1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:22,640 Sukhi, is the stable visible? 4 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,560 Yes, bro. 5 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,640 Then start recording. 6 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,600 Hello, Peeps! 7 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,360 I am Suraj Singh Dhillon, and this is Bombay! 8 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,600 A city that never sleeps, but yet, is called the city of dreams. 9 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:47,120 The only city in the world where distance is measured in time, 10 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,840 because time here is money. 11 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,600 That's why my dad took a timely decision and shifted here from Punjab. 12 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,400 Hey! 13 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:56,400 Hey! 14 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,760 He toiled hard, but with no success. 15 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,280 Then my mom, a dame from Mathura entered his life, 16 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,320 bringing 10 buffalos along with her. 17 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,400 Albeit my dad still has just one wife, my mom, 18 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,960 but we now have 312 buffalos, 127 cows, 7 bulls, 4 oxen, 19 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,280 and one humongous stable. 20 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,440 We sell milk with many milk products "thrown" into the mix. 21 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,240 We also have a beautiful house. 22 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,040 This is all thanks to Mumba Devi, the city goddess! 23 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,000 I have to say, our house would look much better 24 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,080 had dad painted it in the colour I'd suggested. 25 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,360 But that's my dad for you. 26 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:28,840 Who is it? 27 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:29,800 And that's my mom for you. 28 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,720 Now all I need is a beautiful, well-cultured Wife, 29 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,560 who wouldn't let mom enter the kitchen, 30 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,120 and wouldn't let me leave the bedroom. 31 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,640 My ideal woman! 32 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,280 He'll surely end up with a beautiful girl. 33 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,320 My son is so handsome, after all. 34 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,320 Okay son, it's time to ward off the evil now. 35 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,360 Mom, I'm standing right next to you. 36 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,320 Oh. 37 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,720 Okay son, it's time to ward off... 38 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,240 Cut! Cut! Cut! 39 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,800 Even God cannot claim to completely understand women. 40 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:57,520 You know why? 41 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:58,880 Because he doesn't have a sister. 42 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,840 But I have no problem in that, because I do have a sister, Guddi. 43 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,480 She's an eighth grader. 44 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,720 And he flunked the eighth grade, twice. 45 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,200 Hey, but I can finish reading a comic book in just two hours. 46 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:14,480 I'm looking for a devoted wife who'd go without food and water 47 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,120 on Vatpurnima to pray for my long life. 48 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,840 Will you be that thirsty and hungry girl? 49 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:21,360 Cut. 50 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:22,920 I said cut, Sukhi. 51 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:24,240 How is it? 52 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,160 Excellent, bro. 53 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,160 You know this video isn't for me? 54 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,240 It's for those poor girls, 55 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,480 whom never end up getting proposals from good looking and handsome boys. 56 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,200 - Oh.... - Yes. 57 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,120 But bro, what's Vatpurnima? 58 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,960 It's a Maharashtrian festival, 59 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,800 wherein a wife ties a thread around a banyan tree, 60 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,920 prays for her husband's long life and sings melodious songs. 61 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,560 Enough! 62 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,000 Oh my, sister! 63 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,440 You have such a sweet voice. 64 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,520 Do you sing professionally? 65 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:19,760 Really? 66 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,640 My husband says so too. 67 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:23,560 Oh. 68 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,920 You are not a bad singer either. 69 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,120 It's just that you sound a little... um, manly. 70 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,800 You see, my husband has a soft voice. 71 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,360 He sounds just like a woman. 72 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,840 So... we manage. 73 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,400 Where do you stay? 74 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,480 Shivam Colony, Girgaon. 75 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:54,200 Oh, I've friends who stay there, the Dicholkars. 76 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,960 They own a grocery store in Lalbaug. 77 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,640 - The Dicholkars? - Right. 78 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,920 They are my neighbours. 79 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,000 Oh. 80 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,200 Their flat is right next to mine. 81 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,720 Small world. 82 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,160 They are such nice people. 83 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,800 Right, they are very nice. 84 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:17,520 Their son, Dinesh, is also good, it's just that... 85 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:19,920 What? 86 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:26,120 Sister, I know everyone's ins and outs. 87 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,560 Well, it is what it is, you can't do anything about it. 88 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,280 Yeah... about what? 89 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:31,640 His intentions. 90 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:36,160 He sells adulterated grains. 91 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,280 Instead of a kilo, you end up with only 800 grams. 92 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,440 Everybody does that these days. 93 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:42,160 Come on. 94 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:44,800 But he is a nice boy. 95 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,360 - Yes, he is. - He has no bad habits either. 96 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,320 He doesn't, right? 97 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,840 No, he has no bad habits as such. 98 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:57,120 It'd be all good as he'd stop visiting the dance bar once he gets married. 99 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,640 Dance bar? 100 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,480 Yeah. 101 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,560 The Sapna Bar, in Sion? 102 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,200 Oh. 103 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,280 Oh yes. 104 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,560 Well, it is what it is. 105 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,280 Anyway sister, I'll get going. 106 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:10,880 Sure. 107 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,360 Hey, I didn't get your name. 108 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:15,600 What is it? 109 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,640 My name? 110 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:17,360 Yes. 111 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,840 Shakuntala, 112 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:25,680 but my husband affectionately calls me honey. 113 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,120 In his soft voice? 114 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,640 Come on now! 115 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,000 Naughty sister. 116 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,080 Naughty, huh. 117 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,880 Later. See you, bye. 118 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,000 Excuse me mister, Sapna Dance Bar? 119 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,640 Let's go already! 120 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:55,800 Are you bloody blind? 121 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,920 Don't you know how to drive? 122 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,360 Here, have an orange. 123 00:06:58,480 --> 00:06:59,880 It's improves ones' eyesight. 124 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:00,800 Let's go. 125 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,520 Cheers. 126 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,000 Cheers. 127 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:37,480 He's alcoholic, dishonest, a womaniser and a gambler. 128 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:38,920 He has all the possible vices. 129 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,200 Thank you, Madhu. 130 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,200 You have saved our daughter's future from being ruined. 131 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:44,800 You are an angel. 132 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,520 - No, no, no, sir. - Thank you so much. 133 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,840 No, aunt. I am just doing my job. 134 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:53,200 No good girl should ever end up with a bad boy. 135 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,840 So I have vowed. 136 00:10:55,360 --> 00:11:00,760 Now you just need to find a better match for Varsha, okay? 137 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:01,680 Here's your fees. 138 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:02,320 Okay. 139 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,640 - Thank you. - No, thank you. 140 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,080 Listen, 141 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:08,520 once you find another boy, come to me for his character certificate. 142 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,560 After all, it's the question of your daughter's life. 143 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,920 You cannot leave that on chance. 144 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,240 Goodbye. 145 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,600 - Thank you. - Goodbye. 146 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:15,920 Let's go. 147 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,000 What's this? 148 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,240 We've spent more than we made on this case, Kaka! 149 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,920 Who asked you to do such elaborate disguises? 150 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:33,840 Huh? 151 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,080 A Sindhi businessman, a middle-aged woman... 152 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:40,600 You even wanted to try out all the fruits to get the size right. 153 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,200 I bought half a kilo of each fruit for the trials. 154 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,720 Oranges, 155 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:46,840 sapodilla, 156 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,120 watermelon, 157 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,360 and apples. 158 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,040 And what were a dozen of bananas used for? 159 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,640 They were for me to consume, son. 160 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,720 Getting these things is so tiring. 161 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,520 That's where the bananas, biryani and a cab ride come in. 162 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,520 They are my personal expenses. 163 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,600 I am not young anymore. 164 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,320 My health... well, I don't keep well. 165 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,760 No one eats biryani when not feeling well. 166 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,720 And not mutton biryani for sure. 167 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,080 The taste is still lingering in the mouth, huh? 168 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:25,960 I hired you after your mill shut down thinking that it'd benefit me. 169 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,160 But you sir, lead a royal life. 170 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,440 Look, when your dad was in need... 171 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:34,600 Right, you gave him 1200 bucks when he was in need. 172 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,080 But you've consumed biryani worth 10,000 in the past 8 years, 173 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,680 and I have bills to prove that. Do you want me to show them to you, huh? 174 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,080 - Do you? - Madhu! Why are you yelling? 175 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,440 My customer is relaxing in the parlour. 176 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,720 And who's this customer of yours, huh? 177 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,480 Aunt Deshmukh, right? 178 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,440 Who is it? 179 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:53,320 Hey aunt, it's me, Madhu. How are you doing? 180 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,800 Live long, lad. 181 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,440 Why stop at that? 182 00:12:56,560 --> 00:13:00,280 Say, live long and keep screwing up youngsters' lives. 183 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,080 Rekha. 184 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,320 You cannot stop yourself from taunting everyone, can you? 185 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:07,600 Your son is so smart but you are never pleased with him. 186 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,200 Heard that? 187 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,880 Aunt, I have managed to save 47 girls so far. 188 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,320 I have received so many blessings. 189 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:20,280 You went past the marriageable age busy trying to call off other's marriages. 190 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,800 I wanted grandchildren and I am getting blessings instead. 191 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,440 What do I do with the blessings, pickle them? 192 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:31,000 One day you shall know what a great job your son is doing. 193 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,160 - Then, you will stop taunting me. - Of course. 194 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,000 He used to say the same when he was in his college's dramatics team. 195 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,200 "I am the best actor." 196 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,680 "I'll work in Subhash Bhai's movie." 197 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,280 It's Subhash Ghai and not Subhash Bhai. 198 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,320 Gh. 199 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,560 Whatever. Did you get to work with him, huh? 200 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,560 He's unnecessarily spying on poor young boys. 201 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,080 Whom are you addressing as poor young boys? 202 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,680 All of them are hooligans. 203 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,760 I am no fool. 204 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:59,560 There is no decent boy in Bombay 205 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,320 whom Madhu Mangal Rane could mistake as a hooligan. 206 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,320 Understood me? 207 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,000 Why bother with matching the horoscopes, Yashoda? 208 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,160 What's the harm in matchmaking? 209 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,760 He's my son too, you know. 210 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,120 According to the priest, 211 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,240 Suraj and Mr. Sharma's daughter have 28 matching attributes. 212 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,240 Really? 213 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,520 Fine, then. 214 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,920 My son has a lot of attributes. 215 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,080 Of course, they are bound to match. 216 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,480 Attributes must match in order to have a successful marriage. 217 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:27,280 Son, this marriage will also get rid of the red planet's bad influence on your charts. 218 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,360 Then you'll have nothing to worry about. 219 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,200 Okay, mom. 220 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,320 Listen, 221 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,400 you need to talk to that girl in English. 222 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,440 Got it? 223 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,520 From A to Zee. 224 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,480 Dad, I will shut her up with my English. 225 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,680 Come on, bro! 226 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,480 Shut up. 227 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,000 I mean... she will be speechless with my perfect English. 228 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:41,880 This is no time to be pompous. 229 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,520 This is the time to impress. 230 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,880 But at this speed there's no way we'll reach there on time. 231 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,160 Why don't you change the gear? 232 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,080 I'll change it right away. 233 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:50,880 Move it! 234 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,200 Move aside! Do you have a death wish? 235 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,720 Just run him over. 236 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,560 So son, you handle your dad's dairy business? 237 00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,600 Yes, uncle. 238 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,880 I handle dad's milk. 239 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,640 I mean I handle his milk business, aunty. 240 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,880 And we also start throwing curd and butter all over the market. 241 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,920 Well packaged, under the label of Jai Matarani Doodh Bhandar. 242 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,240 We will make it multinational. 243 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,880 Very good. 244 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,840 My daughter... 245 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:25,640 Preeti. 246 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,720 - Hello. - Hello. 247 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,720 - Hello. - Hello. 248 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,080 Have a seat, dear. 249 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,760 Why don't you come and sit here instead? 250 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,360 Right. 251 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,680 Sit here, dear. I'll sit there. 252 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,400 Hello. 253 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,440 I am Hello... eh, Suraj. 254 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,560 So you have a dairy? 255 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,320 Oh yes. 256 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,800 We "throw" milk all over the market. 257 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,880 Why don't you drop by for some pudding? 258 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,160 What? 259 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:58,520 I mean, you come to my dairy and I'll "milk" you something nice. 260 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,440 - Oh... - Yeah. 261 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,160 - Nice. - Yes. 262 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,280 Hmm. 263 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,680 What's that smell? 264 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,880 What smell, dear? 265 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:24,000 Something certainly reeks of raw butter. 266 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,240 Only the rich smell like butter. 267 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,400 She didn't have to make a big deal of it. 268 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,480 Well, your hands get dirty when working in a coal mine. 269 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,440 Zip it. 270 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:45,840 Sorry, bro. 271 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,840 You cannot differentiate between coal and butter? 272 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,160 Such an idiot. 273 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,960 - I was just giving analogy. - Analogy? 274 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,000 We lost such a good match. 275 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,080 And you are giving analogies! 276 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,920 Now we only have that girl from Dadar to fall back on. 277 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,320 The one the priest had suggested. 278 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,760 But her attributes didn't match with bro. 279 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,600 Attributes don't matter, their hearts need to be in sync. 280 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,080 Matching the attributes is not necessary. 281 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,320 Hypocrite! 282 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,160 Zip it. 283 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,600 - Listen up. - Yes, dad? 284 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,280 You need to work your magic on her. 285 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:09,960 Okay, dad. 286 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,240 Like I had used my magic on your mom. 287 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,080 Okay, dad. 288 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,560 How did he do it, aunt? 289 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,480 Drop it. 290 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,600 Please tell us. Tell us! Tell us! 291 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,280 Tell us! 292 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,880 I can only talk when you stop talking! 293 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,160 Fine, tell us. 294 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,120 He used to visit our stable to buy milk. 295 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,640 My father started liking him. 296 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:30,920 He gave 22 of his best buffalos to us as a wedding gift. 297 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,840 That's the reason Matarani Doodh Bhandar is flourishing the way it is. 298 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,880 Right? 299 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:36,760 Absolutely. 300 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,360 So it's love marriage cum arranged marriage with dowry. 301 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,000 Well played, uncle. 302 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,560 I've never come across such a player! 303 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,960 Sorry, dad. 304 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,840 Bro, this is what the girls want these days... 305 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:01,160 Wild, daredevil, bad ass dudes. Players! 306 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,560 Girls fall for such guys. 307 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,240 You'll have to do something like this. 308 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,120 So you want me, 309 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,600 to make an entrance by doing a split on two buffalos? 