WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:02.818 --> 00:02:04.080 Thank you. 4 00:02:04.124 --> 00:02:06.778 You are applauding yourselves. 5 00:02:06.822 --> 00:02:09.085 I want you to spin the world map and I want you to stop it. 6 00:02:09.129 --> 00:02:11.827 And you look at that nation, and it's Africa. 7 00:02:11.870 --> 00:02:13.568 And it's shaped like the question mark, 8 00:02:13.611 --> 00:02:16.527 but the thing is, it's Africa that has all the answers. 9 00:02:16.571 --> 00:02:19.095 Africa is the motherland. 10 00:02:19.139 --> 00:02:22.664 It is where all of God's creations were given life. 11 00:02:22.707 --> 00:02:26.494 Don't... Don't be fooled by the white pigmentation. 12 00:02:26.537 --> 00:02:29.018 I am, we all are... 13 00:02:29.975 --> 00:02:32.978 Black and African by creation! 14 00:02:33.022 --> 00:02:35.677 -This is a thank you for feeling this. 15 00:02:37.418 --> 00:02:39.550 Yes! 16 00:02:45.252 --> 00:02:47.471 There's a "help wanted" sign outside. You guys hiring? 17 00:02:47.515 --> 00:02:49.212 Oh, yeah. Position's been filled. 18 00:02:49.256 --> 00:02:51.475 Whatever, yo. -Hun, it ain't like that. 19 00:02:51.519 --> 00:02:52.563 Like what? 20 00:02:54.913 --> 00:02:57.002 All right. Hey, hey. I'm gonna need you to reach in 21 00:02:57.046 --> 00:02:59.048 that register right now, and grab me that money. 22 00:02:59.091 --> 00:03:02.312 -You little shit. 23 00:03:10.146 --> 00:03:12.366 I didn't go through 37 hours of labor, 24 00:03:12.409 --> 00:03:15.107 just to have some crackhead threaten my livelihood 25 00:03:15.151 --> 00:03:16.065 and my baby. 26 00:03:21.549 --> 00:03:23.246 Make America great again! 27 00:03:23.290 --> 00:03:25.596 Yeah! 28 00:03:37.304 --> 00:03:39.871 Oh, Come on. Hey, come on, man! Ah, sh-- 29 00:03:43.135 --> 00:03:45.137 Oh, my God! I knew you was gonna come here, man. 30 00:03:45.181 --> 00:03:47.662 How you doing, man? So, you brought the homies with you, man? 31 00:03:47.705 --> 00:03:51.535 I got my homies, but do you have my money? My $10,000? 32 00:03:51.579 --> 00:03:54.930 -You know I'm good for it, man. You know I-- -I gave you plenty time. 33 00:03:54.973 --> 00:03:57.324 I borrowed you when you came out of prison, 34 00:03:57.367 --> 00:04:00.414 and your mother was sick, and needed medicine. 35 00:04:00.457 --> 00:04:01.893 And I'm your friend. 36 00:04:03.895 --> 00:04:05.288 Look, I'm a convicted felon. They're not hiring convicted felons out here. 37 00:04:05.332 --> 00:04:07.072 -Get my money back from him. -Oh, come on, man. 38 00:04:07.116 --> 00:04:09.379 -We're supposed to be cool. -You think I'm a bank? 39 00:04:09.423 --> 00:04:11.076 I got an idea. I got an idea. 40 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:12.948 I just started my GoFundMe account. 41 00:04:12.991 --> 00:04:15.255 All right? All these white folks gonna put mad money in there, 42 00:04:15.298 --> 00:04:17.082 to ship my Black ass back to Africa, man. 43 00:04:17.126 --> 00:04:18.388 And all of it can go to you. 44 00:04:19.389 --> 00:04:22.218 -Right? See! -I will donate. 45 00:04:22.262 --> 00:04:25.047 This is the stupidest idea I ever heard. 46 00:04:25.090 --> 00:04:27.136 The stupidest idea he's ever heard. 47 00:04:27.179 --> 00:04:28.703 Just give me two weeks and I'll get your money. 48 00:04:28.746 --> 00:04:30.444 -I promise you. Just two weeks. - 49 00:04:32.924 --> 00:04:34.578 Two days, man. Just two days. 50 00:04:34.622 --> 00:04:36.014 -I'll give it in two days. - 51 00:04:37.494 --> 00:04:39.279 Hold up. One second, one second. 52 00:04:39.322 --> 00:04:41.019 Okay, sir. One second up. 53 00:04:41.063 --> 00:04:43.457 Well, I ain't mean one second. I mean, give me a second. 54 00:04:43.500 --> 00:04:44.719 I'll give you two days. 55 00:04:45.937 --> 00:04:47.896 Two days, you bring me my money. 56 00:04:47.939 --> 00:04:49.332 Or we have a big problem. 57 00:04:51.856 --> 00:04:53.205 Big problem. 58 00:04:55.382 --> 00:04:57.775 You came by yourself, I would have whipped your butt. 59 00:04:57.819 --> 00:04:59.211 You say something? 60 00:04:59.255 --> 00:05:01.605 No, man. I ain't say nothing, man. 61 00:05:01.649 --> 00:05:02.519 Okay. 62 00:05:06.044 --> 00:05:08.264 Fake-ass motherfucker, I can't stand these things. 63 00:05:08.308 --> 00:05:09.744 You say something? 64 00:05:09.787 --> 00:05:11.876 Nothing, man. I ain't say nothing! 65 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:16.098 I think you insult me, with your mind. 66 00:05:16.141 --> 00:05:17.752 I said you was a nice guy. 67 00:05:17.795 --> 00:05:19.275 Vladimir! Sergei! 68 00:05:19.319 --> 00:05:20.885 Why you gotta call them back, man? 69 00:05:23.975 --> 00:05:25.803 Tell me the truth. 70 00:05:26.761 --> 00:05:28.502 I said you need... 71 00:05:28.545 --> 00:05:30.373 Need to wipe that... 72 00:05:32.506 --> 00:05:34.682 ...corny-ass smile off your face every time you talk. 73 00:05:36.423 --> 00:05:37.511 What smile? 74 00:05:38.947 --> 00:05:40.905 -That one right there! -You-- that is not a smile. 75 00:05:40.949 --> 00:05:43.081 You hurt my feelings. 76 00:05:43.125 --> 00:05:44.822 You think I like to live with this smile? 77 00:05:44.866 --> 00:05:46.302 It is affliction. 78 00:05:46.346 --> 00:05:48.130 My mother born me with this. 79 00:05:50.915 --> 00:05:52.526 Get out. 80 00:05:55.833 --> 00:05:57.661 Send my love to your Grams. 81 00:06:01.404 --> 00:06:05.539 Look, what you need to do is get your behind up, and go get you a job. 82 00:06:05.582 --> 00:06:08.193 I'm about tired of this. I know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna cut your food off, 83 00:06:08.237 --> 00:06:10.326 'cause you stuck on stupid. 84 00:06:11.327 --> 00:06:13.808 And while you're back there, roll me one of them blunts. 85 00:06:13.851 --> 00:06:15.462 Gonna give me a heart attack. 86 00:06:15.505 --> 00:06:17.072 You know I got the sugar. 87 00:06:17.115 --> 00:06:19.291 I need something to calm my nerves down. 88 00:06:20.249 --> 00:06:22.643 -Yo, Patel. Where you going, bro? 89 00:06:22.686 --> 00:06:25.341 Oh, I'm going back home, man. Trump is now president, 90 00:06:25.385 --> 00:06:27.604 and they're accusing people for voting illegally. 91 00:06:27.648 --> 00:06:30.041 I don't want to get deported to Pakistan. 92 00:06:30.085 --> 00:06:32.392 -But you're Indian! -They don't know the difference! 93 00:06:32.435 --> 00:06:35.438 If I get deported to Pakistan, I'll be beheaded. 94 00:06:35.482 --> 00:06:39.486 -I'm not Muslim. I'm Hindu! -Bro, the wall is not for Indians! 95 00:06:39.529 --> 00:06:42.750 -I have to rush. I have to go, bro. -Yo, at least let me get you 96 00:06:42.793 --> 00:06:44.926 -a suitcase, you can't go to India with a Glad bag! -Oh, man. 97 00:06:44.969 --> 00:06:46.797 Thanks for that, but I don't need you, bro. 98 00:06:46.841 --> 00:06:48.669 -Take care, bye! -But what about our Jim Magello party? 99 00:06:48.712 --> 00:06:51.498 -Oh, see you! Good luck, bro! -Bro, our Jim Magello party! 100 00:06:51.541 --> 00:06:55.153 Come on, man. I'll be beheaded! Bye! 101 00:06:55.197 --> 00:06:57.634 Yo, can you believe that Patel's going back to India, man? 102 00:06:57.678 --> 00:07:00.420 -That's crazy, man. All my Mexican friends are leaving. -Ain't it? 103 00:07:00.463 --> 00:07:03.292 -But he's Indian. -Ah, man. You know I can't tell the difference... 104 00:07:03.335 --> 00:07:06.208 -You cannot be that ignorant. -Hey, let's roll out, man. You know what I'm saying? 105 00:07:06.251 --> 00:07:08.558 -Get some hoops! -My grandma putting all this pressure on me 106 00:07:08.602 --> 00:07:11.213 to get this job, but I think I got it, bro. 107 00:07:11.256 --> 00:07:13.389 Right here, we're gonna be Africans. 108 00:07:13.433 --> 00:07:16.087 -We're going to be Africans? -Man, I promise you. Go find Peewee. 109 00:07:16.131 --> 00:07:17.915 I shall find Peewee. I'll be back. 110 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:19.700 -All right, bro. -Good job. 111 00:07:19.743 --> 00:07:21.092 Africa needs you! 112 00:07:22.050 --> 00:07:23.486 Africa! Africa! 113 00:07:25.836 --> 00:07:29.405 Africa! Africa! It's a magical place. 114 00:07:29.449 --> 00:07:31.276 South Africa needs you. 115 00:07:31.320 --> 00:07:33.931 Ladies and gentlemen of the Earth... 116 00:07:33.975 --> 00:07:35.977 look at my brothers. 117 00:07:36.020 --> 00:07:38.806 Africa is in dire need of money right now. 118 00:07:38.849 --> 00:07:41.983 My brother hasn't ate in four days. 119 00:07:42.026 --> 00:07:45.203 He only eats on Thursdays. 120 00:07:45.247 --> 00:07:48.076 His inside is now outside. 121 00:07:50.470 --> 00:07:52.036 Oh, thank you, my sister. 122 00:07:52.080 --> 00:07:53.560 Thank you very much. 123 00:07:57.346 --> 00:07:58.826 Need your money 124 00:08:03.004 --> 00:08:04.701 Nigga, get out of here. 125 00:08:06.747 --> 00:08:08.531 Africa! 126 00:08:08.575 --> 00:08:10.054 Ah, can I get a hug? 127 00:08:10.098 --> 00:08:12.535 -Africa needs clothes. -Ah, thank you. 128 00:08:12.579 --> 00:08:14.668 -Oh, oh. -Yes, we need hug. 129 00:08:14.711 --> 00:08:16.974 -Man, we need some help. -My African sister. 130 00:08:17.018 --> 00:08:19.324 Please help Africa, my sister. 131 00:08:19.368 --> 00:08:21.979 -On the behalf of Africa. -Ah, thank you. 132 00:08:22.023 --> 00:08:24.286 -Africa needs you. -Oh, what would Jesus do? 133 00:08:24.329 --> 00:08:26.941 -Africa! - Africa! 134 00:08:26.984 --> 00:08:28.420 What are your names? 135 00:08:28.464 --> 00:08:31.728 Uh, my name is Mbugelolo. 136 00:08:31.772 --> 00:08:33.643 -Yes. 137 00:08:33.687 --> 00:08:36.559 My name is Gorilla Mandingo. 138 00:08:36.603 --> 00:08:39.867 Gorilla Mandingo, boom! 139 00:08:41.521 --> 00:08:44.524 I am Mbap Longschlong. 140 00:08:44.567 --> 00:08:48.049 -Yes, yes. Very good. 141 00:08:49.703 --> 00:08:52.662 You know, you're not gonna believe this, 142 00:08:52.706 --> 00:08:57.624 but I used to have a lot of strong African lovers, 143 00:08:57.667 --> 00:09:00.104 -back in my day. - Oh! 144 00:09:00.148 --> 00:09:02.585 Oh, tell him all about that! 145 00:09:02.629 --> 00:09:05.414 No, he's lying. He lies. 146 00:09:05.457 --> 00:09:09.070 Africans are special, 147 00:09:09.113 --> 00:09:10.637 if you know what I mean? 148 00:09:10.680 --> 00:09:13.509 Especially from the motherland. 149 00:09:13.553 --> 00:09:16.251 I can give you more. 150 00:09:16.294 --> 00:09:19.776 -Wh-- what? -Yes. What do you think? 151 00:09:19.820 --> 00:09:22.083 -Discu-- discuss it with my colleague. -Oh, thank you. Yes. 152 00:09:22.126 --> 00:09:24.302 -No-- what? What? -Please. 153 00:09:24.346 --> 00:09:26.914 -Oh, hi. Um-- - You're my man? 154 00:09:27.871 --> 00:09:30.395 I really have to get back to the ship. 155 00:09:30.439 --> 00:09:31.527 -To the ship? -Yes. 156 00:09:31.571 --> 00:09:32.702 -We-- we must go. -Okay. 157 00:09:39.796 --> 00:09:43.495 We are starving. I lost my legs, because I have no food. 158 00:09:43.539 --> 00:09:45.802 I have no food. Thank you. Thank you. 159 00:09:48.892 --> 00:09:50.633 Thank you. Africa needs you. 160 00:09:50.677 --> 00:09:52.200 Oh, love. Love. So much. 161 00:09:55.595 --> 00:09:57.074 Drop that back in the bag, nigga. 