WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:41.787 Join us, Ted. 4 00:02:41.822 --> 00:02:43.558 It's what Laura would have wanted. 5 00:02:50.732 --> 00:02:54.470 TED: The Great Pyramid of Giza, 6 00:02:54.505 --> 00:02:57.407 also known as the Great Pyramid of Khufu, 7 00:02:57.442 --> 00:03:00.938 or if we're going with the Greek, anyone? 8 00:03:01.842 --> 00:03:02.874 Cheops. 9 00:03:03.448 --> 00:03:04.810 Cheops. 10 00:03:04.845 --> 00:03:07.417 But we don't like the name that the Greek invaders gave it. 11 00:03:07.452 --> 00:03:10.178 So we stick with the Egyptian there, right? 12 00:03:10.213 --> 00:03:11.421 Now, construction of the tomb 13 00:03:11.456 --> 00:03:13.115 began the day that they became pharaoh. 14 00:03:13.150 --> 00:03:14.149 What can we learn from that? 15 00:03:25.965 --> 00:03:26.997 Burton. 16 00:03:27.032 --> 00:03:28.196 Uh, that they were kings 17 00:03:28.231 --> 00:03:30.308 and that they wanted to be comfortable in the afterlife. 18 00:03:30.343 --> 00:03:31.342 Correct. 19 00:03:31.377 --> 00:03:32.475 As usual, Burton. 20 00:03:32.510 --> 00:03:34.312 -Now, remember, 21 00:03:34.347 --> 00:03:35.610 death is not the end 22 00:03:35.645 --> 00:03:37.546 but a brief pause on our journey. 23 00:03:37.581 --> 00:03:39.944 And don't forget, your papers are due next week. 24 00:03:41.420 --> 00:03:42.650 Hey, Mr. Daniels. 25 00:03:42.685 --> 00:03:44.355 Um, I had a question about the assignment. 26 00:03:44.390 --> 00:03:45.554 -Of course, you do. -Yeah. 27 00:03:45.589 --> 00:03:47.655 Well, I'm really excited about the first paper. 28 00:03:47.690 --> 00:03:49.118 Uh, but I'm having a tough time 29 00:03:49.153 --> 00:03:51.725 deciding between the judgment of the dead by Anubis 30 00:03:51.760 --> 00:03:53.430 or if I should use my page account 31 00:03:53.465 --> 00:03:54.959 on a deep dive into mummification. 32 00:03:54.994 --> 00:03:56.730 Definitely the first one. 100%. 33 00:03:59.900 --> 00:04:00.833 I agree. 34 00:04:01.506 --> 00:04:02.835 Uh, thanks, Mr. Daniels. 35 00:04:29.468 --> 00:04:30.896 Did you just say, "Olive tuse?" 36 00:04:31.371 --> 00:04:32.304 I did. 37 00:04:33.769 --> 00:04:35.197 So drink still? 38 00:04:35.232 --> 00:04:36.165 Mm-hm. 39 00:04:37.300 --> 00:04:39.641 Are you pretending to be madder than you actually are 40 00:04:39.676 --> 00:04:41.137 because you're trying to prove a point? 41 00:04:41.172 --> 00:04:42.237 No, I'm not mad. 42 00:04:42.272 --> 00:04:44.316 I'm just being principled, I'm standing my ground. 43 00:04:44.351 --> 00:04:45.581 We have things to talk about. 44 00:04:45.616 --> 00:04:47.011 That's great. 45 00:04:47.046 --> 00:04:48.881 I'm just excited to have a state of the union with you again. 46 00:04:50.082 --> 00:04:51.015 I missed you. 47 00:04:51.952 --> 00:04:52.885 Good. 48 00:04:55.120 --> 00:04:56.559 Oh, so are you mad? 49 00:04:56.594 --> 00:04:57.923 Are you not mad? 50 00:04:59.762 --> 00:05:01.762 Furious. 51 00:05:09.871 --> 00:05:12.905 We separated because I didn't feel like you cared about us. 52 00:05:13.545 --> 00:05:14.775 You say that you care, 53 00:05:14.810 --> 00:05:16.810 but you don't take the serious things seriously. 54 00:05:16.845 --> 00:05:18.845 Where's the fun in that? 55 00:05:18.880 --> 00:05:20.242 You need to show me something different. 56 00:05:20.277 --> 00:05:21.353 I'm leaving for good. 57 00:05:21.388 --> 00:05:23.146 And you could stay in this dump town for all I care. 58 00:05:23.181 --> 00:05:25.984 Come on. Two people with this much chemistry. 59 00:05:26.019 --> 00:05:28.250 Don't just give up because they had a rough patch. 60 00:05:28.285 --> 00:05:29.119 I am not giving up, 61 00:05:29.154 --> 00:05:31.462 but I need to know that you value us. 62 00:05:31.497 --> 00:05:33.288 No half in and half out. 63 00:05:33.323 --> 00:05:34.432 You know, I read somewhere 64 00:05:34.467 --> 00:05:35.994 that the most important things were said three times. 65 00:05:36.029 --> 00:05:38.964 So, I promise. I promise. I promise... 66 00:05:38.999 --> 00:05:41.670 that we'll fight for us this time. 67 00:05:41.705 --> 00:05:43.606 Your mother always told me you're trouble. 68 00:05:43.641 --> 00:05:44.970 See, we're made for each other. 69 00:05:45.005 --> 00:05:47.005 I get us into trouble, you get us out. 70 00:05:50.076 --> 00:05:52.615 So we're just done talking? 71 00:05:52.650 --> 00:05:54.716 No, I was just ordering us drinks 72 00:05:54.751 --> 00:05:56.619 while we continue to talk. 73 00:05:56.654 --> 00:05:59.083 Okay then, I'll have something pineappley. 74 00:05:59.426 --> 00:06:00.920 Okay. 75 00:06:00.955 --> 00:06:06.464 Hello. Can I get a Mai Tai and a something pineappley? 76 00:06:27.553 --> 00:06:30.587 Howl called me and he said that you dumped him for him. 77 00:06:30.622 --> 00:06:31.852 Why are you two together? 78 00:06:31.887 --> 00:06:33.788 Crystal, Ted is my husband. 79 00:06:33.823 --> 00:06:35.020 We're going to work it out. 80 00:06:35.055 --> 00:06:36.989 -Cheers, I'm no longer being estranged. -Mm. Oh! 81 00:06:37.024 --> 00:06:38.320 Yeah, now it's just strange. 82 00:06:38.355 --> 00:06:39.497 Crystal. 83 00:06:39.532 --> 00:06:41.796 -That's a good one. - Shut up! 84 00:06:41.831 --> 00:06:43.325 Does Momma know about this? 85 00:06:43.360 --> 00:06:45.294 Well, we never got divorced so what is there to know? 86 00:06:45.329 --> 00:06:47.901 He was, is and will always be my husband. 87 00:06:47.936 --> 00:06:49.199 BARTENDER: God damn it, Howl! 88 00:06:49.234 --> 00:06:50.904 How many times do I have to ban you from my tiki bar? 89 00:06:50.939 --> 00:06:52.543 It's not my fault people pick fights with me. 90 00:06:52.578 --> 00:06:55.205 -Will you just get the hell out? -You get the hell out. 91 00:06:55.240 --> 00:06:56.404 It's my bar. 92 00:06:56.439 --> 00:06:59.616 -TED: Oh, great, everyone. Howl's here too. -Move over. 93 00:06:59.651 --> 00:07:00.518 -Move. -I'm not-- 94 00:07:02.819 --> 00:07:04.786 -Oh, you shouldn't have. -It's for Laura. 95 00:07:04.821 --> 00:07:06.282 Really though you should not have. 96 00:07:06.317 --> 00:07:07.987 And I got something to say to you too. 97 00:07:08.022 --> 00:07:09.428 Oh, God! 98 00:07:10.860 --> 00:07:14.257 Laura, your family loves me, and I love them. 99 00:07:14.292 --> 00:07:16.831 Howl, we went on one date because mother made me. 100 00:07:16.866 --> 00:07:18.195 I count three dates. Three. 101 00:07:18.230 --> 00:07:19.669 Running into me at the grocery store 102 00:07:19.704 --> 00:07:21.165 does not count as a date. 103 00:07:21.200 --> 00:07:23.398 Neither does auditing my photography class. 104 00:07:23.433 --> 00:07:24.267 Why are you doing this? 105 00:07:24.302 --> 00:07:26.940 Because I'm married and uninterested. 106 00:07:26.975 --> 00:07:29.712 -Why can't you two process this? -Because Ted's a loser. 107 00:07:29.747 --> 00:07:31.912 Crystal, what have I ever done to you? 108 00:07:32.409 --> 00:07:33.551 You're a loser. 109 00:07:33.586 --> 00:07:36.411 Laura, I'm not gonna beg. I'm giving you a chance here. 110 00:07:36.446 --> 00:07:39.282 HOWL: When your mama told me that you and Ted... 111 00:07:39.317 --> 00:07:41.119 Ted, that will be a great time to fight for us. 112 00:07:41.154 --> 00:07:44.287 That was my chance to prove my quality. 113 00:07:44.663 --> 00:07:46.091 And I did. 114 00:07:46.126 --> 00:07:51.228 Uh, him? Fight like, fight him? Uh, physical with our fists? 115 00:07:54.838 --> 00:07:57.201 Okay, finish your drink. 116 00:08:02.472 --> 00:08:05.110 -Let's do this, Tracy. -Don't call me that. 117 00:08:05.145 --> 00:08:06.947 I'm gonna fight you, Trace. 