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‪NETFLIX 出品

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‪（二月）

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‪（辛菲威，情人節快樂，愛你）

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‪（等不及今晚見到你）

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‪天啊，好，抱歉

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‪抱歉！討厭

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‪好啦…

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‪女士

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‪送貨…

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‪誰的？

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‪給…

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‪蒂娜瑪道

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‪祝大家情人節快樂！

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‪大家怎麼對愛情這麼冷漠？

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‪我已經結婚12年了

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‪蒂娜，朋友，妹子

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‪尼克，你不是說過人事室警告過你

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‪關於職場上的文化挪用？

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‪人事室？我是老闆耶

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‪-這根本不合理，但沒關係
‪-聽著

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‪妳準備好用社群媒體方案
‪替新鮮DJ行銷他的新鮮蛋白奶昔

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‪好讓他刮目相看了嗎？

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‪-什麼爛名字
‪-好爛

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‪-這…
‪-抱歉

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‪抱歉…蒂娜瑪道

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‪對，是我

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‪好

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‪是辛菲威寄來的

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‪-我男友
‪-那丁巴呢？

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‪他已經失聯三個月了

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‪-潘，妳知道我聽得到吧？
‪-對

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‪這樣吧，妳幫我個忙…

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‪幫我直播

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‪好

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‪開始

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‪-所以…
‪-抱歉

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‪-等一下
‪-好

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‪就…好

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‪各位…潘，快點啦

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‪抱歉…

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‪-潘
‪-開始！

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{\an8}‪各位，我男友在情人節
‪送驚喜到我辦公室來！

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{\an8}‪說到主題標籤，這裡充滿愛

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{\an8}‪對吧？來看看

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{\an8}‪（情人節快樂
‪愛情是真實的-好可愛）

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{\an8}‪梳妝包？

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{\an8}‪我從沒送我女友梳妝包

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{\an8}‪（好誇張-好棒的男友
‪蒂娜超讚的！）

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{\an8}‪他是要給我一個度假驚喜
‪週末要去度假之類的！

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{\an8}‪太棒了！

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{\an8}‪抱歉，姊妹

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{\an8}‪-姊妹
‪-怎麼了？

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{\an8}‪我想這假期要比週末還長了

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{\an8}‪先生們！

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{\an8}‪（週末去度假！-好貼心！-讚喔）

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{\an8}‪（天啊，她是被甩了）

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{\an8}‪妹子

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{\an8}‪妳是不是在情人節被甩了？

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{\an8}‪關掉，潘

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{\an8}‪-妳有好多留言
‪-關掉啦

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{\an8}‪快關掉啦，潘

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{\an8}‪真不敢相信我還為了這傢伙
‪犯了牙關緊閉症兩天！

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{\an8}‪怎麼…

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{\an8}‪潘？

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{\an8}‪別告訴我妳還在拍

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{\an8}‪沒有啊

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{\an8}‪潘！討厭！

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‪（直播結束）

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‪你在魯戈強森會計事務所上班嗎？

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‪-不是
‪-很好

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‪那人事室不會找我麻煩了

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‪我們到你家去吧？

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‪等我一下

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‪不

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‪然後呢？

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{\an8}‪（跟寶貝瘋一晚）

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‪蒂蒂？

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‪蒂蒂？

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‪蒂蒂？

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‪-我好像吃壞肚子了
‪-我聽過妳大便的聲音

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‪-妳的聲音不會這樣
‪-妳自以為是而已

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‪辛菲威把妳從個人檔案刪掉了？

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‪-沒有
‪-寶貝

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‪-妳的手機給我
‪-不要！

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‪我帶妳來參加上班族派對
‪不是要妳整晚坐在馬桶上

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‪我本來就不想來這蠢派對

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‪妳真不懂得感恩

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‪-妳不想做愛嗎？
‪-我要的是愛情，好嗎？

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‪可能也要一點性吧

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‪妳坐在馬桶上是一點都得不到的

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‪所以妳快點出來
‪我們去幫妳找個人，好好愛妳一下

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‪做愛

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‪我想妳的手已經洗乾淨了，坦蒂女士

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{\an8}‪已經三個星期了，妳該放下了

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‪諾妮，我做不到，好嗎？

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‪他是我這輩子的摯愛
‪我們都論及婚嫁了

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‪你們才交往兩個月

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‪是兩個半月，妳明知道

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‪-手機給我
‪-不要

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‪-怎樣？妳以為我不敢拿嗎？
‪-喂！

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‪放開我！

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‪妳忘了我比妳大，要尊重姐姐！

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‪蒂蒂…

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‪諾妮，妳知道嗎？別…

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‪-我們都大了，別這麼幼稚
‪-對

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‪我同意

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{\an8}‪（厲害！情人節快樂
‪主題標籤，寶貝無敵，新寶貝）

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{\an8}‪（我愛你！這是哪一位？）

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‪王八蛋！

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‪操…我真蠢！

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‪操…

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‪如果這裡面有摻東西
‪我祖先會追殺你的

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‪我不需要做這種事來釣女孩子

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‪你們男人不懂我們對愛情有多認真

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‪-妳什麼意思？
‪-就是

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‪我們對愛情也很認真

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‪-我們遇到對的人就很認真
‪-對！

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‪對，我就是對的人

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‪我就是，但他還是甩掉我

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‪抱歉

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‪抱歉，不該跟新對象討論舊對象的

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‪-什麼對象？
‪-不是，不是說你…

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‪不是說你是新對象，我的意思是…

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‪好，我最好的朋友諾妮

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‪她一直叫我找備胎

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‪-好
‪-我想你可以當備胎

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‪-不是…
‪-好

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‪不是備胎炮友，是備胎男友
‪雖然也不好聽…

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‪-抱歉
‪-妳是想要我跟妳做愛嗎？

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‪因為我願意

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‪抱歉

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‪抱歉，拿去

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‪-拿去，妳還好嗎？
‪-沒事

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‪你為什麼這麼說？

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‪-為什麼不？
‪-史蒂夫哈維說

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‪“若想守住一個人
‪就不該跟他在第一晚就上床”

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‪好，告訴我，到目前為止
‪這招對妳有用嗎？

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‪所以…

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‪你想說什麼？

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‪你跟女生上床後
‪能維持長久關係嗎？

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‪這跟性無關

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‪有時兩人關係本來就不會長久

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‪所以該趁著在一起時好好享受

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‪對吧？

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‪妳這裡有一點…好

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‪-好了嗎？
‪-好了

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‪很高興認識你

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‪我已經預見妳在替寶寶取名字了

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‪我沒在取名字

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‪但小隆加聽起來很可愛
‪他的朋友可以叫他小隆加

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‪他褲襠裡的那玩意才叫小隆加

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‪對，那是妳的風格，不是我的

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‪好吧，既然這樣，我們回家吧

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‪我想這裡該釣的人我都釣過了

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‪-對，都釣過了
‪-諾妮…

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‪他是妳的客戶嗎？他有女友嗎？

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‪不對，應該問他的稅級是多少

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‪對，我不知道
‪而且這不關妳的事，我們走

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‪不用，妳回去吧，再見

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‪好，妳最好幫那個小隆加吹一下…

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‪妳看什麼？

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‪隨便，別煩我

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‪什麼？等一下…你要帶我去哪裡？

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‪-妳會喜歡的，相信我
‪-我會喜歡的

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‪-小心
‪-好

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‪什麼？

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‪-對
‪-對

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‪知道嗎？就讓我…

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‪-好
‪-拿著

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‪好，就…

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‪證明…

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‪我現在過得很開心

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‪妳不需要向他證明什麼

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‪-真的？
‪-神祕會更有效果

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‪對，很明顯你從沒心碎過

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‪-我也有過不開心的分手
‪-不可能

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‪然後呢？

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‪你就能…放下嗎？

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‪當未來可能會出現在妳面前時
‪又何必眷戀過去呢？

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‪這不是妳要的嗎？

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‪你知道…

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‪我不隨便跟別人上床

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‪我希望有個人可以讓我想回家

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‪又是史蒂夫哈維說的？

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‪妳說妳希望有個人讓妳想回家

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‪我會說最好能有人陪我一起回家

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{\an8}‪（馬波農）

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‪什麼啊？

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‪就…

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‪媽媽說你嘴裡塞滿食物

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‪天哪

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‪靠！

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‪諾妮，現在不是時候

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‪妳在哪裡？

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‪等等

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‪通話保留中，請稍候

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‪什麼？

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‪妳跑哪去了？

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‪是妳叫我跟他上床的

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‪-所以我跟他上床了
‪-妳不該過夜的！

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‪誰都不該在別人床上待到早上！

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‪等等，妳在吼什麼？

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‪快回家，好嗎？

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‪嗨，帥哥

207
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,125
‪不行，蒂娜

208
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,625
‪你怎麼…不行

209
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,375
‪早安！

210
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,041
‪妳可以的

211
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,750
‪嗨

212
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:34,750
‪你真是典型的單身漢
‪冰箱裡都沒東西，但你很幸運

213
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,333
‪-我知道一家很棒的…
‪-糟糕！

214
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,500
‪怎麼了？

215
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,541
‪我一小時後要上飛機

216
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:45,208
‪-你不能改班機嗎？
‪-不行，我有…

217
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,541
‪工作

218
00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:50,500
‪這…

219
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,916
‪這是在幹嘛？你要趕我走嗎？

220
00:17:57,125 --> 00:18:00,541
‪不是…妳…抱歉，妳留下

221
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:04,000
‪為安全起見，出門時把鑰匙放在屋內

222
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,583
‪好，你何時回來？

223
00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:07,625
‪明天晚上

224
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,416
‪等等…我能再見到你嗎？隆加？

225
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,750
‪我真的希望我們能多相處

226
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,375
‪好，去吧

227
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,166
‪去吧，你要趕不上飛機了

228
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,666
‪再見！

229
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,458
‪拍他睡覺的樣子幾乎是騷擾行為

230
00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:53,666
‪我們上過床，不算騷擾

231
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,750
‪這應該只是一夜情，跟我一樣

232
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,125
‪只是比較少穿孔

233
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,958
‪對了，我們該戒掉了
‪妳不是已經45歲了嗎？

234
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:02,875
‪去死啦

235
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:04,375
‪-好，抱歉，50歲
‪-喂

236
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,458
‪我是有執照的會計師
‪正享受最美好的人生

237
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,416
‪我不需要別人養我

238
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,625
‪我是魅力不減的35歲

239
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,458
‪不知道，單身在晚上沒另一半可取暖

240
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:16,291
‪這世上有很多男人，還有女人

241
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,208
‪我只想要一個男人

242
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,125
‪妳根本沒他的電話號碼

243
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,458
‪我有鑰匙

244
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,750
‪小心妳被下達限制令

245
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,666
‪到時我還得為了妳跟警察部長上床

246
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:36,958
‪-只是為了我嗎？
‪-對

247
00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:40,416
‪-不是因為妳想要嗎？
‪-不是，他是很可愛，但太逆光了

248
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,125
‪朋友！

249
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,958
‪-這味道不錯
‪-是嗎？

250
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,708
‪-慢一點
‪-這不…

251
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,125
‪朋友

252
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,291
‪妳口交時也跟抽菸一樣會嗆到嗎？

253
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,791
‪喂！誰在裡面？

254
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,041
‪我有致命武器，而且我敢用

255
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,375
‪是我！

256
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,375
‪-是我
‪-該死！

257
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,166
‪妳在這裡做什麼？

258
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:29,333
‪我想你下飛機後會肚子餓
‪我幫你煮了晚餐

259
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:31,416
‪我沒說妳可以搬進來

260
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,958
‪我…沒搬進來

261
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,166
‪好

262
00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:38,625
‪蒂娜…

263
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:42,708
‪我們…

264
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:45,500
‪我們是一夜情

265
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,041
‪我不…我不懂

266
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,875
‪我以為你說你希望我們能多相處

267
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:57,291
‪而且我說過
‪我不隨便跟別人上床，所以…

268
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:58,833
‪每個女生都會這麼說

269
00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:03,166
‪所以我既是不速之客，又是蕩婦

270
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,500
‪不是…我不是這意思，我是說…

271
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,125
‪這可是全雞

272
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,541
‪這不是食物的錯，我只是說…

273
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,208
{\an8}‪（李奇烤雞）

274
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,250
‪這是外帶盒嗎？
‪我以為妳說是妳煮的？

