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Downloaded from
YTS.MX

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I have never seen anything like it.

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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It broke my brain in a really good way.

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It'll be something
you'll wanna talk about.

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Painfully awkward.

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There were points
that were really uncomfortable for me.

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When I have seen the show in its entirety,

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people are genuinely confused
and sometimes mad.

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And that's art, baby.

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[electric guitar playing]

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[cheering]

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["Comin' Up for Air" by Stephen Emil Dudas
& Mark G Hart playing]

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[cheering and applause]

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[cheering and applause]

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[cheering and applause]

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[cheering]

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[cheering]

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[cheering and applause]

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[coughs]

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[laughs]

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[grunts]

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[grunts]

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[panting]

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[grunts]

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[crow laughs]

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[clears throat]

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Who wants a LaCroix?

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[laughs]

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Yeah? All right.

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[grunts]

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-[Nate] You, sir.
-Thank you.

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'Sup? You're welcome.

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Anybody else? Yeah?

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[laughs]

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All right, who else?
Anybody back there? Yup.

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[screams]

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Just kidding. Can you pass it back?

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Yeah.

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Take one and pass it down.
You guys know how this works.

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[clears throat]

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-You, miss?
-Thank you.

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Buddy? You doing
a lot of the heavy lifting.

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All right.

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[sighs]

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All right. [clears throat]

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[grunts]

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On the count of 12...

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[laughs]

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...we're all gonna chug these.

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First one to finish...

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gets to do whatever they want...

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to whoever they want...

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in this room.

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One...

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two...

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[screaming] twelve!

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[cheering and applause]

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Hello?

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Who won?

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[screams] I did!

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[grunts]

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[chuckles]

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Guess that means I get to do...

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whatever I want...

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to whoever I want...

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in this room.

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Hm...

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May I?

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No.

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-No?
-No.

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All right.

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[Nate] May I?

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-Yes, you may.
-[Nate] Oh.

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Hm...

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Solid.

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[cheering and applause]

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All you got to do is ask.

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[laughs]

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[woman 1 cheering]

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And were you comfortable with that?

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-I was.
-Oh.

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And she was comfortable with that
because I...

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-[crowd] Asked.
-Asked, very good.

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'Cause all you gotta do is...

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-[crowd] Ask.
-...ask. All right.

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[laughs]

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May I?

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Sure.

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Damn, dude.

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[grunts]

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What was that? Nine inches?

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Give or take?

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-Give or take, yeah.
-[Nate] Give or take?

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Is it give, or is it take?

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-And were you comfortable with that?
-Yes. Thank you for asking.

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You're welcome.

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[laughs]

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And he was comfortable with that
because I...

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-[crowd] Asked.
-...asked.

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'Cause all you gotta do is...

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-[crowd] Ask.
-...ask.

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Very good. Now you guys are catching on.

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All right.

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-Give me an A!
-[crowd] A!

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-Give me an S!
-[crowd] S!

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-Give me an S!
-[crowd] S!

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-Give me a K!
-[crowd] K!

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-What's that spell?
-[crowd] Ask.

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Ask.

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Ask.

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Ask.

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Ask.

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Ask.

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-Ask.
-[crowd] Ask.

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-Ask.
-[crowd] Ask.

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-Ask.
-[crowd] Ask.

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-Ask.
-[crowd] Ask.

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-Ask.
-[crowd] Ask.

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-Ask.
-[crowd] Ask.

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-Ask.
-[crowd] Ask.

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-Ask.
-[crowd] Ask.

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Oh!

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He didn't...

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-[crowd] Ask.
-...ask!

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Let me see your hands!

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-Ask.
-[crowd] Ask.

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-Ask.
-[crowd] Ask.

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Ask!

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[screaming] Ask!

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Axe!

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Axe!

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Axe.

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Axe.

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Axe.

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Axe.

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Axe.

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[panting] Axe.

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Axe.

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Axe.

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My ex...

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[laughs]

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...she...

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She just broke up with me.

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And I asked her everything.

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I asked before I kissed her.

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I asked her before I ate her pussy.

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Damn.

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I miss that tuna casserole.

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[laughs]

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I...

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I even asked her to...

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take my gam-gam's ring.

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[sighs empathetically]

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But she said no. [breathes heavily]

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Come on, Nate.

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Express yourself.

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Come on, Nate.

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Express yourself.

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Wow.

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So, that's what crying feels like.

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[laughs]

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I don't know if I'll ever find love again.

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Although, I have started noticing
my art teacher, Miss Jackson.

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I'm taking this Adult Night Painting class
over the local middle school.

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You know the one.I

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[laughs]

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So, I guess I could use
some relationship advice.

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Anybody here in a relationship?

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Who's here with their partner right now?

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Who's here with their partner right now?

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Keep them up.

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Let's see.

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You pointing at those guys?

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You two?

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Are you together?

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-[woman 2] Yeah.
-Right on.

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-How's it going?
-Good. How are you?

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I'm all right.

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Little heartbroken, but all right.

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First off-- What's up, man?

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-I'm Nate.
-I'm Noah.

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-What was that?
-Noah.

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Noah, pleasure.

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-LaCroix?
-Sure.

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Here you go.

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So, how long have you two been together?

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Seven months.

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Seven months?

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Wow.

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That's incredible.

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So, what's it take
to keep the spark alive?

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Laughter...

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honesty.

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Laughter and honesty.

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Wow.

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[laughs]

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All right. I'll keep that in mind.

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I'm so sorry.
Actually, I never got your name.

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You didn't ask me before, but it's Helen.

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Yeah, I'm so sorry I didn't ask you.

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[laughs and applause]

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It's Kellen?

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It's Helen. H-E-L-E-N.

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-Helen?
-[Helen] Yeah, you got it.

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Oh.

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Probably couldn't understand
'cause it's actually pronounced "He-lain."

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It's Gaelic.

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But whatever. It's your name.
Say it how you want.

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Even though you're saying it wrong.

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I just...

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I know 'cause my ex's name was Helen.

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So...

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It's crazy. [chuckles]

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Such a rare name.

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Where are you from?

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Mount Vernon.

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-Mount Vernon, New York?
-[Helen] Yes.

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-Born and raised?
-[Helen] Yes.