118 00:08:06.982 --> 00:08:09.719 I feel like my face is falling off. 119 00:08:09.754 --> 00:08:12.051 Don't get into a fight you can't win. 120 00:08:12.086 --> 00:08:14.185 That's what I've been trying to say this whole time. 121 00:08:14.220 --> 00:08:16.451 Come on, sis. Get your husband home. 122 00:08:16.486 --> 00:08:19.058 Can't believe I'm related to you yahoos. 123 00:08:19.599 --> 00:08:20.565 Oh! 124 00:08:23.801 --> 00:08:26.164 So how'd I do for my first fight? 125 00:08:26.199 --> 00:08:27.902 -Well... - 126 00:08:27.937 --> 00:08:30.366 It's the thought that counts, right? 127 00:08:34.108 --> 00:08:36.207 -Okay, okay, okay. 128 00:08:37.408 --> 00:08:40.310 - 129 00:09:55.189 --> 00:09:58.663 Hey, uh, is there a gas station in town? 130 00:09:59.259 --> 00:10:00.159 Yep. 131 00:10:03.527 --> 00:10:05.703 Okay, thanks. 132 00:10:15.913 --> 00:10:17.110 Thanks. 133 00:10:20.720 --> 00:10:21.653 Ah, right. 134 00:10:25.582 --> 00:10:27.483 -Keep the change. -Yep. 135 00:11:15.907 --> 00:11:17.742 What is happening? 136 00:11:18.536 --> 00:11:20.107 You mind try... 137 00:11:20.373 --> 00:11:21.878 Oh! 138 00:11:21.913 --> 00:11:24.474 Must have sexted right off. 139 00:11:32.088 --> 00:11:35.287 I feel like we could go anywhere... 140 00:11:36.422 --> 00:11:37.553 do anything. 141 00:11:38.897 --> 00:11:40.325 We're just sort of here. 142 00:11:43.231 --> 00:11:45.132 We never should have left Chicago. 143 00:11:45.167 --> 00:11:47.101 You said you needed your family. 144 00:11:47.136 --> 00:11:49.202 No, we did that for you. 145 00:11:49.809 --> 00:11:52.271 You needed a change. 146 00:11:52.306 --> 00:11:55.076 I thought that being near my family would be good for us. 147 00:11:57.080 --> 00:11:59.344 They're just weirder than I remember. 148 00:11:59.379 --> 00:12:03.249 Oh, they're just as weird as I remember. 149 00:12:03.284 --> 00:12:06.923 We can go back, we'll just find a bag full of cash 150 00:12:06.958 --> 00:12:09.288 and voila, we're Chicagoians again. 151 00:12:15.164 --> 00:12:16.834 You're stagnating again. 152 00:12:18.629 --> 00:12:20.805 Well, leaving is not gonna fix anything. 153 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:22.235 We just got back together. 154 00:12:22.270 --> 00:12:25.601 Maybe. Maybe not. I just... 155 00:12:25.636 --> 00:12:27.207 At least, we're trying. 156 00:12:28.375 --> 00:12:30.342 You're gonna get your way either way, aren't you? 157 00:12:30.377 --> 00:12:32.311 -I'll give you a chance. -Okay. 158 00:12:32.346 --> 00:12:35.050 Let's take us out of the equation. 159 00:12:35.085 --> 00:12:37.052 Let the Gods decide. 160 00:12:37.087 --> 00:12:38.922 Heads, we leave. Tails, we stay. 161 00:12:38.957 --> 00:12:41.551 Uh, I thought I was the one that got us into trouble. 162 00:12:41.586 --> 00:12:42.618 Not anymore. 163 00:12:44.028 --> 00:12:45.390 I have a vision for who we can be. 164 00:12:45.425 --> 00:12:46.930 I need you to trust me. 165 00:12:46.965 --> 00:12:48.800 And not be half in and half out. 166 00:12:50.166 --> 00:12:51.935 Either you're in, 167 00:12:51.970 --> 00:12:53.365 or you're out. 168 00:12:54.698 --> 00:12:55.565 Flip the coin. 169 00:13:01.144 --> 00:13:02.110 Best two out of three. 170 00:13:02.145 --> 00:13:03.914 You're such a cheater. 171 00:13:06.182 --> 00:13:07.280 Okay, did I say best two out of three? 172 00:13:07.315 --> 00:13:08.743 -You did. -It all rides down... 173 00:13:08.778 --> 00:13:10.646 -This is the whole enchilada. -Okay. This is so much cheating. 174 00:13:10.681 --> 00:13:12.021 You realize that right? 175 00:13:12.056 --> 00:13:13.924 -And the champion of the world is... -So much...World champion. 176 00:13:13.959 --> 00:13:14.991 Okay. 177 00:13:15.026 --> 00:13:16.355 What? 178 00:13:16.390 --> 00:13:18.225 What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get? Show me! 179 00:13:18.260 --> 00:13:20.260 I win, I win... 180 00:13:29.942 --> 00:13:31.040 You wanna ride? 181 00:13:31.075 --> 00:13:33.911 Uh, no, I don't take rides from cheaters. 182 00:13:33.946 --> 00:13:36.848 I'm kidding. I some papers to grade. 183 00:13:36.883 --> 00:13:38.080 -But lunch? -Oh, yeah. 184 00:13:38.115 --> 00:13:39.774 -Okay. -You're buying. 185 00:13:42.922 --> 00:13:43.778 -Bye. -Bye. 186 00:13:49.786 --> 00:13:52.864 So after Anubis, this guy, the jackal, 187 00:13:52.899 --> 00:13:55.064 weighs your heart against the feather of truth. He... 188 00:15:05.103 --> 00:15:07.532 CRYSTAL: He's been doing the exact same thing for weeks, 189 00:15:07.567 --> 00:15:10.766 Carrying her ashes everywhere with him like a frickin weirdo. 190 00:15:11.604 --> 00:15:13.538 Something's got to be said. 191 00:15:13.573 --> 00:15:15.947 I'll go settle this right now. 192 00:15:15.982 --> 00:15:17.839 Get us all banned. 193 00:15:18.875 --> 00:15:19.808 I'll do it. 194 00:15:21.647 --> 00:15:24.450 MOMMA: We have a tradition in this family. 195 00:15:24.485 --> 00:15:27.288 You're dead daddy's Side has been here since 196 00:15:27.323 --> 00:15:28.718 before it was a state. 197 00:15:29.490 --> 00:15:31.622 Everyone is at the farm 198 00:15:31.657 --> 00:15:34.328 and that's where Laura will rest too. 199 00:15:35.562 --> 00:15:38.893 And Ted stole it from us 200 00:15:38.928 --> 00:15:40.037 He's a thief. 201 00:15:41.040 --> 00:15:43.667 I don't think you need to do with Mama wants. 202 00:15:43.702 --> 00:15:46.978 But I think you need to take this seriously. 203 00:15:47.013 --> 00:15:48.441 I am taking it seriously. 204 00:15:48.476 --> 00:15:49.475 No, you're not. 205 00:15:49.510 --> 00:15:51.147 How can you say that? 206 00:15:51.182 --> 00:15:54.777 You're stuck somewhere between dealing with it and not. 207 00:15:58.222 --> 00:15:59.782 Half in, half out, right? 208 00:16:02.325 --> 00:16:03.489 Hey, Ted. 209 00:16:05.856 --> 00:16:07.999 I'm worried about what's happening to you. 210 00:16:08.859 --> 00:16:09.968 I don't need your worry. 211 00:16:10.795 --> 00:16:12.036 I need Laura. 212 00:16:15.470 --> 00:16:16.832 She's gone, man. 213 00:16:37.019 --> 00:16:38.689 What do you want, huh? 214 00:16:39.362 --> 00:16:40.460 What should I do now? 215 00:16:41.166 --> 00:16:42.198 Okay, you're dead, 216 00:16:42.233 --> 00:16:43.562 and I know that. 217 00:16:43.597 --> 00:16:45.762 I know that it's on, uh 218 00:16:48.338 --> 00:16:49.568 talking to myself. 219 00:16:54.410 --> 00:16:55.871 No, I'm talking to you. 220 00:16:55.906 --> 00:16:56.839 No. 221 00:17:07.423 --> 00:17:10.457 God Grant was right, I'm... 222 00:17:12.923 --> 00:17:14.164 I'm losing it. 223 00:18:01.906 --> 00:18:02.773 What? 224 00:18:04.579 --> 00:18:06.073 HOWL: Crystal, I got 'em. 225 00:18:07.043 --> 00:18:08.185 You tell your mama. 226 00:18:08.220 --> 00:18:10.044 -Meet you at the well. - Okay. 227 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:11.045 Hurry up. 228 00:18:14.193 --> 00:18:16.259 BETH: What do you mean someone stole your sister? 229 00:18:16.294 --> 00:18:17.293 I thought she was dead? 230 00:18:17.328 --> 00:18:18.987 GRANT: I mean, her ashes. 231 00:18:19.022 --> 00:18:19.889 That makes more sense. 232 00:18:19.924 --> 00:18:21.132 Just let me know if you hear anything. 233 00:18:21.167 --> 00:18:22.991 -Okay Beth? - Of course, we'll let you know 234 00:18:23.026 --> 00:18:25.895 Look, I know that what I've been doing 235 00:18:25.930 --> 00:18:29.272 and how I've been behaving is been not normal. 236 00:18:30.308 --> 00:18:32.770 But, I need some help here, man. 237 00:18:34.906 --> 00:18:36.576 Where is she? 238 00:18:38.140 --> 00:18:39.249 I think I know. 239 00:18:39.845 --> 00:18:40.844 Come on. 240 00:18:40.879 --> 00:18:46.080 Hey, Grant, uh, I've been seeing her, 241 00:18:47.292 --> 00:18:51.855 Laura, and I talk to her. 242 00:18:54.464 --> 00:18:55.892 That's not the way the world works. 243 00:18:55.927 --> 00:18:57.168 Yeah. 244 00:18:57.203 --> 00:19:00.303 Yeah, but it feels real. 245 00:19:04.001 --> 00:19:07.970 You're just sad right now and under a lot of stress. 