310 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,240 A slip and I will split myself in two! 311 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,320 Bro, bikes and buffalos are two different things. 312 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,400 What are you saying? 313 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,200 This is 1995 style of romance. 314 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,640 We are just 5 years away from the 21st century. 315 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,600 We'll soon enter a new millennium. 316 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,360 Don't worry. 317 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,600 I'll make you... what's the new word used these days? 318 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,200 Cool! 319 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,240 I'll make you cool. 320 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,440 - Cool? - Right. 321 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,920 "It's time!..." 322 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,800 "Tomorrow another coolie will refuse to pay the tax." 323 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,880 Hey no one asked me for the tax, so whom do I refuse? 324 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,720 It's a dialogue from the movie Deewar. 325 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,600 Amitabh Bachchan had said those lines. 326 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,280 Okay. 327 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,640 He was a bad boy in it. 328 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,160 Now it's your turn to be a bad boy. 329 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,080 Bad boy? 330 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,040 Bad boy. 331 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,040 Bad boy. 332 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:03,880 Bad boy. 333 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,080 Joker! 334 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,440 What? 335 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,960 Nothing, we're playing cards. 336 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,280 Carry on then. 337 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,800 Boring family. 338 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,960 Hey, stay away. 339 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,040 Spare him some change, bro. 340 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,200 Beggar. 341 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,520 Can a bad boy donate? 342 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,560 Yes, he can. 343 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,800 Stay away. 344 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,480 Go, have fun. 345 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,280 Get going. 346 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,320 You too, bro. 347 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,440 Signal is red. 348 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,160 Bro, remember, bad boy? 349 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:02,920 Should I? 350 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,360 - Bad boy. - Yeah, bad boy. 351 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,520 Go for it! 352 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,000 What a Jerk! 353 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,440 Chug! Chug! Chug! 354 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,160 Go for it. 355 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,000 Sukhi? 356 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:56,640 Yes, bro. 357 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,680 I think I had a little too much to drink. 358 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,440 No problem, take your time. 359 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,160 Don't you think I am overdoing it? 360 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,520 This is what bad boys do. 361 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,200 Really? 362 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:04,680 Yes, bro. 363 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,680 Then here you go. 364 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,040 And here you go. 365 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:11,120 Let's go fishing in the pee! 366 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,720 Let's go fishing in the pee! 367 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,040 There we go. 368 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,440 They are here. 369 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,240 Hi, priest. 370 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,200 Hmm. 371 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,200 Uncle. 372 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:10,600 Hello. 373 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,800 - Hello. - Hello. 374 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,480 I think you'll be my wife. 375 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,240 Hello. 376 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,520 Nice house, uncle. 377 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:24,640 Mr. Dhillon, you'd said that your son's a decent boy. 378 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,040 Yes, he is. 379 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,240 He has no vices? 380 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,160 No, he doesn't. 381 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,680 Then what the hell is this? 382 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:31,840 What is this? 383 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:32,760 Pass them over. 384 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,840 Here you go. 385 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,720 What is it, Sukhi? 386 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,920 Stand up! 387 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,240 What's wrong, dad? 388 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,280 I said stand up. 389 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,520 What is wrong, dad? 390 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,400 What is this? 391 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,040 What is it? 392 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,960 What? 393 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,600 Oh this? 394 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,000 Uncle, you're getting this all wrong. 395 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,800 Mom, dad, I am not having beer. 396 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:23,080 I was experimenting on mixing barley water and milk 397 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,440 so that we can "throw" another product into the market. 398 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,160 I'll be the one "throwing" you out, son. 399 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,680 I think Sukhi is responsible for this. 400 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,640 Sukhi?! 401 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:33,280 Mr. Dhillon, I had painted such a good picture before Mr. Charan. 402 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,600 He was so pleased. 403 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,600 I didn't expect this from you. 404 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,640 Go inside, dear. 405 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,440 Mr. Dhillon, I think you should leave. 406 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,760 Son, you should meet me outside. 407 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,600 Do you plan to leave anytime soon? 408 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,560 Let's go. 409 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,120 Sorry, bro! 410 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,440 Please, bro! 411 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,200 That's enough, bro. 412 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,240 That's enough, bro. 413 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,200 You bloody traitor! 414 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,800 Bro! 415 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,480 Bro! Bro! Bro! 416 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,960 Please don't, bro! 417 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,440 I made sure you got more milk than the calf did! 418 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,320 Why?... So that you grow up and screw my life over? 419 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,320 Hey, I didn't know someone's clicking pictures. 420 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,640 Instead of being portrayed as Amitabh Bachchan, a super star, 421 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,800 I ended up being portrayed as a lecherous villain. 422 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,760 Everyone in the community now thinks that I am an alcoholic and a womaniser. 423 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,800 You'd said bad boy is a good thing. But I ended up being a joke, man. 424 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,480 I agree I made a mistake. 425 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,400 But I was only trying to get you a girl. 426 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,560 Hey! 427 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,720 He means a girl for marriage. 428 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:44,800 Get back to work. 429 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,000 And you mister, go and find out who's behind this. 430 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,640 I had beer for the first time in 28 years 431 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,360 and someone managed to click my picture chugging it. 432 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,320 It's very strange. 433 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:57,320 Right when we were looking at a girl... fine, eyeing her, 434 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,400 someone used it as opportunity to present me in a bad light. 435 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,560 Right. 436 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,800 I never thought about it. 437 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,280 This means someone was following us. 438 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,720 Please stop following me. I cannot help you anymore. 439 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,400 But you know what kind of a boy I am. 440 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,000 I don't even look at my buffalos when they are having a bath. 441 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,400 I am not a bad boy. 442 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,160 No, he's not. 443 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,760 I know, but I can't help it. 444 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,360 Mr. Charan has pictures proving otherwise. 445 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,280 How do I explain it to him? 446 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,640 He has anyway contacted another priest, 447 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,640 and fixed his girl's marriage with someone else. 448 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,080 I ended up suffering a loss. 449 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,200 - You are only losing money. - Hey. 450 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,600 I am losing my youth. 451 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,800 Yes aunty, please continue. 452 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,400 I am losing my youthfulness, sir. 453 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,920 You can cover your loss by working part time in Jaibharat Times. 454 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,680 That's my full time job, I do this part time. 455 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,200 But this is what helps me pay the bills. 456 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,600 But nothing is helping me! 457 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,080 I have ended up with a bad image. 458 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,800 My mom's planning to go to Vaishnao Devi to offer prayers, 459 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,280 so that I get back on the right track. 460 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:44,040 Really? 461 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,000 Has she decided on a priest yet? 462 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:46,960 I have a lot of time to spare. 463 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:47,600 Damn it. 464 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,040 But I don't have much time left. 465 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,480 Please tell me who has caused this mess. 466 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,840 No, I cannot give you his name. 467 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,040 It took a lot of effort to get a name out of Mr. Charan. 468 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,360 - Who is it? Please tell us. - Please uncle. 469 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,800 Son, I am not a money minded guy. 470 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,400 Pay him, he never minds money. 471 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,880 - Here you go. - That's 50 bucks. 472 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,080 Madhu Mangal Rane. 473 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:05,920 What? 474 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,200 Madhu... Mangal... Rane. 475 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,160 Resides in Sarode Chawl, Girgaon. 476 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,040 Who is he? 477 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,080 Wedding detective. 478 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,600 - Wedding detective? - Someone who checks on grooms? 479 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,080 Yes. 480 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:14,760 What does he exactly do? 481 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,760 He spies on prospective grooms. 482 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,560 If he catches them doing anything inappropriate, 483 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,400 he immediately reports it to the bride's family. 484 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,680 No one has been able to escape him. 485 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,960 - Thank you. - Go, have fun. 486 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:30,640 Get going. 487 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,560 You too, bro. 488 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,040 Yeah, bad boy. 489 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,600 Go for it! 490 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,840 What a jerk! 491 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,200 This is what bad boys do. 492 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,280 - Really? - Yes, bro. 493 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,600 Then here you go. 494 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,960 And here you go. 495 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,720 This rascal is responsible for many marriages being called off. 496 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,400 He ruins income opportunities for priests like me 497 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,840 and the wedding opportunities for boys like you. 498 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,000 Just to make some extra bucks. 499 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,800 This Mangal is just as toxic and dangerous as his namesake red planet. 500 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,040 Your life is ruined once he enters your life. 501 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,440 If he is Mangal, the red planet, then I am Suraj, the Sun! 502 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,160 And I am Sukhi, the sidekick! 503 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,200 Wedding detective. 504 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,600 Never heard of such a profession, bro. 505 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,440 He should be called a Wedding destroyer instead. 506 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,400 Right. 507 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,600 So what do we do now? 508 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,600 First we need to find out who exactly he is. 509 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,440 Correct. 510 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,440 But how? 511 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,560 By using his own methods on him. 512 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,560 To understand a dog, you need to become a dog, Sukhi. 513 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,080 Who knows what game that dog must be playing right now? 514 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,920 Undertaker! 515 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,080 Come on brats, give me your cards. 516 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,000 How can you play the Undertaker card again? 517 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,720 - This is cheating. - Yes, you are cheating. 518 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,120 This is how all losers squall. 519 00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,800 Winners never squall. 520 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:00,520 Got it? 521 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,440 Cheaters don't either. 522 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,160 Who are you calling a cheater, bonehead? 523 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,440 Who are you calling a bonehead? 524 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,240 - Just give me my card back. - Let's go, guys. 525 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,200 I don't want to play with you anymore. 526 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,600 - We don't want to play with you either. - He always does this. 527 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,720 Buzz off. 528 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,640 Look, the flop actor is back to being a drama queen! 529 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,240 - Buzz off! - Scram! 530 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,280 Hey, flop actor! 531 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,520 Still a sore loser, huh? 532 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,680 Hey... 533 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:24,480 No, these kids are troublesome brats. 534 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,800 Don't you dare come here again, got it? 535 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,200 What case did you want to talk about? 536 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,960 Remember Mr. Bhatia from Bhandup? 537 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,400 He had rejected a boy's proposal and now that boy is troubling him. 538 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:34,760 Okay. 539 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,560 Here's... his card. 540 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:38,320 Hmm. 541 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,360 He's a vegetable trader by profession. 542 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:39,680 Hmm. 543 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,880 Give him a call. 544 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,600 All good at home? 545 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:43,880 All good. 546 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,640 See you. 547 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:48,840 Dada! 548 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,440 What? 549 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:50,560 Lunch is ready. 550 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,440 I'm coming. 551 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,240 - How are you doing, uncle? - Good. 552 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,440 Tulsi? What is this, kiddo? 553 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,920 You took just one bread! 554 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,520 I have tuitions, mom. 555 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,160 I cannot eat much. 556 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,200 Have some more. 557 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,320 You won't gain weight. 558 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,520 She thinks she won't get married if she gets fat. 559 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,880 She's going to get married pretty soon, mom. 560 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,280 I have already short-listed two boys. 561 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,480 Decent, smart and with government jobs. 562 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,520 One's working as a clerk in the Municipal Cooperation. 563 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,680 The other is ticket checker at Kurla railway station. 564 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,400 Well done. 565 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,640 Where did you find them? 566 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,440 I was spying on two rascals. 567 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,480 Okay. 568 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,040 They are their friends. 569 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,120 Oh, I see. 570 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,520 I have their pictures as well. 571 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,760 Show me their pictures. 572 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,120 Let me finish eating first, mom. 573 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,880 Please. You just started eating. 574 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,120 Come on. 575 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,600 Tulsi, pass me my bag. 576 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,720 Give it here, Tulsi. 577 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,440 Pass it over. 578 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,280 My son finally did something right. 579 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,400 Hey, it's my bag! 580 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,120 It's okay. I'll find them. You enjoy your meal. 581 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,640 Like them? 582 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,360 They are fine. 583 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,960 Tulsi, you, too, have a look. 584 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,480 I don't need to. 585 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,640 I'm fine with Dada's and your choice. 586 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,600 I'll do as you say once my tuitions are over. 587 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,960 There. 588 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,320 Now that's a well-cultured girl. 589 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,240 An ideal, homely, Indian woman. 590 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,720 Who's sister is she? 591 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,360 Yours. 592 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,200 Right. 593 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,360 You, too, should find a nice middle aged woman for yourself. 594 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,080 I doubt you'll get a girl at this age. 595 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:26,760 Really? 596 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,480 Huh? 597 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,200 You really don't think before you speak. 598 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,240 I'm only speaking the truth. 599 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,440 Just won't lose an opportunity to taunt. 600 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,840 Hey, don't get up from the middle of the meal, Dada. 601 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,000 Finish your lunch. Don't mind her. 602 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,360 I'm going to get an onion. 603 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,520 I'd die of starvation if I start minding her. 604 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,000 Bro, why do we need to rent clothes? 605 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,400 Our dairy business is doing well, right? 606 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,680 Shut up, Sukhi. 607 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,080 I know what I am doing. 608 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,040 Uncle, I need a beard wig, big one, like the Pathans have. 609 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,640 I also need the turban and the clothes they wear. 610 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,720 All the works. 611 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:02,840 And a burqa for him. 612 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:03,760 A burqa? 613 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,560 Bro, I, too, want a beard. 614 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:06,480 Why do I need to dress up as a woman? 615 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,440 Zip it. 616 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,240 Where all do I need to attach these, uncle? 617 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,200 It's not like that, sonny boy. 618 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,200 Here, let me help you. 619 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,520 You tie it like this. 620 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,240 Look in the mirror. 621 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,600 You work in a theatre? 622 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,760 Something like that. 623 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,280 But our group consists of just one actor, 624 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,920 a reincarnated frustrated actor who loves to overact. 625 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:53,160 Vishnu, you know of any place that serves good biryani? 626 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,040 I know one, Mohammad Kebabs, it's in the next lane. 627 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:56,960 Oh thanks! 