WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03.212 --> 00:00:05.756 (DISCORDANT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:29.988 --> 00:00:31.490 (MUSIC ENDS) 5 00:00:32.616 --> 00:00:34.826 JOE: All right, let's try somethin' else. 6 00:00:34.910 --> 00:00:36.328 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 7 00:00:36.411 --> 00:00:37.538 -(STICK TAPPING) -(MUSIC STOPS) 8 00:00:37.621 --> 00:00:42.209 Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three. 9 00:00:42.292 --> 00:00:46.046 (STUDENTS PLAYING INTRO DISCORDANTLY) 10 00:00:48.590 --> 00:00:50.384 (BEAT PICKING UP) 11 00:00:51.885 --> 00:00:54.179 (RHYTHMICALLY) One, two, three, four. 12 00:00:54.263 --> 00:00:56.849 -Stay on the beat. -(PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC) 13 00:00:56.932 --> 00:00:58.892 Two, three, four. 14 00:01:03.605 --> 00:01:05.232 That's C-sharp, horns. 15 00:01:05.315 --> 00:01:06.650 (BLOWING SHARPLY) 16 00:01:06.733 --> 00:01:09.069 Two, three... I see you, Caleb. 17 00:01:10.821 --> 00:01:11.822 Rachel, now you. 18 00:01:12.239 --> 00:01:14.366 Forgot my sax, Mr. G. 19 00:01:14.449 --> 00:01:18.912 Okay, she forgot her sax. And now, all you, Connie. 20 00:01:18.996 --> 00:01:20.080 Go for it! 21 00:01:20.163 --> 00:01:22.499 (PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO) 22 00:01:36.471 --> 00:01:37.764 BOY: Way to go! 23 00:01:37.848 --> 00:01:39.850 (STUDENTS GIGGLING) 24 00:01:41.268 --> 00:01:42.269 (CONNIE SIGHS) 25 00:01:42.352 --> 00:01:44.771 Hang on, hang on. What are y'all laughing at? 26 00:01:44.855 --> 00:01:46.607 So Connie got a little lost in it. 27 00:01:46.690 --> 00:01:48.317 That's a good thing. 28 00:01:48.400 --> 00:01:49.902 Look, I remember one time 29 00:01:49.985 --> 00:01:51.945 my dad took me to this jazz club, 30 00:01:52.029 --> 00:01:53.572 and that's the last place I wanted to be. 31 00:01:53.655 --> 00:01:54.865 But then I see this guy, 32 00:01:55.324 --> 00:01:58.702 and he's playing these chords with fourths on it, 33 00:01:58.785 --> 00:02:00.204 and then with the minor... 34 00:02:00.287 --> 00:02:01.788 -(MINOR KEYS PLAY) -Oh, oh, whoo. 35 00:02:01.872 --> 00:02:04.583 Then he adds the inner voices, and it's like he's... 36 00:02:04.666 --> 00:02:05.918 It's like he's singing. 37 00:02:06.835 --> 00:02:09.713 And I swear, the next thing I know... 38 00:02:09.796 --> 00:02:11.381 (PLAYS CASCADING NOTES) 39 00:02:11.465 --> 00:02:13.050 ...it's like he floats off the stage. 40 00:02:13.133 --> 00:02:14.426 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 41 00:02:14.510 --> 00:02:16.053 That guy was lost in the music. 42 00:02:16.136 --> 00:02:19.348 He was in it, and he took the rest of us with him. 43 00:02:19.431 --> 00:02:21.683 (CONTINUES PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 44 00:02:25.562 --> 00:02:27.397 And I wanted to learn... 45 00:02:27.481 --> 00:02:28.690 (PLAYING CHORDS) 46 00:02:28.774 --> 00:02:30.192 ...how to talk like that. 47 00:02:31.318 --> 00:02:32.611 That's when I knew... 48 00:02:36.532 --> 00:02:37.866 I was born to play. 49 00:02:37.950 --> 00:02:39.451 (PLAYS ASCENDING SCALE) 50 00:02:40.160 --> 00:02:42.538 Connie knows what I mean. Right, Connie? 51 00:02:42.621 --> 00:02:43.956 I'm 12. 52 00:02:44.915 --> 00:02:46.041 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 53 00:02:46.917 --> 00:02:49.086 I'll be right back. Practice your scales. 54 00:02:49.962 --> 00:02:51.129 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner. 55 00:02:51.213 --> 00:02:52.214 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 56 00:02:52.297 --> 00:02:53.590 (CHUCKLES) You're doing my ears a favor. 57 00:02:53.674 --> 00:02:56.093 -Hey! -Not you, though, you're good. 58 00:02:56.176 --> 00:02:57.261 -(WHISPERS) He's not. -(CHUCKLES) 59 00:02:57.344 --> 00:02:59.054 What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo? 60 00:02:59.137 --> 00:03:02.057 I wanted to deliver the good news personally. 61 00:03:02.140 --> 00:03:04.226 No more part-time for you. 62 00:03:04.309 --> 00:03:07.354 You're now our full-time band teacher. 63 00:03:07.437 --> 00:03:08.605 -(GROANS SOFTLY) -Job security. 64 00:03:08.689 --> 00:03:10.691 Medical insurance. Pension. 65 00:03:10.774 --> 00:03:12.943 Wow. That's, uh, great. 66 00:03:13.026 --> 00:03:17.739 Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe. Permanently. 67 00:03:17.823 --> 00:03:19.741 (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 68 00:03:21.243 --> 00:03:23.412 (INSTRUMENTS CONTINUE PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 69 00:03:31.753 --> 00:03:36.800 LIBBA: After all these years, my prayers have been answered. 70 00:03:36.884 --> 00:03:38.927 A full-time job. 71 00:03:39.011 --> 00:03:40.387 Working man, coming through. 72 00:03:40.470 --> 00:03:41.471 Yeah, Mom, but I... 73 00:03:41.555 --> 00:03:43.390 You're going to tell them yes, right? 74 00:03:43.473 --> 00:03:44.641 Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan. 75 00:03:44.725 --> 00:03:46.143 You always got a plan. 76 00:03:46.226 --> 00:03:48.061 Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too, 77 00:03:48.145 --> 00:03:49.938 -for when your plan falls through. -(WOMAN GROANING) 78 00:03:50.022 --> 00:03:51.481 -A backup plan never hurts. -(JOE SIGHS) 79 00:03:51.565 --> 00:03:54.234 Joey, we didn't struggle giving you an education 80 00:03:54.318 --> 00:03:55.903 so you could be a middle-aged man 81 00:03:55.986 --> 00:03:57.654 washing your underwear in my shop. 82 00:03:57.738 --> 00:03:59.656 Walking around with a hole in his pants. 83 00:03:59.740 --> 00:04:01.491 -Yeah, but... -With this job, you'll be able 84 00:04:01.575 --> 00:04:03.702 to put that dead-end gigging behind you. 85 00:04:03.785 --> 00:04:06.496 And Lord knows we need more teachers in this world. 86 00:04:06.580 --> 00:04:07.664 And just think, 87 00:04:07.748 --> 00:04:11.919 playing music will finally be your real career. 88 00:04:12.002 --> 00:04:14.963 So you're going to tell them yes, right? 89 00:04:15.380 --> 00:04:16.381 Please say yes. 90 00:04:16.924 --> 00:04:18.091 Yeah, definitely. 91 00:04:18.175 --> 00:04:19.259 LIBBA: Good. 92 00:04:19.343 --> 00:04:21.470 -(JOE SIGHS) -(JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING) 93 00:04:25.098 --> 00:04:26.099 Hello? 94 00:04:26.183 --> 00:04:27.601 How you been, Mr. G? 95 00:04:27.684 --> 00:04:29.895 Uh, it's Curley. Lamont. Lamont Baker. 96 00:04:29.978 --> 00:04:33.065 Hey, Curley! Hey, good to hear your voice, man. 97 00:04:33.148 --> 00:04:35.526 Uh... Listen. You can call me Joe now, Curley. 98 00:04:35.609 --> 00:04:36.610 I'm not your teacher anymore. 99 00:04:36.693 --> 00:04:38.028 CURLEY: Oh, okay, Mr. Gardner. 100 00:04:38.111 --> 00:04:41.031 Hey, look, I'm the new drummer in the Dorothea Williams Quartet, 101 00:04:41.114 --> 00:04:44.117 and we're kickin' off our tour with a show at The Half Note tonight. 102 00:04:44.201 --> 00:04:45.619 Dorothea Williams! Are you kidding me? 103 00:04:45.702 --> 00:04:48.288 Are you kidding me? Congratulations, man. Wow! 104 00:04:48.372 --> 00:04:50.666 I would die a happy man 105 00:04:50.749 --> 00:04:53.252 if I could perform with Dorothea Williams. 106 00:04:53.335 --> 00:04:55.796 CURLEY: Oh, well, this could be your lucky day. 107 00:04:57.256 --> 00:04:58.882 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 108 00:05:07.391 --> 00:05:09.101 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(CAR HORN BLARES) 109 00:05:11.520 --> 00:05:13.313 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 110 00:05:16.567 --> 00:05:18.443 -CURLEY: Whew, there he is. -Hey, Curley. 111 00:05:18.527 --> 00:05:20.529 Leon skipping town really put us in a bind, man. 112 00:05:20.612 --> 00:05:22.364 -Yeah. Uh, I'll bet. -I'm glad you made it. 113 00:05:22.447 --> 00:05:25.701 My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you on a set last year in Brooklyn. 114 00:05:25.784 --> 00:05:26.910 Said you were great. 115 00:05:26.994 --> 00:05:29.288 (CHUCKLES) Well, you know, for a coffee shop. 116 00:05:29.371 --> 00:05:31.206 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO) 117 00:05:56.231 --> 00:05:57.232 CURLEY: Hey, Dorothea. 118 00:05:58.233 --> 00:05:59.943 This is the cat I was telling you about. 119 00:06:00.027 --> 00:06:02.404 My old middle school band teacher, Mr. Gardner. 120 00:06:02.487 --> 00:06:03.822 Call me Joe, Dorothea. 121 00:06:03.906 --> 00:06:05.949 Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams. 122 00:06:06.033 --> 00:06:08.493 It's a pleasure. Wow. This is amazing. 123 00:06:10.162 --> 00:06:12.122 CURLEY: Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son. 124 00:06:13.290 --> 00:06:17.127 So, we're down to middle school band teachers now. 125 00:06:19.213 --> 00:06:22.925 Get on up here, Teach, we ain't got all day. 126 00:06:28.096 --> 00:06:29.097 (BAND PLAYS COOL JAZZ MUSIC) 127 00:06:29.181 --> 00:06:30.766 -What... What are we playin'? -(HITS NOTE ON PIANO) 128 00:06:30.849 --> 00:06:32.726 (BAND CONTINUES PLAYING) 129 00:06:35.854 --> 00:06:38.857 (PLAYS CORRESPONDING NOTES HALTINGLY) 130 00:06:43.779 --> 00:06:46.156 (PLAYING CORRESPONDING CHORDS) 131 00:06:56.667 --> 00:06:58.418 (PLAYING IMPROVISED NOTES) 132 00:07:07.302 --> 00:07:09.513 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 133 00:07:30.284 --> 00:07:32.786 (CONTINUES PLAYING IMPROVISED TRILLING NOTES) 134 00:08:12.201 --> 00:08:13.368 (MUSIC ENDS) 135 00:08:18.457 --> 00:08:19.666 Uh, sorry. 136 00:08:19.750 --> 00:08:22.211 I zoned out a little back there. (CHUCKLES) 137 00:08:24.046 --> 00:08:26.131 Joe Gardner, where have you been? 138 00:08:26.465 --> 00:08:29.092 I've been, uh, teaching, middle school band. 139 00:08:29.176 --> 00:08:30.427 Uh, but on the weekends, I... 140 00:08:30.511 --> 00:08:32.012 -You got a suit? -Uh... 141 00:08:32.095 --> 00:08:34.473 Get a suit, Teach. A good suit. 142 00:08:34.556 --> 00:08:36.558 Back here tonight. First show's at 9:00. 143 00:08:36.642 --> 00:08:37.893 Soundcheck's at 7:00. 144 00:08:37.976 --> 00:08:39.478 We'll see how you do. 145 00:08:43.023 --> 00:08:44.816 Yes! Whoo-hoo! 146 00:08:45.234 --> 00:08:48.070 You see that, Dad? That's what I'm talking about! 147 00:08:48.153 --> 00:08:49.154 Hey, look up, look up. 148 00:08:49.238 --> 00:08:51.490 You know what that's gonna say? Joe Gardner! 149 00:08:51.573 --> 00:08:52.908 (JOE LAUGHS) 150 00:08:52.991 --> 00:08:54.493 You're never gonna believe what just happened. 151 00:08:54.576 --> 00:08:56.912 I did it. I got the gig. Yes! 152 00:08:56.995 --> 00:08:57.996 I... I know. 153 00:08:58.080 --> 00:08:59.957 Dorothea Williams! Can you believe it? 154 00:09:00.040 --> 00:09:01.625 Hey, pal, you're gonna get hurt! 155 00:09:01.959 --> 00:09:04.378 Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay? 156 00:09:05.087 --> 00:09:07.130 Forget class. I'm in a different class. 157 00:09:07.214 --> 00:09:09.132 I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy. 158 00:09:09.383 --> 00:09:10.384 You know what I'm saying? I'm... 159 00:09:10.467 --> 00:09:11.844 -(BARKS) -Whoa! Sorry! 160 00:09:11.927 --> 00:09:13.345 -(HORN BLARES) -(GASPS) 161 00:09:14.096 --> 00:09:15.389 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 162 00:09:15.472 --> 00:09:16.515 (SCREAMS) 163 00:09:19.101 --> 00:09:20.269 (GRUNTS) 164 00:09:21.520 --> 00:09:23.605 (SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS) 165 00:09:29.778 --> 00:09:30.904 What the... 166 00:09:39.079 --> 00:09:40.163 (ECHOING) Hello? 167 00:09:42.374 --> 00:09:43.417 Hello? 168 00:09:48.964 --> 00:09:50.966 (SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 169 00:09:55.554 --> 00:09:56.555 What the... 170 00:09:59.474 --> 00:10:00.559 (WHIMPERS) 171 00:10:01.310 --> 00:10:03.478 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello! 172 00:10:04.605 --> 00:10:06.440 (SIGHS) Hello. 173 00:10:06.523 --> 00:10:08.317 Oh, what's your name, honey? 174 00:10:08.400 --> 00:10:09.902 Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner. 175 00:10:09.985 --> 00:10:12.237 Look, I'm not supposed to be here. 176 00:10:12.321 --> 00:10:15.324 Ah. Must have been sudden for you. 177 00:10:15.407 --> 00:10:18.535 You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old. 178 00:10:18.619 --> 00:10:21.455 Been waiting a long time for this. 179 00:10:21.538 --> 00:10:24.583 -For what? -The Great Beyond. 180 00:10:27.169 --> 00:10:28.545 JOE: The Great Beyond? 181 00:10:28.629 --> 00:10:31.590 -As in, as in beyond life? -Yeah. 182 00:10:31.673 --> 00:10:33.175 -That's death right there? -(SPEAKING INUKTITUT) 183 00:10:33.258 --> 00:10:35.552 This beats my dream about the walrus. 184 00:10:35.636 --> 00:10:36.970 (IN ENGLISH) Exciting, isn't it? 185 00:10:37.054 --> 00:10:38.305 No, no, no, listen. 186 00:10:38.388 --> 00:10:39.973 I have a gig tonight. I can't die now. 187 00:10:40.057 --> 00:10:41.642 MALE SOUL: (CHUCKLES) Well, I really don't think 188 00:10:41.725 --> 00:10:43.101 you have a lot to say about this. 189 00:10:43.185 --> 00:10:44.728 Yes. Yes, I do. 190 00:10:44.811 --> 00:10:47.940 I'm not dying the very day I got my shot. I'm due. 191 00:10:48.023 --> 00:10:49.399 Heck, I'm overdue. 192 00:10:49.483 --> 00:10:51.068 Uh-uh, uh-uh. I'm outta here. 193 00:10:51.151 --> 00:10:54.112 I don't think you're supposed to go that way. 194 00:10:54.196 --> 00:10:55.781 This can't happen. I'm not dyin' today. 195 00:10:55.864 --> 00:10:57.908 Not when my life just started. 196 00:11:05.707 --> 00:11:06.708 (CRACKLES) 197 00:11:06.792 --> 00:11:07.793 What was that? 198 00:11:07.876 --> 00:11:10.462 Wait. I'm not finished. I gotta get back. 199 00:11:10.546 --> 00:11:11.755 I don't wanna die! 200 00:11:11.839 --> 00:11:14.049 I'm not done. I'm not done. Run! 201 00:11:14.132 --> 00:11:15.968 -Why aren't you running? -I don't know. 202 00:11:16.051 --> 00:11:17.761 -What's wrong with you people? -MALE SOUL: I don't know. 203 00:11:17.845 --> 00:11:19.388 (JOE PANTING) 204 00:11:19.471 --> 00:11:20.472 (FEMALE SOUL SPEAKING KOREAN) 205 00:11:20.556 --> 00:11:22.307 Where are my pants? 206 00:11:22.391 --> 00:11:24.434 JOE: (IN ENGLISH) I'm not done. (GRUNTING) 207 00:11:24.518 --> 00:11:25.519 Ahh! 208 00:11:25.853 --> 00:11:27.688 (CRACKLING CONTINUES) 209 00:11:30.691 --> 00:11:33.402 (GASPS) Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 210 00:11:33.485 --> 00:11:35.153 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 211 00:11:35.237 --> 00:11:36.864 (PANTING) 212 00:11:36.947 --> 00:11:39.950 Help! I'm not done. I gotta get back. 213 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:44.746 Oh, my... Oh, my goodness. 214 00:11:44.830 --> 00:11:46.832 (SCREAMING) 215 00:11:51.211 --> 00:11:53.463 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 216 00:12:38.383 --> 00:12:40.552 (MUFFLED CHATTERING) 217 00:12:57.236 --> 00:12:59.071 -(LAUGHTER) -(JOE GASPS) 218 00:13:01.907 --> 00:13:03.700 -(JOE GASPS) -(NEW SOUL GIGGLES) 219 00:13:04.701 --> 00:13:06.453 (NEW SOULS GIGGLING) 220 00:13:07.079 --> 00:13:08.080 What? 221 00:13:08.455 --> 00:13:09.456 -(CRUNCHES) -Ow! 222 00:13:12.960 --> 00:13:14.711 Now, now, everyone, 223 00:13:14.795 --> 00:13:16.421 let's give the mentor some room. 224 00:13:16.505 --> 00:13:19.216 Sorry, new souls. 37, that's enough. 225 00:13:19.299 --> 00:13:23.303 Hey, everyone, look here. (SING-SONG) Quiet coyote. 226 00:13:23.387 --> 00:13:25.556 Shh. Quiet coyote. 227 00:13:26.390 --> 00:13:27.474 Who... Who are you? 228 00:13:27.558 --> 00:13:28.851 I am the coming together 229 00:13:28.934 --> 00:13:31.395 of all quantized fields of the universe. 230 00:13:32.020 --> 00:13:34.815 Appearing in a form your feeble human brain can comprehend. 231 00:13:34.898 --> 00:13:36.525 -What? -You can call me Jerry. 232 00:13:36.608 --> 00:13:38.318 Jerry, okay. 233 00:13:38.402 --> 00:13:40.737 Uh, hey, is this heaven? 234 00:13:40.821 --> 00:13:42.614 (LAUGHS) No. 235 00:13:43.323 --> 00:13:46.326 Is it H-E-double hockey sticks? 