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[woman exhales]
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[distant sirens blaring]
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I don't need a babysitter anymore.
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[eerie music playing]
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-[tense music playing]
-[panting]
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[music intensifies]
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-Hey, buddy. You OK?
-I... I just...
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[Cole pants]
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I thought...
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-[grunt]
-[panting]
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[sighs]
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[Cole] High school is worse
than a near-death experience.
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I can confidently tell you that because
I almost died five times in one night.
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I faced my fears.
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I conquered my demons. I...
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I survived.
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But she left no evidence.
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And for the past two years,
nobody believes me.
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-[man] We didn't find anyone, kid.
-My name's Cole.
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[man] Cole, sorry. Are you sure
there was someone else in there?
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There was when I drove into it.
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[Cole] Everyone assumed
that I made it all up. That I'm crazy.
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You wanna know what the only thing
worse than being invisible is?
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Not being invisible.
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Toss this pussy
into the mental ward, guys.
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[Cole] It's my own fault.
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I told everybody what happened. The...
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dead cops, the blood,
the guy with no shirt for no reason.
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I feel like Sarah Connor in Terminator 2,
trying to convince people robots are real.
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But... [exhales]
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the worst part is...
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I miss her.
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I get it. I get it.
You're a weird little dude
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with a crush on a murderous,
fictitious babysitter.
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-Freshman year's hard for everybody.
-No, I...
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I'm a junior.
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-You're a junior?
-Yeah. I've been coming for three years.
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-Your little punk-ass a junior?
-Mm-hmm.
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That settles it.
We just gotta get you laid.
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-That's your advice?
-That's what the fuck came out my mouth.
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-Aren't you also the nurse?
-Yes! From eight till two, I'm the nurse.
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Before that, I'm the guidance counselor.
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I went to Cornell, motherfucker!
I'm a psychiatrist!
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Why do you work here then?
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Why you breaking my balls? Why you...
I thought we were cool. We cool?
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-Yeah.
-I thought we were boys.
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Look, you're not my only student,
you know what I'm saying?
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I got 27 other kids out there.
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Some have gonorrhea, some of 'em
are more bipolar than Kanye West.
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Some of 'em got chlamydia.
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Yeast on your dick, gets in your mouth.
The shit gets in your eyes.
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-So gross!
-In your fucking eyes!
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This is a herpes couch you sitting on.
Herpes everywhere on this thing.
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[bell ringing]
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You hear that? That's the bell.
That means it's eight o'clock.
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Dr. Davis is checking out,
Big Carl's checking in.
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-Time for your flu shot.
-What?
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-Take a shot, or I'll kick some ass.
-What? No! No, no!
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[echoing scream]
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[rock riff plays]
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[student] Pussy!
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[girl] Loser.
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Come on.
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[guitar melody playing]
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[Melanie] Hey.
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Hey, Melanie.
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-Hey, you good?
-Me? Yeah... No.
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-[splutters] I'm great, actually.
-OK.
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-But you should tell your face.
-It's that obvious?
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You were with me that night.
You saw what I saw, right?
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-I mean, Bee, the cops, the blood--
-Cole...
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You gotta help me out.
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Didn't Dr. Davis say
not to talk about this stuff?
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Big Carl talks a lot
about "prioritizing positive memories,"
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like the time he saw Rihanna
at Outback Steakhouse.
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[snickers] Look,
that night you're talking about
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had running and hiding,
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but it also had kissing.
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Maybe just remember the kissing.
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You know?
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Besides,
you're supposed to hate this place.
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Any guy that thrives in high school
ends up prematurely bald
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with erectile dysfunction.
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-Oh, is that true?
-Yeah.
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Yo, Noodle!
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Please don't call me that.
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Come on, it's the cutest nickname!
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I thought you gave me the cutest nickname.
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There's nothing cute about you, Diego.
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-[boy 2 laughs] Touché, Boom Boom.
-Get off my dick, Jimmy.
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How you holding up, little man?
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Me? Good.
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Let me know if you need anything,
like a ride to the hospital or something.
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-I'm here for you, bro.
-OK.
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Yo, Jimmy!
You coming to the lake this weekend?
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Yeah, boy!
DJ Jimmy Jammy will be in full effect.
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[imitates bike revving]
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-Wanna walk to class with us?
-No, I'm just gonna go on my own.
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I admire your independence, little bro.
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I could never be cool with
not having friends. Peace, Coleslaw.
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Oh! Whoa! [girl 2 laughs]
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[man] Faust was a man
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who must ponder questions
on his own existential belief.
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So, therefore, what Mephistopheles wanted
from Dr. Faust
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-was answers on faith and--
-[knocking at door]
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["The Way I Walk" playing]
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All right, all you lions.
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This is our new transfer student,
Phoebe Atwell.
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She comes to us from
the Guardian Angel Program,
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where upstanding adult citizens
nominate disenfranchised youths
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from juvenile hall
to assimilate back into society.
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Let's give her a warm lion welcome.
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Roa--
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[bar squeaks]
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Class...
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[students roar unenthusiastically]
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[woman laughs]
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So, Phoebe,
tell us three things about yourself.
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[gulps]
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Well,
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I think snakes
are the most misunderstood reptiles...
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my favorite movie vacillates between
Deliverance or anything by Rob Reiner...
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and I'm late.
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What are you talking about?
You're right on time.
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Oh no, Principal Highbridge, my period.
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I'm nine days late.
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Oh.
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And Goddamn it, I was on the fence,
but I think I might keep it now.
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[plop]
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Because, looking...
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at all
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of your beautiful faces, I... [exhales]
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I'm just so overcome with optimism
for our future...
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I just wanna fucking scream.
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[Phoebe chuckles]
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[high-pitched scream]
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[screaming continues]
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[exhales]
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[music resumes]
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♪ The way I walk
Is just the way I walk... ♪
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[principal] All right. Uh, carry on,
Mr. Nordy. Chuckles, let's go.
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Hey, gingerpop,
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move your ass and leave the yogurt.
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♪ Just the way I smile ♪
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♪ Touch me baby, and I'll go hog wild ♪
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♪ The way I love is just the way I love ♪
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You crazy bitch.
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[mom] Hey, so I was reading this article
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-about St. John's wort.
-[Dad] Uh-huh.
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It's this, like...
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[splutters] ...homeopathy,
or homeopathy?
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Oh, I have no idea.
If you're asking me, I have no idea.
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-But cone of silence?
-Yeah.
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Sometimes I still get a little creeped out
with the whole Cole situation.
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[scoffs]
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-You're creeped out by your own kid?
-Yeah.
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I'm not creeped out,
but don't you think...
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-It's possible, right?
-What?
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-Like, don't you think--
-[both] Hey!
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Hey, buddy. [in Italian accent]
We just make a nice meal for you!
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-Yeah, rack of lamb, and, uh, and...
-And, uh, potato!
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-The potatoes and the broccolini.
-[laughs]
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-[Dad] The whole smorgasbord.
-How long you want me to take those for?
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[in normal voice]
Just... until you start feeling better.
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Yeah, buddy, just to keep
the imagination episodes at bay.
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It's...
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-Not forever.
-It's not forever.
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OK.
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But you know what is forever?
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Settin' the table.
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-[in Italian accent] You set-a the table.
-Oh, here he goes.
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[sighs]
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[computer chiming]
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Hey... Hey, Melanie.
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[clears throat] How's it go...
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[chiming continues]
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-[Melanie] Hey.
-Hey back. Hey back to you.
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Hey. [laughs]
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Um, OK, so,
I had a question about the lit paper.
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Oh, yeah, cool. Um...
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So, it's themes in Faust, right?
So, what do you think?
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-I see Gretchen as kind of an underdog.
-Yeah.
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A lonely character with a troubled past.
And then... then she's kinda executed.
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-I know. It's really--
-[chuckles]
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Whoa! [chuckles]
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That's a big bottle of lotion
you got there.
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Huh? Oh, th...
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No, this is, um...
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-It's 'cause I...
-[giggling]
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I just have exceptionally dry elbows.
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-Sexually dry?
-Exceptionally--
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-[knocking at door]
-Knock, knock. Oh, hey! Uh...
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I didn't mean to interrupt.
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-I'm sorry. You guys getting naked?
-No...
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-[Melanie] Mr. Johnson, what are you...
-You taking each other's clothes off?
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-No, Dad.
-We're not doing that.
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I... I didn't wanna ruin the moment.
I thought you guys were
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-hooking up online.
-Oh God.
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-Dad, it's not like that.
-Online hook-up.
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-'Cause you had the lotions out.
-I have exceptionally dry elbows.
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-But lotion's also used to masturbate.
-Dad! No! Why? Why?
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Uh-oh. Well...
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-Oh...
-[Dad] Hey! Hey!
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You and Melanie? What?
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Tell me. Come on. Are you guys a thing?
You're not a thing? What's happening?
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She...
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-doesn't see me like that.
-What?
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Her loss.
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And your gain.
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Or I'm not sure how it's your gain,
but it's her loss.
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OK.
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[inhales deeply] So, look, I know
you don't wanna take those pills,
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but you gotta show your mom and I
that you're at least trying.
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OK? Could you do that for me?
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I am trying, but you want me to tell you
that it was all in my head?
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Well, you know...
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I mean,
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I just want you to get better, you know?
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Get you back to feeling normal.
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-What if I'll never be normal?
-Don't say that.
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It's hard, but...
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-it's through adversity that--
-That we find our strength.
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We find our strength. Yes.
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I know.
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You've told me a thousand times, but...
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But you've also told me
to stay true to myself.
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Yes.
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And...
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-And now you're asking me to lie.
-I'm not asking you to lie.
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It happened, Dad.
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I...
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OK.
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OK.
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I'm telling you the truth.
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Good night.
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I love you.
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If you don't like that lotion,
I have another that--
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Dad, just... God!
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-He still believes it happened.
-OK.
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-So, we're gonna do this.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Tomorrow.
-Yes.
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We're going to pick him up
at lunch tomorrow...
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together. OK?
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Cole, come on. You're gonna be late.
247
00:11:44.375 --> 00:11:46.208
I can't find my lit paper anywhere!
248
00:11:46.625 --> 00:11:48.833
-[Dad] Did you check up your butt?
-Where?
249
00:11:48.916 --> 00:11:50.958
[Dad laughs] I'm kidding.
I have no idea, man.
250
00:11:51.041 --> 00:11:52.791
I barely know how old I am anymore.
251
00:11:58.125 --> 00:12:00.291
[Cole] "Saint Gabe's Psychiatric Academy"?
252
00:12:01.625 --> 00:12:02.958
1:00 p.m. today?
253
00:12:03.833 --> 00:12:05.083
[Dad] Cole, come on, man.
254
00:12:05.916 --> 00:12:07.458
Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming.
255
00:12:08.666 --> 00:12:10.541
-[Dad] Do you wanna drive?
-[Cole] No.
256
00:12:10.625 --> 00:12:12.750
[Dad] All right. I don't want to either,
but I'll do it.
257
00:12:12.833 --> 00:12:14.208
-[Cole] Melanie.
-What's up?
258
00:12:14.291 --> 00:12:16.708
-They're sending me away. Today.
-What? Let me see.
259
00:12:17.750 --> 00:12:18.625
What?
260
00:12:19.083 --> 00:12:19.916
No.
261
00:12:20.000 --> 00:12:22.791
It's not you.
It's this place that's making you crazy.
262
00:12:22.875 --> 00:12:24.125
You need to get out of here.
263
00:12:24.833 --> 00:12:27.458
I mean, you need to get out of town,
clear your head.
264
00:12:29.708 --> 00:12:33.583
We're all going to the lake this weekend.
Just come with me. I'm leaving at lunch.
265
00:12:33.666 --> 00:12:36.875
-My parents would never let me do that.
-You're not gonna ask your parents,
266
00:12:36.958 --> 00:12:38.833
just like I'm not gonna ask my dad.
267
00:12:38.916 --> 00:12:41.458
And I already took his car, so...
268
00:12:41.916 --> 00:12:43.041
You took your dad's car?
269
00:12:44.666 --> 00:12:47.833
I don't know. I don't think
that's a good idea, because--
270
00:12:50.583 --> 00:12:51.416
[Cole] Uh...
271
00:12:51.833 --> 00:12:53.500
They're to make me less anxious,
272
00:12:53.583 --> 00:12:55.958
but they just kinda make me feel
like somebody else.
273
00:12:56.041 --> 00:12:57.083
And I pass out.
274
00:12:57.916 --> 00:13:02.666
It's no big deal.
I mean, everyone is on some shit.
275
00:13:03.041 --> 00:13:04.000
-Really?
-Yeah.
276
00:13:04.375 --> 00:13:07.333
We're all just kids doing little hacks
to try and live our best life.
277
00:13:07.416 --> 00:13:10.166
Like, look, Brian Pankauskas.
278
00:13:10.250 --> 00:13:12.916
The kid with the pubey Zorro 'stache.
279
00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:15.541
Adderall. Gets distracted while sleeping.
280
00:13:15.625 --> 00:13:17.083
-[boy] Brian, we're late.
-Oh.
281
00:13:18.500 --> 00:13:20.041
And then over there,
282
00:13:20.708 --> 00:13:21.791
Mia Hughes.
283
00:13:22.291 --> 00:13:24.333
AKA, Mia "Howard" Hughes.
284
00:13:24.875 --> 00:13:25.833
[Mia] No cracks.
285
00:13:25.916 --> 00:13:28.541
[Melanie] Her OCD is so bad,
if she steps on a crack,
286
00:13:28.625 --> 00:13:30.583
she thinks her uterus is gonna explode.
287
00:13:30.666 --> 00:13:33.125
No!
288
00:13:33.458 --> 00:13:34.708
Damn.
289
00:13:38.916 --> 00:13:41.166
What about the new girl?
What's she on?
290
00:13:41.583 --> 00:13:44.166
Hey, girl.
You going to the lake this weekend?
291
00:13:44.250 --> 00:13:46.541
Oh yeah. I can't wait to finger you.
292
00:13:48.708 --> 00:13:50.375
[Melanie] Unclear, but...
293
00:13:51.166 --> 00:13:52.791
I heard she killed her parents.
294
00:13:53.166 --> 00:13:55.791
-Seriously? Where'd you hear that?
-Like, everywhere.
295
00:13:56.500 --> 00:14:00.375
Can you imagine what kinda psycho
you'd have to be to butcher your parents?
296
00:14:01.208 --> 00:14:02.208
[gasps]
297
00:14:02.541 --> 00:14:06.458
[ethereal music playing]
298
00:14:06.541 --> 00:14:08.041
[keys jingle]
299
00:14:13.375 --> 00:14:14.541
[Phoebe] What the hell?
300
00:14:19.041 --> 00:14:20.541
Look, the lake,
301
00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:22.000
one weekend,
302
00:14:22.708 --> 00:14:23.875
you and me.
303
00:14:24.750 --> 00:14:25.916
OK?
304
00:14:27.833 --> 00:14:30.250
Bye, Mel. Bye, Mel... Fuck!
305
00:14:31.666 --> 00:14:34.250
[Nordy] Faust was a man
who must ponder questions
306
00:14:34.333 --> 00:14:36.041
on his own existential...
307
00:14:36.125 --> 00:14:39.041
[growling]
308
00:14:39.125 --> 00:14:41.666
[crunching, squelching]
309
00:14:41.750 --> 00:14:42.791
[ding]
310
00:14:43.333 --> 00:14:47.375
[Nordy] ...his moral integrity
to achieve power and success.
311
00:14:47.833 --> 00:14:48.666
Cole?
312
00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:50.750
Care to summarize what I was just saying?
313
00:14:52.083 --> 00:14:53.125
[chuckles lightly]
314
00:14:55.625 --> 00:14:56.625
[Cole gasps]
315
00:14:57.166 --> 00:14:59.208
[students laughing]
316
00:14:59.291 --> 00:15:02.041
-[girl] Oh, that's gotta hurt!
-[boy] Nice, dude!
317
00:15:02.708 --> 00:15:03.708
[girl 2] Yeah!
318
00:15:04.041 --> 00:15:04.958
[grunts]
319
00:15:05.375 --> 00:15:06.875
[boy 2 laughing]
320
00:15:07.458 --> 00:15:09.666
Um, I think that, uh...
321
00:15:10.791 --> 00:15:11.791
It means that...
322
00:15:12.958 --> 00:15:14.583
taking shortcuts is a cop-out.
323
00:15:14.666 --> 00:15:19.166
And getting something without actually
working for it is ultimately unrewarding.
324
00:15:19.250 --> 00:15:21.125
[bell ringing]
325
00:15:21.208 --> 00:15:23.333
OK, class. That's lunch.
326
00:15:23.875 --> 00:15:24.875
Hey, Cole,
327
00:15:25.375 --> 00:15:28.791
Principal Highbridge asked
to see you in her office on your way out.
328
00:15:29.375 --> 00:15:30.791
I believe your parents are here.
329
00:15:32.708 --> 00:15:35.208
Hey. It's red pill, blue pill time.
330
00:15:36.416 --> 00:15:37.833
-[tense music playing]
-[heartbeats]
331
00:15:37.916 --> 00:15:40.083
[breathing heavily]
332
00:15:42.500 --> 00:15:44.375
[heartbeats increase]
333
00:15:45.375 --> 00:15:47.708
[Dad's voice] I just want you
to get better, you know?
334
00:15:47.791 --> 00:15:49.458
Get you back to feeling normal.
335
00:15:51.333 --> 00:15:52.708
[thud]
336
00:15:54.541 --> 00:15:55.541
[gate clangs shut]
337
00:15:57.166 --> 00:15:58.333
[echoing keys jingling]
338
00:16:05.750 --> 00:16:06.583
[sighs]
339
00:16:11.916 --> 00:16:12.916
I'm not going back.
340
00:16:14.208 --> 00:16:15.583
[Wild West music stab]
341
00:16:16.000 --> 00:16:17.291
Thelma and Louise.
342
00:16:18.333 --> 00:16:21.291
This is the sickest car I've ever seen!
343
00:16:23.416 --> 00:16:24.708
-[Cole grunts]
-[gasps]
344
00:16:24.791 --> 00:16:26.625
[Jimmy] Come on, Boom Boom. Move it.
345
00:16:27.458 --> 00:16:29.916
-[Melanie] Careful!
-Cole Brew, glad you decided to join.
346
00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:32.333
Gonna have some fun.
Set our dicks on fire, huh?
347
00:16:32.416 --> 00:16:33.291
What?
348
00:16:33.375 --> 00:16:34.666
OK, let's go.
349
00:16:34.750 --> 00:16:37.208
-[engine revving]
-[tires squealing]
350
00:16:39.416 --> 00:16:41.500
-[Mom] He's never ditched school.
-[Dad] I understand.
351
00:16:41.583 --> 00:16:43.166
-[Mom] He's not that kid.
-Try it again,
352
00:16:43.250 --> 00:16:45.125
but I don't think
the doorbell actually rings.
