WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08.467 --> 00:00:10.469 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:00:25.400 --> 00:00:27.819 YODA: Destroyed, the First Order was. 5 00:00:27.903 --> 00:00:30.948 -Eliminated, were the Sith. -(STORMTROOPER GRUNTS) 6 00:00:31.031 --> 00:00:34.243 Across the galaxy, peace had spread. 7 00:00:34.785 --> 00:00:39.706 With freedom restored, Life Day could once again be celebrated. 8 00:00:39.790 --> 00:00:41.917 What is Life Day, you ask? 9 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:46.588 A holiday of friendship, of family, of connection. 10 00:00:51.552 --> 00:00:53.971 To Kashyyyk, Rey and her friends traveled, 11 00:00:54.054 --> 00:00:56.765 to celebrate with Chewbacca and his family. 12 00:00:57.349 --> 00:01:00.602 Although, for Rey and Finn, the celebration would wait. 13 00:01:00.686 --> 00:01:01.979 (EXHALES) 14 00:01:03.939 --> 00:01:04.940 Ow! 15 00:01:06.483 --> 00:01:08.318 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 16 00:01:08.402 --> 00:01:11.947 It's all right, Finn, I believe in you. Just concentrate. 17 00:01:12.030 --> 00:01:15.117 Well, it's kinda hard with them, you know, looking at me. 18 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:16.285 (PORGS COOING) 19 00:01:17.244 --> 00:01:18.579 There, no more Porgs. 20 00:01:18.662 --> 00:01:21.874 Now remember, be mindful of your surroundings, 21 00:01:21.957 --> 00:01:23.458 feel the remote. 22 00:01:24.209 --> 00:01:25.377 Can you feel it? 23 00:01:26.503 --> 00:01:29.464 -FINN: (YELPS) No, but I felt that. -(PORGS LAUGHING) 24 00:01:29.548 --> 00:01:32.509 Finn, I know the Force is strong with you. 25 00:01:32.593 --> 00:01:35.304 I sense it. Remember, a Jedi... 26 00:01:35.387 --> 00:01:36.722 FINN: Must let go. 27 00:01:37.472 --> 00:01:40.100 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 28 00:01:40.184 --> 00:01:42.519 -(YELLING) -(PORGS GIBBER) 29 00:01:42.603 --> 00:01:46.231 Finn! No! No! That's not letting go. Whoa! 30 00:01:46.315 --> 00:01:47.608 (FINN YELLING) 31 00:01:47.691 --> 00:01:48.692 (YELPS) 32 00:01:49.234 --> 00:01:51.361 (GROWLS AND YELLS) 33 00:01:52.946 --> 00:01:55.782 Oh, yeah! (HUMMING) Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. 34 00:01:55.866 --> 00:01:56.909 Ow! 35 00:01:57.868 --> 00:01:59.703 Oh, come on! 36 00:02:00.329 --> 00:02:01.538 I don't understand. 37 00:02:01.622 --> 00:02:03.790 This is everything I'm supposed to be doing. 38 00:02:03.874 --> 00:02:05.000 (SIGHS) 39 00:02:05.083 --> 00:02:07.419 Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi? 40 00:02:08.128 --> 00:02:09.463 Hand me the lightsaber. 41 00:02:09.546 --> 00:02:10.881 (SIGHS) Guess not. 42 00:02:11.590 --> 00:02:14.343 The Jedi texts say that when we travel down a wrong path, 43 00:02:14.426 --> 00:02:16.094 we must search for another. 44 00:02:16.178 --> 00:02:18.096 A wood lightsaber? Seriously? 45 00:02:18.180 --> 00:02:19.890 No, a new path. 46 00:02:21.808 --> 00:02:24.102 Ow! The new path gave me a splinter. 47 00:02:27.940 --> 00:02:29.399 (GROANS) 48 00:02:29.983 --> 00:02:31.151 What am I doing wrong? 49 00:02:31.568 --> 00:02:35.489 Lightsabers down, you two, we've got a Life Day party to set up. 50 00:02:35.572 --> 00:02:37.324 Chewie's entire family is coming. 51 00:02:37.407 --> 00:02:39.535 And if there's one thing Wookiees love, it's... 52 00:02:39.618 --> 00:02:43.038 Well, it's ripping arms off things, but if there's two things they love, 53 00:02:43.121 --> 00:02:44.998 it's arm ripping and parties! 54 00:02:45.290 --> 00:02:47.292 Finn, can I put you down for decorating duty? 55 00:02:47.918 --> 00:02:49.753 Sure. I need a break. 56 00:02:50.921 --> 00:02:54.842 And, Rey, you're in too, right? You volunteered to roast the tip-yip. 57 00:02:54.925 --> 00:02:57.094 REY: Mmm-hmm. Tip-yip. 58 00:02:57.928 --> 00:02:59.012 You think she's in? 59 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:01.014 Ah, yeah, she's in. 60 00:03:01.098 --> 00:03:04.059 YODA: Unsatisfied with her teaching, Rey was. 61 00:03:04.142 --> 00:03:06.937 To the Jedi texts, she went for answers. 62 00:03:07.312 --> 00:03:09.106 Did that. Did that. 63 00:03:10.357 --> 00:03:11.441 Did that. 64 00:03:11.525 --> 00:03:13.068 (SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) That too. 65 00:03:13.151 --> 00:03:15.153 I followed every teaching. 66 00:03:15.237 --> 00:03:18.782 Argh! What am I missing? Why can't I train him? 67 00:03:26.665 --> 00:03:28.917 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 68 00:03:32.212 --> 00:03:33.505 (BOOK THUDS) 69 00:03:41.638 --> 00:03:42.764 (GASPS) 70 00:03:43.765 --> 00:03:46.143 All right, people, Chewie's family is on their way. 71 00:03:46.226 --> 00:03:48.353 We've got a lot o' work and not a lot o' time. 72 00:03:48.437 --> 00:03:49.521 (BB-8 BEEPING) 73 00:03:49.605 --> 00:03:51.231 Guys, look what I found! 74 00:03:51.648 --> 00:03:52.774 Tip-yip recipe? 75 00:03:53.483 --> 00:03:56.570 "In the temple on Kordoku, only on Life Day, 76 00:03:56.653 --> 00:03:57.946 "but once a year, 77 00:03:58.030 --> 00:04:02.034 "with a key to the galaxy's past, a Jedi's future becomes clear." 78 00:04:02.117 --> 00:04:03.619 (BB-8 BEEPING) 79 00:04:03.702 --> 00:04:07.456 -So, not a tip-yip recipe. -(ROARS) 80 00:04:07.539 --> 00:04:09.041 Yeah, what does that mean? 81 00:04:09.541 --> 00:04:11.627 I think it means I need to go to Kordoku. 