162 00:09:57.118 --> 00:09:58.598 Put it back in the bag, nigga. 163 00:09:58.641 --> 00:10:00.425 Put it in the bag, my nigga... 164 00:10:02.427 --> 00:10:05.039 Black people never give back to the Black people. 165 00:10:05.082 --> 00:10:07.215 This is the problem with the America. 166 00:10:07.258 --> 00:10:08.912 Africa loves you. 167 00:10:08.956 --> 00:10:10.827 -Please, give to Africa. -You, I know you. 168 00:10:10.871 --> 00:10:13.047 -No, don't. No, I am African. -You're not African. 169 00:10:13.090 --> 00:10:15.615 -You are not African... -You are rubbish! I tell you-- 170 00:10:15.658 --> 00:10:17.704 Hey, hey! Hey, nigga! What the-- 171 00:10:17.747 --> 00:10:18.879 Hey, nigga! 172 00:10:19.967 --> 00:10:21.621 Hey! Hey! 173 00:10:26.800 --> 00:10:29.498 What is Mount St. Helens? - 174 00:10:30.804 --> 00:10:32.762 I said, "What is Mount St. Helens?" 175 00:10:35.069 --> 00:10:37.114 -Grandma, we're done here. You sipping on that lean again? -What is-- 176 00:10:37.158 --> 00:10:38.986 Don't worry about what I'm sipping on, boy. 177 00:10:40.814 --> 00:10:43.425 What is Mount Olympus? 178 00:10:44.948 --> 00:10:47.124 Now he's slamming stuff. He better count up. 179 00:10:49.823 --> 00:10:51.738 -What is Mount Vesuvius? -Give me that. 180 00:10:51.781 --> 00:10:53.740 -Oh, snap! Give me my stuff back! -Here, take this. 181 00:10:53.783 --> 00:10:56.699 I don't want this. What the hell is this green stuff? 182 00:10:56.743 --> 00:10:58.222 That's Gorilla Life, okay? 183 00:10:58.266 --> 00:11:00.050 -Gorilla Life? -Yes. 184 00:11:00.094 --> 00:11:01.704 -It's a real healthy drink for you. -Chlorophyll? 185 00:11:01.748 --> 00:11:03.663 No. Hell, no. Chlorophyll drink. 186 00:11:03.706 --> 00:11:05.665 Round about your age, you need to be drinking real healthy, okay? 187 00:11:05.708 --> 00:11:07.449 -Now, drink that for me. -Don't worry about my damn age. 188 00:11:07.492 --> 00:11:09.930 Last time I looked, I was a grown-ass woman, 189 00:11:09.973 --> 00:11:12.933 and I don't want to drink no chlorophyll drink. Is this gonna 190 00:11:12.976 --> 00:11:15.544 -make my shit green? -No, Ma. It's not gonna make your stuff green. 191 00:11:15.587 --> 00:11:18.068 -How do you know? -Matter of fact, check your blood sugar while you're at it. 192 00:11:18.112 --> 00:11:20.680 I'm not checking my blood sugar. I'm tired of this. 193 00:11:20.723 --> 00:11:22.551 -Child, I'm tired-- I-- -Grandma, you gotta do it everyday. 194 00:11:22.594 --> 00:11:23.987 Let me tell you what I got to do. 195 00:11:24.031 --> 00:11:26.250 I got to stay Black, die and pay taxes, 196 00:11:26.294 --> 00:11:29.123 and I'm gonna figure out how not to die and pay taxes, Goddammit! 197 00:11:29.166 --> 00:11:32.387 And if I wanted to be pricked, I'd go get me some damn Viagra, 198 00:11:32.430 --> 00:11:35.390 and walk my slaphappy ass down to the senior citizens center. 199 00:11:35.433 --> 00:11:38.306 Let them prick me. How about that, buddy? 200 00:11:38.349 --> 00:11:39.742 Can you please check this blood sugar? 201 00:11:39.786 --> 00:11:41.570 You check and I'll give you your lean back. 202 00:11:41.613 --> 00:11:44.051 You know what, you about getting on my damn nerves. 203 00:11:44.094 --> 00:11:47.489 I'll check my blood sugar. I will check my blood sugar. 204 00:11:50.927 --> 00:11:54.365 -You happy now? 158. 158. -I'm happy. 205 00:11:54.409 --> 00:11:56.759 -Now, can I have my lean back? -No, drink that healthy juice. 206 00:11:56.803 --> 00:12:00.894 -Right there. -Goddamnit, I want to slap this upside your Black-ass head. 207 00:12:00.937 --> 00:12:02.460 Gorilla Life... 208 00:12:03.984 --> 00:12:05.899 I'm telling you, yesterday, when I came here, 209 00:12:05.942 --> 00:12:08.205 this park looked like-- look... 210 00:12:08.249 --> 00:12:10.077 Hey, there's a white man, right there. 211 00:12:10.120 --> 00:12:11.774 Hey, wait, that's the owner of that series. That's a whi-- 212 00:12:11.818 --> 00:12:14.385 -that's a rich white man, right there. -Okay... 213 00:12:14.429 --> 00:12:16.605 That's not bad. That's not bad. We got one over here. 214 00:12:17.867 --> 00:12:19.695 This park is empty! 215 00:12:19.739 --> 00:12:21.349 Listen to me. I swear to you. Yesterday, 216 00:12:21.392 --> 00:12:23.394 when I came here, it looked like Orange County. 217 00:12:23.438 --> 00:12:26.093 It was like, white people, far as you can see. 218 00:12:26.136 --> 00:12:27.790 -It looked like a Trump rally. - 219 00:12:27.834 --> 00:12:30.184 -See, where they at now? -I don't know... 220 00:12:30.227 --> 00:12:32.229 -Maybe they ain't up yet. -What do you mean? 221 00:12:32.273 --> 00:12:34.579 White folks are the first to get up, man. They jogging at six A.M. 222 00:12:34.623 --> 00:12:37.408 Why you wasting my time, man? I could be at home whacking off. 223 00:12:37.452 --> 00:12:39.541 And you know he takes his whacking off seriously, man. 224 00:12:39.584 --> 00:12:41.412 If he don't drain that lizard, you know how he be acting. 225 00:12:41.456 --> 00:12:43.458 Why y'all yelling at me? I found the last park, 226 00:12:43.501 --> 00:12:45.590 the lady gave us some money. True, y'all ain't found nothing. 227 00:12:45.634 --> 00:12:47.636 Y'all keep yelling, but you find your own damn park. 228 00:12:48.811 --> 00:12:52.293 -Sensitive. -And then y'all always hoping that he yelling at me, 229 00:12:52.336 --> 00:12:54.817 like it's my fault and I ain't seen y'all do nothing. 230 00:13:04.958 --> 00:13:07.874 Your Highness, we are so pleased to have found you. 231 00:13:15.142 --> 00:13:18.188 Your Majesty, I am Dr. Zulu Zokoye, 232 00:13:18.232 --> 00:13:20.103 diviner and Priestess. 233 00:13:20.147 --> 00:13:22.279 Pardon our intrusion, Your Majesty. 234 00:13:22.323 --> 00:13:25.195 But the King has died and... 235 00:13:25.239 --> 00:13:27.415 the Oracle demands your presence. 236 00:13:28.416 --> 00:13:32.072 -They've got stories with it. 237 00:13:32.115 --> 00:13:34.248 These boys are good, man. - Wait, wait, look. 238 00:13:34.291 --> 00:13:35.727 We got to step our game up, man. 239 00:13:35.771 --> 00:13:37.425 He got them gladiator boots on. 240 00:13:38.905 --> 00:13:40.645 He got that Air Jerusalem. 241 00:13:42.865 --> 00:13:45.259 Oh, listen, man. Obviously, y'all take this look 242 00:13:45.302 --> 00:13:47.435 way too serious than we are, but y'all can have this park. 243 00:13:47.478 --> 00:13:48.697 -Ain't no white people here anyway. -Yeah. 244 00:13:50.220 --> 00:13:52.179 Them shoes are killing me, though. 245 00:13:52.222 --> 00:13:53.745 The state ain't coming down, nigga. 246 00:13:53.789 --> 00:13:55.704 -Leave it a second. 247 00:14:13.461 --> 00:14:15.158 Turn crappy music off. 248 00:14:18.161 --> 00:14:22.296 Hey, Sebastian. You don't run away from me. 249 00:14:24.167 --> 00:14:27.257 I tell you not to mess with me, but you don't listen, huh? 250 00:14:28.302 --> 00:14:30.130 Vladimir, you know what to do. 251 00:14:30.173 --> 00:14:32.045 -Oh, hey! Oh, oh. 252 00:14:32.088 --> 00:14:33.873 Are you okay, Your Majesty? 253 00:14:34.961 --> 00:14:35.918 Who? 254 00:14:40.836 --> 00:14:43.273 Man, that's those nutcases that keep saying I'm their King. 255 00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:47.930 I know this woman. 256 00:14:47.974 --> 00:14:49.845 I see her on television. 257 00:14:49.889 --> 00:14:53.196 She said she come to America, to bring King back to Africa. 258 00:14:53.240 --> 00:14:54.894 Take that gun away from my King. 259 00:14:56.460 --> 00:14:59.420 If you don't, I will have no other choice, 260 00:14:59.463 --> 00:15:02.814 but to use divine African force. 261 00:15:02.858 --> 00:15:04.251 What are you waiting for? 262 00:15:04.294 --> 00:15:06.383 -Not a good idea. -Shoot them. 263 00:15:10.735 --> 00:15:11.954 What? 264 00:15:11.998 --> 00:15:13.782 I warned you. 265 00:15:13.825 --> 00:15:15.305 What is happening? 266 00:15:16.872 --> 00:15:17.917 I warned you. 267 00:15:20.745 --> 00:15:23.270 This is ultimate cock-block. 268 00:15:23.313 --> 00:15:25.011 Mm-hmm. 269 00:15:25.054 --> 00:15:27.317 This is not a time or place for something like this. 270 00:15:27.361 --> 00:15:30.799 You may not accept the decision of the Oracle, 271 00:15:30.842 --> 00:15:33.497 but it is my place to enforce it. 272 00:15:37.501 --> 00:15:38.372 What's this? 273 00:15:46.815 --> 00:15:49.122 I see you have messed with the spiritual head 274 00:15:49.165 --> 00:15:51.254 of the United States of Africa. 275 00:15:51.298 --> 00:15:53.561 And now you're happy about it? 276 00:15:53.604 --> 00:15:56.042 It's birth defect. 277 00:15:56.085 --> 00:15:57.173 Yeah, I heard that before. 278 00:15:57.217 --> 00:15:58.435 It's not funny! 279 00:16:04.050 --> 00:16:05.486 -What? -He said, 280 00:16:05.529 --> 00:16:08.750 "He will fucking kill you, 281 00:16:08.793 --> 00:16:11.057 bitch motherfucker." 282 00:16:11.100 --> 00:16:12.928 Whoa! You just spoke Russian? 283 00:16:12.972 --> 00:16:15.017 Man, you've got to be CIA, 'cause I don't know 284 00:16:15.061 --> 00:16:17.715 no Black person in the world that speak Russian. 285 00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:20.805 The Oracle is divine and can speak any language, 286 00:16:20.849 --> 00:16:22.068 through the Priestess. 287 00:16:24.766 --> 00:16:28.248 Would you like them to shoot their... Hmm. 288 00:16:28.291 --> 00:16:30.337 Ah, let me think about it for a second. 289 00:16:30.380 --> 00:16:33.166 The power of the Oracle must not be toyed with. 290 00:16:33.209 --> 00:16:35.516 -Ha! - 291 00:16:35.559 --> 00:16:37.387 What do you desire, my King? 292 00:16:37.431 --> 00:16:38.998 You know what? 293 00:16:39.041 --> 00:16:40.782 Let them go. 294 00:16:47.180 --> 00:16:49.791 Come. I'll do you a favor. 295 00:16:59.409 --> 00:17:02.412 Why you do this to me? 296 00:17:02.456 --> 00:17:03.370 You're welcome. 297 00:17:06.503 --> 00:17:07.722 Why she hit me? 298 00:17:10.594 --> 00:17:13.336 Your face. It is okay. 299 00:17:14.250 --> 00:17:16.383 There's no stupid smile? 300 00:17:17.514 --> 00:17:18.689 No more Tourettes? 301 00:17:21.040 --> 00:17:21.997 You cured me? 302 00:17:24.782 --> 00:17:26.001 No it ain't, it just came back! 303 00:17:26.045 --> 00:17:26.958 No... 304 00:17:27.959 --> 00:17:29.918 this is happy, joy face. 305 00:17:29.961 --> 00:17:31.311 Stop smiling. 306 00:17:33.226 --> 00:17:35.010 Now, smile again. 307 00:17:35.054 --> 00:17:36.055 I'm cured. 308 00:17:42.626 --> 00:17:45.107 I owe you, like the Starks. 309 00:17:46.804 --> 00:17:48.154 Like the Lannisters, you mean? 310 00:17:52.158 --> 00:17:53.898 Wait. Come back. 311 00:18:03.691 --> 00:18:04.648 No. 312 00:18:05.693 --> 00:18:07.173 Just go. 313 00:18:11.612 --> 00:18:14.180 That was amazing! Had them Russians running out here, 314 00:18:14.223 --> 00:18:15.616 like they didn't know what happened to him. 315 00:18:15.659 --> 00:18:17.705 Man, you talking about some Lannisters. 