236 00:13:46.410 --> 00:13:49.872 NEW SOUL: Hell. NEW SOULS: Hell, hell, hell. 237 00:13:49.955 --> 00:13:51.999 -Shh. Quiet coyote. -NEW SOUL: Hell. 238 00:13:52.082 --> 00:13:53.876 It's easy to get turned around. 239 00:13:53.959 --> 00:13:56.253 This isn't the Great Beyond. It's the Great Before. 240 00:13:57.045 --> 00:13:58.505 The Great Before? 241 00:13:58.589 --> 00:14:02.009 Oh. We call it the You Seminar now. Rebranding. 242 00:14:02.092 --> 00:14:04.720 (NEW SOULS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 243 00:14:04.803 --> 00:14:05.804 NEW SOUL 1: Hell. 244 00:14:05.888 --> 00:14:06.889 NEW SOUL 2: No, no. You're here! 245 00:14:07.931 --> 00:14:09.850 (ALL GIGGLING) 246 00:14:13.437 --> 00:14:14.980 Does this mean I'm dead? 247 00:14:15.063 --> 00:14:16.106 Not yet. 248 00:14:16.190 --> 00:14:18.150 Your body's in a holding pattern. 249 00:14:18.233 --> 00:14:19.318 It's complicated. 250 00:14:19.401 --> 00:14:20.819 I'll get you back to your group. 251 00:14:22.863 --> 00:14:24.156 (GASPS) 252 00:14:24.239 --> 00:14:26.033 (JOE WHIMPERS) 253 00:14:27.451 --> 00:14:30.454 Come on, little souls, get on up here. 254 00:14:33.582 --> 00:14:35.626 Welcome to the You Seminar. 255 00:14:37.669 --> 00:14:39.671 You are in for a treat. 256 00:14:44.176 --> 00:14:46.011 (CLICKING) 257 00:14:51.808 --> 00:14:53.936 -Mm, that's weird. -What is it? 258 00:14:54.019 --> 00:14:55.938 -The count's off. -Excuse me? 259 00:14:56.021 --> 00:15:00.400 There's a soul missing. The count's off. 260 00:15:01.693 --> 00:15:02.819 Huh. 261 00:15:03.904 --> 00:15:07.074 Okay, first stop is the Excitable Pavilion. 262 00:15:07.157 --> 00:15:08.825 You four. In you go. 263 00:15:13.580 --> 00:15:15.707 (WHIRRING) 264 00:15:15.791 --> 00:15:17.668 (ALL LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 265 00:15:17.751 --> 00:15:21.505 You five, you'll be aloof. And you two, why not? 266 00:15:25.843 --> 00:15:26.969 Oh, wait a minute. 267 00:15:27.052 --> 00:15:28.804 This is where personalities come from? 268 00:15:28.887 --> 00:15:31.598 Of course. Do you think people are just born with them? 269 00:15:31.682 --> 00:15:33.517 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 270 00:15:36.728 --> 00:15:38.605 So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then? 271 00:15:38.689 --> 00:15:40.691 Well, they use the Earth portal. 272 00:15:46.238 --> 00:15:49.116 Once they get a complete personality, of course. 273 00:15:49.199 --> 00:15:51.451 Hello? Hello? 274 00:15:54.371 --> 00:15:56.373 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 275 00:16:02.462 --> 00:16:03.714 NEW SOUL: Goodbye. 276 00:16:09.428 --> 00:16:11.013 NEW SOUL 2: Whee! 277 00:16:12.681 --> 00:16:13.807 Whoo-hoo! 278 00:16:15.225 --> 00:16:16.476 (JOE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) 279 00:16:16.560 --> 00:16:18.020 -(WHOOSHING) -(YELPS) Wait, wait, wait. 280 00:16:29.948 --> 00:16:31.575 (EXCITED CHATTER) 281 00:16:37.706 --> 00:16:40.334 (NEW SOULS WHOOPING) 282 00:16:40.417 --> 00:16:42.127 -(JOE SIGHS) -(COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES) 283 00:16:42.211 --> 00:16:44.046 You sure get lost a lot. 284 00:16:44.129 --> 00:16:46.298 COUNSELOR JERRY D: All righty, mentors. 285 00:16:46.381 --> 00:16:47.841 -Just find your name here... -Hello, Jerry... 286 00:16:47.925 --> 00:16:48.926 COUNSELOR JERRY D: ...and join us inside. 287 00:16:49.009 --> 00:16:50.010 ...got a lost mentor for you. 288 00:16:50.093 --> 00:16:51.220 Thanks, Jerry. 289 00:16:51.303 --> 00:16:53.931 Uh, look, I'm not sure I'm supposed to be here. 290 00:16:54.014 --> 00:16:55.182 I understand. 291 00:16:55.265 --> 00:16:56.683 Mentoring isn't for everyone. 292 00:16:56.767 --> 00:16:58.060 You're more than welcome to opt out. 293 00:16:58.143 --> 00:17:00.479 (GASPS) Actually, on second thought, 294 00:17:00.562 --> 00:17:03.815 you know, the mentoring sounds like fun. 295 00:17:03.899 --> 00:17:06.193 I'm glad to hear it. Jerry will take it from here. 296 00:17:06.276 --> 00:17:08.987 Thanks, Jerry. Head right on over there to Jerry. 297 00:17:09.071 --> 00:17:10.072 Thank you, Jerry. 298 00:17:10.155 --> 00:17:11.365 JOE: Is everyone here named Jerry? 299 00:17:11.448 --> 00:17:12.449 Good luck! 300 00:17:12.533 --> 00:17:14.368 Jerry, we've got a problem. 301 00:17:14.451 --> 00:17:15.911 Oh, hello, there, Terry. 302 00:17:15.994 --> 00:17:17.538 The count's off. 303 00:17:17.621 --> 00:17:19.456 (CHUCKLES) I seriously doubt that. 304 00:17:19.540 --> 00:17:21.291 The count hasn't been off in centuries. 305 00:17:21.375 --> 00:17:24.878 151,000 souls go into the Great Beyond every day. 306 00:17:24.962 --> 00:17:27.881 That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry. 307 00:17:27.965 --> 00:17:30.259 1.75 souls per second. 308 00:17:30.843 --> 00:17:32.386 And I count every single one of 'em. 309 00:17:32.469 --> 00:17:33.554 Yep. I'm aware. 310 00:17:33.637 --> 00:17:36.390 It's my job to keep track of this stuff, Jerry. 311 00:17:36.473 --> 00:17:37.766 I'm the accountant. 312 00:17:37.850 --> 00:17:39.893 And we all think you're doing a wonderful job, 313 00:17:39.977 --> 00:17:41.395 -don't we, everyone? -Absolutely. 314 00:17:41.478 --> 00:17:42.479 Looks good from where this guy's standing. 315 00:17:42.563 --> 00:17:43.647 COUNSELOR JERRY E: I'd say no. 316 00:17:43.730 --> 00:17:46.400 I'm always counting. I'm counting right now. 317 00:17:46.483 --> 00:17:49.361 You blinked five times since I started talking. Six. 318 00:17:49.444 --> 00:17:51.446 Right. Since accounting is your job, 319 00:17:51.530 --> 00:17:53.615 why don't you figure out the problem? 320 00:17:53.699 --> 00:17:55.534 -Maybe I will. -Wonderful. 321 00:17:56.034 --> 00:17:57.160 (SNAPS FINGERS) 322 00:17:59.246 --> 00:18:00.831 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 323 00:18:02.457 --> 00:18:03.542 Hello again, Terry. 324 00:18:03.625 --> 00:18:04.835 Don't play dumb with me. 325 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:09.089 Okay, here we go. 326 00:18:09.173 --> 00:18:10.299 (KNUCKLES CRACK) 327 00:18:11.550 --> 00:18:12.759 "A." 328 00:18:24.354 --> 00:18:26.356 (UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 329 00:18:27.357 --> 00:18:29.902 Hello, there, mentors. 330 00:18:29.985 --> 00:18:32.946 I'm Jerry, a counselor here at the You Seminar. 331 00:18:33.030 --> 00:18:36.366 Now you don't remember it, but you've been here before. 332 00:18:36.450 --> 00:18:39.369 But don't worry, forgetting the trauma of childbirth 333 00:18:39.453 --> 00:18:41.747 is one of the great gifts of the universe. 334 00:18:42.331 --> 00:18:43.790 Here at the You Seminar, 335 00:18:43.874 --> 00:18:48.003 all new souls are given unique and individual personalities. 336 00:18:48.086 --> 00:18:51.590 I'm an agreeable skeptic who's cautious yet flamboyant. 337 00:18:51.673 --> 00:18:55.677 I'm an irritable wallflower who's dangerously curious. 338 00:18:55.761 --> 00:19:00.516 I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic. 339 00:19:00.599 --> 00:19:02.935 Oh-ho, this one might be a handful. 340 00:19:03.018 --> 00:19:04.520 But that's Earth's problem. 341 00:19:04.603 --> 00:19:08.065 You'll notice these souls are all missing something. 342 00:19:08.148 --> 00:19:10.150 What goes in this spot? 343 00:19:10.234 --> 00:19:12.653 Well, these souls need their "spark." 344 00:19:13.028 --> 00:19:15.072 And that's where you come in. 345 00:19:15.155 --> 00:19:17.241 Maybe you will find their spark 346 00:19:17.324 --> 00:19:19.117 in the Hall of Everything, 347 00:19:19.201 --> 00:19:23.455 where literally anything on Earth could inspire. 348 00:19:23.539 --> 00:19:26.667 Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You, 349 00:19:26.750 --> 00:19:31.630 featuring a selection of moments from your own inspiring life. 350 00:19:31.713 --> 00:19:33.215 And just what is this spark? 351 00:19:34.049 --> 00:19:35.551 (PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE) 352 00:19:39.012 --> 00:19:40.013 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 353 00:19:40.097 --> 00:19:41.098 (CHUCKLES) 354 00:19:42.266 --> 00:19:44.226 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 355 00:19:44.768 --> 00:19:47.271 I know you're all excited to get to work, 356 00:19:47.354 --> 00:19:49.815 so good luck finding the spark. 357 00:19:49.898 --> 00:19:52.109 -(APPLAUSE) -Find the spark. 358 00:19:52.192 --> 00:19:54.528 Wow, that was informative. 359 00:19:54.611 --> 00:19:57.823 Now, it's time for my favorite part of the program, 360 00:19:57.906 --> 00:20:01.410 matching you mentors with your soul mates. 361 00:20:01.493 --> 00:20:04.329 Our first mentor is Maria Martinez. 362 00:20:04.413 --> 00:20:06.748 -(APPLAUSE) -Maria, come on down. 363 00:20:06.832 --> 00:20:08.876 Maria was a rare disease specialist 364 00:20:08.959 --> 00:20:11.336 from the University of Mexico. 365 00:20:11.420 --> 00:20:14.047 I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS) 366 00:20:14.131 --> 00:20:16.091 She'll be matched with one of my favorites, 367 00:20:16.175 --> 00:20:20.929 soul number 108,210,121,415. 368 00:20:21.013 --> 00:20:23.974 -(APPLAUSE) -Congratulations! Off you go. 369 00:20:24.057 --> 00:20:27.227 Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson. 370 00:20:27.311 --> 00:20:28.854 (APPLAUSE) 371 00:20:30.314 --> 00:20:33.192 Dr. Börgensson is a world-renowned child psychologist 372 00:20:33.275 --> 00:20:35.944 who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize. 373 00:20:36.028 --> 00:20:39.531 I see pain, death, destruction. 374 00:20:39.615 --> 00:20:41.950 -How about now? -A pretty butterfly. 375 00:20:42.034 --> 00:20:43.035 (ALL GASP) 376 00:20:43.118 --> 00:20:47.206 Dr. Börgensson will be matched with soul number 22. 377 00:20:48.665 --> 00:20:51.084 Oh, we're gonna get into this now. Excuse me. 378 00:20:52.669 --> 00:20:55.088 22, you come out of this dimension right now. 379 00:20:55.172 --> 00:20:56.548 22: (GRUNTS) How many times do I have to tell you? 380 00:20:56.632 --> 00:20:57.758 -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) -I don't wanna go to Earth. 381 00:20:57.841 --> 00:20:59.384 -Stop fighting this, 22. -22: I don't wanna. 382 00:20:59.468 --> 00:21:00.511 COUNSELOR JERRY B: You will go to Earth 383 00:21:00.594 --> 00:21:01.595 -and have a life. -22: Make me! 384 00:21:02.054 --> 00:21:04.681 22 has been at the You Seminar for quite some time 385 00:21:04.765 --> 00:21:07.226 and has had such notable mentors as Gandhi, 386 00:21:07.309 --> 00:21:09.311 Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa. 387 00:21:09.394 --> 00:21:11.104 (LAUGHS) I made her cry. 388 00:21:11.188 --> 00:21:12.356 COUNSELOR JERRY B: Ignore that. 389 00:21:12.439 --> 00:21:13.440 22: Put me down. 390 00:21:13.524 --> 00:21:15.359 We're truly glad to have you here, Dr. Börgensson. 391 00:21:15.442 --> 00:21:17.236 -(GRUNTS) -(22 WHIMPERS) 392 00:21:18.070 --> 00:21:21.031 It is an honor having you prepare 22 for Earth. 393 00:21:21.532 --> 00:21:23.408 I'm gonna make you wish you never died. 394 00:21:23.492 --> 00:21:25.619 Most people wish that, 22. 395 00:21:25.702 --> 00:21:28.580 -(22 CHUCKLES) -Off you go. Bye! 396 00:21:29.581 --> 00:21:30.832 (JOE GRUNTS) 397 00:21:30.916 --> 00:21:32.918 (MUSIC PLAYING) 398 00:21:33.001 --> 00:21:34.878 Where are we? 399 00:21:35.462 --> 00:21:36.547 BJORN: That's great progress. 400 00:21:36.630 --> 00:21:39.341 You should be very proud. Step by step. 401 00:21:39.424 --> 00:21:41.593 In celebration of Dr. Börgensson's body of work, 402 00:21:41.677 --> 00:21:43.595 we are pleased to present him this honorary... 403 00:21:43.679 --> 00:21:45.264 BJORN: These past few weeks, I have seen such growth. 404 00:21:45.347 --> 00:21:46.723 So many people I'd like to thank, of course. 405 00:21:46.807 --> 00:21:48.809 Okay, look, I'm sure your life was amazing 406 00:21:48.892 --> 00:21:50.269 and you did amazing things, 407 00:21:50.352 --> 00:21:51.395 but here's what we're gonna do. 408 00:21:51.478 --> 00:21:53.105 We're gonna stand here in silence for a little bit, 409 00:21:53.188 --> 00:21:54.731 then we go back out, you say you tried, 410 00:21:54.815 --> 00:21:57.359 I go back to not living my non-life and you go to the Great Beyond. 411 00:21:57.442 --> 00:21:58.986 -No, look. -Talk all you want, Bjorn. 412 00:21:59.069 --> 00:22:00.487 It's not gonna work, anyway. 413 00:22:00.571 --> 00:22:02.906 I've had thousands of mentors who failed and now hate me. 414 00:22:02.990 --> 00:22:04.074 Mother Teresa... 415 00:22:04.157 --> 00:22:07.160 I have compassion for every soul. 416 00:22:07.244 --> 00:22:08.829 Except you. I don't like you. 417 00:22:08.912 --> 00:22:09.913 Copernicus... 418 00:22:09.997 --> 00:22:12.457 The world doesn't revolve around you, 22. 419 00:22:12.541 --> 00:22:13.542 Muhammad Ali... 420 00:22:13.625 --> 00:22:16.128 You are the greatest pain in the butt. 421 00:22:16.211 --> 00:22:17.296 Marie Antoinette... 422 00:22:17.379 --> 00:22:19.298 Nobody can help you! Nobody! 423 00:22:19.381 --> 00:22:20.674 Thanks, but no thanks, Doc. 424 00:22:20.757 --> 00:22:22.509 I already know everything about Earth, 425 00:22:22.593 --> 00:22:23.635 and it's not worth the trouble. 426 00:22:23.719 --> 00:22:25.762 Come on, don't you want to fill out your pass? 427 00:22:25.846 --> 00:22:27.931 (SIGHS) You know, I'm comfortable up here. 428 00:22:28.015 --> 00:22:29.099 I have my routine. 429 00:22:29.183 --> 00:22:31.059 I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles, 430 00:22:31.143 --> 00:22:32.311 and then, like, once a week, 431 00:22:32.394 --> 00:22:34.188 they make me come to one of these You Seminars. 432 00:22:34.271 --> 00:22:35.689 It's not great, but I know what to expect. 433 00:22:35.772 --> 00:22:38.192 Look, kid, I'm not... Can I just be honest with you? 434 00:22:38.275 --> 00:22:40.360 I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein 435 00:22:40.444 --> 00:22:42.070 or whatever his name is. I'm not even a mentor. 436 00:22:42.154 --> 00:22:43.572 Not a mentor? 437 00:22:44.615 --> 00:22:46.825 Ah... (LAUGHING) 438 00:22:46.909 --> 00:22:48.619 Reverse psychology. 439 00:22:48.702 --> 00:22:51.371 You really are a good shrink, Doctor. 440 00:22:51.455 --> 00:22:52.706 Carl Jung already tried that. 441 00:22:52.789 --> 00:22:55.584 Stop talking! My unconscious mind hates you! 442 00:22:55.667 --> 00:22:57.377 (GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY) Is there any way 443 00:22:57.461 --> 00:22:59.046 to show a different life in this place? 444 00:23:07.971 --> 00:23:09.890 (MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 445 00:23:09.973 --> 00:23:13.977 Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson? 446 00:23:15.229 --> 00:23:16.563 It's my life. 447 00:23:16.647 --> 00:23:18.982 Um, excuse me, what's going on here? 448 00:23:19.066 --> 00:23:21.318 Binaca breath spray? Cheap cologne? 449 00:23:22.986 --> 00:23:25.030 Man, who curated this exhibit? 450 00:23:25.113 --> 00:23:26.532 (CHUCKLES) You did. 451 00:23:27.366 --> 00:23:29.034 (RAPPING ON TV) ♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problems 452 00:23:29.117 --> 00:23:31.703 JOE: Oh, my goodness. It's Cedric's rap group. No! 453 00:23:31.787 --> 00:23:33.830 ♪ Now everybody bow down To the Kings of Queens ♪ 454 00:23:33.914 --> 00:23:36.583 No, don't look at that stuff. Let's look over here. 455 00:23:37.459 --> 00:23:39.169 YOUNG JOE: Dad, I don't wanna go. 456 00:23:39.253 --> 00:23:40.462 I don't like jazz. 457 00:23:40.546 --> 00:23:42.506 Black improvisational music. 458 00:23:42.589 --> 00:23:44.842 It's one of our great contributions to American culture. 459 00:23:44.925 --> 00:23:46.844 At least give it a chance, Joey. 460 00:23:46.927 --> 00:23:48.929 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 461 00:23:50.264 --> 00:23:51.557 This is where it all started. 