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[peaceful music]
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- Dad?
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- Yes, Carlton?
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- There's something
I gotta know,
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and I don't want you
to spare my feelings.
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I can handle the truth.
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- Okay, son.
You have my word.
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What's on your mind?
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- When I grow up, will I be
able to grow a beard like that?
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- You're a Lassiter,
and Lassiter men have been
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growing legendary face wigs
for generations.
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It's a king's beard
born in your blood,
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perfected through centuries.
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But never forget, it's not
the beard that makes the king.
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- I know, I know.
It's the queen.
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- That's right, son.
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We're almost there.
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[ominous music]
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# #
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- Dad?
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Dad?
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Dad, where are you?
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# #
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Don't leave me!
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Dad!
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This is Chief Lassiter.
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Shots fired.
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I'm down.
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I have been ambushed
and shot multiple times.
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I need backup...
immediately.
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# #
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[groans]
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Hold it.
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Please, I have a family.
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[gun clicks]
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[sinister music]
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# #
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- Carlton, do you even remember
why you're here?
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Think, son.
Think.
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# #
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[gunshot]
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- We have an officer down.
All units respond.
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2016 Arkenstone Road.
Situation critical.
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Suspect still at large.
Approach with extreme caution.
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Both: Surprise!
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- Ah!
- Surprise, surprise!
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- What is wrong with you two?
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- Check it out.
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- What is that?
- That is a gift for you.
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[whines]
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Meet Morrissey the rescue dog,
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here to rescue you
from your own handsomeness.
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- That dog's Chief Vick's.
- He was.
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- He kept biting her daughter.
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- Affection gnawing
is what the vet called it.
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- He called it rabies, Shawn.
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- Either way, the Chief, Gus,
and I have come
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to a little agreement.
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- She set him loose in my office
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and sped away in her car.
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- Then you called us to come
down here
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and the whole thing just felt
like a win-win.
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- That dog is eating my foot.
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- Morrissey!
- Stop it.
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- Psst.
- Stop it.
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- Fsst.
- Stop it.
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- Excuse me, Carlton,
I didn't realize
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you had visitors.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sorry, no pets.
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- Pets?
I'm sorry, I...
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[whines]
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Oh!
That's Morrissey.
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He's a therapy dog.
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- Does he have a vest?
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- He does, though, he prefers
to call it a "waistcoat."
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I think you'll find it all
checks out.
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- Hmm.
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This an old Theraflu T-shirt
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with tape over the "flu"
and "py" in Sharpie.
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- You're good.
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One point for you, Dolores.
[chuckles]
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My name is Shawn Spencer
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and this is my partner
Bill Poopingtons.
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- No.
Shawn?
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- What?
- Sidebar.
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- All right.
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- Carlton, what is happening
right now?
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- Let it go.
- Yes.
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- Bill Poopingtons.
What kind of nickname is that?
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- Transylvania Dutch.
Why?
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- No, Shawn.
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No more embarrassing nicknames,
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especially in front
of peers and professionals.
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- Gus, don't be the night
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your dad fell asleep
inside your mom.
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We can't just stop doing bits
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we've been doing for ten years.
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We have fans;
they have expectations.
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There'll be a huge backlash.
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- Shawn, we are two dumbasses.
We do not have fans.
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- [clicks tongue]
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- From now on,
I do the nicknames.
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- No, no, no.
Absolutely not.
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That's disgusting.
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Counterproposal:
you have right of refusal
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until we land on one you like.
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- It's a Band-Aid,
but okay for now.
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- I'm terribly sorry, Dolores.
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What I meant to say was,
my name is Shawn Spencer
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and this is my full-fledged
partner All-The-Pips-In-One.
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- Accepted.
Hello.
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- Could you fellas take
a little walk with me?
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[clicks tongue]
- Hmm.
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Lassie, is that
what I think it is?
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[laughs]
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- Guys, I love animals,
but I'm sure you know
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what a prestigious place
the Herschel House is.
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- We do, but let me just say,
although the dog
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is not fully certified and ate
one of the two gas pedals
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in our car
on the way down here...
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- Two what?
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- We had hoped that
this visit alone would
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start to help Carlton heal
his tangled memories.
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He's a tough man
with the thick skin
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of a northern white rhino,
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but the heart of a smaller,
less-white rhino.
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- I know, and you're right,
um...
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- It's Burton, but you can call
me Jermajesty
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or whatever you'd like, Dolores.
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- Well, Jermajesty,
I am gonna kick myself
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for falling prey
to a dapper, smooth-talking,
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devil's food cookie
with a perfect cranium,
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but I'll make the exception.
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- "Dapper" and "smooth-talking,"
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that doesn't sound right.
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- Mr. Wilkerson, beautiful day.
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Okay, dog stays, but he's on
a very short leash.
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Short leash.
[laughs]
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And, in exchange,
you guys can tell me why
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you're really here.
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- Damn, she's good.
- Yeah.
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- All right, Lassie called us
last night.
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He's seeing things.
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- Ghosts.
- Not necessarily ghosts.
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- But probably ghosts.
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- But there's a lot
of strange stuff
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going on around here:
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eerie voices in pipes,
bodies being dragged
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out into the woods at night,
black Jell-O.
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- We're checking to see
if this joint was built
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on an Indian burial ground.
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- Uh, it was built
on an old Kmart,
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and he's never mentioned
a word of this to me.
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- That's because he doesn't
want anyone to know.
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We've sworn silence.
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Shawn can't tell his wife.
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My girlfriend thinks
I'm working a double shift.
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I can't even take her calls.
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- Well, you can't take
her calls,
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because you downloaded
a rogue app
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that changes all of your emojis
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into little Jamaicans.
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Seventeen viruses.
- I see.
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So you have a girlfriend?
- I do.
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- Dolores, I'm gonna be honest
with you.
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I only said "black Jell-O"
because that was Gus' nickname
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in our adult dodgeball league.
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- Mm.
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- And Lassie's terrified
that he's going crazy.
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Anyone finds out,
it could cost him his job,
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his dignity,
maybe even his family.
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- Carlton doesn't even remember
why he went
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to that abandoned building.
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His only recollection
of his shooter is a silhouette,
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he's on nine different
medications,
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and as you both know,
he suffered a massive stroke
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during surgery.
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So of course he's seeing things,
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but feeding into these fantasies
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is the least helpful thing
you can do right now, okay?
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Now, I know this goofy
little white guy,
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sexy black dude routine
the two of you have going
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like the back of my scrubs.
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But you really wanna help?
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Just be the grown men
that you are.
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- Okay, what is going on here?
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- What, Dolores?
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- The nurse from
"Color of Night"
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fawning all over you.
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- I don't know,
maybe she's attractive,
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but, Shawn, I'm with Selene now.
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I can't keep track
of every shorty
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that wants what they can't have.
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[chuckles]
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- Where the hell have
you two been?
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- Sorry, Lassie.
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We were on our way up the stairs
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when Gus spotted a Jamba
right across the street.
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We made it happen.
Where's the dog?
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- He jumped out the window
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the second you walked out
the door,
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took my Jell-O, and ran
straight into the woods.
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- That makes sense.
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He is a hunter-gatherer
of the highest order.
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- That wasn't the last Jell-O,
though, was it?
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- Doesn't matter.
We don't need the dog.
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- Lassie, I'm gonna cut
to the chase.
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It's gonna be
a hard pass for us.
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We simply cannot keep lying
to our ladies
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to cover up your spooky
ghost sightings, okay?
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It's too hard.
They know each other.
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We're grown men with real pubes.
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Let me give you a visual.
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You remember Eddie Murphy's
mustache in "Raw"?
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Well, that's what Gus has
going on right over the twig.
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Now look, whatever you think
you're seeing, it's up here.
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You've been through a lot
and hospitals are creepy,
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even super luxurious ones.
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Trust me on this, man.
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You're just really high.
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- High.
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[door creaking]
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[eerie music]
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Uh, Shawn.
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What's in that dog's mouth?
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- Gus, please.
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It is nothing more
than a human hand.
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Oh, my God!
It's... it's a human hand.
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And it's covered
in leaves and moss
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and it's human and it is a hand.
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I'm gonna have to call my wife.
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I'm gonna have to lie again.
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Lassie, we're in.
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- Of course you're in,
you morons.
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There's a hand in your hand.
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- Go ahead, Gus.
Knuck it up softly.
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- Get that dead hand
away from me, Shawn.
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# #
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[jaunty rock music]
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# #
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- # In between the lines #
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# There's a lot of obscurity #
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# I'm not inclined to resign
to maturity #
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# If it's all right #
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# Then you're all wrong #
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# But why bounce around
to the same damn song #
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# #
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# You'd rather run when
you can't crawl #
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# #
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# I know, you know #
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# That I'm not
telling the truth #
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# I know, you know #
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# They just don't have
any proof #
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# Embrace the deception #
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# Learn how to bend #
258
00:09:07.172 --> 00:09:08.913
# Your worst inhibitions #
259
00:09:08.990 --> 00:09:11.291
# Tend to psych you out
in the end #
260
00:09:11.367 --> 00:09:14.052
# #
261
00:09:15.705 --> 00:09:19.215
[laid-back music]
262
00:09:19.292 --> 00:09:22.093
- Shawn, I don't like this.
263
00:09:22.170 --> 00:09:23.581
- Gus, you heard Lassie.
264
00:09:23.605 --> 00:09:25.930
We need to get this hand
to Woody ASAP.
265
00:09:26.007 --> 00:09:27.276
- If it's ASAP,
why did we stop first
266
00:09:27.300 --> 00:09:28.336
at Pokey Jack's Smoky Shack?
267
00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:30.101
- Because I'm not an animal,
Gus.
268
00:09:30.178 --> 00:09:31.822
- Either way, it says
right there on the wall
269
00:09:31.846 --> 00:09:33.591
we're not allowed
to ship living material.
270
00:09:33.615 --> 00:09:34.992
- Well, if this hand
was still living,
271
00:09:35.016 --> 00:09:36.691
that would be inappropriate,
but it's not.
272
00:09:36.768 --> 00:09:39.152
Now, we need our gear
if we're gonna find
273
00:09:39.228 --> 00:09:41.154
the rest of this body
before we drive home.
274
00:09:41.230 --> 00:09:43.042
- All of our stuff
is back in Psychphrancisco.
275
00:09:43.066 --> 00:09:45.166
- Or is it?
276
00:09:46.661 --> 00:09:48.036
Ow.
277
00:09:48.112 --> 00:09:49.037
- Oh, you wanna bumble
with the bee, huh?
278
00:09:49.113 --> 00:09:50.872
- [buzzes]
279
00:09:50.948 --> 00:09:54.362
[curious music]
280
00:09:54.386 --> 00:09:55.752
Yeah.
281
00:09:55.828 --> 00:10:00.390
# #
282
00:10:00.467 --> 00:10:03.051
Gus, we're home.
283
00:10:03.127 --> 00:10:05.803
[triumphant fanfare]
284
00:10:05.880 --> 00:10:07.263
Now give me some Chewie.
285
00:10:07.340 --> 00:10:10.150
- [imitates Chewbacca]
286
00:10:11.153 --> 00:10:12.986
- It's getting better.
287
00:10:14.823 --> 00:10:15.989
- Oh.
288
00:10:16.066 --> 00:10:19.025
[cats meowing]
289
00:10:19.102 --> 00:10:22.015
[playful music]
290
00:10:22.039 --> 00:10:28.084
# #
291
00:10:29.404 --> 00:10:31.204
- Are we on the same page
right now?
292
00:10:31.280 --> 00:10:34.758
- Yes, alternative Spider-Verse.
293
00:10:36.244 --> 00:10:38.461
- No.
294
00:10:38.538 --> 00:10:41.339
- Oh, bienvenue au Litière,
295
00:10:41.416 --> 00:10:43.758
Santa Barbara's only
pop-up cat restaurant.
296
00:10:43.835 --> 00:10:45.301
- Ah.
297
00:10:45.378 --> 00:10:47.804
- Sure.
- Of course.
298
00:10:47.880 --> 00:10:50.148
A cat-fé.
How nice.
299
00:10:50.225 --> 00:10:51.745
Do your parents know
you're doing this?
300
00:10:51.801 --> 00:10:53.320
- What?
How old do you think I am?
301
00:10:53.344 --> 00:10:54.881
- Nine.
- Forty-one.
302
00:10:54.905 --> 00:10:56.281
- Forty-one?
- Like the girl from "Orphan."
303
00:10:56.305 --> 00:10:58.009
Congrats, business is booming.
304
00:10:58.033 --> 00:11:00.983
- Um, we don't open
for another 15 minutes.
305
00:11:01.060 --> 00:11:03.069
- Oh, so the cats
aren't the customers?
306
00:11:03.146 --> 00:11:04.862
- Who the hell are you guys?
307
00:11:04.939 --> 00:11:07.000
- I'm Shawn Spencer, this is
my partner Ding Dong Ditch.
308
00:11:07.024 --> 00:11:08.293
- Nope.
- Claude O'Dirt.
309
00:11:08.317 --> 00:11:09.837
- Mm-mm.
- Big Poppa Pump?
310
00:11:09.861 --> 00:11:10.868
- Warmer.
311
00:11:10.945 --> 00:11:12.047
- Lemona-lemona-lemona-lime...
312
00:11:12.071 --> 00:11:13.296
- Hello.
313
00:11:13.373 --> 00:11:15.092
- How did either of you
reach adulthood?
314
00:11:15.116 --> 00:11:16.999
- Don't worry, you will too
as long as you keep
315
00:11:17.076 --> 00:11:18.334
taking your vitamins.
316
00:11:18.411 --> 00:11:20.481
- Okay, I am not a child.
What do you want?
317
00:11:20.505 --> 00:11:22.099
- Isn't it obvious?
We want love.
318
00:11:22.123 --> 00:11:23.339
- And companionship.
319
00:11:23.416 --> 00:11:25.060
- And the end
of the ivory trade.
320
00:11:25.084 --> 00:11:26.637
- But most importantly,
we wanna know what you think
321
00:11:26.661 --> 00:11:29.220
you're doing opening
a cat-feteria in our office.
322
00:11:29.297 --> 00:11:31.472
- Well, I am
a legit entrepreneur
323
00:11:31.549 --> 00:11:33.015
and I rented this space
324
00:11:33.092 --> 00:11:34.862
and it's mine
for the next 19 days.
325
00:11:34.886 --> 00:11:37.019
Oh, those are for cats.
326
00:11:37.096 --> 00:11:38.438
- I see.
327
00:11:38.514 --> 00:11:40.075
- Okay, I'm gonna be
honest with you guys.
328
00:11:40.099 --> 00:11:41.827
I am in a real Dickens
of a stare down
329
00:11:41.851 --> 00:11:42.970
with the health department,
so I'm gonna need you
330
00:11:42.994 --> 00:11:44.110
to get to the point.
331
00:11:44.187 --> 00:11:45.956
- All right,
here's the nutshell.
332
00:11:45.980 --> 00:11:48.292
I'm a psychic
and he's a sympathetic pooper.
333
00:11:48.316 --> 00:11:50.836
We're back to retrieve
dozens of detectiving tools
334
00:11:50.860 --> 00:11:52.463
that we've stashed
in the walls, ceiling,
335
00:11:52.487 --> 00:11:54.120
and air ducts.
336
00:11:54.197 --> 00:11:55.924
And that may require punching
a hole or five.
337
00:11:55.948 --> 00:11:57.426
- Well, you're gonna need
to take that up
338
00:11:57.450 --> 00:11:59.759
with the landlord,
and he is not gonna like it.
339
00:11:59.836 --> 00:12:01.480
Back there.
- Thank you, old woman.
340
00:12:01.504 --> 00:12:04.064
Or young child,
whichever you may be.
341
00:12:05.500 --> 00:12:07.269
- What do you want?
- Hi.
342
00:12:07.293 --> 00:12:09.510
Looking for approval
to destroy your drywall
343
00:12:09.587 --> 00:12:11.187
and possibly remove
your air conditioner.
344
00:12:11.255 --> 00:12:13.064
- No.
Bug off.
345
00:12:13.141 --> 00:12:15.516
- "Bug off"?
- Hmm.
346
00:12:15.593 --> 00:12:17.839
[knocks on door]
347
00:12:17.863 --> 00:12:20.313
- Sir, if you would just allow
me to explain the magnitude...
348
00:12:20.389 --> 00:12:22.242
- No.
- Yeah, wait, hold on.
349
00:12:22.266 --> 00:12:23.535
- Back up.
350
00:12:23.559 --> 00:12:24.795
- We can't help but be
disturbed by how low
351
00:12:24.819 --> 00:12:26.486
the register of your voice is.
352
00:12:26.562 --> 00:12:28.141
- You're clearly putting on
some sort of bellowed timbre.
353
00:12:28.165 --> 00:12:30.823
- This is not a timbre.
- It just got lower.
354
00:12:30.900 --> 00:12:32.586
- It's the same voice.
- So you admit it's a voice?
355
00:12:32.610 --> 00:12:34.118
- Yeah, who are you doing,
Tom Waits?
356
00:12:34.195 --> 00:12:35.506
- Kathleen Turner?
- Harvey Fierstein?
357
00:12:35.530 --> 00:12:37.955
- Diedrich Bader?
- Shawn.
358
00:12:38.032 --> 00:12:40.049
Get in here.
- Dad?
359
00:12:40.126 --> 00:12:42.093
How in the hell could
you afford to buy
360
00:12:42.170 --> 00:12:44.045
the Psych office?
361
00:12:44.121 --> 00:12:45.505
- I didn't buy anything.
362
00:12:45.581 --> 00:12:47.318
You neglected to tell
your landlord
363
00:12:47.342 --> 00:12:48.422
that you were moving.
364
00:12:48.459 --> 00:12:49.842
- What?
365
00:12:49.919 --> 00:12:51.630
- I simply picked up
the payments
366
00:12:51.654 --> 00:12:52.520
and started subletting
to every hipster pop-up
367
00:12:52.597 --> 00:12:54.189
coming into town.
368
00:12:54.265 --> 00:12:56.974
I am literally rolling
in disposable income.
369
00:12:57.051 --> 00:12:58.111
[whispers]
Tax-free.
370
00:12:58.135 --> 00:12:59.852
- This seems illegal.
371
00:12:59.929 --> 00:13:01.448
- Why are you bothering
my tenants?
372
00:13:01.472 --> 00:13:03.492
- We may have left behind
a few items when we moved.
373
00:13:03.516 --> 00:13:06.804
- You left behind a slow cooker
with a 3-pound roast in it.
374
00:13:06.828 --> 00:13:09.111
You nearly "This Is Us'd"
the entire block.
375
00:13:09.188 --> 00:13:10.288
- "This Is Us"?
376
00:13:10.365 --> 00:13:11.634
Dad, why are you watching
that show?
377
00:13:11.658 --> 00:13:13.210
They have the same show
on ABC, but newer.
378
00:13:13.234 --> 00:13:14.542
[knock at door]
379
00:13:16.571 --> 00:13:17.995
- What do you want?
380
00:13:18.072 --> 00:13:19.297
- Uh, this is embarrassing,
381
00:13:19.374 --> 00:13:20.851
but I think I'm allergic
to these cats.
382
00:13:20.875 --> 00:13:22.553
[sneezes]
- Not my problem.
383
00:13:22.577 --> 00:13:24.001
- Wha...
384
00:13:24.078 --> 00:13:25.606
- Look, Dad,
this is a Lassie mystery.
385
00:13:25.630 --> 00:13:27.432
The stakes are possibly
life and death,
386
00:13:27.456 --> 00:13:29.109
which means I need
my night vision goggles
387
00:13:29.133 --> 00:13:30.611
and my collection of mustaches
388
00:13:30.635 --> 00:13:32.980
in order to snoop around
undetected.
389
00:13:33.004 --> 00:13:34.284
Will you please help us?
390
00:13:36.215 --> 00:13:38.140
For Lassie.
391
00:13:38.217 --> 00:13:41.069
- [sighs] Of course.
392
00:13:41.145 --> 00:13:43.020
- You're using the voice again.
393
00:13:43.097 --> 00:13:46.023
[tense music]
394
00:13:46.100 --> 00:13:48.137
# #
395
00:13:48.161 --> 00:13:49.577
[gun clicks]
396
00:13:50.730 --> 00:13:52.238
[gunshot]
397
00:13:52.315 --> 00:13:54.352
- Surprise!
398
00:13:54.376 --> 00:13:56.242
- I can see all your teeth,
O'Hara.
399
00:13:56.319 --> 00:13:57.897
Like, all of them.
400
00:13:57.921 --> 00:13:59.339
- I'm sorry, I'm just
inappropriately giddy
401
00:13:59.363 --> 00:14:00.507
to see you.
402
00:14:00.531 --> 00:14:01.914
- Wait a minute.
It's not Monday.
403
00:14:01.991 --> 00:14:03.274
Why are you here?
404
00:14:03.351 --> 00:14:06.043
- Carlton, you are
absolutely paranoid.
405
00:14:06.120 --> 00:14:07.545
I miss you.
406
00:14:07.622 --> 00:14:09.422
- Really?
407
00:14:09.498 --> 00:14:11.215
- Okay, fine.
408
00:14:11.292 --> 00:14:15.206
Truth is, I snuck out
this morning when I saw this.
409
00:14:15.230 --> 00:14:18.306
[dramatic music]
410
00:14:18.382 --> 00:14:20.516
- Is that Conway Twitty?
411
00:14:20.593 --> 00:14:23.477
- This is Reese Kessler,
the monster who shot you
412
00:14:23.554 --> 00:14:25.313
in cold blood six times.
413
00:14:25.389 --> 00:14:28.107
They picked him up yesterday,
made a full confession,
414
00:14:28.184 --> 00:14:29.953
waived his right to an attorney.
415
00:14:29.977 --> 00:14:31.347
Still ironing out a few details,
416
00:14:31.371 --> 00:14:36.240
but it smells like...
417
00:14:36.317 --> 00:14:37.544
what?
418
00:14:37.568 --> 00:14:39.577
- Nothing.
419
00:14:39.654 --> 00:14:42.246
- I know that face.
420
00:14:42.323 --> 00:14:43.592
Is this not the guy?
421
00:14:43.616 --> 00:14:45.135
- I don't know.
Believe me, I wish I did.
422
00:14:45.159 --> 00:14:47.084
I don't remember.
I'm working on it.
423
00:14:47.161 --> 00:14:49.440
- But maybe the reason
you're making that face
424
00:14:49.464 --> 00:14:52.381
is because this is not
the right person.
425
00:14:52.458 --> 00:14:55.426
Look, the truth is,
I didn't come down here
426
00:14:55.503 --> 00:14:58.249
all the way from San Francisco
just to be a messenger.
427
00:14:58.273 --> 00:15:00.442
I came down here,
because he doesn't mention
428
00:15:00.466 --> 00:15:02.141
a second gun in his confession.
429
00:15:02.218 --> 00:15:04.112
And I know they never found
a slug for it,
430
00:15:04.136 --> 00:15:05.322
but I also know
there's a bullet missing
431
00:15:05.346 --> 00:15:06.687
from the crime scene.
432
00:15:06.764 --> 00:15:08.492
- O'Hara, you've already been
reprimanded twice
433
00:15:08.516 --> 00:15:09.649
to stay off this case.
434
00:15:09.725 --> 00:15:11.679
Please stop jeopardizing
your career.
435
00:15:11.703 --> 00:15:13.194
- Look, I just wanna help.
436
00:15:13.270 --> 00:15:15.266
- "Help"?