316 00:18:17.748 --> 00:18:20.011 Game of Thrones.I didn't know y'all watched that in Africa. 317 00:18:20.055 --> 00:18:21.622 I thought y'all lived in trees and shit. 318 00:18:21.665 --> 00:18:23.232 Oh, yes. 319 00:18:23.276 --> 00:18:25.016 Even the American ambassador lives on 320 00:18:25.060 --> 00:18:26.931 one of the tallest trees. 321 00:18:26.975 --> 00:18:29.151 Right next to the British Ambassador. 322 00:18:29.195 --> 00:18:31.458 Oh, even the French and the Chinese. 323 00:18:31.501 --> 00:18:33.286 They live on big iroko trees. 324 00:18:33.329 --> 00:18:35.462 I get it. I get it. I get it. No, for real, though, man. 325 00:18:35.505 --> 00:18:37.377 Like, y'all said, like, I'm some kind of king or some shit, 326 00:18:37.420 --> 00:18:38.943 like, is a nigga a real king? 327 00:18:38.987 --> 00:18:41.555 The Oracle never lies, Your Majesty. 328 00:18:41.598 --> 00:18:44.601 And that... Man, you just paid that debt like it was nothing. 329 00:18:44.645 --> 00:18:46.777 Gave that dude $10,000! 330 00:18:46.821 --> 00:18:48.214 Man, $5,000, I'd have been straight... 331 00:18:48.257 --> 00:18:49.432 You know what I'm saying? Like... 332 00:18:49.476 --> 00:18:51.260 Whatever you wish, Your Majesty. 333 00:18:51.304 --> 00:18:54.263 Oh, shit. In that case, you can give a brother $10,000. 334 00:18:54.307 --> 00:18:56.657 -Man, I got... Word? -Your wish is our command. 335 00:18:57.571 --> 00:18:59.007 Damn! 336 00:18:59.050 --> 00:19:01.052 $10,000, $5,000... 337 00:19:01.096 --> 00:19:03.403 Oh, smack! You mind if I hold on to that? 338 00:19:03.446 --> 00:19:05.274 Your wish... -Wow. 339 00:19:05.318 --> 00:19:06.797 ...is our command. 340 00:19:06.841 --> 00:19:08.582 Yeah, woo-hoo. 341 00:19:08.625 --> 00:19:10.497 Hold up. This ain't no set up, is it? 342 00:19:12.629 --> 00:19:15.154 Come on, brothers just don't be handing people a whole bunch of money like that. 343 00:19:15.197 --> 00:19:16.198 Where the cameras at? 344 00:19:17.547 --> 00:19:19.375 I know there's some cameras in here somewhere. 345 00:19:19.419 --> 00:19:21.682 Come on, man. I know I'm being Punk'd. 346 00:19:21.725 --> 00:19:24.163 Look, if I'm being Punk'd, just come on out right now. 347 00:19:24.206 --> 00:19:25.076 Come on, man. 348 00:19:26.991 --> 00:19:28.428 Hey, this is all right. So, look, 349 00:19:28.471 --> 00:19:30.212 I'm just gonna pay a couple bills, 350 00:19:30.256 --> 00:19:31.648 as y'all can see on the cameras, 351 00:19:31.692 --> 00:19:33.737 they just handed me this voluntarily. 352 00:19:33.781 --> 00:19:37.001 It's all good. I'm the King, I think. Right? 353 00:19:38.264 --> 00:19:41.180 All right, well just-- you know what? I'm just going to count this out in the crib. 354 00:19:41.223 --> 00:19:44.008 Just wait for me, real quick. I'll be right back. 355 00:19:44.052 --> 00:19:46.054 And then I'll be right back. 356 00:19:46.097 --> 00:19:48.752 Don't go nowhere. Just wait right there. I ain't going nowhere. 357 00:19:50.450 --> 00:19:52.016 Just gonna get some gas. 358 00:19:53.627 --> 00:19:56.151 All right? Make sure the Russians are gone. 359 00:20:04.072 --> 00:20:06.683 Oh, hey, guys! 360 00:20:06.727 --> 00:20:08.424 Drinks on me tonight, baby! 361 00:20:16.389 --> 00:20:18.347 Oh, boy. Miss Wright, this is... 362 00:20:19.740 --> 00:20:21.481 This is fascinating. You realize that 363 00:20:21.524 --> 00:20:24.353 this has not been seen since the 1870s? 364 00:20:24.397 --> 00:20:29.140 The Priestess makes her first appearance in Egypt, 300 BC. 365 00:20:29.184 --> 00:20:33.667 She saves the pharaoh and most of the ruling dynasty 366 00:20:33.710 --> 00:20:35.495 by getting them out of the country, 367 00:20:35.538 --> 00:20:38.411 before Alexander the Great can invade it with his armies. 368 00:20:39.586 --> 00:20:42.632 She guides them through the Sahara Desert into West Africa. 369 00:20:42.676 --> 00:20:45.331 She helps them rebuild the kingdom, 370 00:20:45.374 --> 00:20:47.550 on the banks of the Niger Rivers. 371 00:20:47.594 --> 00:20:50.858 They enjoy 1000 years of peace and prosperity. 372 00:20:51.815 --> 00:20:54.078 Though, that's interrupted by the Portuguese 373 00:20:54.122 --> 00:20:56.864 and the Spaniards, when they invade West Africa. 374 00:20:58.257 --> 00:21:01.999 And once again she appears to save the royal dynasty. 375 00:21:02.043 --> 00:21:04.915 She-- she leads them from the Niger River, 376 00:21:04.959 --> 00:21:09.529 across the Atlantic Ocean over to Virginia in 1619. 377 00:21:09.572 --> 00:21:13.446 They were the first to establish 12 colonies in the Americas. 378 00:21:13.489 --> 00:21:15.883 Before the pilgrims arrived. 379 00:21:15.926 --> 00:21:18.668 1619. You know what that does to our history? 380 00:21:20.148 --> 00:21:23.325 But soon after they do arrive, the pilgrims and explorers, 381 00:21:23.369 --> 00:21:25.762 and in this case, she is responsible for saving them 382 00:21:25.806 --> 00:21:29.462 from starvation and death, because of the harsh winter. 383 00:21:29.505 --> 00:21:32.203 That same harsh winter, in 1620 in Europe, 384 00:21:32.247 --> 00:21:34.684 killed tens of thousands of people. 385 00:21:34.728 --> 00:21:38.253 She establishes a 13th colony for the pilgrims, she... 386 00:21:39.210 --> 00:21:41.517 Look at this. She-- she drafts a constitution, 387 00:21:41.561 --> 00:21:46.087 giving equal rights to all citizens of all 13 colonies. 388 00:21:46.130 --> 00:21:48.002 Look at this... 389 00:21:48.045 --> 00:21:52.093 Manhattan Island becomes the capital of the United Colonies. 390 00:21:52.136 --> 00:21:54.443 1776... 391 00:21:54.487 --> 00:21:56.576 She reveals a secret plot to betray her, 392 00:21:56.619 --> 00:21:59.361 and kill the leaders of the 12 African colonies. 393 00:21:59.405 --> 00:22:02.059 She's forbidden, however, to do evil or see evil. 394 00:22:02.103 --> 00:22:06.107 She invites all the leaders of all 13 colonies to a dinner. 395 00:22:06.150 --> 00:22:09.328 She recognizes that there's someone in the dinner with her, 396 00:22:09.371 --> 00:22:12.374 that was going to betray her and the 12 colonies. 397 00:22:12.418 --> 00:22:16.422 She'll depart after the night. She'll return after 400 years, 398 00:22:16.465 --> 00:22:19.207 and she'll take a king from amongst their descendants 399 00:22:19.250 --> 00:22:21.949 back to Africa to rebuild the kingdom. 400 00:22:21.992 --> 00:22:23.820 So, this is the year that it's going to happen. 401 00:22:25.256 --> 00:22:27.084 This is-- this is just amazing. 402 00:22:29.826 --> 00:22:31.915 ...yeah, you know what I'm saying... 403 00:22:36.006 --> 00:22:38.487 Everybody, she wants to know what I do for a living. 404 00:22:38.531 --> 00:22:39.401 I'm King. 405 00:22:39.445 --> 00:22:40.750 Yeah, baby! 406 00:22:40.794 --> 00:22:42.361 I love kings. 407 00:22:42.404 --> 00:22:43.623 Me too! 408 00:22:43.666 --> 00:22:44.537 Sorry, sweetie. 409 00:22:47.583 --> 00:22:49.716 See, where I'm from, we kings, 410 00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:51.935 we rule with an iron fist. 411 00:22:54.677 --> 00:22:57.593 -That's probably the 'shrooms! - 412 00:22:57.637 --> 00:22:59.769 Okay. 413 00:23:00.814 --> 00:23:02.381 Ah, okay, um... 414 00:23:07.211 --> 00:23:08.691 Boom! We got some situations. 415 00:23:12.826 --> 00:23:13.870 Your Majesty. 416 00:23:15.394 --> 00:23:17.091 Y'all don't let up, do y'all? 417 00:23:17.134 --> 00:23:20.268 A King stands while you sit? 418 00:23:21.269 --> 00:23:23.837 On your feet, you half-race commoners, 419 00:23:23.880 --> 00:23:25.534 -in the presence of the King! - 420 00:23:25.578 --> 00:23:26.579 On your feet! 421 00:23:28.319 --> 00:23:30.670 -Told y'all I was King. - 422 00:23:30.713 --> 00:23:31.758 They work for me. 423 00:23:32.802 --> 00:23:34.456 These boys have got it! 424 00:23:34.500 --> 00:23:36.240 I told you they was going to find us, though. 425 00:23:36.284 --> 00:23:38.155 -See, I told him y'all was gonna find us. -He's right. 426 00:23:38.199 --> 00:23:40.244 All this was set up for y'all to find us... 427 00:23:40.288 --> 00:23:42.682 'Cause I knew that y'all was the real deal. 428 00:23:42.725 --> 00:23:44.945 See what I'm talking-- but how the hell did you find us? 429 00:23:44.988 --> 00:23:47.251 The Oracle leads. We follow. 430 00:23:47.295 --> 00:23:49.776 -Damn, I got to get that app! -We gotta get that app! 431 00:23:49.819 --> 00:23:51.821 Keep your mouth closed, man. This is classified. 432 00:23:51.865 --> 00:23:53.997 All right? Top secret stuff. 433 00:23:54.041 --> 00:23:55.216 All right, ladies... 434 00:23:56.739 --> 00:23:58.132 on behalf of Homeland Security, y'all need to get out. 435 00:23:58.175 --> 00:23:59.873 This is some real king stuff we got to talk about, 436 00:23:59.916 --> 00:24:01.570 -and y'all can't be here. -Will you call me later? 437 00:24:01.614 --> 00:24:03.485 Yeah, keep your damn mouth closed. 438 00:24:03.529 --> 00:24:05.487 All right? This is king shit. King talk. 439 00:24:05.531 --> 00:24:07.968 -You know what I mean? -Oh, turn the lights down. 440 00:24:08.011 --> 00:24:09.448 Sshhh! 441 00:24:11.928 --> 00:24:15.454 Now... For real, how did y'all find me? 442 00:24:15.497 --> 00:24:18.326 The Oracle shows us your location, Your Highness. 443 00:24:18.369 --> 00:24:20.241 Every time? -Every time. 444 00:24:20.284 --> 00:24:22.025 -You mean, even when I'm-- -Yes. 445 00:24:22.069 --> 00:24:24.506 -Oh, damn. - 446 00:24:24.550 --> 00:24:27.944 -A-- about that, Your Majesty... Not to worry. -But you know I got my Gra-- 447 00:24:27.988 --> 00:24:29.772 We have already taken care of that. 448 00:24:29.816 --> 00:24:32.166 She's in the most prestigious adult living, 449 00:24:32.209 --> 00:24:33.907 with 24-hour nurse care. 450 00:24:33.950 --> 00:24:36.779 She sends her regards, with many bad words. 451 00:24:36.823 --> 00:24:38.302 Yeah, that's Grams. 452 00:24:38.346 --> 00:24:40.000 All right, but what about my homies, though? 453 00:24:40.043 --> 00:24:41.697 So, you know I can't go nowhere without my homies. 454 00:24:41.741 --> 00:24:43.699 -We come as a package. -Yeah. Ride or die. 455 00:24:43.743 --> 00:24:44.831 You might as well kill us. 456 00:24:47.442 --> 00:24:49.531 -This is how you do it, baby! -Hey, man! 457 00:24:49.575 --> 00:24:52.012 Look, they even got you in a magazine, bro! 458 00:24:52.055 --> 00:24:55.842 -Man, you look good, yo! Look at that! -I feel like Leroy Trunks. 459 00:24:58.758 --> 00:25:00.673 Here you go, baby. Let me have another one. 460 00:25:00.716 --> 00:25:02.762 Yeah, I'll give you a tip when we get back there, all right? 461 00:25:03.893 --> 00:25:06.113 Tell her I ain't got no damn money, boy. 462 00:25:06.156 --> 00:25:08.376 Buffalo soldier 463 00:25:17.472 --> 00:25:20.519 Taken to America -Hey, do me a favor. 464 00:25:20.562 --> 00:25:23.260 Hey, man, don't try to sing, 'cause, you know, you're not really a singer. 