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Shut up.

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[laughs and applause]

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Hm...

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Wow.

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That's nuts. My ex, Helen...

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she was born and raised
in Mount Vernon, New York.

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[chuckles] That's so crazy.

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Wow!

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What's your job?

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Hm...

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I'm currently in between jobs.

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That's okay. What did you do before?

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-I worked in a gallery.
-[Nate] You worked in a gallery?

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-Yeah.
-[Nate] Doing what?

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I was the assistant.

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The assistant to...?

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[Helen] To the gallery.

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[laughs]

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To the gallery?

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And what was the gallery called?

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It was called Ghebaly.

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Ghebaly?

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Shut up.

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Oh, my God!

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Wow.

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Hm...

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That's so nuts. My ex, Helen...

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she's currently unemployed

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but used to be an assistant
at a gallery...

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named Ghebaly.

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Wow, that's so crazy.

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Hm...

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Okay.

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This is kind of crazy, but...
I don't know why I'm asking this.

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Just humor me for a sec. Okay?

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Uber or Lyft?

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I-- I use Lyft.

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-Lyft?
-[Helen] Yeah.

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Shut up.

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My ex, Helen...

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she's obsessed with Lyft.

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Hence the tattoo.

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Can you...

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Can you go like this for me?

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[whispers] No.

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-What was that?
-No.

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Helen?

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Oh, my God! What are you doing here?

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You just dump my ass
and then show up at my solo show?

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With some fucking guy, huh?

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What the fuck was your name again?

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Noah.

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Fuckhead?

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Oh!

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Okay, fuckhead.

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What do you think
about her whore ass, huh?

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Smashing both our dicks at the same time?

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For seven months?

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What do you think about her whore ass?

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I like her.

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You like her?

281
00:19:04.101 --> 00:19:05.352
But do you love her?

282
00:19:07.437 --> 00:19:10.440
[laughs and applause]

283
00:19:12.359 --> 00:19:14.111
-[Noah] Yeah.
-Yeah?

284
00:19:14.194 --> 00:19:16.280
Why don't you get down here and prove it?

285
00:19:24.204 --> 00:19:27.416
[cheering and applause]

286
00:19:34.548 --> 00:19:35.424
Hey.

287
00:19:36.216 --> 00:19:38.093
Don't make me fucking repeat myself.

288
00:19:41.638 --> 00:19:43.849
-What does he have to do?
-What do you want me to do?

289
00:19:43.932 --> 00:19:45.851
I'm not talking to you, bitch.

290
00:19:48.437 --> 00:19:50.397
Hey, fuckhead, get the fuck up here.

291
00:20:35.150 --> 00:20:36.151
Tops off.

292
00:20:37.402 --> 00:20:38.612
-Really?
-Yeah.

293
00:20:44.326 --> 00:20:46.536
[cheering and applause]

294
00:20:58.465 --> 00:20:59.299
Oh.

295
00:21:34.960 --> 00:21:36.169
How about a squeeze?

296
00:21:38.046 --> 00:21:40.924
All right, nobody has to do
anything they don't wanna do.

297
00:21:44.303 --> 00:21:46.054
-Do you love her?
-Yeah.

298
00:21:46.138 --> 00:21:46.972
All right.

299
00:21:47.889 --> 00:21:51.476
Then you're going to have to sign
this general liability release waiver.

300
00:21:51.560 --> 00:21:53.770
[laughs and applause]

301
00:21:55.355 --> 00:21:58.025
Read right there. Read right there.
Sign right here.

302
00:22:06.325 --> 00:22:09.119
[cheering and applause]

303
00:22:20.380 --> 00:22:21.548
[grunts]

304
00:22:38.690 --> 00:22:41.026
[woman 3 screams]

305
00:22:41.109 --> 00:22:42.861
All right, man, that's just a prop.

306
00:22:43.570 --> 00:22:44.988
[laughs]

307
00:22:50.118 --> 00:22:52.287
[cheering]

308
00:22:54.414 --> 00:22:56.792
[grunts]

309
00:23:01.004 --> 00:23:03.465
[grunting and panting]

310
00:23:09.554 --> 00:23:11.556
[moans]

311
00:23:18.522 --> 00:23:19.606
[grunts]

312
00:23:25.028 --> 00:23:26.696
[grunting and panting]

313
00:23:29.574 --> 00:23:31.493
[panting]

314
00:23:34.162 --> 00:23:35.914
[grunts]

315
00:23:38.542 --> 00:23:41.503
[moans]

316
00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:43.338
-How's that feel?
-Great.

317
00:23:43.422 --> 00:23:44.631
How's that feel?

318
00:23:44.714 --> 00:23:46.508
Good. [indistinct]

319
00:23:48.468 --> 00:23:50.470
[moans]

320
00:23:52.389 --> 00:23:53.932
[panting]

321
00:23:56.476 --> 00:23:58.395
[Nate] Okay.

322
00:23:59.980 --> 00:24:02.149
All right. You-- You win.

323
00:24:04.067 --> 00:24:05.861
[breathing heavily]

324
00:24:23.670 --> 00:24:24.546
Put the mat away.

325
00:24:40.645 --> 00:24:42.314
Is that who you want to be with?

326
00:24:43.315 --> 00:24:44.608
Some stagehand?

327
00:24:48.945 --> 00:24:50.280
Or you wanna be with me...

328
00:24:52.032 --> 00:24:53.116
an alpha male?

329
00:24:55.202 --> 00:24:57.537
No, I don't wanna be with you. Sorry.

330
00:24:58.997 --> 00:24:59.831
[sighs]

331
00:25:02.834 --> 00:25:04.044
It's fine, Helen.

332
00:25:04.961 --> 00:25:05.837
All right, man.

333
00:25:07.005 --> 00:25:08.298
Get the fuck out of here.

334
00:25:16.389 --> 00:25:17.557
Shit.

335
00:25:18.266 --> 00:25:20.018
I'm all stanky. [chuckles]

336
00:25:21.311 --> 00:25:22.646
I smell like Fuckhead.

337
00:25:25.148 --> 00:25:26.191
But Fuckhead...

338
00:25:27.943 --> 00:25:29.277
smells like Helen.

339
00:25:31.821 --> 00:25:32.739
Damn.

