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(FOOTSTEPS, A RADIO PLAYING A SONG)

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[ rolling thunder ]

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[ a song plays on the car radio ] ♪♪♪

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[ rolling thunder ]

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[ a song plays on the car radio ] ♪♪♪

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[ car horn ]

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[ a song plays on the car radio ] ♪♪♪

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WHAT THE!

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[ footsteps ]

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[ knocking on window ]

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♪♪♪

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HELL OF A NIGHT TO BE OUT ON THE OPEN ROAD.

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HE HE, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF,

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ALDOUS LENNON BALFOUR.

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ALDOUS LENNON BALFOUR

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THAT'S UH,

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QUITE A NAME.

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INDEED IT IS,

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ALDOUS WAS MY GREAT GREAT GRANDDADDY.

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A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN AND A DECORATED CONFEDERATE GENERAL.

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LENNON BEING JOHN LENNON,

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AND BALFOUR WAS MY MOMMA'S MAIDEN NAME.

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AS A CHILD, I OFTEN IMAGINED MY MOMMA AND MISTER JOHN LENNON BETROTHED,

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AND THE REASON FOR HIS ABSENCE, WAS, HE WAS ALWAYS ON THE ROAD.

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BUT IN ALL PROBABILITY,

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SHE GOT AROUND.

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SHE NEVER DID APPEASE MY EXUBERANT CURIOSITY,

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REGARDING THE IDENTITY OF WHO'S PROGENY I'D GROWN TO BECOME.

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SO UH,

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WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO, MISTER BALFOUR?

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WELL,

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I SUSPECT THE MORE INTERESTING QUESTION IS,

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING PICKING UP A STRANGER,

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IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?

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BAH! HAHAHA

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WOOOOO HAHAHA

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OH, I'M JUST TWISTING YOUR AREOLA’S.

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I AM A MAN OF MANY TALENTS.

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I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE FROM A

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A GRAVEDIGGER TO A,

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DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN,

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SOME EVEN FANCY ME A DOCTOR.

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I GUESS THE TRUNCATED MOTIS OPERANDUS IS,

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I GET BY.

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ARE YOU GONNA RECIPROCATE?

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HUH? UM,

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WHAT ARE YOU DOIN ON SUCH A OPPRESSIVELY PRECIPITOUS AND DARE I SAY GLOOMY NIGHT?

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NOTHIN MUCH, JUST UH,

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ON MY WAY TO VISIT FAMILY.

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AW FAMILY, HOW SWEET THE SOUND.

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FAMILY

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SO UH, HOW BOUT YOU? WHERE YOU OFF TO? WHERE YOU HEADED?

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HEH, WELL,

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I'M JUST A POOR WAYFARING STRANGER,

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TRAVELING THIS DARK ROAD ALONE.

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IT IS A DARK ROAD BUT,

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NEITHER OF US,

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IS ALONE.

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[ a song tunes in on the radio ]

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PARDON THE INTRUSION BUT,

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JUDGING BY THE SCARCITY OF YOUR TRAVELING ACCOUTERMENTS,

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I'D SAY YOU LEFT IN A HURRY.

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THOSE BLOODSHOT EYES AND THAT ANGRY DING ON YOU BROW,

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THEY INDICATE THAT YOU SIR, HAVE BEEN AT BLOWS.

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SHOULD I HAZARD A GUESS?

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HAS MARITAL BLISS GONE SOUTH OF HEAVEN?

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IF I WAS GONNA GUESS AGAIN, I'D SAY,

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WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM?

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ENOUGH!

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ENOUGH!

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ALRIGHT I

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I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO DISCUSS MY PERSONAL LIFE,

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WITH A FUCKING HITCHER!

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GOTTA BE SOMETHING ON THIS GODDAMN STEREO.

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[ road sounds, wind and rain ]

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THAT'S IT.

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HA HA THAT'S IT!

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I'M JUST A POOR WAYFARING STRANGER,

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TRAVELIN THROUGH, THIS WORLD BELOW.

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AND I KNOW DARK CLOUDS, WILL GATHER ROUND ME

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AND I KNOW MY WAY, IS ROUGH AND STEEP.

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AND THE BEAUTIFUL FIELDS THAT RISE BEFORE ME,

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AND MY NEEDS ARE ROUGH AND STEEP.

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HE HE HE,

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I KNEW IT,

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POOR WAYFARING STRANGER.

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THAT WAS MY MOMMA'S FAVORITE SONG.

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♪♪♪

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IN AN EFFORT TO ALLEVIATE THE WEIGHT OF THIS OPPRESSIVE SILENCE,

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ALLOW ME TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH A POEM.

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A MAN OF WORDS AND NOT OF DEEDS,

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IS LIKE A GARDEN FULL OF WEEDS.

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AND WHEN THE WEEDS BEGIN TO GROW,

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IT'S LIKE A GARDEN FULL OF SNOW.

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AND WHEN THE SNOW BEGINS TO FALL,

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WELL, IT'S LIKE A BIRD UPON A WALL.

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AND WHEN THE BIRD AWAY DOES FLY,

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IT'S LIKE AN EAGLE IN THE SKY.

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AND WHEN THE SKY BEGINS TO ROAR,

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IT'S LIKE A LION AT YOUR DOOR.

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AND WHEN YOUR DOOR BEGINS TO CRACK,

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IT'S LIKE A STICK ACROSS YOUR BACK.

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AND WHEN YOUR BACK BEGINS TO SMART,

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IT'S LIKE A PIN KNIFE IN YOUR HEART.

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AND WHEN YOUR HEART BEGINS TO BLEED,

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YOUR DEAD AND DEAD,

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AND DEAD INDEED.

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HEH!

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THAT'S DARK,

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THAT'S REALLY DARK MAN,

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YOU UH,

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GOT ANYTHING A LITTLE LIGHTER?

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A CROOKED AND FORBODING SIGH CROSSED HIS LIPS.

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A STRANGER BEAT A SOAKED FIST ACROSS A COARSE WOODEN BEAM.

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AN OLD FARMER WELCOMED HIM IN.

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AND HE FED THE TIRED WANDERER, WARM COFFEE AND COLD GRITS FROM HIS BEST TINS.

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AND THEY SAT BY THE FIRE AND THE STRANGER BEGAN.