465 00:25:23.304 --> 00:25:25.611 -So, let us do that. -Yeah, man. You need to get some singing lessons, bro. 466 00:25:25.654 --> 00:25:27.308 -You know what, man? 467 00:25:27.351 --> 00:25:29.615 -What? -Fuck... 468 00:25:33.140 --> 00:25:35.403 Yo, yo, yo, yo -Again! 469 00:25:39.146 --> 00:25:42.192 Yo, yo, yo, yo... - 470 00:26:05.215 --> 00:26:06.956 Damn, look at all those people! 471 00:26:08.436 --> 00:26:10.743 Man, they got on masks and stuff. I'm not going out there, man. 472 00:26:10.786 --> 00:26:14.834 Yeah, last time I've seen that many brothers with masks on, I got robbed. 473 00:26:14.877 --> 00:26:17.967 Somebody needs to go out there and make sure you cool. Come on, you need to go do it. 474 00:26:18.011 --> 00:26:20.187 -Yeah, you ain't afraid of nothing. You should do it. -Nigga, I ain't going! 475 00:26:20.230 --> 00:26:22.798 What do you mean you ain't going? We come all the way to sit on the plane? 476 00:26:22.842 --> 00:26:25.453 Get your ass out there and talk to the people, make sure the King's okay. 477 00:26:25.496 --> 00:26:27.498 -You're the strongest one. -Man, Charles, you a G, man. 478 00:26:27.542 --> 00:26:30.545 Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. You the man. 479 00:26:30.589 --> 00:26:32.242 -I'm the man. -That's what I'm saying. 480 00:26:32.286 --> 00:26:34.157 I'm gonna do this, nigga. I'm gonna do this, nigga! 481 00:26:34.201 --> 00:26:36.551 Woo! Yeah, nigga. I'm gonna do it for my King, nigga! 482 00:26:36.595 --> 00:26:38.901 -Gonna do it for the King, nigga! -Do it! Do it! 483 00:26:39.902 --> 00:26:43.297 -They about to eat his ass. -They're gonna eat his ass, for sure... 484 00:27:15.024 --> 00:27:17.331 -Oh, da-- he dancing. -Oh, smack. 485 00:27:17.374 --> 00:27:19.507 That's probably what they make you do. They probably make you dance, 486 00:27:19.550 --> 00:27:22.162 -right before they boil your ass. -I-- I think he's hot. 487 00:27:24.904 --> 00:27:26.732 -He's boogying, look! -Look, they dancing with him, though. 488 00:27:26.775 --> 00:27:28.690 Okay, I think we're good! 489 00:27:28.734 --> 00:27:30.910 -Give him five more minutes. -They really dancing with him! 490 00:27:30.953 --> 00:27:33.347 No, it looks like they're sneaking and surrounding him to me. 491 00:27:36.829 --> 00:27:39.919 See what I'm saying? Look at this, man. I want to go out there! 492 00:27:39.962 --> 00:27:41.747 -He having fun, man. What are you doing in here? -I know! 493 00:27:41.790 --> 00:27:43.400 -Okay. All right. -Come on, man. Let's go! 494 00:27:43.444 --> 00:27:44.967 They'd have eaten him by now, let's go. 495 00:28:32.101 --> 00:28:33.755 Woo! You see these places? 496 00:28:43.591 --> 00:28:45.288 Welcome, Your Majesty. 497 00:28:45.332 --> 00:28:47.682 Let this flower give warmth and joy 498 00:28:47.726 --> 00:28:50.206 to the people of the United States of Africa. 499 00:28:50.250 --> 00:28:53.732 You understand, baby? We got it going, boy! Dude, we popping! 500 00:28:53.775 --> 00:28:57.474 Out here, we have a lion petting zoo I would like you two to see. 501 00:28:57.518 --> 00:29:00.260 Hold on, you telling me y'all got real lions here right now? 502 00:29:00.303 --> 00:29:02.392 -Y'all got giraffes too? - We have some giraffes. 503 00:29:02.436 --> 00:29:05.004 I'll see y'all later, y'all go ahead, talk to each other. 504 00:29:05.047 --> 00:29:06.657 -Oh, shit! -Oh, shit! 505 00:29:09.356 --> 00:29:11.358 Nigga, they got a lagoon! 506 00:29:11.401 --> 00:29:13.229 -Oh, shit! -Look, look, look, look, look. 507 00:29:15.275 --> 00:29:16.755 Woo! 508 00:29:22.369 --> 00:29:24.893 And these are the princesses 509 00:29:24.937 --> 00:29:27.591 of the royal families of Africa, Your Majesty. 510 00:29:27.635 --> 00:29:29.811 There are eight of them, that you can keep 511 00:29:29.855 --> 00:29:31.682 to maintain your chambers, and one of them 512 00:29:31.726 --> 00:29:33.249 that you can make your Queen. 513 00:29:33.293 --> 00:29:36.513 Damn. So, who are those, uh, my real mothers? 514 00:29:36.557 --> 00:29:40.300 Oh, no. These are the wives of the former King, 515 00:29:40.343 --> 00:29:41.867 that you now inherit. 516 00:29:47.350 --> 00:29:49.962 Come with me, let me talk to you. 517 00:29:52.442 --> 00:29:54.053 Nigga, are you crazy? 518 00:29:54.096 --> 00:29:56.838 Man, I can't be with no old-ass, shriveled up woman! 519 00:29:56.882 --> 00:30:00.102 No, Your Majesty. You are to inherit them all, 520 00:30:00.146 --> 00:30:02.888 and also be a husband, if you get my drift. 521 00:30:02.931 --> 00:30:04.977 Man, that shit ain't drifting. 522 00:30:05.020 --> 00:30:06.282 Who is that? 523 00:30:08.110 --> 00:30:11.548 -Uh, no, Your Maj-- no, Your Majesty. Your M-- -Give me a second. 524 00:30:11.592 --> 00:30:13.986 She is-- she is not of royal blood, Your Majesty. 525 00:30:14.029 --> 00:30:16.597 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -I'm sorry, Your Majesty. I'm late. 526 00:30:16.640 --> 00:30:18.686 Is that an American accent that I'm hearing? 527 00:30:18.729 --> 00:30:20.862 -Yes. -Man, what are you doing out here in this jungle? 528 00:30:20.906 --> 00:30:25.301 -You call this "the jungle?" -Not like that. I'm just saying, 529 00:30:25.345 --> 00:30:28.565 -you don't find women this beautiful in Africa. -Have you ever been to Africa? 530 00:30:28.609 --> 00:30:30.524 Well, you know, it don't get no Blacker than me, baby. 531 00:30:30.567 --> 00:30:33.353 That's sweet-- that berry gets real sweet around this thing. 532 00:30:33.396 --> 00:30:35.137 Oh, man. I'll get it back later. 533 00:30:35.181 --> 00:30:36.835 Oh, by the way, what's your name? 534 00:30:36.878 --> 00:30:39.402 -Keke, Your Majesty. -O-Keke... 535 00:30:39.446 --> 00:30:40.969 I like the sound of that. 536 00:30:41.013 --> 00:30:44.059 Me and you gonna be O-Keke! 537 00:30:45.539 --> 00:30:46.845 Where did they find him? 538 00:30:49.543 --> 00:30:51.980 What-- what are you doing with him? 539 00:30:52.024 --> 00:30:52.894 Seriously? 540 00:30:55.201 --> 00:30:57.159 What does he want? 541 00:30:57.203 --> 00:30:59.205 The Oracle has spoken. We have a King. 542 00:30:59.248 --> 00:31:00.946 A King we know nothing about. 543 00:31:00.989 --> 00:31:02.904 Besides, he does not have the royal pendant. 544 00:31:02.948 --> 00:31:04.471 I have mine. 545 00:31:04.514 --> 00:31:09.128 No African king has ever been crowned without one. 546 00:31:09.171 --> 00:31:10.825 I move that we wait a couple of weeks, 547 00:31:10.869 --> 00:31:13.262 to be really sure of what the Oracle is saying. 548 00:31:17.788 --> 00:31:21.923 The Council of Chiefs has decided to move your coronation up by two weeks. 549 00:31:21.967 --> 00:31:24.012 Man, I knew this was a scam, man. 550 00:31:24.056 --> 00:31:27.146 -Look, fellas-- -Your Majesty, can I make you, 551 00:31:27.189 --> 00:31:30.410 -like you Americans say, a deal? - Ha ha! Yes, a deal. 552 00:31:30.453 --> 00:31:32.151 Now I'm bet that. 553 00:31:32.194 --> 00:31:35.937 Suppose we request the Oracle... 554 00:31:35.981 --> 00:31:38.766 to convince and prove to you within two weeks. 555 00:31:38.809 --> 00:31:42.552 If in two weeks, you are not entirely satisfied, 556 00:31:42.596 --> 00:31:46.382 then we will pay you handsomely and take you back to America. 557 00:31:49.603 --> 00:31:52.301 We need this contract signed ASAP, mate. 558 00:31:52.345 --> 00:31:54.434 -You have my word. - As what? 559 00:31:54.477 --> 00:31:57.176 -You told us you were next in line for the throne. -I am. 560 00:31:57.219 --> 00:31:59.265 -It was his clan. -Yes. Where did he come from? 561 00:31:59.308 --> 00:32:01.615 He was approached by Dr. Zulu Zokoye, 562 00:32:01.658 --> 00:32:03.747 a neurosurgeon who abandoned her practice, 563 00:32:03.791 --> 00:32:06.881 after being summoned by the Oracle to become a high Priestess. 564 00:32:06.925 --> 00:32:09.275 She told him that he was chosen to be the new King. 565 00:32:09.318 --> 00:32:11.973 So, it's a conwoman and some idiot from Compton. 566 00:32:12.017 --> 00:32:14.628 No American is going to take my place. 567 00:32:14.671 --> 00:32:16.456 Goody! What exactly does that mean? 568 00:32:16.499 --> 00:32:18.545 Just give me some days, I'll make sure they see a reason, 569 00:32:18.588 --> 00:32:20.721 why we can't have that homie as our King. 570 00:32:20.764 --> 00:32:22.201 We've given you a bucket-load of money. 571 00:32:22.244 --> 00:32:24.159 Yeah, and you'd be in a terrible bind... 572 00:32:24.203 --> 00:32:27.336 -Terrible bind. -...if we were to suddenly ask for it back. 573 00:32:27.380 --> 00:32:30.774 I need this more than you, Mr. Wanker. 574 00:32:30.818 --> 00:32:33.255 Relax. I won't let you down. 575 00:32:34.126 --> 00:32:35.344 I'll take care of all of you. 576 00:32:37.607 --> 00:32:40.219 It's "Wan-kay." 577 00:32:41.655 --> 00:32:43.396 "Wan-kay." 578 00:32:43.439 --> 00:32:46.747 Like, "Allez," "Manger," "Porte." 579 00:32:46.790 --> 00:32:48.575 You foo-kay! 580 00:32:48.618 --> 00:32:52.057 Everything we think we know about history, 581 00:32:52.100 --> 00:32:55.277 has been an elaborate cover up. 582 00:32:55.321 --> 00:32:58.541 These documents go all the way back to ancient Egypt. 583 00:32:58.585 --> 00:33:00.239 300 BC... 584 00:33:00.282 --> 00:33:03.720 when this Priestess mysteriously appeared. 585 00:33:04.721 --> 00:33:09.335 She saved the royal dynasty from Alexander the Great's invasion. 586 00:33:09.378 --> 00:33:13.426 She took them through the Libyan desert to West Africa, 587 00:33:13.469 --> 00:33:16.037 or what we know as Timbuktu. 588 00:33:16.081 --> 00:33:17.952 And she helps the royal dynasty 589 00:33:17.996 --> 00:33:21.042 rebuild their kingdom, on the Niger River. 590 00:33:21.086 --> 00:33:24.959 And for about 1000 years, there's peace and prosperity. 591 00:33:25.003 --> 00:33:29.050 Until the Portuguese and the Spaniards invade. 592 00:33:29.094 --> 00:33:31.487 Again, she mysteriously appears, 593 00:33:31.531 --> 00:33:34.534 and she takes them through the Niger River, 594 00:33:34.577 --> 00:33:37.319 across the Atlantic Ocean, to Virginia. 595 00:33:37.363 --> 00:33:40.061 Well before we thought Africans first arrived. 596 00:33:40.105 --> 00:33:42.933 So, this is 1619. 597 00:33:44.196 --> 00:33:48.896 The Priestess helps the royal dynasty establish 12 colonies. 598 00:33:48.939 --> 00:33:50.724 First, in Virginia. 599 00:33:50.767 --> 00:33:53.857 And again, there's peace and prosperity, 600 00:33:53.901 --> 00:33:56.686 until the Europeans arrived. 601 00:33:56.730 --> 00:33:59.907 And with the arrival of the Europeans, 602 00:33:59.950 --> 00:34:02.736 the Priestess helps them establish a 13th colony, 603 00:34:02.779 --> 00:34:05.347 specifically for the Pilgrims. 604 00:34:05.391 --> 00:34:09.960 And she helps them get through that winter of 1620. 605 00:34:10.004 --> 00:34:12.833 She also helps them draft the Constitution, 606 00:34:12.876 --> 00:34:16.793 granting equal rights to all the citizens of these colonies. 607 00:34:16.837 --> 00:34:19.100 They established Manhattan Island as the capital 608 00:34:19.144 --> 00:34:20.928 of these united colonies. 