1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,177 --> 00:00:05,135 [birds chirping] 3 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,790 [phone ringing] 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,491 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forwarded 6 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,058 to an automatic voice message system. 7 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,887 [upbeat music] 8 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,281 - Yo! 9 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:21,891 I know it's early, I'm just trying to score some chenko, 10 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,762 you know what I'm saying? 11 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:29,246 - Amanda Chongus has a special report 12 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:33,685 on a new popular drug sweeping hot tubs everywhere, chenko. 13 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:36,079 - [Jordan] Yo, I'll be getting 20 bucks in a few, 14 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,299 and I'm just trying to spend that shit. 15 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:39,561 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forwarded 16 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,432 to an automatic voice message system. 17 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:44,522 - This type of service is completely unacceptable, yo. 18 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:47,047 Fuck you and your fucking shitty chenko, 19 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:49,832 I'll take my business elsewhere. 20 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,052 - [Announcer] Made from a scorpion's depleted exoskeleton, 21 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:54,184 known on the street as chenko. 22 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:56,926 Once the BCP is ingested, it enters the bloodstream, 23 00:00:56,969 --> 00:01:00,277 it interacts with the white blood cells in the user's brain, 24 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:03,672 getting them really, really, really high. 25 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,500 [woman moaning] 26 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:06,544 - Shit, man. 27 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,940 - [Woman] Why don't you turn it on silent? 28 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,202 - Man, leave the fuck alone. 29 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:13,029 - [Woman] I'm saying. 30 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,119 [cops chattering] 31 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,555 - What the fuck? 32 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,862 Shit, fuck, fuck! 33 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,516 - This motherfucker better pick up now. 34 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:22,734 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forwarded 35 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:24,040 to an automatic voice message system. 36 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:24,693 - [Jordan] Man, fuck you Soliver. 37 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:26,260 Answer! 38 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:28,088 - [Announcer] Lawmakers declare Chenko illegal today 39 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:30,351 by a vote of 113 to two. 40 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:34,920 Police have instituted a new cultural awareness program 41 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:37,445 to help them better understand community needs. 42 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:40,187 [cops yelling] 43 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:43,538 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forward 44 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:46,802 to an automatic voice message system. 45 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:47,585 - Don't you fucking move asshole! 46 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:48,891 - Look man, I'm sorry, 47 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:50,284 I didn't mean all that shit I just said, 48 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,677 man, please let me buy some chenko off you, please, 49 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:55,158 I'll seriously drink your piss right now! 50 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:58,814 - Local officials are gearing up to make a big push 51 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:03,123 against what they're calling the culture of chenko, 52 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:06,343 which, thanks to rappers like FaceFuka, 53 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:10,173 is now permeating youth culture. 54 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:13,394 [people yelling] 55 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:16,179 [upbeat music] 56 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:21,663 - [Cop] You going to black jail, not white jail! 57 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:24,144 ♪ Shithead 58 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,101 ♪ Shithead 59 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,408 ♪ Shithead 60 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:28,670 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forwarded 61 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:31,803 to an automatic voice message system. 62 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:41,291 - Should be smoking some chenko right now, man. 63 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,252 Shit man, 64 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:46,514 I'm literally on my knees begging you right now. 65 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,298 And you can't give me his fucking number? 66 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:50,213 - [Man] Man, fuck you, Jordan! 67 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,171 - Come on, my guy's not picking up, 68 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,563 I don't know nobody else. 69 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:54,565 - [Man] Nah man, I can't give shit out like that. 70 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,177 I don't smoke chenko anymore. 71 00:02:57,220 --> 00:03:00,049 - Fine, fuck you then, whatever. 72 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:03,095 - [Man] Fuck you, Jordan! 73 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,235 - Fuck, I'm almost out. 74 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:17,197 ♪ Fuck it, smoke that shit! 75 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:22,114 [electronic music] 76 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,546 - Where the hell were you? 77 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,852 What, did you take a nap? 78 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:05,375 I went out there and looked for you 79 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:06,768 and I didn't see no goddamn Statue of Liberty. 80 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,378 - What do you mean, man? 81 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:09,858 I just stood by the road in this 82 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:11,903 smelly ass shit for two hours. 83 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,296 - What intersection did you stand by? 84 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,645 - The one you told me to. 85 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,343 - Which one did I tell you? 86 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:17,648 - I don't know what you said, 87 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:18,867 I just went around the corner and stood there. 88 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:20,172 - Jesus, did you at least do the pose? 89 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:20,956 - What pose? 90 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,349 - The torchlight pose. 91 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:24,481 - Yeah, I had my arm up in the air like this. 92 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:27,136 - I wanted the scintillating light of Lady Liberty 93 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:29,747 glistening down upon the roadside. 94 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:32,315 Beckoning all of mankind here today 95 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,795 to give their blood to the warriors, 96 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:37,102 who sacrificed their bodies for people like you. 97 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,104 You know what you did? 98 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:40,845 You let them down, Jordan. 99 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:44,545 Oh, you smell like you've been smoking chenko! 100 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,460 You just went out there and got high, didn't you? 101 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:48,331 - No, I'm not high. 102 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:52,204 [suspenseful music] 103 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,383 - Did your Pops tell you this yet? 104 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:58,080 I've seen your kind before, 105 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,647 the only thing that'll straighten you out 106 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:00,952 is to join the service and have 107 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:03,085 somebody beat some goddamn sense into you. 108 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:05,479 - I'm not joining the army. 109 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:06,784 Shit's for fucking fags 110 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,786 and I don't lick buttholes like you two. 111 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:10,484 [quirky melodic music] 112 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:12,790 - Here, take it. 113 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,401 You don't deserve the other five. 114 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:16,881 - Whatever. 115 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:25,412 [dramatic electronic music] 116 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,212 [box thuds and rattles] 117 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:44,169 Shit! 118 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,432 - Fran, what was that noise? 119 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:47,216 You hear that Fran, that noise? 120 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:50,175 Come on, come on, we have to check. 121 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,050 Oh, my God, what happened? 122 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:02,753 [upbeat electronic music] 123 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:10,413 ♪ Chenko 124 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,937 ♪ Chenko 125 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,678 ♪ C-H-E-N-K-O 126 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,419 ♪ Imma kill a bitch for chenko 127 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,247 ♪ Stab you in the midriff, skank hoe ♪ 128 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:20,031 ♪ Throw you in a big ditch, then go ♪ 129 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,859 ♪ Back to the bad world with no chenko ♪ 130 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:23,383 ♪ Better wake that man his ass 131 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,515 ♪ Stick a rock of chenko up my ass ♪ 132 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:27,387 ♪ There's all of the rest like your damn friends ♪ 133 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,084 ♪ For chenko, I will stab your mom ♪ 134 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:30,868 ♪ For chenko, I will stab your dog ♪ 135 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,609 ♪ For chenko, I will stab your cat ♪ 136 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:34,829 ♪ For chenko, stab you all like that ♪ 137 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,657 ♪ Stab a retard, stab your own bro ♪ 138 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,528 ♪ Fuck a cop in the ass, almost ♪ 139 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:40,704 ♪ We'll stab you in the throat for chenko ♪ 140 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:42,445 ♪ Stab you all in the throat for chenko ♪ 141 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:45,796 ♪ Toss you in a moat, where you dazzle, you don't float ♪ 142 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,711 ♪ Feed your ass to a crocodile 143 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,626 ♪ For chenko, stab you right there now ♪ 144 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,454 ♪ I am such a stabbing genius 145 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:54,849 ♪ I went back in time and stabbed Jesus ♪ 146 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:57,242 ♪ Yo, check it out 147 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:58,592 ♪ Stab you in the stomach, stab you in the penis ♪ 148 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,681 ♪ Stab you in the face, stab you into pieces ♪ 149 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:03,553 ♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab ♪ 150 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:05,381 ♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab ♪ 151 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,948 ♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab ♪ 152 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:11,431 ♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab ♪ 153 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,128 - You are my guy, yo! 154 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:15,783 See Face Fuka, StabbyD, 155 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,785 paint your baby's face, get in for free. 156 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,047 That's right, bitches, payloads, 157 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:22,006 paint your child's face, you get in free, 158 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:24,487 and don't forget, go on Facebook right now 159 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:27,838 and enter the fucking Facebook Baby Tattoo contest 160 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:31,668 for the chance to win a fucking lifetime's supply of chenko! 161 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,716 [laughing] 162 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,413 - Oh, Charlie, hush! - Oh! 163 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,240 Oh! - What? 164 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,156 - Look at you two. 165 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:42,505 Look how loud you're being. 166 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:43,767 - [Jordan] Dad, Dad! 167 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:44,594 - [Santa] I can't give you these presents now. 168 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,161 - Dad, Dad! 169 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:50,382 Dad, those VFW guys you work with were total assholes. 170 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:51,601 They wouldn't pay me, 171 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:53,342 'cause they said they ran out of money. 172 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:54,865 Do you think I could get like five bucks? 173 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:56,954 - Hm. - I just need five bucks, 174 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:59,609 that's it, take your hand off your dick 175 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:00,958 and give me the money. 176 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,615 [eerie melodic music] 177 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:07,748 That's two bucks, fucker. 178 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:25,809 [baby crying] 179 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:37,995 Yah! [laughing] - Get off me! 180 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,345 - I don't wanna see that shit right now. 181 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,564 - Yeah, you do. 182 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,131 What up with Cody's face paint, yo? 183 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:45,176 Bitch don't you ever fuck with a man's baby face paint. 184 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,613 - I think that face paint's making him sick. 185 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:50,660 I mean, look at him, he's all hot and fucked up. 186 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:53,620 and shit, I think there's something wrong with him. 187 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,491 I mean, look at him, doesn't he look weird to you? 188 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,971 - [Jordan] Man, babies can't get sick, 189 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,625 fucking chill, all right. 190 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:00,104 - They can't? - No. 191 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:01,584 - Face paint ain't gonna fuck him up. 192 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,717 FaceFuka never takes his paint off, 193 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,546 'cause it protects you from AIDS. 194 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,678 - Yeah, but as soon as you put that shit on his face, 195 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:11,463 he started acting like super retarded. 196 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,030 - He probably got pissed off, 197 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:15,555 'cause you took his FaceFuka paint off, I don't know. 198 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:16,773 - No, I Doogled it. 199 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,688 I think this could be like really bad. 200 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,821 You gotta take him to the baby-ologist like today. 201 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,692 - Leave me alone, yo! 202 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:25,042 I can't bankroll his sickness at the moment. 203 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,958 Man, you know how much fucking chenko I gotta smoke tonight? 204 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,613 - Jordan, you gotta take him somewhere while I'm working. 205 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,659 I'm like freaking out! 206 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:35,705 Okay, if he dies, I don't want it to be my fault, 207 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,533 and I think he might die. 208 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,839 - Man, he'll be good. 209 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,667 Besides, he loves it, look. 210 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,625 ♪ Chenko, Chenko 211 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,106 - Baby, see. [baby crying] 212 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:46,586 You know what I'm saying, babe? 213 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,240 Come on, just show me your titties. 214 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:50,154 [knocking on door] 215 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:51,939 Just suck my dick, come on. 216 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:52,940 - [Janee] Not right now, somebody's at the door. 217 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,245 - Fucking Stephanie. 218 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:55,856 I'm gonna punch her in the balls. 219 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:58,162 - If you do that again, I'll rip your fucking face off! 220 00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,424 - [Jordan] What the fuck do you want, Stephanie? 221 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,469 - Fuck you, Jordan. 222 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:01,644 Move out of my fucking way! 223 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,124 - No one wants you here. 224 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,256 Janee just told me two seconds ago not to let you in. 225 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,606 - Shut the fuck up. 226 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,737 Where is she? 227 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,739 - Getting dressed, chill. 228 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:12,612 - Actually, I wanna talk to you too. 229 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,352 - Fuck off, what? 230 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,441 - My Mom caught my little brother smoking chenko yesterday, 231 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:17,704 you piece of shit. 232 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,749 I know it was you who sold it to him. 233 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:20,576 - I don't sell anything. 234 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,795 Why would it be me? 235 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,927 - Exactly, he doesn't know any dealers. 236 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,712 Where else is he gonna get it from? 237 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,322 - Leave me the fuck alone. 238 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,628 I don't even smoke chenko. 239 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:31,021 - I'm telling you, that paint's gonna give him 240 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,980 hardcore ear problems today. 241 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:36,766 He's gonna grow up mega retarded like Jordan. 242 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,420 - I don't know, I mean, his ears seemed fine. 243 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,161 - Babies are like little microwaves inside. 244 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:42,293 They'll just keep heating up until they pop. 245 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,381 - Oh my God, really? - Yeah. 246 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,166 - You gotta buy it for him ASAP 247 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,689 or his appendix is gonna melt. 248 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,256 If you don't get him some today, 249 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,649 he's gonna be fucked. - Yeah, well, 250 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,216 - I asked Jordan for some money to get some. 251 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,348 - Yeah, what'd he say? 252 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,612 - Hm? 253 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,876 [quirky melodic music] 254 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,709 What's up, girl? 255 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,233 - Hey Jordan, send me a picture of your dick, 256 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,409 and I'll show you my asshole. 