628 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:57,760 Nice meeting you, uncle. 629 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,040 Okay. Okay, okay. 630 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,160 Hey sister... 631 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,040 Stop walking like a man. 632 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,680 Get rid of your manliness and show some grace. 633 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,200 No one should be able to guess the content just by looking at the package. 634 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,320 Hmm. 635 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,000 Hey mister, where can I find wedding detective's office? 636 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,960 Next to that beauty parlour. 637 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,240 Greetings and Salutations! 638 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,760 Greetings. 639 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,840 Don't get carried away. They aren't always so cordial. 640 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,200 Try to speak like me. 641 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,040 - Don't get me started on how you sound. - Whatever. 642 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,640 What the...! 643 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,120 What is he doing here? 644 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,720 What if he's Madhu Mangal Rane? 645 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,880 Let's try coming here at night. 646 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,080 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 647 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,280 Thank you. 648 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,640 See you, mom. 649 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,800 Ride safe. 650 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,400 Bye. 651 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,480 In a wave moment, there are some quantities 652 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,640 which change its values with time and space. 653 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,760 Hello, Kokate Sir. 654 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,360 Madam, you just cannot enter from the front door and exit from the rear. 655 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,960 Hello madam, do you hear me? 656 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,320 Hurry up, Madhu. I am sleepy. 657 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,440 Whose life are you going to ruin today? 658 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,480 Mishra Ice Cream, Dadar. 659 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,040 That's my favourite! 660 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,640 I have information from a reliable source... 661 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,320 Mishra's casanova son amps up the heat in... 662 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,200 ...his ice cream parlour after the working hours. 663 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,080 Eew! 664 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,200 I'll be back in two hours. 665 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:56,960 Wait up. 666 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,560 Get me a sundae from his shop on your way back. 667 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,520 - Really! - Yes. 668 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:04,080 I deserve one last sundae before he shuts shop. 669 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,040 What...? Geez! 670 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,200 Why have you made me wear an overcoat in such a weather? 671 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,600 It's better than the burqa you made me wear. 672 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,640 This is what spies wear at night. 673 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,280 I think only morons would step out at night wearing such garbs. 674 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,800 Look. 675 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,080 Hello. 676 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,680 - Hello. - Hello. 677 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,760 Where are you going dressed like that? 678 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,800 Heard that? I told you. 679 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,880 That's what I've been telling him. 680 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Who steps out at night wearing such togs? 681 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,520 Excuse me mister, but where are you going dressed like that? 682 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,000 Whom do you intend to rob? 683 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,080 Just a bunch of bourgeois here. 684 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,760 We are not thieves. 685 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,680 Do we look like thieves to you? Really? 686 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,000 We just stepped out for a night walk. 687 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,800 It's the new culture. 688 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,520 - Yes, culture. New culture. - New culture. 689 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:51,720 Good. 690 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,160 Don't even think about stealing from this place. 691 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,160 Understood me? 692 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,560 Ya, ya. 693 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,360 - Later. - Later. 694 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,400 Ya, huh! 695 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,720 Who was he, bro? 696 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,280 Didn't he look like a loafer to you? 697 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,600 I couldn't really see his face. 698 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,560 Then why even bother asking? 699 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,440 Let's go. 700 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,480 Bloody... 701 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:40,600 Found it! 702 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,040 Sukhi, I found my file. 703 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:44,560 You did? 704 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,080 He's labelled me as "milkman". 705 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,480 - Not as "dairy owner"? - Nope. 706 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,280 He has negatives and all. 707 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,240 Negatives? What else? 708 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,880 He even has our electricity bill. 709 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,320 But why? 710 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:56,760 Gosh, do we really get such an exorbitant bill? 711 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,800 I don't know. How much is it? 712 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,400 - Sukhi. - Hmm? 713 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,720 My picture. 714 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,840 Kickass, bro. Isn't it? 715 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,760 Under the unwanted section? 716 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,360 That rascal has put a red cross on my picture. 717 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,480 Let me see. 718 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,560 Dada? 719 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,640 Kaka, is that you? 720 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:43,680 Who is it? 721 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,880 Run, bro! 722 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,080 Sorry, sister, sorry. Sorry. 723 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:13,680 Thief... 724 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,720 Thief! Thief! Thief! Get them! 725 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,560 Mom! Kaka! 726 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,200 Thief! Thief! 727 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,640 Reeks of butter! 728 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,880 But he didn't steal any money. 729 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,120 Madhu. 730 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:29,880 Yeah? 731 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,840 That's strange, don't you think? 732 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:37,840 He didn't come here to steal anything. 733 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,960 Then what did he come here for? 734 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,280 To check whether it was me, 735 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,960 because of whom he couldn't get married. 736 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,160 Madhu, I told you not to get into this business. 737 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,040 Today, they entered your office. 738 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,920 Tomorrow, they could enter my parlour. 739 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,040 It is very dangerous for my girls. 740 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,280 Yes. 741 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,000 Girls, eh? 742 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,840 No one below the age of 50 ever steps inside your parlour. 743 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,560 Yeah, and they leave looking like 20-year-olds. 744 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,520 That's how skilled I am. I am a professional. 745 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,400 Brother, let's go meet Mr. Kamte. 746 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,440 He's a constable at Kala Choki police station. 747 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,320 Let's file a police complaint. 748 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,920 We cannot file a police complaint, Mom! 749 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,320 - We can't. - Why not? 750 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,840 Police will come here and start questioning me instead. 751 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,440 "Why do you have these photographs and negatives?" 752 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,120 "What are you doing? Why are you doing this?" 753 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,120 "Do you have a licence?" 754 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:22,920 What will I tell them? 755 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,200 Oh good god, you don't have a licence? 756 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,520 It's considered illegal if you don't take permission. 757 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,760 Like you have. 758 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:30,840 What? 759 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,840 The permission to run a beauty parlour? 760 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,640 Well... 761 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,920 But I don't ruin people's life like you do. 762 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,480 I make them beautiful. 763 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,040 - He wants permission! - Beautiful, hmm? 764 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,600 - You make them beautiful? - Yes, I do. 765 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,960 Dogs bark at the women who leave this parlour. 766 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,040 The dogs that you let loose on them! 767 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,440 - Mom! - The dogs that I let loose on them? 768 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,720 Dada! What is this? 769 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,160 Stop fighting like cats and dogs. 770 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,120 - Tell him. - She started it. 771 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,120 Madhu! 772 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:55,960 What? What happened? Why are you yelling? 773 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,640 What do we do now? 774 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,640 Kaka, 775 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,160 now we rain on his parade. 776 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:15,760 Dammit! 777 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,560 You'll certainly rot in hell. 778 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,320 You'll be doomed. It's all ruined. 779 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,360 What happened, dad? 780 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,200 Have a look. 781 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,320 Such a hideous crime. 782 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,200 Someone added water in all our stock of milk and butter. 783 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,360 Who must have done it? 784 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,720 Changamal's Dairy! 785 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,560 He is jealous of us. 786 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,360 I won't spare him. 787 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,000 I'll butcher him. 788 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,400 - Bless me, uncle... - Step aside. 789 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,840 Changamal did this? 790 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:44,800 Don't be an idiot. 791 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,520 I know who's responsible for it. 792 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:49,440 Who? 793 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,400 We broke into his office, so he infiltrated our dairy. 794 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,400 The wedding detective? 795 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,440 Priest was right. 796 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,840 He is indeed dangerous. 797 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,400 I wonder how many lives he has ruined so far. 798 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,480 Look at this. 799 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,720 He clicked so many pictures of you. 800 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,760 Here. 801 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:03,760 Hell... 802 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,920 Is he a ghost or what? 803 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,000 We didn't even realise when he followed us and clicked them. 804 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,040 I also developed a picture of his family by mistake. 805 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,240 So that's Madhu Mangal Rane. 806 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,240 Yes. 807 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,000 He ruined your life as well as your business. 808 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:30,800 Only those who don't know how to make cheese, cry over spilt milk. 809 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,560 I'll ruin his life as I mend mine. 810 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:38,080 I'll have him dancing to my tunes in no time. 811 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,400 Awesome! 812 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,680 That's enough, it's just for me and not the whole city. 813 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,080 Cheers, bro. 814 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,680 She is here... let's go! 815 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:53,680 Leave the tea, Sukhi. 816 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,280 We'll pay you later. 817 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,840 You don't need these products. 818 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:39,480 Oh, a skin so radiant and smooth, I wish it could be bottled. 819 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,120 This is Suraj. 820 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,600 Will you be the light of my life? 821 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,760 Yes. 822 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,160 Really, you will? 823 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,160 Eh excuse me, mister? 824 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,320 Sir, what do you want? 825 00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,800 Your Highness... what can I do for you? 826 00:41:59,080 --> 00:41:59,600 Huh? 827 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,040 What do you want? 828 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,400 That blue box. 829 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:03,640 That? 830 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:04,640 Yes, that one. 831 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:08,600 Huh? 832 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,880 Yes, right. 833 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,120 For my mom. 834 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,200 She loves to be a woman. 835 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,200 I mean she loves using these things. 836 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,120 Which one? Which one? Which one? 837 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,560 Should I take the purple one? 838 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,600 Or the red one? Perhaps the green one? 839 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,240 There are so many of them, it's hard to choose one. 840 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:32,480 Can you... help me? 841 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,440 I have never used these things, 842 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,400 so I don't know which one to pick. 843 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,880 How does your mother look like? 844 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,480 Don't all mothers look beautiful? 845 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:44,160 Hmm? 846 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,560 That is true. 847 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:46,640 What's her complexion like? 848 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,600 Dark, fair? 849 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:51,000 Her complexion? A shade or two lighter than dark. 850 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,640 So, close to dark. 851 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,560 I've taken after my dad. 852 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,480 Hmm, so these might look good on your mother. 853 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:01,800 - All three of them? - Hmm. 854 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,200 They are to be used together? 855 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,760 Oh, one by one. 856 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,360 Pack these, please. 857 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,720 This is the first time someone has brought lipsticks for his mother. 858 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,400 Does she need anything else? 859 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,080 Perhaps an eyeliner, a mascara or a nail polish? 860 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,880 I have a variety of products. 861 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,080 She's my mother, not a model. 862 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,240 Can I have my things? 863 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:27,480 Here you go. 864 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:28,920 Bye. 865 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,760 That will be 250, sir. 866 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,360 Sir? 250 for these. 867 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,760 I don't want them. 868 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,400 You can have them for 200! 869 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:42,480 What's wrong? 870 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,200 I guess I ran out of gas. 871 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,880 No, I doubt that. 872 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,360 it goes something like this when it runs out of gas. 873 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,560 I think your clutch came apart. 874 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,920 I mean your moped's. 875 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:55,760 Oh, I see. 876 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,200 And you know that just by looking at it? 877 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,920 I just need to look into a person's eyes to know, 878 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,040 whether the calculus is inside or outside the gallbladder. 879 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,320 Really? 880 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:07,640 Really. 881 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,640 Mechanic! 882 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,200 I can fix a motor on a cycle and make it a motorcycle. 883 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,200 What's wrong, madam? 884 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,960 It won't start? Can I have a look? 885 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:16,920 The clutch's gone. 886 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,360 I told you so. It's the clutch. 887 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,800 Tomorrow, we'll... 888 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,600 I mean, I'll have it repaired by tomorrow. 889 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,560 Just give me your address. 890 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,040 He knows me. 891 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,160 You can let me know where you stay. 892 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,280 But I don't even know who you are. 893 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,440 Me? I am Suraj Singh Dhillon. 894 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,080 And you are? 895 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,840 Tulsi Rane. 896 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,680 Tulsi. 897 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,960 Not Tulsi, Tulsi. 898 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,720 - Tulsi. - Rane. 899 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,040 Rane works for me. 900 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,560 Ms. Rane, let me drop you on my motorbike. 901 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,040 Sounds good. We'll have your moped delivered by tomorrow. 902 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,520 You don't need to hold me, you can hold on to the motorbike. 903 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,960 And I assure you I'll not hit the brakes. 904 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:56,600 Promise? 905 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:57,520 I swear on my mom. 906 00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,360 I won't even hit the brakes to stop at a signal. 907 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,360 Trust him. He's a nice man. Go with him. 908 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,760 We'll have it delivered tomorrow. 909 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,280 - Shall we? - Yes. 910 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,480 Thank you, for helping me. 911 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,480 You are most welcome. 912 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,640 I'll call tomorrow and return your moped. 913 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,320 - Thank you. - No problem. 914 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,160 Excuse me? 915 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,080 Can I have your phone number? 916 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,760 Just so it gets easier to make that call? 917 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,440 You see, we are yet to develop telepathy between us. 918 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,040 Mom, here are the things that you'd asked for. 919 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:42,760 What? 920 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,600 "Oh, it'll be a magnificent sight." 921 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,760 "This brother will gleam with pride," 922 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,440 "My sister's soon going to be a bride!" 923 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,560 - "My sister's soon going to be a bride!" - Will anyone tell me what is going on? 924 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,720 We have two marriage proposals for you. 925 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,360 Remember the pictures he had shown, 926 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,440 of the railway ticket checker and the municipality officer? 927 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,360 Both of them went crazy after they looked at your picture. 928 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,600 - Indeed crazy. - What does that mean? 929 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,600 Well, I had gone to meet both of them. 930 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,040 The ticket checker called me, 931 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,960 and said that his family would like to come meet you this Tuesday. 932 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,520 You're getting a proposal from government servant! 933 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,360 I'd suggest that you accept it. 934 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:19,680 Very few girls get such an opportunity, my child. 935 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,360 Very few. 936 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,040 He'll get a pension. 937 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,520 Plus, lifelong free travel in railways. 938 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,800 - Oh. - Perfect. 939 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,080 Moreover, he has a fair complexion. 940 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,720 He's fair and handsome. 941 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:32,920 Mom? 942 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,600 Though illiterate, she has a fair complexion, Mr. Dhillon. 