1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:41,787 Join us, Ted. 4 00:02:41,822 --> 00:02:43,558 It's what Laura would have wanted. 5 00:02:50,732 --> 00:02:54,470 TED: The Great Pyramid of Giza, 6 00:02:54,505 --> 00:02:57,407 also known as the Great Pyramid of Khufu, 7 00:02:57,442 --> 00:03:00,938 or if we're going with the Greek, anyone? 8 00:03:01,842 --> 00:03:02,874 Cheops. 9 00:03:03,448 --> 00:03:04,810 Cheops. 10 00:03:04,845 --> 00:03:07,417 But we don't like the name that the Greek invaders gave it. 11 00:03:07,452 --> 00:03:10,178 So we stick with the Egyptian there, right? 12 00:03:10,213 --> 00:03:11,421 Now, construction of the tomb 13 00:03:11,456 --> 00:03:13,115 began the day that they became pharaoh. 14 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:14,149 What can we learn from that? 15 00:03:25,965 --> 00:03:26,997 Burton. 16 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:28,196 Uh, that they were kings 17 00:03:28,231 --> 00:03:30,308 and that they wanted to be comfortable in the afterlife. 18 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,342 Correct. 19 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:32,475 As usual, Burton. 20 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:34,312 -Now, remember, 21 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:35,610 death is not the end 22 00:03:35,645 --> 00:03:37,546 but a brief pause on our journey. 23 00:03:37,581 --> 00:03:39,944 And don't forget, your papers are due next week. 24 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:42,650 Hey, Mr. Daniels. 25 00:03:42,685 --> 00:03:44,355 Um, I had a question about the assignment. 26 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,554 -Of course, you do. -Yeah. 27 00:03:45,589 --> 00:03:47,655 Well, I'm really excited about the first paper. 28 00:03:47,690 --> 00:03:49,118 Uh, but I'm having a tough time 29 00:03:49,153 --> 00:03:51,725 deciding between the judgment of the dead by Anubis 30 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,430 or if I should use my page account 31 00:03:53,465 --> 00:03:54,959 on a deep dive into mummification. 32 00:03:54,994 --> 00:03:56,730 Definitely the first one. 100%. 33 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:00,833 I agree. 34 00:04:01,506 --> 00:04:02,835 Uh, thanks, Mr. Daniels. 35 00:04:29,468 --> 00:04:30,896 Did you just say, "Olive tuse?" 36 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:32,304 I did. 37 00:04:33,769 --> 00:04:35,197 So drink still? 38 00:04:35,232 --> 00:04:36,165 Mm-hm. 39 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,641 Are you pretending to be madder than you actually are 40 00:04:39,676 --> 00:04:41,137 because you're trying to prove a point? 41 00:04:41,172 --> 00:04:42,237 No, I'm not mad. 42 00:04:42,272 --> 00:04:44,316 I'm just being principled, I'm standing my ground. 43 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,581 We have things to talk about. 44 00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:47,011 That's great. 45 00:04:47,046 --> 00:04:48,881 I'm just excited to have a state of the union with you again. 46 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,015 I missed you. 47 00:04:51,952 --> 00:04:52,885 Good. 48 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,559 Oh, so are you mad? 49 00:04:56,594 --> 00:04:57,923 Are you not mad? 50 00:04:59,762 --> 00:05:01,762 Furious. 51 00:05:09,871 --> 00:05:12,905 We separated because I didn't feel like you cared about us. 52 00:05:13,545 --> 00:05:14,775 You say that you care, 53 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:16,810 but you don't take the serious things seriously. 54 00:05:16,845 --> 00:05:18,845 Where's the fun in that? 55 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,242 You need to show me something different. 56 00:05:20,277 --> 00:05:21,353 I'm leaving for good. 57 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,146 And you could stay in this dump town for all I care. 58 00:05:23,181 --> 00:05:25,984 Come on. Two people with this much chemistry. 59 00:05:26,019 --> 00:05:28,250 Don't just give up because they had a rough patch. 60 00:05:28,285 --> 00:05:29,119 I am not giving up, 61 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:31,462 but I need to know that you value us. 62 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,288 No half in and half out. 63 00:05:33,323 --> 00:05:34,432 You know, I read somewhere 64 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,994 that the most important things were said three times. 65 00:05:36,029 --> 00:05:38,964 So, I promise. I promise. I promise... 66 00:05:38,999 --> 00:05:41,670 that we'll fight for us this time. 67 00:05:41,705 --> 00:05:43,606 Your mother always told me you're trouble. 68 00:05:43,641 --> 00:05:44,970 See, we're made for each other. 69 00:05:45,005 --> 00:05:47,005 I get us into trouble, you get us out. 70 00:05:50,076 --> 00:05:52,615 So we're just done talking? 71 00:05:52,650 --> 00:05:54,716 No, I was just ordering us drinks 72 00:05:54,751 --> 00:05:56,619 while we continue to talk. 73 00:05:56,654 --> 00:05:59,083 Okay then, I'll have something pineappley. 74 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:00,920 Okay. 75 00:06:00,955 --> 00:06:06,464 Hello. Can I get a Mai Tai and a something pineappley? 76 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:30,587 Howl called me and he said that you dumped him for him. 77 00:06:30,622 --> 00:06:31,852 Why are you two together? 78 00:06:31,887 --> 00:06:33,788 Crystal, Ted is my husband. 79 00:06:33,823 --> 00:06:35,020 We're going to work it out. 80 00:06:35,055 --> 00:06:36,989 -Cheers, I'm no longer being estranged. -Mm. Oh! 81 00:06:37,024 --> 00:06:38,320 Yeah, now it's just strange. 82 00:06:38,355 --> 00:06:39,497 Crystal. 83 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,796 -That's a good one. - Shut up! 84 00:06:41,831 --> 00:06:43,325 Does Momma know about this? 85 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,294 Well, we never got divorced so what is there to know? 86 00:06:45,329 --> 00:06:47,901 He was, is and will always be my husband. 87 00:06:47,936 --> 00:06:49,199 BARTENDER: God damn it, Howl! 88 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:50,904 How many times do I have to ban you from my tiki bar? 89 00:06:50,939 --> 00:06:52,543 It's not my fault people pick fights with me. 90 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,205 -Will you just get the hell out? -You get the hell out. 91 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,404 It's my bar. 92 00:06:56,439 --> 00:06:59,616 -TED: Oh, great, everyone. Howl's here too. -Move over. 93 00:06:59,651 --> 00:07:00,518 -Move. -I'm not-- 94 00:07:02,819 --> 00:07:04,786 -Oh, you shouldn't have. -It's for Laura. 95 00:07:04,821 --> 00:07:06,282 Really though you should not have. 96 00:07:06,317 --> 00:07:07,987 And I got something to say to you too. 97 00:07:08,022 --> 00:07:09,428 Oh, God! 98 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:14,257 Laura, your family loves me, and I love them. 99 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:16,831 Howl, we went on one date because mother made me. 100 00:07:16,866 --> 00:07:18,195 I count three dates. Three. 101 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,669 Running into me at the grocery store 102 00:07:19,704 --> 00:07:21,165 does not count as a date. 103 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,398 Neither does auditing my photography class. 104 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:24,267 Why are you doing this? 105 00:07:24,302 --> 00:07:26,940 Because I'm married and uninterested. 106 00:07:26,975 --> 00:07:29,712 -Why can't you two process this? -Because Ted's a loser. 107 00:07:29,747 --> 00:07:31,912 Crystal, what have I ever done to you? 108 00:07:32,409 --> 00:07:33,551 You're a loser. 109 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:36,411 Laura, I'm not gonna beg. I'm giving you a chance here. 110 00:07:36,446 --> 00:07:39,282 HOWL: When your mama told me that you and Ted... 111 00:07:39,317 --> 00:07:41,119 Ted, that will be a great time to fight for us. 112 00:07:41,154 --> 00:07:44,287 That was my chance to prove my quality. 113 00:07:44,663 --> 00:07:46,091 And I did. 114 00:07:46,126 --> 00:07:51,228 Uh, him? Fight like, fight him? Uh, physical with our fists? 115 00:07:54,838 --> 00:07:57,201 Okay, finish your drink. 