257 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:14,761 [muffled shouting] 258 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:15,936 - You know what, I? 259 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,677 - [Dad] Jordan! 260 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,113 - What, Dad? 261 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,028 - Where's my pills? 262 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,725 I can't find it anywhere, Jordan! 263 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,859 [muffled shouting] 264 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,688 - I don't know, Dad! 265 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,777 I didn't touch your pills! 266 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,693 [muffled shouting] 267 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,391 Alright, I'm coming! 268 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,794 - Get ready, it's Dijo Time! 269 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,100 Aw yeah Buffalo Wings!! 270 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,754 [thudding] 271 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,669 Not in my house! 272 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,367 Not my house, bitch. 273 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,891 You can't dunk on dijo. 274 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:58,718 He's twelve feet tall! 275 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,545 - [Grandma] Harvey. 276 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:03,374 Somebody's here for you, Harvey. 277 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,941 - Excuse me, guys, I have to go, 278 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,551 yell at my grandma. 279 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,988 - [Grandma] Harvey, Harvey. 280 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:08,771 - What, Grandma? 281 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,120 What do you want? 282 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:10,860 - [Grandma] Who is this here, Harvey? 283 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,470 Who is this here? 284 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:13,384 - Hold on, everybody. 285 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,343 The rest of my wings are here. 286 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:16,692 - [Delivery Man] Here you go, 287 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,825 two family-size orders of South Korean style, 288 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,783 extra buffalo, buffalo wings. 289 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:21,828 [ominous music] 290 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:22,829 All right? 291 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,047 - [Box] Eat me, Donut. 292 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,049 Buffalo wings are good for you, Donut. 293 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:26,876 Eat me. 294 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,964 - Please. 295 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,053 [gas rumbles in his stomach] 296 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,359 Don't leave. 297 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,233 - Um, Jordan, uh, 298 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,757 while you're at home watching Cody today, 299 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,323 you know, don't go nowhere, and 300 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,109 please don't make any fuckin' deals at the house. 301 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,111 - Oh my God, you're seriously gonna trust 302 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,808 this fucked up mongreed piece of shit 303 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,201 with a life of another human being 304 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,203 for more than 13 seconds? 305 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,552 - He'll be fine. 306 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:51,335 - Just make sure you fuckin' feed him. 307 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:54,034 - Fuck off, fat bitch. 308 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:57,472 Can't take this out of your cunty voice. 309 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,518 - Are they still letting you skip third period? 310 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:01,824 - Oh my God. 311 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:02,912 They never give me a hard time now 312 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,784 when I come in late for class. 313 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:05,959 Like I'll just tell the receptionist, 314 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,787 I have a hardcore pink taco, 315 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,832 and she'll pretty much write me a pass for whatever. 316 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,313 - Oh, uh, well, do you think you could 317 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,662 stop by the house on your way home, 318 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,795 and just, you know, check up on Jordan? 319 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:21,670 - It's seriously so sad that you have to ask me that. 320 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:25,152 If I knew who my kid's dad was and he was around, 321 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,849 I would never let him be this dumb. 322 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,024 - Okay, calm your tits. 323 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,243 Janeé, I fucking love you, 324 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,810 but he makes you stupider, 325 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,334 and you can't trust him not to fuck things up. 326 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,901 - [Janeé] I trust him. 327 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,599 - [Stephanie] Did you tell him about those 328 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:38,861 hair-cutting classes you want to take? 329 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,123 - [Janeé] Freaking, chill, leave me alone. 330 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,343 I'm gonna tell him about Angela's, duh. 331 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:43,910 Look, I'm gonna be late. 332 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,042 Please just promise me that you'll check up on him. 333 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,348 - Oh, I'll be here. 334 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:48,915 I can't even imagine what that fucker's 335 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,133 up to while you're gone. 336 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:50,960 - Thank you. 337 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:55,182 [electronic music] 338 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,141 - Oh, Murphy. 339 00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,273 - I don't really understand why you understand, 340 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,492 what you meant there in that text. 341 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:02,972 What the fuck does B-A-F-L mean? 342 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,974 - Bring a fucking lot. 343 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,323 I thought you'd know that one. 344 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,890 - Nope. 345 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,327 - Look, um, I don't know if you're gonna be cool with this, 346 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:14,070 but fucking, I was like, he'd pissed if I didn't ask, right. 347 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:16,768 - [Murphy] What? 348 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,205 Dude, you mind turning this down, man? 349 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,467 This is fucking annoying. 350 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,904 - [Jordan] Nah, I lost the remote, dope. 351 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,166 - [Murphy] You mind fucking changing 352 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,211 the channel or something? 353 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,082 This is fucking ridiculous. 354 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,867 - [Jordan] Nah, the channel buttons 355 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:28,998 on the TV are broke, too. 356 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,570 - [Murphy] So, by a fucking lot, 357 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:39,922 you mean a full or a half sleeve? 358 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,489 - Give me a full one. 359 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,839 - [TV Announcer] And John says taking it to the corner, 360 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,668 and oh, stolen by Dijo. 361 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,192 Not in my house. 362 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,849 Personally, I think they should just retire this sport, 363 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,198 because there's nobody here that's ever going 364 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,418 to be better at basketball than Dijo, ever. 365 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,249 - Do you ever think Dijo thinks about me? 366 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,163 - [Delivery Man] I don't know, 367 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:03,946 but I know Dijo thinks about me. 368 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,165 - No way. 369 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,689 I'm like the biggest Dijo fan ever. 370 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:08,603 - Second biggest. 371 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,039 I'm the biggest Dijo fan ever. 372 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,999 - No, but you don't understand. 373 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:18,091 I live in a wonderful world. 374 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:18,918 Dijo. 375 00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,052 - Not in my house. 376 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:26,490 [upbeat electronic music] 377 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,320 - Here you go. 378 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,626 You got the money? 379 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:32,844 - Um, see, well, that's the thing. 380 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,760 Uh, right now, little low on funds. 381 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,153 - Why'd you tell me to bring all this shit over? 382 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,981 - I got you. 383 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,287 I'll have those really tonight, 384 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,028 but if you can't wait. 385 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,986 I can do something else right now. 386 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,596 Check this out. 387 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:50,601 I will give you $17.14 in quarters, nickels, and dimes. 388 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:55,563 Two one-dollar bills, 389 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:59,610 a pack of gum, Tornado Hackers on DVD, 390 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,003 this filter for a humidifier 391 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,005 that I found in my dad's closet, 392 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,659 some balloons, 393 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,314 and one bottle of Brogenix testosterone supplement, 394 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,142 practically unused. 395 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,885 Yo, that Brogenix alone is worth like 396 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,932 12 payments of $19.95. 397 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,457 So whatever that adds up to, you is getting it. 398 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:23,069 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan! 399 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,244 Who you talking to? 400 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,854 - I'm not talking to anyone, Dad. 401 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,032 - Your nose is bleeding. 402 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:30,859 - What? 403 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,906 [thudding] 404 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,083 [Dad yelling] 405 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,998 - Yo, I thought you were gonna have some cash. 406 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:42,088 - Nah, man, I'm gonna borrow to get some cash. 407 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,654 Man, you don't want to take that stuff right there. 408 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,960 It's fine. 409 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,179 I'll have your money for you later tonight, 410 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,790 100% guaranteed. 411 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,053 You know, I do a little pushin' on the side myself. 412 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,055 All I got to do is sell a couple seed bags. 413 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,057 Yo, my people front me shit all the time. 414 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,232 Don't worry. 415 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,930 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan! 416 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,628 Are you talking about me? 417 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:01,846 - What, Dad? 418 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,239 I'm talking to a fucking friend. 419 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,155 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan, Jordan! 420 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,157 - I just need to see your dick again. 421 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,985 Come on, Jordan, send me some. 422 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,204 Send me some pictures, please? 423 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,293 Come on, send me some pictures, please? 424 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:18,037 [Dad and Jordan yelling in background] 425 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:34,183 - [Murphy] Is that a fucking baby? 426 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,403 [Dad and Jordan yelling] 427 00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,100 - [Jordan] Everything's cool, fucking chill. 428 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,275 Y'all, man, you ain't gotta worry 429 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,972 about that motherfucker. 430 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,192 He's always like [mumbles]. 431 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,630 It's like, yeah, my dad just took a lot of acid, that's all. 432 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:47,414 - What, right now? 433 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,372 - No, like 20 years ago. 434 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,722 He was homeless for a while, 435 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,159 then he joined the army. 436 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,074 Then he got really into acid. 437 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,075 It's just how he is. 438 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,598 It's best not to piss him off. 439 00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,339 He will literally try to kill you. 440 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:03,082 - All right, I'm gonna call you at eight o'clock. 441 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,128 I'm taking this shit, but I still want that money. 442 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,347 No excuses. 443 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:12,917 Fucking loser. 444 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,138 - Great. 445 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,966 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan! 446 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:21,361 [upbeat electronic music] 447 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,799 ♪ Luxury 448 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:25,974 ♪ Angela 449 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,236 ♪ Glamour 450 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,369 ♪ Angela 451 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,153 ♪ Pretty-fulness 452 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,460 ♪ Angela 453 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:36,506 ♪ Learn how to do it with the best of us ♪ 454 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:41,555 ♪ With the one, the only, Angela ♪ 455 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:49,302 ♪ Angela's Haircut Superstar School ♪ 456 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:54,045 ♪ We're only the not untracked way ♪ 457 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:57,179 ♪ Style hair 458 00:18:57,223 --> 00:19:00,400 ♪ Angela's Haircut Superstar School ♪ 459 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:04,230 ♪ If you're here, you're cool 460 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,014 - [Woman] I've explained it to you four times already. 461 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,798 I don't know how much more simple to make this. 462 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,191 Listen, all we need is baby's DOB, 463 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,280 and then I can set up the appointment for you, 464 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,326 but you can't just walk in here. 465 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,241 - I don't, I don't know what the fuck that is. 466 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,459 - Get off the phone, Janeé. 467 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,161 - Fuck, he's back. 468 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,165 [ominous music and growling] 469 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,470 - Janeé, listen. 470 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,211 Maureen's 12:30 doesn't want any Angela products 471 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,517 in her hair. 472 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,780 So look, I put some dish detergent in a bottle. 473 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,173 Just use that, she'll never know the difference, okay? 474 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,478 - Daphne, listen. 475 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:40,048 I'm so, so, so sorry, but I can't make 476 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,397 the last payment for Angela's Superstar 477 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:42,224 program. - What? 478 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,225 - Oh, no, no, no. 479 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,183 You can't do that. 480 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,575 - Cody's appendix is gonna melt, 481 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,229 and like, it's super retarded. 482 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,448 Like I called all these baby-ologists, 483 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,058 and they're all like, nah, 484 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,625 we won't take him without stupid fucking money. 485 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,888 - Do you have any idea how this is gonna make Angela feel? 486 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,759 Angela has feelings, Janeé. 487 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,239 - Dude, come on. 488 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,894 Look, that guy's come back again, creepin' on. 489 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,679 [he grunts] 490 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:05,378 - Eh, he throws me five bucks just to sit there, 491 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,770 and I don't see a thing wrong with it. 492 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,163 Go deal with the clients. 493 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,909 - [Jordan] No, that's the thing. 494 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,303 You got the cash for that, man? 495 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,608 Dude, I gotta make a run. 496 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:21,220 - Nah, I'll have to get you later with the cash. 497 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,482 - Fuck man. 498 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,180 I haven't even sampled that shit yet. 499 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,399 - It's not that great. 500 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,270 - Yo, well. 501 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,274 I'll let you have it, if you do me a favor. 502 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,580 - What is it? 503 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,364 - Just watch my baby for like five minutes. 504 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,195 - Aw, man, I gotta smoke chenko 505 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,414 and play video games. 506 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:42,676 I can't help you. 507 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,332 - Fuck your video games then. 508 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,639 Get up out of here, man, vamos. 