943 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,320 Good that she isn't educated, 944 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,080 she won't make a fuss about doing the chores. 945 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:42,880 Son, only fortunate ones get to marry illiterate girls these days. 946 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,320 Then why don't you pull Guddi out of school? 947 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,640 - Hey! - Why are you educating her? 948 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,520 We too will have an illiterate girl at home then. 949 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,840 Not so soon, I just brought a new school bag and sandals. 950 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,080 That'll have to wait. 951 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,120 I was talking about the daughters-in-law, not daughters. 952 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,280 Here's your tea. 953 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,040 So do we set a date, Mr. Dhillon? 954 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,480 "All we get is dates after dates!" 955 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,840 "What we are not getting is justice, uncle!" 956 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,640 And what justice do you seek, huh? 957 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,880 He's not getting the kind of girl he wants. 958 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:07,840 Shut up. 959 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,560 You and that "bro" of yours. 960 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,880 The way you two have disgraced us! 961 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,560 - I don't want your another word about this. - You put this on. 962 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,720 Got it? 963 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,040 I am going to Amritsar to meet the girl's family. 964 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,400 Everyone better get this straight, 965 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,720 I get the last word in this family. 966 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,000 Er, I mean, we do. 967 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,880 How can I marry an illiterate girl? 968 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,120 Damn it, I know the difference between macro and micro economics. 969 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,120 I am the first child in this family to become a graduate. 970 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,480 That too with such good grades. 971 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,000 You could have topped if you'd bribed them some more. 972 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,960 You are the one who made me a bad boy. 973 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,400 I'll end up wasting my youth with the cattle. 974 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,280 Am I even fated to have a nice girl in my life? 975 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,120 I think you should make your own fate. 976 00:47:58,720 --> 00:47:59,840 Don't give up. 977 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,080 Be the master of your universe. 978 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,200 Be a man. 979 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:04,400 Be a storm. 980 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,280 Ride the Tiger, Swing the sword. 981 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,240 You are what you wanna be. 982 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,560 Break the shackles and bring down the walls! 983 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,360 You have the Power! He-Man! 984 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:16,680 Settle down Orko! 985 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,560 We already have one He-Man sitting outside. 986 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,280 Stop hanging around Bollywood heroes houses on sundays. It makes you delusional. 987 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,360 Tell me, what should we do next? 988 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,000 Well, the moped's been repaired. 989 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,240 Hello? 990 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,240 Hello, Tulsi? 991 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,560 It's Suraj. 992 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,400 Oh, the rich milkman. 993 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,360 Yes, the very rich milkman. 994 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,360 I called to say that your moped's been repaired. 995 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,720 Fine, ask the mechanic to deliver it and collect the payment. 996 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,640 No, that mechanic has already handed it over to me. 997 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:50,600 Now I'll have to come and deliver it. 998 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,200 Do you get a commission from him? 999 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,240 Na, what commission can I possible make from this? 1000 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,080 Just means to an end, you get your moped, I get you. 1001 00:48:59,200 --> 00:48:59,800 Huh? 1002 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:03,240 Nothing. I mean, I needed to talk to you. 1003 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,600 What about? Tell me. 1004 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,600 If I say that now, what'd I say to you tomorrow when we meet? 1005 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:10,560 Can we meet tomorrow at noon? 1006 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,960 I'll return your moped, then we can catch a movie. 1007 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,440 I don't like to watch movies. 1008 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,080 Really? I don't either. 1009 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,880 So, what do you like to watch? We'll watch that. 1010 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,760 Name the place and time. 1011 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,800 We'll see whatever you wish to see. 1012 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,800 'Draupadi Ne Keli Kaashi' (Draupadi visited Kashi). 1013 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,160 So you like Marathi plays? 1014 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,160 Yes. They are the best. 1015 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,120 I watch all of them. 1016 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:34,840 Okay. 1017 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,280 You know, everyone in my family loves drama. 1018 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:38,920 I can see that. 1019 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:39,680 What do you mean? 1020 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,800 I mean you have such an art loving family. 1021 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:42,640 True. 1022 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:43,160 Right. 1023 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,120 You don't watch Marathi plays? 1024 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:46,880 No, I watch the milking process. 1025 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,040 That's quite entertaining as well. 1026 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,160 - Oh. - Yes. 1027 00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,120 I hope you know Marathi. 1028 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,800 I know a little. 1029 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,000 I know all the Marathi expletives though. 1030 00:49:58,920 --> 00:49:59,920 When did you shift to Mumbai? 1031 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,840 I was born here, in Ghatkopar. 1032 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,480 Then you should know Marathi. 1033 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,320 You've been in Mumbai since birth and you don't know Marathi? 1034 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,720 I know Marathi. 1035 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,720 Educate a woman, educate a generation. 1036 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:12,960 Speed breaker ahead. 1037 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,040 Come, come money... 1038 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,680 Hail Shivaji, Hail Maharashtra. 1039 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:16,840 Very good. 1040 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,920 All our communication will be in Marathi henceforth. 1041 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,240 - Sure. - Let's have tea. 1042 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,760 It's okay! 1043 00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,160 I meant Let's have tea. 1044 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:26,800 - It's okay! - Right, whatever. 1045 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,720 Duryodhan has captured our land by our counterfeit signatures. 1046 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,880 Take your land back by calling a war. 1047 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:34,960 - War? - Brother. 1048 00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:35,880 No... no... 1049 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,120 Not that war. 1050 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,200 Then what? 1051 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:40,800 War over here. 1052 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,240 Chess! 1053 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,240 Chess! 1054 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:44,600 Hey. 1055 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:49,120 King, the game begins. 1056 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,760 Very nice, very nice. 1057 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:51,920 Very good. 1058 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:53,360 Uncle Shakuni... 1059 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,680 ...grabbed them in his hands. 1060 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,200 I mean the dice. 1061 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,760 And now... uncle is squeezing them. 1062 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,400 You were looking for me in the palace. 1063 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:12,160 But I was exercising in the garden. 1064 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,000 Too good, man. Amazing. 1065 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,640 Very nice. 1066 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:26,480 Draupadi, we are hundred. 1067 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,920 Leave me, Duryodhana. 1068 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:29,760 I said leave me. 1069 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,040 A woman is getting humiliated in your royal court, king. 1070 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,720 Is woman a thing for you? 1071 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:39,480 To bet in the game of gambling? 1072 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,880 Well said, Draupadi. Go for it! 1073 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:45,440 Speed breaker ahead. 1074 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,840 I know Marathi. 1075 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,280 I'm enjoying it. That dude's crazy. 1076 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:55,800 It wasn't me this time. 1077 00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,600 I thoroughly enjoyed this. 1078 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,840 I've laughed so much that even my insides hurt. 1079 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,280 How did you like it? 1080 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:05,720 It's my favourite play. 1081 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,000 I've already watched it eight times. 1082 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,040 Oh, so you too didn't get it in the first time! 1083 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:11,600 Right? 1084 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,000 So, I'll drop you before I head home? 1085 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,760 No, I'm not heading home. 1086 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,880 I teach in a coaching class at night. 1087 00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:20,800 Coaching? 1088 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,600 Then I'll take you there. 1089 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,400 Let's go. 1090 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,240 What happened? 1091 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,240 My family's getting me married. 1092 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:36,200 To? 1093 00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:39,600 I don't know, some government servant. 1094 00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,160 So I repaired the moped for someone else to drive? 1095 00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:44,880 What? 1096 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,320 No I mean, are you happy with the match? 1097 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:49,520 I don't know. 1098 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,520 That's strange. You are either happy or you are not. 1099 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,960 It's not something a doctor can diagnose. 1100 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:01,720 May I say something? 1101 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:08,400 Getting a girl like you is like hitting a jackpot. 1102 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,240 You are so beautiful, well cultured. 1103 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,520 An ideal Indian woman. 1104 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,600 Come with me. 1105 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:22,840 Yeah, let's go and talk to that government servant right away. 1106 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,800 No, I want you to come with me so that you know everything about me. 1107 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,600 Then you can decide how ideal I am. 1108 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,640 Good. Sister-in-law. Madam. 1109 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:31,880 - Yes, let's go. - Hop on. 1110 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,960 The mechanic is going to tag along? 1111 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,240 He's now my best friend. 1112 00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:36,720 Yes, best friends like Aladdin and genie. 1113 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,880 Stop hugging me. 1114 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,040 I know everything, Aladdin and genie! 1115 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,040 - Let's go. - Let's go! 1116 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,440 She entered a karate class, bro. 1117 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:53,680 Did she call us here to beat us up? 1118 00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,720 It's Kokate Classes, not karate classes. 1119 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,400 You know what Kokate Classes is? 1120 00:53:57,720 --> 00:53:58,360 What is it? 1121 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,280 Let's go and find out. 1122 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:04,120 The concept of interference is made clear by ripple tank experiment. 1123 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:04,960 Do you understand? 1124 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,800 - Yes, sir. - Very nice. 1125 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:08,760 Hello, sir. 1126 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,120 And she is back. 1127 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,200 Who is she? 1128 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,840 Why does she do this? 1129 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,520 Quiet. 1130 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,200 - Hi, sir. - Hi. 1131 00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:16,800 Bye, sir. 1132 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:18,680 - Bless me, sir. - Hey! 1133 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,080 Who are they? What is going on? 1134 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,560 Always just walk through my classes. 1135 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:24,920 This stops now! 1136 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,400 Where did she go? 1137 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,240 - Is she a ghost? - Suraj! 1138 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,600 There she is. 1139 00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:34,720 Hey, she vanished, again. 1140 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,560 Is she playing hide and seek, bro? 1141 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,040 - Where has she brought us? - Bro, that door. 1142 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,440 Look at it. 1143 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:41,600 The door? 1144 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:42,560 Be careful, man. 1145 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:43,800 Tulsi? 1146 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,360 Is she a chef? 1147 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,480 Tulsi? 1148 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,440 - She's playing hide and seek. - Excuse me, have you seen Tulsi? 1149 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:50,960 What are you making? 1150 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,400 I guess she's making a fool out of us. 1151 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,800 - Tulsi? - Tulsi? 1152 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:57,520 Tulsi? 1153 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:17,640 So for the next song, I am presenting, my assistant, 1154 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:23,040 the budding first female DJ of Bombay, DJ Tina! 1155 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,480 Hello people! 1156 00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,600 Welcome to Water! 1157 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,760 What just happened? Is she the same girl? 1158 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,400 Does her brother know about this? 1159 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,520 I doubt it. 1160 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,280 She smuggled us in like illegal drugs. 1161 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:09,480 Take that Madhu Mangal Rane! 1162 00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:12,960 You get other people's secrets out while your sister hides the biggest one from you. 1163 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:15,760 This is awesome, bro. 1164 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,440 You're holding Undertaker's trump card, 1165 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,760 the one with 7 feet height. 1166 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:19,600 What do you mean? 1167 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:23,440 Madhu Mangal Rane will certainly lose face if we let this cat out of the bag. 1168 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,880 Tulsi's marriage will also get called off. 1169 00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,120 Then she'll be all yours. 1170 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:30,400 You can marry her and seek your revenge as well. 1171 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,640 Stop hugging me. 1172 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,000 So I get to drink the milk and make cheese too? 1173 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:35,920 Right. 1174 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,800 But Sukhi, if Tulsi finds out, 1175 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,760 it will break her heart along with her other vital parts. 1176 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:41,960 Don't you think you are exaggerating? 1177 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,760 It will break her heart for sure. 1178 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,560 Don't underestimate me, bro. 1179 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,880 I have an idea. 1180 00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:48,640 Hmm? 1181 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,200 Yes. 1182 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:54,080 You... 1183 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:58,200 Thanks to our rocking DJ Chetan for giving me this opportunity. 1184 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,880 I don't know whether I'll get to be the first female DJ or not, 1185 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:06,640 because the chances are, I'll be married before that ever happens. 1186 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:07,840 Oh. 1187 00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:11,160 Then you'll find me doing dishes instead of spinning discs. 1188 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,920 I'll still have a mixer under my control, 1189 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,560 but it will be used to mix veggies and not the songs. 1190 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,120 I'll have to do all those household chores. 1191 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:23,440 And if I don't do them, they'll call me a drama queen. 1192 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,840 Well, I am what I am! 1193 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:35,840 Done. 1194 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,160 No, keep a chair there. 1195 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,000 Which chair... 1196 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,880 Oh... my angel! 1197 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,640 You look so beautiful. 1198 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:47,120 You look amazing. 1199 01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:47,880 Wait. 1200 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:50,600 There. 1201 01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:51,520 Mom... 1202 01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:54,520 she has certainly not taken after you. 1203 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:55,640 You dirty dog. 1204 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,760 When are they expected, huh? 1205 01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:59,760 And his highness finally blesses us with his presence. 1206 01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:00,720 Why so late, Kaka? 1207 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:04,400 Bedekar was making fresh onion fritters so I decided to wait. 1208 01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:05,600 Here you go. 1209 01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,360 Thums up. 1210 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:08,440 Served chill. 1211 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:10,680 Hello? 1212 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,680 Hello, Mr. Rane? 1213 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:13,960 M. M. Rane. 1214 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,160 This is Prakash speaking. 1215 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,480 What's wrong? You guys are running late? 1216 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,520 No, we will not be coming anymore. 1217 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:21,960 No? Why? 1218 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,160 Mr. Rane, you said your sister teaches at Kokate Coaching Classes. 1219 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,160 She's an ideal Indian woman. 1220 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,880 That she is. 1221 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,560 Which newspaper do you read? 1222 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,480 Samna. 1223 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:33,760 You should check out Jaibharat. 1224 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,840 Fix things at your home before finding fault in others. 1225 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:37,680 Understood me? 1226 01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:45,640 Mrs. Mishra? 1227 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:46,120 Yes, brother? 1228 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,000 Do you have a copy of Jaibharat? 1229 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:48,600 Yes, it must be inside. Help yourself. 1230 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:50,800 What the hell is this? 1231 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,760 What is it? 1232 01:01:56,720 --> 01:02:01,080 Will Girgaon's Tulsi Rane be India's first female DJ? 1233 01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,160 DJ? 1234 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,680 What are you wearing? 1235 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:05,960 Since when have you been into this? 1236 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:08,320 Mom, do you plan to read the whole thing? 1237 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,240 No, it also has a picture we'd clicked in Kashmir. 1238 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,280 You should be questioning her! 1239 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,600 Ask her if she's done something inappropriate. 1240 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,200 What is this, girl? 1241 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,280 Why didn't you tell us? 1242 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:23,880 What did you tell me about her late nights? 1243 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,440 She takes extra classes. 1244 01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:26,640 Extra classes, my foot! 1245 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,960 I shouldn't have trusted you. 1246 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:33,320 Madhu Mangal Rane who spies on the world, 1247 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:37,680 failed to catch his own sister's lie. 1248 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,920 I am so stupid! 