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- [Man] What are we doing?

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- [Man] I don't know.

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- [Man] Yeah go check what's up.

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Tanner, what's going on?

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- [Tanner] It dead ends up there.

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- [Man] No, we can't go that way?

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- [Man] What did they say to
you about this road right here?

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- [Man] I didn't ask them
for directions to Seattle.

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- [Man] I think we're lost.

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("Golden Age" by Dan Luke and the Raid)

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♪ Feeling ashamed ♪

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♪ Play like Texas Hold 'Em ♪

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♪ I was taken to be tamed ♪

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♪ Loss my sense of motion ♪

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♪ Up up and away ♪

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♪ I'm flirting with the golden age ♪

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♪ Keep me at bay ♪

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♪ The hunters won't be hunted ♪

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♪ We got no where to stay ♪

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♪ Yeah have to keep on running ♪

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♪ Don't fall on your face ♪

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♪ Keep dancing with the golden age ♪

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- We started the Soldiers
of Destiny in 2008ish,

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summer winter 2008, like that
period is when we decided

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on animal helmets and we were never

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gonna take ourselves seriously ever.

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You're an adult riding a
scooter with a latex animal mask

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stretched over your helmet.

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How can you possibly
take yourself seriously?

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We all started riding together and going

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on longer and longer rides,

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it got more and more ridiculous.

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The idea to ride across the country

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was definitely not our
idea that we came up with.

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There's an existing ride
called the Cannonball Run.

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- He brought up this thing
that happens every couple years

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where people ride long distances

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and it's kind of an
unsanctioned group of idiots

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that decided they're going
to do this endurance race.

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- I went home and immediately
started checking it out

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and it had been going on since 2004

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and it was every two years they would ride

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from one end of the country to the other.

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I had no idea where it was gonna go

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because we don't have
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over where it starts and ends.

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- Justin sent me a text
with just a single link

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to the Cannonball and I looked at it

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and told Justin he was crazy.

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- Barnes, Barnes sent
us a Google Maps image

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of a starting point

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and you could see the bar
that my wife was working at

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in the background of the picture.

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(soft music)

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- Everybody being just as
ridiculous as each other

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and always trying to one up each other

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and being super ridiculous,
they all said yes.

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- And I was like that's crazy, I'm in.

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- That's it, let's just go for it.

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- And I'm like I'm in, I'm in,
let's do this, let's do this.

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- I'm like yeah, I'm down.

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- I was like oh, you guys
are actually doing this?

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Add me to the group like I'm in.

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- Somehow I got roped into it.

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- It wasn't too crazy of an idea

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until we actually started
really getting into it

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and then realized how much of
an undertaking it would be.

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- What's the worst that could happen?

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Well, bad stuff, but we just went for it.

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(upbeat music)

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(surf music)

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- It was July in Jacksonville, Florida.

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- Our gear was showing up,
our bikes were showing up,

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our riders were showing up,

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it was like a giant, shitty
summer camp meet and greet

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and all these things were flying in

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from all over the country.

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We had an entire bedroom of our house

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just filled with Amazon packages.

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We were still putting shit together.

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Garage was running 24
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- [Man] Thanks for making
your home our new clubhouse.

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(laughing)

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- Yeah, S-O-D J-A-X baby!

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- So the one thing on this
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instrumental piece of the puzzle

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was our Sena headsets.

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These are amazing pieces of technology

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and they are so powerful

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and I can't say enough about these things.

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- [Man] Barnes, did you
turn your camera on?

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- But when you're putting them together

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make sure you read the instructions.

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- Hold the button down and it'll say like

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pairing, pairing, pairing
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and it'll say pairing.

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- It's already paired.

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- Hey, listen!
- I'm listening.

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- Hold your button down,

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hold your button down for six seconds,

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it'll say pairing mode.

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Hold your button down for six seconds,

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it'll say pairing mode.

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When his says pairing mode
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I'm starting to get angry.

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(laughing)

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(engines revving)

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Teams of three, teams of three.

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(fireworks exploding)

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- [Man] We watched the
fireworks on the Fourth of July,

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we stayed out way too late.

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(sirens wailing)

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(dance music)

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- The night before I
had my own little moment

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of coming to Jesus where I wasn't sure

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I was gonna be able to do it,

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I wasn't sure the bike was gonna be ready,

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I was in charge of the equipment,

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I had no time, I had no money.

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- People didn't think we
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Nobody's ever done a cross country ride

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on a Zuma successfully and so here we are,

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125 CC's, 40 miles an
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- I hope to God this bike does not die.

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(garage door closing)

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(upbeat music)

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- So when we get to the starting line,

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we're all sitting around.

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Everybody is nervous as hell.

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- I was so nervous and anxious.

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Like this is two years, more
than two years of my life.

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This is thousands of
hours of countless nights

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of me not being able to sleep

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because I'm so stressed out about thinking

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that I feel responsible for everybody.

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If anybody gets hurt it's gonna feel like

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I'm never gonna be able to let it go.

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If we don't finish,

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I feel like I'm gonna let everybody down

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that we had hyped this plan up.

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- We don't know what's gonna happen,

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we don't know how this is gonna go,

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we don't know whether we're
gonna make it, we're not,

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and I knew this was coming
but I was trying so hard

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to delay it but we were
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from putting our jackets on

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and riding away from our friends.

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I'm getting choked up
thinking about it now.

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I went running in, I
went running to everybody

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or by everybody in the lobby
who's having a nice breakfast

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on the beach in the morning

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and just immediately went
into that lobby bathroom

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with no door lock and just puked.

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- Justin's in the bathroom throwing up,

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Daddy is scooting around doing circles

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with his loud ass exhaust.

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(engine revving)

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The girls are giving teary goodbyes

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to Barnes when he's not
throwing up and Joe.

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Ron is hugging Katie
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joyous kind of occasion.

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(upbeat music)

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I still couldn't even barely speak.

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I was so anxious and nervous

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that I was, it was just too much

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and I knew that I was
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so we said goodbye to everybody

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and it was the cameras were on

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and everybody was honking and
it was like this is happening.

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(horns honking)

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There's no escaping any
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It was completely on me.

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(engines revving)

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(lyrics drowned out by bikes)

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♪ And I'll forget you anyway ♪

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- Drive away, I'm on the comm systems

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trying to choke out a
thank you to everybody

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for trusting me and doing this with me.

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Not 10 minutes later, breakdown.

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- [Big Daddy] I had noticed my bike

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just spewing oil on the side.

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- We all stopped and we're sitting around

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trying to figure out what the
hell Daddy did to his bike.

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- Well, I didn't think it was gonna be me.

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(laughing)

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I really didn't think I
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to break down but it just
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- So we got about 11 miles
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to wait for some idiot.

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- Everyone else was like blowing past us

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and I'm like great, we're
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of this entire race.

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- Clean.

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- Fuckers.

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- We just look like such losers.

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- Watching all the rest
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honking, beeping, waving,

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we were the laughing stock
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that's for sure.

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- Luckily it was just me being an idiot,

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I got anxious and put to much oil in her.

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I spent like three days
painting everything on my bike

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and I wanted it to look super fresh.

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Three days of hard work, done.

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- It was all back to normal.

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Bickering started, laughing started

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and it was like okay, this
is exactly what we've done

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for weeks and months at
a time back in Seattle

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for the last eight years and
now we're just in Florida

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and it's no different and
we have 10 hours we thought

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of riding to go.

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(twangy music)

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♪ Run down motel ♪

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♪ End of the block ♪

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♪ Came all this way now ♪

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♪ You're too scared to knock ♪

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♪ Good times leaving you ♪

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♪ Last train pulling through ♪

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And we just went and rode
all the way through Georgia,

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dead armadillos everywhere,
it stunk like a carnival.

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- The bugs were huge and
kept hitting us in the face.

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(squeegee squeaking)

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- It is the hottest, most
insanely humid shit hole

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that I have ever been through.

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- It was one thing after, we
barely got to get comfortable

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on the first day, it was
hang up after hang up

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and they were just being
thrown at us all day.

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Somebody ran out of gas, a belt broke,

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somebody hit their kill
switch on accident,

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actually I did and thought I broke down.

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We got crazy rain, lighting.

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- Whoa!

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- We got separated a couple times,

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this was like one of our first big breaks

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in communication and I'm trying
to tell everybody to stop

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and everybody just rode off down the road.

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- It was like watching a slinky
try and go down the road.

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We got pulled out in front

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and somebody's like ah, shit man,

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forgot my oil, I forgot this,

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it was just a complete
catastrophic departure.

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♪ Can't take this feeling ♪

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♪ Can't take this feeling ♪

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- About five hours in, which
is pretty much the most

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that I've ever been on
a scooter at one time,

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five hours in I'm actually falling asleep.

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- There was nothing, there was no turns,

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there was no hills, it was
just flat, shitty roads

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and you're just sitting there like

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(scooter engine humming)

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for fucking eight hours.

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- There was a moment where I was just like

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if this is what every day is
gonna be like I'm gonna die.

258
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,572
- We have to do this how many more times

259
00:12:29,572 --> 00:12:30,940
for how many more days?

260
00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,740
That was the worst feeling.

261
00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:34,030
I don't know if anybody else felt that.

262
00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:36,863
(engines revving)

263
00:12:38,207 --> 00:12:40,720
(horns honking)

264
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,268
- Yeah baby!

265
00:12:42,268 --> 00:12:44,163
- End of that day I was like
if this is how it's gonna be

266
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:47,331
for 11 days, I'm just gonna
hop off at the next stop

267
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,679
'cause this is fucking crazy.

268
00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:54,012
The daunting task of we
still have a lot more to go,

269
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,521
this is just the first stop,

270
00:12:57,521 --> 00:12:59,255
this seems like it's going to be

271
00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:01,262
the worst decision of my life.

272
00:13:01,262 --> 00:13:03,281
- Every scenario that we
thought could've gone wrong

273
00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:07,698
short of somebody crashing
happened on the first day.

274
00:13:21,219 --> 00:13:22,377
- When we started this thing

275
00:13:22,377 --> 00:13:24,139
part of our crowdsourcing was

276
00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:25,577
if we hit a certain amount of goal

277
00:13:25,577 --> 00:13:27,321
we had these challenges
that we were all gonna do.

278
00:13:27,321 --> 00:13:29,557
- Eight riders, eight challenges, 11 days,

279
00:13:29,557 --> 00:13:31,186
the penalty if you decide

280
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,837
that you do not wanna do your challenge

281
00:13:32,837 --> 00:13:37,351
or you fail at it you have
the following consequences,

282
00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:40,918
you have the choice of
either shaving one eyebrow

283
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:43,715
or you have to cut your
hair into a cul de sac

284
00:13:43,715 --> 00:13:45,401
and that means shaving
the top of your head

285
00:13:45,401 --> 00:13:46,921
but leaving the rest of the hair present.

286
00:13:46,921 --> 00:13:48,135
- And we just drew a
challenge out of a hat

287
00:13:48,135 --> 00:13:50,581
and my challenge was the unhappy camper

288
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,831
and I had to sleep outside.

289
00:13:54,032 --> 00:13:57,504
(soft piano music)

290
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,842
I basically slept with
my eyes just barely open

291
00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:02,048
so I could see and I would
hear footsteps coming

292
00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:04,393
and would just, don't
say anything, don't move

293
00:14:04,393 --> 00:14:05,671
and maybe they'll leave you alone

294
00:14:05,671 --> 00:14:08,985
and a couple times I
saw the footsteps stop

295
00:14:08,985 --> 00:14:10,193
and then they'd just keep going.

296
00:14:10,193 --> 00:14:11,264
And I was like yes, thank you,

297
00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:12,793
thank you for leaving me alone.

298
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,819
I don't wanna talk to anybody tonight.

299
00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:17,347
I maybe slept an hour, maybe.

300
00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:18,918
My alarm went off at five

301
00:14:18,918 --> 00:14:20,460
and I was like it's morning.

302
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,426
Got up, went into the
room, grabbed my stuff,

303
00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:27,129
filled up my Camelback
and shook everybody awake

304
00:14:27,129 --> 00:14:29,809
because I had no patience at that point.

305
00:14:29,809 --> 00:14:34,237
Like get up, we're leaving,
we're leaving on time today.

306
00:14:34,237 --> 00:14:35,583
- [Justin] Starting.

307
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,754
(engine revving)

308
00:14:36,754 --> 00:14:38,525
We were supposed to be out of here at,

309
00:14:38,525 --> 00:14:40,268
I don't have a watch on, at six o'clock.

310
00:14:40,268 --> 00:14:42,801
It's already close to a quarter after.

311
00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:44,220
- Good morning.

312
00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:46,637
(chattering)

313
00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:52,845
- [Justin] BD is, I don't
know what you're doing.

314
00:14:52,845 --> 00:14:53,932
- Changing shoes, bro.

315
00:14:53,932 --> 00:14:57,013
- I wanted to get on the
road like a half hour ago.

316
00:14:57,013 --> 00:14:59,836
I was ready at a quarter
to six, like on my bike.

317
00:14:59,836 --> 00:15:01,230
- [Justin] Like we were supposed to.

318
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:02,791
- You don't have to keep talking about it.

319
00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,437
If we're not on time, we're not on time.

320
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,566
- [Paul] Well we just need to talk about

321
00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:08,015
what the term means and like we were up

322
00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:09,518
at a quarter to five in our room.

323
00:15:09,518 --> 00:15:10,660
- [Man] That's fine.

324
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,001
- You were up way too early, bro.

325
00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:17,253
- Managing expectations
was a huge part of the trip

326
00:15:17,253 --> 00:15:20,605
and one of the hardest parts
for me was to be patient.

327
00:15:20,605 --> 00:15:23,253
I'm not a very patient person at all.

328
00:15:23,253 --> 00:15:26,337
We need to have expectations
of if we're having

329
00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:28,759
a conversation and we say a certain time

330
00:15:28,759 --> 00:15:33,123
we need to at least try
to adhere to that time.

331
00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:36,347
- Paul was just always pissed
about people not being on time

332
00:15:36,347 --> 00:15:39,320
so you get that sense right away,

333
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:43,328
it's like, okay, well
this guy's got something

334
00:15:43,328 --> 00:15:44,317
he's dealing with.

335
00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:47,203
- Dealing with people like Joe

336
00:15:47,203 --> 00:15:49,939
who also likes to talk back a bit,

337
00:15:49,939 --> 00:15:52,134
in the morning was tough.

