WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:03:16.611 --> 00:03:19.114 Hey Tom, how you doing? 4 00:03:19.146 --> 00:03:22.183 Tom, I told you I don't speak Polish. 5 00:03:22.217 --> 00:03:23.886 Besides, I'm not Angie. 6 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:27.689 I'm Anthony and you know I came to this country years ago. 7 00:03:27.723 --> 00:03:29.058 Anyway, what's up? 8 00:03:29.091 --> 00:03:31.060 Hey by the way, do you know where Matt is? 9 00:03:32.627 --> 00:03:35.129 No, I haven't seen him for a long period of time. 10 00:03:35.163 --> 00:03:36.632 Yeah, me too. 11 00:03:36.664 --> 00:03:39.634 That's the problem, he just disappeared. 12 00:03:39.668 --> 00:03:42.771 Oh come on. It's Matt, he should be fine. 13 00:03:42.804 --> 00:03:44.272 By the way, do you want to hit the bar? 14 00:03:44.306 --> 00:03:46.975 Nah, I'm exhausted. 15 00:03:47.008 --> 00:03:49.811 A lot of work, important projects, you know? 16 00:03:49.844 --> 00:03:50.979 You on a little bit tighter? 17 00:03:51.013 --> 00:03:54.950 - I really need some rest. - As usual. 18 00:03:54.983 --> 00:03:57.953 Hey, what about that girl you met a couple of weeks back? 19 00:03:57.985 --> 00:03:59.020 You should go with her. 20 00:04:00.822 --> 00:04:01.890 Nothing. 21 00:04:01.924 --> 00:04:03.893 Why? She's cool. 22 00:04:03.925 --> 00:04:06.060 You know, she's strange. 23 00:04:06.093 --> 00:04:09.597 - She picks her nose too often. - Gotcha. 24 00:04:09.631 --> 00:04:12.568 You are definitely unlucky with girls, dude. 25 00:04:12.600 --> 00:04:14.871 Yeah, beautiful. It looks like it. 26 00:04:16.003 --> 00:04:18.973 Okay. Hey, we'll see you bro. 27 00:04:19.007 --> 00:04:20.141 Yeah. 28 00:04:20.175 --> 00:04:22.011 See ya, 29 00:04:22.043 --> 00:04:22.844 bye. 30 00:04:39.995 --> 00:04:42.131 And would come back to the United States. 31 00:05:04.987 --> 00:05:05.788 Okay. 32 00:05:48.062 --> 00:05:50.966 It was lovely meeting you. 33 00:05:50.999 --> 00:05:53.302 - Michelle. - Thank you. 34 00:05:53.334 --> 00:05:56.704 - Am I special? - Yeah, I like that one. 35 00:06:10.851 --> 00:06:13.021 That's Matt's apartment. 36 00:07:14.415 --> 00:07:17.118 You see life? Look at his blood. 37 00:07:20.088 --> 00:07:22.157 The crazy bastard split his head open. 38 00:07:22.189 --> 00:07:24.459 What shall we do now? 39 00:07:24.492 --> 00:07:26.127 Call 911 I guess. 40 00:07:29.064 --> 00:07:31.067 Do you want us to call you an ambulance? 41 00:07:32.067 --> 00:07:33.502 No, thanks. 42 00:07:35.937 --> 00:07:38.139 Okay, let's help him to his feet then. 43 00:07:41.309 --> 00:07:42.144 Come on. 44 00:07:45.180 --> 00:07:48.182 So, here we are then. 45 00:07:48.216 --> 00:07:49.518 Where have you been, man? 46 00:07:49.550 --> 00:07:52.553 I haven't seen you for a week, no messages, no calls. 47 00:07:52.586 --> 00:07:54.122 I was ready to call your mom. 48 00:07:54.156 --> 00:07:56.091 Ha, yeah, I can just imagine 49 00:07:56.124 --> 00:07:57.793 how that conversation would go. 50 00:07:57.826 --> 00:07:59.261 I almost called ICE and told them 51 00:07:59.293 --> 00:08:02.764 you were Mexican so they would know how to find you. 52 00:08:02.798 --> 00:08:04.031 You know that's not true. 53 00:08:04.064 --> 00:08:06.035 - They don't care. - Guys. 54 00:08:07.935 --> 00:08:09.337 Drinks for the guys. 55 00:08:09.370 --> 00:08:11.106 - Thanks, gorgeous. - Thank you. 56 00:08:21.216 --> 00:08:24.552 So, are you gonna tell me where you've been? 57 00:08:24.586 --> 00:08:26.254 Oh, sorry mate. 58 00:08:26.288 --> 00:08:28.157 So, get this. 59 00:08:28.189 --> 00:08:29.891 The other week, I'm watching TV, 60 00:08:29.925 --> 00:08:32.894 this documentary, right, about Russia. 61 00:08:34.261 --> 00:08:35.863 Are you serious? 62 00:08:35.897 --> 00:08:37.132 Yeah, Russia. 63 00:08:37.164 --> 00:08:40.168 Honestly, it's the best place I have ever been. 64 00:08:40.201 --> 00:08:41.937 Bars are open all night, 65 00:08:41.970 --> 00:08:45.574 insane nightclubs and well, the women. 66 00:08:45.606 --> 00:08:48.442 Stop, okay. For example, Russia. 67 00:08:48.475 --> 00:08:51.112 But how did you communicate with them? 68 00:08:51.145 --> 00:08:54.048 They all speak English there. It's so easy. 69 00:09:00.422 --> 00:09:02.224 What's wrong with your face? 70 00:09:02.256 --> 00:09:04.092 You having a stroke or something? 71 00:09:05.427 --> 00:09:07.629 - Oh, oh, Natasha. - Shh. 72 00:09:07.662 --> 00:09:09.965 - Yeah, Natasha. - Crazy story, right? 73 00:09:09.998 --> 00:09:11.500 I went to the restaurant one night, 74 00:09:11.533 --> 00:09:14.036 you know, hoping to sink a few. 75 00:09:14.068 --> 00:09:15.303 I see this girl, Natasha. 76 00:09:15.336 --> 00:09:17.605 She's there with one of her friends. 