82 00:04:11.710 --> 00:04:15.047 To help me. You. Us. With your training. 83 00:04:15.631 --> 00:04:17.132 Put the book down, Rey. 84 00:04:17.216 --> 00:04:21.094 We can figure it all out tomorrow. Even Jedi Masters deserve a day off. 85 00:04:21.178 --> 00:04:24.556 Life Day is today. I'm afraid I have to go now. 86 00:04:24.640 --> 00:04:25.891 -Now? -ROSE: What? 87 00:04:25.974 --> 00:04:26.975 (ROARS) 88 00:04:27.059 --> 00:04:28.560 Chewie's right. You can't leave. 89 00:04:28.644 --> 00:04:29.770 -I'm sorry. -(R2-D2 BEEPS) 90 00:04:29.853 --> 00:04:31.813 But I'm sure one of you can make the tip-yip. 91 00:04:32.314 --> 00:04:35.442 Life Day is about family. It's not about the tip-yip. 92 00:04:35.526 --> 00:04:38.362 Oh, it's all about the tip-yip. 93 00:04:38.445 --> 00:04:39.947 But yeah, family. 94 00:04:41.156 --> 00:04:43.033 I won't miss the party. I promise. 95 00:04:44.785 --> 00:04:45.786 (BB-8 BEEPING) 96 00:04:46.328 --> 00:04:49.498 -Aw, no. You're leavin' too, buddy? -(BEEPING) 97 00:04:50.791 --> 00:04:51.792 D-O: Don't leave. 98 00:04:53.710 --> 00:04:56.046 He left. I miss my friend. 99 00:04:56.129 --> 00:04:58.382 Yeah, I already miss him too. 100 00:04:59.132 --> 00:05:00.509 Are you crying? 101 00:05:00.592 --> 00:05:02.302 No. It's allergies. 102 00:05:02.845 --> 00:05:05.889 Stupid Wookiee planet. All fur and tree pollen. 103 00:05:05.973 --> 00:05:08.350 Besides, Generals don't cry. 104 00:05:10.978 --> 00:05:12.938 Exactly. They lead. 105 00:05:13.856 --> 00:05:14.857 Uh-oh. 106 00:05:14.940 --> 00:05:17.150 He's getting the look. 107 00:05:17.234 --> 00:05:19.319 We're only in trouble if he says, "I have a plan." 108 00:05:19.403 --> 00:05:20.696 I have a plan! 109 00:05:21.405 --> 00:05:23.365 We're not just going to put on a party. 110 00:05:23.448 --> 00:05:25.617 We're going to put on the greatest Life Day party 111 00:05:25.701 --> 00:05:27.619 in the history of the galaxy! 112 00:05:27.703 --> 00:05:30.163 You guys, decorate. I'll handle the tip-yip. 113 00:05:31.164 --> 00:05:32.416 Have you ever made tip-yip? 114 00:05:33.750 --> 00:05:35.085 No, I have not. 115 00:05:37.754 --> 00:05:40.924 Rey! Wait! You're not leavin' because of me, are you? 116 00:05:41.008 --> 00:05:43.218 No, Finn, because of me. 117 00:05:43.302 --> 00:05:45.304 I know I can become a Jedi. 118 00:05:45.387 --> 00:05:46.722 Which is why I have to go. 119 00:05:47.723 --> 00:05:49.892 (SIGHS) So, you are leaving because of me. 120 00:05:49.975 --> 00:05:52.227 Rey, may the Force be... 121 00:05:55.480 --> 00:05:56.648 You know the rest. 122 00:05:58.692 --> 00:06:01.028 YODA: At Kordoku, Rey had arrived. 123 00:06:01.528 --> 00:06:04.239 But difficult to find, the temple was. 124 00:06:04.740 --> 00:06:06.116 (BEEPING) 125 00:06:06.200 --> 00:06:08.160 It has to be here somewhere. 126 00:06:17.002 --> 00:06:18.128 (GASPS) 127 00:06:18.212 --> 00:06:19.254 Pull up! Pull up! 128 00:06:19.338 --> 00:06:22.174 -Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up! -(BEEPING) 129 00:06:25.552 --> 00:06:26.678 Whoa! 130 00:06:30.390 --> 00:06:31.934 I think we found it. 131 00:06:39.816 --> 00:06:41.527 (BB-8 BEEPING) 132 00:06:41.610 --> 00:06:43.237 You can say that again. 133 00:06:43.320 --> 00:06:44.655 (BB-8 BEEPING) 134 00:06:53.080 --> 00:06:54.122 Wow. 135 00:06:54.456 --> 00:06:55.958 This is beautiful. 136 00:06:56.542 --> 00:06:58.669 (BEEPING) 137 00:07:05.008 --> 00:07:06.343 (GASPS) 138 00:07:12.057 --> 00:07:13.183 (GASPS) 139 00:07:29.241 --> 00:07:30.367 (BEEPING) 140 00:07:30.450 --> 00:07:32.995 "With a key to the galaxy's past." 141 00:07:33.078 --> 00:07:36.707 This has got to be the key. But what does it open? 142 00:07:36.790 --> 00:07:38.208 (BEEPING) 143 00:07:38.292 --> 00:07:40.669 "With a key to the galaxy's..." What is it? 144 00:07:41.879 --> 00:07:42.880 (BEEPING) 145 00:07:44.131 --> 00:07:46.383 -Hmm. -(BEEPING) 146 00:07:50.679 --> 00:07:51.805 (GASPS) 147 00:07:52.347 --> 00:07:53.390 (BEEPING) 148 00:07:55.309 --> 00:07:56.518 (BEEPING) 149 00:07:56.602 --> 00:07:59.938 I think this opened some sort of Force gateway to... 150 00:08:00.022 --> 00:08:01.648 Whoa! 151 00:08:03.233 --> 00:08:04.276 (GRUNTS) 152 00:08:07.404 --> 00:08:08.405 (BEEPS) 153 00:08:10.616 --> 00:08:11.700 Where are we? 154 00:08:12.784 --> 00:08:14.536 -(LUKE GRUNTING) -(GASPS) 155 00:08:15.704 --> 00:08:17.789 YODA: Now the rock. Concentrate. 156 00:08:20.375 --> 00:08:21.877 That's Master Luke. 157 00:08:21.960 --> 00:08:24.379 And that must be... Yoda! 158 00:08:24.463 --> 00:08:28.258 Somehow, we're on Dagobah when Luke Skywalker received his training. 159 00:08:28.342 --> 00:08:31.345 Can you imagine the profound Jedi wisdom they're sharing? 160 00:08:31.428 --> 00:08:36.642 Master Yoda? The blood is really starting to rush to my head. 161 00:08:36.725 --> 00:08:39.728 -Concentrate, young Skywalker. -(BEEPING) 162 00:08:40.062 --> 00:08:41.939 Concentrate! 163 00:08:42.022 --> 00:08:43.607 (LUKE GRUNTING) 164 00:08:43.690 --> 00:08:47.861 Master and apprentice. Hmm. Maybe I could learn something from this. 165 00:08:47.945 --> 00:08:51.031 You want me to lift my X-wing out of the swamp? 166 00:08:51.114 --> 00:08:54.034 With only the Force? All right, I'll try. 167 00:08:54.117 --> 00:08:58.247 No. Do or do not. There is no try. 168 00:09:02.209 --> 00:09:04.253 Isn't trying, like, a good thing? 