338
00:15:52,134 --> 00:15:53,544
- Yeah, so kick stands
up doesn't really matter

339
00:15:53,544 --> 00:15:56,247
unless it's like, if you're not down here

340
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:59,030
for the fucking meeting at 5:30--

341
00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:01,756
- [Paul] Exactly, but we need
to have those conversations

342
00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:02,635
the night before.

343
00:16:02,635 --> 00:16:05,422
- And then we're eating
and then I had to poop.

344
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,176
- I told Paul on day two in the morning,

345
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,009
I said just leave, go.

346
00:16:10,044 --> 00:16:11,339
You don't have to sit
here and piss and moan

347
00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:12,172
about how we're not on time,

348
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,111
just leave if you wanna leave.

349
00:16:14,111 --> 00:16:15,230
I was not happy.

350
00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:17,422
- So I kind of saw Paul's
frustrations and stuff

351
00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:21,028
but in my eyes I was just
like we need to set a time

352
00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:25,633
and stick to it as close as
we can because these people,

353
00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:28,134
I know how hard it is to
wrangle eight different guys

354
00:16:28,134 --> 00:16:31,714
better than anybody and it's
just not something that happens

355
00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:32,717
no matter what you do.

356
00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:35,163
- When you get a bunch
of guys together like us

357
00:16:35,163 --> 00:16:37,263
it's like five dogs in the same room,

358
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,491
there's gonna be some barking going on.

359
00:16:39,491 --> 00:16:41,506
- Not having that kind of cadence

360
00:16:41,506 --> 00:16:44,839
or that kind of system or even knowledge

361
00:16:45,776 --> 00:16:47,974
of how each of us work together

362
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,770
let alone how we're
gonna survive together,

363
00:16:49,770 --> 00:16:52,792
none of that stuff had been gelled yet,

364
00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:53,918
none of that had been forged.

365
00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:56,274
It was the dumbest day of the entire trip

366
00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:57,552
because we were not happy

367
00:16:57,552 --> 00:16:59,283
and nothing was clicking I don't think

368
00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:00,933
how we envisioned it clicking.

369
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:03,600
- [Justin] Next stop, Nashville.

370
00:17:05,644 --> 00:17:06,477
Peace.

371
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:12,467
("Moving Particles" by Sensations' Fix)

372
00:17:20,888 --> 00:17:23,638
(lyrics muffled)

373
00:17:33,979 --> 00:17:37,237
♪ So I'll take my walk ♪

374
00:17:37,237 --> 00:17:40,301
♪ Mile after mile ♪

375
00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:43,962
♪ All I can see is the blue and the rain ♪

376
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,573
♪ For the home team ♪

377
00:17:46,573 --> 00:17:48,250
- So as we're going down Highland

378
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:52,583
it opens up to this beautiful
view of South Carolina

379
00:17:54,684 --> 00:17:58,376
and just the beautiful
lush forest and curvy roads

380
00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:01,626
and we're full throttle going downhill.

381
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,818
Exhilarating, this is
day two and I'm like man,

382
00:18:13,818 --> 00:18:15,747
if this is how the whole ride is gonna be

383
00:18:15,747 --> 00:18:17,731
this is gonna be the most amazing thing.

384
00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,229
- Big Daddy pooped his pants.

385
00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:21,200
That's a highlight for
me for sure of that day.

386
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,033
(laughing)

387
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:25,906
- Yeah, hey, I asked for
a bathroom stop, man,

388
00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:28,231
it just didn't come.

389
00:18:28,231 --> 00:18:30,832
And then it did and I pooped my pants.

390
00:18:30,832 --> 00:18:31,865
- [Interviewer] Do you remember--

391
00:18:31,865 --> 00:18:34,525
- Did he take his pants
off all the way for that?

392
00:18:34,525 --> 00:18:37,290
- Yeah, I left those babies.

393
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,123
- [Interviewer] You
already planned for it?

394
00:18:38,123 --> 00:18:40,349
- Bear in the woods,
dude, throw those out.

395
00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:42,990
- Yeah, I'm surprised Big Daddy
didn't poop his pants more.

396
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:46,812
I think that he was prone
to pooping his pants

397
00:18:46,812 --> 00:18:50,020
and I'm happy it happened
so early on the trip.

398
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:52,480
- This is when, could we
just get all the lights off

399
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,839
and get that silhouette and
I'll just be like I shit myself.

400
00:18:54,839 --> 00:18:55,997
(laughing)

401
00:18:55,997 --> 00:18:57,470
- Everybody's excited
because this is the day

402
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:02,091
that we're finally gonna
see some turns, some curves,

403
00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:05,442
some really exciting roads and the road

404
00:19:05,442 --> 00:19:06,275
as far as we were concerned,

405
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,678
the one that we had been talking about

406
00:19:07,678 --> 00:19:09,796
since we saw where we were going.

407
00:19:09,796 --> 00:19:12,648
- Just growing up I heard
about it riding motorcycles

408
00:19:12,648 --> 00:19:14,705
and stuff so I was
pumped that I was finally

409
00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:15,851
gonna get to do it.

410
00:19:15,851 --> 00:19:17,450
- And it was the Tail of the Dragon.

411
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:18,372
- Tail of the Dragon, yeah.

412
00:19:18,372 --> 00:19:19,205
- Tail of the Dragon.

413
00:19:19,205 --> 00:19:20,524
- We were supposed to
be going on some road

414
00:19:20,524 --> 00:19:21,963
called Tail of the Dragon.

415
00:19:21,963 --> 00:19:23,925
- It was 318 turns in 11 miles.

416
00:19:23,925 --> 00:19:25,384
- 318 turns in 11 miles.

417
00:19:25,384 --> 00:19:28,114
- 318 turns in 11 miles.

418
00:19:28,114 --> 00:19:30,651
- It's 100 and something
turns or something like that.

419
00:19:30,651 --> 00:19:32,632
- Doesn't really need an
introduction outside of

420
00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:35,613
it's supposed to be America's
greatest motorcycle road.

421
00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:40,613
("This Is My World" by
Esterly feat. Austin Jenckes)

422
00:19:46,339 --> 00:19:49,839
- Yeah, I feel like the Tail of the Dragon

423
00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:54,686
might have been the most
over-hyped part of the whole trip.

424
00:19:54,686 --> 00:19:57,930
♪ This is my world ♪

425
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,871
(engines revving)

426
00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:04,545
♪ Oh, you took a wrong turn ♪

427
00:20:04,545 --> 00:20:09,545
♪ Now you're stuck in my world ♪

428
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:14,367
♪ Trust me, this is gonna hurt ♪

429
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,595
♪ Fire it up, and watch it burn ♪

430
00:20:16,595 --> 00:20:18,469
Everything's so snappy and
that's the kind of riding

431
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:20,051
I really like to do.

432
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:22,910
- I get it, it's cool but like--

433
00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:24,273
- Kind of like in Jurassic Park,

434
00:20:24,273 --> 00:20:28,372
it's super forested, you
have these sweeping turns.

435
00:20:28,372 --> 00:20:29,684
- [Man] I'm riding by
and if you look at me

436
00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:32,559
I'm all tense and intent
and I'm completely focused

437
00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:34,110
on the road and what I'm doing.

438
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:37,247
- I was loving it and
I made sure I hung back

439
00:20:37,247 --> 00:20:40,379
further than everybody so
I just had a ton of room

440
00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:44,463
to just really rip
through there and push it,

441
00:20:44,463 --> 00:20:46,663
take it to the limit.

442
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:50,529
♪ This is my world ♪

443
00:20:50,529 --> 00:20:55,529
♪ Oh, you took a wrong turn ♪

444
00:20:56,324 --> 00:21:01,324
♪ Now you're stuck in my world ♪

445
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,567
♪ Trust me, this is gonna hurt ♪

446
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:08,280
♪ Fire it up, and watch it burn ♪

447
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,197
♪ This is my world ♪

448
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:13,508
- Oh my God!

449
00:21:13,508 --> 00:21:16,035
That was out of control!

450
00:21:16,035 --> 00:21:18,057
- Are you kidding me?

451
00:21:18,057 --> 00:21:20,077
(chattering)

452
00:21:20,077 --> 00:21:22,827
- You were wrong, you were wrong!

453
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,260
- No, that was fucking insane!

454
00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:29,524
("Hometeam" by Chris
King & The Gutterballs)

455
00:21:29,524 --> 00:21:32,167
♪ Ain't no cheating way ♪

456
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,834
♪ The home team ♪

457
00:21:43,596 --> 00:21:45,317
- It turns out that on the Tail

458
00:21:45,317 --> 00:21:48,677
we had to have passed
this person a minute,

459
00:21:48,677 --> 00:21:50,521
two minutes maybe before.

460
00:21:50,521 --> 00:21:53,597
Somebody went off the road on a bike

461
00:21:53,597 --> 00:21:55,120
and it was a man and his daughter

462
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:58,478
and it was an accident, like
a really, really bad accident.

463
00:21:58,478 --> 00:21:59,711
- It's one of those things that happen.

464
00:21:59,711 --> 00:22:01,563
What we do is dangerous.

465
00:22:01,563 --> 00:22:04,563
We do everything we can
to mitigate the danger,

466
00:22:04,563 --> 00:22:05,985
you can protect as much against,

467
00:22:05,985 --> 00:22:08,735
but if it's your turn, that's it.

468
00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:13,911
- That was a super
humbling, grounding moment

469
00:22:15,038 --> 00:22:19,848
where it was, this is fun,
we're having a lot of fun

470
00:22:19,848 --> 00:22:23,848
but this could end in a
heartbeat for one of us.

471
00:22:32,182 --> 00:22:34,100
- Dane radio's us and is like dudes,

472
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,793
there's a storm, a heavy storm coming.

473
00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:38,822
- I felt like I got hit with a paintball.

474
00:22:38,822 --> 00:22:40,848
Like a raindrop just hit my arm

475
00:22:40,848 --> 00:22:42,891
and we were at a stop sign.

476
00:22:42,891 --> 00:22:46,358
We're doing 40, this is gonna
leave welts or something,

477
00:22:46,358 --> 00:22:47,213
this is gonna suck.

478
00:22:47,213 --> 00:22:48,682
- Everybody on the intercom system,

479
00:22:48,682 --> 00:22:50,551
and I was leading 'cause I had the maps,

480
00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:52,333
everybody's like just go man,

481
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:53,351
we're just gonna ride through it.

482
00:22:53,351 --> 00:22:54,685
We're already delayed,
let's just ride through it,

483
00:22:54,685 --> 00:22:55,518
let's go, let's go.

484
00:22:55,518 --> 00:22:57,152
Something felt different,
it was like nope,

485
00:22:57,152 --> 00:22:58,652
this doesn't look,

486
00:22:59,499 --> 00:23:02,071
the rain cloud is coming
at us way too fast.

487
00:23:02,071 --> 00:23:04,738
You can actually see the
curtain of rain in front of us

488
00:23:04,738 --> 00:23:07,458
and I saw a barn right off the road.

489
00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:10,011
We hadn't seen anything for
like four hours before that.

490
00:23:10,011 --> 00:23:13,460
Immediately pulled off
and it was like somebody

491
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,488
just started dumping buckets of water.

492
00:23:15,488 --> 00:23:18,071
(rain pouring)

493
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:25,148
- We got out of that literally
seconds before that hit.

494
00:23:37,775 --> 00:23:39,758
- Look how blistered and sunburned I am

495
00:23:39,758 --> 00:23:41,260
and look what's going on behind me,

496
00:23:41,260 --> 00:23:45,343
the drastic weather changes
in a matter of hours.

497
00:23:50,027 --> 00:23:51,994
- We all decide that this rainstorm

498
00:23:51,994 --> 00:23:56,038
is the perfect time for
me to do my challenge

499
00:23:56,038 --> 00:23:59,083
which is the bikini scooter wash.

500
00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:02,166
("Sexy" by Bensound)

501
00:24:07,733 --> 00:24:10,334
So I don't know if you're
familiar with a women's bikini.

502
00:24:10,334 --> 00:24:11,930
If you're a woman then
you're familiar with it

503
00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:13,855
but if you're a man you've
probably never put one on.

504
00:24:13,855 --> 00:24:17,651
You don't understand that the
front is really, really narrow

505
00:24:17,651 --> 00:24:21,987
so in order for me to be able
to keep everything contained

506
00:24:21,987 --> 00:24:25,487
I had to wear the bikini bottom backwards.

507
00:24:32,984 --> 00:24:35,122
I wheel out Elliot's
scooter into the rain,

508
00:24:35,122 --> 00:24:37,789
torrential downpour and I forgot

509
00:24:39,984 --> 00:24:43,749
I didn't have any washing
materials, no soap,

510
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:45,416
no brushes, nothing.

511
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:51,917
So I used the best thing
I had, my genitals.

512
00:24:53,650 --> 00:24:55,900
(laughing)

513
00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:27,424
- We're supposed to be on the
road a long fucking time ago

514
00:25:27,424 --> 00:25:30,492
and I don't understand how people,

515
00:25:30,492 --> 00:25:35,121
I don't know what they're
doing, I honestly don't.

516
00:25:35,121 --> 00:25:36,894
It's super frustrating.

517
00:25:36,894 --> 00:25:38,715
- We got a way late start that morning.

518
00:25:38,715 --> 00:25:41,052
I was pretty frustrated but I think that

519
00:25:41,052 --> 00:25:43,969
just how certain days came together

520
00:25:44,929 --> 00:25:49,929
you couldn't really control
getting mad at it that day.

521
00:25:50,251 --> 00:25:52,564
- Anybody else want a spot of
coffee before I throw it out?

522
00:25:52,564 --> 00:25:53,817
- So Ron's bike--

523
00:25:53,817 --> 00:25:55,970
- My bike is a lot like me.

524
00:25:55,970 --> 00:25:59,023
It's big, it's dumb and it
tries too hard to be cool.

525
00:25:59,023 --> 00:26:01,083
It's not very nimble, it's not very agile.

526
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:03,171
- Not safe, not safe at all.

527
00:26:03,171 --> 00:26:05,432
- It's a 2005 Honda Reflex

528
00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:07,760
that's lived in Florida most of its life.

529
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,232
You can imagine what the condition
of those bolts were like.