246 00:19:10.348 --> 00:19:11.908 Yeah. Yeah, that makes more sense. 247 00:19:13.516 --> 00:19:17.617 body fail 248 00:19:21.260 --> 00:19:25.526 this mortal vail 249 00:19:39.773 --> 00:19:44.545 Hallelujah 250 00:19:48.749 --> 00:19:52.784 to ease our pain 251 00:19:56.757 --> 00:20:00.627 All again 252 00:20:14.775 --> 00:20:19.580 Hallelujah 253 00:20:28.393 --> 00:20:29.623 That's Laura's 254 00:20:31.187 --> 00:20:33.187 What else do you plan on stealing from me today? 255 00:20:33.794 --> 00:20:35.563 MOMMA: Stop, both of you. 256 00:20:35.598 --> 00:20:36.927 She's gone. 257 00:20:36.962 --> 00:20:40.568 We've got to do what we need to do to put her to rest 258 00:20:40.603 --> 00:20:41.965 and move on. 259 00:20:46.345 --> 00:20:47.278 Join us, Ted. 260 00:20:48.545 --> 00:20:50.105 It's what Laura would have wanted. 261 00:20:52.450 --> 00:20:56.650 I use this to hold letters Laura sent me when you were in Chicago. 262 00:21:11.535 --> 00:21:13.964 You got me and your daddy. 263 00:21:13.999 --> 00:21:17.308 God rest his soul's worst traits 264 00:21:18.674 --> 00:21:20.872 Stubbornness and smarts. 265 00:21:23.140 --> 00:21:24.744 But we loved you. 266 00:21:29.421 --> 00:21:30.354 ALL: Amen. 267 00:21:36.285 --> 00:21:38.252 HOWL: I'm not good at this sort of thing 268 00:21:40.531 --> 00:21:41.464 No. 269 00:21:42.665 --> 00:21:43.895 ALL: Amen. 270 00:21:49.804 --> 00:21:52.706 We fought last time we saw each other 271 00:21:55.381 --> 00:21:58.272 I was always hoping for that moment where 272 00:21:59.814 --> 00:22:01.979 we'd get each other 273 00:22:03.554 --> 00:22:05.147 And we'd be friends again. 274 00:22:05.754 --> 00:22:07.083 Like, when we were kids 275 00:22:11.529 --> 00:22:12.891 -Amen. -ALL: Amen. 276 00:22:14.532 --> 00:22:15.762 I'm just glad that 277 00:22:16.765 --> 00:22:19.766 we can all be here together for this 278 00:22:21.033 --> 00:22:25.772 Lord, our savior and protector 279 00:22:26.874 --> 00:22:30.942 has you back in his loving bosom. 280 00:22:31.681 --> 00:22:33.241 If we're lucky enough 281 00:22:34.651 --> 00:22:37.751 we will be with you soon. 282 00:22:42.318 --> 00:22:43.394 Amen. 283 00:22:45.596 --> 00:22:47.189 Thank you, Percy. 284 00:22:51.899 --> 00:22:53.536 I don't think I'm ready to say goodbye. 285 00:22:58.169 --> 00:23:02.303 I don't know, how to handle you... 286 00:23:04.406 --> 00:23:06.076 you actually being gone. 287 00:23:07.684 --> 00:23:09.145 Just doesn't feel right. 288 00:23:11.622 --> 00:23:13.820 I can make it right this time. 289 00:23:15.120 --> 00:23:17.153 I can get us out of trouble, I swear. 290 00:23:20.158 --> 00:23:21.289 Amen. 291 00:23:39.716 --> 00:23:40.715 I have to set her free. 292 00:23:40.750 --> 00:23:42.981 She told me Chicago is the answer. 293 00:23:43.016 --> 00:23:44.719 -Bullshit -she did. 294 00:23:44.754 --> 00:23:45.984 -When? -That's it, just now 295 00:23:46.019 --> 00:23:47.590 I saw her, it's like a vision. 296 00:23:47.625 --> 00:23:49.251 What, like as a ghost? 297 00:23:50.727 --> 00:23:52.628 I mean, you so completely... 298 00:23:52.663 --> 00:23:53.563 Give it to me! 299 00:23:54.060 --> 00:23:55.961 Hey, It's his wife. 300 00:23:55.996 --> 00:23:57.358 Just let him go. 301 00:24:00.869 --> 00:24:02.000 What! 302 00:24:53.625 --> 00:24:54.855 I don't accept your apology. 303 00:24:54.890 --> 00:24:56.483 You want to know why Because you're the one that brought him 304 00:24:56.518 --> 00:24:57.957 over here and this would have happened 305 00:24:57.992 --> 00:24:59.090 if you didn't do that, Grant. 306 00:24:59.125 --> 00:25:00.564 And why are you walking away from me? 307 00:25:00.599 --> 00:25:01.928 I'm speaking to you. 308 00:25:01.963 --> 00:25:03.061 Listen, calm down. 309 00:25:03.096 --> 00:25:04.766 That is literally the worst thing 310 00:25:04.801 --> 00:25:06.130 that he could have ever said to me. 311 00:25:07.067 --> 00:25:08.605 What are you doing here? 312 00:25:13.678 --> 00:25:14.710 I can't swim. 313 00:25:14.745 --> 00:25:15.744 Unbelievable. 314 00:25:15.779 --> 00:25:16.943 Wow. 315 00:25:17.913 --> 00:25:20.012 What now? Huh? 316 00:25:20.047 --> 00:25:21.475 Just let it go, Okay? 317 00:25:21.510 --> 00:25:23.521 The cars. The cars! 318 00:26:10.999 --> 00:26:12.427 I want to report a stolen car. 319 00:26:13.034 --> 00:26:14.396 You know who stole it? 320 00:26:14.431 --> 00:26:15.265 Radio it in. 321 00:26:15.300 --> 00:26:17.366 He just told you where he was going. 322 00:26:22.945 --> 00:26:24.076 Don't look at me. 323 00:26:29.347 --> 00:26:30.786 Theft. 324 00:26:30.821 --> 00:26:32.854 Get a stolen Dodge RAM truck. 325 00:26:32.889 --> 00:26:34.284 Color red. 326 00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:35.659 Good amount of rust on it. 327 00:26:36.486 --> 00:26:37.452 Tag number. 328 00:26:38.697 --> 00:26:41.126 How am I supposed to know the goddamn license plate 329 00:26:41.161 --> 00:26:43.029 to my own truck off the top of my head? 330 00:26:46.001 --> 00:26:47.638 It's Howl's truck. 331 00:26:47.673 --> 00:26:48.969 Ted stole it. 332 00:26:49.004 --> 00:26:50.839 You still looking for ashes in? 333 00:26:50.874 --> 00:26:51.807 No. 334 00:26:53.910 --> 00:26:56.042 Well, yes. 335 00:26:57.947 --> 00:26:59.309 We've got to get her back. 336 00:27:03.282 --> 00:27:04.413 Not you. 337 00:27:06.582 --> 00:27:07.724 Yes, Momma. 338 00:27:39.956 --> 00:27:41.857 You got a quarter? 339 00:27:41.892 --> 00:27:43.221 Lighten this place up a bit, huh? 340 00:27:47.062 --> 00:27:48.193 Yeah. 341 00:27:51.462 --> 00:27:52.593 Coming, okay. 342 00:28:56.065 --> 00:28:57.361 Best two out of three. 343 00:28:57.759 --> 00:28:59.132 You're on. 344 00:28:59.167 --> 00:29:00.562 : Ro Sham Bo 345 00:29:02.038 --> 00:29:04.038 Scissors two times in a row. 346 00:29:04.073 --> 00:29:06.634 And it's all tied up. 347 00:29:06.669 --> 00:29:11.309 Headed into the Universal World championship of 348 00:29:11.344 --> 00:29:15.753 Who will fill out the paperwork this time? 349 00:29:18.956 --> 00:29:20.285 BOTH: Ro, sham, bo. 350 00:29:20.320 --> 00:29:22.419 Oh, and he's done it 351 00:29:22.454 --> 00:29:25.356 The incredibly risky strikes 352 00:29:25.391 --> 00:29:29.030 Scissor strategy has won it 353 00:29:32.002 --> 00:29:34.299 He takes home the cup. 354 00:29:34.334 --> 00:29:36.763 Yeah, a cup of piss. 355 00:29:36.798 --> 00:29:37.841 My piss. 356 00:29:38.877 --> 00:29:39.909 This isn't fair. 357 00:29:44.575 --> 00:29:46.575 And he forgot his ticket book. 358 00:29:50.317 --> 00:29:51.822 Forgot my ticket book. 359 00:29:57.456 --> 00:29:59.995 There you go. Now it's easy. 360 00:30:13.505 --> 00:30:17.771 Seem to break 361 00:30:17.806 --> 00:30:24.646 of soul of our hearts with a hasty word 362 00:30:24.681 --> 00:30:29.057 to recall, honey child 363 00:30:29.092 --> 00:30:33.160 Honey doll, honey-pie 364 00:30:35.164 --> 00:30:41.399 if this here boy done broke your heart last night 365 00:30:41.434 --> 00:30:45.766 honey baby, honey doll, honey-pie 366 00:30:45.801 --> 00:30:51.849 the most of all 367 00:31:01.058 --> 00:31:01.991 Shoot for it? 368 00:31:26.347 --> 00:31:29.249 Hurt at all 369 00:31:29.284 --> 00:31:35.519 the sweetest rose 370 00:31:35.554 --> 00:31:38.819 the petals fall 371 00:31:38.854 --> 00:31:44.968 the kindest heart 372 00:31:45.003 --> 00:31:48.796 you can't recall 373 00:31:48.831 --> 00:31:54.736 Your heart last night 374 00:31:54.771 --> 00:31:57.805 most of all 375 00:32:23.635 --> 00:32:26.141 Any idea who owns the pickup truck out front? 376 00:32:27.342 --> 00:32:28.473 Yep. 377 00:32:33.315 --> 00:32:35.348 WOMAN: Well, hello again. 