169 00:09:04.336 --> 00:09:07.673 Participation trophies for Jedi, there are not. 170 00:09:10.259 --> 00:09:11.260 (GRUNTING) 171 00:09:16.098 --> 00:09:18.016 (R2-D2 BEEPING) 172 00:09:19.059 --> 00:09:20.269 (SEA MONSTER GROWLING) 173 00:09:20.352 --> 00:09:21.895 -(BEEPING) -(SHUSHING) 174 00:09:28.277 --> 00:09:29.820 (BEEPING) 175 00:09:29.903 --> 00:09:32.072 Cut it out! I'm trying to learn here. 176 00:09:32.447 --> 00:09:34.199 -Oh! (GRUNTING) -(BB-8 BEEPING) 177 00:09:34.908 --> 00:09:35.951 Learning can wait! 178 00:09:41.081 --> 00:09:43.000 It's just like the Jedi text said. 179 00:09:43.083 --> 00:09:47.546 "With a key to the galaxy's past, a Jedi's future becomes clear." 180 00:09:48.589 --> 00:09:50.632 This is how I learn to train Finn, 181 00:09:50.716 --> 00:09:54.261 by watching other Jedi Masters train their students. Come on! 182 00:09:54.970 --> 00:09:58.932 It's like Master Yoda said, "Do or do not." And I'm gonna do. 183 00:09:59.016 --> 00:10:00.017 (BEEPS) 184 00:10:02.144 --> 00:10:06.023 Ugh! Bored. Bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. 185 00:10:06.106 --> 00:10:09.484 Who cares about a trade dispute? 186 00:10:09.568 --> 00:10:11.278 Jedi do not seek adventure. 187 00:10:11.361 --> 00:10:13.197 I understand. It's just that it's not very... 188 00:10:13.280 --> 00:10:14.281 QUI-GON: Gas! 189 00:10:17.201 --> 00:10:18.952 OBI-WAN: Now this is more like it! 190 00:10:20.495 --> 00:10:21.914 Focus, Obi-Wan. 191 00:10:24.541 --> 00:10:25.876 Hurry, BB-8. 192 00:10:28.670 --> 00:10:29.922 OBI-WAN: Focus, Anakin. 193 00:10:30.005 --> 00:10:33.550 I know you're eager to see Padmé again, but we're on a mission. 194 00:10:33.634 --> 00:10:35.469 I am focused, Master. 195 00:10:35.552 --> 00:10:38.138 Follow my example and be mindful, Anakin. 196 00:10:38.222 --> 00:10:41.391 A Jedi must have complete awareness of their surroundings. 197 00:10:41.475 --> 00:10:44.353 It's Obi-Wan Kenobi training Anakin Skywalker! 198 00:10:44.436 --> 00:10:46.438 -(BEEPS) -No, they didn't see me. 199 00:10:46.522 --> 00:10:47.523 Hello, there. 200 00:10:48.941 --> 00:10:50.317 (CHUCKLES) 201 00:10:50.400 --> 00:10:51.902 -Hi. -(BEEPING) 202 00:11:14.341 --> 00:11:15.717 Artoo, try and lock... 203 00:11:15.801 --> 00:11:18.262 -(GRUNTS) -Sorry. Oh, Master Luke! 204 00:11:18.345 --> 00:11:20.722 What're you doing? I'm tryin' to aim here. 205 00:11:20.806 --> 00:11:22.307 OBI-WAN: Use the Force, Luke. 206 00:11:22.391 --> 00:11:23.725 Obi-Wan Kenobi! 207 00:11:23.809 --> 00:11:26.186 You're blocking my targeting computer. 208 00:11:26.770 --> 00:11:28.313 -REY: Stop! -LUKE: Ow! Get off! 209 00:11:32.818 --> 00:11:34.069 -You move it. -LUKE: Move your head! 210 00:11:34.152 --> 00:11:35.237 (OBI-WAN CLEARS THROAT) 211 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:37.281 Use the Force, Luke. 212 00:11:37.364 --> 00:11:38.782 (BEEPING) 213 00:11:38.866 --> 00:11:42.160 -Huh? -Listen to your Master, use the Force! 214 00:11:43.620 --> 00:11:44.955 DARTH VADER: I have you now. 215 00:11:46.582 --> 00:11:48.208 -Wha... -Yoo-hoo! 216 00:11:50.002 --> 00:11:51.170 PILOT: Look out! 217 00:11:55.215 --> 00:11:58.260 You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home. 218 00:12:05.684 --> 00:12:07.728 (SIGHS) Thank you? 219 00:12:09.021 --> 00:12:10.022 HAN: You're welcome. 220 00:12:11.190 --> 00:12:12.232 (GRUNTS) 221 00:12:12.316 --> 00:12:13.567 (GASPING) 222 00:12:13.650 --> 00:12:16.320 We just saw Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star. 223 00:12:16.403 --> 00:12:20.365 No, wait, technically we helped Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star! 224 00:12:20.449 --> 00:12:22.951 Master and apprentice! So cool! 225 00:12:23.035 --> 00:12:26.371 -(BEEPING) -Best Life Day ever! 226 00:12:26.455 --> 00:12:29.333 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 227 00:12:29.416 --> 00:12:33.754 YODA: On the Millennium Falcon, beginning to feel like Life Day it was. 228 00:12:33.837 --> 00:12:36.673 Decorations, check. Lights, check. 229 00:12:36.757 --> 00:12:37.799 Ice sculpture... 230 00:12:37.883 --> 00:12:39.343 -(PORGS GIBBER) -(R2-D2 BEEPING) 231 00:12:39.760 --> 00:12:40.802 In progress. 232 00:12:40.886 --> 00:12:44.556 Oh, Chewie, we still need a tree. Finn and I will clean up this mess. 233 00:12:44.640 --> 00:12:45.766 (ROARS) 234 00:12:46.808 --> 00:12:49.019 You know how Rey said we wouldn't notice she was gone? 235 00:12:50.938 --> 00:12:52.189 Yeah, I notice. 236 00:12:52.272 --> 00:12:53.815 (ALARM BLARING) 237 00:12:54.274 --> 00:12:55.734 Full thrust, Threepio! 238 00:12:59.613 --> 00:13:00.906 What are you doing? 239 00:13:00.989 --> 00:13:04.535 Engine thruster roasting. Cooks super fast. 240 00:13:05.452 --> 00:13:06.995 (COUGHING) 241 00:13:14.002 --> 00:13:15.796 (CHUCKLES) Disaster averted. 242 00:13:19.258 --> 00:13:20.717 -(PORGS GIBBERING) -(CHEWBACCA ROARS) 243 00:13:22.344 --> 00:13:25.889 Amazing! We've seen my Master! My Master's Master! 244 00:13:25.973 --> 00:13:28.517 My Master's father. My Master's father's Master... 245 00:13:28.600 --> 00:13:29.768 Where are you going? 246 00:13:29.852 --> 00:13:31.228 (GIBBERING) 247 00:13:31.311 --> 00:13:33.981 But there's so much more to see. To pass on to Finn. 248 00:13:34.064 --> 00:13:35.649 (BEEPING) 249 00:13:35.732 --> 00:13:38.443 We'll be back in plenty o' time for the party. I promise. 250 00:13:39.945 --> 00:13:44.324 Okay, okay. Just one more Master and apprentice? 