WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:30.625 --> 00:00:32.791 [alarm beeping] 4 00:00:34.541 --> 00:00:36.500 [in Xhosa and Zulu] ♪ You make me angry ♪ 5 00:00:37.791 --> 00:00:40.708 ♪ I don't want you To make me smile again ♪ 6 00:00:42.333 --> 00:00:46.958 line:5% ♪ I don't want to see you This pain won't heal ♪ 7 00:00:48.750 --> 00:00:51.166 line:5% ♪ Girl, I said I'd leave ♪ 8 00:00:51.250 --> 00:00:54.625 line:5% -♪ You make me angry ♪ -♪ Girl, I said I'd leave ♪ 9 00:00:54.708 --> 00:00:56.875 line:5% ♪ I don't want you To make me smile again ♪ 10 00:00:56.958 --> 00:00:59.083 line:5% ♪ Our love is getting destroyed ♪ 11 00:00:59.166 --> 00:01:02.916 line:5% ♪ I don't want to see you This pain won't heal ♪ 12 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:06.291 ♪ But you're like that Don't destroy it... ♪ 13 00:01:06.375 --> 00:01:08.625 [song continues on car radio] 14 00:01:24.000 --> 00:01:26.916 -[cars honking] -Oh, my God. Okay, sorry! 15 00:01:28.208 --> 00:01:30.416 Sorry! Shit. 16 00:01:30.500 --> 00:01:33.000 -[cars honking] -Yes. Okay, okay, okay. 17 00:01:33.083 --> 00:01:35.083 ♪ You kick up dust You kick up dust ♪ 18 00:01:35.166 --> 00:01:38.875 ♪ A car doesn't start like that It doesn't start like that when it moves ♪ 19 00:01:38.958 --> 00:01:43.208 ♪ Pack my bags and hit the road And pack my bags and hit the road ♪ 20 00:01:43.291 --> 00:01:45.041 ♪ And pack my bags and hit the road ♪ 21 00:01:45.125 --> 00:01:47.458 ♪ Do you hear me, baby? You're gonna make me angry ♪ 22 00:01:48.583 --> 00:01:50.583 [delivery man whistling] 23 00:01:53.166 --> 00:01:54.000 [in Zulu] Ma'am. 24 00:01:55.166 --> 00:01:56.291 Uh... 25 00:01:57.708 --> 00:01:58.833 [in Afrikaans] Delivery... 26 00:01:58.916 --> 00:01:59.958 [secretary in English] Yes? 27 00:02:00.791 --> 00:02:02.416 [delivery man] For... 28 00:02:04.291 --> 00:02:05.541 Dineo Mudau. 29 00:02:16.541 --> 00:02:18.500 Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! 30 00:02:20.166 --> 00:02:22.166 Sheesh! Why is everybody so anti-love? 31 00:02:22.708 --> 00:02:24.500 I've been married for 12 years already. 32 00:02:24.583 --> 00:02:27.000 [Nick in Tswana] Dineo, my friend. Home girl. 33 00:02:27.083 --> 00:02:29.583 [in English] Nick, Nick. Didn't you say HR gave you a warning 34 00:02:29.666 --> 00:02:31.750 regarding cultural appropriation in the workplace? 35 00:02:31.833 --> 00:02:34.625 HR? I am the... [in Tswana] "Who's the boss?" 36 00:02:34.708 --> 00:02:36.708 -[in English] That doesn't make sense. -Listen. 37 00:02:36.791 --> 00:02:40.166 Are you ready to wow DJ Fresh with a social media plan 38 00:02:40.250 --> 00:02:42.166 for his Fresh Protein shake? 39 00:02:42.250 --> 00:02:43.083 Yay! 40 00:02:43.166 --> 00:02:45.541 -[in Afrikaans] What a shitty name. -[Pam] So shitty. 41 00:02:45.625 --> 00:02:47.333 -[in English] That's-- -[delivery man] Sorry. 42 00:02:48.291 --> 00:02:49.916 Sorry, sorry. Dineo Mudau. 43 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:52.625 -[Dineo] Yes. Yes, that's me. -Oh! 44 00:02:52.708 --> 00:02:54.791 Oi. All right. 45 00:03:02.250 --> 00:03:05.500 It's from Simphiwe, you guys. [giggles] 46 00:03:06.875 --> 00:03:09.583 -My boyfriend. -What happened to Themba? 47 00:03:09.666 --> 00:03:11.291 He ghosted her three months ago. 48 00:03:11.375 --> 00:03:13.208 -[Dineo] You know I can hear you, Pam? -Yep. 49 00:03:13.291 --> 00:03:15.083 You know what? Do me a favor... 50 00:03:15.750 --> 00:03:18.125 and livestream this. 51 00:03:19.291 --> 00:03:20.208 Okay. 52 00:03:21.125 --> 00:03:23.083 [inhales deeply] Go. 53 00:03:23.166 --> 00:03:24.250 -So-- -[Pam] Sorry. 54 00:03:24.333 --> 00:03:25.958 -Hang on. -Okay. 55 00:03:26.541 --> 00:03:28.083 [chuckles] It's the... okay. 56 00:03:28.166 --> 00:03:29.583 -So, you guys-- -Whoa! 57 00:03:29.666 --> 00:03:31.791 -Oh, Pam, come on. -Sorry. It's... 58 00:03:32.666 --> 00:03:33.750 -[Dineo] Pam. -Go! 59 00:03:33.833 --> 00:03:37.833 line:5% You guys, my boyfriend just surprised me at work for Valentine's Day! 60 00:03:37.916 --> 00:03:41.208 line:5% I mean, talk about hashtag, love lives here. 61 00:03:41.750 --> 00:03:43.041 line:5% Right? Let's see. 62 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:47.125 line:5% -[Nick] Toiletry bag? -[Pam scoffs] 63 00:03:47.208 --> 00:03:49.083 line:5% I never gave my girlfriend a toiletry bag. 64 00:03:49.166 --> 00:03:54.416 line:5% Oh! He's surprising me with a getaway, a weekend thing or something! 65 00:03:54.500 --> 00:03:56.791 line:5% That's amazing! That's amazing! 66 00:03:56.875 --> 00:03:58.166 line:5% [delivery man] Sorry, my sister. 67 00:03:58.583 --> 00:04:00.041 line:5% -Sister. -Yeah, what? 68 00:04:00.125 --> 00:04:02.166 line:5% I think it's longer than a weekend. 69 00:04:02.250 --> 00:04:03.208 line:5% Gents! 70 00:04:08.375 --> 00:04:09.583 line:5% [Nick in Tswana] Home girl... 71 00:04:10.166 --> 00:04:13.666 line:5% [in English] Did you just get dumped on Valentine's Day? 72 00:04:13.750 --> 00:04:15.625 line:5% Uh, turn that off, Pam. 73 00:04:15.708 --> 00:04:17.750 line:5% -[Pam] You're getting loads of comments. -Turn it off. 74 00:04:17.833 --> 00:04:19.250 line:5% Turn it off, Pam, now! 75 00:04:20.250 --> 00:04:23.833 line:5% [Dineo] I can't believe I suffered lockjaw for two days for this shit! 76 00:04:24.833 --> 00:04:25.666 line:5% How... 77 00:04:26.750 --> 00:04:27.583 line:5% Pam? 78 00:04:27.666 --> 00:04:30.083 line:5% -Hmm? -Don't tell me you're still recording. 79 00:04:31.041 --> 00:04:31.875 line:5% [scoffs] No. 80 00:04:31.958 --> 00:04:34.791 line:5% Pam! Shit! 81 00:04:36.750 --> 00:04:38.958 [dance music playing] 82 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:54.791 [crowd cheering] 83 00:05:13.875 --> 00:05:17.416 Hey, do you work for Lumka and Johnson Accounting? 84 00:05:17.500 --> 00:05:18.833 -No. -Good. 85 00:05:18.916 --> 00:05:20.708 Then we have clearance from HR. 86 00:05:23.833 --> 00:05:26.625 I think we should go back to your place. Yeah? 87 00:05:28.375 --> 00:05:29.791 Give me a second. 88 00:05:29.875 --> 00:05:31.333 [groans] 89 00:05:31.416 --> 00:05:32.458 Eish! 90 00:05:33.458 --> 00:05:34.625 And then? 91 00:05:53.750 --> 00:05:54.791 [door opens] 92 00:05:56.041 --> 00:05:57.208 [Noni] Didi? 93 00:05:59.333 --> 00:06:00.500 Didi? 94 00:06:02.750 --> 00:06:05.041 -Didi? -[groaning] 95 00:06:06.458 --> 00:06:10.083 -Friend, I think I ate something bad. -I've heard you take a shit. 96 00:06:10.166 --> 00:06:12.916 -That's not what you sound like. -[Dineo] You don't know everything. 97 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:15.250 [laughs] So you're not on Simphiwe's profile? 98 00:06:17.750 --> 00:06:19.291 -No. -Babe, 99 00:06:20.041 --> 00:06:21.458 -give me your phone. -No! 100 00:06:21.541 --> 00:06:25.041 I didn't bring you to an office party to spend the whole night in the toilet. 101 00:06:25.125 --> 00:06:27.333 I didn't want to come to this stupid party anyway. 102 00:06:27.416 --> 00:06:29.416 [Noni gasps] Friend, you're so ungrateful. 103 00:06:29.500 --> 00:06:33.416 -Don't you wanna get laid? -I want love. Okay? 104 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:36.500 Maybe a little lay. 105 00:06:36.583 --> 00:06:38.750 You won't get any of that from a toilet seat, 106 00:06:38.833 --> 00:06:43.166 so get your ass out here so we can get you on your back and get you laid. 107 00:06:43.250 --> 00:06:44.291 Laid. 108 00:06:46.083 --> 00:06:48.083 I think your hands are clean now, Mam' Thandi. 109 00:06:50.041 --> 00:06:53.041 line:5% Friend, it's been three weeks. You need to get over it. 110 00:06:53.125 --> 00:06:55.625 I can't. Noni, I can't, okay? 111 00:06:56.500 --> 00:06:59.875 He was the love of my life, you know? And we were gonna get married. 112 00:06:59.958 --> 00:07:01.625 You were together for two months. 113 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:07.208 It was two and a half months and you know it. 114 00:07:07.791 --> 00:07:09.250 -Give me your phone. -No. 115 00:07:10.708 --> 00:07:11.833 [gasps] 116 00:07:14.500 --> 00:07:17.041 -What? You think I won't go in there? -Hey! 117 00:07:17.125 --> 00:07:18.875 [both laughing] 118 00:07:18.958 --> 00:07:20.458 Hey! Leave me! 119 00:07:20.541 --> 00:07:23.375 Didi, you forget I'm older than you! Learn to respect your elders! 120 00:07:24.458 --> 00:07:25.291 Didi... 121 00:07:34.916 --> 00:07:36.958 [door opens and closes] 122 00:07:37.041 --> 00:07:39.458 Noni, you know what? No... 123 00:07:40.083 --> 00:07:42.541 -No, we're too old for this. -Yes. 124 00:07:43.250 --> 00:07:44.666 I agree. [breathing heavily] 125 00:07:44.750 --> 00:07:45.583 [Noni yelps] 126 00:08:18.458 --> 00:08:20.000 [muffled scream] 127 00:08:20.750 --> 00:08:22.750 [inaudible] 128 00:08:31.208 --> 00:08:33.250 [horn honking loudly] 129 00:09:03.208 --> 00:09:06.166 If this is spiked, my ancestors are gonna come after you. 130 00:09:06.250 --> 00:09:07.833 I don't need to do that to get a girl. 131 00:09:07.916 --> 00:09:10.583 Ugh! You men. You men don't get how hard we love. 132 00:09:10.666 --> 00:09:11.708 -What do you mean? -Yes. 133 00:09:11.791 --> 00:09:13.083 -We love hard. -Oh... 134 00:09:13.166 --> 00:09:15.833 -We love hard when it's the right girl. -Right! 135 00:09:15.916 --> 00:09:17.416 Right, I was the right girl. 136 00:09:17.500 --> 00:09:20.000 I was, and then he just dumped me anyway. 137 00:09:23.208 --> 00:09:24.250 I'm sorry. 138 00:09:24.333 --> 00:09:28.125 I'm sorry. You're not supposed to talk about your old man with your new man. 139 00:09:28.208 --> 00:09:30.333 -With whose man? -No. Not that you... 140 00:09:30.416 --> 00:09:33.416 Not that you're the new man. I just meant, like... I... 141 00:09:33.500 --> 00:09:35.125 Okay, my best friend Noni, 142 00:09:35.666 --> 00:09:38.875 she's been telling me to get back on my bounce-back game. 143 00:09:38.958 --> 00:09:41.166 -Okay. -And I guess you're bounceable. 144 00:09:41.250 --> 00:09:43.458 -Wow. Okay. -No, no, no, no, no. 145 00:09:43.541 --> 00:09:46.833 Not sex bounce, rebound bounce. Although that didn't sound... 146 00:09:46.916 --> 00:09:49.000 -I'm sorry. -You asking me to have sex with you? 147 00:09:49.958 --> 00:09:52.666 -'Cause I will. -[chokes and coughs] 148 00:09:53.500 --> 00:09:55.666 -[Lunga] I'm sorry. -[coughing] 149 00:09:56.708 --> 00:09:57.958 I'm sorry. Here you go. 150 00:09:58.833 --> 00:10:01.666 -Here you go. Are you okay? -Yeah. 151 00:10:02.666 --> 00:10:04.541 Yeah. Why would you say that? 152 00:10:05.166 --> 00:10:06.916 -Why wouldn't I? -Steve Harvey says, 153 00:10:07.666 --> 00:10:11.041 "If you wanna keep a guy, you shouldn't sleep with him on the first night." 154 00:10:11.125 --> 00:10:12.208 Oh... 155 00:10:12.291 --> 00:10:15.083 Okay, tell me, how's that working out for you so far? 156 00:10:15.166 --> 00:10:16.833 -[scoffs] -[Lunga] Mmm. 157 00:10:18.500 --> 00:10:19.416 So... 158 00:10:20.875 --> 00:10:22.958 I mean, what are you trying to say? 159 00:10:23.875 --> 00:10:27.083 Do you stick around long after you've slept with a girl? 160 00:10:27.166 --> 00:10:29.000 I mean, it's not about the sex. 161 00:10:29.500 --> 00:10:32.416 You know, sometimes relationships aren't meant to last. 162 00:10:34.458 --> 00:10:36.333 So we should enjoy them while we can. 163 00:10:38.208 --> 00:10:39.041 [Dineo] Hmm. 164 00:10:40.083 --> 00:10:41.166 Right? 165 00:10:41.250 --> 00:10:42.458 [Dineo] Mmm-hmm. 166 00:10:43.416 --> 00:10:45.666 You have little bit of, uh... okay. 167 00:10:45.750 --> 00:10:47.083 -Got it? -Yeah, got it. 168 00:10:47.166 --> 00:10:48.958 [dance music playing] 169 00:10:52.833 --> 00:10:54.875 [kisses and grunts] 170 00:10:55.666 --> 00:10:57.291 It was great meeting you. 171 00:11:00.583 --> 00:11:03.791 Friend. Ah! I can already see you naming your babies. 172 00:11:03.875 --> 00:11:06.166 -I'm not naming anything. -Mmm. 173 00:11:06.833 --> 00:11:10.541 But Lunga Junior sounds cute. His friends will call him LJ, Noni. 174 00:11:10.625 --> 00:11:13.083 The only LJ you should be thinking about's the one in his pants. 175 00:11:13.166 --> 00:11:15.125 Yeah, that's your style, not mine. 176 00:11:15.208 --> 00:11:17.333 Fine. In that case, let's go home. 177 00:11:17.416 --> 00:11:20.750 I think I've made out with everyone I can make out with here. Wait. 178 00:11:21.291 --> 00:11:23.416 -Yeah, I'm done here. -Noni... 179 00:11:24.041 --> 00:11:26.083 is he your client? Does he have a girlfriend? 180 00:11:26.166 --> 00:11:28.291 No, actually, what's his tax bracket? 181 00:11:28.375 --> 00:11:31.250 Yes, I don't know, and none of your business. Let's go. 182 00:11:31.333 --> 00:11:32.708 No, you go. Bye. 183 00:11:33.250 --> 00:11:37.166 [chuckles] Okay. Well, you better BJ that LJ. You know... 184 00:11:38.000 --> 00:11:40.208 [Noni imitating climaxing] 185 00:11:42.666 --> 00:11:44.083 [in Tswana] What are you looking at? 186 00:11:44.166 --> 00:11:46.041 [in Zulu] Whatever. Leave me alone. 187 00:11:47.291 --> 00:11:48.666 [chuckles] 188 00:12:00.583 --> 00:12:04.708 [Dineo in English] What? Wait, wait, wait. No, wait. Where are you taking me? 189 00:12:04.791 --> 00:12:07.125 -[Lunga] You're gonna love it, trust me. -I'm gonna love it. 190 00:12:07.208 --> 00:12:08.583 -Be careful. -Okay. 191 00:12:11.750 --> 00:12:12.791 Oh, wow. 192 00:12:14.583 --> 00:12:15.541 What? 193 00:12:18.416 --> 00:12:19.458 Wow. 194 00:12:20.625 --> 00:12:22.166 -[Lunga] Yeah. -Yeah. 195 00:12:22.250 --> 00:12:24.333 You know what? Just, let me... 196 00:12:24.875 --> 00:12:26.125 -[Lunga] All right. -Hold that. 197 00:12:27.166 --> 00:12:28.333 Okay. Just... 198 00:12:30.625 --> 00:12:31.541 Proof... 199 00:12:32.291 --> 00:12:34.000 that I'm having a good time. 200 00:12:34.083 --> 00:12:36.708 Whoa, no, no, no. You don't have to prove anything to him. 201 00:12:37.250 --> 00:12:39.083 -Really? -Mystery is more effective. 202 00:12:39.166 --> 00:12:41.833 Right. Clearly you've never had your heart broken. 203 00:12:42.416 --> 00:12:44.916 -I mean, I've had bad breakups. -That's a no. 204 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:46.000 [Lunga laughs] 205 00:12:46.833 --> 00:12:47.791 And what? 206 00:12:48.416 --> 00:12:51.166 What, you can just... move on? 207 00:12:52.208 --> 00:12:56.500 Why hold on to the past when your future could be standing right in front of you? 208 00:12:59.291 --> 00:13:01.000 That's what you want, don't you? 209 00:13:05.083 --> 00:13:06.000 You know... 210 00:13:09.000 --> 00:13:11.625 I... I don't sleep with just anyone. 211 00:13:14.291 --> 00:13:16.041 I want someone to come home to. 212 00:13:18.958 --> 00:13:20.708 Is that Steve Harvey again? 213 00:13:23.583 --> 00:13:25.666 You say you want someone to come home to? 214 00:13:27.375 --> 00:13:30.250 I say it's better to have someone to go home with. 215 00:14:13.833 --> 00:14:16.125 [grunts and groans] 216 00:14:24.916 --> 00:14:25.875 What? 217 00:14:32.833 --> 00:14:34.500 [man snoring] 218 00:14:40.291 --> 00:14:41.208 Just... 219 00:14:43.958 --> 00:14:45.958 [snoring continues] 220 00:14:50.958 --> 00:14:52.041 -[snores loudly] -[gasps] 221 00:14:59.250 --> 00:15:01.375 [man mumbling] 222 00:15:06.750 --> 00:15:09.291 [in Xhosa] Mom said you're stuffing your mouth with food. 223 00:15:19.583 --> 00:15:20.708 [in English] God. 224 00:15:55.666 --> 00:15:57.791 -[cell phone vibrating] -[exclaims] Ow! 225 00:16:00.458 --> 00:16:02.458 [vibrating continues] 226 00:16:05.958 --> 00:16:07.583 [whispering] Noni, this is not a good time. 227 00:16:07.666 --> 00:16:09.166 Where the hell are you? 228 00:16:09.250 --> 00:16:10.166 Wait. 229 00:16:12.041 --> 00:16:14.333 [automated voice] You have been placed on hold. Please wait. 230 00:16:32.500 --> 00:16:33.875 -[thuds] -[grunts softly] 231 00:16:40.416 --> 00:16:41.250 [whispers] What? 232 00:16:41.333 --> 00:16:43.041 Where the hell are you? 233 00:16:43.125 --> 00:16:44.958 You told me to sleep with him. [sniffs] 234 00:16:45.041 --> 00:16:47.625 -So I slept with him. -You shouldn't still be there! 