1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,779 --> 00:00:11,689 - Ethan, I really wanted to thank you 4 00:00:11,689 --> 00:00:14,780 for taking this time to connect with me again. 5 00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:16,979 I know that you've been so busy with work, 6 00:00:16,979 --> 00:00:21,647 and I know things have been picking up for you. 7 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:26,145 The fact that you were able to take this time to really, 8 00:00:26,145 --> 00:00:27,478 - Yeah, me too. 9 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:32,446 I'm glad we could connect again and stuff. 10 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,650 - Things have been getting a little bit 11 00:00:35,650 --> 00:00:37,983 better for me too, you know? 12 00:00:40,854 --> 00:00:42,567 - Thanks for coming in tonight. 13 00:00:42,567 --> 00:00:44,491 I will leave your check here, and I will 14 00:00:44,491 --> 00:00:46,180 take care of that for you whenever you're ready. 15 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,013 - Thank you. 16 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:48,315 Thank you so much. - Sure. 17 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:49,680 - She was really wonderful. 18 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,240 Yeah, she was great. 19 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,216 - We should tip her really well. 20 00:00:52,216 --> 00:00:53,299 Oh. 21 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,372 Yeah, okay. 22 00:00:57,847 --> 00:00:58,933 Oh, boy. 23 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,843 - Work's been really well. 24 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,655 Oh gosh, though. 25 00:01:02,655 --> 00:01:06,479 Would you mind, baby, just this time covering it? 26 00:01:06,479 --> 00:01:09,896 - I never expect you to have to cover me. 27 00:01:11,468 --> 00:01:13,669 I'm grateful for any time we have. 28 00:01:13,669 --> 00:01:15,243 We can go Dutch. 29 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:18,565 I really don't need you to pay for my half. 30 00:01:18,565 --> 00:01:20,626 - I'm going to need you to go a hundo-Dutch 31 00:01:20,626 --> 00:01:23,376 this time, like, just solo-Dutch. 32 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:27,950 But you did order the tiramisu, so really, 33 00:01:28,952 --> 00:01:31,535 that's on you anyway, you know? 34 00:01:32,562 --> 00:01:33,395 - Excuse me. 35 00:01:33,395 --> 00:01:34,228 - Yes. 36 00:01:35,827 --> 00:01:37,868 Do you take Mobile Pay? 37 00:01:37,868 --> 00:01:39,554 - We do not, no, I'm sorry. 38 00:01:39,554 --> 00:01:41,174 - Sorry, that was a dumb question. 39 00:01:41,174 --> 00:01:42,150 I'm so sorry. 40 00:01:42,150 --> 00:01:44,483 You have credit cards, baby. 41 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:46,583 Hey. 42 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:51,350 Don't embarrass us again like that, okay? 43 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:52,183 Wow. 44 00:01:53,922 --> 00:01:54,922 - I'm sorry. 45 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:07,487 - I'm going to try not to keep you here too much longer. 46 00:02:07,487 --> 00:02:09,574 I do want to get this meeting wrapped up. 47 00:02:09,574 --> 00:02:10,897 - Yeah, I'll be- - Finally. 48 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,764 - Oh, we have a stupid meeting right now. 49 00:02:13,764 --> 00:02:17,020 Yeah, no, it's all right, just Ted. 50 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:17,874 Okay. 51 00:02:17,874 --> 00:02:19,100 Oh my god, no way. 52 00:02:20,137 --> 00:02:21,524 - Would you like to join us? 53 00:02:21,524 --> 00:02:23,999 - Hey, Ted, seriously? 54 00:02:23,999 --> 00:02:25,524 - Yeah, we all have lives, too. 55 00:02:25,524 --> 00:02:26,687 - Yeah, no, sorry. 56 00:02:26,687 --> 00:02:27,520 - Goodbye. 57 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,287 - Awesome, all right, see you later, bye. 58 00:02:29,287 --> 00:02:30,120 - Thank you. 59 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,561 The last thing that I needed to go over, 60 00:02:32,561 --> 00:02:36,516 based on the comment cards from the customers this month. 61 00:02:36,516 --> 00:02:37,349 - It's heavy. 62 00:02:37,349 --> 00:02:38,349 - Oh, sorry. 63 00:02:39,807 --> 00:02:43,833 I need to announce that Stacy is our Employee of the Month. 64 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:45,632 - Oh, again? 65 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,305 Just kidding, it happens every month. 66 00:02:47,305 --> 00:02:49,263 - I'll just kind of mention as we're wrapping up here, 67 00:02:49,263 --> 00:02:51,881 I am considering implementing an employee dress code. 68 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:53,193 - Why, Ted? 69 00:02:53,193 --> 00:02:54,026 No. 70 00:02:54,026 --> 00:02:55,815 - This is just a general announcement. 71 00:02:55,815 --> 00:02:57,013 This might be in the works. 72 00:02:57,013 --> 00:02:58,924 I'm just talking about professional dress. 73 00:02:58,924 --> 00:03:00,016 That's all talking about. 74 00:03:00,016 --> 00:03:00,849 - What? 75 00:03:00,849 --> 00:03:01,685 No. 76 00:03:01,685 --> 00:03:02,518 - We can talk later. 77 00:03:02,518 --> 00:03:03,860 - No, why would we meet later? 78 00:03:03,860 --> 00:03:05,146 No, we're all here right now. 79 00:03:05,146 --> 00:03:06,378 - I will make an announcement- 80 00:03:06,378 --> 00:03:09,968 - Is this because Autumn looks like a tool? 81 00:03:09,968 --> 00:03:11,300 - This has nothing to do with Autumn. 82 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:12,133 So, it has to do with me? 83 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:13,608 No, I'm not singling anybody out, 84 00:03:13,608 --> 00:03:14,441 is what I'm trying to- 85 00:03:14,441 --> 00:03:17,236 - This is my body shaming boss, 86 00:03:17,236 --> 00:03:20,516 who thinks that my god-given body is disgusting. 87 00:03:20,516 --> 00:03:22,290 - I'm talking about anybody's body. 88 00:03:22,290 --> 00:03:24,614 I'm just trying to uphold a certain 89 00:03:24,614 --> 00:03:26,111 professional standard for everyone. 90 00:03:26,111 --> 00:03:30,125 - Ted, you let Stacy dress the way Stacy wants to dress. 91 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:31,953 I look forward to that every day. 92 00:03:31,953 --> 00:03:33,032 Thank you, Roy. 93 00:03:33,032 --> 00:03:36,001 - Okay, I'm just going to wrap up this meeting right now. 94 00:03:36,001 --> 00:03:38,173 I just need one more thing for Autumn. 95 00:03:38,173 --> 00:03:39,609 I just need to let you know someone 96 00:03:39,609 --> 00:03:41,530 took a dump and kind of missed the bowl. 97 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:44,033 So, if you could clean that up real quick, that'd be great. 98 00:03:44,033 --> 00:03:46,602 Thank you so much, thank you everyone, great meeting. 99 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,221 - Hey, I'd stay and help you with that, 100 00:03:48,221 --> 00:03:49,875 but I really got to go. 101 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:51,441 But I love you, okay? 102 00:03:51,441 --> 00:03:52,959 Sorry. 103 00:03:52,959 --> 00:03:56,052 - I got to go too, but not as bad as that guy. 104 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,724 - He was clearly very disturbed. 105 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:04,839 And so I definitely knew that we needed to focus on- 106 00:04:04,839 --> 00:04:06,839 - Hey, can I have these? 107 00:04:08,128 --> 00:04:11,045 Yeah, they're good, I want 'em, so. 108 00:04:14,752 --> 00:04:15,585 Go on. 109 00:04:17,117 --> 00:04:21,200 - So yeah, so I guess her dog died two weeks ago, 110 00:04:22,045 --> 00:04:23,459 so it was very, very apparent that 111 00:04:23,459 --> 00:04:24,563 she needed some lower back- 112 00:04:24,563 --> 00:04:26,563 - Jimmy, what's up, man? 113 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:29,540 Get the fuck outta here. 114 00:04:30,647 --> 00:04:31,480 No. 115 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,247 - Hey, Autumn. 116 00:04:34,247 --> 00:04:35,080 - Hi. 117 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,891 - Hey, can I borrow a dollar? 118 00:04:37,891 --> 00:04:38,891 Like, maybe? 119 00:04:40,891 --> 00:04:43,141 Yeah, that's it, thank you. 120 00:04:51,532 --> 00:04:52,445 Hey. 121 00:04:52,445 --> 00:04:53,618 - Hey. 122 00:04:55,524 --> 00:04:57,247 Is everything okay? 123 00:04:57,247 --> 00:04:59,498 Yeah, everything's good. 124 00:04:59,498 --> 00:05:01,728 - It's really loud. 125 00:05:01,728 --> 00:05:02,792 Are you sure you're okay? 126 00:05:02,792 --> 00:05:03,625 Where are you? 127 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:07,405 Yeah, oh, I'm at work, I'm at work. 128 00:05:07,405 --> 00:05:12,405 - Oh, okay, I just thought we were gonna hang out tonight. 129 00:05:12,555 --> 00:05:14,808 Yeah, no it's Jan's birthday and stuff over here. 130 00:05:14,808 --> 00:05:17,351 I mean, we're going to hang out still, but. 131 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:20,018 - Oh, okay, so five, 10 minutes? 132 00:05:21,445 --> 00:05:24,297 Yeah, no, I mean, I'll be there in an hour. 133 00:05:24,297 --> 00:05:26,005 Give me an hour, or so. 134 00:05:26,005 --> 00:05:26,838 - Oh. 135 00:05:27,682 --> 00:05:28,936 It's Jan's birthday. 136 00:05:28,936 --> 00:05:30,202 - Oh, okay. 137 00:05:30,202 --> 00:05:31,926 And that's who is in the background? 138 00:05:31,926 --> 00:05:33,883 No, that's Chastity. 139 00:05:33,883 --> 00:05:35,171 - Oh. 140 00:05:35,171 --> 00:05:36,296 Okay. 141 00:05:36,296 --> 00:05:38,001 Hey, I got gotta go. 142 00:05:38,001 --> 00:05:39,001 Jiminy tits! 143 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:41,223 - Oh. 144 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:57,416 Hello? 145 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:00,583 Hello? 146 00:06:00,583 --> 00:06:03,666 Ah shit, I butt-dialed her. 147 00:06:05,556 --> 00:06:06,651 - Hey, bitch. 148 00:06:06,651 --> 00:06:07,484 - Hey. 149 00:06:07,484 --> 00:06:08,860 - Wanna go get something to eat? 150 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:11,389 - Ah, not tonight, I am beat. 151 00:06:11,389 --> 00:06:13,984 I have been tired the past three days. 152 00:06:13,984 --> 00:06:15,067 - Oh, my god. 153 00:06:17,679 --> 00:06:20,472 Autumn, I think you might be pregnant. 154 00:06:20,472 --> 00:06:21,484 - What? 155 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:22,806 - Hear me out. 156 00:06:22,806 --> 00:06:26,255 You've been really tired, you've been super bloated. 157 00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:28,077 - Oh my god, you noticed, too? 158 00:06:28,077 --> 00:06:31,229 - Not to mention you have this amazing glow about you. 159 00:06:31,229 --> 00:06:32,287 - Oh, thanks. 160 00:06:32,287 --> 00:06:34,967 - And your tits are huge. 161 00:06:34,967 --> 00:06:36,013 - They're really sore. 162 00:06:36,013 --> 00:06:38,680 - Yeah, they look super swollen. 163 00:06:39,727 --> 00:06:41,705 Hopefully it's nothing. 164 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:42,538 - It's nothing. 165 00:06:42,538 --> 00:06:43,570 - But you should come over to my house. 166 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:47,676 I have extra pregnancy tests, just in case. 167 00:06:47,676 --> 00:06:50,759 - You'd let me use one of your pregnancy tests? 168 00:06:50,759 --> 00:06:54,109 - I want you to come over and use one of my pregnancy tests. 169 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:56,950 What if you find out that it's positive? 170 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,194 You need your best friend there with you. 171 00:06:59,194 --> 00:07:01,436 And I mean, it's probably nothing. 172 00:07:01,436 --> 00:07:03,380 - Yeah, I get like this one I have gluten. 173 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:04,213 I swell up. 174 00:07:04,213 --> 00:07:05,746 - Yeah, exactly, so you probably just 175 00:07:05,746 --> 00:07:07,348 ate gluten, it's totally fine. 176 00:07:07,348 --> 00:07:11,015 But if it is something, we need to find out. 177 00:07:12,047 --> 00:07:13,546 But then again, weight gain 178 00:07:13,546 --> 00:07:16,379 is really normal around your age. 179 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:21,156 All right, well come meet me up on my car. 180 00:07:32,749 --> 00:07:34,423 Hey, bitch. 181 00:07:34,423 --> 00:07:36,383 I was gonna borrow your favorite shirt 182 00:07:36,383 --> 00:07:39,064 to go into the color run today, okay? 183 00:07:39,064 --> 00:07:40,516 Is that cool? 184 00:07:40,516 --> 00:07:41,349 - Okay. 185 00:07:42,185 --> 00:07:44,610 - It's probably going to get ruined. 186 00:07:44,610 --> 00:07:46,794 It's the one with the tassels. 187 00:07:46,794 --> 00:07:47,627 - Okay. 188 00:07:50,578 --> 00:07:52,314 - Autumn, are you kidding me? 189 00:07:52,314 --> 00:07:56,267 This is your favorite shirt, despite how ugly it is. 190 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,705 You can't just let people walk 191 00:07:58,705 --> 00:08:01,788 all over you and treat you like crap. 192 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:08,720 What I meant to say, is in nine months, 193 00:08:09,815 --> 00:08:13,982 you're about to have this come out of your vagina. 194 00:08:15,289 --> 00:08:17,497 Do you think it's going to be easy? 195 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,981 Do you think it's just going to walk on out? 196 00:08:19,981 --> 00:08:23,699 No, you have to force it out, Autumn, okay? 197 00:08:23,699 --> 00:08:26,251 You gotta stop letting people shit on you. 198 00:08:26,251 --> 00:08:29,974 Ethan shits on you, our boss shits on you. 199 00:08:29,974 --> 00:08:31,469 Birds shit on you, Autumn. 200 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:34,963 Everyone shits on you, and it sucks. 201 00:08:34,963 --> 00:08:38,047 So, you need to grow a pair and tell the world, 202 00:08:38,047 --> 00:08:39,964 nah, nuh-uh, no, no-no. 203 00:08:41,577 --> 00:08:44,189 The baby deserves to have a strong mommy, 204 00:08:44,189 --> 00:08:46,764 and you have to do that. 205 00:08:46,764 --> 00:08:47,597 - Okay. 206 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:52,686 - Stop fighting with me, it's bad for the baby. 207 00:08:52,686 --> 00:08:53,686 - I'm sorry. 208 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:57,379 - Apology accepted. 209 00:08:57,379 --> 00:08:58,265 - I'm gonna have a child. 210 00:08:58,265 --> 00:09:00,432 I have to support a child. 211 00:09:01,322 --> 00:09:05,383 My parents are going to be so proud now, 212 00:09:05,383 --> 00:09:09,121 because not only did I not go to medical school, 213 00:09:09,121 --> 00:09:13,687 I became a masseuse, got pregnant, had a child 214 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:16,356 with Ethan, and you know what? 215 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,939 My parents, they think I just touch people. 216 00:09:22,576 --> 00:09:25,633 We go on family reunions, they say, what does Autumn do? 217 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,550 Oh, she touches people. 218 00:09:29,073 --> 00:09:31,656 - Well, you do touch people for 219 00:09:32,581 --> 00:09:35,414 your living, so they're not wrong. 220 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:38,088 Okay. 221 00:09:38,088 --> 00:09:39,255 Um, excuse me? 222 00:09:41,196 --> 00:09:45,852 This is a hand-blown glass coaster from Mexico. 223 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,957 Don't put your piss-stick all over it. 224 00:09:47,957 --> 00:09:49,992 Coasters are for drinks. 225 00:09:49,992 --> 00:09:51,151 - I'm sorry. 226 00:09:51,151 --> 00:09:53,490 - Anyways, you need to tell Ethan. 227 00:09:53,490 --> 00:09:55,073 You should call him and tell him. 228 00:09:55,073 --> 00:09:57,740 Just rip it off like a band-aid. 229 00:09:58,959 --> 00:10:01,896 - Oh my god, we were doing so well. 230 00:10:01,896 --> 00:10:03,058 - Were you? 231 00:10:03,058 --> 00:10:04,196 - You think I should call him? 232 00:10:04,196 --> 00:10:05,029 - Oh yeah. 233 00:10:06,302 --> 00:10:09,096 I would not tell him in person. 234 00:10:09,096 --> 00:10:10,522 Oh, god no. 235 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,355 - Why not? 236 00:10:11,355 --> 00:10:12,525 It'd make it more genuine, right? 237 00:10:12,525 --> 00:10:14,984 - No, are you kidding? 