275
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,333
‪外帶…

276
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:28,166
‪好，所以我是不速之客、蕩婦
‪還不會煮飯

277
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,000
‪-你真是沒完沒了
‪-我什麼都沒說啊

278
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,666
‪聽我說…

279
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,583
‪我沒這麼說，我只是說…

280
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,416
‪好

281
00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:43,000
‪蒂娜，我的意思是
‪如果妳回到家，發現家裡有別人

282
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,458
‪-妳有什麼感覺？
‪-幸運

283
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,000
‪幸好我包包裡有防狼噴霧器

284
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,166
‪-好啦，對不起
‪-對

285
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:52,916
‪我懂

286
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,500
‪我會走，讓你…吃飯

287
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:58,916
‪反正這丁字褲也不舒服

288
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:05,208
‪等一下…不要…別走

289
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,708
‪我是說…就是…

290
00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,833
‪妳都這麼費盡心力了

291
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:12,750
‪我們不該…

292
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,750
‪我們不該浪費吧？

293
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,583
‪-對
‪-對，我是說…

294
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:23,041
‪如果那丁字褲讓妳這麼討厭
‪我可以幫妳解決

295
00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:25,250
‪好

296
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:38,083
‪-我們其實不該這樣
‪-抱歉

297
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:39,458
‪-抱歉
‪-對

298
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:41,500
‪我們應該…

299
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,375
‪我們應該停止

300
00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:46,125
‪我們可以明天再停止

301
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,166
‪對，明天…我其實想說的是明天

302
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,791
‪-因為明天…對
‪-明天…

303
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:53,375
‪-就是明天
‪-明天可以

304
00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,875
‪-明天，好
‪-我…

305
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:09,916
{\an8}‪（四月）

306
00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:31,083
‪這星期我要保持最佳狀態

307
00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:37,166
‪我在考慮杯子蛋糕或瑪芬
‪你覺得呢？

308
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,333
‪他們怎麼不用香草糖霜？

309
00:23:43,416 --> 00:23:45,625
‪我從沒聽過無麩質糖霜，什麼啦

310
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,166
‪拿去

311
00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:07,916
‪還是這樣啊

312
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,791
‪我不點餐，謝謝

313
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,000
‪-不會吧？
‪-什麼？

314
00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:24,291
‪我們上個月上過床
‪妳還是把我當服務生，怎麼回事？

315
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:25,916
‪你不是在這裡工作嗎？

316
00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:27,750
‪其實妳說得越多

317
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:30,791
‪我越不想再跟妳上床

318
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:32,208
‪真的？

319
00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:36,875
‪妳要是一直這副樣子…

320
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,583
‪把妳的奶子收起來
‪妳這是在虐待麥西

321
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,583
‪不，我沒事

322
00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:45,500
‪你不用去顧吧檯還是掃廁所嗎？

323
00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:47,666
‪聽好，我是這裡的經理

324
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,000
‪好嗎？

325
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:54,458
‪而且告訴妳…我只在星期一掃廁所

326
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,625
‪他可以讓我們免費喝酒

327
00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:00,041
‪聽好，我不浪費時間聊男人

328
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,916
‪-我都見不到妳了
‪-妳見過我

329
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,416
‪只有一次，妳回家來拿東西

330
00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:08,833
‪-妳也不上社群媒體了
‪-隆加很注重隱私

331
00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:10,666
‪現在沒人這麼注重隱私了

332
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,250
‪我以為妳不聊男人，現在是怎樣？

333
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:16,000
‪-我是來陪妳的
‪-因為妳男友有更想去做的事

334
00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,541
‪他有工作

335
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:20,166
‪-看吧，這又是一個奇怪的地方
‪-什麼？

336
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,083
‪誰會在週六晚上8點後還在工作？

337
00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:25,583
‪他老闆很機車，所以他週末要加班

338
00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:27,166
‪娜杜米索，妳非要打破沙鍋

339
00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:31,125
‪任何男人用工作當藉口
‪都不是真的在工作

340
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:32,625
‪隆加不一樣好嗎？

341
00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:37,291
‪他的朋友和同事，妳見過幾個？

342
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:38,708
‪我見過…

343
00:25:39,791 --> 00:25:42,833
‪他的一個同事，他沒騙人

344
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,125
‪我會向妳證明

345
00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:46,458
‪-我開玩笑的啦，鬧妳的啦
‪-不

346
00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:56,291
‪他沒接？

347
00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:58,083
‪-這不代表什麼
‪-好吧

348
00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:02,916
‪-喂！
‪-嗨，巴圖！

349
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,583
‪對，我是蒂娜

350
00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:07,291
‪-蒂娜？
‪-對，我只是想…

351
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,875
‪巴圖？喂…

352
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,083
‪他掛我電話

353
00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:16,708
‪那我們就點酒，去跳舞吧

354
00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:19,916
‪麥克斯！給我們幾杯烈酒好嗎？

355
00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:23,333
‪-巴圖剛剛在網路上打卡了
‪-哪裡？

356
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,916
‪旅館？

357
00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:28,541
‪他在旅館開會？

358
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,750
‪隆加西比亞在哪個房間？

359
00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:47,458
‪抱歉，他不是在房間，他在開會

360
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,416
‪-在旅館？
‪-諾妮

361
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:51,375
‪妳們兩個是來…

362
00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:55,875
‪這是什麼…

363
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:59,833
‪這跟他的會議有什麼關係？

364
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:05,750
‪好啦，那我們就是來…

365
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,333
‪北河三房

366
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:11,250
‪什麼？

367
00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:14,125
‪-北河三？
‪-北河三？我們走，快

368
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:15,625
‪北河三

369
00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:19,291
‪-好，謝謝
‪-怪人

370
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,166
‪（北河三）

371
00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:23,916
‪等等，妳確定嗎？

372
00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:25,708
‪我…

373
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,291
‪我只想說她的脖子嚐起來像電池

374
00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,458
‪各位，溢價股來了！

375
00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:42,166
‪進來

376
00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,250
‪進來

377
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,375
‪穿這麼多衣服幹嘛？進來

378
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,125
‪誰來把那隻倉鼠找出來！

379
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,625
‪那是我女兒的倉鼠
‪她星期一上學要用的

380
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:01,625
‪你要是以後還想自慰，就不要亂摸

381
00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:03,875
‪我喜歡妳，嘿

382
00:28:03,958 --> 00:28:05,750
‪我想我們來錯房間了

383
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:06,958
‪-沒有！
‪-來錯了

384
00:28:07,041 --> 00:28:10,500
‪等一下新郎，他正在跟其他人在浴室

385
00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:12,958
‪其實我們不在乎新郎

386
00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:14,583
‪我們其實不在乎…

387
00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:17,500
‪好！

388
00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,583
‪我的兄弟！

389
00:28:18,666 --> 00:28:20,875
‪-什麼？
‪-我想隆加是新郎

390
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,291
‪諾妮覺得你背叛我，告訴她你沒有

391
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,625
‪不，就告訴她，你沒有背叛我

392
00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:34,125
‪-我們…
‪-告訴她你沒有

393
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,666
‪-我們…
‪-告訴她你沒有！

394
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,916
‪好…我不是背叛妳

395
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,791
‪看吧？就說他沒背叛我了

396
00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:44,333
‪我要結婚了

397
00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,166
‪好

398
00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:03,583
‪蒂娜？

399
00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:04,666
‪那妳呢？

400
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:07,125
‪-妳在做什麼？
‪-這些就當賠償

401
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,291
‪打給我

402
00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:25,083
{\an8}‪嗨，新鮮DJ的團隊
‪又打來談行銷活動的事

403
00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,916
‪-討厭！
‪-對，我也這麼覺得

404
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,125
‪所以我想我們要想辦法
‪改一下簡報日期

405
00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:31,916
‪改到六月第一個星期吧

406
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,833
‪潘，我需要妳的臉書帳號

407
00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:35,291
‪聽到我說的了嗎？

408
00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:38,500
‪妳說了很多，但沒說妳的臉書帳號…

409
00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:39,958
‪我沒有社群媒體

410
00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:44,625
‪妳在社群媒體公司上班
‪怎麼會沒有社群媒體？

411
00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:47,541
‪因為我的心理醫師說
‪這會傷害我的自尊心

412
00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:48,500
‪操！

413
00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:50,458
{\an8}‪（辜谷達莫，個人檔案限朋友）

414
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:52,250
‪（加朋友）

415
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,041
‪妳還好吧？

416
00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:57,000
‪加上了

417
00:29:57,541 --> 00:30:01,125
‪加上了…太好了…

418
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:09,291
‪不太好

419
00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:17,125
‪嗨

420
00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:19,875
‪蒂娜瑪道

421
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:22,333
‪妳好嗎？

422
00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:24,666
‪妳懂吧？

423
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:28,958
‪先生們…

424
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,625
‪又一個假期

425
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:48,916
‪我們走，這小妞喜歡假期

426
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,750
‪也許妳該去看我的心理醫師

427
00:30:55,708 --> 00:30:58,625
‪（辜谷達莫在烏本諾洛吉餐廳打卡）

428
00:30:58,708 --> 00:30:59,708
‪（烏本諾洛吉）

429
00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,000
‪好…

430
00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,041
‪搞什…

431
00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:26,333
‪搞什…

432
00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:29,250
‪走開…

433
00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:40,041
‪不…

434
00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:43,708
‪嗨！妳一定是辜谷

435
00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:47,541
‪這裡的巧克力翻糖好吃極了
‪妳該試試

436
00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,916
‪-五星級的，很讚
‪-好，就…

437
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,791
‪-等我一下好嗎？蒂娜
‪-怎樣？

438
00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:53,625
‪-不會吧？
‪-說啊，怎樣？

439
00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:55,041
‪妳在做什麼？

440
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,958
‪不會吧？所以妳又在跟蹤我？

441
00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,750
‪等等…
‪難道這一切都是我自己幻想的？

442
00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:04,916
‪我們不是在談戀愛嗎？

443
00:32:12,666 --> 00:32:14,875
‪不是，我們只是在一起玩玩而已

444
00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:19,583
‪好，那你為何不早說？
‪你為何不直接告訴我實話？

445
00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:22,000
‪-隆加
‪-嘿

446
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:23,166
‪這是怎麼回事？

447
00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,833
‪沒什麼，寶貝…

448
00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:28,958
‪妳們見過嗎？這位是…

449
00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:31,333
‪-我的…
‪-別擔心

450
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,708
‪我只是他的女僕

451
00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:38,291
‪-我以為你不會再亂搞了
‪-我沒有

452
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,125
‪寶貝，我保證，我不會再亂搞了

453
00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:42,791
‪我…不會了

454
00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:45,041
‪好嗎？妳現在來陪我了

455
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,875
‪我不需要別人了，只有妳，好嗎？

456
00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:49,291
‪過來

457
00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:53,083
‪我們走！

458
00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:55,125
‪妳知道妳這次要說什麼嗎？

459
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,875
‪-我知道我要說什麼
‪-好

460
00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,958
‪-沒錯，一切都在我掌握中
‪-好

461
00:32:59,041 --> 00:32:59,916
‪嗨！

462
00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:02,208
‪等一下，妳們遲到了

463
00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:03,916
‪好

464
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,750
‪妳們遲到了，知道吧？

465
00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:10,041
‪新娘說，比她晚到的都不准進去

466
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:10,958
‪所以，再見

467
00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:14,375
‪-不行！
‪-好，聽著…

468
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:15,625
‪不行！

469
00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:17,166
‪好

470
00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,000
‪這樣呢？

471
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,500
‪一百蘭特幣？

472
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,666
‪這樣呢？

473
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:25,208
‪-兩百？
‪-兩百

474
00:33:25,291 --> 00:33:27,041
‪好！那我們進去了

475
00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:28,083
‪不行

476
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,333
‪再見

477
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,416
‪-我們…
‪-我說了算

478
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,916
‪妳們以為這裡是德班七月賽馬嗎？

479
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,750
‪穿得花枝招展的

480
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:43,083
‪-這是個徵兆，妳不該來的
‪-不行，我不放棄

481
00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:44,541
‪蒂蒂

482
00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:49,666
‪娜杜米索
‪我們回味一下當服務生的日子吧

483
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,208
‪蒂蒂！

484
00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:02,291
‪-拿好
‪-很重耶

485
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:03,708
‪這是妳自找的

486
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,416
‪這是社群媒體經理的手，不是服務生

487
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,291
‪卻是瘋女人的腦子

488
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,791
‪阿們，會眾

489
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:12,916
‪-阿們
‪-阿們

490
00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:19,375
‪隆加西比亞，你願意娶辜谷達莫

