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My dream job
is repairing broken toys.

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Older, I'll play pro soccer.

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A star or a baker.

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Most likely, star.

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A boxer.

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I'll be elected President.

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My dream is to be crowned Miss France.

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Are you nuts?

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Everybody up!

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1st of the month. Rent day!

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There you go.

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You go to school now.

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Come on.

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I already told you,
the place is packed. No room.

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It's not a chateau here, you know.

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I can't invent space.

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Hey, chicks! It stinks in here.

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They're growing?

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- You take coins?
- Pay up.

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Pay up.

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I gotta iron your bills?

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- I'm not your ma.
- Don't blame me.

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Ahmed's a mess.

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Bullshit.
Everyone knows I'm a clean freak.

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A freak, sure!

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This works? Mine.

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- Not that one.
- No way! Hold on!

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I'm sick.

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Lola!

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- Hey, darling.
- Hi, honeybun. All good?

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Is it all there?

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What's this?

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Canadian dollars.
Very strong right now.

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Like I care!

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Don't blame me,
my clientele's very international.

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That's globalization, Yolande.

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Gotta adapt. I adapt.

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And I gotta...

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Crazy times.

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You can work here.

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You'll like it here.

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Much better than downstairs,
like sardines.

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What is this?

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The 1st is rent day.

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Yolande!

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What is this?

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You're always short,
so I found a solution.

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Share your rent.

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You're kidding, right?

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No more loose hems!

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Welcome, I guess.

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Let's go, sit down.

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Go on, sit down.

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Julien!

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Calm down and sit over there.

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Kamel, Karim, go sit down.

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Let go.

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Sit down, please.

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Or you'll box me?

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You don't scare me.

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A princess who boxes.

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Just missing a tutu!

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Loser!

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Calm down, all of you!

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Calm down.

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Respect.

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He's going to train with us...

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And he's going to represent France

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at the next Olympic Games...

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Elias Naim!

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Welcome, champ.

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Good to be here, boss.

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Alright, kids?

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In shape?

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Today we'll just talk.

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Questions and answers.

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I'll tell you how I got where I am.

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And how I started out

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as the unlikeliest champion ever.

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At our age, were you any good?

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At your age, I didn't dare tell anyone
my dream was to be a boxer.

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I looked for you on social media.

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I'm not on it.

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Good call.

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It's poisonous bullshit.

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My sponsors insist.

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So you kept boxing? You train here?

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Yeah.

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We can spar together one day,
if you want.

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C'mon, talk.

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Work? Crib?

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Just around the corner.

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Great.

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You're single? Got someone?

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No.

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I mean, not right now.

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You?

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The wildest thing ever.

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You gotta meet her.

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She's an amazing chick.

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That's cool.

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Last time we met, we were little squirts.

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I never dared visit your parents' grave.

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Me neither.

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I was sent to a foster family.

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Several of them, actually.

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Too many.

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Alex, where are you?

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Holy moses, where's he gone?

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I'll show him.

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What the heck?

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The kids blocked the crapper again.

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Come help me.

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Move it.

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I'm proud of you.

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One out of two making it, not bad.

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Beautiful lady.

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How you doing, baby?

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A face as long as a Greek tragedy!

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Make some herb tea, roll a doobie.

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I'll be back after a prayer
to baby Jesus for more business.

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I'm scraping the barrel.

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<i>My dream job is repairing broken toys.</i>

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<i>Older, I'll play pro soccer.</i>

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<i>A star or a baker...</i>

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<i>I'll be elected President.</i>

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<i>Video game engineer.</i>

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<i>My dream is to be crowned Miss France.</i>

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<i>You're not a girl, kiddo!</i>

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<i>Are you out of your mind?</i>

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<i>That's insane.</i>

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<i>It's impossible!</i>

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<i>You can't be Miss France, you're a boy!</i>

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You don't eat meat?

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She's veggie.

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I'll take her share.

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I'll go for Miss France.

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I'll go for Miss France.

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- I'll go for Miss France.
- For what?

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For Miss France.

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I did hear you then.

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What?

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He's going for Miss France.

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- He's a boy.
- He certainly is.

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What the hell?

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Nobody thinks I'm serious?

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Baby, let me explain.

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Brangelina's daughter dresses as a boy,

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destined to be a fashion icon.

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We dress as girls,
destined to be streetwalkers.

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If you're less rich and famous,
you pay more to be different.

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We need dreams.

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Exactly, you need dreams.

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Look at you guys,
wanting the impossible.

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Don't complain if it goes wrong.

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Alex, Padme is a surgeon.

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Her degrees are worthless in France.

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So she sews up jeans.

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For real.

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- Excellent.
- Laugh, but it is.

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Same goes for you.

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Dreams of being a grand duchess,
she's a grand hooker.

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That is so subtle.

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You guys, too. Ahmed and Randy...

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Bill Gates!

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Bill and Gates.

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My plan's squared off.

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Squared off.

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The issue is when.

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You two squared off?

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Slob squared.

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I need help. I need you guys.

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Help me make the pageant.

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Lola?

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- Yolande?
- No, count me out.

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I'm in.

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We can make a buck with a Miss.

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Smart idea.

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There's potential.

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But it will take lots and lots of work.

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- I'll learn.
- Not so fast.

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You realize the Miss France pageant

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celebrates the oppression of women.

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- I mean, it's prehistoric.
- Sure.

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- Sure, what?
- We've been here before.

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Ahmed dreams of being Catholic,
we help.

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Irrelevant! I did it for Madeleine.

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Who dumped you right after?

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No, she was incarcerated.

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At the Crossbar Hotel.

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That's for real.

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I suggest we vote.

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Personally, I'm in favor.

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I vote yes.

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I'm in favor too.

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Come on, there we go!

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Yes, Panini!

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By unanimous vote,

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minus one, we will try...

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We will try, Yolande.

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Let's raise a toast. Splendid!

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Come on, this way.

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Majesty...

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South America?

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Eastern Europe?

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France.

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Age?

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24.

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Hormones? Surgery?

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No, all organic.

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What's her niche?

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Dominatrix? BDSM?

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Exotic? Cutesy?

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Angelic.

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Majesty, Alex isn't looking for work.

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I brought her
for you to make a woman of her.

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Let's see.

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Lucky you.
Androgynous and smooth-skinned.

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Rugby-player shoulders, though.

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You'll need a narrow waist.

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I'll prescribe you a corset
you must never take off.

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Not even in bed.

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Got it?

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- Shoe size?
- 9.

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Put down 8.

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From now on, no more flats.

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If you're tired, 8 cm.

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All other times, 12 cm.

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Fake eyelashes mandatory.

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Contour makeup for cleavage.

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For swimsuits, learn the art of tucking.

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She'll explain.

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You want to be a woman?

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It won't be easy.

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You need to be both sexy and pure.

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Funny, mainstream,

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rebellious, submissive.

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You'll laugh softly.

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You'll weep in silence.

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You'll convince everyone
you dress beyond your means.

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Mess it up, they'll call you a slut.

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And if I succeed?

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They'll call you a slut.

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Don't forget...

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You're not a real woman.

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And you never will be.

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Never.

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But hey...

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Be authentic in your femininity.

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Ok, enough.

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Pay in cash, in euros.

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This week latest.

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Majesty, this month perhaps?

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No, there's no credit here.

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I'm no social worker.

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Or philanthropist.

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Majesty, Alex has had a tough life.

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He lost his parents in a car crash.

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Can't you give him discount?

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Life never spared him.

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You know a single girl working here
who was "spared"?

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Go on, scram.

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Bitch cut you no slack.

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Sorry, baby, I didn't expect it
to cost a month's rent.

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Lola?

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What if it doesn't work?

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Baby, you need it?

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So you do it.

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What if I get called out?

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If anyone gets suspicious,
divert attention.

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Proverb from Drag Street.

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How much?

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Hi, want a good time?

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I don't like trannies but you...

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You're fresh. You turn me on.

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You can't afford her.

279
00:18:45.079 --> 00:18:46.163
I can buy you all.

280
00:18:46.330 --> 00:18:48.958
Becoming a TV starlet, how about it?

281
00:18:52.836 --> 00:18:54.046
Look, kitten...

282
00:18:55.005 --> 00:18:57.633
You're the stereotypical excrement

283
00:18:57.800 --> 00:19:00.052
of deregulated, heteronormative society.

284
00:19:00.844 --> 00:19:02.721
You buy us when we decide, ok?

285
00:19:02.888 --> 00:19:04.265
Her decision is no.

286
00:19:04.974 --> 00:19:08.102
Get your banger in gear,
mid-life crisis scumsucker,

287
00:19:08.269 --> 00:19:09.687
and beat it.

288
00:19:12.606 --> 00:19:13.857
Obsolete old tranny!

289
00:19:17.027 --> 00:19:17.945
See, darling?

290
00:19:18.112 --> 00:19:21.031
The riddle you are
makes men become

291
00:19:21.198 --> 00:19:23.617
aggressive, in general.

292
00:19:24.118 --> 00:19:25.411
They're all like that?

293
00:19:25.577 --> 00:19:26.996
Thank god, no.

294
00:19:29.415 --> 00:19:30.708
Do I look old?

295
00:19:33.294 --> 00:19:34.503
Bitch.

296
00:19:34.712 --> 00:19:35.796
No.

297
00:19:35.963 --> 00:19:37.339
You little skank!

298
00:19:37.506 --> 00:19:40.009
You don't look your age, for sure.

299
00:19:49.934 --> 00:19:53.397
I want to be Miss France
because as a career opportunity,

300
00:19:53.563 --> 00:19:55.107
it's extraordinary.

301
00:19:55.274 --> 00:19:58.067
I love traveling, I love flying.

302
00:19:58.235 --> 00:20:00.069
I collect soaps from hotels,

303
00:20:00.237 --> 00:20:02.114
so I'll expand my collection.

304
00:20:03.573 --> 00:20:04.616
It's also a way

305
00:20:04.783 --> 00:20:07.119
to meet people,
even ordinary people.

306
00:20:07.286 --> 00:20:10.455
It's important to be cultured.
Cultivated.

307
00:20:10.622 --> 00:20:13.207
- The committee president is here.
- What?

308
00:20:13.417 --> 00:20:16.586
- I can't, I'm casting.
- He insists on seeing you.

309
00:20:16.754 --> 00:20:18.212
Women have lots to say,

310
00:20:18.380 --> 00:20:20.674
coming from their culture.

311
00:20:20.840 --> 00:20:23.552
- The most beautiful Miss.
- Silly.

312
00:20:24.218 --> 00:20:26.013
- What brings you here?
- You.

313
00:20:26.180 --> 00:20:26.888
Only?

314
00:20:27.056 --> 00:20:29.348
I love your energy. Non-stop.

315
00:20:29.515 --> 00:20:32.811
No, Paul, cut out
the positive management crap.

316
00:20:33.562 --> 00:20:34.563
What's going on?

317
00:20:34.729 --> 00:20:36.940
We lost the public, we went too far.

318
00:20:37.106 --> 00:20:38.442
You listen to panels?

319
00:20:38.608 --> 00:20:41.445
The domestic violence spot
was dumb and scary.

320
00:20:41.611 --> 00:20:42.487
Hold on.

321
00:20:42.653 --> 00:20:44.030
It was dumb or scary?

322
00:20:44.198 --> 00:20:45.740
- There's more.
- Really?

323
00:20:45.907 --> 00:20:47.909
We're inexistent on social media.

324
00:20:48.117 --> 00:20:50.411
For me, social media is the style.

325
00:20:50.579 --> 00:20:52.121
I work on the substance.

326
00:20:52.288 --> 00:20:54.499
I'll hire someone for digital.

327
00:20:54.665 --> 00:20:57.418
I look forward to it. With joy!

328
00:21:00.089 --> 00:21:03.092
So cancel the eco-trip
for something more classical?

329
00:21:03.549 --> 00:21:05.426
Let's go backward, great idea.

330
00:21:06.427 --> 00:21:08.597
What did you pitch to save your skin?

331
00:21:09.305 --> 00:21:11.140
A parade in traditional costume?

332
00:21:11.307 --> 00:21:13.059
With seashells as pompoms?

333
00:21:15.853 --> 00:21:17.688
<i>When did you lose your cojones?</i>

334
00:21:19.315 --> 00:21:20.817
You don't get it.

335
00:21:20.983 --> 00:21:23.027
It's not my skin I'm trying to save.

336
00:21:24.654 --> 00:21:25.988
Contestant 103.

337
00:21:38.042 --> 00:21:39.710
On the cross, please.

338
00:21:45.800 --> 00:21:47.969
Why do you want to be Miss France?

