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[Brett] Do you ever have that dream,
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where you make one dumb mistake
and ruin your entire life?
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Well, that's where I am right now.
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Except this is real.
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There is nothing I can do to stop
what is about to happen.
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Years of preparation,
tens of thousands of hours,
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all of it gone in seconds.
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In this final moment...
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I have one thought...
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and that is...
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I am so fucked!
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You wanna know how I got here?
I'll show you.
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♪ When you eat what you wanna eat ♪
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♪ And sleep where you wanna sleep ♪
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♪ And say what you wanna say ♪
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♪ And let the children play
What they wanna play ♪
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♪ Free, free, free ♪
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♪ Free, free, free ♪
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♪ Free, free, free ♪
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♪ Free, free, free ♪
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[Elsa] Security alert.
Movement detected in the back yard.
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-Elsa, what?
-[Elsa] Security alert.
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Movement detected in the side yard.
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-Elsa, blinds!
-[Elsa] Opening all window blinds.
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No, no, no, Elsa! Blinds down!
Blinds down!
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[Elsa] Closing all window blinds.
Security alert.
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-Movement detected at the front door.
-[Brett] Elsa, shut up.
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[Elsa] Security alert.
Movement detected at the front door.
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[Brett] Shh!
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Shit, shit, shit! Shit.
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-Elsa, lights off!
-[Elsa] Turning all lights off.
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-♪ Talk they way you wanna talk ♪
-♪ Free, free, free ♪
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-♪ Shout the way you wanna shout ♪
-♪ Free, free, free ♪
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Oh, shit!
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[Nico] Brett! Look, ponies.
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Remember? Like the third grade.
But, uh, this is different. [chuckles]
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-Yeah. That's a lot of beer, man.
-Oh! Brett, you into cosplay now?
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Um. Studying, actually.
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Decisions are made. E-mails fly tomorrow.
Yo, what is the point?
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-[cellphone's camera shutter clicks]
-I don't know, it’s just-- Just--
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Hey, Kayla.
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-Stace, please, no social, come on.
-What? But you look so--
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I’m not into having a thing, guys!
Seriously, okay?
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You have not been any fun
since like sixth grade,
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except this one time with this robe.
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My parents are home in 12 hours.
You guys realize that, right?
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Dude, that's what we were just saying.
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-What? That I'm not having a thing?
-No. That that gives us...
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11.45 hours of pony tapping.
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-[Stacy] Aye!
-We love you too!
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-[man] Come on, Bretty! Aw!
-Hey!
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[music playing]
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Come on! Okay, go, go, go!
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[all cheer]
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Guy, guys, guys! Can we keep
the party downstairs, please? Thank you.
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-Go, go, go!
-Guys, guys, guys, stop! Stop.
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No, no, no. I said, no posting, Stace.
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-What are you guys doing?
-What?
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-Hey!
-I said no posting on social media.
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-Hey, Kayla.
-Hey!
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Hey, I'm just rifling through your stuff.
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Really?
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I'm joking. I'm just waiting
in line for the bathroom.
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There's not--
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No one’s in there. There's not even a line
if you wanna just--
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-just go in there.
-Right. Guess I’m busted.
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[chuckles]
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Look, I found this and I was, like,
wow, it's us! Remember cotillion?
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Yeah. I don't know why that's there.
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-Random.
-[Kayla] I loved it.
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Etiquette, rules. Everything simple.
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-I thought it was perfect.
-Yeah. Me too.
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Really? You?
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No. Actually, no. I...
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You know, I mean, I thought it was cool,
it was fun.
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-You were super cool. [chuckles]
-Me?
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You always were a little gentleman.
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Always thought you'd ask me to a dance
or something when we got older.
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You thought that?
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I ended up skipping
most of the dances anyway. You?
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Yeah, no, yeah. No dances for me.
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Never thought you'd be the guy
that'd throw a party.
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Oh. It's not really my party,
right, or even...
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a party at all. It's just my--
Like, everybody else's.
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At your house.
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Yeah, yeah. At my house, yeah.
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Maybe you do have a wild side
despite what everyone else says.
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-What?
-Oh. Hey, girl. You're good?
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Hey.
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Tell Clint to meet me
in your parents' room?
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What?
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Tell Clint to meet me
in your parents' room?
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No. No, Stacy. No, that's off limits!
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[Stacy] God, dude!
Just focus on what's in your room.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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-Life defining moment. Take note.
-Please, just do this?
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I-- Hold on a second. Hold on. [sighs]
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Brett, I just want to say
I want to raise a glass.
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You've done everything right
in your 17 years.
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You've set yourself up
for all the blessings that lie ahead.
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-4.65 GPA...
-Thank you, Marheem Tutorials.
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-[chuckles] ...1590 on your SAT...
-Thank you, Infinite Futures Prep course.
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Oh. It's that one missed question
that just sort of, toys with you--
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Okay, but, but national recognition
in clarinet. Reed instrument.
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That was a very strategic thing
on our part.
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Exactly. It's like I've always said,
becoming one’s true best self...
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achieving one’s potential,
that is success.
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And with success comes freedom.
And with freedom comes
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-all the great things--
-[Brett] Dad!
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-Please, can we just get into it?
-[Kristen] Okay.
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-[Jeffrey] Let's go!
-[sighs]
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-Boom! Yes!
-Whoa.
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-Yes!
-We got into Cornell.
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We're going to Cornell.
We're going to Cornell.
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Okay. Next up, come on.
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Oh, God. We're into Yale.
We're going to Yale! We're into to Yale!
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Those dormy little house things!
They gotta let me in too!
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Oh! And Penn! And Dartmouth!
We're so good at this!
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-All right. Brown, Brown. Boom!
-Brown.
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Brown! Okay, click on the last one.
It's Harvard, click on the last one.
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Right there. Click on it.
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Oh, my-- Oh, wait.
You're wait-listed at Harvard.
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-What?
-[Kristen] But Harvard.
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Hey, come on! Seven out of eight.
That's amazing! What are we batting?
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-Eight seventy-five.
-Eight seventy-five! Yes, 875!
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There, there are those math skills
at work right there. Congratulations!
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-Wassup, dude?
-[Clint] Yo, wassup?
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-Is she new?
-Dude, don't give him the satisfaction.
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-I can't just, like, ghost him.
-Yes, you can.
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Just, like, swipe left on the entire
disturbing scenario, all right?
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Do they, do they just stake out
the house? Like, I--
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-Basically, yes. What'd you hear?
-It doesn't matter, man.
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Whoa. Bad?
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-Tell me or you walk.
-All right, man. Just on the DL.
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-Why?
-I just don't wanna to be that guy.
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-What guy?
-The guy that got into Cornell.
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And Yale and Columbia. And Dartmouth,
Penn, Brown and Princeton.
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Dude, you're shitting me?
That's like every one of them.
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-Not Harvard. Wait-listed.
-Oh!
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So, a loser.
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You're just lucky
you committed for ball, man.
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Didn't have to deal
with all the weirdness of it.
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Okay, bro, you just hit a walk-off homer.
Do not complain about the trot.
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-Don't ask, not discussing.
-Wisco and Tulane? Come on!
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Listed.
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-You?
-He went seven for eight.
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That's sick!
Okay, but which one dissed you?
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-Harvard. Listed.
-Wow.
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Listed at Harvard. Loser, right?
Complete...
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-I mean, rank.
-Pure.
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-Consummate.
-Unmitigated.
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All right. God, I get it.
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You're gonna clear Wisco or Tulane, man.
No JC with your scores.
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I dunno. GPA jacks me.
Absences jack me. The world is jacking me.
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Yo, Nick, how many ethnicity boxes
did you check on the app?
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-Four. Plus other.
-An admission officer's wet dream.
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Harassment.
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You, there.
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-Stop it.
-[Baird] Good morning Cali students.
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Today is a big day for our seniors
and we hope the news is joyful.
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We've already heard from one
of the parents of our students
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who has been accepted
to seven out of eight Ivies.
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Congratulations
to our valedictorian Brett Blackmore!
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Hell, yeah, man!
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Proud of you, man!
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-[man] Hey, nice bro!
-Thanks, man.
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You seem happy!
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-Is it that obvious?
-Uh. Yeah.
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Look, I'm happy, all right? It's just,
my parents called the school to brag.
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-Yeah, I--
-And they called the local news station,
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they're throwing a party
for their friends.
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Okay, the news station,
that's kind of weird.
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-Yeah.
-But at least, it'll all be over soon
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-and you get to get out of here.
-Can I ask you something?
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Am I just that guy who did nothing
but study for four years?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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-So, I blew high school?
-What do you mean, "you blew high school?"
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I don't know, I mean that
you said that you thought
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I would never throw a party
and that I might have a wild side--
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Joking! Joking, hi. Remember that?
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Like, who cares what people think anyways?
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Well, not me. Obviously.
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You really don't, do you?
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-Care what anybody else thinks.
-Is it that obvious?
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I never asked. Did you hear from anybody?
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-Uh. Yeah, I got into my top two.
-That's awesome. Where?
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It doesn't matter, anyways.
I can't afford either, so.
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-You could apply for aid or something.
-I'm coming up with another plan.
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-Okay, is it top secret?
-Maybe.
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Maybe not.
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Depends.
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Depends on what?
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I'll let you figure that one out
on your own.
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[cellphone chimes]
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Hey!
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[chuckles]
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-You're Brett Blackmore.
-No, sorry.
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-Close though.
-Dammit.
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-Hey, you guys know Brett Blackmore?
-Yeah. Dude's like an urban legend.
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Yeah, doesn't leave the house,
only studies. Most boring kid in America.
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Double on the house for the brainiac.
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Shut up. You outscored me on the SAT
and got a full ride to Santa Clara.
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-Are you stalking me?
-[Brett] Maybe.
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Extra creamy for Clint.
Personal toppings later.
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Come on, Stace, the pact thing?
That was like two years ago.
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Uh-uh! A pact is a pact.
And it’s end of senior year now, so,
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-we're gonna, you know.
-Dude, please stop making her beg.
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-Hey, let’s go out from the back.
-[cash register dings]
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-See you later.
-[Stacy] Bye.
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-You know, he buys lotto tix with that.
-Come on.
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Twice a week.
Says has some sort of system.
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[Brett] Might be genius.
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-Hey, Dee.
-[Dee] What up, fellas?
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-[Nico] Rollin’ into summer, Dee.
-Thank you, thank you.
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-[coins clank]
-Hey, hey, hey! Guys, guys, guys!
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I just wanna make sure
that we're still on for tonight.
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-I worked my ass off on this thing.
-Of course, are you kidding?
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-A 1,000 percent.
-Thank you.
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I have a chem project.
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Oh! Come on, dude. The race is over.
You won by like a billion miles.
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BB, please, come on!
No more wasting formative years.
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Dude, it's one senior prank night
your entire life, Brett Blackmore.
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-You don’t skip it.
-Right?
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I mean, like, come on! Fuck it.
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[Brett] Right there. You hear that?
Those two words?
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By themselves, relatively harmless.
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Put them together
and they're life changing.
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I didn't know that yet,
I was too busy thinking
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they were right. Maybe for once
I should just let go and say...
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-All right, maybe.
-Well. Way to fully commit.
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-Was it worth it? Absolutely. Come on!
-And to think you had it all figured out.
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Had we known,
none of us would've helped him, right?
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Am I right? Hey, buddy. I love you!
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Congrats to the Blackmores.
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-Congrats to the Blackmores.
-Congrats to the Blackmores.
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-Well done! Well played.
-Than you, thank you. Come on.
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-Cheers!
-Cheers!
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When ours go through it,
I will be belly up in Cabo.
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-Drink in hand.
-This one, double-fisted.
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[Suzanne] They can do it themselves.
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‘Course it helps
that they’re already in, so to speak.
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They’re in middle school.
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Well, if Barry keeps his ass
on the advisory board,
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-I can keep mine in Cabo.
-[Barry] What an ass she has.
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Listen, don’t beat yourself up.
248
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Harvard is very difficult
for non-legacies, it’s hardly fair.
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Hey, guys, I'm really sorry. I mean,
I don't know what happened. I pushed.
250
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-Really, Barry? How hard?
-Hard, very hard.
251
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Didn't Dean Reilly personally invite you
to sit on the board?
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Yeah. Aren't you guys
close personal friends?
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It's Harvard. They go their own way.
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Look, he made on the waitlist.
I'm sure he'll clear it.
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-He’s a wonderful young man.
-Yeah, well, you can thank us for that.
256
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Where do you think he’s sitting
on the wait list? One? Two?
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-Maybe three.
-Sadly, it doesn’t matter.
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Nobody who gets into Harvard doesn't go.
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I didn't know that. Really?
260
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What do us state-school girls know
about this Ivy league thing?
261
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Oh, my God! It's all I can say.
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[Doug] Well, what are you doing stuffing
Adderall in that kid's burgers or what?
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-[Jeffrey] Hell yeah. Aren't we all?
-[Leslie] We should be.
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[man] Sweet.
265
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You need to capitalize on this.
I mean, a book, a blog, I don't know what.
266
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Brett, honey, why aren't you coming down?
Everybody wants to see you.
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-Mom--
-[Kristen] These people have known you
268
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since you were a baby.
Five minutes. Say hello.
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Make Suzanne Brooks feel
completely inferior as a parent.
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-You know I hate her.
-Maybe. I have a chem project due.
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[game controller buttons clicking]
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Okay, well, before everyone leaves.
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Especially her.
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[Stacy] Whoa, whoa. Okay, so this is 31-A.
It has to interlock with B.
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Hey, no climbing on it though, right?
And I can't have it falling or anything.
276
00:17:40.601 --> 00:17:43.282
Donnie. Come on, okay. I designed it.
Personally designed it.
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Who gonna take all this down?
278
00:17:45.022 --> 00:17:47.817
Well, that’s kinda the point, here, Donny.
Hey, you want some more pizza?
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-Do I look like an idiot to you?
-No.
280
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-Of course I want more pizza.
-Good.
281
00:17:54.657 --> 00:17:56.826
-Stace, this looks awesome.
-I know, right?
282
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-Awesome. Look, are they...
-Oh.
283
00:18:02.582 --> 00:18:03.457
Yup.
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[Nico] Okay. Okay. Yeah.
285
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[Les laughing]
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The inner sanctum.
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Attention peons under my command.
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-Can you do it?
-It's gonna be great.
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Whoa! The inner inner sanctum.
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It's all here.
Where are my parent's grades?
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Shit.
292
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-Yo, Les, what are you doing?
-[Les] Is that...
293
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-Dude, is my voice higher now?
-That's gas! What the fuck, Les?
294
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Oh my God, stop-- stop it. Stop the gas!
295
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-How do you shut this off?
-Just shut it off!
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I'm trying!
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-[Nico] Shit. Shit. Shit.
-We need help!
298
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-Okay. I'm gonna get help!
-[Les] Huh.
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Epic.
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I think my voice is lower now,
instead of higher.
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-Get down!
-[Stacy] Yeah.
302
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You said no climbing!
303
00:19:13.653 --> 00:19:15.529
I did. It's just some selfies though,
so chill.
304
00:19:16.113 --> 00:19:19.617
-Oh, hey, there you are.
-Hey, hey. We need you. Now. Now!
305
00:19:23.297 --> 00:19:25.873
-So, why does it smell like gas in here?
-Just put your shirt over your mouth.
306
00:19:28.834 --> 00:19:30.086
-Hey.
-Hey.
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Are these rubbers?
308
00:19:34.632 --> 00:19:38.094
-Is he like a porn star?
-My dad gets them by the case,
309
00:19:38.177 --> 00:19:42.223
-who the fuck cares? Tell us what to do?
-Open the windows, now! All of them. Go!
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-[Nico] Dude, none of those open!
-[Brett] Go!
311
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-[Nico] Brett, none of those open!
-[Brett] Doors! Open everything. Go.
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We are so screwed. We are so--
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What the fuck are you doing, man?
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I thought we could do whatever we want
as long as we save the school?