77 00:09:17.639 --> 00:09:21.310 Our eyes met from across the room. 78 00:09:21.342 --> 00:09:23.511 It was like one of those scenes from a movie. 79 00:09:23.544 --> 00:09:27.415 So we're getting a couple of drinks, having a bit of a dance 80 00:09:27.448 --> 00:09:29.116 and she took me into the bathroom 81 00:09:29.149 --> 00:09:33.154 and you know, we had a bit of a rendezvous. 82 00:09:33.187 --> 00:09:35.256 Oh my god, that's disgusting. 83 00:09:35.289 --> 00:09:37.425 What are you, 15 years old? Come on. 84 00:09:37.458 --> 00:09:40.528 Hey wait, I know. You should go to Russia. 85 00:09:40.562 --> 00:09:41.596 You'd love it there. 86 00:09:41.629 --> 00:09:43.130 I'll even go write down the name 87 00:09:43.163 --> 00:09:44.298 - of the place I met Natasha. - Are you serious? 88 00:09:44.331 --> 00:09:46.000 Yeah of course, why not? 89 00:09:47.168 --> 00:09:49.671 I have a job. I have important projects. 90 00:09:49.703 --> 00:09:53.007 I don't know, because I have- 91 00:09:53.041 --> 00:09:56.411 - Because, because, look at me. 92 00:09:56.443 --> 00:09:58.512 I'm Anthony, my wife left me. 93 00:09:58.546 --> 00:10:00.449 I'm always so depressed and upset 94 00:10:00.481 --> 00:10:02.149 and I stay in my apartment all the time. 95 00:10:02.182 --> 00:10:04.253 Okay, come on. 96 00:10:04.285 --> 00:10:05.453 Come on, mate. 97 00:10:05.486 --> 00:10:07.221 All you do is sit in your apartment all day 98 00:10:07.254 --> 00:10:10.325 and worry and complain about how she left you. 99 00:10:10.357 --> 00:10:12.260 Darling? 100 00:10:12.293 --> 00:10:13.562 Ah, coming, gorgeous. 101 00:10:13.595 --> 00:10:16.163 Anyway mate, the best thing you could ever, ever do. 102 00:10:16.197 --> 00:10:18.332 You can meet a girl like Natasha yourself. 103 00:10:18.365 --> 00:10:19.668 You'll be all right, mate. 104 00:10:20.735 --> 00:10:21.971 Coming, gorgeous. 105 00:10:40.956 --> 00:10:43.091 And here we go. 106 00:10:53.067 --> 00:10:56.571 Why can't you ever fry it a little more? 107 00:10:56.604 --> 00:10:59.206 But you like it this way. 108 00:10:59.240 --> 00:11:01.677 I like it fried a little more. 109 00:11:41.548 --> 00:11:43.251 Honey, I'm off. 110 00:11:56.398 --> 00:11:57.365 Mario's here. 111 00:12:08.308 --> 00:12:10.812 Hey sweetheart. I forgot my- 112 00:12:22.456 --> 00:12:23.524 People refer 113 00:12:23.557 --> 00:12:25.527 to me and I get really upset about it. 114 00:12:25.559 --> 00:12:27.328 - Well, I'm 42. - 42? 115 00:12:27.361 --> 00:12:31.299 And they call that young. 116 00:12:54.322 --> 00:12:56.725 Oh, Tony. Tony, over here mate. 117 00:12:58.326 --> 00:12:59.595 - Hey guys. - Hello. 118 00:13:00.794 --> 00:13:03.497 Gorgeous, you remember our Tony from yesterday? 119 00:13:03.530 --> 00:13:05.866 Here he is trying to keep himself in shape. 120 00:13:05.899 --> 00:13:06.668 Hey. 121 00:13:08.336 --> 00:13:10.672 You see Tony here, he's always working on that 122 00:13:10.705 --> 00:13:15.644 body of his but not really for the right purpose. 123 00:13:15.677 --> 00:13:17.413 Don't be so rude, pumpkin. 124 00:13:18.613 --> 00:13:21.650 Look, ducks. May I go feed the ducks? 125 00:13:21.682 --> 00:13:22.784 Of course, darling. 126 00:13:31.259 --> 00:13:33.361 So, did you think about my holiday idea? 127 00:13:34.495 --> 00:13:35.529 Oh man, I don't know. 128 00:13:35.562 --> 00:13:37.865 That's too hard to leave it all 129 00:13:37.899 --> 00:13:40.235 behind and go, especially to Russia. 130 00:13:43.138 --> 00:13:44.473 When did you start playing football? 131 00:13:44.505 --> 00:13:47.341 This, approximately one hour ago. 132 00:13:48.775 --> 00:13:50.177 Impressive. 133 00:13:50.211 --> 00:13:52.313 Mate, it's because of this girl, 134 00:13:52.346 --> 00:13:55.350 It's honestly the best thing that has ever happened to me. 135 00:13:55.383 --> 00:13:56.585 I mean I'm trying new things 136 00:13:56.618 --> 00:13:58.420 I never would have thought I'd done. 137 00:13:58.452 --> 00:14:02.591 I've always wanted to play football but how insane is that? 138 00:14:02.624 --> 00:14:04.259 On that note, check this out. 139 00:14:04.292 --> 00:14:06.195 Hey darling, catch. 140 00:14:08.962 --> 00:14:09.897 Ooh. 141 00:14:11.966 --> 00:14:13.534 Is she okay? 142 00:14:13.567 --> 00:14:15.504 She's tough. She can handle it. 143 00:14:17.471 --> 00:14:20.574 Listen, I know that you've gone through a divorce 144 00:14:20.607 --> 00:14:23.544 but I'm starting to think that the issue is with you 145 00:14:23.577 --> 00:14:26.947 and not with that stupid cow of an ex-wife of yours. 146 00:14:26.980 --> 00:14:29.283 You have to get out there and meet someone. 147 00:14:30.485 --> 00:14:32.954 Mate, I know, I know but you do nothing but 148 00:14:32.986 --> 00:14:36.290 work behind your desk 24-seven on those silly projects. 