WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02.280 --> 00:00:05.720 (crickets chirping) 3 00:00:05.720 --> 00:00:08.637 (fake rock clacks) 4 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:12.307 --> 00:00:14.807 (key jangles) 6 00:00:41.891 --> 00:00:45.019 (dog barks) 7 00:00:45.019 --> 00:00:47.852 (engine whirring) 8 00:01:01.809 --> 00:01:03.976 (chewing) 9 00:01:08.621 --> 00:01:11.704 (upbeat dance music) 10 00:01:23.140 --> 00:01:24.647 (car alarm beeping) 11 00:01:24.647 --> 00:01:27.647 (crickets chirping) 12 00:02:21.138 --> 00:02:24.066 (thumping) 13 00:02:24.066 --> 00:02:26.233 (chewing) 14 00:03:00.739 --> 00:03:02.989 (scraping) 15 00:03:06.079 --> 00:03:08.579 (lock clicks) 16 00:03:26.847 --> 00:03:28.930 (sniffs) 17 00:03:30.298 --> 00:03:32.298 (sighs) 18 00:03:41.228 --> 00:03:43.311 (sniffs) 19 00:04:02.376 --> 00:04:04.376 (sighs) 20 00:04:09.927 --> 00:04:12.010 (groans) 21 00:04:13.607 --> 00:04:14.990 (clanking) 22 00:04:14.990 --> 00:04:17.253 - [Karl Voiceover] What happened to this country? 23 00:04:17.253 --> 00:04:19.450 It used to be beautiful women of childbearing age 24 00:04:19.450 --> 00:04:21.303 wanted a stud like me. 25 00:04:22.420 --> 00:04:25.753 Now, they want beta male cucks and wimps. 26 00:04:28.347 --> 00:04:29.450 It used to be you could work hard 27 00:04:29.450 --> 00:04:31.003 and make something of yourself. 28 00:04:34.270 --> 00:04:38.453 Now, you're better off on the dole, a burden to society. 29 00:04:45.034 --> 00:04:46.100 (bottle clinks) 30 00:04:46.100 --> 00:04:48.080 - Excuse me, oh! 31 00:04:48.080 --> 00:04:49.480 Can you please recycle that? 32 00:04:50.408 --> 00:04:51.241 - That's gonna end up 33 00:04:51.241 --> 00:04:52.074 in landfill somewhere. - It used to be 34 00:04:52.074 --> 00:04:53.813 a man could be a man. 35 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:57.150 - Nowadays, you're lucky to afford the rent 36 00:04:57.150 --> 00:04:59.290 on a postage stamp apartment. 37 00:04:59.290 --> 00:05:01.120 Everyone got too greedy. 38 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:02.610 Everyone has their hand out, 39 00:05:02.610 --> 00:05:06.380 women, blacks, chicos, queers, he-she's, 40 00:05:06.380 --> 00:05:09.330 geezers, cripples, you name it, all of 'em. 41 00:05:09.330 --> 00:05:11.960 They just take, take, take until a man, 42 00:05:11.960 --> 00:05:14.560 a man like me doesn't know how to be a man anymore. 43 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:16.730 The whole order of society is crumbling, 44 00:05:16.730 --> 00:05:17.790 and the only ones who can fix it 45 00:05:17.790 --> 00:05:21.680 get the shaft day after day after day after day. 46 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:24.870 And the cucks, they just wanna give it all away. 47 00:05:26.220 --> 00:05:30.286 Sometimes, I think I'm the last white man alive. 48 00:05:30.286 --> 00:05:32.953 (ominous music) 49 00:05:44.993 --> 00:05:45.920 - [Man on TV] Well, that's not fun. 50 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:47.950 I'm thinking our guys on the road in a blowout. 51 00:05:47.950 --> 00:05:50.010 Philadelphia 120, Boston 99. 52 00:05:50.010 --> 00:05:51.930 Star of the game, Robert Covington. 53 00:05:51.930 --> 00:05:53.730 - [Man On TV] Certainly a bold prediction, Rance, 54 00:05:53.730 --> 00:05:55.740 and one that I sure hope comes true. 55 00:05:55.740 --> 00:05:56.800 - [Man on TV] It will, stayed tuned. 56 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:58.270 Opening tip off is coming up next 57 00:05:58.270 --> 00:05:59.741 right here on local TV sports. 58 00:05:59.741 --> 00:06:02.863 (dramatic theme music) 59 00:06:02.863 --> 00:06:04.780 - [Announcer On TV] Channel 9 Active News. 60 00:06:04.780 --> 00:06:06.790 South Jersey's most trusted source 61 00:06:06.790 --> 00:06:09.260 for the news that matters most with Daphne-- 62 00:06:09.260 --> 00:06:11.182 - We're not gonna watch the game? 63 00:06:11.182 --> 00:06:12.015 - Eh. 64 00:06:17.919 --> 00:06:21.040 - [Man On TV] For all you need to know, stay Channel 9-- 65 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:23.680 - I'm gonna watch the game in my room. 66 00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:25.560 - [Daphne] Good evening, I'm Daphne Gaberdine. 67 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:28.843 Tonight, our top story, a boy and a frog. 68 00:06:28.843 --> 00:06:32.176 Our roving reporter Chip Saxton has the-- 69 00:06:39.638 --> 00:06:42.296 - [Announcer On TV] And we are running tonight. 70 00:06:42.296 --> 00:06:45.379 (muffled TV chatter) 71 00:06:46.677 --> 00:06:49.260 (gentle music) 72 00:07:24.394 --> 00:07:26.977 (bell ringing) 73 00:07:28.531 --> 00:07:31.289 (shoes squeaking) 74 00:07:31.289 --> 00:07:33.956 (phone ringing) 75 00:07:37.586 --> 00:07:39.220 - Goomba's Pizza. 76 00:07:39.220 --> 00:07:40.370 For pickup or delivery? 77 00:07:42.430 --> 00:07:43.923 Okay, go ahead. 78 00:07:46.171 --> 00:07:48.171 (sighs) 79 00:07:49.350 --> 00:07:52.283 Okay, so that'll be two extra larges. 80 00:07:53.257 --> 00:07:55.823 - (sighs) Ah, man. 81 00:07:57.120 --> 00:07:59.550 - [Pizza Employee] For both, or do you want 82 00:07:59.550 --> 00:08:01.500 different toppings on the second pizza? 83 00:08:02.820 --> 00:08:05.450 We have jalapenos, we have onions. 84 00:08:05.450 --> 00:08:07.910 (heavy sigh) 85 00:08:07.910 --> 00:08:10.033 That would be a deluxe pizza, okay. 86 00:08:11.140 --> 00:08:12.313 - I don't know, Vin. 87 00:08:13.286 --> 00:08:14.119 I just... 88 00:08:16.410 --> 00:08:19.260 I don't know, I feel like I was born in the wrong decade. 89 00:08:21.690 --> 00:08:22.990 - I felt like that before. 90 00:08:24.870 --> 00:08:26.630 - Yeah, it just seems like it's hard for a guy 91 00:08:26.630 --> 00:08:28.410 to get a fair shake anymore. 92 00:08:28.410 --> 00:08:29.243 - [Pizza Employee] If we don't deliver 93 00:08:29.243 --> 00:08:31.623 in 30 minutes or less, then the pizza will be free. 94 00:08:33.740 --> 00:08:35.540 Yeah, all right, thanks for calling. 95 00:08:36.538 --> 00:08:39.371 (shoes squeaking) 96 00:08:46.770 --> 00:08:49.530 - Listen, Karl, you gotta... 97 00:08:51.810 --> 00:08:54.110 Look, I like having you work for me, 98 00:08:54.110 --> 00:08:56.483 but you gotta get a better job than this. 99 00:08:57.810 --> 00:08:58.950 You got your degree, don't you? 100 00:08:58.950 --> 00:09:00.943 - Yeah, business administration. 101 00:09:02.300 --> 00:09:04.550 - You should be managing an office somewhere. 102 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:09.510 You shouldn't be no pizza jockey living off tips. 103 00:09:09.510 --> 00:09:10.663 You're pushing 30. 104 00:09:12.066 --> 00:09:14.223 All my other guys, they're in school. 105 00:09:16.040 --> 00:09:18.780 You don't wanna be living with your mom forever, do ya? 106 00:09:18.780 --> 00:09:20.710 - That's what I'm saying, Vin. 107 00:09:20.710 --> 00:09:23.520 Having a degree doesn't guarantee anything anymore, 108 00:09:23.520 --> 00:09:25.020 not like when you were my age. 109 00:09:27.540 --> 00:09:29.800 - Son, nothing is guaranteed to no one, 110 00:09:29.800 --> 00:09:32.301 never has been, never will be. 111 00:09:32.301 --> 00:09:34.050 That's what Reagan used to preach, 112 00:09:34.050 --> 00:09:36.360 personal responsibility. 113 00:09:36.360 --> 00:09:38.263 You want something, you gotta take it. 114 00:09:42.580 --> 00:09:44.610 Listen, if you wanna get outta here in time, 115 00:09:44.610 --> 00:09:46.710 you better go out back and clean the mats. 116 00:09:52.300 --> 00:09:53.210 - [Karl Voiceover] Even a guy like Vinnie 117 00:09:53.210 --> 00:09:55.670 doesn't understand how things are today, 118 00:09:55.670 --> 00:09:59.150 doesn't understand how you get the squeeze from all sides, 119 00:09:59.150 --> 00:10:01.090 doesn't understand how a girl like Lindsey 120 00:10:01.090 --> 00:10:03.563 would rather go out with a beta than a real man. 121 00:10:06.070 --> 00:10:08.820 (sighs) Lindsey. 122 00:10:09.893 --> 00:10:12.560 (ominous music) 123 00:10:16.292 --> 00:10:19.292 (car alarm beeping) 124 00:11:31.052 --> 00:11:34.900 (scoffs) College, warping the minds our youth, 125 00:11:34.900 --> 00:11:37.460 getting it so everyone is so mixed up they can't even see 126 00:11:37.460 --> 00:11:39.823 when everything they want is right in front of them. 127 00:11:47.640 --> 00:11:52.330 Lindsey comes here every day to expand her mind, 128 00:11:52.330 --> 00:11:55.420 but she's just getting brainwashed in an echo chamber. 129 00:11:55.420 --> 00:11:57.280 That's why she left me. 130 00:11:57.280 --> 00:11:59.410 That's why she won't text me back. 131 00:11:59.410 --> 00:12:01.693 It's more than a garden variety shit-test. 132 00:12:03.020 --> 00:12:04.393 She wants someone weak. 133 00:12:05.890 --> 00:12:07.343 I'm too strong for her. 134 00:12:08.890 --> 00:12:11.003 I need a woman who wants a real man. 135 00:12:13.470 --> 00:12:15.810 Third-wave feminism is bullshit, 136 00:12:15.810 --> 00:12:18.360 just man-hating dikes who wanna castrate their men 137 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:19.240 before they peg them. 138 00:12:19.240 --> 00:12:21.800 She needs to change, not me. 139 00:12:21.800 --> 00:12:24.510 The whole world needs to go back to the way it was. 140 00:12:24.510 --> 00:12:27.150 Lindsey can get with the program or be left behind. 