530
00:26:10,232 --> 00:26:12,480
- The skeleton he had put
together for this thing

531
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:17,016
the day we left was these
pegs that went through

532
00:26:17,016 --> 00:26:19,942
the midrail of the bike
where the front tire is

533
00:26:19,942 --> 00:26:20,775
so every time he hit a bump

534
00:26:20,775 --> 00:26:22,722
the front tire would hit the peg.

535
00:26:22,722 --> 00:26:25,873
- Big Daddy and Ron and
stuff dealt with Ron's bike.

536
00:26:25,873 --> 00:26:27,545
What a disaster.

537
00:26:27,545 --> 00:26:29,982
- I'm just sitting there having to hacksaw

538
00:26:29,982 --> 00:26:32,710
this friggin' foot peg off.

539
00:26:32,710 --> 00:26:35,651
- Cut a giant section out
of my homemade highway bars

540
00:26:35,651 --> 00:26:37,556
which would've eventually killed me.

541
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:41,076
- Hey Ron, you should
take a knife to your tire.

542
00:26:41,076 --> 00:26:43,322
(laughing)

543
00:26:43,322 --> 00:26:44,538
- We had taken a really
good look at my bike

544
00:26:44,538 --> 00:26:45,989
and decided the back
tire had to be changed

545
00:26:45,989 --> 00:26:48,357
and there was no way I
could keep going on with it.

546
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,818
- Because he was on a bigger
bike and could catch up to us,

547
00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,678
I'm gonna hold back and
wait for a shop to open

548
00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:54,588
and get this tire swapped and
I'll catch up with you guys.

549
00:26:54,588 --> 00:26:56,337
- And here it was, two days into it,

550
00:26:56,337 --> 00:26:59,538
so many blood, sweat and tears already,

551
00:26:59,538 --> 00:27:02,210
it was tough, it was really tough.

552
00:27:02,210 --> 00:27:03,207
- It's gonna work out, man.

553
00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:05,207
- [Man] Be safe
- I will.

554
00:27:08,466 --> 00:27:10,466
- [Man] Drive safe, man.

555
00:27:11,611 --> 00:27:15,076
- We rode away thinking Ron's going back.

556
00:27:15,076 --> 00:27:17,304
He's gonna maybe swap his
tire and go back to Florida,

557
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:19,479
he's close enough that he's gonna go back.

558
00:27:19,479 --> 00:27:20,805
- [Man] Drive safe!

559
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:23,766
- Man, I really hope that we reconnect.

560
00:27:23,766 --> 00:27:26,629
I hope the splintering off
doesn't turn into something

561
00:27:26,629 --> 00:27:27,747
that we can't control.

562
00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,331
Like somebody's going home.

563
00:27:29,331 --> 00:27:31,600
It was a weird feeling but I kept feeling

564
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,457
whenever we separated somebody,

565
00:27:33,457 --> 00:27:35,397
there was a good chance they might not

566
00:27:35,397 --> 00:27:37,397
come back into the fold.

567
00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:42,922
- Big Daddy had a spider bite

568
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:44,974
and he wanted to go see
his doctor in Nashville.

569
00:27:44,974 --> 00:27:46,201
- I wanted to get it checked out

570
00:27:46,201 --> 00:27:47,774
before we went any further

571
00:27:47,774 --> 00:27:49,516
just in case something was going on.

572
00:27:49,516 --> 00:27:52,038
My side was swelling up
and getting all crazy.

573
00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,788
(engine revving)

574
00:27:56,069 --> 00:27:57,741
No, dude, I don't know, they
just said it was a bug bite

575
00:27:57,741 --> 00:27:59,908
and they gave me some meds

576
00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:02,543
and were like don't drink too much

577
00:28:02,543 --> 00:28:03,780
and I just kind of tossed 'em

578
00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:05,483
and was like that's not gonna happen.

579
00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:08,094
(laughing)

580
00:28:08,094 --> 00:28:08,927
(chattering)

581
00:28:08,927 --> 00:28:09,826
- It just ripped?

582
00:28:09,826 --> 00:28:13,306
- Oh yeah, blew the crotch
out of 'em again, man.

583
00:28:13,306 --> 00:28:14,389
Look at this.

584
00:28:16,411 --> 00:28:17,911
Just opened it up.

585
00:28:20,195 --> 00:28:22,972
Woo, I am burning up, dude.

586
00:28:22,972 --> 00:28:26,691
There's no room in this
seat for this stuff anymore.

587
00:28:26,691 --> 00:28:28,663
Yeah, I'm gonna live they
just gave me some antibiotics

588
00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:32,277
and stuff, I got my ear
cleaned out, that was crazy.

589
00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:33,964
There was like a Skittle in there.

590
00:28:33,964 --> 00:28:36,626
(laughing)

591
00:28:36,626 --> 00:28:38,252
She said I probably should
go back to the doctor

592
00:28:38,252 --> 00:28:40,835
in like three days but oh well.

593
00:28:42,313 --> 00:28:43,277
- Pulled up to this gas station,

594
00:28:43,277 --> 00:28:44,929
we knew we had this stretch.

595
00:28:44,929 --> 00:28:46,886
Dane, this poor driver is telling us,

596
00:28:46,886 --> 00:28:50,262
guys, there's some
serious weather coming in.

597
00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:51,095
- [Man] Where are we?

598
00:28:51,095 --> 00:28:53,669
- This is us right here then.

599
00:28:53,669 --> 00:28:56,206
(mumbling)

600
00:28:56,206 --> 00:28:58,623
(chattering)

601
00:29:06,241 --> 00:29:07,315
- And we all have shields.

602
00:29:07,315 --> 00:29:09,238
Do you have a shield you
can pull out of the van?

603
00:29:09,238 --> 00:29:12,802
So if we do get hail you're
not getting paintballed

604
00:29:12,802 --> 00:29:14,802
and bleeding and spaced.

605
00:29:16,863 --> 00:29:18,804
It looks like it's gonna
continue to get bad

606
00:29:18,804 --> 00:29:23,474
or get worse or just stay
like it is for a long time.

607
00:29:23,474 --> 00:29:25,267
So we can stand around here
and waste a bunch of time

608
00:29:25,267 --> 00:29:26,938
and still end up going through it

609
00:29:26,938 --> 00:29:29,762
or we can still be more
than three hours behind

610
00:29:29,762 --> 00:29:34,659
or we can just put a shield
on and try to endure it.

611
00:29:34,659 --> 00:29:36,607
- We were like let's just ride through it.

612
00:29:36,607 --> 00:29:38,200
- And there was gonna be nothing around.

613
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,430
There was gonna be no gas station,

614
00:29:39,430 --> 00:29:41,438
there was gonna be no emergency
options for us to pull over

615
00:29:41,438 --> 00:29:43,049
if it is as bad as we think it might be.

616
00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:44,358
- It doesn't seem like
it's gonna be that bad

617
00:29:44,358 --> 00:29:46,521
but there's this one corner that we turned

618
00:29:46,521 --> 00:29:49,354
and all of a sudden the sky is just black

619
00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:51,694
and at that point we knew
it was too late to turn back

620
00:29:51,694 --> 00:29:52,798
so we just went for it.

621
00:29:52,798 --> 00:29:53,929
- I just remember coming up a hill

622
00:29:53,929 --> 00:29:57,824
and just seeing lightning
in the way distance

623
00:29:57,824 --> 00:29:59,609
and hearing the thunder and the wind

624
00:29:59,609 --> 00:30:01,654
and you see the trees flapping.

625
00:30:01,654 --> 00:30:05,794
It was the craziest riding
experience I've ever been in

626
00:30:05,794 --> 00:30:07,436
weather wise for sure.

627
00:30:07,436 --> 00:30:09,703
- Crap was in the road,
giant puddles or whatever,

628
00:30:09,703 --> 00:30:13,788
and we're just being blown all
over the place by the wind.

629
00:30:13,788 --> 00:30:16,371
(upbeat music)

630
00:30:19,249 --> 00:30:20,840
- I know it's pretty dangerous,

631
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,314
we're cruising, we're still full blast

632
00:30:23,314 --> 00:30:25,042
and I see these little,

633
00:30:25,042 --> 00:30:28,996
you guys remember those
little bumps in the road?

634
00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:31,233
- There were turtles on
the road, big turtles.

635
00:30:31,233 --> 00:30:34,034
Where the fuck did the turtles come from?

636
00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:36,014
We're talking like turtles!

637
00:30:36,014 --> 00:30:39,175
And why are they in the road
and where did they come from?

638
00:30:39,175 --> 00:30:40,520
- There's just turtles in the road

639
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,826
and we're like dodging turtles
and you're dodging sticks,

640
00:30:42,826 --> 00:30:46,021
you're dodging little creeks
of water, it was crazy.

641
00:30:46,021 --> 00:30:47,403
- Through a bunch of turtles,

642
00:30:47,403 --> 00:30:49,745
it wasn't like a turtle,
there were many turtles.

643
00:30:49,745 --> 00:30:53,901
- It was very, very wet
for a very long time.

644
00:30:53,901 --> 00:30:55,514
- [Man] Keep twisting.

645
00:30:55,514 --> 00:30:57,764
(laughing)

646
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,669
Keep going.

647
00:31:00,669 --> 00:31:03,086
(chattering)

648
00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:06,871
- [Man] Elliot's are bad.

649
00:31:06,871 --> 00:31:09,954
- [Man] Like a thousand year old egg.

650
00:31:11,324 --> 00:31:14,574
- [Man] I got like little raisins here.

651
00:31:17,021 --> 00:31:18,980
- Dude, there's water in the shoe.

652
00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:21,230
- And somebody remembered,
it was like Paul,

653
00:31:21,230 --> 00:31:22,839
how is your Tamagotchi pet?

654
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,230
'Cause Paul's challenge was he had to keep

655
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:25,981
one of those little pocket pets alive

656
00:31:25,981 --> 00:31:26,987
for the duration of the trip.

657
00:31:26,987 --> 00:31:29,209
- It's waterproof ability, not great.

658
00:31:29,209 --> 00:31:33,042
I opened my pocket and
it was no longer alive.

659
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,646
It was like well,

660
00:31:35,646 --> 00:31:38,706
somebody's getting their
head shaved tonight.

661
00:31:38,706 --> 00:31:39,706
- It's dead.

662
00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:44,088
- I'm not happy about this.

663
00:31:44,088 --> 00:31:46,223
- He was so excited because he thought

664
00:31:46,223 --> 00:31:47,373
it was going to be so easy.

665
00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,679
- I really hope I'm not the
only one to lose my challenge.

666
00:31:49,679 --> 00:31:52,849
- This makes me very scared
for my own challenge.

667
00:31:52,849 --> 00:31:57,017
- Yeah, I'm shaving a cul de
sac, I can hide it with a hat.

668
00:31:57,017 --> 00:31:59,934
At least I look like a
normal person in a cul de sac

669
00:31:59,934 --> 00:32:01,332
with a hat on.

670
00:32:01,332 --> 00:32:02,749
This is not cool.

671
00:32:03,716 --> 00:32:06,230
Hey, here's the funny
thing is that I never knew

672
00:32:06,230 --> 00:32:10,354
how to work it and it has been
not alive this entire time.

673
00:32:10,354 --> 00:32:12,430
There's like a screen
before you start the animal

674
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,300
that just has a bunny and
then you get to choose

675
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,716
a different animal and I
keep showing people the bunny

676
00:32:16,716 --> 00:32:19,514
and then every gas stop bringing it out.

677
00:32:19,514 --> 00:32:22,095
- And that's when we basically
learned that Paul's a liar

678
00:32:22,095 --> 00:32:24,579
and he had been cheating.

679
00:32:24,579 --> 00:32:27,400
Never really showed us that
the Tamagotchi was ever alive

680
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:31,115
and just basically told us the
instructions were in Chinese

681
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,594
and I never could read them
so I never turned it on

682
00:32:33,594 --> 00:32:35,635
so it's never actually been alive.

683
00:32:35,635 --> 00:32:36,913
- The buttons don't even make sense.

684
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:38,958
- Just because he lied
to us for three days

685
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:42,917
I feel like something
else should happen to him.

686
00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:45,334
(soft music)

687
00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:50,162
- Made it back to the hotel,

688
00:32:50,162 --> 00:32:51,362
first thing I saw when I looked up

689
00:32:51,362 --> 00:32:54,948
was two male butts pressed
against the window.

690
00:32:54,948 --> 00:32:57,023
(laughing)

691
00:32:57,023 --> 00:32:58,799
So at least my friends
were waiting for me.

692
00:32:58,799 --> 00:33:00,415
Went inside, drank a bunch of whiskey,

693
00:33:00,415 --> 00:33:02,196
Paul got his head shaved.

694
00:33:02,196 --> 00:33:03,772
- I got to shave him a
cul de sac in his head.

695
00:33:03,772 --> 00:33:08,016
It's probably the most
amazing feeling ever

696
00:33:08,016 --> 00:33:11,236
is shaving the part of
somebody's head that is

697
00:33:11,236 --> 00:33:13,736
supposed to have all the hair.

698
00:33:15,707 --> 00:33:17,434
- [Man] I really want a sexy tuft though.

699
00:33:17,434 --> 00:33:19,474
- [Man] Oh my God.

700
00:33:19,474 --> 00:33:21,502
- [Man] Go deeper in the back, guys.

701
00:33:21,502 --> 00:33:22,869
You need to go deeper.

702
00:33:22,869 --> 00:33:26,737
- The deal is cul de sac,
it's not cul de sac and tuft.

703
00:33:26,737 --> 00:33:28,987
(laughing)

704
00:33:29,978 --> 00:33:31,011
Get rid of that fucking tuft.

705
00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:33,178
- [Man] The tuft makes it.

706
00:33:36,369 --> 00:33:39,702
- [Man] I was into it and then I saw it.

707
00:33:42,011 --> 00:33:44,672
- [Man] I need to get one side right here.

708
00:33:44,672 --> 00:33:46,931
- It's fucking uneven.

709
00:33:46,931 --> 00:33:49,245
You went way more on this
side than you did that side.

710
00:33:49,245 --> 00:33:50,206
- [Interviewer] Tell us a little bit

711
00:33:50,206 --> 00:33:52,756
about how you're feeling
about the challenge.

712
00:33:52,756 --> 00:33:54,324
- How am I supposed to feel, dude?

713
00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:58,139
My friends are idiots
and they did this to me.

714
00:33:58,139 --> 00:33:59,393
I have to embrace it.

