WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:38.292 --> 00:00:41.125 Choo choo! Ina Review! 4 00:00:43.833 --> 00:00:45.542 INA REVIEW 5 00:00:46.830 --> 00:00:47.833 Hi. I'm Ina, 6 00:00:47.917 --> 00:00:50.583 reviewing everything in and out of this world, episode one. 7 00:00:50.667 --> 00:00:53.542 Today, I'm reviewing my own ghetto-ness. 8 00:00:54.875 --> 00:00:57.292 This is my wall of debt worth 500,000 baht. 9 00:00:57.375 --> 00:00:59.417 Being in debt is like being married to poverty. 10 00:00:59.500 --> 00:01:02.250 Once you're married, you must find a way to live together. 11 00:01:05.875 --> 00:01:06.750 DECEMBER 12 00:01:06.833 --> 00:01:08.208 I've been paying it off for a year. 13 00:01:08.292 --> 00:01:09.917 I have four more years to go. 14 00:01:10.458 --> 00:01:12.542 It's way too long. 15 00:01:12.625 --> 00:01:15.830 The first year of torture is over. 16 00:01:16.583 --> 00:01:19.333 My salary is a bit over 10,000 minus what I owe. 17 00:01:19.417 --> 00:01:21.417 After I pay my rent, I have exactly 1,500. 18 00:01:21.500 --> 00:01:22.583 Can I get by? 19 00:01:22.667 --> 00:01:24.375 Here are my secrets for saving. 20 00:01:24.458 --> 00:01:25.667 I iron at work. 21 00:01:26.792 --> 00:01:30.833 After work, I stop to pee at the mall and take the toilet paper home. 22 00:01:30.917 --> 00:01:33.542 I do make up like no makeup. 23 00:01:34.167 --> 00:01:35.292 Natural beauty. 24 00:01:40.875 --> 00:01:41.917 It's cheap but chic. 25 00:01:42.792 --> 00:01:46.333 Are you wondering about how I eat? What do I eat to stay alive? 26 00:01:46.417 --> 00:01:49.417 It's bananas grouped by color. 27 00:01:49.500 --> 00:01:50.583 Dark yellow is for today. 28 00:01:50.667 --> 00:01:52.500 Super green is for next week. 29 00:01:56.250 --> 00:02:00.625 Hire me to do reviews at 084-201-3159. 30 00:02:00.708 --> 00:02:02.875 Satisfaction guaranteed. 31 00:02:03.500 --> 00:02:05.708 Anyone who wants to support me, 32 00:02:05.792 --> 00:02:09.167 please feel free to make donations. 33 00:02:09.250 --> 00:02:11.667 Don't forget to subscribe, like, and share my channel. 34 00:02:12.250 --> 00:02:15.750 Choo choo! Ina Review! 35 00:03:03.125 --> 00:03:08.583 SRISAWAD 36 00:03:08.667 --> 00:03:13.375 Enter your info and car photo into the app… 37 00:03:14.750 --> 00:03:17.583 Ma'am, you've already missed two installments. 38 00:03:17.667 --> 00:03:20.292 You have an overdue balance of 18,000 baht. 39 00:03:21.375 --> 00:03:22.250 Ina. 40 00:03:23.125 --> 00:03:24.708 I want to pay, 41 00:03:25.583 --> 00:03:29.792 but I invested the 500,000 I got in the snail mucus cream and… 42 00:03:31.833 --> 00:03:34.125 It isn't selling at all. 43 00:03:36.333 --> 00:03:37.625 Don't trick your student. 44 00:03:40.958 --> 00:03:44.375 Pajayra-- 45 00:03:44.458 --> 00:03:45.583 Ma'am. 46 00:03:46.167 --> 00:03:48.208 I remember the Pajayra teacher song, 47 00:03:48.292 --> 00:03:50.333 but the Pajero you pledged as collateral 48 00:03:50.417 --> 00:03:52.792 will get repossessed at the end of this month. 49 00:03:58.833 --> 00:03:59.958 One second, ma'am. 50 00:04:00.420 --> 00:04:01.375 Go ahead, dear. 51 00:04:02.292 --> 00:04:03.417 Hello? 52 00:04:04.333 --> 00:04:05.583 Who's calling? 53 00:04:08.542 --> 00:04:10.830 Ma'am! 54 00:04:11.250 --> 00:04:12.958 Ma'am! 55 00:04:13.420 --> 00:04:14.250 I gotta go! 56 00:04:15.830 --> 00:04:16.208 Hey. 57 00:04:16.292 --> 00:04:17.708 Ma'am, you forgot your loafer. 58 00:04:17.792 --> 00:04:18.833 Keep it! 59 00:04:19.792 --> 00:04:20.792 Or toss it! 60 00:04:23.750 --> 00:04:25.125 Hello. 61 00:04:25.125 --> 00:04:27.458 Hi. I need a moment of your time. 62 00:04:27.542 --> 00:04:30.708 Ms. Ina Jitimaim, you accept donations on YouTube, right? 63 00:04:30.792 --> 00:04:31.750 Yes. 64 00:04:31.833 --> 00:04:35.125 I'm Wichai Kuenkow. I'm an official from the tax department. 65 00:04:35.125 --> 00:04:37.000 Buri Ram, zone 14. 66 00:04:37.500 --> 00:04:39.625 The tax department? 67 00:04:39.708 --> 00:04:40.792 That's correct. 68 00:04:40.875 --> 00:04:42.333 You can look up this number 69 00:04:42.417 --> 00:04:44.500 and verify it on the Internet. 70 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:46.875 One second. 71 00:04:53.417 --> 00:04:55.750 BURI RAM TAX DEPARTMENT, ZONE 14 72 00:04:57.208 --> 00:04:59.250 Okay. Can I help you? 73 00:05:00.250 --> 00:05:01.958 I'm calling to inform you 74 00:05:02.420 --> 00:05:05.958 of a money transfer to your savings account at JNBC 75 00:05:06.420 --> 00:05:10.958 under account number 5-9648-117-48 76 00:05:11.583 --> 00:05:13.583 in the total amount of 55,000 baht. 77 00:05:13.667 --> 00:05:15.125 Did you say 55,000? 78 00:05:15.125 --> 00:05:17.208 AMOUNT OF 500 TRANSFER 79 00:05:19.375 --> 00:05:20.292 What? 80 00:05:20.375 --> 00:05:23.167 YOU HAVE 500 BAHT DEPOSITED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT 81 00:05:24.125 --> 00:05:24.958 Wait. 82 00:05:25.420 --> 00:05:28.333 But there is only 500 baht deposited. 83 00:05:28.417 --> 00:05:31.917 That's correct. We can't release the money into your account yet. 84 00:05:32.000 --> 00:05:33.208 Why? 85 00:05:33.292 --> 00:05:36.125 When donations are made to personal accounts 86 00:05:36.208 --> 00:05:37.875 that aren't qualified as nonprofits, 87 00:05:37.958 --> 00:05:40.167 they fall into tax classification eight 88 00:05:40.250 --> 00:05:42.167 and are subject to withholding tax 89 00:05:42.250 --> 00:05:43.292 at ten percent. 90 00:05:44.420 --> 00:05:47.583 -So I need to transfer 5,500 first. -That's correct. 91 00:05:47.667 --> 00:05:49.917 Then our system will release the money to you. 92 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:52.830 Then I'll make the transfer now. 93 00:05:57.667 --> 00:05:59.458 TRANSFER 94 00:05:59.542 --> 00:06:02.417 YOUR INTERNET DATA HAS RUN OUT PLEASE TOP UP 95 00:06:02.500 --> 00:06:04.833 Why does it have to run out now? 96 00:06:04.917 --> 00:06:06.750 Give me your account number. 97 00:06:11.792 --> 00:06:12.792 Six-zero-two. 98 00:06:14.250 --> 00:06:15.208 Six-seven-eight. 99 00:06:16.542 --> 00:06:18.500 One-zero-one-zero. 100 00:06:18.583 --> 00:06:20.125 It's 5,500, right? 101 00:06:20.208 --> 00:06:22.208 It's 5,500 in total. 102 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:36.917 Number 134, please come to window eight. 103 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:39.000 PLEASE ENTER TRANSFER AMOUNT 104 00:06:44.420 --> 00:06:45.333 CONFIRM 105 00:06:45.417 --> 00:06:51.458 ACCOUNT NAME MR. WICHAI KUENKOW 106 00:06:51.542 --> 00:06:52.417 Wait. 107 00:06:52.958 --> 00:06:56.125 Why is it an individual account name, 108 00:06:56.208 --> 00:06:58.830 not the tax department's account? 109 00:06:59.625 --> 00:07:03.500 We use an official's name for auditing purposes. 110 00:07:06.830 --> 00:07:09.417 MR. WICHAI KUENKOW 111 00:07:13.917 --> 00:07:14.833 CANCEL 112 00:07:25.208 --> 00:07:27.542 One moment. The ATM rejected my card. 113 00:07:27.625 --> 00:07:28.875 I'm switching to another one. 114 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:35.125 Tangdong, check this account for me. 115 00:07:35.208 --> 00:07:37.125 Who transferred me that last 500 baht? 116 00:07:37.208 --> 00:07:38.917 Who is it? 117 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:40.375 A call center scammer. 118 00:07:40.458 --> 00:07:41.542 Okay. 119 00:07:44.167 --> 00:07:45.625 Have you completed the transaction? 120 00:07:45.708 --> 00:07:47.625 There's no amount showing. 121 00:07:47.625 --> 00:07:49.333 The ATM is slow. 122 00:07:49.417 --> 00:07:51.542 Please be quick. I have many more calls to make. 123 00:07:53.292 --> 00:07:54.500 Sir, 124 00:07:55.000 --> 00:07:58.167 the number five button is broken. 125 00:07:58.250 --> 00:08:02.125 Will pressing one and four at the same time work? 126 00:08:03.830 --> 00:08:05.792 What's the matter with you? I'm not your friend. 127 00:08:08.125 --> 00:08:10.792 Let me tell you the joke is on you. You're a fake officer. 128 00:08:13.420 --> 00:08:14.375 The account is fake. 129 00:08:14.458 --> 00:08:16.375 Did you steal Mr. Wichai's account? 130 00:08:16.458 --> 00:08:18.167 You scumbag. 131 00:08:18.250 --> 00:08:21.167 You dried piece of dog shit. You parasite. 132 00:08:21.250 --> 00:08:23.417 Hey! Isn't that too harsh? 133 00:08:24.417 --> 00:08:26.792 You haven't lost one baht. I've lost 500. 134 00:08:26.875 --> 00:08:28.125 You deserve it. 135 00:08:28.208 --> 00:08:30.417 You better eat what you crave for now. 136 00:08:30.500 --> 00:08:31.500 You're going to jail. 137 00:08:31.583 --> 00:08:34.667 What can a net weirdo like you do to catch me? 138 00:08:35.583 --> 00:08:37.125 I've conned a cop's wife before. 139 00:08:37.750 --> 00:08:38.625 Ina. 140 00:08:42.167 --> 00:08:44.208 ID CARD MR. TEWA SUPPAPAISAN 141 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:49.958 Your eyebrows look like leeches. 142 00:08:52.708 --> 00:08:55.000 Mr. Tewa Suppapaisan. 143 00:08:56.000 --> 00:09:00.583 Number 4111 Niwas Road, Isan Sub-district, Muang District, 144 00:09:00.667 --> 00:09:01.917 Buri Ram Province. 145 00:09:02.500 --> 00:09:04.333 -How the hell? -You're screwed. 146 00:09:04.417 --> 00:09:06.208 You're trying to con an ex-banker. 147 00:09:06.292 --> 00:09:08.750 I'm going to post your voice clip online. 148 00:09:08.833 --> 00:09:10.750 You'll be famous. Turn on the TV and watch. 149 00:09:10.833 --> 00:09:13.583 Ellen and Amanpour will be talking about you. 150 00:09:14.250 --> 00:09:15.583 -Wait. -Bye. 151 00:09:18.458 --> 00:09:19.958 I'm so screwed. 152 00:09:32.125 --> 00:09:33.250 Hello? 153 00:09:33.333 --> 00:09:34.542 It's me, Leech Eyebrows. 154 00:09:35.833 --> 00:09:36.917 Don't hang up. 155 00:09:38.458 --> 00:09:40.500 I feel guilty. 156 00:09:40.583 --> 00:09:42.667 Can I pay one month of your installments? 157 00:09:44.500 --> 00:09:46.333 JANUARY 158 00:09:49.625 --> 00:09:51.125 Money can't buy me. 159 00:09:51.125 --> 00:09:52.625 How about I go see you? 160 00:09:52.708 --> 00:09:54.708 It'll just take a minute. You delete the recording, 161 00:09:54.792 --> 00:09:56.750 and I'll knock two post-its off your wall. 162 00:09:57.833 --> 00:09:59.420 JANUARY, FEBRUARY 163 00:10:00.792 --> 00:10:03.458 It's your chance to get someone to pay your debts. 164 00:10:03.542 --> 00:10:07.750 Someone to pay your debts… 165 00:10:14.708 --> 00:10:15.708 Are you there? 166 00:10:16.583 --> 00:10:19.830 If you want the recording deleted, meet me tomorrow. 167 00:10:38.333 --> 00:10:39.208 Hello. 168 00:10:39.292 --> 00:10:40.167 It's the white car. 169 00:10:40.917 --> 00:10:41.792 To your right. 170 00:10:42.583 --> 00:10:44.500 Where? I don't see any cars. 171 00:10:44.583 --> 00:10:45.917 Do you know left from right? 172 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:47.333 To the right. 173 00:10:47.958 --> 00:10:49.125 Yes, I’m right here. 174 00:10:52.420 --> 00:10:53.420 You stole a car? 175 00:10:54.458 --> 00:10:56.625 Get in the car and let's make a deal. 176 00:10:56.708 --> 00:10:58.583 No. You come out. 177 00:10:58.667 --> 00:10:59.833 You get over here. 178 00:11:10.125 --> 00:11:12.000 I'll only talk in a public space. 179 00:11:15.833 --> 00:11:17.208 Stop! 180 00:11:19.750 --> 00:11:22.420 Not you. Keep moving. 181 00:11:22.833 --> 00:11:24.375 Thank you. 182 00:11:26.750 --> 00:11:29.417 What's wrong with you? Scat. 183 00:11:31.875 --> 00:11:33.583 Jesus. She even talks to a dog. 184 00:11:35.542 --> 00:11:36.583 Stop. 185 00:11:37.250 --> 00:11:39.417 Show me your hands. Lift up your shirt. 186 00:11:40.830 --> 00:11:41.000 Are you armed? 187 00:11:42.830 --> 00:11:43.000 Are you joking? 188 00:11:43.500 --> 00:11:44.750 I'm serious. 189 00:11:52.833 --> 00:11:53.833 Higher. 190 00:12:00.667 --> 00:12:01.750 Higher. 191 00:12:01.833 --> 00:12:03.500 You're going to see my nipples. 192 00:12:03.583 --> 00:12:04.458 Higher. 193 00:12:14.375 --> 00:12:16.125 Are you a weirdo? Seriously. 194 00:12:16.125 --> 00:12:17.583 You might have weapons up there. 195 00:12:24.792 --> 00:12:26.333 You look like a newborn goat. 196 00:12:28.830 --> 00:12:29.167 So what? 197 00:12:29.167 --> 00:12:30.167 Nothing. 198 00:12:30.708 --> 00:12:32.208 Are you any good at conning people? 199 00:12:32.292 --> 00:12:33.708 I caught you. 200 00:12:33.792 --> 00:12:36.417 I got unlucky. How was I supposed to know you were an ex-banker? 201 00:12:38.250 --> 00:12:39.292 Well? 202 00:12:40.420 --> 00:12:41.208 If you don't talk, I'll leave. 203 00:12:44.830 --> 00:12:46.542 -Bye. -Hold on. 204 00:12:47.250 --> 00:12:49.833 Someone is refusing to pay back what they owe. 205 00:12:49.917 --> 00:12:52.375 If you can get the money back, I will delete the recording. 206 00:12:53.167 --> 00:12:54.208 Who is it? 207 00:12:55.583 --> 00:12:56.917 It's my friend. 208 00:12:57.000 --> 00:13:00.375 Her boy toy took her money. 209 00:13:02.500 --> 00:13:04.583 Your boy toy took your money. 210 00:13:08.125 --> 00:13:10.542 If you don't tell me the truth, I'll just wing it. 211 00:13:10.625 --> 00:13:12.625 -We met through a dating app. -Right. 212 00:13:12.708 --> 00:13:15.833 I was a banker. He was in his fourth year. We dated for two months. 213 00:13:15.917 --> 00:13:18.583 He had money problems, so I wired him 2,000 baht. 214 00:13:28.833 --> 00:13:30.208 You look bigger in person. 215 00:13:33.208 --> 00:13:35.208 Nice teeth like a cob of corn. 216 00:13:35.292 --> 00:13:36.917 Do you like my smile? 217 00:13:37.458 --> 00:13:39.500 If you do, I will smile all the time. 218 00:13:43.292 --> 00:13:44.875 You also look 219 00:13:45.583 --> 00:13:46.958 a lot cuter in person. 