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- [Man] What are we doing?

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- [Man] I don't know.

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- [Man] Yeah go check what's up.

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Tanner, what's going on?

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- [Tanner] It dead ends up there.

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- [Man] No, we can't go that way?

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- [Man] What did they say to
you about this road right here?

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- [Man] I didn't ask them
for directions to Seattle.

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- [Man] I think we're lost.

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("Golden Age" by Dan Luke and the Raid)

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♪ Feeling ashamed ♪

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♪ Play like Texas Hold 'Em ♪

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♪ I was taken to be tamed ♪

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♪ Loss my sense of motion ♪

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♪ Up up and away ♪

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♪ I'm flirting with the golden age ♪

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♪ Keep me at bay ♪

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♪ The hunters won't be hunted ♪

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♪ We got no where to stay ♪

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♪ Yeah have to keep on running ♪

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♪ Don't fall on your face ♪

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♪ Keep dancing with the golden age ♪

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- We started the Soldiers
of Destiny in 2008ish,

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summer winter 2008, like that
period is when we decided

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on animal helmets and we were never

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gonna take ourselves seriously ever.

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You're an adult riding a
scooter with a latex animal mask

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stretched over your helmet.

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How can you possibly
take yourself seriously?

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We all started riding together and going

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on longer and longer rides,

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it got more and more ridiculous.

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The idea to ride across the country

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was definitely not our
idea that we came up with.

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There's an existing ride
called the Cannonball Run.

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- He brought up this thing
that happens every couple years

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where people ride long distances

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and it's kind of an
unsanctioned group of idiots

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that decided they're going
to do this endurance race.

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- I went home and immediately
started checking it out

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and it had been going on since 2004

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and it was every two years they would ride

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from one end of the country to the other.

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I had no idea where it was gonna go

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because we don't have
any choice or control

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over where it starts and ends.

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- Justin sent me a text
with just a single link

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to the Cannonball and I looked at it

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and told Justin he was crazy.

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- Barnes, Barnes sent
us a Google Maps image

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of a starting point

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and you could see the bar
that my wife was working at

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in the background of the picture.

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(soft music)

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- Everybody being just as
ridiculous as each other

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and always trying to one up each other

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and being super ridiculous,
they all said yes.

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- And I was like that's crazy, I'm in.

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- That's it, let's just go for it.

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- And I'm like I'm in, I'm in,
let's do this, let's do this.

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- I'm like yeah, I'm down.

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- I was like oh, you guys
are actually doing this?

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Add me to the group like I'm in.

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- Somehow I got roped into it.

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- It wasn't too crazy of an idea

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until we actually started
really getting into it

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and then realized how much of
an undertaking it would be.

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- What's the worst that could happen?

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Well, bad stuff, but we just went for it.

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(upbeat music)

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(surf music)

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- It was July in Jacksonville, Florida.

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- Our gear was showing up,
our bikes were showing up,

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our riders were showing up,

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it was like a giant, shitty
summer camp meet and greet

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and all these things were flying in

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from all over the country.

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We had an entire bedroom of our house

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just filled with Amazon packages.

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We were still putting shit together.

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Garage was running 24
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- [Man] Thanks for making
your home our new clubhouse.

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(laughing)

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- Yeah, S-O-D J-A-X baby!

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- So the one thing on this
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instrumental piece of the puzzle

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was our Sena headsets.

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These are amazing pieces of technology

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and they are so powerful

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and I can't say enough about these things.

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- [Man] Barnes, did you
turn your camera on?

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- But when you're putting them together

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make sure you read the instructions.

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- Hold the button down and it'll say like

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pairing, pairing, pairing
and then you hold it down

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and it'll say pairing.

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- It's already paired.

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- Hey, listen!
- I'm listening.

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- Hold your button down,

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hold your button down for six seconds,

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it'll say pairing mode.

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Hold your button down for six seconds,

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it'll say pairing mode.

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When his says pairing mode
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I'm starting to get angry.

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(laughing)

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(engines revving)

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Teams of three, teams of three.

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(fireworks exploding)

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- [Man] We watched the
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we stayed out way too late.

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(sirens wailing)

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(dance music)

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- The night before I
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of coming to Jesus where I wasn't sure

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I was gonna be able to do it,

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I wasn't sure the bike was gonna be ready,

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I was in charge of the equipment,

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I had no time, I had no money.

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- People didn't think we
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Nobody's ever done a cross country ride

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on a Zuma successfully and so here we are,

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125 CC's, 40 miles an
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- I hope to God this bike does not die.

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(garage door closing)

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(upbeat music)

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- So when we get to the starting line,

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we're all sitting around.

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Everybody is nervous as hell.

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- I was so nervous and anxious.

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Like this is two years, more
than two years of my life.

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This is thousands of
hours of countless nights

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of me not being able to sleep

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because I'm so stressed out about thinking

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that I feel responsible for everybody.

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If anybody gets hurt it's gonna feel like

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I'm never gonna be able to let it go.

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If we don't finish,

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I feel like I'm gonna let everybody down

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that we had hyped this plan up.

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- We don't know what's gonna happen,

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we don't know how this is gonna go,

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we don't know whether we're
gonna make it, we're not,

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and I knew this was coming
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to delay it but we were
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from putting our jackets on

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and riding away from our friends.

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I'm getting choked up
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I went running in, I
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or by everybody in the lobby
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on the beach in the morning

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and just immediately went
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with no door lock and just puked.

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- Justin's in the bathroom throwing up,

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Daddy is scooting around doing circles

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with his loud ass exhaust.

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(engine revving)

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The girls are giving teary goodbyes

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to Barnes when he's not
throwing up and Joe.

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Ron is hugging Katie
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joyous kind of occasion.

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(upbeat music)

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I still couldn't even barely speak.

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I was so anxious and nervous

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that I was, it was just too much

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and I knew that I was
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so we said goodbye to everybody

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and it was the cameras were on

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and everybody was honking and
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(horns honking)

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There's no escaping any
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It was completely on me.

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(engines revving)

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(lyrics drowned out by bikes)

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♪ And I'll forget you anyway ♪

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- Drive away, I'm on the comm systems

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trying to choke out a
thank you to everybody

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for trusting me and doing this with me.

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Not 10 minutes later, breakdown.

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- [Big Daddy] I had noticed my bike

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just spewing oil on the side.

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- We all stopped and we're sitting around

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trying to figure out what the
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- Well, I didn't think it was gonna be me.

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I really didn't think I
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to break down but it just
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- So we got about 11 miles
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to wait for some idiot.

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- Everyone else was like blowing past us

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and I'm like great, we're
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- Clean.

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- Fuckers.

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- We just look like such losers.

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- Watching all the rest
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honking, beeping, waving,

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we were the laughing stock
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that's for sure.

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- Luckily it was just me being an idiot,

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I got anxious and put to much oil in her.

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I spent like three days
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and I wanted it to look super fresh.

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Three days of hard work, done.

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- It was all back to normal.

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Bickering started, laughing started

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and it was like okay, this
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for weeks and months at
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for the last eight years and
now we're just in Florida

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and it's no different and
we have 10 hours we thought

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of riding to go.

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(twangy music)

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♪ Run down motel ♪

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♪ End of the block ♪

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♪ Came all this way now ♪

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♪ You're too scared to knock ♪

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♪ Good times leaving you ♪

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♪ Last train pulling through ♪

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And we just went and rode
all the way through Georgia,

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dead armadillos everywhere,
it stunk like a carnival.

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- The bugs were huge and
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(squeegee squeaking)

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- It is the hottest, most
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that I have ever been through.

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- It was one thing after, we
barely got to get comfortable

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on the first day, it was
hang up after hang up

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and they were just being
thrown at us all day.

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Somebody ran out of gas, a belt broke,

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somebody hit their kill
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actually I did and thought I broke down.

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We got crazy rain, lighting.

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- Whoa!

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- We got separated a couple times,

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this was like one of our first big breaks

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in communication and I'm trying
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and everybody just rode off down the road.

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- It was like watching a slinky
try and go down the road.

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We got pulled out in front

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and somebody's like ah, shit man,

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forgot my oil, I forgot this,

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it was just a complete
catastrophic departure.

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♪ Can't take this feeling ♪

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♪ Can't take this feeling ♪

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- About five hours in, which
is pretty much the most

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that I've ever been on
a scooter at one time,

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five hours in I'm actually falling asleep.

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- There was nothing, there was no turns,

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there was no hills, it was
just flat, shitty roads

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and you're just sitting there like

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(scooter engine humming)

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for fucking eight hours.

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- There was a moment where I was just like

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if this is what every day is
gonna be like I'm gonna die.

258
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- We have to do this how many more times

259
00:12:29.572 --> 00:12:30.940
for how many more days?

260
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That was the worst feeling.

261
00:12:32.740 --> 00:12:34.030
I don't know if anybody else felt that.

262
00:12:34.030 --> 00:12:36.863
(engines revving)

263
00:12:38.207 --> 00:12:40.720
(horns honking)

264
00:12:40.720 --> 00:12:42.268
- Yeah baby!

265
00:12:42.268 --> 00:12:44.163
- End of that day I was like
if this is how it's gonna be

266
00:12:44.163 --> 00:12:47.331
for 11 days, I'm just gonna
hop off at the next stop

267
00:12:47.331 --> 00:12:49.679
'cause this is fucking crazy.

268
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The daunting task of we
still have a lot more to go,

269
00:12:55.375 --> 00:12:57.521
this is just the first stop,

270
00:12:57.521 --> 00:12:59.255
this seems like it's going to be

271
00:12:59.255 --> 00:13:01.262
the worst decision of my life.

272
00:13:01.262 --> 00:13:03.281
- Every scenario that we
thought could've gone wrong

273
00:13:03.281 --> 00:13:07.698
short of somebody crashing
happened on the first day.

274
00:13:21.219 --> 00:13:22.377
- When we started this thing

275
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part of our crowdsourcing was

276
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if we hit a certain amount of goal

277
00:13:25.577 --> 00:13:27.321
we had these challenges
that we were all gonna do.

278
00:13:27.321 --> 00:13:29.557
- Eight riders, eight challenges, 11 days,

279
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the penalty if you decide

280
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that you do not wanna do your challenge

281
00:13:32.837 --> 00:13:37.351
or you fail at it you have
the following consequences,

282
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you have the choice of
either shaving one eyebrow

283
00:13:40.918 --> 00:13:43.715
or you have to cut your
hair into a cul de sac

284
00:13:43.715 --> 00:13:45.401
and that means shaving
the top of your head

285
00:13:45.401 --> 00:13:46.921
but leaving the rest of the hair present.

286
00:13:46.921 --> 00:13:48.135
- And we just drew a
challenge out of a hat

287
00:13:48.135 --> 00:13:50.581
and my challenge was the unhappy camper

288
00:13:50.581 --> 00:13:52.831
and I had to sleep outside.

289
00:13:54.032 --> 00:13:57.504
(soft piano music)

290
00:13:57.504 --> 00:13:59.842
I basically slept with
my eyes just barely open

291
00:13:59.842 --> 00:14:02.048
so I could see and I would
hear footsteps coming

292
00:14:02.048 --> 00:14:04.393
and would just, don't
say anything, don't move

293
00:14:04.393 --> 00:14:05.671
and maybe they'll leave you alone

294
00:14:05.671 --> 00:14:08.985
and a couple times I
saw the footsteps stop

295
00:14:08.985 --> 00:14:10.193
and then they'd just keep going.

296
00:14:10.193 --> 00:14:11.264
And I was like yes, thank you,

297
00:14:11.264 --> 00:14:12.793
thank you for leaving me alone.

298
00:14:12.793 --> 00:14:14.819
I don't wanna talk to anybody tonight.

299
00:14:14.819 --> 00:14:17.347
I maybe slept an hour, maybe.

300
00:14:17.347 --> 00:14:18.918
My alarm went off at five

301
00:14:18.918 --> 00:14:20.460
and I was like it's morning.

302
00:14:20.460 --> 00:14:23.426
Got up, went into the
room, grabbed my stuff,

303
00:14:23.426 --> 00:14:27.129
filled up my Camelback
and shook everybody awake

304
00:14:27.129 --> 00:14:29.809
because I had no patience at that point.

305
00:14:29.809 --> 00:14:34.237
Like get up, we're leaving,
we're leaving on time today.

306
00:14:34.237 --> 00:14:35.583
- [Justin] Starting.

307
00:14:35.583 --> 00:14:36.754
(engine revving)

308
00:14:36.754 --> 00:14:38.525
We were supposed to be out of here at,

309
00:14:38.525 --> 00:14:40.268
I don't have a watch on, at six o'clock.

310
00:14:40.268 --> 00:14:42.801
It's already close to a quarter after.

311
00:14:42.801 --> 00:14:44.220
- Good morning.

312
00:14:44.220 --> 00:14:46.637
(chattering)

313
00:14:49.393 --> 00:14:52.845
- [Justin] BD is, I don't
know what you're doing.

314
00:14:52.845 --> 00:14:53.932
- Changing shoes, bro.

315
00:14:53.932 --> 00:14:57.013
- I wanted to get on the
road like a half hour ago.

316
00:14:57.013 --> 00:14:59.836
I was ready at a quarter
to six, like on my bike.

317
00:14:59.836 --> 00:15:01.230
- [Justin] Like we were supposed to.

318
00:15:01.230 --> 00:15:02.791
- You don't have to keep talking about it.

319
00:15:02.791 --> 00:15:04.437
If we're not on time, we're not on time.

320
00:15:04.437 --> 00:15:05.566
- [Paul] Well we just need to talk about

321
00:15:05.566 --> 00:15:08.015
what the term means and like we were up

322
00:15:08.015 --> 00:15:09.518
at a quarter to five in our room.

323
00:15:09.518 --> 00:15:10.660
- [Man] That's fine.

324
00:15:10.660 --> 00:15:13.001
- You were up way too early, bro.

325
00:15:13.001 --> 00:15:17.253
- Managing expectations
was a huge part of the trip

326
00:15:17.253 --> 00:15:20.605
and one of the hardest parts
for me was to be patient.

327
00:15:20.605 --> 00:15:23.253
I'm not a very patient person at all.

328
00:15:23.253 --> 00:15:26.337
We need to have expectations
of if we're having

329
00:15:26.337 --> 00:15:28.759
a conversation and we say a certain time

330
00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:33.123
we need to at least try
to adhere to that time.

331
00:15:33.123 --> 00:15:36.347
- Paul was just always pissed
about people not being on time

332
00:15:36.347 --> 00:15:39.320
so you get that sense right away,

333
00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:43.328
it's like, okay, well
this guy's got something

334
00:15:43.328 --> 00:15:44.317
he's dealing with.

335
00:15:44.317 --> 00:15:47.203
- Dealing with people like Joe

336
00:15:47.203 --> 00:15:49.939
who also likes to talk back a bit,

337
00:15:49.939 --> 00:15:52.134
in the morning was tough.

338
00:15:52.134 --> 00:15:53.544
- Yeah, so kick stands
up doesn't really matter

339
00:15:53.544 --> 00:15:56.247
unless it's like, if you're not down here

340
00:15:56.247 --> 00:15:59.030
for the fucking meeting at 5:30--

341
00:15:59.030 --> 00:16:01.756
- [Paul] Exactly, but we need
to have those conversations

342
00:16:01.756 --> 00:16:02.635
the night before.