509 00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:54,470 ♪ I fuck you in the face 510 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,341 ♪ I fuck you in the face 511 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,385 ♪ I fuck your skull 512 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:57,734 ♪ And I get in a fucking 513 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,345 ♪ I fuck it in every hole 514 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,389 ♪ Every orifice 515 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,390 ♪ Every orifice 516 00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:02,696 ♪ In your body 517 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,001 ♪ Fuck you in the face with my chenko ♪ 518 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,047 ♪ Stick it in my ass 519 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,440 ♪ Some chenko 520 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:12,358 ♪ Come in my nuts now, out my dick ♪ 521 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,360 [he sighs] 522 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,057 What's that smell? 523 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:20,191 [cellphone vibrates] 524 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:26,589 [baby whimpers] 525 00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:28,548 - Yo, dude. 526 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:29,462 - Man, where are you? 527 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:30,550 You said you would be here 528 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:31,551 an hour ago. - I know, fucking chill. 529 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:34,641 - Wah-wah-wah-wah, wha-wah-wah. 530 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,469 Get over here, now. 531 00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,340 - All right, fucking chill. 532 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:39,385 I'm leaving right now. 533 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:40,211 I'll be right there. 534 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:41,430 - Yeah, sure. 535 00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:42,475 [he sighs] 536 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:43,998 - Fuck. 537 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,174 If everyone just let me get high for two seconds. 538 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,612 [he sighs] 539 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:55,096 [baby cries] 540 00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:57,272 I don't have time for this. 541 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,186 I gotta go. 542 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:02,321 Dad, I need you to watch the baby. 543 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,453 - [Dad] Baby, what baby? 544 00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:06,150 - You never noticed that a baby lives 545 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,544 in your fucking house before? 546 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,285 - Don't fucking curse at me. 547 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,114 [muffled yelling] 548 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,899 - Listen, Dad, just stand there, 549 00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:17,379 and look at the fucking thing. 550 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,250 I'll be back in five minutes. 551 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:22,079 [muffled yelling] 552 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,390 [baby crying] 553 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:33,787 [upbeat electronic music] 554 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,354 - God dammit. 555 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,616 [phone rings] 556 00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:38,095 - Brandenburg Dental, this is Raneé speaking. 557 00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:39,532 How can I help you? 558 00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:40,750 - [Janeé] Dude, it's me. 559 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,404 - Janeé, where the fuck are you right now? 560 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,232 Mom is so fucking pissed. 561 00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:45,625 I know that you killed that baby, didn't you? 562 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:46,669 - No, shut up. 563 00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:47,975 I know what I'm doing. 564 00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,542 I told you I'm not gonna kill him. 565 00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:51,239 Dude, this was a bad idea. 566 00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:53,981 - Bad idea, yeah, just like your life was a bad idea. 567 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,330 - Excuse ma'am. 568 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,419 - Excuse me, I need to tell this bitch off. 569 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,942 Fuck you. 570 00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,467 I am the motherfucking Napoleon of making genius babies. 571 00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:02,511 I know what happened. 572 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:03,338 I can see it now. 573 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,557 Cody's in a dumpster. 574 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,993 You don't even have to apologize. 575 00:23:06,036 --> 00:23:07,429 - No, Cody's not sick or dying 576 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:08,430 or anything like that. 577 00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:09,866 He's doing super fucking awesome. 578 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,302 Thank you for asking, bitch. 579 00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:12,826 - Right. 580 00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:16,003 You know, Michelangelo doesn't have time to get sick. 581 00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:17,134 He wouldn't do that to us. 582 00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:18,875 - Well good for Michelangelo. 583 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,703 - I have a big boy job that I need to get back to. 584 00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:23,402 Why the fuck are you calling me? 585 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:24,707 - I need money. 586 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:25,491 - [Raneé] No. 587 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:26,883 - Dude, come on. 588 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,450 I can't have all this. 589 00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:31,410 Angela's, come on, you know how much this means to me. 590 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:32,889 - How the fuck did you do that? 591 00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:37,111 No, not, still no, not even considering it, 592 00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,417 and don't ask Mom, either. 593 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,722 She hates you forever, goodbye. 594 00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:42,116 - Please, come on, I'll pay you back. 595 00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:42,986 Look, I lied. 596 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:45,249 Cody's super sick, okay? 597 00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:46,033 It sucks. 598 00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:47,469 I got a job with Angela, 599 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:48,775 and this is my shot. 600 00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:50,559 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 601 00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:53,736 - That's sad, Janeé. 602 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:56,435 [dramatic music] 603 00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,524 - Oh my, fucking bitch. 604 00:24:00,613 --> 00:24:03,180 [ominous music] 605 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:06,488 [door creaks] 606 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,272 - Yo, Jordan. 607 00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:09,491 - Yo, what it do? 608 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:10,797 Got here as fast as I could. 609 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,320 You still gonna be able to do this? 610 00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:13,669 - Did you finally get that money. 611 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,497 - Yes, I did. 612 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:18,892 [thudding boom] 613 00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:19,719 - Hold on one second. 614 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:24,680 [change clinks on tray] 615 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:27,640 I don't know where you got this from, 616 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:30,599 but it's not enough. 617 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:31,687 - Shit, man, you sure? 618 00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:33,559 I thought that was a lot of cash. 619 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:36,649 - Oh, there is, but it's mostly ones. 620 00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,651 - What about that discount I was getting? 621 00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:40,653 - Even with your friend discount, 622 00:24:40,696 --> 00:24:42,611 this will cover you about a sixth, at most. 623 00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:46,485 - Okay, well would you maybe do it 624 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,051 in installments, like a sixth now, 625 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:50,532 and then you know, we could do the rest later on? 626 00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,013 - I don't see why not. 627 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,757 All right, so this where you wanted that turkey. 628 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,846 - Yeah, like blam, all about the size 629 00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,674 of my left shoulder there. 630 00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:03,197 - Okay. 631 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,721 And you're sure this is the design you want to do? 632 00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:07,331 You don't want to go with the spider, 633 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:10,247 with big tits, right, a skull, motorcycle. 634 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:12,554 - Spiders are badass, but I'm gonna have 635 00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:14,687 to stick with the baby picture. 636 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,558 Tryin' to win a shitload of chenko 637 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:19,387 from FaceFuka's baby tattoo contest. 638 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:20,910 You know what I'm talkin' about? 639 00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:24,000 Hey, you want to see some pregnant titties? 640 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,264 [females grunting] 641 00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:28,701 - [Janeé] Jordan, are you filming me? 642 00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:29,571 - No, bitch. 643 00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:32,531 Givin' me shit, man. 644 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:33,575 He don't love the baby. 645 00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,359 He never do nothing for it. 646 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,667 I'm like, shit. 647 00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,103 I'll show you how much I love that baby, 648 00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:41,670 fucking bitch. 649 00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:44,455 Get his face burned into my shoulder. 650 00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:45,369 What you goin' to do about that? 651 00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:48,329 - Okay, so you doin' all this, 652 00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:49,852 just to prove to her that you're right, 653 00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,767 and she's wrong, even though she is 654 00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:54,030 probably kind of right. 655 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:55,031 - No. 656 00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:56,511 Man, I know that thing's annoying 657 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:57,773 and expensive as fuck, 658 00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:00,646 but I'm like, fine. 659 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:01,734 I'll let it stick around 660 00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:03,649 as long as you just fucking chill. 661 00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:05,302 - I don't know what you guys are fighting about, 662 00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:07,087 but you don't want to keep a baby. 663 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:09,002 You don't got to keep a baby. 664 00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:09,829 - What do you mean? 665 00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:10,786 - Well, there's ways. 666 00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:12,266 There's people you can call, 667 00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:13,789 people who might be interested in helping you out 668 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,269 with those kind of problems. 669 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:16,705 - Wait. 670 00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:17,532 [dramatic chime] 671 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,402 For real? 672 00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:19,403 - Mm-hmm. 673 00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:20,230 ♪ That hotel near you 674 00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:21,101 ♪ When he dart down 675 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:24,583 [dramatic electronic music] 676 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:28,848 - It's Dijo time. 677 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:36,551 It's Donut time. 678 00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:38,640 Dijo time. 679 00:26:43,036 --> 00:26:43,950 Donut time. 680 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:47,823 Donut time. 681 00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:50,304 [he growls] 682 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:53,350 - Dad? 683 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:00,749 [Dad grunts] 684 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:01,620 - I feel sick. 685 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:02,751 - Look what you did. 686 00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:04,057 I ain't cleaning that up. 687 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,798 Get your big, behemoth ass off the floor, man. 688 00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:06,712 - Who got me sick? 689 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:07,669 Is somebody sick in this house? 690 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:08,931 - Man, I don't know. 691 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,717 Chill, yo. [phone ringing] 692 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,805 Wipe your mouth off. 693 00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:15,634 - Where's all the Robitussin? 694 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,548 You used it to get high, didn't you? 695 00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:20,377 - [Jordan] No, Dad, I don't touch the Robitussin. 696 00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:22,728 - Answer the goddamn phone. 697 00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:24,555 I gotta get some cough medicine. 698 00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:25,774 [phone ringing] 699 00:27:25,818 --> 00:27:27,558 You need anything from the drugstore 700 00:27:27,602 --> 00:27:28,690 while I'm out? 701 00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:29,822 I can get you something if you're sick. 702 00:27:29,865 --> 00:27:31,737 - No, Dad, nobody's sick, just go. 703 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,479 What? 704 00:27:35,523 --> 00:27:36,655 - [Tazel] Hello, there, buddy. 705 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:39,048 This is Tazel from Brogenix. 706 00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:41,094 How you making out with the year supply? 707 00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:45,881 - Yeah, we didn't actually order any of that. 708 00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:49,711 I think someone stole my dad's credit card number. 709 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:50,625 You know what I'm saying? 710 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,279 - [Tazel] Oh, you betcha. 711 00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:55,717 No wonder, I see you made one of the payments by cash here. 712 00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,023 Let me see if I can - Can I talk to you 713 00:27:57,066 --> 00:28:00,200 - some other time, uh, please? - Oh, sure. 714 00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:01,505 - Yo, man, you gotta stop telling 715 00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:03,159 your fat fucking sister about this. 716 00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:05,031 I don't know want to have to karate chop her in the throat. 717 00:28:05,074 --> 00:28:06,597 - What happened to your shoulder? 718 00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:08,643 - Just got a banging new tattoo. 719 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,862 - What'd you get a tattoo of? 720 00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:12,734 - Uh, spiders, 721 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,083 just a lot of work I gotta get done 722 00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:14,867 on it, though. 723 00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:16,825 - Oh, that's gay. 724 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:17,739 - No, man, that ain't gay. 725 00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:20,046 Look, I don't got no baggies, 726 00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:21,047 so I'm gonna break it up here. 727 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:22,831 You both wanted one? 728 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,138 - What kind of chenko is this? 729 00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:25,921 I don't want this dirt. 730 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:27,575 - Shit, son. 731 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:28,881 You don't know what's good. 732 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:32,841 This is 100% pure scorpi-dust, 733 00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:34,582 straight from Peru. 734 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:35,714 - I don't believe you. 735 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:36,715 It's not even that dark. 736 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:37,933 - No, man, look. 737 00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:40,631 It's some of the best chenko I ever smoked. 738 00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:41,545 Check it out. 739 00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:43,330 So you got that 600 bucks? 740 00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:44,374 - Dude, run! 741 00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:47,813 [engine revving] 742 00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:48,857 [bicycle gears click] 743 00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:49,771 - Hey, get back here. 744 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:52,774 [he thuds and groans] 745 00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:59,041 - [Boy] Fuck you, loser. 746 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:04,612 [dramatic electronic music] 747 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:12,794 - Ow. 748 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,709 - Yeah, I'll drop it off, 749 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:15,841 but I'm not doing cash anymore. 750 00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:17,407 I keep getting fucked over. 751 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:19,670 I'm switching over to Zitcoin. 752 00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:20,497 It's just. 753 00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:24,763 [he inhales and coughs] 754 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:30,377 [dramatic electronic music] 755 00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:31,334 - [FaceFuka] Pu-damn. 756 00:29:31,378 --> 00:29:32,945 Getting a baddass tattoo. 757 00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:34,642 Fuck you all. 758 00:29:34,685 --> 00:29:35,774 - [Murphy] Sweet xenu 759 00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:36,992 - Vote for me. 760 00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:39,038 In the FaceFuka baby tattoo contest, 761 00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:40,953 hashtag dontBEaBITCH. 762 00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:42,781 - You got a fucking tattoo. 763 00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:46,828 You got a fucking tattoo. 764 00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,830 You said you were broke. 765 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:55,358 - Look, Janeé, you don't need to call a doctor. 766 00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:56,795 You just need to buy baby aspirin. 767 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:58,927 Pour like half the bottle in his face, 768 00:29:58,971 --> 00:30:00,537 and he'll calm the fuck down. 769 00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:01,364 - Freakin' chill. 770 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:03,453 What am I gonna do? 771 00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:05,368 I'm like freaking out, man. 772 00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:06,717 Look, just please promise me 773 00:30:06,761 --> 00:30:09,546 that you'll call as soon as you get there, okay? 774 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:10,896 - Off the phone, Janeé. 775 00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:12,549 Angela is not happy. 776 00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:13,899 You can't quit the program. 777 00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:14,856 - What do you mean? 778 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,249 - Angela won't allow it. 779 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:18,251 The salon sponsored you for this, 780 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:19,948 and if you don't go, do you know 781 00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:20,819 what Angela's gonna do to me? 782 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:22,995 I have a family, Janeé. 