340
00:25:33.823 --> 00:25:35.492
I miss that tuna casserole.

341
00:25:40.038 --> 00:25:41.581
I got to wash you off.

342
00:25:42.123 --> 00:25:43.333
[grunts]

343
00:25:51.716 --> 00:25:53.134
[man 1 screams]

344
00:25:56.471 --> 00:25:58.098
Seven months with that guy?

345
00:26:02.852 --> 00:26:04.062
Come on, Nate.

346
00:26:05.397 --> 00:26:06.815
Express yourself.

347
00:26:08.692 --> 00:26:10.318
Come on, Nate,

348
00:26:10.819 --> 00:26:12.487
express yourself.

349
00:26:12.737 --> 00:26:15.865
Shit. I'm showering with my bandana on.

350
00:26:15.949 --> 00:26:17.617
[chuckles, moans]

351
00:26:19.369 --> 00:26:23.164
Oh. Shit. I'm showering with my socks on.

352
00:26:25.166 --> 00:26:28.837
[laughs and applause]

353
00:26:42.183 --> 00:26:43.852
Something to remember me by.

354
00:26:45.854 --> 00:26:46.730
Oh, shit.

355
00:26:48.398 --> 00:26:49.399
My undies.

356
00:26:52.902 --> 00:26:55.322
[laughs and applause]

357
00:27:00.910 --> 00:27:02.120
[moans]

358
00:27:02.912 --> 00:27:04.122
[sighs]

359
00:27:28.855 --> 00:27:31.274
Oh, shit. My chest hair.

360
00:27:33.318 --> 00:27:34.527
[chuckles]

361
00:27:34.903 --> 00:27:36.905
[grunts]

362
00:27:49.709 --> 00:27:51.961
[laughs]

363
00:28:04.265 --> 00:28:06.184
As my broken heart bled,

364
00:28:07.811 --> 00:28:08.978
I looked off

365
00:28:09.646 --> 00:28:10.980
into the sunset...

366
00:28:12.023 --> 00:28:16.277
and I watched as Helen ran away from me.

367
00:28:17.320 --> 00:28:18.405
She ran.

368
00:28:19.656 --> 00:28:21.950
She ran, and ran...

369
00:28:22.951 --> 00:28:25.995
and ran, and ran, and ran...

370
00:28:27.706 --> 00:28:30.417
and ran, and ran, and ran...

371
00:28:31.876 --> 00:28:33.044
into the distance.

372
00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:34.796
She ran.

373
00:28:36.297 --> 00:28:38.591
She ran, and ran...

374
00:28:40.468 --> 00:28:43.012
and ran, and ran, and ran...

375
00:28:44.347 --> 00:28:45.640
into the sunset.

376
00:28:47.267 --> 00:28:49.936
Helen!

377
00:28:50.437 --> 00:28:54.566
Marry me! [sobbing]

378
00:29:05.452 --> 00:29:06.494
But still...

379
00:29:08.830 --> 00:29:11.207
she ran and ran...

380
00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:15.044
all the way

381
00:29:15.754 --> 00:29:17.464
to the hills of Japan.

382
00:29:20.258 --> 00:29:21.134
Damn.

383
00:29:22.802 --> 00:29:24.721
I could really use a buddy right now.

384
00:29:28.933 --> 00:29:32.854
I haven't seen my best friend Lucas
in, like, three weeks.

385
00:29:34.439 --> 00:29:35.690
Where is that guy?

386
00:29:39.861 --> 00:29:41.070
Hey, Lucas!

387
00:29:49.913 --> 00:29:51.206
Hey, Lucas.

388
00:29:57.003 --> 00:29:58.046
Hey, Lucas!

389
00:30:03.343 --> 00:30:04.427
Hey, Lucas!

390
00:30:08.515 --> 00:30:09.432
[man 2] Hi, Nate.

391
00:30:10.809 --> 00:30:11.893
There he is.

392
00:30:15.522 --> 00:30:16.773
What's up, man?

393
00:30:18.775 --> 00:30:20.610
Huh, you know...

394
00:30:24.197 --> 00:30:26.491
I feel the same, man. [chuckles]

395
00:30:27.867 --> 00:30:28.952
You know Helen?

396
00:30:30.578 --> 00:30:31.454
Yeah.

397
00:30:32.622 --> 00:30:35.792
She was cheating on my ass with some guy

398
00:30:35.875 --> 00:30:37.627
that was really good at wrestling.

399
00:30:37.710 --> 00:30:39.921
[laughs]

400
00:30:43.132 --> 00:30:44.384
Isn't she a whore ass?

401
00:30:47.720 --> 00:30:49.430
She-- She sucks, man.

402
00:30:53.268 --> 00:30:54.686
Isn't she a whore ass?

403
00:30:59.148 --> 00:31:00.066
Yeah, she--

404
00:31:07.657 --> 00:31:09.617
What kind of whore ass is she?

405
00:31:17.500 --> 00:31:19.294
A mean one, I guess.

406
00:31:20.044 --> 00:31:21.588
She's a mean...

407
00:31:34.726 --> 00:31:35.685
Whore ass?

408
00:31:39.939 --> 00:31:41.441
That's what I wanted to hear.

409
00:31:41.524 --> 00:31:43.526
[laughs]

410
00:31:43.610 --> 00:31:46.029
Hey, man, could you grab me my towel?

411
00:31:51.451 --> 00:31:52.702
It's right down there.

412
00:32:06.215 --> 00:32:09.010
Where are my manners?
This is my best buddy, Lucas.

413
00:32:09.677 --> 00:32:12.180
[cheering]

414
00:32:15.975 --> 00:32:19.103
This old cheeseball and I
used to run a T-shirt shop together.

415
00:32:19.729 --> 00:32:21.397
In Chile. [chuckles]

416
00:32:23.942 --> 00:32:25.777
Nobody dries me like you do, dude.

417
00:32:30.865 --> 00:32:34.285
[laughs]

418
00:32:38.581 --> 00:32:41.292
Why are you acting like
you've never done this before?

419
00:32:45.755 --> 00:32:48.007
Yeah, nice and light, just like I like it.

420
00:32:55.473 --> 00:32:57.517
Yeah, barely get the water off.