462 00:23:51.640 --> 00:23:54.643 This is the moment where I fell in love with jazz. 463 00:23:56.228 --> 00:23:57.271 Listen to that. 464 00:23:57.354 --> 00:23:59.857 See, the tune is just an excuse to bring out the you. 465 00:23:59.940 --> 00:24:02.943 And that's why I became a jazz musician. 466 00:24:04.862 --> 00:24:06.530 WOMAN: It's not what we're looking for. 467 00:24:06.613 --> 00:24:09.408 Wait a minute, that's not how I remember it going down. 468 00:24:09.491 --> 00:24:11.743 Come back when you have something. 469 00:24:11.827 --> 00:24:14.121 -Sorry, Joe. -Sorry, Joe. 470 00:24:14.204 --> 00:24:15.664 MAN: We're looking for something different. 471 00:24:15.747 --> 00:24:17.583 Two, three, four. 472 00:24:17.666 --> 00:24:19.668 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 473 00:24:26.300 --> 00:24:27.926 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 474 00:24:37.728 --> 00:24:40.230 My life was meaningless. 475 00:24:40.314 --> 00:24:42.316 (EKG BEEPING) 476 00:24:48.989 --> 00:24:50.532 No, no, no. 477 00:24:50.616 --> 00:24:51.867 No, I will not accept this. 478 00:24:51.950 --> 00:24:54.995 Kid, give me that badge. I'm goin' back to my body. 479 00:24:55.621 --> 00:24:57.623 Oh, yeah, sure. Here. 480 00:25:06.757 --> 00:25:09.676 Unless it becomes an Earth Pass, I'm stuck with it. 481 00:25:09.760 --> 00:25:11.053 (JOE SIGHS) 482 00:25:11.553 --> 00:25:14.348 Well, what if I help you turn it into an Earth Pass? 483 00:25:14.431 --> 00:25:15.432 Will you give it to me then? 484 00:25:17.351 --> 00:25:18.519 Wait... 485 00:25:18.602 --> 00:25:22.523 I've never thought of that. I'd get to skip life. 486 00:25:22.606 --> 00:25:24.066 So, yes! 487 00:25:24.650 --> 00:25:26.485 But we gotta get this thing to change first, 488 00:25:26.568 --> 00:25:28.445 and I've never been able to get it to change. 489 00:25:28.737 --> 00:25:30.739 Come on. I know all about sparks. 490 00:25:30.822 --> 00:25:32.616 Because mine is piano. 491 00:25:32.699 --> 00:25:34.826 (PLAYING TRILLING NOTES) 492 00:25:43.710 --> 00:25:46.755 -Really? Nothin' at all? -22: Eh. 493 00:25:46.839 --> 00:25:51.134 Oh, no, not jazz, just music. I don't like music sounds. 494 00:25:51.510 --> 00:25:53.095 It feels like a little too much. 495 00:25:53.762 --> 00:25:54.930 (SIGHS) 496 00:25:55.013 --> 00:25:56.598 Well, I'm not going out like this. 497 00:25:56.682 --> 00:25:59.351 Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything? 498 00:25:59.726 --> 00:26:00.978 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 499 00:26:02.104 --> 00:26:03.689 JOE: (CHUCKLES) I'll be right back. 500 00:26:03.772 --> 00:26:04.982 22: Don't get ahead of yourself, pal. 501 00:26:05.065 --> 00:26:07.234 By the way, why do you sound like a middle-aged white lady? 502 00:26:07.317 --> 00:26:08.318 I don't. 503 00:26:08.402 --> 00:26:09.528 -This is all an illusion. -Huh? 504 00:26:09.611 --> 00:26:11.071 This whole place is a hypothetical. 505 00:26:11.154 --> 00:26:13.323 (IN MALE VOICE) I could sound like this if I wanted to. 506 00:26:13.407 --> 00:26:14.825 (IN KID'S VOICE) Or sound like this instead. 507 00:26:14.908 --> 00:26:16.159 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I could even sound like you. 508 00:26:16.243 --> 00:26:17.452 (IN JOE'S VOICE) Life is so unfair. 509 00:26:17.536 --> 00:26:20.873 I don't wanna die. Somebody call the wambulance. Wah! 510 00:26:21.623 --> 00:26:23.792 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I just use this voice because it annoys people. 511 00:26:23.876 --> 00:26:25.043 It's very effective. 512 00:26:25.586 --> 00:26:28.046 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING AND CHEERING) 513 00:26:29.464 --> 00:26:31.466 -(JOE GASPS) -Don't worry, they're fine. 514 00:26:31.550 --> 00:26:33.010 (ALL GIGGLING) 515 00:26:33.093 --> 00:26:34.595 You can't crush a soul here. 516 00:26:34.678 --> 00:26:36.346 That's what life on Earth is for. 517 00:26:36.430 --> 00:26:37.723 JOE: (SCOFFS) Very witty. 518 00:26:40.475 --> 00:26:41.977 Okay. Here we are. 519 00:26:42.060 --> 00:26:44.479 This is the Hall of Everything. 520 00:26:44.563 --> 00:26:45.772 JOE: Whoa! 521 00:26:49.443 --> 00:26:50.611 (CAMERA CLICKS) 522 00:26:55.282 --> 00:26:56.283 Yes! 523 00:27:02.289 --> 00:27:03.624 -Whoa. -Congratulations! 524 00:27:03.707 --> 00:27:04.708 So, where do you want to start? 525 00:27:04.791 --> 00:27:05.834 Come on. 526 00:27:07.211 --> 00:27:10.130 Croissants, cakes. Baking could be your spark. 527 00:27:10.214 --> 00:27:12.549 Yeah! But, um, I don't get it. 528 00:27:12.633 --> 00:27:14.593 -Just smell it. -Can't, and neither can you. 529 00:27:14.676 --> 00:27:15.719 What? 530 00:27:15.802 --> 00:27:17.721 You're right. I can't smell. 531 00:27:17.804 --> 00:27:19.932 We can't... We can't taste, either? 532 00:27:20.015 --> 00:27:21.725 All that stuff is in your body. 533 00:27:22.601 --> 00:27:26.063 -No smell, no taste. -Or touch. See? 534 00:27:29.775 --> 00:27:32.027 Okay, I get it. Moving on. 535 00:27:32.736 --> 00:27:33.904 Isn't this exciting? 536 00:27:33.987 --> 00:27:35.822 The fire is so pretty. 537 00:27:35.906 --> 00:27:37.324 I kinda wanna let it spread. 538 00:27:37.407 --> 00:27:38.408 Nope. 539 00:27:39.326 --> 00:27:40.536 Hands are hard. 540 00:27:40.619 --> 00:27:42.204 How about a librarian? They're cool. 541 00:27:42.287 --> 00:27:43.497 Yes, amazing. 542 00:27:43.580 --> 00:27:45.040 Who wouldn't like working at a thankless job 543 00:27:45.123 --> 00:27:47.543 you're always in danger of losing due to budget cuts? 544 00:27:47.626 --> 00:27:49.503 Though I do like the idea of randomly shushing people. 545 00:27:49.586 --> 00:27:50.712 -Look, obviously this... -Shh! 546 00:27:50.796 --> 00:27:51.964 Oh, yeah, that's good. 547 00:27:52.714 --> 00:27:53.715 Meh. 548 00:27:54.716 --> 00:27:55.717 Meh. 549 00:27:56.426 --> 00:27:57.427 Meh. 550 00:28:00.138 --> 00:28:02.224 -Meh. -(JOE SIGHING) 551 00:28:04.351 --> 00:28:06.770 JOE: Well, I think that's everything. 552 00:28:06.854 --> 00:28:08.814 -22: Sorry. -You told me you'd try. 553 00:28:08.897 --> 00:28:10.983 I did. I'm telling the truth. 554 00:28:11.066 --> 00:28:12.860 If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar. 555 00:28:12.943 --> 00:28:14.444 Unlike Abraham Lincoln. 556 00:28:14.528 --> 00:28:16.613 You're really okay being on a penny? 557 00:28:16.697 --> 00:28:18.407 Well, of course. It's an honor. 558 00:28:18.490 --> 00:28:20.868 Okay, but they put Andrew Jackson on the 20. 559 00:28:20.951 --> 00:28:22.035 Jackson! 560 00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:24.079 What can I say, Joe? Earth is boring. 561 00:28:24.162 --> 00:28:25.247 Well, what else can we do, then? 562 00:28:25.330 --> 00:28:26.415 Because we're running out of time. 563 00:28:26.498 --> 00:28:28.292 Yeah, you know, time's not really a thing here. 564 00:28:28.375 --> 00:28:29.960 -(ELECTRONIC CHIMES) -COUNSELOR JERRY B: Time's up! 565 00:28:30.043 --> 00:28:32.171 Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad. 566 00:28:32.254 --> 00:28:33.839 22 here can be a bit of a challenge. 567 00:28:33.922 --> 00:28:35.632 Even though I can't feel it, please don't touch me. 568 00:28:35.716 --> 00:28:37.384 So, let's get you to the Great Beyond. 569 00:28:38.635 --> 00:28:39.678 (JOE GASPS) 570 00:28:39.761 --> 00:28:43.182 Um, wait. We forgot to try breakdancer. 571 00:28:43.265 --> 00:28:45.142 Yeah! I think that's gonna be my thing. 572 00:28:45.225 --> 00:28:47.352 Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills. 573 00:28:47.436 --> 00:28:49.188 Settling my disputes with dance. 574 00:28:49.271 --> 00:28:51.607 Can we have one more minute to go back and try breakdancer? 575 00:28:51.690 --> 00:28:52.858 Please, Jerry? 576 00:28:52.941 --> 00:28:53.984 You look really good today, Jerry. 577 00:28:54.067 --> 00:28:57.446 Oh, okay. I've never seen 22 this enthused. 578 00:28:57.946 --> 00:28:59.823 Good for you, Dr. Börgensson. 579 00:29:02.034 --> 00:29:03.035 22: Run. 580 00:29:05.162 --> 00:29:06.330 In here. 581 00:29:15.797 --> 00:29:16.798 22: Here it is. 582 00:29:17.549 --> 00:29:18.800 Where does it lead? 583 00:29:18.884 --> 00:29:20.010 Hey, you ask too many questions. 584 00:29:20.093 --> 00:29:21.303 How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay? 585 00:29:21.386 --> 00:29:23.514 -And we're going there why? -'Cause I know a guy there. 586 00:29:23.597 --> 00:29:24.973 A guy who can help. A guy like you. 587 00:29:25.057 --> 00:29:27.684 Like me? As in, alive? 588 00:29:27.768 --> 00:29:30.562 Wait, are you actually helping me? 589 00:29:30.646 --> 00:29:32.689 Joe, I have been here for who knows how long, 590 00:29:32.773 --> 00:29:35.234 and I've never seen anything that's made me want to live. 591 00:29:35.317 --> 00:29:39.196 And then, you come along. Your life is sad and pathetic. 592 00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:41.782 And you're working so hard to get back to it. 593 00:29:41.865 --> 00:29:44.243 Why? I mean, this I gotta see. 594 00:29:44.326 --> 00:29:45.702 Okay, let's go. 595 00:29:49.498 --> 00:29:52.167 (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) 596 00:29:54.545 --> 00:29:55.921 What is this place? 597 00:29:56.004 --> 00:29:58.215 You know how when you humans are really into something 598 00:29:58.298 --> 00:30:00.467 and it feels like you're in another place? 599 00:30:00.551 --> 00:30:02.761 Feels like you're in the zone, right? 600 00:30:02.845 --> 00:30:04.638 -JOE: Yeah. -Well, this is the zone. 601 00:30:04.721 --> 00:30:06.890 It's the space between the physical and spiritual. 602 00:30:06.974 --> 00:30:10.352 Wait a minute. I was here. Today, doing my audition. 603 00:30:10.435 --> 00:30:13.480 This must be where musicians come when they get into a flow. 604 00:30:13.564 --> 00:30:15.899 Not just musicians. Watch this. 605 00:30:15.983 --> 00:30:19.486 O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou... 606 00:30:19.903 --> 00:30:20.904 Line! 607 00:30:21.697 --> 00:30:23.240 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 608 00:30:23.699 --> 00:30:24.700 Oops. 609 00:30:24.783 --> 00:30:25.784 Check this out. 610 00:30:25.868 --> 00:30:28.203 I have been messing with this team for decades. 611 00:30:29.371 --> 00:30:31.874 ANNOUNCER: And the Knicks lose another one. 612 00:30:31.957 --> 00:30:34.376 All right. All right. Where's this guy you know? 613 00:30:34.459 --> 00:30:35.460 I gotta get back to my gig. 614 00:30:35.544 --> 00:30:37.880 -Okay. I mean, he's usually down here. -What the... 615 00:30:37.963 --> 00:30:38.964 CREATURE: (IN DEEP VOICE) Make a trade. 616 00:30:39.047 --> 00:30:41.341 Make a trade. Make a trade. 617 00:30:41.425 --> 00:30:42.467 -What is that? -Shh! 618 00:30:43.468 --> 00:30:45.012 -(JOE YELPS) -Make a trade. Make a trade. 619 00:30:45.095 --> 00:30:46.096 22: Run! 620 00:30:46.180 --> 00:30:47.764 CREATURE: Make a trade, make a trade, make a trade! 621 00:30:48.140 --> 00:30:50.642 (JOE WHIMPERING) 622 00:30:52.394 --> 00:30:54.146 (CREATURE GRUNTING) 623 00:30:55.314 --> 00:30:56.607 (BELL CLANGS) 624 00:30:57.649 --> 00:30:59.735 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 625 00:31:06.575 --> 00:31:09.203 Oh! Ahoy there, fellow astral travelers. 626 00:31:09.286 --> 00:31:11.038 Good to see you again, 22. 627 00:31:11.705 --> 00:31:13.207 Moonwind, how are ya? 628 00:31:13.290 --> 00:31:14.958 On the brink of madness, thanks for asking. 629 00:31:15.042 --> 00:31:16.126 Hey, got a request for you. 630 00:31:16.210 --> 00:31:18.629 Uh, yeah. I'm trying to get back to my body. 631 00:31:18.712 --> 00:31:19.838 Can you help me? 632 00:31:19.922 --> 00:31:21.423 That's what we do. 633 00:31:21.507 --> 00:31:23.425 We are the mystics without borders. 634 00:31:23.509 --> 00:31:26.470 Devoted to helping the lost souls of Earth find their way. 635 00:31:26.553 --> 00:31:28.388 I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service. 636 00:31:28.472 --> 00:31:30.724 That's Windstar Dreamermoon, Dancerstar Windmoon, 637 00:31:30.807 --> 00:31:32.142 and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer. 638 00:31:32.226 --> 00:31:33.435 These weirdos are going to help me get back? 639 00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:34.520 Just wait. 640 00:31:35.020 --> 00:31:37.272 DANCERSTAR: Let's get this lost soul back home. 641 00:31:38.106 --> 00:31:39.900 CREATURE: Make a trade. 642 00:31:39.983 --> 00:31:41.902 Make a trade. Make a trade. 643 00:31:41.985 --> 00:31:42.986 Poor fellow. 644 00:31:43.403 --> 00:31:46.365 MOONWIND: Some people just can't let go of their own anxieties and obsessions, 645 00:31:46.448 --> 00:31:48.575 leaving them lost and disconnected from life. 646 00:31:48.659 --> 00:31:50.494 -(PLAYING FOLK MUSIC) -And this is the result. 647 00:31:50.577 --> 00:31:52.371 CREATURE: Make a trade. Make a trade. 648 00:31:52.454 --> 00:31:54.206 Make a trade. Make a trade. 649 00:31:54.289 --> 00:31:56.166 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Make a trade? 650 00:31:56.250 --> 00:31:58.001 Looks like another hedge fund manager. 651 00:31:58.085 --> 00:32:01.797 Now, to reconnect to your earthly body. 652 00:32:05.717 --> 00:32:08.011 HEDGE FUND MANAGER: Whoa. That's me. 653 00:32:08.387 --> 00:32:09.429 Thank you. 654 00:32:14.184 --> 00:32:16.270 What am I doing with my life? 655 00:32:18.355 --> 00:32:21.567 I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves! 656 00:32:21.650 --> 00:32:23.777 (LAUGHS) It's beautiful! 657 00:32:23.861 --> 00:32:26.071 Whoa. He got back just like that? 658 00:32:26.154 --> 00:32:28.740 So this is all I had to do to get back to my body? 659 00:32:30.951 --> 00:32:33.287 -(GASPS) -Egads, man! 660 00:32:33.370 --> 00:32:35.289 Joe, are you dead? 661 00:32:35.372 --> 00:32:37.749 No, no. Well, not yet. 662 00:32:37.833 --> 00:32:38.834 Can you help me get back? 663 00:32:38.917 --> 00:32:42.713 We've never connected an untethered soul back to its body before. 664 00:32:42.796 --> 00:32:46.466 But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot... 665 00:32:46.550 --> 00:32:47.634 Yes! All aboard! 666 00:32:47.968 --> 00:32:49.761 Anchors away! 667 00:32:49.845 --> 00:32:50.846 (BELL CLANGS) 668 00:32:50.929 --> 00:32:52.931 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 669 00:32:59.104 --> 00:33:01.899 So if your souls are here, where are your bodies? 670 00:33:01.982 --> 00:33:03.567 Well, on Earth, of course. 671 00:33:03.650 --> 00:33:05.402 My body is in a trance in Palawan. 672 00:33:05.485 --> 00:33:07.821 I'm playing the Saraswati veena in Tibet. 673 00:33:07.905 --> 00:33:10.365 I'm a shamanic healer meditating in Berkeley, California. 674 00:33:10.449 --> 00:33:13.243 Mm-hmm. And let me guess, you're drumming, chanting, and meditating? 675 00:33:13.327 --> 00:33:14.870 Yes. Something like that. 676 00:33:14.953 --> 00:33:16.788 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 677 00:33:18.624 --> 00:33:20.959 I'm in New York City, on the corner of 14th and 7th. 678 00:33:21.126 --> 00:33:22.878 Oh, yeah, that's right up from Tony Tony Tonios. 679 00:33:23.045 --> 00:33:24.379 Yes, precisely. 680 00:33:24.546 --> 00:33:26.757 And what about you? I thought you hated Earth. 681 00:33:26.924 --> 00:33:28.133 Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body. 682 00:33:28.217 --> 00:33:29.801 So I can go wherever I want. 683 00:33:29.968 --> 00:33:31.428 I'm a nobody, get it? 684 00:33:31.595 --> 00:33:35.140 We mystics meet in this glorious landscape every Tuesday. 685 00:33:35.224 --> 00:33:37.309 (CREATURES GRUMBLING) 686 00:33:40.979 --> 00:33:43.273 So many of them. Sad. 687 00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:45.943 You know, lost souls are not that different 688 00:33:46.026 --> 00:33:47.277 from those in the zone. 689 00:33:47.444 --> 00:33:49.530 -What? -The zone is enjoyable, 690 00:33:49.696 --> 00:33:53.784 but when that joy becomes an obsession, one becomes disconnected from life. 691 00:33:53.867 --> 00:33:54.868 SOUL: (DISTORTED) Gotta find it. 692 00:33:54.952 --> 00:33:56.870 Gotta find it. Gotta find it. 693 00:33:57.955 --> 00:34:00.415 For a time, I was a lost soul myself. 