116 00:08:02,472 --> 00:08:05,110 -Let's do this, Tracy. -Don't call me that. 117 00:08:05,145 --> 00:08:06,947 I'm gonna fight you, Trace. 118 00:08:06,982 --> 00:08:09,719 I feel like my face is falling off. 119 00:08:09,754 --> 00:08:12,051 Don't get into a fight you can't win. 120 00:08:12,086 --> 00:08:14,185 That's what I've been trying to say this whole time. 121 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:16,451 Come on, sis. Get your husband home. 122 00:08:16,486 --> 00:08:19,058 Can't believe I'm related to you yahoos. 123 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:20,565 Oh! 124 00:08:23,801 --> 00:08:26,164 So how'd I do for my first fight? 125 00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:27,902 -Well... - 126 00:08:27,937 --> 00:08:30,366 It's the thought that counts, right? 127 00:08:34,108 --> 00:08:36,207 -Okay, okay, okay. 128 00:08:37,408 --> 00:08:40,310 - 129 00:09:55,189 --> 00:09:58,663 Hey, uh, is there a gas station in town? 130 00:09:59,259 --> 00:10:00,159 Yep. 131 00:10:03,527 --> 00:10:05,703 Okay, thanks. 132 00:10:15,913 --> 00:10:17,110 Thanks. 133 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,653 Ah, right. 134 00:10:25,582 --> 00:10:27,483 -Keep the change. -Yep. 135 00:11:15,907 --> 00:11:17,742 What is happening? 136 00:11:18,536 --> 00:11:20,107 You mind try... 137 00:11:20,373 --> 00:11:21,878 Oh! 138 00:11:21,913 --> 00:11:24,474 Must have sexted right off. 139 00:11:32,088 --> 00:11:35,287 I feel like we could go anywhere... 140 00:11:36,422 --> 00:11:37,553 do anything. 141 00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,325 We're just sort of here. 142 00:11:43,231 --> 00:11:45,132 We never should have left Chicago. 143 00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:47,101 You said you needed your family. 144 00:11:47,136 --> 00:11:49,202 No, we did that for you. 145 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:52,271 You needed a change. 146 00:11:52,306 --> 00:11:55,076 I thought that being near my family would be good for us. 147 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,344 They're just weirder than I remember. 148 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:03,249 Oh, they're just as weird as I remember. 149 00:12:03,284 --> 00:12:06,923 We can go back, we'll just find a bag full of cash 150 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:09,288 and voila, we're Chicagoians again. 151 00:12:15,164 --> 00:12:16,834 You're stagnating again. 152 00:12:18,629 --> 00:12:20,805 Well, leaving is not gonna fix anything. 153 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,235 We just got back together. 154 00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:25,601 Maybe. Maybe not. I just... 155 00:12:25,636 --> 00:12:27,207 At least, we're trying. 156 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:30,342 You're gonna get your way either way, aren't you? 157 00:12:30,377 --> 00:12:32,311 -I'll give you a chance. -Okay. 158 00:12:32,346 --> 00:12:35,050 Let's take us out of the equation. 159 00:12:35,085 --> 00:12:37,052 Let the Gods decide. 160 00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:38,922 Heads, we leave. Tails, we stay. 161 00:12:38,957 --> 00:12:41,551 Uh, I thought I was the one that got us into trouble. 162 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,618 Not anymore. 163 00:12:44,028 --> 00:12:45,390 I have a vision for who we can be. 164 00:12:45,425 --> 00:12:46,930 I need you to trust me. 165 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:48,800 And not be half in and half out. 166 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,935 Either you're in, 167 00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,365 or you're out. 168 00:12:54,698 --> 00:12:55,565 Flip the coin. 169 00:13:01,144 --> 00:13:02,110 Best two out of three. 170 00:13:02,145 --> 00:13:03,914 You're such a cheater. 171 00:13:06,182 --> 00:13:07,280 Okay, did I say best two out of three? 172 00:13:07,315 --> 00:13:08,743 -You did. -It all rides down... 173 00:13:08,778 --> 00:13:10,646 -This is the whole enchilada. -Okay. This is so much cheating. 174 00:13:10,681 --> 00:13:12,021 You realize that right? 175 00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:13,924 -And the champion of the world is... -So much...World champion. 176 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:14,991 Okay. 177 00:13:15,026 --> 00:13:16,355 What? 178 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:18,225 What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get? Show me! 179 00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:20,260 I win, I win... 180 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,040 You wanna ride? 181 00:13:31,075 --> 00:13:33,911 Uh, no, I don't take rides from cheaters. 182 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:36,848 I'm kidding. I some papers to grade. 183 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,080 -But lunch? -Oh, yeah. 184 00:13:38,115 --> 00:13:39,774 -Okay. -You're buying. 185 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:43,778 -Bye. -Bye. 186 00:13:49,786 --> 00:13:52,864 So after Anubis, this guy, the jackal, 187 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:55,064 weighs your heart against the feather of truth. He... 188 00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:07,532 CRYSTAL: He's been doing the exact same thing for weeks, 189 00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:10,766 Carrying her ashes everywhere with him like a frickin weirdo. 190 00:15:11,604 --> 00:15:13,538 Something's got to be said. 191 00:15:13,573 --> 00:15:15,947 I'll go settle this right now. 192 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,839 Get us all banned. 193 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:19,808 I'll do it. 194 00:15:21,647 --> 00:15:24,450 MOMMA: We have a tradition in this family. 195 00:15:24,485 --> 00:15:27,288 You're dead daddy's Side has been here since 196 00:15:27,323 --> 00:15:28,718 before it was a state. 197 00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:31,622 Everyone is at the farm 198 00:15:31,657 --> 00:15:34,328 and that's where Laura will rest too. 199 00:15:35,562 --> 00:15:38,893 And Ted stole it from us 200 00:15:38,928 --> 00:15:40,037 He's a thief. 201 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,667 I don't think you need to do with Mama wants. 202 00:15:43,702 --> 00:15:46,978 But I think you need to take this seriously. 203 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,441 I am taking it seriously. 204 00:15:48,476 --> 00:15:49,475 No, you're not. 205 00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:51,147 How can you say that? 206 00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:54,777 You're stuck somewhere between dealing with it and not. 207 00:15:58,222 --> 00:15:59,782 Half in, half out, right? 208 00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:03,489 Hey, Ted. 209 00:16:05,856 --> 00:16:07,999 I'm worried about what's happening to you. 210 00:16:08,859 --> 00:16:09,968 I don't need your worry. 211 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,036 I need Laura. 212 00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:16,832 She's gone, man. 213 00:16:37,019 --> 00:16:38,689 What do you want, huh? 214 00:16:39,362 --> 00:16:40,460 What should I do now? 215 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,198 Okay, you're dead, 216 00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:43,562 and I know that. 217 00:16:43,597 --> 00:16:45,762 I know that it's on, uh 218 00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:49,568 talking to myself. 219 00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:55,871 No, I'm talking to you. 220 00:16:55,906 --> 00:16:56,839 No. 221 00:17:07,423 --> 00:17:10,457 God Grant was right, I'm... 222 00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:14,164 I'm losing it. 223 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:02,773 What? 224 00:18:04,579 --> 00:18:06,073 HOWL: Crystal, I got 'em. 225 00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,185 You tell your mama. 226 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,044 -Meet you at the well. - Okay. 227 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:11,045 Hurry up. 228 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,259 BETH: What do you mean someone stole your sister? 