343
00:16:02.635 --> 00:16:05.422
- And then we're eating
and then I had to poop.

344
00:16:05.422 --> 00:16:07.176
- I told Paul on day two in the morning,

345
00:16:07.176 --> 00:16:09.009
I said just leave, go.

346
00:16:10.044 --> 00:16:11.339
You don't have to sit
here and piss and moan

347
00:16:11.339 --> 00:16:12.172
about how we're not on time,

348
00:16:12.172 --> 00:16:14.111
just leave if you wanna leave.

349
00:16:14.111 --> 00:16:15.230
I was not happy.

350
00:16:15.230 --> 00:16:17.422
- So I kind of saw Paul's
frustrations and stuff

351
00:16:17.422 --> 00:16:21.028
but in my eyes I was just
like we need to set a time

352
00:16:21.028 --> 00:16:25.633
and stick to it as close as
we can because these people,

353
00:16:25.633 --> 00:16:28.134
I know how hard it is to
wrangle eight different guys

354
00:16:28.134 --> 00:16:31.714
better than anybody and it's
just not something that happens

355
00:16:31.714 --> 00:16:32.717
no matter what you do.

356
00:16:32.717 --> 00:16:35.163
- When you get a bunch
of guys together like us

357
00:16:35.163 --> 00:16:37.263
it's like five dogs in the same room,

358
00:16:37.263 --> 00:16:39.491
there's gonna be some barking going on.

359
00:16:39.491 --> 00:16:41.506
- Not having that kind of cadence

360
00:16:41.506 --> 00:16:44.839
or that kind of system or even knowledge

361
00:16:45.776 --> 00:16:47.974
of how each of us work together

362
00:16:47.974 --> 00:16:49.770
let alone how we're
gonna survive together,

363
00:16:49.770 --> 00:16:52.792
none of that stuff had been gelled yet,

364
00:16:52.792 --> 00:16:53.918
none of that had been forged.

365
00:16:53.918 --> 00:16:56.274
It was the dumbest day of the entire trip

366
00:16:56.274 --> 00:16:57.552
because we were not happy

367
00:16:57.552 --> 00:16:59.283
and nothing was clicking I don't think

368
00:16:59.283 --> 00:17:00.933
how we envisioned it clicking.

369
00:17:00.933 --> 00:17:03.600
- [Justin] Next stop, Nashville.

370
00:17:05.644 --> 00:17:06.477
Peace.

371
00:17:07.800 --> 00:17:12.467
("Moving Particles" by Sensations' Fix)

372
00:17:20.888 --> 00:17:23.638
(lyrics muffled)

373
00:17:33.979 --> 00:17:37.237
♪ So I'll take my walk ♪

374
00:17:37.237 --> 00:17:40.301
♪ Mile after mile ♪

375
00:17:40.301 --> 00:17:43.962
♪ All I can see is the blue and the rain ♪

376
00:17:43.962 --> 00:17:46.573
♪ For the home team ♪

377
00:17:46.573 --> 00:17:48.250
- So as we're going down Highland

378
00:17:48.250 --> 00:17:52.583
it opens up to this beautiful
view of South Carolina

379
00:17:54.684 --> 00:17:58.376
and just the beautiful
lush forest and curvy roads

380
00:17:58.376 --> 00:18:01.626
and we're full throttle going downhill.

381
00:18:09.839 --> 00:18:13.818
Exhilarating, this is
day two and I'm like man,

382
00:18:13.818 --> 00:18:15.747
if this is how the whole ride is gonna be

383
00:18:15.747 --> 00:18:17.731
this is gonna be the most amazing thing.

384
00:18:17.731 --> 00:18:19.229
- Big Daddy pooped his pants.

385
00:18:19.229 --> 00:18:21.200
That's a highlight for
me for sure of that day.

386
00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:22.033
(laughing)

387
00:18:22.033 --> 00:18:25.906
- Yeah, hey, I asked for
a bathroom stop, man,

388
00:18:25.906 --> 00:18:28.231
it just didn't come.

389
00:18:28.231 --> 00:18:30.832
And then it did and I pooped my pants.

390
00:18:30.832 --> 00:18:31.865
- [Interviewer] Do you remember--

391
00:18:31.865 --> 00:18:34.525
- Did he take his pants
off all the way for that?

392
00:18:34.525 --> 00:18:37.290
- Yeah, I left those babies.

393
00:18:37.290 --> 00:18:38.123
- [Interviewer] You
already planned for it?

394
00:18:38.123 --> 00:18:40.349
- Bear in the woods,
dude, throw those out.

395
00:18:40.349 --> 00:18:42.990
- Yeah, I'm surprised Big Daddy
didn't poop his pants more.

396
00:18:42.990 --> 00:18:46.812
I think that he was prone
to pooping his pants

397
00:18:46.812 --> 00:18:50.020
and I'm happy it happened
so early on the trip.

398
00:18:50.020 --> 00:18:52.480
- This is when, could we
just get all the lights off

399
00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:54.839
and get that silhouette and
I'll just be like I shit myself.

400
00:18:54.839 --> 00:18:55.997
(laughing)

401
00:18:55.997 --> 00:18:57.470
- Everybody's excited
because this is the day

402
00:18:57.470 --> 00:19:02.091
that we're finally gonna
see some turns, some curves,

403
00:19:02.091 --> 00:19:05.442
some really exciting roads and the road

404
00:19:05.442 --> 00:19:06.275
as far as we were concerned,

405
00:19:06.275 --> 00:19:07.678
the one that we had been talking about

406
00:19:07.678 --> 00:19:09.796
since we saw where we were going.

407
00:19:09.796 --> 00:19:12.648
- Just growing up I heard
about it riding motorcycles

408
00:19:12.648 --> 00:19:14.705
and stuff so I was
pumped that I was finally

409
00:19:14.705 --> 00:19:15.851
gonna get to do it.

410
00:19:15.851 --> 00:19:17.450
- And it was the Tail of the Dragon.

411
00:19:17.450 --> 00:19:18.372
- Tail of the Dragon, yeah.

412
00:19:18.372 --> 00:19:19.205
- Tail of the Dragon.

413
00:19:19.205 --> 00:19:20.524
- We were supposed to
be going on some road

414
00:19:20.524 --> 00:19:21.963
called Tail of the Dragon.

415
00:19:21.963 --> 00:19:23.925
- It was 318 turns in 11 miles.

416
00:19:23.925 --> 00:19:25.384
- 318 turns in 11 miles.

417
00:19:25.384 --> 00:19:28.114
- 318 turns in 11 miles.

418
00:19:28.114 --> 00:19:30.651
- It's 100 and something
turns or something like that.

419
00:19:30.651 --> 00:19:32.632
- Doesn't really need an
introduction outside of

420
00:19:32.632 --> 00:19:35.613
it's supposed to be America's
greatest motorcycle road.

421
00:19:35.613 --> 00:19:40.613
("This Is My World" by
Esterly feat. Austin Jenckes)

422
00:19:46.339 --> 00:19:49.839
- Yeah, I feel like the Tail of the Dragon

423
00:19:51.237 --> 00:19:54.686
might have been the most
over-hyped part of the whole trip.

424
00:19:54.686 --> 00:19:57.930
♪ This is my world ♪

425
00:19:57.930 --> 00:19:59.871
(engines revving)

426
00:19:59.871 --> 00:20:04.545
♪ Oh, you took a wrong turn ♪

427
00:20:04.545 --> 00:20:09.545
♪ Now you're stuck in my world ♪

428
00:20:10.410 --> 00:20:14.367
♪ Trust me, this is gonna hurt ♪

429
00:20:14.367 --> 00:20:16.595
♪ Fire it up, and watch it burn ♪

430
00:20:16.595 --> 00:20:18.469
Everything's so snappy and
that's the kind of riding

431
00:20:18.469 --> 00:20:20.051
I really like to do.

432
00:20:20.051 --> 00:20:22.910
- I get it, it's cool but like--

433
00:20:22.910 --> 00:20:24.273
- Kind of like in Jurassic Park,

434
00:20:24.273 --> 00:20:28.372
it's super forested, you
have these sweeping turns.

435
00:20:28.372 --> 00:20:29.684
- [Man] I'm riding by
and if you look at me

436
00:20:29.684 --> 00:20:32.559
I'm all tense and intent
and I'm completely focused

437
00:20:32.559 --> 00:20:34.110
on the road and what I'm doing.

438
00:20:34.110 --> 00:20:37.247
- I was loving it and
I made sure I hung back

439
00:20:37.247 --> 00:20:40.379
further than everybody so
I just had a ton of room

440
00:20:40.379 --> 00:20:44.463
to just really rip
through there and push it,

441
00:20:44.463 --> 00:20:46.663
take it to the limit.

442
00:20:46.663 --> 00:20:50.529
♪ This is my world ♪

443
00:20:50.529 --> 00:20:55.529
♪ Oh, you took a wrong turn ♪

444
00:20:56.324 --> 00:21:01.324
♪ Now you're stuck in my world ♪

445
00:21:01.468 --> 00:21:04.567
♪ Trust me, this is gonna hurt ♪

446
00:21:04.567 --> 00:21:08.280
♪ Fire it up, and watch it burn ♪

447
00:21:08.280 --> 00:21:11.197
♪ This is my world ♪

448
00:21:12.460 --> 00:21:13.508
- Oh my God!

449
00:21:13.508 --> 00:21:16.035
That was out of control!

450
00:21:16.035 --> 00:21:18.057
- Are you kidding me?

451
00:21:18.057 --> 00:21:20.077
(chattering)

452
00:21:20.077 --> 00:21:22.827
- You were wrong, you were wrong!

453
00:21:24.760 --> 00:21:27.260
- No, that was fucking insane!

454
00:21:28.425 --> 00:21:29.524
("Hometeam" by Chris
King & The Gutterballs)

455
00:21:29.524 --> 00:21:32.167
♪ Ain't no cheating way ♪

456
00:21:32.167 --> 00:21:34.834
♪ The home team ♪

457
00:21:43.596 --> 00:21:45.317
- It turns out that on the Tail

458
00:21:45.317 --> 00:21:48.677
we had to have passed
this person a minute,

459
00:21:48.677 --> 00:21:50.521
two minutes maybe before.

460
00:21:50.521 --> 00:21:53.597
Somebody went off the road on a bike

461
00:21:53.597 --> 00:21:55.120
and it was a man and his daughter

462
00:21:55.120 --> 00:21:58.478
and it was an accident, like
a really, really bad accident.

463
00:21:58.478 --> 00:21:59.711
- It's one of those things that happen.

464
00:21:59.711 --> 00:22:01.563
What we do is dangerous.

465
00:22:01.563 --> 00:22:04.563
We do everything we can
to mitigate the danger,

466
00:22:04.563 --> 00:22:05.985
you can protect as much against,

467
00:22:05.985 --> 00:22:08.735
but if it's your turn, that's it.

468
00:22:10.161 --> 00:22:13.911
- That was a super
humbling, grounding moment

469
00:22:15.038 --> 00:22:19.848
where it was, this is fun,
we're having a lot of fun

470
00:22:19.848 --> 00:22:23.848
but this could end in a
heartbeat for one of us.

471
00:22:32.182 --> 00:22:34.100
- Dane radio's us and is like dudes,

472
00:22:34.100 --> 00:22:36.793
there's a storm, a heavy storm coming.

473
00:22:36.793 --> 00:22:38.822
- I felt like I got hit with a paintball.

474
00:22:38.822 --> 00:22:40.848
Like a raindrop just hit my arm

475
00:22:40.848 --> 00:22:42.891
and we were at a stop sign.

476
00:22:42.891 --> 00:22:46.358
We're doing 40, this is gonna
leave welts or something,

477
00:22:46.358 --> 00:22:47.213
this is gonna suck.

478
00:22:47.213 --> 00:22:48.682
- Everybody on the intercom system,

479
00:22:48.682 --> 00:22:50.551
and I was leading 'cause I had the maps,

480
00:22:50.551 --> 00:22:52.333
everybody's like just go man,

481
00:22:52.333 --> 00:22:53.351
we're just gonna ride through it.

482
00:22:53.351 --> 00:22:54.685
We're already delayed,
let's just ride through it,

483
00:22:54.685 --> 00:22:55.518
let's go, let's go.

484
00:22:55.518 --> 00:22:57.152
Something felt different,
it was like nope,

485
00:22:57.152 --> 00:22:58.652
this doesn't look,

486
00:22:59.499 --> 00:23:02.071
the rain cloud is coming
at us way too fast.

487
00:23:02.071 --> 00:23:04.738
You can actually see the
curtain of rain in front of us

488
00:23:04.738 --> 00:23:07.458
and I saw a barn right off the road.

489
00:23:07.458 --> 00:23:10.011
We hadn't seen anything for
like four hours before that.

490
00:23:10.011 --> 00:23:13.460
Immediately pulled off
and it was like somebody

491
00:23:13.460 --> 00:23:15.488
just started dumping buckets of water.

492
00:23:15.488 --> 00:23:18.071
(rain pouring)

493
00:23:20.565 --> 00:23:25.148
- We got out of that literally
seconds before that hit.

494
00:23:37.775 --> 00:23:39.758
- Look how blistered and sunburned I am

495
00:23:39.758 --> 00:23:41.260
and look what's going on behind me,

496
00:23:41.260 --> 00:23:45.343
the drastic weather changes
in a matter of hours.

497
00:23:50.027 --> 00:23:51.994
- We all decide that this rainstorm

498
00:23:51.994 --> 00:23:56.038
is the perfect time for
me to do my challenge

499
00:23:56.038 --> 00:23:59.083
which is the bikini scooter wash.

500
00:23:59.083 --> 00:24:02.166
("Sexy" by Bensound)

501
00:24:07.733 --> 00:24:10.334
So I don't know if you're
familiar with a women's bikini.

502
00:24:10.334 --> 00:24:11.930
If you're a woman then
you're familiar with it

503
00:24:11.930 --> 00:24:13.855
but if you're a man you've
probably never put one on.

504
00:24:13.855 --> 00:24:17.651
You don't understand that the
front is really, really narrow

505
00:24:17.651 --> 00:24:21.987
so in order for me to be able
to keep everything contained

506
00:24:21.987 --> 00:24:25.487
I had to wear the bikini bottom backwards.

507
00:24:32.984 --> 00:24:35.122
I wheel out Elliot's
scooter into the rain,

508
00:24:35.122 --> 00:24:37.789
torrential downpour and I forgot

509
00:24:39.984 --> 00:24:43.749
I didn't have any washing
materials, no soap,

510
00:24:43.749 --> 00:24:45.416
no brushes, nothing.

511
00:24:48.250 --> 00:24:51.917
So I used the best thing
I had, my genitals.

512
00:24:53.650 --> 00:24:55.900
(laughing)

513
00:25:24.870 --> 00:25:27.424
- We're supposed to be on the
road a long fucking time ago

514
00:25:27.424 --> 00:25:30.492
and I don't understand how people,

515
00:25:30.492 --> 00:25:35.121
I don't know what they're
doing, I honestly don't.

516
00:25:35.121 --> 00:25:36.894
It's super frustrating.

517
00:25:36.894 --> 00:25:38.715
- We got a way late start that morning.