149 00:14:36.323 --> 00:14:37.892 You just need to take a bit of time off. 150 00:14:37.926 --> 00:14:40.362 Get out there. See the world, have a vacation. 151 00:14:40.394 --> 00:14:44.298 Even for a week, get out there and find your own Natasha. 152 00:14:44.331 --> 00:14:46.433 I don't know, dude. It's too hard. 153 00:14:46.466 --> 00:14:48.502 Come on mate, you're my best friend. 154 00:14:48.535 --> 00:14:49.770 I'm worried about you. 155 00:14:49.803 --> 00:14:52.341 I need you to be happy. I want you to be happy. 156 00:14:53.640 --> 00:14:55.943 Hey gorgeous, Natasha, come over here. 157 00:14:57.445 --> 00:14:59.181 Hey, gorgeous. 158 00:14:59.214 --> 00:15:01.383 Don't you think my friend here 159 00:15:01.416 --> 00:15:03.985 is an attractive single young man? 160 00:15:04.018 --> 00:15:07.923 You are single? I can't believe this, how come? 161 00:15:08.855 --> 00:15:10.225 I don't know. 162 00:15:10.258 --> 00:15:12.360 And you've never been to Russia? 163 00:15:12.393 --> 00:15:13.562 Nope. 164 00:15:13.595 --> 00:15:16.298 You have to go there. You won't regret it. 165 00:15:16.331 --> 00:15:18.500 But I've heard so much crazy stuff. 166 00:15:18.533 --> 00:15:21.403 We have amazing places, bars restaurants, 167 00:15:21.436 --> 00:15:23.638 anything a person can wish for. 168 00:15:23.671 --> 00:15:26.341 People are so hospitable and open too. 169 00:15:26.374 --> 00:15:27.709 That's what I've been trying to tell him. 170 00:15:27.741 --> 00:15:29.910 Absolutely, many people get scared about 171 00:15:29.943 --> 00:15:33.649 how many witches we have but it's all grandma's tales. 172 00:15:36.384 --> 00:15:38.419 Maybe, maybe you're right. 173 00:15:38.452 --> 00:15:39.620 You've gotta do it. 174 00:15:39.653 --> 00:15:41.355 You know I love you. I want you to be happy. 175 00:15:41.389 --> 00:15:42.957 Seriously, I'd love to stay and chat longer 176 00:15:42.990 --> 00:15:44.992 but we've got abseiling at 1:00 p.m. today. 177 00:15:45.025 --> 00:15:47.728 We've gotta get going but I'll talk to you soon, okay? 178 00:15:49.297 --> 00:15:50.766 It's been great to see you, mate. 179 00:15:51.732 --> 00:15:53.534 - Talk to you soon, okay? - Okay. 180 00:15:53.567 --> 00:15:56.270 - Are you ready, honey? - Bye, bye, Anthony. 181 00:15:56.303 --> 00:15:58.573 Okay, bye guys, take care. 182 00:16:11.586 --> 00:16:13.822 I've always dreamed of somebody like you. 183 00:16:19.494 --> 00:16:22.497 You're 1,000 times better than Matt. 184 00:16:25.365 --> 00:16:27.235 As soon as I saw you, 185 00:16:28.035 --> 00:16:29.537 I decided to dump him. 186 00:16:45.385 --> 00:16:46.420 People refer to me, 187 00:16:46.453 --> 00:16:47.755 I get really upset about it. 188 00:16:47.788 --> 00:16:49.723 - How old are you? - I'm 42. 189 00:16:49.756 --> 00:16:51.292 - Oh, 42. - Oh my- 190 00:16:58.466 --> 00:17:00.369 I'm so glad you decided to go. 191 00:17:01.735 --> 00:17:03.938 Natasha must've made quite an impression on you. 192 00:17:04.872 --> 00:17:06.508 Yeah. She's great. 193 00:17:07.709 --> 00:17:11.078 But tell me the truth. Did you like her? 194 00:17:11.112 --> 00:17:12.247 What do you mean? 195 00:17:12.279 --> 00:17:14.348 Well I bet you've already been imagining how you'd 196 00:17:14.382 --> 00:17:17.585 steal her away from him, dreaming about her day and night. 197 00:17:17.617 --> 00:17:21.423 What are you talking about? I never thought about this. 198 00:17:21.455 --> 00:17:26.360 Come on. Your eyes totally gave you away, dude. 199 00:17:27.694 --> 00:17:29.897 You didn't think about this? You little bastard. 200 00:17:30.731 --> 00:17:32.466 Wait, wait a second. 201 00:17:32.500 --> 00:17:34.303 My favorite t-shirt. 202 00:17:38.972 --> 00:17:40.341 What's going on? 203 00:17:41.075 --> 00:17:43.111 Dude, you still there? 204 00:17:44.644 --> 00:17:46.914 To be honest, I'm not sure 205 00:17:46.948 --> 00:17:49.617 if I'm making the right decision right now. 206 00:17:49.650 --> 00:17:51.953 Of course you are. 207 00:17:51.986 --> 00:17:54.756 It's better than sitting and waiting there at any rate. 208 00:17:56.124 --> 00:17:59.827 I'm sure you'll find an excellent girl for yourself 209 00:17:59.861 --> 00:18:02.431 and Natasha will have company here. 210 00:18:03.530 --> 00:18:06.033 Well, maybe you're right. 211 00:18:07.034 --> 00:18:08.437 Hopefully it'll work out. 212 00:18:09.436 --> 00:18:10.838 - Okay, see you later. - Okay. 213 00:18:10.872 --> 00:18:12.073 See you later, pal. 214 00:18:12.105 --> 00:18:14.375 Hey, keep me posted on everything. 215 00:18:44.105 --> 00:18:46.741 Excuse me, sir. How long will it take to get there? 