141 00:12:27.150 --> 00:12:28.920 They broke the promises. 142 00:12:28.920 --> 00:12:31.247 If you went to college, you were supposed to get a good job. 143 00:12:31.247 --> 00:12:33.610 If you got a good job, you were supposed to be able 144 00:12:33.610 --> 00:12:36.560 to earn a living, buy a house, get a dog, 145 00:12:36.560 --> 00:12:38.740 get a wife, have some kids. 146 00:12:38.740 --> 00:12:40.858 You were supposed to be happy. 147 00:12:40.858 --> 00:12:43.258 A chicken in the pot and two cars in the garage. 148 00:12:44.200 --> 00:12:48.340 The American dream, and now it's gone. 149 00:12:48.340 --> 00:12:50.670 They're so worried about helping the disenfranchised, 150 00:12:50.670 --> 00:12:52.800 they disenfranchised everyone else. 151 00:12:52.800 --> 00:12:54.403 There isn't enough to go around. 152 00:12:55.680 --> 00:12:57.983 And now I'm on the outside looking in. 153 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:08.250 (knocking) 154 00:13:24.325 --> 00:13:26.908 - [Buff Guy] what's the damage? 155 00:13:27.930 --> 00:13:30.943 - Uh, 25.72. 156 00:13:52.380 --> 00:13:53.630 - Just give me four back. 157 00:14:07.090 --> 00:14:09.250 - [Karl] 28 cents is all I'm worth 158 00:14:09.250 --> 00:14:10.603 to filth like that? 159 00:14:12.275 --> 00:14:14.520 The fabric of society has eroded so much 160 00:14:14.520 --> 00:14:18.340 that a man like me has to bend the knee to the likes of him, 161 00:14:18.340 --> 00:14:19.743 all for a pittance. 162 00:14:20.619 --> 00:14:23.020 The scumbag is probably on the dole, too. 163 00:14:23.020 --> 00:14:24.300 Motherfucker can't afford a tip, 164 00:14:24.300 --> 00:14:26.410 he shouldn't be ordering delivery. 165 00:14:26.410 --> 00:14:29.110 Just another drain on society. 166 00:14:29.110 --> 00:14:30.950 If he worked half as hard on getting a job 167 00:14:30.950 --> 00:14:32.510 as he works on his pecs, 168 00:14:32.510 --> 00:14:36.307 he could actually contribute something to the world. 169 00:14:44.434 --> 00:14:47.376 Son of a bitch just tipped me 28 cents. 170 00:14:47.376 --> 00:14:51.043 - Jesus, Karl, you scared the shit outta me. 171 00:15:01.234 --> 00:15:02.860 - The son of a bitch just tipped me 28 cents. 172 00:15:02.860 --> 00:15:07.190 - Yeah, I hate when that happens. 173 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:16.433 Jesus. 174 00:15:20.985 --> 00:15:21.818 - [Karl] Braden, Braden? 175 00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:26.212 What are you doing tonight? 176 00:15:26.212 --> 00:15:30.080 - (sighs) Nothing, I'm just going home. 177 00:15:30.080 --> 00:15:32.110 - You're not doing anything? 178 00:15:32.110 --> 00:15:34.430 Friday night, a young guy like you, huh? 179 00:15:34.430 --> 00:15:35.263 - Look, 180 00:15:38.070 --> 00:15:41.520 yeah, okay, I'm going to a party, 181 00:15:41.520 --> 00:15:42.920 but I can't bring you, Karl. 182 00:15:44.595 --> 00:15:46.750 - I mean, that's fine, I didn't wanna go anyway. 183 00:15:46.750 --> 00:15:48.580 I'm just making conversation. 184 00:15:48.580 --> 00:15:52.870 - Look, listen, last time, some of the girls 185 00:15:52.870 --> 00:15:54.200 said you made them feel uncomfortable. 186 00:15:54.200 --> 00:15:56.063 - What? - Yeah. 187 00:15:57.070 --> 00:15:58.673 And if I'm being honest, 188 00:16:00.014 --> 00:16:02.064 you make me feel uncomfortable, too, man. 189 00:16:03.049 --> 00:16:03.882 I'm sorry. 190 00:16:08.903 --> 00:16:10.903 - [Karl Voiceover] Cuck. 191 00:16:12.634 --> 00:16:15.301 (ominous music) 192 00:16:32.060 --> 00:16:33.180 - [Announcer on TV] Milwaukee's struggling tonight 193 00:16:33.180 --> 00:16:34.436 without the Greek Freak. 194 00:16:34.436 --> 00:16:38.845 Philadelphia needs to take advantage of that. 195 00:16:38.845 --> 00:16:41.075 And now Milwaukee moves the ball up court. 196 00:16:41.075 --> 00:16:43.242 (snoring) 197 00:16:47.052 --> 00:16:49.614 Nothing but net. - Defensive breakdown, Tom. 198 00:16:49.614 --> 00:16:50.720 Nothing else to it. 199 00:16:50.720 --> 00:16:53.303 (loud snoring) 200 00:17:27.036 --> 00:17:32.036 (gentle music) (crickets chirping) 201 00:17:37.972 --> 00:17:40.139 (chewing) 202 00:17:50.165 --> 00:17:53.332 (car engine whirring) 203 00:18:17.392 --> 00:18:20.225 (stairs creaking) 204 00:18:56.768 --> 00:19:00.018 (garage door whirring) 205 00:19:08.692 --> 00:19:11.692 (car alarm beeping) 206 00:19:17.452 --> 00:19:20.452 (car alarm beeping) 207 00:19:26.512 --> 00:19:28.679 (sighing) 208 00:19:32.480 --> 00:19:35.063 (gentle music) 209 00:20:00.050 --> 00:20:01.860 - How's it hanging, Vin? 210 00:20:01.860 --> 00:20:03.180 - Dragging on the floor, pal. 211 00:20:03.180 --> 00:20:04.013 How about you? 212 00:20:04.013 --> 00:20:05.810 - Yeah, I'm feeling fantastic. 213 00:20:05.810 --> 00:20:06.643 - That's good to hear. 214 00:20:06.643 --> 00:20:08.250 You been so down in the dumps lately. 215 00:20:08.250 --> 00:20:10.140 - Yeah, I've been having problems with my girl. 216 00:20:10.140 --> 00:20:11.640 - I figured as much. 217 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:14.190 Only one thing can get a guy that upset is a woman. 218 00:20:15.140 --> 00:20:16.750 You work it all out? 219 00:20:16.750 --> 00:20:18.333 - Not yet, but I got a plan. 220 00:20:19.730 --> 00:20:20.563 - Yeah? 221 00:20:23.110 --> 00:20:27.030 - I'm gonna do a grand romantic gesture. 222 00:20:27.030 --> 00:20:28.520 - That's great, kid. 223 00:20:28.520 --> 00:20:30.313 Unfreeze that frigid bitch. 224 00:20:31.930 --> 00:20:32.763 (chuckling) 225 00:20:32.763 --> 00:20:33.940 - Any advice? 226 00:20:33.940 --> 00:20:36.743 - [Vinnie] The only thing I can say is be persistent. 227 00:20:37.790 --> 00:20:39.793 Don't give up, just keep at it. 228 00:20:40.740 --> 00:20:43.933 The only time I ever got hung up on a broad was Phyllis. 229 00:20:46.460 --> 00:20:47.880 - [Karl Voiceover] Persistence. 230 00:20:47.880 --> 00:20:49.640 Never quitting. 231 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:50.570 The cucks don't get it. 232 00:20:50.570 --> 00:20:53.260 They're too caught up in giving away everything they've got. 233 00:20:53.260 --> 00:20:55.310 That's not the American way. 234 00:20:55.310 --> 00:20:57.340 It's like Vin said, when you want something, 235 00:20:57.340 --> 00:20:58.453 you gotta take it. 236 00:21:22.202 --> 00:21:24.369 (moaning) 237 00:21:45.590 --> 00:21:48.257 (ominous music) 238 00:21:56.754 --> 00:21:59.754 (crickets chirping) 239 00:22:24.093 --> 00:22:26.260 (chewing) 240 00:22:27.452 --> 00:22:30.119 (ominous music) 241 00:22:59.208 --> 00:23:01.375 - [Connor] See ya, Braden. 242 00:23:02.252 --> 00:23:03.085 (clearing throat) 243 00:23:03.085 --> 00:23:05.370 - So I finally broke up with Lindsey for good. 244 00:23:07.770 --> 00:23:09.030 - What? 245 00:23:09.030 --> 00:23:10.630 - Yeah, yeah, it's a real shame, 246 00:23:10.630 --> 00:23:13.350 'cause she was a real hellcat in the sack. 247 00:23:13.350 --> 00:23:14.680 But she was way too clingy, 248 00:23:14.680 --> 00:23:16.430 always needing to know where I was 249 00:23:16.430 --> 00:23:18.490 and what I was doing all the time. 250 00:23:18.490 --> 00:23:21.720 I can't be chained down, so I threw her over. 251 00:23:21.720 --> 00:23:26.210 - Dude, are you serious? - of course. 252 00:23:26.210 --> 00:23:28.570 I know guys like you probably wouldn't understand, 253 00:23:28.570 --> 00:23:30.790 giving the boot to a prime piece of tail like Lindsey, 254 00:23:30.790 --> 00:23:33.713 but guys like me, we do it all the time. 255 00:23:35.494 --> 00:23:37.744 (laughing) 256 00:23:43.086 --> 00:23:48.086 - Dude, dude, Lindsey broke up with you 257 00:23:49.630 --> 00:23:51.137 like six months ago. 258 00:23:53.646 --> 00:23:55.252 Wait till we tell her. 259 00:23:55.252 --> 00:23:57.502 (laughing) 260 00:24:06.860 --> 00:24:07.693 Woo! 261 00:24:11.814 --> 00:24:14.647 (shoes squeaking) 262 00:24:24.470 --> 00:24:26.823 - Grand romantic gesture didn't work out, son? 263 00:24:30.760 --> 00:24:32.010 - She's sort of stubborn. 264 00:24:33.380 --> 00:24:35.573 I mean, it's like you said, you gotta be persistent. 265 00:24:37.620 --> 00:24:40.220 I'm already planning my next grand romantic gesture. 266 00:24:41.830 --> 00:24:43.680 - Maybe this one is better to let go. 267 00:24:45.310 --> 00:24:48.077 - No, no, I don't think so, mm-mm. 268 00:24:53.160 --> 00:24:55.880 - Hey, look, kid, we got an order up 269 00:24:55.880 --> 00:25:00.180 from 1100 Fishpond, apartment 235. 270 00:25:00.180 --> 00:25:01.860 You taking it? - I got it. 271 00:25:01.860 --> 00:25:04.380 - No, no, I want Karl to take it. 272 00:25:04.380 --> 00:25:06.470 - I got this one. - Sit down and shut up. 273 00:25:06.470 --> 00:25:07.453 Karl's taking it. 274 00:25:10.710 --> 00:25:11.580 Go ahead, kid. 275 00:25:16.386 --> 00:25:19.053 (ominous music) 276 00:25:35.962 --> 00:25:38.212 (knocking) 277 00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:44.023 - Hi, how're you doing? 278 00:25:50.527 --> 00:25:52.633 - Uh, it's 16.37. 279 00:25:57.470 --> 00:25:59.103 - Keep the change, thanks. 280 00:26:01.530 --> 00:26:03.380 - Tell me about your feminist agenda. 281 00:26:05.770 --> 00:26:06.603 - What? 282 00:26:11.490 --> 00:26:13.783 Oh, (laughing) the shirt. 