694 00:34:00.582 --> 00:34:02.417 -Really? -Tetris. 695 00:34:02.501 --> 00:34:04.711 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 696 00:34:07.881 --> 00:34:09.007 MOONWIND: There you are. 697 00:34:09.091 --> 00:34:11.134 We'll have you back in no time. 698 00:34:15.264 --> 00:34:17.182 Now, since you don't have a connection to your body, 699 00:34:17.266 --> 00:34:21.436 you will have to tune back into your physical surroundings. 700 00:34:24.439 --> 00:34:25.524 Close your eyes. 701 00:34:25.607 --> 00:34:28.610 Breathe into your crown chakra. 702 00:34:28.694 --> 00:34:30.821 (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 703 00:34:31.822 --> 00:34:33.532 Do we really need all this? 704 00:34:33.699 --> 00:34:35.534 -Yes! -(SIGHS) 705 00:34:36.702 --> 00:34:38.871 Do you have a piano on board? I could focus with that. 706 00:34:38.954 --> 00:34:41.290 No pianos, Joe. You must focus. 707 00:34:41.582 --> 00:34:43.458 (WHISPERS) Imagine silence. 708 00:34:43.542 --> 00:34:45.002 Shh. 709 00:34:45.919 --> 00:34:50.090 Now, concentrate on where your body is. 710 00:34:50.257 --> 00:34:52.217 Listen for cues. 711 00:35:02.769 --> 00:35:04.104 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 712 00:35:04.188 --> 00:35:06.148 That's it. You're doing it. 713 00:35:09.067 --> 00:35:10.861 No peeking. Maintain your meditative state 714 00:35:10.944 --> 00:35:11.987 or you'll break the connection. 715 00:35:12.529 --> 00:35:17.492 Now, see if you can smell and feel where your body is. 716 00:35:18.118 --> 00:35:21.455 -(EKG BEEPING) -I hear a heart monitor. 717 00:35:23.540 --> 00:35:26.752 I can smell hand sanitizer. 718 00:35:26.919 --> 00:35:29.463 MOONWIND: Yes. Yes! Good. 719 00:35:29.546 --> 00:35:31.757 JOE: I think I can feel my feet. 720 00:35:32.382 --> 00:35:34.134 Hmm. I feel fur. 721 00:35:34.676 --> 00:35:36.220 WOMAN: Did you find a next of kin? 722 00:35:36.303 --> 00:35:38.514 JOE: (WEAKLY) I feel fur. 723 00:35:38.597 --> 00:35:39.640 Did you hear that? 724 00:35:39.723 --> 00:35:41.808 Oh, the therapy cat is working. 725 00:35:42.309 --> 00:35:44.603 Am I close? When can I jump in? 726 00:35:44.770 --> 00:35:46.146 Look! There I am. 727 00:35:46.688 --> 00:35:47.814 There I am. 728 00:35:47.898 --> 00:35:49.900 -(BEEPING RAPIDLY) -His heart rate is increasing. 729 00:35:49.983 --> 00:35:50.984 I'll get the doctor. 730 00:35:51.068 --> 00:35:52.277 Mr. Mittens, you stay right there. 731 00:35:52.361 --> 00:35:53.612 -What are we waiting for? -No, Joe, don't rush this. 732 00:35:53.695 --> 00:35:55.572 -It's not the right time. -JOE: No, it's my time. 733 00:35:55.656 --> 00:35:56.823 22: Wait, not me! 734 00:35:56.907 --> 00:35:58.450 (JOE SCREAMING) 735 00:36:01.370 --> 00:36:02.913 (WHISTLING JAUNTY TUNE) 736 00:36:02.996 --> 00:36:05.123 (JOE AND 22 SCREAMING) 737 00:36:11.630 --> 00:36:13.674 (EKG BEEPING STEADILY) 738 00:36:13.757 --> 00:36:17.010 JOE: (CHUCKLES) I did it. I did it! I'm back. 739 00:36:17.094 --> 00:36:18.637 (JOE LAUGHS) 740 00:36:18.720 --> 00:36:19.763 What the... 741 00:36:21.390 --> 00:36:22.391 No. 742 00:36:23.684 --> 00:36:25.978 No. No. No. 743 00:36:26.144 --> 00:36:27.479 I'm in the cat? 744 00:36:27.646 --> 00:36:29.356 Wait a minute. If I'm in here, then who... 745 00:36:29.439 --> 00:36:31.483 22: (GROANS) What? JOE: You're in my body! 746 00:36:31.567 --> 00:36:33.694 -22: You're in the cat? -Wait, wait, that's my body. 747 00:36:33.777 --> 00:36:36.530 -22: I'm in a body! No! -Why are you in my body? 748 00:36:36.738 --> 00:36:38.365 I don't wanna be a cat. I hate cats! 749 00:36:38.532 --> 00:36:39.616 22: Oh, it's disgusting. 750 00:36:39.700 --> 00:36:41.368 That Moonwind guy, he messed this up. 751 00:36:42.327 --> 00:36:44.580 Doc, you gotta help me. That's my body, but I'm trapped... 752 00:36:44.663 --> 00:36:46.498 (MEOWING) 753 00:36:47.875 --> 00:36:49.626 Oh, no, they can't understand me. 754 00:36:49.710 --> 00:36:51.461 They think you're me. You gotta try. 755 00:36:51.545 --> 00:36:53.964 (CLEARS THROAT) Miss Doctor, we have a problem. 756 00:36:54.047 --> 00:36:56.508 (IN JOE'S VOICE) I'm an unborn soul and I wanna stay at the You Seminar. 757 00:36:56.592 --> 00:36:58.427 Yes, well, that drug doesn't seem to be working at all. 758 00:36:58.510 --> 00:36:59.678 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE) No, no, no, you don't understand. 759 00:36:59.761 --> 00:37:00.762 -I'm not Mr. Gardner. -JOE: Shh! 760 00:37:00.846 --> 00:37:01.972 They're gonna think you're nuts. 761 00:37:02.055 --> 00:37:03.140 I mean, that I'm nuts. 762 00:37:03.223 --> 00:37:04.308 Oh, how did this happen? 763 00:37:04.391 --> 00:37:06.685 I fell into your body because it doesn't have a soul. 764 00:37:06.768 --> 00:37:08.395 Then why am I in a cat? 765 00:37:08.478 --> 00:37:09.938 I don't know! 766 00:37:11.064 --> 00:37:12.274 (MR. MITTENS MEOWS) 767 00:37:12.357 --> 00:37:14.651 Is there anyone we can call, Mr. Gardner? 768 00:37:14.735 --> 00:37:16.278 A next of kin or friend? 769 00:37:16.445 --> 00:37:18.363 -Tell her no. -Uh, no. 770 00:37:18.530 --> 00:37:19.698 Can you tell me what day it is? 771 00:37:19.865 --> 00:37:21.116 It's the worst day of my life. 772 00:37:21.200 --> 00:37:22.659 I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth. 773 00:37:22.826 --> 00:37:24.578 Tell you what. We're going to keep you here 774 00:37:24.661 --> 00:37:26.371 for observation. Just for a bit. 775 00:37:26.538 --> 00:37:28.624 Perhaps our therapy cat can go to his next appointment. 776 00:37:28.707 --> 00:37:29.958 -(SNARLS) -(GASPS) Okay. Okay. 777 00:37:30.042 --> 00:37:32.044 -You gotta talk to her. -(SIGHS) Okay. 778 00:37:32.127 --> 00:37:34.546 Miss Doctor, this body's soul is in this cat. 779 00:37:34.630 --> 00:37:35.631 Stop talking. 780 00:37:35.714 --> 00:37:37.007 So naturally, he wants to stay close. 781 00:37:37.174 --> 00:37:39.301 Uh, keep the cat. Just get some rest. 782 00:37:39.384 --> 00:37:40.552 A lot of it. Okay? 783 00:37:40.636 --> 00:37:42.763 I'll come get Mr. Mittens in ten minutes. 784 00:37:43.263 --> 00:37:44.556 Ten minutes? We gotta get outta here. 785 00:37:44.640 --> 00:37:47.518 No way! I am not moving! 786 00:37:47.684 --> 00:37:50.938 I can't believe I'm in a body on this hellish planet. 787 00:37:51.104 --> 00:37:52.981 I have bendy meat sticks. 788 00:37:53.065 --> 00:37:55.901 I can feel myself feeling myself. (GAGS) 789 00:37:55.984 --> 00:37:58.111 Hey! Focus! Listen to me. 790 00:37:58.195 --> 00:37:59.863 We gotta get out of here before they take me away. 791 00:38:00.030 --> 00:38:01.990 Take you away? You're gonna leave me? 792 00:38:02.157 --> 00:38:03.742 No way! That's my body you're in. 793 00:38:03.825 --> 00:38:05.118 Okay, do you think you can walk? 794 00:38:05.285 --> 00:38:06.411 I don't know! 795 00:38:06.495 --> 00:38:08.997 I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times. 796 00:38:09.164 --> 00:38:10.666 But will you try? 797 00:38:13.502 --> 00:38:16.463 Okay. Gotta find Moonwind, he can fix this. 798 00:38:17.756 --> 00:38:19.383 I'm a cat. I can make this. 799 00:38:21.718 --> 00:38:23.720 (WHIMSICAL JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 800 00:38:25.347 --> 00:38:27.349 Okay, come on, you're doing great. 801 00:38:27.432 --> 00:38:29.726 -Keep going. Keep going. -(22 YELPS, GRUNTS) 802 00:38:29.810 --> 00:38:31.645 22: I'm just gonna rest here for a minute. 803 00:38:31.728 --> 00:38:34.481 No, no, no, no. They'll be back any minute. Come on. 804 00:38:34.648 --> 00:38:36.316 Okay! (GRUNTS) 805 00:38:36.775 --> 00:38:39.194 -(WHIMPERS) -(SHOES SQUEAKING) 806 00:38:41.738 --> 00:38:42.865 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 807 00:38:46.410 --> 00:38:47.953 (GASPS) 808 00:38:48.036 --> 00:38:49.538 -In here! -(22 GRUNTS) 809 00:38:55.669 --> 00:38:57.212 22: Whoa. (GROANS) 810 00:38:58.547 --> 00:38:59.756 JOE: Okay, good. 811 00:39:00.924 --> 00:39:03.135 Now push the down button. 812 00:39:04.136 --> 00:39:06.388 -(22 GRUNTS) -Move your... Nope. Careful. 813 00:39:06.471 --> 00:39:07.639 Those fingers are my livelihood. 814 00:39:07.723 --> 00:39:08.932 (22 GROANS) 815 00:39:10.893 --> 00:39:11.894 -(BUTTON CLICKS) -Ugh. 816 00:39:11.977 --> 00:39:13.770 -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) -Now get in. 817 00:39:16.148 --> 00:39:17.399 22: Phew! 818 00:39:19.610 --> 00:39:20.611 22: Hmm. 819 00:39:20.694 --> 00:39:22.905 (JOE GRUNTING AND GASPING) 820 00:39:22.988 --> 00:39:24.823 -22: Hmm. -(JOE SIGHS) 821 00:39:24.907 --> 00:39:26.366 Okay, what did Moonwind say? 822 00:39:26.450 --> 00:39:28.410 He said on the corner of 14th and 7th. 823 00:39:28.493 --> 00:39:30.537 Yeah, that's Chelsea. Near Jackson Square Park. 824 00:39:30.621 --> 00:39:32.289 Exactly. Wait. How do you know all that? 825 00:39:32.372 --> 00:39:33.790 It's all in this stupid brain of yours. 826 00:39:33.874 --> 00:39:35.375 Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there. 827 00:39:35.459 --> 00:39:37.211 Oh, relax. There's not much here. 828 00:39:37.377 --> 00:39:38.837 Jazz, jazz, more jazz. 829 00:39:38.921 --> 00:39:40.547 Oh, and someone named Lisa. Who's that? 830 00:39:40.631 --> 00:39:41.673 Uh, never mind. 831 00:39:41.757 --> 00:39:43.050 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 832 00:39:52.643 --> 00:39:54.061 I, um... 833 00:39:54.144 --> 00:39:55.354 It's all happening too fast, you know. 834 00:39:55.437 --> 00:39:56.688 Let's just take a minute and, um... 835 00:39:56.772 --> 00:39:58.899 Come on, let's go. They could be here any second. 836 00:39:58.982 --> 00:40:00.275 (22 SIGHS) 837 00:40:00.359 --> 00:40:01.735 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 838 00:40:03.445 --> 00:40:05.155 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 839 00:40:05.781 --> 00:40:07.950 (NOISY CHATTER) 840 00:40:08.033 --> 00:40:09.117 (22 YELPS) 841 00:40:09.868 --> 00:40:12.162 JOE: Don't worry, it's okay. Just keep walking. 842 00:40:12.246 --> 00:40:13.372 (DRILL WHIRRING) 843 00:40:13.455 --> 00:40:15.123 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 844 00:40:15.207 --> 00:40:17.376 -(SIREN WAILING) -(TRUCK HORN BLARES) 845 00:40:17.459 --> 00:40:18.460 22: Aah! 846 00:40:18.544 --> 00:40:19.586 No, don't stop. What are you doing? 847 00:40:19.670 --> 00:40:20.671 This is New York City. 848 00:40:20.754 --> 00:40:23.257 You don't stop in the middle of the street. Go, go, go. 849 00:40:23.340 --> 00:40:24.883 -(SCREAMS) -(JOE GROANS) 850 00:40:24.967 --> 00:40:27.177 -(22 GROANING) -(TIRES SCREECH) 851 00:40:27.553 --> 00:40:28.554 (GASPS) 852 00:40:28.637 --> 00:40:30.764 JOE: Oh, no. 22. 22! 853 00:40:32.224 --> 00:40:35.519 (PANTING) 22. Oh, no. Oh, no. 22. 22. 854 00:40:35.686 --> 00:40:37.396 22! 22! 855 00:40:43.193 --> 00:40:45.654 22, I didn't know I had claws, okay? 856 00:40:45.821 --> 00:40:47.823 Look, I'm sorry. But come on, let's go. 857 00:40:47.906 --> 00:40:48.907 No way. 858 00:40:48.991 --> 00:40:51.869 I am staying right here until your stupid body dies. 859 00:40:52.035 --> 00:40:54.955 Which will happen any minute now because your stomach is earthquaking. 860 00:40:58.375 --> 00:41:00.419 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 861 00:41:08.886 --> 00:41:10.554 Yeah, this place is worse than I thought. 862 00:41:10.637 --> 00:41:12.973 It's loud, and bright, and... 863 00:41:13.056 --> 00:41:15.142 (SNIFFS) Hmm. What is that in my nose? 864 00:41:15.309 --> 00:41:16.894 -That's smell. -(INHALES DEEPLY) 865 00:41:16.977 --> 00:41:20.063 And if you think that's good, just imagine what it tastes like. 866 00:41:20.480 --> 00:41:22.482 Hmm. (SUCKS TEETH) 867 00:41:22.566 --> 00:41:23.609 Go on. 868 00:41:31.742 --> 00:41:34.411 It's so good! (SCREAMS) 869 00:41:35.454 --> 00:41:36.705 It's, uh... 870 00:41:36.788 --> 00:41:38.498 It's not horrible. 871 00:41:38.665 --> 00:41:40.751 Good. You can eat on the way. Let's go. 872 00:41:41.960 --> 00:41:45.339 Or you just take a few minutes. Sure. 873 00:41:45.422 --> 00:41:47.549 (SMACKING) 874 00:41:48.050 --> 00:41:50.344 Hmm. Strange, I don't feel so angry anymore. 875 00:41:50.511 --> 00:41:53.096 That's great. Ready to find Moonwind? 876 00:41:53.972 --> 00:41:54.973 Maybe. 877 00:41:55.140 --> 00:41:57.643 I'm telling you, Joe, it's pronounced yee-row. 878 00:41:57.726 --> 00:42:00.187 JOE: Yeah, but in New York, we call them gyros. It's Greek. 879 00:42:00.270 --> 00:42:01.855 No, I got in a fight with Archimedes about this. 880 00:42:01.939 --> 00:42:02.940 He said it's... 881 00:42:03.023 --> 00:42:04.483 -Yee-row. -Yo-yo. 882 00:42:04.566 --> 00:42:05.776 -Yee-row. -YOLO. 883 00:42:05.859 --> 00:42:06.860 -Yee-row. -Sergio? 884 00:42:06.944 --> 00:42:07.945 Yee-row! 885 00:42:08.570 --> 00:42:09.738 I miss that guy. 886 00:42:09.905 --> 00:42:11.532 This is 14th and 7th. 887 00:42:13.325 --> 00:42:14.618 That's gotta be him. 888 00:42:15.994 --> 00:42:17.496 (CAR HORN BEEPS) 889 00:42:17.579 --> 00:42:19.289 22: Moonwind, you gotta help me. 890 00:42:19.998 --> 00:42:21.083 (YELPS) 891 00:42:22.167 --> 00:42:23.961 Joe! You made it into your body. 892 00:42:24.127 --> 00:42:25.212 No, he didn't. 893 00:42:25.295 --> 00:42:27.005 That is my body. 894 00:42:27.172 --> 00:42:28.757 You're in a cat? 895 00:42:28.924 --> 00:42:30.092 That's marvelous! 896 00:42:30.175 --> 00:42:31.385 Hey, Moonwimp! 897 00:42:31.468 --> 00:42:33.554 That sign won't spin by itself, hear me? 898 00:42:33.720 --> 00:42:36.807 But, Marge, look! I put this man's soul in a cat. 899 00:42:36.974 --> 00:42:38.308 Who cares? And you! 900 00:42:38.475 --> 00:42:41.353 We only have room for one weirdo here, so, scram! 901 00:42:41.520 --> 00:42:42.688 Get back to work! 902 00:42:42.855 --> 00:42:44.273 No one understands my art. 903 00:42:44.356 --> 00:42:45.357 Moonwind, listen, 904 00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:48.026 I gotta get out of here and back in there. 905 00:42:48.193 --> 00:42:49.194 Well, we'll have to perform 906 00:42:49.278 --> 00:42:51.154 an old-fashioned astral transmigration displacement. 907 00:42:51.238 --> 00:42:52.447 -A what? -It's simply a way 908 00:42:52.531 --> 00:42:53.949 to get your souls back where they belong. 909 00:42:54.032 --> 00:42:55.576 And it's a glorious ritual, indeed, 910 00:42:55.659 --> 00:42:58.412 full of chanting, dancing, and best of all, bongos. 911 00:42:58.579 --> 00:43:01.748 I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00, so this needs to happen right now. 912 00:43:01.832 --> 00:43:03.417 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. 913 00:43:03.584 --> 00:43:05.794 You must wait for another thin spot 914 00:43:05.878 --> 00:43:07.754 to open between Earth and the astral plane. 915 00:43:07.921 --> 00:43:09.089 And that won't occur 916 00:43:09.173 --> 00:43:11.633 until Orcus moves into the house of Gemini. 917 00:43:11.800 --> 00:43:12.801 When is that? 918 00:43:12.885 --> 00:43:14.553 Well, the government calls it 6:30. 919 00:43:14.636 --> 00:43:15.721 Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note. 920 00:43:15.804 --> 00:43:16.805 6:30? You serious? 921 00:43:16.889 --> 00:43:18.182 I'll gather all the necessary provisions... 922 00:43:18.265 --> 00:43:20.851 -I said, get out of here! Go! -(22 SCREAMS) 923 00:43:20.934 --> 00:43:22.269 MOONWIND: See you at The Half Note at 6:30! 924 00:43:22.352 --> 00:43:23.520 I'll take care of everything! 925 00:43:23.604 --> 00:43:25.480 And stay away! 926 00:43:27.566 --> 00:43:29.443 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 927 00:43:33.488 --> 00:43:35.490 TERRY: Sure are a lot of Garcias in here. 928 00:43:38.493 --> 00:43:40.662 You're out there somewhere, little soul, 929 00:43:40.746 --> 00:43:42.915 and I'm gonna find ya. 930 00:43:43.332 --> 00:43:45.334 JOE: All right, this is the last snack. 931 00:43:45.417 --> 00:43:47.419 I can barely fit into my pants as it is. 932 00:43:47.586 --> 00:43:49.379 6:30 is cutting it close. Too close. 