251 00:13:44.408 --> 00:13:46.118 For me? For Finn? 252 00:13:47.035 --> 00:13:48.412 (BEEPS) 253 00:13:48.495 --> 00:13:50.789 I've got a good feeling about this. 254 00:13:52.124 --> 00:13:56.795 YODA: Though she did not know it, fraught with peril, Rey's quest was. 255 00:13:57.296 --> 00:14:00.757 Soon the Rebels will arrive and fall into my trap. 256 00:14:00.841 --> 00:14:06.847 By the time they discover Death Star Two is fully operational, it will be too late. 257 00:14:06.930 --> 00:14:12.519 They will be destroyed, and I shall rule the galaxy for eternity. 258 00:14:13.604 --> 00:14:16.690 I sense you disagree, Lord Vader. 259 00:14:16.773 --> 00:14:18.817 No, it's just... 260 00:14:19.234 --> 00:14:23.363 "Death Star Two" feels kind of derivative. 261 00:14:23.447 --> 00:14:25.824 Mmm-hmm. Then I suppose you have a better name? 262 00:14:25.908 --> 00:14:28.994 How about "Starkiller Base"? 263 00:14:29.369 --> 00:14:32.164 (SCOFFS) That's the stupidest name I've ever heard. 264 00:14:32.581 --> 00:14:36.418 Anyhoo, not sure you remembered, but it's Life Day. 265 00:14:36.502 --> 00:14:38.587 I got you something you're really gonna like. 266 00:14:38.670 --> 00:14:39.922 Ooh! 267 00:14:40.005 --> 00:14:42.049 Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (LAUGHING) 268 00:14:43.091 --> 00:14:45.802 "Galaxy's Best Emperor"? 269 00:14:46.553 --> 00:14:51.767 Of course, I'm the galaxy's best Emperor! I'm the galaxy's only Emperor! Meh! 270 00:14:51.850 --> 00:14:52.976 (BEEPING) 271 00:14:53.060 --> 00:14:55.062 This is so not what I had in mind. 272 00:14:55.145 --> 00:14:56.188 I heard something! 273 00:14:56.271 --> 00:14:57.648 Let's get out of here. 274 00:15:02.486 --> 00:15:06.865 Hey! I had to hit every gift shop on Batuu to find you that. 275 00:15:06.949 --> 00:15:08.200 Forget the mug. 276 00:15:08.283 --> 00:15:11.620 Whatever made this must be very powerful. 277 00:15:11.703 --> 00:15:13.914 -Me want-y! You get-y. -Whoa! 278 00:15:19.795 --> 00:15:20.838 (BEEPS) 279 00:15:20.921 --> 00:15:22.923 You were right. We should go home. 280 00:15:23.006 --> 00:15:25.342 Can you imagine if those two had seen us? 281 00:15:25.425 --> 00:15:27.594 -That would've been... -(DARTH VADER BREATHES HEAVILY) 282 00:15:28.470 --> 00:15:29.763 Not good. 283 00:15:31.181 --> 00:15:34.518 YODA: Hurrying to finish setting up the party, our heroes were. 284 00:15:34.601 --> 00:15:37.563 Soon to arrive, Chewbacca's family was. 285 00:15:37.980 --> 00:15:41.400 Looking good. Tree. Food. Decorations. 286 00:15:41.483 --> 00:15:43.527 Oh! I almost forgot music. 287 00:15:43.610 --> 00:15:45.362 (D-O PLAYING MUSIC) 288 00:15:45.445 --> 00:15:47.865 (SCATTING) 289 00:15:49.074 --> 00:15:50.367 It is on. 290 00:15:50.450 --> 00:15:51.994 (ROARING) 291 00:15:54.454 --> 00:15:59.459 Welcome, everyone! Gifts go under the tree and there's food over there. 292 00:16:01.712 --> 00:16:03.755 -(ROARING) -(GIBBERS) 293 00:16:06.717 --> 00:16:07.968 (BOTH BEEPING) 294 00:16:08.051 --> 00:16:09.178 (ROARING) 295 00:16:09.261 --> 00:16:10.888 This is not going well. 296 00:16:10.971 --> 00:16:13.682 If this party gets any worse, Poe's gonna start losin' arms. 297 00:16:13.765 --> 00:16:15.392 Who's up for party games? 298 00:16:15.475 --> 00:16:18.395 (ROARING) 299 00:16:18.478 --> 00:16:19.855 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 300 00:16:21.273 --> 00:16:22.691 BOTH: Distress signal! 301 00:16:27.112 --> 00:16:28.614 (REY GRUNTS) 302 00:16:28.697 --> 00:16:30.240 DARTH VADER: All too easy. 303 00:16:30.324 --> 00:16:33.076 Now I have the, uh... 304 00:16:33.160 --> 00:16:35.162 -What is this thing? -(BEEPS) 305 00:16:35.537 --> 00:16:36.788 REY: Give that back! 306 00:16:46.840 --> 00:16:48.550 DARTH VADER: You are a Jedi? 307 00:16:48.634 --> 00:16:49.801 That's right. 308 00:16:50.969 --> 00:16:52.137 (GRUNTS) 309 00:16:53.013 --> 00:16:55.140 (BOTH GRUNTING) 310 00:16:56.808 --> 00:16:58.143 Huh? 311 00:17:00.229 --> 00:17:01.522 (REY YELLS) 312 00:17:02.814 --> 00:17:03.815 (BEEPS) 313 00:17:04.650 --> 00:17:06.026 (BOTH GRUNTING) 314 00:17:16.453 --> 00:17:20.541 Impressive. I almost feel bad having to destroy you. 315 00:17:20.624 --> 00:17:21.917 Almost. 316 00:17:25.420 --> 00:17:27.172 (DARTH VADER BREATHING HEAVILY) 317 00:17:31.927 --> 00:17:33.720 What are you doing? Follow me. 318 00:17:33.804 --> 00:17:35.514 SNOWTROOPER: But you're right there. 319 00:17:35.889 --> 00:17:37.015 That's not me! 320 00:17:37.099 --> 00:17:41.270 Sure looks like you. Helmet, chest buttons, heavy breathing. 321 00:17:43.355 --> 00:17:45.315 We are invading the Rebel base. 322 00:17:45.399 --> 00:17:47.276 Forget the base. Stop the girl. 323 00:17:47.359 --> 00:17:50.445 You dare contradict me? I'm in charge here. 324 00:17:50.529 --> 00:17:51.613 No, I'm in charge! 325 00:17:52.447 --> 00:17:53.949 (BOTH GRUNTING) 326 00:17:54.616 --> 00:17:55.826 Who do you think you are? 327 00:17:55.909 --> 00:17:57.953 -I'm you! -No, you're me. 328 00:17:58.453 --> 00:18:00.122 Any idea what the protocol is here? 329 00:18:00.205 --> 00:18:02.207 (BOTH GRUNTING) 330 00:18:04.042 --> 00:18:05.502 Impressive. 331 00:18:05.836 --> 00:18:07.462 Most impressive. 332 00:18:08.213 --> 00:18:10.674 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 333 00:18:12.634 --> 00:18:14.178 BOTH: You are me. 334 00:18:15.220 --> 00:18:17.264 -BOTH: Destroy her. -(GRUNTS) 335 00:18:20.392 --> 00:18:21.643 (YELLS) 336 00:18:23.937 --> 00:18:26.356 (REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT) 337 00:18:26.440 --> 00:18:27.774 SNOWTROOPER: Lord Vader! 