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00:19:55.611 --> 00:19:59.031
Guys, I can't do this.
I'm getting really dizzy.
316
00:19:59.198 --> 00:20:01.200
We gotta get out of here. We gotta--
Come on!
317
00:20:02.743 --> 00:20:03.953
Hurry up, come on!
318
00:20:07.623 --> 00:20:08.624
Come on, man!
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[man] Yeah!
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You know what's happening?
321
00:20:23.097 --> 00:20:24.724
Cold air is pouring in those windows
right now.
322
00:20:25.182 --> 00:20:27.601
[air hissing]
323
00:20:28.686 --> 00:20:33.524
And that pushes lighter methane up
packing it tighter and tighter.
324
00:20:36.360 --> 00:20:38.070
The cold air makes the temperature
in the room drop
325
00:20:38.195 --> 00:20:39.447
which makes the gas settle...
326
00:20:41.282 --> 00:20:43.451
which pushes out more of the diffused air.
327
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But what really matters is...
328
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the temperature drop.
329
00:20:49.812 --> 00:20:51.409
Okay. You're freaking me out.
I'm gonna call--
330
00:20:51.484 --> 00:20:55.062
Because it's just gonna get colder
and colder in there until something...
331
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ignites...
332
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and then...
333
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I'm so fucked!
334
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[Legere] An interesting turn of events
in Pacific Palisades.
335
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Brett Blackmore,
who made local news yesterday
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with acceptances
into multiple exclusive colleges
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today is suspected of blowing up
his high school's administration building.
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-[doorbell rings]
-[Legere] Stay tuned for more updates
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with Channel Six news.
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We did manage to pull a frame off
the melted security cam drive.
341
00:21:44.428 --> 00:21:46.931
-Well, it’s fuzzy.
-But obvious.
342
00:21:50.559 --> 00:21:54.188
-Look, it was just a prank.
-The picnic tables weren't the real prank?
343
00:21:56.273 --> 00:21:58.442
Yes, but we did data entry
during free and--
344
00:21:58.692 --> 00:21:59.693
"We" being?
345
00:22:00.861 --> 00:22:04.782
Like, a lot of people did data entry
during free for community service credits,
346
00:22:04.865 --> 00:22:06.075
and I know how to run the computers.
347
00:22:06.200 --> 00:22:08.160
So there were others
with you in the office?
348
00:22:09.620 --> 00:22:11.664
No. It was just me. I already said that.
349
00:22:13.254 --> 00:22:15.084
It was just me
and I know how to run the computers.
350
00:22:15.167 --> 00:22:16.877
I was gonna go into the office
and I was just--
351
00:22:17.795 --> 00:22:20.548
And just do this portal thing
and give all the seniors straight A's.
352
00:22:21.006 --> 00:22:24.844
All by yourself. No help.
This was completely your idea?
353
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All by myself.
354
00:22:26.428 --> 00:22:28.681
[Jeffrey] Well, that--
that doesn't even sound credible
355
00:22:28.848 --> 00:22:30.599
that you could do this on your own.
356
00:22:30.724 --> 00:22:32.810
Honey, this could impact
the rest of your life.
357
00:22:32.893 --> 00:22:36.063
This could change everything for--
Well, for all of us.
358
00:22:37.523 --> 00:22:38.524
I know that.
359
00:22:43.445 --> 00:22:44.572
Is that all of them?
360
00:22:45.489 --> 00:22:46.490
All seven.
361
00:22:48.701 --> 00:22:49.577
Three hours.
362
00:22:49.702 --> 00:22:52.037
But they all said
"to be reviewed at a later time".
363
00:22:52.121 --> 00:22:54.748
Yes, that's polite-speak
for "not a chance in hell."
364
00:22:56.500 --> 00:23:00.254
I have to cancel my book proposal meeting.
Oh, and those blog people...
365
00:23:00.796 --> 00:23:02.923
What were you thinking?
366
00:23:09.346 --> 00:23:11.223
-I'm going to Clint's.
-Oh, no, no, no, no.
367
00:23:11.307 --> 00:23:13.142
Okay, yeah. That's good.
Maybe that’s good.
368
00:23:13.267 --> 00:23:15.936
Just check in with us, okay?
Often. Please?
369
00:23:18.981 --> 00:23:20.816
-We didn't hear from Harvard.
-He's wait-listed.
370
00:23:20.941 --> 00:23:21.984
They're not even gonna bother.
371
00:23:22.067 --> 00:23:24.820
Well, then, we need to go to Barry
and we need to throw ourselves at him.
372
00:23:24.945 --> 00:23:26.822
We already did, okay?
He did everything he could.
373
00:23:26.906 --> 00:23:28.949
-You heard what he said.
-He wasn’t properly motivated.
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00:23:29.033 --> 00:23:30.951
If he was properly motivated,
he'd do more.
375
00:23:31.160 --> 00:23:32.328
[Jeffery sighs]
376
00:23:35.080 --> 00:23:36.707
He's always had a thing for me,
you know that.
377
00:23:39.001 --> 00:23:42.588
What? Are you talking
about the Jacuzzi thing in Palm Springs?
378
00:23:42.713 --> 00:23:45.299
-That was an accident.
-No, that was no accident.
379
00:23:47.801 --> 00:23:51.430
-Are you seriously suggesting--
-That we do anything to rectify this?
380
00:23:52.056 --> 00:23:54.558
For our son? For us?
381
00:23:55.684 --> 00:23:58.729
You want to throw away 18 years,
not to mention the nine months
382
00:23:58.812 --> 00:24:02.316
of bodily sacrifice I made,
to come up short?
383
00:24:04.526 --> 00:24:09.448
So-- so, you're offering yourself
so our kid can go to college--
384
00:24:09.531 --> 00:24:14.078
I am suggesting
that we properly motivate him.
385
00:24:14.536 --> 00:24:18.248
-That’s it. End of sentence.
-So you're offering yourself.
386
00:24:18.415 --> 00:24:20.542
Oh, my God. Yes, I am offering. That's--
387
00:24:21.919 --> 00:24:23.337
You got it.
388
00:24:23.712 --> 00:24:27.132
What are the odds that yours
is literally the only photo
389
00:24:27.216 --> 00:24:29.593
-they retrieved off the camera?
-Pretty shitty.
390
00:24:30.344 --> 00:24:33.138
-Hey, you wanna know the actual math?
-Are they pressing you?
391
00:24:33.597 --> 00:24:34.890
That doesn't matter, man.
392
00:24:35.516 --> 00:24:38.352
I'm not tanking your ride.
Or getting Nico's wait-list tossed.
393
00:24:39.311 --> 00:24:41.605
Dude, you do not have to do that.
We were all there. All right?
394
00:24:41.730 --> 00:24:44.984
Come on. You guys would have done
the same for me. You all would.
395
00:24:46.318 --> 00:24:48.612
[Stacy] Ticking down. Then we’re off
to separate schools.
396
00:24:48.779 --> 00:24:50.614
[Clint] And we will still be friends.
397
00:24:50.823 --> 00:24:52.908
You balked on a promise
made in tenth grade.
398
00:24:53.075 --> 00:24:55.577
Okay, I am down with the baseball term,
that was nice move
399
00:24:55.703 --> 00:24:57.955
-Thank you, well deserved.
-Respect, respect.
400
00:24:59.832 --> 00:25:01.500
It sucks what's happening to you.
401
00:25:02.793 --> 00:25:04.003
It definitely does that.
402
00:25:05.254 --> 00:25:09.383
My aunt says sometimes the universe
gives us a little more than we can handle,
403
00:25:09.508 --> 00:25:11.260
so that we can grow, like, emotionally.
404
00:25:12.261 --> 00:25:16.432
-Sounds kinda smart. I guess.
-No, I don't know. She's weird.
405
00:25:18.892 --> 00:25:20.519
You remember that stuff the other night?
406
00:25:21.437 --> 00:25:22.938
About cotillion? How you...
407
00:25:24.398 --> 00:25:26.567
thought that I'd ask you to a dance?
408
00:25:29.528 --> 00:25:30.696
Okay, truth?
409
00:25:31.655 --> 00:25:34.324
I used to write
"Mrs. Kayla Blackmore" over and over
410
00:25:34.408 --> 00:25:36.118
in all my spelling journals really tiny.
411
00:25:36.326 --> 00:25:38.787
-Seriously?
-Yeah, it was sixth grade.
412
00:25:39.204 --> 00:25:40.789
You went your way and I went mine.
413
00:25:41.040 --> 00:25:43.751
I do remember that you smelled like
that Irish soap.
414
00:25:43.876 --> 00:25:46.920
It was the OCD, okay?
I took like, four showers a day.
415
00:25:47.004 --> 00:25:49.715
And that my feet were, like,
twice as big as yours.
416
00:25:49.798 --> 00:25:51.717
Yeah, and you weren’t very good
with them, Mr. Smooth.
417
00:25:51.800 --> 00:25:54.636
Yeah, they felt like flippers!
What was I supposed to do?
418
00:25:56.055 --> 00:25:58.640
-I want to go back to San Juan.
-God!
419
00:26:01.977 --> 00:26:02.936
Can I tell you something?
420
00:26:03.979 --> 00:26:05.731
-Is it weird?
-Maybe.
421
00:26:06.565 --> 00:26:09.443
[chuckles] No, I just,
I don't know, I remember...
422
00:26:11.070 --> 00:26:12.446
your hand in mine...
423
00:26:13.947 --> 00:26:16.033
mine on your back. It was like...
424
00:26:17.659 --> 00:26:19.369
the closest I'd ever been to a girl.
425
00:26:20.746 --> 00:26:23.290
-How come you never said anything?
-I don't know, it seemed...
426
00:26:24.625 --> 00:26:28.087
-stalker-y.
-I mean, a little stalker-y is okay.
427
00:26:28.796 --> 00:26:30.839
What about being obsessed
with you ever since then?
428
00:26:31.298 --> 00:26:33.884
That might be exactly the right amount.
429
00:26:34.009 --> 00:26:37.596
♪ And I can't find your eyes yeah
But I wish I could ♪
430
00:26:40.349 --> 00:26:42.267
Brett? You should know I'm...
431
00:26:43.435 --> 00:26:44.603
kind of a mess.
432
00:26:46.146 --> 00:26:47.231
Well, I doubt that.
433
00:26:47.648 --> 00:26:50.692
Yeah, everything might seem cool
from the surface,
434
00:26:50.776 --> 00:26:52.820
but, you know how it really is.
435
00:26:53.654 --> 00:26:56.990
I'm not-- I'm not sure that
I understand what you’re saying.
436
00:26:57.908 --> 00:27:04.206
Everyone has baggage. Mine just
might be a little darker and more--
437
00:27:04.331 --> 00:27:07.126
♪ Still I feel your heart beat ♪
438
00:27:12.131 --> 00:27:16.927
-Okay, that was ballsy. [laughs]
-[laughs] Guess, I'm just saying, fuck it.
439
00:27:18.595 --> 00:27:19.555
Baggage and all.
440
00:27:20.889 --> 00:27:23.517
-That’s kinda bad-ass.
-Or insane.
441
00:27:26.478 --> 00:27:30.065
-First time I feel free though.
-That's totally bad-ass.
442
00:27:32.067 --> 00:27:33.068
What was that?
443
00:27:35.863 --> 00:27:38.615
Just a debt from sixth grade cotillion.
444
00:27:39.783 --> 00:27:41.326
With the guy who mushroomed the school?
445
00:27:43.162 --> 00:27:47.082
Shouldn't you be in prison or something
instead of out here walking around?
446
00:27:47.249 --> 00:27:50.377
Shouldn’t you be in the corner,
Juul-ing, Ted?
447
00:27:50.752 --> 00:27:51.879
[Clint] Hey, Ted?
448
00:27:53.172 --> 00:27:56.091
I don’t totally remember inviting you.
449
00:27:57.050 --> 00:28:01.597
-Yeah. I’m with her.
-Yeah, like I said.
450
00:28:04.850 --> 00:28:07.978
-We're out.
-See you later, captain?
451
00:28:19.907 --> 00:28:25.871
-[Brett] I don't know, it seems stalker-y.
-I think a little stalker-y is okay.
452
00:28:27.581 --> 00:28:29.708
[Brett] Ugh! God, for the first time
I feel free.
453
00:28:29.875 --> 00:28:31.168
That's kinda bad-ass.
454
00:28:34.171 --> 00:28:37.925
“Do what you’re told,” they tell you.
“Stay on your path,”
455
00:28:38.342 --> 00:28:39.468
That's what they say. They say,
456
00:28:39.551 --> 00:28:41.511
it leads to some great life
but do they know who we are?
457
00:28:41.595 --> 00:28:45.432
Do they know what we want?
One mistake and everything goes away.
458
00:28:45.557 --> 00:28:46.600
Total bullshit.
459
00:28:46.767 --> 00:28:50.437
But, you know, I've had this list
in my head of things I wanted to do
460
00:28:50.520 --> 00:28:53.097
but I've always been too afraid.
You wanna know what's on my list? Huh?
461
00:28:53.322 --> 00:28:57.319
You wanna know what's on my list?
I'll tell ya. I hate the clarinet.
462
00:28:58.987 --> 00:29:01.365
[screams]
463
00:29:02.324 --> 00:29:04.952
I've also always wanted to get anything
other than an A.
464
00:29:05.035 --> 00:29:08.705
Punch my physical-ed teacher in the face.
I just wanna skip school!
465
00:29:09.539 --> 00:29:12.626
To base jump. No, actually, scratch that.
No, no, that sounds sketchy.
466
00:29:12.709 --> 00:29:14.628
But maybe bungee jumping.
467
00:29:14.962 --> 00:29:17.381
Road trip.
I've always wanted to travel east.
468
00:29:17.464 --> 00:29:19.758
Ride a motorcycle.
I wanna play the guitar.
469
00:29:20.759 --> 00:29:22.427
Jam out. I want to go on tour.
470
00:29:22.511 --> 00:29:24.429
I think we should just start a band
and go on tour.
471
00:29:24.513 --> 00:29:28.725
Yeah, we should do that. On motorcycles.
And we can drag race the motorcycles.
472
00:29:28.976 --> 00:29:31.103
On Tour. Perfect!
473
00:29:31.228 --> 00:29:33.730
But most of all, man.
I just wanna fall in love, you know?
474
00:29:33.814 --> 00:29:36.400
I just wanna fall in real love.
475
00:29:38.318 --> 00:29:42.447
And kiss my crush since the fifth grade.
Kayla Pierce.
476
00:29:44.116 --> 00:29:45.033
But...
477
00:29:48.287 --> 00:29:51.957
Oh, yeah, I already did that.
I did that.
478
00:29:53.583 --> 00:29:54.584
Boom!
479
00:29:57.546 --> 00:29:59.673
And have the balls to post this list
to you guys.
480
00:30:08.974 --> 00:30:13.562
[cellphone vibrating]
481
00:30:21.695 --> 00:30:24.114
-Yo.
-Brett! Were you faded last night?
482
00:30:24.197 --> 00:30:26.658
-Like after you left Clint's?
-What do you mean?
483
00:30:26.825 --> 00:30:28.744
Because you posted about your love
for Kayla last night.
484
00:30:28.910 --> 00:30:30.871
-Yeah, to our group.
-Yeah. No, no, no.
485
00:30:30.996 --> 00:30:32.247
-Your post went big.
-Wait, what?
486
00:30:32.456 --> 00:30:36.168
Or someone ripped and shared it,
but it's got over a thousand views.
487
00:30:36.877 --> 00:30:42.090
And kiss my crush since the fifth grade.
But, oh yeah, I already did that.
488
00:30:42.424 --> 00:30:43.550
I did that!
489
00:30:48.180 --> 00:30:49.473
-[telephone ringing]
-[sighs]
490
00:30:56.772 --> 00:31:00.567
-All of them, within hours.
-Shit.
491
00:31:00.901 --> 00:31:07.240
Man, I am-- I am truly sorry.