235 00:16:47.708 --> 00:16:49.750 No one should be in anyone's bed at this time! 236 00:16:49.833 --> 00:16:51.958 Wait. Why are you yelling? 237 00:16:52.041 --> 00:16:53.541 Just come home, okay? 238 00:16:57.666 --> 00:16:59.375 Hi, handsome. 239 00:17:00.166 --> 00:17:01.125 No, Dineo. 240 00:17:02.250 --> 00:17:04.625 Hey. How did you... No. 241 00:17:05.375 --> 00:17:06.541 Morning! 242 00:17:12.708 --> 00:17:14.041 You got this. 243 00:17:26.583 --> 00:17:27.708 [camera shutter clicks] 244 00:17:28.208 --> 00:17:30.750 Hey! Hey. 245 00:17:30.833 --> 00:17:34.750 You're such a typical bachelor. Nothing in your fridge. But lucky for you, 246 00:17:34.833 --> 00:17:37.333 -I know a very great, nice... -Oh, shit! 247 00:17:38.625 --> 00:17:39.500 What? 248 00:17:39.583 --> 00:17:41.541 I have a flight boarding in an hour. 249 00:17:41.625 --> 00:17:45.208 -Well, can't you change your flight? -I can't. I have a... 250 00:17:46.333 --> 00:17:47.541 a work thing. 251 00:17:47.625 --> 00:17:48.458 Oh! 252 00:17:49.666 --> 00:17:50.500 Well... 253 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:54.916 What is this? What? Are you kicking me out? 254 00:17:56.916 --> 00:18:00.541 Uh, no, no, no. You... No, I'm sorry. You stay. 255 00:18:01.250 --> 00:18:04.000 Just, uh... leave the keys with security. 256 00:18:04.083 --> 00:18:05.583 Okay, when will you be back? 257 00:18:05.666 --> 00:18:07.625 Uh, tomorrow night. 258 00:18:07.708 --> 00:18:10.416 Wait, will I... will I see you again? Lunga? 259 00:18:27.166 --> 00:18:28.750 I really wish we had more time. 260 00:18:31.333 --> 00:18:32.375 [Dineo] Okay, go. 261 00:18:32.458 --> 00:18:34.166 Go, you're gonna miss your flight. 262 00:18:38.750 --> 00:18:39.666 Bye! 263 00:18:41.791 --> 00:18:43.791 -[door closes] -[squeals] 264 00:18:43.875 --> 00:18:44.958 [chuckles] 265 00:18:46.166 --> 00:18:47.000 [sighs] 266 00:18:48.500 --> 00:18:51.458 [Noni] Pictures of him sleeping is an eight on the stalker scale. 267 00:18:51.541 --> 00:18:53.666 [Dineo] It's not stalking if we've had sex. 268 00:18:54.166 --> 00:18:56.750 You know, it was supposed to be a one-night stand like mine. 269 00:18:56.833 --> 00:18:58.125 But with less piercings. 270 00:18:58.208 --> 00:19:01.875 We need to stop doing that, by the way. You really... Aren't you, like, 45 now? 271 00:19:01.958 --> 00:19:02.916 [in Afrikaans] Piss off. 272 00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:04.375 -[in English] Okay, sorry, 50. -Hey. 273 00:19:04.458 --> 00:19:05.291 [Dineo chuckles] 274 00:19:05.375 --> 00:19:07.458 I'm a chartered accountant living her best life 275 00:19:07.541 --> 00:19:09.416 and I don't need anyone to fund it. 276 00:19:09.500 --> 00:19:10.625 Bitch, I'm killing 35. 277 00:19:10.708 --> 00:19:12.833 I don't know. That doesn't keep you warm at night. 278 00:19:12.916 --> 00:19:16.291 Oh, there's a whole world of men for that, and some women, too. 279 00:19:17.625 --> 00:19:19.208 There's only one man I want. 280 00:19:19.291 --> 00:19:20.166 [sighs] 281 00:19:20.250 --> 00:19:22.125 You don't even have his phone number. 282 00:19:27.208 --> 00:19:28.458 I have these. 283 00:19:30.083 --> 00:19:32.750 This one's getting a restraining order against you. 284 00:19:33.250 --> 00:19:35.666 I'll have to sleep with the Minister of Police for you. 285 00:19:35.750 --> 00:19:36.958 -Oh, just for me? -Yeah. 286 00:19:37.041 --> 00:19:40.416 -Not because you want to? -No, he's cute, but hashtag, contre-jour. 287 00:19:40.500 --> 00:19:42.125 [laughing] Friend! 288 00:19:48.250 --> 00:19:49.958 -Shit, this is good. -It's good? 289 00:19:52.416 --> 00:19:53.666 -[Noni] Easy now. -It's not... 290 00:19:53.750 --> 00:19:55.000 [coughs] Oh, friend. 291 00:19:55.083 --> 00:19:57.458 [Noni] Do you choke on your guys the way you choke on smoke? 292 00:19:57.541 --> 00:19:58.791 [Dineo gasps] 293 00:20:01.583 --> 00:20:02.833 [pots clattering] 294 00:20:06.583 --> 00:20:07.750 [cutlery clattering] 295 00:20:09.166 --> 00:20:10.791 Hey! Who's in there? 296 00:20:10.875 --> 00:20:12.375 [objects clattering] 297 00:20:16.583 --> 00:20:19.041 I have a lethal weapon that I'm not afraid to use. 298 00:20:19.125 --> 00:20:20.375 [Dineo] It's me! 299 00:20:20.458 --> 00:20:22.375 -It's me. [giggling] -Shit! 300 00:20:22.458 --> 00:20:25.166 What... what are you doing here? 301 00:20:25.750 --> 00:20:29.333 I thought you'd be hungry after your flight, so I cooked you dinner. 302 00:20:29.416 --> 00:20:31.416 I didn't say you could move in. 303 00:20:32.166 --> 00:20:33.958 I... I didn't move in. 304 00:20:35.208 --> 00:20:36.166 [Lunga sighs] Okay. 305 00:20:37.791 --> 00:20:39.041 -Dineo. -Hmm? 306 00:20:41.875 --> 00:20:42.708 This? 307 00:20:43.541 --> 00:20:45.500 This was a one-time thing. 308 00:20:46.625 --> 00:20:49.625 I don't under... I don't understand. [laughs] 309 00:20:50.291 --> 00:20:52.875 I thought you said that you wished we had more time. 310 00:20:53.666 --> 00:20:57.291 [stammers] And I told you that I don't sleep with just anybody, so... 311 00:20:57.375 --> 00:20:58.833 Every girl says that. 312 00:21:00.291 --> 00:21:01.333 Wow. 313 00:21:01.416 --> 00:21:03.166 So now I'm a squatter and I'm a ho. 314 00:21:03.250 --> 00:21:06.500 No, I'm not... That's not what I mean. All I'm saying is... 315 00:21:06.583 --> 00:21:09.250 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 316 00:21:09.333 --> 00:21:11.125 This is a full chicken, woman. 317 00:21:11.208 --> 00:21:13.541 It's not the food's fault. I was just saying... 318 00:21:19.750 --> 00:21:22.250 Are these takeaway boxes? I thought you said you cooked. 319 00:21:22.333 --> 00:21:23.500 Take... pfft! 320 00:21:24.083 --> 00:21:28.166 [scoffs] So... Okay, so I was a squatter, a ho, and now I can't cook. 321 00:21:28.250 --> 00:21:31.000 -You are just on a roll. -I didn't say any of that. 322 00:21:31.083 --> 00:21:32.666 Listen, listen, listen... 323 00:21:33.500 --> 00:21:35.583 I didn't say any of that. I'm just saying... 324 00:21:36.333 --> 00:21:37.416 Okay, okay. 325 00:21:38.041 --> 00:21:43.000 Dineo, I'm just saying, if you came home, okay, and found some guy in your flat, 326 00:21:43.083 --> 00:21:44.458 -how would you feel? -Lucky. 327 00:21:47.250 --> 00:21:49.000 That I have pepper spray in my bag. 328 00:21:49.083 --> 00:21:51.166 -Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Right? 329 00:21:51.250 --> 00:21:52.916 -[scoffs] -I get it. 330 00:21:53.625 --> 00:21:56.500 I'll go, and you can... eat. 331 00:21:57.041 --> 00:21:58.916 And this thong was bugging me anyway. 332 00:22:00.750 --> 00:22:05.208 Wait, wait, wait. No, let's not... Wait, don't go. 333 00:22:05.291 --> 00:22:07.708 I mean... You know, I just... 334 00:22:08.458 --> 00:22:10.833 Uh, I mean, you've made all this effort. 335 00:22:11.375 --> 00:22:12.750 We shouldn't, you know... 336 00:22:13.750 --> 00:22:15.750 We shouldn't let all this go to waste. Right? 337 00:22:16.375 --> 00:22:18.583 -Right. -Yeah, and, I mean, if... 338 00:22:19.666 --> 00:22:23.041 if that thong is annoying you, I can do something about that. 339 00:22:24.416 --> 00:22:25.250 Yeah. 340 00:22:35.458 --> 00:22:38.083 -You know what? We should actually stop. -Sorry. 341 00:22:38.166 --> 00:22:39.458 -Sorry. -We... yeah. 342 00:22:40.125 --> 00:22:41.500 We should definitely... 343 00:22:42.166 --> 00:22:43.375 We should stop. 344 00:22:44.541 --> 00:22:46.125 I mean, we could stop tomorrow. 345 00:22:47.333 --> 00:22:50.166 Yep. Tomorrow, yeah... I was actually gonna say tomorrow. 346 00:22:50.250 --> 00:22:51.791 -'Cause tomorrow... Yeah. -Tomorrow... 347 00:22:51.875 --> 00:22:53.375 -That's it. Tomorrow. -Tomorrow works. 348 00:22:53.458 --> 00:22:54.875 -Tomorrow. Okay, good. -[Lunga] I... 349 00:23:02.375 --> 00:23:04.375 [pop music playing on radio] 350 00:23:11.375 --> 00:23:14.000 [in Xhosa] ♪ Just hold me, hold me ♪ 351 00:23:14.083 --> 00:23:16.333 ♪ Just pat me, pat me ♪ 352 00:23:16.416 --> 00:23:21.083 ♪ Just kiss me ♪ 353 00:23:21.166 --> 00:23:23.083 ♪ Just hold me, hold me ♪ 354 00:23:23.166 --> 00:23:25.166 ♪ Just pat me, pat me ♪ 355 00:23:25.250 --> 00:23:28.708 ♪ Just kiss me ♪ 356 00:23:28.791 --> 00:23:31.083 This week, I have to bring my A game. 357 00:23:33.458 --> 00:23:37.166 I'm thinking cupcakes or muffins or cake. What do you think? 358 00:23:41.500 --> 00:23:43.333 Why wouldn't they use vanilla icing? 359 00:23:43.416 --> 00:23:45.625 I've never heard of gluten-free icing. What? 360 00:23:56.333 --> 00:23:58.333 [club music playing] 361 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:04.166 [man] And there you go. 362 00:24:06.750 --> 00:24:07.916 Oh, it's like that. 363 00:24:10.125 --> 00:24:11.708 Mmm-hmm. 364 00:24:14.333 --> 00:24:16.791 [Noni] Oh, no, I'm not gonna order any food. Thanks. 365 00:24:17.875 --> 00:24:20.000 -Seriously? -What? 366 00:24:20.541 --> 00:24:24.291 We had sex a month ago and you're still treating me like the help. What's up? 367 00:24:24.875 --> 00:24:25.916 Oh, don't you work here? 368 00:24:26.541 --> 00:24:27.750 Actually, the more you talk, 369 00:24:27.833 --> 00:24:30.791 the less I want to have sexual intercourse with you again. 370 00:24:31.375 --> 00:24:32.208 Really? 371 00:24:33.416 --> 00:24:36.875 [stammers] Well, I mean, if you put it like that, I... 372 00:24:37.708 --> 00:24:39.750 [Dineo] Put your boobs away. You're torturing Maxie. 373 00:24:39.833 --> 00:24:41.583 [Max in Xhosa] No, I'm okay. 374 00:24:41.666 --> 00:24:45.500 [in English] Don't you have a bar to tend or toilets to scrub or whatever? 375 00:24:45.583 --> 00:24:47.666 [in Xhosa] Listen, I'm the manager here. 376 00:24:47.750 --> 00:24:49.000 [in English] Okay? 377 00:24:51.166 --> 00:24:54.458 And FYI... I only do the toilets on Mondays. 378 00:24:54.541 --> 00:24:57.625 [chuckles] He could get us free drinks. 379 00:24:57.708 --> 00:25:00.041 [Noni] Listen, I'm not wasting time talking about men. 380 00:25:00.125 --> 00:25:02.916 -I never ever get to see you. -You've seen me. 381 00:25:03.000 --> 00:25:05.416 Once. When you came to the house to pick up your things. 382 00:25:05.916 --> 00:25:08.833 -You're not even on social media anymore. -Lunga's a private person. 383 00:25:08.916 --> 00:25:10.666 Uh-uh, no one's that private anymore. 384 00:25:10.750 --> 00:25:13.250 I thought you didn't wanna talk about men. What's this? 385 00:25:13.333 --> 00:25:16.000 -I'm here for you. -Because your boyfriend made better plans. 386 00:25:16.083 --> 00:25:17.541 He has a work thing. 387 00:25:18.125 --> 00:25:20.166 -See, that's another weird thing. -What? 388 00:25:20.250 --> 00:25:23.083 Who has a work thing on a Saturday night after 8:00? 389 00:25:23.166 --> 00:25:25.583 His boss is hectic, that's why he works on weekends, 390 00:25:25.666 --> 00:25:27.166 Nondumiso, if you must know. 391 00:25:27.250 --> 00:25:31.125 Any man who's using work as an excuse is working more than just spreadsheets. 392 00:25:31.208 --> 00:25:32.625 Lunga is different, okay? 393 00:25:32.708 --> 00:25:34.125 -[Noni] Mmm-hmm. -Mmm-hmm. 394 00:25:34.208 --> 00:25:37.291 And how many of his friends have you met, his colleagues? 395 00:25:37.375 --> 00:25:39.708 I've met, like... [scoffs] 396 00:25:39.791 --> 00:25:42.833 Like, one person from his workplace. He's not lying. 397 00:25:42.916 --> 00:25:44.125 I'll prove it to you. 398 00:25:44.708 --> 00:25:46.458 -I'm joking, man. I'm playing. -No. 399 00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:50.625 -[line ringing] -[clears throat] 400 00:25:55.458 --> 00:25:56.291 He's not answering? 401 00:25:56.375 --> 00:25:58.083 -That doesn't mean anything. -Okay. 402 00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:00.291 [line ringing] 403 00:26:01.166 --> 00:26:02.916 -[man] Yo! -Hi, Phathu! 404 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:04.583 Yes, it's Dineo. 405 00:26:04.666 --> 00:26:07.291 -Dineo? -Yeah. I just wanted to find out... 406 00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:09.875 Phathu? Hel... 407 00:26:12.875 --> 00:26:14.083 He just hung up on me. 408 00:26:14.166 --> 00:26:16.708 Then let's just order drinks and go dancing. 409 00:26:16.791 --> 00:26:19.916 Max! Can you manage us some shots there, brother? 410 00:26:20.541 --> 00:26:23.333 -Phathu just checked in online. -Where? 411 00:26:24.833 --> 00:26:25.916 A hotel? 412 00:26:26.833 --> 00:26:28.541 His meeting is in a hotel? 413 00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:43.750 Which room is Lunga Sibiya in? 414 00:26:43.833 --> 00:26:47.458 Uh, excuse my friend. He's not in a room, he's in a meeting. 415 00:26:48.041 --> 00:26:49.416 -[Noni] In a hotel? -[Dineo] Noni. 416 00:26:49.500 --> 00:26:51.375 [receptionist] Are you two here for... 417 00:26:52.041 --> 00:26:53.125 [growls] 418 00:26:54.541 --> 00:26:55.875 What's... [growls] 419 00:26:55.958 --> 00:26:59.833 And does... [growls] have anything to do with his meeting? 420 00:26:59.916 --> 00:27:03.041 Mmm-hmm. [laughing heartily] 421 00:27:03.125 --> 00:27:05.750 Okay! Okay, yes, then we are here for... [growls] 422 00:27:05.833 --> 00:27:07.250 [Noni] Mmm-hmm. 423 00:27:08.083 --> 00:27:09.333 Room Pollux. 424 00:27:10.333 --> 00:27:11.250 [Noni] What? 425 00:27:12.208 --> 00:27:14.125 -Pollux? -Pollux? Let's go, come on. 426 00:27:14.708 --> 00:27:15.625 Pollux. 427 00:27:16.208 --> 00:27:18.291 -[receptionist growls] -Okay. Thanks. 428 00:27:18.375 --> 00:27:19.458 Weirdo. 429 00:27:20.250 --> 00:27:21.583 [bass thumping] 430 00:27:21.666 --> 00:27:23.916 Wait. Are you sure about this? 431 00:27:24.875 --> 00:27:25.708 I... 432 00:27:31.000 --> 00:27:34.291 All I'm saying is that her neck tastes like batteries, man. 433 00:27:35.750 --> 00:27:37.041 [exclaims] 434 00:27:37.583 --> 00:27:39.458 Gents, we've got the premium stock! 435 00:27:39.541 --> 00:27:42.166 -[men cheering] -[man] Come in. Come in. 436 00:27:42.250 --> 00:27:43.250 [in Zulu] Come in. 437 00:27:43.333 --> 00:27:46.375 [in English] But why so many clothes? Come on. Come on, girls. 438 00:27:48.083 --> 00:27:50.125 And somebody better find that hamster! 439 00:27:50.833 --> 00:27:53.625 That's my daughter's hamster. We need it for school, Monday. 440 00:27:58.750 --> 00:28:01.625 If you ever wanna wank again, keep your hands to yourself. 441 00:28:02.208 --> 00:28:03.875 I like you. Hey. [chuckles] 442 00:28:03.958 --> 00:28:05.750 I think we're in the wrong room. 443 00:28:05.833 --> 00:28:06.958 -Oh, no! -Yes. 444 00:28:07.041 --> 00:28:10.500 Gonna get your chance with the groom. He's just in the bathroom with someone. 445 00:28:10.583 --> 00:28:12.958 Yeah, actually, we don't care about the groom. 446 00:28:13.041 --> 00:28:14.583 We actually don't care... 447 00:28:14.666 --> 00:28:16.458 [men cheering] 448 00:28:16.541 --> 00:28:17.500 [man 1] Yes! 449 00:28:17.583 --> 00:28:18.583 [man 2] My man! 450 00:28:18.666 --> 00:28:20.875 -[Dineo] What? -I think Lunga is the groom. 