353
00:16:45.208 --> 00:16:47.041
-How do you know?
-In fact, I know it doesn't.
354
00:16:48.500 --> 00:16:49.541
Juan!
355
00:16:50.041 --> 00:16:52.583
-How do you know it's broken?
-It didn't ring last time I was here.
356
00:16:52.666 --> 00:16:53.708
When were you here?
357
00:16:54.958 --> 00:16:55.958
Oh, I came by.
358
00:16:56.041 --> 00:16:57.000
To do...
359
00:16:57.083 --> 00:16:58.875
[spluttering] Uh, just to hang.
360
00:17:00.375 --> 00:17:02.125
-What were you doing?
-I don't know.
361
00:17:02.208 --> 00:17:04.375
We were, like, playing video games and...
362
00:17:04.458 --> 00:17:07.041
-And what? What?
-I smoked a little weed,
363
00:17:07.125 --> 00:17:09.416
I haven't smoked weed in a while,
and I didn't wanna say.
364
00:17:09.500 --> 00:17:11.500
-[Mom] You can't--
-Sorry, I'm acting like an idiot.
365
00:17:12.583 --> 00:17:14.458
Was that the night
you tried to stick it in my--
366
00:17:15.250 --> 00:17:17.375
-[Mom] Hey.
-What's up, neighbs? Where the party at?
367
00:17:18.458 --> 00:17:20.208
-Cole's missing.
-[Juan] Oh no!
368
00:17:20.291 --> 00:17:22.083
-They said--
-How does this concern me?
369
00:17:22.166 --> 00:17:25.541
We heard that maybe he and Melanie
might've ditched together. So...
370
00:17:25.625 --> 00:17:27.375
Totally. That's what she does.
371
00:17:27.458 --> 00:17:29.333
My daughter is DTF.
372
00:17:29.416 --> 00:17:30.875
-DTF?
-"Down to fuck"?
373
00:17:30.958 --> 00:17:34.916
Ditches Thursdays Fridays.
Today is Thursday, so, yeah, she ditched.
374
00:17:35.000 --> 00:17:37.458
OK. He's fine.
He's with Melanie, they're teenagers...
375
00:17:37.541 --> 00:17:41.083
-In fact, I think they might be an item.
-[Juan] Are you kidding?
376
00:17:41.166 --> 00:17:42.833
-No, I'm not.
-Melanie's with Jimmy now.
377
00:17:42.916 --> 00:17:44.500
-[Mom] Who's Jimmy?
-You guys know Jimmy?
378
00:17:44.583 --> 00:17:45.750
-We don't.
-I don't know Jimmy.
379
00:17:45.833 --> 00:17:47.833
Oh my God. Kid is so hilar!
380
00:17:47.916 --> 00:17:50.291
I just slid into his DMs,
and we've been, like,
381
00:17:50.375 --> 00:17:52.291
trading back and forth GIFs and memes.
382
00:17:52.375 --> 00:17:55.291
-Like, so many LOLs, ROTFLs, LMAOs.
-[Mom] OK. Well...
383
00:17:55.750 --> 00:17:57.291
-Juan, um...
-[Juan] Juan.
384
00:17:57.791 --> 00:17:59.041
...if you had to guess,
385
00:17:59.125 --> 00:18:02.250
if they were together,
where do you think they could've gone?
386
00:18:02.333 --> 00:18:05.458
Everything's fine.
Come in. Pinot gris party.
387
00:18:05.541 --> 00:18:07.458
-Maybe a little Xbox.
-Do you have the new Halo?
388
00:18:07.541 --> 00:18:08.583
-[sighs]
-[Juan] I do.
389
00:18:08.666 --> 00:18:10.875
-[Dad] Yes!
-But I am Fortnite Nation, bitch. Whoo!
390
00:18:10.958 --> 00:18:13.083
Honey,
I think he's out there being social.
391
00:18:13.166 --> 00:18:15.250
-I'm actually put at ease.
-You are?
392
00:18:15.333 --> 00:18:16.875
-I'm feeling good.
-Great, you're happy.
393
00:18:16.958 --> 00:18:17.916
-Um, Juan?
-Yeah.
394
00:18:18.000 --> 00:18:19.916
Clearly, you don't care where your kid is.
395
00:18:20.000 --> 00:18:22.458
-[Juan] No.
-But what about your other baby?
396
00:18:22.833 --> 00:18:24.541
What are you talking about?
397
00:18:24.625 --> 00:18:26.041
Where might she have gone?
398
00:18:26.833 --> 00:18:27.791
-[Mom] Halo?
-I'm...
399
00:18:29.583 --> 00:18:30.416
[gasps]
400
00:18:31.166 --> 00:18:32.583
[Juan] Fuck! No.
401
00:18:32.666 --> 00:18:33.625
Seriously?
402
00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:38.166
If your crazy kid fucks my car again,
I fuck you!
403
00:18:38.250 --> 00:18:40.583
I fuck both of you. Fucked!
404
00:18:41.291 --> 00:18:44.875
[both] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh!
405
00:18:44.958 --> 00:18:46.208
Ooh! Silly string.
406
00:18:48.083 --> 00:18:49.916
[Jimmy laughs] He's paying.
407
00:18:50.333 --> 00:18:51.666
-[doorbell chimes]
-[sighs]
408
00:18:52.500 --> 00:18:56.083
Sorry. I didn't know they were
driving with us till last minute.
409
00:18:56.166 --> 00:18:57.041
It's OK.
410
00:18:57.708 --> 00:19:00.708
But as soon as we get to the houseboat,
we're gonna have so much fun.
411
00:19:00.791 --> 00:19:04.750
Um... Melanie, it's really OK
if you just wanna be with them. I...
412
00:19:05.333 --> 00:19:07.125
You don't have to babysit me.
413
00:19:11.583 --> 00:19:13.208
-Hey, Melanie?
-Yeah?
414
00:19:15.125 --> 00:19:16.125
Thank you...
415
00:19:16.875 --> 00:19:18.208
for believing in me.
416
00:19:18.958 --> 00:19:19.916
[chuckles]
417
00:19:21.625 --> 00:19:24.250
I've always believed in you, Cole.
418
00:19:26.083 --> 00:19:27.125
You're my best friend.
419
00:19:28.125 --> 00:19:29.291
-Yeah?
-[chuckles] Yeah.
420
00:19:29.375 --> 00:19:30.208
OK.
421
00:19:30.291 --> 00:19:31.166
But...
422
00:19:32.041 --> 00:19:33.083
Which one? This.
423
00:19:34.000 --> 00:19:35.625
La! Perfect.
424
00:19:35.708 --> 00:19:38.583
-Yeah?
-Yeah, it's perfect for the lake. Amazing.
425
00:19:40.416 --> 00:19:41.458
Let's go. Come on.
426
00:19:43.333 --> 00:19:44.375
[doorbell chimes]
427
00:19:46.916 --> 00:19:48.708
-Hey.
-Hey. Uh...
428
00:19:49.125 --> 00:19:50.916
-Anything else?
-Uh...
429
00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:51.916
[chuckles]
430
00:19:52.375 --> 00:19:54.291
-No, that... that's it.
-You sure?
431
00:19:54.375 --> 00:19:57.916
If you looked right behind me,
then that's where the rubbers are.
432
00:19:58.000 --> 00:20:00.791
-Do you want some?
-Oh no. She... she has a boyfriend.
433
00:20:00.875 --> 00:20:02.708
Fuck that guy. She's not into him.
434
00:20:03.125 --> 00:20:04.083
She's into you.
435
00:20:04.541 --> 00:20:05.375
Really?
436
00:20:05.458 --> 00:20:07.166
Magnum XLs.
437
00:20:08.708 --> 00:20:10.916
It's the Tiffany's box of condoms.
438
00:20:11.000 --> 00:20:12.666
Uh... OK.
439
00:20:13.166 --> 00:20:14.166
A hundred bucks.
440
00:20:14.250 --> 00:20:17.208
♪ Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon,
I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
441
00:20:17.291 --> 00:20:19.666
♪ But I can fe-fi or fo
Diddly-bum, here I come ♪
442
00:20:19.750 --> 00:20:22.208
♪ So Peter Piper
I'm hyper than Pinocchio's nose ♪
443
00:20:22.291 --> 00:20:24.666
♪ 'Cause I'm the supercalafragilistic
Tic-tac pro ♪
444
00:20:24.750 --> 00:20:27.250
♪ I gave my oopsy, daisy
Now you've got the crazy ♪
445
00:20:27.333 --> 00:20:29.750
♪ I'm crazy with the books
Googley-goo where's the gravy ♪
446
00:20:29.833 --> 00:20:32.250
♪ So one, skip the Ovaltine
I'd rather have a honeycomb ♪
447
00:20:32.333 --> 00:20:34.916
♪ Or preferably the sinsemilla
Let's spiggedy-spark the blunts, um ♪
448
00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:36.791
♪ Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun ♪
449
00:20:36.875 --> 00:20:39.083
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
450
00:20:39.166 --> 00:20:41.833
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
451
00:20:41.916 --> 00:20:44.208
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
452
00:20:44.833 --> 00:20:46.666
♪ Snap a neck for some live EFX ♪
453
00:20:47.083 --> 00:20:49.958
Thanks. And I'll be sure to tell them
Large Marge sent me.
454
00:20:50.041 --> 00:20:52.291
♪ Pretty sneaky sis, oh yo ♪
455
00:20:52.375 --> 00:20:54.666
I got my socks off, my rocks off
My Nestle's cup of cocoa
456
00:20:54.750 --> 00:20:57.208
♪ Holly Hobbie tried to slob me
Tried to rob me silly stunt ♪
457
00:20:57.291 --> 00:20:59.500
♪ Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun ♪
458
00:20:59.583 --> 00:21:00.458
♪ They want EFX... ♪
459
00:21:01.500 --> 00:21:03.375
Cole, let's go. Come on.
460
00:21:04.125 --> 00:21:05.958
[whooping]
461
00:21:07.500 --> 00:21:09.208
♪ Snap a neck for some live EFX ♪
462
00:21:09.291 --> 00:21:11.625
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
463
00:21:11.708 --> 00:21:14.041
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
464
00:21:14.125 --> 00:21:16.625
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
465
00:21:17.166 --> 00:21:19.041
♪ Snap a neck for some live EFX ♪
466
00:21:19.125 --> 00:21:20.333
♪ Yahoo, hidee-ho ♪
467
00:21:20.416 --> 00:21:23.958
♪ Yup, I'm coming around the stretch
So here Fido boy, fetch, boy, fetch ♪
468
00:21:24.041 --> 00:21:26.166
♪ Got the rope-a-dope a slippery choker
Look at me get raw ♪
469
00:21:26.250 --> 00:21:28.750
♪ And I'm the hickory-dickory
Top of morning boogoloo big jaw... ♪
470
00:21:28.833 --> 00:21:29.708
Hey!
471
00:21:30.333 --> 00:21:31.791
Hey. What do you think?
472
00:21:32.208 --> 00:21:35.291
Look, everyone's having
so much fun, right? It's cool!
473
00:21:35.375 --> 00:21:36.541
-It's crazy!
-I'm...
474
00:21:37.041 --> 00:21:39.250
-Yeah, I... I'm not gonna go. I...
-What?
475
00:21:39.333 --> 00:21:40.833
-I can't do this. I--
-Cole.
476
00:21:42.416 --> 00:21:43.250
Look at me.
477
00:21:43.958 --> 00:21:45.541
[Jimmy] My boat, baby!
478
00:21:45.625 --> 00:21:46.625
They're normal.
479
00:21:46.958 --> 00:21:50.208
[Jimmy] Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
480
00:21:50.291 --> 00:21:51.541
I'm not.
481
00:21:53.333 --> 00:21:56.500
I... I should just go back.
I should go to a psychiatric high school.
482
00:21:56.583 --> 00:21:59.291
I should get on board
with what literally everyone's telling me.
483
00:21:59.375 --> 00:22:00.416
[Melanie] No! No!
484
00:22:01.958 --> 00:22:02.958
If you do that,
485
00:22:03.583 --> 00:22:04.583
then they win.
486
00:22:06.041 --> 00:22:07.041
You're innocent.
487
00:22:07.958 --> 00:22:09.625
That's what makes you so special.
488
00:22:10.708 --> 00:22:15.125
And I'm not leaving without you.
Come on! Have fun! Whoo!
489
00:22:18.500 --> 00:22:20.500
[dreamy music playing]
490
00:22:28.708 --> 00:22:29.708
[grunts]
491
00:22:44.208 --> 00:22:45.291
OK, sir.
492
00:22:45.375 --> 00:22:47.416
-Gonna need you to step back, OK?
-Yeah.
493
00:22:47.500 --> 00:22:49.541
-Shortcake, got a photo of your child?
-Shortcake?
494
00:22:49.625 --> 00:22:52.666
Doesn't matter. Um, yes. That's Cole.
495
00:22:52.750 --> 00:22:55.875
-K-O-L--
-No. No, a C-O-L-E.
496
00:22:55.958 --> 00:22:57.041
[officer] OK, got it.
497
00:22:57.125 --> 00:22:58.708
Chachi, photo of your baby.
498
00:23:02.416 --> 00:23:03.458
[Mom sighs]
499
00:23:03.541 --> 00:23:06.000
-What?
-[Dad] Officer, let me ask you something.
500
00:23:06.083 --> 00:23:09.333
Is there some sort
of traffic light face recognition,
501
00:23:09.416 --> 00:23:12.750
Alexa, Siri, always listening, uh...
502
00:23:13.166 --> 00:23:16.875
Orwellian obstructive tactic
that's used on all citizens at all times?
503
00:23:16.958 --> 00:23:19.083
I feel like I saw that on TV.
That exists, right?
504
00:23:19.166 --> 00:23:22.750
If that were real, the infidelity
wouldn't have caught me by surprise.
505
00:23:23.125 --> 00:23:25.000
-Fucking bitch!
-Who are you talking about?
506
00:23:25.083 --> 00:23:28.875
My boo. Look, nine out of ten runaways
are back by dinnertime.
507
00:23:28.958 --> 00:23:31.000
-He's not a runaway--
-Unless they got in a van,
508
00:23:31.083 --> 00:23:33.041
then they're dead.
But nothing to worry about.
509
00:23:33.125 --> 00:23:36.208
If they're not back by tomorrow,
I'll bring in ICE...
510
00:23:36.875 --> 00:23:38.541
ICE, baby.
511
00:23:41.000 --> 00:23:41.958
[thud]
512
00:23:45.250 --> 00:23:47.500
-OK, you heard "van."
-He got in a van!
513
00:23:47.583 --> 00:23:51.458
I heard "dinnertime." Let's go back
to the house, make dinner, he'll be home.
514
00:23:51.541 --> 00:23:53.166
-He's out having fun.
-That's a good idea.
515
00:23:53.250 --> 00:23:54.291
-Hey, Juan?
-Mmm?
516
00:23:54.375 --> 00:23:56.791
If you hear from them,
you'll call us, right?
517
00:23:57.625 --> 00:24:00.125
-He's never gonna call us.
-We're gonna divide and conquer.
518
00:24:00.208 --> 00:24:01.625
-OK, you stay here.
-Yes.
519
00:24:01.708 --> 00:24:03.125
-I'll go home.
-That's right.
520
00:24:03.708 --> 00:24:05.041
You're not gonna take pot.
521
00:24:05.875 --> 00:24:07.166
This is too important.
522
00:24:07.250 --> 00:24:08.375
[Melanie] Whoo!
523
00:24:08.458 --> 00:24:11.791
-[Diego] Yeah!
-[Jimmy] I'm king of the world, bitches!
524
00:24:11.875 --> 00:24:13.916
-Run down, huh?
-[Diego] Let's go down. Let's go!
525
00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:15.333
Come over here, bro!
526
00:24:15.416 --> 00:24:17.458
["Bust A Move" playing]
527
00:24:24.208 --> 00:24:25.958
♪ This here's a jam for all the fellas ♪
528
00:24:26.041 --> 00:24:28.166
♪ Tryin' to do
What those ladies tell us... ♪
529
00:24:31.708 --> 00:24:33.833
-[Melanie] Oh.
-[Diego] What took you so long, buddy?
530
00:24:34.291 --> 00:24:36.041
-No, I--
-What are you guys playing?
531
00:24:36.416 --> 00:24:37.666
[Diego] Two minutes in heaven.
532
00:24:37.750 --> 00:24:40.708
-Isn't it seven minutes in heaven?
-Two minutes is more realistic.
533
00:24:40.791 --> 00:24:42.333
-[snickers]
-[Diego] Dude!
534
00:24:42.416 --> 00:24:44.958
OK. OK. Let's see who has a pair.
535
00:24:45.041 --> 00:24:46.416
-OK, ready? One...
-What?
536
00:24:46.500 --> 00:24:48.458
...two, three.
537
00:24:51.375 --> 00:24:54.250
-[Boom Boom] Ooh.
-[Jimmy] Uh, don't be nervous, Cole.
538
00:24:54.625 --> 00:24:57.000
Looks like Cole and Melanie are up first.
539
00:24:58.333 --> 00:25:00.375
Gonna squirt your own silly string,
Cole Sore.
540
00:25:00.458 --> 00:25:01.750
-No--
-Let's go. To the closet.
541
00:25:01.833 --> 00:25:03.208
Cole, this is gonna be great.
542
00:25:03.291 --> 00:25:05.208
-Your first time with a girl, huh?
-[Cole] What?
543
00:25:05.291 --> 00:25:07.791
[Boom Boom] You ever touch a titty?
This might be your lucky day.
544
00:25:07.875 --> 00:25:10.666
-Have fun, kids. See you in two minutes.
-[Cole] Whoa, wait, hold on--
545
00:25:10.750 --> 00:25:13.708
Yo, Jimmy. You really gonna put your girl
in a closet with some dude?
546
00:25:13.791 --> 00:25:17.041
It's fine. I think he's used to being
in the closet. Am I right?
547
00:25:17.125 --> 00:25:19.791
[Jimmy] And it's Cole.
Not even sure he's got a dick.
548
00:25:20.291 --> 00:25:21.166
[Melanie laughs]
549
00:25:21.916 --> 00:25:23.708
-I have a penis.
-I know!
550
00:25:23.791 --> 00:25:26.375
Don't listen to Jimmy. He's an idiot.
551
00:25:27.208 --> 00:25:28.250
He's your boyfriend.
552
00:25:29.833 --> 00:25:31.500
Not for the next two minutes.
553
00:25:36.708 --> 00:25:39.208
["I Want To Know What Love Is" playing]
554
00:25:46.541 --> 00:25:48.875
♪ Now this mountain I must climb ♪
555
00:25:50.958 --> 00:25:53.666
♪ Feels like the world
Upon my shoulders... ♪
556
00:25:53.750 --> 00:25:56.166
Have you got a can of silly string
in your left pocket,
557
00:25:56.250 --> 00:25:58.208
or are you just really happy to see me?