491
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,833
‪成為你的合法妻子嗎？

492
00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:25,041
‪-等一下！
‪-共同攜手…

493
00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:27,541
‪妳要說什麼？難道妳要說

494
00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:30,750
‪-“嗨，辜谷，妳的男人是渣男…”
‪-不論貧富

495
00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,458
‪甚至身無分文？

496
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:40,041
‪也會相敬相愛，直到天荒地老？

497
00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:44,250
‪不，等等

498
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,916
‪天啊，別又來了

499
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,458
‪糟糕，他是不是…

500
00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:52,500
‪我知道我們本來不打算念誓詞
‪但我有事要說

501
00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:56,083
‪我們一起度過了許多事

502
00:34:57,083 --> 00:35:00,208
‪兩個月前根本沒想到會有這場婚禮

503
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,875
‪但我們現在要結婚了

504
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,458
‪辜谷，我很開心…

505
00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:09,708
‪我終於找到讓我想回家的人

506
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,375
‪永遠

507
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,750
‪對！

508
00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:25,708
‪我也不幹了！

509
00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:29,541
‪-然後呢？
‪-對，我們要走了

510
00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:33,833
‪蒂蒂！

511
00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:39,583
‪麥西，再來一杯

512
00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:41,416
‪她需要，好嗎？我會照顧她

513
00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:46,250
‪-朋友！我不夠漂亮嗎？
‪-妳很漂亮

514
00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:47,583
‪-我很漂亮吧？
‪-對

515
00:35:47,666 --> 00:35:49,958
‪我很漂亮，或許我該變成黃種人

516
00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:53,416
‪我該變成黃種人，有大屁股
‪這樣才會有聲音

517
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,875
‪因為這樣我的屁股才會有聲音

518
00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:57,875
‪我也有電臀，妳看

519
00:35:58,583 --> 00:36:01,291
‪無敵電臀…

520
00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,958
‪其實根本沒晃動好嗎？

521
00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:05,250
‪-坐好
‪-不會吧？

522
00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:06,208
‪坐好啦

523
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,208
‪妳知道嗎？

524
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,625
‪我從大學認識妳到現在
‪妳交男友從不間斷

525
00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:14,708
‪妳需要好好享受一下單身的快樂

526
00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:16,916
‪-是嗎？
‪-對

527
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
‪-妳說得對，妳知道嗎？
‪-對，朋友

528
00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:22,416
‪-不交男友了！
‪-對！

529
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,250
‪唉呀

530
00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:27,625
‪我不需要你

531
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:31,458
‪還有你…

532
00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:33,333
‪你滿可愛的，嗨！

533
00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:35,833
‪-嗨
‪-妳只堅持了兩秒鐘而已

534
00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:37,416
‪沒有啦！

535
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,625
‪我只是不談戀愛，跟妳一樣

536
00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:42,791
‪-很好
‪-我要去尿尿

537
00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:44,125
‪-好
‪-好嗎？

538
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,041
‪-好
‪-好

539
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,083
‪好

540
00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,375
‪我沒事！

541
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:51,541
‪我沒事

542
00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:54,916
‪我沒事

543
00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,500
‪嗨

544
00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:00,375
‪你叫什麼名字？

545
00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:01,666
‪-莫尼爾
‪-莫尼爾

546
00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,458
‪廁所在這裡

547
00:37:03,541 --> 00:37:05,333
‪對，但他叫莫尼爾

548
00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:06,458
‪別招惹他了

549
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:07,958
‪他女友會殺了妳

550
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:10,458
‪我來了，莫尼爾！

551
00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:11,541
‪小心…

552
00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:14,416
‪抱歉，等我一下，我去開燈

553
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,708
‪等我一下，好

554
00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:18,416
‪-開燈
‪-好了，抱歉

555
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:21,625
‪-抱歉
‪-她是怎麼回事？

556
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:23,791
‪不知道

557
00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:25,541
‪-好
‪-我沒事

558
00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,166
‪你們幹嘛把我當喝醉的人？

559
00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:28,958
‪-沒有，妳沒醉
‪-一點都沒醉

560
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,416
‪-一點都沒醉
‪-這裡不是夜店

561
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,041
‪是夜店，貴賓室在那裡
‪左邊第一個門

562
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:34,958
‪對

563
00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:37,791
‪-貴賓室
‪-對

564
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,833
‪-妳要來嗎？
‪-當然

565
00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:41,083
‪-你會來嗎？
‪-會

566
00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:43,791
‪-我們都會去，對
‪-我們都會去

567
00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:45,125
‪對

568
00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:48,083
‪-我的酒在…
‪-好吃

569
00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,375
‪-謝謝
‪-真好

570
00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:51,166
‪再見！

571
00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,500
‪-這是安靜的夜店
‪-是貴賓室

572
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:55,958
‪-這是安靜的夜店，放輕鬆，對
‪-安靜

573
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,041
‪-祕密夜店
‪-祕密夜店

574
00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:02,250
‪祕密夜店

575
00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,333
‪-妳朋友真有意思
‪-對

576
00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,750
‪-謝謝你幫忙
‪-妳知道我接受上床當回報吧？

577
00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:10,541
‪你真的別執著了

578
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:13,791
‪好，聽著，我不是那種搞一夜情的人

579
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:18,500
‪而且妳經常來酒吧
‪我們至少可以當朋友吧？

580
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,708
‪不可能跟上過床的人當朋友

581
00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:23,625
‪妳怎麼能這麼確定？

582
00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:31,416
‪好，我喜歡這樣

583
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,541
‪-經驗
‪-好，等一下

584
00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,041
‪經驗？什麼經驗？

585
00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:40,125
‪我想跟男人對話一下

586
00:38:41,291 --> 00:38:42,708
‪你們男人

587
00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:44,708
‪男人…

588
00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,875
‪我們把一切都給你們

589
00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:52,583
‪所有一切，我們因此把人生搞得…

590
00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:58,250
‪一團糟，然後…

591
00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:00,375
{\an8}‪（我感同身受，加油！）

592
00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:02,083
{\an8}‪但你們為何不愛我們？

593
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:04,583
{\an8}‪（天啊，她喝醉了，她喝得好醉！）

594
00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:07,291
{\an8}‪你們為何不愛蒂娜？

595
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:08,583
{\an8}‪（怎麼了？好扯）

596
00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:10,291
{\an8}‪你們其實不愛我們

597
00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:12,291
{\an8}‪（別管那傢伙了，蒂娜！
‪她喝了多少啊）

598
00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:15,125
{\an8}‪這不合理，為什麼？

599
00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:18,416
{\an8}‪為什麼…為什麼你們不愛我們？

600
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,625
{\an8}‪討厭

601
00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:22,083
{\an8}‪（我們愛妳，蒂娜！
‪妳會振作起來的！）

602
00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:25,041
‪我不知道怎麼辦

603
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,083
‪我孤單一人

604
00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:43,291
‪快起來…

605
00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,041
‪現在太早了

606
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:47,666
‪-起來
‪-不要！太早了

607
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:48,875
‪喂，女人

608
00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:52,291
‪-已經下午5點了
‪-5點了？

609
00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:53,208
‪對

610
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,916
‪我不記得我睡到下午5點

611
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,416
‪把男人當成宇宙的中心是很辛苦的

612
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:02,083
‪但今晚我們會解決所有問題

613
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,041
‪不要，今天是星期天

614
00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:06,666
‪沒錯！上帝既然這麼愛我們

615
00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:09,291
‪祂會容許我們星期一上班宿醉的

616
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:10,375
‪不要！

617
00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:12,875
‪不要！

618
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:15,750
‪妳得化很濃的妝才能蓋住那張

619
00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,041
‪宿醉的臉

620
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:21,250
‪對了，妳昨天的直播有很多人按讚

621
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,666
‪他們都叫妳
‪“主題標籤，絕望的寶貝”

622
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,166
‪什麼直播？

623
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:29,333
‪“為什麼男人這麼恨我們？”

624
00:40:29,416 --> 00:40:31,916
‪-討厭
‪-“為什麼？

625
00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,000
‪-為什麼？”
‪-走開啦！

626
00:40:36,958 --> 00:40:38,166
‪糟糕

627
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,000
‪糟糕

628
00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:51,208
‪諾妮

629
00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:53,916
‪-對！
‪-怎麼…

630
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,625
‪-不行
‪-要！

631
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,500
‪-不行
‪-要

632
00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:04,625
‪都給我？妳是想謀殺我嗎？

633
00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,125
‪-是的，女王！
‪-沒錯！

634
00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,416
‪-好，女王！
‪-對，來

635
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,750
‪寶貝

636
00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:26,375
‪請叫未來寶貝

637
00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:28,250
‪未來也許

638
00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:29,625
‪未來妻子

639
00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,000
‪妳

640
00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:34,958
{\an8}‪（主題標籤，火辣，時尚
‪友誼永存，狐狸精，瘋一晚）

641
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:40,666
‪耶…

642
00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:44,166
{\an8}‪（主題標籤，好姊妹
‪夠屌，超殺，火辣）

643
00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:45,125
‪耶

644
00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:49,000
‪她正在治療情傷，煥然一新

645
00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:52,791
‪讚！

646
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:08,000
‪三個簡單的規則
‪一，不要給真的電話號碼

647
00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:09,708
‪二，不要聊前任

648
00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:12,041
‪三，不要跟同一人上床超過一次

649
00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:14,083
‪-不然就成了戀愛關係
‪-等等

650
00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:16,541
‪-如果跟對方做愛很舒服呢？
‪-下一個總是會更好

651
00:42:17,666 --> 00:42:18,500
‪好吧

652
00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:21,541
‪我們能不能…

653
00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:24,083
‪嘿，我好像見過妳

654
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:26,041
‪不，抱歉，沒興趣

655
00:42:28,041 --> 00:42:30,625
‪嘿！你們想一起玩嗎？

656
00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:35,958
‪好，我們只想免費喝酒
‪我相信你們各自有…

657
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,791
‪老婆、女友、炮友吧

658
00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:43,958
‪不如我們就一起開心地玩

659
00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:46,541
‪不要期待有什麼下文好嗎？

660
00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:49,666
‪好，酒保，烈酒！

661
00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:51,833
‪我不用，謝謝

662
00:42:51,916 --> 00:42:53,125
‪-拜託
‪-對

663
00:42:53,708 --> 00:42:56,041
‪妳戴假髮我沒認出來

664
00:42:56,666 --> 00:42:58,208
‪妳是絕望的寶貝

665
00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:01,875
‪酒保！所有烈酒都送過來

666
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:06,208
‪-謝謝，繼續來
‪-不，分一點，妳要…不

667
00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:23,333
‪我們現在只看妳們喝了

668
00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:37,958
‪-寶貝，我想回家
‪-不要，繼續跳舞

669
00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:39,583
‪我找到男友了

670
00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:53,666
‪我不記得我上次狂歡到日出
‪是什麼時候了

671
00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:55,833
‪真美

672
00:43:57,291 --> 00:43:58,958
‪是看獅子的好時機

673
00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,333
‪妳酒還沒醒嗎？

674
00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:04,250
‪日出，讓我想到獵遊

675
00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:06,416
‪現在是看野生動物的好時機

676
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,583
‪我從沒去過

677
00:44:08,791 --> 00:44:11,708
‪獵遊嗎？妳是何方神聖啊？

678
00:44:11,791 --> 00:44:15,083
‪-我不能自己一個人去
‪-妳不需要男人也能去

679
00:44:16,458 --> 00:44:19,458
‪好，所以妳要我…

680
00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:24,250
‪一個人去住旅館
‪然後獨自在草叢中徘徊？

681
00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:25,958
‪妳現在是單身

682
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:28,791
‪妳想做什麼就去做

683
00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:32,875
‪-我現在是單身
‪-對

684
00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,708
‪-我現在是單身
‪-對！

685
00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:39,250
‪我是單身，聽到了嗎？

686
00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:42,375
‪我是單身！

687
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,791
‪-對！
‪-喂！閉嘴！

688
00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:49,583
‪你才閉嘴！

689
00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:51,958
‪我的小孩在睡覺，真是的！

690
00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:55,666
‪-我也是！
‪-好了…

691
00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:56,833
‪別吵了

692
00:44:57,416 --> 00:45:00,250
‪他們只是還在等人播種而已！

693
00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,333
‪-蒂蒂…
‪-真是的

694
00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:05,291
‪不要吵，202室的瘋女人

695
00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,125
‪耶！

696
00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:16,958
‪噁心！

697
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:27,875
{\an8}‪（主題標籤，回憶
‪瘋一晚，派對，夜生活）