451 00:28:22.833 --> 00:28:24.500 -[woman yelps] -[objects clatter] 452 00:28:26.375 --> 00:28:29.291 Noni thinks you're cheating on me. I need you to tell her you're not. 453 00:28:29.375 --> 00:28:32.625 No, just tell her. Just tell her that you're not cheating on me. 454 00:28:32.708 --> 00:28:34.125 -Can we-- -Tell her you're not. 455 00:28:34.208 --> 00:28:35.666 -Can we-- -Tell her you're not! 456 00:28:35.750 --> 00:28:38.916 Okay, um... I... I'm not cheating on you. 457 00:28:40.750 --> 00:28:42.875 [Dineo] See? Told you he's not cheating on me. 458 00:28:42.958 --> 00:28:44.333 I'm getting married. 459 00:28:48.541 --> 00:28:49.458 [Dineo] Huh? 460 00:29:00.250 --> 00:29:01.166 Okay. 461 00:29:02.750 --> 00:29:03.583 [Lunga] Dineo? 462 00:29:03.666 --> 00:29:04.750 [man in Zulu] And then, you? 463 00:29:04.833 --> 00:29:07.125 -[in English] What are you doing? -Reparations. 464 00:29:07.208 --> 00:29:08.166 [chuckles] 465 00:29:09.708 --> 00:29:12.291 [exclaiming] Call me. 466 00:29:12.375 --> 00:29:13.833 -[door closes] -Oh. [chuckles] 467 00:29:20.750 --> 00:29:25.083 line:5% Um, hi. So, Mr. DJ Fresh's team called about the campaign again. 468 00:29:25.166 --> 00:29:26.916 -Shit! -Yeah, my thoughts exactly. 469 00:29:27.000 --> 00:29:30.125 So I think we're gonna try and reschedule the presentation to, 470 00:29:30.208 --> 00:29:31.916 I don't know, the first week of June. 471 00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:33.833 Pam, I need your FB logins. 472 00:29:33.916 --> 00:29:35.291 Did you hear anything I said? 473 00:29:35.375 --> 00:29:38.500 You say a lot, but what you're not telling me is your FB login, so... 474 00:29:38.583 --> 00:29:39.958 I'm not on social media. 475 00:29:41.166 --> 00:29:44.625 You work at a whole social media agency. How do you not have social media? 476 00:29:44.708 --> 00:29:47.541 'Cause my therapist thinks it's bad for my self-esteem. 477 00:29:47.625 --> 00:29:48.500 Fuck it! 478 00:29:52.333 --> 00:29:54.041 [Pam] Is everything okay? 479 00:29:55.125 --> 00:29:57.000 -[laptop chimes] -I'm in. 480 00:29:57.541 --> 00:30:01.125 I'm in, I'm in, I'm in! Great. That's good. That's great. 481 00:30:08.125 --> 00:30:09.291 Not so great. 482 00:30:11.750 --> 00:30:13.333 [whistling] 483 00:30:16.291 --> 00:30:17.125 Hey. 484 00:30:18.333 --> 00:30:20.000 Dineo Mudau, ooh! 485 00:30:21.333 --> 00:30:22.333 [in Pedi] How are you? 486 00:30:23.458 --> 00:30:24.666 You know, right? 487 00:30:27.833 --> 00:30:28.958 [in English] Gents? 488 00:30:35.333 --> 00:30:36.625 Another holiday. 489 00:30:43.083 --> 00:30:45.875 [delivery man laughing] 490 00:30:45.958 --> 00:30:48.916 [in Pedi] Let's go. This chick likes holidays. 491 00:30:49.500 --> 00:30:51.875 [in English] You know, maybe you should see my therapist. 492 00:30:52.416 --> 00:30:53.333 [scoffs] 493 00:30:54.500 --> 00:30:55.625 [laptop chimes] 494 00:31:19.458 --> 00:31:21.000 Okay. Okay. 495 00:31:21.541 --> 00:31:22.833 [screams] 496 00:31:22.916 --> 00:31:24.041 What the... 497 00:31:24.125 --> 00:31:26.333 [exclaims] What the... 498 00:31:27.250 --> 00:31:29.250 Walk away. Walk away. 499 00:31:38.875 --> 00:31:40.041 No, no, no. 500 00:31:40.958 --> 00:31:43.708 Hi! You must be Gugu. 501 00:31:43.791 --> 00:31:47.541 You know, the chocolate fondant here is to die for. You should try it. 502 00:31:47.625 --> 00:31:49.916 -Five-star rating. Amazing. -Okay, just... 503 00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:51.791 -Give me a second, okay? Dineo. -What? 504 00:31:51.875 --> 00:31:53.625 -[Lunga] Really? -What? Come on. What? 505 00:31:53.708 --> 00:31:55.041 [Lunga] What are you doing? 506 00:31:56.208 --> 00:31:57.958 Really? So we're back to the stalking? 507 00:31:58.041 --> 00:32:00.750 Wait. Did I make this all up in my head? 508 00:32:03.708 --> 00:32:04.916 Are we not in love? 509 00:32:12.666 --> 00:32:14.875 No. No, we were just two people having fun. 510 00:32:15.958 --> 00:32:20.875 Okay, so why didn't you say that? Why didn't you just tell me the truth, hmm? 511 00:32:20.958 --> 00:32:22.000 -Lunga. -[Lunga] Hey. 512 00:32:22.083 --> 00:32:23.291 [in Zulu] What's going on here? 513 00:32:23.375 --> 00:32:25.333 [in English] No, nothing. Baby... Um... 514 00:32:26.458 --> 00:32:28.958 Did you meet? This, um... 515 00:32:29.625 --> 00:32:31.333 -My-- -Don't worry about it. 516 00:32:31.416 --> 00:32:32.708 I'm just his maid. 517 00:32:36.416 --> 00:32:38.291 -I thought you were done with that. -I am. 518 00:32:38.375 --> 00:32:41.125 Baby, I'm done. I promise you, I'm done with all that. 519 00:32:41.208 --> 00:32:42.791 I... I'm done. 520 00:32:43.458 --> 00:32:45.041 Okay? You're here with me now, 521 00:32:45.125 --> 00:32:47.875 and I don't need anyone else but you. Okay? 522 00:32:47.958 --> 00:32:49.291 Come here. 523 00:32:52.125 --> 00:32:53.083 [Dineo] Let's go! 524 00:32:53.166 --> 00:32:55.125 Do you know what you're gonna say this time? 525 00:32:55.208 --> 00:32:56.875 -I know what I'm gonna say. -Okay. 526 00:32:56.958 --> 00:32:58.958 -Exactly. I've got this under control. -Okay. 527 00:32:59.041 --> 00:33:00.916 -Hi! -Whoa, whoa, whoa! 528 00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:02.208 [in Zulu] Hold it. You're late. 529 00:33:02.958 --> 00:33:03.916 [in English] Okay, uh... 530 00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:05.750 [in Zulu] You're late, you see? 531 00:33:05.833 --> 00:33:10.041 The bride said that I mustn't let anyone in after her. 532 00:33:10.125 --> 00:33:11.583 [in English] So, bye-bye. 533 00:33:11.666 --> 00:33:13.416 [guard laughing] No, no! 534 00:33:13.500 --> 00:33:15.625 -Okay, listen-- -Ah! No! 535 00:33:16.250 --> 00:33:17.166 [Dineo] Okay, okay. 536 00:33:19.041 --> 00:33:20.000 How about that? 537 00:33:20.500 --> 00:33:21.500 [in Zulu] Hundred rand? 538 00:33:22.333 --> 00:33:23.666 [in English] How about that? 539 00:33:23.750 --> 00:33:25.208 -Two hundred? -[Dineo] Two hundred. 540 00:33:25.291 --> 00:33:27.041 Yes! Okay, so we're good. 541 00:33:27.125 --> 00:33:28.958 Okay, no, no. [chuckles] 542 00:33:29.500 --> 00:33:30.333 Bye-bye. 543 00:33:31.041 --> 00:33:32.208 [both exclaim] 544 00:33:32.708 --> 00:33:34.416 -Let's just-- -I'm the officer of the law. 545 00:33:34.500 --> 00:33:36.916 [in Zulu] Do you think that this is the Durban July? 546 00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:39.750 You and your floral jumpsuit. No, man. 547 00:33:39.833 --> 00:33:41.791 [in English] This is a sign. You shouldn't do this. 548 00:33:41.875 --> 00:33:43.083 Oh, no. I'm not giving up. 549 00:33:43.666 --> 00:33:44.541 Didi. 550 00:33:45.833 --> 00:33:49.666 Nondumiso... I think it's time to go back to our waitressing days. 551 00:33:51.750 --> 00:33:53.208 Didi... Didi! 552 00:33:59.791 --> 00:34:00.625 [Dineo] Oh! 553 00:34:00.708 --> 00:34:02.291 -[Noni] Keep it together. -It's heavy. 554 00:34:02.375 --> 00:34:03.708 Well, this was your idea. 555 00:34:03.791 --> 00:34:06.416 These are the hands of a social media manager, not a waiter. 556 00:34:06.500 --> 00:34:08.291 And the mind of a psycho bitch. 557 00:34:10.375 --> 00:34:11.791 [priest in Zulu] Amen, congregation. 558 00:34:11.875 --> 00:34:13.000 [guests in English] Amen. 559 00:34:14.083 --> 00:34:19.375 [priest in Zulu] Lunga Sibiya, do you take Gugu Diomo... 560 00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:21.833 [in English] ...to be your lawful wedded wife? 561 00:34:21.916 --> 00:34:25.041 -[whispering] Wait, wait, wait! -[priest] To have and to hold... 562 00:34:25.125 --> 00:34:27.541 What are you gonna say? Are you just gonna say, 563 00:34:27.625 --> 00:34:30.750 -"Hi, Gugu, your man's a dog. He's--" -[priest] For richer or for poorer. 564 00:34:30.833 --> 00:34:33.250 [priest in Zulu] Even when there's no money, hmm? 565 00:34:34.875 --> 00:34:40.041 [in English] To love and to honor till death do you part? 566 00:34:43.250 --> 00:34:44.375 -No, wait. -[guests exclaim] 567 00:34:44.458 --> 00:34:46.916 [in Zulu] Oh, goodness. Not again, Lord. 568 00:34:47.000 --> 00:34:48.458 [Noni in English] Shit. Is he... 569 00:34:48.541 --> 00:34:52.500 I know we weren't gonna do vows, but I need to say something. 570 00:34:54.041 --> 00:34:56.083 We've been through a lot together. 571 00:34:57.083 --> 00:35:00.208 Two months ago, this wedding wasn't even gonna happen anymore. 572 00:35:01.666 --> 00:35:02.875 But here we are. 573 00:35:04.500 --> 00:35:06.458 And, Gugu, I am so happy... 574 00:35:07.541 --> 00:35:09.708 that I finally have someone to come home to. 575 00:35:10.541 --> 00:35:11.375 Forever. 576 00:35:21.750 --> 00:35:23.125 -Yeah! -[dish clatters] 577 00:35:23.625 --> 00:35:25.708 Even me. I quit! 578 00:35:27.541 --> 00:35:29.541 -And then? -[Noni] We're going, man. 579 00:35:32.875 --> 00:35:33.833 Didi! 580 00:35:36.416 --> 00:35:39.583 Maxie. Another one, please. 581 00:35:39.666 --> 00:35:41.416 She needs it, okay? I'll handle her. 582 00:35:41.500 --> 00:35:43.000 [Max] Well... 583 00:35:43.083 --> 00:35:46.250 -Friend! Am I not pretty enough? -[Noni mumbles] 584 00:35:46.333 --> 00:35:47.583 -I'm pretty, right? -Yeah. 585 00:35:47.666 --> 00:35:49.958 I'm pretty. Or maybe I need to be yellow. 586 00:35:50.041 --> 00:35:53.416 I need to be yellow and have a bum. And make my ass clap. 587 00:35:53.500 --> 00:35:54.875 Because I can make my ass clap. 588 00:35:54.958 --> 00:35:58.500 -Oh, I can twerk. Look. Look, friend. -[glass shatters] 589 00:35:58.583 --> 00:36:01.291 ♪ Twerking by the bar Twerking by the bar ♪ 590 00:36:01.875 --> 00:36:03.958 Literally nothing is moving, okay? 591 00:36:04.041 --> 00:36:05.250 -Just sit, friend. -Really? 592 00:36:05.333 --> 00:36:07.125 Sit. [chuckles] 593 00:36:08.250 --> 00:36:09.666 -You know what, wena? -Hmm? 594 00:36:09.750 --> 00:36:12.625 You have been a couple since I've known you in varsity. 595 00:36:12.708 --> 00:36:14.708 You need to be alone and have some fun. 596 00:36:15.583 --> 00:36:16.916 -[in Sotho] Right? -[in Xhosa] Yes. 597 00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:19.000 -You're right, you know? -Yes, my friend. 598 00:36:19.625 --> 00:36:22.416 -[in English] To being done with men! -Yes! 599 00:36:22.500 --> 00:36:24.083 [whooping] 600 00:36:24.166 --> 00:36:25.250 [in Zulu] Jeez. 601 00:36:26.125 --> 00:36:27.625 [in English] I'm done with you. 602 00:36:28.500 --> 00:36:31.458 -And you. And you. -[Noni] Mmm-hmm. 603 00:36:31.541 --> 00:36:33.333 [Dineo] You're kinda cute. Hey! 604 00:36:33.416 --> 00:36:35.833 -Hey. -That literally lasted, like, two seconds. 605 00:36:35.916 --> 00:36:37.416 No, no, no! 606 00:36:37.500 --> 00:36:40.625 I'm done with relationships. I'm just like you. 607 00:36:41.250 --> 00:36:42.791 -Good. -I'm gonna go pee. 608 00:36:42.875 --> 00:36:44.125 -Okay. -Okay? 609 00:36:44.208 --> 00:36:46.041 -Okay. -Okay. 610 00:36:46.125 --> 00:36:47.750 -Okay. -[exclaims] 611 00:36:48.333 --> 00:36:49.375 I'm okay! 612 00:36:50.708 --> 00:36:51.541 I'm okay. 613 00:36:53.541 --> 00:36:54.916 I'm okay. 614 00:36:56.500 --> 00:36:58.583 -Hi. [giggles] -[Noni] Uh-oh. 615 00:36:59.083 --> 00:37:00.375 What was your name again? 616 00:37:00.458 --> 00:37:01.666 -[man] Muneer. -Muneer. 617 00:37:01.750 --> 00:37:03.458 [Noni] The bathrooms are this way. 618 00:37:03.541 --> 00:37:05.333 [Dineo] Yes. But, friend, his name is Muneer. 619 00:37:05.416 --> 00:37:08.583 [Noni in Afrikaans] Don't mess with him. [in English] His girlfriend will kill you. 620 00:37:08.666 --> 00:37:10.458 [Dineo] I'm coming, Muneer! 621 00:37:10.541 --> 00:37:11.541 [Max] Watch it... 622 00:37:11.625 --> 00:37:14.416 [Noni] I'm sorry. Give me a second. I'm gonna get the light. 623 00:37:14.500 --> 00:37:15.708 Give me a second. Okay. 624 00:37:15.791 --> 00:37:18.416 -[Max] Lights. -[Noni] There we go. Sorry, sorry. 625 00:37:18.500 --> 00:37:19.666 [Dineo babbling] 626 00:37:19.750 --> 00:37:21.625 -[Noni] Sorry. -[Max] What song is that? 627 00:37:22.750 --> 00:37:24.625 -[Noni] I have no clue. -[Dineo exclaims] 628 00:37:24.708 --> 00:37:25.625 -[Noni] Okay. -I'm fine. 629 00:37:25.708 --> 00:37:27.166 Why are you making like I'm drunk? 630 00:37:27.250 --> 00:37:28.958 -No, you're not drunk. -[Noni] Not at all. 631 00:37:29.041 --> 00:37:31.416 -Not at all. -This is not the club. 632 00:37:31.500 --> 00:37:34.041 [Noni] It is. The VIP room is there, first door on your left. 633 00:37:34.125 --> 00:37:34.958 [Max] Yeah. 634 00:37:35.833 --> 00:37:37.791 -VIP. -[Noni] Yes, friend. 635 00:37:38.291 --> 00:37:39.833 -Are you coming? -Yes. 636 00:37:39.916 --> 00:37:41.083 -Are you coming? -Yes. 637 00:37:41.166 --> 00:37:43.666 -We're all coming. Yeah. -[Noni] We're all gonna be there. 638 00:37:43.750 --> 00:37:45.125 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. 639 00:37:45.625 --> 00:37:46.625 Mmm. 640 00:37:46.708 --> 00:37:48.083 -Where's my... Oh! -Yum. 641 00:37:48.166 --> 00:37:49.375 -Thank you. -That's nice. 642 00:37:50.166 --> 00:37:51.166 [Dineo] Bye! 643 00:37:51.708 --> 00:37:53.500 -[Noni whispers] It's a quiet club. -It's VIP! 644 00:37:53.583 --> 00:37:55.958 -[Noni] Shh, it's a quiet club. -[Dineo] Oh, quiet. 645 00:37:56.041 --> 00:37:58.833 -[Noni] Secret club. Shh. -[Dineo whispers] Secret club. 646 00:37:58.916 --> 00:38:00.291 [Max chuckles] 647 00:38:01.166 --> 00:38:02.250 Secret club. 648 00:38:02.333 --> 00:38:04.333 -Your friend is a lot. -Yeah. 649 00:38:04.416 --> 00:38:07.750 -Thanks for your help. -You know I accept sex as payment, right? 650 00:38:09.083 --> 00:38:10.541 You really need to get over this. 651 00:38:10.625 --> 00:38:13.791 Okay, listen. Look, I'm not a hit it and run type of guy. 652 00:38:13.875 --> 00:38:18.500 Besides, you're always at the bar, so maybe we could be friends, at least? 653 00:38:18.583 --> 00:38:21.708 Ah, you can't be friends with someone you've had sex with. 654 00:38:21.791 --> 00:38:23.625 What makes you so sure about that? 655 00:38:28.208 --> 00:38:32.416 -Mmm, yes. I like where this is going. -[both chuckle] 656 00:38:32.500 --> 00:38:34.541 -Experience. -Okay, wait. No. 657 00:38:34.625 --> 00:38:36.041 Experience? What experience? 658 00:38:38.625 --> 00:38:40.125 [Dineo] I wanna talk to the men. 659 00:38:41.291 --> 00:38:42.708 You men. 660 00:38:42.791 --> 00:38:44.708 ♪ Men, men, men ♪ 661 00:38:45.208 --> 00:38:47.875 We give you everything. 662 00:38:48.666 --> 00:38:52.583 Everything. We turn our lives upside down... 663 00:38:53.666 --> 00:38:54.666 mmm-hmm... 664 00:38:56.333 --> 00:38:58.250 inside out, and then... 665 00:39:00.458 --> 00:39:03.958 line:5% But why you don't love us, huh? 666 00:39:04.666 --> 00:39:07.291 line:5% Why you don't love Dineo? 667 00:39:08.666 --> 00:39:10.291 line:5% [slurred] You don't love us actually. 668 00:39:11.208 --> 00:39:15.125 line:5% [sobbing] It doesn't make sense. Why? 669 00:39:15.791 --> 00:39:18.416 line:5% Why, why, why you don't love us? 670 00:39:18.500 --> 00:39:19.625 line:5% Shit. 671 00:39:23.416 --> 00:39:25.041 I don't know what to do. 672 00:39:27.166 --> 00:39:28.000 Mmm. 673 00:39:30.416 --> 00:39:32.083 And then I'm alone. 674 00:39:40.083 --> 00:39:43.291 -[Noni] Wake up, wake up, wake up! -[Dineo whines] 675 00:39:43.375 --> 00:39:45.041 But it's too early for that. 676 00:39:45.125 --> 00:39:47.666 -Wake up. -Stop! It's too early. 677 00:39:47.750 --> 00:39:48.875 [in Sotho] Hey, woman. 