238 00:10:14,984 --> 00:10:18,229 Haven't you ever seen those murder mystery shows? 239 00:10:18,229 --> 00:10:21,461 Women will tell their husbands that they're pregnant, 240 00:10:21,461 --> 00:10:24,378 and then they wind up dead, Autumn. 241 00:10:25,515 --> 00:10:29,269 No mystery there, the husbands did it. 242 00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:31,153 - Oh my god, I don't want to die. 243 00:10:31,153 --> 00:10:35,317 - Tell him, let him absorb it, let him calm down. 244 00:10:35,317 --> 00:10:37,790 - Okay, I'll call him. 245 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,466 It'll be fine. 246 00:10:39,466 --> 00:10:41,467 - Oh yeah, and then, you guys can live together 247 00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:45,481 happily ever after, and shit like that. 248 00:10:45,481 --> 00:10:47,940 - This could fix everything. 249 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:51,857 - Well, yeah, it's a good thing to be positive. 250 00:11:00,116 --> 00:11:04,033 Not going to start this car until you call him. 251 00:11:10,928 --> 00:11:11,885 - It's ringing. 252 00:11:11,885 --> 00:11:12,718 - Yeah. 253 00:11:16,953 --> 00:11:17,786 Is he answering? 254 00:11:17,786 --> 00:11:19,869 - It's still ring, hello? 255 00:11:20,704 --> 00:11:21,537 Hey babe. 256 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:28,150 I kind of need to talk to you about something important. 257 00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:33,883 Do you mind turning it off, or muting it? 258 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,862 Yeah, you can turn it down. 259 00:11:39,862 --> 00:11:41,362 One notch is fine. 260 00:11:42,641 --> 00:11:45,308 Anyways, so, everything is fine. 261 00:11:46,544 --> 00:11:49,454 I just have some really exciting news. 262 00:11:49,454 --> 00:11:51,629 - Don't lie to him. 263 00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:52,462 Don't lie. 264 00:11:55,355 --> 00:11:56,605 - I'm pregnant. 265 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,036 - Did he hang up? 266 00:12:04,036 --> 00:12:06,830 - No, no, it's just spotty service. 267 00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:10,247 The house has horrible service across it. 268 00:12:11,488 --> 00:12:13,098 In fact, the whole area. 269 00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:14,648 - Yeah, okay, that's fine. 270 00:12:14,648 --> 00:12:17,720 But then why isn't he calling you back? 271 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,560 - It's the bad service, he probably 272 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:22,928 is trying, and it won't connect. 273 00:12:22,928 --> 00:12:25,840 - Okay, so you just gave him like huge life-changing news, 274 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:29,073 and he's not trying to find a good area to call you back in? 275 00:12:29,073 --> 00:12:31,293 - He was preoccupied, he was in his spot. 276 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,626 - Oh yeah, okay. 277 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,362 Well, call him back. 278 00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:36,972 - Okay. - It connected once before, 279 00:12:36,972 --> 00:12:38,411 it should be able to connect again. 280 00:12:38,411 --> 00:12:40,466 You should be able to, 281 00:12:40,466 --> 00:12:44,516 - Well, unless the service is just iffy. 282 00:12:44,516 --> 00:12:46,016 - Yeah, we'll see. 283 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:55,330 Sent to voicemail? 284 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,661 - Yeah, it's just bad service. 285 00:12:58,661 --> 00:12:59,494 - Hmm. 286 00:13:00,703 --> 00:13:05,120 Okay, well I guess we'll just have to go there, then. 287 00:13:11,265 --> 00:13:12,265 - I am safe. 288 00:13:15,119 --> 00:13:16,369 I am protected. 289 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,632 I am going to be okay. 290 00:13:25,169 --> 00:13:26,307 I'm gonna die. 291 00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:29,559 No, I'm not gonna die, I'm fine. 292 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,392 I am safe. 293 00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:33,115 Okay. 294 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:49,608 Ethan? 295 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:53,582 Ethan? 296 00:14:03,193 --> 00:14:04,026 No. 297 00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:06,760 No. 298 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:15,729 Ethan? 299 00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:20,082 Ethan, I'm home. 300 00:14:22,211 --> 00:14:24,211 Why is my stuff outside? 301 00:14:25,051 --> 00:14:27,084 And this isn't everything. 302 00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:29,176 Can we please talk? 303 00:14:29,176 --> 00:14:31,261 We can work this out. 304 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:34,874 Can you please just let me in, and I can sit down, 305 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,784 and we can talk about this, and we can find out 306 00:14:36,784 --> 00:14:40,013 how we can make this work, please? 307 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,430 I see you in there, please, can you just, 308 00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:05,731 - Are you serious? 309 00:15:21,024 --> 00:15:22,300 Okay. 310 00:15:23,263 --> 00:15:24,758 Okay. 311 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,591 Where's my toothbrush? 312 00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:38,659 What am I supposed to do with this? 313 00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:52,690 - Get in, bitch. 314 00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:05,796 What's all this? 315 00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:10,283 - All this is the remnants of my stuff, 316 00:17:11,409 --> 00:17:15,492 along with globs of cat hair from his stupid cat. 317 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,425 - So, he didn't take it well? 318 00:17:19,425 --> 00:17:21,862 - No, he left this outside, 319 00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:24,636 and he freaking changed the locks. 320 00:17:24,636 --> 00:17:25,811 - He changed the locks? 321 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:26,783 - Yes. 322 00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:28,771 - Like, already? 323 00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:29,604 Wow. 324 00:17:30,636 --> 00:17:33,719 He changed the locks in half an hour? 325 00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:37,257 I mean, even my record is 45 minutes. 326 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:40,039 He had to have had help, there's no way. 327 00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:42,764 Okay, sorry, you're upset about this. 328 00:17:42,764 --> 00:17:44,597 Want to talk about it? 329 00:17:45,804 --> 00:17:49,137 - I have no Ethan, I have minimal stuff. 330 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:55,116 But I have a baby that somehow I'm gonna 331 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,449 have to provide for, and I have nothing. 332 00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:03,276 I have to be a mother, and I have no freaking father. 333 00:18:03,276 --> 00:18:04,342 - Fuck Ethan. 334 00:18:04,342 --> 00:18:06,443 I'll be the father of your kid. 335 00:18:06,443 --> 00:18:08,326 You don't need Ethan. 336 00:18:08,326 --> 00:18:09,659 And fuck your stuff. 337 00:18:09,659 --> 00:18:11,660 You can get new clothes and not have to wear the things 338 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:15,666 that you've been wearing for the last 10 years. 339 00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,431 You can just completely revamp that thing you call style. 340 00:18:20,361 --> 00:18:22,105 - I don't have money to mess around, 341 00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:25,608 I don't have money to revamp my style. 342 00:18:25,608 --> 00:18:26,988 - We're definitely taking Ethan 343 00:18:26,988 --> 00:18:29,567 to court to get you some child support. 344 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,947 I think you're going to get more support 345 00:18:30,947 --> 00:18:32,988 from Ethan by taking him to court 346 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,697 than you would have if he just volunteered to be the dad. 347 00:18:36,697 --> 00:18:38,662 - I don't want to have to go to court. 348 00:18:38,662 --> 00:18:40,716 I don't want to have to do any of that. 349 00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:44,435 You know how I am in front of big groups of people. 350 00:18:44,435 --> 00:18:46,268 - Yeah, you get gassy. 351 00:18:47,302 --> 00:18:48,707 I know that you have a lot on your mind, 352 00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:50,483 and you're probably worrying about, like, 353 00:18:50,483 --> 00:18:52,271 oh, how am I going to be a good mom 354 00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:54,457 when I can't even take care of myself, 355 00:18:54,457 --> 00:18:57,251 and I have no car, and now I'm homeless? 356 00:18:57,251 --> 00:19:00,120 - I have a lot on my mind, I don't have all my stuff, 357 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:05,024 let alone baby clothes, and I don't have any place to stay. 358 00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:06,719 - You can live at my house. 359 00:19:06,719 --> 00:19:08,473 I mean, not for forever. 360 00:19:08,473 --> 00:19:11,241 I'll make some Pinboards about how to be a good mom. 361 00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:16,018 And then maybe the two of us together can make a great mom. 362 00:19:16,018 --> 00:19:17,615 Just remember the ground rules. 363 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:21,324 If you see a sock on the door, knock first, okay? 364 00:19:21,324 --> 00:19:23,436 You can come in, but warning knock. 365 00:19:23,436 --> 00:19:25,446 - Sock means knock. 366 00:19:25,446 --> 00:19:27,811 - Sock means, I'm boning. 367 00:21:48,165 --> 00:21:49,248 - Bro, oh my. 368 00:21:50,115 --> 00:21:51,782 - Oh, I am so sorry. 369 00:21:55,076 --> 00:21:56,815 - Good morning. 370 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,648 - Oh. 371 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:00,085 Coffee? 372 00:22:04,231 --> 00:22:05,805 - Yeah. 373 00:22:05,805 --> 00:22:06,722 - It's hot. 374 00:22:08,005 --> 00:22:09,366 Oh. 375 00:22:09,366 --> 00:22:10,780 - Well aware. 376 00:22:13,868 --> 00:22:16,728 Is there any cream in this? 377 00:22:16,728 --> 00:22:18,205 - No, did you want me to get you some? 378 00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:20,577 - No, I actually prefer without, so it's good. 379 00:22:20,577 --> 00:22:23,841 Just trying to watch the now-burning figure. 380 00:22:31,055 --> 00:22:32,472 - It's Ethiopian. 381 00:22:33,951 --> 00:22:36,128 - It was nice to meet you. 382 00:22:36,128 --> 00:22:37,375 - Yeah. 383 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:40,208 - Listen, I'm just gonna head out. 384 00:22:41,565 --> 00:22:42,565 - Okay. - It was nice meeting you. 385 00:22:42,565 --> 00:22:43,648 - Yeah, yeah. 386 00:22:45,912 --> 00:22:47,495 - Just tell Sandra, 387 00:22:51,778 --> 00:22:53,141 I'll bring the cup back. 388 00:22:53,141 --> 00:22:54,165 - Oh, that's nice of you. 389 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:55,615 Yeah, yeah. 390 00:22:55,615 --> 00:22:57,591 - Do you want pants? 391 00:22:57,591 --> 00:22:58,840 It's cold outside. 392 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,423 - I prefer without. 393 00:23:25,677 --> 00:23:27,868 - That coffee looks so good. 394 00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:35,632 It's perfect. 395 00:23:38,506 --> 00:23:39,756 - Who was that? 396 00:23:41,123 --> 00:23:42,235 - Who was what? 397 00:23:42,235 --> 00:23:43,068 - The guy? 398 00:23:45,263 --> 00:23:46,180 - What guy? 399 00:23:48,179 --> 00:23:49,762 - The man, the boy. 400 00:23:50,867 --> 00:23:52,534 - Oh, the boy, yeah. 401 00:23:54,106 --> 00:23:56,685 After you fell asleep last night, I got bored, 402 00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,826 and so I went over to one of the frat parties, 403 00:24:00,826 --> 00:24:03,968 and I found this cute little boy. 404 00:24:03,968 --> 00:24:05,051 He's so dumb. 405 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,304 So adorable. 406 00:24:08,304 --> 00:24:09,971 - What was his name? 407 00:24:10,810 --> 00:24:12,477 - Oh, good question. 408 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:15,204 Craig? 409 00:24:16,243 --> 00:24:18,704 - Oh. - No, definitely not Craig. 410 00:24:18,704 --> 00:24:19,621 Oh, Carlos. 411 00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:25,041 Definitely, probably Carlos, yeah. 412 00:24:26,227 --> 00:24:29,264 - Definitely looked like a Carlos. 413 00:24:29,264 --> 00:24:32,981 I've been thinking, and really, I need to make sure 414 00:24:32,981 --> 00:24:35,948 that you know how much I appreciate you. 415 00:24:35,948 --> 00:24:40,615 I don't know where I'd be if I wasn't able to stay here. 416 00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:45,235 So, thank you so much for letting me crash here. 417 00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:48,573 - You can stay for as long as you need to, okay? 418 00:24:48,573 --> 00:24:49,406 - You're amazing. 419 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,656 - But rent is due tomorrow. 420 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,342 So, if you could help out any way 421 00:24:57,342 --> 00:24:59,886 that you could with that, that'd be great, 'kay? 422 00:24:59,886 --> 00:25:01,446 - Oh, definitely. 423 00:25:01,446 --> 00:25:03,008 - Rent's $700, so if we could just 424 00:25:03,008 --> 00:25:05,764 cut it right down the middle, that'd be great. 425 00:25:05,764 --> 00:25:07,603 If you need me to drive you to an ATM, 426 00:25:07,603 --> 00:25:10,603 or something, I can totally do that. 427 00:25:11,613 --> 00:25:13,946 - Definitely, I can do that. 428 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,591 - Thank you so much for offering. 429 00:25:16,591 --> 00:25:18,342 - Oh, no problem. 430 00:25:18,342 --> 00:25:19,759 - It means a lot. 431 00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:23,853 Ooo, that's hot. 432 00:25:23,853 --> 00:25:27,187 So, are you still really bummed out, really sad? 433 00:25:27,187 --> 00:25:30,963 - I wouldn't call it sad at this point. 434 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:35,963 Just, every time I think of him, and I picture his face, 435 00:25:36,314 --> 00:25:40,564 there's just this knot, like a deep, visceral knot. 436 00:25:41,825 --> 00:25:44,451 And then, I start thinking more about him, 437 00:25:44,451 --> 00:25:46,176 and then it just gets tighter. 438 00:25:46,176 --> 00:25:48,086 - You're pissed off? 439 00:25:48,086 --> 00:25:48,919 - Yeah. 440 00:25:49,936 --> 00:25:51,555 Yeah, I'm pissed off. 441 00:25:51,555 --> 00:25:52,720 What kind of person? 442 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,579 I mean, I understand commitment problems 443 00:25:54,579 --> 00:25:56,330 and getting cold feet, maybe- 444 00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:58,413 - No, I don't understand. 445 00:25:59,770 --> 00:26:01,428 - But a child? 446 00:26:01,428 --> 00:26:02,678 It's his child. 447 00:26:03,714 --> 00:26:05,629 I don't like feeling like this. 448 00:26:05,629 --> 00:26:07,392 I don't like feeling like this at all. 449 00:26:07,392 --> 00:26:08,808 - You don't deserve it. 450 00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:10,381 - No, I don't deserve it. 451 00:26:10,381 --> 00:26:11,306 You know who deserves it? 452 00:26:11,306 --> 00:26:12,301 He deserves it. 453 00:26:12,301 --> 00:26:14,390 - He deserves to feel this way. 454 00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:16,346 - He needs to feel all the pain. 455 00:26:16,346 --> 00:26:18,661 He needs to feel the frustration. 456 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,342 He needs to miss me. 457 00:26:20,342 --> 00:26:21,175 - Yeah. 458 00:26:21,175 --> 00:26:23,192 - I want him to feel this way. 459 00:26:23,192 --> 00:26:26,890 - Yeah, if only there was something we could do. 460 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:32,469 - Oh, we should get back at him. 461 00:26:32,469 --> 00:26:34,810 - Oh my gosh, what a good idea. 462 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,394 - We should totally get back at him. 463 00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:38,394 - Yeah, that'd be great. 