WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03.177 --> 00:00:05.135 [birds chirping] 3 00:00:05.179 --> 00:00:07.790 [phone ringing] 4 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:12.316 --> 00:00:13.491 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forwarded 6 00:00:13.535 --> 00:00:15.058 to an automatic voice message system. 7 00:00:15.102 --> 00:00:17.887 [upbeat music] 8 00:00:18.714 --> 00:00:20.281 - Yo! 9 00:00:20.324 --> 00:00:21.891 I know it's early, I'm just trying to score some chenko, 10 00:00:21.934 --> 00:00:23.762 you know what I'm saying? 11 00:00:26.461 --> 00:00:29.246 - Amanda Chongus has a special report 12 00:00:29.290 --> 00:00:33.685 on a new popular drug sweeping hot tubs everywhere, chenko. 13 00:00:33.729 --> 00:00:36.079 - [Jordan] Yo, I'll be getting 20 bucks in a few, 14 00:00:36.123 --> 00:00:38.299 and I'm just trying to spend that shit. 15 00:00:38.342 --> 00:00:39.561 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forwarded 16 00:00:39.604 --> 00:00:41.432 to an automatic voice message system. 17 00:00:41.476 --> 00:00:44.522 - This type of service is completely unacceptable, yo. 18 00:00:44.566 --> 00:00:47.047 Fuck you and your fucking shitty chenko, 19 00:00:47.090 --> 00:00:49.832 I'll take my business elsewhere. 20 00:00:49.875 --> 00:00:52.052 - [Announcer] Made from a scorpion's depleted exoskeleton, 21 00:00:52.095 --> 00:00:54.184 known on the street as chenko. 22 00:00:54.228 --> 00:00:56.926 Once the BCP is ingested, it enters the bloodstream, 23 00:00:56.969 --> 00:01:00.277 it interacts with the white blood cells in the user's brain, 24 00:01:00.321 --> 00:01:03.672 getting them really, really, really high. 25 00:01:03.715 --> 00:01:05.500 [woman moaning] 26 00:01:05.543 --> 00:01:06.544 - Shit, man. 27 00:01:09.156 --> 00:01:10.940 - [Woman] Why don't you turn it on silent? 28 00:01:10.983 --> 00:01:12.202 - Man, leave the fuck alone. 29 00:01:12.246 --> 00:01:13.029 - [Woman] I'm saying. 30 00:01:13.073 --> 00:01:16.119 [cops chattering] 31 00:01:16.163 --> 00:01:17.555 - What the fuck? 32 00:01:17.599 --> 00:01:19.862 Shit, fuck, fuck! 33 00:01:19.905 --> 00:01:21.516 - This motherfucker better pick up now. 34 00:01:21.559 --> 00:01:22.734 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forwarded 35 00:01:22.778 --> 00:01:24.040 to an automatic voice message system. 36 00:01:24.084 --> 00:01:24.693 - [Jordan] Man, fuck you Soliver. 37 00:01:24.736 --> 00:01:26.260 Answer! 38 00:01:26.303 --> 00:01:28.088 - [Announcer] Lawmakers declare Chenko illegal today 39 00:01:28.131 --> 00:01:30.351 by a vote of 113 to two. 40 00:01:31.917 --> 00:01:34.920 Police have instituted a new cultural awareness program 41 00:01:34.964 --> 00:01:37.445 to help them better understand community needs. 42 00:01:37.488 --> 00:01:40.187 [cops yelling] 43 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:43.538 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forward 44 00:01:43.581 --> 00:01:46.802 to an automatic voice message system. 45 00:01:46.845 --> 00:01:47.585 - Don't you fucking move asshole! 46 00:01:47.629 --> 00:01:48.891 - Look man, I'm sorry, 47 00:01:48.934 --> 00:01:50.284 I didn't mean all that shit I just said, 48 00:01:50.327 --> 00:01:52.677 man, please let me buy some chenko off you, please, 49 00:01:52.721 --> 00:01:55.158 I'll seriously drink your piss right now! 50 00:01:55.202 --> 00:01:58.814 - Local officials are gearing up to make a big push 51 00:01:58.857 --> 00:02:03.123 against what they're calling the culture of chenko, 52 00:02:03.166 --> 00:02:06.343 which, thanks to rappers like FaceFuka, 53 00:02:07.214 --> 00:02:10.173 is now permeating youth culture. 54 00:02:10.217 --> 00:02:13.394 [people yelling] 55 00:02:13.437 --> 00:02:16.179 [upbeat music] 56 00:02:18.312 --> 00:02:21.663 - [Cop] You going to black jail, not white jail! 57 00:02:21.706 --> 00:02:24.144 ♪ Shithead 58 00:02:24.187 --> 00:02:25.101 ♪ Shithead 59 00:02:25.145 --> 00:02:27.408 ♪ Shithead 60 00:02:27.451 --> 00:02:28.670 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forwarded 61 00:02:28.713 --> 00:02:31.803 to an automatic voice message system. 62 00:02:37.374 --> 00:02:41.291 - Should be smoking some chenko right now, man. 63 00:02:43.728 --> 00:02:45.252 Shit man, 64 00:02:45.295 --> 00:02:46.514 I'm literally on my knees begging you right now. 65 00:02:46.557 --> 00:02:48.298 And you can't give me his fucking number? 66 00:02:48.342 --> 00:02:50.213 - [Man] Man, fuck you, Jordan! 67 00:02:50.257 --> 00:02:51.171 - Come on, my guy's not picking up, 68 00:02:51.214 --> 00:02:52.563 I don't know nobody else. 69 00:02:52.607 --> 00:02:54.565 - [Man] Nah man, I can't give shit out like that. 70 00:02:56.088 --> 00:02:57.177 I don't smoke chenko anymore. 71 00:02:57.220 --> 00:03:00.049 - Fine, fuck you then, whatever. 72 00:03:01.006 --> 00:03:03.095 - [Man] Fuck you, Jordan! 73 00:03:11.060 --> 00:03:12.235 - Fuck, I'm almost out. 74 00:03:13.758 --> 00:03:17.197 ♪ Fuck it, smoke that shit! 75 00:03:19.242 --> 00:03:22.114 [electronic music] 76 00:04:00.283 --> 00:04:02.546 - Where the hell were you? 77 00:04:02.590 --> 00:04:03.852 What, did you take a nap? 78 00:04:03.895 --> 00:04:05.375 I went out there and looked for you 79 00:04:05.419 --> 00:04:06.768 and I didn't see no goddamn Statue of Liberty. 80 00:04:06.811 --> 00:04:08.378 - What do you mean, man? 81 00:04:08.422 --> 00:04:09.858 I just stood by the road in this 82 00:04:09.901 --> 00:04:11.903 smelly ass shit for two hours. 83 00:04:11.947 --> 00:04:13.296 - What intersection did you stand by? 84 00:04:13.340 --> 00:04:14.645 - The one you told me to. 85 00:04:14.689 --> 00:04:16.343 - Which one did I tell you? 86 00:04:16.386 --> 00:04:17.648 - I don't know what you said, 87 00:04:17.692 --> 00:04:18.867 I just went around the corner and stood there. 88 00:04:18.910 --> 00:04:20.172 - Jesus, did you at least do the pose? 89 00:04:20.216 --> 00:04:20.956 - What pose? 90 00:04:20.999 --> 00:04:22.349 - The torchlight pose. 91 00:04:22.392 --> 00:04:24.481 - Yeah, I had my arm up in the air like this. 92 00:04:24.525 --> 00:04:27.136 - I wanted the scintillating light of Lady Liberty 93 00:04:27.179 --> 00:04:29.747 glistening down upon the roadside. 94 00:04:29.791 --> 00:04:32.315 Beckoning all of mankind here today 95 00:04:32.359 --> 00:04:33.795 to give their blood to the warriors, 96 00:04:33.838 --> 00:04:37.102 who sacrificed their bodies for people like you. 97 00:04:37.929 --> 00:04:39.104 You know what you did? 98 00:04:39.148 --> 00:04:40.845 You let them down, Jordan. 99 00:04:42.369 --> 00:04:44.545 Oh, you smell like you've been smoking chenko! 100 00:04:44.588 --> 00:04:46.460 You just went out there and got high, didn't you? 101 00:04:46.503 --> 00:04:48.331 - No, I'm not high. 102 00:04:49.201 --> 00:04:52.204 [suspenseful music] 103 00:04:54.598 --> 00:04:56.383 - Did your Pops tell you this yet? 104 00:04:56.426 --> 00:04:58.080 I've seen your kind before, 105 00:04:58.123 --> 00:04:59.647 the only thing that'll straighten you out 106 00:04:59.690 --> 00:05:00.952 is to join the service and have 107 00:05:00.996 --> 00:05:03.085 somebody beat some goddamn sense into you. 108 00:05:03.128 --> 00:05:05.479 - I'm not joining the army. 109 00:05:05.522 --> 00:05:06.784 Shit's for fucking fags 110 00:05:06.828 --> 00:05:08.786 and I don't lick buttholes like you two. 111 00:05:08.830 --> 00:05:10.484 [quirky melodic music] 112 00:05:10.527 --> 00:05:12.790 - Here, take it. 113 00:05:12.834 --> 00:05:14.401 You don't deserve the other five. 114 00:05:15.967 --> 00:05:16.881 - Whatever. 115 00:05:21.843 --> 00:05:25.412 [dramatic electronic music] 116 00:05:41.602 --> 00:05:43.212 [box thuds and rattles] 117 00:05:43.255 --> 00:05:44.169 Shit! 118 00:05:44.213 --> 00:05:45.432 - Fran, what was that noise? 119 00:05:45.475 --> 00:05:47.216 You hear that Fran, that noise? 120 00:05:47.259 --> 00:05:50.175 Come on, come on, we have to check. 121 00:05:53.440 --> 00:05:55.050 Oh, my God, what happened? 122 00:05:59.446 --> 00:06:02.753 [upbeat electronic music] 123 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:10.413 ♪ Chenko 124 00:06:10.457 --> 00:06:12.937 ♪ Chenko 125 00:06:12.981 --> 00:06:14.678 ♪ C-H-E-N-K-O 126 00:06:14.722 --> 00:06:16.419 ♪ Imma kill a bitch for chenko 127 00:06:16.463 --> 00:06:18.247 ♪ Stab you in the midriff, skank hoe ♪ 128 00:06:18.290 --> 00:06:20.031 ♪ Throw you in a big ditch, then go ♪ 129 00:06:20.075 --> 00:06:21.859 ♪ Back to the bad world with no chenko ♪ 130 00:06:21.903 --> 00:06:23.383 ♪ Better wake that man his ass 131 00:06:23.426 --> 00:06:25.515 ♪ Stick a rock of chenko up my ass ♪ 132 00:06:25.559 --> 00:06:27.387 ♪ There's all of the rest like your damn friends ♪ 133 00:06:27.430 --> 00:06:29.084 ♪ For chenko, I will stab your mom ♪ 134 00:06:29.127 --> 00:06:30.868 ♪ For chenko, I will stab your dog ♪ 135 00:06:30.912 --> 00:06:32.609 ♪ For chenko, I will stab your cat ♪ 136 00:06:32.653 --> 00:06:34.829 ♪ For chenko, stab you all like that ♪ 137 00:06:34.872 --> 00:06:36.657 ♪ Stab a retard, stab your own bro ♪ 138 00:06:36.700 --> 00:06:38.528 ♪ Fuck a cop in the ass, almost ♪ 139 00:06:38.572 --> 00:06:40.704 ♪ We'll stab you in the throat for chenko ♪ 140 00:06:40.748 --> 00:06:42.445 ♪ Stab you all in the throat for chenko ♪ 141 00:06:42.489 --> 00:06:45.796 ♪ Toss you in a moat, where you dazzle, you don't float ♪ 142 00:06:45.840 --> 00:06:47.711 ♪ Feed your ass to a crocodile 143 00:06:47.755 --> 00:06:49.626 ♪ For chenko, stab you right there now ♪ 144 00:06:49.670 --> 00:06:51.454 ♪ I am such a stabbing genius 145 00:06:51.498 --> 00:06:54.849 ♪ I went back in time and stabbed Jesus ♪ 146 00:06:54.892 --> 00:06:57.242 ♪ Yo, check it out 147 00:06:57.286 --> 00:06:58.592 ♪ Stab you in the stomach, stab you in the penis ♪ 148 00:06:58.635 --> 00:07:00.681 ♪ Stab you in the face, stab you into pieces ♪ 149 00:07:00.724 --> 00:07:03.553 ♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab ♪ 150 00:07:03.597 --> 00:07:05.381 ♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab ♪ 151 00:07:05.425 --> 00:07:06.948 ♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab ♪ 152 00:07:06.991 --> 00:07:11.431 ♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab ♪ 153 00:07:11.474 --> 00:07:13.128 - You are my guy, yo! 154 00:07:14.564 --> 00:07:15.783 See Face Fuka, StabbyD, 155 00:07:15.826 --> 00:07:17.785 paint your baby's face, get in for free. 156 00:07:17.828 --> 00:07:19.047 That's right, bitches, payloads, 157 00:07:19.090 --> 00:07:22.006 paint your child's face, you get in free, 158 00:07:22.050 --> 00:07:24.487 and don't forget, go on Facebook right now 159 00:07:24.531 --> 00:07:27.838 and enter the fucking Facebook Baby Tattoo contest 160 00:07:27.882 --> 00:07:31.668 for the chance to win a fucking lifetime's supply of chenko! 161 00:07:33.888 --> 00:07:35.716 [laughing] 162 00:07:35.759 --> 00:07:37.413 - Oh, Charlie, hush! - Oh! 163 00:07:37.457 --> 00:07:38.240 Oh! - What? 164 00:07:39.546 --> 00:07:41.156 - Look at you two. 165 00:07:41.199 --> 00:07:42.505 Look how loud you're being. 166 00:07:42.549 --> 00:07:43.767 - [Jordan] Dad, Dad! 167 00:07:43.811 --> 00:07:44.594 - [Santa] I can't give you these presents now. 168 00:07:44.638 --> 00:07:46.161 - Dad, Dad! 169 00:07:46.204 --> 00:07:50.382 Dad, those VFW guys you work with were total assholes. 170 00:07:50.426 --> 00:07:51.601 They wouldn't pay me, 171 00:07:51.645 --> 00:07:53.342 'cause they said they ran out of money. 172 00:07:53.385 --> 00:07:54.865 Do you think I could get like five bucks? 173 00:07:54.909 --> 00:07:56.954 - Hm. - I just need five bucks, 174 00:07:56.998 --> 00:07:59.609 that's it, take your hand off your dick 175 00:07:59.653 --> 00:08:00.958 and give me the money. 176 00:08:03.613 --> 00:08:05.615 [eerie melodic music] 177 00:08:05.659 --> 00:08:07.748 That's two bucks, fucker. 178 00:08:23.459 --> 00:08:25.809 [baby crying] 179 00:08:34.818 --> 00:08:37.995 Yah! [laughing] - Get off me! 180 00:08:38.039 --> 00:08:40.345 - I don't wanna see that shit right now. 181 00:08:40.389 --> 00:08:41.564 - Yeah, you do. 182 00:08:41.608 --> 00:08:43.131 What up with Cody's face paint, yo? 183 00:08:43.174 --> 00:08:45.176 Bitch don't you ever fuck with a man's baby face paint. 184 00:08:45.220 --> 00:08:46.613 - I think that face paint's making him sick. 185 00:08:46.656 --> 00:08:50.660 I mean, look at him, he's all hot and fucked up. 186 00:08:50.704 --> 00:08:53.620 and shit, I think there's something wrong with him. 187 00:08:53.663 --> 00:08:55.491 I mean, look at him, doesn't he look weird to you? 188 00:08:55.535 --> 00:08:56.971 - [Jordan] Man, babies can't get sick, 189 00:08:57.014 --> 00:08:58.625 fucking chill, all right. 190 00:08:58.668 --> 00:09:00.104 - They can't? - No. 191 00:09:00.148 --> 00:09:01.584 - Face paint ain't gonna fuck him up. 192 00:09:01.628 --> 00:09:03.717 FaceFuka never takes his paint off, 193 00:09:03.760 --> 00:09:06.546 'cause it protects you from AIDS. 194 00:09:06.589 --> 00:09:08.678 - Yeah, but as soon as you put that shit on his face, 195 00:09:08.722 --> 00:09:11.463 he started acting like super retarded. 196 00:09:11.507 --> 00:09:13.030 - He probably got pissed off, 197 00:09:13.074 --> 00:09:15.555 'cause you took his FaceFuka paint off, I don't know. 198 00:09:15.598 --> 00:09:16.773 - No, I Doogled it. 199 00:09:16.817 --> 00:09:18.688 I think this could be like really bad. 200 00:09:18.732 --> 00:09:20.821 You gotta take him to the baby-ologist like today. 201 00:09:20.864 --> 00:09:22.692 - Leave me alone, yo! 202 00:09:22.736 --> 00:09:25.042 I can't bankroll his sickness at the moment. 203 00:09:25.086 --> 00:09:27.958 Man, you know how much fucking chenko I gotta smoke tonight? 204 00:09:28.002 --> 00:09:30.613 - Jordan, you gotta take him somewhere while I'm working. 205 00:09:30.657 --> 00:09:32.659 I'm like freaking out! 206 00:09:32.702 --> 00:09:35.705 Okay, if he dies, I don't want it to be my fault, 207 00:09:35.749 --> 00:09:37.533 and I think he might die. 208 00:09:37.577 --> 00:09:38.839 - Man, he'll be good. 209 00:09:38.882 --> 00:09:40.667 Besides, he loves it, look. 210 00:09:40.710 --> 00:09:42.625 ♪ Chenko, Chenko 211 00:09:42.669 --> 00:09:45.106 - Baby, see. [baby crying] 212 00:09:45.149 --> 00:09:46.586 You know what I'm saying, babe? 213 00:09:47.630 --> 00:09:49.240 Come on, just show me your titties. 214 00:09:49.284 --> 00:09:50.154 [knocking on door] 215 00:09:50.198 --> 00:09:51.939 Just suck my dick, come on. 216 00:09:51.982 --> 00:09:52.940 - [Janee] Not right now, somebody's at the door. 217 00:09:52.983 --> 00:09:54.245 - Fucking Stephanie. 218 00:09:54.289 --> 00:09:55.856 I'm gonna punch her in the balls. 219 00:09:55.899 --> 00:09:58.162 - If you do that again, I'll rip your fucking face off! 220 00:09:58.206 --> 00:09:59.424 - [Jordan] What the fuck do you want, Stephanie? 221 00:09:59.468 --> 00:10:00.469 - Fuck you, Jordan. 222 00:10:00.512 --> 00:10:01.644 Move out of my fucking way! 223 00:10:01.688 --> 00:10:03.124 - No one wants you here. 224 00:10:03.167 --> 00:10:05.256 Janee just told me two seconds ago not to let you in. 225 00:10:05.300 --> 00:10:06.606 - Shut the fuck up. 226 00:10:06.649 --> 00:10:07.737 Where is she? 227 00:10:07.781 --> 00:10:09.739 - Getting dressed, chill. 228 00:10:09.783 --> 00:10:12.612 - Actually, I wanna talk to you too. 229 00:10:12.655 --> 00:10:14.352 - Fuck off, what? 230 00:10:14.396 --> 00:10:16.441 - My Mom caught my little brother smoking chenko yesterday, 231 00:10:16.485 --> 00:10:17.704 you piece of shit. 232 00:10:17.747 --> 00:10:19.749 I know it was you who sold it to him. 233 00:10:19.793 --> 00:10:20.576 - I don't sell anything. 234 00:10:20.620 --> 00:10:21.795 Why would it be me? 235 00:10:21.838 --> 00:10:23.927 - Exactly, he doesn't know any dealers. 236 00:10:23.971 --> 00:10:25.712 Where else is he gonna get it from? 237 00:10:25.755 --> 00:10:27.322 - Leave me the fuck alone. 238 00:10:27.365 --> 00:10:28.628 I don't even smoke chenko. 239 00:10:28.671 --> 00:10:31.021 - I'm telling you, that paint's gonna give him 240 00:10:31.065 --> 00:10:32.980 hardcore ear problems today. 241 00:10:33.023 --> 00:10:36.766 He's gonna grow up mega retarded like Jordan. 242 00:10:36.810 --> 00:10:38.420 - I don't know, I mean, his ears seemed fine. 243 00:10:38.463 --> 00:10:40.161 - Babies are like little microwaves inside. 244 00:10:40.204 --> 00:10:42.293 They'll just keep heating up until they pop. 245 00:10:42.337 --> 00:10:43.381 - Oh my God, really? - Yeah. 246 00:10:43.425 --> 00:10:45.166 - You gotta buy it for him ASAP 247 00:10:45.209 --> 00:10:46.689 or his appendix is gonna melt. 248 00:10:46.733 --> 00:10:48.256 If you don't get him some today, 249 00:10:48.299 --> 00:10:49.649 he's gonna be fucked. - Yeah, well, 250 00:10:49.692 --> 00:10:52.216 - I asked Jordan for some money to get some. 251 00:10:52.260 --> 00:10:53.348 - Yeah, what'd he say? 252 00:10:55.306 --> 00:10:56.612 - Hm? 253 00:10:56.656 --> 00:10:59.876 [quirky melodic music] 254 00:11:05.490 --> 00:11:06.709 What's up, girl? 255 00:11:06.753 --> 00:11:09.233 - Hey Jordan, send me a picture of your dick, 256 00:11:09.277 --> 00:11:11.409 and I'll show you my asshole. 257 00:11:13.237 --> 00:11:14.761 [muffled shouting] 258 00:11:14.804 --> 00:11:15.936 - You know what, I? 259 00:11:15.979 --> 00:11:17.677 - [Dad] Jordan! 260 00:11:17.720 --> 00:11:19.113 - What, Dad? 261 00:11:19.156 --> 00:11:21.028 - Where's my pills? 262 00:11:21.071 --> 00:11:22.725 I can't find it anywhere, Jordan! 263 00:11:22.769 --> 00:11:25.859 [muffled shouting] 264 00:11:27.382 --> 00:11:28.688 - I don't know, Dad! 265 00:11:28.731 --> 00:11:30.777 I didn't touch your pills! 266 00:11:30.820 --> 00:11:33.693 [muffled shouting] 267 00:11:34.781 --> 00:11:36.391 Alright, I'm coming! 268 00:11:45.705 --> 00:11:47.794 - Get ready, it's Dijo Time! 269 00:11:49.230 --> 00:11:50.100 Aw yeah Buffalo Wings!! 270 00:11:50.144 --> 00:11:51.754 [thudding] 271 00:11:51.798 --> 00:11:53.669 Not in my house! 272 00:11:55.149 --> 00:11:56.367 Not my house, bitch. 273 00:11:56.411 --> 00:11:57.891 You can't dunk on dijo. 274 00:11:57.934 --> 00:11:58.718 He's twelve feet tall! 275 00:11:58.761 --> 00:12:00.545 - [Grandma] Harvey. 276 00:12:00.589 --> 00:12:03.374 Somebody's here for you, Harvey. 277 00:12:03.418 --> 00:12:04.941 - Excuse me, guys, I have to go, 278 00:12:04.985 --> 00:12:06.551 yell at my grandma. 279 00:12:06.595 --> 00:12:07.988 - [Grandma] Harvey, Harvey. 280 00:12:08.031 --> 00:12:08.771 - What, Grandma? 281 00:12:08.815 --> 00:12:10.120 What do you want? 282 00:12:10.164 --> 00:12:10.860 - [Grandma] Who is this here, Harvey? 283 00:12:10.904 --> 00:12:12.470 Who is this here? 284 00:12:12.514 --> 00:12:13.384 - Hold on, everybody. 285 00:12:13.428 --> 00:12:15.343 The rest of my wings are here. 286 00:12:15.386 --> 00:12:16.692 - [Delivery Man] Here you go, 287 00:12:16.736 --> 00:12:18.825 two family-size orders of South Korean style, 288 00:12:18.868 --> 00:12:20.783 extra buffalo, buffalo wings. 