220 00:13:50.375 --> 00:13:51.875 Let's switch seats. 221 00:13:51.958 --> 00:13:54.830 Your side has smoke. Your hair will smell. 222 00:13:59.375 --> 00:14:00.333 Oh, right. 223 00:14:00.917 --> 00:14:02.375 I thought of surprising you later. 224 00:14:02.458 --> 00:14:05.208 But since you saw it already, I'll give it to you now. 225 00:14:05.792 --> 00:14:08.542 Here's the money I borrowed from you. 226 00:14:09.420 --> 00:14:10.208 And this 227 00:14:11.417 --> 00:14:12.625 is the interest. 228 00:14:15.542 --> 00:14:18.417 After that meal, we became a couple. 229 00:14:19.417 --> 00:14:21.125 Leaving for Khon Kaen Province. 230 00:14:21.125 --> 00:14:22.167 Drive along. 231 00:14:22.250 --> 00:14:24.167 -What? -Follow me in your car. 232 00:14:28.500 --> 00:14:30.167 Right before graduation, 233 00:14:30.167 --> 00:14:32.208 Petch had money problems again. 234 00:14:32.292 --> 00:14:33.583 I see. 235 00:14:33.667 --> 00:14:36.542 He paid back the money to borrow more later. 236 00:14:38.333 --> 00:14:40.125 So you were his sugar mommy. 237 00:14:41.417 --> 00:14:42.542 How do you know? 238 00:14:49.500 --> 00:14:51.250 It's only a transcript. 239 00:14:51.333 --> 00:14:52.875 Not having one won't matter. 240 00:14:52.958 --> 00:14:55.333 I have the knowledge I need to get by. 241 00:14:56.167 --> 00:14:58.208 But you need a transcript to apply for jobs. 242 00:14:58.792 --> 00:15:00.875 Otherwise, who will believe you really graduated? 243 00:15:01.458 --> 00:15:05.542 How about this? I'll get a bank loan. You can borrow it to pay your tuition. 244 00:15:06.125 --> 00:15:07.292 No, it's okay. 245 00:15:07.833 --> 00:15:09.125 I don't want to bother you. 246 00:15:09.125 --> 00:15:10.833 It's 500,000 baht. 247 00:15:10.917 --> 00:15:12.417 But I want to do it for you. 248 00:15:14.167 --> 00:15:15.420 Really? 249 00:15:23.625 --> 00:15:25.500 The reason I love you more everyday 250 00:15:26.208 --> 00:15:27.917 is because you have a big heart. 251 00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:29.250 It's as big as the ocean. 252 00:15:31.125 --> 00:15:32.000 POLICE STATION 253 00:15:32.830 --> 00:15:32.917 Ina. 254 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:34.875 Do you want me to pay back what I don't owe? 255 00:15:39.292 --> 00:15:41.830 I wanted to take care of you forever. 256 00:15:44.625 --> 00:15:46.583 But now that I see this side of you, 257 00:15:48.420 --> 00:15:49.542 I don't think we should be together. 258 00:15:50.542 --> 00:15:51.417 Petch. 259 00:15:51.500 --> 00:15:53.250 Petch, wait! 260 00:15:53.333 --> 00:15:55.583 I won't ask you to pay anymore. Don't pay me back. 261 00:15:55.667 --> 00:15:57.375 But please don't leave me. 262 00:15:58.708 --> 00:15:59.667 You can stay. 263 00:16:03.458 --> 00:16:04.792 But I'm leaving. 264 00:16:17.625 --> 00:16:20.875 The cop said I gave the money willingly. There was no contract. 265 00:16:25.625 --> 00:16:27.667 -This guy is something. -Why are you giving him props? 266 00:16:27.750 --> 00:16:29.542 No. I'm just analyzing him. 267 00:16:29.625 --> 00:16:30.750 There you have it. 268 00:16:31.250 --> 00:16:34.250 The end of my happiness. The cause of my pain. 269 00:16:34.833 --> 00:16:36.420 The deadbeat ex. 270 00:16:41.250 --> 00:16:42.958 -Follow me. -Hey. 271 00:16:45.958 --> 00:16:49.583 KANOKPON TOUR 272 00:16:54.208 --> 00:16:55.708 This is Ms. Kanokpon. 273 00:16:55.792 --> 00:16:57.250 Petch is leeching off of her. 274 00:16:57.958 --> 00:17:01.583 She owns a bunch of tour branches. She lets Petch be the manager here. 275 00:17:06.500 --> 00:17:08.208 That's him. 276 00:17:56.792 --> 00:17:58.250 How much do you want? 277 00:17:59.667 --> 00:18:00.625 I want 500,000. 278 00:18:01.833 --> 00:18:02.792 I'll do it. 279 00:18:03.917 --> 00:18:05.000 Delete the recording now. 280 00:18:06.542 --> 00:18:07.667 Okay. 281 00:18:12.167 --> 00:18:15.125 PARASITE CONS EX-BANKER.MP3 282 00:18:15.208 --> 00:18:16.958 The name makes me want to toss your phone. 283 00:18:18.958 --> 00:18:21.458 It's done. I deleted it. 284 00:18:23.750 --> 00:18:25.708 Can I ask you something first? 285 00:18:27.458 --> 00:18:29.458 Do you think Petch meant to con me from the start? 286 00:18:35.625 --> 00:18:38.208 "The reason I love you more every day 287 00:18:38.917 --> 00:18:40.458 is because you are 288 00:18:40.542 --> 00:18:41.750 kindhearted." 289 00:18:41.833 --> 00:18:43.792 "Your heart is as big as the ocean." 290 00:18:45.917 --> 00:18:48.420 -What? -I read his lips just now. 291 00:18:48.750 --> 00:18:49.667 He said it to Kanokpon. 292 00:18:50.417 --> 00:18:51.542 Liar. 293 00:19:07.375 --> 00:19:10.420 "Let's kill this love, rum, pum, pum, pum." 294 00:19:18.375 --> 00:19:20.125 "Cupcake cooks cook cupcakes." 295 00:19:24.792 --> 00:19:26.958 You con artist with tiny nipple tits. 296 00:19:28.667 --> 00:19:30.833 What is your problem with my nipples? 297 00:19:53.333 --> 00:19:54.333 Hey! 298 00:20:00.375 --> 00:20:01.708 Hey. Chill out. 299 00:20:02.583 --> 00:20:03.958 I don't fancy weirdos. 300 00:20:16.830 --> 00:20:17.208 What's your name? 301 00:20:18.500 --> 00:20:19.333 Tower. 302 00:20:20.417 --> 00:20:22.292 -Is that your real name? -I just made it up. 303 00:20:22.958 --> 00:20:23.833 All right? 304 00:20:24.500 --> 00:20:25.750 Are there no more questions? 305 00:20:39.458 --> 00:20:40.792 PARASITE 306 00:20:40.875 --> 00:20:42.125 I've got an awesome plan. 307 00:20:50.583 --> 00:20:53.917 URGENT BUSINESS CARDS 308 00:20:58.833 --> 00:21:02.292 Our plan is to trick Petch into booking a hotel. 309 00:21:02.375 --> 00:21:04.375 We'll pretend to be the hotel staff 310 00:21:04.458 --> 00:21:06.542 and wait for the money from Petch. 311 00:21:08.208 --> 00:21:11.208 Will someone in the tour business fall for a hotel scam? 312 00:21:11.292 --> 00:21:12.583 He knows more than us. 313 00:21:12.667 --> 00:21:14.667 Using what he knows well 314 00:21:14.667 --> 00:21:15.625 makes the con work. 315 00:21:19.542 --> 00:21:20.750 First of all, 316 00:21:20.833 --> 00:21:22.667 we must disguise ourselves and survey the hotel. 317 00:21:22.750 --> 00:21:23.917 I already picked the hotel. 318 00:21:24.625 --> 00:21:26.208 It's the Le Grand Khon Kaen. 319 00:21:30.833 --> 00:21:33.583 "CBP"? What does it stand for? 320 00:21:34.167 --> 00:21:35.417 Check Bill Petch. 321 00:21:35.500 --> 00:21:37.250 I like it. It's a good name. 322 00:21:37.875 --> 00:21:38.708 By the way, 323 00:21:39.958 --> 00:21:41.208 use fake names. 324 00:21:44.830 --> 00:21:45.750 Okay, boss. Let's do it. 325 00:21:50.417 --> 00:21:52.125 Unless necessary, don't speak. 326 00:21:52.125 --> 00:21:53.333 If you get in a jam, 327 00:21:53.833 --> 00:21:56.167 just smile. Okay? 328 00:21:57.250 --> 00:21:58.333 Hello. 329 00:22:08.292 --> 00:22:10.167 Welcome to Le Grand Khon Kaen. 330 00:22:11.375 --> 00:22:12.625 Sorry to keep you waiting. 331 00:22:15.250 --> 00:22:17.167 I'm from Chok Boon Pa Travel, Buri Ram. 332 00:22:18.417 --> 00:22:20.420 -I would like-- -I'm sorry 333 00:22:20.875 --> 00:22:22.250 for not making an appointment. 334 00:22:22.333 --> 00:22:24.420 Actually, we are here to sherbet. 335 00:22:25.292 --> 00:22:26.125 "Sherbet"? 336 00:22:27.917 --> 00:22:30.500 She meant we came to do a survey. 337 00:22:30.583 --> 00:22:33.875 I see. A survey. 338 00:22:34.458 --> 00:22:36.875 I'm Yingyod. This is my secretary. 339 00:22:37.375 --> 00:22:38.500 Ina Jitimaim. 340 00:22:43.208 --> 00:22:45.792 Your drink is so refreshing. 341 00:22:45.875 --> 00:22:47.583 Oh, yes. 342 00:22:47.583 --> 00:22:49.625 -It's amazing. -Yes. 343 00:22:50.958 --> 00:22:52.167 I'm Sam. 344 00:22:54.167 --> 00:22:55.833 -Did you see that? -Yes. 345 00:22:56.417 --> 00:22:57.875 Samson. 346 00:22:59.292 --> 00:23:01.833 My full name is Seksan Srangsuansua. 347 00:23:01.917 --> 00:23:03.917 You can call me Sam or Samson. 348 00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:05.420 Whatever suits you. 349 00:23:07.333 --> 00:23:08.375 Whatever is easiest. 350 00:23:09.125 --> 00:23:11.125 Our hotel has these kinds of rooms. 351 00:23:11.708 --> 00:23:14.667 Standard superior, 300 rooms. 352 00:23:15.583 --> 00:23:18.375 Deluxe special, 43 rooms. 353 00:23:18.875 --> 00:23:20.917 And our best seller… 354 00:23:24.875 --> 00:23:27.000 Executive suite, 30 rooms. 355 00:23:28.208 --> 00:23:33.167 They come with a workstation, Jacuzzi, and free minibar refills. 356 00:23:33.167 --> 00:23:34.625 Our service is superb. 357 00:23:37.792 --> 00:23:39.333 Is his splash guard broken? 358 00:23:39.417 --> 00:23:40.292 Hey. 359 00:23:40.375 --> 00:23:42.625 We can talk and drink. Please. 360 00:23:45.542 --> 00:23:47.208 Your coffee is getting cold. 361 00:23:47.292 --> 00:23:48.458 Drink some. 362 00:23:49.250 --> 00:23:51.125 We aren't coffee people. 363 00:23:51.125 --> 00:23:52.167 Right. 364 00:23:53.875 --> 00:23:57.417 How about I get the help to bring you some orange juice? 365 00:23:57.500 --> 00:23:58.917 Orange juice. 366 00:24:04.333 --> 00:24:05.917 -How about-- -Mr. Sam. 367 00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:10.292 May I have the executive suite rate? 368 00:24:10.375 --> 00:24:11.458 Sure. 369 00:24:11.542 --> 00:24:13.917 The tour rate is lower than the walk-in rate 370 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:16.333 by ten to forty percent 371 00:24:16.417 --> 00:24:18.375 depending on the season. I'll check. 372 00:24:20.875 --> 00:24:22.625 He should be quarantined. 373 00:24:22.708 --> 00:24:23.542 Do you have tissue? 374 00:24:27.958 --> 00:24:29.208 -No. -What? 375 00:24:32.375 --> 00:24:34.125 Use this so you don't get the virus. 376 00:24:40.625 --> 00:24:42.792 Here. Mister-- 377 00:24:43.375 --> 00:24:45.000 Mister-- 378 00:24:45.830 --> 00:24:46.667 Mister-- 379 00:24:46.667 --> 00:24:48.833 -Yingyod. -Yes, Yingyod. 380 00:24:49.458 --> 00:24:50.333 Mr. Yingyod. 381 00:24:52.333 --> 00:24:53.292 I'm so forgetful. 382 00:24:59.208 --> 00:25:00.500 No. 383 00:25:01.750 --> 00:25:02.833 -What? -What? 384 00:25:03.917 --> 00:25:05.750 I forgot to feed the dog this morning. 385 00:25:05.833 --> 00:25:07.333 -I see. -I'm forgetful. 386 00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:09.208 Me too. 387 00:25:14.375 --> 00:25:15.375 Hey. 388 00:25:17.750 --> 00:25:19.333 It seems the air conditioner is leaking. 389 00:25:19.417 --> 00:25:20.792 I'll call the repairman. 390 00:25:22.875 --> 00:25:23.958 -Mr. Sam. -Yes? 391 00:25:24.420 --> 00:25:26.375 Do you know Petch from Kanokpon Tour? 392 00:25:26.458 --> 00:25:27.750 Yes, I know him. 393 00:25:27.833 --> 00:25:30.792 We meet often. Petch always brings us customers. 394 00:25:31.542 --> 00:25:32.833 Do you know him? 395 00:25:32.917 --> 00:25:36.750 We meet sometimes at tour operator seminars. 396 00:25:38.542 --> 00:25:41.125 Petch is very nice. 397 00:25:41.208 --> 00:25:44.167 During holidays, he always sends me gifts. 398 00:25:44.167 --> 00:25:46.542 Sometimes, he lets me go abroad for free. 399 00:25:50.125 --> 00:25:53.167 But never mind. I'm just saying. 400 00:25:53.750 --> 00:25:55.417 Have you seen the Northern lights in Russia? 401 00:25:56.208 --> 00:25:57.667 It's very bright around this time. 402 00:25:57.750 --> 00:26:00.958 No. I've only seen pictures. I've always wanted to go. 403 00:26:01.375 --> 00:26:04.208 You're in luck. I have a quota for a round trip ticket. 404 00:26:04.292 --> 00:26:05.333 No, we don't. 405 00:26:07.375 --> 00:26:08.750 We do. 406 00:26:08.833 --> 00:26:10.125 If you say so, Mr. Yingyod. 407 00:26:11.250 --> 00:26:13.208 But I think it's just to Myanmar. 408 00:26:14.420 --> 00:26:15.208 What? 409 00:26:15.292 --> 00:26:17.750 I checked the email and I'm sure it said Russia, 410 00:26:17.833 --> 00:26:19.125 not Myanmar. 411 00:26:19.833 --> 00:26:21.417 Go check again. Go. 412 00:26:23.292 --> 00:26:25.458 My secretary hasn't been thinking straight lately. 413 00:26:26.458 --> 00:26:28.500 -Can I have a few pieces of A4 paper? -Sure. 414 00:26:28.583 --> 00:26:29.417 So, 415 00:26:29.500 --> 00:26:31.833 I'll arrange your ticket to Russia right away. 416 00:26:33.167 --> 00:26:35.708 Suzie, my girlfriend, will complain 417 00:26:36.208 --> 00:26:37.917 if I go see the Northern lights alone. 418 00:26:38.000 --> 00:26:39.000 I'll make it two. 419 00:26:40.583 --> 00:26:41.458 That's too much. 420 00:26:42.830 --> 00:26:43.125 It's over our budget. 421 00:26:43.125 --> 00:26:44.917 Don't worry. I'll get you two tickets. 422 00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:46.667 -To Russia? -Yes, sir. 423 00:26:50.250 --> 00:26:53.542 -Please prepare to take time off. -You're a true hustler, Mr. Yingyod. 424 00:26:54.875 --> 00:26:56.167 I'll buy some Heattech. 425 00:26:56.250 --> 00:26:57.750 How much will be left of my 500,000? 426 00:26:57.833 --> 00:26:59.792 You need to invest a bit. 427 00:26:59.875 --> 00:27:02.583 It will ruin our plan, letting Sam run into Petch. 428 00:27:02.667 --> 00:27:05.167 If we include the costs, 429 00:27:05.167 --> 00:27:07.750 how much should we con out of him? Is 550,000 enough? 430 00:27:07.833 --> 00:27:08.958 Three million. 431 00:27:10.420 --> 00:27:10.917 That's funny. 432 00:27:11.500 --> 00:27:13.167 This plan will need more than just us. 433 00:27:14.830 --> 00:27:15.000 What? 434 00:27:22.708 --> 00:27:24.667 Our goal is three million baht. 435 00:27:26.208 --> 00:27:28.458 You and the person who will play the client, 436 00:27:28.542 --> 00:27:30.542 you're amateurs. You get 500,000 each. 437 00:27:30.625 --> 00:27:31.625 That's one million gone. 438 00:27:34.125 --> 00:27:36.458 The person who will take Sam's place 439 00:27:36.542 --> 00:27:39.420 and wait for the money is a pro. His fee is one million. 