609 00:34:20.971 --> 00:34:25.889 And again, there's peace and prosperity until 1776. 610 00:34:25.933 --> 00:34:31.460 The Founding Fathers plot to kill and betray the Priestess. 611 00:34:31.504 --> 00:34:34.898 And she learns about this plot, so she hosts this dinner, 612 00:34:34.942 --> 00:34:37.945 with the 12 leaders of the African colonies, 613 00:34:37.988 --> 00:34:39.903 and the 13th colony of Europeans. 614 00:34:41.035 --> 00:34:44.778 And it's there, at this feast that she... 615 00:34:45.779 --> 00:34:47.781 lets them know, that she knows that 616 00:34:47.824 --> 00:34:50.131 someone here will betray her... 617 00:34:50.175 --> 00:34:53.003 like Judas and Jesus. 618 00:34:53.047 --> 00:34:57.965 And she explains that, because she can't see or hear evil... 619 00:34:58.008 --> 00:35:00.098 that she will be leaving. 620 00:35:00.141 --> 00:35:05.103 But she also prophesied that she'll return after 400 years, 621 00:35:05.146 --> 00:35:07.279 to take back an African King, 622 00:35:07.322 --> 00:35:10.064 back to the homeland, to rebuild the kingdom. 623 00:35:10.108 --> 00:35:13.589 The next night, the American revolutionaries 624 00:35:13.633 --> 00:35:17.724 start a great fire, and they kill the African leaders, 625 00:35:17.767 --> 00:35:19.639 and they take over the 13 colonies. 626 00:35:19.682 --> 00:35:21.771 They enslave the Africans, 627 00:35:21.815 --> 00:35:24.818 and they strip them of all of their rights. 628 00:35:24.861 --> 00:35:26.646 And fortunately, 629 00:35:26.689 --> 00:35:29.692 it's then that a new government is organized. 630 00:35:29.736 --> 00:35:32.130 They call themselves the Society of Friends, 631 00:35:32.173 --> 00:35:36.308 and they continue to spread the prophecy of the Priestess. 632 00:35:36.351 --> 00:35:39.615 They oppose the slavery of these Africans, 633 00:35:39.659 --> 00:35:44.577 that's building in the newly established American colonies. 634 00:35:44.620 --> 00:35:48.363 They commission a marble sculpture of the Priestess, 635 00:35:48.407 --> 00:35:52.062 and they write the prophecy on it. 636 00:35:52.106 --> 00:35:56.023 Now, flash forward to the American Civil War, 1861. 637 00:35:56.066 --> 00:35:58.895 They give this statue to President Lincoln. 638 00:35:58.939 --> 00:36:00.897 And it's because of this statue, 639 00:36:00.941 --> 00:36:03.813 that he signs the Emancipation Proclamation. 640 00:36:03.857 --> 00:36:07.208 Abolishing slavery, essentially ending the Civil War. 641 00:36:07.252 --> 00:36:10.733 But of course, as we know, Lincoln is assassinated... 642 00:36:11.647 --> 00:36:14.563 and the new president, Andrew Johnson, 643 00:36:14.607 --> 00:36:18.263 signs an executive order, to keep all information 644 00:36:18.306 --> 00:36:21.657 on the Priestess as classified and secret. 645 00:36:21.701 --> 00:36:24.747 He hides the statue in the Metropolitan Museum. 646 00:36:24.791 --> 00:36:29.056 But, a small faction of the Republicans that control Congress, 647 00:36:29.099 --> 00:36:32.190 also happen to be made up of members of the Society of Friends. 648 00:36:32.233 --> 00:36:34.322 They impeach Andrew Johnson. 649 00:36:34.366 --> 00:36:35.367 And... 650 00:36:36.411 --> 00:36:38.239 flash forward all the way to 2020. 651 00:36:38.283 --> 00:36:41.416 The Priestess has returned to fulfill her prophecy, 652 00:36:41.460 --> 00:36:42.939 400 years later. 653 00:36:42.983 --> 00:36:46.595 And she's come to take back an African King, 654 00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:48.771 to rebuild the kingdom. 655 00:36:50.773 --> 00:36:53.211 All hail, our good King! 656 00:36:58.520 --> 00:37:00.740 Well, what have I done to deserve this? 657 00:37:01.697 --> 00:37:03.351 Oh, this is a beautiful life. 658 00:37:10.315 --> 00:37:13.318 Well, if it ain't my sexy, little librarian. 659 00:37:13.361 --> 00:37:14.928 Good afternoon, Your Majesty. 660 00:37:15.842 --> 00:37:16.886 Have a seat, baby. 661 00:37:18.192 --> 00:37:19.846 What's up, shawty? 662 00:37:21.021 --> 00:37:23.632 We're used to being called by our names, Your Majesty. 663 00:37:23.676 --> 00:37:25.634 Marcus Garvey once said, 664 00:37:25.678 --> 00:37:28.246 "If you have no confidence in self, 665 00:37:28.289 --> 00:37:30.639 then you're twice defeated in the race of life." 666 00:37:30.683 --> 00:37:32.293 You trying to kick knowledge to a nigga? 667 00:37:34.295 --> 00:37:37.603 "And it's a slave's mentality and we must emancipate ourselves from it." 668 00:37:37.646 --> 00:37:40.170 -Bob Marley. -Why do you hate me so much? 669 00:37:40.214 --> 00:37:44.523 -I don't hate you. I hate the system. -What system? 670 00:37:44.566 --> 00:37:47.743 The system that forces you on us as our King. 671 00:37:47.787 --> 00:37:51.573 The system that decides who is pure and who isn't. 672 00:37:51.617 --> 00:37:53.445 If it was up to you, would I be here? 673 00:37:55.011 --> 00:37:56.709 I must leave now, Your Majesty. 674 00:37:57.753 --> 00:37:59.189 Have dinner with me. 675 00:37:59.233 --> 00:38:00.974 No, she cannot. 676 00:38:01.017 --> 00:38:02.976 Please, let's talk outside. Man-to-man. 677 00:38:03.933 --> 00:38:06.632 She is not royalty. 678 00:38:06.675 --> 00:38:09.330 Royalty? 679 00:38:09.374 --> 00:38:11.550 All of a sudden it matters? 680 00:38:11.593 --> 00:38:12.986 I'm royalty now? 681 00:38:14.944 --> 00:38:18.426 You used to be power, bro. I'm power now. 682 00:38:19.819 --> 00:38:21.995 You've been here all this time, 683 00:38:22.038 --> 00:38:23.562 dreaming, wishing you could have it. 684 00:38:24.606 --> 00:38:25.999 Come on, man, just let it go, Daddy. 685 00:38:27.217 --> 00:38:28.262 I got this. 686 00:38:37.140 --> 00:38:39.099 Block, block. Block it like it's hot. 687 00:38:45.671 --> 00:38:47.325 What was that about? 688 00:38:52.330 --> 00:38:55.028 Bee-see-beep. 689 00:38:55.071 --> 00:38:57.900 Bee-see-beep. 690 00:38:57.944 --> 00:38:59.511 Bee-see... 691 00:39:00.729 --> 00:39:03.384 Beep! 692 00:39:03.428 --> 00:39:05.560 Block, block. Block it like it's hot. 693 00:39:14.090 --> 00:39:17.355 A curse! 694 00:39:17.398 --> 00:39:21.924 A curse! 695 00:39:25.493 --> 00:39:28.191 going somewhere 696 00:39:28.235 --> 00:39:30.411 pay attention 697 00:39:30.455 --> 00:39:33.371 I will not take some gun-toting, 698 00:39:33.414 --> 00:39:36.417 drug peddling, egotistic low life as my king. 699 00:39:36.461 --> 00:39:38.419 Is that so? 700 00:39:38.463 --> 00:39:40.726 -Oh, my God! 701 00:39:40.769 --> 00:39:43.772 What is this-- Oh my! Wahab! 702 00:39:43.816 --> 00:39:46.340 And you are their mother! What type of ass-- 703 00:39:46.384 --> 00:39:48.037 I mean, what type of mother 704 00:39:48.081 --> 00:39:50.257 lays out with her daughters like this? 705 00:39:50.300 --> 00:39:53.434 -The kind that wants a tan. - Not the point! 706 00:39:53.478 --> 00:39:56.872 Okay, okay. What is it with Africans and bikinis? I've seen National Geographic. 707 00:39:56.916 --> 00:39:58.961 You guys are okay with bare titties hanging everywhere. 708 00:39:59.005 --> 00:40:00.528 -But a bikini-- - That is different. 709 00:40:00.572 --> 00:40:02.791 You are seeing Watusis 710 00:40:02.835 --> 00:40:05.403 and Pygmies in the middle of the jungle. 711 00:40:05.446 --> 00:40:07.448 Do you go shopping in Africa and go, 712 00:40:07.492 --> 00:40:10.408 "Oh, look, there are some titties." No, you do not. 713 00:40:10.451 --> 00:40:12.453 Maybe you would be in a better mood if we did. 714 00:40:12.497 --> 00:40:17.719 Your daughter will stand trial for her insolence. And that is that. 715 00:40:17.763 --> 00:40:20.026 -You know what? Maybe we should give them a show, let's push! -No! 716 00:40:20.069 --> 00:40:21.767 Wahab, no. No, I cannot. 717 00:40:21.810 --> 00:40:23.595 I cannot! I cannot! 718 00:40:23.638 --> 00:40:26.380 We don't have to take this matter that far. 719 00:40:26.424 --> 00:40:28.730 What we want is to keep them apart. 720 00:40:28.774 --> 00:40:31.777 If we make foolish resolutions, it will become an issue. 721 00:40:31.820 --> 00:40:34.954 I am convinced the young lady has gotten the message. 722 00:40:34.997 --> 00:40:36.564 On the contrary, she must be punished. 723 00:40:36.608 --> 00:40:38.218 She's but a little girl. 724 00:40:38.261 --> 00:40:40.960 A little girl with the mind of an old woman. 725 00:40:41.003 --> 00:40:42.918 Do not underestimate her. 726 00:40:44.311 --> 00:40:47.575 Welcome to the proceedings of the Royal Court, 727 00:40:47.619 --> 00:40:50.012 where matters regarding the King, 728 00:40:50.056 --> 00:40:53.973 his family and estate are handled exclusively. 729 00:40:56.715 --> 00:40:58.760 Rise! On your feet! 730 00:40:58.804 --> 00:41:00.501 Yeah, rise on your feet! 731 00:41:00.545 --> 00:41:01.894 Oh, damn! 732 00:41:03.678 --> 00:41:05.550 I didn't really mean to crash the party and all that 733 00:41:05.593 --> 00:41:08.030 but I ain't gonna have a seat. Stay down. 734 00:41:08.074 --> 00:41:09.945 What's up, shawty? 735 00:41:09.989 --> 00:41:12.600 Can you give the King a little kiss on the cheek real quick? 736 00:41:14.863 --> 00:41:16.386 Don't worry, we got plenty of time for all that. 737 00:41:16.430 --> 00:41:21.261 Your "shawty" is on trial. 738 00:41:21.304 --> 00:41:24.525 She called you a gun-toting, 739 00:41:24.569 --> 00:41:27.572 drug-dealing low life from America. 740 00:41:30.313 --> 00:41:32.011 She did nothing wrong. 741 00:41:33.186 --> 00:41:35.101 Everything she said is true. Let her be. 742 00:41:37.364 --> 00:41:38.452 So, you're free to go. 743 00:41:40.802 --> 00:41:41.847 Go ahead. 744 00:41:55.077 --> 00:41:56.644 -What did you do, man? - I... 745 00:41:56.688 --> 00:41:57.776 I stole a tuba. 746 00:41:59.647 --> 00:42:02.955 My ailing mother and I have had nothing to eat for three days. 747 00:42:02.998 --> 00:42:05.566 This man has done nothing wrong. 748 00:42:05.610 --> 00:42:07.612 He's just hungry. 749 00:42:07.655 --> 00:42:09.178 Immoral acts. 750 00:42:10.049 --> 00:42:11.441 What did you do? 751 00:42:11.485 --> 00:42:14.140 I featured in a music video that I... 752 00:42:15.445 --> 00:42:19.145 I gave a guy a hug that wasn't even promising. And... 753 00:42:20.712 --> 00:42:21.930 they said I should be punished. 754 00:43:07.367 --> 00:43:09.456 I need you to teach me the ways of the people. 755 00:43:09.499 --> 00:43:11.676 I'm just a girl, Your Majesty. The Chiefs-- 756 00:43:11.719 --> 00:43:14.504 Just help me to see it the way you see it. 757 00:43:14.548 --> 00:43:17.029 -Your Majesty... -You don't even have to call me Majesty. 758 00:43:17.072 --> 00:43:20.641 Listen, I understand that you may not agree that I'm your king, 759 00:43:20.685 --> 00:43:22.861 -but it's fine. -But you are a king. 760 00:43:22.904 --> 00:43:24.645 You've shown us all today. 761 00:43:24.689 --> 00:43:26.299 Listen, I'm not who you think I am. 762 00:43:50.192 --> 00:43:51.890 Hey, the King is here! 763 00:43:54.675 --> 00:43:57.373 Hey! What's up, shawty? 764 00:43:57.417 --> 00:44:00.594 Is that PCB? We trying to block all the people coming in here? 765 00:44:02.248 --> 00:44:05.077 Is that the High Priestess? Priestess, what are you doing in the club, Priestess? 