289 00:12:20.827 --> 00:12:21.828 [ominous music] 290 00:12:21.871 --> 00:12:22.829 All right? 291 00:12:22.872 --> 00:12:24.047 - [Box] Eat me, Donut. 292 00:12:24.091 --> 00:12:26.049 Buffalo wings are good for you, Donut. 293 00:12:26.093 --> 00:12:26.876 Eat me. 294 00:12:26.920 --> 00:12:27.964 - Please. 295 00:12:28.965 --> 00:12:30.053 [gas rumbles in his stomach] 296 00:12:30.097 --> 00:12:31.359 Don't leave. 297 00:12:34.275 --> 00:12:36.233 - Um, Jordan, uh, 298 00:12:36.277 --> 00:12:37.757 while you're at home watching Cody today, 299 00:12:37.800 --> 00:12:39.323 you know, don't go nowhere, and 300 00:12:40.803 --> 00:12:42.109 please don't make any fuckin' deals at the house. 301 00:12:42.152 --> 00:12:44.111 - Oh my God, you're seriously gonna trust 302 00:12:44.154 --> 00:12:45.808 this fucked up mongreed piece of shit 303 00:12:45.852 --> 00:12:47.201 with a life of another human being 304 00:12:47.244 --> 00:12:49.203 for more than 13 seconds? 305 00:12:49.246 --> 00:12:50.552 - He'll be fine. 306 00:12:50.595 --> 00:12:51.335 - Just make sure you fuckin' feed him. 307 00:12:51.379 --> 00:12:54.034 - Fuck off, fat bitch. 308 00:12:54.077 --> 00:12:57.472 Can't take this out of your cunty voice. 309 00:12:58.995 --> 00:13:00.518 - Are they still letting you skip third period? 310 00:13:00.562 --> 00:13:01.824 - Oh my God. 311 00:13:01.868 --> 00:13:02.912 They never give me a hard time now 312 00:13:02.956 --> 00:13:04.784 when I come in late for class. 313 00:13:04.827 --> 00:13:05.959 Like I'll just tell the receptionist, 314 00:13:06.002 --> 00:13:07.787 I have a hardcore pink taco, 315 00:13:07.830 --> 00:13:09.832 and she'll pretty much write me a pass for whatever. 316 00:13:09.876 --> 00:13:12.313 - Oh, uh, well, do you think you could 317 00:13:12.356 --> 00:13:13.662 stop by the house on your way home, 318 00:13:13.705 --> 00:13:15.795 and just, you know, check up on Jordan? 319 00:13:17.884 --> 00:13:21.670 - It's seriously so sad that you have to ask me that. 320 00:13:21.713 --> 00:13:25.152 If I knew who my kid's dad was and he was around, 321 00:13:25.195 --> 00:13:26.849 I would never let him be this dumb. 322 00:13:26.893 --> 00:13:28.024 - Okay, calm your tits. 323 00:13:28.068 --> 00:13:29.243 Janeé, I fucking love you, 324 00:13:29.286 --> 00:13:30.810 but he makes you stupider, 325 00:13:30.853 --> 00:13:33.334 and you can't trust him not to fuck things up. 326 00:13:33.377 --> 00:13:34.901 - [Janeé] I trust him. 327 00:13:36.337 --> 00:13:37.599 - [Stephanie] Did you tell him about those 328 00:13:37.642 --> 00:13:38.861 hair-cutting classes you want to take? 329 00:13:38.905 --> 00:13:40.123 - [Janeé] Freaking, chill, leave me alone. 330 00:13:40.167 --> 00:13:42.343 I'm gonna tell him about Angela's, duh. 331 00:13:42.386 --> 00:13:43.910 Look, I'm gonna be late. 332 00:13:43.953 --> 00:13:46.042 Please just promise me that you'll check up on him. 333 00:13:46.086 --> 00:13:47.348 - Oh, I'll be here. 334 00:13:47.391 --> 00:13:48.915 I can't even imagine what that fucker's 335 00:13:48.958 --> 00:13:50.133 up to while you're gone. 336 00:13:50.177 --> 00:13:50.960 - Thank you. 337 00:13:52.309 --> 00:13:55.182 [electronic music] 338 00:13:56.792 --> 00:13:58.141 - Oh, Murphy. 339 00:13:58.185 --> 00:13:59.273 - I don't really understand why you understand, 340 00:13:59.316 --> 00:14:01.492 what you meant there in that text. 341 00:14:01.536 --> 00:14:02.972 What the fuck does B-A-F-L mean? 342 00:14:03.016 --> 00:14:04.974 - Bring a fucking lot. 343 00:14:05.018 --> 00:14:06.323 I thought you'd know that one. 344 00:14:06.367 --> 00:14:07.890 - Nope. 345 00:14:07.934 --> 00:14:10.327 - Look, um, I don't know if you're gonna be cool with this, 346 00:14:10.371 --> 00:14:14.070 but fucking, I was like, he'd pissed if I didn't ask, right. 347 00:14:15.593 --> 00:14:16.768 - [Murphy] What? 348 00:14:16.812 --> 00:14:18.205 Dude, you mind turning this down, man? 349 00:14:18.248 --> 00:14:19.467 This is fucking annoying. 350 00:14:19.510 --> 00:14:21.904 - [Jordan] Nah, I lost the remote, dope. 351 00:14:21.948 --> 00:14:23.166 - [Murphy] You mind fucking changing 352 00:14:23.210 --> 00:14:24.211 the channel or something? 353 00:14:24.254 --> 00:14:26.082 This is fucking ridiculous. 354 00:14:26.126 --> 00:14:27.867 - [Jordan] Nah, the channel buttons 355 00:14:27.910 --> 00:14:28.998 on the TV are broke, too. 356 00:14:32.959 --> 00:14:35.570 - [Murphy] So, by a fucking lot, 357 00:14:35.613 --> 00:14:39.922 you mean a full or a half sleeve? 358 00:14:39.966 --> 00:14:41.489 - Give me a full one. 359 00:14:41.532 --> 00:14:43.839 - [TV Announcer] And John says taking it to the corner, 360 00:14:43.883 --> 00:14:46.668 and oh, stolen by Dijo. 361 00:14:47.712 --> 00:14:49.192 Not in my house. 362 00:14:50.846 --> 00:14:53.849 Personally, I think they should just retire this sport, 363 00:14:53.893 --> 00:14:55.198 because there's nobody here that's ever going 364 00:14:55.242 --> 00:14:57.418 to be better at basketball than Dijo, ever. 365 00:14:59.333 --> 00:15:02.249 - Do you ever think Dijo thinks about me? 366 00:15:02.292 --> 00:15:03.163 - [Delivery Man] I don't know, 367 00:15:03.206 --> 00:15:03.946 but I know Dijo thinks about me. 368 00:15:03.990 --> 00:15:05.165 - No way. 369 00:15:05.208 --> 00:15:07.689 I'm like the biggest Dijo fan ever. 370 00:15:07.732 --> 00:15:08.603 - Second biggest. 371 00:15:08.646 --> 00:15:10.039 I'm the biggest Dijo fan ever. 372 00:15:10.083 --> 00:15:12.999 - No, but you don't understand. 373 00:15:15.523 --> 00:15:18.091 I live in a wonderful world. 374 00:15:18.134 --> 00:15:18.918 Dijo. 375 00:15:20.702 --> 00:15:23.052 - Not in my house. 376 00:15:23.096 --> 00:15:26.490 [upbeat electronic music] 377 00:15:29.319 --> 00:15:30.320 - Here you go. 378 00:15:30.364 --> 00:15:31.626 You got the money? 379 00:15:31.669 --> 00:15:32.844 - Um, see, well, that's the thing. 380 00:15:32.888 --> 00:15:35.760 Uh, right now, little low on funds. 381 00:15:35.804 --> 00:15:37.153 - Why'd you tell me to bring all this shit over? 382 00:15:37.197 --> 00:15:38.981 - I got you. 383 00:15:39.025 --> 00:15:40.287 I'll have those really tonight, 384 00:15:40.330 --> 00:15:42.028 but if you can't wait. 385 00:15:42.071 --> 00:15:43.986 I can do something else right now. 386 00:15:44.030 --> 00:15:45.596 Check this out. 387 00:15:45.640 --> 00:15:50.601 I will give you $17.14 in quarters, nickels, and dimes. 388 00:15:52.038 --> 00:15:55.563 Two one-dollar bills, 389 00:15:55.606 --> 00:15:59.610 a pack of gum, Tornado Hackers on DVD, 390 00:15:59.654 --> 00:16:01.003 this filter for a humidifier 391 00:16:01.047 --> 00:16:03.005 that I found in my dad's closet, 392 00:16:03.049 --> 00:16:04.659 some balloons, 393 00:16:04.702 --> 00:16:07.314 and one bottle of Brogenix testosterone supplement, 394 00:16:07.357 --> 00:16:09.142 practically unused. 395 00:16:11.187 --> 00:16:13.885 Yo, that Brogenix alone is worth like 396 00:16:13.929 --> 00:16:16.932 12 payments of $19.95. 397 00:16:16.976 --> 00:16:20.457 So whatever that adds up to, you is getting it. 398 00:16:20.501 --> 00:16:23.069 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan! 399 00:16:23.112 --> 00:16:24.244 Who you talking to? 400 00:16:24.287 --> 00:16:25.854 - I'm not talking to anyone, Dad. 401 00:16:28.422 --> 00:16:30.032 - Your nose is bleeding. 402 00:16:30.076 --> 00:16:30.859 - What? 403 00:16:32.556 --> 00:16:34.906 [thudding] 404 00:16:34.950 --> 00:16:37.083 [Dad yelling] 405 00:16:37.126 --> 00:16:38.998 - Yo, I thought you were gonna have some cash. 406 00:16:39.041 --> 00:16:42.088 - Nah, man, I'm gonna borrow to get some cash. 407 00:16:42.131 --> 00:16:43.654 Man, you don't want to take that stuff right there. 408 00:16:43.698 --> 00:16:44.960 It's fine. 409 00:16:45.004 --> 00:16:46.179 I'll have your money for you later tonight, 410 00:16:46.222 --> 00:16:48.790 100% guaranteed. 411 00:16:48.833 --> 00:16:51.053 You know, I do a little pushin' on the side myself. 412 00:16:51.097 --> 00:16:53.055 All I got to do is sell a couple seed bags. 413 00:16:53.099 --> 00:16:55.057 Yo, my people front me shit all the time. 414 00:16:55.101 --> 00:16:56.232 Don't worry. 415 00:16:56.276 --> 00:16:58.930 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan! 416 00:16:58.974 --> 00:17:00.628 Are you talking about me? 417 00:17:00.671 --> 00:17:01.846 - What, Dad? 418 00:17:01.890 --> 00:17:03.239 I'm talking to a fucking friend. 419 00:17:03.283 --> 00:17:06.155 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan, Jordan! 420 00:17:06.199 --> 00:17:08.157 - I just need to see your dick again. 421 00:17:08.201 --> 00:17:09.985 Come on, Jordan, send me some. 422 00:17:10.029 --> 00:17:11.204 Send me some pictures, please? 423 00:17:11.247 --> 00:17:13.293 Come on, send me some pictures, please? 424 00:17:13.336 --> 00:17:18.037 [Dad and Jordan yelling in background] 425 00:17:31.702 --> 00:17:34.183 - [Murphy] Is that a fucking baby? 426 00:17:34.227 --> 00:17:36.403 [Dad and Jordan yelling] 427 00:17:36.446 --> 00:17:38.100 - [Jordan] Everything's cool, fucking chill. 428 00:17:38.144 --> 00:17:39.275 Y'all, man, you ain't gotta worry 429 00:17:39.319 --> 00:17:40.972 about that motherfucker. 430 00:17:41.016 --> 00:17:43.192 He's always like [mumbles]. 431 00:17:43.236 --> 00:17:46.630 It's like, yeah, my dad just took a lot of acid, that's all. 432 00:17:46.674 --> 00:17:47.414 - What, right now? 433 00:17:47.457 --> 00:17:49.372 - No, like 20 years ago. 434 00:17:50.199 --> 00:17:51.722 He was homeless for a while, 435 00:17:51.766 --> 00:17:53.159 then he joined the army. 436 00:17:53.202 --> 00:17:55.074 Then he got really into acid. 437 00:17:55.117 --> 00:17:56.075 It's just how he is. 438 00:17:56.118 --> 00:17:57.598 It's best not to piss him off. 439 00:17:57.641 --> 00:17:59.339 He will literally try to kill you. 440 00:17:59.382 --> 00:18:03.082 - All right, I'm gonna call you at eight o'clock. 441 00:18:03.125 --> 00:18:06.128 I'm taking this shit, but I still want that money. 442 00:18:06.172 --> 00:18:07.347 No excuses. 443 00:18:11.699 --> 00:18:12.917 Fucking loser. 444 00:18:15.006 --> 00:18:16.138 - Great. 445 00:18:16.182 --> 00:18:17.966 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan! 446 00:18:18.009 --> 00:18:21.361 [upbeat electronic music] 447 00:18:22.884 --> 00:18:24.799 ♪ Luxury 448 00:18:24.842 --> 00:18:25.974 ♪ Angela 449 00:18:26.017 --> 00:18:27.236 ♪ Glamour 450 00:18:27.280 --> 00:18:29.369 ♪ Angela 451 00:18:29.412 --> 00:18:31.153 ♪ Pretty-fulness 452 00:18:31.197 --> 00:18:33.460 ♪ Angela 453 00:18:33.503 --> 00:18:36.506 ♪ Learn how to do it with the best of us ♪ 454 00:18:36.550 --> 00:18:41.555 ♪ With the one, the only, Angela ♪ 455 00:18:45.298 --> 00:18:49.302 ♪ Angela's Haircut Superstar School ♪ 456 00:18:49.345 --> 00:18:54.045 ♪ We're only the not untracked way ♪ 457 00:18:54.089 --> 00:18:57.179 ♪ Style hair 458 00:18:57.223 --> 00:19:00.400 ♪ Angela's Haircut Superstar School ♪ 459 00:19:00.443 --> 00:19:04.230 ♪ If you're here, you're cool 460 00:19:04.273 --> 00:19:06.014 - [Woman] I've explained it to you four times already. 461 00:19:06.057 --> 00:19:07.798 I don't know how much more simple to make this. 462 00:19:07.842 --> 00:19:09.191 Listen, all we need is baby's DOB, 463 00:19:09.235 --> 00:19:11.280 and then I can set up the appointment for you, 464 00:19:11.324 --> 00:19:13.326 but you can't just walk in here. 465 00:19:13.369 --> 00:19:15.241 - I don't, I don't know what the fuck that is. 466 00:19:15.284 --> 00:19:16.459 - Get off the phone, Janeé. 467 00:19:21.247 --> 00:19:22.161 - Fuck, he's back. 468 00:19:23.292 --> 00:19:26.165 [ominous music and growling] 469 00:19:26.208 --> 00:19:27.470 - Janeé, listen. 470 00:19:27.514 --> 00:19:29.211 Maureen's 12:30 doesn't want any Angela products 471 00:19:29.255 --> 00:19:30.517 in her hair. 472 00:19:30.560 --> 00:19:32.780 So look, I put some dish detergent in a bottle. 473 00:19:32.823 --> 00:19:34.173 Just use that, she'll never know the difference, okay? 474 00:19:34.216 --> 00:19:35.478 - Daphne, listen. 475 00:19:36.610 --> 00:19:40.048 I'm so, so, so sorry, but I can't make 476 00:19:40.091 --> 00:19:41.397 the last payment for Angela's Superstar 477 00:19:41.441 --> 00:19:42.224 program. - What? 478 00:19:42.268 --> 00:19:43.225 - Oh, no, no, no. 479 00:19:43.269 --> 00:19:44.183 You can't do that. 480 00:19:44.226 --> 00:19:45.575 - Cody's appendix is gonna melt, 481 00:19:45.619 --> 00:19:47.229 and like, it's super retarded. 482 00:19:47.273 --> 00:19:48.448 Like I called all these baby-ologists, 483 00:19:48.491 --> 00:19:50.058 and they're all like, nah, 484 00:19:50.101 --> 00:19:51.625 we won't take him without stupid fucking money. 485 00:19:51.668 --> 00:19:53.888 - Do you have any idea how this is gonna make Angela feel? 486 00:19:53.931 --> 00:19:55.759 Angela has feelings, Janeé. 487 00:19:55.803 --> 00:19:57.239 - Dude, come on. 488 00:19:57.283 --> 00:19:59.894 Look, that guy's come back again, creepin' on. 489 00:19:59.937 --> 00:20:02.679 [he grunts] 490 00:20:02.723 --> 00:20:05.378 - Eh, he throws me five bucks just to sit there, 491 00:20:05.421 --> 00:20:06.770 and I don't see a thing wrong with it. 492 00:20:06.814 --> 00:20:08.163 Go deal with the clients. 493 00:20:11.949 --> 00:20:14.909 - [Jordan] No, that's the thing. 494 00:20:14.952 --> 00:20:17.303 You got the cash for that, man? 495 00:20:17.346 --> 00:20:18.608 Dude, I gotta make a run. 496 00:20:18.652 --> 00:20:21.220 - Nah, I'll have to get you later with the cash. 497 00:20:21.263 --> 00:20:22.482 - Fuck man. 498 00:20:22.525 --> 00:20:25.180 I haven't even sampled that shit yet. 499 00:20:25.224 --> 00:20:26.399 - It's not that great. 500 00:20:27.269 --> 00:20:28.270 - Yo, well. 501 00:20:29.576 --> 00:20:32.274 I'll let you have it, if you do me a favor. 502 00:20:32.318 --> 00:20:33.580 - What is it? 503 00:20:33.623 --> 00:20:35.364 - Just watch my baby for like five minutes. 504 00:20:38.106 --> 00:20:40.195 - Aw, man, I gotta smoke chenko 505 00:20:40.239 --> 00:20:41.414 and play video games. 506 00:20:41.457 --> 00:20:42.676 I can't help you. 507 00:20:44.591 --> 00:20:46.332 - Fuck your video games then. 508 00:20:48.247 --> 00:20:49.639 Get up out of here, man, vamos. 509 00:20:53.513 --> 00:20:54.470 ♪ I fuck you in the face 510 00:20:54.514 --> 00:20:55.341 ♪ I fuck you in the face 511 00:20:55.384 --> 00:20:56.385 ♪ I fuck your skull 512 00:20:56.429 --> 00:20:57.734 ♪ And I get in a fucking 513 00:20:57.778 --> 00:20:59.345 ♪ I fuck it in every hole 514 00:20:59.388 --> 00:21:00.389 ♪ Every orifice 515 00:21:00.433 --> 00:21:01.390 ♪ Every orifice 516 00:21:01.434 --> 00:21:02.696 ♪ In your body 517 00:21:02.739 --> 00:21:04.001 ♪ Fuck you in the face with my chenko ♪ 518 00:21:04.045 --> 00:21:06.047 ♪ Stick it in my ass 519 00:21:06.090 --> 00:21:07.440 ♪ Some chenko 520 00:21:07.483 --> 00:21:12.358 ♪ Come in my nuts now, out my dick ♪ 521 00:21:12.401 --> 00:21:14.360 [he sighs] 522 00:21:14.403 --> 00:21:16.057 What's that smell? 523 00:21:17.101 --> 00:21:20.191 [cellphone vibrates] 524 00:21:24.021 --> 00:21:26.589 [baby whimpers] 525 00:21:27.808 --> 00:21:28.548 - Yo, dude. 526 00:21:28.591 --> 00:21:29.462 - Man, where are you? 527 00:21:29.505 --> 00:21:30.550 You said you would be here 528 00:21:30.593 --> 00:21:31.551 an hour ago. - I know, fucking chill. 529 00:21:31.594 --> 00:21:34.641 - Wah-wah-wah-wah, wha-wah-wah. 530 00:21:34.684 --> 00:21:36.469 Get over here, now. 531 00:21:36.512 --> 00:21:38.340 - All right, fucking chill. 532 00:21:38.384 --> 00:21:39.385 I'm leaving right now. 533 00:21:39.428 --> 00:21:40.211 I'll be right there. 534 00:21:40.255 --> 00:21:41.430 - Yeah, sure. 535 00:21:41.474 --> 00:21:42.475 [he sighs] 536 00:21:42.518 --> 00:21:43.998 - Fuck. 537 00:21:44.041 --> 00:21:46.174 If everyone just let me get high for two seconds. 538 00:21:47.349 --> 00:21:49.612 [he sighs] 539 00:21:52.615 --> 00:21:55.096 [baby cries] 540 00:21:56.489 --> 00:21:57.272 I don't have time for this. 541 00:21:57.316 --> 00:21:58.186 I gotta go. 542 00:21:59.405 --> 00:22:02.321 Dad, I need you to watch the baby. 543 00:22:02.364 --> 00:22:04.453 - [Dad] Baby, what baby? 544 00:22:04.497 --> 00:22:06.150 - You never noticed that a baby lives 545 00:22:06.194 --> 00:22:08.544 in your fucking house before? 546 00:22:08.588 --> 00:22:10.285 - Don't fucking curse at me. 547 00:22:10.329 --> 00:22:13.114 [muffled yelling] 548 00:22:14.420 --> 00:22:15.899 - Listen, Dad, just stand there, 549 00:22:15.943 --> 00:22:17.379 and look at the fucking thing. 550 00:22:17.423 --> 00:22:19.250 I'll be back in five minutes. 551 00:22:19.294 --> 00:22:22.079 [muffled yelling] 552 00:22:26.040 --> 00:22:28.390 [baby crying] 553 00:22:30.261 --> 00:22:33.787 [upbeat electronic music] 554 00:22:33.830 --> 00:22:35.354 - God dammit. 555 00:22:35.397 --> 00:22:36.616 [phone rings] 556 00:22:36.659 --> 00:22:38.095 - Brandenburg Dental, this is Raneé speaking. 557 00:22:38.139 --> 00:22:39.532 How can I help you? 558 00:22:39.575 --> 00:22:40.750 - [Janeé] Dude, it's me. 559 00:22:40.794 --> 00:22:42.404 - Janeé, where the fuck are you right now? 560 00:22:42.448 --> 00:22:44.232 Mom is so fucking pissed. 561 00:22:44.275 --> 00:22:45.625 I know that you killed that baby, didn't you? 562 00:22:45.668 --> 00:22:46.669 - No, shut up. 563 00:22:46.713 --> 00:22:47.975 I know what I'm doing. 564 00:22:48.018 --> 00:22:49.542 I told you I'm not gonna kill him. 565 00:22:49.585 --> 00:22:51.239 Dude, this was a bad idea. 566 00:22:51.282 --> 00:22:53.981 - Bad idea, yeah, just like your life was a bad idea. 567 00:22:54.024 --> 00:22:55.330 - Excuse ma'am. 568 00:22:55.374 --> 00:22:57.419 - Excuse me, I need to tell this bitch off. 569 00:22:57.463 --> 00:22:58.942 Fuck you. 570 00:22:58.986 --> 00:23:01.467 I am the motherfucking Napoleon of making genius babies. 571 00:23:01.510 --> 00:23:02.511 I know what happened. 572 00:23:02.555 --> 00:23:03.338 I can see it now. 573 00:23:03.382 --> 00:23:04.557 Cody's in a dumpster. 574 00:23:04.600 --> 00:23:05.993 You don't even have to apologize. 575 00:23:06.036 --> 00:23:07.429 - No, Cody's not sick or dying 576 00:23:07.473 --> 00:23:08.430 or anything like that. 577 00:23:08.474 --> 00:23:09.866 He's doing super fucking awesome. 578 00:23:09.910 --> 00:23:11.302 Thank you for asking, bitch. 579 00:23:11.346 --> 00:23:12.826 - Right. 580 00:23:12.869 --> 00:23:16.003 You know, Michelangelo doesn't have time to get sick. 581 00:23:16.046 --> 00:23:17.134 He wouldn't do that to us. 582 00:23:17.178 --> 00:23:18.875 - Well good for Michelangelo. 583 00:23:18.919 --> 00:23:20.703 - I have a big boy job that I need to get back to. 584 00:23:20.747 --> 00:23:23.402 Why the fuck are you calling me? 585 00:23:23.445 --> 00:23:24.707 - I need money. 586 00:23:24.751 --> 00:23:25.491 - [Raneé] No. 587 00:23:25.534 --> 00:23:26.883 - Dude, come on. 588 00:23:26.927 --> 00:23:28.450 I can't have all this. 589 00:23:28.494 --> 00:23:31.410 Angela's, come on, you know how much this means to me. 590 00:23:31.453 --> 00:23:32.889 - How the fuck did you do that? 591 00:23:34.804 --> 00:23:37.111 No, not, still no, not even considering it, 592 00:23:37.154 --> 00:23:38.417 and don't ask Mom, either. 