440 00:27:41.125 --> 00:27:42.420 And the last million? 441 00:27:45.375 --> 00:27:46.417 For me, the mastermind. 442 00:27:47.625 --> 00:27:49.000 -No way. -Why? 443 00:27:49.830 --> 00:27:50.708 We made a deal already. 444 00:27:50.792 --> 00:27:52.333 You deleted the recording. 445 00:27:53.167 --> 00:27:54.500 I work a con to get money. 446 00:27:54.583 --> 00:27:56.667 I'm not a saint who helps people for free. 447 00:28:01.458 --> 00:28:04.500 I knew that you would be like this. 448 00:28:05.833 --> 00:28:09.000 About your recording, I didn't really delete it. 449 00:28:10.500 --> 00:28:11.333 Hey! 450 00:28:11.958 --> 00:28:12.958 Delete the clip. 451 00:28:13.750 --> 00:28:15.417 PARASITE CONS EX-BANKER.MP3 452 00:28:16.625 --> 00:28:18.167 CANCEL 453 00:28:18.167 --> 00:28:20.830 It's done. I deleted it. 454 00:28:27.500 --> 00:28:29.708 I also knew you'd be like this. 455 00:28:30.875 --> 00:28:32.420 So I deleted it myself. 456 00:28:37.333 --> 00:28:38.625 It's gone! 457 00:28:59.458 --> 00:29:01.292 We're going to con three million out of him. 458 00:29:01.375 --> 00:29:03.333 I am as bad as you. 459 00:29:03.417 --> 00:29:04.750 Don't stress. 460 00:29:05.458 --> 00:29:07.167 Conning a bad guy doesn't make us bad. 461 00:29:09.420 --> 00:29:10.208 He must learn a hard lesson, 462 00:29:10.917 --> 00:29:13.830 so he knows what it's like to be conned. 463 00:29:13.833 --> 00:29:15.167 Make him remember. 464 00:29:15.708 --> 00:29:17.000 Make sure he cons no one again. 465 00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:34.458 There. That's my elementary school Chinese teacher. 466 00:29:34.542 --> 00:29:37.667 She's currently in debt to my company. 467 00:29:37.667 --> 00:29:39.125 Her car is about to get repossessed. 468 00:29:39.208 --> 00:29:41.583 She needs cash more than anyone in Buri Ram. 469 00:29:41.667 --> 00:29:43.420 Are you leaving already? 470 00:29:43.833 --> 00:29:47.375 See? Nobody wants to go near her. They're afraid she'll borrow their money. 471 00:29:48.420 --> 00:29:49.125 She can speak Chinese. 472 00:29:49.208 --> 00:29:51.750 She's the best choice to play the Chinese client. 473 00:30:00.667 --> 00:30:02.833 We'll give her a makeover to look rich. 474 00:30:02.917 --> 00:30:04.792 Let's go. It's a deal. 475 00:30:08.333 --> 00:30:09.208 Eat. 476 00:30:10.208 --> 00:30:11.250 Jiat. 477 00:30:11.792 --> 00:30:12.667 Eat rice. 478 00:30:13.583 --> 00:30:14.458 Jiat beung. 479 00:30:15.375 --> 00:30:16.250 Drink tea. 480 00:30:17.500 --> 00:30:19.125 -Jiat de. -Freeloader. 481 00:30:19.208 --> 00:30:20.125 You bootlicker! 482 00:30:21.375 --> 00:30:23.750 She's good. She's a quick thinker. 483 00:30:23.750 --> 00:30:24.625 Okay. 484 00:30:25.792 --> 00:30:27.667 You will be our bait. 485 00:30:28.292 --> 00:30:30.875 You'll play a foxy rich cougar 486 00:30:30.958 --> 00:30:32.875 to attract our wolf. 487 00:30:32.958 --> 00:30:34.583 You might need to lead Petch on. 488 00:30:37.833 --> 00:30:39.625 Petch likes to con women. 489 00:30:40.208 --> 00:30:42.292 We're going to use this to our advantage. 490 00:30:42.375 --> 00:30:44.833 A wolf thinks only about attacking its prey. 491 00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:50.292 He would never suspect 492 00:30:51.830 --> 00:30:52.458 that a sheep would trick him. 493 00:30:58.500 --> 00:30:59.708 Let's go wolf hunting. 494 00:31:04.292 --> 00:31:06.167 Why do we have to meet Petch in Bangkok? 495 00:31:06.167 --> 00:31:07.958 We can go to Kanokpon Tour in Khon Kaen. 496 00:31:08.420 --> 00:31:09.792 -It's much closer. -I don't know. 497 00:31:09.875 --> 00:31:11.875 An office will make us look more legit. 498 00:31:11.958 --> 00:31:14.292 We're conning three million out of him, not 300. 499 00:31:14.375 --> 00:31:15.208 Right. 500 00:31:19.708 --> 00:31:21.667 How can we go up to the office? 501 00:31:22.208 --> 00:31:23.875 We won't. 502 00:31:23.958 --> 00:31:26.833 We will tell Petch to meet us at the lobby. 503 00:31:26.917 --> 00:31:30.250 I started the game by contacting Petch already, 504 00:31:30.333 --> 00:31:34.333 posing as someone from Lhingwu, a Chinese beer company. 505 00:31:35.125 --> 00:31:37.583 I emailed Kanokpon Tour. 506 00:31:37.667 --> 00:31:39.167 I created a fake email account 507 00:31:39.250 --> 00:31:41.333 and made it look like Lhingwu's company email. 508 00:31:42.583 --> 00:31:44.500 I said I wanted him to arrange a tour. 509 00:31:44.583 --> 00:31:47.667 The email was signed by Ms. Kluay, Secretary of Ms. Liu, the CEO. 510 00:31:48.875 --> 00:31:51.208 It caught Petch's eye and he replied right away. 511 00:31:51.792 --> 00:31:52.875 Hey! 512 00:31:53.583 --> 00:31:57.000 We agreed to meet at Lhingwu's office at 10:00 a.m. 513 00:31:57.830 --> 00:31:58.250 All done. 514 00:32:02.708 --> 00:32:04.917 Lhingwu Beer on the 12th floor, please. 515 00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:06.167 Okay. 516 00:32:06.250 --> 00:32:07.125 Here. 517 00:32:07.208 --> 00:32:09.500 SECRETARY KLUAY 518 00:32:11.583 --> 00:32:14.958 KLUAY LHINGWU SEE YOU AT THE COFFEE SHOP IN THE LOBBY 519 00:32:15.542 --> 00:32:17.000 -I'm sorry. -Yes? 520 00:32:17.830 --> 00:32:18.583 I won't be going up. May I have my ID? 521 00:32:18.667 --> 00:32:19.833 Of course. 522 00:32:29.500 --> 00:32:30.375 Here. 523 00:32:30.458 --> 00:32:32.500 CEO LIU 524 00:32:38.542 --> 00:32:41.125 Bye-bye, Yingyod, my buddy. 525 00:32:41.208 --> 00:32:42.458 Sam took off. 526 00:32:43.375 --> 00:32:46.333 We have six days and five nights before he comes back. 527 00:32:49.208 --> 00:32:50.167 Hey. 528 00:33:55.333 --> 00:33:56.500 Ni hao. 529 00:33:57.830 --> 00:33:59.167 Hi. I'm Liu, 530 00:33:59.167 --> 00:34:01.708 the CEO of Lhingwu Beer Thailand. 531 00:34:04.125 --> 00:34:07.125 Hello. I'm Petch from Kanokpon Tour. 532 00:34:07.958 --> 00:34:10.625 I never thought the owner would come down herself. 533 00:34:10.708 --> 00:34:11.917 I must apologize. 534 00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:14.583 My office upstairs is a mess. 535 00:34:14.667 --> 00:34:16.333 The repairman changed his schedule. 536 00:34:16.417 --> 00:34:18.167 That's why I changed our meeting to here. 537 00:34:18.250 --> 00:34:19.250 It's not a problem. 538 00:34:19.333 --> 00:34:20.500 I told you. 539 00:34:20.583 --> 00:34:23.333 She's the campfire star. She's always the best performer. 540 00:34:26.420 --> 00:34:28.292 Damn. Look at her go. 541 00:34:28.375 --> 00:34:29.542 Please have a seat. 542 00:34:32.500 --> 00:34:33.375 Ms. Liu. 543 00:34:35.420 --> 00:34:38.830 Switch seats with me. The sun is in your eyes. 544 00:34:43.125 --> 00:34:44.000 Please. 545 00:34:56.625 --> 00:34:58.333 Excuse me. I need to take this call. 546 00:34:58.417 --> 00:34:59.292 Please. 547 00:35:01.830 --> 00:35:04.625 I have a meeting today. I'll be in Shanghai in two days. 548 00:35:05.500 --> 00:35:07.167 Have the contract drafted. 549 00:35:08.542 --> 00:35:10.333 Ten million yuan is fine. 550 00:35:13.420 --> 00:35:14.875 Your accent is very charming. 551 00:35:15.375 --> 00:35:17.792 You sound like a Chinese movie star. 552 00:35:19.667 --> 00:35:22.417 What did my assistant inform you about? 553 00:35:22.500 --> 00:35:25.458 She had me book 30 rooms at a five-star hotel 554 00:35:25.542 --> 00:35:28.500 for the research and management team. 555 00:35:28.583 --> 00:35:31.750 The Chinese team wants to survey the rice in the Northeast 556 00:35:31.833 --> 00:35:33.542 to develop a new beer formula. 557 00:35:33.625 --> 00:35:37.625 I see. I brought you a list of five-star hotels. 558 00:35:37.708 --> 00:35:38.708 I think 559 00:35:39.417 --> 00:35:41.420 you will like it for sure. 560 00:35:42.542 --> 00:35:43.417 I'm sure I will. 561 00:35:44.625 --> 00:35:47.458 I wish I was 20 years younger. 562 00:35:48.750 --> 00:35:49.792 Oh, well. 563 00:35:57.167 --> 00:35:58.250 -Jesus. -My goodness. 564 00:36:01.500 --> 00:36:04.125 This is a public space. You can't stretch your legs here. 565 00:36:04.208 --> 00:36:05.208 Mind your manners. 566 00:36:05.292 --> 00:36:06.708 -Are you doing yoga? -I'm sorry. 567 00:36:06.792 --> 00:36:09.333 Why don't you just lie down? 568 00:36:09.417 --> 00:36:10.542 Damn it. 569 00:36:11.167 --> 00:36:12.000 Sir. 570 00:36:12.500 --> 00:36:14.420 How can you talk to your boss like that? 571 00:36:18.958 --> 00:36:19.958 What boss? 572 00:36:20.420 --> 00:36:24.792 I'm my own boss! The coffee spilled on my nipples. They're swelling. 573 00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:32.667 "He's an employee at your company." 574 00:36:34.708 --> 00:36:36.292 "He's being disrespectful to you." 575 00:36:37.708 --> 00:36:39.417 "Aren't you going to scold him?" 576 00:36:44.167 --> 00:36:46.292 "Don't expect me to apologize, lady!" 577 00:36:47.333 --> 00:36:49.167 "I'm not wrong." Damn it. 578 00:36:49.250 --> 00:36:50.167 Who said that? 579 00:36:50.167 --> 00:36:51.420 Me! 580 00:36:56.958 --> 00:36:58.292 She can't hear her phone. 581 00:36:58.375 --> 00:37:00.420 He works at Lhingwu. 582 00:37:01.830 --> 00:37:03.667 -How come he doesn't know you? -How old are you? 583 00:37:03.750 --> 00:37:05.417 You're lucky I don't call you auntie. 584 00:37:09.875 --> 00:37:11.583 I'm not saying sorry. 585 00:37:12.167 --> 00:37:13.500 Go be bossy at home. 586 00:37:13.583 --> 00:37:15.917 I'm not apologizing. I'd rather say sorry to a cat. 587 00:37:19.625 --> 00:37:20.625 Hey! 588 00:37:23.333 --> 00:37:26.375 I'll have to discipline my staff. 589 00:37:30.958 --> 00:37:33.125 What department are you from? 590 00:37:33.208 --> 00:37:35.333 Didn't they inform you that 591 00:37:35.417 --> 00:37:38.750 the head office would send me here 592 00:37:39.333 --> 00:37:40.917 to reorganize this company? 593 00:37:45.375 --> 00:37:47.125 You don't care about the company's affairs. 594 00:37:47.208 --> 00:37:49.333 You're clueless about who comes and goes. 595 00:37:50.542 --> 00:37:51.625 Cross your arms. 596 00:37:52.500 --> 00:37:55.292 Do you know Lhingwu's Chinese motto? 597 00:37:56.250 --> 00:37:57.167 No, I don't. 598 00:37:57.167 --> 00:37:59.125 Study hard. 599 00:37:59.125 --> 00:38:01.125 Have discipline. 600 00:38:01.208 --> 00:38:03.667 Be in pursuit of virtue. 601 00:38:10.917 --> 00:38:14.667 I'll send you to study Lhingwu's motto in China for a year. 602 00:38:14.750 --> 00:38:16.250 Go say goodbye to your wife. 603 00:38:17.125 --> 00:38:19.333 I'm sorry. Don't send me away. 604 00:38:19.417 --> 00:38:21.208 My kid is still small. My wife is young. 605 00:38:21.292 --> 00:38:23.625 My cat at home is old. Please don't send me away. 606 00:38:23.708 --> 00:38:24.583 I'm sorry. 607 00:38:24.667 --> 00:38:26.375 I won't hold it against you. 608 00:38:27.292 --> 00:38:30.417 But please pay attention and care more 609 00:38:30.500 --> 00:38:32.167 -about our company. -Yes, ma'am. 610 00:38:32.250 --> 00:38:33.833 Otherwise, I'll deduct your merit points. 611 00:38:33.917 --> 00:38:34.917 What? 612 00:38:35.458 --> 00:38:36.375 Yes, ma'am. 613 00:38:40.458 --> 00:38:41.333 I-- 614 00:38:41.833 --> 00:38:43.125 Oh, right. 615 00:38:43.125 --> 00:38:46.875 We have a system of awarding merit points to our staff. 616 00:38:50.500 --> 00:38:52.417 That was close. 617 00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:54.458 You're up next. 618 00:38:55.917 --> 00:38:58.125 Get ready. Keep him distracted. 619 00:39:00.125 --> 00:39:01.125 Here you go. 620 00:39:01.125 --> 00:39:02.917 I recommend these two hotels, 621 00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:05.458 The Royal and Le Grand Khon Kaen. 622 00:39:05.542 --> 00:39:07.208 The Royal is cheaper. 623 00:39:07.792 --> 00:39:10.583 It must be Le Grand only, Petch. 624 00:39:10.667 --> 00:39:12.875 And I need to have the most expensive rooms 625 00:39:12.958 --> 00:39:15.708 because the care of my partners needs to be perfect. 626 00:39:15.792 --> 00:39:17.917 They bring me hundreds of millions each year. 627 00:39:21.420 --> 00:39:22.292 As in yuan, not baht. 628 00:39:31.417 --> 00:39:33.542 Oh, one moment. 629 00:39:35.667 --> 00:39:37.750 -Hello. -Get his phone. 630 00:39:38.333 --> 00:39:42.375 Petch, may I borrow your phone to calculate the yuan exchange rate? 631 00:39:43.583 --> 00:39:44.750 Sure. 632 00:39:47.542 --> 00:39:49.420 He's handing his phone to her. 633 00:39:51.625 --> 00:39:52.667 Go! 634 00:40:12.125 --> 00:40:13.167 -Ms. Liu. -Yes? 635 00:40:13.250 --> 00:40:14.917 Will you excuse me? 636 00:40:15.458 --> 00:40:16.792 Take your time. 637 00:40:28.917 --> 00:40:30.458 Ina, what are you doing in Bangkok? 638 00:40:31.833 --> 00:40:33.125 -Hey. -Petch. 639 00:40:33.125 --> 00:40:34.583 What happened? 640 00:40:34.667 --> 00:40:35.708 Nothing happened. 641 00:40:37.542 --> 00:40:38.750 -I happen-- -What? 642 00:40:38.833 --> 00:40:40.125 I happen to be in trouble. 643 00:40:40.125 --> 00:40:42.250 My new boyfriend beats me. 644 00:40:42.333 --> 00:40:43.458 He beats me every day. 645 00:40:43.542 --> 00:40:45.208 I had to move to Bangkok 646 00:40:45.292 --> 00:40:46.417 to find a job. 647 00:41:03.667 --> 00:41:05.333 NO RESULTS 648 00:41:05.417 --> 00:41:06.875 What did he save Sam's number as? 649 00:41:07.333 --> 00:41:09.583 Who is your boyfriend? 650 00:41:09.667 --> 00:41:11.333 He's a boxer. 651 00:41:11.958 --> 00:41:14.917 Do you know him? He's Vin Diesel The Rock Cena McGregor. 652 00:41:16.208 --> 00:41:18.792 Let the police help you. I'm with a client. 653 00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:24.000 Petch. 654 00:41:27.420 --> 00:41:28.792 Le Grand. 