WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:13.375 --> 00:00:16.663 Now for the much anticipated performance every year 4 00:00:16.667 --> 00:00:19.079 let's put our hands together for our beloved gm 5 00:00:19.083 --> 00:00:23.656 mister chow-chee-beng 6 00:00:34.500 --> 00:00:39.995 Don't despair in a moment of failure 7 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:45.745 don't fear when you're down and out 8 00:00:45.750 --> 00:00:49.322 if you lose hope 9 00:00:49.333 --> 00:00:52.120 and drown your sorrows 10 00:00:52.125 --> 00:00:54.537 you're but a scarecrow with a body and no soul 11 00:00:54.542 --> 00:00:55.247 mrs chow 12 00:00:55.458 --> 00:00:57.619 your husband is qualified to join the voice competition 13 00:00:57.625 --> 00:00:59.786 such a pity that he sings only once a year 14 00:01:00.458 --> 00:01:02.665 he'll only do that with familiar company 15 00:01:02.667 --> 00:01:04.373 he wouldn't dare to otherwise 16 00:01:06.375 --> 00:01:09.207 destiny plays a part 17 00:01:09.208 --> 00:01:11.699 but more is in our control 18 00:01:11.708 --> 00:01:17.624 you have to fight in order to win 19 00:01:19.417 --> 00:01:21.157 your gm is quite popular 20 00:01:21.167 --> 00:01:22.167 yes he is 21 00:01:22.792 --> 00:01:24.282 then why him? 22 00:01:28.708 --> 00:01:30.790 Be a man 23 00:01:31.583 --> 00:01:33.790 not a sissy 24 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:40.280 fight on so you will win 25 00:01:43.417 --> 00:01:45.123 thank you 26 00:01:45.792 --> 00:01:46.451 all right everyone 27 00:01:46.458 --> 00:01:48.540 now it's time for our grand lucky draw 28 00:01:48.542 --> 00:01:50.032 let's invite our ceo to the stage 29 00:01:50.250 --> 00:01:51.706 a round of applause please 30 00:01:54.083 --> 00:01:55.083 daddy 31 00:01:55.125 --> 00:01:56.706 you are ♪awesome 32 00:01:57.625 --> 00:01:59.456 and you are ♪sweet talker 33 00:02:00.625 --> 00:02:01.726 so I heard you have shifted? 34 00:02:01.750 --> 00:02:02.750 Congratulations 35 00:02:02.792 --> 00:02:03.531 well 36 00:02:03.750 --> 00:02:04.830 as the kid grows taller 37 00:02:05.042 --> 00:02:06.452 the ceiling needs to go higher 38 00:02:06.917 --> 00:02:08.999 the winning number for today's grand prize is 39 00:02:09.917 --> 00:02:11.517 they're announcing the first prize winner 40 00:02:12.708 --> 00:02:14.369 four-four-four 41 00:02:15.708 --> 00:02:16.743 who's got it? 42 00:02:17.250 --> 00:02:18.456 It's me! It's me! It's me 43 00:02:18.958 --> 00:02:20.073 here! Four-four-four 44 00:02:20.375 --> 00:02:20.739 sorry everyone 45 00:02:20.958 --> 00:02:22.434 - thank you! Thank you - Congratulations 46 00:02:22.458 --> 00:02:23.823 congratulations chee beng 47 00:02:24.042 --> 00:02:24.781 thank you 48 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:26.035 this is for you 49 00:02:30.042 --> 00:02:30.747 let's take a picture together 50 00:02:30.958 --> 00:02:31.958 yes! 51 00:02:34.083 --> 00:02:35.323 Thank you everyone 52 00:02:35.750 --> 00:02:36.364 honey 53 00:02:36.583 --> 00:02:37.934 we've got a $2000 cosmetic voucher 54 00:02:37.958 --> 00:02:40.074 that's awesome! 55 00:02:40.792 --> 00:02:42.828 Eight seven 56 00:02:43.042 --> 00:02:47.323 six five four three 57 00:02:47.583 --> 00:02:48.583 two 58 00:02:48.792 --> 00:02:49.792 one 59 00:02:49.917 --> 00:02:52.784 happy new year 60 00:03:04.958 --> 00:03:07.950 Daddy happy new year 61 00:03:12.750 --> 00:03:15.822 dear I am pregnant again 62 00:03:21.875 --> 00:03:22.990 Fortune 63 00:03:23.875 --> 00:03:24.990 comes rolling in 64 00:03:25.458 --> 00:03:27.119 fortune comes rolling 65 00:03:27.375 --> 00:03:29.081 fortune comes rolling in 66 00:03:29.292 --> 00:03:30.782 may you be prosperous 67 00:03:31.083 --> 00:03:32.664 prosperous always 68 00:03:32.875 --> 00:03:34.536 may romance comes your way 69 00:03:34.750 --> 00:03:36.411 be loved all your life 70 00:03:38.625 --> 00:03:39.114 please 71 00:03:39.333 --> 00:03:40.333 keep this from my wife 72 00:03:40.500 --> 00:03:41.500 all right take care 73 00:03:52.625 --> 00:03:54.081 Happy new year 74 00:03:54.083 --> 00:03:55.823 happy new year to you sis 75 00:03:56.333 --> 00:03:57.038 happy new year 76 00:03:57.042 --> 00:03:58.782 uncle! Red packet please 77 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:01.534 sis 78 00:04:01.542 --> 00:04:03.123 so how's your new swimming pool? 79 00:04:03.125 --> 00:04:04.456 I find it a little small 80 00:04:04.458 --> 00:04:05.789 I think we'll change to a bigger one 81 00:04:05.792 --> 00:04:07.077 really? 82 00:04:07.083 --> 00:04:08.664 You may not believe in this 83 00:04:08.667 --> 00:04:10.498 but have you blessed the house? 84 00:04:10.500 --> 00:04:11.535 Must I? 85 00:04:11.542 --> 00:04:13.282 Of course 86 00:04:13.292 --> 00:04:14.292 all right 87 00:04:15.458 --> 00:04:15.992 uncle 88 00:04:16.208 --> 00:04:17.948 there's only $2 in your red packet 89 00:04:18.167 --> 00:04:19.207 are you financially tight? 90 00:04:19.542 --> 00:04:21.123 Is it? -Girl. Don't be rude. 91 00:04:21.125 --> 00:04:22.240 It's all right 92 00:04:22.250 --> 00:04:23.615 I probably gave you the wrong one 93 00:04:24.208 --> 00:04:25.323 here's the right one 94 00:04:25.542 --> 00:04:26.542 thank you 95 00:04:27.167 --> 00:04:28.327 it's time to toss the yusheng 96 00:04:29.042 --> 00:04:29.280 come on 97 00:04:29.500 --> 00:04:30.500 let's toss the yusheng 98 00:04:31.208 --> 00:04:32.038 time to toss the yusheng 99 00:04:32.042 --> 00:04:33.031 my name is chow chee beng 100 00:04:33.042 --> 00:04:34.282 I am 44 years old this year 101 00:04:34.500 --> 00:04:35.034 since graduation 102 00:04:35.250 --> 00:04:37.536 I have been working at strongman construction 103 00:04:37.750 --> 00:04:40.018 I have worked through the ranks till the general manager level 104 00:04:40.042 --> 00:04:41.202 I hope to find a job 105 00:04:41.417 --> 00:04:45.080 that pays $30000 to $32000 a month 106 00:04:45.083 --> 00:04:46.803 so how many years have you been working for? 107 00:04:47.500 --> 00:04:48.580 Seventeen years 108 00:04:48.792 --> 00:04:51.329 so this is the first time you're unemployed in 17 years? 109 00:04:52.417 --> 00:04:53.417 Yes 110 00:04:55.875 --> 00:04:57.456 sorry you don't look the part 111 00:04:57.458 --> 00:04:58.072 what? 112 00:04:58.458 --> 00:05:00.073 You are just too old for this start up 113 00:05:02.083 --> 00:05:02.492 I'm sorry 114 00:05:02.708 --> 00:05:04.289 you're just too expensive to hire 115 00:05:11.500 --> 00:05:13.411 Do you know I'm really hard up for money? 116 00:05:13.625 --> 00:05:15.081 And I just bought my house 117 00:05:15.292 --> 00:05:17.078 do you know how much is my housing loan? 118 00:05:17.292 --> 00:05:18.953 I don't know how much is your housing loan 119 00:05:19.167 --> 00:05:20.953 but I know you can sell your house 120 00:05:21.167 --> 00:05:23.078 and liquidate your assets for cash 121 00:05:23.083 --> 00:05:24.163 you do have assets 122 00:05:24.375 --> 00:05:25.559 it's not like you have nothing 123 00:05:25.583 --> 00:05:27.073 my wife will kill me 124 00:05:27.292 --> 00:05:28.892 I suggest you come clean with your family 125 00:05:30.250 --> 00:05:32.787 this is the last job match we can offer you 126 00:05:33.125 --> 00:05:34.410 if it still doesn't work out 127 00:05:34.625 --> 00:05:36.536 I suggest that you sell your house 128 00:05:57.375 --> 00:05:58.034 Hello 129 00:05:58.250 --> 00:05:59.250 are you number one? 130 00:05:59.458 --> 00:06:00.197 I am brother fa 131 00:06:00.417 --> 00:06:02.453 brother fa! Come and take a sit 132 00:06:02.667 --> 00:06:03.809 what would you like to drink? 133 00:06:03.833 --> 00:06:05.118 Plain Milo please 134 00:06:07.667 --> 00:06:08.406 I'll take you 135 00:06:08.625 --> 00:06:10.331 no I should be giving you a treat 136 00:06:10.542 --> 00:06:11.122 no 137 00:06:11.333 --> 00:06:13.164 I meant I am hiring you 138 00:06:14.333 --> 00:06:15.333 this is it? 139 00:06:15.750 --> 00:06:17.160 How else would you have it? 140 00:06:17.625 --> 00:06:18.625 I mean 141 00:06:18.792 --> 00:06:21.329 don't you find me a little old? 142 00:06:21.542 --> 00:06:22.782 What am I then? 143 00:06:23.375 --> 00:06:24.375 That's true 144 00:06:26.167 --> 00:06:27.532 about the salary? 145 00:06:27.750 --> 00:06:29.536 As for the salary 146 00:06:29.750 --> 00:06:31.786 it is up to you to earn as much as you can 147 00:06:32.125 --> 00:06:33.476 the basic pay is already pretty good 148 00:06:33.500 --> 00:06:35.161 so your company has a commission system? 149 00:06:35.167 --> 00:06:36.167 Mmmm 150 00:06:37.750 --> 00:06:39.160 let me pay for this 151 00:06:44.542 --> 00:06:45.542 Thank you 152 00:06:49.875 --> 00:06:50.534 but I have to say this 153 00:06:50.750 --> 00:06:53.583 can you start from the position of agm? 154 00:06:55.750 --> 00:06:56.409 Isn't it supposed to be gm? 155 00:06:56.625 --> 00:06:58.456 Sorry 156 00:06:58.667 --> 00:06:59.667 I am the gm 157 00:07:01.208 --> 00:07:02.573 yes yes yes 158 00:07:02.792 --> 00:07:03.998 actually 159 00:07:04.208 --> 00:07:05.268 I am more concerned about the pay 160 00:07:05.292 --> 00:07:06.292 job titles and such 161 00:07:06.500 --> 00:07:07.500 don't matter much to me 162 00:07:07.667 --> 00:07:08.667 that's great 163 00:07:16.292 --> 00:07:17.292 Here we are 164 00:07:20.208 --> 00:07:20.822 this is a nightclub? 165 00:07:20.833 --> 00:07:21.833 Yes 166 00:07:22.125 --> 00:07:23.125 it is really simple 167 00:07:23.292 --> 00:07:26.204 you only need to take care of what an agm does 168 00:07:26.208 --> 00:07:28.199 and you don't have to bother about the rest of the stuff 169 00:07:28.208 --> 00:07:29.823 what does an agm do? 170 00:07:31.250 --> 00:07:32.250 Kumar 171 00:07:32.292 --> 00:07:34.283 can you brief him on the job please 172 00:07:36.458 --> 00:07:37.458 hello 173 00:07:38.542 --> 00:07:39.542 clear this 174 00:07:41.750 --> 00:07:43.240 I thought it's your job 175 00:07:43.250 --> 00:07:45.570 so you think it is always an Indian's job to clear rubbish? 176 00:07:46.458 --> 00:07:47.197 No! No! No 177 00:07:47.417 --> 00:07:48.417 I don't mean it that way 178 00:07:48.458 --> 00:07:49.243 then which way do you mean it? 179 00:07:49.458 --> 00:07:51.289 I thought you are the cleaner? 180 00:07:51.500 --> 00:07:53.115 It was my job now it's yours 181 00:07:53.333 --> 00:07:54.539 how is that so? 182 00:07:54.750 --> 00:07:57.412 I'm the ex-agm of number 1 183 00:07:57.625 --> 00:07:58.455 what? 184 00:07:58.458 --> 00:08:00.119 What your head! 185 00:08:00.333 --> 00:08:01.493 I quit! You take over 186 00:08:01.708 --> 00:08:02.823 excuse me 187 00:08:03.125 --> 00:08:04.125 exit 188 00:08:12.292 --> 00:08:13.292 Agm? 189 00:08:14.417 --> 00:08:15.417 Agm? 190 00:08:15.458 --> 00:08:16.743 Fix it fast 191 00:08:17.292 --> 00:08:18.292 sign it 192 00:08:19.708 --> 00:08:21.164 reservation? Can I have your name please? 193 00:08:21.167 --> 00:08:22.282 Hey! The toilet is blocked 194 00:08:22.292 --> 00:08:23.281 what? 195 00:08:23.292 --> 00:08:24.623 Aren't you the new agm? 196 00:08:44.292 --> 00:08:50.663 Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful 197 00:08:56.750 --> 00:08:58.365 At first I was afraid 198 00:08:58.583 --> 00:09:00.448 I was petrified 199 00:09:00.667 --> 00:09:02.282 kept thinking I can never live 200 00:09:02.500 --> 00:09:04.582 without you by my side 201 00:09:04.792 --> 00:09:07.329 but then I spent so many nights 202 00:09:07.333 --> 00:09:08.789 thinking how you did me wrong 203 00:09:09.167 --> 00:09:11.123 and I grew strong 204 00:09:11.333 --> 00:09:13.119 I learned how to get along 205 00:09:13.333 --> 00:09:15.073 and so you're back 206 00:09:15.292 --> 00:09:17.328 from outer space 207 00:09:17.333 --> 00:09:19.324 I just walked in to find you here 208 00:09:19.333 --> 00:09:21.369 with that sad look upon your face 209 00:09:21.583 --> 00:09:23.414 should have changed that stupid lock 210 00:09:23.625 --> 00:09:25.536 should have made you leave your key 211 00:09:25.750 --> 00:09:27.991 if I'd known for just one second 212 00:09:28.208 --> 00:09:29.539 you'd be back to bother me 213 00:09:29.750 --> 00:09:31.536 go on now! Go 214 00:09:31.750 --> 00:09:33.741 walk out the door 215 00:09:34.083 --> 00:09:36.119 just turn around now 216 00:09:36.333 --> 00:09:39.370 cause you're not welcome anymore 217 00:09:39.375 --> 00:09:40.364 weren't you the one 218 00:09:40.375 --> 00:09:42.161 who tried to hurt me with goodbye? 219 00:09:42.375 --> 00:09:44.366 Do you think I'd crumble? 220 00:09:44.375 --> 00:09:46.286 Did you think I'd lay down and die? 221 00:09:46.500 --> 00:09:48.240 Oh no not I 222 00:09:48.458 --> 00:09:50.323 I will survive 223 00:09:50.542 --> 00:09:53.124 oh as long as I know how to love 224 00:09:53.333 --> 00:09:55.073 I know I'll stay alive 225 00:09:55.292 --> 00:09:57.123 I've got all my life to live 226 00:09:57.333 --> 00:09:58.743 and I've got all my love to give 227 00:09:59.083 --> 00:10:00.744 and I'll survive 228 00:10:01.250 --> 00:10:03.081 I will survive 229 00:10:03.375 --> 00:10:05.366 hey! Hey 230 00:10:25.625 --> 00:10:26.625 I was looking for you 231 00:10:26.708 --> 00:10:28.039 hurry to the backstage to help them get changed 232 00:10:28.042 --> 00:10:28.451 quick! Move it 233 00:10:28.458 --> 00:10:29.038 change clothes? 234 00:10:29.250 --> 00:10:30.365 Hurry! Hurry 235 00:10:30.583 --> 00:10:31.413 faster 236 00:10:31.417 --> 00:10:32.697 brother fa! I really can't do it 237 00:10:32.792 --> 00:10:34.407 I really can't 238 00:10:34.417 --> 00:10:35.748 oh my 239 00:10:36.083 --> 00:10:36.321 I am married 240 00:10:36.542 --> 00:10:37.122 I have a wife 241 00:10:37.333 --> 00:10:38.413 I cannot look at other women 242 00:10:38.417 --> 00:10:39.601 are you sure you can't once you're married? 