518
00:25:38.715 --> 00:25:41.052
I was pretty frustrated but I think that

519
00:25:41.052 --> 00:25:43.969
just how certain days came together

520
00:25:44.929 --> 00:25:49.929
you couldn't really control
getting mad at it that day.

521
00:25:50.251 --> 00:25:52.564
- Anybody else want a spot of
coffee before I throw it out?

522
00:25:52.564 --> 00:25:53.817
- So Ron's bike--

523
00:25:53.817 --> 00:25:55.970
- My bike is a lot like me.

524
00:25:55.970 --> 00:25:59.023
It's big, it's dumb and it
tries too hard to be cool.

525
00:25:59.023 --> 00:26:01.083
It's not very nimble, it's not very agile.

526
00:26:01.083 --> 00:26:03.171
- Not safe, not safe at all.

527
00:26:03.171 --> 00:26:05.432
- It's a 2005 Honda Reflex

528
00:26:05.432 --> 00:26:07.760
that's lived in Florida most of its life.

529
00:26:07.760 --> 00:26:10.232
You can imagine what the condition
of those bolts were like.

530
00:26:10.232 --> 00:26:12.480
- The skeleton he had put
together for this thing

531
00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:17.016
the day we left was these
pegs that went through

532
00:26:17.016 --> 00:26:19.942
the midrail of the bike
where the front tire is

533
00:26:19.942 --> 00:26:20.775
so every time he hit a bump

534
00:26:20.775 --> 00:26:22.722
the front tire would hit the peg.

535
00:26:22.722 --> 00:26:25.873
- Big Daddy and Ron and
stuff dealt with Ron's bike.

536
00:26:25.873 --> 00:26:27.545
What a disaster.

537
00:26:27.545 --> 00:26:29.982
- I'm just sitting there having to hacksaw

538
00:26:29.982 --> 00:26:32.710
this friggin' foot peg off.

539
00:26:32.710 --> 00:26:35.651
- Cut a giant section out
of my homemade highway bars

540
00:26:35.651 --> 00:26:37.556
which would've eventually killed me.

541
00:26:37.556 --> 00:26:41.076
- Hey Ron, you should
take a knife to your tire.

542
00:26:41.076 --> 00:26:43.322
(laughing)

543
00:26:43.322 --> 00:26:44.538
- We had taken a really
good look at my bike

544
00:26:44.538 --> 00:26:45.989
and decided the back
tire had to be changed

545
00:26:45.989 --> 00:26:48.357
and there was no way I
could keep going on with it.

546
00:26:48.357 --> 00:26:50.818
- Because he was on a bigger
bike and could catch up to us,

547
00:26:50.818 --> 00:26:52.678
I'm gonna hold back and
wait for a shop to open

548
00:26:52.678 --> 00:26:54.588
and get this tire swapped and
I'll catch up with you guys.

549
00:26:54.588 --> 00:26:56.337
- And here it was, two days into it,

550
00:26:56.337 --> 00:26:59.538
so many blood, sweat and tears already,

551
00:26:59.538 --> 00:27:02.210
it was tough, it was really tough.

552
00:27:02.210 --> 00:27:03.207
- It's gonna work out, man.

553
00:27:03.207 --> 00:27:05.207
- [Man] Be safe
- I will.

554
00:27:08.466 --> 00:27:10.466
- [Man] Drive safe, man.

555
00:27:11.611 --> 00:27:15.076
- We rode away thinking Ron's going back.

556
00:27:15.076 --> 00:27:17.304
He's gonna maybe swap his
tire and go back to Florida,

557
00:27:17.304 --> 00:27:19.479
he's close enough that he's gonna go back.

558
00:27:19.479 --> 00:27:20.805
- [Man] Drive safe!

559
00:27:20.805 --> 00:27:23.766
- Man, I really hope that we reconnect.

560
00:27:23.766 --> 00:27:26.629
I hope the splintering off
doesn't turn into something

561
00:27:26.629 --> 00:27:27.747
that we can't control.

562
00:27:27.747 --> 00:27:29.331
Like somebody's going home.

563
00:27:29.331 --> 00:27:31.600
It was a weird feeling but I kept feeling

564
00:27:31.600 --> 00:27:33.457
whenever we separated somebody,

565
00:27:33.457 --> 00:27:35.397
there was a good chance they might not

566
00:27:35.397 --> 00:27:37.397
come back into the fold.

567
00:27:41.728 --> 00:27:42.922
- Big Daddy had a spider bite

568
00:27:42.922 --> 00:27:44.974
and he wanted to go see
his doctor in Nashville.

569
00:27:44.974 --> 00:27:46.201
- I wanted to get it checked out

570
00:27:46.201 --> 00:27:47.774
before we went any further

571
00:27:47.774 --> 00:27:49.516
just in case something was going on.

572
00:27:49.516 --> 00:27:52.038
My side was swelling up
and getting all crazy.

573
00:27:52.038 --> 00:27:54.788
(engine revving)

574
00:27:56.069 --> 00:27:57.741
No, dude, I don't know, they
just said it was a bug bite

575
00:27:57.741 --> 00:27:59.908
and they gave me some meds

576
00:28:01.230 --> 00:28:02.543
and were like don't drink too much

577
00:28:02.543 --> 00:28:03.780
and I just kind of tossed 'em

578
00:28:03.780 --> 00:28:05.483
and was like that's not gonna happen.

579
00:28:05.483 --> 00:28:08.094
(laughing)

580
00:28:08.094 --> 00:28:08.927
(chattering)

581
00:28:08.927 --> 00:28:09.826
- It just ripped?

582
00:28:09.826 --> 00:28:13.306
- Oh yeah, blew the crotch
out of 'em again, man.

583
00:28:13.306 --> 00:28:14.389
Look at this.

584
00:28:16.411 --> 00:28:17.911
Just opened it up.

585
00:28:20.195 --> 00:28:22.972
Woo, I am burning up, dude.

586
00:28:22.972 --> 00:28:26.691
There's no room in this
seat for this stuff anymore.

587
00:28:26.691 --> 00:28:28.663
Yeah, I'm gonna live they
just gave me some antibiotics

588
00:28:28.663 --> 00:28:32.277
and stuff, I got my ear
cleaned out, that was crazy.

589
00:28:32.277 --> 00:28:33.964
There was like a Skittle in there.

590
00:28:33.964 --> 00:28:36.626
(laughing)

591
00:28:36.626 --> 00:28:38.252
She said I probably should
go back to the doctor

592
00:28:38.252 --> 00:28:40.835
in like three days but oh well.

593
00:28:42.313 --> 00:28:43.277
- Pulled up to this gas station,

594
00:28:43.277 --> 00:28:44.929
we knew we had this stretch.

595
00:28:44.929 --> 00:28:46.886
Dane, this poor driver is telling us,

596
00:28:46.886 --> 00:28:50.262
guys, there's some
serious weather coming in.

597
00:28:50.262 --> 00:28:51.095
- [Man] Where are we?

598
00:28:51.095 --> 00:28:53.669
- This is us right here then.

599
00:28:53.669 --> 00:28:56.206
(mumbling)

600
00:28:56.206 --> 00:28:58.623
(chattering)

601
00:29:06.241 --> 00:29:07.315
- And we all have shields.

602
00:29:07.315 --> 00:29:09.238
Do you have a shield you
can pull out of the van?

603
00:29:09.238 --> 00:29:12.802
So if we do get hail you're
not getting paintballed

604
00:29:12.802 --> 00:29:14.802
and bleeding and spaced.

605
00:29:16.863 --> 00:29:18.804
It looks like it's gonna
continue to get bad

606
00:29:18.804 --> 00:29:23.474
or get worse or just stay
like it is for a long time.

607
00:29:23.474 --> 00:29:25.267
So we can stand around here
and waste a bunch of time

608
00:29:25.267 --> 00:29:26.938
and still end up going through it

609
00:29:26.938 --> 00:29:29.762
or we can still be more
than three hours behind

610
00:29:29.762 --> 00:29:34.659
or we can just put a shield
on and try to endure it.

611
00:29:34.659 --> 00:29:36.607
- We were like let's just ride through it.

612
00:29:36.607 --> 00:29:38.200
- And there was gonna be nothing around.

613
00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:39.430
There was gonna be no gas station,

614
00:29:39.430 --> 00:29:41.438
there was gonna be no emergency
options for us to pull over

615
00:29:41.438 --> 00:29:43.049
if it is as bad as we think it might be.

616
00:29:43.049 --> 00:29:44.358
- It doesn't seem like
it's gonna be that bad

617
00:29:44.358 --> 00:29:46.521
but there's this one corner that we turned

618
00:29:46.521 --> 00:29:49.354
and all of a sudden the sky is just black

619
00:29:49.354 --> 00:29:51.694
and at that point we knew
it was too late to turn back

620
00:29:51.694 --> 00:29:52.798
so we just went for it.

621
00:29:52.798 --> 00:29:53.929
- I just remember coming up a hill

622
00:29:53.929 --> 00:29:57.824
and just seeing lightning
in the way distance

623
00:29:57.824 --> 00:29:59.609
and hearing the thunder and the wind

624
00:29:59.609 --> 00:30:01.654
and you see the trees flapping.

625
00:30:01.654 --> 00:30:05.794
It was the craziest riding
experience I've ever been in

626
00:30:05.794 --> 00:30:07.436
weather wise for sure.

627
00:30:07.436 --> 00:30:09.703
- Crap was in the road,
giant puddles or whatever,

628
00:30:09.703 --> 00:30:13.788
and we're just being blown all
over the place by the wind.

629
00:30:13.788 --> 00:30:16.371
(upbeat music)

630
00:30:19.249 --> 00:30:20.840
- I know it's pretty dangerous,

631
00:30:20.840 --> 00:30:23.314
we're cruising, we're still full blast

632
00:30:23.314 --> 00:30:25.042
and I see these little,

633
00:30:25.042 --> 00:30:28.996
you guys remember those
little bumps in the road?

634
00:30:28.996 --> 00:30:31.233
- There were turtles on
the road, big turtles.

635
00:30:31.233 --> 00:30:34.034
Where the fuck did the turtles come from?

636
00:30:34.034 --> 00:30:36.014
We're talking like turtles!

637
00:30:36.014 --> 00:30:39.175
And why are they in the road
and where did they come from?

638
00:30:39.175 --> 00:30:40.520
- There's just turtles in the road

639
00:30:40.520 --> 00:30:42.826
and we're like dodging turtles
and you're dodging sticks,

640
00:30:42.826 --> 00:30:46.021
you're dodging little creeks
of water, it was crazy.

641
00:30:46.021 --> 00:30:47.403
- Through a bunch of turtles,

642
00:30:47.403 --> 00:30:49.745
it wasn't like a turtle,
there were many turtles.

643
00:30:49.745 --> 00:30:53.901
- It was very, very wet
for a very long time.

644
00:30:53.901 --> 00:30:55.514
- [Man] Keep twisting.

645
00:30:55.514 --> 00:30:57.764
(laughing)

646
00:30:59.066 --> 00:31:00.669
Keep going.

647
00:31:00.669 --> 00:31:03.086
(chattering)

648
00:31:05.741 --> 00:31:06.871
- [Man] Elliot's are bad.

649
00:31:06.871 --> 00:31:09.954
- [Man] Like a thousand year old egg.

650
00:31:11.324 --> 00:31:14.574
- [Man] I got like little raisins here.

651
00:31:17.021 --> 00:31:18.980
- Dude, there's water in the shoe.

652
00:31:18.980 --> 00:31:21.230
- And somebody remembered,
it was like Paul,

653
00:31:21.230 --> 00:31:22.839
how is your Tamagotchi pet?

654
00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:24.230
'Cause Paul's challenge was he had to keep

655
00:31:24.230 --> 00:31:25.981
one of those little pocket pets alive

656
00:31:25.981 --> 00:31:26.987
for the duration of the trip.

657
00:31:26.987 --> 00:31:29.209
- It's waterproof ability, not great.

658
00:31:29.209 --> 00:31:33.042
I opened my pocket and
it was no longer alive.

659
00:31:34.058 --> 00:31:35.646
It was like well,

660
00:31:35.646 --> 00:31:38.706
somebody's getting their
head shaved tonight.

661
00:31:38.706 --> 00:31:39.706
- It's dead.

662
00:31:41.791 --> 00:31:44.088
- I'm not happy about this.

663
00:31:44.088 --> 00:31:46.223
- He was so excited because he thought

664
00:31:46.223 --> 00:31:47.373
it was going to be so easy.

665
00:31:47.373 --> 00:31:49.679
- I really hope I'm not the
only one to lose my challenge.

666
00:31:49.679 --> 00:31:52.849
- This makes me very scared
for my own challenge.

667
00:31:52.849 --> 00:31:57.017
- Yeah, I'm shaving a cul de
sac, I can hide it with a hat.

668
00:31:57.017 --> 00:31:59.934
At least I look like a
normal person in a cul de sac

669
00:31:59.934 --> 00:32:01.332
with a hat on.

670
00:32:01.332 --> 00:32:02.749
This is not cool.

671
00:32:03.716 --> 00:32:06.230
Hey, here's the funny
thing is that I never knew

672
00:32:06.230 --> 00:32:10.354
how to work it and it has been
not alive this entire time.

673
00:32:10.354 --> 00:32:12.430
There's like a screen
before you start the animal

674
00:32:12.430 --> 00:32:14.300
that just has a bunny and
then you get to choose

675
00:32:14.300 --> 00:32:16.716
a different animal and I
keep showing people the bunny

676
00:32:16.716 --> 00:32:19.514
and then every gas stop bringing it out.

677
00:32:19.514 --> 00:32:22.095
- And that's when we basically
learned that Paul's a liar

678
00:32:22.095 --> 00:32:24.579
and he had been cheating.

679
00:32:24.579 --> 00:32:27.400
Never really showed us that
the Tamagotchi was ever alive

680
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:31.115
and just basically told us the
instructions were in Chinese

681
00:32:31.115 --> 00:32:33.594
and I never could read them
so I never turned it on

682
00:32:33.594 --> 00:32:35.635
so it's never actually been alive.

683
00:32:35.635 --> 00:32:36.913
- The buttons don't even make sense.

684
00:32:36.913 --> 00:32:38.958
- Just because he lied
to us for three days

685
00:32:38.958 --> 00:32:42.917
I feel like something
else should happen to him.

686
00:32:42.917 --> 00:32:45.334
(soft music)

687
00:32:49.068 --> 00:32:50.162
- Made it back to the hotel,

688
00:32:50.162 --> 00:32:51.362
first thing I saw when I looked up

689
00:32:51.362 --> 00:32:54.948
was two male butts pressed
against the window.

690
00:32:54.948 --> 00:32:57.023
(laughing)

691
00:32:57.023 --> 00:32:58.799
So at least my friends
were waiting for me.

692
00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:00.415
Went inside, drank a bunch of whiskey,

693
00:33:00.415 --> 00:33:02.196
Paul got his head shaved.

694
00:33:02.196 --> 00:33:03.772
- I got to shave him a
cul de sac in his head.

695
00:33:03.772 --> 00:33:08.016
It's probably the most
amazing feeling ever

696
00:33:08.016 --> 00:33:11.236
is shaving the part of
somebody's head that is

697
00:33:11.236 --> 00:33:13.736
supposed to have all the hair.