698
00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,041
{\an8}‪（主題標籤，回憶之夜
‪派對，音樂，瘋一晚）

699
00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:36,000
‪這真的不是我的生活圈

700
00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:36,916
‪乾杯

701
00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:38,958
‪我才剛分手，正在療傷

702
00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:44,083
‪我最好的朋友諾妮要我找一夜情

703
00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:49,250
‪我覺得我還沒準備好一夜情
‪因為跟隆加做愛…

704
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,250
‪跟隆加做愛很…

705
00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:56,000
‪很舒服

706
00:45:56,958 --> 00:46:00,041
‪就像…如果他…

707
00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:03,375
‪我會感覺很…

708
00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:14,125
‪（六月）

709
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,750
‪要幫忙嗎？

710
00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:38,625
‪我已經打算這輩子都自己來了
‪我可以，謝謝

711
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,833
‪妳們玩得還真瘋

712
00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:50,375
‪-你來這裡有事嗎？
‪-對…

713
00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,083
‪拿去

714
00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:57,000
‪我真的對卡拉OK沒興趣

715
00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:59,375
‪所以不是因為我，妳只是不喜歡玩樂

716
00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:03,166
‪-你為何還要跟我說話？
‪-妳很有趣

717
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,458
‪妳不在乎別人怎麼想妳

718
00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:10,041
‪妳給的小費都超過一成
‪就算妳一副很難搞的樣子，其實…

719
00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:11,791
‪妳人很好

720
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,708
‪我會去卡拉OK之夜，給你15分鐘

721
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,166
‪你好好利用

722
00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:23,041
‪閉嘴

723
00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:28,250
‪耶！

724
00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,958
‪天啊

725
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:33,416
‪-妳不該宿醉來上班的
‪-沒人問妳意見，潘

726
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,541
‪老闆也不喜歡妳在社群媒體上的貼文

727
00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:41,875
‪那些過度狂歡的派對
‪會對公司造成不良影響

728
00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:44,458
‪謝謝，我會好好考慮妳的建議

729
00:47:44,541 --> 00:47:46,500
‪-好嗎？
‪-對，這是我的王國

730
00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:49,375
‪就眼前所見，我就像白人版的木法沙

731
00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:52,708
‪-她在這裡，我的社群媒體通殺女王
‪-蒂娜…

732
00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:54,583
‪今天不行，尼克

733
00:47:54,666 --> 00:47:56,583
‪-今天不行
‪-貴客，來見見蒂娜

734
00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:59,458
‪她會將新鮮蛋白粉推向新的顛峰

735
00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:02,541
‪妳還好吧？

736
00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:09,625
‪我的鞋子！

737
00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,708
‪這就是我說的“混蛋”

738
00:48:15,291 --> 00:48:17,583
‪-妳吃了什麼？
‪-潘

739
00:48:18,208 --> 00:48:20,833
‪去拿拖把將蒂娜吐出來的早餐清乾淨

740
00:48:20,916 --> 00:48:23,333
‪然後叫她來我的辦公室見我！

741
00:48:23,416 --> 00:48:26,541
‪等她清乾淨之後，好嗎？

742
00:48:27,916 --> 00:48:29,041
‪這是什麼？

743
00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:48,500
‪蒂娜？

744
00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:57,041
‪嘿…

745
00:48:58,458 --> 00:49:00,000
‪喂！你忘了拿鑰匙

746
00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:03,416
‪糟糕

747
00:49:03,958 --> 00:49:06,333
‪朋友！妳怎麼在這裡？怎麼了？

748
00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:07,500
‪-為什麼？
‪-我

749
00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:10,250
‪我因為吐在新鮮DJ的鞋子上
‪被記警告了

750
00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:11,416
‪為什麼…

751
00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:14,750
‪-妳還是他的會計師嗎？
‪-這是工作

752
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:17,875
‪對，我該…

753
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:19,791
‪我該走了

754
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:21,750
‪失陪了

755
00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:25,041
‪等等

756
00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:27,666
‪-新鮮是怎麼回事？
‪-朋友…

757
00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:30,166
‪等等

758
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,375
‪等一下！

759
00:49:58,083 --> 00:49:59,083
‪太好了

760
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:01,666
‪又回到原點了，蒂娜

761
00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:25,291
‪這就是卡拉OK之夜？

762
00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:30,458
‪好，這樣吧？我們回家點外賣
‪然後追蹤我們所有大學同學

763
00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:32,250
‪-我們走
‪-不要

764
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:36,666
‪我…今晚要做愛

765
00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:39,750
‪-但妳的按摩棒沒電了
‪-是跟人做，諾妮

766
00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:42,250
‪我以妳為傲

767
00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:08,708
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

768
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,625
‪我能抽一根嗎？

769
00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:13,208
‪這是最後一根了

770
00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:18,458
‪對，我不知道我為何要跟你討菸
‪我根本不抽菸，就…再見

771
00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:19,375
‪等等

772
00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:21,791
‪我想我們應該重新自我介紹

773
00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:23,625
‪我叫提摩太

774
00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:28,541
‪好

775
00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:31,583
‪我叫蒂娜

776
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:38,875
‪我好愛妳，寶貝

777
00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:44,291
‪我愛妳

778
00:51:44,375 --> 00:51:47,583
‪-下臺啦！
‪-否則去死！

779
00:51:48,166 --> 00:51:55,041
‪我好愛妳，寶貝

780
00:51:56,291 --> 00:51:57,333
‪我…

781
00:51:57,416 --> 00:51:58,458
‪嘿

782
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,208
‪-哈囉
‪-嗨

783
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:07,166
‪-告訴我你不是剛打掃完廁所
‪-不是

784
00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:08,916
‪剛剛有人吐在這裡

785
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,375
‪好，失陪了，我得回去花一星期清洗

786
00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:14,208
‪等一下，妳答應過給我15分鐘

787
00:52:14,291 --> 00:52:15,791
‪我已經在這裡待十分鐘了

788
00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:17,541
‪五分鐘能讓我做很多事了

789
00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:20,166
‪好，開始吧

790
00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:21,375
‪-什麼？
‪-對

791
00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:23,250
‪萍蒂！

792
00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:28,708
‪抱歉，借過

793
00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:31,625
‪我不上臺

794
00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:33,875
‪什麼意思？妳要上去幫我加油

795
00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,291
‪我在下面幫你加油就好

796
00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:37,625
‪-真的？
‪-真的

797
00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:39,958
‪-加油好嗎？
‪-好

798
00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:44,666
‪好，喂！好了！謝謝你

799
00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:45,916
‪好

800
00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,083
‪好，剛剛那首真是鬱悶

801
00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,708
‪-對啊
‪-就是說

802
00:52:51,791 --> 00:52:52,750
‪沒錯

803
00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:27,833
‪今天再見到他真是太扯了
‪好像陌生人一樣

804
00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:30,208
‪-雖然我們不是真的陌生人
‪-妳要…

805
00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:32,000
‪放下，我知道

806
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:34,416
‪我要放下，誰想被騙啊？

807
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:35,958
‪-我不想
‪-不是，妳有…

808
00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:37,416
‪問題

809
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,375
‪-我有問題，提姆
‪-不是…

810
00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:41,000
‪-我有問題
‪-妳這裡有…

811
00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,666
‪搞什麼鬼啊？

812
00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:45,000
‪-搞什麼鬼？
‪-你才搞什麼鬼？變態

813
00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:47,000
‪妳的胸口沾到酪梨醬！

814
00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:48,000
‪怎樣？

815
00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:50,791
‪妳的胸口沾到酪梨醬

816
00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:51,916
‪賤人

817
00:53:52,958 --> 00:53:56,291
‪對不起，好，抱歉…

818
00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,208
‪不用！

819
00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:00,416
‪該死

820
00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:14,166
‪-諾妮！我們走
‪-等等…

821
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,291
‪等一下

822
00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:17,500
‪快點

823
00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:20,083
‪-怎麼了？
‪-難怪妳男友要甩掉妳

824
00:54:20,166 --> 00:54:21,416
‪他一定是受不了妳

825
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,625
‪他沒甩掉我
‪他要跟別人結婚，不一樣

826
00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,666
‪真丟臉，妳會孤獨老死

827
00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:30,041
‪-我們走
‪-你媽媽才孤獨老死！

828
00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:31,000
‪賤人！

829
00:54:31,083 --> 00:54:34,333
‪-你媽媽才賤
‪-不要，我們走，諾妮

830
00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:45,416
‪嘿，早安

831
00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:47,083
‪我一直在想

832
00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:50,125
‪“早安，諾妮
‪妳今天真漂亮”，謝謝妳

833
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:52,791
‪我不要再隨機找一夜情了

834
00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:55,041
‪就算妳找交往對象
‪對方也是隨機找到的

835
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,375
‪那不一樣，我知道那會是真命天子

836
00:54:57,458 --> 00:55:00,291
‪直到他們開始失聯，或背叛妳

837
00:55:00,791 --> 00:55:03,166
‪或是說他們還沒準備好進入關係…

838
00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:05,166
‪好，我懂…

839
00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:07,958
‪諾妮，重點是我試過妳的方法
‪但失敗了

840
00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:11,500
‪所以我下載了線上交友應用程式

841
00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:15,833
‪-妳討厭那種東西
‪-就好好祝福我吧，諾妮

842
00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:18,833
‪我在努力了，對吧？我還公開徵友

843
00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:22,166
‪我想這是幫我放下隆加的唯一辦法

844
00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:26,000
‪好吧，但使出左勾拳時輕點，梅偉瑟

845
00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:28,708
‪這樣吧？妳來幫我填個人檔案

846
00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:30,416
‪我寧可把我的眼睛挖出來

847
00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:34,750
‪妳昨晚跟麥克斯發生什麼事了？

848
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,916
‪沒什麼，我跟麥克斯沒事

849
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,750
‪妳說“沒什麼”是什麼意思？

850
00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:42,666
‪拍一張能凸顯妳顴骨的照片

851
00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:47,333
‪上傳到妳線上交友的檔案
‪妳該從那個角度拍照

852
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,208
‪-好
‪-就…

853
00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:51,791
‪-從那個角度拍
‪-對

854
00:55:52,666 --> 00:55:53,916
‪好，來幫我

855
00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:56,291
‪上班要遲到了

856
00:55:59,833 --> 00:56:02,791
‪這週末編輯會完成版面編排

857
00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:05,500
‪這才是我認識和喜愛的女人

858
00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:10,000
‪尼克，我知道我最近分心了，但…

859
00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:15,750
‪但？

860
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:16,791
‪（妳有新訊息！）

861
00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,583
‪但我會全力以赴

862
00:56:20,666 --> 00:56:23,041
‪我會全力以赴，讓這次行銷成功

863
00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:25,458
‪等新鮮DJ一點頭，我們就在所有

864
00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:27,541
‪社群媒體平臺展開行銷

865
00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:31,625
‪很好！看來妳這次勝券在握了

866
00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:35,791
‪妳兢兢業業，這才是我的通殺女王

867
00:56:35,875 --> 00:56:36,875
‪殺遍無敵手！

868
00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:39,083
‪（配對成功，蒂娜-雷洛）

869
00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:41,541
‪-蒂娜
‪-抱歉

870
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:45,916
‪我只是很興奮
‪對這次行銷活動很興奮

871
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,333
‪這可是新鮮DJ，他…是大人物

872
00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:50,916
‪對吧？天大的客戶

873
00:56:52,541 --> 00:56:54,625
‪妳這次不能失敗，蒂娜

874
00:56:55,125 --> 00:56:56,500
‪妳是我的王牌

875
00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:59,375
‪但妳若再搞砸，我會解雇妳

876
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:04,041
‪讓新鮮DJ相信妳那次只是犯胃病
‪而且只有一次

877
00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:09,375
‪對，我保證不再分心，我會振作起來

878
00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:12,125
‪對！這才是我的妹子

879
00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:14,166
‪加油

880
00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:28,208
‪介紹一下你自己

881
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:41,083
{\an8}‪（配對成功，蒂娜-特布扎）