243 00:10:39.625 --> 00:10:41.536 You're sure you don't ever do that? 244 00:10:41.750 --> 00:10:43.115 You can't put it this way 245 00:10:43.333 --> 00:10:44.413 agm my zip got stuck 246 00:10:44.417 --> 00:10:45.497 help me fix it quick 247 00:10:45.708 --> 00:10:47.244 help 248 00:10:47.458 --> 00:10:48.618 but I don't know how to do it 249 00:10:48.750 --> 00:10:50.411 you don't even know how to pull up a zip? 250 00:10:50.417 --> 00:10:51.406 That's ridiculous 251 00:10:51.417 --> 00:10:53.408 you are so clumsy 252 00:10:53.417 --> 00:10:54.777 that even kym will not forgive you 253 00:10:55.042 --> 00:10:56.042 that's right 254 00:10:56.667 --> 00:10:57.667 who is kym? 255 00:10:57.708 --> 00:10:59.164 You don't even know kym? 256 00:10:59.375 --> 00:11:00.956 My goodness! 257 00:11:01.167 --> 00:11:01.576 Kym 258 00:11:01.792 --> 00:11:03.077 k-y-m 259 00:11:03.292 --> 00:11:04.327 kuan yin mah 260 00:11:04.542 --> 00:11:07.375 you don't even know kym! You're unbelievably stupid 261 00:11:07.583 --> 00:11:09.448 oh no she's removing her bra 262 00:11:09.458 --> 00:11:11.289 brother fa! I'm going back first 263 00:11:12.458 --> 00:11:14.538 haven't you seen drag queens changing clothes before? 264 00:11:17.208 --> 00:11:17.788 Hey 265 00:11:18.125 --> 00:11:19.393 it's helping men to change clothes 266 00:11:19.417 --> 00:11:21.373 your wife should be fine with that right? 267 00:11:22.208 --> 00:11:23.414 Ouch! Ouch 268 00:11:24.667 --> 00:11:26.032 hurry up 269 00:11:26.458 --> 00:11:27.117 it hurts! It hurts 270 00:11:27.125 --> 00:11:27.580 the showing is starting 271 00:11:27.583 --> 00:11:29.574 agm put on my shoes for me 272 00:11:34.125 --> 00:11:34.739 hey 273 00:11:35.083 --> 00:11:36.363 help me with mine when he's done 274 00:11:36.458 --> 00:11:37.538 stop your nonsense 275 00:11:37.750 --> 00:11:38.750 we're running out of time 276 00:11:39.083 --> 00:11:40.083 wear it on your own 277 00:11:40.208 --> 00:11:40.993 hurry! Let's go 278 00:11:41.208 --> 00:11:42.539 will you please hurry up? 279 00:11:43.792 --> 00:11:45.157 It's done 280 00:11:45.375 --> 00:11:46.410 good boy 281 00:11:54.208 --> 00:11:56.290 So what does an agm really do? 282 00:11:56.500 --> 00:11:58.491 It's ah gua manager 283 00:12:20.250 --> 00:12:21.285 It's already 5 A.M. 284 00:12:21.500 --> 00:12:23.365 Should I say you're really early or late? 285 00:12:23.583 --> 00:12:24.583 What happened? 286 00:12:28.375 --> 00:12:31.663 The company wanted me take charge of a Dubai account 287 00:12:33.083 --> 00:12:35.665 the middle east is in a different time zone from us 288 00:12:36.542 --> 00:12:38.533 so I only got to come back now 289 00:12:38.542 --> 00:12:39.998 how long will this go on for? 290 00:12:40.208 --> 00:12:40.537 I have no idea 291 00:12:41.083 --> 00:12:42.476 what do you mean by you don't know? 292 00:12:42.500 --> 00:12:44.184 You should check with your boss if you don't know 293 00:12:44.208 --> 00:12:46.540 if they expect you to keep this up 294 00:12:46.542 --> 00:12:48.407 you might as well relocate to Dubai 295 00:12:49.542 --> 00:12:50.542 that's right 296 00:12:51.333 --> 00:12:52.601 now that things have come to this 297 00:12:52.625 --> 00:12:53.625 I might as well quit 298 00:12:54.583 --> 00:12:56.448 you'd better not expect me to support you 299 00:12:56.667 --> 00:12:58.157 don't you dare to quit 300 00:12:59.542 --> 00:13:00.201 hey 301 00:13:00.417 --> 00:13:01.417 don't fall asleep 302 00:13:02.250 --> 00:13:04.582 send Mason and joycelyn to school first 303 00:13:05.167 --> 00:13:06.167 your Milo is ready 304 00:13:06.583 --> 00:13:07.583 get up 305 00:13:13.583 --> 00:13:14.322 Daddy 306 00:13:14.542 --> 00:13:16.578 I'm taking part in a drama class performance 307 00:13:16.583 --> 00:13:17.663 will you come and watch me? 308 00:13:17.750 --> 00:13:19.510 It depends on whether I have to work that day 309 00:13:19.708 --> 00:13:22.575 I won't be able to if I have to work 310 00:13:22.583 --> 00:13:23.288 so 311 00:13:23.500 --> 00:13:25.365 It's no promise? 312 00:13:25.583 --> 00:13:26.072 Yes 313 00:13:26.292 --> 00:13:27.372 no promise 314 00:13:28.583 --> 00:13:29.197 daddy 315 00:13:29.417 --> 00:13:31.643 we'll be going for an overseas excusion during the holidays 316 00:13:31.667 --> 00:13:33.187 we'll need to submit our fees next week 317 00:13:33.292 --> 00:13:34.572 do remember to pass me the money 318 00:13:34.708 --> 00:13:35.743 next week? 319 00:13:43.667 --> 00:13:44.667 Goodbye daddy 320 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:46.160 goodbye Mason 321 00:13:46.375 --> 00:13:47.375 uncle 322 00:13:47.417 --> 00:13:49.282 your car is so nice to sleep in 323 00:13:49.708 --> 00:13:51.494 I wish you can drive this car forever 324 00:13:51.708 --> 00:13:52.493 I hope so too 325 00:13:52.708 --> 00:13:53.708 goodbye 326 00:13:58.625 --> 00:13:59.625 hello 327 00:14:00.625 --> 00:14:02.411 this is a message from the bank 328 00:14:02.625 --> 00:14:05.037 please repay your car loan installment on time 329 00:14:06.042 --> 00:14:06.531 darn it 330 00:14:06.750 --> 00:14:08.741 fancy chasing for money early in the morning 331 00:14:12.167 --> 00:14:13.567 is there seriously no other choice? 332 00:14:13.667 --> 00:14:15.507 Are you seriously not going to sell your house? 333 00:14:26.417 --> 00:14:26.701 Brother fa 334 00:14:27.042 --> 00:14:29.078 you're back? 335 00:14:29.292 --> 00:14:30.372 See what I've told you all? 336 00:14:30.500 --> 00:14:32.411 He'll be back 337 00:14:32.625 --> 00:14:33.740 hurry give me your money 338 00:14:34.083 --> 00:14:35.414 why did you come back? 339 00:14:35.625 --> 00:14:37.665 Look! There goes the money I've saved up for perfume 340 00:14:40.375 --> 00:14:41.455 hand over the money 341 00:14:43.667 --> 00:14:44.667 oh yes 342 00:14:45.000 --> 00:14:45.659 I was so busy yesterday 343 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:47.720 that I forgot to introduce these boys to you 344 00:14:48.083 --> 00:14:48.663 come 345 00:14:48.667 --> 00:14:49.667 introduce yourselves 346 00:14:50.667 --> 00:14:53.409 hello everyone! We are the... queens 347 00:14:53.625 --> 00:14:56.082 braaaaaa... therhood 348 00:14:58.542 --> 00:14:59.702 hello agm 349 00:15:00.042 --> 00:15:01.309 I am the one with rainbow powers 350 00:15:01.333 --> 00:15:03.949 the unicorn that even has rainbow coloured poop 351 00:15:04.167 --> 00:15:04.656 surely you'll be curious 352 00:15:04.667 --> 00:15:06.874 if my poop is really rainbow-coloured 353 00:15:07.083 --> 00:15:09.043 so I'll let you know the next time I visit the loo 354 00:15:12.042 --> 00:15:14.158 next we have the cherry-mouthed tiny 355 00:15:14.375 --> 00:15:15.375 he eats tiny 356 00:15:15.542 --> 00:15:16.542 smiles and talks tiny 357 00:15:16.708 --> 00:15:18.588 even Jay chou and yoga lim sang about being tiny 358 00:15:18.625 --> 00:15:19.625 he is 359 00:15:21.458 --> 00:15:22.458 tiny 360 00:15:24.458 --> 00:15:25.458 hi 361 00:15:25.708 --> 00:15:27.699 Next we have money who was born in the yin year 362 00:15:27.708 --> 00:15:29.309 during the yin month on a yin day at a yin time 363 00:15:29.333 --> 00:15:31.643 and is easily possessed by spirits due to his eight characters 364 00:15:31.667 --> 00:15:32.702 he is money 365 00:15:32.708 --> 00:15:35.450 he's been possessed by the stingy spirit since he was three 366 00:15:37.208 --> 00:15:37.697 talking about hair 367 00:15:37.708 --> 00:15:39.699 this guy is so hairy his mother started a salon to trim his hair 368 00:15:39.708 --> 00:15:40.493 despite his hairy limbs 369 00:15:40.708 --> 00:15:42.434 no one has ever dared lay a finger on his hair 370 00:15:42.458 --> 00:15:44.995 he has to shave three times a day 371 00:15:45.208 --> 00:15:47.199 he is... Italy 372 00:15:47.417 --> 00:15:48.417 hello 373 00:15:48.500 --> 00:15:50.707 my mother really runs a hair salon 374 00:15:51.250 --> 00:15:52.535 last but not least 375 00:15:52.750 --> 00:15:53.535 the gem of number 1 376 00:15:53.750 --> 00:15:54.205 his dance moves 377 00:15:54.417 --> 00:15:55.748 put all dancers in the world to shame 378 00:15:55.750 --> 00:15:56.739 his stage presence 379 00:15:56.750 --> 00:15:58.559 will send wang feng and Nicholas tse into a frenzy 380 00:15:58.583 --> 00:15:59.743 his out-of-the-world lipsyncing skills 381 00:15:59.750 --> 00:16:01.550 smashes Shaolin temple's Shaolin boxing skills 382 00:16:01.625 --> 00:16:03.957 hailing from Taiwan 383 00:16:04.167 --> 00:16:06.328 he is 384 00:16:08.333 --> 00:16:09.539 I am pearly 385 00:16:10.042 --> 00:16:11.042 be alert 386 00:16:12.125 --> 00:16:13.125 agm 387 00:16:13.167 --> 00:16:14.247 remember to sweep the floor 388 00:16:14.417 --> 00:16:16.032 yes I will 389 00:16:18.167 --> 00:16:19.167 brother fa 390 00:16:20.042 --> 00:16:21.157 I am sorry 391 00:16:21.375 --> 00:16:22.375 I need to 392 00:16:22.500 --> 00:16:24.036 advance your pay? 393 00:16:24.750 --> 00:16:25.739 How do you know? 394 00:16:25.750 --> 00:16:27.741 Usually when someone starts with “I am sorry” 395 00:16:28.000 --> 00:16:29.740 or hem and haw 396 00:16:29.958 --> 00:16:31.573 they are looking to borrow money 397 00:16:33.333 --> 00:16:34.448 I understand 398 00:16:34.667 --> 00:16:37.079 this job is not quite suitable for you 399 00:16:37.292 --> 00:16:38.452 if you do find something else 400 00:16:38.542 --> 00:16:40.248 that suits you better 401 00:16:40.458 --> 00:16:41.117 go ahead 402 00:16:41.333 --> 00:16:42.413 I am fine with it 403 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:44.000 thank you brother fa 404 00:16:44.125 --> 00:16:46.787 well I'll just help whenever I can 405 00:16:47.042 --> 00:16:48.042 that's right 406 00:16:48.625 --> 00:16:49.785 we'll take each day as it comes 407 00:16:49.792 --> 00:16:50.792 that's right 408 00:16:51.042 --> 00:16:53.374 rest assured that I'll take good care of you 409 00:16:53.583 --> 00:16:54.163 thank you brother fa 410 00:16:54.375 --> 00:16:55.455 we're the military police 411 00:16:55.667 --> 00:16:57.123 who is the person in charge here? 412 00:16:58.292 --> 00:16:59.782 We're looking for a runaway soldier 413 00:16:59.792 --> 00:17:01.232 his family said we can find him here 414 00:17:02.083 --> 00:17:04.745 his name is heng ong huat 415 00:17:04.958 --> 00:17:06.994 who is heng ong huat? 416 00:17:08.792 --> 00:17:10.077 Hey! Stop 417 00:17:15.792 --> 00:17:16.792 Come down 418 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:21.000 stop 419 00:17:24.792 --> 00:17:25.792 stop right there 420 00:17:27.792 --> 00:17:29.157 he's making such a din 421 00:17:34.625 --> 00:17:35.284 Agm 422 00:17:35.500 --> 00:17:37.081 you did not sweep the floor 423 00:17:37.708 --> 00:17:39.414 you are heng ong huat right? 424 00:17:42.583 --> 00:17:43.583 Brother fa! Help me 425 00:17:43.792 --> 00:17:45.407 brother fal brother fa 426 00:17:55.375 --> 00:17:56.990 So noisy 427 00:17:59.042 --> 00:18:00.042 what do we do now? 428 00:18:00.083 --> 00:18:01.083 Our show is starting soon 429 00:18:01.125 --> 00:18:01.489 what do we do? 430 00:18:01.708 --> 00:18:03.573 Help to think of something quick 431 00:18:03.792 --> 00:18:05.373 yes what should we do? 432 00:18:06.667 --> 00:18:08.658 Can't they perform with four people? 433 00:18:08.875 --> 00:18:11.867 Well he won't be able to stand in the middle then 434 00:18:13.750 --> 00:18:14.785 who else can stand in? 435 00:18:18.125 --> 00:18:20.707 Hey! Didn't you say we'll help each other? 436 00:18:24.000 --> 00:18:27.077 No! No! No 437 00:18:27.292 --> 00:18:27.997 sit still 438 00:18:28.208 --> 00:18:29.208 when we're on the stage 439 00:18:29.375 --> 00:18:30.160 just sway to the music 440 00:18:30.375 --> 00:18:31.768 and don't do anything extra get it? 441 00:18:31.792 --> 00:18:32.872 Italy you'll do his hair 442 00:18:33.083 --> 00:18:34.123 money you'll do his makeup 443 00:18:34.167 --> 00:18:34.872 tiny you'll pick his clothes 444 00:18:35.083 --> 00:18:36.083 hurry 445 00:18:50.208 --> 00:18:51.744 There's a newcomer 446 00:18:56.875 --> 00:18:58.991 The wind smiles in the season of spring 447 00:18:59.208 --> 00:19:03.076 the voice is sweet in a song 448 00:19:03.542 --> 00:19:05.999 you're just like a happy bird 449 00:19:06.208 --> 00:19:08.415 the sun shines brightly in summer 450 00:19:08.625 --> 00:19:12.789 beaming on the green wilderness 451 00:19:13.000 --> 00:19:15.537 you've made the world a better place 452 00:19:15.750 --> 00:19:17.911 I remember your smile 453 00:19:18.125 --> 00:19:22.323 I remember your goodness 454 00:19:22.542 --> 00:19:25.033 the songs among the hills 455 00:19:25.250 --> 00:19:27.457 I am like a grass plain 456 00:19:27.667 --> 00:19:31.740 embraced by your gentleness 457 00:19:31.958 --> 00:19:34.244 I'm sure you know this 458 00:19:34.458 --> 00:19:36.369 you're my sister 459 00:19:36.583 --> 00:19:39.871 you're my baby 460 00:19:40.083 --> 00:19:41.163 oh yeah 461 00:19:41.542 --> 00:19:43.749 no matter how far apart we are 462 00:19:43.958 --> 00:19:45.789 you're my sister 463 00:19:46.000 --> 00:19:48.958 you're my baby 464 00:19:49.167 --> 00:19:50.247 oh yeah 465 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:53.332 I treasure what we have 466 00:19:53.542 --> 00:19:55.498 you're my sister 467 00:19:55.708 --> 00:19:58.825 you're my baby 468 00:19:59.042 --> 00:20:00.282 oh yeah 469 00:20:00.500 --> 00:20:02.786 no matter how far apart we are 470 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:05.116 you're my sister you're my baby 471 00:20:05.333 --> 00:20:06.333 you're my sister 472 00:20:06.542 --> 00:20:07.873 you're my baby 473 00:20:08.083 --> 00:20:09.914 oh yeah 474 00:20:09.917 --> 00:20:14.331 I treasure what we have 475 00:20:43.250 --> 00:20:44.250 Move! Move! Move 476 00:20:44.417 --> 00:20:45.417 I love you 477 00:20:54.583 --> 00:20:56.039 Agm 478 00:20:57.125 --> 00:20:59.241 you have danced well! Good job 479 00:20:59.458 --> 00:21:00.458 good job 480 00:21:01.417 --> 00:21:04.489 wow! You've got a red packet 481 00:21:04.708 --> 00:21:06.494 it's a little wet 482 00:21:06.708 --> 00:21:08.039 I'll dry it for you 483 00:21:13.042 --> 00:21:14.452 How is it? How did you find it? 484 00:21:18.292 --> 00:21:19.031 I am not fine with it 485 00:21:19.042 --> 00:21:20.042 why? 486 00:21:20.167 --> 00:21:21.577 You danced really well 487 00:21:21.792 --> 00:21:22.827 and the audience love it 488 00:21:23.042 --> 00:21:24.077 so why aren't you fine with it? 489 00:21:24.083 --> 00:21:26.199 I can try to deal with being a drag queen manager 490 00:21:26.417 --> 00:21:28.417 but to dress up in this way to perform on the stage 491 00:21:28.625 --> 00:21:30.411 I -he looks down on us 492 00:21:31.875 --> 00:21:32.875 I did not say that 493 00:21:33.083 --> 00:21:34.083 yes you do 494 00:21:34.250 --> 00:21:35.865 own up if you're a man 495 00:21:39.625 --> 00:21:40.910 I just cannot understand 496 00:21:41.125 --> 00:21:42.865 why must we wear fake boobs 497 00:21:43.083 --> 00:21:43.572 fake bottoms 498 00:21:43.792 --> 00:21:45.077 and lip-synch? 