1249 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,080 What's going on? 1250 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:43,240 Nothing, go home. 1251 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,080 Go. 1252 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:48,720 Mom, didn't you say, "you can do as you please?" 1253 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,280 Remember the time when people told you, 1254 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:52,680 "It's not right to run a Beauty Parlour." 1255 01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:53,520 So? 1256 01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:55,080 You still went ahead with it anyway. 1257 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:55,880 I have also decided... 1258 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:57,920 I want to be a DJ. 1259 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,760 But what does a DJ do? 1260 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:03,400 DJ and a Beauty Parlour are two different things. 1261 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:04,200 How? 1262 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:09,800 She wears skimpy clothes and dances before a crowd at night! 1263 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,040 Stay put, Kaka! 1264 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:16,680 Dada, I know this isn't about late nights and skimpy clothes. 1265 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,160 Your ego got hurt, 1266 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,280 because you didn't even get the wind of it. 1267 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,280 The detective inside you has failed. 1268 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,960 - I haven't failed. - You have! 1269 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:26,360 I am hurt... 1270 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,040 I am angry... 1271 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:31,320 ...And you are a failure! 1272 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:33,600 Accept it Madhu. 1273 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,600 People will laugh at you. 1274 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,680 They will despise you, my boy. 1275 01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,720 The rascal's gonna kill me. 1276 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,400 Hey! 1277 01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:45,760 What are you doing? 1278 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,200 Are you crazy trying to scare a priest? 1279 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:49,200 You'll go to hell. 1280 01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:50,520 I'll go to hell, huh? 1281 01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:55,880 You keep scaring the world with all the possible planets! 1282 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:56,920 How can you even call yourself a priest! 1283 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:57,840 Hold on for a second. 1284 01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,520 Keep that down before anyone sees it. 1285 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:05,560 So tell me, who asked you to print that article about my sister? 1286 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,880 No one. I did it on my own. 1287 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:09,360 You did it on my own, huh? 1288 01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:14,240 You won't even utter God's name if there is no monetary gain, 1289 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,960 and you would print an article free of cost? 1290 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:18,040 I swear. 1291 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,040 Tell me! 1292 01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:21,240 Tell me! 1293 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:23,480 Suraj Dhillon. 1294 01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:24,640 What? 1295 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,200 Suraj Dhillon. 1296 01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,400 He gave me her picture and told me about it. 1297 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:31,920 That milkman? 1298 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:33,680 Yes. 1299 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,360 The one who runs a stable of buffaloes? 1300 01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:36,560 Yes. 1301 01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,440 He was following my sister? 1302 01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:44,840 Come on, call him up. 1303 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,280 Hang on! 1304 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:50,080 Hello? 1305 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:51,480 Jai Matarani Doodh Bhandar. 1306 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,880 Hello, Mr. Suraj Dhillon. 1307 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,560 Hi, who is this? 1308 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:01,040 You don't even recognise my voice, milkman? 1309 01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,120 You think you are Bill Clinton that I'd recognise your voice! 1310 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:04,240 Who the hell are you? 1311 01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:07,200 I am Madhu Mangal Rane. 1312 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,760 Oh... the great spy! 1313 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:12,880 How are you, sir? How is it going? 1314 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:13,880 You sound upset. 1315 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:15,200 I hope everything is fine. 1316 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,600 You spied on a spy, kiddo. 1317 01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:21,040 You broke into my office. 1318 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,080 Then you targeted my family. 1319 01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:25,200 Because of you my sister's marriage was called off. 1320 01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:28,160 That's your job, to break marriages. 1321 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,760 I just sell milk, I am sure you are aware. 1322 01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:33,360 So you didn't conspire with Doobey and pulled that stunt in the newspaper? 1323 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,800 You thought I wouldn't find out? 1324 01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:43,120 I am a detective... not a milkman. 1325 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,320 Then I'm afraid you are not a good one. 1326 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,200 You don't even know what your sister has been up to. 1327 01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,360 Even the nosey neighbourhood aunties are better informed than you are. 1328 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:54,400 The game is on, Mr. Suraj Dhillon! 1329 01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:58,200 I've already punished my sister for her mistake. 1330 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,760 I've put a stop to her gig. 1331 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:02,080 What do you mean? 1332 01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,160 You stopped her disco gig? 1333 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,120 Right. 1334 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,640 And it's your turn now. 1335 01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,560 Listen, can you swim? 1336 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,080 Yes, I can. Why do you ask? 1337 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:18,280 I plan to immerse you along with Lord Ganesha this time. 1338 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:26,920 What is it, bro? All good? 1339 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:28,280 You look worried. 1340 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:33,440 That detective knows we are responsible for the article. 1341 01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,240 What if he tells Tulsi? 1342 01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,120 It's okay. We did manage to get our revenge, didn't we? 1343 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:44,880 But I really like her. 1344 01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:49,400 She'll be heartbroken. 1345 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,080 I shouldn't have listened to you. 1346 01:07:58,360 --> 01:07:59,280 Bro? 1347 01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:39,320 Hail Lord Ganesha! 1348 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:42,200 Hail Lord Ganesha! 1349 01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:43,280 Listen up, everyone. 1350 01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:44,920 Take a seat. Settle down. 1351 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:57,880 Tulsi? 1352 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:00,080 Hello. 1353 01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:01,160 Suraj? 1354 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,560 This is for you, a small gift. 1355 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:09,040 Thank you. 1356 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:10,760 You are welcome. 1357 01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:16,720 So, I look like an ideal woman, don't I? 1358 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,440 Yes, you do. 1359 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:22,160 They won't let me be DJ anymore. 1360 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:24,080 So, I am stuck at home. 1361 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,960 Now I am a well cultured homely girl. 1362 01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:33,560 I had something to say. 1363 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:36,200 What? 1364 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:40,160 I... wanted to apologise. 1365 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:44,840 I am sorry. 1366 01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,040 Why are you apologising? 1367 01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:53,680 Wait a second. 1368 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:58,560 The picture in the newspaper is of the same day you were at the club. 1369 01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:03,000 You are behind this, Suraj? 1370 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:03,920 But why? 1371 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,160 Let me start from the beginning. 1372 01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,160 Your brother was responsible for my marriage being called off. 1373 01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:10,280 So, I raided his office to seek revenge. 1374 01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,120 That's where we first met. 1375 01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,840 At first sight, under the torch's bright light... 1376 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,520 I fell in love with you. 1377 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:24,400 Then I started following you, we started talking... 1378 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,120 You ended up taking me to the disco. 1379 01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:30,680 I discreetly clicked a picture of yours in the disco. 1380 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,320 I thought if I get it published, 1381 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,200 it'd teach your brother a lesson, 1382 01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:37,120 scare away that government servant, 1383 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,600 and then we can be together. 1384 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:43,400 Well played! 1385 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:47,320 So you took revenge from my brother and ruined my career as well. 1386 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:48,160 No, I didn't want to ruin your career. 1387 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:51,160 And now you want me to forgive you and marry you? 1388 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:53,720 You are so smart. 1389 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:54,200 Huh? 1390 01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,360 You know in spite of all that happened, 1391 01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,000 there was one thing that was keeping me together, 1392 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,800 the fact that there is someone who understands me, 1393 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,920 someone whom I can share everything with, 1394 01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:06,520 and a slight possibility of a future together. 1395 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:12,720 But I didn't know that you'd be so selfish. 1396 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,080 You and my brother are just the same. 1397 01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,520 Both of you don't care about anyone's emotions. 1398 01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:19,440 Go to hell! 1399 01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,040 I love you, a lot. 1400 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:58,000 I even learnt Marathi for you. 1401 01:13:58,280 --> 01:13:59,480 Well, I'm still learning. 1402 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,480 Please forgive me. 1403 01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:47,560 Who's dead? 1404 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,120 Bro. 1405 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,840 They want you outside. 1406 01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:52,600 Make it quick. 1407 01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:53,600 I am not coming. 1408 01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:59,560 So will anyone tell me, why were my sweet dreams ruined? 1409 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:00,760 Bro is here. 1410 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,120 It's my house. Of course, I'll be here. 1411 01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:03,560 - He is here. - Bro... 1412 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,080 Sukhi, man, you've got to stop hugging me. 1413 01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,040 Bro... 1414 01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:07,240 What happened, mom? 1415 01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,360 Happiness happened! 1416 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:10,160 What is it? 1417 01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:11,680 Why is the entire family so emotional? 1418 01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:14,760 Son, he's here with a marriage proposal of his sister, 1419 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:16,040 - for you. - Huh? 1420 01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:19,600 - Yes. - Hey brother-in-law... Surprise! 1421 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:24,600 Oh, the look at his face. 1422 01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:27,240 Like a cat on a hot tin roof. 1423 01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:29,520 You!... I'll show you what a cat on a hot tin roof feels like. 1424 01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:31,400 - He's a guest son! - Dad, you don't know, he is no guest. 1425 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,160 He thought his family would never find out. 1426 01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:34,800 - What won't they find out? - We know, we know. 1427 01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:35,840 What do you know, dad? 1428 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,320 Come on, have a seat. Look at this. 1429 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:39,080 - We know, son. - And what do you know? 1430 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,960 That you like this girl. 1431 01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:45,200 It's not easy to find such well cultured and beautiful girls nowadays. 1432 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:49,320 Moreover, he said, she's a music maestro. 1433 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:52,640 She teaches music to young adults at the Music & Dance academy. 1434 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:53,760 Did I get that right? 1435 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,240 Yes, you are absolutely right. 1436 01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:55,960 Right. 1437 01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:57,920 We couldn't get any luckier. 1438 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,200 We'll be blessed with Goddess Saraswati's presence. 1439 01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:03,760 Only fortunate ones get to marry well-educated girls these days. 1440 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,120 - Hypocrite! - Huh? 1441 01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:10,120 I saw them walking hand-in-hand at Marine Drive. 1442 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:10,760 - Really? - We weren't, mom. 1443 01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:12,320 They went to Shivaji Park as well. 1444 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,720 We didn't, dad. I swear, we didn't. 1445 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:16,200 They even played video games together. 1446 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,200 No, we didn't. 1447 01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:18,560 And I certainly didn't do this. 1448 01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:19,480 It's okay, son. 1449 01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:21,120 - It's cool. - It's natural. It happens. 1450 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:23,800 - Uncle, that's what you call modern love. - I know. 1451 01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:26,160 - Had you have ever done that? - Never. 1452 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:28,320 I only got to romance Yashodha after my parents passed away, 1453 01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:31,640 and we were able to get some privacy. 1454 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:34,680 Before that, it was just a marriage for marriage sake. 1455 01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:36,080 When did they pass away? 1456 01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:37,480 Just two years back. 1457 01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:39,360 So what if it's just been two years? 1458 01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:40,960 - No, I'm... - So what? 1459 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,920 I must say, your son's way ahead of you. 1460 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,760 Aunty, I think you should meet the girl. 1461 01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:47,040 Right. 1462 01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:50,000 Then find a suitable, auspicious day and get them married. 1463 01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:50,640 Right. 1464 01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:51,560 What are you waiting for? 1465 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:52,400 Go, get the priest on line. 1466 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:53,400 - The priest? - Go on. 1467 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:55,200 - Oh yes, the priest. - Yes. 1468 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:56,440 Right. 1469 01:18:58,640 --> 01:18:59,600 What's this nonsense? 1470 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,480 Hmm? 1471 01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:01,080 Nothing. 1472 01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:03,520 I just brought a marriage proposal of my sister for you. 1473 01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:06,560 I am the one responsible for your previous one being called off. 1474 01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:08,040 So now, it's my responsibility to get you married, 1475 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:09,360 to my sister. 1476 01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:12,520 You love my sister, 1477 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:14,200 don't you now, brother-in-law? 1478 01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:15,640 Hey, he's not saying anything. 1479 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:16,600 He's feeling shy. 1480 01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:17,920 I am not feeling shy, mom. 1481 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:18,800 He's shy. 1482 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:19,800 He has taken after me. 1483 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,080 - Huh? - Good for him. 1484 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:23,720 He'd be shameless if he'd taken after his father. 1485 01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:24,600 - What did you say? - Hey, hey, hey! 1486 01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:26,000 What did you just say? 1487 01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:27,200 Calm down, son. 1488 01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:30,080 We accept the marriage proposal. 1489 01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:31,040 Oh, uncle! 1490 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,600 Sweets, to celebrate the occasion. 1491 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:38,760 Take it, son. 1492 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:45,880 Suraj said, "I'll only marry Tulshi or I'll forever stay single." 1493 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,320 Just like him. 1494 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,080 He was elated. 1495 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:51,560 His family too. 1496 01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:54,360 He was crying on my shoulder. 1497 01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:56,000 Not that one, this one. 1498 01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:57,280 He was literally in tears. 1499 01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:01,440 He said, "Dada, you have made my life." 1500 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:04,480 "I'd never find a girl better than Tulshi." 1501 01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:06,320 You're being honest? 1502 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:06,840 Of course. 1503 01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:10,160 Dada, you made it clear to his family that I wish to become a DJ? 1504 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:10,880 Right? 1505 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:12,320 Of course. 1506 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,920 His family was even more pleased. 1507 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,160 You know what they said? 1508 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:18,680 "We'll be blessed with Goddess Saraswati." 1509 01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,000 "DJ Saraswati." 1510 01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:24,040 Madhu, are you honestly being honest here, huh? 1511 01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:25,640 Aren't you happy, 1512 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:27,240 that your daughter is getting married? 1513 01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:28,440 I am but... 1514 01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:32,160 It's happening so suddenly that I cannot make sense of it. 1515 01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:35,880 Mom, this is how good matches are made. 1516 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:36,920 Suddenly. 1517 01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:38,240 On the spur of the moment! 1518 01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:39,160 He.... The guy up there is 1519 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:40,600 responsible for the matches made in heaven. 1520 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:42,120 You'd know that better. 1521 01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:44,000 After all, you're responsible for breaking so many of them. 1522 01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:50,000 Couldn't resist taunting me, could you? 1523 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:51,880 That too on such a joyous occasion. 1524 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:53,680 Sweets are delicious. 1525 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,280 Listen, tell me if you don't like him. 1526 01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:57,040 Just tell me. 1527 01:20:57,880 --> 01:20:59,520 I think I should just go can call it off. 1528 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:00,560 - No, no, no. - Stay put. 1529 01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:02,000 No, Dada. Don't call it off. 1530 01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:04,960 He seems nice. 1531 01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:08,800 So should I invite his family over? 1532 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:10,040 Yes, Dada. 1533 01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:11,120 Attagirl. 1534 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:17,400 Take this and offer some to everyone. 1535 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,920 There you go. 1536 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,080 Please, have some. 1537 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,920 No, thank you. 1538 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,120 No, I'm good. 1539 01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:26,040 I said I am good. 1540 01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:27,720 I'd like to match their horoscopes first. 1541 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:28,440 Okay. 1542 01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:31,760 I'd like to suggest that you should reconsider this match 1543 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,200 if their horoscopes don't match. 1544 01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:36,400 That's why we have brought you along. 1545 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:37,600 Right. 1546 01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:38,760 Here you go. 1547 01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:39,960 So, this is the girl's horoscope? 1548 01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:41,240 Hmm. 1549 01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:04,280 Sir, what's taking so long, it's a horoscope, not a Picasso. 