678 00:39:48.958 --> 00:39:52.291 -[in English] It is 5:00 in the afternoon. -5:00 in the what? 679 00:39:52.375 --> 00:39:53.208 Yep. 680 00:39:53.291 --> 00:39:55.916 I don't remember sleeping until 5:00 in the afternoon. 681 00:39:56.000 --> 00:39:59.416 Mmm, making a man the center of the universe is very exhausting. 682 00:39:59.500 --> 00:40:02.083 But we're gonna take care of all of that tonight. 683 00:40:02.166 --> 00:40:04.041 Oh, no, no, no. It's Sunday. 684 00:40:04.125 --> 00:40:06.666 Exactly! For God loved the world so much, 685 00:40:06.750 --> 00:40:09.291 He gave us a chance to be hungover at work on Monday. 686 00:40:09.375 --> 00:40:10.375 [Dineo] No! 687 00:40:11.708 --> 00:40:12.875 No! 688 00:40:12.958 --> 00:40:15.750 Friend, it's gonna take a lot of make-up to fix that 689 00:40:15.833 --> 00:40:17.041 [in Zulu] hangover face. 690 00:40:17.125 --> 00:40:21.250 [in English] And by the way, that video you posted, it's getting a lot of likes. 691 00:40:21.333 --> 00:40:23.666 They're calling you "hashtag, Desperate Bae." 692 00:40:24.250 --> 00:40:25.708 -What video? -[sighs] 693 00:40:25.791 --> 00:40:29.333 [mock sobbing] "Why do guys hate us so much?" 694 00:40:29.416 --> 00:40:31.916 -Shit. -[sobbing] "Why?" 695 00:40:32.625 --> 00:40:34.000 -"Why?" -Go away! 696 00:40:34.625 --> 00:40:35.458 [door closes] 697 00:40:36.958 --> 00:40:38.458 Shit. [gasps] 698 00:40:38.958 --> 00:40:40.000 Oh, shit. 699 00:40:43.750 --> 00:40:45.750 ["Midnight Starring" playing] 700 00:40:50.375 --> 00:40:51.208 Noni. 701 00:40:51.875 --> 00:40:53.916 -Oh, yeah! -What's going-- 702 00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:55.625 -No, no, no. -Yeah! 703 00:40:55.708 --> 00:40:57.500 -No, friend. -Yes, friend. 704 00:41:01.916 --> 00:41:04.625 For me? Both for me? Are you trying to kill me? 705 00:41:06.625 --> 00:41:07.625 [Noni exclaims] 706 00:41:10.458 --> 00:41:11.666 [both exclaiming] 707 00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:17.791 [both cheering] 708 00:41:19.208 --> 00:41:21.125 -[Noni] Yes, queen! -Yes! 709 00:41:21.708 --> 00:41:23.416 -[Noni] Yes, queen! -Yeah, here you go. 710 00:41:23.500 --> 00:41:24.750 Oh, baby. 711 00:41:24.833 --> 00:41:26.791 ♪ Please call future baby ♪ 712 00:41:26.875 --> 00:41:28.791 ♪ Future maybe ♪ 713 00:41:28.875 --> 00:41:30.083 ♪ Future wife ♪ 714 00:41:30.166 --> 00:41:31.000 [in Sotho] You. 715 00:41:32.333 --> 00:41:34.958 [in English] {\an8}♪ Please call future baby ♪ 716 00:41:35.041 --> 00:41:36.166 [exclaiming] 717 00:41:36.250 --> 00:41:40.666 ♪ Yebo, yebo, yebo, yebo, yebo ♪ 718 00:41:40.750 --> 00:41:42.750 line:5% [both laughing] 719 00:41:44.250 --> 00:41:45.125 ♪ Yebo ♪ 720 00:41:45.208 --> 00:41:49.000 She's freshening up on her guy-jumping. Ayoyo. Fresh. 721 00:41:49.083 --> 00:41:51.791 [both] Whoo! 722 00:41:51.875 --> 00:41:52.791 [Dineo] Yeah! 723 00:41:55.083 --> 00:41:56.791 [upbeat music playing] 724 00:42:04.375 --> 00:42:08.000 It's three simple rules. One, do not give out your real phone number. 725 00:42:08.083 --> 00:42:09.708 Two, do not talk about exes. 726 00:42:09.791 --> 00:42:12.041 Three, don't have sex with a guy more than once, 727 00:42:12.125 --> 00:42:14.083 -otherwise it counts as a relationship. -Wait. 728 00:42:14.166 --> 00:42:16.541 -What if the sex is good? -There's always someone better. 729 00:42:16.625 --> 00:42:18.500 [Dineo chuckles] Okay. 730 00:42:19.333 --> 00:42:21.541 Hey, can we get a-- 731 00:42:21.625 --> 00:42:24.083 Hey. I know you from somewhere. 732 00:42:24.166 --> 00:42:26.041 No, sorry. Not interested. 733 00:42:26.125 --> 00:42:27.166 Uh-uh. 734 00:42:28.041 --> 00:42:30.625 Hey! So you guys wanna hang out, right? 735 00:42:31.291 --> 00:42:36.416 Okay. Well, we just want free drinks. So, I'm sure you guys have, like, uh... 736 00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:40.791 wives, girlfriends, boy toys maybe. 737 00:42:40.875 --> 00:42:43.958 So, how about we just have a good time together, 738 00:42:44.041 --> 00:42:46.541 and no one expects anything of anyone, okay? 739 00:42:46.625 --> 00:42:49.666 Okay. Okay, bartender, shots! 740 00:42:49.750 --> 00:42:51.833 No. No shots for me. Thank you. 741 00:42:51.916 --> 00:42:53.125 -Come on. -Yes. 742 00:42:53.708 --> 00:42:56.041 I didn't recognize you with the wig on. 743 00:42:56.666 --> 00:42:58.208 You're Desperate Bae. 744 00:42:58.791 --> 00:43:01.875 Uh, bartender! Bartender, all the shots this way. 745 00:43:01.958 --> 00:43:03.666 Thank you. Keep 'em coming. 746 00:43:03.750 --> 00:43:06.208 [in Tswana] No, divide. You must... No. 747 00:43:08.250 --> 00:43:10.250 -[all exclaiming] -[music continues] 748 00:43:21.541 --> 00:43:23.333 [man] Now we're just watching you guys. 749 00:43:35.958 --> 00:43:38.125 -[in Sotho] Baby, I want to go home. -No, keep dancing. 750 00:43:38.208 --> 00:43:39.750 I've found myself a boyfriend. 751 00:43:46.416 --> 00:43:47.416 [cork pops] 752 00:43:50.541 --> 00:43:53.666 [in English] I don't remember the last time I partied until the sun came up. 753 00:43:54.750 --> 00:43:56.083 It's beautiful. 754 00:43:56.166 --> 00:43:58.958 [Noni] Mmm, perfect time to see lions. 755 00:44:00.208 --> 00:44:01.333 Are you still high? 756 00:44:01.416 --> 00:44:04.250 [Noni chuckles] Sunrise. Reminds me of game drives. 757 00:44:04.333 --> 00:44:06.416 It's the perfect time to spot wild animals. 758 00:44:06.500 --> 00:44:07.583 [Dineo] I've never been. 759 00:44:08.791 --> 00:44:11.708 On a game drive? Who are you? 760 00:44:11.791 --> 00:44:15.083 -I'm not gonna go by myself. -You don't need a guy for that. 761 00:44:15.166 --> 00:44:16.375 [chuckles] 762 00:44:16.458 --> 00:44:19.458 Okay. So, wait. You want me... 763 00:44:20.041 --> 00:44:24.250 to check myself into a hotel by myself, and wander around the bushes by myself? 764 00:44:24.333 --> 00:44:25.958 [Noni] You're single now. 765 00:44:26.041 --> 00:44:28.791 Girl, you can do whatever the hell you wanna do. 766 00:44:31.416 --> 00:44:32.875 -I'm single now. -Yes. 767 00:44:33.750 --> 00:44:35.708 -I'm single now. -Yes! 768 00:44:36.541 --> 00:44:39.250 [shouting] I am single, you hear that? 769 00:44:39.333 --> 00:44:42.375 I am single! 770 00:44:42.458 --> 00:44:43.916 [both] Whoo! 771 00:44:45.208 --> 00:44:47.791 -Yeah! -[man] Hey! Shut up! 772 00:44:48.375 --> 00:44:49.583 You shut up! 773 00:44:49.666 --> 00:44:51.958 [man] I've got kids sleeping, man! 774 00:44:52.041 --> 00:44:55.666 -Oh, oh, so do I! So do I! -No, no, no. 775 00:44:55.750 --> 00:44:56.833 [in Sotho] No, man. 776 00:44:57.416 --> 00:45:00.250 [in English] They're just waiting for someone to fertilize them! 777 00:45:00.333 --> 00:45:01.833 -Didi, shh. -Shit. 778 00:45:02.375 --> 00:45:05.291 Stop making noise, crazy lady from 202. 779 00:45:06.416 --> 00:45:07.708 [hip-hop music playing] 780 00:45:07.791 --> 00:45:09.125 -Whoo! -Yeah! 781 00:45:10.500 --> 00:45:11.875 [Noni exclaiming] 782 00:45:15.166 --> 00:45:16.958 Oh, nasty! 783 00:45:17.458 --> 00:45:18.291 [crashing] 784 00:45:34.125 --> 00:45:36.000 This is not really my scene. 785 00:45:36.083 --> 00:45:36.916 Cheers. 786 00:45:37.541 --> 00:45:38.958 I'm going through a breakup. 787 00:45:39.875 --> 00:45:44.083 And my friend, my best friend Noni, she's trying to get me into casual sex. 788 00:45:45.041 --> 00:45:49.250 You know, I don't think I'm ready for casual sex, because sex with Lunga... 789 00:45:50.250 --> 00:45:52.250 [sobbing] Sex with Lunga was just so... 790 00:45:52.333 --> 00:45:53.875 [crying] 791 00:45:53.958 --> 00:45:56.000 It was so good. 792 00:45:56.958 --> 00:46:00.041 Like, it was... Like, it would... Like, if he did... 793 00:46:01.041 --> 00:46:03.375 And then like, I... I would feel... 794 00:46:04.958 --> 00:46:06.541 [whimpering] 795 00:46:08.458 --> 00:46:10.458 [melancholy piano music playing] 796 00:46:26.625 --> 00:46:28.208 [breathing heavily] 797 00:46:31.250 --> 00:46:32.375 [bottles clinking] 798 00:46:33.708 --> 00:46:35.625 [Max] Can I give you a hand with that? 799 00:46:35.708 --> 00:46:38.625 [Noni] I've managed to do it alone all my life. I'm good, thanks. 800 00:46:38.708 --> 00:46:40.041 -[grunts] -[glass shatters] 801 00:46:40.125 --> 00:46:41.041 [gasps] 802 00:46:41.833 --> 00:46:43.833 You girls have been partying hard. 803 00:46:43.916 --> 00:46:45.166 -[Noni sighs] -Mmm-hmm. 804 00:46:45.750 --> 00:46:47.208 -[grunts] -[bottles shatter] 805 00:46:47.791 --> 00:46:51.166 -Was there a point to you coming here? -Yeah, um... 806 00:46:52.083 --> 00:46:53.083 Here we go. 807 00:46:55.125 --> 00:46:57.000 Karaoke's really not my thing. 808 00:46:57.083 --> 00:46:59.375 Oh, so it's just not me. You just hate having fun. 809 00:46:59.458 --> 00:47:03.166 -Why are you still talking to me? -Well, I mean, you're funny. 810 00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:06.458 You don't give a shit what anyone thinks of you. 811 00:47:07.041 --> 00:47:10.041 You tip more than 10%, and even though you act tough, you... 812 00:47:10.708 --> 00:47:11.791 you're kind. 813 00:47:16.250 --> 00:47:18.708 You get 15 minutes out of this karaoke night. 814 00:47:18.791 --> 00:47:20.166 Use them wisely. 815 00:47:21.958 --> 00:47:23.041 Shut up. 816 00:47:27.208 --> 00:47:28.250 Yes! 817 00:47:28.333 --> 00:47:29.958 [Dineo groans] Oh, God. 818 00:47:30.541 --> 00:47:33.416 -[Pam] You shouldn't come to work drunk. -Nobody asked you, Pam. 819 00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:37.541 And the boss is not happy with all your social media posts. 820 00:47:38.375 --> 00:47:41.875 All this excessive partying reflects badly on the company. 821 00:47:41.958 --> 00:47:44.458 Thanks, but I'll take that under advisement, 822 00:47:44.541 --> 00:47:46.500 -Okay? -[Nick] So, yeah, this is my kingdom, 823 00:47:46.583 --> 00:47:49.375 as far as the eye can see. I'm like the white Mufasa. 824 00:47:49.458 --> 00:47:52.708 -Here she is, my social media slay queen. -Dineo... 825 00:47:52.791 --> 00:47:54.583 No, no, no. Not today, Nick. 826 00:47:54.666 --> 00:47:56.583 -Not today. -[Nick] Big doggy, meet Dineo. 827 00:47:56.666 --> 00:47:59.458 She's gonna take Fresh Protein to new heights. 828 00:48:00.291 --> 00:48:01.250 [gags] 829 00:48:01.333 --> 00:48:02.541 Are you okay? 830 00:48:03.750 --> 00:48:05.083 Mmm. [chuckles] 831 00:48:05.666 --> 00:48:06.916 [gags] 832 00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:08.583 [retching] 833 00:48:08.666 --> 00:48:09.625 [DJ Fresh] My shoes! 834 00:48:09.708 --> 00:48:11.250 [coughing] 835 00:48:12.333 --> 00:48:14.708 This is exactly what I meant by [in Zulu] "assholery." 836 00:48:15.291 --> 00:48:17.583 -[in English] What did you eat? -Pam. 837 00:48:18.208 --> 00:48:20.833 Get a mop and something to wipe Dineo's breakfast. 838 00:48:20.916 --> 00:48:23.333 And tell her I wanna see her in my office now! 839 00:48:23.416 --> 00:48:26.541 Well, after she's finished. Okay? 840 00:48:27.916 --> 00:48:29.500 [DJ Fresh] What is this? 841 00:48:31.333 --> 00:48:32.291 [sighs] 842 00:48:47.583 --> 00:48:48.500 Dineo? 843 00:48:56.166 --> 00:48:57.708 Hey, uh... 844 00:48:58.458 --> 00:49:00.000 [Noni] Hey! You forgot your keys. 845 00:49:00.708 --> 00:49:01.958 Ah. 846 00:49:02.583 --> 00:49:03.416 Shit. 847 00:49:03.958 --> 00:49:06.333 Friend! Why are you here? What's going on? 848 00:49:06.416 --> 00:49:07.500 -Why? -[Dineo] I... 849 00:49:07.583 --> 00:49:10.250 I got a warning for throwing up on DJ Fresh. 850 00:49:10.333 --> 00:49:11.416 Why... 851 00:49:12.208 --> 00:49:14.750 -Are you still his accountant? -It's a work thing. 852 00:49:16.333 --> 00:49:17.875 [Lunga] Yeah, I should, uh... 853 00:49:18.625 --> 00:49:19.791 I should go. 854 00:49:20.916 --> 00:49:21.750 Excuse me. 855 00:49:23.625 --> 00:49:25.041 Oh, wait. 856 00:49:25.541 --> 00:49:27.666 -What happened with Fresh? -Friend... 857 00:49:28.708 --> 00:49:30.166 [gasps] Wait. 858 00:49:31.166 --> 00:49:32.375 Wait, wait! 859 00:49:58.083 --> 00:49:59.250 Great. 860 00:50:00.083 --> 00:50:01.666 Back to square one, Dineo. 861 00:50:08.083 --> 00:50:11.583 ♪ Let us have a good time ♪ 862 00:50:11.666 --> 00:50:15.375 ♪ A good time Having a good time ♪ 863 00:50:15.958 --> 00:50:18.708 ♪ Get up off your feet ♪ 864 00:50:18.791 --> 00:50:22.166 ♪ Having a good time A good time... ♪ 865 00:50:22.250 --> 00:50:25.291 So, this is karaoke night? 866 00:50:26.375 --> 00:50:30.458 Okay. You know what? Let's just order in and stalk all our friends from varsity. 867 00:50:30.541 --> 00:50:32.250 -Let's go. -No, no, no. No. 868 00:50:33.750 --> 00:50:36.666 I'm... having sex tonight. 869 00:50:36.750 --> 00:50:39.750 -But your battery's dead. -With a person, Noni. 870 00:50:40.708 --> 00:50:42.250 [chuckles] I'm so proud of you. 871 00:50:43.375 --> 00:50:45.375 [women singing karaoke continues] 872 00:51:06.833 --> 00:51:08.708 -Hi. -Hey. 873 00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:11.625 Can I bum one? 874 00:51:12.166 --> 00:51:13.208 It's my last one. 875 00:51:14.333 --> 00:51:18.458 Right. I don't know why I asked you that. I don't even smoke, but... just... bye. 876 00:51:18.541 --> 00:51:19.375 Wait, wait. 877 00:51:19.958 --> 00:51:21.791 I think we need to start that again. 878 00:51:22.458 --> 00:51:23.625 I'm Timothy. 879 00:51:27.708 --> 00:51:28.541 Okay. 880 00:51:29.166 --> 00:51:30.000 [giggles] 881 00:51:30.583 --> 00:51:31.583 I'm Dineo. 882 00:51:32.250 --> 00:51:38.875 ♪ I love you so much, baby ♪ 883 00:51:38.958 --> 00:51:40.250 [crowd booing] 884 00:51:40.333 --> 00:51:44.291 ♪ I love you ♪ 885 00:51:44.375 --> 00:51:47.583 -[woman] Get off the stage! -[man] Or else kill yourself! 886 00:51:48.166 --> 00:51:55.041 ♪ I love you so much, baby ♪ 887 00:51:55.625 --> 00:51:57.333 -[feedback whines on mic] -♪ I... ♪ 888 00:51:57.416 --> 00:51:58.833 -[Noni] Whoa! -[Max] Hey, hey. 889 00:52:01.500 --> 00:52:03.208 -[Max] Hello. -[Noni] Hi. 890 00:52:04.166 --> 00:52:07.166 -Tell me you didn't just clean the toilet. -No. No, I didn't. 891 00:52:07.250 --> 00:52:08.916 [in Xhosa] Someone threw up here. 892 00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:11.375 [in English] Okay. Excuse me while I shower for a week. 893 00:52:11.458 --> 00:52:14.208 No, wait. You promised me 15 minutes. 894 00:52:14.291 --> 00:52:15.791 I've already been here for ten. 895 00:52:15.875 --> 00:52:18.583 -Well, I can do a lot in five. -[chuckles] 896 00:52:18.666 --> 00:52:20.166 Yeah. It's on. 897 00:52:20.250 --> 00:52:21.375 -What? -Yep. 898 00:52:22.333 --> 00:52:23.250 Phindi! 899 00:52:24.708 --> 00:52:28.708 [in Xhosa] Excuse me. May we pass? 900 00:52:29.666 --> 00:52:31.625 [in English] Uh-uh, I don't do the stage. 901 00:52:31.708 --> 00:52:33.875 [Max] What do you mean? You need to back me up. 902 00:52:33.958 --> 00:52:35.291 I'll back you up from here. 903 00:52:35.375 --> 00:52:37.625 -[in Xhosa] Really? -Really. 904 00:52:38.375 --> 00:52:40.083 -[in English] Backup, okay? -Okay. 905 00:52:40.916 --> 00:52:44.666 Okay. Yo. Hey! Yes! Thank you. Thank you so much. 906 00:52:44.750 --> 00:52:46.750 -Okay. -[scattered clapping] 907 00:52:48.541 --> 00:52:50.083 Okay, that was depressing. 908 00:52:50.166 --> 00:52:51.708 [crowd] Yeah. 909 00:52:51.791 --> 00:52:52.750 [woman] Yes. 910 00:52:56.166 --> 00:52:58.166 -[upbeat music playing] -[crowd cheering] 911 00:53:00.166 --> 00:53:01.833 [exclaiming] 912 00:53:05.500 --> 00:53:10.208 [singing in Zulu] 913 00:53:22.625 --> 00:53:23.500 Whoo! 914 00:53:23.583 --> 00:53:27.833 [Dineo] It was crazy seeing him again today. It was like we're strangers. 