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HIS WAS A TALE OF WOE,

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AND BLOODYMINDED VIOLENCE.

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I,

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SAID THE STRANGER.

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AM A BLIGHT ON THE WHOLE OF THIS CURSED EARTH.

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I'M A MURDERER OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN,

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OF THIS YOU CAN BE SURE.

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AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I'M TOLD.

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I ARRIVED HOME ONE NIGHT, TO FIND MY WEDDED BLISS TORN ASUNDER,

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BY A GRIM AND ALBEIT MESSY SCENE.

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AND I ASSURE YOU,

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I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION,

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OF THE EVENTS THAT PAINTED MY LIFE A THIN VERMILLION HUE.

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NOW, UNDAUNTED BY THE MOROSE TONE OF THE STORY.

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THE OLD FARMER INQUIRED.

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WELL,

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IF YOU HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF THE EVENTS THEN,

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SURELY YOU ARE NOT GUILTY.

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NO!

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SAID THE STRANGER.

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I WAS THERE,

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I SAW THE LIFE VANISH.

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FIRST,

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FROM MY YOUNGEST,

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ALL THE WAY,

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TO MY ELDEST.

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AND THE STRANGE THING WAS,

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IT'S AS IF I WAS WATCHING FROM BEHIND MY OWN EYES,

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SAID THE STRANGER.

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IS THIS A TALE?

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OR IS IT A REAL STORY?

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THEY'RE ALL TALES AND STORIES!

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EVERYTHING DERIVES FROM SOMETHING, DOES IT NOT?

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ARE YOU NOT MADE OF ITTY BITTY SPECKS,

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THAT BEGAN THERE LIFE IN THE HEART OF A DYING SUN,

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A LONG WAY OFF?!

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HUH?

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NOW GRANTED, THE STRANGER WAS TIRED FROM BEING ON THE ROAD,

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BUT STILL HE PRESSED ON.

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AND HE TOLD THE OLD FARMER OF HIS

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PRETTY LITTLE LIFE,

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AND HIS PRETTY LITTLE WIFE,

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SARAH.

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YES, IN A TOWN BY THE SEA,

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HIS PRETTY LITTLE DAUGHTERS, ONE, TWO, THREE.

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AND THEN A THICK CLOUD,

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A WICKED WIND MOANED,

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A VALE, A CANCER,

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CREEPED INTO OUR LOVELY HOME.

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I THINK,

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I'D RATHER HEAR ABOUT THE PERFECT MAN,

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AND THE PERFECT LIFE AND THE PERFECT TOWN, OK, THAT SOUNDS NICE!

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LETS TRY THAT OUT OK! HUH?

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♪♪♪

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NOTHIN IS PERFECT.

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WOOO! WHAT THE HELL!

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THERE WAS A COYOTE IN THE ROAD.

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THERE WAS NOT A FUCKING COYOTE IN THE ROAD.

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YES THERE WAS.

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THERE WAS NOT A COYOTE IN THE ROAD.

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YES THERE WAS.

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APPARENTLY YOU WERE DISTRACTED.

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WOOO,

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I GUESS MY,

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LEGENDARY SKILL A STORY TELLIN,

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HAD YOU ENRAPTURED.

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YOU REALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT WILEY COYOTE SKITTER ACROSS THE ROAD?

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I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING,

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ALRIGHT, IF YOU TOUCH THIS WHEEL AGAIN,

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OR ANYTHING ELSE IN THE CAR, I'M GONNA DROP YOUR ASS OFF, YOU GOT IT!?

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YOU GOT IT?

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EASY THERE COWBOY, I HEAR YA.

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THERE'S NO NEED FOR SUCH EXTREME MEASURES.

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HELL, I WAS JUST TRYIN TO SAVE OUR COLLECTIVE KESTERS,

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FROM A COYOTE CALAMITY, AWOOOO.

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HAHAHAHAHA

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FUCK

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HAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHA

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♪♪♪

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NOW, THE STRANGER,

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BEING A DOCTOR,

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IN A PARTICULARLY SMALL TOWN.

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WELL, HE WAS REQUIRED TO MAKE HOUSE CALLS,

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AND THEREFORE, WAS FREQUENTLY ABSENT FROM HOME.

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AND ONE DARK AND STORMY NIGHT,

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VERY SIMILAR TO THIS,

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HE WAS CALLED AWAY.

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AND WHILE HE WAS AWAY,

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A SHADOW APPEARED ON HIS DOORSTEP.

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WHAT IS THIS STORY?

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HUH?

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IS IT ABOUT YOU?

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IT IS,

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AND IT ISN’T.

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SO I IMPLORE, BEND YOUR EAR AND LISTEN FOR A WHILE WITH SOME DEGREE OF CONTEMPLATION,

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FOR, WHAT I'M IMPARTING IS,

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IS OF A DELIGHTFULLY GRAVE NATURE,

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AND A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH.

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SO I IMPLORE,

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DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?

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HUH?

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HMM?

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HE OH YEAH,

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I'M LISTENING.

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THIS IS OF,

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GRAVE AND SERIOUS NATURE.

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I'M LISTENING, YOU JUST KEEP ON TALKIN,

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I'M LISTENING.

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JUST KEEP ON TALKIN.

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♪♪♪

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SHE A PRETTY GIRL?

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HUH?

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WHAT?

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THAT THERE LOVE TAP.

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SHE A LOOKER?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?

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THE CREATURE THAT GAVE THAT TO YOU?

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HEHEHEHE

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HEHERHEHE

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THE WOODS ARE LOVELY DARK AND DEEP,

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AND YOU HAVE SECRETS THAT YOU KEEP,

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AND WE HAVE MILES TO GO BEFORE WE SLEEP,

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DO TELL, DO TELL.

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WHAT’S TO TELL...

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I HAD A,

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FALLING OUT WITH,

255
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SOMEONE.

256
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AND NOW I'M HERE,

257
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ON THE ROAD.

258
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LOVE, YOU DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME.

259
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FOR FEAR IT'LL RISE UP FROM THE ASHES,

260
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AND PLUCK YOUR BLEEDING HEART FROM ITS STILL RUDDY CORPSE.

261
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HEHEHEHE

262
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I DO ENTERTAIN MYSELF.