378 00:32:35.383 --> 00:32:37.020 It's your first time running from the cops? 379 00:32:37.055 --> 00:32:39.187 I'm not a 100% sure they're chasing me. 380 00:32:42.390 --> 00:32:44.687 -Sir? -Oh, they're chasing you. 381 00:32:45.195 --> 00:32:47.822 Question is, why? 382 00:32:47.857 --> 00:32:51.067 My wife, she died. 383 00:32:51.102 --> 00:32:53.201 And I have to scatter her ashes. 384 00:32:53.236 --> 00:32:54.730 POLICEMAN: Sir? 385 00:32:55.931 --> 00:32:59.042 -What's the hurry? -Her family has other plans. 386 00:32:59.077 --> 00:33:00.978 Sir? Ma'am? 387 00:33:01.937 --> 00:33:03.211 -Get in. -Yeah. 388 00:33:06.051 --> 00:33:07.974 -I'm Amber. -Sir? 389 00:33:08.009 --> 00:33:09.019 It goes there. 390 00:33:12.090 --> 00:33:14.156 Jesus Christ, why is it full of acorns? 391 00:33:49.952 --> 00:33:51.193 That's Sam. 392 00:33:53.329 --> 00:33:54.625 He's gone, too. 393 00:33:55.925 --> 00:33:59.861 You know, I saw you at the bar, I knew we were connected. 394 00:34:01.139 --> 00:34:02.171 Fellow travelers 395 00:34:06.639 --> 00:34:08.606 I'm supposed be on my way. 396 00:34:08.641 --> 00:34:11.906 Oh, sure. I mean, you could totally do that. 397 00:34:11.941 --> 00:34:15.514 Totally could. But, here's what I'm thinking. 398 00:34:15.549 --> 00:34:21.223 I'll make us some dinner. Okay. A couple of these and then first thing tomorrow, Heathrow. 399 00:34:23.590 --> 00:34:28.494 Yeah, that's really nice, but I'm going to Chicago. 400 00:34:28.529 --> 00:34:31.629 AMBER: Okay. Well then, how about Des Moines? 401 00:34:32.434 --> 00:34:34.071 That's still a long way. 402 00:34:35.536 --> 00:34:38.636 What? No one knows you're here. 403 00:34:38.671 --> 00:34:41.210 You could take one night to rest. It'll be fun. 404 00:34:42.444 --> 00:34:43.608 -Uh. -AMBER: Come on. 405 00:34:45.612 --> 00:34:46.941 -Yeah? -AMBER: Yeah. 406 00:34:48.351 --> 00:34:49.218 Okay. 407 00:35:01.166 --> 00:35:04.827 I mean, it don't... don't hurt now, I guess. 408 00:35:45.166 --> 00:35:47.771 TED: It is believed that a portion of the dead pharaoh's spirit 409 00:35:47.806 --> 00:35:50.213 was left behind after death. 410 00:35:50.248 --> 00:35:54.448 That portion is called the Ka, which is ridiculous, 411 00:35:54.483 --> 00:35:57.385 because when you're dead, you're gone. 412 00:35:57.420 --> 00:36:02.148 It's also believed, wrongly that that spirit needed proper care. 413 00:36:02.183 --> 00:36:04.755 So that the dead Pharaoh could continue his rule 414 00:36:04.790 --> 00:36:07.087 over the dead in the afterlife. 415 00:36:09.190 --> 00:36:10.365 Afterlife... 416 00:36:15.273 --> 00:36:16.206 All this. 417 00:36:19.574 --> 00:36:22.608 When really, the only afterlife is, 418 00:36:22.643 --> 00:36:24.412 is those of us who are left behind. 419 00:36:26.680 --> 00:36:29.219 When really, the only 420 00:36:30.717 --> 00:36:32.079 afterlife is, 421 00:36:38.956 --> 00:36:42.925 Good job today. You can go now and finals are next week. 422 00:37:00.241 --> 00:37:02.109 I love you. 423 00:37:03.651 --> 00:37:05.222 I love you too, man, 424 00:37:07.556 --> 00:37:09.182 I said I love juice. 425 00:37:10.823 --> 00:37:12.427 Yeah, me too, man. 426 00:37:23.605 --> 00:37:25.539 Well, the keys are missing. 427 00:37:25.574 --> 00:37:31.314 So, I walk into the bar and there's this guy dancing like a weirdo. 428 00:37:31.349 --> 00:37:36.715 And then he looks at me directly into my eyes and he runs out of the place. 429 00:37:36.750 --> 00:37:38.211 I mean, that's weird, right? 430 00:37:38.246 --> 00:37:40.752 -Even for this town, -Sounds like Ted. 431 00:37:40.787 --> 00:37:42.292 You hear what I said? The keys are missing. 432 00:37:42.327 --> 00:37:45.361 Dingus here forgets the plates to the getaway car. 433 00:37:45.396 --> 00:37:47.429 -I'm really sorry about that. -Hey, the forms. 434 00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:51.631 -Best two or three. -Winner takes all, one go. 435 00:37:51.666 --> 00:37:53.094 Go, game, four. -Yes. 436 00:37:53.129 --> 00:37:54.062 Damn it. 437 00:37:54.097 --> 00:37:55.965 I got some forms for you guys to fill out. 438 00:37:56.000 --> 00:37:57.835 The keys are missing. 439 00:37:57.870 --> 00:37:59.441 Fill em out your own damn self. 440 00:38:07.011 --> 00:38:09.286 So, why all the way to Chicago? 441 00:38:11.279 --> 00:38:17.327 Well, when I was a grad student, I studied anthropology, and we loved going to the field museum. 442 00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:23.058 Our favorite thing to do was to go to this exhibit on ancient Egypt. 443 00:38:23.093 --> 00:38:25.929 -We'd go all the time. -We never made it there. 444 00:38:26.767 --> 00:38:28.899 Oh, you should... It's beautiful. 445 00:38:29.836 --> 00:38:34.201 Yeah, they have these machines there. 446 00:38:34.236 --> 00:38:37.644 I don't know if they have them anymore, but they did. 447 00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:39.811 The Mold-o-Rama. 448 00:38:39.846 --> 00:38:43.177 It's this plastic injection molded figurine 449 00:38:43.212 --> 00:38:47.181 for dinosaurs, and we just loved them. 450 00:38:49.152 --> 00:38:52.791 So, yeah, I'm going there to scatter her. 451 00:38:55.499 --> 00:38:57.928 -Her ashes at the museum? -Mhm. 452 00:38:59.228 --> 00:39:02.328 They probably don't let you scatter ashes at the museum. 453 00:39:02.363 --> 00:39:08.037 -I mean, probably not. -Yeah, I know, probably not. 454 00:39:09.777 --> 00:39:12.074 I guess I'm not really sure what I'm doing. 455 00:39:13.616 --> 00:39:17.981 Yeah, I bet. What with you being new to crime and all that. 456 00:39:18.885 --> 00:39:22.051 -I normally don't do this. -Do what? 457 00:39:23.923 --> 00:39:29.124 This, or anything, I guess. 458 00:40:21.277 --> 00:40:26.280 We used to build statues, to heroism and victory and death. 459 00:40:27.690 --> 00:40:30.427 It's so romantic, don't you think? 460 00:40:33.597 --> 00:40:35.432 Yes, beautiful. 461 00:40:36.567 --> 00:40:38.325 And everlasting. 462 00:40:39.933 --> 00:40:42.439 Death used to be so audacious. 463 00:40:43.541 --> 00:40:47.939 Nothing says, "I was here," like a monument. 464 00:40:47.974 --> 00:40:49.303 Yeah, but where would you put it? 465 00:40:50.141 --> 00:40:53.945 Just the idea of it, you know. 466 00:40:53.980 --> 00:40:56.453 If you can't make a statement with your death, then 467 00:40:57.720 --> 00:40:59.049 what did your life mean? 468 00:41:00.052 --> 00:41:01.557 Wait, are you asking me? 469 00:41:03.451 --> 00:41:06.254 No, I'm asking this guy. 470 00:41:08.764 --> 00:41:11.127 I'm not sure we can wait for a response. 471 00:41:12.702 --> 00:41:15.098 Museum is closing. Let's go home. 472 00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:17.738 Home is nice. 473 00:41:17.773 --> 00:41:20.972 Home is nice. But, this is nicer. 474 00:41:45.966 --> 00:41:47.229 Amber? 475 00:42:37.380 --> 00:42:40.150 What is this? What are you doing? 476 00:42:40.185 --> 00:42:42.988 -Hey, stop. -I'm doing this for you, Ted. 477 00:42:43.023 --> 00:42:46.420 You said so yourself. You need to get over her. 478 00:42:46.455 --> 00:42:48.389 I'm not ready. This isn't right. 479 00:42:48.424 --> 00:42:52.393 Nothing needs to change. And we could all be so happy here. 480 00:42:52.428 --> 00:42:53.834 That's not what she wanted. 481 00:43:00.106 --> 00:43:02.711 You have no idea what she wanted 482 00:43:04.308 --> 00:43:06.682 You weren't even with her when she died. 483 00:43:07.982 --> 00:43:10.851 I held Sam's hand as he left me. 484 00:43:12.723 --> 00:43:16.692 You're feeling guilty 'cause you weren't there for her. 485 00:43:22.997 --> 00:43:25.800 You could stay here with me. 486 00:43:32.875 --> 00:43:35.172 Maybe, she's right. 487 00:43:36.978 --> 00:43:39.440 No, it can't be here. 488 00:43:41.246 --> 00:43:44.214 This is not right. 489 00:43:47.615 --> 00:43:48.625 I have to keep going. 