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- [Kyler] I didn't lay
a finger on the purse!

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(grunting)

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- [Ms. Michaels] Kyler, enough!

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(calm music)

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- Hi.
- Yo.

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- So, all right, I gotta make this quick.

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Back in Texas, I had this neighbor

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who loved to invite
strange Mexican families

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into her home for dinner.

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Well, sometimes it was
breakfast and lunch,

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but what tripped me out were

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that these families were
all fresh off the street.

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Like, they were all homeless.

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- All right, Garrett,

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I called you out here about
the Encomienda System.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Just listen.

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So after some time,

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I start noticing changes on her property.

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Like I'd get back from school,

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and there'd be a new water
fountain in the front yard,

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or brand new windows, and one
time, a whole picket fence.

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- She was putting the Mexicans to work?

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- Yeah, they painted the
house inside and out.

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- Mate.

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Oh, the arse on that totty is unmatched.

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Oh.

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Hello.

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Shame there's no vaccine
to fight against dumb.

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But she is stunning, stunning.

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- If vanilla's your flavor, man.

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Now the Encomienda System.

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All right, you have
this labor force, okay,

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who's working for like--

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- TJ, quick!

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Chocolate or vanilla?

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- Kyler, if you don't put me down,

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I'm gonna produce something chocolate

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from one end or the other.

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- Should've known
chocolate was your thing.

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No, no, no.

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How about a brownie, then?

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- That's called a wedgie.

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- Not if you don't wipe
your ass, you dirty shit.

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- Stop, Kyler.

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(laughs)

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- The bullying tactics again, guys?

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- Oh no.

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- Don't you think you're better than this?

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- Not me, no actually.

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- I am.

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- Yeah?

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- Yeah, in fact I was
just telling Kyler here

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about an extremely romantic
neighbor I used to have,

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who would have wonderful candlelit dinners

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with those she cared deeply about.

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- Mexican strays you called them.

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Oh.

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This is your routine?

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Chum, I thought here in the States,

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it went a bit more like this.

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Hey, hey.

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Fancy a magic trick?

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Huh?
- Fine.

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Let's see it.

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- Hold out your hand.

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Come on, come on.

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♪ The galaxy, the universe tried
everything to make it work ♪

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- Isn't this magical?

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- Cute, but no.

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- Oh, come on.

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- And you should get back to class.

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Garrett can't solve all your problems.

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- Yeah, obviously.

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- I don't need your help, all right?

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- All right, but I need yours, mate.

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So could we get back to
the Encomienda System?

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- Dude, my neighbor was
repaying the Mexican families

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with sexual favors.

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That's how she got arrested and
has been in jail ever since.

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The Encomienda System.

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- Oh.

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Shit.

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- We good?

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- Now why's that wanker Ms.
Michaels making us write

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about such a manky topic?

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- US History, man.

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- Sounds a bit more like
European history if you ask me.

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And as fate would have it,

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I do believe that's the woman's purse.

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Such a daft cow, that woman.

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- Leave Ms. Michaels alone.

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Besides, you know she's
gonna be right back.

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She sunbathes every day during her prep.

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- But she never leaves her purse behind.

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She's forgotten it.

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- All right, well, have at
it, I gotta get back to class.

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- Oh, come on, mate.

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I'll bet it's loaded with cash.

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Come on, I'll split it with you.

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- Kyler, you're not serious.

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- C'mon, mate.

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What's the worst that could happen?

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♪ Running with the boys,
running with their bullshit ♪

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- Oh, AC's busted.

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Look, I know it's like
100 degrees outside,

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but it'll be worse inside
with the dust mites.

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Besides, Satan's spawn
should feel right at home.

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Welcome to Saturday School.

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Come on.

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♪ Knock it out the park when
I'm sick and in the bull pen ♪

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♪ I'm too ahead of my time ♪

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♪ You could have been on my line ♪

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♪ Can't do it better than mine ♪

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♪ I play the rhythm and die
for every nickel and dime ♪

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♪ Because I'm sick in the mind ♪

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♪ Sick of my lyricism, intricate rhymes ♪

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♪ They wanna pick at it, try to rebut me ♪

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♪ Utterly a waste of their time ♪

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- This is a no excuse zone.

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All I need you to do is
show up and do your work.

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I will provide everything you need.

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- So what are we doing here?

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- In life?

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No idea.

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I was hoping maybe one of
you shitheads could tell me.

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- Ms. Michaels, don't you
think it's a bit excessive

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to be calling us names?

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- Oh, I see.

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I see that you see the urgency

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in finding respect for yourself

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when your little feelings are hurt.

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But when it comes to your
grades, honor, and dignity,

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who needs self respect, huh?

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- My grades are fine.

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- As are your bank accounts, right?

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- I ain't take shit.

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- Excuse me?

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- With all due respect, ma'am,

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I think you've lost the plot a bit.

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If your superiors have already
grilled us over the matter

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and we say we didn't
do it, we didn't do it.

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- The only thing you didn't
do was your schoolwork, ever.

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Now, there was a purse
and then there wasn't.

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School cameras show
five of you in the area

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when the purse was taken.

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Five students out of 1,700.

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Oh, so unfortunate mistakes.

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But what the camera didn't show is

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which one of you is sticky fingers.

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- So then why are we here?

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- To do your six weeks.

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Look, now we can either come clean

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or we can all stay and get dirty.

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Anyone?

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- I don't know about the rest of them,

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but I took a shower this morning.

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Does that mean I can leave?

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- But you missed in
between your ears, toots.

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Let's start with the
ice breaker, shall we?

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- This is bullshit.

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- Bullshit?

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That game is quite a
conversational starter.

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But today we're gonna play something

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called the lies, the
truth, and the absurd.

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Care to do the honors, England?

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- No.

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- I'm sober right now.

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I love my job.

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I married my cousin?

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- There's no way this is real.

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- Of course it's real.

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It's called an example, twit.

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- I'd say "married my
cousin" is the absurd.

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- [Ms. Michaels] You've
played this one before, huh?

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- So then "I love my job" is the truth?

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- There's no way this lazy
sod actually loves her job.

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Look at her.

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She's clearly hammered right now.

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- Oh, so now you care?

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- Well, how hot was the cousin?

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- Ew, no.

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Look, maybe she gets her
enjoyment from watching us suffer.

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- [Kyler] No way.

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- You never know.

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This could all be an act.

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- If the nutter had a pistol,

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she'd off herself in front of us.

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This is ridiculous.

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- Dude, that's a little harsh.

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I know, man, and I don't
want to be, I know--

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- I married my cousin.

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Sober right now.

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I love my job.

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The truth, the lie, and
the absurd, in that order.

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Cousin through marriage.

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I overheard her talking about
it in the office last week.

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- What's a ninny like
you doing in the office?

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Oh, tummy ache, ay?

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- Kyler and Sky, you
two are partners, okay?

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Scarlett and that other motherfucker.

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And TJ, you got me.

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(sighs) But first let's take a break.

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Lord knows I need one.

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(calm music)

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- Hope this helps alleviate
some of your anger issues.

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Did I do something to you?

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- Yeah, I'd say around 17 years ago

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when you outpaced 100,000 other sperm.

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- No way your mom kisses
that mouth of yours.

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- My mom's dead.

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No, I never knew my
father, and after my mom,

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I've just been moving back
and forth from England

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with my aunt ever since.

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- Look, if you need someone

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to smack a few balls around
with, I'll be your test dummy.

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- How 'bout a shag?

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- I thought girls still had
cooties to second graders.

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Or is there something you wanna tell me?

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- You think I fancy you?

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No, I'd rather stick this
racket so far up my arse

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than to have a go with you.

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- [Sky] Do you plan on being an asshole

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for every assignment?

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- Well, I am known for
other parts of my body.

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- [Sky] Look, I wanna
be done with this place.

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Okay, so can we at least agree

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to be serious while we're working?

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- Let me get something straight.

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This country is run by celebrities,

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your schooling systems are
run by drunks and potheads,

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yet you want me to be
serious about my education?

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- Well, yeah.

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- You should find yourself a new partner.

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- So I'm gonna say that your lie is

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you do 100 one-armed push ups a day.

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But don't be mad

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because it's totally
obvious that you work out.

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Your absurd is you took the
cash out of Ms. Michaels's bag.

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And your truth is you've
already been accepted

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into Harvard and Mitt.

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- MIT?

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- It's okay, sometimes I
have trouble spelling too.

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Garrett!

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- Huh?

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- So are you gonna tell me
if I got the answers right?

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- Have you ever liked someone
who doesn't even notice you?

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- I'm sure I've been there before.

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- So if you were me,

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what would you say to
get Sky to notice you?

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- To get lost.

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- [Garrett] What?

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- Look into her eyes when
you're talking to her.

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See if you can look inside and
see how tender her heart is.

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And maybe you can tell him

260
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how much you adore his gorgeous smile.

261
00:11:43,407 --> 00:11:46,438
- Scarlett, you have a thing for Kyler?

262
00:11:46,438 --> 00:11:47,310
- Her.

263
00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:48,358
I meant you can tell her

264
00:11:48,358 --> 00:11:50,597
how much you adore her gorgeous smile.

265
00:11:50,597 --> 00:11:51,430
- Got it.

266
00:11:52,268 --> 00:11:53,257
You didn't steal the purse.

267
00:11:53,257 --> 00:11:55,049
I know because you're a terrible liar.

268
00:11:55,049 --> 00:11:57,449
Having sex with over 100
guys is absurd for anyone

269
00:11:57,449 --> 00:11:59,668
who doesn't live on a Las Vegas ranch.

270
00:11:59,668 --> 00:12:01,369
And I think it's true,

271
00:12:01,369 --> 00:12:03,548
you don't deserve your
reputation for being a slut.

272
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,381
We done?

273
00:12:10,969 --> 00:12:13,248
- "I don't like girls."

274
00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:14,678
- That's my truth.

275
00:12:14,678 --> 00:12:16,337
- At all?

276
00:12:16,337 --> 00:12:18,358
- Sometimes on Tuesdays.

277
00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:23,188
- What you gonna do when it's
time for you to have kids?

278
00:12:23,188 --> 00:12:24,217
- I don't really think they'd fit

279
00:12:24,217 --> 00:12:26,717
out my butthole, Ms. Michaels.

280
00:12:27,936 --> 00:12:30,678
- Look, if you know who took my money,

281
00:12:30,678 --> 00:12:33,209
why don't you just tell me,
and let me get you outta here?

282
00:12:33,209 --> 00:12:34,748
- Maybe that's not his truth.

283
00:12:34,748 --> 00:12:37,158
- That doesn't seem to
be any of your truths.

284
00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:39,878
I mean, Kyler here's a quack,
you girls are clueless,

285
00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:42,211
and, well, TJ here is a gay.

286
00:12:45,407 --> 00:12:49,824
What, Garrett, you gonna
tell me you think he's cute?

287
00:12:50,877 --> 00:12:53,137
- So, can we go now?

288
00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:54,889
- Sure, leave.

289
00:12:54,889 --> 00:12:57,009
I mean, whether you leave
now or at the end of the day,

290
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,529
we better get used to the
sound of each other's voices.

291
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,928
Because if y'all don't run me my money,

292
00:13:01,928 --> 00:13:03,775
or give me a better effort around here,

293
00:13:03,775 --> 00:13:07,525
I'm gonna be scheduling
a few more Saturdays.

294
00:13:09,028 --> 00:13:10,889
- I didn't take the purse.

295
00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:12,417
- That must be the lie.

296
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,249
- Oh, I'm certain it would take someone

297
00:13:14,249 --> 00:13:17,049
who spends the day on her back to know.

298
00:13:17,049 --> 00:13:20,549
- That must make your attitude the absurd.

299
00:13:33,929 --> 00:13:35,537
Get over yourself, TJ.

300
00:13:35,537 --> 00:13:39,798
I know exactly how to say I'm not a thief.

301
00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:44,798
- Is thief spelled T-H-I-E or T-H-E-I?

302
00:13:46,545 --> 00:13:50,295
- Scarlett, come on,
you're better than that.

303
00:13:53,638 --> 00:13:55,971
- I before E except after C.

304
00:13:57,506 --> 00:13:59,839
- T-H-I-E, oh.

305
00:14:03,638 --> 00:14:06,020
♪ And on his farm he had some chicks ♪

306
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,908
♪ E-I-E-I-ho ♪

307
00:14:08,908 --> 00:14:10,700
(laughs)

308
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:15,100
- Pretty sure Old MacDonald
had some pigs too.

309
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:18,278
- (snorts) What's the old
sod got you into today?

310
00:14:18,278 --> 00:14:19,769
- Gotta plead our case.

311
00:14:19,769 --> 00:14:23,540
Let the rogue cop know
our leading suspects.

312
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:25,788
- We need a pencil for that?

313
00:14:25,788 --> 00:14:26,948
- Would you like to see an assignment

314
00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:28,668
that would motivate you to use one?

315
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:29,917
- Actually, I do.

316
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,037
Care to have a go at a runner?

317
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:35,465
- The last thing I wanna do
in this heat is go for a run.

318
00:14:35,465 --> 00:14:36,980
- Hey.

319
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,699
Kid, get off the gay porn

320
00:14:38,699 --> 00:14:41,918
and do tell me how the
Americans say scurry off,

321
00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:43,579
no, not scurry off.

322
00:14:43,579 --> 00:14:44,969
Run away.

323
00:14:44,969 --> 00:14:45,802
- [TJ] Escape?

324
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:46,802
- That's it.

325
00:14:49,596 --> 00:14:51,846
- And what if she wakes up?

326
00:14:55,857 --> 00:14:57,026
- I'm sure we can leg it back

327
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,057
before the drunkard even
realizes what day it is.

328
00:15:00,057 --> 00:15:02,497
Now shall we have a go?

329
00:15:02,497 --> 00:15:05,726
Or are you too posh for your own request?

330
00:15:05,726 --> 00:15:07,809
(laughs)

331
00:15:15,628 --> 00:15:16,988
- Posh.

332
00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:17,821
Really need to get one

333
00:15:17,821 --> 00:15:20,596
of those British translation dictionaries.

334
00:15:20,596 --> 00:15:23,013
(calm music)

335
00:15:28,497 --> 00:15:30,080
- [TJ] Thanks, man.

336
00:15:32,577 --> 00:15:34,409
- Are you sure you know
where you're going?

337
00:15:34,409 --> 00:15:35,326
- Positive.

338
00:15:38,276 --> 00:15:39,109
All right.

339
00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:42,908
I believe you call this Spin
the Bottle in the States.

340
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:45,908
But I like mine with a little twist.

341
00:15:47,457 --> 00:15:49,868
What you guys gonna do, you're
gonna write down any question

342
00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:51,697
or dare you can think of.

343
00:15:51,697 --> 00:15:52,864
Write it down.

344
00:16:00,468 --> 00:16:02,385
- Gotta spell it right.

345
00:16:04,057 --> 00:16:05,777
Here you go.

346
00:16:05,777 --> 00:16:06,777
Thanks, man.

347
00:16:13,864 --> 00:16:15,844
Dude, I gotta ask, is that a diary?

348
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,784
- No, it's a journal.

349
00:16:17,784 --> 00:16:19,686
- (laughs) Okay.

350
00:16:19,686 --> 00:16:20,983
- Can dish it, but can't take it?

351
00:16:20,983 --> 00:16:22,650
- Oh, do your worst.

352
00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:31,635
Anyone who doesn't answer or
perform the dare, must drink.

353
00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:34,846
Unless cowardice has already
overtaken this country.

354
00:16:34,846 --> 00:16:36,166
- I think we'll stick with the dares.

355
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:39,416
Or whatever else is in the damn bottle.

356
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:45,153
- All right.

357
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:48,806
(sighs)

358
00:16:48,806 --> 00:16:53,275
- Come on, Betty, better
put up or show up, right?

359
00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:58,025
- Let's see, we've got "Take
off an article of clothing."

360
00:16:58,899 --> 00:17:00,149
This your work?

361
00:17:01,149 --> 00:17:03,048
- Guess cowardice spread from England.