339
00:21:51.430 --> 00:21:52.640
To be someone.

340
00:22:01.232 --> 00:22:03.401
Welcome,
Ile-de-France regional contestants!

341
00:22:03.568 --> 00:22:04.777
Before rehearsals,

342
00:22:04.944 --> 00:22:07.989
we need you to provide certain documents.

343
00:22:08.197 --> 00:22:10.824
Every Miss, without exception,

344
00:22:10.992 --> 00:22:13.244
must have a valid passport...

345
00:22:13.744 --> 00:22:14.620
Guy's a pro.

346
00:22:15.872 --> 00:22:17.956
Place of birth. Coldbutts?

347
00:22:18.957 --> 00:22:19.708
Seriously?

348
00:22:19.876 --> 00:22:21.459
Swear to god, it exists.

349
00:22:21.627 --> 00:22:24.297
On your budget,
it was the only passport available.

350
00:22:24.462 --> 00:22:27.383
You will provide links to your profiles

351
00:22:27.550 --> 00:22:31.053
on social media.
Moving with the times, we urge you

352
00:22:31.262 --> 00:22:33.264
to create an account on Instagram.

353
00:22:33.806 --> 00:22:35.433
Instagram changes your life.

354
00:22:35.599 --> 00:22:37.310
The pageant is in 5 days.

355
00:22:37.475 --> 00:22:40.688
You will be chosen by the public
for your elegance,

356
00:22:40.854 --> 00:22:43.524
bearing and femininity.

357
00:22:44.232 --> 00:22:45.568
If I am chosen,

358
00:22:46.694 --> 00:22:50.238
I'd like to raise awareness
on educating orphans.

359
00:22:50.406 --> 00:22:51.657
Hold on.

360
00:22:51.824 --> 00:22:52.825
Add Mbappé.

361
00:22:52.991 --> 00:22:54.035
Mbappé?

362
00:22:54.202 --> 00:22:56.287
And baby seals. Check their numbers.

363
00:22:56.454 --> 00:22:58.414
You gotta get baby seals in there.

364
00:22:58.581 --> 00:22:59.998
My speech won't make sense.

365
00:23:00.165 --> 00:23:01.041
Like you care!

366
00:23:01.209 --> 00:23:04.127
Drop the highest-ranking words
and votes flood in.

367
00:23:04.294 --> 00:23:05.629
Same tactic as Macron.

368
00:23:08.632 --> 00:23:10.343
She slaughtered you.

369
00:23:10.508 --> 00:23:12.470
Let me see. What's wrong?

370
00:23:13.095 --> 00:23:14.679
Seriously? What is this?

371
00:23:14.847 --> 00:23:15.889
Are you kidding?

372
00:23:16.056 --> 00:23:17.265
You tasered her.

373
00:23:17.432 --> 00:23:19.727
I have two hours. What the hell!

374
00:23:19.893 --> 00:23:21.604
The pageant's in two hours?

375
00:23:21.770 --> 00:23:23.188
Like Auntie Aicha's sheep.

376
00:23:23.356 --> 00:23:24.689
They won't let you in.

377
00:23:25.733 --> 00:23:27.901
Don't, you're making it worse.

378
00:23:30.153 --> 00:23:31.739
Enough, you hooligans!

379
00:23:32.280 --> 00:23:34.824
I can't work with inferior equipment.

380
00:23:34.992 --> 00:23:36.994
We needed a real curling iron.

381
00:23:37.160 --> 00:23:38.203
It costs a fortune.

382
00:23:38.371 --> 00:23:39.579
I'm going to cry.

383
00:23:40.373 --> 00:23:41.624
Padmini!

384
00:23:41.790 --> 00:23:42.875
Don't play on words.

385
00:23:43.041 --> 00:23:44.960
Can you help us here?

386
00:23:45.127 --> 00:23:48.755
Those Bollywood blowouts,
there must be some kind of trick.

387
00:23:49.631 --> 00:23:51.716
- A blowout?
- Yes, Indian-style.

388
00:23:59.683 --> 00:24:01.017
We don't like late.

389
00:24:48.731 --> 00:24:50.316
Your attention, please!

390
00:24:52.569 --> 00:24:54.862
In a moment, you'll be on stage.

391
00:24:55.030 --> 00:24:56.864
I won't bore you with detail.

392
00:24:57.032 --> 00:24:58.240
Just one thing...

393
00:24:58.408 --> 00:25:01.578
Tonight, show us who you are.
And be proud!

394
00:25:02.203 --> 00:25:06.082
Whatever happens,
stage fright, falls, memory blanks...

395
00:25:06.666 --> 00:25:08.375
Smile and it's all good.

396
00:25:08.543 --> 00:25:09.169
Amanda?

397
00:25:10.170 --> 00:25:13.840
Yes, let's hear it for Arnaud Tasiaux...

398
00:25:14.549 --> 00:25:16.092
Yes, give it up.

399
00:25:16.258 --> 00:25:18.510
He will be our host again tonight.

400
00:25:18.678 --> 00:25:19.762
Thank you, Arnaud.

401
00:25:19.929 --> 00:25:22.098
Could I say no to you, Amanda?

402
00:25:23.099 --> 00:25:25.810
This year's girls
are particularly pretty.

403
00:25:26.643 --> 00:25:28.020
Same as every year.

404
00:25:28.563 --> 00:25:31.690
On stage in 10.
Into your dresses, let's go!

405
00:25:31.858 --> 00:25:33.485
- Coffee, Arnaud?
- No.

406
00:25:36.403 --> 00:25:40.116
Coming up next,
the moment you've all been waiting for,

407
00:25:40.282 --> 00:25:42.451
that we've all been waiting for...

408
00:25:42.619 --> 00:25:44.161
The contestants will parade

409
00:25:44.621 --> 00:25:45.788
in swimsuits.

410
00:25:47.331 --> 00:25:49.333
What the hell am I doing here?

411
00:25:51.585 --> 00:25:53.170
Three minutes to the swimsuit parade!

412
00:26:05.557 --> 00:26:06.225
Sublime!

413
00:26:06.643 --> 00:26:07.810
Show them, dolls!

414
00:26:08.811 --> 00:26:10.271
We are magnificent!

415
00:26:18.570 --> 00:26:19.696
One missing.

416
00:26:19.863 --> 00:26:21.782
- There's one missing.
- Find her!

417
00:26:26.745 --> 00:26:27.955
Number 8!

418
00:26:29.373 --> 00:26:30.290
Where is she?

419
00:26:44.221 --> 00:26:45.347
Good evening.

420
00:26:46.139 --> 00:26:47.516
What are you doing here?

421
00:26:48.058 --> 00:26:49.685
Number 4, Daphne!

422
00:26:52.104 --> 00:26:53.230
Great, Daphne.

423
00:26:55.440 --> 00:26:56.108
I love you!

424
00:26:59.444 --> 00:27:01.738
Number 5, Laetitia!

425
00:27:02.155 --> 00:27:03.740
I'm bored shitless.

426
00:27:04.575 --> 00:27:06.159
Alexandra!

427
00:27:10.414 --> 00:27:11.331
Number 6...

428
00:27:12.207 --> 00:27:13.250
Nina!

429
00:27:15.002 --> 00:27:16.211
Love it.

430
00:27:17.671 --> 00:27:19.380
I'm just borrowing it.

431
00:27:22.217 --> 00:27:23.719
Number 7, Tatum!

432
00:27:30.058 --> 00:27:32.518
Number 8, Alexandra!

433
00:27:41.152 --> 00:27:41.820
Don't ask me.

434
00:27:43.238 --> 00:27:44.698
Alexandra?

435
00:27:49.703 --> 00:27:51.705
Apparently, overcome by emotion!

436
00:27:51.872 --> 00:27:53.749
The night's first dropout.

437
00:27:54.458 --> 00:27:55.666
Number 9...

438
00:27:55.834 --> 00:27:56.627
Here I am!

439
00:27:58.128 --> 00:27:58.919
Number 8...

440
00:28:02.883 --> 00:28:06.802
Alexandra took a few liberties
with the designated swimsuit.

441
00:28:06.969 --> 00:28:09.472
A unicorn. Look, a unicorn!

442
00:28:09.640 --> 00:28:10.556
And it works.

443
00:28:10.723 --> 00:28:11.391
Unique!

444
00:28:18.023 --> 00:28:19.106
It really works.

445
00:28:21.317 --> 00:28:22.568
We love you!

446
00:28:25.071 --> 00:28:26.489
If I am chosen...

447
00:28:32.703 --> 00:28:35.581
What's she trying to say?
She can't get it out.

448
00:28:35.748 --> 00:28:36.917
Stop!

449
00:28:37.625 --> 00:28:38.584
I can do it.

450
00:28:39.126 --> 00:28:40.711
I can't do it.

451
00:28:40.878 --> 00:28:43.674
If I am crowned
Miss Ile-de-France tonight...

452
00:28:47.843 --> 00:28:50.513
Estelle. Contestant number 3!

453
00:28:50.681 --> 00:28:53.599
I love children, animals, the disabled.

454
00:28:53.766 --> 00:28:55.059
No, not the dis...

455
00:28:56.060 --> 00:28:57.645
Thank you, Daphne,

456
00:28:57.812 --> 00:29:00.231
contestant number 4!

457
00:29:02.900 --> 00:29:05.903
Let's bring out now number 8!

458
00:29:12.034 --> 00:29:12.827
Good evening.

459
00:29:13.285 --> 00:29:15.538
My name's Alexandra Dufresnoy.

460
00:29:16.789 --> 00:29:17.915
From Paris.

461
00:29:18.499 --> 00:29:19.875
Great, Alexandra.

462
00:29:20.042 --> 00:29:23.379
What cause
are you advocating for tonight?

463
00:29:32.263 --> 00:29:33.514
Men like you.

464
00:29:34.724 --> 00:29:36.142
A worthwhile cause.

465
00:29:36.809 --> 00:29:39.603
How can you help men like me?

466
00:29:40.146 --> 00:29:41.397
To understand things.

467
00:29:42.940 --> 00:29:45.067
Please, educate me, Alexandra.

468
00:29:47.445 --> 00:29:49.154
Let's imagine a man like you...

469
00:29:51.323 --> 00:29:54.452
Fine tuxedo, great glasses,
dapper elegance.

470
00:29:57.079 --> 00:29:58.372
Every mother's dream.

471
00:30:00.958 --> 00:30:03.793
So when a man like you
insulted a friend of mine...

472
00:30:04.837 --> 00:30:06.088
Naughty boy.

473
00:30:09.133 --> 00:30:11.426
He called her an obsolete old tranny!

474
00:30:16.931 --> 00:30:18.601
I stayed silent, scared.

475
00:30:21.060 --> 00:30:22.897
Tonight, I have a reply for him.

476
00:30:23.522 --> 00:30:25.900
For my friend and every woman.

477
00:30:27.066 --> 00:30:28.486
I'd like to tell the guy,

478
00:30:29.028 --> 00:30:30.738
women won't be fooled.

479
00:30:35.034 --> 00:30:37.912
By eyes
that see a price on everything.

480
00:30:39.914 --> 00:30:41.206
By a smile...

481
00:30:42.541 --> 00:30:45.294
The smile of a man
who thinks he's a prince.

482
00:30:46.628 --> 00:30:48.213
But is only a pig.

483
00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:54.385
My friend was humiliated.

484
00:30:56.305 --> 00:30:58.014
Yet she felt guilty.

485
00:31:00.767 --> 00:31:01.685
But he...

486
00:31:03.019 --> 00:31:05.146
He's oblivious to the injustice.

487
00:31:05.815 --> 00:31:08.274
He's spent his whole life
in a man's body.

488
00:31:11.946 --> 00:31:14.656
Just explaining that to men like you

489
00:31:15.324 --> 00:31:16.951
might make them better.

490
00:31:18.327 --> 00:31:19.244
There.

491
00:31:19.619 --> 00:31:21.371
That's my cause if I'm chosen.

492
00:31:42.684 --> 00:31:43.560
Thank you.

493
00:31:46.854 --> 00:31:47.939
This is it.

494
00:31:48.106 --> 00:31:50.441
The moment you've been waiting for.

495
00:31:51.317 --> 00:31:52.569
What suspense!

496
00:31:58.116 --> 00:32:01.744
Miss Ile-de-France 2019

497
00:32:03.204 --> 00:32:04.122
is...

498
00:32:10.670 --> 00:32:12.380
Alexandra Dufresnoy!

499
00:32:23.266 --> 00:32:24.683
Shit, he did it!

500
00:32:24.851 --> 00:32:26.144
Now for Miss France!