Ugh! [exhales]
492
00:31:08.742 --> 00:31:10.202
All of them except for...
493
00:31:11.370 --> 00:31:12.871
Harvard.
494
00:31:18.835 --> 00:31:20.462
Well, I suppose since...
495
00:31:22.047 --> 00:31:24.424
he wasn't cleared,
there's no reason to notify.
496
00:31:26.176 --> 00:31:28.303
-[Barry clears throat]
-Barry...
497
00:31:30.555 --> 00:31:31.681
you know what we're asking.
498
00:31:33.058 --> 00:31:36.061
I already wrote the endorsement letter,
you know, as a board member,
499
00:31:36.144 --> 00:31:39.481
-and alum, I'm bound by--
-We're asking for a favor. A huge favor.
500
00:31:40.399 --> 00:31:45.070
And we are prepared to respond in kind.
501
00:31:47.364 --> 00:31:52.035
-In kind?
-With a similarly sized gesture.
502
00:31:53.286 --> 00:31:54.788
Myself and...
503
00:31:56.248 --> 00:31:57.374
Kristen...
504
00:31:59.376 --> 00:32:01.920
are willing to grant you
whatever you may wish.
505
00:32:05.340 --> 00:32:09.761
I'm-- I'm not sure I'm clear
on what you're saying.
506
00:32:10.554 --> 00:32:11.888
In light of...
507
00:32:13.723 --> 00:32:15.976
-the Jacuzzi incident
-Okay, that was an accident.
508
00:32:16.101 --> 00:32:18.270
-Was it? Was it?
-Ugh!
509
00:32:18.645 --> 00:32:22.232
-I-- I thought we were all skinny dipping!
-No, no, no. You leaned into her.
510
00:32:22.315 --> 00:32:26.069
No, no. The jet went on behind me
and water was shooting up my ass,
511
00:32:26.194 --> 00:32:29.906
-I-- I leaned. She moved.
-Okay, okay. Sensitive topic. Sensitive.
512
00:32:31.324 --> 00:32:32.367
[sighs]
513
00:32:33.869 --> 00:32:35.287
[Barry sighs]
514
00:32:37.289 --> 00:32:40.125
[laughs] Offering your wife...
515
00:32:41.042 --> 00:32:43.128
as if that would incentivize me.
516
00:32:46.756 --> 00:32:48.216
I mean, did you really think that?
517
00:32:48.383 --> 00:32:51.344
Well, come on, let's be honest.
You've always had a thing for her.
518
00:32:51.511 --> 00:32:55.348
I have not.
Why do you keep clinging to this?
519
00:32:57.350 --> 00:33:00.061
I'm so sorry, is this for show
or on the record?
520
00:33:03.190 --> 00:33:04.191
Okay.
521
00:33:05.984 --> 00:33:07.486
You know, I...
522
00:33:08.403 --> 00:33:12.491
I am willing to forget
this conversation happened.
523
00:33:12.699 --> 00:33:17.120
And I am willing to think
about ways to help Brett.
524
00:33:17.204 --> 00:33:18.622
-Oh. Thank you.
-But...
525
00:33:19.706 --> 00:33:20.832
I do not...
526
00:33:22.959 --> 00:33:24.461
want to have sex with your wife.
527
00:33:25.420 --> 00:33:26.421
Do you understand?
528
00:33:28.173 --> 00:33:31.885
-Yes?
-Am I making myself clear?
529
00:33:32.469 --> 00:33:33.887
Yeah. Yes.
530
00:33:39.935 --> 00:33:42.562
-Jesus, Jeffrey, stop! Just stop.
-Thank you.
531
00:33:42.687 --> 00:33:43.730
-Stop.
-Thank you.
532
00:33:43.939 --> 00:33:45.315
[cellphone vibrates]
533
00:33:48.985 --> 00:33:50.946 line:5%
[cellphone keypad clicking]
534
00:33:56.493 --> 00:33:57.661 line:5%
[chuckles]
535
00:33:58.954 --> 00:34:01.081 line:5%
[cellphone keypad clicking]
536
00:34:13.927 --> 00:34:17.180
["Be Good To Me" by Milo Greene playing]
537
00:34:22.102 --> 00:34:25.272
-Where are we going?
-North.
538
00:34:27.941 --> 00:34:31.653
-Yeah, I can see that. Thanks.
-Anytime.
539
00:34:34.823 --> 00:34:41.079
♪ See you lying on the floor
And I lay next to you ♪
540
00:34:42.038 --> 00:34:44.332
-♪ Put your head on me ♪
-[sighs]
541
00:34:46.885 --> 00:34:48.041
-This is his place.
542
00:34:48.137 --> 00:34:49.295
-♪ So be good to me ♪
543
00:34:49.511 --> 00:34:50.378
-Whose?
544
00:34:50.486 --> 00:34:51.423
-♪ Be good to me ♪
545
00:34:51.965 --> 00:34:53.425
My mom's boyfriend, Steve.
546
00:34:54.259 --> 00:34:55.802
♪ 'Cause I give everything ♪
547
00:34:55.969 --> 00:34:57.596
They've been together eight years.
548
00:34:58.054 --> 00:35:00.348
They like to drink until they pass out.
549
00:35:00.515 --> 00:35:03.435
Usually, she goes first
and then he comes looking for me.
550
00:35:10.567 --> 00:35:11.776
Has he ever...
551
00:35:12.652 --> 00:35:13.612
No, no.
552
00:35:14.446 --> 00:35:16.448
No, he's easy to put down when he's drunk.
553
00:35:16.781 --> 00:35:17.782
Does your mom know?
554
00:35:19.826 --> 00:35:22.370
She told me to shut up
and stop provoking him.
555
00:35:23.580 --> 00:35:24.789
And I was 11.
556
00:35:28.501 --> 00:35:30.920
-Shit, Kayla.
-Yeah.
557
00:35:33.089 --> 00:35:34.090
Do you wanna...
558
00:35:35.318 --> 00:35:37.068
confront him or something? I mean,
we can record it
559
00:35:37.268 --> 00:35:38.995
-and take it to the police.
-Nope.
560
00:35:40.347 --> 00:35:41.264
[music playing]
561
00:35:41.640 --> 00:35:42.641
What are you doing?
562
00:35:44.517 --> 00:35:46.561
I wanna do what I've always been
too afraid to do.
563
00:35:47.687 --> 00:35:49.731
Before your post, I never had the guts.
564
00:35:59.741 --> 00:36:02.285
This is his favorite thing in the world.
He spent like, six years on it.
565
00:36:07.165 --> 00:36:08.333
You sure about this?
566
00:36:11.127 --> 00:36:12.796
Brett, I was 11.
567
00:36:19.761 --> 00:36:20.970
Yeah, do it.
568
00:36:22.764 --> 00:36:24.099
Do it.
569
00:36:47.455 --> 00:36:49.124
Kayla! Kayla, let's go.
570
00:37:11.354 --> 00:37:12.522
[Steve] You bitch!
571
00:37:16.484 --> 00:37:20.363
-[Kayla] That felt so good! [screams]
-[screams]
572
00:37:23.324 --> 00:37:25.326
You're right. I've never felt this free.
573
00:37:27.829 --> 00:37:28.830
Thank you.
574
00:37:30.749 --> 00:37:31.750
You're welcome.
575
00:37:35.962 --> 00:37:39.299
That was pretty bad-ass. Pretty bad-ass.
576
00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:42.135
Yeah, it was.
577
00:37:57.358 --> 00:38:01.488
-So, what else is on your list?
-No, intimate knowledge.
578
00:38:01.681 --> 00:38:03.948
Thought that was something we'd agree
we have to wait and see about.
579
00:38:04.073 --> 00:38:06.367
What? Accessory to auto-assault
doesn't come with that?
580
00:38:06.534 --> 00:38:08.995
Okay, yeah. Probably, it does. Okay.
581
00:38:10.121 --> 00:38:13.750
Okay, let's see.
My deep dark secret list of things
582
00:38:13.856 --> 00:38:16.085
I've always wanted to do
but I've always been afraid to do.
583
00:38:17.212 --> 00:38:21.424
-I've always wanted to learn Italian.
-Ooh. Scandalous.
584
00:38:22.342 --> 00:38:23.551
No wonder it's a secret.
585
00:38:24.427 --> 00:38:27.514
-See the South Pacific.
-I'm down.
586
00:38:28.723 --> 00:38:31.684
-Still pretty tame though.
-Go to space.
587
00:38:32.811 --> 00:38:35.522
-Like an astronaut.
-Yeah. Yeah, like an astronaut.
588
00:38:35.605 --> 00:38:38.274
That might include zero gravity sex.
589
00:38:38.608 --> 00:38:40.109
I don't know,
it might be kind of overrated.
590
00:38:40.652 --> 00:38:44.113
-Really?
-Maybe zero-G while speaking Italian.
591
00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:45.406
That'll be pretty cool.
592
00:38:46.491 --> 00:38:49.619
I don't know. Fall in love
is kind of a big one.
593
00:38:51.913 --> 00:38:55.792
-You are messing with me.
-No. Who wouldn't wanna do it in space?
594
00:38:56.584 --> 00:38:59.629
No, I'm talking about love.
That was what I said.
595
00:39:00.380 --> 00:39:03.174
You think you're the only one?
I'm pretty sure it's on everyone's list.
596
00:39:03.299 --> 00:39:04.425
♪ I don't need no money ♪
597
00:39:06.094 --> 00:39:08.179
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-You have to!
598
00:39:08.263 --> 00:39:09.556
-Absolutely not.
-You have to.
599
00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:11.766
-No, no.
-It's on your list!
600
00:39:11.891 --> 00:39:13.518
I meant I wanted to play. All right?
601
00:39:13.601 --> 00:39:15.728
I've done, like,
YouTube sessions, but there's--
602
00:39:15.937 --> 00:39:17.981
there's no way. No, Kayla!
603
00:39:18.398 --> 00:39:21.109
Hey, five dollars for five minutes.
604
00:39:25.113 --> 00:39:27.198
-I hate you.
-[Kayla] I believe in you.
605
00:39:27.282 --> 00:39:28.241
Don't mess up.
606
00:39:35.248 --> 00:39:36.457
See, you can play.
607
00:39:36.708 --> 00:39:39.377
That was the one song
that I learned in, like, eighth grade.
608
00:39:41.713 --> 00:39:43.840
Since you said I don't have a wild side...
609
00:39:48.261 --> 00:39:50.430
-[Kayla] Sing!
-I can barely play this thing.
610
00:39:50.555 --> 00:39:51.764
You have to sing.
611
00:39:54.684 --> 00:39:57.020
-♪ Wild thing ♪
-Yeah.
612
00:39:58.563 --> 00:40:01.190
♪ You make my heart sing ♪
613
00:40:03.526 --> 00:40:07.155
-♪ You are so groovy ♪
-[Kayla] Woo!
614
00:40:09.782 --> 00:40:11.200
♪ Wild thing ♪
615
00:40:13.912 --> 00:40:16.800
- I think I love you
-That's a little forward.
616
00:40:16.998 --> 00:40:20.376
♪ But I just wanna know for sure ♪
617
00:40:22.545 --> 00:40:24.130
♪ Wild thing ♪
618
00:40:26.507 --> 00:40:29.010
♪ You make my heart sing ♪
619
00:40:29.385 --> 00:40:31.721
-You just got paid.
-♪ You're groovy! ♪
620
00:40:32.388 --> 00:40:34.202
-You're basically a professional.
621
00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:35.888
♪ Wild thing ♪
622
00:40:38.394 --> 00:40:41.230
-♪ You make my heart sing ♪
-♪ You make my heart sing ♪
623
00:40:43.274 --> 00:40:46.653
-♪ Oh you're so groovy! ♪
-Groovy!
624
00:40:47.737 --> 00:40:54.160
-♪ Wild thing ♪
-Woo!
625
00:40:55.286 --> 00:40:56.496
That was incredible.
626
00:40:59.666 --> 00:41:01.209
I'd buy a ticket to see your show.
627
00:41:04.212 --> 00:41:06.464
[Brett] I missed out on everything,
you know what I mean? I never...
628
00:41:07.382 --> 00:41:10.802
cut class to go to the beach,
or failed a test, or even got a "B".
629
00:41:11.386 --> 00:41:12.845
It’s not the end of the world, you know.
630
00:41:15.181 --> 00:41:19.602
I never snuck a girl in my room.
Never even fooled around.
631
00:41:21.104 --> 00:41:22.188
Like nothing?
632
00:41:23.898 --> 00:41:24.816
Zero.
633
00:41:27.151 --> 00:41:29.362
So what? That'll all happen
when you want it to.
634
00:41:29.612 --> 00:41:32.949
Yeah, but it didn't happen because,
you know, I was told to...
635
00:41:33.616 --> 00:41:36.786
keep pressing, get ahead, get this
and get that and get there.
636
00:41:36.869 --> 00:41:38.571
-You know, it's like--
-I mean, that's all we hear.
637
00:41:38.696 --> 00:41:40.957
It's always, is that gonna
get you into a good school,
638
00:41:41.040 --> 00:41:42.875
is that gonna
look good on your college app.
639
00:41:43.835 --> 00:41:46.963
-Never is that, gonna make you happy?
-Yeah.
640
00:41:50.591 --> 00:41:52.760
I just don’t know if I can
get it back together, you know?
641
00:41:54.303 --> 00:41:56.889
They know you're not a psychopath
who tried to blow up the school.
642
00:41:57.348 --> 00:41:58.891
They have to know it was a mistake.
643
00:42:06.941 --> 00:42:08.234
[cellphone vibrating]
644
00:42:11.154 --> 00:42:12.947
[Kayla grunts] Ted.
645
00:42:14.449 --> 00:42:20.455
-What's his deal? Seriously, I mean?
-It's platonic. He wants more. But...
646
00:42:21.914 --> 00:42:24.751
He's kinda possessive though,
wouldn't you say?
647
00:42:25.710 --> 00:42:27.795
His dad runs this modeling agency
648
00:42:27.879 --> 00:42:29.338
and they're sending me
to Milan this summer.
649
00:42:29.464 --> 00:42:30.465
Yeah, I heard.
650
00:42:31.466 --> 00:42:34.260
-When do you go?
-Two weeks after graduation.
651
00:42:35.720 --> 00:42:38.973
Anyway, he said, Ted’s having
a hard time fitting in at SC
652
00:42:39.057 --> 00:42:40.975
and asked if I could hang with him some.
653
00:42:42.310 --> 00:42:43.311
Wow...
654
00:42:45.438 --> 00:42:46.314
What?
655
00:42:47.982 --> 00:42:52.278
And you just like hang out with him
'cause his dad's your ticket outta here?
656
00:42:55.364 --> 00:42:56.616
What's your problem, Brett?
657
00:42:57.825 --> 00:42:59.202
No, I mean, I just--
658
00:42:59.838 --> 00:43:01.537
It's just kinda, I don’t know,
morally questionable?
659
00:43:01.704 --> 00:43:02.914
Morally questionable?
660
00:43:04.916 --> 00:43:06.959
I mean, maybe for you
661
00:43:07.043 --> 00:43:10.755
and your endless options
and perfect family. You think I have that?
662
00:43:11.255 --> 00:43:13.633
You think my alcoholic mom
and asshole Steve
663
00:43:13.716 --> 00:43:15.176
are gonna help me pay for college?
664
00:43:16.636 --> 00:43:19.806
Look, I'm earning every cent of it
and who are you to judge me how I do that?
665
00:43:22.433 --> 00:43:24.060
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
666
00:43:26.104 --> 00:43:29.732
Have you even thought that I can't go home
after what we just did?
667
00:43:31.275 --> 00:43:32.276
No.
668
00:43:34.028 --> 00:43:37.240
Shit. I mean, did you think about that
before you smashed the car?
669
00:43:37.615 --> 00:43:40.785
No. No, I didn't
because that's what fuck-it means, right?
670
00:43:44.831 --> 00:43:47.041
Fuck! Do you have a place to stay?