Great.
437
00:15:15.290 --> 00:15:16.915
There you go.
438
00:15:16.991 --> 00:15:18.168
- That's a grocery list.
439
00:15:18.192 --> 00:15:20.368
- Untrue.
There's also some errands.
440
00:15:20.444 --> 00:15:21.953
- There are 93 of them.
441
00:15:22.029 --> 00:15:23.955
- Yeah, so it shouldn't take
you that long.
442
00:15:24.031 --> 00:15:26.444
- Gus, we've got everything
we need right here.
443
00:15:26.468 --> 00:15:28.301
Best damn tracking dog
in the history
444
00:15:28.378 --> 00:15:29.961
of the Half Moon Bay
Animal Shelter.
445
00:15:30.037 --> 00:15:31.556
Morrissey already
found the hand.
446
00:15:31.580 --> 00:15:34.256
Now he will meticulously sniff
this entire place
447
00:15:34.333 --> 00:15:37.301
and lead us directly
to the rest of the body.
448
00:15:37.378 --> 00:15:39.762
Morrissey, take a sniff of this.
449
00:15:39.839 --> 00:15:41.055
Huh?
450
00:15:41.132 --> 00:15:42.640
[growling]
451
00:15:42.717 --> 00:15:45.059
Now, watch and learn.
452
00:15:45.136 --> 00:15:48.145
[panting]
453
00:15:48.222 --> 00:15:51.148
[adventurous music]
454
00:15:51.225 --> 00:15:54.068
# #
455
00:15:54.145 --> 00:15:55.622
- I probably should have left
the leash on.
456
00:15:55.646 --> 00:15:57.413
- Ya think?
457
00:15:58.774 --> 00:16:00.294
- Damn, he cleared
the horizon quickly.
458
00:16:05.030 --> 00:16:07.665
- You are the strongest person
I know.
459
00:16:07.742 --> 00:16:09.208
- [chuckles] Nah.
460
00:16:09.285 --> 00:16:10.721
- Yeah, and I am watching you
get stronger
461
00:16:10.745 --> 00:16:12.712
every single day.
462
00:16:12.788 --> 00:16:15.142
And I love you, and I don't know
463
00:16:15.166 --> 00:16:16.557
what I would do without you.
464
00:16:18.436 --> 00:16:20.397
[sniffles]
And I will be back on Monday
465
00:16:20.421 --> 00:16:22.858
for our regularly
scheduled visit
466
00:16:22.882 --> 00:16:25.391
with a completed errand list
467
00:16:25.468 --> 00:16:28.394
and seven pounds
of Ghiradelli chocolate.
468
00:16:28.471 --> 00:16:29.604
- Okay.
469
00:16:29.680 --> 00:16:32.773
- Oh, and I almost forgot.
470
00:16:32.850 --> 00:16:34.525
- What?
471
00:16:34.602 --> 00:16:38.571
- I thought you might want it
so you never forget.
472
00:16:38.647 --> 00:16:42.158
And I promise next time
I am here, zero police talk,
473
00:16:42.234 --> 00:16:43.712
unless, of course,
you wanna talk about putting
474
00:16:43.736 --> 00:16:45.244
a guard outside your door.
475
00:16:45.321 --> 00:16:46.682
Deal?
- Deal.
476
00:16:46.706 --> 00:16:48.798
We've gotta be honest
with each other.
477
00:16:50.626 --> 00:16:52.585
- Why is Morrissey's dish here?
478
00:16:52.661 --> 00:16:55.296
- Whose what?
479
00:16:55.372 --> 00:16:57.392
- Shawn, we've been lost
for an hour.
480
00:16:57.416 --> 00:16:58.716
That dog's never coming back.
481
00:16:58.793 --> 00:16:59.717
[phone rings]
482
00:16:59.794 --> 00:17:01.394
- Babe of all babes.
483
00:17:01.471 --> 00:17:02.731
- I can't believe
you're in Santa Barbara.
484
00:17:02.755 --> 00:17:04.316
- What?
I can explain, babe.
485
00:17:04.340 --> 00:17:05.451
I was just trying to help.
486
00:17:05.475 --> 00:17:06.526
- Please don't.
Just stop.
487
00:17:06.550 --> 00:17:08.129
I'm here too.
488
00:17:08.153 --> 00:17:09.237
I need to talk to you
about dinner.
489
00:17:09.261 --> 00:17:10.489
- Right, dinner.
490
00:17:10.513 --> 00:17:12.207
- Cancel.
- I'm not gonna cancel.
491
00:17:12.231 --> 00:17:13.731
- I think we should cancel.
492
00:17:13.808 --> 00:17:15.535
- No, we're not gonna cancel.
Don't be silly.
493
00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:17.412
I already have something
in motion that's amazing.
494
00:17:17.436 --> 00:17:19.140
Tonight's gonna be a night
we remember forever.
495
00:17:19.164 --> 00:17:21.572
- Um... okay.
496
00:17:21.649 --> 00:17:24.792
I'm just... I'm stuck
at the airport,
497
00:17:24.869 --> 00:17:26.671
and I may need
a little extra time,
498
00:17:26.695 --> 00:17:27.815
so maybe we should just...
499
00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:29.382
- Hey, what you said is perfect.
500
00:17:29.406 --> 00:17:32.291
I'll see you tonight.
I love you.
501
00:17:32.368 --> 00:17:34.447
- [sighs]
502
00:17:34.471 --> 00:17:35.698
- She was giving you an out.
503
00:17:35.722 --> 00:17:37.182
- She sounded
really strange, Gus.
504
00:17:37.206 --> 00:17:38.339
- Like Lupita in "Us"?
505
00:17:38.415 --> 00:17:39.695
- No, well, which one?
506
00:17:39.759 --> 00:17:40.852
- "Tethered."
[clicks tongue]
507
00:17:40.876 --> 00:17:42.538
- No, not that strange.
508
00:17:42.562 --> 00:17:44.457
I just feel like I really
let her down this time.
509
00:17:44.481 --> 00:17:46.525
- You're protecting Lassie.
He begged us not to tell her.
510
00:17:46.549 --> 00:17:48.224
- It doesn't matter, Gus.
511
00:17:48.300 --> 00:17:50.496
I can't keep sneaking around
and lying like this anymore.
512
00:17:50.520 --> 00:17:53.312
She's probably sitting
at the airport all misty-eyed,
513
00:17:53.389 --> 00:17:54.766
wondering if I'll ever be
514
00:17:54.790 --> 00:17:56.493
the truthful grown-ass
man she deserves.
515
00:17:56.517 --> 00:17:59.077
What am I... Let's go home.
516
00:18:03.783 --> 00:18:06.709
[foreboding music]
517
00:18:06.786 --> 00:18:13.800
# #
518
00:18:17.413 --> 00:18:19.463
- This is Chief Lassiter.
519
00:18:19.540 --> 00:18:21.351
Shots fired.
I'm down.
520
00:18:21.375 --> 00:18:22.925
[gunshots]
521
00:18:23.002 --> 00:18:25.706
I have been ambushed
and shot multiple times.
522
00:18:25.730 --> 00:18:27.605
[gunshot]
523
00:18:28.900 --> 00:18:31.212
- We have an officer down.
All units respond.
524
00:18:31.236 --> 00:18:32.236
[gunshot]
525
00:18:32.303 --> 00:18:33.519
Situation critical.
526
00:18:33.596 --> 00:18:36.272
# #
527
00:18:36.348 --> 00:18:38.511
- They never found
the slug for it.
528
00:18:38.535 --> 00:18:40.609
# #
529
00:18:40.686 --> 00:18:42.664
There's a bullet missing
from the crime scene.
530
00:18:42.688 --> 00:18:49.669
# #
531
00:18:51.280 --> 00:18:52.746
[rustling]
532
00:18:52.823 --> 00:18:59.804
# #
533
00:19:03.417 --> 00:19:05.770
- I didn't see anything!
Don't shoot.
534
00:19:05.794 --> 00:19:07.397
- I'm not gonna hurt you.
- I'm sorry.
535
00:19:07.421 --> 00:19:08.701
I shouldn't have come back.
536
00:19:08.756 --> 00:19:10.898
- Look, you need
medical attention.
537
00:19:12.843 --> 00:19:14.393
And I need that bullet
in your leg.
538
00:19:14.470 --> 00:19:16.882
# #
539
00:19:16.906 --> 00:19:19.885
[Dean Martin's "Ain't That
a Kick in the Head"]
540
00:19:19.909 --> 00:19:24.695
# #
541
00:19:24.772 --> 00:19:26.530
- # How lucky can one guy be #
542
00:19:26.607 --> 00:19:27.540
- She's later than us.
Go!
543
00:19:27.617 --> 00:19:28.793
- Dude!
- Go, do it!
544
00:19:28.817 --> 00:19:29.742
She'll be here any second, man.
545
00:19:29.818 --> 00:19:31.619
Make it romantic.
546
00:19:31.695 --> 00:19:34.255
I'll plate the dinners.
You set the mood.
547
00:19:34.323 --> 00:19:35.675
- # Ain't that a kick
in the head #
548
00:19:35.699 --> 00:19:38.918
- Ooh,
next level petal-ing, Gus.
549
00:19:38.994 --> 00:19:42.379
- # She's telling me
we'll be wed #
550
00:19:42.456 --> 00:19:43.856
- Shawn, why did you
choose the menu
551
00:19:43.883 --> 00:19:45.018
from "A Charlie Brown
Thanksgiving"?
552
00:19:45.042 --> 00:19:46.561
- Because it's the only thing
they had
553
00:19:46.585 --> 00:19:47.509
at the gas station, Gus.
554
00:19:47.586 --> 00:19:49.312
- Come on, son.
555
00:19:49.388 --> 00:19:50.482
[phone ringtone plays]
- # I'm Mr. Bootyman#
556
00:19:50.506 --> 00:19:51.430
- Don't... don't answer that.
557
00:19:51.507 --> 00:19:52.525
- I couldn't if I wanted to.
558
00:19:52.549 --> 00:19:53.766
My phone is even worse now.
559
00:19:53.842 --> 00:19:54.861
None of the buttons are working.
560
00:19:54.885 --> 00:19:56.560
- Well, we reap what we sow.
561
00:19:56.637 --> 00:19:57.697
- # I'm Mr. Bootyman #
[keys jingling]
562
00:19:57.721 --> 00:19:59.491
- She's coming.
Okay!
563
00:19:59.515 --> 00:20:01.534
I gotta get the candles.
You sneak down the fire escape.
564
00:20:01.558 --> 00:20:04.568
- Cool.
Wait, fire escape?
565
00:20:04.645 --> 00:20:08.030
- I am really proud of how
you've handled all of this.
566
00:20:08.107 --> 00:20:10.449
It was big of you to bail
on Lassiter's case,
567
00:20:10.526 --> 00:20:12.785
especially with goblins
on the table.
568
00:20:12.861 --> 00:20:15.006
- Thank you, but I also know
that you're not sold
569
00:20:15.030 --> 00:20:16.834
on the guy who confessed
to shooting Lassie.
570
00:20:16.858 --> 00:20:19.833
But, babe, your neck
is way out there on this one.
571
00:20:19.910 --> 00:20:22.962
- Shawn Spencer, are you
the one worried about me
572
00:20:23.038 --> 00:20:24.672
sniffing around
where I shouldn't be?
573
00:20:24.748 --> 00:20:25.901
- That's right, it feels good
to be the adult
574
00:20:25.925 --> 00:20:27.060
in this relationship.
575
00:20:27.084 --> 00:20:28.144
- [laughs]
- Just this once.
576
00:20:28.168 --> 00:20:29.635
- Yeah.
577
00:20:29.712 --> 00:20:32.023
- Seriously, though, please
promise me
578
00:20:32.047 --> 00:20:34.607
that you'll let
the locals handle this one.
579
00:20:35.634 --> 00:20:37.112
- Of course.
- Of course.
580
00:20:37.136 --> 00:20:38.956
That being said,
I'm gonna take this list.
581
00:20:38.980 --> 00:20:40.573
I'm gonna do all
these errands for you,
582
00:20:40.597 --> 00:20:42.534
which include
"polishing Lassie's rod."
583
00:20:42.558 --> 00:20:44.995
But first, I'm gonna
wrap both of us
584
00:20:45.019 --> 00:20:46.369
in your favorite green Snuggie.
585
00:20:46.445 --> 00:20:47.778
- [gasps]
586
00:20:47.855 --> 00:20:49.541
- And we're gonna be in there
for a while.
587
00:20:49.565 --> 00:20:51.749
- It's in the big dresser
drawer with all the bedding!
588
00:20:52.860 --> 00:20:54.910
- Heh.
589
00:20:54.987 --> 00:20:57.007
[yelps]
What are you doing?
590
00:20:57.031 --> 00:20:58.622
- That fire escape was steep,
Shawn.
591
00:20:58.699 --> 00:21:01.136
- Come on, man.
It's been a couple of hours.
592
00:21:01.160 --> 00:21:03.720
Look, I told her all afternoon
that you were gonna be gone.
593
00:21:03.746 --> 00:21:04.982
Now you've turned me
into a liar again.
594
00:21:05.006 --> 00:21:06.391
- You are a liar.
- Your dad's a liar.
595
00:21:06.415 --> 00:21:07.998
- Did you tell her
about the hand?
596
00:21:08.075 --> 00:21:08.841
- No, because the hand
is not important,
597
00:21:08.917 --> 00:21:10.759
because we're off the case.
598
00:21:10.836 --> 00:21:12.397
Now give me this damn Snuggie.
- Get your own damn Snuggie.
599
00:21:12.421 --> 00:21:13.565
- This is my damn Snug...
600
00:21:13.589 --> 00:21:14.899
Ow!
- [grunts]
601
00:21:14.923 --> 00:21:16.140
- What's that?
602
00:21:16.216 --> 00:21:17.817
- Nothing, hon.
603
00:21:22.139 --> 00:21:23.689
Hey, babe.
604
00:21:23.766 --> 00:21:24.868
It's weird.
I can't find the Snuggie.
605
00:21:24.892 --> 00:21:26.567
But you know what?
606
00:21:26.643 --> 00:21:28.389
We don't need that particular
Snuggie, because...
607
00:21:28.413 --> 00:21:31.030
[phone ringtone plays]
- # I'm Mr. Bootyman #
608
00:21:31.106 --> 00:21:33.666
- Is that Gus' ringtone?
609
00:21:33.743 --> 00:21:36.535
- That is Gus' ringtone,
isn't it?
610
00:21:36.612 --> 00:21:39.913
He must have left his phone
here, silly black goose.
611
00:21:39.990 --> 00:21:42.550
I just remembered
where the Snuggie is.
612
00:21:42.626 --> 00:21:44.596
It's in the bedroom,
but it's deep.
613
00:21:44.620 --> 00:21:47.463
I think there's a depth to it.
Will you go look for it?
614
00:21:47.539 --> 00:21:48.881
- You just wanna see
who's calling
615
00:21:48.957 --> 00:21:50.060
so you can decide whether
or not to pick it up.
616
00:21:50.084 --> 00:21:51.717
- Will you marry me?
617
00:21:51.794 --> 00:21:52.988
- Only if we can have toast
and jelly beans for dinner
618
00:21:53.012 --> 00:21:54.053
every night.
619
00:21:54.129 --> 00:21:55.774
- Deal.
This is it.
620
00:21:55.798 --> 00:21:56.900
- That's where it's at.
- This is home base.
621
00:21:56.924 --> 00:21:58.858
- Yep.
622
00:21:58.934 --> 00:22:00.559
- Good God, man, turn that off.
623
00:22:00.636 --> 00:22:01.935
- I'm trying.
It's Woody.
624
00:22:02.012 --> 00:22:03.656
- Well, answer it.
He's got the hand.
625
00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:05.075
- I thought you said the hand
wasn't important.
626
00:22:05.099 --> 00:22:06.501
- Where did you get
a Nutri-Grain bar?
627
00:22:06.525 --> 00:22:07.992
- Don't worry about that, Shawn.
628
00:22:09.603 --> 00:22:10.694
- Mmm.
629
00:22:10.771 --> 00:22:12.905
Guys, first of all, thank you
630
00:22:12.981 --> 00:22:15.616
for the delicious smoked meats.
631
00:22:15.692 --> 00:22:17.187
- He ate the hand?
- He didn't eat the hand.
632
00:22:17.211 --> 00:22:18.963
I put some smoked meats
in with the hand.
633
00:22:18.987 --> 00:22:20.162
- Why would you do that?
634
00:22:20.239 --> 00:22:21.633
- Because it was $26
to mail the box
635
00:22:21.657 --> 00:22:23.109
whether it was full or not, Gus.
636
00:22:23.133 --> 00:22:24.135
I thought you of all people
could appreciate
637
00:22:24.159 --> 00:22:25.178
that level of frugality.
638
00:22:25.202 --> 00:22:26.835
Woody?
639
00:22:26.912 --> 00:22:27.972
- I have good news
and I have bad news.
640
00:22:27.996 --> 00:22:29.755
The venison, scrumptious!
641
00:22:29.832 --> 00:22:31.173
[chuckles]
642
00:22:31.250 --> 00:22:32.977
Oh, also there was
a usable print
643
00:22:33.001 --> 00:22:34.204
on one of the dead guy's
fingers.
644
00:22:34.228 --> 00:22:35.271
I got a name for the victim.
645
00:22:35.295 --> 00:22:37.846
Some hotshot manufacturing CEO
646
00:22:37.923 --> 00:22:39.431
named Devon Tileback.
647
00:22:39.508 --> 00:22:41.152
- Devon.
Okay, okay.
648
00:22:41.176 --> 00:22:42.726
What's the bad news?
649
00:22:42.803 --> 00:22:44.280
- Shawn, the buffalo was chewy.
650
00:22:44.304 --> 00:22:45.990
Tasted a little bit
like fingernails.
651
00:22:46.014 --> 00:22:47.200
- That makes sense.
It was actually tofuffalo.
652
00:22:47.224 --> 00:22:49.942
- Oh, tofuffalo.
Okay.
653
00:22:50.018 --> 00:22:51.538
- Damn it, now we've got
a real murder case
654
00:22:51.562 --> 00:22:52.473
and a real victim.
655
00:22:52.497 --> 00:22:53.987
- Nope, no, no, no.
656
00:22:54.064 --> 00:22:55.542
He wasn't murdered
or dissolved by a witch.
657
00:22:55.566 --> 00:22:56.907
He committed suicide.
658
00:22:56.984 --> 00:22:58.729
- Suicide?
- Yeah, about a week ago.
659
00:22:58.753 --> 00:23:00.689
Jumped off a bridge
into the Santa Ynez River.
660
00:23:00.713 --> 00:23:02.298
Body was never found
until now, I guess.
661
00:23:02.322 --> 00:23:03.716
[clattering, baby coos]
662
00:23:03.740 --> 00:23:07.009
Luka, no.
No, sweetie.
663
00:23:07.086 --> 00:23:09.962
Butterfly's baby is playing
with a spleen again.
664
00:23:10.038 --> 00:23:11.850
I should go.
- Yeah, you should.
665
00:23:11.874 --> 00:23:13.590
- Well, this great.
666
00:23:13.667 --> 00:23:15.019
There's no ghost.
It's open and shut.
667
00:23:15.043 --> 00:23:16.102
We're off the hook.
668
00:23:16.178 --> 00:23:17.895
- No, Gus, this is bad.
669
00:23:17.972 --> 00:23:20.191
The suicide, the hand
turning up behind the hospital
670
00:23:20.215 --> 00:23:22.026
where Lassie's seeing ghosts...
Come on.
671
00:23:22.050 --> 00:23:23.320
Jules is gonna go right back
down there
672
00:23:23.344 --> 00:23:24.643
when she hears all this stuff.
673
00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:25.905
We have to save her
from herself.
674
00:23:25.929 --> 00:23:27.213
- What does that even mean?
675
00:23:27.289 --> 00:23:28.700
- It means we go back
to Santa Barbara
676
00:23:28.724 --> 00:23:30.149
and start lying again.
677
00:23:30.225 --> 00:23:31.327
Be careful for spiders.
678
00:23:31.351 --> 00:23:33.152
- [stammers]
679
00:23:33.228 --> 00:23:35.529
Shawn!
- Here comes the tickler!
680
00:23:35.606 --> 00:23:38.532
[eerie music]
681
00:23:38.609 --> 00:23:45.589
# #
682
00:23:48.744 --> 00:23:50.678
- [exclaiming]
683
00:23:51.955 --> 00:23:53.139
[gunshot]
684
00:23:54.333 --> 00:23:55.841
[whines]
685
00:23:55.918 --> 00:23:57.009
- Morrissey?
686
00:23:57.085 --> 00:23:58.969
[whines]
687
00:23:59.046 --> 00:24:00.679
No.
688
00:24:00.756 --> 00:24:02.901
What have I told you
about getting up on the bed?
689
00:24:02.925 --> 00:24:05.642
Down.
690
00:24:05.719 --> 00:24:07.561
Off.
691
00:24:07.638 --> 00:24:09.758
I can move you off me
any time I want to.
692
00:24:09.806 --> 00:24:11.023
[whines]
693
00:24:11.099 --> 00:24:12.316
[sighs]
694
00:24:12.392 --> 00:24:13.284
Actually, that's not true,
is it?
695
00:24:13.360 --> 00:24:15.152
[high-pitched whine]
696
00:24:15.229 --> 00:24:17.229
You think I'm a fraud,
don't you?
697
00:24:17.272 --> 00:24:18.666
You think they're gonna
retire me,
698
00:24:18.690 --> 00:24:21.617
gonna be a burden to my family.
699
00:24:21.693 --> 00:24:23.213
Gonna sit in the La-z-Boy
the rest of my life
700
00:24:23.237 --> 00:24:25.037
yelling at the TV.
701
00:24:25.113 --> 00:24:28.957
Oh, crap, that would suck.
702
00:24:29.034 --> 00:24:31.802
I'm gonna level with you, dog,
just between you and I.
703
00:24:31.879 --> 00:24:34.213
I don't know if I'm ever gonna
walk again.
704
00:24:34.289 --> 00:24:36.965
- [grunting]
705
00:24:37.042 --> 00:24:39.760
- What are you looking at?
706
00:24:39.836 --> 00:24:41.053
- [groans]
707
00:24:41.129 --> 00:24:44.056
[suspenseful music]
708
00:24:44.132 --> 00:24:49.728
# #
709
00:24:49.805 --> 00:24:52.531
[moans]
- You see that, right?
710
00:24:52.608 --> 00:24:53.815
[groans]
711
00:24:53.892 --> 00:24:55.170
I mean, that guy's
really bleeding.
712
00:24:55.194 --> 00:24:57.778
Come on, dog, tell me
I'm not crazy.
713
00:24:57.854 --> 00:25:00.166
- Of course you're not crazy.
You're a Lassiter.
714
00:25:00.190 --> 00:25:02.032
- I thought I told you
to leave me alone.
715
00:25:02.109 --> 00:25:05.619
- I know, son, but we have
so much catching up to do.
716
00:25:05.696 --> 00:25:07.963
# #
717
00:25:12.761 --> 00:25:15.045
- Oh, Lassie, Lassie, Lassie.
718
00:25:15.122 --> 00:25:18.882
Look, we believe that you saw
something last night,
719
00:25:18.959 --> 00:25:20.842
but why would a man
soaked in blood
720
00:25:20.919 --> 00:25:23.053
sneak into some stables
at a recovery house?
721
00:25:23.130 --> 00:25:26.098
- I know what I saw.