882
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,000
{\an8}‪（不行）

883
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,500
‪妳爸爸叫奧利弗嗎？

884
00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:49,916
‪因為妳會臣服於這玩意的

885
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,791
{\an8}‪（配對成功-不行，蒂娜-格瓦納）

886
00:58:02,291 --> 00:58:06,375
‪蒂娜赴了11次約會
‪每次都慘敗收場

887
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:08,083
‪但她每次去赴約

888
00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:11,708
‪都相信會遇到真命天子

889
00:58:11,791 --> 00:58:12,916
‪很扯吧？

890
00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:26,833
‪我有個原則

891
00:58:27,833 --> 00:58:30,708
‪長久以來
‪我不會跟同一個男人重複上床

892
00:58:30,791 --> 00:58:31,666
‪好嗎？

893
00:58:32,791 --> 00:58:35,708
‪跟我上床的男人
‪我都先跟他們講這一點

894
00:58:35,791 --> 00:58:38,041
‪而且從來沒人敢挑戰我

895
00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,041
‪除了你

896
00:58:46,083 --> 00:58:47,333
‪繼續說，我在聽

897
00:59:02,208 --> 00:59:04,125
‪所以妳真的不幫我？

898
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:07,583
‪我也不指望你幫我處理客戶的稅務
‪所以不幫

899
00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:08,958
‪我可以啊

900
00:59:09,041 --> 00:59:12,958
‪拜託，你修的酒保課程
‪有哪個符合會計資格

901
00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:15,208
‪我念過商業法

902
00:59:15,833 --> 00:59:18,166
‪瞧妳現在的表情，妳一定覺得我很辣

903
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,583
‪拜託，那你現在怎麼在擦地板？

904
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:23,541
‪法律是我爸要我念的

905
00:59:23,625 --> 00:59:26,041
‪所以我完成學業後

906
00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:29,125
‪就到亞洲和加勒比海遊歷、教英語

907
00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:30,708
‪在酒吧打工

908
00:59:30,791 --> 00:59:33,333
‪現在我回來了
‪我想自己做非營利事業

909
00:59:33,416 --> 00:59:35,791
‪在非洲各地從事永續發展

910
00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,750
‪你爸爸一定以你為榮

911
00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:40,708
‪我爸和我在冷戰，但我有信念

912
00:59:40,791 --> 00:59:43,291
‪就像我和我媽媽
‪不過事情原委跟你不一樣

913
00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,458
‪我們一丁點共同點都沒有

914
00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:46,416
‪妳們為何冷戰？

915
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,041
‪她一向按規矩處理事情
‪而我是家族的警世故事

916
00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:53,000
‪我爸爸恨不得有一個像妳這樣的兒子

917
00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:56,708
‪對，但身為女人
‪光是事業成功並不夠，對吧？

918
00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:59,666
‪沒小孩、沒戒指、沒幸福婚姻

919
01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:05,375
‪沒小孩、沒戒指…

920
01:00:07,791 --> 01:00:09,083
‪對我來說很美

921
01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:15,583
‪好啦，我會幫你打掃

922
01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:19,250
‪好，終於，拿去，妳需要這個

923
01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:21,000
‪還有這個

924
01:00:21,583 --> 01:00:23,458
‪不好意思喔，我不擦地

925
01:00:23,541 --> 01:00:26,625
‪我上次跪在地上
‪是在大學的時候，好嗎？

926
01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:28,125
‪-好
‪-抹布

927
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,541
‪-抹布
‪-謝謝

928
01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:32,458
‪-拿去，我拿拖把
‪-歡迎，謝謝

929
01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:34,000
‪我以為…好

930
01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:37,666
‪-我們就打掃？
‪-沒錯

931
01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:07,208
‪-妳跑哪去了？
‪-討厭

932
01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:10,250
‪妳差點把我嚇死

933
01:01:11,083 --> 01:01:12,541
‪妳怎麼不開燈？

934
01:01:18,458 --> 01:01:19,291
‪寶貝

935
01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:22,583
‪怎麼了？他傷害妳了？

936
01:01:22,666 --> 01:01:24,166
‪那是三P，諾妮

937
01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:27,291
‪跟另一個男人

938
01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:29,166
‪他不可愛嗎？

939
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,833
‪妳怎麼一點都不驚訝？

940
01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:33,125
‪三P其實很常見

941
01:01:33,208 --> 01:01:35,875
‪我曾遇到過，大概三次吧

942
01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:38,333
‪通常都是德國來的
‪年紀比較大的情侶

943
01:01:38,416 --> 01:01:39,541
‪但他們是黑人

944
01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:42,833
‪黑人也有很激進的，妳警醒點

945
01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:45,125
‪單身一定要這樣嗎？

946
01:01:45,625 --> 01:01:50,125
‪是嗎？要像變態
‪三P那些亂七八糟的嗎？

947
01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:51,875
‪對

948
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:53,750
‪但這也是自由

949
01:01:53,833 --> 01:01:56,958
‪有自己的房子
‪跟最好的朋友在一起玩

950
01:01:57,041 --> 01:01:59,083
‪這樣…對妳來說就夠了嗎？

951
01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:02,500
‪為什麼對妳來說還不夠？

952
01:02:13,208 --> 01:02:14,541
‪我不想要單身

953
01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:21,083
‪過來

954
01:02:22,458 --> 01:02:23,541
‪有我在

955
01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:30,083
‪好啦

956
01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:31,916
‪我會跟妳結婚

957
01:02:56,875 --> 01:03:00,041
‪（麥克斯：不然非約會如何？）

958
01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:00,958
‪朋友

959
01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:05,625
‪妳能不能幫我看一下這些？

960
01:03:05,708 --> 01:03:06,750
‪妳這是…

961
01:03:07,541 --> 01:03:09,041
‪-是妳要的？
‪-對

962
01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:10,958
‪是時候該找自己的房子了，對吧？

963
01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:13,500
‪-對，但昨晚…
‪-對，我知道

964
01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:17,541
‪大聲說出來後，我明白妳是對的

965
01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:19,500
‪妳說得對，我該找自己的房子

966
01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:22,875
‪我也該專心工作，免得又被記警告

967
01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:26,166
‪-所以我其實是在為自己好
‪-妳確定嗎？

968
01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:28,416
‪不

969
01:03:29,541 --> 01:03:31,750
‪但至少我們可以一起單身，對吧？

970
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:34,583
‪-對吧？
‪-對

971
01:03:34,666 --> 01:03:36,916
‪-我以為妳會很興奮
‪-我是啊

972
01:03:37,916 --> 01:03:39,541
‪我們是永遠的朋友吧？

973
01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:41,583
‪-永遠…
‪-永遠

974
01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:45,833
‪完美的非約會

975
01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,291
‪-我不覺得像
‪-像什麼？

976
01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:49,666
‪像約會

977
01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:53,125
‪不要有壓力，我已經跟妳上過床了
‪目標達成了

978
01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:57,125
‪-你輸定了
‪-是嗎？

979
01:03:59,416 --> 01:04:00,583
‪去妳家還是我家？

980
01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:02,541
‪別鬧了

981
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,833
‪剛剛那球…那不算…
‪那…我有第二次機會

982
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:51,250
‪好

983
01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:11,125
‪這間公寓不大，但經濟實惠

984
01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:12,208
‪就像鞋盒

985
01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:14,125
{\an8}‪妳應該幫忙的，諾妮

986
01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,541
{\an8}‪要幫忙，諾妮

987
01:05:16,625 --> 01:05:19,083
{\an8}‪我們去臥室會看到…

988
01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,750
{\an8}‪抱歉我遲到了，因為…

989
01:05:22,625 --> 01:05:24,375
‪-該死
‪-有點事

990
01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:29,041
‪-我等妳們先看完
‪-不用…

991
01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:33,000
{\an8}‪（蒂娜的新家！這是誰？）

992
01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:35,208
{\an8}‪就是他，各位

993
01:05:35,291 --> 01:05:39,166
‪就是這個人，已經訂婚了

994
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,125
‪還跟其他女生約會

995
01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:45,083
{\an8}‪現在就讓大家看看
‪你的廬山真面目，隆加

996
01:05:45,166 --> 01:05:46,666
{\an8}‪現在是自拍模式

997
01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:48,958
{\an8}‪（白癡！她在說誰啦！-哇！）

998
01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:51,500
{\an8}‪（她在說自己嗎？）

999
01:05:51,583 --> 01:05:54,375
{\an8}‪對！因為我是故意的

1000
01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:58,000
{\an8}‪因為他不配出現在我的社群媒體上

1001
01:05:58,083 --> 01:05:59,541
{\an8}‪（鏡頭轉過去，讓我們看是誰）

1002
01:05:59,625 --> 01:06:01,750
‪-我們應該甩頭就走嗎？
‪-對

1003
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:02,666
‪甩頭

1004
01:06:06,541 --> 01:06:09,333
‪不對，其實…

1005
01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:13,708
‪有一件事，我一直想對你說

1006
01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:22,250
‪會很痛喔

1007
01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:26,416
‪妳們不要這間公寓了嗎？

1008
01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:29,166
‪討厭

1009
01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,833
‪-我能帶你看看臥室…
‪-好

1010
01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:36,916
‪-這邊請，很漂亮
‪-走吧

1011
01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:40,541
‪為什麼？要…

1012
01:06:41,916 --> 01:06:43,541
‪-她在哪裡？
‪-她在睡覺

1013
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:44,916
‪-睡覺？
‪-睡覺

1014
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,500
‪她終於睡了

1015
01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:24,541
‪媽的，遙控器，在哪裡？

1016
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:27,083
‪好…

1017
01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:30,333
‪-按紅鍵啦
‪-我在按了

1018
01:07:30,416 --> 01:07:32,750
‪-快按，好
‪-關掉了

1019
01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:35,083
‪糟糕，她來了，快躲起來！

1020
01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:41,750
‪-嘿
‪-嘿

1021
01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:44,125
‪-嘿
‪-怎麼了？睡不著？

1022
01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:47,250
‪對，不是，就…

1023
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,208
‪工作壓力太大

1024
01:07:50,916 --> 01:07:54,916
‪-妳要我陪妳嗎？
‪-不用…

1025
01:07:57,458 --> 01:07:59,250
‪我抽了大麻，寶貝

1026
01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:01,833
‪我沒事的…

1027
01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:02,750
‪是嗎？

1028
01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:04,958
‪-好吧
‪-好

1029
01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:07,583
‪-好，晚安
‪-晚安

1030
01:08:13,291 --> 01:08:16,208
‪她走了吧？我們要…

1031
01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:30,208
‪（九月）

1032
01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:33,416
‪-哈囉，媽媽
‪-哈囉，寶貝女兒

1033
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:35,708
‪-進來
‪-謝謝

1034
01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:37,208
‪嗨，伯母

1035
01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:40,291
‪-諾露西…
‪-是諾妮，媽媽

1036
01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:41,208
‪好

1037
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:45,541
‪伯母，妳要喝茶還是咖啡？

1038
01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:46,458
‪臭女人？

1039
01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:50,291
‪這麼熱還喝茶和咖啡？

1040
01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:52,958
‪寶貝，外面好熱

1041
01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:56,458
‪-以前冬天比較長
‪-對

1042
01:08:56,541 --> 01:08:57,625
‪跟我說說

1043
01:08:57,708 --> 01:08:59,958
‪妳還要在這裡住多久？

1044
01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:03,208
‪不會太久，媽媽，我保證

1045
01:09:03,291 --> 01:09:06,666
‪妳之前交往的男生在哪裡？

1046
01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,416
‪他也跟別人合住嗎？

1047
01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:11,000
‪妳知道只有我和諾妮住在這裡吧？

1048
01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:13,958
‪沒錯，這就是合住

1049
01:09:14,041 --> 01:09:16,000
‪見到妳真高興

1050
01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:18,083
‪妳這屋子裡沒托盤嗎？

1051
01:09:19,958 --> 01:09:20,833
‪算了…

1052
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:25,458
‪媽媽，我在想也許我該找自己的房子