501
00:33:03.096 --> 00:33:04.265
Hot, isn't it?

502
00:33:04.432 --> 00:33:07.810
My hormones are popping like corn.
What about you?

503
00:33:12.565 --> 00:33:13.607
I'm hungry.

504
00:33:17.235 --> 00:33:18.028
Cheers.

505
00:33:18.612 --> 00:33:19.363
Evening.

506
00:33:19.529 --> 00:33:21.531
- Alexandra's mother?
- That's me.

507
00:33:21.699 --> 00:33:23.784
Nice to meet you.
You must be so proud.

508
00:33:23.951 --> 00:33:24.827
Utterly.

509
00:33:26.661 --> 00:33:28.331
- May I?
- Of course.

510
00:33:28.497 --> 00:33:30.791
For our website, a few questions?

511
00:33:30.999 --> 00:33:31.792
If you must.

512
00:33:32.835 --> 00:33:33.668
Go ahead.

513
00:33:35.170 --> 00:33:37.840
How does your daughter winning feel?

514
00:33:38.006 --> 00:33:41.301
How do I feel about my daughter
choosing a career as

515
00:33:41.469 --> 00:33:42.677
professional strumpet?

516
00:33:44.638 --> 00:33:47.140
What more could I wish for my child?

517
00:33:48.476 --> 00:33:50.435
Her mother's support, perhaps.

518
00:33:50.644 --> 00:33:51.895
What's the problem?

519
00:33:52.062 --> 00:33:55.190
Your daughter being in the spotlight?
Expressing herself?

520
00:33:55.608 --> 00:33:57.275
Or her advocating for women?

521
00:33:58.068 --> 00:34:00.237
Sorry, I didn't get it...

522
00:34:01.446 --> 00:34:04.616
The Miss France pageant
is a forum for political ideas?

523
00:34:04.783 --> 00:34:06.118
A modern-day agora.

524
00:34:06.284 --> 00:34:09.996
Schools of philosophy
parading in bikinis, right?

525
00:34:10.163 --> 00:34:13.583
So we're dealing with an analyst
who is unaware

526
00:34:13.750 --> 00:34:17.671
that the bikini in the 50s
was the symbol of female emancipation.

527
00:34:17.838 --> 00:34:20.674
Before it was turned
into a symbol of sexism.

528
00:34:20.841 --> 00:34:22.217
What a journey!

529
00:34:22.384 --> 00:34:23.635
Similar to yours.

530
00:34:23.802 --> 00:34:27.180
Mock my journey if you wish
but I am proud to give women

531
00:34:27.389 --> 00:34:30.142
precious arms
to deal with today's world.

532
00:34:31.309 --> 00:34:32.144
Very funny.

533
00:34:32.310 --> 00:34:34.813
She strips women for the cameras

534
00:34:34.980 --> 00:34:36.982
and talks like CEO of a nonprofit.

535
00:34:37.149 --> 00:34:41.278
She calls her kid a slut
and thinks she's a feminist. Curious!

536
00:34:41.445 --> 00:34:42.737
We all have our foibles.

537
00:34:42.904 --> 00:34:44.322
Indeed we do.

538
00:34:45.157 --> 00:34:46.158
Nonprofit food?

539
00:34:46.324 --> 00:34:47.742
A taste of contradiction!

540
00:34:47.909 --> 00:34:49.244
With utmost pleasure.

541
00:34:49.411 --> 00:34:50.662
Please do.

542
00:34:50.829 --> 00:34:53.290
May I chew before spitting it at you?

543
00:34:53.457 --> 00:34:54.374
I dare you.

544
00:34:54.541 --> 00:34:55.583
Internet's exploding.

545
00:34:55.750 --> 00:34:57.669
All over Alex's speech.

546
00:34:57.835 --> 00:34:58.920
My sons.

547
00:35:00.087 --> 00:35:02.007
They run a flourishing business.

548
00:35:02.174 --> 00:35:03.966
In what? Trashtalk, like mom?

549
00:35:04.134 --> 00:35:05.302
Fruit and veggies.

550
00:35:05.843 --> 00:35:07.679
Vegetables, mostly.

551
00:35:08.805 --> 00:35:09.806
It's Alex.

552
00:35:50.179 --> 00:35:51.931
Superb! Awesome!

553
00:35:52.181 --> 00:35:53.766
I'm Miss Great-East,

554
00:35:53.933 --> 00:35:56.769
a student
at Engineering School in Lorraine.

555
00:35:56.936 --> 00:35:58.562
Looks like a quiche, too.

556
00:36:01.858 --> 00:36:03.442
Miss St. Pierre &amp; Miquelon.

557
00:36:04.361 --> 00:36:05.653
We saw you earlier.

558
00:36:06.112 --> 00:36:07.489
My turn. Beat it.

559
00:36:12.409 --> 00:36:13.620
That's right.

560
00:36:13.786 --> 00:36:15.204
I'm Miss Corsica.

561
00:36:15.372 --> 00:36:18.582
Regional karate champ.
I train 4 hours a day.

562
00:36:19.333 --> 00:36:22.003
I love to win
and I hate to be seen

563
00:36:22.169 --> 00:36:23.755
as a weak woman.

564
00:36:26.173 --> 00:36:28.009
A bit pushy, perhaps?

565
00:36:28.676 --> 00:36:29.886
No, just fine.

566
00:36:30.094 --> 00:36:30.762
Next!

567
00:36:34.723 --> 00:36:37.685
Look this way. Great!

568
00:36:38.644 --> 00:36:39.520
Got it, thanks.

569
00:36:40.271 --> 00:36:41.897
I'm Miss France. I...

570
00:36:42.064 --> 00:36:42.731
Sorry.

571
00:36:43.899 --> 00:36:45.150
Pretentious Parisian.

572
00:36:47.236 --> 00:36:48.946
Ile-de-France, I'm sorry...

573
00:36:49.363 --> 00:36:50.197
Care to explain?

574
00:36:57.246 --> 00:36:58.497
There wasn't my size.

575
00:36:58.664 --> 00:36:59.748
So go up one.

576
00:37:00.291 --> 00:37:01.583
We stock up to size 7.

577
00:37:02.710 --> 00:37:03.794
I'm a size 8.

578
00:37:04.878 --> 00:37:05.713
Like my brother.

579
00:37:05.879 --> 00:37:06.672
Please!

580
00:37:07.965 --> 00:37:09.008
7.5, really.

581
00:37:09.967 --> 00:37:11.176
A solid base, at least.

582
00:37:12.386 --> 00:37:15.347
Charlotte,
ask Jean-Paul for larger sizes.

583
00:37:15.514 --> 00:37:16.807
Alright, let's go.

584
00:37:16.974 --> 00:37:17.850
All yours.

585
00:37:19.393 --> 00:37:21.145
Alexandra, Miss Ile-de-France.

586
00:37:23.105 --> 00:37:25.149
I'm 24 years old.

587
00:37:25.649 --> 00:37:28.234
I like long walks, couscous.

588
00:37:28.527 --> 00:37:30.195
Sorry, articulate better.

589
00:37:30.361 --> 00:37:31.863
I don't understand a word.

590
00:37:33.614 --> 00:37:35.116
My name's Alexandra.

591
00:37:35.491 --> 00:37:36.952
1m80 tall.

592
00:37:37.869 --> 00:37:39.370
I'm Miss Ile-de-France.

593
00:37:40.331 --> 00:37:43.834
Don't apologize for winning.
Show you want to win again.

594
00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:45.001
Start over.

595
00:37:47.713 --> 00:37:48.589
I'm...

596
00:37:48.755 --> 00:37:49.673
Not switched on.

597
00:37:50.174 --> 00:37:51.216
C'mon, wake up.

598
00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:53.344
Where's your light? Turn it on.

599
00:37:53.885 --> 00:37:55.261
What do you like?

600
00:37:55.429 --> 00:37:57.056
- I like long walks.
- We know.

601
00:37:57.222 --> 00:37:59.099
Couscous too. What else?

602
00:38:00.266 --> 00:38:01.226
Why are you here?

603
00:38:03.228 --> 00:38:04.730
What gets you out of bed?

604
00:38:07.316 --> 00:38:09.193
- Amanda...
- Just a second.

605
00:38:13.654 --> 00:38:15.907
Why do you want to win?
Let me hear it.

606
00:38:16.074 --> 00:38:17.868
- To be...
- Miss France, we know.

607
00:38:19.202 --> 00:38:19.911
What for?

608
00:38:20.078 --> 00:38:21.454
What are your dreams?

609
00:38:22.663 --> 00:38:23.956
Your ambitions?

610
00:38:27.628 --> 00:38:29.004
We need to move on.

611
00:38:32.298 --> 00:38:33.258
I don't know.

612
00:38:33.800 --> 00:38:34.760
Sorry.

613
00:38:36.302 --> 00:38:37.513
Next!

614
00:38:42.100 --> 00:38:45.561
Hello, I'm Miss PACA.
IQ of 170,

615
00:38:45.812 --> 00:38:48.314
I speak four languages,
play violin, ride,

616
00:38:48.481 --> 00:38:52.528
and run a blog
devoted to humanitarian aid work.

617
00:38:52.693 --> 00:38:53.611
Look at me.

618
00:38:55.738 --> 00:38:56.447
Thanks.

619
00:39:32.358 --> 00:39:33.317
Evening.

620
00:39:34.110 --> 00:39:35.403
I'm expecting someone.

621
00:39:37.947 --> 00:39:38.906
Alex?

622
00:39:39.365 --> 00:39:40.324
Alexandra.

623
00:39:42.160 --> 00:39:43.161
How come?

624
00:39:43.494 --> 00:39:45.454
You're looking at Miss Ile-de-France,

625
00:39:45.621 --> 00:39:47.373
contestant for Miss France 2020.

626
00:39:47.874 --> 00:39:49.542
Miss Ile-de-France?

627
00:39:50.126 --> 00:39:50.751
You?

628
00:39:51.627 --> 00:39:53.629
Yes, look.

629
00:39:54.380 --> 00:39:56.090
- That's you!
- Yes.

630
00:39:56.424 --> 00:39:57.341
Shit!

631
00:40:01.261 --> 00:40:03.138
- How?
- I just did it.

632
00:40:03.763 --> 00:40:04.473
Insane.

633
00:40:05.933 --> 00:40:08.352
Evening, miss, what can I get you?

634
00:40:08.643 --> 00:40:09.644
Champagne?

635
00:40:12.022 --> 00:40:13.148
Excellent choice.

636
00:40:22.407 --> 00:40:23.868
You want to change...

637
00:40:24.034 --> 00:40:25.244
Want to be a woman?

638
00:40:25.410 --> 00:40:27.705
No. Just connect with my femininity.

639
00:40:27.872 --> 00:40:29.373
There's no need to whisper.

640
00:40:29.539 --> 00:40:30.833
Yes, sorry.

641
00:40:32.167 --> 00:40:33.711
I feel stronger as a woman.

642
00:40:34.086 --> 00:40:35.213
You understand?

643
00:40:38.298 --> 00:40:40.175
Do you often do this?

644
00:40:42.011 --> 00:40:44.679
Not since my parents' accident.

645
00:40:49.309 --> 00:40:51.646
Don't be mad, you have my support.

646
00:40:51.811 --> 00:40:53.272
It's just, I'm kinda basic.

647
00:40:53.438 --> 00:40:55.775
I'm here because I need your help.

648
00:40:55.941 --> 00:40:57.692
Sure, my help in what?

649
00:40:58.360 --> 00:40:59.403
Becoming Miss France.

650
00:41:01.030 --> 00:41:02.447
I'm very serious.

651
00:41:02.907 --> 00:41:05.534
Alex, I can turn you into a boxer,
not a Miss.

652
00:41:05.700 --> 00:41:06.911
Same difference.

653
00:41:08.078 --> 00:41:10.539
I need hard work,
a champion's mindset.

654
00:41:11.040 --> 00:41:12.792
I just made a fool of myself.

655
00:41:12.958 --> 00:41:14.751
The other girls are way ahead.

656
00:41:15.377 --> 00:41:16.545
It's a beauty pageant.

657
00:41:16.711 --> 00:41:19.048
Not just a beauty pageant, Elias.

658
00:41:21.300 --> 00:41:24.260
Seeing you again
took me back to when I was a kid.

659
00:41:25.179 --> 00:41:26.555
When I was alive.

660
00:41:29.684 --> 00:41:31.435
I need to win this pageant.

661
00:41:35.815 --> 00:41:37.440
A rose for the pretty lady?

662
00:41:38.650 --> 00:41:40.986
Good price for your wife.
She's beautiful.

663
00:41:41.486 --> 00:41:42.153
Please...