783 00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:25,606 - Dude, I can't pay for it. 784 00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:28,565 - Angela doesn't care, Janeé. 785 00:30:28,609 --> 00:30:30,829 You have to pay, you have to. 786 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,008 - Uh, Janeé. 787 00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:37,226 - Hey. 788 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,575 - Hey, Janeé, uh, 789 00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:40,926 do you know where I can skiz some chenko? 790 00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:43,493 - No, I don't do that shit. 791 00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:47,019 - Oh, damn, I thought maybe your bae was 792 00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:48,498 still dealing seed bags. 793 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:49,891 - Jordan? 794 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,197 No. 795 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,154 - I'll give you $20 if you can score 796 00:30:52,198 --> 00:30:53,460 some fucking chenko today. 797 00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:55,418 Please I'm skeevin, yo. 798 00:30:55,462 --> 00:30:57,072 I can't find shit around here. 799 00:30:58,682 --> 00:30:59,945 - I'm so broke right now. 800 00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:04,863 - You know, you need money. 801 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:09,389 Bundy over there will pay you $500 802 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:12,131 to bend him and call him a little princess 803 00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:13,784 and tickle his butthole. 804 00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:15,612 He tells me like five times a day. 805 00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:17,658 - Um, no. 806 00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:19,921 Um, let me text Jordan. 807 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:21,270 He's literally always got stuff. 808 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:23,794 He can hook you up with some dope-ass chenko. 809 00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:25,231 - Oh, dope. 810 00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:27,798 I will give you that twenty when I am done work. 811 00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:28,930 Thanks, girl. 812 00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:41,029 [phone rings] 813 00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:46,948 - Brandenburg Dental, this is Raneé speaking. 814 00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:48,384 What the fuck do you want? 815 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:52,214 - [Man] Uh, I'll just call back. 816 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,088 [busy signal beeps] 817 00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:57,132 - Angela. 818 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:02,921 Why? 819 00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:09,101 [computer dings] 820 00:32:09,144 --> 00:32:09,928 Givebacks. 821 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,888 - [FaceFuka] Bleed on this, bitch. 822 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,803 Hashtag FaceFuka, Hashtag Chenko4Life. 823 00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:19,676 - [Dad] Jordan, where are you? 824 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,591 - I'm in the bathroom. 825 00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:23,289 I'm gonna fucking stab those kids. 826 00:32:23,332 --> 00:32:24,986 - Jordan! Jordan! 827 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,422 Jordan, where are you? 828 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:28,163 Jordan, where are you? 829 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:29,991 Oh, there you are, Jordan. 830 00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:31,645 You're not gonna believe this. 831 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:34,126 Somebody robbed the VFW this morning. 832 00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:35,997 - Oh, that sucks. 833 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,390 - Some guy came in and ran out the door 834 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:38,695 with one of them charity boxes 835 00:32:38,739 --> 00:32:39,914 for vets with no legs. 836 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,134 What kind of scum would do that? 837 00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:43,352 I'm going over there right now 838 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:44,614 to help them find out who did this. 839 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,053 You can't fool us vets. 840 00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:55,495 - Man, where's that remote? 841 00:32:56,539 --> 00:32:59,151 [dramatic music] 842 00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:06,288 Fuck, I just want one hit of chenko, just one. 843 00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:25,394 [Jordan snorts] 844 00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:27,309 Fuck. 845 00:33:28,658 --> 00:33:32,010 [Jordan coughs and spits] 846 00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:35,143 That's not gonna work. 847 00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:37,580 [Jordan gags] 848 00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:52,204 [Jordan burps] [phone rings] 849 00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:54,771 [fly buzzes] 850 00:33:54,815 --> 00:33:57,078 - [Woman] It's important at the first sign of illness 851 00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:59,298 to administer baby aspirin to your child. 852 00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:01,648 Without baby aspirin, your baby has 853 00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:04,085 a frighteningly higher chance of dying. 854 00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:07,175 100% pure baby aspirin, 855 00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:08,785 it cools their bones 856 00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:11,005 and dulls their sense of awareness, 857 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,224 so there sickness [Jordan burps] 858 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:13,834 starts to melt away [melt away echoes]. 859 00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:16,576 - Yeah? 860 00:34:17,881 --> 00:34:20,188 - [Walter] Jordan, I want that money back. 861 00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:21,494 - Who is this? 862 00:34:21,537 --> 00:34:22,756 - You know damn well who this is. 863 00:34:22,799 --> 00:34:24,540 Don't play games with me, you hamburger. 864 00:34:24,584 --> 00:34:25,672 We know it was you who stole from us. 865 00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:27,108 I'm coming by your house - Fuck you. 866 00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:28,588 - tonight for that money. 867 00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:30,242 You hand it over. 868 00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:32,548 I swear I won't tell your dad or anyone else what happened. 869 00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:34,246 THat's a fair offer. 870 00:34:34,289 --> 00:34:36,900 - How 'bout you give me that other five bucks 871 00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:38,337 you screwed me on this morning, 872 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:39,686 and I won't tell everybody how much 873 00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:42,080 of an old doucher you are. 874 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,823 - [Dee] Don't worry about that chenko later. 875 00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:48,216 I'm good. 876 00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:49,174 - But Dee, come on. 877 00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:50,131 I need that money. 878 00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:51,263 My baby's all sick, he's like-- 879 00:34:51,306 --> 00:34:52,525 - Okay, that's really cute. 880 00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:56,268 You should probably talk to Bundy over there. 881 00:34:56,311 --> 00:34:57,486 He's really not so bad, 882 00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:59,706 takes like 30 seconds. 883 00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:01,360 Helps me pay my rent. 884 00:35:01,403 --> 00:35:02,665 [thudding on door] 885 00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:03,927 - I don't think you realize what is coming 886 00:35:03,971 --> 00:35:05,886 down on you, if you don't surrender it now. 887 00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:09,019 - Whatever, I gotta go. [thudding on door] 888 00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:12,458 [baby crying] [thudding on door] 889 00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:14,199 Oh, what's up, dude. 890 00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:18,290 Yo, I was gonna call you. 891 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,422 I'm sorry that I-- 892 00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:22,250 - That's not gonna work. 893 00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:23,947 Where's my money? 894 00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:25,819 - Um, well, that's the thing. 895 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:28,082 - See, you don't have it, do you? 896 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,431 - Technically, no, I don't. 897 00:35:30,998 --> 00:35:33,522 - And you're not gonna pay me, either, today, are you? 898 00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:34,393 - Probably not. 899 00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:38,179 - Where's my fucking chenko? 900 00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:40,138 [baby crying] 901 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:41,313 - Hey, where you going? 902 00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:42,140 Hey, hey. 903 00:35:43,532 --> 00:35:48,537 [dramatic music] [Bundy grunting] 904 00:35:53,803 --> 00:35:54,848 Get out of here, hey. 905 00:35:54,891 --> 00:35:57,416 Don't touch that. 906 00:35:57,459 --> 00:35:59,679 - I don't like to be fucked with. 907 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:00,462 Where is it? 908 00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:01,768 - I kind of lost it, yo. 909 00:36:01,811 --> 00:36:03,813 - Oh really, you wanna revise your answer? 910 00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:08,862 [Bundy grunting] [hairdressers mumbling] 911 00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:10,777 - I told you, I fucking lost it. 912 00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:12,300 I don't have it, dude. 913 00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:14,259 Fuck the ass, dude, I don't have it. 914 00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:16,217 - Well, where did it go? 915 00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:18,176 Two zinolas of chenko does not just vanish 916 00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,220 into thin fucking air. 917 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:20,961 [baby crying and screaming] 918 00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:21,962 - I was robbed, yo, 919 00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:23,833 by little fucking bikers, dude. 920 00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:25,095 [Bundy munches and grunts] 921 00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:26,358 Look, yeah, I don't have your cash right now, 922 00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:27,881 but maybe, maybe we can make a deal 923 00:36:27,924 --> 00:36:29,970 for something else? [Bundy munches and grunts] 924 00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:35,018 - Um, uh, hey there. [Bundy retches] 925 00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,108 - You buy some pills? 926 00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:39,545 - Wait, don't take that. 927 00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:40,807 That's my dad's anti-acid flashback medicine. 928 00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:42,287 There's so much acid still in his spine 929 00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:43,679 if he doesn't take it, 930 00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:45,812 he gets really bad trips, like all day long. 931 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:48,336 Seriously, you can have anything else but that. 932 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:49,946 Come on, man. 933 00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,383 There's other valuable shit in here you could take. 934 00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:52,601 - What the fuck? 935 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:55,778 - Uh, dude, are you okay? 936 00:37:01,306 --> 00:37:03,133 - Whoa, excuse me, buddy. 937 00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:04,961 You can't die in here. 938 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:07,268 - I don't care. 939 00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:08,487 Take the baby. 940 00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:09,357 Yeah, you want it? 941 00:37:09,401 --> 00:37:10,663 It's yours. 942 00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:12,447 I hear you can get like five grand 943 00:37:12,491 --> 00:37:14,232 for a fresh baby on eBay. 944 00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:15,798 Just sell it, and with the money I owe you, 945 00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:17,931 you can toss me like an extra two onions 946 00:37:17,974 --> 00:37:19,280 and we'll call it even, yo. 947 00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:21,195 - I'm not taking your fucking kid. 948 00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:24,764 [baby crying] 949 00:37:34,121 --> 00:37:36,428 Don't ever call me again, you sick piece of shit. 950 00:37:38,604 --> 00:37:41,911 - Fuck off, Stephanie, where did you come from? 951 00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:45,393 - Oh my, seriously, 952 00:37:45,437 --> 00:37:47,308 did you just try to fucking do 953 00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:48,396 what I think you fucking did? 954 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,006 - No, Stephanie, I didn't. 955 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,313 - [Stephanie] Wait until Janeé finds out about this. 956 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:53,575 - [Clerk] Can I help you? 957 00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:55,360 - Hi, uh, do you have any baby aspirin? 958 00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:56,709 - Yeah, sure. 959 00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:57,840 - I'm taking Cody with me. 960 00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,973 He is not safe with you here. 961 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:00,887 - What are you doing? 962 00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:02,236 Isn't that like baby-napping 963 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,324 or something? - Call the cops. 964 00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:04,369 - I don't give a fuck. 965 00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:05,631 - Fine, you need a fucking baby. 966 00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:08,242 I didn't realize you teach all day long. 967 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,635 Whoa, you can't take my baby. 968 00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:12,420 You fat bitch, I already fucking got you pregnant 969 00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:13,421 and gave you a baby. 970 00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:14,727 I wanted to keep that one. 971 00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:15,510 Hey. 972 00:38:16,772 --> 00:38:18,296 What the fuck it. 973 00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:21,864 [dramatic music] 974 00:38:23,953 --> 00:38:25,215 [Bundy grunts] [hairdressers mumble] 975 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:26,347 - Tell her she's got the salami. 976 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:28,958 I'm not talking to her again. 977 00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:35,400 [gentle electronic music] [TV mumbles in background] 978 00:38:39,491 --> 00:38:42,320 - I thought we had a good thing going here, Jordan. 979 00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:43,321 I'm just sittin' here all alone, 980 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,018 snorting some chenko, 981 00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:46,367 thinking of you. 982 00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:50,284 - Chenko. 983 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,067 - Fuck, yeah it is. 984 00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:53,156 I got some chen', chen'. 985 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,289 Keep showin' me that dick, 986 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,943 and I'll bring your ass some. 987 00:38:58,553 --> 00:39:01,339 - [Man on TV] About 13 minutes. 988 00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:03,428 [camera clicks] 989 00:39:03,471 --> 00:39:05,647 - Scorpion chain don't make it no bigger. 990 00:39:05,691 --> 00:39:08,215 Dangle this bad boy next to my dick. 991 00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:09,651 She'll love it. 992 00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:10,783 [car horn honks] 993 00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:12,567 Fuck is it now, man? 994 00:39:12,611 --> 00:39:15,527 [car horn honks] 995 00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:18,181 - It's all right. 996 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:19,922 Jordan. 997 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:23,404 [Donut thuds and grunts] 998 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:25,232 Guess what I just got, 999 00:39:25,275 --> 00:39:27,539 just like her cash. 1000 00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:28,366 - I don't know, Donut. 1001 00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:29,802 I don't fucking care. 1002 00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:32,413 - I just got diabetes, which now I got this pill 1003 00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,633 that's like making me shit like a lot, which means more 1004 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:35,938 [belly rumbles]. - No, I been trying to hit you 1005 00:39:35,982 --> 00:39:36,852 all the [sniffs]. - up for chenko 1006 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:37,636 - all fucking day, man. 1007 00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:39,246 Where the fuck you been? 1008 00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:41,291 [Jordan retches] [Donut sniffs] 1009 00:39:41,335 --> 00:39:42,554 Did you just reach inside your belly button 1010 00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,033 and smell the shit that was inside? 1011 00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:46,949 - Oh, yes, so gross. 1012 00:39:46,993 --> 00:39:47,733 - What the fuck is wrong with you, Donut? 1013 00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:48,473 Get off my lawn. 1014 00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:49,778 I'm going back inside. 1015 00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,476 You don't want to help me get some chenko? 1016 00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:52,520 Eat a dick, then. 1017 00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:54,435 - Wait, come on, I ... 1018 00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:56,611 I got chenko. [dramatic thudding music] 1019 00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:57,830 We can snort some lines, 1020 00:39:57,873 --> 00:40:00,180 and like eat some BaDingos. 1021 00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:01,747 - Chenko. 1022 00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:05,141 - [Voices] Yeah, let's get some food up in this bitch. 1023 00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:07,448 - Dang, yo, start that shit up. 1024 00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:10,886 Get in the fucking car, man. [Donut grunts and retches] 1025 00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:13,541 You run over a skunk, bro? 1026 00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:14,847 - [Donut] I'm just gonna have, yo, 1027 00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:16,501 you gonna have some wings on the way? 1028 00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:17,850 No, you cannot have any wings. 1029 00:40:17,893 --> 00:40:21,593 [Donut munches and grunts] 1030 00:40:22,594 --> 00:40:25,335 - Yo, where the fuck your chenko at, yo? 1031 00:40:25,379 --> 00:40:26,554 - Right there [munches]. 1032 00:40:26,598 --> 00:40:27,729 - Come on, I ain't been out all day. 1033 00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:29,601 I just need to do a hit real quick. 1034 00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:32,517 This is a bomb, fucking chenko, yo. 1035 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,649 We're gonna get so fucking high, man. 1036 00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:39,524 [dramatic electronic music] 1037 00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:43,615 - Man, you look fine. 1038 00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:45,355 - I know [giggles]. 1039 00:40:45,399 --> 00:40:46,313 - God. 1040 00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:47,662 - It smells like tree bark. 1041 00:40:47,706 --> 00:40:49,185 - Who the fuck is calling me? 1042 00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:52,362 [ringing electronic music] 1043 00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:53,146 - Yo, give me a hit. 1044 00:40:53,189 --> 00:40:53,929 - Who the fuck you are? 1045 00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:54,974 I'll fix up my own bong. 1046 00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:56,628 - Janeé, you better thank me. 1047 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:57,846 I just got off the phone with that cuntoid, Angela, 1048 00:40:57,890 --> 00:40:59,587 and you know what she just said to me? 1049 00:40:59,631 --> 00:41:01,241 What is it with you and the phone? 1050 00:41:01,284 --> 00:41:02,938 Can't anyone around here stop the texting 1051 00:41:02,982 --> 00:41:03,896 for two seconds? 1052 00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:08,117 - Nah, I better stick it up my asshole. 