593 00:23:38.460 --> 00:23:39.722 She hates you forever, goodbye. 594 00:23:39.766 --> 00:23:42.116 - Please, come on, I'll pay you back. 595 00:23:42.159 --> 00:23:42.986 Look, I lied. 596 00:23:43.030 --> 00:23:45.249 Cody's super sick, okay? 597 00:23:45.293 --> 00:23:46.033 It sucks. 598 00:23:46.076 --> 00:23:47.469 I got a job with Angela, 599 00:23:47.513 --> 00:23:48.775 and this is my shot. 600 00:23:48.818 --> 00:23:50.559 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 601 00:23:50.603 --> 00:23:53.736 - That's sad, Janeé. 602 00:23:53.780 --> 00:23:56.435 [dramatic music] 603 00:23:56.478 --> 00:23:58.524 - Oh my, fucking bitch. 604 00:24:00.613 --> 00:24:03.180 [ominous music] 605 00:24:04.791 --> 00:24:06.488 [door creaks] 606 00:24:06.532 --> 00:24:08.272 - Yo, Jordan. 607 00:24:08.316 --> 00:24:09.491 - Yo, what it do? 608 00:24:09.535 --> 00:24:10.797 Got here as fast as I could. 609 00:24:10.840 --> 00:24:12.320 You still gonna be able to do this? 610 00:24:12.363 --> 00:24:13.669 - Did you finally get that money. 611 00:24:13.713 --> 00:24:15.497 - Yes, I did. 612 00:24:18.152 --> 00:24:18.892 [thudding boom] 613 00:24:18.935 --> 00:24:19.719 - Hold on one second. 614 00:24:21.547 --> 00:24:24.680 [change clinks on tray] 615 00:24:25.942 --> 00:24:27.640 I don't know where you got this from, 616 00:24:27.683 --> 00:24:30.599 but it's not enough. 617 00:24:30.643 --> 00:24:31.687 - Shit, man, you sure? 618 00:24:31.731 --> 00:24:33.559 I thought that was a lot of cash. 619 00:24:33.602 --> 00:24:36.649 - Oh, there is, but it's mostly ones. 620 00:24:36.692 --> 00:24:38.651 - What about that discount I was getting? 621 00:24:38.694 --> 00:24:40.653 - Even with your friend discount, 622 00:24:40.696 --> 00:24:42.611 this will cover you about a sixth, at most. 623 00:24:42.655 --> 00:24:46.485 - Okay, well would you maybe do it 624 00:24:46.528 --> 00:24:48.051 in installments, like a sixth now, 625 00:24:48.095 --> 00:24:50.532 and then you know, we could do the rest later on? 626 00:24:51.577 --> 00:24:53.013 - I don't see why not. 627 00:24:54.275 --> 00:24:57.757 All right, so this where you wanted that turkey. 628 00:24:57.800 --> 00:24:59.846 - Yeah, like blam, all about the size 629 00:24:59.889 --> 00:25:01.674 of my left shoulder there. 630 00:25:01.717 --> 00:25:03.197 - Okay. 631 00:25:03.240 --> 00:25:05.721 And you're sure this is the design you want to do? 632 00:25:05.765 --> 00:25:07.331 You don't want to go with the spider, 633 00:25:07.375 --> 00:25:10.247 with big tits, right, a skull, motorcycle. 634 00:25:10.291 --> 00:25:12.554 - Spiders are badass, but I'm gonna have 635 00:25:12.598 --> 00:25:14.687 to stick with the baby picture. 636 00:25:14.730 --> 00:25:16.558 Tryin' to win a shitload of chenko 637 00:25:16.602 --> 00:25:19.387 from FaceFuka's baby tattoo contest. 638 00:25:19.430 --> 00:25:20.910 You know what I'm talkin' about? 639 00:25:22.129 --> 00:25:24.000 Hey, you want to see some pregnant titties? 640 00:25:25.959 --> 00:25:27.264 [females grunting] 641 00:25:27.308 --> 00:25:28.701 - [Janeé] Jordan, are you filming me? 642 00:25:28.744 --> 00:25:29.571 - No, bitch. 643 00:25:30.790 --> 00:25:32.531 Givin' me shit, man. 644 00:25:32.574 --> 00:25:33.575 He don't love the baby. 645 00:25:33.619 --> 00:25:35.359 He never do nothing for it. 646 00:25:36.535 --> 00:25:38.667 I'm like, shit. 647 00:25:38.711 --> 00:25:40.103 I'll show you how much I love that baby, 648 00:25:40.147 --> 00:25:41.670 fucking bitch. 649 00:25:41.714 --> 00:25:44.455 Get his face burned into my shoulder. 650 00:25:44.499 --> 00:25:45.369 What you goin' to do about that? 651 00:25:45.413 --> 00:25:48.329 - Okay, so you doin' all this, 652 00:25:48.372 --> 00:25:49.852 just to prove to her that you're right, 653 00:25:49.896 --> 00:25:51.767 and she's wrong, even though she is 654 00:25:51.811 --> 00:25:54.030 probably kind of right. 655 00:25:54.074 --> 00:25:55.031 - No. 656 00:25:55.075 --> 00:25:56.511 Man, I know that thing's annoying 657 00:25:56.555 --> 00:25:57.773 and expensive as fuck, 658 00:25:58.905 --> 00:26:00.646 but I'm like, fine. 659 00:26:00.689 --> 00:26:01.734 I'll let it stick around 660 00:26:01.777 --> 00:26:03.649 as long as you just fucking chill. 661 00:26:03.692 --> 00:26:05.302 - I don't know what you guys are fighting about, 662 00:26:05.346 --> 00:26:07.087 but you don't want to keep a baby. 663 00:26:07.130 --> 00:26:09.002 You don't got to keep a baby. 664 00:26:09.045 --> 00:26:09.829 - What do you mean? 665 00:26:09.872 --> 00:26:10.786 - Well, there's ways. 666 00:26:10.830 --> 00:26:12.266 There's people you can call, 667 00:26:12.309 --> 00:26:13.789 people who might be interested in helping you out 668 00:26:13.833 --> 00:26:15.269 with those kind of problems. 669 00:26:15.312 --> 00:26:16.705 - Wait. 670 00:26:16.749 --> 00:26:17.532 [dramatic chime] 671 00:26:17.576 --> 00:26:18.402 For real? 672 00:26:18.446 --> 00:26:19.403 - Mm-hmm. 673 00:26:19.447 --> 00:26:20.230 ♪ That hotel near you 674 00:26:20.274 --> 00:26:21.101 ♪ When he dart down 675 00:26:21.144 --> 00:26:24.583 [dramatic electronic music] 676 00:26:27.629 --> 00:26:28.848 - It's Dijo time. 677 00:26:35.115 --> 00:26:36.551 It's Donut time. 678 00:26:37.857 --> 00:26:38.640 Dijo time. 679 00:26:43.036 --> 00:26:43.950 Donut time. 680 00:26:46.648 --> 00:26:47.823 Donut time. 681 00:26:47.867 --> 00:26:50.304 [he growls] 682 00:26:52.567 --> 00:26:53.350 - Dad? 683 00:26:59.792 --> 00:27:00.749 [Dad grunts] 684 00:27:00.793 --> 00:27:01.620 - I feel sick. 685 00:27:01.663 --> 00:27:02.751 - Look what you did. 686 00:27:02.795 --> 00:27:04.057 I ain't cleaning that up. 687 00:27:04.100 --> 00:27:05.798 Get your big, behemoth ass off the floor, man. 688 00:27:05.841 --> 00:27:06.712 - Who got me sick? 689 00:27:06.755 --> 00:27:07.669 Is somebody sick in this house? 690 00:27:07.713 --> 00:27:08.931 - Man, I don't know. 691 00:27:10.280 --> 00:27:11.717 Chill, yo. [phone ringing] 692 00:27:11.760 --> 00:27:12.805 Wipe your mouth off. 693 00:27:13.936 --> 00:27:15.634 - Where's all the Robitussin? 694 00:27:15.677 --> 00:27:17.548 You used it to get high, didn't you? 695 00:27:17.592 --> 00:27:20.377 - [Jordan] No, Dad, I don't touch the Robitussin. 696 00:27:21.770 --> 00:27:22.728 - Answer the goddamn phone. 697 00:27:22.771 --> 00:27:24.555 I gotta get some cough medicine. 698 00:27:24.599 --> 00:27:25.774 [phone ringing] 699 00:27:25.818 --> 00:27:27.558 You need anything from the drugstore 700 00:27:27.602 --> 00:27:28.690 while I'm out? 701 00:27:28.734 --> 00:27:29.822 I can get you something if you're sick. 702 00:27:29.865 --> 00:27:31.737 - No, Dad, nobody's sick, just go. 703 00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:35.479 What? 704 00:27:35.523 --> 00:27:36.655 - [Tazel] Hello, there, buddy. 705 00:27:36.698 --> 00:27:39.048 This is Tazel from Brogenix. 706 00:27:39.092 --> 00:27:41.094 How you making out with the year supply? 707 00:27:42.530 --> 00:27:45.881 - Yeah, we didn't actually order any of that. 708 00:27:45.925 --> 00:27:49.711 I think someone stole my dad's credit card number. 709 00:27:49.755 --> 00:27:50.625 You know what I'm saying? 710 00:27:50.669 --> 00:27:52.279 - [Tazel] Oh, you betcha. 711 00:27:52.322 --> 00:27:55.717 No wonder, I see you made one of the payments by cash here. 712 00:27:55.761 --> 00:27:57.023 Let me see if I can - Can I talk to you 713 00:27:57.066 --> 00:28:00.200 - some other time, uh, please? - Oh, sure. 714 00:28:00.243 --> 00:28:01.505 - Yo, man, you gotta stop telling 715 00:28:01.549 --> 00:28:03.159 your fat fucking sister about this. 716 00:28:03.203 --> 00:28:05.031 I don't know want to have to karate chop her in the throat. 717 00:28:05.074 --> 00:28:06.597 - What happened to your shoulder? 718 00:28:06.641 --> 00:28:08.643 - Just got a banging new tattoo. 719 00:28:08.687 --> 00:28:09.862 - What'd you get a tattoo of? 720 00:28:09.905 --> 00:28:12.734 - Uh, spiders, 721 00:28:12.778 --> 00:28:14.083 just a lot of work I gotta get done 722 00:28:14.127 --> 00:28:14.867 on it, though. 723 00:28:14.910 --> 00:28:16.825 - Oh, that's gay. 724 00:28:16.869 --> 00:28:17.739 - No, man, that ain't gay. 725 00:28:17.783 --> 00:28:20.046 Look, I don't got no baggies, 726 00:28:20.089 --> 00:28:21.047 so I'm gonna break it up here. 727 00:28:21.090 --> 00:28:22.831 You both wanted one? 728 00:28:24.311 --> 00:28:25.138 - What kind of chenko is this? 729 00:28:25.181 --> 00:28:25.921 I don't want this dirt. 730 00:28:25.965 --> 00:28:27.575 - Shit, son. 731 00:28:27.618 --> 00:28:28.881 You don't know what's good. 732 00:28:28.924 --> 00:28:32.841 This is 100% pure scorpi-dust, 733 00:28:32.885 --> 00:28:34.582 straight from Peru. 734 00:28:34.625 --> 00:28:35.714 - I don't believe you. 735 00:28:35.757 --> 00:28:36.715 It's not even that dark. 736 00:28:36.758 --> 00:28:37.933 - No, man, look. 737 00:28:38.934 --> 00:28:40.631 It's some of the best chenko I ever smoked. 738 00:28:40.675 --> 00:28:41.545 Check it out. 739 00:28:41.589 --> 00:28:43.330 So you got that 600 bucks? 740 00:28:43.373 --> 00:28:44.374 - Dude, run! 741 00:28:45.506 --> 00:28:47.813 [engine revving] 742 00:28:47.856 --> 00:28:48.857 [bicycle gears click] 743 00:28:48.901 --> 00:28:49.771 - Hey, get back here. 744 00:28:49.815 --> 00:28:52.774 [he thuds and groans] 745 00:28:57.039 --> 00:28:59.041 - [Boy] Fuck you, loser. 746 00:29:00.782 --> 00:29:04.612 [dramatic electronic music] 747 00:29:11.140 --> 00:29:12.794 - Ow. 748 00:29:12.838 --> 00:29:14.709 - Yeah, I'll drop it off, 749 00:29:14.753 --> 00:29:15.841 but I'm not doing cash anymore. 750 00:29:15.884 --> 00:29:17.407 I keep getting fucked over. 751 00:29:18.626 --> 00:29:19.670 I'm switching over to Zitcoin. 752 00:29:19.714 --> 00:29:20.497 It's just. 753 00:29:21.629 --> 00:29:24.763 [he inhales and coughs] 754 00:29:25.807 --> 00:29:30.377 [dramatic electronic music] 755 00:29:30.420 --> 00:29:31.334 - [FaceFuka] Pu-damn. 756 00:29:31.378 --> 00:29:32.945 Getting a baddass tattoo. 757 00:29:32.988 --> 00:29:34.642 Fuck you all. 758 00:29:34.685 --> 00:29:35.774 - [Murphy] Sweet xenu 759 00:29:35.817 --> 00:29:36.992 - Vote for me. 760 00:29:37.036 --> 00:29:39.038 In the FaceFuka baby tattoo contest, 761 00:29:39.081 --> 00:29:40.953 hashtag dontBEaBITCH. 762 00:29:40.996 --> 00:29:42.781 - You got a fucking tattoo. 763 00:29:44.130 --> 00:29:46.828 You got a fucking tattoo. 764 00:29:46.872 --> 00:29:48.830 You said you were broke. 765 00:29:52.660 --> 00:29:55.358 - Look, Janeé, you don't need to call a doctor. 766 00:29:55.402 --> 00:29:56.795 You just need to buy baby aspirin. 767 00:29:56.838 --> 00:29:58.927 Pour like half the bottle in his face, 768 00:29:58.971 --> 00:30:00.537 and he'll calm the fuck down. 769 00:30:00.581 --> 00:30:01.364 - Freakin' chill. 770 00:30:02.583 --> 00:30:03.453 What am I gonna do? 771 00:30:03.497 --> 00:30:05.368 I'm like freaking out, man. 772 00:30:05.412 --> 00:30:06.717 Look, just please promise me 773 00:30:06.761 --> 00:30:09.546 that you'll call as soon as you get there, okay? 774 00:30:09.590 --> 00:30:10.896 - Off the phone, Janeé. 775 00:30:10.939 --> 00:30:12.549 Angela is not happy. 776 00:30:12.593 --> 00:30:13.899 You can't quit the program. 777 00:30:13.942 --> 00:30:14.856 - What do you mean? 778 00:30:14.900 --> 00:30:16.249 - Angela won't allow it. 779 00:30:16.292 --> 00:30:18.251 The salon sponsored you for this, 780 00:30:18.294 --> 00:30:19.948 and if you don't go, do you know 781 00:30:19.992 --> 00:30:20.819 what Angela's gonna do to me? 782 00:30:21.689 --> 00:30:22.995 I have a family, Janeé. 783 00:30:23.038 --> 00:30:25.606 - Dude, I can't pay for it. 784 00:30:25.649 --> 00:30:28.565 - Angela doesn't care, Janeé. 785 00:30:28.609 --> 00:30:30.829 You have to pay, you have to. 786 00:30:34.876 --> 00:30:36.008 - Uh, Janeé. 787 00:30:36.051 --> 00:30:37.226 - Hey. 788 00:30:37.270 --> 00:30:38.575 - Hey, Janeé, uh, 789 00:30:38.619 --> 00:30:40.926 do you know where I can skiz some chenko? 790 00:30:40.969 --> 00:30:43.493 - No, I don't do that shit. 791 00:30:43.537 --> 00:30:47.019 - Oh, damn, I thought maybe your bae was 792 00:30:47.062 --> 00:30:48.498 still dealing seed bags. 793 00:30:48.542 --> 00:30:49.891 - Jordan? 794 00:30:49.935 --> 00:30:51.197 No. 795 00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:52.154 - I'll give you $20 if you can score 796 00:30:52.198 --> 00:30:53.460 some fucking chenko today. 797 00:30:54.374 --> 00:30:55.418 Please I'm skeevin, yo. 798 00:30:55.462 --> 00:30:57.072 I can't find shit around here. 799 00:30:58.682 --> 00:30:59.945 - I'm so broke right now. 800 00:31:00.815 --> 00:31:04.863 - You know, you need money. 801 00:31:04.906 --> 00:31:09.389 Bundy over there will pay you $500 802 00:31:09.432 --> 00:31:12.131 to bend him and call him a little princess 803 00:31:12.174 --> 00:31:13.784 and tickle his butthole. 804 00:31:13.828 --> 00:31:15.612 He tells me like five times a day. 805 00:31:15.656 --> 00:31:17.658 - Um, no. 806 00:31:17.701 --> 00:31:19.921 Um, let me text Jordan. 807 00:31:19.965 --> 00:31:21.270 He's literally always got stuff. 808 00:31:21.314 --> 00:31:23.794 He can hook you up with some dope-ass chenko. 809 00:31:23.838 --> 00:31:25.231 - Oh, dope. 810 00:31:25.274 --> 00:31:27.798 I will give you that twenty when I am done work. 811 00:31:27.842 --> 00:31:28.930 Thanks, girl. 812 00:31:38.679 --> 00:31:41.029 [phone rings] 813 00:31:45.033 --> 00:31:46.948 - Brandenburg Dental, this is Raneé speaking. 814 00:31:46.992 --> 00:31:48.384 What the fuck do you want? 815 00:31:49.690 --> 00:31:52.214 - [Man] Uh, I'll just call back. 816 00:31:54.738 --> 00:31:56.088 [busy signal beeps] 817 00:31:56.131 --> 00:31:57.132 - Angela. 818 00:32:02.137 --> 00:32:02.921 Why? 819 00:32:06.011 --> 00:32:09.101 [computer dings] 820 00:32:09.144 --> 00:32:09.928 Givebacks. 821 00:32:12.060 --> 00:32:13.888 - [FaceFuka] Bleed on this, bitch. 822 00:32:13.932 --> 00:32:15.803 Hashtag FaceFuka, Hashtag Chenko4Life. 823 00:32:18.501 --> 00:32:19.676 - [Dad] Jordan, where are you? 824 00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:21.591 - I'm in the bathroom. 825 00:32:21.635 --> 00:32:23.289 I'm gonna fucking stab those kids. 826 00:32:23.332 --> 00:32:24.986 - Jordan! Jordan! 827 00:32:25.030 --> 00:32:26.422 Jordan, where are you? 828 00:32:26.466 --> 00:32:28.163 Jordan, where are you? 829 00:32:28.207 --> 00:32:29.991 Oh, there you are, Jordan. 830 00:32:30.035 --> 00:32:31.645 You're not gonna believe this. 831 00:32:31.688 --> 00:32:34.126 Somebody robbed the VFW this morning. 832 00:32:34.169 --> 00:32:35.997 - Oh, that sucks. 833 00:32:36.041 --> 00:32:37.390 - Some guy came in and ran out the door 834 00:32:37.433 --> 00:32:38.695 with one of them charity boxes 835 00:32:38.739 --> 00:32:39.914 for vets with no legs. 836 00:32:39.958 --> 00:32:42.134 What kind of scum would do that? 837 00:32:42.177 --> 00:32:43.352 I'm going over there right now 838 00:32:43.396 --> 00:32:44.614 to help them find out who did this. 839 00:32:46.660 --> 00:32:48.053 You can't fool us vets. 840 00:32:53.188 --> 00:32:55.495 - Man, where's that remote? 841 00:32:56.539 --> 00:32:59.151 [dramatic music] 842 00:33:02.502 --> 00:33:06.288 Fuck, I just want one hit of chenko, just one. 843 00:33:22.826 --> 00:33:25.394 [Jordan snorts] 844 00:33:26.526 --> 00:33:27.309 Fuck. 845 00:33:28.658 --> 00:33:32.010 [Jordan coughs and spits] 846 00:33:33.489 --> 00:33:35.143 That's not gonna work. 847 00:33:35.187 --> 00:33:37.580 [Jordan gags] 848 00:33:47.895 --> 00:33:52.204 [Jordan burps] [phone rings] 849 00:33:52.247 --> 00:33:54.771 [fly buzzes] 850 00:33:54.815 --> 00:33:57.078 - [Woman] It's important at the first sign of illness 851 00:33:57.122 --> 00:33:59.298 to administer baby aspirin to your child. 852 00:33:59.341 --> 00:34:01.648 Without baby aspirin, your baby has 853 00:34:01.691 --> 00:34:04.085 a frighteningly higher chance of dying. 854 00:34:04.129 --> 00:34:07.175 100% pure baby aspirin, 855 00:34:07.219 --> 00:34:08.785 it cools their bones 856 00:34:08.829 --> 00:34:11.005 and dulls their sense of awareness, 857 00:34:11.049 --> 00:34:12.224 so there sickness [Jordan burps] 858 00:34:12.267 --> 00:34:13.834 starts to melt away [melt away echoes]. 859 00:34:15.792 --> 00:34:16.576 - Yeah? 860 00:34:17.881 --> 00:34:20.188 - [Walter] Jordan, I want that money back. 861 00:34:20.232 --> 00:34:21.494 - Who is this? 862 00:34:21.537 --> 00:34:22.756 - You know damn well who this is. 863 00:34:22.799 --> 00:34:24.540 Don't play games with me, you hamburger. 864 00:34:24.584 --> 00:34:25.672 We know it was you who stole from us. 865 00:34:25.715 --> 00:34:27.108 I'm coming by your house - Fuck you. 866 00:34:27.152 --> 00:34:28.588 - tonight for that money. 867 00:34:28.631 --> 00:34:30.242 You hand it over. 868 00:34:30.285 --> 00:34:32.548 I swear I won't tell your dad or anyone else what happened. 869 00:34:32.592 --> 00:34:34.246 THat's a fair offer. 870 00:34:34.289 --> 00:34:36.900 - How 'bout you give me that other five bucks 871 00:34:36.944 --> 00:34:38.337 you screwed me on this morning, 872 00:34:38.380 --> 00:34:39.686 and I won't tell everybody how much 873 00:34:39.729 --> 00:34:42.080 of an old doucher you are. 874 00:34:45.170 --> 00:34:46.823 - [Dee] Don't worry about that chenko later. 875 00:34:46.867 --> 00:34:48.216 I'm good. 876 00:34:48.260 --> 00:34:49.174 - But Dee, come on. 877 00:34:49.217 --> 00:34:50.131 I need that money. 878 00:34:50.175 --> 00:34:51.263 My baby's all sick, he's like-- 879 00:34:51.306 --> 00:34:52.525 - Okay, that's really cute. 880 00:34:52.568 --> 00:34:56.268 You should probably talk to Bundy over there. 881 00:34:56.311 --> 00:34:57.486 He's really not so bad, 882 00:34:57.530 --> 00:34:59.706 takes like 30 seconds. 883 00:34:59.749 --> 00:35:01.360 Helps me pay my rent. 884 00:35:01.403 --> 00:35:02.665 [thudding on door] 885 00:35:02.709 --> 00:35:03.927 - I don't think you realize what is coming 886 00:35:03.971 --> 00:35:05.886 down on you, if you don't surrender it now. 887 00:35:07.017 --> 00:35:09.019 - Whatever, I gotta go. [thudding on door] 888 00:35:09.063 --> 00:35:12.458 [baby crying] [thudding on door] 889 00:35:12.501 --> 00:35:14.199 Oh, what's up, dude. 890 00:35:16.201 --> 00:35:18.290 Yo, I was gonna call you. 891 00:35:18.333 --> 00:35:20.422 I'm sorry that I-- 892 00:35:20.466 --> 00:35:22.250 - That's not gonna work. 893 00:35:22.294 --> 00:35:23.947 Where's my money? 894 00:35:23.991 --> 00:35:25.819 - Um, well, that's the thing. 895 00:35:25.862 --> 00:35:28.082 - See, you don't have it, do you? 896 00:35:28.126 --> 00:35:29.431 - Technically, no, I don't. 897 00:35:30.998 --> 00:35:33.522 - And you're not gonna pay me, either, today, are you? 898 00:35:33.566 --> 00:35:34.393 - Probably not. 899 00:35:35.785 --> 00:35:38.179 - Where's my fucking chenko? 