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SO,

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WHAT WAS IT?

265
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WAS IT A,

266
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LITTLE DITTLE?

267
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A SALACIOUS FELLATIO?

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HOW BOUT A BOTCHED BUGERY?

269
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HEHEHEHE

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WAS IT HER?

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OR THE OTHERS?

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ENOUGH!

273
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WO WO, HASTY ALRIGHT LISTEN LISTEN,

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PLEASE EXCUSE MY EXUBERANT VERBOSITY.

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I'M A NATURALLY CURIOUS PERSON,

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A TELLER OF TALES.

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I IMPLORE, DO NOT DISCARD ME ON ACOUNT OF MY,

278
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MY OVERLY WITTY NATURE.

279
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I HAVE, I HAVE OTHER STORIES.

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MY MORTAL ENEMY WAS A CHICKEN.

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NO MORE STORIES.

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ENOUGH

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ENOUGH

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♪♪♪

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DID YOU SAY,

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A CHICKEN?

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HEHEHE

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OH, MAKE NO MISTAKE!

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HE WAS A VORACIOUS AND FORMIDABLE FOE.

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YOU SEE, AS A CHILD,

291
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EVERY MORNING, WHEN I STEPPED OUT MY FRONT DOOR,

292
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THAT ABOMINABLE AVIATOR WAS LURKIN IN WAIT.

293
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HE WOULD GIVE CHASE,

294
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JUMPIN, CLAWIN

295
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SCRATCHING MY BACKSIDE, TILL BLOOD,

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IT DRIPPED DOWN MY GARMENTS.

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AND THIS WENT ON FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

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UNTIL ONE DAY,

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THE GENERAL,

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HE MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED.

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WO WO WAIT,

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DID YOU SAY,

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A CHICKEN?

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NAMED GENERAL?

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NATURALLY,

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AN INQUIRY CAM TO OUR DOOR, REGARDING THE DISAPPEARANCE OF THAT,

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ILL-TEMPERED RAPTOR.

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MY MOMMA, SHE UH,

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SHE HESITANTLY CHOSE TO BELIEVE ME.

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BUT I SAW THE TRUTH IN HER EYES.

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SHE SAW SOMETHING IN ME I DIDN'T SEE.

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I WEAVED UP A COLORFUL TALE OF HOW

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HEART BROKEN I WAS OVER THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE

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OF THAT,

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HORRIBLE CREATURE THAT HAD HAUNTED MY DREAMS FOR SO LONG.

316
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SO WAIT, HOW DOES THE STORY END?

317
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UH, YOU AND YOUR MOTHER HAVING FRIED CHICKEN?

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IN TRUTH?

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NO

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MY MOMMA,

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REST HER SOUL.

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SHE FOUND THAT RETCHED ROOSTER,

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TORN TO PIECES,

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OUT BACK,

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IN THE TALL GRASS.

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THAT THERE AFTER,

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I'D CATCH HER WATCHING ME.

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LOOKING AT ME IN THOUGHT AS IF,

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TRYIN TO GLEAN SOME GRAIN OF KNOWLEDGE FROM MY,

330
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MANNERISMS.

331
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WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LET THE STORY END WITH,

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TERRORIZED BY A CHICKEN?

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HUH?

334
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CAUSE, IT WASN'T A MONTHS POST,

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IN THE DEAD OF WINTER.

336
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THE SHERIFF CAME BY WITH THE,

337
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THE COUNTY SOCIAL WORKER.

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THEY SAT ME DOWN,

339
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AND THEY,

340
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THEY TOLD ME THAT THEY FOUND MY MOMMAS CAR UP ON A LOGGING ROAD.

341
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AND THAT APPARENTLY,

342
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SHE HAD DRIVEN HER CAR,

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AS FAR AS IT COULD GO,

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UP INTO THE DEEP SNOW,

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TILL THE CAR WOULDN'T GO NO MORE.

346
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AND THEN SHE OPENED THE DOOR,

347
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AND SHE STEPPED OUTSIDE,

348
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AND SHE WALKED INTO THE SNOW,

349
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AND THAT IS WHERE THEY FOUND HER FROZEN CORPSE.

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WE HAD A FIGHT,

351
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MY MY WIFE,

352
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SARAH, WE,

353
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WE HAD A FIGHT AND,

354
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THATS HOW I GOT THIS,

355
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THIS, THIS BRUISE.

356
00:37:15.399 --> 00:37:17.735
WHY?

357
00:37:19.153 --> 00:37:20.738
WHY WHAT?

358
00:37:20.738 --> 00:37:22.657
WHY'D YOU STAY?

359
00:37:25.243 --> 00:37:26.577
I DON'T KNOW.

360
00:37:33.084 --> 00:37:35.795
YOU STAYED CUZ YOU WERE COMPELLED TO.

361
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YOU DIDN'T WANNA BE ABANDONED AGAIN,

362
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FACE YOUR DEMONS ALONE.

363
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EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T WANNA BE THERE,

364
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WITH HER.

365
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YOU STAYED TILL YOU COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE,

366
00:37:49.767 --> 00:37:52.144
UNTILL THERE WAS NO ESCAPING DOIN WHAT YOU DID.

367
00:37:52.144 --> 00:37:53.604
NO NO, IT WASN'T AN ESCAPE,

368
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IT WASN'T AS ABSOLUTE OR EASY AS THAT.

369
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SURE IT WAS, SURE IT WAS.

370
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NO NO NO,

371
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YOU COULDN'T JUST UP AND LEAVE HER,

372
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CUZ SHE'D FALL APART.

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SO YOU WAITED,

374
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AND WAITED, AND WAITED,

375
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UNTIL SHE WENT CRAZY ON YOU,

376
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AND THAT'S WHEN YOU DID IT,

377
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THAT'S WHEN YOU DID IT.

378
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AND HERE YOU ARE,

379
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DRIVIN AWAY.

380
00:38:26.262 --> 00:38:28.306
YOU WERE RIGHT THOUGH,

381
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WHO COULD BLAME YOU,

382
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DOIN WHAT YOU DID.

383
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OH THERE'S MORE ISN'T THERE?

384
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THERE'S ALWAYS MORE...