- Did anybody else see this?
722
00:25:26.174 --> 00:25:27.274
- Yes.
723
00:25:29.928 --> 00:25:31.114
- A dog?
724
00:25:31.138 --> 00:25:33.230
- Oh, my God,
Morrissey ate Dolores.
725
00:25:33.307 --> 00:25:34.690
- Dolores is fine.
726
00:25:34.766 --> 00:25:37.150
- Look, Lassie,
we're trying here, man.
727
00:25:37.227 --> 00:25:38.151
We are.
728
00:25:38.228 --> 00:25:39.736
But that hand, remember?
729
00:25:39.813 --> 00:25:41.463
The hand that Morrissey found
belongs to
730
00:25:41.540 --> 00:25:43.624
some techie CEO that
took a dive into the river.
731
00:25:43.701 --> 00:25:45.867
It has nothing to do with you
or the Herschel House.
732
00:25:45.944 --> 00:25:48.370
And keeping these trips secret
is proving very difficult.
733
00:25:48.447 --> 00:25:50.622
Gus slept in a drawer
last night.
734
00:25:50.699 --> 00:25:52.010
- Full disclosure,
it's the best sleep
735
00:25:52.034 --> 00:25:53.333
I've had in years.
736
00:25:53.410 --> 00:25:55.013
I might even stay there
again tonight.
737
00:25:55.037 --> 00:25:56.347
- Yeah, guess again.
- You'll never know.
738
00:25:56.371 --> 00:25:58.130
- Regardless, your only
witness is a dog,
739
00:25:58.206 --> 00:25:59.965
who I'm not convinced
didn't eat a nurse.
740
00:26:00.042 --> 00:26:03.060
- Guys, please,
just check out the stables
741
00:26:03.137 --> 00:26:04.772
and then you can tell me
I'm crazy.
742
00:26:04.796 --> 00:26:06.190
- He said "please."
- He did.
743
00:26:06.214 --> 00:26:07.214
- Shoot.
744
00:26:07.249 --> 00:26:10.142
[upbeat music]
745
00:26:10.218 --> 00:26:12.394
# #
746
00:26:12.471 --> 00:26:14.321
[phone rings]
747
00:26:16.892 --> 00:26:18.077
- [gasps] Selene.
748
00:26:18.101 --> 00:26:19.735
- Oh, hi, Juliet.
749
00:26:19.811 --> 00:26:21.956
Do you know where I can file
a missing person's report?
750
00:26:21.980 --> 00:26:25.282
- Oh, yeah, I can do
that for you right away.
751
00:26:25.359 --> 00:26:26.836
Who's it for?
- Gus.
752
00:26:26.860 --> 00:26:28.293
- Gus?
753
00:26:28.370 --> 00:26:29.380
- Yes, he's not at work
and he hasn't answered
754
00:26:29.404 --> 00:26:30.704
his phone in two days.
755
00:26:30.781 --> 00:26:32.084
And I've called
from lots of phones.
756
00:26:32.108 --> 00:26:34.675
- Selene, come on, it's Gus.
It's fine.
757
00:26:34.752 --> 00:26:37.096
He doesn't have
a deceptive bone in his... oh.
758
00:26:37.120 --> 00:26:38.222
You know what?
759
00:26:38.246 --> 00:26:40.097
He left his phone at our house
760
00:26:40.174 --> 00:26:42.060
when they got back
from Santa Barbara.
761
00:26:42.084 --> 00:26:43.392
- What?
762
00:26:43.469 --> 00:26:45.063
He didn't tell me he was going
to Santa Barbara.
763
00:26:45.087 --> 00:26:46.386
- Neither did Shawn.
764
00:26:46.463 --> 00:26:48.207
That's 'cause they were
sneaking around
765
00:26:48.231 --> 00:26:49.484
on a case they didn't want me
to know about.
766
00:26:49.508 --> 00:26:50.726
- And that doesn't upset you?
- No.
767
00:26:50.750 --> 00:26:52.384
It makes it easier for me
768
00:26:52.461 --> 00:26:54.072
to sneak around and investigate
cases they don't know about.
769
00:26:54.096 --> 00:26:55.863
- Juliet, there's something
or someone
770
00:26:55.939 --> 00:26:57.033
he's not telling me about.
771
00:26:57.057 --> 00:26:58.699
- Oh, is this about the nurse?
772
00:27:00.477 --> 00:27:03.737
- What nurse?
773
00:27:03.814 --> 00:27:06.031
- Oh, no, it's nothing.
774
00:27:06.108 --> 00:27:09.062
Lassiter's nurse,
she's just very sweet,
775
00:27:09.086 --> 00:27:10.797
and she just seems
to really like Gus.
776
00:27:10.821 --> 00:27:12.245
Super innocent.
777
00:27:12.322 --> 00:27:15.874
Sorry, why would Kessler
contradict his own alibi?
778
00:27:15.951 --> 00:27:17.738
Unless he was forced to.
779
00:27:17.762 --> 00:27:19.111
You know what, Selene?
780
00:27:19.188 --> 00:27:20.732
I am sorry, I have to go
to Santa Barbara
781
00:27:20.756 --> 00:27:23.390
and get a prisoner to recant
his confession.
782
00:27:23.467 --> 00:27:26.802
Gus is way into you.
Try not to spiral over nothing.
783
00:27:26.878 --> 00:27:28.929
Bye!
784
00:27:29.005 --> 00:27:30.389
- A nurse isn't nothing.
785
00:27:30.465 --> 00:27:32.849
[laid-back music]
786
00:27:32.926 --> 00:27:35.455
- All right,
I guess the bloody figure
787
00:27:35.479 --> 00:27:37.990
would have had to come
through here.
788
00:27:38.014 --> 00:27:40.065
- Man, even the stables
are spotless.
789
00:27:40.142 --> 00:27:42.582
I'd even eat off this floor.
- You'd eat off any floor.
790
00:27:44.113 --> 00:27:45.237
Now, why would they keep
791
00:27:45.313 --> 00:27:47.447
all this medical equipment
down here?
792
00:27:47.524 --> 00:27:49.958
That doesn't make any sense.
793
00:27:50.035 --> 00:27:51.910
What are these?
794
00:27:51.987 --> 00:27:53.295
- Ice chips.
795
00:27:53.372 --> 00:27:54.966
They give them to patients
during therapy
796
00:27:54.990 --> 00:27:56.400
when they can't hold down
solid food.
797
00:27:56.424 --> 00:27:58.278
What are you doing?
Are you eating that?
798
00:27:58.302 --> 00:28:00.502
- Dude, there's, like, five
different flavors in there.
799
00:28:00.579 --> 00:28:02.357
- You can't do that, Shawn.
It's impolite.
800
00:28:02.381 --> 00:28:03.305
- Impolite?
801
00:28:03.382 --> 00:28:04.382
You ate a Nutri-Grain bar
802
00:28:04.458 --> 00:28:06.174
that you found in an armoire.
803
00:28:06.251 --> 00:28:08.438
- Exactly, it didn't belong
to anyone... oh, my gosh.
804
00:28:08.462 --> 00:28:09.605
Blue raspberry.
805
00:28:09.629 --> 00:28:11.847
- Now you see what I'm saying.
806
00:28:11.923 --> 00:28:13.440
This is like a Concord grape.
807
00:28:13.517 --> 00:28:17.018
- Excuse me.
Good morning.
808
00:28:17.095 --> 00:28:19.271
Are you eating
the patients' ice chips?
809
00:28:19.347 --> 00:28:21.148
- I am not.
He is.
810
00:28:21.224 --> 00:28:22.618
- That's not true.
- We're sorry.
811
00:28:22.642 --> 00:28:25.277
We're just... we're both fans
of delicious flavor.
812
00:28:25.353 --> 00:28:27.498
- We're friends of the Chief.
Carlton Lassiter.
813
00:28:27.522 --> 00:28:29.810
- Ah, friends of the Chief's.
814
00:28:29.834 --> 00:28:31.294
Hi.
- Hello.
815
00:28:31.318 --> 00:28:32.920
- I'm Dr. Herschel.
This is my facility.
816
00:28:32.944 --> 00:28:35.129
Those are my ice chips.
817
00:28:36.364 --> 00:28:37.644
- Oh.
818
00:28:39.034 --> 00:28:40.946
- I'd like to remind you,
gentlemen,
819
00:28:40.970 --> 00:28:44.588
that the areas marked
"restricted" are restricted,
820
00:28:44.664 --> 00:28:47.299
because they are restricted.
821
00:28:47.375 --> 00:28:49.329
- That feels fair.
- Mm-hmm.
822
00:28:49.353 --> 00:28:51.522
- We were wondering, did you
have any unexpected visitors
823
00:28:51.546 --> 00:28:54.139
late last night
who had been attacked violently
824
00:28:54.216 --> 00:28:55.568
and perhaps large pools of blood
825
00:28:55.592 --> 00:28:58.338
in this general area
maybe headed that way?
826
00:28:58.362 --> 00:28:59.936
- No, no pools of blood.
827
00:29:00.013 --> 00:29:01.632
- Any people living
in your pipes?
828
00:29:01.656 --> 00:29:03.201
- Maybe speaking their own
tongue, perhaps Parsel.
829
00:29:03.225 --> 00:29:04.941
- I'm fairly certain we do not.
830
00:29:05.018 --> 00:29:06.579
- I feel like we're making
some serious strides here.
831
00:29:06.603 --> 00:29:08.028
- Yes.
832
00:29:08.104 --> 00:29:09.540
- What about
one-handed patients?
833
00:29:09.564 --> 00:29:10.350
Be it by birth,
industrial accident,
834
00:29:10.374 --> 00:29:12.157
or voodoo.
835
00:29:12.234 --> 00:29:14.594
- 100% of our patients have
100% of their appendages.
836
00:29:14.653 --> 00:29:17.162
May I ask, gentlemen,
what is this about?
837
00:29:17.239 --> 00:29:18.580
- Say nothing.
838
00:29:18.657 --> 00:29:19.998
- Carlton may have seen
a zombie.
839
00:29:20.075 --> 00:29:21.552
- [quacks] What are you doing?
840
00:29:21.576 --> 00:29:22.576
- [grunts]
841
00:29:22.619 --> 00:29:24.364
- It was not a zombie, sir.
842
00:29:24.388 --> 00:29:26.432
It was a normal man possibly
infected with rage,
843
00:29:26.456 --> 00:29:28.215
drenched in his own blood.
844
00:29:28.291 --> 00:29:29.578
And, oh, did you know there are
bodies in your fields?
845
00:29:29.602 --> 00:29:32.019
- [squeaks]
- Now I'm doing it.
846
00:29:33.588 --> 00:29:36.306
You.
You're good.
847
00:29:36.383 --> 00:29:38.569
You are very good
at extracting confessions.
848
00:29:38.593 --> 00:29:39.985
- Impressive.
849
00:29:41.721 --> 00:29:45.023
- I know that the Chief
has been seeing things
850
00:29:45.100 --> 00:29:46.483
that are unexplainable.
851
00:29:46.560 --> 00:29:48.287
Believe me, we are doing
everything in our power
852
00:29:48.311 --> 00:29:50.540
to help him work through this
during his recovery.
853
00:29:50.564 --> 00:29:52.531
We even sent for a specialist
854
00:29:52.607 --> 00:29:54.908
all the way from the island
of Cuba to help,
855
00:29:54.985 --> 00:29:59.120
Mr. A.V. Catalon, a renowned
homeoneurotraumatist.
856
00:29:59.197 --> 00:30:01.634
- Dr. Herschel, I'm going
to be honest with you.
857
00:30:01.658 --> 00:30:03.978
That title sounds like you
made it up right this second.
858
00:30:04.002 --> 00:30:06.169
- Do you have a picture
of this alleged Dr. Catalon?
859
00:30:06.246 --> 00:30:08.358
- All you have to do is look
into the flap of his book.
860
00:30:08.382 --> 00:30:09.392
- [in British accent] What?
861
00:30:09.416 --> 00:30:10.410
He wrote a book?
862
00:30:10.434 --> 00:30:12.008
[both laugh]
863
00:30:12.085 --> 00:30:13.479
- May I be honest with you,
gentlemen?
864
00:30:13.503 --> 00:30:15.053
- Please, sir.
865
00:30:15.130 --> 00:30:16.416
- The Chief's behavior
is perfectly within
866
00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:18.150
the realm of normal for someone
867
00:30:18.174 --> 00:30:21.226
who has experienced
such severe trauma.
868
00:30:21.303 --> 00:30:23.562
The only danger is if somebody
869
00:30:23.638 --> 00:30:26.281
were to fuel his fantasies.
870
00:30:29.060 --> 00:30:30.277
Am I being clear?
871
00:30:30.353 --> 00:30:31.954
- Yes.
- Good.
872
00:30:32.030 --> 00:30:35.240
Now, if I am ever to see
you two gentlemen again,
873
00:30:35.317 --> 00:30:38.159
I hope it is in the area
marked "for visitors,"
874
00:30:38.236 --> 00:30:41.204
because that's where visitors
875
00:30:41.281 --> 00:30:44.466
do their visiting.
876
00:30:44.543 --> 00:30:46.251
- It tracks.
877
00:30:46.328 --> 00:30:48.587
- Good day.
878
00:30:48.663 --> 00:30:50.589
- Good day.
879
00:30:50.665 --> 00:30:54.634
- Wait for it...
- Good, good.
880
00:30:54.711 --> 00:30:56.147
Good, good.
- Clear.
881
00:30:56.171 --> 00:30:59.097
[exciting music]
882
00:30:59.174 --> 00:31:01.099
# #
883
00:31:01.176 --> 00:31:02.295
I like to suck on the tips.
884
00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:03.446
- What?
885
00:31:03.470 --> 00:31:06.321
# #
886
00:31:08.317 --> 00:31:09.686
- O'Hara.
- Hmm?
887
00:31:09.710 --> 00:31:11.662
- There you are.
- You got it, didn't you?
888
00:31:11.686 --> 00:31:14.206
Police Commissioner,
I can't believe it!
889
00:31:14.272 --> 00:31:15.499
You'll come back
and visit us, right?
890
00:31:15.523 --> 00:31:17.374
- No, final interviews
are later today,
891
00:31:17.451 --> 00:31:18.959
and I'm just one of three.
892
00:31:19.036 --> 00:31:20.296
It's an honor to be considered.
- Mm-hmm.
893
00:31:20.320 --> 00:31:21.536
- Oh, scratch that.
894
00:31:21.613 --> 00:31:23.275
I want it, I need it,
it is mine to lose.
895
00:31:23.299 --> 00:31:24.664
- Yeah.
896
00:31:24.741 --> 00:31:26.352
So why'd you wanna talk
to me so bad?
897
00:31:26.376 --> 00:31:28.543
- Ballistics is having
a little trouble identifying
898
00:31:28.620 --> 00:31:30.064
this slug that
you brought in yesterday,
899
00:31:30.088 --> 00:31:31.588
and I don't recall
the case it's from.
900
00:31:31.665 --> 00:31:34.758
- Oh, I was just
crossing some Ts
901
00:31:34.834 --> 00:31:37.385
in the Embarcadero Shipping
case.
902
00:31:37.462 --> 00:31:39.429
- Okay.
Then, good.
903
00:31:39.506 --> 00:31:41.648
- Yeah.
- And, O'Hara...
904
00:31:41.725 --> 00:31:43.350
- Yes, Chief?
905
00:31:43.426 --> 00:31:44.820
- If you're going to go
after Lassiter's shooter,
906
00:31:44.844 --> 00:31:48.633
please do us the courtesy
of clocking out first
907
00:31:48.657 --> 00:31:50.482
and never lie to me,
908
00:31:50.558 --> 00:31:52.534
even if you think
it's for my own protection.
909
00:31:53.770 --> 00:31:55.487
- I'm sorry.
910
00:31:55.563 --> 00:31:57.489
- I thought they had
someone in custody.
911
00:31:57.565 --> 00:31:59.485
- They do.
- And he confessed?
912
00:31:59.526 --> 00:32:01.076
- He did.
913
00:32:01.152 --> 00:32:03.495
I can explain.
- Oh, I didn't ask you to.
914
00:32:03.571 --> 00:32:06.414
And I don't need to remind you
how many cold-blooded killers
915
00:32:06.491 --> 00:32:08.383
get off on technicalities.
916
00:32:10.495 --> 00:32:12.179
[elevator dings]
917
00:32:16.101 --> 00:32:17.645
- So, you're going
to Santa Barbara to see
918
00:32:17.669 --> 00:32:19.177
about a prisoner, huh?
919
00:32:19.254 --> 00:32:20.804
Well, I'm going to see
about a nurse.
920
00:32:20.880 --> 00:32:23.682
[whimsical music]
921
00:32:23.758 --> 00:32:26.735
[cat toy jingles]
922
00:32:28.138 --> 00:32:30.800
- Gus, is this place starting
to mess with your head?
923
00:32:30.824 --> 00:32:33.285
I suddenly have the urge
to give myself a tongue bath.
924
00:32:33.309 --> 00:32:36.027
- Focus, Shawn.
- Right.
925
00:32:36.104 --> 00:32:38.288
- Look, I don't get it.
926
00:32:38.365 --> 00:32:40.082
Devon Tileback's life
was perfect.
927
00:32:40.158 --> 00:32:41.366
His company just went public.
928
00:32:41.443 --> 00:32:42.812
Why would he jump off a bridge?
929
00:32:42.836 --> 00:32:44.828
He just started spending
his money like a boss.
930
00:32:44.904 --> 00:32:46.329
He had everything left
to live for.
931
00:32:46.406 --> 00:32:48.289
- I don't know, Gus.
932
00:32:48.366 --> 00:32:49.708
But Lassiter is spiraling
933
00:32:49.784 --> 00:32:51.303
with every single
unanswered question.
934
00:32:51.327 --> 00:32:52.607
We need to prove something,
935
00:32:52.671 --> 00:32:54.324
even if it's not what
we wanna prove.
936
00:32:54.348 --> 00:32:55.797
We've ruled out the hell hag.
937
00:32:55.874 --> 00:32:57.893
Maybe we take a harder look
at Tileback.
938
00:32:57.917 --> 00:33:00.686
Now what are we missing?
939
00:33:02.130 --> 00:33:05.056
[dramatic music]
940
00:33:05.133 --> 00:33:12.114
# #
941
00:33:17.604 --> 00:33:19.457
That doesn't make sense.
- What?
942
00:33:19.481 --> 00:33:21.614
- Our guy worked from
morning till night, right?
943
00:33:21.691 --> 00:33:24.229
So what's he doing driving
all the way into the hills
944
00:33:24.253 --> 00:33:26.244
to the Vikings Den Ice Bar?
945
00:33:26.321 --> 00:33:27.882
- An ice cream bar?
- No, no, no, ice bar.
946
00:33:27.906 --> 00:33:30.259
The ones where
they give you a parka
947
00:33:30.283 --> 00:33:31.927
and they have
subzero temperatures.
948
00:33:31.951 --> 00:33:33.637
They're either
for tourists or Eskimos.
949
00:33:33.661 --> 00:33:35.795
- He could be an Eskimo.
What?
950
00:33:35.872 --> 00:33:38.142
- Let's go get loaded
for Lassie.
951
00:33:38.166 --> 00:33:40.258
[indistinct announcement]
952
00:33:40.335 --> 00:33:41.384
[door buzzes]
953
00:33:41.461 --> 00:33:44.387
[tense music]
954
00:33:44.464 --> 00:33:46.848
# #
955
00:33:46.925 --> 00:33:48.558
- You're not a public defender.
956
00:33:48.635 --> 00:33:50.435
- No, wait, Mr. Kessler.
957
00:33:50.512 --> 00:33:52.531
I just don't want you to make
a mistake by going to jail
958
00:33:52.555 --> 00:33:55.273
for a crime you did not commit.
959
00:33:55.350 --> 00:33:57.495
Look, I know you've had
a lot of heartbreaks
960
00:33:57.519 --> 00:33:59.497
in your life,
but you can get out of this.
961
00:33:59.521 --> 00:34:00.539
I can help you.
962
00:34:00.563 --> 00:34:02.142
- No, you can't, okay?
963
00:34:02.166 --> 00:34:03.782
They're everywhere.
They're here.
964
00:34:03.858 --> 00:34:05.675
They know everything.
965
00:34:05.752 --> 00:34:08.870
- Think about your wife.
- Look, you don't get it, okay?
966
00:34:08.947 --> 00:34:11.539
I can't trust anyone.
I'm fully exposed in here.
967
00:34:11.616 --> 00:34:13.636
- Don't let anybody force you
to do this.
968
00:34:13.660 --> 00:34:16.753
Think about your child.
- Wait, wait, wait.
969
00:34:16.830 --> 00:34:19.881
You have a kid, and you're
willing to go to jail
970
00:34:19.958 --> 00:34:21.382
for nothing?
971
00:34:21.459 --> 00:34:22.686
What the hell is wrong with you?
972
00:34:22.710 --> 00:34:24.396
- The hell is this?
- Nobody.
973
00:34:24.420 --> 00:34:25.940
- Nobody?
974
00:34:25.964 --> 00:34:28.473
I'm your best friend.
- Best friend?
975
00:34:28.550 --> 00:34:29.944
- What, you brought
your best friend with you?
976
00:34:29.968 --> 00:34:31.434
Look, you know what?
I'm done.
977
00:34:31.511 --> 00:34:32.947
I'm done with you guys.
- You know what?
978
00:34:32.971 --> 00:34:34.698
You're right, we are done,
you ol' deadbeat D'Andre.
979
00:34:34.722 --> 00:34:35.908
- No, look, wait...
- Peace out.
980
00:34:35.932 --> 00:34:37.868
- What?
Kessler, wait.
981
00:34:37.892 --> 00:34:39.932
- Open the door.
- We are not done.
982
00:34:41.980 --> 00:34:43.655
- You know what?
983
00:34:43.731 --> 00:34:45.532
I may have overreacted slightly.
984
00:34:45.608 --> 00:34:47.325
- May...
985
00:34:47.402 --> 00:34:50.315
[sneaky music]
986
00:34:50.339 --> 00:34:55.634
# #
987
00:34:55.710 --> 00:34:57.460
- I don't like this, Shawn.
988
00:34:57.537 --> 00:34:59.557
We're the only non-motorcycle
in this parking lot
989
00:34:59.581 --> 00:35:00.766
and these people are
extra white,
990
00:35:00.790 --> 00:35:02.340
which is never good.
991
00:35:02.417 --> 00:35:03.978
- Well, you'll just have
to be extra black, then.
992
00:35:04.002 --> 00:35:05.677
- You bet.
993
00:35:05.753 --> 00:35:07.470
[dramatic music]
994
00:35:07.547 --> 00:35:09.347
- These mittens are
awfully restrictive,
995
00:35:09.424 --> 00:35:10.943
and I'm afraid my hat
used to be a raccoon.
996
00:35:10.967 --> 00:35:12.475
- The fur is fake, Shawn.
997
00:35:12.552 --> 00:35:14.446
What we should have done
was waited to see if
998
00:35:14.470 --> 00:35:16.240
any more of those fancy brown
earmuffs became available.
999
00:35:16.264 --> 00:35:17.741
- Let's just get
the information we need,
1000
00:35:17.765 --> 00:35:19.845
drink some chilled moonshine,
and bounce out of here.
1001
00:35:19.893 --> 00:35:21.276
- Hello.
1002
00:35:21.352 --> 00:35:24.432
- Hi, you must be
the vodka consigliere?