655 00:41:28.792 --> 00:41:30.000 NO RESULTS 656 00:41:30.500 --> 00:41:31.583 Did you find it? 657 00:41:31.667 --> 00:41:32.542 Not yet. 658 00:41:32.625 --> 00:41:34.167 Do you have Tony Jaa's number? 659 00:41:34.250 --> 00:41:36.167 -I need to learn how to fight. -Stop it. 660 00:41:36.167 --> 00:41:39.830 You know how to fight. You can teach me. Come on. 661 00:41:51.958 --> 00:41:52.958 Petch. 662 00:41:53.958 --> 00:41:55.625 Petch, I lied. 663 00:41:55.708 --> 00:41:57.667 I want you back. Let's get back together. 664 00:41:59.375 --> 00:42:00.375 -Petch! -Hey! 665 00:42:00.458 --> 00:42:03.667 What are you doing? People are staring. 666 00:42:05.750 --> 00:42:07.167 S-- 667 00:42:07.250 --> 00:42:08.667 S-- 668 00:42:08.750 --> 00:42:10.708 It's Zamzun! 669 00:42:12.833 --> 00:42:14.167 Oh, shit. 670 00:42:16.250 --> 00:42:18.830 PLEASE DRAW YOUR PATTERN 671 00:42:20.583 --> 00:42:22.458 What's wrong with you? 672 00:42:22.542 --> 00:42:24.125 Let me go. Let go. 673 00:42:24.208 --> 00:42:25.417 Let me go. 674 00:42:25.500 --> 00:42:27.750 Okay. Turn around. 675 00:42:30.417 --> 00:42:32.208 I let my hair go. Are you happy? 676 00:42:33.792 --> 00:42:34.958 Have you lost it? 677 00:42:35.625 --> 00:42:36.917 Do you need to see a doctor? 678 00:42:42.333 --> 00:42:43.542 Petch. 679 00:42:44.875 --> 00:42:46.417 Can I go stay with you? 680 00:42:46.500 --> 00:42:48.792 -Ina, let go! -I can be your driver. 681 00:42:49.833 --> 00:42:51.167 I love you so much. 682 00:42:51.167 --> 00:42:53.250 I'll do anything! I mean it! 683 00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:56.958 Shit. She's not holding back. 684 00:43:02.208 --> 00:43:03.583 A diamond, huh? 685 00:43:11.458 --> 00:43:16.917 If you need a kidney, you can have mine. 686 00:43:19.420 --> 00:43:20.500 Mission accomplished. You're mine. 687 00:43:20.583 --> 00:43:22.542 You can take my kidney. 688 00:43:22.625 --> 00:43:23.958 Take one of my kidneys. 689 00:43:24.420 --> 00:43:25.708 Take it! Take my kidney! 690 00:43:25.792 --> 00:43:27.292 Petch! 691 00:43:27.375 --> 00:43:28.458 EDIT 692 00:43:37.375 --> 00:43:38.833 Excuse me. 693 00:43:38.917 --> 00:43:39.833 This seat, 694 00:43:40.417 --> 00:43:41.333 is it taken? 695 00:43:42.208 --> 00:43:43.125 Go ahead. 696 00:43:43.125 --> 00:43:44.417 SAVE 697 00:43:52.420 --> 00:43:54.125 She's a senior who stalked me back in school. 698 00:43:54.792 --> 00:43:56.875 You're super charming. 699 00:43:58.375 --> 00:44:01.208 Are you done with my phone? 700 00:44:01.958 --> 00:44:03.250 What? 701 00:44:03.333 --> 00:44:04.167 Well? 702 00:44:10.250 --> 00:44:11.417 Petch! 703 00:44:14.833 --> 00:44:16.420 Petch! 704 00:44:29.417 --> 00:44:30.667 I'm sorry. 705 00:44:30.750 --> 00:44:31.625 I'm sorry for-- 706 00:44:31.708 --> 00:44:35.958 Killing this love, rum, pum, pum, pum, pum. 707 00:44:44.208 --> 00:44:45.125 Ms. Liu. 708 00:44:45.792 --> 00:44:47.625 I'm really sorry. 709 00:44:48.708 --> 00:44:50.167 It's all right. 710 00:44:50.167 --> 00:44:54.375 You're cute. I'm not surprised that girls are crazy for you. 711 00:44:55.583 --> 00:44:56.417 Here. 712 00:44:57.830 --> 00:44:58.750 -Your phone. -Thanks. 713 00:44:59.333 --> 00:45:02.875 I'll call the hotel to make your booking then. 714 00:45:13.167 --> 00:45:14.830 Hey. 715 00:45:36.875 --> 00:45:38.667 PETCH KANOKPON TOUR 716 00:45:38.750 --> 00:45:39.750 DECLINE 717 00:45:41.833 --> 00:45:46.542 FAKE SAMSON 718 00:45:48.958 --> 00:45:54.458 I'M AT A SEMINAR IN RUSSIA. MY SALES GUY, PONGSAKORN, WILL CALL. 719 00:45:55.830 --> 00:45:57.000 The hotel just sent me a message. 720 00:45:57.830 --> 00:45:59.833 Their head of sales went abroad, 721 00:45:59.917 --> 00:46:01.875 but they will send someone in his place. 722 00:46:04.292 --> 00:46:05.708 But after today, 723 00:46:06.542 --> 00:46:08.125 can I contact you directly? 724 00:46:08.708 --> 00:46:10.375 If you don't call, 725 00:46:10.917 --> 00:46:12.792 I'll be mad at you. 726 00:46:14.875 --> 00:46:17.875 Even if you get mad, I'm good at making up. 727 00:46:44.333 --> 00:46:45.875 Aren't you being too emotional? 728 00:46:57.292 --> 00:46:59.625 Patch up your pants. The edge of your panties are showing. 729 00:47:03.375 --> 00:47:04.750 Not even close. 730 00:47:05.750 --> 00:47:07.292 SECRETARY KLUAY 731 00:47:15.792 --> 00:47:17.458 Is that a distraction technique? 732 00:47:18.833 --> 00:47:20.833 What technique? 733 00:47:22.420 --> 00:47:23.167 You're distracting me. 734 00:47:24.875 --> 00:47:25.708 You wish. 735 00:47:40.875 --> 00:47:43.500 RESIDENT PARKING ONLY 736 00:47:45.958 --> 00:47:49.000 SECRETARY KLUAY 737 00:47:51.375 --> 00:47:54.208 PARASITE 738 00:47:58.917 --> 00:48:00.375 SAVE 739 00:48:00.458 --> 00:48:04.125 WICHAI, TEWA, YINGYOD, SECRETARY KLUAY, TOWER 740 00:48:06.208 --> 00:48:07.250 Ina. 741 00:48:07.958 --> 00:48:10.792 Look. Petch just sent me a flirty message. 742 00:48:10.875 --> 00:48:13.750 Is it okay that I miss you? 743 00:48:13.833 --> 00:48:16.125 He sent me a goodnight sticker. What should I do? 744 00:48:16.125 --> 00:48:19.125 Send him a heart spam. 745 00:48:19.208 --> 00:48:20.417 Fire away. 746 00:48:25.375 --> 00:48:27.750 MOM 747 00:48:33.917 --> 00:48:34.833 Hello, Mom. 748 00:48:34.917 --> 00:48:36.333 Is Petch still paying you back? 749 00:48:36.417 --> 00:48:38.208 He pays me every month. 750 00:48:38.292 --> 00:48:40.542 Are you together or did you break up without telling me? 751 00:48:41.292 --> 00:48:42.917 We are still smitten. 752 00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:47.208 Good. Remind him to send money on the nose. 753 00:48:47.292 --> 00:48:50.167 If they take the land, I'll have no place to sleep. 754 00:48:51.917 --> 00:48:53.292 If he gets a bonus, 755 00:48:53.375 --> 00:48:55.333 I'll use it to close our debt. 756 00:48:55.417 --> 00:48:56.667 It's good if you can close it. 757 00:48:56.750 --> 00:49:00.458 I won't let the bank take your land, Mom. 758 00:49:06.708 --> 00:49:07.542 Hey. 759 00:49:08.125 --> 00:49:09.292 I'm hungry. 760 00:49:09.375 --> 00:49:11.417 Let's go find something to eat. 761 00:49:16.125 --> 00:49:17.417 WILAI'S PORK BLOOD SOUP 762 00:49:17.500 --> 00:49:19.333 Were you asleep or awake? 763 00:49:19.417 --> 00:49:21.375 You weren't reading my lips, right? 764 00:49:22.333 --> 00:49:23.625 You're so full of yourself. 765 00:49:23.708 --> 00:49:24.917 You're not that interesting. 766 00:49:25.000 --> 00:49:26.125 What would you like to drink? 767 00:49:26.208 --> 00:49:27.958 Iced coffee, chrysanthemum, or longan juice? 768 00:49:35.708 --> 00:49:37.458 The tea is fine. It's free. 769 00:49:37.542 --> 00:49:38.583 Took you long enough. 770 00:49:40.000 --> 00:49:43.333 Where did you learn to read lips? 771 00:49:43.417 --> 00:49:44.958 Well, 772 00:49:45.542 --> 00:49:46.583 when I was in jail, 773 00:49:47.792 --> 00:49:49.750 the TV was on, but the sound was off. 774 00:49:49.833 --> 00:49:50.917 So, I learned to read lips. 775 00:49:51.000 --> 00:49:53.875 I don't believe everything I hear. 776 00:49:53.958 --> 00:49:55.792 You're lying. I can tell. 777 00:49:58.958 --> 00:50:00.625 If you can see through people, 778 00:50:00.708 --> 00:50:02.333 how did you get conned out of 500,000? 779 00:50:02.417 --> 00:50:04.250 When you're in love, you believe anything. 780 00:50:04.333 --> 00:50:07.583 Who would think the person you love will con you? 781 00:50:12.250 --> 00:50:14.750 You have no girlfriend. You won't understand. 782 00:50:16.292 --> 00:50:18.583 Here's your pork blood soup with no blood. 783 00:50:21.125 --> 00:50:23.417 Won't you answer me? 784 00:50:24.917 --> 00:50:26.830 Silence is my answer. 785 00:50:27.830 --> 00:50:28.000 My answer is no. 786 00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:29.917 It's boring. 787 00:50:30.583 --> 00:50:32.125 Flirting is like conning. 788 00:50:33.667 --> 00:50:35.542 Guys just fake being nice 789 00:50:35.625 --> 00:50:36.542 to get in your pants. 790 00:50:37.542 --> 00:50:38.583 It's just another con. 791 00:50:39.708 --> 00:50:42.917 I won't argue with you. A dummy like me won't win. 792 00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:43.875 Hey. 793 00:50:46.958 --> 00:50:48.500 It has nothing to do with being dumb. 794 00:50:49.792 --> 00:50:51.667 You only have one problem. 795 00:50:52.458 --> 00:50:55.000 You met a bad guy. That’s all. 796 00:50:58.250 --> 00:50:59.875 You know what they say. 797 00:50:59.958 --> 00:51:03.333 A player on the field can't read the game. 798 00:51:06.208 --> 00:51:07.830 It's mushy. 799 00:51:08.875 --> 00:51:09.958 This is so mushy. 800 00:51:12.830 --> 00:51:13.292 Hey. 801 00:51:13.375 --> 00:51:15.792 -Look and tell me what it is. -I don't know. 802 00:51:15.875 --> 00:51:16.917 It's yummy. 803 00:51:17.000 --> 00:51:19.625 Excuse me. What is this? 804 00:51:19.708 --> 00:51:21.625 I'm not sure. Open your mouth wider. 805 00:51:22.667 --> 00:51:24.875 Wilai, come look at this. 806 00:51:24.958 --> 00:51:26.708 What is this? It's yummy. 807 00:51:27.583 --> 00:51:29.583 It's either spleen or kidney. 808 00:51:30.167 --> 00:51:31.500 I'm not sure. 809 00:51:32.542 --> 00:51:33.667 It's intestine. 810 00:51:33.750 --> 00:51:35.750 Wow. Your car is fierce. 811 00:51:36.667 --> 00:51:39.250 But you drive slow like my grandma. 812 00:51:39.333 --> 00:51:40.583 I don't like to drive fast. 813 00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:44.000 I get car sick when the car goes fast. 814 00:51:46.125 --> 00:51:47.792 -Film it but don't post it. -Choo choo. 815 00:51:47.875 --> 00:51:51.458 I'm Ina, reviewing everything in and out of this world, episode two. 816 00:51:51.542 --> 00:51:54.250 Today, I'm reviewing sleeping in a convertible. 817 00:51:54.792 --> 00:51:57.250 Why do you sleep in your car? What's good about it? 818 00:51:59.125 --> 00:52:00.125 It's easy to get away. 819 00:52:00.708 --> 00:52:02.875 It's an answer that befits a con artist. 820 00:52:02.958 --> 00:52:05.500 Con artists must sleep in their cars. 821 00:52:06.500 --> 00:52:07.375 Hey! 822 00:52:32.958 --> 00:52:37.292 A picture of St. Basil's Cathedral for my buddy. 823 00:52:45.458 --> 00:52:51.375 The booking details for 30 executive suites. 824 00:52:53.420 --> 00:52:58.208 For the duration of 30 days, the total price is 825 00:52:59.125 --> 00:53:00.375 three… 826 00:53:00.458 --> 00:53:02.125 TOTAL OF 3,600,000 BAHT 827 00:53:02.125 --> 00:53:03.500 You said we would do three million. 828 00:53:04.792 --> 00:53:05.917 What is this? 829 00:53:06.000 --> 00:53:07.500 You're conning 600,000 more out of him? 830 00:53:07.583 --> 00:53:10.125 No. I left room to negotiate. 831 00:53:11.500 --> 00:53:12.625 Come on. 832 00:53:13.708 --> 00:53:14.583 Here. 833 00:53:16.420 --> 00:53:18.875 A tour company normally transfers money to the hotel. 834 00:53:19.458 --> 00:53:21.500 We won't get that money. So what do we do? 835 00:53:22.542 --> 00:53:24.167 We give him a discount as bait. 836 00:53:24.167 --> 00:53:25.417 Pressure him to pay cash. 837 00:53:26.000 --> 00:53:27.458 Pay cash to get a discount. 838 00:53:28.167 --> 00:53:30.167 You took that from a food promotion. 839 00:53:32.167 --> 00:53:34.500 The guy who plays the salesman is coming. 840 00:53:34.583 --> 00:53:35.458 He's never late. 841 00:53:46.250 --> 00:53:48.458 Is he a man or a ghost? 842 00:53:48.542 --> 00:53:50.750 How amazing. 843 00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:53.500 He's my brother. 844 00:53:53.583 --> 00:53:54.458 His name is Jone. 845 00:53:54.542 --> 00:53:56.500 Jones as in an English name? 846 00:53:56.583 --> 00:53:58.792 It's Jone as in a crook in Thai. 847 00:54:02.250 --> 00:54:04.167 -How are you? -Damn. 848 00:54:04.250 --> 00:54:06.125 Is that how young people say hi? 849 00:54:06.125 --> 00:54:07.125 I'm good. 850 00:54:10.830 --> 00:54:11.167 Here. 851 00:54:25.583 --> 00:54:26.875 Show me some love. 852 00:54:26.958 --> 00:54:28.833 I carried you since your willy was a tiny lizard. 853 00:54:29.375 --> 00:54:31.708 Now, it is a gecko. 854 00:54:33.792 --> 00:54:34.792 He's embarrassed. 855 00:54:34.875 --> 00:54:36.792 He likes to be carried since he was little. 856 00:54:36.875 --> 00:54:38.292 When I rock him, he falls asleep. 857 00:54:49.830 --> 00:54:51.830 It's a flawless plan with lots of details. 858 00:54:52.500 --> 00:54:53.708 I trained him myself. 859 00:54:58.250 --> 00:55:00.167 Can we trust this guy? 860 00:55:00.250 --> 00:55:02.417 Of course. We crawled out together. 861 00:55:02.500 --> 00:55:04.750 Are you siblings? You don't look alike. 862 00:55:04.833 --> 00:55:06.458 We crawled out of prison together. 863 00:55:09.583 --> 00:55:11.830 Three million, bro. 864 00:55:11.958 --> 00:55:12.917 Later. 865 00:55:18.000 --> 00:55:19.542 He came like a crook. 866 00:55:19.625 --> 00:55:20.875 And took off like a thief. 867 00:55:27.583 --> 00:55:28.625 Mr. Petch. 868 00:55:29.292 --> 00:55:31.792 I'm Pongsakorn from Le Grand Hotel. 869 00:55:31.875 --> 00:55:33.875 Mr. Sam told me to call you. 870 00:55:35.420 --> 00:55:37.125 Please tell me all the requirements. 871 00:55:42.833 --> 00:55:43.833 Thank you. 872 00:55:46.417 --> 00:55:47.750 We arrived at the airport. 873 00:55:47.833 --> 00:55:49.542 Aren't you getting out, sir? 874 00:55:49.625 --> 00:55:51.333 I changed my plans. 875 00:55:51.417 --> 00:55:53.167 Please drop me off in town. 876 00:55:55.542 --> 00:55:58.292 Mr. Petch, I'm in front of Kanokpon Tour. 877 00:55:58.375 --> 00:55:59.417 Please come in. 878 00:56:27.830 --> 00:56:28.875 The weather is very hot. 879 00:56:31.167 --> 00:56:34.667 GRAND TOTAL OF 3,600,000 BAHT 880 00:56:39.458 --> 00:56:40.458 It says 3.6 million. 