283 00:26:16.889 --> 00:26:19.250 - Yeah, I'd very much like to hear about that. 284 00:26:19.250 --> 00:26:20.550 - Maybe some other time. 285 00:26:24.466 --> 00:26:27.133 (door creaking) 286 00:26:33.946 --> 00:26:36.613 (ominous music) 287 00:27:40.262 --> 00:27:42.854 (rifle firing) 288 00:27:42.854 --> 00:27:45.104 (knocking) 289 00:27:46.760 --> 00:27:48.793 - Hi. - Hello. 290 00:28:02.866 --> 00:28:05.116 (laughing) 291 00:28:06.650 --> 00:28:07.883 How much? 292 00:28:09.020 --> 00:28:09.853 - Oh, 10.85. 293 00:28:16.010 --> 00:28:17.733 - [Keisha] You can keep the change. 294 00:28:18.909 --> 00:28:20.353 - You sure? - Yeah. 295 00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:36.960 Well, until next time. 296 00:28:41.738 --> 00:28:42.571 - Yeah. 297 00:28:46.688 --> 00:28:49.938 (footsteps retreating) 298 00:28:57.310 --> 00:29:00.310 (crickets chirping) 299 00:30:05.986 --> 00:30:08.569 (key jangling) 300 00:30:12.482 --> 00:30:15.565 (car engine roaring) 301 00:30:25.682 --> 00:30:26.515 (Karl chuckling) 302 00:30:26.515 --> 00:30:27.690 - Hey. 303 00:30:27.690 --> 00:30:29.540 - You've been ordering a lotta takeout this week. 304 00:30:29.540 --> 00:30:31.073 - Yeah, I wonder why. 305 00:30:33.010 --> 00:30:34.943 - Best pizza and sandwiches around. 306 00:30:36.490 --> 00:30:38.540 - Handsomest delivery driver around, too. 307 00:30:39.902 --> 00:30:42.235 (chuckling) 308 00:30:43.081 --> 00:30:47.123 - It's 16.21 for the pizza. 309 00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:49.473 - Keep it. 310 00:30:51.170 --> 00:30:52.133 See you tomorrow? 311 00:30:53.090 --> 00:30:54.623 - No, I'm day shift tomorrow. 312 00:30:55.530 --> 00:30:56.363 - Oh! 313 00:30:58.890 --> 00:31:01.203 Well, maybe we can meet up somewhere? 314 00:31:09.902 --> 00:31:12.610 - (stammering) I already have plans. 315 00:31:12.610 --> 00:31:13.780 - Yeah, okay. - Sorry. 316 00:31:13.780 --> 00:31:15.890 - No, no worries. - Maybe another time. 317 00:31:15.890 --> 00:31:18.733 - Okay, sure. - Mm-hmm, right. 318 00:31:21.800 --> 00:31:24.333 Yeah, okay, right, oh god. 319 00:31:41.370 --> 00:31:44.203 (shoes squeaking) 320 00:31:52.390 --> 00:31:55.580 - 1100 Fishpond, apartment 235 321 00:31:55.580 --> 00:31:57.733 has been ordering from us a lot this week. 322 00:32:00.650 --> 00:32:01.750 Three nights in a row. 323 00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:07.510 Last night she asked if the same driver was on 324 00:32:07.510 --> 00:32:08.763 as the night before. 325 00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:17.370 I think maybe you got a new one on the hook, Karl. 326 00:32:17.370 --> 00:32:18.463 Is she a looker? 327 00:32:19.890 --> 00:32:21.090 - Yeah, she's beautiful. 328 00:32:24.260 --> 00:32:25.700 - She's waiting for you to make a move. 329 00:32:25.700 --> 00:32:28.073 - She asked me out last night. - All right! 330 00:32:29.174 --> 00:32:30.007 (laughing) 331 00:32:30.007 --> 00:32:31.857 - No, I told her I already had plans. 332 00:32:33.362 --> 00:32:34.195 - Why? 333 00:32:38.834 --> 00:32:40.334 Why? 334 00:32:40.334 --> 00:32:42.480 (stammering) 335 00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:43.440 - She's... 336 00:32:45.610 --> 00:32:48.157 She's black. 337 00:32:48.157 --> 00:32:49.190 (laughing) 338 00:32:49.190 --> 00:32:52.440 - Son, there ain't nothing wrong with a little jungle fever. 339 00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:54.413 You said she was beautiful. - Yeah. 340 00:32:55.390 --> 00:32:57.900 - She tip? - Generously. 341 00:32:57.900 --> 00:32:59.650 - So what's the difference? 342 00:33:00.933 --> 00:33:02.330 - What if it's true what they say? 343 00:33:02.330 --> 00:33:06.293 What if once you go black, you never go back? 344 00:33:06.293 --> 00:33:08.543 (laughing) 345 00:33:10.020 --> 00:33:11.733 - Do I have a jungle bunny wife? 346 00:33:13.570 --> 00:33:16.690 - No. - So there you go. 347 00:33:16.690 --> 00:33:19.100 I used to run around with black broads 348 00:33:19.100 --> 00:33:20.913 all the time back in the day. 349 00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:27.623 Black girls, white powder, Reaganomics, that was the '80s. 350 00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:32.790 Now I got a white wife, and I don't do anything harder 351 00:33:32.790 --> 00:33:35.273 than a glass of Johnny Walker now and then. 352 00:33:38.435 --> 00:33:39.793 But the economy is shit. 353 00:33:41.250 --> 00:33:42.483 Win some, lose some. 354 00:33:43.700 --> 00:33:47.183 Anyway, next time you deliver to her, make your move. 355 00:33:55.277 --> 00:33:56.110 - Fuck. 356 00:33:56.110 --> 00:33:58.360 (knocking) 357 00:34:03.230 --> 00:34:04.583 - Ooh, are these for me? 358 00:34:06.570 --> 00:34:09.520 - Kevin, I told you I had it. 359 00:34:09.520 --> 00:34:11.723 Hi. - Is this him? 360 00:34:12.710 --> 00:34:15.010 You're right, he looks like a fine hunk a man. 361 00:34:17.130 --> 00:34:19.851 - I'm sorry, I didn't know you had a husband. 362 00:34:19.851 --> 00:34:22.633 - (laughing) No. 363 00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:27.790 - Look, I'm really flattered, but I'm not into swinging, 364 00:34:27.790 --> 00:34:28.963 so. - What? 365 00:34:29.940 --> 00:34:33.140 No, no, we're not married, we're just friends. 366 00:34:33.140 --> 00:34:35.180 - Friends? - Yeah. 367 00:34:35.180 --> 00:34:37.570 - Look, I'm more likely to be your husband than hers. 368 00:34:37.570 --> 00:34:38.403 - Stop. 369 00:34:40.570 --> 00:34:43.543 - That'll be 29.16. - Ooh, all business. 370 00:34:48.210 --> 00:34:50.343 - Here, you can keep that. - Thanks. 371 00:34:52.950 --> 00:34:54.063 - Are those for me? 372 00:34:55.902 --> 00:34:58.069 - (sighs) 373 00:34:59.741 --> 00:35:00.908 Yeah. - Thanks. 374 00:35:01.809 --> 00:35:04.059 (laughing) 375 00:35:10.600 --> 00:35:14.560 - Do you maybe wanna go out sometime? 376 00:35:14.560 --> 00:35:15.773 - I'm free tomorrow. 377 00:35:17.510 --> 00:35:19.273 - I'll pick you up at eight. - Okay. 378 00:35:21.330 --> 00:35:22.693 Wait. - Yes. 379 00:35:23.530 --> 00:35:25.390 - I don't know your name. 380 00:35:25.390 --> 00:35:29.330 - It's Karl, Karl Gordon. 381 00:35:29.330 --> 00:35:30.770 - Keisha Booker. 382 00:35:30.770 --> 00:35:33.293 Nice to officially meet you, Karl, Karl Gordon. 383 00:35:37.285 --> 00:35:40.535 (footsteps retreating) 384 00:35:48.865 --> 00:35:50.980 - He's a bit of a stiff. 385 00:35:50.980 --> 00:35:53.513 - Yeah, but in a cute way. 386 00:35:54.960 --> 00:35:59.313 - You and your projects. - Oh, it's not a project. 387 00:36:03.570 --> 00:36:05.860 - [Karl Voiceover] Keisha Booker. 388 00:36:05.860 --> 00:36:06.693 Keisha. 389 00:36:07.870 --> 00:36:08.703 Keisha. 390 00:36:10.160 --> 00:36:11.793 Keisha and Karl. 391 00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:14.280 Karl and Keisha. 392 00:36:16.507 --> 00:36:18.657 The Kevin situation could fuck this all up. 393 00:36:19.661 --> 00:36:20.940 She's a twofer. 394 00:36:20.940 --> 00:36:24.740 She's a woman, she's a black, on top of that, a homo friend. 395 00:36:24.740 --> 00:36:27.603 A big beefy homo friend that wants to fuck me. 396 00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:31.023 Ha! Let him try it. 397 00:36:55.105 --> 00:36:57.272 (chewing) 398 00:37:15.249 --> 00:37:17.832 (key jangling) 399 00:37:42.207 --> 00:37:45.027 (door creaking) 400 00:37:45.027 --> 00:37:46.350 (Keisha chuckling) 401 00:37:46.350 --> 00:37:47.183 - Well, hi. 402 00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:52.633 - Howdy. 403 00:37:54.180 --> 00:37:56.285 - What, no flowers? 404 00:37:56.285 --> 00:37:57.118 (Karl stammering) 405 00:37:57.118 --> 00:38:00.130 Karl, relax, I'm just joking. 406 00:38:00.130 --> 00:38:02.380 (laughing) 407 00:38:11.390 --> 00:38:12.950 - Well, after you, milady. 408 00:38:20.578 --> 00:38:21.661 - Oh, thanks. 409 00:38:34.940 --> 00:38:37.130 Don't you think we're a little over dressed 410 00:38:37.130 --> 00:38:38.140 for a pizza parlor? 411 00:38:38.140 --> 00:38:39.950 - Oh, nonsense. 412 00:38:39.950 --> 00:38:41.490 Besides, I thought Goomba's was your favorite. 413 00:38:41.490 --> 00:38:44.303 - Karl, I only kept ordering to see you. 414 00:39:06.080 --> 00:39:08.540 You know, I'm a third cousin 415 00:39:08.540 --> 00:39:11.156 to future president Cory Booker. 416 00:39:11.156 --> 00:39:13.803 - Oh, I didn't vote for him. (chuckles) 417 00:39:14.966 --> 00:39:15.953 Oh, sorry. 418 00:39:17.230 --> 00:39:18.520 - I'm kidding. 419 00:39:18.520 --> 00:39:20.963 You don't have to be so nervous, Karl, relax. 420 00:39:32.190 --> 00:39:34.020 So are you in school or... 421 00:39:35.090 --> 00:39:39.063 - No, I graduated in 2012, business administration. 422 00:39:39.950 --> 00:39:42.803 - Oh, well, why don't you pursue that? 423 00:39:43.642 --> 00:39:46.127 - I mean, the job market's so bad. 424 00:39:46.127 --> 00:39:47.570 - Oh, I know what you mean. 425 00:39:47.570 --> 00:39:50.940 I went to school for film, got out, and there were no jobs, 426 00:39:50.940 --> 00:39:52.740 nothing in South Jersey anyway. 427 00:39:52.740 --> 00:39:54.000 - So what is it you do? 428 00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:56.130 - I'm the Director of Community Relations 429 00:39:56.130 --> 00:39:58.480 and Brand Awareness for Fleminger Direct Media. 430 00:40:00.322 --> 00:40:02.380 - Fleminger? - Yeah. 431 00:40:02.380 --> 00:40:04.250 We do marketing and advertising 432 00:40:04.250 --> 00:40:06.720 for pharmaceutical companies. 