766 00:44:05.120 --> 00:44:07.688 This is so boring in here. What kind of party you guys be holding out? 767 00:44:07.732 --> 00:44:09.734 See, this is only for royalty. 768 00:44:09.777 --> 00:44:11.126 And the diplomats. 769 00:44:11.170 --> 00:44:12.737 Listen, this is my kingdom. 770 00:44:12.780 --> 00:44:14.521 It cannot be boring. You got to be popping. 771 00:44:14.564 --> 00:44:17.002 Yeah! 772 00:44:17.045 --> 00:44:18.656 Come on, man. Let's get this party started. 773 00:44:21.310 --> 00:44:23.965 Hey, DJ, play a song. 774 00:44:39.154 --> 00:44:43.942 If the French, Spanish, British, Italians never portioned up into regions and countries, 775 00:44:43.985 --> 00:44:46.422 we would be in Africa with no borders. 776 00:44:46.466 --> 00:44:49.208 " by Rayge Smith continues] 777 00:44:52.951 --> 00:44:54.996 True, without all their nihilism. 778 00:44:55.040 --> 00:44:57.346 They just sail right in and put a piece-- 779 00:44:57.390 --> 00:45:00.219 "I claim this land in the name of the Queen." 780 00:45:00.262 --> 00:45:03.657 " by Rayge Smith continues] 781 00:47:00.948 --> 00:47:04.082 So, as long as we can strike deals with them 782 00:47:04.125 --> 00:47:07.868 that to not put us in an unfavorable position, then we are good. 783 00:47:07.912 --> 00:47:10.740 All right, give me-- give me one second. Give me one second. 784 00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:14.744 -Yo, man. What's up, man? -What's up, guys? 785 00:47:14.788 --> 00:47:16.485 I mean, we came over here for a purpose. 786 00:47:16.529 --> 00:47:18.618 And now it seems like your purpose ain't our purpose. 787 00:47:18.661 --> 00:47:20.707 Every time we see you, bro, you're either with that girl 788 00:47:20.750 --> 00:47:22.535 or with these Chiefs or whatever. 789 00:47:22.578 --> 00:47:24.319 Come on, man. You got to understand me, man. 790 00:47:24.363 --> 00:47:26.017 I'm trying to make good decisions for the people here. 791 00:47:26.060 --> 00:47:27.670 -Nigga, who are you, Marcus-ass Garvey? -Listen. 792 00:47:27.714 --> 00:47:29.237 -Come on, nigga, this is fake. You know this. -No. 793 00:47:29.281 --> 00:47:30.891 Don't say that word no more, man. 794 00:47:30.935 --> 00:47:32.893 We don't use words like "Niggas" out here, man. 795 00:47:32.937 --> 00:47:36.027 -Who are you, man? -I'm the same person, I ain't changed. 796 00:47:36.070 --> 00:47:37.637 Nigga, you've changed. 797 00:47:37.680 --> 00:47:40.292 -Come on, man. -You ain't the same, bro. 798 00:47:45.688 --> 00:47:49.910 So, let me ask you. So if we decided to partner up with these oil companies, 799 00:47:49.954 --> 00:47:52.695 they're giving us a lot of money for every man, woman and child? 800 00:47:52.739 --> 00:47:56.830 Yes, Your Majesty, but I was hoping we could develop the land. 801 00:47:56.874 --> 00:48:00.921 What's more important, skyscrapers and pavements or food and water for the people? 802 00:48:00.965 --> 00:48:02.749 Food and water for the people. 803 00:48:02.792 --> 00:48:07.406 Did you know that $25 billion can eradicate poverty? 804 00:48:07.449 --> 00:48:10.931 Let's say, we take every drone and every bomb, 805 00:48:10.975 --> 00:48:14.369 and convert it into fish and bread for the people. 806 00:48:14.413 --> 00:48:15.457 Where is Keke? 807 00:48:15.501 --> 00:48:17.590 Your Majesty, that is absurd 808 00:48:17.633 --> 00:48:21.246 to have a girl in meetings about affairs of state. 809 00:48:21.289 --> 00:48:23.639 How do you expect our youth to grow into developing 810 00:48:23.683 --> 00:48:26.207 our own country, if we don't teach them now? 811 00:48:26.251 --> 00:48:29.994 It's only in Africa, where a president can be in office 50 years. 812 00:48:30.037 --> 00:48:31.734 Only in Africa. 813 00:48:32.648 --> 00:48:35.042 Who go at? - Yeah, we go at! 814 00:48:55.323 --> 00:49:00.589 On behalf of the King, we welcome you to our land. 815 00:49:00.633 --> 00:49:04.506 Ladies and gentlemen... Mr. Wanker. 816 00:49:04.550 --> 00:49:06.595 Uh, thank you. It's, uh... 817 00:49:07.857 --> 00:49:10.425 It's "Wan-kay." It's actually Dutch. 818 00:49:10.469 --> 00:49:12.036 But apart from that... 819 00:49:12.079 --> 00:49:16.562 myself and Douglas completely agree 820 00:49:16.605 --> 00:49:20.914 that our notion here today 821 00:49:20.958 --> 00:49:24.744 is that everything that we put forward and suggest 822 00:49:24.787 --> 00:49:26.876 is for the benefit... 823 00:49:27.965 --> 00:49:30.489 of the people of this great nation and its Chiefs. 824 00:49:30.532 --> 00:49:32.143 Hear! Hear!. -Thank you. 825 00:49:32.186 --> 00:49:34.667 Your... Majesty. 826 00:49:34.710 --> 00:49:37.017 If you ask me, I'll say, do this. 827 00:49:38.279 --> 00:49:40.803 With my position, I'll support however I can. 828 00:49:40.847 --> 00:49:43.850 I do not need anything. It's okay, I don't want anything from them. 829 00:49:43.893 --> 00:49:47.419 Why haven't you pointed out how the people will benefit directly? 830 00:49:48.942 --> 00:49:52.163 How about the land that can no longer be farmed on, 831 00:49:52.206 --> 00:49:56.297 or the water is that no longer can harbor fish due to toxic waste from the oil? 832 00:49:56.341 --> 00:49:57.907 -Your Majesty! -Mr. Wanker. 833 00:49:57.951 --> 00:49:59.083 It's "Wan-kay". 834 00:49:59.126 --> 00:50:01.389 She has a great point. 835 00:50:01.433 --> 00:50:04.175 Well, we would seriously give some se-- 836 00:50:04.218 --> 00:50:07.004 consideration to implementing some of these changes, 837 00:50:07.047 --> 00:50:09.832 but I think that what we need 838 00:50:09.876 --> 00:50:17.014 is a primary conciliation before we make secondary concessions. 839 00:50:17.057 --> 00:50:19.146 And I'd just like to point out that 840 00:50:19.190 --> 00:50:22.367 you and all of your counsel would be considered 841 00:50:22.410 --> 00:50:25.370 founder members, which entitles you 842 00:50:25.413 --> 00:50:27.328 to a golden handshake as it were. 843 00:50:27.372 --> 00:50:30.027 Sort of what they used to call "dash." 844 00:50:30.070 --> 00:50:34.118 You see, how we look at it is that if we look after the Chiefs, 845 00:50:34.161 --> 00:50:36.337 there's a sort of trickle down effect. 846 00:50:36.381 --> 00:50:39.210 The last night, I actually took a look at that proposal you gave me. 847 00:50:39.253 --> 00:50:41.908 You know, I be reading sometimes, you know what I'm saying? 848 00:50:41.951 --> 00:50:45.085 But that look exactly like the same proposal 849 00:50:45.129 --> 00:50:47.479 that y'all just offered my neighboring country. 850 00:50:47.522 --> 00:50:49.089 And you know what's so funny? 851 00:50:50.134 --> 00:50:53.746 I studied that same exact contract when I was in college. 852 00:50:53.789 --> 00:50:54.921 It's a joint venture, right? 853 00:50:54.964 --> 00:50:56.140 That's right, Your Majesty. 854 00:50:56.183 --> 00:50:57.663 Y'all get 45%... 855 00:50:58.925 --> 00:51:01.101 we get 55%. 856 00:51:01.145 --> 00:51:04.061 Sounds really good, but only problem with that is 857 00:51:04.104 --> 00:51:08.543 your 45% is on the gross, and ours is on the net. What's up with that? 858 00:51:08.587 --> 00:51:11.459 The exploration of exploitation 859 00:51:11.503 --> 00:51:13.940 -has to be bought. By us. -By who? 860 00:51:13.983 --> 00:51:16.203 If y'all bearing all the costs, 861 00:51:16.247 --> 00:51:18.858 why are y'all deducting before y'all give us our share? 862 00:51:18.901 --> 00:51:21.774 It's-- it's sort of par for the course. 863 00:51:21.817 --> 00:51:24.342 Uh, we wouldn't share the profits 864 00:51:24.385 --> 00:51:27.388 until we've paid for costings, it's... 865 00:51:27.432 --> 00:51:31.175 It's like a-- um, operational expenses. 866 00:51:31.218 --> 00:51:32.785 How do we know what you're spending 867 00:51:32.828 --> 00:51:35.004 this "operational cost?" 868 00:51:36.441 --> 00:51:38.791 You actually came here in a private jet. 869 00:51:39.835 --> 00:51:42.795 And I know you got kids. I mean, tuitions ain't cheep. 870 00:51:42.838 --> 00:51:45.058 And goddamn, with that suit. 871 00:51:45.102 --> 00:51:47.800 I've seen those before, that's like, $5000 plus. 872 00:51:47.843 --> 00:51:50.759 Who's to say that you won't take those luxuries 873 00:51:50.803 --> 00:51:53.893 and make them a part of your "operational costs"? 874 00:51:53.936 --> 00:51:56.765 Can I just say, Your Majesty, 875 00:51:56.809 --> 00:52:02.771 that there will be a certain amount of operational expenses 876 00:52:02.815 --> 00:52:06.819 eligible for yourself and all of your Chiefs, 877 00:52:06.862 --> 00:52:10.475 prior to us assessing whether we're going to profit. 878 00:52:10.518 --> 00:52:13.260 -Sounds like a bribe. -Uh, sort of part par for the course. 879 00:52:13.304 --> 00:52:15.219 Yeah, we're fair dinkum, Your Majesty. 880 00:52:15.262 --> 00:52:18.570 How about I just hire you guys for exploration? 881 00:52:19.527 --> 00:52:21.660 Because there's a lot of oil companies out here 882 00:52:21.703 --> 00:52:26.143 that'd be very, very glad to be paid just for taking on the bidding, 883 00:52:26.186 --> 00:52:27.274 like the Chinese. 884 00:52:28.232 --> 00:52:29.624 Bastard Chinese. 885 00:52:35.543 --> 00:52:37.023 All right, you two. 886 00:52:38.285 --> 00:52:40.418 Tell me exactly what the heck is going on. 887 00:52:41.767 --> 00:52:44.683 Well, Mr. Vice President, let's start first. 888 00:52:45.640 --> 00:52:51.777 "Sabia," in classic Greek, means prophetess or priestess. 889 00:52:51.820 --> 00:52:55.128 In Greek mythology, it was said that a priestess 890 00:52:55.172 --> 00:52:57.391 saved the Pharaoh of Egypt, 891 00:52:57.435 --> 00:53:00.829 along with a substantial portion of the ruling dynasty 892 00:53:00.873 --> 00:53:03.180 when Alexander the Great's armies invaded Egypt. 893 00:53:03.223 --> 00:53:07.358 Now, she did this by leading them across the Sahara, 894 00:53:07.401 --> 00:53:09.751 to the forested areas of West Africa. 895 00:53:09.795 --> 00:53:14.278 What does this have to do with US national security, huh? 896 00:53:14.321 --> 00:53:16.105 Well, sir, it doesn't. 897 00:53:16.149 --> 00:53:18.369 But in a way, it does. 898 00:53:18.412 --> 00:53:22.938 So, according to this prophecy, the mythology 899 00:53:22.982 --> 00:53:25.767 is that the Oracle has been to the US before. 900 00:53:25.811 --> 00:53:29.815 To the colony of Virginia, before this country was founded. 901 00:53:29.858 --> 00:53:33.035 Now, the Oracle is a divine spirit 902 00:53:33.079 --> 00:53:36.474 who guides through the Priestess, they're one and the same. 903 00:53:36.517 --> 00:53:39.912 And the Priestess in 1619, 904 00:53:39.955 --> 00:53:42.567 led the royal family out of West Africa 905 00:53:42.610 --> 00:53:45.657 across the Niger River, across the Atlantic Ocean, 906 00:53:45.700 --> 00:53:48.094 and to the colony of Virginia. 907 00:53:48.137 --> 00:53:50.749 In order to escape the invasion of West Africa 908 00:53:50.792 --> 00:53:53.665 by the Portuguese and Spanish during the slave riots. 