715
00:33:59,393 --> 00:34:03,381
I'm not okay with it
yet, I just have to be.

716
00:34:03,381 --> 00:34:06,215
What are my options, dude,
what are my actual options?

717
00:34:06,215 --> 00:34:08,429
Look at me, what are my options?

718
00:34:08,429 --> 00:34:10,366
Look at me, dude.

719
00:34:10,366 --> 00:34:12,448
Look at my head.

720
00:34:12,448 --> 00:34:14,069
What are my options?

721
00:34:14,069 --> 00:34:16,259
This is me, dude, now.

722
00:34:16,259 --> 00:34:18,670
This is awful, dude.

723
00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:20,168
But I'm gonna live with it.

724
00:34:20,168 --> 00:34:24,835
("The Death of Mr. Jones" by The Dames)

725
00:34:44,202 --> 00:34:45,889
- Jackson, Missouri to Nevada, Missouri.

726
00:34:45,889 --> 00:34:48,344
Not Nevada, Nevada, Missouri.

727
00:34:48,344 --> 00:34:49,737
- We went to Nevada.

728
00:34:49,737 --> 00:34:53,041
- Joe had to wear a ghillie
suit for the whole day.

729
00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:58,041
320 something miles of this
snow camo sheep dog ghillie suit

730
00:34:58,688 --> 00:35:00,680
which is a sniper suit for
anybody that doesn't know

731
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,636
what a ghillie suit is.

732
00:35:01,636 --> 00:35:03,633
He looked so dumb.

733
00:35:03,633 --> 00:35:06,087
- The ghillie suit really
wasn't my best day.

734
00:35:06,087 --> 00:35:08,624
- And it was a constant funny, like,

735
00:35:08,624 --> 00:35:10,101
whenever I was feeling down about anything

736
00:35:10,101 --> 00:35:11,477
I looked at my mirror and see Joe

737
00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:16,477
blasting this ghillie suit back
and he looked so ridiculous.

738
00:35:33,807 --> 00:35:35,733
- Joe is in his ghillie
suit and he looks ridiculous

739
00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:39,110
and all of a sudden he
comes over the comms,

740
00:35:39,110 --> 00:35:41,193
guys, my bike broke down.

741
00:35:43,755 --> 00:35:45,240
- Probably my belt, just like dead.

742
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,073
- [Man] Oh okay.

743
00:35:46,073 --> 00:35:46,921
- Yeah, you didn't see smoke, did you?

744
00:35:46,921 --> 00:35:47,754
- [Man] No.

745
00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:48,774
- And it turns out by
the time we get there

746
00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:50,659
he's already got his
whole bike taken apart

747
00:35:50,659 --> 00:35:53,559
and he's sitting there
and can't figure out

748
00:35:53,559 --> 00:35:55,236
what's wrong with it.

749
00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:56,136
- I had all the stuff laid out.

750
00:35:56,136 --> 00:35:58,936
Was checking my belt,
checking my transition,

751
00:35:58,936 --> 00:36:00,482
and nothing was wrong.

752
00:36:00,482 --> 00:36:05,088
So Barnes and I push him
up this hill with our feet

753
00:36:05,088 --> 00:36:07,236
on the back of his scooter on his muffler

754
00:36:07,236 --> 00:36:10,348
and then he coasts down
into the gas station,

755
00:36:10,348 --> 00:36:12,681
puts gas in, problem solved.

756
00:36:13,525 --> 00:36:14,818
- And lo and behold,

757
00:36:14,818 --> 00:36:17,548
much to my embarrassment I found out

758
00:36:17,548 --> 00:36:19,902
that I basically just ran out of gas.

759
00:36:19,902 --> 00:36:22,235
♪ All right ♪

760
00:36:26,593 --> 00:36:29,791
- We took a long, long grind
across a really flat state.

761
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:32,352
It was just get the miles
in, get the miles in,

762
00:36:32,352 --> 00:36:33,769
get the miles in.

763
00:36:50,989 --> 00:36:53,713
- Big Daddy's challenge was
to stop at every McDonald's

764
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:56,381
that we passed, if we could
see it he had to stop at it.

765
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:57,553
- I was not looking
forward to this at all.

766
00:36:57,553 --> 00:37:00,236
I kept trying to get out
of it before we left.

767
00:37:00,236 --> 00:37:02,512
- Fuck all you guys.

768
00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:04,242
- [Man] Even when we thought of this

769
00:37:04,242 --> 00:37:05,375
we thought it was gonna be a funny thing

770
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:06,824
but we're already so
annoyed by how many stops

771
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:08,325
we've been having to make unplanned

772
00:37:08,325 --> 00:37:11,981
that this just gonna take so long.

773
00:37:11,981 --> 00:37:14,564
(upbeat music)

774
00:37:44,013 --> 00:37:45,809
- So we're somewhere in Missouri

775
00:37:45,809 --> 00:37:49,413
or I have no idea what
state we were actually in

776
00:37:49,413 --> 00:37:52,071
and we were all drafting

777
00:37:52,071 --> 00:37:55,238
and doing some Blue Angels type stuff.

778
00:38:02,586 --> 00:38:04,848
And I'm standing up on
my bike with my fly open

779
00:38:04,848 --> 00:38:08,348
so I can cool off, it was so terribly hot.

780
00:38:12,253 --> 00:38:14,952
- We're going along and I was talking

781
00:38:14,952 --> 00:38:18,119
to my girlfriend Melissa on the phone.

782
00:38:24,384 --> 00:38:25,480
- I have no idea what happened

783
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,828
but I heard a loud bang and
I saw sparks right next to me

784
00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:29,995
and oh my God.

785
00:38:35,123 --> 00:38:37,873
- Suddenly, my back tire stopped.

786
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:42,629
- I see blue smoke, boom, the
bike explodes in front of me.

787
00:38:42,629 --> 00:38:44,877
It just ducks, twists and then Paul

788
00:38:44,877 --> 00:38:46,128
goes flying off the road.

789
00:38:46,128 --> 00:38:50,286
- The first thing I thought
about was don't touch my brakes,

790
00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:53,337
that was first, definitely
don't touch my brakes

791
00:38:53,337 --> 00:38:56,431
and I don't wanna go down
and take my buddies out.

792
00:38:56,431 --> 00:38:58,742
I just aimed for the soft grass

793
00:38:58,742 --> 00:39:00,260
knowing I was gonna go down.

794
00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:01,253
- At any moment now you're just waiting

795
00:39:01,253 --> 00:39:02,656
for the end over end over end

796
00:39:02,656 --> 00:39:06,394
and Paul like Supermanning
off into the distance.

797
00:39:06,394 --> 00:39:09,837
- And luckily my clutch actually exploded

798
00:39:09,837 --> 00:39:12,682
and the tire broke free
when I was in the grass

799
00:39:12,682 --> 00:39:14,720
and I was able to ride it out.

800
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,618
- [Man] And everybody on
the comms are going nuts!

801
00:39:16,618 --> 00:39:18,225
They're like, he's riding it out,

802
00:39:18,225 --> 00:39:19,225
he's riding it out, oh my God,

803
00:39:19,225 --> 00:39:20,058
I can't believe he's riding it out!

804
00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:22,880
- As soon as I turn
around I just drop my bike

805
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,100
and run over to Paul and hug him

806
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:27,999
because I can't believe
that dude is still alive

807
00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:32,582
and up and walking and like
holy shit, that was insane.

808
00:39:33,796 --> 00:39:35,341
- Did the belt just jam?

809
00:39:35,341 --> 00:39:36,566
- Yikes.

810
00:39:36,566 --> 00:39:39,983
- Holy, that scared me to freaking death.

811
00:39:44,237 --> 00:39:45,636
- I was on the phone.

812
00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:47,626
(laughing)

813
00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:48,459
- [Man] Who were you on the phone with?

814
00:39:48,459 --> 00:39:50,326
- With my girlfriend.

815
00:39:50,326 --> 00:39:51,579
- [Man] Oh no!

816
00:39:51,579 --> 00:39:52,633
- [Man] Call her quick.

817
00:39:52,633 --> 00:39:53,722
- [Man] Hold on a second, I'm gonna die.

818
00:39:53,722 --> 00:39:56,093
- Yeah, I was like I have to go.

819
00:39:56,093 --> 00:39:57,356
She's going, "what's
happening, what's happening,

820
00:39:57,356 --> 00:39:58,605
"what's happening?"

821
00:39:58,605 --> 00:39:59,922
I'm like I gotta go.

822
00:39:59,922 --> 00:40:02,989
Everything just fucking rocked.

823
00:40:02,989 --> 00:40:03,822
- [Man] I thought you were down, man.

824
00:40:03,822 --> 00:40:04,655
- [Man] I thought you blew a tire.

825
00:40:04,655 --> 00:40:05,488
- I thought you blew a tire too.

826
00:40:05,488 --> 00:40:06,641
- I thought I did too.

827
00:40:06,641 --> 00:40:08,899
(tool drilling)

828
00:40:08,899 --> 00:40:11,090
- [Man] Did you say you saw fluid?

829
00:40:11,090 --> 00:40:12,780
- [Man] There's fluid dripping.

830
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:17,361
- And as the cover comes
off it's just a mess.

831
00:40:17,361 --> 00:40:20,028
- That middle one's out already.

832
00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:22,791
That's not good.

833
00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:25,968
Oh, torque diverter, look at that.

834
00:40:25,968 --> 00:40:29,742
- It's spaghetti and
shards of metal everywhere.

835
00:40:29,742 --> 00:40:31,159
- [Man] Shit man.

836
00:40:33,298 --> 00:40:34,661
How does that even happen?

837
00:40:34,661 --> 00:40:36,411
- [Man] It's too hot.

838
00:40:38,121 --> 00:40:41,359
- Look at this, this is
the thing the belt sits in

839
00:40:41,359 --> 00:40:44,997
and I've never seen
anything like this before.

840
00:40:44,997 --> 00:40:46,247
This is insane.

841
00:40:47,657 --> 00:40:48,678
- This whole thing's destroyed.

842
00:40:48,678 --> 00:40:49,511
- Yup.

843
00:40:49,511 --> 00:40:51,148
- What happened is a bolt came loose

844
00:40:51,148 --> 00:40:54,277
and it caught right
there, you can see that,

845
00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:56,061
and it just locked it up.

846
00:40:56,061 --> 00:40:57,873
So this is what spins with the rear tire

847
00:40:57,873 --> 00:41:00,519
and that's what caused that breakdown

848
00:41:00,519 --> 00:41:05,352
and this is essentially what
ended the ride for that bike.

849
00:41:06,498 --> 00:41:09,681
- It broke the casting.
- [Man] Yeah.

850
00:41:09,681 --> 00:41:13,583
- And that seal, you cannot
put that back into a bike.

851
00:41:13,583 --> 00:41:14,850
- No.

852
00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:17,020
- Thankfully we had another
one on our support vehicle

853
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:18,638
that we were able to swap a few parts

854
00:41:18,638 --> 00:41:20,203
and get Paul going again.

855
00:41:20,203 --> 00:41:22,614
- Let's get it off, let's strip
down the parts that it needs

856
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,891
off of this bike and get that bike running

857
00:41:24,891 --> 00:41:25,960
so we can at least--

858
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,143
- It needs three arm bolts,

859
00:41:27,143 --> 00:41:29,300
it needs the header bolt.

860
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:30,699
- [Man] Let's pull it off.

861
00:41:30,699 --> 00:41:33,509
- By the time we got to this accident

862
00:41:33,509 --> 00:41:36,414
we already cannibalized a lot of this bike

863
00:41:36,414 --> 00:41:38,341
that was supposed to be a backup bike

864
00:41:38,341 --> 00:41:41,194
and now we're taking basically its legs.

865
00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:42,992
The whole transmission is gonna go,

866
00:41:42,992 --> 00:41:45,308
the clutch and everything
has to go into the bike

867
00:41:45,308 --> 00:41:48,058
that Paul was using for the ride.

868
00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:53,534
- God damn it.

869
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,810
(grunting)

870
00:41:59,067 --> 00:42:00,239
Fucking ranked that thing.

871
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,906
(tools buzzing)

872
00:42:04,430 --> 00:42:06,109
- One thing that was
pretty important to me

873
00:42:06,109 --> 00:42:08,276
was how everybody reacted.

874
00:42:12,574 --> 00:42:15,074
It was very, very heartwarming

875
00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:21,054
to have people that care about you so much

876
00:42:21,054 --> 00:42:25,017
and I think that I'd do
the same for anybody.

877
00:42:25,017 --> 00:42:29,096
But it was definitely,
I felt like my brothers

878
00:42:29,096 --> 00:42:31,013
were there for me then.

879
00:42:37,033 --> 00:42:38,186
- [Man] Big Daddy.

880
00:42:38,186 --> 00:42:39,062
- He could not have planned this day

881
00:42:39,062 --> 00:42:40,150
any better if he wanted to.

882
00:42:40,150 --> 00:42:42,220
We saw like three McDonald's.

883
00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:43,498
- And then four hours go by

884
00:42:43,498 --> 00:42:45,161
we didn't pass a single
God damn McDonald's.

885
00:42:45,161 --> 00:42:48,117
- Come on, 350 miles, 12 hours on the road

886
00:42:48,117 --> 00:42:51,571
and the man passed four
McDonald's, are you kidding me?

887
00:42:51,571 --> 00:42:55,169
- Alright, double cheese, here we go.

888
00:42:55,169 --> 00:42:56,002
- [Man] Double cheese?

889
00:42:56,002 --> 00:42:56,956
- Well yeah.

890
00:42:56,956 --> 00:42:58,356
- [Man] You got more than you needed to.

891
00:42:58,356 --> 00:43:00,677
- I'm just hungry, guys.

892
00:43:00,677 --> 00:43:04,140
This is the first McDonald's
we've seen since we left.

893
00:43:04,140 --> 00:43:05,866
I didn't eat lunch 'cause
I thought I was just

894
00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:08,783
gonna be pounding freaking burgers.

895
00:43:10,334 --> 00:43:12,807
I hate McDonald's so much.

896
00:43:12,807 --> 00:43:15,390
These things are just terrible.

897
00:43:17,234 --> 00:43:18,811
I mean they're go-to's.

898
00:43:18,811 --> 00:43:20,894
But they're still shitty.

899
00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:25,051
I actually feel pretty lucky right now.