433 00:40:06.720 --> 00:40:08.500 I kinda lucked into it. 434 00:40:08.500 --> 00:40:10.213 I had a friend there, Kevin. 435 00:40:13.790 --> 00:40:15.430 - How fortuitous. (chuckles) 436 00:40:15.430 --> 00:40:17.093 - Yeah, I guess I'm doing okay. 437 00:40:33.020 --> 00:40:35.453 They might need people with your degree there. 438 00:40:36.760 --> 00:40:38.140 You should check out the site, 439 00:40:38.140 --> 00:40:39.640 see if they have any openings, 440 00:40:40.510 --> 00:40:41.910 and you can say you know me. 441 00:40:44.220 --> 00:40:46.503 - I'll look into it. - Okay. 442 00:41:00.030 --> 00:41:02.900 - Thank you. - Thank you, my good man. 443 00:41:02.900 --> 00:41:04.300 - [Braden] Yeah, sure. 444 00:41:04.300 --> 00:41:07.570 - No, I got it. - Are you sure? 445 00:41:07.570 --> 00:41:09.610 - Yeah, I got it. - We can split it. 446 00:41:09.610 --> 00:41:11.340 - No, no, don't be silly, I got it. 447 00:41:11.340 --> 00:41:14.000 - Really, I-- - No, no. 448 00:41:14.000 --> 00:41:15.013 I got it. - Okay. 449 00:41:31.980 --> 00:41:35.177 Karl Gordon, you may kiss me goodnight. 450 00:42:50.483 --> 00:42:53.754 - [Karl Voiceover] Equal opportunity employer? 451 00:42:53.754 --> 00:42:55.054 Equal opportunity for who? 452 00:42:59.290 --> 00:43:00.293 Not for me. 453 00:43:29.470 --> 00:43:30.380 - [Daphne on TV] Our national correspondent, 454 00:43:30.380 --> 00:43:31.480 Rose Caldwell, is on the scene. 455 00:43:31.480 --> 00:43:32.546 Rose, what do you have? 456 00:43:32.546 --> 00:43:33.379 (snoring) 457 00:43:33.379 --> 00:43:35.240 - [Rose on TV] Yeah, Daphne, initial reports are saying 458 00:43:35.240 --> 00:43:39.540 there are 22 dead and 19 injured after a man opened fire 459 00:43:39.540 --> 00:43:42.050 at the Missoula Grizzly Bear Museum and Gift Shoppe 460 00:43:42.050 --> 00:43:44.670 in Missoula, Montana this evening. 461 00:43:44.670 --> 00:43:47.410 One unidentified subject who is believed 462 00:43:47.410 --> 00:43:49.340 to have acted alone is dead 463 00:43:49.340 --> 00:43:51.840 after a prolonged standoff with police. 464 00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:55.090 Authorities are as of yet unsure of a motive, 465 00:43:55.090 --> 00:43:57.350 but first-hand accounts suggest 466 00:43:57.350 --> 00:43:59.640 the attacks were initially targeted 467 00:43:59.640 --> 00:44:02.156 at specific individuals working at the-- 468 00:44:02.156 --> 00:44:04.480 - So this guy comes to the door in overalls, 469 00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:08.240 no shirt, huge house, no tip. 470 00:44:08.240 --> 00:44:10.410 He counted exact change, I couldn't believe it. 471 00:44:10.410 --> 00:44:12.632 - You must deal with a lot of crazies. 472 00:44:12.632 --> 00:44:13.797 - Yeah, here and there. 473 00:44:13.797 --> 00:44:16.080 - Don't you ever get scared? 474 00:44:16.080 --> 00:44:18.440 Like you don't know who's answering the door. 475 00:44:18.440 --> 00:44:20.300 - No, not at all. 476 00:44:20.300 --> 00:44:23.340 - I'd be terrified, especially on a day like today 477 00:44:23.340 --> 00:44:25.432 with what happened in Missoula. 478 00:44:25.432 --> 00:44:27.030 - A horrible tragedy. 479 00:44:27.030 --> 00:44:29.440 - Yeah, especially since it all could have been avoided 480 00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:31.640 if we had some type of sensible gun control. 481 00:44:33.430 --> 00:44:36.300 - So, a responsible gun owner like myself 482 00:44:36.300 --> 00:44:38.713 should be punished because of a few bad guys? 483 00:44:39.625 --> 00:44:41.720 I mean, what would you do if people decided 484 00:44:41.720 --> 00:44:44.220 that drunk driving was such an issue 485 00:44:44.220 --> 00:44:46.890 that we should ban alcohol and cars? 486 00:44:46.890 --> 00:44:49.090 - It's not the same at all. 487 00:44:49.090 --> 00:44:50.420 First of all, no one's really talking 488 00:44:50.420 --> 00:44:52.180 about banning guns altogether, 489 00:44:52.180 --> 00:44:54.310 but why does anyone need an assault rifle? 490 00:44:54.310 --> 00:44:57.070 - Real assault rifles are illegal in America. 491 00:44:57.070 --> 00:44:59.980 Assault rifle as you mean it was a political term 492 00:44:59.980 --> 00:45:02.250 created in the '80s to ban semi-automatic 493 00:45:02.250 --> 00:45:04.180 sporting rifles in California. 494 00:45:04.180 --> 00:45:06.730 - Whatever, sporting rifle, assault rifle, 495 00:45:06.730 --> 00:45:08.930 either way people are dying needlessly. 496 00:45:08.930 --> 00:45:10.500 - I own a sporting rifle. 497 00:45:10.500 --> 00:45:11.950 I love spending time at the range. 498 00:45:11.950 --> 00:45:13.750 I should have that taken from me? 499 00:45:13.750 --> 00:45:16.350 - If it saves even just one life, isn't it worth it? 500 00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:24.290 Okay, look, I'm sorry I brought it up. 501 00:45:24.290 --> 00:45:26.640 It's clearly a sore subject for the both of us. 502 00:45:35.636 --> 00:45:40.436 Come on. (laughing) 503 00:45:42.260 --> 00:45:44.220 - I just don't understand why I should have to change 504 00:45:44.220 --> 00:45:47.400 because some guy decides to-- - Karl, forget it. 505 00:45:47.400 --> 00:45:49.100 Let's just have a good time, okay? 506 00:46:00.550 --> 00:46:02.143 - Two peanuts walk into a bar. 507 00:46:03.300 --> 00:46:05.493 One of them was assaulted. 508 00:46:09.320 --> 00:46:10.810 (laughing) 509 00:46:10.810 --> 00:46:12.285 - You're cute. 510 00:46:12.285 --> 00:46:14.535 (laughing) 511 00:46:16.910 --> 00:46:18.583 Oh, it's freezing out here. 512 00:46:19.460 --> 00:46:22.380 You wanna head back to my place, get outta the cold? 513 00:46:22.380 --> 00:46:23.780 - I thought you'd never ask. 514 00:46:44.540 --> 00:46:47.080 - You sure you don't want anything besides water? 515 00:46:47.080 --> 00:46:50.010 Beer, wine, iced tea? 516 00:46:50.010 --> 00:46:52.303 - No, water's fine, thank you. 517 00:47:02.855 --> 00:47:05.760 (Keisha sighs) 518 00:47:05.760 --> 00:47:07.603 - I am so ready for the weekend. 519 00:47:08.750 --> 00:47:09.583 - Yeah. 520 00:47:12.340 --> 00:47:14.326 - I had a really tough week. 521 00:47:14.326 --> 00:47:15.576 I can't wait to sleep in. 522 00:47:17.690 --> 00:47:20.660 - Weekends are usually the busiest days for me. 523 00:47:20.660 --> 00:47:23.633 - Yeah? - Yeah, lots of deliveries. 524 00:47:26.330 --> 00:47:28.102 - Yeah, that makes sense. 525 00:47:28.102 --> 00:47:30.352 (laughing) 526 00:47:31.190 --> 00:47:32.640 I love my job and everything, 527 00:47:32.640 --> 00:47:34.490 but I'm always ready for the weekend. 528 00:47:35.640 --> 00:47:37.450 I guess I just never really saw myself 529 00:47:37.450 --> 00:47:38.653 in marketing, you know? 530 00:47:39.750 --> 00:47:41.520 I mean, it's so analytical, 531 00:47:41.520 --> 00:47:44.430 and I guess I just never saw myself as that kind of person. 532 00:47:44.430 --> 00:47:47.080 I always thought my creative side was a lot stronger. 533 00:47:48.530 --> 00:47:53.193 I guess I just never really saw myself doing this as a kid. 534 00:47:54.600 --> 00:47:55.433 How 'bout you? 535 00:47:57.061 --> 00:47:58.590 - What do you mean? 536 00:47:58.590 --> 00:47:59.423 - When you were a kid, 537 00:47:59.423 --> 00:48:01.070 what did you wanna be when you grew up? 538 00:48:03.810 --> 00:48:06.433 - Well, I always had a strong mind for business. 539 00:48:06.433 --> 00:48:07.770 (laughing) 540 00:48:07.770 --> 00:48:09.320 - I'm not laughing at you, I'm not. 541 00:48:09.320 --> 00:48:12.710 It's just, it's so practical. 542 00:48:12.710 --> 00:48:14.620 It's adorable. 543 00:48:14.620 --> 00:48:16.943 But like as a kid, what did you wanna be? 544 00:48:18.360 --> 00:48:20.510 - As far back as I can remember, 545 00:48:20.510 --> 00:48:23.933 I have always wanted to be a small business owner. 546 00:48:25.750 --> 00:48:29.010 - Okay, so in kindergarten, 547 00:48:29.010 --> 00:48:31.950 when little Karl had to do a project 548 00:48:31.950 --> 00:48:34.290 on what he wanted to be when he grew up, 549 00:48:34.290 --> 00:48:36.320 it said small business owner. 550 00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:39.020 - Yes, and I have it laminated on a poster in my closet 551 00:48:39.020 --> 00:48:40.990 somewhere to prove it. - You're funny. (chuckles) 552 00:48:40.990 --> 00:48:42.120 - I'm not kidding. 553 00:48:42.120 --> 00:48:43.639 - I'd like to see that someday. 554 00:48:43.639 --> 00:48:45.473 - Then I will show you, okay. 555 00:48:52.140 --> 00:48:54.449 - So what kind of business? 556 00:48:54.449 --> 00:48:57.023 - (stammering) Business. 557 00:49:01.240 --> 00:49:03.603 A business. - Like what? 558 00:49:04.605 --> 00:49:07.022 (stammering) 559 00:49:10.094 --> 00:49:12.393 - Like a business. 560 00:49:13.843 --> 00:49:15.020 (sighs) 561 00:49:15.020 --> 00:49:18.353 Well, like a Hooter's franchise or a-- 562 00:49:18.353 --> 00:49:21.270 - Come on, Karl, I'm serious. 563 00:49:21.270 --> 00:49:23.849 What did little Karl dream about? 564 00:49:23.849 --> 00:49:25.849 (sighs) 565 00:49:32.780 --> 00:49:33.613 - I don't know. 566 00:49:36.591 --> 00:49:38.291 I always wanted to be my own boss, 567 00:49:39.510 --> 00:49:40.533 the American dream. 568 00:49:41.470 --> 00:49:45.303 Self-reliant, self-sufficient, 569 00:49:47.900 --> 00:49:49.163 the American dream. 