909 00:53:55.144 --> 00:53:59.453 Greece, Africa, Virginia... 910 00:53:59.497 --> 00:54:01.238 Fake news. 911 00:54:01.281 --> 00:54:03.109 That's what I'm getting. 912 00:54:03.152 --> 00:54:05.242 This sounds like other stories, fairy tales. 913 00:54:05.285 --> 00:54:08.723 You know what I need from you two? I need proof. Where's the proof? 914 00:54:08.767 --> 00:54:12.858 All right, Mr. Vice President, let's start here, a little closer to home. 915 00:54:12.901 --> 00:54:14.555 The Society of Friends. 916 00:54:14.599 --> 00:54:17.297 That was the beginning of the abolitionist movement 917 00:54:17.341 --> 00:54:18.733 here in the United States. 918 00:54:18.777 --> 00:54:22.041 Now, they were founded in 1776, 919 00:54:22.084 --> 00:54:28.134 in reaction to when the Oracle and the prophecy was omitted 920 00:54:28.177 --> 00:54:30.571 from the draft of the American Constitution. 921 00:54:30.615 --> 00:54:32.617 Now, the same Society of Friends, 922 00:54:32.660 --> 00:54:34.880 several decades later, 923 00:54:34.923 --> 00:54:37.361 they commissioned a statue of civility. 924 00:54:37.404 --> 00:54:40.364 And when it's finished, they ship it to Washington D.C. 925 00:54:40.407 --> 00:54:43.889 and they give it to President Lincoln as a gift. 926 00:54:43.932 --> 00:54:46.021 It sparked the Emancipation Proclamation. 927 00:54:47.109 --> 00:54:49.024 And subsequently the Civil War. 928 00:54:49.068 --> 00:54:52.071 After the assassination of President Lincoln, 929 00:54:52.114 --> 00:54:56.162 President Johnson sent the sculpture to New York, and signed an executive order 930 00:54:56.205 --> 00:54:59.513 to classify all documents and records of the Oracle 931 00:54:59.557 --> 00:55:02.299 and the Priestess, as well as the prophecy. 932 00:55:02.342 --> 00:55:04.823 Those records have been sealed since 1870. 933 00:55:04.866 --> 00:55:08.305 Look, I can't take this fairy tale to the President. 934 00:55:08.348 --> 00:55:10.002 Okay? I need evidence. 935 00:55:10.045 --> 00:55:11.960 I need concrete proof. 936 00:55:12.004 --> 00:55:13.527 Where is the proof? 937 00:55:13.571 --> 00:55:16.356 The proof is in the base of the statue. 938 00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:20.186 In the marble is chiseled Sabalia's prophecy. 939 00:55:21.405 --> 00:55:24.321 Anything else? What was the prophecy? 940 00:55:24.364 --> 00:55:28.194 -Hmm? -Prophecy was that she would return in 400 years. 941 00:55:28.237 --> 00:55:29.978 And when was this 400 years? 942 00:55:30.022 --> 00:55:32.720 This year, sir. The year 2020. 943 00:55:34.418 --> 00:55:38.552 Well, I need to see this prophecy for myself. 944 00:55:38.596 --> 00:55:41.990 I'm not gonna take anything to the President that's not concrete. 945 00:55:42.034 --> 00:55:44.993 And if you say that it's in marble, I want to see it in marble. 946 00:55:45.037 --> 00:55:46.734 Where is it again? 947 00:55:46.778 --> 00:55:48.823 We understand the statue is in the basement 948 00:55:48.867 --> 00:55:51.304 of the Metropolitan Museum in New York. 949 00:55:51.348 --> 00:55:52.914 All right. 950 00:55:52.958 --> 00:55:54.176 Well, that's where I'll be. 951 00:55:55.482 --> 00:55:56.657 I'm gonna be there in an hour. 952 00:55:56.701 --> 00:55:57.615 Thank you. 953 00:56:00.618 --> 00:56:03.360 Nigga crazy. I think he really thinks his kingdom came. 954 00:56:03.403 --> 00:56:05.884 Acting like he's been Marcus Garvey. 955 00:56:05.927 --> 00:56:08.190 He's-- -Oh! Shit. Do you think I'm a fool, man? 956 00:56:08.234 --> 00:56:10.715 Come on. We came out here to have a good time and this fool want to-- 957 00:56:10.758 --> 00:56:12.325 want to rule the kingdom? 958 00:56:12.369 --> 00:56:13.761 -Right? -She's got giraffes and shit. 959 00:56:13.805 --> 00:56:16.111 We know your real name's Sebastian! 960 00:56:16.155 --> 00:56:17.852 Your name ain't no damn Akon! 961 00:56:17.896 --> 00:56:20.768 -Ass, yeah. Sebastian... -Yeah. 962 00:56:20.812 --> 00:56:25.164 You got these motherfuckers fooled, you ain't got us fooled! Tell your guards that. 963 00:56:25.207 --> 00:56:27.296 -Let's get out of here before the guards come. - 964 00:56:27.340 --> 00:56:29.081 -Oh, shit. Let's go. -This got you tripping. 965 00:56:29.995 --> 00:56:32.127 Psst. Put that shit out, man. Put it out! 966 00:56:46.881 --> 00:56:47.926 Got your back. 967 00:56:49.057 --> 00:56:49.971 Let's see. 968 00:56:52.409 --> 00:56:53.714 You little rebel. 969 00:56:55.150 --> 00:56:57.457 -Are you sure that's him? -Positive. 970 00:56:57.501 --> 00:57:00.373 That's fine, if you want to show him. 971 00:57:00.417 --> 00:57:02.114 -Is it good? -Ah, it's better than good, mate. 972 00:57:02.157 --> 00:57:03.507 You're not gonna believe this. 973 00:57:04.682 --> 00:57:07.119 Well, well. 974 00:57:07.162 --> 00:57:11.297 Oh! Straight A student scholarship all the way to postgrad at UCLA. 975 00:57:11.340 --> 00:57:13.995 -Goldman Sachs. -Until he went to prison. 976 00:57:14.039 --> 00:57:17.869 After he got out, no one would hire an ex-con, so he was the one who did this. 977 00:57:17.912 --> 00:57:19.392 Name's Sebastian. 978 00:57:20.437 --> 00:57:21.960 Wait, how does he come up with Akon? 979 00:57:23.527 --> 00:57:25.572 -Wanker. -It's "Wan-kay." 980 00:57:25.616 --> 00:57:28.227 No, no, I mean this prick. Just look at him. 981 00:57:28.270 --> 00:57:30.534 Well, it's not him. 982 00:57:32.840 --> 00:57:34.320 He's pretending to be someone else. 983 00:57:35.234 --> 00:57:38.280 All we need to do is threaten to expose his scam. 984 00:57:38.324 --> 00:57:40.761 If the locals found out the truth, they'd probably eat him. 985 00:57:42.328 --> 00:57:44.852 Phone that horsehair waving buffoon, 986 00:57:44.896 --> 00:57:46.767 Chief what's-his-name, and tell him 987 00:57:46.811 --> 00:57:49.466 -we're about to make him a king. - I'm on it. 988 00:57:55.341 --> 00:57:58.953 -Wanker! -Hey, hey, tosser! 989 00:57:58.997 --> 00:58:01.652 Yee-hee! 990 00:58:10.965 --> 00:58:13.794 Fantastic, Mr. Wanker. 991 00:58:13.838 --> 00:58:17.929 All right, fine, Mr. "Wan-kay" Good news, good news. 992 00:58:17.972 --> 00:58:19.757 I'm really happy about this. 993 00:58:44.825 --> 00:58:48.873 I'm the King, but if you knew what I was gonna tell you, you wouldn't call me that. 994 00:58:48.916 --> 00:58:52.572 You've told us all you've been locked up for being a drug dealer. 995 00:58:52.616 --> 00:58:54.922 I'm not a drug dealer, okay? 996 00:58:54.966 --> 00:58:57.621 I had four joints that I was holding for friends at a party. 997 00:58:58.535 --> 00:59:00.362 For four joints? 998 00:59:00.406 --> 00:59:02.190 As delicate as those little fingers. 999 00:59:02.234 --> 00:59:04.062 But listen, that's beside the point. 1000 00:59:04.105 --> 00:59:07.282 Your Majesty! This is important. 1001 00:59:07.326 --> 00:59:08.196 Yo. 1002 00:59:09.589 --> 00:59:12.113 My nigga. I'm-- My nigga, I need to holla at you. 1003 00:59:12.157 --> 00:59:14.681 Yo. What did I tell you about that word, man? Why are you still using it? 1004 00:59:15.769 --> 00:59:16.814 Come on, man. 1005 00:59:17.771 --> 00:59:20.295 Your Majesty. I need to talk to you. 1006 00:59:20.339 --> 00:59:23.603 -All right, talk to me. Tell me what you got to tell me. -I can't. 1007 00:59:23.647 --> 00:59:26.519 What do you mean you can't? Of course you can. I just said to tell me what-- 1008 00:59:26.563 --> 00:59:27.912 Dude, I'm just tired of hiding shit! 1009 00:59:27.955 --> 00:59:29.957 -Yeah? Yeah? -Yeah. Yeah. 1010 00:59:31.698 --> 00:59:32.917 What's this, man? 1011 00:59:35.093 --> 00:59:39.358 I just saw them and they asked me to confirm all this and I couldn't lie. 1012 00:59:39.401 --> 00:59:41.229 -Your Majesty? -Later, later. 1013 00:59:42.709 --> 00:59:44.189 -Your Majesty. -Later! 1014 00:59:46.060 --> 00:59:48.236 Just-- just leave me for a minute. 1015 00:59:48.280 --> 00:59:49.237 Leave! 1016 00:59:55.635 --> 00:59:57.637 Your Majesty. Your Majesty. Your Highness. 1017 00:59:57.681 --> 01:00:00.684 -King... King... King Sebastian, isn't it? -Look. Look, look. 1018 01:00:00.727 --> 01:00:02.686 -Isn't that ironic? - I can explain. 1019 01:00:02.729 --> 01:00:05.384 He was the Roman saint bludgeoned to death in the Senate, 1020 01:00:05.427 --> 01:00:08.735 in front of his own emperor. That's apt, isn't it? 1021 01:00:08.779 --> 01:00:11.129 Now, I'm sure you can explain. I'm all ears. 1022 01:00:11.172 --> 01:00:14.132 So is the population and half of the UN. 1023 01:00:14.175 --> 01:00:17.744 Now, we have adjusted our offer, as you requested. 1024 01:00:17.788 --> 01:00:20.878 It now includes a first class plane ticket, 1025 01:00:20.921 --> 01:00:26.318 a passport and a very generous compensation package upon signature. 1026 01:00:26.361 --> 01:00:29.626 Now, we withhold this information for 24 hours, 1027 01:00:29.669 --> 01:00:34.108 by which time you will be a millionaire, out of jail, 1028 01:00:34.152 --> 01:00:37.851 and still in one piece, leaving us to crack on. 1029 01:00:37.895 --> 01:00:39.548 Pleasure doing business with you. 1030 01:01:01.353 --> 01:01:02.789 Are you crazy? 1031 01:01:02.833 --> 01:01:04.791 They're offering you millions of dollars. 1032 01:01:04.835 --> 01:01:07.446 All you got to do is sign the paper and we're rich! 1033 01:01:07.489 --> 01:01:09.361 We go back to America, we're balling. 1034 01:01:09.404 --> 01:01:12.581 Dawg, it's the first time that we felt home being somewhere. 1035 01:01:12.625 --> 01:01:14.932 We ain't got to watch our back. We ain't got to hustle. 1036 01:01:14.975 --> 01:01:17.108 These people accepted us as family, bro. 1037 01:01:17.151 --> 01:01:19.284 What are you talking about? You're not even the real king! 1038 01:01:19.327 --> 01:01:20.894 I just can't do it. 1039 01:01:20.938 --> 01:01:23.244 You see? See, Pewee has some damn sense. 1040 01:01:23.288 --> 01:01:25.072 That's why he got the hell up out of here. 1041 01:01:25.116 --> 01:01:27.161 I'm your only friend! 1042 01:01:27.205 --> 01:01:30.425 I'm all you have left here, bro, it's right here. 1043 01:01:30.469 --> 01:01:32.036 Let's get the money and let's leave. 1044 01:01:33.080 --> 01:01:34.081 I just can't. 1045 01:01:35.517 --> 01:01:37.476 They're gonna kill you, man. 1046 01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:39.130 And I ain't gonna be here when they do. 1047 01:01:40.392 --> 01:01:43.090 Look, they offered me a plane ticket and some cash. 1048 01:01:43.134 --> 01:01:46.006 I'm gonna take it. I'm going. 1049 01:01:46.964 --> 01:01:48.400 Sebastian. 1050 01:01:50.794 --> 01:01:52.099 He's right, you know. 1051 01:01:54.841 --> 01:01:59.150 They'll kill you. In the room, if you say anything, 1052 01:01:59.193 --> 01:02:00.673 they'll tear you apart. 1053 01:02:02.066 --> 01:02:03.458 These people are animals. 1054 01:02:05.634 --> 01:02:08.289 This ain't the ghetto. This is the jungle. 1055 01:02:10.988 --> 01:02:12.206 Mr. President. 