1003
00:35:24.456 --> 00:35:25.736
- What the hell is this?
1004
00:35:29.777 --> 00:35:32.704
- What can you tell us
about Devon Tileback?
1005
00:35:32.780 --> 00:35:34.008
- Don't talk about Devon
in here.
1006
00:35:34.032 --> 00:35:35.456
- Why not?
1007
00:35:35.533 --> 00:35:36.853
- He owed a lot of money.
1008
00:35:36.877 --> 00:35:38.501
- What?
That dude was loaded.
1009
00:35:38.578 --> 00:35:42.255
- Look, he was a good guy,
but he was starting to lose it.
1010
00:35:42.332 --> 00:35:44.727
Kept going on about
all of his dark secrets
1011
00:35:44.751 --> 00:35:46.384
being exposed.
1012
00:35:46.461 --> 00:35:47.771
- First of all, thank you
for being so forthcoming.
1013
00:35:47.795 --> 00:35:49.023
It's refreshing.
- Yeah.
1014
00:35:49.047 --> 00:35:50.388
- What secrets do you mean?
1015
00:35:50.465 --> 00:35:53.558
- [speaking Norwegian] Hello.
1016
00:35:53.635 --> 00:35:55.922
[speaking Norwegian]
1017
00:35:55.946 --> 00:35:57.854
- Hmm?
1018
00:35:57.931 --> 00:36:00.732
- Ova.
This is my place.
1019
00:36:00.808 --> 00:36:02.448
Both: Oh.
- Yes.
1020
00:36:02.477 --> 00:36:04.444
You're just the man we'd like
to speak with.
1021
00:36:04.520 --> 00:36:06.081
- Question: do you have
any more of
1022
00:36:06.105 --> 00:36:08.083
those smoky topaz-brown
earmuffs?
1023
00:36:08.107 --> 00:36:12.577
- Those are for our VIPs,
and we're all out.
1024
00:36:12.654 --> 00:36:14.913
Have you ever been to Norway?
1025
00:36:14.989 --> 00:36:16.748
- Just once
with my brother-in-law.
1026
00:36:16.824 --> 00:36:18.086
- We don't talk about that,
Shawn.
1027
00:36:18.110 --> 00:36:19.630
- Ova, I'm going to be honest
with you.
1028
00:36:19.661 --> 00:36:21.294
Neither of us have heard
of this joint,
1029
00:36:21.371 --> 00:36:23.880
and I wasn't even aware
this mountain existed.
1030
00:36:23.957 --> 00:36:26.068
- Well, we just opened
last year.
1031
00:36:26.092 --> 00:36:27.871
This is my second chapter.
1032
00:36:27.895 --> 00:36:30.511
I used to run
a different business,
1033
00:36:30.588 --> 00:36:33.231
successful and rewarding
in its own way,
1034
00:36:33.308 --> 00:36:36.976
but life has a way
of giving you a new direction.
1035
00:36:37.053 --> 00:36:38.519
- It does.
1036
00:36:38.596 --> 00:36:39.874
- Can I treat you to
a favorite of mine
1037
00:36:39.898 --> 00:36:40.908
from back home?
1038
00:36:40.932 --> 00:36:42.649
- Is it Oreo-flavored?
1039
00:36:42.725 --> 00:36:44.304
- It is not.
1040
00:36:44.328 --> 00:36:47.487
It is cask-aged
by my family in Flekkefjord
1041
00:36:47.563 --> 00:36:50.615
for the last 120 years.
1042
00:36:50.692 --> 00:36:51.983
- Not to seem ungrateful,
1043
00:36:52.059 --> 00:36:53.826
but do you have
anything Russian?
1044
00:36:53.903 --> 00:36:56.441
- Gentlemen,
Norwegian tradition.
1045
00:36:56.465 --> 00:36:58.717
First, we look
into each other's eyes...
1046
00:36:58.741 --> 00:36:59.666
- Mm.
1047
00:36:59.742 --> 00:37:01.011
- And we say:
1048
00:37:01.035 --> 00:37:04.012
[singing in Norwegian]
1049
00:37:08.668 --> 00:37:09.937
Skal!
- Cheers!
1050
00:37:09.961 --> 00:37:11.311
- And cheers!
1051
00:37:13.006 --> 00:37:15.607
Ah, kerosene.
- Uh!
1052
00:37:17.719 --> 00:37:20.061
[dramatic music]
1053
00:37:20.138 --> 00:37:23.815
- Tell me, who is the bearded
Daryl Hannah over there?
1054
00:37:23.891 --> 00:37:25.703
- That's Per.
He's my son.
1055
00:37:25.727 --> 00:37:27.827
Both:
Ah.
1056
00:37:29.772 --> 00:37:31.583
- He's also clearly
within earshot.
1057
00:37:31.607 --> 00:37:34.659
He's already displeased
with me and my career choices.
1058
00:37:34.736 --> 00:37:36.744
Perhaps we all stop
gawking at him?
1059
00:37:36.821 --> 00:37:38.955
- Fair enough.
Gus, we need to go.
1060
00:37:39.032 --> 00:37:40.860
- We do, but first,
I need to go.
1061
00:37:40.884 --> 00:37:43.444
This vodka went
right through me.
1062
00:37:44.912 --> 00:37:46.504
- Thank you
for your hospitality, Ova.
1063
00:37:46.581 --> 00:37:47.975
We'll be back to wear
these coats again,
1064
00:37:47.999 --> 00:37:49.465
I can assure you.
1065
00:37:49.542 --> 00:37:50.750
Can we reserve two pair of
1066
00:37:50.827 --> 00:37:53.511
the extra plush
russet brown earmuffs?
1067
00:37:53.588 --> 00:37:55.733
- Be sure to put you
on the top of the list.
1068
00:37:55.757 --> 00:38:02.696
# #
1069
00:38:06.017 --> 00:38:07.367
[zipper hisses]
1070
00:38:13.858 --> 00:38:14.952
[phone ringtone plays]
1071
00:38:14.976 --> 00:38:16.826
- # I'm Mr. Bootyman #
1072
00:38:16.903 --> 00:38:18.828
# I'm Mr. Bootyman #
1073
00:38:18.905 --> 00:38:20.591
# I'm looking for a cutie #
1074
00:38:20.615 --> 00:38:22.582
# With a booty, understand #
1075
00:38:22.658 --> 00:38:25.877
# I'm Mr. Bootyman
I'm Mr. Bootyman #
1076
00:38:25.953 --> 00:38:27.712
- Stop it.
Stop it.
1077
00:38:27.789 --> 00:38:29.183
Stop it.
[camera snaps]
1078
00:38:29.207 --> 00:38:30.965
- What the hell?
1079
00:38:31.042 --> 00:38:33.051
- That was not supposed
to happen.
1080
00:38:33.127 --> 00:38:35.636
My cousin partnered
with Greg Grunberg on an app
1081
00:38:35.713 --> 00:38:38.389
called "Jamaica Me Alla Way."
1082
00:38:38.466 --> 00:38:40.391
There are some bugs,
and that's what caused me
1083
00:38:40.468 --> 00:38:41.779
to photograph your...
- [yelps]
1084
00:38:41.803 --> 00:38:43.936
- Hairless genitals over there
twice.
1085
00:38:44.013 --> 00:38:45.897
I will erase the photos
immediately.
1086
00:38:45.973 --> 00:38:47.534
[phone whooshes]
- [gasps]
1087
00:38:47.558 --> 00:38:49.387
[Twitter app whistles]
1088
00:38:49.411 --> 00:38:51.986
Bad news, I just tweeted that.
1089
00:38:52.063 --> 00:38:54.405
- You are one sick individual.
1090
00:38:54.482 --> 00:38:55.785
[phone chiming]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, no!
1091
00:38:55.809 --> 00:38:56.960
Don't retweet that!
Don't retweet that!
1092
00:38:56.984 --> 00:38:58.534
Damn it!
1093
00:38:58.611 --> 00:39:00.703
You know, sometimes,
I really hate my followers.
1094
00:39:00.780 --> 00:39:03.581
- You know what we do
with sick individuals?
1095
00:39:03.658 --> 00:39:06.667
- You give them the space
and care they deserve?
1096
00:39:06.744 --> 00:39:08.639
- They get what they deserve,
all right.
1097
00:39:08.663 --> 00:39:12.140
- What could I do?
I pulled the man's finger.
1098
00:39:13.769 --> 00:39:15.079
- Let's go.
Let's go!
1099
00:39:15.103 --> 00:39:17.011
Psst.
1100
00:39:17.088 --> 00:39:18.554
- It was nice meeting you, Ova.
1101
00:39:18.631 --> 00:39:20.150
- And you.
- Let's go!
1102
00:39:20.174 --> 00:39:22.859
- [speaks Norwegian]
1103
00:39:23.895 --> 00:39:26.437
- Dude, what the hell happened
in there?
1104
00:39:26.514 --> 00:39:28.784
- I will tell you
on my deathbed, Shawn.
1105
00:39:28.808 --> 00:39:30.568
We go on foot.
- What?
1106
00:39:30.643 --> 00:39:34.454
- Run, Shawn!
[screaming]
1107
00:39:35.773 --> 00:39:39.187
- [speaking Norwegian]
1108
00:39:39.211 --> 00:39:40.868
Come on!
1109
00:39:40.945 --> 00:39:43.107
[distant yells]
1110
00:39:43.131 --> 00:39:45.498
- Dude, dude!
Motorcycle.
1111
00:39:45.575 --> 00:39:46.883
Let's go!
1112
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:48.220
- No, no, no, no, no.
I can't do it.
1113
00:39:48.244 --> 00:39:49.614
- You can't do what,
ride a motorcycle?
1114
00:39:49.638 --> 00:39:51.179
- In all the years I owned one,
1115
00:39:51.256 --> 00:39:52.641
how many times did you actually
see me ride, Gus?
1116
00:39:52.665 --> 00:39:53.890
- I don't care.
1117
00:39:53.967 --> 00:39:55.561
Shawn, there's a bunch
of angry Viking bikers
1118
00:39:55.585 --> 00:39:56.585
coming this way now.
1119
00:39:56.627 --> 00:39:58.063
- No.
- Let's go.
1120
00:39:58.087 --> 00:39:59.565
- I promised Jules I wouldn't
ride anymore,
1121
00:39:59.589 --> 00:40:00.732
and I gotta be honest
about something.
1122
00:40:00.756 --> 00:40:01.900
- Dude, now is not
the time to try
1123
00:40:01.924 --> 00:40:03.026
to suddenly live up
to your vows.
1124
00:40:03.050 --> 00:40:05.254
Let's go.
- That's fair.
1125
00:40:05.278 --> 00:40:08.488
[motor revving]
1126
00:40:09.274 --> 00:40:10.793
- Make a hard right!
Hard right!
1127
00:40:10.817 --> 00:40:12.035
Turn right!
Turn right!
1128
00:40:12.059 --> 00:40:14.013
Turn right!
1129
00:40:14.037 --> 00:40:17.080
[speaking Norwegian]
1130
00:40:18.816 --> 00:40:21.200
- [groans]
1131
00:40:21.277 --> 00:40:22.754
- That wasn't a hard right,
Shawn.
1132
00:40:22.778 --> 00:40:24.287
- I tried to tell you, man!
1133
00:40:24.363 --> 00:40:25.672
- What do you we do now?
1134
00:40:25.748 --> 00:40:28.499
- I guess we just lay here
for a while.
1135
00:40:28.576 --> 00:40:30.251
- Who the hell are you guys?
1136
00:40:30.328 --> 00:40:32.848
- Who the hell are we?
Who the hell are you?
1137
00:40:34.081 --> 00:40:35.223
- You're Devon Tileback.
1138
00:40:35.300 --> 00:40:37.352
- Dude, our dog found your hand.
1139
00:40:37.376 --> 00:40:39.177
- You're supposed to be dead.
1140
00:40:39.253 --> 00:40:42.013
- You need to stop whatever it
is you think you're doing.
1141
00:40:42.089 --> 00:40:43.534
You have no idea
who you're dealing with.
1142
00:40:43.558 --> 00:40:45.044
More people are gonna die.
1143
00:40:45.068 --> 00:40:47.226
Just let me stay dead.
1144
00:40:47.303 --> 00:40:49.145
You're ruining everything.
1145
00:40:49.222 --> 00:40:50.688
- When you say "everything"...
1146
00:40:50.765 --> 00:40:51.981
[gunshot]
1147
00:40:52.058 --> 00:40:53.074
[thudding]
1148
00:40:53.151 --> 00:40:54.262
Where did that shot come from?
1149
00:40:54.286 --> 00:40:55.827
- Play dead.
1150
00:41:00.882 --> 00:41:02.783
[tense music]
1151
00:41:02.860 --> 00:41:04.911
- Buzz frickin' McNab.
- In a suit.
1152
00:41:04.987 --> 00:41:06.065
It's even his size.
1153
00:41:06.089 --> 00:41:07.066
- What's going on with the hair?
1154
00:41:07.090 --> 00:41:08.590
- It's a douche-hawk, Shawn.
1155
00:41:08.666 --> 00:41:09.760
- Oh, there's a piece
coming loose.
1156
00:41:09.784 --> 00:41:11.259
- Dude, he's got my phone.
1157
00:41:12.828 --> 00:41:15.074
- Buzz, you look big and slick.
1158
00:41:15.098 --> 00:41:16.975
- Shawn, Gus, what are you guys
doing in Santa Barbara?
1159
00:41:16.999 --> 00:41:20.329
- Well, I left a Frisbee signed
by a German film director
1160
00:41:20.353 --> 00:41:22.812
Florian Henckel
von Donnersmarck when I moved,
1161
00:41:22.889 --> 00:41:24.149
and I've come back
to collect it.
1162
00:41:24.173 --> 00:41:25.409
Gus has a new love interest
down here
1163
00:41:25.433 --> 00:41:26.357
who happens to be a nurse.
1164
00:41:26.434 --> 00:41:27.734
- Not true.
1165
00:41:27.810 --> 00:41:29.088
Can I have that?
- It's evidence.
1166
00:41:29.112 --> 00:41:30.155
- It's mine.
1167
00:41:30.179 --> 00:41:31.339
- You guys got here too quick
1168
00:41:31.389 --> 00:41:32.280
for us to fish it out
of the ditch.
1169
00:41:32.357 --> 00:41:34.065
- Did you kill that guy?
1170
00:41:34.141 --> 00:41:35.786
- Buzz, please, the man was
dead before we spoke to him.
1171
00:41:35.810 --> 00:41:37.068
- What?
1172
00:41:37.144 --> 00:41:39.122
- He died a second time, Buzz.
Keep up.
1173
00:41:39.146 --> 00:41:40.808
- Why are you here?
- Super top secret, man.
1174
00:41:40.832 --> 00:41:42.417
I can't tell you or anyone
from your department
1175
00:41:42.441 --> 00:41:44.103
or any former members
of your department,
1176
00:41:44.127 --> 00:41:46.002
especially not J...
1177
00:41:47.822 --> 00:41:48.996
Jules?
1178
00:41:49.073 --> 00:41:51.132
That means she's
still working this case.
1179
00:41:51.209 --> 00:41:54.752
She lied to me, Gus.
She lied to me.
1180
00:41:54.829 --> 00:41:56.115
I'm so turned on right now,
dude.
1181
00:41:56.139 --> 00:41:57.783
- Shawn, don't be happy
about this.
1182
00:41:57.807 --> 00:41:59.619
You are setting
a dangerous precedent.
1183
00:41:59.643 --> 00:42:01.353
Honesty is the key component
in any...
1184
00:42:01.377 --> 00:42:02.729
- Who's she talking to?
- This doesn't look
1185
00:42:02.753 --> 00:42:04.189
like a hospital.
- Selene.
1186
00:42:04.213 --> 00:42:06.692
- What the... dude,
we gotta get out of here.
1187
00:42:06.716 --> 00:42:07.932
Selene found me.
1188
00:42:08.009 --> 00:42:09.403
Damn it, I knew I was gonna
get caught!
1189
00:42:09.427 --> 00:42:10.988
- Just act natural.
- What is happening?
1190
00:42:11.012 --> 00:42:11.945
- Buzz, you never saw us.
1191
00:42:12.021 --> 00:42:13.073
- But this is a crime scene.
1192
00:42:13.097 --> 00:42:14.283
- Okay, listen very closely.
1193
00:42:14.307 --> 00:42:15.826
- Guy in a ditch.
- Named Devon.
1194
00:42:15.850 --> 00:42:16.961
- Faked death.
- Owed people money.
1195
00:42:16.985 --> 00:42:18.161
- Got found.
- Got shot.
1196
00:42:18.185 --> 00:42:19.454
- Now dead.
- Case closed.
1197
00:42:19.478 --> 00:42:21.078
- We will waive our fee
for solving this,
1198
00:42:21.105 --> 00:42:23.155
because you still have to
figure out who shot him.
1199
00:42:23.232 --> 00:42:25.241
- Okay, but how am I...
1200
00:42:25.318 --> 00:42:26.709
- Whoo-whoo.
1201
00:42:29.038 --> 00:42:29.963
- Nope.
- Yep.
1202
00:42:30.039 --> 00:42:31.747
- Nope.
- Yep.
1203
00:42:31.824 --> 00:42:32.748
Move, sir, move, sir, sir.
- Do not let her in here.
1204
00:42:32.825 --> 00:42:35.301
- This is a crime scene.
1205
00:42:35.378 --> 00:42:37.003
# #
1206
00:42:37.079 --> 00:42:38.282
- What's going on here?
1207
00:42:38.306 --> 00:42:40.006
- I'm not sure,
but if I had a guess,
1208
00:42:40.082 --> 00:42:41.435
a guy faked his death
and then got shot
1209
00:42:41.459 --> 00:42:43.329
by the people
he was hiding from.
1210
00:42:43.353 --> 00:42:44.455
- How long have you been here?
1211
00:42:44.479 --> 00:42:46.679
- Ten minutes.
- Wow.
1212
00:42:46.756 --> 00:42:47.899
That's impressive.
1213
00:42:47.923 --> 00:42:49.223
- Thanks, Juliet.
It means a lot.
1214
00:42:49.300 --> 00:42:51.017
- Hmm.
1215
00:42:51.093 --> 00:42:53.113
Here is the ballistics report
on the bullet
1216
00:42:53.137 --> 00:42:54.072
that went through Lassiter.
1217
00:42:54.096 --> 00:42:55.479
There was a second gun,
1218
00:42:55.556 --> 00:42:57.909
which means the guy
who confessed is a liar.
1219
00:42:57.933 --> 00:42:59.202
Don't tell anyone
how you got this.
1220
00:42:59.226 --> 00:43:00.735
You understand?
1221
00:43:00.811 --> 00:43:02.247
- I'm not sure I understand
anything right now.
1222
00:43:02.271 --> 00:43:03.915
- That's the Buzz I know
and love.
1223
00:43:03.939 --> 00:43:05.101
How's Francie?
1224
00:43:05.125 --> 00:43:06.833
- Oh, she's teaching yoga
to horses now.
1225
00:43:06.909 --> 00:43:09.002
- [panting]
1226
00:43:09.078 --> 00:43:10.911
A cop!
1227
00:43:10.988 --> 00:43:12.872
[grunts]
1228
00:43:12.948 --> 00:43:15.883
[panting]
1229
00:43:19.121 --> 00:43:20.972
- Nice hiding space, Shawn.
1230
00:43:21.049 --> 00:43:22.434
- Then where do you suggest
we go, Gus?
1231
00:43:22.458 --> 00:43:24.225
- We're in the forest
and we look like bears.
1232
00:43:24.302 --> 00:43:25.779
- Yeah, but there's cops
everywhere.
1233
00:43:25.803 --> 00:43:27.272
- No one is paying attention
to us, Shawn.
1234
00:43:27.296 --> 00:43:29.232
No one.
- You're right, that's weird.
1235
00:43:29.256 --> 00:43:32.058
- Juliet, if you would simply
take me to the hospital...
1236
00:43:32.134 --> 00:43:34.852
- Selene, I am working a case
I have no business working on.
1237
00:43:34.929 --> 00:43:36.966
So I am super sorry,
but I would like
1238
00:43:36.990 --> 00:43:40.024
to respectfully request
that you shut the hell up.
1239
00:43:40.101 --> 00:43:41.295
- Excuse me?
- I'm sorry.
1240
00:43:41.319 --> 00:43:42.722
I should have said heck.
1241
00:43:42.746 --> 00:43:43.986
- You brought a friend with you?
1242
00:43:44.063 --> 00:43:45.725
- It's Gus' girlfriend.
- Hi.
1243
00:43:45.749 --> 00:43:47.977
- Oh, you're the nurse.
1244
00:43:48.001 --> 00:43:49.228
- No!
1245
00:43:49.252 --> 00:43:51.410
- Shawn, Selene's coming back.
1246
00:43:51.487 --> 00:43:54.150
Through the car.
- Good call.
1247
00:43:54.174 --> 00:43:55.454
Hurry!
1248
00:43:56.468 --> 00:43:57.486
Careful, you're getting
footprints
1249
00:43:57.510 --> 00:44:00.364
all over Jules' seats.
1250
00:44:00.388 --> 00:44:02.380
Stop kicking everything.
1251
00:44:02.456 --> 00:44:05.016
You kicked everything
everywhere.
1252
00:44:06.043 --> 00:44:07.385
- Shawn, she's coming.
1253
00:44:07.461 --> 00:44:09.512
There is no reason
that keeps us here right now.
1254
00:44:09.588 --> 00:44:10.938
- Dude, there kinda is.
1255
00:44:11.015 --> 00:44:13.983
[heartbeat pounds]
1256
00:44:15.261 --> 00:44:17.256
- Shawn, she's gonna see us.
Come on.
1257
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:18.490
- Juliet, I'll just
get there myself.
1258
00:44:18.514 --> 00:44:20.523
- [grunts]
1259
00:44:20.599 --> 00:44:23.512
[suspenseful music]
1260
00:44:23.536 --> 00:44:26.028
[car door slams, engine revs]
1261
00:44:26.105 --> 00:44:32.502
# #
1262
00:44:32.578 --> 00:44:34.370
- I don't know what I did,
but I'm so sorry.
1263
00:44:34.447 --> 00:44:35.924
- Buzz.
- Mm-hmm?
1264
00:44:35.948 --> 00:44:38.124
- I'm gonna need your car.
1265
00:44:38.200 --> 00:44:40.876
Keys?
1266
00:44:40.953 --> 00:44:42.931
- I left them in the car.
- [scoffs]
1267
00:44:42.955 --> 00:44:47.308
# #
1268
00:44:48.377 --> 00:44:50.302
- Oh, man.
1269
00:44:50.379 --> 00:44:52.583
- Dude, will you snap out of it?
1270
00:44:52.607 --> 00:44:55.933
- It's impossible.
- What's impossible?
1271
00:44:56.010 --> 00:44:57.026
- I think I'm pregnant.
1272
00:44:57.103 --> 00:44:59.821
- What?
[clicks tongue]
1273
00:45:02.558 --> 00:45:04.453
When did you all start trying
to have a baby?
1274
00:45:04.477 --> 00:45:06.152
- I don't know, Gus.
1275
00:45:06.228 --> 00:45:07.807
I thought we were waiting.
1276
00:45:07.831 --> 00:45:10.072
I assumed that we would start
with a hamster,
1277
00:45:10.149 --> 00:45:11.490
maybe a mini-leopard.
1278
00:45:11.567 --> 00:45:15.077
You know me, man.
I'm not ready for this.