881 00:56:41.375 --> 00:56:42.250 That's correct. 882 00:56:44.375 --> 00:56:45.458 Is 2.7 million okay? 883 00:56:46.958 --> 00:56:48.708 Is 2.7 million okay? 884 00:56:48.792 --> 00:56:50.830 May I? 885 00:56:53.833 --> 00:56:54.958 One moment. 886 00:57:03.167 --> 00:57:06.667 I can accommodate you at 3.5 million. 887 00:57:10.833 --> 00:57:13.500 If this price is still too high, 888 00:57:13.583 --> 00:57:15.833 I must apologize on the hotel's behalf. 889 00:57:15.917 --> 00:57:18.167 I'll have to keep the rooms. 890 00:57:18.167 --> 00:57:19.333 How about 2.8 million? 891 00:57:25.750 --> 00:57:29.375 If I sell you the rooms at this price, it's like I'm signing my resignation. 892 00:57:33.375 --> 00:57:34.250 That's okay. 893 00:57:34.833 --> 00:57:37.625 I'll try to talk to the client about changing hotels. 894 00:57:38.875 --> 00:57:40.417 For our next deal, 895 00:57:40.500 --> 00:57:42.500 I'll try to be of more help. 896 00:57:43.500 --> 00:57:45.708 I must apologize for today. 897 00:57:45.792 --> 00:57:47.875 I'll see myself out. Goodbye. 898 00:57:59.125 --> 00:58:00.917 It must be Le Grand only. 899 00:58:01.000 --> 00:58:03.375 The care of my partners must be perfect. 900 00:58:17.708 --> 00:58:18.917 You see, 901 00:58:19.000 --> 00:58:21.167 I want to give you the price you ask for. 902 00:58:21.750 --> 00:58:23.208 But with this much discount, 903 00:58:23.292 --> 00:58:25.542 I'll need to consult with the GM. 904 00:58:28.833 --> 00:58:29.708 Thank you. 905 00:58:51.420 --> 00:58:56.958 Just a little rain on the window sometimes 906 00:58:57.420 --> 00:59:00.830 Just a little rain on holiday 907 00:59:04.830 --> 00:59:05.250 It might be 908 00:59:11.292 --> 00:59:12.333 It might be 909 00:59:18.333 --> 00:59:20.667 Even myself I don't know What day I'm with you 910 00:59:20.750 --> 00:59:23.125 Always sleepwalking and daydreaming Every time I look up 911 00:59:23.208 --> 00:59:26.167 In the sky a drop of dew falls in my eyes 912 00:59:26.167 --> 00:59:28.167 And within today, How tomorrow will I walk and eat 913 00:59:28.250 --> 00:59:30.125 Will I allow the day and time To walk how far 914 00:59:30.125 --> 00:59:32.667 But alas the morning sun was not Glowing bright 915 00:59:33.250 --> 00:59:35.542 Okay, boss. Thank you. 916 00:59:38.875 --> 00:59:40.500 That looked intense. 917 00:59:41.830 --> 00:59:43.292 I had a lot to discuss with the GM. 918 00:59:43.875 --> 00:59:48.420 This is the best price we can offer you. 919 00:59:49.875 --> 00:59:51.333 We can give you 3.3 million. 920 00:59:52.125 --> 00:59:53.917 -I think-- -But-- 921 00:59:54.000 --> 00:59:55.750 My GM proposed that 922 00:59:56.292 --> 00:59:58.167 if you can pay in cash, 923 00:59:58.167 --> 01:00:01.000 we can go as low as three million. 924 01:00:01.875 --> 01:00:05.208 If this price is okay, we can settle the payment terms. 925 01:00:10.875 --> 01:00:11.875 Is everything okay? 926 01:00:18.500 --> 01:00:19.875 Our plan is on 927 01:00:20.417 --> 01:00:21.250 target! 928 01:00:23.830 --> 01:00:23.917 Jone. 929 01:00:24.875 --> 01:00:26.792 Get in before Petch sees you. 930 01:00:31.958 --> 01:00:32.958 Petch is calling. 931 01:00:36.167 --> 01:00:37.667 We need to play hard to get. 932 01:00:38.625 --> 01:00:40.833 Ms. Liu is having dinner with a client. 933 01:00:40.917 --> 01:00:42.830 She can't answer her phone. 934 01:00:47.167 --> 01:00:48.500 Do you have black clothes? 935 01:00:49.542 --> 01:00:51.667 My condolences. He was so young. 936 01:00:52.458 --> 01:00:54.667 -No blood, please. -No blood? 937 01:00:54.750 --> 01:00:55.583 No. 938 01:00:56.542 --> 01:00:58.250 -Here. -Spoon, please. 939 01:00:58.333 --> 01:00:59.292 -Here. -Thank you. 940 01:01:05.250 --> 01:01:06.333 Chinese noodles, Pavilion 2. 941 01:01:06.417 --> 01:01:07.833 You call this dinner? 942 01:01:07.917 --> 01:01:09.250 I imagined a fancy dinner. 943 01:01:09.333 --> 01:01:11.830 If you want to eat fancy, eat that. 944 01:01:11.875 --> 01:01:12.792 It's food for nobles. 945 01:01:15.583 --> 01:01:16.750 More like funereal disposals. 946 01:01:22.542 --> 01:01:24.167 Would you like some crooked goods? 947 01:01:25.000 --> 01:01:26.500 Steamed banana sticky rice, Pavilion 4. 948 01:01:31.583 --> 01:01:32.667 Jone told me 949 01:01:32.750 --> 01:01:35.208 he taught you the art of conning when you were five. 950 01:01:35.292 --> 01:01:36.333 Really? 951 01:01:36.417 --> 01:01:39.167 I was his distraction technique. 952 01:01:39.167 --> 01:01:40.420 How? 953 01:01:42.208 --> 01:01:43.750 I was such a cute kid then. 954 01:01:44.417 --> 01:01:46.420 Jone took me to a gold shop. 955 01:01:46.750 --> 01:01:47.792 He used me as a decoy. 956 01:01:48.417 --> 01:01:51.250 I see. So he picked you up this morning 957 01:01:51.333 --> 01:01:52.958 to reminisce about the past. 958 01:01:53.420 --> 01:01:55.417 Every time we meet, he picks me up. 959 01:01:57.417 --> 01:02:00.708 So what you said about crawling out of prison together, 960 01:02:00.792 --> 01:02:01.625 is that for real? 961 01:02:04.125 --> 01:02:04.958 Yes. 962 01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:08.333 We got arrested once. 963 01:02:12.167 --> 01:02:13.125 I'll play one hand. 964 01:02:13.125 --> 01:02:14.292 -Hurry. -Here's two. 965 01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:16.417 -I'll win again. -Here. 966 01:02:16.500 --> 01:02:18.420 Freeze, everyone! 967 01:02:18.583 --> 01:02:21.708 -This is the police. -Hold it. Stop. 968 01:02:22.292 --> 01:02:24.292 -You used to be a cop? -Yes. 969 01:02:26.500 --> 01:02:27.917 You're all under arrest. 970 01:02:28.000 --> 01:02:29.375 Damn it! A cop is here! 971 01:02:31.583 --> 01:02:32.542 Something's wrong. 972 01:02:33.583 --> 01:02:34.792 Are you going to listen? 973 01:02:35.375 --> 01:02:36.792 -Continue. -Okay. 974 01:02:36.875 --> 01:02:38.792 Save yourselves! Leave everything! 975 01:02:43.958 --> 01:02:44.792 Scat. 976 01:02:45.750 --> 01:02:47.875 Deputy Inspector, I'm off to another gambling ring. 977 01:02:47.958 --> 01:02:48.792 Copy that. 978 01:02:52.208 --> 01:02:53.625 I know what happened next. 979 01:02:53.708 --> 01:02:54.958 You ran into the real deal. 980 01:02:55.917 --> 01:02:58.208 Yes. I almost shit my pants. 981 01:02:59.417 --> 01:03:00.292 Hey. 982 01:03:03.420 --> 01:03:04.542 Let me go. 983 01:03:04.625 --> 01:03:06.125 I told you not to gamble, right? 984 01:03:06.125 --> 01:03:07.167 What station are you from? 985 01:03:10.750 --> 01:03:11.875 The city station. 986 01:03:11.958 --> 01:03:14.167 I'm from the city station too. You don't look familiar. 987 01:03:21.000 --> 01:03:22.458 Hey. Don't stop. 988 01:03:23.000 --> 01:03:23.917 Keep the headlock on. 989 01:03:24.542 --> 01:03:25.458 Let me go. 990 01:03:26.417 --> 01:03:29.583 Hey. I actually know a lieutenant colonel. 991 01:03:29.667 --> 01:03:30.750 A police lieutenant colonel? 992 01:03:30.833 --> 01:03:32.625 Colonel KFC Sanders! 993 01:03:36.333 --> 01:03:37.250 It was game over. 994 01:03:40.417 --> 01:03:41.958 Now we will call Petch. 995 01:03:42.458 --> 01:03:44.583 Ask him to pay the hotel in advance. 996 01:03:44.667 --> 01:03:47.500 It's up to Ms. Liu whether we'll get the money. 997 01:03:48.833 --> 01:03:51.625 Lead him on so this wolf howls in heat. 998 01:03:52.208 --> 01:03:54.458 -Baa. -Baa. 999 01:03:54.542 --> 01:03:55.833 Baa. 1000 01:03:56.792 --> 01:03:57.958 -Baa. -Baa. 1001 01:04:02.417 --> 01:04:03.583 -Baa. -Baa. 1002 01:04:05.375 --> 01:04:07.417 -Call Petch right now. -Damn. 1003 01:04:13.125 --> 01:04:14.292 Hello, Ms. Liu. 1004 01:04:14.375 --> 01:04:16.750 I was going to call and update you about the hotel. 1005 01:04:16.833 --> 01:04:18.167 I'm so sorry, Petch. 1006 01:04:18.250 --> 01:04:20.583 I was having dinner with a client. 1007 01:04:20.667 --> 01:04:22.417 I couldn't answer your call. 1008 01:04:23.333 --> 01:04:27.417 Goodness. You must be tired from working so late. 1009 01:04:29.667 --> 01:04:31.208 I'm not tired at all. 1010 01:04:31.292 --> 01:04:32.250 -Hey. -What? 1011 01:04:32.333 --> 01:04:34.167 You're very dedicated. 1012 01:04:34.167 --> 01:04:36.500 You work all day without any complaints. 1013 01:04:38.708 --> 01:04:42.333 I can't do half as much as you. 1014 01:04:42.417 --> 01:04:44.458 You are truly a working woman. 1015 01:04:45.420 --> 01:04:48.833 "Oh, but it would be nice to have someone take care of me." 1016 01:04:51.333 --> 01:04:55.917 Oh, my. Keep talking like that and I might fall for you. 1017 01:04:59.333 --> 01:05:01.125 I closed the deal on the hotel 1018 01:05:01.208 --> 01:05:02.917 and made an appointment to make the payment. 1019 01:05:03.000 --> 01:05:05.250 Please arrange the payment accordingly. 1020 01:05:09.420 --> 01:05:11.167 Can you pay in advance first? 1021 01:05:11.250 --> 01:05:13.000 My company is closed for the holidays. 1022 01:05:13.830 --> 01:05:15.250 I'll pay you back after New Year's. 1023 01:05:16.500 --> 01:05:18.830 Pay in advance? 1024 01:05:27.625 --> 01:05:28.875 I'm sorry, Ms. Liu. 1025 01:05:28.958 --> 01:05:31.833 My company can't make an advance payment. 1026 01:05:34.458 --> 01:05:39.292 Then I'll postpone paying the hotel until after New Year's. 1027 01:05:39.917 --> 01:05:41.625 Sam will be back by then. 1028 01:05:42.375 --> 01:05:44.917 There's no need to hurry. We still have time. 1029 01:05:47.958 --> 01:05:50.917 "I'm afraid we will lose our booking." 1030 01:05:51.500 --> 01:05:52.833 "Cremate…" 1031 01:05:54.625 --> 01:05:58.625 I can't hear you clearly. Cremate… 1032 01:05:59.292 --> 01:06:00.583 Cremate what? 1033 01:06:00.667 --> 01:06:03.917 Can't wait to pay after New Year's. 1034 01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:05.500 Can't wait! 1035 01:06:05.583 --> 01:06:09.830 I see. If it's about that, it's okay. 1036 01:06:10.167 --> 01:06:13.250 Don't worry. It's not a problem if we lose the booking. 1037 01:06:13.333 --> 01:06:15.420 The Royal is just as good. 1038 01:06:15.792 --> 01:06:16.625 No. 1039 01:06:17.292 --> 01:06:19.917 I told you that I only want Le Grand. 1040 01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:21.875 Didn't I make myself clear? 1041 01:06:24.167 --> 01:06:25.830 Hey. 1042 01:06:26.830 --> 01:06:27.250 Why did you hang up? 1043 01:06:27.333 --> 01:06:30.917 Well, I'm pissed. Why did he try to sell me the Royal? 1044 01:06:55.708 --> 01:06:59.125 Petch, how about this? 1045 01:06:59.125 --> 01:07:03.375 I will use my personal money to pay you a million baht deposit. 1046 01:07:03.458 --> 01:07:05.417 Actually, I want to pay for it all, 1047 01:07:05.500 --> 01:07:07.542 but I just bought a sports car 1048 01:07:07.625 --> 01:07:10.375 and I don't have enough cash. 1049 01:07:10.458 --> 01:07:14.420 But after New Year's, I will pay you in full. 1050 01:07:24.250 --> 01:07:25.830 Then-- 1051 01:07:25.875 --> 01:07:26.875 Okay. 1052 01:07:26.958 --> 01:07:29.750 But can I ride in your sports car? 1053 01:07:37.375 --> 01:07:38.917 My car is four years old. 1054 01:07:39.000 --> 01:07:40.875 Will your company loan me a million for it? 1055 01:07:40.958 --> 01:07:42.250 I think so. 1056 01:07:42.333 --> 01:07:43.375 -Cool. -Hey. 1057 01:07:44.542 --> 01:07:47.208 Are you loaning money to pay Ms. Liu's deposit? 1058 01:07:48.830 --> 01:07:51.625 Even if Petch pays us, we will only get two million. 1059 01:07:51.708 --> 01:07:54.333 I've got a plan on how to not use that million. 1060 01:07:55.125 --> 01:07:56.333 What? 1061 01:07:56.917 --> 01:07:58.830 Do you know cashier's checks? 1062 01:08:01.292 --> 01:08:03.000 This is a cashier's check scam. 1063 01:08:03.830 --> 01:08:05.875 It will get us our three million. 1064 01:08:05.958 --> 01:08:08.292 I'll pledge my car for cash. 1065 01:08:12.708 --> 01:08:14.667 After I get the money, I'll fly to Bangkok. 1066 01:08:15.958 --> 01:08:18.125 I'll buy a cashier's check at Lhingwu Building. 1067 01:08:18.208 --> 01:08:19.917 Make the check out to Petch Prateepnon. 1068 01:08:20.000 --> 01:08:21.917 I'll send a picture to Ms. Nongnuch. 1069 01:08:22.625 --> 01:08:25.167 She will forward the picture to Petch. 1070 01:08:26.458 --> 01:08:28.417 Petch, this is Liu. 1071 01:08:28.500 --> 01:08:31.333 I issued a cashier's check to you and sent you the picture. 1072 01:08:31.417 --> 01:08:33.708 Please check if your name is correct. 1073 01:08:33.792 --> 01:08:35.458 My name is correct. 1074 01:08:35.542 --> 01:08:38.333 I'm going to Kalasin tomorrow to visit a rice farm. 1075 01:08:38.417 --> 01:08:40.167 The plane lands in Khon Kaen. 1076 01:08:40.167 --> 01:08:41.500 Please come pick up your check. 1077 01:08:41.583 --> 01:08:43.625 What flight will you be on? 1078 01:08:43.625 --> 01:08:45.417 Do you want me to drive you to Kalasin? 1079 01:08:45.500 --> 01:08:46.792 No need. 1080 01:08:47.958 --> 01:08:49.542 A driver will pick me up. 1081 01:09:01.625 --> 01:09:02.875 Tomorrow when you meet Petch, 1082 01:09:03.583 --> 01:09:05.542 pretend you forgot the cashier's check. 1083 01:09:05.625 --> 01:09:07.708 Will Petch believe me? 1084 01:09:07.792 --> 01:09:09.625 -He won't. -What? 1085 01:09:10.333 --> 01:09:13.333 He will call the bank. The bank will verify for us 1086 01:09:13.417 --> 01:09:14.875 that the check has been issued. 1087 01:09:14.958 --> 01:09:17.292 Then we will cancel the check later. 1088 01:09:17.375 --> 01:09:19.542 This will save us from losing any money. 1089 01:09:22.875 --> 01:09:25.417 This world is such a scary place. 1090 01:09:27.830 --> 01:09:28.583 Are these dogs or polar bears? 1091 01:09:28.667 --> 01:09:31.792 Tomorrow I will go hunting for the Northern lights. 