362
00:17:03,048 --> 00:17:04,288
Contagious much?

363
00:17:04,288 --> 00:17:06,068
- Come on, buddy, what you
gonna do, what you gonna do?

364
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,095
- Contagious?

365
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:08,045
- Oh!

366
00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:09,114
- Smells a little contagious.

367
00:17:09,114 --> 00:17:10,295
- That's disgusting.

368
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:11,445
- Dude.

369
00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:12,532
- What?

370
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,282
- That's lame, gross.

371
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,320
"Kiss Kyler."

372
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,675
- Oh, are we doing it or what?

373
00:17:25,675 --> 00:17:27,245
- [Scarlett] Do it, do it, do it.

374
00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:28,835
- Just give me the bottle.

375
00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:30,235
(Kyler groans)

376
00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:31,253
- Wow.

377
00:17:31,253 --> 00:17:32,753
- Talk about lame.

378
00:17:36,093 --> 00:17:38,822
Keep going, keep going, keep going.

379
00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:39,655
Yum.

380
00:17:44,795 --> 00:17:46,115
- All right, hand me the bottle.

381
00:17:46,115 --> 00:17:47,282
- Here you go.

382
00:17:54,523 --> 00:17:56,143
- "Sky or Scarlett?"

383
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,493
- Oh, brilliant!

384
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,064
- I guess we know who wrote that one.

385
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:02,113
- Sky.

386
00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:02,946
- Aww!

387
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,019
- Geez, come on, let's go.

388
00:18:11,104 --> 00:18:12,021
- Scarlett.

389
00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:15,227
- Why are we doing this again?

390
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,136
- [Garrett] Oh.

391
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,227
'Cause we got nothing else to do?

392
00:18:17,227 --> 00:18:18,060
- Fine.

393
00:18:20,536 --> 00:18:21,805
"Kiss."

394
00:18:21,805 --> 00:18:24,637
- [Kyler] What's it say?

395
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,887
- "Kiss Kyler."

396
00:18:31,755 --> 00:18:34,157
(laughs)

397
00:18:34,157 --> 00:18:35,574
- Here she comes.

398
00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:41,517
(laughs)

399
00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:43,928
- [Scarlett] O for two, Kyler.

400
00:18:43,928 --> 00:18:44,928
- Well done.

401
00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:52,079
- Oh, TJ!

402
00:18:53,227 --> 00:18:54,155
TJ, let's see it.

403
00:18:54,155 --> 00:18:55,595
- It's okay to breathe, buddy.

404
00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:56,550
- Yeah, just--

405
00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:57,627
- That's how friends hang out.

406
00:18:57,627 --> 00:18:59,446
- Yeah, come on, loosen
up a little bit, man.

407
00:18:59,446 --> 00:19:01,406
Maybe he needs a shot or two.

408
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:02,495
- I ain't kissing no Kyler.

409
00:19:02,495 --> 00:19:04,284
(laughs)

410
00:19:04,284 --> 00:19:05,737
- Hey, hey, hey, just
because he likes guys

411
00:19:05,737 --> 00:19:07,417
doesn't mean he likes you, man.

412
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,326
- I mean, you always have
always been prettier than I.

413
00:19:09,326 --> 00:19:11,787
- Just hand him the bottle already.

414
00:19:11,787 --> 00:19:14,035
(kisses)

415
00:19:14,035 --> 00:19:15,726
(laughs)

416
00:19:15,726 --> 00:19:17,726
(spits)

417
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:19,700
- I hate the suspense.

418
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,137
Just let me get it over with.

419
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:23,804
- [Kyler] Let's see.

420
00:19:26,555 --> 00:19:29,388
- "Remove an article of clothing."

421
00:19:30,525 --> 00:19:31,627
Just give me the bottle.

422
00:19:31,627 --> 00:19:33,126
- [Kyler] Oh, come on!

423
00:19:33,126 --> 00:19:34,217
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

424
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:35,155
- Do you always think you're better

425
00:19:35,155 --> 00:19:36,505
than everybody around you?

426
00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:37,338
- Oh!
- Oh!

427
00:19:38,225 --> 00:19:39,257
Seems that way.

428
00:19:39,257 --> 00:19:40,945
- Yeah, posh, right?

429
00:19:40,945 --> 00:19:42,905
Totally posh.
- Posh.

430
00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:43,738
Oh.

431
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:50,726
♪ I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you ♪

432
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:57,475
♪ I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you ♪

433
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,417
♪ I love you, I love you ♪

434
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:02,257
- All right, cover yourself up.

435
00:20:02,257 --> 00:20:03,937
Made your point.

436
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:04,770
Come on.

437
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:13,842
- What's in the box?

438
00:20:13,842 --> 00:20:15,393
- Mock trial, with a twist.

439
00:20:15,393 --> 00:20:17,592
Guys are girls and girls are guys.

440
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,574
Then you'll argue until I'm satisfied.

441
00:20:19,574 --> 00:20:21,566
- Why do we have to switch genders?

442
00:20:21,566 --> 00:20:23,453
Why can't we just be ourselves?

443
00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:25,703
- Because I don't like you.

444
00:20:26,614 --> 00:20:28,031
- I figured that.

445
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:31,125
- There you go, that's you.

446
00:20:33,086 --> 00:20:35,169
(laughs)

447
00:20:39,045 --> 00:20:41,345
- How many people have
you been with, Garrett?

448
00:20:41,345 --> 00:20:44,166
- It's Garretta, sweetie.

449
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,254
- Ms. Michaels, if he isn't
gonna be taking this seriously,

450
00:20:46,254 --> 00:20:48,654
then what's the point of this activity?

451
00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:49,545
- Sustained.

452
00:20:49,545 --> 00:20:52,046
Answer the question, Garretta.

453
00:20:52,046 --> 00:20:53,172
- Two.

454
00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:55,871
- How does it feel to be a slut?

455
00:20:55,871 --> 00:20:57,083
- I've been with two people in my life,

456
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,553
and that makes me a slut?

457
00:20:58,553 --> 00:21:00,072
- Yeah, it does.

458
00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:02,883
- So if I'm a slut, what's
that make someone like you?

459
00:21:02,883 --> 00:21:04,913
- Am I supposed to be asking
the questions or what?

460
00:21:04,913 --> 00:21:05,913
- Sustained.

461
00:21:06,803 --> 00:21:09,220
Answer the question, Garrett.

462
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,673
- It feels unfair.

463
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:17,191
How can I be a slut when I don't even feel

464
00:21:17,191 --> 00:21:20,691
like I know what I'm doing in the bedroom?

465
00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:23,403
Hey!

466
00:21:23,403 --> 00:21:25,294
- You like it when I can
see everything, don't you?

467
00:21:25,294 --> 00:21:26,127
- No!

468
00:21:26,127 --> 00:21:26,960
And if you do it again,

469
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,523
I'm gonna treat you like
that mustache is real.

470
00:21:28,523 --> 00:21:30,014
- Oh, the fiesty kind.

471
00:21:30,014 --> 00:21:31,360
You mean it makes you uncomfortable

472
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,821
when I touch you without your permission?

473
00:21:32,821 --> 00:21:33,930
- Yes, I do.

474
00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:36,347
And it's called self respect.

475
00:21:39,962 --> 00:21:42,101
Can I ask a few questions now?

476
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,261
- [Ms. Michaels] Overruled!

477
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:45,094
Sky and TJ, you're up.

478
00:21:48,232 --> 00:21:51,790
- So, how many people
have you been with, Sky?

479
00:21:51,790 --> 00:21:54,722
- Jesus, you guys don't
have any other questions?

480
00:21:54,722 --> 00:21:56,751
- We're high school students.

481
00:21:56,751 --> 00:21:57,584
- Touche.

482
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:58,761
Sky?

483
00:21:58,761 --> 00:21:59,660
- None.

484
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:00,942
I guess you could say I'm saving myself

485
00:22:00,942 --> 00:22:02,641
for the right person.

486
00:22:02,641 --> 00:22:04,390
- [TJ] Oh, so you're a lame?

487
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:05,390
- A lame?

488
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:08,140
- Mm-hmm, a nerd, a geek, a dork.

489
00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:15,839
- How does saving myself for
someone special make me a dork?

490
00:22:15,839 --> 00:22:18,006
- Can I have a go at this?

491
00:22:19,692 --> 00:22:20,692
- Objection!

492
00:22:21,630 --> 00:22:22,641
- Seriously?

493
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,572
- Sorry, Sky, fair is fair.

494
00:22:24,572 --> 00:22:25,405
- Fine.

495
00:22:25,405 --> 00:22:26,988
No, I'm not a lame.

496
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:28,699
- Come on, Ms. Michaels.

497
00:22:28,699 --> 00:22:30,618
I have somethin' to say here.

498
00:22:30,618 --> 00:22:32,441
- A bit late to the party, aren't we?

499
00:22:32,441 --> 00:22:36,175
How can I be sure that
you're even serious?

500
00:22:36,175 --> 00:22:39,008
- Ms. Michaels, this is excessive!

501
00:22:40,169 --> 00:22:42,150
- (laughs) Overruled.

502
00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:43,949
- Ms. Michaels, can I at least have a run

503
00:22:43,949 --> 00:22:46,089
at a few questions now?

504
00:22:46,089 --> 00:22:47,579
- Garrett, running from your problems

505
00:22:47,579 --> 00:22:49,300
isn't going to solve anything.

506
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:51,550
Maybe if you looked around,

507
00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:53,321
you might realize that the
answers are staring you

508
00:22:53,321 --> 00:22:54,939
right in the face.

509
00:22:54,939 --> 00:22:56,670
- I don't know what you're talking about.

510
00:22:56,670 --> 00:22:58,841
I answered every single
one of your questions.

511
00:22:58,841 --> 00:23:01,681
The least you could do
is answer a few of mine.

512
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,470
- Fine, what questions do you have for me?

513
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:07,637
- Well, they're more for Sky actually.

514
00:23:11,009 --> 00:23:12,259
- Ms. Michaels!

515
00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:15,224
- TJ, knock it off!

516
00:23:22,060 --> 00:23:23,429
- You okay with me calling you a lame,

517
00:23:23,429 --> 00:23:24,929
even when you say you ain't one?

518
00:23:24,929 --> 00:23:26,020
- Of course not, idiot.

519
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:27,020
- Easy, Sky!

520
00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:31,430
- Were you even aware
that boys get bullied

521
00:23:31,430 --> 00:23:33,510
for their lack of sexual experience?

522
00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:34,510
- Well, yeah, that's why--

523
00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:36,310
- I'm listening.

524
00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:38,641
- That's why so many of them lie about it.

525
00:23:38,641 --> 00:23:42,849
- What kind of advice would
you give someone like me?

526
00:23:42,849 --> 00:23:45,390
- I would say to be patient.

527
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:47,990
You'll know the right
person when you meet them.

528
00:23:47,990 --> 00:23:50,721
- And someone like Kyler?

529
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,601
- First of all, I would
tell him to be on time.

530
00:23:53,601 --> 00:23:56,852
Because if he can't be on time
to the things that matter,

531
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,732
when he opens his eyes, he's
going to realize the things

532
00:23:58,732 --> 00:24:01,379
that matter to him have expired.

533
00:24:01,379 --> 00:24:03,860
- Hey, you said you had something to say.

534
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:06,430
Hopefully, you can do it in
a manner that isn't too curt,

535
00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:09,763
or brusque as you teens so typically do.

536
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:15,076
- All right, I'll be here from now on.

537
00:24:15,076 --> 00:24:16,918
Ms. Michaels, class.

538
00:24:16,918 --> 00:24:17,918
I'm serious.

539
00:24:19,388 --> 00:24:20,497
- And we're off.

540
00:24:20,497 --> 00:24:22,497
See you after the break.

541
00:24:27,569 --> 00:24:30,236
(ball bouncing)

542
00:24:34,937 --> 00:24:36,569
- Make you feel any better?

543
00:24:36,569 --> 00:24:38,868
- What's that supposed to mean?

544
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:42,148
- You seem a little upset, that's all.

545
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,148
(claps)

546
00:24:48,508 --> 00:24:50,148
- Had another row with me aunt yesterday

547
00:24:50,148 --> 00:24:51,998
about the bloody dishes again.

548
00:24:51,998 --> 00:24:53,838
I can't figure it out.

549
00:24:53,838 --> 00:24:55,289
I wash the dishes by hand,

550
00:24:55,289 --> 00:24:57,798
she gets on me about
putting them in the washer.

551
00:24:57,798 --> 00:24:58,929
When I put 'em in the washer,

552
00:24:58,929 --> 00:25:02,537
she wants me to take my time
with washing them by hand.

553
00:25:02,537 --> 00:25:03,370
Can't win.

554
00:25:05,108 --> 00:25:06,017
What?

555
00:25:06,017 --> 00:25:07,129
- You wash dishes?

556
00:25:07,129 --> 00:25:07,962
- Well, of course.

557
00:25:07,962 --> 00:25:09,588
Unless you expect the swine to starve.

558
00:25:09,588 --> 00:25:10,421
- No.

559
00:25:11,556 --> 00:25:13,056
The swine, I mean,

560
00:25:14,249 --> 00:25:16,937
I realize you have to eat.

561
00:25:16,937 --> 00:25:19,737
- No, me aunt, she works such long hours.

562
00:25:19,737 --> 00:25:22,417
I can only stomach so much pepperoni

563
00:25:22,417 --> 00:25:25,068
from the dumpster outside
Fred's Pizza sometimes.

564
00:25:25,068 --> 00:25:26,497
- You don't?

565
00:25:26,497 --> 00:25:28,169
- Why wouldn't I?

566
00:25:28,169 --> 00:25:29,798
- Because it's a dumpster, Kyler.

567
00:25:29,798 --> 00:25:31,017
- What, so you agree with them?

568
00:25:31,017 --> 00:25:32,434
- Agree with who?

569
00:25:33,638 --> 00:25:37,148
- What, you think we still hold
a grudge against the French?

570
00:25:37,148 --> 00:25:40,126
When me stomach growls, and
the adults around are too busy

571
00:25:40,126 --> 00:25:42,057
and want me to figure it out.

572
00:25:42,057 --> 00:25:43,365
But I come up with me plan,

573
00:25:43,365 --> 00:25:47,486
I'm no different than a tosser,
as far as they can tell.

574
00:25:47,486 --> 00:25:49,403
I can't figure 'em out.

575
00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:52,926
- Well, you can't just go around

576
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,755
eating germ-infested food, Kyler.

577
00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:58,225
Some things you should know on your own.

578
00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:00,097
- It's those expectations
that bring pressure,

579
00:26:00,097 --> 00:26:01,685
don't you think?

580
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,377
- [Sky] If they're being
too hard on you, yeah.

581
00:26:03,377 --> 00:26:06,366
But I'm pretty sure they
don't wanna see you suffer.

582
00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:09,348
- No man with half a wit is
eating out of a dumpster,

583
00:26:09,348 --> 00:26:11,196
but how can they not see the
pressure they put me under

584
00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:14,646
to perform successfully
is shaking me confidence?

585
00:26:14,646 --> 00:26:17,775
Hard to get me timing right.

586
00:26:17,775 --> 00:26:20,206
- Do they even know what you want?

587
00:26:20,206 --> 00:26:21,539
I mean, in life?

588
00:26:22,625 --> 00:26:23,875
- I don't know.

589
00:26:25,977 --> 00:26:28,116
It's hard to jump off a bridge for them,

590
00:26:28,116 --> 00:26:32,516
when you don't know if
they have your back or not.

591
00:26:32,516 --> 00:26:34,849
- Do you know what you want?

592
00:26:36,465 --> 00:26:37,715
- I think I do.

593
00:26:39,476 --> 00:26:42,305
- Well, you probably should be 100% sure.

594
00:26:42,305 --> 00:26:45,972
In case the parachute
fails during the fall.

595
00:26:46,977 --> 00:26:49,727
- Who wants to kiss a boy anyway?

596
00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:53,158
(gentle music)

597
00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:08,924
(clears throat)

598
00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:24,183
(clears throat)

599
00:27:49,806 --> 00:27:52,473
(clears throat)

600
00:27:57,961 --> 00:27:59,211
- Ms. Michaels?