499 00:21:45.083 --> 00:21:46.619 Why can't we put up a proper show? 500 00:21:47.458 --> 00:21:49.073 Can't you just be a proper man 501 00:21:49.083 --> 00:21:50.744 instead of pretending to be a woman? 502 00:21:51.875 --> 00:21:53.285 I find this really crass 503 00:21:55.083 --> 00:21:56.368 what do you know? 504 00:21:56.583 --> 00:21:58.023 This is a cross-dressing performance 505 00:21:58.083 --> 00:21:59.726 stop spouting nonsense if you don't know anything 506 00:21:59.750 --> 00:22:01.365 or I'll burn you with my cigarette 507 00:22:02.292 --> 00:22:03.828 this is not cross-dressing 508 00:22:04.083 --> 00:22:05.083 this is perversion 509 00:22:05.458 --> 00:22:07.119 stop quarreling 510 00:22:07.875 --> 00:22:09.206 brother 511 00:22:09.417 --> 00:22:11.282 I know you don't like this job 512 00:22:11.500 --> 00:22:14.116 I'm fine if you want to leave 513 00:22:14.125 --> 00:22:15.114 however 514 00:22:15.125 --> 00:22:16.925 I still have to split today's earning with you 515 00:22:17.125 --> 00:22:17.580 otherwise 516 00:22:17.792 --> 00:22:19.123 it will be unfair to you 517 00:22:21.875 --> 00:22:22.875 this is yours 518 00:22:26.292 --> 00:22:27.122 this is yours 519 00:22:27.125 --> 00:22:28.125 thank you 520 00:22:28.458 --> 00:22:29.197 this is yours 521 00:22:29.417 --> 00:22:30.122 thank you brother fa 522 00:22:30.125 --> 00:22:31.285 this is yours 523 00:22:31.583 --> 00:22:32.663 this is yours 524 00:22:33.708 --> 00:22:34.413 I am sorry 525 00:22:34.625 --> 00:22:36.365 you've got the least today 526 00:22:37.125 --> 00:22:37.830 this is considered little? 527 00:22:38.125 --> 00:22:39.114 Yes it is 528 00:22:39.125 --> 00:22:40.456 this is a 'consolation prize' 529 00:22:40.667 --> 00:22:41.667 I get the starters prize' 530 00:22:41.792 --> 00:22:42.577 this is third prize 531 00:22:42.792 --> 00:22:43.998 second prize 532 00:22:44.208 --> 00:22:45.118 and of course 533 00:22:45.125 --> 00:22:47.332 the first prize goes to pearly like it does everyday 534 00:22:52.667 --> 00:22:56.159 If you are willing to continue as agm 535 00:22:56.167 --> 00:22:57.577 and also perform onstage 536 00:22:57.792 --> 00:23:01.205 your earnings will surely be more than this 537 00:23:01.417 --> 00:23:02.702 think about it 538 00:23:10.292 --> 00:23:13.784 Now we're going through the lip-synching practice 539 00:23:14.125 --> 00:23:15.125 brothers 540 00:23:15.292 --> 00:23:21.162 a-e-1-0-u 541 00:23:26.833 --> 00:23:28.573 One two three 542 00:23:32.542 --> 00:23:34.533 how I envy you 543 00:23:34.750 --> 00:23:36.331 you are born for this 544 00:23:36.542 --> 00:23:38.062 it's a no for his eyebrows - shave them 545 00:23:38.208 --> 00:23:39.368 no! No! No 546 00:23:39.583 --> 00:23:40.743 if you shaved my eyebrows 547 00:23:41.125 --> 00:23:42.405 my wife will definitely find out 548 00:23:43.542 --> 00:23:45.203 so he's got a wife 549 00:23:45.208 --> 00:23:46.208 apart from the eyebrows 550 00:23:46.292 --> 00:23:48.203 shave everything else 551 00:23:50.417 --> 00:23:56.788 a-e-1-0-u 552 00:23:59.708 --> 00:24:01.198 why can't we sing for real? 553 00:24:01.208 --> 00:24:02.328 When we're doing a drag show 554 00:24:02.542 --> 00:24:04.062 we perform with female artistes' songs 555 00:24:04.167 --> 00:24:05.268 singing for real with our manly voice 556 00:24:05.292 --> 00:24:06.452 is going to sound real bad 557 00:24:07.500 --> 00:24:08.990 so we can't sing for real? 558 00:24:09.208 --> 00:24:10.539 I've told you we cannot 559 00:24:10.750 --> 00:24:12.240 don't you get it? 560 00:24:13.708 --> 00:24:16.290 This is a rule set by pearly 561 00:24:16.500 --> 00:24:17.940 you'd better sear it into your heart 562 00:24:19.417 --> 00:24:21.248 and the timing starts now 563 00:24:21.250 --> 00:24:22.250 hurry up 564 00:24:22.417 --> 00:24:25.249 go! Go! Go 565 00:24:25.250 --> 00:24:28.574 fail! Fail! Fail 566 00:24:32.250 --> 00:24:33.740 what are you doing? 567 00:24:44.667 --> 00:24:46.032 I am practising 568 00:24:46.250 --> 00:24:47.581 how to help you 569 00:24:47.792 --> 00:24:48.281 get it off 570 00:24:48.500 --> 00:24:49.500 you're crazy 571 00:24:49.625 --> 00:24:50.705 I'm already so pregnant 572 00:24:52.208 --> 00:24:52.993 it doesn't matter 573 00:24:53.208 --> 00:24:55.290 there are different ways to go about it 574 00:24:55.292 --> 00:24:56.281 come on baby 575 00:24:56.292 --> 00:24:57.077 no 576 00:24:57.292 --> 00:25:00.284 Four three two one 577 00:25:01.208 --> 00:25:02.208 yes 578 00:25:02.542 --> 00:25:03.577 ready... 579 00:25:03.792 --> 00:25:06.283 One-two-three-four 580 00:25:06.292 --> 00:25:08.283 five-six-seven-eight 581 00:25:08.500 --> 00:25:10.536 two-two-three-four 582 00:25:10.750 --> 00:25:13.082 five-six-seven-eight 583 00:25:13.292 --> 00:25:15.283 turn-two-three-four 584 00:25:19.292 --> 00:25:19.530 I'm sorry 585 00:25:19.750 --> 00:25:21.286 we'll try it again 586 00:25:21.292 --> 00:25:22.281 forget it 587 00:25:22.292 --> 00:25:24.332 we won't make it in time we'll go old-school tonight 588 00:25:35.583 --> 00:25:39.326 Grandpa sun arises from bed 589 00:25:39.542 --> 00:25:43.330 the rooster crows and we awake 590 00:25:43.333 --> 00:25:47.326 you give chase and I run away 591 00:25:47.333 --> 00:25:50.200 let's race to the school 592 00:25:50.417 --> 00:25:54.114 looking at the children's adorable smiles 593 00:25:54.333 --> 00:25:55.333 it's aiyoyo! Aiyoyo 594 00:25:55.458 --> 00:25:58.200 my tiredness just melts away 595 00:25:58.417 --> 00:26:00.123 good morning teacher 596 00:26:00.333 --> 00:26:02.324 good morning children 597 00:26:02.333 --> 00:26:06.076 let's start our school day 598 00:26:21.375 --> 00:26:25.368 I doze off in lesson 599 00:26:25.375 --> 00:26:29.072 I shake my head at questions 600 00:26:29.292 --> 00:26:32.580 eyes on the blackboard but the heart's at the beach 601 00:26:32.792 --> 00:26:36.159 you be the fisherman and I'll be the pirate 602 00:26:36.375 --> 00:26:39.788 if you don't work hard now 603 00:26:40.125 --> 00:26:43.663 it'll be too late for regrets in future 604 00:26:44.375 --> 00:26:46.115 good morning teacher 605 00:26:46.333 --> 00:26:48.039 good morning children 606 00:26:48.250 --> 00:26:51.447 let's start our school day 607 00:27:02.292 --> 00:27:04.698 Thank you 608 00:27:06.792 --> 00:27:08.123 this is really funny 609 00:27:20.250 --> 00:27:21.410 Do you know sign language? 610 00:27:22.417 --> 00:27:23.417 What? 611 00:27:24.417 --> 00:27:26.408 You're 'deaf' and yet you don't learn sign language? 612 00:27:26.417 --> 00:27:28.373 Why don't you hurry along and get reincarnated? 613 00:27:28.583 --> 00:27:31.120 Why is it so hard to follow my instructions? 614 00:27:31.333 --> 00:27:33.540 Or you just don't know how to respect the performance? 615 00:27:33.750 --> 00:27:35.741 Lip-synching means you don't sing out loud 616 00:27:36.083 --> 00:27:37.414 don't you get it? 617 00:27:38.500 --> 00:27:40.036 Do you know why people your age 618 00:27:40.250 --> 00:27:41.285 can't get any jobs? 619 00:27:41.500 --> 00:27:44.242 Because you people are so full of yourselves 620 00:27:44.458 --> 00:27:46.289 you thought you know it all 621 00:27:46.500 --> 00:27:48.456 and don't have to learn anymore 622 00:27:48.458 --> 00:27:50.164 you thought you're older 623 00:27:50.375 --> 00:27:51.490 and wiser 624 00:27:51.708 --> 00:27:53.448 wiser my foot 625 00:27:53.458 --> 00:27:55.073 if you don't get this into your head 626 00:27:55.292 --> 00:27:56.452 you get the hell out of here 627 00:27:57.458 --> 00:27:58.493 hello? 628 00:27:59.417 --> 00:28:00.998 Am I waiting for cab? 629 00:28:02.458 --> 00:28:03.458 Answer me 630 00:28:03.583 --> 00:28:05.119 do you understand? 631 00:28:09.292 --> 00:28:10.292 Yes 632 00:28:11.458 --> 00:28:12.458 moron 633 00:28:18.375 --> 00:28:20.331 Why must we lipsynch? 634 00:28:20.542 --> 00:28:23.499 Why can't we sing for real? 635 00:28:23.500 --> 00:28:26.037 These are traditions 636 00:28:26.250 --> 00:28:28.286 why is it that during Chinese new year 637 00:28:28.500 --> 00:28:30.582 many will hire the lion dance troops to perform? 638 00:28:30.792 --> 00:28:32.123 Don't they find it noisy? 639 00:28:32.333 --> 00:28:33.643 Why is it that during the hungry ghost festival 640 00:28:33.667 --> 00:28:36.079 many will burn incense paper? 641 00:28:36.292 --> 00:28:36.781 Does it not smell awful? 642 00:28:37.083 --> 00:28:38.493 Doesn't it create air pollution? 643 00:28:38.500 --> 00:28:41.492 These people just value traditions more 644 00:28:41.500 --> 00:28:42.559 what traditions? I don't get it 645 00:28:42.583 --> 00:28:44.949 I don't understand them very well myself 646 00:28:45.167 --> 00:28:46.498 pearly knows it better 647 00:28:46.500 --> 00:28:48.491 he came from Taiwan 648 00:28:48.500 --> 00:28:50.331 what does he know? 649 00:28:50.542 --> 00:28:52.282 You're the owner of this place mind you 650 00:28:53.500 --> 00:28:55.331 this place doesn't belong to me 651 00:28:55.542 --> 00:28:57.498 it belongs to my younger brother 652 00:28:57.500 --> 00:28:59.411 he took pearly in 653 00:28:59.625 --> 00:29:02.116 pearly has had a hard life 654 00:29:02.333 --> 00:29:05.166 so try not to take what he said to heart 655 00:29:09.292 --> 00:29:10.612 sister Phoenix is looking for me? 656 00:29:14.042 --> 00:29:14.531 Chow yun fatt 657 00:29:14.542 --> 00:29:15.122 yes 658 00:29:15.333 --> 00:29:16.373 you have not introduced us 659 00:29:16.542 --> 00:29:17.542 yes 660 00:29:18.458 --> 00:29:19.458 she is sister Phoenix 661 00:29:19.542 --> 00:29:21.248 the big sister of this street 662 00:29:21.458 --> 00:29:24.416 and also the chairman of the budget association 663 00:29:24.625 --> 00:29:27.537 it's butcher association 664 00:29:27.542 --> 00:29:28.702 yes 665 00:29:29.042 --> 00:29:30.122 nice to meet you 666 00:29:31.375 --> 00:29:32.375 nice to meet you too 667 00:29:34.542 --> 00:29:37.033 we rented this unit from her 668 00:29:37.250 --> 00:29:39.366 sister Phoenix this is our new agm 669 00:29:39.583 --> 00:29:41.164 his name is 670 00:29:42.375 --> 00:29:42.534 cb 671 00:29:42.750 --> 00:29:43.990 Today is my birthday 672 00:29:44.208 --> 00:29:45.323 let's down five mugs 673 00:29:46.583 --> 00:29:47.583 two mugs? All right 674 00:29:51.083 --> 00:29:53.123 you're not allowed to leave if they are not finished 675 00:29:54.042 --> 00:29:55.042 sister Phoenix 676 00:29:55.208 --> 00:29:56.744 I have not taken such big mugs before 677 00:29:57.125 --> 00:29:59.707 so you're not giving me face? 678 00:30:00.042 --> 00:30:02.579 Sister Phoenix I really have not drunk so much before 679 00:30:03.583 --> 00:30:04.242 all right 680 00:30:04.458 --> 00:30:06.574 in case you accuse me of bullying a newcomer 681 00:30:08.583 --> 00:30:10.198 smaller cup is good 682 00:30:10.417 --> 00:30:11.497 let's forget about the wine 683 00:30:11.708 --> 00:30:14.040 let's have coffee 684 00:30:14.250 --> 00:30:15.285 coffee is good 685 00:30:19.042 --> 00:30:20.042 drink it 686 00:30:21.583 --> 00:30:23.323 sister Phoenix I'll take the big mug 687 00:30:23.542 --> 00:30:24.702 your auntie's grapes 688 00:30:25.042 --> 00:30:27.499 close this place down tomorrow 689 00:30:27.708 --> 00:30:29.448 I'll turn it into a barbequed pork shop 690 00:30:29.667 --> 00:30:31.077 no! No 691 00:30:31.292 --> 00:30:33.408 cb! Drink up 692 00:30:33.625 --> 00:30:34.705 come on 693 00:30:35.042 --> 00:30:36.657 come on cb! Drink up 694 00:30:50.625 --> 00:30:52.957 Isn't this good? 695 00:30:53.167 --> 00:30:54.601 Finish up the drink and you'll be happy I'll be happy 696 00:30:54.625 --> 00:30:55.614 if I am happy you'll be happy 697 00:30:55.625 --> 00:30:56.705 are you happy? 698 00:30:57.292 --> 00:30:57.496 Happy 699 00:30:57.708 --> 00:30:59.039 drink up 700 00:31:05.667 --> 00:31:07.328 You come over here 701 00:31:14.375 --> 00:31:16.036 You refused to drink when asked to 702 00:31:16.250 --> 00:31:18.286 now you'll pay for it 703 00:31:35.667 --> 00:31:36.667 You 704 00:31:39.167 --> 00:31:40.998 you vomited all over yourself last night 705 00:31:41.208 --> 00:31:43.199 brother fa had to deal with sister Phoenix 706 00:31:43.417 --> 00:31:45.328 and no one knew your address 707 00:31:45.542 --> 00:31:47.078 so I had to bring you with me 708 00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:49.000 thank you 709 00:31:57.708 --> 00:31:59.323 You're a university graduate? 710 00:32:00.667 --> 00:32:02.703 Did you think I was cosplaying a graduate? 711 00:32:05.042 --> 00:32:06.703 What did you major in? 712 00:32:07.417 --> 00:32:08.702 Civil engineering 713 00:32:09.542 --> 00:32:10.622 so did I 714 00:32:12.125 --> 00:32:13.706 so why didn't you join the industry? 715 00:32:18.167 --> 00:32:19.577 I'm asking a stupid question 716 00:32:24.708 --> 00:32:26.414 So your folks are all in Taiwan? 