1092 01:09:31.875 --> 01:09:33.167 I'm so excited! 1093 01:09:43.250 --> 01:09:44.830 Ms. Liu. 1094 01:09:49.958 --> 01:09:52.500 It's for the most beautiful woman I know. 1095 01:09:52.583 --> 01:09:56.917 This is so cute. It will make me miss you. 1096 01:10:05.500 --> 01:10:08.292 My goodness. Why am I so forgetful? 1097 01:10:10.125 --> 01:10:12.500 I forgot to bring you the check. 1098 01:10:12.583 --> 01:10:14.250 What a bummer. 1099 01:10:14.333 --> 01:10:16.542 I really wanted to give it to you in person. 1100 01:10:17.417 --> 01:10:18.667 What? 1101 01:10:18.750 --> 01:10:21.750 But I made an appointment to make the payment this afternoon. 1102 01:10:21.833 --> 01:10:24.375 What should we do? 1103 01:10:26.875 --> 01:10:28.458 I'm really sorry. 1104 01:10:28.542 --> 01:10:31.458 I will call my secretary to send you the check. 1105 01:10:31.542 --> 01:10:33.708 It will arrive at your office tomorrow. 1106 01:10:38.375 --> 01:10:41.917 Petch, can you pay the hotel first? 1107 01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:42.833 Can you? 1108 01:10:55.830 --> 01:10:56.500 No problem, Ms. Liu. 1109 01:10:56.583 --> 01:10:58.750 I will advance the money and pay first. 1110 01:11:00.542 --> 01:11:02.875 You're so sweet. 1111 01:11:04.420 --> 01:11:07.625 Goodness. It's time for my car to pick me up. 1112 01:11:07.708 --> 01:11:10.375 I have to go now. I'll see you later. 1113 01:11:10.458 --> 01:11:14.292 Okay. I will see you off with a smile here. 1114 01:11:14.375 --> 01:11:15.708 Okay. Bye. 1115 01:11:15.792 --> 01:11:16.708 See you. 1116 01:11:22.583 --> 01:11:24.125 I'd like to verify a check. 1117 01:11:24.125 --> 01:11:25.500 Who is the check made out to? 1118 01:11:25.583 --> 01:11:28.583 It's made out to Petch Prateepnon. 1119 01:11:28.667 --> 01:11:30.292 What is the amount? 1120 01:11:30.833 --> 01:11:32.167 One million baht. 1121 01:11:32.250 --> 01:11:33.667 What's the check number? 1122 01:11:34.375 --> 01:11:36.750 It's 10475727. 1123 01:11:36.833 --> 01:11:38.167 The information matches. 1124 01:11:38.250 --> 01:11:39.750 A cashier's check of one million baht 1125 01:11:39.833 --> 01:11:43.417 has been issued at JNBC, Bangkok Space branch. 1126 01:11:55.958 --> 01:11:57.875 Which room do you want? 1127 01:11:57.958 --> 01:11:58.917 Any room is fine. 1128 01:12:18.875 --> 01:12:22.917 Welcome to the executive suite 1129 01:12:24.125 --> 01:12:27.125 where we will celebrate our success tonight. 1130 01:12:41.708 --> 01:12:42.958 Let's have a fancy dinner. 1131 01:12:43.420 --> 01:12:45.167 After Jone gets the money, let's meet up. 1132 01:12:45.167 --> 01:12:46.458 My treat. 1133 01:12:57.583 --> 01:12:59.875 I haven't slept in a bed in so long. 1134 01:12:59.958 --> 01:13:02.583 After this job, you won't have to sleep in the car anymore. 1135 01:13:09.708 --> 01:13:10.667 You're avoiding me. 1136 01:13:17.375 --> 01:13:20.125 The lights are sound controlled. 1137 01:13:28.830 --> 01:13:29.125 You're drunk. 1138 01:13:34.208 --> 01:13:35.420 Shit! 1139 01:13:36.917 --> 01:13:37.792 Damn it. 1140 01:13:38.583 --> 01:13:40.125 Yingyod, my lovely buddy. 1141 01:13:40.125 --> 01:13:41.875 I didn't get to see the Northern Lights. 1142 01:13:41.958 --> 01:13:43.792 A husky bit my girl in the face. 1143 01:13:43.875 --> 01:13:45.542 We're going back to Thailand. 1144 01:13:49.420 --> 01:13:51.167 Damn. This will be close. 1145 01:13:52.250 --> 01:13:53.625 I'm sober now. 1146 01:13:55.875 --> 01:13:57.125 Jesus. 1147 01:13:57.208 --> 01:13:58.125 Goodness. 1148 01:13:58.125 --> 01:13:59.833 Find something to cover up the smell. 1149 01:13:59.917 --> 01:14:02.208 You reek of alcohol. Go. 1150 01:14:16.375 --> 01:14:17.500 I bet Bangkok can smell him. 1151 01:14:20.958 --> 01:14:22.542 His whole body reeks. 1152 01:14:24.292 --> 01:14:25.625 You forgot to zip up. 1153 01:14:30.208 --> 01:14:31.708 My gun is smoking! 1154 01:14:39.125 --> 01:14:40.000 Tower. 1155 01:14:41.917 --> 01:14:42.917 Today, 1156 01:14:43.000 --> 01:14:44.750 let's CBP, Check Bill Petch. 1157 01:15:06.833 --> 01:15:07.875 Have you been waiting long? 1158 01:15:07.958 --> 01:15:09.125 Not really. 1159 01:15:12.292 --> 01:15:14.830 I drafted the contract. 1160 01:15:16.333 --> 01:15:18.625 TOTAL OF 3,000,000 BAHT 1161 01:15:26.500 --> 01:15:28.420 Today, I'll pay one million as deposit. 1162 01:15:32.833 --> 01:15:34.375 We need to revise the contract. 1163 01:15:37.542 --> 01:15:40.917 When I get the money from the client, I will pay you the rest. 1164 01:15:41.000 --> 01:15:42.875 One million should guarantee that 1165 01:15:43.458 --> 01:15:44.542 I want the rooms for sure. 1166 01:15:45.583 --> 01:15:46.417 May I? 1167 01:15:56.792 --> 01:15:57.708 Have a look. 1168 01:15:59.167 --> 01:16:01.292 TOTAL OF 3,300,000 BAHT 1169 01:16:01.375 --> 01:16:04.375 If you pay in installments, it must be 3.3 million. 1170 01:16:08.625 --> 01:16:10.792 If you want the three million rate, 1171 01:16:10.875 --> 01:16:13.958 you have to pay the full amount within today. 1172 01:16:28.375 --> 01:16:29.250 A million? 1173 01:16:29.333 --> 01:16:30.708 He's so tricky. 1174 01:16:34.208 --> 01:16:35.667 Then I'll wait for Sam to return. 1175 01:16:37.830 --> 01:16:38.292 He's easier to talk to 1176 01:16:38.875 --> 01:16:40.292 since we are real close. 1177 01:16:47.500 --> 01:16:49.000 Mr. Petch, hold on. 1178 01:16:50.875 --> 01:16:54.792 He will only pay as much as he got for the deposit. 1179 01:16:56.792 --> 01:16:58.833 Is it game on or game over? 1180 01:17:00.458 --> 01:17:01.833 It's game over. 1181 01:17:01.917 --> 01:17:03.792 This plan is dead. 1182 01:17:03.792 --> 01:17:05.875 A million in 4 to 5 days is quite okay. 1183 01:17:05.958 --> 01:17:08.458 What about the two sheep at the hotel? 1184 01:17:09.375 --> 01:17:10.375 What do you want to do? 1185 01:17:11.167 --> 01:17:12.830 Cut them loose. 1186 01:17:18.417 --> 01:17:19.667 Take 500,000 each and split up. 1187 01:17:22.792 --> 01:17:24.292 Take care, bro. 1188 01:17:40.875 --> 01:17:42.292 CONTRACT 1189 01:17:44.500 --> 01:17:47.833 ARTICLE 1 I, TEWA SUPPAPAISAN, 1190 01:17:47.917 --> 01:17:51.830 PROMISE THAT WHEN CBP-CHECK BILL PETCH IS DONE, 1191 01:17:54.792 --> 01:18:01.000 I WILL STOP CONNING PEOPLE AND USE MY ABILITIES 1192 01:18:01.830 --> 01:18:03.542 TO EARN AN HONEST LIVING 1193 01:18:10.792 --> 01:18:13.500 BANGKOK 1194 01:18:13.583 --> 01:18:14.542 Mr. Tower's reservation? 1195 01:18:14.625 --> 01:18:15.958 This way, please. 1196 01:18:17.208 --> 01:18:18.750 You go in first. 1197 01:18:18.833 --> 01:18:19.917 Okay. 1198 01:18:20.000 --> 01:18:20.833 Please follow me. 1199 01:18:38.708 --> 01:18:40.917 NICE EX-BANKER 1200 01:18:42.830 --> 01:18:43.125 DECLINE 1201 01:18:55.500 --> 01:18:57.583 You want me to change the ice for the oysters? 1202 01:19:09.542 --> 01:19:10.750 They aren't coming. 1203 01:19:15.625 --> 01:19:18.292 Let's eat. It's all good food. 1204 01:19:26.375 --> 01:19:27.250 It's delicious. 1205 01:19:34.458 --> 01:19:38.625 I, TEWA SUPPAPAISAN, PROMISE THAT WHEN CBP-CHECK BILL PETCH IS DONE 1206 01:19:45.167 --> 01:19:48.667 Ina Review. Choo choo. 1207 01:19:48.750 --> 01:19:50.375 Hello. 1208 01:19:50.458 --> 01:19:55.417 I review everything in and out of this world, episode three. 1209 01:19:55.500 --> 01:19:57.167 Today, I will review 1210 01:19:57.167 --> 01:20:00.167 my misfortune at 25. 1211 01:20:00.875 --> 01:20:02.667 It just happened. 1212 01:20:03.625 --> 01:20:05.000 What happened? 1213 01:20:05.830 --> 01:20:07.125 A con artist scammed me. 1214 01:20:29.500 --> 01:20:31.333 I drove slowly, so I just arrived. 1215 01:20:36.167 --> 01:20:38.292 You planned it from the start, 1216 01:20:38.375 --> 01:20:39.417 to stab us in the back. 1217 01:20:41.875 --> 01:20:43.667 If you know the answer, why ask? 1218 01:20:43.750 --> 01:20:45.333 Do you enjoy seeing me look dumb? 1219 01:20:47.750 --> 01:20:48.792 Hey. 1220 01:21:05.917 --> 01:21:07.458 Do you enjoy seeing me look dumb? 1221 01:21:18.625 --> 01:21:20.125 Do you think I'll be mad? 1222 01:21:20.125 --> 01:21:21.625 Do you think I'm hurt? 1223 01:21:22.333 --> 01:21:23.458 I'm not. 1224 01:21:25.292 --> 01:21:27.542 If you don't know how to lie, stop talking. 1225 01:21:33.875 --> 01:21:34.792 There he is, 1226 01:21:35.333 --> 01:21:37.375 the call center scammer. 1227 01:21:37.458 --> 01:21:41.208 He's a Southeast Asian man. 1228 01:21:41.292 --> 01:21:44.375 He's a 30-year-old criminal. 1229 01:21:44.458 --> 01:21:47.292 He can't be trusted. He's a tricky swindler. 1230 01:21:47.375 --> 01:21:49.292 I was naive enough to trust him. 1231 01:21:49.958 --> 01:21:52.000 I was fooled over and over again. 1232 01:21:52.830 --> 01:21:55.833 Do you know what Ina stands for? 1233 01:21:56.833 --> 01:21:59.375 It stands for "ignorant." 1234 01:22:00.625 --> 01:22:02.167 I am stupid. 1235 01:22:02.167 --> 01:22:04.292 -Enough already. -I'm stupid. 1236 01:22:04.375 --> 01:22:06.417 -I'm stupid! -I said enough! 1237 01:22:11.208 --> 01:22:12.625 Stop crying. 1238 01:22:13.958 --> 01:22:15.458 Do you see? 1239 01:22:16.000 --> 01:22:18.125 No one dies from being conned out of money. 1240 01:22:18.208 --> 01:22:19.667 It just breaks your heart. 1241 01:22:20.375 --> 01:22:23.708 It makes you want to run into an electric pole and die. 1242 01:22:28.333 --> 01:22:29.333 You know… 1243 01:22:31.667 --> 01:22:33.167 I trusted you. 1244 01:22:33.792 --> 01:22:35.958 I really trusted you. 1245 01:22:56.500 --> 01:22:57.625 I'm a con man. 1246 01:23:01.250 --> 01:23:02.917 You know I can't be trusted. 1247 01:23:05.583 --> 01:23:07.125 Why did you come back? 1248 01:23:21.833 --> 01:23:24.833 Stop thinking about me and focus on keeping your mom's land. 1249 01:23:27.292 --> 01:23:28.583 You read my lips. 1250 01:23:29.667 --> 01:23:31.333 Have you ever told me the truth? 1251 01:23:32.875 --> 01:23:34.830 Petch only paid one million. 1252 01:23:35.500 --> 01:23:37.708 I've got a plan to con another two million out of him. 1253 01:23:38.833 --> 01:23:40.292 We can split the money as planned. 1254 01:23:41.833 --> 01:23:43.625 Or do you want to keep lying to your mom? 1255 01:23:55.208 --> 01:23:56.583 I'll continue with the plan. 1256 01:23:59.625 --> 01:24:00.833 Under one condition. 1257 01:24:04.417 --> 01:24:06.417 I'll be the last person who holds the money. 1258 01:24:08.292 --> 01:24:09.125 Deal. 1259 01:24:28.583 --> 01:24:30.667 Can we still trust him? 1260 01:24:31.917 --> 01:24:32.917 No. 1261 01:24:33.500 --> 01:24:35.420 I don't trust him anymore. 1262 01:24:36.167 --> 01:24:39.833 I'm back from Russia. 1263 01:24:39.917 --> 01:24:42.708 All my peeps who are passing by Le Grand, 1264 01:24:42.792 --> 01:24:45.250 don't forget to stop by and pick up your gifts. 1265 01:24:45.750 --> 01:24:47.542 It's chocolate vodka. 1266 01:24:47.625 --> 01:24:50.375 Don't eat too much or you'll get drunk off your butt. 1267 01:24:54.500 --> 01:24:56.833 Hello. What's up, bro? 1268 01:24:56.917 --> 01:24:58.167 Jone. 1269 01:24:58.250 --> 01:25:00.625 I changed my mind. Let's see this through. 1270 01:25:01.208 --> 01:25:02.333 Here they come. 1271 01:25:07.958 --> 01:25:09.542 The photographers you met last night, 1272 01:25:09.625 --> 01:25:11.625 the deceased's family hired them every night. 1273 01:25:11.708 --> 01:25:13.708 Okay. I see. 1274 01:25:18.667 --> 01:25:21.167 Hello. I called you this morning. 1275 01:25:21.250 --> 01:25:24.708 I want to rent this place to do a photo shoot. 1276 01:25:24.792 --> 01:25:25.750 -Okay. -Yes. 1277 01:25:25.833 --> 01:25:28.500 Have you ever taken pictures of cars? 1278 01:25:32.375 --> 01:25:34.125 We volunteer for nonprofit organizations. 1279 01:25:34.125 --> 01:25:36.917 We take photos of car accidents. Is that okay? 1280 01:25:37.000 --> 01:25:38.750 His legs are completely twisted. 1281 01:25:40.750 --> 01:25:43.500 I like it. It's high fashion. 1282 01:25:44.958 --> 01:25:46.667 When do you need us? 1283 01:25:46.667 --> 01:25:48.417 This afternoon. Are you free? 1284 01:25:49.000 --> 01:25:50.167 Before we begin this new plan, 1285 01:25:50.250 --> 01:25:52.625 we need Petch to trust us again. 1286 01:25:52.708 --> 01:25:55.792 We must con him using what we talked to him about before. 1287 01:25:56.458 --> 01:25:57.958 Hello, Ms. Liu. 1288 01:25:58.420 --> 01:26:00.000 Petch. 1289 01:26:00.830 --> 01:26:03.333 What I said about sending you the check-- 1290 01:26:03.417 --> 01:26:05.583 There's been a change of plans. 1291 01:26:05.667 --> 01:26:09.292 From Kalasin, I'll stop by Buri Ram. 1292 01:26:09.375 --> 01:26:12.375 I will have a messenger send the check to me instead. 1293 01:26:12.458 --> 01:26:15.000 Are you free to pick up the check? 1294 01:26:15.830 --> 01:26:17.583 I have something to show you. 1295 01:26:17.667 --> 01:26:18.792 Sounds good. 1296 01:26:18.875 --> 01:26:20.167 Where are you staying? 1297 01:26:25.420 --> 01:26:26.375 Ms. Liu, I've missed you. 1298 01:26:26.458 --> 01:26:29.000 Your check is in my room. 1299 01:26:29.830 --> 01:26:31.375 You can come and get it tonight. 1300 01:26:35.792 --> 01:26:36.917 Will Petch fall for it? 1301 01:26:37.000 --> 01:26:40.375 I got Jone to find something big to grab his attention. 1302 01:26:40.458 --> 01:26:42.458 He will forget about the check. 1303 01:26:49.875 --> 01:26:52.833 When I bought a sports car, I bought it from this guy. 1304 01:27:07.792 --> 01:27:08.667 How are you? 1305 01:27:08.750 --> 01:27:09.792 Ms. Liu. 1306 01:27:14.750 --> 01:27:16.292 Here. 1307 01:27:16.833 --> 01:27:17.750 This is Auto. 1308 01:27:17.833 --> 01:27:19.875 He imports super-cars to sell. 1309 01:27:19.958 --> 01:27:22.958 He is the owner of a big rice mill in Buri Ram. 1310 01:27:23.420 --> 01:27:25.708 He gives us advice about the rice for Lhingwu beer. 1311 01:27:26.458 --> 01:27:29.750 Petch is the owner of a tour company in Khon Kaen. 1312 01:27:29.833 --> 01:27:31.167 I see. 1313 01:27:32.167 --> 01:27:33.542 Have you ridden in a Ferrari? 