464 00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:42,525 But what could we do? 465 00:26:42,525 --> 00:26:46,618 - I could go to his house, I could kink his hose, 466 00:26:46,618 --> 00:26:51,464 and then he wouldn't be able to water his plants. 467 00:26:51,464 --> 00:26:54,261 - Yeah, but we don't want to punish the plants, Autumn. 468 00:26:54,261 --> 00:26:56,218 Are you a monster? 469 00:26:56,218 --> 00:26:57,213 - No. 470 00:26:57,213 --> 00:26:59,254 - They didn't do anything. 471 00:26:59,254 --> 00:27:03,171 - We can write, you are a terrible human being, 472 00:27:04,330 --> 00:27:06,693 and then stick it on his car windshield. 473 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:09,548 And then, he'll read it and internalize it. 474 00:27:09,548 --> 00:27:10,870 - No, do this one again. 475 00:27:10,870 --> 00:27:11,703 - Sorry. 476 00:27:12,635 --> 00:27:14,000 More jelly? 477 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,248 - To the edges, Autumn. 478 00:27:15,248 --> 00:27:16,736 - Oh. 479 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:17,958 - God. 480 00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:18,810 - More surface area. 481 00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:20,726 - We're human beings. 482 00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:22,218 - Yeah. 483 00:27:22,218 --> 00:27:24,486 - I like your idea of the whole note thing. 484 00:27:24,486 --> 00:27:27,258 What if we write a note of him 485 00:27:27,258 --> 00:27:30,258 threatening to bomb the White House? 486 00:27:31,792 --> 00:27:33,258 - Stacy. 487 00:27:33,258 --> 00:27:35,463 - Wouldn't it be funny? 488 00:27:35,463 --> 00:27:38,297 We could frame him for a cold-case murder, 489 00:27:38,297 --> 00:27:42,380 and then we can call the police and tip them off. 490 00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:45,396 - No? 491 00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:47,485 Oh, I don't know what you're going for here, 492 00:27:47,485 --> 00:27:49,914 because I keep coming up with all these great ideas 493 00:27:49,914 --> 00:27:52,085 and you keep just shooting them down. 494 00:27:52,085 --> 00:27:53,312 - I need to make him jealous. 495 00:27:53,312 --> 00:27:55,087 - Yeah, okay. 496 00:27:55,087 --> 00:27:56,323 - Tinder. 497 00:27:56,323 --> 00:27:59,073 I can make a fake Tinder profile. 498 00:28:00,426 --> 00:28:04,612 He would see me, and then he would think I have moved on. 499 00:28:04,612 --> 00:28:07,889 - Yeah, that'd be so badass and hardcore. 500 00:28:07,889 --> 00:28:11,203 What if, oh my god, Autumn, seriously. 501 00:28:11,203 --> 00:28:12,787 Can you pay attention to this? 502 00:28:12,787 --> 00:28:14,275 This is meal prep for me, this is my lunch 503 00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:16,900 for the week, and you're gonna ruin it for me. 504 00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:17,733 - I'm sorry. 505 00:28:17,733 --> 00:28:21,233 - I'm not gonna enjoy eating these sandwiches at all. 506 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:24,954 - I could call his mom, and I could tell her 507 00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:28,588 that he's been using her credit card. 508 00:28:28,588 --> 00:28:29,959 - I'm feeding off of your energy, 509 00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:31,021 think we're going in the same direction. 510 00:28:31,021 --> 00:28:32,266 - Okay. 511 00:28:32,266 --> 00:28:34,835 - So, we open a bunch of credit cards 512 00:28:34,835 --> 00:28:38,085 in his name, and then max them all out. 513 00:28:40,437 --> 00:28:41,485 - Okay. - Right? 514 00:28:41,485 --> 00:28:42,406 - Maybe. 515 00:28:42,406 --> 00:28:44,077 No, because then he would never 516 00:28:44,077 --> 00:28:46,545 be able to have another house. 517 00:28:46,545 --> 00:28:47,378 - So? 518 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,254 - No. 519 00:28:53,254 --> 00:28:56,208 - Hear me out because this one, we could run 520 00:28:56,208 --> 00:29:01,187 into some snags, but we upload a bunch of kiddie porn 521 00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:03,844 onto Ethan's computer at work. 522 00:29:04,677 --> 00:29:06,767 And then, we tip the boss, or something like that. 523 00:29:06,767 --> 00:29:08,350 And then, they find it, and then he goes 524 00:29:08,350 --> 00:29:09,936 to jail for a really long time. 525 00:29:09,936 --> 00:29:12,710 And then, everybody knows what a douchebag is. 526 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:17,366 We'd be exposing the IP address of the kiddie porn. 527 00:29:17,366 --> 00:29:18,685 Do you like it? 528 00:29:18,685 --> 00:29:19,518 - Oh. 529 00:29:20,474 --> 00:29:21,307 Yeah. 530 00:29:22,154 --> 00:29:23,987 - Okay, so, you're in? 531 00:29:25,814 --> 00:29:27,421 You're in with the kiddie porn? 532 00:29:27,421 --> 00:29:28,379 - No. 533 00:29:28,379 --> 00:29:29,212 No, no. 534 00:29:32,273 --> 00:29:36,619 - I guess all my ideas are just too hardcore for you. 535 00:29:36,619 --> 00:29:39,119 - Actually, I do have an idea. 536 00:29:40,759 --> 00:29:43,867 You need to start checking your pockets. 537 00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:46,362 - Oh forgot I had this. 538 00:29:53,403 --> 00:29:54,320 - Oh, shit. 539 00:29:55,339 --> 00:29:56,172 - What? 540 00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,700 - My grandma's necklace. 541 00:30:01,361 --> 00:30:02,334 - What about it? 542 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:04,075 - It's at Ethan's. 543 00:30:04,075 --> 00:30:04,908 - Oh. 544 00:30:04,908 --> 00:30:07,455 - It's the frickin' family heirloom. 545 00:30:07,455 --> 00:30:09,342 She would turn over in her grave 546 00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:11,934 if she knew that I lost that thing. 547 00:30:11,934 --> 00:30:15,233 - You haven't lost it, you know where it is. 548 00:30:15,233 --> 00:30:16,806 - I'm gonna have to go back and get it. 549 00:30:16,806 --> 00:30:17,729 - No. 550 00:30:17,729 --> 00:30:19,518 So, you're just going to go back over there 551 00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:22,616 and ask him to give you back the necklace? 552 00:30:22,616 --> 00:30:26,168 - Yeah, I'll have to go back and and see him. 553 00:30:26,168 --> 00:30:27,787 - You are not ready to see him. 554 00:30:27,787 --> 00:30:30,246 - No, I think that would be good. 555 00:30:30,246 --> 00:30:32,622 - Let's just go ahead and role play that real quick, okay? 556 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,184 I'm going to be Ethan, 'kay? 557 00:30:34,184 --> 00:30:35,454 You ready? 558 00:30:35,454 --> 00:30:36,677 Ready, we're gonna role play? 559 00:30:36,677 --> 00:30:39,137 - Okay. - All right. 560 00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:42,315 Oh, hey, what's up, baby mama? 561 00:30:42,315 --> 00:30:46,001 I was just jerking off, 'cause I'm a douchebag, 562 00:30:46,001 --> 00:30:49,696 and, big surprise girl, I miss you, 563 00:30:49,696 --> 00:30:54,696 and I want to try to work on things and have a family. 564 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:55,916 - Oh, my god. 565 00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:58,784 You think he'll want me back? 566 00:30:58,784 --> 00:30:59,617 What? 567 00:30:59,617 --> 00:31:00,450 No. 568 00:31:00,450 --> 00:31:01,703 - No, this would be perfect. 569 00:31:01,703 --> 00:31:03,268 He needs to be able to see me again, 570 00:31:03,268 --> 00:31:05,162 'cause that's what it is, that's what's missing. 571 00:31:05,162 --> 00:31:07,633 He needs to see me right there, 572 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:09,364 in person, in the same space as him. 573 00:31:09,364 --> 00:31:11,930 Then, he's gonna miss me, and then he'll want me- 574 00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:13,922 - No, you don't want him back. 575 00:31:13,922 --> 00:31:16,010 We should just go get it back. 576 00:31:16,010 --> 00:31:17,197 Just go into the house when he's 577 00:31:17,197 --> 00:31:19,396 not home and just get it back. 578 00:31:19,396 --> 00:31:22,323 - That's breaking and entering. 579 00:31:22,323 --> 00:31:23,882 - No. You used to live there. 580 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:24,715 - I used to. 581 00:31:24,715 --> 00:31:25,984 - So, just because he changed the locks, 582 00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:27,568 you don't live there anymore? 583 00:31:27,568 --> 00:31:28,401 - Yes. 584 00:31:29,236 --> 00:31:33,841 - This could be the perfect way to get back at him. 585 00:31:33,841 --> 00:31:34,912 - Breaking in? 586 00:31:34,912 --> 00:31:37,223 - He loses all his stuff, there's no way to trace it back to 587 00:31:37,223 --> 00:31:41,114 you, because mine and your DNA is all over the place anyway. 588 00:31:41,114 --> 00:31:43,024 So, even if they did forensics, 589 00:31:43,024 --> 00:31:46,249 - Wait, why's your DNA all over there? 590 00:31:46,249 --> 00:31:47,219 - 'Cause I would hang out with you 591 00:31:47,219 --> 00:31:50,685 all the time, and I'm a really bad shedder. 592 00:31:50,685 --> 00:31:51,968 - Yes. 593 00:31:51,968 --> 00:31:54,656 - When he's at work, we'll sneak over there, 594 00:31:54,656 --> 00:31:56,804 and then we can use my heist kit. 595 00:31:56,804 --> 00:31:57,637 - A heist? 596 00:31:57,637 --> 00:31:59,552 No, no. - And make it 597 00:31:59,552 --> 00:32:02,052 look like no one ever came in. 598 00:32:03,466 --> 00:32:06,153 - He does owe me a lot of money. 599 00:32:06,153 --> 00:32:07,053 He kicked me out, and he owes me 600 00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:09,137 a shit-ton of money, and he's got my necklace. 601 00:32:12,272 --> 00:32:16,762 - What if we tunnel up through the fireplace, 602 00:32:16,762 --> 00:32:19,101 and then come out when he's not home, 603 00:32:19,101 --> 00:32:20,554 and then it's like we were never there. 604 00:32:20,554 --> 00:32:22,426 And then, if we ever need to come back, 605 00:32:22,426 --> 00:32:25,207 we have a perfectly good working tunnel. 606 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,468 - You don't like any of my ideas. 607 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:31,549 Okay, this one, I think you'll like. 608 00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:34,586 So, we get a jackhammer, jackhammer has septic tank 609 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:35,581 so shit just comes, 610 00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:37,777 out of the ground. 611 00:32:37,777 --> 00:32:40,660 Ethan runs out like, oh no, what's happening? 612 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:43,828 And then, we sneak in the back door, get what we need. 613 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,949 We were never there. 614 00:32:45,949 --> 00:32:46,935 - Stacy. 615 00:32:46,935 --> 00:32:47,768 - What? 616 00:32:49,239 --> 00:32:50,522 I mean, it's probably going to be gross, 617 00:32:50,522 --> 00:32:51,760 but we'll wear hazmat suits. 618 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,239 - Where are you getting all these ideas? 619 00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:59,248 - Oh, I have a whole Pinboard on how to do a heist. 620 00:32:59,248 --> 00:33:03,205 - All these ideas are on the internet, 621 00:33:03,205 --> 00:33:05,402 associated with your name. 622 00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:07,312 - Yeah, that's what a Pinboard is. 623 00:33:07,312 --> 00:33:08,305 - You know the government's gonna 624 00:33:08,305 --> 00:33:10,000 start tracking your Pinboard. 625 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,833 You gotta be careful. 626 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:14,948 - That's why I named it, Not A Heist. 627 00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:16,708 Duh. 628 00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:19,113 - All right, thank you all so much 629 00:33:19,113 --> 00:33:22,233 for coming to my weekend workshop. 630 00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:24,681 If you've done any research, then you will know 631 00:33:24,681 --> 00:33:27,264 that I am Geoffrey LeMaze III. 632 00:33:28,403 --> 00:33:31,075 - You're the founder of this, it's named after you. 633 00:33:31,075 --> 00:33:35,242 - I am the great-great grandson of Geoffrey LeMaze. 634 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:39,596 So, this class is a little bit different. 635 00:33:39,596 --> 00:33:41,564 This is a Lamaze class. 636 00:33:41,564 --> 00:33:43,414 You all have a little being inside of you, 637 00:33:43,414 --> 00:33:45,402 and they're lost, and they are just searchin', 638 00:33:45,402 --> 00:33:48,275 wall-to-wall, tryin' to get out of there. 639 00:33:48,275 --> 00:33:51,644 They're in a little maze, I like to say. 640 00:33:51,644 --> 00:33:53,468 So, we're going to assist with that. 641 00:33:53,468 --> 00:33:55,702 We're going to help him or her 642 00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:58,535 find their way out of your vagine. 643 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:02,704 How far along are you? 644 00:34:02,704 --> 00:34:03,888 You are glowing. 645 00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:07,139 - Thanks, I'm not even pregnant. 646 00:34:07,139 --> 00:34:09,337 That's just my natural glow. 647 00:34:09,337 --> 00:34:10,811 - Really? 648 00:34:10,811 --> 00:34:12,106 Wow. 649 00:34:12,106 --> 00:34:13,501 'Cause I'm feeling something. 650 00:34:14,334 --> 00:34:15,232 - She brought me. 651 00:34:15,232 --> 00:34:16,720 I'm pregnant. 652 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,970 - You're, okay. 653 00:34:19,842 --> 00:34:20,925 That's great. 654 00:34:22,038 --> 00:34:24,184 What about over here? 655 00:34:24,184 --> 00:34:25,017 - Number four. 656 00:34:25,017 --> 00:34:26,310 What? 657 00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:27,683 - Let's go ahead and get started 658 00:34:27,683 --> 00:34:30,032 on these breathing exercises, okay? 659 00:34:30,032 --> 00:34:33,949 Let's start with the standard in and out, okay? 660 00:34:37,881 --> 00:34:38,714 And out. 661 00:34:43,184 --> 00:34:45,644 Good god, woman, you sound like a horror movie. 662 00:34:47,659 --> 00:34:48,576 In and out. 663 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:51,542 You are doing great. 664 00:34:52,649 --> 00:34:54,666 - She's usually like a really slow learner. 665 00:34:54,666 --> 00:34:56,889 She got teased a lot in middle school about it. 666 00:34:56,889 --> 00:34:59,174 - Yeah, that's always rough. 667 00:34:59,174 --> 00:35:02,739 - If you tell me the duration that I need to inhale, 668 00:35:02,739 --> 00:35:04,127 and then if I need to hold it, 669 00:35:04,127 --> 00:35:06,431 do I hold it, does that affect anything? 670 00:35:06,431 --> 00:35:08,867 - You're thinking too much, you're stressing out. 671 00:35:08,867 --> 00:35:10,452 I see stress all around you. 672 00:35:10,452 --> 00:35:11,285 - Yes. 673 00:35:11,285 --> 00:35:12,636 - You need to just relax. 674 00:35:12,636 --> 00:35:14,543 Just feel the breathing. 675 00:35:14,543 --> 00:35:16,981 It's very natural to breathe, am I right? 676 00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:18,888 - Yes. - Yes, yes. 677 00:35:18,888 --> 00:35:19,848 Very good. 678 00:35:19,848 --> 00:35:21,311 You know, I would think he's pregnant. 679 00:35:23,352 --> 00:35:27,013 Those who are expecting, let's get in position, and those 680 00:35:27,013 --> 00:35:29,916 who are supporting, let's get in our supporting position. 681 00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:31,749 - What's the position? 682 00:35:32,892 --> 00:35:34,520 - You are just full of questions. 683 00:35:35,548 --> 00:35:38,677 Go ahead and sit in front of your partner over here. 684 00:35:38,677 --> 00:35:39,623 - Like? 685 00:35:39,623 --> 00:35:41,797 - Just like everybody else in the group. 686 00:35:41,797 --> 00:35:43,788 You just swung right over. 687 00:35:43,788 --> 00:35:47,592 Now, we are going to do, it's pretty advanced. 