698
00:33:15.707 --> 00:33:17.434
- [Man] I really want a sexy tuft though.

699
00:33:17.434 --> 00:33:19.474
- [Man] Oh my God.

700
00:33:19.474 --> 00:33:21.502
- [Man] Go deeper in the back, guys.

701
00:33:21.502 --> 00:33:22.869
You need to go deeper.

702
00:33:22.869 --> 00:33:26.737
- The deal is cul de sac,
it's not cul de sac and tuft.

703
00:33:26.737 --> 00:33:28.987
(laughing)

704
00:33:29.978 --> 00:33:31.011
Get rid of that fucking tuft.

705
00:33:31.011 --> 00:33:33.178
- [Man] The tuft makes it.

706
00:33:36.369 --> 00:33:39.702
- [Man] I was into it and then I saw it.

707
00:33:42.011 --> 00:33:44.672
- [Man] I need to get one side right here.

708
00:33:44.672 --> 00:33:46.931
- It's fucking uneven.

709
00:33:46.931 --> 00:33:49.245
You went way more on this
side than you did that side.

710
00:33:49.245 --> 00:33:50.206
- [Interviewer] Tell us a little bit

711
00:33:50.206 --> 00:33:52.756
about how you're feeling
about the challenge.

712
00:33:52.756 --> 00:33:54.324
- How am I supposed to feel, dude?

713
00:33:54.324 --> 00:33:58.139
My friends are idiots
and they did this to me.

714
00:33:58.139 --> 00:33:59.393
I have to embrace it.

715
00:33:59.393 --> 00:34:03.381
I'm not okay with it
yet, I just have to be.

716
00:34:03.381 --> 00:34:06.215
What are my options, dude,
what are my actual options?

717
00:34:06.215 --> 00:34:08.429
Look at me, what are my options?

718
00:34:08.429 --> 00:34:10.366
Look at me, dude.

719
00:34:10.366 --> 00:34:12.448
Look at my head.

720
00:34:12.448 --> 00:34:14.069
What are my options?

721
00:34:14.069 --> 00:34:16.259
This is me, dude, now.

722
00:34:16.259 --> 00:34:18.670
This is awful, dude.

723
00:34:18.670 --> 00:34:20.168
But I'm gonna live with it.

724
00:34:20.168 --> 00:34:24.835
("The Death of Mr. Jones" by The Dames)

725
00:34:44.202 --> 00:34:45.889
- Jackson, Missouri to Nevada, Missouri.

726
00:34:45.889 --> 00:34:48.344
Not Nevada, Nevada, Missouri.

727
00:34:48.344 --> 00:34:49.737
- We went to Nevada.

728
00:34:49.737 --> 00:34:53.041
- Joe had to wear a ghillie
suit for the whole day.

729
00:34:53.041 --> 00:34:58.041
320 something miles of this
snow camo sheep dog ghillie suit

730
00:34:58.688 --> 00:35:00.680
which is a sniper suit for
anybody that doesn't know

731
00:35:00.680 --> 00:35:01.636
what a ghillie suit is.

732
00:35:01.636 --> 00:35:03.633
He looked so dumb.

733
00:35:03.633 --> 00:35:06.087
- The ghillie suit really
wasn't my best day.

734
00:35:06.087 --> 00:35:08.624
- And it was a constant funny, like,

735
00:35:08.624 --> 00:35:10.101
whenever I was feeling down about anything

736
00:35:10.101 --> 00:35:11.477
I looked at my mirror and see Joe

737
00:35:11.477 --> 00:35:16.477
blasting this ghillie suit back
and he looked so ridiculous.

738
00:35:33.807 --> 00:35:35.733
- Joe is in his ghillie
suit and he looks ridiculous

739
00:35:35.733 --> 00:35:39.110
and all of a sudden he
comes over the comms,

740
00:35:39.110 --> 00:35:41.193
guys, my bike broke down.

741
00:35:43.755 --> 00:35:45.240
- Probably my belt, just like dead.

742
00:35:45.240 --> 00:35:46.073
- [Man] Oh okay.

743
00:35:46.073 --> 00:35:46.921
- Yeah, you didn't see smoke, did you?

744
00:35:46.921 --> 00:35:47.754
- [Man] No.

745
00:35:47.754 --> 00:35:48.774
- And it turns out by
the time we get there

746
00:35:48.774 --> 00:35:50.659
he's already got his
whole bike taken apart

747
00:35:50.659 --> 00:35:53.559
and he's sitting there
and can't figure out

748
00:35:53.559 --> 00:35:55.236
what's wrong with it.

749
00:35:55.236 --> 00:35:56.136
- I had all the stuff laid out.

750
00:35:56.136 --> 00:35:58.936
Was checking my belt,
checking my transition,

751
00:35:58.936 --> 00:36:00.482
and nothing was wrong.

752
00:36:00.482 --> 00:36:05.088
So Barnes and I push him
up this hill with our feet

753
00:36:05.088 --> 00:36:07.236
on the back of his scooter on his muffler

754
00:36:07.236 --> 00:36:10.348
and then he coasts down
into the gas station,

755
00:36:10.348 --> 00:36:12.681
puts gas in, problem solved.

756
00:36:13.525 --> 00:36:14.818
- And lo and behold,

757
00:36:14.818 --> 00:36:17.548
much to my embarrassment I found out

758
00:36:17.548 --> 00:36:19.902
that I basically just ran out of gas.

759
00:36:19.902 --> 00:36:22.235
♪ All right ♪

760
00:36:26.593 --> 00:36:29.791
- We took a long, long grind
across a really flat state.

761
00:36:29.791 --> 00:36:32.352
It was just get the miles
in, get the miles in,

762
00:36:32.352 --> 00:36:33.769
get the miles in.

763
00:36:50.989 --> 00:36:53.713
- Big Daddy's challenge was
to stop at every McDonald's

764
00:36:53.713 --> 00:36:56.381
that we passed, if we could
see it he had to stop at it.

765
00:36:56.381 --> 00:36:57.553
- I was not looking
forward to this at all.

766
00:36:57.553 --> 00:37:00.236
I kept trying to get out
of it before we left.

767
00:37:00.236 --> 00:37:02.512
- Fuck all you guys.

768
00:37:02.512 --> 00:37:04.242
- [Man] Even when we thought of this

769
00:37:04.242 --> 00:37:05.375
we thought it was gonna be a funny thing

770
00:37:05.375 --> 00:37:06.824
but we're already so
annoyed by how many stops

771
00:37:06.824 --> 00:37:08.325
we've been having to make unplanned

772
00:37:08.325 --> 00:37:11.981
that this just gonna take so long.

773
00:37:11.981 --> 00:37:14.564
(upbeat music)

774
00:37:44.013 --> 00:37:45.809
- So we're somewhere in Missouri

775
00:37:45.809 --> 00:37:49.413
or I have no idea what
state we were actually in

776
00:37:49.413 --> 00:37:52.071
and we were all drafting

777
00:37:52.071 --> 00:37:55.238
and doing some Blue Angels type stuff.

778
00:38:02.586 --> 00:38:04.848
And I'm standing up on
my bike with my fly open

779
00:38:04.848 --> 00:38:08.348
so I can cool off, it was so terribly hot.

780
00:38:12.253 --> 00:38:14.952
- We're going along and I was talking

781
00:38:14.952 --> 00:38:18.119
to my girlfriend Melissa on the phone.

782
00:38:24.384 --> 00:38:25.480
- I have no idea what happened

783
00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:28.828
but I heard a loud bang and
I saw sparks right next to me

784
00:38:28.828 --> 00:38:29.995
and oh my God.

785
00:38:35.123 --> 00:38:37.873
- Suddenly, my back tire stopped.

786
00:38:38.816 --> 00:38:42.629
- I see blue smoke, boom, the
bike explodes in front of me.

787
00:38:42.629 --> 00:38:44.877
It just ducks, twists and then Paul

788
00:38:44.877 --> 00:38:46.128
goes flying off the road.

789
00:38:46.128 --> 00:38:50.286
- The first thing I thought
about was don't touch my brakes,

790
00:38:50.286 --> 00:38:53.337
that was first, definitely
don't touch my brakes

791
00:38:53.337 --> 00:38:56.431
and I don't wanna go down
and take my buddies out.

792
00:38:56.431 --> 00:38:58.742
I just aimed for the soft grass

793
00:38:58.742 --> 00:39:00.260
knowing I was gonna go down.

794
00:39:00.260 --> 00:39:01.253
- At any moment now you're just waiting

795
00:39:01.253 --> 00:39:02.656
for the end over end over end

796
00:39:02.656 --> 00:39:06.394
and Paul like Supermanning
off into the distance.

797
00:39:06.394 --> 00:39:09.837
- And luckily my clutch actually exploded

798
00:39:09.837 --> 00:39:12.682
and the tire broke free
when I was in the grass

799
00:39:12.682 --> 00:39:14.720
and I was able to ride it out.

800
00:39:14.720 --> 00:39:16.618
- [Man] And everybody on
the comms are going nuts!

801
00:39:16.618 --> 00:39:18.225
They're like, he's riding it out,

802
00:39:18.225 --> 00:39:19.225
he's riding it out, oh my God,

803
00:39:19.225 --> 00:39:20.058
I can't believe he's riding it out!

804
00:39:20.058 --> 00:39:22.880
- As soon as I turn
around I just drop my bike

805
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:25.100
and run over to Paul and hug him

806
00:39:25.100 --> 00:39:27.999
because I can't believe
that dude is still alive

807
00:39:27.999 --> 00:39:32.582
and up and walking and like
holy shit, that was insane.

808
00:39:33.796 --> 00:39:35.341
- Did the belt just jam?

809
00:39:35.341 --> 00:39:36.566
- Yikes.

810
00:39:36.566 --> 00:39:39.983
- Holy, that scared me to freaking death.

811
00:39:44.237 --> 00:39:45.636
- I was on the phone.

812
00:39:45.636 --> 00:39:47.626
(laughing)

813
00:39:47.626 --> 00:39:48.459
- [Man] Who were you on the phone with?

814
00:39:48.459 --> 00:39:50.326
- With my girlfriend.

815
00:39:50.326 --> 00:39:51.579
- [Man] Oh no!

816
00:39:51.579 --> 00:39:52.633
- [Man] Call her quick.

817
00:39:52.633 --> 00:39:53.722
- [Man] Hold on a second, I'm gonna die.

818
00:39:53.722 --> 00:39:56.093
- Yeah, I was like I have to go.

819
00:39:56.093 --> 00:39:57.356
She's going, "what's
happening, what's happening,

820
00:39:57.356 --> 00:39:58.605
"what's happening?"

821
00:39:58.605 --> 00:39:59.922
I'm like I gotta go.

822
00:39:59.922 --> 00:40:02.989
Everything just fucking rocked.

823
00:40:02.989 --> 00:40:03.822
- [Man] I thought you were down, man.

824
00:40:03.822 --> 00:40:04.655
- [Man] I thought you blew a tire.

825
00:40:04.655 --> 00:40:05.488
- I thought you blew a tire too.

826
00:40:05.488 --> 00:40:06.641
- I thought I did too.

827
00:40:06.641 --> 00:40:08.899
(tool drilling)

828
00:40:08.899 --> 00:40:11.090
- [Man] Did you say you saw fluid?

829
00:40:11.090 --> 00:40:12.780
- [Man] There's fluid dripping.

830
00:40:12.780 --> 00:40:17.361
- And as the cover comes
off it's just a mess.

831
00:40:17.361 --> 00:40:20.028
- That middle one's out already.

832
00:40:21.458 --> 00:40:22.791
That's not good.

833
00:40:23.769 --> 00:40:25.968
Oh, torque diverter, look at that.

834
00:40:25.968 --> 00:40:29.742
- It's spaghetti and
shards of metal everywhere.

835
00:40:29.742 --> 00:40:31.159
- [Man] Shit man.

836
00:40:33.298 --> 00:40:34.661
How does that even happen?

837
00:40:34.661 --> 00:40:36.411
- [Man] It's too hot.

838
00:40:38.121 --> 00:40:41.359
- Look at this, this is
the thing the belt sits in

839
00:40:41.359 --> 00:40:44.997
and I've never seen
anything like this before.

840
00:40:44.997 --> 00:40:46.247
This is insane.

841
00:40:47.657 --> 00:40:48.678
- This whole thing's destroyed.

842
00:40:48.678 --> 00:40:49.511
- Yup.

843
00:40:49.511 --> 00:40:51.148
- What happened is a bolt came loose

844
00:40:51.148 --> 00:40:54.277
and it caught right
there, you can see that,

845
00:40:54.277 --> 00:40:56.061
and it just locked it up.

846
00:40:56.061 --> 00:40:57.873
So this is what spins with the rear tire

847
00:40:57.873 --> 00:41:00.519
and that's what caused that breakdown

848
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:05.352
and this is essentially what
ended the ride for that bike.

849
00:41:06.498 --> 00:41:09.681
- It broke the casting.
- [Man] Yeah.

850
00:41:09.681 --> 00:41:13.583
- And that seal, you cannot
put that back into a bike.

851
00:41:13.583 --> 00:41:14.850
- No.

852
00:41:14.850 --> 00:41:17.020
- Thankfully we had another
one on our support vehicle

853
00:41:17.020 --> 00:41:18.638
that we were able to swap a few parts

854
00:41:18.638 --> 00:41:20.203
and get Paul going again.

855
00:41:20.203 --> 00:41:22.614
- Let's get it off, let's strip
down the parts that it needs

856
00:41:22.614 --> 00:41:24.891
off of this bike and get that bike running

857
00:41:24.891 --> 00:41:25.960
so we can at least--

858
00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:27.143
- It needs three arm bolts,

859
00:41:27.143 --> 00:41:29.300
it needs the header bolt.

860
00:41:29.300 --> 00:41:30.699
- [Man] Let's pull it off.

861
00:41:30.699 --> 00:41:33.509
- By the time we got to this accident

862
00:41:33.509 --> 00:41:36.414
we already cannibalized a lot of this bike

863
00:41:36.414 --> 00:41:38.341
that was supposed to be a backup bike

864
00:41:38.341 --> 00:41:41.194
and now we're taking basically its legs.

865
00:41:41.194 --> 00:41:42.992
The whole transmission is gonna go,

866
00:41:42.992 --> 00:41:45.308
the clutch and everything
has to go into the bike

867
00:41:45.308 --> 00:41:48.058
that Paul was using for the ride.

868
00:41:52.367 --> 00:41:53.534
- God damn it.

869
00:41:55.560 --> 00:41:57.810
(grunting)

870
00:41:59.067 --> 00:42:00.239
Fucking ranked that thing.

871
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:02.906
(tools buzzing)

872
00:42:04.430 --> 00:42:06.109
- One thing that was
pretty important to me

873
00:42:06.109 --> 00:42:08.276
was how everybody reacted.

874
00:42:12.574 --> 00:42:15.074
It was very, very heartwarming

875
00:42:17.369 --> 00:42:21.054
to have people that care about you so much

876
00:42:21.054 --> 00:42:25.017
and I think that I'd do
the same for anybody.

877
00:42:25.017 --> 00:42:29.096
But it was definitely,
I felt like my brothers

878
00:42:29.096 --> 00:42:31.013
were there for me then.