671
00:43:47.875 --> 00:43:50.837
No I don’t. And I, kind of, thought
maybe, I don't know,
672
00:43:50.920 --> 00:43:53.673
someone who cared would maybe
sneak me into their room or something.
673
00:43:58.636 --> 00:43:59.679
It's-- My parents would know.
674
00:43:59.929 --> 00:44:02.390
And what? What?
Think you're becoming a man?
675
00:44:03.182 --> 00:44:04.976
I just, I have to keep it
on the narrow, okay?
676
00:44:05.059 --> 00:44:07.103
I have a meeting tomorrow,
I need to get things back on track.
677
00:44:07.270 --> 00:44:10.148
No, I get it. I get it.
It's all about your needs.
678
00:44:11.691 --> 00:44:14.861
And sure, yeah, judge me
for my morally questionable actions
679
00:44:14.944 --> 00:44:17.321
but you're not even living up
to the shit that you post.
680
00:44:20.158 --> 00:44:22.160
I gotta find somewhere to sleep tonight.
681
00:44:22.929 --> 00:44:25.029
-Kayla! That's not what I meant.
-[Kayla] No, it's fine, Brett.
682
00:44:25.154 --> 00:44:26.280
-Seriously.
-[Brett] Kayla!
683
00:44:32.211 --> 00:44:34.088
[gunshots firing in video game]
684
00:44:34.714 --> 00:44:35.631
Holy...
685
00:44:36.340 --> 00:44:38.718
Kids are posting their own lists
and tagging you, you know.
686
00:44:39.260 --> 00:44:41.179
-[Clint] That's crazy.
-I know.
687
00:44:41.345 --> 00:44:42.722
[Nico] It's not crazy. It's a movement.
688
00:44:42.930 --> 00:44:44.891
People are calling you "The Father
of the Fuck-it List."
689
00:44:45.016 --> 00:44:46.517
Maybe I don’t wanna be the father.
690
00:44:47.643 --> 00:44:50.813
-Did anybody consider that?
-All right, you sure?
691
00:44:51.022 --> 00:44:54.192
Just wanna say I knocked my top item
off my Fuck-it list last night,
692
00:44:54.317 --> 00:44:55.985
thanks to Brett Blackmore.
693
00:44:56.986 --> 00:45:00.031
Brett, you gave me the courage to do
what I've always been afraid to do.
694
00:45:00.865 --> 00:45:05.036
And I hope that in that school meeting,
you get what you need. Whatever that is.
695
00:45:05.661 --> 00:45:07.413
[Nico] Dude, nice.
696
00:45:09.123 --> 00:45:11.000
You look like you're gonna puke.
697
00:45:12.168 --> 00:45:13.169
Yeah.
698
00:45:14.754 --> 00:45:17.256
-I screwed that up, man.
-Already?
699
00:45:18.132 --> 00:45:20.134
-It's not good.
-Yeah.
700
00:45:21.093 --> 00:45:24.639
[Baird] Let me start by saying
that I understand the tragic components
701
00:45:24.805 --> 00:45:25.723
to this situation.
702
00:45:25.890 --> 00:45:27.934
-It's been a nightmare.
-For all of us.
703
00:45:28.226 --> 00:45:32.146
And it will go down as one of the most
regrettable incidents of my career.
704
00:45:32.688 --> 00:45:36.442
Brett has been an exemplary student
by every measure.
705
00:45:36.525 --> 00:45:39.278
[Kristen] Yes, and obviously we are
incredibly concerned about you
706
00:45:39.445 --> 00:45:41.989
-and the school, and--
-We'd love to put this whole thing
707
00:45:42.240 --> 00:45:44.450
behind us and get back on track.
708
00:45:44.617 --> 00:45:49.789
And with that, we would love
to start the rebuilding fund
709
00:45:49.872 --> 00:45:52.959
for the new and improved
administration building.
710
00:45:56.796 --> 00:45:57.880
It's like we're...
711
00:45:58.798 --> 00:46:00.716
headed down the road
and we picked up a nail,
712
00:46:00.925 --> 00:46:04.512
now we've just got to identify the leak,
fix the leak, fix the flat,
713
00:46:04.720 --> 00:46:07.390
and boom, continue to our destination.
714
00:46:07.723 --> 00:46:10.226
Only I'm afraid
this is more like a stalagmite
715
00:46:10.351 --> 00:46:12.103
that's impaled the entire car.
716
00:46:12.937 --> 00:46:16.023
-Stalagmites, that's the ones that--
-Yes. Up from the floor.
717
00:46:16.691 --> 00:46:20.361
Look, we have two
very serious issues here.
718
00:46:20.820 --> 00:46:25.241
One, a school prank that's gone
horribly awry.
719
00:46:25.783 --> 00:46:27.910
It's unfortunate, it's costly,
720
00:46:28.452 --> 00:46:32.581
it's understandable
in some idiotic teenage way,
721
00:46:32.707 --> 00:46:36.919
because it was an accident
and thankfully, nobody died.
722
00:46:37.211 --> 00:46:41.674
Well, yes, well, the nobody died part.
That, that is a plus.
723
00:46:41.924 --> 00:46:47.638
And the rest can be rebuilt, right?
Probably better than it was before.
724
00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:51.267
-This is gonna be a six-figure number.
-Yes, I understand.
725
00:46:52.101 --> 00:46:56.897
-Okay, so, what is the other issue?
-Speaks to character.
726
00:46:57.148 --> 00:47:00.651
-Integrity. On a-- on a much larger scale.
-Well, that's great then.
727
00:47:01.068 --> 00:47:03.487
Yeah, because as you said,
Brett is exemplary--
728
00:47:03.571 --> 00:47:06.282
Yes, that is the argument I made
to the school board
729
00:47:06.532 --> 00:47:08.284
before the latest development.
730
00:47:12.246 --> 00:47:15.708
Would you like to tell them, Brett?
About your list?
731
00:47:22.214 --> 00:47:26.010
It's-- it's just something that I said
to six of my friends.
732
00:47:26.177 --> 00:47:29.555
-And that list has gone viral.
-That's not my fault.
733
00:47:29.847 --> 00:47:32.767
The perils of social media
have been well documented.
734
00:47:32.933 --> 00:47:37.813
It has almost 100,000 views
and it's been up for less than 36 hours.
735
00:47:38.481 --> 00:47:40.900
-What are we talking about?
-What is it?
736
00:47:43.486 --> 00:47:46.906
I don't know, it's a list, you know,
like a bucket list of things that I...
737
00:47:47.865 --> 00:47:49.075
wish I had done, I guess.
738
00:47:49.408 --> 00:47:51.994
Well, it does rhyme with bucket,
doesn't it?
739
00:47:52.203 --> 00:47:53.412
What rhymes with bucket?
740
00:47:54.205 --> 00:47:57.166
-Oh! Fu--
-Fu-- Brett? Really?
741
00:47:57.635 --> 00:47:59.797
In the middle of this meltdown,
you make a list of all the people
742
00:47:59.927 --> 00:48:01.679
-you want to have sex with?
-Mom--
743
00:48:02.963 --> 00:48:07.051
-No, that's not what it's about.
-Well then, what in God's name is it?
744
00:48:07.218 --> 00:48:10.513
It's about all the times that I wish
I could have just said fuck-it
745
00:48:10.638 --> 00:48:12.181
and done the thing that I wanted to do,
746
00:48:12.306 --> 00:48:15.142
-instead of doing what I was supposed to.
-What you wanted to do? Like what?
747
00:48:15.267 --> 00:48:17.895
Like, play high school basketball.
I wanted to play basketball
748
00:48:17.978 --> 00:48:19.980
but it conflicted with jazz band,
which you made me do.
749
00:48:20.106 --> 00:48:22.942
Yes, because it's a fact
that male reed instrument musicians,
750
00:48:23.025 --> 00:48:24.443
they're in short supply
in the Ivy League--
751
00:48:24.527 --> 00:48:26.946
But I hate reed instruments!
You know that.
752
00:48:27.071 --> 00:48:29.281
You know that, you know that,
you both know that. I hate--
753
00:48:29.490 --> 00:48:32.493
I think that this is an internal issue
754
00:48:32.993 --> 00:48:35.663
that your family needs
to discuss in private.
755
00:48:36.163 --> 00:48:40.584
But as far as Brett's future here
at Cali High...
756
00:48:42.002 --> 00:48:45.214
he won't be receiving his diploma
at this institution.
757
00:48:45.923 --> 00:48:50.094
You've gone from being accepted
to seven out of eight Ivies
758
00:48:50.302 --> 00:48:53.848
to not graduating high school
in the span of 72 hours.
759
00:48:54.598 --> 00:48:56.100
Did you finally get what you wanted?
760
00:48:57.143 --> 00:48:58.394
Maybe it's what I needed.
761
00:48:59.145 --> 00:49:04.275
What-- I'm sorry, what was that,
young man? Get over here right now.
762
00:49:05.276 --> 00:49:10.322
Get, get over here! Paddle over here,
right now! Get over here.
763
00:49:10.865 --> 00:49:13.784
I know what you're doing.
I know exactly what you're doing.
764
00:49:13.951 --> 00:49:15.161
I showed you that movie!
765
00:49:15.995 --> 00:49:18.122
You are no Dustin Hoffman! Not even close!
766
00:49:19.415 --> 00:49:23.252
Brett, get over here. Now!
Get on over here! Come on!
767
00:49:23.627 --> 00:49:24.587
Brett!
768
00:49:27.006 --> 00:49:32.845
[Jeffrey] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Excuse me? Ex-- Hey!
769
00:49:33.846 --> 00:49:38.934
Hey! Hello! Hello!
Where do you think you're going? Get...
770
00:49:39.048 --> 00:49:42.438
♪ And way down we go, go, go ♪
771
00:49:42.824 --> 00:49:46.428
Not the car, Brett! Brett! Brett!
772
00:49:46.628 --> 00:49:50.254
♪ And way down we go, go, go ♪
773
00:49:50.696 --> 00:49:54.033 line:5%
♪ Say way down we go ♪
774
00:49:56.535 --> 00:50:00.039
♪ Way down we go ♪
775
00:50:03.125 --> 00:50:08.923
-♪ Oh you let your feet run wild ♪
-[car horn honks]
776
00:50:09.048 --> 00:50:14.637
♪ Time has come as we all oh go down ♪
777
00:50:14.929 --> 00:50:19.642
♪ Yeah but for the fall ♪
778
00:50:20.267 --> 00:50:26.065
♪ And way down we go, go, go ♪
779
00:50:26.732 --> 00:50:29.818
♪ Way down we go ♪
780
00:50:32.363 --> 00:50:37.326
♪ Say way down we go ♪
781
00:50:38.994 --> 00:50:43.999 line:5%
♪ Oh 'cause they will run you down
Down 'til you fall ♪
782
00:50:44.208 --> 00:50:47.169
♪ Oh way down we go ♪
783
00:50:49.255 --> 00:50:51.590
[all cheer] Yeah!
784
00:51:00.015 --> 00:51:01.809
[all cheer]
785
00:51:17.074 --> 00:51:18.576
Yeah!
786
00:51:20.327 --> 00:51:23.163
♪ Oh baby yeah ♪
787
00:51:25.791 --> 00:51:30.296
♪ Oh way down ♪
788
00:51:37.094 --> 00:51:39.305
♪ Yeah ♪
789
00:51:40.973 --> 00:51:47.021
-[cellphone chimes]
-♪ Way down we go, go, go ♪
790
00:51:47.354 --> 00:51:54.278
-[cellphone chimes]
-♪ Oh way down we go ♪
791
00:51:54.820 --> 00:51:59.658
♪ Say way down we go ♪
792
00:52:00.951 --> 00:52:04.538
-♪ Way down we go ♪
-[sighs]
793
00:52:15.674 --> 00:52:18.469
-Can you believe it, man?
-No.
794
00:52:27.269 --> 00:52:28.979
I put down my list last night.
795
00:52:30.481 --> 00:52:32.441
There was only one thing on it.
796
00:52:33.359 --> 00:52:35.444
-I didn't see it.
-I have a Finsta.
797
00:52:36.236 --> 00:52:38.697
Yeah, dude. I made it with you.
I follow you.
798
00:52:39.031 --> 00:52:42.618
No, dude. Like, another one. A real one.
799
00:53:02.888 --> 00:53:03.889
[Brett] Wow.
800
00:53:06.392 --> 00:53:07.393
Really?
801
00:53:10.187 --> 00:53:11.105
Surprised?
802
00:53:14.149 --> 00:53:15.275
Yes and no.
803
00:53:18.654 --> 00:53:22.408
I don't know, you've been kinda
more low key than most guys.
804
00:53:22.950 --> 00:53:26.578
I said I was focused on baseball.
Had some stuff to work through.
805
00:53:28.414 --> 00:53:30.666
You've been good though? You okay?
806
00:53:32.167 --> 00:53:33.168
I've...
807
00:53:35.170 --> 00:53:36.422
I've been trying to be.
808
00:53:39.383 --> 00:53:40.926
I gotta be who I am, you know?
809
00:53:43.011 --> 00:53:44.972
Isn't that what all this is about?
810
00:53:47.391 --> 00:53:48.392
Mm-hmm.
811
00:53:52.020 --> 00:53:53.063
Does this...
812
00:53:54.648 --> 00:53:55.607
I don't know...
813
00:53:57.317 --> 00:53:58.402
mess us up?
814
00:54:00.070 --> 00:54:02.781
Hell, no, dude. You're like
the closest thing to a brother I have.
815
00:54:04.116 --> 00:54:05.033
Cool.
816
00:54:07.911 --> 00:54:09.496
I wonder what my dad will say.
817
00:54:09.997 --> 00:54:13.041
-You're gonna tell him?
-Not till I'm out of the house.
818
00:54:14.710 --> 00:54:16.211
Yeah, I hear that, man.
819
00:54:17.588 --> 00:54:20.257
Hey look, just know if anybody
messes with you, I got your back.
820
00:54:21.300 --> 00:54:23.927
Good, cause this is all on you now.
821
00:54:35.522 --> 00:54:40.527
♪ Back home they're talking
They say that you're not the same ♪
822
00:54:42.154 --> 00:54:43.947
[cellphone ringing]
823
00:54:44.550 --> 00:54:45.616
-Yeah?
-[Zim] Brett Blackmore
824
00:54:45.741 --> 00:54:46.992
of the fuck-it list?
825
00:54:47.785 --> 00:54:48.827
Uh. How'd you get this number?
826
00:54:48.994 --> 00:54:51.872
Dude, anyone that can't get your number
isn't worth your data or your talk time.
827
00:54:51.955 --> 00:54:54.500
I, my friend, am taking you
to the next level.
828
00:54:54.917 --> 00:54:56.502
That Burning Kid session
you did tonight? Epic.
829
00:54:56.585 --> 00:54:59.254
I saw it on Snap, my Twitter,
my Insta feed in the last 20 minutes,
830
00:54:59.379 --> 00:55:01.715
and you are blowing up.
Teenagers building an effigy with articles
831
00:55:01.799 --> 00:55:03.300
of enslavement and burning it down
832
00:55:03.383 --> 00:55:05.093
just to announce that
they’re not going to be yoked
833
00:55:05.219 --> 00:55:08.055
to this parent-planned marathon
of arduous work any longer?
834
00:55:08.222 --> 00:55:12.559
hashtag win, hashtag epicwin,
hashtag epiclogarithmicwinwinwin.
835
00:55:12.684 --> 00:55:14.520
How many different ways
do you want me to put it, dude?
836
00:55:14.603 --> 00:55:16.897
You have struck a main vein
and you need to get monetized,
837
00:55:16.980 --> 00:55:18.357
ASA-effin-P!
838
00:55:19.441 --> 00:55:21.860
I'm willing to bet that that Benz
that you're driving is not even yours.
839
00:55:21.944 --> 00:55:24.822
And it should be. For cash.
You're an adult now. No more daddy's car.