229 00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:17,293 I thought she was dead? 230 00:18:17,328 --> 00:18:18,987 GRANT: I mean, her ashes. 231 00:18:19,022 --> 00:18:19,889 That makes more sense. 232 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,132 Just let me know if you hear anything. 233 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,991 -Okay Beth? - Of course, we'll let you know 234 00:18:23,026 --> 00:18:25,895 Look, I know that what I've been doing 235 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:29,272 and how I've been behaving is been not normal. 236 00:18:30,308 --> 00:18:32,770 But, I need some help here, man. 237 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,576 Where is she? 238 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:39,249 I think I know. 239 00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:40,844 Come on. 240 00:18:40,879 --> 00:18:46,080 Hey, Grant, uh, I've been seeing her, 241 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,855 Laura, and I talk to her. 242 00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:55,892 That's not the way the world works. 243 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,168 Yeah. 244 00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:00,303 Yeah, but it feels real. 245 00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:07,970 You're just sad right now and under a lot of stress. 246 00:19:10,348 --> 00:19:11,908 Yeah. Yeah, that makes more sense. 247 00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:17,617 body fail 248 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:25,526 this mortal vail 249 00:19:39,773 --> 00:19:44,545 Hallelujah 250 00:19:48,749 --> 00:19:52,784 to ease our pain 251 00:19:56,757 --> 00:20:00,627 All again 252 00:20:14,775 --> 00:20:19,580 Hallelujah 253 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,623 That's Laura's 254 00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:33,187 What else do you plan on stealing from me today? 255 00:20:33,794 --> 00:20:35,563 MOMMA: Stop, both of you. 256 00:20:35,598 --> 00:20:36,927 She's gone. 257 00:20:36,962 --> 00:20:40,568 We've got to do what we need to do to put her to rest 258 00:20:40,603 --> 00:20:41,965 and move on. 259 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:47,278 Join us, Ted. 260 00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:50,105 It's what Laura would have wanted. 261 00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:56,650 I use this to hold letters Laura sent me when you were in Chicago. 262 00:21:11,535 --> 00:21:13,964 You got me and your daddy. 263 00:21:13,999 --> 00:21:17,308 God rest his soul's worst traits 264 00:21:18,674 --> 00:21:20,872 Stubbornness and smarts. 265 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:24,744 But we loved you. 266 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:30,354 ALL: Amen. 267 00:21:36,285 --> 00:21:38,252 HOWL: I'm not good at this sort of thing 268 00:21:40,531 --> 00:21:41,464 No. 269 00:21:42,665 --> 00:21:43,895 ALL: Amen. 270 00:21:49,804 --> 00:21:52,706 We fought last time we saw each other 271 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:58,272 I was always hoping for that moment where 272 00:21:59,814 --> 00:22:01,979 we'd get each other 273 00:22:03,554 --> 00:22:05,147 And we'd be friends again. 274 00:22:05,754 --> 00:22:07,083 Like, when we were kids 275 00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:12,891 -Amen. -ALL: Amen. 276 00:22:14,532 --> 00:22:15,762 I'm just glad that 277 00:22:16,765 --> 00:22:19,766 we can all be here together for this 278 00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:25,772 Lord, our savior and protector 279 00:22:26,874 --> 00:22:30,942 has you back in his loving bosom. 280 00:22:31,681 --> 00:22:33,241 If we're lucky enough 281 00:22:34,651 --> 00:22:37,751 we will be with you soon. 282 00:22:42,318 --> 00:22:43,394 Amen. 283 00:22:45,596 --> 00:22:47,189 Thank you, Percy. 284 00:22:51,899 --> 00:22:53,536 I don't think I'm ready to say goodbye. 285 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:02,303 I don't know, how to handle you... 286 00:23:04,406 --> 00:23:06,076 you actually being gone. 287 00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:09,145 Just doesn't feel right. 288 00:23:11,622 --> 00:23:13,820 I can make it right this time. 289 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,153 I can get us out of trouble, I swear. 290 00:23:20,158 --> 00:23:21,289 Amen. 291 00:23:39,716 --> 00:23:40,715 I have to set her free. 292 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,981 She told me Chicago is the answer. 293 00:23:43,016 --> 00:23:44,719 -Bullshit -she did. 294 00:23:44,754 --> 00:23:45,984 -When? -That's it, just now 295 00:23:46,019 --> 00:23:47,590 I saw her, it's like a vision. 296 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,251 What, like as a ghost? 297 00:23:50,727 --> 00:23:52,628 I mean, you so completely... 298 00:23:52,663 --> 00:23:53,563 Give it to me! 299 00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:55,961 Hey, It's his wife. 300 00:23:55,996 --> 00:23:57,358 Just let him go. 301 00:24:00,869 --> 00:24:02,000 What! 302 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:54,855 I don't accept your apology. 303 00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:56,483 You want to know why Because you're the one that brought him 304 00:24:56,518 --> 00:24:57,957 over here and this would have happened 305 00:24:57,992 --> 00:24:59,090 if you didn't do that, Grant. 306 00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:00,564 And why are you walking away from me? 307 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:01,928 I'm speaking to you. 308 00:25:01,963 --> 00:25:03,061 Listen, calm down. 309 00:25:03,096 --> 00:25:04,766 That is literally the worst thing 310 00:25:04,801 --> 00:25:06,130 that he could have ever said to me. 311 00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:08,605 What are you doing here? 312 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:14,710 I can't swim. 313 00:25:14,745 --> 00:25:15,744 Unbelievable. 314 00:25:15,779 --> 00:25:16,943 Wow. 315 00:25:17,913 --> 00:25:20,012 What now? Huh? 316 00:25:20,047 --> 00:25:21,475 Just let it go, Okay? 317 00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:23,521 The cars. The cars! 318 00:26:10,999 --> 00:26:12,427 I want to report a stolen car. 319 00:26:13,034 --> 00:26:14,396 You know who stole it? 320 00:26:14,431 --> 00:26:15,265 Radio it in. 321 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:17,366 He just told you where he was going. 322 00:26:22,945 --> 00:26:24,076 Don't look at me. 323 00:26:29,347 --> 00:26:30,786 Theft. 324 00:26:30,821 --> 00:26:32,854 Get a stolen Dodge RAM truck. 325 00:26:32,889 --> 00:26:34,284 Color red. 326 00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:35,659 Good amount of rust on it. 327 00:26:36,486 --> 00:26:37,452 Tag number. 328 00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:41,126 How am I supposed to know the goddamn license plate 329 00:26:41,161 --> 00:26:43,029 to my own truck off the top of my head? 330 00:26:46,001 --> 00:26:47,638 It's Howl's truck. 331 00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:48,969 Ted stole it. 332 00:26:49,004 --> 00:26:50,839 You still looking for ashes in? 333 00:26:50,874 --> 00:26:51,807 No. 334 00:26:53,910 --> 00:26:56,042 Well, yes. 335 00:26:57,947 --> 00:26:59,309 We've got to get her back. 336 00:27:03,282 --> 00:27:04,413 Not you. 337 00:27:06,582 --> 00:27:07,724 Yes, Momma. 338 00:27:39,956 --> 00:27:41,857 You got a quarter? 339 00:27:41,892 --> 00:27:43,221 Lighten this place up a bit, huh? 340 00:27:47,062 --> 00:27:48,193 Yeah. 341 00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:52,593 Coming, okay. 342 00:28:56,065 --> 00:28:57,361 Best two out of three. 