879
00:42:37.033 --> 00:42:38.186
- [Man] Big Daddy.

880
00:42:38.186 --> 00:42:39.062
- He could not have planned this day

881
00:42:39.062 --> 00:42:40.150
any better if he wanted to.

882
00:42:40.150 --> 00:42:42.220
We saw like three McDonald's.

883
00:42:42.220 --> 00:42:43.498
- And then four hours go by

884
00:42:43.498 --> 00:42:45.161
we didn't pass a single
God damn McDonald's.

885
00:42:45.161 --> 00:42:48.117
- Come on, 350 miles, 12 hours on the road

886
00:42:48.117 --> 00:42:51.571
and the man passed four
McDonald's, are you kidding me?

887
00:42:51.571 --> 00:42:55.169
- Alright, double cheese, here we go.

888
00:42:55.169 --> 00:42:56.002
- [Man] Double cheese?

889
00:42:56.002 --> 00:42:56.956
- Well yeah.

890
00:42:56.956 --> 00:42:58.356
- [Man] You got more than you needed to.

891
00:42:58.356 --> 00:43:00.677
- I'm just hungry, guys.

892
00:43:00.677 --> 00:43:04.140
This is the first McDonald's
we've seen since we left.

893
00:43:04.140 --> 00:43:05.866
I didn't eat lunch 'cause
I thought I was just

894
00:43:05.866 --> 00:43:08.783
gonna be pounding freaking burgers.

895
00:43:10.334 --> 00:43:12.807
I hate McDonald's so much.

896
00:43:12.807 --> 00:43:15.390
These things are just terrible.

897
00:43:17.234 --> 00:43:18.811
I mean they're go-to's.

898
00:43:18.811 --> 00:43:20.894
But they're still shitty.

899
00:43:23.208 --> 00:43:25.051
I actually feel pretty lucky right now.

900
00:43:25.051 --> 00:43:27.322
This is only the second one I've had to do

901
00:43:27.322 --> 00:43:31.405
so I might be coming out
ahead on this one, boys.

902
00:43:34.232 --> 00:43:35.740
- We roll into Lincoln,

903
00:43:35.740 --> 00:43:37.548
right as we came into
town there's McDonald's,

904
00:43:37.548 --> 00:43:40.645
so me and Ron stop, I grab a burger.

905
00:43:40.645 --> 00:43:42.001
We kind of came in one side of town,

906
00:43:42.001 --> 00:43:43.030
our hotel's on the other,

907
00:43:43.030 --> 00:43:45.289
then we waited for him at the McDonald's

908
00:43:45.289 --> 00:43:46.628
that was across the street from our hotel

909
00:43:46.628 --> 00:43:49.524
hoping he was gonna pass it
so he'd fail his challenge

910
00:43:49.524 --> 00:43:50.780
and we could shave his head.

911
00:43:50.780 --> 00:43:52.397
- [Man] Uh oh.
- [Man] Uh oh!

912
00:43:52.397 --> 00:43:54.647
(shouting)

913
00:43:59.695 --> 00:44:00.690
- When I realized he was at McDonald's

914
00:44:00.690 --> 00:44:03.321
Big Daddy just, you just saw him die

915
00:44:03.321 --> 00:44:05.988
just a little bit on the inside.

916
00:44:10.809 --> 00:44:13.059
(laughing)

917
00:44:13.903 --> 00:44:17.570
- Might as well end it
on a high note, boys.

918
00:44:20.745 --> 00:44:22.828
God dang Happy Meal done.

919
00:44:24.319 --> 00:44:26.294
So I pulled in, grabbed a Happy Meal

920
00:44:26.294 --> 00:44:30.294
and ended where at least
I got a toy at the end.

921
00:44:31.416 --> 00:44:34.499
Should've got that extra pickle, man.

922
00:44:35.945 --> 00:44:39.398
- And we were thinking
about our challenges

923
00:44:39.398 --> 00:44:42.884
and this was my favorite
point of the challenges

924
00:44:42.884 --> 00:44:44.876
because Elliot goes wait,

925
00:44:44.876 --> 00:44:46.708
when am I supposed to do my challenge?

926
00:44:46.708 --> 00:44:49.716
- My challenge was to
hug 100 people in a day

927
00:44:49.716 --> 00:44:51.235
which sounded kind of daunting

928
00:44:51.235 --> 00:44:52.378
but I was like I can do it,

929
00:44:52.378 --> 00:44:56.321
you hit a Walmart, you hit
a bar, you hit whatever.

930
00:44:56.321 --> 00:44:57.700
I wasn't that worried about it

931
00:44:57.700 --> 00:45:00.514
but I thought my challenge
was on day eight.

932
00:45:00.514 --> 00:45:01.792
For some reason.

933
00:45:01.792 --> 00:45:03.446
- All of us kind of
looked at each other like

934
00:45:03.446 --> 00:45:06.899
your challenge is day three,
man, you didn't do it.

935
00:45:06.899 --> 00:45:08.886
Looks like we're shaving
another head tonight.

936
00:45:08.886 --> 00:45:09.970
(clippers buzzing)

937
00:45:09.970 --> 00:45:10.887
- [Man] No!

938
00:45:13.806 --> 00:45:15.783
- [Man] There he goes!

939
00:45:15.783 --> 00:45:16.616
- No.

940
00:45:18.112 --> 00:45:19.530
- [Man] Oh my God, looking good.

941
00:45:19.530 --> 00:45:22.102
- [Man] Oh my goodness.

942
00:45:22.102 --> 00:45:23.271
- This is the most satisfying thing

943
00:45:23.271 --> 00:45:25.742
I've fucking ever done in my entire life.

944
00:45:25.742 --> 00:45:29.173
- Paul, let me see your do in this too.

945
00:45:29.173 --> 00:45:32.423
No, Paul, Paul, I'm trusting you, dude.

946
00:45:34.344 --> 00:45:36.038
You know where the part's at.

947
00:45:36.038 --> 00:45:37.955
I'm trusting you, dude.

948
00:45:39.283 --> 00:45:42.616
It's so painful seeing all of you watch.

949
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:45.872
- [Man] Let's see the back!

950
00:45:45.872 --> 00:45:46.705
- [Man] Unbelievable.

951
00:45:46.705 --> 00:45:47.751
- [Man] Do a little twist.

952
00:45:47.751 --> 00:45:49.368
(laughing)

953
00:45:49.368 --> 00:45:51.478
- [Man] That is a solid line!

954
00:45:51.478 --> 00:45:53.861
- [Man] Lined him up
real good there, dude!

955
00:45:53.861 --> 00:45:56.278
(chattering)

956
00:46:08.750 --> 00:46:10.083
- Oh yeah, dude.

957
00:46:10.964 --> 00:46:12.047
It's not bad.

958
00:46:16.823 --> 00:46:19.406
(upbeat music)

959
00:46:24.921 --> 00:46:27.209
- After day two I was like
Elliot's definitely the airhead.

960
00:46:27.209 --> 00:46:30.133
- All this work that
Elliot did before the ride,

961
00:46:30.133 --> 00:46:33.539
he didn't tighten down
a single God damn bolt.

962
00:46:33.539 --> 00:46:36.551
- Again, like I really don't
work on my scooter that much

963
00:46:36.551 --> 00:46:38.070
and we're going into this ride,

964
00:46:38.070 --> 00:46:40.551
I was like oh yeah, I
gotta do a couple things.

965
00:46:40.551 --> 00:46:43.043
All the other guys are
busy, I can figure it out.

966
00:46:43.043 --> 00:46:45.800
- He just put thing in there
and hand tightened it together.

967
00:46:45.800 --> 00:46:50.213
- I think I lost four or
five bolts from my bike.

968
00:46:50.213 --> 00:46:51.918
- Forgetting to bolt
his bike back together,

969
00:46:51.918 --> 00:46:54.142
that was just genius.

970
00:46:54.142 --> 00:46:57.247
- He was like dudes,
dudes, my bike sounds loud.

971
00:46:57.247 --> 00:47:00.331
And I'm right next to him and I look over

972
00:47:00.331 --> 00:47:03.914
and I can see his O2
sensor has popped out.

973
00:47:07.139 --> 00:47:09.322
Unfortunately we actually
had to stop and fix

974
00:47:09.322 --> 00:47:10.587
Elliot's scooter again.

975
00:47:10.587 --> 00:47:13.262
- We're ripping along, all
of a sudden my bike dies

976
00:47:13.262 --> 00:47:15.990
and I'm oh great, probably blew a belt.

977
00:47:15.990 --> 00:47:18.401
Derek is pretty good at
ripping things apart,

978
00:47:18.401 --> 00:47:22.431
comes over with the impact
driver and it's off,

979
00:47:22.431 --> 00:47:24.754
take it apart, he's like
no dude, your belt's fine.

980
00:47:24.754 --> 00:47:26.087
- What happened?

981
00:47:28.385 --> 00:47:31.041
- I think it's the final drive, dude.

982
00:47:31.041 --> 00:47:32.124
- [Man] What?

983
00:47:40.629 --> 00:47:44.915
- I guess we're not making
that two o'clock lunch.

984
00:47:44.915 --> 00:47:48.984
- Well we either gotta
Frankenstein two bikes together.

985
00:47:48.984 --> 00:47:53.252
If we can't do that then
we have to figure out

986
00:47:53.252 --> 00:47:55.030
a way to trailer it
'cause we only have room

987
00:47:55.030 --> 00:47:57.280
for one bike over there, so

988
00:47:59.318 --> 00:48:01.235
we gotta figure it out.

989
00:48:10.031 --> 00:48:12.864
(engine starting)

990
00:48:19.802 --> 00:48:23.016
- [Man] What happened?
- No idea.

991
00:48:23.016 --> 00:48:24.675
I think he hit the kill switch.

992
00:48:24.675 --> 00:48:26.623
- When he stops and everybody stops

993
00:48:26.623 --> 00:48:28.545
we start it up and we try it first

994
00:48:28.545 --> 00:48:30.103
before we start ripping things apart.

995
00:48:30.103 --> 00:48:31.736
- Get on it, ride it, it's all good.

996
00:48:31.736 --> 00:48:35.691
Look down and like guys,
I have something to admit.

997
00:48:35.691 --> 00:48:37.955
I hit my kill switch.

998
00:48:37.955 --> 00:48:40.956
(laughing)

999
00:48:40.956 --> 00:48:43.373
Maybe it was the kill switch.

1000
00:48:46.457 --> 00:48:49.450
- [Man] Next time this
happens and you pull off,

1001
00:48:49.450 --> 00:48:50.783
try to start it.

1002
00:48:51.870 --> 00:48:53.037
- Ah, damn it.

1003
00:48:56.266 --> 00:48:59.284
I already felt bad enough
about my bolts rattling out,

1004
00:48:59.284 --> 00:49:01.838
I'm flying off and now.

1005
00:49:01.838 --> 00:49:04.726
They never let me live
that shit down, never.

1006
00:49:04.726 --> 00:49:07.726
(adventurous music)

1007
00:49:45.172 --> 00:49:47.589
(chattering)

1008
00:49:48.764 --> 00:49:50.716
- [Man] They want us to stop right here.

1009
00:49:50.716 --> 00:49:53.133
Slow down guys, on the right.

1010
00:49:55.124 --> 00:49:56.803
Oh perfect.

1011
00:49:56.803 --> 00:49:59.076
- [Man] Oh fuck, look to the right.

1012
00:49:59.076 --> 00:50:01.857
- [Man] Whoa!
- [Man] Damn!

1013
00:50:01.857 --> 00:50:03.225
- [Man] Holy shit.
- [Man] Come on.

1014
00:50:03.225 --> 00:50:05.892
- [Man] Shit!
- [Man] Dude, whoa!

1015
00:50:07.076 --> 00:50:09.268
- [Man] This is the Badlands, boys.

1016
00:50:09.268 --> 00:50:10.552
- [Man] Whoa!

1017
00:50:10.552 --> 00:50:12.679
- Look over and it's just like, boom.

1018
00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:14.894
Like this crazy, crazy landscape.

1019
00:50:14.894 --> 00:50:17.477
(wind blowing)

1020
00:50:27.285 --> 00:50:29.135
- It was almost overwhelming though.

1021
00:50:29.135 --> 00:50:31.836
How many amazing panoramic vistas

1022
00:50:31.836 --> 00:50:33.654
can you see of the American west?

1023
00:50:33.654 --> 00:50:37.654
What was nice was seeing
things that our country

1024
00:50:39.387 --> 00:50:42.600
is known for like monuments
and cool, exciting things

1025
00:50:42.600 --> 00:50:46.600
because we didn't see
shit for two days straight

1026
00:50:47.734 --> 00:50:50.826
and then we saw things that had elevation

1027
00:50:50.826 --> 00:50:54.258
and things that had some
kind of uniqueness to them.

1028
00:50:54.258 --> 00:50:55.967
- Should I stop this car and ask?

1029
00:50:55.967 --> 00:50:57.050
- [Man] What?

1030
00:50:58.450 --> 00:51:00.353
- [Man] If it's dirt all
the way to the next town.

1031
00:51:00.353 --> 00:51:01.916
- I had found a shortcut.

1032
00:51:01.916 --> 00:51:02.792
I was like let's go this way.

1033
00:51:02.792 --> 00:51:04.765
Or not a shortcut, but
I found a back road.

1034
00:51:04.765 --> 00:51:07.414
And me and Barnes looked at
it at our first gas stop,

1035
00:51:07.414 --> 00:51:09.565
we decided yeah, that's
the way we're gonna go,

1036
00:51:09.565 --> 00:51:10.869
so we punched in the GPS

1037
00:51:10.869 --> 00:51:13.875
and once we hit the point of no return

1038
00:51:13.875 --> 00:51:18.875
we just see the road turns to
dirt and gravel and everything

1039
00:51:18.963 --> 00:51:23.044
and we see a sign and it's
like dirt road, 27 miles.

1040
00:51:23.044 --> 00:51:24.908
- [Paul] When should we head out?

1041
00:51:24.908 --> 00:51:28.502
- [Joe] Yeah, I like surprises, right?

1042
00:51:28.502 --> 00:51:31.916
- [Paul] Alright guys, time to make moves.

1043
00:51:31.916 --> 00:51:33.666
- And it was awesome.

1044
00:51:35.238 --> 00:51:37.821
(upbeat music)

1045
00:51:49.603 --> 00:51:51.818
- [Justin] We're stupid, boys.

1046
00:51:51.818 --> 00:51:53.485
- [Paul] Yes we are.

1047
00:52:02.095 --> 00:52:04.845
(lyrics muffled)

1048
00:52:14.299 --> 00:52:17.316
(engines revving)

1049
00:52:17.316 --> 00:52:19.899
(horn honking)

1050
00:52:25.090 --> 00:52:26.133
- The whole day was
great leading up to it,

1051
00:52:26.133 --> 00:52:28.980
saw Badlands, saw Black
Hills, saw Mount Rushmore

1052
00:52:28.980 --> 00:52:31.028
and then we just hit this point where

1053
00:52:31.028 --> 00:52:34.820
we got like 70 miles of
just straight highway.

1054
00:52:34.820 --> 00:52:36.138
- It was actually kind of terrifying.