570 00:49:50.420 --> 00:49:52.760 - Well, I'm not asking about the American dream. 571 00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:54.493 I'm asking about the Karl dream. 572 00:50:00.670 --> 00:50:01.503 What? 573 00:50:02.810 --> 00:50:04.410 Is it embarrassing or something? 574 00:50:06.660 --> 00:50:08.290 Look, I'm sorry I laughed. 575 00:50:08.290 --> 00:50:09.853 I really didn't mean to. 576 00:50:11.100 --> 00:50:12.223 I really wanna know. 577 00:50:15.809 --> 00:50:17.109 Come on, you can trust me. 578 00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:33.303 I wanted to make movies, since I was 10. 579 00:50:35.020 --> 00:50:36.680 I used to take my dad's camcorder 580 00:50:36.680 --> 00:50:39.499 and make these little stories with my Barbie dolls. 581 00:50:39.499 --> 00:50:40.970 (laughing) 582 00:50:40.970 --> 00:50:43.150 And then later on, the neighborhood kids would come over 583 00:50:43.150 --> 00:50:44.463 and we'd make movies. 584 00:50:46.280 --> 00:50:48.680 And ever since then, that's what I wanted to do. 585 00:50:49.610 --> 00:50:51.110 I even went to college for it. 586 00:50:53.197 --> 00:50:54.197 - And what happened? 587 00:50:55.350 --> 00:50:57.400 - Things don't always work out, you know? 588 00:50:58.690 --> 00:51:00.850 I couldn't afford to move to LA. 589 00:51:00.850 --> 00:51:04.060 I hate New York and North Jersey. 590 00:51:04.060 --> 00:51:05.860 And then I got the job at Fleminger. 591 00:51:07.387 --> 00:51:08.763 - But you can still move though. 592 00:51:08.763 --> 00:51:11.300 I mean, you must have money saved by now. 593 00:51:11.300 --> 00:51:13.163 - Yeah, but I can't leave my mom. 594 00:51:17.375 --> 00:51:19.125 - Yeah, my mother needs me as well. 595 00:51:22.730 --> 00:51:26.460 - Okay, well, I showed you mine, now you show me yours. 596 00:51:26.460 --> 00:51:27.860 What kind of business? 597 00:51:27.860 --> 00:51:29.110 What did you dream about? 598 00:51:30.930 --> 00:51:31.763 You can tell me. 599 00:51:37.880 --> 00:51:38.733 - I don't know. 600 00:51:44.460 --> 00:51:47.790 I don't know, I never really thought about it, I never... 601 00:51:50.200 --> 00:51:51.073 I still don't. 602 00:52:00.259 --> 00:52:01.863 - I'm sorry, Karl. 603 00:52:04.627 --> 00:52:06.431 I didn't mean to upset you. 604 00:52:06.431 --> 00:52:08.931 (Karl crying) 605 00:52:24.860 --> 00:52:27.160 - I should go, I have an early shift tomorrow. 606 00:52:28.490 --> 00:52:29.540 Breakfast deliveries. 607 00:52:33.060 --> 00:52:35.460 - Well, we should do dinner again sometime soon. 608 00:52:36.700 --> 00:52:38.510 - Yeah, dinner, yeah, dinner. 609 00:52:38.510 --> 00:52:40.853 Yes, that's a splendid idea. 610 00:52:41.780 --> 00:52:42.613 - Hey. 611 00:52:44.973 --> 00:52:47.223 Everything's gonna be okay. 612 00:52:52.425 --> 00:52:54.425 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 613 00:53:00.280 --> 00:53:02.947 (ominous music) 614 00:53:23.487 --> 00:53:25.904 (rock music) 615 00:53:33.641 --> 00:53:35.891 (knocking) 616 00:53:43.620 --> 00:53:46.553 - Hey, man. - It's 16.47. 617 00:53:48.590 --> 00:53:50.473 - What? - Pizza. 618 00:53:51.650 --> 00:53:54.424 - You brought me a pizza? - You ordered it. 619 00:53:54.424 --> 00:53:57.280 - (scoffs) No, man, I'm done taking orders. 620 00:53:57.280 --> 00:54:00.510 - Uh, no, you called and ordered a pizza. 621 00:54:00.510 --> 00:54:04.793 It's the basement of 22 Constitution Road, right? 622 00:54:05.630 --> 00:54:08.163 - That's my address, man. - Babe. 623 00:54:09.390 --> 00:54:11.946 Stop hassling the pizza boy. - Pizza man. 624 00:54:11.946 --> 00:54:13.980 - You ordered this boy to bring me a pizza? 625 00:54:13.980 --> 00:54:15.723 - I ordered a pizza, yeah. 626 00:54:18.412 --> 00:54:21.260 - Come inside, man. - No, that's all right. 627 00:54:21.260 --> 00:54:23.173 It's 16.47. 628 00:54:24.643 --> 00:54:25.810 - I don't wanna leave you out in the cold 629 00:54:25.810 --> 00:54:27.690 while I go get the money. 630 00:54:27.690 --> 00:54:28.523 - I'll wait. 631 00:54:29.550 --> 00:54:31.093 - Come inside, goddamn it! 632 00:54:46.957 --> 00:54:49.374 (door slams) 633 00:54:50.660 --> 00:54:52.260 Put the pizza on the table, man. 634 00:55:06.325 --> 00:55:08.973 Keep the change, man. - Thanks. 635 00:55:09.820 --> 00:55:12.010 - Wait, don't you wanna slice? 636 00:55:12.010 --> 00:55:13.760 - Oh, no, I'm working. 637 00:55:13.760 --> 00:55:15.130 - Let him go, Rodney. 638 00:55:15.130 --> 00:55:16.130 - Bitch, don't tell me what to do. 639 00:55:16.130 --> 00:55:18.150 - Don't talk to me like that. 640 00:55:18.150 --> 00:55:20.500 - I didn't spend eight years in some desert getting shot at 641 00:55:20.500 --> 00:55:22.830 to come back here and get told what to do by some skank. 642 00:55:22.830 --> 00:55:24.663 - Someone needs to be housebroken. 643 00:55:35.720 --> 00:55:37.400 - We'll talk about this later. 644 00:55:43.433 --> 00:55:45.833 - I have to go now. 645 00:55:49.490 --> 00:55:51.113 Thank you for your service. 646 00:55:55.710 --> 00:55:58.100 Women never want you for the man that you are. 647 00:55:58.100 --> 00:56:01.030 They want you for the man they think you can be. 648 00:56:01.030 --> 00:56:04.120 It's one giant shit-test, and you gotta play their game 649 00:56:04.120 --> 00:56:06.170 to get what you want from them. 650 00:56:06.170 --> 00:56:08.110 That makes it easier. 651 00:56:08.110 --> 00:56:12.532 All you gotta do is figure out who they want you to be. 652 00:56:12.532 --> 00:56:15.199 (door creaking) 653 00:56:16.290 --> 00:56:18.963 - She's getting ready, come on in. 654 00:56:28.837 --> 00:56:31.504 (door creaking) 655 00:56:40.271 --> 00:56:42.604 You want a beer or anything? 656 00:56:45.630 --> 00:56:47.463 - Do you live here? - No. 657 00:56:51.410 --> 00:56:53.130 - Why are you here? 658 00:56:53.130 --> 00:56:56.660 - Well, Keish knew she was gonna be a while getting ready, 659 00:56:56.660 --> 00:56:58.763 so she invited me over to let you in. 660 00:57:02.279 --> 00:57:03.179 Do you wanna beer? 661 00:57:06.850 --> 00:57:07.683 - Sure. 662 00:57:32.410 --> 00:57:35.293 - Nice bolo tie. - What? 663 00:57:36.850 --> 00:57:39.337 - Your bolo tie, I like it. 664 00:57:39.337 --> 00:57:41.923 - I'm not wearing a bolo tie. 665 00:57:50.310 --> 00:57:52.580 - So, Keish say you were interested 666 00:57:52.580 --> 00:57:54.197 in applying for Fleminger? 667 00:57:56.140 --> 00:57:58.923 - Yeah, thinking about it. 668 00:58:00.060 --> 00:58:02.010 - Cool, cool, cool. 669 00:58:02.010 --> 00:58:05.131 Well, if you do, let her know. 670 00:58:05.131 --> 00:58:07.131 I could probably talk to my buddy in HR. 671 00:58:24.620 --> 00:58:26.063 - Hey. - Hey. 672 00:58:29.270 --> 00:58:30.773 - Oh, thanks, Karl. 673 00:58:32.040 --> 00:58:33.340 Let me put these in water. 674 00:58:39.650 --> 00:58:42.863 - Hey, I just had an idea. - What's that? 675 00:58:44.040 --> 00:58:48.460 - Why don't we order in, the three of us? 676 00:58:48.460 --> 00:58:52.109 - Actually, I don't wanna intrude or anything. 677 00:58:52.109 --> 00:58:54.483 - (scoffs) Nonsense, I insist. 678 00:58:55.515 --> 00:59:00.433 Keish is in a bit of a dress down kinda mood anyway. 679 00:59:01.740 --> 00:59:06.010 I can loosen my tie, we'll get takeout, casual. 680 00:59:06.010 --> 00:59:07.210 - That's not a bad idea. 681 00:59:09.380 --> 00:59:12.240 - [Kevin] All right, I guess I'll stay. 682 00:59:12.240 --> 00:59:15.690 - We can order from Goomba's. - Great. 683 00:59:15.690 --> 00:59:17.203 It'll be like a Klan meeting. 684 00:59:43.460 --> 00:59:47.011 Karl, Keisha, Kevin. 685 00:59:47.011 --> 00:59:48.295 - Oh. (chuckling) 686 00:59:48.295 --> 00:59:51.060 - Oh, KKK, clever. 687 00:59:53.090 --> 00:59:56.023 - You spell Karl with a K? - Of course. 688 01:00:06.430 --> 01:00:07.263 - I'll call. 689 01:00:11.935 --> 01:00:14.602 (phone ringing) 690 01:00:28.991 --> 01:00:30.053 - [Man on Phone] Hello, Goomba's pizza. 691 01:00:43.013 --> 01:00:45.040 - You're not hungry? - Oh, I'm famished. 692 01:00:45.040 --> 01:00:46.690 - You've hardly touched anything. 693 01:00:49.043 --> 01:00:52.293 (groaning and chewing) 694 01:00:56.780 --> 01:00:59.137 - So Kev-o, you seeing anyone? 695 01:01:02.070 --> 01:01:03.333 - Not at the moment, no. 696 01:01:05.948 --> 01:01:07.250 - Did you get a look at Braden? 697 01:01:07.250 --> 01:01:08.350 He delivered the food. 698 01:01:10.100 --> 01:01:11.253 - I didn't, actually. 699 01:01:12.130 --> 01:01:15.251 - Oh, he's a good-looking kid. 700 01:01:15.251 --> 01:01:16.763 I think he might be one of yours. 701 01:01:19.610 --> 01:01:20.980 - One of mine? 702 01:01:20.980 --> 01:01:21.930 - You know, like a. 703 01:01:30.550 --> 01:01:32.187 - Sorry, I'm not into fix-ups. 704 01:01:32.187 --> 01:01:33.803 - Mm, that's too bad. 705 01:01:37.190 --> 01:01:40.210 Oh, Keish, I've been thinking 706 01:01:40.210 --> 01:01:43.273 and I think I decided what kind of business I wanna start. 707 01:01:44.207 --> 01:01:45.840 - Oh? - Yeah, yeah. 708 01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:48.040 Yeah, I think I'll be really into it. 709 01:01:48.040 --> 01:01:49.580 A movie theater. 