1053 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,729 Work way faster. - As long I've been sending 1054 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:13,122 - girls to Angela's Superstar School, 1055 00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:15,037 I've never seen them make any exceptions 1056 00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:16,648 for anybody, ever. 1057 00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:18,693 - Whoa, you can't take off bump-bump while I'm driving. 1058 00:41:18,737 --> 00:41:19,781 - It's cool, yo. 1059 00:41:19,825 --> 00:41:21,087 I haven't chenkoed all day. 1060 00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:22,610 I'm just trying to get really fucking high. 1061 00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:24,090 - [Daphne] But I told them about your dumb ass 1062 00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:26,614 and that sick baby of yours at home. 1063 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:29,530 God dammit, would you just answer that already? 1064 00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:30,749 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, stop, stop. 1065 00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:32,533 Put your ass away. 1066 00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,753 There's a cop right over there. 1067 00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,624 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1068 00:41:36,668 --> 00:41:37,886 [thudding] 1069 00:41:37,930 --> 00:41:38,800 - I'm sorry, it's my friend, Stephanie. 1070 00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:39,540 I don't know what she wants. 1071 00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:40,585 What did they say? 1072 00:41:40,628 --> 00:41:41,803 - Two hours. 1073 00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:43,544 Angela promised to not break your legs 1074 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:44,806 and give you an extension 1075 00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:47,069 on the last payment for two hours. 1076 00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:48,549 [Donut yells] 1077 00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:49,768 - Fucking chill already, fuck. 1078 00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:51,030 - You're still in it for now, honey, 1079 00:41:51,073 --> 00:41:52,771 but don't make me look like a chump. 1080 00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:55,556 - What? 1081 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,644 What do you want? 1082 00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:57,689 - I'm gonna eat so much food, 1083 00:41:57,732 --> 00:42:00,648 and then I'm gonna shit so much. 1084 00:42:00,692 --> 00:42:03,651 I wonder what we should get. 1085 00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:05,218 We should split some Scuzzers. 1086 00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:07,002 - I ain't got no money. 1087 00:42:07,046 --> 00:42:10,397 - Shit, I ain't buying you nothing, you bitch. 1088 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,574 [he grunts and retches] 1089 00:42:19,145 --> 00:42:20,625 - He's gonna die. 1090 00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:24,629 Chenko time, motherfucker. 1091 00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:28,067 [upbeat electronic music] 1092 00:42:31,374 --> 00:42:34,116 - [Donut] Can I get four Dijo buckets, 1093 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,641 six orders of Buffalo Choppers, 1094 00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:38,251 three Scuzzers, 1095 00:42:38,294 --> 00:42:39,861 a BaDingo burger. 1096 00:42:39,905 --> 00:42:41,820 - Sure, is this family-sized? 1097 00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:42,734 - No, just for me. 1098 00:42:43,952 --> 00:42:46,389 - Ooh, we can take a little more. 1099 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:50,002 [dramatic electronic music] 1100 00:42:54,006 --> 00:42:56,356 - [Clerk] Yeah, we can add some M&M'S on that. 1101 00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,141 [dramatic electronic music] 1102 00:42:59,185 --> 00:43:00,708 - Dijo. 1103 00:43:00,752 --> 00:43:02,405 - Fuck, fuck, where the fuck. 1104 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:03,232 Fuck. 1105 00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:07,497 - Um, do you actually have any breakfast cereal as well? 1106 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,977 - Um, yeah, we do actually. 1107 00:43:10,196 --> 00:43:11,893 [Jordan yells] 1108 00:43:11,937 --> 00:43:12,807 - Oh shit. 1109 00:43:12,851 --> 00:43:15,593 [Jordan yells] 1110 00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:23,905 - Well, my dude [grunts and groans]. 1111 00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:27,692 [Jordan grunts and groans] 1112 00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:31,391 - Fuck it, still got time for a hit. 1113 00:43:31,434 --> 00:43:32,958 He's moving at Brontosaurus speed. 1114 00:43:34,655 --> 00:43:35,874 - Dijo, my man. 1115 00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:39,529 [Jordan sneezes] 1116 00:43:39,573 --> 00:43:42,141 [Jordan groans] 1117 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:47,886 [Donut growls] 1118 00:43:47,929 --> 00:43:51,759 [dramatic electronic music] 1119 00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:59,201 [Donut burps and groans] 1120 00:44:01,290 --> 00:44:04,642 Holy shit, what the fuck happened, Jordan? 1121 00:44:07,732 --> 00:44:10,517 Were you trying to steal my chenko? 1122 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,344 - Uh, no. 1123 00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:16,131 - [Woman] On behalf of child services, 1124 00:44:16,175 --> 00:44:17,655 I'd like to thank you for reporting 1125 00:44:17,698 --> 00:44:19,700 the baby found in the dumpster earlier. 1126 00:44:19,744 --> 00:44:21,746 We take dumpster babies very seriously 1127 00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:23,356 here at child services. 1128 00:44:23,399 --> 00:44:25,837 We're gonna go ahead and launch a full investigation, okay? 1129 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,055 - Amazing. 1130 00:44:27,099 --> 00:44:28,361 - [Woman] Do you have any idea 1131 00:44:28,404 --> 00:44:29,144 where the mother might be located? 1132 00:44:29,188 --> 00:44:30,668 - Um, yeah. 1133 00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:33,627 I've got that for you right here. 1134 00:44:35,368 --> 00:44:38,937 [dramatic electronic music] 1135 00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:56,171 - Roger, Jengo 17, we got some potential 1136 00:44:56,215 --> 00:44:59,392 shit bags on bicycles in the woods on Chester. 1137 00:44:59,435 --> 00:45:01,263 I'm gonna go see what these guys are doing. 1138 00:45:01,307 --> 00:45:02,482 - [Dispatch] Roger that, Choner. 1139 00:45:02,525 --> 00:45:03,831 - Give me some fucking c-bags, yo. 1140 00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:04,702 - What you, what are you like eight? 1141 00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:06,007 Where's your money, kid? 1142 00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:07,661 - Don't fucking move. 1143 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:10,882 Don't fucking move, shot. [gun fires] 1144 00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:15,147 - [Dispatch] Choner, we got reports of gunshots 1145 00:45:15,190 --> 00:45:16,844 fired in your vicinity. 1146 00:45:16,888 --> 00:45:18,411 Please respond. 1147 00:45:18,454 --> 00:45:21,414 - 17, yeah I just got attacked by a group of boys 1148 00:45:21,457 --> 00:45:22,763 high on chenko. 1149 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:24,025 - [Dispatch] Are you in danger? 1150 00:45:24,069 --> 00:45:24,591 - Yes, I'm fearing for my life right now. 1151 00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:25,853 Oh, shit. 1152 00:45:25,897 --> 00:45:30,553 [ominous electronic music] [gun cocks] 1153 00:45:40,868 --> 00:45:42,000 You're gonna tell me exactly where you got 1154 00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:43,784 this fucking chenko from, 1155 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:46,047 or else I'm gonna stick so many things up your fucking ass, 1156 00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:48,615 you're gonna bleeding for a month. 1157 00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:49,877 I have every size nightstick 1158 00:45:49,921 --> 00:45:51,879 in the trunk of my police car. 1159 00:45:51,923 --> 00:45:54,490 Some are black, some are white, 1160 00:45:54,534 --> 00:45:57,015 some are even Asian, which you might even enjoy. 1161 00:45:57,842 --> 00:45:59,757 Let me tell you something. 1162 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:00,670 You are not gonna enjoy 1163 00:46:00,714 --> 00:46:01,933 when I put the black one in. 1164 00:46:04,152 --> 00:46:06,589 - Dude, don't I have the right remain silent? 1165 00:46:06,633 --> 00:46:07,416 - What? 1166 00:46:09,027 --> 00:46:10,158 No. - Okay. 1167 00:46:11,943 --> 00:46:14,859 - Uh, well. 1168 00:46:16,861 --> 00:46:20,821 [dramatic electronic music] 1169 00:46:20,865 --> 00:46:24,433 [car brakes squeal] 1170 00:46:24,477 --> 00:46:25,826 - Told you, it's not my fault, man. 1171 00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:28,133 Couldn't find a tissue or nothing in your car. 1172 00:46:28,176 --> 00:46:29,874 You need to keep some napkins around. 1173 00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:31,658 Besides, what's the big deal? 1174 00:46:31,701 --> 00:46:32,964 You told me it only cost five bucks. 1175 00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:34,182 - Doesn't mean I want you to get 1176 00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:36,794 nosebleed city on my shit. 1177 00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:38,621 - Man, I'll clean it up, I promise. 1178 00:46:38,665 --> 00:46:39,622 - Well, then go do it then, 1179 00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:41,233 you bloody nose havin' bitch. 1180 00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:42,495 - Let's just go get high first, 1181 00:46:42,538 --> 00:46:43,844 then I'll wipe down all the blood 1182 00:46:43,888 --> 00:46:44,889 and vacuum the whole thing. 1183 00:46:44,932 --> 00:46:45,890 Come on, please. 1184 00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:48,370 Just let me do one hit, Donut. 1185 00:46:50,068 --> 00:46:52,984 - [Dad] Jordan, do you know where the pills are? 1186 00:46:53,027 --> 00:46:56,465 - No, Dad, I didn't open anything. 1187 00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:57,597 - Oh, there you are. 1188 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,034 Jordan, have you seen my pills? 1189 00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:01,296 I can't find them. 1190 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:02,820 - No, Dad, I don't know who took your pills. 1191 00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:04,778 - They were right here, 1192 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:05,953 and they're gone again. 1193 00:47:05,997 --> 00:47:09,130 Jordan, remember where I put them. 1194 00:47:09,174 --> 00:47:10,566 - I don't know, did you look in the bathroom? 1195 00:47:10,610 --> 00:47:11,829 - Bathroom? 1196 00:47:11,872 --> 00:47:14,744 I don't put my pills in the bathroom. 1197 00:47:14,788 --> 00:47:16,746 - You got five minutes. 1198 00:47:16,790 --> 00:47:17,660 - Five minutes til what? 1199 00:47:17,704 --> 00:47:18,444 - Five minute to pay us back, 1200 00:47:18,487 --> 00:47:19,358 or we'll tell your dad, 1201 00:47:19,401 --> 00:47:20,663 and we'll all whoop you good. 1202 00:47:20,707 --> 00:47:21,969 - Man, I give you five minutes 1203 00:47:22,013 --> 00:47:22,840 to get the fuck out my face. 1204 00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:24,537 I ain't stole shit. 1205 00:47:24,580 --> 00:47:26,844 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan, get in here. 1206 00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:28,019 Where else can I look? 1207 00:47:28,062 --> 00:47:29,847 - I'm not screwing around here, you lizard. 1208 00:47:29,890 --> 00:47:31,892 You first Peruvian war vet right here. 1209 00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:34,068 I can smell the lies on your breath. 1210 00:47:34,112 --> 00:47:35,722 [dramatic electronic music] 1211 00:47:35,765 --> 00:47:37,680 [door slams] 1212 00:47:37,724 --> 00:47:39,378 - Fucking asshole. - Hey! 1213 00:47:39,421 --> 00:47:40,683 - What are you doing home? 1214 00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:42,250 Ain't you supposed to be working overtime? 1215 00:47:42,294 --> 00:47:44,905 - [Dad] Jordan, I don't have my pills. 1216 00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:46,820 You gotta help me find them. 1217 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:47,865 - I don't know, Dad. 1218 00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:49,301 I cannot look right now. 1219 00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:50,693 - I came home as soon as Stephanie told me what you did. 1220 00:47:50,737 --> 00:47:53,261 This is the worst possible fucking thing 1221 00:47:53,305 --> 00:47:54,915 you could've done, Jordan. 1222 00:47:54,959 --> 00:47:56,264 - Who the fuck [screams]. - Don't be so loud. 1223 00:47:56,308 --> 00:47:57,918 - Just fucking chill, okay? 1224 00:47:57,962 --> 00:47:59,485 - No, I'm done chilling. 1225 00:47:59,528 --> 00:48:01,052 I'm done fucking chilling. - I need my pill now. 1226 00:48:01,095 --> 00:48:02,444 - Whatever Stephanie said [Dad cries] 1227 00:48:02,488 --> 00:48:03,837 she saw was a total. 1228 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,099 I didn't try to sell anything. 1229 00:48:05,143 --> 00:48:07,275 She's wrong, I swear, I wouldn't do that. 1230 00:48:07,319 --> 00:48:09,147 - Time's up, Jordan. 1231 00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:10,670 Is there something you want to tell your dad? 1232 00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:13,412 - What, no, man. [door thudding] 1233 00:48:13,455 --> 00:48:16,981 - [Dad] Jordan, [yells and cries]. 1234 00:48:17,024 --> 00:48:17,851 [dramatic electronic music] 1235 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,157 - That's the guy. 1236 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,462 That's him right there. 1237 00:48:20,506 --> 00:48:21,376 - I just caught this kid smoking chenko 1238 00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:22,900 in the middle of the woods. 1239 00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:23,901 He said it was you who sold it to him. 1240 00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:25,424 Is that true? - No, Officer. 1241 00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:27,469 - I don't know who this little fucking doucher is. 1242 00:48:27,513 --> 00:48:29,384 - Are you sure it's this fucking dickhole? 1243 00:48:29,428 --> 00:48:30,690 - Yeah. 1244 00:48:30,733 --> 00:48:31,430 - Put your hands up against the wall. 1245 00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:33,258 Come on, turn around. 1246 00:48:33,301 --> 00:48:34,999 I coulda just smelled the chenko on you. 1247 00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:36,696 We'll go wrist deep in your fucking ass. 1248 00:48:36,739 --> 00:48:39,612 - No, Dad, no one's here, man. 1249 00:48:39,655 --> 00:48:41,701 I didn't sell shit to them little kids, man. 1250 00:48:41,744 --> 00:48:44,356 Whatever they told you is not fucking true, all right? 1251 00:48:44,399 --> 00:48:46,227 - Somehow, you're clean, which is a miracle, 1252 00:48:46,271 --> 00:48:47,533 just looking at your dirty ass, 1253 00:48:47,576 --> 00:48:49,317 but now I gotta search the premises. 1254 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,539 [toilet gurgles] 1255 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:56,890 - Oh, come on, Jordan, 1256 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:58,936 you never plugged up this thing. 1257 00:48:58,979 --> 00:49:02,461 [dramatic electronic music] 1258 00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:08,336 [computer beeping] 1259 00:49:14,038 --> 00:49:14,952 - What is this? 1260 00:49:16,388 --> 00:49:19,130 - Uh, yeah, that's uh, one of those things, 1261 00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:21,001 uh, what you call? 1262 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:22,002 - Chenko pipe? 1263 00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:23,264 - Nah, that's not it. 1264 00:49:25,092 --> 00:49:28,487 [upbeat electronic music] 1265 00:49:29,618 --> 00:49:31,969 - I don't even know what to think. 1266 00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:33,927 You have more chenko memorabilia 1267 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,016 than I have ever seen in my entire life. 1268 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:38,062 Yet you say no to drugs. [Dad crying] 1269 00:49:38,105 --> 00:49:39,672 [door slams] 1270 00:49:39,715 --> 00:49:41,761 You got some fucking balls. [Dad yelling and crying] 1271 00:49:41,804 --> 00:49:44,807 - There's something I need to tell you. 1272 00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:47,158 - Fuck, mother fuck, bitch. 1273 00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:54,165 - Ah, help me, [cries and yells]. 1274 00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:57,429 - Hey, you know how dangerous a drug like chenko is? 1275 00:49:57,472 --> 00:49:58,560 I'll tell you. 1276 00:49:58,604 --> 00:49:59,474 I've seen it myself. 1277 00:49:59,518 --> 00:50:01,041 It puts holes in your dick. 1278 00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:03,870 - Oh my God, I'm stuck. 1279 00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:07,613 [Dad cries and yells] 1280 00:50:07,656 --> 00:50:11,225 - Stop [yells and cries]. 1281 00:50:11,269 --> 00:50:12,357 - Who's here? 1282 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,054 I don't see anybody. 1283 00:50:14,098 --> 00:50:15,099 - Hold on, I'll be right back. 1284 00:50:15,142 --> 00:50:16,143 I'm not goin' far. 1285 00:50:16,187 --> 00:50:18,058 Just stay here for him. 1286 00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:21,322 - Don't leave me with him. 1287 00:50:21,366 --> 00:50:22,628 - I don't wanna hear you try to pull 1288 00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:23,368 some shit to get back at that kid, either. 1289 00:50:23,411 --> 00:50:24,195 You understand me? 1290 00:50:24,238 --> 00:50:25,718 - Yeah, is that it? 1291 00:50:25,761 --> 00:50:27,241 - Excuse me, Officer, 1292 00:50:27,285 --> 00:50:28,155 but there's something I need to discuss with you. 1293 00:50:28,199 --> 00:50:29,069 - No, there isn't. 1294 00:50:29,113 --> 00:50:31,376 Shut the fuck up, Walter. 1295 00:50:31,419 --> 00:50:32,899 - What is it? 1296 00:50:32,942 --> 00:50:34,161 - I'm a have to, kid. 1297 00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:39,036 [dramatic electronic music] [yelling] 1298 00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:41,429 - [Jordan] You didn't give me a chance. 1299 00:50:41,473 --> 00:50:42,952 - This man. [Dad yells] 1300 00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:44,041 committed a crime. 1301 00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:45,520 [Donut yells] 1302 00:50:45,564 --> 00:50:46,391 - Jesus Christ, what now? 1303 00:50:46,434 --> 00:50:47,696 - Would you help me? 1304 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:50,047 [Donut thuds] 1305 00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:55,356 - Who the hell are you? 1306 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,923 - Help me [yells]. - Donut. 1307 00:50:56,966 --> 00:50:59,056 [Dad yells] 1308 00:51:01,971 --> 00:51:04,148 [Dad chomps] 1309 00:51:04,191 --> 00:51:06,106 [dramatic electronic music] 1310 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:08,195 - Fuck, that's assault on an officer. 1311 00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:09,066 You're under arrest, you fucking fat fuck. 1312 00:51:11,590 --> 00:51:12,721 What happened to you, raisin man? 1313 00:51:12,765 --> 00:51:14,680 Did he do that to you? 1314 00:51:14,723 --> 00:51:17,117 Okay, that's double aggravated assault. 1315 00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:19,598 You're under arrest, you fat fuck. 1316 00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:21,121 Get up. [Dad yells and cries] 1317 00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:22,383 Come on, you fucking cannibal, let's go. 1318 00:51:22,427 --> 00:51:25,343 Come on, you fucking fat piece of shit. 1319 00:51:25,386 --> 00:51:28,172 - Wait, Officer, I wanted to tell you something. 1320 00:51:28,215 --> 00:51:29,477 - Look, come down to the station 1321 00:51:29,521 --> 00:51:31,131 if you want to file a report. 1322 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:32,828 I gotta take care of this knuckle, hey, hey, come on! 1323 00:51:32,872 --> 00:51:33,829 - You don't know what this kid did to me. 1324 00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:35,048 - Let's go, close the door. 1325 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,310 [yelling] 1326 00:51:36,354 --> 00:51:39,096 - [Walter] You don't know how bad he is. 1327 00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:40,967 - See you later, Jordan, I gotta go. 1328 00:51:41,010 --> 00:51:41,750 - Donut. 1329 00:51:41,794 --> 00:51:42,534 - [Donut] What? 1330 00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:44,013 - Can I eat your wings? 1331 00:51:44,057 --> 00:51:44,971 - No. 1332 00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:46,668 - But Officer, we use that money 1333 00:51:46,712 --> 00:51:49,106 to buy wounded vets prosthetic limbs. 1334 00:51:49,149 --> 00:51:52,370 - Look, I told you, I don't give a shit. 1335 00:51:52,413 --> 00:51:53,893 Hey. 1336 00:51:53,936 --> 00:51:55,286 Where you going? 1337 00:51:55,329 --> 00:51:56,113 - Uh, uh, uh. 1338 00:51:57,984 --> 00:51:59,072 - What the fuck is this? 1339 00:52:01,422 --> 00:52:04,164 - He got a nosebleed. 1340 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,383 Don't take my car, please. 1341 00:52:05,426 --> 00:52:07,167 Jordan, Jordan, please. 1342 00:52:07,211 --> 00:52:09,126 Jordan, Jordan, please. 1343 00:52:09,169 --> 00:52:10,170 - I gotta run these plates. 1344 00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:11,128 - [Donut] Oh come on, I just-- 1345 00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:13,434 - Shut the fuck up, don't move. 1346 00:52:13,478 --> 00:52:14,261 - Jordan! 1347 00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:19,875 [door slams] 1348 00:52:19,919 --> 00:52:20,702 - Whatever. 1349 00:52:25,664 --> 00:52:29,233 [dramatic electronic music] 1350 00:52:35,630 --> 00:52:37,893 [Jordan sighs] 1351 00:52:37,937 --> 00:52:41,027 Why the fuck are you such a shitty fucking nose? 1352 00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:44,204 - Jordan, I'm comin' over right now. 1353 00:52:44,248 --> 00:52:46,032 My vagina's on fire, 1354 00:52:46,075 --> 00:52:47,381 and you gotta help me put it out. 1355 00:52:47,425 --> 00:52:49,209 I'm comin' right now, Jordan, right now. 1356 00:52:49,253 --> 00:52:52,386 [luggage thudding] 1357 00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:56,782 - You're such an asshole. 1358 00:52:56,825 --> 00:52:58,175 - What? 1359 00:52:58,218 --> 00:52:59,132 What'd I do? 1360 00:52:59,176 --> 00:52:59,915 - You know you fucking did. 1361 00:52:59,959 --> 00:53:01,221 - Oh the baby thing? 