717 00:32:27.667 --> 00:32:29.507 They've been driven to their early graves by me 718 00:32:31.333 --> 00:32:32.573 that's but of course 719 00:32:33.208 --> 00:32:34.448 you could have been an engineer 720 00:32:34.542 --> 00:32:35.952 yet you chose to be a drag queen 721 00:32:36.167 --> 00:32:36.952 if I were them 722 00:32:37.167 --> 00:32:38.607 I would have died an early death too 723 00:32:40.083 --> 00:32:42.369 there's no way I can go home now 724 00:32:42.583 --> 00:32:44.744 had brother cai not taken me in 725 00:32:46.292 --> 00:32:47.577 I'd probably be 726 00:32:48.042 --> 00:32:50.374 is brother cai the younger brother of brother fa? 727 00:32:50.583 --> 00:32:51.743 Didn't you know that? 728 00:32:53.167 --> 00:32:54.532 Where is he now? 729 00:32:56.208 --> 00:32:58.073 I did not succeed in killing myself 730 00:32:59.083 --> 00:33:00.744 but he did 731 00:33:07.250 --> 00:33:07.739 My landlord is here 732 00:33:07.750 --> 00:33:08.750 you'd better go 733 00:33:14.208 --> 00:33:15.208 Uncle 734 00:33:26.792 --> 00:33:29.784 Can you please not bring men back next time? 735 00:33:29.792 --> 00:33:31.077 What do you mean? 736 00:33:31.292 --> 00:33:32.292 He is just a colleague 737 00:33:32.417 --> 00:33:33.532 filthy 738 00:33:33.750 --> 00:33:36.036 if I weren't short of money 739 00:33:36.250 --> 00:33:38.411 I would not have taken your money 740 00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:41.786 I neither steal nor snatch 741 00:33:41.792 --> 00:33:45.364 I earn my money through my hard work 742 00:33:45.583 --> 00:33:47.665 what right do you have to look down on me? 743 00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:11.456 Where were you last night? 744 00:34:12.583 --> 00:34:13.072 It was like this 745 00:34:13.292 --> 00:34:15.492 I came back late last night and saw you were fast asleep 746 00:34:15.542 --> 00:34:16.827 so I did not wake you up 747 00:34:17.042 --> 00:34:18.434 and I left early this morning again 748 00:34:18.458 --> 00:34:19.476 so what did you come back for? 749 00:34:19.500 --> 00:34:20.780 I came back to change my clothes 750 00:34:25.750 --> 00:34:27.226 I was having breakfast with a foreign worker 751 00:34:27.250 --> 00:34:29.161 and he dirtied my clothes accidentally 752 00:34:29.375 --> 00:34:30.831 so I had to come back to change 753 00:34:30.833 --> 00:34:33.415 and he let you wear this hello kitty shirt? 754 00:34:36.250 --> 00:34:36.909 Well you know 755 00:34:37.125 --> 00:34:38.661 foreign workers don't earn much 756 00:34:38.875 --> 00:34:41.491 he bought his cheap shirts at the night market 757 00:34:41.708 --> 00:34:43.309 and it so happened to be a hello kitty one 758 00:34:43.333 --> 00:34:45.415 I felt so embarassed on my way home 759 00:34:47.042 --> 00:34:48.282 I'll take a shower first 760 00:34:51.875 --> 00:34:52.875 wait 761 00:34:55.083 --> 00:34:56.323 come on 762 00:34:56.542 --> 00:34:57.601 you've made the shirt so dirty 763 00:34:57.625 --> 00:34:59.206 let me wash it clean before returning it 764 00:35:01.500 --> 00:35:02.990 you're the best 765 00:35:09.250 --> 00:35:10.250 Sis 766 00:35:10.417 --> 00:35:11.532 you look different 767 00:35:12.333 --> 00:35:13.533 because I didn't wear make up? 768 00:35:13.583 --> 00:35:14.368 You look tired 769 00:35:14.583 --> 00:35:14.992 you are tired 770 00:35:15.208 --> 00:35:16.208 why are you tired? 771 00:35:16.458 --> 00:35:17.458 It's nothing 772 00:35:23.875 --> 00:35:27.948 I must not let other soldiers discover that I am a girl 773 00:35:28.792 --> 00:35:33.707 I must not let our family's reputation be ruined 774 00:35:35.417 --> 00:35:38.250 actually it concerns your brother-in-law 775 00:35:38.458 --> 00:35:40.369 has he stopped touching you? 776 00:35:40.583 --> 00:35:42.494 Hey we're in school 777 00:35:43.167 --> 00:35:44.476 they wouldn't know what we're talking about 778 00:35:44.500 --> 00:35:47.037 my name is mulan 779 00:35:48.417 --> 00:35:50.408 I am stronger than any other man 780 00:35:51.625 --> 00:35:53.957 he touches me a lot recently 781 00:35:54.167 --> 00:35:55.828 so that's why you're tired? 782 00:35:56.042 --> 00:35:57.042 No! 783 00:35:58.750 --> 00:36:00.240 But I just feel 784 00:36:00.458 --> 00:36:03.165 something is different 785 00:36:03.708 --> 00:36:04.367 father 786 00:36:04.583 --> 00:36:06.039 for your honour 787 00:36:06.250 --> 00:36:08.286 I will fight the enemy to my last breath 788 00:36:08.500 --> 00:36:10.240 and protect our homeland 789 00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:15.787 kids look so cute when they cross dress 790 00:36:18.292 --> 00:36:20.328 the wind smiles in the season of spring 791 00:36:20.542 --> 00:36:24.831 the voice is sweet in a song 792 00:36:25.250 --> 00:36:27.491 you're just like a happy bird 793 00:36:27.708 --> 00:36:30.165 the sun shines brightly in summer 794 00:36:30.375 --> 00:36:34.539 beaming on the green wilderness 795 00:36:34.750 --> 00:36:37.207 you've made the world a better place 796 00:36:37.417 --> 00:36:39.624 I remember your smile 797 00:36:39.833 --> 00:36:43.781 I remember your goodness 798 00:36:44.250 --> 00:36:46.787 the songs among the hills 799 00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:49.286 I am like a grass plain 800 00:36:49.500 --> 00:36:53.493 embraced by your gentleness 801 00:36:53.708 --> 00:36:55.949 I'm sure you know this 802 00:36:56.167 --> 00:36:58.283 you're my sister 803 00:36:58.500 --> 00:37:01.572 you're my baby 804 00:37:01.792 --> 00:37:03.077 oh yeah 805 00:37:03.292 --> 00:37:05.453 no matter how far apart we are 806 00:37:05.667 --> 00:37:07.874 you're my sister 807 00:37:08.083 --> 00:37:10.870 you're my baby 808 00:37:11.083 --> 00:37:12.163 oh yeah 809 00:37:12.750 --> 00:37:17.540 I treasure what we have 810 00:37:25.167 --> 00:37:27.374 You are awesome 811 00:37:30.583 --> 00:37:31.583 not bad at all 812 00:37:31.667 --> 00:37:33.622 thank you 813 00:37:42.708 --> 00:37:43.823 Thank you boss 814 00:37:47.292 --> 00:37:48.292 know what guys 815 00:37:48.417 --> 00:37:52.035 the cosmetics are getting real expensive 816 00:37:53.042 --> 00:37:53.827 and this person here 817 00:37:54.042 --> 00:37:55.042 you! You 818 00:37:55.083 --> 00:37:56.684 after spending 3 to 4 hours putting on the make up 819 00:37:56.708 --> 00:37:58.573 you take it all off the moment the show is over 820 00:37:59.292 --> 00:38:00.292 you're being so wasteful 821 00:38:00.500 --> 00:38:01.990 it's all money 822 00:38:02.208 --> 00:38:02.913 so 823 00:38:03.125 --> 00:38:05.411 Why didn't brother fa join us for supper? 824 00:38:08.708 --> 00:38:11.700 Tomorrow is his brother's death anniversay 825 00:38:20.708 --> 00:38:22.289 Why did he commit suicide? 826 00:38:25.333 --> 00:38:27.619 Do you think we're having it easy? 827 00:38:31.083 --> 00:38:34.780 It is hard when the family does not understand 828 00:38:41.167 --> 00:38:43.408 Fortunately brother fa took over the place 829 00:38:43.625 --> 00:38:44.956 otherwise where would we be? 830 00:38:45.167 --> 00:38:46.167 Where? 831 00:38:46.292 --> 00:38:48.123 Out on the streets 832 00:38:50.333 --> 00:38:52.244 he is feeling guilty 833 00:38:57.625 --> 00:38:59.866 Well guilty or not 834 00:39:00.125 --> 00:39:03.117 so long as we're in business! 835 00:39:04.125 --> 00:39:05.410 Damned faggots 836 00:39:09.208 --> 00:39:10.618 who is the faggot scolding? 837 00:39:10.833 --> 00:39:11.948 You of course 838 00:39:12.167 --> 00:39:15.830 that's right you're the faggot who is scolding me 839 00:39:20.125 --> 00:39:22.101 I'll not come if I had known there are homosexuals here 840 00:39:22.125 --> 00:39:24.116 might just catch aids 841 00:39:25.125 --> 00:39:26.615 you are the one who'll get aids 842 00:39:29.500 --> 00:39:30.500 zhu li de? 843 00:39:32.708 --> 00:39:34.289 Zhu li de? It's really you? 844 00:39:34.583 --> 00:39:35.583 I'm Vincent 845 00:39:35.750 --> 00:39:36.750 do you know him? 846 00:39:36.792 --> 00:39:37.792 A secondary schoolmate 847 00:39:38.167 --> 00:39:38.656 tell you guys something 848 00:39:38.875 --> 00:39:41.241 this is the faggot who really got it from me back then 849 00:39:41.458 --> 00:39:43.323 how have you been? 850 00:39:44.625 --> 00:39:45.330 Know what? 851 00:39:45.542 --> 00:39:47.624 He used to insist on using the female toilet 852 00:39:47.833 --> 00:39:49.268 I thought he wanted to peep at the girls 853 00:39:49.292 --> 00:39:50.407 who would have known 854 00:39:50.625 --> 00:39:53.162 he really wanted to use the toilet 855 00:39:54.792 --> 00:39:56.498 have you saved up enough for the operation? 856 00:39:56.708 --> 00:39:58.198 Let us know when you've done so 857 00:39:58.417 --> 00:39:59.434 or our friends might just get a shock 858 00:39:59.458 --> 00:40:01.198 when we meet up for class gatherings 859 00:40:01.417 --> 00:40:04.159 zhu li de has become Juliet 860 00:40:06.167 --> 00:40:06.781 where's your Romeo? 861 00:40:06.792 --> 00:40:07.792 Where's Romeo? 862 00:40:09.208 --> 00:40:10.664 Cut it out friend 863 00:40:13.208 --> 00:40:14.208 who is your friend? 864 00:40:14.458 --> 00:40:15.458 Faggot 865 00:40:15.542 --> 00:40:17.157 are faggots not human? 866 00:40:18.750 --> 00:40:19.768 Perhaps you guys should leave 867 00:40:19.792 --> 00:40:21.202 you're making it hard for my business 868 00:40:21.208 --> 00:40:22.493 boss you've got to be reasonable 869 00:40:22.708 --> 00:40:24.198 he started the quarrel first 870 00:40:24.208 --> 00:40:24.537 yet you're asking us to go? 871 00:40:24.750 --> 00:40:26.206 Darn and who are you? 872 00:40:26.208 --> 00:40:26.412 The pimp? 873 00:40:26.625 --> 00:40:27.364 Yes 874 00:40:27.583 --> 00:40:28.583 your mother's pimp 875 00:40:28.792 --> 00:40:30.392 he pimped your mother out to some asshole 876 00:40:30.583 --> 00:40:31.197 without getting money in return 877 00:40:31.417 --> 00:40:32.998 and she gave birth to you 878 00:40:33.208 --> 00:40:34.994 a piece of shit 879 00:40:35.208 --> 00:40:36.368 what the hell are you saying? 880 00:40:38.208 --> 00:40:38.993 Say it again if you dare 881 00:40:39.208 --> 00:40:39.617 say it again 882 00:40:39.833 --> 00:40:42.199 faggot! Faggot 883 00:40:45.208 --> 00:40:46.197 how dare you hit my friend 884 00:40:46.208 --> 00:40:46.822 come on 885 00:40:47.167 --> 00:40:48.167 you've got no guts? 886 00:40:50.083 --> 00:40:51.083 Let's fight 887 00:40:52.708 --> 00:40:53.708 come on 888 00:41:23.542 --> 00:41:26.284 Are we not human? 889 00:41:40.292 --> 00:41:41.623 Such a life is tough 890 00:41:43.250 --> 00:41:44.330 I am luckier than them 891 00:41:44.542 --> 00:41:46.282 my mother can accept me for who I am 892 00:41:46.625 --> 00:41:48.581 I work in her salon during the day 893 00:41:48.792 --> 00:41:51.283 and sideline during the night 894 00:41:51.792 --> 00:41:53.077 at least 895 00:41:53.292 --> 00:41:54.498 I have a home to return to 896 00:42:00.542 --> 00:42:02.282 You said just now 897 00:42:02.500 --> 00:42:04.115 that we are friends 898 00:42:04.333 --> 00:42:05.539 are you for real? 899 00:42:08.333 --> 00:42:09.333 Of course 900 00:42:11.208 --> 00:42:12.208 all right 901 00:42:12.375 --> 00:42:13.455 I'l remember this 902 00:42:37.625 --> 00:42:39.741 Other companies have corporate social responsibility 903 00:42:40.083 --> 00:42:41.619 so do we 904 00:42:43.333 --> 00:42:44.698 do we get tax rebates this way? 905 00:42:48.375 --> 00:42:50.036 Handsome uncle leong 906 00:42:50.250 --> 00:42:51.643 which hairstyle do you prefer today? 907 00:42:51.667 --> 00:42:52.201 I know 908 00:42:52.417 --> 00:42:53.577 Jay chou 909 00:42:55.667 --> 00:42:56.372 eat slowly 910 00:42:56.375 --> 00:42:57.660 eat slowly everyone 911 00:42:59.500 --> 00:43:01.161 is he making a donation? 912 00:43:03.125 --> 00:43:05.081 Don't be fooled by his penny-pinching ways 913 00:43:05.292 --> 00:43:08.250 in fact he donates all his earnings to the nursing home 914 00:43:08.458 --> 00:43:10.289 such a pity that he's a man 915 00:43:10.292 --> 00:43:12.374 I would have married him if he was a woman 916 00:43:12.583 --> 00:43:16.496 if this home doesn't raise enough money to renew the lease 917 00:43:17.375 --> 00:43:19.661 I have no idea where these old folks will go 918 00:43:21.083 --> 00:43:21.538 how much do they need? 919 00:43:21.750 --> 00:43:23.160 $200,000 920 00:43:23.708 --> 00:43:25.073 do you have it? 921 00:43:25.292 --> 00:43:27.578 I would not be performing in drag shows if I had the money 922 00:43:34.417 --> 00:43:36.954 I 923 00:43:37.167 --> 00:43:39.408 I want 924 00:43:39.625 --> 00:43:42.412 I want you 925 00:43:42.417 --> 00:43:44.749 I want your 926 00:43:45.083 --> 00:43:47.165 I want your love 927 00:43:47.375 --> 00:43:50.117 why aren't you coming to me? 928 00:43:50.333 --> 00:43:52.449 I 929 00:43:52.667 --> 00:43:55.409 I want 930 00:43:55.417 --> 00:43:57.408 I want you 931 00:43:57.417 --> 00:43:58.998 I'm so out of breath 932 00:43:59.208 --> 00:43:59.412 so 933 00:43:59.625 --> 00:44:01.206 Do you understand a little more now? 934 00:44:01.417 --> 00:44:02.406 More about? 935 00:44:02.417 --> 00:44:04.203 That means you still don't understand 936 00:44:04.417 --> 00:44:06.157 so explain to me 937 00:44:06.375 --> 00:44:07.375 look 938 00:44:07.417 --> 00:44:08.417 do they look happy? 939 00:44:11.083 --> 00:44:11.742 Yes 940 00:44:12.083 --> 00:44:14.074 so that's performance 941 00:44:14.292 --> 00:44:15.292 look 942 00:44:15.417 --> 00:44:16.907 you get the kind of audience 943 00:44:17.125 --> 00:44:18.956 for your kind of show 944 00:44:20.458 --> 00:44:23.120 then we've done a good job 945 00:44:23.333 --> 00:44:25.449 the goddess of mercy will bless you 946 00:44:25.458 --> 00:44:27.995 I want you 947 00:44:28.208 --> 00:44:30.324 I want your 948 00:44:30.542 --> 00:44:32.282 I want your love 949 00:44:32.500 --> 00:44:35.455 so why don't you? 950 00:44:35.667 --> 00:44:39.205 Why don't you say you love me? 951 00:44:39.417 --> 00:44:40.417 Come 952 00:44:43.208 --> 00:44:43.742 come together now 953 00:44:44.083 --> 00:44:44.412 let's sing a happy birthday song! 954 00:44:44.625 --> 00:44:45.625 Come 955 00:44:46.667 --> 00:44:54.667 happy birthday to you 956 00:45:07.500 --> 00:45:10.116 May everyone be prosperous 957 00:45:16.500 --> 00:45:18.286 You're welcome! You're welcome 958 00:45:22.500 --> 00:45:25.082 now you are family too 959 00:45:52.292 --> 00:45:53.292 What's happening? 