343 00:28:57,759 --> 00:28:59,132 You're on. 344 00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:00,562 : Ro Sham Bo 345 00:29:02,038 --> 00:29:04,038 Scissors two times in a row. 346 00:29:04,073 --> 00:29:06,634 And it's all tied up. 347 00:29:06,669 --> 00:29:11,309 Headed into the Universal World championship of 348 00:29:11,344 --> 00:29:15,753 Who will fill out the paperwork this time? 349 00:29:18,956 --> 00:29:20,285 BOTH: Ro, sham, bo. 350 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,419 Oh, and he's done it 351 00:29:22,454 --> 00:29:25,356 The incredibly risky strikes 352 00:29:25,391 --> 00:29:29,030 Scissor strategy has won it 353 00:29:32,002 --> 00:29:34,299 He takes home the cup. 354 00:29:34,334 --> 00:29:36,763 Yeah, a cup of piss. 355 00:29:36,798 --> 00:29:37,841 My piss. 356 00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:39,909 This isn't fair. 357 00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:46,575 And he forgot his ticket book. 358 00:29:50,317 --> 00:29:51,822 Forgot my ticket book. 359 00:29:57,456 --> 00:29:59,995 There you go. Now it's easy. 360 00:30:13,505 --> 00:30:17,771 Seem to break 361 00:30:17,806 --> 00:30:24,646 of soul of our hearts with a hasty word 362 00:30:24,681 --> 00:30:29,057 to recall, honey child 363 00:30:29,092 --> 00:30:33,160 Honey doll, honey-pie 364 00:30:35,164 --> 00:30:41,399 if this here boy done broke your heart last night 365 00:30:41,434 --> 00:30:45,766 honey baby, honey doll, honey-pie 366 00:30:45,801 --> 00:30:51,849 the most of all 367 00:31:01,058 --> 00:31:01,991 Shoot for it? 368 00:31:26,347 --> 00:31:29,249 Hurt at all 369 00:31:29,284 --> 00:31:35,519 the sweetest rose 370 00:31:35,554 --> 00:31:38,819 the petals fall 371 00:31:38,854 --> 00:31:44,968 the kindest heart 372 00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:48,796 you can't recall 373 00:31:48,831 --> 00:31:54,736 Your heart last night 374 00:31:54,771 --> 00:31:57,805 most of all 375 00:32:23,635 --> 00:32:26,141 Any idea who owns the pickup truck out front? 376 00:32:27,342 --> 00:32:28,473 Yep. 377 00:32:33,315 --> 00:32:35,348 WOMAN: Well, hello again. 378 00:32:35,383 --> 00:32:37,020 It's your first time running from the cops? 379 00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:39,187 I'm not a 100% sure they're chasing me. 380 00:32:42,390 --> 00:32:44,687 -Sir? -Oh, they're chasing you. 381 00:32:45,195 --> 00:32:47,822 Question is, why? 382 00:32:47,857 --> 00:32:51,067 My wife, she died. 383 00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,201 And I have to scatter her ashes. 384 00:32:53,236 --> 00:32:54,730 POLICEMAN: Sir? 385 00:32:55,931 --> 00:32:59,042 -What's the hurry? -Her family has other plans. 386 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,978 Sir? Ma'am? 387 00:33:01,937 --> 00:33:03,211 -Get in. -Yeah. 388 00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:07,974 -I'm Amber. -Sir? 389 00:33:08,009 --> 00:33:09,019 It goes there. 390 00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:14,156 Jesus Christ, why is it full of acorns? 391 00:33:49,952 --> 00:33:51,193 That's Sam. 392 00:33:53,329 --> 00:33:54,625 He's gone, too. 393 00:33:55,925 --> 00:33:59,861 You know, I saw you at the bar, I knew we were connected. 394 00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:02,171 Fellow travelers 395 00:34:06,639 --> 00:34:08,606 I'm supposed be on my way. 396 00:34:08,641 --> 00:34:11,906 Oh, sure. I mean, you could totally do that. 397 00:34:11,941 --> 00:34:15,514 Totally could. But, here's what I'm thinking. 398 00:34:15,549 --> 00:34:21,223 I'll make us some dinner. Okay. A couple of these and then first thing tomorrow, Heathrow. 399 00:34:23,590 --> 00:34:28,494 Yeah, that's really nice, but I'm going to Chicago. 400 00:34:28,529 --> 00:34:31,629 AMBER: Okay. Well then, how about Des Moines? 401 00:34:32,434 --> 00:34:34,071 That's still a long way. 402 00:34:35,536 --> 00:34:38,636 What? No one knows you're here. 403 00:34:38,671 --> 00:34:41,210 You could take one night to rest. It'll be fun. 404 00:34:42,444 --> 00:34:43,608 -Uh. -AMBER: Come on. 405 00:34:45,612 --> 00:34:46,941 -Yeah? -AMBER: Yeah. 406 00:34:48,351 --> 00:34:49,218 Okay. 407 00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:04,827 I mean, it don't... don't hurt now, I guess. 408 00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:47,771 TED: It is believed that a portion of the dead pharaoh's spirit 409 00:35:47,806 --> 00:35:50,213 was left behind after death. 410 00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:54,448 That portion is called the Ka, which is ridiculous, 411 00:35:54,483 --> 00:35:57,385 because when you're dead, you're gone. 412 00:35:57,420 --> 00:36:02,148 It's also believed, wrongly that that spirit needed proper care. 413 00:36:02,183 --> 00:36:04,755 So that the dead Pharaoh could continue his rule 414 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,087 over the dead in the afterlife. 415 00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:10,365 Afterlife... 416 00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:16,206 All this. 417 00:36:19,574 --> 00:36:22,608 When really, the only afterlife is, 418 00:36:22,643 --> 00:36:24,412 is those of us who are left behind. 419 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,219 When really, the only 420 00:36:30,717 --> 00:36:32,079 afterlife is, 421 00:36:38,956 --> 00:36:42,925 Good job today. You can go now and finals are next week. 422 00:37:00,241 --> 00:37:02,109 I love you. 423 00:37:03,651 --> 00:37:05,222 I love you too, man, 424 00:37:07,556 --> 00:37:09,182 I said I love juice. 425 00:37:10,823 --> 00:37:12,427 Yeah, me too, man. 426 00:37:23,605 --> 00:37:25,539 Well, the keys are missing. 427 00:37:25,574 --> 00:37:31,314 So, I walk into the bar and there's this guy dancing like a weirdo. 428 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:36,715 And then he looks at me directly into my eyes and he runs out of the place. 429 00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:38,211 I mean, that's weird, right? 430 00:37:38,246 --> 00:37:40,752 -Even for this town, -Sounds like Ted. 431 00:37:40,787 --> 00:37:42,292 You hear what I said? The keys are missing. 432 00:37:42,327 --> 00:37:45,361 Dingus here forgets the plates to the getaway car. 433 00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,429 -I'm really sorry about that. -Hey, the forms. 434 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,631 -Best two or three. -Winner takes all, one go. 435 00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:53,094 Go, game, four. -Yes. 436 00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:54,062 Damn it. 437 00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:55,965 I got some forms for you guys to fill out. 438 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,835 The keys are missing. 439 00:37:57,870 --> 00:37:59,441 Fill em out your own damn self. 440 00:38:07,011 --> 00:38:09,286 So, why all the way to Chicago? 441 00:38:11,279 --> 00:38:17,327 Well, when I was a grad student, I studied anthropology, and we loved going to the field museum. 442 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,058 Our favorite thing to do was to go to this exhibit on ancient Egypt. 443 00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:25,929 -We'd go all the time. -We never made it there. 444 00:38:26,767 --> 00:38:28,899 Oh, you should... It's beautiful. 445 00:38:29,836 --> 00:38:34,201 Yeah, they have these machines there. 446 00:38:34,236 --> 00:38:37,644 I don't know if they have them anymore, but they did. 447 00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:39,811 The Mold-o-Rama. 448 00:38:39,846 --> 00:38:43,177 It's this plastic injection molded figurine 449 00:38:43,212 --> 00:38:47,181 for dinosaurs, and we just loved them. 450 00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:52,791 So, yeah, I'm going there to scatter her. 451 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:57,928 -Her ashes at the museum? -Mhm. 452 00:38:59,228 --> 00:39:02,328 They probably don't let you scatter ashes at the museum. 453 00:39:02,363 --> 00:39:08,037 -I mean, probably not. -Yeah, I know, probably not. 454 00:39:09,777 --> 00:39:12,074 I guess I'm not really sure what I'm doing. 455 00:39:13,616 --> 00:39:17,981 Yeah, I bet. What with you being new to crime and all that. 456 00:39:18,885 --> 00:39:22,051 -I normally don't do this. -Do what? 457 00:39:23,923 --> 00:39:29,124 This, or anything, I guess. 458 00:40:21,277 --> 00:40:26,280 We used to build statues, to heroism and victory and death. 459 00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:30,427 It's so romantic, don't you think? 460 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,432 Yes, beautiful. 461 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:38,325 And everlasting. 462 00:40:39,933 --> 00:40:42,439 Death used to be so audacious. 463 00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:47,939 Nothing says, "I was here," like a monument. 