710 01:01:49.580 --> 01:01:51.410 - That sounds really cool, Karl. 711 01:01:51.410 --> 01:01:52.596 I actually just thought about-- 712 01:01:52.596 --> 01:01:53.820 - I was actually doing some internet browsing 713 01:01:53.820 --> 01:01:56.440 on the subject today and came across an ad 714 01:01:56.440 --> 01:02:00.930 for Planned Parenthood, so I made a pretty sizable donation, 715 01:02:00.930 --> 01:02:02.710 anonymous of course. 716 01:02:02.710 --> 01:02:04.550 But also, I've been doing a lot of thinking 717 01:02:04.550 --> 01:02:06.030 about your stance on guns, Keish. 718 01:02:06.030 --> 01:02:10.360 And I think I'm really coming around to the idea 719 01:02:10.360 --> 01:02:13.263 of sensible gun regulation. 720 01:02:14.810 --> 01:02:16.023 - Good for you, Karl. 721 01:02:40.262 --> 01:02:41.095 - Whew! 722 01:02:51.120 --> 01:02:52.570 I have to go to the bathroom. 723 01:03:07.720 --> 01:03:08.900 - What the fuck? 724 01:03:08.900 --> 01:03:11.090 - I'm so sorry. 725 01:03:11.090 --> 01:03:14.863 I mean, he was weird and awkward before, but in a cute way. 726 01:03:16.120 --> 01:03:18.100 - He's fucking crazy! 727 01:03:18.100 --> 01:03:19.170 - All right, you got her right where you want her. 728 01:03:19.170 --> 01:03:20.900 She thinks you're a friend of the queers, 729 01:03:20.900 --> 01:03:22.490 she thinks you're a feminist, 730 01:03:22.490 --> 01:03:24.263 she definitely wants to fuck you. 731 01:03:31.633 --> 01:03:32.466 (gasps) 732 01:03:32.466 --> 01:03:37.466 Hey, so what do you say we take this party 733 01:03:37.990 --> 01:03:39.220 into the bedroom? 734 01:03:39.220 --> 01:03:41.870 - [Keisha] Karl, Kevin is still here. 735 01:03:41.870 --> 01:03:43.620 - So I will ask him to leave. 736 01:03:43.620 --> 01:03:45.470 - [Keisha] No, I don't wanna be rude. 737 01:03:46.910 --> 01:03:48.253 - Keisha, come on. 738 01:03:50.720 --> 01:03:52.670 - Why don't you say we call it a night. 739 01:04:04.810 --> 01:04:05.643 - Fine. 740 01:04:15.050 --> 01:04:15.883 - Go. 741 01:04:29.704 --> 01:04:31.970 (door creaking) 742 01:04:31.970 --> 01:04:34.080 - [Karl Voiceover] She'd rather hang out with a nancy boy 743 01:04:34.080 --> 01:04:35.730 than spend the night with a stud? 744 01:04:37.320 --> 01:04:39.443 The echo chamber's really warped her mind. 745 01:04:40.532 --> 01:04:43.199 (ominous music) 746 01:05:10.410 --> 01:05:14.170 Talk about a twofer, black and gay? 747 01:05:14.170 --> 01:05:16.700 No wonder life is so easy for him. 748 01:05:16.700 --> 01:05:18.210 Everyone wants to hand out jobs 749 01:05:18.210 --> 01:05:20.690 to their little gay, black pet. 750 01:05:20.690 --> 01:05:22.670 Everyone gets to feel good about themselves, 751 01:05:22.670 --> 01:05:24.603 pat themselves on the back, 752 01:05:24.603 --> 01:05:26.650 and Kevin gets a free ride. 753 01:05:26.650 --> 01:05:29.643 Meanwhile, I have to kill myself delivering pizzas. 754 01:05:59.760 --> 01:06:01.520 I live with my mom, 755 01:06:01.520 --> 01:06:03.620 while he gets this mansion all to himself. 756 01:06:04.780 --> 01:06:08.180 He gets to bring his gay boys over to his swanky fuck-pad 757 01:06:08.180 --> 01:06:09.293 whenever he wants. 758 01:06:10.610 --> 01:06:11.503 It's not fair. 759 01:06:12.680 --> 01:06:15.040 It's just not fair. 760 01:06:15.040 --> 01:06:16.820 - An order of traditional wings? 761 01:06:16.820 --> 01:06:18.424 What kind of sauce do you want? 762 01:06:18.424 --> 01:06:20.780 (shoes squeaking) 763 01:06:20.780 --> 01:06:22.113 - How's things going, kid? 764 01:06:23.356 --> 01:06:25.460 You get a taste of that chocolate yet? 765 01:06:25.460 --> 01:06:28.020 - [Pizza Employee] Okay, buffalo it is. 766 01:06:28.020 --> 01:06:29.867 Will that be the 15 or 25-- 767 01:06:29.867 --> 01:06:33.710 - Oh, I'm balls deep in that pussy, man, balls deep. 768 01:06:33.710 --> 01:06:37.253 - See, a black woman is built to fuck. 769 01:06:38.990 --> 01:06:41.683 Enjoy it now before you have to settle down. 770 01:06:42.636 --> 01:06:46.116 Get it in. - Oh, I will get it in. 771 01:06:46.116 --> 01:06:47.533 I will get it in. 772 01:06:49.870 --> 01:06:51.624 I'm sorry, Keisha, I just thought-- 773 01:06:51.624 --> 01:06:52.457 - [Keisha on Phone] Thought what? 774 01:06:52.457 --> 01:06:55.050 - No, I thought if I'd help him find a date, 775 01:06:55.050 --> 01:06:56.650 you'd think I was cool. - What? 776 01:06:57.780 --> 01:06:59.340 You don't need to act any kind of way 777 01:06:59.340 --> 01:07:01.410 to make me thing you're whatever. 778 01:07:01.410 --> 01:07:05.170 You were weird last night, really weird. 779 01:07:05.170 --> 01:07:08.400 - [Karl] Yeah, I'm sorry, it won't happen again. 780 01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:10.420 Let's meet somewhere today. 781 01:07:10.420 --> 01:07:12.233 I want a chance to make it up to you. 782 01:07:18.592 --> 01:07:19.530 (gasps) 783 01:07:19.530 --> 01:07:24.530 - No, stop, no, what is wrong with you? 784 01:07:24.804 --> 01:07:26.310 - What? 785 01:07:26.310 --> 01:07:30.393 - Look, I wanted to do this in person and in a public place. 786 01:07:31.440 --> 01:07:35.330 I don't wanna see you again. - What? 787 01:07:35.330 --> 01:07:37.740 - We're just not compatible, Karl. 788 01:07:37.740 --> 01:07:39.100 I mean, your gun thing, 789 01:07:39.100 --> 01:07:40.960 that weird Planned Parenthood comment, 790 01:07:40.960 --> 01:07:43.750 the KKK joke, you clearly have a problem with Kevin, 791 01:07:43.750 --> 01:07:45.430 I guess because he's gay, I don't know. 792 01:07:45.430 --> 01:07:48.764 - Keisha, I just wanted to be what you wanted me to be. 793 01:07:48.764 --> 01:07:49.870 - What? 794 01:07:49.870 --> 01:07:52.470 No, I didn't want you to be anything but honest. 795 01:07:52.470 --> 01:07:53.763 I clearly misjudged you. 796 01:07:54.660 --> 01:07:57.143 We're just not compatible, I'm sorry. 797 01:07:58.080 --> 01:08:00.003 - Keisha, wait, wait. - Let go of me. 798 01:08:00.003 --> 01:08:02.133 - Keisha, no, no. - Let go of me! 799 01:08:02.133 --> 01:08:05.850 - Keisha, I walk away from you, you don't walk away from me. 800 01:08:05.850 --> 01:08:09.900 You know, if you would just open your mind to new ideas, 801 01:08:09.900 --> 01:08:12.100 I could show you so much. 802 01:08:12.100 --> 01:08:14.680 I really could, but the world is so much bigger 803 01:08:14.680 --> 01:08:17.580 than this little feminist bubble that you put yourself in. 804 01:08:18.821 --> 01:08:20.021 But you can't handle it. 805 01:08:21.070 --> 01:08:23.240 You can't, that's why you're such a fag-hag. 806 01:08:23.240 --> 01:08:26.433 You can't handle being with a real man, you nigger-bitch. 807 01:08:32.290 --> 01:08:34.083 - You're sick, Karl, you know that? 808 01:08:34.990 --> 01:08:37.180 I thought, I don't know, I thought you needed 809 01:08:37.180 --> 01:08:39.853 to be unwound a little bit, but you really need help. 810 01:08:42.160 --> 01:08:42.993 - Fuck you! 811 01:08:45.365 --> 01:08:48.032 (ominous music) 812 01:08:54.150 --> 01:08:55.103 Humiliated, 813 01:08:57.170 --> 01:09:01.523 in front of cucks, betas, and losers. 814 01:09:10.150 --> 01:09:12.970 There's only so much I can take. 815 01:09:12.970 --> 01:09:15.570 There's only so much a man can allow 816 01:09:15.570 --> 01:09:17.497 and still call himself a man. 817 01:09:40.470 --> 01:09:41.303 Lindsey! 818 01:09:42.920 --> 01:09:44.020 I need to talk to you. 819 01:09:44.920 --> 01:09:46.860 - Karl, I told you, if you did this again, 820 01:09:46.860 --> 01:09:48.020 I'd call the cops. 821 01:09:48.020 --> 01:09:50.523 - You're the only one who understands me, please? 822 01:09:54.990 --> 01:09:57.523 Look, can we just go to my car just to talk? 823 01:09:58.830 --> 01:10:01.230 - Whatever you have to say, you can say it here. 824 01:10:02.810 --> 01:10:05.610 - Can we at least walk over to where they can't hear us? 825 01:10:13.940 --> 01:10:15.010 - What? 826 01:10:15.010 --> 01:10:19.343 - Lindsey, I just, I don't know anymore. 827 01:10:22.417 --> 01:10:24.853 I'm all alone all the time. 828 01:10:26.083 --> 01:10:28.253 I don't have any friends, no one likes me, 829 01:10:28.253 --> 01:10:29.303 and I don't know why. 830 01:10:30.320 --> 01:10:32.620 I try to be myself, and no one likes to me. 831 01:10:32.620 --> 01:10:35.530 I try to be like other people, and no one likes me. 832 01:10:35.530 --> 01:10:37.243 No matter what I do, I can't win. 833 01:10:39.402 --> 01:10:42.929 And now Keisha hates me. - Keisha? 834 01:10:42.929 --> 01:10:44.679 - Some black girl I've been dating. 835 01:10:48.140 --> 01:10:51.573 I'm nothing to her, because I am nothing. 836 01:10:53.890 --> 01:10:55.760 (sobs) I'm just an empty shell. 837 01:10:55.760 --> 01:10:57.933 - It's not that bad, Karl. - It is. 838 01:10:58.930 --> 01:11:00.003 You hate me, too. 839 01:11:07.282 --> 01:11:09.365 - I don't hate you, Karl. 840 01:11:14.940 --> 01:11:16.253 - What should I do? 841 01:11:19.230 --> 01:11:21.900 - I don't know, I think you should seek help. 842 01:11:21.900 --> 01:11:24.770 - Help, help, yes, yes, I need help. 843 01:11:24.770 --> 01:11:26.754 That's why I'm here, help me. 844 01:11:26.754 --> 01:11:29.593 - I mean from a professional, therapy. 845 01:11:31.290 --> 01:11:33.690 You need someone who can really help you change. 846 01:11:35.200 --> 01:11:37.963 - What, so you think I'm a freak? 847 01:11:37.963 --> 01:11:42.425 That I'm just some weakling, some mental defective 848 01:11:42.425 --> 01:11:44.540 who should be poked and prodded by some quack 849 01:11:44.540 --> 01:11:47.000 who's gonna tell me that I'm a closet homo 850 01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:48.230 who wants to fuck his mother? 