601
00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:04,081
- This better be good, you
interrupting my nap and all.

602
00:28:04,081 --> 00:28:05,713
- You're holding a newspaper.

603
00:28:05,713 --> 00:28:07,921
- I take it in the bathroom too.

604
00:28:07,921 --> 00:28:09,849
Doesn't mean I'm reading it.

605
00:28:09,849 --> 00:28:11,140
- Gross.

606
00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:15,390
Doesn't the newspaper leave
scars in your butthole?

607
00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:19,309
- I was wondering what you'd like--

608
00:28:19,309 --> 00:28:23,777
- Why TJ's still wearing
a skirt over there?

609
00:28:23,777 --> 00:28:25,057
- I thought we were clear.

610
00:28:25,057 --> 00:28:26,974
The boy likes rainbows.

611
00:28:27,909 --> 00:28:30,169
You know what, if you
don't put that phone down,

612
00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:31,310
I'll be taking it.

613
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,393
We are testing, you know.

614
00:28:34,809 --> 00:28:36,510
- Actually, I was just wondering
what you'd like us to do

615
00:28:36,510 --> 00:28:37,880
if we finish early.

616
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,079
- I'm glad you asked.

617
00:28:39,079 --> 00:28:40,460
You can get yourself stretched out

618
00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:41,921
and head on over to the track.

619
00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:44,171
Starting with you, Garrett.

620
00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:53,910
♪ Come on ♪

621
00:28:55,927 --> 00:28:58,670
♪ What is this meaning ♪

622
00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:01,070
♪ I live my life but it seems ♪

623
00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:03,510
♪ I can't predict ♪

624
00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:04,343
- Hey.

625
00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:06,529
We're here because of you.

626
00:29:06,529 --> 00:29:08,070
The least you could do is keep running.

627
00:29:08,070 --> 00:29:10,300
- Well, I never trained much
for track and field, okay?

628
00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:13,572
So you're gonna have to
forgive me of my mistake.

629
00:29:13,572 --> 00:29:14,692
- Cheating isn't a mistake.

630
00:29:14,692 --> 00:29:15,780
It's a choice.

631
00:29:15,780 --> 00:29:17,938
- Oh, you pick that up in Elle Magazine?

632
00:29:17,938 --> 00:29:19,252
Get off my back, okay?

633
00:29:19,252 --> 00:29:21,059
I didn't know Ms. Michaels
was gonna subject us all

634
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:24,269
to such cruel and
unusual punishment, okay?

635
00:29:24,269 --> 00:29:26,012
I mean, god, if I didn't know any better,

636
00:29:26,012 --> 00:29:27,750
I'd say we should hide from cheetahs

637
00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:29,060
in this fucking Serengeti.

638
00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:32,030
- The way you're running,
you'd be the first one eaten.

639
00:29:32,030 --> 00:29:32,863
- You know what?

640
00:29:32,863 --> 00:29:35,201
Okay, fine, all right, I'm sorry, okay?

641
00:29:35,201 --> 00:29:36,091
I'm sorry.

642
00:29:36,091 --> 00:29:37,892
Are you happy now?

643
00:29:37,892 --> 00:29:39,481
What else do you want from me?

644
00:29:39,481 --> 00:29:41,401
- Garrett, if I have to
spell it out for you,

645
00:29:41,401 --> 00:29:44,172
maybe it's not worth wanting.

646
00:29:44,172 --> 00:29:46,672
- When did you learn to spell?

647
00:29:50,501 --> 00:29:52,390
- TJ, you're doing good, mate.

648
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,869
- Let me guess, good
for a gay dude, right?

649
00:29:54,869 --> 00:29:56,972
- TJ, I'm not trying to
start with you back there.

650
00:29:56,972 --> 00:29:59,889
I guess I was trying to avoid this.

651
00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:02,950
- I think we all know you're
a glutton for punishment.

652
00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:04,692
I just wish you could come up with ways

653
00:30:04,692 --> 00:30:06,442
to keep me out of it.

654
00:30:07,481 --> 00:30:11,302
- TJ, I haven't been
that bad to you, have I?

655
00:30:11,302 --> 00:30:13,492
- Kyler, you beat me up
to make yourself look good

656
00:30:13,492 --> 00:30:14,670
in front of girls.

657
00:30:14,670 --> 00:30:15,759
And you got me out here sweatin'

658
00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:17,491
like one of Massa's runaways.

659
00:30:17,491 --> 00:30:19,340
I don't know what black people
are like back in England.

660
00:30:19,340 --> 00:30:20,531
But here?

661
00:30:20,531 --> 00:30:22,150
Black folks don't do heat.

662
00:30:22,150 --> 00:30:25,971
Feel like we 'bout to pick
some cotton or some shit.

663
00:30:25,971 --> 00:30:26,804
- Whoa.

664
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,113
Oi, hey.

665
00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:33,192
You've got a little
soul in you, don't you?

666
00:30:33,192 --> 00:30:35,032
Never heard you utter
more than a sentence.

667
00:30:35,032 --> 00:30:36,992
- Yeah, you know what they say.

668
00:30:36,992 --> 00:30:39,411
It's the quiet ones you gotta watch.

669
00:30:39,411 --> 00:30:41,312
- Did you take the purse, TJ?

670
00:30:41,312 --> 00:30:43,640
- Actually, I was about to
ask you the same question.

671
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,557
- What, me?

672
00:30:45,531 --> 00:30:46,942
- You promise to be
serious about your work,

673
00:30:46,942 --> 00:30:49,502
and all of 10 minutes later
you're caught cheating?

674
00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:51,501
Sounds like the breadcrumbs
of a serial liar.

675
00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,249
- I don't even eat cereal for breakfast.

676
00:30:53,249 --> 00:30:54,472
All right?

677
00:30:54,472 --> 00:30:56,342
I've done a lot of things in my life,

678
00:30:56,342 --> 00:30:58,160
stealing ain't one of them.

679
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,320
- Why should we believe
anything you say at this point?

680
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,091
- Believe whatever you want.

681
00:31:02,091 --> 00:31:04,792
But just know, those who point the finger

682
00:31:04,792 --> 00:31:08,622
have three pointing back at themselves.

683
00:31:08,622 --> 00:31:09,850
- Delinquents!

684
00:31:09,850 --> 00:31:12,100
I'll see you next Saturday!

685
00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:18,021
- I don't know how much more
of her antics I can take.

686
00:31:18,021 --> 00:31:19,872
- Not to worry, my good man.

687
00:31:19,872 --> 00:31:23,611
I got something that can numb the pain.

688
00:31:23,611 --> 00:31:24,611
- Like what?

689
00:31:31,402 --> 00:31:32,235
- Molly?

690
00:31:33,243 --> 00:31:35,264
So what else have you been hiding?

691
00:31:35,264 --> 00:31:36,097
- Nothing any different

692
00:31:36,097 --> 00:31:38,763
than what's been stashed in your handbag.

693
00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:40,523
- I bet I have way less to worry about

694
00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:42,792
in my backpack than you do in yours.

695
00:31:42,792 --> 00:31:44,562
- How about you two just switch already?

696
00:31:44,562 --> 00:31:45,512
- TJ.

697
00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:47,224
Kyler's reputation would be ruined

698
00:31:47,224 --> 00:31:49,631
if he was caught dead with a purse.

699
00:31:49,631 --> 00:31:53,048
Oh, maybe you could bring the murse back.

700
00:31:54,631 --> 00:31:55,464
- This is stupid.

701
00:31:55,464 --> 00:31:57,310
You think I give a toss
what's in your bag?

702
00:31:57,310 --> 00:31:59,732
- A girl gives a guy a chance
to go through her backpack,

703
00:31:59,732 --> 00:32:01,362
and he declines?

704
00:32:01,362 --> 00:32:02,511
Tell me you're willing to submit

705
00:32:02,511 --> 00:32:04,844
to the origins of cowardice.

706
00:32:08,242 --> 00:32:09,659
- Fine, whatever.

707
00:32:10,882 --> 00:32:11,780
Can we just exclude my--

708
00:32:11,780 --> 00:32:12,671
- Diary?

709
00:32:12,671 --> 00:32:15,588
- It's not a diary, it's a journal.

710
00:32:23,183 --> 00:32:25,703
- "Her laughter is the
rhythm of my heartbeat.

711
00:32:25,703 --> 00:32:28,412
"One blink from her
beautiful lashes sends a gust

712
00:32:28,412 --> 00:32:30,252
"of wind through my soul.

713
00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:33,212
"I'd die a thousand deaths
to live 10 seconds with her.

714
00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:34,712
"Love envies her."

715
00:32:39,549 --> 00:32:41,532
- Do you write?

716
00:32:41,532 --> 00:32:42,739
- I mean, I draw a lil bit.

717
00:32:42,739 --> 00:32:45,107
- Just give it to me.

718
00:32:45,107 --> 00:32:47,607
- Kyler, you can really write.

719
00:32:49,237 --> 00:32:51,339
You did write that, didn't you?

720
00:32:51,339 --> 00:32:53,019
- The attitude totally makes sense now.

721
00:32:53,019 --> 00:32:53,957
Look.

722
00:32:53,957 --> 00:32:55,584
- Tampon, Sky?

723
00:32:55,584 --> 00:32:59,128
You literally walk around
with a stick up your butt.

724
00:32:59,128 --> 00:33:00,147
Except it's up your--

725
00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:02,814
- Yes, I think we get the point.

726
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:05,407
- Water balloons?

727
00:33:05,407 --> 00:33:06,896
What, are you turning nine?

728
00:33:06,896 --> 00:33:08,917
- Don't sleep on a good birthday bash.

729
00:33:08,917 --> 00:33:11,500
You guys don't like goody bags?

730
00:33:12,477 --> 00:33:13,846
Scarlett?

731
00:33:13,846 --> 00:33:15,048
- Not gonna lie.

732
00:33:15,048 --> 00:33:16,808
I live for the noisemakers.

733
00:33:16,808 --> 00:33:17,704
- See?

734
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,356
There are more ways to have
fun than popping pills.

735
00:33:20,356 --> 00:33:23,259
- All right, well, why don't you show us?

736
00:33:23,259 --> 00:33:25,528
- I bet I can accept a
challenge if you boys can.

737
00:33:25,528 --> 00:33:28,099
- Anything you girls can
do, we can do better.

738
00:33:28,099 --> 00:33:29,349
- Oh, it is on.

739
00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:34,763
Let the games begin.

740
00:33:36,186 --> 00:33:38,603
(calm music)

741
00:33:40,368 --> 00:33:42,237
♪ Why ♪

742
00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:44,067
♪ Yeah ♪

743
00:33:44,067 --> 00:33:49,067
♪ Happier days when I, yeah, yeah, hey ♪

744
00:33:49,179 --> 00:33:50,779
♪ Happier days when I cried ♪

745
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:53,259
♪ I don't have to tell a lie, hey ♪

746
00:33:53,259 --> 00:33:54,739
♪ Blowing loud into the sky ♪

747
00:33:54,739 --> 00:33:57,283
♪ Take a second to recline, yeah ♪

748
00:33:57,283 --> 00:33:58,715
♪ Still got my eyes on the prize ♪

749
00:33:58,715 --> 00:34:01,235
♪ And it's too late to rewind, yeah ♪

750
00:34:01,235 --> 00:34:02,683
♪ Pick myself off of the ground ♪

751
00:34:02,683 --> 00:34:05,024
♪ Put myself back on the line, yeah ♪

752
00:34:05,024 --> 00:34:07,532
- All right, I think you
all know the way this works.

753
00:34:07,532 --> 00:34:08,635
First to five.

754
00:34:08,635 --> 00:34:10,515
Catch or die, bitches!

755
00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:11,595
- Wait.

756
00:34:11,595 --> 00:34:13,173
What happens if you lose?

757
00:34:13,173 --> 00:34:14,573
When you lose.

758
00:34:14,573 --> 00:34:19,565
- Well, look whose water
balloons decided to drop.

759
00:34:19,565 --> 00:34:21,148
- What do you want?

760
00:34:22,056 --> 00:34:25,542
- Maybe some chocolate, strawberries.

761
00:34:25,542 --> 00:34:26,959
My shot with you.

762
00:34:29,494 --> 00:34:30,832
- A date?

763
00:34:30,832 --> 00:34:33,083
- We're not even throwing fruit, moron!

764
00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:34,843
For bragging rights.

765
00:34:34,843 --> 00:34:36,010
- Yes, a date.

766
00:34:37,472 --> 00:34:40,291
- Win first and maybe we can talk.

767
00:34:40,291 --> 00:34:43,040
(laughs)

768
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,680
- Scarlett, have you lost your mind?

769
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:46,941
- Whoops.

770
00:34:46,941 --> 00:34:49,781
(laughs)

771
00:34:49,781 --> 00:34:51,501
- One zip, mujeres!

772
00:34:51,501 --> 00:34:55,111
This time, let's wait for the signal.

773
00:34:55,111 --> 00:34:55,944
TJ?

774
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,800
- [Garrett] Dude, thought
you were into Scarlett.

775
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,832
- I said she was hot.

776
00:35:05,832 --> 00:35:06,919
- [Garrett] Exactly!

777
00:35:06,919 --> 00:35:09,290
- Yeah, I also said she was dumb as rocks,

778
00:35:09,290 --> 00:35:11,072
which wasn't right of me.

779
00:35:11,072 --> 00:35:12,520
She's sweet on you, mate.

780
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,611
- Ready?

781
00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:14,444
Toss.

782
00:35:26,581 --> 00:35:29,712
Scarlett, make sure you
line up adjacent from him.

783
00:35:29,712 --> 00:35:31,295
- Um, Sky, sweetie.

784
00:35:32,181 --> 00:35:33,291
There's no Jason here.

785
00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:34,708
His name's Kyler.

786
00:35:40,319 --> 00:35:41,152
- Would it be wrong

787
00:35:41,152 --> 00:35:43,101
if I fired the next water
balloon at her head?

788
00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:45,101
- Might jumpstart a few
neurons in her brain.

789
00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:48,768
And we'd score, so two
birds with one stone.

790
00:35:54,041 --> 00:35:55,481
Dude, are you trying to lose?

791
00:35:55,481 --> 00:35:56,973
- What, and walk a day in your shoes?

792
00:35:56,973 --> 00:35:57,941
Of course not.

793
00:35:57,941 --> 00:35:59,774
- [Scarlett] Incoming.

794
00:36:01,442 --> 00:36:02,363
How 'bout you step up your game?

795
00:36:02,363 --> 00:36:03,261
I'm getting sick

796
00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:04,973
of your little bitch
pissing on my territory.

797
00:36:04,973 --> 00:36:06,701
- She's no animal, Scarlett.

798
00:36:06,701 --> 00:36:08,173
- [Scarlett] Oh, now you have a heart?

799
00:36:08,173 --> 00:36:09,341
What do you even see in her?

800
00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:10,174
- Look, Scarlett--

801
00:36:10,174 --> 00:36:11,007
- [Sky] Ready?

802
00:36:11,007 --> 00:36:11,840
Toss!

803
00:36:14,849 --> 00:36:15,851
- Hey, keep it up high.

804
00:36:15,851 --> 00:36:17,072
It's easier to catch that way.

805
00:36:17,072 --> 00:36:18,552
- Maybe you should follow your own advice?

806
00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:20,371
- Oh, me partner's a tough guy now, eh?

807
00:36:20,371 --> 00:36:21,867
- Hey, settle down, boys!

808
00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:23,061
Before the water--

809
00:36:23,061 --> 00:36:24,461
(Kyler laughs)

810
00:36:24,461 --> 00:36:26,691
- In the face, you son of a bitch?

811
00:36:26,691 --> 00:36:27,749
- Now hang on a tick.

812
00:36:27,749 --> 00:36:29,621
I didn't know it was
gonna hit you in the face.

813
00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:31,381
- Yeah, just like you don't
know anything about the money,

814
00:36:31,381 --> 00:36:33,061
you selfish asshole?