1053
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:27,500
‪媽媽，怎麼了？

1054
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,500
‪媽媽，怎麼了？

1055
01:09:32,583 --> 01:09:34,416
‪蒂娜…

1056
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:36,083
‪妳想害死我嗎？

1057
01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:38,458
‪我告訴過妳多少次

1058
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,708
‪男人不會娶有自己房子的女人

1059
01:09:40,791 --> 01:09:42,708
‪不然他們就不算男人是嗎？

1060
01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:44,875
‪哇，妳有什麼資格說

1061
01:09:45,416 --> 01:09:48,000
‪一個不婚族

1062
01:09:48,583 --> 01:09:51,583
‪聽好，妳不能跟她一樣

1063
01:09:51,666 --> 01:09:55,250
‪妳還是有機會脫單

1064
01:09:56,083 --> 01:10:00,750
‪媽媽…妳也單身很久了吧？
‪妳看看妳

1065
01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:01,958
‪妳也過得很好

1066
01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,000
‪-很好？
‪-對

1067
01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:04,083
‪-很好？
‪-對

1068
01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:08,166
‪我很好是因為我把希望寄託在有一天

1069
01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:13,458
‪妳會結婚，然後幫我生可愛的小孫子

1070
01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:16,333
‪可愛的孫子？不要啦，媽媽

1071
01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:19,958
‪伯母，妳還太年輕，不要當外婆

1072
01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:22,666
‪天啊，不用這樣奉承我

1073
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,208
‪我們好好談談，孩子

1074
01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:30,958
‪想想看像妳這樣漂亮的女生

1075
01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:36,375
‪獨自一人住在公寓裡，瞪著牆壁

1076
01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:37,625
‪不行，女兒

1077
01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:40,833
‪找個好丈夫，讓他好好照顧妳

1078
01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:44,708
‪你們可以一起買夢想中的房子
‪懂嗎？

1079
01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:47,583
‪對

1080
01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:49,500
‪乾杯

1081
01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:52,375
‪乾杯

1082
01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:04,750
‪謝謝

1083
01:11:13,916 --> 01:11:15,791
‪你老婆知道你在這裡嗎？

1084
01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:18,166
‪不知道

1085
01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:22,541
‪所以你…又背著她來找我？

1086
01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:24,333
‪這要看妳

1087
01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:27,833
‪我是開玩笑的…

1088
01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:29,916
‪但不好笑，對不起

1089
01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:39,583
‪-我本來想打給妳…
‪-你知道…

1090
01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:44,166
‪我本來想跟妳解釋…我離婚了

1091
01:11:48,208 --> 01:11:49,125
‪什麼？

1092
01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:51,625
‪所以…

1093
01:11:52,916 --> 01:11:56,333
‪所以我才在找新公寓
‪我的住處有太多回憶

1094
01:11:56,916 --> 01:12:00,291
‪什麼回憶？
‪已經跟她訂婚卻跟我同居的回憶？

1095
01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:02,833
‪好，我們可不可以別在這裡談…

1096
01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:04,333
‪不行…

1097
01:12:04,416 --> 01:12:07,791
‪其實在這裡談很好
‪因為你似乎忘記了

1098
01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,958
‪我確實撞見你在辦單身派對

1099
01:12:10,041 --> 01:12:12,916
‪我想這很公平吧？在這裡談很好…

1100
01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:14,541
‪天啊

1101
01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,708
‪隆加，怎麼了？你本來氣勢正旺

1102
01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:18,750
‪你離婚了，然後呢？

1103
01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:20,625
‪整個場子都是你的，大家都在聽

1104
01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:22,666
‪好…我犯錯了

1105
01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:24,291
‪蒂娜，我想要妳

1106
01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:26,333
‪所以我才來找妳

1107
01:12:26,416 --> 01:12:30,208
‪但我以為你說過，我們只是兩個人…

1108
01:12:30,291 --> 01:12:31,208
‪是什麼來著？

1109
01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:34,541
‪玩玩而已，你不是這樣說的嗎？

1110
01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:40,166
‪不是，我錯了，妳說得對

1111
01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:42,333
‪妳說得對，我愛上妳了

1112
01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:45,000
‪我愛上妳

1113
01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,708
‪所以我沒告訴妳實話

1114
01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:50,250
‪所以我一直跟妳見面，雖然不應該

1115
01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:55,583
‪我愛上妳

1116
01:13:04,291 --> 01:13:06,416
‪過來，寶貝，你可以來我懷裡

1117
01:13:14,750 --> 01:13:20,041
‪所以新鮮蛋白
‪需要全新的社群媒體策略，對吧？

1118
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:22,291
‪將這品牌推向下一個顛峰

1119
01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:24,916
‪所以我向你介紹…

1120
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,583
‪（新鮮蛋白-新鮮錠）

1121
01:13:26,666 --> 01:13:28,250
‪新鮮舒心錠

1122
01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:31,208
‪每週為你的社群媒體規劃影片內容

1123
01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:35,250
‪你生活中每星期結束時
‪需要打氣一下，就靠…

1124
01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:37,333
‪暫停一下

1125
01:13:37,416 --> 01:13:39,500
‪新鮮蛋白，對吧？

1126
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:43,958
‪能幫你打氣的新鮮蛋白錠

1127
01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:55,958
‪-我喜歡
‪-好

1128
01:13:58,416 --> 01:14:00,958
‪妳應該要多來幾次食物中毒

1129
01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:03,583
‪不，絕對不要

1130
01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:05,916
‪我慘吐的日子過去了

1131
01:14:08,583 --> 01:14:09,708
‪好

1132
01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:14,583
‪抱歉失陪一下，各位

1133
01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:15,500
‪好

1134
01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:29,416
‪（我不能沒有妳！愛妳的隆加）

1135
01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:35,375
‪噢，別又來了

1136
01:15:01,958 --> 01:15:04,416
‪-別來煩我
‪-我做不到，我愛妳

1137
01:15:05,291 --> 01:15:06,833
‪-你愛我？
‪-我愛妳

1138
01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:09,916
‪-從什麼時候？
‪-蒂娜，我很抱歉

1139
01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:12,250
‪之前的事我真的很抱歉

1140
01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:14,875
‪辜谷和我說好
‪她不在時，我能去找別人…

1141
01:15:14,958 --> 01:15:16,958
‪聽好，這是真的

1142
01:15:17,041 --> 01:15:18,500
‪我們原本想維持這種關係

1143
01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:21,250
‪但要放棄建立七年的感情並不容易

1144
01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:24,875
‪這是很動聽的故事
‪但我就是看不到自己的未來

1145
01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:26,625
‪蒂娜，妳…

1146
01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:29,666
‪妳才是那個讓我想回家的人

1147
01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:11,250
‪好吧

1148
01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:19,125
‪-加了銀確實比較好喝
‪-對吧？

1149
01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,458
‪我要取名為麥克斯的香草龍舌蘭

1150
01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:23,041
‪一定會爆紅…

1151
01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:26,041
‪-這名字很爛
‪-才不爛

1152
01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:28,083
‪我怎麼會讓你看我裸體？

1153
01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:31,833
‪非常美，美得冒泡

1154
01:16:31,916 --> 01:16:33,041
‪我很喜歡

1155
01:16:35,666 --> 01:16:38,541
‪所以偷偷摸摸進出我們公寓的是你

1156
01:16:38,625 --> 01:16:41,208
‪-不是
‪-不是…拜託

1157
01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:43,750
‪-她只是幫我檢查扁桃腺
‪-對，什麼？

1158
01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:46,458
‪對，因為妳的舌頭又長又漂亮

1159
01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:48,291
‪-我很喜歡…
‪-閉嘴

1160
01:16:48,375 --> 01:16:50,541
‪她是妳的朋友，該讓她知道事實

1161
01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:54,083
‪-妳朋友走了
‪-蒂娜！蒂蒂！等等

1162
01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:56,208
‪蒂蒂

1163
01:16:56,916 --> 01:17:00,541
‪寶貝，別讓我穿著高跟鞋跑
‪妳知道我沒辦法這樣跑

1164
01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:03,125
‪-拜託
‪-諾妮，妳為何不告訴我他的事？

1165
01:17:03,875 --> 01:17:05,875
‪我不想讓妳覺得不舒服，妳知道的

1166
01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:08,500
‪-因為妳…
‪-怎樣？

1167
01:17:08,583 --> 01:17:10,916
‪-怎樣？因為我怎樣？
‪-因為妳單身

1168
01:17:12,916 --> 01:17:16,458
‪妳看，妳知道妳變成什麼樣子？
‪變成妳以前討厭的情侶

1169
01:17:16,541 --> 01:17:18,750
‪什麼？我們根本不是情侶！
‪我們只是…

1170
01:17:18,833 --> 01:17:20,916
‪-我喜歡他…
‪-我和隆加剛剛去吃冰淇淋

1171
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,708
‪他離婚了，想要我回頭

1172
01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:25,333
‪-妳沒答應吧？
‪-對，我沒答應

1173
01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:27,750
‪因為妳想回頭

1174
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,833
‪諾妮，如果他是真命天子呢？

1175
01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:34,875
‪如果真的是呢？愛情是很複雜的吧？

1176
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:37,625
‪成熟一點，他不是真命天子

1177
01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:39,208
‪-妳為什麼要這樣？
‪-因為…

1178
01:17:39,291 --> 01:17:41,916
‪若妳跟麥克斯在一起
‪我就真的是一個人了

1179
01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:45,083
‪我沒跟麥克斯在一起

1180
01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:48,833
‪諾妮，妳跟他上床超過一次了

1181
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,041
‪用妳的話說，這是戀愛關係

1182
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:33,083
{\an8}‪（主題標籤，野餐，寶貝
‪放閃，好玩，出遊）

1183
01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:48,333
{\an8}‪（諾妮：我看到你們復合了…）

1184
01:18:48,416 --> 01:18:51,416
{\an8}‪（這是不是表示我若想見妳
‪也會見到他）

1185
01:18:58,833 --> 01:19:04,958
‪我好愛妳，寶貝

1186
01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:08,208
‪我愛妳

1187
01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:12,666
‪每次卡拉OK之夜
‪都會聽到他唱“我愛妳”是吧？

1188
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:18,791
‪抱歉我們得在這裡見面
‪因為我現在要請假就太遲了

1189
01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:21,833
‪不用…沒關係，麥克斯

1190
01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:25,833
‪至少這樣我們可以喝酒
‪然後走路回家，對吧？

1191
01:19:25,916 --> 01:19:30,583
‪希望路上不會有路障

1192
01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:32,250
‪路上…

1193
01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:48,875
‪對，飲料，來

1194
01:19:49,750 --> 01:19:50,750
‪拿去

1195
01:19:50,833 --> 01:19:52,250
‪謝謝

1196
01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,583
‪等一下

1197
01:19:57,666 --> 01:20:00,208
‪多拿一點酒來，好嗎？

1198
01:20:00,291 --> 01:20:02,041
‪好，很好

1199
01:20:02,125 --> 01:20:04,333
‪-我想祝酒
‪-祝酒？

1200
01:20:04,416 --> 01:20:05,583
‪-對
‪-好

1201
01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:07,958
‪敬第二次機會…

1202
01:20:08,625 --> 01:20:11,750
‪和新的開始
‪還有我們第一次雙重約會

1203
01:20:11,833 --> 01:20:14,250
‪-對，來
‪-乾杯

1204
01:20:15,666 --> 01:20:16,666
‪唉呀

1205
01:20:17,375 --> 01:20:19,458
‪我也想敬妳，蒂娜

1206
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:22,208
‪我知道我配不上妳…

1207
01:20:22,291 --> 01:20:23,541
‪沒錯

1208
01:20:26,875 --> 01:20:29,000
‪但謝謝妳還是愛我

1209
01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:30,958
‪還有讓我們見面

1210
01:20:31,958 --> 01:20:35,291
‪還有諾妮，謝謝妳同意我們在一起

1211
01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:39,666
‪你知道嗎？蒂娜若是開心
‪諾妮也會開心

1212
01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:41,125
‪你不用替我說話

1213
01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:42,958
‪那或許妳該說點話

1214
01:20:43,583 --> 01:20:44,916
‪謝謝你

1215
01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:47,541
‪你之前怎麼沒告訴她你訂婚了？

1216
01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:50,583
‪-諾妮
‪-週末的足球賽是怎麼回事

1217
01:20:50,666 --> 01:20:52,208
‪這是我們兩人之間的事

1218
01:20:52,291 --> 01:20:54,958
‪你支持以色列還是巴勒斯坦？
‪聊一下溫和的話題

1219
01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:58,125
‪但你娶別人時
‪就不是你們兩人之間的事

1220
01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:01,708
‪我得為此幫助她振作時
‪就不是你們兩人的事

1221
01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:04,166
‪因為她喝得酩酊大醉，為你心碎