851 01:11:48.230 --> 01:11:49.683 - Have you been in therapy? 852 01:11:50.540 --> 01:11:52.240 Is that what they told you? - No. 853 01:11:53.520 --> 01:11:55.700 - Karl, it doesn't mean you're weak. 854 01:11:55.700 --> 01:11:57.620 It just means you need help. 855 01:11:57.620 --> 01:11:59.522 We all need help sometimes. 856 01:11:59.522 --> 01:12:01.830 (laughing) 857 01:12:01.830 --> 01:12:04.513 - Ah god, you must think I'm so fucking pathetic. 858 01:12:05.690 --> 01:12:06.860 And what did I ever see in you? 859 01:12:06.860 --> 01:12:09.290 You're just a cunt like the rest of them. 860 01:12:09.290 --> 01:12:10.773 - I tried, Karl, I tried. 861 01:12:12.750 --> 01:12:15.530 - Go, go, get the fuck outta here! 862 01:12:15.530 --> 01:12:17.153 Go, get the fuck outta here! 863 01:12:21.049 --> 01:12:22.716 - You okay? - Yeah, it's fine. 864 01:12:22.716 --> 01:12:23.666 He's fucking crazy. 865 01:12:27.240 --> 01:12:29.407 (chewing) 866 01:12:32.170 --> 01:12:34.260 - Karl, I keep getting calls 867 01:12:34.260 --> 01:12:35.930 that people are not getting their food. 868 01:12:35.930 --> 01:12:36.913 What's going on? 869 01:12:38.620 --> 01:12:41.305 Hey, up here. 870 01:12:41.305 --> 01:12:44.222 (fingers snapping) 871 01:12:45.620 --> 01:12:47.453 Jesus, you're a weirdo. 872 01:12:49.770 --> 01:12:51.800 I'm giving you another chance, kid, 873 01:12:51.800 --> 01:12:55.117 but I get any more calls like that, you're out on your ass. 874 01:13:01.810 --> 01:13:04.477 (ominous music) 875 01:13:07.230 --> 01:13:09.070 - [Karl Voiceover] Vinnie doesn't see what's happening. 876 01:13:09.070 --> 01:13:10.660 He's gotten his piece of the pie 877 01:13:10.660 --> 01:13:12.020 and doesn't care about anyone else. 878 01:13:12.020 --> 01:13:13.663 He doesn't care about me. 879 01:13:14.730 --> 01:13:16.270 I'm on my own. 880 01:13:16.270 --> 01:13:18.360 Maybe it's all of them. 881 01:13:18.360 --> 01:13:21.483 Not just the women, the blacks, everyone. 882 01:13:22.664 --> 01:13:25.393 Maybe the whole human race is too sick to go on. 883 01:13:26.380 --> 01:13:27.820 Maybe we oughta wipe the slate clean 884 01:13:27.820 --> 01:13:29.543 and start all over again. 885 01:13:29.543 --> 01:13:32.610 (shoes squeaking) 886 01:13:32.610 --> 01:13:34.383 - Son, what's going on? 887 01:13:36.380 --> 01:13:37.213 Karl! 888 01:13:38.810 --> 01:13:41.060 - I've been making all my deliveries, Vinnie. 889 01:13:42.010 --> 01:13:45.800 - Great, but you've been acting weird the last few days. 890 01:13:45.800 --> 01:13:46.723 What's going on? 891 01:13:58.960 --> 01:13:59.963 - Keisha dumped me. 892 01:14:03.160 --> 01:14:04.820 - So what? 893 01:14:04.820 --> 01:14:07.853 - The whole world's just to sick to go on. 894 01:14:09.530 --> 01:14:13.813 - Karl, you're gonna get upset over some black cooze? 895 01:14:15.060 --> 01:14:16.810 Girls like that are a dime a dozen. 896 01:14:17.920 --> 01:14:20.970 You go out into the city, to the bad part of town, 897 01:14:20.970 --> 01:14:23.860 you throw a dart, and you find some tall glass 898 01:14:23.860 --> 01:14:25.593 of hot chocolate to fuck! 899 01:14:28.964 --> 01:14:31.680 Now go get your head outta your goddamn ass and be a man! 900 01:14:31.680 --> 01:14:33.423 - She wasn't just any girl. 901 01:14:34.350 --> 01:14:35.963 She wasn't some black cooze. 902 01:14:39.047 --> 01:14:41.180 - Well, then go get her back. 903 01:14:41.180 --> 01:14:43.770 Marry her, what do you want me to say? 904 01:14:43.770 --> 01:14:45.940 - I called her the n word, Vinnie. 905 01:14:45.940 --> 01:14:46.853 It's too late. 906 01:14:48.228 --> 01:14:50.478 (laughing) 907 01:14:55.056 --> 01:14:58.932 - You are beyond my powers, kid. 908 01:14:58.932 --> 01:15:01.182 (laughing) 909 01:15:02.720 --> 01:15:03.752 Go clean the mats. 910 01:15:03.752 --> 01:15:06.002 (laughing) 911 01:15:23.780 --> 01:15:26.447 (ominous music) 912 01:15:39.802 --> 01:15:42.052 (knocking) 913 01:15:47.140 --> 01:15:47.980 - No, no, wait, wait. 914 01:15:47.980 --> 01:15:50.010 No, no, come on, Keisha! 915 01:15:50.010 --> 01:15:54.003 Look, come on, Keisha, I'm sorry, please? 916 01:15:55.650 --> 01:15:56.483 Keisha. 917 01:15:57.400 --> 01:15:58.600 - Do I need to hit call? 918 01:16:13.816 --> 01:16:16.149 (blows air) 919 01:16:24.613 --> 01:16:27.280 (ominous music) 920 01:16:53.510 --> 01:16:54.453 - Fuck, Karl. 921 01:16:55.960 --> 01:16:57.600 How'd you find out where I live? 922 01:16:57.600 --> 01:16:59.710 - I need you to talk to Keisha for me. 923 01:16:59.710 --> 01:17:01.330 - She told me what you said the other night 924 01:17:01.330 --> 01:17:02.400 when she called it quits, 925 01:17:02.400 --> 01:17:03.980 and you expect me to go to bat for you? 926 01:17:03.980 --> 01:17:04.813 - I didn't mean it, okay? 927 01:17:04.813 --> 01:17:06.890 I thought things were going so well between us, 928 01:17:06.890 --> 01:17:07.860 it caught me by surprise. 929 01:17:07.860 --> 01:17:09.500 - Caught you by surprise? 930 01:17:09.500 --> 01:17:10.870 You didn't realize all the awkwardness 931 01:17:10.870 --> 01:17:13.620 that was going on in her apartment the other night? 932 01:17:13.620 --> 01:17:14.920 - I just need her to hear me out, okay? 933 01:17:14.920 --> 01:17:17.140 Can you just tell her to talk to me? 934 01:17:17.140 --> 01:17:20.040 - No, because you're a racist, a homophobe, 935 01:17:20.040 --> 01:17:22.260 and probably all sorts of other crazy shit. 936 01:17:22.260 --> 01:17:23.830 You need to leave me and Keisha alone. 937 01:17:23.830 --> 01:17:25.010 - I'm not a racist. 938 01:17:25.010 --> 01:17:26.470 - But you're okay with being a homophobe. 939 01:17:26.470 --> 01:17:27.930 - I love her. 940 01:17:27.930 --> 01:17:28.871 Can you tell her I love her? 941 01:17:28.871 --> 01:17:31.451 - (laughing) Oh, geeze, wow. - Please. 942 01:17:31.451 --> 01:17:35.090 - Oh man, man, oh, man. 943 01:17:35.090 --> 01:17:36.173 Don't touch me, man. 944 01:17:37.860 --> 01:17:40.023 - The future is female? - What? 945 01:17:41.270 --> 01:17:42.103 - Your shirt. 946 01:17:43.060 --> 01:17:44.170 - That's what it says, yeah. 947 01:17:44.170 --> 01:17:45.420 - So what am I, the past? 948 01:17:46.580 --> 01:17:48.100 No, I'm the future. 949 01:17:48.100 --> 01:17:50.990 - [Kevin] All right, good luck with that, dude. 950 01:17:50.990 --> 01:17:52.797 - I need you to talk to Keisha for me. 951 01:17:52.797 --> 01:17:54.713 - That's not gonna happen. 952 01:18:00.010 --> 01:18:02.453 - I'm the future, you hear me? 953 01:18:03.500 --> 01:18:04.393 I'm the future. 954 01:18:05.960 --> 01:18:09.710 I am the future, the future is Karl, it's me. 955 01:18:12.130 --> 01:18:13.963 I am the future, I am. 956 01:18:17.573 --> 01:18:19.591 I'm the future. 957 01:18:19.591 --> 01:18:21.758 (panting) 958 01:18:33.138 --> 01:18:34.721 The future is Karl. 959 01:18:38.085 --> 01:18:40.752 (ominous music) 960 01:19:08.402 --> 01:19:09.235 (gasps) 961 01:19:09.235 --> 01:19:10.985 - Jesus Christ, Karl! 962 01:19:15.344 --> 01:19:18.427 (car engine roaring) 963 01:19:32.240 --> 01:19:35.157 (Lindsey groaning) 964 01:20:17.994 --> 01:20:20.661 (ominous music) 965 01:22:14.025 --> 01:22:16.192 (chewing) 966 01:22:23.650 --> 01:22:26.310 - Karl, I can't do this right now. 967 01:22:26.310 --> 01:22:28.230 How did you even know I was here? 968 01:22:28.230 --> 01:22:29.960 - I came to see Kevin. 969 01:22:29.960 --> 01:22:31.410 I heard what happened to him. 970 01:22:35.330 --> 01:22:38.433 - He's in a coma on a respirator. 971 01:22:40.010 --> 01:22:41.060 He might not recover. 972 01:22:42.830 --> 01:22:43.680 - Get in the car. 973 01:22:45.670 --> 01:22:47.370 You're in no condition to be driving right now. 974 01:22:47.370 --> 01:22:49.720 I'll take you to work or wherever you wanna go. 975 01:22:59.071 --> 01:22:59.904 - Okay. 976 01:23:06.271 --> 01:23:08.521 (sniffing) 977 01:23:17.887 --> 01:23:20.804 (Lindsey groaning) 978 01:23:22.839 --> 01:23:25.506 (ominous music) 979 01:23:44.110 --> 01:23:45.960 - Karl, what's going on? 980 01:23:45.960 --> 01:23:47.690 Who's in the trunk? 981 01:23:47.690 --> 01:23:49.050 - You had your chance, bitch. 982 01:23:49.050 --> 01:23:50.220 - [Keisha] My chance for what? 983 01:23:50.220 --> 01:23:52.920 - Your chance to treat me like a decent human being. 984 01:23:52.920 --> 01:23:54.160 - Karl, I never treated you any-- 985 01:23:54.160 --> 01:23:55.423 - Another word and I will ventilate you 986 01:23:55.423 --> 01:23:56.863 right now, you whore! 987 01:23:59.490 --> 01:24:01.490 Dumb slut. (chuckles) 988 01:24:01.490 --> 01:24:03.520 I bet she would suck my cock right now 989 01:24:03.520 --> 01:24:06.140 to get out of this if I gave her the chance. 990 01:24:06.140 --> 01:24:07.133 Oh, but it's too late for the Keishas 991 01:24:07.133 --> 01:24:09.890 and the Lindseys of this world. 992 01:24:09.890 --> 01:24:13.490 I've accepted my glorious role in this great cleansing 993 01:24:13.490 --> 01:24:15.930 that humanity has needed for so long. 994 01:24:15.930 --> 01:24:17.450 No, they should be thanking me 995 01:24:17.450 --> 01:24:19.573 for allowing them to see it first-hand. 996 01:24:22.360 --> 01:24:23.703 - Is Lindsey in the trunk? 997 01:24:27.830 --> 01:24:30.110 - Can she hear my thoughts right now? 998 01:24:30.110 --> 01:24:32.060 Or did I mention Lindsey to her before? 