558
00:25:58.875 --> 00:26:01.500
The, uh, silly string's
in my right pocket.
559
00:26:01.583 --> 00:26:02.750
[laughs] Cole!
560
00:26:07.000 --> 00:26:08.708
♪ In my life ♪
561
00:26:09.875 --> 00:26:13.000
♪ There's been heartache and pain ♪
562
00:26:13.625 --> 00:26:18.458
♪ I don't know if I can face it again... ♪
563
00:26:18.541 --> 00:26:20.666
Your elbows really are soft.
564
00:26:21.166 --> 00:26:22.458
They're my best feature.
565
00:26:22.541 --> 00:26:23.583
♪ I've traveled so... ♪
566
00:26:25.541 --> 00:26:27.125
Well, that's no fun. Come on.
567
00:26:27.208 --> 00:26:28.708
-Yo, yo, yo. Deal again.
-Next.
568
00:26:28.791 --> 00:26:30.958
-I wanna spend some time with Boom Boom.
-Pass.
569
00:26:31.041 --> 00:26:32.875
"Pass"? You can't pass!
570
00:26:33.291 --> 00:26:35.500
-Yeah, I'm not into STDs.
-[Diego] I don't have an STD!
571
00:26:35.583 --> 00:26:38.375
-[Boom Boom] You have alopecia.
-[Diego] Had, OK?
572
00:26:38.458 --> 00:26:39.583
My hair grew back.
573
00:26:40.458 --> 00:26:41.958
It's an autoimmune condition.
574
00:26:42.041 --> 00:26:43.750
I'm "autoimmune" to you, Diego.
575
00:26:43.833 --> 00:26:44.958
So ignorant.
576
00:26:46.541 --> 00:26:48.041
Yo, so you went crazy, right?
577
00:26:52.125 --> 00:26:54.708
-Diego, shut up.
-You saw a blood cult or some shit?
578
00:26:54.791 --> 00:26:55.666
Leave him alone.
579
00:26:55.750 --> 00:26:58.291
Cole's his own homey.
He can speak for himself, Noodle.
580
00:26:59.625 --> 00:27:02.208
Well... I mean, I'm not...
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
581
00:27:02.291 --> 00:27:03.583
-[Diego] Ah!
-[Melanie] That's OK.
582
00:27:03.666 --> 00:27:06.000
Come on, bro! I gots to know.
583
00:27:06.083 --> 00:27:08.458
You saw dudes killing folk,
mixing the bloods?
584
00:27:08.541 --> 00:27:11.625
Well... I mean, they never got far enough
to mix the bloods, but--
585
00:27:11.708 --> 00:27:14.125
Cole, do you want a drink?
I'll get you one, OK?
586
00:27:15.041 --> 00:27:17.375
What was in it for the cult?
Must've been good.
587
00:27:17.458 --> 00:27:18.875
Something worth killing for.
588
00:27:18.958 --> 00:27:22.333
Mmm, yeah. I'd have to be promised
everything I've ever wanted.
589
00:27:22.416 --> 00:27:24.625
-My dream life.
-[Boom Boom] But who could guarantee that?
590
00:27:24.708 --> 00:27:27.500
-Stop! You're making him uncomfortable.
-There must be some contract
591
00:27:27.583 --> 00:27:28.958
-with the Devil, right?
-Yeah.
592
00:27:29.041 --> 00:27:31.375
-Come on, C-money. Spill the bean-o!
-[Melanie] Stop!
593
00:27:32.083 --> 00:27:35.125
Cole didn't come on this trip
to talk about some blood cult
594
00:27:35.208 --> 00:27:36.458
or the Devil's book.
595
00:27:36.541 --> 00:27:39.541
-Can we please change the subject and...
-[Diego] Jesus. OK.
596
00:27:39.625 --> 00:27:41.791
-[in Spanish] Lo siento, Noods.
-[in English] Thank you.
597
00:27:41.875 --> 00:27:44.375
[in Spanish] Ey, muchas gracias
por hablar español, Jimmy.
598
00:27:44.458 --> 00:27:45.875
[in English] Just have fun!
599
00:27:47.583 --> 00:27:48.958
How would you know that?
600
00:27:49.041 --> 00:27:49.916
What?
601
00:27:50.458 --> 00:27:51.666
The Devil's book. You...
602
00:27:52.833 --> 00:27:54.500
You just said "the Devil's book."
603
00:27:55.208 --> 00:27:57.500
-What do you mean?
-I never told you about the book.
604
00:27:58.333 --> 00:28:00.166
Yes, Cole. You did.
605
00:28:00.958 --> 00:28:02.041
You told me that night.
606
00:28:04.083 --> 00:28:05.291
[chuckles]
607
00:28:05.375 --> 00:28:07.750
Cole's going crazy. [Boom Boom chuckles]
608
00:28:09.125 --> 00:28:10.125
Melanie...
609
00:28:10.666 --> 00:28:12.500
[chuckles] You're being ridiculous.
610
00:28:15.166 --> 00:28:16.250
[chuckles]
611
00:28:16.625 --> 00:28:18.416
How do you know about the book, Melanie?
612
00:28:19.041 --> 00:28:20.916
Because I signed my name in it, Cole.
613
00:28:21.333 --> 00:28:22.583
[hook rasps]
614
00:28:23.208 --> 00:28:24.416
[blood squelching]
615
00:28:24.500 --> 00:28:26.000
[screaming]
616
00:28:26.083 --> 00:28:26.916
What the fuck?
617
00:28:27.416 --> 00:28:28.666
[Cole gasping]
618
00:28:29.708 --> 00:28:31.458
-[blood squelching]
-[gasping]
619
00:28:33.041 --> 00:28:34.125
[Diego yelping]
620
00:28:34.750 --> 00:28:36.500
-I made the same deal.
-[Diego yells]
621
00:28:36.583 --> 00:28:37.833
[chokes]
622
00:28:38.750 --> 00:28:40.875
[panting] Melanie?
Melanie, you killed her.
623
00:28:40.958 --> 00:28:44.083
I thought we were gonna wait to do this
in the bathtub, not in my face!
624
00:28:44.166 --> 00:28:47.291
Calm down. You guys knew she had to die
so we could mix the bloods.
625
00:28:47.375 --> 00:28:49.333
She didn't have to die
all over this carpet!
626
00:28:49.416 --> 00:28:51.875
Shag absorbs everything!
My uncle's gonna kill me!
627
00:28:52.583 --> 00:28:55.541
Oh, no, no. Don't scrub, dude.
Dab. Dab. It's better.
628
00:28:55.625 --> 00:28:58.875
Diego was not supposed to ask Cole
a million fucking questions.
629
00:28:58.958 --> 00:29:01.625
Don't judge me
for my innate intellectual curiosity.
630
00:29:01.708 --> 00:29:04.250
[panting] But... but...
but Boom Boom's your friend!
631
00:29:04.333 --> 00:29:07.083
Fuck Boom Boom!
She made fun of my tragic hair loss.
632
00:29:07.166 --> 00:29:11.125
Mix the blood of the sacrificed
with the blood of the innocent.
633
00:29:12.625 --> 00:29:14.041
That's how this works, Cole.
634
00:29:14.375 --> 00:29:17.166
You were supposed to take your meds,
drink a little wine and pass out,
635
00:29:17.250 --> 00:29:19.333
-so we could tap a vein!
-But you didn't.
636
00:29:19.416 --> 00:29:20.458
[breathing heavily]
637
00:29:20.541 --> 00:29:23.583
So now we have to take your blood
and then kill you.
638
00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:28.083
[chuckles] See, Cole? You're not crazy.
639
00:29:28.958 --> 00:29:31.166
You... you guys are the same cult.
640
00:29:31.250 --> 00:29:33.125
[panting]
641
00:29:33.208 --> 00:29:34.291
Oh!
642
00:29:34.375 --> 00:29:35.750
Let's go, Cole!
643
00:29:36.083 --> 00:29:36.958
[yelps]
644
00:29:37.041 --> 00:29:37.916
[Cole gasping]
645
00:29:39.041 --> 00:29:41.708
-No, no, no, no, no!
-[Max] Yes, yes, yes.
646
00:29:41.791 --> 00:29:44.250
-[Cole] How are you alive?
-How much of Cole's blood do we need?
647
00:29:44.333 --> 00:29:46.500
Can I just rip off a limb? Drain it?
648
00:29:46.583 --> 00:29:49.000
Which hand you use to jerk with?
I'll take the other one.
649
00:29:49.083 --> 00:29:51.041
[panting]
650
00:29:51.125 --> 00:29:52.958
Oh, Cole, what is up?
651
00:29:54.250 --> 00:29:57.541
[reverential music playing]
652
00:29:57.625 --> 00:30:00.708
You OK? You look like you've seen
a gorgeous Black ghost.
653
00:30:00.791 --> 00:30:03.541
But I'm not Casper.
I will wreck your shit. Boo!
654
00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:05.333
[panting]
655
00:30:05.416 --> 00:30:06.916
-Miss me?
-[gunshot]
656
00:30:09.083 --> 00:30:10.416
No! [Cole pants]
657
00:30:10.500 --> 00:30:11.458
[thud]
658
00:30:14.708 --> 00:30:15.541
[grunts]
659
00:30:16.958 --> 00:30:18.750
[grunts]
660
00:30:19.375 --> 00:30:22.833
-Don't worry, guys. I'm good.
-[pants] I watched your skull explode!
661
00:30:22.916 --> 00:30:24.708
Luckily, the Devil gives good head.
662
00:30:24.791 --> 00:30:27.416
I... I watched you die.
I watched you all die!
663
00:30:27.500 --> 00:30:28.583
We are dead.
664
00:30:29.083 --> 00:30:29.958
Duh!
665
00:30:30.041 --> 00:30:31.375
We finish this by sunrise,
666
00:30:31.458 --> 00:30:35.000
or we have to go back down to limbo
for two years before we can try again.
667
00:30:35.083 --> 00:30:36.958
Let's get our Cole-cocktail on
and finish this.
668
00:30:37.041 --> 00:30:38.458
Yeah! Let's fuck him.
669
00:30:39.291 --> 00:30:40.416
What?
670
00:30:43.083 --> 00:30:44.791
-Up.
-Yeah!
671
00:30:45.750 --> 00:30:48.583
[Allison] Let's do it! Fuck him up hard.
672
00:30:49.666 --> 00:30:50.625
Why?
673
00:30:50.708 --> 00:30:52.916
-You know I wanna be an influencer.
-[scoffs]
674
00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:55.708
OK, enough chitchat.
You bring anything to tie him up with?
675
00:30:55.791 --> 00:30:56.791
Sure did, bro.
676
00:30:58.666 --> 00:31:00.833
Great. What the fuck is this?
677
00:31:00.916 --> 00:31:03.750
Jimmy, you were supposed to go to
the hardware store, you fucking idiot.
678
00:31:03.833 --> 00:31:06.833
Yeah, but there's a crafting store
so much closer to my house.
679
00:31:06.916 --> 00:31:09.416
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why are we tying him up?
680
00:31:09.500 --> 00:31:11.583
-Why can't we just kill him?
-[panting]
681
00:31:11.666 --> 00:31:13.208
-[Max] Let's go!
-[Allison] Oh yeah!
682
00:31:13.291 --> 00:31:16.833
Come, come, come on.
Wait. Whoa. Hold on. Hey! Ha!
683
00:31:16.916 --> 00:31:20.083
-Stop. Hammer time!
-I cannot watch him crawl anymore.
684
00:31:20.166 --> 00:31:22.333
Come right for the nuts.
Huh! Drop down low.
685
00:31:22.416 --> 00:31:25.208
[grunting]
686
00:31:25.291 --> 00:31:27.666
We need to keep him alive for the ritual,
then we kill him.
687
00:31:28.666 --> 00:31:31.500
-Where's Sonya?
-[Allison] Where is that sexy psychopath?
688
00:31:31.583 --> 00:31:33.833
I'm here. Getting cookies.
689
00:31:34.791 --> 00:31:38.166
-Get back! Get back!
-Whoa! Yes, Cole!
690
00:31:38.250 --> 00:31:40.541
Standing up for yourself,
just like I showed you!
691
00:31:40.625 --> 00:31:43.458
-Get back, all of you! Stand back!
-Let's draw some blood.
692
00:31:43.541 --> 00:31:45.541
[ethereal music playing]
693
00:31:46.166 --> 00:31:47.166
Ooh.
694
00:31:49.541 --> 00:31:51.791
We're back!
695
00:31:56.750 --> 00:31:57.750
You!
696
00:31:58.791 --> 00:32:03.208
Oh, I knew you were a part of this!
You black cat, hitchhiking Picard killer.
697
00:32:03.291 --> 00:32:05.458
You're the new bad! [panting]
698
00:32:07.041 --> 00:32:10.000
I'm just looking for gas.
My jet ski's running low.
699
00:32:10.083 --> 00:32:11.750
[Boom Boom gasping]
700
00:32:11.833 --> 00:32:14.083
Clearly,
you guys are into some heavy cosplay.
701
00:32:14.791 --> 00:32:15.791
Just leave you be.
702
00:32:16.916 --> 00:32:18.000
Oh no!
703
00:32:18.083 --> 00:32:20.083
It's all gonna get fucked up again.
704
00:32:20.166 --> 00:32:21.666
Nothing is going to get fucked up.
705
00:32:22.416 --> 00:32:23.458
Ow!
706
00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:25.083
Oh shit!
707
00:32:25.458 --> 00:32:28.041
In the face! Right in the face!
708
00:32:28.125 --> 00:32:29.458
Max, go grab them.
709
00:32:29.541 --> 00:32:31.500
Damn, it feels good to be back!
710
00:32:31.875 --> 00:32:35.375
Whoo! I'm coming, Cole!
I'm coming for you!
711
00:32:35.458 --> 00:32:38.083
[suspenseful music playing]
712
00:32:39.666 --> 00:32:41.708
-Go! Let's go! Go, go, go!
-Holy shit!
713
00:32:41.791 --> 00:32:43.208
-Just go!
-[Phoebe] Get away from me!
714
00:32:43.291 --> 00:32:45.250
-What are you doing? OK!
-[Cole] Go on, go!
715
00:32:46.458 --> 00:32:47.375
[Cole] Go, go, go!
716
00:32:51.083 --> 00:32:53.208
[reverential music playing]
717
00:32:54.666 --> 00:32:55.875
That motherfucker!
718
00:32:55.958 --> 00:32:58.416
First Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner
break up, now this?
719
00:32:58.500 --> 00:33:00.500
[dramatic music playing]
720
00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:13.791
[both panting]
721
00:33:14.375 --> 00:33:15.208
What was that?
722
00:33:15.291 --> 00:33:16.708
[Cole panting]
723
00:33:17.375 --> 00:33:18.708
Wait. You saw that?
724
00:33:18.791 --> 00:33:21.166
You saw the dead girl,
the bloodthirsty maniacs?
725
00:33:21.250 --> 00:33:24.666
Did I see that? Of course I saw that shit!
Why'd they kill that girl?
726
00:33:25.750 --> 00:33:28.583
OK, look,
I... I know this is gonna sound crazy,
727
00:33:28.666 --> 00:33:32.541
but, basically, they're a blood cult,
and they made a deal with the Devil,
728
00:33:32.625 --> 00:33:35.625
and in exchange for their souls,
they get any life they want.
729
00:33:38.125 --> 00:33:40.833
Thank God. I thought they were zombies.
I hate zombies.
730
00:33:40.916 --> 00:33:42.208
You... you believe me?
731
00:33:42.291 --> 00:33:46.291
Yes. What else do you expect from
attention-seeking social media millennials
732
00:33:46.375 --> 00:33:47.333
with esteem issues?
733
00:33:47.416 --> 00:33:48.750
-Shit.
-[Max] Nice job, newbies.
734
00:33:48.833 --> 00:33:50.000
Grade A bed-shitting.
735
00:33:50.083 --> 00:33:52.458
-[Melanie] You losers let him go.
-It was a simple task.
736
00:33:52.541 --> 00:33:55.541
How hard is it to contain and drain
a 60-pound freshman?
737
00:33:55.625 --> 00:33:58.125
Just remember,
you guys screwed it up the first time.
738
00:33:58.208 --> 00:34:00.375
That's the only reason
I was called in from the bullpen.
739
00:34:00.458 --> 00:34:03.375
OK, ticktock, teeny-weenies. Let's go!
740
00:34:03.458 --> 00:34:05.083
Ah, you want us to film this?
741
00:34:05.166 --> 00:34:07.708
[Allison] Not the app!
Like a clock. A clock clock.
742
00:34:07.791 --> 00:34:09.541
[Diego] Oh! Like an old clock.
743
00:34:09.958 --> 00:34:12.250
-Update me on the psycho Breakfast Club.
-OK.
744
00:34:12.333 --> 00:34:14.291
Basically,
I saw the older ones die two years ago,
745
00:34:14.375 --> 00:34:17.833
but clearly, they're back to life,
like they're mimetic metal or something.
746
00:34:17.916 --> 00:34:18.958
Liquid alloy?
747
00:34:19.333 --> 00:34:21.708
-Wait, you watched Terminator 2?
-Yes.
748
00:34:21.791 --> 00:34:24.916
It's one of the four sequels in history
that supersedes the original.
749
00:34:26.041 --> 00:34:28.750
Where... We have to stick together.
Where are you going?
750
00:34:28.833 --> 00:34:29.666
"We"?
751
00:34:30.083 --> 00:34:31.291
We are not a thing.
752
00:34:31.791 --> 00:34:34.791
Bear Grylls clearly stipulates
to never split up when in the wild.
753
00:34:34.875 --> 00:34:37.708
Bear Grylls stays at the Ritz-Carlton
with the guys from Queer Eye.
754
00:34:37.791 --> 00:34:40.625
Listen, they're not gonna stop
until they kill us.
755
00:34:41.833 --> 00:34:42.666
Both of us.
756
00:34:43.291 --> 00:34:45.958
Let's just go get them!
I'm already losing hair.
757
00:34:46.041 --> 00:34:50.416
-I think... I think Sonya cursed me.
-Do what, Allison? Look. Hello! Hello!
758
00:34:50.875 --> 00:34:54.083
We're in the middle of Camp Crystal Lake,
and we don't where the fuck they went.
759
00:34:54.166 --> 00:34:55.333
Yes, we do.
760
00:34:56.250 --> 00:35:00.375
-[lighter cap clicks]
-They have no idea what we're capable of.
761
00:35:01.250 --> 00:35:04.458
We need something to fight with.
What do you have in your murder pack?
762
00:35:04.541 --> 00:35:06.833
None of your business, and nothing useful.
763
00:35:07.375 --> 00:35:11.375
OK, let me see what I got.
OK, silly string, lighter...
764
00:35:14.458 --> 00:35:16.041
[Phoebe] "Magnum XLs."
765
00:35:16.416 --> 00:35:19.666
Who were you and your massive schlong
planning to have sex with tonight, Cole?