933 00:43:49.463 --> 00:43:52.257 We gotta get back to my place and get you cleaned up and... 934 00:43:52.341 --> 00:43:54.635 Ahh! (RETCHES, SIGHS) 935 00:43:54.718 --> 00:43:57.012 We gotta hail a cab. Hold your hand out. 936 00:43:57.179 --> 00:43:58.555 Hold it up and out. 937 00:43:59.139 --> 00:44:01.975 Man, this would be hard even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown. 938 00:44:03.477 --> 00:44:04.478 (TIRES SCREECH) 939 00:44:04.561 --> 00:44:06.480 Go, go, go! Just run to that one. 940 00:44:10.442 --> 00:44:11.527 (GASPS) 941 00:44:12.611 --> 00:44:14.780 DOROTHEA: Is that Teach? 942 00:44:14.863 --> 00:44:16.490 -22: Mm, pepperoni. -(JOE GASPS) 943 00:44:16.573 --> 00:44:18.742 (JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING) 944 00:44:30.671 --> 00:44:32.089 JOE: Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me. 945 00:44:32.172 --> 00:44:34.216 What am I gonna do? She's gonna think I'm crazy. 946 00:44:34.383 --> 00:44:35.551 Maybe you should call her up 947 00:44:35.634 --> 00:44:37.344 and tell her that we're not crazy. 948 00:44:37.511 --> 00:44:40.722 I've only been a person for an hour, and even I know that's a bad idea. 949 00:44:41.557 --> 00:44:44.434 JOE: I just gotta get back in my body and really bring it tonight. 950 00:44:44.601 --> 00:44:47.229 How come this part is stinky but this part smells fine? 951 00:44:47.396 --> 00:44:49.773 Never mind. Just put those pants on. 952 00:44:49.940 --> 00:44:51.149 Sheesh, I can't believe I've been 953 00:44:51.233 --> 00:44:52.484 walking around in this city with no pants on. 954 00:44:52.568 --> 00:44:54.069 22: I don't even wanna be here, remember? 955 00:44:54.152 --> 00:44:55.612 I don't want you here either. I just... 956 00:44:55.696 --> 00:44:57.906 I just wanna get back to my body, 957 00:44:58.073 --> 00:45:01.201 then get back to the (YAWNS) club. 958 00:45:01.285 --> 00:45:02.828 -(SNORING) -What's the matter with you? 959 00:45:02.911 --> 00:45:05.873 (SLEEPILY) Uh... I don't know. It's the sun. It's just so... 960 00:45:05.956 --> 00:45:07.457 -(YAWNS) -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 961 00:45:07.541 --> 00:45:08.542 JOE: My phone! 962 00:45:08.625 --> 00:45:10.169 22: Um... Okay, your clothes are rumbling again. 963 00:45:10.252 --> 00:45:11.503 (JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING) 964 00:45:11.587 --> 00:45:13.714 Curley! Uh... No, no. 965 00:45:15.465 --> 00:45:16.758 (GRUNTING) 966 00:45:18.886 --> 00:45:19.928 Oops. 967 00:45:21.805 --> 00:45:23.515 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) -(GASPS) 968 00:45:24.474 --> 00:45:27.269 CURLEY: Hey, Mr. G, it's Curley. Um... (SIGHS) 969 00:45:27.352 --> 00:45:28.562 I hope you're doin' okay. 970 00:45:28.729 --> 00:45:32.441 Dorothea freaked out when she saw you, and she called this other guy, Robert. 971 00:45:32.608 --> 00:45:34.026 He's got the gig now. I'm sorry. 972 00:45:34.109 --> 00:45:35.611 -No, no, no. -(CURLEY SIGHS) 973 00:45:35.694 --> 00:45:36.695 CURLEY: Look, honestly, 974 00:45:36.778 --> 00:45:39.489 your class was the only reason I went to school at all. 975 00:45:39.656 --> 00:45:41.241 Like, I owe you a lot. 976 00:45:41.325 --> 00:45:42.451 So, here's the plan. 977 00:45:42.534 --> 00:45:44.077 Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit, 978 00:45:44.161 --> 00:45:45.787 and get to the club early. 979 00:45:45.954 --> 00:45:47.831 I'm gonna try and talk to her. 980 00:45:47.998 --> 00:45:50.918 Just make sure you show up looking like a million bucks, all right? 981 00:45:51.460 --> 00:45:53.337 I hope I see you, man. All right. Peace. 982 00:45:53.420 --> 00:45:55.297 Oh! I can get the gig back, 22. 983 00:45:55.380 --> 00:45:56.673 I need your help. I have a suit. 984 00:45:57.007 --> 00:45:58.133 I'm gonna need you to try it on. 985 00:45:58.217 --> 00:45:59.218 22: No, no, no. 986 00:45:59.301 --> 00:46:00.886 JOE: And then I can line my hair up a little bit, 987 00:46:00.969 --> 00:46:03.180 -and I can... -22: Nope. No way, no how. 988 00:46:03.347 --> 00:46:04.473 -22! -(KNOCK ON DOOR) 989 00:46:04.556 --> 00:46:05.557 (JOE GASPS) 990 00:46:08.060 --> 00:46:09.603 -GIRL: Mr. Gardner? -Ah! 991 00:46:09.686 --> 00:46:11.146 It's Connie. She's here for her lesson. 992 00:46:11.230 --> 00:46:12.940 -What do I do? -CONNIE: I can hear you! 993 00:46:13.106 --> 00:46:14.608 Just tell her that you can't do it today. 994 00:46:15.359 --> 00:46:16.360 22: Hi, Connie. 995 00:46:16.443 --> 00:46:17.528 Sorry, but Joe can't do it today. 996 00:46:17.611 --> 00:46:18.737 JOE: You're Joe! 22: I mean, me. 997 00:46:18.820 --> 00:46:19.988 Me can't do it today. 998 00:46:20.072 --> 00:46:21.698 JOE: Good. Now let's go check out that suit. 999 00:46:21.782 --> 00:46:23.867 CONNIE: I came to tell you that I quit. 1000 00:46:24.034 --> 00:46:25.035 -22: Quit? -(JOE GROANS) 1001 00:46:25.118 --> 00:46:27.079 We don't have time for this. The suit is in the closet. 1002 00:46:27.162 --> 00:46:29.957 CONNIE: Band is a stupid waste of time. 1003 00:46:30.123 --> 00:46:31.250 This kid is talking sense. 1004 00:46:31.416 --> 00:46:32.417 JOE: What are you doing? 1005 00:46:35.254 --> 00:46:37.506 Here, I quit. I think jazz is pointless. 1006 00:46:37.589 --> 00:46:39.716 Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless. 1007 00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:40.801 JOE: Hey! 1008 00:46:40.884 --> 00:46:42.928 In fact, all of school is a waste of time. 1009 00:46:44.763 --> 00:46:47.391 Of course. Like my mentor, George Orwell, used to say, 1010 00:46:47.474 --> 00:46:48.725 "State sponsored education 1011 00:46:48.809 --> 00:46:51.353 "is like the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket." 1012 00:46:51.436 --> 00:46:52.563 Yeah! 1013 00:46:52.729 --> 00:46:54.815 The ruling class's core curriculum stifles dissent. 1014 00:46:54.898 --> 00:46:56.233 It's the oldest trick in the book. 1015 00:46:56.316 --> 00:46:57.317 What are you talkin' about? 1016 00:46:57.401 --> 00:46:58.443 She doesn't care about any of that. 1017 00:46:58.527 --> 00:47:00.445 I've been saying that since the third grade. 1018 00:47:00.529 --> 00:47:02.447 You know, you seem really smart. 1019 00:47:02.614 --> 00:47:04.491 What is your position on pizza? 1020 00:47:04.575 --> 00:47:07.119 -Uh, I like it? -Me, too! 1021 00:47:07.202 --> 00:47:09.162 What are you doing? (GRUNTS) 1022 00:47:09.246 --> 00:47:10.789 I'd rather hang with Connie. 1023 00:47:11.290 --> 00:47:13.000 What? Come back here! You open this... 1024 00:47:13.083 --> 00:47:14.835 (JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING) 1025 00:47:15.294 --> 00:47:17.754 Um, I think your cat wants to get out. 1026 00:47:17.838 --> 00:47:19.131 Ugh, he thinks he knows everything. 1027 00:47:19.298 --> 00:47:21.091 JOE: 22! Don't you walk away from me. 1028 00:47:21.175 --> 00:47:22.176 Come here right now. 1029 00:47:22.259 --> 00:47:24.136 I'm gonna go in and I'mma scratch up the sofa. 1030 00:47:24.303 --> 00:47:25.554 Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa. 1031 00:47:25.721 --> 00:47:27.264 You really got things figured out, Connie. 1032 00:47:27.347 --> 00:47:30.434 I'd better give this back. It belongs to the school. 1033 00:47:30.517 --> 00:47:31.560 Sure. 1034 00:47:31.643 --> 00:47:33.061 You know, I really am glad there's someone else 1035 00:47:33.145 --> 00:47:34.688 who sees how ridiculous this place is. 1036 00:47:34.771 --> 00:47:36.356 You're right to quit. I learned about quitting... 1037 00:47:36.440 --> 00:47:37.566 You know what, Mr. G? 1038 00:47:37.649 --> 00:47:39.276 I was practicing this one thing yesterday 1039 00:47:39.359 --> 00:47:42.946 and maybe you can listen to it and tell me to quit after, okay? 1040 00:47:44.072 --> 00:47:46.116 (PLAYING TUNE) 1041 00:47:46.200 --> 00:47:47.993 Uh, okay. 1042 00:47:53.874 --> 00:47:55.876 (PLAYING IMPROVISED JAZZ TUNE) 1043 00:48:10.015 --> 00:48:11.016 (THUD) 1044 00:48:18.649 --> 00:48:21.652 -(EXHALES DEEPLY) -Wow. You really love this. 1045 00:48:22.486 --> 00:48:23.695 Yeah. 1046 00:48:24.488 --> 00:48:27.324 So, maybe I'd better stick with it? 1047 00:48:27.824 --> 00:48:28.909 Yeah. 1048 00:48:29.284 --> 00:48:30.494 CONNIE: Bye, Mr. G. 1049 00:48:30.577 --> 00:48:31.995 See you next week! 1050 00:48:32.162 --> 00:48:33.539 JOE: 22! 1051 00:48:34.581 --> 00:48:37.042 -(JOE GRUNTS) -So, Connie came here to quit, 1052 00:48:37.125 --> 00:48:38.126 but then she didn't. 1053 00:48:38.210 --> 00:48:39.628 22, forget about that. Listen. 1054 00:48:39.711 --> 00:48:41.713 I need to know this, Joe. Why didn't she quit? 1055 00:48:41.880 --> 00:48:42.965 Because she loves to play. 1056 00:48:43.048 --> 00:48:46.552 She might say she hates everything, but trombone is her thing. 1057 00:48:46.718 --> 00:48:47.886 She's good at it. 1058 00:48:47.970 --> 00:48:50.305 Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know. 1059 00:48:50.472 --> 00:48:54.017 Please. If I'm gonna get this gig back, I need your help. 1060 00:48:54.685 --> 00:48:55.686 Okay. 1061 00:48:56.061 --> 00:48:57.062 Really? 1062 00:48:57.145 --> 00:49:00.190 I'll help you, but I wanna try a few things. 1063 00:49:00.274 --> 00:49:01.400 'Cause I don't know, 1064 00:49:01.483 --> 00:49:04.736 some of it's not as boring as it is at the You Seminar, 1065 00:49:04.903 --> 00:49:06.822 and if Connie can find something she loves here, 1066 00:49:06.905 --> 00:49:08.240 maybe I can, too. 1067 00:49:08.323 --> 00:49:10.826 -Great! -So, what do we do first? 1068 00:49:12.870 --> 00:49:14.121 (22 SCREAMING) 1069 00:49:14.204 --> 00:49:15.789 -22: This water hurts! -It's okay. 1070 00:49:15.873 --> 00:49:17.499 You just have to turn the other knob. 1071 00:49:17.583 --> 00:49:18.667 22: Oh, okay, that's better. 1072 00:49:18.750 --> 00:49:19.918 And I wouldn't be mad 1073 00:49:20.002 --> 00:49:22.087 if you put a little lotion on me when you're done. 1074 00:49:22.421 --> 00:49:23.797 (LIQUID SQUIRTING) 1075 00:49:23.881 --> 00:49:25.215 (MUFFLED RATTLING) 1076 00:49:26.884 --> 00:49:28.677 22: I washed your butt for you. 1077 00:49:29.928 --> 00:49:31.805 Ah! (SPITS) Spicy! Spicy! 1078 00:49:34.141 --> 00:49:36.059 (GRUNTS, YELPS) 1079 00:49:36.143 --> 00:49:37.144 (THUD) 1080 00:49:37.811 --> 00:49:39.980 You five will be insecure. 1081 00:49:40.147 --> 00:49:42.774 And you 12 will be self-absorbed. 1082 00:49:42.941 --> 00:49:45.444 We really should stop sending so many through that pavilion. 1083 00:49:45.611 --> 00:49:46.612 TERRY: Found him! 1084 00:49:46.695 --> 00:49:47.696 See that, everybody? 1085 00:49:47.779 --> 00:49:49.114 Who figured out why the count's off? 1086 00:49:49.198 --> 00:49:50.199 That's right, Terry did. 1087 00:49:50.282 --> 00:49:51.325 It's Terrytime. 1088 00:49:51.491 --> 00:49:53.744 -Wow. Nice work. -Well, who is it? 1089 00:49:53.911 --> 00:49:55.329 Right. (CLEARS THROAT) 1090 00:49:55.412 --> 00:49:58.207 Uh... Joe Gardner is his name. 1091 00:49:58.373 --> 00:50:00.292 Looks like he's back down on Earth. 1092 00:50:00.375 --> 00:50:01.376 That's not good. 1093 00:50:01.460 --> 00:50:02.961 That... That's the mentor we set up with 22. 1094 00:50:03.128 --> 00:50:05.422 All right, all right. Easy on the hysterics. 1095 00:50:05.589 --> 00:50:08.383 Terry's got this under control. I'll handle it. 1096 00:50:08.467 --> 00:50:09.468 How? 1097 00:50:09.551 --> 00:50:10.552 I'll go down there and get him. 1098 00:50:10.636 --> 00:50:11.970 Set the count right, lickety-split. 1099 00:50:12.054 --> 00:50:14.014 Okay, whoa. Are you sure that's a good idea? 1100 00:50:14.097 --> 00:50:16.350 Look, you all are the ones who beefed it. 1101 00:50:16.433 --> 00:50:17.976 I'm trying to un-beef it. 1102 00:50:18.477 --> 00:50:19.978 But you cannot be seen. 1103 00:50:20.145 --> 00:50:21.355 By anyone. 1104 00:50:21.438 --> 00:50:24.525 Don't worry. I'll make sure no one else sees me. 1105 00:50:24.691 --> 00:50:27.653 I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja. 1106 00:50:27.819 --> 00:50:30.155 Please, just do it quickly and quietly. 1107 00:50:30.322 --> 00:50:33.242 And also quickly. And quietly as well. 1108 00:50:36.828 --> 00:50:39.831 This won't be a disaster, that's for sure. 1109 00:50:40.832 --> 00:50:44.378 Mm. Trusty old brown suit. Still a perfect fit. 1110 00:50:44.545 --> 00:50:46.547 It's a little tight in the back-here part. 1111 00:50:46.713 --> 00:50:48.507 JOE: It'll loosen. Sit down. 1112 00:50:49.925 --> 00:50:50.926 I'm a cat. 1113 00:50:52.219 --> 00:50:53.262 I'll do it. 1114 00:50:53.345 --> 00:50:54.471 You couldn't call an elevator, remember? 1115 00:50:54.555 --> 00:50:57.766 No way. I just need to line me up. Now be still. 1116 00:50:58.725 --> 00:51:00.310 (WHIRRING) 1117 00:51:00.602 --> 00:51:02.855 Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw. 1118 00:51:03.021 --> 00:51:05.190 -Don't move. -I'm not moving. You're moving. 1119 00:51:06.275 --> 00:51:08.277 (CONTINUES WHIRRING) 1120 00:51:10.737 --> 00:51:12.072 -(JOE WHIMPERS) -(22 YELPS) 1121 00:51:13.824 --> 00:51:15.158 (GASPS) Oh, no! 1122 00:51:15.242 --> 00:51:16.368 Don't worry, I'm okay. 1123 00:51:16.451 --> 00:51:19.329 Oh, no, no, no! My hair! My hair is not okay! 1124 00:51:19.413 --> 00:51:20.747 This is a disaster! 1125 00:51:21.164 --> 00:51:22.916 (GASPS) We gotta fix this. Right now. 1126 00:51:23.083 --> 00:51:25.335 -Okay. How? -We gotta go see Dez. 1127 00:51:25.502 --> 00:51:27.421 Great. Who's Dez? 1128 00:51:27.588 --> 00:51:28.922 MAN: Yo, Ian, man, how you get 1129 00:51:29.006 --> 00:51:30.465 that big peanut head? What happened to you? 1130 00:51:30.632 --> 00:51:33.510 IAN: Man, shut up, man. You know I'm sensitive about that. 1131 00:51:33.677 --> 00:51:35.053 JOE: Dez is the guy in the back. 1132 00:51:35.137 --> 00:51:36.180 He can fix this. 1133 00:51:36.346 --> 00:51:37.681 Talk about havin' a spark. 1134 00:51:37.764 --> 00:51:39.308 This guy was born to be a barber. 1135 00:51:39.516 --> 00:51:42.102 But I can't pass for you in front of all your friends. 1136 00:51:42.269 --> 00:51:43.812 Dez is the only one that I talk to. 1137 00:51:43.896 --> 00:51:45.314 We usually talk about jazz, 1138 00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:48.275 but this time, just sit there, get the cut, and get out. 1139 00:51:48.358 --> 00:51:50.527 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1140 00:51:51.945 --> 00:51:53.822 Hey, Joe. What are you doing here on a weekday? 1141 00:51:53.906 --> 00:51:56.033 You didn't call for an appointment, man. It's gonna be a while. 1142 00:51:56.408 --> 00:51:58.952 Ah, I was afraid of this. Go ahead and sit down. 1143 00:51:59.411 --> 00:52:00.996 -(ALL EXCLAIM) -Oh, my Lord. 1144 00:52:01.079 --> 00:52:02.414 You gotta wait, son. This is an emergency. 1145 00:52:02.581 --> 00:52:03.874 What? That ain't cool, Dez. 1146 00:52:04.041 --> 00:52:05.334 You could always let Harold cut your hair. 1147 00:52:05.417 --> 00:52:06.793 His chair's wide open. 1148 00:52:07.294 --> 00:52:08.879 Nah. I can wait. 1149 00:52:09.046 --> 00:52:11.215 Joe, get your butt in this chair now. 1150 00:52:14.009 --> 00:52:15.552 Should I even ask you how this happened? 1151 00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:17.471 -The cat did it. -Stop sounding insane. 1152 00:52:17.638 --> 00:52:19.598 I mean, um, I was distracted 1153 00:52:19.681 --> 00:52:21.433 getting ready to play with Dorothea Williams tonight. 1154 00:52:21.600 --> 00:52:24.061 Dorothea Williams? That's big time, Joe. 1155 00:52:24.144 --> 00:52:26.021 Congratulations! 1156 00:52:26.188 --> 00:52:28.023 Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez. 1157 00:52:28.106 --> 00:52:30.317 You know he Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar. 1158 00:52:30.400 --> 00:52:31.610 (SIGHS) This guy. 1159 00:52:31.693 --> 00:52:33.570 Joe, ignore him. Now let's fix you up. 1160 00:52:33.946 --> 00:52:35.155 You keeping that cat on your lap? 1161 00:52:35.322 --> 00:52:36.532 Is it okay that I do that? 1162 00:52:36.698 --> 00:52:38.784 Suit yourself. You're the boss. 1163 00:52:39.326 --> 00:52:40.661 -I am? -When you're in this chair, 1164 00:52:40.744 --> 00:52:41.828 yeah, you are. 1165 00:52:42.037 --> 00:52:43.872 So can I have one of those? 