840
00:55:24.988 --> 00:55:27.241
Okay, so I'm on Livestream, I get it.
Big deal.
841
00:55:27.407 --> 00:55:29.868
But, it is a big deal, Brett,
because you are not benefiting from it.
842
00:55:30.160 --> 00:55:31.078
Listen to this,
843
00:55:31.203 --> 00:55:33.997
I have about a dozen brands
that are willing pay you five to ten K
844
00:55:34.122 --> 00:55:37.125
just to be associated with you
and your fuck-it list right now.
845
00:55:37.584 --> 00:55:39.419
It's, like, 50,000 dollars just to...
846
00:55:40.671 --> 00:55:42.506
what, wear t-shirts, launch merchandise?
847
00:55:43.382 --> 00:55:46.844
Wear t-shirts and launch merchandise!
Yeah, 50K, minimum.
848
00:55:47.052 --> 00:55:49.763
You grow this thing
and I'll grow your green to no end.
849
00:55:49.847 --> 00:55:51.139
Look, you seen a rain in the club?
850
00:55:51.265 --> 00:55:53.851
Let's make it thunderstorm
in your backyard.
851
00:55:54.017 --> 00:55:55.477
Okay, I get it. That's a lot of money.
852
00:55:57.604 --> 00:55:58.939
-I'll think about it?
-Okay.
853
00:55:59.439 --> 00:56:02.609
Do that. Think about it.
Pound a triple espresso and a rock star.
854
00:56:02.693 --> 00:56:03.819
I'm calling you back in an hour.
855
00:56:05.279 --> 00:56:07.281
-Okay.
-[car horn honks]
856
00:56:17.833 --> 00:56:21.753
♪ They were high school kids ♪
857
00:56:22.588 --> 00:56:27.175
♪ They were high school kids ♪
858
00:56:34.308 --> 00:56:36.184
-[man] Here you go.
-Thanks, man.
859
00:56:36.310 --> 00:56:39.146
[cellphone vibrating]
860
00:56:39.938 --> 00:56:41.982
-Yo.
-How many you got? Right now.
861
00:56:42.733 --> 00:56:44.776
-What?
-Followers, dude. Just check.
862
00:56:44.943 --> 00:56:47.154
'Cause you're tagged everywhere.
Like Reddit level stuff.
863
00:56:47.571 --> 00:56:49.156
What are you talking about?
864
00:56:50.449 --> 00:56:51.658
[gulps surprisingly]
865
00:56:54.995 --> 00:56:58.707 line:5%
Shit, I'm-- Sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
866
00:57:02.461 --> 00:57:06.131 line:5%
-Holy shit!
-Nope. Haven't eaten yet, just coffee.
867
00:57:06.506 --> 00:57:08.800
What the fuck are you doing?
Get off my car!
868
00:57:09.134 --> 00:57:10.969
I've been wanting to do this for years.
869
00:57:11.136 --> 00:57:13.263
I give you money every day.
And you go buy lotto tickets.
870
00:57:13.430 --> 00:57:16.350
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Not quick picks. I use an algorithm.
871
00:57:16.516 --> 00:57:19.394
No. You can't use an algorithm
to buy lotto--
872
00:57:19.478 --> 00:57:22.856
-What are you doing pissing on my car?
-What are you, some special needs kid?
873
00:57:22.940 --> 00:57:26.610
A, you haven't even seen the algorithm,
Mr. A.P. Calculus Lightweight,
874
00:57:26.860 --> 00:57:29.071
B, you have no business
having a car like this,
875
00:57:29.279 --> 00:57:31.490
and C, there's a list in case
your brain has coddled.
876
00:57:31.573 --> 00:57:34.034
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How do you know about that?
877
00:57:34.660 --> 00:57:36.745
You think not having shelter
means I'm an idiot?
878
00:57:38.205 --> 00:57:40.123
It's empowering shit, man.
You do what you believe in
879
00:57:40.207 --> 00:57:43.335
and it's gonna save the world.
I'm pissing on excess. Sorry it was yours.
880
00:57:44.670 --> 00:57:46.838
You're lucky I didn't eat!
Because the real item for the list--
881
00:57:46.922 --> 00:57:49.383
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.
882
00:58:22.082 --> 00:58:23.000
Hey, Dad.
883
00:58:26.420 --> 00:58:27.379
You okay?
884
00:58:29.339 --> 00:58:30.257
Yeah.
885
00:58:32.092 --> 00:58:33.010
Coffee?
886
00:58:34.386 --> 00:58:35.387
Sure.
887
00:58:46.064 --> 00:58:49.443
Your mother and I looked up that list
that you posted last night.
888
00:58:51.903 --> 00:58:56.366
All that frustration,
everything that we forced you to do.
889
00:58:57.617 --> 00:58:58.660
[sighs]
890
00:58:59.953 --> 00:59:01.371
We are so lost right now.
891
00:59:02.789 --> 00:59:05.125
We have no idea how we got here.
We had this...
892
00:59:06.126 --> 00:59:09.337
18-year plan for you that got us
to the one-yard line and then...
893
00:59:10.839 --> 00:59:12.090
this.
894
00:59:12.424 --> 00:59:18.221
-Yeah, but it was your 18-year plan.
-Fair enough.
895
00:59:20.766 --> 00:59:22.350
It was fun while it lasted.
896
00:59:25.979 --> 00:59:29.149
-Listen. When I was your age--
-Dad.
897
00:59:29.900 --> 00:59:32.694
Come on, don't say that you know kids
because you were one once.
898
00:59:32.819 --> 00:59:35.030
All right, nobody's had it
like we do these days.
899
00:59:37.324 --> 00:59:38.283
That's true.
900
00:59:41.745 --> 00:59:42.913
I mean, you said...
901
00:59:43.747 --> 00:59:47.876
right, that success
is becoming one's true, best self,
902
00:59:48.001 --> 00:59:49.795
achieving one's potential.
903
00:59:51.004 --> 00:59:52.172
All right? But, I can't...
904
00:59:53.632 --> 00:59:58.136
I cannot do that with you and mom
just paving the road in front of me.
905
00:59:58.261 --> 01:00:00.597
I mean, when everything is about
this class and that instrument
906
01:00:00.680 --> 01:00:05.268
and this grade, it's-- It just can't be
all that growing up is about.
907
01:00:06.728 --> 01:00:09.648
You know? I have to be able to...
908
01:00:11.024 --> 01:00:12.609
make decisions for myself.
909
01:00:14.945 --> 01:00:17.906
Maybe that's the realization
of wherever you are that you...
910
01:00:18.990 --> 01:00:20.617
need to make your own decisions.
911
01:00:22.994 --> 01:00:24.329
But I'd be a lousy parent...
912
01:00:25.539 --> 01:00:26.873
if I didn't tell you...
913
01:00:27.499 --> 01:00:31.253
that this thing you started,
it can't be erased.
914
01:00:32.963 --> 01:00:35.757
It lives forever,
whether you want it to or not.
915
01:00:37.592 --> 01:00:41.388
Everyone else gets to jump in,
jump out, move on with their lives
916
01:00:41.638 --> 01:00:44.558
but if you're the face of this thing,
you own it.
917
01:00:46.434 --> 01:00:50.522
And in the end, who knows how
it'll treat you, because it does not care.
918
01:00:51.731 --> 01:00:52.649
Not about you.
919
01:00:55.443 --> 01:00:56.903
No matter how wrong-minded...
920
01:00:58.071 --> 01:01:01.950
your mother and I were
for this 18-year plan...
921
01:01:04.244 --> 01:01:07.330
the one thing we did do was care.
922
01:01:13.044 --> 01:01:14.045
I know you did.
923
01:01:14.921 --> 01:01:19.301
Part of being an adult is knowing
that sometimes things don't work out.
924
01:01:21.469 --> 01:01:23.930
Sometimes people's lives
get thrown off the rails.
925
01:01:25.515 --> 01:01:26.850
And they never recover.
926
01:01:29.269 --> 01:01:31.313
[sighs] Yeah, I get it. I...
927
01:01:34.357 --> 01:01:35.650
[Jeffrey] So, just be careful.
928
01:01:38.361 --> 01:01:39.362
I will.
929
01:01:44.659 --> 01:01:47.746
It's safe to assume that my car
is in the garage right now, right?
930
01:01:50.332 --> 01:01:52.209
Oh. Well...
931
01:01:53.835 --> 01:01:55.420
It's not in the garage yet...
932
01:01:56.338 --> 01:01:59.507
because I am getting it detailed for you.
933
01:02:00.967 --> 01:02:02.010
Oh.
934
01:02:03.053 --> 01:02:05.472
Thank you. That's big of you.
935
01:02:07.557 --> 01:02:08.558
I think.
936
01:02:19.110 --> 01:02:23.615
This is a beautiful feeling
of complete validation.
937
01:02:24.157 --> 01:02:26.785
Three hundred thousand followers.
938
01:02:26.945 --> 01:02:28.536
[Zim] I mean,
rate of uptake is impressive,
939
01:02:28.714 --> 01:02:29.955
all the metrics seemed to be pointed
940
01:02:30.080 --> 01:02:32.165
in the right direction,
and most importantly, it's spawning.
941
01:02:32.374 --> 01:02:36.002
What that means is, kids, they're posting
their lists in honor of yours.
942
01:02:36.294 --> 01:02:37.963
With this growth rate,
a little viral marketing,
943
01:02:38.088 --> 01:02:40.966
this thing doubles in a week.
But you gotta keep it relevant, all right.
944
01:02:41.174 --> 01:02:43.212
You gotta-- you gotta post,
you gotta like kid's posts,
945
01:02:43.337 --> 01:02:45.053
you gotta keep it a part
of the bigger conversation.
946
01:02:45.178 --> 01:02:48.139
You do that, my friend, you got your shot
at reaching a mil, easy.
947
01:02:48.348 --> 01:02:50.976
Money. What does that mean in money?
948
01:02:51.268 --> 01:02:53.103
That's when the largeness start
to roll in.
949
01:02:53.270 --> 01:02:56.273
Yeah, forget that,
let's talk about the power.
950
01:02:56.398 --> 01:02:59.609
-Okay.
-This is direct access to a generation.
951
01:02:59.776 --> 01:03:02.320
Guys, I started this as a rant
952
01:03:02.445 --> 01:03:04.572
because I've been being ridden
like a racehorse my whole life.
953
01:03:04.823 --> 01:03:06.783
All right? This wasn't meant
to be seen by anybody.
954
01:03:06.908 --> 01:03:08.285
-Yeah--
-I'm not a poster boy, dude.
955
01:03:08.368 --> 01:03:10.829
-Dude, we-- we get that.
-Butting in, if I may?
956
01:03:11.121 --> 01:03:14.040
Brett, this thing is like lightning, okay?
It never appears when it should.
957
01:03:14.291 --> 01:03:16.209
Your frustrations, they're real,
as they should be.
958
01:03:16.293 --> 01:03:19.254
This thing, it's bigger than you,
it's being shared by kids everywhere.
959
01:03:19.337 --> 01:03:23.008
And they're genuinely invested in you.
You're tending the flame for all of them.
960
01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:27.012
Maybe it moves on without you, maybe not.
961
01:03:28.388 --> 01:03:29.347
Yo, fellas!
962
01:03:29.806 --> 01:03:32.017
Got some smoothies in the back
if you want some.
963
01:03:33.226 --> 01:03:36.146
Yeah, Dad, we're, kind of,
in the middle of a meeting here.
964
01:03:36.313 --> 01:03:38.606
Yeah, y'all trying to act grown,
that's right.
965
01:03:38.732 --> 01:03:41.651
Brett, you might wanna check out
what's going on next door though.
966
01:03:46.698 --> 01:03:49.159
[Brett] No, I don't know them.
How could I know that what--
967
01:03:50.243 --> 01:03:52.287
-Where is this again?
-Huntsville, Alabama.
968
01:03:52.537 --> 01:03:55.040
And they actually robbed a bank
because of this list?
969
01:03:55.165 --> 01:03:57.000
Okay, well, that's their list.
That's not my list.
970
01:03:58.126 --> 01:04:00.045
-Am I being blamed for this?
-Should you be?
971
01:04:00.170 --> 01:04:02.797
-What kind of question is that?
-That's a grand jury question.
972
01:04:03.256 --> 01:04:06.009
Whether his use of social media
is an incitement to commit crime.
973
01:04:06.676 --> 01:04:09.262
Our recommendation?
Stop whatever you're doing,
974
01:04:09.596 --> 01:04:10.805
posting or sharing.
975
01:04:18.813 --> 01:04:20.273
[car engine starts]
976
01:04:21.232 --> 01:04:24.819
You feel that? That's the road
not being paved in front of you.
977
01:04:28.656 --> 01:04:31.034
I think it might be time
to call Aunt Maisie.
978
01:04:31.868 --> 01:04:35.080
-Mom, she's a slip and fall attorney.
-I know, dear. You've done both.
979
01:04:37.832 --> 01:04:40.293
-Money!
-Power!
980
01:04:53.556 --> 01:04:55.975
-♪ I've been waiting ♪
-♪ I've been waiting ♪
981
01:04:56.226 --> 01:05:00.313 line:5%
♪ I've been waiting up
'Cause I can't get enough oh ♪
982
01:05:00.522 --> 01:05:04.317
My list is tour with A$AP Rocky,
perform at Tomorrowland,
983
01:05:04.442 --> 01:05:05.806
squirrel suit from the top of Everest.
984
01:05:05.931 --> 01:05:08.113
♪ Your needle sews my heart oh ♪
985
01:05:08.405 --> 01:05:10.657
♪ Fuck me up and make me just go crazy ♪
986
01:05:10.865 --> 01:05:13.910
-Go watch the Olympics.
-To go to a World Series game seven.
987
01:05:14.321 --> 01:05:15.921
I wanna steal
the Declaration of Independence.
988
01:05:16.146 --> 01:05:18.081
Scuba dive at the Great Barrier Reef.
989
01:05:19.082 --> 01:05:21.876 line:5%
♪ You're the only one that I want ♪
990
01:05:23.503 --> 01:05:27.298
-I wanna learn how to play quidditch.
-I wanna take a year off to travel Europe.
991
01:05:27.966 --> 01:05:29.259
I wanna go to the Met ball.
992
01:05:30.552 --> 01:05:36.599
♪ Let me go, I'm spendin' time
Not doin' fine but I'm doin' fine ♪
993
01:05:36.808 --> 01:05:40.562 line:5%
♪ Why you actin' vain for my love
Vain for my love ♪
994
01:05:40.687 --> 01:05:45.316
-I just quit my job!
-I wanna visit every country in the world.
995
01:05:45.608 --> 01:05:46.860
And then become president.
996
01:05:48.736 --> 01:05:51.865
I want to be a Hollywood movie star,
win a Grammy and make out with J.Lo.
997
01:05:52.031 --> 01:05:55.201
♪ I wanna drink my wine
I wanna pass that by ♪
998
01:05:55.743 --> 01:05:59.789 line:5%
♪ I wanna make her cry
She wanna make me die ♪
999
01:06:00.081 --> 01:06:05.753 line:5%
♪ Apple pie six cigarettes and I'll catch
The vibe that we can't forget ♪
1000
01:06:05.879 --> 01:06:06.838
Be a pirate.
1001
01:06:06.921 --> 01:06:08.715
I wanna star, write and direct
my own movie.
1002
01:06:08.798 --> 01:06:10.341
I wanna travel to Tokyo.
1003
01:06:10.925 --> 01:06:13.303
When you got everything that I want?
1004
01:06:13.845 --> 01:06:18.057
♪ Why you actin' vain for my blood
Vain for my blood ♪
1005
01:06:18.433 --> 01:06:20.685
♪ When you got everything that I want? ♪
1006
01:06:20.894 --> 01:06:23.563
Tell my parents that I'm bi
and I'm proud of that.