766
00:35:19.750 --> 00:35:22.666
I thought tonight
was gonna go really differently.
767
00:35:28.083 --> 00:35:31.291
Listen, they only have till sunrise
to complete the ritual, OK?
768
00:35:31.375 --> 00:35:33.583
-So we just have to make it till morning.
-[whooshing]
769
00:35:40.208 --> 00:35:43.375
[grunting, groaning]
770
00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:47.375
[Melanie] They're right there.
771
00:35:48.875 --> 00:35:49.958
I got this.
772
00:35:50.625 --> 00:35:51.458
[sniffs]
773
00:35:51.541 --> 00:35:54.416
This is gonna be so good.
774
00:35:56.250 --> 00:35:57.416
[Sonya] Mmm.
775
00:35:57.500 --> 00:35:59.291
[coughing]
776
00:35:59.375 --> 00:36:02.333
Now do you agree with me?
We have to stick together, Phoebe.
777
00:36:03.541 --> 00:36:04.708
Phoebe?
778
00:36:05.125 --> 00:36:07.125
I wouldn't go out there alone
if I were you.
779
00:36:07.458 --> 00:36:08.458
You're not me!
780
00:36:09.958 --> 00:36:11.208
I came here for a reason.
781
00:36:13.833 --> 00:36:15.833
[breathing heavily]
782
00:36:22.416 --> 00:36:25.375
[tense music playing]
783
00:36:25.458 --> 00:36:27.666
[Phoebe panting]
784
00:36:39.333 --> 00:36:41.291
[breathing shakily]
785
00:36:53.125 --> 00:36:54.458
[birds squawk]
786
00:36:54.541 --> 00:36:56.375
Oh God! [Phoebe pants]
787
00:37:03.500 --> 00:37:05.333
[distant guitar melody playing]
788
00:37:13.458 --> 00:37:15.625
Excuse me? Excuse me?
789
00:37:16.375 --> 00:37:17.458
Sir, hello? Hi.
790
00:37:18.541 --> 00:37:19.875
-[man] Hi.
-Listen--
791
00:37:19.958 --> 00:37:20.791
[man] How you doing?
792
00:37:20.875 --> 00:37:24.791
I'm really sorry. I don't mean to intrude,
but I could really use your help.
793
00:37:24.875 --> 00:37:27.458
Is there any chance you could
give me a ride back into town?
794
00:37:27.541 --> 00:37:28.375
Yeah.
795
00:37:29.250 --> 00:37:30.458
Yeah, I can do that.
796
00:37:31.333 --> 00:37:35.041
Gonna take a minute, 'cause my wife
is out getting some, uh, firewood.
797
00:37:37.333 --> 00:37:39.500
Don't... don't be a stranger.
798
00:37:40.125 --> 00:37:41.708
Of course. Yeah.
799
00:37:41.791 --> 00:37:43.000
Well, come on.
800
00:37:48.583 --> 00:37:49.458
[man sighs]
801
00:37:51.791 --> 00:37:52.666
[man exhales]
802
00:37:55.083 --> 00:37:56.166
[Phoebe] Thank you.
803
00:37:57.916 --> 00:38:00.500
Shaking like a little deer, huh?
Let's get you warm.
804
00:38:04.375 --> 00:38:05.375
Come on, hey.
805
00:38:05.458 --> 00:38:06.875
Come on. Get warm. Get warm.
806
00:38:07.333 --> 00:38:08.333
Get a seat.
807
00:38:08.416 --> 00:38:09.333
-OK.
-Huh?
808
00:38:09.416 --> 00:38:10.583
Get you taken care of.
809
00:38:13.541 --> 00:38:14.375
[blows]
810
00:38:14.791 --> 00:38:16.791
-It's a nice fire, huh?
-Yeah.
811
00:38:17.375 --> 00:38:18.500
-Yeah.
-Really nice.
812
00:38:20.458 --> 00:38:21.458
Do you like fish?
813
00:38:23.625 --> 00:38:24.625
Sure, yeah.
814
00:38:25.583 --> 00:38:26.583
I like snapper.
815
00:38:27.625 --> 00:38:28.500
That's cool.
816
00:38:29.875 --> 00:38:31.583
What're you doing out here alone?
817
00:38:31.666 --> 00:38:32.750
Oh, I'm not alone.
818
00:38:33.291 --> 00:38:34.958
I... I... I wasn't.
819
00:38:35.083 --> 00:38:37.166
He... It's a long story.
He's still out there.
820
00:38:37.250 --> 00:38:38.458
I hope he's OK.
821
00:38:38.875 --> 00:38:39.708
Yeah.
822
00:38:40.375 --> 00:38:42.791
Listen, I... I'm really sorry,
I don't mean to bother,
823
00:38:42.875 --> 00:38:45.208
but do you know
when your wife will be back?
824
00:38:46.708 --> 00:38:47.708
I don't.
825
00:38:49.916 --> 00:38:51.375
She left ten years ago.
826
00:38:52.375 --> 00:38:54.000
[tense music playing]
827
00:38:54.875 --> 00:38:57.875
-No, hey, now you just calm down.
-Listen, I... No, I have to go.
828
00:38:57.958 --> 00:38:59.708
-Shh.
-No, I really should be going.
829
00:38:59.791 --> 00:39:02.625
No! Get your hands off of me!
Don't touch me. Let go!
830
00:39:02.708 --> 00:39:04.291
-I can't be here.
-Be quiet, little fish.
831
00:39:04.375 --> 00:39:05.666
-Get your hands off me!
-Shut up.
832
00:39:06.166 --> 00:39:08.791
Wow, you guys making s'mores?
I absolutely love s'mores!
833
00:39:09.208 --> 00:39:12.541
I think the trick to a perfect s'more
is to get the right heat balance
834
00:39:12.625 --> 00:39:15.833
between the marshmallow, the chocolate,
and the graham cracker. I love s'mores.
835
00:39:15.916 --> 00:39:18.166
[singsong] I eat them just for pleasure!
836
00:39:18.250 --> 00:39:19.500
[echoes]
837
00:39:20.625 --> 00:39:23.166
Hey, this a private party.
838
00:39:23.583 --> 00:39:26.041
We'll just take our private parts
and be on our way.
839
00:39:27.375 --> 00:39:28.708
Get back here! [grunts]
840
00:39:29.333 --> 00:39:30.875
[man] Goddamn it!
841
00:39:32.125 --> 00:39:34.666
-[Cole] Come on, get in!
-No one gets away from Leeroy!
842
00:39:37.291 --> 00:39:38.125
[both scream]
843
00:39:38.208 --> 00:39:39.416
Fat Dragon.
844
00:39:39.500 --> 00:39:41.166
[dramatic music playing]
845
00:39:42.416 --> 00:39:44.250
[pipe organ music playing]
846
00:39:44.333 --> 00:39:48.833
[Sonya] Gotta look gorgeous for the One.
Your gorgeous dark One.
847
00:39:49.958 --> 00:39:50.958
Sonya.
848
00:39:53.875 --> 00:39:55.291
[Sonya] You came for me.
849
00:39:55.375 --> 00:39:56.541
[both screaming]
850
00:39:56.625 --> 00:39:58.125
I'll gut you like a fish!
851
00:39:58.750 --> 00:40:00.041
Silence, rapist.
852
00:40:01.041 --> 00:40:02.583
[Leeroy screaming]
853
00:40:03.750 --> 00:40:05.833
[high-pitched scream]
854
00:40:08.541 --> 00:40:09.416
[both scream]
855
00:40:10.916 --> 00:40:12.541
-[Cole] Oh God!
-[screams]
856
00:40:12.625 --> 00:40:13.708
[thud]
857
00:40:13.791 --> 00:40:14.875
[Sonya screams]
858
00:40:15.875 --> 00:40:17.458
[gasps] What the hell?
859
00:40:19.291 --> 00:40:21.791
Your blood belongs to us, Cole!
860
00:40:21.875 --> 00:40:22.958
Yeah! Cole!
861
00:40:24.583 --> 00:40:25.708
[crunching]
862
00:40:25.791 --> 00:40:27.916
-Oh shit! Come on.
-What?
863
00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:29.333
-[birds squawk]
-[Sonya grunts]
864
00:40:29.416 --> 00:40:30.791
[Cole, Phoebe panting]
865
00:40:30.875 --> 00:40:32.500
[tense music playing]
866
00:40:34.458 --> 00:40:37.083
-Seriously?
-Turn off your brights, asshole!
867
00:40:37.166 --> 00:40:38.166
[Cole] Oh shit!
868
00:40:38.250 --> 00:40:39.416
[screams]
869
00:40:39.500 --> 00:40:42.458
[Sonya] I'm gonna cut off your face
like Hannibal Lecter, Cole!
870
00:40:43.250 --> 00:40:44.416
[screaming]
871
00:40:45.125 --> 00:40:46.958
Get her off! Get her off!
872
00:40:48.041 --> 00:40:49.916
-I'm gonna get--
-[engine revs]
873
00:40:51.125 --> 00:40:52.083
Fuck!
874
00:40:55.083 --> 00:40:56.875
[panting]
875
00:40:56.958 --> 00:40:58.666
[blood squelching]
876
00:40:59.416 --> 00:41:01.083
[both panting]
877
00:41:04.666 --> 00:41:05.625
Shall we?
878
00:41:07.583 --> 00:41:08.625
[thud]
879
00:41:10.041 --> 00:41:11.041
[Cole clears throat]
880
00:41:17.833 --> 00:41:18.666
[chuckles]
881
00:41:18.750 --> 00:41:20.375
[distant chatter]
882
00:41:20.458 --> 00:41:22.416
Did you hear that? Come on.
883
00:41:25.458 --> 00:41:27.458
[upbeat music playing]
884
00:41:41.708 --> 00:41:42.666
[Phoebe] Shh.
885
00:41:42.750 --> 00:41:44.583
[breathing heavily]
886
00:41:52.875 --> 00:41:55.875
-Looks like old-ass Sonya failed us.
-"Old"?
887
00:41:55.958 --> 00:41:58.291
-I'm gonna bring it on with this bitch!
-[Max] OK. Easy.
888
00:41:58.375 --> 00:42:01.625
Why don't you little-ass kids
go change your diapers, grab a juice box?
889
00:42:01.708 --> 00:42:04.125
-Leave this to the pros.
-We need to shake these clowns.
890
00:42:04.208 --> 00:42:06.083
-[Melanie] We don't need them.
-[snake rattling]
891
00:42:06.166 --> 00:42:07.541
[gasps]
892
00:42:08.416 --> 00:42:09.791
[John] What'd you say, Teletubby?
893
00:42:11.000 --> 00:42:14.125
Noods, I think you need to speak louder.
Hearing's the first thing to go.
894
00:42:14.583 --> 00:42:15.750
[John] What, Zoolander?
895
00:42:16.708 --> 00:42:21.375
He said that hearing
is the first thing to go, Morgan Freeman.
896
00:42:21.458 --> 00:42:25.208
I heard. Morgan Freeman would beat
your ass into a keto diet, motherfucker.
897
00:42:25.291 --> 00:42:27.583
[Diego] Ah!
Suck on these titties, motherfucker.
898
00:42:27.666 --> 00:42:30.583
-[Phoebe] Be very still.
-[Allison] Why is he even awake...
899
00:42:31.916 --> 00:42:33.916
All right. Enough grab-ass.
900
00:42:34.500 --> 00:42:36.208
You wanna play? Let's split up.
901
00:42:37.291 --> 00:42:38.375
[snake hissing]
902
00:42:38.458 --> 00:42:41.208
-See which group can find 'em first.
-A little competition.
903
00:42:41.291 --> 00:42:43.083
Yes. Now that I understand.
904
00:42:43.166 --> 00:42:44.666
-[John] Yeah.
-[Max] Worst of luck.
905
00:42:45.375 --> 00:42:47.625
-[Phoebe] They're leaving.
-[snake rattling]
906
00:42:51.333 --> 00:42:53.833
-[John] Parkour...
-Wait for your hot red-headed friend!
907
00:42:53.916 --> 00:42:56.333
-[Melanie] Let's go.
-[rattling]
908
00:42:56.875 --> 00:42:57.875
[Phoebe whimpers]
909
00:42:57.958 --> 00:42:59.625
[tense music playing]
910
00:43:00.541 --> 00:43:01.833
-[sighs]
-[metal clangs]
911
00:43:12.166 --> 00:43:13.458
[shuddering breaths]
912
00:43:14.375 --> 00:43:15.875
[tense music continues]
913
00:43:32.958 --> 00:43:34.625
[Diego whimpering]
914
00:43:37.500 --> 00:43:38.916
[Jimmy] I'm here. I'm here.
915
00:43:44.833 --> 00:43:46.541
[Melanie] Are you done sixty-nineing?
916
00:43:47.583 --> 00:43:49.166
-Um... It--
-[Melanie] Now!
917
00:43:49.958 --> 00:43:51.416
It's called ophidiophobia!
918
00:43:52.041 --> 00:43:54.375
-Even Indiana Jones was afraid of snakes!
-[mouths] OK.
919
00:43:56.333 --> 00:43:57.333
[Phoebe] Come on.
920
00:43:57.958 --> 00:43:59.041
Come on.
921
00:44:02.750 --> 00:44:06.458
[Max] Coley! Come out and play!
922
00:44:06.541 --> 00:44:08.375
-[Cole] Where are we going?
-[Phoebe] This way.
923
00:44:08.458 --> 00:44:11.791
[Cole] "This way" where? These shoes
are made for reading, not running.
924
00:44:13.041 --> 00:44:15.166
There's a cabin
at the far end of the lake.
925
00:44:15.250 --> 00:44:18.541
I was heading there before I ran out
of gas. We could hide out till sunrise.
926
00:44:18.875 --> 00:44:20.125
A cabin in the woods.
927
00:44:20.208 --> 00:44:22.208
Nobody's ever been murdered
in a cabin in the woods.
928
00:44:22.291 --> 00:44:24.166
[Max grunting eerily]
929
00:44:25.166 --> 00:44:27.625
[John] Max! Stop that shit. It's creepy.
930
00:44:27.708 --> 00:44:30.791
It's supposed to be.
We're hunting children. [grunts eerily]
931
00:44:30.875 --> 00:44:35.333
You know what? I am done, OK?
Done with this chase bullshit.
932
00:44:35.416 --> 00:44:38.000
How about you two go be frivolous
and fetch me that boy?
933
00:44:38.083 --> 00:44:39.791
I think she meant "chivalrous."
934
00:44:39.875 --> 00:44:41.958
This rock looks like a spa day!
935
00:44:42.041 --> 00:44:44.166
-I am dead tired.
-And I'm tired of being dead.
936
00:44:44.250 --> 00:44:47.416
Can we hurry up and do this shit?
And why you trying to look sexy?
937
00:44:47.500 --> 00:44:50.083
The only thing that's sexy in the desert:
a glass of water.
938
00:44:50.166 --> 00:44:52.250
Who goes hiking wearing fuck-me pumps?
939
00:44:52.333 --> 00:44:54.833
They're not "fuck-me pumps,"
they're fuck you pumps.
940
00:44:55.208 --> 00:44:56.791
We're gonna go. You hold up the rear.
941
00:44:56.875 --> 00:44:59.958
Now that is a job I can do.
You both have really cute butts.
942
00:45:00.041 --> 00:45:03.375
-You been looking at my ass?
-Wow. You are so lucky you're hot.
943
00:45:03.875 --> 00:45:08.291
Duh! What I've been telling everybody!
Y'all are really lucky I'm hot.
944
00:45:08.791 --> 00:45:10.666
[Cole] Hold on a second.
I gotta tie my shoes.
945
00:45:11.291 --> 00:45:12.416
Hey, um...
946
00:45:14.250 --> 00:45:15.875
[panting]
947
00:45:17.208 --> 00:45:19.375
I'm really sorry
for bailing on you out there.
948
00:45:19.958 --> 00:45:20.958
Huh?
949
00:45:21.500 --> 00:45:23.458
But I really appreciate you coming back.
950
00:45:25.250 --> 00:45:27.833
No one's ever done anything
like that for me before.
951
00:45:28.250 --> 00:45:31.000
What? No, you don't need to say sorry.
I'm sorry. I...
952
00:45:31.375 --> 00:45:33.750
I'm the one who dragged you
into the worst night of your life.
953
00:45:33.833 --> 00:45:36.041
Believe it or not,
this is not the worst night of my life.
954
00:45:36.125 --> 00:45:39.125
What, you can beat rattlesnakes,
flamethrowers, and dead bodies?
955
00:45:39.208 --> 00:45:40.875
I mean, did you see Sonya's head?
956
00:45:42.750 --> 00:45:44.791
It's not my first time seeing someone die.
957
00:45:57.458 --> 00:45:59.458
Do you think everything happens
for a reason?
958
00:46:00.750 --> 00:46:01.750
No, Cole.
959
00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:06.916
There's no chakras, no Santa,
960
00:46:07.583 --> 00:46:09.291
no soulmates, no afterlife.
961
00:46:11.708 --> 00:46:13.083
Them's the breaks, Ponyboy.
962
00:46:14.000 --> 00:46:15.375
"Stay gold," my ass.
963
00:46:16.958 --> 00:46:18.583
Wow. That's...
964
00:46:19.875 --> 00:46:22.375
That's a really bleak outlook on the world
965
00:46:22.458 --> 00:46:24.833
for somebody
who's about to bring new life into it.
966
00:46:26.708 --> 00:46:27.666
Huh?
967
00:46:27.750 --> 00:46:29.708
I mean, you're pregnant.
968
00:46:31.583 --> 00:46:33.916
-Oh! That was all bullshit.
-What?
969
00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:37.083
Yeah, I just said all that so everybody
would leave me alone. Yeah.
970
00:46:37.708 --> 00:46:38.791
-Come on.
-You just...
971
00:46:39.208 --> 00:46:40.375
[Phoebe] We gotta keep moving.
972
00:46:43.083 --> 00:46:44.625
[tense music playing]
973
00:46:44.708 --> 00:46:45.833
[rocks crumbling]
974
00:46:51.500 --> 00:46:52.708
-Look right.
-Yeah.
975
00:46:52.791 --> 00:46:53.625
Now look up.
976
00:46:53.708 --> 00:46:56.958
And now the three moons,
and then there's that chicken right here.
977
00:46:57.041 --> 00:46:59.291
-So real.
-I wanna just grab it. Boom, boom.
978
00:47:00.041 --> 00:47:02.833
I think it's great
that he's taking a joyride with Melanie.
979
00:47:02.916 --> 00:47:04.791
-Teens being teens.
-Teens being teens!
980
00:47:04.875 --> 00:47:07.958
-That's great parenting. Take the win.
-No, I said no, so I'm not going to.
981
00:47:08.041 --> 00:47:11.041
Why don't I just do everything?
I'll light it, pull the carb out.
982
00:47:11.125 --> 00:47:13.208
-If I don't touch, I'm not smoking it.