1362 00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:02,614 Come on. 1363 00:53:02,657 --> 00:53:03,658 You're gonna believe Stephanie? 1364 00:53:03,702 --> 00:53:04,920 She got it all wrong. 1365 00:53:04,964 --> 00:53:06,270 He asked me to sell it, 1366 00:53:06,313 --> 00:53:08,315 and I was like no, no way, 1367 00:53:08,359 --> 00:53:09,925 not in a million years, man. 1368 00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:11,362 That's my baby boy. 1369 00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:12,798 - Really? 1370 00:53:12,841 --> 00:53:15,148 You didn't try to sell him? 1371 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,410 - No. 1372 00:53:16,454 --> 00:53:17,803 I would never do that, come on. 1373 00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:19,979 - But give it, why was there even a guy here? 1374 00:53:20,022 --> 00:53:21,241 You were supposed to be watching Cody, 1375 00:53:21,285 --> 00:53:23,330 not fucking with your friend. 1376 00:53:23,374 --> 00:53:24,853 - I know, I wasn't gonna say anything, 1377 00:53:24,897 --> 00:53:27,813 but he was only here cause he was trying to sell me 1378 00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:30,903 some off the market baby medicine. 1379 00:53:30,946 --> 00:53:32,383 They got this dope shit that 1380 00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:34,298 the government won't let you have, 1381 00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:36,343 curing babies left and right of all kinds 1382 00:53:36,387 --> 00:53:38,258 of fucked-up diseases only you don't hear about it 1383 00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:39,955 because it's super underground, man. 1384 00:53:39,999 --> 00:53:41,305 - Really? 1385 00:53:41,348 --> 00:53:42,610 Well, I don't know about that. 1386 00:53:42,654 --> 00:53:43,524 Did you get some? 1387 00:53:43,568 --> 00:53:44,438 - No, yeah, he actually came 1388 00:53:44,482 --> 00:53:45,657 and tried to rob me, 1389 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:47,659 but all he got off with was the microwave. 1390 00:53:48,921 --> 00:53:51,315 - Seriously, Jordan, you didn't need to do that. 1391 00:53:51,358 --> 00:53:52,272 - Well, hey. 1392 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:53,578 That's my baby boy. 1393 00:53:53,621 --> 00:53:56,145 I'll risk myself like that for him. 1394 00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:57,799 Look, I was gonna try and surprise you, 1395 00:53:57,843 --> 00:53:59,323 but I might as well show you now. 1396 00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,891 You think I don't love that baby? 1397 00:54:02,935 --> 00:54:03,892 Check this out. 1398 00:54:05,546 --> 00:54:08,984 I'm getting his fucking face tattooed on my fucking back. 1399 00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:10,116 - Shit, Jordan. 1400 00:54:10,159 --> 00:54:12,161 How much did you spend on that? 1401 00:54:12,205 --> 00:54:13,337 Don't you think we coulda put that money 1402 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:14,642 towards something a little better? 1403 00:54:14,686 --> 00:54:16,122 - No, what's a better way to show you 1404 00:54:16,165 --> 00:54:17,471 how much I love my baby boy, 1405 00:54:17,515 --> 00:54:19,299 and how wrong you were that I didn't. 1406 00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:20,387 There isn't one. 1407 00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:22,389 - Okay, I didn't tell you, 1408 00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:26,741 but Daphne got me into Angela's Haircut Superstar classes. 1409 00:54:26,785 --> 00:54:28,569 If you do this, you get all certified to cut 1410 00:54:28,613 --> 00:54:30,702 people's hair, and I think it would be 1411 00:54:30,745 --> 00:54:32,312 really good for us, you know, 1412 00:54:33,357 --> 00:54:35,228 to help pay for Cody? 1413 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:38,318 Hairstylists make mad loot. 1414 00:54:38,362 --> 00:54:39,363 - Oh. 1415 00:54:39,406 --> 00:54:40,451 - Yeah. 1416 00:54:40,494 --> 00:54:41,321 I really only needed a little bit 1417 00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:43,192 more money to get in, so, 1418 00:54:43,236 --> 00:54:45,412 maybe you could go back to your tattoo guy 1419 00:54:45,456 --> 00:54:46,935 and tell him you don't want the rest of it, 1420 00:54:46,979 --> 00:54:48,807 and we could put that money 1421 00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:52,811 towards something else, like me, myself, 1422 00:54:52,854 --> 00:54:55,204 and my haircut classes. 1423 00:54:55,248 --> 00:54:56,031 - All right. 1424 00:54:58,382 --> 00:54:59,687 I'll do it. 1425 00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:01,036 - Fucking Jordan, why can't you just 1426 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,342 not fuck up for once? 1427 00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:03,604 - Man, how'd I fuck up? 1428 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:04,997 I already explained to you what happened? 1429 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,128 It's not my fault Stephanie came 1430 00:55:06,172 --> 00:55:07,391 and stole our baby. 1431 00:55:08,479 --> 00:55:10,176 - Oh my, oh yeah, we, we gotta go over there 1432 00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:11,830 and get him back. 1433 00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:15,224 I don't want Cody to forget my face. 1434 00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:17,401 I mean, how are you gonna sell a baby? 1435 00:55:17,444 --> 00:55:19,490 That's so ridiculous. 1436 00:55:19,533 --> 00:55:21,318 You couldn't do that. 1437 00:55:22,493 --> 00:55:25,060 - You mean, you never heard of that shit? 1438 00:55:25,104 --> 00:55:27,367 For fresh white babies, shit. 1439 00:55:27,411 --> 00:55:29,935 I hear you can pull in like five, ten K at least. 1440 00:55:29,978 --> 00:55:31,415 - Yeah, but who would do that? 1441 00:55:33,504 --> 00:55:34,766 - Well, if you think about it, 1442 00:55:34,809 --> 00:55:36,420 it's not really that bad of an idea. 1443 00:55:36,463 --> 00:55:38,509 I mean, you could take them haircut classes 1444 00:55:38,552 --> 00:55:39,510 you been talking about, 1445 00:55:39,553 --> 00:55:41,338 and I could finish up my tattoo, 1446 00:55:41,381 --> 00:55:43,252 maybe get a few more killer ones, 1447 00:55:43,296 --> 00:55:45,559 like spiders, shit, with that type of money, 1448 00:55:45,603 --> 00:55:47,605 you could be covered with spiders. 1449 00:55:47,648 --> 00:55:50,390 - Yeah, but 10K would never begin to make up for Cody. 1450 00:55:50,434 --> 00:55:52,000 - Yeah, yeah, you're right. 1451 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:54,742 Maybe we should ask for more. 1452 00:55:54,786 --> 00:55:55,526 - What? 1453 00:55:55,569 --> 00:55:57,049 - Nothing, I mean, 1454 00:55:57,092 --> 00:55:59,399 if you ever decided, you know, 1455 00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:02,576 that you didn't want him anymore, I do know a guy. 1456 00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:05,144 - Did you seriously just say what 1457 00:56:05,187 --> 00:56:07,102 I thought you just said? 1458 00:56:07,146 --> 00:56:08,365 - Maybe. 1459 00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:10,845 [dramatic electronic music] 1460 00:56:10,889 --> 00:56:12,456 - I cannot believe you've been lying to me. 1461 00:56:12,499 --> 00:56:14,196 This entire time, Stephanie was telling me the truth, 1462 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,808 and you made me think my best friend was lying to me? 1463 00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:17,809 [thudding] 1464 00:56:17,852 --> 00:56:19,724 What the hell, what's that? 1465 00:56:19,767 --> 00:56:21,595 [dramatic electronic music] 1466 00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:22,422 - Jordan! 1467 00:56:23,510 --> 00:56:24,642 I got your chenko. 1468 00:56:24,685 --> 00:56:26,208 Ooh, look at you. 1469 00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:29,255 You just as cute as your pictures. 1470 00:56:29,298 --> 00:56:30,561 Ooh, look. 1471 00:56:30,604 --> 00:56:31,431 I got your chain. 1472 00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:34,565 - Who the fuck are you, bitch? 1473 00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:37,263 I will slice your tits off. 1474 00:56:37,306 --> 00:56:38,177 [scissor blades scrape] 1475 00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:41,310 - Look, ain't he so beautiful? 1476 00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:44,749 - Those were super special to me. 1477 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,446 How could you send those to her, Jordan? 1478 00:56:46,490 --> 00:56:47,447 - Man, it was an accident. 1479 00:56:47,491 --> 00:56:48,753 We talked about this. 1480 00:56:48,796 --> 00:56:50,798 I do that sometimes when I'm really fucking high. 1481 00:56:50,842 --> 00:56:53,540 - You can't say that when you're always fucking high. 1482 00:56:53,584 --> 00:56:54,889 - I'm not high right now. 1483 00:56:54,933 --> 00:56:56,456 I don't even have any chenko. 1484 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:57,588 I've been looking for it [Janeé yells] 1485 00:56:57,631 --> 00:56:59,372 all fucking day. 1486 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,808 - I'll give you all the chenko you want. 1487 00:57:00,852 --> 00:57:02,419 I'll give you all the chenko you want. 1488 00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:03,332 Please. 1489 00:57:03,376 --> 00:57:04,856 - Hey, don't take my dick out. 1490 00:57:04,899 --> 00:57:06,031 - Just take your dick out, - That's not your dick. 1491 00:57:06,074 --> 00:57:06,771 - Please, Jordan. - That's my dick. 1492 00:57:06,814 --> 00:57:07,685 - Hey, wait a minute. 1493 00:57:07,728 --> 00:57:08,599 What's going on [grunts]? 1494 00:57:08,642 --> 00:57:09,600 - If you want to get fucked up 1495 00:57:09,643 --> 00:57:10,818 with your chick horse, 1496 00:57:10,862 --> 00:57:13,647 go right a-fucking-head, I won't stop you. 1497 00:57:13,691 --> 00:57:14,779 Oh, fuck you. 1498 00:57:14,822 --> 00:57:15,997 - Give me that dick. 1499 00:57:16,041 --> 00:57:17,390 - Please, please. 1500 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:18,609 I'll pull my dick out. 1501 00:57:18,652 --> 00:57:19,871 I'll stick it anything you want, please. 1502 00:57:19,914 --> 00:57:21,612 All I want is one hit of chenko, please. 1503 00:57:21,655 --> 00:57:24,136 Just one chenko hit, please. 1504 00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:26,094 Just a little chenko. 1505 00:57:26,138 --> 00:57:26,921 - Really? 1506 00:57:30,185 --> 00:57:31,796 [door slams] 1507 00:57:31,839 --> 00:57:35,669 [dramatic electronic music] 1508 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:37,758 - Fuck you, Donut. 1509 00:57:37,802 --> 00:57:40,500 - Man, this is bullshit city, man. 1510 00:57:43,547 --> 00:57:45,070 Dude, fuck. 1511 00:57:45,113 --> 00:57:46,637 [dramatic electronic music] 1512 00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,031 - Here, sniff this off my titty. 1513 00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:56,124 [dramatic electronic music] 1514 00:57:56,168 --> 00:57:59,040 Wait, no you can't, don't touch it. 1515 00:58:00,259 --> 00:58:02,653 You gotta sniff it up my ass first. 1516 00:58:04,568 --> 00:58:05,525 [a fart gurgles] 1517 00:58:05,569 --> 00:58:06,613 Sike. 1518 00:58:06,657 --> 00:58:07,788 - Aw, fuck you, bitch. 1519 00:58:07,832 --> 00:58:09,137 Give me a hit. 1520 00:58:09,181 --> 00:58:11,575 - Oh, Jordan, oh, Jordan, it burns. 1521 00:58:11,618 --> 00:58:12,837 I'm burning up. 1522 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:13,751 I don't know why it's doing this, Jordan. 1523 00:58:13,794 --> 00:58:17,189 Just make right, top it, eat up. 1524 00:58:17,232 --> 00:58:19,452 It's time to eat these green peas 1525 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,541 that grandmama made. [gurgling] 1526 00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:23,500 Eat it up, eat 'em up, Jordan. 1527 00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:24,544 Clean it up. 1528 00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:25,589 Eat up, Jordan. 1529 00:58:25,632 --> 00:58:27,678 Eat up [grunts] 1530 00:58:27,721 --> 00:58:28,679 What the fuck? 1531 00:58:29,941 --> 00:58:31,899 Oh what the fuck is? 1532 00:58:31,943 --> 00:58:33,814 [yelling and gurgling] 1533 00:58:33,858 --> 00:58:35,642 What the fuck? 1534 00:58:35,686 --> 00:58:37,688 [yelling] 1535 00:58:37,731 --> 00:58:39,733 - What the fuck is that? 1536 00:58:41,909 --> 00:58:45,217 [yelling and gurgling] 1537 00:58:48,350 --> 00:58:50,701 [dramatic electronic music] 1538 00:58:50,744 --> 00:58:51,528 - [Jordan] Make it stop. 1539 00:58:51,571 --> 00:58:52,746 A damn baby popped out. 1540 00:58:52,790 --> 00:58:56,184 [baby crying] [Jordan retching] 1541 00:58:56,228 --> 00:58:57,708 - Get away from me. 1542 00:58:57,751 --> 00:58:59,797 I don't want nothing to do with them slime people. 1543 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,408 [baby crying] 1544 00:59:14,942 --> 00:59:18,772 [dramatic electronic music] 1545 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:24,517 - Baby. 1546 00:59:25,779 --> 00:59:30,784 [dramatic electronic music] [baby crying] 1547 00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:35,659 Yo Dude... 1548 00:59:36,790 --> 00:59:39,010 I think I got something you might want. 1549 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,710 [dramatic electronic music] 1550 00:59:52,284 --> 00:59:53,024 Where's the product? 1551 00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:53,981 - Right over here, yo. 1552 00:59:54,808 --> 00:59:56,027 Gettin' a good deal. 1553 00:59:56,070 --> 00:59:59,030 This is a fresh fucking baby, brah. 1554 00:59:59,073 --> 01:00:01,641 - Whoa, dude. What the fuck? That ain't your kid! 1555 01:00:01,685 --> 01:00:03,730 Fuck, man! 1556 01:00:03,774 --> 01:00:04,949 I don't even give a fuck. 1557 01:00:04,992 --> 01:00:06,167 Just give me some chenko, 1558 01:00:06,211 --> 01:00:07,865 and the whole thing is yours, man. 1559 01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:09,475 Please, that's all I want. 1560 01:00:09,518 --> 01:00:10,868 - Nah, I don't have any chenko, man. 1561 01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:14,132 I just deal, brah, okay? 1562 01:00:14,175 --> 01:00:16,961 But I can probably get you some scorpions 1563 01:00:17,004 --> 01:00:18,266 if you wanted to grow your own. 1564 01:00:18,310 --> 01:00:21,792 - No, man, I want to get high right fucking now. 1565 01:00:21,835 --> 01:00:24,055 I'm sick of all this fucking hairstylers, 1566 01:00:24,098 --> 01:00:27,275 fucking biker gang baby in my face bullshit, man. 1567 01:00:27,319 --> 01:00:29,234 What can we do here, bro? 1568 01:00:29,277 --> 01:00:30,975 Yo, I gotta get rid of this thing. 1569 01:00:31,018 --> 01:00:32,716 You gotta sell some fucking babies. 1570 01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:34,761 I gotta stick some fucking chenko up my ass. 1571 01:00:34,805 --> 01:00:36,763 Let's work something out here, bro, please. 1572 01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:38,069 - I don't know, man. 1573 01:00:38,112 --> 01:00:41,812 I mean, nah, there's nothing I can do, man. 1574 01:00:41,855 --> 01:00:43,204 - Dude, you don't want this thing? 1575 01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:45,380 Fine, I'll go set him free in the parking lot 1576 01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:46,555 of fucking Badingos. 1577 01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:47,861 I don't give a shit, man. 1578 01:00:47,905 --> 01:00:50,342 There's gotta be something we can do. 1579 01:00:50,385 --> 01:00:51,125 - All right, all right. 1580 01:00:51,169 --> 01:00:52,953 Calm down, dude. 1581 01:00:52,997 --> 01:00:55,390 Do you a favor since I'm such a nice guy. 1582 01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:58,002 Give you a Zitcoin for it. 1583 01:00:58,829 --> 01:01:00,308 - Rad. 1584 01:01:00,352 --> 01:01:03,094 So I can use that to buy some chenko, right? 1585 01:01:03,137 --> 01:01:05,705 - [Man] Yeah, that should be easy. 1586 01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:06,532 - Hit me up. 1587 01:01:07,794 --> 01:01:09,535 [phones ding] [dramatic electronic music] 1588 01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:10,449 - There you go. 1589 01:01:10,492 --> 01:01:11,798 You got one Zitcoin, brah. 1590 01:01:11,842 --> 01:01:15,672 [dramatic electronic music] 1591 01:01:25,507 --> 01:01:27,640 - Cody, oh my God, Cody, are you dead? 1592 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:29,033 Oh Cody. 1593 01:01:29,076 --> 01:01:31,949 - Oh Janeé, I thought you were gonna be 1594 01:01:31,992 --> 01:01:33,690 a superstar at Angela's. 1595 01:01:33,733 --> 01:01:34,865 What happened to that plan, huh? 1596 01:01:34,908 --> 01:01:36,736 Didn't pan out, did it? 1597 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:37,955 - What is she doing here? 1598 01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:39,173 - You don't understand. 1599 01:01:39,217 --> 01:01:40,044 She doesn't mean fresh of you, Janeé. 1600 01:01:40,087 --> 01:01:42,002 - I called mom. 1601 01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:45,919 She is so pissed that you tried to sell your baby. 1602 01:01:45,963 --> 01:01:47,921 She is on her way now to kick your ass 1603 01:01:47,965 --> 01:01:49,531 for being such a disappointment. 1604 01:01:49,575 --> 01:01:51,316 She hates you now more than she ever did before. 1605 01:01:51,359 --> 01:01:52,709 - Why did you call Mom? 1606 01:01:52,752 --> 01:01:54,362 I can't deal with Mom right now. 1607 01:01:54,406 --> 01:01:55,146 I can handle the issue on my own. 1608 01:01:55,189 --> 01:01:56,974 - Oh you can, yeah. 1609 01:01:57,017 --> 01:01:59,063 You are homeless. 1610 01:01:59,106 --> 01:02:00,847 Your baby is on the verge of death. 1611 01:02:00,891 --> 01:02:02,849 Your mom is on the way to send 1612 01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:05,373 your boyfriend off to the joozy-house. 1613 01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:06,766 But you're on top of this? 1614 01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:10,552 You know, when Michelangelo was Cody's age, 1615 01:02:10,596 --> 01:02:12,903 Marlo taught me to read four books. 1616 01:02:12,946 --> 01:02:14,339 - No, five books. 1617 01:02:14,382 --> 01:02:16,080 - Five books. 1618 01:02:17,995 --> 01:02:19,257 I guess I don't blame Cody, though. 1619 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:21,650 It's not his fault his brain is probably fried 1620 01:02:21,694 --> 01:02:23,957 from chenko smoke and not feeding him 1621 01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:26,612 baby medicine when he is sick. 1622 01:02:26,655 --> 01:02:28,048 - Dude, I got him baby medicine. 1623 01:02:28,092 --> 01:02:31,095 It's right here in my purse, you fucking bitchwad. 1624 01:02:31,138 --> 01:02:31,878 It is right here. 1625 01:02:31,922 --> 01:02:33,314 I got it for him. 1626 01:02:33,358 --> 01:02:35,055 Dude, where is it? 1627 01:02:35,099 --> 01:02:35,969 - I don't know. 1628 01:02:36,013 --> 01:02:37,579 - Like it was in here [cries]. 1629 01:02:37,623 --> 01:02:38,972 I don't know, oh my God, no, no, no, no. 1630 01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:39,973 I swear to God, oh God, it was in my purse. 1631 01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:41,540 It was in my purse. 1632 01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:42,454 - I put it in here. - I know, I know, I know. 1633 01:02:42,497 --> 01:02:44,978 [dramatic electronic music] 1634 01:02:45,022 --> 01:02:47,285 - [Man] 100% whale testosterone used 1635 01:02:47,328 --> 01:02:49,766 in ancient Japanese warrior blends 1636 01:02:49,809 --> 01:02:52,725 for hundreds of years. 1637 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,988 He used to be a fat curd. 1638 01:02:55,032 --> 01:02:57,295 - I gotta find that remote. 1639 01:02:57,338 --> 01:02:59,123 - [Man] Start taking Brogenix. 1640 01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:01,690 Now for the past year, I've gotten two children, 1641 01:03:01,734 --> 01:03:04,606 and I'm already working on my third. 1642 01:03:04,650 --> 01:03:08,219 [dramatic electronic music] 1643 01:03:11,048 --> 01:03:13,224 On hot chicks, all day long. 1644 01:03:14,703 --> 01:03:16,183 [dramatic electronic music] 1645 01:03:16,227 --> 01:03:21,101 [upbeat electronic music] [crashing and clinking] 1646 01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:47,084 [sniffing and bubbling] 1647 01:03:53,264 --> 01:03:57,094 [dramatic electronic music] 1648 01:04:00,749 --> 01:04:04,318 [Jordan coughs and retches] 1649 01:04:22,075 --> 01:04:23,772 - Awesome. 1650 01:04:23,816 --> 01:04:27,385 [Jordan coughs and retches] 1651 01:04:30,301 --> 01:04:32,564 [phone rings] 1652 01:04:32,607 --> 01:04:36,046 [TV mumbles in background] 1653 01:04:38,265 --> 01:04:40,224 - [Tazel] Oh dear, you okay there, buddy? 1654 01:04:40,267 --> 01:04:42,226 Can you hear me? 1655 01:04:42,269 --> 01:04:43,270 - Nah, what do you want? 1656 01:04:44,837 --> 01:04:46,883 - [Tazel] Well, this is Tazel from Brogenix again. 1657 01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:48,101 Last time we spoke, you were telling me 1658 01:04:48,145 --> 01:04:49,973 your dad's card got stolen. 1659 01:04:50,016 --> 01:04:51,539 If you give me the number [Jordan retches and coughs] 1660 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:54,238 on the card, I can send you that refund, and we can- 1661 01:04:54,281 --> 01:04:56,022 - Yeah, hold on a second. 1662 01:04:56,066 --> 01:04:58,372 I want to get that for you. 1663 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:05,075 [bubbling] [phone ringing] 1664 01:05:07,294 --> 01:05:11,124 What the fuck, you stop, stop calling here. 1665 01:05:11,168 --> 01:05:13,779 My dad's credit card is stolen. 1666 01:05:13,822 --> 01:05:15,824 I don't care for to pay the phone bill neither. 1667 01:05:15,868 --> 01:05:16,869 - Jordan, what happened? 1668 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,479 My credit card got stolen? 1669 01:05:18,523 --> 01:05:19,828 - No, Dad. 1670 01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:20,568 - I didn't know I had a credit card. 1671 01:05:20,612 --> 01:05:22,266 Why didn't you tell me? 1672 01:05:22,309 --> 01:05:23,963 - You don't have a credit card, Dad. 1673 01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:27,924 I was just saying that to get this girl off my ass. 1674 01:05:27,967 --> 01:05:29,142 I didn't get you a credit card. 1675 01:05:29,186 --> 01:05:30,448 It ain't stolen. 1676 01:05:30,491 --> 01:05:32,058 Everything is fine. 1677 01:05:33,277 --> 01:05:34,234 - I gotta get out of here, Jordan. 1678 01:05:34,278 --> 01:05:36,584 He won't let me go. 1679 01:05:36,628 --> 01:05:37,672 - Man, you probably gotta pay bail 1680 01:05:37,716 --> 01:05:39,022 or some shit like that> 1681 01:05:39,065 --> 01:05:40,327 - I got money. 1682 01:05:40,371 --> 01:05:41,894 You have to get me out of here. 1683 01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:42,808 I can't take it any more. 1684 01:05:42,851 --> 01:05:44,853 - All right, fucking chill. 1685 01:05:44,897 --> 01:05:46,594 Where is it, I'll bring it to you. 1686 01:05:46,638 --> 01:05:47,987 - It's under my desk. 1687 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:49,249 Bring it all, I don't care. 1688 01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:51,817 And Jordan, please, you have to tell them. 1689 01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:53,427 I didn't do anything. 