900
00:43:25,051 --> 00:43:27,322
This is only the second one I've had to do

901
00:43:27,322 --> 00:43:31,405
so I might be coming out
ahead on this one, boys.

902
00:43:34,232 --> 00:43:35,740
- We roll into Lincoln,

903
00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:37,548
right as we came into
town there's McDonald's,

904
00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:40,645
so me and Ron stop, I grab a burger.

905
00:43:40,645 --> 00:43:42,001
We kind of came in one side of town,

906
00:43:42,001 --> 00:43:43,030
our hotel's on the other,

907
00:43:43,030 --> 00:43:45,289
then we waited for him at the McDonald's

908
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,628
that was across the street from our hotel

909
00:43:46,628 --> 00:43:49,524
hoping he was gonna pass it
so he'd fail his challenge

910
00:43:49,524 --> 00:43:50,780
and we could shave his head.

911
00:43:50,780 --> 00:43:52,397
- [Man] Uh oh.
- [Man] Uh oh!

912
00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:54,647
(shouting)

913
00:43:59,695 --> 00:44:00,690
- When I realized he was at McDonald's

914
00:44:00,690 --> 00:44:03,321
Big Daddy just, you just saw him die

915
00:44:03,321 --> 00:44:05,988
just a little bit on the inside.

916
00:44:10,809 --> 00:44:13,059
(laughing)

917
00:44:13,903 --> 00:44:17,570
- Might as well end it
on a high note, boys.

918
00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:22,828
God dang Happy Meal done.

919
00:44:24,319 --> 00:44:26,294
So I pulled in, grabbed a Happy Meal

920
00:44:26,294 --> 00:44:30,294
and ended where at least
I got a toy at the end.

921
00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:34,499
Should've got that extra pickle, man.

922
00:44:35,945 --> 00:44:39,398
- And we were thinking
about our challenges

923
00:44:39,398 --> 00:44:42,884
and this was my favorite
point of the challenges

924
00:44:42,884 --> 00:44:44,876
because Elliot goes wait,

925
00:44:44,876 --> 00:44:46,708
when am I supposed to do my challenge?

926
00:44:46,708 --> 00:44:49,716
- My challenge was to
hug 100 people in a day

927
00:44:49,716 --> 00:44:51,235
which sounded kind of daunting

928
00:44:51,235 --> 00:44:52,378
but I was like I can do it,

929
00:44:52,378 --> 00:44:56,321
you hit a Walmart, you hit
a bar, you hit whatever.

930
00:44:56,321 --> 00:44:57,700
I wasn't that worried about it

931
00:44:57,700 --> 00:45:00,514
but I thought my challenge
was on day eight.

932
00:45:00,514 --> 00:45:01,792
For some reason.

933
00:45:01,792 --> 00:45:03,446
- All of us kind of
looked at each other like

934
00:45:03,446 --> 00:45:06,899
your challenge is day three,
man, you didn't do it.

935
00:45:06,899 --> 00:45:08,886
Looks like we're shaving
another head tonight.

936
00:45:08,886 --> 00:45:09,970
(clippers buzzing)

937
00:45:09,970 --> 00:45:10,887
- [Man] No!

938
00:45:13,806 --> 00:45:15,783
- [Man] There he goes!

939
00:45:15,783 --> 00:45:16,616
- No.

940
00:45:18,112 --> 00:45:19,530
- [Man] Oh my God, looking good.

941
00:45:19,530 --> 00:45:22,102
- [Man] Oh my goodness.

942
00:45:22,102 --> 00:45:23,271
- This is the most satisfying thing

943
00:45:23,271 --> 00:45:25,742
I've fucking ever done in my entire life.

944
00:45:25,742 --> 00:45:29,173
- Paul, let me see your do in this too.

945
00:45:29,173 --> 00:45:32,423
No, Paul, Paul, I'm trusting you, dude.

946
00:45:34,344 --> 00:45:36,038
You know where the part's at.

947
00:45:36,038 --> 00:45:37,955
I'm trusting you, dude.

948
00:45:39,283 --> 00:45:42,616
It's so painful seeing all of you watch.

949
00:45:45,039 --> 00:45:45,872
- [Man] Let's see the back!

950
00:45:45,872 --> 00:45:46,705
- [Man] Unbelievable.

951
00:45:46,705 --> 00:45:47,751
- [Man] Do a little twist.

952
00:45:47,751 --> 00:45:49,368
(laughing)

953
00:45:49,368 --> 00:45:51,478
- [Man] That is a solid line!

954
00:45:51,478 --> 00:45:53,861
- [Man] Lined him up
real good there, dude!

955
00:45:53,861 --> 00:45:56,278
(chattering)

956
00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:10,083
- Oh yeah, dude.

957
00:46:10,964 --> 00:46:12,047
It's not bad.

958
00:46:16,823 --> 00:46:19,406
(upbeat music)

959
00:46:24,921 --> 00:46:27,209
- After day two I was like
Elliot's definitely the airhead.

960
00:46:27,209 --> 00:46:30,133
- All this work that
Elliot did before the ride,

961
00:46:30,133 --> 00:46:33,539
he didn't tighten down
a single God damn bolt.

962
00:46:33,539 --> 00:46:36,551
- Again, like I really don't
work on my scooter that much

963
00:46:36,551 --> 00:46:38,070
and we're going into this ride,

964
00:46:38,070 --> 00:46:40,551
I was like oh yeah, I
gotta do a couple things.

965
00:46:40,551 --> 00:46:43,043
All the other guys are
busy, I can figure it out.

966
00:46:43,043 --> 00:46:45,800
- He just put thing in there
and hand tightened it together.

967
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:50,213
- I think I lost four or
five bolts from my bike.

968
00:46:50,213 --> 00:46:51,918
- Forgetting to bolt
his bike back together,

969
00:46:51,918 --> 00:46:54,142
that was just genius.

970
00:46:54,142 --> 00:46:57,247
- He was like dudes,
dudes, my bike sounds loud.

971
00:46:57,247 --> 00:47:00,331
And I'm right next to him and I look over

972
00:47:00,331 --> 00:47:03,914
and I can see his O2
sensor has popped out.

973
00:47:07,139 --> 00:47:09,322
Unfortunately we actually
had to stop and fix

974
00:47:09,322 --> 00:47:10,587
Elliot's scooter again.

975
00:47:10,587 --> 00:47:13,262
- We're ripping along, all
of a sudden my bike dies

976
00:47:13,262 --> 00:47:15,990
and I'm oh great, probably blew a belt.

977
00:47:15,990 --> 00:47:18,401
Derek is pretty good at
ripping things apart,

978
00:47:18,401 --> 00:47:22,431
comes over with the impact
driver and it's off,

979
00:47:22,431 --> 00:47:24,754
take it apart, he's like
no dude, your belt's fine.

980
00:47:24,754 --> 00:47:26,087
- What happened?

981
00:47:28,385 --> 00:47:31,041
- I think it's the final drive, dude.

982
00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:32,124
- [Man] What?

983
00:47:40,629 --> 00:47:44,915
- I guess we're not making
that two o'clock lunch.

984
00:47:44,915 --> 00:47:48,984
- Well we either gotta
Frankenstein two bikes together.

985
00:47:48,984 --> 00:47:53,252
If we can't do that then
we have to figure out

986
00:47:53,252 --> 00:47:55,030
a way to trailer it
'cause we only have room

987
00:47:55,030 --> 00:47:57,280
for one bike over there, so

988
00:47:59,318 --> 00:48:01,235
we gotta figure it out.

989
00:48:10,031 --> 00:48:12,864
(engine starting)

990
00:48:19,802 --> 00:48:23,016
- [Man] What happened?
- No idea.

991
00:48:23,016 --> 00:48:24,675
I think he hit the kill switch.

992
00:48:24,675 --> 00:48:26,623
- When he stops and everybody stops

993
00:48:26,623 --> 00:48:28,545
we start it up and we try it first

994
00:48:28,545 --> 00:48:30,103
before we start ripping things apart.

995
00:48:30,103 --> 00:48:31,736
- Get on it, ride it, it's all good.

996
00:48:31,736 --> 00:48:35,691
Look down and like guys,
I have something to admit.

997
00:48:35,691 --> 00:48:37,955
I hit my kill switch.

998
00:48:37,955 --> 00:48:40,956
(laughing)

999
00:48:40,956 --> 00:48:43,373
Maybe it was the kill switch.

1000
00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:49,450
- [Man] Next time this
happens and you pull off,

1001
00:48:49,450 --> 00:48:50,783
try to start it.

1002
00:48:51,870 --> 00:48:53,037
- Ah, damn it.

1003
00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:59,284
I already felt bad enough
about my bolts rattling out,

1004
00:48:59,284 --> 00:49:01,838
I'm flying off and now.

1005
00:49:01,838 --> 00:49:04,726
They never let me live
that shit down, never.

1006
00:49:04,726 --> 00:49:07,726
(adventurous music)

1007
00:49:45,172 --> 00:49:47,589
(chattering)

1008
00:49:48,764 --> 00:49:50,716
- [Man] They want us to stop right here.

1009
00:49:50,716 --> 00:49:53,133
Slow down guys, on the right.

1010
00:49:55,124 --> 00:49:56,803
Oh perfect.

1011
00:49:56,803 --> 00:49:59,076
- [Man] Oh fuck, look to the right.

1012
00:49:59,076 --> 00:50:01,857
- [Man] Whoa!
- [Man] Damn!

1013
00:50:01,857 --> 00:50:03,225
- [Man] Holy shit.
- [Man] Come on.

1014
00:50:03,225 --> 00:50:05,892
- [Man] Shit!
- [Man] Dude, whoa!

1015
00:50:07,076 --> 00:50:09,268
- [Man] This is the Badlands, boys.

1016
00:50:09,268 --> 00:50:10,552
- [Man] Whoa!

1017
00:50:10,552 --> 00:50:12,679
- Look over and it's just like, boom.

1018
00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:14,894
Like this crazy, crazy landscape.

1019
00:50:14,894 --> 00:50:17,477
(wind blowing)

1020
00:50:27,285 --> 00:50:29,135
- It was almost overwhelming though.

1021
00:50:29,135 --> 00:50:31,836
How many amazing panoramic vistas

1022
00:50:31,836 --> 00:50:33,654
can you see of the American west?

1023
00:50:33,654 --> 00:50:37,654
What was nice was seeing
things that our country

1024
00:50:39,387 --> 00:50:42,600
is known for like monuments
and cool, exciting things

1025
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:46,600
because we didn't see
shit for two days straight

1026
00:50:47,734 --> 00:50:50,826
and then we saw things that had elevation

1027
00:50:50,826 --> 00:50:54,258
and things that had some
kind of uniqueness to them.

1028
00:50:54,258 --> 00:50:55,967
- Should I stop this car and ask?

1029
00:50:55,967 --> 00:50:57,050
- [Man] What?

1030
00:50:58,450 --> 00:51:00,353
- [Man] If it's dirt all
the way to the next town.

1031
00:51:00,353 --> 00:51:01,916
- I had found a shortcut.

1032
00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:02,792
I was like let's go this way.

1033
00:51:02,792 --> 00:51:04,765
Or not a shortcut, but
I found a back road.

1034
00:51:04,765 --> 00:51:07,414
And me and Barnes looked at
it at our first gas stop,

1035
00:51:07,414 --> 00:51:09,565
we decided yeah, that's
the way we're gonna go,

1036
00:51:09,565 --> 00:51:10,869
so we punched in the GPS

1037
00:51:10,869 --> 00:51:13,875
and once we hit the point of no return

1038
00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:18,875
we just see the road turns to
dirt and gravel and everything

1039
00:51:18,963 --> 00:51:23,044
and we see a sign and it's
like dirt road, 27 miles.

1040
00:51:23,044 --> 00:51:24,908
- [Paul] When should we head out?

1041
00:51:24,908 --> 00:51:28,502
- [Joe] Yeah, I like surprises, right?

1042
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:31,916
- [Paul] Alright guys, time to make moves.

1043
00:51:31,916 --> 00:51:33,666
- And it was awesome.

1044
00:51:35,238 --> 00:51:37,821
(upbeat music)

1045
00:51:49,603 --> 00:51:51,818
- [Justin] We're stupid, boys.

1046
00:51:51,818 --> 00:51:53,485
- [Paul] Yes we are.

1047
00:52:02,095 --> 00:52:04,845
(lyrics muffled)

1048
00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:17,316
(engines revving)

1049
00:52:17,316 --> 00:52:19,899
(horn honking)

1050
00:52:25,090 --> 00:52:26,133
- The whole day was
great leading up to it,

1051
00:52:26,133 --> 00:52:28,980
saw Badlands, saw Black
Hills, saw Mount Rushmore

1052
00:52:28,980 --> 00:52:31,028
and then we just hit this point where

1053
00:52:31,028 --> 00:52:34,820
we got like 70 miles of
just straight highway.

1054
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:36,138
- It was actually kind of terrifying.

1055
00:52:36,138 --> 00:52:38,729
I think that was the part of that day

1056
00:52:38,729 --> 00:52:42,271
that we knew we had a
ton of riding to do still

1057
00:52:42,271 --> 00:52:45,507
and we just had to bite
the bullet and do it.

1058
00:52:45,507 --> 00:52:48,056
- We're literally getting
our faces sandblasted.

1059
00:52:48,056 --> 00:52:49,923
(slow music)

1060
00:52:49,923 --> 00:52:54,923
♪ Oh, I think I need you ♪

1061
00:52:56,264 --> 00:53:00,038
♪ Here in my darkest night ♪

1062
00:53:00,038 --> 00:53:01,183
- [Man] We may have to
look at Daddy's bike.

1063
00:53:01,183 --> 00:53:04,120
- [Man] I guarantee we
need to look at his bike.

1064
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,986
- Yeah, that was bad for me, dude.

1065
00:53:06,986 --> 00:53:09,753
But I was going like 10
miles an hour under everybody

1066
00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:12,512
so I'm gonna draft the van
and it was just no good.

1067
00:53:12,512 --> 00:53:14,054
- For some reason Big Daddy and I

1068
00:53:14,054 --> 00:53:15,144
seem to have the slow bikes.

1069
00:53:15,144 --> 00:53:16,581
- That was kind of the
point where my bike,

1070
00:53:16,581 --> 00:53:19,677
I felt like was starting to tell me

1071
00:53:19,677 --> 00:53:21,238
she's getting a little tired.

1072
00:53:21,238 --> 00:53:22,620
I couldn't figure it out,
didn't know what it was.