688 00:35:47,592 --> 00:35:48,799 We are going to act like you're 689 00:35:48,799 --> 00:35:50,831 actually having the baby, okay? 690 00:35:50,831 --> 00:35:54,108 I can tell there's just bad energy over here. 691 00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:57,384 I'm not feeling like you're pregnant. 692 00:35:58,392 --> 00:35:59,256 - Bad energy? 693 00:35:59,256 --> 00:36:02,629 - You focus on all the bad words, even right there. 694 00:36:02,629 --> 00:36:03,462 Yes. 695 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:06,144 - I mean, in her defense, she's gonna have to raise 696 00:36:06,144 --> 00:36:09,622 this baby all alone, because she's an unwed single mother. 697 00:36:10,455 --> 00:36:11,288 - Ew. 698 00:36:11,288 --> 00:36:12,367 Just do better, that's all. 699 00:36:12,367 --> 00:36:13,986 That's all I'm saying, just do better. 700 00:36:13,986 --> 00:36:14,888 What is your name? 701 00:36:14,888 --> 00:36:15,896 - My name is Stacy. 702 00:36:15,896 --> 00:36:18,812 - You are such a supportive friend. 703 00:36:18,812 --> 00:36:20,600 I wish I was your friend. 704 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,210 Go and get a nice and relaxed. 705 00:36:22,210 --> 00:36:26,620 It's time, the baby's coming, I'm coming, Stacy's coming. 706 00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:27,453 Now, 707 00:36:28,597 --> 00:36:29,430 breathe. 708 00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:33,432 In. 709 00:36:35,189 --> 00:36:36,380 Out. 710 00:36:39,442 --> 00:36:41,170 Do you want to have the baby? 711 00:36:41,170 --> 00:36:42,003 I think so. 712 00:36:42,003 --> 00:36:43,158 - Do you want a baby? 713 00:36:43,158 --> 00:36:43,991 No. 714 00:36:43,991 --> 00:36:45,602 - Yes, the answer is yes, you're here. 715 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:47,954 You need to calm down, okay? 716 00:36:47,954 --> 00:36:49,481 Calm down, no crying. 717 00:36:52,482 --> 00:36:55,852 Now, push without pushing, do you understand me? 718 00:36:55,852 --> 00:36:56,685 - Yeah. 719 00:36:56,685 --> 00:36:57,518 - Push. 720 00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:00,509 - Autumn, do it. 721 00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:01,759 - Autumn, push. 722 00:37:02,982 --> 00:37:04,050 - Without pushing. 723 00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:06,594 - Come on, let's go, more, more push. 724 00:37:06,594 --> 00:37:08,166 It's coming, it's coming. 725 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,083 Oh, my god. 726 00:37:11,887 --> 00:37:14,137 It's a beautiful dead baby. 727 00:37:15,631 --> 00:37:19,471 You killed the baby because you do not care. 728 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:22,230 You don't want to LeMaze. 729 00:37:22,230 --> 00:37:24,230 He got lost and he died. 730 00:37:25,567 --> 00:37:27,055 Get out. 731 00:37:27,055 --> 00:37:28,222 - What? - Out. 732 00:37:29,537 --> 00:37:30,454 - Okay, go. 733 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,611 Come back when you're ready to have a child. 734 00:37:34,611 --> 00:37:36,448 - That was bullshit. 735 00:37:36,448 --> 00:37:38,531 - Autumn, you never cuss. 736 00:37:41,344 --> 00:37:42,627 - Sorry. 737 00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:44,403 - I know, I have only been that embarrassed, 738 00:37:44,403 --> 00:37:46,404 like, five times in my life. 739 00:37:46,404 --> 00:37:48,145 - That was not on me. 740 00:37:48,145 --> 00:37:49,840 That was not on me. 741 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,402 I can't believe that I would be kicked out of something. 742 00:37:53,402 --> 00:37:55,766 He's so fucking weird. 743 00:37:55,766 --> 00:37:59,402 - Well, yeah, I mean, he's a genius. 744 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:02,426 Of course, he's going to be a little eccentric. 745 00:38:02,426 --> 00:38:04,355 Look, everyone else that goes to him 746 00:38:04,355 --> 00:38:07,538 is able to have a basically-painless birth, 747 00:38:07,538 --> 00:38:09,267 and you got kicked out of the class, 748 00:38:09,267 --> 00:38:11,198 and you think it's a problem with him? 749 00:38:11,198 --> 00:38:14,365 - Wait, Stacy, do you think it was me? 750 00:38:16,730 --> 00:38:20,656 Well, I mean, I don't think you were the issue. 751 00:38:20,656 --> 00:38:21,990 I just don't think maybe you were 752 00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:23,674 trying as hard as you could have? 753 00:38:23,674 --> 00:38:26,591 - Oh, my god, so I was the problem. 754 00:38:28,161 --> 00:38:29,480 - Well, I mean, yeah. 755 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,801 - Well, I'm glad I'm asking you. 756 00:38:30,801 --> 00:38:33,847 'cause I guess I was being really one-sided. 757 00:38:33,847 --> 00:38:37,401 - It seemed like you kind of had a negative attitude. 758 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:38,722 - Oh, my god. 759 00:38:38,722 --> 00:38:39,972 I was negative. 760 00:38:40,899 --> 00:38:42,149 I was negative. 761 00:38:43,664 --> 00:38:45,850 What if the negativity is coming 762 00:38:45,850 --> 00:38:50,206 from the 50% Ethan demon inside of me? 763 00:38:50,206 --> 00:38:54,122 That's making me negative and messing with my brain? 764 00:38:54,122 --> 00:38:57,510 Hormones suck during pregnancy, but what if it's even worse, 765 00:38:57,510 --> 00:39:01,326 because the chromosomes are from Ethan? 766 00:39:01,326 --> 00:39:03,096 - Yeah, definitely. 767 00:39:03,096 --> 00:39:06,134 I'm no scientist, but I would say that that's verifiable. 768 00:39:06,134 --> 00:39:07,692 - Oh, god. 769 00:39:11,251 --> 00:39:13,495 This is going to ruin my brain chemistry 770 00:39:13,495 --> 00:39:16,003 and, potentially, all my relationships. 771 00:39:16,003 --> 00:39:16,836 - Oh yeah. 772 00:39:16,836 --> 00:39:18,616 - This baby is a parasite. 773 00:39:18,616 --> 00:39:19,449 - What? 774 00:39:20,451 --> 00:39:25,201 Autumn, your baby's a blessing, even if it is from Ethan. 775 00:39:26,927 --> 00:39:29,270 No, don't cry again. 776 00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:30,383 Don't. 777 00:39:30,383 --> 00:39:33,771 Please, don't cry again, please don't. 778 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,438 - I'm a terrible mom 779 00:39:36,279 --> 00:39:37,567 - What, no. 780 00:39:37,567 --> 00:39:40,006 - I called my baby a parasite. 781 00:39:40,006 --> 00:39:41,911 - No, you're not a terrible mother, yet. 782 00:39:41,911 --> 00:39:43,603 We don't know that yet. 783 00:39:43,603 --> 00:39:46,024 I mean, you're a terrible pregnant lady so far. 784 00:39:46,024 --> 00:39:47,883 - I'm a horrible pregnant lady. 785 00:39:47,883 --> 00:39:51,714 - Look, that's why we're taking these classes, okay? 786 00:39:51,714 --> 00:39:52,675 You don't need to be a good mom yet. 787 00:39:52,675 --> 00:39:54,127 That's why you have nine months. 788 00:39:54,127 --> 00:39:55,365 - Oh, god. 789 00:39:55,365 --> 00:39:56,995 Nine months, okay. 790 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,973 I need to distract myself right now. 791 00:39:58,973 --> 00:40:00,766 I don't want to think about anything. 792 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,541 - And you need to stop feeling like you're alone. 793 00:40:02,541 --> 00:40:04,386 Remember, I am here with you. 794 00:40:04,386 --> 00:40:06,368 What did we used to talk about before the pregnancy? 795 00:40:06,368 --> 00:40:07,731 - Not LeMaze. 796 00:40:07,731 --> 00:40:09,777 - Oh, that gun, I'm going to get a new gun. 797 00:40:09,777 --> 00:40:11,751 It's going to be like, brat-tat-tat-tat. 798 00:40:11,751 --> 00:40:13,584 It's gonna be so cool. 799 00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:19,134 Well, anyways, what you need to do is just focus on the baby 800 00:40:19,134 --> 00:40:21,378 and stop worrying so much about yourself, 801 00:40:21,378 --> 00:40:24,127 stop worrying about Ethan. 802 00:40:24,127 --> 00:40:25,435 What's wrong? 803 00:40:25,435 --> 00:40:26,268 - What? 804 00:40:27,416 --> 00:40:28,249 - What? 805 00:40:29,152 --> 00:40:29,985 - What? 806 00:40:30,946 --> 00:40:32,299 What 807 00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:33,132 the fuck! 808 00:40:37,291 --> 00:40:39,842 He's in a relationship. 809 00:40:39,842 --> 00:40:42,093 Ethan is in a relationship? 810 00:40:42,093 --> 00:40:43,926 - That son of a bitch. 811 00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:46,576 - That's it. 812 00:40:47,523 --> 00:40:49,040 He's nuts. 813 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,027 No, we're doing this fucking heist. 814 00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,626 - Really, you promise? 815 00:40:53,626 --> 00:40:55,099 - He's not getting away with it. 816 00:40:55,099 --> 00:40:56,276 Let's do this. 817 00:40:56,276 --> 00:40:59,895 - Yeah, let's go fuck his shit up. 818 00:40:59,895 --> 00:41:02,095 Oh my gosh, I almost forgot. 819 00:41:02,095 --> 00:41:03,087 - What? 820 00:41:03,087 --> 00:41:06,321 - There's a rager happening tonight. 821 00:41:06,321 --> 00:41:07,154 - A rager? 822 00:41:08,223 --> 00:41:09,379 - A party. 823 00:41:09,379 --> 00:41:11,236 A shindig, a fiesta. - Oh. 824 00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:15,687 So, you want to do that tonight instead of the heist? 825 00:41:15,687 --> 00:41:16,520 - What? 826 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,353 No. 827 00:41:18,503 --> 00:41:20,446 The party will be our alibi. 828 00:41:20,446 --> 00:41:21,279 - Oh. 829 00:41:23,394 --> 00:41:24,894 I'm not following. 830 00:41:26,242 --> 00:41:27,711 - Okay, we go to this party. 831 00:41:27,711 --> 00:41:29,035 Okay. 832 00:41:29,035 --> 00:41:30,408 - We get into as many selfies 833 00:41:30,408 --> 00:41:32,684 as we can, get on people's stories. 834 00:41:32,684 --> 00:41:35,753 then we slip out, go do the heist, come back, 835 00:41:35,753 --> 00:41:40,108 get documented again, and it's like, we were never gone. 836 00:41:40,108 --> 00:41:41,153 - Oh, my god. 837 00:41:41,153 --> 00:41:42,782 So, they think we're at the party. 838 00:41:42,782 --> 00:41:44,871 - 'Cause we're actually gonna be at the party. 839 00:41:44,871 --> 00:41:46,753 - Oh my god, so it's not a lie. 840 00:41:46,753 --> 00:41:48,801 - We can even leave our phones at the party, 841 00:41:48,801 --> 00:41:51,573 so that way there's no accessing our location. 842 00:41:51,573 --> 00:41:54,837 - No tracking location, I like that, that's smart. 843 00:41:54,837 --> 00:41:57,565 This is almost perfect. 844 00:41:57,565 --> 00:41:58,619 One problem. 845 00:41:58,619 --> 00:42:00,965 I have no idea what Ethan's doing tonight. 846 00:42:00,965 --> 00:42:04,331 He might be working, but I have no idea what time. 847 00:42:04,331 --> 00:42:06,421 - Let me just find the number. 848 00:42:06,421 --> 00:42:07,709 All right. 849 00:42:10,803 --> 00:42:11,636 - Hello? 850 00:42:12,779 --> 00:42:15,779 Hi, yeah this is Ethan's girlfriend. 851 00:42:17,156 --> 00:42:19,067 He's not answering his phone. 852 00:42:19,067 --> 00:42:20,927 I just need to get ahold of him. 853 00:42:20,927 --> 00:42:25,084 So, I was wondering if he was working right now? 854 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:27,729 Oh, he's not working 'til five? 855 00:42:27,729 --> 00:42:30,348 That's right, I totally forgot. 856 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,722 Now I remember, yeah, he told me that 857 00:42:32,722 --> 00:42:35,222 earlier when we were together. 858 00:42:36,133 --> 00:42:36,966 'Til 10? 859 00:42:37,993 --> 00:42:40,677 All right, thank you so much, Pamela. 860 00:42:40,677 --> 00:42:41,510 Bye. 861 00:42:42,941 --> 00:42:47,189 Now, all we need to do is get into our heist outfits. 862 00:42:49,582 --> 00:42:51,237 - I have some really good options 863 00:42:51,237 --> 00:42:52,909 that I think you will approve of. 864 00:42:52,909 --> 00:42:56,240 It's this power suit-esque-type style. 865 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,781 Also really good on my curves. 866 00:42:58,781 --> 00:43:00,488 - Okay, it looks like you're gonna be 867 00:43:00,488 --> 00:43:03,450 a Catholic school girl, so no. 868 00:43:04,283 --> 00:43:05,937 Next. 869 00:43:05,937 --> 00:43:09,169 - Okay, so this next one, hear me out. 870 00:43:09,169 --> 00:43:10,313 - Okay. 871 00:43:10,313 --> 00:43:13,217 - This one is super important to me, and I think it'll bring 872 00:43:13,217 --> 00:43:17,131 a really great supportive energy with me on this heist. 873 00:43:17,131 --> 00:43:18,143 - Okay, can you just show it to me? 874 00:43:18,143 --> 00:43:19,102 - Yes. - Right now, I feel like 875 00:43:19,102 --> 00:43:20,081 I'm looking up a recipe. 876 00:43:20,081 --> 00:43:21,697 - No, okay. 877 00:43:21,697 --> 00:43:23,877 So, my mom gave this to me when I was- 878 00:43:23,877 --> 00:43:24,909 - No, mom? 879 00:43:24,909 --> 00:43:25,919 No, god no. 880 00:43:25,919 --> 00:43:27,293 I hate moms, no. 881 00:43:28,172 --> 00:43:30,680 Okay, so I have this jacket. 882 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:31,832 It can go, 883 00:43:31,832 --> 00:43:33,999 - Autumn, is that leather? 884 00:43:35,789 --> 00:43:36,747 - Yes. 885 00:43:36,747 --> 00:43:37,580 - Real? 886 00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:42,309 No, we are not doing a highest in another being's skin. 887 00:43:42,309 --> 00:43:43,664 It's disgusting, no. 888 00:43:43,664 --> 00:43:45,011 Next? 889 00:43:45,011 --> 00:43:46,178 - I'm all out. 890 00:43:48,254 --> 00:43:49,427 - That was all you had? 891 00:43:49,427 --> 00:43:51,497 Yeah. 892 00:43:51,497 --> 00:43:53,520 - Okay, don't worry. 893 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,221 I'll worry about the outfits, okay? 894 00:43:55,221 --> 00:43:56,569 Okay, it's probably best. 895 00:43:56,569 --> 00:43:58,722 - I'll have us lookin' great. 896 00:43:58,722 --> 00:44:00,838 - But I have something that I can bring 897 00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:04,426 to the table I think you will really enjoy. 898 00:44:04,426 --> 00:44:05,759 Close your eyes. 899 00:44:07,035 --> 00:44:08,555 'Kay, close your eyes. - Okay. 900 00:44:08,555 --> 00:44:10,211 - You have to close your eyes for this. 901 00:44:10,211 --> 00:44:11,913 Close your eyes, all the way. 902 00:44:11,913 --> 00:44:14,189 - No, I know how closing your eyes works, okay? 903 00:44:14,189 --> 00:44:15,099 - Good. 904 00:44:15,099 --> 00:44:17,559 Okay, now wait just a second. 905 00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:19,392 Okay, three, two, one. 906 00:44:27,298 --> 00:44:30,483 - Are you trying to be Pat Benatar? 907 00:44:30,483 --> 00:44:33,576 - As long as I don't look like Autumn 908 00:44:33,576 --> 00:44:34,440 - Well no, that's the problem. 909 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,682 You look like Autumn trying to be Pat Benatar. 910 00:44:38,682 --> 00:44:40,292 Like if somebody sees you outside of the party, 911 00:44:40,292 --> 00:44:42,663 just being normal, Autumn, cool, 912 00:44:42,663 --> 00:44:44,825 no big deal they'll probably forget about it. 913 00:44:44,825 --> 00:44:46,343 But if somebody sees you outside of the party 914 00:44:46,343 --> 00:44:50,182 wearing a bright red, conspicuous-ass wig? 915 00:44:50,182 --> 00:44:51,829 They'll remember that, even if they're drunk. 916 00:44:51,829 --> 00:44:53,507 They'll be like, oh yeah, fuckin' Autumn 917 00:44:53,507 --> 00:44:55,884 was wearing that fuckin' ridiculous wig, 918 00:44:55,884 --> 00:44:58,475 and that heist happened the same night. 919 00:44:58,475 --> 00:44:59,717 How weird is that? 920 00:44:59,717 --> 00:45:01,753 What a coincidence. 921 00:45:01,753 --> 00:45:03,338 - Okay, but those are a bunch of drunk people. 922 00:45:03,338 --> 00:45:04,671 What about cops? 923 00:45:06,156 --> 00:45:08,156 If a cop were to see me. 924 00:45:09,171 --> 00:45:12,572 - If a cop were to see you wearing a ridiculous wig 925 00:45:12,572 --> 00:45:16,405 on the same night that a heist was pulled off? 926 00:45:19,337 --> 00:45:20,170 No. 927 00:45:21,363 --> 00:45:23,946 - You know, I'm not good at this. 928 00:45:23,946 --> 00:45:27,779 - Didn't you get the Pinboard that I sent you? 929 00:45:29,512 --> 00:45:33,677 The Pinboard called Not A Heist about the heist? 930 00:45:33,677 --> 00:45:36,760 - I have my notifications turned off. 931 00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:40,045 - You can't be a productive member of society 932 00:45:40,045 --> 00:45:44,383 in this day and age with your notifications turned off. 933 00:45:44,383 --> 00:45:47,590 One thing that I do have for outfits are these bandanas. 