999 01:24:33.255 --> 01:24:35.350 Did I mention Lindsey to you before? 1000 01:24:35.350 --> 01:24:36.950 - Karl, you're talking out loud. 1001 01:24:38.068 --> 01:24:40.901 (tires squealing) 1002 01:24:44.780 --> 01:24:47.363 (bell ringing) 1003 01:25:17.460 --> 01:25:19.010 - Karl, you fucking nut case! 1004 01:25:19.010 --> 01:25:21.690 What the fuck? - Don't make me regret 1005 01:25:21.690 --> 01:25:23.240 taking the tape off your mouth. 1006 01:25:26.713 --> 01:25:29.390 Now be a good little girl and keep your trap shut, huh? 1007 01:26:02.291 --> 01:26:07.023 Come on, come on, come on, there you go, yeah. 1008 01:26:11.330 --> 01:26:12.163 Here. 1009 01:26:14.860 --> 01:26:15.693 Here! 1010 01:26:41.291 --> 01:26:44.240 (gasping) 1011 01:26:44.240 --> 01:26:45.073 Sit! 1012 01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:48.943 Sit and shut the fuck up. 1013 01:27:00.370 --> 01:27:01.820 - [Keisha] Karl, who is that? 1014 01:27:03.911 --> 01:27:06.578 (girls sobbing) 1015 01:27:16.935 --> 01:27:20.223 - Would you just shut up and listen to me for once? 1016 01:27:24.930 --> 01:27:28.183 - Okay, Karl, we're listening. 1017 01:27:32.720 --> 01:27:33.803 - Okay, okay. 1018 01:27:38.935 --> 01:27:43.460 There used to be a time in this world where a man, 1019 01:27:43.460 --> 01:27:46.640 a man could... 1020 01:27:47.910 --> 01:27:51.180 There used to be a time in this... 1021 01:27:51.180 --> 01:27:53.093 God, fuck, goddamn it, 1022 01:27:54.451 --> 01:27:57.331 fucking goddamn it, 1023 01:27:57.331 --> 01:27:59.140 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 1024 01:27:59.140 --> 01:28:00.003 Okay, all right. 1025 01:28:01.872 --> 01:28:04.789 (breathing deeply) 1026 01:28:10.655 --> 01:28:13.008 There used to be a time in this world 1027 01:28:13.008 --> 01:28:17.773 when a man could go out into the world and get a job. 1028 01:28:24.541 --> 01:28:28.540 There used to be a time in this world when a man, 1029 01:28:28.540 --> 01:28:33.310 a man, could go out into the world and get a job. 1030 01:28:33.310 --> 01:28:35.720 And with this job he could support himself, 1031 01:28:35.720 --> 01:28:39.163 a wife, half a dozen kids, maybe a dog or two, 1032 01:28:40.210 --> 01:28:42.090 all from a job he got straight out of high school, 1033 01:28:42.090 --> 01:28:43.690 whether he had a diploma or not. 1034 01:28:44.850 --> 01:28:47.650 And then they sold everyone on the lie about college, 1035 01:28:47.650 --> 01:28:51.110 and the lie that you could get a better job 1036 01:28:51.110 --> 01:28:55.823 if only you would get a degree and put yourself in debt. 1037 01:28:57.320 --> 01:29:02.320 And then at the same time, the women who had grown tired 1038 01:29:02.390 --> 01:29:05.560 of their free ride in life, decided, 1039 01:29:05.560 --> 01:29:09.250 no, the man did, that they should go to work as well. 1040 01:29:09.250 --> 01:29:11.310 So now the cost of living doubles, 1041 01:29:11.310 --> 01:29:14.520 because a couple is expected to have two incomes. 1042 01:29:14.520 --> 01:29:16.180 And at the same time, all the niggers 1043 01:29:16.180 --> 01:29:18.970 and the wetbacks and the fags and the trannies, 1044 01:29:18.970 --> 01:29:21.020 they all wanted everything given to them. 1045 01:29:22.290 --> 01:29:24.670 And as soon as they figured out 1046 01:29:24.670 --> 01:29:26.790 how to weaponize their victimhood, 1047 01:29:26.790 --> 01:29:31.750 we lined up to accommodate them because we felt so bad 1048 01:29:31.750 --> 01:29:33.800 about the unfair shake they were getting. 1049 01:29:37.250 --> 01:29:39.000 But the pendulum has swung too far. 1050 01:29:43.050 --> 01:29:47.030 Now a straight, white, Christian male, 1051 01:29:47.030 --> 01:29:51.490 what used to be called a normal person, an American, 1052 01:29:51.490 --> 01:29:53.170 now we have to fight each other 1053 01:29:53.170 --> 01:29:55.823 for our affirmative action allotted piece of the pie. 1054 01:29:56.950 --> 01:30:00.780 And the worst part is, is that they are so racked 1055 01:30:00.780 --> 01:30:02.693 with white guilt they buy into it. 1056 01:30:03.730 --> 01:30:07.620 They willingly participate in the genocide of their own kind 1057 01:30:07.620 --> 01:30:11.150 because they feel so guilty about slavery 1058 01:30:12.538 --> 01:30:15.163 or smallpox blankets 500 years ago. 1059 01:30:16.230 --> 01:30:18.432 Oh, and make no mistake about it, 1060 01:30:18.432 --> 01:30:21.030 the white man has been victim to an organized genocide 1061 01:30:21.030 --> 01:30:22.970 in this country for years now. 1062 01:30:22.970 --> 01:30:24.620 And you're all too ignorant to realize 1063 01:30:24.620 --> 01:30:26.020 you've been complicit in it. 1064 01:30:27.320 --> 01:30:29.920 - Karl, there is no white genocide. 1065 01:30:29.920 --> 01:30:32.770 - No, the white man is under attack, under siege. 1066 01:30:32.770 --> 01:30:37.770 - Karl, people of color, women, and the LGBT community, 1067 01:30:38.050 --> 01:30:40.810 striving for equality isn't the same 1068 01:30:40.810 --> 01:30:42.133 as oppressing white men. 1069 01:30:43.570 --> 01:30:47.130 The time you're talking about, that wasn't a good time 1070 01:30:47.130 --> 01:30:50.693 for people like me or Lindsey or Kevin. 1071 01:30:51.780 --> 01:30:54.710 No one's trying to wipe out white men 1072 01:30:55.587 --> 01:30:56.420 or oppress them. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 1073 01:30:56.420 --> 01:30:59.000 She's trying to confuse me with her racist, feminist lies. 1074 01:30:59.000 --> 01:31:00.630 You are trying to confuse me 1075 01:31:00.630 --> 01:31:02.603 with your racist, feminist lies. 1076 01:31:02.603 --> 01:31:06.397 - No, I'm just telling the truth. 1077 01:31:07.620 --> 01:31:08.720 - Nothing can stop me. 1078 01:31:10.280 --> 01:31:11.630 - Stop you from doing what? 1079 01:31:12.991 --> 01:31:15.162 - I'm going to the outlet mall, 1080 01:31:15.162 --> 01:31:16.900 the same one where Keisha humiliated me 1081 01:31:16.900 --> 01:31:18.350 in front of all those people, 1082 01:31:19.230 --> 01:31:21.170 and I will bring them all to justice. 1083 01:31:21.170 --> 01:31:23.530 And then I'm gonna go to your precious little college 1084 01:31:23.530 --> 01:31:25.210 and do the same thing. 1085 01:31:25.210 --> 01:31:27.160 - [Lindsey] Karl, you can't. 1086 01:31:27.160 --> 01:31:29.213 - (chuckles) See, I can. 1087 01:31:38.350 --> 01:31:39.673 Sit down, slag. 1088 01:31:41.530 --> 01:31:42.943 - Come on, Karl. 1089 01:31:45.240 --> 01:31:46.440 You don't wanna do this. 1090 01:31:48.030 --> 01:31:50.300 - I have to do this. 1091 01:31:50.300 --> 01:31:51.473 - Karl, come on. 1092 01:31:53.370 --> 01:31:54.533 Look, I'm sorry. 1093 01:31:56.470 --> 01:32:00.793 You came to me when you needed help and I turned you away. 1094 01:32:03.100 --> 01:32:05.133 And I am so sorry. 1095 01:32:15.420 --> 01:32:18.853 Look, let her go. 1096 01:32:20.630 --> 01:32:22.743 We can forget that all of this happened. 1097 01:32:24.090 --> 01:32:25.073 Let her go. 1098 01:32:27.800 --> 01:32:31.350 We can go back to your house and hang out 1099 01:32:33.460 --> 01:32:37.533 and watch Netflix, just like we used to. 1100 01:32:45.493 --> 01:32:47.660 - Do you think I'm stupid? 1101 01:32:50.984 --> 01:32:52.000 (scoffs) 1102 01:32:52.000 --> 01:32:54.700 What, all of a sudden, you care about me now? 1103 01:32:54.700 --> 01:32:57.110 - Karl, I never stopped caring. 1104 01:32:57.110 --> 01:32:57.943 - Tape her up. 1105 01:32:59.520 --> 01:33:00.763 - Karl! - Tape her up! 1106 01:33:06.508 --> 01:33:09.256 (sniffing) 1107 01:33:09.256 --> 01:33:13.323 Go on then, come on, let's go. 1108 01:33:20.804 --> 01:33:22.657 - Hey, it's okay. 1109 01:33:22.657 --> 01:33:24.583 None of this is your fault. 1110 01:33:26.820 --> 01:33:28.987 (sobbing) 1111 01:33:31.860 --> 01:33:34.110 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 1112 01:33:34.996 --> 01:33:37.228 - Do it like you mean it. 1113 01:33:37.228 --> 01:33:39.645 - I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 1114 01:33:43.320 --> 01:33:45.403 (crying) 1115 01:33:50.624 --> 01:33:52.374 - Neh-eh, mouth, too. 1116 01:34:04.273 --> 01:34:06.606 - I am so sorry. - It's okay. 1117 01:34:10.274 --> 01:34:12.357 (crying) 1118 01:34:23.682 --> 01:34:26.349 (ominous music) 1119 01:34:45.807 --> 01:34:48.830 - You know, I almost feel like I should thank 1120 01:34:48.830 --> 01:34:53.110 Keisha and Lindsey, Vinnie, all the perverts 1121 01:34:53.110 --> 01:34:56.760 and sex criminals, Black Lives Matter, Planned Parenthood, 1122 01:34:56.760 --> 01:35:01.400 all the betas, cucks, women, minorities, all of them. 1123 01:35:01.400 --> 01:35:04.690 Without them, without their profound ability 1124 01:35:04.690 --> 01:35:06.470 to ignore the reality around them, 1125 01:35:06.470 --> 01:35:09.650 that anyone who's looking can see clear as day, 1126 01:35:09.650 --> 01:35:11.713 I might not have discovered these truths. 1127 01:35:13.180 --> 01:35:15.530 I might not have discovered my purpose in life. 1128 01:35:17.040 --> 01:35:19.203 I might have gone on living in the fantasy. 1129 01:35:23.830 --> 01:35:25.290 I might be just like you. 1130 01:35:48.682 --> 01:35:50.849 (chewing) 1131 01:35:53.842 --> 01:35:55.842 (sighs) 1132 01:36:06.610 --> 01:36:09.578 (car dinging) 1133 01:36:09.578 --> 01:36:12.495 (car door closing)