:00:10,824 As my old friend from Denmark used to say, the readiness is all. 530 01:00:11,137 --> 01:00:13,704 That's brilliant, babe. It sounds like Shakespeare. 531 01:00:13,923 --> 01:00:15,942 Of course, he is an overrated bore. 532 01:00:16,557 --> 01:00:19,056 But it's gonna be a whole new life for us... 533 01:00:19,090 --> 01:00:22,249 Now that I'm finally getting the credit that I deserve. 534 01:00:22,907 --> 01:00:27,483 The only negative thing that happened to us today concerns our honeymoon photos. 535 01:00:29,369 --> 01:00:30,753 Here you go sir. 536 01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,376 Please, hold a moment. 537 01:00:33,401 --> 01:00:37,278 I need to make sure these were developed in a satisfactory manner. 538 01:00:37,303 --> 01:00:40,821 I made a number of specific requests when I placed the order. 539 01:00:41,119 --> 01:00:44,600 It's not every day that you receive your honeymoon photos. 540 01:00:44,938 --> 01:00:48,007 Oh, it doesn't say anything about that here, but sure. 541 01:00:55,078 --> 01:00:56,383 Not great. 542 01:00:56,707 --> 01:00:57,789 This isn't right. 543 01:00:58,984 --> 01:01:01,796 These are not great. 544 01:01:03,035 --> 01:01:06,852 I should've known that you would fuck this up! 545 01:01:07,410 --> 01:01:09,229 Where the hell is my wife? 546 01:01:09,263 --> 01:01:10,289 Who? 547 01:01:10,314 --> 01:01:13,432 My wife! She isn't in any of these. 548 01:01:13,581 --> 01:01:18,202 Like some amateur developer fucked up my photos! 549 01:01:18,403 --> 01:01:21,830 I'm not sure what you mean, sir. I'm just following the script here. 550 01:01:21,864 --> 01:01:23,661 They give me the package, I deliver it. 551 01:01:23,782 --> 01:01:25,288 They give me photos, and... 552 01:01:25,313 --> 01:01:27,536 I'm sorry that these aren't yours. It says here... 553 01:01:27,561 --> 01:01:31,132 It couldn't have been me, because I'm a good enough photographer for... 554 01:01:31,157 --> 01:01:34,795 For Annie Liebovitz to kiss my ass! 555 01:01:34,820 --> 01:01:37,412 I'm not sure what you mean sir. I just follow the script. 556 01:01:37,437 --> 01:01:39,690 They give me the package. I deliver it. 557 01:01:39,715 --> 01:01:44,122 You have a problem, you have to contact our complaints department. 558 01:01:44,158 --> 01:01:46,845 What if I've already used my lifetime allotment? 559 01:01:47,001 --> 01:01:48,028 Shit! 560 01:01:48,053 --> 01:01:49,923 Pardon my language sir. 561 01:01:49,948 --> 01:01:51,857 I never had that happen before. 562 01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:54,702 You caught me off my script twice in one conversation! 563 01:01:54,727 --> 01:01:58,782 This clipboard says that we can't have people complaining constantly... 564 01:01:59,034 --> 01:02:01,468 But it doesn't tell me what to do next. 565 01:02:01,493 --> 01:02:04,157 This is pretty freaking embarrassing, I gotta say. 566 01:02:04,395 --> 01:02:07,130 Hold on, sir. This might be the situation. 567 01:02:07,197 --> 01:02:10,846 In the event that it's not clearly itemized, inform the customer... 568 01:02:11,047 --> 01:02:14,083 The Federated Collection Agency takes these matters very seriously. 569 01:02:14,306 --> 01:02:17,587 I promise, we'll do the right thing for you sir. I don't understand what happened. 570 01:02:17,665 --> 01:02:22,018 Oh well, then why don't you come inside and we can call customer service together? 571 01:02:22,453 --> 01:02:27,453 I have a few things I'd like to tell them about this script business anyway. 572 01:02:27,478 --> 01:02:28,672 Right this way... 573 01:02:34,304 --> 01:02:40,118 Please, wait here. Make yourself at home. I'm sure it will only take a moment. 574 01:02:43,014 --> 01:02:45,950 Wow, that's a big knife! What do you cut with that thing? 575 01:02:51,795 --> 01:02:53,033 What the fuck are you doing? 576 01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:43,981 Even though I haven't officially started yet, I rewrote their whole... 