664
00:41:45.907 --> 00:41:47.784
Here we are. Enjoy.

665
00:41:49.202 --> 00:41:50.912
Floyd Mayweather? Heard of him?

666
00:41:52.372 --> 00:41:55.291
A boxer. 50 fights, 50 wins.
No losses.

667
00:41:56.001 --> 00:41:58.628
Before every fight, he pictured himself,

668
00:41:58.795 --> 00:42:00.630
saying, "I always find a way to win."

669
00:42:01.172 --> 00:42:03.341
Sleep on that.
See you tomorrow at the gym.

670
00:42:03.508 --> 00:42:04.426
Alright.

671
00:42:05.301 --> 00:42:06.011
Thanks.

672
00:42:06.177 --> 00:42:07.679
Miss Ile-de-France!

673
00:42:08.388 --> 00:42:11.474
The physical comes after the mental.

674
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:15.061
The fight is won
before getting in the ring.

675
00:42:15.979 --> 00:42:16.855
Bob and weave.

676
00:42:17.022 --> 00:42:17.689
Bob.

677
00:42:18.481 --> 00:42:22.277
Imagine the cars are cameras
and johns photographers.

678
00:42:22.444 --> 00:42:24.070
That's just great.

679
00:42:24.237 --> 00:42:26.239
You look, you fascinate them.

680
00:42:26.406 --> 00:42:28.575
Girls, that is what I want.

681
00:42:28.742 --> 00:42:30.326
Until a car stops,

682
00:42:30.493 --> 00:42:31.745
keep going.

683
00:42:34.998 --> 00:42:36.039
Don't get excited.

684
00:42:36.207 --> 00:42:37.083
You see?

685
00:42:37.250 --> 00:42:39.293
Shut your eyes and visualize.

686
00:42:39.461 --> 00:42:41.504
You are this year's Miss France!

687
00:42:41.670 --> 00:42:43.715
How's it feel,
the crown on your head?

688
00:42:44.466 --> 00:42:46.259
How does it feel inside?

689
00:42:46.843 --> 00:42:48.887
Good. One more cm with your legs.

690
00:42:49.303 --> 00:42:51.389
You want that crown or not?

691
00:42:51.848 --> 00:42:54.308
Wider. That's good, that's right.

692
00:42:59.355 --> 00:43:01.107
That's good, see?

693
00:43:01.274 --> 00:43:03.735
That's our trick for boosting the THC.

694
00:43:03.902 --> 00:43:04.486
Banging.

695
00:43:06.529 --> 00:43:07.363
Photographer.

696
00:43:08.572 --> 00:43:09.573
Pose.

697
00:43:13.452 --> 00:43:16.039
You're going to win. Nobody else.

698
00:44:00.583 --> 00:44:03.168
When you get in the ring, you own it.

699
00:44:04.127 --> 00:44:07.005
The others applaud you.
They look at you, envy you.

700
00:44:07.172 --> 00:44:08.257
How's it feel?

701
00:44:15.264 --> 00:44:17.808
You made your dream come true.
You did it.

702
00:44:22.271 --> 00:44:23.897
How's it feel where you belong?

703
00:44:26.608 --> 00:44:28.569
How's it feel to be you?

704
00:44:33.031 --> 00:44:36.451
In France, forearms always on the table.

705
00:44:36.618 --> 00:44:37.661
Not the elbows.

706
00:44:37.828 --> 00:44:40.622
In the UK, hands under the table.

707
00:44:41.039 --> 00:44:42.749
Punctuality. Second time.

708
00:44:42.916 --> 00:44:44.167
Yes, second time.

709
00:44:46.253 --> 00:44:50.090
Sure but you keep telling us
a woman plays hard to get.

710
00:44:50.257 --> 00:44:53.135
Being six minutes late
makes you hard to get?

711
00:44:53.802 --> 00:44:54.803
Setting the bar high.

712
00:44:56.096 --> 00:44:57.681
Show us how you drink wine.

713
00:45:02.227 --> 00:45:03.437
The wine glass.

714
00:45:05.772 --> 00:45:06.564
Left hand.

715
00:45:07.858 --> 00:45:08.941
Lower.

716
00:45:09.985 --> 00:45:11.153
No, higher.

717
00:45:11.319 --> 00:45:12.279
Not like that.

718
00:45:12.445 --> 00:45:14.281
Forget it. Brittany, show her.

719
00:45:15.948 --> 00:45:17.074
A matter of millimeters.

720
00:45:19.577 --> 00:45:20.996
You don't get what I want.

721
00:45:21.538 --> 00:45:22.580
Excellence.

722
00:45:25.333 --> 00:45:28.461
In life, in art, in sport,

723
00:45:28.629 --> 00:45:31.173
excellence is always in the same place.

724
00:45:31.714 --> 00:45:33.341
In attention to detail.

725
00:45:34.176 --> 00:45:37.304
You know the distance
between excellent and ordinary?

726
00:45:38.138 --> 00:45:39.389
A matter of millimeters.

727
00:45:40.933 --> 00:45:41.599
Moving on.

728
00:45:42.809 --> 00:45:44.602
If the wine is a little too chilled...

729
00:45:44.770 --> 00:45:46.146
Couscous, seriously?

730
00:45:46.313 --> 00:45:47.064
Not eating?

731
00:45:47.522 --> 00:45:48.856
- Not couscous.
- You love it.

732
00:45:49.024 --> 00:45:50.858
I don't charge for couscous.

733
00:45:51.026 --> 00:45:51.944
I'm shocked.

734
00:45:52.109 --> 00:45:54.028
54,000 followers on Instagram?

735
00:45:54.196 --> 00:45:55.905
Blowing up. Insane.

736
00:45:56.073 --> 00:45:58.491
The other girls will be pissed.

737
00:45:58.658 --> 00:45:59.326
Madness.

738
00:46:00.785 --> 00:46:03.996
- Darlings, I have an announcement...
- Hold on.

739
00:46:04.163 --> 00:46:06.083
You'll finally tell us your age?

740
00:46:06.248 --> 00:46:08.125
That's between me and the FBI.

741
00:46:08.918 --> 00:46:09.962
I know.

742
00:46:10.127 --> 00:46:12.672
You're getting a third boob job.

743
00:46:12.839 --> 00:46:14.173
Better than that.

744
00:46:15.675 --> 00:46:16.593
I quit the office.

745
00:46:17.927 --> 00:46:19.303
- Awesome.
- Seriously?

746
00:46:19.471 --> 00:46:20.680
What will you do?

747
00:46:20.847 --> 00:46:23.100
What I always dreamed of doing.

748
00:46:23.265 --> 00:46:24.392
Beautician.

749
00:46:26.143 --> 00:46:29.271
Next dream,
healthcare, Volvo and poodle?

750
00:46:29.438 --> 00:46:30.732
Sure, why not?

751
00:46:30.898 --> 00:46:32.650
Ignore her. Do it.

752
00:46:32.817 --> 00:46:36.821
Danièle's opening a salon locally
and she'll hire me.

753
00:46:36.989 --> 00:46:38.030
Dope.

754
00:46:38.197 --> 00:46:39.241
You want waxing?

755
00:46:39.407 --> 00:46:40.700
Do your bikini line.

756
00:46:42.660 --> 00:46:45.121
Unisex, for him and her.
Stop by anytime.

757
00:46:45.538 --> 00:46:46.580
Seriously,

758
00:46:46.747 --> 00:46:49.375
bring the other girls,
and profits skyrocket.

759
00:46:49.959 --> 00:46:50.710
He's right.

760
00:46:50.876 --> 00:46:51.752
Good point.

761
00:46:51.919 --> 00:46:54.880
When do we meet them,
party with the Misses?

762
00:46:55.047 --> 00:46:58.259
The idea isn't to party.
Focus on the competition.

763
00:46:59.885 --> 00:47:01.679
Competition good, copulation better.

764
00:47:01.846 --> 00:47:02.805
Look at them.

765
00:47:02.972 --> 00:47:05.975
Chip 'n' Dale
dream of hooking up with princesses.

766
00:47:06.142 --> 00:47:07.560
You think we can't?

767
00:47:10.104 --> 00:47:12.690
We have no time
to get to know each other.

768
00:47:12.857 --> 00:47:14.525
We work so hard and...

769
00:47:15.067 --> 00:47:16.360
Amanda's on our backs.

770
00:47:16.527 --> 00:47:17.653
She's incredible.

771
00:47:17.820 --> 00:47:20.072
Is Amanda paying your rent this month?

772
00:47:21.532 --> 00:47:25.077
So I can charge interest
to Her Incredibleness.

773
00:47:25.244 --> 00:47:27.580
Can't you help Alex out this month?

774
00:47:28.122 --> 00:47:30.458
The pageant, cleaning, he's struggling.

775
00:47:31.083 --> 00:47:34.295
Can't you give him this month on credit?

776
00:47:35.588 --> 00:47:36.881
What was that last word?

777
00:47:37.214 --> 00:47:38.007
Credit.

778
00:47:38.174 --> 00:47:40.134
Own your choices, good or bad.

779
00:47:40.676 --> 00:47:41.802
Such as?

780
00:47:42.261 --> 00:47:43.679
Such as...

781
00:47:44.555 --> 00:47:48.975
Serving up your self-esteem to people
who won't understand you, maybe.

782
00:47:50.727 --> 00:47:52.021
I hoped you'd be proud.

783
00:47:52.188 --> 00:47:54.190
I am proud of you.

784
00:47:54.940 --> 00:47:57.902
But as you are,
not that woman's show poodle.

785
00:47:58.778 --> 00:47:59.570
Fuck it.

786
00:47:59.736 --> 00:48:00.696
Here.

787
00:48:06.827 --> 00:48:09.538
What did poodles do to her today?

788
00:48:12.208 --> 00:48:15.501
And don't forget to be in bed by 11.

789
00:48:15.669 --> 00:48:17.797
To be in shape for the trip tomorrow.

790
00:48:18.379 --> 00:48:19.673
Stop eating.

791
00:48:21.050 --> 00:48:23.052
We just got the pictures through.

792
00:48:26.554 --> 00:48:27.889
All with parted lips?

793
00:48:28.056 --> 00:48:30.601
It's fish gape. Replaced duck face.

794
00:48:30.767 --> 00:48:32.185
That's an improvement?

795
00:48:32.353 --> 00:48:35.063
Fish gape makes the face look slimmer.

796
00:48:35.231 --> 00:48:36.147
Really?

797
00:48:37.315 --> 00:48:38.691
- Do it again.
- Like this.

798
00:48:41.653 --> 00:48:43.071
Now do the photos again.

799
00:48:43.739 --> 00:48:45.031
Mouth shut.

800
00:49:05.426 --> 00:49:07.263
Why not eat with the others?

801
00:49:08.554 --> 00:49:10.181
They don't get enough likes?

802
00:49:11.432 --> 00:49:14.477
No, it's them. I try to...

803
00:49:14.645 --> 00:49:19.482
How will you charm 60 million voters
if you can't get 15 to like you?

804
00:49:22.568 --> 00:49:24.237
Don't try to blend in.

805
00:49:24.404 --> 00:49:27.282
Don't be a victim of social codes.

806
00:49:29.325 --> 00:49:30.827
Learn to play with them.

807
00:49:32.578 --> 00:49:35.415
If you want to be a finalist,
it's up to you.

808
00:50:02.233 --> 00:50:05.320
I brought my sleep mask and earplugs.

809
00:50:05.486 --> 00:50:09.574
And a blanket.
Airline blankets are never warm enough.

810
00:50:09.741 --> 00:50:10.991
Morning, ladies!

811
00:50:12.076 --> 00:50:13.328
Everybody feeling good?

812
00:50:14.244 --> 00:50:15.705
Ready to hit the road?

813
00:50:16.831 --> 00:50:20.250
Give a warm welcome
to three Miss France judges,

814
00:50:20.418 --> 00:50:22.962
who'll help select the six finalists.

815
00:50:23.128 --> 00:50:24.547
A big round of applause.

816
00:50:24.964 --> 00:50:26.466
From me, too.

817
00:50:28.051 --> 00:50:29.760
Let me remind you,

818
00:50:29.927 --> 00:50:32.262
throughout the stay
you'll be judged on...

819
00:50:32.430 --> 00:50:34.514
Elegance, assiduity,

820
00:50:34.932 --> 00:50:37.392
and, very importantly, team spirit.

821
00:50:39.437 --> 00:50:43.358
Sorry, I forgot to mention,
this year, we'll have special input

822
00:50:43.523 --> 00:50:46.819
from Bertrand,
our new head of digital marketing,

823
00:50:46.986 --> 00:50:49.113
who will enlighten us on our...