338 00:18:29.860 --> 00:18:31.820 DARTH VADER: That was weird. Come on. 339 00:18:35.032 --> 00:18:36.366 I hate you, Obi-Wan! 340 00:18:36.450 --> 00:18:39.536 Careful, Anakin. Anger leads to hate, and hate leads to... 341 00:18:39.620 --> 00:18:40.662 I know what it leads to! 342 00:18:43.248 --> 00:18:45.042 (SNOWTROOPERS SCREAM AND GRUNT) 343 00:18:50.881 --> 00:18:53.217 I have it! Lord Vader, I have it! 344 00:18:54.051 --> 00:18:55.052 DARTH VADER: Wha... 345 00:19:09.483 --> 00:19:11.735 (COOING) 346 00:19:12.861 --> 00:19:14.696 -DARTH VADER: Aw! -So cute. 347 00:19:15.489 --> 00:19:17.658 (ALL SCREAMING) 348 00:19:20.786 --> 00:19:24.206 FODE: ...the start of the third and final lap, Sebulba's in the lead, 349 00:19:24.289 --> 00:19:26.375 followed closely by Skywalker! 350 00:19:27.459 --> 00:19:29.253 They're side by side. 351 00:19:29.336 --> 00:19:30.587 (SCREAMS) 352 00:19:33.549 --> 00:19:34.633 SNOWTROOPER: Whoa! 353 00:19:34.716 --> 00:19:38.095 FODE: I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt! 354 00:19:41.515 --> 00:19:45.185 CLONE TROOPER 1: Ugh! Traffic duty. The worst. 355 00:19:45.269 --> 00:19:47.646 Hey! I just thought that exact thing! 356 00:19:47.729 --> 00:19:50.357 Sometimes it feels like we're the same person. 357 00:19:51.650 --> 00:19:54.820 BOTH: Podracers, don't see those every day. 358 00:19:54.903 --> 00:19:57.573 BOTH: Jinx! Oh! Double jinx! 359 00:20:04.746 --> 00:20:08.500 CLONE TROOPERS: Pull over! Pull over! Pull over! 360 00:20:17.718 --> 00:20:19.803 (REY GRUNTING) 361 00:20:25.726 --> 00:20:27.019 STORMTROOPERS: Whoa! 362 00:20:30.480 --> 00:20:33.942 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 363 00:20:42.034 --> 00:20:43.285 (SIGHS) 364 00:21:05.140 --> 00:21:06.308 ALL: Hello, there. 365 00:21:07.059 --> 00:21:08.602 (PANTING) 366 00:21:08.685 --> 00:21:09.728 (CLEARS THROAT) 367 00:21:13.941 --> 00:21:16.610 (SPEAKING RODIAN) Oonta goota, Solos? 368 00:21:16.693 --> 00:21:17.945 (IN ENGLISH) You wanna shoot first? 369 00:21:18.028 --> 00:21:19.029 After you. 370 00:21:20.531 --> 00:21:22.241 (ALL YELLING) 371 00:21:30.332 --> 00:21:31.583 (REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNTING) 372 00:21:32.084 --> 00:21:34.211 DARTH VADER: Someone has trained you well. 373 00:21:34.795 --> 00:21:37.548 You have no idea. 374 00:21:37.631 --> 00:21:38.882 Who are you guys? 375 00:21:39.633 --> 00:21:41.093 Master Skywalker. 376 00:21:41.176 --> 00:21:42.177 My son! 377 00:21:42.511 --> 00:21:46.807 I mean... My, these binary Suns, um... 378 00:21:47.266 --> 00:21:48.642 sure are hot. 379 00:21:48.725 --> 00:21:49.768 What is this? 380 00:21:50.686 --> 00:21:51.728 BOTH: The key! 381 00:21:51.812 --> 00:21:52.896 (REY GRUNTS) 382 00:21:52.980 --> 00:21:55.440 Private farm! Private farm! No trespassing! 383 00:21:55.524 --> 00:21:56.650 (REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT) 384 00:21:56.733 --> 00:21:57.901 Ow! 385 00:21:58.610 --> 00:21:59.903 ALL: Whoa! 386 00:22:02.281 --> 00:22:03.448 (BEEPING) 387 00:22:06.243 --> 00:22:07.286 (REY GRUNTS) 388 00:22:08.245 --> 00:22:09.621 The key, where's the key? 389 00:22:09.705 --> 00:22:10.789 (BEEPING) 390 00:22:15.252 --> 00:22:16.753 DARTH VADER: I'll take that. 391 00:22:18.088 --> 00:22:19.214 BB-8! 392 00:22:20.883 --> 00:22:22.009 DARTH VADER: And that. 393 00:22:24.803 --> 00:22:26.471 (GRUNTING) 394 00:22:29.558 --> 00:22:32.269 Worst Life Day ever. 395 00:22:41.445 --> 00:22:43.030 Happy Life Day! 396 00:22:43.113 --> 00:22:45.032 Took you long enough. Now, gimme! 397 00:22:45.532 --> 00:22:47.868 Uh... What is it? 398 00:22:47.951 --> 00:22:51.747 A key that allows us to travel across space and time. 399 00:22:51.830 --> 00:22:55.834 I have witnessed its awesome power. With it, we can rule the galaxy. 400 00:22:55.918 --> 00:22:57.794 Yeah, yeah, blabbity-blah. Ooh! 401 00:22:57.878 --> 00:23:00.422 Idea! Let's go to the future. 402 00:23:00.506 --> 00:23:04.801 Jedi destroyed, Rebellion crushed, and yours truly reigns supreme. 403 00:23:05.302 --> 00:23:07.095 (SIGHS) Let's see where I'm at in... 404 00:23:07.179 --> 00:23:09.473 Ooh, pick a number... 30 years. 405 00:23:12.935 --> 00:23:13.936 (EMPEROR GRUNTS) 406 00:23:15.020 --> 00:23:17.523 (SCATTING) 407 00:23:19.733 --> 00:23:22.653 Who's Supreme Leader? I'm Supreme Leader. 408 00:23:22.736 --> 00:23:26.031 Do a little dance now. Supreme Leader, Supreme Leader. 409 00:23:26.114 --> 00:23:28.325 Supreme Leader, we've prepared the... 410 00:23:28.408 --> 00:23:29.493 (SCATTING) 411 00:23:30.702 --> 00:23:35.082 (SHUDDERS) Shirts. I mean, ships to head to the pectoral locations. 412 00:23:35.499 --> 00:23:38.710 Platoon! Platoon locations across the midriff. 413 00:23:38.794 --> 00:23:40.212 Rim, rim! For the... 414 00:23:41.463 --> 00:23:45.926 Navel... Navy! Nav... Know what? I'll come back later. 415 00:23:47.219 --> 00:23:50.013 Who is this kid? What does he mean "Supreme Leader"? 416 00:23:50.097 --> 00:23:52.516 Is that above Emperor? Kinda sounds like it. 417 00:23:52.599 --> 00:23:56.395 (GRUNTS) I can hear you talking and him breathing and... 418 00:23:57.479 --> 00:24:00.607 Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! 419 00:24:00.691 --> 00:24:03.652 DARTH VADER: Yup. That's me. Wait. "Grandpa"? 