934 00:45:48,423 --> 00:45:49,777 - Perfect. - These will disguise us, 935 00:45:49,777 --> 00:45:51,387 but we can pull them down right afterwards, 936 00:45:51,387 --> 00:45:53,595 and it just looks like a cute scarf. 937 00:45:53,595 --> 00:45:56,235 - So, I was right on the disguise part. 938 00:45:57,333 --> 00:45:58,352 And I was right about the fact 939 00:45:58,352 --> 00:46:00,138 that orange does not go with your skin. 940 00:46:00,138 --> 00:46:01,185 You can't pull that off. 941 00:46:01,185 --> 00:46:03,828 You wear the white one. 942 00:46:03,828 --> 00:46:05,797 I like white. 943 00:46:05,797 --> 00:46:06,797 - You would. 944 00:46:10,603 --> 00:46:11,765 What are you doing? 945 00:46:11,765 --> 00:46:13,329 - For the disguise. 946 00:46:13,329 --> 00:46:16,328 - We're not joining a biker gang. 947 00:46:16,328 --> 00:46:18,975 This is to cover the bottom half of your face. 948 00:46:18,975 --> 00:46:20,094 - Doesn't that make it hard to breathe? 949 00:46:20,094 --> 00:46:20,927 - Yeah. 950 00:46:24,334 --> 00:46:27,198 But it also disguises you, and then you can pull it down, 951 00:46:27,198 --> 00:46:30,357 and cute, it looks like you're just wearing a little scarf. 952 00:46:30,357 --> 00:46:34,107 Anyways, that is what we will be wearing, so, 953 00:46:34,945 --> 00:46:35,778 thank you. 954 00:46:37,469 --> 00:46:38,302 All right. 955 00:46:39,168 --> 00:46:40,216 - For the heist? 956 00:46:40,216 --> 00:46:41,320 You have stuff for the heist, 957 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,969 because we're going to make pickle sandwiches? 958 00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:46,678 - What? - Cucumber sandwiches, melons? 959 00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:47,806 - If a melon gets in my way 960 00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:50,993 on the heist, yeah, I'll cut a melon. 961 00:46:50,993 --> 00:46:52,636 - Those are heist knives, then. 962 00:46:52,636 --> 00:46:55,219 - Yeah, they're to cut anything 963 00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:58,657 or anyone that gets in our way. 964 00:47:00,732 --> 00:47:02,870 - Why are they colored? 965 00:47:02,870 --> 00:47:06,173 - Because heist knives can be cute. 966 00:47:06,173 --> 00:47:08,923 You were raised in such a bubble. 967 00:47:10,966 --> 00:47:12,810 I got fireworks. 968 00:47:12,810 --> 00:47:13,643 - What? 969 00:47:15,152 --> 00:47:15,985 What? 970 00:47:15,985 --> 00:47:16,985 - Fireworks? 971 00:47:18,041 --> 00:47:19,283 - Yeah, they weren't like expensive 972 00:47:19,283 --> 00:47:21,452 or anything, it's no big deal. 973 00:47:21,452 --> 00:47:24,312 - Okay, you know what, I was okay with the knives. 974 00:47:24,312 --> 00:47:26,643 I was okay with the knives after you explained the knives, 975 00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:29,143 but this, you need to explain. 976 00:47:30,770 --> 00:47:32,000 - We're doing something secretive 977 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,966 that we don't want anybody to notice. 978 00:47:33,966 --> 00:47:38,854 These, when you light them and they go bang, make a really 979 00:47:38,854 --> 00:47:43,269 loud noise, and they're really bright and distracting. 980 00:47:43,269 --> 00:47:45,871 So, we can set these off in case we need to. 981 00:47:45,871 --> 00:47:48,334 It's only if we need to. 982 00:47:48,334 --> 00:47:51,251 Don't get your panties in your ass. 983 00:47:52,563 --> 00:47:55,209 - You need to promise me something. 984 00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:58,947 That these will not end up under someone's car, 985 00:47:58,947 --> 00:48:01,925 in someone's car, right outside their window, 986 00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:06,045 in their house, in a bag with dog poop on fire, 987 00:48:06,045 --> 00:48:08,641 like you probably would think of. 988 00:48:08,641 --> 00:48:09,902 - Okay, well, that's a lot of restrictions 989 00:48:09,902 --> 00:48:12,998 that you're giving me, but calm down, okay? 990 00:48:12,998 --> 00:48:16,380 I've been lighting off fireworks since I was fuckin' three. 991 00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:18,729 All right. 992 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:21,027 We are good to go. 993 00:48:21,027 --> 00:48:24,256 Now, we just got to stop by the office. 994 00:48:24,256 --> 00:48:26,246 - Well, it's already after hours. 995 00:48:26,246 --> 00:48:28,385 We're not gonna be able to get in. 996 00:48:28,385 --> 00:48:29,218 - Oh. 997 00:48:30,801 --> 00:48:32,285 I always forget that other people 998 00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:34,132 don't have a manager key card. 999 00:48:34,132 --> 00:48:35,882 - They gave you that? 1000 00:48:36,975 --> 00:48:38,975 - I mean, I acquired it. 1001 00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:42,188 - You acquired it? 1002 00:48:43,093 --> 00:48:45,417 - I have Ted wrapped around my little finger, 1003 00:48:45,417 --> 00:48:48,821 so I'm able to get basically whatever I want. 1004 00:48:48,821 --> 00:48:49,738 - From Ted? 1005 00:48:51,477 --> 00:48:53,477 - Well, from Ted's desk. 1006 00:49:05,827 --> 00:49:06,744 Oh, no, no. 1007 00:49:09,233 --> 00:49:11,879 That looks, like, not good. 1008 00:49:11,879 --> 00:49:14,011 - Oh, my god, it doesn't. 1009 00:49:14,011 --> 00:49:17,428 - It makes you look like a clown grandma. 1010 00:49:18,924 --> 00:49:19,914 - You have it on. 1011 00:49:19,914 --> 00:49:23,122 - Yeah, but I don't look like a clown grandma. 1012 00:49:23,122 --> 00:49:24,687 - Ew, oh, god. 1013 00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:28,630 Why won't it come off? 1014 00:49:28,630 --> 00:49:29,463 - Oh. 1015 00:49:29,463 --> 00:49:31,104 - Why won't it come off? 1016 00:49:31,104 --> 00:49:31,937 Stacy- 1017 00:49:31,937 --> 00:49:33,472 - It's 45 hour lipstick. 1018 00:49:33,472 --> 00:49:34,380 - What? 1019 00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:35,349 - I paint thinner in the drawer 1020 00:49:35,349 --> 00:49:37,155 down there, if you wanted to get it. 1021 00:49:37,155 --> 00:49:39,314 That's how I take it off. 1022 00:49:39,314 --> 00:49:40,772 - With paint thinner? 1023 00:49:40,772 --> 00:49:42,480 Does it stain your lips 1024 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,426 underneath? - Mmhmm. 1025 00:49:44,426 --> 00:49:46,563 - What is in this? 1026 00:49:46,563 --> 00:49:49,842 - I mean, it's vegan and cruelty-free, but yeah, 1027 00:49:49,842 --> 00:49:53,969 it gets down to the fourth layer of your skin. 1028 00:49:53,969 --> 00:49:58,219 We could just put the purple lipstick over the red. 1029 00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:03,491 - Sometimes, I wonder why my common sense 1030 00:50:03,491 --> 00:50:05,491 is not as good as yours. 1031 00:50:14,985 --> 00:50:15,985 - All right. 1032 00:50:19,223 --> 00:50:20,740 Good, it's still got some juice. 1033 00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:23,743 - That's my pepper spray from high school. 1034 00:50:23,743 --> 00:50:26,504 - Yeah, you said you were too afraid to use it 1035 00:50:26,504 --> 00:50:28,864 and you were just going to throw it away. 1036 00:50:30,346 --> 00:50:31,873 Why would I buy a new one? 1037 00:50:31,873 --> 00:50:34,585 That's a waste of money. 1038 00:50:34,585 --> 00:50:38,335 All right, let's go get the rest of the shit. 1039 00:50:40,604 --> 00:50:43,136 - It's off, okay, it's not hot, good. 1040 00:50:48,342 --> 00:50:49,175 - Why? 1041 00:50:50,710 --> 00:50:52,043 - Why a crowbar? 1042 00:50:54,058 --> 00:50:56,383 - Why a crowbar in this room, 1043 00:50:56,383 --> 00:50:59,050 and why a crowbar for the heist? 1044 00:51:00,592 --> 00:51:03,306 - Crowbars wedge things open. 1045 00:51:03,306 --> 00:51:05,318 For instance, in this office. 1046 00:51:05,318 --> 00:51:07,756 I get packages all the time full of massage oil, and I have 1047 00:51:07,756 --> 00:51:12,000 to crowbar 'em open because I don't have scissors. 1048 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,194 So, boom, there's one could use right there. 1049 00:51:14,194 --> 00:51:17,128 Also for the heist specifically, 1050 00:51:17,128 --> 00:51:19,554 I dunno, what if we can get the door open? 1051 00:51:19,554 --> 00:51:21,061 I mean, I have all the faith in the world 1052 00:51:21,061 --> 00:51:24,561 that you're going to be able to lock-pick. 1053 00:51:25,831 --> 00:51:28,020 And also you don't even know, what if Ethan 1054 00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:32,021 has a safe you have no idea about, and we find it? 1055 00:51:32,021 --> 00:51:34,801 Then I can crowbar that shit open, steal that 1056 00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:37,553 good shit and make some real money. 1057 00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:41,095 It's better to be over-prepared than under-prepared. 1058 00:51:41,095 --> 00:51:42,746 - That, I agree with you on. 1059 00:51:42,746 --> 00:51:45,930 - When I'm not prepared, I get anxious. 1060 00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:46,843 - Me, too. 1061 00:51:46,843 --> 00:51:47,676 - See? 1062 00:51:47,676 --> 00:51:48,509 - Yeah. 1063 00:51:48,509 --> 00:51:49,342 - That's why you're always anxious, 1064 00:51:49,342 --> 00:51:50,924 because you're never prepared. 1065 00:51:50,924 --> 00:51:52,065 Next room. 1066 00:51:52,065 --> 00:51:53,226 - I just got to pee first. 1067 00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:55,745 - Always peeing. 1068 00:51:59,083 --> 00:51:59,916 - Stacy. 1069 00:52:01,126 --> 00:52:02,311 I'm trying to pee. 1070 00:52:02,311 --> 00:52:04,784 What the heck are you doing to the flowers? 1071 00:52:05,617 --> 00:52:06,450 - All right. 1072 00:52:06,450 --> 00:52:07,283 - What is that? 1073 00:52:07,283 --> 00:52:08,116 - This? 1074 00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:10,614 It's a dagger. 1075 00:52:10,614 --> 00:52:13,947 - Why is there a dagger in the bathroom? 1076 00:52:14,959 --> 00:52:16,870 - Why is there a dagger in the bathroom? 1077 00:52:16,870 --> 00:52:19,814 You mean, why is there a easily accessible weapon 1078 00:52:19,814 --> 00:52:22,252 for when I'm at my most vulnerable? 1079 00:52:22,252 --> 00:52:24,978 I think even you could answer that, Autumn. 1080 00:52:24,978 --> 00:52:26,876 I just busted in here. 1081 00:52:26,876 --> 00:52:28,578 I could've killed you. 1082 00:52:28,578 --> 00:52:32,304 Heck, I've killed you five times in my imagination. 1083 00:52:32,304 --> 00:52:33,810 You're not helping. 1084 00:52:33,810 --> 00:52:36,098 - Okay, well, can you just hurry up, then? 1085 00:52:36,098 --> 00:52:37,330 Because I want to get to the party 1086 00:52:37,330 --> 00:52:40,603 to take some shots before the heist. 1087 00:52:40,603 --> 00:52:43,194 - You know I'm a shy pee-er. 1088 00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:47,794 Now it's going to take me five minutes to get started. 1089 00:52:47,794 --> 00:52:49,055 You're okay. 1090 00:52:50,925 --> 00:52:53,508 Everything's okay, you're fine. 1091 00:52:54,361 --> 00:52:55,611 Dammit, Stacy. 1092 00:52:59,569 --> 00:53:00,736 Shut the door. 1093 00:53:06,828 --> 00:53:07,661 Okay. 1094 00:53:16,638 --> 00:53:18,742 - That's Tommy Schumacher's old bat. 1095 00:53:18,742 --> 00:53:20,364 - Sure is, mother fucker. 1096 00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:23,114 Messed with the wrong 4th grader. 1097 00:53:26,387 --> 00:53:29,470 - Anger management, anger management. 1098 00:53:31,447 --> 00:53:32,280 - Okay. 1099 00:53:37,737 --> 00:53:38,570 Ah. 1100 00:53:41,278 --> 00:53:42,356 Some rope. 1101 00:53:42,356 --> 00:53:43,298 - Why? 1102 00:53:43,298 --> 00:53:44,357 - Seriously? 1103 00:53:44,357 --> 00:53:47,276 You don't understand why we need rope for the heist? 1104 00:53:47,276 --> 00:53:50,535 Okay, well, if we need to hog tie somebody. 1105 00:53:50,535 --> 00:53:53,387 If we get stuck on the roof and we have to repel down, okay? 1106 00:53:53,387 --> 00:53:54,220 I don't want to get stuck on the roof. 1107 00:53:54,220 --> 00:53:55,260 Do you want want to get stuck on the roof? 1108 00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:56,093 - No. 1109 00:53:56,093 --> 00:53:59,272 - I hate getting stuck on roofs, okay? 1110 00:53:59,272 --> 00:54:00,952 I thought that was obvious. 1111 00:54:00,952 --> 00:54:03,599 - No, Stacy, this time, I want to know 1112 00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:05,898 why the rope is in the room. 1113 00:54:05,898 --> 00:54:06,856 - Oh. 1114 00:54:06,856 --> 00:54:08,312 Duh. 1115 00:54:08,312 --> 00:54:12,062 Some guys can't relax unless they're tied up. 1116 00:54:14,765 --> 00:54:17,341 - That's how she keeps getting promoted. 1117 00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:19,607 - Oh, by the way, Autumn, I noticed that you were sleeping 1118 00:54:19,607 --> 00:54:23,156 on your back last night, and that's really bad for the baby. 1119 00:54:23,156 --> 00:54:25,127 - Oh, this early? 1120 00:54:25,127 --> 00:54:28,448 - I'm going to be this baby's daddy, 'kay? 1121 00:54:28,448 --> 00:54:31,131 And I've done my research made sure that I know 1122 00:54:31,131 --> 00:54:34,741 everything there is to know about having a baby. 1123 00:54:34,741 --> 00:54:37,029 - I know you have, thank you. 1124 00:54:37,029 --> 00:54:39,031 - All right, well, we should leave our phones 1125 00:54:39,031 --> 00:54:41,537 in here so that we they can't track us. 1126 00:54:41,537 --> 00:54:42,370 - They? 1127 00:54:44,413 --> 00:54:49,413 - The government, FBI, CIA, people that might want bad guys, 1128 00:54:49,795 --> 00:54:54,007 which is what we're going to be after we go and do this? 1129 00:54:55,427 --> 00:54:56,315 Can you reach into the glove box 1130 00:54:56,315 --> 00:54:59,065 and grab my burner phone, please? 1131 00:55:00,387 --> 00:55:01,339 - Your burner phone? 1132 00:55:01,339 --> 00:55:03,549 - Yeah, it's not a gun, it's just a burner phone. 1133 00:55:03,549 --> 00:55:04,527 Why are you acting like- 1134 00:55:04,527 --> 00:55:07,010 - Why do we need a burner phone? 1135 00:55:07,010 --> 00:55:09,633 - Well, in case of emergencies? 1136 00:55:09,633 --> 00:55:12,909 Tons of things can go wrong in a heist. 1137 00:55:12,909 --> 00:55:17,187 I've got a burner phone in case we need to call someone. 1138 00:55:17,187 --> 00:55:20,174 That's what phones are for. 1139 00:55:20,174 --> 00:55:21,063 - I don't want to do this. 1140 00:55:21,063 --> 00:55:22,271 - I don't want to fight, either. 1141 00:55:49,524 --> 00:55:51,190 - It's the cops, oh shit, clean up. 1142 00:55:51,190 --> 00:55:52,690 - What's going on? 1143 00:55:53,890 --> 00:55:55,437 We're got a report of a loud party. 1144 00:55:55,437 --> 00:55:57,639 Take your IDs out. 1145 00:55:57,639 --> 00:55:58,514 How long you been using? 1146 00:55:58,514 --> 00:55:59,350 - That's my EpiPen. 1147 00:55:59,350 --> 00:56:01,699 - Yeah, well, looks like drugs to me. 1148 00:56:01,699 --> 00:56:02,814 - Yo, let's go. 1149 00:56:02,814 --> 00:56:04,250 I ain't goin' back, man. 1150 00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:05,790 - I want you to touch the tip of your finger 1151 00:56:05,790 --> 00:56:07,369 to the tip of your nose, do you understand? 1152 00:56:07,369 --> 00:56:08,202 - Yeah. 1153 00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:09,517 - All right, left. 1154 00:56:11,098 --> 00:56:12,922 I said left. 1155 00:56:12,922 --> 00:56:14,363 How old are you? 1156 00:56:14,363 --> 00:56:15,598 - 21. 1157 00:56:15,598 --> 00:56:16,539 - Yeah, right. 1158 00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:17,861 - They're gonna shut down this party, 'cause it's getting 1159 00:56:17,861 --> 00:56:21,116 way too crazy in here, and then, we're out of an alibi. 1160 00:56:21,116 --> 00:56:22,351 - Calm down. 1161 00:56:22,351 --> 00:56:25,456 You're about to do that squeaky voice that I hate. 1162 00:56:25,456 --> 00:56:28,493 I have like a hundred dollars worth of fireworks in my bag. 1163 00:56:28,493 --> 00:56:31,395 You and I are going to go set these off, 1164 00:56:31,395 --> 00:56:36,063 and the cops will go down the street to investigate 1165 00:56:36,063 --> 00:56:37,564 - I could call a paddy wagon right now, 1166 00:56:37,564 --> 00:56:39,999 and have you all taken to jail. 1167 00:56:39,999 --> 00:56:43,817 But lucky for you, it's the end of my shift. 1168 00:56:47,762 --> 00:56:48,595 Ah. 1169 00:56:52,394 --> 00:56:53,504 - Oh, I love selfies. 1170 00:56:53,504 --> 00:56:56,921 - You're so hot, get in here. 1171 00:57:04,985 --> 00:57:07,013 - Oh, my gosh, Allison, you look so cute tonight. 