385
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♪♪♪

386
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DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WERE A DOCTOR?

387
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NAH

388
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YEAH, I THINK YOU DID,

389
00:39:06.344 --> 00:39:08.304
YOU SAID YOU WERE A DOCTOR.

390
00:39:09.722 --> 00:39:10.931
DID I SAY THAT?

391
00:39:10.931 --> 00:39:11.891
YEAH

392
00:39:11.891 --> 00:39:12.391
NO

393
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I THINK YOU DID, YEAH.

394
00:39:13.392 --> 00:39:14.393
I'M NOT A DOCTOR.

395
00:39:14.393 --> 00:39:15.394
YOU DID, YOU SAID,

396
00:39:15.644 --> 00:39:16.854
YOU HAD A FAMILY.

397
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THEIR DEAD!

398
00:39:20.232 --> 00:39:22.234
THEIR ALL DEAD...

399
00:39:24.987 --> 00:39:27.073
BUT LETS BE HONEST,

400
00:39:27.073 --> 00:39:28.324
JEFF.

401
00:39:29.992 --> 00:39:31.452
WE BOTH KNEW THAT.

402
00:39:31.994 --> 00:39:34.121
HEHEHEHE

403
00:39:34.121 --> 00:39:34.789
[ police siren ]

404
00:39:34.789 --> 00:39:35.206
OHHHH,

405
00:39:35.623 --> 00:39:37.875
LOOKS LIKE THE CALVARY’S HERE.

406
00:39:37.875 --> 00:39:39.627
WHAT THE HELL, WHERE'D THEY COME FROM?

407
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EVENIN

408
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EVENIN

409
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DAMN SHITTY WEATHER FOR BEING OUT HERE ALL ALONE...

410
00:40:14.078 --> 00:40:15.079
UH SIR?

411
00:40:16.831 --> 00:40:17.832
SIR?

412
00:40:18.249 --> 00:40:19.250
HEY BUDDY?

413
00:40:19.792 --> 00:40:20.543
HUH?

414
00:40:21.210 --> 00:40:22.211
YOU ALRIGHT?

415
00:40:23.003 --> 00:40:24.004
YEAH UM,

416
00:40:24.004 --> 00:40:25.256
EVERY THINGS FINE.

417
00:40:25.548 --> 00:40:27.258
DRIVERS LICENSE PLEASE?

418
00:40:34.974 --> 00:40:36.725
IS THERE LIKE A UM,

419
00:40:36.725 --> 00:40:38.269
TAIL LIGHT OUT OR SOMETHIN?

420
00:40:38.269 --> 00:40:40.604
YOU JUST SIT TIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

421
00:41:03.294 --> 00:41:14.930
♪♪♪

422
00:41:16.932 --> 00:41:17.725
SIR?

423
00:41:17.725 --> 00:41:18.726
HUH?

424
00:41:21.687 --> 00:41:23.439
WHAT RELATION ARE YOU TO,

425
00:41:23.439 --> 00:41:25.941
SARAH M LAMBERT?

426
00:41:25.941 --> 00:41:26.942
HUH?

427
00:41:28.027 --> 00:41:29.445
LAMBERT, SARAH,

428
00:41:29.945 --> 00:41:31.572
THE PERSON WHO'S NAME THIS,

429
00:41:31.572 --> 00:41:33.699
THIS VEHICLE'S REGISTERED TO.

430
00:41:36.243 --> 00:41:37.244
I... I....

431
00:41:37.411 --> 00:41:42.958
♪♪♪

432
00:41:42.958 --> 00:41:45.794
STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE PLEASE!

433
00:41:47.379 --> 00:41:53.093
HUH SIR, WOULD YOU STEP OUT OF THE CAR PLEASE?

434
00:41:58.390 --> 00:41:59.391
SIR?

435
00:41:59.600 --> 00:42:02.061
I NEED YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE CAR?

436
00:42:05.940 --> 00:42:06.941
SIR?

437
00:42:09.235 --> 00:42:10.236
SIR?

438
00:42:11.445 --> 00:42:15.449
EXACTLY WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT SIR?

439
00:42:17.785 --> 00:42:18.786
LOOK,

440
00:42:19.703 --> 00:42:21.539
MY BACK FEELS LIKE CRAP.

441
00:42:22.248 --> 00:42:26.544
IF I HAVE TO REACH IN THERE AND DRAG YOU OUT OF THIS GODDAMN WINDOW,

442
00:42:26.544 --> 00:42:27.753
I'M TELLIN YA!

443
00:42:27.753 --> 00:42:28.754
EH!

444
00:42:31.215 --> 00:42:31.882
[ a car door opens ]

445
00:42:31.882 --> 00:42:34.468
UGH..... COME ON!

446
00:42:34.468 --> 00:42:35.469
OH!

447
00:42:35.469 --> 00:42:36.929
AH HAHA

448
00:42:36.929 --> 00:42:38.973
HAHAHAHA

449
00:42:42.601 --> 00:42:43.602
OH!

450
00:42:43.978 --> 00:42:45.312
YEAH!

451
00:42:46.689 --> 00:42:48.148
WOOO!

452
00:42:48.148 --> 00:42:49.567
HERE WE GO!

453
00:42:49.733 --> 00:42:51.527
OH MY GOD!

454
00:42:51.527 --> 00:42:52.528
[ sound of handcuffs ]

455
00:42:57.575 --> 00:42:59.118
MWAH!

456
00:43:02.246 --> 00:43:03.247
[ a car door closes ]

457
00:43:05.332 --> 00:43:06.834
WOO HOOO

458
00:43:08.377 --> 00:43:09.378
WOOO!

459
00:43:09.503 --> 00:43:11.255
HEHEHE

460
00:43:12.089 --> 00:43:14.258
YOU LOOK A LITTLE FLUSHED!

461
00:43:16.135 --> 00:43:17.136
WOOOOO

462
00:43:23.851 --> 00:43:24.852
OH!

463
00:43:25.060 --> 00:43:26.895
ROT GUT! HEHEHE

464
00:43:27.396 --> 00:43:29.356
THIS PIGGY LIKES HIS CORN-MASH,

465
00:43:29.356 --> 00:43:30.858
STRAIGHT OFF THE COBB!