216 00:18:49.176 --> 00:18:52.045 A little under an hour, mister tourist, yeah. 217 00:18:52.078 --> 00:18:54.883 Okay. 218 00:18:54.915 --> 00:18:58.953 If there is a picture at the entrance to the city. 219 00:19:00.520 --> 00:19:01.757 Okay. Thank you. 220 00:19:03.156 --> 00:19:04.125 Now, 221 00:19:04.157 --> 00:19:05.759 I can see 222 00:19:05.792 --> 00:19:08.729 you are foreigner, mister tourist, yeah? 223 00:19:10.163 --> 00:19:10.999 Yes sir. 224 00:19:13.000 --> 00:19:14.769 Where from, 225 00:19:14.801 --> 00:19:15.869 American, 226 00:19:15.903 --> 00:19:17.771 Englishman? 227 00:19:17.805 --> 00:19:19.141 Minneapolis, USA. 228 00:19:20.607 --> 00:19:21.442 Minneapolis? 229 00:19:22.309 --> 00:19:25.446 America, yeah? Minneapolis, America. 230 00:19:25.480 --> 00:19:27.015 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 231 00:19:27.048 --> 00:19:28.849 Excuse me, excuse me. 232 00:19:28.883 --> 00:19:30.585 Very good, Minneapolis. 233 00:19:30.617 --> 00:19:33.253 Good for the body, yeah? 234 00:19:33.287 --> 00:19:34.721 Yes sir. 235 00:19:34.755 --> 00:19:36.858 Excuse me, a sportsman. 236 00:19:36.891 --> 00:19:41.730 A sportsman, yeah, yeah? A sportsman. 237 00:19:42.195 --> 00:19:43.564 Here 238 00:19:43.597 --> 00:19:46.134 for business or for a break, hmm? 239 00:19:46.166 --> 00:19:49.837 Kind of business but maybe I'll meet some beauties too. 240 00:19:49.871 --> 00:19:52.941 Oh, good for the American, yeah, yeah. 241 00:19:54.307 --> 00:19:58.012 You'll meet for sure. You'll meet for sure, yeah. 242 00:19:59.012 --> 00:19:59.947 I understand, mate. 243 00:20:02.083 --> 00:20:04.249 The main thing 244 00:20:04.519 --> 00:20:07.923 is not to meet a witch, as my wife was. 245 00:20:17.030 --> 00:20:19.767 Not witch, not witch. 246 00:20:19.799 --> 00:20:20.734 But it's 247 00:20:21.836 --> 00:20:24.038 all the time lack of money. 248 00:20:26.807 --> 00:20:28.742 Lack of money, 249 00:20:28.776 --> 00:20:30.711 lack of everything 250 00:20:30.744 --> 00:20:32.779 all the time. 251 00:20:32.813 --> 00:20:35.182 Everything all the time. 252 00:20:37.852 --> 00:20:38.987 Lack of money. 253 00:20:40.221 --> 00:20:41.690 A lack of money. 254 00:20:43.257 --> 00:20:44.793 Is everything all right, sir? 255 00:20:49.596 --> 00:20:53.166 Well, well, I love very much , 256 00:20:53.200 --> 00:20:57.105 so much that I drank a lot of juice 257 00:20:57.137 --> 00:20:59.206 and can't stand it. 258 00:20:59.240 --> 00:21:00.341 Can't stand it. 259 00:21:00.374 --> 00:21:01.543 Captain, captain, 260 00:21:02.576 --> 00:21:03.744 can I stop the car? 261 00:21:03.778 --> 00:21:07.315 - Can I stop the car? - Of course. No problem. 262 00:21:07.347 --> 00:21:08.182 Thanks. 263 00:21:10.317 --> 00:21:11.853 Bro American, bro. 264 00:22:04.238 --> 00:22:05.206 Do you need help? 265 00:22:09.943 --> 00:22:10.878 It's fine. 266 00:22:12.145 --> 00:22:14.281 But your pee is red. 267 00:22:18.019 --> 00:22:18.853 Red? 268 00:22:21.122 --> 00:22:22.090 My pee is red. 269 00:22:28.128 --> 00:22:28.996 Red. 270 00:22:30.897 --> 00:22:31.732 And so what? 271 00:22:35.935 --> 00:22:36.770 I just drank 272 00:22:37.904 --> 00:22:39.840 too much tomato juice, so it's red. 273 00:22:42.375 --> 00:22:46.213 What color liquid we drink, such the color we pee. 274 00:22:47.347 --> 00:22:48.750 Stop. 275 00:22:50.851 --> 00:22:52.187 Is that what you say when you're there? 276 00:22:53.854 --> 00:22:55.023 - Nope. - In America. 277 00:22:55.923 --> 00:22:56.891 Take a seat. 278 00:22:58.425 --> 00:23:00.994 Take a seat, let's go. 279 00:23:01.028 --> 00:23:03.397 ♪ And we go ♪ 280 00:23:07.034 --> 00:23:08.436 Come on, let's go. 281 00:23:24.117 --> 00:23:25.854 Your room is 321, 282 00:23:26.953 --> 00:23:28.355 there you go. 283 00:23:28.388 --> 00:23:29.189 Thank you. 284 00:23:30.391 --> 00:23:32.894 If you have any questions or problems, 285 00:23:32.926 --> 00:23:34.928 please feel free to call anytime. 286 00:23:36.130 --> 00:23:38.700 Hopefully I won't have any problems, thanks. 287 00:23:38.732 --> 00:23:39.400 Okay. 288 00:26:00.875 --> 00:26:04.912 You're so handsome. 289 00:26:04.944 --> 00:26:05.946 So strong. 290 00:26:07.381 --> 00:26:08.216 So real. 291 00:26:14.255 --> 00:26:15.590 Its time to look 292 00:26:17.258 --> 00:26:18.092 for a bar. 293 00:26:50.557 --> 00:26:52.894 It seems like this trip should be nice. 294 00:27:32.499 --> 00:27:34.935 Oh man, you are goddamn sexy. 295 00:27:37.304 --> 00:27:38.973 All the girls are gonna be yours. 296 00:27:48.115 --> 00:27:51.051 Good evening. Are you feeling okay? 297 00:27:51.085 --> 00:27:52.353 Can I help you with anything? 298 00:27:52.385 --> 00:27:54.488 Oh, everything's great. Thank you. 299 00:27:54.520 --> 00:27:56.657 I need a taxi to get to this place. 