1073
00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:24,308
Eventually pulled over.

1074
00:53:24,308 --> 00:53:27,058
(tools drilling)

1075
00:53:30,452 --> 00:53:31,768
- [Man] Blown, boys.

1076
00:53:31,768 --> 00:53:33,849
- We got it back up and it started running

1077
00:53:33,849 --> 00:53:37,701
a little bit better but
I've had it for four years

1078
00:53:37,701 --> 00:53:40,295
and put 20,000 miles on it

1079
00:53:40,295 --> 00:53:42,795
and she's starting to feel it.

1080
00:53:46,232 --> 00:53:49,596
- We changed two belts that day.

1081
00:53:49,596 --> 00:53:52,140
- It was established that Barnes and I

1082
00:53:52,140 --> 00:53:55,065
were going to be the
mechanics on this trip

1083
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:58,550
because everybody else
couldn't tighten their bolts,

1084
00:53:58,550 --> 00:54:00,242
they put too much oil in,

1085
00:54:00,242 --> 00:54:03,659
they were inept with the mechanics of it.

1086
00:54:05,961 --> 00:54:07,044
- It's testy.

1087
00:54:08,728 --> 00:54:10,978
(mumbling)

1088
00:54:16,723 --> 00:54:18,804
- Technically that's three for me.

1089
00:54:18,804 --> 00:54:21,661
One on the other bike and
one when I had my mishap

1090
00:54:21,661 --> 00:54:22,494
and this.

1091
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,650
(mumbling)

1092
00:54:31,958 --> 00:54:33,980
- So I kept thinking that
my bike's running crappy

1093
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,933
and it's gonna blow up at any given moment

1094
00:54:35,933 --> 00:54:38,787
and we had a couple of near
misses with some other people

1095
00:54:38,787 --> 00:54:40,437
like a belt here and a belt there

1096
00:54:40,437 --> 00:54:43,275
and I'm like God, this
bike is probably gonna die.

1097
00:54:43,275 --> 00:54:46,723
I also had this sketchy
mechanic do the work in Florida

1098
00:54:46,723 --> 00:54:49,028
so I'm like at any moment now this thing's

1099
00:54:49,028 --> 00:54:50,851
just gonna go belly up on me.

1100
00:54:50,851 --> 00:54:52,884
- [Man] Joe's engine light just popped on.

1101
00:54:52,884 --> 00:54:55,553
- [Man] Who's?
- [Man] Joe's.

1102
00:54:55,553 --> 00:54:56,918
- [Man] His what?

1103
00:54:56,918 --> 00:54:58,658
- [Man] His engine light popped on.

1104
00:54:58,658 --> 00:54:59,878
(laughing)

1105
00:54:59,878 --> 00:55:02,109
- Hey yours actually came off.

1106
00:55:02,109 --> 00:55:04,942
I've never blown a belt like that.

1107
00:55:05,849 --> 00:55:10,849
♪ Won't you tell me your name ♪

1108
00:55:12,511 --> 00:55:17,511
♪ 'Cause I'm feeling so far away ♪

1109
00:55:18,023 --> 00:55:23,023
♪ And it's time ♪

1110
00:55:24,237 --> 00:55:25,901
♪ Oh it's time ♪

1111
00:55:25,901 --> 00:55:28,233
- [Elliot] Wa, guys, hold on.

1112
00:55:28,233 --> 00:55:29,883
- [Man] What?

1113
00:55:29,883 --> 00:55:33,103
- [Elliot] I just died and I
didn't hit the kill switch.

1114
00:55:33,103 --> 00:55:33,936
- [Man] Are you sure?

1115
00:55:33,936 --> 00:55:35,908
- And again, my bike just dies.

1116
00:55:35,908 --> 00:55:38,806
- [Man] At least we found
a spot to break down in.

1117
00:55:38,806 --> 00:55:41,217
- [Man] Yeah, I'll walk it up
there, don't worry about it.

1118
00:55:41,217 --> 00:55:43,945
- [Man] I'll push you, I'll push you.

1119
00:55:43,945 --> 00:55:45,322
- We're just ripping down this dirt road

1120
00:55:45,322 --> 00:55:49,270
for like two hours, I don't
even know how long it was

1121
00:55:49,270 --> 00:55:50,870
but I guess at some point

1122
00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:52,618
my battery terminal had come loose.

1123
00:55:52,618 --> 00:55:54,868
(mumbling)

1124
00:55:57,157 --> 00:55:58,778
(laughing)

1125
00:55:58,778 --> 00:56:00,201
- [Man] Dag gone!

1126
00:56:00,201 --> 00:56:02,118
- Loose terminal, baby!

1127
00:56:04,078 --> 00:56:07,664
- It's sometimes the most obvious thing.

1128
00:56:07,664 --> 00:56:10,664
(upbeat rock music)

1129
00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:30,670
- [Man] Oh dude!

1130
00:56:30,670 --> 00:56:31,503
Oh shit!

1131
00:56:34,177 --> 00:56:37,159
(laughing)

1132
00:56:37,159 --> 00:56:39,492
(screaming)

1133
00:56:40,947 --> 00:56:44,185
(chattering)

1134
00:56:44,185 --> 00:56:46,261
- The whole day it was up,
up, up, down, down, down,

1135
00:56:46,261 --> 00:56:47,468
up, up, up, down,

1136
00:56:47,468 --> 00:56:48,763
was that the Cascades
we were going through?

1137
00:56:48,763 --> 00:56:51,930
- [Man] No, no, no, that was Sawtooth.

1138
00:57:16,024 --> 00:57:19,158
- But to be there in
that time, in that place,

1139
00:57:19,158 --> 00:57:22,441
with these people and
have something like that

1140
00:57:22,441 --> 00:57:27,191
put on display for no reason,
it just doesn't make sense.

1141
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,667
- At some point during the pre-process

1142
00:57:33,667 --> 00:57:37,568
Justin was like hey, do you wanna be part

1143
00:57:37,568 --> 00:57:39,499
of these challenges that we're doing?

1144
00:57:39,499 --> 00:57:43,101
And I'm thinking like, I
don't have a whole perspective

1145
00:57:43,101 --> 00:57:45,632
of the fact that I'm so
outside of this group

1146
00:57:45,632 --> 00:57:48,695
but I was like well
yeah, I'm gonna be there,

1147
00:57:48,695 --> 00:57:50,128
I might as well do one
of these challenges.

1148
00:57:50,128 --> 00:57:52,735
- And the next day was Jesse's challenge

1149
00:57:52,735 --> 00:57:55,088
and it was First Blood.

1150
00:57:55,088 --> 00:57:57,939
Jesse had to live as
Rambo for an entire day.

1151
00:57:57,939 --> 00:57:59,488
He had to talk in only Rambo lines,

1152
00:57:59,488 --> 00:58:01,964
he had to dress as Rambo,
he had to live as Rambo.

1153
00:58:01,964 --> 00:58:06,735
- Two people already got their
heads shaved in the worst way

1154
00:58:06,735 --> 00:58:11,735
and so I'm thinking oh no, these
guys aren't messing around.

1155
00:58:12,039 --> 00:58:13,039
- See Rambo?

1156
00:58:14,062 --> 00:58:15,651
(laughing)

1157
00:58:15,651 --> 00:58:17,901
(drumming)

1158
00:58:25,937 --> 00:58:27,250
- I don't even know if the sun was up

1159
00:58:27,250 --> 00:58:28,424
but I'm working on my bike,

1160
00:58:28,424 --> 00:58:32,681
I look over and there's
John Rambo staring at me.

1161
00:58:32,681 --> 00:58:37,447
- A 300 plus ride today so
probably about 10 to 12 hours

1162
00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:38,953
of him acting like John Rambo

1163
00:58:38,953 --> 00:58:42,082
which Jesse vowed last
night when he was drinking

1164
00:58:42,082 --> 00:58:44,235
that he was gonna beat this challenge

1165
00:58:44,235 --> 00:58:46,651
by just not talking all day.

1166
00:58:46,651 --> 00:58:48,987
He's a kid so he probably has no idea

1167
00:58:48,987 --> 00:58:50,507
what John Rambo's character is

1168
00:58:50,507 --> 00:58:54,683
or has ever even seen First
Blood or any of the movies.

1169
00:58:54,683 --> 00:58:56,736
So it's gonna be interesting.

1170
00:58:56,736 --> 00:58:57,825
He's gonna be really quiet

1171
00:58:57,825 --> 00:58:59,900
or he's gonna have a cul
de sac or a missing eyebrow

1172
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,147
by the end of the night.

1173
00:59:01,147 --> 00:59:05,232
- Well he's quietly honoring
his options over there

1174
00:59:05,232 --> 00:59:06,399
as John Rambo.

1175
00:59:07,614 --> 00:59:09,365
I think he'll crack.

1176
00:59:09,365 --> 00:59:10,794
I think we'll have
another half shaved head.

1177
00:59:10,794 --> 00:59:13,808
(laughing)

1178
00:59:13,808 --> 00:59:15,566
- Rambo didn't say a word to anyone.

1179
00:59:15,566 --> 00:59:16,649
He was Rambo.

1180
00:59:20,091 --> 00:59:22,627
- Mute, 'cause he doesn't
wanna break character.

1181
00:59:22,627 --> 00:59:24,312
And that was damn funny.

1182
00:59:24,312 --> 00:59:26,590
- He's already full John
Rambo, method acting.

1183
00:59:26,590 --> 00:59:28,312
He's not responding to anybody.

1184
00:59:28,312 --> 00:59:32,231
The only acknowledgements
he's giving us is grunt.

1185
00:59:32,231 --> 00:59:33,717
I'm really excited.

1186
00:59:33,717 --> 00:59:36,045
We're gonna try so hard
to get him off of that.

1187
00:59:36,045 --> 00:59:38,683
- [Man] He's gonna hate
everyone by the end of the day.

1188
00:59:38,683 --> 00:59:39,908
- I think rubbed real dirt on himself.

1189
00:59:39,908 --> 00:59:40,944
He didn't have makeup.

1190
00:59:40,944 --> 00:59:42,597
- [Man] It's grease from somebody's bike.

1191
00:59:42,597 --> 00:59:43,862
- It's grease?
- [Man] Yeah.

1192
00:59:43,862 --> 00:59:45,055
- Oh, that's even better.

1193
00:59:45,055 --> 00:59:48,776
- Everybody was just like you're
gonna get your head shaved.

1194
00:59:48,776 --> 00:59:50,322
We're gonna get you.

1195
00:59:50,322 --> 00:59:53,030
You gotta pick an eyebrow or
you gotta get a cul de sac.

1196
00:59:53,030 --> 00:59:55,501
Neither of which I wanted.

1197
00:59:55,501 --> 00:59:56,334
- But every once in a while,

1198
00:59:56,334 --> 00:59:57,861
Rambo would come over the comm systems

1199
00:59:57,861 --> 01:00:01,361
and be like, "he's dead, you're all dead."

1200
01:00:02,743 --> 01:00:03,711
- Halfway through the day

1201
01:00:03,711 --> 01:00:07,073
I would go to Dane and be like,

1202
01:00:07,073 --> 01:00:08,862
"I got you, gimme the gun."

1203
01:00:08,862 --> 01:00:10,726
And then I'd get the gun
and sneak up on everybody

1204
01:00:10,726 --> 01:00:11,846
and shoot 'em.

1205
01:00:11,846 --> 01:00:14,403
- He had this gun that he was carrying

1206
01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:17,876
and we were climbing another
mountain pass somewhere

1207
01:00:17,876 --> 01:00:20,493
and his scooter was new and
kind of faster than ours

1208
01:00:20,493 --> 01:00:22,776
so he would pull up next
to us with his Nerf gun

1209
01:00:22,776 --> 01:00:23,761
and shoot us all.

1210
01:00:23,761 --> 01:00:24,970
So I remember being shot in the face

1211
01:00:24,970 --> 01:00:28,623
at 50 miles an hour with a
dart like what are we doing?

1212
01:00:28,623 --> 01:00:30,623
- [Man] He's John Rambo.

1213
01:00:31,709 --> 01:00:33,354
- I'm John Rambo.

1214
01:00:33,354 --> 01:00:34,187
- [Man] He's done!

1215
01:00:34,187 --> 01:00:36,831
(laughing)

1216
01:00:36,831 --> 01:00:37,664
- [Big Daddy] I'm impressed,

1217
01:00:37,664 --> 01:00:40,054
I thought I was taking an eyebrow.

1218
01:00:40,054 --> 01:00:41,962
- It was terrible but he owned it.

1219
01:00:41,962 --> 01:00:43,737
It was a funny challenge,

1220
01:00:43,737 --> 01:00:45,996
I kind of wish it would've been mine.

1221
01:00:45,996 --> 01:00:47,780
- [Tanner] Was that the
loneliest ride today?

1222
01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:48,870
(chattering)

1223
01:00:48,870 --> 01:00:52,203
- [Man] The challenge said all day, man.

1224
01:00:54,186 --> 01:00:55,298
- Man.

1225
01:00:55,298 --> 01:00:57,036
- At this point we all smelled awful.

1226
01:00:57,036 --> 01:00:59,507
I hadn't bathed in two or three days.

1227
01:00:59,507 --> 01:01:02,731
I ran out of socks like states ago.

1228
01:01:02,731 --> 01:01:05,498
- We were a ragged crew
at some point, dude.

1229
01:01:05,498 --> 01:01:07,402
Everyone's just super haggard.

1230
01:01:07,402 --> 01:01:11,661
Two of us, just half our heads
buzzed, we looked gnarly.

1231
01:01:11,661 --> 01:01:13,854
- It was just, it had been a long trip.

1232
01:01:13,854 --> 01:01:16,196
We didn't sleep a lot
the whole entire trip.

1233
01:01:16,196 --> 01:01:17,500
Pretty exhausted.

1234
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,167
We probably didn't get more than

1235
01:01:22,609 --> 01:01:24,942
five hours of sleep a night.

1236
01:01:26,464 --> 01:01:28,450
So it's wearing on us.

1237
01:01:28,450 --> 01:01:30,249
And we didn't eat well.

1238
01:01:30,249 --> 01:01:32,328
- Gas station corn dogs for lunch.

1239
01:01:32,328 --> 01:01:33,954
- [Man] I wanna get a
box of mini corn dogs

1240
01:01:33,954 --> 01:01:35,687
and just cook 'em on my engine.