466
00:43:34.945 --> 00:43:36.905
HEHEHE

467
00:43:44.830 --> 00:43:45.831
OH!

468
00:43:49.376 --> 00:43:50.377
WELL?

469
00:43:53.672 --> 00:43:55.799
YOU CAN THANK ME LATER!

470
00:43:57.051 --> 00:43:58.552
TURN THE KEY,

471
00:43:58.552 --> 00:44:00.054
AND DRIVE.

472
00:44:02.806 --> 00:44:04.058
OH HUH

473
00:44:10.689 --> 00:44:17.613
♪♪♪

474
00:44:17.613 --> 00:44:21.075
OH HEHEHE MMMM

475
00:44:23.035 --> 00:44:24.036
WELL,

476
00:44:26.163 --> 00:44:27.956
HE'S OUT COLD.

477
00:44:29.291 --> 00:44:44.848
♪♪♪

478
00:44:45.808 --> 00:44:48.102
WHAT'D YOU HAVE ME DO JEFF, HUH?

479
00:44:49.603 --> 00:44:50.604
WHAT?

480
00:44:56.443 --> 00:44:57.861
IT WAS,

481
00:44:57.861 --> 00:44:59.488
IT WAS YOUR WIFE.

482
00:45:00.572 --> 00:45:02.658
THE ONE YOU SPOKE OF.

483
00:45:02.658 --> 00:45:04.243
IT WAS YOUR WIFE,

484
00:45:05.536 --> 00:45:07.705
AND YOU KILLED HER!

485
00:45:12.209 --> 00:45:14.878
MMMM IT COULD A BEEN.

486
00:45:15.963 --> 00:45:18.257
COULDA BEEN JUST A STORY.

487
00:45:19.049 --> 00:45:22.553
A FIGMENT OF OUR IMAGINATION.

488
00:45:22.761 --> 00:45:23.762
ME,

489
00:45:24.054 --> 00:45:25.055
YOU,

490
00:45:25.472 --> 00:45:27.224
PIGGY BACK THERE.

491
00:45:27.808 --> 00:45:29.226
WHO KNOWS.

492
00:45:32.521 --> 00:45:36.024
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME SAY HUH?

493
00:45:38.402 --> 00:45:39.403
[ whistling ]

494
00:45:40.654 --> 00:45:41.655
HEHEHEHE

495
00:45:47.161 --> 00:46:13.103
♪♪♪

496
00:46:16.482 --> 00:46:18.150
LOOK JEFF,

497
00:46:20.277 --> 00:46:23.238
I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE THAN YOU DO.

498
00:46:24.114 --> 00:46:25.115
WELL,

499
00:46:25.365 --> 00:46:27.659
THAT'S NOT TRUE BUT,

500
00:46:28.410 --> 00:46:30.746
IT HAD TO BE DONE.

501
00:46:31.413 --> 00:46:32.998
AND TO,

502
00:46:33.707 --> 00:46:36.168
TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION,

503
00:46:39.963 --> 00:46:42.174
THEIR ALL DEAD.

504
00:46:44.718 --> 00:46:45.719
HILDA,

505
00:46:46.678 --> 00:46:47.679
HADDIE,

506
00:46:47.846 --> 00:46:48.931
HOLLY,

507
00:46:50.641 --> 00:46:52.226
THE VULTURE,

508
00:46:52.476 --> 00:46:53.894
THE SERPENT,

509
00:46:54.603 --> 00:46:55.854
THE SPLINTER,

510
00:46:57.648 --> 00:46:58.649
I SAW,

511
00:46:58.899 --> 00:47:01.693
DARK SHADOWS CAST MY PRETTY GIRLS.

512
00:47:01.693 --> 00:47:03.237
AND THERE THEY LIE,

513
00:47:03.237 --> 00:47:06.406
SO MUTILATED, THEY WERE HARDLY RECOGNIZABLE.

514
00:47:06.406 --> 00:47:08.116
AND DO YOU THINK IT WAS ME?

515
00:47:08.116 --> 00:47:09.117
HUH?

516
00:47:09.993 --> 00:47:12.871
THESE DIRTY DEEDS, THAT OUR SOULS BLEED!

517
00:47:12.871 --> 00:47:14.873
AND THEN I SEE MY WIFE,

518
00:47:14.873 --> 00:47:17.292
SCREAMING STOP, STOP!

519
00:47:17.292 --> 00:47:18.293
EXACTLY!

520
00:47:18.293 --> 00:47:19.294
STOP, STOP, DO NOT CONTINUE.

521
00:47:19.294 --> 00:47:20.295
IS IT COMING TO YOU?

522
00:47:20.295 --> 00:47:21.046
ON THE WALLS!

523
00:47:21.046 --> 00:47:21.588
DO NOT CONTINUE!

524
00:47:21.588 --> 00:47:23.298
WRITTEN IN THE VICTIMS BLOOD,

525
00:47:23.298 --> 00:47:25.717
WE ARE ONE!

526
00:47:25.717 --> 00:47:27.386
WOOOO!

527
00:47:27.845 --> 00:47:29.555
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE!?

528
00:47:29.555 --> 00:47:30.556
NO NO NO

529
00:47:31.056 --> 00:47:47.781
♪♪♪

530
00:47:49.449 --> 00:47:51.285
[ rolling thunder ]

531
00:47:51.910 --> 00:47:54.413
UH HEY,

532
00:47:55.080 --> 00:47:56.039
UH

533
00:47:56.707 --> 00:47:58.208
JEFF,

534
00:48:00.460 --> 00:48:01.461
JEFF,

535
00:48:01.795 --> 00:48:03.672
HEY, HOW BOUT UH,

536
00:48:04.006 --> 00:48:07.676
HOW BOUT WE JUST CALL IT EVEN HUH?

537
00:48:07.843 --> 00:48:11.513
YEAH, YOU LET ME OFF AT THE ROADSIDE N,

538
00:48:12.264 --> 00:48:14.933
AND JUST DONE WITH IT, HMM?

539
00:48:16.143 --> 00:48:20.856
♪♪♪

540
00:48:21.023 --> 00:48:22.441
I WOULD HIGHLY

541
00:48:22.441 --> 00:48:24.568
RECOMMEND YOU NOT DOING THAT.