900 00:35:38.223 --> 00:35:40.138 [baby crying] 901 00:35:40.181 --> 00:35:41.313 - Hey, where you going? 902 00:35:41.356 --> 00:35:42.140 Hey, hey. 903 00:35:43.532 --> 00:35:48.537 [dramatic music] [Bundy grunting] 904 00:35:53.803 --> 00:35:54.848 Get out of here, hey. 905 00:35:54.891 --> 00:35:57.416 Don't touch that. 906 00:35:57.459 --> 00:35:59.679 - I don't like to be fucked with. 907 00:35:59.722 --> 00:36:00.462 Where is it? 908 00:36:00.506 --> 00:36:01.768 - I kind of lost it, yo. 909 00:36:01.811 --> 00:36:03.813 - Oh really, you wanna revise your answer? 910 00:36:03.857 --> 00:36:08.862 [Bundy grunting] [hairdressers mumbling] 911 00:36:09.689 --> 00:36:10.777 - I told you, I fucking lost it. 912 00:36:10.820 --> 00:36:12.300 I don't have it, dude. 913 00:36:12.344 --> 00:36:14.259 Fuck the ass, dude, I don't have it. 914 00:36:14.302 --> 00:36:16.217 - Well, where did it go? 915 00:36:16.261 --> 00:36:18.176 Two zinolas of chenko does not just vanish 916 00:36:18.219 --> 00:36:19.220 into thin fucking air. 917 00:36:19.264 --> 00:36:20.961 [baby crying and screaming] 918 00:36:21.004 --> 00:36:21.962 - I was robbed, yo, 919 00:36:22.005 --> 00:36:23.833 by little fucking bikers, dude. 920 00:36:23.877 --> 00:36:25.095 [Bundy munches and grunts] 921 00:36:25.139 --> 00:36:26.358 Look, yeah, I don't have your cash right now, 922 00:36:26.401 --> 00:36:27.881 but maybe, maybe we can make a deal 923 00:36:27.924 --> 00:36:29.970 for something else? [Bundy munches and grunts] 924 00:36:30.013 --> 00:36:35.018 - Um, uh, hey there. [Bundy retches] 925 00:36:37.282 --> 00:36:38.108 - You buy some pills? 926 00:36:38.152 --> 00:36:39.545 - Wait, don't take that. 927 00:36:39.588 --> 00:36:40.807 That's my dad's anti-acid flashback medicine. 928 00:36:40.850 --> 00:36:42.287 There's so much acid still in his spine 929 00:36:42.330 --> 00:36:43.679 if he doesn't take it, 930 00:36:43.723 --> 00:36:45.812 he gets really bad trips, like all day long. 931 00:36:45.855 --> 00:36:48.336 Seriously, you can have anything else but that. 932 00:36:48.380 --> 00:36:49.946 Come on, man. 933 00:36:49.990 --> 00:36:51.383 There's other valuable shit in here you could take. 934 00:36:51.426 --> 00:36:52.601 - What the fuck? 935 00:36:53.646 --> 00:36:55.778 - Uh, dude, are you okay? 936 00:37:01.306 --> 00:37:03.133 - Whoa, excuse me, buddy. 937 00:37:03.177 --> 00:37:04.961 You can't die in here. 938 00:37:06.267 --> 00:37:07.268 - I don't care. 939 00:37:07.312 --> 00:37:08.487 Take the baby. 940 00:37:08.530 --> 00:37:09.357 Yeah, you want it? 941 00:37:09.401 --> 00:37:10.663 It's yours. 942 00:37:10.706 --> 00:37:12.447 I hear you can get like five grand 943 00:37:12.491 --> 00:37:14.232 for a fresh baby on eBay. 944 00:37:14.275 --> 00:37:15.798 Just sell it, and with the money I owe you, 945 00:37:15.842 --> 00:37:17.931 you can toss me like an extra two onions 946 00:37:17.974 --> 00:37:19.280 and we'll call it even, yo. 947 00:37:19.324 --> 00:37:21.195 - I'm not taking your fucking kid. 948 00:37:22.370 --> 00:37:24.764 [baby crying] 949 00:37:34.121 --> 00:37:36.428 Don't ever call me again, you sick piece of shit. 950 00:37:38.604 --> 00:37:41.911 - Fuck off, Stephanie, where did you come from? 951 00:37:41.955 --> 00:37:45.393 - Oh my, seriously, 952 00:37:45.437 --> 00:37:47.308 did you just try to fucking do 953 00:37:47.352 --> 00:37:48.396 what I think you fucking did? 954 00:37:48.440 --> 00:37:50.006 - No, Stephanie, I didn't. 955 00:37:50.050 --> 00:37:52.313 - [Stephanie] Wait until Janeé finds out about this. 956 00:37:52.357 --> 00:37:53.575 - [Clerk] Can I help you? 957 00:37:53.619 --> 00:37:55.360 - Hi, uh, do you have any baby aspirin? 958 00:37:55.403 --> 00:37:56.709 - Yeah, sure. 959 00:37:56.752 --> 00:37:57.840 - I'm taking Cody with me. 960 00:37:57.884 --> 00:37:59.973 He is not safe with you here. 961 00:38:00.016 --> 00:38:00.887 - What are you doing? 962 00:38:00.930 --> 00:38:02.236 Isn't that like baby-napping 963 00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:03.324 or something? - Call the cops. 964 00:38:03.368 --> 00:38:04.369 - I don't give a fuck. 965 00:38:04.412 --> 00:38:05.631 - Fine, you need a fucking baby. 966 00:38:05.674 --> 00:38:08.242 I didn't realize you teach all day long. 967 00:38:08.286 --> 00:38:09.635 Whoa, you can't take my baby. 968 00:38:09.678 --> 00:38:12.420 You fat bitch, I already fucking got you pregnant 969 00:38:12.464 --> 00:38:13.421 and gave you a baby. 970 00:38:13.465 --> 00:38:14.727 I wanted to keep that one. 971 00:38:14.770 --> 00:38:15.510 Hey. 972 00:38:16.772 --> 00:38:18.296 What the fuck it. 973 00:38:19.209 --> 00:38:21.864 [dramatic music] 974 00:38:23.953 --> 00:38:25.215 [Bundy grunts] [hairdressers mumble] 975 00:38:25.259 --> 00:38:26.347 - Tell her she's got the salami. 976 00:38:26.391 --> 00:38:28.958 I'm not talking to her again. 977 00:38:30.525 --> 00:38:35.400 [gentle electronic music] [TV mumbles in background] 978 00:38:39.491 --> 00:38:42.320 - I thought we had a good thing going here, Jordan. 979 00:38:42.363 --> 00:38:43.321 I'm just sittin' here all alone, 980 00:38:43.364 --> 00:38:45.018 snorting some chenko, 981 00:38:45.061 --> 00:38:46.367 thinking of you. 982 00:38:49.414 --> 00:38:50.284 - Chenko. 983 00:38:50.328 --> 00:38:51.067 - Fuck, yeah it is. 984 00:38:51.111 --> 00:38:53.156 I got some chen', chen'. 985 00:38:53.200 --> 00:38:55.289 Keep showin' me that dick, 986 00:38:55.333 --> 00:38:56.943 and I'll bring your ass some. 987 00:38:58.553 --> 00:39:01.339 - [Man on TV] About 13 minutes. 988 00:39:01.382 --> 00:39:03.428 [camera clicks] 989 00:39:03.471 --> 00:39:05.647 - Scorpion chain don't make it no bigger. 990 00:39:05.691 --> 00:39:08.215 Dangle this bad boy next to my dick. 991 00:39:08.258 --> 00:39:09.651 She'll love it. 992 00:39:09.695 --> 00:39:10.783 [car horn honks] 993 00:39:10.826 --> 00:39:12.567 Fuck is it now, man? 994 00:39:12.611 --> 00:39:15.527 [car horn honks] 995 00:39:16.615 --> 00:39:18.181 - It's all right. 996 00:39:19.139 --> 00:39:19.922 Jordan. 997 00:39:21.054 --> 00:39:23.404 [Donut thuds and grunts] 998 00:39:23.448 --> 00:39:25.232 Guess what I just got, 999 00:39:25.275 --> 00:39:27.539 just like her cash. 1000 00:39:27.582 --> 00:39:28.366 - I don't know, Donut. 1001 00:39:28.409 --> 00:39:29.802 I don't fucking care. 1002 00:39:29.845 --> 00:39:32.413 - I just got diabetes, which now I got this pill 1003 00:39:32.457 --> 00:39:34.633 that's like making me shit like a lot, which means more 1004 00:39:34.676 --> 00:39:35.938 [belly rumbles]. - No, I been trying to hit you 1005 00:39:35.982 --> 00:39:36.852 all the [sniffs]. - up for chenko 1006 00:39:36.896 --> 00:39:37.636 - all fucking day, man. 1007 00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:39.246 Where the fuck you been? 1008 00:39:39.289 --> 00:39:41.291 [Jordan retches] [Donut sniffs] 1009 00:39:41.335 --> 00:39:42.554 Did you just reach inside your belly button 1010 00:39:42.597 --> 00:39:44.033 and smell the shit that was inside? 1011 00:39:45.034 --> 00:39:46.949 - Oh, yes, so gross. 1012 00:39:46.993 --> 00:39:47.733 - What the fuck is wrong with you, Donut? 1013 00:39:47.776 --> 00:39:48.473 Get off my lawn. 1014 00:39:48.516 --> 00:39:49.778 I'm going back inside. 1015 00:39:49.822 --> 00:39:51.476 You don't want to help me get some chenko? 1016 00:39:51.519 --> 00:39:52.520 Eat a dick, then. 1017 00:39:52.564 --> 00:39:54.435 - Wait, come on, I ... 1018 00:39:54.479 --> 00:39:56.611 I got chenko. [dramatic thudding music] 1019 00:39:56.655 --> 00:39:57.830 We can snort some lines, 1020 00:39:57.873 --> 00:40:00.180 and like eat some BaDingos. 1021 00:40:00.223 --> 00:40:01.747 - Chenko. 1022 00:40:01.790 --> 00:40:05.141 - [Voices] Yeah, let's get some food up in this bitch. 1023 00:40:05.185 --> 00:40:07.448 - Dang, yo, start that shit up. 1024 00:40:07.492 --> 00:40:10.886 Get in the fucking car, man. [Donut grunts and retches] 1025 00:40:10.930 --> 00:40:13.541 You run over a skunk, bro? 1026 00:40:13.585 --> 00:40:14.847 - [Donut] I'm just gonna have, yo, 1027 00:40:14.890 --> 00:40:16.501 you gonna have some wings on the way? 1028 00:40:16.544 --> 00:40:17.850 No, you cannot have any wings. 1029 00:40:17.893 --> 00:40:21.593 [Donut munches and grunts] 1030 00:40:22.594 --> 00:40:25.335 - Yo, where the fuck your chenko at, yo? 1031 00:40:25.379 --> 00:40:26.554 - Right there [munches]. 1032 00:40:26.598 --> 00:40:27.729 - Come on, I ain't been out all day. 1033 00:40:27.773 --> 00:40:29.601 I just need to do a hit real quick. 1034 00:40:29.644 --> 00:40:32.517 This is a bomb, fucking chenko, yo. 1035 00:40:32.560 --> 00:40:34.649 We're gonna get so fucking high, man. 1036 00:40:35.955 --> 00:40:39.524 [dramatic electronic music] 1037 00:40:41.569 --> 00:40:43.615 - Man, you look fine. 1038 00:40:43.658 --> 00:40:45.355 - I know [giggles]. 1039 00:40:45.399 --> 00:40:46.313 - God. 1040 00:40:46.356 --> 00:40:47.662 - It smells like tree bark. 1041 00:40:47.706 --> 00:40:49.185 - Who the fuck is calling me? 1042 00:40:49.229 --> 00:40:52.362 [ringing electronic music] 1043 00:40:52.406 --> 00:40:53.146 - Yo, give me a hit. 1044 00:40:53.189 --> 00:40:53.929 - Who the fuck you are? 1045 00:40:53.973 --> 00:40:54.974 I'll fix up my own bong. 1046 00:40:55.017 --> 00:40:56.628 - Janeé, you better thank me. 1047 00:40:56.671 --> 00:40:57.846 I just got off the phone with that cuntoid, Angela, 1048 00:40:57.890 --> 00:40:59.587 and you know what she just said to me? 1049 00:40:59.631 --> 00:41:01.241 What is it with you and the phone? 1050 00:41:01.284 --> 00:41:02.938 Can't anyone around here stop the texting 1051 00:41:02.982 --> 00:41:03.896 for two seconds? 1052 00:41:06.159 --> 00:41:08.117 - Nah, I better stick it up my asshole. 1053 00:41:09.467 --> 00:41:10.729 Work way faster. - As long I've been sending 1054 00:41:10.772 --> 00:41:13.122 - girls to Angela's Superstar School, 1055 00:41:13.166 --> 00:41:15.037 I've never seen them make any exceptions 1056 00:41:15.081 --> 00:41:16.648 for anybody, ever. 1057 00:41:16.691 --> 00:41:18.693 - Whoa, you can't take off bump-bump while I'm driving. 1058 00:41:18.737 --> 00:41:19.781 - It's cool, yo. 1059 00:41:19.825 --> 00:41:21.087 I haven't chenkoed all day. 1060 00:41:21.130 --> 00:41:22.610 I'm just trying to get really fucking high. 1061 00:41:22.654 --> 00:41:24.090 - [Daphne] But I told them about your dumb ass 1062 00:41:24.133 --> 00:41:26.614 and that sick baby of yours at home. 1063 00:41:26.658 --> 00:41:29.530 God dammit, would you just answer that already? 1064 00:41:29.574 --> 00:41:30.749 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, stop, stop. 1065 00:41:30.792 --> 00:41:32.533 Put your ass away. 1066 00:41:32.577 --> 00:41:34.753 There's a cop right over there. 1067 00:41:34.796 --> 00:41:36.624 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1068 00:41:36.668 --> 00:41:37.886 [thudding] 1069 00:41:37.930 --> 00:41:38.800 - I'm sorry, it's my friend, Stephanie. 1070 00:41:38.844 --> 00:41:39.540 I don't know what she wants. 1071 00:41:39.584 --> 00:41:40.585 What did they say? 1072 00:41:40.628 --> 00:41:41.803 - Two hours. 1073 00:41:41.847 --> 00:41:43.544 Angela promised to not break your legs 1074 00:41:43.588 --> 00:41:44.806 and give you an extension 1075 00:41:44.850 --> 00:41:47.069 on the last payment for two hours. 1076 00:41:47.113 --> 00:41:48.549 [Donut yells] 1077 00:41:48.593 --> 00:41:49.768 - Fucking chill already, fuck. 1078 00:41:49.811 --> 00:41:51.030 - You're still in it for now, honey, 1079 00:41:51.073 --> 00:41:52.771 but don't make me look like a chump. 1080 00:41:54.076 --> 00:41:55.556 - What? 1081 00:41:55.600 --> 00:41:56.644 What do you want? 1082 00:41:56.688 --> 00:41:57.689 - I'm gonna eat so much food, 1083 00:41:57.732 --> 00:42:00.648 and then I'm gonna shit so much. 1084 00:42:00.692 --> 00:42:03.651 I wonder what we should get. 1085 00:42:03.695 --> 00:42:05.218 We should split some Scuzzers. 1086 00:42:05.261 --> 00:42:07.002 - I ain't got no money. 1087 00:42:07.046 --> 00:42:10.397 - Shit, I ain't buying you nothing, you bitch. 1088 00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:13.574 [he grunts and retches] 1089 00:42:19.145 --> 00:42:20.625 - He's gonna die. 1090 00:42:22.757 --> 00:42:24.629 Chenko time, motherfucker. 1091 00:42:24.672 --> 00:42:28.067 [upbeat electronic music] 1092 00:42:31.374 --> 00:42:34.116 - [Donut] Can I get four Dijo buckets, 1093 00:42:34.160 --> 00:42:36.641 six orders of Buffalo Choppers, 1094 00:42:36.684 --> 00:42:38.251 three Scuzzers, 1095 00:42:38.294 --> 00:42:39.861 a BaDingo burger. 1096 00:42:39.905 --> 00:42:41.820 - Sure, is this family-sized? 1097 00:42:41.863 --> 00:42:42.734 - No, just for me. 1098 00:42:43.952 --> 00:42:46.389 - Ooh, we can take a little more. 1099 00:42:46.433 --> 00:42:50.002 [dramatic electronic music] 1100 00:42:54.006 --> 00:42:56.356 - [Clerk] Yeah, we can add some M&M'S on that. 1101 00:42:57.618 --> 00:42:59.141 [dramatic electronic music] 1102 00:42:59.185 --> 00:43:00.708 - Dijo. 1103 00:43:00.752 --> 00:43:02.405 - Fuck, fuck, where the fuck. 1104 00:43:02.449 --> 00:43:03.232 Fuck. 1105 00:43:05.060 --> 00:43:07.497 - Um, do you actually have any breakfast cereal as well? 1106 00:43:07.541 --> 00:43:08.977 - Um, yeah, we do actually. 1107 00:43:10.196 --> 00:43:11.893 [Jordan yells] 1108 00:43:11.937 --> 00:43:12.807 - Oh shit. 1109 00:43:12.851 --> 00:43:15.593 [Jordan yells] 1110 00:43:20.467 --> 00:43:23.905 - Well, my dude [grunts and groans]. 1111 00:43:23.949 --> 00:43:27.692 [Jordan grunts and groans] 1112 00:43:29.041 --> 00:43:31.391 - Fuck it, still got time for a hit. 1113 00:43:31.434 --> 00:43:32.958 He's moving at Brontosaurus speed. 1114 00:43:34.655 --> 00:43:35.874 - Dijo, my man. 1115 00:43:37.266 --> 00:43:39.529 [Jordan sneezes] 1116 00:43:39.573 --> 00:43:42.141 [Jordan groans] 1117 00:43:45.710 --> 00:43:47.886 [Donut growls] 1118 00:43:47.929 --> 00:43:51.759 [dramatic electronic music] 1119 00:43:55.676 --> 00:43:59.201 [Donut burps and groans] 1120 00:44:01.290 --> 00:44:04.642 Holy shit, what the fuck happened, Jordan? 1121 00:44:07.732 --> 00:44:10.517 Were you trying to steal my chenko? 1122 00:44:10.560 --> 00:44:11.344 - Uh, no. 1123 00:44:14.739 --> 00:44:16.131 - [Woman] On behalf of child services, 1124 00:44:16.175 --> 00:44:17.655 I'd like to thank you for reporting 1125 00:44:17.698 --> 00:44:19.700 the baby found in the dumpster earlier. 1126 00:44:19.744 --> 00:44:21.746 We take dumpster babies very seriously 1127 00:44:21.789 --> 00:44:23.356 here at child services. 1128 00:44:23.399 --> 00:44:25.837 We're gonna go ahead and launch a full investigation, okay? 1129 00:44:25.880 --> 00:44:27.055 - Amazing. 1130 00:44:27.099 --> 00:44:28.361 - [Woman] Do you have any idea 1131 00:44:28.404 --> 00:44:29.144 where the mother might be located? 1132 00:44:29.188 --> 00:44:30.668 - Um, yeah. 1133 00:44:31.886 --> 00:44:33.627 I've got that for you right here. 1134 00:44:35.368 --> 00:44:38.937 [dramatic electronic music] 1135 00:44:54.039 --> 00:44:56.171 - Roger, Jengo 17, we got some potential 1136 00:44:56.215 --> 00:44:59.392 shit bags on bicycles in the woods on Chester. 1137 00:44:59.435 --> 00:45:01.263 I'm gonna go see what these guys are doing. 1138 00:45:01.307 --> 00:45:02.482 - [Dispatch] Roger that, Choner. 1139 00:45:02.525 --> 00:45:03.831 - Give me some fucking c-bags, yo. 1140 00:45:03.875 --> 00:45:04.702 - What you, what are you like eight? 1141 00:45:04.745 --> 00:45:06.007 Where's your money, kid? 1142 00:45:06.051 --> 00:45:07.661 - Don't fucking move. 1143 00:45:07.705 --> 00:45:10.882 Don't fucking move, shot. [gun fires] 1144 00:45:13.885 --> 00:45:15.147 - [Dispatch] Choner, we got reports of gunshots 1145 00:45:15.190 --> 00:45:16.844 fired in your vicinity. 1146 00:45:16.888 --> 00:45:18.411 Please respond. 1147 00:45:18.454 --> 00:45:21.414 - 17, yeah I just got attacked by a group of boys 1148 00:45:21.457 --> 00:45:22.763 high on chenko. 1149 00:45:22.807 --> 00:45:24.025 - [Dispatch] Are you in danger? 1150 00:45:24.069 --> 00:45:24.591 - Yes, I'm fearing for my life right now. 1151 00:45:24.634 --> 00:45:25.853 Oh, shit. 1152 00:45:25.897 --> 00:45:30.553 [ominous electronic music] [gun cocks] 1153 00:45:40.868 --> 00:45:42.000 You're gonna tell me exactly where you got 1154 00:45:42.043 --> 00:45:43.784 this fucking chenko from, 1155 00:45:43.828 --> 00:45:46.047 or else I'm gonna stick so many things up your fucking ass, 1156 00:45:46.091 --> 00:45:48.615 you're gonna bleeding for a month. 1157 00:45:48.658 --> 00:45:49.877 I have every size nightstick 1158 00:45:49.921 --> 00:45:51.879 in the trunk of my police car. 1159 00:45:51.923 --> 00:45:54.490 Some are black, some are white, 1160 00:45:54.534 --> 00:45:57.015 some are even Asian, which you might even enjoy. 1161 00:45:57.842 --> 00:45:59.757 Let me tell you something. 1162 00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:00.670 You are not gonna enjoy 1163 00:46:00.714 --> 00:46:01.933 when I put the black one in. 1164 00:46:04.152 --> 00:46:06.589 - Dude, don't I have the right remain silent? 1165 00:46:06.633 --> 00:46:07.416 - What? 1166 00:46:09.027 --> 00:46:10.158 No. - Okay. 1167 00:46:11.943 --> 00:46:14.859 - Uh, well. 1168 00:46:16.861 --> 00:46:20.821 [dramatic electronic music] 1169 00:46:20.865 --> 00:46:24.433 [car brakes squeal] 1170 00:46:24.477 --> 00:46:25.826 - Told you, it's not my fault, man. 1171 00:46:25.870 --> 00:46:28.133 Couldn't find a tissue or nothing in your car. 1172 00:46:28.176 --> 00:46:29.874 You need to keep some napkins around. 1173 00:46:29.917 --> 00:46:31.658 Besides, what's the big deal? 1174 00:46:31.701 --> 00:46:32.964 You told me it only cost five bucks. 1175 00:46:33.007 --> 00:46:34.182 - Doesn't mean I want you to get 1176 00:46:34.226 --> 00:46:36.794 nosebleed city on my shit. 1177 00:46:36.837 --> 00:46:38.621 - Man, I'll clean it up, I promise. 1178 00:46:38.665 --> 00:46:39.622 - Well, then go do it then, 1179 00:46:39.666 --> 00:46:41.233 you bloody nose havin' bitch. 1180 00:46:41.276 --> 00:46:42.495 - Let's just go get high first, 1181 00:46:42.538 --> 00:46:43.844 then I'll wipe down all the blood 1182 00:46:43.888 --> 00:46:44.889 and vacuum the whole thing. 1183 00:46:44.932 --> 00:46:45.890 Come on, please. 1184 00:46:45.933 --> 00:46:48.370 Just let me do one hit, Donut. 1185 00:46:50.068 --> 00:46:52.984 - [Dad] Jordan, do you know where the pills are? 1186 00:46:53.027 --> 00:46:56.465 - No, Dad, I didn't open anything. 1187 00:46:56.509 --> 00:46:57.597 - Oh, there you are. 1188 00:46:57.640 --> 00:47:00.034 Jordan, have you seen my pills? 1189 00:47:00.078 --> 00:47:01.296 I can't find them. 1190 00:47:01.340 --> 00:47:02.820 - No, Dad, I don't know who took your pills. 1191 00:47:02.863 --> 00:47:04.778 - They were right here, 1192 00:47:04.822 --> 00:47:05.953 and they're gone again. 1193 00:47:05.997 --> 00:47:09.130 Jordan, remember where I put them. 1194 00:47:09.174 --> 00:47:10.566 - I don't know, did you look in the bathroom? 1195 00:47:10.610 --> 00:47:11.829 - Bathroom? 