577 01:03:44,015 --> 01:03:48,044 Customer service script. Their approval rating is probably gonna go through the roof. 578 01:03:48,401 --> 01:03:50,354 Isn't that nice dear? 579 01:03:50,379 --> 01:03:52,479 Our pipes are still certified... 580 01:03:52,504 --> 01:03:56,986 Our pictures, fucked up as they may be, are finally developed... 581 01:03:57,158 --> 01:04:02,581 And our future is fully secure thanks to the Federated Whatever You Call It Agency. 582 01:08:57,471 --> 01:08:59,681 What are doing just laying there, dear? 583 01:09:00,722 --> 01:09:02,642 I'm not entirely sure, babe. 584 01:09:03,212 --> 01:09:07,073 But I believe it has something to do with Brenda Dobbs. 585 01:09:07,498 --> 01:09:08,714 Doctor Brenda? 586 01:09:09,082 --> 01:09:14,317 Though this new one with the shiny shoes seems to like me well enough. 587 01:09:16,571 --> 01:09:17,855 Fuck her. 588 01:09:18,692 --> 01:09:21,638 You know, you're right, babe. 589 01:09:22,152 --> 01:09:24,328 This is our house. 590 01:09:24,765 --> 01:09:27,689 The house is doing it for us. 591 01:09:28,571 --> 01:09:32,053 You can hide in there all you like Brenda. 592 01:09:32,276 --> 01:09:34,151 You have to come out sometime. 593 01:09:34,731 --> 01:09:37,767 And the dead make no sound. 594 01:09:38,024 --> 01:09:40,423 My name's not Brenda, asshole. 595 01:09:40,535 --> 01:09:44,743 And I believe she prefers Doctor Brenda Dobbs in any event. 596 01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:48,630 Whatever, you're certainly not going to get the job now. 597 01:09:48,864 --> 01:09:52,212 You're finished with the Federated Collection Agency. 598 01:09:52,982 --> 01:09:56,732 What the hell do you know? You're not even the real Brenda Dobbs. 599 01:09:57,112 --> 01:10:00,471 But maybe I've been thinking about this all wrong. 600 01:10:00,848 --> 01:10:03,471 Like George Lucas after Return of the Jedi. 601 01:10:03,773 --> 01:10:06,797 The movie whose name I dare not speak. 602 01:10:07,411 --> 01:10:08,427 Who? 603 01:10:08,650 --> 01:10:10,949 No one, a failed film maker. 604 01:10:11,273 --> 01:10:15,268 Anyway, what exactly are you planning to do with me, anyway? 605 01:10:15,346 --> 01:10:18,549 Now that you know that I'm not Brenda Dobbs. 606 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:22,194 And what's with all these shitty pop culture references anyway? 607 01:10:22,585 --> 01:10:24,907 I thought you were a real artist. 608 01:10:59,584 --> 01:11:02,899 At the same time, I understand that seeing it unfold in front of you... 609 01:11:02,924 --> 01:11:07,083 Right there on the screen, especially when its directed at a poor man's version... 610 01:11:07,108 --> 01:11:10,551 Of your favorite radio talk show host, or at least her look alike. 611 01:11:10,576 --> 01:11:12,466 Can be traumatizing. 612 01:11:12,491 --> 01:11:17,369 That's why we're going to the phones for a deep dive into some serious group therapy. 613 01:11:17,394 --> 01:11:19,365 Right after these important messages. 614 01:11:21,395 --> 01:11:26,149 And so I am incredibly pleased, amazingly, spectacularly, wonderfully pleased... 615 01:11:26,753 --> 01:11:30,436 To present my masterpiece to you, the entire world... 616 01:11:31,635 --> 01:11:35,184 The Death of Brenda Dobbs. 617 01:11:37,907 --> 01:11:41,021 It goes without saying that I expect nothing less... 618 01:11:41,110 --> 01:11:44,938 Than beautiful, magical, exceptional reviews from all of you... 619 01:11:45,262 --> 01:11:47,539 From each and every one of you... 620 01:11:47,885 --> 01:11:50,304 For Brenda's sake let there be no... 621 01:11:50,329 --> 01:11:54,325 Kings of England here to shit on Jefferson's Declaration of Independence. 622 01:11:57,991 --> 01:12:00,959 I knew it! My genius is irresistible. 623 01:12:01,038 --> 01:12:04,375 This is on track to be the biggest global event since We Are The World. 624 01:12:04,966 --> 01:12:06,473 And, unlike... 625 01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:20,931 Who'd have thought this freak had the potential to go viral? 626 01:12:21,076 --> 01:12:23,732 He's all over the web and the phone lines are going crazy. 