1007
01:06:23.730 --> 01:06:28.359
♪ It's hard to miss you when you are
Always on the tip of my tongue ♪
1008
01:06:29.986 --> 01:06:35.700
♪ I feel like I'm looking for somethin'
Somethin' that'll never come ♪
1009
01:06:37.118 --> 01:06:39.996
-♪ I'll be waiting ♪
-♪ I'll be waiting ♪
1010
01:06:40.205 --> 01:06:44.125
-♪ Oh for you ♪
-♪ I'll be waiting for you ♪
1011
01:06:54.093 --> 01:06:56.971
[woman] Dean Reilly calling back
regarding Brett Blackmore.
1012
01:06:57.388 --> 01:06:58.556
[sighs]
1013
01:06:59.349 --> 01:07:01.392
[Reilly] It certainly impacts me
when the department chair
1014
01:07:01.518 --> 01:07:03.770
of media studies brings it
to my attention.
1015
01:07:04.020 --> 01:07:07.190
Or my own two teenage girls
can't stop talking about it.
1016
01:07:07.774 --> 01:07:09.442
[chuckles] Understood.
1017
01:07:10.401 --> 01:07:13.279
As you know,
his father's my business partner,
1018
01:07:13.404 --> 01:07:16.491
so I will do everything I can
to shut it down.
1019
01:07:16.616 --> 01:07:19.118
No, no, no, Barry,
you're missing the point.
1020
01:07:19.452 --> 01:07:22.163
This kid could be another iconoclast.
1021
01:07:22.372 --> 01:07:24.249
I mean, sure, yeah,
we get our fair share here,
1022
01:07:24.332 --> 01:07:26.125
the Zuckerbergs and the Gates.
1023
01:07:26.709 --> 01:07:29.295
Those are two of the weirdest kids
we've ever admitted.
1024
01:07:29.546 --> 01:07:31.881
But, they’re the disruptors.
So, I personally,
1025
01:07:32.465 --> 01:07:34.050
I'd like to hear more
from Brett Blackmore.
1026
01:07:34.509 --> 01:07:37.595
And I’m going to need the voting members
of the board to back me on this.
1027
01:07:37.804 --> 01:07:40.723
Of course. You can count on me. I mean,
1028
01:07:40.932 --> 01:07:43.560
listen, I understood,
as a disruptor myself--
1029
01:07:43.685 --> 01:07:45.228
[Reilly] Yeah, okay, Barry, stop it.
1030
01:07:45.979 --> 01:07:49.232
Just deliver the kid. Okay?
1031
01:07:50.608 --> 01:07:51.901
[clears throat] Got it.
1032
01:07:54.737 --> 01:07:59.117
[Jeffrey] Brett! Brett! Brett!
1033
01:08:02.870 --> 01:08:04.539
-Brett!
-What?
1034
01:08:05.790 --> 01:08:07.208
You are not gonna believe this.
1035
01:08:09.085 --> 01:08:10.044
Brett!
1036
01:08:26.561 --> 01:08:27.520
You been okay?
1037
01:08:27.729 --> 01:08:30.398
Other than hiding from my mom and Steve?
Yeah.
1038
01:08:36.571 --> 01:08:39.282
-[Brett] I want you to come live with me.
-You can’t.
1039
01:08:39.413 --> 01:08:40.959
Then I'll get you a hotel room
or something.
1040
01:08:41.084 --> 01:08:43.328
-Brett, stop. It’s fine.
-No, it’s not fine.
1041
01:08:49.208 --> 01:08:51.127
How many people do you think
I ever told about Steve?
1042
01:08:54.005 --> 01:08:54.964
One.
1043
01:09:00.845 --> 01:09:03.056
Look, we had a moment,
and it was cool, but...
1044
01:09:03.473 --> 01:09:05.683
I can't mess this thing up with Ted's dad.
1045
01:09:05.808 --> 01:09:08.603
-It’s the only way I can pay for school.
-I know. I get it.
1046
01:09:10.188 --> 01:09:11.564
And I am sorry, you know.
1047
01:09:12.190 --> 01:09:13.733
Don’t be. I have no regrets.
1048
01:09:14.776 --> 01:09:16.569
You know, I’d kill to be able to say that.
1049
01:09:19.280 --> 01:09:23.159
Last week, I was so sure of everything,
you know? College...
1050
01:09:24.494 --> 01:09:25.495
my future.
1051
01:09:28.790 --> 01:09:31.959
-Now, it's all just gone.
-Yeah, it blows.
1052
01:09:34.837 --> 01:09:37.674
-Is that it?
-All I got.
1053
01:09:51.521 --> 01:09:54.232
Okay, Brett. Look, beyond the horizon.
1054
01:09:55.316 --> 01:09:56.526
It's unknown.
1055
01:09:57.443 --> 01:10:00.113
Your future. Just waiting for you
to discover it.
1056
01:10:00.947 --> 01:10:03.366
This shitty time?
Soon it will just be a memory.
1057
01:10:03.616 --> 01:10:06.452
Whether you're still standing here,
stuck, that's all you get to control.
1058
01:10:08.913 --> 01:10:10.998
And what kills the future is fear.
1059
01:10:12.041 --> 01:10:13.167
And your post showed me that.
1060
01:10:14.836 --> 01:10:18.506
So the question is,
what would you do if you had no fear?
1061
01:10:24.846 --> 01:10:25.888
Close your eyes...
1062
01:10:28.891 --> 01:10:30.810
and imagine what you want
your future to be.
1063
01:10:33.271 --> 01:10:34.439
And when you open them...
1064
01:10:36.441 --> 01:10:37.483
that’s your decision.
1065
01:10:41.821 --> 01:10:44.615
And Brett, I meant what I said,
the other day.
1066
01:10:45.533 --> 01:10:46.951
I hope you get what you need.
1067
01:11:06.220 --> 01:11:09.348
Brett, honey, we need you to come home
as fast as you can, okay?
1068
01:11:09.474 --> 01:11:10.475
Hurry up, right now.
1069
01:11:11.434 --> 01:11:12.477
-[sighs]
-Finally!
1070
01:11:13.144 --> 01:11:14.479
-Marheem is coming.
-Marheem is coming.
1071
01:11:16.272 --> 01:11:17.648
Marheem is coming, that's--
1072
01:11:18.524 --> 01:11:20.026
-that's the emergency?
-Brett,
1073
01:11:20.443 --> 01:11:24.697
you have an opportunity to snatch victory
from the jaws of defeat.
1074
01:11:25.448 --> 01:11:30.203
Harvard is impressed with your initiative.
And your "fuck-you" list.
1075
01:11:30.328 --> 01:11:32.789
They want you to write an essay
detailing everything you've learned.
1076
01:11:32.872 --> 01:11:33.915
-What?
-Also,
1077
01:11:34.415 --> 01:11:36.125
Barry seems to think
that the dean's daughters
1078
01:11:36.667 --> 01:11:37.744
are really obsessed with you.
1079
01:11:37.894 --> 01:11:39.619
-Wait. But I don't even--
-[Jeffrey] Not even what?
1080
01:11:39.819 --> 01:11:42.298
What is this "not even"?
Why are you us a "not even" right now?
1081
01:11:42.423 --> 01:11:44.091
-Well, it's just that, I've been...
-What is that?
1082
01:11:45.468 --> 01:11:48.387
...considering everything
and thinking about what I might want
1083
01:11:48.513 --> 01:11:49.430
for myself, you know.
1084
01:11:49.555 --> 01:11:52.433
Hold on, is this "yay" basketball,
"boo" clarinet again, really?
1085
01:11:52.558 --> 01:11:54.310
No, Mom! It's just that-- that--
1086
01:11:55.812 --> 01:11:58.064
It's about my future, you know,
and the unknown.
1087
01:11:58.189 --> 01:12:00.900
Yeah, we're-- we're trying
to get rid of the "un" part
1088
01:12:01.025 --> 01:12:03.277
and get you toward the known part.
That's what we do.
1089
01:12:03.611 --> 01:12:04.695
Dad, I mean we...
1090
01:12:05.988 --> 01:12:08.825
-we talked about this.
-Yes, we did.
1091
01:12:09.492 --> 01:12:11.244
We talked and we hear you, but...
1092
01:12:12.286 --> 01:12:14.163
but, Brett, this is Harvard.
1093
01:12:16.165 --> 01:12:17.166
But...
1094
01:12:18.626 --> 01:12:20.253
I mean, maybe, I'm not even...
1095
01:12:21.838 --> 01:12:23.840
-For real? This is 'cause I...
-[Kristen] Yeah. Brett. Brett!
1096
01:12:24.632 --> 01:12:26.926
-For real.
-Okay, look.
1097
01:12:27.844 --> 01:12:29.095
We have two paths here.
1098
01:12:29.428 --> 01:12:33.975
A, you don't graduate high school
or attend college
1099
01:12:34.183 --> 01:12:36.936
and we deal with the legal
and academic fallout of that
1100
01:12:37.019 --> 01:12:39.647
-for the next five to six years.
-[Kristen] Or maybe forever.
1101
01:12:40.022 --> 01:12:45.736
And then, there's option B, where we--
Where you write a great essay,
1102
01:12:45.987 --> 01:12:50.575
you get into Harvard and you look back
on option A and-- and-- and politely
1103
01:12:50.908 --> 01:12:52.952
smile and give it the finger.
1104
01:12:58.207 --> 01:13:01.335
It doesn't even really sound
like a choice when you put it like that.
1105
01:13:01.419 --> 01:13:04.714
-Exactly!
-Come on! You got this.
1106
01:13:06.215 --> 01:13:07.592
Theme is everything.
1107
01:13:09.719 --> 01:13:10.720
Okay, um...
1108
01:13:13.347 --> 01:13:15.683
Conquering my fear, finding my voice...
1109
01:13:17.059 --> 01:13:19.395
-helping other kids...
-[Marheem] Ugh! Boring.
1110
01:13:19.562 --> 01:13:21.439
Harvard doesn't give a shit
about any of that stuff.
1111
01:13:21.606 --> 01:13:24.186
-But they-- they said--
-Who cares what they said?
1112
01:13:24.361 --> 01:13:26.819
They're a profit-making enterprise.
And they're not giving you this chance
1113
01:13:27.236 --> 01:13:29.447
-because they value what you've done.
-They're not?
1114
01:13:30.406 --> 01:13:32.700
Brett, please. Don't be an idiot.
Your parents are on the clock.
1115
01:13:33.200 --> 01:13:35.536
Okay, then what is their motive?
1116
01:13:35.828 --> 01:13:37.914
-To stop your little movement.
-Really?
1117
01:13:38.039 --> 01:13:39.999
[Marheem] I'm sure on some level
Harvard is impressed,
1118
01:13:40.166 --> 01:13:41.751
but you've become a voice of dissent,
1119
01:13:42.043 --> 01:13:44.170
galvanizing the masses
against their oppressors.
1120
01:13:44.545 --> 01:13:46.964
The educational industrial complex
has been hijacked
1121
01:13:47.048 --> 01:13:48.341
and turned into a money press.
1122
01:13:48.674 --> 01:13:53.429
Private schools, tutor fees,
personal counselors, test prep materials,
1123
01:13:53.512 --> 01:13:55.932
online courses, test fees,
application fees,
1124
01:13:56.015 --> 01:13:59.226
all designed to bind kids
ages four to 18 to the machinery.
1125
01:13:59.393 --> 01:14:02.313
It sucks parents dry,
and drives you into institutions
1126
01:14:02.396 --> 01:14:06.442
that cost a quarter of a million dollars
for an undergraduate degree.
1127
01:14:07.276 --> 01:14:10.738
-A piece of paper.
-That could be our theme.
1128
01:14:11.322 --> 01:14:12.406
Are you hallucinating?
1129
01:14:14.492 --> 01:14:17.828
The system is imperfect, Brett.
But it's the system.
1130
01:14:18.287 --> 01:14:20.957
-Don't try and change it, exploit it!
-Okay. I'm not-- I don't--
1131
01:14:21.582 --> 01:14:25.169
I don't know what you're saying,
Marheem, and I haven't had any sleep
1132
01:14:25.252 --> 01:14:27.296
and the past few weeks
have just been a real shit show,
1133
01:14:27.380 --> 01:14:32.051
so if you could just explain to me,
just tell me what to write, please.
1134
01:14:32.301 --> 01:14:35.137
I am, Brett. But first,
you need to wake up.
1135
01:14:35.805 --> 01:14:37.974
You had it right for the past 15 years.
1136
01:14:38.265 --> 01:14:40.935
Play their game,
get a degree from Harvard,
1137
01:14:41.060 --> 01:14:44.230
and then you can do anything
you want with your life.
1138
01:14:45.106 --> 01:14:46.691
Do you want to be able to do anything--
1139
01:14:46.816 --> 01:14:49.318
I want to be able to do
anything I want in my life.
1140
01:14:49.694 --> 01:14:52.446
Good. Then, contrition.
1141
01:14:56.617 --> 01:14:59.286
-Excuse me?
-Your theme is contrition.
1142
01:14:59.787 --> 01:15:02.665
You realize that the past few weeks
have been an epic life-fart,
1143
01:15:02.790 --> 01:15:04.875
a moment of behavioral flatulence
1144
01:15:05.042 --> 01:15:08.379
caused by a freak accident
that occurred during an incident
1145
01:15:08.462 --> 01:15:11.757
that you were roped into by your
prankster friends, and you are sorry.
1146
01:15:12.091 --> 01:15:13.259
You are repentant.
1147
01:15:13.551 --> 01:15:17.513
You wanna get your life back on track,
and Harvard is the place to do that.
1148
01:15:22.059 --> 01:15:23.602
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
1149
01:15:25.229 --> 01:15:26.439
Yeah, life-fart. I can...
1150
01:15:28.190 --> 01:15:29.233
I can write that.
1151
01:15:33.070 --> 01:15:34.071
[sighs]
1152
01:15:46.625 --> 01:15:48.627
[sighs]
1153
01:16:10.357 --> 01:16:11.275
What's he doing?
1154
01:16:12.234 --> 01:16:14.987
He's thinking. He's got to be thinking.
1155
01:16:15.112 --> 01:16:17.823
Yes. Shouldn't that occur
in front of a computer?
1156
01:16:22.661 --> 01:16:23.662
Brett?
1157
01:16:25.247 --> 01:16:27.333
-[Brett] Hmm?
-How's the essay coming?
1158
01:16:28.334 --> 01:16:29.376
Good.
1159
01:16:30.252 --> 01:16:31.712
When do think we'll get a draft?
1160
01:16:32.630 --> 01:16:33.547
Soon.
1161
01:16:35.091 --> 01:16:36.509
Would you mind taking off your glasses?
1162
01:16:37.676 --> 01:16:38.677
Wanna see your eyes.
1163
01:16:43.140 --> 01:16:44.141
Are you okay?
1164
01:16:45.309 --> 01:16:47.103
Yeah, I'm good, Dad. I'm good.
1165
01:16:47.228 --> 01:16:49.355
There's nothing going on
that we should know about?
1166
01:16:49.855 --> 01:16:50.856
[Brett] No.
1167
01:16:52.483 --> 01:16:54.276
You're gonna get the essay
done on time, right?
1168
01:16:54.902 --> 01:16:56.070
What? You want me to promise?
1169
01:16:56.612 --> 01:16:58.072
-Wouldn't hurt.
-Yeah!
1170
01:17:07.373 --> 01:17:09.250
[Jeffrey] Brett! Brett!
1171
01:17:12.002 --> 01:17:15.172
-Is-- is he promising?
-[Kristen] Uh. I think that's a...
1172
01:17:19.927 --> 01:17:21.720
-[woman] Okay, smile!
-]Stacy] Wait, wait, wait!
1173
01:17:21.887 --> 01:17:23.314
-One more, one more!
-[woman] Smile, guys.
1174
01:17:24.515 --> 01:17:28.477
-[woman] Okay. One more. Aw, sweet.
-Dude, I'm so proud of you.
1175
01:17:29.145 --> 01:17:32.356
-It's too cool, huh?
-Okay, okay, Mom! I think that's enough.