1550 01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:06,480 So, do their horoscopes match? 1551 01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:09,040 Madhu just got it made. 1552 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:09,440 Okay. 1553 01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:10,880 He's got it made from a renowned Pundit. 1554 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,400 What did you say his name was? 1555 01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:14,960 Well mom... er, Pundit Bhimsen Joshi. 1556 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:17,680 Oh. I think I've heard of him. 1557 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:22,240 What's taking you so long, sir? Do their attributes match or not? 1558 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:23,560 36. 1559 01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:25,480 How many of the 36? 1560 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,560 All the 36 attributes match, ma'am. 1561 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:28,680 That's wonderful! 1562 01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:30,560 You've never scored that much even in mathematics. 1563 01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:31,520 Yeah, I haven't. 1564 01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:36,200 It's a match made in heaven. 1565 01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:37,320 Wonderful. 1566 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,040 - What happened? - What's wrong? 1567 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:39,800 - I'll go help. - Yes, mom... 1568 01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:41,280 - Tulshi? - Mom, stay, I'll handle it. 1569 01:22:41,360 --> 01:22:43,400 - So sweet, go. - Mom, huh? 1570 01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:46,640 36 attributes matched? 1571 01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:47,720 Yes. 1572 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:48,880 The glass broke. 1573 01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:50,080 It's considered auspicious. 1574 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,000 What are you doing? 1575 01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:56,480 Why so slippery... Butter hands! 1576 01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,600 That's how grand it's going to be, son. 1577 01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:14,920 It'll be a wedding no one in Ghatkopar will ever forget. 1578 01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:18,320 East or west, Mr. Gurnaam is the best. 1579 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,880 I'd suggest... 1580 01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:22,560 Uncle, please have this. 1581 01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:24,600 - Mom? - Hmm? 1582 01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:25,560 Mr. Gurnaam? 1583 01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:29,360 Uncle, I suggest you throw a grand party for their engagement as well. 1584 01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:30,360 Okay. 1585 01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:33,760 Everyone will get a glimpse of Gurnaam Dhillon's magnanimity. 1586 01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:37,840 It'll be a great promotion for your milk business as well. 1587 01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:39,320 Date? 1588 01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:41,680 Find an auspicious day and fix the date! 1589 01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:44,000 All their attributes match, Mr. Dhillon. 1590 01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:45,040 Any and every day is an auspicious day for them. 1591 01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,960 Just place your finger on the calendar with your eyes closed. 1592 01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:48,400 What ever date your finger lands on, will be auspicious. 1593 01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,200 Oh sir... you are so smart! 1594 01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:52,840 Fine, then, let's not delay it. 1595 01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:53,720 Let's do it this week itself. 1596 01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:54,920 How about Sunday? 1597 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:55,760 - Sunday? - Yes. 1598 01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:56,680 Sunday's perfect. 1599 01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:58,600 It's his birthday on Sunday. 1600 01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:00,080 Yes, it's his birthday. 1601 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:01,360 Yes, my birthday's on Sunday. 1602 01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:04,720 That's great. Simply amazing. 1603 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:07,520 We will arrange for a cake, engagement ring, 1604 01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:09,480 and handcuffs on the same day. 1605 01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:10,840 Handcuffs! 1606 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:11,920 Handcuffs? 1607 01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:17,160 Mr. Gurnaam, he's about to get shackled for life. 1608 01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:19,800 Oh right, shackled! 1609 01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:23,720 Have this. 1610 01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:27,480 You are so naughty. 1611 01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:46,680 Who is it? 1612 01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:49,720 Oh son, it's you. 1613 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:51,080 You scared me. 1614 01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:51,720 When did you come in? 1615 01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:54,000 Uncle, I am omnipresent. 1616 01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:55,480 Stay blessed. 1617 01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:56,520 Have a seat. 1618 01:24:57,480 --> 01:24:59,880 That's a great invite, uncle. 1619 01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:01,200 Hmm? 1620 01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:04,440 Suraj's not home? 1621 01:25:04,520 --> 01:25:07,400 - No, he's gone to meet the catering guy. - Okay. 1622 01:25:07,480 --> 01:25:09,640 - Then he'll drop by at your place. - Okay. 1623 01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:11,120 He's over the moon. 1624 01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,040 Marriage excitement, huh. 1625 01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:18,240 Time flies, doesn't it, uncle. They'll be engaged by the end of this week. 1626 01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:20,600 And married by next month. 1627 01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:28,800 I thought I'd come here, meet you and discuss the "give and take". 1628 01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:30,680 Let's be frank here, uncle. I know the duties of a bride's family. 1629 01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:31,760 So tell me, what are your dowry demands? 1630 01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:33,560 No, no, no, son. 1631 01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:35,680 Don't even utter that word. 1632 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:38,480 We have everything with the grace of God. 1633 01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:42,840 We are fortunate to find such a nice girl, such a nice family. 1634 01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:44,000 What else could we possibly want? 1635 01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:47,200 Son, we cannot take dowry. 1636 01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:49,200 Our Gurus have strictly forbidden us to. 1637 01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:52,400 I hope you'll understand, I am her brother. 1638 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:58,040 It's obvious I'd seek some guarantee that she's going into a well to do family. 1639 01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,640 I can understand. 1640 01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:04,760 We have a car, a bungalow, bank balance, and a large estate in the village. 1641 01:26:04,840 --> 01:26:09,040 How much wealth does Suraj have, uncle? 1642 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:12,720 Just enquiring for my sister's sake. 1643 01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:17,160 One million cash and gold worth 500,000. 1644 01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:18,360 How much? 1645 01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:22,400 One million cash and gold worth 500,000. 1646 01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:24,040 Oh, perfect. 1647 01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:29,040 No, I can see that you have everything here. 1648 01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:30,600 If there's anything that you don't have, I can send it over. 1649 01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:32,400 Stop being childish. 1650 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,920 Dinning table, sofa set, coloured television, 1651 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:39,280 refrigerator, air conditioner, washing machine... 1652 01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:40,120 Oh uncle... 1653 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,280 - Bone china dinner set... - Enough, I get your point. 1654 01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:44,400 Then don't say such embarrassing stuff. 1655 01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:47,760 And what about groceries? I could order some from the grocer... 1656 01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:48,840 100 kilos! 1657 01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:50,240 Excuse me? 1658 01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:54,760 100 kilos of wheat, pearl millet, sorghum and pure butter. 1659 01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:56,480 We don't use refined oil. 1660 01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:57,960 You don't use oil at all? 1661 01:26:58,040 --> 01:26:58,600 Come on, man. 1662 01:26:58,680 --> 01:26:59,240 Oh. 1663 01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:05,840 It's good to know that Tulshi will be well taken care of here. 1664 01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:06,840 I'll get going now. 1665 01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:07,960 Want to have my milk before you leave? 1666 01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:08,440 Excuse me? 1667 01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:10,840 How about some fresh dairy milk or buttermilk? 1668 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,040 No, thanks. I am lactose intolerant. 1669 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:12,640 Okay. 1670 01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:13,400 See you. 1671 01:27:13,840 --> 01:27:14,720 It's okay, son. 1672 01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:16,680 Son, you forgot your bag? 1673 01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:18,440 Oh... 1674 01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:24,280 Uncle, please give my high five to Suraj. 1675 01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:25,400 Huh? 1676 01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:35,560 - Hi, DJ. - Hi. 1677 01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:38,240 Awesome. So you've taken over the old age parlour, eh? 1678 01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:40,160 Why, all the aunties got fed up of your mom? 1679 01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:43,040 So, this is what you tell him about me? 1680 01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:44,400 - I seek your blessings, mom. - Bless you. 1681 01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:45,720 - Mom, I didn't tell him anything. - Hmm. 1682 01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:47,040 - He's joking. - Liar. 1683 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:49,760 Why don't you take a seat, son? 1684 01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:51,840 She'll be done with the facial soon. 1685 01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:52,440 No problem. 1686 01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:55,560 I actually don't need it, but I anyway get it done sometimes. 1687 01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:57,320 You know I couldn't guess that you are Tulsi's mom 1688 01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:58,520 when I saw you for the first time. 1689 01:27:58,600 --> 01:27:59,960 You looked more like her elder sister to me. 1690 01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:02,560 That's what everyone says. 1691 01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:05,520 I look like Tulshi's elder sister and Madhu's younger sister. 1692 01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:07,400 Mom, you need to get your eyes checked again, 1693 01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:09,000 and buy a new pair of glasses. 1694 01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:09,640 Rubbish. 1695 01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:10,880 I do look like your sister. 1696 01:28:10,960 --> 01:28:12,040 You are just jealous. 1697 01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:14,160 Where are you? Where are your hands? 1698 01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:15,560 I'm done, mom. 1699 01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:16,520 - It's done? - Yes. 1700 01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:17,360 That's it? 1701 01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:18,640 Fine. 1702 01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:22,800 - So, everything under control son? - Yes, all good. 1703 01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:24,400 Started preparing for the wedding? 1704 01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:25,320 - Yes, in full swing. - Really? 1705 01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:26,200 Yes, everything's being taken care of. 1706 01:28:26,280 --> 01:28:28,760 I came here to get your guest count. 1707 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:29,960 Just to ensure that we don't miss out on anything. 1708 01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:34,240 No, son. Don't worry about it. 1709 01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:35,960 Madhu will handle everything. 1710 01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:37,000 Okay. 1711 01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:38,800 You always taunt him. 1712 01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:41,080 But all this has been possible only because of Dada. 1713 01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:45,280 Yes, mom, I, too, never thought that your son would change his opinion about me. 1714 01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:45,960 Hmm. 1715 01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:48,760 Madhu is a nice boy. 1716 01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:50,440 The thing is... 1717 01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:52,320 Oh son-in-law, you are the one cleaning my face! 1718 01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:53,320 Yes. 1719 01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:55,120 You are quite a pro at this. 1720 01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:58,320 Of course, I take care of all the buffaloes at my stable. 1721 01:28:58,400 --> 01:28:59,320 Huh? 1722 01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:01,560 So, what was I talking about? 1723 01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:02,600 Madhu. 1724 01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:05,760 Yes. Madhu is a nice boy. 1725 01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:08,800 He's just a little stubborn. 1726 01:29:09,080 --> 01:29:11,320 And he gets angry at the drop of a hat. 1727 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:13,320 But he wasn't always like that. 1728 01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:15,840 He used to be very calm and composed. 1729 01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:16,680 Then what happened? 1730 01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:17,800 A girl happened. 1731 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,080 Her name's Kavya. 1732 01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:22,840 They went to the same college. 1733 01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:24,080 - Okay. - They loved each other. 1734 01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:26,080 They wanted to get married, but couldn't. 1735 01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:26,800 Why? 1736 01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:29,960 She was from a different caste. 1737 01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:34,680 Her parents got her married to a professor, of the same caste. 1738 01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:35,560 Then? 1739 01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:39,080 She couldn't be Mrs. Kavya Rane so she became Mrs. Kavya Godbole. 1740 01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:44,880 It's after she got married that we learnt that her husband had strange quirks. 1741 01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:45,680 Huh? 1742 01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:46,920 Hmm. 1743 01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:50,440 That's when Madhu decided to get into this business. 1744 01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:52,840 He spies on prospective grooms like crazy. 1745 01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:56,120 He says he won't let any good girl end up with a bad boy. 1746 01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:57,960 One more thing, 1747 01:29:58,040 --> 01:30:00,160 never make Madhu angry. 1748 01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:02,640 He goes crazy when he gets angry. 1749 01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:04,400 He acts on impulse and becomes destructive. 1750 01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:06,120 I hope you two don't have any issues with each other. 1751 01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:06,640 Huh? 1752 01:30:06,720 --> 01:30:07,360 Issues? 1753 01:30:07,440 --> 01:30:08,480 No, I don't have any issues with him. 1754 01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:09,720 Cool, then there's nothing to worry about. 1755 01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:10,960 No tension. 1756 01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:14,560 We don't have any issues, or do we? 1757 01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:35,800 Hail Lord Ganesha! 1758 01:30:57,120 --> 01:31:01,400 'I plan bid you farewell you along with Lord Ganesha this time.' 1759 01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:50,080 I'd never thought that I'd see this day. 1760 01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:52,760 Nor had I thought that you'd be the one for me. 1761 01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:55,320 This is all thanks to Dada. 1762 01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:56,400 Huh? 1763 01:31:56,480 --> 01:31:57,160 Dada. 1764 01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:58,040 Hmm, Dada. 1765 01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:08,920 That's enough. 1766 01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:10,360 That's enough of fireworks. 1767 01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:12,760 Ladies and Gentlemen, 1768 01:32:13,320 --> 01:32:16,040 it is now time to exchange rings. 1769 01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:21,200 So please, give them a... huge round of applause. 1770 01:32:23,080 --> 01:32:24,040 Yeah, yeah. 1771 01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:26,200 There you go. 1772 01:32:26,720 --> 01:32:28,720 - Mom? - Go ahead. 1773 01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:32,120 Hey, wait. 1774 01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:33,680 Wait. 1775 01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:35,880 Hey, wait. 1776 01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:36,720 What's wrong? 1777 01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:37,320 Give me just two minutes. 1778 01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:38,800 Just two minutes, Kaka. 1779 01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:43,600 I want to say something before they exchange rings. 1780 01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:44,960 I think he'll sing a Marathi folk song. 1781 01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:48,600 - Bring it on guys! 1782 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:02,680 Over here. 1783 01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:03,600 There's more. 1784 01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:04,000 Madhu? 1785 01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:04,960 Get them. 1786 01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:07,080 Be careful with that. 1787 01:33:07,480 --> 01:33:10,640 - Son, what was the need to... - Come on, uncle. 1788 01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:13,880 I brought everything that you'd asked for. 1789 01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:14,760 What? 1790 01:33:14,840 --> 01:33:15,760 Everything. 1791 01:33:16,240 --> 01:33:19,640 Utensils, pickles, poppadoms, wheat... 1792 01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:21,040 Yes, wheat too. 1793 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:23,000 - A mixer grinder, fruits... - Hey. 1794 01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:27,040 And also a washing machine of the best brand. 1795 01:33:27,440 --> 01:33:28,520 Well, I've got almost everything. 1796 01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:30,880 I just need some more time. 1797 01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:32,920 I'll arrange for the remaining cash somehow. 1798 01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:36,440 Mom, I'll even sell our office and house if needed, but I'll get it arranged. 1799 01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:38,040 What are you saying, Madhu? 1800 01:33:39,040 --> 01:33:40,160 What is he talking about, dad? 1801 01:33:41,760 --> 01:33:43,320 What are you saying, son? 1802 01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:46,320 When did I ask for all these things? 1803 01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:50,480 Uncle, please don't slander me in front of so many people. 1804 01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:53,000 I brought all this only because you asked me to. 1805 01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:54,520 Why would I do this otherwise? 1806 01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,280 I'll make arrangements and get the remaining cash. 1807 01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:58,080 Please don't call off the wedding because of that. 1808 01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:01,680 - Dada! - Madhu! - He's... 1809 01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:03,000 What are you doing, Dada? 1810 01:34:03,480 --> 01:34:04,520 What is this nonsense? 1811 01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:07,680 I had my doubts that you'd pull some stunt for sure. 1812 01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:11,000 My father never demanded dowry from him. 1813 01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:12,200 You were right, bro. 1814 01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:13,240 He is not a good man. 1815 01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:14,080 Why are you lying, man? 1816 01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:15,080 He's a scoundrel. 1817 01:34:15,160 --> 01:34:16,680 He spies on good people. 1818 01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:18,520 Don't act smart, huh, priest! 1819 01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:19,680 Whose acting smart, huh? 1820 01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:21,360 You want us to keep quiet while he keeps accusing us? 1821 01:34:21,440 --> 01:34:22,880 - We never demanded... - We will... 1822 01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:24,640 - How can you stop us... - I said that we will... 1823 01:34:24,720 --> 01:34:26,560 No, please, don't fight. 1824 01:34:27,440 --> 01:34:29,280 I'll prove it. 1825 01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:31,720 Hey! Come on, play it. 1826 01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:39,400 Time flies, doesn't it, uncle. They'll be engaged by the end of this week. 1827 01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:39,920 Hmm. 1828 01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:41,400 They'll be getting married next month. 1829 01:34:41,480 --> 01:34:43,280 Let's be frank here, uncle. I know the duties of a bride's family. 1830 01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:44,120 So tell me, what are your dowry demands? 1831 01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:45,480 No, no, a large estate in the village, 1832 01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:51,000 a car, a bungalow, One million cash and gold worth 500,000. 1833 01:34:51,080 --> 01:34:51,920 How much? 1834 01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:56,840 One million cash and gold worth 500,000. 1835 01:34:56,920 --> 01:34:59,160 No, I can see that you have everything here. 1836 01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:00,880 If there's anything that you don't have, I can send it over. 1837 01:35:00,960 --> 01:35:03,280 Dinning table, sofa set, coloured television, 1838 01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:07,920 refrigerator, air conditioner, cooler, washing machine, mixer grinder. 1839 01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:08,760 What about groceries? 1840 01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:13,400 100 kilos of wheat, pearl millet, sorghum and pure butter. 1841 01:35:13,480 --> 01:35:15,240 We don't use refined oil. 1842 01:35:22,480 --> 01:35:25,280 - This... - That's your voice. 1843 01:35:25,360 --> 01:35:28,560 Yes, it is. But that's not how I had said it. 1844 01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:32,080 This... this isn't the conversation we had. 1845 01:35:32,160 --> 01:35:35,280 I had... I meant we already have... 1846 01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:37,400 Son? 1847 01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:39,720 Please don't beg him, dad. 1848 01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:41,440 Why are you doing this, son? 1849 01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:43,040 Hmm? 1850 01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:45,800 You are the one who approached us with the proposal. 