627 01:12:24,603 --> 01:12:27,862 And to think, those Federated Fucks thought they could yank me off the air. 628 01:14:33,694 --> 01:14:36,060 That fucking bitch! 629 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:48,052 I just can't shake the feeling some of this could be my fault. 630 01:14:49,023 --> 01:14:50,787 I read this guy wrong from the beginning. 631 01:14:51,836 --> 01:14:53,142 Now, here we are... 632 01:14:55,195 --> 01:14:57,047 Kind of makes you think about retirement. 633 01:14:57,494 --> 01:14:59,492 A beach and a drink somewhere. 634 01:14:59,671 --> 01:15:03,778 Hold it together, Hamilton. Nobody could have predicted this freak would go viral. 635 01:15:03,856 --> 01:15:05,843 And it's hard to believe he was ever married. 636 01:15:06,070 --> 01:15:08,804 And apparently he's now at Doctor Brenda's house. 637 01:15:09,384 --> 01:15:10,556 He's at the house? 638 01:15:10,634 --> 01:15:13,893 Yeah, she's on the air complaining about where's the police when you need them... 639 01:15:13,918 --> 01:15:17,476 And whatever happened to law and order and all that other bullshit... 640 01:15:17,621 --> 01:15:19,474 Something about a faulty alarm. 641 01:15:19,708 --> 01:15:21,896 Sarge, I'm at the house. 642 01:15:22,130 --> 01:15:23,146 What house? 643 01:15:23,335 --> 01:15:25,043 Brenda Dobb's house! 644 01:15:25,449 --> 01:15:29,437 Don't do anything stupid, Hamilton. You have to wait for back up. 645 01:15:32,295 --> 01:15:33,623 I can't just sit here and wait... 646 01:15:33,679 --> 01:15:37,462 I've got to stop this sick bastard before he kills anyone else. 647 01:15:37,518 --> 01:15:41,090 God damn it Hamilton! You wait for backup and that's an order! 648 01:15:41,246 --> 01:15:42,753 Do you read me Hamilton? 649 01:15:43,768 --> 01:15:44,862 Do you read me? 650 01:15:47,146 --> 01:15:50,238 (Muffled) Hamilton, Hamilton, do you hear me? 651 01:16:00,494 --> 01:16:01,566 Hello? 652 01:16:03,987 --> 01:16:05,081 Hello? 653 01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:11,181 Hello? 654 01:17:30,044 --> 01:17:32,567 Shh, shh. I'm a cop, I'm a cop. It's OK. 655 01:17:33,005 --> 01:17:34,456 Are you alright? 656 01:17:35,697 --> 01:17:37,215 He's still somewhere in the house... 657 01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:38,777 I'm gonna nail this son of a bitch. 658 01:17:39,540 --> 01:17:40,567 Look out! 659 01:18:06,777 --> 01:18:08,261 Officer? 660 01:18:09,006 --> 01:18:10,825 Mr Officer? 661 01:18:11,261 --> 01:18:12,499 Are you OK? 662 01:18:54,256 --> 01:18:55,941 Screaming! 663 01:19:06,890 --> 01:19:11,477 It truly is a masterpiece... 664 01:19:29,005 --> 01:19:30,891 What the fuck? That can't be it! 665 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:32,752 That bitch has to die. 666 01:19:32,777 --> 01:19:36,569 I can't have any competition in the form of some strumpet lookalike running around. 667 01:19:37,708 --> 01:19:41,648 And to think, I almost married that fucking guy. What the hell was I thinking? 668 01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:50,250 What the fuck do you mean we were on the air for that? 669 01:19:51,157 --> 01:19:53,289 The sound of police sirens approaching... 670 01:20:29,656 --> 01:20:32,736 Screaming and yelling... 671 01:20:40,007 --> 01:20:43,902 More screaming and yelling... 672 01:21:20,529 --> 01:21:23,218 Screaming... 673 01:21:24,089 --> 01:21:26,444 More screaming... 674 01:21:27,816 --> 01:21:30,595 Still more screaming... 675 01:22:34,842 --> 01:22:36,627 You look like someone... 676 01:22:38,380 --> 01:22:39,585 But I can't remember. 677 01:22:47,503 --> 01:22:49,244 Isn't that nice dear. 678 01:23:09,551 --> 01:23:12,051 (Inaudible) 679 01:24:12,005 --> 01:24:14,356 Thank you for contacting The Federated Collection Agency... 680 01:24:14,381 --> 01:24:15,878 How may I direct your call? 681 01:24:16,324 --> 01:24:20,208 I'd like to report another recently settled account. 682 01:24:20,565 --> 01:24:23,511 Excellent, another satisfied customer? 683 01:24:27,889 --> 01:24:29,697 I'd say extremely...