542
00:48:25.319 --> 00:48:26.320
HUH!

543
00:48:26.486 --> 00:48:27.321
♪♪♪

544
00:48:27.905 --> 00:48:29.531
FUCK YOU, YA OLD FUCKER!

545
00:48:29.531 --> 00:48:31.283
STOP, MAKE IT STOP!

546
00:48:32.451 --> 00:48:34.244
[ gun shot ]

547
00:48:34.703 --> 00:48:51.219
[ loud ringing in they're ears ]

548
00:48:51.803 --> 00:48:53.555
DRIVE!

549
00:48:53.555 --> 00:48:55.057
I'M DRIVING, I'M FUCKING DRIVING!

550
00:49:10.864 --> 00:49:20.499
♪♪♪

551
00:49:22.501 --> 00:49:23.502
WOOO

552
00:49:26.421 --> 00:49:27.422
MMMM

553
00:49:28.048 --> 00:49:29.049
SO,

554
00:49:29.675 --> 00:49:31.760
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

555
00:49:32.302 --> 00:49:33.595
WHEN YOU PUT YOUR

556
00:49:33.595 --> 00:49:36.515
HANDS ACROSS SARAH BARE'S THROAT,

557
00:49:36.515 --> 00:49:38.141
DID SHE SCREAM?

558
00:49:38.141 --> 00:49:39.142
HUH?

559
00:49:40.060 --> 00:49:42.229
SHE SHE SHE,

560
00:49:42.229 --> 00:49:44.064
SHE'S FUCKING DEAD, THAT'S WHAT SHE IS!

561
00:49:44.064 --> 00:49:45.065
NO!

562
00:49:45.065 --> 00:49:47.067
AND YOU DID IT!

563
00:49:47.067 --> 00:49:49.528
COME ON ADMIT IT!

564
00:49:49.528 --> 00:49:50.153
I DIDN'T DO IT,

565
00:49:50.153 --> 00:49:51.154
YES YOU DID!

566
00:49:51.154 --> 00:49:51.530
JEFF,

567
00:49:51.530 --> 00:49:52.739
YES YOU DID!

568
00:49:52.739 --> 00:49:53.740
JEFF

569
00:49:53.991 --> 00:49:55.701
♪♪♪

570
00:49:55.701 --> 00:49:56.702
HEY,

571
00:49:57.244 --> 00:50:00.455
JEFF, JEFF THESE ARE WINDY ROADS,

572
00:50:00.789 --> 00:50:02.374
COME ON YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN.

573
00:50:02.374 --> 00:50:04.167
OH SHUT UP OLD MAN!

574
00:50:04.167 --> 00:50:05.168
STOP, JUST FUCKING STOP!

575
00:50:05.168 --> 00:50:06.837
SLOW DOWN!

576
00:50:06.837 --> 00:50:07.838
STOP!

577
00:50:08.588 --> 00:50:20.475
♪♪♪

578
00:50:20.892 --> 00:50:21.893
JEFF

579
00:50:22.060 --> 00:50:25.689
COME ON NOW, SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE GONNA KILL ALL OF US.

580
00:50:26.857 --> 00:50:28.483
HEY, IF YOU DIE,

581
00:50:28.483 --> 00:50:29.860
WE ALL DIE!

582
00:50:29.860 --> 00:50:30.485
SHHHHHH...

583
00:50:30.819 --> 00:50:33.447
YOU FUCKING KILLED HER, ADMIT IT!

584
00:50:33.447 --> 00:50:34.448
AD-FUCKING-MIT IT!

585
00:50:35.282 --> 00:50:36.283
YOU DID IT!

586
00:50:36.324 --> 00:50:37.159
YES YOU DID!

587
00:50:37.409 --> 00:50:38.910
I DIDN'T FUCKING MEAN TO!

588
00:50:38.910 --> 00:50:40.328
WOOOO!

589
00:50:45.625 --> 00:50:48.795
YEAH! THERE WE GO BOY!

590
00:50:48.962 --> 00:50:50.297
MMWA!

591
00:50:50.630 --> 00:50:51.631
THERE

592
00:50:51.882 --> 00:50:52.883
WE

593
00:50:53.091 --> 00:50:54.092
GO

594
00:50:54.593 --> 00:50:55.594
OH...

595
00:50:59.097 --> 00:51:01.850
DRY THOSE TEARS HUH?

596
00:51:02.059 --> 00:51:03.018
[ rear door opens ]

597
00:51:03.018 --> 00:51:03.435
HE HE,

598
00:51:04.227 --> 00:51:06.688
OH, FUCK YOU, YA OLD FUCKER!

599
00:51:10.525 --> 00:51:12.694
FUUUCK! AH!

600
00:51:13.028 --> 00:51:32.506
[ door ajar ding, drones on ]

601
00:51:33.298 --> 00:51:35.717
[ a single gun shot ]

602
00:51:36.134 --> 00:51:46.561
(DOOR AJAR DING, DRONES ON)

603
00:51:46.561 --> 00:51:50.816
UH, IN THERE, UH EH HUH...

604
00:51:55.445 --> 00:51:59.074
OOOOOH

605
00:51:59.449 --> 00:52:01.201
DRIVE!

606
00:52:05.038 --> 00:52:08.416
PLEASE DRIVE.

607
00:52:10.043 --> 00:52:11.044
[ car starts ]

608
00:52:15.257 --> 00:52:17.008
HE HE

609
00:52:24.850 --> 00:52:27.060
WHEW!

610
00:52:34.693 --> 00:52:38.697
HE HE HE HE

611
00:52:41.491 --> 00:52:45.495
WHEW... STILL HOT

612
00:52:49.499 --> 00:52:51.960
WELL HUH...

613
00:52:52.586 --> 00:52:56.256
THAT WAS ENTERTAINING! HE HE HE

614
00:52:57.257 --> 00:52:58.675
JEFF

615
00:52:58.675 --> 00:53:02.387
YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH, YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY!

616
00:53:02.387 --> 00:53:04.389
YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH.

617
00:53:04.389 --> 00:54:12.332
♪♪♪ [ music drowns out their arguing ]

618
00:54:12.332 --> 00:54:14.501
JEFF!

619
00:54:18.630 --> 00:54:22.801
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW JEFF, HMM?