1279
00:45:15.154 --> 00:45:16.256
You know the windows in the loft
1280
00:45:16.280 --> 00:45:17.955
don't even fully close, right?
1281
00:45:18.032 --> 00:45:19.384
I'm gonna have to replace them.
Otherwise this is
1282
00:45:19.408 --> 00:45:20.644
"Baby's Day Out" all over again.
1283
00:45:20.668 --> 00:45:22.822
- Shawn, calm down, calm down.
1284
00:45:22.846 --> 00:45:24.503
You're spinning.
1285
00:45:24.580 --> 00:45:27.098
No reason to get worked up
over John Hughes' worst idea.
1286
00:45:27.175 --> 00:45:28.185
Are you even listening?
1287
00:45:28.209 --> 00:45:29.300
[phone chirping]
1288
00:45:29.376 --> 00:45:31.635
- Lassie just texted, all caps.
1289
00:45:31.712 --> 00:45:33.648
He saw Wilkerson running
down the hallway.
1290
00:45:33.672 --> 00:45:34.972
- Wilkerson?
1291
00:45:35.049 --> 00:45:36.369
The comatose dude
in a wheelchair?
1292
00:45:37.676 --> 00:45:39.279
- I think Lassie's hit
a new low.
1293
00:45:39.303 --> 00:45:40.572
We're gonna have
to deal with this.
1294
00:45:40.596 --> 00:45:42.354
- Uh, shouldn't we be dealing
1295
00:45:42.431 --> 00:45:43.355
with this whole
fatherhood thing?
1296
00:45:43.432 --> 00:45:44.844
- Yes, but later.
1297
00:45:44.868 --> 00:45:46.286
This Lassie thing is
the perfect reason
1298
00:45:46.310 --> 00:45:47.954
not to deal with
anything real at all.
1299
00:45:47.978 --> 00:45:49.164
How lucky is that?
1300
00:45:49.188 --> 00:45:51.363
- And what exactly
are you thinking?
1301
00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:53.032
- Well, it is that time.
1302
00:45:53.108 --> 00:45:54.516
- What time?
1303
00:45:55.945 --> 00:45:58.006
So now Lassie's seeing
some comatose man
1304
00:45:58.030 --> 00:45:59.633
up and running around,
but we've got a real dead guy
1305
00:45:59.657 --> 00:46:01.207
on our hands.
1306
00:46:01.283 --> 00:46:02.427
We're concerned
we've lost him forever.
1307
00:46:02.451 --> 00:46:04.054
- Sh...
- Shawn!
1308
00:46:04.078 --> 00:46:05.364
I did not steal
your moustache collection.
1309
00:46:05.388 --> 00:46:07.004
What is your problem?
1310
00:46:07.081 --> 00:46:09.173
- Well, then you misplaced it,
Pop, or you used it
1311
00:46:09.250 --> 00:46:11.217
as part of your bedroom play
for whatever
1312
00:46:11.293 --> 00:46:13.385
unfortunate jezebels
you convinced to participate
1313
00:46:13.462 --> 00:46:14.373
in your sick game.
1314
00:46:14.397 --> 00:46:15.524
Ah!
[meows]
1315
00:46:15.548 --> 00:46:17.056
This cat.
1316
00:46:17.132 --> 00:46:19.016
Look, I just want 'em back.
I need 'em back!
1317
00:46:19.093 --> 00:46:20.379
- You better walk that tone
someplace else
1318
00:46:20.403 --> 00:46:21.685
if you want my help.
1319
00:46:21.762 --> 00:46:23.365
- All right, can I step in here?
1320
00:46:23.389 --> 00:46:25.116
Shawn is having a lot
going on right now.
1321
00:46:25.140 --> 00:46:26.682
Big picture life stuff.
1322
00:46:26.759 --> 00:46:28.161
- My only concern at the moment
is that my dad is
1323
00:46:28.185 --> 00:46:29.535
a liar and a thief.
1324
00:46:29.612 --> 00:46:32.321
Do we even know if that merkin
on your face is real?
1325
00:46:32.398 --> 00:46:33.667
- Stop!
1326
00:46:33.691 --> 00:46:35.544
I thought maybe,
when you got married,
1327
00:46:35.568 --> 00:46:37.754
you might take even
half a step toward
1328
00:46:37.778 --> 00:46:40.149
being an adult, but you are
regressing big time.
1329
00:46:40.173 --> 00:46:42.456
- Oh, well, I am way further
down that road
1330
00:46:42.533 --> 00:46:44.083
than you can imagine being.
1331
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:46.544
And this just in, I will never
steal from my child.
1332
00:46:46.620 --> 00:46:48.087
- [laughs]
1333
00:46:48.163 --> 00:46:49.516
I can't wait for you to feel
what it's like
1334
00:46:49.540 --> 00:46:50.642
to have to deal with a mini-you.
1335
00:46:50.666 --> 00:46:52.394
I am counting the minutes to it.
1336
00:46:52.418 --> 00:46:54.363
It'll be the redemption
of my life,
1337
00:46:54.387 --> 00:46:56.062
watching you fail.
1338
00:46:59.633 --> 00:47:01.934
- And all those years
you thought you were telling me
1339
00:47:02.011 --> 00:47:04.195
things I didn't already know.
1340
00:47:04.272 --> 00:47:06.188
- All right.
1341
00:47:06.265 --> 00:47:08.107
Lassie is spiraling.
1342
00:47:08.183 --> 00:47:10.161
We thought we were helping him
by looking into his visions,
1343
00:47:10.185 --> 00:47:12.987
but now we're concerned we're
just fueling his imagination.
1344
00:47:13.063 --> 00:47:15.300
- Okay, guys, come on, come on.
Now, look.
1345
00:47:15.324 --> 00:47:17.669
Carlton is one of the best cops
I've ever known.
1346
00:47:17.693 --> 00:47:20.005
He survived six bullets
and a stroke.
1347
00:47:20.029 --> 00:47:22.340
His body may be playing
catch up,
1348
00:47:22.364 --> 00:47:24.342
but his mind, it's as sharp
as I've ever known it.
1349
00:47:24.366 --> 00:47:25.958
Come on, let's face it.
1350
00:47:26.035 --> 00:47:27.721
He's never had much
of an imagination, right?
1351
00:47:27.745 --> 00:47:32.117
So when he says this guy
Wilkerson is faking it,
1352
00:47:32.141 --> 00:47:35.467
maybe you should do
the crazy thing...
1353
00:47:35.544 --> 00:47:37.970
Believe him.
1354
00:47:38.047 --> 00:47:39.230
- Believe him?
1355
00:47:39.307 --> 00:47:41.460
- Gus, you know what this means.
1356
00:47:41.484 --> 00:47:43.245
We have to go full...
- Dirty...
1357
00:47:43.269 --> 00:47:45.311
- Rotten...
- Scoundrels.
1358
00:47:45.387 --> 00:47:48.314
[tense music]
1359
00:47:48.390 --> 00:47:50.366
# #
1360
00:47:50.443 --> 00:47:53.152
- [grunts]
- Afternoon, Wilkerson.
1361
00:47:53.228 --> 00:47:54.798
How you doing?
- We're new here.
1362
00:47:54.822 --> 00:47:56.322
Name's Shawn Spencer.
1363
00:47:56.398 --> 00:47:57.709
This is my partner,
L'Eggo My Eggo.
1364
00:47:57.733 --> 00:47:59.502
- No.
- Norman Brownbutter.
1365
00:47:59.526 --> 00:48:01.452
- Try again, Shawn.
1366
00:48:01.528 --> 00:48:03.381
- Dijon Hounsou?
- Accepted.
1367
00:48:03.405 --> 00:48:04.716
- Why are you rejecting
nicknames in front
1368
00:48:04.740 --> 00:48:05.664
of a comatose guy?
1369
00:48:05.741 --> 00:48:07.166
- Because I'm a pro.
1370
00:48:07.242 --> 00:48:08.551
Penny for your thoughts, Vic.
1371
00:48:08.628 --> 00:48:11.462
- Save your pennies, Dijon.
I got this.
1372
00:48:11.538 --> 00:48:14.660
I see it, Jack Daddy.
1373
00:48:14.684 --> 00:48:16.634
You play it straight, huh?
1374
00:48:16.710 --> 00:48:18.730
Tough guy
from the old neighborhood.
1375
00:48:18.754 --> 00:48:20.824
Probably didn't even cry
when Liz Berkley
1376
00:48:20.848 --> 00:48:24.558
got addicted to speed
in "Saved By the Bell."
1377
00:48:24.635 --> 00:48:26.352
But guess what.
1378
00:48:26.428 --> 00:48:29.438
Even tough guys...
- Are ticklish.
1379
00:48:29.515 --> 00:48:31.532
- [gasps] Uh-oh.
1380
00:48:32.768 --> 00:48:35.222
Looks like a very bad boy
is about to get attacked
1381
00:48:35.246 --> 00:48:37.696
by the French tickler.
1382
00:48:37.773 --> 00:48:41.542
- Tickle, tickle, tickle.
- [laughs]
1383
00:48:41.619 --> 00:48:43.336
Give it to him, Gus.
1384
00:48:45.155 --> 00:48:46.497
Just give it to him.
1385
00:48:46.573 --> 00:48:48.666
Give it to him clean, please.
1386
00:48:48.742 --> 00:48:51.043
- Yeah, work it.
Prepare it.
1387
00:48:51.120 --> 00:48:52.711
Get in there.
1388
00:48:52.788 --> 00:48:53.890
Take off his sock, Gus.
1389
00:48:53.914 --> 00:48:56.840
[exciting music]
1390
00:48:56.917 --> 00:49:00.803
# #
1391
00:49:00.879 --> 00:49:02.691
Come on, Wilkerson,
you know you can feel that.
1392
00:49:02.715 --> 00:49:05.265
- Come on, man.
1393
00:49:05.342 --> 00:49:07.726
- You're gonna break,
and when you do,
1394
00:49:07.803 --> 00:49:10.729
you can take the window
or the stairs.
1395
00:49:10.806 --> 00:49:13.148
# #
1396
00:49:13.225 --> 00:49:15.818
Harder, Gus.
- Oh, it's about to get hard.
1397
00:49:15.894 --> 00:49:18.496
- Mm-hmm.
Aw, yeah.
1398
00:49:18.572 --> 00:49:21.407
Harder.
Harder, Gus.
1399
00:49:21.483 --> 00:49:23.659
Gus, go hard!
- [grunting]
1400
00:49:23.736 --> 00:49:25.806
- Are you getting up in there?
- Oh, it's getting hard.
1401
00:49:25.830 --> 00:49:27.871
- Get up in there.
Finish it!
1402
00:49:27.948 --> 00:49:30.424
- I'm going hard, Shawn!
- Excuse me.
1403
00:49:31.669 --> 00:49:33.252
What are you two doing?
1404
00:49:33.328 --> 00:49:35.587
- Oh, we're just visiting
Mr. Wilkerson here.
1405
00:49:35.664 --> 00:49:38.382
- Why have you removed
his stocking feet?
1406
00:49:38.459 --> 00:49:40.270
- Dr. Herschel,
we have reason to believe
1407
00:49:40.294 --> 00:49:42.720
that your Wilkerson is faking.
1408
00:49:42.796 --> 00:49:43.796
- Yes.
1409
00:49:43.839 --> 00:49:45.731
- Faking?
Faking?
1410
00:49:45.808 --> 00:49:47.266
- Yes.
1411
00:49:47.342 --> 00:49:49.768
- This man suffers
from severe catatonia.
1412
00:49:49.845 --> 00:49:52.604
He has had imparity
of all bodily functions
1413
00:49:52.681 --> 00:49:54.231
for quite some time.
1414
00:49:54.308 --> 00:49:56.692
We're not even sure he's going
to recover at all,
1415
00:49:56.769 --> 00:49:58.861
and you're tickling his feet?
1416
00:49:58.937 --> 00:50:01.780
- Well, that's a regional term.
Gus prefers "playing football."
1417
00:50:01.857 --> 00:50:02.781
Ow.
1418
00:50:02.858 --> 00:50:05.334
- Ah.
[chuckles]
1419
00:50:05.411 --> 00:50:07.119
- [laughs]
1420
00:50:07.196 --> 00:50:08.746
- [chuckles]
1421
00:50:08.822 --> 00:50:11.582
- At first, I thought you two
had this harmless, idiotic
1422
00:50:11.658 --> 00:50:13.612
Ren and Stimpy thing...
1423
00:50:13.636 --> 00:50:14.963
- Stimpy.
- Going.
1424
00:50:14.987 --> 00:50:18.172
Now, you're proving
to be dangerous.
1425
00:50:18.248 --> 00:50:21.550
I want you out.
1426
00:50:21.627 --> 00:50:23.719
- Shawn, Gus, what is going on?
1427
00:50:23.796 --> 00:50:25.857
- Dolores, great.
I can explain.
1428
00:50:25.881 --> 00:50:27.859
Have you ever seen
"Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"?
1429
00:50:27.883 --> 00:50:29.725
- Oh, we talking, like,
you and I,
1430
00:50:29.802 --> 00:50:31.922
like a Netflix and chill
scenario?
1431
00:50:31.946 --> 00:50:35.397
- Nurse O'Riordan, kindly
escort these two pedofetishers
1432
00:50:35.474 --> 00:50:37.733
off the premises and then attend
1433
00:50:37.810 --> 00:50:39.943
to Mr. Wilkerson
and examine his feet
1434
00:50:40.020 --> 00:50:41.695
for signs of violation.
1435
00:50:41.772 --> 00:50:43.322
- Violation?
1436
00:50:43.398 --> 00:50:45.657
- Get your hands off
that man's eyeball.
1437
00:50:45.734 --> 00:50:46.878
- [clears throat]
1438
00:50:46.902 --> 00:50:49.870
- There is a sign
marked "exit."
1439
00:50:49.947 --> 00:50:54.708
It is marked "exit"
for the purpose of exiting.
1440
00:50:54.785 --> 00:50:55.918
Find it, use it.
1441
00:50:55.994 --> 00:50:59.546
Gentlemen, my dander is rising.
1442
00:50:59.623 --> 00:51:02.600
[uneasy music]
1443
00:51:04.545 --> 00:51:05.953
- I don't really know
what to say,
1444
00:51:06.030 --> 00:51:08.167
but I guess you guys
should probably come with me.
1445
00:51:08.191 --> 00:51:09.890
- Oh, come on, Dolores.
1446
00:51:09.967 --> 00:51:11.444
You don't think maybe
there's another reason
1447
00:51:11.468 --> 00:51:13.404
that dude just got
a dander boner?
1448
00:51:13.428 --> 00:51:15.365
Maybe the "Good Doctor"
isn't so good,
1449
00:51:15.389 --> 00:51:17.492
and we're on to him
and so is Lassiter.
1450
00:51:17.516 --> 00:51:19.066
- On to what?
1451
00:51:19.143 --> 00:51:21.388
Dr. Herschel's an incredible
doctor and humanitarian,
1452
00:51:21.412 --> 00:51:23.445
who took on Carlton's case
at his own expense.
1453
00:51:23.522 --> 00:51:24.908
- What does that mean,
like, for free?
1454
00:51:24.932 --> 00:51:25.823
- That's just bad business.
- [scoffs]
1455
00:51:25.899 --> 00:51:26.977
- Okay, you know what?
1456
00:51:27.001 --> 00:51:28.534
Feel free to reach out
for updates,
1457
00:51:28.610 --> 00:51:30.577
but at this point,
I see no other option
1458
00:51:30.654 --> 00:51:32.505
than for you guys to stay away.
1459
00:51:33.991 --> 00:51:35.833
Good-bye.
1460
00:51:35.909 --> 00:51:39.795
[sultry music]
1461
00:51:39.872 --> 00:51:42.723
- What is that?
That's surreal.
1462
00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:44.080
I'm... I don't...
1463
00:51:49.981 --> 00:51:51.598
- Shawn, we're done.
1464
00:51:51.675 --> 00:51:52.983
I need to get a hold of Selene
1465
00:51:53.060 --> 00:51:53.984
before she turns me
into a voodoo doll.
1466
00:51:54.061 --> 00:51:55.589
- Nope.
1467
00:51:55.613 --> 00:51:56.781
What we need to do is get back
into that hospital
1468
00:51:56.805 --> 00:51:58.355
and help Lassie.
1469
00:51:58.432 --> 00:51:59.760
- Why can we never just reach
the end of the line?
1470
00:51:59.784 --> 00:52:01.619
- Because we're close, Gus,
and we need eyes
1471
00:52:01.643 --> 00:52:03.639
on Dr. Herschel.
1472
00:52:03.663 --> 00:52:04.778
- What is that?
1473
00:52:04.855 --> 00:52:08.040
- That is called plan B.
1474
00:52:08.117 --> 00:52:10.420
Arrival papers
and a security pass
1475
00:52:10.444 --> 00:52:13.453
for renowned touring trauma
specialist Dr. A.V. Catalon
1476
00:52:13.530 --> 00:52:14.683
from Cuba.
1477
00:52:14.707 --> 00:52:16.426
Now, he could pick
them up himself,
1478
00:52:16.450 --> 00:52:17.844
but I suspect he's gonna get
a phone call later...
1479
00:52:17.868 --> 00:52:19.804
[gasps]
Canceling his trip.
1480
00:52:19.828 --> 00:52:22.588
Who do we know in
the whole wide world
1481
00:52:22.664 --> 00:52:24.451
that could possibly
take his place?
1482
00:52:24.475 --> 00:52:25.768
- Who?
- Oh.
1483
00:52:25.792 --> 00:52:27.801
- What?
- We.
1484
00:52:27.878 --> 00:52:29.022
[imitates whipping noise]
1485
00:52:29.046 --> 00:52:31.763
[imitates sizzling]
1486
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:33.482
- Oh, my gosh.
1487
00:52:33.559 --> 00:52:36.560
- This is why I needed
my mustache collection, Gus.
1488
00:52:36.637 --> 00:52:37.856
[coughs]
1489
00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:39.532
[in Cuban accent]
Hello.
1490
00:52:39.556 --> 00:52:44.410
My name is Amerigo Vespucci
Catalon Estevez.
1491
00:52:44.486 --> 00:52:45.705
And you killed my father.
- No.
1492
00:52:45.729 --> 00:52:46.653
- Yes.
- No.
1493
00:52:46.730 --> 00:52:47.683
- Yes.
- No.
1494
00:52:47.707 --> 00:52:48.992
- Yes.
- No.
1495
00:52:49.016 --> 00:52:50.668
- Yes, you did.
- I did not.
1496
00:52:50.692 --> 00:52:52.378
- Prepare to die.
- It's not gonna work, Shawn.
1497
00:52:52.402 --> 00:52:53.713
- Are you kidding me right now?
This is a lock.
1498
00:52:53.737 --> 00:52:55.632
I'm virtually unrecognizable
to myself.
1499
00:52:55.656 --> 00:52:57.464
- Somebody in here?
1500
00:52:58.951 --> 00:53:01.822
[acoustic Latin music]
1501
00:53:01.846 --> 00:53:04.889
- [speaking Spanish]
1502
00:53:09.628 --> 00:53:11.481
- I'm going into
your dad's office
1503
00:53:11.505 --> 00:53:13.731
and I am calling the police.
1504
00:53:15.109 --> 00:53:18.685
- I know what you're thinking:
"Does he have a plan C?"
1505
00:53:18.762 --> 00:53:20.729
No, he does not.
1506
00:53:20.806 --> 00:53:23.732
But does he have a plan D?
1507
00:53:23.809 --> 00:53:25.078
[in Cuban accent]
Yes.
1508
00:53:25.102 --> 00:53:28.028
[dramatic Latin music]
1509
00:53:28.105 --> 00:53:30.748
# #
1510
00:53:30.824 --> 00:53:33.562
Woody, the mustache is
spectacular.
1511
00:53:33.586 --> 00:53:35.336
- From my lip to God's ears.
1512
00:53:35.412 --> 00:53:37.065
- Thank you for coming
on such short notice.
1513
00:53:37.089 --> 00:53:38.705
- Did you get the materials?
1514
00:53:38.782 --> 00:53:40.218
Do you need us to fill
you in on anything?
1515
00:53:40.242 --> 00:53:41.820
- I studied everything about
him on the plane.
1516
00:53:41.844 --> 00:53:43.460
I know exactly who this guy is.
1517
00:53:43.537 --> 00:53:45.796
I know what makes him tick,
what excites him,
1518
00:53:45.872 --> 00:53:48.048
his biggest fears.
1519
00:53:48.125 --> 00:53:49.883
- I like that very much,
but, Woody,
1520
00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:51.788
for our purposes here,
we should probably focus
1521
00:53:51.812 --> 00:53:53.804
on the type of medicine
he practices
1522
00:53:53.880 --> 00:53:55.792
and how he helps the patients
at this facility.
1523
00:53:55.816 --> 00:53:57.610
- I must disagree to disagree,
Shawn.
1524
00:53:57.634 --> 00:54:00.839
Sure, that will come into play
down the line, yes.
1525
00:54:00.863 --> 00:54:03.814
But more importantly,
how does Catalon feel
1526
00:54:03.890 --> 00:54:06.575
about his mother
and her unriddling dominance
1527
00:54:06.652 --> 00:54:07.912
over him and his seven siblings?
1528
00:54:07.936 --> 00:54:08.847
- He's an only child.
1529
00:54:08.871 --> 00:54:10.112
- In his mind, yes,
1530
00:54:10.188 --> 00:54:11.925
but that's how he managed
to survive
1531
00:54:11.949 --> 00:54:14.561
in a world he distrusted
and the loss of the only woman
1532
00:54:14.585 --> 00:54:16.785
he had ever loved, Esmerelda,
1533
00:54:16.862 --> 00:54:18.120
hostess at the tobacco farm
1534
00:54:18.196 --> 00:54:19.841
where he spent
his formative summers.
1535
00:54:19.865 --> 00:54:21.843
Editor's note: his bicycle had
a banana seat.
1536
00:54:21.867 --> 00:54:23.261
- None of that is in here.
- [laughs]
1537
00:54:23.285 --> 00:54:26.878
Well, of course it isn't,
dear, simple Gus.
1538
00:54:26.955 --> 00:54:31.550
But that doesn't make it
any less true in here and here
1539
00:54:31.626 --> 00:54:33.677
and just a little down here.
1540
00:54:33.754 --> 00:54:35.095
- I feel woozy.
1541
00:54:35.172 --> 00:54:38.515
- Woody, I need you
to concentrate, man.
1542
00:54:38.592 --> 00:54:40.100
We need you on the inside,
1543
00:54:40.177 --> 00:54:41.630
and we really need this to work.
1544
00:54:41.654 --> 00:54:43.590
- Shawn, I am calm.
1545
00:54:43.614 --> 00:54:45.647
I am collected.
1546
00:54:45.724 --> 00:54:48.161
Not since Ben Affleck in,
well, anything,
1547
00:54:48.185 --> 00:54:51.611
has an actor been more prepared
for a role in his life.
1548
00:54:51.688 --> 00:54:53.833
- You're not an actor.
- You're barely a coroner.
1549
00:54:53.857 --> 00:54:55.168
- You planning on doing
an accent?
1550
00:54:55.192 --> 00:54:57.868
- [in Cuban accent] Yes, I am.
1551
00:54:57.944 --> 00:54:59.940
- Less is more.
- A lot less.
1552
00:54:59.964 --> 00:55:02.581
- Guys, I got this.
[clicks tongue]
1553
00:55:02.657 --> 00:55:04.458
Adios, hombres.