1055
00:52:36.138 --> 00:52:38.729
I think that was the part of that day

1056
00:52:38.729 --> 00:52:42.271
that we knew we had a
ton of riding to do still

1057
00:52:42.271 --> 00:52:45.507
and we just had to bite
the bullet and do it.

1058
00:52:45.507 --> 00:52:48.056
- We're literally getting
our faces sandblasted.

1059
00:52:48.056 --> 00:52:49.923
(slow music)

1060
00:52:49.923 --> 00:52:54.923
♪ Oh, I think I need you ♪

1061
00:52:56.264 --> 00:53:00.038
♪ Here in my darkest night ♪

1062
00:53:00.038 --> 00:53:01.183
- [Man] We may have to
look at Daddy's bike.

1063
00:53:01.183 --> 00:53:04.120
- [Man] I guarantee we
need to look at his bike.

1064
00:53:04.120 --> 00:53:06.986
- Yeah, that was bad for me, dude.

1065
00:53:06.986 --> 00:53:09.753
But I was going like 10
miles an hour under everybody

1066
00:53:09.753 --> 00:53:12.512
so I'm gonna draft the van
and it was just no good.

1067
00:53:12.512 --> 00:53:14.054
- For some reason Big Daddy and I

1068
00:53:14.054 --> 00:53:15.144
seem to have the slow bikes.

1069
00:53:15.144 --> 00:53:16.581
- That was kind of the
point where my bike,

1070
00:53:16.581 --> 00:53:19.677
I felt like was starting to tell me

1071
00:53:19.677 --> 00:53:21.238
she's getting a little tired.

1072
00:53:21.238 --> 00:53:22.620
I couldn't figure it out,
didn't know what it was.

1073
00:53:22.620 --> 00:53:24.308
Eventually pulled over.

1074
00:53:24.308 --> 00:53:27.058
(tools drilling)

1075
00:53:30.452 --> 00:53:31.768
- [Man] Blown, boys.

1076
00:53:31.768 --> 00:53:33.849
- We got it back up and it started running

1077
00:53:33.849 --> 00:53:37.701
a little bit better but
I've had it for four years

1078
00:53:37.701 --> 00:53:40.295
and put 20,000 miles on it

1079
00:53:40.295 --> 00:53:42.795
and she's starting to feel it.

1080
00:53:46.232 --> 00:53:49.596
- We changed two belts that day.

1081
00:53:49.596 --> 00:53:52.140
- It was established that Barnes and I

1082
00:53:52.140 --> 00:53:55.065
were going to be the
mechanics on this trip

1083
00:53:55.065 --> 00:53:58.550
because everybody else
couldn't tighten their bolts,

1084
00:53:58.550 --> 00:54:00.242
they put too much oil in,

1085
00:54:00.242 --> 00:54:03.659
they were inept with the mechanics of it.

1086
00:54:05.961 --> 00:54:07.044
- It's testy.

1087
00:54:08.728 --> 00:54:10.978
(mumbling)

1088
00:54:16.723 --> 00:54:18.804
- Technically that's three for me.

1089
00:54:18.804 --> 00:54:21.661
One on the other bike and
one when I had my mishap

1090
00:54:21.661 --> 00:54:22.494
and this.

1091
00:54:26.400 --> 00:54:28.650
(mumbling)

1092
00:54:31.958 --> 00:54:33.980
- So I kept thinking that
my bike's running crappy

1093
00:54:33.980 --> 00:54:35.933
and it's gonna blow up at any given moment

1094
00:54:35.933 --> 00:54:38.787
and we had a couple of near
misses with some other people

1095
00:54:38.787 --> 00:54:40.437
like a belt here and a belt there

1096
00:54:40.437 --> 00:54:43.275
and I'm like God, this
bike is probably gonna die.

1097
00:54:43.275 --> 00:54:46.723
I also had this sketchy
mechanic do the work in Florida

1098
00:54:46.723 --> 00:54:49.028
so I'm like at any moment now this thing's

1099
00:54:49.028 --> 00:54:50.851
just gonna go belly up on me.

1100
00:54:50.851 --> 00:54:52.884
- [Man] Joe's engine light just popped on.

1101
00:54:52.884 --> 00:54:55.553
- [Man] Who's?
- [Man] Joe's.

1102
00:54:55.553 --> 00:54:56.918
- [Man] His what?

1103
00:54:56.918 --> 00:54:58.658
- [Man] His engine light popped on.

1104
00:54:58.658 --> 00:54:59.878
(laughing)

1105
00:54:59.878 --> 00:55:02.109
- Hey yours actually came off.

1106
00:55:02.109 --> 00:55:04.942
I've never blown a belt like that.

1107
00:55:05.849 --> 00:55:10.849
♪ Won't you tell me your name ♪

1108
00:55:12.511 --> 00:55:17.511
♪ 'Cause I'm feeling so far away ♪

1109
00:55:18.023 --> 00:55:23.023
♪ And it's time ♪

1110
00:55:24.237 --> 00:55:25.901
♪ Oh it's time ♪

1111
00:55:25.901 --> 00:55:28.233
- [Elliot] Wa, guys, hold on.

1112
00:55:28.233 --> 00:55:29.883
- [Man] What?

1113
00:55:29.883 --> 00:55:33.103
- [Elliot] I just died and I
didn't hit the kill switch.

1114
00:55:33.103 --> 00:55:33.936
- [Man] Are you sure?

1115
00:55:33.936 --> 00:55:35.908
- And again, my bike just dies.

1116
00:55:35.908 --> 00:55:38.806
- [Man] At least we found
a spot to break down in.

1117
00:55:38.806 --> 00:55:41.217
- [Man] Yeah, I'll walk it up
there, don't worry about it.

1118
00:55:41.217 --> 00:55:43.945
- [Man] I'll push you, I'll push you.

1119
00:55:43.945 --> 00:55:45.322
- We're just ripping down this dirt road

1120
00:55:45.322 --> 00:55:49.270
for like two hours, I don't
even know how long it was

1121
00:55:49.270 --> 00:55:50.870
but I guess at some point

1122
00:55:50.870 --> 00:55:52.618
my battery terminal had come loose.

1123
00:55:52.618 --> 00:55:54.868
(mumbling)

1124
00:55:57.157 --> 00:55:58.778
(laughing)

1125
00:55:58.778 --> 00:56:00.201
- [Man] Dag gone!

1126
00:56:00.201 --> 00:56:02.118
- Loose terminal, baby!

1127
00:56:04.078 --> 00:56:07.664
- It's sometimes the most obvious thing.

1128
00:56:07.664 --> 00:56:10.664
(upbeat rock music)

1129
00:56:28.585 --> 00:56:30.670
- [Man] Oh dude!

1130
00:56:30.670 --> 00:56:31.503
Oh shit!

1131
00:56:34.177 --> 00:56:37.159
(laughing)

1132
00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:39.492
(screaming)

1133
00:56:40.947 --> 00:56:44.185
(chattering)

1134
00:56:44.185 --> 00:56:46.261
- The whole day it was up,
up, up, down, down, down,

1135
00:56:46.261 --> 00:56:47.468
up, up, up, down,

1136
00:56:47.468 --> 00:56:48.763
was that the Cascades
we were going through?

1137
00:56:48.763 --> 00:56:51.930
- [Man] No, no, no, that was Sawtooth.

1138
00:57:16.024 --> 00:57:19.158
- But to be there in
that time, in that place,

1139
00:57:19.158 --> 00:57:22.441
with these people and
have something like that

1140
00:57:22.441 --> 00:57:27.191
put on display for no reason,
it just doesn't make sense.

1141
00:57:31.990 --> 00:57:33.667
- At some point during the pre-process

1142
00:57:33.667 --> 00:57:37.568
Justin was like hey, do you wanna be part

1143
00:57:37.568 --> 00:57:39.499
of these challenges that we're doing?

1144
00:57:39.499 --> 00:57:43.101
And I'm thinking like, I
don't have a whole perspective

1145
00:57:43.101 --> 00:57:45.632
of the fact that I'm so
outside of this group

1146
00:57:45.632 --> 00:57:48.695
but I was like well
yeah, I'm gonna be there,

1147
00:57:48.695 --> 00:57:50.128
I might as well do one
of these challenges.

1148
00:57:50.128 --> 00:57:52.735
- And the next day was Jesse's challenge

1149
00:57:52.735 --> 00:57:55.088
and it was First Blood.

1150
00:57:55.088 --> 00:57:57.939
Jesse had to live as
Rambo for an entire day.

1151
00:57:57.939 --> 00:57:59.488
He had to talk in only Rambo lines,

1152
00:57:59.488 --> 00:58:01.964
he had to dress as Rambo,
he had to live as Rambo.

1153
00:58:01.964 --> 00:58:06.735
- Two people already got their
heads shaved in the worst way

1154
00:58:06.735 --> 00:58:11.735
and so I'm thinking oh no, these
guys aren't messing around.

1155
00:58:12.039 --> 00:58:13.039
- See Rambo?

1156
00:58:14.062 --> 00:58:15.651
(laughing)

1157
00:58:15.651 --> 00:58:17.901
(drumming)

1158
00:58:25.937 --> 00:58:27.250
- I don't even know if the sun was up

1159
00:58:27.250 --> 00:58:28.424
but I'm working on my bike,

1160
00:58:28.424 --> 00:58:32.681
I look over and there's
John Rambo staring at me.

1161
00:58:32.681 --> 00:58:37.447
- A 300 plus ride today so
probably about 10 to 12 hours

1162
00:58:37.447 --> 00:58:38.953
of him acting like John Rambo

1163
00:58:38.953 --> 00:58:42.082
which Jesse vowed last
night when he was drinking

1164
00:58:42.082 --> 00:58:44.235
that he was gonna beat this challenge

1165
00:58:44.235 --> 00:58:46.651
by just not talking all day.

1166
00:58:46.651 --> 00:58:48.987
He's a kid so he probably has no idea

1167
00:58:48.987 --> 00:58:50.507
what John Rambo's character is

1168
00:58:50.507 --> 00:58:54.683
or has ever even seen First
Blood or any of the movies.

1169
00:58:54.683 --> 00:58:56.736
So it's gonna be interesting.

1170
00:58:56.736 --> 00:58:57.825
He's gonna be really quiet

1171
00:58:57.825 --> 00:58:59.900
or he's gonna have a cul
de sac or a missing eyebrow

1172
00:58:59.900 --> 00:59:01.147
by the end of the night.

1173
00:59:01.147 --> 00:59:05.232
- Well he's quietly honoring
his options over there

1174
00:59:05.232 --> 00:59:06.399
as John Rambo.

1175
00:59:07.614 --> 00:59:09.365
I think he'll crack.

1176
00:59:09.365 --> 00:59:10.794
I think we'll have
another half shaved head.

1177
00:59:10.794 --> 00:59:13.808
(laughing)

1178
00:59:13.808 --> 00:59:15.566
- Rambo didn't say a word to anyone.

1179
00:59:15.566 --> 00:59:16.649
He was Rambo.

1180
00:59:20.091 --> 00:59:22.627
- Mute, 'cause he doesn't
wanna break character.

1181
00:59:22.627 --> 00:59:24.312
And that was damn funny.

1182
00:59:24.312 --> 00:59:26.590
- He's already full John
Rambo, method acting.

1183
00:59:26.590 --> 00:59:28.312
He's not responding to anybody.

1184
00:59:28.312 --> 00:59:32.231
The only acknowledgements
he's giving us is grunt.

1185
00:59:32.231 --> 00:59:33.717
I'm really excited.

1186
00:59:33.717 --> 00:59:36.045
We're gonna try so hard
to get him off of that.

1187
00:59:36.045 --> 00:59:38.683
- [Man] He's gonna hate
everyone by the end of the day.

1188
00:59:38.683 --> 00:59:39.908
- I think rubbed real dirt on himself.

1189
00:59:39.908 --> 00:59:40.944
He didn't have makeup.

1190
00:59:40.944 --> 00:59:42.597
- [Man] It's grease from somebody's bike.

1191
00:59:42.597 --> 00:59:43.862
- It's grease?
- [Man] Yeah.

1192
00:59:43.862 --> 00:59:45.055
- Oh, that's even better.

1193
00:59:45.055 --> 00:59:48.776
- Everybody was just like you're
gonna get your head shaved.

1194
00:59:48.776 --> 00:59:50.322
We're gonna get you.

1195
00:59:50.322 --> 00:59:53.030
You gotta pick an eyebrow or
you gotta get a cul de sac.

1196
00:59:53.030 --> 00:59:55.501
Neither of which I wanted.

1197
00:59:55.501 --> 00:59:56.334
- But every once in a while,

1198
00:59:56.334 --> 00:59:57.861
Rambo would come over the comm systems

1199
00:59:57.861 --> 01:00:01.361
and be like, "he's dead, you're all dead."

1200
01:00:02.743 --> 01:00:03.711
- Halfway through the day

1201
01:00:03.711 --> 01:00:07.073
I would go to Dane and be like,

1202
01:00:07.073 --> 01:00:08.862
"I got you, gimme the gun."

1203
01:00:08.862 --> 01:00:10.726
And then I'd get the gun
and sneak up on everybody

1204
01:00:10.726 --> 01:00:11.846
and shoot 'em.

1205
01:00:11.846 --> 01:00:14.403
- He had this gun that he was carrying

1206
01:00:14.403 --> 01:00:17.876
and we were climbing another
mountain pass somewhere

1207
01:00:17.876 --> 01:00:20.493
and his scooter was new and
kind of faster than ours

1208
01:00:20.493 --> 01:00:22.776
so he would pull up next
to us with his Nerf gun

1209
01:00:22.776 --> 01:00:23.761
and shoot us all.

1210
01:00:23.761 --> 01:00:24.970
So I remember being shot in the face

1211
01:00:24.970 --> 01:00:28.623
at 50 miles an hour with a
dart like what are we doing?

1212
01:00:28.623 --> 01:00:30.623
- [Man] He's John Rambo.

1213
01:00:31.709 --> 01:00:33.354
- I'm John Rambo.

1214
01:00:33.354 --> 01:00:34.187
- [Man] He's done!

1215
01:00:34.187 --> 01:00:36.831
(laughing)

1216
01:00:36.831 --> 01:00:37.664
- [Big Daddy] I'm impressed,

1217
01:00:37.664 --> 01:00:40.054
I thought I was taking an eyebrow.

1218
01:00:40.054 --> 01:00:41.962
- It was terrible but he owned it.

1219
01:00:41.962 --> 01:00:43.737
It was a funny challenge,

1220
01:00:43.737 --> 01:00:45.996
I kind of wish it would've been mine.

1221
01:00:45.996 --> 01:00:47.780
- [Tanner] Was that the
loneliest ride today?

1222
01:00:47.780 --> 01:00:48.870
(chattering)

1223
01:00:48.870 --> 01:00:52.203
- [Man] The challenge said all day, man.

1224
01:00:54.186 --> 01:00:55.298
- Man.

1225
01:00:55.298 --> 01:00:57.036
- At this point we all smelled awful.

1226
01:00:57.036 --> 01:00:59.507
I hadn't bathed in two or three days.

1227
01:00:59.507 --> 01:01:02.731
I ran out of socks like states ago.

1228
01:01:02.731 --> 01:01:05.498
- We were a ragged crew
at some point, dude.

1229
01:01:05.498 --> 01:01:07.402
Everyone's just super haggard.