960 00:45:53.500 --> 00:45:54.535 Oh dear 961 00:45:54.542 --> 00:45:56.578 brother fa has put the ktv version on 962 00:46:17.375 --> 00:46:23.701 A lonesome woman wandering in the vanity of this world 963 00:46:24.083 --> 00:46:30.283 a lonesome woman carried along by the wind 964 00:46:30.583 --> 00:46:36.579 hoping for that warm pair of hands 965 00:46:37.417 --> 00:46:43.572 to fill the emptiness deep within 966 00:46:44.708 --> 00:46:47.575 I have a flower 967 00:46:48.208 --> 00:46:51.166 its fragrance all enveloping 968 00:46:51.542 --> 00:46:56.536 yet who will come and seek for it truly? 969 00:46:58.208 --> 00:47:01.120 The flower blossoms for a moment 970 00:47:01.333 --> 00:47:04.325 pick it lest it withers 971 00:47:04.625 --> 00:47:10.120 a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream 972 00:47:14.208 --> 00:47:20.659 a drag queen wandering in the vanity of this world 973 00:47:21.042 --> 00:47:27.242 a drag queen carried along by the wind 974 00:47:27.625 --> 00:47:34.030 if you have already known her scent 975 00:47:34.250 --> 00:47:41.247 do not ask for whom she blossoms 976 00:47:41.625 --> 00:47:44.458 love is known by those who loved 977 00:47:45.042 --> 00:47:48.034 the wine is known by those it made drunk 978 00:47:48.500 --> 00:47:54.325 the flower blossoms and withers all in vain 979 00:47:55.083 --> 00:47:57.699 affinity does not wait 980 00:47:58.042 --> 00:48:01.455 like the breeze of spring 981 00:48:01.667 --> 00:48:07.367 a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream 982 00:48:11.667 --> 00:48:14.454 affinity does not wait 983 00:48:14.667 --> 00:48:17.500 like the breeze of spring 984 00:48:18.375 --> 00:48:26.375 a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream 985 00:48:47.417 --> 00:48:49.032 Hurry! Hurry 986 00:48:50.708 --> 00:48:51.708 thank you 987 00:48:56.042 --> 00:48:57.703 my goodness 988 00:48:58.500 --> 00:49:01.162 you've got more tips than pearly 989 00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:05.366 make sure you get the right music tomorrow night 990 00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:15.161 Food will be ready soon 991 00:49:20.167 --> 00:49:21.167 Uncle 992 00:49:21.375 --> 00:49:23.741 is that nail Polish? 993 00:49:24.292 --> 00:49:25.327 This is so weird 994 00:49:27.625 --> 00:49:29.536 daddy has a performance coming up in the company 995 00:49:29.750 --> 00:49:31.741 daddy what's your role? 996 00:49:34.542 --> 00:49:35.748 Demon 997 00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:38.410 show me 998 00:49:38.667 --> 00:49:39.747 please 999 00:49:40.542 --> 00:49:41.702 are you sure? 1000 00:49:42.667 --> 00:49:46.865 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 1001 00:49:47.083 --> 00:49:51.326 2-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 1002 00:49:51.542 --> 00:49:55.706 3-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 1003 00:49:58.125 --> 00:49:59.535 uncle 1004 00:49:59.750 --> 00:50:02.036 you can really dance like a girl 1005 00:50:02.250 --> 00:50:04.241 my daddy is so boring 1006 00:50:05.292 --> 00:50:06.292 by the way 1007 00:50:06.417 --> 00:50:08.617 you have not told me which role you're playing in school 1008 00:50:08.792 --> 00:50:10.157 mulan 1009 00:50:10.375 --> 00:50:11.785 you are acting as the general right? 1010 00:50:11.792 --> 00:50:13.999 I am acting as mulan 1011 00:50:14.208 --> 00:50:16.665 I don't like mulan 1012 00:50:18.542 --> 00:50:19.031 why? 1013 00:50:19.250 --> 00:50:20.831 Because she is a liar 1014 00:50:21.042 --> 00:50:22.202 she is a girl 1015 00:50:22.417 --> 00:50:25.284 but she hides the truth from the rest 1016 00:50:26.125 --> 00:50:28.207 ♪liar 1017 00:50:29.250 --> 00:50:31.787 she has her reasons 1018 00:50:33.042 --> 00:50:34.042 she is doing a good deed 1019 00:50:34.208 --> 00:50:35.493 and it hurts her 1020 00:50:35.708 --> 00:50:37.744 yet she must not tell anyone 1021 00:50:38.458 --> 00:50:40.574 ♪ goodliar 1022 00:50:48.667 --> 00:50:49.998 At first I was afraid 1023 00:50:50.208 --> 00:50:51.914 I was petrified 1024 00:50:52.125 --> 00:50:55.822 kept thinking I could never live without you 1025 00:50:55.833 --> 00:50:57.369 come on! Sing for real 1026 00:50:58.833 --> 00:51:00.289 get the one who can sing on stage 1027 00:51:00.500 --> 00:51:01.956 that's right 1028 00:51:02.167 --> 00:51:03.953 and sing the alternative version 1029 00:51:04.167 --> 00:51:05.873 that's right 1030 00:51:06.083 --> 00:51:14.083 sing for real! Sing for real! Sing for real 1031 00:51:41.167 --> 00:51:43.283 At first I was afraid 1032 00:51:43.750 --> 00:51:45.536 I was petrified 1033 00:51:46.042 --> 00:51:49.489 kept thinking I could never live without you by my side 1034 00:51:49.958 --> 00:51:51.949 but then I spent so many nights 1035 00:51:52.167 --> 00:51:53.577 thinking how you did me wrong 1036 00:51:53.792 --> 00:51:55.373 and I grew strong 1037 00:51:55.583 --> 00:51:57.665 and I learned how to get along 1038 00:51:57.875 --> 00:51:59.490 and so you're back 1039 00:51:59.792 --> 00:52:01.703 from outer space 1040 00:52:01.917 --> 00:52:04.374 I just walked in to find you here 1041 00:52:04.583 --> 00:52:06.289 with that sad look upon your face 1042 00:52:06.292 --> 00:52:08.408 I should have changed that stupid lock 1043 00:52:08.417 --> 00:52:10.123 I should have made you leave your key 1044 00:52:10.125 --> 00:52:12.957 if I'd known for just one second 1045 00:52:12.958 --> 00:52:14.323 you'd be back to bother me 1046 00:52:14.542 --> 00:52:15.873 go on now! Go 1047 00:52:16.292 --> 00:52:18.248 - walk out the door - Did you film it? 1048 00:52:19.333 --> 00:52:20.698 Did you share it? 1049 00:52:20.917 --> 00:52:21.917 You're sure? 1050 00:52:38.167 --> 00:52:39.498 My hero 1051 00:52:40.208 --> 00:52:41.744 you saved my life 1052 00:52:41.958 --> 00:52:43.494 I'm so happy 1053 00:52:46.458 --> 00:52:48.414 fortunately I was listening to this song 1054 00:52:48.750 --> 00:52:49.750 which song? 1055 00:52:50.333 --> 00:52:51.869 =I will survive -oh no not I 1056 00:52:52.083 --> 00:52:53.994 I will survive 1057 00:52:54.208 --> 00:52:56.164 oh as long as I know how to love 1058 00:52:56.375 --> 00:52:58.206 I know I'll stay alive 1059 00:52:58.417 --> 00:53:00.499 I've got all my life to live 1060 00:53:00.708 --> 00:53:02.414 and I've got all my love to give 1061 00:53:02.625 --> 00:53:04.365 and I'll survive 1062 00:53:04.583 --> 00:53:06.744 I will survive 1063 00:53:06.958 --> 00:53:08.243 hey! Hey 1064 00:53:08.458 --> 00:53:09.458 have all of you heard? 1065 00:53:09.583 --> 00:53:11.915 The performers of this life-saving song are 1066 00:53:12.125 --> 00:53:13.331 hi everyone! We are 1067 00:53:13.542 --> 00:53:14.748 queens 1068 00:53:14.958 --> 00:53:17.119 braaaaaa... therhood 1069 00:53:17.333 --> 00:53:20.450 hello! I am money 1070 00:53:20.667 --> 00:53:22.373 this is tiny 1071 00:53:22.667 --> 00:53:24.123 this is Italy 1072 00:53:24.583 --> 00:53:26.323 this is pearly 1073 00:53:31.375 --> 00:53:32.375 I am moulin 1074 00:53:32.583 --> 00:53:34.039 the moulin of Moulin Rouge 1075 00:53:34.250 --> 00:53:35.831 with will we can win the day 1076 00:53:36.042 --> 00:53:38.624 our dream is right ahead 1077 00:53:38.625 --> 00:53:40.035 today 1078 00:53:40.542 --> 00:53:41.998 fresh 1079 00:53:42.458 --> 00:53:44.073 change 1080 00:53:44.292 --> 00:53:45.407 goodbye 1081 00:53:45.625 --> 00:53:46.785 there are no limits to beauty 1082 00:53:46.875 --> 00:53:48.411 no end to its pursuit 1083 00:53:48.625 --> 00:53:50.286 strive to be perfect 1084 00:53:50.500 --> 00:53:52.991 or be condemned 1085 00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:54.035 don't be discouraged 1086 00:53:54.042 --> 00:53:55.998 ditch the old ideas 1087 00:53:56.000 --> 00:53:57.786 start the change now 1088 00:53:57.792 --> 00:54:00.989 a sparrow can soar just as high 1089 00:54:01.708 --> 00:54:02.743 dear 1090 00:54:03.042 --> 00:54:04.122 this gift is for you 1091 00:54:04.333 --> 00:54:05.333 Mason 1092 00:54:06.125 --> 00:54:08.036 here's a smart phone for you 1093 00:54:08.542 --> 00:54:09.281 thank you 1094 00:54:09.500 --> 00:54:10.080 you're welcome 1095 00:54:10.292 --> 00:54:11.077 daddy 1096 00:54:11.292 --> 00:54:12.907 mummy wants me to remind you 1097 00:54:13.125 --> 00:54:14.535 that her birthday is next week 1098 00:54:14.750 --> 00:54:15.750 so don't forget 1099 00:54:16.042 --> 00:54:16.576 no worries 1100 00:54:16.792 --> 00:54:19.158 daddy will take leave on that day 1101 00:54:19.375 --> 00:54:21.226 and daddy is going to make a deal with mummy now 1102 00:54:21.250 --> 00:54:21.659 look 1103 00:54:21.875 --> 00:54:22.955 let's hook our pinkies 1104 00:54:24.667 --> 00:54:26.783 and don't forget this side too 1105 00:54:28.875 --> 00:54:30.411 oh! Oh! Oh 1106 00:54:30.625 --> 00:54:31.625 do it right now 1107 00:54:31.792 --> 00:54:33.157 yea yea yea yea 1108 00:54:34.292 --> 00:54:34.997 one time 1109 00:54:35.208 --> 00:54:37.039 whichever angle whichever profile 1110 00:54:37.042 --> 00:54:39.033 strive for the perfect curve and show it off 1111 00:54:39.042 --> 00:54:40.703 if my waist could just be a tad smaller 1112 00:54:40.708 --> 00:54:42.369 all my flaws shall become my strengths 1113 00:54:42.375 --> 00:54:43.364 there are no limits to beauty 1114 00:54:43.375 --> 00:54:45.286 no end to its pursuit 1115 00:54:45.292 --> 00:54:47.408 strive to be perfect 1116 00:54:48.083 --> 00:54:49.414 this video is so funny 1117 00:54:49.625 --> 00:54:51.536 I'm going to tag all my friends in it 1118 00:54:52.125 --> 00:54:53.535 mummy! Look at this video 1119 00:54:53.750 --> 00:54:54.956 it's so funny 1120 00:54:55.167 --> 00:54:57.249 does this person look like daddy? 1121 00:54:57.458 --> 00:54:58.994 What are you looking at? 1122 00:54:59.208 --> 00:55:00.414 What's this? 1123 00:55:00.667 --> 00:55:03.204 My goodness! How do we block this video? 1124 00:55:03.458 --> 00:55:05.369 Parenting nowadays is so difficult 1125 00:55:05.583 --> 00:55:06.038 Mason 1126 00:55:06.250 --> 00:55:06.659 Jocelyn 1127 00:55:06.875 --> 00:55:08.081 no phones for a week 1128 00:55:08.083 --> 00:55:09.163 what? 1129 00:55:10.375 --> 00:55:12.491 See what you've done Mason 1130 00:55:18.417 --> 00:55:20.123 Ah... oh 1131 00:55:20.333 --> 00:55:21.743 ah... oh hey 1132 00:55:21.750 --> 00:55:23.661 take a taxi take a car let's go to takashimaya 1133 00:55:23.667 --> 00:55:25.578 come and I'll treat you to pig's trotters 1134 00:55:25.792 --> 00:55:27.498 ah... oh 1135 00:55:27.500 --> 00:55:29.081 ah... oh hey 1136 00:55:29.292 --> 00:55:31.203 take a taxi take a car let's go to takashimaya 1137 00:55:31.417 --> 00:55:32.998 here she comes 1138 00:55:33.208 --> 00:55:34.208 hurry! Hurry 1139 00:55:34.375 --> 00:55:36.115 he is here to create trouble 1140 00:55:36.333 --> 00:55:37.726 pretending to know it all when he doesn't 1141 00:55:37.750 --> 00:55:40.116 now everyone thinks that's how a drag show should be 1142 00:55:40.333 --> 00:55:42.119 then why do we bother to practise lip synching? 1143 00:55:42.125 --> 00:55:43.661 This is making me so mad 1144 00:55:44.375 --> 00:55:45.375 why? 1145 00:55:45.500 --> 00:55:47.115 Are you guys on his side now? 1146 00:55:47.125 --> 00:55:48.786 You're a materialistic lot! 1147 00:55:49.125 --> 00:55:51.832 Watch it or you'll get slapped by goddess of mercy 1148 00:55:52.250 --> 00:55:53.831 say something 1149 00:55:54.250 --> 00:55:55.740 have you all gone dumb? 1150 00:55:56.583 --> 00:55:57.117 Actually I 1151 00:55:57.333 --> 00:55:58.368 this won't do 1152 00:55:58.583 --> 00:56:00.744 I can't keep singing alone 1153 00:56:01.125 --> 00:56:03.116 can we change the performance line up a little? 1154 00:56:03.125 --> 00:56:04.114 Get someone to perform 3 songs 1155 00:56:04.125 --> 00:56:05.456 or insert a talk show 1156 00:56:05.667 --> 00:56:07.453 I'll really burn out if I keep this up 1157 00:56:09.167 --> 00:56:10.452 are you calling the shots now? 1158 00:56:11.750 --> 00:56:12.409 No 1159 00:56:12.625 --> 00:56:14.616 I'm just making a suggestion 1160 00:56:16.167 --> 00:56:16.576 all right 1161 00:56:17.167 --> 00:56:18.577 is everyone ready? 1162 00:56:18.792 --> 00:56:20.657 Brother fa it's my wife's birthday tomorrow 1163 00:56:20.667 --> 00:56:21.782 may I take leave? 1164 00:56:21.792 --> 00:56:22.781 You want to take leave? 1165 00:56:22.792 --> 00:56:23.792 Oh dear 1166 00:56:24.375 --> 00:56:26.741 moulin 1167 00:56:29.167 --> 00:56:30.156 my dear empress 1168 00:56:30.167 --> 00:56:31.953 we need to use the loo 1169 00:56:32.167 --> 00:56:32.952 hurry and go 1170 00:56:33.167 --> 00:56:33.622 sister Phoenix 1171 00:56:33.833 --> 00:56:34.833 take a sit 1172 00:56:35.167 --> 00:56:35.246 come 1173 00:56:35.458 --> 00:56:36.458 let's drink 1174 00:56:38.625 --> 00:56:39.159 again? 1175 00:56:39.375 --> 00:56:41.161 I'm giving you a toast 1176 00:56:41.167 --> 00:56:44.159 I brewed this myself 1177 00:56:44.542 --> 00:56:46.783 it has a real kick to it 1178 00:56:47.167 --> 00:56:48.452 come on! Drink up 1179 00:56:51.208 --> 00:56:53.119 you had better drink it before I get angry 1180 00:56:53.333 --> 00:56:54.743 all right! All right 1181 00:56:55.667 --> 00:56:56.747 I'l drink it 1182 00:57:03.208 --> 00:57:04.448 Oh my goodness 1183 00:57:05.208 --> 00:57:07.199 why did you take such a big mouthful? 1184 00:57:07.208 --> 00:57:09.164 I've already told you this wine is very strong 1185 00:57:09.375 --> 00:57:11.206 I asked you to take just a bit 1186 00:57:11.208 --> 00:57:12.823 yet you took so much 1187 00:57:13.250 --> 00:57:17.198 you shouldn't have taken my words so seriously 1188 00:57:17.208 --> 00:57:18.243 sister Phoenix 1189 00:57:18.458 --> 00:57:20.494 we all know how serious you are in making friends 1190 00:57:20.708 --> 00:57:21.197 how about 1191 00:57:21.417 --> 00:57:22.998 making it three mouthfuls? 1192 00:57:23.208 --> 00:57:24.208 Three? 1193 00:57:24.417 --> 00:57:25.998 He said it! Not me 1194 00:57:26.208 --> 00:57:27.208 three! 1195 00:57:46.750 --> 00:57:47.785 You're awesome 1196 00:57:52.542 --> 00:57:54.351 I am going to have my birthday party here tomorrow 1197 00:57:54.375 --> 00:57:55.740 and watch your show all right? 