1554
00:55:04.534 --> 00:55:07.753
# #
1555
00:55:07.829 --> 00:55:10.047
- Is he doing a limp?
1556
00:55:10.123 --> 00:55:11.785
You're doing a limp?
1557
00:55:11.809 --> 00:55:13.133
- I got this.
1558
00:55:13.210 --> 00:55:16.623
# #
1559
00:55:16.647 --> 00:55:20.649
Buenos tardes, señorita,
or young lady.
1560
00:55:20.726 --> 00:55:23.769
I am Dr. Amerigo Catalon
1561
00:55:23.845 --> 00:55:27.022
from the island country
of Cuba reporting for work.
1562
00:55:27.099 --> 00:55:29.691
- Dr. Catalon, wonderful.
1563
00:55:29.768 --> 00:55:31.994
Could you just spell that
for me?
1564
00:55:34.231 --> 00:55:36.957
- No.
No, I cannot.
1565
00:55:38.860 --> 00:55:40.285
- Okay.
1566
00:55:40.362 --> 00:55:43.288
[dramatic music]
1567
00:55:43.365 --> 00:55:50.295
# #
1568
00:55:50.372 --> 00:55:51.880
- You're gonna do great.
1569
00:55:51.957 --> 00:55:53.256
- I know.
1570
00:55:53.333 --> 00:55:54.977
- These were marked urgent
for you.
1571
00:55:55.001 --> 00:55:56.221
- Thank you.
1572
00:55:56.245 --> 00:55:58.062
I will check them
after my interview.
1573
00:56:00.674 --> 00:56:01.940
[exhales]
1574
00:56:03.560 --> 00:56:06.228
# #
1575
00:56:06.304 --> 00:56:08.146
- Welcome, Karen.
1576
00:56:08.223 --> 00:56:11.650
It's exciting to be nearing
the conclusion of our search.
1577
00:56:11.726 --> 00:56:15.579
As you know, the process
has been an exhaustive one.
1578
00:56:17.649 --> 00:56:20.325
- Uh... oh.
[clears throat]
1579
00:56:20.402 --> 00:56:22.828
Yes, and thank you
for considering me
1580
00:56:22.904 --> 00:56:27.165
for such... such a... lofty...
1581
00:56:27.242 --> 00:56:29.709
I can't believe... it's an honor
just... just really
1582
00:56:29.786 --> 00:56:31.962
to... to be considered.
1583
00:56:32.038 --> 00:56:34.701
And I never thought
that I would reach
1584
00:56:34.725 --> 00:56:36.600
such a lofty...
1585
00:56:40.022 --> 00:56:41.555
I have to go.
1586
00:56:41.631 --> 00:56:42.898
- Excuse me?
1587
00:56:44.735 --> 00:56:47.194
We're making our decision today.
1588
00:56:47.271 --> 00:56:50.230
- Oh, I know.
Um, choose Pradhan.
1589
00:56:50.307 --> 00:56:52.607
She's much more cut out
for this,
1590
00:56:52.684 --> 00:56:56.278
and this room is ridiculous.
1591
00:56:56.354 --> 00:56:59.281
[exciting music]
1592
00:56:59.357 --> 00:57:02.334
# #
1593
00:57:02.411 --> 00:57:04.731
[horse whinnies]
1594
00:57:04.755 --> 00:57:06.299
- Woody.
- Oh!
1595
00:57:06.323 --> 00:57:08.665
- What do you got for us?
Did you see Lassie?
1596
00:57:08.742 --> 00:57:10.320
- I got all his pills.
- Great job, man.
1597
00:57:10.344 --> 00:57:11.971
You were born to do
undercover work.
1598
00:57:11.995 --> 00:57:13.848
- I am deep in, guys.
- That's great.
1599
00:57:13.872 --> 00:57:15.108
Woody, can you hand us
the pills, please?
1600
00:57:15.132 --> 00:57:16.184
We don't wanna get caught
in here.
1601
00:57:16.208 --> 00:57:18.717
- Sure.
[chuckles]
1602
00:57:18.793 --> 00:57:22.929
Okay, I just want to point out
that you guys requested
1603
00:57:23.006 --> 00:57:25.807
that I take Lassiter's pills.
1604
00:57:25.884 --> 00:57:28.121
See, I thought you wanted me
to be the guinea pig on this,
1605
00:57:28.145 --> 00:57:30.729
but now I understand your way
is a much better plan.
1606
00:57:30.805 --> 00:57:33.273
And the good news is,
they're time-release pills,
1607
00:57:33.350 --> 00:57:35.775
and I have one painfully lodged
in my throat,
1608
00:57:35.852 --> 00:57:39.946
but watch the problem solver
at work solving the problem.
1609
00:57:40.023 --> 00:57:42.157
[gagging and wheezing]
1610
00:57:42.234 --> 00:57:44.771
[coughs]
- Come on, man.
1611
00:57:44.795 --> 00:57:46.356
- [gasps]
1612
00:57:46.380 --> 00:57:48.330
- Do you have a surgical glove
by chance?
1613
00:57:48.406 --> 00:57:51.208
- Forty-three pairs... they also
come in wine and burnt pumpkin.
1614
00:57:51.284 --> 00:57:52.301
I'm a hoarder.
1615
00:57:54.120 --> 00:57:55.679
- [groans]
1616
00:57:57.999 --> 00:58:01.727
Okay, first of all,
that's a Chiclet.
1617
00:58:01.803 --> 00:58:03.353
Wait, there's more.
1618
00:58:05.257 --> 00:58:07.182
[grunts]
1619
00:58:07.259 --> 00:58:08.817
- What the...
1620
00:58:08.894 --> 00:58:11.612
- Someone did not want us
to find this.
1621
00:58:11.688 --> 00:58:13.230
- Bandages, stitches...
1622
00:58:13.306 --> 00:58:15.232
[sniffs]
Peroxide.
1623
00:58:15.308 --> 00:58:18.235
Dude, this is all
for an emergency patch job.
1624
00:58:18.311 --> 00:58:20.829
Somebody was coming here
for help on the down low
1625
00:58:20.906 --> 00:58:22.072
from a doctor.
1626
00:58:22.148 --> 00:58:23.376
- Okay, great.
1627
00:58:23.400 --> 00:58:24.811
So which doctor was on duty
1628
00:58:24.835 --> 00:58:26.204
the night Lassie saw
the bloody guy?
1629
00:58:26.228 --> 00:58:28.297
- We were here that day.
Dr. Herschel.
1630
00:58:28.321 --> 00:58:31.248
[ominous music]
1631
00:58:31.324 --> 00:58:33.344
- Guys, I could get
in huge trouble for this.
1632
00:58:33.368 --> 00:58:35.480
- Dolores, all the pieces
are falling into place,
1633
00:58:35.504 --> 00:58:37.115
so Lassie could be
the next victim.
1634
00:58:37.139 --> 00:58:39.058
- I cannot believe Dr. Herschel
could be a villain.
1635
00:58:39.082 --> 00:58:40.340
- Really?
1636
00:58:40.417 --> 00:58:42.061
It's not like
he emanates warmth.
1637
00:58:42.085 --> 00:58:43.997
- Okay, look, I will sneak
you in to protect Carlton,
1638
00:58:44.021 --> 00:58:45.261
but you cannot leave this room.
1639
00:58:45.297 --> 00:58:46.440
- Of course, thank you, Dolores.
1640
00:58:46.464 --> 00:58:48.023
You're the best.
1641
00:58:51.094 --> 00:58:52.280
Ice chips.
- Funyuns.
1642
00:58:52.304 --> 00:58:53.823
- You can get 'em both.
- Me?
1643
00:58:53.847 --> 00:58:55.032
- Why do I have to risk
sneaking around?
1644
00:58:55.056 --> 00:58:56.209
- Jackal says what?
- What?
1645
00:58:56.233 --> 00:58:57.910
[smacks lips]
Man.
1646
00:58:57.934 --> 00:59:00.847
[stealthy music]
1647
00:59:00.871 --> 00:59:07.450
# #
1648
00:59:07.527 --> 00:59:09.002
- Hey, Lass.
1649
00:59:11.865 --> 00:59:16.001
Quick ask, you know,
between two gentlemen.
1650
00:59:16.077 --> 00:59:20.755
When you first found out
that Marlowe was "with child,"
1651
00:59:20.832 --> 00:59:22.944
would you say that you were
overcome with joy
1652
00:59:22.968 --> 00:59:26.873
or was it more like
panic and confusion
1653
00:59:26.897 --> 00:59:31.024
and, um, a lack of oxygen?
1654
00:59:32.436 --> 00:59:35.737
Asking for a friend.
1655
00:59:38.391 --> 00:59:39.491
Eh.
1656
00:59:42.279 --> 00:59:43.820
- Guster.
1657
00:59:43.897 --> 00:59:45.447
- Henry?
What are you doing here?
1658
00:59:45.523 --> 00:59:48.325
- I need to see Shawn,
but first, you're gonna tell me
1659
00:59:48.401 --> 00:59:50.897
why he was having an extra
sensitive cow earlier.
1660
00:59:50.921 --> 00:59:53.079
Something is going on.
- Oh.
1661
00:59:53.156 --> 00:59:54.425
- I know my son.
- No, mm-mm.
1662
00:59:54.449 --> 00:59:55.509
- Guster.
- Mm-mm.
1663
00:59:55.533 --> 00:59:57.250
- Spit!
1664
00:59:57.327 --> 01:00:00.462
- Fine.
I'ma tell you one time.
1665
01:00:00.538 --> 01:00:03.181
Shawn, Juliet...
1666
01:00:06.503 --> 01:00:10.430
- "Eliminate hippies."
[chuckles]
1667
01:00:10.507 --> 01:00:13.892
Gus, don't you come in here
without those blue ice chips.
1668
01:00:13.968 --> 01:00:17.404
I'm gonna make you feed me
like a Jamaican baby bird.
1669
01:00:19.024 --> 01:00:21.816
What are you doing here?
1670
01:00:21.893 --> 01:00:25.570
And why are you looking
at me like that?
1671
01:00:25.647 --> 01:00:28.351
- I think I might have crossed
a line back at the office.
1672
01:00:28.375 --> 01:00:30.250
I saw something
that I'd never seen.
1673
01:00:30.327 --> 01:00:31.826
I think I hurt you.
1674
01:00:31.903 --> 01:00:34.090
- No.
No, you didn't hurt me.
1675
01:00:34.114 --> 01:00:35.538
- Maybe just a little.
1676
01:00:35.615 --> 01:00:38.842
- That's not possible.
I'm impervious.
1677
01:00:40.578 --> 01:00:45.382
- Shawn, look.
1678
01:00:45.458 --> 01:00:47.954
Being a dad, it isn't easy.
1679
01:00:47.978 --> 01:00:49.271
- Is this your version
of an apology?
1680
01:00:49.295 --> 01:00:51.021
- Shawn, would you
let me finish?
1681
01:00:54.259 --> 01:00:57.435
It isn't easy, but it may be
1682
01:00:57.512 --> 01:01:00.021
the best thing a man can do
1683
01:01:00.098 --> 01:01:01.940
in his entire lifetime.
1684
01:01:02.016 --> 01:01:03.483
Look, what I'm just trying
to say is
1685
01:01:03.560 --> 01:01:06.152
that if you're so lucky,
you'll see the day
1686
01:01:06.229 --> 01:01:07.237
that your kid is born.
1687
01:01:07.313 --> 01:01:10.018
No... whenever that happens.
1688
01:01:10.042 --> 01:01:13.493
Your heart, it goes from being
inside your chest
1689
01:01:13.570 --> 01:01:16.296
to outside your body
to this other being
1690
01:01:16.373 --> 01:01:19.958
it attaches itself to,
who now owns it.
1691
01:01:20.034 --> 01:01:23.211
And it swings around
like a frickin' tether ball.
1692
01:01:23.288 --> 01:01:25.909
Boom.
[chuckles]
1693
01:01:25.933 --> 01:01:29.184
You never get it back
and that's the torture.
1694
01:01:30.587 --> 01:01:32.554
And I recommend it highly.
1695
01:01:32.630 --> 01:01:35.557
[tender music]
1696
01:01:35.633 --> 01:01:38.184
# #
1697
01:01:38.261 --> 01:01:41.905
- Yeah, well, I don't know
if it's recommended for me.
1698
01:01:43.516 --> 01:01:45.703
All due respect, Dad,
I'm not like you.
1699
01:01:45.727 --> 01:01:47.569
- No.
Oh, no, you're not.
1700
01:01:47.645 --> 01:01:51.039
# #
1701
01:01:51.116 --> 01:01:54.075
And that's why you'll be
better than me.
1702
01:01:54.152 --> 01:02:00.039
# #
1703
01:02:00.116 --> 01:02:01.719
- This is weird
and uncomfortable.
1704
01:02:01.743 --> 01:02:04.377
- Yeah, weird.
How can I help?
1705
01:02:04.454 --> 01:02:06.847
- Well, I'm supposed to finish
1706
01:02:06.923 --> 01:02:08.450
this list of errands for Lassie.
1707
01:02:08.474 --> 01:02:11.885
There are 93 items
and I'm on number two.
1708
01:02:11.961 --> 01:02:13.437
- Who the hell writes
this small?
1709
01:02:13.513 --> 01:02:17.056
- Uh... that is really small.
Let me show you something.
1710
01:02:17.133 --> 01:02:20.435
You can use the camera.
1711
01:02:20.512 --> 01:02:23.363
You click that and then pinch.
1712
01:02:23.440 --> 01:02:25.468
[clicks tongue]
zhoop.
1713
01:02:25.492 --> 01:02:27.044
- Ooh.
- Magnification.
1714
01:02:27.068 --> 01:02:28.943
- That is sweet Daddy blue eyes.
1715
01:02:29.020 --> 01:02:30.300
- [chuckles]
1716
01:02:30.355 --> 01:02:33.582
Wait.
What is that indentation?
1717
01:02:35.377 --> 01:02:38.286
"Silent partner."
1718
01:02:38.363 --> 01:02:40.580
Dad, he wrote "silent partner,"
1719
01:02:40.657 --> 01:02:43.217
and that's the date
of the shooting.
1720
01:02:43.284 --> 01:02:44.904
That's why he went
to the warehouse,
1721
01:02:44.928 --> 01:02:46.386
to meet with the victim.
1722
01:02:46.463 --> 01:02:47.515
Do you think
you could get this...
1723
01:02:47.539 --> 01:02:48.974
- Analyzed?
- Yeah.
1724
01:02:48.998 --> 01:02:50.559
- I'll be back in two hours.
- Great.
1725
01:02:50.583 --> 01:02:51.986
We'll stay here and watch
Lassie, like real men.
1726
01:02:52.010 --> 01:02:55.081
- I got greedy, Shawn.
I took everything.
1727
01:02:55.105 --> 01:02:57.397
I sure hope none of
these patients get dry mouth.
1728
01:02:57.474 --> 01:02:59.401
- My God.
Is that a bundt cake?
1729
01:02:59.425 --> 01:03:01.087
- The nurse's lounge
was unlocked too.
1730
01:03:01.111 --> 01:03:04.020
- Did you bring forks?
- Come on, son.
1731
01:03:04.097 --> 01:03:05.091
- And we're back.
1732
01:03:05.115 --> 01:03:06.534
- Thanks, Dad.
[sighs]
1733
01:03:06.558 --> 01:03:08.661
Sweet.
That looks unusually moist.
1734
01:03:08.685 --> 01:03:10.660
Ow.
- That's yours.
1735
01:03:16.667 --> 01:03:19.419
[eerie music]
1736
01:03:19.496 --> 01:03:23.331
# #
1737
01:03:23.408 --> 01:03:26.668
- [snoring]
1738
01:03:26.744 --> 01:03:29.671
[all snoring]
1739
01:03:29.747 --> 01:03:32.724
[distant gurgling
and spluttering]
1740
01:03:39.424 --> 01:03:42.225
- Gus, goo-gooing
in your sleep again.
1741
01:03:42.302 --> 01:03:43.518
Knock it off.
1742
01:03:43.595 --> 01:03:46.571
[gurgling and spluttering
continues]
1743
01:03:51.227 --> 01:03:58.208
# #
1744
01:03:59.461 --> 01:04:02.504
- [gurgling]
1745
01:04:08.161 --> 01:04:09.386
- What the...
1746
01:04:12.373 --> 01:04:15.675
- [gurgling]
1747
01:04:15.752 --> 01:04:18.678
[toy squeaking]
1748
01:04:18.755 --> 01:04:22.432
- [gurgling]
1749
01:04:22.508 --> 01:04:24.526
- Mary?
1750
01:04:24.603 --> 01:04:26.060
What?
1751
01:04:26.137 --> 01:04:27.615
What the hell are
you doing here, man?
1752
01:04:27.639 --> 01:04:29.617
- I'm a baby, Shawn.
It's glorious.
1753
01:04:29.641 --> 01:04:31.065
I just finished teething.
1754
01:04:31.142 --> 01:04:32.411
Hey, have you
ever been swaddled?
1755
01:04:32.435 --> 01:04:34.330
It's like a joyful
mummification.
1756
01:04:34.354 --> 01:04:36.079
[gasps]
1757
01:04:37.732 --> 01:04:40.074
- What is that?
Why are you doing that?
1758
01:04:40.151 --> 01:04:41.420
- Hey, could you do
a quick pivot
1759
01:04:41.444 --> 01:04:42.463
and get me out of this diaper?
1760
01:04:42.487 --> 01:04:44.412
Because I just filled it,
1761
01:04:44.489 --> 01:04:47.215
and I am a little uncomfortable
with how right that felt to do.
1762
01:04:48.660 --> 01:04:49.954
- Okay.
Okay.
1763
01:04:49.978 --> 01:04:51.794
I see what's going on here.
1764
01:04:51.871 --> 01:04:53.513
I got news for everybody.
1765
01:04:53.590 --> 01:04:55.640
I don't know how to change
a diaper, okay?
1766
01:04:55.717 --> 01:04:57.634
I'm not ready for you.
1767
01:04:57.710 --> 01:04:59.227
I don't care what my dad says.
1768
01:04:59.304 --> 01:05:00.773
[toy squeaks]
- And what does that mean?
1769
01:05:00.797 --> 01:05:03.084
Let's talk about that.
Let's unpack that.
1770
01:05:03.108 --> 01:05:05.600
- What it means is that
I get why you're here,
1771
01:05:05.677 --> 01:05:07.852
but the only thing I know
about fatherhood is
1772
01:05:07.929 --> 01:05:10.438
what I learned from all eight
episodes of "Manimal."
1773
01:05:10.515 --> 01:05:13.274
- What I need to know is,
where do you land
1774
01:05:13.351 --> 01:05:15.287
on the whole
nurture versus nature thing?
1775
01:05:15.311 --> 01:05:19.572
I.e. might you offer up
your teat?
1776
01:05:19.649 --> 01:05:20.907
- I absolutely will not.
1777
01:05:20.984 --> 01:05:23.337
- [groans]
How 'bout a lullaby, then?
1778
01:05:23.361 --> 01:05:26.371
Something in G major maybe,
if it suits you, sir.
1779
01:05:26.447 --> 01:05:29.290
- All right,
but if I sing to you,
1780
01:05:29.367 --> 01:05:32.794
will you go to sleep,
you strange little baby-man?
1781
01:05:32.870 --> 01:05:34.150
- That's the idea.
1782
01:05:38.960 --> 01:05:42.762
- # So, kid #
- # May I please #
1783
01:05:42.839 --> 01:05:45.607
- # No, you can't
have this teat #
1784
01:05:45.684 --> 01:05:47.642
- # Such a tease #
1785
01:05:47.719 --> 01:05:50.548
- # So, kid #
- # Just a squeeze #
1786
01:05:50.572 --> 01:05:53.398
- # It's just a figure
of speech #
1787
01:05:53.474 --> 01:05:55.483
# Would you please go to sleep #
1788
01:05:55.560 --> 01:05:57.318
- # How can I fall asleep? #
1789
01:05:57.395 --> 01:05:58.736
# When I can't have this teat #
1790
01:05:58.813 --> 01:06:02.699
- # But you can't have
this teat #
1791
01:06:02.775 --> 01:06:04.325
- [snores]
1792
01:06:04.402 --> 01:06:05.535
- [shushes]
1793
01:06:05.611 --> 01:06:07.331
- Shawn.
- [shushes]
1794
01:06:07.405 --> 01:06:09.965
- Who are you gently
and sweetly singing with?
1795
01:06:11.909 --> 01:06:14.502
- Gus!
Oh, you look beautiful.
1796
01:06:14.579 --> 01:06:16.539
I'd hug ya,
but my nappy's packed
1797
01:06:16.581 --> 01:06:18.840
and I could spit up
at any second.
1798
01:06:18.916 --> 01:06:20.675
- Do you wanna hear
something funny?
1799
01:06:20.752 --> 01:06:22.385
Gus can totally change a diaper.
1800
01:06:22.462 --> 01:06:23.706
- You must be
out of your damn mind.
1801
01:06:23.730 --> 01:06:25.513
- My point is simply
that you have been ready
1802
01:06:25.590 --> 01:06:26.848
for fatherhood your whole life.
1803
01:06:26.924 --> 01:06:28.358
You dated a woman with a kid.
1804
01:06:28.435 --> 01:06:30.518
You accidentally abducted
some other kid.
1805
01:06:30.595 --> 01:06:32.489
All you have to do is copy
what your dad did with you,
1806
01:06:32.513 --> 01:06:35.565
because look how you turned out.
1807
01:06:35.641 --> 01:06:36.994
- [scoffs]
- [spits]
1808
01:06:37.018 --> 01:06:38.746
That was really sweet, you guys,
1809
01:06:38.770 --> 01:06:41.904
in a extremely convoluted way,
but two questions.
1810
01:06:41.981 --> 01:06:45.917
One, is there a ladybug
looking over my shoulder?
1811
01:06:45.994 --> 01:06:48.878
And two, is there anything else
that you could please
1812
01:06:48.955 --> 01:06:50.591
put me in,
so I'm not bouncing here
1813
01:06:50.615 --> 01:06:51.873
in my own poop cage?
1814
01:06:51.949 --> 01:06:52.874
I don't want to belabor
the point,
1815
01:06:52.950 --> 01:06:54.709
but it is getting sloppy.
1816
01:06:54.786 --> 01:06:57.762
Whoo!
1817
01:06:57.839 --> 01:07:00.423
Have you guys ever seen blue?
1818
01:07:00.500 --> 01:07:01.933
Aww.
1819
01:07:06.589 --> 01:07:08.848
- Gus, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?
1820
01:07:08.925 --> 01:07:12.393
- Wilkerson?
We got jackaled.
1821
01:07:12.470 --> 01:07:15.447
[suspenseful music]
1822
01:07:16.557 --> 01:07:19.901
- Now, that would be huge
if I wasn't dreaming.
1823
01:07:19.977 --> 01:07:22.737
Mary, let me ask you... Mary?
1824
01:07:22.814 --> 01:07:26.741
# #
1825
01:07:26.818 --> 01:07:28.910
[exhales]
Oh.
1826
01:07:28.986 --> 01:07:31.746
- [groaning]
1827
01:07:31.823 --> 01:07:33.476
- Gus, what is this?
Why are we doing this?
1828
01:07:33.500 --> 01:07:35.028
- He's resisting, Shawn!
1829
01:07:35.052 --> 01:07:36.637
- Get off of me!
- Are you sure?
1830
01:07:36.661 --> 01:07:38.252
It seems a bit one-sided.