421
00:33:06.317 --> 00:33:08.611
[laughs and applause]

422
00:33:15.618 --> 00:33:17.787
[cheering and applause]

423
00:33:20.957 --> 00:33:23.793
Hey, man, can you get my butt?

424
00:33:28.464 --> 00:33:29.716
Not like that, dude!

425
00:33:30.466 --> 00:33:32.427
How the Chileans taught us.

426
00:33:36.180 --> 00:33:37.056
You know.

427
00:33:58.369 --> 00:33:59.829
Dude, are you hungover?

428
00:34:01.748 --> 00:34:03.875
Here. Get the tip wet.

429
00:34:05.793 --> 00:34:07.086
Really get me.

430
00:34:17.263 --> 00:34:19.307
There he goes. Yeah.

431
00:34:20.683 --> 00:34:23.436
Shit. All right.

432
00:34:24.312 --> 00:34:25.229
[moans]

433
00:34:25.313 --> 00:34:29.025
[laughs and applause]

434
00:34:31.235 --> 00:34:34.530
[muffled] Hit it hard. Hard!

435
00:34:35.656 --> 00:34:37.116
[grunts]

436
00:34:38.701 --> 00:34:39.744
[moans]

437
00:34:40.828 --> 00:34:42.288
[screams]

438
00:34:42.705 --> 00:34:43.873
Fuck, dude!

439
00:34:47.919 --> 00:34:48.753
All right.

440
00:34:49.629 --> 00:34:50.546
Your turn.

441
00:34:54.717 --> 00:34:58.763
I'm fucking with you, dude! Oh, my God.

442
00:34:59.347 --> 00:35:00.765
Oh.

443
00:35:04.977 --> 00:35:06.187
I love you, man.

444
00:35:13.569 --> 00:35:17.448
♪ Peanut butter, peanut butter ♪

445
00:35:17.532 --> 00:35:20.535
♪ Spread out ♪

446
00:35:21.828 --> 00:35:27.959
♪ Peanut butter, peanut butter
Spread out ♪

447
00:35:28.042 --> 00:35:31.295
♪ Then you put on the... ♪

448
00:35:32.839 --> 00:35:37.051
-Jelly.
-♪ ...jelly, and you put on the... ♪

449
00:35:39.428 --> 00:35:40.805
-Bread.
-♪ ...bread. ♪

450
00:35:43.224 --> 00:35:47.895
-♪ And then you put it in the... ♪
-Put it in the...

451
00:35:49.522 --> 00:35:51.524
-♪ ...oven. ♪
-...oven.

452
00:35:52.358 --> 00:35:56.028
♪ And you do-si-do ♪

453
00:35:56.112 --> 00:35:58.364
♪ You do-si-do ♪

454
00:35:59.448 --> 00:36:03.619
♪ Ding-a-ling, a-ling, a-ling, a-ling ♪

455
00:36:03.703 --> 00:36:07.748
♪ It's ready! ♪

456
00:36:18.634 --> 00:36:24.223
♪ We're best friends ♪

457
00:36:32.315 --> 00:36:33.191
Nice, dude.

458
00:36:33.649 --> 00:36:35.568
So, what should we do today?

459
00:36:38.237 --> 00:36:40.239
[laughs]

460
00:36:46.913 --> 00:36:48.164
We, huh...

461
00:36:49.624 --> 00:36:51.417
got the bake sale coming up.

462
00:36:52.668 --> 00:36:54.921
Oh, shit, man! What time is it?

463
00:36:56.714 --> 00:36:57.965
Just make up a time.

464
00:36:58.049 --> 00:36:59.008
Ten.

465
00:36:59.550 --> 00:37:03.179
Ten o'clock? Shit, I'm late
for my Adult Night Painting class.

466
00:37:03.262 --> 00:37:05.723
Miss Jackson's going to be pissed. [moans]

467
00:37:07.934 --> 00:37:11.187
All right, dude, I wish I could hang out,
but it'll have to be another time.

468
00:37:11.270 --> 00:37:12.438
I'll see you later.

469
00:37:12.980 --> 00:37:14.440
-See you.
-See you.

470
00:37:19.987 --> 00:37:22.907
♪ Peanut butter, peanut butter-- ♪

471
00:37:22.990 --> 00:37:26.494
Dude, I can't right now. I'm late.
All right, I'll see you.

472
00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:29.121
Peanut-- Dude, I can't!

473
00:37:29.622 --> 00:37:32.583
I have to go. I'll see you later.
Pea-- Stop it!

474
00:37:32.667 --> 00:37:35.544
Oh, my God. Enough with this guy.

475
00:37:35.628 --> 00:37:37.546
[cheering and applause]

476
00:37:40.716 --> 00:37:42.718
All right, guys, I'll see you later.

477
00:37:42.802 --> 00:37:44.929
I'm late
for my Adult Night Painting class.

478
00:37:45.012 --> 00:37:45.972
Have a good one!

479
00:37:47.682 --> 00:37:50.226
[woman 4] All right, class.

480
00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:52.687
All right, class. Everyone, please.

481
00:37:52.770 --> 00:37:56.107
Everyone please get to your seats, okay?

482
00:37:56.732 --> 00:37:59.485
It's time to give
your final painting presentation.

483
00:37:59.568 --> 00:38:02.863
So, I want everyone ready
with their painting at their easel.

484
00:38:03.322 --> 00:38:05.116
Okay, time for roll call.

485
00:38:06.200 --> 00:38:08.494
Tara Hyman?

486
00:38:10.830 --> 00:38:12.456
-[woman 5] Here!
-[woman 6] Here.

487
00:38:12.581 --> 00:38:13.958
[woman 4] Two of you today.

488
00:38:16.627 --> 00:38:18.754
Mike Hunthertz?

489
00:38:20.715 --> 00:38:22.133
-[man 3] Here.
-[woman 4] Oh.

490
00:38:22.591 --> 00:38:24.093
Hi, Mike, always on time.

491
00:38:26.512 --> 00:38:28.973
Nate Palamino?

492
00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:31.517
Nate?

493
00:38:33.644 --> 00:38:34.645
Nate?

494
00:38:35.521 --> 00:38:36.480
Nate?

495
00:38:37.356 --> 00:38:38.399
Nate?