1230
01:01:07.402 --> 01:01:11.661
Two of us, just half our heads
buzzed, we looked gnarly.

1231
01:01:11.661 --> 01:01:13.854
- It was just, it had been a long trip.

1232
01:01:13.854 --> 01:01:16.196
We didn't sleep a lot
the whole entire trip.

1233
01:01:16.196 --> 01:01:17.500
Pretty exhausted.

1234
01:01:17.500 --> 01:01:20.167
We probably didn't get more than

1235
01:01:22.609 --> 01:01:24.942
five hours of sleep a night.

1236
01:01:26.464 --> 01:01:28.450
So it's wearing on us.

1237
01:01:28.450 --> 01:01:30.249
And we didn't eat well.

1238
01:01:30.249 --> 01:01:32.328
- Gas station corn dogs for lunch.

1239
01:01:32.328 --> 01:01:33.954
- [Man] I wanna get a
box of mini corn dogs

1240
01:01:33.954 --> 01:01:35.687
and just cook 'em on my engine.

1241
01:01:35.687 --> 01:01:38.507
(laughing)

1242
01:01:38.507 --> 01:01:40.539
- Who doesn't buy corn
dogs at the gas stations?

1243
01:01:40.539 --> 01:01:42.801
You have two options, you
have biscuits and gravy

1244
01:01:42.801 --> 01:01:44.426
or waffles.

1245
01:01:44.426 --> 01:01:47.334
- They all had the most
terrible biscuits and gravy

1246
01:01:47.334 --> 01:01:50.429
and for some reason it
took until like day four

1247
01:01:50.429 --> 01:01:53.393
for us to realize that
this is not a good idea.

1248
01:01:53.393 --> 01:01:55.466
- Breakfast biscuit?

1249
01:01:55.466 --> 01:01:56.386
(chattering)

1250
01:01:56.386 --> 01:01:58.553
(chewing)

1251
01:02:05.021 --> 01:02:07.701
- [Man] These dudes ordered
everything with pineapple on it.

1252
01:02:07.701 --> 01:02:09.378
- We got some bread sticks for you.

1253
01:02:09.378 --> 01:02:14.378
- I hate with every fiber of
my being pineapple on pizza.

1254
01:02:14.932 --> 01:02:16.879
- Pineapple on everything.

1255
01:02:16.879 --> 01:02:19.129
(laughing)

1256
01:02:21.123 --> 01:02:22.312
- I think I had steak every day.

1257
01:02:22.312 --> 01:02:23.821
We were in the heart of cow country

1258
01:02:23.821 --> 01:02:25.171
the whole freaking vacation.

1259
01:02:25.171 --> 01:02:29.171
I go in, order the T-bone,
and it was just shit.

1260
01:02:30.256 --> 01:02:34.095
- [Man] That A-1 serves
one purpose, shots.

1261
01:02:34.095 --> 01:02:36.178
- A-1, I love that stuff.

1262
01:02:38.827 --> 01:02:40.577
- [Man] Drinking A-1 is way better

1263
01:02:40.577 --> 01:02:41.830
than putting it on a steak.

1264
01:02:41.830 --> 01:02:43.032
Try it sometime.

1265
01:02:43.032 --> 01:02:44.813
You have to.

1266
01:02:44.813 --> 01:02:46.333
- It was just shitty steak, dude.

1267
01:02:46.333 --> 01:02:50.806
It was like four year old cow
or something, I don't know.

1268
01:02:50.806 --> 01:02:53.667
- I'm not gonna eat anything
but kale for a month

1269
01:02:53.667 --> 01:02:55.000
when I get home.

1270
01:02:58.523 --> 01:02:59.773
- I'm from Montana so I was really excited

1271
01:02:59.773 --> 01:03:02.077
to see my home state, now
I felt like I was done,

1272
01:03:02.077 --> 01:03:03.596
I felt like I was already home.

1273
01:03:03.596 --> 01:03:06.121
There's a bar there
that threw us this party

1274
01:03:06.121 --> 01:03:08.540
when we got there and raising money

1275
01:03:08.540 --> 01:03:09.467
for the Morgan Foundation

1276
01:03:09.467 --> 01:03:12.327
and the bar was attached to an MMA gym

1277
01:03:12.327 --> 01:03:13.790
which was like the most
Montana thing ever.

1278
01:03:13.790 --> 01:03:16.448
- [Man] If you wanna jump in let me know.

1279
01:03:16.448 --> 01:03:17.865
- That's a maybe.

1280
01:03:18.894 --> 01:03:20.272
- [Man] That's a definitely yes, dude.

1281
01:03:20.272 --> 01:03:22.406
It's a matter of who is jumping in.

1282
01:03:22.406 --> 01:03:25.638
- I want a cul de sac versus cul de sac.

1283
01:03:25.638 --> 01:03:27.554
- And all the dudes were like hey,

1284
01:03:27.554 --> 01:03:28.754
you're fighting Paul.

1285
01:03:28.754 --> 01:03:31.495
Cul de sac against cul de
sac, this is happening.

1286
01:03:31.495 --> 01:03:33.851
- [Paul] Elliot, cul de
sac versus cul de sac?

1287
01:03:33.851 --> 01:03:36.792
He said if you guys wanna jump in the ring

1288
01:03:36.792 --> 01:03:38.041
just let me know.

1289
01:03:38.041 --> 01:03:41.109
(chattering)

1290
01:03:41.109 --> 01:03:44.121
- I haven't been in a fight before.

1291
01:03:44.121 --> 01:03:48.255
It was like alright guys,
had a shot and a beer

1292
01:03:48.255 --> 01:03:51.284
and it was like might as well go for it.

1293
01:03:51.284 --> 01:03:55.341
- And we both agreed that we
were not gonna hurt each other.

1294
01:03:55.341 --> 01:03:57.067
- We're not actually gonna
fight each other, are we?

1295
01:03:57.067 --> 01:04:00.167
And he was like no, no, let's
just give 'em a good show.

1296
01:04:00.167 --> 01:04:01.801
(bell ringing)

1297
01:04:01.801 --> 01:04:03.475
- Ladies and gentlemen
this fight is scheduled

1298
01:04:03.475 --> 01:04:05.642
for 12 uncontested rounds.

1299
01:04:07.816 --> 01:04:11.399
The winner will keep
an eyebrow, the loser.

1300
01:04:13.575 --> 01:04:14.861
(bell ringing)

1301
01:04:14.861 --> 01:04:16.194
- Punching only.

1302
01:04:17.643 --> 01:04:18.476
Fight.

1303
01:04:19.545 --> 01:04:21.795
(cheering)

1304
01:04:23.691 --> 01:04:26.485
- [Man] Elliot can't see him.

1305
01:04:26.485 --> 01:04:29.152
(intense music)

1306
01:04:51.037 --> 01:04:52.529
- Man, I'll be the first to admit

1307
01:04:52.529 --> 01:04:56.772
when the gloves are on
and you're just sparring

1308
01:04:56.772 --> 01:05:01.087
with another dude, it's hard to hold back.

1309
01:05:01.087 --> 01:05:03.920
- [Man] Punch his lights out, man!

1310
01:05:04.897 --> 01:05:07.147
(cheering)

1311
01:05:11.265 --> 01:05:13.495
- You hit me really hard a few times.

1312
01:05:13.495 --> 01:05:16.043
Rung my bell once, kind of knocked me back

1313
01:05:16.043 --> 01:05:19.284
and it's just that moment
where your pride takes over

1314
01:05:19.284 --> 01:05:21.875
and it's like nope, this
is not happening right now.

1315
01:05:21.875 --> 01:05:23.629
- I think I might've actually got a couple

1316
01:05:23.629 --> 01:05:24.814
of pretty good hits on him.

1317
01:05:24.814 --> 01:05:27.064
(mumbling)

1318
01:05:28.454 --> 01:05:29.293
- Both our corners back there,

1319
01:05:29.293 --> 01:05:31.111
all the dudes are behind us.

1320
01:05:31.111 --> 01:05:33.934
They're like dude, you're
actually holding your own

1321
01:05:33.934 --> 01:05:35.028
out there pretty good.

1322
01:05:35.028 --> 01:05:35.861
I was like oh yeah?

1323
01:05:35.861 --> 01:05:37.824
I was like maybe I could win this fight.

1324
01:05:37.824 --> 01:05:41.161
- Don't go for the face,
dude, you don't need pain,

1325
01:05:41.161 --> 01:05:42.661
you need throw up.

1326
01:05:48.089 --> 01:05:50.163
(bell ringing)

1327
01:05:50.163 --> 01:05:52.126
- [Man] Welcome to Montana!

1328
01:05:52.126 --> 01:05:54.376
(cheering)

1329
01:06:21.286 --> 01:06:23.325
- Just popped him right in the nose.

1330
01:06:23.325 --> 01:06:26.586
Just straight in the opening part

1331
01:06:26.586 --> 01:06:30.139
and I could definitely
tell that he just like,

1332
01:06:30.139 --> 01:06:31.443
everything stopped.

1333
01:06:31.443 --> 01:06:33.823
(bell ringing)

1334
01:06:33.823 --> 01:06:36.573
- He got me good, he got me good.

1335
01:06:38.622 --> 01:06:40.130
- You okay, you okay?

1336
01:06:40.130 --> 01:06:42.437
(chattering)

1337
01:06:42.437 --> 01:06:43.815
- [Man] He's bleeding, he's bleeding.

1338
01:06:43.815 --> 01:06:44.982
- I looked down there's just like blood

1339
01:06:44.982 --> 01:06:47.321
gushing out of my nose
and I was like alright,

1340
01:06:47.321 --> 01:06:50.321
first blood, this is time to end it.

1341
01:06:51.326 --> 01:06:53.305
- [Man] Elliot, let me get a picture!

1342
01:06:53.305 --> 01:06:55.555
(laughing)

1343
01:06:57.207 --> 01:06:58.497
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1344
01:06:58.497 --> 01:07:02.303
- Shaved his head and then I beat him up.

1345
01:07:02.303 --> 01:07:03.136
Woo!

1346
01:07:06.067 --> 01:07:07.573
No, it had nothing to do with revenge,

1347
01:07:07.573 --> 01:07:11.225
it had to do with I realized
that we were actually fighting.

1348
01:07:11.225 --> 01:07:13.351
- [Woman] You kicked his ass.

1349
01:07:13.351 --> 01:07:15.165
- No, I didn't kick his ass,

1350
01:07:15.165 --> 01:07:17.275
I hit him one good time really

1351
01:07:17.275 --> 01:07:18.638
after he hit me a couple good times.

1352
01:07:18.638 --> 01:07:21.522
- I heard that, I heard that.

1353
01:07:21.522 --> 01:07:24.988
I fought well but it wasn't good enough.

1354
01:07:24.988 --> 01:07:27.691
Paul clocked me a good one.

1355
01:07:27.691 --> 01:07:29.287
I got a couple good hits in though.

1356
01:07:29.287 --> 01:07:30.225
- [Man] Yeah, you did, you did.

1357
01:07:30.225 --> 01:07:31.108
- I hit more than I expected.

1358
01:07:31.108 --> 01:07:32.368
- [Man] Good, good.

1359
01:07:32.368 --> 01:07:33.368
- But Paul--

1360
01:07:34.562 --> 01:07:35.395
- [Man] He got a sneaky one in there.

1361
01:07:35.395 --> 01:07:37.290
- [Woman] He kicked your ass!

1362
01:07:37.290 --> 01:07:38.973
- He came to the, he kicked my ass.

1363
01:07:38.973 --> 01:07:42.093
- At this point I had spent
probably over 100 hours

1364
01:07:42.093 --> 01:07:46.228
building maps, like our turn
by turn maps for our GPS unit.

1365
01:07:46.228 --> 01:07:47.622
None of this makes sense.

1366
01:07:47.622 --> 01:07:48.863
- You had some good sleep though

1367
01:07:48.863 --> 01:07:52.280
so at least you have your wits about you.

1368
01:07:53.598 --> 01:07:56.235
- None of this makes sense.

1369
01:07:56.235 --> 01:07:58.228
None of these intersections look the same

1370
01:07:58.228 --> 01:08:00.981
or at least have the same information.

1371
01:08:00.981 --> 01:08:04.030
And this day I didn't have one.

1372
01:08:04.030 --> 01:08:06.286
I did not have our final day's route.

1373
01:08:06.286 --> 01:08:08.740
- It became pretty clear pretty quickly

1374
01:08:08.740 --> 01:08:11.234
that Barnes had no idea
where we were going.

1375
01:08:11.234 --> 01:08:13.611
- Do we need to continue to hammer in

1376
01:08:13.611 --> 01:08:16.106
that Barnes didn't have the maps?

1377
01:08:16.106 --> 01:08:17.854
- Barnes doesn't tell anybody,

1378
01:08:17.854 --> 01:08:21.847
we just wake up, get
on our scooters and go.

1379
01:08:21.847 --> 01:08:24.680
(engines revving)

1380
01:08:57.571 --> 01:09:00.037
- [Man] What are we doing?

1381
01:09:00.037 --> 01:09:01.427
- [Man] I don't know.

1382
01:09:01.427 --> 01:09:03.746
- [Man] Are we really having a party?

1383
01:09:03.746 --> 01:09:05.909
(laughing)

1384
01:09:05.909 --> 01:09:07.842
I think we're lost.

1385
01:09:07.842 --> 01:09:09.130
- [Man] Yeah, go check what's up.

1386
01:09:09.130 --> 01:09:11.797
- [Man] Tanner, what's going on?

1387
01:09:12.923 --> 01:09:15.423
- [Man] It dead ends up there.

1388
01:09:20.343 --> 01:09:22.426
No, we can't go that way?

1389
01:09:23.797 --> 01:09:24.630
- [Big Daddy] No, that
road doesn't look like

1390
01:09:24.630 --> 01:09:25.930
it goes anywhere.

1391
01:09:25.930 --> 01:09:28.935
- [Man] Daddy, what did they say to you

1392
01:09:28.935 --> 01:09:30.365
about this road right here?

1393
01:09:30.365 --> 01:09:33.257
- [Tanner] They said that
it's kind of a cool road.

1394
01:09:33.257 --> 01:09:34.643
It loops around

1395
01:09:34.643 --> 01:09:36.678
and I don't think it
necessarily goes anywhere.

1396
01:09:36.678 --> 01:09:39.064
I didn't ask them for
directions to Seattle.

1397
01:09:39.064 --> 01:09:41.026
- [Big Daddy] We're probably
dipping down into Richland

1398
01:09:41.026 --> 01:09:42.861
and then going up on that highway.

1399
01:09:42.861 --> 01:09:45.217
- [Paul] That road doesn't
go anywhere, Daddy?

1400
01:09:45.217 --> 01:09:47.422
- [Big Daddy] Doesn't look like it.

1401
01:09:47.422 --> 01:09:49.688
We should've taken a right when
we went straight back there.

1402
01:09:49.688 --> 01:09:50.605
- [Man] Oh.

1403
01:09:52.071 --> 01:09:54.071
- [Justin] My bad, guys.

1404
01:09:59.611 --> 01:10:02.222
- And we get lost four, five, six times,

1405
01:10:02.222 --> 01:10:03.599
it doesn't matter.

1406
01:10:03.599 --> 01:10:06.266
It was probably closer to eight
but who's counting, right?