1851 01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,600 So why are you creating this scene now? 1852 01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:50,240 Suraj, 1853 01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:54,720 I cannot believe that you have such a greedy family. 1854 01:35:57,160 --> 01:35:58,400 You call this love? 1855 01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:01,240 All the tall claims that you had made was for this? 1856 01:36:01,840 --> 01:36:05,000 You want to quantify a girl's life? With a bunch of things? 1857 01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:08,000 Are you doing me a favour by marrying me, Suraj? 1858 01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:12,520 I... should've never trusted you, again. 1859 01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:15,440 Tulsi, please listen to me. 1860 01:36:15,960 --> 01:36:17,120 - You are disgusting. - Tulsi. 1861 01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:19,480 Let's go. 1862 01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:23,920 Tulshi! 1863 01:36:55,920 --> 01:36:57,440 Accepting dowry is a sin, you know that, right? 1864 01:36:57,520 --> 01:36:58,640 It's illegal as well, sir. 1865 01:36:58,720 --> 01:36:59,480 Right. 1866 01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:00,640 We have the proof as well. 1867 01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:01,760 Yes, we have proof. 1868 01:37:01,840 --> 01:37:02,240 Right. 1869 01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:03,120 - And sir... - What? 1870 01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:05,160 It's his birthday. Look at this. 1871 01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:06,360 Wonderful. 1872 01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:08,320 Sir, happy birthday to you. 1873 01:37:09,360 --> 01:37:09,840 Mane? 1874 01:37:09,920 --> 01:37:11,240 Yeah, birthday to you. Birthday to you. 1875 01:37:11,520 --> 01:37:12,640 Take the cake along! 1876 01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:16,200 You will cut the cake at the police station, yeah? 1877 01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:22,080 Tulshi... 1878 01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:26,440 Kiddo, please, you've got to stop crying now. 1879 01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:28,200 It's ruining your makeup. 1880 01:37:28,320 --> 01:37:30,640 It's fine if you don't want to get married. 1881 01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:31,040 Okay? 1882 01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:33,480 Please, just stop crying. Don't cry, my baby. 1883 01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:35,000 I want to get married, mom. 1884 01:37:35,120 --> 01:37:35,760 What? 1885 01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:38,840 And I want to get married on that same day. 1886 01:37:41,560 --> 01:37:43,880 This was the first time I liked someone, 1887 01:37:44,320 --> 01:37:46,960 but he turned out to be so pathetic. 1888 01:37:47,680 --> 01:37:50,480 Now I want to get married and prove it to the world 1889 01:37:50,600 --> 01:37:53,560 that a girl can get married without giving any dowry. 1890 01:37:55,880 --> 01:37:57,040 - Dada? - Yes. 1891 01:37:57,560 --> 01:37:59,640 - Find me a match. - Okay. 1892 01:38:00,040 --> 01:38:02,360 Now if I get married, I'll get married on that very day. 1893 01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:05,880 But Tulshi, what about your dream of becoming a DJ? 1894 01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:09,200 Mom... Don't worry, I'll handle it. 1895 01:38:10,920 --> 01:38:14,040 You remember that government servant I'd mentioned? 1896 01:38:14,520 --> 01:38:15,640 He's ready to marry her unconditionally. 1897 01:38:16,120 --> 01:38:17,360 I'm going to the club. 1898 01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:19,720 Yes, carry on. 1899 01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:21,640 Don't worry, I'll handle everything. 1900 01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:24,760 You should fix your makeup before going to the club. 1901 01:38:24,880 --> 01:38:26,680 - I'll manage, mom. - I'll fix it 1902 01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:28,400 Let me help, I'm a professional. 1903 01:38:28,480 --> 01:38:30,400 Yes mom, help her. 1904 01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:46,240 What? 1905 01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:51,520 The boy who messed with you ended up in prison. 1906 01:38:51,600 --> 01:38:58,560 Moreover, you convinced Tulshi to marry the boy you like. 1907 01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:03,320 That was some trick Madhu! 1908 01:39:04,280 --> 01:39:06,680 Well played, my boy. 1909 01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:26,640 Look at what that rascal did to us. 1910 01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:29,960 If curses worked in this era, I would've given him a deadly one. 1911 01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:33,400 I'd turn him into a mosquito and crush him between my palms. 1912 01:39:33,920 --> 01:39:35,680 It's all over. 1913 01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:41,200 All the reputation I had earned in all these years went down the drain. 1914 01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:42,920 Poof, and it was gone. 1915 01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:45,240 What are you saying, dad? 1916 01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:48,400 Your reputation isn't a candle that can be blown out with a single puff. 1917 01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:51,240 Don't worry. Your reputation is still intact. 1918 01:39:51,480 --> 01:39:54,280 Son, by now, everyone in the community must have learnt 1919 01:39:54,640 --> 01:39:57,800 that Gurnaam Singh Dhillon demanded dowry. 1920 01:39:58,520 --> 01:40:01,200 Now no one will buy milk from our dairy. 1921 01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:03,240 Bro? 1922 01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:05,000 Uncle? 1923 01:40:09,480 --> 01:40:10,400 Bless you. 1924 01:40:11,720 --> 01:40:13,240 Our lawyer, Mr. Ravan Mishra. 1925 01:40:13,440 --> 01:40:14,200 Hello? 1926 01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:15,960 Is your name really Ravan? 1927 01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:17,000 Yes. 1928 01:40:17,440 --> 01:40:20,640 What kind of parents would name their child Ravan? 1929 01:40:20,760 --> 01:40:23,440 The ones who didn't read Ramayana! 1930 01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:24,520 Exactly! 1931 01:40:24,920 --> 01:40:25,960 Right, right. 1932 01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:27,400 Sign these. 1933 01:40:27,760 --> 01:40:28,440 Here. 1934 01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:31,360 - Where, sir? - Here. 1935 01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,400 Kavya Godbole? 1936 01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:39,160 'Her name's Kavya.' 1937 01:40:39,280 --> 01:40:41,080 'They went to the same college.' 1938 01:40:41,200 --> 01:40:42,280 - 'Okay.' - 'They loved each other.' 1939 01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:44,400 'They wanted to get married, but couldn't.' 1940 01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:48,720 'Her parents got her married to a professor, of the same caste.' 1941 01:40:48,920 --> 01:40:49,480 'Then?' 1942 01:40:49,680 --> 01:40:54,720 'She couldn't be Mrs. Kavya Rane so she became Mrs. Kavya Godbole.' 1943 01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:55,840 What is it, bro? 1944 01:40:56,920 --> 01:40:59,720 Madhu's lawyer's name is Kavya? 1945 01:41:00,320 --> 01:41:01,800 Our lawyer is good too. 1946 01:41:01,920 --> 01:41:03,080 Don't be fooled by his name. 1947 01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:04,320 Mr. Ravan, can you help me with something? 1948 01:41:04,440 --> 01:41:05,920 That name doesn't deserve respect, son. 1949 01:41:06,280 --> 01:41:06,840 Okay. 1950 01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:08,720 Ravan, can you tell me something? 1951 01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:09,560 What? 1952 01:41:09,680 --> 01:41:10,400 Do you know Kavya Godbole? 1953 01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:12,760 Yes, she's a colleague of mine at the Bombay High Court. 1954 01:41:13,000 --> 01:41:14,000 Is her husband a professor? 1955 01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:14,680 Yes. 1956 01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:15,880 At Divya College. 1957 01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:16,800 Why? 1958 01:41:18,360 --> 01:41:19,400 Nothing. Thank you. 1959 01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:22,320 Take dad home, I'll catch up with you. 1960 01:41:22,440 --> 01:41:23,000 Okay, bro. 1961 01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:23,960 Dad? Bless you. 1962 01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:26,840 Let's go home, guys. 1963 01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:29,200 - Where do you think you are going? - What are you doing, sir? 1964 01:41:29,320 --> 01:41:30,920 Your name wasn't there on the bail bond. 1965 01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:32,560 But Mr. Dhillon is just like a family member. 1966 01:41:32,680 --> 01:41:33,000 Move it. 1967 01:41:33,120 --> 01:41:34,920 Sir, what...! Mr. Dhillon! 1968 01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:36,640 Mr. Dhillon, you've left me behind. 1969 01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:37,880 Mr. Dhillon! 1970 01:41:38,200 --> 01:41:39,480 Sir, please let me go. 1971 01:41:39,560 --> 01:41:40,520 Stop bugging me, dude. 1972 01:41:42,720 --> 01:41:44,720 Sir, that's Kavya Godbole. 1973 01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:46,200 The one in pink sari. 1974 01:42:29,320 --> 01:42:31,400 Massage! Oil Massage! 1975 01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:32,680 Would you like a massage, sir? 1976 01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:33,400 No, thank you. 1977 01:42:33,720 --> 01:42:34,760 It'll get you in the mood. 1978 01:42:34,880 --> 01:42:35,760 Not interested, man. 1979 01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:38,560 You'll get a full body massage in just 10 bucks. 1980 01:42:40,800 --> 01:42:41,840 Here, out in the open? 1981 01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:44,320 I'm just offering a massage, sir. How does the location matter? 1982 01:42:45,280 --> 01:42:48,040 Fine, if you insist, give me a foot massage. 1983 01:42:48,160 --> 01:42:49,400 Okay, sir. Please follow me. 1984 01:42:49,520 --> 01:42:49,960 Okay. 1985 01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:51,760 Are there any photographers around? 1986 01:42:51,880 --> 01:42:52,520 There are plenty, sir. 1987 01:42:52,600 --> 01:42:55,160 This is Marine Drive, it's swarming with photographers. 1988 01:42:56,000 --> 01:42:58,320 Hey, what... what are you doing? 1989 01:42:58,720 --> 01:42:59,760 At least wait till we get inside. 1990 01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:04,600 This room ends before it begins. 1991 01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:06,200 Didn't get a suite this time? 1992 01:43:06,840 --> 01:43:07,760 No, 1993 01:43:09,560 --> 01:43:10,680 I'm trying to save. 1994 01:43:11,800 --> 01:43:13,440 Tulshi's marriage has been fixed. 1995 01:43:14,240 --> 01:43:14,560 What? 1996 01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:17,080 Yes. Remember the government servant I'd told you about? 1997 01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:18,160 The same guy. 1998 01:43:18,840 --> 01:43:19,880 Tulshi's happy? 1999 01:43:20,720 --> 01:43:22,000 Well, she agreed. 2000 01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:25,880 Even I had agreed, when I didn't have any other option. 2001 01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:28,400 So she agreed due to lack of option or she genuinely agreed? 2002 01:43:28,520 --> 01:43:33,040 Tulshi agreed willingly, no one forced her. 2003 01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:35,600 Like your family had forced you. 2004 01:43:36,160 --> 01:43:38,760 She is smart, she understands. 2005 01:43:38,960 --> 01:43:40,440 I was no fool either, 2006 01:43:41,120 --> 01:43:43,640 but I didn't know that my husband would turn out to be such a weirdo. 2007 01:43:45,520 --> 01:43:47,840 I can neither stay with him nor leave him. 2008 01:43:49,720 --> 01:43:50,120 I understand. 2009 01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:51,600 No, you don't. 2010 01:43:53,840 --> 01:43:56,160 Your life isn't messed up because of a wrong girl. 2011 01:44:01,160 --> 01:44:04,320 There's just one girl in my life. 2012 01:44:05,440 --> 01:44:06,200 Kavya. 2013 01:44:06,680 --> 01:44:08,520 And I am with her. 2014 01:44:12,680 --> 01:44:13,760 Tell me something? 2015 01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:14,480 Yes, my love? 2016 01:44:14,920 --> 01:44:17,960 How did you know the groom's father was going to ask for dowry? 2017 01:44:18,080 --> 01:44:20,280 You went there prepared with a recorder, 2018 01:44:20,400 --> 01:44:21,760 and recorded the entire conversation! 2019 01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:27,520 Good question. 2020 01:44:28,800 --> 01:44:31,560 You see, I am a detective. 2021 01:44:32,360 --> 01:44:34,280 I have a killer instinct. 2022 01:44:35,240 --> 01:44:38,240 I've managed to expose 49 boys so far, Kavya. 2023 01:44:38,480 --> 01:44:44,000 I can judge a person's character just by looking at his gait. 2024 01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:50,640 So skilled, huh, Sherlock? 2025 01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:53,040 You are making fun of me? 2026 01:44:53,520 --> 01:44:54,280 Hmm? 2027 01:44:54,880 --> 01:44:56,320 You think this is funny? 2028 01:44:57,080 --> 01:45:00,800 Kavya, we meet like this to spend some quality time together, 2029 01:45:01,120 --> 01:45:03,760 but you always end up mocking me. 2030 01:45:04,760 --> 01:45:06,320 We are not a married couple. 2031 01:45:06,880 --> 01:45:08,280 Understood me? 2032 01:45:09,440 --> 01:45:10,280 Yes, I did! 2033 01:45:10,680 --> 01:45:12,360 You don't always have to remind me! 2034 01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:17,440 Kavya? 2035 01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:20,160 Kavya? 2036 01:45:20,600 --> 01:45:21,560 Kavya! 2037 01:45:24,680 --> 01:45:26,400 Stop tickling me, man. 2038 01:45:33,560 --> 01:45:34,360 Thank you, that's enough. 2039 01:45:34,480 --> 01:45:35,320 Give me your camera, bro. 2040 01:45:35,440 --> 01:45:37,480 Sir, please do visit again. I thoroughly enjoyed it. 2041 01:46:21,600 --> 01:46:22,600 There she is. 2042 01:46:24,480 --> 01:46:25,280 Have a seat. 2043 01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:26,760 Tulshi... 2044 01:46:27,240 --> 01:46:28,600 Meet Ashok. 2045 01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:29,480 Hello. 2046 01:46:29,600 --> 01:46:31,280 Ashok's parents. 2047 01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:32,320 Hello. 2048 01:46:32,400 --> 01:46:34,080 See, I brought them straight here. 2049 01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:36,480 They should know what your work involves. 2050 01:46:36,600 --> 01:46:37,200 Right. 2051 01:46:37,400 --> 01:46:38,080 I like her! 2052 01:46:39,680 --> 01:46:40,520 She's pristine. 2053 01:46:41,080 --> 01:46:42,360 Nice catch! 2054 01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:47,040 Do you guys have any questions? 2055 01:46:47,160 --> 01:46:48,040 No. 2056 01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:49,840 No questions. 2057 01:46:49,960 --> 01:46:50,840 But I have a few. 2058 01:46:50,960 --> 01:46:52,800 Go ahead, and ask them then. 2059 01:46:52,920 --> 01:46:53,840 Go on. 2060 01:46:54,120 --> 01:46:57,840 I'll continue to be a DJ even after marriage, so if that's an issue... 2061 01:46:57,960 --> 01:46:59,760 It's not an issue. We're okay with it. 2062 01:46:59,880 --> 01:47:03,200 And you'll have to hire a maid to do household chores. 2063 01:47:03,920 --> 01:47:05,040 Mom will do it. 2064 01:47:05,440 --> 01:47:06,680 She's anyway doing it. 2065 01:47:06,800 --> 01:47:08,560 Washing clothes, doing the dishes, sweeping and mopping the floor. 2066 01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:10,800 She doesn't let anyone enter the kitchen. 2067 01:47:11,680 --> 01:47:12,480 All in one! 2068 01:47:13,120 --> 01:47:14,720 Does anyone in your family snore? 2069 01:47:14,840 --> 01:47:15,760 Dad. 2070 01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:17,280 He snores. 2071 01:47:17,720 --> 01:47:19,760 But we can always clip his nose. 2072 01:47:19,880 --> 01:47:20,440 Huh? 2073 01:47:20,800 --> 01:47:21,880 Problem solved. 2074 01:47:25,960 --> 01:47:27,960 Anyway, forget that. 2075 01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:30,840 So tell me, what do you think? 2076 01:47:31,440 --> 01:47:32,200 He's crazy. 2077 01:47:32,320 --> 01:47:32,920 Huh? 2078 01:47:33,240 --> 01:47:35,400 I mean for your sister. 2079 01:47:35,520 --> 01:47:36,400 - Oh yes. - Okay. 2080 01:47:36,680 --> 01:47:40,640 What I don't understand is, why are you rushing the wedding? 2081 01:47:40,760 --> 01:47:42,120 - You see... - Hey. 2082 01:47:43,440 --> 01:47:49,640 No, you see uncle, it's a very auspicious day. 2083 01:47:49,760 --> 01:47:50,800 Right. 2084 01:47:50,920 --> 01:47:51,880 - Very auspicious. - Very. 2085 01:47:52,000 --> 01:47:55,640 Our family always sticks to doing things at the right time. 2086 01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:58,600 We are very religious. 2087 01:47:58,720 --> 01:47:59,440 Right. 2088 01:47:59,560 --> 01:48:03,640 We consult the charts before sending her to the disco everyday. 2089 01:48:03,760 --> 01:48:04,640 We even break a coconut, as its auspicious. 2090 01:48:04,760 --> 01:48:05,800 - Yes. - Right. 2091 01:48:07,160 --> 01:48:08,360 Don't you think we're overdoing it? 2092 01:48:09,120 --> 01:48:10,840 Dad, finalise it already! 2093 01:48:14,280 --> 01:48:15,240 Okay, son. 2094 01:48:15,720 --> 01:48:18,640 We are happy with whatever makes our son happy. 2095 01:48:18,760 --> 01:48:20,080 - Yeah! - Brother-in-law! 2096 01:48:21,200 --> 01:48:22,600 Congratulations. 2097 01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:23,920 Congratulations. 2098 01:48:27,160 --> 01:48:27,960 Come with me. 2099 01:48:28,080 --> 01:48:29,280 Madhu! 2100 01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:30,240 Stay put. 2101 01:48:30,360 --> 01:48:31,960 - Yes! - Tulshi? 2102 01:48:34,080 --> 01:48:34,840 One beer, please. 2103 01:48:34,960 --> 01:48:35,960 Strong. 2104 01:48:36,840 --> 01:48:37,880 Yes, strong. 2105 01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:39,080 And soda for me. 2106 01:48:41,160 --> 01:48:42,160 Are you happy? 2107 01:48:42,680 --> 01:48:44,840 Never been happier! 2108 01:48:45,240 --> 01:48:48,560 Now all my college friends will see what a beautiful wife I have. 2109 01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:51,400 I'll take her out every day & every night. 2110 01:48:52,200 --> 01:48:54,720 She looks even more pristine in western clothes! 2111 01:48:55,000 --> 01:48:57,600 Cancel the soda. Get me a beer instead. 2112 01:49:00,600 --> 01:49:01,480 Speed up. 2113 01:49:03,920 --> 01:49:05,920 Why are you bubble packing that drum? 2114 01:49:06,200 --> 01:49:07,640 We're going back to Moga. 2115 01:49:07,840 --> 01:49:09,080 You can play it there. 2116 01:49:09,640 --> 01:49:11,280 Why are we moving back to Moga? 2117 01:49:11,480 --> 01:49:12,480 I want to stay here. 2118 01:49:12,680 --> 01:49:14,640 I have a school picnic next week, to Essel World. 2119 01:49:14,760 --> 01:49:18,520 We have no choice, after all the slandering we have faced. 2120 01:49:18,640 --> 01:49:22,000 Everyone will know that we are the victims here 2121 01:49:22,200 --> 01:49:25,120 after the one who slandered us gets slandered and ends up in prison. 2122 01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:27,360 Bro! 2123 01:49:28,600 --> 01:49:29,760 Wait up, bro. 2124 01:49:29,880 --> 01:49:30,680 You are all worked up. 2125 01:49:30,800 --> 01:49:32,320 What's the game plan? Do share. 2126 01:49:32,920 --> 01:49:36,680 Yesterday, I followed Kavya Godbole, Madhu's lawyer. 2127 01:49:36,920 --> 01:49:37,840 Do you know who she is? 2128 01:49:37,960 --> 01:49:38,520 Who? 2129 01:49:38,800 --> 01:49:40,040 Madhu's old flame. 2130 01:49:40,160 --> 01:49:40,520 What? 2131 01:49:40,600 --> 01:49:42,800 An old flame that wouldn't extinguish. 2132 01:49:43,080 --> 01:49:45,560 Both of them were making whoopee in Marine Hotel. 2133 01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:46,480 What are you saying, bro? 2134 01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:50,760 Here I am yearning for a grain of sugar while he's feasting on a sugarcane! 2135 01:49:50,880 --> 01:49:51,360 Sugarcane! 2136 01:49:51,480 --> 01:49:53,480 - That rascal! - Bloody scoundrel. 2137 01:49:53,600 --> 01:49:55,880 He, who's coquetting an innocent man's wife, 2138 01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:58,800 is trying to find faults in all other innocent boys across the world, huh! 2139 01:49:59,080 --> 01:50:01,200 He's firing someone else's licensed gun, 2140 01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:04,360 while telling us not to explode firecrackers in our own backyard! 2141 01:50:04,680 --> 01:50:06,120 He needs to be punished, Sukhi. 2142 01:50:06,240 --> 01:50:08,120 - Yes, he should be. - We'll get him punished, bro. 2143 01:50:08,240 --> 01:50:09,440 - Yes, he deserves it. - But how, bro? 2144 01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:10,960 We've tried to outsmart him before, 2145 01:50:11,080 --> 01:50:12,960 but our family ended up packing for Moga. 2146 01:50:13,080 --> 01:50:14,120 This time we'll send him away for good. 2147 01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:15,040 - Where? - To prison. 2148 01:50:15,160 --> 01:50:16,800 What was the charge he used against us, dowry, right? 2149 01:50:16,920 --> 01:50:18,320 We'll accuse him of adultery! 2150 01:50:18,440 --> 01:50:20,400 We'll book him under all the possible sections. 2151 01:50:20,520 --> 01:50:21,840 What does adultery imply, bro? 2152 01:50:21,960 --> 01:50:25,000 To have an affair with a married woman is against the law. 2153 01:50:25,120 --> 01:50:26,280 Do you know the jail time for it? 2154 01:50:26,400 --> 01:50:27,160 Six months! 2155 01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:30,040 Oh so, it's similar to milk adulteration. 2156 01:50:30,400 --> 01:50:32,520 But who'll file those charges against him? 2157 01:50:33,280 --> 01:50:36,520 Her husband, Professor Chinmay Godbole. 2158 01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:51,040 So, 2159 01:50:53,040 --> 01:50:55,000 we know the basics of mathematics. 2160 01:50:55,360 --> 01:50:59,800 When the section cuts the conic in exactly horizontal fashion, 2161 01:51:00,160 --> 01:51:04,760 then formed section is exactly circular. 2162 01:51:29,440 --> 01:51:30,560 Why's he walking like that? 2163 01:51:30,840 --> 01:51:31,440 Like what? 2164 01:51:31,520 --> 01:51:32,360 Like that! 2165 01:51:50,160 --> 01:51:51,760 Yes, why is he walking like that? 2166 01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:53,360 - Let's find out. - Yeah. 2167 01:51:55,080 --> 01:51:56,440 - Hello. - Hello. 2168 01:52:02,080 --> 01:52:03,040 Do I know you? 2169 01:52:04,120 --> 01:52:04,680 No. 2170 01:52:05,720 --> 01:52:06,440 Then why smile? 2171 01:52:07,640 --> 01:52:08,880 We are here to meet you. 2172 01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:12,000 Roll your sleeves up. 2173 01:52:13,320 --> 01:52:14,080 Huh? 2174 01:52:14,680 --> 01:52:16,600 That one's up, so roll this one as well. 2175 01:52:21,800 --> 01:52:22,760 One and a half spoon of tea powder? 2176 01:52:22,880 --> 01:52:23,560 Yes, sir. 2177 01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:25,200 Milk? 2178 01:52:25,320 --> 01:52:26,360 75ml, sir. 2179 01:52:31,440 --> 01:52:33,320 Nope, it contains more, check. 2180 01:52:33,600 --> 01:52:34,960 I'll make you another cup, sir. 2181 01:52:35,080 --> 01:52:35,920 Sorry, sir. 2182 01:52:39,080 --> 01:52:40,240 So, why did you want to meet me? 2183 01:52:41,760 --> 01:52:44,480 Because we have a common enemy. 2184 01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:47,480 Purshottam Godse? 2185 01:52:47,960 --> 01:52:49,640 No, he's all yours. I'm talking about someone else. 2186 01:52:50,360 --> 01:52:51,280 Rane. 2187 01:52:51,640 --> 01:52:53,480 Madhu Mangal Rane. 2188 01:52:53,760 --> 01:52:54,960 Resides in Girgaon. 2189 01:52:55,920 --> 01:52:57,120 A wedding detective. 2190 01:52:57,240 --> 01:52:58,360 I am sure you know him. 2191 01:52:58,480 --> 01:52:59,400 Ranganathan. 2192 01:53:00,440 --> 01:53:01,720 Swami Ranganathan. 2193 01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:04,440 Owns a small restaurant in Madras. 2194 01:53:06,600 --> 01:53:07,680 Do you know him? 2195 01:53:08,080 --> 01:53:08,600 No. 2196 01:53:08,920 --> 01:53:10,400 Then what makes you think I know your guy? 2197 01:53:10,520 --> 01:53:15,320 Sir, your wife Kavya is having an affair with this Madhu Mangal Rane. 2198 01:53:16,040 --> 01:53:17,920 Both of them enter the hotel discreetly, 2199 01:53:18,040 --> 01:53:20,200 but in the hotel room they become completely carefree. 2200 01:53:21,440 --> 01:53:23,040 And why are you telling me this? 2201 01:53:23,160 --> 01:53:24,320 That's strange, sir. 2202 01:53:24,440 --> 01:53:27,320 We've come so far to tell you this and you are taking it so lightly? 2203 01:53:27,440 --> 01:53:28,160 What do you want? 2204 01:53:28,280 --> 01:53:29,480 You are not getting it, sir. 2205 01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:32,080 He's adulterating your pure milk. 2206 01:53:32,200 --> 01:53:33,520 You should send him to prison. 2207 01:53:33,720 --> 01:53:35,560 Adultery is not allowed, sir. You should teach him a lesson. 2208 01:53:35,680 --> 01:53:36,320 Yes, you should. 2209 01:53:36,440 --> 01:53:36,920 Yes. 2210 01:53:37,040 --> 01:53:38,280 Who'd go to the police station? 2211 01:53:40,600 --> 01:53:41,480 And then the court? 2212 01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:43,360 Nothing is proper there. 2213 01:53:43,960 --> 01:53:44,720 Files! 2214 01:53:45,760 --> 01:53:47,000 They just lie scattered everywhere. 2215 01:53:47,520 --> 01:53:49,960 The chairs and tables aren't properly aligned. 2216 01:53:50,320 --> 01:53:51,440 Plus the crowd. 2217 01:53:52,160 --> 01:53:52,920 People! 2218 01:53:54,000 --> 01:53:55,720 Everything is scattered. 2219 01:53:56,840 --> 01:53:58,080 Unorganised! 2220 01:53:58,480 --> 01:54:00,040 So, you'll spare him? 2221 01:54:00,360 --> 01:54:01,400 You won't seek revenge? 2222 01:54:01,600 --> 01:54:02,560 Do I care? 2223 01:54:04,680 --> 01:54:05,520 I don't. 2224 01:54:08,480 --> 01:54:10,400 Please straighten that chair before leaving. 2225 01:54:45,120 --> 01:54:49,440 Oh, someone's henna's turn out to be pretty dark. 2226 01:54:50,000 --> 01:54:53,480 Mom, her future husband loves her a lot. 2227 01:54:54,240 --> 01:54:56,160 That's the henna I had applied for the engagement. 2228 01:54:57,080 --> 01:54:58,360 It still hasn't faded. 2229 01:54:58,680 --> 01:55:01,840 She's getting married to Ashok with Suraj's henna on her hands. 2230 01:55:01,960 --> 01:55:04,120 This is the first time I've witnessed such a thing. 2231 01:55:05,520 --> 01:55:07,440 Hey, Tulshi? 2232 01:55:08,120 --> 01:55:09,560 You are happy, right? 2233 01:55:10,440 --> 01:55:11,680 Are you happy, Dada? 2234 01:55:11,760 --> 01:55:14,400 What do you mean? I am happy if you are. 2235 01:55:16,360 --> 01:55:17,920 Same goes, I am happy if you are. 2236 01:55:33,200 --> 01:55:34,440 Tulshi? 2237 01:55:35,680 --> 01:55:37,640 Do you still love Suraj? 