1314 01:27:34.625 --> 01:27:35.500 Would you like to try? 1315 01:27:36.792 --> 01:27:37.667 Yes. 1316 01:27:37.750 --> 01:27:39.708 Then let's go to my rice mill. 1317 01:27:39.792 --> 01:27:40.667 It's wide open. 1318 01:27:44.250 --> 01:27:45.375 RENTAL MANUAL 1319 01:27:56.625 --> 01:27:59.420 -Do you normally drive fast? -I'm not fast. 1320 01:28:02.333 --> 01:28:03.167 I'm furiously fast! 1321 01:28:04.792 --> 01:28:05.875 I usually go over 100. 1322 01:28:05.958 --> 01:28:07.125 When I want to have fun, 1323 01:28:07.875 --> 01:28:08.708 I do 200. 1324 01:28:08.792 --> 01:28:10.375 So what are you waiting for? 1325 01:28:13.792 --> 01:28:14.625 Let's step on it. 1326 01:28:19.667 --> 01:28:20.875 Wow. We're flying. 1327 01:28:21.750 --> 01:28:22.583 Yes. 1328 01:28:30.830 --> 01:28:30.917 Let's go. 1329 01:28:33.208 --> 01:28:34.708 I looked it up on the Internet. 1330 01:28:34.792 --> 01:28:38.667 It says a Ferrari can go from zero to 200 in 11 seconds. 1331 01:28:38.750 --> 01:28:39.917 Yes. 1332 01:28:41.420 --> 01:28:42.458 Let's test this car's limit. 1333 01:28:43.458 --> 01:28:46.292 Right now, my body craves speed. 1334 01:28:47.292 --> 01:28:48.833 Ms. Liu might mind. 1335 01:28:48.917 --> 01:28:49.917 This is a new car. 1336 01:28:50.000 --> 01:28:53.417 Come on. This is a Ferrari. 1337 01:28:56.250 --> 01:28:57.458 Let's do it! 1338 01:28:57.542 --> 01:28:58.417 Come on! 1339 01:29:00.667 --> 01:29:01.833 Let's go! 1340 01:29:28.333 --> 01:29:29.917 -Go faster. -Faster? 1341 01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:30.875 Yes! 1342 01:29:32.250 --> 01:29:33.458 Press the pedal to the metal. 1343 01:29:36.542 --> 01:29:37.792 Faster! 1344 01:29:40.250 --> 01:29:41.958 Top speed all the way! 1345 01:29:45.792 --> 01:29:48.250 Wow! There it is! 1346 01:29:54.708 --> 01:29:56.542 A turtle! 1347 01:29:57.417 --> 01:29:58.667 There's a turtle! 1348 01:30:02.667 --> 01:30:03.542 Look out! 1349 01:30:28.333 --> 01:30:29.417 Damn! 1350 01:30:29.500 --> 01:30:31.833 That drift was beautiful just like in Furious 7. 1351 01:30:32.417 --> 01:30:33.750 You should buy one. 1352 01:30:33.833 --> 01:30:34.917 Vin Diesel. 1353 01:30:50.208 --> 01:30:53.167 The plan is for Ms. Liu to get Petch to invest 1354 01:30:53.250 --> 01:30:55.420 in a sports car at a special price. 1355 01:30:56.000 --> 01:30:57.375 But there is one condition. 1356 01:30:57.458 --> 01:30:59.542 Both of you need to invest two million 1357 01:31:00.420 --> 01:31:01.750 and agree to pay cash in person. 1358 01:31:01.833 --> 01:31:03.708 Our side will invest two million. 1359 01:31:03.792 --> 01:31:05.917 The first million is from the money Petch gave us. 1360 01:31:06.000 --> 01:31:07.208 The second million is 1361 01:31:07.708 --> 01:31:08.583 from this check. 1362 01:31:09.458 --> 01:31:11.292 But it needs to be cashed in only in Bangkok. 1363 01:31:12.500 --> 01:31:14.708 I will sign a power of attorney. 1364 01:31:14.792 --> 01:31:16.542 You must cash it in at the Lhingwu Building 1365 01:31:16.625 --> 01:31:17.583 where it was issued. 1366 01:31:27.167 --> 01:31:29.125 Hey, Auto. 1367 01:31:29.208 --> 01:31:31.458 Is this the car for my partner? 1368 01:31:31.542 --> 01:31:32.542 You got it. 1369 01:31:32.625 --> 01:31:34.333 I'm sure your partner will love it. 1370 01:31:34.417 --> 01:31:36.000 This color is limited edition. 1371 01:31:36.830 --> 01:31:38.375 I borrowed it to promote my page. 1372 01:31:38.458 --> 01:31:39.792 Go ahead. 1373 01:31:39.875 --> 01:31:40.875 Okay. 1374 01:31:42.583 --> 01:31:44.292 Let's see. 1375 01:31:46.542 --> 01:31:48.875 Can you capture the power of the engine? 1376 01:31:48.958 --> 01:31:52.000 Summon the wild horse's spirit from the grille of the car. 1377 01:31:52.830 --> 01:31:56.000 Can I take a photo for my partner to see? 1378 01:31:56.830 --> 01:31:57.167 Snap away. 1379 01:32:02.420 --> 01:32:04.917 I will sell you the car for four million. 1380 01:32:05.000 --> 01:32:06.792 The market price is six million. 1381 01:32:09.250 --> 01:32:11.625 You're giving me a two-million margin. 1382 01:32:11.708 --> 01:32:13.583 I don't want to make a profit. 1383 01:32:13.667 --> 01:32:15.667 I want to make an impression on my partner. 1384 01:32:15.750 --> 01:32:18.625 Take it. I made enough from selling you the Ferrari. 1385 01:32:19.417 --> 01:32:20.292 We're friends. 1386 01:32:20.375 --> 01:32:22.583 You're so good to me, Auto. 1387 01:32:24.458 --> 01:32:25.542 I have one condition though. 1388 01:32:26.250 --> 01:32:28.750 I want four million in cash today. 1389 01:32:28.833 --> 01:32:31.125 I just bought a Ferrari. 1390 01:32:31.208 --> 01:32:33.375 I'm afraid I won't have enough cash. 1391 01:32:33.458 --> 01:32:36.417 Then this car will have to go to your frenemy, Mr. Chok. 1392 01:32:37.830 --> 01:32:38.208 Is Chok interested? 1393 01:32:38.292 --> 01:32:39.875 -Very. -I won't let that happen. 1394 01:32:39.958 --> 01:32:44.208 I'll sell some stocks at a loss so I can buy this car. 1395 01:32:44.292 --> 01:32:47.420 That's good. Why would you keep losing stocks 1396 01:32:47.542 --> 01:32:49.420 when you can profit from this? 1397 01:32:56.667 --> 01:32:57.500 Petch. 1398 01:32:59.417 --> 01:33:02.000 Do you want to invest with me for two million each? 1399 01:33:02.833 --> 01:33:04.375 I won't have to sell lots of stocks. 1400 01:33:04.958 --> 01:33:07.458 I'm afraid it won't be worth it when the prices go up. 1401 01:33:07.542 --> 01:33:08.708 Ms. Liu. 1402 01:33:08.792 --> 01:33:10.667 I don't want an outsider involved. 1403 01:33:11.458 --> 01:33:12.458 Sorry, dude. 1404 01:33:14.667 --> 01:33:15.542 I understand. 1405 01:33:22.292 --> 01:33:24.917 Auto, can you let Petch in on the investment? 1406 01:33:25.000 --> 01:33:26.417 He isn't an outsider. 1407 01:33:26.500 --> 01:33:27.375 He is with me. 1408 01:33:35.208 --> 01:33:36.833 Don't give me a hard time. 1409 01:33:37.500 --> 01:33:40.333 I want him to have a piece of the cake. 1410 01:33:41.417 --> 01:33:44.000 If you vouch for him, I'm okay with it. 1411 01:33:44.583 --> 01:33:48.333 If you want to give him some cake, I won't stand in your way. 1412 01:33:48.417 --> 01:33:50.583 But you have to buy it under your name only. 1413 01:33:51.167 --> 01:33:52.500 You can't tell anybody. 1414 01:33:53.708 --> 01:33:55.420 Dude. 1415 01:33:56.167 --> 01:33:57.292 You're a lucky guy. 1416 01:34:00.792 --> 01:34:03.625 Petch, actually, 1417 01:34:03.708 --> 01:34:06.708 I really just want to impress my partner. 1418 01:34:06.792 --> 01:34:07.625 As for the profit, 1419 01:34:08.167 --> 01:34:09.208 I will give it all to you. 1420 01:34:09.292 --> 01:34:10.875 Ms. Liu, don't pressure him. 1421 01:34:10.958 --> 01:34:12.542 He isn't rich like you. 1422 01:34:14.917 --> 01:34:15.750 When is the deadline? 1423 01:34:17.167 --> 01:34:18.292 I'll see Chok this evening. 1424 01:34:18.375 --> 01:34:21.375 If you won't take it, he's ready to drive off with it. 1425 01:34:21.458 --> 01:34:25.167 Then you should prepare to apologize to Mr. Chok. 1426 01:34:32.125 --> 01:34:35.583 Can you get two million by this afternoon? 1427 01:34:36.542 --> 01:34:37.542 I think so. 1428 01:34:41.708 --> 01:34:43.250 I want to cancel this cashier's check. 1429 01:34:46.500 --> 01:34:48.830 Here's one million baht. 1430 01:34:53.000 --> 01:34:53.875 Ms. Kanokpon. 1431 01:34:53.958 --> 01:34:55.583 What is it, Petch? 1432 01:34:55.667 --> 01:34:57.625 My friend invited me to buy land. 1433 01:34:57.708 --> 01:34:59.167 He told me to buy it now. 1434 01:34:59.250 --> 01:35:01.458 When the high-speed train is finished, 1435 01:35:01.542 --> 01:35:03.208 the price will triple. 1436 01:35:03.917 --> 01:35:05.708 Really? That's interesting. 1437 01:35:06.708 --> 01:35:10.000 Can I borrow two million from you? 1438 01:35:10.830 --> 01:35:11.792 I have to pay him this evening. 1439 01:35:11.875 --> 01:35:13.833 Could you let me borrow the money? 1440 01:35:14.667 --> 01:35:15.958 I'm a bit short this month. 1441 01:35:16.420 --> 01:35:19.167 I just bought you a BMW. 1442 01:35:19.250 --> 01:35:22.500 You don't need to do any side hustles. 1443 01:35:23.667 --> 01:35:26.420 I have to go. A client is calling. 1444 01:35:27.500 --> 01:35:30.125 I'll have a truck transport the Ferrari for you. 1445 01:35:30.208 --> 01:35:32.583 If you want the Mustang for real, 1446 01:35:32.667 --> 01:35:33.875 I can send both cars to you. 1447 01:35:35.458 --> 01:35:36.792 So can you get the money? 1448 01:35:38.420 --> 01:35:40.375 Well, I-- 1449 01:35:40.458 --> 01:35:42.625 If I take out two million now, 1450 01:35:42.708 --> 01:35:45.420 it will affect my company's cash flow. 1451 01:35:45.958 --> 01:35:46.917 Petch. 1452 01:35:47.000 --> 01:35:49.750 I already asked for a favor from Auto. 1453 01:35:55.250 --> 01:35:58.500 Petch doesn't have enough money. I will buy the car myself. 1454 01:36:02.375 --> 01:36:06.125 Auto, can I ride with you to finalize the payment? 1455 01:36:06.208 --> 01:36:07.417 Sure. 1456 01:36:08.250 --> 01:36:10.420 I will take Auto out for dinner. 1457 01:36:10.625 --> 01:36:13.250 I will let you know when you can pick up the check. 1458 01:36:13.333 --> 01:36:14.458 I'll leave it at the lobby. 1459 01:36:14.542 --> 01:36:15.500 Let's go. 1460 01:36:18.792 --> 01:36:19.625 Shit. 1461 01:36:21.375 --> 01:36:23.417 He's on the fence. Let's pick Ina up at the airport. 1462 01:36:40.458 --> 01:36:41.792 Hello. Who's calling? 1463 01:36:41.875 --> 01:36:44.125 Hello, Petch. 1464 01:36:44.208 --> 01:36:45.625 This is Samson. 1465 01:36:45.708 --> 01:36:46.833 Didn't you save my number? 1466 01:36:47.667 --> 01:36:48.750 I saved it. 1467 01:36:49.750 --> 01:36:51.333 I have your number saved. 1468 01:36:51.417 --> 01:36:54.750 I was on holiday in Russia, so you couldn't contact me. 1469 01:36:55.333 --> 01:36:56.333 Holiday? 1470 01:36:56.417 --> 01:36:57.542 Yes. 1471 01:36:57.625 --> 01:37:00.333 It was so cold. 1472 01:37:00.417 --> 01:37:03.167 I had to wear four layers of sweaters, 1473 01:37:03.167 --> 01:37:04.833 like playing Russian roulette with snow. 1474 01:37:06.333 --> 01:37:07.250 Sam. 1475 01:37:07.750 --> 01:37:10.917 But you texted me that you went to a seminar. 1476 01:37:11.000 --> 01:37:13.292 You had Mr. Pongsakorn deal with me instead. 1477 01:37:13.875 --> 01:37:14.833 No. 1478 01:37:14.917 --> 01:37:16.750 Our hotel has nobody named Pongsakorn. 1479 01:37:17.792 --> 01:37:19.917 Who is Pongsakorn? 1480 01:37:20.000 --> 01:37:21.625 I didn't have anyone deal with you. 1481 01:37:24.167 --> 01:37:26.208 Sam, I have to go. Something came up. 1482 01:37:56.417 --> 01:37:58.833 A cashier's check payable to Petch Prateepnon 1483 01:37:58.917 --> 01:38:00.542 has been canceled. 1484 01:38:00.625 --> 01:38:02.417 Do you have any other inquires… 1485 01:38:13.500 --> 01:38:14.458 Shit. 1486 01:38:26.000 --> 01:38:27.420 How many people? 1487 01:38:54.000 --> 01:38:54.917 Two million in total. 1488 01:39:07.958 --> 01:39:09.420 Hey! 1489 01:39:12.458 --> 01:39:13.458 An ant bit my foot. 1490 01:39:16.542 --> 01:39:18.417 -How many people? -Two people. 1491 01:39:33.708 --> 01:39:34.917 I know everything. 1492 01:39:36.583 --> 01:39:38.542 I saw them pick you up at the airport. 1493 01:39:39.583 --> 01:39:41.500 You're working with those con artists 1494 01:39:41.583 --> 01:39:43.000 to con me out of money. 1495 01:39:44.167 --> 01:39:45.958 I've lost a million of my savings. 1496 01:39:47.000 --> 01:39:48.542 Do I deserve this? 1497 01:39:48.625 --> 01:39:51.542 If you never tricked me, do you think I would do this? 1498 01:39:51.625 --> 01:39:54.500 You deserve to lose that one million. 1499 01:39:56.375 --> 01:39:59.125 I could report them to the police, but I didn't. 1500 01:39:59.917 --> 01:40:01.125 It's because you're involved. 1501 01:40:04.292 --> 01:40:05.375 I never thought 1502 01:40:06.542 --> 01:40:08.208 that what I did to you 1503 01:40:09.833 --> 01:40:11.458 would make you go this far. 1504 01:40:13.833 --> 01:40:15.420 I admit 1505 01:40:16.420 --> 01:40:17.208 I intended to fool you 1506 01:40:18.208 --> 01:40:19.542 and Kanokpon. 1507 01:40:20.208 --> 01:40:21.375 But the things I did, 1508 01:40:21.875 --> 01:40:23.875 I did it to survive. 1509 01:40:23.958 --> 01:40:24.917 It's what you're doing. 1510 01:40:25.000 --> 01:40:27.208 It's not the same. Not at all. 1511 01:40:30.333 --> 01:40:31.583 I'm really sorry. 1512 01:40:32.917 --> 01:40:34.958 It's too late to be sorry. 1513 01:40:36.830 --> 01:40:36.958 I know. 1514 01:40:38.625 --> 01:40:40.625 Right now, I can only think about 1515 01:40:41.875 --> 01:40:43.500 how I can make it up to you. 1516 01:40:45.830 --> 01:40:46.667 Because good people like you 1517 01:40:47.625 --> 01:40:49.875 shouldn't get involved with those con artists. 1518 01:40:55.167 --> 01:40:57.500 I'll play along and give them two million. 1519 01:40:59.667 --> 01:41:01.458 If you can get all the money back, 1520 01:41:03.208 --> 01:41:05.167 we'll get two million from those guys. 1521 01:41:07.458 --> 01:41:09.417 Do you want me to betray them? 1522 01:41:10.917 --> 01:41:13.625 I just want my one million back. 1523 01:41:14.958 --> 01:41:16.792 You can have the other million. 