815
00:36:33,061 --> 00:36:34,440
You know, it's always gotta be about you.

816
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,903
- You know I didn't lay a
finger on that woman's purse.

817
00:36:35,903 --> 00:36:37,211
- Hey, stop, stop, stop.

818
00:36:37,211 --> 00:36:38,591
- I'm sick of his barking!

819
00:36:38,591 --> 00:36:41,152
Somebody needs to put this dog to sleep.

820
00:36:41,152 --> 00:36:41,985
- No, I--

821
00:36:41,985 --> 00:36:43,831
- A nap isn't gonna help, Garrett!

822
00:36:43,831 --> 00:36:45,352
But you both could use a leash.

823
00:36:45,352 --> 00:36:46,391
- Kyler, stop, please.

824
00:36:46,391 --> 00:36:47,451
- No, no, I don't need you to stop me

825
00:36:47,451 --> 00:36:48,651
from having a run-in with
the bloke, all right?

826
00:36:48,651 --> 00:36:49,920
I can handle myself just fucking fine.

827
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,251
- Hey, hey, look at me.

828
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,630
- Why?

829
00:36:52,630 --> 00:36:53,968
Why?

830
00:36:53,968 --> 00:36:58,101
So I can continue to see your
eyes locked on someone else's?

831
00:36:58,101 --> 00:36:59,560
- Come on.

832
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,701
- I'm standing right here, mate.

833
00:37:00,701 --> 00:37:01,534
- Yeah?

834
00:37:01,534 --> 00:37:02,617
- Wide awake.

835
00:37:04,958 --> 00:37:07,041
(laughs)

836
00:37:19,198 --> 00:37:21,615
(calm music)

837
00:37:34,227 --> 00:37:39,227
♪ Lately I've been thinking
I got temporary feelings ♪

838
00:37:39,846 --> 00:37:44,846
♪ Tell me different ♪

839
00:37:47,278 --> 00:37:49,746
♪ Lately I've been thinking ♪

840
00:37:49,746 --> 00:37:54,746
♪ I've been falling for
a person that ain't you ♪

841
00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:04,438
♪ Can't blame me thinking different ♪

842
00:38:04,438 --> 00:38:06,156
♪ You've been sharing ♪

843
00:38:06,156 --> 00:38:09,707
♪ I don't hate you ♪

844
00:38:09,707 --> 00:38:14,129
♪ I don't hate you ♪

845
00:38:14,129 --> 00:38:16,377
♪ We aren't really dating ♪

846
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:21,377
♪ So I guess that's what
I get for setting places ♪

847
00:38:27,329 --> 00:38:30,697
♪ Let me know I'm something ♪

848
00:38:30,697 --> 00:38:34,864
♪ Let me know I'm worth it to you ♪

849
00:38:52,817 --> 00:38:54,809
(kisses)

850
00:38:54,809 --> 00:38:56,226
- Heaven at last.

851
00:38:57,777 --> 00:38:59,610
- There goes my fruit.

852
00:39:03,249 --> 00:39:06,082
(Scarlett laughs)

853
00:39:13,837 --> 00:39:14,929
- Fuck me.

854
00:39:14,929 --> 00:39:15,762
- Hey.

855
00:39:15,762 --> 00:39:16,787
- No, not you.

856
00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:17,620
Look.

857
00:39:19,927 --> 00:39:21,260
- [Sky] Fuck me.

858
00:39:24,729 --> 00:39:26,470
♪ Grim in your face ♪

859
00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:28,166
♪ Grim for your dance ♪

860
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:29,921
♪ Grim from the streets ♪

861
00:39:29,921 --> 00:39:31,658
♪ Grim for your yard ♪

862
00:39:31,658 --> 00:39:33,230
♪ Grim in my feet ♪

863
00:39:33,230 --> 00:39:35,169
♪ That means when time stops ♪

864
00:39:35,169 --> 00:39:38,188
♪ Grim to the end, I mean my laugh ♪

865
00:39:38,188 --> 00:39:39,681
♪ So me talking ♪

866
00:39:39,681 --> 00:39:41,617
♪ Won't be long till they go off ♪

867
00:39:41,617 --> 00:39:43,366
♪ Me, they are for mourning ♪

868
00:39:43,366 --> 00:39:44,387
♪ You never said you'd walk off ♪

869
00:39:44,387 --> 00:39:47,764
♪ Anybody on their ass (mumbles) ♪

870
00:39:47,764 --> 00:39:49,272
♪ Coming to take time ♪

871
00:39:49,272 --> 00:39:50,561
- [Kyler] It's going to be okay, Teej.

872
00:39:50,561 --> 00:39:55,254
When you get home, just
go straight to bed, okay?

873
00:39:55,254 --> 00:39:57,152
- Just because Sky ain't into me,

874
00:39:57,152 --> 00:39:59,319
doesn't make me desperate.

875
00:40:01,071 --> 00:40:02,262
You're cute, TJ.

876
00:40:02,262 --> 00:40:03,612
Tomorrow, when you come off your trip--

877
00:40:03,612 --> 00:40:05,682
- [Ms. Michaels] I'm gonna stick
my foot so far up your ass,

878
00:40:05,682 --> 00:40:08,382
you're gonna see my toes
wiggle out of your face.

879
00:40:08,382 --> 00:40:09,215
- What?

880
00:40:10,153 --> 00:40:13,300
- I said I wanna hear
this version of your story

881
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:14,730
out of your mouth.

882
00:40:14,730 --> 00:40:16,708
Tomorrow when you come off your trip?

883
00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:18,828
- I still don't know why you have them.

884
00:40:18,828 --> 00:40:22,479
- Yeah, I feel like a
huge pile of shit, TJ.

885
00:40:22,479 --> 00:40:23,490
I said--

886
00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:27,119
- [Sky] I'm gonna feed you
a huge pile of shit, TJ!

887
00:40:27,119 --> 00:40:27,952
- Shit!

888
00:40:31,329 --> 00:40:32,996
- Fuck me.
- Fuck me.

889
00:40:37,530 --> 00:40:39,010
- Delinquents!

890
00:40:39,010 --> 00:40:42,210
Today we are gonna go rapid fire improv.

891
00:40:42,210 --> 00:40:45,610
And that is where the audience
calls out a random theme

892
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:48,479
and the actors on the
stage stay married to it

893
00:40:48,479 --> 00:40:52,365
and give me the best
performance of a lifetime.

894
00:40:52,365 --> 00:40:54,365
For better or for worse.

895
00:40:55,348 --> 00:40:56,431
Scarlett, TJ.

896
00:40:58,766 --> 00:41:01,770
Stranded on a desert island.

897
00:41:01,770 --> 00:41:02,603
Come on.

898
00:41:06,148 --> 00:41:07,065
And action!

899
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:13,180
- [Scarlett] Thanks, TJ.

900
00:41:27,517 --> 00:41:29,017
- Home sweet home.

901
00:41:32,988 --> 00:41:35,338
- What are you talking about?

902
00:41:35,338 --> 00:41:36,677
We're shipwrecked.

903
00:41:36,677 --> 00:41:39,060
There's no food, there's no mirrors.

904
00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:41,959
And what are we gonna do without the gram?

905
00:41:41,959 --> 00:41:43,542
- Oh, that's right.

906
00:41:44,908 --> 00:41:48,748
I almost forgot before
Instagram how much time I wasted

907
00:41:48,748 --> 00:41:50,199
having to imagine what
my friends looked like

908
00:41:50,199 --> 00:41:51,449
riding the bus.

909
00:41:52,330 --> 00:41:54,060
- I'm serious, TJ.

910
00:41:54,060 --> 00:41:56,250
We could die out here.

911
00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:57,410
- Scarlett.

912
00:41:57,410 --> 00:42:01,827
It's cold, it's lonely, and
there's no toilet tissue.

913
00:42:03,597 --> 00:42:05,597
- It's your wedding day!

914
00:42:09,748 --> 00:42:13,415
- This is the happiest
day of my life, papi!

915
00:42:24,978 --> 00:42:25,811
- Papi?

916
00:42:26,655 --> 00:42:28,068
I thought I told you
I didn't want no kids.

917
00:42:28,068 --> 00:42:29,658
You telling me you're pregnant?

918
00:42:29,658 --> 00:42:32,068
- Well, that's what
married couples do, TJ.

919
00:42:32,068 --> 00:42:33,408
Cookies on Christmas.

920
00:42:33,408 --> 00:42:35,570
Netflix and popcorn on Friday nights.

921
00:42:35,570 --> 00:42:38,018
And if you want to keep a smile
on your face in the bedroom,

922
00:42:38,018 --> 00:42:40,489
summer vacations in Saint Tropez.

923
00:42:40,489 --> 00:42:43,588
- Not if there's a little
knucklehead inside you.

924
00:42:43,588 --> 00:42:45,559
What kind of man you know got time

925
00:42:45,559 --> 00:42:48,228
for a goddamn crumb snatcher?

926
00:42:48,228 --> 00:42:49,145
Especially,

927
00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:55,388
especially if it's a little boy.

928
00:42:55,388 --> 00:42:59,888
Lord knows I ain't got no
time for no dumbass lil boy.

929
00:43:01,838 --> 00:43:03,078
- Ms. Michaels.

930
00:43:03,078 --> 00:43:04,710
I don't think he's acting.

931
00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:05,609
- Got it.

932
00:43:05,609 --> 00:43:06,442
Come on.

933
00:43:07,350 --> 00:43:08,300
- You know what?

934
00:43:08,300 --> 00:43:10,798
Let's just scrap the rest
of this assignment, okay?

935
00:43:10,798 --> 00:43:12,881
I'll see y'all next week.

936
00:43:17,597 --> 00:43:19,169
(upbeat music)

937
00:43:19,169 --> 00:43:20,049
- So I'm lying in the bed

938
00:43:20,049 --> 00:43:21,460
with this utter beaut, fast asleep.

939
00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:23,660
And keep in mind I'd been
fantasizing for months

940
00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:25,350
about how I'm going to impress this girl.

941
00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:27,540
I had eggs, bacon, potatoes all ready

942
00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:29,478
for our morning feast together, right?

943
00:43:29,478 --> 00:43:31,750
And out of nowhere, me
stomach starts gurgling.

944
00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:33,118
At three in the morning, mate.

945
00:43:33,118 --> 00:43:34,929
- So how'd you weasel
your way outta this one?

946
00:43:34,929 --> 00:43:36,140
- I mean, as only a weasel would.

947
00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:38,809
I slipped me arm out from underneath her.

948
00:43:38,809 --> 00:43:40,369
I tiptoed through the front door.

949
00:43:40,369 --> 00:43:43,316
And I shat on the sidewalk
beside her neighbor's gate.

950
00:43:43,316 --> 00:43:44,518
(laughs)

951
00:43:44,518 --> 00:43:45,837
I left the poor girl with no food

952
00:43:45,837 --> 00:43:48,697
and I wiped me arse with me underoos.

953
00:43:48,697 --> 00:43:50,497
- You should write books, man.

954
00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:53,086
You've got stories for days.

955
00:43:53,086 --> 00:43:57,217
- I mean, what do you
think I have in here?

956
00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:58,050
- May I?

957
00:44:07,275 --> 00:44:08,692
"I won't pretend.

958
00:44:10,143 --> 00:44:12,060
"I cry, I bleed, I lie.

959
00:44:15,246 --> 00:44:16,829
"This is who I am."

960
00:44:18,553 --> 00:44:19,817
Haiku, right?

961
00:44:19,817 --> 00:44:20,650
- Aye.

962
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:22,658
- This is deep.

963
00:44:22,658 --> 00:44:25,514
Like, how could you say you won't pretend,

964
00:44:25,514 --> 00:44:26,985
but then say you lie?

965
00:44:26,985 --> 00:44:28,863
It's like the perfect contradiction.

966
00:44:28,863 --> 00:44:30,105
- Because we're human.
- Because we're human.

967
00:44:30,105 --> 00:44:31,264
- Exactly.

968
00:44:31,264 --> 00:44:36,264
Yeah, I feel like it's my way
of saying I'm gonna be myself

969
00:44:36,446 --> 00:44:39,196
even if it means being a fuck up.

970
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,475
- How's that working out for you?

971
00:44:42,475 --> 00:44:45,645
- I think I'm still a fuck up.

972
00:44:45,645 --> 00:44:46,895
But I'm tryin'.

973
00:44:50,377 --> 00:44:51,537
- I wish I had your confidence.

974
00:44:51,537 --> 00:44:54,105
Like no matter what they say to you or do,

975
00:44:54,105 --> 00:44:56,272
you just keep on truckin'.

976
00:44:58,086 --> 00:44:59,873
- As do you.

977
00:44:59,873 --> 00:45:01,196
TJ, I've been knocking you down

978
00:45:01,196 --> 00:45:03,956
for shits and giggles a long time now.

979
00:45:03,956 --> 00:45:05,275
And you're still standin', lad.

980
00:45:05,275 --> 00:45:08,076
I mean, you've got my respect.

981
00:45:08,076 --> 00:45:10,743
For what it might be worth, but.

982
00:45:12,737 --> 00:45:14,987
You deserve better from me.

983
00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:22,000
We'll work on that.

984
00:45:56,745 --> 00:45:57,578
- May I?

985
00:46:13,417 --> 00:46:14,676
Delinquents.

986
00:46:14,676 --> 00:46:17,164
Your attention please.

987
00:46:17,164 --> 00:46:18,997
"Dear Love, I see you,

988
00:46:20,953 --> 00:46:23,646
"but when I look back,
you see a big red nose,

989
00:46:23,646 --> 00:46:27,294
"an upside down smile and a muted voice.

990
00:46:27,294 --> 00:46:30,116
"I bang on an invisible
wall that surrounds me

991
00:46:30,116 --> 00:46:32,699
"to inch closer to your warmth,

992
00:46:34,565 --> 00:46:36,614
"but I am silent to you.

993
00:46:36,614 --> 00:46:40,916
"I'm surrounded by roses,
yet I'm oh so alone.

994
00:46:40,916 --> 00:46:42,836
"And you're on to the next.

995
00:46:42,836 --> 00:46:44,669
"Sincerely, Who Am I?"

996
00:46:48,414 --> 00:46:50,201
Kyler, your thoughts.

997
00:46:50,201 --> 00:46:52,316
- You're asking Braveheart over there?

998
00:46:52,316 --> 00:46:54,126
What's he gonna tell you about love?

999
00:46:54,126 --> 00:46:55,025
- Hey.

1000
00:46:55,025 --> 00:46:57,063
Why so disrespectful?

1001
00:46:57,063 --> 00:46:59,814
- We're talking about a guy
who paints his nails black

1002
00:46:59,814 --> 00:47:01,903
for Valentine's Day.

1003
00:47:01,903 --> 00:47:04,494
- But he's not from Scotland,
and that movie was about--

1004
00:47:04,494 --> 00:47:06,545
- A broken heart.

1005
00:47:06,545 --> 00:47:09,795
"Surrounded by roses, yet oh so alone."

1006
00:47:11,613 --> 00:47:15,054
The person writing this letter
is a broken heart, right?

1007
00:47:15,054 --> 00:47:17,894
- Well, it's a gotta be a mime, Scar.

1008
00:47:17,894 --> 00:47:20,414
Big red nose, upside down smile.

1009
00:47:20,414 --> 00:47:22,694
Banging on walls without sound.

1010
00:47:22,694 --> 00:47:25,883
It's like he's trapped
inside a box to his audience,

1011
00:47:25,883 --> 00:47:27,081
which serenades him with roses,

1012
00:47:27,081 --> 00:47:30,683
but fails to realize
he's dying to get out.

1013
00:47:30,683 --> 00:47:32,403
- To find love.

1014
00:47:32,403 --> 00:47:34,014
I do agree with you that it is a mime,

1015
00:47:34,014 --> 00:47:36,393
but only in a metaphorical sense.

1016
00:47:36,393 --> 00:47:40,852
I believe the letter to love
here is from TJ himself.

1017
00:47:40,852 --> 00:47:42,465
- That's stupid.

1018
00:47:42,465 --> 00:47:43,553
- [Ms. Michaels] How so?