490 00:44:42.637 --> 00:44:46.276 Hot. Diggity. Dog. 491 00:44:50.051 --> 00:44:51.347 Oh shit. 492 00:44:53.516 --> 00:44:55.054 Need a ride? 493 00:44:55.089 --> 00:44:57.320 No, thanks. I'm just gonna... 494 00:45:37.758 --> 00:45:40.132 Laura told me all about you, Teddy boy. 495 00:45:40.167 --> 00:45:43.003 -Oh, yeah, Tracy? -Don't call me that. 496 00:45:49.242 --> 00:45:52.881 Why don't you get together with Crystal? You two are perfectly made for each other. 497 00:45:52.916 --> 00:45:56.852 -Don't change the subject. -I'm not. It's perfectly on topic. 498 00:45:56.887 --> 00:46:00.680 -I'm not going to let you trick me. -I'm not trying to trick you. 499 00:46:01.782 --> 00:46:03.320 I want you to be happy. 500 00:46:03.355 --> 00:46:06.653 How dumb do you think I am? 501 00:46:06.688 --> 00:46:09.491 I'm assuming that's a rhetorical question. 502 00:46:20.339 --> 00:46:24.770 If Laura talked about us so much you'd know how important Chicago is. 503 00:46:24.805 --> 00:46:28.213 HOWL: She talked about how you couldn't handle getting fired... 504 00:46:28.248 --> 00:46:33.284 from your cush teaching gig, melted down, moved to Colorado. 505 00:46:34.287 --> 00:46:37.486 Her family loves me, not you. 506 00:46:37.521 --> 00:46:40.830 Because all you do is screw things up. 507 00:46:40.865 --> 00:46:44.493 You know what? I don't even care about her ashes anymore. 508 00:46:44.528 --> 00:46:48.761 I'm just here to beat you because Laura deserved better. 509 00:46:48.796 --> 00:46:50.466 God damn it, Tracy, 510 00:46:51.172 --> 00:46:52.732 Oh, shit. 511 00:48:23.968 --> 00:48:27.970 Hi. I think I got lost. 512 00:48:32.009 --> 00:48:35.670 Uh... is that the highway? 513 00:48:36.739 --> 00:48:40.576 Highway was moved... years ago. 514 00:48:40.611 --> 00:48:43.744 It's 15 minutes' walk now or 4 if you drive. 515 00:48:44.615 --> 00:48:47.022 -That way? -That way. 516 00:48:47.057 --> 00:48:49.420 No, no, it's that way. 517 00:48:50.489 --> 00:48:53.754 -Wasn't that where Fox's is? -No, that's that way. 518 00:48:54.196 --> 00:48:56.592 Oh. Uh, yeah. 519 00:48:57.727 --> 00:48:59.562 Wh... Where's Des Moines? 520 00:48:59.597 --> 00:49:00.794 -That way. -This way. 521 00:49:03.733 --> 00:49:06.701 -So east is... -That's west. 522 00:49:08.969 --> 00:49:10.375 So, I need to go... 523 00:49:10.410 --> 00:49:11.981 MAN: Has it always been that way? 524 00:49:12.016 --> 00:49:14.082 WOMAN: That's why they put the highway over there. 525 00:49:14.117 --> 00:49:15.578 Huh. 526 00:49:15.613 --> 00:49:19.549 This area is a puzzle. 527 00:49:40.341 --> 00:49:42.638 -Is it you? -It is. 528 00:49:43.872 --> 00:49:45.443 You're not... You're not dead? 529 00:49:45.478 --> 00:49:49.480 Uh, no, Ted, but you got beat up again. 530 00:49:49.515 --> 00:49:50.943 Am I dreaming? 531 00:49:50.978 --> 00:49:53.583 You're not dreaming. Me, yes, dead. 532 00:49:54.916 --> 00:49:57.620 What are you? Are you... Are you like a ghost or something? 533 00:49:57.655 --> 00:50:00.491 Wow. That's like asking a fish, "How's the water?" 534 00:50:00.526 --> 00:50:01.888 -Huh? 535 00:50:01.923 --> 00:50:04.957 -Well, fish doesn't see water. -Do we know that? 536 00:50:04.992 --> 00:50:08.103 I don't know the rules, Ted. I... I don't know how. 537 00:50:08.138 --> 00:50:09.599 How... How doesn't matter? 538 00:50:09.634 --> 00:50:13.207 -Why? Why matters. -Why are you here? Why are you back? 539 00:50:14.342 --> 00:50:18.542 -I'm not sure. Where am I? -Nebraska. 540 00:50:18.577 --> 00:50:21.050 No, we're, uh, in Iowa. 541 00:50:21.085 --> 00:50:23.778 You know what, I'm not 100% on that either. 542 00:50:23.813 --> 00:50:26.946 But where am I? Like, me. 543 00:50:27.751 --> 00:50:29.850 Lost. 544 00:50:29.885 --> 00:50:33.623 Well, partner, I guess I'm here to help you get me back. 545 00:50:36.331 --> 00:50:37.990 You need to hail this car. 546 00:50:38.025 --> 00:50:40.399 Hey, this car, right now. Stick your hand up. 547 00:50:40.434 --> 00:50:44.304 -Come on. They can't see me. -Oh, I missed you so much. 548 00:50:44.339 --> 00:50:47.373 -LAURA: They can't see me. -TED: Oh. 549 00:50:47.408 --> 00:50:48.869 LAURA: That was our ride. 550 00:50:52.512 --> 00:50:53.676 Come on. 551 00:50:56.582 --> 00:50:58.681 Hello. Thank you for stopping. 552 00:50:58.716 --> 00:51:00.122 -Where you headed? -Uh... 553 00:51:00.157 --> 00:51:02.916 Whoa, man. What happened to your face? 554 00:51:02.951 --> 00:51:05.050 Cool. -LAURA: You should see the other guy? 555 00:51:05.085 --> 00:51:08.262 -Hey, shut up! -LAURA: They can't see me. 556 00:51:09.991 --> 00:51:13.531 -I see that. -So, you headed west? 557 00:51:13.566 --> 00:51:15.467 -Where are we headed? -West. 558 00:51:15.502 --> 00:51:16.963 And remember, no one else can see me. 559 00:51:16.998 --> 00:51:18.701 But, wait, don't we... We don't want to go east? 560 00:51:18.736 --> 00:51:20.868 LAURA: I do not think Howl would go east. 561 00:51:20.903 --> 00:51:22.540 Plus, we need to be sensitive to the fact that 562 00:51:22.575 --> 00:51:24.146 -no one else can see me. -No one else can see you. 563 00:51:24.181 --> 00:51:29.184 -Right. Um... West is best. -ALL: Great. 564 00:51:29.219 --> 00:51:30.680 Huh. 565 00:51:33.619 --> 00:51:35.047 So, what happened? 566 00:51:35.082 --> 00:51:38.292 Uh... I got into a fight with my dead wife's boyfriend. 567 00:51:38.327 --> 00:51:39.425 Oh, he's not my boyfriend. 568 00:51:41.891 --> 00:51:46.333 Boyfriend, yeah 569 00:51:47.633 --> 00:51:48.830 What's happening? 570 00:51:48.865 --> 00:51:50.766 What's happening? 571 00:51:53.705 --> 00:51:56.068 -Is this the only way? 572 00:52:00.184 --> 00:52:03.449 Are you guys gonna sing everything that I say? 573 00:52:05.981 --> 00:52:08.883 Oh, I think there's a store coming up that we need to stop at. 574 00:52:08.918 --> 00:52:09.917 Uh, why? 575 00:52:09.952 --> 00:52:11.985 Well, I'm sort of just winging this right now. 576 00:52:12.020 --> 00:52:12.953 Well, you do it. 577 00:52:12.988 --> 00:52:15.659 I can't. I have to operate through you. 578 00:52:15.694 --> 00:52:17.430 So, you know, you have to do what I say. 579 00:52:17.465 --> 00:52:19.168 Just no jokes, no commentary. 580 00:52:19.203 --> 00:52:20.092 -Just do. -Okay. 581 00:52:20.127 --> 00:52:23.029 Uh, hey, guys, there's a store coming up. 582 00:52:23.064 --> 00:52:24.404 Uh, I think we should stop at it. 583 00:52:24.439 --> 00:52:25.867 We're running out of Band Aids. 584 00:52:25.902 --> 00:52:29.772 To get bandages for... 585 00:52:30.445 --> 00:52:31.675 Wait, what's your name? 586 00:52:36.286 --> 00:52:37.483 Ted. 587 00:52:46.054 --> 00:52:46.987 Hey. 588 00:52:56.504 --> 00:52:59.802 So how did it... How did it happen? 589 00:53:00.706 --> 00:53:01.771 How'd I die? 590 00:53:03.313 --> 00:53:06.105 -I was driving along, enjoying my music. - 591 00:53:06.140 --> 00:53:08.074 I noticed there was a fly in the car. 592 00:53:08.945 --> 00:53:10.780 I tried to get it out. 593 00:53:10.815 --> 00:53:12.254 It flew to the window. 594 00:53:12.289 --> 00:53:14.487 I rolled down the window, it totally flew out, success! 595 00:53:14.522 --> 00:53:15.719 Yeah! Oh... 596 00:53:15.754 --> 00:53:17.083 Drove right off the road. 597 00:53:18.020 --> 00:53:21.725 Wow, that's so unsatisfying. 598 00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:23.023 Tell me about it. 599 00:53:23.696 --> 00:53:26.092 Buy this. Oh. 600 00:53:28.866 --> 00:53:30.305 You still have that quarter? 601 00:53:31.506 --> 00:53:32.769 No. 602 00:53:32.804 --> 00:53:34.606 You lost our special quarter. 603 00:53:34.641 --> 00:53:38.203 This crazy lady stole it from me and made me do this crazy dance. 