464 00:40:47,974 --> 00:40:49,303 Yeah, but where would you put it? 465 00:40:50,141 --> 00:40:53,945 Just the idea of it, you know. 466 00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:56,453 If you can't make a statement with your death, then 467 00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,049 what did your life mean? 468 00:41:00,052 --> 00:41:01,557 Wait, are you asking me? 469 00:41:03,451 --> 00:41:06,254 No, I'm asking this guy. 470 00:41:08,764 --> 00:41:11,127 I'm not sure we can wait for a response. 471 00:41:12,702 --> 00:41:15,098 Museum is closing. Let's go home. 472 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,738 Home is nice. 473 00:41:17,773 --> 00:41:20,972 Home is nice. But, this is nicer. 474 00:41:45,966 --> 00:41:47,229 Amber? 475 00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:40,150 What is this? What are you doing? 476 00:42:40,185 --> 00:42:42,988 -Hey, stop. -I'm doing this for you, Ted. 477 00:42:43,023 --> 00:42:46,420 You said so yourself. You need to get over her. 478 00:42:46,455 --> 00:42:48,389 I'm not ready. This isn't right. 479 00:42:48,424 --> 00:42:52,393 Nothing needs to change. And we could all be so happy here. 480 00:42:52,428 --> 00:42:53,834 That's not what she wanted. 481 00:43:00,106 --> 00:43:02,711 You have no idea what she wanted 482 00:43:04,308 --> 00:43:06,682 You weren't even with her when she died. 483 00:43:07,982 --> 00:43:10,851 I held Sam's hand as he left me. 484 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:16,692 You're feeling guilty 'cause you weren't there for her. 485 00:43:22,997 --> 00:43:25,800 You could stay here with me. 486 00:43:32,875 --> 00:43:35,172 Maybe, she's right. 487 00:43:36,978 --> 00:43:39,440 No, it can't be here. 488 00:43:41,246 --> 00:43:44,214 This is not right. 489 00:43:47,615 --> 00:43:48,625 I have to keep going. 490 00:44:42,637 --> 00:44:46,276 Hot. Diggity. Dog. 491 00:44:50,051 --> 00:44:51,347 Oh shit. 492 00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:55,054 Need a ride? 493 00:44:55,089 --> 00:44:57,320 No, thanks. I'm just gonna... 494 00:45:37,758 --> 00:45:40,132 Laura told me all about you, Teddy boy. 495 00:45:40,167 --> 00:45:43,003 -Oh, yeah, Tracy? -Don't call me that. 496 00:45:49,242 --> 00:45:52,881 Why don't you get together with Crystal? You two are perfectly made for each other. 497 00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:56,852 -Don't change the subject. -I'm not. It's perfectly on topic. 498 00:45:56,887 --> 00:46:00,680 -I'm not going to let you trick me. -I'm not trying to trick you. 499 00:46:01,782 --> 00:46:03,320 I want you to be happy. 500 00:46:03,355 --> 00:46:06,653 How dumb do you think I am? 501 00:46:06,688 --> 00:46:09,491 I'm assuming that's a rhetorical question. 502 00:46:20,339 --> 00:46:24,770 If Laura talked about us so much you'd know how important Chicago is. 503 00:46:24,805 --> 00:46:28,213 HOWL: She talked about how you couldn't handle getting fired... 504 00:46:28,248 --> 00:46:33,284 from your cush teaching gig, melted down, moved to Colorado. 505 00:46:34,287 --> 00:46:37,486 Her family loves me, not you. 506 00:46:37,521 --> 00:46:40,830 Because all you do is screw things up. 507 00:46:40,865 --> 00:46:44,493 You know what? I don't even care about her ashes anymore. 508 00:46:44,528 --> 00:46:48,761 I'm just here to beat you because Laura deserved better. 509 00:46:48,796 --> 00:46:50,466 God damn it, Tracy, 510 00:46:51,172 --> 00:46:52,732 Oh, shit. 511 00:48:23,968 --> 00:48:27,970 Hi. I think I got lost. 512 00:48:32,009 --> 00:48:35,670 Uh... is that the highway? 513 00:48:36,739 --> 00:48:40,576 Highway was moved... years ago. 514 00:48:40,611 --> 00:48:43,744 It's 15 minutes' walk now or 4 if you drive. 515 00:48:44,615 --> 00:48:47,022 -That way? -That way. 516 00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:49,420 No, no, it's that way. 517 00:48:50,489 --> 00:48:53,754 -Wasn't that where Fox's is? -No, that's that way. 518 00:48:54,196 --> 00:48:56,592 Oh. Uh, yeah. 519 00:48:57,727 --> 00:48:59,562 Wh... Where's Des Moines? 520 00:48:59,597 --> 00:49:00,794 -That way. -This way. 521 00:49:03,733 --> 00:49:06,701 -So east is... -That's west. 522 00:49:08,969 --> 00:49:10,375 So, I need to go... 523 00:49:10,410 --> 00:49:11,981 MAN: Has it always been that way? 524 00:49:12,016 --> 00:49:14,082 WOMAN: That's why they put the highway over there. 525 00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:15,578 Huh. 526 00:49:15,613 --> 00:49:19,549 This area is a puzzle. 527 00:49:40,341 --> 00:49:42,638 -Is it you? -It is. 528 00:49:43,872 --> 00:49:45,443 You're not... You're not dead? 529 00:49:45,478 --> 00:49:49,480 Uh, no, Ted, but you got beat up again. 530 00:49:49,515 --> 00:49:50,943 Am I dreaming? 531 00:49:50,978 --> 00:49:53,583 You're not dreaming. Me, yes, dead. 532 00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:57,620 What are you? Are you... Are you like a ghost or something? 533 00:49:57,655 --> 00:50:00,491 Wow. That's like asking a fish, "How's the water?" 534 00:50:00,526 --> 00:50:01,888 -Huh? 535 00:50:01,923 --> 00:50:04,957 -Well, fish doesn't see water. -Do we know that? 536 00:50:04,992 --> 00:50:08,103 I don't know the rules, Ted. I... I don't know how. 537 00:50:08,138 --> 00:50:09,599 How... How doesn't matter? 538 00:50:09,634 --> 00:50:13,207 -Why? Why matters. -Why are you here? Why are you back? 539 00:50:14,342 --> 00:50:18,542 -I'm not sure. Where am I? -Nebraska. 540 00:50:18,577 --> 00:50:21,050 No, we're, uh, in Iowa. 541 00:50:21,085 --> 00:50:23,778 You know what, I'm not 100% on that either. 542 00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:26,946 But where am I? Like, me. 543 00:50:27,751 --> 00:50:29,850 Lost. 544 00:50:29,885 --> 00:50:33,623 Well, partner, I guess I'm here to help you get me back. 545 00:50:36,331 --> 00:50:37,990 You need to hail this car. 546 00:50:38,025 --> 00:50:40,399 Hey, this car, right now. Stick your hand up. 547 00:50:40,434 --> 00:50:44,304 -Come on. They can't see me. -Oh, I missed you so much. 548 00:50:44,339 --> 00:50:47,373 -LAURA: They can't see me. -TED: Oh. 549 00:50:47,408 --> 00:50:48,869 LAURA: That was our ride. 550 00:50:52,512 --> 00:50:53,676 Come on. 551 00:50:56,582 --> 00:50:58,681 Hello. Thank you for stopping. 552 00:50:58,716 --> 00:51:00,122 -Where you headed? -Uh... 553 00:51:00,157 --> 00:51:02,916 Whoa, man. What happened to your face? 554 00:51:02,951 --> 00:51:05,050 Cool. -LAURA: You should see the other guy? 555 00:51:05,085 --> 00:51:08,262 -Hey, shut up! -LAURA: They can't see me. 556 00:51:09,991 --> 00:51:13,531 -I see that. -So, you headed west? 557 00:51:13,566 --> 00:51:15,467 -Where are we headed? -West. 558 00:51:15,502 --> 00:51:16,963 And remember, no one else can see me. 559 00:51:16,998 --> 00:51:18,701 But, wait, don't we... We don't want to go east? 560 00:51:18,736 --> 00:51:20,868 LAURA: I do not think Howl would go east. 561 00:51:20,903 --> 00:51:22,540 Plus, we need to be sensitive to the fact that 562 00:51:22,575 --> 00:51:24,146 -no one else can see me. -No one else can see you. 563 00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:29,184 -Right. Um... West is best. -ALL: Great. 564 00:51:29,219 --> 00:51:30,680 Huh. 565 00:51:33,619 --> 00:51:35,047 So, what happened? 566 00:51:35,082 --> 00:51:38,292 Uh... I got into a fight with my dead wife's boyfriend. 567 00:51:38,327 --> 00:51:39,425 Oh, he's not my boyfriend. 568 00:51:41,891 --> 00:51:46,333 Boyfriend, yeah 569 00:51:47,633 --> 00:51:48,830 What's happening? 570 00:51:48,865 --> 00:51:50,766 What's happening? 571 00:51:53,705 --> 00:51:56,068 -Is this the only way? 572 00:52:00,184 --> 00:52:03,449 Are you guys gonna sing everything that I say? 573 00:52:05,981 --> 00:52:08,883 Oh, I think there's a store coming up that we need to stop at. 574 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:09,917 Uh, why? 575 00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:11,985 Well, I'm sort of just winging this right now. 576 00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:12,953 Well, you do it. 577 00:52:12,988 --> 00:52:15,659 I can't. I have to operate through you. 578 00:52:15,694 --> 00:52:17,430 So, you know, you have to do what I say. 579 00:52:17,465 --> 00:52:19,168 Just no jokes, no commentary. 