1166 00:52:45.165 --> 00:52:46.667 Uh... Sure, Joe. 1167 00:52:49.461 --> 00:52:50.671 (CHUCKLES) Cool. 1168 00:52:52.714 --> 00:52:54.842 Mmm. I like being in the chair. 1169 00:52:55.008 --> 00:52:56.301 Hey, get your head in the game. 1170 00:52:56.385 --> 00:52:57.469 -(WHIRRING) -(YELPS) Little chainsaw. 1171 00:52:57.553 --> 00:52:59.054 You need to settle down. If you keep this... 1172 00:52:59.137 --> 00:53:00.931 (MEOWING) 1173 00:53:01.598 --> 00:53:03.141 Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff, 1174 00:53:03.308 --> 00:53:04.726 but if this cat don't chill, 1175 00:53:04.810 --> 00:53:06.186 we're gonna have to put it outside. 1176 00:53:06.353 --> 00:53:08.313 Well, what's it gonna be, kitty? 1177 00:53:08.856 --> 00:53:10.065 Meow. 1178 00:53:10.232 --> 00:53:11.859 Sometimes, change is good. 1179 00:53:11.942 --> 00:53:14.111 You have been rocking that same style for a while. 1180 00:53:14.278 --> 00:53:17.364 Well, Dez, for hundreds of years, I've had no style at all. 1181 00:53:17.531 --> 00:53:19.908 -PAUL: You can say that again. -(ALL LAUGH) 1182 00:53:20.868 --> 00:53:22.369 Mmm. But then my life changed. 1183 00:53:22.536 --> 00:53:23.579 Oh, yeah? What happened? 1184 00:53:23.745 --> 00:53:25.789 I was existing as a theoretical construct 1185 00:53:25.873 --> 00:53:27.249 in a hypothetical way station 1186 00:53:27.416 --> 00:53:28.458 between life and death. 1187 00:53:28.625 --> 00:53:29.626 I heard that. 1188 00:53:30.294 --> 00:53:32.921 22: And by the time I got to mentor number 266, 1189 00:53:33.088 --> 00:53:36.091 I was seriously asking, like, what is all the fuss about? 1190 00:53:36.258 --> 00:53:39.344 Like, is all this living really worth dying for? 1191 00:53:39.428 --> 00:53:41.054 -(ALL MURMUR AGREEINGLY) -You know what I mean? 1192 00:53:42.264 --> 00:53:45.559 I never knew you had such an interesting education, Joe. 1193 00:53:45.726 --> 00:53:47.561 I just thought you went to music school. 1194 00:53:47.728 --> 00:53:50.522 22: (MUFFLED) And another thing, they say you're born to do something, 1195 00:53:50.689 --> 00:53:52.232 but how do you figure out what that thing is? 1196 00:53:52.399 --> 00:53:54.318 I mean, what if you pick up the wrong thing? 1197 00:53:54.401 --> 00:53:55.736 Or somebody else's thing, you know? 1198 00:53:55.903 --> 00:53:57.613 -Then you're stuck. -Been there before. 1199 00:53:57.905 --> 00:53:59.156 I'll take one of those. 1200 00:53:59.323 --> 00:54:00.824 I wouldn't call myself stuck, 1201 00:54:00.908 --> 00:54:02.868 but I never planned on cuttin' heads for a livin'. 1202 00:54:03.035 --> 00:54:05.787 Wait, but you were born to be a barber, weren't you? 1203 00:54:05.954 --> 00:54:07.289 I wanted to be a veterinarian. 1204 00:54:07.915 --> 00:54:09.875 22: So, why didn't you do that? 1205 00:54:10.083 --> 00:54:12.169 I was plannin' to when I got out of the Navy. 1206 00:54:12.336 --> 00:54:14.171 Then my daughter got sick, 1207 00:54:14.254 --> 00:54:15.714 (CHUCKLES) and barber school is a lot cheaper 1208 00:54:15.797 --> 00:54:16.798 than veterinarian school. 1209 00:54:16.882 --> 00:54:17.925 22: Well, that's too bad. 1210 00:54:18.008 --> 00:54:19.843 You're stuck as a barber and now you're unhappy. 1211 00:54:19.927 --> 00:54:21.720 Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe. 1212 00:54:21.803 --> 00:54:23.138 I'm happy as a clam, my man. 1213 00:54:23.305 --> 00:54:26.266 Not everyone can be Charles Drew inventing blood transfusions. 1214 00:54:26.433 --> 00:54:28.560 22: Or me, playing piano with Dorothea Williams. 1215 00:54:28.644 --> 00:54:29.645 -I know. -(DOOR OPENS) 1216 00:54:29.728 --> 00:54:31.271 (LAUGHS) You are not all that. 1217 00:54:31.355 --> 00:54:32.940 Anyone could play in a band if they wanted to. 1218 00:54:33.273 --> 00:54:34.316 Don't pay Paul any mind. 1219 00:54:34.483 --> 00:54:36.443 People like him just bring other people down 1220 00:54:36.527 --> 00:54:38.320 so they can make themselves feel better. 1221 00:54:38.403 --> 00:54:39.988 Oh, I get it. 1222 00:54:40.155 --> 00:54:43.075 He's just criticizing me to cover up the pain of his own failed dreams. 1223 00:54:43.158 --> 00:54:45.035 (ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH) 1224 00:54:45.118 --> 00:54:46.828 You cut deep, Joe. 1225 00:54:47.162 --> 00:54:50.165 I wonder why sitting in this chair makes me want to tell you things, Dez. 1226 00:54:50.332 --> 00:54:53.544 That's the magic of the chair. That's why I love this job. 1227 00:54:53.710 --> 00:54:55.963 I get to meet interesting folks like you, 1228 00:54:56.046 --> 00:54:59.174 make them happy, and make them handsome. 1229 00:54:59.341 --> 00:55:01.760 Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger? 1230 00:55:01.927 --> 00:55:04.012 I may not have invented blood transfusions, 1231 00:55:04.096 --> 00:55:07.599 but I am most definitely savin' lives. 1232 00:55:08.141 --> 00:55:10.894 I don't know about this crazy cat guy thing, man, 1233 00:55:11.061 --> 00:55:14.982 but it is nice to finally talk to you about something other than jazz, Joe. 1234 00:55:15.065 --> 00:55:18.151 Huh. How come we, um, never talked about your life before? 1235 00:55:18.318 --> 00:55:19.695 You never asked. 1236 00:55:19.778 --> 00:55:21.238 But I'm glad you did this time. 1237 00:55:21.405 --> 00:55:23.407 MAN: Looking good, brother. WOMAN: Have a great show. 1238 00:55:23.657 --> 00:55:26.201 (CHUCKLES) I grabbed a couple of road lollies. 1239 00:55:31.582 --> 00:55:33.625 WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Charma, call 3-1-6-2. 1240 00:55:33.709 --> 00:55:35.627 (BEEPING) 1241 00:55:37.087 --> 00:55:38.380 TERRY: Mm. 1242 00:55:39.673 --> 00:55:40.674 (SNIFFS) 1243 00:55:40.757 --> 00:55:41.925 Mm-hmm. (GASPS) 1244 00:55:50.184 --> 00:55:51.185 Mm. 1245 00:55:55.814 --> 00:55:57.107 -(PIANO BLARES) -Oh. 1246 00:55:59.193 --> 00:56:01.486 Julia Child didn't succeed till she was 49. 1247 00:56:01.653 --> 00:56:03.572 Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop. 1248 00:56:03.739 --> 00:56:05.657 PAUL: Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks, man. 1249 00:56:05.824 --> 00:56:07.159 TERRY: There you are. 1250 00:56:08.243 --> 00:56:09.912 22: No hard feelings, right? All right. 1251 00:56:09.995 --> 00:56:10.996 Just friends. 1252 00:56:11.079 --> 00:56:12.289 Just friends goofing on each other. All right. 1253 00:56:12.915 --> 00:56:14.291 22: Okay. Goodbye, Paul. 1254 00:56:15.042 --> 00:56:16.126 Come to Terry. 1255 00:56:17.669 --> 00:56:18.795 -(MAN GASPS) -Gotcha! 1256 00:56:18.879 --> 00:56:19.880 (MAN SCREAMS) 1257 00:56:19.963 --> 00:56:21.423 Thought you could cheat the universe? 1258 00:56:21.507 --> 00:56:22.508 Well, you thought wrong. 1259 00:56:22.591 --> 00:56:24.885 I'm the accountant, and I'm here to bring you in... 1260 00:56:24.968 --> 00:56:27.554 Oh, whoa... You're not Joe Gardner. 1261 00:56:27.638 --> 00:56:28.722 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1262 00:56:28.805 --> 00:56:29.890 My mistake. 1263 00:56:29.973 --> 00:56:33.018 We'll just get you back into your meat suit. (CHUCKLES) 1264 00:56:34.478 --> 00:56:35.812 -(WHIMPERING) -There you go. 1265 00:56:35.896 --> 00:56:37.397 No harm, no foul. 1266 00:56:38.190 --> 00:56:40.359 Oh, boy. Look, uh, fella, 1267 00:56:40.526 --> 00:56:41.818 I'm thinking there's no reason 1268 00:56:41.902 --> 00:56:43.987 we can't keep this little incident between us, eh? 1269 00:56:44.154 --> 00:56:46.657 Mistakes happen. And, uh, it's not your time. 1270 00:56:46.823 --> 00:56:48.158 (CHUCKLING) Unless you keep eating 1271 00:56:48.242 --> 00:56:50.786 those processed foods, am I right? (LAUGHS) 1272 00:56:50.869 --> 00:56:52.329 -(FOOTSTEPS) -(TERRY GASPS) 1273 00:56:52.412 --> 00:56:53.830 (PAUL WHIMPERING) 1274 00:56:53.914 --> 00:56:56.917 But seriously, stay away from those processed foods. 1275 00:56:57.084 --> 00:56:58.377 (GASPS) 1276 00:57:01.672 --> 00:57:03.131 JOE: You know what, you did all right back there. 1277 00:57:03.215 --> 00:57:04.466 How did you know how to deal with Paul? 1278 00:57:04.633 --> 00:57:06.260 22: I didn't. I just let out the me. 1279 00:57:06.426 --> 00:57:09.638 Hey, like you said about jazz. I was jazzing. 1280 00:57:09.721 --> 00:57:11.849 JOE: First of all, "jazzing" is not a word. 1281 00:57:12.015 --> 00:57:15.310 And second, music and life operate by very different rules. 1282 00:57:15.477 --> 00:57:16.603 It says take one. 1283 00:57:16.770 --> 00:57:19.147 JOE: Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine. 1284 00:57:19.314 --> 00:57:20.649 "Man with a van." 1285 00:57:20.732 --> 00:57:22.401 I got a few in case we need a lot of vans. 1286 00:57:22.985 --> 00:57:24.486 Uh-huh. Now, let's get back to the plan. 1287 00:57:24.653 --> 00:57:27.114 We go to The Half Note and wait there for Moonwind. 1288 00:57:27.281 --> 00:57:28.615 It's around 4:00 p.m. now... 1289 00:57:28.782 --> 00:57:30.367 (LAUGHING) 1290 00:57:30.450 --> 00:57:31.451 You know what? 1291 00:57:31.535 --> 00:57:32.786 You are really getting good at using those legs. 1292 00:57:32.870 --> 00:57:34.788 -Why don't you try runnin'? -(RAILS CHIMING) 1293 00:57:34.872 --> 00:57:37.457 22: Hey! I made a song. I'm jazzing. 1294 00:57:37.541 --> 00:57:39.710 JOE: Okay, enough of the jazzing and everything like that. 1295 00:57:39.793 --> 00:57:41.253 We need to get somewhere. Now, I... 1296 00:57:41.336 --> 00:57:43.755 -22: (LAUGHING) That tickles. -Uh, what are you doing? 1297 00:57:43.839 --> 00:57:45.966 (22 WHOOPING, LAUGHING) 1298 00:57:46.049 --> 00:57:47.926 (WIND WHISTLING) 1299 00:57:50.846 --> 00:57:52.389 (CHUCKLES) Whoops. I got it. 1300 00:57:54.474 --> 00:57:55.475 (GRUNTS) 1301 00:57:55.726 --> 00:57:56.810 Would you hurry up? 1302 00:57:56.977 --> 00:57:58.145 Okay. 1303 00:57:58.228 --> 00:57:59.813 -(PANTS RIP) -(PEOPLE GASP) 1304 00:57:59.897 --> 00:58:01.899 You were right. These pants are loosening. 1305 00:58:01.982 --> 00:58:03.734 (GASPS) Oh, no, no, no. 1306 00:58:03.817 --> 00:58:05.068 Don't let people see your butt! 1307 00:58:05.152 --> 00:58:07.279 -22: It's your butt. -It doesn't matter whose butt... 1308 00:58:07.362 --> 00:58:09.072 Take off the jacket. Tie it around your waist. 1309 00:58:09.239 --> 00:58:10.991 Quick! Cover the butt! 1310 00:58:11.158 --> 00:58:12.492 (GASPS) What are we gonna do? 1311 00:58:12.659 --> 00:58:14.369 I can't find a tailor this late... 1312 00:58:15.537 --> 00:58:17.122 Oh, no. We're gonna have to go to Mom's. 1313 00:58:17.206 --> 00:58:18.207 22: Okay. 1314 00:58:18.290 --> 00:58:19.374 No, no, no, you don't understand. 1315 00:58:19.458 --> 00:58:20.501 Mom doesn't know about this gig. 1316 00:58:20.584 --> 00:58:21.585 And she's not gonna like it. 1317 00:58:21.668 --> 00:58:22.669 Okay. 1318 00:58:22.753 --> 00:58:23.795 We don't have any other choice. 1319 00:58:23.879 --> 00:58:24.880 Okay. 1320 00:58:24.963 --> 00:58:26.548 She's the only one that can fix this. 1321 00:58:26.715 --> 00:58:28.217 -Okay. -Stop saying "okay"! 1322 00:58:28.383 --> 00:58:30.385 We gotta catch the subway across town. Come on. 1323 00:58:30.552 --> 00:58:32.513 Okay... Got it. 1324 00:58:34.097 --> 00:58:36.183 My mom doesn't know anything about the gig, 1325 00:58:36.266 --> 00:58:37.601 and I wanna keep it that way, okay? 1326 00:58:37.768 --> 00:58:39.144 Right, because she thinks you're a failure. 1327 00:58:39.228 --> 00:58:40.521 -What? -I didn't say that. 1328 00:58:40.604 --> 00:58:41.855 You did. Up here. 1329 00:58:42.022 --> 00:58:44.358 Uh, look, my mom has her own definition of what success is, 1330 00:58:44.525 --> 00:58:46.777 and being a professional musician isn't it. 1331 00:58:46.944 --> 00:58:51.949 So, let me see, I need the suit fixed for a, uh, school band recital. 1332 00:58:52.032 --> 00:58:55.577 (SIGHS) I'm not looking forward to this, but there's no reason she needs to know... 1333 00:58:55.744 --> 00:58:59.122 ♪ We shall come around To touch eyes again 1334 00:58:59.206 --> 00:59:01.834 ♪ If love is the foundation 1335 00:59:01.917 --> 00:59:04.253 ♪ If the purpose be To recycle life 1336 00:59:04.336 --> 00:59:07.172 ♪ I promise you I'll bring us to one 1337 00:59:07.256 --> 00:59:09.591 ♪ Bleeding heart in the end now 1338 00:59:09.758 --> 00:59:12.928 ♪ Though we're apart 1339 00:59:13.303 --> 00:59:15.013 I don't know. All the times I've been 1340 00:59:15.097 --> 00:59:17.766 so close to getting to my dreams, 1341 00:59:17.850 --> 00:59:19.810 (SIGHS) something always gets in the way. 1342 00:59:19.893 --> 00:59:21.019 You know what I mean? 1343 00:59:24.481 --> 00:59:26.650 ♪ How true lovin' began 1344 00:59:27.359 --> 00:59:28.527 He's good. 1345 00:59:28.694 --> 00:59:32.447 And I've heard music before, but I've never felt like this inside. 1346 00:59:32.614 --> 00:59:35.158 Of course, you love music now, because you're me. Let's go. 1347 00:59:37.703 --> 00:59:38.829 ♪ Now, love 1348 00:59:38.996 --> 00:59:39.997 Let's go. 1349 00:59:40.873 --> 00:59:43.125 ♪ Love 1350 00:59:43.750 --> 00:59:46.545 ♪ Love, love 1351 00:59:46.712 --> 00:59:47.713 ♪ Talkin' about love 1352 00:59:49.631 --> 00:59:52.009 ♪ Love 1353 00:59:52.092 --> 00:59:53.093 ♪ Love ♪ 1354 00:59:58.682 --> 01:00:00.100 Whoa! (CHUCKLES) 1355 01:00:00.184 --> 01:00:01.685 (EXCLAIMING) 1356 01:00:01.768 --> 01:00:03.020 Hey, take it easy, eh? 1357 01:00:03.187 --> 01:00:04.688 I'm sorry. 1358 01:00:05.063 --> 01:00:06.398 Don't worry about it. 1359 01:00:06.481 --> 01:00:08.066 It's the subway. It does that to some people. 1360 01:00:08.233 --> 01:00:09.776 -Does what? -It wears you down. 1361 01:00:09.943 --> 01:00:12.237 It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded. 1362 01:00:12.404 --> 01:00:15.657 Every day the same thing, day in and day out. 1363 01:00:16.283 --> 01:00:18.493 But once I get on the stage tonight, 1364 01:00:18.577 --> 01:00:20.454 all my troubles are going to be fixed. 1365 01:00:20.621 --> 01:00:23.123 You're gonna see a brand-new Joe Gardner. 1366 01:00:23.207 --> 01:00:24.833 (LOUD SLURPING) 1367 01:00:26.251 --> 01:00:27.252 Where'd you get that? 1368 01:00:27.419 --> 01:00:28.879 Under the seat. Can you believe it? 1369 01:00:28.962 --> 01:00:31.048 It's still half-full. (GASPS) 1370 01:00:32.633 --> 01:00:34.468 JOE: All right, remember, 1371 01:00:34.551 --> 01:00:37.596 I need the suit fixed for a band recital. Got it? 1372 01:00:39.139 --> 01:00:40.557 (LAUGHTER) 1373 01:00:41.099 --> 01:00:44.061 LULU: Joey! Oh, baby boy... MELBA: Joey! 1374 01:00:44.144 --> 01:00:46.230 -Oh, I'm so proud of you. -...we heard the news. 1375 01:00:46.313 --> 01:00:48.357 -(LIBBA CLEARS THROAT) -(R&B MUSIC PLAYING) 1376 01:00:48.607 --> 01:00:49.608 Oh, crap. She knows. 1377 01:00:49.775 --> 01:00:51.318 Your momma's in the back. 1378 01:00:51.485 --> 01:00:53.111 -You gotta go in there. -No, I don't want to. 1379 01:00:53.278 --> 01:00:55.614 You have to. We need the suit fixed. 1380 01:00:55.697 --> 01:00:56.990 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1381 01:00:57.950 --> 01:00:59.826 You forgetting something, Joey? 1382 01:00:59.993 --> 01:01:01.036 -What? -Kiss her. 1383 01:01:01.245 --> 01:01:03.372 I always kiss Melba when I see her. 1384 01:01:05.707 --> 01:01:07.125 Just do it. 1385 01:01:11.129 --> 01:01:12.756 No, no, no. Not on the lips. 1386 01:01:12.840 --> 01:01:14.883 (GASPS) Joey! What has gotten into you, boy? 1387 01:01:14.967 --> 01:01:16.009 (LAUGHING) Let him finish. 1388 01:01:16.093 --> 01:01:17.177 LULU: Cougar. I knew it. 1389 01:01:17.344 --> 01:01:20.264 I'll take another kiss when you get back, Joey. 1390 01:01:20.347 --> 01:01:22.850 (R&B MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1391 01:01:24.810 --> 01:01:27.813 So much for being done chasing after gigs, huh? 1392 01:01:28.146 --> 01:01:31.567 I hope that cat isn't supposed to be some kind of peace offering. 