420 00:24:03.735 --> 00:24:08.240 And Emperor Palpatine? I don't believe it! How are you even here? 421 00:24:08.323 --> 00:24:10.617 Uh... Life Day miracle? 422 00:24:10.701 --> 00:24:13.745 This is so cool! You're my inspiration. 423 00:24:15.205 --> 00:24:16.331 -DARTH VADER: Uh... -Huh. 424 00:24:16.415 --> 00:24:19.209 In fact, I'm about to finish what you started, 425 00:24:19.293 --> 00:24:21.920 I just made myself Supreme Leader and I... 426 00:24:22.004 --> 00:24:25.048 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk about that "Supreme Leader" stuff later. 427 00:24:25.132 --> 00:24:26.717 Let's... Let's get to me. 428 00:24:26.800 --> 00:24:31.096 So, I assume I now rule the entire galaxy for all eternity, hmm? 429 00:24:31.722 --> 00:24:32.723 Well... 430 00:24:33.515 --> 00:24:37.936 Okay, most of the galaxy? Some of the galaxy? 431 00:24:38.770 --> 00:24:41.815 A lousy Tibanna gas mine? Anything? 432 00:24:42.191 --> 00:24:44.651 Boy, do I have a story to tell you. 433 00:24:44.735 --> 00:24:48.530 You think maybe you could put a shirt on before you tell it? (SHUDDERS) 434 00:24:51.408 --> 00:24:54.036 Where are we? And who are you? 435 00:24:54.703 --> 00:24:58.790 Me? Oh, just the Jedi Master who let Darth Vader on the loose 436 00:24:58.874 --> 00:25:00.626 to who knows where or when. 437 00:25:02.377 --> 00:25:07.299 Yeah... I'm only a moisture farmer. I have no idea what a "Darth Vader" is. 438 00:25:07.382 --> 00:25:10.344 Now, if you've got questions about vaporators, I'm your guy. 439 00:25:10.844 --> 00:25:12.930 Oh, poor BB-8. 440 00:25:14.556 --> 00:25:17.518 Hmm. Maybe I can help. Hand me that head plate. 441 00:25:21.522 --> 00:25:24.191 (BEEPING) 442 00:25:24.274 --> 00:25:26.235 Look at that! Thank you, Luke. 443 00:25:26.318 --> 00:25:28.904 Aw, it was nothing. Whoa! 444 00:25:28.987 --> 00:25:31.156 I've never seen a droid move like that! 445 00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:32.574 (BEEPING) 446 00:25:33.408 --> 00:25:35.911 Get back here, little guy! (CHUCKLES) 447 00:25:35.994 --> 00:25:38.539 He's so cute! Look at him go! 448 00:25:39.289 --> 00:25:40.832 So, let me get this straight. 449 00:25:40.916 --> 00:25:44.086 He betrays me, throws me down a reactor shaft, 450 00:25:44.169 --> 00:25:47.089 and I don't rule the galaxy for eternity? 451 00:25:47.172 --> 00:25:49.508 Yep, that's pretty much the story. 452 00:25:49.800 --> 00:25:51.009 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 453 00:25:51.635 --> 00:25:54.054 You, uh... You got a lightsaber, kid? 454 00:25:56.139 --> 00:25:59.977 Ooh! (CHUCKLES) Crackly crossguards. May I? 455 00:26:00.602 --> 00:26:02.771 Mmm! Mmm! (CHUCKLING) 456 00:26:03.981 --> 00:26:06.108 Way more impressive than his. 457 00:26:06.191 --> 00:26:07.234 DARTH VADER: I heard that. 458 00:26:07.860 --> 00:26:09.236 I know. 459 00:26:09.653 --> 00:26:13.115 How about a mask, hmm? You, uh, got a mask? 460 00:26:13.532 --> 00:26:15.951 Well, I did. But I broke it. 461 00:26:16.577 --> 00:26:18.704 Oh, then allow me. 462 00:26:27.421 --> 00:26:29.756 Oh, that's original. 463 00:26:29.840 --> 00:26:31.091 No one asked you. 464 00:26:31.175 --> 00:26:34.469 Last question, would you ever, under any circumstance, 465 00:26:34.553 --> 00:26:36.346 betray your master? 466 00:26:36.430 --> 00:26:39.892 Like say, oh, throw him down a reactor shaft? 467 00:26:49.776 --> 00:26:52.154 Reactor shaft? No. 468 00:26:52.237 --> 00:26:53.989 Then come with me. 469 00:26:54.531 --> 00:26:55.616 KYLO: Where are we going? 470 00:26:57.826 --> 00:27:00.954 To change our destiny. 471 00:27:03.040 --> 00:27:04.416 (GRUNTS) 472 00:27:05.167 --> 00:27:09.963 YODA: Meanwhile, on the Millennium Falcon, hungry and bored Chewbacca's family was. 473 00:27:11.006 --> 00:27:13.759 -(GRUNTING) -(SCREAMING) 474 00:27:14.968 --> 00:27:16.803 Uh, what's with the smiles? 475 00:27:16.887 --> 00:27:18.931 Enjoying the biggest intergalactic disaster 476 00:27:19.014 --> 00:27:21.225 since Jar Jar Binks' senate speech? 477 00:27:21.308 --> 00:27:22.601 Nope. That. 478 00:27:23.185 --> 00:27:24.394 (TRILLS) 479 00:27:24.770 --> 00:27:26.772 -You can set up over there, Max. -(TRILLS) 480 00:27:26.855 --> 00:27:28.941 Um, what is Max Rebo doin' here? 481 00:27:29.024 --> 00:27:30.859 No one's listened to him in, like, 30 years. 482 00:27:30.943 --> 00:27:32.528 We hired him to kick this party up. 483 00:27:32.611 --> 00:27:37.199 And isn't it the Max Rebo Seven? I mean, where're the other, ya' know, six? 484 00:27:37.282 --> 00:27:38.575 (TRILLING) 485 00:27:38.659 --> 00:27:39.993 Oh. 486 00:27:40.077 --> 00:27:41.119 My condolences. 487 00:27:41.203 --> 00:27:44.665 Guys, this is a nice thought, but no one listens to... 488 00:27:44.748 --> 00:27:49.336 Max Rebo? Now this is a Life Day party! (LAUGHS) 489 00:27:49.628 --> 00:27:51.547 Where's my boyfriend? 490 00:27:51.630 --> 00:27:52.881 -(ROARING) -(LAUGHING) 491 00:27:52.965 --> 00:27:54.383 There he is! 492 00:27:54.466 --> 00:27:55.843 (LAUGHING) 493 00:27:55.926 --> 00:27:57.135 What is going on? 494 00:27:57.219 --> 00:28:00.556 Life Day is about being with friends and family, right? 495 00:28:00.639 --> 00:28:03.225 So, we figured the more the merrier! 496 00:28:03.308 --> 00:28:04.601 JAWA: (SPEAKING JAWANESE) Utinni! 497 00:28:04.685 --> 00:28:06.436 (SPEAKING RODIAN) Maclunkey! 