1056 01:02:13.164 --> 01:02:16.254 Every bit of information I come across 1057 01:02:16.297 --> 01:02:20.171 points to the Oracle being real and very powerful. 1058 01:02:20.214 --> 01:02:23.478 It's an entity who works through a divine and chosen Priestess. 1059 01:02:24.523 --> 01:02:28.266 2000 years ago, she saved the Pharaoh and the ruling dynasty 1060 01:02:28.309 --> 01:02:31.835 from the destruction of the armies of Alexander the Great. 1061 01:02:31.878 --> 01:02:35.447 And for over 1000 years, they lived in peace and prosperity 1062 01:02:35.490 --> 01:02:37.536 on the banks of the Niger River. 1063 01:02:37.579 --> 01:02:39.799 Until about 1619, 1064 01:02:39.843 --> 01:02:43.237 when the Portuguese and Spanish invaded Western Africa. 1065 01:02:43.281 --> 01:02:46.632 It was at this time during this invasion that the Oracle 1066 01:02:46.675 --> 01:02:48.590 saved the royal family 1067 01:02:48.634 --> 01:02:51.811 by sailing them across the Atlantic Ocean to Virginia. 1068 01:02:51.855 --> 01:02:53.900 Do you really believe this, Malcolm? 1069 01:02:53.944 --> 01:02:55.859 Uh, yes, sir. 1070 01:02:56.860 --> 01:02:59.079 It's written in stone at the Metropolitan Museum. 1071 01:02:59.950 --> 01:03:01.342 I've seen it with my own eyes. 1072 01:03:03.257 --> 01:03:06.870 I believe it's as if the Oracle has revealed this information to us, 1073 01:03:06.913 --> 01:03:10.221 and that we never would have known otherwise. 1074 01:03:10.264 --> 01:03:12.397 It's sort of like the, uh, 1075 01:03:12.440 --> 01:03:14.442 story of Joseph in the Bibles. 1076 01:03:14.486 --> 01:03:17.315 So, what would you advise I do? 1077 01:03:17.358 --> 01:03:20.535 Well, about this situation, I'd... say one thing. 1078 01:03:20.579 --> 01:03:22.450 It's an election here, sir. 1079 01:03:22.494 --> 01:03:25.932 And this could be very helpful politically. 1080 01:03:25.976 --> 01:03:28.369 It's in our best interest to... 1081 01:03:28.413 --> 01:03:30.632 protect Sebastian. 1082 01:03:30.676 --> 01:03:34.898 Help him rebuild Africa as a way of reparations for 1083 01:03:34.941 --> 01:03:39.119 400 years of slavery and oppression in America. 1084 01:03:39.163 --> 01:03:43.167 And I believe with this effort this will help the African-American vote 1085 01:03:43.210 --> 01:03:45.430 to go back to the Republican Party. 1086 01:03:46.866 --> 01:03:50.478 Mr. President, history would remember you 1087 01:03:50.522 --> 01:03:53.568 as the man who made Africa great again. 1088 01:03:53.612 --> 01:03:55.701 I mean, do you understand that, sir? 1089 01:03:55.744 --> 01:03:59.879 You will do the one thing that nobody has ever done 1090 01:03:59.923 --> 01:04:02.099 in the history of the world. 1091 01:04:02.142 --> 01:04:05.058 Made Africa a whole sovereign nation. 1092 01:04:05.102 --> 01:04:09.280 And given it its own independence from White European influence. 1093 01:04:09.323 --> 01:04:12.544 What's so great about this Alejandro guy? 1094 01:04:12.587 --> 01:04:14.502 And why do they call him great? 1095 01:04:14.546 --> 01:04:17.897 -He's, uh, a conqueror-- -I think he's Alexander the Liar. 1096 01:04:19.116 --> 01:04:22.989 -Yes. -He never met the Priestess in the Libyan desert. 1097 01:04:23.033 --> 01:04:24.904 I'm the chosen one. 1098 01:04:24.948 --> 01:04:27.907 -The Priestess returns during my presidency. -Yes. 1099 01:04:27.951 --> 01:04:30.692 I'll be the greatest president in the history of the world. 1100 01:04:30.736 --> 01:04:34.871 Europe's been sucking the breast of Africa for far too long. 1101 01:04:34.914 --> 01:04:38.265 400 years is long enough. We're cutting off their aid. 1102 01:04:38.309 --> 01:04:40.920 And a few other parts, if you get my drift. 1103 01:04:43.183 --> 01:04:45.882 I told the European leaders at the NATO meeting, 1104 01:04:45.925 --> 01:04:47.579 especially the French president, 1105 01:04:47.622 --> 01:04:50.364 the US will no longer spend taxpayer money 1106 01:04:50.408 --> 01:04:52.410 protecting their interests in Africa anymore. 1107 01:04:52.453 --> 01:04:55.456 I'll withdraw all US troops from Africa. 1108 01:04:55.500 --> 01:04:56.893 You know what? 1109 01:04:58.068 --> 01:05:00.809 I never liked President George Washington. 1110 01:05:00.853 --> 01:05:05.205 Some third rate historians claim that he's the richest president of all time. 1111 01:05:05.249 --> 01:05:07.555 Well, I'm here to tell you that he's not. 1112 01:05:07.599 --> 01:05:10.428 I'm the richest president of all time. 1113 01:05:10.471 --> 01:05:12.996 George Washington had plantations. 1114 01:05:13.039 --> 01:05:15.694 He was a slave owner and he was racist. 1115 01:05:15.737 --> 01:05:19.393 I didn't like that other fella either. Jefferson. 1116 01:05:19.437 --> 01:05:22.831 -The one that had sex with all the Black girls. -Yeah. 1117 01:05:22.875 --> 01:05:25.486 I really loved President Abraham Lincoln. 1118 01:05:25.530 --> 01:05:30.709 He freed the slaves and won the war. And I love winners. 1119 01:05:30.752 --> 01:05:33.581 That was a great win for the United States. 1120 01:05:33.625 --> 01:05:36.280 -The Civil War. - I love his attitude. 1121 01:05:36.323 --> 01:05:39.326 I never liked President Andrew Johnson. 1122 01:05:39.370 --> 01:05:42.677 Sleazy, crazy Johnson's what I like to call him. 1123 01:05:42.721 --> 01:05:46.638 I bet he had something to do with the assassination of President Lincoln. 1124 01:05:46.681 --> 01:05:50.555 My foundation has donated so much 1125 01:05:50.598 --> 01:05:52.557 to the Metropolitan Museum. 1126 01:05:53.775 --> 01:05:56.213 Can-- can I see your pictures? 1127 01:05:56.256 --> 01:05:58.345 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1128 01:05:58.389 --> 01:06:01.348 We have a picture of the Priestess. 1129 01:06:01.392 --> 01:06:04.177 She's pretty hot. 1130 01:06:04.221 --> 01:06:06.092 When do I get to meet her? 1131 01:06:06.136 --> 01:06:07.441 Very soon. 1132 01:06:07.485 --> 01:06:10.009 This is her now. 2020. 1133 01:06:10.053 --> 01:06:12.969 I don't know what she uses, maybe a lot of cocoa butter. 1134 01:06:13.012 --> 01:06:14.535 Yeah. -There's another one right here. 1135 01:06:14.579 --> 01:06:18.409 The statue of her in Metropolitan Museum. 1136 01:06:18.452 --> 01:06:19.976 She's not wearing a bra. 1137 01:06:20.977 --> 01:06:22.674 I'm sorry, sir. 1138 01:06:22.717 --> 01:06:26.069 She'll be back in 400 years to choose a king. 1139 01:06:26.112 --> 01:06:28.419 These are the maps of her travels, 1140 01:06:28.462 --> 01:06:30.551 leading them from the area of Egypt 1141 01:06:30.595 --> 01:06:33.685 down to the Niger River. 1142 01:06:33.728 --> 01:06:35.861 Did you draw this? 1143 01:06:35.904 --> 01:06:37.036 I did, actually. 1144 01:06:38.081 --> 01:06:41.084 And here's a map of Africa. 1145 01:06:42.259 --> 01:06:46.089 We get Sebastian to unite all these nations here. 1146 01:06:46.132 --> 01:06:47.742 -Hmm. -When you do that, sir, 1147 01:06:47.786 --> 01:06:50.397 you will be the greatest man in history. 1148 01:06:50.441 --> 01:06:52.617 I'll be the greatest president of all time, won't I? 1149 01:06:52.660 --> 01:06:54.401 All time, sir. 1150 01:06:54.445 --> 01:06:58.362 You will be the one man who made Africa great again. 1151 01:07:03.802 --> 01:07:05.456 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 1152 01:07:05.499 --> 01:07:08.285 I-- I have, I have-- What do you call one of them? 1153 01:07:08.328 --> 01:07:09.982 -Hi-- uh, Holiness. -Your Holiness. 1154 01:07:10.026 --> 01:07:12.941 I don't think that we've actually been introduced. 1155 01:07:14.465 --> 01:07:16.510 I know who you are, Mr. Wanker. 1156 01:07:16.554 --> 01:07:19.731 Uh, it's "Wan-kay", um... Wow. 1157 01:07:19.774 --> 01:07:22.342 It seems I underestimated His Majesty 1158 01:07:22.386 --> 01:07:26.129 and I may have underestimated his people. 1159 01:07:26.172 --> 01:07:29.219 So I suppose what I'm asking you for is, uh... 1160 01:07:30.611 --> 01:07:32.744 Would you furnish me with some advice? 1161 01:07:33.745 --> 01:07:37.140 You don't seem to try to understand his people. 1162 01:07:38.228 --> 01:07:40.186 Ever heard of emotional intelligence? 1163 01:07:42.232 --> 01:07:43.755 Bye, Mr. Wanker. 1164 01:07:45.670 --> 01:07:47.280 Bye. 1165 01:07:47.324 --> 01:07:50.544 "Wan-kay." I, um... understand the people. 1166 01:07:52.981 --> 01:07:53.982 Look that up. 1167 01:08:00.032 --> 01:08:02.600 Uh, hello, Your Majesty. 1168 01:08:02.643 --> 01:08:06.038 I am Vice President Malcolm Youngblood. 1169 01:08:06.082 --> 01:08:09.955 I'm honored to call you on behalf of the President of the United States. 1170 01:08:09.998 --> 01:08:12.088 He wishes to congratulate you. 1171 01:08:12.958 --> 01:08:15.874 Mr. President is so proud, as is the entire nation, that 1172 01:08:15.917 --> 01:08:19.660 that an American citizen was chosen to become king. 1173 01:08:21.053 --> 01:08:23.447 And, Your Majesty, on a personal note, 1174 01:08:23.490 --> 01:08:25.449 I just wanted to say this is, uh... 1175 01:08:27.190 --> 01:08:28.843 the happiest day of my life. 1176 01:08:32.195 --> 01:08:33.239 Where are they? 1177 01:08:34.893 --> 01:08:37.113 -How you dey? How-- - I dey! 1178 01:08:38.114 --> 01:08:40.681 -How you dey? -I dey! 1179 01:08:41.900 --> 01:08:45.947 -I understand the people. How you dey? -Hey! 1180 01:08:51.866 --> 01:08:54.130 Fellow Americans, 1181 01:08:54.173 --> 01:08:56.349 as you may all be aware, 1182 01:08:56.393 --> 01:09:01.354 the news of the arrival of the Oracle to our nation 1183 01:09:01.398 --> 01:09:04.314 has been on all major news and social media. 1184 01:09:04.357 --> 01:09:09.101 I've just received a briefing from the National Security Council 1185 01:09:09.145 --> 01:09:11.582 that it is indeed true 1186 01:09:11.625 --> 01:09:16.630 that an American citizen has been chosen by the Oracle 1187 01:09:16.674 --> 01:09:20.808 to be the new king in the Kingdom of Africa. 1188 01:09:20.852 --> 01:09:23.985 I have spoken with His Majesty the King 1189 01:09:24.029 --> 01:09:27.380 and I have told him how proud I am, 1190 01:09:27.424 --> 01:09:32.255 as is the entire nation to have an American king. 1191 01:09:32.298 --> 01:09:36.389 Tonight... I signed the executive order 1192 01:09:36.433 --> 01:09:40.176 that authorizes Vice President Youngblood 1193 01:09:40.219 --> 01:09:42.917 to lead a White House delegation, 1194 01:09:42.961 --> 01:09:45.790 along with congressional leaders, 1195 01:09:45.833 --> 01:09:50.229 to Africa for the coronation of the new king. 1196 01:09:50.273 --> 01:09:54.190 I've also put forth an executive bill to Congress... 1197 01:09:55.103 --> 01:09:59.195 called the African Renaissance and Reparation Act. 1198 01:09:59.238 --> 01:10:04.461 Requesting Congress to gift $1 trillion to the American King. 1199 01:10:05.331 --> 01:10:08.856 This will be used to protect and rebuild Africa 1200 01:10:08.900 --> 01:10:11.816 as a form of reparations 1201 01:10:11.859 --> 01:10:14.601 for 400 years of slavery. 1202 01:10:14.645 --> 01:10:17.256 May God bless the United States of America... 1203 01:10:18.301 --> 01:10:20.694 and make Africa great again.