620
00:54:23.301 --> 00:54:25.345
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?

621
00:54:25.553 --> 00:54:26.554
HEY

622
00:54:27.347 --> 00:54:28.348
HEY

623
00:54:29.432 --> 00:54:32.310
HEY, AM I AM I TALKING TO JEFF?

624
00:54:33.770 --> 00:54:35.689
OR UH...

625
00:54:36.147 --> 00:54:37.899
YOUR PASSENGER.

626
00:54:38.233 --> 00:54:39.234
HE HE HE

627
00:54:48.201 --> 00:54:49.703
OK

628
00:54:50.912 --> 00:54:53.373
UH JEFF LOOK,

629
00:54:54.582 --> 00:54:57.335
I CAN TELL YOUR A PRETTY GOOD GUY,

630
00:54:57.711 --> 00:54:59.337
YOU JUST UH,

631
00:54:59.337 --> 00:55:02.632
GOT YOURSELF INTO SOMETHING,

632
00:55:03.591 --> 00:55:06.094
THAT'S OUT OF CONTROL.

633
00:55:08.555 --> 00:55:10.640
HEY JEFF,

634
00:55:11.266 --> 00:55:14.394
I'M NOT DOIN TO GOOD BACK HERE.

635
00:55:17.397 --> 00:55:19.899
LOOK UH,

636
00:55:20.150 --> 00:55:23.445
UP THE ROAD A WAYS, THERE'S A

637
00:55:24.571 --> 00:55:26.740
A FARM HOUSE.

638
00:55:27.615 --> 00:55:29.784
INSIDE,

639
00:55:29.784 --> 00:55:32.245
IS MY WIFE.

640
00:55:32.912 --> 00:55:35.457
AND JEFF,

641
00:55:36.333 --> 00:55:40.378
SHE SHE NEEDS ME TO COME HOME TO HER.

642
00:55:42.630 --> 00:55:44.341
CAN YOU,

643
00:55:44.341 --> 00:55:45.967
IMAGINE,

644
00:55:46.384 --> 00:55:50.221
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ALL ALONE?

645
00:55:53.099 --> 00:55:56.269
SHE NEEDS ME TO COME HOME JEFF.

646
00:55:57.520 --> 00:56:00.148
HE'S RIGHT JEFF,

647
00:56:00.982 --> 00:56:03.860
SHE NEEDS HIM TO COME HOME.

648
00:56:05.028 --> 00:56:06.821
I MEAN,

649
00:56:06.988 --> 00:56:09.282
SHE'S ALL HE HAS.

650
00:56:09.491 --> 00:56:11.451
SHE NEEDS HIM.

651
00:56:11.868 --> 00:56:13.536
SHE NEEDS US.

652
00:56:15.705 --> 00:56:18.875
NOW DOESN'T THAT SOUND NICE.

653
00:56:19.292 --> 00:56:22.087
CURLIN UP BY A FIRE,

654
00:56:22.087 --> 00:56:28.009
HAVIN SOME WARM COFFEE AND SOME COLD GRITS?

655
00:56:28.176 --> 00:56:30.136
AND I COULD JUST,

656
00:56:30.136 --> 00:56:33.348
TELL YOU A LOT MORE STORIES.

657
00:56:36.393 --> 00:56:42.774
STORIES STORIES STORIES, I'M SO TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING STORIES! YOUR BLOODY FUCKING STORIES!

658
00:56:42.774 --> 00:56:43.775
JEFF,

659
00:56:43.775 --> 00:56:45.568
YOU UNDERSTAND THOUGH,

660
00:56:45.819 --> 00:56:47.904
MY STORIES ARE REAL.

661
00:56:48.113 --> 00:56:49.114
JEFF,

662
00:56:49.531 --> 00:56:52.200
HEY JEFF, JEFF

663
00:56:52.617 --> 00:56:54.202
JEFF LOOK AT ME.

664
00:56:54.202 --> 00:56:55.286
HEY,

665
00:56:55.578 --> 00:56:57.664
YOU KNOW THIS,

666
00:56:59.749 --> 00:57:00.750
THIS,

667
00:57:01.418 --> 00:57:03.545
THIS CAN STOP,

668
00:57:03.545 --> 00:57:07.090
THIS CAN STOP BEING BAD RIGHT NOW.

669
00:57:07.090 --> 00:57:08.091
HUH?

670
00:57:08.258 --> 00:57:10.176
I'M IN CONTROL.

671
00:57:10.969 --> 00:57:13.680
YOUR IN CONTROL JEFF.

672
00:57:13.680 --> 00:57:14.681
THAT'S RIGHT.

673
00:57:14.681 --> 00:57:16.391
THERE YOU GO.

674
00:57:16.391 --> 00:57:18.518
I'M IN CONTROL.

675
00:57:18.518 --> 00:57:20.770
YOU'RE IN CONTROL.

676
00:57:20.770 --> 00:57:23.022
I'M IN CONTROL.

677
00:57:24.732 --> 00:57:26.901
I'M IN CONTROL.

678
00:57:28.820 --> 00:57:30.488
I'M IN CONTROL.

679
00:57:30.780 --> 00:57:31.781
I'M IN CONTROL.

680
00:57:32.365 --> 00:57:33.366
I'M IN CONTROL.

681
00:57:33.366 --> 00:57:34.367
I'M IN CONTROL!

682
00:57:34.367 --> 00:57:36.244
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

683
00:57:36.244 --> 00:57:41.124
[ gun fire, loud ringing sound ]

684
00:57:41.124 --> 00:57:43.710
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

685
00:57:44.169 --> 00:57:46.546
DO YOU NOT GET IT?

686
00:57:47.338 --> 00:57:50.717
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

687
00:57:51.968 --> 00:57:53.178
SO,

688
00:57:53.470 --> 00:57:55.889
IN THE WORDS A GOD!

689
00:57:56.598 --> 00:58:00.602
STOP, FUCKIN, IGNORING ME,

690
00:58:04.230 --> 00:58:06.483
AND DRIVE.

691
00:58:08.485 --> 00:58:12.280
♪♪♪

692
00:58:12.280 --> 00:58:13.281
UH JEFF,

693
00:58:13.573 --> 00:58:27.086
♪♪♪

694
00:58:27.253 --> 00:58:28.254
UH JEFF,

695
00:58:28.254 --> 00:58:30.632
ONE MORE TIME OLD MAN.