1198 00:57:57.458 --> 00:57:59.323 Hey you! Come over 1199 00:58:00.333 --> 00:58:01.038 yes 1200 00:58:01.250 --> 00:58:03.457 sister Phoenix did you spike his drink? 1201 00:58:03.667 --> 00:58:05.453 Watch your mouth 1202 00:58:05.667 --> 00:58:07.373 I am not such a person 1203 00:58:09.542 --> 00:58:10.542 moulin 1204 00:58:10.708 --> 00:58:12.289 when I am here 1205 00:58:12.292 --> 00:58:13.292 tomorrow for my party 1206 00:58:13.458 --> 00:58:14.994 I must see you here 1207 00:58:15.208 --> 00:58:16.744 if I don't 1208 00:58:17.125 --> 00:58:18.285 I will be very unhappy 1209 00:58:18.500 --> 00:58:21.037 and when I am unhappy 1210 00:58:21.250 --> 00:58:25.198 I will do a lot of things that will make me happy 1211 00:58:25.417 --> 00:58:26.702 understood? 1212 00:58:26.708 --> 00:58:27.618 Great 1213 00:58:27.625 --> 00:58:28.785 so we're settled 1214 00:58:36.750 --> 00:58:37.750 Thank you 1215 00:58:51.167 --> 00:58:52.282 Are you all right? 1216 00:58:54.208 --> 00:58:55.323 Ghost 1217 00:58:56.333 --> 00:58:57.368 you are one yourself 1218 00:58:57.583 --> 00:58:58.583 darn you 1219 00:59:23.667 --> 00:59:24.326 Father! Do something 1220 00:59:24.542 --> 00:59:27.329 hold him down! Hold him down 1221 00:59:27.333 --> 00:59:29.119 what are you doing? 1222 00:59:29.333 --> 00:59:32.325 In the name of the father son 1223 00:59:32.333 --> 00:59:34.369 and holy ghost amen 1224 00:59:34.583 --> 00:59:37.450 most glorious prince of the heavenly armies 1225 00:59:37.667 --> 00:59:38.667 and 1226 00:59:38.792 --> 00:59:40.373 don't speak to me in english 1227 00:59:41.375 --> 00:59:42.581 I don't understand you 1228 00:59:45.792 --> 00:59:47.373 you're not educated? 1229 00:59:50.375 --> 00:59:53.208 Why are all of you in my house? 1230 00:59:53.625 --> 00:59:55.741 Are you all trying to bully me 1231 00:59:56.500 --> 00:59:58.536 seeing that my husband is not with me? 1232 01:00:00.083 --> 01:00:01.664 You... who are you? 1233 01:00:02.292 --> 01:00:05.739 Why did you possess my husband? 1234 01:00:06.083 --> 01:00:09.371 Your husband works so hard 1235 01:00:09.375 --> 01:00:11.366 and he is so tired 1236 01:00:11.375 --> 01:00:13.411 and down on his luck 1237 01:00:13.625 --> 01:00:15.661 so I possessed his body 1238 01:00:17.375 --> 01:00:20.492 you had better treat your husband well 1239 01:00:23.417 --> 01:00:26.250 don't follow in my footsteps 1240 01:00:26.458 --> 01:00:29.416 I've married a good man 1241 01:00:29.417 --> 01:00:32.329 yet I have driven him away 1242 01:00:33.417 --> 01:00:34.202 sis 1243 01:00:34.417 --> 01:00:37.033 I think she is the previous owner of this house 1244 01:00:37.250 --> 01:00:39.411 this place doesn't belong to you anymore 1245 01:00:39.417 --> 01:00:41.408 you had better leave 1246 01:00:41.417 --> 01:00:44.489 delay no... I want to wait for him here 1247 01:00:48.750 --> 01:00:54.366 I'm waiting for him to return 1248 01:00:54.583 --> 01:00:57.416 I think it is time to use the holy water 1249 01:00:57.417 --> 01:00:58.406 holy water 1250 01:00:58.417 --> 01:00:59.452 all right! All right 1251 01:00:59.667 --> 01:01:00.702 I will leave 1252 01:01:07.125 --> 01:01:09.366 Your husband loves you so much 1253 01:01:09.583 --> 01:01:12.416 treat him well 1254 01:01:13.458 --> 01:01:15.073 or else 1255 01:01:15.625 --> 01:01:16.239 do you understand? 1256 01:01:16.458 --> 01:01:18.540 Yes! All right 1257 01:01:19.458 --> 01:01:21.119 you said it 1258 01:01:23.708 --> 01:01:25.915 in the name of Jesus Christ 1259 01:01:26.125 --> 01:01:27.456 I expel you 1260 01:01:36.583 --> 01:01:39.040 Why am I dressed as a woman? 1261 01:01:39.250 --> 01:01:39.989 Brother-in-law 1262 01:01:40.208 --> 01:01:41.434 you were being possessed by a ghost 1263 01:01:41.458 --> 01:01:42.743 I have said it many times 1264 01:01:43.083 --> 01:01:45.495 this house has spirits in it 1265 01:01:48.583 --> 01:01:49.493 daddy 1266 01:01:49.500 --> 01:01:50.500 are you all right now? 1267 01:01:50.667 --> 01:01:53.499 Do you still remember it's mom's birthday tomorrow? 1268 01:01:53.500 --> 01:01:54.239 Tomorrow? 1269 01:01:54.458 --> 01:01:56.244 No I mean tomorrow? 1270 01:01:57.750 --> 01:01:59.286 The restaurant is just up ahead 1271 01:01:59.500 --> 01:02:00.489 it is quite famous 1272 01:02:00.500 --> 01:02:02.036 it had better be good 1273 01:02:04.500 --> 01:02:07.992 so the drag queens are performing here 1274 01:02:08.208 --> 01:02:10.168 I can't believe why everyone is talking about them 1275 01:02:10.292 --> 01:02:10.496 precisely 1276 01:02:10.708 --> 01:02:12.494 they will teach children the wrong values 1277 01:02:12.500 --> 01:02:13.489 the government should ban their activities 1278 01:02:13.500 --> 01:02:15.206 I agree totally 1279 01:02:15.417 --> 01:02:16.497 the restaurant is just up ahead 1280 01:02:16.500 --> 01:02:17.205 it is quite famous 1281 01:02:17.417 --> 01:02:18.953 you have said that already 1282 01:02:19.167 --> 01:02:19.531 let's go 1283 01:02:20.167 --> 01:02:21.167 hello aunt! Hello uncle 1284 01:02:21.250 --> 01:02:21.705 hello 1285 01:02:22.042 --> 01:02:23.532 happy birthday! Aunt 1286 01:02:23.542 --> 01:02:24.122 thank you 1287 01:02:24.333 --> 01:02:24.788 Mason 1288 01:02:25.125 --> 01:02:27.286 why did your daddy choose this restaurant? 1289 01:02:27.500 --> 01:02:28.535 I hope the food is good 1290 01:02:28.750 --> 01:02:29.535 girl 1291 01:02:29.542 --> 01:02:30.201 don't be rude 1292 01:02:30.417 --> 01:02:30.951 no 1293 01:02:31.167 --> 01:02:32.907 I mean I trust uncle 1294 01:02:33.125 --> 01:02:34.535 he is always full of 1295 01:02:34.542 --> 01:02:36.533 ♪ surprises 1296 01:02:36.542 --> 01:02:38.328 so what's good here? 1297 01:02:39.458 --> 01:02:41.369 My phone is ringing 1298 01:02:41.583 --> 01:02:42.623 let me take the call first 1299 01:02:42.667 --> 01:02:44.157 excuse me 1300 01:02:44.542 --> 01:02:45.531 hello? Yes 1301 01:02:45.542 --> 01:02:46.601 no! I am celebrating my wife's birthday 1302 01:02:46.625 --> 01:02:47.364 yes! Yes 1303 01:02:47.583 --> 01:02:48.948 all right! All right 1304 01:02:49.167 --> 01:02:49.531 I'm sorry! I'm sorry 1305 01:02:49.542 --> 01:02:50.201 I'll be there soon 1306 01:02:50.417 --> 01:02:51.417 sorry! Sorry 1307 01:03:04.500 --> 01:03:05.500 Drink up 1308 01:03:14.583 --> 01:03:15.572 Dear 1309 01:03:15.583 --> 01:03:17.434 Simon's company has a vacancy for general manager 1310 01:03:17.458 --> 01:03:19.198 are you happy working where you are? 1311 01:03:20.625 --> 01:03:21.410 That's right 1312 01:03:21.625 --> 01:03:23.081 do you want to come over? 1313 01:03:24.625 --> 01:03:27.162 The soup here is fantastic 1314 01:03:27.500 --> 01:03:28.580 they even have oysters 1315 01:03:28.583 --> 01:03:29.698 I love oysters 1316 01:03:33.375 --> 01:03:34.114 since you like it 1317 01:03:34.333 --> 01:03:35.618 I'll order a big plate for you 1318 01:03:41.583 --> 01:03:43.915 You are my sister 1319 01:03:44.125 --> 01:03:47.162 you are my baby 1320 01:03:47.375 --> 01:03:48.410 oh yeah 1321 01:03:48.625 --> 01:03:51.116 no matter how far apart we are 1322 01:03:51.333 --> 01:03:53.415 you are my sister 1323 01:03:53.625 --> 01:03:56.367 you are my baby 1324 01:03:56.583 --> 01:03:57.618 oh yeah 1325 01:03:58.417 --> 01:04:02.490 I treasure what we have 1326 01:04:02.708 --> 01:04:03.618 so? 1327 01:04:03.625 --> 01:04:04.410 Would you like to come over and help me? 1328 01:04:04.625 --> 01:04:05.625 What? 1329 01:04:13.500 --> 01:04:16.992 This restaurant has really good chilli 1330 01:04:17.208 --> 01:04:18.208 they got it from Vietnam 1331 01:04:18.375 --> 01:04:20.582 this is the main draw for me 1332 01:04:22.125 --> 01:04:23.661 my lips got swollen from eating it 1333 01:04:24.000 --> 01:04:25.285 where are the oysters? 1334 01:04:27.625 --> 01:04:28.625 I think 1335 01:04:28.667 --> 01:04:29.667 the chef 1336 01:04:30.042 --> 01:04:31.042 forgot about it 1337 01:04:31.167 --> 01:04:32.748 I'll go and hurry him 1338 01:04:33.583 --> 01:04:34.663 take some chilli first 1339 01:04:34.667 --> 01:04:35.656 don't be discouraged 1340 01:04:35.667 --> 01:04:37.658 ditch the old ideas 1341 01:04:37.667 --> 01:04:39.407 start the change now 1342 01:04:39.625 --> 01:04:42.662 a sparrow may soar high just as well 1343 01:04:44.000 --> 01:04:47.072 moulin is really hot 1344 01:04:59.000 --> 01:04:59.659 I'm sorry dear 1345 01:04:59.667 --> 01:05:01.203 the oysters are sold out 1346 01:05:08.583 --> 01:05:10.699 ♪ Surprise 1347 01:05:11.500 --> 01:05:13.707 I wanted to pretend to be Michael Jackson 1348 01:05:13.708 --> 01:05:16.700 to give you all a surprise 1349 01:05:17.708 --> 01:05:18.493 the cake is here 1350 01:05:18.708 --> 01:05:20.494 come! Let's sing the happy birthday song 1351 01:05:20.708 --> 01:05:22.118 123 1352 01:05:22.333 --> 01:05:26.702 happy birthday to you 1353 01:05:26.708 --> 01:05:28.073 happy 1354 01:05:31.125 --> 01:05:38.246 happy birthday to you 1355 01:05:38.458 --> 01:05:43.703 happy birthday to dear 1356 01:05:43.708 --> 01:05:48.247 happy birthday to you 1357 01:05:48.458 --> 01:05:49.498 let's blow out the candles 1358 01:05:49.708 --> 01:05:57.121 happy birthday to you 1359 01:05:58.167 --> 01:05:59.498 come on! Sing 1360 01:05:59.708 --> 01:06:00.447 what are you all waiting for? 1361 01:06:00.667 --> 01:06:01.667 Sing 1362 01:06:03.458 --> 01:06:04.698 sing! Sing! Sing 1363 01:06:07.625 --> 01:06:08.625 sing 1364 01:06:09.083 --> 01:06:12.530 happy birthday to you 1365 01:06:12.750 --> 01:06:14.365 let's blow out the candles 1366 01:06:14.583 --> 01:06:18.451 may your days be as long as the heavens' 1367 01:06:18.667 --> 01:06:21.739 happy birthday to you 1368 01:06:23.458 --> 01:06:25.119 I sing like a cow 1369 01:06:25.333 --> 01:06:26.743 money you give it a shot 1370 01:06:26.750 --> 01:06:28.115 since when do I get a turn? 1371 01:06:28.333 --> 01:06:29.333 Pearly 1372 01:06:29.375 --> 01:06:29.955 you do it 1373 01:06:30.167 --> 01:06:31.407 no way 1374 01:06:31.625 --> 01:06:33.035 sure you can 1375 01:06:33.250 --> 01:06:35.662 - I've said I can't do it - Yes you can 1376 01:06:37.792 --> 01:06:38.531 pearly 1377 01:06:38.750 --> 01:06:40.110 let's give her a round of applause 1378 01:06:43.292 --> 01:06:44.782 congratulations to you 1379 01:06:45.042 --> 01:06:48.239 congratulations to you 1380 01:06:48.458 --> 01:06:50.494 let's blow out the candles! Yes 1381 01:06:50.708 --> 01:06:51.708 finally 1382 01:06:51.792 --> 01:06:53.032 blow out the candles 1383 01:06:55.625 --> 01:06:56.726 is the airconditioner not working? 1384 01:06:56.750 --> 01:06:57.409 Why does it feel so hot? 1385 01:06:57.625 --> 01:06:58.410 Brother-in-law 1386 01:06:58.625 --> 01:06:59.114 your hair 1387 01:06:59.333 --> 01:06:59.788 your hair? 1388 01:06:59.792 --> 01:07:00.781 No! Your hair 1389 01:07:00.792 --> 01:07:02.032 your hair is on fire 1390 01:07:04.333 --> 01:07:05.914 my wig has caught fire! It's on fire 1391 01:07:06.125 --> 01:07:08.116 I'll call the fire department 1392 01:07:09.375 --> 01:07:10.785 moulin 1393 01:07:11.250 --> 01:07:12.080 sister Phoenix 1394 01:07:12.083 --> 01:07:15.075 so this is how you really look like 1395 01:07:15.292 --> 01:07:18.364 you've got that badass stylish good looks 1396 01:07:18.583 --> 01:07:20.073 thank you for your compliments 1397 01:07:20.792 --> 01:07:23.579 at first I was afraid 1398 01:07:23.792 --> 01:07:26.078 I was petrified 1399 01:07:26.292 --> 01:07:31.036 kept thinking I could never live without you by my side 1400 01:07:31.750 --> 01:07:36.119 but then I spent so many nights 1401 01:07:36.333 --> 01:07:38.870 thinking how you did me wrong 1402 01:07:39.083 --> 01:07:40.994 and I grew strong 1403 01:07:41.208 --> 01:07:45.741 I will survive 1404 01:07:46.458 --> 01:07:48.414 let's drink two mugs 1405 01:07:48.625 --> 01:07:50.115 it's my birthday today 1406 01:07:50.333 --> 01:07:52.619 give me some face 1407 01:07:52.833 --> 01:07:54.448 but I need to be at number 1 for the show 1408 01:07:54.667 --> 01:07:55.667 I'm so sorry 1409 01:07:56.667 --> 01:07:59.158 I'm already asking you humbly 1410 01:08:01.000 --> 01:08:02.120 your mouth looks really ugly 1411 01:08:02.167 --> 01:08:03.657 sister Phoenix 1412 01:08:03.875 --> 01:08:05.268 how about this? You take a step back 1413 01:08:05.292 --> 01:08:06.873 a little more and a llittle more 1414 01:08:07.083 --> 01:08:08.573 I'll be more comfortable this way 1415 01:08:08.792 --> 01:08:10.328 I need to tell you this 1416 01:08:10.542 --> 01:08:14.410 I... I am married with a wife 1417 01:08:14.958 --> 01:08:16.823 and even if I weren't 1418 01:08:17.208 --> 01:08:19.870 I wouldn't marry you either 1419 01:08:20.083 --> 01:08:20.742 how about this? 1420 01:08:20.958 --> 01:08:22.448 Don't you like to hear me sing? 1421 01:08:22.667 --> 01:08:23.667 Let's go to number 1 1422 01:08:23.792 --> 01:08:24.907 and I'll sing for you 1423 01:08:25.125 --> 01:08:26.125 all right? 1424 01:08:26.625 --> 01:08:27.159 All right? 1425 01:08:27.375 --> 01:08:27.955 Sister Phoenix is it all right with you? 1426 01:08:28.167 --> 01:08:29.202 Yes 1427 01:08:29.625 --> 01:08:30.660 that's good 1428 01:08:30.875 --> 01:08:31.580 come on! Let's go 1429 01:08:31.792 --> 01:08:32.998 wait 1430 01:08:33.208 --> 01:08:34.618 let me make a call first 1431 01:08:34.833 --> 01:08:35.288 and I'll come back in 1432 01:08:35.500 --> 01:08:36.706 in that case I'll go in first 1433 01:09:00.250 --> 01:09:01.490 Oh no not I 1434 01:09:02.042 --> 01:09:03.782 I will survive 1435 01:09:04.375 --> 01:09:06.286 oh as long as I know how to love 1436 01:09:06.500 --> 01:09:08.331 I know I'll stay alive 1437 01:09:08.542 --> 01:09:10.658 I've got all my life to live 1438 01:09:10.875 --> 01:09:12.490 and I've got all my love to give 1439 01:09:12.708 --> 01:09:14.539 and I'll survive 1440 01:09:14.750 --> 01:09:16.832 I will survive 1441 01:09:17.042 --> 01:09:18.907 hey! Hey 1442 01:09:22.208 --> 01:09:23.288 thank you! Thank you 1443 01:09:23.500 --> 01:09:24.580 thanks everyone 1444 01:09:24.792 --> 01:09:25.792 is pearly funny? 