824
00:50:49.529 --> 00:50:51.074
brand what was it?

825
00:50:51.240 --> 00:50:52.407
Our brand image.

826
00:50:53.158 --> 00:50:53.909
Thank you.

827
00:50:54.452 --> 00:50:55.285
Remember,

828
00:50:55.453 --> 00:50:59.956
this year, our trip promises
to go down in the pageant's history.

829
00:51:01.833 --> 00:51:03.543
So where are we going?

830
00:51:03.710 --> 00:51:06.046
- I get sick on buses...
- St. Pierre.

831
00:51:06.213 --> 00:51:07.131
Please.

832
00:51:07.714 --> 00:51:08.673
If I may,

833
00:51:08.840 --> 00:51:10.300
as announced previously,

834
00:51:10.467 --> 00:51:12.011
this year is special.

835
00:51:12.177 --> 00:51:15.390
For the first time, we're going to save

836
00:51:16.932 --> 00:51:20.185
the wild beaches that are immense

837
00:51:20.727 --> 00:51:21.937
and unique,

838
00:51:22.897 --> 00:51:24.524
on the North shores.

839
00:51:26.191 --> 00:51:27.402
The North shores?

840
00:51:27.734 --> 00:51:28.944
Sorry, by North,

841
00:51:29.111 --> 00:51:30.905
you mean northern hemisphere?

842
00:51:31.071 --> 00:51:32.407
I mean the North shores.

843
00:51:32.782 --> 00:51:34.741
Facing the North Sea.

844
00:51:34.950 --> 00:51:36.326
We're going to Belgium.

845
00:51:39.163 --> 00:51:39.996
Is she for real?

846
00:51:40.997 --> 00:51:42.124
- PACA?
- Yes?

847
00:51:42.291 --> 00:51:44.209
- A comment?
- Not at all.

848
00:51:44.376 --> 00:51:46.878
But Ile-de-France was just saying...

849
00:51:47.046 --> 00:51:47.963
Right?

850
00:51:48.130 --> 00:51:52.050
You'd prefer somewhere less cheap,
but I love it, it's great.

851
00:51:52.217 --> 00:51:55.220
In that case, you and Ile-de-France
can be roommates.

852
00:51:55.846 --> 00:51:56.721
Lucky you!

853
00:51:56.888 --> 00:51:57.681
Let's go!

854
00:51:58.849 --> 00:52:00.225
All aboard the bus!

855
00:52:35.594 --> 00:52:37.929
Girls, don't keep us waiting!

856
00:52:38.096 --> 00:52:41.224
Smiles and scarves on,
and get down here.

857
00:52:41.808 --> 00:52:43.310
Hurry up now!

858
00:53:22.306 --> 00:53:26.144
Shitty, fucking year. Just my luck!

859
00:53:26.310 --> 00:53:28.562
From palm trees to gulag.

860
00:53:30.106 --> 00:53:30.982
I'm freezing.

861
00:53:31.149 --> 00:53:32.025
I'm starving.

862
00:53:32.191 --> 00:53:33.233
Set an example.

863
00:53:33.401 --> 00:53:35.110
Don't forget why we're here.

864
00:53:35.278 --> 00:53:36.695
For a great cause.

865
00:53:36.946 --> 00:53:38.322
Yes, Amanda!

866
00:53:38.697 --> 00:53:39.615
For sure.

867
00:53:42.661 --> 00:53:44.495
Beautiful coat you have.

868
00:53:44.663 --> 00:53:46.372
Watch out for the seagulls.

869
00:53:48.917 --> 00:53:51.251
Come on, let's get some shots.

870
00:53:54.588 --> 00:53:57.216
Here, with the jeep in the background.

871
00:53:58.384 --> 00:53:59.843
There we go, let's see.

872
00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:01.845
Ile-de-France, smile.

873
00:54:03.222 --> 00:54:05.934
Smile!
Strike a pose that's kind of...

874
00:54:06.100 --> 00:54:07.310
Kind of what?

875
00:54:08.727 --> 00:54:09.979
Smile, at least.

876
00:54:13.649 --> 00:54:14.650
Let's go.

877
00:54:30.165 --> 00:54:33.002
You too?
Your boobs firm up by the sea?

878
00:54:34.712 --> 00:54:35.713
Every time!

879
00:54:36.213 --> 00:54:37.131
Same here.

880
00:54:45.222 --> 00:54:46.306
What's that?

881
00:54:47.975 --> 00:54:49.560
Great, good start.

882
00:54:57.401 --> 00:54:59.111
What the hell's she doing?

883
00:55:03.991 --> 00:55:06.076
Can you stop all that noise?

884
00:55:06.452 --> 00:55:08.871
- Wake-up's in six hours!
- Just a minute!

885
00:55:10.706 --> 00:55:11.707
I'll get her.

886
00:55:38.316 --> 00:55:39.401
A junkie!

887
00:55:45.573 --> 00:55:47.618
Great, girls, eyes on me.

888
00:55:49.995 --> 00:55:52.580
Smile. We're here for a good cause.

889
00:55:54.332 --> 00:55:55.583
Saving the planet.

890
00:55:55.751 --> 00:55:56.502
Great.

891
00:56:06.553 --> 00:56:07.554
A catastrophe.

892
00:56:07.887 --> 00:56:10.014
<i>Catastrophe in what sense?</i>

893
00:56:10.182 --> 00:56:12.391
A catastrophe. We'll lose everyone.

894
00:56:12.559 --> 00:56:15.978
Buyers, millennials, seniors. All gone.

895
00:56:16.145 --> 00:56:18.856
<i>- She's a pain in the ass!
- Gotta go.</i>

896
00:56:20.733 --> 00:56:22.902
I'm not at all a snitch.

897
00:56:23.570 --> 00:56:25.112
But you should know...

898
00:56:26.155 --> 00:56:27.406
Ile-de-France is on drugs.

899
00:56:29.492 --> 00:56:30.368
Great!

900
00:56:31.118 --> 00:56:31.954
Look at me.

901
00:56:32.745 --> 00:56:34.497
Follow me with your eyes.

902
00:56:35.748 --> 00:56:38.292
Either crack or heroin. Poor girl.

903
00:56:40.795 --> 00:56:41.796
Thanks, PACA.

904
00:56:42.004 --> 00:56:42.589
You're welcome.

905
00:56:42.755 --> 00:56:44.091
Alright down there?

906
00:56:44.257 --> 00:56:46.050
We're making lots of energy

907
00:56:46.218 --> 00:56:48.553
for thousands of homes.
Isn't it wonderful?

908
00:56:49.011 --> 00:56:49.804
The future!

909
00:56:50.388 --> 00:56:51.348
It stinks.

910
00:56:51.514 --> 00:56:54.433
Put your masks on
and get your hands dirty.

911
00:56:54.600 --> 00:56:55.643
Gonna puke.

912
00:58:34.784 --> 00:58:36.327
<i>Amanda, this is Paul.</i>

913
00:58:36.618 --> 00:58:39.746
<i>We left you several messages
but no answer.</i>

914
00:58:40.413 --> 00:58:44.417
<i>We need to retrieve your phone
and files as soon as possible.</i>

915
00:58:45.168 --> 00:58:47.545
<i>The committee
wants to see you immediately.</i>

916
00:58:47.713 --> 00:58:49.840
<i>I tried warning you but this...</i>

917
00:58:50.006 --> 00:58:51.842
<i>It's out of my hands, I said...</i>

918
00:59:39.639 --> 00:59:40.557
Pick up.

919
00:59:40.724 --> 00:59:41.725
It's Alex.

920
00:59:44.561 --> 00:59:45.937
<i>How are you?</i>

921
00:59:46.563 --> 00:59:48.481
- You're fitting in?
- Making friends?

922
00:59:59.576 --> 01:00:01.995
<i>They're hot in their swimsuits?</i>

923
01:00:02.162 --> 01:00:04.330
Don't forget to keep one back for me.

924
01:00:04.748 --> 01:00:05.665
Ignore him.

925
01:00:05.915 --> 01:00:08.710
<i>Don't listen, he has a one-track mind.</i>

926
01:00:09.836 --> 01:00:10.545
I miss you.

927
01:00:10.712 --> 01:00:11.838
We miss you too!

928
01:00:12.005 --> 01:00:13.423
Miss you like mad.

929
01:00:13.840 --> 01:00:15.383
<i>Chin up, darling!</i>

930
01:00:15.550 --> 01:00:17.802
Look, I gotta go.

931
01:00:18.678 --> 01:00:19.929
Miss you, love ya!

932
01:00:20.096 --> 01:00:21.722
- Love ya!
- Take care!

933
01:00:21.890 --> 01:00:23.474
I love you guys, bye.

934
01:00:28.228 --> 01:00:29.480
Seemed weird, right?

935
01:00:29.647 --> 01:00:31.982
Yeah, like it's not going great.

936
01:00:32.150 --> 01:00:33.276
Not at all.

937
01:00:44.287 --> 01:00:45.079
Evening.

938
01:00:47.415 --> 01:00:48.833
Amanda, I can't do it.

939
01:01:05.600 --> 01:01:07.101
The girls don't like me.

940
01:01:09.645 --> 01:01:10.771
I can't fit in.

941
01:01:14.316 --> 01:01:16.736
I think I made a mistake.

942
01:01:25.827 --> 01:01:28.038
They'd love it if we give up.

943
01:01:32.126 --> 01:01:33.210
Go to bed now.

944
01:01:49.769 --> 01:01:51.521
- See you tomorrow.
- Thanks.

945
01:02:15.627 --> 01:02:16.712
Everybody up!

946
01:02:16.920 --> 01:02:17.754
Inspection!

947
01:02:18.213 --> 01:02:20.340
Open your bags for me to search.

948
01:02:20.924 --> 01:02:21.883
I'm waiting!

949
01:02:23.719 --> 01:02:25.429
I lied, she's not on drugs.

950
01:02:25.596 --> 01:02:26.305
What?

951
01:02:26.471 --> 01:02:27.764
PACA, she can't hurt you.

952
01:02:28.974 --> 01:02:30.142
Open that case.

953
01:02:32.519 --> 01:02:33.520
There's no key.

954
01:02:33.687 --> 01:02:35.022
Forget it, really.

955
01:02:35.188 --> 01:02:36.898
As I said, I just...

956
01:02:37.065 --> 01:02:39.693
I thought she stole my mascara.
I imagined stuff.

957
01:02:39.860 --> 01:02:42.654
When I don't sleep 8 hours, I...

958
01:02:42.821 --> 01:02:43.905
It's all good.

959
01:02:44.072 --> 01:02:45.115
Sure, PACA.

960
01:02:45.282 --> 01:02:46.325
Open the case.

961
01:02:46.491 --> 01:02:47.409
Right now!

962
01:02:47.576 --> 01:02:48.702
You have no right.

963
01:02:49.703 --> 01:02:51.538
- I'm looking for drugs.
- Drugs?

964
01:02:51.705 --> 01:02:52.956
You told me...

965
01:02:53.123 --> 01:02:54.248
What is this?

966
01:02:54.416 --> 01:02:55.542
I said nothing.

967
01:02:55.875 --> 01:02:57.919
You're on it too. I'll call the cops.

968
01:02:58.211 --> 01:02:59.378
Sure, do it.

969
01:03:00.254 --> 01:03:02.674
We'll be delighted to explain how a man

970
01:03:02.841 --> 01:03:06.428
burst into the room
of two defenseless women at 5 am,

971
01:03:06.595 --> 01:03:08.305
abusing his power

972
01:03:08.472 --> 01:03:10.682
to violate their privacy without consent.

973
01:03:11.183 --> 01:03:12.016
You're cracked.

974
01:03:12.184 --> 01:03:13.602
What's going on here?

975
01:03:14.436 --> 01:03:15.479
Why are you here?

976
01:03:15.729 --> 01:03:17.981
This room's a shooting-up space.

977
01:03:18.147 --> 01:03:18.857
What?

978
01:03:19.023 --> 01:03:20.692
- Ile-de-France is a druggie.
- No!

979
01:03:22.276 --> 01:03:23.487
I lied.

980
01:03:24.028 --> 01:03:25.072
It's my fault.

981
01:03:25.489 --> 01:03:27.741
I slandered Alexandra. She's blameless.

982
01:03:28.783 --> 01:03:29.701
Don't, PACA.

983
01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:31.410
It's over.

984
01:03:31.703 --> 01:03:33.037
Amanda, I lied.

985
01:03:34.247 --> 01:03:35.289
From the start.

986
01:03:36.458 --> 01:03:37.416
I'm the liar.