-It's not real.
983
00:47:13.291 --> 00:47:14.458
It's second-hand smoke.
984
00:47:15.375 --> 00:47:17.000
[gurgling]
985
00:47:17.083 --> 00:47:18.416
[inhales deeply]
986
00:47:21.250 --> 00:47:22.250
[Juan] Jeez!
987
00:47:24.333 --> 00:47:26.041
-Take it easy, Snoop.
-[blows]
988
00:47:26.541 --> 00:47:28.833
-My God. Going on tour?
-[coughs]
989
00:47:29.500 --> 00:47:31.416
[Cole] How do we know
this cabin's gonna be empty?
990
00:47:31.500 --> 00:47:33.166
I just know, all right?
991
00:47:33.250 --> 00:47:36.208
It was my family's cabin,
but no one's been for a long time.
992
00:47:36.291 --> 00:47:39.000
I don't wanna talk about it.
Just whatever. It's empty.
993
00:47:39.416 --> 00:47:42.791
Wait, you... you came to a big,
crowded, popular people event
994
00:47:42.875 --> 00:47:45.000
to stay in a remote cabin all by yourself?
995
00:47:45.333 --> 00:47:47.625
I needed to be alone.
You wouldn't understand.
996
00:47:47.708 --> 00:47:51.333
What... Yeah.
Trust me, I... I understand being alone.
997
00:47:52.416 --> 00:47:55.666
I don't know if you noticed,
but everybody at school thinks I'm weird.
998
00:47:55.750 --> 00:47:59.041
I didn't notice. The three-piece suit
seemed perfectly reasonable to me.
999
00:47:59.125 --> 00:48:00.583
Yeah. Ha-ha, OK, but...
1000
00:48:01.000 --> 00:48:03.125
What I'm saying is,
I don't think anyone chooses to--
1001
00:48:03.208 --> 00:48:04.208
-[click]
-[both gasps]
1002
00:48:05.333 --> 00:48:06.750
[Cole panting]
1003
00:48:07.166 --> 00:48:08.583
-[gunshot]
-[both gasp]
1004
00:48:09.916 --> 00:48:15.041
Ooh, I've been thinking about this moment
a long time, Cole-biscuits.
1005
00:48:15.125 --> 00:48:16.583
[whimsical music plays]
1006
00:48:17.375 --> 00:48:19.833
I wanna be the world's best journalist.
1007
00:48:20.458 --> 00:48:23.833
Renowned, respected, like Geraldo.
1008
00:48:24.375 --> 00:48:26.166
Only... fuckable.
1009
00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:29.500
-Um... We won't be in touch.
-[Allison] Well...
1010
00:48:29.583 --> 00:48:32.791
Goddamn it! I'll show you breaking news!
How do you like this?
1011
00:48:32.875 --> 00:48:34.416
[yelling]
1012
00:48:34.541 --> 00:48:35.541
[Bee] Allison.
1013
00:48:35.625 --> 00:48:36.625
[gasps] What?
1014
00:48:41.208 --> 00:48:42.333
[thud]
1015
00:48:49.916 --> 00:48:51.875
[whimsical music playing]
1016
00:48:53.708 --> 00:48:55.333
-Oh! Oh my God!
-Shit!
1017
00:48:55.708 --> 00:48:57.833
Oh my God! Did you just kill Bambi?
1018
00:48:57.916 --> 00:49:00.125
Boo-hoo. Watch a kids' movie.
1019
00:49:00.208 --> 00:49:02.125
The parents always die!
1020
00:49:03.666 --> 00:49:04.708
-[chuckles]
-[Cole] Shit!
1021
00:49:04.791 --> 00:49:05.708
God!
1022
00:49:05.791 --> 00:49:10.416
Too bad Bee's not here to blow my head
all over your face like a bukkake movie.
1023
00:49:11.583 --> 00:49:14.000
Allison! Allison, wait! Wait, uh...
1024
00:49:14.916 --> 00:49:15.833
Think...
1025
00:49:15.916 --> 00:49:18.416
-Think of the journalistic opportunity.
-Go on.
1026
00:49:18.916 --> 00:49:24.458
[Cole] "Young hot journalist
saves two teens in spooky canyon." Right?
1027
00:49:25.625 --> 00:49:26.625
Right?
1028
00:49:27.208 --> 00:49:28.083
Right?
1029
00:49:28.166 --> 00:49:29.750
Oh! Oh yeah!
1030
00:49:29.833 --> 00:49:33.041
Yeah, you totally give me,
like, a young Kelly Ripa vibe.
1031
00:49:33.125 --> 00:49:35.500
-[Cole] That's who it is!
-With a little Barbara Walters.
1032
00:49:35.583 --> 00:49:36.666
-[Cole] Uh-huh.
-Like the look?
1033
00:49:36.750 --> 00:49:38.500
Your verbal acuity is unparalleled.
1034
00:49:38.583 --> 00:49:41.750
Exactly! Allison, you...
you are ready for prime time.
1035
00:49:41.833 --> 00:49:44.125
-"Prime time?"
-You are a star.
1036
00:49:44.208 --> 00:49:45.500
Y... You think I'm a star?
1037
00:49:45.583 --> 00:49:46.583
A shining...
1038
00:49:47.166 --> 00:49:48.500
bright star.
1039
00:49:48.583 --> 00:49:49.458
Exactly.
1040
00:49:50.583 --> 00:49:53.000
If I let you guys go,
you'd do that for me?
1041
00:49:53.083 --> 00:49:55.500
We can walk away from all this
and forget it ever happened.
1042
00:49:55.583 --> 00:49:56.541
[Cole] Uh-huh.
1043
00:49:57.583 --> 00:49:59.083
That's my line, A-cups!
1044
00:50:01.250 --> 00:50:03.125
[groans] My boob!
1045
00:50:03.583 --> 00:50:05.541
Fuck me! Again?
1046
00:50:06.041 --> 00:50:08.541
You little shits! Where'd you go?
1047
00:50:08.625 --> 00:50:10.583
[suspenseful music playing]
1048
00:50:16.541 --> 00:50:17.458
[grunts]
1049
00:50:21.291 --> 00:50:23.125
[Allison howls]
1050
00:50:24.125 --> 00:50:25.500
[Allison yells, grunts]
1051
00:50:25.583 --> 00:50:26.500
[Cole] Oh shit!
1052
00:50:26.583 --> 00:50:30.500
[groans] Help me. Help me, please. Please!
1053
00:50:31.083 --> 00:50:34.375
Cole, better not be fucking looking
at my butt, you little perv!
1054
00:50:37.416 --> 00:50:38.916
Don't you fucking dare!
1055
00:50:39.625 --> 00:50:41.875
-[Allison] No! Don't!
-[Cole] On three.
1056
00:50:41.958 --> 00:50:43.916
Don't you fucking dare.
I'll fucking shoot you!
1057
00:50:44.958 --> 00:50:46.791
[groaning]
1058
00:50:48.541 --> 00:50:49.875
[screaming]
1059
00:50:55.166 --> 00:50:56.958
-[blood squelching]
-[both panting]
1060
00:50:58.666 --> 00:50:59.541
[Cole whimpers]
1061
00:50:59.625 --> 00:51:01.291
[panting]
1062
00:51:03.333 --> 00:51:04.291
[Phoebe] That's gross.
1063
00:51:04.375 --> 00:51:05.291
[tense music playing]
1064
00:51:06.750 --> 00:51:08.041
-[Max grunts]
-[blood squelches]
1065
00:51:11.333 --> 00:51:13.208
[Max grunts, chuckles]
1066
00:51:15.083 --> 00:51:16.083
[cocks gun]
1067
00:51:16.166 --> 00:51:17.625
Freeze, baby dolphin.
1068
00:51:22.458 --> 00:51:23.916
-You don't have the--
-Balls?
1069
00:51:24.333 --> 00:51:25.583
-[gun clicks]
-[chuckles]
1070
00:51:26.208 --> 00:51:27.458
I was gonna say bullets.
1071
00:51:34.250 --> 00:51:36.208
You can't kill me.
You need me for the ritual!
1072
00:51:36.291 --> 00:51:37.458
[yells]
1073
00:51:43.208 --> 00:51:44.958
I don't think so. [Max grunts]
1074
00:51:48.416 --> 00:51:49.416
[Max yells]
1075
00:51:50.708 --> 00:51:51.916
Wait! My bag.
1076
00:51:52.416 --> 00:51:54.875
Shoe? Have I taught you nothing?
1077
00:51:55.791 --> 00:51:56.875
Phoebe, let's go!
1078
00:51:56.958 --> 00:51:58.125
[dramatic music playing]
1079
00:52:05.958 --> 00:52:08.625
[groaning]
1080
00:52:08.708 --> 00:52:09.583
[Cole] Come on.
1081
00:52:11.500 --> 00:52:13.750
-[Phoebe] Holy shit!
-[Cole] Really? The bag?
1082
00:52:13.833 --> 00:52:15.333
Finally found my dick, Cole.
1083
00:52:15.750 --> 00:52:17.750
[reverential music playing]
1084
00:52:27.875 --> 00:52:29.833
[Cole] OK, it's a keyless start.
We need a code.
1085
00:52:30.208 --> 00:52:32.416
-Try "Jenny."
-No, it's numbers, not letters.
1086
00:52:32.916 --> 00:52:34.708
-Um... Two, three, four...
-[beeps]
1087
00:52:37.291 --> 00:52:38.250
[Cole] Oh, come on!
1088
00:52:38.791 --> 00:52:40.916
Hey! What are you doing?
1089
00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:42.000
That's my rental!
1090
00:52:42.083 --> 00:52:43.708
-Sir, please help us.
-Yes. Please help us.
1091
00:52:43.791 --> 00:52:45.166
[Cole] There are people chasing us.
1092
00:52:45.250 --> 00:52:47.041
-Get the hell outta there!
-We're gonna die.
1093
00:52:47.125 --> 00:52:48.791
We need your help because, basically--
1094
00:52:48.875 --> 00:52:50.750
-[blood squelching]
-[groaning]
1095
00:52:52.041 --> 00:52:53.250
No!
1096
00:52:59.666 --> 00:53:03.458
Do you not know the difference
between salted and spicy fries, "Max"?
1097
00:53:03.541 --> 00:53:04.416
Because I do.
1098
00:53:04.500 --> 00:53:07.916
Why don't you go back there and get me
my regular salted fries that I ordered?
1099
00:53:08.375 --> 00:53:11.083
I'm gonna be late for SoulCycle,
and they're gonna give my bike away.
1100
00:53:11.166 --> 00:53:13.333
Why aren't you wearing a shirt, you cunt?
1101
00:53:14.458 --> 00:53:15.750
You wanna kill somebody?
1102
00:53:16.541 --> 00:53:17.750
Oh my God.
1103
00:53:17.833 --> 00:53:18.666
Oh no!
1104
00:53:18.750 --> 00:53:21.333
Believe it or not, I missed you.
Is that weird?
1105
00:53:21.416 --> 00:53:24.750
-[Cole] Give me the code.
-But you killed me... now I like you more.
1106
00:53:25.125 --> 00:53:28.833
-[John] Get 'em, Max!
-[Max] Nice vessel. She's a sweetie.
1107
00:53:29.250 --> 00:53:31.875
[in Forrest Gump voice]
That's ma boat. Name's Jenny.
1108
00:53:32.833 --> 00:53:35.666
[in normal voice]
Oh God, I love that song, "Jenny."
1109
00:53:35.750 --> 00:53:37.916
Tommy Tutone's 1981 classic.
1110
00:53:38.708 --> 00:53:39.708
[ding]
1111
00:53:39.791 --> 00:53:43.125
♪ Eight, six, seven, five
Three, oh, nine ♪
1112
00:53:43.208 --> 00:53:46.708
♪ Eight, six, seven, five
Three, oh, nine ♪
1113
00:53:47.958 --> 00:53:50.541
-Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh, nine.
-[Phoebe] Come on! Hurry!
1114
00:53:50.958 --> 00:53:52.125
-Start the boat!
-[Cole] Yes!
1115
00:53:55.833 --> 00:53:57.291
It's Jackass time!
1116
00:53:57.875 --> 00:53:59.166
Coming, Knoxville?
1117
00:53:59.250 --> 00:54:00.166
Whoa!
1118
00:54:00.750 --> 00:54:03.375
-But I died first last time.
-[Max] If you're not first, you're last!
1119
00:54:03.458 --> 00:54:05.166
-Whoo!
-[John] Work those biceps, Max!
1120
00:54:06.333 --> 00:54:08.166
[Cole] Oh shit! Oh shit!
1121
00:54:08.250 --> 00:54:09.625
I'm coming for you!
1122
00:54:10.125 --> 00:54:12.125
["Police Truck" playing]
1123
00:54:14.791 --> 00:54:15.916
[Max] Come on, faster, Cole!
1124
00:54:16.541 --> 00:54:18.083
[Max whooping]
1125
00:54:18.166 --> 00:54:20.666
♪ Tonight's the night
That we got the truck ♪
1126
00:54:20.750 --> 00:54:23.041
♪ We're goin' downtown
Gonna beat up drunks... ♪
1127
00:54:23.708 --> 00:54:24.916
I'm coming, Cole!
1128
00:54:25.833 --> 00:54:27.666
[Max] Better move your ass!
1129
00:54:27.750 --> 00:54:28.958
Phoebe, cut the rope!
1130
00:54:29.041 --> 00:54:31.541
♪ Ride how we ride... ♪
1131
00:54:31.625 --> 00:54:33.583
[Cole] Come on, Phoebe! Cut the rope!
1132
00:54:33.666 --> 00:54:35.291
Phoebe, the rope, now!
1133
00:54:35.375 --> 00:54:37.208
♪ Ride ♪
1134
00:54:37.291 --> 00:54:39.875
Come on, buddy. I'm right behind you.
1135
00:54:40.208 --> 00:54:42.375
♪ It's roundup time
Where the good whores meet ♪
1136
00:54:42.458 --> 00:54:45.166
♪ We're gonna drag one screaming
Off the street ♪
1137
00:54:45.250 --> 00:54:47.708
♪ Ride, ride how we ride... ♪
1138
00:54:47.791 --> 00:54:50.416
[Cole] What are you doing?
What are you doing?
1139
00:54:50.500 --> 00:54:51.333
Trust me.
1140
00:54:52.333 --> 00:54:53.666
[Max] Cole! You giving up?
1141
00:54:53.750 --> 00:54:54.750
That's no fun.
1142
00:54:54.833 --> 00:54:55.791
[gasping]
1143
00:55:00.666 --> 00:55:01.500
Easy, killer.
1144
00:55:03.083 --> 00:55:05.166
Silly string... Pretty lame.
1145
00:55:05.500 --> 00:55:07.166
Pretty flammable. [yells]
1146
00:55:08.166 --> 00:55:09.666
[Max yells]
1147
00:55:16.541 --> 00:55:17.791
[panting]
1148
00:55:18.500 --> 00:55:19.750
[suspenseful music plays]
1149
00:55:19.833 --> 00:55:22.500
-No!
-I'm coming for you, Cole!
1150
00:55:24.625 --> 00:55:25.958
Oh!
1151
00:55:30.583 --> 00:55:31.416
[Max] No!
1152
00:55:31.875 --> 00:55:33.000
Fuck you, Cole!
1153
00:55:34.583 --> 00:55:35.500
Oh!
1154
00:55:40.291 --> 00:55:41.875
[gasping]
1155
00:55:45.166 --> 00:55:47.041
Oh, shit.
1156
00:55:48.166 --> 00:55:49.000
[grunts]
1157
00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:51.250
I made the right choice.
1158
00:55:52.833 --> 00:55:53.791
What are you doing?
1159
00:55:53.875 --> 00:55:58.041
If you don't chill, you wack-ass blonde
Pocahontas... This a introspective moment.
1160
00:55:58.958 --> 00:56:01.875
I just seen my boy Max
get diced up into Max chowder.
1161
00:56:02.208 --> 00:56:04.041
This night, it is not rocking!
1162
00:56:04.541 --> 00:56:06.666
I should be excited
I didn't get killed first.
1163
00:56:06.750 --> 00:56:09.833
That's some post-Jordan Peele era
horror movie progress. OK?
1164
00:56:09.916 --> 00:56:12.000
But this kid, Cole, he a genius now.
1165
00:56:12.375 --> 00:56:14.625
Before, he was a baby,
now he's all grownst up.
1166
00:56:14.708 --> 00:56:17.375
Before, I wanted to spank him like a baby,
like, bam, bam, bam!
1167
00:56:17.458 --> 00:56:20.208
Now I gotta kill him like a man, just...
[grunts]
1168
00:56:20.291 --> 00:56:21.666
-John's right.
-See that?
1169
00:56:21.750 --> 00:56:24.291
I'm no math major,
but I do know that out of the eight of us,
1170
00:56:24.708 --> 00:56:27.083
73% are dead, which leaves 49% alive,
1171
00:56:27.166 --> 00:56:29.416
and only 6% will make it out of here.
1172
00:56:29.958 --> 00:56:31.791
-I don't like my odds.
-The math is shit.
1173
00:56:31.875 --> 00:56:34.958
Melanie, you know my dyslexias
kicks in when I'm stressed.
1174
00:56:35.041 --> 00:56:39.250
-For this, sign up, not did I!
-You doing too much of this, OK?
1175
00:56:39.333 --> 00:56:42.250
You gotta pick up a book
and read that shit.
1176
00:56:42.333 --> 00:56:44.291
This is exactly what you signed up for.
1177
00:56:44.666 --> 00:56:47.291
"Drain Cole's blood," you said.
"Kill Boom Boom," you said.
1178
00:56:47.375 --> 00:56:49.541
I didn't know Cole
was the Channing Tatum of murder!
1179
00:56:49.958 --> 00:56:51.375
Mel. Quick question.
1180
00:56:51.791 --> 00:56:55.083
Are we still thinking we'll get back,
like, morning-ish tomorrow?
1181
00:56:55.166 --> 00:56:57.333
-What?
-Well, Lauren Bello invited us
1182
00:56:57.416 --> 00:56:58.583
to an escape room at noon.
1183
00:56:58.666 --> 00:57:00.958
Supposed to be there,
like, 15 minutes early.
1184
00:57:01.041 --> 00:57:04.666
-It's, like, a whole waiver situation.
-You guys are such pussies.
1185
00:57:05.375 --> 00:57:07.916
That's it!
You know that's a trigger word for us.
1186
00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:09.666
-I'm out.
-You're not going anywhere.
1187
00:57:09.750 --> 00:57:12.000
-We signed a deal.
-[Jimmy] I promised to help kill people,
1188
00:57:12.083 --> 00:57:14.333
-and you promised to stop insulting me.
-Yeah!
1189
00:57:14.708 --> 00:57:15.541
Diego...
1190
00:57:16.916 --> 00:57:18.750
-let's bounce.
-That's right, be a little bitch.