1176
01:17:33.983 --> 01:17:34.900
[Stacy] Okay! Bye!
1177
01:17:35.025 --> 01:17:37.077
-[Clint] All right, see you, Stace!
-[Nico] See you, Stace!
1178
01:17:41.824 --> 01:17:43.033
[Clint] Yeah, it's crazy.
1179
01:17:43.909 --> 01:17:46.579
-[Brett] Nice robes, graduates.
-[Nico] There he is!
1180
01:17:47.496 --> 01:17:49.540
Did you catch that? Ritualistic freedom!
1181
01:17:49.665 --> 01:17:52.918
No, I actually just showed up.
I’m not even sure I'm allowed on campus.
1182
01:17:53.002 --> 01:17:55.129
You are gonna write the shit
out of that essay.
1183
01:17:55.504 --> 01:17:56.505
Yeah.
1184
01:17:59.884 --> 01:18:02.970
-Hey, we'll catch up with you in a bit.
-Sounds good. Have fun.
1185
01:18:07.641 --> 01:18:09.977
[Brett inhales, exhales]
1186
01:18:13.772 --> 01:18:14.773
[woman laughs]
1187
01:18:22.239 --> 01:18:24.867
-Congratulations.
-Thanks.
1188
01:18:26.994 --> 01:18:28.579
I hear you're abandoning the list.
1189
01:18:28.829 --> 01:18:31.749
Yeah, Harvard is pretty--
it's pretty tough to pass up.
1190
01:18:32.124 --> 01:18:33.125
I get it.
1191
01:18:34.001 --> 01:18:35.794
If that’s your decision,
I’m happy for you.
1192
01:18:37.713 --> 01:18:38.714
Yeah, me too.
1193
01:18:40.299 --> 01:18:41.634
[car horn honking]
1194
01:18:42.635 --> 01:18:45.012
Look, can we just hang out before you go
to Europe, please?
1195
01:18:45.304 --> 01:18:48.307
I'm actually-- I'm leaving tonight.
1196
01:18:48.459 --> 01:18:49.975
I thought you said
you have, like, two weeks?
1197
01:18:50.142 --> 01:18:52.019
Things change. It happens.
1198
01:18:52.603 --> 01:18:54.980
-[car horn honks]
-I gotta go.
1199
01:19:02.404 --> 01:19:04.782
Good luck. Seriously.
1200
01:19:15.084 --> 01:19:19.380
Just like that. Life moment,
like your dad always says.
1201
01:19:20.256 --> 01:19:23.175
-She's leaving tonight.
-Yeah, well, dude, it's couch surfing.
1202
01:19:23.259 --> 01:19:24.260
It blows.
1203
01:19:25.219 --> 01:19:28.097
And Steve filed charges
for the car thing, so, you know.
1204
01:19:28.180 --> 01:19:29.723
Why didn't she tell me any of this?
1205
01:19:31.141 --> 01:19:33.310
Brett, come on. You were valedictorian.
1206
01:19:33.394 --> 01:19:35.396
What good is that
if you can't figure this shit out?
1207
01:19:50.119 --> 01:19:52.454
[car door closes, engine starts]
1208
01:20:02.339 --> 01:20:04.300
[Clint] You can't take it down.
You know that.
1209
01:20:05.217 --> 01:20:07.052
Yeah, I'm familiar
with how the Internet works.
1210
01:20:09.305 --> 01:20:10.931
I'm just gonna post
my Harvard letter, man.
1211
01:20:11.515 --> 01:20:13.434
Serves an act of contrition and...
1212
01:20:14.393 --> 01:20:15.894
you know, disconnect me
from the movement.
1213
01:20:16.520 --> 01:20:17.896
But that won't end it.
1214
01:20:19.523 --> 01:20:23.152
-Well, it'll end my involvement with it.
-It's done some good, you know.
1215
01:20:24.528 --> 01:20:25.529
[chuckles]
1216
01:20:27.489 --> 01:20:30.200
Clint, you realize that my whole life
didn't have to crater for you to come out.
1217
01:20:30.284 --> 01:20:32.244
Bro, get outside of yourself.
1218
01:20:32.411 --> 01:20:36.665
You think I'm the only one
that found the balls to face my fears?
1219
01:20:37.166 --> 01:20:41.253
No, you gave courage to a whole
lot of people. That is worth something.
1220
01:20:41.628 --> 01:20:44.173
Brett, how's the-- Hey, Clint.
1221
01:20:44.923 --> 01:20:48.552
Oh. Hello, Mrs. Blackmore.
I was just leaving.
1222
01:20:54.892 --> 01:20:55.893
Can I read a draft?
1223
01:20:57.311 --> 01:20:59.480
-Uh. No, not yet.
-Why not?
1224
01:21:02.566 --> 01:21:03.567
I'm working on it.
1225
01:21:04.777 --> 01:21:07.279
-You know, you have to turn this in soon.
-I know. I know.
1226
01:21:08.113 --> 01:21:09.448
-I know.
-When?
1227
01:21:10.366 --> 01:21:11.408
Soon.
1228
01:21:12.701 --> 01:21:13.619
Tomorrow.
1229
01:21:15.606 --> 01:21:16.955
You're not going to blow this, are you?
1230
01:21:17.081 --> 01:21:18.624
-Mom!
-Okay, sorry.
1231
01:21:25.339 --> 01:21:26.673
[exhales]
1232
01:21:47.027 --> 01:21:47.945
Hey, bro.
1233
01:21:50.155 --> 01:21:51.156
Oh, man!
1234
01:21:53.700 --> 01:21:56.662
You've had a rough few weeks, man.
I mean, shit.
1235
01:21:58.539 --> 01:22:01.375
-That's fairly accurate.
-You know there are times when I just...
1236
01:22:03.293 --> 01:22:05.838
-think if I hadn't stepped on that pipe--
-Dude, don't even go there.
1237
01:22:07.714 --> 01:22:08.632
Don't go there.
1238
01:22:13.137 --> 01:22:14.388
[chuckles]
1239
01:22:16.890 --> 01:22:20.978
Man! We're like a metaphor for life,
you and me, you know that?
1240
01:22:23.272 --> 01:22:24.606
Born in the same town...
1241
01:22:25.482 --> 01:22:28.569
grew up going to the same schools,
and playing in the same little leagues.
1242
01:22:32.072 --> 01:22:36.243
And now, you're poised to depart,
again for like...
1243
01:22:37.077 --> 01:22:40.581
a life of big shit, like, Ivy League,
and mega financial success.
1244
01:22:41.248 --> 01:22:42.124
Maybe.
1245
01:22:44.668 --> 01:22:45.669
I don't know.
1246
01:22:50.632 --> 01:22:53.135
What about you?
Other half of the metaphor.
1247
01:22:53.719 --> 01:22:54.720
You know me.
1248
01:22:55.512 --> 01:22:58.140
Start working for my dad,
join the plumbers union.
1249
01:22:58.724 --> 01:22:59.850
pull 100-G a year.
1250
01:23:01.059 --> 01:23:03.854
Surf and party. Just live.
1251
01:23:04.438 --> 01:23:08.525
-That doesn't sound bad, dude.
-Yeah, it's really not. I'm stoked.
1252
01:23:18.327 --> 01:23:21.663
Yo, is that who I think? Dee?
1253
01:23:22.623 --> 01:23:23.790
[Les] Yeah, that's Dee.
1254
01:23:24.416 --> 01:23:27.628
Talk about a fall from grace.
There's your cautionary tale.
1255
01:23:29.296 --> 01:23:31.673
-What do you mean?
-Dude, the wall.
1256
01:23:32.424 --> 01:23:35.552
I mean, you guys were almost neighbors
until your world exploded.
1257
01:23:36.220 --> 01:23:37.179
[Brett] What?
1258
01:23:37.930 --> 01:23:39.765
[Les] Dee. Douglas Ebeyer.
1259
01:23:40.933 --> 01:23:45.521
He was valedictorian, like, 20 years ago.
Dude, he was you.
1260
01:24:14.258 --> 01:24:16.051
[Brett]
Dear Harvard Admissions Committee...
1261
01:24:17.427 --> 01:24:20.639
everyone tells me that acceptance
to your institution is the first step
1262
01:24:20.722 --> 01:24:22.432
on the path to guaranteed success.
1263
01:24:23.392 --> 01:24:26.311
And yet, I have no idea what that means.
1264
01:24:27.354 --> 01:24:32.067
Are we talking money? A big job?
A mansion in a community of mansions?
1265
01:24:33.110 --> 01:24:36.446
My dad says, "Success is about becoming
your true self."
1266
01:24:37.447 --> 01:24:39.449
But how many parents really want
their kids to do that?
1267
01:24:40.576 --> 01:24:44.871
Parents and institutions ignore evidence
about how to raise happy children
1268
01:24:45.205 --> 01:24:49.376
and then expect us to just be happy,
or force us to be just as unhappy as them.
1269
01:24:51.128 --> 01:24:53.255 line:5%
Studies show that adolescents
are nocturnal.
1270
01:24:53.880 --> 01:24:56.800 line:5%
Our biorhythms cause us
to stay up later and wake up later.
1271
01:24:57.801 --> 01:25:00.012
And yet school still starts at 7:45 am.
1272
01:25:01.054 --> 01:25:03.974
Studies also show that GPA
and standardized test scores
1273
01:25:04.141 --> 01:25:08.645
do not accurately measure future academic,
professional or personal success...
1274
01:25:09.688 --> 01:25:11.898
and yet those are still
the barometers of acceptance.
1275
01:25:12.357 --> 01:25:15.444
I could go on and on,
but you get the point.
1276
01:25:17.154 --> 01:25:20.198
So, why doesn't the system adapt?
I'll tell you why.
1277
01:25:20.282 --> 01:25:24.453
Because the system is more dedicated
to itself than to future generations.
1278
01:25:25.203 --> 01:25:27.706
Your university was kind enough
to extend me this opportunity
1279
01:25:27.873 --> 01:25:32.294
to pull myself back from the abyss.
And I am grateful for that, for sure.
1280
01:25:34.504 --> 01:25:35.672
But I'm not contrite.
1281
01:25:36.632 --> 01:25:38.717
I am the opposite of contrite.
1282
01:25:39.468 --> 01:25:42.262
The system rewards drones,
rule-followers, test-takers.
1283
01:25:42.429 --> 01:25:45.349
We graduate, make money, have kids,
and continue the cycle.
1284
01:25:45.474 --> 01:25:47.517
And I've felt for years that my dreams
have been sanded down
1285
01:25:47.601 --> 01:25:50.020
so that I can fit into the mechanism
of this machine.
1286
01:25:51.438 --> 01:25:53.357
My friend tells me,
"What kills your future is fear.”
1287
01:25:54.066 --> 01:25:55.692
It kills the pursuit of the unknown.
1288
01:25:56.443 --> 01:25:58.612
Now, it took a while, but I've learned
how right that friend is.
1289
01:25:59.696 --> 01:26:02.574
So now I'm out here running in fresh snow,
where there are no tracks.
1290
01:26:03.241 --> 01:26:04.701
I have no idea where I'm going...
1291
01:26:06.328 --> 01:26:08.705
but I know that it'll be someplace
I couldn't possibly discover
1292
01:26:08.830 --> 01:26:10.832
while transiting the passageways
of your institution.
1293
01:26:12.334 --> 01:26:13.377
So, with that...
1294
01:26:14.252 --> 01:26:16.129
I say thank you for your offer but...
1295
01:26:17.547 --> 01:26:19.675
in the most respectful way, I respond...
1296
01:26:20.967 --> 01:26:23.595
Fuck it. Harvard's not for me.
1297
01:26:24.971 --> 01:26:27.349
Respectfully, Brett Blackmore.
1298
01:26:34.147 --> 01:26:35.357
Fuck it.
1299
01:27:04.010 --> 01:27:05.679
[sighs]
1300
01:27:19.109 --> 01:27:22.612
We were trying really hard,
me and your father.
1301
01:27:26.742 --> 01:27:28.744
Everyone else was having babies. Us?
1302
01:27:29.870 --> 01:27:31.037
Miscarriages.
1303
01:27:33.081 --> 01:27:36.460
So, when we finally had you, it was...
1304
01:27:39.171 --> 01:27:40.088
everything.
1305
01:27:42.799 --> 01:27:46.970
I gave up architecture and I signed on
to the Westside young mother role
1306
01:27:47.053 --> 01:27:49.055
and I loved it.
1307
01:27:52.976 --> 01:27:54.936
But, somewhere along the way, I, um...
1308
01:27:56.229 --> 01:27:58.064
I kind of lost track of who I was.
1309
01:28:00.442 --> 01:28:03.320
I started living through you
because all those years I...
1310
01:28:04.154 --> 01:28:07.324
I had been living for you,
and when you take on that role,
1311
01:28:07.699 --> 01:28:10.368
nothing is more important
than how your kid is perceived
1312
01:28:10.452 --> 01:28:13.997
because that's how you're perceived.
That's the measure of success and it...
1313
01:28:14.790 --> 01:28:15.791
it blows.
1314
01:28:17.667 --> 01:28:19.169
My dad would say...
1315
01:28:20.545 --> 01:28:22.130
"The hard choice is the right choice."
1316
01:28:22.672 --> 01:28:24.883
I used to tell you that, right?
All the time when you were little.
1317
01:28:25.425 --> 01:28:27.135
I just didn't think that applied to me.
1318
01:28:28.053 --> 01:28:31.097
And reading the essay you posted, I...
1319
01:28:32.682 --> 01:28:33.892
I remember it does.
1320
01:28:50.075 --> 01:28:52.911
You know, I never knew
why Mom gave up architecture.
1321
01:28:53.578 --> 01:28:54.913
She was super talented.
1322
01:29:00.293 --> 01:29:01.294
You were.
1323
01:29:09.052 --> 01:29:12.556
[indistinct chatter]
1324
01:29:18.770 --> 01:29:21.231
[Zim] That's good.
If you put it right there.
1325
01:29:22.941 --> 01:29:23.942
Who is that?
1326
01:29:24.276 --> 01:29:26.027
Jessica, make sure the streets are clear
1327
01:29:26.111 --> 01:29:28.822
and if there are any vendors here
that do not belong, let me know.
1328
01:29:28.947 --> 01:29:29.948
Um...
1329
01:29:30.782 --> 01:29:31.950
it's my PR guy.
1330
01:29:33.201 --> 01:29:35.954
-You have a PR guy?
-Yeah.
1331
01:29:37.414 --> 01:29:38.373
Thank you so much.
1332
01:29:39.958 --> 01:29:41.084
They're selling them.
1333
01:29:41.751 --> 01:29:44.337
-There's a shaved ice truck out.
-[Kristen] That's not beer, is it?
1334
01:29:44.713 --> 01:29:45.881
[Jeffrey] It's kombucha.
1335
01:29:47.883 --> 01:29:49.217
It's money day, let's get it.
1336
01:29:49.926 --> 01:29:51.469
Holy crap! Guys!
1337
01:29:53.722 --> 01:29:55.056
I hit three million followers.
1338
01:29:56.600 --> 01:29:58.560
And my essay's been shared
ten million times.
1339
01:30:00.395 --> 01:30:01.438
-[Kristen] What?
-Yeah.
1340
01:30:01.521 --> 01:30:02.439
[doorbell rings]
1341
01:30:03.773 --> 01:30:06.359
Uh. I gotta go put pants on, hold on.
1342
01:30:11.239 --> 01:30:14.826
[sighs] I just got off a conference call
with the Harvard board.
1343
01:30:14.951 --> 01:30:18.038
Look, Mr. Brooks, I'm sorry, all right.
I know what they wanted to hear, but I...
1344
01:30:19.372 --> 01:30:21.249
-I had to tell the truth.
-And we couldn't be more proud
1345
01:30:21.333 --> 01:30:23.162
so if you're here to tell us
that he's blown it,
1346
01:30:23.262 --> 01:30:24.628
-and that it doesn't--
-Hold on, please!