987
01:03:37.876 --> 01:03:38.710
No, I'm...

988
01:03:38.877 --> 01:03:40.504
I said, I'm the liar.

989
01:03:42.005 --> 01:03:43.382
This is loony tunes.

990
01:03:43.757 --> 01:03:44.673
Blame me.

991
01:03:45.258 --> 01:03:46.134
It's on me.

992
01:03:46.760 --> 01:03:48.302
- Madness.
- No, team spirit.

993
01:03:48.844 --> 01:03:50.846
I'm glad to see it at last.

994
01:03:51.555 --> 01:03:54.225
Let's forget your nocturnal serenade

995
01:03:54.393 --> 01:03:56.477
and let these girls get some rest.

996
01:03:59.188 --> 01:04:00.689
Bertrand, thank you.

997
01:04:07.781 --> 01:04:09.698
Sleep. Alarm call in one hour.

998
01:04:26.715 --> 01:04:28.552
You were ready to give up?

999
01:04:34.056 --> 01:04:35.349
Nobody suspects.

1000
01:04:38.727 --> 01:04:39.728
You know?

1001
01:04:44.358 --> 01:04:45.609
Hang in there.

1002
01:04:46.277 --> 01:04:47.570
Make that final.

1003
01:04:50.448 --> 01:04:51.824
Against me, obviously.

1004
01:05:28.194 --> 01:05:29.612
The last one was good.

1005
01:05:31.864 --> 01:05:35.408
#couscousglam #dontworrybehappy.
My community will love it.

1006
01:05:36.494 --> 01:05:38.078
Only vegetables, please.

1007
01:05:38.704 --> 01:05:40.956
Insane! 1,000 views in 10 seconds.

1008
01:05:41.123 --> 01:05:41.832
Let's see.

1009
01:05:41.999 --> 01:05:42.708
Dammit.

1010
01:05:44.084 --> 01:05:45.753
You'll blow 'em away.

1011
01:05:46.253 --> 01:05:47.838
Miss Corsica's adorable.

1012
01:05:48.421 --> 01:05:50.341
Looks mean, but so sweet.

1013
01:05:50.508 --> 01:05:51.549
With that mug?

1014
01:05:51.717 --> 01:05:53.676
She had more followers than me.

1015
01:05:53.844 --> 01:05:56.804
When Caroline de Maigret reposted me,
I jumped ahead.

1016
01:05:56.972 --> 01:05:58.349
Maigret reposted you?

1017
01:05:58.516 --> 01:05:59.517
Shit!

1018
01:06:00.726 --> 01:06:01.935
Is she smoking?

1019
01:06:02.936 --> 01:06:04.187
Sorry, darlings, sorry.

1020
01:06:04.897 --> 01:06:06.814
A Colombian broke the truce

1021
01:06:06.982 --> 01:06:08.651
over some issue with a wig.

1022
01:06:08.816 --> 01:06:11.737
Worse than Escobar.
Carnage at the office.

1023
01:06:12.488 --> 01:06:14.740
Darling, I missed you!

1024
01:06:15.783 --> 01:06:17.992
I don't get it, the office?

1025
01:06:18.160 --> 01:06:19.202
You've lost weight.

1026
01:06:19.369 --> 01:06:22.247
What about your beauty salon dreams?

1027
01:06:22.747 --> 01:06:26.125
Waxing desperate housewives all day
is no dream.

1028
01:06:27.252 --> 01:06:29.254
And Danièle was always on my case.

1029
01:06:29.421 --> 01:06:30.798
Lola, be polite.

1030
01:06:30.964 --> 01:06:32.090
Lola, your skirt.

1031
01:06:32.257 --> 01:06:33.716
Lola, your chewing gum.

1032
01:06:35.093 --> 01:06:37.680
When power is concentrated
in one person's hands,

1033
01:06:37.845 --> 01:06:39.472
it's a dictatorship.

1034
01:06:40.139 --> 01:06:42.517
I resisted.
I slapped my bag in her face.

1035
01:06:42.685 --> 01:06:44.061
And I walked out.

1036
01:06:44.978 --> 01:06:46.729
Now I'm my own boss.

1037
01:06:46.896 --> 01:06:49.148
Better all round. Right, boys?

1038
01:06:49.316 --> 01:06:50.108
I told you.

1039
01:06:50.275 --> 01:06:51.819
- She was like...
- Grouchy.

1040
01:06:51.985 --> 01:06:55.154
- You want my bag in your face?
- What did I say?

1041
01:06:56.323 --> 01:06:57.865
Tomorrow, they're filming me.

1042
01:06:58.032 --> 01:06:59.451
For the primetime slot.

1043
01:06:59.617 --> 01:07:00.535
Banging.

1044
01:07:01.078 --> 01:07:03.413
They want to talk to my family.

1045
01:07:03.581 --> 01:07:04.247
Family?

1046
01:07:04.414 --> 01:07:05.456
You guys.

1047
01:07:07.917 --> 01:07:08.835
Seriously?

1048
01:07:09.002 --> 01:07:10.044
Just a couple hours.

1049
01:07:10.211 --> 01:07:13.673
Don't worry,
the place just needs a quick clean.

1050
01:07:14.882 --> 01:07:16.467
You think it's dirty now?

1051
01:07:16.634 --> 01:07:17.302
Got it.

1052
01:07:18.761 --> 01:07:19.679
My outfit.

1053
01:07:19.846 --> 01:07:21.848
Bye bye, Caitlin Jenner.

1054
01:07:22.432 --> 01:07:25.852
Welcome Lola, Empress of East Paris.

1055
01:07:26.894 --> 01:07:28.062
Empress of the East!

1056
01:07:29.439 --> 01:07:31.441
Lola, I didn't mention you.

1057
01:07:32.734 --> 01:07:33.693
What?

1058
01:07:34.277 --> 01:07:35.903
You understand, it's...

1059
01:07:36.070 --> 01:07:38.239
Mainstream audiences won't like it.

1060
01:07:40.742 --> 01:07:42.785
- Main what?
- Mainstream.

1061
01:07:43.077 --> 01:07:44.370
It's for TV.

1062
01:07:45.204 --> 01:07:47.123
Alright, ratings?

1063
01:07:53.963 --> 01:07:55.423
I'm not very hungry.

1064
01:07:56.049 --> 01:07:56.966
I understand.

1065
01:07:57.675 --> 01:07:59.344
Can I get her meatballs?

1066
01:08:01.721 --> 01:08:02.722
Know what?

1067
01:08:02.889 --> 01:08:05.807
Count me out of the song-and-dance
for the cameras.

1068
01:08:06.433 --> 01:08:07.184
Action.

1069
01:08:07.559 --> 01:08:10.521
Mom's my best friend, my confidante.

1070
01:08:10.687 --> 01:08:11.688
Our sister?

1071
01:08:12.774 --> 01:08:14.816
- We go back a long way.
- Mad.

1072
01:08:14.984 --> 01:08:16.110
Very girl.

1073
01:08:17.153 --> 01:08:18.029
Prettiest ever.

1074
01:08:19.489 --> 01:08:20.572
Pretty girl.

1075
01:08:20.740 --> 01:08:21.948
Miss France, for sure.

1076
01:08:24.369 --> 01:08:25.244
It's on you.

1077
01:08:26.037 --> 01:08:27.079
She understands me.

1078
01:08:27.872 --> 01:08:30.041
Better than all my boyfriends.

1079
01:08:30.792 --> 01:08:32.043
Actually...

1080
01:08:33.710 --> 01:08:34.629
What's the line?

1081
01:08:35.462 --> 01:08:37.464
"No man truly understands women."

1082
01:08:40.259 --> 01:08:42.303
Who wrote this claptrap?

1083
01:08:42.469 --> 01:08:43.595
I did.

1084
01:08:44.846 --> 01:08:45.681
It's relatable.

1085
01:08:45.847 --> 01:08:47.141
You can't say that.

1086
01:08:47.308 --> 01:08:48.350
Ma'am, we're pros.

1087
01:08:48.517 --> 01:08:49.351
Zip it, buster!

1088
01:08:49.518 --> 01:08:50.977
Don't say that.

1089
01:08:51.603 --> 01:08:53.940
Can we move on?
I have 15 more to do.

1090
01:08:57.734 --> 01:09:00.153
We don't have all day, let's move it.

1091
01:09:00.321 --> 01:09:02.489
No man knows what a woman's thinking.

1092
01:09:05.451 --> 01:09:06.618
Alright.

1093
01:09:08.495 --> 01:09:09.412
Am I wrong?

1094
01:09:09.580 --> 01:09:12.083
Sorry I'm late, darlings.

1095
01:09:12.666 --> 01:09:15.877
I was finishing off a regular,
who couldn't come.

1096
01:09:16.712 --> 01:09:18.797
Sorry, I wasn't invited?

1097
01:09:21.633 --> 01:09:22.969
My name's Lola.

1098
01:09:23.510 --> 01:09:25.887
I'm a hooker. In the woods.

1099
01:09:26.930 --> 01:09:28.265
What is this family?

1100
01:09:29.432 --> 01:09:31.352
When I met Alex, she was a grub.

1101
01:09:31.643 --> 01:09:33.186
No life skills.

1102
01:09:34.730 --> 01:09:36.107
But such grace.

1103
01:09:37.732 --> 01:09:39.693
I was the first to believe in her.

1104
01:09:40.527 --> 01:09:41.987
And she never judged me.

1105
01:09:42.487 --> 01:09:43.238
Never.

1106
01:09:43.947 --> 01:09:46.867
The girl who won't turn her back on you.

1107
01:09:49.786 --> 01:09:51.079
People change.

1108
01:09:52.038 --> 01:09:54.541
You're disappointed,
so you drink to forget.

1109
01:09:56.168 --> 01:09:59.254
I like old-school values.
Friendship, for example.

1110
01:10:01.047 --> 01:10:02.632
Another cliché fantasy.

1111
01:10:04.092 --> 01:10:05.635
I must be over the hill.

1112
01:10:07.679 --> 01:10:08.763
Alright, cut.

1113
01:10:18.773 --> 01:10:21.610
Getting tuxed up for that.
Never again.

1114
01:10:22.360 --> 01:10:24.196
I'll tell her to take me out.

1115
01:10:24.362 --> 01:10:26.948
Alex has gone south. She's gone.

1116
01:10:27.115 --> 01:10:28.825
What's wrong with her?

1117
01:10:28.992 --> 01:10:30.785
Those guys are pros?

1118
01:10:35.290 --> 01:10:36.041
You've changed.

1119
01:10:39.544 --> 01:10:40.670
I've changed?

1120
01:10:43.924 --> 01:10:46.091
You preferred me the way I was?

1121
01:10:46.760 --> 01:10:48.719
At least you were normal then.

1122
01:10:50.639 --> 01:10:51.681
Normal?

1123
01:10:53.183 --> 01:10:56.019
So normal
that people stared at me, insulted me.

1124
01:10:56.186 --> 01:10:58.146
I was unhappy. That's normal?

1125
01:11:01.566 --> 01:11:03.443
I have a chance to break out.

1126
01:11:05.403 --> 01:11:08.073
You want me
to rot here with you, in fact.

1127
01:11:09.824 --> 01:11:11.742
A social outcast for life.

1128
01:11:13.078 --> 01:11:14.454
Not for me, thanks.

1129
01:11:14.829 --> 01:11:16.497
I don't want that life.

1130
01:11:36.183 --> 01:11:37.852
St. Pierre, please.

1131
01:11:38.435 --> 01:11:39.812
Not now, the hands.

1132
01:11:39.980 --> 01:11:42.357
- Sorry I'm late.
- Too late! 3rd time.

1133
01:11:42.523 --> 01:11:43.941
Your tough luck.

1134
01:11:44.109 --> 01:11:45.526
Come back next time.

1135
01:11:46.611 --> 01:11:47.653
Pardon me?

1136
01:11:49.114 --> 01:11:50.531
Give us a second, please.

1137
01:12:01.376 --> 01:12:02.543
What's going on?

1138
01:12:04.004 --> 01:12:05.212
It's my family.

1139
01:12:06.046 --> 01:12:08.215
They're mad at me for making it.

1140
01:12:08.674 --> 01:12:09.758
I don't get it.

1141
01:12:10.426 --> 01:12:12.511
They say I've changed, but no.

1142
01:12:14.304 --> 01:12:15.723
I'm just flying.

1143
01:12:16.724 --> 01:12:19.560
Lots of followers.
I get on with the girls.

1144
01:12:19.768 --> 01:12:21.145
People stop me for selfies.

1145
01:12:21.687 --> 01:12:23.647
Listen to you. Followers, flying...