1191
00:57:18.833 --> 00:57:21.750
This is always my issue
with third-wheeling. Sorry, Mel.
1192
00:57:21.833 --> 00:57:22.750
Bros before ho--
1193
00:57:24.416 --> 00:57:27.250
Oh shit! What the fuck?
1194
00:57:27.333 --> 00:57:28.291
What was that?
1195
00:57:28.833 --> 00:57:29.666
Diego!
1196
00:57:30.291 --> 00:57:33.583
Diego!
1197
00:57:34.208 --> 00:57:36.166
I don't think you understand
how this works, Jimmy.
1198
00:57:39.375 --> 00:57:40.208
Noodle?
1199
00:57:45.833 --> 00:57:46.666
What about you?
1200
00:57:47.458 --> 00:57:51.000
I am staying right here!
My feet is planted on the earth!
1201
00:57:51.083 --> 00:57:52.250
You hear me, Satan?
1202
00:57:54.333 --> 00:57:57.541
-You ain't gonna get no service out here.
-Sat-phone, bitch.
1203
00:57:58.875 --> 00:58:01.416
Plan B is more than a pill I take
on Saturdays.
1204
00:58:01.500 --> 00:58:02.458
[phone ringing]
1205
00:58:02.541 --> 00:58:06.125
Oh God. [coughing]
1206
00:58:07.375 --> 00:58:09.500
-Go for Archie.
-[Melanie] Hi, Mr. Johnson.
1207
00:58:09.583 --> 00:58:12.208
I'm so sorry to call you this late.
It's me, Melanie.
1208
00:58:12.291 --> 00:58:13.708
Is, uh, Cole with you?
1209
00:58:13.791 --> 00:58:17.958
Yeah, me and Cole were just at the lake,
and... I think we had too much to drink.
1210
00:58:18.041 --> 00:58:20.416
-[Archie] Thank God!
-I was wondering if you could pick us up.
1211
00:58:20.500 --> 00:58:22.541
[Archie] Oh, OK, all right.
We'll come get you.
1212
00:58:22.625 --> 00:58:23.458
Thank you.
1213
00:58:23.791 --> 00:58:26.625
-We're on our way. They're at the lake.
-Who was that?
1214
00:58:26.708 --> 00:58:30.208
-That was Melanie. They're at the lake.
-Oh my God! Is she in one piece?
1215
00:58:30.291 --> 00:58:32.125
Yeah. I mean, she was a little shaken up--
1216
00:58:32.208 --> 00:58:33.541
Not her! The car!
1217
00:58:36.583 --> 00:58:38.500
[Phoebe] How much longer till sunrise?
1218
00:58:40.000 --> 00:58:40.958
[Cole] Uh...
1219
00:58:42.666 --> 00:58:43.625
About three hours.
1220
00:58:43.708 --> 00:58:45.833
You deduced that
from staring at the stars?
1221
00:58:46.250 --> 00:58:49.833
Yeah. You know, 'cause the constellations
all revolve around the North Star,
1222
00:58:49.916 --> 00:58:51.125
and so it's kinda like a clock.
1223
00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:56.291
Sorry, just something my dad taught me
when I was a kid.
1224
00:58:56.750 --> 00:58:58.791
I used to dream I'd grow up
to be the kinda guy
1225
00:58:58.875 --> 00:59:00.583
who could be lost
in the middle of nowhere,
1226
00:59:00.958 --> 00:59:06.375
and just with the courage of my conviction
and the night sky, I could survive.
1227
00:59:07.333 --> 00:59:08.416
So, kind of like now?
1228
00:59:12.750 --> 00:59:14.250
What was your childhood dream?
1229
00:59:19.333 --> 00:59:21.250
No. It's too weird.
1230
00:59:26.458 --> 00:59:27.666
[Cole] I like weird.
1231
00:59:32.291 --> 00:59:33.500
I wanted to be Alice.
1232
00:59:35.500 --> 00:59:36.750
From Alice In Wonderland.
1233
00:59:39.083 --> 00:59:43.625
I wanted to fall down the rabbit hole
and wake up in a strange land,
1234
00:59:43.708 --> 00:59:46.125
and meet all sorts of crazy characters...
1235
00:59:47.208 --> 00:59:48.833
go on adventures along the way.
1236
00:59:49.791 --> 00:59:50.666
Mad,
1237
00:59:52.166 --> 00:59:54.166
wild, deranged adventures.
1238
00:59:56.541 --> 00:59:57.625
So, kinda like now.
1239
00:59:58.375 --> 01:00:00.958
[dreamy music playing]
1240
01:00:13.125 --> 01:00:16.166
Yo, we make a left here, we go to Wakanda,
forget the whole thing.
1241
01:00:16.250 --> 01:00:17.583
I've been practicing my accent.
1242
01:00:17.666 --> 01:00:20.750
-[in African accent] "Is this your king?"
-Not a chance in hell.
1243
01:00:26.541 --> 01:00:27.541
[Phoebe] This is it.
1244
01:00:28.708 --> 01:00:30.083
This is where I was headed.
1245
01:00:48.500 --> 01:00:50.166
-Hey, you coming?
-Yeah.
1246
01:00:51.500 --> 01:00:53.375
[Phoebe] Shit. OK, follow me.
1247
01:01:01.500 --> 01:01:02.375
[Cole] Come on.
1248
01:01:18.666 --> 01:01:20.083
[Cole] Oh, this place is awesome.
1249
01:01:22.458 --> 01:01:23.833
This was my family's cabin.
1250
01:01:30.333 --> 01:01:32.250
I haven't been back since my pa...
1251
01:01:33.125 --> 01:01:33.958
Since what?
1252
01:01:36.333 --> 01:01:38.541
It's nothing. Yo, are you OK?
1253
01:01:39.041 --> 01:01:41.208
I really have to go to the bathroom.
Is there one?
1254
01:01:41.291 --> 01:01:43.750
Uh, there's an outhouse. Out there.
1255
01:01:44.291 --> 01:01:45.333
We can't go outside.
1256
01:01:46.708 --> 01:01:48.541
Do you have to go number one
or number two?
1257
01:01:49.375 --> 01:01:51.708
I would kill us both
before I poop in front of you.
1258
01:01:51.791 --> 01:01:52.750
Can you hold it?
1259
01:01:53.250 --> 01:01:55.041
That would damage my pelvic floor.
1260
01:01:55.125 --> 01:01:56.916
[scoffs] Fine! Go ahead.
1261
01:01:57.833 --> 01:01:58.750
Where?
1262
01:01:58.833 --> 01:02:00.708
-The vase. I don't know!
-I...
1263
01:02:03.416 --> 01:02:05.333
-Go.
-OK.
1264
01:02:08.166 --> 01:02:10.291
Can you turn around? A little privacy?
1265
01:02:11.208 --> 01:02:12.041
Whatever.
1266
01:02:14.791 --> 01:02:16.583
And... cover your ears.
1267
01:02:17.000 --> 01:02:19.541
-What?
-I'm self-conscious about my stream.
1268
01:02:19.625 --> 01:02:22.166
It's a little weak,
but my doctor says it's perfectly normal.
1269
01:02:22.583 --> 01:02:23.583
[Phoebe] Oh my God.
1270
01:02:28.041 --> 01:02:28.958
[unzips zipper]
1271
01:02:32.958 --> 01:02:36.000
[urine pattering]
1272
01:02:41.666 --> 01:02:43.666
[tense music playing]
1273
01:02:49.416 --> 01:02:51.166
[music intensifies]
1274
01:02:51.250 --> 01:02:52.416
-Boo!
-[urine splattering]
1275
01:02:52.500 --> 01:02:53.791
-[Phoebe] Shit!
-Oh!
1276
01:02:53.875 --> 01:02:55.958
That was not fun for either of us!
1277
01:02:56.041 --> 01:02:58.541
Weak stream, my ass!
1278
01:02:58.625 --> 01:03:01.833
I'll deal with the pinkeye,
as long as your pelvic floor is OK.
1279
01:03:01.916 --> 01:03:03.541
-[chuckles] Shit!
-I'm so sorry.
1280
01:03:03.625 --> 01:03:05.708
Can I... can I help you clean that up?
1281
01:03:05.791 --> 01:03:08.583
Nah, it... it's cool. Urine is sterile.
1282
01:03:08.666 --> 01:03:10.583
-Come on. I'll survive.
-Yeah.
1283
01:03:10.666 --> 01:03:12.625
["White Rabbit" playing]
1284
01:03:14.500 --> 01:03:17.416
[Phoebe] I think this is our safest bet.
Hide out here till sunrise.
1285
01:03:18.750 --> 01:03:20.666
Yeah, it looks safe.
1286
01:03:28.166 --> 01:03:29.166
Move, bitch.
1287
01:03:31.041 --> 01:03:31.875
Yeah...
1288
01:03:31.958 --> 01:03:37.916
♪ One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small... ♪
1289
01:03:38.000 --> 01:03:38.958
What is this place?
1290
01:03:39.916 --> 01:03:44.958
♪ And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do... ♪
1291
01:03:45.041 --> 01:03:46.083
It's my rabbit hole.
1292
01:03:49.708 --> 01:03:51.250
I made it when I was little.
1293
01:03:52.833 --> 01:03:54.166
I felt very safe here.
1294
01:03:57.875 --> 01:04:01.708
♪ And if you go chasing rabbits ♪
1295
01:04:01.791 --> 01:04:02.916
Alice's tea party?
1296
01:04:03.000 --> 01:04:06.791
♪ And you know you're going to fall ♪
1297
01:04:07.250 --> 01:04:11.375
♪ Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar ♪
1298
01:04:11.791 --> 01:04:16.083
♪ Has given you the call ♪
1299
01:04:16.166 --> 01:04:17.625
♪ He called Alice ♪
1300
01:04:20.000 --> 01:04:22.958
♪ When she was just small... ♪
1301
01:04:31.791 --> 01:04:32.666
Got 'em.
1302
01:04:33.833 --> 01:04:36.500
Wait, look, I'm not so sure
I'm happy we found him. OK?
1303
01:04:36.583 --> 01:04:39.083
Every time someone sneaks up
on this kid, they rest in pieces.
1304
01:04:39.166 --> 01:04:40.250
Here's the plan:
1305
01:04:40.958 --> 01:04:41.791
we wait.
1306
01:04:43.458 --> 01:04:45.291
Wh... The plan is to wait?
1307
01:04:45.375 --> 01:04:47.583
For daylight? Till I burn up into ashes?
1308
01:04:48.500 --> 01:04:51.875
I got shit to do. I wanna go
to a strip club and see Cinnamon.
1309
01:04:51.958 --> 01:04:53.458
Taken us this far, haven't I?
1310
01:04:54.791 --> 01:04:56.041
Stick with me, John.
1311
01:04:56.666 --> 01:04:57.833
The future is female.
1312
01:04:59.041 --> 01:05:00.291
The fuck does that mean?
1313
01:05:02.375 --> 01:05:04.375
[suspenseful music playing]
1314
01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:09.000
["Black Velvet" playing]
1315
01:05:09.958 --> 01:05:13.916
♪ Black velvet and that little boy smile ♪
1316
01:05:14.750 --> 01:05:18.375
♪ Black velvet
And that slow southern style ♪
1317
01:05:19.958 --> 01:05:24.208
♪ A new religion
That'll bring you to your knees ♪
1318
01:05:24.291 --> 01:05:27.500
-♪ Black velvet if you please ♪
-[cell phone ringing]
1319
01:05:27.583 --> 01:05:28.458
Ah.
1320
01:05:28.916 --> 01:05:31.416
Who's that? Pick it up. Pick it up. Yeah.
1321
01:05:31.500 --> 01:05:33.625
-[Mom] Hi.
-Hey, honey, we got him.
1322
01:05:33.708 --> 01:05:35.291
Oh thank God. He's OK?
1323
01:05:35.375 --> 01:05:37.625
-Was he ever? Let's be honest.
-No.
1324
01:05:38.041 --> 01:05:40.708
Yeah, he's with Melanie at the lake.
She dinged me--
1325
01:05:40.791 --> 01:05:42.666
-Pinged us. Pinged.
-She dinged us the location.
1326
01:05:42.750 --> 01:05:44.083
I swear to God, it's ding.
1327
01:05:44.166 --> 01:05:46.833
-It's GIF, not jiff. It's ping, not ding.
-Who is that?
1328
01:05:46.916 --> 01:05:48.541
-She pinged us the location.
-Is that Juan?
1329
01:05:48.625 --> 01:05:51.083
-We'll be there in 30 minutes.
-Are you guys high?
1330
01:05:51.541 --> 01:05:53.916
It's fine.
I'm bringing our boy home, OK, honey?
1331
01:05:54.000 --> 01:05:56.125
Did you take pot? Honey?
1332
01:05:56.541 --> 01:05:57.375
What's that?
1333
01:05:57.791 --> 01:06:00.041
-Are you high?
-Who... who are you talking to?
1334
01:06:00.125 --> 01:06:01.833
I'm talking to you. Are you high?
1335
01:06:01.916 --> 01:06:03.875
At this point,
I'm not sure who you're talking to.
1336
01:06:03.958 --> 01:06:04.875
Are you high?
1337
01:06:04.958 --> 01:06:07.333
-Am I? Or are you?
-You took pot!
1338
01:06:08.583 --> 01:06:09.708
I w...
1339
01:06:09.791 --> 01:06:11.791
Look, I'm gonna be honest with you--
1340
01:06:11.875 --> 01:06:14.250
[Juan] We're going through a tunnel!
I hung up.
1341
01:06:14.333 --> 01:06:16.083
-Yeah, that was great timing.
-Yeah.
1342
01:06:16.166 --> 01:06:18.625
I can still hear you,
you Joe Exotic-look--
1343
01:06:19.583 --> 01:06:21.916
-What?
-I just hung up. I hung up. Sorry.
1344
01:06:22.000 --> 01:06:22.833
Call her back.
1345
01:06:22.916 --> 01:06:24.916
["White Rabbit" continues playing]
1346
01:06:32.166 --> 01:06:33.083
[Cole] Who's that?
1347
01:06:36.125 --> 01:06:37.250
Bunny was my lovey.
1348
01:06:40.166 --> 01:06:42.250
He was my best friend, and...
1349
01:06:44.833 --> 01:06:45.833
I lost him...
1350
01:06:47.166 --> 01:06:48.166
when I was six.
1351
01:06:51.583 --> 01:06:55.625
Two days ago, he showed up in my locker
with the key to the house
1352
01:06:55.708 --> 01:06:57.916
and a fortune saying,
1353
01:06:58.500 --> 01:06:59.916
"It ends tonight."
1354
01:07:00.958 --> 01:07:02.625
Who do you think put it in your locker?
1355
01:07:03.500 --> 01:07:04.333
I don't know.
1356
01:07:05.500 --> 01:07:06.500
A guardian angel?
1357
01:07:09.666 --> 01:07:13.666
There's something about tonight...
doesn't feel like a coincidence.
1358
01:07:13.750 --> 01:07:15.166
[heart beating]
1359
01:07:19.250 --> 01:07:21.708
Yeah. A... cassette player!
1360
01:07:22.500 --> 01:07:23.500
Wow.
1361
01:07:23.583 --> 01:07:27.416
[chuckles] These are so exhilarating,
'cause the cassettes are fragile and--
1362
01:07:27.500 --> 01:07:28.375
Yeah.
1363
01:07:28.458 --> 01:07:32.291
Every time you play 'em, you know,
it could be the last time that you get to.
1364
01:07:33.458 --> 01:07:35.416
-["Apache" playing]
-Oh!
1365
01:07:35.500 --> 01:07:36.708
Oh!
1366
01:07:36.791 --> 01:07:39.041
-I love this song.
-Me too!
1367
01:07:39.125 --> 01:07:43.208
I think one time, me and my babysitter
listened to this for 48 hours straight.
1368
01:07:44.375 --> 01:07:48.541
-She sounds pretty cool.
-Yeah, she was. Is. I... I don't know.
1369
01:07:48.625 --> 01:07:51.541
She's... kind of who started the thing
with them out there.
1370
01:07:52.958 --> 01:07:55.208
Mine always said
it was her job to protect me.
1371
01:08:02.041 --> 01:08:04.750
♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪
1372
01:08:13.958 --> 01:08:17.916
♪ Tonto, jump on it
Jump on it, jump on it ♪
1373
01:08:22.041 --> 01:08:25.708
♪ Kemosabe, jump on it
Jump on it, jump on it ♪
1374
01:08:30.708 --> 01:08:34.541
♪ Custer, jump on it
Jump on it, jump on it ♪
1375
01:08:34.625 --> 01:08:35.833
♪ Jump on it ♪
1376
01:08:38.875 --> 01:08:41.125
♪ A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga ♪
1377
01:08:42.916 --> 01:08:44.000
[screams]
1378
01:08:50.541 --> 01:08:51.708
-[Melanie] Hi!
-[Archie] Hey.
1379
01:08:51.791 --> 01:08:54.958
[Melanie] I'm sorry! I thought it'd be fun
to get him out the house for a night,
1380
01:08:55.041 --> 01:08:56.833
but then he just kinda went crazy.
1381
01:08:56.916 --> 01:08:59.000
Like, he started talking about
the cult stuff again.
1382
01:08:59.083 --> 01:09:02.750
That's all good, but where's the car?
You're gonna hear from my attorneys.
1383
01:09:02.833 --> 01:09:05.000
-Where's Cole?
-He's over there. I'll take you to him.
1384
01:09:05.083 --> 01:09:08.125
But be prepared.
He's, like, saying really weird stuff.
1385
01:09:08.208 --> 01:09:09.666
-Oh shit.
-[Melanie] OK.
1386
01:09:11.208 --> 01:09:13.333
-His kid is a waking nightmare.
-Tell me about it.
1387
01:09:13.416 --> 01:09:14.500
-Who are you, bro?
-I'm John.
1388
01:09:14.583 --> 01:09:15.541
Juan.
1389
01:09:15.625 --> 01:09:17.458
That's dope.
You're the Hispanic version of me.
1390
01:09:17.541 --> 01:09:19.041
-Exactamundo!
-[both chuckle]
1391
01:09:19.125 --> 01:09:22.416
Wait. Mr. Johnson,
I think it's best if I stay back here.
1392
01:09:22.500 --> 01:09:26.166
He thinks I'm, like, evil or something.
I don't wanna freak him out again.
1393
01:09:26.250 --> 01:09:29.000
[sighs] Yeah, that's...
that's a great idea.
1394
01:09:29.083 --> 01:09:30.916
-OK, thank you.
-OK. Be careful!
1395
01:09:31.375 --> 01:09:33.083
[John] Come on!
He running full speed, huh?
1396
01:09:33.166 --> 01:09:35.750
[Juan] God, I gotta shit.
Hope there's a bathroom in there.
1397
01:09:37.000 --> 01:09:40.958
If I'm being completely honest, I thought
you were gonna kiss like a turtle.
1398
01:09:41.458 --> 01:09:44.500
-But you're surprisingly good.