1196 00:47:11.872 --> 00:47:14.744 I don't put my pills in the bathroom. 1197 00:47:14.788 --> 00:47:16.746 - You got five minutes. 1198 00:47:16.790 --> 00:47:17.660 - Five minutes til what? 1199 00:47:17.704 --> 00:47:18.444 - Five minute to pay us back, 1200 00:47:18.487 --> 00:47:19.358 or we'll tell your dad, 1201 00:47:19.401 --> 00:47:20.663 and we'll all whoop you good. 1202 00:47:20.707 --> 00:47:21.969 - Man, I give you five minutes 1203 00:47:22.013 --> 00:47:22.840 to get the fuck out my face. 1204 00:47:22.883 --> 00:47:24.537 I ain't stole shit. 1205 00:47:24.580 --> 00:47:26.844 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan, get in here. 1206 00:47:26.887 --> 00:47:28.019 Where else can I look? 1207 00:47:28.062 --> 00:47:29.847 - I'm not screwing around here, you lizard. 1208 00:47:29.890 --> 00:47:31.892 You first Peruvian war vet right here. 1209 00:47:31.936 --> 00:47:34.068 I can smell the lies on your breath. 1210 00:47:34.112 --> 00:47:35.722 [dramatic electronic music] 1211 00:47:35.765 --> 00:47:37.680 [door slams] 1212 00:47:37.724 --> 00:47:39.378 - Fucking asshole. - Hey! 1213 00:47:39.421 --> 00:47:40.683 - What are you doing home? 1214 00:47:40.727 --> 00:47:42.250 Ain't you supposed to be working overtime? 1215 00:47:42.294 --> 00:47:44.905 - [Dad] Jordan, I don't have my pills. 1216 00:47:44.949 --> 00:47:46.820 You gotta help me find them. 1217 00:47:46.864 --> 00:47:47.865 - I don't know, Dad. 1218 00:47:47.908 --> 00:47:49.301 I cannot look right now. 1219 00:47:49.344 --> 00:47:50.693 - I came home as soon as Stephanie told me what you did. 1220 00:47:50.737 --> 00:47:53.261 This is the worst possible fucking thing 1221 00:47:53.305 --> 00:47:54.915 you could've done, Jordan. 1222 00:47:54.959 --> 00:47:56.264 - Who the fuck [screams]. - Don't be so loud. 1223 00:47:56.308 --> 00:47:57.918 - Just fucking chill, okay? 1224 00:47:57.962 --> 00:47:59.485 - No, I'm done chilling. 1225 00:47:59.528 --> 00:48:01.052 I'm done fucking chilling. - I need my pill now. 1226 00:48:01.095 --> 00:48:02.444 - Whatever Stephanie said [Dad cries] 1227 00:48:02.488 --> 00:48:03.837 she saw was a total. 1228 00:48:03.881 --> 00:48:05.099 I didn't try to sell anything. 1229 00:48:05.143 --> 00:48:07.275 She's wrong, I swear, I wouldn't do that. 1230 00:48:07.319 --> 00:48:09.147 - Time's up, Jordan. 1231 00:48:09.190 --> 00:48:10.670 Is there something you want to tell your dad? 1232 00:48:10.713 --> 00:48:13.412 - What, no, man. [door thudding] 1233 00:48:13.455 --> 00:48:16.981 - [Dad] Jordan, [yells and cries]. 1234 00:48:17.024 --> 00:48:17.851 [dramatic electronic music] 1235 00:48:17.895 --> 00:48:19.157 - That's the guy. 1236 00:48:19.200 --> 00:48:20.462 That's him right there. 1237 00:48:20.506 --> 00:48:21.376 - I just caught this kid smoking chenko 1238 00:48:21.420 --> 00:48:22.900 in the middle of the woods. 1239 00:48:22.943 --> 00:48:23.901 He said it was you who sold it to him. 1240 00:48:23.944 --> 00:48:25.424 Is that true? - No, Officer. 1241 00:48:25.467 --> 00:48:27.469 - I don't know who this little fucking doucher is. 1242 00:48:27.513 --> 00:48:29.384 - Are you sure it's this fucking dickhole? 1243 00:48:29.428 --> 00:48:30.690 - Yeah. 1244 00:48:30.733 --> 00:48:31.430 - Put your hands up against the wall. 1245 00:48:31.473 --> 00:48:33.258 Come on, turn around. 1246 00:48:33.301 --> 00:48:34.999 I coulda just smelled the chenko on you. 1247 00:48:35.042 --> 00:48:36.696 We'll go wrist deep in your fucking ass. 1248 00:48:36.739 --> 00:48:39.612 - No, Dad, no one's here, man. 1249 00:48:39.655 --> 00:48:41.701 I didn't sell shit to them little kids, man. 1250 00:48:41.744 --> 00:48:44.356 Whatever they told you is not fucking true, all right? 1251 00:48:44.399 --> 00:48:46.227 - Somehow, you're clean, which is a miracle, 1252 00:48:46.271 --> 00:48:47.533 just looking at your dirty ass, 1253 00:48:47.576 --> 00:48:49.317 but now I gotta search the premises. 1254 00:48:50.840 --> 00:48:53.539 [toilet gurgles] 1255 00:48:56.020 --> 00:48:56.890 - Oh, come on, Jordan, 1256 00:48:56.934 --> 00:48:58.936 you never plugged up this thing. 1257 00:48:58.979 --> 00:49:02.461 [dramatic electronic music] 1258 00:49:05.420 --> 00:49:08.336 [computer beeping] 1259 00:49:14.038 --> 00:49:14.952 - What is this? 1260 00:49:16.388 --> 00:49:19.130 - Uh, yeah, that's uh, one of those things, 1261 00:49:19.173 --> 00:49:21.001 uh, what you call? 1262 00:49:21.045 --> 00:49:22.002 - Chenko pipe? 1263 00:49:22.046 --> 00:49:23.264 - Nah, that's not it. 1264 00:49:25.092 --> 00:49:28.487 [upbeat electronic music] 1265 00:49:29.618 --> 00:49:31.969 - I don't even know what to think. 1266 00:49:32.012 --> 00:49:33.927 You have more chenko memorabilia 1267 00:49:33.971 --> 00:49:36.016 than I have ever seen in my entire life. 1268 00:49:36.060 --> 00:49:38.062 Yet you say no to drugs. [Dad crying] 1269 00:49:38.105 --> 00:49:39.672 [door slams] 1270 00:49:39.715 --> 00:49:41.761 You got some fucking balls. [Dad yelling and crying] 1271 00:49:41.804 --> 00:49:44.807 - There's something I need to tell you. 1272 00:49:44.851 --> 00:49:47.158 - Fuck, mother fuck, bitch. 1273 00:49:50.074 --> 00:49:54.165 - Ah, help me, [cries and yells]. 1274 00:49:54.208 --> 00:49:57.429 - Hey, you know how dangerous a drug like chenko is? 1275 00:49:57.472 --> 00:49:58.560 I'll tell you. 1276 00:49:58.604 --> 00:49:59.474 I've seen it myself. 1277 00:49:59.518 --> 00:50:01.041 It puts holes in your dick. 1278 00:50:02.260 --> 00:50:03.870 - Oh my God, I'm stuck. 1279 00:50:06.090 --> 00:50:07.613 [Dad cries and yells] 1280 00:50:07.656 --> 00:50:11.225 - Stop [yells and cries]. 1281 00:50:11.269 --> 00:50:12.357 - Who's here? 1282 00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:14.054 I don't see anybody. 1283 00:50:14.098 --> 00:50:15.099 - Hold on, I'll be right back. 1284 00:50:15.142 --> 00:50:16.143 I'm not goin' far. 1285 00:50:16.187 --> 00:50:18.058 Just stay here for him. 1286 00:50:19.059 --> 00:50:21.322 - Don't leave me with him. 1287 00:50:21.366 --> 00:50:22.628 - I don't wanna hear you try to pull 1288 00:50:22.671 --> 00:50:23.368 some shit to get back at that kid, either. 1289 00:50:23.411 --> 00:50:24.195 You understand me? 1290 00:50:24.238 --> 00:50:25.718 - Yeah, is that it? 1291 00:50:25.761 --> 00:50:27.241 - Excuse me, Officer, 1292 00:50:27.285 --> 00:50:28.155 but there's something I need to discuss with you. 1293 00:50:28.199 --> 00:50:29.069 - No, there isn't. 1294 00:50:29.113 --> 00:50:31.376 Shut the fuck up, Walter. 1295 00:50:31.419 --> 00:50:32.899 - What is it? 1296 00:50:32.942 --> 00:50:34.161 - I'm a have to, kid. 1297 00:50:34.205 --> 00:50:39.036 [dramatic electronic music] [yelling] 1298 00:50:40.341 --> 00:50:41.429 - [Jordan] You didn't give me a chance. 1299 00:50:41.473 --> 00:50:42.952 - This man. [Dad yells] 1300 00:50:42.996 --> 00:50:44.041 committed a crime. 1301 00:50:44.084 --> 00:50:45.520 [Donut yells] 1302 00:50:45.564 --> 00:50:46.391 - Jesus Christ, what now? 1303 00:50:46.434 --> 00:50:47.696 - Would you help me? 1304 00:50:47.740 --> 00:50:50.047 [Donut thuds] 1305 00:50:54.181 --> 00:50:55.356 - Who the hell are you? 1306 00:50:55.400 --> 00:50:56.923 - Help me [yells]. - Donut. 1307 00:50:56.966 --> 00:50:59.056 [Dad yells] 1308 00:51:01.971 --> 00:51:04.148 [Dad chomps] 1309 00:51:04.191 --> 00:51:06.106 [dramatic electronic music] 1310 00:51:06.150 --> 00:51:08.195 - Fuck, that's assault on an officer. 1311 00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:09.066 You're under arrest, you fucking fat fuck. 1312 00:51:11.590 --> 00:51:12.721 What happened to you, raisin man? 1313 00:51:12.765 --> 00:51:14.680 Did he do that to you? 1314 00:51:14.723 --> 00:51:17.117 Okay, that's double aggravated assault. 1315 00:51:17.161 --> 00:51:19.598 You're under arrest, you fat fuck. 1316 00:51:19.641 --> 00:51:21.121 Get up. [Dad yells and cries] 1317 00:51:21.165 --> 00:51:22.383 Come on, you fucking cannibal, let's go. 1318 00:51:22.427 --> 00:51:25.343 Come on, you fucking fat piece of shit. 1319 00:51:25.386 --> 00:51:28.172 - Wait, Officer, I wanted to tell you something. 1320 00:51:28.215 --> 00:51:29.477 - Look, come down to the station 1321 00:51:29.521 --> 00:51:31.131 if you want to file a report. 1322 00:51:31.175 --> 00:51:32.828 I gotta take care of this knuckle, hey, hey, come on! 1323 00:51:32.872 --> 00:51:33.829 - You don't know what this kid did to me. 1324 00:51:33.873 --> 00:51:35.048 - Let's go, close the door. 1325 00:51:35.092 --> 00:51:36.310 [yelling] 1326 00:51:36.354 --> 00:51:39.096 - [Walter] You don't know how bad he is. 1327 00:51:39.139 --> 00:51:40.967 - See you later, Jordan, I gotta go. 1328 00:51:41.010 --> 00:51:41.750 - Donut. 1329 00:51:41.794 --> 00:51:42.534 - [Donut] What? 1330 00:51:42.577 --> 00:51:44.013 - Can I eat your wings? 1331 00:51:44.057 --> 00:51:44.971 - No. 1332 00:51:45.014 --> 00:51:46.668 - But Officer, we use that money 1333 00:51:46.712 --> 00:51:49.106 to buy wounded vets prosthetic limbs. 1334 00:51:49.149 --> 00:51:52.370 - Look, I told you, I don't give a shit. 1335 00:51:52.413 --> 00:51:53.893 Hey. 1336 00:51:53.936 --> 00:51:55.286 Where you going? 1337 00:51:55.329 --> 00:51:56.113 - Uh, uh, uh. 1338 00:51:57.984 --> 00:51:59.072 - What the fuck is this? 1339 00:52:01.422 --> 00:52:04.164 - He got a nosebleed. 1340 00:52:04.208 --> 00:52:05.383 Don't take my car, please. 1341 00:52:05.426 --> 00:52:07.167 Jordan, Jordan, please. 1342 00:52:07.211 --> 00:52:09.126 Jordan, Jordan, please. 1343 00:52:09.169 --> 00:52:10.170 - I gotta run these plates. 1344 00:52:10.214 --> 00:52:11.128 - [Donut] Oh come on, I just-- 1345 00:52:11.171 --> 00:52:13.434 - Shut the fuck up, don't move. 1346 00:52:13.478 --> 00:52:14.261 - Jordan! 1347 00:52:17.264 --> 00:52:19.875 [door slams] 1348 00:52:19.919 --> 00:52:20.702 - Whatever. 1349 00:52:25.664 --> 00:52:29.233 [dramatic electronic music] 1350 00:52:35.630 --> 00:52:37.893 [Jordan sighs] 1351 00:52:37.937 --> 00:52:41.027 Why the fuck are you such a shitty fucking nose? 1352 00:52:42.289 --> 00:52:44.204 - Jordan, I'm comin' over right now. 1353 00:52:44.248 --> 00:52:46.032 My vagina's on fire, 1354 00:52:46.075 --> 00:52:47.381 and you gotta help me put it out. 1355 00:52:47.425 --> 00:52:49.209 I'm comin' right now, Jordan, right now. 1356 00:52:49.253 --> 00:52:52.386 [luggage thudding] 1357 00:52:55.259 --> 00:52:56.782 - You're such an asshole. 1358 00:52:56.825 --> 00:52:58.175 - What? 1359 00:52:58.218 --> 00:52:59.132 What'd I do? 1360 00:52:59.176 --> 00:52:59.915 - You know you fucking did. 1361 00:52:59.959 --> 00:53:01.221 - Oh the baby thing? 1362 00:53:01.265 --> 00:53:02.614 Come on. 1363 00:53:02.657 --> 00:53:03.658 You're gonna believe Stephanie? 1364 00:53:03.702 --> 00:53:04.920 She got it all wrong. 1365 00:53:04.964 --> 00:53:06.270 He asked me to sell it, 1366 00:53:06.313 --> 00:53:08.315 and I was like no, no way, 1367 00:53:08.359 --> 00:53:09.925 not in a million years, man. 1368 00:53:09.969 --> 00:53:11.362 That's my baby boy. 1369 00:53:11.405 --> 00:53:12.798 - Really? 1370 00:53:12.841 --> 00:53:15.148 You didn't try to sell him? 1371 00:53:15.192 --> 00:53:16.410 - No. 1372 00:53:16.454 --> 00:53:17.803 I would never do that, come on. 1373 00:53:17.846 --> 00:53:19.979 - But give it, why was there even a guy here? 1374 00:53:20.022 --> 00:53:21.241 You were supposed to be watching Cody, 1375 00:53:21.285 --> 00:53:23.330 not fucking with your friend. 1376 00:53:23.374 --> 00:53:24.853 - I know, I wasn't gonna say anything, 1377 00:53:24.897 --> 00:53:27.813 but he was only here cause he was trying to sell me 1378 00:53:27.856 --> 00:53:30.903 some off the market baby medicine. 1379 00:53:30.946 --> 00:53:32.383 They got this dope shit that 1380 00:53:32.426 --> 00:53:34.298 the government won't let you have, 1381 00:53:34.341 --> 00:53:36.343 curing babies left and right of all kinds 1382 00:53:36.387 --> 00:53:38.258 of fucked-up diseases only you don't hear about it 1383 00:53:38.302 --> 00:53:39.955 because it's super underground, man. 1384 00:53:39.999 --> 00:53:41.305 - Really? 1385 00:53:41.348 --> 00:53:42.610 Well, I don't know about that. 1386 00:53:42.654 --> 00:53:43.524 Did you get some? 1387 00:53:43.568 --> 00:53:44.438 - No, yeah, he actually came 1388 00:53:44.482 --> 00:53:45.657 and tried to rob me, 1389 00:53:45.700 --> 00:53:47.659 but all he got off with was the microwave. 1390 00:53:48.921 --> 00:53:51.315 - Seriously, Jordan, you didn't need to do that. 1391 00:53:51.358 --> 00:53:52.272 - Well, hey. 1392 00:53:52.316 --> 00:53:53.578 That's my baby boy. 1393 00:53:53.621 --> 00:53:56.145 I'll risk myself like that for him. 1394 00:53:56.189 --> 00:53:57.799 Look, I was gonna try and surprise you, 1395 00:53:57.843 --> 00:53:59.323 but I might as well show you now. 1396 00:54:01.020 --> 00:54:02.891 You think I don't love that baby? 1397 00:54:02.935 --> 00:54:03.892 Check this out. 1398 00:54:05.546 --> 00:54:08.984 I'm getting his fucking face tattooed on my fucking back. 1399 00:54:09.028 --> 00:54:10.116 - Shit, Jordan. 1400 00:54:10.159 --> 00:54:12.161 How much did you spend on that? 1401 00:54:12.205 --> 00:54:13.337 Don't you think we coulda put that money 1402 00:54:13.380 --> 00:54:14.642 towards something a little better? 1403 00:54:14.686 --> 00:54:16.122 - No, what's a better way to show you 1404 00:54:16.165 --> 00:54:17.471 how much I love my baby boy, 1405 00:54:17.515 --> 00:54:19.299 and how wrong you were that I didn't. 1406 00:54:19.343 --> 00:54:20.387 There isn't one. 1407 00:54:20.431 --> 00:54:22.389 - Okay, I didn't tell you, 1408 00:54:22.433 --> 00:54:26.741 but Daphne got me into Angela's Haircut Superstar classes. 1409 00:54:26.785 --> 00:54:28.569 If you do this, you get all certified to cut 1410 00:54:28.613 --> 00:54:30.702 people's hair, and I think it would be 1411 00:54:30.745 --> 00:54:32.312 really good for us, you know, 1412 00:54:33.357 --> 00:54:35.228 to help pay for Cody? 1413 00:54:35.272 --> 00:54:38.318 Hairstylists make mad loot. 1414 00:54:38.362 --> 00:54:39.363 - Oh. 1415 00:54:39.406 --> 00:54:40.451 - Yeah. 1416 00:54:40.494 --> 00:54:41.321 I really only needed a little bit 1417 00:54:41.365 --> 00:54:43.192 more money to get in, so, 1418 00:54:43.236 --> 00:54:45.412 maybe you could go back to your tattoo guy 1419 00:54:45.456 --> 00:54:46.935 and tell him you don't want the rest of it, 1420 00:54:46.979 --> 00:54:48.807 and we could put that money 1421 00:54:48.850 --> 00:54:52.811 towards something else, like me, myself, 1422 00:54:52.854 --> 00:54:55.204 and my haircut classes. 1423 00:54:55.248 --> 00:54:56.031 - All right. 1424 00:54:58.382 --> 00:54:59.687 I'll do it. 1425 00:54:59.731 --> 00:55:01.036 - Fucking Jordan, why can't you just 1426 00:55:01.080 --> 00:55:02.342 not fuck up for once? 1427 00:55:02.386 --> 00:55:03.604 - Man, how'd I fuck up? 1428 00:55:03.648 --> 00:55:04.997 I already explained to you what happened? 1429 00:55:05.040 --> 00:55:06.128 It's not my fault Stephanie came 1430 00:55:06.172 --> 00:55:07.391 and stole our baby. 1431 00:55:08.479 --> 00:55:10.176 - Oh my, oh yeah, we, we gotta go over there 1432 00:55:10.219 --> 00:55:11.830 and get him back. 1433 00:55:11.873 --> 00:55:15.224 I don't want Cody to forget my face. 1434 00:55:15.268 --> 00:55:17.401 I mean, how are you gonna sell a baby? 1435 00:55:17.444 --> 00:55:19.490 That's so ridiculous. 1436 00:55:19.533 --> 00:55:21.318 You couldn't do that. 1437 00:55:22.493 --> 00:55:25.060 - You mean, you never heard of that shit? 1438 00:55:25.104 --> 00:55:27.367 For fresh white babies, shit. 1439 00:55:27.411 --> 00:55:29.935 I hear you can pull in like five, ten K at least. 1440 00:55:29.978 --> 00:55:31.415 - Yeah, but who would do that? 1441 00:55:33.504 --> 00:55:34.766 - Well, if you think about it, 1442 00:55:34.809 --> 00:55:36.420 it's not really that bad of an idea. 1443 00:55:36.463 --> 00:55:38.509 I mean, you could take them haircut classes 1444 00:55:38.552 --> 00:55:39.510 you been talking about, 1445 00:55:39.553 --> 00:55:41.338 and I could finish up my tattoo, 1446 00:55:41.381 --> 00:55:43.252 maybe get a few more killer ones, 1447 00:55:43.296 --> 00:55:45.559 like spiders, shit, with that type of money, 1448 00:55:45.603 --> 00:55:47.605 you could be covered with spiders. 1449 00:55:47.648 --> 00:55:50.390 - Yeah, but 10K would never begin to make up for Cody. 1450 00:55:50.434 --> 00:55:52.000 - Yeah, yeah, you're right. 1451 00:55:53.350 --> 00:55:54.742 Maybe we should ask for more. 1452 00:55:54.786 --> 00:55:55.526 - What? 1453 00:55:55.569 --> 00:55:57.049 - Nothing, I mean, 1454 00:55:57.092 --> 00:55:59.399 if you ever decided, you know, 1455 00:55:59.443 --> 00:56:02.576 that you didn't want him anymore, I do know a guy. 1456 00:56:03.708 --> 00:56:05.144 - Did you seriously just say what 1457 00:56:05.187 --> 00:56:07.102 I thought you just said? 1458 00:56:07.146 --> 00:56:08.365 - Maybe. 1459 00:56:09.670 --> 00:56:10.845 [dramatic electronic music] 1460 00:56:10.889 --> 00:56:12.456 - I cannot believe you've been lying to me. 1461 00:56:12.499 --> 00:56:14.196 This entire time, Stephanie was telling me the truth, 1462 00:56:14.240 --> 00:56:16.808 and you made me think my best friend was lying to me? 1463 00:56:16.851 --> 00:56:17.809 [thudding] 1464 00:56:17.852 --> 00:56:19.724 What the hell, what's that? 1465 00:56:19.767 --> 00:56:21.595 [dramatic electronic music] 1466 00:56:21.639 --> 00:56:22.422 - Jordan! 1467 00:56:23.510 --> 00:56:24.642 I got your chenko. 1468 00:56:24.685 --> 00:56:26.208 Ooh, look at you. 1469 00:56:27.471 --> 00:56:29.255 You just as cute as your pictures. 1470 00:56:29.298 --> 00:56:30.561 Ooh, look. 1471 00:56:30.604 --> 00:56:31.431 I got your chain. 1472 00:56:33.346 --> 00:56:34.565 - Who the fuck are you, bitch? 1473 00:56:34.608 --> 00:56:37.263 I will slice your tits off. 1474 00:56:37.306 --> 00:56:38.177 [scissor blades scrape] 1475 00:56:38.220 --> 00:56:41.310 - Look, ain't he so beautiful? 1476 00:56:42.660 --> 00:56:44.749 - Those were super special to me. 1477 00:56:44.792 --> 00:56:46.446 How could you send those to her, Jordan? 1478 00:56:46.490 --> 00:56:47.447 - Man, it was an accident. 1479 00:56:47.491 --> 00:56:48.753 We talked about this. 1480 00:56:48.796 --> 00:56:50.798 I do that sometimes when I'm really fucking high. 1481 00:56:50.842 --> 00:56:53.540 - You can't say that when you're always fucking high. 1482 00:56:53.584 --> 00:56:54.889 - I'm not high right now. 1483 00:56:54.933 --> 00:56:56.456 I don't even have any chenko. 1484 00:56:56.500 --> 00:56:57.588 I've been looking for it [Janeé yells] 1485 00:56:57.631 --> 00:56:59.372 all fucking day. 1486 00:56:59.416 --> 00:57:00.808 - I'll give you all the chenko you want. 1487 00:57:00.852 --> 00:57:02.419 I'll give you all the chenko you want. 1488 00:57:02.462 --> 00:57:03.332 Please. 1489 00:57:03.376 --> 00:57:04.856 - Hey, don't take my dick out. 1490 00:57:04.899 --> 00:57:06.031 - Just take your dick out, - That's not your dick. 1491 00:57:06.074 --> 00:57:06.771 - Please, Jordan. - That's my dick. 1492 00:57:06.814 --> 00:57:07.685 - Hey, wait a minute. 