300 00:27:58.224 --> 00:27:59.459 It's a nice bar. 301 00:28:02.328 --> 00:28:04.999 You know this great theater performance 302 00:28:05.031 --> 00:28:06.733 playing now in our city, , 303 00:28:08.801 --> 00:28:11.972 it will be more exciting than the regular bar. 304 00:28:12.006 --> 00:28:14.075 Thanks but I'll stick with the bar. 305 00:28:15.209 --> 00:28:18.278 Okay, taxi will wait in five minutes. 306 00:28:18.311 --> 00:28:21.048 Oh, thanks a lot. Great. 307 00:28:21.080 --> 00:28:22.950 - Have a nice day. - Bye. 308 00:29:34.587 --> 00:29:36.624 - Yeah, hello. - Follow me, please. 309 00:29:36.656 --> 00:29:37.491 Sure. 310 00:31:33.574 --> 00:31:36.344 - Excuse me? - You are not from here. 311 00:31:37.510 --> 00:31:40.614 Handsome man, are you alone? 312 00:31:40.646 --> 00:31:41.848 Right now, I'm alone. 313 00:31:43.016 --> 00:31:45.653 By the way, your dance was impressive. 314 00:31:45.685 --> 00:31:47.387 Thank you. 315 00:31:47.421 --> 00:31:48.989 What is your name? 316 00:31:49.021 --> 00:31:50.723 Anthony, and yours? 317 00:31:50.757 --> 00:31:51.826 My name is Nina. 318 00:31:58.531 --> 00:32:00.833 So, where are you from? 319 00:32:00.866 --> 00:32:05.239 Just a moment, "I am from America," right? 320 00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:09.276 You are absolutely right. 321 00:32:09.308 --> 00:32:10.478 Minneapolis, USA 322 00:32:12.679 --> 00:32:14.982 and please, let me be very straight with you. 323 00:32:15.015 --> 00:32:16.651 You look stunning. 324 00:32:28.561 --> 00:32:31.030 Your lips are so soft. 325 00:32:31.064 --> 00:32:32.567 You're a good kisser. 326 00:32:35.368 --> 00:32:37.837 I'm good at many things. 327 00:32:41.375 --> 00:32:42.777 Oh, I don't doubt that. 328 00:32:44.377 --> 00:32:47.948 So sweetie, how long are you staying in Russia? 329 00:32:49.048 --> 00:32:50.017 For one week 330 00:32:51.518 --> 00:32:56.390 but I love it here so much, I would stay here forever. 331 00:32:57.023 --> 00:32:58.225 Sounds sexy. 332 00:32:59.459 --> 00:33:00.995 Just let me go to the ladies room 333 00:33:01.028 --> 00:33:04.397 to fix my makeup and my lipstick after you. 334 00:33:06.633 --> 00:33:08.035 Don't go anywhere. 335 00:33:09.869 --> 00:33:11.238 Of course. No problem. 336 00:33:13.105 --> 00:33:13.907 Wow. 337 00:33:19.880 --> 00:33:21.482 Do not kiss her. 338 00:33:22.481 --> 00:33:23.850 What? Why? 339 00:33:23.884 --> 00:33:26.487 Anyway, it's too late. We've already kissed. 340 00:33:26.519 --> 00:33:27.721 She's a witch. 341 00:33:28.855 --> 00:33:32.293 A witch? Witches have gone for 500 years. 342 00:33:33.125 --> 00:33:34.394 I warned you. 343 00:33:38.964 --> 00:33:39.899 Wait, you have- 344 00:33:50.376 --> 00:33:52.745 Feel free to order anything you want. 345 00:33:52.778 --> 00:33:55.415 Waiter, the best vodka you have please. 346 00:33:57.917 --> 00:34:02.655 You are so generous, brave, sexy. 347 00:34:02.689 --> 00:34:04.892 Yeah, I've got this department covered. 348 00:34:06.026 --> 00:34:07.762 Then we will go to mine then? 349 00:34:09.396 --> 00:34:10.931 To yours, and where do you live? 350 00:34:13.166 --> 00:34:14.468 On the moon. 351 00:34:16.436 --> 00:34:17.972 I've never been on the moon. 352 00:34:21.807 --> 00:34:22.643 Let's go. 353 00:34:26.980 --> 00:34:28.682 Let's go. 354 00:34:28.715 --> 00:34:29.550 Let's go. 355 00:34:32.952 --> 00:34:34.487 Be careful. 356 00:34:34.521 --> 00:34:35.989 I think I drank too much. 357 00:34:36.021 --> 00:34:37.791 I think it's okay. 358 00:34:43.396 --> 00:34:44.065 Darling. 359 00:34:52.472 --> 00:34:54.041 - Interesting neighborhood. - Yes. 360 00:34:54.074 --> 00:34:56.876 - Lots of fun around here. - Are we there yet? 361 00:34:58.077 --> 00:35:00.880 Are you running out of patience? 362 00:36:00.773 --> 00:36:02.108 Is anybody here? 363 00:36:33.907 --> 00:36:35.742 - Which floor do you live on? - Third. 364 00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:16.182 What a long staircase, are we close? 365 00:37:16.215 --> 00:37:18.818 It seems to me like we've been going up forever now. 366 00:37:20.186 --> 00:37:22.923 We are almost there, just a little more. 367 00:37:22.956 --> 00:37:25.559 Three or 400 steps left. 368 00:37:32.632 --> 00:37:34.134 No, no, no, handsome man. 369 00:37:37.771 --> 00:37:38.772 Take a look. 370 00:37:44.210 --> 00:37:46.146 Okay, I have some power. 371 00:37:58.724 --> 00:37:59.592 Welcome. 372 00:38:01.193 --> 00:38:04.297 It's pretty dark in here, isn't it? 373 00:38:07.099 --> 00:38:09.936 Wow, you have that cool thing. 374 00:38:09.969 --> 00:38:12.572 You can wait for me there. 375 00:38:13.340 --> 00:38:14.675 I'll be back in a minute. 376 00:38:18.644 --> 00:38:19.346 Okey-dokey. 