915 00:53:27.916 --> 00:53:30.208 -Although, we're not really strangers. -You've got-- 916 00:53:30.291 --> 00:53:32.000 To let it go. I know. 917 00:53:32.083 --> 00:53:34.416 I have to let it go. Who wants to be lied to? 918 00:53:34.500 --> 00:53:35.958 -Not me. -No, no, you've got-- 919 00:53:36.041 --> 00:53:37.416 A problem. 920 00:53:37.500 --> 00:53:39.375 -I have a problem, Tim. -No, no-- 921 00:53:39.458 --> 00:53:41.000 -I have a problem. -You've got-- 922 00:53:41.083 --> 00:53:42.666 What the... what the hell? 923 00:53:42.750 --> 00:53:45.000 -What the hell? -No, what the hell with you, pervert? 924 00:53:45.083 --> 00:53:47.000 [yelling] You've got guacamole on your chest! 925 00:53:47.083 --> 00:53:48.000 What? What? What? 926 00:53:48.083 --> 00:53:50.791 You've got guacamole on your chest. 927 00:53:50.875 --> 00:53:51.916 Bitch. 928 00:53:52.958 --> 00:53:56.291 Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry. Okay, look, I'm so sorry-- 929 00:53:56.375 --> 00:53:57.208 [Timothy] No! 930 00:53:59.583 --> 00:54:00.416 Fuck. 931 00:54:03.291 --> 00:54:05.791 [singing in Zulu] 932 00:54:09.041 --> 00:54:10.041 [crowd cheering] 933 00:54:11.125 --> 00:54:14.166 -Noni! Let's go. -[Noni] Wait... 934 00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:16.291 Wait. 935 00:54:16.375 --> 00:54:18.250 -[Dineo] Come on. Hurry. -What's going on? 936 00:54:18.333 --> 00:54:21.416 [Timothy] No wonder he dumped you. [in Afrikaans] He must be sick of you. 937 00:54:21.500 --> 00:54:24.625 [in English] He didn't dump me, wena. He married someone else. Big difference. 938 00:54:24.708 --> 00:54:26.666 Shame. You're gonna die alone. 939 00:54:26.750 --> 00:54:27.791 [Dineo gasps] 940 00:54:27.875 --> 00:54:30.041 -Let's go. -Your mother will die alone! 941 00:54:30.125 --> 00:54:31.000 Bitch! 942 00:54:31.083 --> 00:54:32.708 [in Sotho] Your mother is a bitch. 943 00:54:32.791 --> 00:54:34.333 [Dineo] No, let's go, Noni. 944 00:54:44.208 --> 00:54:45.416 [Noni] Hey, good morning. 945 00:54:45.500 --> 00:54:47.083 [in English] I've been thinking, friend. 946 00:54:47.166 --> 00:54:50.125 "Good morning, Noni. You look gorgeous today." Thank you. 947 00:54:50.208 --> 00:54:52.791 I think I'm done with this dating random guys thing. 948 00:54:52.875 --> 00:54:55.041 Every guy was random until you started dating them. 949 00:54:55.125 --> 00:54:57.375 That was different. I knew they were the right man. 950 00:54:57.458 --> 00:55:00.291 Hmm, until they started ghosting you. Or cheating on you. 951 00:55:00.791 --> 00:55:03.166 Or saying they're not ready for a relationship-- 952 00:55:03.250 --> 00:55:05.166 Okay, I get it. I get it. 953 00:55:05.250 --> 00:55:07.958 Noni, the point is I tried your way and I failed. 954 00:55:08.458 --> 00:55:11.500 So... So now I've downloaded an online dating app. 955 00:55:12.875 --> 00:55:15.833 -Friend, you hate those. -Just be happy for me, Noni. 956 00:55:15.916 --> 00:55:18.833 I'm trying, right? I'm putting myself out there. 957 00:55:18.916 --> 00:55:22.166 I think this is the only way I'm actually gonna get over Lunga. 958 00:55:22.250 --> 00:55:26.000 Okay. Hey, but easy on that left hook, Mayweather. 959 00:55:26.083 --> 00:55:28.708 You know what? Come, come, help me set up my profile. 960 00:55:28.791 --> 00:55:30.416 I'd rather dig my eyes out. 961 00:55:32.208 --> 00:55:34.750 What was happening between you and Max last night? 962 00:55:35.666 --> 00:55:37.916 Nothing. There's no me and Max anything. 963 00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:39.750 What do you mean, "nothing"? What do you-- 964 00:55:39.833 --> 00:55:42.666 Take a picture that accentuates your cheekbones. 965 00:55:42.750 --> 00:55:43.625 Huh? 966 00:55:43.708 --> 00:55:47.333 For your online dating profile. You should take a picture from that angle. 967 00:55:47.416 --> 00:55:48.916 Oh! Oh. 968 00:55:49.000 --> 00:55:50.208 -Okay. -And just... 969 00:55:50.291 --> 00:55:51.791 -[in Sotho] Take it on an angle. -Yeah. 970 00:55:52.666 --> 00:55:54.500 -[in English] Okay, come help me. -Uh-uh. 971 00:55:55.333 --> 00:55:56.291 Late for work. 972 00:55:59.833 --> 00:56:02.791 The editors will be done with the mock-ups by the end of week. 973 00:56:02.875 --> 00:56:05.583 [in Sotho] Now, that's the woman I know and love. 974 00:56:06.833 --> 00:56:10.000 [in English] Look, Nick, I know I've been distracted lately, but... 975 00:56:10.083 --> 00:56:11.291 [cell phone chimes] 976 00:56:14.875 --> 00:56:15.750 But? 977 00:56:18.541 --> 00:56:20.583 Uh, but I'm committed. 978 00:56:20.666 --> 00:56:23.041 I am committed to making this campaign work. 979 00:56:23.125 --> 00:56:25.458 And we'll be launching on all social media platforms 980 00:56:25.541 --> 00:56:27.541 as soon as DJ Fresh gives us the go-ahead. 981 00:56:27.625 --> 00:56:29.041 Yes! 982 00:56:29.125 --> 00:56:31.958 -You have secured the bag on this one. -[cell phone chimes] 983 00:56:32.041 --> 00:56:35.791 You are booked and busy. My slay queen, my slayer. 984 00:56:35.875 --> 00:56:37.666 -Slay me! -[exclaims] 985 00:56:39.166 --> 00:56:41.541 -Dineo. -I'm sorry. 986 00:56:42.333 --> 00:56:45.916 I mean, I'm just excited. I'm excited about this campaign. 987 00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:49.333 It's Fresh... This is DJ Fresh. He's... I mean, he's the dog. 988 00:56:49.416 --> 00:56:50.916 Right? Doggy dog. 989 00:56:51.000 --> 00:56:52.041 Whoo, whoo! 990 00:56:52.541 --> 00:56:54.625 You can't drop the ball on this, Dineo. 991 00:56:55.125 --> 00:56:56.500 You're the best I have. 992 00:56:57.125 --> 00:56:59.375 But mess up again and you're fired. 993 00:57:00.125 --> 00:57:04.041 DJ Fresh is only going to believe that you had a stomach bug once. 994 00:57:04.708 --> 00:57:09.375 Right. I promise no more distractions. I'm getting my life back together. 995 00:57:09.916 --> 00:57:12.125 Yes! [in Tswana] You're my home girl. 996 00:57:12.208 --> 00:57:13.166 [exclaims] 997 00:57:13.250 --> 00:57:14.166 [in English] Come on. 998 00:57:17.083 --> 00:57:18.041 [door closes] 999 00:57:25.208 --> 00:57:28.208 [Dineo] So, tell me about yourself. 1000 00:57:31.291 --> 00:57:32.250 [clears throat] 1001 00:57:36.708 --> 00:57:38.458 -[gargles] -[cell phone chimes] 1002 00:57:42.083 --> 00:57:43.500 Is your dad's name "Oliver"? 1003 00:57:43.583 --> 00:57:44.583 Mmm-mmm. 1004 00:57:45.458 --> 00:57:49.916 'Cause you gonna be all over this dick. 1005 00:57:52.625 --> 00:57:53.625 [cell phone chimes] 1006 00:58:02.291 --> 00:58:06.375 You know, Dineo's been on, like, 11 dates. And each of them has been an epic fail. 1007 00:58:06.458 --> 00:58:08.083 But every time she goes, 1008 00:58:08.166 --> 00:58:11.708 she believes that that guy could be the guy. 1009 00:58:11.791 --> 00:58:12.916 That's crazy, right? 1010 00:58:25.375 --> 00:58:26.833 [Noni] I have this policy. 1011 00:58:27.833 --> 00:58:30.708 I haven't slept with a guy more than once in a long time. 1012 00:58:30.791 --> 00:58:31.750 [in Xhosa] Okay? 1013 00:58:32.791 --> 00:58:35.708 [in English] I've been very clear about this with every man I've slept with, 1014 00:58:35.791 --> 00:58:38.041 and none of them have challenged me on it. 1015 00:58:39.083 --> 00:58:40.041 Except you. 1016 00:58:42.458 --> 00:58:43.750 [mouthing] 1017 00:58:46.083 --> 00:58:47.458 [in Xhosa] Continue, I'm listening. 1018 00:58:52.458 --> 00:58:53.958 -[slaps] -[man whimpers] 1019 00:59:02.208 --> 00:59:04.708 -[Max] You're really not going to help me? -[Noni laughs] 1020 00:59:04.791 --> 00:59:07.583 [in English] I wouldn't expect you to help with my clients' taxes, so no. 1021 00:59:07.666 --> 00:59:08.958 [Max] Well, I could. 1022 00:59:09.041 --> 00:59:12.958 Oh, please. I doubt whatever bartending course you did qualifies you. 1023 00:59:13.041 --> 00:59:15.208 [chuckles] I studied business and commercial law. 1024 00:59:15.833 --> 00:59:18.166 [in Xhosa] Look at you now. You think I'm hot. 1025 00:59:18.250 --> 00:59:20.583 [in English] Oh, please. So why are you mopping floors? 1026 00:59:21.500 --> 00:59:23.541 You see, law was my dad's thing... 1027 00:59:23.625 --> 00:59:26.041 [in Xhosa] so I finished the course and once I was done, 1028 00:59:26.125 --> 00:59:29.125 I traveled to Asia, the Caribbean, I taught English... 1029 00:59:29.208 --> 00:59:30.708 [in English] I tended bars. 1030 00:59:30.791 --> 00:59:33.333 Now that I'm back, I want to start my own nonprofit 1031 00:59:33.416 --> 00:59:35.791 aimed at sustainable development throughout the continent. 1032 00:59:35.875 --> 00:59:37.750 Your dad must be so proud. 1033 00:59:37.833 --> 00:59:40.666 [in Xhosa] My dad and I aren't on speaking terms, but I have faith. 1034 00:59:40.750 --> 00:59:43.291 [in English] Like my mom and I. Not because of anything specific. 1035 00:59:43.375 --> 00:59:45.458 We just literally have nothing in common. 1036 00:59:45.541 --> 00:59:46.541 [in Xhosa] Why don't you? 1037 00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:50.041 [in English] She did everything by the book, and I'm the family cautionary tale. 1038 00:59:50.666 --> 00:59:53.000 My dad, he'd kill to have a son like you. 1039 00:59:53.083 --> 00:59:56.708 Yeah, but when you're a woman, you know success isn't enough, right? 1040 00:59:56.791 --> 00:59:59.666 No, child, no ring, no happiness. 1041 01:00:02.458 --> 01:00:05.375 No child, no ring... 1042 01:00:07.791 --> 01:00:09.083 looks beautiful to me. 1043 01:00:13.791 --> 01:00:15.583 Fine. I will help you clean. 1044 01:00:15.666 --> 01:00:19.250 Yeah. Finally. Here you go, you're going to need that. 1045 01:00:19.333 --> 01:00:21.000 And you're going to need that. 1046 01:00:21.583 --> 01:00:23.458 Excuse you, I do not do mops. 1047 01:00:23.541 --> 01:00:26.625 And the last time I was on my knees was varsity, okay? 1048 01:00:26.708 --> 01:00:28.125 -[Max] Okay. -Cloth. 1049 01:00:28.208 --> 01:00:29.541 -[Max] Cloth. -Thank you. 1050 01:00:29.625 --> 01:00:31.375 [Max] There you have it. I'll take the mop. 1051 01:00:31.458 --> 01:00:32.458 [Noni] Welcome. Thank you. 1052 01:00:32.541 --> 01:00:34.000 [Max] Well, I thought... Okay. 1053 01:00:34.666 --> 01:00:37.666 -Is that what we're doing? -That's what's up. 1054 01:00:37.750 --> 01:00:39.750 [romantic song playing] 1055 01:00:39.833 --> 01:00:44.000 [in Zulu] ♪ Look at this situation How are we going to handle it? ♪ 1056 01:00:44.083 --> 01:00:46.708 ♪ My darling ♪ 1057 01:00:48.708 --> 01:00:51.166 ♪ It's yours and mine ♪ 1058 01:00:53.458 --> 01:00:57.083 ♪ I'm scared ♪ 1059 01:01:00.791 --> 01:01:01.875 [exhales] 1060 01:01:05.083 --> 01:01:07.291 -[Dineo] Where have you been? -[gasps] Shit. 1061 01:01:08.083 --> 01:01:10.250 Oh, you scared the bejesus out of me! 1062 01:01:11.083 --> 01:01:12.541 Why are you sitting in the dark? 1063 01:01:18.458 --> 01:01:19.291 Friend. 1064 01:01:20.083 --> 01:01:22.583 What happened? Hey, did he hurt you? 1065 01:01:22.666 --> 01:01:24.166 It was a threesome, Noni. 1066 01:01:26.083 --> 01:01:27.291 With another guy. 1067 01:01:27.833 --> 01:01:29.166 Oh, and he wasn't cute? 1068 01:01:29.250 --> 01:01:30.833 How is this not surprising you? 1069 01:01:31.375 --> 01:01:33.125 Threesomes are more common than you think. 1070 01:01:33.208 --> 01:01:35.875 I mean, I've been approached, like, what? Three times, 1071 01:01:35.958 --> 01:01:38.333 and usually by some older couple from Germany. 1072 01:01:38.416 --> 01:01:39.541 Well, they were black. 1073 01:01:40.083 --> 01:01:42.833 Well, black people are progressive too, man. Stay woke. 1074 01:01:42.916 --> 01:01:45.125 Is this what it really means to be single? 1075 01:01:45.625 --> 01:01:50.125 Really? Like, creeps, and threesomes, and God knows what? 1076 01:01:50.958 --> 01:01:51.875 Yep. 1077 01:01:52.500 --> 01:01:53.750 But it's also freedom. 1078 01:01:53.833 --> 01:01:56.958 Having a place of your own. Hanging out with your best friend. 1079 01:01:57.041 --> 01:01:59.083 How is... How is this enough for you? 1080 01:02:01.041 --> 01:02:02.500 Why isn't it enough for you? 1081 01:02:13.208 --> 01:02:14.541 I don't want to be single. 1082 01:02:19.958 --> 01:02:21.083 Come here. 1083 01:02:22.458 --> 01:02:23.625 [murmurs] I'm here. 1084 01:02:25.000 --> 01:02:26.500 [sighs] 1085 01:02:28.750 --> 01:02:30.083 Okay, fine. 1086 01:02:30.708 --> 01:02:31.916 I'll marry you. 1087 01:02:53.125 --> 01:02:54.250 [cell phone chimes] 1088 01:03:00.125 --> 01:03:00.958 Friend. 1089 01:03:03.791 --> 01:03:05.625 Will you come look at them with me? 1090 01:03:05.708 --> 01:03:06.750 Oh, what are you... 1091 01:03:07.541 --> 01:03:09.041 -Are these for you? -Yeah. 1092 01:03:09.125 --> 01:03:10.958 It's time to get my own place, right? 1093 01:03:11.041 --> 01:03:13.500 -Yeah, but, friend, last night-- -Yeah, I know. 1094 01:03:14.125 --> 01:03:17.541 I know, I think saying it out loud made me realize that you're right, friend. 1095 01:03:17.625 --> 01:03:19.500 You're right. I should get a place of my own. 1096 01:03:19.583 --> 01:03:22.875 And I need to start focusing at work before I get another warning. 1097 01:03:22.958 --> 01:03:26.166 -So, basically, I'm doing me now. -You sure? 1098 01:03:27.583 --> 01:03:28.416 No. 1099 01:03:29.541 --> 01:03:31.750 But at least we'll be single together, right? 1100 01:03:33.500 --> 01:03:34.583 -Right? -Yeah. 1101 01:03:34.666 --> 01:03:36.916 -I thought you'd be excited about this. -I am. 1102 01:03:37.000 --> 01:03:39.541 Hey! It's you and me forever, right? 1103 01:03:39.625 --> 01:03:41.583 -Forever. Forever. -Forever. 1104 01:03:41.666 --> 01:03:43.041 [both chuckle] 1105 01:03:44.333 --> 01:03:45.833 [Max] Perfect non-date. 1106 01:03:46.375 --> 01:03:48.291 -[Noni] Don't say it like that. -Like what? 1107 01:03:48.375 --> 01:03:49.666 Like it's a date. 1108 01:03:49.750 --> 01:03:53.125 No pressure. I already had sex with you. Goal achieved. 1109 01:03:53.208 --> 01:03:54.416 [gasps] 1110 01:03:54.500 --> 01:03:57.125 -You are so going down. -Oh, I am? 1111 01:03:59.416 --> 01:04:00.583 Your place or mine? 1112 01:04:01.708 --> 01:04:03.166 -Stop it. -[chuckles] 1113 01:04:04.500 --> 01:04:06.958 [mellow music playing] 1114 01:04:10.000 --> 01:04:13.833 That throw... No, that was not... That's... I get a second chance. 1115 01:04:20.791 --> 01:04:22.500 [laughs] 1116 01:04:25.541 --> 01:04:26.666 [pins crashing] 1117 01:04:27.250 --> 01:04:28.375 [blows] 1118 01:04:36.666 --> 01:04:38.625 [laughing] 1119 01:04:40.291 --> 01:04:42.291 [music continues] 1120 01:04:48.208 --> 01:04:49.416 [pins crashing] 1121 01:04:50.166 --> 01:04:51.250 [Max] Okay. 1122 01:04:55.750 --> 01:04:57.625 [exclaims] Whoo! 1123 01:05:06.875 --> 01:05:11.208 So, this apartment isn't big, but it's economical. 1124 01:05:11.291 --> 01:05:12.208 Like a shoe box. 1125 01:05:12.291 --> 01:05:14.125 line:5% You're supposed help, Noni. 1126 01:05:14.750 --> 01:05:16.541 line:5% Be helpful, Noni. 1127 01:05:16.625 --> 01:05:19.083 line:5% [realtor] If we go to the bedroom you'll find-- 1128 01:05:19.166 --> 01:05:21.750 line:5% Hey, sorry I'm late, I got caught... 1129 01:05:22.625 --> 01:05:24.375 -[Noni] Oh, shit. -Got caught up. 1130 01:05:25.500 --> 01:05:29.041 -I'll wait for you guys to finish. -[Dineo] No, no, no. No, no. 1131 01:05:33.083 --> 01:05:35.208 line:5% This... This is him, girls and boys. 1132 01:05:35.291 --> 01:05:39.166 This... This is the man who dates other women 1133 01:05:39.250 --> 01:05:41.125 while he's engaged to somebody else. 1134 01:05:41.208 --> 01:05:45.083 line:5% See, now everybody will get to see who you really are, Lunga. 