1690 01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:54,298 They won't let me [yells]. - Okay, I get the point, fuck. 1691 01:05:54,341 --> 01:05:57,997 [dramatic electronic music] 1692 01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:06,397 - Janeé, let's go, come on. 1693 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,790 I am gonna settle this right now. 1694 01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:09,966 - Hey, but Mom, did you hear? 1695 01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,228 - Let's go. 1696 01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:12,229 - Cody is like in mega meltdown mode. 1697 01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:13,970 - Let's go. 1698 01:06:14,013 --> 01:06:15,275 - He could be dying. 1699 01:06:15,319 --> 01:06:16,189 We need to get him appendix drops or 1700 01:06:16,233 --> 01:06:17,016 Baby aspirin first. 1701 01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:18,017 - Like that'll help. 1702 01:06:18,061 --> 01:06:19,758 You poisoned him with face paint! 1703 01:06:19,801 --> 01:06:22,108 You really think he's just gonna get over it 1704 01:06:22,152 --> 01:06:23,327 with some pink baby goop? 1705 01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:25,503 - Yes, because the internet said it. 1706 01:06:25,546 --> 01:06:27,157 So it must be true. 1707 01:06:28,201 --> 01:06:30,247 - Oh, so you to have to read the internet 1708 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:31,639 to learn how to be a bad mom. 1709 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:36,862 [dramatic electronic music] 1710 01:06:55,272 --> 01:06:57,448 - Where you hustling off to, Jordan? 1711 01:06:57,491 --> 01:06:59,276 Come here, front and center. 1712 01:06:59,319 --> 01:07:00,494 I want to talk to you. 1713 01:07:00,538 --> 01:07:03,845 - Too bad I got nothing to talk about. 1714 01:07:03,889 --> 01:07:05,586 [dramatic electronic music] 1715 01:07:05,630 --> 01:07:06,935 [thudding] 1716 01:07:06,979 --> 01:07:09,547 What the fuck was that? 1717 01:07:09,590 --> 01:07:11,418 - Now where would this reptile be slithering 1718 01:07:11,462 --> 01:07:13,333 off to at this time of night? 1719 01:07:13,377 --> 01:07:14,595 I'm gonna take a wild guess 1720 01:07:14,639 --> 01:07:17,207 and say he's going out to buy something. 1721 01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:18,295 - How 'bout it's none of your fucking business 1722 01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:19,905 where I go? 1723 01:07:19,948 --> 01:07:21,341 Why don't you back off before I do something? 1724 01:07:21,385 --> 01:07:22,516 - What you gonna do, touch screen? 1725 01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:23,822 Poke me? 1726 01:07:23,865 --> 01:07:25,215 Look at you, you ain't a real man. 1727 01:07:25,258 --> 01:07:26,738 I wouldn't trust you to tie my shoes, 1728 01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:28,435 let alone occupy a goddamn country. 1729 01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:30,394 You know what I was doing when I was your age? 1730 01:07:30,437 --> 01:07:31,917 - I don't know, fucking your cat? 1731 01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,701 - No, I was in the jungles of Peru, 1732 01:07:33,745 --> 01:07:35,834 making sure my brothers didn't die 1733 01:07:35,877 --> 01:07:37,444 every single day. 1734 01:07:37,488 --> 01:07:39,620 - Oh, is that how you became such a prick? 1735 01:07:39,664 --> 01:07:41,970 [thudding] 1736 01:07:44,016 --> 01:07:44,886 - That's why I say we need to have 1737 01:07:44,930 --> 01:07:46,497 one or two more wars on just to 1738 01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:49,587 recycle fuckups like you on something worth a damn. 1739 01:07:49,630 --> 01:07:50,936 - Look at this. 1740 01:07:50,979 --> 01:07:51,850 Is this it? 1741 01:07:51,893 --> 01:07:53,330 - Oh, what a coincidence. 1742 01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:55,288 Didn't we have a wad of cash just about 1743 01:07:55,332 --> 01:07:57,203 that thick ripped off from us today? 1744 01:07:57,247 --> 01:07:59,249 - We sure as cat did. 1745 01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:01,294 - That's an awful lot of money 1746 01:08:01,338 --> 01:08:03,470 to be carrying around while you're high. 1747 01:08:03,514 --> 01:08:04,384 - Give it back. 1748 01:08:04,428 --> 01:08:05,690 I'm not fucking high. 1749 01:08:05,733 --> 01:08:06,908 - He's going right now to the dealer's 1750 01:08:06,952 --> 01:08:07,822 to buy some illegal drugs with it. 1751 01:08:07,866 --> 01:08:09,737 - Doesn't make any sense at all. 1752 01:08:09,781 --> 01:08:11,913 Seriously, that's not even my money. 1753 01:08:11,957 --> 01:08:12,784 You gotta give it back. 1754 01:08:12,827 --> 01:08:14,046 - Oh really? 1755 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,613 Not yours, I never would've guessed that. 1756 01:08:15,656 --> 01:08:17,136 - No, it's my Dad's, I swear. 1757 01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:19,051 I was going over to bail him out right now. 1758 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:22,707 Hey, you can't come and take it from me like that. 1759 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,404 Man, it's his money [car engine turns over] 1760 01:08:24,448 --> 01:08:26,319 you're stealing from me, not mine. 1761 01:08:26,363 --> 01:08:28,365 - You're a terrible liar, Jordan. 1762 01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:30,758 [Walter laughs] [car tires screech] 1763 01:08:30,802 --> 01:08:32,282 - Hey, stop the car. 1764 01:08:32,325 --> 01:08:34,284 Man. [Walter laughs] 1765 01:08:34,327 --> 01:08:36,329 I should charge you after I bail my dad out. 1766 01:08:36,373 --> 01:08:40,333 Bastard. [Walter laughs] 1767 01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:43,989 [dramatic electronic music] 1768 01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:53,912 - [Man] Whoa, you can't smoke in here. 1769 01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:54,695 Put that shit out. 1770 01:08:54,739 --> 01:08:55,609 Come on, smoking. 1771 01:08:55,653 --> 01:08:57,089 Get the tape, are we taping? 1772 01:08:58,003 --> 01:08:59,613 - Yo, I said I'm putting it out. 1773 01:08:59,657 --> 01:09:02,268 - [Man] Come on, smoking. 1774 01:09:02,312 --> 01:09:04,227 [door thuds] 1775 01:09:04,270 --> 01:09:07,012 - Jordan, oh, thank God you're here. 1776 01:09:07,055 --> 01:09:08,492 They're making a movie about me, 1777 01:09:08,535 --> 01:09:10,407 and the police are in on it. 1778 01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:12,452 They let the cameras into my cell. 1779 01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:18,023 And, and then, look, behind you. 1780 01:09:19,242 --> 01:09:20,504 They're back. 1781 01:09:20,547 --> 01:09:22,201 - He seriously needs his medicine to shut him up. 1782 01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:23,942 We don't have any cameras in here. 1783 01:09:23,985 --> 01:09:26,205 - Jordan, did you find my money? 1784 01:09:26,249 --> 01:09:28,686 It's my only way out of this shithole. 1785 01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:30,601 - I did, but on my way over, 1786 01:09:30,644 --> 01:09:32,385 I kinda lost it, so at the moment, 1787 01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:34,735 I don't actually have your money. 1788 01:09:36,694 --> 01:09:38,261 - Oh, wait, hold on here. 1789 01:09:39,218 --> 01:09:40,611 You don't have the money? 1790 01:09:40,654 --> 01:09:42,700 You can't have him, if you don't have the money. 1791 01:09:42,743 --> 01:09:44,354 That's what fucking bail is. 1792 01:09:44,397 --> 01:09:46,921 - Come on, man, can't you just let him out? 1793 01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:49,576 I had it like ten minutes ago, for real. 1794 01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:51,665 - You used it to go buy drugs, didn't you? 1795 01:09:51,709 --> 01:09:53,841 - [Choner] All right, all right, all right. 1796 01:09:53,885 --> 01:09:55,365 - You're so fucked now, - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1797 01:09:55,408 --> 01:09:57,497 - I'll kill you for this. - Hold on, hold on. 1798 01:09:57,541 --> 01:09:59,195 - I know that smell. 1799 01:09:59,238 --> 01:10:00,065 It smells like you've been smoking 1800 01:10:00,108 --> 01:10:01,197 fucking baby aspirin. 1801 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,328 Did you seriously just walk 1802 01:10:02,372 --> 01:10:03,938 into a police station high as fuck? 1803 01:10:05,157 --> 01:10:06,593 Hey, baby drop-off is in the back. 1804 01:10:06,637 --> 01:10:08,508 - Is that Janeé's mom? 1805 01:10:08,552 --> 01:10:11,337 [dramatic electronic music] 1806 01:10:11,381 --> 01:10:13,992 [thuds] 1807 01:10:14,035 --> 01:10:15,472 [dramatic electronic music] 1808 01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:17,213 - [Choner] Hey, hey, hey. 1809 01:10:17,256 --> 01:10:18,779 Where the fuck is he going? 1810 01:10:18,823 --> 01:10:20,781 Boys, get him, boys! 1811 01:10:20,825 --> 01:10:22,392 [dramatic electronic music] 1812 01:10:22,435 --> 01:10:23,567 Get him, get him! 1813 01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:25,438 Get him, Choner. 1814 01:10:25,482 --> 01:10:27,658 Jordan! 1815 01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:32,358 [gun fires] 1816 01:10:32,402 --> 01:10:37,233 [gun fires] [screaming] 1817 01:10:37,276 --> 01:10:40,845 [dramatic electronic music] 1818 01:10:42,412 --> 01:10:44,979 - Jengo, we got a bogey on the loose. 1819 01:10:45,023 --> 01:10:47,852 Bogey on the loose. 1820 01:10:47,895 --> 01:10:48,679 Fucker. 1821 01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:53,379 [dramatic electronic music] 1822 01:11:06,087 --> 01:11:08,742 [Jordan panting] 1823 01:11:12,050 --> 01:11:13,791 [Jordan coughs and retches] 1824 01:11:13,834 --> 01:11:15,706 - Donut. [hand thudding on door] 1825 01:11:15,749 --> 01:11:17,795 Open the fuck up, come on. 1826 01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:21,625 [Jordan coughs and retches] 1827 01:11:30,634 --> 01:11:33,724 [computer game dinging] 1828 01:11:33,767 --> 01:11:36,596 - Aw yeah, buffalo wings. 1829 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:37,554 Ho, ho, ho. 1830 01:11:41,471 --> 01:11:43,603 There's hook-up city up in here. 1831 01:11:43,647 --> 01:11:45,344 Look at that, look at that. 1832 01:11:45,388 --> 01:11:46,476 [Donut laughs] 1833 01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:47,564 DOHOG78. 1834 01:11:49,392 --> 01:11:51,611 - [Grandma] Harvey, Harvey, it sounds like 1835 01:11:51,655 --> 01:11:53,526 somebody's smoking down there. 1836 01:11:53,570 --> 01:11:56,442 - Please, can, I've been waiting all fucking day, Donut. 1837 01:11:56,486 --> 01:11:57,965 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1838 01:11:58,009 --> 01:12:00,316 I mean like, as soon as my Grandma goes to sleep, 1839 01:12:00,359 --> 01:12:02,535 like my guy will be here soon. 1840 01:12:02,579 --> 01:12:04,668 - [Grandma] Harvey, are you smoking? 1841 01:12:04,711 --> 01:12:07,235 - No, Grandma, I don't smoke. 1842 01:12:07,279 --> 01:12:08,193 - Should I put this out? 1843 01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:09,629 - No, no, it's fine. 1844 01:12:09,673 --> 01:12:11,631 - So what time's that Zitcoin guy gettin' here? 1845 01:12:11,675 --> 01:12:12,850 - Mm, just like in five minutes. 1846 01:12:12,893 --> 01:12:15,113 - Awesome, maybe I can get his info. 1847 01:12:15,156 --> 01:12:16,375 I need a new chenko guy. 1848 01:12:16,419 --> 01:12:18,246 - [Grandma] Harvey, it still smells like smoke. 1849 01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:19,683 What you doing in there? 1850 01:12:19,726 --> 01:12:21,075 - Nothing, Grandma. 1851 01:12:21,119 --> 01:12:23,251 I'm just eating buffalo wings. 1852 01:12:23,295 --> 01:12:24,557 - Man, you ain't even eatin' all the chicken off of that. 1853 01:12:24,601 --> 01:12:26,342 Look at all that meat left. 1854 01:12:26,385 --> 01:12:27,734 - [Harvey] You want it? 1855 01:12:27,778 --> 01:12:29,040 Eat it. 1856 01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:30,258 I don't like putting my tongue in that far. 1857 01:12:30,302 --> 01:12:31,390 - Hi, Grandma Donut. 1858 01:12:31,434 --> 01:12:32,478 - Hello, Jordan. 1859 01:12:32,522 --> 01:12:33,697 I didn't know you were here. 1860 01:12:33,740 --> 01:12:34,915 - Hell yeah, bitch, fucking ball. 1861 01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:36,526 - Harvey, you know you're not supposed 1862 01:12:36,569 --> 01:12:37,918 to be smoking down here. 1863 01:12:37,962 --> 01:12:41,269 Tobacco smoke makes my e coli flare up? 1864 01:12:41,313 --> 01:12:43,141 - Why aren't you asleep right now? 1865 01:12:43,184 --> 01:12:45,273 - I will be in bed in ten minutes. 1866 01:12:45,317 --> 01:12:47,754 Sweetheart, please, don't smoke. 1867 01:12:48,581 --> 01:12:50,627 - Yo, put that down. 1868 01:12:50,670 --> 01:12:52,759 I wasn't even done with that one yet. 1869 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:54,674 - I'm sorry, chill. 1870 01:12:55,849 --> 01:12:59,592 [Donut's intestines rumble] 1871 01:12:59,636 --> 01:13:00,767 Whoa, oh man. 1872 01:13:01,899 --> 01:13:03,988 Don't touch my wings. 1873 01:13:04,031 --> 01:13:05,424 - Yo, man, I don't have a half hour 1874 01:13:05,468 --> 01:13:07,165 to wait for you to shower after you shit. 1875 01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:12,823 [Donut farting and gurgling] 1876 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:19,438 [computer game dings and grunts] 1877 01:13:24,095 --> 01:13:26,663 [door knocking] 1878 01:13:30,971 --> 01:13:34,801 [dramatic electronic music] 1879 01:13:35,889 --> 01:13:37,761 Murphy, what are you doing here? 1880 01:13:37,804 --> 01:13:40,285 - Oh, don't tell me it's you. 1881 01:13:40,328 --> 01:13:41,199 [door slams] 1882 01:13:41,242 --> 01:13:42,853 You can have your Zitcoin back 1883 01:13:42,896 --> 01:13:44,811 because I'm not selling you a goddamn thing, you sick fuck. 1884 01:13:44,855 --> 01:13:45,943 - Hey, I'm not the dude who hit you up. 1885 01:13:45,986 --> 01:13:47,205 - Stay away from me. 1886 01:13:47,248 --> 01:13:49,076 You want me to bring the force? 1887 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,730 - Hey, watch it, man. 1888 01:13:50,774 --> 01:13:51,731 I got sauce on my fingers. 1889 01:13:51,775 --> 01:13:54,430 [grunting and yelling] 1890 01:13:54,473 --> 01:13:55,605 - That microwave was loaded with centipedes. 1891 01:13:55,648 --> 01:13:57,389 I junked it. 1892 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,696 [thudding and yelling] 1893 01:13:59,739 --> 01:14:00,958 - [Grandma] What's that noise? 1894 01:14:01,001 --> 01:14:02,655 Did you just break something? 1895 01:14:02,699 --> 01:14:05,615 - Oh, I think I have deja vu. 1896 01:14:05,658 --> 01:14:08,052 What can I take in trade this time? 1897 01:14:08,095 --> 01:14:11,316 How 'bout that power drill over there? 1898 01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:12,622 - You can't take that. 1899 01:14:12,665 --> 01:14:13,405 It's not mine. - Get the fuck out of my way. 1900 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:15,712 [thudding and grunting] 1901 01:14:15,755 --> 01:14:17,714 [yelling] 1902 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:21,848 [squeaking] 1903 01:14:22,719 --> 01:14:23,807 - Ow, ow, ow. 1904 01:14:26,897 --> 01:14:27,811 - Shit, dude. 1905 01:14:27,854 --> 01:14:28,855 - Fuck, what happened? 1906 01:14:28,899 --> 01:14:29,769 - You just stabbed an old lady. 1907 01:14:29,813 --> 01:14:31,510 - No, no, I was swinging. 1908 01:14:31,554 --> 01:14:33,164 Oh fuck, you're right, I did. 1909 01:14:34,687 --> 01:14:37,211 [Grandma grunting] 1910 01:14:37,255 --> 01:14:40,824 [dramatic electronic music] 1911 01:14:43,391 --> 01:14:44,654 - No, Mom, it's not gonna work. 1912 01:14:44,697 --> 01:14:47,265 Angela's doesn't operate on my logic. 1913 01:14:47,308 --> 01:14:48,092 You can't do that. 1914 01:14:49,267 --> 01:14:50,964 - No, no, no. 1915 01:14:51,008 --> 01:14:52,313 No, no, no, Janeé. 1916 01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:55,491 You are going to get a job at the dealer. 1917 01:14:55,534 --> 01:14:57,144 I am not going into that salon again. 1918 01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:58,537 [crying and yelling] 1919 01:14:58,581 --> 01:15:00,234 - Mom, please come back. 1920 01:15:00,278 --> 01:15:03,499 Can you please help me give Cody this baby medicine? 1921 01:15:03,542 --> 01:15:05,239 These directions don't make any sense. 1922 01:15:05,283 --> 01:15:06,850 - Yeah, it's probably pretty hard to understand 1923 01:15:06,893 --> 01:15:08,112 if you don't know how to read. 1924 01:15:08,155 --> 01:15:11,071 - Why are you so mean to me? 1925 01:15:11,115 --> 01:15:13,073 It's not my fault your life sucks just because 1926 01:15:13,117 --> 01:15:15,772 you decided not to go to Angela's. 1927 01:15:15,815 --> 01:15:20,298 - Are you effing seriously serious right? 1928 01:15:21,473 --> 01:15:24,737 My life could not be more amazing right now. 1929 01:15:24,781 --> 01:15:25,912 I am so glad I gave that shit up. 1930 01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:29,002 Cutting hair is bimbo work, Janeé. 1931 01:15:29,046 --> 01:15:31,222 Do you wanna what kind of people cut hair? 1932 01:15:32,745 --> 01:15:35,139 Goon bag morons that's who. 1933 01:15:37,794 --> 01:15:39,186 - Maybe if you hadn't given it up, 1934 01:15:39,230 --> 01:15:41,972 you wouldn't have a stick up so far up your ass? 1935 01:15:42,015 --> 01:15:44,583 [they scream] 1936 01:15:44,627 --> 01:15:48,500 [Jordan retching and coughing] 1937 01:15:53,461 --> 01:15:54,419 - [Man on TV] Get you off the couch 1938 01:15:54,462 --> 01:15:56,508 in about 13 minutes. 1939 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:57,944 - Whatever. 1940 01:15:57,988 --> 01:15:59,772 - When whale testosterone hits your bloodstream. 1941 01:15:59,816 --> 01:16:02,558 Remember, Japanese warriors have been taking 1942 01:16:02,601 --> 01:16:04,081 whale testosterone for the 1943 01:16:04,124 --> 01:16:05,822 past eight centuries. - Where the fuck 1944 01:16:05,865 --> 01:16:07,171 - is that remote? 1945 01:16:08,738 --> 01:16:10,827 I've seen this shit. 1946 01:16:10,870 --> 01:16:11,871 I'm not gonna stop looking 1947 01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:14,308 til I find this mother fucker. 1948 01:16:15,832 --> 01:16:17,573 Oh shit, there it is. 1949 01:16:20,445 --> 01:16:23,448 I've been looking all over for this. 1950 01:16:24,841 --> 01:16:27,670 [phone ringing] 1951 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:29,454 - [Tazel] Oh, hiya there. 1952 01:16:29,497 --> 01:16:31,108 It's Tazel from Brogenix again. 1953 01:16:31,151 --> 01:16:32,892 I want to get this payment all settled 1954 01:16:32,936 --> 01:16:34,764 before I leave for the day. 1955 01:16:34,807 --> 01:16:36,287 If you got your information stolen, 1956 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:38,942 it's important we jump on that right away. 1957 01:16:38,985 --> 01:16:40,726 I'm not sure what happened. 1958 01:16:40,770 --> 01:16:41,901 I think we got disconnected last time 1959 01:16:41,945 --> 01:16:43,120 we talked. - No, we didn't get 1960 01:16:43,163 --> 01:16:45,252 - Disconnected, I actually hung up on you. 1961 01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:50,214 [Jordan inhales] 1962 01:16:52,129 --> 01:16:55,523 [dramatic electronic music] 1963 01:16:55,567 --> 01:16:59,484 [TV speaks in warped language] 1964 01:17:10,408 --> 01:17:12,671 - Brogenix, scientifically proven. 1965 01:17:12,715 --> 01:17:13,803 Jordan, fucking listen to me. 1966 01:17:13,846 --> 01:17:15,848 Where did you say you've been? 1967 01:17:15,892 --> 01:17:17,981 I take it, why did you give it to me? 1968 01:17:18,024 --> 01:17:18,982 Give it to me. 1969 01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:19,983 Give it to me. 1970 01:17:21,288 --> 01:17:22,463 Give the damn baby to me. 1971 01:17:22,507 --> 01:17:25,292 Jordan, are you fucking listening to me? 1972 01:17:25,336 --> 01:17:26,685 - Give him the baby, Jordan. - God dammit. 1973 01:17:26,729 --> 01:17:28,382 - Give that baby away. 1974 01:17:28,426 --> 01:17:29,949 Give me the baby, you fuck. 1975 01:17:29,993 --> 01:17:31,385 - Shit doesn't even work, man. 1976 01:17:31,429 --> 01:17:33,518 I'm way fucking ass high. 1977 01:17:35,172 --> 01:17:36,913 Where was that remote? 1978 01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:38,915 I saw it. 1979 01:17:40,351 --> 01:17:44,311 - [Man on TV] Brogenix, genetically alters your DNA 1980 01:17:44,355 --> 01:17:46,749 to be more like a new whale. 1981 01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:48,576 - My phone. 1982 01:17:50,274 --> 01:17:52,711 What the hell is this? 1983 01:17:52,755 --> 01:17:54,713 - Yo bro, I'm good again. 1984 01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:56,846 Hit me up if you need some. 1985 01:17:56,889 --> 01:17:58,021 - [Jordan] Solliver's back. 1986 01:17:58,064 --> 01:17:59,239 - There he is. 1987 01:17:59,283 --> 01:18:01,328 Oh friend, hang up. 1988 01:18:01,372 --> 01:18:02,242 - Hey, pop. 1989 01:18:03,853 --> 01:18:05,855 [thudding and yelling] 1990 01:18:05,898 --> 01:18:07,117 - I have to took you. 1991 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:08,988 - Knock over my things, I've been working 1992 01:18:09,032 --> 01:18:10,511 on that for six months. 1993 01:18:10,555 --> 01:18:12,862 - You don't want to do this the wrong way. 1994 01:18:12,905 --> 01:18:14,124 We'll hold him down, 1995 01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:15,038 and you can beat him, Peruvian style. 1996 01:18:15,081 --> 01:18:16,648 - You're lucky Walter's here. 1997 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:17,867 He had to come down 1998 01:18:17,910 --> 01:18:18,911 and bail me out with his own money, 1999 01:18:18,955 --> 01:18:20,130 you fucking son of a bitch. 2000 01:18:20,173 --> 01:18:21,784 - He didn't pay for shit, Dad. 2001 01:18:21,827 --> 01:18:22,741 Those fucking assholes came, 2002 01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:23,916 and they stole all your money. 2003 01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:25,788 I swear, I didn't lose any of it 2004 01:18:25,831 --> 01:18:27,572 until they took it from me. 2005 01:18:27,615 --> 01:18:28,791 - You had to go and buy drugs, didn't you? 2006 01:18:28,834 --> 01:18:30,923 Fuck, you're high right now. 2007 01:18:30,967 --> 01:18:31,750 That's proof. 2008 01:18:33,012 --> 01:18:35,058 - Uh-huh, he is as high as Thursday. 2009 01:18:35,101 --> 01:18:36,363 - What the fuck? 2010 01:18:36,407 --> 01:18:36,929 - I told you that's what he was doing. 2011 01:18:36,973 --> 01:18:37,974 - Fuck you all. 2012 01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:40,890 Why do you have to be such vaginas about everything. 2013 01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:42,369 - Fuck me? 2014 01:18:42,413 --> 01:18:44,328 Fuck me, no, fuck you. 2015 01:18:45,938 --> 01:18:47,331 I want you out of my house. 2016 01:18:47,374 --> 01:18:48,332 Leave! 2017 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:51,727 [thudding and yelling] 2018 01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:53,903 - Calm down, you're having another flashback. 2019 01:18:53,946 --> 01:18:55,382 Okay, I'm leaving, chill. 2020 01:18:55,426 --> 01:18:57,297 [thudding and yelling] 2021 01:18:57,341 --> 01:18:58,255 - [Dispatch] We got a 17. 2022 01:18:58,298 --> 01:18:59,865 This is Delta One Nine. 2023 01:18:59,909 --> 01:19:01,214 Can you give me a status on your location? 2024 01:19:02,433 --> 01:19:03,913 - I need you to kill him. 2025 01:19:03,956 --> 01:19:05,044 That the point. 