696
00:58:30.632 --> 00:58:31.633
JEFF,

697
00:58:32.884 --> 00:58:35.512
I AM NOT JEFF!

698
00:58:35.512 --> 00:58:38.640
I AM ALDOUS, MOTHERFUCKIN BALFOUR!

699
00:58:38.640 --> 00:58:41.518
I GOT IT, I GOT IT, YEAH,

700
00:58:41.518 --> 00:58:42.519
ALDOUS.

701
00:58:42.894 --> 00:58:44.562
OH I SEE.

702
00:58:45.438 --> 00:58:47.482
IT'S ALDOUS.

703
00:58:51.653 --> 00:58:56.574
I HAVE A WIFE THAT I LOVE VERY MUCH ALDOUS.

704
00:58:57.325 --> 00:58:59.410
36 YEARS,

705
00:59:10.588 --> 00:59:13.174
SARAH.

706
00:59:14.676 --> 00:59:17.262
OH MY PRETTY GIRL,

707
00:59:18.263 --> 00:59:19.639
SARAH.

708
00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:24.060
I LOVED YOU.

709
00:59:24.811 --> 00:59:28.898
HUH, I NEVER SAID THAT ENOUGH.

710
00:59:32.944 --> 00:59:35.738
SARAH

711
00:59:58.595 --> 01:00:04.100
WELL, I THOUGHT THAT OLD FUCKER'D NEVER SHUT UP.

712
01:00:05.226 --> 01:00:12.025
♪♪♪

713
01:00:12.025 --> 01:00:14.944
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO.

714
01:00:15.528 --> 01:00:18.239
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO.

715
01:00:18.489 --> 01:00:21.242
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO.

716
01:00:21.242 --> 01:00:24.203
IT'S A CYCLE JEFF,

717
01:00:24.203 --> 01:00:26.789
IT'S ALWAYS A CYCLE.

718
01:00:28.082 --> 01:00:31.127
IT STARTED A LONG WAY BACK,

719
01:00:31.919 --> 01:00:34.547
AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.

720
01:00:35.673 --> 01:00:40.094
YOU'RE NEVER GETTING RID OF IT JEFF, BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT ME RIGHT?

721
01:00:40.803 --> 01:00:43.222
YOU ALWAYS GOT ME.

722
01:00:43.222 --> 01:00:45.516
HA HA HA

723
01:00:45.516 --> 01:00:48.394
I AIN’T GOING ANYWHERE, I ALREADY SAID THAT.

724
01:00:48.394 --> 01:00:50.730
BUT THERE'S NOTHIN TO WORRY BOUT,

725
01:00:50.730 --> 01:00:52.899
CUZ, FROM HERE ON OUT,

726
01:00:52.899 --> 01:00:55.818
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.

727
01:00:56.110 --> 01:00:58.613
TWO PEAS IN A POD RIGHT?

728
01:00:59.947 --> 01:01:01.949
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

729
01:01:01.949 --> 01:01:03.868
JUST LIKE YOUR DADDY,

730
01:01:03.868 --> 01:01:05.370
NOTHIN LIKE MY FUCKIN DADDY.

731
01:01:05.370 --> 01:01:06.371
OH YOUR NOTHING LIKE YOUR DADDY?

732
01:01:06.371 --> 01:01:08.581
NOTHIN LIKE MY FUCKIN DADDY, HE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.

733
01:01:09.999 --> 01:01:11.626
HA HA HA HA

734
01:01:11.626 --> 01:01:13.628
YOU STILL DENYIN,

735
01:01:13.628 --> 01:01:16.047
YOU'RE STILL DENYIN.

736
01:01:16.339 --> 01:01:18.508
I'M HERE JEFF,

737
01:01:19.217 --> 01:01:20.718
I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

738
01:01:20.718 --> 01:01:21.719
NOBODY'S FUCKING HERE,

739
01:01:21.719 --> 01:01:22.720
NOBODY'S FUCKING HERE.

740
01:01:22.720 --> 01:01:23.721
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!

741
01:01:23.721 --> 01:01:24.722
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!

742
01:01:26.099 --> 01:01:27.100
DID YOU DO,

743
01:01:28.643 --> 01:01:29.644
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO! I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU!

744
01:01:30.561 --> 01:01:31.979
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKIN HEAD!

745
01:01:33.815 --> 01:01:36.693
[ loud crash ]

746
01:01:37.402 --> 01:02:04.762
[ car horn and crickets in the background ]

747
01:03:11.954 --> 01:03:13.956
HEY MISTER!

748
01:03:15.166 --> 01:03:16.876
YOU OK?

749
01:03:20.087 --> 01:03:21.088
UH

750
01:03:21.589 --> 01:03:22.590
I,

751
01:03:23.382 --> 01:03:27.094
I SAW YOUR CAR IN THE DITCH BACK THERE.

752
01:03:30.598 --> 01:03:31.599
UH MISTER?

753
01:03:34.393 --> 01:03:35.394
UH,

754
01:03:37.814 --> 01:03:39.482
YOU OK?

755
01:03:46.155 --> 01:03:48.241
MISTER?

756
01:04:01.504 --> 01:04:20.940
♪♪♪

757
01:04:22.650 --> 01:04:24.360
OH HONEY!

758
01:04:24.986 --> 01:04:27.238
YOU'RE MORE BATTERED THAN A STACK A PANCAKES.

759
01:04:27.822 --> 01:04:28.823
HUH,

760
01:04:32.034 --> 01:04:33.035
WELL,

761
01:04:34.954 --> 01:04:38.624
I'M GLAD I DIDN'T LEAVE YA OUT THERE TO TEASE THE COYOTES.

762
01:04:40.209 --> 01:05:32.887
♪♪♪

763
01:05:34.347 --> 01:05:39.143
IT'S A HELL OF A NIGHT TO BE, OUT ON THE ROAD ALONE.

764
01:05:39.602 --> 01:06:19.934
♪♪♪

765
01:06:20.518 --> 01:06:25.690
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

766
01:06:25.982 --> 01:12:00.649
♪♪♪