1831
01:07:38.329 --> 01:07:39.420
- He's a merman!
1832
01:07:39.497 --> 01:07:41.631
He's a merman, Shawn with gills!
1833
01:07:41.707 --> 01:07:43.633
I can't hold him down
on account of his slippery,
1834
01:07:43.709 --> 01:07:44.759
scaly epidermis!
1835
01:07:44.836 --> 01:07:46.594
- What is wrong with you two?
1836
01:07:46.671 --> 01:07:47.940
- Excuse me, sir.
1837
01:07:47.964 --> 01:07:49.942
Are you or are you not a merman?
1838
01:07:49.966 --> 01:07:51.819
- No, I'm not a frickin' merman!
1839
01:07:51.843 --> 01:07:54.811
- Gus.
Gus!
1840
01:07:54.887 --> 01:07:56.031
No gills.
1841
01:07:56.055 --> 01:07:58.314
[both panting]
1842
01:07:58.391 --> 01:07:59.732
So let me get this straight.
1843
01:07:59.809 --> 01:08:02.318
You've just been pretending
this whole time?
1844
01:08:02.395 --> 01:08:04.487
- No, not the whole time.
1845
01:08:04.564 --> 01:08:07.281
I mean, I still have
some numbness on my right side,
1846
01:08:07.358 --> 01:08:09.503
but I can get around, obviously.
1847
01:08:09.527 --> 01:08:11.327
And you can't tickle for crap.
1848
01:08:11.404 --> 01:08:13.913
- Why are you doing this?
Is this an insurance thing?
1849
01:08:13.990 --> 01:08:15.759
And is that a cactus
growing out of your head?
1850
01:08:15.783 --> 01:08:19.010
- No and no
and stop touching my scar, man.
1851
01:08:19.087 --> 01:08:20.920
- I gotta wake up.
Wake up, Gus.
1852
01:08:20.997 --> 01:08:21.991
- Gus.
- Wake up, come on.
1853
01:08:22.015 --> 01:08:23.600
- Gus, Gus, Gus!
- What?
1854
01:08:23.624 --> 01:08:24.841
- We're not sleeping, dude.
1855
01:08:24.917 --> 01:08:26.728
I think baby Mary
was a hallucination.
1856
01:08:26.752 --> 01:08:28.522
I'm pretty sure Wilkerson's
the real deal,
1857
01:08:28.546 --> 01:08:29.982
but we're tripping on something.
1858
01:08:30.006 --> 01:08:31.692
- No, not something,
psychotropes.
1859
01:08:31.716 --> 01:08:34.027
You suddenly feel like
you wanna confess something?
1860
01:08:34.051 --> 01:08:35.643
- Yeah.
1861
01:08:35.720 --> 01:08:38.521
I used to have a major thing
for Jewel,
1862
01:08:38.598 --> 01:08:41.691
even after the Civil War movie
and the Bollywood song.
1863
01:08:41.767 --> 01:08:44.443
I mean, the tooth
and the van story,
1864
01:08:44.520 --> 01:08:46.020
she could yodel...
1865
01:08:46.097 --> 01:08:47.875
- Somehow they're getting them
into the patients' meds.
1866
01:08:47.899 --> 01:08:49.877
I stopped taking mine,
but it didn't help.
1867
01:08:49.901 --> 01:08:51.409
[crunching]
1868
01:08:51.485 --> 01:08:52.827
- Carlton may have seen
a zombie.
1869
01:08:52.904 --> 01:08:54.579
- [quacks]
1870
01:08:54.655 --> 01:08:55.716
Did you know there are bodies
in your fields?
1871
01:08:55.740 --> 01:08:57.915
Oh, gosh, it's the ice chips.
1872
01:08:57.992 --> 01:09:00.738
- What?
- Oh, that's just diabolical.
1873
01:09:00.762 --> 01:09:02.837
They know everything.
1874
01:09:02.914 --> 01:09:04.630
That's how they get you.
1875
01:09:04.707 --> 01:09:06.894
Hey, look, if they find out
that I'm still lucid,
1876
01:09:06.918 --> 01:09:09.010
I'm a dead man walking, okay?
1877
01:09:09.086 --> 01:09:10.748
I have money.
I can pay you guys.
1878
01:09:10.772 --> 01:09:12.680
But please don't give me up,
1879
01:09:12.757 --> 01:09:14.401
not after what they did
to my best friend.
1880
01:09:14.425 --> 01:09:16.893
- Devon Tileback?
- Yes, how'd you know that?
1881
01:09:16.969 --> 01:09:18.729
- We didn't.
- Until now.
1882
01:09:18.763 --> 01:09:20.154
- You're the silent partner.
1883
01:09:20.231 --> 01:09:21.898
Tell us everything you know
and your truth
1884
01:09:21.974 --> 01:09:24.066
will be safe in the vault
of secrets.
1885
01:09:24.143 --> 01:09:27.403
- Um, we had an IPO coming up
1886
01:09:27.480 --> 01:09:31.157
and, um, we were cooking
the books that the company...
1887
01:09:31.234 --> 01:09:33.743
- No!
- It was Tileback's idea.
1888
01:09:33.819 --> 01:09:36.704
- Shame.
- I just... I went along with it.
1889
01:09:36.781 --> 01:09:39.665
The lying was killing me.
I was having panic attacks.
1890
01:09:39.742 --> 01:09:41.654
And the next thing you know
I'm recovering here
1891
01:09:41.678 --> 01:09:43.085
from a stroke.
1892
01:09:43.162 --> 01:09:44.223
And apparently
I spilled everything
1893
01:09:44.247 --> 01:09:45.713
to Herschel during therapy,
1894
01:09:45.790 --> 01:09:47.076
because a few days later,
a guy shows up
1895
01:09:47.100 --> 01:09:50.538
at our office saying
he knows everything.
1896
01:09:50.562 --> 01:09:53.471
And he offers to keep
his mouth shut for a price.
1897
01:09:53.547 --> 01:09:54.889
A steep price.
1898
01:09:54.966 --> 01:09:56.818
Tileback played along
for a little while,
1899
01:09:56.842 --> 01:09:58.893
but once the IPO was announced,
1900
01:09:58.970 --> 01:10:00.561
they wanted to bleed us dry.
1901
01:10:00.638 --> 01:10:02.718
Tileback tried
to secretly meet up
1902
01:10:02.765 --> 01:10:05.483
with Chief Lassiter,
and they shot the Chief.
1903
01:10:05.559 --> 01:10:07.621
They tracked Tileback down
and they cut off his hand
1904
01:10:07.645 --> 01:10:09.015
as a warning.
1905
01:10:09.039 --> 01:10:10.249
He tried to disappear,
but they found him
1906
01:10:10.273 --> 01:10:11.822
and then they killed him.
1907
01:10:11.899 --> 01:10:14.700
- Who is "they"?
- I don't know, I don't know.
1908
01:10:14.777 --> 01:10:17.578
They have someone working
on the outside,
1909
01:10:17.655 --> 01:10:20.008
doing all their dirty work
so that they can't be connected
1910
01:10:20.032 --> 01:10:21.540
to the recovery house.
1911
01:10:21.617 --> 01:10:23.676
Devon was so scared
and now he's dead.
1912
01:10:23.753 --> 01:10:27.421
And I will be too
if they ever see me walking.
1913
01:10:27.498 --> 01:10:29.643
- Then why are you packing up
your stuff and leaving?
1914
01:10:29.667 --> 01:10:31.144
- Because obviously,
it's not safe
1915
01:10:31.168 --> 01:10:32.093
for me here either.
1916
01:10:32.169 --> 01:10:33.594
- Hey, hey, hey.
1917
01:10:33.671 --> 01:10:35.232
Your secret is safe
in the vault of secrets.
1918
01:10:35.256 --> 01:10:36.342
- Redundant.
1919
01:10:36.366 --> 01:10:38.032
- From one jackal to another,
1920
01:10:38.109 --> 01:10:39.695
sit tight until we figure out
who's on the outside,
1921
01:10:39.719 --> 01:10:41.936
because that's the guy
who shot the chief of police.
1922
01:10:42.013 --> 01:10:44.842
[indistinct voice]
1923
01:10:44.866 --> 01:10:47.733
- It's Herschel and his twin.
- What?
1924
01:10:47.810 --> 01:10:49.037
- There's one guy standing
over there, Gus.
1925
01:10:49.061 --> 01:10:50.621
How many of those ice chips
did you eat?
1926
01:10:50.688 --> 01:10:52.947
- I just ate the last one.
1927
01:10:53.024 --> 01:10:54.699
- You kept eating them
after we knew
1928
01:10:54.775 --> 01:10:56.200
they were laced
with hallucinogens?
1929
01:10:56.277 --> 01:10:58.297
- I can't help it, Shawn.
I run island hot.
1930
01:10:58.321 --> 01:11:01.163
- Ha!
Dr. Hersch... Woody!
1931
01:11:01.240 --> 01:11:03.260
- Well, hey, guys.
How are we doing?
1932
01:11:03.284 --> 01:11:05.721
- What are you two
still doing here?
1933
01:11:05.745 --> 01:11:07.014
- I get to cover
the night rounds
1934
01:11:07.038 --> 01:11:08.629
for Dr. Herschel.
1935
01:11:08.706 --> 01:11:09.847
- Dr. Herschel's gone?
1936
01:11:11.676 --> 01:11:13.603
- Tell me that isn't the guy
I was supposed to be watching.
1937
01:11:13.627 --> 01:11:15.678
- You know, not to pile
on the criticisms, Woody,
1938
01:11:15.755 --> 01:11:17.691
but we're actually trying
to close up this case quietly,
1939
01:11:17.715 --> 01:11:19.557
which means keeping
the evidence hidden
1940
01:11:19.633 --> 01:11:21.161
until we know who
the outside triggerman is.
1941
01:11:21.185 --> 01:11:23.602
- This is new stuff.
- What?
1942
01:11:23.679 --> 01:11:25.699
- Yeah, I went looking
for that Chiclet I coughed up...
1943
01:11:25.723 --> 01:11:27.209
You know, five day rule
and all...
1944
01:11:27.233 --> 01:11:29.887
I saw that we missed
some of the hidden bandages.
1945
01:11:29.911 --> 01:11:31.619
- Wait a minute.
1946
01:11:31.696 --> 01:11:34.030
Is this a smoky topaz-brown
earmuff or am I imagining it?
1947
01:11:34.106 --> 01:11:36.666
- I don't know anybody who
would wear a bloody earmuff.
1948
01:11:39.570 --> 01:11:41.662
- Gus, I know where
the outside man is.
1949
01:11:41.739 --> 01:11:44.259
- Shawn, will you get
your hand off my knee?
1950
01:11:44.325 --> 01:11:45.717
[crunches]
1951
01:11:51.064 --> 01:11:52.715
- Gus, for the last time.
1952
01:11:52.792 --> 01:11:54.072
Someone from this ice bar
1953
01:11:54.135 --> 01:11:56.155
went to the Herschel House
covered in blood
1954
01:11:56.179 --> 01:11:58.332
and got stitched up
mob doctor style.
1955
01:11:58.356 --> 01:12:00.609
Our highly skilled tracking dog,
1956
01:12:00.633 --> 01:12:02.712
along for the assist
with this earmuff,
1957
01:12:02.736 --> 01:12:04.112
is going to lead us
right to them.
1958
01:12:04.136 --> 01:12:05.864
- Shawn, we've done
this routine before.
1959
01:12:05.888 --> 01:12:07.783
Do you not know the definition
of insanity?
1960
01:12:07.807 --> 01:12:08.992
- Gus, please,
I'm going to leave
1961
01:12:09.016 --> 01:12:10.274
the leash on this time.
1962
01:12:10.351 --> 01:12:13.736
- So?
- Morrissey, smell this muff.
1963
01:12:13.813 --> 01:12:14.978
[growls and chews]
1964
01:12:15.056 --> 01:12:18.908
Ow.
Good news, bad news.
1965
01:12:18.984 --> 01:12:19.995
- What's the bad news?
1966
01:12:20.019 --> 01:12:21.160
- He ate the earmuff.
1967
01:12:21.237 --> 01:12:22.703
- What's the good news?
1968
01:12:22.780 --> 01:12:24.299
- He clearly took on the scent,
Gus, body and soul,
1969
01:12:24.323 --> 01:12:26.966
and he will now lead us
to the owner of said muff.
1970
01:12:27.043 --> 01:12:28.843
- Come on, son.
1971
01:12:30.871 --> 01:12:33.264
[barking]
1972
01:12:33.341 --> 01:12:35.049
- I'll be damned.
1973
01:12:35.126 --> 01:12:36.353
- You're almost in, man.
Come on, come on.
1974
01:12:36.377 --> 01:12:38.052
- [groans]
1975
01:12:38.129 --> 01:12:40.096
- What?
- Ah!
1976
01:12:40.172 --> 01:12:42.732
- It took four minutes for you
to get inside that window.
1977
01:12:42.758 --> 01:12:44.278
- Juliet Spencer O'Hara.
1978
01:12:44.302 --> 01:12:46.655
- Shawn, I have never been
more angry with you.
1979
01:12:46.679 --> 01:12:48.090
- You can't be angry.
- Why?
1980
01:12:48.114 --> 01:12:49.647
- Your blood pressure,
obviously.
1981
01:12:49.723 --> 01:12:51.326
- What?
My blood pressure is fine.
1982
01:12:51.350 --> 01:12:52.630
What are you doing here?
1983
01:12:52.693 --> 01:12:53.954
- We are trying to solve
this case
1984
01:12:53.978 --> 01:12:55.611
so that you don't get busted.
1985
01:12:55.688 --> 01:12:57.224
We have evidence that the guy
Lassie thought he imagined
1986
01:12:57.248 --> 01:12:58.392
is actually real,
came from this place,
1987
01:12:58.416 --> 01:12:59.907
and is a VIP.
1988
01:12:59.984 --> 01:13:01.002
More importantly,
what are you doing here?
1989
01:13:01.026 --> 01:13:01.951
You shouldn't be alone.
1990
01:13:02.027 --> 01:13:03.898
- I'm not alone.
1991
01:13:03.922 --> 01:13:06.205
- I wasn't gonna let her
come here alone.
1992
01:13:06.282 --> 01:13:07.632
And where's this evidence?
1993
01:13:07.708 --> 01:13:08.885
- Currently?
Morrissey's stomach.
1994
01:13:08.909 --> 01:13:10.443
- Or in his intestines.
1995
01:13:10.520 --> 01:13:11.763
- By the way, it could come
back up at any time.
1996
01:13:11.787 --> 01:13:13.236
What's your lead?
1997
01:13:13.314 --> 01:13:14.130
- Final bullet
that shot Lassiter.
1998
01:13:14.206 --> 01:13:15.631
I found it.
1999
01:13:15.708 --> 01:13:16.852
- And I found the gun
with the information
2000
01:13:16.876 --> 01:13:18.134
she didn't directly give to me.
2001
01:13:18.210 --> 01:13:20.344
- Nice, babe.
I'm proud of you.
2002
01:13:20.421 --> 01:13:23.940
Now, is there anything else
you'd like to say to me?
2003
01:13:25.384 --> 01:13:26.736
- Yes.
- Wait.
2004
01:13:26.760 --> 01:13:29.270
[fake sobs]
All right, I'm ready.
2005
01:13:29.346 --> 01:13:31.939
- The slug was traced to
2006
01:13:32.016 --> 01:13:36.152
a rare Norwegian-made pistol
registered to Ova Asblorn.
2007
01:13:36.228 --> 01:13:38.070
- No, not that.
- Ova?
2008
01:13:38.147 --> 01:13:40.698
The bar owner?
[laughs]
2009
01:13:40.774 --> 01:13:41.949
No, no.
2010
01:13:42.026 --> 01:13:43.458
He's just a sweet retiree
2011
01:13:43.536 --> 01:13:44.921
enjoying the second chapter
of his life,
2012
01:13:44.945 --> 01:13:46.214
owning a mountaintop
watering hole.
2013
01:13:46.238 --> 01:13:48.049
- We're talking
about Ova Asblorn?
2014
01:13:48.073 --> 01:13:49.999
- Yes.
- The Butcher of Bodo?
2015
01:13:50.075 --> 01:13:51.501
- The Butcher of what?
2016
01:13:51.577 --> 01:13:53.127
- No, Bodo, Bodo.
Purse your lips.
2017
01:13:53.204 --> 01:13:54.273
- That's a dope nickname.
2018
01:13:54.297 --> 01:13:55.474
- Unless he's an actual butcher.
2019
01:13:55.498 --> 01:13:57.425
Then it's a little on the nose.
2020
01:13:57.449 --> 01:14:00.176
- No, Ova's a gunrunner,
a drug dealer, an extortionist,
2021
01:14:00.252 --> 01:14:02.289
ran a major crime syndicate
in Norway.
2022
01:14:02.313 --> 01:14:04.873
At least, before he almost died.
2023
01:14:05.049 --> 01:14:07.391
- I used to run
a different business.
2024
01:14:07.468 --> 01:14:10.186
- Please stop touching my scar.
2025
01:14:10.262 --> 01:14:14.468
- Oh, my gooshen, Gus.
Ova had a stroke.
2026
01:14:14.492 --> 01:14:16.901
He was a patient
in the Herschel House.
2027
01:14:16.977 --> 01:14:19.456
- He's the outside man
and Lassiter's shooter.
2028
01:14:19.480 --> 01:14:21.155
- Which means Dr. Herschel's
on the inside
2029
01:14:21.232 --> 01:14:23.352
digging out the dirty secrets
of his rich-ass patients.
2030
01:14:23.376 --> 01:14:25.170
- Feeding them to Ova
on the outside
2031
01:14:25.194 --> 01:14:26.744
to shake down the victims.
2032
01:14:26.820 --> 01:14:28.432
- Nobody ever put those two
together until now.
2033
01:14:28.456 --> 01:14:30.342
- And we just figured out
the final piece.
2034
01:14:30.366 --> 01:14:31.799
- Nasty dance.
Wood on wood.
2035
01:14:31.876 --> 01:14:32.876
Nasty dance.
2036
01:14:32.952 --> 01:14:34.877
- [barking]
2037
01:14:34.954 --> 01:14:37.338
- Guys.
- Morrissey?
2038
01:14:37.414 --> 01:14:38.881
Uh-oh.
2039
01:14:38.958 --> 01:14:41.884
[menacing music]
2040
01:14:41.961 --> 01:14:46.305
# #
2041
01:14:46.382 --> 01:14:48.057
I guess it's not Ova.
2042
01:14:48.133 --> 01:14:50.893
- It's Ova.
- Yeah, but it's not "ova."
2043
01:14:50.970 --> 01:14:52.250
- Shawn, it's Ova.
2044
01:14:52.304 --> 01:14:53.823
- Gus, this is
nowhere near "ova."
2045
01:14:53.847 --> 01:14:55.158
- It's Ova right there, Shawn.
- Guys.
2046
01:14:55.182 --> 01:14:57.525
- [howling]
2047
01:14:57.601 --> 01:14:58.901
[barking]
2048
01:14:58.978 --> 01:15:00.945
- Well...
2049
01:15:01.021 --> 01:15:02.290
- That dog doesn't care
about anything.
2050
01:15:02.314 --> 01:15:04.240
[bangs]
2051
01:15:04.316 --> 01:15:05.961
- Okay, we gotta get
out of here.
2052
01:15:05.985 --> 01:15:08.911
[sinister music]
2053
01:15:08.988 --> 01:15:15.968
# #
2054
01:15:18.914 --> 01:15:20.117
- Oh, come on, dude.
2055
01:15:20.141 --> 01:15:21.781
Did you just put
on a dead man's earmuffs?
2056
01:15:21.834 --> 01:15:23.028
- He can have them back
2057
01:15:23.052 --> 01:15:25.612
whenever he wants them back,
Shawn.
2058
01:15:27.089 --> 01:15:29.273
- Got him.
2059
01:15:29.350 --> 01:15:31.850
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Per... Pern... Per...
2060
01:15:31.927 --> 01:15:33.055
What am I looking for?
- [purrs]
2061
01:15:33.079 --> 01:15:34.155
- I have to roll the R
like that?
2062
01:15:34.179 --> 01:15:35.637
- Yes.
2063
01:15:35.714 --> 01:15:36.992
- [exaggerated trill]
Per, listen to me, man.
2064
01:15:37.016 --> 01:15:39.233
I see it.
- That's Per. He's my son.
2065
01:15:39.310 --> 01:15:41.944
He's already displeased
with me and my career choices.
2066
01:15:42.021 --> 01:15:44.530
- Your dad, sweet old Ova,
right?
2067
01:15:44.607 --> 01:15:46.165
He suddenly has a stroke
and then boom,
2068
01:15:46.242 --> 01:15:48.437
he wants to go down
the straight and narrow, huh?
2069
01:15:48.461 --> 01:15:50.411
He wants to turn over
a new leaf and he gives up
2070
01:15:50.487 --> 01:15:51.870
the family business.
2071
01:15:51.947 --> 01:15:54.373
- [speaks Norwegian]
2072
01:15:54.450 --> 01:15:56.177
- What?
- What are you saying?
2073
01:15:56.201 --> 01:15:59.031
- I waited my whole life
for my moment.
2074
01:15:59.055 --> 01:16:01.589
- Right, fathers,
they disappoint us, man.
2075
01:16:01.665 --> 01:16:04.258
That's what they do, trust me.
I know.
2076
01:16:04.335 --> 01:16:07.177
Sometimes, in very rare cases,
the hospitals
2077
01:16:07.254 --> 01:16:09.981
that care for them use
their secrets
2078
01:16:10.057 --> 01:16:12.984
to blackmail their families,
right?
2079
01:16:14.553 --> 01:16:17.605
- Well, they tried,
but I changed the deal,
2080
01:16:17.681 --> 01:16:19.282
made myself a partner.
2081
01:16:19.358 --> 01:16:22.318
[speaking Norwegian]
2082
01:16:22.394 --> 01:16:23.955
- No, you're going
into Norwegian again, man.
2083
01:16:23.979 --> 01:16:25.279
We don't have the...
2084
01:16:25.356 --> 01:16:27.906
- Your friend Lassiter,
he got too close.
2085
01:16:27.983 --> 01:16:31.201
I didn't think he'd make it
after I shot him.
2086
01:16:31.278 --> 01:16:32.603
[speaks Norwegian]
2087
01:16:32.680 --> 01:16:34.049
- Chief, help me out here.
What is he saying?
2088
01:16:34.073 --> 01:16:35.331
- How should I know?
2089
01:16:35.407 --> 01:16:36.509
- Aren't you Swedish
or something?
2090
01:16:36.533 --> 01:16:38.208
- No.
2091
01:16:38.285 --> 01:16:40.322
- Then did he see my face?
Did he remember anything?
2092
01:16:40.346 --> 01:16:43.047
Well, there was only one way
to find out.
2093
01:16:43.123 --> 01:16:46.620
Get him into the right recovery
home and watch him.
2094
01:16:46.644 --> 01:16:49.511
- Gus?
[gasps]
2095
01:16:49.588 --> 01:16:51.191
What are you guys doing
back here?
2096
01:16:51.215 --> 01:16:52.931
- How many of you are there?
2097
01:16:53.008 --> 01:16:55.267
- Selene?
- Gus?
2098
01:16:55.344 --> 01:16:58.937
I went to the hospital.
I saw her, your nurse.
2099
01:16:59.014 --> 01:17:00.898
- What?
- Yeah.