1347
01:30:25.378 --> 01:30:26.755
They couldn't agree with you more.
1348
01:30:28.173 --> 01:30:30.133
They know all too well the problems
with the system.
1349
01:30:32.552 --> 01:30:33.762
Wait. Are you, what--
1350
01:30:35.221 --> 01:30:37.223
What are you, I don't--
What are you saying?
1351
01:30:37.515 --> 01:30:40.852
You are just the type
of out-of-the-box thinker Harvard wants.
1352
01:30:42.020 --> 01:30:43.813
-[cellphone ringing]
-As a matter of fact,
1353
01:30:44.272 --> 01:30:45.941
this must Dean Reilly right now.
1354
01:30:46.524 --> 01:30:49.653
-She wants to talk to you personally.
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1355
01:30:50.195 --> 01:30:51.738
[Barry] You just got your boy
into Harvard!
1356
01:30:52.530 --> 01:30:53.531
Hello?
1357
01:30:55.283 --> 01:30:56.368
Yeah, this is...
1358
01:31:02.707 --> 01:31:04.167
[Jeffrey] Hello, hey?
1359
01:31:05.293 --> 01:31:06.211
[Brett] Yeah.
1360
01:31:07.963 --> 01:31:09.339
Nice to meet you too.
1361
01:31:18.848 --> 01:31:23.269
[women speaking foreign language]
1362
01:31:23.520 --> 01:31:25.772
Es Brett Blackmore. Bad ass.
1363
01:31:30.110 --> 01:31:32.654
I learned, it's that, this generation
doesn't need a voice, right,
1364
01:31:32.737 --> 01:31:34.322 line:5%
'cause everybody has their own.
1365
01:31:50.213 --> 01:31:52.632
Bret, you've become the voice
of a generation.
1366
01:31:52.876 --> 01:31:54.676
[Brett] I don't know about that,
if there's one thing
1367
01:31:54.759 --> 01:31:55.844
that I've learned it's that
1368
01:31:56.052 --> 01:31:58.096
this generation doesn't need a voice,
right, because...
1369
01:31:59.264 --> 01:32:02.892
-we all have our own.
-Deep thinking for an 18-year-old.
1370
01:32:03.977 --> 01:32:07.647
No, not really. I mean,
it's just the reality of our generation.
1371
01:32:08.857 --> 01:32:10.734
Right? And I'm not just talking
about myself. I mean...
1372
01:32:11.484 --> 01:32:13.903
all these people that are here with us.
These guys, especially.
1373
01:32:14.029 --> 01:32:16.239
These, these are the people
you should be talking to.
1374
01:32:16.614 --> 01:32:19.951
-Seriously, go talk to them.
-You're all creators of the infamous list.
1375
01:32:20.660 --> 01:32:22.829
My guy, you realize
what you've accomplished, right?
1376
01:32:22.912 --> 01:32:25.790
You have done something only a handful
of people have been able to do
1377
01:32:25.915 --> 01:32:28.168
-in over six million years.
-What's that?
1378
01:32:29.210 --> 01:32:32.422
You've gone viral, bro.
Like, you've gone massively viral.
1379
01:32:32.714 --> 01:32:34.340
-I'm proud of you.
-Thanks, man.
1380
01:32:35.842 --> 01:32:38.845
Look, you wanna rep me?
Like, seriously, rep me.
1381
01:32:39.012 --> 01:32:40.680
I'm not standing in this hot sun
for nothing.
1382
01:32:40.764 --> 01:32:42.474
-What's up?
-I need something.
1383
01:32:45.477 --> 01:32:47.562
-Shit, right now?
-Right now.
1384
01:32:47.896 --> 01:32:50.398
-You can!
-Of course, I can! I'm your guy.
1385
01:32:50.523 --> 01:32:52.859
-Let's roll.
-Give me those keys. Come on.
1386
01:32:58.490 --> 01:33:01.576
[woman] All right, girl. Let me check.
Okay? Take this off.
1387
01:33:02.118 --> 01:33:03.703
-You, your hair--
-[man] Boat's on the way.
1388
01:33:03.912 --> 01:33:07.415
Come on, let's go, girls.
Boat's on the way.
1389
01:33:09.459 --> 01:33:12.837
Let's go, girls, important clients.
Boat's on the way.
1390
01:33:18.968 --> 01:33:21.304
Hey. [speaking foreign language]
1391
01:33:23.890 --> 01:33:26.893
She said that it's not that bad.
Just stay with us.
1392
01:33:42.325 --> 01:33:43.493
[woman] You want in this business?
1393
01:33:44.869 --> 01:33:45.995
These are the dues.
1394
01:33:46.746 --> 01:33:50.208
The yacht can be full
of lecherous billionaires or...
1395
01:33:51.084 --> 01:33:53.253
opportunities and stepping stones.
1396
01:33:54.420 --> 01:33:55.421
Your choice.
1397
01:33:59.342 --> 01:34:02.428
No, I've seen this shit before.
This is not what I signed up for.
1398
01:34:02.554 --> 01:34:06.141
But you did sign, so,
you'll need a lawyer to get out.
1399
01:34:10.270 --> 01:34:11.896
You ever just want to say "fuck-it"?
1400
01:34:12.605 --> 01:34:18.945
[chuckles] Me? Every day.
Sometimes every hour.
1401
01:34:20.613 --> 01:34:23.575
Still, your best move?
1402
01:34:25.577 --> 01:34:26.578
Get on the boat.
1403
01:34:49.809 --> 01:34:51.019
Thank you, thank you.
1404
01:35:12.123 --> 01:35:13.875
-Is that it?
-Mm-hmm.
1405
01:35:15.210 --> 01:35:16.878
[blows] When do they come back?
1406
01:35:17.420 --> 01:35:21.049
Morning. Next week.
Some not until October.
1407
01:35:21.758 --> 01:35:23.676
Shit! Shit! Shit.
1408
01:35:24.802 --> 01:35:25.803
Thank you.
1409
01:35:44.197 --> 01:35:45.573
This one is for you?
1410
01:35:46.783 --> 01:35:49.619
Yeah... pretty much.
1411
01:35:51.287 --> 01:35:52.247
There's one every year.
1412
01:36:06.052 --> 01:36:09.722
-What are you doing there?
-Me? I think the question is you?
1413
01:36:11.182 --> 01:36:12.392
I'm chasing my...
1414
01:36:14.769 --> 01:36:16.479
I'm chasing you, really.
1415
01:36:17.647 --> 01:36:20.358
Yeah? How’s that working for you?
1416
01:36:21.025 --> 01:36:22.986
I don't know, you tell me.
1417
01:36:24.279 --> 01:36:25.363
A little stalker-y, maybe?
1418
01:36:26.531 --> 01:36:29.033
Nope. It’s exactly the right amount.
1419
01:36:30.201 --> 01:36:31.953
Good, 'cause something
just brushed up against me
1420
01:36:32.036 --> 01:36:33.621
and I need to get the hell outta here.
1421
01:36:38.960 --> 01:36:41.170
Wait, you didn't really blow off Harvard?
1422
01:36:42.630 --> 01:36:46.009
-I did, yeah.
-That was, like, your dream.
1423
01:36:47.051 --> 01:36:49.554
They asked me if I wanted
to defer for a year.
1424
01:36:49.762 --> 01:36:52.807
-That's awesome.
-I said no.
1425
01:36:54.392 --> 01:36:56.394
-They offered me a scholarship.
-What?
1426
01:36:56.686 --> 01:36:58.062
I said no, again.
1427
01:37:00.415 --> 01:37:01.916
I had to Heimlich my parents on that one.
1428
01:37:01.983 --> 01:37:04.110
-Both of them choking at once, seriously.
-[Kayla] Oh, my God. [chuckling]
1429
01:37:04.319 --> 01:37:05.495
-[Jeffrey gasps]
-[Kristen gasps]
1430
01:37:05.620 --> 01:37:07.905
Then they offered me
a visiting professorship.
1431
01:37:09.324 --> 01:37:11.909
-Like, a guest lecturing kind of thing.
-Oh.
1432
01:37:12.493 --> 01:37:15.955
-I thought that sounded kinda cool.
-Yeah, that's really cool. That's awesome.
1433
01:37:16.414 --> 01:37:17.332
Maybe.
1434
01:37:22.086 --> 01:37:23.629
Sneaking someone into your room?
1435
01:37:25.214 --> 01:37:26.549
Seemed like an overdue idea.
1436
01:37:27.759 --> 01:37:28.718
Really?
1437
01:37:33.890 --> 01:37:36.934
♪ So you wanna stick around? ♪
1438
01:37:39.062 --> 01:37:43.900
♪ So you wanna wait and hold me darling? ♪
1439
01:37:44.442 --> 01:37:45.360
One mistake.
1440
01:37:46.402 --> 01:37:49.447
That's it, really.
And it destroyed everything.
1441
01:37:50.531 --> 01:37:54.035
But through that, I discovered that fear
really is the killer. Sometimes...
1442
01:37:54.911 --> 01:37:57.914
you just got to say
two harmless little words, and--
1443
01:37:59.540 --> 01:38:02.585
♪ I think my eyes are finally open ♪
1444
01:38:02.668 --> 01:38:06.923
[man] In California, the largest single
winning ticket in an American Lotto game
1445
01:38:07.131 --> 01:38:10.343
was turned in by a homeless man today,
Douglas Ebeyer.
1446
01:38:10.551 --> 01:38:14.180
He apparently used an algorithm
to select the winning numbers.
1447
01:38:27.652 --> 01:38:31.072 line:5%
-♪ If I take it back ♪
-[camera shutter clicking]
1448
01:38:32.532 --> 01:38:34.992 line:5%
♪ If I change my mind ♪
1449
01:38:37.495 --> 01:38:40.498 line:5%
♪ I’ll learn from what I lose ♪
1450
01:38:42.708 --> 01:38:48.172
♪ I can only take what’s mine
So you wanna stick around? ♪
1451
01:38:50.425 --> 01:38:54.720
♪ If I let you go could I start over? ♪
1452
01:38:55.763 --> 01:38:59.016 line:5%
♪ Now I'm scared to be alone ♪
1453
01:39:00.518 --> 01:39:04.856 line:5%
♪ Maybe I'm afraid
I'll get much colder ♪
1454
01:39:10.862 --> 01:39:15.658 line:5%
-♪ Sometimes it's more than I can take ♪
-[dog barking]
1455
01:39:16.534 --> 01:39:21.080 line:5%
♪ I try to hold on
Cause I always run away ♪
1456
01:39:21.956 --> 01:39:26.878 line:5%
♪ Just wanna see you
At the end of everyday ♪
1457
01:39:28.045 --> 01:39:33.242
♪ Cause if I lose I'll love you anyway ♪
1458
01:39:36.512 --> 01:39:39.974 line:5%
Oh, oh, oh. I got one, I got one. Ready?
1459
01:39:41.726 --> 01:39:44.270
To sail around the world.
1460
01:39:44.645 --> 01:39:46.272
-[laughs] Yeah, that's a good one.
-It's good.
1461
01:39:46.355 --> 01:39:48.357
Okay, here we go. [clears throat]
1462
01:39:48.900 --> 01:39:52.987
Hit the game winning grand slam
in game seven of the World Series.
1463
01:39:53.070 --> 01:39:55.114
Oh! No, you can't do that.
You can't put that on your list.
1464
01:39:55.239 --> 01:39:58.159
-It defies logic and natural science.
-But it's my list.
1465
01:39:58.367 --> 01:40:01.662
I know, honey, but it's not,
it's not physiologically possible.
1466
01:40:01.996 --> 01:40:03.664
Okay. [clears throat]
1467
01:40:04.499 --> 01:40:07.960
-Go to a nude beach with this one.
-Wait, why is everyone naked?
1468
01:40:09.670 --> 01:40:12.173
I don't feel-- I'm so sorry,
I don't feel comfortable with that.
1469
01:40:12.298 --> 01:40:14.592
-I'm gonna upload that.
-You can delete it, right?
1470
01:40:15.092 --> 01:40:18.304
Done. Phew! [chuckles]
1471
01:40:20.473 --> 01:40:22.350
-[Kristen] It's public.
-I don't care.
1472
01:40:22.475 --> 01:40:23.434
[Kristen] Okay.
1473
01:40:23.768 --> 01:40:25.811
-Oh! That felt so freeing.
-[Kristen] Yeah?
1474
01:40:26.354 --> 01:40:27.563
-Hmm.
-[Kristen] You good?
1475
01:40:27.882 --> 01:40:29.632
Don't think people from work
will see that, do you?
1476
01:40:29.774 --> 01:40:31.150
I think the world will see it.
1477
01:40:31.734 --> 01:40:33.611
-Hold, hold on. There--
-Oh, Jesus.
1478
01:40:33.694 --> 01:40:34.737
-No, no, no, no.
-Okay.
1479
01:40:34.820 --> 01:40:37.114
-Call Brett, call Brett.
-Oh, no, no, no. Call Brett.
1480
01:40:38.407 --> 01:40:42.453 line:5%
["Shake And Shout' by Turf Club playing]
1481
01:40:51.462 --> 01:40:56.676 line:5%
♪ I'm driving through the long day
Singing every song I know ♪
1482
01:40:58.469 --> 01:41:02.098
♪ Yeah, it's your phone
That's my favorite song, hello ♪
1483
01:41:03.057 --> 01:41:05.184
♪ I used to think the wrong way ♪
1484
01:41:05.935 --> 01:41:08.396
♪ Like I'd be better on my own ♪
1485
01:41:09.188 --> 01:41:11.232
Where'd you get this?
Is it on? Is there a light?
1486
01:41:11.357 --> 01:41:12.316
-Yes, it's on!
-Something?
1487
01:41:12.483 --> 01:41:13.818
No, there's no light. It's daylight.
1488
01:41:14.026 --> 01:41:15.820
-You're ready? Three...
-I mean a light on the camera.
1489
01:41:15.945 --> 01:41:16.988
...two...
1490
01:41:17.530 --> 01:41:19.033
Babe, it's a video. It's not a picture.
1491
01:41:19.183 --> 01:41:20.575
♪ You make me wanna shake, shake, shake ♪
1492
01:41:20.852 --> 01:41:23.427 line:5%
♪ Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
And shout it ♪
1493
01:41:24.704 --> 01:41:29.000
♪ You make me wanna wait, wait, wait
Wait, wait around it ♪
1494
01:41:30.585 --> 01:41:36.257
♪ If the whole world gets down
On the love I found ♪
1495
01:41:36.507 --> 01:41:38.384
♪ You make me wanna shake, shake, shake ♪
1496
01:41:38.467 --> 01:41:41.137
♪ Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
And shout it ♪
1497
01:41:42.638 --> 01:41:44.307
♪ I wanna shake ♪
1498
01:41:50.313 --> 01:41:55.526
♪ Your love is like a mountain
I had to climb the whole way up ♪
1499
01:41:57.486 --> 01:42:01.324
♪ And I guess that now
That I won't look down, I'm stuck ♪
1500
01:42:02.199 --> 01:42:07.163
♪ It's brighter than a hot day
Enough to light the moonlight up ♪
1501
01:42:09.081 --> 01:42:11.417
♪ And I won't turn down
No, I can't scream loud ♪
1502
01:42:11.876 --> 01:42:13.586
♪ You make me wanna shake, shake, shake ♪
1503
01:42:13.669 --> 01:42:16.172
♪ shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
And shout it ♪
1504
01:42:17.298 --> 01:42:22.053
♪ You make me wanna wait, wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait around it ♪
1505
01:42:23.846 --> 01:42:29.268
♪ If the whole world gets down
On the love I found ♪
1506
01:42:29.602 --> 01:42:31.270
♪ You make me wanna shake, shake, shake ♪
1507
01:42:31.354 --> 01:42:34.482
♪ shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
And shout it ♪
1508
01:42:35.900 --> 01:42:40.196
♪ I wanna shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake and shout it ♪
1509
01:42:41.822 --> 01:42:43.407
♪ I wanna shake! ♪