-I get that a lot. [laughs]
1399
01:09:44.583 --> 01:09:48.333
-A lot? Really?
-You know, I've had a little practice.
1400
01:09:48.416 --> 01:09:49.291
With who?
1401
01:09:49.958 --> 01:09:50.833
Uh...
1402
01:09:50.916 --> 01:09:53.041
Actually,
the girl who's trying to kill us.
1403
01:09:53.500 --> 01:09:57.541
I don't really have good luck with women.
They sorta end up being murderers.
1404
01:10:02.250 --> 01:10:03.250
[Phoebe sighs]
1405
01:10:07.083 --> 01:10:07.916
Well...
1406
01:10:13.958 --> 01:10:15.708
I guess your streak still stands.
1407
01:10:16.625 --> 01:10:17.750
[Cole] What do you mean?
1408
01:10:19.625 --> 01:10:20.458
What?
1409
01:10:22.333 --> 01:10:23.291
What is it?
1410
01:10:24.416 --> 01:10:25.291
Uh...
1411
01:10:25.750 --> 01:10:27.041
I killed my parents.
1412
01:10:28.333 --> 01:10:30.166
[pensive music playing]
1413
01:10:31.291 --> 01:10:34.916
Come on, we have to hurry. He's all alone,
and Bunny only has one eye.
1414
01:10:35.000 --> 01:10:36.625
[Bee] You sure you know
where you left him?
1415
01:10:36.708 --> 01:10:38.541
[Phoebe] Yeah. Right at the water line.
1416
01:10:45.458 --> 01:10:46.291
[tires screech]
1417
01:10:54.375 --> 01:10:56.208
I was in the car that crashed into them.
1418
01:11:00.083 --> 01:11:02.541
If I hadn't left that stupid bunny
at the lake,
1419
01:11:02.625 --> 01:11:05.166
if I just waited until morning,
I would still have my parents.
1420
01:11:05.250 --> 01:11:06.666
I would still have a family.
1421
01:11:16.000 --> 01:11:17.000
[sniffles]
1422
01:11:19.500 --> 01:11:20.500
Go on.
1423
01:11:20.958 --> 01:11:22.333
Say it. I know you want to.
1424
01:11:23.750 --> 01:11:24.833
[whispers] Say what?
1425
01:11:24.916 --> 01:11:28.166
The whole Good Will Hunting speech
where you're like... [sniffles]
1426
01:11:28.750 --> 01:11:30.000
"It's not your fault."
1427
01:11:30.625 --> 01:11:34.083
It's what every state-issued social worker
has told me my entire life.
1428
01:11:35.000 --> 01:11:37.083
I can't tell you that it's not your fault.
1429
01:11:39.291 --> 01:11:41.666
But I also can't tell you
that it is your fault.
1430
01:11:43.875 --> 01:11:45.083
You went through something
1431
01:11:45.166 --> 01:11:48.416
that no little kid
should ever have to go through.
1432
01:11:50.833 --> 01:11:54.375
And it sucks that you have to carry
that pain with you
1433
01:11:54.458 --> 01:11:55.666
for the rest of your life.
1434
01:11:56.416 --> 01:11:57.250
But...
1435
01:11:57.916 --> 01:11:59.375
it's through adversity...
1436
01:11:59.916 --> 01:12:01.250
that we find strength.
1437
01:12:03.458 --> 01:12:04.583
You are...
1438
01:12:06.208 --> 01:12:07.291
by far...
1439
01:12:08.458 --> 01:12:10.541
the strongest person I have ever met.
1440
01:12:12.500 --> 01:12:14.916
And I couldn't have made it
through tonight without you.
1441
01:12:16.833 --> 01:12:18.541
[Archie] Cole? Buddy?
1442
01:12:20.375 --> 01:12:21.208
Dad?
1443
01:12:21.291 --> 01:12:23.250
Why don't you come on up, OK?
Let's go home.
1444
01:12:23.333 --> 01:12:25.041
[hatch rattling]
1445
01:12:25.125 --> 01:12:27.166
-[Archie] Hey, Cole, it's locked!
-Don't go up there!
1446
01:12:27.250 --> 01:12:29.500
-I have to. It's my dad.
-But we're safe here.
1447
01:12:29.583 --> 01:12:31.791
-[Archie] Buddy, come on.
-Look, maybe it's a trap.
1448
01:12:31.875 --> 01:12:34.291
Both the T-800 and the T-1000
use voice sampling.
1449
01:12:34.375 --> 01:12:35.625
[Archie] Buddy, let's go home.
1450
01:12:36.000 --> 01:12:39.041
Or maybe Melanie's using your parents
to try to lure you out there.
1451
01:12:39.125 --> 01:12:41.708
[Archie] Come on, Cole, just come up.
Nothing's gonna happen to you.
1452
01:12:41.791 --> 01:12:43.958
It stinks of pee up here!
1453
01:12:44.041 --> 01:12:45.083
[thumping]
1454
01:12:46.208 --> 01:12:48.166
[rattling]
1455
01:12:48.791 --> 01:12:49.625
Cole!
1456
01:12:49.708 --> 01:12:52.208
-We can't hide here forever, Phoebe.
-We don't have to.
1457
01:12:52.291 --> 01:12:54.500
-Just another hour or so.
-[Archie] Just come up, buddy.
1458
01:12:54.583 --> 01:12:56.250
-Everything's fine.
-[Phoebe] Look!
1459
01:12:57.333 --> 01:13:00.250
Everyone I have ever cared about
has died right in front of me.
1460
01:13:02.291 --> 01:13:03.583
Please don't go up there.
1461
01:13:04.458 --> 01:13:07.166
If it is a trap, then he's in danger,
and we have to help him.
1462
01:13:07.250 --> 01:13:09.875
-[rattling]
-[Juan] Listen to your father, Cole!
1463
01:13:12.458 --> 01:13:14.666
But if we go up there,
we can't go unarmed.
1464
01:13:15.333 --> 01:13:18.833
Which is ironic, because my dad
kept his hunting gear down here.
1465
01:13:18.916 --> 01:13:21.458
What? Why didn't you say that?
Let's grab it.
1466
01:13:21.541 --> 01:13:23.875
Can't. I don't have the combo to the safe.
1467
01:13:24.333 --> 01:13:25.666
-I was six.
-Wow.
1468
01:13:27.500 --> 01:13:29.125
I guess it all does end tonight.
1469
01:13:39.666 --> 01:13:40.500
Cole?
1470
01:13:46.333 --> 01:13:48.083
[beeping]
1471
01:13:54.625 --> 01:13:56.666
Could this night get any more erotic?
1472
01:13:59.375 --> 01:14:02.000
[Cole] Step away from the door!
Phoebe and I are coming out!
1473
01:14:02.333 --> 01:14:03.250
Who's Phoebe?
1474
01:14:03.333 --> 01:14:05.958
Imaginary friend.
He's having a psychotic delusion.
1475
01:14:06.041 --> 01:14:08.958
You've gone loco again, Cole!
1476
01:14:10.666 --> 01:14:12.875
I did not go loco.
1477
01:14:17.041 --> 01:14:19.875
[splutters] I know you didn't.
This is all in your head.
1478
01:14:20.458 --> 01:14:22.166
Where'd you get the crossbow?
1479
01:14:23.916 --> 01:14:25.166
Three, two, one...
1480
01:14:25.583 --> 01:14:27.708
[badly singing]
♪ Everyone's watching ♪
1481
01:14:28.500 --> 01:14:30.958
[mumbling]
1482
01:14:31.041 --> 01:14:33.000
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1483
01:14:33.083 --> 01:14:34.375
♪ Baby ♪
1484
01:14:34.458 --> 01:14:37.208
[scats out of key]
1485
01:14:37.291 --> 01:14:39.166
Can't give up on me like that, Frank.
1486
01:14:39.250 --> 01:14:40.708
I'll do anything to make it!
1487
01:14:41.083 --> 01:14:42.750
-I...
-[groans]
1488
01:14:42.833 --> 01:14:43.708
John?
1489
01:14:44.250 --> 01:14:46.041
Dad, move away from him!
1490
01:14:46.125 --> 01:14:48.458
-Just take a breath, OK?
-[John] Calm down.
1491
01:14:48.541 --> 01:14:50.791
Oh, shit!
1492
01:14:50.875 --> 01:14:52.333
[singing melody]
1493
01:14:52.416 --> 01:14:54.708
-Cole!
-You just tried to shoot me!
1494
01:14:54.791 --> 01:14:55.666
And you missed, bitch!
1495
01:14:55.750 --> 01:14:57.000
[Cole screams]
1496
01:14:58.208 --> 01:14:59.333
[John] Whoo! Ha!
1497
01:14:59.416 --> 01:15:00.958
You a clumsy bitch, ain't you?
1498
01:15:02.000 --> 01:15:03.041
No, stop!
1499
01:15:03.916 --> 01:15:05.333
You about to die a virgin!
1500
01:15:06.416 --> 01:15:07.375
Shit!
1501
01:15:07.458 --> 01:15:08.583
[grunts]
1502
01:15:08.666 --> 01:15:11.333
-[blood squelching]
-[screaming]
1503
01:15:12.916 --> 01:15:14.041
Oh!
1504
01:15:14.125 --> 01:15:15.083
[choking]
1505
01:15:19.166 --> 01:15:20.916
-He's dead.
-He's a demon!
1506
01:15:21.000 --> 01:15:25.208
-Son...
-Please, Cole, you're scaring me.
1507
01:15:25.291 --> 01:15:26.625
No. Stay away from us!
1508
01:15:26.708 --> 01:15:28.208
-Cole, it's me!
-Get back!
1509
01:15:28.291 --> 01:15:31.000
Please put it down.
OK? It's me, it's Melanie.
1510
01:15:31.083 --> 01:15:32.208
Get back, now!
1511
01:15:32.291 --> 01:15:33.833
I love you, Cole.
1512
01:15:36.000 --> 01:15:39.041
-He's not himself. We need to help him.
-OK, Cole, listen to me...
1513
01:15:39.125 --> 01:15:40.916
-[Cole] She's part of it!
-Part of what?
1514
01:15:41.000 --> 01:15:42.750
-The blood cult.
-He's telling the truth.
1515
01:15:42.833 --> 01:15:44.125
There is no cult! OK?
1516
01:15:44.208 --> 01:15:46.500
-Just put down the weapons, please!
-Put it down.
1517
01:15:48.125 --> 01:15:49.833
Nice catch, baby girl!
1518
01:15:49.916 --> 01:15:50.916
Let's go!
1519
01:15:51.000 --> 01:15:53.083
-[Archie] Cole, stop!
-[Cole] Come on! Go!
1520
01:15:53.458 --> 01:15:54.375
Cole!
1521
01:15:54.458 --> 01:15:57.166
-Where are you going, sweetie?
-Let go of me!
1522
01:15:57.250 --> 01:16:00.250
No! I'm calling it! We out this piece!
1523
01:16:00.333 --> 01:16:02.166
I'm not going anywhere with you.
1524
01:16:02.250 --> 01:16:05.000
Oh, my God, you're grounded.
No Coachella--
1525
01:16:05.750 --> 01:16:07.833
[screaming]
1526
01:16:07.916 --> 01:16:10.166
That's it! I'm taking your IUD!
1527
01:16:10.250 --> 01:16:11.708
[screaming]
1528
01:16:12.458 --> 01:16:13.791
[Juan, gasping choking]
1529
01:16:16.375 --> 01:16:17.666
[both panting]
1530
01:16:17.750 --> 01:16:19.708
I have to face my dad. Run, OK?
1531
01:16:19.791 --> 01:16:21.750
Run until the sun comes up. Don't stop.
1532
01:16:23.625 --> 01:16:25.666
I'll find you. I promise I'll find you.
1533
01:16:26.125 --> 01:16:26.958
Go.
1534
01:16:28.166 --> 01:16:29.541
-[Archie] Cole!
-Dad...
1535
01:16:31.875 --> 01:16:34.125
-Cole.
-Dad, I'm not crazy, OK? I swear!
1536
01:16:34.208 --> 01:16:36.750
-Stop.
-I'm sorry I yelled at you, OK?
1537
01:16:36.833 --> 01:16:38.833
But you have to understand, he's a demon.
1538
01:16:38.916 --> 01:16:41.166
OK. OK. It's OK, I'm here.
1539
01:16:41.833 --> 01:16:42.708
OK.
1540
01:16:43.041 --> 01:16:44.250
-Come on.
-OK.
1541
01:16:44.875 --> 01:16:45.875
It's OK.
1542
01:16:47.000 --> 01:16:48.708
-I love you, Dad.
-I love you too.
1543
01:16:49.541 --> 01:16:50.583
I love you too.
1544
01:16:51.416 --> 01:16:52.250
[Cole sighs]
1545
01:16:52.333 --> 01:16:54.833
-I'm not going anywhere, OK?
-I'm sorry.
1546
01:16:54.916 --> 01:16:56.541
-[Archie] It's gonna be OK.
-[stabbing]
1547
01:17:02.083 --> 01:17:05.333
-Dad?
-It's OK, it's gonna be OK. I'm here.
1548
01:17:06.083 --> 01:17:08.750
You don't understand, I have to save her.
1549
01:17:09.208 --> 01:17:13.083
-You don't understand...
-I got you. We're gonna get you home.
1550
01:17:17.125 --> 01:17:18.208
So close.
1551
01:17:18.291 --> 01:17:20.500
The knife toss isn't your specialty,
Melanie.
1552
01:17:22.250 --> 01:17:25.541
Maybe you should stick with trust
as your weapon of mass destruction.
1553
01:17:25.625 --> 01:17:28.875
Trust is for people that are too scared
to believe in themselves.
1554
01:17:28.958 --> 01:17:30.916
-I used to feel the same way.
-I know.
1555
01:17:31.375 --> 01:17:33.500
You're a self-loathing, whiny bitch.
1556
01:17:34.416 --> 01:17:37.000
Which makes you a perfect candidate
for my team.
1557
01:17:37.083 --> 01:17:39.291
Join us,
and be the best version of yourself.
1558
01:17:42.375 --> 01:17:43.708
So, what's it gonna be?
1559
01:17:47.958 --> 01:17:49.041
[male voice] Fight!
1560
01:17:59.916 --> 01:18:01.000
[bones cracking]
1561
01:18:07.958 --> 01:18:08.875
[grunts]
1562
01:18:32.375 --> 01:18:33.416
[blood squelching]
1563
01:18:39.875 --> 01:18:41.083
[male voice] Game over!
1564
01:18:41.666 --> 01:18:44.166
Should've taken my offer to be a big fish.
1565
01:18:45.000 --> 01:18:46.541
Now you're just bait.
1566
01:18:49.208 --> 01:18:50.208
[Archie sniffles]
1567
01:18:50.958 --> 01:18:53.291
Electric cars... [sniffles]
1568
01:18:55.041 --> 01:18:56.666
My God, they're stupid...
1569
01:18:57.500 --> 01:18:58.458
cars.
1570
01:18:59.125 --> 01:19:00.125
Oh my boy!
1571
01:19:02.791 --> 01:19:05.375
Oh God, my neck. What a night.
1572
01:19:06.333 --> 01:19:09.541
[reverential music playing]
1573
01:19:10.875 --> 01:19:12.875
[Melanie sighs] You know,
1574
01:19:13.500 --> 01:19:15.458
you and I have a lot in common.
1575
01:19:17.750 --> 01:19:18.583
[chuckles]
1576
01:19:19.791 --> 01:19:22.875
Back there, the way he looked at you...
1577
01:19:24.625 --> 01:19:26.666
That's the same way he used to look at me.
1578
01:19:26.750 --> 01:19:28.791
Are you gonna monologue me to death?
1579
01:19:28.875 --> 01:19:32.375
-I mean, I was, but I guess I won't now.
-Your plan's not gonna work.
1580
01:19:32.750 --> 01:19:35.291
He's not gonna come back.
His dad probably has him on lockdown.
1581
01:19:35.375 --> 01:19:37.250
Cole's a big Terminator fan.
1582
01:19:37.833 --> 01:19:38.833
He'll be back.
1583
01:19:41.166 --> 01:19:42.250
[Archie sighs]
1584
01:19:43.666 --> 01:19:46.708
-[car alarm blaring]
-[Archie] Oh shit! Where is it?
1585
01:19:49.708 --> 01:19:53.625
Cole, unlock the door.
Cole, unlock the door.
1586
01:19:55.708 --> 01:19:59.458
Cole! Come on!
Cole, give me the keys. Cole!
1587
01:19:59.541 --> 01:20:01.666
Open up! Uh-oh! Don't go over there.
1588
01:20:02.750 --> 01:20:05.375
Cole! Cole! Cole! Unlock the door.
1589
01:20:06.375 --> 01:20:08.083
-Turn off the car!
-Dad, listen to me.
1590
01:20:08.458 --> 01:20:09.875
Listen to me, OK?
1591
01:20:09.958 --> 01:20:12.833
Look, you're always saying that
we find our strength through adversity.
1592
01:20:12.916 --> 01:20:13.791
Yeah, I...
1593
01:20:14.416 --> 01:20:18.291
Tonight, I realize that strength
is measured by the lengths you'll go to
1594
01:20:18.375 --> 01:20:20.125
-for the people you love.
-Oh, Cole...
1595
01:20:21.125 --> 01:20:23.500
I'm in love with her,
and I made a promise.
1596
01:20:23.916 --> 01:20:25.666
Cole, no, no... Cole! Cole! Cole!
1597
01:20:29.083 --> 01:20:30.041
[sighs]
1598
01:20:35.125 --> 01:20:36.333
Why am I here?
1599
01:20:37.500 --> 01:20:39.708
You said you needed Cole.
Cole's with his dad.
1600
01:20:39.791 --> 01:20:43.666
Parents don't stand a chance
against a lovestruck teenager.
1601
01:20:47.875 --> 01:20:52.000
People will do anything
to get what they want.
1602
01:20:54.541 --> 01:20:56.458
-And what Cole wants...
-[knife rasps]
1603
01:20:59.916 --> 01:21:00.958
[chuckles]
1604
01:21:02.041 --> 01:21:02.875
...is you.
1605
01:21:02.958 --> 01:21:03.833
[phone ringing]
1606
01:21:03.916 --> 01:21:06.541
Ah! I wonder who that could be.
1607
01:21:08.791 --> 01:21:10.916
[sighs] Hey, Cole!
1608
01:21:11.000 --> 01:21:13.750
-[Melanie] Are you having fun tonight?
-Where is she?
1609
01:21:15.416 --> 01:21:16.416
Pirate's Cove.
1610
01:21:16.500 --> 01:21:18.208
Be here in 20 minutes,
1611
01:21:18.625 --> 01:21:19.500
or she's dead.
1612
01:21:20.250 --> 01:21:21.541
Follow the smoke.
1613
01:21:23.875 --> 01:21:24.708
Hey...
1614
01:21:25.541 --> 01:21:26.958
you're not prettier than me.