1524 01:41:17.958 --> 01:41:19.667 I just want to help you. 1525 01:41:24.250 --> 01:41:25.125 Ina. 1526 01:41:26.958 --> 01:41:28.292 Do you really think 1527 01:41:29.420 --> 01:41:31.500 those con artists next door 1528 01:41:32.667 --> 01:41:33.833 will share the money with you? 1529 01:41:38.625 --> 01:41:40.250 After I give them the money, 1530 01:41:41.792 --> 01:41:43.542 can you find a way to get it back? 1531 01:41:44.667 --> 01:41:46.830 Can you do that for me? 1532 01:41:54.875 --> 01:41:56.167 PETCH (KANOKPON TOUR) 1533 01:41:56.167 --> 01:41:58.420 Petch is calling. 1534 01:41:59.500 --> 01:42:00.333 Answer it. 1535 01:42:06.375 --> 01:42:07.875 I want in too. 1536 01:42:09.417 --> 01:42:11.420 Where are you now? 1537 01:42:12.750 --> 01:42:14.250 PETCH PRATEEPNON 1538 01:42:17.420 --> 01:42:18.167 I'll withdraw two million. 1539 01:42:21.208 --> 01:42:22.333 Here's two million baht. 1540 01:42:35.833 --> 01:42:38.625 I want to thank you for this opportunity. 1541 01:43:16.500 --> 01:43:17.375 Where's the contract? 1542 01:43:19.792 --> 01:43:21.625 It's here. I have it ready. 1543 01:43:36.375 --> 01:43:37.750 Do you any problems with it? 1544 01:43:37.833 --> 01:43:38.667 Well, 1545 01:43:39.833 --> 01:43:40.917 not at all. 1546 01:43:42.375 --> 01:43:43.375 Okay. 1547 01:43:54.420 --> 01:43:55.420 Right. 1548 01:44:09.500 --> 01:44:11.458 No need to count it. The two million is all there. 1549 01:44:12.167 --> 01:44:13.292 You can trust me. 1550 01:44:15.375 --> 01:44:16.375 I'm not afraid it's short. 1551 01:44:17.458 --> 01:44:18.417 I'm afraid it's over. 1552 01:44:27.542 --> 01:44:29.375 He won't carry the money himself. 1553 01:44:30.458 --> 01:44:32.167 He will leave the money with me 1554 01:44:32.250 --> 01:44:33.208 in this room, 1555 01:44:34.420 --> 01:44:36.958 so I can go to the bank to deposit everybody's share. 1556 01:44:40.250 --> 01:44:41.458 Let's help each other out. 1557 01:44:44.792 --> 01:44:45.708 Ina. 1558 01:44:47.830 --> 01:44:48.333 I care about you. 1559 01:44:59.292 --> 01:45:01.167 You guys are quite daring. 1560 01:45:01.250 --> 01:45:02.875 You saw a picture in a chat 1561 01:45:02.958 --> 01:45:04.792 and agreed to buy a six-million-baht car. 1562 01:45:04.875 --> 01:45:06.420 It's normal. 1563 01:45:06.708 --> 01:45:08.417 We all trust each other. 1564 01:45:08.500 --> 01:45:09.375 We don't cheat. 1565 01:45:12.708 --> 01:45:14.333 The lamb stew here is good. 1566 01:45:15.208 --> 01:45:16.250 You should order some. 1567 01:45:18.830 --> 01:45:20.000 I don't like stew. 1568 01:45:20.542 --> 01:45:21.375 It stinks. 1569 01:45:32.000 --> 01:45:33.292 Thank you, Ms. Liu. 1570 01:46:09.167 --> 01:46:10.333 It's on you now. 1571 01:46:25.667 --> 01:46:26.917 Ina, good job. 1572 01:46:43.792 --> 01:46:44.792 Petch! 1573 01:46:47.708 --> 01:46:49.000 Did you trick me again? 1574 01:46:52.583 --> 01:46:55.625 Hey. You should know me better by now. 1575 01:46:56.208 --> 01:46:58.417 -I watch your reviews. -Petch. 1576 01:46:59.417 --> 01:47:02.208 Next episode, review how stupid you are. 1577 01:47:02.917 --> 01:47:05.542 Lots of people will watch for real. 1578 01:47:06.375 --> 01:47:07.208 Petch. 1579 01:47:07.708 --> 01:47:09.250 Stop smiling. 1580 01:47:10.958 --> 01:47:12.167 The one who should be smiling 1581 01:47:12.667 --> 01:47:13.875 is me! 1582 01:47:15.583 --> 01:47:16.875 Did you really think 1583 01:47:16.958 --> 01:47:19.583 I would be that stupid to trust a jerk like you again? 1584 01:47:25.667 --> 01:47:27.167 The plan is 1585 01:47:27.167 --> 01:47:31.830 for Ms. Liu to get Petch to invest in a sports car at a special price. 1586 01:47:32.000 --> 01:47:33.125 This plan won't work. 1587 01:47:33.625 --> 01:47:36.167 Petch gets easy money from women. Why would he invest? 1588 01:47:36.250 --> 01:47:37.500 We don't have any sheep left. 1589 01:47:37.583 --> 01:47:38.708 You have me. 1590 01:47:38.792 --> 01:47:40.000 I’m still Petch's sheep. 1591 01:47:44.667 --> 01:47:46.750 Can you find a way to put me in the plan? 1592 01:47:49.417 --> 01:47:51.420 Then you'll have to pretend to betray us. 1593 01:47:53.875 --> 01:47:56.417 You should prepare to apologize to Mr. Chok. 1594 01:47:59.333 --> 01:48:00.625 Hello, Sam? 1595 01:48:00.708 --> 01:48:02.583 Can you call Petch from Kanokpon Tour? 1596 01:48:02.667 --> 01:48:05.292 I ran into him and he said he couldn't reach you. 1597 01:48:05.375 --> 01:48:06.625 Hello. 1598 01:48:07.292 --> 01:48:08.500 Sam. 1599 01:48:08.583 --> 01:48:10.292 -But you texted me-- -"But you texted me 1600 01:48:10.375 --> 01:48:11.750 that you went to a seminar." 1601 01:48:11.833 --> 01:48:14.830 "You had Mr. Pongsakorn deal with me instead." 1602 01:48:19.958 --> 01:48:21.667 -He's coming. -Awesome. 1603 01:48:26.500 --> 01:48:28.708 Don't block the way. Petch is behind us. 1604 01:48:28.792 --> 01:48:31.125 Show your face a bit, so he sees you clearly. 1605 01:48:32.708 --> 01:48:33.792 Shit. 1606 01:48:33.875 --> 01:48:34.833 Ina. 1607 01:48:35.958 --> 01:48:37.708 I care about you. 1608 01:48:40.792 --> 01:48:42.583 Care my ass! 1609 01:48:46.625 --> 01:48:47.542 It's on you now. 1610 01:48:49.208 --> 01:48:50.250 Hey. 1611 01:48:50.333 --> 01:48:52.375 Take his picture when he realizes the truth. 1612 01:48:52.458 --> 01:48:55.292 Don't be paranoid. He has no clue. 1613 01:48:57.500 --> 01:48:59.500 I'm reviewing stupidity now, 1614 01:48:59.583 --> 01:49:01.420 and it's your stupidity. 1615 01:49:03.583 --> 01:49:05.417 Check Bill Petch. 1616 01:49:12.625 --> 01:49:14.375 Hey! 1617 01:49:18.208 --> 01:49:19.830 Damn it! 1618 01:49:21.250 --> 01:49:23.125 FYI. 1619 01:49:23.125 --> 01:49:26.458 There are criminals posing as our hotel staff. 1620 01:49:26.542 --> 01:49:29.583 Any customers who suffered any damage, please call me. 1621 01:49:29.667 --> 01:49:32.125 This con job will not end nicely! 1622 01:49:32.208 --> 01:49:34.125 It won't end nicely! 1623 01:49:34.208 --> 01:49:36.750 MS. KANOKPON 1624 01:49:39.750 --> 01:49:41.333 Hello, Ms. Kanokpon. 1625 01:49:41.417 --> 01:49:42.625 Don't sweet-talk me. 1626 01:49:42.708 --> 01:49:44.750 Your ex sent me your voice clip. 1627 01:49:45.750 --> 01:49:50.125 I admit I intended to fool you and Kanokpon. 1628 01:49:50.208 --> 01:49:51.667 Come on. 1629 01:49:51.750 --> 01:49:53.583 It's easy to edit a clip these days. 1630 01:49:53.667 --> 01:49:56.000 You need to listen to what I'm saying now. 1631 01:49:56.830 --> 01:49:58.250 I'm not listening. Get out of my company. 1632 01:49:58.333 --> 01:49:59.875 Don't try to take my BMW with you 1633 01:49:59.958 --> 01:50:01.667 or I will sue you, you jackass! 1634 01:50:01.750 --> 01:50:04.542 Okay, you hag! If you want to sue me, go ahead. 1635 01:50:04.625 --> 01:50:07.917 This voice clip can't be used as evidence. 1636 01:50:08.000 --> 01:50:09.167 I won't sue you in court. 1637 01:50:09.167 --> 01:50:10.875 I will report this to Ellen, my bestie. 1638 01:50:11.458 --> 01:50:13.000 You'll have no standing in society. 1639 01:50:13.830 --> 01:50:15.833 You can wait by the TV. The world will know who you are. 1640 01:50:15.917 --> 01:50:16.875 Whatever. 1641 01:50:16.958 --> 01:50:18.917 Are you done talking, you hag? 1642 01:50:19.000 --> 01:50:20.167 No! 1643 01:50:20.167 --> 01:50:22.792 If you report those people who sent me the clip to the police, 1644 01:50:22.875 --> 01:50:24.333 you better buy life insurance. 1645 01:50:24.417 --> 01:50:25.875 You'll be dead. 1646 01:50:27.208 --> 01:50:28.292 Damn it! 1647 01:50:39.792 --> 01:50:40.750 Mommy! 1648 01:51:01.250 --> 01:51:04.000 Good job. Ina Jitimaim. 1649 01:51:08.208 --> 01:51:09.167 Hold on. 1650 01:51:11.375 --> 01:51:12.292 Baa. 1651 01:51:14.958 --> 01:51:16.420 Baa. 1652 01:51:20.458 --> 01:51:21.875 Baa. 1653 01:51:22.625 --> 01:51:26.750 -Baa. -Baa. 1654 01:51:29.458 --> 01:51:31.292 Give me a special discount next time. 1655 01:51:31.375 --> 01:51:32.250 Okay. 1656 01:51:33.708 --> 01:51:35.208 Here's three million. 1657 01:51:37.830 --> 01:51:40.420 This is Tower's and yours as we agreed. 1658 01:51:41.333 --> 01:51:42.625 Thank you, Jone. 1659 01:51:45.917 --> 01:51:46.833 Thank you. 1660 01:51:46.917 --> 01:51:48.333 You’re a quick learner. 1661 01:51:54.958 --> 01:51:57.875 I'm sorry for getting you involved in this. 1662 01:51:58.500 --> 01:51:59.708 What are you talking about? 1663 01:52:02.708 --> 01:52:04.792 We won't talk about this for the rest of our lives. 1664 01:52:04.875 --> 01:52:05.750 Do you understand? 1665 01:52:06.417 --> 01:52:07.417 Okay. 1666 01:52:10.375 --> 01:52:11.542 Thanks. 1667 01:52:20.833 --> 01:52:22.833 Here. This is your cut. 1668 01:52:30.000 --> 01:52:31.375 -One, two, three. -One, two, three. 1669 01:52:33.750 --> 01:52:35.125 What's next? 1670 01:52:35.125 --> 01:52:36.875 Songkran is coming up. 1671 01:52:37.500 --> 01:52:39.625 Let's do an air ticket scam. 1672 01:52:39.625 --> 01:52:40.917 I'll be the decoy. 1673 01:52:41.000 --> 01:52:44.417 You can be an airline agent, okay? 1674 01:52:44.500 --> 01:52:45.667 Sure. 1675 01:52:45.750 --> 01:52:48.250 But I want no pregnant women, no old people, 1676 01:52:48.333 --> 01:52:50.667 nobody in debt, and no you. 1677 01:52:51.667 --> 01:52:53.792 You don't want me! 1678 01:53:12.250 --> 01:53:13.917 You are a con artist. 1679 01:53:14.417 --> 01:53:15.708 She is a good girl. 1680 01:53:16.667 --> 01:53:17.917 It won't work. 1681 01:53:18.708 --> 01:53:19.875 Trust this crook. 1682 01:53:20.792 --> 01:53:21.708 I know. 1683 01:53:58.875 --> 01:54:00.000 I'm so relieved. 1684 01:54:01.667 --> 01:54:03.167 Thank you, Tower. 1685 01:54:10.458 --> 01:54:12.667 Was it worth it? 1686 01:54:21.830 --> 01:54:24.250 NICE EX-BANKER 1687 01:54:55.417 --> 01:54:56.667 I'm a con man. 1688 01:54:57.500 --> 01:54:59.125 You know I can't be trusted. 1689 01:54:59.125 --> 01:55:00.708 Why did you come back? 1690 01:55:09.875 --> 01:55:11.542 Seeing your smile makes it worth it. 1691 01:56:13.625 --> 01:56:15.125 ARTICLE 1 I, TEWA SUPPAPAISAN, 1692 01:56:15.125 --> 01:56:17.292 PROMISE THAT WHEN CBP-CHECK BILL PETCH IS DONE, 1693 01:56:17.375 --> 01:56:20.375 I'LL STOP CONNING PEOPLE AND USE MY ABILITIES TO EARN AN HONEST LIVING 1694 01:56:20.458 --> 01:56:24.420 TEWA SUPPAPAISAN 1695 01:56:37.792 --> 01:56:38.917 Thank you. 1696 01:56:42.208 --> 01:56:43.420 And 1697 01:56:43.667 --> 01:56:44.750 don't get conned again. 1698 01:56:45.917 --> 01:56:47.420 Okay. 1699 01:57:12.420 --> 01:57:13.000 Tower. 1700 01:58:20.667 --> 01:58:23.167 I'm taking your money to do a tour scam. 1701 01:58:23.250 --> 01:58:26.000 I will return it someday. You can trust this crook. 1702 01:58:26.583 --> 01:58:27.792 Damn you, Jone! 1703 01:58:41.792 --> 01:58:42.708 What? 1704 01:58:44.792 --> 01:58:48.167 Article two, if Mr. Tewa complies with requirement number one, 1705 01:58:48.167 --> 01:58:50.250 I, Ms. Ina Jitimaim, 1706 01:58:50.333 --> 01:58:54.500 will be happy to get to know Mr. Tewa Suppapaisan. 1707 01:58:54.583 --> 01:58:55.708 Ina Jitimaim. 1708 01:59:42.542 --> 01:59:45.458 OVERDUE BALANCE OF 50,000 BAHT 1709 01:59:48.458 --> 01:59:51.667 MR. TEWA SUPPAPAISAN LOAN TOTAL 1,000,000 BAHT 1710 02:00:06.958 --> 02:00:09.333 Hello, Mr. Tewa. 1711 02:00:10.333 --> 02:00:11.417 Who's speaking? 1712 02:00:12.417 --> 02:00:16.420 I'm Ina Jitimaim. I'm a debt collector at Srisawad. 1713 02:00:20.583 --> 02:00:21.667 Hello? 1714 02:00:21.750 --> 02:00:23.792 Are you still there? 1715 02:00:23.875 --> 02:00:25.625 I'm listening. 1716 02:00:26.750 --> 02:00:28.125 I'm calling to inform you 1717 02:00:28.125 --> 02:00:31.875 that your loan payment is overdue by one week. 1718 02:00:32.833 --> 02:00:33.875 I know. 1719 02:00:34.458 --> 02:00:36.125 I have no money right now. 1720 02:00:36.667 --> 02:00:38.167 Can I postpone the payment? 1721 02:00:38.833 --> 02:00:40.667 Are you having financial problems? 1722 02:00:42.208 --> 02:00:45.830 I invested the money in a tour agency. 1723 02:00:46.125 --> 02:00:47.917 We were on lockdown for two months. 1724 02:00:48.000 --> 02:00:49.458 We just started to have customers. 1725 02:00:53.500 --> 02:00:55.792 CHOK BOON PA TRAVEL 1726 02:00:55.875 --> 02:00:59.833 Please bring your business documents to the company. 1727 02:00:59.917 --> 02:01:02.125 We can come up with a compromise. 1728 02:01:04.420 --> 02:01:04.917 When? 1729 02:01:06.375 --> 02:01:07.583 How about tomorrow? 1730 02:01:08.167 --> 02:01:09.167 Okay. 1731 02:01:11.583 --> 02:01:12.625 Do you have 1732 02:01:12.708 --> 02:01:14.875 any other inquiries? 1733 02:01:18.000 --> 02:01:18.833 I do. 1734 02:01:21.792 --> 02:01:23.420 Do you have a boyfriend yet? 1735 02:01:26.375 --> 02:01:28.792 Is it too late to tell you that I like you? 1736 02:01:33.958 --> 02:01:35.917 VISITING ROOM 1737 02:01:43.958 --> 02:01:45.667 How are you, youngsters? 1738 02:01:45.750 --> 02:01:48.417 What's up? Jone Crook. 1739 02:01:50.125 --> 02:01:51.333 I'm a crook in jail. 1740 02:01:51.417 --> 02:01:53.250 Since COVID hit us, 1741 02:01:54.917 --> 02:01:58.167 people got scared and returned all their tickets. 1742 02:01:59.500 --> 02:02:01.000 I couldn't move the money in time. 1743 02:02:01.583 --> 02:02:02.458 It was game over. 1744 02:02:03.420 --> 02:02:04.375 Will you quit being a con artist? 1745 02:02:09.542 --> 02:02:10.417 Are you dating? 1746 02:02:11.250 --> 02:02:12.750 I'm conning her now. 1747 02:02:14.833 --> 02:02:15.750 And you? 1748 02:02:17.420 --> 02:02:18.208 You know he's conning you. 1749 02:02:19.375 --> 02:02:20.417 You willing to be conned? 1750 02:02:21.458 --> 02:02:22.292 I am. 1751 02:02:25.333 --> 02:02:27.333 Then if nobody has any objections, 1752 02:02:28.125 --> 02:02:30.917 the groom may kiss the bride. 1753 02:02:57.583 --> 02:02:58.708 Thanks, bro. 1754 02:07:21.708 --> 02:07:26.708 Subtitle translation by: Joey Vajrabukka