1222
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:05,625
‪妳幹嘛說出來？

1223
01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:10,125
‪好…

1224
01:21:13,541 --> 01:21:15,125
‪我想下一個該換我們上臺了

1225
01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:16,750
‪你知道我不會上臺的

1226
01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:19,000
‪我們上去吧

1227
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:20,666
‪-是嗎？
‪-對，我們去

1228
01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:23,291
‪-好
‪-好

1229
01:21:23,375 --> 01:21:24,458
‪情侶無敵

1230
01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:28,958
‪你是站在哪一邊？

1231
01:21:29,041 --> 01:21:30,458
‪當然站在妳這邊

1232
01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:33,166
‪但如果妳再繼續這樣
‪妳會失去妳的朋友

1233
01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:36,500
‪騙子永遠向著騙子

1234
01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:38,666
‪-我可不是隆加
‪-你就跟他一樣

1235
01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:41,083
‪妳到底在說什麼？

1236
01:21:43,083 --> 01:21:44,791
‪怎麼回事？

1237
01:21:51,708 --> 01:21:53,458
‪你開什麼玩笑？

1238
01:21:54,625 --> 01:21:56,291
‪你在耍我嗎？

1239
01:21:57,208 --> 01:21:58,208
‪諾妮！

1240
01:21:58,791 --> 01:22:01,833
‪諾妮，等一下！

1241
01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:05,333
‪諾妮，等一下，娜杜米索

1242
01:22:05,416 --> 01:22:06,416
‪妳在搞什麼？

1243
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:09,166
‪-妳應該給他一個機會
‪-我不相信他

1244
01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:11,333
‪但他能讓我開心

1245
01:22:11,416 --> 01:22:12,958
‪他只是讓妳不那麼孤單

1246
01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:14,916
‪好，那這樣有什麼不對？

1247
01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:19,083
‪妳困在童話故事裡

1248
01:22:19,166 --> 01:22:21,250
‪他們不愛妳，好嗎？

1249
01:22:21,333 --> 01:22:24,250
‪他們利用完妳後就甩掉妳
‪妳還縱容他們

1250
01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:26,166
‪這聽起來比較像妳的狀況，但沒關係

1251
01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:28,416
‪拜託，又沒人利用我

1252
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,916
‪是嗎？妳嗎？

1253
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,125
‪妳喝醉後

1254
01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:35,958
‪勾搭每個見到的男人

1255
01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:39,708
‪妳不可能永遠青春美麗

1256
01:22:39,791 --> 01:22:42,416
‪然後呢？妳還剩下什麼？

1257
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,875
‪我的自尊，我不會為垃圾定下來

1258
01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,125
‪妳的差別只是

1259
01:22:46,208 --> 01:22:48,833
‪沒收錢而已，怎麼稱得上“自尊”？

1260
01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:53,708
‪諾妮…我不是…

1261
01:22:55,416 --> 01:22:57,375
‪我不是那個意思

1262
01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:00,833
‪妳愛怎樣就怎樣，好嗎？

1263
01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:03,166
‪把妳的東西帶走，去跟他同居

1264
01:23:03,958 --> 01:23:08,458
‪但這次…別再回來了
‪因為我不管妳了

1265
01:23:17,208 --> 01:23:18,750
‪諾妮…

1266
01:23:40,666 --> 01:23:41,916
‪諾妮…

1267
01:23:58,166 --> 01:23:59,375
‪沒事的

1268
01:24:00,541 --> 01:24:03,958
‪-我住在這裡沒關係嗎？
‪-對，過來

1269
01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:10,833
‪我不想再讓妳離開，好嗎？

1270
01:24:11,916 --> 01:24:13,000
‪來

1271
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:23,416
‪（十月）

1272
01:25:22,291 --> 01:25:23,958
‪你背叛過人嗎？

1273
01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:28,041
‪有，大學時有一次

1274
01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:30,333
‪我背叛自己，考試作弊

1275
01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:36,458
‪有啦，我們當時交往幾個月

1276
01:25:38,291 --> 01:25:39,125
‪為什麼？

1277
01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:42,166
‪我們當時太年輕太傻

1278
01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:43,875
‪公平來說

1279
01:25:43,958 --> 01:25:45,041
‪是她先出軌的

1280
01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,375
‪妳也有這情況嗎？

1281
01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:07,291
‪等一下…

1282
01:26:15,958 --> 01:26:17,666
‪天快亮了

1283
01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:19,416
‪什麼意思？

1284
01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:20,625
‪出去

1285
01:26:21,208 --> 01:26:22,208
‪什麼？

1286
01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:24,000
‪-怎麼了？
‪-出去吧

1287
01:26:46,833 --> 01:26:49,208
‪不行，只能在今晚，這是重點

1288
01:26:50,708 --> 01:26:52,541
‪不，你不用這樣

1289
01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:56,833
‪好吧，聽好

1290
01:26:56,916 --> 01:27:00,958
‪我們8點在銀星旅館見面，怎麼樣？

1291
01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:02,625
‪我再打給你

1292
01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:05,208
‪-嘿
‪-嘿，寶貝

1293
01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:07,708
‪妳提早回來了，妳怎麼…妳好嗎？

1294
01:27:07,791 --> 01:27:09,166
‪還好嗎？

1295
01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:10,625
‪對，沒塞車

1296
01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:12,458
‪那是誰？

1297
01:27:13,166 --> 01:27:17,875
‪工作，你知道的，就是工作…

1298
01:27:17,958 --> 01:27:20,708
‪他們要我今晚去見新客戶

1299
01:27:20,791 --> 01:27:22,875
‪-所以我必須…
‪-今晚？

1300
01:27:22,958 --> 01:27:25,083
‪-對
‪-不能等到明天早上？

1301
01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:28,625
‪不行，寶貝，因為明天是妳的生日

1302
01:27:28,708 --> 01:27:30,791
‪一整天都是妳的生日

1303
01:27:30,875 --> 01:27:34,166
‪我不想在妳的生日工作，這可不行

1304
01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:35,958
‪妳餓了嗎？吃過了嗎？

1305
01:27:36,041 --> 01:27:37,875
‪我餓了，我要吃飯，妳真漂亮

1306
01:27:37,958 --> 01:27:39,541
‪我去做飯，好嗎？

1307
01:28:30,458 --> 01:28:32,375
‪-喂
‪-嘿

1308
01:28:33,541 --> 01:28:34,916
‪嘿

1309
01:28:36,166 --> 01:28:37,291
‪又來了

1310
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:41,583
‪我在旅館，因為隆加要開會

1311
01:28:41,666 --> 01:28:43,500
‪我現在坐在大廳…

1312
01:28:44,333 --> 01:28:45,500
‪哪間旅館？

1313
01:28:46,875 --> 01:28:48,375
‪哪間旅館？

1314
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,166
‪他父母嗎？

1315
01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:52,625
‪什麼？

1316
01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:57,750
‪是他父母，我看過照片
‪所以認出他們…

1317
01:28:59,458 --> 01:29:01,291
‪他怎麼不告訴我他父母來了？

1318
01:29:05,416 --> 01:29:07,083
‪他們是來參加妳的驚喜派對的

1319
01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:11,500
‪什麼…驚喜？給我的？

1320
01:29:13,041 --> 01:29:16,291
‪寶貝，老公，真是太棒了

1321
01:29:16,375 --> 01:29:18,666
‪妳根本不叫他老公

1322
01:29:21,666 --> 01:29:23,083
‪妳在跳什麼？

1323
01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:26,458
‪什麼？是為我辦的？

1324
01:29:26,541 --> 01:29:27,625
‪我嗎？

1325
01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:30,208
‪真是太棒了

1326
01:29:30,291 --> 01:29:31,708
‪這是什麼？

1327
01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:35,500
‪天啊，你們這是…

1328
01:29:49,416 --> 01:29:50,375
‪好

1329
01:29:50,458 --> 01:29:51,916
‪繼續走，快到了

1330
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:53,500
‪-我沒事
‪-妳可以的

1331
01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:54,666
‪好

1332
01:29:55,208 --> 01:29:56,416
‪怎麼回事？

1333
01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:57,875
‪到了

1334
01:30:01,791 --> 01:30:04,500
‪驚喜！

1335
01:30:04,583 --> 01:30:06,375
‪天啊！哇！

1336
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,375
‪-生日快樂，寶貝
‪-我好驚訝

1337
01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:11,583
‪媽，爸

1338
01:30:11,666 --> 01:30:13,500
‪這位是蒂娜

1339
01:30:13,583 --> 01:30:15,000
‪妳好，蒂娜

1340
01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:17,333
‪妳好，伯母，幸會

1341
01:30:18,666 --> 01:30:20,833
‪伯父，幸會

1342
01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:24,250
‪-媽媽
‪-是，我的寶貝

1343
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,750
‪妳知道嗎？妳真是幸運

1344
01:30:27,833 --> 01:30:29,000
‪有像他這樣的男人

1345
01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:30,708
‪我未來的女婿

1346
01:30:30,791 --> 01:30:33,583
‪天啊，他真講究

1347
01:30:33,666 --> 01:30:36,416
‪我去跟經理確認一些事

1348
01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:37,375
‪好

1349
01:30:38,708 --> 01:30:41,375
‪我真開心，你們又復合了

1350
01:30:41,458 --> 01:30:43,041
‪你們又找到彼此了

1351
01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:46,500
‪你們可以一起買夢想中的大房子了

1352
01:30:46,583 --> 01:30:48,291
‪-一起？
‪-對

1353
01:30:48,375 --> 01:30:50,958
‪這男人會照顧妳的，孩子

1354
01:30:51,041 --> 01:30:52,083
‪他跟妳爸爸不一樣

1355
01:30:52,583 --> 01:30:54,708
‪-他會對妳忠誠的，我看得出來
‪-伯母

1356
01:30:56,666 --> 01:30:58,625
‪隆加有幾個朋友想見蒂蒂

1357
01:30:58,708 --> 01:31:00,750
‪所以我要借用她幾分鐘

1358
01:31:00,833 --> 01:31:02,291
‪好

1359
01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:04,416
‪對

1360
01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:09,958
‪-這些人是誰？
‪-我不知道

1361
01:31:12,291 --> 01:31:13,583
‪我其實很驚訝妳會來

1362
01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:17,416
‪得有人讓妳在妳媽身邊保持清醒

1363
01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:19,833
‪-對
‪-妳看起來像百依百順的妻子

1364
01:31:24,041 --> 01:31:25,875
‪諾妮，對不起

1365
01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:27,583
‪朋友…

1366
01:31:29,916 --> 01:31:32,625
‪蒂娜，寶貝
‪請妳過來站在我身邊好嗎？

1367
01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:35,791
‪好

1368
01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:41,916
‪對，蒂娜，過來

1369
01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:47,208
‪怎麼了？

1370
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:52,625
‪首先…我想謝謝大家今天來參加

1371
01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:57,291
‪蒂娜和我交往時經歷了許多事

1372
01:31:57,375 --> 01:32:00,833
‪今天大家能齊聚一堂跟我們一起慶祝
‪真是意義重大

1373
01:32:02,416 --> 01:32:03,916
‪我們…

1374
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,000
‪對，我們這一路上遇到一些障礙

1375
01:32:08,750 --> 01:32:10,625
‪對，所以…

1376
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:16,208
‪現在我只想確保我們不會再失去彼此

1377
01:32:18,666 --> 01:32:22,625
‪大家快把手機拿出來
‪要是沒錄到她會殺了我們

1378
01:32:22,708 --> 01:32:23,708
‪天啊，孩子

1379
01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:27,125
‪蒂娜瑪道

1380
01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:31,416
‪妳在看似不可能的情況下爭取愛情

1381
01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:35,208
‪妳照顧我，將我變成更好的人

1382
01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:39,708
‪我希望妳能在我們下半輩子繼續下去

1383
01:32:47,875 --> 01:32:49,208
‪妳願意嫁給我嗎？

1384
01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:55,541
‪快答應

1385
01:33:00,458 --> 01:33:02,291
‪好了，把手機收起來

1386
01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:03,750
‪蒂娜…

1387
01:33:07,291 --> 01:33:08,791
‪真為我姊妹感到驕傲

1388
01:33:11,166 --> 01:33:12,125
‪去喝香檳

1389
01:33:15,208 --> 01:33:16,291
‪蒂娜

1390
01:33:16,375 --> 01:33:19,583
‪蒂娜，妳在做什麼？怎麼回事？

1391
01:33:19,666 --> 01:33:20,833
‪剛剛是怎麼回事？

1392
01:33:22,125 --> 01:33:23,666
‪我昨晚跟蹤你了

1393
01:33:24,333 --> 01:33:26,708
‪我跟蹤你到旅館，我知道這樣很誇張

1394
01:33:26,791 --> 01:33:29,500
‪但我以為我又會闖入你的單身派對

1395
01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:30,916
‪其實也不誇張，對吧？

1396
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,125
‪因為這件事確實發生過
‪我確實曾闖進你的單身派對