377 00:38:33.760 --> 00:38:34.628 Okay. 378 00:38:37.197 --> 00:38:38.032 Let's play. 379 00:39:13.967 --> 00:39:14.969 Wow. 380 00:39:24.443 --> 00:39:25.378 Wait a second. 381 00:39:29.882 --> 00:39:30.717 It's Matt. 382 00:39:33.452 --> 00:39:36.188 That's Matt in the picture. Do you know him? 383 00:39:36.222 --> 00:39:37.891 Who doesn't? 384 00:39:37.923 --> 00:39:39.826 He is very popular around here. 385 00:39:39.858 --> 00:39:41.894 Seriously? What for? 386 00:39:41.927 --> 00:39:43.429 Doesn't matter. 387 00:39:43.463 --> 00:39:47.201 Tonight is not about him, but about us. 388 00:40:12.458 --> 00:40:13.259 Neat. 389 00:41:19.224 --> 00:41:21.228 Come on, that's just vodka. 390 00:41:22.161 --> 00:41:23.362 Keep it together. 391 00:42:33.867 --> 00:42:34.535 Okay. 392 00:42:55.121 --> 00:42:58.090 You know, I actually am a professional in this kind of game. 393 00:43:11.536 --> 00:43:12.872 Yeah. 394 00:43:14.539 --> 00:43:15.342 I like it. 395 00:43:19.177 --> 00:43:20.446 You're so sharp. 396 00:43:30.556 --> 00:43:31.358 Oh yeah. 397 00:43:33.425 --> 00:43:34.260 You are so hot. 398 00:43:37.429 --> 00:43:38.931 I can't wait anymore. 399 00:43:50.610 --> 00:43:51.478 Gotcha. 400 00:43:53.445 --> 00:43:54.614 You're all mine. 401 00:44:12.699 --> 00:44:14.934 Please help, let me in. 402 00:44:45.398 --> 00:44:47.334 Come on, come on, open up. 403 00:44:51.804 --> 00:44:54.608 Please, please, please, let me in, let me in, let me in. 404 00:44:56.074 --> 00:44:58.611 Oh thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 405 00:45:12.224 --> 00:45:13.726 Thank you very much for the help. 406 00:45:20.099 --> 00:45:21.234 Nice apartment. 407 00:45:44.824 --> 00:45:45.659 Get off. 408 00:45:52.097 --> 00:45:53.567 How long have you lived here? 409 00:45:56.702 --> 00:45:59.239 Has anything strange ever happened here before? 410 00:46:02.108 --> 00:46:03.810 Maybe we should call the police. 411 00:46:08.748 --> 00:46:11.617 Okay, I think I will go. Thank you again. 412 00:46:15.088 --> 00:46:16.323 You are mine. 413 00:47:39.204 --> 00:47:43.509 What's the matter? I haven't seen you for ages, eh? 414 00:47:43.543 --> 00:47:44.744 How are you? 415 00:47:44.777 --> 00:47:48.347 Did you manage to find a bride, not a witch, eh? 416 00:47:48.380 --> 00:47:51.150 To hell with the brides. Please take me to the hotel. 417 00:47:52.284 --> 00:47:55.521 Yeah. Come on, come on, come on. 418 00:47:58.557 --> 00:48:01.293 Yeah, that's it. 419 00:48:01.327 --> 00:48:04.731 You have to be careful, my American buddy. 420 00:48:04.764 --> 00:48:06.500 You have to be careful. 421 00:48:11.436 --> 00:48:14.641 - Didn't anybody warn you, huh? - About what? 422 00:48:18.210 --> 00:48:20.979 I understand you, I do understand, 423 00:48:21.012 --> 00:48:23.449 I do understand you very well. 424 00:48:26.552 --> 00:48:28.655 That happens, that happens. 425 00:48:30.889 --> 00:48:32.525 What does she want from me? 426 00:48:33.726 --> 00:48:36.262 What does she want? What does she want? 427 00:48:36.295 --> 00:48:41.300 She wants your balls, my American boy. She wants your balls. 428 00:48:41.733 --> 00:48:43.001 If a witch 429 00:48:43.034 --> 00:48:44.670 makes a foreigner 430 00:48:46.038 --> 00:48:48.909 from every part of the world 431 00:48:52.244 --> 00:48:55.514 fall in love with her, 432 00:48:56.681 --> 00:48:59.685 cuts his balls and eats them, 433 00:49:01.853 --> 00:49:03.856 she becomes immortal, 434 00:49:04.856 --> 00:49:06.659 yeah. 435 00:49:06.692 --> 00:49:10.362 I understand, mate. 436 00:49:10.396 --> 00:49:11.598 When 437 00:49:11.630 --> 00:49:13.632 I imagine that... 438 00:49:24.277 --> 00:49:26.713 It makes me sweat. 439 00:49:31.449 --> 00:49:33.051 - She wants your balls. - Okay, okay. 440 00:49:33.085 --> 00:49:34.954 For example, witch, my balls 441 00:49:34.987 --> 00:49:37.557 and what am I supposed to do right now? 442 00:49:37.590 --> 00:49:39.492 Right, you're right. 443 00:49:39.525 --> 00:49:41.561 What should you do? 444 00:49:41.594 --> 00:49:46.499 You should remove the malefice, my American boy. 445 00:49:47.333 --> 00:49:48.901 Yeah, the malefice. 446 00:49:48.934 --> 00:49:51.771 - I'm gonna help you, yes? - Yes. 447 00:49:51.804 --> 00:49:53.440 - Please, please. - Yeah. 448 00:50:03.949 --> 00:50:04.784 Fine. 449 00:50:13.726 --> 00:50:14.494 Come on. 450 00:50:14.527 --> 00:50:15.327 - Go? - Go. 451 00:50:16.561 --> 00:50:19.065 - Go straight ahead. - Thank you, sir. 452 00:50:19.097 --> 00:50:22.969 I don't know how to thank you enough. Thank you very much. 453 00:50:23.001 --> 00:50:25.038 No thanks. No. 454 00:50:26.405 --> 00:50:29.509 You'll pay it back. 455 00:50:30.576 --> 00:50:33.012 Thank you. Okay, okay, you got it. 456 00:50:34.512 --> 00:50:35.748 Right you are. 457 00:50:35.780 --> 00:50:37.549 Good luck. 458 00:50:37.583 --> 00:50:38.785 Good luck, American. 