1615
01:21:27.625 --> 01:21:30.125
[dramatic music playing]
1616
01:21:40.750 --> 01:21:42.416
[Cole] Hey! Melanie!
1617
01:21:43.125 --> 01:21:45.375
I'm not gonna fight you anymore, OK?
Just don't hurt her!
1618
01:21:45.458 --> 01:21:47.500
-Cole!
-Phoebe, are you OK?
1619
01:21:47.583 --> 01:21:49.750
-Yeah, I'm good.
-Is this where you want me?
1620
01:21:49.833 --> 01:21:50.708
[pants]
1621
01:21:51.375 --> 01:21:52.333
Here I am!
1622
01:21:52.791 --> 01:21:54.500
Take my blood, kill me, whatever.
1623
01:21:55.125 --> 01:21:56.375
I'm so sick of this shit!
1624
01:22:01.625 --> 01:22:03.750
OK, you have me! Let her go!
1625
01:22:06.291 --> 01:22:07.791
Not until I deliver.
1626
01:22:08.666 --> 01:22:09.583
For who?
1627
01:22:10.208 --> 01:22:11.208
For her.
1628
01:22:14.625 --> 01:22:16.625
[reverential music playing]
1629
01:22:27.791 --> 01:22:28.625
You...
1630
01:22:32.666 --> 01:22:33.666
Hey, Coley.
1631
01:22:34.083 --> 01:22:37.500
[scoffs] I should've known
this night would end with you.
1632
01:22:37.916 --> 01:22:38.750
Bee?
1633
01:22:41.166 --> 01:22:42.375
You two know each other?
1634
01:22:44.250 --> 01:22:45.250
Hey, Phoebe.
1635
01:22:45.666 --> 01:22:46.666
You've grown.
1636
01:22:47.625 --> 01:22:48.958
She was my babysitter.
1637
01:22:50.541 --> 01:22:51.375
Yeah.
1638
01:22:52.000 --> 01:22:53.208
I thought you were dead.
1639
01:22:55.041 --> 01:22:55.875
No.
1640
01:22:57.708 --> 01:23:00.916
I was told you died
the night of the accident.
1641
01:23:01.416 --> 01:23:03.083
It's OK. Bunny's gonna be fine.
1642
01:23:03.625 --> 01:23:05.083
-I love you.
-[tires screech]
1643
01:23:09.666 --> 01:23:11.750
I was the only survivor, by some miracle.
1644
01:23:13.333 --> 01:23:14.250
"Miracle..."
1645
01:23:15.708 --> 01:23:16.708
Deal with the Devil.
1646
01:23:19.208 --> 01:23:20.500
[growling]
1647
01:23:21.375 --> 01:23:23.541
Or a Faustian bargain.
1648
01:23:24.291 --> 01:23:26.875
And now, Mephistopheles is here
to collect the debt.
1649
01:23:27.458 --> 01:23:29.000
-[tuts]
-Here...
1650
01:23:30.083 --> 01:23:31.000
take it.
1651
01:23:31.500 --> 01:23:32.916
-Stab me again.
-[Melanie] All right.
1652
01:23:33.000 --> 01:23:35.375
As much as I love a family reunion...
1653
01:23:36.125 --> 01:23:38.166
we're on the clock, whores. Let's go.
1654
01:23:41.500 --> 01:23:43.166
Melanie, you were my best friend.
1655
01:23:44.500 --> 01:23:46.208
I had a chance to trade up.
1656
01:23:47.000 --> 01:23:48.666
We all did. [laughs]
1657
01:23:51.916 --> 01:23:54.416
[reverential music playing]
1658
01:23:54.500 --> 01:23:55.583
[panting]
1659
01:24:16.875 --> 01:24:17.708
Thank you.
1660
01:24:18.416 --> 01:24:21.083
We all drink,
and then we finally get what we deserve!
1661
01:24:23.583 --> 01:24:25.083
[panting]
1662
01:24:30.916 --> 01:24:32.958
[panting]
1663
01:24:40.166 --> 01:24:41.166
[Bee] It's time.
1664
01:24:44.208 --> 01:24:45.416
Oh!
1665
01:24:45.500 --> 01:24:46.458
Let's go.
1666
01:24:48.833 --> 01:24:49.833
[John] Mmm.
1667
01:24:50.708 --> 01:24:52.625
-Come, come, come.
-[Max exhales]
1668
01:24:54.083 --> 01:24:55.500
It's disgusting though. [gags]
1669
01:24:56.250 --> 01:24:58.208
I don't know where your mouth has been.
1670
01:25:00.208 --> 01:25:01.375
The world is mine.
1671
01:25:03.250 --> 01:25:06.166
[in Latin] Ave Satanus Aeternum.
1672
01:25:10.916 --> 01:25:12.041
[in English] Bring it.
1673
01:25:14.625 --> 01:25:16.791
Goddamn! Slow down!
Save some for the fishes.
1674
01:25:21.583 --> 01:25:23.791
Yes. I feel it.
1675
01:25:25.166 --> 01:25:26.125
[laughs]
1676
01:25:26.208 --> 01:25:27.041
[laughs]
1677
01:25:27.958 --> 01:25:30.500
The unhallowed prophecy is fulfilled.
1678
01:25:32.000 --> 01:25:33.333
[John grunting]
1679
01:25:40.166 --> 01:25:41.250
Did it work?
1680
01:25:42.750 --> 01:25:44.541
-Feel a little warm.
-It's happening.
1681
01:25:44.625 --> 01:25:47.625
Something's not right.
I... I do not feel cute.
1682
01:25:49.875 --> 01:25:51.208
[John groans]
1683
01:25:51.291 --> 01:25:52.208
Cover your mouth!
1684
01:25:53.000 --> 01:25:54.708
[coughing]
1685
01:25:59.250 --> 01:26:02.333
"The blood of the sacrificed
1686
01:26:03.166 --> 01:26:05.375
mixed with the blood of the innocent."
1687
01:26:06.916 --> 01:26:07.833
[chuckles]
1688
01:26:08.875 --> 01:26:11.208
But you're not so innocent anymore,
are ya?
1689
01:26:11.291 --> 01:26:13.083
He's a virgin! He has to be!
1690
01:26:13.166 --> 01:26:16.708
Look at that skinny little creep.
Who'd have sex with that?
1691
01:26:18.083 --> 01:26:19.750
You wanna tell 'em, or should I?
1692
01:26:20.625 --> 01:26:21.625
[Sonya] No, no!
1693
01:26:22.291 --> 01:26:24.375
If the blood offering is tainted, then...
1694
01:26:25.708 --> 01:26:27.000
You betrayed us!
1695
01:26:27.083 --> 01:26:29.916
♪ She's a Killer Queen... ♪
1696
01:26:30.000 --> 01:26:32.208
You fucking stud, Cole!
1697
01:26:33.541 --> 01:26:35.208
I'm not even mad, bro!
1698
01:26:35.875 --> 01:26:36.833
Respect!
1699
01:26:36.916 --> 01:26:38.041
♪ Anytime... ♪
1700
01:26:38.125 --> 01:26:39.000
[coughing]
1701
01:26:43.375 --> 01:26:44.291
[grunts]
1702
01:26:45.958 --> 01:26:48.291
Black power, bitch!
1703
01:26:52.041 --> 01:26:53.833
[gasping]
1704
01:26:54.208 --> 01:26:58.208
Heavenly Father, I accept Jesus Christ
as my lord and savior.
1705
01:26:58.291 --> 01:26:59.125
[grunts]
1706
01:27:00.166 --> 01:27:02.083
♪ Temporarily out of gas ♪
1707
01:27:02.166 --> 01:27:05.583
♪ To absolutely drive you wild ♪
1708
01:27:06.166 --> 01:27:07.416
♪ Wild ♪
1709
01:27:07.500 --> 01:27:08.625
♪ She's all out to get you ♪
1710
01:27:08.708 --> 01:27:10.708
♪ She's a Killer Queen ♪
1711
01:27:11.208 --> 01:27:13.000
♪ Gunpowder, gelatine ♪
1712
01:27:13.083 --> 01:27:15.166
♪ Dynamite with a laser beam... ♪
1713
01:27:15.250 --> 01:27:17.083
[screaming]
1714
01:27:22.666 --> 01:27:24.333
[gasps]
1715
01:27:27.416 --> 01:27:28.583
-Oh my God.
-[chuckles]
1716
01:27:28.666 --> 01:27:29.958
Big Carl was right.
1717
01:27:31.916 --> 01:27:33.291
I just needed to get laid!
1718
01:27:35.250 --> 01:27:36.458
[Phoebe chuckles]
1719
01:27:42.583 --> 01:27:45.875
Wait, so you rigged this entire thing
just to save us?
1720
01:27:54.750 --> 01:27:57.708
I'm just looking for gas.
My jet ski's running low.
1721
01:27:57.791 --> 01:28:00.458
A million followers isn't cool.
You know what's cool?
1722
01:28:01.833 --> 01:28:03.833
A billion followers.
1723
01:28:04.291 --> 01:28:07.375
When you figure out what you want,
you'll do anything to get it.
1724
01:28:10.125 --> 01:28:10.958
Hi.
1725
01:28:11.708 --> 01:28:12.625
[Bee chuckles]
1726
01:28:15.125 --> 01:28:16.833
You were my guardian angel.
1727
01:28:16.916 --> 01:28:19.750
The... the little girl, is she OK?
1728
01:28:20.208 --> 01:28:21.708
She doesn't have much time.
1729
01:28:22.125 --> 01:28:23.166
Oh God...
1730
01:28:23.833 --> 01:28:25.458
[nurse] If she could be saved...
1731
01:28:26.958 --> 01:28:29.291
[in demonic voice] what would you give?
1732
01:28:29.375 --> 01:28:30.583
I would give anything.
1733
01:28:31.416 --> 01:28:33.041
And I swore to always protect you.
1734
01:28:33.458 --> 01:28:34.666
-[chuckles]
-[Cole] Wait.
1735
01:28:35.583 --> 01:28:37.833
How were you certain that, um...
1736
01:28:38.500 --> 01:28:41.750
that we would just do the...
I would render, um...
1737
01:28:43.041 --> 01:28:44.041
myself not...
1738
01:28:45.041 --> 01:28:46.583
you know, not an "innocent"?
1739
01:28:46.666 --> 01:28:47.666
I wasn't.
1740
01:28:48.625 --> 01:28:50.625
But I always said
when the right girl came along,
1741
01:28:50.708 --> 01:28:52.625
she would appreciate your weirdness.
1742
01:28:53.375 --> 01:28:56.791
And you of all people know
that shortcuts are a cop-out.
1743
01:28:58.041 --> 01:28:59.000
Getting what you want...
1744
01:28:59.375 --> 01:29:02.541
...without actually working for it
is ultimately unrewarding.
1745
01:29:03.791 --> 01:29:05.041
Especially with love.
1746
01:29:06.291 --> 01:29:07.458
I loved you.
1747
01:29:08.500 --> 01:29:09.416
[chuckles]
1748
01:29:11.458 --> 01:29:13.125
You changed me that night.
1749
01:29:14.500 --> 01:29:15.708
God, I've missed you.
1750
01:29:16.666 --> 01:29:20.583
So, it's over?
I mean, we're safe. We can all just go.
1751
01:29:22.625 --> 01:29:23.750
Not yet.
1752
01:29:23.833 --> 01:29:24.750
[Archie] Cole!
1753
01:29:25.583 --> 01:29:27.833
-Wha...
-[Cole] Dad?
1754
01:29:29.541 --> 01:29:32.166
-[Archie] Bee?
-Hey, Mr. Johnson!
1755
01:29:32.875 --> 01:29:33.708
Hey!
1756
01:29:34.291 --> 01:29:37.291
Cole, I found a babysitter.
Where have you been?
1757
01:29:38.666 --> 01:29:40.833
You raised a fine young man, Mr. Johnson.
1758
01:29:41.958 --> 01:29:42.958
I'm coming down.
1759
01:29:46.416 --> 01:29:48.250
You two take care of each other, OK?
1760
01:29:55.500 --> 01:29:56.750
Wait, what are you doing?
1761
01:30:00.041 --> 01:30:01.291
[Bee] This ritual...
1762
01:30:02.166 --> 01:30:03.375
has winners...
1763
01:30:04.166 --> 01:30:05.291
and losers.
1764
01:30:07.125 --> 01:30:08.125
It's you or them.
1765
01:30:08.750 --> 01:30:12.000
There's no draw with this Devil shit.
1766
01:30:13.583 --> 01:30:15.583
You defeat your demons, or you die.
1767
01:30:17.125 --> 01:30:18.208
But they're defeated.
1768
01:30:19.125 --> 01:30:20.125
Not all of 'em.
1769
01:30:20.875 --> 01:30:22.125
What are you talking about?
1770
01:30:22.208 --> 01:30:23.291
I'm the last demon.
1771
01:30:24.125 --> 01:30:27.666
Bee, no, come on, please.
Please, there has to be another way, Bee.
1772
01:30:29.291 --> 01:30:30.125
No.
1773
01:30:30.708 --> 01:30:33.625
Bee, there has to be another way.
Please, no.
1774
01:30:46.041 --> 01:30:47.750
[Cole pants]
1775
01:30:52.041 --> 01:30:52.916
Bye, Phoebe.
1776
01:30:54.458 --> 01:30:55.291
Bye, Bee.
1777
01:30:55.750 --> 01:30:56.583
[sniffles]
1778
01:30:58.250 --> 01:30:59.208
Bye, Cee.
1779
01:31:02.875 --> 01:31:03.791
Bye, Bee.
1780
01:31:06.750 --> 01:31:07.625
[sobs]
1781
01:31:14.083 --> 01:31:15.666
[zapping sound]
1782
01:31:16.625 --> 01:31:17.666
[chuckles]
1783
01:31:28.541 --> 01:31:30.416
[crackling]
1784
01:31:30.500 --> 01:31:31.625
[growling]
1785
01:31:31.708 --> 01:31:33.125
[electrical crackling]
1786
01:31:34.208 --> 01:31:35.750
[dramatic music playing]
1787
01:32:02.041 --> 01:32:04.083
[panting]
1788
01:32:06.333 --> 01:32:07.333
It's OK.
1789
01:32:10.041 --> 01:32:13.000
What the fuck was that?
1790
01:32:13.416 --> 01:32:15.083
[Cole] Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
1791
01:32:15.500 --> 01:32:16.333
You saw that?
1792
01:32:16.750 --> 01:32:20.916
Did I see that? The... the babysitter
who just evaporated into black smoke?
1793
01:32:21.000 --> 01:32:22.458
Yeah, Cole! It was...
1794
01:32:23.375 --> 01:32:24.833
pretty hard to miss.
1795
01:32:26.875 --> 01:32:27.791
[Archie] Oh!
1796
01:32:28.750 --> 01:32:29.833
It was all true.
1797
01:32:30.291 --> 01:32:31.958
Everything you were saying to me.
1798
01:32:32.875 --> 01:32:34.375
Everything, everything. Ev...
1799
01:32:35.208 --> 01:32:37.125
You were telling me the truth.
1800
01:32:37.208 --> 01:32:40.541
Oh my God! I gotta call your mom
and tell her that you're not nuts.
1801
01:32:41.000 --> 01:32:44.166
Not that we ever called you nuts.
We didn't think you were nuts.
1802
01:32:44.250 --> 01:32:45.375
[Cole] You believe me now?
1803
01:32:46.500 --> 01:32:48.458
-You believe me?
-Yeah.
1804
01:32:48.541 --> 01:32:50.833
-You believe me?
-Yeah.
1805
01:32:51.791 --> 01:32:52.791
I believe you, Cole.
1806
01:32:54.541 --> 01:32:56.583
Let me show you something
you won't believe.
1807
01:32:56.666 --> 01:32:59.500
♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪
1808
01:33:01.625 --> 01:33:02.458
All right.
1809
01:33:04.291 --> 01:33:05.250
That's my boy.
1810
01:33:06.750 --> 01:33:08.833
I gotta... Let me take a picture of that.
1811
01:33:08.916 --> 01:33:10.250
♪ Tonto, jump on it ♪
1812
01:33:10.333 --> 01:33:11.750
[Archie] I'll call your mom.
1813
01:33:14.166 --> 01:33:16.916
Honey, I got... I got Cole. He's OK.
1814
01:33:17.000 --> 01:33:19.000
♪ Kemosabe, jump on it
Jump on it ♪
1815
01:33:19.083 --> 01:33:21.458
[Archie] Um, it's a long story.
But I got him.
1816
01:33:23.625 --> 01:33:25.166
[bell ringing]
1817
01:33:26.125 --> 01:33:28.458
-So, no more delusions or anything?
-Nope.
1818
01:33:28.541 --> 01:33:29.666
It was all in my head.
1819
01:33:30.250 --> 01:33:31.083
[chuckles]
1820
01:33:31.166 --> 01:33:35.125
God, it sounds so insane now. I mean,
no wonder you guys wanted me committed.
1821
01:33:35.208 --> 01:33:36.958
I'm committed
to getting through high school.
1822
01:33:37.041 --> 01:33:41.208
Oh my God! I love that!
You are my crowning achievement.
1823
01:33:41.291 --> 01:33:42.291
I saved your life.
1824
01:33:42.375 --> 01:33:44.250
Look at your little
Tom Cruise-looking ass!
1825
01:33:44.333 --> 01:33:46.875
You're working those bangs
like you in a boy band or something.
1826
01:33:46.958 --> 01:33:50.208
You got some pussy, didn't you?
I can tell! Look at you, all big and shit.
1827
01:33:50.291 --> 01:33:52.625
You're gangly,
you got your little corduroy jacket
1828
01:33:52.708 --> 01:33:54.708
with your neck up and shit.
You got your glasses.
1829
01:33:54.791 --> 01:33:59.250
You Magnum XL-wearing motherfucker.
You're doing the work. That's what it is.
1830
01:33:59.333 --> 01:34:02.833
You making strides, you're doing the work,
and you're seeing results.
1831
01:34:02.916 --> 01:34:05.083
Get your ass up!
Come on, let's hug it out.
1832
01:34:05.166 --> 01:34:08.916
That's what we do at Cornell. Oh...
Look at you. Did you just get a boner?
1833
01:34:09.000 --> 01:34:11.083
["Hocus Pocus" playing]
1834
01:35:44.666 --> 01:35:48.333
[sinister music playing]
1835
01:35:57.291 --> 01:36:00.166
[reverential music playing]
1836
01:36:26.000 --> 01:36:28.000
[funky music playing]
1837
01:37:10.333 --> 01:37:12.333
[melodic music playing]
1838
01:38:04.541 --> 01:38:06.541
[dramatic music playing]
1839
01:38:38.250 --> 01:38:40.250
[ethereal music playing]
1840
01:39:41.208 --> 01:39:43.208
[melodic music playing]
1841
01:40:29.291 --> 01:40:31.291
[reverential music playing]