498 00:28:06.520 --> 00:28:08.939 (IN ENGLISH) Off-world Jawa. Nice. 499 00:28:09.022 --> 00:28:12.860 And when you decided to invite an entire star system for dinner, 500 00:28:12.943 --> 00:28:14.486 did you have a plan to feed them all? 501 00:28:14.570 --> 00:28:16.572 -Of course, we did. -(R2-D2 BEEPING) 502 00:28:16.655 --> 00:28:22.035 Oh, Zorii! I knew you'd be back, with a bunch of tip-yip. 503 00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:23.829 Straight to the galley with those, Zorii. 504 00:28:24.246 --> 00:28:26.748 Please be a cape, please be a cape. 505 00:28:27.749 --> 00:28:28.917 It's a wrap! 506 00:28:30.127 --> 00:28:32.713 This is one of my favorites. Hope it's one of yours. 507 00:28:32.796 --> 00:28:34.131 (MUSIC PLAYING) 508 00:28:35.883 --> 00:28:41.096 (SINGING IN HUTTESE) 509 00:28:44.558 --> 00:28:47.311 (IN ENGLISH) In the original Huttese. Cool. 510 00:28:47.394 --> 00:28:52.232 (BOTH SINGING IN HUTTESE) 511 00:28:57.154 --> 00:28:58.155 (CRYING) 512 00:28:58.238 --> 00:28:59.239 (IN ENGLISH) Joy. 513 00:28:59.907 --> 00:29:04.203 Nice, right? Second Death Star! We built two o' these bad boys! 514 00:29:04.286 --> 00:29:08.040 I know! And that's how we got the idea for Starkiller Base! 515 00:29:08.123 --> 00:29:11.793 Ooh! "Starkiller"! (CHUCKLING) 516 00:29:11.877 --> 00:29:13.086 Good name! 517 00:29:13.170 --> 00:29:14.171 DARTH VADER: Hey! 518 00:29:14.254 --> 00:29:16.256 Oh. You. 519 00:29:16.340 --> 00:29:17.633 Forgot you're still here. 520 00:29:17.716 --> 00:29:20.010 Skywalker is down on the Forest Moon of Endor. 521 00:29:20.093 --> 00:29:21.386 Go. Fetch. 522 00:29:22.721 --> 00:29:23.972 Fine! 523 00:29:26.600 --> 00:29:31.021 Nice, right? Spins in both directions. Ooh! Whoo! 524 00:29:31.104 --> 00:29:33.023 Uh, not to point out the obvious, 525 00:29:33.106 --> 00:29:36.777 but sending Vader down to the Forest Moon above Endor to get Skywalker 526 00:29:36.860 --> 00:29:40.072 sets off the exact chain of events that ends with Vader 527 00:29:40.155 --> 00:29:43.116 picking you up and chucking you down a reactor shaft. 528 00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:45.702 And there's no coming back from that. 529 00:29:46.119 --> 00:29:47.371 Yeah, so? 530 00:29:47.454 --> 00:29:50.415 So, aren't you worried about your apprentice betraying you? 531 00:29:51.166 --> 00:29:55.295 Ah, you mean my former apprentice? 532 00:29:57.089 --> 00:29:58.423 REY: Way to go, Rey. 533 00:29:58.507 --> 00:30:01.134 If you'd just listened to your friends and stayed on the Falcon, 534 00:30:01.218 --> 00:30:02.636 none of this would have happened. 535 00:30:03.136 --> 00:30:08.183 But instead, you ignored them and... And now you're talking to yourself. 536 00:30:08.267 --> 00:30:11.478 YODA: Upset, young Rey was. And alone. 537 00:30:12.104 --> 00:30:13.480 And hearing things. 538 00:30:13.564 --> 00:30:14.815 YODA: You are not. 539 00:30:16.942 --> 00:30:19.778 Master Yoda? I... I don't believe it! 540 00:30:19.862 --> 00:30:23.782 With all you've seen today, so impossible to believe, is it? Hmm? 541 00:30:23.866 --> 00:30:27.369 Master Yoda. I failed completely. 542 00:30:27.452 --> 00:30:28.745 So sure, are you? 543 00:30:28.829 --> 00:30:31.665 Failed to teach Finn. Failed to stop Darth Vader. 544 00:30:31.748 --> 00:30:34.585 Failed to find a way out of here. Pretty sure, yeah. 545 00:30:34.668 --> 00:30:36.086 All teachers fail. 546 00:30:36.170 --> 00:30:38.672 Saw my failure with Luke on Dagobah, you did. 547 00:30:38.755 --> 00:30:41.300 -That's different. -No, no different. 548 00:30:41.383 --> 00:30:43.635 From failure we can learn. 549 00:30:43.719 --> 00:30:46.263 Learn to be a better student or better teacher. 550 00:30:47.222 --> 00:30:48.265 (SIGHS) 551 00:30:48.348 --> 00:30:51.810 Come. Let me show you what you failed to see. 552 00:30:53.020 --> 00:30:54.396 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 553 00:30:59.818 --> 00:31:01.028 REY: I'm home? 554 00:31:01.111 --> 00:31:03.906 No. Here, but not here, you are. To learn. 555 00:31:03.989 --> 00:31:04.990 POE: Look out! 556 00:31:05.073 --> 00:31:08.160 -(PORGS GIBBERING) -(FINN EXCLAIMS) 557 00:31:10.996 --> 00:31:12.748 Whoa! Where'd you learn that? 558 00:31:12.831 --> 00:31:15.042 Rey taught me to be mindful of my surroundings. 559 00:31:15.125 --> 00:31:16.126 Rey's a good teacher. 560 00:31:16.210 --> 00:31:17.211 The best. 561 00:31:18.045 --> 00:31:19.421 Wise, Finn is. 562 00:31:19.505 --> 00:31:21.924 No. Wrong, Finn is. 563 00:31:22.007 --> 00:31:23.383 I don't understand. 564 00:31:23.467 --> 00:31:27.554 I've pored over the Jedi texts. Memorized all there is to know. 565 00:31:27.638 --> 00:31:30.349 Dedicated myself to passing on that knowledge. 566 00:31:31.517 --> 00:31:33.852 Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi? 567 00:31:34.770 --> 00:31:36.063 Hand me the lightsaber. 568 00:31:36.772 --> 00:31:38.190 (SIGHS) Guess not. 569 00:31:38.273 --> 00:31:42.194 Oh, no. Instead of helping Finn, I hurt his feelings. 570 00:31:42.277 --> 00:31:46.406 So focused on the books you were, the most important thing you forgot. 571 00:31:47.199 --> 00:31:50.452 Knowledge and training, a Jedi needs. Yes. 572 00:31:50.536 --> 00:31:54.206 But useless these are, without connection. 573 00:31:55.916 --> 00:31:57.084 What do you see? 574 00:31:57.876 --> 00:32:00.212 Jedi Masters and their students. 575 00:32:00.754 --> 00:32:03.215 Students, yes. But also... 576 00:32:03.632 --> 00:32:05.259 Friends. 