459 00:50:38.818 --> 00:50:39.819 - Go? - Come on. 460 00:50:39.851 --> 00:50:40.686 - Go? - Go. 461 00:50:40.719 --> 00:50:42.554 Thank you, thank you. 462 00:50:43.655 --> 00:50:44.824 - Thank you. - Yeah. 463 00:51:52.090 --> 00:51:52.891 Yeah. 464 00:52:17.148 --> 00:52:18.483 Hello. 465 00:52:18.516 --> 00:52:20.485 If somebody put a spell on you, 466 00:52:20.518 --> 00:52:23.389 you did the right thing coming to me. 467 00:52:24.956 --> 00:52:26.725 - Do you have cash? - No. 468 00:52:27.893 --> 00:52:31.431 All right, you'll transfer it to me later. 469 00:52:31.463 --> 00:52:32.097 Uh-huh. 470 00:52:32.130 --> 00:52:34.099 Come in, our guest. 471 00:52:48.012 --> 00:52:50.016 Your case isn't easy. 472 00:52:52.585 --> 00:52:55.121 It will cost you 10,000 rubles. 473 00:52:56.922 --> 00:53:00.693 But how do you know what happened to me? 474 00:53:00.726 --> 00:53:03.463 I'm a fairy, I know everything. 475 00:53:04.697 --> 00:53:06.199 Take your clothes off. 476 00:53:07.099 --> 00:53:07.934 Why? 477 00:53:09.300 --> 00:53:13.472 I will lift the witch's curse. 478 00:53:17.675 --> 00:53:20.980 Okay, as long as it helps get away from Nina. 479 00:53:21.012 --> 00:53:24.250 Nina is a rare witch but this will help. 480 00:53:25.985 --> 00:53:30.722 I will prepare everything and you take your clothes off 481 00:53:32.690 --> 00:53:35.828 but make sure you are completely naked. 482 00:53:38.230 --> 00:53:39.833 Why do I have to be naked? 483 00:53:44.235 --> 00:53:46.905 Otherwise, it might not work. 484 00:53:48.007 --> 00:53:48.842 Naked again. 485 00:54:18.771 --> 00:54:19.639 Don't worry. 486 00:54:20.706 --> 00:54:22.842 All my remedies are organic. 487 00:54:24.809 --> 00:54:28.715 Come on, get up and come closer. 488 00:54:32.751 --> 00:54:33.620 Turn your back to me 489 00:54:35.253 --> 00:54:36.855 and now bend over. 490 00:54:38.791 --> 00:54:40.527 - Are you serious? - Absolutely. 491 00:54:41.393 --> 00:54:42.762 Don't stop now. 492 00:54:44.797 --> 00:54:46.164 Okay. 493 00:54:59.777 --> 00:55:01.046 Don't be afraid. 494 00:55:03.414 --> 00:55:04.317 Believe me. 495 00:55:12.757 --> 00:55:14.993 You'll never go away from me. 496 00:55:54.065 --> 00:55:56.335 Excuse me. Can you help me please? 497 00:55:59.237 --> 00:56:02.407 I am picking mushrooms. 498 00:56:03.375 --> 00:56:05.644 And what are you doing here, eh? 499 00:56:07.211 --> 00:56:09.815 A smart witch has come for you. 500 00:56:11.382 --> 00:56:12.618 Fight for it. 501 00:56:17.255 --> 00:56:18.090 Shit. 502 00:56:19.324 --> 00:56:20.293 Shit. 503 00:57:22.887 --> 00:57:24.123 Can I help you with anything? 504 00:57:24.155 --> 00:57:25.523 Yes you can, please call the police. 505 00:57:25.556 --> 00:57:27.492 Please, a crazy woman is after me. 506 00:57:27.525 --> 00:57:30.962 It seems like you had one too many. 507 00:57:30.996 --> 00:57:32.530 Maybe better to call a doctor. 508 00:57:32.563 --> 00:57:36.335 No, I'm dead serious. A crazy woman is after me. 509 00:57:36.367 --> 00:57:37.369 All right. 510 00:57:38.503 --> 00:57:40.272 I understand what you are talking about 511 00:57:41.873 --> 00:57:45.477 but not police, not a doctor can help. 512 00:57:45.510 --> 00:57:46.778 Then who can? 513 00:57:50.516 --> 00:57:51.851 The red matrix stone. 514 00:57:52.918 --> 00:57:53.720 Huh? 515 00:57:56.088 --> 00:57:57.556 Are you kidding me? 516 00:57:57.588 --> 00:58:00.259 All these dark powers, witches, it's all bullshit. 517 00:58:00.291 --> 00:58:02.460 It doesn't exist, just help me. 518 00:58:02.494 --> 00:58:06.432 Yes it does and you have to know how to fight them. 519 00:58:10.369 --> 00:58:12.004 Okay, okay. 520 00:58:13.172 --> 00:58:15.474 How will it help me and where do I get it? 521 00:58:15.507 --> 00:58:19.244 You need to go to the bath house at midnight and take it. 522 00:58:20.411 --> 00:58:23.982 The owner of the stone have extra power. 523 00:58:25.483 --> 00:58:26.918 Damn, Nina. 524 00:58:26.952 --> 00:58:29.488 Oh, her name is Nina? 525 00:58:29.521 --> 00:58:32.492 - Yes. I think. - I know this 526 00:58:33.391 --> 00:58:34.292 witch. 527 00:58:34.326 --> 00:58:36.028 So what does she want from me? 528 00:58:37.329 --> 00:58:38.898 Immortality of course. 529 00:58:40.298 --> 00:58:43.067 I heard that if she makes seven men 530 00:58:43.101 --> 00:58:46.204 from seven different countries fall in love with her, 531 00:58:46.237 --> 00:58:50.442 cuts off their balls and she will be immortal. 532 00:58:52.443 --> 00:58:53.278 Brilliant. 533 00:58:54.646 --> 00:58:56.516 I don't know what to believe anymore. 534 00:58:58.217 --> 00:59:01.420 You don't have any other choice, I'm afraid. 535 00:59:03.989 --> 00:59:05.490 How do you know all that stuff? 