1172 00:57:07,013 --> 00:57:08,571 We should totally do a selfie together. 1173 00:57:08,571 --> 00:57:09,404 - You do, too. 1174 00:57:09,404 --> 00:57:11,537 Yeah, let's put ourselves on Instagram. 1175 00:57:11,537 --> 00:57:12,370 Ooop. 1176 00:57:13,685 --> 00:57:14,518 Aaah! 1177 00:57:19,796 --> 00:57:22,497 - Do you see those two girls over there? 1178 00:57:22,497 --> 00:57:25,288 They're totally staring at us. 1179 00:57:25,288 --> 00:57:26,688 - Oh, you're right. 1180 00:57:26,688 --> 00:57:29,317 They are totally staring at us so hard. 1181 00:57:29,317 --> 00:57:30,176 - What is their problem? 1182 00:57:30,176 --> 00:57:32,685 They totally need to mind their own business. 1183 00:57:32,685 --> 00:57:34,164 - I don't know. 1184 00:57:34,164 --> 00:57:35,582 But you know what, Kristy? 1185 00:57:35,582 --> 00:57:37,201 I'm going to go find out. 1186 00:57:37,201 --> 00:57:39,618 What is your fucking problem? 1187 00:57:41,229 --> 00:57:46,116 Your eyes are like daggers, and they're just stabbing me 1188 00:57:46,116 --> 00:57:48,533 over and over and over again. 1189 00:57:49,678 --> 00:57:51,886 - You lookin' at her? 1190 00:57:51,886 --> 00:57:53,323 I haven't been looking at you. 1191 00:57:53,323 --> 00:57:55,823 - Can we just like be friends? 1192 00:57:57,842 --> 00:58:00,553 - I could see tequila shots in our future. 1193 00:58:00,553 --> 00:58:04,590 - Tequila, that's always a really good way to make friends. 1194 00:58:04,590 --> 00:58:05,423 - Mmhmm. 1195 00:58:05,423 --> 00:58:07,500 - You know what else, though, is really fun? 1196 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,333 What? 1197 00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:09,333 - Strippers. 1198 00:58:10,982 --> 00:58:14,149 You should dare me to hire a stripper. 1199 00:58:15,817 --> 00:58:17,497 - I think that's a great idea. 1200 00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:19,884 Matter of fact, you can use my phone to call one. 1201 00:58:19,884 --> 00:58:20,973 - Thank you. 1202 00:58:20,973 --> 00:58:21,806 - No, no, no, Allison. 1203 00:58:21,806 --> 00:58:23,833 - We're getting a stripper. 1204 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:24,697 - 84 episodes. 1205 00:58:24,697 --> 00:58:27,721 You're not going to prove me wrong. 1206 00:58:27,721 --> 00:58:30,313 - Richard, I'm sorry I have to do this to you, 1207 00:58:30,313 --> 00:58:31,751 but I'm gonna look it up. 1208 00:58:31,751 --> 00:58:33,396 - Yeah, ask your best friend, Google. 1209 00:58:33,396 --> 00:58:34,584 - Is that a camera phone? 1210 00:58:34,584 --> 00:58:36,012 Let's take a selfie. 1211 00:58:36,012 --> 00:58:37,595 Come on, get close. 1212 00:58:40,310 --> 00:58:42,560 Perfect, thank you so much. 1213 00:58:44,809 --> 00:58:48,291 - He was short, just like a bean pole, you know what I mean? 1214 00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:50,543 'Cause it just feels weird. 1215 00:58:50,543 --> 00:58:51,376 - Hey, ladies. 1216 00:58:51,376 --> 00:58:52,209 - Oh, no. 1217 00:58:52,209 --> 00:58:54,006 - Are those space pants? 1218 00:58:54,006 --> 00:58:56,536 'Cause your ass is out of this world. 1219 00:58:56,536 --> 00:58:57,536 - Wow, okay. 1220 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,918 That's cute. 1221 00:59:00,918 --> 00:59:04,011 Just take all this cuteness, 1222 00:59:04,011 --> 00:59:07,144 and just take it right over there. 1223 00:59:07,144 --> 00:59:11,081 - I'll take it anywhere you want to, baby. 1224 00:59:11,081 --> 00:59:12,652 Ooo, short hair. 1225 00:59:12,652 --> 00:59:16,348 I haven't been with a short haired-chick in five chicks. 1226 00:59:16,348 --> 00:59:19,168 - That is totally the pickup line I wanted. 1227 00:59:19,168 --> 00:59:20,262 - Well then, why don't we take this 1228 00:59:20,262 --> 00:59:23,429 right up to the bedroom and finish it? 1229 00:59:24,725 --> 00:59:27,292 - You'll do anything to get in our pants, will you? 1230 00:59:27,292 --> 00:59:31,385 - I would do literally anything to get with you two chicks. 1231 00:59:31,385 --> 00:59:34,593 - Maybe try putting a keg on the roof? 1232 00:59:34,593 --> 00:59:37,686 - I will do a keg stand on the roof. 1233 00:59:37,686 --> 00:59:38,769 I'm a genius. 1234 00:59:41,129 --> 00:59:42,143 - Stacy. 1235 00:59:42,143 --> 00:59:42,976 - Oh, hey. 1236 00:59:42,976 --> 00:59:43,888 - How are you? 1237 00:59:43,888 --> 00:59:45,510 - What are you doing here? 1238 00:59:45,510 --> 00:59:47,629 - You're so funny. 1239 00:59:47,629 --> 00:59:49,974 I invited you, remember? 1240 00:59:49,974 --> 00:59:50,807 Oh. 1241 00:59:52,015 --> 00:59:53,668 You did, of course you'd be here, because. 1242 00:59:54,501 --> 00:59:58,460 Stacy, you are just so beautiful, you look immaculate. 1243 00:59:58,460 --> 01:00:02,924 You didn't have the braid in the other night, and just, 1244 01:00:03,757 --> 01:00:04,772 - What are you doing? 1245 01:00:04,772 --> 01:00:05,605 No. 1246 01:00:06,752 --> 01:00:08,278 - Am I not allowed to do that? 1247 01:00:08,278 --> 01:00:10,428 - I'm shy, I don't like PDA, 1248 01:00:10,428 --> 01:00:12,252 and there's tons of people here. 1249 01:00:12,252 --> 01:00:14,652 - I just thought we were kind of, you know. 1250 01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:15,485 - Oh no. 1251 01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:20,063 Is that dark beer you're drinking? 1252 01:00:20,063 --> 01:00:22,009 - I know, yeah, unfortunately. 1253 01:00:22,009 --> 01:00:25,104 - Cameron, you're not gonna get to those big muscles. 1254 01:00:25,104 --> 01:00:27,493 - It's the only thing they had in the fridge. 1255 01:00:27,493 --> 01:00:29,318 I can't drive, I'm not gonna go out right now. 1256 01:00:29,318 --> 01:00:32,305 - What if I told you, you can get six times 1257 01:00:32,305 --> 01:00:34,412 the drunkness with none of the calories? 1258 01:00:34,412 --> 01:00:35,269 - You're a liar. 1259 01:00:35,269 --> 01:00:36,460 - I'm not a liar. 1260 01:00:36,460 --> 01:00:38,992 It's called a beer enema. 1261 01:00:38,992 --> 01:00:41,872 You might feel a little pop. 1262 01:00:43,418 --> 01:00:45,085 Perfect, just relax. 1263 01:00:50,561 --> 01:00:52,937 You've had the equivalent of a six pack. 1264 01:00:55,891 --> 01:00:57,308 - Steady, steady. 1265 01:00:59,059 --> 01:01:00,124 - I can't really hear you, 1266 01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:03,689 you're kind of slurring your words. 1267 01:01:15,401 --> 01:01:16,491 What? 1268 01:01:16,491 --> 01:01:18,795 - What are you doing? 1269 01:01:18,795 --> 01:01:21,208 - Getting in the heist car. 1270 01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:23,366 - This is not your car. 1271 01:01:23,366 --> 01:01:25,182 - Yeah, I know, I wouldn't use 1272 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,838 my own car for the heist car. 1273 01:01:28,947 --> 01:01:29,780 - What? 1274 01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:31,539 Like, you want me to get captured by all the cameras 1275 01:01:31,539 --> 01:01:33,964 at the grocery stores and the gas stations? 1276 01:01:33,964 --> 01:01:37,850 'Cause that would be really smart, Autumn, wouldn't it? 1277 01:01:37,850 --> 01:01:39,674 - What if someone reports a car stolen? 1278 01:01:39,674 --> 01:01:40,540 - What? 1279 01:01:40,540 --> 01:01:44,044 No, it's taken care of, you don't need to worry. 1280 01:01:44,044 --> 01:01:45,044 Pinky swear. 1281 01:01:46,323 --> 01:01:48,819 The party just started, nobody's even drunk yet, 1282 01:01:48,819 --> 01:01:50,799 which means nobody's going to come out here 1283 01:01:50,799 --> 01:01:54,089 and notice that this pile of shit's gone. 1284 01:01:54,089 --> 01:01:56,163 - It is a pretty shitty car. 1285 01:01:56,163 --> 01:02:00,302 - It's really shitty, it even smells shitty. 1286 01:02:00,302 --> 01:02:03,090 - We could be doing him a favor by taking it. 1287 01:02:03,090 --> 01:02:05,081 - Yeah, that's the spirit. 1288 01:02:05,081 --> 01:02:07,414 Let's get in this shit wagon. 1289 01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:32,390 All right, let's grab the loot bags, the heist bag. 1290 01:02:34,358 --> 01:02:35,724 All right, got everything? 1291 01:02:35,724 --> 01:02:37,491 Yeah. 1292 01:02:37,491 --> 01:02:38,713 - Ready? 1293 01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:39,660 - Yeah. 1294 01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:43,327 - Okay, we're going to go sneak around back. 1295 01:02:44,881 --> 01:02:46,609 What are the odds it's just unlocked? 1296 01:02:46,609 --> 01:02:48,664 - Oh no, he never leaves it unlocked. 1297 01:02:48,664 --> 01:02:49,497 Okay. 1298 01:02:49,497 --> 01:02:51,032 - Hurry up. 1299 01:02:51,032 --> 01:02:52,424 Somebody's going to see us. 1300 01:02:52,424 --> 01:02:55,169 - This is from the Pinboard post, okay? 1301 01:02:55,169 --> 01:02:56,766 I actually read it. 1302 01:02:56,766 --> 01:02:58,760 - Okay, well, did you watch any of the videos I sent? 1303 01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:00,200 - There were videos? 1304 01:03:01,051 --> 01:03:02,648 - Autumn, unlock the fucking door. 1305 01:03:02,648 --> 01:03:04,856 - It's not me, it's the stupid bobby pin. 1306 01:03:04,856 --> 01:03:06,314 - Autumn, this was literally your one 1307 01:03:06,314 --> 01:03:08,168 fucking job, and you're failing at it. 1308 01:03:08,168 --> 01:03:09,281 - I read every step. 1309 01:03:09,281 --> 01:03:11,118 It's supposed to take a little bit of time. 1310 01:03:11,118 --> 01:03:13,976 - Well, it's not working, and it's taking forever. 1311 01:03:18,152 --> 01:03:19,169 - Stacy. 1312 01:03:19,169 --> 01:03:20,836 - Well, that worked. 1313 01:03:27,245 --> 01:03:29,574 - Let's start with the games. 1314 01:03:29,574 --> 01:03:31,051 - All of them? 1315 01:03:31,051 --> 01:03:33,857 - Yeah, I mean, they gotta be worth something. 1316 01:03:33,857 --> 01:03:36,584 And besides, you said it was Ethan's favorite thing, right? 1317 01:03:36,584 --> 01:03:37,417 - Mmhmm. 1318 01:03:37,417 --> 01:03:38,670 - So, let's make him cry. 1319 01:03:38,670 --> 01:03:40,241 - Hell yes. 1320 01:03:40,241 --> 01:03:41,836 - I mean, that's what he was always 1321 01:03:41,836 --> 01:03:44,933 spending all of your rent money on, so. 1322 01:03:44,933 --> 01:03:47,100 I think I broke something. 1323 01:03:48,487 --> 01:03:49,904 - Oh, and the TV? 1324 01:03:51,918 --> 01:03:53,584 - This? - Yeah. 1325 01:03:53,584 --> 01:03:56,465 - We can only take what will fit in our duffel bags. 1326 01:03:56,465 --> 01:03:57,605 - It's gotta be worth something. 1327 01:03:57,605 --> 01:03:59,873 - Well, yeah, but I don't want to be caught 1328 01:03:59,873 --> 01:04:01,070 if shit hits the fan carrying 1329 01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:04,059 this big TV, and neither do you. 1330 01:04:04,059 --> 01:04:05,142 - Fair point. 1331 01:04:05,979 --> 01:04:08,513 - Comic books, where does he keep 'em? 1332 01:04:08,513 --> 01:04:09,771 - Over there. 1333 01:04:09,771 --> 01:04:10,812 Okay, cool. 1334 01:04:10,812 --> 01:04:12,001 - Okay. 1335 01:04:12,001 --> 01:04:14,113 So, here are these stupid things. 1336 01:04:14,113 --> 01:04:15,361 - Wow. 1337 01:04:15,361 --> 01:04:18,350 - He said he didn't want to have children with me, 1338 01:04:18,350 --> 01:04:21,049 because these were his babies. 1339 01:04:21,049 --> 01:04:25,537 - Yeah, well, I told him you to ditch him a bunch of times. 1340 01:04:25,537 --> 01:04:28,069 - First edition, mint copies hand-wrapped, 1341 01:04:30,344 --> 01:04:33,677 Every single one of these, a month's rent. 1342 01:04:34,923 --> 01:04:35,756 - What? 1343 01:04:35,756 --> 01:04:37,694 - Yep, he would not pay the rent 1344 01:04:37,694 --> 01:04:41,163 because he had to invest in himself. 1345 01:04:41,163 --> 01:04:43,621 So, these are worth a month's rent, each of these? 1346 01:04:43,621 --> 01:04:44,667 - Uh-huh. 1347 01:04:44,667 --> 01:04:46,574 Screw the money, let's burn these. 1348 01:04:46,574 --> 01:04:47,407 - What? 1349 01:04:47,407 --> 01:04:48,240 No. 1350 01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,030 - Please, you love burning shit. 1351 01:04:50,030 --> 01:04:51,601 - They probably have only gone up 1352 01:04:51,601 --> 01:04:54,120 in value since he purchased them. 1353 01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:57,227 These are now our babies, okay? 1354 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,676 So, as much as we would like to burn them 1355 01:04:59,676 --> 01:05:02,702 and film it and send it to him anonymously, we can't. 1356 01:05:02,702 --> 01:05:05,329 Because you have a thing growing inside of you 1357 01:05:05,329 --> 01:05:08,123 that is going to be coming in about eight months. 1358 01:05:08,123 --> 01:05:09,109 Remember, you don't have a place 1359 01:05:09,109 --> 01:05:11,445 to live, you don't have a car. 1360 01:05:11,445 --> 01:05:12,278 - Fine. 1361 01:05:13,141 --> 01:05:16,267 But those aren't even his pride and joy. 1362 01:05:16,267 --> 01:05:17,225 - There's more? 1363 01:05:17,225 --> 01:05:18,058 - Oh, yes. 1364 01:05:18,058 --> 01:05:20,062 In the glass case you will see the ones 1365 01:05:20,062 --> 01:05:23,312 that are protected from, well, us. 1366 01:05:24,286 --> 01:05:25,386 - I thought I would start to feel bad 1367 01:05:25,386 --> 01:05:27,537 about taking all of Ethan's shit. 1368 01:05:27,537 --> 01:05:28,370 - You? 1369 01:05:28,370 --> 01:05:31,054 - But the more and more of his stuff that we take, 1370 01:05:31,054 --> 01:05:33,707 the more I just feel like he deserves it. 1371 01:05:33,707 --> 01:05:36,165 We'll be able to buy a ton of stuff. 1372 01:05:36,165 --> 01:05:39,333 I can get a boob job, or a new car. 1373 01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:41,195 - Why not both? 1374 01:05:41,195 --> 01:05:44,205 - Whoa, I like the new Autumn. 1375 01:05:44,205 --> 01:05:46,040 You're a little badass. 1376 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,239 - Hey, maybe I'll get a boob job. 1377 01:05:48,239 --> 01:05:50,341 - You can't get a boob job. 1378 01:05:50,341 --> 01:05:51,390 - Aw, come on. 1379 01:05:51,390 --> 01:05:53,498 - It makes it harder to breastfeed the baby. 1380 01:05:53,498 --> 01:05:55,612 No, you need to stop being so selfish. 1381 01:05:55,612 --> 01:05:57,858 All right, now let's go steal some more shit. 1382 01:05:57,858 --> 01:05:58,691 - Okay. 1383 01:06:22,496 --> 01:06:24,063 Okay, I really want to get all my clothes 1384 01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:27,061 out of the closet, then we never have to come back. 1385 01:06:27,061 --> 01:06:27,894 - What? 1386 01:06:27,894 --> 01:06:28,911 No. 1387 01:06:28,911 --> 01:06:31,621 We can't steal any of your fugly-ass shit. 1388 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:32,965 - Why not? 1389 01:06:32,965 --> 01:06:35,977 - Well, for one, no burglar is going 1390 01:06:35,977 --> 01:06:38,860 to come in here and steal your fucking clothes. 1391 01:06:38,860 --> 01:06:41,007 So, he'll know it was you. 1392 01:06:41,007 --> 01:06:41,840 - Dammit. 1393 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:42,673 - I know. 1394 01:06:43,717 --> 01:06:47,005 'Cause I would love to get my jacket back 1395 01:06:47,005 --> 01:06:52,005 that you borrowed and never gave back to me, but I can't. 1396 01:06:52,191 --> 01:06:54,039 - What did you just do? 1397 01:06:54,039 --> 01:06:55,956 - Oh, I'm redecorating. 1398 01:06:57,349 --> 01:06:58,432 Redecorating. 1399 01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:01,551 - I want to fuck with him a little bit. 1400 01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:03,052 Pull some pranks on him. 1401 01:07:03,052 --> 01:07:04,264 - I've got one. 1402 01:07:04,264 --> 01:07:07,996 - I would say I'm excited, but your ideas usually stink. 1403 01:07:07,996 --> 01:07:12,937 - Oh, it'll stink, but not the way you're thinking. 1404 01:07:12,937 --> 01:07:17,330 - Did you bring fart bombs without telling me? 1405 01:07:17,330 --> 01:07:20,997 - This little gem I have had for two months. 1406 01:07:22,729 --> 01:07:24,312 - Ew, is that fish? 1407 01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:28,334 - Yeah, it's pollock, and it's old. 1408 01:07:29,264 --> 01:07:31,264 And the heater's broken. 1409 01:07:32,936 --> 01:07:36,226 - Oh, you want to put it in the vents? 1410 01:07:36,226 --> 01:07:37,726 I fucking love it. 1411 01:07:39,598 --> 01:07:42,670 - Not only that, now we have old fish 1412 01:07:42,670 --> 01:07:46,113 with heat constantly running over it. 1413 01:07:46,113 --> 01:07:47,975 - Is that why it's hot as balls in here? 1414 01:07:47,975 --> 01:07:50,712 - That is correct, and that is also why 1415 01:07:50,712 --> 01:07:54,629 it will be hot as balls and smell like the sea. 1416 01:07:55,979 --> 01:07:59,387 - Who are you, and what did you do with Autumn? 