1135 01:05:45.166 --> 01:05:47.083 line:5% -[Noni] It's still in selfie mode. -Hmm? 1136 01:05:51.583 --> 01:05:54.375 line:5% Right! Because I meant to do that. 1137 01:05:54.458 --> 01:05:58.000 line:5% Because he doesn't deserve to be on my social media. 1138 01:05:59.625 --> 01:06:01.750 -Shall we do the dramatic exit? -Yes. 1139 01:06:01.833 --> 01:06:02.666 Flick hair. 1140 01:06:06.541 --> 01:06:09.333 No, no, actually... Actually... 1141 01:06:09.416 --> 01:06:13.708 There's this one thing, this one thing I've been meaning to say to you. 1142 01:06:17.541 --> 01:06:18.541 [Noni exclaims] 1143 01:06:21.208 --> 01:06:22.250 It's gonna sting. 1144 01:06:23.708 --> 01:06:26.416 [woman] So, you're not getting the apartment? 1145 01:06:27.125 --> 01:06:29.083 -[door closes] -Shit. 1146 01:06:29.958 --> 01:06:31.875 [exhales heavily] Um... 1147 01:06:32.625 --> 01:06:34.833 -If I could show you the bedroom... -Yeah. 1148 01:06:34.916 --> 01:06:36.916 -Right this way. It's beautiful. -Let's go. 1149 01:06:38.666 --> 01:06:41.208 -Shh. -[Max whispering] Why? What's going-- 1150 01:06:41.916 --> 01:06:43.541 -Where is she? -She's sleeping. 1151 01:06:43.625 --> 01:06:44.916 -[Max] Sleeping? -Sleeping. 1152 01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:46.500 [Max] Finally, she's sleeping. 1153 01:06:50.958 --> 01:06:52.708 -[objects clattering] -[Max] Oh! 1154 01:06:52.791 --> 01:06:54.125 [clatters loudly] 1155 01:06:54.708 --> 01:06:55.541 Shh, shh. 1156 01:07:03.333 --> 01:07:05.083 -[objects clattering] -[Noni gasps] 1157 01:07:06.833 --> 01:07:08.458 [shushing] 1158 01:07:11.083 --> 01:07:12.958 [whispering indistinctly] 1159 01:07:19.583 --> 01:07:21.750 [TV blaring loudly] 1160 01:07:21.833 --> 01:07:24.541 [Noni] Shit, the remote. Where is it? 1161 01:07:25.708 --> 01:07:27.875 -[Max] Yeah, yeah, yeah. -[music playing on TV] 1162 01:07:27.958 --> 01:07:30.333 -[Max] Press the red button. -I'm trying. 1163 01:07:30.416 --> 01:07:32.750 -[Max] Press it. Okay. Cool, cool. -It's off. 1164 01:07:32.833 --> 01:07:35.083 -[door opens] -[Noni] Shit, she's up. Quick! Hide! 1165 01:07:40.166 --> 01:07:41.750 -Hey. -Hey. 1166 01:07:42.291 --> 01:07:44.125 -Hey. -What's up? Can't sleep? 1167 01:07:44.708 --> 01:07:47.250 Mmm, yeah. No, it's... 1168 01:07:47.333 --> 01:07:50.208 [stammers] Stupid work stuff's just stressing me out. 1169 01:07:50.916 --> 01:07:54.916 -Do you want me to come stay up with you? -No, no, no. No. 1170 01:07:55.541 --> 01:07:56.625 Uh... 1171 01:07:57.458 --> 01:07:59.250 I smoked a joint, babe. 1172 01:07:59.333 --> 01:08:01.833 Think I'm gonna be fine. [yawning] I'm gonna be fine. 1173 01:08:01.916 --> 01:08:03.250 -[Dineo] Yeah? -Mmm-hmm. 1174 01:08:03.333 --> 01:08:04.958 -Okay. -Okay, friend. 1175 01:08:05.541 --> 01:08:07.583 -Okay. Good night. -Good night, friend. 1176 01:08:13.291 --> 01:08:16.208 [whispers] She's gone, right? She's gone. We're going... 1177 01:08:28.333 --> 01:08:30.208 [doorbell rings] 1178 01:08:30.291 --> 01:08:33.416 -[Dineo] Hello, Mama. -Hello, my baby girl. 1179 01:08:33.500 --> 01:08:35.708 -[Noni] Come in, come in. -Thank you. 1180 01:08:35.791 --> 01:08:37.375 Hey, Mama V. 1181 01:08:38.000 --> 01:08:40.291 -Uh, Nolusi-- -Noni, Mama. 1182 01:08:40.375 --> 01:08:41.208 Okay. 1183 01:08:42.000 --> 01:08:45.541 Um, so, Mama, can I offer you some tea, coffee? 1184 01:08:45.625 --> 01:08:47.833 -[whispers] Blood? -Uh... 1185 01:08:47.916 --> 01:08:50.291 [in Sotho] Tea and coffee in this heat? 1186 01:08:50.375 --> 01:08:52.958 My baby, it's so hot outside. 1187 01:08:53.666 --> 01:08:55.541 [in English] You know, winters used to be longer. 1188 01:08:55.625 --> 01:08:56.458 [Dineo] Yeah. 1189 01:08:56.541 --> 01:08:57.500 [in Sotho] So tell me, 1190 01:08:57.583 --> 01:08:59.958 [in English] how long are you gonna be staying here this time? 1191 01:09:00.041 --> 01:09:03.208 Not too long. Not too long, Mama, I promise. 1192 01:09:03.291 --> 01:09:06.666 [in Sotho] And where is that boy you went on a date with? 1193 01:09:06.750 --> 01:09:08.541 [in English] Is he also staying in a commune? 1194 01:09:08.625 --> 01:09:11.000 You know it's just me and Noni who live here, right? 1195 01:09:11.083 --> 01:09:13.958 [in Sotho] Exactly. That's a commune. 1196 01:09:14.041 --> 01:09:16.000 [in English] Always such a pleasure to see you. 1197 01:09:16.083 --> 01:09:18.291 [in Sotho] Don't you have trays in this house? 1198 01:09:19.958 --> 01:09:20.833 [in English] Anyway... 1199 01:09:21.458 --> 01:09:22.958 [in Sotho] Mama, I've been thinking... 1200 01:09:23.041 --> 01:09:25.458 [in English] Maybe it's time I should get my own place. 1201 01:09:25.541 --> 01:09:27.500 -[exclaims] -[in Sotho] What's wrong, Mama? 1202 01:09:27.583 --> 01:09:29.041 [coughing] 1203 01:09:30.833 --> 01:09:32.500 What's wrong, Mama? 1204 01:09:32.583 --> 01:09:34.416 Dineo... Dineo... 1205 01:09:34.500 --> 01:09:36.083 [in Sotho] Do you want to kill me? 1206 01:09:36.708 --> 01:09:38.458 [in English] How many times have I told you 1207 01:09:38.541 --> 01:09:40.708 [in Sotho] men don't want women with their own homes? 1208 01:09:40.791 --> 01:09:42.958 [in English] Then they really aren't men, are they, Mama? 1209 01:09:43.041 --> 01:09:45.333 [in Sotho] Wow, look who's talking. 1210 01:09:45.416 --> 01:09:48.083 The unmarried one. 1211 01:09:48.583 --> 01:09:51.583 Look, you're not like her. 1212 01:09:51.666 --> 01:09:55.250 You still stand a chance to get out of this situation. 1213 01:09:56.083 --> 01:10:00.750 Mama... Mama, you've been alone for a long time, right? Look at yourself. 1214 01:10:00.833 --> 01:10:01.958 [in English] You're fine. 1215 01:10:02.041 --> 01:10:03.000 -Fine? -Yes. 1216 01:10:03.083 --> 01:10:04.083 -Fine? -Yes. 1217 01:10:04.166 --> 01:10:08.166 [in Sotho] I'm fine because of the hope that one day 1218 01:10:08.250 --> 01:10:13.458 you're going to get married and give me cute little grandkids. 1219 01:10:13.541 --> 01:10:16.333 -Cute grandkids? Uh-uh, Mama. -[Noni chuckles] 1220 01:10:16.416 --> 01:10:19.958 [in English] Hey, Mama V, you are way too young to be a grandmother. 1221 01:10:20.041 --> 01:10:22.500 [in Sotho] My goodness. [in English] Don't flatter me like that. 1222 01:10:22.583 --> 01:10:23.583 [Noni laughing] 1223 01:10:26.000 --> 01:10:28.208 [in Sotho] Let's talk about this, my child. 1224 01:10:28.291 --> 01:10:30.958 Just imagine a pretty lady like yourself 1225 01:10:31.041 --> 01:10:36.375 spending her life alone in her flat, staring at the walls. 1226 01:10:36.458 --> 01:10:37.625 Uh-uh, girl. 1227 01:10:38.208 --> 01:10:40.833 [in English] Find a good husband who's going to take care of you 1228 01:10:40.916 --> 01:10:44.708 [in Sotho] and you can buy your dream house together, you know? 1229 01:10:46.750 --> 01:10:47.583 [in English] Yes. 1230 01:10:48.291 --> 01:10:49.916 [in Sotho] Cheers to that. 1231 01:10:51.125 --> 01:10:52.375 Cheers. 1232 01:11:03.708 --> 01:11:05.083 [Lunga in English] Thank you. 1233 01:11:13.916 --> 01:11:15.791 Does your wife know that you're here? 1234 01:11:17.166 --> 01:11:18.166 No. 1235 01:11:18.875 --> 01:11:22.541 So, are you gonna... Are you gonna cheat on her with me? 1236 01:11:23.208 --> 01:11:24.333 That's up to you. 1237 01:11:25.125 --> 01:11:27.833 -[scoffs] -That was a joke. That was a joke. I'm... 1238 01:11:28.416 --> 01:11:29.916 That was a bad one. I'm sorry. 1239 01:11:32.833 --> 01:11:34.166 [clears throat] Um... 1240 01:11:36.333 --> 01:11:39.583 -I was gonna call you. It's just-- -You know... 1241 01:11:40.333 --> 01:11:44.166 I wanted to explain to you... I got divorced. 1242 01:11:48.208 --> 01:11:49.125 What? 1243 01:11:49.958 --> 01:11:51.625 Um, that's... 1244 01:11:52.916 --> 01:11:56.333 That's why I was flat-hunting. Too many memories at my place. 1245 01:11:56.916 --> 01:12:00.291 Of what? Of living with me while you were engaged to her, hmm? 1246 01:12:00.375 --> 01:12:02.833 Okay. Can we not just do this here? Can we not-- 1247 01:12:02.916 --> 01:12:04.333 No, no, no. 1248 01:12:04.416 --> 01:12:07.791 Actually, this is... This is perfect because you seem to forget 1249 01:12:07.875 --> 01:12:09.958 that I actually walked in on your bachelor party. 1250 01:12:10.041 --> 01:12:12.916 So I think this is fair, right? This is perfect, so... 1251 01:12:13.625 --> 01:12:14.541 [in Sotho] My goodness. 1252 01:12:14.625 --> 01:12:16.708 [in English] Lunga, what? You were on a roll. 1253 01:12:16.791 --> 01:12:18.750 You got divorced, and then what? 1254 01:12:18.833 --> 01:12:20.625 You have the floor. Everyone's listening. 1255 01:12:21.208 --> 01:12:22.666 Okay, I... I made a mistake. 1256 01:12:23.166 --> 01:12:24.291 Dineo, I want you. 1257 01:12:25.125 --> 01:12:26.333 That's why I'm here. 1258 01:12:26.416 --> 01:12:30.208 But I thought you said that we were just two people having... 1259 01:12:30.291 --> 01:12:31.208 What's the word? 1260 01:12:32.166 --> 01:12:34.541 "Fun." That's what you said, right? 1261 01:12:37.250 --> 01:12:40.166 No, I was wrong. And you were right. 1262 01:12:40.750 --> 01:12:42.333 You were right. I fell for you. 1263 01:12:42.958 --> 01:12:45.000 Hey, I fell for you. 1264 01:12:45.750 --> 01:12:47.708 That's why I didn't tell you the truth 1265 01:12:47.791 --> 01:12:50.250 and why I kept seeing you when I shouldn't have. 1266 01:12:54.208 --> 01:12:55.583 I am in love with you. 1267 01:12:55.666 --> 01:12:56.625 [sighs] 1268 01:13:04.291 --> 01:13:06.583 [woman in Sotho] Come to me, baby. You can be mine. 1269 01:13:06.666 --> 01:13:08.458 [clients laughing] 1270 01:13:14.750 --> 01:13:20.041 [in English] So Fresh Protein needs a new fresh social media strat, right? 1271 01:13:20.125 --> 01:13:22.291 To elevate the brand to the next level. 1272 01:13:22.375 --> 01:13:25.125 And this is why I introduce you to... 1273 01:13:26.666 --> 01:13:28.250 Fresh Chill Pills. 1274 01:13:28.333 --> 01:13:31.208 Weekly curated video content for your social media 1275 01:13:31.291 --> 01:13:35.250 that is a wrap-up of a week in your life, pumped by... 1276 01:13:35.958 --> 01:13:37.333 Wait for it. 1277 01:13:37.416 --> 01:13:39.500 Fresh Protein. Right? 1278 01:13:39.583 --> 01:13:43.958 It's like the pill that gets you pumped to get on the Fresh Protein. 1279 01:13:53.375 --> 01:13:55.958 -I love it. -Right. 1280 01:13:56.041 --> 01:13:57.416 [chuckling] 1281 01:13:58.416 --> 01:14:00.958 You need to get food poisoning more often. 1282 01:14:01.041 --> 01:14:03.583 No, no. Absolutely not. 1283 01:14:03.666 --> 01:14:05.916 My days of projectile vomiting are behind me. 1284 01:14:08.041 --> 01:14:09.708 [laughing] Great. Okay. 1285 01:14:10.583 --> 01:14:11.416 Uh... 1286 01:14:12.083 --> 01:14:14.583 Just excuse me for a second, ladies and gentleman. 1287 01:14:14.666 --> 01:14:15.500 Okay. 1288 01:14:20.416 --> 01:14:21.416 [door closes] 1289 01:14:31.416 --> 01:14:32.250 [grunts] 1290 01:14:33.791 --> 01:14:35.375 Oh, no, not again. 1291 01:14:35.458 --> 01:14:37.375 [balloons popping] 1292 01:14:49.125 --> 01:14:50.291 [balloon pops loudly] 1293 01:15:01.958 --> 01:15:04.416 -You need to leave me alone. -I can't do that. I love you. 1294 01:15:05.291 --> 01:15:06.833 -You love me? -I love you. 1295 01:15:07.666 --> 01:15:09.916 -Since when? -Dineo, look, I'm sorry. 1296 01:15:10.625 --> 01:15:12.250 I'm really sorry for what happened. 1297 01:15:12.333 --> 01:15:14.875 Gugu and I had an open relationship while she was-- 1298 01:15:14.958 --> 01:15:16.958 -[scoffs] -Listen. We did. 1299 01:15:17.041 --> 01:15:18.500 We tried to make it work, 1300 01:15:18.583 --> 01:15:21.250 but it's hard to give up on something you've built for seven years. 1301 01:15:21.333 --> 01:15:24.875 You know what? It's a great story. I just don't see where I come in. 1302 01:15:25.625 --> 01:15:26.625 Dineo, you... 1303 01:15:27.333 --> 01:15:29.666 You're the one that I'm meant to come home to. 1304 01:15:33.791 --> 01:15:35.791 [wistful music playing] 1305 01:15:45.791 --> 01:15:50.166 [in Sotho] ♪ Too late for sorry It's over, king ♪ 1306 01:15:50.250 --> 01:15:55.416 ♪ I tried to fix it But I end up coming back home alone ♪ 1307 01:15:55.541 --> 01:16:00.583 ♪ She says, "Too late for sorry" It's over, king ♪ 1308 01:16:00.666 --> 01:16:04.958 ♪ I tried to fix it But I end up coming back home alone ♪ 1309 01:16:05.041 --> 01:16:08.708 ♪ She says, "Too late for sorry" ♪ 1310 01:16:10.208 --> 01:16:11.250 Okay. 1311 01:16:14.958 --> 01:16:16.041 Mmm! 1312 01:16:16.833 --> 01:16:19.125 -Definitely works better with the silver. -Right? 1313 01:16:19.208 --> 01:16:21.458 Max's Vanilla Tequila is what I'm calling it. 1314 01:16:21.541 --> 01:16:23.041 It's gonna be fire. It's gonna be... 1315 01:16:23.125 --> 01:16:26.041 -That's such a shitty name. [chuckles] -That's not a shitty name. 1316 01:16:26.125 --> 01:16:28.083 I can't believe I let you see me naked. 1317 01:16:29.083 --> 01:16:30.875 [Max] It was glorious. Absolutely... 1318 01:16:31.333 --> 01:16:33.041 -Mmm-hmm. -[Max] l love it. 1319 01:16:33.125 --> 01:16:34.125 [Dineo clears throat] 1320 01:16:35.666 --> 01:16:38.541 So you're the one who's been creeping in and out of our flat. 1321 01:16:38.625 --> 01:16:41.208 -No. No, no. -No, no, no. Please, no. 1322 01:16:41.291 --> 01:16:43.750 -She was helping to check my tonsils. -Yes. What? 1323 01:16:43.833 --> 01:16:46.458 Yeah, I mean, your tongue is so long and beautiful, 1324 01:16:46.541 --> 01:16:48.291 -and I love it. Technically-- -Stop talking. 1325 01:16:48.375 --> 01:16:50.541 She's your friend. She deserves to know the truth. 1326 01:16:50.625 --> 01:16:54.083 -Your friend is gone. -Dineo! Didi! No, wait, Didi. 1327 01:16:55.208 --> 01:16:56.208 Didi. 1328 01:16:56.916 --> 01:17:00.541 Babe, don't make me run in heels. You know I don't know how. 1329 01:17:00.625 --> 01:17:03.208 -Come on. -Noni, why wouldn't you tell me about him? 1330 01:17:03.875 --> 01:17:05.875 I didn't want you to feel bad, you know. 1331 01:17:05.958 --> 01:17:08.500 -'Cause you're... -What? 1332 01:17:08.583 --> 01:17:10.916 -What? Because I'm what? -'Cause you're single. 1333 01:17:11.875 --> 01:17:12.833 Wow! 1334 01:17:12.916 --> 01:17:16.458 There it is. Know what you've become? Those "couple" women you hate. 1335 01:17:16.541 --> 01:17:18.750 What? We aren't even a couple! We're just... 1336 01:17:18.833 --> 01:17:20.916 -I like him-- -Me and Lunga had ice cream. 1337 01:17:21.000 --> 01:17:22.708 He's getting divorced and wants me back. 1338 01:17:22.791 --> 01:17:25.333 -And you said no? -Yeah, I said no. 1339 01:17:26.416 --> 01:17:27.750 Because you wanted to. 1340 01:17:30.000 --> 01:17:31.833 Noni, what if he's the one? 1341 01:17:31.916 --> 01:17:34.833 What if? You know, love is complicated, right? 1342 01:17:34.916 --> 01:17:37.625 [scoffs] Grow up. He's not the one. 1343 01:17:37.708 --> 01:17:39.208 -Why are you doing this? -Because... 1344 01:17:39.291 --> 01:17:41.916 Because if you're with Max, then I really am alone. 1345 01:17:42.958 --> 01:17:45.083 I'm not "with Max." 1346 01:17:45.166 --> 01:17:46.125 [sighs] 1347 01:17:46.666 --> 01:17:48.833 Noni, you've slept with him more than once. 1348 01:17:50.000 --> 01:17:53.041 In your own words, that's a relationship. 