536 00:59:05.523 --> 00:59:06.925 It happened before. 537 00:59:08.393 --> 00:59:09.295 Don't lose the time 538 00:59:10.295 --> 00:59:13.365 and when you take the stone, don't lose it. 539 01:00:01.612 --> 01:00:04.149 You're not the one to put it here, 540 01:00:05.449 --> 01:00:07.586 so you're not the one to touch it. 541 01:00:09.420 --> 01:00:11.022 Who's here? 542 01:00:11.056 --> 01:00:13.860 Nobody's here. Just you. 543 01:00:15.626 --> 01:00:17.262 Just me? 544 01:00:17.295 --> 01:00:20.198 Just you and yourself. 545 01:00:22.467 --> 01:00:24.170 The voice sounds too familiar. 546 01:00:25.336 --> 01:00:26.639 I don't understand. 547 01:00:27.739 --> 01:00:29.175 Me neither. 548 01:00:35.547 --> 01:00:36.382 Who are you? 549 01:00:38.282 --> 01:00:40.318 I'm you and you're me. 550 01:00:40.351 --> 01:00:42.087 You're not me and I'm not you. 551 01:00:43.422 --> 01:00:45.224 Is that right? 552 01:00:45.257 --> 01:00:48.527 The looks, the voice, the face. 553 01:00:48.559 --> 01:00:51.195 Everything is the same. 554 01:00:51.228 --> 01:00:53.965 Looks like there's too many doubles in this world. 555 01:00:56.268 --> 01:00:57.403 It hurts, mate. 556 01:00:58.637 --> 01:01:00.306 Screw you. I'm not your mate. 557 01:01:02.106 --> 01:01:03.675 This stone's really good. 558 01:02:01.800 --> 01:02:03.736 Bravo, handsome. 559 01:02:03.768 --> 01:02:05.203 You are really very strong. 560 01:02:08.206 --> 01:02:10.209 But we are wasting too much time on you. 561 01:02:16.347 --> 01:02:17.315 Nice try. 562 01:03:09.534 --> 01:03:13.072 I told you, you won't get away from me. 563 01:03:16.173 --> 01:03:19.510 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 564 01:03:19.543 --> 01:03:23.148 Tell me darling, how do you like me best? 565 01:03:23.914 --> 01:03:25.050 Like this? 566 01:03:34.559 --> 01:03:35.661 Or like this? 567 01:03:40.398 --> 01:03:41.500 Or like this? 568 01:04:08.927 --> 01:04:09.862 Let's play. 569 01:04:15.266 --> 01:04:16.268 Goddammit. 570 01:04:24.509 --> 01:04:26.112 You're only mine. 571 01:05:00.711 --> 01:05:02.514 Eat my fricking balls, witch. 572 01:05:38.650 --> 01:05:41.720 It looks like hallucination from strong fall. 573 01:05:42.853 --> 01:05:45.823 - Oh, it might help- - Please take her away. 574 01:05:45.856 --> 01:05:47.226 Sorry. 575 01:05:47.259 --> 01:05:49.695 Gorgeous, give the man some breathing room. 576 01:05:49.728 --> 01:05:50.628 Where am I? 577 01:05:51.963 --> 01:05:53.832 Did I fly back home? 578 01:05:53.864 --> 01:05:55.333 Not exactly, mate. 579 01:05:55.367 --> 01:05:58.604 You've definitely been on a bit of a trip. 580 01:06:01.273 --> 01:06:02.874 Didn't I fly away? 581 01:06:02.907 --> 01:06:04.675 Mate, you're in your apartment. 582 01:06:04.708 --> 01:06:06.844 Look around, you're in your lounge. 583 01:06:06.878 --> 01:06:09.414 I mean, a bit of a knock on the head. 584 01:06:11.715 --> 01:06:14.385 Honestly, you had a concussion but I think 585 01:06:14.418 --> 01:06:17.556 with a few days rest on here, you'll be back to normal. 586 01:06:28.565 --> 01:06:30.635 But I saw her in the hotel. 587 01:06:30.668 --> 01:06:33.038 You need to have some rest. 588 01:06:33.070 --> 01:06:34.940 All will be fine. 589 01:06:34.972 --> 01:06:37.842 Tony, honestly mate, you're in great hands. 590 01:06:37.876 --> 01:06:39.978 Look at the doctor. 591 01:06:40.010 --> 01:06:41.679 Look at Gloria. 592 01:06:41.713 --> 01:06:42.948 She's here all night. 593 01:06:42.981 --> 01:06:44.783 She said she'll look after you until tomorrow. 594 01:06:44.815 --> 01:06:47.485 She's from the private clinic down the road. 595 01:06:47.518 --> 01:06:49.420 Mate, how lucky are you? 596 01:06:50.989 --> 01:06:52.423 So. 597 01:06:52.456 --> 01:06:53.759 Rest up. 598 01:06:53.791 --> 01:06:54.994 - See you, doctor. - See you. 599 01:06:57.061 --> 01:07:00.065 Maybe just a little knock next time, mate. 600 01:07:00.097 --> 01:07:02.634 Honestly dude, I hope you're all right. 601 01:07:02.666 --> 01:07:04.603 Feel better soon, yeah? 602 01:07:04.635 --> 01:07:06.605 - Okay. Ready, darling? - Mm hmm. 603 01:07:29.661 --> 01:07:32.898 Gloria, could you please bring me a glass of water? 604 01:07:32.931 --> 01:07:33.766 Sure. 605 01:07:35.367 --> 01:07:38.470 I will bring you much more than that. 606 01:07:39.771 --> 01:07:40.606 Nina? 607 01:07:43.173 --> 01:07:46.311 I told you you're not getting away from me. 608 01:07:50.681 --> 01:07:51.817 It seems like it's better 609 01:07:51.849 --> 01:07:53.585 to look for a bride in your own country. 610 01:11:26.229 --> 01:11:27.131 I'm fine! 611 01:11:30.368 --> 01:11:31.603 So beautiful. 612 01:11:33.770 --> 01:11:34.672 Oh my life, 613 01:11:35.974 --> 01:11:37.009 so beautiful.