604 00:53:38.238 --> 00:53:41.173 Oh. I don't know what to think about that. 605 00:53:41.208 --> 00:53:44.418 Things have just been really weird since I've seen you last. 606 00:53:46.917 --> 00:53:49.148 -That's stealing. -Is it? 607 00:53:51.185 --> 00:53:54.626 Hey, I've been so lost without you. 608 00:53:54.661 --> 00:53:58.124 -You were pretty lost with me. - 609 00:53:58.159 --> 00:54:01.226 What are we... What are we even doing here? 610 00:54:01.261 --> 00:54:02.469 Shopping. 611 00:54:02.504 --> 00:54:05.703 Okay. Can we just slow down? Can we just stop for a second. 612 00:54:05.738 --> 00:54:07.639 I... I never thought that I would see you again, 613 00:54:07.674 --> 00:54:09.344 and now, I see you again. 614 00:54:09.379 --> 00:54:13.678 And... I just want to tell you that I'm sorry. 615 00:54:13.713 --> 00:54:16.450 I appreciate the need to unburden your soul, 616 00:54:16.485 --> 00:54:19.288 but it feels like, again, that's become my problem. 617 00:54:19.323 --> 00:54:21.213 And now I'm stuck in this weird limbo, 618 00:54:21.248 --> 00:54:23.820 and I'm only here because you couldn't figure out what to do with my ashes. 619 00:54:23.855 --> 00:54:26.394 And... And now I'm lost. Or my ashes are anyway. 620 00:54:26.429 --> 00:54:28.220 And my whole family wants you arrested. 621 00:54:28.255 --> 00:54:30.992 Oh, um, I'm sorry about that, too, right now. 622 00:54:31.027 --> 00:54:33.995 I can't do anything with sorry. Action, Ted! 623 00:54:35.570 --> 00:54:36.866 Okay. 624 00:54:38.408 --> 00:54:40.771 Uh... action. 625 00:54:40.806 --> 00:54:42.773 Uh, so, what? What do you want me to do? 626 00:54:42.808 --> 00:54:44.841 -Pick one of these. -I pick that one. 627 00:54:47.208 --> 00:54:50.011 What's going on with this ensemble? 628 00:54:50.046 --> 00:54:51.386 Oh, yeah, the crazy lady. 629 00:54:51.421 --> 00:54:53.949 This is her... This is her dead husband's clothes. 630 00:54:55.117 --> 00:54:58.888 I told you, things have been really weird. 631 00:54:58.923 --> 00:55:02.859 Are you sure you're not a figment of my imagination or a projection of something? 632 00:55:02.894 --> 00:55:05.466 I don't feel like a figment of your imagination? 633 00:55:05.501 --> 00:55:06.764 I feel real. 634 00:55:06.799 --> 00:55:08.634 I mean, as real as a ghost can be. 635 00:55:08.669 --> 00:55:11.098 A ghost that only you can see. No. 636 00:55:11.133 --> 00:55:14.266 -How do you know? -Do you know where my ashes are? 637 00:55:15.137 --> 00:55:17.379 Howl has 'em. It's the best I got. 638 00:55:17.414 --> 00:55:19.172 So that proves it. 639 00:55:19.207 --> 00:55:20.877 Because there are things I know, like what we have to do 640 00:55:20.912 --> 00:55:24.045 to get my ashes back, so I can't be a figment of your imagination, 641 00:55:24.080 --> 00:55:26.883 because that would be impossible. That's nice. 642 00:55:26.918 --> 00:55:28.082 Yeah, that would be 643 00:55:28.117 --> 00:55:30.392 the most impossiblest part of this situation. 644 00:55:32.022 --> 00:55:34.891 Also buy the lighter. It's the last thing, I promise. 645 00:55:35.531 --> 00:55:37.025 Fine. 646 00:55:37.060 --> 00:55:40.864 And also, buying this bouncy ball. 647 00:55:40.899 --> 00:55:43.405 -LAURA: Why? -Out of spite. 648 00:55:45.970 --> 00:55:47.607 He does that all the time. 649 00:55:47.642 --> 00:55:50.445 There's an abandoned drive-in movie theater three miles down the road. 650 00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:52.304 You need to get them to stop there for the night. 651 00:55:52.339 --> 00:55:55.945 -Uh, please fill me in here. -You said you would trust me. 652 00:55:55.980 --> 00:55:58.310 TED: There's an abandoned movie theater about three miles up the road. 653 00:55:58.345 --> 00:55:59.850 I think we should stop there for the night. 654 00:55:59.885 --> 00:56:02.017 Oh, my God. Are you going to kill us? 655 00:56:02.052 --> 00:56:04.789 -Am I supposed to murder them? -Unfortunately, no. 656 00:56:04.824 --> 00:56:07.088 Classic. Murdered by a hitchhiker. 657 00:56:07.123 --> 00:56:09.354 -Cool. -No, no murdering. 658 00:56:09.389 --> 00:56:11.664 We're just going to sleep there for the night 659 00:56:11.699 --> 00:56:15.833 -Make a fire, Sing some songs. -Make a fire, Sing some songs. 660 00:56:18.365 --> 00:56:19.969 Great. 661 00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:30.402 -I'm going to get some more wine. -Go ye, wood nymphs. 662 00:57:30.437 --> 00:57:34.340 -Gather kindling in yonder wood. - 663 00:57:34.375 --> 00:57:37.552 You know, you're a lot funnier now that you're dead, you know that. 664 00:57:37.587 --> 00:57:39.653 -Oh. 665 00:57:41.382 --> 00:57:43.217 You do realize I'm the one that's still getting us 666 00:57:43.252 --> 00:57:46.220 -out of trouble, right? -Mm. Made for each other. 667 00:57:59.642 --> 00:58:01.840 The lily-white boys 668 00:58:08.343 --> 00:58:12.378 Green grow the rushes, O 669 00:58:12.413 --> 00:58:16.822 Four for the gospel-makers 670 00:58:21.323 --> 00:58:23.389 The lily-white boys 671 00:58:36.470 --> 00:58:38.371 At your door 672 00:58:45.083 --> 00:58:47.182 The lily-white boys 673 00:58:59.966 --> 00:59:02.296 Proud walkers 674 00:59:02.331 --> 00:59:04.265 At your door 675 00:59:11.307 --> 00:59:13.307 The lily-white boys 676 01:00:37.525 --> 01:00:39.261 TED: So, what do we do now? 677 01:00:40.198 --> 01:00:42.671 Now you make a decoy of the ashes. 678 01:00:44.301 --> 01:00:46.103 That's why you had me buy that stuff. 679 01:00:46.138 --> 01:00:48.842 -Yes. -Why didn't you just tell me that? 680 01:00:48.877 --> 01:00:49.876 I don't know. 681 01:00:55.785 --> 01:00:59.149 Our last morning together, you said you wanted the gods to intervene. 682 01:00:59.184 --> 01:01:01.514 Perhaps I shouldn't have tempted fate. 683 01:01:01.549 --> 01:01:03.549 Do you think that we would have figured it out? 684 01:01:04.761 --> 01:01:06.222 If we had tried, maybe. 685 01:01:06.257 --> 01:01:08.224 -Were you gonna to try? -Yes. 686 01:01:08.259 --> 01:01:12.393 I just... I some... I let dumb shit get in the way sometimes. 687 01:01:12.428 --> 01:01:15.528 Would you have ever scattered me if Howl hadn't stolen them? 688 01:01:16.333 --> 01:01:18.663 Yeah, wh... When you died, 689 01:01:18.698 --> 01:01:20.973 I just wanted everything to stay the same. 690 01:01:21.008 --> 01:01:22.370 I wanted to have the same breakfast, 691 01:01:22.405 --> 01:01:24.636 the same lunch, the same dinner, 692 01:01:24.671 --> 01:01:27.243 and there's a part of me that still does. 693 01:01:28.246 --> 01:01:30.719 I'm worried that if I say good bye to you, 694 01:01:30.754 --> 01:01:33.854 and if I actually let you go, then... 695 01:01:33.889 --> 01:01:36.285 there's not going to be anything left of me either. 696 01:01:37.926 --> 01:01:40.520 I'm so alone and I'm miserable. 697 01:01:40.555 --> 01:01:41.587 Oh, good. 698 01:01:42.359 --> 01:01:44.865 -What? -He's going to breakfast 699 01:01:53.370 --> 01:01:56.844 -TED: Oh... good. -LAURA: Come on. 700 01:01:56.879 --> 01:01:57.845 TED: Oh... 701 01:01:59.145 --> 01:02:01.211 Hey, did you know that all along? 702 01:02:17.757 --> 01:02:18.723 Crap! 703 01:02:18.758 --> 01:02:20.164 How do we get in? 704 01:02:20.199 --> 01:02:21.396 Just try the handle. 705 01:02:22.267 --> 01:02:23.662 Do you have magic? 706 01:02:23.697 --> 01:02:24.938 What are you talking about? 707 01:02:24.973 --> 01:02:26.005 What are you talking about? 708 01:02:26.040 --> 01:02:27.336 This is basic motel security. 709 01:02:27.371 --> 01:02:30.273 The doors lock on their own. See! 710 01:02:32.508 --> 01:02:34.409 Howl has a weird relationship with locks. 711 01:03:45.548 --> 01:03:46.712 LAURA: We got to go. 712 01:03:48.254 --> 01:03:50.188 Ted, Howl's parking. 713 01:03:50.223 --> 01:03:51.156 Wait. Wait. 714 01:03:52.258 --> 01:03:54.555 So... this is it? 715 01:03:58.231 --> 01:03:59.626 I love you. 716 01:04:03.038 --> 01:04:04.598 Go out the window. 