1349 01:17:56.916 --> 01:17:58.125 [mouthing] 1350 01:18:03.666 --> 01:18:05.666 [pop song playing] 1351 01:18:13.458 --> 01:18:17.666 ♪ Down by the river I took a walk ♪ 1352 01:18:17.750 --> 01:18:22.541 ♪ I met a boy with charisma He took my hand ♪ 1353 01:18:22.625 --> 01:18:26.458 ♪ And looked so deeply Straight into my eyes ♪ 1354 01:18:26.541 --> 01:18:30.583 ♪ Said he's gonna show me paradise ♪ 1355 01:18:33.750 --> 01:18:38.875 ♪ I can't believe I almost missed out on you ♪ 1356 01:18:38.958 --> 01:18:39.791 [phone chimes] 1357 01:18:39.875 --> 01:18:43.291 ♪ Just 'cause your love was something Different and new ♪ 1358 01:18:43.375 --> 01:18:47.708 [in Swati] ♪ I've never met line:5% Someone like you ♪ 1359 01:18:47.791 --> 01:18:51.916 line:5% ♪ I'm in love with you I love you deeply♪ 1360 01:18:52.000 --> 01:18:55.500 ♪ With you, I am complete My love... ♪ 1361 01:18:58.833 --> 01:19:04.958 [in English] ♪ I love you so much, baby ♪ 1362 01:19:05.041 --> 01:19:08.208 ♪ I love you ♪ 1363 01:19:09.166 --> 01:19:12.666 Every fucking karaoke night with this "I love you, baby" shit, right? 1364 01:19:12.750 --> 01:19:14.666 [chuckles] 1365 01:19:14.750 --> 01:19:17.000 Guys, look, I'm really sorry that we had to do this here. 1366 01:19:17.083 --> 01:19:18.791 It was too late for me to get the night off. 1367 01:19:18.875 --> 01:19:21.833 No, no, no. It's fine, Max. It's fine. 1368 01:19:21.916 --> 01:19:25.833 At least this way, we get to just drink and walk back to the flat, right? 1369 01:19:25.916 --> 01:19:30.583 And hopefully there won't be, like, a road block on the way. 1370 01:19:30.666 --> 01:19:32.250 [chuckles] To the... 1371 01:19:32.875 --> 01:19:34.041 [chuckles] 1372 01:19:40.666 --> 01:19:41.500 [Dineo clears throat] 1373 01:19:46.500 --> 01:19:49.666 Yes, drinks. Yo, hey. [chuckles] 1374 01:19:49.750 --> 01:19:50.750 There you go. 1375 01:19:50.833 --> 01:19:52.250 Thank you. 1376 01:19:56.333 --> 01:19:57.583 Wait, wait, wait. 1377 01:19:57.666 --> 01:20:00.208 [in Xhosa] Listen, bring a lot of alcohol, okay? 1378 01:20:00.291 --> 01:20:02.041 [in English] Okay, great, great. 1379 01:20:02.125 --> 01:20:04.333 -I want to make a toast. -[Max] A toast? 1380 01:20:04.416 --> 01:20:05.583 -Yeah. -[Max] Yes. 1381 01:20:05.666 --> 01:20:07.958 [Dineo] Uh, to second chances... 1382 01:20:08.625 --> 01:20:11.750 and new beginnings. And our first double date. 1383 01:20:11.833 --> 01:20:14.250 -[Max] Hey. There. -Cheers to that. 1384 01:20:15.666 --> 01:20:16.666 Ouch. 1385 01:20:17.375 --> 01:20:19.458 And I want to make a toast to you, Dineo. 1386 01:20:21.083 --> 01:20:22.208 I know I don't deserve you-- 1387 01:20:22.291 --> 01:20:23.541 [scoffs] 1388 01:20:26.416 --> 01:20:29.000 Um, but thank you for loving me anyway. 1389 01:20:29.083 --> 01:20:30.958 And for bringing us all together. 1390 01:20:31.958 --> 01:20:35.291 And, Noni, thank you for agreeing to this. 1391 01:20:37.291 --> 01:20:39.666 [Max] You know what? If Dineo's happy, Noni's happy. 1392 01:20:39.750 --> 01:20:41.125 You don't need to speak for me. 1393 01:20:41.208 --> 01:20:42.958 Then maybe you should say something. 1394 01:20:43.041 --> 01:20:44.916 [Noni] Oh, thank you. 1395 01:20:45.708 --> 01:20:47.541 How could you not tell her you were engaged? 1396 01:20:47.625 --> 01:20:48.708 -Noni. -[coughs] 1397 01:20:48.791 --> 01:20:50.583 I meant what happened in soccer this weekend. 1398 01:20:50.666 --> 01:20:52.208 That's between us two. 1399 01:20:52.291 --> 01:20:54.958 Are you pro-Israel or pro-Palestine? You know, mild topics. 1400 01:20:55.041 --> 01:20:58.125 But it wasn't between you two when you married someone else. 1401 01:20:58.208 --> 01:21:01.708 And it wasn't between you two when I had to pick her up off the floor 1402 01:21:01.791 --> 01:21:04.166 because she was so drunk and her heart broken over you. 1403 01:21:04.250 --> 01:21:05.625 Why'd you have to say that? 1404 01:21:06.208 --> 01:21:07.375 [patrons applauding] 1405 01:21:07.458 --> 01:21:10.125 Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. 1406 01:21:13.541 --> 01:21:15.125 I think we should go up next. 1407 01:21:15.208 --> 01:21:16.750 You know I don't do the stage. 1408 01:21:16.833 --> 01:21:19.000 We'll go. We'll go. 1409 01:21:19.083 --> 01:21:20.666 -[Max] Yes? -Yes, let's go, let's go. 1410 01:21:20.750 --> 01:21:23.291 -[Max] Yeah. Yeah. -[Lunga] Yeah, okay. 1411 01:21:23.375 --> 01:21:24.458 Couple goals. 1412 01:21:27.791 --> 01:21:28.958 [Noni] Whose side are you on? 1413 01:21:29.041 --> 01:21:30.458 I'm on your side, of course. 1414 01:21:30.541 --> 01:21:33.166 But if you go on like this, you'll lose your friend. 1415 01:21:33.250 --> 01:21:34.833 Oh. [chuckles] 1416 01:21:34.916 --> 01:21:36.500 Cheaters always stick together. 1417 01:21:36.583 --> 01:21:39.333 -Okay, I am not Lunga. -You're all Lunga. [clicks tongue] 1418 01:21:39.416 --> 01:21:41.083 What are you even saying? What? 1419 01:21:43.083 --> 01:21:44.791 What is happening? 1420 01:21:51.708 --> 01:21:53.458 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 1421 01:21:54.625 --> 01:21:56.291 Are you kidding me? 1422 01:21:57.208 --> 01:21:58.208 [Dineo] Noni! 1423 01:21:58.791 --> 01:22:01.833 [in Sotho] No, man. Noni, wait! 1424 01:22:02.458 --> 01:22:05.333 [in English] Noni, Noni, wait, wait, wait. Nondumiso. 1425 01:22:05.416 --> 01:22:06.375 [in Sotho] What's wrong? 1426 01:22:06.458 --> 01:22:08.458 [in English] You were supposed to give him a chance. 1427 01:22:08.541 --> 01:22:11.333 -[Noni] I don't trust him. -But he makes me happy. 1428 01:22:11.416 --> 01:22:12.958 No, he makes you feel less alone. 1429 01:22:13.041 --> 01:22:14.916 Okay. What's wrong with that, huh? 1430 01:22:15.000 --> 01:22:16.000 [scoffs] 1431 01:22:16.708 --> 01:22:19.083 You're stuck in a fairy tale. 1432 01:22:19.166 --> 01:22:21.250 These guys don't love you, okay? 1433 01:22:21.333 --> 01:22:24.250 They use you and then they throw you away, and you let them. 1434 01:22:24.333 --> 01:22:26.166 That sounds more like you than me, but okay. 1435 01:22:26.250 --> 01:22:28.416 [scoffs] Please. No one uses me. 1436 01:22:28.500 --> 01:22:30.916 Really? You? You? 1437 01:22:31.000 --> 01:22:33.125 You getting drunk and hooking up 1438 01:22:33.208 --> 01:22:35.958 with every Tommy, Doomy and Harry that you meet? 1439 01:22:36.541 --> 01:22:39.708 Friend, you're not going to be young and beautiful forever. 1440 01:22:39.791 --> 01:22:42.416 And then what? What will you be left with, hmm? 1441 01:22:42.500 --> 01:22:44.875 My self-respect. For not settling for trash. 1442 01:22:44.958 --> 01:22:46.125 How can you call it "respect" 1443 01:22:46.208 --> 01:22:48.833 when the only difference is you don't get paid for it? 1444 01:22:52.208 --> 01:22:53.708 Noni, that didn't... 1445 01:22:55.416 --> 01:22:57.375 I... [sighs] Friend, I didn't mean that. 1446 01:22:59.125 --> 01:23:00.833 [Noni] Do what you always do, okay? 1447 01:23:00.916 --> 01:23:03.166 Take your things. Move in with him. 1448 01:23:03.958 --> 01:23:08.458 But this time... don't come back, because now I'm done. 1449 01:23:17.208 --> 01:23:18.750 [Dineo] Noni... 1450 01:23:40.666 --> 01:23:41.916 [softly] Noni... 1451 01:23:49.666 --> 01:23:50.666 [door locks] 1452 01:23:58.166 --> 01:23:59.375 It's gonna be okay. 1453 01:24:00.541 --> 01:24:03.958 -Are you sure it's okay if I stay here? -Yeah. Come here. 1454 01:24:07.583 --> 01:24:10.833 Look, I don't want you to ever leave again. Okay? 1455 01:24:11.916 --> 01:24:13.000 Come here. 1456 01:24:16.500 --> 01:24:19.625 [pop song playing on radio] 1457 01:24:25.958 --> 01:24:28.208 -[in Xhosa] ♪ Just hold me, hold me ♪ -[inaudible] 1458 01:24:28.291 --> 01:24:30.291 ♪ Just touch me, touch me ♪ 1459 01:24:30.375 --> 01:24:34.583 ♪ Just kiss me ♪ 1460 01:24:34.666 --> 01:24:37.375 ♪ Just hold me, hold me ♪ 1461 01:24:37.458 --> 01:24:39.375 ♪ Just touch me, touch me ♪ 1462 01:24:39.458 --> 01:24:43.666 ♪ Just kiss me ♪ 1463 01:24:43.750 --> 01:24:48.916 [in English] ♪ Taking me higher Higher than the day ♪ 1464 01:24:51.833 --> 01:24:58.375 ♪ You're taking me higher Higher than the day ♪ 1465 01:24:58.458 --> 01:25:01.625 -[inaudible] -[pop song continues] 1466 01:25:22.291 --> 01:25:23.958 Have you ever cheated? 1467 01:25:26.208 --> 01:25:28.041 Yeah, once in varsity. 1468 01:25:28.833 --> 01:25:30.708 -It was a hectic exam. -[chuckles] 1469 01:25:33.166 --> 01:25:36.458 Yeah, we had been dating for, like, a few months. 1470 01:25:38.291 --> 01:25:39.125 Why? 1471 01:25:40.458 --> 01:25:42.166 We were young and stupid. 1472 01:25:42.875 --> 01:25:43.875 And, to be fair, 1473 01:25:43.958 --> 01:25:45.250 [in Xhosa] she cheated first. 1474 01:25:48.791 --> 01:25:50.000 [sighs] 1475 01:25:52.500 --> 01:25:54.375 [in English] Is that what happened to you? 1476 01:26:06.208 --> 01:26:07.291 Wait... 1477 01:26:15.958 --> 01:26:17.666 It's almost morning. 1478 01:26:17.750 --> 01:26:19.416 [in Xhosa] What does that mean? 1479 01:26:19.500 --> 01:26:20.625 [in English] Get out. 1480 01:26:21.208 --> 01:26:22.208 [in Xhosa] What? 1481 01:26:22.291 --> 01:26:24.000 -[in English] What happened? -Just go. 1482 01:26:46.833 --> 01:26:49.208 [Lunga] No, I can only do tonight, that's the thing. 1483 01:26:50.708 --> 01:26:52.541 No, you don't have to do that. 1484 01:26:54.041 --> 01:26:56.833 Okay, fine. Fine. Um... look. 1485 01:26:56.916 --> 01:27:00.958 I'll meet you at the Silver Star Hotel at 8:00. How's that? 1486 01:27:01.041 --> 01:27:02.625 Let me call you back. 1487 01:27:03.875 --> 01:27:05.208 -Hey. -[nervously] Hey, baby. 1488 01:27:05.291 --> 01:27:07.708 You...You're back early. How... are you? 1489 01:27:07.791 --> 01:27:09.166 You... You good? 1490 01:27:09.250 --> 01:27:10.625 Yeah. Traffic wasn't bad. 1491 01:27:11.166 --> 01:27:12.458 Who was that? 1492 01:27:12.541 --> 01:27:17.875 Uh, work. You know me. I work, work... I just work. 1493 01:27:17.958 --> 01:27:20.708 They want me to meet some new client tonight. 1494 01:27:20.791 --> 01:27:22.875 -So I have to do that. I know... -Tonight? 1495 01:27:22.958 --> 01:27:25.083 -Yeah. -Can't it wait until the morning? 1496 01:27:25.166 --> 01:27:28.625 No, baby, 'cause tomorrow morning is your birthday. 1497 01:27:28.708 --> 01:27:30.791 And the rest of the day is your birthday as well. 1498 01:27:30.875 --> 01:27:34.166 I don't want to work on your birthday. [stammers] I'm... I'm not gonna. 1499 01:27:34.250 --> 01:27:35.958 Are you hungry? Did you eat? 1500 01:27:36.041 --> 01:27:37.875 I'm hungry. I could eat. You look beautiful. 1501 01:27:37.958 --> 01:27:39.541 I'm gonna make some food, okay? 1502 01:27:51.000 --> 01:27:52.166 [exhales] 1503 01:28:23.416 --> 01:28:25.041 [line ringing] 1504 01:28:26.166 --> 01:28:28.291 [cell phone ringing] 1505 01:28:30.458 --> 01:28:32.375 -Hello? -[Dineo] Hey. 1506 01:28:33.541 --> 01:28:34.916 Hey. 1507 01:28:36.166 --> 01:28:37.291 It's happening again. 1508 01:28:38.500 --> 01:28:41.583 I'm at this hotel 'cause Lunga has this meeting, 1509 01:28:41.666 --> 01:28:43.500 and I'm just sitting at this lobby and... 1510 01:28:44.333 --> 01:28:45.500 [Noni] Which hotel? 1511 01:28:46.875 --> 01:28:48.375 Which hotel? 1512 01:28:50.000 --> 01:28:51.166 His parents? 1513 01:28:51.750 --> 01:28:52.625 What? 1514 01:28:53.333 --> 01:28:57.750 Uh, his parents. I recognize them from the photos, but... 1515 01:28:59.458 --> 01:29:01.291 Why wouldn't he tell me his parents are here? 1516 01:29:04.458 --> 01:29:07.083 Oh, they're here for your surprise party. 1517 01:29:08.500 --> 01:29:11.500 What... what... what surprise? For me? 1518 01:29:11.583 --> 01:29:12.958 [gasps] 1519 01:29:13.041 --> 01:29:16.291 Baby. Honey, this is amazing. 1520 01:29:16.375 --> 01:29:18.666 You don't call him "honey." 1521 01:29:19.333 --> 01:29:21.625 [squeals and giggles] 1522 01:29:21.708 --> 01:29:23.083 Why are you dancing? 1523 01:29:23.166 --> 01:29:26.458 [gasps] What? This is for me? 1524 01:29:26.541 --> 01:29:27.625 [chuckles] For me? 1525 01:29:27.708 --> 01:29:30.208 This is just amazing. 1526 01:29:30.291 --> 01:29:31.708 What is this? 1527 01:29:32.583 --> 01:29:35.500 Oh, my God, you guys. This is... 1528 01:29:35.583 --> 01:29:38.708 [crying] 1529 01:29:49.416 --> 01:29:50.375 Okay. 1530 01:29:50.458 --> 01:29:51.916 [Lunga] Keep following. Almost there. 1531 01:29:52.000 --> 01:29:54.583 -[Dineo] I'm fine. Okay. Okay. -You're good, you're good. 1532 01:29:55.208 --> 01:29:57.791 -What's happening? [chuckles] -There you go. 1533 01:30:01.791 --> 01:30:04.500 [all] Surprise! 1534 01:30:04.583 --> 01:30:06.375 [Dineo] Oh, my goodness! Wow! 1535 01:30:07.000 --> 01:30:09.375 -[Lunga] Happy birthday, baby. -I'm so surprised. 1536 01:30:10.125 --> 01:30:11.583 [in Sotho] Mom, Dad, 1537 01:30:11.666 --> 01:30:13.500 [in English] this is Dineo. 1538 01:30:13.583 --> 01:30:15.000 -Hello, Dineo. -Uh... 1539 01:30:15.083 --> 01:30:17.333 Hello, Mama. Nice to meet you. 1540 01:30:18.666 --> 01:30:20.833 You, too. So nice to meet you. 1541 01:30:22.041 --> 01:30:24.250 -[gasps] Mama. -Yes, my baby. 1542 01:30:24.333 --> 01:30:25.916 [both laughing] 1543 01:30:26.000 --> 01:30:27.750 You know what? You are so lucky 1544 01:30:27.833 --> 01:30:29.125 [in Sotho] to have a man like him. 1545 01:30:29.208 --> 01:30:30.708 [in English] My future son-in-law. 1546 01:30:30.791 --> 01:30:33.583 [in Sotho] Oh, my goodness. You know, he does things in style. 1547 01:30:33.666 --> 01:30:36.416 [in English] Let me just go check on something with the manager quickly. 1548 01:30:36.500 --> 01:30:37.875 Okay. [chuckles] 1549 01:30:38.708 --> 01:30:41.375 I'm so glad, Duri, you are back together again. 1550 01:30:41.458 --> 01:30:43.041 -You found each other again. -Mmm. 1551 01:30:43.125 --> 01:30:46.500 Now you can buy that big house ya lona, the dream house. Together. 1552 01:30:46.583 --> 01:30:48.291 -Together? -Yes. 1553 01:30:48.375 --> 01:30:50.958 This man is going to look after you, my child. 1554 01:30:51.041 --> 01:30:52.500 [in Sotho] He's not like your father. 1555 01:30:52.583 --> 01:30:54.708 -He's committed, and I can tell. -Ah, Mama. 1556 01:30:54.791 --> 01:30:56.583 [chuckles] Um... 1557 01:30:56.666 --> 01:30:58.791 [in English] A few of Lunga's friends want to meet Didi, 1558 01:30:58.875 --> 01:31:00.750 so I'm gonna steal her for a few minutes. 1559 01:31:00.833 --> 01:31:02.291 Yes. 1560 01:31:03.333 --> 01:31:04.416 Right. 1561 01:31:06.875 --> 01:31:09.958 -[Dineo] But who are all these people? -I have no idea. 1562 01:31:12.291 --> 01:31:14.500 [Dineo] I'm actually surprised you came. 1563 01:31:14.583 --> 01:31:17.416 Well, someone has to keep you sane around your mother. 1564 01:31:17.500 --> 01:31:19.375 -Yeah. -You look like a Stepford wife. 1565 01:31:19.458 --> 01:31:20.375 [laughs] 1566 01:31:24.041 --> 01:31:25.875 Noni, I'm so sorry. 1567 01:31:26.375 --> 01:31:28.291 -Friend-- -[glass clinking] 1568 01:31:29.916 --> 01:31:32.625 Dineo, baby, can you please come stand here next to me? 1569 01:31:34.500 --> 01:31:35.791 [stammers] Okay. 1570 01:31:40.416 --> 01:31:41.916 [Lunga] Yeah, Dineo, come. 1571 01:31:45.625 --> 01:31:48.083 -[Dineo] What is happening? -Um... 1572 01:31:49.000 --> 01:31:53.291 Firstly, I, uh... I want to thank you all for joining us here today. Um... 1573 01:31:54.291 --> 01:31:57.291 Dineo and I have been through a lot as a couple. 