2100
01:17:00.974 --> 01:17:04.109
You know, I don't hate her.
She's kind, pretty.
2101
01:17:04.186 --> 01:17:06.223
I mean, I really wish
she wasn't your choice...
2102
01:17:06.247 --> 01:17:07.975
- She's not my choice.
- No, just stay here!
2103
01:17:07.999 --> 01:17:10.249
Stay here!
- Stop, stop, all of you!
2104
01:17:10.326 --> 01:17:14.370
There's only one way this ends,
so let's just get on with it.
2105
01:17:14.446 --> 01:17:16.547
She dies first.
- Oh, no, you won't!
2106
01:17:16.624 --> 01:17:18.132
- Shawn, step back!
2107
01:17:20.119 --> 01:17:21.399
- You will not shoot my wife.
2108
01:17:23.455 --> 01:17:25.181
She's pregnant.
2109
01:17:25.257 --> 01:17:29.310
- What?
- Jules, I know and I'm ready.
2110
01:17:30.629 --> 01:17:32.324
That's a lie.
I'm not ready.
2111
01:17:32.348 --> 01:17:34.609
I'm not even sort of ready,
but I mean, I figure
2112
01:17:34.633 --> 01:17:36.277
once the whole two-year
gestation period
2113
01:17:36.301 --> 01:17:37.696
plays itself out... I mean,
how far along are we?
2114
01:17:37.720 --> 01:17:39.445
- Shawn.
2115
01:17:39.522 --> 01:17:41.116
- I'm just trying to figure out
how much time we have.
2116
01:17:41.140 --> 01:17:42.992
I have.
We're not talking hours, right?
2117
01:17:43.016 --> 01:17:44.411
Like, nothing's gonna break
and start cascading, right?
2118
01:17:44.435 --> 01:17:45.387
Nothing like... [panting]
2119
01:17:45.411 --> 01:17:46.643
- Shawn, if this some sort
2120
01:17:46.721 --> 01:17:47.578
of weird distraction move,
stop it.
2121
01:17:47.655 --> 01:17:49.405
Step out of the open!
2122
01:17:49.481 --> 01:17:51.093
- I'm not gonna let you shoot
Shules' baby either.
2123
01:17:51.117 --> 01:17:52.533
- What's a Shules?
2124
01:17:52.609 --> 01:17:54.396
- You people are making
my head hurt.
2125
01:17:54.420 --> 01:17:57.162
- Shawn, step out of the open
or I will shoot you myself.
2126
01:17:57.239 --> 01:17:58.589
I am not pregnant.
2127
01:17:58.666 --> 01:18:00.552
- Can you two figure this out
in your own time?
2128
01:18:00.576 --> 01:18:02.354
- Sweetheart, I get it,
you wanted to tell me yourself,
2129
01:18:02.378 --> 01:18:04.690
but I saw the pregnancy test
in your car.
2130
01:18:04.714 --> 01:18:06.283
- What?
- Excuse me.
2131
01:18:06.307 --> 01:18:08.924
Um, may I speak to my friends,
please?
2132
01:18:09.001 --> 01:18:12.136
- Well, by all means.
2133
01:18:12.212 --> 01:18:15.314
Gus, I couldn't find you
for two days.
2134
01:18:15.391 --> 01:18:17.433
You went radio silent on me,
2135
01:18:17.509 --> 01:18:20.102
and I wanted to see
how you really felt about us
2136
01:18:20.179 --> 01:18:21.520
before I told you.
2137
01:18:21.597 --> 01:18:23.072
- Told me what?
2138
01:18:24.641 --> 01:18:26.108
- The pregnancy test is mine.
2139
01:18:26.185 --> 01:18:27.429
- [gasps] Praise be.
2140
01:18:27.453 --> 01:18:29.153
- [gasps]
2141
01:18:29.229 --> 01:18:31.600
- Me.
2142
01:18:31.624 --> 01:18:33.240
[thuds]
2143
01:18:33.317 --> 01:18:36.335
- [grunts]
- [groaning]
2144
01:18:36.412 --> 01:18:39.338
[dramatic music]
2145
01:18:39.415 --> 01:18:42.499
# #
2146
01:18:42.576 --> 01:18:44.137
- I know you hate
the late night routine,
2147
01:18:44.161 --> 01:18:45.594
Carlton, but bottoms up.
2148
01:18:47.724 --> 01:18:49.693
- Hey, I don't recognize
any of these pills.
2149
01:18:49.717 --> 01:18:51.175
- Hmm?
2150
01:18:51.251 --> 01:18:52.729
Oh, that's 'cause those ones
are different.
2151
01:18:52.753 --> 01:18:55.596
Those are designed to make
you go to sleep forever.
2152
01:18:55.672 --> 01:18:57.264
And if you don't take them,
2153
01:18:57.341 --> 01:18:59.360
then I will just throw a shot
of this into your drip
2154
01:18:59.384 --> 01:19:01.694
and Bob will still be
your uncle, I'm afraid.
2155
01:19:03.430 --> 01:19:05.314
- Go for it.
2156
01:19:05.390 --> 01:19:08.484
- Oh, have it your way, Carlton.
2157
01:19:08.560 --> 01:19:10.152
That gorgeous black friend
of yours
2158
01:19:10.229 --> 01:19:11.706
and his sidekick are not
gonna make it back.
2159
01:19:11.730 --> 01:19:13.600
They were easy to manipulate.
2160
01:19:13.624 --> 01:19:15.532
Truth be told, I like you,
Carlton.
2161
01:19:15.609 --> 01:19:18.160
You got soft lips
and a chest full of hair
2162
01:19:18.237 --> 01:19:20.149
plentiful enough to wig
all of Destiny's Child,
2163
01:19:20.173 --> 01:19:22.331
so trust me when I say
this is the last thing
2164
01:19:22.407 --> 01:19:23.648
I wanted to do today.
2165
01:19:23.726 --> 01:19:24.658
- How can you be mixed up
2166
01:19:24.735 --> 01:19:26.113
with something like this?
2167
01:19:26.137 --> 01:19:27.586
- Mixed up?
2168
01:19:27.663 --> 01:19:29.755
Oh, right, this couldn't
possibly be my idea, right?
2169
01:19:29.832 --> 01:19:31.601
I mean, as a woman, I must have
been compromised
2170
01:19:31.625 --> 01:19:33.342
or forced to participate, right?
2171
01:19:33.418 --> 01:19:36.498
This was all my idea.
All my baby.
2172
01:19:36.522 --> 01:19:39.389
And that Boy Scout Herschel
couldn't be more oblivious.
2173
01:19:39.466 --> 01:19:41.809
And all you had to do
was lie there
2174
01:19:41.885 --> 01:19:43.714
and eat those ice chips, but no,
2175
01:19:43.738 --> 01:19:46.383
you and the get-along gang
just could not leave
2176
01:19:46.407 --> 01:19:47.407
well enough alone.
2177
01:19:47.483 --> 01:19:50.442
[tense music]
2178
01:19:50.519 --> 01:19:52.444
- [exhales]
2179
01:19:52.521 --> 01:19:53.746
[gloves snap]
2180
01:19:56.108 --> 01:19:57.500
- Open your eyes, Carlton.
2181
01:19:59.444 --> 01:20:00.814
You're not going anywhere.
2182
01:20:00.838 --> 01:20:03.539
I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to put my foot down.
2183
01:20:03.615 --> 01:20:04.832
- I think I'm done.
2184
01:20:04.908 --> 01:20:06.427
I'm no good to anyone like this.
2185
01:20:06.451 --> 01:20:08.794
Can't think straight.
I can't walk.
2186
01:20:08.871 --> 01:20:09.795
I'm just so tired, Pop.
2187
01:20:09.872 --> 01:20:11.547
- Aw, is it your daddy?
2188
01:20:11.623 --> 01:20:13.265
Is he back?
2189
01:20:13.342 --> 01:20:16.552
Well, you tell him
you're gonna see him very soon.
2190
01:20:16.628 --> 01:20:19.680
- So tired.
- Think about Marlowe.
2191
01:20:19.756 --> 01:20:22.336
Think about Lily.
They need you.
2192
01:20:22.360 --> 01:20:24.601
- Like I needed you?
2193
01:20:24.678 --> 01:20:27.396
- I am so sorry
that I wasn't with you,
2194
01:20:27.472 --> 01:20:30.649
but I promise I didn't miss
a single thing.
2195
01:20:30.726 --> 01:20:32.535
The day you caught
your first fish...
2196
01:20:32.611 --> 01:20:34.361
When you hit your first
and only home run,
2197
01:20:34.438 --> 01:20:35.571
it was a foul ball.
2198
01:20:35.647 --> 01:20:37.281
- I know.
2199
01:20:37.357 --> 01:20:39.408
- Well, I wasn't going
to tell anyone.
2200
01:20:39.484 --> 01:20:42.564
I was dead.
- [laughs]
2201
01:20:42.588 --> 01:20:44.171
- I'm so proud of you, Carlton.
2202
01:20:45.824 --> 01:20:47.611
- You said you were
gonna be fine.
2203
01:20:47.635 --> 01:20:50.335
You said Lassiters tough it out.
2204
01:20:50.412 --> 01:20:52.671
I never got to say good-bye.
2205
01:20:52.748 --> 01:20:54.840
- Yeah.
2206
01:20:54.917 --> 01:20:56.592
It was supposed to be
a routine bypass.
2207
01:20:56.668 --> 01:20:59.103
It was a blood clot.
2208
01:20:59.838 --> 01:21:03.765
But you, you have a choice.
2209
01:21:03.842 --> 01:21:05.267
You are not done yet.
2210
01:21:05.344 --> 01:21:07.144
- What if I don't get better?
2211
01:21:07.220 --> 01:21:08.882
How am I supposed to teach Lily
how to fly fish
2212
01:21:08.906 --> 01:21:10.439
with just one working hand?
2213
01:21:10.515 --> 01:21:13.817
- You will get better,
so live for us both.
2214
01:21:13.894 --> 01:21:16.361
Be the husband and father
that I didn't get to be.
2215
01:21:16.438 --> 01:21:19.740
You gotta fight, Carlton.
Fight for your family.
2216
01:21:19.816 --> 01:21:22.409
Fight for your queen.
2217
01:21:22.486 --> 01:21:24.620
- Just so tired, Pop.
2218
01:21:24.696 --> 01:21:27.506
Just let me sleep
for ten minutes.
2219
01:21:27.583 --> 01:21:29.416
- Oh, that's it.
2220
01:21:29.493 --> 01:21:32.794
Sweet, sweet surrender.
2221
01:21:32.871 --> 01:21:36.632
It's all gonna be over soon.
2222
01:21:36.708 --> 01:21:39.676
- Carlton, get up.
2223
01:21:39.753 --> 01:21:42.479
Don't give up, Carlton.
Open your eyes.
2224
01:21:42.556 --> 01:21:44.877
[solemn music]
2225
01:21:44.901 --> 01:21:46.650
- [shushes]
2226
01:21:48.595 --> 01:21:50.312
Good-bye, Carlton.
2227
01:21:50.389 --> 01:21:51.313
[gun clicks]
2228
01:21:51.390 --> 01:21:53.449
- [gasps]
2229
01:21:53.525 --> 01:21:55.567
[gunshot cracks]
2230
01:21:55.644 --> 01:21:56.818
- That's my boy.
2231
01:21:56.895 --> 01:21:57.914
- How did you get that gun
in here?
2232
01:21:57.938 --> 01:21:59.371
- He actually has three.
2233
01:21:59.448 --> 01:22:01.531
One in the chair,
one in the fireplace,
2234
01:22:01.608 --> 01:22:03.709
and one right up his chute,
a little John Dilly.
2235
01:22:03.786 --> 01:22:05.647
- Dad, I got this.
2236
01:22:05.671 --> 01:22:07.329
And I forgive you.
2237
01:22:07.406 --> 01:22:10.290
I'm sorry.
I just miss you so much,
2238
01:22:10.367 --> 01:22:12.854
and I'm damn proud
to be a Lassiter.
2239
01:22:12.878 --> 01:22:15.398
You have the right
to remain silent.
2240
01:22:16.974 --> 01:22:19.508
[indistinct radio chatter]
2241
01:22:19.584 --> 01:22:21.760
- He can go by Danger,
he can go by Shaft,
2242
01:22:21.837 --> 01:22:24.304
He can go by Shafty,
he can go by De'Shaft.
2243
01:22:24.381 --> 01:22:25.608
- That's God's comma.
2244
01:22:25.632 --> 01:22:27.432
- Yes, it does... has
the God comma in it.
2245
01:22:27.509 --> 01:22:28.578
- Excuse me, Shawn.
- Yes?
2246
01:22:28.602 --> 01:22:29.737
- Can I talk to my baby's daddy?
2247
01:22:29.761 --> 01:22:31.030
- Of course.
- Thank you.
2248
01:22:31.054 --> 01:22:33.313
- Come on, son.
- Come on, son.
2249
01:22:33.390 --> 01:22:34.506
- How are you feeling,
2250
01:22:34.583 --> 01:22:35.440
my little chocolate chippy-chip?
2251
01:22:35.517 --> 01:22:37.275
- Oh, I'm fine.
2252
01:22:37.352 --> 01:22:38.579
You know I didn't really
faint before.
2253
01:22:38.603 --> 01:22:39.823
I was just resting my legs.
2254
01:22:39.847 --> 01:22:42.197
- Yes, rest those legs.
- Mm-hmm.
2255
01:22:42.274 --> 01:22:43.573
- Now listen.
2256
01:22:43.650 --> 01:22:45.325
I know all of this happened
very fast.
2257
01:22:45.402 --> 01:22:46.421
- Yes.
2258
01:22:46.445 --> 01:22:51.248
- So, Burton Guster...
2259
01:22:51.324 --> 01:22:52.861
Will you...
- Oh, timeout.
2260
01:22:52.885 --> 01:22:54.988
Uh, Selene, I think
you've flipped-flopped
2261
01:22:55.012 --> 01:22:56.531
the situation here.
2262
01:22:56.555 --> 01:22:58.599
- Shawn.
- You're ruining everything.
2263
01:22:58.623 --> 01:23:01.925
This is exactly how
I imagined it would go.
2264
01:23:02.002 --> 01:23:03.593
- I'm gonna be a godmother.
2265
01:23:03.670 --> 01:23:04.781
- Chief.
- Hmm?
2266
01:23:04.805 --> 01:23:05.898
- She's my best friend.
2267
01:23:05.922 --> 01:23:07.222
- [shushes]
2268
01:23:07.299 --> 01:23:10.587
- So, Burton Guster,
will you make me
2269
01:23:10.611 --> 01:23:12.728
the happiest woman
on this planet,
2270
01:23:12.804 --> 01:23:15.355
on Ares and Pluto...
2271
01:23:15.432 --> 01:23:17.566
- And Pluto?
- And marry me?
2272
01:23:17.642 --> 01:23:20.402
- Yes, I will do that.
2273
01:23:20.479 --> 01:23:21.890
[both squealing]
2274
01:23:21.914 --> 01:23:24.373
Now...
- Ooh.
2275
01:23:24.450 --> 01:23:26.783
- Selene, will you marry me
2276
01:23:26.860 --> 01:23:30.996
and protect me from spiders
and polar bears and...
2277
01:23:31.073 --> 01:23:33.009
agree to live next door
to Shawn and Jules
2278
01:23:33.033 --> 01:23:35.053
and have connecting pools
in our backyards
2279
01:23:35.077 --> 01:23:37.803
and a lazy river running
through our living rooms?
2280
01:23:37.880 --> 01:23:40.922
- Oh, that's a ton to unpack.
- It is.
2281
01:23:40.999 --> 01:23:42.591
- You know what?
Yes, I will!
2282
01:23:42.667 --> 01:23:44.593
Yes!
- What?
2283
01:23:44.669 --> 01:23:46.105
- Yes!
[laughter]
2284
01:23:46.129 --> 01:23:48.597
- Aww, ooh, yeah.
2285
01:23:48.673 --> 01:23:51.349
[both squeal]
2286
01:23:51.426 --> 01:23:54.403
[both moaning]
2287
01:23:55.555 --> 01:23:58.115
- Sure you're not upset
about the whole no kid thing?
2288
01:23:58.141 --> 01:23:59.775
- What?
Oh, not even a little.
2289
01:23:59.851 --> 01:24:01.588
- Oh, I love you.
- Oh, yeah.
2290
01:24:01.612 --> 01:24:02.872
- You're my person.
- Yeah.
2291
01:24:02.896 --> 01:24:04.863
- Mwah.
2292
01:24:04.940 --> 01:24:08.825
Now, we just have one tiny,
little detail to iron out.
2293
01:24:08.902 --> 01:24:10.505
- What's that?
- I'm still married.
2294
01:24:10.529 --> 01:24:11.648
- What?
- Don't worry about it.
2295
01:24:11.672 --> 01:24:12.965
We'll figure it out.
- What?
2296
01:24:12.989 --> 01:24:14.831
- [squeals]
2297
01:24:14.908 --> 01:24:17.793
[cheering]
2298
01:24:17.869 --> 01:24:20.429
[upbeat music]
2299
01:24:20.506 --> 01:24:22.464
- How's it feel?
2300
01:24:22.541 --> 01:24:24.475
Blessed be the fruit, huh?
2301
01:24:24.551 --> 01:24:26.413
# #
2302
01:24:26.437 --> 01:24:28.645
all: Yay, yay, yay, yay!
2303
01:24:33.943 --> 01:24:35.196
- You guys, uh...
2304
01:24:35.220 --> 01:24:36.465
You guys go ahead.
2305
01:24:36.489 --> 01:24:38.939
I'm gonna stay behind.
2306
01:24:39.015 --> 01:24:40.023
- Wait, here?
2307
01:24:40.100 --> 01:24:41.566
- Yes.
2308
01:24:41.643 --> 01:24:43.026
I spoke to Butterfly.
2309
01:24:43.103 --> 01:24:44.914
She just wants me
to live my best life.
2310
01:24:44.938 --> 01:24:46.530
Also, she hates me.
2311
01:24:46.606 --> 01:24:48.876
I think this is where
I'm meant to be.
2312
01:24:48.900 --> 01:24:51.868
From now on,
I will be Dr. Catalon,
2313
01:24:51.945 --> 01:24:54.423
and you two are sworn
to keep my secret.
2314
01:24:54.447 --> 01:24:57.082
- Excuse me, Dr. Catalon.
- Oh!
2315
01:24:57.159 --> 01:24:59.417
- I'm sorry to say
I'm a bit flummoxed.
2316
01:24:59.494 --> 01:25:04.047
There appears to be someone
here claiming to be you.
2317
01:25:04.124 --> 01:25:06.883
- Oh, really?
2318
01:25:06.960 --> 01:25:09.436
[chuckles]
2319
01:25:11.464 --> 01:25:14.724
- Gentlemen, the door.
2320
01:25:14.801 --> 01:25:18.090
- Carlton, that is what
they call a collar's collar.
2321
01:25:18.114 --> 01:25:20.981
- And I knew the second
they admitted you to
2322
01:25:21.057 --> 01:25:23.119
this beautiful facility
that, someday,
2323
01:25:23.143 --> 01:25:25.902
you'd find a way to discharge
your weapon inside.
2324
01:25:25.979 --> 01:25:28.864
- Thank you, both of you.
2325
01:25:28.940 --> 01:25:31.100
- What for?
- How much time you got, Henry?
2326
01:25:35.089 --> 01:25:38.748
- So, are you ready
to see Marlowe?
2327
01:25:38.825 --> 01:25:40.720
- The question is,
is she ready to see me?
2328
01:25:40.744 --> 01:25:43.782
- Oh, I think she's ready
to see you.
2329
01:25:43.806 --> 01:25:46.006
- Oh, O'Hara,
I made her go away.
2330
01:25:46.082 --> 01:25:47.883
- I know you did.
2331
01:25:47.959 --> 01:25:49.721
- I couldn't stand the thought
of her seeing me like this
2332
01:25:49.745 --> 01:25:52.721
one more day stuck in that bed
and stuck in this chair.
2333
01:25:52.797 --> 01:25:54.984
That woman's the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me.
2334
01:25:55.008 --> 01:25:57.642
- Agree.
- To agree.
2335
01:25:57.719 --> 01:26:00.645
[hopeful music]
2336
01:26:00.722 --> 01:26:04.908
# #
2337
01:26:04.985 --> 01:26:08.570
- Hello, my love.
2338
01:26:08.647 --> 01:26:10.780
- Stop.
Please.
2339
01:26:10.857 --> 01:26:12.824
# #
2340
01:26:12.901 --> 01:26:14.951
- I-I'm sorry.
2341
01:26:15.028 --> 01:26:17.662
Did I...?
2342
01:26:17.739 --> 01:26:20.665
[tense music]
2343
01:26:20.742 --> 01:26:23.627
# #
2344
01:26:23.703 --> 01:26:26.597
[inspiring music]
2345
01:26:26.673 --> 01:26:33.637
# #
2346
01:26:33.713 --> 01:26:36.014
[shaky exhale]
2347
01:26:36.091 --> 01:26:41.653
# #
2348
01:26:41.730 --> 01:26:43.772
[sniffles]
2349
01:26:43.848 --> 01:26:47.721
# #
2350
01:26:47.745 --> 01:26:49.828
- Hi.
- Hi.
2351
01:26:49.905 --> 01:26:53.156
# #
2352
01:26:53.233 --> 01:26:54.875
- I just wanted
to look my wife in the eye
2353
01:26:54.952 --> 01:26:57.564
when I said,
"Let's go home."
2354
01:26:57.588 --> 01:27:00.789
- [gasps]
2355
01:27:00.865 --> 01:27:03.111
- [laughs]
2356
01:27:03.135 --> 01:27:04.968
# #
2357
01:27:05.045 --> 01:27:06.503
- I love you so much, baby.
2358
01:27:06.579 --> 01:27:08.825
- I love you.
I love you.
2359
01:27:08.849 --> 01:27:11.828
[tender music]
2360
01:27:11.852 --> 01:27:18.899
# #
2361
01:27:21.761 --> 01:27:24.521
- Bye, Pop.
2362
01:27:24.597 --> 01:27:31.578
# #
2363
01:27:51.374 --> 01:27:54.301
[devious music]
2364
01:27:54.377 --> 01:27:55.771
- There he goes!
- Hey, hey!
2365
01:27:55.795 --> 01:27:58.647
Hey, wait up!
- Sir... sir, stop!
2366
01:27:58.724 --> 01:28:05.529
# #
2367
01:28:09.434 --> 01:28:10.817
[whimsical music]
2368
01:28:10.894 --> 01:28:12.121
- # In Paris, they are free #
2369
01:28:12.145 --> 01:28:14.029
# In Stockholm, they roam #
2370
01:28:14.105 --> 01:28:17.115
# In Denmark, they wear
little clogs on their paws #
2371
01:28:17.192 --> 01:28:18.928
- # They have no fear of death #
2372
01:28:18.952 --> 01:28:20.880
# They don't steal
children's breath #
2373
01:28:20.904 --> 01:28:23.880
# That's a rumor
concocted by dogs #
2374
01:28:23.957 --> 01:28:27.083
- # Ah, the cats, the cats,
the cats #
2375
01:28:27.160 --> 01:28:30.920
# Round and round they go #
2376
01:28:30.997 --> 01:28:32.922
- # Call them gato or chat #
2377
01:28:32.999 --> 01:28:34.382
# Tell you I will not #
2378
01:28:34.459 --> 01:28:38.603
# I will not throw away
mon chat #