1493 00:57:07.728 --> 00:57:08.599 What's going on [grunts]? 1494 00:57:08.642 --> 00:57:09.600 - If you want to get fucked up 1495 00:57:09.643 --> 00:57:10.818 with your chick horse, 1496 00:57:10.862 --> 00:57:13.647 go right a-fucking-head, I won't stop you. 1497 00:57:13.691 --> 00:57:14.779 Oh, fuck you. 1498 00:57:14.822 --> 00:57:15.997 - Give me that dick. 1499 00:57:16.041 --> 00:57:17.390 - Please, please. 1500 00:57:17.434 --> 00:57:18.609 I'll pull my dick out. 1501 00:57:18.652 --> 00:57:19.871 I'll stick it anything you want, please. 1502 00:57:19.914 --> 00:57:21.612 All I want is one hit of chenko, please. 1503 00:57:21.655 --> 00:57:24.136 Just one chenko hit, please. 1504 00:57:24.179 --> 00:57:26.094 Just a little chenko. 1505 00:57:26.138 --> 00:57:26.921 - Really? 1506 00:57:30.185 --> 00:57:31.796 [door slams] 1507 00:57:31.839 --> 00:57:35.669 [dramatic electronic music] 1508 00:57:36.583 --> 00:57:37.758 - Fuck you, Donut. 1509 00:57:37.802 --> 00:57:40.500 - Man, this is bullshit city, man. 1510 00:57:43.547 --> 00:57:45.070 Dude, fuck. 1511 00:57:45.113 --> 00:57:46.637 [dramatic electronic music] 1512 00:57:46.680 --> 00:57:50.031 - Here, sniff this off my titty. 1513 00:57:52.556 --> 00:57:56.124 [dramatic electronic music] 1514 00:57:56.168 --> 00:57:59.040 Wait, no you can't, don't touch it. 1515 00:58:00.259 --> 00:58:02.653 You gotta sniff it up my ass first. 1516 00:58:04.568 --> 00:58:05.525 [a fart gurgles] 1517 00:58:05.569 --> 00:58:06.613 Sike. 1518 00:58:06.657 --> 00:58:07.788 - Aw, fuck you, bitch. 1519 00:58:07.832 --> 00:58:09.137 Give me a hit. 1520 00:58:09.181 --> 00:58:11.575 - Oh, Jordan, oh, Jordan, it burns. 1521 00:58:11.618 --> 00:58:12.837 I'm burning up. 1522 00:58:12.880 --> 00:58:13.751 I don't know why it's doing this, Jordan. 1523 00:58:13.794 --> 00:58:17.189 Just make right, top it, eat up. 1524 00:58:17.232 --> 00:58:19.452 It's time to eat these green peas 1525 00:58:19.496 --> 00:58:21.541 that grandmama made. [gurgling] 1526 00:58:21.585 --> 00:58:23.500 Eat it up, eat 'em up, Jordan. 1527 00:58:23.543 --> 00:58:24.544 Clean it up. 1528 00:58:24.588 --> 00:58:25.589 Eat up, Jordan. 1529 00:58:25.632 --> 00:58:27.678 Eat up [grunts] 1530 00:58:27.721 --> 00:58:28.679 What the fuck? 1531 00:58:29.941 --> 00:58:31.899 Oh what the fuck is? 1532 00:58:31.943 --> 00:58:33.814 [yelling and gurgling] 1533 00:58:33.858 --> 00:58:35.642 What the fuck? 1534 00:58:35.686 --> 00:58:37.688 [yelling] 1535 00:58:37.731 --> 00:58:39.733 - What the fuck is that? 1536 00:58:41.909 --> 00:58:45.217 [yelling and gurgling] 1537 00:58:48.350 --> 00:58:50.701 [dramatic electronic music] 1538 00:58:50.744 --> 00:58:51.528 - [Jordan] Make it stop. 1539 00:58:51.571 --> 00:58:52.746 A damn baby popped out. 1540 00:58:52.790 --> 00:58:56.184 [baby crying] [Jordan retching] 1541 00:58:56.228 --> 00:58:57.708 - Get away from me. 1542 00:58:57.751 --> 00:58:59.797 I don't want nothing to do with them slime people. 1543 00:58:59.840 --> 00:59:02.408 [baby crying] 1544 00:59:14.942 --> 00:59:18.772 [dramatic electronic music] 1545 00:59:23.690 --> 00:59:24.517 - Baby. 1546 00:59:25.779 --> 00:59:30.784 [dramatic electronic music] [baby crying] 1547 00:59:34.875 --> 00:59:35.659 Yo Dude... 1548 00:59:36.790 --> 00:59:39.010 I think I got something you might want. 1549 00:59:39.880 --> 00:59:43.710 [dramatic electronic music] 1550 00:59:52.284 --> 00:59:53.024 Where's the product? 1551 00:59:53.067 --> 00:59:53.981 - Right over here, yo. 1552 00:59:54.808 --> 00:59:56.027 Gettin' a good deal. 1553 00:59:56.070 --> 00:59:59.030 This is a fresh fucking baby, brah. 1554 00:59:59.073 --> 01:00:01.641 - Whoa, dude. What the fuck? That ain't your kid! 1555 01:00:01.685 --> 01:00:03.730 Fuck, man! 1556 01:00:03.774 --> 01:00:04.949 I don't even give a fuck. 1557 01:00:04.992 --> 01:00:06.167 Just give me some chenko, 1558 01:00:06.211 --> 01:00:07.865 and the whole thing is yours, man. 1559 01:00:07.908 --> 01:00:09.475 Please, that's all I want. 1560 01:00:09.518 --> 01:00:10.868 - Nah, I don't have any chenko, man. 1561 01:00:10.911 --> 01:00:14.132 I just deal, brah, okay? 1562 01:00:14.175 --> 01:00:16.961 But I can probably get you some scorpions 1563 01:00:17.004 --> 01:00:18.266 if you wanted to grow your own. 1564 01:00:18.310 --> 01:00:21.792 - No, man, I want to get high right fucking now. 1565 01:00:21.835 --> 01:00:24.055 I'm sick of all this fucking hairstylers, 1566 01:00:24.098 --> 01:00:27.275 fucking biker gang baby in my face bullshit, man. 1567 01:00:27.319 --> 01:00:29.234 What can we do here, bro? 1568 01:00:29.277 --> 01:00:30.975 Yo, I gotta get rid of this thing. 1569 01:00:31.018 --> 01:00:32.716 You gotta sell some fucking babies. 1570 01:00:32.759 --> 01:00:34.761 I gotta stick some fucking chenko up my ass. 1571 01:00:34.805 --> 01:00:36.763 Let's work something out here, bro, please. 1572 01:00:36.807 --> 01:00:38.069 - I don't know, man. 1573 01:00:38.112 --> 01:00:41.812 I mean, nah, there's nothing I can do, man. 1574 01:00:41.855 --> 01:00:43.204 - Dude, you don't want this thing? 1575 01:00:43.248 --> 01:00:45.380 Fine, I'll go set him free in the parking lot 1576 01:00:45.424 --> 01:00:46.555 of fucking Badingos. 1577 01:00:46.599 --> 01:00:47.861 I don't give a shit, man. 1578 01:00:47.905 --> 01:00:50.342 There's gotta be something we can do. 1579 01:00:50.385 --> 01:00:51.125 - All right, all right. 1580 01:00:51.169 --> 01:00:52.953 Calm down, dude. 1581 01:00:52.997 --> 01:00:55.390 Do you a favor since I'm such a nice guy. 1582 01:00:56.217 --> 01:00:58.002 Give you a Zitcoin for it. 1583 01:00:58.829 --> 01:01:00.308 - Rad. 1584 01:01:00.352 --> 01:01:03.094 So I can use that to buy some chenko, right? 1585 01:01:03.137 --> 01:01:05.705 - [Man] Yeah, that should be easy. 1586 01:01:05.749 --> 01:01:06.532 - Hit me up. 1587 01:01:07.794 --> 01:01:09.535 [phones ding] [dramatic electronic music] 1588 01:01:09.578 --> 01:01:10.449 - There you go. 1589 01:01:10.492 --> 01:01:11.798 You got one Zitcoin, brah. 1590 01:01:11.842 --> 01:01:15.672 [dramatic electronic music] 1591 01:01:25.507 --> 01:01:27.640 - Cody, oh my God, Cody, are you dead? 1592 01:01:27.684 --> 01:01:29.033 Oh Cody. 1593 01:01:29.076 --> 01:01:31.949 - Oh Janeé, I thought you were gonna be 1594 01:01:31.992 --> 01:01:33.690 a superstar at Angela's. 1595 01:01:33.733 --> 01:01:34.865 What happened to that plan, huh? 1596 01:01:34.908 --> 01:01:36.736 Didn't pan out, did it? 1597 01:01:36.780 --> 01:01:37.955 - What is she doing here? 1598 01:01:37.998 --> 01:01:39.173 - You don't understand. 1599 01:01:39.217 --> 01:01:40.044 She doesn't mean fresh of you, Janeé. 1600 01:01:40.087 --> 01:01:42.002 - I called mom. 1601 01:01:42.046 --> 01:01:45.919 She is so pissed that you tried to sell your baby. 1602 01:01:45.963 --> 01:01:47.921 She is on her way now to kick your ass 1603 01:01:47.965 --> 01:01:49.531 for being such a disappointment. 1604 01:01:49.575 --> 01:01:51.316 She hates you now more than she ever did before. 1605 01:01:51.359 --> 01:01:52.709 - Why did you call Mom? 1606 01:01:52.752 --> 01:01:54.362 I can't deal with Mom right now. 1607 01:01:54.406 --> 01:01:55.146 I can handle the issue on my own. 1608 01:01:55.189 --> 01:01:56.974 - Oh you can, yeah. 1609 01:01:57.017 --> 01:01:59.063 You are homeless. 1610 01:01:59.106 --> 01:02:00.847 Your baby is on the verge of death. 1611 01:02:00.891 --> 01:02:02.849 Your mom is on the way to send 1612 01:02:02.893 --> 01:02:05.373 your boyfriend off to the joozy-house. 1613 01:02:05.417 --> 01:02:06.766 But you're on top of this? 1614 01:02:06.810 --> 01:02:10.552 You know, when Michelangelo was Cody's age, 1615 01:02:10.596 --> 01:02:12.903 Marlo taught me to read four books. 1616 01:02:12.946 --> 01:02:14.339 - No, five books. 1617 01:02:14.382 --> 01:02:16.080 - Five books. 1618 01:02:17.995 --> 01:02:19.257 I guess I don't blame Cody, though. 1619 01:02:19.300 --> 01:02:21.650 It's not his fault his brain is probably fried 1620 01:02:21.694 --> 01:02:23.957 from chenko smoke and not feeding him 1621 01:02:24.001 --> 01:02:26.612 baby medicine when he is sick. 1622 01:02:26.655 --> 01:02:28.048 - Dude, I got him baby medicine. 1623 01:02:28.092 --> 01:02:31.095 It's right here in my purse, you fucking bitchwad. 1624 01:02:31.138 --> 01:02:31.878 It is right here. 1625 01:02:31.922 --> 01:02:33.314 I got it for him. 1626 01:02:33.358 --> 01:02:35.055 Dude, where is it? 1627 01:02:35.099 --> 01:02:35.969 - I don't know. 1628 01:02:36.013 --> 01:02:37.579 - Like it was in here [cries]. 1629 01:02:37.623 --> 01:02:38.972 I don't know, oh my God, no, no, no, no. 1630 01:02:39.016 --> 01:02:39.973 I swear to God, oh God, it was in my purse. 1631 01:02:40.017 --> 01:02:41.540 It was in my purse. 1632 01:02:41.583 --> 01:02:42.454 - I put it in here. - I know, I know, I know. 1633 01:02:42.497 --> 01:02:44.978 [dramatic electronic music] 1634 01:02:45.022 --> 01:02:47.285 - [Man] 100% whale testosterone used 1635 01:02:47.328 --> 01:02:49.766 in ancient Japanese warrior blends 1636 01:02:49.809 --> 01:02:52.725 for hundreds of years. 1637 01:02:52.769 --> 01:02:54.988 He used to be a fat curd. 1638 01:02:55.032 --> 01:02:57.295 - I gotta find that remote. 1639 01:02:57.338 --> 01:02:59.123 - [Man] Start taking Brogenix. 1640 01:02:59.166 --> 01:03:01.690 Now for the past year, I've gotten two children, 1641 01:03:01.734 --> 01:03:04.606 and I'm already working on my third. 1642 01:03:04.650 --> 01:03:08.219 [dramatic electronic music] 1643 01:03:11.048 --> 01:03:13.224 On hot chicks, all day long. 1644 01:03:14.703 --> 01:03:16.183 [dramatic electronic music] 1645 01:03:16.227 --> 01:03:21.101 [upbeat electronic music] [crashing and clinking] 1646 01:03:43.907 --> 01:03:47.084 [sniffing and bubbling] 1647 01:03:53.264 --> 01:03:57.094 [dramatic electronic music] 1648 01:04:00.749 --> 01:04:04.318 [Jordan coughs and retches] 1649 01:04:22.075 --> 01:04:23.772 - Awesome. 1650 01:04:23.816 --> 01:04:27.385 [Jordan coughs and retches] 1651 01:04:30.301 --> 01:04:32.564 [phone rings] 1652 01:04:32.607 --> 01:04:36.046 [TV mumbles in background] 1653 01:04:38.265 --> 01:04:40.224 - [Tazel] Oh dear, you okay there, buddy? 1654 01:04:40.267 --> 01:04:42.226 Can you hear me? 1655 01:04:42.269 --> 01:04:43.270 - Nah, what do you want? 1656 01:04:44.837 --> 01:04:46.883 - [Tazel] Well, this is Tazel from Brogenix again. 1657 01:04:46.926 --> 01:04:48.101 Last time we spoke, you were telling me 1658 01:04:48.145 --> 01:04:49.973 your dad's card got stolen. 1659 01:04:50.016 --> 01:04:51.539 If you give me the number [Jordan retches and coughs] 1660 01:04:51.583 --> 01:04:54.238 on the card, I can send you that refund, and we can- 1661 01:04:54.281 --> 01:04:56.022 - Yeah, hold on a second. 1662 01:04:56.066 --> 01:04:58.372 I want to get that for you. 1663 01:05:00.200 --> 01:05:05.075 [bubbling] [phone ringing] 1664 01:05:07.294 --> 01:05:11.124 What the fuck, you stop, stop calling here. 1665 01:05:11.168 --> 01:05:13.779 My dad's credit card is stolen. 1666 01:05:13.822 --> 01:05:15.824 I don't care for to pay the phone bill neither. 1667 01:05:15.868 --> 01:05:16.869 - Jordan, what happened? 1668 01:05:16.913 --> 01:05:18.479 My credit card got stolen? 1669 01:05:18.523 --> 01:05:19.828 - No, Dad. 1670 01:05:19.872 --> 01:05:20.568 - I didn't know I had a credit card. 1671 01:05:20.612 --> 01:05:22.266 Why didn't you tell me? 1672 01:05:22.309 --> 01:05:23.963 - You don't have a credit card, Dad. 1673 01:05:24.007 --> 01:05:27.924 I was just saying that to get this girl off my ass. 1674 01:05:27.967 --> 01:05:29.142 I didn't get you a credit card. 1675 01:05:29.186 --> 01:05:30.448 It ain't stolen. 1676 01:05:30.491 --> 01:05:32.058 Everything is fine. 1677 01:05:33.277 --> 01:05:34.234 - I gotta get out of here, Jordan. 1678 01:05:34.278 --> 01:05:36.584 He won't let me go. 1679 01:05:36.628 --> 01:05:37.672 - Man, you probably gotta pay bail 1680 01:05:37.716 --> 01:05:39.022 or some shit like that> 1681 01:05:39.065 --> 01:05:40.327 - I got money. 1682 01:05:40.371 --> 01:05:41.894 You have to get me out of here. 1683 01:05:41.938 --> 01:05:42.808 I can't take it any more. 1684 01:05:42.851 --> 01:05:44.853 - All right, fucking chill. 1685 01:05:44.897 --> 01:05:46.594 Where is it, I'll bring it to you. 1686 01:05:46.638 --> 01:05:47.987 - It's under my desk. 1687 01:05:48.031 --> 01:05:49.249 Bring it all, I don't care. 1688 01:05:49.293 --> 01:05:51.817 And Jordan, please, you have to tell them. 1689 01:05:51.860 --> 01:05:53.427 I didn't do anything. 1690 01:05:53.471 --> 01:05:54.298 They won't let me [yells]. - Okay, I get the point, fuck. 1691 01:05:54.341 --> 01:05:57.997 [dramatic electronic music] 1692 01:06:05.048 --> 01:06:06.397 - Janeé, let's go, come on. 1693 01:06:06.440 --> 01:06:08.790 I am gonna settle this right now. 1694 01:06:08.834 --> 01:06:09.966 - Hey, but Mom, did you hear? 1695 01:06:10.009 --> 01:06:11.228 - Let's go. 1696 01:06:11.271 --> 01:06:12.229 - Cody is like in mega meltdown mode. 1697 01:06:12.272 --> 01:06:13.970 - Let's go. 1698 01:06:14.013 --> 01:06:15.275 - He could be dying. 1699 01:06:15.319 --> 01:06:16.189 We need to get him appendix drops or 1700 01:06:16.233 --> 01:06:17.016 Baby aspirin first. 1701 01:06:17.060 --> 01:06:18.017 - Like that'll help. 1702 01:06:18.061 --> 01:06:19.758 You poisoned him with face paint! 1703 01:06:19.801 --> 01:06:22.108 You really think he's just gonna get over it 1704 01:06:22.152 --> 01:06:23.327 with some pink baby goop? 1705 01:06:23.370 --> 01:06:25.503 - Yes, because the internet said it. 1706 01:06:25.546 --> 01:06:27.157 So it must be true. 1707 01:06:28.201 --> 01:06:30.247 - Oh, so you to have to read the internet 1708 01:06:30.290 --> 01:06:31.639 to learn how to be a bad mom. 1709 01:06:33.250 --> 01:06:36.862 [dramatic electronic music] 1710 01:06:55.272 --> 01:06:57.448 - Where you hustling off to, Jordan? 1711 01:06:57.491 --> 01:06:59.276 Come here, front and center. 1712 01:06:59.319 --> 01:07:00.494 I want to talk to you. 1713 01:07:00.538 --> 01:07:03.845 - Too bad I got nothing to talk about. 1714 01:07:03.889 --> 01:07:05.586 [dramatic electronic music] 1715 01:07:05.630 --> 01:07:06.935 [thudding] 1716 01:07:06.979 --> 01:07:09.547 What the fuck was that? 1717 01:07:09.590 --> 01:07:11.418 - Now where would this reptile be slithering 1718 01:07:11.462 --> 01:07:13.333 off to at this time of night? 1719 01:07:13.377 --> 01:07:14.595 I'm gonna take a wild guess 1720 01:07:14.639 --> 01:07:17.207 and say he's going out to buy something. 1721 01:07:17.250 --> 01:07:18.295 - How 'bout it's none of your fucking business 1722 01:07:18.338 --> 01:07:19.905 where I go? 1723 01:07:19.948 --> 01:07:21.341 Why don't you back off before I do something? 1724 01:07:21.385 --> 01:07:22.516 - What you gonna do, touch screen? 1725 01:07:22.560 --> 01:07:23.822 Poke me? 1726 01:07:23.865 --> 01:07:25.215 Look at you, you ain't a real man. 1727 01:07:25.258 --> 01:07:26.738 I wouldn't trust you to tie my shoes, 1728 01:07:26.781 --> 01:07:28.435 let alone occupy a goddamn country. 1729 01:07:28.479 --> 01:07:30.394 You know what I was doing when I was your age? 1730 01:07:30.437 --> 01:07:31.917 - I don't know, fucking your cat? 1731 01:07:31.960 --> 01:07:33.701 - No, I was in the jungles of Peru, 1732 01:07:33.745 --> 01:07:35.834 making sure my brothers didn't die 1733 01:07:35.877 --> 01:07:37.444 every single day. 1734 01:07:37.488 --> 01:07:39.620 - Oh, is that how you became such a prick? 1735 01:07:39.664 --> 01:07:41.970 [thudding] 1736 01:07:44.016 --> 01:07:44.886 - That's why I say we need to have 1737 01:07:44.930 --> 01:07:46.497 one or two more wars on just to 1738 01:07:46.540 --> 01:07:49.587 recycle fuckups like you on something worth a damn. 1739 01:07:49.630 --> 01:07:50.936 - Look at this. 1740 01:07:50.979 --> 01:07:51.850 Is this it? 1741 01:07:51.893 --> 01:07:53.330 - Oh, what a coincidence. 1742 01:07:53.373 --> 01:07:55.288 Didn't we have a wad of cash just about 1743 01:07:55.332 --> 01:07:57.203 that thick ripped off from us today? 1744 01:07:57.247 --> 01:07:59.249 - We sure as cat did. 1745 01:07:59.292 --> 01:08:01.294 - That's an awful lot of money 1746 01:08:01.338 --> 01:08:03.470 to be carrying around while you're high. 1747 01:08:03.514 --> 01:08:04.384 - Give it back. 1748 01:08:04.428 --> 01:08:05.690 I'm not fucking high. 1749 01:08:05.733 --> 01:08:06.908 - He's going right now to the dealer's 1750 01:08:06.952 --> 01:08:07.822 to buy some illegal drugs with it. 1751 01:08:07.866 --> 01:08:09.737 - Doesn't make any sense at all. 1752 01:08:09.781 --> 01:08:11.913 Seriously, that's not even my money. 1753 01:08:11.957 --> 01:08:12.784 You gotta give it back. 1754 01:08:12.827 --> 01:08:14.046 - Oh really? 1755 01:08:14.090 --> 01:08:15.613 Not yours, I never would've guessed that. 1756 01:08:15.656 --> 01:08:17.136 - No, it's my Dad's, I swear. 1757 01:08:17.180 --> 01:08:19.051 I was going over to bail him out right now. 1758 01:08:19.095 --> 01:08:22.707 Hey, you can't come and take it from me like that. 1759 01:08:22.750 --> 01:08:24.404 Man, it's his money [car engine turns over] 1760 01:08:24.448 --> 01:08:26.319 you're stealing from me, not mine. 1761 01:08:26.363 --> 01:08:28.365 - You're a terrible liar, Jordan. 1762 01:08:28.408 --> 01:08:30.758 [Walter laughs] [car tires screech] 1763 01:08:30.802 --> 01:08:32.282 - Hey, stop the car. 1764 01:08:32.325 --> 01:08:34.284 Man. [Walter laughs] 1765 01:08:34.327 --> 01:08:36.329 I should charge you after I bail my dad out. 1766 01:08:36.373 --> 01:08:40.333 Bastard. [Walter laughs] 1767 01:08:40.377 --> 01:08:43.989 [dramatic electronic music] 1768 01:08:51.431 --> 01:08:53.912 - [Man] Whoa, you can't smoke in here. 1769 01:08:53.955 --> 01:08:54.695 Put that shit out. 1770 01:08:54.739 --> 01:08:55.609 Come on, smoking. 1771 01:08:55.653 --> 01:08:57.089 Get the tape, are we taping? 1772 01:08:58.003 --> 01:08:59.613 - Yo, I said I'm putting it out. 1773 01:08:59.657 --> 01:09:02.268 - [Man] Come on, smoking. 1774 01:09:02.312 --> 01:09:04.227 [door thuds] 1775 01:09:04.270 --> 01:09:07.012 - Jordan, oh, thank God you're here. 1776 01:09:07.055 --> 01:09:08.492 They're making a movie about me, 1777 01:09:08.535 --> 01:09:10.407 and the police are in on it. 1778 01:09:10.450 --> 01:09:12.452 They let the cameras into my cell. 1779 01:09:13.540 --> 01:09:18.023 And, and then, look, behind you. 1780 01:09:19.242 --> 01:09:20.504 They're back. 1781 01:09:20.547 --> 01:09:22.201 - He seriously needs his medicine to shut him up. 1782 01:09:22.245 --> 01:09:23.942 We don't have any cameras in here. 1783 01:09:23.985 --> 01:09:26.205 - Jordan, did you find my money? 1784 01:09:26.249 --> 01:09:28.686 It's my only way out of this shithole. 1785 01:09:28.729 --> 01:09:30.601 - I did, but on my way over, 1786 01:09:30.644 --> 01:09:32.385 I kinda lost it, so at the moment, 1787 01:09:32.429 --> 01:09:34.735 I don't actually have your money. 1788 01:09:36.694 --> 01:09:38.261 - Oh, wait, hold on here. 1789 01:09:39.218 --> 01:09:40.611 You don't have the money? 