1574 01:31:57.375 --> 01:32:00.833 And having you all here to celebrate with us today means so much. 1575 01:32:02.416 --> 01:32:03.916 We've, uh... 1576 01:32:04.000 --> 01:32:07.125 -Yeah, we've had a few bumps on the road. -[all chuckling] 1577 01:32:08.750 --> 01:32:10.625 Yeah, so, um... 1578 01:32:12.000 --> 01:32:16.208 Right now I just want to make sure that we we never lose each other again. 1579 01:32:18.666 --> 01:32:22.625 Oh, shit. Everyone take out your phones, 'cause if we miss this, she'll kill us. 1580 01:32:22.708 --> 01:32:23.708 [in Sotho] Oh, my child. 1581 01:32:24.583 --> 01:32:26.000 [camera shutters clicking] 1582 01:32:26.083 --> 01:32:27.708 [in English] Dineo Mudau. 1583 01:32:28.958 --> 01:32:31.416 You fight for love even when it seems impossible. 1584 01:32:32.541 --> 01:32:35.208 You take care of me. You make me a better man. 1585 01:32:36.125 --> 01:32:39.708 And I hope you'll keep doing that for the rest of our lives. 1586 01:32:47.875 --> 01:32:49.208 Will you marry me? 1587 01:32:53.833 --> 01:32:55.541 Say yes. 1588 01:33:00.458 --> 01:33:02.291 [Noni] Okay, put your phones away. 1589 01:33:02.375 --> 01:33:03.750 [Lunga] Uh, Dineo... 1590 01:33:07.291 --> 01:33:08.791 So proud of my girl. 1591 01:33:11.166 --> 01:33:12.125 Champagne. 1592 01:33:15.208 --> 01:33:16.291 Dineo. 1593 01:33:16.375 --> 01:33:19.583 Dineo, what are you doing? What are you doing? What's going on? 1594 01:33:19.666 --> 01:33:20.833 What the hell was that? 1595 01:33:22.125 --> 01:33:23.666 I followed you last night. 1596 01:33:24.333 --> 01:33:26.708 To the hotel. I followed you, and I know it's crazy, 1597 01:33:26.791 --> 01:33:29.500 but I thought I was gonna walk in on your bachelor party. 1598 01:33:29.583 --> 01:33:30.916 Except it's not crazy, 1599 01:33:31.000 --> 01:33:34.125 because that's exactly what happened. I walked in on your bachelor party, 1600 01:33:34.208 --> 01:33:36.291 -and you married somebody else. -That was then. 1601 01:33:36.375 --> 01:33:38.208 That was then. That's my past. 1602 01:33:38.291 --> 01:33:40.291 I am here with you now. 1603 01:33:40.375 --> 01:33:43.083 -You say you love me, right? -Yeah. 1604 01:33:43.166 --> 01:33:44.666 But you never called me. 1605 01:33:44.750 --> 01:33:45.958 -Does it matter? -Yes, it does. 1606 01:33:46.041 --> 01:33:47.833 -Does it really matter? -It does! 1607 01:33:47.916 --> 01:33:52.916 [sighs] When... When in the entire time that we've known each other 1608 01:33:53.000 --> 01:33:54.750 have you shown me that you want me? 1609 01:33:54.833 --> 01:33:57.125 -Not a fill-in girlfriend. -Uh... 1610 01:33:57.208 --> 01:34:00.625 Not somebody who takes care of you, Lunga. Just me. Just me, Dineo. 1611 01:34:00.708 --> 01:34:02.541 Three minutes ago, Dineo. 1612 01:34:02.625 --> 01:34:06.250 Three minutes ago when I got on one knee and I asked you to marry me. 1613 01:34:06.333 --> 01:34:08.916 Which is three months after you got divorced, right? 1614 01:34:09.666 --> 01:34:10.791 [clicks tongue] Right. 1615 01:34:16.333 --> 01:34:17.875 I'm not in love with you. 1616 01:34:19.541 --> 01:34:20.625 I'm not. 1617 01:34:23.000 --> 01:34:26.666 I'm in love with not being alone. 1618 01:34:30.875 --> 01:34:32.291 [exhales] 1619 01:34:56.208 --> 01:34:57.375 [Noni] Didi? 1620 01:35:00.125 --> 01:35:01.333 Dineo. 1621 01:35:13.625 --> 01:35:14.458 [chuckles] 1622 01:35:15.541 --> 01:35:17.041 [Dineo] I don't deserve you, friend. 1623 01:35:17.125 --> 01:35:19.000 [chuckles] Shut up. 1624 01:35:30.541 --> 01:35:31.916 [cell phone chimes] 1625 01:35:38.583 --> 01:35:39.708 Oh! 1626 01:35:39.791 --> 01:35:43.958 Lunga's failed proposal has gone viral, and you're no longer Desperate Bae. 1627 01:35:44.041 --> 01:35:47.166 Ugh. Oh, God, I can't believe I did that. 1628 01:35:47.250 --> 01:35:50.666 Oh, you slayed emotional dragons today, friend. 1629 01:35:50.750 --> 01:35:52.083 You should be so proud. 1630 01:35:52.916 --> 01:35:55.291 Noni, being single is fine, right? 1631 01:35:56.500 --> 01:35:57.625 Yeah. 1632 01:35:58.791 --> 01:36:01.916 Sure as hell beats losing the right guy 'cause you're an idiot. 1633 01:36:04.958 --> 01:36:06.750 So bar boy is the right guy? 1634 01:36:10.583 --> 01:36:12.541 -[blows raspberry] -You know what? You know what? 1635 01:36:12.625 --> 01:36:16.041 If I can turn down a marriage proposal today, 1636 01:36:16.125 --> 01:36:17.708 then you, my friend... 1637 01:36:18.833 --> 01:36:21.458 -You can go win your man back. -Mmm. 1638 01:36:21.541 --> 01:36:23.416 Okay. Tomorrow. 1639 01:36:23.500 --> 01:36:25.875 I think we've had enough excitement for one day. 1640 01:36:25.958 --> 01:36:27.583 No, today. Now, actually. 1641 01:36:27.666 --> 01:36:29.041 -Uh-uh, friend. -Yes. 1642 01:36:29.125 --> 01:36:30.875 I've cleaned my face and everything. 1643 01:36:30.958 --> 01:36:34.083 You can do it in five minutes... and he doesn't care. 1644 01:36:34.166 --> 01:36:36.916 -Let's go. Let's go. -[groans] 1645 01:36:37.000 --> 01:36:39.083 [Max] I hope you guys are having a lovely evening. 1646 01:36:39.166 --> 01:36:40.750 -Okay. -Can we talk? 1647 01:36:40.833 --> 01:36:42.166 [in Xhosa] I'm busy. 1648 01:36:43.500 --> 01:36:47.083 [in English] I'm really sorry about the fight. And for breaking up with you. 1649 01:36:48.791 --> 01:36:52.750 Nothing happened to me, okay? No one broke my heart. 1650 01:36:52.833 --> 01:36:56.166 I just... I've seen so many people destroyed by love that I just... 1651 01:36:56.250 --> 01:36:58.291 I built up walls and I made up rules. 1652 01:36:59.333 --> 01:37:00.583 Did you hear me? 1653 01:37:01.875 --> 01:37:03.541 [in Xhosa] I hear you, but... 1654 01:37:03.625 --> 01:37:07.000 [in English] How do I really know you're ready to break those walls down? 1655 01:37:09.666 --> 01:37:10.750 Yeah. 1656 01:37:21.583 --> 01:37:23.750 -[inaudible] -[dance music playing] 1657 01:37:34.750 --> 01:37:35.958 [exhales heavily] 1658 01:37:39.291 --> 01:37:41.625 [romantic music playing] 1659 01:37:45.583 --> 01:37:46.583 [exhales] 1660 01:37:54.041 --> 01:37:58.458 [softly] ♪ I love you ♪ 1661 01:37:59.958 --> 01:38:02.500 ♪ So much ♪ 1662 01:38:03.833 --> 01:38:09.125 ♪ I love you so... ♪ 1663 01:38:11.833 --> 01:38:18.125 [louder] ♪ I love you so much ♪ 1664 01:38:19.833 --> 01:38:26.166 ♪ I love you so much ♪ 1665 01:38:26.250 --> 01:38:27.833 -[inaudible] -[music continues] 1666 01:38:27.916 --> 01:38:31.000 ♪ You are the one for me ♪ 1667 01:38:31.791 --> 01:38:34.500 ♪ And I am the one for you ♪ 1668 01:38:35.833 --> 01:38:40.750 ♪ I love you ♪ 1669 01:38:44.041 --> 01:38:49.708 ♪ I love you ♪ 1670 01:38:50.375 --> 01:38:51.666 ♪ So much ♪ 1671 01:38:52.666 --> 01:38:54.708 ♪ I need you ♪ 1672 01:38:54.791 --> 01:38:56.916 ♪ I want you ♪ 1673 01:38:57.000 --> 01:38:58.500 ♪ I love you ♪ 1674 01:39:01.166 --> 01:39:03.666 [patrons cheering and applauding] 1675 01:39:11.416 --> 01:39:12.416 [all] Yes! Yes! 1676 01:39:16.708 --> 01:39:18.416 Please get me off the stage. 1677 01:39:18.500 --> 01:39:19.791 Yeah, wanna get off? 1678 01:39:19.875 --> 01:39:21.541 -You're gonna have to carry me. -Okay. 1679 01:39:21.625 --> 01:39:23.375 -Okay. -No problem. 1680 01:39:24.541 --> 01:39:25.666 Show's over. 1681 01:39:25.750 --> 01:39:27.250 Okay, here we go. 1682 01:39:27.333 --> 01:39:29.208 [in Xhosa] For someone without a place to stay, 1683 01:39:29.291 --> 01:39:30.750 [in English] you have a lot of stuff. 1684 01:39:30.833 --> 01:39:32.833 At least now there's room for you, Maxie, right? 1685 01:39:32.916 --> 01:39:35.125 -[Noni] No way! What? No. -[Max] Yeah. 1686 01:39:35.208 --> 01:39:37.375 -Why? -No, no one's moving anywhere. 1687 01:39:37.458 --> 01:39:40.708 Okay, you guys, I think that's it. That's everything, yeah. 1688 01:39:40.791 --> 01:39:42.958 -Are you sure you've got this? -Yeah, promise. 1689 01:39:43.041 --> 01:39:45.708 I think we should go before she changes her mind. 1690 01:39:45.791 --> 01:39:48.000 -Yeah, let's do that. -[giggling] 1691 01:39:49.041 --> 01:39:50.833 Mmm. You're gonna miss me, aren't you? 1692 01:39:50.916 --> 01:39:52.166 -No. -Yes. 1693 01:39:52.250 --> 01:39:53.166 -No. -Yes. 1694 01:39:53.875 --> 01:39:54.750 [kisses] 1695 01:39:54.833 --> 01:39:56.666 -Max's turn. Come here, Max. -Yeah. 1696 01:39:57.791 --> 01:39:58.791 Take care of my friend. 1697 01:39:58.875 --> 01:39:59.958 -I will. -Promise? 1698 01:40:00.041 --> 01:40:01.458 -Yeah. -Good. 1699 01:40:02.166 --> 01:40:03.791 -Let's get out of here. -[Dineo] Bye. 1700 01:40:03.875 --> 01:40:05.000 Bye, babes. 1701 01:40:07.166 --> 01:40:09.125 [sighs] 1702 01:40:11.875 --> 01:40:13.041 Okay. 1703 01:40:25.833 --> 01:40:26.791 [chuckles] 1704 01:40:46.291 --> 01:40:50.000 -[mellow song playing] -♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 1705 01:40:51.000 --> 01:40:54.916 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 1706 01:40:56.208 --> 01:41:00.416 ♪ Open your ears And tell me what you hear ♪ 1707 01:41:01.250 --> 01:41:04.833 ♪ Can you hear the power of your voice? ♪ 1708 01:41:05.583 --> 01:41:09.750 ♪ Open your heart And tell me what you feel ♪ 1709 01:41:10.583 --> 01:41:14.416 ♪ Can you feel the power of your choice? ♪ 1710 01:41:14.500 --> 01:41:16.708 ♪ The choice you made to fall in love ♪ 1711 01:41:16.791 --> 01:41:22.750 ♪ Replace the hate And break the chains apart, yeah ♪ 1712 01:41:23.708 --> 01:41:27.416 ♪ So take a breath, take it deep Release the pain ♪ 1713 01:41:27.500 --> 01:41:32.750 ♪ Set yourself free From the ugly in this world ♪ 1714 01:41:32.833 --> 01:41:36.875 -♪ 'Cause you're beautiful ♪ -♪ Love yourself ♪ 1715 01:41:36.958 --> 01:41:41.750 -♪ Protect yourself ♪ -♪ Yes, you're beautiful ♪ 1716 01:41:41.833 --> 01:41:46.166 -♪ 'Cause you're beautiful ♪ -♪ Love yourself ♪ 1717 01:41:46.250 --> 01:41:50.875 -♪ Protect yourself ♪ -♪ Yes, you're beautiful ♪ 1718 01:41:51.791 --> 01:41:52.791 [club song playing] 1719 01:41:52.875 --> 01:41:55.291 [in Zulu] ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1720 01:41:55.375 --> 01:41:59.500 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1721 01:41:59.583 --> 01:42:03.541 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1722 01:42:03.625 --> 01:42:05.625 ♪ I am leaving with my man ♪ 1723 01:42:05.708 --> 01:42:07.750 ♪ Up in the club All that we see ♪ 1724 01:42:07.833 --> 01:42:09.833 ♪ We see the mistresses ♪ 1725 01:42:09.916 --> 01:42:11.916 ♪ We wake up at six in the morning ♪ 1726 01:42:12.000 --> 01:42:13.916 ♪ We throw our panties in a bag ♪ 1727 01:42:14.000 --> 01:42:15.666 ♪ If you don't pay, you can't go in ♪ 1728 01:42:15.750 --> 01:42:17.875 ♪ We see the mistresses ♪ 1729 01:42:17.958 --> 01:42:19.833 ♪ We wake up at six in the morning ♪ 1730 01:42:19.916 --> 01:42:21.750 ♪ We throw our panties in a bag ♪ 1731 01:42:21.833 --> 01:42:24.083 ♪ If you don't pay, you can't go in ♪ 1732 01:42:24.166 --> 01:42:26.000 line:5% ♪ We see the mistresses ♪ 1733 01:42:26.083 --> 01:42:27.708 line:5% ♪ We wake up at six in the morning ♪ 1734 01:42:27.791 --> 01:42:29.916 line:5% ♪ We throw our panties in a bag ♪ 1735 01:42:30.000 --> 01:42:32.000 line:5% ♪ If you don't pay you can't go in ♪ 1736 01:42:32.083 --> 01:42:34.166 line:5% ♪ We see the mistresses ♪ 1737 01:42:34.250 --> 01:42:35.958 ♪ We wake up at six in the morning ♪ 1738 01:42:36.041 --> 01:42:38.000 ♪ We throw our panties in a bag ♪ 1739 01:42:38.083 --> 01:42:40.083 ♪ If you don't pay, you can't go in ♪ 1740 01:42:40.166 --> 01:42:43.833 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1741 01:42:43.916 --> 01:42:48.000 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1742 01:42:48.083 --> 01:42:51.958 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1743 01:42:52.041 --> 01:42:54.625 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1744 01:42:54.708 --> 01:42:56.750 ♪ Up in the club All that we see ♪ 1745 01:42:56.833 --> 01:42:59.958 ♪ We see the mistresses We wake up at six in the morning ♪ 1746 01:43:00.041 --> 01:43:02.750 ♪ We throw our panties in a bag... ♪ 1747 01:43:03.291 --> 01:43:07.625 line:5% [in Tswana] Slate 415, take three. 1748 01:43:13.375 --> 01:43:15.583 -[Max snoring] -Oh! 1749 01:43:17.750 --> 01:43:18.916 [laughing] 1750 01:43:19.000 --> 01:43:20.666 [in English] Room Pollux. 1751 01:43:21.333 --> 01:43:22.333 [Noni] What? 1752 01:43:23.416 --> 01:43:24.333 [both] Pollux. 1753 01:43:24.416 --> 01:43:25.583 Okay, let's go. 1754 01:43:26.208 --> 01:43:29.333 Two more boxes of condoms for Room Pollux, please. 1755 01:43:30.625 --> 01:43:31.625 Yeah. 1756 01:43:33.333 --> 01:43:34.875 [laughing] 1757 01:43:36.666 --> 01:43:39.750 Mandisa, Pollux. [laughing] 1758 01:43:40.958 --> 01:43:44.083 line:5% My safe word is "beetroot." I said it three times. 1759 01:43:45.625 --> 01:43:49.083 line:5% [in Zulu] Oh, you girls look beautiful. 1760 01:43:49.833 --> 01:43:51.083 line:5% [all laughing] 1761 01:43:58.041 --> 01:43:59.666 line:5% -[in English] No, guys. -[all laughing] 1762 01:44:02.125 --> 01:44:03.666 line:5% [man] Clapper board set. 1763 01:44:03.750 --> 01:44:05.958 line:5% Girl, is your father a terrorist? 1764 01:44:07.041 --> 01:44:09.583 line:5% 'Cause that ass is the bomb. 1765 01:44:09.666 --> 01:44:11.458 line:5% Are you a piece of cake? 1766 01:44:13.416 --> 01:44:15.750 line:5% 'Cause I want a piece of that. 1767 01:44:15.833 --> 01:44:17.416 line:5% -That's a terrible line. -Yeah. 1768 01:44:17.500 --> 01:44:19.375 line:5% -[all laughing] -Can you try the other one? 1769 01:44:19.458 --> 01:44:22.541 line:5% -[man] Is your dad's name "Oliver"? -Why... 1770 01:44:23.083 --> 01:44:26.916 line:5% [man] 'Cause you gonna be all over this... 1771 01:44:28.708 --> 01:44:29.708 line:5% dick. 1772 01:44:29.791 --> 01:44:30.958 [crew member laughing] 1773 01:44:35.333 --> 01:44:37.500 line:5% [crew member] Let's redefine that so it's more prominent. 1774 01:44:37.583 --> 01:44:38.916 line:5% [all laughing] 1775 01:44:40.583 --> 01:44:42.500 line:5% [crew member] All right, we're gonna do it again. 1776 01:44:42.583 --> 01:44:44.708 line:5% -[all laughing] -[indistinct chatter] 1777 01:44:44.791 --> 01:44:49.083 line:5% And, Dineo, I just... I want to make sure that we never lose each other again. 1778 01:44:51.458 --> 01:44:53.250 line:5% [Noni] Holy shit. Pull out your phones, please. 1779 01:44:53.333 --> 01:44:55.041 line:5% If we miss this, she's gonna kill us. 1780 01:44:58.208 --> 01:44:59.583 line:5% [Noni laughing] 1781 01:45:01.833 --> 01:45:03.083 line:5% -Yeah! -[dish clatters] 1782 01:45:03.958 --> 01:45:06.375 line:5% Even me. I quit. 1783 01:45:07.791 --> 01:45:09.708 line:5% -And then? -[Noni] We're going, man. 1784 01:45:16.041 --> 01:45:18.458 line:5% Was this your perfect wedding? [chuckles nervously] 1785 01:45:18.541 --> 01:45:21.583 line:5% -[woman] Next time, say it first. -[man] Go and try again. 1786 01:45:22.208 --> 01:45:23.458 line:5% [clears throat] Um... 1787 01:45:25.958 --> 01:45:28.208 line:5% -I was gonna call you. I just... -You know... 1788 01:45:29.625 --> 01:45:31.208 line:5% -[Lunga] I wanna explain to you... -Sorry. 1789 01:45:31.916 --> 01:45:33.958 line:5% Dineo, just let me explain that I was gonna... 1790 01:45:34.625 --> 01:45:35.875 line:5% I got divorced! 1791 01:45:35.958 --> 01:45:38.125 line:5% -[woman] What? -[man] What? 1792 01:45:39.750 --> 01:45:41.375 line:5% [all laughing] 1793 01:45:48.208 --> 01:45:49.750 line:5% [crew member] All right, still rolling. 1794 01:45:50.333 --> 01:45:52.458 line:5% Still rolling. Reset. Still rolling. 1795 01:45:54.208 --> 01:45:55.250 line:5% All right, let's go. 1796 01:45:55.916 --> 01:45:57.916 [upbeat music playing]