1019
00:47:43,553 --> 00:47:45,654
- He likes boys.

1020
00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:48,955
And now he's writing about
clowns desperate for love?

1021
00:47:48,955 --> 00:47:50,783
It's hypocritical.

1022
00:47:50,783 --> 00:47:54,166
I mean, none of this shit makes any sense.

1023
00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:55,373
The writer of that stupid letter

1024
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,366
might as well be Kyler himself.

1025
00:47:57,366 --> 00:47:59,475
- What, something you wanna
get off your chest, mate?

1026
00:47:59,475 --> 00:48:00,686
We can finish our little scrum right now.

1027
00:48:00,686 --> 00:48:01,955
- I got a few rounds in me.

1028
00:48:01,955 --> 00:48:02,925
- [Kyler] All I need is one.

1029
00:48:02,925 --> 00:48:04,175
- Ms. Michaels!

1030
00:48:05,075 --> 00:48:08,374
- If they want another
Saturday with me, by all means.

1031
00:48:08,374 --> 00:48:09,207
- Come on.

1032
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:12,542
- You know, screw this!

1033
00:48:24,764 --> 00:48:27,035
- Love, still undefeated.

1034
00:48:27,035 --> 00:48:28,705
- Interesting euphemism.

1035
00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:30,285
But you are an interesting kid,

1036
00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:32,785
so par for the course I guess.

1037
00:48:39,345 --> 00:48:41,846
You know, I think I agree with Kyler

1038
00:48:41,846 --> 00:48:43,745
that you were writing a letter to love.

1039
00:48:43,745 --> 00:48:44,886
But what's unclear to me is

1040
00:48:44,886 --> 00:48:48,219
who is this love that you're writing to?

1041
00:48:49,694 --> 00:48:51,726
You know, TJ, I think if
you're honest and open

1042
00:48:51,726 --> 00:48:54,694
about your emotions, you might
find out she likes you too.

1043
00:48:54,694 --> 00:48:56,444
- I don't like girls.

1044
00:49:02,235 --> 00:49:03,245
- In my history class,

1045
00:49:03,245 --> 00:49:05,025
we've been talking about Manifest Destiny.

1046
00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:07,465
Have you been paying attention?

1047
00:49:07,465 --> 00:49:09,435
- Americans believed it
was their God-given right

1048
00:49:09,435 --> 00:49:11,534
to move out west on the continent.

1049
00:49:11,534 --> 00:49:13,844
Haven't missed a day of your
US History class, Ms. Michaels.

1050
00:49:13,844 --> 00:49:15,275
- So what do you think would've happened

1051
00:49:15,275 --> 00:49:17,858
to America without this belief?

1052
00:49:19,233 --> 00:49:20,400
- World peace?

1053
00:49:22,153 --> 00:49:25,553
- They probably would've never
had a chance for expansion,

1054
00:49:25,553 --> 00:49:27,734
and that means you might not be here.

1055
00:49:27,734 --> 00:49:30,843
Would you be okay with that?

1056
00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:31,760
- Well, no.

1057
00:49:34,839 --> 00:49:37,793
- Thank you for sharing
your opinions with me.

1058
00:49:37,793 --> 00:49:39,870
You know, TJ, whether it's girls you like,

1059
00:49:39,870 --> 00:49:41,693
or boys, or donkeys.

1060
00:49:41,693 --> 00:49:44,513
Well, no, not donkeys
'cause that's just weird.

1061
00:49:44,513 --> 00:49:46,513
But have some kids, sir.

1062
00:49:48,272 --> 00:49:50,342
It would really be a shame
if they were never here

1063
00:49:50,342 --> 00:49:53,092
to share their opinions with you.

1064
00:49:55,550 --> 00:49:56,800
- Ms. Michaels?

1065
00:49:59,683 --> 00:50:03,853
If you had something
to get off your chest.

1066
00:50:03,853 --> 00:50:05,262
And no, I'm not talking about that,

1067
00:50:05,262 --> 00:50:09,012
but would you just come
right out and say it?

1068
00:50:13,273 --> 00:50:14,902
- Those things have a way of coming out

1069
00:50:14,902 --> 00:50:17,799
when they're supposed to.

1070
00:50:17,799 --> 00:50:19,710
Now let's rally up the troops

1071
00:50:19,710 --> 00:50:21,291
and you can help me to the dumpster, okay?

1072
00:50:21,291 --> 00:50:22,993
In case last night's spaghetti

1073
00:50:22,993 --> 00:50:27,160
or whatever is upsetting
my stomach comes back up.

1074
00:50:40,491 --> 00:50:42,777
- What?
- I don't get you.

1075
00:50:42,777 --> 00:50:44,278
- Wouldn't expect you to.

1076
00:50:44,278 --> 00:50:45,297
You're just like all the others.

1077
00:50:45,297 --> 00:50:46,291
- Excuse me?

1078
00:50:46,291 --> 00:50:47,367
- Look, why don't we just stop

1079
00:50:47,367 --> 00:50:48,367
whatever we've got goin' on here

1080
00:50:48,367 --> 00:50:51,298
before somebody gets hurt, all right?

1081
00:50:51,298 --> 00:50:52,131
- Hey.

1082
00:50:53,349 --> 00:50:54,919
Am I going too rough for you?

1083
00:50:54,919 --> 00:50:57,378
That poor baby worried about
me stealing his lollipop.

1084
00:50:57,378 --> 00:50:58,685
- Are you on drugs, woman?

1085
00:50:58,685 --> 00:50:59,887
If I'd have known we
were still getting high,

1086
00:50:59,887 --> 00:51:02,709
I wouldn't have tossed
those pills for you.

1087
00:51:02,709 --> 00:51:03,927
- When you gonna realize
you're good enough

1088
00:51:03,927 --> 00:51:07,658
to start making the
right decisions for you?

1089
00:51:07,658 --> 00:51:08,599
What?

1090
00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:11,296
What, now we're back in the second grade?

1091
00:51:11,296 --> 00:51:13,479
You gonna tell all the kids
to get me out in four square?

1092
00:51:13,479 --> 00:51:15,199
Was my serve too rough for you?

1093
00:51:15,199 --> 00:51:18,107
- You wouldn't make it past
the first square, right.

1094
00:51:18,107 --> 00:51:19,607
- Okay, maybe not,

1095
00:51:20,549 --> 00:51:23,426
but I'd get right back
in line until I did.

1096
00:51:23,426 --> 00:51:25,527
- You would, wouldn't you?

1097
00:51:25,527 --> 00:51:26,989
- Sure would.

1098
00:51:26,989 --> 00:51:30,069
And I wouldn't go down without a fight.

1099
00:51:30,069 --> 00:51:31,759
- Is that what you're doing here?

1100
00:51:31,759 --> 00:51:32,592
Right now?

1101
00:51:33,438 --> 00:51:34,271
- Well.

1102
00:51:36,247 --> 00:51:39,159
I say if you're gonna
cry, cry tears of victory.

1103
00:51:39,159 --> 00:51:43,127
If you're gonna hate, hate
that you can't find love.

1104
00:51:43,127 --> 00:51:44,045
And if you find love,

1105
00:51:44,045 --> 00:51:46,927
then love the joy, pain, and the fight

1106
00:51:46,927 --> 00:51:49,519
that comes along with balancing both.

1107
00:51:49,519 --> 00:51:50,352
- Wow.

1108
00:51:51,416 --> 00:51:54,266
I'm clearly not the
only writer between us.

1109
00:51:54,266 --> 00:51:55,839
- You saw my work at the lake.

1110
00:51:55,839 --> 00:51:58,256
- Oh yeah, the notepad, yeah.

1111
00:51:59,207 --> 00:52:02,437
Do you have any plans to
write after high school?

1112
00:52:02,437 --> 00:52:03,978
- After college, maybe.

1113
00:52:03,978 --> 00:52:06,669
But I'm not as good as you.

1114
00:52:06,669 --> 00:52:08,047
What do you plan on doing
with all that talent?

1115
00:52:08,047 --> 00:52:09,229
- Stop it.

1116
00:52:09,229 --> 00:52:10,538
One has to actually graduate

1117
00:52:10,538 --> 00:52:13,447
in order to plan for the future.

1118
00:52:13,447 --> 00:52:15,197
- Kyler, I'm serious.

1119
00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:20,384
Everything you put onto
paper is incredible.

1120
00:52:21,378 --> 00:52:22,211
Wait.

1121
00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:27,189
Has no one ever told you how good you are?

1122
00:52:27,189 --> 00:52:28,658
- Can we just change the subject?

1123
00:52:28,658 --> 00:52:29,767
- Wow.

1124
00:52:29,767 --> 00:52:31,229
How've you gotten by all this time

1125
00:52:31,229 --> 00:52:34,717
without anyone knowing how gifted you are?

1126
00:52:34,717 --> 00:52:36,634
- You think I'm gifted?

1127
00:52:37,858 --> 00:52:40,858
- Kyler, I've been writing my whole life.

1128
00:52:40,858 --> 00:52:42,389
And I've never been able to come up

1129
00:52:42,389 --> 00:52:46,972
with anything as thought-provoking
and eloquent as you.

1130
00:52:48,367 --> 00:52:51,498
- She thinks me brilliant, all right!

1131
00:52:51,498 --> 00:52:52,709
Okay, after graduation,

1132
00:52:52,709 --> 00:52:53,957
we'll give the college bit a bit of a run.

1133
00:52:53,957 --> 00:52:55,546
- Oh, okay.

1134
00:52:55,546 --> 00:52:59,897
- And then we'll have a
massive wedding, two kids,

1135
00:52:59,897 --> 00:53:01,847
and then we're off to Hollywood.

1136
00:53:01,847 --> 00:53:02,680
There.

1137
00:53:04,338 --> 00:53:06,344
- (laughs) How about we start

1138
00:53:06,344 --> 00:53:09,098
with finishing Saturday School?

1139
00:53:09,098 --> 00:53:12,237
And maybe a little kiss right now.

1140
00:53:12,237 --> 00:53:13,237
- All right.

1141
00:53:19,338 --> 00:53:20,171
Yeah.

1142
00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:27,001
(upbeat music)

1143
00:53:30,367 --> 00:53:33,717
♪ Word around town is I
got the city bumping ♪

1144
00:53:33,717 --> 00:53:35,917
♪ And frankly they did
not see that coming ♪

1145
00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:37,706
♪ I'm the perfect mix of the gestapo ♪

1146
00:53:37,706 --> 00:53:40,101
♪ And on top I'm with Picasso ♪

1147
00:53:40,101 --> 00:53:41,564
♪ Except my skin is blacker ♪

1148
00:53:41,564 --> 00:53:42,634
♪ And watch me drop the needle ♪

1149
00:53:42,634 --> 00:53:45,426
♪ Into the fetal
position, get my rock on ♪

1150
00:53:45,426 --> 00:53:47,517
♪ Old friends want to get their talk on ♪

1151
00:53:47,517 --> 00:53:49,322
♪ Making excuses for why I made it ♪

1152
00:53:49,322 --> 00:53:51,344
♪ 'Cause they hate to see me spot on ♪

1153
00:53:51,344 --> 00:53:52,716
♪ I just narrow down my targets ♪

1154
00:53:52,716 --> 00:53:55,074
♪ Right until I'm locked on ♪

1155
00:53:55,074 --> 00:53:56,407
- What the fuck?

1156
00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:02,736
Sky may be Juliet, but
he sure ain't no Romeo.

1157
00:54:05,898 --> 00:54:08,565
(paper ripping)

1158
00:54:12,874 --> 00:54:14,954
- There's probably more
shade back at the quad.

1159
00:54:14,954 --> 00:54:16,655
More action too.

1160
00:54:16,655 --> 00:54:18,535
- Yeah, but the Warden's there.

1161
00:54:18,535 --> 00:54:22,362
- I don't know about you guys,
but this shit's getting old.

1162
00:54:22,362 --> 00:54:24,924
And today is starting to make boring look

1163
00:54:24,924 --> 00:54:27,021
like a New Year's party.

1164
00:54:27,021 --> 00:54:28,914
- That was a good one, Scar.

1165
00:54:28,914 --> 00:54:31,234
- [Scarlett] Yeah?

1166
00:54:31,234 --> 00:54:32,634
- Jeez.

1167
00:54:32,634 --> 00:54:34,223
You tryin' to give us
a heart attack, mate?

1168
00:54:34,223 --> 00:54:36,543
- If not, we'd die from
heat stroke anyway.

1169
00:54:36,543 --> 00:54:39,922
Might as well have a little
bit of fun before we go.

1170
00:54:39,922 --> 00:54:41,682
- Okay, no one is going anywhere,

1171
00:54:41,682 --> 00:54:43,394
and why do you have that bottle?

1172
00:54:43,394 --> 00:54:44,227
- Oh.

1173
00:54:44,227 --> 00:54:46,383
Well, it's Kyler's.

1174
00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:48,092
Last time, we barely put a dent in it,

1175
00:54:48,092 --> 00:54:51,282
so I took it from your backpack.

1176
00:54:51,282 --> 00:54:53,554
Hope you don't mind.

1177
00:54:53,554 --> 00:54:55,074
- My drinking days are over.

1178
00:54:55,074 --> 00:54:56,372
- So strip.

1179
00:54:56,372 --> 00:54:57,205
- [Sky] Oh, no.

1180
00:54:57,205 --> 00:54:58,732
You boys have seen enough.

1181
00:54:58,732 --> 00:54:59,565
- So, win.

1182
00:55:00,753 --> 00:55:01,836
- Let's play.

1183
00:55:02,932 --> 00:55:04,492
What's the game?

1184
00:55:04,492 --> 00:55:07,602
- [Sky] TJ, haven't you learned
anything from the last time?

1185
00:55:07,602 --> 00:55:09,772
- It's not that I like the high life,

1186
00:55:09,772 --> 00:55:14,412
but I haven't had that much
fun in my life until that day.

1187
00:55:14,412 --> 00:55:15,583
Also you guys were just complaining

1188
00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:17,274
about how bored you were.

1189
00:55:17,274 --> 00:55:18,372
Let's play.

1190
00:55:18,372 --> 00:55:19,383
- All right!

1191
00:55:19,383 --> 00:55:23,050
So each one of us will
take a turn being it.

1192
00:55:25,472 --> 00:55:27,234
And the rest of us will huddle up

1193
00:55:27,234 --> 00:55:31,067
and come up with a real
secret of one of ours.

1194
00:55:32,322 --> 00:55:34,642
The person who is it will have one chance

1195
00:55:34,642 --> 00:55:38,431
to guess whose secret has been revealed.

1196
00:55:38,431 --> 00:55:39,620
- Okay.

1197
00:55:39,620 --> 00:55:40,740
- That's what I'm talking about.

1198
00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:43,140
But we play by two rules.

1199
00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:46,390
One, strip or drink if you guess wrong.

1200
00:55:47,909 --> 00:55:49,659
Two, no lame secrets.

1201
00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:55,442
Scarlett, no one cares that
you bite your toe nails.

1202
00:55:55,442 --> 00:55:59,778
But TJ, if you've had a
thing with, say, an Auntie,

1203
00:55:59,778 --> 00:56:04,028
now that's a secret worth
drinking in the nude for.

1204
00:56:04,890 --> 00:56:06,370
Oh, no thanks.

1205
00:56:06,370 --> 00:56:08,703
I like chicks but not dicks.

1206
00:56:10,311 --> 00:56:13,340
I volunteer for Scarlett to go first.

1207
00:56:13,340 --> 00:56:14,791
- Okay, this is stupid.

1208
00:56:14,791 --> 00:56:16,082
And Kyler, why do you
still have that bottle

1209
00:56:16,082 --> 00:56:17,499
in your backpack?

1210
00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:19,788
- Old habits die hard.

1211
00:56:19,788 --> 00:56:20,621
- Fuck off.

1212
00:56:20,621 --> 00:56:21,660
- Fuck you.

1213
00:56:21,660 --> 00:56:25,162
- Hey, guys, just start the game.

1214
00:56:25,162 --> 00:56:26,260
- [Kyler] Sky.