580 00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:20,092 -Just do. -Okay. 581 00:52:20,127 --> 00:52:23,029 Uh, hey, guys, there's a store coming up. 582 00:52:23,064 --> 00:52:24,404 Uh, I think we should stop at it. 583 00:52:24,439 --> 00:52:25,867 We're running out of Band Aids. 584 00:52:25,902 --> 00:52:29,772 To get bandages for... 585 00:52:30,445 --> 00:52:31,675 Wait, what's your name? 586 00:52:36,286 --> 00:52:37,483 Ted. 587 00:52:46,054 --> 00:52:46,987 Hey. 588 00:52:56,504 --> 00:52:59,802 So how did it... How did it happen? 589 00:53:00,706 --> 00:53:01,771 How'd I die? 590 00:53:03,313 --> 00:53:06,105 -I was driving along, enjoying my music. - 591 00:53:06,140 --> 00:53:08,074 I noticed there was a fly in the car. 592 00:53:08,945 --> 00:53:10,780 I tried to get it out. 593 00:53:10,815 --> 00:53:12,254 It flew to the window. 594 00:53:12,289 --> 00:53:14,487 I rolled down the window, it totally flew out, success! 595 00:53:14,522 --> 00:53:15,719 Yeah! Oh... 596 00:53:15,754 --> 00:53:17,083 Drove right off the road. 597 00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:21,725 Wow, that's so unsatisfying. 598 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,023 Tell me about it. 599 00:53:23,696 --> 00:53:26,092 Buy this. Oh. 600 00:53:28,866 --> 00:53:30,305 You still have that quarter? 601 00:53:31,506 --> 00:53:32,769 No. 602 00:53:32,804 --> 00:53:34,606 You lost our special quarter. 603 00:53:34,641 --> 00:53:38,203 This crazy lady stole it from me and made me do this crazy dance. 604 00:53:38,238 --> 00:53:41,173 Oh. I don't know what to think about that. 605 00:53:41,208 --> 00:53:44,418 Things have just been really weird since I've seen you last. 606 00:53:46,917 --> 00:53:49,148 -That's stealing. -Is it? 607 00:53:51,185 --> 00:53:54,626 Hey, I've been so lost without you. 608 00:53:54,661 --> 00:53:58,124 -You were pretty lost with me. - 609 00:53:58,159 --> 00:54:01,226 What are we... What are we even doing here? 610 00:54:01,261 --> 00:54:02,469 Shopping. 611 00:54:02,504 --> 00:54:05,703 Okay. Can we just slow down? Can we just stop for a second. 612 00:54:05,738 --> 00:54:07,639 I... I never thought that I would see you again, 613 00:54:07,674 --> 00:54:09,344 and now, I see you again. 614 00:54:09,379 --> 00:54:13,678 And... I just want to tell you that I'm sorry. 615 00:54:13,713 --> 00:54:16,450 I appreciate the need to unburden your soul, 616 00:54:16,485 --> 00:54:19,288 but it feels like, again, that's become my problem. 617 00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:21,213 And now I'm stuck in this weird limbo, 618 00:54:21,248 --> 00:54:23,820 and I'm only here because you couldn't figure out what to do with my ashes. 619 00:54:23,855 --> 00:54:26,394 And... And now I'm lost. Or my ashes are anyway. 620 00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,220 And my whole family wants you arrested. 621 00:54:28,255 --> 00:54:30,992 Oh, um, I'm sorry about that, too, right now. 622 00:54:31,027 --> 00:54:33,995 I can't do anything with sorry. Action, Ted! 623 00:54:35,570 --> 00:54:36,866 Okay. 624 00:54:38,408 --> 00:54:40,771 Uh... action. 625 00:54:40,806 --> 00:54:42,773 Uh, so, what? What do you want me to do? 626 00:54:42,808 --> 00:54:44,841 -Pick one of these. -I pick that one. 627 00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:50,011 What's going on with this ensemble? 628 00:54:50,046 --> 00:54:51,386 Oh, yeah, the crazy lady. 629 00:54:51,421 --> 00:54:53,949 This is her... This is her dead husband's clothes. 630 00:54:55,117 --> 00:54:58,888 I told you, things have been really weird. 631 00:54:58,923 --> 00:55:02,859 Are you sure you're not a figment of my imagination or a projection of something? 632 00:55:02,894 --> 00:55:05,466 I don't feel like a figment of your imagination? 633 00:55:05,501 --> 00:55:06,764 I feel real. 634 00:55:06,799 --> 00:55:08,634 I mean, as real as a ghost can be. 635 00:55:08,669 --> 00:55:11,098 A ghost that only you can see. No. 636 00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:14,266 -How do you know? -Do you know where my ashes are? 637 00:55:15,137 --> 00:55:17,379 Howl has 'em. It's the best I got. 638 00:55:17,414 --> 00:55:19,172 So that proves it. 639 00:55:19,207 --> 00:55:20,877 Because there are things I know, like what we have to do 640 00:55:20,912 --> 00:55:24,045 to get my ashes back, so I can't be a figment of your imagination, 641 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,883 because that would be impossible. That's nice. 642 00:55:26,918 --> 00:55:28,082 Yeah, that would be 643 00:55:28,117 --> 00:55:30,392 the most impossiblest part of this situation. 644 00:55:32,022 --> 00:55:34,891 Also buy the lighter. It's the last thing, I promise. 645 00:55:35,531 --> 00:55:37,025 Fine. 646 00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:40,864 And also, buying this bouncy ball. 647 00:55:40,899 --> 00:55:43,405 -LAURA: Why? -Out of spite. 648 00:55:45,970 --> 00:55:47,607 He does that all the time. 649 00:55:47,642 --> 00:55:50,445 There's an abandoned drive-in movie theater three miles down the road. 650 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,304 You need to get them to stop there for the night. 651 00:55:52,339 --> 00:55:55,945 -Uh, please fill me in here. -You said you would trust me. 652 00:55:55,980 --> 00:55:58,310 TED: There's an abandoned movie theater about three miles up the road. 653 00:55:58,345 --> 00:55:59,850 I think we should stop there for the night. 654 00:55:59,885 --> 00:56:02,017 Oh, my God. Are you going to kill us? 655 00:56:02,052 --> 00:56:04,789 -Am I supposed to murder them? -Unfortunately, no. 656 00:56:04,824 --> 00:56:07,088 Classic. Murdered by a hitchhiker. 657 00:56:07,123 --> 00:56:09,354 -Cool. -No, no murdering. 658 00:56:09,389 --> 00:56:11,664 We're just going to sleep there for the night 659 00:56:11,699 --> 00:56:15,833 -Make a fire, Sing some songs. -Make a fire, Sing some songs. 660 00:56:18,365 --> 00:56:19,969 Great. 661 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:30,402 -I'm going to get some more wine. -Go ye, wood nymphs. 662 00:57:30,437 --> 00:57:34,340 -Gather kindling in yonder wood. - 663 00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:37,552 You know, you're a lot funnier now that you're dead, you know that. 664 00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:39,653 -Oh. 665 00:57:41,382 --> 00:57:43,217 You do realize I'm the one that's still getting us 666 00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:46,220 -out of trouble, right? -Mm. Made for each other. 667 00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:01,840 The lily-white boys 668 00:58:08,343 --> 00:58:12,378 Green grow the rushes, O 669 00:58:12,413 --> 00:58:16,822 Four for the gospel-makers 670 00:58:21,323 --> 00:58:23,389 The lily-white boys 671 00:58:36,470 --> 00:58:38,371 At your door 672 00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:47,182 The lily-white boys 673 00:58:59,966 --> 00:59:02,296 Proud walkers 674 00:59:02,331 --> 00:59:04,265 At your door 675 00:59:11,307 --> 00:59:13,307 The lily-white boys 676 01:00:37,525 --> 01:00:39,261 TED: So, what do we do now? 677 01:00:40,198 --> 01:00:42,671 Now you make a decoy of the ashes. 678 01:00:44,301 --> 01:00:46,103 That's why you had me buy that stuff. 679 01:00:46,138 --> 01:00:48,842 -Yes. -Why didn't you just tell me that? 680 01:00:48,877 --> 01:00:49,876 I don't know. 681 01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:59,149 Our last morning together, you said you wanted the gods to intervene. 682 01:00:59,184 --> 01:01:01,514 Perhaps I shouldn't have tempted fate. 683 01:01:01,549 --> 01:01:03,549 Do you think that we would have figured it out? 684 01:01:04,761 --> 01:01:06,222 If we had tried, maybe. 685 01:01:06,257 --> 01:01:08,224 -Were you gonna to try? -Yes. 686 01:01:08,259 --> 01:01:12,393 I just... I some... I let dumb shit get in the way sometimes. 687 01:01:12,428 --> 01:01:15,528 Would you have ever scattered me if Howl hadn't stolen them? 688 01:01:16,333 --> 01:01:18,663 Yeah, wh... When you died, 689 01:01:18,698 --> 01:01:20,973 I just wanted everything to stay the same. 690 01:01:21,008 --> 01:01:22,370 I wanted to have the same breakfast, 691 01:01:22,405 --> 01:01:24,636 the same lunch, the same dinner, 692 01:01:24,671 --> 01:01:27,243 and there's a part of me that still does. 693 01:01:28,246 --> 01:01:30,719 I'm worried that if I say good bye to you, 694 01:01:30,754 --> 01:01:33,854 and if I actually let you go, then... 695 01:01:33,889 --> 01:01:36,285 there's not going to be anything left of me either. 696 01:01:37,926 --> 01:01:40,520 I'm so alone and I'm miserable. 