1393 01:01:31.733 --> 01:01:32.943 (WHISPERS) Come. Come on. 1394 01:01:33.110 --> 01:01:34.194 Just say you rescued it. 1395 01:01:34.278 --> 01:01:36.655 Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it. 1396 01:01:36.738 --> 01:01:39.032 Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career. 1397 01:01:39.116 --> 01:01:40.200 Oh. 1398 01:01:40.284 --> 01:01:43.412 (SIGHS) Just ask her nicely if she can fix my suit. 1399 01:01:43.579 --> 01:01:47.249 So, Mom, is there any way you can fix this? 1400 01:01:47.332 --> 01:01:48.792 Whoa! I don't need to see that. 1401 01:01:48.959 --> 01:01:51.003 I know. Embarrassing, right? 1402 01:01:51.170 --> 01:01:52.671 So, you'll fix it? 1403 01:01:52.838 --> 01:01:53.964 -LIBBA: No. -BOTH: What? 1404 01:01:54.047 --> 01:01:56.341 How long are you going to keep doing this, Joey? 1405 01:01:56.425 --> 01:01:58.635 You tell me you're going to accept the full-time position... 1406 01:01:58.719 --> 01:01:59.720 Here it comes. 1407 01:01:59.803 --> 01:02:01.096 LIBBA: ...and instead, I hear you've taken another gig. 1408 01:02:01.180 --> 01:02:02.306 Tell her that this one is different. 1409 01:02:02.389 --> 01:02:03.390 This one's different! 1410 01:02:03.473 --> 01:02:05.726 Does this gig have a pension? Health insurance? 1411 01:02:06.101 --> 01:02:08.770 No? Then it's the same as the other ones. 1412 01:02:08.937 --> 01:02:10.856 It's like you can't even be truthful with me anymore. 1413 01:02:11.023 --> 01:02:12.983 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1414 01:02:13.150 --> 01:02:16.028 My mom has never understood what I'm trying to do with my life. 1415 01:02:16.111 --> 01:02:17.738 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1416 01:02:17.821 --> 01:02:19.489 -(BOTH GASP) -My mom has never understood 1417 01:02:19.573 --> 01:02:20.657 what I'm trying to do with my life. 1418 01:02:20.741 --> 01:02:22.659 -22! -What did you just say? 1419 01:02:22.743 --> 01:02:24.995 Oof. Can I run away now, like you usually do? 1420 01:02:27.456 --> 01:02:30.459 No. Not this time. Repeat after me. 1421 01:02:31.001 --> 01:02:33.378 Mom, I know we've had some rough times, 1422 01:02:33.837 --> 01:02:35.380 but you're right, 1423 01:02:35.881 --> 01:02:38.133 (IN JOE'S VOICE) I can't be truthful with you. 1424 01:02:38.300 --> 01:02:41.136 Because it seems like no matter what I do, you disapprove. 1425 01:02:41.303 --> 01:02:43.347 Look, I know you love playing. 1426 01:02:43.514 --> 01:02:46.517 Then how come except for church, you're the happiest when I don't? 1427 01:02:46.683 --> 01:02:49.895 I finally land the gig of my life and you're upset. 1428 01:02:50.062 --> 01:02:52.856 You didn't see how tough being a musician was on your father. 1429 01:02:53.023 --> 01:02:54.858 I don't want to see you struggle like that. 1430 01:02:55.025 --> 01:02:57.110 So Dad could pursue his dreams, and I can't? 1431 01:02:57.277 --> 01:02:59.154 Your father had me. 1432 01:02:59.321 --> 01:03:02.157 Most times, this shop is what paid the bills. 1433 01:03:02.324 --> 01:03:04.868 So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours? 1434 01:03:05.035 --> 01:03:06.495 Music is all I think about. 1435 01:03:06.662 --> 01:03:08.747 From the moment I wake up in the morning 1436 01:03:08.830 --> 01:03:10.874 to the moment I fall asleep at night. 1437 01:03:11.041 --> 01:03:13.293 You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey. 1438 01:03:13.460 --> 01:03:14.837 Then I don't want to eat. 1439 01:03:15.003 --> 01:03:17.840 This isn't about my career, Mom. 1440 01:03:18.048 --> 01:03:20.175 (SIGHS) It's my reason for living. 1441 01:03:20.259 --> 01:03:22.094 And I know Dad felt the same way. 1442 01:03:23.011 --> 01:03:26.306 (SIGHS) I'm just afraid that if I died today, 1443 01:03:26.849 --> 01:03:29.893 that my life would've amounted to nothing. 1444 01:03:32.104 --> 01:03:33.313 Joey. 1445 01:03:40.529 --> 01:03:41.530 Oh. 1446 01:03:47.744 --> 01:03:50.706 LIBBA: Let's make this work instead. 1447 01:03:54.668 --> 01:03:56.170 That's my dad's suit. 1448 01:03:56.336 --> 01:03:57.546 LIBBA: Lulu. Melba. 1449 01:03:57.629 --> 01:04:00.174 Bring your good scissors in here. We got work to do. 1450 01:04:05.345 --> 01:04:07.264 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE) Wow. This feels really nice. 1451 01:04:07.431 --> 01:04:09.725 -You look marvelous. -It fits perfectly. 1452 01:04:09.808 --> 01:04:10.809 MELBA: You see how I did that? 1453 01:04:10.893 --> 01:04:14.104 That is one fine wool suit, if I do say so myself. 1454 01:04:14.271 --> 01:04:15.480 -Can I try on that? -Of course you can. 1455 01:04:15.647 --> 01:04:17.608 -MELBA: Just handsome. -(LIBBA CHUCKLING) 1456 01:04:17.774 --> 01:04:20.360 Thank you, uh, Mom. 1457 01:04:20.527 --> 01:04:23.155 Ray would have been so proud of you, baby. 1458 01:04:23.697 --> 01:04:25.699 Like I've always been. 1459 01:04:27.409 --> 01:04:28.535 You heard me, right? 1460 01:04:28.619 --> 01:04:30.871 The suit is wool, not polyester. 1461 01:04:31.038 --> 01:04:33.207 So, don't go putting that cat on your shoulders again. 1462 01:04:33.290 --> 01:04:34.291 BOTH: Yes, ma'am! 1463 01:04:34.374 --> 01:04:35.667 MELBA: Oh, there's a nice little taper there. 1464 01:04:35.834 --> 01:04:37.044 Thanks, Mom. 1465 01:04:39.713 --> 01:04:41.048 Oh, that was amazin'. 1466 01:04:41.131 --> 01:04:42.966 You know what that felt like? It felt like jazz. 1467 01:04:43.133 --> 01:04:44.551 Yeah, you were jazzing. 1468 01:04:44.718 --> 01:04:46.470 JOE: Ha-ha. Okay, jazzing. 1469 01:04:48.263 --> 01:04:49.306 I'm telling you, Joe. 1470 01:04:49.389 --> 01:04:50.933 You really should call Lisa again. 1471 01:04:51.099 --> 01:04:53.810 JOE: I don't really have time for a relationship right now, 22. 1472 01:04:53.977 --> 01:04:55.354 Oh, busy right now? 1473 01:04:55.437 --> 01:04:56.772 Wanna wait till you die a second time? 1474 01:04:56.939 --> 01:04:58.106 -Cool, cool, cool. -(JOE LAUGHS) 1475 01:04:58.273 --> 01:04:59.900 I can't believe I'm getting romantic advice 1476 01:04:59.983 --> 01:05:01.068 from an unborn soul. (CHUCKLES) 1477 01:05:01.151 --> 01:05:02.778 22: I can think of worse. 1478 01:05:02.945 --> 01:05:04.154 JOE: There it is. 1479 01:05:05.280 --> 01:05:10.035 (LAUGHS) We made it! This is going to work. 1480 01:05:10.118 --> 01:05:12.329 Whoa! I can't believe how good I look. 1481 01:05:12.496 --> 01:05:15.332 The suit, the cut. Just look at me. 1482 01:05:15.415 --> 01:05:16.875 (LAUGHS) 1483 01:05:16.959 --> 01:05:19.503 (SCATTING) 1484 01:05:19.586 --> 01:05:21.129 (LAUGHS) 1485 01:05:21.213 --> 01:05:23.340 -Ooh, just turn a little bit right there. -22: Like this? 1486 01:05:23.423 --> 01:05:25.509 -Angle the shoulders, and... -22: Oh, hey, who's that? 1487 01:05:25.592 --> 01:05:26.635 -And from this side. -JOE: That's it. 1488 01:05:26.718 --> 01:05:27.761 22: What? Who's back here? 1489 01:05:27.845 --> 01:05:29.429 -Still me. Uh-huh. -JOE: That's a winner. 1490 01:05:29.513 --> 01:05:31.723 -Right? -(JOE LAUGHING) 1491 01:05:32.766 --> 01:05:34.726 This can't be happenin'. Now, I'm not gonna believe this. 1492 01:05:34.893 --> 01:05:36.520 The Half Note. 1493 01:05:36.603 --> 01:05:38.564 (GIRL GIGGLING) 1494 01:05:40.691 --> 01:05:43.193 WOMAN: (LAUGHING) He made you pay for dinner? 1495 01:05:43.277 --> 01:05:44.319 MAN: Yeah... 1496 01:05:44.403 --> 01:05:46.238 (LEAVES RUSTLING) 1497 01:05:53.203 --> 01:05:54.830 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1498 01:05:54.913 --> 01:05:56.999 (SERENE ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1499 01:06:05.924 --> 01:06:07.676 -JOE: So, you ready? -Huh? 1500 01:06:07.759 --> 01:06:08.969 To go home. 1501 01:06:09.052 --> 01:06:11.471 I bet you're ready to get off of this stinky rock, huh? 1502 01:06:11.638 --> 01:06:13.515 What do you think of Earth, anyway? 1503 01:06:16.518 --> 01:06:17.811 (SIGHS) 1504 01:06:17.895 --> 01:06:20.397 I always said it was dumb. But... 1505 01:06:21.940 --> 01:06:23.025 I mean... 1506 01:06:23.525 --> 01:06:25.444 Just look at what I found. 1507 01:06:26.320 --> 01:06:29.364 Your mom sewed your suit from this cute spool. 1508 01:06:29.907 --> 01:06:32.451 When I was nervous, Dez gave me this. 1509 01:06:32.618 --> 01:06:35.829 A guy on the subway yelled at me. It was scary. 1510 01:06:36.413 --> 01:06:39.333 But I kind of liked that, too. 1511 01:06:40.042 --> 01:06:41.293 (22 SIGHS) 1512 01:06:43.212 --> 01:06:44.671 Truth is, I've always worried 1513 01:06:44.755 --> 01:06:47.466 that maybe there's something wrong with me. You know? 1514 01:06:48.383 --> 01:06:50.677 Maybe I'm not good enough for living. 1515 01:06:51.678 --> 01:06:57.935 But then you showed me about purpose and passion, 1516 01:06:58.018 --> 01:07:00.187 and maybe sky-watching can be my spark. 1517 01:07:00.270 --> 01:07:02.356 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1518 01:07:02.523 --> 01:07:04.233 Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1519 01:07:04.316 --> 01:07:05.609 That's just regular old living. 1520 01:07:05.776 --> 01:07:07.778 But, hey, when you get back to the You Seminar, 1521 01:07:07.945 --> 01:07:09.321 you can give it an honest try. 1522 01:07:09.488 --> 01:07:12.074 No, but I've been at the You Seminar for thousands of years 1523 01:07:12.241 --> 01:07:14.326 and I have never felt this close. 1524 01:07:14.493 --> 01:07:17.454 Joe! Who's ready to go home? 1525 01:07:17.621 --> 01:07:18.622 (GASPS) Moonwind. 1526 01:07:18.705 --> 01:07:19.748 The stars are almost in alignment. 1527 01:07:19.831 --> 01:07:20.832 JOE: All right. 1528 01:07:20.916 --> 01:07:22.125 I'll have you back in your bodies in no time. 1529 01:07:22.501 --> 01:07:25.796 No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth. 1530 01:07:25.879 --> 01:07:27.923 This is my only chance to find my spark. 1531 01:07:28.090 --> 01:07:31.635 22, you're only loving this stuff because you're in my body. 1532 01:07:31.802 --> 01:07:35.097 You can find your own thing to love when you get back to the You Seminar. 1533 01:07:35.264 --> 01:07:37.516 Now, come on, I need my body back. Now! 1534 01:07:40.185 --> 01:07:41.186 No. 1535 01:07:43.230 --> 01:07:44.773 I'm in the chair. 1536 01:07:45.399 --> 01:07:46.817 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1537 01:07:46.900 --> 01:07:48.610 -22! -22: Leave me alone! 1538 01:07:48.777 --> 01:07:50.821 I'm trying to find my purpose! 1539 01:07:50.988 --> 01:07:52.656 JOE: 22, you come back here! 1540 01:07:55.033 --> 01:07:56.368 22! 1541 01:08:03.876 --> 01:08:04.960 WOMAN: Mr. Mittens. 1542 01:08:05.043 --> 01:08:06.920 -(SNARLING) -Oh. 1543 01:08:12.676 --> 01:08:14.052 TERRY: There they are. 1544 01:08:16.263 --> 01:08:18.807 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA) 1545 01:08:20.684 --> 01:08:21.977 You come back here right now! 1546 01:08:24.146 --> 01:08:25.689 You stole my body! 1547 01:08:30.360 --> 01:08:32.196 (MUSIC DISTORTS) 1548 01:08:41.079 --> 01:08:43.081 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1549 01:08:52.549 --> 01:08:55.052 TERRY: It's your time to go, Joe Gardner. 1550 01:08:58.388 --> 01:08:59.640 (GASPS) 1551 01:09:01.934 --> 01:09:02.935 Oh, no, you don't. 1552 01:09:05.687 --> 01:09:06.688 Gotcha! 1553 01:09:08.357 --> 01:09:09.900 No, no, no. 1554 01:09:15.906 --> 01:09:17.199 (PANTS) 1555 01:09:17.574 --> 01:09:19.076 (GRUNTS) 1556 01:09:19.785 --> 01:09:22.162 No, no! 1557 01:09:23.705 --> 01:09:25.749 I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams! 1558 01:09:25.916 --> 01:09:27.668 And I was about to find my spark! 1559 01:09:27.835 --> 01:09:29.169 JOE: Find your spark? My life was finally going to change! 1560 01:09:29.336 --> 01:09:30.587 22: You promised, but you wouldn't even give me five minutes! 1561 01:09:30.754 --> 01:09:31.880 JOE: I lost everything because of you! 1562 01:09:31.964 --> 01:09:32.965 Joe! 1563 01:09:34.216 --> 01:09:35.801 You cheated. 1564 01:09:41.223 --> 01:09:42.558 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -TERRY: Found him. 1565 01:09:42.724 --> 01:09:43.976 -Joe Gardner. -You're back! 1566 01:09:44.059 --> 01:09:45.102 Terry, you found them. 1567 01:09:45.185 --> 01:09:46.186 TERRY: No need to thank me. 1568 01:09:46.353 --> 01:09:48.856 It's so nice to have everything back in order, and... 1569 01:09:49.731 --> 01:09:51.942 22 got her pass? 1570 01:09:54.236 --> 01:09:55.821 -Oh, my goodness. -22! You got an Earth Pass! 1571 01:09:55.904 --> 01:09:57.364 -This is amazing! -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1572 01:09:57.531 --> 01:09:58.824 COUNSELOR JERRY A: I knew you could do it. 1573 01:09:58.907 --> 01:09:59.950 COUNSELOR JERRY B: This is cray cray. 1574 01:10:00.117 --> 01:10:02.870 But what... What filled in the last box? 1575 01:10:03.036 --> 01:10:05.414 I'll tell you what filled it in. I did! 1576 01:10:05.581 --> 01:10:07.332 It was my spark that changed that badge. 1577 01:10:07.499 --> 01:10:11.003 She only got that because she was living my life in my body. 1578 01:10:11.170 --> 01:10:13.380 -I was... -TERRY: Come on, Mr. Gardner. 1579 01:10:13.797 --> 01:10:14.798 (SNAPS FINGERS) 1580 01:10:14.882 --> 01:10:16.133 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe, it's time for you 1581 01:10:16.216 --> 01:10:17.968 to accompany 22 to the Earth portal. 1582 01:10:18.135 --> 01:10:19.636 Give you a chance to say goodbye. 1583 01:10:19.803 --> 01:10:21.430 Of course. It's standard procedure. 1584 01:10:21.597 --> 01:10:24.349 Just hold on a minute. I get to set the count right. 1585 01:10:24.516 --> 01:10:27.102 Terry, you have done a super job. 1586 01:10:27.186 --> 01:10:28.228 We'll take it from here. 1587 01:10:28.312 --> 01:10:29.313 You're amazing. 1588 01:10:30.189 --> 01:10:31.356 Well, thank you. 1589 01:10:32.357 --> 01:10:34.026 Terrytime. 1590 01:10:34.526 --> 01:10:36.361 COUNSELOR JERRY B: Go ahead, you two. 1591 01:10:46.413 --> 01:10:47.414 You don't know. 1592 01:10:48.957 --> 01:10:51.126 You can't be sure why my pass changed. 1593 01:10:51.502 --> 01:10:53.295 (SIGHS) Come on, 22. Think about it. 1594 01:10:53.462 --> 01:10:56.340 You hated music until you were in my body. 1595 01:10:56.507 --> 01:11:00.010 You hated everything until you were me. 1596 01:11:01.720 --> 01:11:02.804 (JOE SCOFFS) 1597 01:11:03.180 --> 01:11:04.515 I hope you enjoy it. 1598 01:11:21.573 --> 01:11:22.658 JOE: Uh... 1599 01:11:24.910 --> 01:11:27.120 I have to ask, how the Dickens did you do it? 1600 01:11:27.287 --> 01:11:28.789 Get that Earth Pass to change? 1601 01:11:28.872 --> 01:11:31.500 Oh. You know what, I... I just let her walk 1602 01:11:31.583 --> 01:11:33.252 a mile in my shoes, you could say. 1603 01:11:33.460 --> 01:11:34.711 Well, it worked. 1604 01:11:35.337 --> 01:11:36.421 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1605 01:11:36.588 --> 01:11:39.341 Well, you should probably get going to the Great Beyond. 1606 01:11:39.508 --> 01:11:42.177 Hey, um, we never found out what 22's purpose was. 1607 01:11:42.719 --> 01:11:44.805 -Excuse me? -You know, her, uh, spark. 1608 01:11:44.972 --> 01:11:48.642 Her purpose. Was it music? Biology? Walking? (CHUCKLES) 1609 01:11:48.809 --> 01:11:51.144 We don't assign purposes. Where did you get that idea? 1610 01:11:51.854 --> 01:11:52.855 Because I have piano. 1611 01:11:52.938 --> 01:11:54.982 It's what I was born to do. That's my spark. 1612 01:11:55.148 --> 01:11:57.401 A spark isn't a soul's purpose. 1613 01:11:58.068 --> 01:12:00.112 Oh, you mentors and your passions. 1614 01:12:00.279 --> 01:12:04.700 Your purposes. Your meanings of life. (SIGHS) So basic. 1615 01:12:04.783 --> 01:12:06.910 -(CHUCKLES) -No, no, it... 1616 01:12:10.706 --> 01:12:11.915 NEW SOUL: Wow. 1617 01:12:11.999 --> 01:12:15.169 It is music. My spark is music. I... 1618 01:12:15.878 --> 01:12:17.296 I know it is. 1619 01:12:23.260 --> 01:12:24.261 22: I'm no good. 1620 01:12:25.095 --> 01:12:26.805 I got no purpose. 1621 01:12:28.015 --> 01:12:29.349 No purpose. 1622 01:12:30.058 --> 01:12:32.060 No purpose. 