496
00:38:38.774 --> 00:38:39.817
[door opens]

497
00:38:40.443 --> 00:38:41.736
Miss Jackson!

498
00:38:41.819 --> 00:38:43.821
[rock music plays]

499
00:38:43.904 --> 00:38:46.115
[cheering and applause]

500
00:38:51.329 --> 00:38:54.457
-Sorry I'm late, Miss Jackson.
-[Miss Jackson] It's fine, Nate.

501
00:38:54.540 --> 00:38:57.877
You're just in time to give
your final painting presentation.

502
00:38:57.960 --> 00:38:59.086
[Nate] Oh.

503
00:38:59.712 --> 00:39:00.796
My...

504
00:39:01.255 --> 00:39:02.465
my painting. [chuckles]

505
00:39:03.174 --> 00:39:04.633
Forgot that was due today.

506
00:39:05.468 --> 00:39:08.387
[Miss Jackson] It's fine, Nate.
Just present whatever you have.

507
00:39:09.221 --> 00:39:10.056
[Nate] Okay.

508
00:39:10.431 --> 00:39:12.350
[moans, panting]

509
00:39:22.318 --> 00:39:24.070
[breathing heavily]

510
00:39:25.071 --> 00:39:27.573
This is a portrait

511
00:39:28.407 --> 00:39:30.034
of my ex-girlfriend...

512
00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:32.953
Helen.

513
00:39:34.663 --> 00:39:36.665
[laughs]

514
00:39:42.922 --> 00:39:44.048
I'm...

515
00:39:46.550 --> 00:39:49.136
sorry it's not really finished,
Miss Jackson, huh...

516
00:39:49.845 --> 00:39:51.972
We've been going through a breakup, so...

517
00:39:52.723 --> 00:39:54.475
it's been pretty tough to work on.

518
00:39:54.975 --> 00:39:56.143
[Miss Jackson] It's fine, Nate.

519
00:39:56.227 --> 00:39:58.687
Why don't you just start
with some of the symbolism?

520
00:39:59.188 --> 00:40:00.064
Okay.

521
00:40:04.944 --> 00:40:06.112
So...

522
00:40:08.322 --> 00:40:09.573
I painted a...

523
00:40:10.408 --> 00:40:11.909
casserole dish...

524
00:40:13.577 --> 00:40:15.579
[laughs]

525
00:40:28.676 --> 00:40:30.010
...around her pussy...

526
00:40:31.303 --> 00:40:35.474
because I love how her pussy
tastes like tuna casserole.

527
00:40:37.184 --> 00:40:39.270
[Miss Jackson] Wow, Nate,
that's really beautiful.

528
00:40:39.353 --> 00:40:42.773
You know, there's a phenomenon
called bacterial vaginosis...

529
00:40:43.357 --> 00:40:44.859
and when there's an overgrowth

530
00:40:44.942 --> 00:40:47.945
of a perfectly naturally-occurring
bacteria in the vagina,

531
00:40:48.028 --> 00:40:51.240
-it causes that fishy odor.
-[Nate] Okay, Miss Jackson.

532
00:40:51.323 --> 00:40:53.826
I don't want to know
all the magician's tricks.

533
00:40:53.909 --> 00:40:55.911
[laughs]

534
00:40:59.081 --> 00:41:00.166
Anyway...

535
00:41:01.041 --> 00:41:04.545
it was pretty tough to work on her face
because she's just...

536
00:41:05.254 --> 00:41:06.797
so beautiful and...

537
00:41:07.339 --> 00:41:10.050
I couldn't stand to look at her anymore,
and...

538
00:41:10.593 --> 00:41:12.261
I'm sorry, Miss Jackson. I just--

539
00:41:12.344 --> 00:41:16.098
I just really can't give
this presentation right now. It's too raw.

540
00:41:16.182 --> 00:41:18.851
-I got to get out of here.
-[Miss Jackson] Nate! Wait.

541
00:41:25.149 --> 00:41:26.150
[Nate] Yeah?

542
00:41:27.109 --> 00:41:30.321
[Miss Jackson] I'm sorry I pushed you
to give that presentation.

543
00:41:30.571 --> 00:41:32.323
I didn't realize you were so...

544
00:41:33.282 --> 00:41:34.408
sensitive.

545
00:41:35.826 --> 00:41:38.704
[Nate] Yeah, I guess I am...

546
00:41:40.080 --> 00:41:41.123
sensitive.

547
00:41:42.041 --> 00:41:44.793
[Miss Jackson]
Listen, I'd like to make it up to you.

548
00:41:44.877 --> 00:41:47.963
I have an extra ticket
to this show tonight called Nate.

549
00:41:48.339 --> 00:41:49.882
[Nate] Nate? That's my name.

550
00:41:50.216 --> 00:41:52.801
[Miss Jackson] Yeah,
that's why I thought you might like it.

551
00:41:53.844 --> 00:41:56.180
Would you want to come with me?

552
00:41:56.514 --> 00:41:59.266
[Nate] Fuck, yeah. [laughs]

553
00:41:59.350 --> 00:42:02.186
[both laughing]

554
00:42:04.188 --> 00:42:08.776
[Nate] Oh, my God.
That guy was hilarious! [laughs]

555
00:42:09.276 --> 00:42:11.111
Shit. Huh...

556
00:42:12.696 --> 00:42:16.534
That tiny motorcycle? Genius. [laughs]

557
00:42:16.617 --> 00:42:20.329
[Miss Jackson] I know.
I can't believe I let him grab my tits!

558
00:42:20.412 --> 00:42:21.997
[laughs]

559
00:42:22.248 --> 00:42:23.582
[Nate] Yeah, so crazy.

560
00:42:24.500 --> 00:42:27.461
[Miss Jackson] I just didn't really get
why he pulled out an axe.

561
00:42:27.545 --> 00:42:28.712
[Nate shrugs]

562
00:42:30.631 --> 00:42:32.675
Yeah, he lost me there.

563
00:42:34.468 --> 00:42:35.427
[grunts]

564
00:42:35.511 --> 00:42:38.556
Anyway, I think we're both pretty drunk.

565
00:42:39.139 --> 00:42:41.934
Can I-- Can I call you a Lyft?