2026 01:19:05,088 --> 01:19:06,959 [thudding and yelling] 2027 01:19:07,003 --> 01:19:08,787 - [Cop] Choner, right here. 2028 01:19:08,831 --> 01:19:10,006 You can smell the fucking chenko outside. 2029 01:19:10,049 --> 01:19:11,355 - I just paid you. 2030 01:19:11,398 --> 01:19:12,617 Get out of my house. 2031 01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:14,010 I don't have any more money to give you. 2032 01:19:14,053 --> 01:19:15,794 - Oh, so you haven't learned 2033 01:19:15,838 --> 01:19:17,056 your lesson the first time, huh? 2034 01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:18,797 [thudding and yelling] 2035 01:19:18,841 --> 01:19:21,365 - Please, don't arrest him again. 2036 01:19:21,408 --> 01:19:22,888 - Get off of him. 2037 01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:23,889 You can't do this. 2038 01:19:23,933 --> 01:19:25,195 He needs his medication. 2039 01:19:25,238 --> 01:19:27,980 - [Dad] I don't have any more money to give you. 2040 01:19:28,024 --> 01:19:31,505 [dramatic electronic music] 2041 01:19:31,549 --> 01:19:32,898 Get off of me. 2042 01:19:32,942 --> 01:19:34,291 You can't take me back there. 2043 01:19:34,334 --> 01:19:35,727 I'll kill all of you. 2044 01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:37,642 - [Choner] Oh, you gonna make threats now? 2045 01:19:39,122 --> 01:19:42,168 [thudding and yelling] 2046 01:19:49,001 --> 01:19:52,309 [sad electronic music] 2047 01:20:05,278 --> 01:20:08,629 - Dad, I can't take this shit. 2048 01:20:08,673 --> 01:20:11,067 I can't take this shit no more. 2049 01:20:12,764 --> 01:20:14,897 Man, I need chenko so bad. 2050 01:20:19,989 --> 01:20:21,338 My scorpion chain. 2051 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:25,472 I broke my fucking scorpion chain. 2052 01:20:29,085 --> 01:20:31,000 Why, scorpion gods? 2053 01:20:33,959 --> 01:20:36,092 Why have you forsaken me? 2054 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,400 [Jordan cries] 2055 01:20:41,401 --> 01:20:42,620 I need chenko. 2056 01:20:44,361 --> 01:20:47,712 [sad electronic music] 2057 01:20:56,068 --> 01:20:58,157 [thudding] 2058 01:21:08,037 --> 01:21:09,081 My hat? 2059 01:21:11,388 --> 01:21:15,653 Where the fuck this come from? [girls laughing and mumbling] 2060 01:21:15,696 --> 01:21:18,090 [dramatic electronic music] 2061 01:21:18,134 --> 01:21:19,222 - [Man] This fucking asshole. 2062 01:21:19,265 --> 01:21:21,050 [girls laugh] 2063 01:21:21,093 --> 01:21:23,791 - Suck my fucking dick, yo. 2064 01:21:23,835 --> 01:21:25,358 - What you doing man? 2065 01:21:25,402 --> 01:21:28,666 [man grunts and barks] 2066 01:21:32,452 --> 01:21:33,976 - That my hat. 2067 01:21:34,019 --> 01:21:36,674 Yo, yo, hold up, motherfuckers. 2068 01:21:36,717 --> 01:21:38,023 Got any chenko? 2069 01:21:39,764 --> 01:21:43,942 [dramatic electronic music] 2070 01:21:43,986 --> 01:21:46,814 Do they have paint on their faces? 2071 01:21:48,251 --> 01:21:50,079 ♪ Chenko 2072 01:21:50,122 --> 01:21:50,906 - Hold up. 2073 01:21:51,732 --> 01:21:52,646 Yo, what's. 2074 01:21:54,257 --> 01:21:57,869 [dramatic electronic music] 2075 01:22:01,438 --> 01:22:02,221 FaceFuka? 2076 01:22:03,309 --> 01:22:04,093 FaceFuka! 2077 01:22:06,138 --> 01:22:08,010 Chenko, give me chenko. 2078 01:22:09,272 --> 01:22:10,838 Chenko, I need some chenko. 2079 01:22:10,882 --> 01:22:12,449 - Geeze, don't go blocking that shit. 2080 01:22:12,492 --> 01:22:13,493 [yelling] 2081 01:22:13,537 --> 01:22:14,930 - [Jordan] Don't got no chenko? 2082 01:22:14,973 --> 01:22:16,453 Man, I know you got chenko. 2083 01:22:16,496 --> 01:22:18,411 I wouldn't be here if you didn't have any chenko. 2084 01:22:18,455 --> 01:22:19,673 Look at that chenko. 2085 01:22:19,717 --> 01:22:21,806 What you got, give me that shit. 2086 01:22:21,849 --> 01:22:23,242 I need this, let me, 2087 01:22:23,286 --> 01:22:24,940 let me put it in my mouth. [yelling] 2088 01:22:24,983 --> 01:22:26,115 C'mon, you fucking broke. 2089 01:22:26,158 --> 01:22:28,160 [dramatic electronic music] 2090 01:22:28,204 --> 01:22:29,031 Yo, you got to be high as fuck. 2091 01:22:29,074 --> 01:22:30,467 What you on? 2092 01:22:30,510 --> 01:22:32,817 Yo, bro, you are the highest person 2093 01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:34,166 I've ever fucking seen. 2094 01:22:35,254 --> 01:22:37,126 Good for you, man. 2095 01:22:37,169 --> 01:22:38,866 How did you get there? 2096 01:22:38,910 --> 01:22:42,044 [dramatic electronic music] 2097 01:22:42,087 --> 01:22:42,914 - Shit bag, chenko feind 2098 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,176 Fuck hole, I knew it. 2099 01:22:45,830 --> 01:22:48,267 Jengo 17, the bogey's been spotted. 2100 01:22:49,747 --> 01:22:51,792 And He's fucking dead. 2101 01:22:51,836 --> 01:22:55,796 [dramatic electronic music] 2102 01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:58,538 [warped yelling] 2103 01:23:02,803 --> 01:23:04,196 - I need some chenko, bro. 2104 01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:06,155 You know where I can find any? 2105 01:23:07,243 --> 01:23:10,855 [dramatic electronic music] 2106 01:23:22,345 --> 01:23:24,303 - You're just a baby? 2107 01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:28,264 But I hate you. 2108 01:23:29,743 --> 01:23:32,007 - Chenko, do you have any? 2109 01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:36,141 [dramatic electronic music] 2110 01:23:36,185 --> 01:23:37,229 Whoa, watch, yo. 2111 01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:41,538 - [Man] Hey, you got a fucking ticket? 2112 01:23:41,581 --> 01:23:43,888 - You got a baby, go ahead. 2113 01:23:45,498 --> 01:23:48,197 Hey, that ain't no baby. 2114 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:49,589 What's this fuck baby, yo. 2115 01:23:49,633 --> 01:23:51,200 - I'm entering my baby's face. 2116 01:23:51,243 --> 01:23:55,769 I'm gonna go let that little motherfucker right now. 2117 01:23:55,813 --> 01:23:58,685 [yelling] 2118 01:23:58,729 --> 01:24:02,298 [dramatic electronic music] 2119 01:24:10,567 --> 01:24:11,872 - Are you sure you want to let me do this? 2120 01:24:11,916 --> 01:24:13,135 I don't know, dude. 2121 01:24:13,178 --> 01:24:14,310 I don't want to fuck up your hair. 2122 01:24:14,353 --> 01:24:15,789 - Janeé, you can totally cut it all off. 2123 01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:19,141 Give me a mohawk, if you need to. 2124 01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:20,446 I just want you to be the best haircutter 2125 01:24:20,490 --> 01:24:22,100 of all haircutter history. 2126 01:24:22,144 --> 01:24:26,235 ♪ Chenko, chenko, chenko, chenko ♪ 2127 01:24:26,278 --> 01:24:28,759 - I fucking love you face Fuka. 2128 01:24:28,802 --> 01:24:31,675 [Jordan screams] [fireworks bang] 2129 01:24:31,718 --> 01:24:34,112 ♪ Chenko, chenko, chenko, chenko ♪ 2130 01:24:34,156 --> 01:24:38,116 ♪ If you see a baby 2131 01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:39,422 ♪ Punch it in the face 2132 01:24:39,465 --> 01:24:41,859 ♪ This is how you save the human race ♪ 2133 01:24:41,902 --> 01:24:45,950 ♪ Punch punch a baby 2134 01:24:45,993 --> 01:24:48,474 ♪ Punch a baby now 2135 01:24:48,518 --> 01:24:52,348 [dramatic electronic music] 2136 01:24:56,656 --> 01:24:59,964 [yelling and cheering] 2137 01:25:01,139 --> 01:25:02,836 ♪ You better be dropping some C-bombs ♪ 2138 01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:06,362 ♪ Chenko, chenko, chenko 2139 01:25:12,629 --> 01:25:13,934 - I need some chen-chen right now, bitch. 2140 01:25:13,978 --> 01:25:15,240 Give me this shit. - That's my ball. 2141 01:25:15,284 --> 01:25:16,589 - What the fuck is this? 2142 01:25:16,633 --> 01:25:18,113 This is not drugs, little girl. 2143 01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:19,505 This is not drugs, little girl's mom. 2144 01:25:19,549 --> 01:25:22,160 Why would you not bring drugs to a concert. 2145 01:25:22,204 --> 01:25:24,249 - [Janeé] Maybe I can like dye it 2146 01:25:24,293 --> 01:25:27,470 a sort of color that can like match your skin. 2147 01:25:27,513 --> 01:25:30,473 - What are you doing with those fucking scissors? 2148 01:25:33,215 --> 01:25:34,346 - Don't fucking move. 2149 01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:39,134 - Okay, fucking chill, man, chill. 2150 01:25:39,177 --> 01:25:41,048 - Did you really think I was gonna 2151 01:25:41,092 --> 01:25:41,875 let you get chenko today? 2152 01:25:44,487 --> 01:25:46,706 I shouldn't even be here right now. 2153 01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:48,230 It's 11:00. 2154 01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:49,666 I'm supposed to be home fucking my fat wife in the garage, 2155 01:25:49,709 --> 01:25:52,451 but you wanna know what I told my fat wife? 2156 01:25:52,495 --> 01:25:54,018 - Unless it involves me smoking 2157 01:25:54,061 --> 01:25:57,282 shit load of chenko, you pissing the fuck off, not really. 2158 01:25:57,326 --> 01:25:58,805 - I told Mom if you were gonna stay here, 2159 01:25:58,849 --> 01:26:01,330 not to let you go to Angela's. 2160 01:26:01,373 --> 01:26:02,983 She has too many things to do in the afternoon, 2161 01:26:03,027 --> 01:26:05,160 and nobody wants to look after that little shit ball 2162 01:26:05,203 --> 01:26:07,858 while you're prancing around in Angela land. 2163 01:26:07,901 --> 01:26:10,382 - I told her if I could stop one of you shit bag fucks, 2164 01:26:10,426 --> 01:26:12,341 for gettin' high on dope, 2165 01:26:12,384 --> 01:26:14,647 I don't need to fuck my fat wife, 2166 01:26:14,691 --> 01:26:17,302 when I can just fuck you. 2167 01:26:17,346 --> 01:26:20,479 - No, Angela's is not negotiable. 2168 01:26:20,523 --> 01:26:22,046 I'm so close. 2169 01:26:22,089 --> 01:26:24,483 I just need like a couple hundred bucks more, and I'm in. 2170 01:26:24,527 --> 01:26:25,789 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 2171 01:26:25,832 --> 01:26:27,138 - [Janeé] I know you're loaded. 2172 01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:28,487 You got that dope ass reception gig. 2173 01:26:28,531 --> 01:26:30,141 Why can't you help me out? 2174 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:32,665 - Nobody wants you to touch their hair, please. 2175 01:26:32,709 --> 01:26:36,103 I'd rather pay for a can full of bees 2176 01:26:36,147 --> 01:26:38,584 to sting me in the face over and over and over again 2177 01:26:38,628 --> 01:26:41,283 than to pay for you to go to that shit. 2178 01:26:41,326 --> 01:26:43,110 - Why can't you just chill, dude. 2179 01:26:43,154 --> 01:26:44,721 I'm not fucking with you, bro. 2180 01:26:44,764 --> 01:26:46,636 There's a Billion people out there doing the same shit. 2181 01:26:46,679 --> 01:26:49,508 All we wanna do is get fucking high and just chill. 2182 01:26:49,552 --> 01:26:50,640 That's it. 2183 01:26:50,683 --> 01:26:52,337 You can't arrest all of us. 2184 01:26:52,381 --> 01:26:53,382 - Yes, I can. 2185 01:26:54,426 --> 01:26:55,514 - I'm a good person. 2186 01:26:55,558 --> 01:26:57,037 I got good inside me 2187 01:26:57,081 --> 01:26:58,300 that you know nothing about, 2188 01:26:58,343 --> 01:27:00,737 but I'm not gonna be anything like you. 2189 01:27:00,780 --> 01:27:02,434 I'm gonna be somebody. 2190 01:27:02,478 --> 01:27:04,131 Angela's gonna turn me into more of a somebody 2191 01:27:04,175 --> 01:27:05,307 than you will ever be. 2192 01:27:06,525 --> 01:27:07,657 - You really think they're gonna let in 2193 01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:08,832 a girl who has a streak that looks 2194 01:27:08,875 --> 01:27:11,095 like the inside of my asshole? 2195 01:27:12,314 --> 01:27:13,489 - Chenko makes your life fucking retarded. 2196 01:27:13,532 --> 01:27:15,534 Now don't move, 2197 01:27:15,578 --> 01:27:19,799 and let me un-retard your fucking retarded life. 2198 01:27:19,843 --> 01:27:23,412 [dramatic electronic music] 2199 01:27:28,460 --> 01:27:30,549 - You goon-bag nasty bitch. 2200 01:27:34,771 --> 01:27:38,601 [dramatic electronic music] 2201 01:27:48,524 --> 01:27:49,307 - No, man. 2202 01:27:51,353 --> 01:27:54,051 Without chenko, there is no life. 2203 01:27:56,532 --> 01:27:58,577 - You do not pull that shit with me. 2204 01:27:58,621 --> 01:28:01,276 Comb your fucking hair, bitch. 2205 01:28:01,319 --> 01:28:02,712 - Dijo chop, son. 2206 01:28:02,755 --> 01:28:05,062 [thudding] 2207 01:28:05,932 --> 01:28:06,890 - It's over, Jordan. 2208 01:28:06,933 --> 01:28:08,195 Don't fight it. 2209 01:28:08,239 --> 01:28:09,632 Can't wait to take you a place 2210 01:28:09,675 --> 01:28:11,982 where you'll never be able to smoke chenko again. 2211 01:28:12,025 --> 01:28:12,809 - No, no! 2212 01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:16,291 - Hey, asshole. 2213 01:28:16,334 --> 01:28:17,161 - Hey asshole, where the fuck is your ticket? 2214 01:28:18,467 --> 01:28:19,642 - I don't need a fucking ticket. 2215 01:28:19,685 --> 01:28:20,599 I'm a cop. 2216 01:28:20,643 --> 01:28:21,731 I go wherever the fuck I want. 2217 01:28:21,774 --> 01:28:22,558 - Need a ticket. 2218 01:28:24,429 --> 01:28:26,605 You want a baby with your face painted on. 2219 01:28:26,649 --> 01:28:28,912 [thudding] 2220 01:28:28,955 --> 01:28:31,480 [neck cracking] 2221 01:28:31,523 --> 01:28:34,439 [thudding and yelling] 2222 01:28:34,483 --> 01:28:36,528 - I had a dream about throwing babies out windows 2223 01:28:36,572 --> 01:28:37,964 That's why I wrote a song about throwing babies out windows 2224 01:28:38,008 --> 01:28:39,314 [yelling and thudding] 2225 01:28:39,357 --> 01:28:40,619 Don't think too hard about it, 2226 01:28:40,663 --> 01:28:42,534 straightforward shit you all. 2227 01:28:42,578 --> 01:28:44,580 Yo, it's about that time, y'all. 2228 01:28:44,623 --> 01:28:46,712 You ready for this thing? 2229 01:28:47,844 --> 01:28:52,457 And the winner of the chenko4life baby tattoo contest. 2230 01:28:54,894 --> 01:28:56,418 This mother fucker right here, 2231 01:28:56,461 --> 01:28:58,811 with his bloody ass baby tattoo on. 2232 01:28:58,855 --> 01:29:02,554 - That's me, I'm here! - Chenko y'all. 2233 01:29:02,598 --> 01:29:03,860 - A lifetime supply of chenko. 2234 01:29:03,903 --> 01:29:05,905 Which adds up to about two ounces, 2235 01:29:05,949 --> 01:29:08,865 because if you do it all at once, 2236 01:29:08,908 --> 01:29:11,563 then you gonna have a short ass 2237 01:29:11,607 --> 01:29:13,217 mother fucking lifetime. 2238 01:29:13,260 --> 01:29:16,220 [thudding] 2239 01:29:16,263 --> 01:29:17,526 - Do I need a fucking ticket now? 2240 01:29:20,093 --> 01:29:22,008 - FaceFuka, it's me, FaceFuka. 2241 01:29:22,052 --> 01:29:24,010 FaceFuka, it's me, right here. 2242 01:29:24,054 --> 01:29:26,186 - Come on up here, come on up onstage. 2243 01:29:26,230 --> 01:29:28,493 Let's get you fucking high. 2244 01:29:32,758 --> 01:29:33,672 - [Jordan] I'm the chenko king. 2245 01:29:33,716 --> 01:29:35,674 I'm a chenko king tonight. 2246 01:29:35,718 --> 01:29:37,894 - Chenko paraphernalia? 2247 01:29:37,937 --> 01:29:39,591 You can't fucking do that. 2248 01:29:39,635 --> 01:29:41,506 - Does he mean me? 2249 01:29:41,550 --> 01:29:45,380 [dramatic electronic music] 2250 01:29:48,426 --> 01:29:49,514 - Hey, fuck face. 2251 01:29:49,558 --> 01:29:51,690 Put the fucking chenko down. 2252 01:29:51,734 --> 01:29:54,519 Put the chenko, put it down. 2253 01:29:54,563 --> 01:29:56,739 Put the fucking chenko down. 2254 01:29:58,654 --> 01:29:59,698 Put it down. 2255 01:29:59,742 --> 01:30:02,397 Put the fucking chenko down. 2256 01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:03,702 - [All] Chenko! 2257 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:07,619 [gun fires] 2258 01:30:07,663 --> 01:30:12,624 [thudding] [dramatic electronic music] 2259 01:30:14,626 --> 01:30:16,541 - Everybody's under arrest. 2260 01:30:16,585 --> 01:30:18,413 Get on your knees and put your hands 2261 01:30:18,456 --> 01:30:19,762 behind your fucking head. 2262 01:30:19,805 --> 01:30:20,980 You're all under arrest. 2263 01:30:21,024 --> 01:30:23,809 Fuck you pig! 2264 01:30:25,115 --> 01:30:26,899 - You ain't arresting shit. 2265 01:30:26,943 --> 01:30:29,728 [gun shots fire] 2266 01:30:31,382 --> 01:30:33,819 [gun clatters to ground] 2267 01:30:33,863 --> 01:30:36,039 [crowd yelling] 2268 01:30:36,082 --> 01:30:37,736 - How could you bring a fucking cop 2269 01:30:37,780 --> 01:30:39,695 to my fucking show, yo? 2270 01:30:40,522 --> 01:30:42,480 A fucking cop! 2271 01:30:42,524 --> 01:30:45,135 [FukaFace sobs] 2272 01:30:47,659 --> 01:30:52,664 [crowd yells] [dramatic electronic music] 2273 01:30:54,927 --> 01:30:57,756 [FukaFace sobs] 2274 01:31:03,675 --> 01:31:05,677 - Stop, everybody stop. 2275 01:31:05,721 --> 01:31:08,201 Everybody stop, everybody stop. 2276 01:31:09,072 --> 01:31:09,855 Stop. 2277 01:31:12,118 --> 01:31:15,687 [dramatic electronic music] 2278 01:31:31,703 --> 01:31:34,750 - Oh, she's such a fucking psychotic bitch. 2279 01:31:34,793 --> 01:31:36,055 I hate her. 2280 01:31:36,099 --> 01:31:39,058 God, I gotta get out of here, dude. 2281 01:31:39,102 --> 01:31:39,972 I'm raging. 2282 01:31:40,016 --> 01:31:41,191 - Janeé, she doesn't know 2283 01:31:41,234 --> 01:31:43,149 what the fuck she's talking about. 2284 01:31:43,193 --> 01:31:46,022 Believe me, you're gonna be like the hottest, 2285 01:31:46,065 --> 01:31:48,111 most fucking badass hairdressin' chick 2286 01:31:48,154 --> 01:31:51,070 that Angela's Superstar School has ever seen. 2287 01:31:51,114 --> 01:31:52,681 Trust me. 2288 01:31:52,724 --> 01:31:53,856 - No, I'm not. 2289 01:31:53,899 --> 01:31:54,944 It's just not gonna work out for me. 2290 01:31:55,858 --> 01:31:58,861 [sad electronic music] 2291 01:31:58,904 --> 01:31:59,775 I'm never gonna get in. 2292 01:31:59,818 --> 01:32:02,299 I'm stupid, too, and I know it. 2293 01:32:02,342 --> 01:32:03,561 - Girl, come on. 2294 01:32:03,605 --> 01:32:04,344 You know, besides staying with Jordan, 2295 01:32:04,388 --> 01:32:06,608 you are one smart ho. 2296 01:32:06,651 --> 01:32:09,741 - Man, this is way too big to stick up my ass. 2297 01:32:15,442 --> 01:32:16,226 - I'm your girl, 2298 01:32:17,488 --> 01:32:19,838 and I don't know if you know how I operate, 2299 01:32:19,882 --> 01:32:22,362 but Grandma Stephanie would never let 2300 01:32:22,406 --> 01:32:24,103 anybody fuck this up for you. 2301 01:32:25,365 --> 01:32:28,586 [sad electronic music] 2302 01:32:32,851 --> 01:32:34,070 Okay look, don't you ever ask me 2303 01:32:34,113 --> 01:32:35,593 who my fucking baby daddy is, bitch. 2304 01:32:35,637 --> 01:32:38,378 I tapped into my abortion fund for this shit. 2305 01:32:40,729 --> 01:32:43,906 [Jordan grunts] 2306 01:32:43,949 --> 01:32:47,562 [dramatic electronic music] 2307 01:33:00,705 --> 01:33:01,532 - Aw, aw. 2308 01:33:05,797 --> 01:33:07,320 - What? 2309 01:33:07,364 --> 01:33:08,626 No way. 2310 01:33:08,670 --> 01:33:10,019 How did you do this? 2311 01:33:10,062 --> 01:33:12,238 - Well, I basically called and was like, 2312 01:33:12,282 --> 01:33:13,718 "Hey, I'm Janeé's mom." 2313 01:33:13,762 --> 01:33:15,241 And they were like, "What?" 2314 01:33:15,285 --> 01:33:18,723 And I was like, "Bitch, you know who the fuck I am." 2315 01:33:22,988 --> 01:33:25,034 - Dijo shot, bitch. 2316 01:33:27,645 --> 01:33:29,212 - Dude, I'm gonna fucking cry. 2317 01:33:29,255 --> 01:33:30,561 - It's okay. Frickin chill 2318 01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:32,868 Frickin' Chill, 2319 01:33:32,911 --> 01:33:36,523 [dramatic electronic music] 2320 01:33:47,970 --> 01:33:51,147 [inhaling and bubbling] 2321 01:34:19,871 --> 01:34:22,569 [echoing exhale] 2322 01:34:26,312 --> 01:34:30,055 [Jordan coughs and retches] 2323 01:34:52,730 --> 01:34:56,299 [dramatic electronic music] 2324 01:35:46,218 --> 01:35:47,437 - [Man] Columbia, this is Houston. 2325 01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:49,526 Go ahead, over. 2326 01:35:49,569 --> 01:35:50,919 - [Man] I did see 2327 01:35:50,962 --> 01:35:52,877 a small white object. 2328 01:35:52,921 --> 01:35:55,662 [mumbling under music and static] 2329 01:35:55,706 --> 01:35:57,360 And it looks like. 2330 01:35:57,403 --> 01:36:00,711 [mumbling under music and static] 2331 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,758 [Jordan yells] 2332 01:36:03,801 --> 01:36:07,370 [dramatic electronic music] 2333 01:36:11,940 --> 01:36:15,334 [Jordan laughing and yelling] [dramatic electronic music] 2334 01:36:15,378 --> 01:36:16,771 - Hey, huh, huh? 2335 01:36:20,078 --> 01:36:23,734 [dramatic electronic music] 2336 01:36:47,845 --> 01:36:48,628 Hey, huh? 2337 01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:58,813 [dramatic electronic music] 2338 01:37:22,749 --> 01:37:25,448 [Jordan yelling] 2339 01:37:29,582 --> 01:37:32,150 [fire explodes] 2340 01:37:38,330 --> 01:37:41,116 [Jordan groaning] 2341 01:37:53,128 --> 01:37:54,781 My dick's so hard. 2342 01:37:56,783 --> 01:37:59,569 [Jordan groaning] 2343 01:38:17,021 --> 01:38:20,416 [upbeat electronic music] 2344 01:38:30,295 --> 01:38:31,993 ♪ What was created, went on before ♪ 2345 01:38:32,036 --> 01:38:34,778 ♪ Burn your art out like some cheap old whore ♪ 2346 01:38:34,821 --> 01:38:37,737 ♪ You're all old and boring now ♪ 2347 01:38:37,781 --> 01:38:40,218 ♪ All the milk's been taken from the cow. ♪ 2348 01:38:40,262 --> 01:38:45,267 ♪ Dead and buried 2349 01:38:46,224 --> 01:38:51,186 ♪ Dead and buried 2350 01:38:52,274 --> 01:38:55,103 ♪ Switched my sulph to Ajax 2351 01:38:55,146 --> 01:38:57,409 ♪ Ain't high but I'm clean 2352 01:38:57,453 --> 01:39:02,066 ♪ Never eat anything with a face on it ♪ 2353 01:39:02,110 --> 01:39:06,070 ♪ Know what I mean? 2354 01:39:06,114 --> 01:39:11,119 ♪ Dead and buried 2355 01:39:12,076 --> 01:39:16,646 ♪ Dead and buried 2356 01:39:20,432 --> 01:39:22,130 ♪ The living ain't easy 2357 01:39:22,173 --> 01:39:23,305 ♪ The living ain't clean 2358 01:39:23,348 --> 01:39:26,177 ♪ Makes me hot, makes me naked 2359 01:39:26,221 --> 01:39:31,226 ♪ Makes feel just plain obscene ♪ 2360 01:39:33,706 --> 01:39:38,711 ♪ Dead and buried 2361 01:39:39,408 --> 01:39:42,237 ♪ Dead and buried 2362 01:39:43,978 --> 01:39:47,546 [dramatic electronic music] 2363 01:40:00,472 --> 01:40:05,477 ♪ Now we're all about the mystery plain ♪ 2364 01:40:06,348 --> 01:40:08,350 ♪ Don't know where we're going 2365 01:40:08,393 --> 01:40:11,048 ♪ And yesterday 2366 01:40:11,092 --> 01:40:14,138 ♪ Is all the same 2367 01:40:14,182 --> 01:40:19,404 ♪ Dead and buried 2368 01:40:20,144 --> 01:40:24,888 ♪ Dead and buried 2369 01:40:25,628 --> 01:40:30,111 ♪ Dead and buried 2370 01:40:31,025 --> 01:40:36,030 ♪ Dead and buried 2371 01:40:37,335 --> 01:40:39,772 ♪ Asthma attack in a purple haze ♪ 2372 01:40:39,816 --> 01:40:44,821 ♪ To call our number, so you'll die ♪ 2373 01:40:48,346 --> 01:40:49,521 ♪ Dead 2374 01:40:49,565 --> 01:40:51,262 ♪ Buried 2375 01:40:51,306 --> 01:40:52,742 ♪ Dead 2376 01:40:52,785 --> 01:40:54,352 ♪ Buried 2377 01:40:54,396 --> 01:40:55,353 ♪ Dead 2378 01:40:55,397 --> 01:40:56,485 ♪ Buried 2379 01:40:56,528 --> 01:40:57,964 ♪ Dead 2380 01:40:58,008 --> 01:40:59,314 ♪ Buried 2381 01:40:59,357 --> 01:41:00,880 ♪ Dead 2382 01:41:00,924 --> 01:41:02,230 ♪ Buried 2383 01:41:02,273 --> 01:41:03,709 ♪ Dead 2384 01:41:03,753 --> 01:41:05,276 ♪ And buried 2385 01:41:05,320 --> 01:41:07,931 ♪ Dead, dead 2386 01:41:07,974 --> 01:41:12,979 ♪ Dead 2387 01:41:14,198 --> 01:41:16,766 ♪ Asthma attack in a purple haze ♪ 2388 01:41:16,809 --> 01:41:18,115 ♪ Your cards are numbered 2389 01:41:18,159 --> 01:41:22,337 ♪ And so are my days 2390 01:41:22,380 --> 01:41:24,382 ♪ The living ain't easy 2391 01:41:24,426 --> 01:41:25,731 ♪ The living ain't clean 2392 01:41:25,775 --> 01:41:30,345 ♪ Just makes me feel plain obscene ♪ 2393 01:41:30,388 --> 01:41:33,217 ♪ Know what I mean 2394 01:41:33,261 --> 01:41:38,266 ♪ Dead and buried 2395 01:41:39,223 --> 01:41:44,185 ♪ Dead and buried 2396 01:41:44,924 --> 01:41:49,799 ♪ Dead and buried 2397 01:41:50,495 --> 01:41:53,368 ♪ Dead and buried