1241
01:01:35,687 --> 01:01:38,507
(laughing)

1242
01:01:38,507 --> 01:01:40,539
- Who doesn't buy corn
dogs at the gas stations?

1243
01:01:40,539 --> 01:01:42,801
You have two options, you
have biscuits and gravy

1244
01:01:42,801 --> 01:01:44,426
or waffles.

1245
01:01:44,426 --> 01:01:47,334
- They all had the most
terrible biscuits and gravy

1246
01:01:47,334 --> 01:01:50,429
and for some reason it
took until like day four

1247
01:01:50,429 --> 01:01:53,393
for us to realize that
this is not a good idea.

1248
01:01:53,393 --> 01:01:55,466
- Breakfast biscuit?

1249
01:01:55,466 --> 01:01:56,386
(chattering)

1250
01:01:56,386 --> 01:01:58,553
(chewing)

1251
01:02:05,021 --> 01:02:07,701
- [Man] These dudes ordered
everything with pineapple on it.

1252
01:02:07,701 --> 01:02:09,378
- We got some bread sticks for you.

1253
01:02:09,378 --> 01:02:14,378
- I hate with every fiber of
my being pineapple on pizza.

1254
01:02:14,932 --> 01:02:16,879
- Pineapple on everything.

1255
01:02:16,879 --> 01:02:19,129
(laughing)

1256
01:02:21,123 --> 01:02:22,312
- I think I had steak every day.

1257
01:02:22,312 --> 01:02:23,821
We were in the heart of cow country

1258
01:02:23,821 --> 01:02:25,171
the whole freaking vacation.

1259
01:02:25,171 --> 01:02:29,171
I go in, order the T-bone,
and it was just shit.

1260
01:02:30,256 --> 01:02:34,095
- [Man] That A-1 serves
one purpose, shots.

1261
01:02:34,095 --> 01:02:36,178
- A-1, I love that stuff.

1262
01:02:38,827 --> 01:02:40,577
- [Man] Drinking A-1 is way better

1263
01:02:40,577 --> 01:02:41,830
than putting it on a steak.

1264
01:02:41,830 --> 01:02:43,032
Try it sometime.

1265
01:02:43,032 --> 01:02:44,813
You have to.

1266
01:02:44,813 --> 01:02:46,333
- It was just shitty steak, dude.

1267
01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:50,806
It was like four year old cow
or something, I don't know.

1268
01:02:50,806 --> 01:02:53,667
- I'm not gonna eat anything
but kale for a month

1269
01:02:53,667 --> 01:02:55,000
when I get home.

1270
01:02:58,523 --> 01:02:59,773
- I'm from Montana so I was really excited

1271
01:02:59,773 --> 01:03:02,077
to see my home state, now
I felt like I was done,

1272
01:03:02,077 --> 01:03:03,596
I felt like I was already home.

1273
01:03:03,596 --> 01:03:06,121
There's a bar there
that threw us this party

1274
01:03:06,121 --> 01:03:08,540
when we got there and raising money

1275
01:03:08,540 --> 01:03:09,467
for the Morgan Foundation

1276
01:03:09,467 --> 01:03:12,327
and the bar was attached to an MMA gym

1277
01:03:12,327 --> 01:03:13,790
which was like the most
Montana thing ever.

1278
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:16,448
- [Man] If you wanna jump in let me know.

1279
01:03:16,448 --> 01:03:17,865
- That's a maybe.

1280
01:03:18,894 --> 01:03:20,272
- [Man] That's a definitely yes, dude.

1281
01:03:20,272 --> 01:03:22,406
It's a matter of who is jumping in.

1282
01:03:22,406 --> 01:03:25,638
- I want a cul de sac versus cul de sac.

1283
01:03:25,638 --> 01:03:27,554
- And all the dudes were like hey,

1284
01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:28,754
you're fighting Paul.

1285
01:03:28,754 --> 01:03:31,495
Cul de sac against cul de
sac, this is happening.

1286
01:03:31,495 --> 01:03:33,851
- [Paul] Elliot, cul de
sac versus cul de sac?

1287
01:03:33,851 --> 01:03:36,792
He said if you guys wanna jump in the ring

1288
01:03:36,792 --> 01:03:38,041
just let me know.

1289
01:03:38,041 --> 01:03:41,109
(chattering)

1290
01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:44,121
- I haven't been in a fight before.

1291
01:03:44,121 --> 01:03:48,255
It was like alright guys,
had a shot and a beer

1292
01:03:48,255 --> 01:03:51,284
and it was like might as well go for it.

1293
01:03:51,284 --> 01:03:55,341
- And we both agreed that we
were not gonna hurt each other.

1294
01:03:55,341 --> 01:03:57,067
- We're not actually gonna
fight each other, are we?

1295
01:03:57,067 --> 01:04:00,167
And he was like no, no, let's
just give 'em a good show.

1296
01:04:00,167 --> 01:04:01,801
(bell ringing)

1297
01:04:01,801 --> 01:04:03,475
- Ladies and gentlemen
this fight is scheduled

1298
01:04:03,475 --> 01:04:05,642
for 12 uncontested rounds.

1299
01:04:07,816 --> 01:04:11,399
The winner will keep
an eyebrow, the loser.

1300
01:04:13,575 --> 01:04:14,861
(bell ringing)

1301
01:04:14,861 --> 01:04:16,194
- Punching only.

1302
01:04:17,643 --> 01:04:18,476
Fight.

1303
01:04:19,545 --> 01:04:21,795
(cheering)

1304
01:04:23,691 --> 01:04:26,485
- [Man] Elliot can't see him.

1305
01:04:26,485 --> 01:04:29,152
(intense music)

1306
01:04:51,037 --> 01:04:52,529
- Man, I'll be the first to admit

1307
01:04:52,529 --> 01:04:56,772
when the gloves are on
and you're just sparring

1308
01:04:56,772 --> 01:05:01,087
with another dude, it's hard to hold back.

1309
01:05:01,087 --> 01:05:03,920
- [Man] Punch his lights out, man!

1310
01:05:04,897 --> 01:05:07,147
(cheering)

1311
01:05:11,265 --> 01:05:13,495
- You hit me really hard a few times.

1312
01:05:13,495 --> 01:05:16,043
Rung my bell once, kind of knocked me back

1313
01:05:16,043 --> 01:05:19,284
and it's just that moment
where your pride takes over

1314
01:05:19,284 --> 01:05:21,875
and it's like nope, this
is not happening right now.

1315
01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:23,629
- I think I might've actually got a couple

1316
01:05:23,629 --> 01:05:24,814
of pretty good hits on him.

1317
01:05:24,814 --> 01:05:27,064
(mumbling)

1318
01:05:28,454 --> 01:05:29,293
- Both our corners back there,

1319
01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:31,111
all the dudes are behind us.

1320
01:05:31,111 --> 01:05:33,934
They're like dude, you're
actually holding your own

1321
01:05:33,934 --> 01:05:35,028
out there pretty good.

1322
01:05:35,028 --> 01:05:35,861
I was like oh yeah?

1323
01:05:35,861 --> 01:05:37,824
I was like maybe I could win this fight.

1324
01:05:37,824 --> 01:05:41,161
- Don't go for the face,
dude, you don't need pain,

1325
01:05:41,161 --> 01:05:42,661
you need throw up.

1326
01:05:48,089 --> 01:05:50,163
(bell ringing)

1327
01:05:50,163 --> 01:05:52,126
- [Man] Welcome to Montana!

1328
01:05:52,126 --> 01:05:54,376
(cheering)

1329
01:06:21,286 --> 01:06:23,325
- Just popped him right in the nose.

1330
01:06:23,325 --> 01:06:26,586
Just straight in the opening part

1331
01:06:26,586 --> 01:06:30,139
and I could definitely
tell that he just like,

1332
01:06:30,139 --> 01:06:31,443
everything stopped.

1333
01:06:31,443 --> 01:06:33,823
(bell ringing)

1334
01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:36,573
- He got me good, he got me good.

1335
01:06:38,622 --> 01:06:40,130
- You okay, you okay?

1336
01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:42,437
(chattering)

1337
01:06:42,437 --> 01:06:43,815
- [Man] He's bleeding, he's bleeding.

1338
01:06:43,815 --> 01:06:44,982
- I looked down there's just like blood

1339
01:06:44,982 --> 01:06:47,321
gushing out of my nose
and I was like alright,

1340
01:06:47,321 --> 01:06:50,321
first blood, this is time to end it.

1341
01:06:51,326 --> 01:06:53,305
- [Man] Elliot, let me get a picture!

1342
01:06:53,305 --> 01:06:55,555
(laughing)

1343
01:06:57,207 --> 01:06:58,497
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1344
01:06:58,497 --> 01:07:02,303
- Shaved his head and then I beat him up.

1345
01:07:02,303 --> 01:07:03,136
Woo!

1346
01:07:06,067 --> 01:07:07,573
No, it had nothing to do with revenge,

1347
01:07:07,573 --> 01:07:11,225
it had to do with I realized
that we were actually fighting.

1348
01:07:11,225 --> 01:07:13,351
- [Woman] You kicked his ass.

1349
01:07:13,351 --> 01:07:15,165
- No, I didn't kick his ass,

1350
01:07:15,165 --> 01:07:17,275
I hit him one good time really

1351
01:07:17,275 --> 01:07:18,638
after he hit me a couple good times.

1352
01:07:18,638 --> 01:07:21,522
- I heard that, I heard that.

1353
01:07:21,522 --> 01:07:24,988
I fought well but it wasn't good enough.

1354
01:07:24,988 --> 01:07:27,691
Paul clocked me a good one.

1355
01:07:27,691 --> 01:07:29,287
I got a couple good hits in though.

1356
01:07:29,287 --> 01:07:30,225
- [Man] Yeah, you did, you did.

1357
01:07:30,225 --> 01:07:31,108
- I hit more than I expected.

1358
01:07:31,108 --> 01:07:32,368
- [Man] Good, good.

1359
01:07:32,368 --> 01:07:33,368
- But Paul--

1360
01:07:34,562 --> 01:07:35,395
- [Man] He got a sneaky one in there.

1361
01:07:35,395 --> 01:07:37,290
- [Woman] He kicked your ass!

1362
01:07:37,290 --> 01:07:38,973
- He came to the, he kicked my ass.

1363
01:07:38,973 --> 01:07:42,093
- At this point I had spent
probably over 100 hours

1364
01:07:42,093 --> 01:07:46,228
building maps, like our turn
by turn maps for our GPS unit.

1365
01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:47,622
None of this makes sense.

1366
01:07:47,622 --> 01:07:48,863
- You had some good sleep though

1367
01:07:48,863 --> 01:07:52,280
so at least you have your wits about you.

1368
01:07:53,598 --> 01:07:56,235
- None of this makes sense.

1369
01:07:56,235 --> 01:07:58,228
None of these intersections look the same

1370
01:07:58,228 --> 01:08:00,981
or at least have the same information.

1371
01:08:00,981 --> 01:08:04,030
And this day I didn't have one.

1372
01:08:04,030 --> 01:08:06,286
I did not have our final day's route.

1373
01:08:06,286 --> 01:08:08,740
- It became pretty clear pretty quickly

1374
01:08:08,740 --> 01:08:11,234
that Barnes had no idea
where we were going.

1375
01:08:11,234 --> 01:08:13,611
- Do we need to continue to hammer in

1376
01:08:13,611 --> 01:08:16,106
that Barnes didn't have the maps?

1377
01:08:16,106 --> 01:08:17,854
- Barnes doesn't tell anybody,

1378
01:08:17,854 --> 01:08:21,847
we just wake up, get
on our scooters and go.

1379
01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:24,680
(engines revving)

1380
01:08:57,571 --> 01:09:00,037
- [Man] What are we doing?

1381
01:09:00,037 --> 01:09:01,427
- [Man] I don't know.

1382
01:09:01,427 --> 01:09:03,746
- [Man] Are we really having a party?

1383
01:09:03,746 --> 01:09:05,909
(laughing)

1384
01:09:05,909 --> 01:09:07,842
I think we're lost.

1385
01:09:07,842 --> 01:09:09,130
- [Man] Yeah, go check what's up.

1386
01:09:09,130 --> 01:09:11,797
- [Man] Tanner, what's going on?

1387
01:09:12,923 --> 01:09:15,423
- [Man] It dead ends up there.

1388
01:09:20,343 --> 01:09:22,426
No, we can't go that way?

1389
01:09:23,797 --> 01:09:24,630
- [Big Daddy] No, that
road doesn't look like

1390
01:09:24,630 --> 01:09:25,930
it goes anywhere.

1391
01:09:25,930 --> 01:09:28,935
- [Man] Daddy, what did they say to you

1392
01:09:28,935 --> 01:09:30,365
about this road right here?

1393
01:09:30,365 --> 01:09:33,257
- [Tanner] They said that
it's kind of a cool road.

1394
01:09:33,257 --> 01:09:34,643
It loops around

1395
01:09:34,643 --> 01:09:36,678
and I don't think it
necessarily goes anywhere.

1396
01:09:36,678 --> 01:09:39,064
I didn't ask them for
directions to Seattle.

1397
01:09:39,064 --> 01:09:41,026
- [Big Daddy] We're probably
dipping down into Richland

1398
01:09:41,026 --> 01:09:42,861
and then going up on that highway.

1399
01:09:42,861 --> 01:09:45,217
- [Paul] That road doesn't
go anywhere, Daddy?

1400
01:09:45,217 --> 01:09:47,422
- [Big Daddy] Doesn't look like it.

1401
01:09:47,422 --> 01:09:49,688
We should've taken a right when
we went straight back there.

1402
01:09:49,688 --> 01:09:50,605
- [Man] Oh.

1403
01:09:52,071 --> 01:09:54,071
- [Justin] My bad, guys.

1404
01:09:59,611 --> 01:10:02,222
- And we get lost four, five, six times,

1405
01:10:02,222 --> 01:10:03,599
it doesn't matter.

1406
01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:06,266
It was probably closer to eight
but who's counting, right?

1407
01:10:06,266 --> 01:10:08,305
- Those are the kind
of moments I feel like

1408
01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:10,038
are actually the trip.

1409
01:10:10,038 --> 01:10:13,162
It was a lot of stops and
it was a lot of gassing up

1410
01:10:13,162 --> 01:10:15,946
and it was a lot of these
moments where we were confused

1411
01:10:15,946 --> 01:10:18,785
and didn't really know what way to go.