566
00:42:42.017 --> 00:42:44.061
[Miss Jackson] Actually, I prefer Uber.

567
00:42:44.520 --> 00:42:48.607
[Nate] Wow! You're the exact opposite...

568
00:42:50.109 --> 00:42:51.819
of my ex. [chuckles]

569
00:42:52.695 --> 00:42:56.448
[Miss Jackson] But you know what?
I don't really want to go home right now.

570
00:42:56.532 --> 00:43:00.160
It's so beautiful out here
overlooking Niagara Falls.

571
00:43:02.496 --> 00:43:03.497
[Nate] Yeah.

572
00:43:07.418 --> 00:43:11.297
Look, you can see the United States
of America from here.

573
00:43:14.675 --> 00:43:18.512
[Miss Jackson] Wow!
USA is amazing. [chuckles]

574
00:43:21.056 --> 00:43:27.688
♪ Oh, say can you see ♪

575
00:43:28.272 --> 00:43:34.945
♪ By the dawn's early light ♪

576
00:43:37.364 --> 00:43:40.534
[Nate] Wow, that's a beautiful song.

577
00:43:43.203 --> 00:43:44.330
What is that?

578
00:43:44.413 --> 00:43:46.874
[laughs]

579
00:43:49.043 --> 00:43:51.837
Oh, my gosh.
Miss Jackson, you're shivering.

580
00:43:52.129 --> 00:43:54.673
-Do you want my jacket?
-[Miss Jackson] Yeah, if you don't mind.

581
00:43:54.757 --> 00:43:56.175
[Nate] No, of course not.

582
00:43:56.258 --> 00:43:59.011
Wouldn't want you getting cold
while we look up at the stars.

583
00:43:59.094 --> 00:44:00.929
[Miss Jackson] Yeah, thanks.

584
00:44:03.015 --> 00:44:06.185
Do you know any constellations?

585
00:44:06.268 --> 00:44:08.854
[Nate] Constellations? Sure do.

586
00:44:09.146 --> 00:44:14.318
There's Orion's Belt,
and there's the Big Dipper.

587
00:44:14.401 --> 00:44:15.986
[Miss Jackson] And what's that?

588
00:44:16.070 --> 00:44:18.072
[laughs]

589
00:44:24.453 --> 00:44:26.246
[Nate] Oh, that's...

590
00:44:26.955 --> 00:44:28.290
That's...

591
00:44:33.754 --> 00:44:34.797
[Miss Jackson] Nate?

592
00:44:41.470 --> 00:44:42.429
Nate?

593
00:44:48.143 --> 00:44:49.436
-Nate!
-Oh! [chuckles]

594
00:44:49.937 --> 00:44:52.981
Sorry, I passed out for a sec. [chuckles]

595
00:44:53.816 --> 00:44:55.734
Maybe we should be getting home.

596
00:44:55.818 --> 00:44:57.820
[Miss Jackson] Shhh.

597
00:44:58.362 --> 00:44:59.321
[moans]

598
00:45:01.990 --> 00:45:06.078
♪ The itsy-bitsy spider ♪

599
00:45:06.620 --> 00:45:10.290
♪ Went down the water spout ♪

600
00:45:11.125 --> 00:45:15.462
♪ Down came the rain ♪

601
00:45:15.546 --> 00:45:20.300
♪ And washed the spider out ♪

602
00:45:21.343 --> 00:45:25.431
♪ Out came the sun ♪

603
00:45:25.556 --> 00:45:30.728
♪ And dried up all the rain ♪

604
00:45:31.145 --> 00:45:36.316
♪ And the itsy-bitsy spider ♪

605
00:45:37.151 --> 00:45:38.902
♪ Went up... ♪

606
00:45:38.986 --> 00:45:41.488
[Nate grunts] Oh, shit.

607
00:45:41.572 --> 00:45:43.574
[moans]

608
00:45:48.954 --> 00:45:51.081
[laughs]

609
00:45:54.126 --> 00:45:55.544
[moans]

610
00:45:55.627 --> 00:45:56.795
Damn.

611
00:45:57.588 --> 00:46:00.257
A hand job overlooking Niagara Falls?

612
00:46:05.095 --> 00:46:06.805
[Miss Jackson] Suck your own dick.

613
00:46:14.438 --> 00:46:15.397
[Nate] What?

614
00:46:16.273 --> 00:46:18.066
[Miss Jackson] Suck your own dick.

615
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:23.238
[Nate] Suck my own dick?

616
00:46:23.697 --> 00:46:26.992
Believe me, I'd love to,
but I don't think I'm flexible--

617
00:46:27.075 --> 00:46:29.411
[moans]

618
00:46:36.293 --> 00:46:38.337
Oh, my God! I'm amazing.

619
00:46:38.879 --> 00:46:40.339
Oh, shit. Wow!

620
00:46:40.672 --> 00:46:42.466
[moans]

621
00:46:42.674 --> 00:46:44.176
What are you doing back there?

622
00:46:44.551 --> 00:46:46.094
[moans]

623
00:46:50.182 --> 00:46:51.600
[moans]

624
00:46:57.606 --> 00:46:59.858
[Miss Jackson] Your ass tastes amazing.

625
00:47:00.984 --> 00:47:04.029
I want you to fuck me
overlooking Niagara Falls.

626
00:47:04.446 --> 00:47:06.657
[Nate] Fuck you overlooking Niagara Falls?

627
00:47:06.990 --> 00:47:08.325
Yes, ma'am.

628
00:47:08.408 --> 00:47:10.327
[Miss Jackson] I want you
to take off all my--

629
00:47:10.410 --> 00:47:11.328
[Nate] Oh, shit.

630
00:47:13.205 --> 00:47:14.206
[grunts]

631
00:47:15.374 --> 00:47:17.209
[chuckles]

632
00:47:17.626 --> 00:47:18.877
Your body fell apart.

633
00:47:20.712 --> 00:47:23.674
[Miss Jackson] Yeah, sometimes
it just happens when I'm really drunk.

634
00:47:23.757 --> 00:47:25.050
[moans]

635
00:47:26.093 --> 00:47:29.012
I still just want you
to take off all my clothes,

636
00:47:30.347 --> 00:47:31.557
and I want you to--

637
00:47:32.140 --> 00:47:33.725
And don't forget my hair.