1445 01:09:26.000 --> 01:09:27.536 Yes 1446 01:09:27.750 --> 01:09:30.241 shall we give her a round of applause? 1447 01:09:34.000 --> 01:09:35.115 Enough 1448 01:09:36.292 --> 01:09:38.205 enough 1449 01:09:38.417 --> 01:09:39.417 what are you doing? 1450 01:09:41.292 --> 01:09:43.533 Have you gone insane? 1451 01:09:43.750 --> 01:09:45.430 Didn't you like to make the audience laugh? 1452 01:09:45.500 --> 01:09:46.831 Aren't they laughing happily now? 1453 01:09:47.042 --> 01:09:48.351 I want them to laugh because of me 1454 01:09:48.375 --> 01:09:49.490 not at me 1455 01:09:49.708 --> 01:09:51.018 the outcome is the same isn't it? 1456 01:09:51.042 --> 01:09:53.122 There is applause and joy isn't that what you wanted? 1457 01:09:53.208 --> 01:09:54.573 But I am not happy 1458 01:09:54.792 --> 01:09:55.792 what do you know? 1459 01:09:56.000 --> 01:09:57.365 Yes I don't 1460 01:09:59.292 --> 01:10:00.657 and must lipsynch instead 1461 01:10:00.875 --> 01:10:02.706 if you can't sing then don't force it 1462 01:10:06.375 --> 01:10:08.161 you are biased against our performance 1463 01:10:08.375 --> 01:10:10.491 I never was 1464 01:10:10.708 --> 01:10:13.143 what I don't understand was your so-called rules and traditions 1465 01:10:13.167 --> 01:10:14.657 just what good does it do 1466 01:10:21.750 --> 01:10:23.661 Guys say something 1467 01:10:23.875 --> 01:10:25.536 don't you all have a lot to say? 1468 01:10:25.750 --> 01:10:27.786 And you do it behind his back all the time? 1469 01:10:31.458 --> 01:10:32.914 Having known you for so long 1470 01:10:33.125 --> 01:10:36.162 I have never heard you speak a word 1471 01:10:36.375 --> 01:10:38.787 can you say something in fairness today? 1472 01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:40.456 Just say something 1473 01:10:40.667 --> 01:10:41.747 go on 1474 01:10:52.292 --> 01:10:54.078 How do you expect me to sing? 1475 01:10:56.500 --> 01:10:57.785 I have a short tongue 1476 01:11:03.042 --> 01:11:05.124 I am already very happy 1477 01:11:05.333 --> 01:11:07.369 to be one of the dancers 1478 01:11:09.375 --> 01:11:10.831 many among our audience 1479 01:11:11.042 --> 01:11:13.875 put up with a lot of unhappiness at work in the day 1480 01:11:14.083 --> 01:11:16.950 if what we do can help them forget their woes 1481 01:11:17.167 --> 01:11:18.782 I am fine with it 1482 01:11:22.042 --> 01:11:24.078 but you are not same as us 1483 01:11:25.208 --> 01:11:27.073 you always want to take the centrestage 1484 01:11:29.583 --> 01:11:30.663 that's right 1485 01:11:30.875 --> 01:11:32.081 if it was not me 1486 01:11:32.292 --> 01:11:33.972 and you met another person who can lipsynch 1487 01:11:34.083 --> 01:11:35.323 and dance better than you 1488 01:11:36.417 --> 01:11:38.499 will you let him have the centrestage? 1489 01:11:39.625 --> 01:11:41.115 Let's disband then 1490 01:11:47.167 --> 01:11:48.167 You guys 1491 01:11:50.292 --> 01:11:52.499 don't care about the audience at all 1492 01:11:53.542 --> 01:11:54.542 both of you 1493 01:11:54.625 --> 01:11:56.115 are just as selfish 1494 01:12:00.083 --> 01:12:01.493 chow chee beng 1495 01:12:14.250 --> 01:12:16.616 I am quick with my revenge 1496 01:12:21.750 --> 01:12:23.411 Daddy what are you doing? 1497 01:12:23.625 --> 01:12:24.785 Uncle! Actually 1498 01:12:25.125 --> 01:12:26.125 keep quiet 1499 01:12:26.167 --> 01:12:27.452 close your eyes 1500 01:12:49.375 --> 01:12:50.865 Liars 1501 01:12:52.167 --> 01:12:54.158 never come to a good end 1502 01:13:29.500 --> 01:13:30.080 Dear 1503 01:13:30.292 --> 01:13:31.623 don't call me dear 1504 01:13:34.750 --> 01:13:36.240 dear I'm sorry 1505 01:13:36.583 --> 01:13:38.303 I was retrenched from the company for a year 1506 01:13:38.458 --> 01:13:40.244 I didn't mean to lie to you 1507 01:13:40.458 --> 01:13:41.743 but if you had known the nature of my job 1508 01:13:41.750 --> 01:13:43.184 would you and Mason be fine with it? 1509 01:13:43.208 --> 01:13:44.197 Chow chee beng 1510 01:13:44.208 --> 01:13:46.290 don't use Mason and I as an excuse 1511 01:13:46.500 --> 01:13:49.207 you just had too much pride 1512 01:13:49.208 --> 01:13:50.888 if you had been honest right from the start 1513 01:13:51.125 --> 01:13:53.411 would we have ended up here right now? 1514 01:13:53.625 --> 01:13:54.410 Listen 1515 01:13:54.625 --> 01:13:56.206 Simon had a job offer for you 1516 01:13:56.417 --> 01:13:57.417 but now 1517 01:13:57.458 --> 01:13:59.198 everyone knows about you 1518 01:13:59.417 --> 01:14:01.203 how will he hire you now? 1519 01:14:01.208 --> 01:14:02.601 What do you mean by the whole world? 1520 01:14:02.625 --> 01:14:05.207 Look at the number of people who tagged you 1521 01:14:09.625 --> 01:14:10.740 sister Phoenix? 1522 01:14:32.250 --> 01:14:33.239 Mason 1523 01:14:33.250 --> 01:14:34.615 daddy 1524 01:14:34.833 --> 01:14:37.700 what is wrong with wearing a dress? 1525 01:14:40.542 --> 01:14:43.955 I'm only acting as mulan 1526 01:14:44.167 --> 01:14:45.532 I'm not a real girl 1527 01:14:46.667 --> 01:14:48.703 maybe they don't understand 1528 01:14:49.083 --> 01:14:50.243 what does acting mean 1529 01:14:50.250 --> 01:14:52.286 my schoolmates said 1530 01:14:52.292 --> 01:14:55.284 like father like son 1531 01:14:55.292 --> 01:14:56.577 they said 1532 01:14:56.792 --> 01:14:58.783 you are old drag queen 1533 01:14:59.125 --> 01:15:01.286 and I am little drag queen 1534 01:15:01.292 --> 01:15:04.489 and they stopped being my friends 1535 01:15:06.167 --> 01:15:07.282 daddy 1536 01:15:08.708 --> 01:15:11.245 did we do something wrong? 1537 01:15:15.292 --> 01:15:17.078 Daddy is so sorry 1538 01:15:21.375 --> 01:15:22.490 are you? 1539 01:15:36.417 --> 01:15:39.375 I have asked the agent to sell the house 1540 01:15:39.750 --> 01:15:41.240 or else 1541 01:15:41.458 --> 01:15:43.323 we can rent out for now 1542 01:15:44.458 --> 01:15:46.198 and we will shift 1543 01:15:47.333 --> 01:15:50.325 I'm trying to trust you again all right? 1544 01:15:50.625 --> 01:15:54.664 I'm trying really very hard 1545 01:15:57.333 --> 01:16:00.325 if it weren't for the second child 1546 01:16:09.083 --> 01:16:09.538 So 1547 01:16:09.750 --> 01:16:11.331 You sold the house in the end? 1548 01:16:12.792 --> 01:16:13.497 We sold the car too 1549 01:16:13.708 --> 01:16:14.493 good 1550 01:16:14.708 --> 01:16:16.369 now you no longer have the stress of repaying your loans 1551 01:16:16.375 --> 01:16:18.491 what are you expecting for your new job? 1552 01:16:18.708 --> 01:16:20.790 Just something new? 1553 01:16:22.625 --> 01:16:24.365 But you do know that from now on 1554 01:16:24.375 --> 01:16:26.457 it is going to be difficult right? 1555 01:16:27.458 --> 01:16:28.789 We are going to the gynaecologist 1556 01:16:29.125 --> 01:16:30.331 I'll go with you 1557 01:16:30.542 --> 01:16:31.542 there's no need to 1558 01:16:31.750 --> 01:16:33.393 you stay behind to help Mason in his schoolwork 1559 01:16:33.417 --> 01:16:34.497 sis let's go 1560 01:16:39.208 --> 01:16:39.537 anyway 1561 01:16:39.750 --> 01:16:41.536 I really enjoyed your song 1562 01:16:43.208 --> 01:16:44.493 you will survive 1563 01:17:01.458 --> 01:17:02.413 Daddy 1564 01:17:02.417 --> 01:17:02.951 yes? 1565 01:17:03.167 --> 01:17:04.498 Are you really sick? 1566 01:17:05.292 --> 01:17:06.292 No 1567 01:17:06.333 --> 01:17:07.333 Daddy's not sick 1568 01:17:07.417 --> 01:17:11.410 then why did aunt Judy avoid you like you have hfmd? 1569 01:17:12.750 --> 01:17:15.162 I wonder who is really sick too 1570 01:17:18.583 --> 01:17:21.575 are those aunts your friends? 1571 01:17:22.417 --> 01:17:23.417 They are uncles 1572 01:17:23.458 --> 01:17:24.743 not aunts 1573 01:17:25.083 --> 01:17:26.414 then why are they 1574 01:17:26.417 --> 01:17:27.417 wait 1575 01:17:28.583 --> 01:17:31.040 finish up your homework first all right? 1576 01:18:17.458 --> 01:18:19.574 You are his family now too 1577 01:18:35.542 --> 01:18:37.373 They are so funny 1578 01:18:37.625 --> 01:18:39.490 what are you doing here? 1579 01:18:43.125 --> 01:18:44.911 Daddy are you going to help your friends? 1580 01:18:45.125 --> 01:18:46.125 No 1581 01:18:46.167 --> 01:18:47.167 Why not? 1582 01:18:47.208 --> 01:18:48.914 You love them right? 1583 01:18:49.125 --> 01:18:50.490 Friends should help each other 1584 01:18:50.500 --> 01:18:51.956 I promise I will not tell mummy 1585 01:18:52.167 --> 01:18:54.032 ♪ crossmyheart 1586 01:18:55.542 --> 01:18:56.542 right 1587 01:18:57.667 --> 01:18:59.498 but your mummy will kill me 1588 01:18:59.708 --> 01:19:00.708 but 1589 01:19:00.750 --> 01:19:04.538 it is right to help your friends isn't it? 1590 01:19:11.083 --> 01:19:12.083 All right 1591 01:19:12.208 --> 01:19:13.208 I will help them 1592 01:19:13.542 --> 01:19:15.123 but if your mummy finds out 1593 01:19:15.375 --> 01:19:17.059 you'll have to put in a good word for me all right? 1594 01:19:17.083 --> 01:19:17.538 Sure 1595 01:19:17.542 --> 01:19:18.531 but on one condition 1596 01:19:18.542 --> 01:19:19.327 what is it? 1597 01:19:19.542 --> 01:19:20.559 I want to go and see your performance 1598 01:19:20.583 --> 01:19:21.583 no way 1599 01:19:22.583 --> 01:19:23.583 no! 1600 01:19:24.542 --> 01:19:26.453 You are so adorable 1601 01:19:26.667 --> 01:19:27.667 come on! Say it 1602 01:19:27.750 --> 01:19:29.081 who is the prettier one? 1603 01:19:29.292 --> 01:19:31.032 Is it money? Money money 1604 01:19:31.250 --> 01:19:32.035 for goodness sake 1605 01:19:32.250 --> 01:19:33.250 of course it's me 1606 01:19:33.333 --> 01:19:35.198 right? Is it me? 1607 01:19:35.417 --> 01:19:36.532 You're so cute! Cute 1608 01:19:36.542 --> 01:19:37.577 don't pinch him too hard 1609 01:19:38.125 --> 01:19:39.410 I give you some... 1610 01:19:39.625 --> 01:19:40.625 Excuse me? 1611 01:19:42.292 --> 01:19:43.372 Sorry? 1612 01:19:46.583 --> 01:19:48.494 Candy 1613 01:19:49.542 --> 01:19:50.542 thank you 1614 01:19:52.750 --> 01:19:53.535 you are so adorable 1615 01:19:53.750 --> 01:19:54.910 just like the lucky cat 1616 01:19:55.125 --> 01:19:56.240 lucky cat 1617 01:19:58.333 --> 01:19:59.948 you are a good boy 1618 01:20:00.167 --> 01:20:01.998 thank you for allowing your father to come 1619 01:20:02.208 --> 01:20:03.744 he wanted to be here himself 1620 01:20:04.083 --> 01:20:07.155 he said this is his ♪brotherhood 1621 01:20:19.583 --> 01:20:20.583 I am sorry 1622 01:20:22.542 --> 01:20:23.542 buddy 1623 01:20:36.500 --> 01:20:38.206 I thought we're sisters 1624 01:20:41.708 --> 01:20:42.708 daddy 1625 01:20:42.750 --> 01:20:45.457 can I join this brotherhood? 1626 01:20:46.458 --> 01:20:48.619 ♪ Mindyourownbusiness 1627 01:20:50.625 --> 01:20:52.115 thank you! Thank you 1628 01:20:52.542 --> 01:20:54.614 thank you 1629 01:20:57.167 --> 01:20:59.624 at first I was afraid 1630 01:20:59.625 --> 01:21:01.616 I was petrified 1631 01:21:01.625 --> 01:21:05.618 kept thinking I could never live without you by my side 1632 01:21:05.625 --> 01:21:07.957 but then I spent so many nights 1633 01:21:08.167 --> 01:21:09.327 thinking how you did me wrong 1634 01:21:09.542 --> 01:21:11.248 and I grew strong 1635 01:21:11.667 --> 01:21:13.658 and I learned how to get along 1636 01:21:13.667 --> 01:21:15.658 and so you're back 1637 01:21:15.667 --> 01:21:17.658 from outer space 1638 01:21:17.667 --> 01:21:20.374 I just walked in to find you here 1639 01:21:20.375 --> 01:21:21.706 with that sad look upon your face 1640 01:21:22.042 --> 01:21:24.328 I should have changed that stupid lock 1641 01:21:24.333 --> 01:21:26.198 I should have made you leave your key 1642 01:21:26.208 --> 01:21:28.995 if I'd known for just one second 1643 01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:30.080 you'd be back to bother me 1644 01:21:30.292 --> 01:21:32.283 go on now! Go 1645 01:21:32.500 --> 01:21:33.990 walk out the door 1646 01:21:34.375 --> 01:21:35.911 just turn around now 1647 01:21:36.125 --> 01:21:38.161 cause you're not welcome anymore 1648 01:21:38.375 --> 01:21:40.912 weren't you the one 1649 01:21:41.125 --> 01:21:42.661 who tried to hurt me with goodbye 1650 01:21:42.667 --> 01:21:44.908 do you think I'd crumble? 1651 01:21:45.125 --> 01:21:46.990 Did you think I'd lay down and die? 1652 01:21:47.208 --> 01:21:48.994 Oh no not I 1653 01:21:49.208 --> 01:21:50.539 I will survive 1654 01:21:50.750 --> 01:21:53.241 oh as long as I know how to love 1655 01:21:53.458 --> 01:21:55.198 I know I'll stay alive 1656 01:21:55.417 --> 01:21:57.703 I've got all my life to live 1657 01:21:57.708 --> 01:21:59.323 and I've got all my love to give 1658 01:21:59.542 --> 01:22:01.373 and I'll survive 1659 01:22:01.583 --> 01:22:03.494 I will survive 1660 01:22:03.708 --> 01:22:05.699 hey! Hey 1661 01:22:06.708 --> 01:22:10.451 let's put our hands together to welcome our queen 1662 01:22:10.667 --> 01:22:11.952 number one's ex-agm 1663 01:22:12.167 --> 01:22:13.532 Kumar 1664 01:22:20.500 --> 01:22:22.240 Oh no not I 1665 01:22:22.458 --> 01:22:24.414 I will survive 1666 01:22:24.625 --> 01:22:26.456 oh as long as I know how to love 1667 01:22:26.667 --> 01:22:28.703 I know I'll stay alive 1668 01:22:28.708 --> 01:22:30.699 I've got all my life to live 1669 01:22:31.042 --> 01:22:32.748 and I've got all my love to give 1670 01:22:32.750 --> 01:22:34.741 and I'll survive 1671 01:22:34.750 --> 01:22:36.911 I will survive 1672 01:22:37.125 --> 01:22:39.332 hey! Hey 1673 01:22:46.333 --> 01:22:47.072 Sweetheart 1674 01:22:47.292 --> 01:22:48.657 how's the donation? 1675 01:22:52.708 --> 01:22:53.743 This cheque is for you 1676 01:22:53.750 --> 01:22:56.162 fill in the amount yourself 1677 01:22:56.375 --> 01:22:57.375 sorry sister Phoenix 1678 01:22:57.417 --> 01:22:58.937 I don't want to borrow from loan shark 1679 01:22:59.000 --> 01:23:00.365 what do you mean? 1680 01:23:00.583 --> 01:23:03.245 I am making a donation 1681 01:23:03.458 --> 01:23:04.072 sister Phoenix 1682 01:23:04.292 --> 01:23:04.872 thank you 1683 01:23:05.083 --> 01:23:06.083 mulan 1684 01:23:06.292 --> 01:23:07.748 about the past 1685 01:23:08.125 --> 01:23:09.125 I am sorry about it 1686 01:23:09.208 --> 01:23:10.243 I apologise for it 1687 01:23:10.458 --> 01:23:11.664 sorry sorry 1688 01:23:12.292 --> 01:23:13.577 let's call it quits? 