697 01:01:40,555 --> 01:01:41,587 Oh, good. 698 01:01:42,359 --> 01:01:44,865 -What? -He's going to breakfast 699 01:01:53,370 --> 01:01:56,844 -TED: Oh... good. -LAURA: Come on. 700 01:01:56,879 --> 01:01:57,845 TED: Oh... 701 01:01:59,145 --> 01:02:01,211 Hey, did you know that all along? 702 01:02:17,757 --> 01:02:18,723 Crap! 703 01:02:18,758 --> 01:02:20,164 How do we get in? 704 01:02:20,199 --> 01:02:21,396 Just try the handle. 705 01:02:22,267 --> 01:02:23,662 Do you have magic? 706 01:02:23,697 --> 01:02:24,938 What are you talking about? 707 01:02:24,973 --> 01:02:26,005 What are you talking about? 708 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,336 This is basic motel security. 709 01:02:27,371 --> 01:02:30,273 The doors lock on their own. See! 710 01:02:32,508 --> 01:02:34,409 Howl has a weird relationship with locks. 711 01:03:45,548 --> 01:03:46,712 LAURA: We got to go. 712 01:03:48,254 --> 01:03:50,188 Ted, Howl's parking. 713 01:03:50,223 --> 01:03:51,156 Wait. Wait. 714 01:03:52,258 --> 01:03:54,555 So... this is it? 715 01:03:58,231 --> 01:03:59,626 I love you. 716 01:04:03,038 --> 01:04:04,598 Go out the window. 717 01:04:06,371 --> 01:04:07,502 Okay. 718 01:04:44,772 --> 01:04:46,838 -Yeah? -CRYSTAL: You ready to go? 719 01:04:46,873 --> 01:04:48,114 I'll leave in like, ten minutes. 720 01:04:48,809 --> 01:04:50,215 Did you already get breakfast? 721 01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:51,282 Yeah. 722 01:04:51,317 --> 01:04:53,482 Wow. Thanks for the invite. 723 01:04:53,517 --> 01:04:55,715 -Okay. Bye. - You know, I'm hungry... 724 01:05:21,479 --> 01:05:23,644 Uh, it's incredibly lucky. 725 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:39,231 Look! 726 01:06:16,501 --> 01:06:18,732 I'm gonna wait you out, teddy boy. 727 01:06:18,767 --> 01:06:20,899 Yeah, well, I have all the time in the world 728 01:06:22,507 --> 01:06:25,442 You got ten minutes before you run out of gas. 729 01:06:36,587 --> 01:06:38,818 You win, Howl. 730 01:06:38,853 --> 01:06:41,128 Can we just end this. Please? 731 01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:42,327 Right here. 732 01:06:42,362 --> 01:06:43,394 Right now. 733 01:06:43,429 --> 01:06:45,066 Teddy, Come on. 734 01:06:45,101 --> 01:06:50,764 I am faster, stronger, better than you. 735 01:07:14,493 --> 01:07:15,624 What? 736 01:07:16,297 --> 01:07:17,263 I need a ride. 737 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:19,133 Is there a problem? 738 01:07:19,168 --> 01:07:20,398 Says, he needs a ride. 739 01:07:20,433 --> 01:07:21,597 -Where? -How? 740 01:07:21,632 --> 01:07:22,961 We got what we came for. 741 01:07:22,996 --> 01:07:24,666 Did Ted steal your truck again? 742 01:07:24,701 --> 01:07:25,766 You're such a pain in the ass. 743 01:07:25,801 --> 01:07:26,932 Will you just give me the ride? 744 01:07:26,967 --> 01:07:28,571 Did he steal the ashes too? 745 01:07:28,606 --> 01:07:29,638 No, I have them right here. 746 01:07:29,673 --> 01:07:30,804 Ok, I don't understand. 747 01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:32,509 So, he took your truck, but not the ashes? 748 01:07:32,544 --> 01:07:33,642 Yeah, that's right, Crystal. 749 01:07:33,677 --> 01:07:34,841 Yeah, That doesn't make any sense. 750 01:07:34,876 --> 01:07:36,513 Well, maybe he gave up. 751 01:07:36,548 --> 01:07:38,350 Crystal will drive you. 752 01:07:38,385 --> 01:07:41,188 Momma! I am... No... 753 01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:47,689 When you get to the border... Illinois, 754 01:07:47,724 --> 01:07:52,232 you have to choose between I88 and 80. 755 01:07:52,894 --> 01:07:54,465 Take 80. 756 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:55,961 You'll be thanking me later. 757 01:07:55,996 --> 01:07:56,863 Yes, sir. 758 01:07:56,898 --> 01:08:00,471 You are the most loyal, true, 759 01:08:00,506 --> 01:08:03,441 faithful, committed guy I've known. 760 01:08:03,476 --> 01:08:04,739 Thank you, Momma. 761 01:08:04,774 --> 01:08:06,246 All right. Can we go now? 762 01:08:12,716 --> 01:08:15,046 HOWL: Can I tell you something? 763 01:08:15,081 --> 01:08:17,257 The ashes you gave to Momma were a decoy. 764 01:08:19,558 --> 01:08:20,821 It's obvious. 765 01:08:21,395 --> 01:08:22,361 It wasn't to your Momma. 766 01:08:23,397 --> 01:08:24,660 She can't find out. 767 01:08:24,695 --> 01:08:26,200 Tell me why and I won't say anything. 768 01:08:30,602 --> 01:08:33,405 Look, it's more of a ritual... 769 01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:35,440 ...to them than anything else. 770 01:08:37,246 --> 01:08:39,774 And what they don't know can't hurt them. 771 01:08:41,613 --> 01:08:43,250 So... 772 01:08:43,285 --> 01:08:44,878 I can't lose to him. 773 01:08:46,013 --> 01:08:46,880 Ted? 774 01:08:48,114 --> 01:08:49,014 You kidding me? 775 01:08:50,523 --> 01:08:51,621 No. 776 01:08:51,656 --> 01:08:52,721 So what's your plan when you get there? 777 01:08:52,756 --> 01:08:53,821 Catch him. 778 01:08:54,428 --> 01:08:55,526 You know. 779 01:08:55,561 --> 01:08:56,956 Beat him up, get my car back, go home. 780 01:08:56,991 --> 01:08:58,595 Has beating him up worked for you so far? 781 01:08:58,630 --> 01:09:00,894 -Yes. -He's outsmarted you every time. 782 01:09:02,535 --> 01:09:04,304 You gotta have fox to fox. 783 01:09:05,802 --> 01:09:09,001 You have to beat him at his own game, Howl. 784 01:09:17,418 --> 01:09:19,352 So we're about two hours. 785 01:09:19,387 --> 01:09:21,013 Plus traffic. 786 01:09:21,048 --> 01:09:22,916 Plus Chicago traffic, four hours. 787 01:09:23,886 --> 01:09:24,951 But we're close. 788 01:09:25,987 --> 01:09:27,195 We're really close. 789 01:09:31,267 --> 01:09:32,200 TED: Jesus Christ! 790 01:09:33,027 --> 01:09:34,301 You scared the shit out of me. 791 01:09:36,063 --> 01:09:36,963 What? 792 01:09:36,998 --> 01:09:38,932 What are you doing back? 793 01:09:48,075 --> 01:09:49,008 Ted. 794 01:09:50,044 --> 01:09:51,813 Did you lose my ashes again? 795 01:09:51,848 --> 01:09:54,915 No, no, look, you're right here. 796 01:09:54,950 --> 01:09:57,016 I did everything that you told me to do. 797 01:09:57,854 --> 01:09:59,051 LAURA: Where are we? 798 01:09:59,086 --> 01:10:01,889 We're in Illinois. Right here. 799 01:10:01,924 --> 01:10:05,596 Which is like two, well, four hours to Chicago. 800 01:10:05,631 --> 01:10:06,861 Field Museum. 801 01:10:06,896 --> 01:10:08,368 LAURA: Right. 802 01:10:08,403 --> 01:10:11,371 I'm gonna... I'm gonna scatter you where we were the happiest. 803 01:10:14,871 --> 01:10:16,134 Why am I back? 804 01:10:17,577 --> 01:10:18,576 I don't know. 805 01:10:23,649 --> 01:10:25,077 I can't do this anymore. 806 01:10:27,213 --> 01:10:28,883 What... Then... 807 01:10:29,490 --> 01:10:30,423 Let's get going. 808 01:10:31,558 --> 01:10:32,425 Great. 809 01:10:33,791 --> 01:10:34,856 Okay. 810 01:11:14,128 --> 01:11:16,271 Do you know what sacred means? 811 01:11:16,933 --> 01:11:18,372 GIRL: Special? 812 01:11:18,407 --> 01:11:20,099 Special? 813 01:11:20,134 --> 01:11:26,413 Sacrosanct, to be venerated, inviolable, untouchable. 814 01:11:28,010 --> 01:11:31,517 What prompted you to disturb that which is more special? 815 01:11:33,686 --> 01:11:36,357 It was an accident. 816 01:11:36,392 --> 01:11:37,325 MAN: Give it. 817 01:11:40,495 --> 01:11:44,365 You are banned from the field museum for life. 818 01:11:53,002 --> 01:11:54,342 You believe this crap. 819 01:12:29,742 --> 01:12:30,972 This is it. 820 01:12:32,679 --> 01:12:34,041 Ted. 821 01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:36,648 Mr. Daniels. 822 01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:38,144 Huh? 823 01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:40,553 I am Steven Lesca. The head of security here. 824 01:12:40,588 --> 01:12:41,917 I just met your friend Howl. 825 01:12:41,952 --> 01:12:43,424 What? No! 826 01:12:43,459 --> 01:12:45,657 -It's not even his real name. -That's not even his real name. 827 01:12:45,956 --> 01:12:46,889 Sorry. 828 01:12:46,924 --> 01:12:48,594 Howl. It's a stupid nickname. 829 01:12:48,629 --> 01:12:49,595 His real name's Tracy. 830 01:12:50,598 --> 01:12:52,059 Always better, I suppose. 831 01:12:52,094 --> 01:12:53,764 Yeah, and he's not my friend. 832 01:12:53,799 --> 01:12:55,029 I'm sorry about that. 833 01:12:56,098 --> 01:12:57,636 What brings you to the Field today? 