1146
01:12:23.814 --> 01:12:25.149
No, you're not flying.

1147
01:12:25.315 --> 01:12:26.442
We'd know.

1148
01:12:27.317 --> 01:12:30.279
I wonder why I ever believed in you.

1149
01:12:31.572 --> 01:12:33.532
You don't decide. The public does.

1150
01:12:35.909 --> 01:12:37.453
You wanted to be someone?

1151
01:12:38.954 --> 01:12:40.539
You're becoming a no one.

1152
01:13:26.335 --> 01:13:27.336
This is Daddy.

1153
01:13:42.226 --> 01:13:43.142
Is that you?

1154
01:13:45.104 --> 01:13:46.438
What's with chick garb?

1155
01:13:50.024 --> 01:13:51.485
Hey, you look good.

1156
01:13:52.694 --> 01:13:53.569
I appreciate it.

1157
01:13:54.570 --> 01:13:55.822
You don't feel good?

1158
01:13:55.989 --> 01:13:56.906
Fine, thanks.

1159
01:13:57.073 --> 01:13:57.991
You're sure?

1160
01:14:02.371 --> 01:14:04.080
- What are you doing?
- Take it easy.

1161
01:14:08.752 --> 01:14:09.460
Don't.

1162
01:14:09.628 --> 01:14:12.588
You can't refuse a consoling kiss.

1163
01:14:13.339 --> 01:14:14.340
Don't be shy.

1164
01:14:15.134 --> 01:14:15.842
Let me.

1165
01:14:16.843 --> 01:14:17.552
Stop, please!

1166
01:14:18.262 --> 01:14:18.970
Stop.

1167
01:14:19.138 --> 01:14:20.639
Stop what? What's going on?

1168
01:14:23.267 --> 01:14:25.059
Look at what you're wearing.

1169
01:14:27.979 --> 01:14:29.230
Look at you.

1170
01:14:29.730 --> 01:14:31.275
You're sick, right?

1171
01:14:31.440 --> 01:14:32.733
Go get help.

1172
01:14:47.748 --> 01:14:50.001
<i>What will we do with you?</i>

1173
01:14:51.544 --> 01:14:53.838
<i>You won't even toe the line</i>

1174
01:14:55.298 --> 01:14:59.010
<i>Looking like your dad,
your hair swept back</i>

1175
01:14:59.218 --> 01:15:03.639
<i>You're nothing,
nothing, nothing like a woman</i>

1176
01:15:06.100 --> 01:15:07.310
<i>Like a woman</i>

1177
01:15:10.438 --> 01:15:12.773
<i>What about your breasts?</i>

1178
01:15:14.108 --> 01:15:16.193
<i>The feline arch of your back?</i>

1179
01:15:17.778 --> 01:15:21.407
<i>Part wet nurse, part streetwalker</i>

1180
01:15:21.574 --> 01:15:26.245
<i>Behave, behave, behave like a woman</i>

1181
01:15:28.581 --> 01:15:30.041
<i>Like a woman</i>

1182
01:15:36.714 --> 01:15:39.758
<i>I don't have what it takes</i>

1183
01:15:39.926 --> 01:15:43.054
<i>I can't carry off</i>

1184
01:15:44.137 --> 01:15:47.766
<i>being a woman of my times</i>

1185
01:15:47.934 --> 01:15:52.270
<i>These really are curious times</i>

1186
01:16:45.240 --> 01:16:46.909
Where the heck are you going?

1187
01:16:48.326 --> 01:16:50.370
To walk the streets. It's my fate.

1188
01:16:53.331 --> 01:16:54.708
You know your rates?

1189
01:17:03.091 --> 01:17:04.384
You're worth 100.

1190
01:17:06.886 --> 01:17:07.805
Newbie.

1191
01:17:08.180 --> 01:17:09.848
Learn to fight back.

1192
01:17:11.809 --> 01:17:12.976
But you're young.

1193
01:17:13.811 --> 01:17:16.438
And with your male organ,
you'll be fine.

1194
01:17:17.772 --> 01:17:20.525
Nothing ethnic marks you down.

1195
01:17:21.109 --> 01:17:22.485
Let's say 80.

1196
01:17:24.738 --> 01:17:27.240
Smooth skin. 90.

1197
01:17:28.074 --> 01:17:29.284
But watch out...

1198
01:17:30.410 --> 01:17:31.953
Every five years, 20% off.

1199
01:17:32.120 --> 01:17:33.872
Yup, your value declines.

1200
01:17:35.457 --> 01:17:37.041
Make sure you save.

1201
01:17:39.002 --> 01:17:40.295
I never did.

1202
01:17:42.714 --> 01:17:44.799
See? I'm still here.

1203
01:17:48.762 --> 01:17:50.638
I started out at 80.

1204
01:17:53.141 --> 01:17:54.684
Now I can get 13.

1205
01:17:57.437 --> 01:17:58.563
Still up for it?

1206
01:18:05.028 --> 01:18:05.862
Go home.

1207
01:18:06.988 --> 01:18:07.989
Sorry.

1208
01:18:13.077 --> 01:18:13.870
Come on.

1209
01:18:49.405 --> 01:18:50.406
Give that back!

1210
01:18:53.243 --> 01:18:54.160
Butt out!

1211
01:18:54.326 --> 01:18:55.662
You're still here?

1212
01:18:56.828 --> 01:18:58.373
Move your ass. Go see Barbie!

1213
01:18:58.540 --> 01:18:59.957
I'm nothing special.

1214
01:19:00.123 --> 01:19:01.500
You are special.

1215
01:19:01.668 --> 01:19:03.710
Amanda said I'm hollow, futile.

1216
01:19:03.877 --> 01:19:04.586
Look at me.

1217
01:19:04.796 --> 01:19:05.504
Leave me alone.

1218
01:19:05.672 --> 01:19:08.715
I know why you did it.
I know why you'll go.

1219
01:19:08.882 --> 01:19:10.759
I know why you'll go!

1220
01:19:14.513 --> 01:19:15.389
Open up.

1221
01:19:17.266 --> 01:19:18.935
Alex, I'm sorry.

1222
01:19:23.397 --> 01:19:24.773
You are special.

1223
01:19:25.649 --> 01:19:26.483
Stop that.

1224
01:19:27.776 --> 01:19:28.902
You're lying.

1225
01:19:31.072 --> 01:19:31.989
Lying like them.

1226
01:19:34.408 --> 01:19:36.828
My parents always told me that,
as a kid.

1227
01:19:39.455 --> 01:19:42.083
There weren't
boy's dreams and girl's dreams.

1228
01:19:44.251 --> 01:19:46.795
I could do anything,
accomplish anything.

1229
01:19:49.673 --> 01:19:51.341
They were bullshitting me.

1230
01:19:56.722 --> 01:19:59.850
I'm not a man. I'm not a woman.

1231
01:20:02.269 --> 01:20:04.062
And that, you know, is...

1232
01:20:05.272 --> 01:20:06.940
That's for real.

1233
01:20:10.527 --> 01:20:12.487
No one will fall in love with me.

1234
01:20:19.328 --> 01:20:21.872
I don't want to end up alone like you.

1235
01:20:31.923 --> 01:20:33.967
35 years ago, I...

1236
01:20:36.219 --> 01:20:38.055
I dropped everything for a man.

1237
01:20:40.682 --> 01:20:43.018
I turned my back on my family.

1238
01:20:44.853 --> 01:20:46.271
My job.

1239
01:20:47.606 --> 01:20:49.149
Money...

1240
01:20:50.400 --> 01:20:51.567
Friends...

1241
01:20:54.988 --> 01:20:56.490
My goals as a woman.

1242
01:21:01.536 --> 01:21:03.204
I'd have died for him.

1243
01:21:04.289 --> 01:21:06.375
And one day, he left me.

1244
01:21:10.295 --> 01:21:12.047
I never got over it.

1245
01:21:14.549 --> 01:21:18.136
I never let anyone near me again.
I thought...

1246
01:21:18.512 --> 01:21:21.390
I thought I deserved the rejection.

1247
01:21:24.017 --> 01:21:26.186
You're making the same mistake as me.

1248
01:21:39.990 --> 01:21:42.034
Never let anyone else

1249
01:21:43.369 --> 01:21:45.121
determine your value.

1250
01:21:45.956 --> 01:21:47.833
Time goes by so fast.

1251
01:21:48.541 --> 01:21:50.836
So move your ass, get dressed

1252
01:21:51.001 --> 01:21:52.002
and get down there!

1253
01:21:52.169 --> 01:21:53.671
That's all I have to say.

1254
01:22:13.441 --> 01:22:16.318
- I tried to revive her.
- She had seizures before?

1255
01:22:16.486 --> 01:22:17.945
Don't know. What's wrong?

1256
01:22:18.113 --> 01:22:20.698
Bring to ER her ID and healthcare card,

1257
01:22:20.865 --> 01:22:22.450
and recent test results.

1258
01:22:22.616 --> 01:22:23.784
I'm on it.

1259
01:22:25.077 --> 01:22:26.036
Where are you going?

1260
01:22:26.203 --> 01:22:27.329
She's my mother.

1261
01:22:27.496 --> 01:22:29.540
- Where are they taking her?
- Who knows?

1262
01:22:41.635 --> 01:22:43.345
I'll go get her documents.

1263
01:23:12.917 --> 01:23:13.751
Thanks, girls.

1264
01:23:13.918 --> 01:23:15.669
Finalists' choreography now.

1265
01:23:15.835 --> 01:23:18.923
Contestants 9-13 on set.
Everyone else, new outfits.

1266
01:23:19.131 --> 01:23:21.175
Pays-de-Loire, nipple pasties, please.

1267
01:23:21.884 --> 01:23:23.552
Anyone seen Ile-de-France?

1268
01:23:25.930 --> 01:23:27.556
Yes, getting her hair done.

1269
01:23:27.806 --> 01:23:28.723
Thanks.

1270
01:23:29.224 --> 01:23:30.725
Kevin, next up.

1271
01:23:30.893 --> 01:23:31.976
Réunion!

1272
01:23:32.144 --> 01:23:33.102
More elegant.

1273
01:24:18.898 --> 01:24:21.192
I found this on her desk.

1274
01:24:39.210 --> 01:24:42.131
When she wakes up,
she won't want to see you here.

1275
01:24:48.845 --> 01:24:49.888
Go.

1276
01:24:50.555 --> 01:24:51.472
Hurry.

1277
01:24:59.772 --> 01:25:00.815
No time!

1278
01:25:03.318 --> 01:25:05.028
Ile-de-France is missing.

1279
01:25:05.194 --> 01:25:06.321
You really saw her?

1280
01:25:06.529 --> 01:25:07.822
We go live in 3 hours.

1281
01:25:07.989 --> 01:25:09.032
I know.

1282
01:25:12.327 --> 01:25:13.369
Call the understudy.

1283
01:25:19.834 --> 01:25:20.835
Let's go!

1284
01:25:23.296 --> 01:25:24.380
I'm going live!

1285
01:25:54.327 --> 01:25:55.661
Here I am!

1286
01:26:02.375 --> 01:26:03.669
I came as fast as I could.

1287
01:26:03.836 --> 01:26:06.214
The cabbie stuck to the speed limits!

1288
01:26:06.379 --> 01:26:08.049
No shower, just lavender.

1289
01:26:13.887 --> 01:26:15.306
I waxed in the cab.

1290
01:26:15.473 --> 01:26:18.141
Maybe went a bit hard,
got a rash, but I'm pumped.

1291
01:26:20.186 --> 01:26:21.479
- Thanks.
- No problem.

1292
01:26:21.895 --> 01:26:23.189
We'll call tomorrow.

1293
01:26:26.692 --> 01:26:29.277
We'll discuss this later. Go get changed.

1294
01:26:31.447 --> 01:26:32.531
Run!

1295
01:26:34.200 --> 01:26:36.284
- Amanda, what time tomorrow?
- 30 minutes!

1296
01:26:37.245 --> 01:26:38.578
30 minutes? Tomorrow?

1297
01:26:49.714 --> 01:26:51.800
30 seconds to primetime live.

1298
01:27:12.237 --> 01:27:14.239
Twitter's tweeting.

1299
01:27:14.823 --> 01:27:16.950
Set, 5... 4...

1300
01:27:19.327 --> 01:27:19.995
Cue set!

1301
01:27:24.292 --> 01:27:26.626
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

1302
01:27:26.793 --> 01:27:30.255
and welcome
to the 52nd Miss France pageant!

1303
01:27:35.719 --> 01:27:37.470
Where'd you get a TV?

1304
01:27:37.762 --> 01:27:39.514
Old Sleeping Beauty next door.