1412
01:10:18,785 --> 01:10:22,059
- We finally get our bearings
right and we are on the road

1413
01:10:22,059 --> 01:10:24,763
and we are coming up over this hill

1414
01:10:24,763 --> 01:10:28,128
and there's this hill that
drops down out of the city.

1415
01:10:28,128 --> 01:10:29,821
- You couldn't even tell what it was.

1416
01:10:29,821 --> 01:10:31,338
There was just like a black line

1417
01:10:31,338 --> 01:10:32,428
along the side of the road.

1418
01:10:32,428 --> 01:10:36,354
- We all look over and there's
just a line of scooters

1419
01:10:36,354 --> 01:10:37,774
sitting on the side of the road.

1420
01:10:37,774 --> 01:10:40,398
- All of our dudes and
other people from the city,

1421
01:10:40,398 --> 01:10:42,323
other people that thought
the story was cool

1422
01:10:42,323 --> 01:10:44,673
and the ride was awesome and
wanted to just be a part of it

1423
01:10:44,673 --> 01:10:46,530
as much as they could and they
rode all the way out there

1424
01:10:46,530 --> 01:10:48,631
or trailered out there and
rode the rest of the way

1425
01:10:48,631 --> 01:10:49,714
home with us.

1426
01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:52,507
- [Man] Fuck yes!

1427
01:10:52,507 --> 01:10:54,840
(screaming)

1428
01:10:59,366 --> 01:11:03,699
- [Man] Take my scooter,
I'm gonna fucking pass out!

1429
01:11:12,845 --> 01:11:14,345
- [Man] Yeah baby!

1430
01:11:16,401 --> 01:11:17,984
Oh the pig is here!

1431
01:11:19,838 --> 01:11:22,088
(cheering)

1432
01:11:26,367 --> 01:11:27,867
- [Man] Holy shit!

1433
01:11:38,624 --> 01:11:41,041
- [Man] Oh my God, oh my God.

1434
01:11:43,617 --> 01:11:46,194
- [Man] Oh fuck yeah.

1435
01:11:46,194 --> 01:11:47,322
- And it was such an awesome feeling,

1436
01:11:47,322 --> 01:11:49,648
I think everyone kind of got
pretty emotional at that point

1437
01:11:49,648 --> 01:11:51,496
like we had done it.

1438
01:11:51,496 --> 01:11:54,294
We were home, there's our peeps

1439
01:11:54,294 --> 01:11:57,794
and we're getting ready to just celebrate.

1440
01:11:59,033 --> 01:12:00,812
- All of us, I'm getting
choked up thinking about it,

1441
01:12:00,812 --> 01:12:03,630
all of us were like crying in our helmets.

1442
01:12:03,630 --> 01:12:06,241
Immediately I just lost it.

1443
01:12:06,241 --> 01:12:09,917
- [Man] Alright, should
we hit her back up?

1444
01:12:09,917 --> 01:12:12,167
(cheering)

1445
01:12:14,477 --> 01:12:17,310
(uplifting music)

1446
01:12:28,847 --> 01:12:33,650
- We were about 3500 miles
into this 3700 mile ride

1447
01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:38,185
and finally it hit me that
we just crossed the country

1448
01:12:38,185 --> 01:12:41,602
on a scooter at 40 miles an hour, insane.

1449
01:12:43,209 --> 01:12:47,459
- We've made it so far on
these little, tiny bikes.

1450
01:12:50,914 --> 01:12:52,760
- I told everybody, I was
like do not let any cars pass.

1451
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,975
We're going up this mountain slow as hell

1452
01:12:55,975 --> 01:12:59,411
and we just split the road, I remember,

1453
01:12:59,411 --> 01:13:02,056
all eight of us right in
front, just made a wall

1454
01:13:02,056 --> 01:13:04,637
and the 30 scooters behind us came in

1455
01:13:04,637 --> 01:13:06,175
and did the same thing.

1456
01:13:06,175 --> 01:13:08,725
Just wall of scoots, wall of scoots

1457
01:13:08,725 --> 01:13:11,611
and behind us just miles of cars

1458
01:13:11,611 --> 01:13:14,065
and it was such a conquering feeling

1459
01:13:14,065 --> 01:13:17,080
to just stick it to all
those fucking people.

1460
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:19,707
- [Man] Not that we have any reason to.

1461
01:13:19,707 --> 01:13:23,389
- We didn't have any reason
to but we just wanted to, man.

1462
01:13:23,389 --> 01:13:26,306
(speakers muffled)

1463
01:13:30,096 --> 01:13:32,293
- [Man] What about the smoke
bombs and the fireworks?

1464
01:13:32,293 --> 01:13:35,703
- [Big Daddy] Elliot, I need that flare!

1465
01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:40,703
- [Man] I love how we're
rolling up to a ferry terminal.

1466
01:13:40,769 --> 01:13:42,619
- [Man] Explosives, the
Coast Guard is gonna be there

1467
01:13:42,619 --> 01:13:43,952
in five seconds.

1468
01:13:45,324 --> 01:13:46,793
- And we just did the classic move

1469
01:13:46,793 --> 01:13:48,931
of is this thing lit or not

1470
01:13:48,931 --> 01:13:50,700
and as soon as I point it towards my face

1471
01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:53,431
just like shoots past my head.

1472
01:13:53,431 --> 01:13:57,298
And I'm just glad that my ride
could've ended right there.

1473
01:13:57,298 --> 01:13:59,074
- [Man] All these people
have no idea what's going on.

1474
01:13:59,074 --> 01:14:01,595
- [Man] No, came in hot
like a bunch of assholes,

1475
01:14:01,595 --> 01:14:02,881
it's so rad.

1476
01:14:02,881 --> 01:14:05,940
- [Man] Can we go down this?
- [Man] We just did.

1477
01:14:05,940 --> 01:14:07,242
(chattering)

1478
01:14:07,242 --> 01:14:10,053
- [Man] We're doing it, we're doing it.

1479
01:14:10,053 --> 01:14:12,641
- [Man] This guy's like come on, man.

1480
01:14:12,641 --> 01:14:14,891
(cheering)

1481
01:14:16,965 --> 01:14:18,311
- We pulled in, it was like the Beatles

1482
01:14:18,311 --> 01:14:20,607
getting off the plane in New York.

1483
01:14:20,607 --> 01:14:23,448
Everybody just went absolutely bananas.

1484
01:14:23,448 --> 01:14:26,865
(speaker voices muffled)

1485
01:14:32,347 --> 01:14:34,994
- And the one guy who had
more problems than any of us

1486
01:14:34,994 --> 01:14:37,810
on the whole trip when it
came to mechanical issues

1487
01:14:37,810 --> 01:14:41,529
or anything, Elliot, didn't
even get to the water

1488
01:14:41,529 --> 01:14:43,196
and dumped his bike.

1489
01:14:44,443 --> 01:14:46,693
(laughing)

1490
01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:51,118
The last four feet was too much.

1491
01:14:51,118 --> 01:14:52,960
- [Elliot] And I didn't care,
I just got off the bike,

1492
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:54,393
just let it kind of slide.

1493
01:14:54,393 --> 01:14:56,418
Guys, we did it.

1494
01:14:56,418 --> 01:14:59,251
(inspiring music)

1495
01:15:05,141 --> 01:15:07,571
- [Man] I feel like eight
riders took it through

1496
01:15:07,571 --> 01:15:09,055
the entire country together.

1497
01:15:09,055 --> 01:15:10,239
It was pretty phenomenal.

1498
01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:11,464
Whether it's a belt,

1499
01:15:11,464 --> 01:15:13,755
somebody's oil is flying out
of their bike for some reason

1500
01:15:13,755 --> 01:15:15,567
or they ride off the road,

1501
01:15:15,567 --> 01:15:17,975
everybody was sticking together.

1502
01:15:17,975 --> 01:15:18,894
- Do I wanna go back and do it again?

1503
01:15:18,894 --> 01:15:20,580
I'm not so sure, we'll see.

1504
01:15:20,580 --> 01:15:23,360
It's a traumatic experience.

1505
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:26,577
It was fun, we had a
great time, it was awesome

1506
01:15:26,577 --> 01:15:31,282
but it was like 11 of the most
miserable days of my life.

1507
01:15:31,282 --> 01:15:34,175
- After 11 days seeing
that coming to an end

1508
01:15:34,175 --> 01:15:36,569
and knowing man, I gotta get up tomorrow

1509
01:15:36,569 --> 01:15:40,535
and go back to the real
world, it was a bummer

1510
01:15:40,535 --> 01:15:43,089
and it was sad but it was happy.

1511
01:15:43,089 --> 01:15:46,240
It was just a range of
emotional feelings that night.

1512
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:48,319
- Obviously we did it because we're idiots

1513
01:15:48,319 --> 01:15:51,968
and we thought it'd be
cool to ride 3700 miles

1514
01:15:51,968 --> 01:15:53,201
at 45 miles an hour.

1515
01:15:53,201 --> 01:15:54,475
(cork popping)

1516
01:15:54,475 --> 01:15:56,451
(cheering)

1517
01:15:56,451 --> 01:15:58,701
(laughing)

1518
01:16:03,086 --> 01:16:05,487
- For me this was much
more than about the ride.

1519
01:16:05,487 --> 01:16:07,818
At the end of the ride, I
didn't know this going into it

1520
01:16:07,818 --> 01:16:12,094
but at the end of the ride
actually becoming a family

1521
01:16:12,094 --> 01:16:13,789
was a much bigger part of it

1522
01:16:13,789 --> 01:16:16,639
than actually the 3700 miles that we rode.

1523
01:16:16,639 --> 01:16:20,601
- We left Fernandina Beach,
Florida with 3700 miles

1524
01:16:20,601 --> 01:16:22,002
before the finish line.

1525
01:16:22,002 --> 01:16:24,328
Went through rain, went through fights,

1526
01:16:24,328 --> 01:16:27,986
went through breakdowns,
everything that nature had to offer

1527
01:16:27,986 --> 01:16:29,690
was thrown at us.

1528
01:16:29,690 --> 01:16:31,291
Had a ton of laughs.

1529
01:16:31,291 --> 01:16:33,541
(cheering)

1530
01:16:35,366 --> 01:16:37,616
(laughing)

1531
01:16:43,901 --> 01:16:48,234
We arrived in Mukilteo,
Washington as a real family.

1532
01:16:56,821 --> 01:17:00,855
("This Is My World" by
Esterly feat. Austin Jenckes)

1533
01:17:00,855 --> 01:17:05,855
♪ Oh, you took a wrong turn ♪

1534
01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:11,247
♪ Now you're stuck in my world ♪

1535
01:17:12,095 --> 01:17:15,481
♪ Trust me, this is gonna hurt ♪

1536
01:17:15,481 --> 01:17:18,683
♪ Fire it up, and watch it burn ♪

1537
01:17:18,683 --> 01:17:21,600
♪ This is my world ♪

1538
01:17:23,673 --> 01:17:28,673
("Stories of Me" by Chris
King & The Gutterballs)

1539
01:17:47,467 --> 01:17:52,467
♪ Sometimes I take a walk down ♪

1540
01:17:55,225 --> 01:18:00,225
♪ When I see the weather
all of them colors ♪

1541
01:18:00,703 --> 01:18:04,427
♪ It reminds me ♪

1542
01:18:04,427 --> 01:18:09,427
♪ Down by the river singing
whatever will be will ♪

1543
01:18:12,679 --> 01:18:17,679
♪ And trouble keeps floating and
I'm tired of standing still ♪

1544
01:18:20,911 --> 01:18:25,211
♪ These stories of me ♪

1545
01:18:25,211 --> 01:18:28,402
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1546
01:18:28,402 --> 01:18:31,442
♪ They're shaking ♪

1547
01:18:31,442 --> 01:18:36,442
♪ I can't ♪

1548
01:18:36,986 --> 01:18:41,264
♪ These stories of me ♪

1549
01:18:41,264 --> 01:18:45,390
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1550
01:18:45,390 --> 01:18:47,894
♪ They're fading ♪

1551
01:18:47,894 --> 01:18:52,894
♪ Faster than the mouth ♪

1552
01:18:53,889 --> 01:18:58,889
♪ I know the way I told it
ain't the easy one to choose ♪

1553
01:19:01,866 --> 01:19:06,866
♪ Still mild minute between the blues ♪

1554
01:19:07,808 --> 01:19:10,590
♪ And I ain't got more time to lose ♪

1555
01:19:10,590 --> 01:19:12,214
♪ She talk off your head ♪

1556
01:19:12,214 --> 01:19:17,214
♪ And you'll know when this
conversation's through ♪

1557
01:19:18,561 --> 01:19:22,827
♪ I just keep walking around
this unfortunate town ♪

1558
01:19:22,827 --> 01:19:27,827
♪ Until it winds me back to you ♪

1559
01:19:29,267 --> 01:19:33,057
♪ These stories of me ♪

1560
01:19:33,057 --> 01:19:36,787
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1561
01:19:36,787 --> 01:19:39,280
♪ They're shaking ♪

1562
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:44,280
♪ My hands in the air ♪

1563
01:19:44,791 --> 01:19:49,026
♪ These stories of me ♪

1564
01:19:49,026 --> 01:19:52,916
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1565
01:19:52,916 --> 01:19:55,164
♪ They're fading ♪

1566
01:19:55,164 --> 01:20:00,164
♪ Faster than the mountain ♪

1567
01:20:01,610 --> 01:20:06,610
♪ I don't mean to be nobody's burden ♪

1568
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:13,880
♪ I'm just so tired of carrying this way ♪

1569
01:20:17,714 --> 01:20:22,714
♪ Lord knows I've tried to
tame these wild notions ♪

1570
01:20:25,457 --> 01:20:30,457
♪ Just keep boarding up
like a hole in the gate ♪

1571
01:20:34,126 --> 01:20:38,682
♪ These stories of me ♪

1572
01:20:38,682 --> 01:20:41,617
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1573
01:20:41,617 --> 01:20:43,967
♪ They're shaking ♪

1574
01:20:43,967 --> 01:20:48,967
♪ Like hands up the avenue ♪

1575
01:20:49,755 --> 01:20:54,183
♪ These stories of me ♪

1576
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:57,812
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1577
01:20:57,812 --> 01:21:02,812
♪ We're fading faster
than the morning news ♪