717 01:04:06.371 --> 01:04:07.502 Okay. 718 01:04:44.772 --> 01:04:46.838 -Yeah? -CRYSTAL: You ready to go? 719 01:04:46.873 --> 01:04:48.114 I'll leave in like, ten minutes. 720 01:04:48.809 --> 01:04:50.215 Did you already get breakfast? 721 01:04:50.250 --> 01:04:51.282 Yeah. 722 01:04:51.317 --> 01:04:53.482 Wow. Thanks for the invite. 723 01:04:53.517 --> 01:04:55.715 -Okay. Bye. - You know, I'm hungry... 724 01:05:21.479 --> 01:05:23.644 Uh, it's incredibly lucky. 725 01:05:38.100 --> 01:05:39.231 Look! 726 01:06:16.501 --> 01:06:18.732 I'm gonna wait you out, teddy boy. 727 01:06:18.767 --> 01:06:20.899 Yeah, well, I have all the time in the world 728 01:06:22.507 --> 01:06:25.442 You got ten minutes before you run out of gas. 729 01:06:36.587 --> 01:06:38.818 You win, Howl. 730 01:06:38.853 --> 01:06:41.128 Can we just end this. Please? 731 01:06:41.163 --> 01:06:42.327 Right here. 732 01:06:42.362 --> 01:06:43.394 Right now. 733 01:06:43.429 --> 01:06:45.066 Teddy, Come on. 734 01:06:45.101 --> 01:06:50.764 I am faster, stronger, better than you. 735 01:07:14.493 --> 01:07:15.624 What? 736 01:07:16.297 --> 01:07:17.263 I need a ride. 737 01:07:18.200 --> 01:07:19.133 Is there a problem? 738 01:07:19.168 --> 01:07:20.398 Says, he needs a ride. 739 01:07:20.433 --> 01:07:21.597 -Where? -How? 740 01:07:21.632 --> 01:07:22.961 We got what we came for. 741 01:07:22.996 --> 01:07:24.666 Did Ted steal your truck again? 742 01:07:24.701 --> 01:07:25.766 You're such a pain in the ass. 743 01:07:25.801 --> 01:07:26.932 Will you just give me the ride? 744 01:07:26.967 --> 01:07:28.571 Did he steal the ashes too? 745 01:07:28.606 --> 01:07:29.638 No, I have them right here. 746 01:07:29.673 --> 01:07:30.804 Ok, I don't understand. 747 01:07:30.839 --> 01:07:32.509 So, he took your truck, but not the ashes? 748 01:07:32.544 --> 01:07:33.642 Yeah, that's right, Crystal. 749 01:07:33.677 --> 01:07:34.841 Yeah, That doesn't make any sense. 750 01:07:34.876 --> 01:07:36.513 Well, maybe he gave up. 751 01:07:36.548 --> 01:07:38.350 Crystal will drive you. 752 01:07:38.385 --> 01:07:41.188 Momma! I am... No... 753 01:07:44.226 --> 01:07:47.689 When you get to the border... Illinois, 754 01:07:47.724 --> 01:07:52.232 you have to choose between I88 and 80. 755 01:07:52.894 --> 01:07:54.465 Take 80. 756 01:07:54.500 --> 01:07:55.961 You'll be thanking me later. 757 01:07:55.996 --> 01:07:56.863 Yes, sir. 758 01:07:56.898 --> 01:08:00.471 You are the most loyal, true, 759 01:08:00.506 --> 01:08:03.441 faithful, committed guy I've known. 760 01:08:03.476 --> 01:08:04.739 Thank you, Momma. 761 01:08:04.774 --> 01:08:06.246 All right. Can we go now? 762 01:08:12.716 --> 01:08:15.046 HOWL: Can I tell you something? 763 01:08:15.081 --> 01:08:17.257 The ashes you gave to Momma were a decoy. 764 01:08:19.558 --> 01:08:20.821 It's obvious. 765 01:08:21.395 --> 01:08:22.361 It wasn't to your Momma. 766 01:08:23.397 --> 01:08:24.660 She can't find out. 767 01:08:24.695 --> 01:08:26.200 Tell me why and I won't say anything. 768 01:08:30.602 --> 01:08:33.405 Look, it's more of a ritual... 769 01:08:33.440 --> 01:08:35.440 ...to them than anything else. 770 01:08:37.246 --> 01:08:39.774 And what they don't know can't hurt them. 771 01:08:41.613 --> 01:08:43.250 So... 772 01:08:43.285 --> 01:08:44.878 I can't lose to him. 773 01:08:46.013 --> 01:08:46.880 Ted? 774 01:08:48.114 --> 01:08:49.014 You kidding me? 775 01:08:50.523 --> 01:08:51.621 No. 776 01:08:51.656 --> 01:08:52.721 So what's your plan when you get there? 777 01:08:52.756 --> 01:08:53.821 Catch him. 778 01:08:54.428 --> 01:08:55.526 You know. 779 01:08:55.561 --> 01:08:56.956 Beat him up, get my car back, go home. 780 01:08:56.991 --> 01:08:58.595 Has beating him up worked for you so far? 781 01:08:58.630 --> 01:09:00.894 -Yes. -He's outsmarted you every time. 782 01:09:02.535 --> 01:09:04.304 You gotta have fox to fox. 783 01:09:05.802 --> 01:09:09.001 You have to beat him at his own game, Howl. 784 01:09:17.418 --> 01:09:19.352 So we're about two hours. 785 01:09:19.387 --> 01:09:21.013 Plus traffic. 786 01:09:21.048 --> 01:09:22.916 Plus Chicago traffic, four hours. 787 01:09:23.886 --> 01:09:24.951 But we're close. 788 01:09:25.987 --> 01:09:27.195 We're really close. 789 01:09:31.267 --> 01:09:32.200 TED: Jesus Christ! 790 01:09:33.027 --> 01:09:34.301 You scared the shit out of me. 791 01:09:36.063 --> 01:09:36.963 What? 792 01:09:36.998 --> 01:09:38.932 What are you doing back? 793 01:09:48.075 --> 01:09:49.008 Ted. 794 01:09:50.044 --> 01:09:51.813 Did you lose my ashes again? 795 01:09:51.848 --> 01:09:54.915 No, no, look, you're right here. 796 01:09:54.950 --> 01:09:57.016 I did everything that you told me to do. 797 01:09:57.854 --> 01:09:59.051 LAURA: Where are we? 798 01:09:59.086 --> 01:10:01.889 We're in Illinois. Right here. 799 01:10:01.924 --> 01:10:05.596 Which is like two, well, four hours to Chicago. 800 01:10:05.631 --> 01:10:06.861 Field Museum. 801 01:10:06.896 --> 01:10:08.368 LAURA: Right. 802 01:10:08.403 --> 01:10:11.371 I'm gonna... I'm gonna scatter you where we were the happiest. 803 01:10:14.871 --> 01:10:16.134 Why am I back? 804 01:10:17.577 --> 01:10:18.576 I don't know. 805 01:10:23.649 --> 01:10:25.077 I can't do this anymore. 806 01:10:27.213 --> 01:10:28.883 What... Then... 807 01:10:29.490 --> 01:10:30.423 Let's get going. 808 01:10:31.558 --> 01:10:32.425 Great. 809 01:10:33.791 --> 01:10:34.856 Okay. 810 01:11:14.128 --> 01:11:16.271 Do you know what sacred means? 811 01:11:16.933 --> 01:11:18.372 GIRL: Special? 812 01:11:18.407 --> 01:11:20.099 Special? 813 01:11:20.134 --> 01:11:26.413 Sacrosanct, to be venerated, inviolable, untouchable. 814 01:11:28.010 --> 01:11:31.517 What prompted you to disturb that which is more special? 815 01:11:33.686 --> 01:11:36.357 It was an accident. 816 01:11:36.392 --> 01:11:37.325 MAN: Give it. 817 01:11:40.495 --> 01:11:44.365 You are banned from the field museum for life. 818 01:11:53.002 --> 01:11:54.342 You believe this crap. 819 01:12:29.742 --> 01:12:30.972 This is it. 820 01:12:32.679 --> 01:12:34.041 Ted. 821 01:12:35.517 --> 01:12:36.648 Mr. Daniels. 822 01:12:37.178 --> 01:12:38.144 Huh? 823 01:12:38.179 --> 01:12:40.553 I am Steven Lesca. The head of security here. 824 01:12:40.588 --> 01:12:41.917 I just met your friend Howl. 825 01:12:41.952 --> 01:12:43.424 What? No! 826 01:12:43.459 --> 01:12:45.657 -It's not even his real name. -That's not even his real name. 827 01:12:45.956 --> 01:12:46.889 Sorry. 828 01:12:46.924 --> 01:12:48.594 Howl. It's a stupid nickname. 829 01:12:48.629 --> 01:12:49.595 His real name's Tracy. 830 01:12:50.598 --> 01:12:52.059 Always better, I suppose. 831 01:12:52.094 --> 01:12:53.764 Yeah, and he's not my friend. 832 01:12:53.799 --> 01:12:55.029 I'm sorry about that. 833 01:12:56.098 --> 01:12:57.636 What brings you to the Field today? 834 01:12:58.870 --> 01:12:59.770 The art. 835 01:12:59.805 --> 01:13:00.771 The... The art. 836 01:13:00.806 --> 01:13:02.300 -The art? -The art. 837 01:13:02.335 --> 01:13:03.037 The art. 838 01:13:03.072 --> 01:13:04.775 -Art. -Really? Art? 839 01:13:04.810 --> 01:13:07.745 I'm here to admire and observe the art. 840 01:13:07.780 --> 01:13:09.516 That's not what Howl told us. 841 01:13:09.551 --> 01:13:14.147 Yeah, well, his name's a verb, so... 842 01:13:20.463 --> 01:13:23.893 STEVEN: Nothing happens in this museum that I cannot see. 843 01:13:23.928 --> 01:13:26.357 And I'm looking at your face right now. 844 01:13:26.392 --> 01:13:28.436 Am I doing something weird with my face? 845 01:13:28.471 --> 01:13:29.668 -Yeah. -Yes. 846 01:13:29.703 --> 01:13:31.769 Look, it's a touching story 847 01:13:31.804 --> 01:13:33.199 and I know you've come a long way. 848 01:13:34.103 --> 01:13:35.234 Don't do it 849 01:13:38.008 --> 01:13:40.646 All right. It's all set. 850 01:13:41.913 --> 01:13:44.342 Thanks for the ride. And you know the advice. 