1407
01:10:06.266 --> 01:10:08.305
- Those are the kind
of moments I feel like

1408
01:10:08.305 --> 01:10:10.038
are actually the trip.

1409
01:10:10.038 --> 01:10:13.162
It was a lot of stops and
it was a lot of gassing up

1410
01:10:13.162 --> 01:10:15.946
and it was a lot of these
moments where we were confused

1411
01:10:15.946 --> 01:10:18.785
and didn't really know what way to go.

1412
01:10:18.785 --> 01:10:22.059
- We finally get our bearings
right and we are on the road

1413
01:10:22.059 --> 01:10:24.763
and we are coming up over this hill

1414
01:10:24.763 --> 01:10:28.128
and there's this hill that
drops down out of the city.

1415
01:10:28.128 --> 01:10:29.821
- You couldn't even tell what it was.

1416
01:10:29.821 --> 01:10:31.338
There was just like a black line

1417
01:10:31.338 --> 01:10:32.428
along the side of the road.

1418
01:10:32.428 --> 01:10:36.354
- We all look over and there's
just a line of scooters

1419
01:10:36.354 --> 01:10:37.774
sitting on the side of the road.

1420
01:10:37.774 --> 01:10:40.398
- All of our dudes and
other people from the city,

1421
01:10:40.398 --> 01:10:42.323
other people that thought
the story was cool

1422
01:10:42.323 --> 01:10:44.673
and the ride was awesome and
wanted to just be a part of it

1423
01:10:44.673 --> 01:10:46.530
as much as they could and they
rode all the way out there

1424
01:10:46.530 --> 01:10:48.631
or trailered out there and
rode the rest of the way

1425
01:10:48.631 --> 01:10:49.714
home with us.

1426
01:10:50.814 --> 01:10:52.507
- [Man] Fuck yes!

1427
01:10:52.507 --> 01:10:54.840
(screaming)

1428
01:10:59.366 --> 01:11:03.699
- [Man] Take my scooter,
I'm gonna fucking pass out!

1429
01:11:12.845 --> 01:11:14.345
- [Man] Yeah baby!

1430
01:11:16.401 --> 01:11:17.984
Oh the pig is here!

1431
01:11:19.838 --> 01:11:22.088
(cheering)

1432
01:11:26.367 --> 01:11:27.867
- [Man] Holy shit!

1433
01:11:38.624 --> 01:11:41.041
- [Man] Oh my God, oh my God.

1434
01:11:43.617 --> 01:11:46.194
- [Man] Oh fuck yeah.

1435
01:11:46.194 --> 01:11:47.322
- And it was such an awesome feeling,

1436
01:11:47.322 --> 01:11:49.648
I think everyone kind of got
pretty emotional at that point

1437
01:11:49.648 --> 01:11:51.496
like we had done it.

1438
01:11:51.496 --> 01:11:54.294
We were home, there's our peeps

1439
01:11:54.294 --> 01:11:57.794
and we're getting ready to just celebrate.

1440
01:11:59.033 --> 01:12:00.812
- All of us, I'm getting
choked up thinking about it,

1441
01:12:00.812 --> 01:12:03.630
all of us were like crying in our helmets.

1442
01:12:03.630 --> 01:12:06.241
Immediately I just lost it.

1443
01:12:06.241 --> 01:12:09.917
- [Man] Alright, should
we hit her back up?

1444
01:12:09.917 --> 01:12:12.167
(cheering)

1445
01:12:14.477 --> 01:12:17.310
(uplifting music)

1446
01:12:28.847 --> 01:12:33.650
- We were about 3500 miles
into this 3700 mile ride

1447
01:12:33.650 --> 01:12:38.185
and finally it hit me that
we just crossed the country

1448
01:12:38.185 --> 01:12:41.602
on a scooter at 40 miles an hour, insane.

1449
01:12:43.209 --> 01:12:47.459
- We've made it so far on
these little, tiny bikes.

1450
01:12:50.914 --> 01:12:52.760
- I told everybody, I was
like do not let any cars pass.

1451
01:12:52.760 --> 01:12:55.975
We're going up this mountain slow as hell

1452
01:12:55.975 --> 01:12:59.411
and we just split the road, I remember,

1453
01:12:59.411 --> 01:13:02.056
all eight of us right in
front, just made a wall

1454
01:13:02.056 --> 01:13:04.637
and the 30 scooters behind us came in

1455
01:13:04.637 --> 01:13:06.175
and did the same thing.

1456
01:13:06.175 --> 01:13:08.725
Just wall of scoots, wall of scoots

1457
01:13:08.725 --> 01:13:11.611
and behind us just miles of cars

1458
01:13:11.611 --> 01:13:14.065
and it was such a conquering feeling

1459
01:13:14.065 --> 01:13:17.080
to just stick it to all
those fucking people.

1460
01:13:17.080 --> 01:13:19.707
- [Man] Not that we have any reason to.

1461
01:13:19.707 --> 01:13:23.389
- We didn't have any reason
to but we just wanted to, man.

1462
01:13:23.389 --> 01:13:26.306
(speakers muffled)

1463
01:13:30.096 --> 01:13:32.293
- [Man] What about the smoke
bombs and the fireworks?

1464
01:13:32.293 --> 01:13:35.703
- [Big Daddy] Elliot, I need that flare!

1465
01:13:35.703 --> 01:13:40.703
- [Man] I love how we're
rolling up to a ferry terminal.

1466
01:13:40.769 --> 01:13:42.619
- [Man] Explosives, the
Coast Guard is gonna be there

1467
01:13:42.619 --> 01:13:43.952
in five seconds.

1468
01:13:45.324 --> 01:13:46.793
- And we just did the classic move

1469
01:13:46.793 --> 01:13:48.931
of is this thing lit or not

1470
01:13:48.931 --> 01:13:50.700
and as soon as I point it towards my face

1471
01:13:50.700 --> 01:13:53.431
just like shoots past my head.

1472
01:13:53.431 --> 01:13:57.298
And I'm just glad that my ride
could've ended right there.

1473
01:13:57.298 --> 01:13:59.074
- [Man] All these people
have no idea what's going on.

1474
01:13:59.074 --> 01:14:01.595
- [Man] No, came in hot
like a bunch of assholes,

1475
01:14:01.595 --> 01:14:02.881
it's so rad.

1476
01:14:02.881 --> 01:14:05.940
- [Man] Can we go down this?
- [Man] We just did.

1477
01:14:05.940 --> 01:14:07.242
(chattering)

1478
01:14:07.242 --> 01:14:10.053
- [Man] We're doing it, we're doing it.

1479
01:14:10.053 --> 01:14:12.641
- [Man] This guy's like come on, man.

1480
01:14:12.641 --> 01:14:14.891
(cheering)

1481
01:14:16.965 --> 01:14:18.311
- We pulled in, it was like the Beatles

1482
01:14:18.311 --> 01:14:20.607
getting off the plane in New York.

1483
01:14:20.607 --> 01:14:23.448
Everybody just went absolutely bananas.

1484
01:14:23.448 --> 01:14:26.865
(speaker voices muffled)

1485
01:14:32.347 --> 01:14:34.994
- And the one guy who had
more problems than any of us

1486
01:14:34.994 --> 01:14:37.810
on the whole trip when it
came to mechanical issues

1487
01:14:37.810 --> 01:14:41.529
or anything, Elliot, didn't
even get to the water

1488
01:14:41.529 --> 01:14:43.196
and dumped his bike.

1489
01:14:44.443 --> 01:14:46.693
(laughing)

1490
01:14:49.083 --> 01:14:51.118
The last four feet was too much.

1491
01:14:51.118 --> 01:14:52.960
- [Elliot] And I didn't care,
I just got off the bike,

1492
01:14:52.960 --> 01:14:54.393
just let it kind of slide.

1493
01:14:54.393 --> 01:14:56.418
Guys, we did it.

1494
01:14:56.418 --> 01:14:59.251
(inspiring music)

1495
01:15:05.141 --> 01:15:07.571
- [Man] I feel like eight
riders took it through

1496
01:15:07.571 --> 01:15:09.055
the entire country together.

1497
01:15:09.055 --> 01:15:10.239
It was pretty phenomenal.

1498
01:15:10.239 --> 01:15:11.464
Whether it's a belt,

1499
01:15:11.464 --> 01:15:13.755
somebody's oil is flying out
of their bike for some reason

1500
01:15:13.755 --> 01:15:15.567
or they ride off the road,

1501
01:15:15.567 --> 01:15:17.975
everybody was sticking together.

1502
01:15:17.975 --> 01:15:18.894
- Do I wanna go back and do it again?

1503
01:15:18.894 --> 01:15:20.580
I'm not so sure, we'll see.

1504
01:15:20.580 --> 01:15:23.360
It's a traumatic experience.

1505
01:15:23.360 --> 01:15:26.577
It was fun, we had a
great time, it was awesome

1506
01:15:26.577 --> 01:15:31.282
but it was like 11 of the most
miserable days of my life.

1507
01:15:31.282 --> 01:15:34.175
- After 11 days seeing
that coming to an end

1508
01:15:34.175 --> 01:15:36.569
and knowing man, I gotta get up tomorrow

1509
01:15:36.569 --> 01:15:40.535
and go back to the real
world, it was a bummer

1510
01:15:40.535 --> 01:15:43.089
and it was sad but it was happy.

1511
01:15:43.089 --> 01:15:46.240
It was just a range of
emotional feelings that night.

1512
01:15:46.240 --> 01:15:48.319
- Obviously we did it because we're idiots

1513
01:15:48.319 --> 01:15:51.968
and we thought it'd be
cool to ride 3700 miles

1514
01:15:51.968 --> 01:15:53.201
at 45 miles an hour.

1515
01:15:53.201 --> 01:15:54.475
(cork popping)

1516
01:15:54.475 --> 01:15:56.451
(cheering)

1517
01:15:56.451 --> 01:15:58.701
(laughing)

1518
01:16:03.086 --> 01:16:05.487
- For me this was much
more than about the ride.

1519
01:16:05.487 --> 01:16:07.818
At the end of the ride, I
didn't know this going into it

1520
01:16:07.818 --> 01:16:12.094
but at the end of the ride
actually becoming a family

1521
01:16:12.094 --> 01:16:13.789
was a much bigger part of it

1522
01:16:13.789 --> 01:16:16.639
than actually the 3700 miles that we rode.

1523
01:16:16.639 --> 01:16:20.601
- We left Fernandina Beach,
Florida with 3700 miles

1524
01:16:20.601 --> 01:16:22.002
before the finish line.

1525
01:16:22.002 --> 01:16:24.328
Went through rain, went through fights,

1526
01:16:24.328 --> 01:16:27.986
went through breakdowns,
everything that nature had to offer

1527
01:16:27.986 --> 01:16:29.690
was thrown at us.

1528
01:16:29.690 --> 01:16:31.291
Had a ton of laughs.

1529
01:16:31.291 --> 01:16:33.541
(cheering)

1530
01:16:35.366 --> 01:16:37.616
(laughing)

1531
01:16:43.901 --> 01:16:48.234
We arrived in Mukilteo,
Washington as a real family.

1532
01:16:56.821 --> 01:17:00.855
("This Is My World" by
Esterly feat. Austin Jenckes)

1533
01:17:00.855 --> 01:17:05.855
♪ Oh, you took a wrong turn ♪

1534
01:17:06.247 --> 01:17:11.247
♪ Now you're stuck in my world ♪

1535
01:17:12.095 --> 01:17:15.481
♪ Trust me, this is gonna hurt ♪

1536
01:17:15.481 --> 01:17:18.683
♪ Fire it up, and watch it burn ♪

1537
01:17:18.683 --> 01:17:21.600
♪ This is my world ♪

1538
01:17:23.673 --> 01:17:28.673
("Stories of Me" by Chris
King & The Gutterballs)

1539
01:17:47.467 --> 01:17:52.467
♪ Sometimes I take a walk down ♪

1540
01:17:55.225 --> 01:18:00.225
♪ When I see the weather
all of them colors ♪

1541
01:18:00.703 --> 01:18:04.427
♪ It reminds me ♪

1542
01:18:04.427 --> 01:18:09.427
♪ Down by the river singing
whatever will be will ♪

1543
01:18:12.679 --> 01:18:17.679
♪ And trouble keeps floating and
I'm tired of standing still ♪

1544
01:18:20.911 --> 01:18:25.211
♪ These stories of me ♪

1545
01:18:25.211 --> 01:18:28.402
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1546
01:18:28.402 --> 01:18:31.442
♪ They're shaking ♪

1547
01:18:31.442 --> 01:18:36.442
♪ I can't ♪

1548
01:18:36.986 --> 01:18:41.264
♪ These stories of me ♪

1549
01:18:41.264 --> 01:18:45.390
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1550
01:18:45.390 --> 01:18:47.894
♪ They're fading ♪

1551
01:18:47.894 --> 01:18:52.894
♪ Faster than the mouth ♪

1552
01:18:53.889 --> 01:18:58.889
♪ I know the way I told it
ain't the easy one to choose ♪

1553
01:19:01.866 --> 01:19:06.866
♪ Still mild minute between the blues ♪

1554
01:19:07.808 --> 01:19:10.590
♪ And I ain't got more time to lose ♪

1555
01:19:10.590 --> 01:19:12.214
♪ She talk off your head ♪

1556
01:19:12.214 --> 01:19:17.214
♪ And you'll know when this
conversation's through ♪

1557
01:19:18.561 --> 01:19:22.827
♪ I just keep walking around
this unfortunate town ♪

1558
01:19:22.827 --> 01:19:27.827
♪ Until it winds me back to you ♪

1559
01:19:29.267 --> 01:19:33.057
♪ These stories of me ♪

1560
01:19:33.057 --> 01:19:36.787
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1561
01:19:36.787 --> 01:19:39.280
♪ They're shaking ♪

1562
01:19:39.280 --> 01:19:44.280
♪ My hands in the air ♪

1563
01:19:44.791 --> 01:19:49.026
♪ These stories of me ♪

1564
01:19:49.026 --> 01:19:52.916
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1565
01:19:52.916 --> 01:19:55.164
♪ They're fading ♪

1566
01:19:55.164 --> 01:20:00.164
♪ Faster than the mountain ♪

1567
01:20:01.610 --> 01:20:06.610
♪ I don't mean to be nobody's burden ♪

1568
01:20:08.880 --> 01:20:13.880
♪ I'm just so tired of carrying this way ♪

1569
01:20:17.714 --> 01:20:22.714
♪ Lord knows I've tried to
tame these wild notions ♪

1570
01:20:25.457 --> 01:20:30.457
♪ Just keep boarding up
like a hole in the gate ♪

1571
01:20:34.126 --> 01:20:38.682
♪ These stories of me ♪

1572
01:20:38.682 --> 01:20:41.617
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1573
01:20:41.617 --> 01:20:43.967
♪ They're shaking ♪

1574
01:20:43.967 --> 01:20:48.967
♪ Like hands up the avenue ♪

1575
01:20:49.755 --> 01:20:54.183
♪ These stories of me ♪

1576
01:20:54.183 --> 01:20:57.812
♪ Plain as can be ♪

1577
01:20:57.812 --> 01:21:02.812
♪ We're fading faster
than the morning news ♪