1623 01:12:33.478 --> 01:12:35.480 (SOFT CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1624 01:13:00.923 --> 01:13:03.091 -(PANTING) -Mr. G? 1625 01:13:03.175 --> 01:13:04.760 Curley, I made it. I'm ready to go. 1626 01:13:04.927 --> 01:13:06.094 You're too late, man. 1627 01:13:06.261 --> 01:13:07.304 Let me talk to Dorothea. 1628 01:13:07.387 --> 01:13:09.598 No, no, no, man. She don't play that. 1629 01:13:09.806 --> 01:13:13.060 These rappers act like... Who let this lunatic in here? 1630 01:13:13.227 --> 01:13:15.145 Listen, you gotta give me another chance. 1631 01:13:15.354 --> 01:13:18.357 This is my band. I decide who plays. 1632 01:13:18.524 --> 01:13:20.234 And if you don't go with me, 1633 01:13:20.317 --> 01:13:22.694 you'll be making the biggest mistake of your career. 1634 01:13:23.278 --> 01:13:25.781 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 1635 01:13:26.240 --> 01:13:29.243 My only purpose on this planet is to play. 1636 01:13:29.409 --> 01:13:32.663 It's what I was meant to do. And nothing's gonna stop me. 1637 01:13:36.750 --> 01:13:39.628 Well, aren't you an arrogant one? 1638 01:13:39.795 --> 01:13:42.714 I guess you really are a jazz player. 1639 01:13:42.881 --> 01:13:45.926 Tell Robert he's out. For now. 1640 01:13:47.094 --> 01:13:48.387 Nice suit. 1641 01:13:58.272 --> 01:14:02.109 Get ready, Joe Gardner, your life is about to start. 1642 01:14:02.693 --> 01:14:05.112 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC) 1643 01:14:37.477 --> 01:14:39.479 (PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MUSIC) 1644 01:14:45.485 --> 01:14:47.487 (PLAYING UPBEAT TRILLING NOTES) 1645 01:14:52.910 --> 01:14:54.912 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC) 1646 01:15:08.342 --> 01:15:10.219 (AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1647 01:15:19.186 --> 01:15:21.313 Welcome to the quartet, Teach. 1648 01:15:24.107 --> 01:15:25.567 (WHOOPING) 1649 01:15:25.651 --> 01:15:27.528 LIBBA: That's my Joey! 1650 01:15:27.611 --> 01:15:29.446 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1651 01:15:32.533 --> 01:15:34.326 -What a show! -That last solo was brilliant. 1652 01:15:34.493 --> 01:15:35.494 That was amazing! 1653 01:15:35.661 --> 01:15:36.995 I'm not gonna cover that bridge for you again. 1654 01:15:37.162 --> 01:15:38.747 -Whoo! Later, Mr. G. -Congratulations. 1655 01:15:38.914 --> 01:15:40.624 MELBA: You did great. We love you. 1656 01:15:40.707 --> 01:15:41.750 I'm so proud of you, Joey. 1657 01:15:41.834 --> 01:15:44.211 Gotta get to bed. We old. 1658 01:15:44.294 --> 01:15:45.712 (JOE CHUCKLES) 1659 01:15:46.713 --> 01:15:49.341 You play 100 shows, and one of them is killer. 1660 01:15:49.508 --> 01:15:51.385 You don't get many like tonight. 1661 01:15:51.552 --> 01:15:52.845 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1662 01:15:53.887 --> 01:15:56.223 So, uh, (CHUCKLES) what happens next? 1663 01:15:56.390 --> 01:15:59.643 We come back tomorrow night and do it all again. 1664 01:16:02.020 --> 01:16:03.438 What's wrong, Teach? 1665 01:16:04.523 --> 01:16:09.820 It's just I've been waiting on this day for my entire life. 1666 01:16:12.406 --> 01:16:14.283 I thought I'd feel different. 1667 01:16:17.202 --> 01:16:19.580 I heard this story about a fish. 1668 01:16:20.289 --> 01:16:22.541 He swims up to this older fish and says, 1669 01:16:22.708 --> 01:16:25.502 "I'm trying to find this thing they call the ocean." 1670 01:16:25.669 --> 01:16:27.754 "The ocean?" says the older fish. 1671 01:16:27.838 --> 01:16:29.298 "That's what you're in right now." 1672 01:16:29.464 --> 01:16:32.676 "This?" says the young fish. "This is water. 1673 01:16:32.843 --> 01:16:35.762 "What I want is the ocean." 1674 01:16:38.682 --> 01:16:40.392 See you tomorrow. 1675 01:16:43.896 --> 01:16:45.731 (CAB DRIVING AWAY) 1676 01:16:53.322 --> 01:16:55.240 -Hey, man. -Sorry. 1677 01:17:12.090 --> 01:17:14.510 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1678 01:17:38.951 --> 01:17:40.035 (SIGHS) 1679 01:17:41.453 --> 01:17:42.579 (PLAYS NOTE) 1680 01:18:26.456 --> 01:18:28.458 (PLAYING SOFT CHORDS) 1681 01:18:40.012 --> 01:18:41.805 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1682 01:19:22.179 --> 01:19:23.972 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1683 01:19:37.694 --> 01:19:39.530 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1684 01:19:45.410 --> 01:19:47.412 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 1685 01:19:52.459 --> 01:19:54.336 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1686 01:20:26.159 --> 01:20:28.078 22: Maybe sky-watching can be my spark. 1687 01:20:28.161 --> 01:20:30.497 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1688 01:20:30.664 --> 01:20:32.416 JOE: Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1689 01:20:32.499 --> 01:20:34.251 That's just regular old living. 1690 01:20:35.169 --> 01:20:36.420 (STOPS PLAYING) 1691 01:20:55.189 --> 01:20:57.191 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 1692 01:21:20.964 --> 01:21:22.508 -MOONWIND: Joe? -JOE: Huh? 1693 01:21:23.342 --> 01:21:24.426 MOONWIND: Joe! 1694 01:21:24.593 --> 01:21:27.054 Good heavens, man. What are you doing in the zone? 1695 01:21:27.221 --> 01:21:30.682 Moonwind. I messed up. I need to find 22. 1696 01:21:30.849 --> 01:21:34.144 I'm afraid she's become a lost soul. 1697 01:21:34.311 --> 01:21:35.854 -What? -I'll explain on the way. 1698 01:21:38.815 --> 01:21:40.317 When neither of you returned to The Half Note, 1699 01:21:40.484 --> 01:21:41.944 I suspected something had gone wrong. 1700 01:21:42.110 --> 01:21:46.073 I came back here, and that's when I spotted her. 1701 01:21:46.156 --> 01:21:47.366 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1702 01:21:48.700 --> 01:21:52.621 Lost souls are obsessed by something that disconnects them from life. 1703 01:21:52.788 --> 01:21:56.041 And now that 22 has technically lived, she's become one of them. 1704 01:21:56.208 --> 01:21:57.668 -There! -Good show. 1705 01:21:57.751 --> 01:21:59.795 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1706 01:22:04.591 --> 01:22:05.592 22! 1707 01:22:06.885 --> 01:22:07.970 (SNARLS) 1708 01:22:08.637 --> 01:22:10.430 -Ready the net. -I'm on it. 1709 01:22:22.734 --> 01:22:23.861 MOONWIND: She's got us! 1710 01:22:23.944 --> 01:22:25.070 (RUMBLING) 1711 01:22:27.281 --> 01:22:28.282 JOE: Moonwind! 1712 01:22:28.365 --> 01:22:29.992 MOONWIND: A captain always goes down with the ship. 1713 01:22:30.158 --> 01:22:31.326 It has been a... 1714 01:22:36.164 --> 01:22:37.165 (SNARLS) 1715 01:22:37.249 --> 01:22:38.250 22! 1716 01:22:39.710 --> 01:22:41.837 Come back, 22. It's me, Joe. 1717 01:22:44.131 --> 01:22:45.340 Easy, 22, easy. 1718 01:22:45.507 --> 01:22:48.635 I just came back to give you this. 1719 01:22:48.719 --> 01:22:50.304 (SNARLING) 1720 01:22:51.013 --> 01:22:52.014 Easy. 1721 01:22:53.682 --> 01:22:55.684 22, listen. Come back! 1722 01:22:59.313 --> 01:23:01.982 And for correcting our absent-minded mistakes 1723 01:23:02.065 --> 01:23:03.150 and setting the count right, 1724 01:23:03.317 --> 01:23:07.446 we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy. As you requested. 1725 01:23:08.906 --> 01:23:12.284 I am happy to accept this very special award I requested, 1726 01:23:12.451 --> 01:23:15.078 but that I absolutely deserve. 1727 01:23:15.329 --> 01:23:17.581 -(22 SNARLING) -(ALL EXCLAIM) 1728 01:23:18.123 --> 01:23:19.166 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe Gardner? 1729 01:23:19.249 --> 01:23:20.250 And I'll just take that back. 1730 01:23:20.417 --> 01:23:21.418 Hey. 1731 01:23:23.045 --> 01:23:26.340 Oi, noob! You're not where you belong. 1732 01:23:27.257 --> 01:23:29.426 -(22 HISSING) -(TERRY YELPING) 1733 01:23:29.510 --> 01:23:31.053 (NEW SOULS EXCLAIM) 1734 01:23:31.136 --> 01:23:32.763 COUNSELOR JERRY: Uh... (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1735 01:23:32.846 --> 01:23:34.640 22, stop. I have something to tell you. 1736 01:23:36.517 --> 01:23:39.144 (GRUNTING) Stop that. No. 1737 01:23:39.228 --> 01:23:41.063 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 1738 01:23:41.772 --> 01:23:43.148 22! 1739 01:23:44.149 --> 01:23:45.526 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Whoa, watch out! 1740 01:23:45.692 --> 01:23:46.860 COUNSELOR JERRY D: Take it easy. 1741 01:23:46.944 --> 01:23:47.986 -There, there. -There's no need to be afraid. 1742 01:23:48.195 --> 01:23:50.322 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Don't worry. Calm down. 1743 01:23:50.489 --> 01:23:52.407 You have to stop running. Please. 1744 01:23:52.574 --> 01:23:53.909 JOE: 22, stop. 1745 01:23:54.159 --> 01:23:55.410 22, I was wrong. 1746 01:23:56.620 --> 01:24:00.415 Please, will you listen? You are ready to live, 22. 1747 01:24:02.876 --> 01:24:03.877 (22 ROARS) 1748 01:24:05.462 --> 01:24:07.881 -(WIND WHISTLING) -(22 CRYING) 1749 01:24:13.428 --> 01:24:15.389 I'm not good enough. Nope. No. 1750 01:24:15.639 --> 01:24:16.974 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. 1751 01:24:17.057 --> 01:24:18.058 JOE: 22! 1752 01:24:19.142 --> 01:24:20.269 (IN 22'S VOICE) You're dishonest. 1753 01:24:20.352 --> 01:24:21.770 All you make are bad decisions. 1754 01:24:21.937 --> 01:24:23.856 You are unwise and you won't make it in the world. 1755 01:24:23.939 --> 01:24:24.982 You're so selfish. 1756 01:24:25.065 --> 01:24:26.108 No one would ever want to be around you. 1757 01:24:26.191 --> 01:24:27.317 Loser. 1758 01:24:27.484 --> 01:24:29.653 Oh, the world needs remarkable people 1759 01:24:29.820 --> 01:24:32.739 and you are the least remarkable soul I've ever met. 1760 01:24:33.031 --> 01:24:34.867 You'll never find your spark. 1761 01:24:35.033 --> 01:24:36.034 Imbecile. 1762 01:24:36.201 --> 01:24:37.744 -I cannot help you. -(VOICES OVERLAPPING) 1763 01:24:37.828 --> 01:24:38.871 22! 1764 01:24:39.037 --> 01:24:40.622 22: I just need to fill out that last box. 1765 01:24:40.789 --> 01:24:41.915 I'm not good enough at all. 1766 01:24:42.207 --> 01:24:43.959 You will never find your spark. 1767 01:24:44.042 --> 01:24:45.419 There's no point. 1768 01:24:46.420 --> 01:24:48.046 (IN 22'S VOICE) Those aren't purposes, you idiot. 1769 01:24:48.130 --> 01:24:49.715 That's just regular old living. 1770 01:24:49.882 --> 01:24:51.341 This is a waste of time. 1771 01:24:51.508 --> 01:24:53.927 You only got that badge because you were in my body. 1772 01:24:54.094 --> 01:24:55.929 That's why you ruin everything. 1773 01:24:56.096 --> 01:24:58.765 Because you have no purpose. 1774 01:24:58.849 --> 01:25:00.058 (JOE SHOUTS) 1775 01:25:02.186 --> 01:25:03.478 (JOE GRUNTING) 1776 01:25:04.271 --> 01:25:06.523 (GASPS) No, no, no. 1777 01:25:09.902 --> 01:25:10.986 (GASPS) 1778 01:25:15.949 --> 01:25:17.409 (IN JOE'S VOICE) There's no point. 1779 01:25:17.576 --> 01:25:19.286 (IN 22'S VOICE) You'll never find your spark. 1780 01:25:19.995 --> 01:25:23.582 (ECHOING) Because you have no purpose! 1781 01:25:30.923 --> 01:25:33.342 -(MUFFLED OVERLAPPING VOICES) -I'm not good. Nope. 1782 01:25:33.550 --> 01:25:36.762 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. I give up. 1783 01:25:48.398 --> 01:25:49.441 JOE: (AS MR. MITTENS) You ready? 1784 01:25:49.525 --> 01:25:50.526 Huh? 1785 01:25:51.026 --> 01:25:52.319 To come live. 1786 01:25:54.863 --> 01:25:56.114 I'm scared, Joe. 1787 01:25:57.366 --> 01:25:58.659 I'm not good enough. 1788 01:25:59.743 --> 01:26:02.412 Anyway, I never got my spark. 1789 01:26:02.788 --> 01:26:04.081 Yes, you did. 1790 01:26:10.629 --> 01:26:13.090 JOE: Your spark isn't your purpose. 1791 01:26:13.257 --> 01:26:16.927 That last box fills in when you're ready to come live. 1792 01:26:18.679 --> 01:26:19.888 And, the thing is 1793 01:26:20.973 --> 01:26:23.350 you're pretty great at jazzing. 1794 01:26:25.102 --> 01:26:27.104 (SOFT ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1795 01:26:52.963 --> 01:26:53.964 But, Joe, 1796 01:26:54.673 --> 01:26:56.049 this means you won't get to... 1797 01:26:56.216 --> 01:26:59.094 It's okay. I already did. 1798 01:26:59.261 --> 01:27:01.013 Now it's your turn. 1799 01:27:03.515 --> 01:27:04.600 (GRUNTS) 1800 01:27:05.184 --> 01:27:06.268 (WHIMPERS) 1801 01:27:07.269 --> 01:27:08.395 I'll go with you. 1802 01:27:08.896 --> 01:27:10.272 You know you can't do that. 1803 01:27:10.772 --> 01:27:13.692 I know. But I'll go as far as I can. 1804 01:27:25.495 --> 01:27:27.497 (SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 1805 01:27:28.498 --> 01:27:30.501 Hey! Take a look! 1806 01:27:34.588 --> 01:27:35.714 (GASPS) 1807 01:27:39.176 --> 01:27:40.427 Wow! 1808 01:27:41.303 --> 01:27:43.889 (GIGGLES, WHOOPS) 1809 01:27:46.767 --> 01:27:48.810 (LAUGHING) 1810 01:27:48.894 --> 01:27:51.563 (WHOOPING) 1811 01:27:57.361 --> 01:27:59.238 (EARTH PASS BEEPING SOFTLY) 1812 01:28:08.830 --> 01:28:10.332 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1813 01:28:28.350 --> 01:28:29.768 (MUSIC FADES) 1814 01:28:53.083 --> 01:28:54.334 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Mr. Gardner? 1815 01:28:55.878 --> 01:28:56.879 JOE: Yes? 1816 01:28:56.962 --> 01:28:58.172 Do you have a moment? 1817 01:28:59.339 --> 01:29:02.843 I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys when I say thank you. 1818 01:29:03.260 --> 01:29:04.261 For what? 1819 01:29:04.428 --> 01:29:06.221 We're in the business of inspiration, Joe, 1820 01:29:06.305 --> 01:29:09.016 but it's not often we find ourselves inspired. 1821 01:29:09.474 --> 01:29:10.976 Huh. Really? 1822 01:29:11.143 --> 01:29:14.688 So, we all decided to give you another chance. 1823 01:29:18.150 --> 01:29:19.318 (COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES) 1824 01:29:19.401 --> 01:29:22.321 Hopefully, you will watch where you walk from now on. 1825 01:29:23.030 --> 01:29:24.990 But what about Terry? 1826 01:29:25.157 --> 01:29:26.658 We worked it out with Terry. 1827 01:29:26.742 --> 01:29:28.368 (CLICKING) 1828 01:29:29.411 --> 01:29:30.579 Mm. That's weird. 1829 01:29:30.662 --> 01:29:31.788 Hey, Terry, what's that over there? 1830 01:29:31.872 --> 01:29:32.915 Look immediately. 1831 01:29:32.998 --> 01:29:33.999 What? What are you talking about? 1832 01:29:34.082 --> 01:29:36.043 -Oh, nothing. You were saying? -Hmm? 1833 01:29:36.210 --> 01:29:37.961 Were you even talking? I can't remember. 1834 01:29:38.128 --> 01:29:39.254 Never mind. 1835 01:29:40.839 --> 01:29:41.840 Well? 1836 01:29:48.347 --> 01:29:49.598 Thanks. 1837 01:29:49.681 --> 01:29:51.808 So what do you think you'll do? 1838 01:29:52.017 --> 01:29:53.560 How are you gonna spend your life? 1839 01:29:54.186 --> 01:29:55.771 I'm not sure. 1840 01:29:59.024 --> 01:30:00.567 JOE: But I do know... 1841 01:30:04.905 --> 01:30:07.699 I'm going to live every minute of it. 1842 01:30:07.783 --> 01:30:10.619 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1843 01:30:26.176 --> 01:30:28.595 (MELODIOUS TRILLING PIANO NOTES PLAYING) 1844 01:30:37.104 --> 01:30:38.939 (SONG PLAYING) 1845 01:38:55.352 --> 01:38:56.603 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 1846 01:38:56.687 --> 01:38:58.272 (RAPPING) ♪ Rappin Ced is the name 1847 01:38:58.355 --> 01:39:00.274 ♪ And you should get it right 1848 01:39:00.357 --> 01:39:03.986 ♪ Blowin' up on the scene like Dynomite 1849 01:39:04.069 --> 01:39:07.865 ♪ Joey G on the keys KP and Tommy with me 1850 01:39:07.948 --> 01:39:09.491 ♪ How much you wanna bet? 1851 01:39:09.575 --> 01:39:11.326 ♪ We can take the whole city 1852 01:39:11.410 --> 01:39:13.245 ♪ You see us stylin' from the island 1853 01:39:13.328 --> 01:39:14.872 ♪ All the way to BK 1854 01:39:14.955 --> 01:39:18.500 ♪ Boogie down made the sound But we took it away 1855 01:39:18.584 --> 01:39:22.254 ♪ I go to Harlem it's no problems If you know what I mean 1856 01:39:22.337 --> 01:39:26.133 ♪ Now everybody bow down to The Kings of Queens ♪ 1857 01:39:26.216 --> 01:39:27.551 (GRUNTING) 1858 01:40:26.068 --> 01:40:28.028 Hey! Movie's over. 1859 01:40:28.195 --> 01:40:29.571 Go home!