1215
00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:27,562
Are you good?

1216
00:56:27,562 --> 00:56:29,069
- Yes.

1217
00:56:29,069 --> 00:56:32,781
Someone slapped your mom for a fucking.

1218
00:56:32,781 --> 00:56:33,669
One of you slapped your mom

1219
00:56:33,669 --> 00:56:37,968
for fucking your brother
in a burning kitchen.

1220
00:56:37,968 --> 00:56:39,468
Gotta be Scarlett.

1221
00:56:40,327 --> 00:56:41,919
- Girl, get your shit together.

1222
00:56:41,919 --> 00:56:45,050
We said one of our moms
slapped our brother

1223
00:56:45,050 --> 00:56:49,217
for fucking up by nearly
burning down the kitchen.

1224
00:56:50,431 --> 00:56:52,079
- That's what I said.

1225
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:54,519
- Am I wrong if I smack
sense into this bitch?

1226
00:56:54,519 --> 00:56:55,600
What?
- She's drunk.

1227
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,183
- Well, who was it?

1228
00:56:59,069 --> 00:57:00,236
Oh, nailed it.

1229
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,047
TJ, you're up.

1230
00:57:08,818 --> 00:57:11,688
- Is anyone burning to
offer up another secret?

1231
00:57:11,688 --> 00:57:13,008
- That's funny, 'cause I thought

1232
00:57:13,008 --> 00:57:14,296
you were holding something back.

1233
00:57:14,296 --> 00:57:17,138
Or maybe Scarlett has something to share.

1234
00:57:17,138 --> 00:57:17,971
- I mean--

1235
00:57:17,971 --> 00:57:19,971
- I lied about my truth.

1236
00:57:20,909 --> 00:57:23,330
And while I haven't been with 100 guys,

1237
00:57:23,330 --> 00:57:24,989
I have been with over 20.

1238
00:57:24,989 --> 00:57:26,138
- No shit?

1239
00:57:26,138 --> 00:57:28,398
You're a walking HIV strand, you know?

1240
00:57:28,398 --> 00:57:31,418
I knew my instinct was
right to stay away from you.

1241
00:57:31,418 --> 00:57:33,067
- Garrett!

1242
00:57:33,067 --> 00:57:35,107
Control yourself, mate.

1243
00:57:35,107 --> 00:57:36,018
Come on.

1244
00:57:36,018 --> 00:57:38,149
- Dude, we don't have any cups.

1245
00:57:38,149 --> 00:57:41,199
You can share the bottle
with her, but I'd rather--

1246
00:57:41,199 --> 00:57:42,317
- I can put up with a lot of shit,

1247
00:57:42,317 --> 00:57:44,210
but I won't tolerate the slut shaming.

1248
00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:45,210
Not anymore.

1249
00:57:46,658 --> 00:57:47,929
- (laughs) Okay, you know what, fine.

1250
00:57:47,929 --> 00:57:51,448
All right, let's all
just continue, shall we?

1251
00:57:51,448 --> 00:57:52,840
Okay, champ.

1252
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,650
One of us has had sex with over 20 people.

1253
00:57:56,650 --> 00:57:58,890
Take a wild guess on who.

1254
00:57:58,890 --> 00:58:01,058
(laughs)

1255
00:58:01,058 --> 00:58:04,058
- TJ, before you join team judgment,

1256
00:58:05,450 --> 00:58:09,533
I want to make it clear
that I love my sexuality.

1257
00:58:11,909 --> 00:58:15,598
But from now on, whoever I
decide to share myself with,

1258
00:58:15,598 --> 00:58:18,098
they're gonna have to earn it.

1259
00:58:20,107 --> 00:58:21,089
- [Sky] (laughs) You mean
they'll actually have

1260
00:58:21,089 --> 00:58:23,730
to say please next time?

1261
00:58:23,730 --> 00:58:24,989
- Fuck you, Sky!

1262
00:58:24,989 --> 00:58:26,010
I'm so sick of your shit,

1263
00:58:26,010 --> 00:58:27,680
I feel like I'm the
one who needs a toilet.

1264
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:28,730
- Oh.

1265
00:58:28,730 --> 00:58:29,840
- You know, it's that attitude

1266
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,016
that puts pressure on girls like me

1267
00:58:31,016 --> 00:58:33,490
to do whatever it takes
to please our boys.

1268
00:58:33,490 --> 00:58:34,649
You're always scoffing at our clothes,

1269
00:58:34,649 --> 00:58:37,109
making assumptions about
how we earned our grades,

1270
00:58:37,109 --> 00:58:38,789
and probably mixing up the pot with rumors

1271
00:58:38,789 --> 00:58:41,706
about people we didn't actually do.

1272
00:58:43,290 --> 00:58:44,619
By the time we get a chance to hang out

1273
00:58:44,619 --> 00:58:45,760
with somebody we're interested in,

1274
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,741
they've already made up
their minds about us.

1275
00:58:47,741 --> 00:58:51,132
Only choice we get is put up or shut up.

1276
00:58:51,132 --> 00:58:52,520
But that's okay.

1277
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:57,500
Because I know the truth is
you wish you could be me.

1278
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:59,370
No one who shaves their
bikini line likes the thought

1279
00:58:59,370 --> 00:59:00,480
of being a virg.

1280
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,301
- [Sky] Except for anyone who's
slept with over 20 people.

1281
00:59:03,301 --> 00:59:06,707
- All right, all right.
- Chick fight.

1282
00:59:06,707 --> 00:59:08,261
- [Scarlett] I don't
wanna do this anymore.

1283
00:59:08,261 --> 00:59:09,718
I said I wasn't going to do this anymore.

1284
00:59:09,718 --> 00:59:11,712
- Well, then stick to your word, psycho!

1285
00:59:11,712 --> 00:59:13,450
- [Scarlett] I'm not!

1286
00:59:13,450 --> 00:59:14,301
You know what?

1287
00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:15,920
You guys can believe whatever you want.

1288
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,549
I'm a different person now.

1289
00:59:18,549 --> 00:59:19,799
- I know, Scar.

1290
00:59:20,669 --> 00:59:21,502
Me too.

1291
00:59:24,939 --> 00:59:28,608
Since we're all sharing secrets here,

1292
00:59:28,608 --> 00:59:32,115
I guess this is a good
time for me to tell you,

1293
00:59:32,115 --> 00:59:33,115
I'm not gay.

1294
00:59:35,027 --> 00:59:36,917
This is who I am.

1295
00:59:36,917 --> 00:59:39,098
- So you changed your mind?

1296
00:59:39,098 --> 00:59:40,458
Just like that?

1297
00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:41,791
You can do that?

1298
00:59:43,098 --> 00:59:44,006
- When you know what it's like

1299
00:59:44,006 --> 00:59:46,935
to be hazed more for being
a virgin than for being gay,

1300
00:59:46,935 --> 00:59:48,048
then maybe we can talk.

1301
00:59:48,048 --> 00:59:49,397
But until then,

1302
00:59:49,397 --> 00:59:51,414
how 'bout you look into
some sensitivity classes?

1303
00:59:51,414 --> 00:59:53,808
That or, I don't know, maybe rehab.

1304
00:59:53,808 --> 00:59:55,891
(laughs)

1305
00:59:58,456 --> 00:59:59,416
- I guess it's safe

1306
00:59:59,416 --> 01:00:02,546
to say you owe me a couple more Saturdays.

1307
01:00:02,546 --> 01:00:04,963
(Sky vomits)

1308
01:00:08,954 --> 01:00:13,577
(burps) And they say I'm the drunk.

1309
01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:16,934
♪ A curse ♪

1310
01:00:16,934 --> 01:00:21,934
♪ If I told you how I feel ♪

1311
01:00:24,056 --> 01:00:27,639
♪ If I told you how I feel ♪

1312
01:00:30,504 --> 01:00:32,764
(audience applauds)

1313
01:00:32,764 --> 01:00:34,736
- Well done, England.

1314
01:00:34,736 --> 01:00:37,325
And now we're going to see
if the sky is the limit,

1315
01:00:37,325 --> 01:00:40,104
or if the limit is truly the sky.

1316
01:00:40,104 --> 01:00:41,854
See what I did there?

1317
01:00:43,376 --> 01:00:45,443
Stage is all yours, little lady.

1318
01:00:45,443 --> 01:00:47,615
♪ Be together ♪

1319
01:00:47,615 --> 01:00:49,764
♪ Now and forever ♪

1320
01:00:49,764 --> 01:00:52,714
♪ Be together ♪

1321
01:00:52,714 --> 01:00:55,994
♪ I'm not afraid of ♪

1322
01:00:55,994 --> 01:00:58,264
♪ You're crying inside and
you're trying to hide ♪

1323
01:00:58,264 --> 01:01:00,634
♪ But I can see the truth ♪

1324
01:01:00,634 --> 01:01:03,002
♪ You're just as afraid
we'll all run away ♪

1325
01:01:03,002 --> 01:01:05,472
♪ I'm not afraid of you ♪

1326
01:01:05,472 --> 01:01:07,992
♪ You're telling your
lies and ready to die ♪

1327
01:01:07,992 --> 01:01:11,341
♪ Just to be with you ♪

1328
01:01:11,341 --> 01:01:14,413
- Still think she's a better fit with me?

1329
01:01:14,413 --> 01:01:15,746
- Is that right?

1330
01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:22,232
- Think we both know
she'd be in safer hands.

1331
01:01:22,232 --> 01:01:24,852
There's no way I'd let
her get peer pressured

1332
01:01:24,852 --> 01:01:28,269
into a drunken stupor if she was my girl.

1333
01:01:30,352 --> 01:01:31,962
- Just because you had one bout

1334
01:01:31,962 --> 01:01:32,984
with liquid courage one afternoon

1335
01:01:32,984 --> 01:01:35,882
doesn't make you any less boring, right?

1336
01:01:35,882 --> 01:01:39,432
And I'm pretty sure Sky's
not looking for vanilla.

1337
01:01:39,432 --> 01:01:40,813
- Are you sure your sex count isn't

1338
01:01:40,813 --> 01:01:42,980
as high as, say, Scarlett?

1339
01:01:44,790 --> 01:01:46,482
Oh, that's right.

1340
01:01:46,482 --> 01:01:48,482
You lost count after 20.

1341
01:01:50,173 --> 01:01:52,381
- You might wanna keep
your nose outta of my ass.

1342
01:01:52,381 --> 01:01:54,962
- No brown nosers here, my good man.

1343
01:01:54,962 --> 01:01:59,545
But eventually, she's going
to catch on to your stench.

1344
01:02:06,693 --> 01:02:11,453
♪ Who am I to fall in love ♪

1345
01:02:11,453 --> 01:02:13,834
♪ Are you here with me ♪

1346
01:02:13,834 --> 01:02:16,172
♪ 'Cause I'm here with you ♪

1347
01:02:16,172 --> 01:02:18,451
♪ Are you really with me ♪

1348
01:02:18,451 --> 01:02:23,114
♪ 'Cause I've fallen in love ♪

1349
01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:26,114
♪ It's all I can do ♪

1350
01:02:30,621 --> 01:02:31,664
- Yeah, but I don't understand

1351
01:02:31,664 --> 01:02:34,331
why she deserves a second chance?

1352
01:02:34,331 --> 01:02:36,554
- People make mistakes, mate.

1353
01:02:36,554 --> 01:02:40,692
I reckon you've made a
mistake in the past as well.

1354
01:02:40,692 --> 01:02:41,692
Tables turn?

1355
01:02:43,765 --> 01:02:45,605
- [Phone] What's that supposed to mean?

1356
01:02:45,605 --> 01:02:47,634
- Just nice for you to join us is all.

1357
01:02:47,634 --> 01:02:51,584
- [Phone] Thought you
guys would be at the quad.

1358
01:02:51,584 --> 01:02:54,633
- What, cat got your tongue?

1359
01:02:54,633 --> 01:02:58,904
- [Phone] That pussy
scratched my throat out.

1360
01:02:58,904 --> 01:03:01,013
Too much singing, I guess.

1361
01:03:01,013 --> 01:03:01,851
- Well, save your voice.

1362
01:03:01,851 --> 01:03:03,434
You're going to need it
to silence Garrett here,

1363
01:03:03,434 --> 01:03:04,404
who's under the impression

1364
01:03:04,404 --> 01:03:06,645
that people don't deserve second chances.

1365
01:03:06,645 --> 01:03:08,062
You in agreement?

1366
01:03:09,234 --> 01:03:11,685
- [Phone] If that's the
case, you'd all be in jail,

1367
01:03:11,685 --> 01:03:14,309
with a cellmate named Big Boo.

1368
01:03:14,309 --> 01:03:16,613
(laughs)

1369
01:03:16,613 --> 01:03:18,453
- What's the point of all this?

1370
01:03:18,453 --> 01:03:20,523
- I thought you teens loved a good scrap.

1371
01:03:20,523 --> 01:03:21,793
Normally, all you do is argue.

1372
01:03:21,793 --> 01:03:24,405
Not interested in debating today?

1373
01:03:24,405 --> 01:03:25,393
- The debates.

1374
01:03:25,393 --> 01:03:27,165
The acting and singing.

1375
01:03:27,165 --> 01:03:30,154
You have us out here acting
like clowns, and for what?

1376
01:03:30,154 --> 01:03:31,784
What could you possibly gain

1377
01:03:31,784 --> 01:03:32,954
from putting us through all this?

1378
01:03:32,954 --> 01:03:34,202
- You know, when Mike Tyson tries

1379
01:03:34,202 --> 01:03:35,264
to knock a guy's teeth out,

1380
01:03:35,264 --> 01:03:36,704
I'm pretty sure he's more focused

1381
01:03:36,704 --> 01:03:38,699
on getting his hands on
the championship gold

1382
01:03:38,699 --> 01:03:42,122
than he's worried about how
sore he's gonna be the next day.

1383
01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:44,064
- We're not your lab rats, okay?

1384
01:03:44,064 --> 01:03:46,954
And who on God's green
earth is Mike Tyson?

1385
01:03:46,954 --> 01:03:48,213
- Seriously, Garrett?

1386
01:03:48,213 --> 01:03:50,431
I'm sure we've all fallen
our asses once or twice

1387
01:03:50,431 --> 01:03:52,409
trying to moon walk.

1388
01:03:52,409 --> 01:03:55,399
- Scarlett, I think
that's Michael Jackson.

1389
01:03:55,399 --> 01:03:56,489
- Nobody said anything

1390
01:03:56,489 --> 01:03:59,271
about auditioning for
America's Got Talent, okay?

1391
01:03:59,271 --> 01:04:01,328
We shouldn't have to do any of this.

1392
01:04:01,328 --> 01:04:04,440
- Do I hear a confession coming?

1393
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,857
- I wouldn't dare steal from an old lady.

1394
01:04:09,089 --> 01:04:10,422
- 45 is not old!

1395
01:04:11,649 --> 01:04:13,271
- You're 45?

1396
01:04:13,271 --> 01:04:17,148
Ms. Michaels, you should
invest in some Botox.

1397
01:04:17,148 --> 01:04:18,721
- Oh, okay.

1398
01:04:18,721 --> 01:04:19,554
Well.

1399
01:04:21,751 --> 01:04:24,249
"It's always the quiet ones.

1400
01:04:24,249 --> 01:04:26,791
"No doubt it was TJ."

1401
01:04:26,791 --> 01:04:29,780
Scarlett, you think TJ
took my purse, right?

1402
01:04:29,780 --> 01:04:33,929
- TJ, this was before I knew the real you.

1403
01:04:33,929 --> 01:04:35,679
- I know who took it.

1404
01:04:36,589 --> 01:04:38,111
- Okay.
- Oh, really?

1405
01:04:38,111 --> 01:04:41,277
Well, when I asked you
to write your alibi,

1406
01:04:41,277 --> 01:04:43,679
all you wrote was three little words.

1407
01:04:43,679 --> 01:04:45,096
"Take your pick."

1408
01:04:46,169 --> 01:04:49,009
And now you want everybody
to respect your voice, right?

1409
01:04:49,009 --> 01:04:49,988
- Ms. Michaels.