1305
01:27:40.182 --> 01:27:43.894
I just hope I didn't unplug her.
The cables were tangled.

1306
01:27:45.645 --> 01:27:46.855
That's it.

1307
01:27:47.939 --> 01:27:50.859
Look, it's Sylvie.
That's what I call a woman!

1308
01:27:51.026 --> 01:27:52.194
<i>Our all-female jury.</i>

1309
01:27:52.360 --> 01:27:53.028
Wowser!

1310
01:27:53.195 --> 01:27:55.363
<i>Chaired by beautiful, talented</i>

1311
01:27:55.530 --> 01:27:58.283
<i>Vaimalama Chaves, Miss France 2019!</i>

1312
01:28:00.660 --> 01:28:01.995
Cute Miss France!

1313
01:28:02.162 --> 01:28:03.079
She's hot.

1314
01:28:03.246 --> 01:28:06.875
<i>The jury's and public's votes
count equally</i>

1315
01:28:07.042 --> 01:28:08.418
<i>to choose Miss France 2020.</i>

1316
01:28:11.171 --> 01:28:13.673
<i>This year, for the very first time,</i>

1317
01:28:13.840 --> 01:28:16.343
<i>the Miss France trip
was environmentally themed.</i>

1318
01:28:16.509 --> 01:28:18.094
<i>Reduced carbon footprint.</i>

1319
01:28:18.261 --> 01:28:19.721
I told you, baby seals.

1320
01:28:20.013 --> 01:28:20.847
That's good.

1321
01:28:21.013 --> 01:28:23.099
I had the idea first. I knew it.

1322
01:28:23.265 --> 01:28:24.391
I totally felt it.

1323
01:28:24.559 --> 01:28:26.603
<i>The cause was hugely popular.</i>

1324
01:28:26.769 --> 01:28:30.106
<i>On social media,
we beat all our records.</i>

1325
01:28:30.272 --> 01:28:31.899
No kidding it was a hit.

1326
01:28:32.692 --> 01:28:33.944
Great idea, going green.

1327
01:28:34.110 --> 01:28:35.612
Yes, a great idea we had.

1328
01:28:37.697 --> 01:28:38.823
<i>Moving swiftly on,</i>

1329
01:28:38.990 --> 01:28:40.658
<i>let's go save the planet</i>

1330
01:28:40.825 --> 01:28:42.244
Stand by trip.

1331
01:28:42.409 --> 01:28:43.285
Watch.

1332
01:28:48.375 --> 01:28:49.667
Cue trip.

1333
01:28:55.757 --> 01:28:57.217
- Nice.
- That's good.

1334
01:28:57.384 --> 01:28:58.635
That's really good.

1335
01:28:59.426 --> 01:29:01.721
Miss Alsace isn't bad either. Look!

1336
01:29:02.429 --> 01:29:03.848
Miss Alsace, kaboom.

1337
01:29:05.350 --> 01:29:06.017
Dreamy!

1338
01:29:28.164 --> 01:29:29.331
Stand by set.

1339
01:29:30.082 --> 01:29:32.209
<i>Beauty and elegance now,</i>

1340
01:29:32.376 --> 01:29:35.212
<i>as we join our contestants
for our first tableau.</i>

1341
01:29:35.379 --> 01:29:36.338
Let's go!

1342
01:29:41.428 --> 01:29:42.804
Love it.

1343
01:29:43.179 --> 01:29:44.388
That's heaven.

1344
01:29:44.556 --> 01:29:46.765
- Like they're angels.
- Heaven!

1345
01:31:00.130 --> 01:31:01.297
Fabulous!

1346
01:31:26.990 --> 01:31:29.243
I bet you one of them's single.

1347
01:31:29.409 --> 01:31:30.952
No fucking in heaven.

1348
01:31:31.120 --> 01:31:32.578
You ever been there?

1349
01:31:48.135 --> 01:31:49.637
- That one.
- Miss Corsica!

1350
01:31:49.805 --> 01:31:51.138
That's Miss Corsica?

1351
01:31:55.393 --> 01:31:57.187
The matadors, my favorite.

1352
01:31:57.603 --> 01:31:58.771
It was my idea.

1353
01:32:04.277 --> 01:32:06.112
Check it out!

1354
01:32:38.019 --> 01:32:39.270
All together!

1355
01:32:45.192 --> 01:32:46.694
Princess!

1356
01:32:47.778 --> 01:32:50.323
She learned the walk on Drag Street!

1357
01:32:54.285 --> 01:32:56.621
Not bad, I guess, Miss Ile-de-France.

1358
01:33:10.468 --> 01:33:12.720
The atmosphere is insane here.

1359
01:33:13.346 --> 01:33:14.180
Stay tuned.

1360
01:33:14.347 --> 01:33:15.556
After the break,

1361
01:33:15.723 --> 01:33:16.849
<i>meet the contestants.</i>

1362
01:33:17.308 --> 01:33:18.809
Twitter's going nuts.

1363
01:33:53.093 --> 01:33:56.639
Round one is over, the votes are in.

1364
01:33:57.347 --> 01:33:59.392
<i>We have our six finalists,</i>

1365
01:33:59.558 --> 01:34:02.186
<i>one of whom will be crowned
Miss France 2020.</i>

1366
01:34:02.352 --> 01:34:03.728
<i>I'll call them down...</i>

1367
01:34:04.438 --> 01:34:05.690
Who's your money on?

1368
01:34:05.855 --> 01:34:07.191
For me, it's PACA.

1369
01:34:19.285 --> 01:34:21.287
The first Miss to be chosen

1370
01:34:21.455 --> 01:34:22.331
<i>is Miss...</i>

1371
01:34:29.003 --> 01:34:31.090
Miss Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur!

1372
01:34:31.256 --> 01:34:33.342
- For sure.
- Guaranteed.

1373
01:34:33.508 --> 01:34:34.884
Told you so.

1374
01:34:35.427 --> 01:34:36.636
Atomic.

1375
01:34:39.180 --> 01:34:39.931
Miss Normandy!

1376
01:34:40.682 --> 01:34:42.142
That's a surprise.

1377
01:34:44.603 --> 01:34:46.396
Miss Brittany, let her go.

1378
01:34:46.563 --> 01:34:48.314
<i>Come down here, Miss Normandy.</i>

1379
01:34:49.608 --> 01:34:51.568
Miss Pays-de-Loire!

1380
01:34:52.862 --> 01:34:54.028
Magnificent.

1381
01:34:54.320 --> 01:34:55.530
Obvious choice.

1382
01:34:56.072 --> 01:34:57.867
- Obvious?
- She's fresh!

1383
01:34:58.533 --> 01:35:00.745
<i>Miss St. Pierre &amp; Miquelon.</i>

1384
01:35:01.828 --> 01:35:03.122
People like simplicity.

1385
01:35:03.288 --> 01:35:05.373
That takes simple to another level.

1386
01:35:05.749 --> 01:35:06.708
It's neuronal.

1387
01:35:06.875 --> 01:35:07.959
Lots of surprises.

1388
01:35:08.168 --> 01:35:10.628
Lots of emotion
at the Miss France pageant.

1389
01:35:16.176 --> 01:35:16.926
Corsica!

1390
01:35:21.181 --> 01:35:24.517
- No kidding.
- Most likely, they got death threats.

1391
01:35:24.684 --> 01:35:25.935
I told her to keep calm.

1392
01:35:26.603 --> 01:35:29.856
Last but not least at this stage...

1393
01:35:54.547 --> 01:35:56.424
- She's got something.
- Beautiful.

1394
01:36:00.261 --> 01:36:01.970
We're in the final!

1395
01:36:04.766 --> 01:36:07.851
Help yourself, guys. On the house!

1396
01:36:08.019 --> 01:36:09.145
<i>Let's not forget</i>

1397
01:36:09.312 --> 01:36:12.273
our ten contestants
who lit up tonight's pageant...

1398
01:36:12.440 --> 01:36:15.234
Thank you all, see you at the end

1399
01:36:15.401 --> 01:36:16.945
for the coronation.

1400
01:36:31.918 --> 01:36:34.462
Now, our finalists
will introduce themselves.

1401
01:36:34.628 --> 01:36:36.714
Let's hear it for...

1402
01:36:37.549 --> 01:36:38.842
Don't cry, Lola.

1403
01:36:40.133 --> 01:36:41.885
She's doing great.

1404
01:36:43.429 --> 01:36:44.430
Good evening.

1405
01:36:46.599 --> 01:36:50.854
Honestly,
it's been a marvelous adventure.

1406
01:36:51.354 --> 01:36:52.813
Completely unexpected.

1407
01:36:59.612 --> 01:37:01.196
I'd like to thank

1408
01:37:01.364 --> 01:37:03.073
all the other contestants

1409
01:37:05.158 --> 01:37:07.160
and tell them that after the show,

1410
01:37:07.953 --> 01:37:09.454
crowned or otherwise,

1411
01:37:09.622 --> 01:37:11.875
a little of them will go with me.

1412
01:37:12.125 --> 01:37:13.751
Thanks, Miss PACA.

1413
01:37:14.167 --> 01:37:15.961
The girl's got it all.

1414
01:37:19.923 --> 01:37:21.300
Now, Miss Ile-de-France.

1415
01:37:21.466 --> 01:37:23.302
Please, join me here.

1416
01:37:24.678 --> 01:37:25.763
C'mon, buddy.

1417
01:37:30.976 --> 01:37:33.228
Miss Ile-de-France, it's your turn.

1418
01:37:33.854 --> 01:37:35.398
Let's hear it for her.

1419
01:37:35.939 --> 01:37:37.941
Don't be shy, you'll be fine.

1420
01:37:38.358 --> 01:37:40.152
Quit buffering. Do it.

1421
01:37:40.319 --> 01:37:41.069
Stress.

1422
01:37:41.236 --> 01:37:44.239
- Call him.
- I can't, he's live on TV.

1423
01:37:44.406 --> 01:37:46.283
You think his dress has pockets?

1424
01:37:56.168 --> 01:37:57.336
Good evening,

1425
01:37:57.502 --> 01:38:00.255
why did you
enter the Miss France pageant?

1426
01:38:06.219 --> 01:38:07.888
To get to know myself.

1427
01:38:08.430 --> 01:38:10.932
<i>Every year, Amanda goes on a quest</i>

1428
01:38:11.099 --> 01:38:13.977
for the word
that best defines femininity.

1429
01:38:14.144 --> 01:38:16.104
What would your word be?

1430
01:38:26.365 --> 01:38:28.909
For me, femininity is...

1431
01:39:02.900 --> 01:39:04.151
Mom and dad...

1432
01:39:07.989 --> 01:39:10.450
How lucky I was to be so loved.

1433
01:39:12.869 --> 01:39:14.537
You are my light here.

1434
01:39:18.500 --> 01:39:21.878
<i>It was very hard after you were gone.</i>

1435
01:39:26.090 --> 01:39:28.801
<i>Very difficult to keep that light alive.</i>

1436
01:39:35.558 --> 01:39:36.851
She's in the final.

1437
01:39:38.395 --> 01:39:41.148
<i>I'm proud of who I became thanks to you.</i>

1438
01:39:41.856 --> 01:39:42.940
<i>So...</i>

1439
01:39:43.816 --> 01:39:46.444
Alexandre lost his light.

1440
01:39:57.121 --> 01:39:59.123
Alexandra lost her light.

1441
01:40:03.210 --> 01:40:04.421
What the hell?

1442
01:40:05.672 --> 01:40:07.256
Surely she won't...

1443
01:40:29.069 --> 01:40:30.112
She's a man?

1444
01:40:31.614 --> 01:40:32.281
Gosh!

1445
01:40:43.042 --> 01:40:45.211
- Go back to the studio?
- Obviously!

1446
01:40:45.377 --> 01:40:46.629
What else can we do?

1447
01:40:46.795 --> 01:40:48.589
- Keep going.
- How come?

1448
01:40:50.132 --> 01:40:51.509
Get off, filthy tranny!

1449
01:41:17.283 --> 01:41:18.327
You knew.

1450
01:41:19.410 --> 01:41:22.831
Focus on style,
miss out on substance.

1451
01:41:38.347 --> 01:41:40.140
Unbelievable, doing this to me.

1452
01:41:44.645 --> 01:41:46.605
Here. It's all in there.

1453
01:41:49.900 --> 01:41:51.527
Mister President...

1454
01:43:37.048 --> 01:43:38.257
Courage.

1455
01:51:53.911 --> 01:51:55.996
Subtitles: Simon John

1456
01:51:56.170 --> 01:51:57.995
Subtitling: HIVENTY