834 01:12:58,870 --> 01:12:59,770 The art. 835 01:12:59,805 --> 01:13:00,771 The... The art. 836 01:13:00,806 --> 01:13:02,300 -The art? -The art. 837 01:13:02,335 --> 01:13:03,037 The art. 838 01:13:03,072 --> 01:13:04,775 -Art. -Really? Art? 839 01:13:04,810 --> 01:13:07,745 I'm here to admire and observe the art. 840 01:13:07,780 --> 01:13:09,516 That's not what Howl told us. 841 01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:14,147 Yeah, well, his name's a verb, so... 842 01:13:20,463 --> 01:13:23,893 STEVEN: Nothing happens in this museum that I cannot see. 843 01:13:23,928 --> 01:13:26,357 And I'm looking at your face right now. 844 01:13:26,392 --> 01:13:28,436 Am I doing something weird with my face? 845 01:13:28,471 --> 01:13:29,668 -Yeah. -Yes. 846 01:13:29,703 --> 01:13:31,769 Look, it's a touching story 847 01:13:31,804 --> 01:13:33,199 and I know you've come a long way. 848 01:13:34,103 --> 01:13:35,234 Don't do it 849 01:13:38,008 --> 01:13:40,646 All right. It's all set. 850 01:13:41,913 --> 01:13:44,342 Thanks for the ride. And you know the advice. 851 01:13:45,917 --> 01:13:47,851 Sure you don't need me to stick around? 852 01:13:47,886 --> 01:13:50,557 Nah, all I need are my keys back. 853 01:13:50,592 --> 01:13:53,758 You know, beat him up. Should be a cinch. 854 01:14:12,042 --> 01:14:13,173 What happened? 855 01:14:14,275 --> 01:14:16,176 Can you see anything? 856 01:14:16,552 --> 01:14:17,485 Ted. 857 01:14:18,114 --> 01:14:20,587 I'm not magical. 858 01:14:22,118 --> 01:14:23,623 Howl is here. 859 01:14:23,658 --> 01:14:24,822 Oh, you're not magical, huh? 860 01:14:25,726 --> 01:14:26,692 Then how can you tell if-- 861 01:14:26,727 --> 01:14:27,693 HOWL: Hey, Loser. 862 01:14:28,597 --> 01:14:29,992 Where's my truck? 863 01:14:30,027 --> 01:14:31,290 Hey, what's your deal, man? 864 01:14:31,325 --> 01:14:33,193 I just wanted to see the look on your face 865 01:14:33,228 --> 01:14:36,064 when you realised I beat you. 866 01:14:38,805 --> 01:14:41,806 Worth it. Totally worth it. 867 01:14:43,007 --> 01:14:44,512 I out foxed the fox. 868 01:14:44,547 --> 01:14:45,337 You are the fox. 869 01:14:45,372 --> 01:14:47,141 Yeah. And what does that make you? 870 01:14:47,176 --> 01:14:48,846 A better fox. 871 01:14:48,881 --> 01:14:51,376 Give me my truck back and we're even. 872 01:14:51,411 --> 01:14:54,214 You have an unbelievably screwed up concept of even. 873 01:14:54,249 --> 01:14:57,415 Your monument was a joke. 874 01:14:57,450 --> 01:15:00,154 Didn't she say you couldn't stand for what you believe in? 875 01:15:00,189 --> 01:15:02,354 Came all the way to Chicago for what? 876 01:15:02,389 --> 01:15:03,322 Nothing. 877 01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:19,745 Wow, no one crosses Ted Daniels, I guess. 878 01:15:19,780 --> 01:15:21,846 Hey, don't make fun. 879 01:15:21,881 --> 01:15:23,144 I feel bad enough as it is. 880 01:15:23,179 --> 01:15:26,114 Oh, well, if it makes you feel any better, 881 01:15:26,149 --> 01:15:28,721 I think that the bouncy ball did most of the work. 882 01:15:41,736 --> 01:15:43,296 The path is clear now. 883 01:15:44,805 --> 01:15:46,431 We just have to... 884 01:15:46,466 --> 01:15:50,138 ...outsmart the impenetrable security at the Field Museum. 885 01:15:50,877 --> 01:15:52,778 No one crosses Ted Daniels. 886 01:15:54,914 --> 01:15:57,882 TED: We know their security cameras everywhere, right? 887 01:15:59,281 --> 01:16:00,885 Maybe it's not meant to be. 888 01:16:02,119 --> 01:16:04,152 TED: No, no, it has to be. 889 01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:05,923 We've come this far. 890 01:16:10,028 --> 01:16:13,293 No one crosses Ned Taniels. 891 01:16:14,703 --> 01:16:16,395 Who is that? 892 01:16:16,430 --> 01:16:18,738 Guy I made up... right now. 893 01:16:20,038 --> 01:16:23,303 Well, whatever you're gonna do, we should do it fast. 894 01:16:23,338 --> 01:16:25,338 I'm fading pretty quick here. 895 01:17:48,929 --> 01:17:50,390 We could do it here. 896 01:17:51,965 --> 01:17:52,931 Yeah. 897 01:17:56,904 --> 01:17:57,936 BUt, we're not going to. 898 01:18:00,303 --> 01:18:02,710 You always knew where we were happiest. 899 01:18:03,911 --> 01:18:07,044 It was never about tombs, or gods, or monuments. 900 01:18:08,410 --> 01:18:10,817 Happiness for us was uncomplicated. 901 01:18:12,150 --> 01:18:13,083 Let's go home. 902 01:18:18,222 --> 01:18:19,353 This guy? 903 01:18:20,257 --> 01:18:21,157 TED: I have to go. 904 01:18:21,192 --> 01:18:22,158 No, you need to leave. 905 01:18:22,193 --> 01:18:23,929 TED: Yeah. Look, I'm trying to. 906 01:18:23,964 --> 01:18:25,997 Look, you were right. I was going to scatter her... 907 01:18:26,032 --> 01:18:26,734 Yeah, I knew that. 908 01:18:26,769 --> 01:18:27,966 Yeah, but I'm not going to now. 909 01:18:28,001 --> 01:18:28,901 I know that too. 910 01:18:28,936 --> 01:18:30,595 Because I decided not to. 911 01:18:31,235 --> 01:18:32,102 Wait a minute. 912 01:18:33,270 --> 01:18:34,874 So you're leaving? 913 01:18:34,909 --> 01:18:36,810 Yes, if you let me. 914 01:18:37,604 --> 01:18:38,779 Thank you. 915 01:18:38,814 --> 01:18:40,506 Fine. Wonderful. 916 01:18:40,541 --> 01:18:43,113 Actually, uh, I'm sorry. 917 01:18:44,050 --> 01:18:45,786 Can we do one thing first? 918 01:19:26,785 --> 01:19:27,718 TED: Oh! 919 01:19:38,401 --> 01:19:39,532 Now, I'll leave. 920 01:19:46,805 --> 01:19:48,739 Oh, you're awake? 921 01:19:53,152 --> 01:19:54,646 They discharging you soon? 922 01:20:00,786 --> 01:20:01,719 Huh. 923 01:20:02,227 --> 01:20:03,127 You feeling better? 924 01:20:09,069 --> 01:20:11,036 Mmm. Can I get you anything? 925 01:20:11,467 --> 01:20:12,598 You hungry or? 926 01:20:15,273 --> 01:20:17,438 There's a vending machine right... 927 01:20:17,803 --> 01:20:18,703 Oh, here. 928 01:20:33,225 --> 01:20:35,555 You know, I kind of like you not being able to talk. 929 01:20:36,492 --> 01:20:38,030 You know, you've been a real asshole 930 01:20:38,065 --> 01:20:39,559 for a really long time. 931 01:20:39,594 --> 01:20:42,463 I think you do it because you're trying to protect yourself or something. 932 01:20:42,498 --> 01:20:43,827 And that's okay. 933 01:20:43,862 --> 01:20:48,975 I think somewhere in there you're a good person. 934 01:20:49,010 --> 01:20:51,846 Just don't be a prick all the time 935 01:20:57,480 --> 01:21:00,250 I came to let you know I'm spreading Laura's ashes in Colorado. 936 01:21:21,405 --> 01:21:22,536 TED: Yep. 937 01:21:32,779 --> 01:21:34,647 TED: In Egyptian mythology, 938 01:21:35,419 --> 01:21:37,254 when you die, 939 01:21:37,289 --> 01:21:41,093 Anubis weighs your heart against this feather of truth. 940 01:21:42,393 --> 01:21:44,558 Ideally, you know your heart, 941 01:21:44,593 --> 01:21:46,197 you kind of want, even. 942 01:21:46,232 --> 01:21:48,331 Because if it's too heavy, if it's too light, 943 01:21:48,366 --> 01:21:52,467 then this terrible monster named Ammit comes and then he just like, argh... 944 01:21:52,502 --> 01:21:54,700 He just, like, swallows your heart and, 945 01:21:54,735 --> 01:21:56,801 pretty much doomed to oblivion. 946 01:21:57,837 --> 01:22:02,279 The idea is, in the end, you want to be even. 947 01:22:03,612 --> 01:22:06,547 And evenness allows you to pass to the underworld. 948 01:22:15,327 --> 01:22:18,922 Well, because if we die tomorrow, 949 01:22:18,957 --> 01:22:22,035 I wouldn't want to know that we weren't even. 950 01:22:24,171 --> 01:22:25,203 Why are we doing this? 951 01:22:25,238 --> 01:22:26,336 I just want to be even. 952 01:22:40,715 --> 01:22:43,023 TED: No, it's not a trick. 953 01:22:44,356 --> 01:22:48,358 But, I do want to steal that truck of yours one more time. 954 01:25:11,965 --> 01:25:13,866 TED: This is where we were happiest. 955 01:25:15,804 --> 01:25:18,211 LAURA: When we were doing absolutely nothing. 956 01:25:20,578 --> 01:25:24,151 TED: I'm sorry that I had to drive cross country to realize that. 957 01:25:25,616 --> 01:25:27,286 You just like to get into trouble. 958 01:25:27,321 --> 01:25:29,112 Yeah. 959 01:25:29,147 --> 01:25:31,224 Because I know that you won't give me out. 960 01:25:33,052 --> 01:25:33,985 Yeah. 961 01:25:39,762 --> 01:25:41,267 What am I going to do without you? 962 01:25:42,402 --> 01:25:43,335 You're going to be all right. 963 01:25:50,344 --> 01:25:51,706 Yeah. 964 01:25:51,741 --> 01:25:53,378 Yeah, yeah, I will. 965 01:25:57,417 --> 01:25:59,252 I loved every moment with you. 966 01:26:01,146 --> 01:26:04,554 I loved being able to be your partner. 967 01:26:06,052 --> 01:26:08,195 I love that you let me be your partner. 968 01:26:12,399 --> 01:26:14,025 I love you, so much. 969 01:26:15,435 --> 01:26:16,533 I love you, too. 970 01:26:23,311 --> 01:26:24,211 Goodbye, Laura.