1410
01:04:49,988 --> 01:04:50,905
- Oh, okay.

1411
01:04:52,198 --> 01:04:55,281
"Not only did I see Kyler bullying TJ

1412
01:04:56,746 --> 01:04:58,757
"and talking to Garrett about cheating

1413
01:04:58,757 --> 01:05:01,590
"on Ms. Michaels US History exam,

1414
01:05:01,590 --> 01:05:04,390
"but I also was headed to the bathroom

1415
01:05:04,390 --> 01:05:07,060
"and I overheard him
practically begging Garrett

1416
01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:08,689
"to steal the purse with him."

1417
01:05:08,689 --> 01:05:10,191
- I didn't write that to you.

1418
01:05:10,191 --> 01:05:12,481
- Oh, but you admit that you wrote it?

1419
01:05:12,481 --> 01:05:14,898
To who, our principal, maybe?

1420
01:05:16,601 --> 01:05:17,434
And Kyler.

1421
01:05:19,572 --> 01:05:21,655
Kyler, you wrote nothing.

1422
01:05:22,733 --> 01:05:24,233
Knowing damn well that you took food

1423
01:05:24,233 --> 01:05:26,042
out of my family's mouth.

1424
01:05:26,042 --> 01:05:29,084
And now you refuse to come
forward in order to what?

1425
01:05:29,084 --> 01:05:30,834
Protect your friends?

1426
01:05:32,301 --> 01:05:34,263
- I knew you went back for that purse.

1427
01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:35,861
I don't have anything to do with it

1428
01:05:35,861 --> 01:05:37,833
but you couldn't resist, could you?

1429
01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:39,823
Kyler gets what Kyler wants.

1430
01:05:39,823 --> 01:05:41,313
Isn't that right, Scarlett?

1431
01:05:41,313 --> 01:05:42,774
- Garrett, don't.

1432
01:05:42,774 --> 01:05:44,854
- Oh, you just sit down and listen, right?

1433
01:05:44,854 --> 01:05:46,775
"She was as sweet as a peach,

1434
01:05:46,775 --> 01:05:50,815
"with even less fuzz a few
inches beneath her belly button.

1435
01:05:50,815 --> 01:05:53,524
"Between the sheets, a
gentle animal if you will.

1436
01:05:53,524 --> 01:05:55,353
"By no means was I a lion tamer,

1437
01:05:55,353 --> 01:05:57,180
"but I know it takes a true lion

1438
01:05:57,180 --> 01:06:01,543
"to please such an
experienced sexual genius.

1439
01:06:01,543 --> 01:06:03,273
"Scarlett."

1440
01:06:03,273 --> 01:06:05,781
- Sky, that was before you.

1441
01:06:05,781 --> 01:06:07,863
- [Phone] Zip it.

1442
01:06:07,863 --> 01:06:09,663
For a change.

1443
01:06:09,663 --> 01:06:13,484
- So, do we all still
believe in second chances?

1444
01:06:13,484 --> 01:06:15,234
- Maybe you're right.

1445
01:06:19,935 --> 01:06:23,391
I don't need a second chance from scum!

1446
01:06:23,391 --> 01:06:25,671
I don't need a second chance from a drunk

1447
01:06:25,671 --> 01:06:27,863
and I certainly don't need
a second chance from a rat.

1448
01:06:27,863 --> 01:06:29,964
Especially after I told all of you.

1449
01:06:29,964 --> 01:06:32,503
I didn't lay a finger on the purse!

1450
01:06:32,503 --> 01:06:33,873
- Of course you did.

1451
01:06:33,873 --> 01:06:36,135
Klepto Kyler in the flesh.

1452
01:06:36,135 --> 01:06:38,385
(grunting)

1453
01:06:50,895 --> 01:06:52,228
- Kyler, enough!

1454
01:06:53,084 --> 01:06:54,414
Hey!

1455
01:06:54,414 --> 01:06:56,113
If you cannot make it
through Saturday School,

1456
01:06:56,113 --> 01:06:58,892
this is your last chance.

1457
01:06:58,892 --> 01:07:00,975
Hey, this is your future.

1458
01:07:03,735 --> 01:07:05,623
- The best you can do is cry?

1459
01:07:05,623 --> 01:07:07,983
I think we're all capable of
turning on the waterworks.

1460
01:07:07,983 --> 01:07:09,335
Maybe you should try something different.

1461
01:07:09,335 --> 01:07:11,324
Or are you just incapable
of telling the truth?

1462
01:07:11,324 --> 01:07:12,663
- [Kyler] The hell are
you talking about, TJ?

1463
01:07:12,663 --> 01:07:13,793
- I saw her take it.

1464
01:07:13,793 --> 01:07:16,975
- [Ms. Michaels] Is this true?

1465
01:07:16,975 --> 01:07:17,815
- [Kyler] Stop, Sky.

1466
01:07:17,815 --> 01:07:19,482
You don't have to...

1467
01:07:29,455 --> 01:07:31,872
(slow music)

1468
01:07:44,215 --> 01:07:46,298
(coughs)

1469
01:07:47,687 --> 01:07:51,566
- I can't believe I put
so much energy into you.

1470
01:07:51,566 --> 01:07:52,733
You played us.

1471
01:07:55,716 --> 01:07:58,716
- I guess that concludes our debate.

1472
01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:03,042
(slow music)

1473
01:08:30,276 --> 01:08:32,859
(gentle music)

1474
01:09:35,465 --> 01:09:37,556
- Could drive cross
country in a week's time.

1475
01:09:37,556 --> 01:09:40,865
That guy just can't get over himself.

1476
01:09:40,865 --> 01:09:41,782
Or someone.

1477
01:09:43,135 --> 01:09:45,718
(upbeat music)

1478
01:10:22,465 --> 01:10:24,487
- I'm sorry, man.

1479
01:10:24,487 --> 01:10:26,237
I should've told you.

1480
01:10:27,945 --> 01:10:29,865
- After all I've done to you?

1481
01:10:29,865 --> 01:10:30,698
Stop it.

1482
01:10:32,436 --> 01:10:34,785
- Oh, so you're good?

1483
01:10:34,785 --> 01:10:36,956
Because I was wondering
if you would mind driving

1484
01:10:36,956 --> 01:10:40,655
when Scarlett and I join you
and Sky on a double date.

1485
01:10:40,655 --> 01:10:41,564
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1486
01:10:41,564 --> 01:10:43,104
Hang on a tick.

1487
01:10:43,104 --> 01:10:44,796
I'm done with Sky.

1488
01:10:44,796 --> 01:10:46,135
Done.

1489
01:10:46,135 --> 01:10:47,265
- No, you're not.

1490
01:10:47,265 --> 01:10:49,927
I've seen what happens when
you're done with someone.

1491
01:10:49,927 --> 01:10:51,556
It's black eyes for the guys.

1492
01:10:51,556 --> 01:10:53,607
And it's jealous fits watching you move on

1493
01:10:53,607 --> 01:10:55,887
to your next prospect for the ladies.

1494
01:10:55,887 --> 01:10:57,876
- You've been watchin' me, eh?

1495
01:10:57,876 --> 01:11:02,876
- Rule of thumb for geeks,
always keep danger on your radar.

1496
01:11:03,035 --> 01:11:06,065
- See, that right there,
that's what bothers me, TJ.

1497
01:11:06,065 --> 01:11:07,967
You shouldn't have to do that.

1498
01:11:07,967 --> 01:11:09,375
Live in fear?

1499
01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:13,884
Especially not because of
a numb bloke like that.

1500
01:11:13,884 --> 01:11:15,833
I deserve everything I've gotten.

1501
01:11:15,833 --> 01:11:17,000
- Yeah, maybe.

1502
01:11:18,423 --> 01:11:19,943
But you gotta take the good with the bad.

1503
01:11:19,943 --> 01:11:24,610
And if the bad is Saturday
School, then the good is Sky.

1504
01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:28,204
She loves you, man.

1505
01:11:28,204 --> 01:11:30,042
There's no hiding her feelings for you.

1506
01:11:30,042 --> 01:11:31,375
We all saw that.

1507
01:11:33,832 --> 01:11:36,332
(Kyler sighs)

1508
01:11:38,764 --> 01:11:39,713
- What made you record her

1509
01:11:39,713 --> 01:11:42,212
nabbing the ole lady's purse anyway?

1510
01:11:42,212 --> 01:11:44,632
Like, how'd nobody see you?

1511
01:11:44,632 --> 01:11:47,983
- I'm not gonna lie, Kyler, I
was really pissed off with you

1512
01:11:47,983 --> 01:11:49,255
for messin' with me that day.

1513
01:11:49,255 --> 01:11:50,575
So I went to the one place

1514
01:11:50,575 --> 01:11:53,408
where I knew I could be by myself.

1515
01:11:55,842 --> 01:11:56,759
The bushes.

1516
01:11:59,105 --> 01:12:01,255
I saw the purse myself and I thought, hey,

1517
01:12:01,255 --> 01:12:03,104
Ms. Michaels, she'll come back for it.

1518
01:12:03,104 --> 01:12:05,124
Next thing I know, Sky popped up.

1519
01:12:05,124 --> 01:12:08,563
And I'm thinking, okay, maybe
she's gonna take it to her.

1520
01:12:08,563 --> 01:12:10,335
But the way she kept
looking over her shoulder

1521
01:12:10,335 --> 01:12:12,684
as she went through it
gave me weird vibes,

1522
01:12:12,684 --> 01:12:14,684
so I hit the red button.

1523
01:12:18,145 --> 01:12:19,573
- Why didn't you tell?

1524
01:12:19,573 --> 01:12:20,823
I mean, before.

1525
01:12:21,796 --> 01:12:25,476
- Guys like me don't have
much to do on the weekends.

1526
01:12:25,476 --> 01:12:27,385
So I figured I'd tell when I got bored

1527
01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:29,796
or I got tired of being here.

1528
01:12:29,796 --> 01:12:30,772
But to be honest,

1529
01:12:30,772 --> 01:12:33,175
you keep things pretty
interesting wherever you go.

1530
01:12:33,175 --> 01:12:35,156
(laughs)

1531
01:12:35,156 --> 01:12:36,796
And then I saw how much you liked her

1532
01:12:36,796 --> 01:12:39,796
and I figured things would blow over

1533
01:12:40,844 --> 01:12:42,935
once Saturday School was over,

1534
01:12:42,935 --> 01:12:46,602
but I couldn't let them
blame you, you know?

1535
01:12:51,874 --> 01:12:52,844
- I didn't take the purse,

1536
01:12:52,844 --> 01:12:55,024
but somehow I still feel
like this is all my fault.

1537
01:12:55,024 --> 01:12:56,269
- We all played a part in it.

1538
01:12:56,269 --> 01:12:58,019
- Yeah, and Scarlett?

1539
01:12:59,402 --> 01:13:01,192
- Casualty of war.

1540
01:13:01,192 --> 01:13:03,275
(laughs)

1541
01:13:07,264 --> 01:13:11,224
- Wow, it looks like
someone just ate your puppy.

1542
01:13:11,224 --> 01:13:12,057
- Wait.

1543
01:13:12,931 --> 01:13:14,470
I look horrified?

1544
01:13:14,470 --> 01:13:15,992
Or are you trying to
tell me I look horrible?

1545
01:13:15,992 --> 01:13:18,122
- I know my homophones.

1546
01:13:18,122 --> 01:13:18,955
- But--

1547
01:13:18,955 --> 01:13:22,288
- And I know when a girl needs a friend.

1548
01:13:23,392 --> 01:13:28,181
- You're here because of me,
and you wanna be my friend?

1549
01:13:28,181 --> 01:13:29,848
I don't deserve you.

1550
01:13:31,220 --> 01:13:32,562
- Aww.

1551
01:13:32,562 --> 01:13:35,861
Listen, I know when your
idols become your rivals,

1552
01:13:35,861 --> 01:13:37,800
it can be hard to go back again.

1553
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:38,841
But look at you.

1554
01:13:38,841 --> 01:13:40,632
You so look up to me again.

1555
01:13:40,632 --> 01:13:42,132
That's a big step.

1556
01:13:43,141 --> 01:13:46,130
- I was so hoping we could
get a selfie together.

1557
01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:47,381
- Yeah.

1558
01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:50,131
And I promise I won't record you.

1559
01:13:53,901 --> 01:13:58,002
Babe, we seriously need
to work on your smile.

1560
01:13:58,002 --> 01:13:59,061
Anywho.

1561
01:13:59,061 --> 01:14:02,469
For what it's worth, I
know you're a good person.

1562
01:14:02,469 --> 01:14:03,712
- Yeah?

1563
01:14:03,712 --> 01:14:05,072
- Mm-hmm.

1564
01:14:05,072 --> 01:14:06,570
Way deep in there,

1565
01:14:06,570 --> 01:14:09,010
there's a little girl
dying to love someone.

1566
01:14:09,010 --> 01:14:12,569
And it may not seem like it right now,

1567
01:14:12,569 --> 01:14:15,570
but he's dying to love you too.

1568
01:14:15,570 --> 01:14:17,487
Just give it some time.

1569
01:14:18,848 --> 01:14:22,348
- Thank you, Scarlett, that's really nice.

1570
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:26,864
- I'm sorry I put my hands on you.

1571
01:14:26,864 --> 01:14:27,922
- Don't worry about it.

1572
01:14:27,922 --> 01:14:30,013
My words were just as bad.

1573
01:14:30,013 --> 01:14:32,346
I deserved worse, I'm sorry.

1574
01:14:37,589 --> 01:14:40,282
- Okay, starting to get a little weird.

1575
01:14:40,282 --> 01:14:45,032
Yeah, anything past three
seconds is a little stalkerish.

1576
01:14:50,392 --> 01:14:51,559
- Delinquents!

1577
01:14:52,472 --> 01:14:54,024
Hey.

1578
01:14:54,024 --> 01:14:57,562
16 years ago, a baby boy was born.

1579
01:14:57,562 --> 01:15:00,832
And he was born to a mother
who was a rolling stone

1580
01:15:00,832 --> 01:15:04,581
without the talent to back up
her heathen-like behaviors.

1581
01:15:04,581 --> 01:15:08,341
Truth is, she refused to stick
around all those years ago

1582
01:15:08,341 --> 01:15:11,091
and perform her duty as a parent.

1583
01:15:12,402 --> 01:15:15,841
She pops in every once in
a while to get her updates,

1584
01:15:15,841 --> 01:15:17,482
but she's no mom.

1585
01:15:17,482 --> 01:15:19,682
It tore up her heart when she found out

1586
01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:22,333
that the boy's foster father
ended up being a piece of shit

1587
01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:23,773
and hit the road.

1588
01:15:23,773 --> 01:15:27,440
A story I'm sure a few
of you can relate to.

1589
01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:30,112
Luckily for the boy,

1590
01:15:30,112 --> 01:15:33,779
he has no idea of his
parental arrangements.

1591
01:15:36,792 --> 01:15:39,832
Now this boy, he was
forced to run a marathon

1592
01:15:39,832 --> 01:15:41,842
because of the greed
and the selfish desires

1593
01:15:41,842 --> 01:15:43,840
of the adults around him.

1594
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:47,693
Those adults were so drunken
with illusions of grandeur,

1595
01:15:47,693 --> 01:15:50,620
or what you kids would say, being a boss,

1596
01:15:50,620 --> 01:15:52,282
they didn't stop to even think of the fact

1597
01:15:52,282 --> 01:15:53,842
that they were making this boy run a race

1598
01:15:53,842 --> 01:15:55,952
with two broken legs.

1599
01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:59,933
At times, he walked,
limped, and even crawled

1600
01:15:59,933 --> 01:16:01,682
to the finish line.

1601
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:05,599
Without enough water to
even keep him hydrated.

1602
01:16:10,832 --> 01:16:14,291
Now I'm sure a few of you are
probably rooting for this boy.

1603
01:16:14,291 --> 01:16:16,122
You want to know if he won the race

1604
01:16:16,122 --> 01:16:18,461
or if he even finished.