1417 01:07:59,387 --> 01:08:00,720 - I'm the devil. 1418 01:08:01,810 --> 01:08:04,227 - Okay, that's kind of dorky. 1419 01:08:07,593 --> 01:08:08,426 - Jackpot. 1420 01:08:17,278 --> 01:08:18,111 Stacy. 1421 01:08:19,176 --> 01:08:21,343 What are you doing? 1422 01:08:21,343 --> 01:08:23,552 - Poking holes in Ethan's condoms? 1423 01:08:23,552 --> 01:08:25,342 - So he can get more chicks pregnant? 1424 01:08:25,342 --> 01:08:26,530 - Well, I mean, so we can get the chick 1425 01:08:26,530 --> 01:08:29,645 that he left you for pregnant. 1426 01:08:29,645 --> 01:08:31,835 - We don't hate her. 1427 01:08:31,835 --> 01:08:33,418 - I kinda hate her. 1428 01:08:34,290 --> 01:08:35,886 Okay. 1429 01:08:35,886 --> 01:08:36,969 You're right. 1430 01:08:37,879 --> 01:08:39,869 You wouldn't get as much child support. 1431 01:08:39,869 --> 01:08:41,549 - Well, that's one reason, other than 1432 01:08:41,549 --> 01:08:44,168 it being completely unethical. 1433 01:08:44,168 --> 01:08:46,725 - All right, fine, let's go throw these away. 1434 01:08:46,725 --> 01:08:50,058 We'll find something else amazing to do. 1435 01:09:00,415 --> 01:09:02,855 Hey, Ethan smokes, right? 1436 01:09:02,855 --> 01:09:07,187 Yeah, all the time, even inside. It's absolutely disgusting. 1437 01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:08,853 - Ew. 1438 01:09:08,853 --> 01:09:09,686 Cool. 1439 01:09:15,249 --> 01:09:17,422 - So, class today was pretty boring. 1440 01:09:17,422 --> 01:09:18,356 Obviously. 1441 01:09:18,356 --> 01:09:19,803 When is it not boring? 1442 01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:26,921 - Hey guys. 1443 01:09:26,921 --> 01:09:29,072 - Just ignore him. 1444 01:09:29,072 --> 01:09:30,673 - Did you hear they tried to fire the principal? 1445 01:09:30,673 --> 01:09:31,875 - I heard that. 1446 01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,081 - Whoa, that is 1447 01:09:33,081 --> 01:09:34,534 - Don't touch 1448 01:09:34,534 --> 01:09:36,087 the sweater, man. - Whoa, okay, okay. 1449 01:09:36,087 --> 01:09:37,023 - He punched a guy, once. 1450 01:09:37,023 --> 01:09:40,266 - I apologize, I thought it was a nice sweatshirt 1451 01:09:40,266 --> 01:09:42,266 and I'm just not having, 1452 01:09:44,909 --> 01:09:46,170 why are you guys out? 1453 01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:47,527 It's late. 1454 01:09:47,527 --> 01:09:50,152 - He smells so bad. 1455 01:09:50,152 --> 01:09:52,538 - I lost my car and I don't know, 1456 01:09:52,538 --> 01:09:54,242 - How do you lose a car? 1457 01:09:54,242 --> 01:09:57,159 - I walked outside and it was gone. 1458 01:09:58,939 --> 01:10:01,392 Now it's gone, and I don't know what to do. 1459 01:10:01,392 --> 01:10:03,778 - Well, can you press a little button on your keys? 1460 01:10:03,778 --> 01:10:05,990 - You know, make it beep. - Like an alarm. 1461 01:10:05,990 --> 01:10:07,510 - On my keys? 1462 01:10:07,510 --> 01:10:08,343 - Yeah. 1463 01:10:08,343 --> 01:10:10,326 - I don't have the keys now, and my car has gone. 1464 01:10:10,326 --> 01:10:13,409 Have you guys seen it, by any chance? 1465 01:10:15,844 --> 01:10:16,979 - And he's down, okay. 1466 01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:18,519 - I don't know what to do. 1467 01:10:20,455 --> 01:10:21,842 - Buddy. 1468 01:10:21,842 --> 01:10:23,502 Sanchez. 1469 01:10:23,502 --> 01:10:24,558 My name is Greg. 1470 01:10:24,558 --> 01:10:25,682 - Greg, okay. 1471 01:10:25,682 --> 01:10:28,206 Where did you come from, Greg? 1472 01:10:28,206 --> 01:10:29,116 - Yeah? 1473 01:10:29,116 --> 01:10:30,300 - A party. 1474 01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:31,602 Of course. 1475 01:10:31,602 --> 01:10:32,435 - Okay? 1476 01:10:33,691 --> 01:10:35,671 I just need my car, that's all I need. 1477 01:10:35,671 --> 01:10:39,411 - Well, color, anything, license plate? 1478 01:10:39,411 --> 01:10:40,259 Seafoam. 1479 01:10:41,092 --> 01:10:41,986 - Seafoam? 1480 01:10:41,986 --> 01:10:45,997 - It's a green color. I didn't choose it, okay? 1481 01:10:45,997 --> 01:10:47,266 - Got it, I see. 1482 01:10:47,266 --> 01:10:48,463 - It was my sister's. 1483 01:10:48,463 --> 01:10:50,687 You know, I think we saw a seafoam car. 1484 01:10:50,687 --> 01:10:51,773 I think it went that way? 1485 01:10:51,773 --> 01:10:53,007 - Yeah. - Yeah, that way. 1486 01:10:53,007 --> 01:10:54,667 - You just let it go? 1487 01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:55,999 - What are we going to do, jump on it? 1488 01:10:55,999 --> 01:10:57,846 - I thought you'd at least try to stop it. 1489 01:10:57,846 --> 01:11:00,246 - We didn't know it was your car. 1490 01:11:00,246 --> 01:11:01,619 - I just thought- 1491 01:11:01,619 --> 01:11:02,599 - Okay, Craig, whatever, 1492 01:11:02,599 --> 01:11:04,060 - It's Greg. 1493 01:11:04,060 --> 01:11:05,075 - Greg. 1494 01:11:05,075 --> 01:11:05,922 - What are you doing out here? 1495 01:11:05,922 --> 01:11:07,383 You can't drive. 1496 01:11:07,383 --> 01:11:09,023 You're wasted. 1497 01:11:12,216 --> 01:11:14,354 - You know what? 1498 01:11:14,354 --> 01:11:16,421 You guys aren't gonna help me, obviously. 1499 01:11:16,421 --> 01:11:17,254 - No. 1500 01:11:17,254 --> 01:11:19,977 - You're not, you're not, and you're not. 1501 01:11:19,977 --> 01:11:24,057 So, I am gonna go find my seafoam car. 1502 01:11:24,937 --> 01:11:25,770 - Seafoam. 1503 01:11:25,770 --> 01:11:26,603 - Forget it, you guys. 1504 01:11:26,603 --> 01:11:27,436 - Okay, bye. 1505 01:11:27,436 --> 01:11:29,941 - I stole Ethan's divine phallic symbol. 1506 01:11:29,941 --> 01:11:30,941 His katana. 1507 01:11:32,725 --> 01:11:36,662 I think it's some replica of some anime, 1508 01:11:36,662 --> 01:11:39,828 I don't even know, but he loves it. 1509 01:11:39,828 --> 01:11:40,661 - He's such an, 1510 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,597 - He's home? 1511 01:11:43,597 --> 01:11:44,514 - What, no. 1512 01:11:45,465 --> 01:11:46,695 - Go get the bat. 1513 01:11:46,695 --> 01:11:47,930 - What bat? 1514 01:11:47,930 --> 01:11:50,945 - The bat that we broke the window to break in here, go. 1515 01:11:52,291 --> 01:11:53,291 Come on, go. 1516 01:11:56,033 --> 01:11:57,782 Behind the couch, come on. 1517 01:11:57,782 --> 01:11:58,926 Get down here, now. 1518 01:11:58,926 --> 01:11:59,843 Go, go, go. 1519 01:12:06,353 --> 01:12:08,457 - Yeah, I just got here. 1520 01:12:08,457 --> 01:12:10,074 No, just going to feed Sprinkles, 1521 01:12:10,074 --> 01:12:12,324 and then I'll be on my way. 1522 01:12:13,790 --> 01:12:14,623 All right. 1523 01:12:30,422 --> 01:12:34,005 - Okay, fine, I'll get you some food, geez. 1524 01:12:56,568 --> 01:12:58,136 - I think he's gone. 1525 01:12:58,136 --> 01:12:59,648 - Oh, my god. 1526 01:12:59,648 --> 01:13:01,985 - I thought I was going to have to stab him. 1527 01:13:04,109 --> 01:13:06,276 He almost lit a cigarette. 1528 01:13:07,110 --> 01:13:09,259 - That's what you were worried about? 1529 01:13:09,259 --> 01:13:10,856 Not him finding us? 1530 01:13:10,856 --> 01:13:12,068 - The house would've blown up 1531 01:13:12,068 --> 01:13:13,832 if he'd lit a cigarette. 1532 01:13:13,832 --> 01:13:14,665 - What? 1533 01:13:15,654 --> 01:13:16,881 - Oh, don't play dumb. 1534 01:13:16,881 --> 01:13:21,044 What did you think I was doing in the kitchen? 1535 01:13:21,044 --> 01:13:21,877 - Stacy. 1536 01:13:23,528 --> 01:13:24,361 - What? 1537 01:13:24,361 --> 01:13:27,493 You don't want me to put holes in the condoms, right? 1538 01:13:29,012 --> 01:13:29,994 - Oh, my god. 1539 01:13:29,994 --> 01:13:31,161 Take your bat. 1540 01:13:32,348 --> 01:13:33,391 - Phew. 1541 01:13:33,391 --> 01:13:35,970 Okay, well let's just go, that was way too close. 1542 01:13:35,970 --> 01:13:39,343 And apparently, he likes to come back a lot. 1543 01:13:39,343 --> 01:13:40,829 - Where's the fourth bag? 1544 01:13:40,829 --> 01:13:42,996 - We only have three bags. 1545 01:13:44,456 --> 01:13:46,956 - What, go, let's go, come on. 1546 01:14:10,498 --> 01:14:12,620 That felt so good. 1547 01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:16,172 - Got his katana, his stupid comics. 1548 01:14:16,172 --> 01:14:17,910 Both of those are gonna be 1549 01:14:17,910 --> 01:14:21,248 cold, hard cash for me and my baby. 1550 01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:23,408 Yeah, money, money, money. 1551 01:14:24,294 --> 01:14:25,902 - Oh, my god. 1552 01:14:25,902 --> 01:14:28,689 We're gonna buy a new car for me 1553 01:14:28,689 --> 01:14:30,320 and boobs for you. - Money, money, money. 1554 01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:31,158 - Yeah. 1555 01:14:31,158 --> 01:14:33,028 - And a new car for you, 'cause you're going to get both. 1556 01:14:33,028 --> 01:14:34,111 - Oh yeah, yeah. 1557 01:14:34,111 --> 01:14:34,944 - Ooh. 1558 01:14:35,996 --> 01:14:36,829 Let's get a house together. 1559 01:14:36,829 --> 01:14:37,926 - Yes. 1560 01:14:37,926 --> 01:14:39,193 - Let's do it. 1561 01:14:39,193 --> 01:14:41,458 - That way, I can like really be a father to your child. 1562 01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:43,259 - You are the father of my child. 1563 01:14:43,259 --> 01:14:45,259 Thank god Ethan is gone. 1564 01:14:46,211 --> 01:14:47,044 Yes. 1565 01:14:47,044 --> 01:14:48,012 - Oh, my god. 1566 01:14:48,012 --> 01:14:50,323 You have no idea how long I prayed. 1567 01:14:50,323 --> 01:14:51,910 - You prayed? 1568 01:14:51,910 --> 01:14:53,773 - I almost became a Christian in order 1569 01:14:53,773 --> 01:14:55,712 to make my prayers count more. 1570 01:14:55,712 --> 01:14:57,526 - Oh my god, you hate Christianity. 1571 01:14:57,526 --> 01:15:00,657 - I just hate organized religion, period. 1572 01:15:00,657 --> 01:15:03,434 - So, you hate Ethan more than organized religion? 1573 01:15:03,434 --> 01:15:04,267 - Yeah. 1574 01:15:05,350 --> 01:15:06,742 I almost forgot. 1575 01:15:06,742 --> 01:15:07,575 - What? 1576 01:15:07,575 --> 01:15:09,347 - I still have Killian's keys. 1577 01:15:09,347 --> 01:15:10,848 - You mean Craig? 1578 01:15:10,848 --> 01:15:12,755 - Whatever his name is, I don't care. 1579 01:15:12,755 --> 01:15:14,493 Let's get back into the party. 1580 01:15:14,493 --> 01:15:15,326 - Okay. 1581 01:15:15,326 --> 01:15:16,988 - Get into as many more photos as you can. 1582 01:15:16,988 --> 01:15:19,086 We're gonna have a rock-solid alibi. 1583 01:15:20,025 --> 01:15:21,442 - I feel so free. 1584 01:15:22,507 --> 01:15:25,126 - Yeah, I feel alive right now. 1585 01:15:25,126 --> 01:15:29,165 Like that time that I did cocaine, like, so much cocaine. 1586 01:15:30,992 --> 01:15:32,659 Oh my god, let's go. 1587 01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:38,503 - So, I'd to thank you for, like, listening to my problems. 1588 01:15:38,503 --> 01:15:40,752 You're really a good listener. 1589 01:15:40,752 --> 01:15:41,585 Thank you. 1590 01:15:42,477 --> 01:15:43,939 - Who the fuck are you? 1591 01:15:43,939 --> 01:15:45,272 - What are you talking about? 1592 01:15:45,272 --> 01:15:47,062 - When did you fucking get here? 1593 01:15:47,062 --> 01:15:49,033 Why are you sitting with me? 1594 01:15:49,033 --> 01:15:51,080 We've been talking for like half an hour. 1595 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,109 I'm Joe. 1596 01:15:52,109 --> 01:15:55,340 - No, we have not been talking. 1597 01:15:55,340 --> 01:15:56,601 - Maybe we should stop on this. 1598 01:15:56,601 --> 01:16:00,749 - No, don't touch my fucking drink, Josh. 1599 01:16:00,749 --> 01:16:02,499 - Joe, Joe, remember? 1600 01:16:03,439 --> 01:16:04,439 Maybe water? 1601 01:16:05,693 --> 01:16:08,336 Kick out, maybe, some of that alcohol? 1602 01:16:08,336 --> 01:16:09,521 - No Jim, no. 1603 01:16:09,521 --> 01:16:10,354 - Joe. 1604 01:16:10,354 --> 01:16:13,565 - Do you think anybody here is drinking water? 1605 01:16:13,565 --> 01:16:15,031 No, no. 1606 01:16:15,031 --> 01:16:17,946 Water is for fucking pussies. 1607 01:16:17,946 --> 01:16:19,037 Do I look like a pussy to you? 1608 01:16:19,037 --> 01:16:20,778 - No, you do not look like a pussy. 1609 01:16:20,778 --> 01:16:21,991 - No, exactly. 1610 01:16:21,991 --> 01:16:25,229 So, you know what sounds really good? 1611 01:16:25,229 --> 01:16:26,083 - What? 1612 01:16:26,083 --> 01:16:27,450 - Tequila shots. 1613 01:16:28,842 --> 01:16:32,203 Let's get some tequila shots up in here. 1614 01:16:32,203 --> 01:16:34,615 - You know what sounds better? 1615 01:16:34,615 --> 01:16:36,775 Maybe me taking you in, laying you down. 1616 01:16:36,775 --> 01:16:38,371 - Are you trying to sleep with me? 1617 01:16:38,371 --> 01:16:39,454 - No, no, no. 1618 01:16:40,387 --> 01:16:43,891 - Everybody, this guy's trying to have sex with me. 1619 01:16:43,891 --> 01:16:46,407 - No, no, no, hashtag me too movement. 1620 01:16:46,407 --> 01:16:47,980 - Yes he is. 1621 01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:49,912 - I do not want to sleep with this woman, 1622 01:16:49,912 --> 01:16:52,412 nor have I touched this woman. 1623 01:16:54,684 --> 01:16:56,442 - You don't want to sleep with me? 1624 01:16:56,442 --> 01:17:00,221 - You need medication or something, like pills? 1625 01:17:00,221 --> 01:17:01,866 Maybe that's what it is, do you need pills? 1626 01:17:01,866 --> 01:17:03,379 - Are you a drug dealer? 1627 01:17:03,379 --> 01:17:04,212 - What? 1628 01:17:04,212 --> 01:17:05,295 - What kind of drugs do you sell? 1629 01:17:05,295 --> 01:17:07,639 'Cause that changes things a lot 1630 01:17:07,639 --> 01:17:10,215 about what we're talking about before. 1631 01:17:10,215 --> 01:17:11,575 - No, I don't want to sleep with you. 1632 01:17:11,575 --> 01:17:13,495 I do not want to sleep with you. 1633 01:17:13,495 --> 01:17:14,583 We were talking, remember? 1634 01:17:14,583 --> 01:17:16,327 Our problems? 1635 01:17:16,327 --> 01:17:19,626 - Oh yeah, you know what my problem is? 1636 01:17:19,626 --> 01:17:21,847 Those two fucking bitches over there 1637 01:17:21,847 --> 01:17:23,850 have been staring at me all night. 1638 01:17:23,850 --> 01:17:26,873 I don't know what their problem is. 1639 01:17:26,873 --> 01:17:28,218 - Sorry to tell you. 1640 01:17:28,218 --> 01:17:30,388 I don't see no bitches. 1641 01:17:30,388 --> 01:17:32,371 Open your eyes, Javier. 1642 01:17:32,371 --> 01:17:33,978 Those fucking bitches. 1643 01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:52,568 - What did you do to him? 1644 01:17:56,692 --> 01:17:57,728 - Get his legs. 1645 01:17:57,728 --> 01:17:59,003 - Can't get the leg. 1646 01:18:00,518 --> 01:18:01,601 - Oh my god, could you guys- 1647 01:18:03,631 --> 01:18:06,658 He is seriously hurt, can someone get him a towel? 1648 01:18:13,016 --> 01:18:13,849 Someone call 9-1-1. 1649 01:18:13,849 --> 01:18:15,614 - Hi, 9-1-1? 1650 01:18:15,614 --> 01:18:18,362 There is a man, I mean- 1651 01:18:18,362 --> 01:18:19,902 - Looked like something was drippin' down- 1652 01:18:19,902 --> 01:18:21,070 - We need an ambulance. 1653 01:18:21,070 --> 01:18:23,114 - Hey, someone check and see if he's got 1654 01:18:23,114 --> 01:18:24,854 his package in the pool. 1655 01:18:24,854 --> 01:18:27,461 Hey, I think we should take his pants off. 1656 01:18:27,461 --> 01:18:30,878 - Nevermind, you guys have great service. 1657 01:18:36,272 --> 01:18:37,438 - Oh my god. 1658 01:18:37,438 --> 01:18:39,415 She really got a stripper. 1659 01:18:39,415 --> 01:18:40,748 - What on earth? 1660 01:18:42,926 --> 01:18:43,759 - Not in my, 1661 01:18:44,592 --> 01:18:46,259 No, not in my mouth. 1662 01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:49,539 Hey, you sure you got the right house? 1663 01:18:49,539 --> 01:18:50,372 Goddamn. 1664 01:18:50,372 --> 01:18:51,872 - This is awesome. 1665 01:18:52,752 --> 01:18:54,544 - No, not in my mouth, not in my mouth. 1666 01:18:56,648 --> 01:18:58,263 Dude, I thought you were vegan. 1667 01:19:01,728 --> 01:19:03,651 Who ordered this cop? 1668 01:19:12,869 --> 01:19:15,733 Somebody, please help me. 1669 01:19:18,808 --> 01:19:19,725 No, no, no. 1670 01:19:21,099 --> 01:19:22,440 - Whoa. 1671 01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:23,959 Woo. 1672 01:19:23,959 --> 01:19:27,752 All right, now we should take his pants off. 1673 01:19:27,752 --> 01:19:31,140 - I was so freaking scared when that happened right then. 1674 01:19:31,140 --> 01:19:33,716 Oh my god, is that Chris? 