2238 01:55:38,080 --> 01:55:38,720 Hmm? 2239 01:55:39,000 --> 01:55:41,240 His family demanded dowry, Dada. 2240 01:55:41,960 --> 01:55:43,680 Do you think I should marry such a boy? 2241 01:55:44,080 --> 01:55:46,480 What if they hadn't asked for dowry? 2242 01:55:48,080 --> 01:55:50,320 I'd still be getting married, 2243 01:55:51,480 --> 01:55:53,920 except, the groom wouldn't have been Ashok. 2244 01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:26,920 Let's go, Sukhi. 2245 01:56:27,000 --> 01:56:28,200 Where to? 2246 01:56:28,280 --> 01:56:29,200 To the professor's house. 2247 01:56:29,280 --> 01:56:29,840 Why? 2248 01:56:30,120 --> 01:56:31,480 Do you still think you can convince him? 2249 01:56:31,560 --> 01:56:33,200 I have never met such a weird man in my life. 2250 01:56:33,280 --> 01:56:34,240 Sukhi, my man... 2251 01:56:34,600 --> 01:56:36,080 - What are you doing? - Every lock has a key. 2252 01:56:36,160 --> 01:56:38,120 And a lock without that key needs to be hammered open. 2253 01:56:38,200 --> 01:56:39,440 - Got it? - Nope. 2254 01:56:39,520 --> 01:56:41,480 Madhu's old flame will now pay a heavy price. 2255 01:56:41,560 --> 01:56:42,800 Old flame? How old? 2256 01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:45,120 Old is old. 20 years old! 2257 01:56:45,200 --> 01:56:46,200 Why do you always have to argue? 2258 01:56:46,280 --> 01:56:47,560 I am not arguing, bro. I am just asking. 2259 01:56:47,640 --> 01:56:48,920 Kavya was going to marry him, 2260 01:56:49,000 --> 01:56:49,960 but she was married off to Godbole instead. 2261 01:56:50,280 --> 01:56:51,200 Dammit. 2262 01:56:51,280 --> 01:56:52,240 That's one sad story. 2263 01:56:52,600 --> 01:56:53,920 Ah, so the scoundrel's love was genuinely true. 2264 01:56:54,000 --> 01:56:57,840 Wonderful, so his love is true and what about mine? 2265 01:56:58,440 --> 01:56:59,880 He sent my entire family to prison! 2266 01:57:00,120 --> 01:57:03,000 I won't rest in peace till I don't put him behind bars. 2267 01:57:03,080 --> 01:57:04,640 I am sure you'll manage that, bro. 2268 01:57:04,720 --> 01:57:06,680 A heartbroken lover can achieve the impossible. 2269 01:57:07,080 --> 01:57:08,320 Take Madhu Mangal Rane for example. 2270 01:57:08,600 --> 01:57:12,120 He cursed so many boys with lifetime of bachelorhood because he couldn't marry Kavya. 2271 01:57:22,680 --> 01:57:25,000 These breads aren't exactly circular. Make them circular. 2272 01:57:25,600 --> 01:57:28,440 They won't stay circular in your stomach, just eat them. 2273 01:57:28,520 --> 01:57:29,280 I need to go to work. 2274 01:57:29,360 --> 01:57:31,200 Get this done first. 2275 01:57:31,680 --> 01:57:33,440 Even the okra aren't of the same size. 2276 01:57:39,400 --> 01:57:40,240 You can resize them yourself. 2277 01:57:41,200 --> 01:57:42,440 The knife is crooked too. 2278 01:58:02,000 --> 01:58:02,960 Poor thing! 2279 01:58:03,920 --> 01:58:05,800 He's made her life a living hell. 2280 01:58:06,320 --> 01:58:08,000 Let's go meet the weirdo, come on. 2281 01:58:09,080 --> 01:58:09,880 Come on! 2282 01:58:14,680 --> 01:58:15,600 Hey professor! 2283 01:58:16,440 --> 01:58:17,280 Sir! 2284 01:58:17,360 --> 01:58:18,480 - How are you doing, sir? - Hey... 2285 01:58:18,560 --> 01:58:19,480 So, how's life? 2286 01:58:19,560 --> 01:58:20,480 - Hello. - Have a seat. 2287 01:58:20,600 --> 01:58:21,520 - Hello. - Have a seat. 2288 01:58:21,600 --> 01:58:23,000 No, hold on. 2289 01:58:23,120 --> 01:58:24,320 How can you enter... 2290 01:58:24,800 --> 01:58:25,680 Straighten the chair. 2291 01:58:25,760 --> 01:58:27,720 You mean like this or like that? 2292 01:58:28,360 --> 01:58:30,280 What is this behaviour? I don't understand. 2293 01:58:30,360 --> 01:58:31,640 How can you enter my house like this? 2294 01:58:31,720 --> 01:58:33,320 With our legs, bro. 2295 01:58:34,600 --> 01:58:35,320 - Sukhi? - Yeah. 2296 01:58:35,400 --> 01:58:36,040 Have an apple. 2297 01:58:36,120 --> 01:58:37,400 Thanks, I don't like okra anyway. 2298 01:58:37,920 --> 01:58:39,200 Wash it at least. 2299 01:58:39,280 --> 01:58:40,240 It's clean. Want a bite? 2300 01:58:40,320 --> 01:58:41,360 Professor? Yo, professor? 2301 01:58:41,440 --> 01:58:42,840 Don't mind, I know you are pretty useless, 2302 01:58:42,920 --> 01:58:44,800 but still there's something you can do for me. 2303 01:58:44,880 --> 01:58:46,520 I am not going to do anything for you. 2304 01:58:46,600 --> 01:58:48,320 Please, just leave! 2305 01:58:48,600 --> 01:58:49,320 Please. 2306 01:58:49,400 --> 01:58:50,920 Sir, where did you get this crockery from? 2307 01:58:51,000 --> 01:58:52,760 Looks like made in Germany. 2308 01:58:52,840 --> 01:58:53,600 No, no. 2309 01:58:53,800 --> 01:58:54,840 But I don't like these spoons. 2310 01:58:54,920 --> 01:58:55,320 I hate this one. 2311 01:58:55,400 --> 01:58:56,920 - That one... - Nope, don't like this one either. 2312 01:58:57,000 --> 01:58:59,360 None of them are good. 2313 01:59:01,200 --> 01:59:04,600 This is what I am going to do every day if you don't do as I say. 2314 01:59:04,680 --> 01:59:06,920 I'll keep visiting your residence and your college. 2315 01:59:07,000 --> 01:59:11,080 I'll make your entire life unorganised and scattered. 2316 01:59:15,040 --> 01:59:16,160 Is he dead? 2317 01:59:16,240 --> 01:59:17,720 No, just scattered! 2318 01:59:17,800 --> 01:59:18,640 Throw some water on his face. 2319 01:59:24,920 --> 01:59:26,440 Idiots! Speed up. You want me to get up there? 2320 01:59:26,520 --> 01:59:26,840 Kaka? 2321 01:59:27,320 --> 01:59:28,160 Hey superman! 2322 01:59:28,240 --> 01:59:29,440 Get down. 2323 01:59:29,520 --> 01:59:30,280 What? 2324 01:59:31,240 --> 01:59:32,360 I think, 2325 01:59:33,360 --> 01:59:34,760 he won't show up. 2326 01:59:34,960 --> 01:59:36,160 Let's just cancel the wedding. 2327 01:59:36,760 --> 01:59:38,000 Are you crazy! 2328 01:59:49,680 --> 01:59:50,440 Kaka! 2329 01:59:51,280 --> 01:59:53,880 Do you think he's the right choice for Tulshi? 2330 01:59:53,960 --> 01:59:55,080 Be honest with me. 2331 01:59:56,240 --> 01:59:56,960 You want me to be honest? 2332 01:59:57,040 --> 01:59:57,600 Hmm. 2333 01:59:57,960 --> 02:00:01,080 The one who was perfect for Tulshi... 2334 02:00:01,160 --> 02:00:04,120 ...is rotting in jail with his family, thanks to you! 2335 02:00:07,520 --> 02:00:08,480 Kaka... 2336 02:00:09,960 --> 02:00:10,920 What? 2337 02:00:11,000 --> 02:00:13,120 What do I do now? 2338 02:00:13,200 --> 02:00:14,320 Do nothing. 2339 02:00:15,440 --> 02:00:18,160 You are addicted to breaking marriages. 2340 02:00:18,360 --> 02:00:20,760 Have mercy on your sister, 2341 02:00:21,120 --> 02:00:22,160 your family, 2342 02:00:22,240 --> 02:00:24,000 and the entire community. Please! 2343 02:00:26,640 --> 02:00:28,360 Look, the groom's here. 2344 02:00:34,800 --> 02:00:40,240 Does he plan to marry Tulshi or kidnap her? 2345 02:00:50,960 --> 02:00:53,520 You've made my life, Dada. 2346 02:00:53,720 --> 02:00:54,840 All my relatives are going gaga. 2347 02:00:54,920 --> 02:00:56,640 "Ashok's wife is so beautiful." 2348 02:00:56,920 --> 02:00:57,920 "She's a hot babe." 2349 02:00:58,600 --> 02:00:59,520 They are all so jealous. 2350 02:01:00,440 --> 02:01:02,240 Let them get jealous. 2351 02:01:02,360 --> 02:01:03,160 I am on cloud nine. 2352 02:01:03,520 --> 02:01:04,600 Thank you, Dada. 2353 02:01:05,720 --> 02:01:07,000 Bless me, Kaka. 2354 02:01:17,080 --> 02:01:19,920 Hey, Tulshi listen, 2355 02:01:20,000 --> 02:01:21,640 do you really want to marry this buffoon? 2356 02:01:22,240 --> 02:01:23,880 What is this nonsense, Madhu? 2357 02:01:23,960 --> 02:01:24,400 Keep quiet. 2358 02:01:24,480 --> 02:01:26,240 Dada, just get it done and over with. 2359 02:01:26,720 --> 02:01:28,520 Marriage isn't everything in life, anyway. 2360 02:01:29,160 --> 02:01:30,760 I want to be a DJ, have my own career. 2361 02:01:30,840 --> 02:01:31,840 - But... - Madhu! 2362 02:01:32,240 --> 02:01:32,760 Madhu! 2363 02:01:32,840 --> 02:01:33,600 What happened? 2364 02:01:34,640 --> 02:01:35,760 What happened? 2365 02:01:37,000 --> 02:01:38,160 Chinmay signed the papers. 2366 02:01:38,360 --> 02:01:39,000 What papers? 2367 02:01:39,080 --> 02:01:40,080 Divorce papers! 2368 02:01:41,640 --> 02:01:42,200 This... 2369 02:01:42,520 --> 02:01:43,280 How? 2370 02:01:43,640 --> 02:01:44,600 Suraj Dhillon. 2371 02:01:45,120 --> 02:01:45,800 Suraj? 2372 02:02:04,880 --> 02:02:05,760 How did he pull this off? 2373 02:02:05,840 --> 02:02:07,040 I don't know. 2374 02:02:07,120 --> 02:02:08,720 Chinmay asked me to tell Suraj that, 2375 02:02:08,800 --> 02:02:11,200 he's leaving me for good, so now Suraj should leave him alone. 2376 02:02:11,280 --> 02:02:12,160 Where's Suraj? 2377 02:02:12,240 --> 02:02:12,680 I don't know. 2378 02:02:12,760 --> 02:02:14,880 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 2379 02:02:17,560 --> 02:02:19,640 Listen, it's quite crowded outside. 2380 02:02:19,720 --> 02:02:20,880 We'll have to leave stealthily. 2381 02:02:20,960 --> 02:02:22,120 There are 15 minutes left for the rituals to begin. 2382 02:02:22,200 --> 02:02:23,040 And what about the wedding? 2383 02:02:23,120 --> 02:02:28,560 You said that you'd marry Suraj if his parents hadn't asked for dowry, right? 2384 02:02:29,360 --> 02:02:31,280 Oh, good lord! 2385 02:02:31,600 --> 02:02:33,280 This means you were responsible for that shenanigan! 2386 02:02:33,360 --> 02:02:36,160 - Mom, mom, mom! - I knew it! 2387 02:02:36,240 --> 02:02:37,640 Suraj is such a nice boy. 2388 02:02:37,720 --> 02:02:41,320 Dada, you broke your sister's marriage just to take your revenge? 2389 02:02:41,400 --> 02:02:42,560 - No, I... - I knew it! 2390 02:02:42,640 --> 02:02:44,000 I know you since 20 years now. 2391 02:02:44,080 --> 02:02:47,040 - You too...? - You are so going to hell for this. 2392 02:02:47,240 --> 02:02:49,520 You'll suffer from all possible gross diseases in old age. 2393 02:02:49,600 --> 02:02:50,600 And mind you, your old age is around the corner. 2394 02:02:50,680 --> 02:02:51,440 Just a matter of two years! 2395 02:02:51,520 --> 02:02:52,800 Hey, hey, hey, that's enough. 2396 02:02:53,160 --> 02:02:54,320 We have just ten minutes left now. 2397 02:02:55,000 --> 02:02:57,040 Do you want to be with Suraj or marry Ashok? 2398 02:02:57,120 --> 02:02:57,800 Tell me. 2399 02:02:58,080 --> 02:02:58,760 Come on, tell me. 2400 02:03:01,840 --> 02:03:05,360 Mr. Bhave, how many years has it been since you became the commissioner? 2401 02:03:05,840 --> 02:03:07,920 I got promoted to that post just six months back. 2402 02:03:08,000 --> 02:03:08,680 Oh. 2403 02:03:08,760 --> 02:03:11,360 Before that, I was posted in Mulund, Crime Branch, for seven years. 2404 02:03:13,320 --> 02:03:14,920 Come, let me introduce you to Madhu. 2405 02:03:15,000 --> 02:03:15,600 Sure. 2406 02:03:15,680 --> 02:03:17,520 Madhu, meet the groom's maternal uncle. 2407 02:03:19,640 --> 02:03:20,360 Hey... 2408 02:03:20,720 --> 02:03:21,760 Where are they going? 2409 02:03:21,840 --> 02:03:23,560 Call the groom's maternal uncle. 2410 02:03:28,880 --> 02:03:31,680 Hey, the groom's maternal uncle is in the bride's makeup room. 2411 02:03:31,760 --> 02:03:32,760 Go, get him. 2412 02:03:33,880 --> 02:03:36,200 - Where are you going, man? - To hell? 2413 02:03:36,280 --> 02:03:37,360 Buzz off now. 2414 02:03:37,440 --> 02:03:38,600 - Madhu? - Yes? 2415 02:03:38,680 --> 02:03:40,120 The groom's maternal uncle... 2416 02:03:40,200 --> 02:03:42,720 Forget the groom's uncle. They'll untie him. 2417 02:03:42,800 --> 02:03:43,760 Untying him isn't the damn issue here. 2418 02:03:43,840 --> 02:03:46,440 He's a police commissioner. 2419 02:03:46,520 --> 02:03:47,320 Who? 2420 02:03:47,560 --> 02:03:48,880 The groom's maternal uncle? 2421 02:03:53,520 --> 02:03:54,560 Why didn't you tell me? 2422 02:03:54,640 --> 02:03:56,280 Did you give me a chance to tell you? 2423 02:03:56,360 --> 02:03:57,360 - You... - Stop it guys! 2424 02:03:57,480 --> 02:03:58,720 How do we leave? 2425 02:03:59,160 --> 02:03:59,880 How do we leave? 2426 02:04:01,320 --> 02:04:02,240 Get in! 2427 02:04:02,320 --> 02:04:03,480 - Go, go, go. - In this? 2428 02:04:03,560 --> 02:04:04,280 Hurry up, get in. 2429 02:04:04,360 --> 02:04:05,200 Go, go, go. 2430 02:04:05,360 --> 02:04:06,360 - Come on, get in. - Go, go. 2431 02:04:06,440 --> 02:04:07,800 I found the keys! 2432 02:04:08,080 --> 02:04:08,960 Get in. 2433 02:04:09,360 --> 02:04:10,000 Let's leave. 2434 02:04:10,080 --> 02:04:11,560 Go, go, go. 2435 02:04:15,000 --> 02:04:16,160 Move, move, move. 2436 02:04:16,720 --> 02:04:17,520 Which one? Which one? 2437 02:04:17,600 --> 02:04:18,720 - Suraj! - Which one? 2438 02:04:18,800 --> 02:04:19,600 This one. 2439 02:04:19,880 --> 02:04:21,000 - Suraj! - Suraj! 2440 02:04:21,080 --> 02:04:22,720 - Suraj! - Suraj! 2441 02:04:22,800 --> 02:04:23,840 - Suraj! - Suraj! 2442 02:04:23,920 --> 02:04:25,080 - Go, go, go. - Where are you going, mister? 2443 02:04:25,160 --> 02:04:25,520 Huh? 2444 02:04:25,600 --> 02:04:27,520 They sold everything and left for Moga. 2445 02:04:27,920 --> 02:04:28,680 When? 2446 02:04:28,760 --> 02:04:29,800 Their train leaves at two. 2447 02:04:29,880 --> 02:04:31,720 I'm pretty sure they must've bought the ticket by now. 2448 02:04:33,360 --> 02:04:34,600 Dada, will we be able to reach on time? 2449 02:04:34,680 --> 02:04:37,360 He'll wait for you, even if the train leaves. 2450 02:04:37,440 --> 02:04:40,560 Sister, it seems like you watched a Bollywood flick on TV last night. 2451 02:04:40,640 --> 02:04:41,600 This is not how it plays out in real life. 2452 02:04:41,680 --> 02:04:42,720 Drive, drive, drive. 2453 02:05:00,960 --> 02:05:02,280 Which way? 2454 02:05:02,960 --> 02:05:04,400 Platform No. 10! 2455 02:05:04,480 --> 02:05:06,280 - Let's go, let's go, let's go! - Platform No. 10! 2456 02:05:07,360 --> 02:05:08,240 Suraj! 2457 02:05:08,360 --> 02:05:10,360 Suraj! Have you seen a Sikh gentleman? 2458 02:05:10,440 --> 02:05:11,080 Suraj! 2459 02:05:14,280 --> 02:05:15,240 Suraj! 2460 02:05:15,760 --> 02:05:16,640 - Suraj! - Suraj! 2461 02:05:17,960 --> 02:05:19,640 Bro, may I ask something? 2462 02:05:20,000 --> 02:05:21,360 The train is leaving! 2463 02:05:21,440 --> 02:05:22,760 Guddi, please stop bugging me. 2464 02:05:22,840 --> 02:05:27,120 What will you do if Tulsi shows up dressed as a bride? 2465 02:05:27,200 --> 02:05:28,600 I'll tell her to go to hell. 2466 02:05:28,800 --> 02:05:29,760 That's what she'd told me. 2467 02:05:29,840 --> 02:05:31,000 Then go and tell her. 2468 02:05:31,080 --> 02:05:32,200 Look, there she is! 2469 02:05:32,280 --> 02:05:33,200 Over there! 2470 02:05:33,680 --> 02:05:35,120 Faster, faster, faster! 2471 02:05:35,440 --> 02:05:36,800 Dad, I'll be back in a jiffy. 2472 02:05:37,200 --> 02:05:38,920 Is that Tulsi? 2473 02:05:39,000 --> 02:05:40,520 Suraj, please forgive me! 2474 02:05:40,600 --> 02:05:42,480 What does he want now? 2475 02:05:42,560 --> 02:05:43,080 Suraj! 2476 02:05:43,160 --> 02:05:44,000 Suraj! 2477 02:05:44,320 --> 02:05:46,040 - Suraj! - Suraj, please forgive me! 2478 02:05:46,120 --> 02:05:47,240 Go to hell. 2479 02:05:47,320 --> 02:05:48,960 What's the use of apologising now anyway? 2480 02:05:49,040 --> 02:05:50,520 Someone stop the train. 2481 02:05:50,600 --> 02:05:52,240 He's brought the whole jingbang along. 2482 02:05:52,320 --> 02:05:54,680 The train is already in motion. 2483 02:05:54,760 --> 02:05:56,560 Goodbye! Enjoy running all the way to Moga. 2484 02:05:56,640 --> 02:05:58,080 Don't go, Suraj! 2485 02:05:58,160 --> 02:06:00,440 First tell me, did you marry that guy? 2486 02:06:00,960 --> 02:06:02,560 What do you think? 2487 02:06:11,800 --> 02:06:13,120 Give us a hand! 2488 02:06:13,200 --> 02:06:14,200 Oh right. 2489 02:06:23,080 --> 02:06:23,880 Be careful, dear. 2490 02:06:23,960 --> 02:06:25,080 Oh no, the train's picking up speed. 2491 02:06:25,160 --> 02:06:26,480 - Hey. - Hurry up. 2492 02:06:26,560 --> 02:06:27,640 Aunty... 2493 02:06:27,720 --> 02:06:29,320 You'll fall! 2494 02:06:29,400 --> 02:06:30,560 - Get inside. - Get inside, bro. 2495 02:06:38,440 --> 02:06:41,280 Hey, some help here as well. 2496 02:06:41,360 --> 02:06:42,840 How can you leave us, man? 2497 02:06:43,240 --> 02:06:46,520 Migrants don't need to go back just because Bombay's name changed to Mumbai. 2498 02:06:46,600 --> 02:06:47,960 We are not leaving. 2499 02:06:48,040 --> 02:06:49,800 Our buffalos are on summer break. 2500 02:06:49,880 --> 02:06:51,400 We are taking them to Moga for a vacation, 2501 02:06:51,480 --> 02:06:52,280 all thanks to you! 2502 02:06:52,360 --> 02:06:53,160 Sorry. 2503 02:06:53,360 --> 02:06:54,200 Forgive me! 2504 02:06:54,320 --> 02:06:56,680 - Please forgive me. - Help me up, guys. 2505 02:06:56,760 --> 02:06:57,400 Oh shit! 2506 02:06:57,480 --> 02:06:58,600 Give me your hand. 2507 02:06:59,040 --> 02:06:59,920 Tulsi, give me your hand. 2508 02:07:00,000 --> 02:07:01,320 Why doesn't anyone stop the train? 2509 02:07:01,400 --> 02:07:02,840 - Tulsi, give me your hand! - Hurry up, Tulshi! 2510 02:07:02,920 --> 02:07:03,760 Tulsi, give me your hand. 2511 02:07:03,840 --> 02:07:05,160 Give me your hand Tulsi, what are you doing? 2512 02:07:05,240 --> 02:07:06,200 - Tulsi! - Tulshi! 2513 02:07:16,440 --> 02:07:17,720 What if I'd married that buffoon? 2514 02:07:18,640 --> 02:07:19,680 Then I'd have you two divorced. 2515 02:07:20,040 --> 02:07:21,120 Just like how I got Kavya divorced. 2516 02:07:21,680 --> 02:07:22,840 And why did you do that? 2517 02:07:22,920 --> 02:07:24,280 I obviously didn't do it for him. 2518 02:07:25,360 --> 02:07:28,280 I thought if not me, at least Kavya should get to be with her true love. 2519 02:07:28,680 --> 02:07:30,120 And you didn't think about us? 2520 02:07:30,280 --> 02:07:31,280 About me? 2521 02:07:31,360 --> 02:07:34,000 You left me for that government servant! 2522 02:07:34,080 --> 02:07:35,640 He looks like a frog. 2523 02:07:35,720 --> 02:07:36,920 You weren't taking my calls. 2524 02:07:37,080 --> 02:07:38,560 You didn't reply to the messages I'd paged you either. 2525 02:07:38,880 --> 02:07:39,400 So what? 2526 02:07:39,480 --> 02:07:42,400 You could have just showed up like you used to, stealthily. 2527 02:07:42,880 --> 02:07:44,720 You could have sent me a letter, or a telegram. 2528 02:07:44,800 --> 02:07:46,240 And what if he had intercepted the telegram? 2529 02:07:46,600 --> 02:07:48,040 We'd get sued by the postal department as well. 2530 02:07:48,120 --> 02:07:49,000 No, I wouldn't have done such a thing. 2531 02:07:49,080 --> 02:07:50,960 Bullshit! That's what he always says. 2532 02:07:51,040 --> 02:07:55,200 Look, I have such a nice son-in-law... er, future son-in-law! 2533 02:07:55,760 --> 02:07:57,440 And my son is such a cunning rascal! 2534 02:07:57,520 --> 02:07:58,400 Yes, very cunning. 2535 02:07:58,480 --> 02:07:59,680 What exactly are you, son? 2536 02:07:59,880 --> 02:08:02,080 You first call off the wedding and get us imprisoned. 2537 02:08:02,320 --> 02:08:04,880 Then you fix your sister's wedding to someone else. 2538 02:08:05,160 --> 02:08:07,240 And now when we are leaving, 2539 02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:11,120 you once again call off your sister's wedding and bring her here. 2540 02:08:11,280 --> 02:08:14,680 Tell me something, how do you manage all these shenanigans? 2541 02:08:15,080 --> 02:08:18,120 Your birthday should be declared as a national holiday. 2542 02:08:18,200 --> 02:08:19,280 No, I am serious! 2543 02:08:19,800 --> 02:08:21,520 - Mom... - Uncle... uncle, please forgive me. 2544 02:08:21,600 --> 02:08:23,360 I'm very very sorry, uncle. 2545 02:08:23,440 --> 02:08:24,800 I got you implicated in a false case. 2546 02:08:24,880 --> 02:08:26,160 He never demanded any dowry from me. 2547 02:08:26,240 --> 02:08:27,000 That's what I have been saying! 2548 02:08:27,080 --> 02:08:28,600 - Heard that? - That's what I have been saying all along. 2549 02:08:28,680 --> 02:08:30,600 Stop fighting, now that both the families have united. 2550 02:08:30,680 --> 02:08:31,800 - Forget everything else. - How can I forget it all? 2551 02:08:31,880 --> 02:08:33,320 We had to sell our house, our shop. 2552 02:08:33,400 --> 02:08:34,960 Our cattle went on a summer break to Moga. 2553 02:08:35,040 --> 02:08:36,400 - How can I just forget all that? - Right, how can we forget? 2554 02:08:36,480 --> 02:08:37,320 - Bro... - How? 2555 02:08:37,400 --> 02:08:40,160 Do one thing, take my shop. 2556 02:08:40,240 --> 02:08:41,720 - No, no, no, no. - Uncle... 2557 02:08:41,800 --> 02:08:44,280 Frisk him. See if he's hiding a tape recorder somewhere. 2558 02:08:44,360 --> 02:08:45,080 - Yes, true. - That's possible. 2559 02:08:45,160 --> 02:08:46,880 Who pulled the emergency brakes? 2560 02:08:47,160 --> 02:08:47,640 Huh? 2561 02:08:47,720 --> 02:08:48,960 Who pulled the emergency brakes? 2562 02:08:49,040 --> 02:08:50,320 The brakes... sir, he pulled it! 2563 02:08:50,400 --> 02:08:52,160 - No... - Sir, he doesn't even have a ticket. 2564 02:08:52,240 --> 02:08:53,800 - What? - Yes, I don't have a ticket. 2565 02:08:53,880 --> 02:08:55,600 You see, we came straight from a wedding. 2566 02:08:55,680 --> 02:08:57,880 You need to pay 300 bucks for pulling the emergency brakes, 2567 02:08:57,960 --> 02:08:59,920 and 70 for travelling without a ticket. Pay up quickly! 2568 02:09:00,000 --> 02:09:00,560 That's all? 2569 02:09:00,640 --> 02:09:02,400 Brother-in-law... can you please pay him? 2570 02:09:02,480 --> 02:09:04,200 We came straight from the wedding. 2571 02:09:04,280 --> 02:09:05,360 We aren't carrying any cash. 2572 02:09:05,440 --> 02:09:06,200 You have any money on you? 2573 02:09:06,280 --> 02:09:07,240 - You don't have any money? - No. 2574 02:09:07,640 --> 02:09:09,160 Sir, what happens if he doesn't pay? 2575 02:09:09,240 --> 02:09:10,000 Jail. 2576 02:09:12,760 --> 02:09:14,240 Then sir, we, too, don't have any money. 2577 02:09:14,320 --> 02:09:15,560 - Suraj! - You can put him behind bars. 2578 02:09:15,640 --> 02:09:16,480 What? 2579 02:09:21,400 --> 02:09:22,360 Sir! 2580 02:09:24,440 --> 02:09:26,280 We're even now, dearest brother-in-law. 2581 02:09:26,520 --> 02:09:27,360 Let's go. 2582 02:09:27,680 --> 02:09:28,600 Come on. 2583 02:09:29,680 --> 02:09:30,720 How do we go home? 2584 02:09:30,960 --> 02:09:31,960 Where's your motorbike? 2585 02:09:32,040 --> 02:09:33,200 Remember, you forced us to sell everything. 2586 02:09:33,360 --> 02:09:34,400 Let's travel by train. 2587 02:09:34,960 --> 02:09:36,440 - The local train? - Yes, why? 2588 02:09:37,600 --> 02:09:38,880 Is this how you plan to treat my sister? 2589 02:09:39,160 --> 02:09:40,640 You can always gift me a motorbike. 2590 02:09:41,080 --> 02:09:42,560 Now bear the consequences for what you'd accused me of. 2591 02:09:42,800 --> 02:09:43,560 Really? 2592 02:09:43,840 --> 02:09:45,040 We're going to travel in a local train? 2593 02:09:45,800 --> 02:09:47,000 But they are so crowded. 2594 02:09:47,080 --> 02:09:48,280 Let's take a cab instead. 2595 02:09:48,520 --> 02:09:51,360 All kind of weird migrants from all walks of life travel in the train. 2596 02:09:51,440 --> 02:09:52,760 That's true. 2597 02:09:52,920 --> 02:09:54,240 Mumbai actually belongs only to the fishermen. 2598 02:09:54,320 --> 02:09:55,600 Everyone else has migrated here from elsewhere. 2599 02:09:56,080 --> 02:09:57,080 So I'm a fisherman? 2600 02:09:57,160 --> 02:09:58,480 No, I didn't mean you. 2601 02:10:05,520 --> 02:10:06,240 Clap. 2602 02:10:06,920 --> 02:10:07,680 Set 2603 02:10:07,760 --> 02:10:08,480 And action. 2604 02:10:08,760 --> 02:10:10,400 Now all I need is a... dammit. 2605 02:10:10,600 --> 02:10:11,000 Cut! Cut! 2606 02:10:11,360 --> 02:10:12,080 One more please. 2607 02:10:12,560 --> 02:10:13,680 You know, this video isn't for me? 2608 02:10:13,760 --> 02:10:14,360 Huh? 2609 02:10:14,440 --> 02:10:15,800 It's for those poor girls 2610 02:10:15,880 --> 02:10:18,280 whom never end up getting proposals from... 2611 02:10:19,600 --> 02:10:20,240 Action. 2612 02:10:21,160 --> 02:10:22,600 Oh my my, sister. 2613 02:10:24,320 --> 02:10:25,800 Your voice... what? 2614 02:10:25,880 --> 02:10:26,760 Who's laughing? 2615 02:10:27,480 --> 02:10:31,560 You went past the marriageable age busy trying to call off other's marriages. 2616 02:10:31,640 --> 02:10:32,440 And I forgot my lines. 2617 02:10:33,680 --> 02:10:37,720 Then you'll tell the world, "I am Madhu Mangal's queen mother..." 2618 02:10:38,640 --> 02:10:41,560 "I am Madhu Mangal's queen mother..." 2619 02:10:43,120 --> 02:10:45,200 "I am Madhu Mangal's queen's mother..." 2620 02:10:45,280 --> 02:10:47,280 "I am Madhu Mangal's Rane..." 2621 02:10:48,240 --> 02:10:49,760 But you know what kind of a boy I am. 2622 02:10:49,840 --> 02:10:51,920 I don't even look at my buffalos... damn. 2623 02:10:53,640 --> 02:10:54,960 How do I explain it to him? 2624 02:10:55,040 --> 02:10:56,280 He has anyway blah, blah, blah. 2625 02:10:56,360 --> 02:10:57,480 I fumbled. 2626 02:10:57,560 --> 02:11:01,600 No, these brats are... 2627 02:11:01,680 --> 02:11:02,440 No. 2628 02:11:03,560 --> 02:11:04,360 Shrimatu. 2629 02:11:04,440 --> 02:11:05,280 Shrimatu. 2630 02:11:05,800 --> 02:11:06,520 Shrimaan... 2631 02:11:06,600 --> 02:11:07,520 - What are you saying? - Mom! 2632 02:11:07,600 --> 02:11:08,760 - Madhu! - What? 2633 02:11:12,160 --> 02:11:14,160 So what do we do next? 2634 02:11:15,880 --> 02:11:16,720 Sir... 2635 02:11:18,880 --> 02:11:19,680 Kaka... 2636 02:11:22,600 --> 02:11:23,400 Hey. 2637 02:11:23,480 --> 02:11:24,600 Government! 2638 02:11:24,680 --> 02:11:27,200 Government some... servant. 2639 02:11:29,320 --> 02:11:31,000 Eat, you won't get fat. 2640 02:11:31,920 --> 02:11:33,600 Where are you? Your hand keeps moving. 2641 02:11:35,080 --> 02:11:36,560 I've already short-listed two boys. 2642 02:11:36,640 --> 02:11:37,800 - Hmm? - Hmm. 2643 02:11:41,520 --> 02:11:44,640 Fine, ask the mechanic to deliver it and collect the payment. 2644 02:11:45,160 --> 02:11:47,960 No, that mechanic has already handed it over to me. 2645 02:11:48,040 --> 02:11:49,520 Now I'll have to come and deliver it. 2646 02:11:49,600 --> 02:11:51,400 Do you get a commission from him? 2647 02:11:52,520 --> 02:11:54,880 I was going to sit on the floor! 2648 02:11:55,840 --> 02:11:56,840 Action! 2649 02:11:56,920 --> 02:11:58,080 Do you know the jail time for it? 2650 02:11:58,160 --> 02:11:59,440 Six months! 2651 02:12:00,080 --> 02:12:01,680 Oh so, it's milk adultery. 2652 02:12:01,960 --> 02:12:03,320 - No, "like milk adulteration". - Oh, sorry, sorry. 2653 02:12:04,200 --> 02:12:05,000 Cut. 2654 02:12:06,200 --> 02:12:07,760 What's on your mind, huh? 2655 02:12:08,000 --> 02:12:09,560 What hands were they? Butter hands! 2656 02:12:10,400 --> 02:12:11,640 I was supposed to say what history... 2657 02:12:12,120 --> 02:12:14,040 Stop it... stop it. 2658 02:12:14,120 --> 02:12:15,080 She's crazy. 2659 02:12:16,280 --> 02:12:17,000 Tulsi? 2660 02:12:18,440 --> 02:12:19,280 Hello. 2661 02:12:23,120 --> 02:12:27,040 This is for you, a small gift... 2662 02:12:28,400 --> 02:12:29,840 Oh no! 2663 02:12:29,920 --> 02:12:33,120 - Uncle, that's what you call modern love. - I know. 2664 02:12:33,200 --> 02:12:34,800 Had you have ever done that? 2665 02:12:36,800 --> 02:12:37,720 Oh no. 2666 02:12:39,120 --> 02:12:40,320 You call this love? 2667 02:12:40,800 --> 02:12:43,080 All the tall claims that you had made, were for this? 2668 02:12:47,720 --> 02:12:50,960 Sir, you can cut the cake at the police station, yeah? 2669 02:12:55,280 --> 02:12:56,280 Wait... move it away. 2670 02:12:58,320 --> 02:12:59,160 Action! 2671 02:13:01,120 --> 02:13:02,200 I, too, was standing there. 2672 02:13:02,280 --> 02:13:02,880 One more. 2673 02:13:02,960 --> 02:13:05,280 - What do you think? - Give me a hand, man. 2674 02:13:05,480 --> 02:13:06,960 Come on, give me your hand. Your hand.. 2675 02:13:07,440 --> 02:13:08,760 - He's still sitting in there. - I know. 2676 02:13:08,840 --> 02:13:09,840 Can I say something? 2677 02:13:11,040 --> 02:13:12,920 Hey, we can make out that you are smiling. 2678 02:13:13,000 --> 02:13:15,320 Smiling as well as pouting. 2679 02:13:21,600 --> 02:13:22,800 - Oh shit! - Oh no, no, no. 2680 02:13:22,880 --> 02:13:26,800 The groom's family called in the morning saying that they can't find the groom. 2681 02:13:26,880 --> 02:13:27,920 The bride... 2682 02:13:29,400 --> 02:13:32,360 If that idiot can get married to a guy like Tulshi. 2683 02:13:32,440 --> 02:13:34,200 Oops!!!