638
00:47:38.146 --> 00:47:41.108
-And I want you to--
-[Nate] Oh. I'll need that. [chuckles]

639
00:47:42.109 --> 00:47:44.653
[Miss Jackson] I want you
to put me back together...

640
00:47:45.529 --> 00:47:47.281
[panting]

641
00:47:47.364 --> 00:47:48.866
[Nate] You got it, baby.

642
00:47:55.080 --> 00:47:56.415
[moans]

643
00:47:59.918 --> 00:48:01.211
May I...

644
00:48:06.925 --> 00:48:08.886
fuck you on Niagara Falls?

645
00:48:09.636 --> 00:48:11.013
[Miss Jackson] You may.

646
00:48:13.390 --> 00:48:18.395
[both moaning]

647
00:48:22.316 --> 00:48:24.776
[Miss Jackson] Nate, Nate, Nate.

648
00:48:25.819 --> 00:48:28.530
[Nate] Miss Jackson.

649
00:48:29.448 --> 00:48:31.867
[Miss Jackson] Nate, Nate, Nate.

650
00:48:32.826 --> 00:48:35.495
[Nate] Miss Jackson.

651
00:48:36.204 --> 00:48:38.749
[Miss Jackson] Nate, Nate, Nate.

652
00:48:39.625 --> 00:48:42.169
[Nate] Miss Jackson.

653
00:48:53.847 --> 00:48:54.723
Hm...

654
00:48:57.225 --> 00:48:58.310
Miss Jackson?

655
00:49:02.731 --> 00:49:03.815
Miss Jackson?

656
00:49:09.446 --> 00:49:11.239
-Miss Jackson?
-[Miss Jackson] What?

657
00:49:16.536 --> 00:49:17.913
[Nate] Phew.

658
00:49:19.665 --> 00:49:22.084
Everyone thought
you were asleep. [chuckles]

659
00:49:24.002 --> 00:49:27.214
[Miss Jackson] Oh, no, sorry.
I just zoned out for a sec.

660
00:49:27.673 --> 00:49:30.008
Oh, my God! Your dick's so big.
Feels so good.

661
00:49:30.092 --> 00:49:32.803
[laughs and applause]

662
00:49:35.555 --> 00:49:36.682
[Nate] Yeah, it does.

663
00:49:38.517 --> 00:49:41.228
Miss Jackson.

664
00:49:51.238 --> 00:49:52.197
Miss Jackson?

665
00:49:54.992 --> 00:49:56.076
Miss Jackson?

666
00:49:57.619 --> 00:49:58.453
Hey.

667
00:49:59.621 --> 00:50:00.914
You zone out again?

668
00:50:06.503 --> 00:50:07.504
Oh, shit.

669
00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:10.007
Come on.

670
00:50:16.054 --> 00:50:17.180
Come on, get up.

671
00:50:18.765 --> 00:50:20.308
Let's-- let's get you home.

672
00:50:22.269 --> 00:50:23.603
Oh, shit.

673
00:50:25.856 --> 00:50:27.190
Hey, Lucas!

674
00:50:27.274 --> 00:50:28.942
[laughs]

675
00:50:39.661 --> 00:50:40.746
[Lucas] Hi, Nate.

676
00:50:43.206 --> 00:50:45.959
Hey, man, I need your help
at Niagara Falls.

677
00:50:50.130 --> 00:50:51.757
-Coming.
-Okay.

678
00:50:59.931 --> 00:51:01.224
Thank you. Huh...

679
00:51:01.850 --> 00:51:05.312
This is Miss Jackson,
my art teacher I was telling you about.

680
00:51:06.563 --> 00:51:08.190
We were on a date and we...

681
00:51:09.149 --> 00:51:11.443
We both had a little too much to drink...

682
00:51:12.027 --> 00:51:13.278
and she passed out.

683
00:51:14.738 --> 00:51:17.574
So, I just need some help
getting her home.

684
00:51:20.494 --> 00:51:22.370
-Okay.
-Do you want to...?

685
00:51:23.330 --> 00:51:24.706
You wanna grab her legs?

686
00:51:25.832 --> 00:51:26.833
Sure.

687
00:51:29.753 --> 00:51:33.006
Huh, just one sec.

688
00:51:39.012 --> 00:51:40.347
Is what I did wrong?

689
00:51:47.020 --> 00:51:47.854
[man 4] Yeah.

690
00:51:48.271 --> 00:51:49.189
[Nate] Yeah?

691
00:51:54.277 --> 00:51:55.737
Is what I did wrong?

692
00:52:01.743 --> 00:52:04.454
-Just a yes or no.
-[laughs]

693
00:52:06.748 --> 00:52:07.874
-[man 5] No.
-[woman 7] No.

694
00:52:07.958 --> 00:52:10.043
-[Nate] No?
-[man 6] It's not wrong. She passed out.

695
00:52:10.127 --> 00:52:10.961
Yes?

696
00:52:11.044 --> 00:52:12.796
[woman 8] She said it right after...

697
00:52:12.879 --> 00:52:13.964
-[woman 9] Yes.
-[man 7] Yeah.

698
00:52:14.047 --> 00:52:15.549
-[man 8] No.
-[woman 10] No.

699
00:52:16.133 --> 00:52:17.092
[man 9] No.

700
00:52:17.717 --> 00:52:19.010
-[man 10] Yes.
-[man 11] Yes.

701
00:52:19.177 --> 00:52:20.679
-[woman 11] No.
-[woman 12] Yes.

702
00:52:21.930 --> 00:52:23.098
[woman 13] You asked.

703
00:52:27.561 --> 00:52:28.812
It's confusing, huh?

704
00:52:33.358 --> 00:52:35.735
All right, she just lives
right back there, man.

705
00:52:36.736 --> 00:52:40.031
[laughs and applause]

706
00:52:43.952 --> 00:52:45.829
Thank you so much, man.

707
00:52:46.746 --> 00:52:52.794
♪ Peanut butter, peanut butter
Spread out ♪

708
00:52:53.211 --> 00:52:57.632
Peanut butter, peanut--
Dude, now's not really the time.

709
00:52:58.675 --> 00:52:59.509
[Lucas] Hm...