1605
01:16:18,461 --> 01:16:19,752
But my question to you is,

1606
01:16:19,752 --> 01:16:22,693
if you were thrown into the
same fire, what would you do?

1607
01:16:22,693 --> 01:16:25,276
Would you quit, finish, or win?

1608
01:16:27,533 --> 01:16:30,762
Now I have watched you
shitheads cuss each other out,

1609
01:16:30,762 --> 01:16:33,100
even draw blood from one another.

1610
01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:35,410
And I swear to God if
your arms was long enough,

1611
01:16:35,410 --> 01:16:36,243
you might have reached out

1612
01:16:36,243 --> 01:16:40,160
and smacked each other's
mommas a couple times.

1613
01:16:41,173 --> 01:16:42,371
Five years from now,

1614
01:16:42,371 --> 01:16:45,672
when you find yourself
feeling a little bit down

1615
01:16:45,672 --> 01:16:47,761
because life is hard

1616
01:16:47,761 --> 01:16:50,981
and you're wondering what
is the point of your journey

1617
01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:53,384
and everything that you've gone through,

1618
01:16:53,384 --> 01:16:55,884
just focus on the finish line.

1619
01:16:56,821 --> 01:16:59,072
And remember the boy.

1620
01:16:59,072 --> 01:17:00,989
It's final speech time.

1621
01:17:02,232 --> 01:17:03,065
Garrett?

1622
01:17:03,941 --> 01:17:06,101
- I'm not exactly sure
what I've learned here.

1623
01:17:06,101 --> 01:17:07,722
To be honest, Saturday School sucks

1624
01:17:07,722 --> 01:17:10,152
for every kid in America.

1625
01:17:10,152 --> 01:17:13,402
I never took that purse, but here I am.

1626
01:17:15,013 --> 01:17:16,661
So if I have to say anything,

1627
01:17:16,661 --> 01:17:19,328
it's watch the company you keep.

1628
01:17:21,053 --> 01:17:22,933
- I don't like liars.

1629
01:17:22,933 --> 01:17:25,091
I can do without instigators.

1630
01:17:25,091 --> 01:17:27,091
And I don't like cheese.

1631
01:17:29,061 --> 01:17:30,112
What?

1632
01:17:30,112 --> 01:17:31,432
Oh, like cheese doesn't put dimples

1633
01:17:31,432 --> 01:17:33,680
on the back of your thighs?

1634
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:36,261
- It's my fault you're all here.

1635
01:17:36,261 --> 01:17:38,492
I've been standing by
watching students get bullied

1636
01:17:38,492 --> 01:17:40,712
and ignored for being
themselves for so long,

1637
01:17:40,712 --> 01:17:45,013
that when I saw Kyler and
Garrett give TJ such a hard time,

1638
01:17:45,013 --> 01:17:47,762
I couldn't take it anymore.

1639
01:17:47,762 --> 01:17:48,781
And I guess it didn't help

1640
01:17:48,781 --> 01:17:51,832
that I caught you two in such
a flirtatious mood that day.

1641
01:17:51,832 --> 01:17:53,722
The last thing an angry
girl wants is to be hit on

1642
01:17:53,722 --> 01:17:58,110
by someone who doesn't take
the moment to say hello.

1643
01:17:58,110 --> 01:18:02,101
But that's still no excuse
for me punishing you.

1644
01:18:02,101 --> 01:18:03,601
I stole the purse.

1645
01:18:04,453 --> 01:18:07,920
- As much as we can blame Sky for stealing

1646
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,170
and not speaking up for us,

1647
01:18:12,432 --> 01:18:17,101
we could blame me as well
for keeping her secret.

1648
01:18:17,101 --> 01:18:20,018
But honestly, I'm glad it happened.

1649
01:18:22,373 --> 01:18:24,242
I haven't had this much fun

1650
01:18:24,242 --> 01:18:27,575
or felt this accepted in my entire life.

1651
01:18:29,541 --> 01:18:33,093
And I've learned that
in order to be accepted,

1652
01:18:33,093 --> 01:18:35,453
not only do you have to
be open about who you are,

1653
01:18:35,453 --> 01:18:37,378
but you have to be prepared

1654
01:18:37,378 --> 01:18:40,295
to accept whatever comes with that.

1655
01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:43,425
And I accept you guys.

1656
01:18:45,861 --> 01:18:47,269
- I don't know everything,

1657
01:18:47,269 --> 01:18:50,013
but I'm working my ass off
to learn whatever I can.

1658
01:18:50,013 --> 01:18:51,861
And if Sky's right about anything,

1659
01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:53,910
it's that the bullying needs to stop.

1660
01:18:53,910 --> 01:18:56,832
Whether it's sexuality, weight, or money,

1661
01:18:56,832 --> 01:18:59,501
we all have our differences.

1662
01:18:59,501 --> 01:19:00,992
Besides, what would I look like

1663
01:19:00,992 --> 01:19:05,501
if I expected everybody to
look half as good as me?

1664
01:19:05,501 --> 01:19:09,402
- I am curious about one thing though.

1665
01:19:09,402 --> 01:19:12,402
Sky, what'd you spend that money on?

1666
01:19:14,540 --> 01:19:18,112
- Haters are everywhere
and they're gonna hate.

1667
01:19:18,112 --> 01:19:22,695
So long as I remember that,
I'm sure I'll be just fine.

1668
01:19:25,450 --> 01:19:27,322
- I know it doesn't fix what I did,

1669
01:19:27,322 --> 01:19:30,739
but TJ, everyone, I never spent the cash.

1670
01:19:42,510 --> 01:19:45,381
I hope we've all learned to
believe in second chances.

1671
01:19:45,381 --> 01:19:47,548
Because I know I need one.

1672
01:19:49,181 --> 01:19:52,872
- A few months ago, if this were a cliff,

1673
01:19:52,872 --> 01:19:55,869
I'd probably have written
you a thank you card

1674
01:19:55,869 --> 01:19:58,786
if you had pushed me off the ledge.

1675
01:20:00,381 --> 01:20:03,682
I wasn't a happy person,
and I was even less thrilled

1676
01:20:03,682 --> 01:20:07,072
to be here with all of you every Saturday.

1677
01:20:07,072 --> 01:20:10,010
But I'm not sure, without this place,

1678
01:20:10,010 --> 01:20:12,672
I'm not sure I would have even wanted

1679
01:20:12,672 --> 01:20:15,152
to graduate from high school.

1680
01:20:15,152 --> 01:20:17,115
And I definitely wouldn't have had

1681
01:20:17,115 --> 01:20:19,865
as many real friends as I do now.

1682
01:20:22,344 --> 01:20:23,504
I haven't always shown my best

1683
01:20:23,504 --> 01:20:25,944
that I care about much in life.

1684
01:20:25,944 --> 01:20:28,224
But you guys have given me a heartbeat.

1685
01:20:28,224 --> 01:20:30,704
Now I know I'm going to
graduate from high school

1686
01:20:30,704 --> 01:20:32,565
and I'm gonna do great things.

1687
01:20:32,565 --> 01:20:35,354
It's not only because I care,

1688
01:20:35,354 --> 01:20:38,373
it's because I'm surrounded
by so many people

1689
01:20:38,373 --> 01:20:41,805
that are gonna push me to do so.

1690
01:20:41,805 --> 01:20:44,982
Ms. Michaels, you said life was hard.

1691
01:20:44,982 --> 01:20:47,283
But I only tend to believe it's hard

1692
01:20:47,283 --> 01:20:48,474
if you don't have meaningful people

1693
01:20:48,474 --> 01:20:50,557
in your life to care for.

1694
01:20:53,034 --> 01:20:55,024
And that's the biggest lesson

1695
01:20:55,024 --> 01:20:58,691
that I've learned in
this paradise of yours.

1696
01:21:08,704 --> 01:21:10,203
- Do you like it?

1697
01:21:10,203 --> 01:21:11,253
I made it myself.

1698
01:21:11,253 --> 01:21:12,912
I put a little jalapenos in the sauce

1699
01:21:12,912 --> 01:21:14,485
to give it a little extra oomph,

1700
01:21:14,485 --> 01:21:16,818
if you know what I'm saying.

1701
01:21:17,891 --> 01:21:20,514
You need a little extra
time in the bedroom, boy.

1702
01:21:20,514 --> 01:21:24,333
But in the meantime, it'll
put some hair on your chest.

1703
01:21:24,333 --> 01:21:26,269
- One thing Ms. Michaels did right.

1704
01:21:26,269 --> 01:21:27,116
- Really.

1705
01:21:27,116 --> 01:21:29,199
(laughs)

1706
01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:33,318
- Wonder if there's more.

1707
01:21:33,318 --> 01:21:36,229
- Well, guess I'll leave you guys to it.

1708
01:21:36,229 --> 01:21:37,517
- Thanks, Scar.

1709
01:21:37,517 --> 01:21:38,796
- It doesn't take a rocket doctor

1710
01:21:38,796 --> 01:21:43,296
to know when the you had me
at hello moment is coming.

1711
01:21:44,157 --> 01:21:45,657
- So is she right?

1712
01:21:47,155 --> 01:21:50,117
- Well, I don't hear any theme music.

1713
01:21:50,117 --> 01:21:52,647
- I guess that answers
several of my questions then.

1714
01:21:52,647 --> 01:21:55,138
- Which were what, exactly?

1715
01:21:55,138 --> 01:21:57,109
- Well, I was sort of wondering

1716
01:21:57,109 --> 01:21:59,727
if that was our first
fight or our final goodbye?

1717
01:21:59,727 --> 01:22:01,127
- Really?

1718
01:22:01,127 --> 01:22:02,317
If that's how you are
during your first fight,

1719
01:22:02,317 --> 01:22:05,984
who would ever be
interested in a round two?

1720
01:22:07,708 --> 01:22:08,679
- Okay.

1721
01:22:08,679 --> 01:22:11,308
Final goodbye it is then.

1722
01:22:11,308 --> 01:22:12,141
- Sky.

1723
01:22:14,849 --> 01:22:15,682
- What?

1724
01:22:23,428 --> 01:22:24,345
- Tie game.

1725
01:22:25,519 --> 01:22:26,369
(Sky screams)

1726
01:22:26,369 --> 01:22:28,208
(Kyler laughs)

1727
01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:29,568
- You cheat!

1728
01:22:29,568 --> 01:22:30,666
- These are your rules, woman.

1729
01:22:30,666 --> 01:22:32,289
I don't know why you
turned your back on me.

1730
01:22:32,289 --> 01:22:37,164
You know I'm always interested
in round two of a good scrap.

1731
01:22:37,164 --> 01:22:39,876
All right, easy there, rockstar.

1732
01:22:39,876 --> 01:22:40,709
- What?

1733
01:22:42,339 --> 01:22:44,172
- Well, you hear that?

1734
01:22:45,207 --> 01:22:46,040
- What?

1735
01:22:46,906 --> 01:22:48,396
- Think that's your heart pounding

1736
01:22:48,396 --> 01:22:50,563
or that's our theme music.

1737
01:23:05,614 --> 01:23:07,724
- Those two should get a room.

1738
01:23:07,724 --> 01:23:09,724
- [Scarlett] Or someone.

1739
01:23:12,007 --> 01:23:15,757
- Scarlett, I've never
been on a date before.

1740
01:23:18,464 --> 01:23:21,498
Do you think you might
wanna go out some time?

1741
01:23:21,498 --> 01:23:22,331
My treat.

1742
01:23:24,938 --> 01:23:27,327
- It'd be a first for both of us.

1743
01:23:27,327 --> 01:23:29,910
(upbeat music)

1744
01:23:39,676 --> 01:23:41,824
- Don't think I've ever seen
you so happy, Ms. Michaels.

1745
01:23:41,824 --> 01:23:43,247
- Y'all have come a long way.

1746
01:23:43,247 --> 01:23:45,268
Especially that one.

1747
01:23:45,268 --> 01:23:46,926
He finally spoke his truth.

1748
01:23:46,926 --> 01:23:49,108
Got a little bass in his voice.

1749
01:23:49,108 --> 01:23:50,676
- Yeah, but what about you?

1750
01:23:50,676 --> 01:23:53,788
- Oh, son, my voice stopped
dropping many moons ago.

1751
01:23:53,788 --> 01:23:56,707
Unlike some other things,
if you catch my drift.

1752
01:23:56,707 --> 01:23:58,290
- Yeah, yeah, I do.

1753
01:24:00,807 --> 01:24:04,458
But you might wanna ask TJ
about those broken legs.

1754
01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:08,125
In case you ever wanna
finish your own race?

1755
01:24:16,962 --> 01:24:18,962
(sighs)

1756
01:24:28,508 --> 01:24:30,925
(calm music)

1757
01:24:42,599 --> 01:24:47,599
♪ Lately I been thinking
I got temporary feelings ♪

1758
01:24:48,348 --> 01:24:53,348
♪ Tell me different ♪

1759
01:24:55,885 --> 01:24:58,279
♪ Lately I been thinking ♪

1760
01:24:58,279 --> 01:25:03,279
♪ I've been falling for
a person that ain't you ♪

1761
01:25:09,919 --> 01:25:12,948
♪ Can't blame me thinking different ♪

1762
01:25:12,948 --> 01:25:14,647
♪ You've been sharing ♪

1763
01:25:14,647 --> 01:25:18,237
♪ I don't hate you ♪

1764
01:25:18,237 --> 01:25:22,656
♪ I don't hate you ♪

1765
01:25:22,656 --> 01:25:24,919
♪ We aren't really dating ♪

1766
01:25:24,919 --> 01:25:29,919
♪ So I guess that's what
I get for setting places ♪

1767
01:25:36,050 --> 01:25:39,218
♪ Let me know I'm something ♪

1768
01:25:39,218 --> 01:25:43,385
♪ Let me know I'm worth it to you ♪

1769
01:26:02,099 --> 01:26:04,179
♪ Yeah, how did this happen ♪

1770
01:26:04,179 --> 01:26:05,710
♪ From little fights to snapping ♪

1771
01:26:05,710 --> 01:26:06,878
♪ Lots of tissues, issues ♪

1772
01:26:06,878 --> 01:26:08,197
♪ Tackling like Madden ♪

1773
01:26:08,197 --> 01:26:10,049
♪ Send a hit-stick towards the chatter ♪

1774
01:26:10,049 --> 01:26:11,497
♪ I'm too young to have attachments ♪

1775
01:26:11,497 --> 01:26:12,417
♪ This distraction ♪

1776
01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:13,806
♪ This irrational reacting ♪

1777
01:26:13,806 --> 01:26:15,315
♪ When I look into my past ♪

1778
01:26:15,315 --> 01:26:17,727
♪ See all my dreams ran past me ♪

1779
01:26:17,727 --> 01:26:20,036
♪ Asking, can I hit the blunt, man ♪

1780
01:26:20,036 --> 01:26:21,737
♪ I'm sure that I'll be sunken ♪

1781
01:26:21,737 --> 01:26:23,545
♪ But I realize that I'm up man ♪

1782
01:26:23,545 --> 01:26:26,996
♪ Women come and go so I don't
really give a fuck, man ♪

1783
01:26:26,996 --> 01:26:29,396
♪ Pulling up to the function, bumping ♪

1784
01:26:29,396 --> 01:26:30,804
♪ Flexing on pedestrians ♪

1785
01:26:30,804 --> 01:26:32,543
♪ Focused on you, how can I win ♪

1786
01:26:32,543 --> 01:26:34,185
♪ I'm focused on being the best to live ♪

1787
01:26:34,185 --> 01:26:35,036
♪ Living my best life ♪

1788
01:26:35,036 --> 01:26:36,556
♪ More bitches than packed in the venue ♪

1789
01:26:36,556 --> 01:26:37,636
♪ It's a message, shit ♪

1790
01:26:37,636 --> 01:26:39,116
♪ There's no need to get envious ♪

1791
01:26:39,116 --> 01:26:40,876
♪ Like Severus, just sever it ♪

1792
01:26:40,876 --> 01:26:42,215
♪ It's dead as shit ♪

1793
01:26:42,215 --> 01:26:46,798
♪ Fuck, that was it ♪