1790 01:09:40.654 --> 01:09:42.700 You can't have him, if you don't have the money. 1791 01:09:42.743 --> 01:09:44.354 That's what fucking bail is. 1792 01:09:44.397 --> 01:09:46.921 - Come on, man, can't you just let him out? 1793 01:09:46.965 --> 01:09:49.576 I had it like ten minutes ago, for real. 1794 01:09:49.620 --> 01:09:51.665 - You used it to go buy drugs, didn't you? 1795 01:09:51.709 --> 01:09:53.841 - [Choner] All right, all right, all right. 1796 01:09:53.885 --> 01:09:55.365 - You're so fucked now, - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1797 01:09:55.408 --> 01:09:57.497 - I'll kill you for this. - Hold on, hold on. 1798 01:09:57.541 --> 01:09:59.195 - I know that smell. 1799 01:09:59.238 --> 01:10:00.065 It smells like you've been smoking 1800 01:10:00.108 --> 01:10:01.197 fucking baby aspirin. 1801 01:10:01.240 --> 01:10:02.328 Did you seriously just walk 1802 01:10:02.372 --> 01:10:03.938 into a police station high as fuck? 1803 01:10:05.157 --> 01:10:06.593 Hey, baby drop-off is in the back. 1804 01:10:06.637 --> 01:10:08.508 - Is that Janeé's mom? 1805 01:10:08.552 --> 01:10:11.337 [dramatic electronic music] 1806 01:10:11.381 --> 01:10:13.992 [thuds] 1807 01:10:14.035 --> 01:10:15.472 [dramatic electronic music] 1808 01:10:15.515 --> 01:10:17.213 - [Choner] Hey, hey, hey. 1809 01:10:17.256 --> 01:10:18.779 Where the fuck is he going? 1810 01:10:18.823 --> 01:10:20.781 Boys, get him, boys! 1811 01:10:20.825 --> 01:10:22.392 [dramatic electronic music] 1812 01:10:22.435 --> 01:10:23.567 Get him, get him! 1813 01:10:23.610 --> 01:10:25.438 Get him, Choner. 1814 01:10:25.482 --> 01:10:27.658 Jordan! 1815 01:10:29.486 --> 01:10:32.358 [gun fires] 1816 01:10:32.402 --> 01:10:37.233 [gun fires] [screaming] 1817 01:10:37.276 --> 01:10:40.845 [dramatic electronic music] 1818 01:10:42.412 --> 01:10:44.979 - Jengo, we got a bogey on the loose. 1819 01:10:45.023 --> 01:10:47.852 Bogey on the loose. 1820 01:10:47.895 --> 01:10:48.679 Fucker. 1821 01:10:49.549 --> 01:10:53.379 [dramatic electronic music] 1822 01:11:06.087 --> 01:11:08.742 [Jordan panting] 1823 01:11:12.050 --> 01:11:13.791 [Jordan coughs and retches] 1824 01:11:13.834 --> 01:11:15.706 - Donut. [hand thudding on door] 1825 01:11:15.749 --> 01:11:17.795 Open the fuck up, come on. 1826 01:11:17.838 --> 01:11:21.625 [Jordan coughs and retches] 1827 01:11:30.634 --> 01:11:33.724 [computer game dinging] 1828 01:11:33.767 --> 01:11:36.596 - Aw yeah, buffalo wings. 1829 01:11:36.640 --> 01:11:37.554 Ho, ho, ho. 1830 01:11:41.471 --> 01:11:43.603 There's hook-up city up in here. 1831 01:11:43.647 --> 01:11:45.344 Look at that, look at that. 1832 01:11:45.388 --> 01:11:46.476 [Donut laughs] 1833 01:11:46.519 --> 01:11:47.564 DOHOG78. 1834 01:11:49.392 --> 01:11:51.611 - [Grandma] Harvey, Harvey, it sounds like 1835 01:11:51.655 --> 01:11:53.526 somebody's smoking down there. 1836 01:11:53.570 --> 01:11:56.442 - Please, can, I've been waiting all fucking day, Donut. 1837 01:11:56.486 --> 01:11:57.965 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1838 01:11:58.009 --> 01:12:00.316 I mean like, as soon as my Grandma goes to sleep, 1839 01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:02.535 like my guy will be here soon. 1840 01:12:02.579 --> 01:12:04.668 - [Grandma] Harvey, are you smoking? 1841 01:12:04.711 --> 01:12:07.235 - No, Grandma, I don't smoke. 1842 01:12:07.279 --> 01:12:08.193 - Should I put this out? 1843 01:12:08.236 --> 01:12:09.629 - No, no, it's fine. 1844 01:12:09.673 --> 01:12:11.631 - So what time's that Zitcoin guy gettin' here? 1845 01:12:11.675 --> 01:12:12.850 - Mm, just like in five minutes. 1846 01:12:12.893 --> 01:12:15.113 - Awesome, maybe I can get his info. 1847 01:12:15.156 --> 01:12:16.375 I need a new chenko guy. 1848 01:12:16.419 --> 01:12:18.246 - [Grandma] Harvey, it still smells like smoke. 1849 01:12:18.290 --> 01:12:19.683 What you doing in there? 1850 01:12:19.726 --> 01:12:21.075 - Nothing, Grandma. 1851 01:12:21.119 --> 01:12:23.251 I'm just eating buffalo wings. 1852 01:12:23.295 --> 01:12:24.557 - Man, you ain't even eatin' all the chicken off of that. 1853 01:12:24.601 --> 01:12:26.342 Look at all that meat left. 1854 01:12:26.385 --> 01:12:27.734 - [Harvey] You want it? 1855 01:12:27.778 --> 01:12:29.040 Eat it. 1856 01:12:29.083 --> 01:12:30.258 I don't like putting my tongue in that far. 1857 01:12:30.302 --> 01:12:31.390 - Hi, Grandma Donut. 1858 01:12:31.434 --> 01:12:32.478 - Hello, Jordan. 1859 01:12:32.522 --> 01:12:33.697 I didn't know you were here. 1860 01:12:33.740 --> 01:12:34.915 - Hell yeah, bitch, fucking ball. 1861 01:12:34.959 --> 01:12:36.526 - Harvey, you know you're not supposed 1862 01:12:36.569 --> 01:12:37.918 to be smoking down here. 1863 01:12:37.962 --> 01:12:41.269 Tobacco smoke makes my e coli flare up? 1864 01:12:41.313 --> 01:12:43.141 - Why aren't you asleep right now? 1865 01:12:43.184 --> 01:12:45.273 - I will be in bed in ten minutes. 1866 01:12:45.317 --> 01:12:47.754 Sweetheart, please, don't smoke. 1867 01:12:48.581 --> 01:12:50.627 - Yo, put that down. 1868 01:12:50.670 --> 01:12:52.759 I wasn't even done with that one yet. 1869 01:12:53.760 --> 01:12:54.674 - I'm sorry, chill. 1870 01:12:55.849 --> 01:12:59.592 [Donut's intestines rumble] 1871 01:12:59.636 --> 01:13:00.767 Whoa, oh man. 1872 01:13:01.899 --> 01:13:03.988 Don't touch my wings. 1873 01:13:04.031 --> 01:13:05.424 - Yo, man, I don't have a half hour 1874 01:13:05.468 --> 01:13:07.165 to wait for you to shower after you shit. 1875 01:13:09.123 --> 01:13:12.823 [Donut farting and gurgling] 1876 01:13:15.391 --> 01:13:19.438 [computer game dings and grunts] 1877 01:13:24.095 --> 01:13:26.663 [door knocking] 1878 01:13:30.971 --> 01:13:34.801 [dramatic electronic music] 1879 01:13:35.889 --> 01:13:37.761 Murphy, what are you doing here? 1880 01:13:37.804 --> 01:13:40.285 - Oh, don't tell me it's you. 1881 01:13:40.328 --> 01:13:41.199 [door slams] 1882 01:13:41.242 --> 01:13:42.853 You can have your Zitcoin back 1883 01:13:42.896 --> 01:13:44.811 because I'm not selling you a goddamn thing, you sick fuck. 1884 01:13:44.855 --> 01:13:45.943 - Hey, I'm not the dude who hit you up. 1885 01:13:45.986 --> 01:13:47.205 - Stay away from me. 1886 01:13:47.248 --> 01:13:49.076 You want me to bring the force? 1887 01:13:49.120 --> 01:13:50.730 - Hey, watch it, man. 1888 01:13:50.774 --> 01:13:51.731 I got sauce on my fingers. 1889 01:13:51.775 --> 01:13:54.430 [grunting and yelling] 1890 01:13:54.473 --> 01:13:55.605 - That microwave was loaded with centipedes. 1891 01:13:55.648 --> 01:13:57.389 I junked it. 1892 01:13:57.433 --> 01:13:59.696 [thudding and yelling] 1893 01:13:59.739 --> 01:14:00.958 - [Grandma] What's that noise? 1894 01:14:01.001 --> 01:14:02.655 Did you just break something? 1895 01:14:02.699 --> 01:14:05.615 - Oh, I think I have deja vu. 1896 01:14:05.658 --> 01:14:08.052 What can I take in trade this time? 1897 01:14:08.095 --> 01:14:11.316 How 'bout that power drill over there? 1898 01:14:11.359 --> 01:14:12.622 - You can't take that. 1899 01:14:12.665 --> 01:14:13.405 It's not mine. - Get the fuck out of my way. 1900 01:14:13.449 --> 01:14:15.712 [thudding and grunting] 1901 01:14:15.755 --> 01:14:17.714 [yelling] 1902 01:14:19.455 --> 01:14:21.848 [squeaking] 1903 01:14:22.719 --> 01:14:23.807 - Ow, ow, ow. 1904 01:14:26.897 --> 01:14:27.811 - Shit, dude. 1905 01:14:27.854 --> 01:14:28.855 - Fuck, what happened? 1906 01:14:28.899 --> 01:14:29.769 - You just stabbed an old lady. 1907 01:14:29.813 --> 01:14:31.510 - No, no, I was swinging. 1908 01:14:31.554 --> 01:14:33.164 Oh fuck, you're right, I did. 1909 01:14:34.687 --> 01:14:37.211 [Grandma grunting] 1910 01:14:37.255 --> 01:14:40.824 [dramatic electronic music] 1911 01:14:43.391 --> 01:14:44.654 - No, Mom, it's not gonna work. 1912 01:14:44.697 --> 01:14:47.265 Angela's doesn't operate on my logic. 1913 01:14:47.308 --> 01:14:48.092 You can't do that. 1914 01:14:49.267 --> 01:14:50.964 - No, no, no. 1915 01:14:51.008 --> 01:14:52.313 No, no, no, Janeé. 1916 01:14:52.357 --> 01:14:55.491 You are going to get a job at the dealer. 1917 01:14:55.534 --> 01:14:57.144 I am not going into that salon again. 1918 01:14:57.188 --> 01:14:58.537 [crying and yelling] 1919 01:14:58.581 --> 01:15:00.234 - Mom, please come back. 1920 01:15:00.278 --> 01:15:03.499 Can you please help me give Cody this baby medicine? 1921 01:15:03.542 --> 01:15:05.239 These directions don't make any sense. 1922 01:15:05.283 --> 01:15:06.850 - Yeah, it's probably pretty hard to understand 1923 01:15:06.893 --> 01:15:08.112 if you don't know how to read. 1924 01:15:08.155 --> 01:15:11.071 - Why are you so mean to me? 1925 01:15:11.115 --> 01:15:13.073 It's not my fault your life sucks just because 1926 01:15:13.117 --> 01:15:15.772 you decided not to go to Angela's. 1927 01:15:15.815 --> 01:15:20.298 - Are you effing seriously serious right? 1928 01:15:21.473 --> 01:15:24.737 My life could not be more amazing right now. 1929 01:15:24.781 --> 01:15:25.912 I am so glad I gave that shit up. 1930 01:15:25.956 --> 01:15:29.002 Cutting hair is bimbo work, Janeé. 1931 01:15:29.046 --> 01:15:31.222 Do you wanna what kind of people cut hair? 1932 01:15:32.745 --> 01:15:35.139 Goon bag morons that's who. 1933 01:15:37.794 --> 01:15:39.186 - Maybe if you hadn't given it up, 1934 01:15:39.230 --> 01:15:41.972 you wouldn't have a stick up so far up your ass? 1935 01:15:42.015 --> 01:15:44.583 [they scream] 1936 01:15:44.627 --> 01:15:48.500 [Jordan retching and coughing] 1937 01:15:53.461 --> 01:15:54.419 - [Man on TV] Get you off the couch 1938 01:15:54.462 --> 01:15:56.508 in about 13 minutes. 1939 01:15:56.552 --> 01:15:57.944 - Whatever. 1940 01:15:57.988 --> 01:15:59.772 - When whale testosterone hits your bloodstream. 1941 01:15:59.816 --> 01:16:02.558 Remember, Japanese warriors have been taking 1942 01:16:02.601 --> 01:16:04.081 whale testosterone for the 1943 01:16:04.124 --> 01:16:05.822 past eight centuries. - Where the fuck 1944 01:16:05.865 --> 01:16:07.171 - is that remote? 1945 01:16:08.738 --> 01:16:10.827 I've seen this shit. 1946 01:16:10.870 --> 01:16:11.871 I'm not gonna stop looking 1947 01:16:11.915 --> 01:16:14.308 til I find this mother fucker. 1948 01:16:15.832 --> 01:16:17.573 Oh shit, there it is. 1949 01:16:20.445 --> 01:16:23.448 I've been looking all over for this. 1950 01:16:24.841 --> 01:16:27.670 [phone ringing] 1951 01:16:28.584 --> 01:16:29.454 - [Tazel] Oh, hiya there. 1952 01:16:29.497 --> 01:16:31.108 It's Tazel from Brogenix again. 1953 01:16:31.151 --> 01:16:32.892 I want to get this payment all settled 1954 01:16:32.936 --> 01:16:34.764 before I leave for the day. 1955 01:16:34.807 --> 01:16:36.287 If you got your information stolen, 1956 01:16:36.330 --> 01:16:38.942 it's important we jump on that right away. 1957 01:16:38.985 --> 01:16:40.726 I'm not sure what happened. 1958 01:16:40.770 --> 01:16:41.901 I think we got disconnected last time 1959 01:16:41.945 --> 01:16:43.120 we talked. - No, we didn't get 1960 01:16:43.163 --> 01:16:45.252 - Disconnected, I actually hung up on you. 1961 01:16:47.515 --> 01:16:50.214 [Jordan inhales] 1962 01:16:52.129 --> 01:16:55.523 [dramatic electronic music] 1963 01:16:55.567 --> 01:16:59.484 [TV speaks in warped language] 1964 01:17:10.408 --> 01:17:12.671 - Brogenix, scientifically proven. 1965 01:17:12.715 --> 01:17:13.803 Jordan, fucking listen to me. 1966 01:17:13.846 --> 01:17:15.848 Where did you say you've been? 1967 01:17:15.892 --> 01:17:17.981 I take it, why did you give it to me? 1968 01:17:18.024 --> 01:17:18.982 Give it to me. 1969 01:17:19.025 --> 01:17:19.983 Give it to me. 1970 01:17:21.288 --> 01:17:22.463 Give the damn baby to me. 1971 01:17:22.507 --> 01:17:25.292 Jordan, are you fucking listening to me? 1972 01:17:25.336 --> 01:17:26.685 - Give him the baby, Jordan. - God dammit. 1973 01:17:26.729 --> 01:17:28.382 - Give that baby away. 1974 01:17:28.426 --> 01:17:29.949 Give me the baby, you fuck. 1975 01:17:29.993 --> 01:17:31.385 - Shit doesn't even work, man. 1976 01:17:31.429 --> 01:17:33.518 I'm way fucking ass high. 1977 01:17:35.172 --> 01:17:36.913 Where was that remote? 1978 01:17:37.870 --> 01:17:38.915 I saw it. 1979 01:17:40.351 --> 01:17:44.311 - [Man on TV] Brogenix, genetically alters your DNA 1980 01:17:44.355 --> 01:17:46.749 to be more like a new whale. 1981 01:17:47.706 --> 01:17:48.576 - My phone. 1982 01:17:50.274 --> 01:17:52.711 What the hell is this? 1983 01:17:52.755 --> 01:17:54.713 - Yo bro, I'm good again. 1984 01:17:54.757 --> 01:17:56.846 Hit me up if you need some. 1985 01:17:56.889 --> 01:17:58.021 - [Jordan] Solliver's back. 1986 01:17:58.064 --> 01:17:59.239 - There he is. 1987 01:17:59.283 --> 01:18:01.328 Oh friend, hang up. 1988 01:18:01.372 --> 01:18:02.242 - Hey, pop. 1989 01:18:03.853 --> 01:18:05.855 [thudding and yelling] 1990 01:18:05.898 --> 01:18:07.117 - I have to took you. 1991 01:18:07.160 --> 01:18:08.988 - Knock over my things, I've been working 1992 01:18:09.032 --> 01:18:10.511 on that for six months. 1993 01:18:10.555 --> 01:18:12.862 - You don't want to do this the wrong way. 1994 01:18:12.905 --> 01:18:14.124 We'll hold him down, 1995 01:18:14.167 --> 01:18:15.038 and you can beat him, Peruvian style. 1996 01:18:15.081 --> 01:18:16.648 - You're lucky Walter's here. 1997 01:18:16.692 --> 01:18:17.867 He had to come down 1998 01:18:17.910 --> 01:18:18.911 and bail me out with his own money, 1999 01:18:18.955 --> 01:18:20.130 you fucking son of a bitch. 2000 01:18:20.173 --> 01:18:21.784 - He didn't pay for shit, Dad. 2001 01:18:21.827 --> 01:18:22.741 Those fucking assholes came, 2002 01:18:22.785 --> 01:18:23.916 and they stole all your money. 2003 01:18:23.960 --> 01:18:25.788 I swear, I didn't lose any of it 2004 01:18:25.831 --> 01:18:27.572 until they took it from me. 2005 01:18:27.615 --> 01:18:28.791 - You had to go and buy drugs, didn't you? 2006 01:18:28.834 --> 01:18:30.923 Fuck, you're high right now. 2007 01:18:30.967 --> 01:18:31.750 That's proof. 2008 01:18:33.012 --> 01:18:35.058 - Uh-huh, he is as high as Thursday. 2009 01:18:35.101 --> 01:18:36.363 - What the fuck? 2010 01:18:36.407 --> 01:18:36.929 - I told you that's what he was doing. 2011 01:18:36.973 --> 01:18:37.974 - Fuck you all. 2012 01:18:39.540 --> 01:18:40.890 Why do you have to be such vaginas about everything. 2013 01:18:40.933 --> 01:18:42.369 - Fuck me? 2014 01:18:42.413 --> 01:18:44.328 Fuck me, no, fuck you. 2015 01:18:45.938 --> 01:18:47.331 I want you out of my house. 2016 01:18:47.374 --> 01:18:48.332 Leave! 2017 01:18:48.375 --> 01:18:51.727 [thudding and yelling] 2018 01:18:51.770 --> 01:18:53.903 - Calm down, you're having another flashback. 2019 01:18:53.946 --> 01:18:55.382 Okay, I'm leaving, chill. 2020 01:18:55.426 --> 01:18:57.297 [thudding and yelling] 2021 01:18:57.341 --> 01:18:58.255 - [Dispatch] We got a 17. 2022 01:18:58.298 --> 01:18:59.865 This is Delta One Nine. 2023 01:18:59.909 --> 01:19:01.214 Can you give me a status on your location? 2024 01:19:02.433 --> 01:19:03.913 - I need you to kill him. 2025 01:19:03.956 --> 01:19:05.044 That the point. 2026 01:19:05.088 --> 01:19:06.959 [thudding and yelling] 2027 01:19:07.003 --> 01:19:08.787 - [Cop] Choner, right here. 2028 01:19:08.831 --> 01:19:10.006 You can smell the fucking chenko outside. 2029 01:19:10.049 --> 01:19:11.355 - I just paid you. 2030 01:19:11.398 --> 01:19:12.617 Get out of my house. 2031 01:19:12.660 --> 01:19:14.010 I don't have any more money to give you. 2032 01:19:14.053 --> 01:19:15.794 - Oh, so you haven't learned 2033 01:19:15.838 --> 01:19:17.056 your lesson the first time, huh? 2034 01:19:17.100 --> 01:19:18.797 [thudding and yelling] 2035 01:19:18.841 --> 01:19:21.365 - Please, don't arrest him again. 2036 01:19:21.408 --> 01:19:22.888 - Get off of him. 2037 01:19:22.932 --> 01:19:23.889 You can't do this. 2038 01:19:23.933 --> 01:19:25.195 He needs his medication. 2039 01:19:25.238 --> 01:19:27.980 - [Dad] I don't have any more money to give you. 2040 01:19:28.024 --> 01:19:31.505 [dramatic electronic music] 2041 01:19:31.549 --> 01:19:32.898 Get off of me. 2042 01:19:32.942 --> 01:19:34.291 You can't take me back there. 2043 01:19:34.334 --> 01:19:35.727 I'll kill all of you. 2044 01:19:35.771 --> 01:19:37.642 - [Choner] Oh, you gonna make threats now? 2045 01:19:39.122 --> 01:19:42.168 [thudding and yelling] 2046 01:19:49.001 --> 01:19:52.309 [sad electronic music] 2047 01:20:05.278 --> 01:20:08.629 - Dad, I can't take this shit. 2048 01:20:08.673 --> 01:20:11.067 I can't take this shit no more. 2049 01:20:12.764 --> 01:20:14.897 Man, I need chenko so bad. 2050 01:20:19.989 --> 01:20:21.338 My scorpion chain. 2051 01:20:22.600 --> 01:20:25.472 I broke my fucking scorpion chain. 2052 01:20:29.085 --> 01:20:31.000 Why, scorpion gods? 2053 01:20:33.959 --> 01:20:36.092 Why have you forsaken me? 2054 01:20:37.920 --> 01:20:40.400 [Jordan cries] 2055 01:20:41.401 --> 01:20:42.620 I need chenko. 2056 01:20:44.361 --> 01:20:47.712 [sad electronic music] 2057 01:20:56.068 --> 01:20:58.157 [thudding] 2058 01:21:08.037 --> 01:21:09.081 My hat? 2059 01:21:11.388 --> 01:21:15.653 Where the fuck this come from? [girls laughing and mumbling] 2060 01:21:15.696 --> 01:21:18.090 [dramatic electronic music] 2061 01:21:18.134 --> 01:21:19.222 - [Man] This fucking asshole. 2062 01:21:19.265 --> 01:21:21.050 [girls laugh] 2063 01:21:21.093 --> 01:21:23.791 - Suck my fucking dick, yo. 2064 01:21:23.835 --> 01:21:25.358 - What you doing man? 2065 01:21:25.402 --> 01:21:28.666 [man grunts and barks] 2066 01:21:32.452 --> 01:21:33.976 - That my hat. 2067 01:21:34.019 --> 01:21:36.674 Yo, yo, hold up, motherfuckers. 2068 01:21:36.717 --> 01:21:38.023 Got any chenko? 2069 01:21:39.764 --> 01:21:43.942 [dramatic electronic music] 2070 01:21:43.986 --> 01:21:46.814 Do they have paint on their faces? 2071 01:21:48.251 --> 01:21:50.079 ♪ Chenko 2072 01:21:50.122 --> 01:21:50.906 - Hold up. 2073 01:21:51.732 --> 01:21:52.646 Yo, what's. 2074 01:21:54.257 --> 01:21:57.869 [dramatic electronic music] 2075 01:22:01.438 --> 01:22:02.221 FaceFuka? 2076 01:22:03.309 --> 01:22:04.093 FaceFuka! 2077 01:22:06.138 --> 01:22:08.010 Chenko, give me chenko. 2078 01:22:09.272 --> 01:22:10.838 Chenko, I need some chenko. 2079 01:22:10.882 --> 01:22:12.449 - Geeze, don't go blocking that shit. 2080 01:22:12.492 --> 01:22:13.493 [yelling] 2081 01:22:13.537 --> 01:22:14.930 - [Jordan] Don't got no chenko? 2082 01:22:14.973 --> 01:22:16.453 Man, I know you got chenko. 2083 01:22:16.496 --> 01:22:18.411 I wouldn't be here if you didn't have any chenko. 2084 01:22:18.455 --> 01:22:19.673 Look at that chenko. 2085 01:22:19.717 --> 01:22:21.806 What you got, give me that shit. 2086 01:22:21.849 --> 01:22:23.242 I need this, let me, 2087 01:22:23.286 --> 01:22:24.940 let me put it in my mouth. [yelling] 2088 01:22:24.983 --> 01:22:26.115 C'mon, you fucking broke. 