1675 01:19:33,716 --> 01:19:35,355 It's Craig. 1676 01:19:35,355 --> 01:19:36,188 Whatever. 1677 01:19:38,301 --> 01:19:39,384 - Is he dead? 1678 01:19:41,524 --> 01:19:43,426 - I mean, he could be. 1679 01:19:43,426 --> 01:19:45,308 He had the equivalent of 36 beers 1680 01:19:45,308 --> 01:19:47,975 in five minutes, all up his ass. 1681 01:19:50,796 --> 01:19:52,713 Well, what luck for us? 1682 01:19:54,352 --> 01:19:55,852 How serendipitous. 1683 01:19:57,244 --> 01:20:00,244 - Wait, can we check and see if he's 1684 01:20:01,601 --> 01:20:02,732 breathing? 1685 01:20:02,732 --> 01:20:05,208 - Well, he moved, so. 1686 01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:06,408 - Well, that's a good sign. 1687 01:20:06,408 --> 01:20:08,498 - He looks so cute when he's passed out. 1688 01:20:08,498 --> 01:20:11,478 - Thank god he's not dead. 1689 01:20:11,478 --> 01:20:14,196 - All right, well let's get home and change our clothes 1690 01:20:14,196 --> 01:20:17,029 and get some coffee, or something. 1691 01:20:18,584 --> 01:20:20,805 Are you able to use my cup though? 1692 01:20:20,805 --> 01:20:22,607 - I think I can do that, sure. 1693 01:20:22,607 --> 01:20:25,404 - Okay, cool, just trying to save the earth. 1694 01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:29,452 - I have to admit last night was kind of fun. 1695 01:20:29,452 --> 01:20:31,535 - Well, I thought so too. 1696 01:20:33,437 --> 01:20:36,747 It wasn't my favorite heist that I've ever done. 1697 01:20:36,747 --> 01:20:40,760 But I fucked over the person that I hate the most. 1698 01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:42,367 - You hate Ethan the most? 1699 01:20:42,367 --> 01:20:43,599 - Yeah. 1700 01:20:43,599 --> 01:20:45,702 I mean, I love you the most, Ethan's a dick 1701 01:20:45,702 --> 01:20:48,285 to you, so I hate him the most. 1702 01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:53,555 I'm just glad that you did this. 1703 01:20:53,555 --> 01:20:54,451 I did this. 1704 01:20:54,451 --> 01:20:55,284 - Yeah. 1705 01:20:56,688 --> 01:20:57,521 - If we ever pull off another 1706 01:20:57,521 --> 01:20:59,780 heist again, which I'm not condoning 1707 01:20:59,780 --> 01:21:03,179 - Only 13% of burglaries are ever solved. 1708 01:21:03,179 --> 01:21:06,886 - I really hope it's not another one of my boyfriends. 1709 01:21:06,886 --> 01:21:08,019 - Sell the comic books. 1710 01:21:08,019 --> 01:21:08,852 - Okay. 1711 01:21:08,852 --> 01:21:11,604 - And then, we can get you possibly like your own place. 1712 01:21:11,604 --> 01:21:15,937 Not that I don't love you staying with me, but yeah. 1713 01:21:16,796 --> 01:21:19,524 - I can't believe you got me to do this. 1714 01:21:19,524 --> 01:21:22,199 - I'm a deep well of surprises, Autumn. 1715 01:21:22,199 --> 01:21:23,755 - You're so manipulative. 1716 01:21:23,755 --> 01:21:24,613 - What? - Yes. 1717 01:21:24,613 --> 01:21:26,619 - I'm not manipulative. 1718 01:21:26,619 --> 01:21:28,717 I'm persuasive, okay? 1719 01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:32,943 And that happens to be a really high-quality trait 1720 01:21:32,943 --> 01:21:35,164 that only charismatic people have. 1721 01:21:35,164 --> 01:21:39,497 Bad people are manipulative, and I'm decent as fuck. 1722 01:21:40,939 --> 01:21:43,227 - Ethan could put two and two together, though. 1723 01:21:43,227 --> 01:21:44,559 That's what I'm worried about. 1724 01:21:44,559 --> 01:21:45,392 What? 1725 01:21:45,392 --> 01:21:46,225 - Yes. 1726 01:21:46,225 --> 01:21:47,540 - You got Ethan a lot of credit 1727 01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:51,356 as a human, but he's not very smart. 1728 01:21:51,356 --> 01:21:53,952 Like, really not smart. 1729 01:21:53,952 --> 01:21:55,175 - I know. 1730 01:21:55,175 --> 01:21:59,021 That's why I'm worried about this poor child. 1731 01:21:59,021 --> 01:22:00,641 - Yeah. 1732 01:22:11,142 --> 01:22:13,949 They took all my games and all of my comics. 1733 01:22:13,949 --> 01:22:16,114 Shouldn't you be writing this down, or something? 1734 01:22:16,114 --> 01:22:18,490 So, you're telling me somebody's risked 1735 01:22:18,490 --> 01:22:21,142 going to prison to break into your home 1736 01:22:21,142 --> 01:22:24,939 to steal a Super Nintendo that's worth maybe ten bucks? 1737 01:22:24,939 --> 01:22:26,145 - Yeah, look around. 1738 01:22:26,145 --> 01:22:29,251 You should be fingerprinting and shit, anyway. 1739 01:22:40,711 --> 01:22:43,006 - What the hell is this? 1740 01:22:43,006 --> 01:22:43,974 What is that? 1741 01:22:43,974 --> 01:22:44,807 - Yeah. 1742 01:22:46,239 --> 01:22:48,395 Did you guys bring that in here with you? 1743 01:22:48,395 --> 01:22:49,835 That's not my bag. 1744 01:22:49,835 --> 01:22:50,668 Sure, it isn't. 1745 01:22:50,668 --> 01:22:51,501 It's good. 1746 01:22:54,214 --> 01:22:56,303 Yeah, I'm going to need a transport for one. 1747 01:22:56,303 --> 01:22:57,459 I have a narcotics bust. 1748 01:22:57,459 --> 01:22:58,471 - No, you don't. 1749 01:22:58,471 --> 01:22:59,406 It's not a bust. 1750 01:22:59,406 --> 01:23:01,178 You guys suck. 1751 01:23:06,775 --> 01:23:08,275 - No, you shut up. 1752 01:23:09,207 --> 01:23:11,040 No, you're the cutest. 1753 01:23:13,153 --> 01:23:15,775 Yeah, okay, no, I'll see you later. 1754 01:23:19,626 --> 01:23:21,852 Ugh, it's smells cat shit in here. 1755 01:23:22,685 --> 01:23:23,518 - It is. 1756 01:23:24,495 --> 01:23:25,940 - What? 1757 01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:28,646 - So, I got sick of Roy's shit. 1758 01:23:28,646 --> 01:23:30,146 - Wait, who's Roy? 1759 01:23:31,306 --> 01:23:35,236 - We work with him, we've worked with him for five years. 1760 01:23:35,236 --> 01:23:37,084 - Oh, tall pervert guy? 1761 01:23:37,084 --> 01:23:37,917 - Yes. 1762 01:23:37,917 --> 01:23:38,750 - Oh, okay. - Yes. 1763 01:23:38,750 --> 01:23:39,583 - Now I know who you're talking about. 1764 01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:42,250 - I made him a cat shit burrito. 1765 01:23:44,511 --> 01:23:46,975 - Oh, 'cause he's always taking your burritos? 1766 01:23:46,975 --> 01:23:47,808 - Yes. 1767 01:23:48,997 --> 01:23:50,847 - And you thought of this all by yourself? 1768 01:23:50,847 --> 01:23:52,244 - Mmhmm. 1769 01:23:52,244 --> 01:23:53,744 - Oh my god, wow. 1770 01:23:55,215 --> 01:23:56,655 - Wait a minute. 1771 01:23:56,655 --> 01:23:57,995 Who were you on the phone with? 1772 01:23:57,995 --> 01:23:59,483 - Oh. 1773 01:23:59,483 --> 01:24:00,316 Greg. 1774 01:24:01,482 --> 01:24:02,924 - You mean Craig? 1775 01:24:02,924 --> 01:24:03,757 - No. 1776 01:24:03,757 --> 01:24:04,631 It turns out you've been saying 1777 01:24:04,631 --> 01:24:06,467 his name wrong the whole time. 1778 01:24:06,467 --> 01:24:08,967 It's Greg with a G, not Craig, 1779 01:24:10,659 --> 01:24:11,791 like how you've been saying it. 1780 01:24:11,791 --> 01:24:13,144 - Silly me. 1781 01:24:13,144 --> 01:24:14,619 - But don't worry. I won't tell him 1782 01:24:14,619 --> 01:24:18,002 that you didn't know his name for a really long time. 1783 01:24:18,002 --> 01:24:18,982 - Thank you. 1784 01:24:19,815 --> 01:24:20,830 - Yeah. - I appreciate that. 1785 01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:24,827 - We've been going steady now for about a week. 1786 01:24:24,827 --> 01:24:26,884 - You're going steady with someone? 1787 01:24:26,884 --> 01:24:30,728 - He asked me to be his official girlfriend. 1788 01:24:30,728 --> 01:24:31,603 - What? 1789 01:24:31,603 --> 01:24:34,185 - Yeah, all proper-like, so, 1790 01:24:34,185 --> 01:24:35,638 I dunno. - Okay. 1791 01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:36,471 - Yeah, it's just weird. 1792 01:24:36,471 --> 01:24:39,554 Like, when I look at him, I don't see 1793 01:24:40,461 --> 01:24:42,878 just a pole that I can climb. 1794 01:24:43,763 --> 01:24:46,028 Do you know what I mean? 1795 01:24:46,028 --> 01:24:48,943 Like, sexually, like a poll that I can get down on? 1796 01:24:48,943 --> 01:24:50,151 - I follow. 1797 01:24:50,151 --> 01:24:52,155 - I just wasn't sure if you got the- 1798 01:24:52,155 --> 01:24:53,684 - Yes. - Sexual. 1799 01:24:53,684 --> 01:24:55,567 - Yes, I did. - Just wanted to make sure. 1800 01:24:55,567 --> 01:24:57,905 When he talks, I hear him. 1801 01:24:57,905 --> 01:24:58,829 - Aw. 1802 01:24:58,829 --> 01:25:02,583 - He says these ideas, and they're so dumb. 1803 01:25:02,583 --> 01:25:05,003 They're the worst ideas. 1804 01:25:05,003 --> 01:25:06,532 But I'm hearing them. 1805 01:25:06,532 --> 01:25:07,599 - You're listening. 1806 01:25:07,599 --> 01:25:08,432 - Yeah. 1807 01:25:08,432 --> 01:25:10,701 - You listen to someone. 1808 01:25:10,701 --> 01:25:11,534 - Yeah. 1809 01:25:11,534 --> 01:25:12,367 Well, shut up, no. 1810 01:25:12,367 --> 01:25:14,620 Stop, we're done. - Look at you. 1811 01:25:15,453 --> 01:25:17,147 - What are you doing with that clipboard? 1812 01:25:17,147 --> 01:25:18,492 - Well, two things. 1813 01:25:18,492 --> 01:25:22,742 Number one, I wrote up everything that Roy owes me. 1814 01:25:25,342 --> 01:25:26,175 - Wait. 1815 01:25:28,658 --> 01:25:29,908 This is $1,000. 1816 01:25:31,219 --> 01:25:33,081 - Compounded interest, though. 1817 01:25:33,081 --> 01:25:34,354 - Yikes. 1818 01:25:34,354 --> 01:25:36,666 Well, he deserves it. 1819 01:25:36,666 --> 01:25:39,790 Five years of borrowing dollars from you. 1820 01:25:39,790 --> 01:25:41,242 - Adds up. 1821 01:25:41,242 --> 01:25:43,113 - You're just like really standing up 1822 01:25:43,113 --> 01:25:45,269 for yourself, and I love it. 1823 01:25:45,269 --> 01:25:47,161 You have, like, a backbone now. 1824 01:25:47,161 --> 01:25:50,356 You're like a whole new woman. 1825 01:25:50,356 --> 01:25:51,189 - Go on. 1826 01:25:52,594 --> 01:25:54,461 - No, that's all I had. 1827 01:25:54,461 --> 01:25:55,428 - Okay. - But I'm proud of you. 1828 01:25:55,428 --> 01:25:56,996 I can't believe it. 1829 01:25:56,996 --> 01:25:58,306 Whoa. 1830 01:25:58,306 --> 01:26:00,350 - The next part of it was, 1831 01:26:00,350 --> 01:26:03,498 I'm almost done packing up all my stuff. 1832 01:26:03,498 --> 01:26:04,331 - Oh. 1833 01:26:06,985 --> 01:26:08,485 I don't like that. 1834 01:26:11,294 --> 01:26:12,127 - What's going on? 1835 01:26:12,127 --> 01:26:13,694 - I don't know. 1836 01:26:13,694 --> 01:26:15,739 It's just, whenever you talk about moving out, 1837 01:26:15,739 --> 01:26:18,072 it just makes me feel, like, 1838 01:26:20,645 --> 01:26:21,647 - Down? 1839 01:26:21,647 --> 01:26:23,207 - Yeah, like I'm sad. 1840 01:26:23,207 --> 01:26:25,009 I don't want you to leave. 1841 01:26:25,009 --> 01:26:27,268 - You're gonna miss me. 1842 01:26:27,268 --> 01:26:30,060 - No, I'm just, I'm not, no, stop it. 1843 01:26:30,060 --> 01:26:31,582 No, I'm not gonna miss you. 1844 01:26:31,582 --> 01:26:35,322 Just, it's nice having you around sometimes. 1845 01:26:35,322 --> 01:26:36,519 - Aw. 1846 01:26:36,519 --> 01:26:38,234 - And you're not gonna be here anymore. 1847 01:26:38,234 --> 01:26:40,484 - No, I'll still come back. 1848 01:26:41,370 --> 01:26:42,922 - Like, all the time? 1849 01:26:42,922 --> 01:26:45,252 - As much as possible. 1850 01:26:45,252 --> 01:26:49,754 - Okay, so I mean, twice a day is very easily possible. 1851 01:26:51,030 --> 01:26:53,591 - You're my best friend, of course I'm gonna be here. 1852 01:26:53,591 --> 01:26:55,101 - Okay. 1853 01:26:55,101 --> 01:26:57,809 - And you're also the father of my child. 1854 01:26:57,809 --> 01:26:59,413 So, I'm going to be around a lot. 1855 01:26:59,413 --> 01:27:00,246 - Yeah. 1856 01:27:02,264 --> 01:27:04,114 I gotta get going. 1857 01:27:04,114 --> 01:27:07,401 - Oh, before you do, I need that necklace you borrowed. 1858 01:27:07,401 --> 01:27:08,823 - Oh, yeah. 1859 01:27:09,958 --> 01:27:11,850 Oh, I put it in your drawer. 1860 01:27:11,850 --> 01:27:12,893 So. - Oh. 1861 01:27:12,893 --> 01:27:14,665 You know, I'm surprised you actually returned it. 1862 01:27:14,665 --> 01:27:15,498 - I know, right? 1863 01:27:15,498 --> 01:27:18,415 Like, I'm becoming a good person and shit. 1864 01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:22,125 Wow, I'm going to be late, 1865 01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:25,742 and I don't like to be late anymore. 1866 01:27:25,742 --> 01:27:27,819 Not even fashionably. 1867 01:27:27,819 --> 01:27:28,802 Stacy. 1868 01:27:28,802 --> 01:27:30,606 What, oh, what's that? 1869 01:27:30,606 --> 01:27:34,357 - What is this prank pregnancy test? 1870 01:27:34,357 --> 01:27:35,522 - What, how should I know? 1871 01:27:35,522 --> 01:27:36,522 You can't prove that's mine. 1872 01:27:36,522 --> 01:27:37,468 I don't know. 1873 01:27:37,468 --> 01:27:38,301 - Don't leave. 1874 01:27:38,301 --> 01:27:39,468 - No, I gotta. 1875 01:27:44,246 --> 01:27:45,709 What? 1876 01:27:45,709 --> 01:27:50,459 - Did you use this prank pregnancy test for me to pee on? 1877 01:27:52,137 --> 01:27:53,101 - I'm sorry, okay? 1878 01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:55,226 I had a really good reason to, though. 1879 01:27:55,226 --> 01:27:57,921 I figured, if you got pregnant that Ethan would dump you, 1880 01:27:57,921 --> 01:28:00,485 and then you would have to realize like how amazing you are, 1881 01:28:00,485 --> 01:28:04,258 and you will grow into this awesome person, which you did. 1882 01:28:04,258 --> 01:28:05,841 So, my plan worked. 1883 01:28:09,054 --> 01:28:11,221 - You planned all of this? 1884 01:28:13,141 --> 01:28:14,869 No, I mean, not all of it. 1885 01:28:14,869 --> 01:28:17,949 I didn't know that we were gonna be doing a heist. 1886 01:28:17,949 --> 01:28:21,124 That was just a fun, little extra thing. 1887 01:28:21,124 --> 01:28:24,457 But yeah, everything else, I planned it. 1888 01:28:25,373 --> 01:28:29,233 - Do you realize how much stress this put me through? 1889 01:28:29,233 --> 01:28:31,466 My cortisol levels are so high 1890 01:28:31,466 --> 01:28:35,511 that it induced pregnancy-like symptoms. 1891 01:28:35,511 --> 01:28:40,277 - Okay, well I'm sorry, but in my defense, I wasn't 1892 01:28:40,277 --> 01:28:44,226 thinking about your feelings at all when I planned this. 1893 01:28:44,226 --> 01:28:47,470 At least you have all this newfound confidence. 1894 01:28:47,470 --> 01:28:49,649 And that's because of me. 1895 01:28:49,649 --> 01:28:51,232 I did that for you. 1896 01:28:52,442 --> 01:28:54,478 Anyways, you seem really angry. 1897 01:28:54,478 --> 01:28:55,610 - Yes. 1898 01:28:55,610 --> 01:28:58,922 - So, I'm just gonna give you some time to simmer, 1899 01:28:58,922 --> 01:29:01,508 and I'll come back, and we can talk about it later? 1900 01:29:01,508 --> 01:29:04,766 And I'm sorry, I won't do it again. 1901 01:29:04,766 --> 01:29:06,206 Even if there's a really good reason, 1902 01:29:06,206 --> 01:29:07,558 I won't do it again, I promise- 1903 01:29:07,558 --> 01:29:09,002 - Go. 1904 01:29:09,002 --> 01:29:11,730 - And you don't even look half-bad in that shirt. 1905 01:29:11,730 --> 01:29:12,563 Love you. 1906 01:29:13,396 --> 01:29:15,602 Don't be mad at me. 1907 01:29:15,602 --> 01:29:16,435 - Stacy! 1908 01:30:03,615 --> 01:30:04,782 - Where is it? 1909 01:30:11,514 --> 01:30:12,347 Open. 1910 01:30:17,854 --> 01:30:18,771 Two, three. 1911 01:30:26,491 --> 01:30:28,899 No, I can't be pregnant. 1912 01:30:28,899 --> 01:30:33,510 It's probably menopause, early, early menopause. 1913 01:30:33,510 --> 01:30:34,343 Come on. 1914 01:30:44,688 --> 01:30:45,938 Son of a bitch. 1915 01:31:34,604 --> 01:31:36,529 - I want you to take all your tension, 1916 01:31:36,529 --> 01:31:39,251 close your eyes with me. 1917 01:31:39,251 --> 01:31:43,084 Pretend you're on a fluffy cloud with puppies. 1918 01:31:44,031 --> 01:31:45,994 - I can't have puppies on the cloud with me. 1919 01:31:45,994 --> 01:31:50,994 - For this massage to work you need to be quiet, okay? 1920 01:31:51,121 --> 01:31:52,981 Okay, you're on a deserted island 1921 01:31:52,981 --> 01:31:55,855 with only hot guys surrounding you, 1922 01:31:55,855 --> 01:31:59,772 and they have mimosas and they are fanning you. 1923 01:32:00,895 --> 01:32:02,248 - Keep going. 1924 01:32:35,620 --> 01:32:39,054 - It has rotating wheels that wheel 1925 01:32:39,054 --> 01:32:42,757 around your body, relieving tension, 1926 01:32:42,757 --> 01:32:46,424 which actually will help you release toxins. 1927 01:32:47,642 --> 01:32:51,468 - That sounds like gobbeldy-gook to me. 1928 01:32:52,770 --> 01:32:57,183 - Okay, so this is actually a vibrating tool, that- 1929 01:32:57,183 --> 01:32:58,600 - Really? - Mmhmm. 1930 01:33:00,693 --> 01:33:03,443 Yeah, doesn't that feel good?