1397
01:33:34,208 --> 01:33:36,291
‪-你確實跟別人結婚過
‪-那是以前的事

1398
01:33:36,375 --> 01:33:38,208
‪那是以前，都過去了

1399
01:33:38,291 --> 01:33:40,291
‪我現在跟妳在一起

1400
01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:43,083
‪-你說你愛我，對吧？
‪-對

1401
01:33:43,166 --> 01:33:44,666
‪但你從沒打電話給我

1402
01:33:44,750 --> 01:33:45,958
‪-那重要嗎？
‪-重要

1403
01:33:46,041 --> 01:33:47,833
‪-這真的重要嗎？
‪-真的！

1404
01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:52,916
‪我們相識的這整段時間裡

1405
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:54,750
‪你曾表現出你想要我嗎？

1406
01:33:54,833 --> 01:33:57,125
‪不是把我當備胎女友

1407
01:33:57,208 --> 01:34:00,625
‪不是把我當成照顧你的人，隆加
‪而是正視我，蒂娜

1408
01:34:00,708 --> 01:34:02,541
‪三分鐘前，蒂娜

1409
01:34:02,625 --> 01:34:06,250
‪就在三分鐘前，我下跪向妳求婚

1410
01:34:06,333 --> 01:34:08,916
‪你才剛離婚三個月，對吧？

1411
01:34:09,958 --> 01:34:10,791
‪對

1412
01:34:16,458 --> 01:34:17,875
‪我不愛你

1413
01:34:19,541 --> 01:34:20,625
‪不愛

1414
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:26,666
‪我只是不喜歡單身

1415
01:34:56,208 --> 01:34:57,375
‪蒂蒂？

1416
01:35:00,125 --> 01:35:01,333
‪蒂娜

1417
01:35:15,541 --> 01:35:16,958
‪我不配，朋友

1418
01:35:17,583 --> 01:35:19,083
‪閉嘴啦

1419
01:35:39,791 --> 01:35:43,958
‪隆加求婚失敗的影片在網路上爆紅了
‪妳不再是絕望的寶貝了

1420
01:35:44,875 --> 01:35:46,833
‪天啊，我真不敢相信我拒絕了

1421
01:35:47,625 --> 01:35:50,666
‪妳今天鎮壓全場

1422
01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:52,083
‪妳該自豪的

1423
01:35:52,916 --> 01:35:55,291
‪諾妮，單身也沒關係，對吧？

1424
01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:57,625
‪對

1425
01:35:58,791 --> 01:36:01,916
‪還是比失去真命天子強
‪因為妳是個笨蛋

1426
01:36:04,958 --> 01:36:06,750
‪那個酒保是真命天子？

1427
01:36:11,083 --> 01:36:12,541
‪這樣吧

1428
01:36:12,625 --> 01:36:16,041
‪我今天既然能拒絕求婚

1429
01:36:16,125 --> 01:36:17,708
‪那妳，我的朋友…

1430
01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:20,583
‪妳也可以贏回妳的男人

1431
01:36:21,541 --> 01:36:23,416
‪好，明天再說

1432
01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:25,875
‪今天的精力用完了

1433
01:36:25,958 --> 01:36:27,583
‪不，就今天，其實就是現在

1434
01:36:27,666 --> 01:36:29,041
‪-不要
‪-要

1435
01:36:29,125 --> 01:36:30,875
‪我都已經卸妝了

1436
01:36:30,958 --> 01:36:34,083
‪妳化妝只要五分鐘，反正他也不在乎

1437
01:36:34,166 --> 01:36:36,916
‪我們走啦

1438
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,833
‪希望你們有美好的夜晚

1439
01:36:38,916 --> 01:36:40,750
‪-好
‪-我們能談談嗎？

1440
01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:41,833
‪我在忙

1441
01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:47,083
‪跟你吵架很抱歉，跟你分手也很抱歉

1442
01:36:48,791 --> 01:36:52,750
‪我沒發生什麼事，好嗎？
‪也沒人傷我的心

1443
01:36:52,833 --> 01:36:56,166
‪我只是…
‪看過太多人被愛情毀掉，我就…

1444
01:36:56,250 --> 01:36:58,291
‪我自己築起防護牆，定下原則

1445
01:36:59,333 --> 01:37:00,583
‪你聽到了嗎？

1446
01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:03,541
‪我聽到了，但…

1447
01:37:03,625 --> 01:37:06,541
‪我怎麼知道妳已經準備好
‪打破那道圍牆？

1448
01:37:09,666 --> 01:37:10,750
‪對

1449
01:37:54,041 --> 01:37:58,458
‪我愛你

1450
01:37:59,958 --> 01:38:02,500
‪好愛你

1451
01:38:03,833 --> 01:38:09,125
‪我好愛你…

1452
01:38:11,833 --> 01:38:18,125
‪我好愛你

1453
01:38:19,833 --> 01:38:26,166
‪我好愛你

1454
01:38:27,916 --> 01:38:31,000
‪你是我的真命天子

1455
01:38:31,791 --> 01:38:34,500
‪我是你的真命天女

1456
01:38:35,833 --> 01:38:40,750
‪我愛你

1457
01:38:44,041 --> 01:38:49,708
‪我愛你

1458
01:38:50,375 --> 01:38:51,666
‪好愛你

1459
01:38:52,666 --> 01:38:54,708
‪我需要你

1460
01:38:54,791 --> 01:38:56,916
‪我想要你

1461
01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:58,500
‪我愛你

1462
01:39:11,416 --> 01:39:12,416
‪好！

1463
01:39:16,708 --> 01:39:18,416
‪快帶我下臺

1464
01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:19,791
‪好，要下臺嗎？

1465
01:39:19,875 --> 01:39:21,541
‪-你要帶我下去
‪-好

1466
01:39:21,625 --> 01:39:23,375
‪-好
‪-沒問題

1467
01:39:24,541 --> 01:39:25,666
‪好戲結束了

1468
01:39:25,750 --> 01:39:27,250
‪很好

1469
01:39:27,333 --> 01:39:30,500
‪沒有自己的房子，東西還這麼多啊

1470
01:39:30,583 --> 01:39:32,833
‪至少騰出空間給你了，對吧？

1471
01:39:32,916 --> 01:39:35,125
‪-不會吧？不行
‪-對

1472
01:39:35,208 --> 01:39:37,375
‪-為什麼？
‪-不行，誰都別搬走

1473
01:39:37,458 --> 01:39:40,708
‪好，我想就這樣了
‪所有東西都在這了

1474
01:39:40,791 --> 01:39:42,958
‪-妳確定妳都搬完了？
‪-對，保證

1475
01:39:43,041 --> 01:39:45,708
‪趁她還沒改變心意，我們快走吧

1476
01:39:45,791 --> 01:39:47,000
‪好，我們走吧

1477
01:39:49,625 --> 01:39:50,833
‪妳會想我的

1478
01:39:50,916 --> 01:39:52,166
‪-不會
‪-會

1479
01:39:52,250 --> 01:39:53,166
‪-不會
‪-會

1480
01:39:54,833 --> 01:39:56,666
‪-換麥克斯了，過來，麥克斯
‪-好

1481
01:39:57,791 --> 01:39:58,791
‪照顧好我朋友

1482
01:39:58,875 --> 01:39:59,958
‪-我會的
‪-保證？

1483
01:40:00,041 --> 01:40:01,458
‪-保證
‪-很好

1484
01:40:02,166 --> 01:40:03,791
‪-我們快走
‪-再見

1485
01:40:03,875 --> 01:40:05,000
‪再見，寶貝

1486
01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:13,041
‪好

1487
01:40:20,541 --> 01:40:21,750
‪（隆加西比亞）

1488
01:40:21,833 --> 01:40:22,833
‪（解除朋友關係）

1489
01:40:22,916 --> 01:40:25,750
‪（隆加西比亞
‪和娜萊蒂賈提亞穩定交往中）

1490
01:40:32,875 --> 01:40:35,708
‪（解除朋友關係）

1491
01:43:03,291 --> 01:43:07,625
{\an8}‪（第415鏡，第3次）

1492
01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:20,666
‪北河三房

1493
01:43:21,333 --> 01:43:22,333
‪什麼？

1494
01:43:23,416 --> 01:43:24,333
‪北河三

1495
01:43:24,416 --> 01:43:25,583
‪好，我們走

1496
01:43:26,208 --> 01:43:29,333
‪請再送兩盒保險套到北河三房

1497
01:43:30,625 --> 01:43:31,625
‪好

1498
01:43:36,666 --> 01:43:39,041
‪曼迪莎，北河三

1499
01:43:40,958 --> 01:43:44,083
{\an8}‪我的通關密語是“甜菜根”
‪我說三次了

1500
01:43:44,166 --> 01:43:45,541
{\an8}‪（主題標籤，絕對單身電影
‪絕對單身）

1501
01:43:45,625 --> 01:43:49,083
{\an8}‪噢，妳們真漂亮

1502
01:43:58,041 --> 01:43:59,041
{\an8}‪不行啦

1503
01:44:02,125 --> 01:44:03,666
{\an8}‪打板準備

1504
01:44:03,750 --> 01:44:05,958
{\an8}‪小妞，妳爸是恐怖分子嗎？

1505
01:44:07,041 --> 01:44:09,583
{\an8}‪因為妳的屁股像炸彈

1506
01:44:09,666 --> 01:44:11,458
{\an8}‪妳是小菜一碟嗎？

1507
01:44:13,416 --> 01:44:15,750
{\an8}‪因為我想要一碟

1508
01:44:15,833 --> 01:44:17,416
{\an8}‪-好爛的臺詞
‪-對

1509
01:44:18,291 --> 01:44:19,375
{\an8}‪你能再換一句嗎？

1510
01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:22,541
{\an8}‪-妳爸爸叫奧利弗嗎？
‪-為什麼…

1511
01:44:23,083 --> 01:44:26,916
{\an8}‪因為妳會臣服於…

1512
01:44:28,708 --> 01:44:29,708
{\an8}‪這玩意

1513
01:44:35,333 --> 01:44:37,500
{\an8}‪換個方式，這樣比較明顯

1514
01:44:40,583 --> 01:44:42,500
{\an8}‪好，我們再拍一次

1515
01:44:44,791 --> 01:44:49,083
{\an8}‪蒂娜…我只想確保
‪我們不會再失去彼此

1516
01:44:51,458 --> 01:44:53,250
{\an8}‪大家快把手機拿出來

1517
01:44:53,333 --> 01:44:55,041
{\an8}‪要是沒錄到她會殺了我們

1518
01:45:01,833 --> 01:45:02,958
{\an8}‪對！

1519
01:45:03,958 --> 01:45:06,375
{\an8}‪連我也不幹了

1520
01:45:07,791 --> 01:45:09,708
{\an8}‪-然後呢？
‪-我們走

1521
01:45:16,041 --> 01:45:18,000
{\an8}‪這是你的完美婚禮嗎？

1522
01:45:18,541 --> 01:45:22,125
{\an8}‪-下一次要先說
‪-再試一次

1523
01:45:25,958 --> 01:45:28,208
{\an8}‪-我本來要打給妳…
‪-你知道…

1524
01:45:29,750 --> 01:45:31,208
{\an8}‪-我想跟妳解釋…
‪-抱歉

1525
01:45:31,916 --> 01:45:33,958
{\an8}‪蒂娜，讓我解釋，我本來…

1526
01:45:34,625 --> 01:45:35,875
{\an8}‪我離婚了！

1527
01:45:35,958 --> 01:45:38,125
{\an8}‪-什麼？
‪-什麼？

1528
01:45:48,250 --> 01:45:49,625
{\an8}‪好，還在拍

1529
01:45:50,333 --> 01:45:52,458
{\an8}‪還在拍，重來

1530
01:45:54,208 --> 01:45:55,250
{\an8}‪好，我們開始

1531
01:47:11,291 --> 01:47:13,291
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