1689 01:23:14.792 --> 01:23:15.792 Ok 1690 01:23:16.792 --> 01:23:17.792 Ok 1691 01:23:20.667 --> 01:23:22.282 Let's us all thank sister Phoenix 1692 01:23:22.500 --> 01:23:25.333 thank you sister Phoenix 1693 01:23:27.125 --> 01:23:30.788 they are all thanking me 1694 01:23:32.125 --> 01:23:33.535 chow chee beng 1695 01:23:37.250 --> 01:23:38.490 that's my wife 1696 01:23:40.333 --> 01:23:41.333 mummy 1697 01:23:44.375 --> 01:23:45.375 dear 1698 01:23:45.792 --> 01:23:46.781 how did you get here? 1699 01:23:46.792 --> 01:23:50.956 I was following teochew Phoenix's live stream 1700 01:23:51.167 --> 01:23:52.309 I'd better go first! See you around 1701 01:23:52.333 --> 01:23:53.333 sorry 1702 01:23:54.208 --> 01:23:54.788 sorry! Sorry 1703 01:23:54.792 --> 01:23:55.792 chow chee beng 1704 01:23:56.250 --> 01:23:57.285 what's wrong with you? 1705 01:23:57.500 --> 01:23:59.081 Mummy don't get angry 1706 01:23:59.292 --> 01:24:02.784 he only wanted to help raise funds for the old folks' home 1707 01:24:03.042 --> 01:24:03.781 what old folks' home? 1708 01:24:03.792 --> 01:24:04.792 Over there 1709 01:24:05.417 --> 01:24:07.123 hi 1710 01:24:08.333 --> 01:24:09.072 Brother-in-law 1711 01:24:09.292 --> 01:24:10.782 you are unbelievable 1712 01:24:10.792 --> 01:24:12.828 how can you bring Mason into this kind of company? 1713 01:24:13.042 --> 01:24:14.157 Wait a minute 1714 01:24:14.375 --> 01:24:16.036 what do you mean by this kind of company? 1715 01:24:16.250 --> 01:24:19.322 I think you know perfectly what I mean by this kind of company 1716 01:24:19.542 --> 01:24:20.827 what's wrong with this company? 1717 01:24:21.042 --> 01:24:22.282 Man is man 1718 01:24:22.500 --> 01:24:23.831 woman is woman 1719 01:24:24.042 --> 01:24:25.623 can you please don't confuse the kid? 1720 01:24:25.833 --> 01:24:28.199 I think you're the one who's most confused 1721 01:24:28.417 --> 01:24:31.124 you don't even know what love is 1722 01:24:35.208 --> 01:24:39.531 do you actually think that little one looks confused to you? 1723 01:24:39.750 --> 01:24:42.366 Mason you come over here right now 1724 01:24:49.500 --> 01:24:50.500 Chow chee beng 1725 01:24:51.250 --> 01:24:53.616 how do you expect me to believe you now? 1726 01:24:54.250 --> 01:24:55.250 I am sorry 1727 01:24:56.875 --> 01:24:57.614 dear 1728 01:24:57.833 --> 01:24:59.448 I really didn't want to lie to you 1729 01:24:59.667 --> 01:25:01.547 this is the last time I'm helping them I promise 1730 01:25:01.667 --> 01:25:02.667 shut up 1731 01:25:04.167 --> 01:25:05.498 isn't it worse 1732 01:25:05.708 --> 01:25:07.573 for me to find out this way? 1733 01:25:09.125 --> 01:25:10.125 Listen 1734 01:25:10.292 --> 01:25:11.998 I'm going to call the mp myself 1735 01:25:13.000 --> 01:25:14.740 and shut this place right now 1736 01:25:16.083 --> 01:25:18.745 just because all of you don't have kids 1737 01:25:19.750 --> 01:25:22.332 you think you can be so irresponsible? 1738 01:25:27.583 --> 01:25:28.663 Chow chee beng 1739 01:25:30.792 --> 01:25:31.792 let's divorce 1740 01:25:34.208 --> 01:25:35.208 sister 1741 01:25:35.375 --> 01:25:36.495 please don't blame it on him 1742 01:25:36.625 --> 01:25:38.059 it was us who approached him to help 1743 01:25:38.083 --> 01:25:39.083 no 1744 01:25:39.667 --> 01:25:42.158 I don't want my son to grow up like you 1745 01:25:55.625 --> 01:25:57.832 I hope he'll be different from me too 1746 01:25:59.083 --> 01:26:00.573 I hope he'll understand earlier than I did 1747 01:26:00.583 --> 01:26:03.450 to not discriminate against people who are different from him 1748 01:26:05.125 --> 01:26:06.535 I hope he is different 1749 01:26:06.750 --> 01:26:08.706 that he will not have to bow down to others to make a living 1750 01:26:08.708 --> 01:26:11.040 and lose his dignity along the way 1751 01:26:14.708 --> 01:26:17.245 I also hope that the wife he marries in future 1752 01:26:18.000 --> 01:26:19.615 is different from mine 1753 01:26:20.917 --> 01:26:22.157 I hope he marries someone 1754 01:26:22.375 --> 01:26:24.036 who is understanding 1755 01:26:24.250 --> 01:26:26.101 someone who can understand the pressures he faced 1756 01:26:26.125 --> 01:26:27.125 you 1757 01:26:27.667 --> 01:26:29.532 for as long as we've been married 1758 01:26:29.750 --> 01:26:31.490 I have given in to you 1759 01:26:32.250 --> 01:26:33.865 do you know how fearful I feel? 1760 01:26:34.792 --> 01:26:36.101 I fear that should I not give in to you 1761 01:26:36.125 --> 01:26:37.740 how would you react 1762 01:26:38.583 --> 01:26:40.198 even when I was sure that I was right 1763 01:26:40.417 --> 01:26:42.203 I didn't dare act on it 1764 01:26:45.042 --> 01:26:46.623 these friends of mine 1765 01:26:46.625 --> 01:26:50.698 lent me a helping hand when I was at my lowest 1766 01:26:52.167 --> 01:26:54.078 I think of them as my younger sisters 1767 01:26:54.292 --> 01:26:55.998 if your sister was in trouble today 1768 01:26:56.375 --> 01:26:57.865 will you not help her? 1769 01:26:58.083 --> 01:26:59.143 Why are you moaning about now? 1770 01:26:59.167 --> 01:27:01.533 Brother-in-law! She's in labour 1771 01:27:02.250 --> 01:27:02.864 she is about to give birth 1772 01:27:03.083 --> 01:27:04.323 my wife is about to give birth 1773 01:27:04.542 --> 01:27:05.622 come on and help 1774 01:27:05.833 --> 01:27:07.414 don't crowd around her 1775 01:27:08.000 --> 01:27:10.537 - oh dear! Her water bag broke - Calm down! All right 1776 01:27:10.542 --> 01:27:11.622 anyone has got a car here? 1777 01:27:11.833 --> 01:27:13.994 Car? Car! Car! Car 1778 01:27:15.125 --> 01:27:16.911 hurry and call a cab 1779 01:27:17.125 --> 01:27:18.410 hurry 1780 01:27:18.417 --> 01:27:20.908 Mason follow aunt Judy home 1781 01:27:21.125 --> 01:27:22.615 come I'll send you to the hospital 1782 01:27:23.042 --> 01:27:24.042 excuse me 1783 01:27:24.333 --> 01:27:25.333 my goodness 1784 01:27:25.417 --> 01:27:27.337 the taxis are everywhere when you don't need them 1785 01:27:27.458 --> 01:27:30.040 but they are nowhere to be seen when you need one 1786 01:27:30.042 --> 01:27:31.122 take a rest first 1787 01:27:31.333 --> 01:27:32.789 slow down take your time 1788 01:27:33.042 --> 01:27:34.031 come over here! Put your hand here 1789 01:27:34.042 --> 01:27:35.042 put your hand here 1790 01:27:35.208 --> 01:27:36.368 take it easy! Give her a hand 1791 01:27:36.583 --> 01:27:38.039 give me your hand 1792 01:27:40.250 --> 01:27:41.250 sister 1793 01:27:41.333 --> 01:27:42.333 don't be afraid 1794 01:27:42.417 --> 01:27:43.417 don't panic 1795 01:27:43.583 --> 01:27:45.539 the transport will be here soon 1796 01:27:46.042 --> 01:27:47.042 you can do it 1797 01:27:48.583 --> 01:27:50.164 is the car here yet? 1798 01:27:52.083 --> 01:27:53.518 A pregnant lady is about to give birth! Can you help? 1799 01:27:53.542 --> 01:27:54.577 Sure! Sure 1800 01:27:54.792 --> 01:27:55.281 he agreed 1801 01:27:55.500 --> 01:27:56.500 let's go 1802 01:28:00.500 --> 01:28:01.285 there were no cars just now 1803 01:28:01.500 --> 01:28:02.700 and now there's a traffic jam? 1804 01:28:05.083 --> 01:28:06.083 Ambulance? 1805 01:28:06.125 --> 01:28:07.456 There's an ambulance 1806 01:28:07.667 --> 01:28:08.907 there is an accident in front 1807 01:28:09.125 --> 01:28:10.205 great 1808 01:28:10.708 --> 01:28:13.074 what's the point when we are all stuck here? 1809 01:28:13.083 --> 01:28:15.203 If there is an ambulance we can get on it straightaway 1810 01:28:15.417 --> 01:28:16.031 hurry! Hurry 1811 01:28:16.250 --> 01:28:16.864 be careful 1812 01:28:17.083 --> 01:28:17.412 walk slowly 1813 01:28:17.625 --> 01:28:18.910 be careful 1814 01:28:19.125 --> 01:28:19.580 come! Come! Come 1815 01:28:19.792 --> 01:28:20.406 how is it? 1816 01:28:20.625 --> 01:28:21.080 This is bad 1817 01:28:21.292 --> 01:28:24.079 it was the ambulance that got into an accident 1818 01:28:24.833 --> 01:28:26.273 I... I really cannot hold it anymore 1819 01:28:26.458 --> 01:28:30.371 hurry! Find something with wheels! Hurry 1820 01:28:30.667 --> 01:28:31.667 is there anything? 1821 01:28:31.792 --> 01:28:32.451 Get on it! Get on it 1822 01:28:32.667 --> 01:28:34.578 be careful! Be careful 1823 01:28:36.083 --> 01:28:38.165 get out of the way 1824 01:29:00.542 --> 01:29:01.782 We're losing time 1825 01:29:02.125 --> 01:29:03.365 we have to get rid of all these 1826 01:29:04.125 --> 01:29:05.160 shoes and feathers off 1827 01:29:05.375 --> 01:29:06.375 hurry! Hurry 1828 01:29:06.667 --> 01:29:07.667 quick run 1829 01:29:14.125 --> 01:29:14.830 We are almost there 1830 01:29:15.125 --> 01:29:15.489 it's a tricycle 1831 01:29:15.708 --> 01:29:16.708 it should be faster 1832 01:29:16.792 --> 01:29:18.032 aren't you stating the obvious? 1833 01:29:19.500 --> 01:29:20.114 Uncle 1834 01:29:20.125 --> 01:29:21.831 please take us to kk hospital 1835 01:29:30.875 --> 01:29:31.875 Uncle 1836 01:29:32.167 --> 01:29:33.167 can you go faster? 1837 01:29:33.250 --> 01:29:34.786 I am already going very fast 1838 01:29:35.167 --> 01:29:36.407 all right be careful then 1839 01:29:38.167 --> 01:29:38.371 uncle 1840 01:29:38.583 --> 01:29:39.242 how about this? 1841 01:29:39.458 --> 01:29:41.119 Please come down first 1842 01:29:41.333 --> 01:29:42.618 come down 1843 01:29:44.292 --> 01:29:44.997 be careful 1844 01:29:45.208 --> 01:29:47.164 take your time 1845 01:29:48.792 --> 01:29:50.157 he's got something to tell you 1846 01:29:50.167 --> 01:29:50.781 uncle 1847 01:29:50.792 --> 01:29:51.326 later 1848 01:29:51.542 --> 01:29:53.157 we will return the tricycle to you deal? 1849 01:29:53.167 --> 01:29:54.156 See you 1850 01:29:54.167 --> 01:29:55.156 you guys don't have the license 1851 01:29:55.167 --> 01:29:56.393 a baby is coming! There's no time for license 1852 01:29:56.417 --> 01:29:57.417 let's go 1853 01:29:58.375 --> 01:29:59.956 honey! Don't panic 1854 01:30:00.167 --> 01:30:01.327 the hospital is right ahead 1855 01:30:01.542 --> 01:30:02.827 we are getting there soon 1856 01:30:03.167 --> 01:30:03.496 hurry 1857 01:30:03.708 --> 01:30:04.908 this is the fastest I can go 1858 01:30:05.125 --> 01:30:06.268 the baby's head is coming out 1859 01:30:06.292 --> 01:30:07.156 the head 1860 01:30:07.167 --> 01:30:08.156 the baby's head is coming out 1861 01:30:08.167 --> 01:30:09.202 stop! Stop 1862 01:30:09.208 --> 01:30:10.518 what should we do? What should we do? 1863 01:30:10.542 --> 01:30:12.184 Let's form a barricade around her and let her give birth here 1864 01:30:12.208 --> 01:30:12.321 here? 1865 01:30:12.542 --> 01:30:13.201 Yes 1866 01:30:13.208 --> 01:30:14.208 form a circle around her 1867 01:30:15.667 --> 01:30:17.578 come! Come! Come 1868 01:30:17.792 --> 01:30:19.157 follow me! Follow me 1869 01:30:19.375 --> 01:30:20.785 breathe out 1870 01:30:21.208 --> 01:30:22.208 breathe in 1871 01:30:22.542 --> 01:30:23.748 breathe out 1872 01:30:25.208 --> 01:30:26.493 follow my rhythm 1873 01:30:28.208 --> 01:30:29.414 oh no not I 1874 01:30:29.750 --> 01:30:31.286 I will survive 1875 01:30:31.500 --> 01:30:33.286 oh as long as I know how to love 1876 01:30:33.500 --> 01:30:35.582 I know I'll stay alive 1877 01:30:35.792 --> 01:30:37.157 I've got all my life to live 1878 01:30:37.375 --> 01:30:39.206 and I've got all my love to give 1879 01:30:39.208 --> 01:30:40.323 and I'll survive 1880 01:30:40.542 --> 01:30:42.203 I will survive 1881 01:30:42.208 --> 01:30:43.789 hey! Hey 1882 01:30:44.208 --> 01:30:46.199 breathe in breathe out 1883 01:30:58.167 --> 01:30:59.247 She has given birth 1884 01:30:59.458 --> 01:31:00.458 is it a boy? 1885 01:31:01.250 --> 01:31:02.250 A girl? 1886 01:31:02.625 --> 01:31:03.705 Neither here nor there? 1887 01:31:23.292 --> 01:31:25.248 Fortune 1888 01:31:25.250 --> 01:31:26.250 comes rolling 1889 01:31:27.125 --> 01:31:27.739 fortune 1890 01:31:28.083 --> 01:31:28.538 comes rolling 1891 01:31:28.750 --> 01:31:31.787 fortune comes rolling in 1892 01:31:32.167 --> 01:31:33.167 brother fa 1893 01:31:33.292 --> 01:31:35.328 the Princess and the prince have come to visit you 1894 01:31:35.542 --> 01:31:37.578 babies 1895 01:31:38.500 --> 01:31:39.785 come! Come! Come 1896 01:31:40.708 --> 01:31:42.164 one red packet for the Princess 1897 01:31:42.375 --> 01:31:43.285 thank you 1898 01:31:43.292 --> 01:31:44.782 and one for the prince 1899 01:31:45.292 --> 01:31:46.292 Mason 1900 01:31:46.583 --> 01:31:47.583 thank you uncle fa 1901 01:31:47.708 --> 01:31:49.289 call me godma pearly 1902 01:31:49.292 --> 01:31:51.283 call me Italy mummy 1903 01:31:51.292 --> 01:31:52.498 call me money mummy 1904 01:31:53.292 --> 01:31:54.828 call me tiny mummy 1905 01:31:55.167 --> 01:31:57.283 ladies the babies can't speak yet 1906 01:31:57.500 --> 01:32:00.287 but I'll wish all of you on their behalf 1907 01:32:00.292 --> 01:32:02.283 that you stay youthful and beautiful forever 1908 01:32:03.250 --> 01:32:04.456 thank you 1909 01:32:06.625 --> 01:32:08.115 come along 1910 01:32:08.333 --> 01:32:10.289 let me put some make up on you 1911 01:32:10.292 --> 01:32:12.374 Mason let's go backstage for some food 1912 01:32:14.333 --> 01:32:16.119 may you be prosperous 1913 01:32:16.333 --> 01:32:17.664 be prosperous always 1914 01:32:18.167 --> 01:32:19.532 may romance come your way 1915 01:32:19.750 --> 01:32:21.331 be loved all your life 1916 01:32:21.333 --> 01:32:22.413 fortune 1917 01:32:23.333 --> 01:32:24.333 comes rolling 1918 01:32:25.333 --> 01:32:27.039 fortune comes rolling 1919 01:32:27.250 --> 01:32:30.538 fortune comes rolling in fortune comes rolling in 1920 01:35:25.500 --> 01:35:31.120 Hello! We are the queens brathers... 1921 01:35:31.125 --> 01:35:36.582 You're so handsome 1922 01:35:46.542 --> 01:35:50.034 Where is he now? Where is he? Answer! 1923 01:35:50.042 --> 01:35:52.203 Release us now! Do you hear me? 1924 01:35:52.208 --> 01:35:54.290 Release us now!