710
00:53:00.427 --> 00:53:01.678
Thanks so much, man.

711
00:53:02.137 --> 00:53:04.014
I'll see you at the bake sale?

712
00:53:05.432 --> 00:53:06.308
Yeah.

713
00:53:07.434 --> 00:53:09.186
Thank you. Thanks again.

714
00:53:22.866 --> 00:53:24.326
I gotta wash that off.

715
00:53:29.206 --> 00:53:30.790
Is what I did wrong?

716
00:53:34.252 --> 00:53:35.712
Come on, Nate.

717
00:53:37.130 --> 00:53:38.715
Express yourself.

718
00:53:40.967 --> 00:53:42.677
Come on, Nate.

719
00:53:43.970 --> 00:53:46.056
Express yourself.

720
00:53:47.390 --> 00:53:49.601
Express yourself!

721
00:53:50.352 --> 00:53:54.189
[screams] Express yourself!

722
00:54:25.804 --> 00:54:26.930
[laughs]

723
00:55:11.016 --> 00:55:13.018
[Miss Jackson] Huh, I got too drunk.

724
00:55:15.270 --> 00:55:16.604
I got too drunk.

725
00:55:19.399 --> 00:55:20.567
[moans]

726
00:55:20.650 --> 00:55:23.445
I shouldn't have had that much to drink
before the show.

727
00:55:25.363 --> 00:55:26.531
[moans]

728
00:55:28.116 --> 00:55:29.075
I mean...

729
00:55:30.201 --> 00:55:32.871
I don't think he meant
to do anything wrong. I just...

730
00:55:33.663 --> 00:55:34.956
I don't remember.

731
00:55:36.708 --> 00:55:38.668
I mean, I remember eating his ass.

732
00:55:44.382 --> 00:55:45.800
But not much after that.

733
00:55:48.053 --> 00:55:50.972
All right, class.
Everyone, please get to your seats.

734
00:55:51.056 --> 00:55:52.932
[laughs]

735
00:55:54.726 --> 00:55:57.020
It's time for roll call. [clears throat]

736
00:55:59.856 --> 00:56:01.483
Okay. [clears throat]

737
00:56:10.658 --> 00:56:12.619
Tara Hyman?

738
00:56:16.831 --> 00:56:18.917
-[woman 5] Here.
-Just one of you today?

739
00:56:22.128 --> 00:56:24.464
Okay, Mike Hunthertz?

740
00:56:25.048 --> 00:56:27.884
-[man 3] Here.
-Hey, Mike. Always on time.

741
00:56:27.967 --> 00:56:28.968
[clears throat]

742
00:56:31.638 --> 00:56:33.807
Nate Palamino.

743
00:56:36.726 --> 00:56:37.936
Nate?

744
00:56:39.896 --> 00:56:40.814
Nate?

745
00:56:42.315 --> 00:56:43.233
Nate?

746
00:56:45.110 --> 00:56:47.821
Nate, Nate, Nate.

747
00:56:48.863 --> 00:56:50.365
[panting]

748
00:56:50.448 --> 00:56:53.076
Nate, Nate, Nate.

749
00:57:09.342 --> 00:57:10.593
[Nate] Miss Jackson!

750
00:57:11.553 --> 00:57:13.555
[laughs]

751
00:57:14.681 --> 00:57:15.765
[Miss Jackson] Nate.

752
00:57:16.391 --> 00:57:17.767
[Nate] I'm sorry I'm late.

753
00:57:18.226 --> 00:57:20.520
-[Miss Jackson] It's fine.
-[Nate] Oh. Well...

754
00:57:21.479 --> 00:57:23.148
about last night...

755
00:57:23.690 --> 00:57:24.524
hm...

756
00:57:26.151 --> 00:57:28.862
We were both too drunk,

757
00:57:30.238 --> 00:57:31.906
and we shouldn't have had sex.

758
00:57:32.824 --> 00:57:34.826
So, I wanted to say

759
00:57:35.535 --> 00:57:38.413
I'm sorry I raped you.

760
00:57:40.415 --> 00:57:42.041
[Miss Jackson] Nate, I mean...

761
00:57:42.417 --> 00:57:45.920
you were drunk too, and I ate your ass
and made you suck your own dick.

762
00:57:51.843 --> 00:57:53.720
So, I'm sorry

763
00:57:54.637 --> 00:57:55.889
I raped you.

764
00:57:57.515 --> 00:57:58.475
[Nate] No.

765
00:57:59.225 --> 00:58:02.061
I'm sorry I raped you.

766
00:58:02.979 --> 00:58:07.025
[Miss Jackson] No, I'm sorry I raped you.

767
00:58:07.817 --> 00:58:09.402
[Nate] No, I raped you.

768
00:58:11.988 --> 00:58:13.740
[Miss Jackson] No, I raped you.

769
00:58:14.491 --> 00:58:16.034
[Nate] No, I raped you.

770
00:58:16.451 --> 00:58:19.037
-[Miss Jackson] No, I raped you.
-[Nate] No, I raped you!

771
00:58:19.162 --> 00:58:20.997
-[Miss Jackson] I raped you!
-[Nate] Freeze!

772
00:58:21.080 --> 00:58:23.458
[laughs]

773
00:58:27.754 --> 00:58:28.838
Hey, everyone.

774
00:58:29.756 --> 00:58:31.382
I'm Nate Palamino.

775
00:58:33.259 --> 00:58:36.054
Thanks so much for coming out
to my solo show.

776
00:58:37.013 --> 00:58:38.765
I worked really hard on it,

777
00:58:38.848 --> 00:58:40.850
so I hope the message was clear.

778
00:58:53.571 --> 00:58:56.115
[cheering]

779
00:59:00.495 --> 00:59:01.621
Thank you, guys.

780
00:59:04.582 --> 00:59:08.336
Thank you. Thank you, guys.

781
00:59:09.504 --> 00:59:12.006
Thank you! Thank you so much.

782
00:59:13.007 --> 00:59:16.636
Thank you. Thank you, guys.

783
00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:18.763
Have a good night! See you!

784
00:59:19.222 --> 00:59:22.475
["Comin' Up for Air" by Stephen Emil Dudas
& Mark G Hart playing]