2089 01:22:26.158 --> 01:22:28.160 [dramatic electronic music] 2090 01:22:28.204 --> 01:22:29.031 Yo, you got to be high as fuck. 2091 01:22:29.074 --> 01:22:30.467 What you on? 2092 01:22:30.510 --> 01:22:32.817 Yo, bro, you are the highest person 2093 01:22:32.860 --> 01:22:34.166 I've ever fucking seen. 2094 01:22:35.254 --> 01:22:37.126 Good for you, man. 2095 01:22:37.169 --> 01:22:38.866 How did you get there? 2096 01:22:38.910 --> 01:22:42.044 [dramatic electronic music] 2097 01:22:42.087 --> 01:22:42.914 - Shit bag, chenko feind 2098 01:22:42.958 --> 01:22:44.176 Fuck hole, I knew it. 2099 01:22:45.830 --> 01:22:48.267 Jengo 17, the bogey's been spotted. 2100 01:22:49.747 --> 01:22:51.792 And He's fucking dead. 2101 01:22:51.836 --> 01:22:55.796 [dramatic electronic music] 2102 01:22:55.840 --> 01:22:58.538 [warped yelling] 2103 01:23:02.803 --> 01:23:04.196 - I need some chenko, bro. 2104 01:23:04.240 --> 01:23:06.155 You know where I can find any? 2105 01:23:07.243 --> 01:23:10.855 [dramatic electronic music] 2106 01:23:22.345 --> 01:23:24.303 - You're just a baby? 2107 01:23:27.002 --> 01:23:28.264 But I hate you. 2108 01:23:29.743 --> 01:23:32.007 - Chenko, do you have any? 2109 01:23:33.095 --> 01:23:36.141 [dramatic electronic music] 2110 01:23:36.185 --> 01:23:37.229 Whoa, watch, yo. 2111 01:23:39.231 --> 01:23:41.538 - [Man] Hey, you got a fucking ticket? 2112 01:23:41.581 --> 01:23:43.888 - You got a baby, go ahead. 2113 01:23:45.498 --> 01:23:48.197 Hey, that ain't no baby. 2114 01:23:48.240 --> 01:23:49.589 What's this fuck baby, yo. 2115 01:23:49.633 --> 01:23:51.200 - I'm entering my baby's face. 2116 01:23:51.243 --> 01:23:55.769 I'm gonna go let that little motherfucker right now. 2117 01:23:55.813 --> 01:23:58.685 [yelling] 2118 01:23:58.729 --> 01:24:02.298 [dramatic electronic music] 2119 01:24:10.567 --> 01:24:11.872 - Are you sure you want to let me do this? 2120 01:24:11.916 --> 01:24:13.135 I don't know, dude. 2121 01:24:13.178 --> 01:24:14.310 I don't want to fuck up your hair. 2122 01:24:14.353 --> 01:24:15.789 - Janeé, you can totally cut it all off. 2123 01:24:15.833 --> 01:24:19.141 Give me a mohawk, if you need to. 2124 01:24:19.184 --> 01:24:20.446 I just want you to be the best haircutter 2125 01:24:20.490 --> 01:24:22.100 of all haircutter history. 2126 01:24:22.144 --> 01:24:26.235 ♪ Chenko, chenko, chenko, chenko ♪ 2127 01:24:26.278 --> 01:24:28.759 - I fucking love you face Fuka. 2128 01:24:28.802 --> 01:24:31.675 [Jordan screams] [fireworks bang] 2129 01:24:31.718 --> 01:24:34.112 ♪ Chenko, chenko, chenko, chenko ♪ 2130 01:24:34.156 --> 01:24:38.116 ♪ If you see a baby 2131 01:24:38.160 --> 01:24:39.422 ♪ Punch it in the face 2132 01:24:39.465 --> 01:24:41.859 ♪ This is how you save the human race ♪ 2133 01:24:41.902 --> 01:24:45.950 ♪ Punch punch a baby 2134 01:24:45.993 --> 01:24:48.474 ♪ Punch a baby now 2135 01:24:48.518 --> 01:24:52.348 [dramatic electronic music] 2136 01:24:56.656 --> 01:24:59.964 [yelling and cheering] 2137 01:25:01.139 --> 01:25:02.836 ♪ You better be dropping some C-bombs ♪ 2138 01:25:02.880 --> 01:25:06.362 ♪ Chenko, chenko, chenko 2139 01:25:12.629 --> 01:25:13.934 - I need some chen-chen right now, bitch. 2140 01:25:13.978 --> 01:25:15.240 Give me this shit. - That's my ball. 2141 01:25:15.284 --> 01:25:16.589 - What the fuck is this? 2142 01:25:16.633 --> 01:25:18.113 This is not drugs, little girl. 2143 01:25:18.156 --> 01:25:19.505 This is not drugs, little girl's mom. 2144 01:25:19.549 --> 01:25:22.160 Why would you not bring drugs to a concert. 2145 01:25:22.204 --> 01:25:24.249 - [Janeé] Maybe I can like dye it 2146 01:25:24.293 --> 01:25:27.470 a sort of color that can like match your skin. 2147 01:25:27.513 --> 01:25:30.473 - What are you doing with those fucking scissors? 2148 01:25:33.215 --> 01:25:34.346 - Don't fucking move. 2149 01:25:36.479 --> 01:25:39.134 - Okay, fucking chill, man, chill. 2150 01:25:39.177 --> 01:25:41.048 - Did you really think I was gonna 2151 01:25:41.092 --> 01:25:41.875 let you get chenko today? 2152 01:25:44.487 --> 01:25:46.706 I shouldn't even be here right now. 2153 01:25:46.750 --> 01:25:48.230 It's 11:00. 2154 01:25:48.273 --> 01:25:49.666 I'm supposed to be home fucking my fat wife in the garage, 2155 01:25:49.709 --> 01:25:52.451 but you wanna know what I told my fat wife? 2156 01:25:52.495 --> 01:25:54.018 - Unless it involves me smoking 2157 01:25:54.061 --> 01:25:57.282 shit load of chenko, you pissing the fuck off, not really. 2158 01:25:57.326 --> 01:25:58.805 - I told Mom if you were gonna stay here, 2159 01:25:58.849 --> 01:26:01.330 not to let you go to Angela's. 2160 01:26:01.373 --> 01:26:02.983 She has too many things to do in the afternoon, 2161 01:26:03.027 --> 01:26:05.160 and nobody wants to look after that little shit ball 2162 01:26:05.203 --> 01:26:07.858 while you're prancing around in Angela land. 2163 01:26:07.901 --> 01:26:10.382 - I told her if I could stop one of you shit bag fucks, 2164 01:26:10.426 --> 01:26:12.341 for gettin' high on dope, 2165 01:26:12.384 --> 01:26:14.647 I don't need to fuck my fat wife, 2166 01:26:14.691 --> 01:26:17.302 when I can just fuck you. 2167 01:26:17.346 --> 01:26:20.479 - No, Angela's is not negotiable. 2168 01:26:20.523 --> 01:26:22.046 I'm so close. 2169 01:26:22.089 --> 01:26:24.483 I just need like a couple hundred bucks more, and I'm in. 2170 01:26:24.527 --> 01:26:25.789 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 2171 01:26:25.832 --> 01:26:27.138 - [Janeé] I know you're loaded. 2172 01:26:27.182 --> 01:26:28.487 You got that dope ass reception gig. 2173 01:26:28.531 --> 01:26:30.141 Why can't you help me out? 2174 01:26:30.185 --> 01:26:32.665 - Nobody wants you to touch their hair, please. 2175 01:26:32.709 --> 01:26:36.103 I'd rather pay for a can full of bees 2176 01:26:36.147 --> 01:26:38.584 to sting me in the face over and over and over again 2177 01:26:38.628 --> 01:26:41.283 than to pay for you to go to that shit. 2178 01:26:41.326 --> 01:26:43.110 - Why can't you just chill, dude. 2179 01:26:43.154 --> 01:26:44.721 I'm not fucking with you, bro. 2180 01:26:44.764 --> 01:26:46.636 There's a Billion people out there doing the same shit. 2181 01:26:46.679 --> 01:26:49.508 All we wanna do is get fucking high and just chill. 2182 01:26:49.552 --> 01:26:50.640 That's it. 2183 01:26:50.683 --> 01:26:52.337 You can't arrest all of us. 2184 01:26:52.381 --> 01:26:53.382 - Yes, I can. 2185 01:26:54.426 --> 01:26:55.514 - I'm a good person. 2186 01:26:55.558 --> 01:26:57.037 I got good inside me 2187 01:26:57.081 --> 01:26:58.300 that you know nothing about, 2188 01:26:58.343 --> 01:27:00.737 but I'm not gonna be anything like you. 2189 01:27:00.780 --> 01:27:02.434 I'm gonna be somebody. 2190 01:27:02.478 --> 01:27:04.131 Angela's gonna turn me into more of a somebody 2191 01:27:04.175 --> 01:27:05.307 than you will ever be. 2192 01:27:06.525 --> 01:27:07.657 - You really think they're gonna let in 2193 01:27:07.700 --> 01:27:08.832 a girl who has a streak that looks 2194 01:27:08.875 --> 01:27:11.095 like the inside of my asshole? 2195 01:27:12.314 --> 01:27:13.489 - Chenko makes your life fucking retarded. 2196 01:27:13.532 --> 01:27:15.534 Now don't move, 2197 01:27:15.578 --> 01:27:19.799 and let me un-retard your fucking retarded life. 2198 01:27:19.843 --> 01:27:23.412 [dramatic electronic music] 2199 01:27:28.460 --> 01:27:30.549 - You goon-bag nasty bitch. 2200 01:27:34.771 --> 01:27:38.601 [dramatic electronic music] 2201 01:27:48.524 --> 01:27:49.307 - No, man. 2202 01:27:51.353 --> 01:27:54.051 Without chenko, there is no life. 2203 01:27:56.532 --> 01:27:58.577 - You do not pull that shit with me. 2204 01:27:58.621 --> 01:28:01.276 Comb your fucking hair, bitch. 2205 01:28:01.319 --> 01:28:02.712 - Dijo chop, son. 2206 01:28:02.755 --> 01:28:05.062 [thudding] 2207 01:28:05.932 --> 01:28:06.890 - It's over, Jordan. 2208 01:28:06.933 --> 01:28:08.195 Don't fight it. 2209 01:28:08.239 --> 01:28:09.632 Can't wait to take you a place 2210 01:28:09.675 --> 01:28:11.982 where you'll never be able to smoke chenko again. 2211 01:28:12.025 --> 01:28:12.809 - No, no! 2212 01:28:14.637 --> 01:28:16.291 - Hey, asshole. 2213 01:28:16.334 --> 01:28:17.161 - Hey asshole, where the fuck is your ticket? 2214 01:28:18.467 --> 01:28:19.642 - I don't need a fucking ticket. 2215 01:28:19.685 --> 01:28:20.599 I'm a cop. 2216 01:28:20.643 --> 01:28:21.731 I go wherever the fuck I want. 2217 01:28:21.774 --> 01:28:22.558 - Need a ticket. 2218 01:28:24.429 --> 01:28:26.605 You want a baby with your face painted on. 2219 01:28:26.649 --> 01:28:28.912 [thudding] 2220 01:28:28.955 --> 01:28:31.480 [neck cracking] 2221 01:28:31.523 --> 01:28:34.439 [thudding and yelling] 2222 01:28:34.483 --> 01:28:36.528 - I had a dream about throwing babies out windows 2223 01:28:36.572 --> 01:28:37.964 That's why I wrote a song about throwing babies out windows 2224 01:28:38.008 --> 01:28:39.314 [yelling and thudding] 2225 01:28:39.357 --> 01:28:40.619 Don't think too hard about it, 2226 01:28:40.663 --> 01:28:42.534 straightforward shit you all. 2227 01:28:42.578 --> 01:28:44.580 Yo, it's about that time, y'all. 2228 01:28:44.623 --> 01:28:46.712 You ready for this thing? 2229 01:28:47.844 --> 01:28:52.457 And the winner of the chenko4life baby tattoo contest. 2230 01:28:54.894 --> 01:28:56.418 This mother fucker right here, 2231 01:28:56.461 --> 01:28:58.811 with his bloody ass baby tattoo on. 2232 01:28:58.855 --> 01:29:02.554 - That's me, I'm here! - Chenko y'all. 2233 01:29:02.598 --> 01:29:03.860 - A lifetime supply of chenko. 2234 01:29:03.903 --> 01:29:05.905 Which adds up to about two ounces, 2235 01:29:05.949 --> 01:29:08.865 because if you do it all at once, 2236 01:29:08.908 --> 01:29:11.563 then you gonna have a short ass 2237 01:29:11.607 --> 01:29:13.217 mother fucking lifetime. 2238 01:29:13.260 --> 01:29:16.220 [thudding] 2239 01:29:16.263 --> 01:29:17.526 - Do I need a fucking ticket now? 2240 01:29:20.093 --> 01:29:22.008 - FaceFuka, it's me, FaceFuka. 2241 01:29:22.052 --> 01:29:24.010 FaceFuka, it's me, right here. 2242 01:29:24.054 --> 01:29:26.186 - Come on up here, come on up onstage. 2243 01:29:26.230 --> 01:29:28.493 Let's get you fucking high. 2244 01:29:32.758 --> 01:29:33.672 - [Jordan] I'm the chenko king. 2245 01:29:33.716 --> 01:29:35.674 I'm a chenko king tonight. 2246 01:29:35.718 --> 01:29:37.894 - Chenko paraphernalia? 2247 01:29:37.937 --> 01:29:39.591 You can't fucking do that. 2248 01:29:39.635 --> 01:29:41.506 - Does he mean me? 2249 01:29:41.550 --> 01:29:45.380 [dramatic electronic music] 2250 01:29:48.426 --> 01:29:49.514 - Hey, fuck face. 2251 01:29:49.558 --> 01:29:51.690 Put the fucking chenko down. 2252 01:29:51.734 --> 01:29:54.519 Put the chenko, put it down. 2253 01:29:54.563 --> 01:29:56.739 Put the fucking chenko down. 2254 01:29:58.654 --> 01:29:59.698 Put it down. 2255 01:29:59.742 --> 01:30:02.397 Put the fucking chenko down. 2256 01:30:02.440 --> 01:30:03.702 - [All] Chenko! 2257 01:30:05.400 --> 01:30:07.619 [gun fires] 2258 01:30:07.663 --> 01:30:12.624 [thudding] [dramatic electronic music] 2259 01:30:14.626 --> 01:30:16.541 - Everybody's under arrest. 2260 01:30:16.585 --> 01:30:18.413 Get on your knees and put your hands 2261 01:30:18.456 --> 01:30:19.762 behind your fucking head. 2262 01:30:19.805 --> 01:30:20.980 You're all under arrest. 2263 01:30:21.024 --> 01:30:23.809 Fuck you pig! 2264 01:30:25.115 --> 01:30:26.899 - You ain't arresting shit. 2265 01:30:26.943 --> 01:30:29.728 [gun shots fire] 2266 01:30:31.382 --> 01:30:33.819 [gun clatters to ground] 2267 01:30:33.863 --> 01:30:36.039 [crowd yelling] 2268 01:30:36.082 --> 01:30:37.736 - How could you bring a fucking cop 2269 01:30:37.780 --> 01:30:39.695 to my fucking show, yo? 2270 01:30:40.522 --> 01:30:42.480 A fucking cop! 2271 01:30:42.524 --> 01:30:45.135 [FukaFace sobs] 2272 01:30:47.659 --> 01:30:52.664 [crowd yells] [dramatic electronic music] 2273 01:30:54.927 --> 01:30:57.756 [FukaFace sobs] 2274 01:31:03.675 --> 01:31:05.677 - Stop, everybody stop. 2275 01:31:05.721 --> 01:31:08.201 Everybody stop, everybody stop. 2276 01:31:09.072 --> 01:31:09.855 Stop. 2277 01:31:12.118 --> 01:31:15.687 [dramatic electronic music] 2278 01:31:31.703 --> 01:31:34.750 - Oh, she's such a fucking psychotic bitch. 2279 01:31:34.793 --> 01:31:36.055 I hate her. 2280 01:31:36.099 --> 01:31:39.058 God, I gotta get out of here, dude. 2281 01:31:39.102 --> 01:31:39.972 I'm raging. 2282 01:31:40.016 --> 01:31:41.191 - Janeé, she doesn't know 2283 01:31:41.234 --> 01:31:43.149 what the fuck she's talking about. 2284 01:31:43.193 --> 01:31:46.022 Believe me, you're gonna be like the hottest, 2285 01:31:46.065 --> 01:31:48.111 most fucking badass hairdressin' chick 2286 01:31:48.154 --> 01:31:51.070 that Angela's Superstar School has ever seen. 2287 01:31:51.114 --> 01:31:52.681 Trust me. 2288 01:31:52.724 --> 01:31:53.856 - No, I'm not. 2289 01:31:53.899 --> 01:31:54.944 It's just not gonna work out for me. 2290 01:31:55.858 --> 01:31:58.861 [sad electronic music] 2291 01:31:58.904 --> 01:31:59.775 I'm never gonna get in. 2292 01:31:59.818 --> 01:32:02.299 I'm stupid, too, and I know it. 2293 01:32:02.342 --> 01:32:03.561 - Girl, come on. 2294 01:32:03.605 --> 01:32:04.344 You know, besides staying with Jordan, 2295 01:32:04.388 --> 01:32:06.608 you are one smart ho. 2296 01:32:06.651 --> 01:32:09.741 - Man, this is way too big to stick up my ass. 2297 01:32:15.442 --> 01:32:16.226 - I'm your girl, 2298 01:32:17.488 --> 01:32:19.838 and I don't know if you know how I operate, 2299 01:32:19.882 --> 01:32:22.362 but Grandma Stephanie would never let 2300 01:32:22.406 --> 01:32:24.103 anybody fuck this up for you. 2301 01:32:25.365 --> 01:32:28.586 [sad electronic music] 2302 01:32:32.851 --> 01:32:34.070 Okay look, don't you ever ask me 2303 01:32:34.113 --> 01:32:35.593 who my fucking baby daddy is, bitch. 2304 01:32:35.637 --> 01:32:38.378 I tapped into my abortion fund for this shit. 2305 01:32:40.729 --> 01:32:43.906 [Jordan grunts] 2306 01:32:43.949 --> 01:32:47.562 [dramatic electronic music] 2307 01:33:00.705 --> 01:33:01.532 - Aw, aw. 2308 01:33:05.797 --> 01:33:07.320 - What? 2309 01:33:07.364 --> 01:33:08.626 No way. 2310 01:33:08.670 --> 01:33:10.019 How did you do this? 2311 01:33:10.062 --> 01:33:12.238 - Well, I basically called and was like, 2312 01:33:12.282 --> 01:33:13.718 "Hey, I'm Janeé's mom." 2313 01:33:13.762 --> 01:33:15.241 And they were like, "What?" 2314 01:33:15.285 --> 01:33:18.723 And I was like, "Bitch, you know who the fuck I am." 2315 01:33:22.988 --> 01:33:25.034 - Dijo shot, bitch. 2316 01:33:27.645 --> 01:33:29.212 - Dude, I'm gonna fucking cry. 2317 01:33:29.255 --> 01:33:30.561 - It's okay. Frickin chill 2318 01:33:30.605 --> 01:33:32.868 Frickin' Chill, 2319 01:33:32.911 --> 01:33:36.523 [dramatic electronic music] 2320 01:33:47.970 --> 01:33:51.147 [inhaling and bubbling] 2321 01:34:19.871 --> 01:34:22.569 [echoing exhale] 2322 01:34:26.312 --> 01:34:30.055 [Jordan coughs and retches] 2323 01:34:52.730 --> 01:34:56.299 [dramatic electronic music] 2324 01:35:46.218 --> 01:35:47.437 - [Man] Columbia, this is Houston. 2325 01:35:47.480 --> 01:35:49.526 Go ahead, over. 2326 01:35:49.569 --> 01:35:50.919 - [Man] I did see 2327 01:35:50.962 --> 01:35:52.877 a small white object. 2328 01:35:52.921 --> 01:35:55.662 [mumbling under music and static] 2329 01:35:55.706 --> 01:35:57.360 And it looks like. 2330 01:35:57.403 --> 01:36:00.711 [mumbling under music and static] 2331 01:36:00.755 --> 01:36:03.758 [Jordan yells] 2332 01:36:03.801 --> 01:36:07.370 [dramatic electronic music] 2333 01:36:11.940 --> 01:36:15.334 [Jordan laughing and yelling] [dramatic electronic music] 2334 01:36:15.378 --> 01:36:16.771 - Hey, huh, huh? 2335 01:36:20.078 --> 01:36:23.734 [dramatic electronic music] 2336 01:36:47.845 --> 01:36:48.628 Hey, huh? 2337 01:36:55.200 --> 01:36:58.813 [dramatic electronic music] 2338 01:37:22.749 --> 01:37:25.448 [Jordan yelling] 2339 01:37:29.582 --> 01:37:32.150 [fire explodes] 2340 01:37:38.330 --> 01:37:41.116 [Jordan groaning] 2341 01:37:53.128 --> 01:37:54.781 My dick's so hard. 2342 01:37:56.783 --> 01:37:59.569 [Jordan groaning] 2343 01:38:17.021 --> 01:38:20.416 [upbeat electronic music] 2344 01:38:30.295 --> 01:38:31.993 ♪ What was created, went on before ♪ 2345 01:38:32.036 --> 01:38:34.778 ♪ Burn your art out like some cheap old whore ♪ 2346 01:38:34.821 --> 01:38:37.737 ♪ You're all old and boring now ♪ 2347 01:38:37.781 --> 01:38:40.218 ♪ All the milk's been taken from the cow. ♪ 2348 01:38:40.262 --> 01:38:45.267 ♪ Dead and buried 2349 01:38:46.224 --> 01:38:51.186 ♪ Dead and buried 2350 01:38:52.274 --> 01:38:55.103 ♪ Switched my sulph to Ajax 2351 01:38:55.146 --> 01:38:57.409 ♪ Ain't high but I'm clean 2352 01:38:57.453 --> 01:39:02.066 ♪ Never eat anything with a face on it ♪ 2353 01:39:02.110 --> 01:39:06.070 ♪ Know what I mean? 2354 01:39:06.114 --> 01:39:11.119 ♪ Dead and buried 2355 01:39:12.076 --> 01:39:16.646 ♪ Dead and buried 2356 01:39:20.432 --> 01:39:22.130 ♪ The living ain't easy 2357 01:39:22.173 --> 01:39:23.305 ♪ The living ain't clean 2358 01:39:23.348 --> 01:39:26.177 ♪ Makes me hot, makes me naked 2359 01:39:26.221 --> 01:39:31.226 ♪ Makes feel just plain obscene ♪ 2360 01:39:33.706 --> 01:39:38.711 ♪ Dead and buried 2361 01:39:39.408 --> 01:39:42.237 ♪ Dead and buried 2362 01:39:43.978 --> 01:39:47.546 [dramatic electronic music] 2363 01:40:00.472 --> 01:40:05.477 ♪ Now we're all about the mystery plain ♪ 2364 01:40:06.348 --> 01:40:08.350 ♪ Don't know where we're going 2365 01:40:08.393 --> 01:40:11.048 ♪ And yesterday 2366 01:40:11.092 --> 01:40:14.138 ♪ Is all the same 2367 01:40:14.182 --> 01:40:19.404 ♪ Dead and buried 2368 01:40:20.144 --> 01:40:24.888 ♪ Dead and buried 2369 01:40:25.628 --> 01:40:30.111 ♪ Dead and buried 2370 01:40:31.025 --> 01:40:36.030 ♪ Dead and buried 2371 01:40:37.335 --> 01:40:39.772 ♪ Asthma attack in a purple haze ♪ 2372 01:40:39.816 --> 01:40:44.821 ♪ To call our number, so you'll die ♪ 2373 01:40:48.346 --> 01:40:49.521 ♪ Dead 2374 01:40:49.565 --> 01:40:51.262 ♪ Buried 2375 01:40:51.306 --> 01:40:52.742 ♪ Dead 2376 01:40:52.785 --> 01:40:54.352 ♪ Buried 2377 01:40:54.396 --> 01:40:55.353 ♪ Dead 2378 01:40:55.397 --> 01:40:56.485 ♪ Buried 2379 01:40:56.528 --> 01:40:57.964 ♪ Dead 2380 01:40:58.008 --> 01:40:59.314 ♪ Buried 2381 01:40:59.357 --> 01:41:00.880 ♪ Dead 2382 01:41:00.924 --> 01:41:02.230 ♪ Buried 2383 01:41:02.273 --> 01:41:03.709 ♪ Dead 2384 01:41:03.753 --> 01:41:05.276 ♪ And buried 2385 01:41:05.320 --> 01:41:07.931 ♪ Dead, dead 2386 01:41:07.974 --> 01:41:12.979 ♪ Dead 2387 01:41:14.198 --> 01:41:16.766 ♪ Asthma attack in a purple haze ♪ 2388 01:41:16.809 --> 01:41:18.115 ♪ Your cards are numbered 2389 01:41:18.159 --> 01:41:22.337 ♪ And so are my days 2390 01:41:22.380 --> 01:41:24.382 ♪ The living ain't easy 2391 01:41:24.426 --> 01:41:25.731 ♪ The living ain't clean 2392 01:41:25.775 --> 01:41:30.345 ♪ Just makes me feel plain obscene ♪ 2393 01:41:30.388 --> 01:41:33.217 ♪ Know what I mean 2394 01:41:33.261 --> 01:41:38.266 ♪ Dead and buried 2395 01:41:39.223 --> 01:41:44.185 ♪ Dead and buried 2396 01:41:44.924 --> 01:41:49.799 ♪ Dead and buried 2397 01:41:50.495 --> 01:41:53.368 ♪ Dead and buried