851 01:13:45.917 --> 01:13:47.851 Sure you don't need me to stick around? 852 01:13:47.886 --> 01:13:50.557 Nah, all I need are my keys back. 853 01:13:50.592 --> 01:13:53.758 You know, beat him up. Should be a cinch. 854 01:14:12.042 --> 01:14:13.173 What happened? 855 01:14:14.275 --> 01:14:16.176 Can you see anything? 856 01:14:16.552 --> 01:14:17.485 Ted. 857 01:14:18.114 --> 01:14:20.587 I'm not magical. 858 01:14:22.118 --> 01:14:23.623 Howl is here. 859 01:14:23.658 --> 01:14:24.822 Oh, you're not magical, huh? 860 01:14:25.726 --> 01:14:26.692 Then how can you tell if-- 861 01:14:26.727 --> 01:14:27.693 HOWL: Hey, Loser. 862 01:14:28.597 --> 01:14:29.992 Where's my truck? 863 01:14:30.027 --> 01:14:31.290 Hey, what's your deal, man? 864 01:14:31.325 --> 01:14:33.193 I just wanted to see the look on your face 865 01:14:33.228 --> 01:14:36.064 when you realised I beat you. 866 01:14:38.805 --> 01:14:41.806 Worth it. Totally worth it. 867 01:14:43.007 --> 01:14:44.512 I out foxed the fox. 868 01:14:44.547 --> 01:14:45.337 You are the fox. 869 01:14:45.372 --> 01:14:47.141 Yeah. And what does that make you? 870 01:14:47.176 --> 01:14:48.846 A better fox. 871 01:14:48.881 --> 01:14:51.376 Give me my truck back and we're even. 872 01:14:51.411 --> 01:14:54.214 You have an unbelievably screwed up concept of even. 873 01:14:54.249 --> 01:14:57.415 Your monument was a joke. 874 01:14:57.450 --> 01:15:00.154 Didn't she say you couldn't stand for what you believe in? 875 01:15:00.189 --> 01:15:02.354 Came all the way to Chicago for what? 876 01:15:02.389 --> 01:15:03.322 Nothing. 877 01:15:15.303 --> 01:15:19.745 Wow, no one crosses Ted Daniels, I guess. 878 01:15:19.780 --> 01:15:21.846 Hey, don't make fun. 879 01:15:21.881 --> 01:15:23.144 I feel bad enough as it is. 880 01:15:23.179 --> 01:15:26.114 Oh, well, if it makes you feel any better, 881 01:15:26.149 --> 01:15:28.721 I think that the bouncy ball did most of the work. 882 01:15:41.736 --> 01:15:43.296 The path is clear now. 883 01:15:44.805 --> 01:15:46.431 We just have to... 884 01:15:46.466 --> 01:15:50.138 ...outsmart the impenetrable security at the Field Museum. 885 01:15:50.877 --> 01:15:52.778 No one crosses Ted Daniels. 886 01:15:54.914 --> 01:15:57.882 TED: We know their security cameras everywhere, right? 887 01:15:59.281 --> 01:16:00.885 Maybe it's not meant to be. 888 01:16:02.119 --> 01:16:04.152 TED: No, no, it has to be. 889 01:16:04.660 --> 01:16:05.923 We've come this far. 890 01:16:10.028 --> 01:16:13.293 No one crosses Ned Taniels. 891 01:16:14.703 --> 01:16:16.395 Who is that? 892 01:16:16.430 --> 01:16:18.738 Guy I made up... right now. 893 01:16:20.038 --> 01:16:23.303 Well, whatever you're gonna do, we should do it fast. 894 01:16:23.338 --> 01:16:25.338 I'm fading pretty quick here. 895 01:17:48.929 --> 01:17:50.390 We could do it here. 896 01:17:51.965 --> 01:17:52.931 Yeah. 897 01:17:56.904 --> 01:17:57.936 BUt, we're not going to. 898 01:18:00.303 --> 01:18:02.710 You always knew where we were happiest. 899 01:18:03.911 --> 01:18:07.044 It was never about tombs, or gods, or monuments. 900 01:18:08.410 --> 01:18:10.817 Happiness for us was uncomplicated. 901 01:18:12.150 --> 01:18:13.083 Let's go home. 902 01:18:18.222 --> 01:18:19.353 This guy? 903 01:18:20.257 --> 01:18:21.157 TED: I have to go. 904 01:18:21.192 --> 01:18:22.158 No, you need to leave. 905 01:18:22.193 --> 01:18:23.929 TED: Yeah. Look, I'm trying to. 906 01:18:23.964 --> 01:18:25.997 Look, you were right. I was going to scatter her... 907 01:18:26.032 --> 01:18:26.734 Yeah, I knew that. 908 01:18:26.769 --> 01:18:27.966 Yeah, but I'm not going to now. 909 01:18:28.001 --> 01:18:28.901 I know that too. 910 01:18:28.936 --> 01:18:30.595 Because I decided not to. 911 01:18:31.235 --> 01:18:32.102 Wait a minute. 912 01:18:33.270 --> 01:18:34.874 So you're leaving? 913 01:18:34.909 --> 01:18:36.810 Yes, if you let me. 914 01:18:37.604 --> 01:18:38.779 Thank you. 915 01:18:38.814 --> 01:18:40.506 Fine. Wonderful. 916 01:18:40.541 --> 01:18:43.113 Actually, uh, I'm sorry. 917 01:18:44.050 --> 01:18:45.786 Can we do one thing first? 918 01:19:26.785 --> 01:19:27.718 TED: Oh! 919 01:19:38.401 --> 01:19:39.532 Now, I'll leave. 920 01:19:46.805 --> 01:19:48.739 Oh, you're awake? 921 01:19:53.152 --> 01:19:54.646 They discharging you soon? 922 01:20:00.786 --> 01:20:01.719 Huh. 923 01:20:02.227 --> 01:20:03.127 You feeling better? 924 01:20:09.069 --> 01:20:11.036 Mmm. Can I get you anything? 925 01:20:11.467 --> 01:20:12.598 You hungry or? 926 01:20:15.273 --> 01:20:17.438 There's a vending machine right... 927 01:20:17.803 --> 01:20:18.703 Oh, here. 928 01:20:33.225 --> 01:20:35.555 You know, I kind of like you not being able to talk. 929 01:20:36.492 --> 01:20:38.030 You know, you've been a real asshole 930 01:20:38.065 --> 01:20:39.559 for a really long time. 931 01:20:39.594 --> 01:20:42.463 I think you do it because you're trying to protect yourself or something. 932 01:20:42.498 --> 01:20:43.827 And that's okay. 933 01:20:43.862 --> 01:20:48.975 I think somewhere in there you're a good person. 934 01:20:49.010 --> 01:20:51.846 Just don't be a prick all the time 935 01:20:57.480 --> 01:21:00.250 I came to let you know I'm spreading Laura's ashes in Colorado. 936 01:21:21.405 --> 01:21:22.536 TED: Yep. 937 01:21:32.779 --> 01:21:34.647 TED: In Egyptian mythology, 938 01:21:35.419 --> 01:21:37.254 when you die, 939 01:21:37.289 --> 01:21:41.093 Anubis weighs your heart against this feather of truth. 940 01:21:42.393 --> 01:21:44.558 Ideally, you know your heart, 941 01:21:44.593 --> 01:21:46.197 you kind of want, even. 942 01:21:46.232 --> 01:21:48.331 Because if it's too heavy, if it's too light, 943 01:21:48.366 --> 01:21:52.467 then this terrible monster named Ammit comes and then he just like, argh... 944 01:21:52.502 --> 01:21:54.700 He just, like, swallows your heart and, 945 01:21:54.735 --> 01:21:56.801 pretty much doomed to oblivion. 946 01:21:57.837 --> 01:22:02.279 The idea is, in the end, you want to be even. 947 01:22:03.612 --> 01:22:06.547 And evenness allows you to pass to the underworld. 948 01:22:15.327 --> 01:22:18.922 Well, because if we die tomorrow, 949 01:22:18.957 --> 01:22:22.035 I wouldn't want to know that we weren't even. 950 01:22:24.171 --> 01:22:25.203 Why are we doing this? 951 01:22:25.238 --> 01:22:26.336 I just want to be even. 952 01:22:40.715 --> 01:22:43.023 TED: No, it's not a trick. 953 01:22:44.356 --> 01:22:48.358 But, I do want to steal that truck of yours one more time. 954 01:25:11.965 --> 01:25:13.866 TED: This is where we were happiest. 955 01:25:15.804 --> 01:25:18.211 LAURA: When we were doing absolutely nothing. 956 01:25:20.578 --> 01:25:24.151 TED: I'm sorry that I had to drive cross country to realize that. 957 01:25:25.616 --> 01:25:27.286 You just like to get into trouble. 958 01:25:27.321 --> 01:25:29.112 Yeah. 959 01:25:29.147 --> 01:25:31.224 Because I know that you won't give me out. 960 01:25:33.052 --> 01:25:33.985 Yeah. 961 01:25:39.762 --> 01:25:41.267 What am I going to do without you? 962 01:25:42.402 --> 01:25:43.335 You're going to be all right. 963 01:25:50.344 --> 01:25:51.706 Yeah. 964 01:25:51.741 --> 01:25:53.378 Yeah, yeah, I will. 965 01:25:57.417 --> 01:25:59.252 I loved every moment with you. 966 01:26:01.146 --> 01:26:04.554 I loved being able to be your partner. 967 01:26:06.052 --> 01:26:08.195 I love that you let me be your partner. 968 01:26:12.399 --> 01:26:14.025 I love you, so much. 969 01:26:15.435 --> 01:26:16.533 I love you, too. 970 01:26:23.311 --> 01:26:24.211 Goodbye, Laura.