577 00:32:06.468 --> 00:32:09.596 Hmm. Understand now, you do? 578 00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:12.182 A happy Life Day, I wish you, young Rey. 579 00:32:13.392 --> 00:32:15.519 Happy Life Day, Master Yoda. 580 00:32:17.938 --> 00:32:19.982 Oh, wait! How do we get out of here? 581 00:32:20.065 --> 00:32:22.359 What about Vader? And the Emperor? 582 00:32:22.442 --> 00:32:24.820 Showed you all you need to know, I did. 583 00:32:24.903 --> 00:32:27.614 (CHUCKLES) The power all along, you had. 584 00:32:28.866 --> 00:32:31.118 -Whoa! -(GASPS) Oh. 585 00:32:31.201 --> 00:32:32.786 I didn't mean to scare you. 586 00:32:32.870 --> 00:32:34.663 Did you find that key you're lookin' for? 587 00:32:35.622 --> 00:32:37.040 -No. -Oh. 588 00:32:37.124 --> 00:32:39.293 I thought maybe that was what the green guy meant 589 00:32:39.376 --> 00:32:42.045 when he said, "You had the power all along." 590 00:32:42.129 --> 00:32:43.422 You saw that? 591 00:32:43.505 --> 00:32:45.215 At least, I think that's what he said. 592 00:32:45.757 --> 00:32:46.967 It was kinda all backwards-y. 593 00:32:47.551 --> 00:32:49.595 "Had the power all along." 594 00:32:49.678 --> 00:32:51.305 Luke! Thank you. 595 00:32:51.388 --> 00:32:53.348 -For what? -For teaching me something. 596 00:33:00.772 --> 00:33:02.399 (EXHALES) 597 00:33:11.408 --> 00:33:14.703 YODA: All living things, the Force connects. 598 00:33:15.621 --> 00:33:16.747 Reach out... 599 00:33:18.457 --> 00:33:22.544 YODA: In connection, strength we find. 600 00:33:23.545 --> 00:33:27.174 And happen, great things can. 601 00:33:34.139 --> 00:33:36.600 -You did it! -No, we did it! 602 00:33:36.683 --> 00:33:38.602 -Come on! -Where are we going? 603 00:33:38.685 --> 00:33:39.937 To set things right. 604 00:33:46.109 --> 00:33:49.071 So, do you understand the plan? 605 00:33:49.154 --> 00:33:50.864 KYLO: Whee! 606 00:33:50.948 --> 00:33:54.535 Oh! Both ways! 607 00:33:54.618 --> 00:33:55.786 The plan. Do you... 608 00:33:57.871 --> 00:33:59.414 Do you understand it? 609 00:33:59.498 --> 00:34:01.208 When Vader returns with Skywalker, 610 00:34:01.291 --> 00:34:04.211 I grab them and I chuck them both in the reactor. 611 00:34:04.294 --> 00:34:06.713 That's right! (SCOFFS) See how they like it. 612 00:34:06.797 --> 00:34:11.009 Then you and I rule the galaxy for all eternity. 613 00:34:11.093 --> 00:34:16.974 The Emperor and his faithful second-in-command, the Supreme Leader. 614 00:34:17.057 --> 00:34:19.351 (SIGHS) Master, I'm unsure. 615 00:34:19.434 --> 00:34:21.812 Oh, no, no, no. As you can see, 616 00:34:21.895 --> 00:34:25.148 "Emperor" is clearly above "Supreme Leader." 617 00:34:26.233 --> 00:34:28.944 Speaking of which, scoochy scooch! 618 00:34:29.695 --> 00:34:32.489 No, I'm good with throwing my Uncle Luke down a reactor. 619 00:34:32.573 --> 00:34:34.449 But Grandpa Vader too? 620 00:34:34.533 --> 00:34:37.202 Hey, don't get cold feet on me now, kid. 621 00:34:41.373 --> 00:34:42.666 What is that? 622 00:34:46.336 --> 00:34:47.337 Ben? 623 00:34:47.421 --> 00:34:48.797 Ben? Who's Ben? 624 00:34:48.881 --> 00:34:52.301 That's "Supreme Leader Kylo Ren" to you! 625 00:34:52.384 --> 00:34:54.428 Check out this place! 626 00:34:54.511 --> 00:34:57.514 You! You're gonna pay for what you did to me! 627 00:34:57.598 --> 00:34:58.849 What I did to him? 628 00:34:58.932 --> 00:35:00.559 I... I don't even know who he is. 629 00:35:00.642 --> 00:35:03.812 Less talky-talky, more fighty-fighty! Destroy them! 630 00:35:06.148 --> 00:35:07.482 (BOTH GRUNTING) 631 00:35:10.694 --> 00:35:11.737 (BEEPING) 632 00:35:18.160 --> 00:35:20.120 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Dark side. 633 00:35:20.954 --> 00:35:22.539 No one hurts my friend! 634 00:35:22.664 --> 00:35:23.749 (GRUNTS) 635 00:35:27.961 --> 00:35:29.630 (GRUNTS) Whoa! 636 00:35:31.089 --> 00:35:34.218 Excellent work, my new apprentice. 637 00:35:34.301 --> 00:35:36.970 Now destroy Skywalker. 638 00:35:37.054 --> 00:35:38.263 KYLO: With pleasure. 639 00:35:38.347 --> 00:35:39.681 (BEEPING) 640 00:35:45.979 --> 00:35:47.397 (KYLO GRUNTING) 641 00:35:47.481 --> 00:35:50.984 Fine, destroy the girl first. Then Skywalker. 642 00:35:51.068 --> 00:35:54.112 Oh, and if Vader ever bothers to show up, destroy him too. 643 00:35:54.738 --> 00:35:56.073 DARTH VADER: Wait. What? 644 00:35:56.156 --> 00:35:58.033 -KYLO: Uncle Luke? -"Uncle"? 645 00:35:58.116 --> 00:35:59.535 (CHUCKLING) 646 00:35:59.618 --> 00:36:01.078 This just got interesting. 647 00:36:01.161 --> 00:36:04.122 What did you mean by, "Destroy Vader too"? 648 00:36:04.206 --> 00:36:06.959 -Um... -(BEEPING) 649 00:36:09.878 --> 00:36:11.880 (REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT) 650 00:36:11.964 --> 00:36:13.799 No time to explain. We need to... 651 00:36:13.882 --> 00:36:16.802 Stop everyone in a black cape. I know the drill. 652 00:36:18.178 --> 00:36:20.055 Okay, they want to destroy me. 653 00:36:20.681 --> 00:36:22.432 As do you. And you. 654 00:36:22.516 --> 00:36:25.686 Really not sure whose side I'm on here. 655 00:36:25.769 --> 00:36:27.938 -Mine! -KYLO: What about me? 656 00:36:28.021 --> 00:36:32.234 Fine! You too! Okay? All of us! Make with the fighty-fighty! 657 00:36:49.501 --> 00:36:51.170 KYLO: I've always hated you! 658 00:36:51.253 --> 00:36:53.714 Kid, I've never seen you before in my life. 659 00:36:54.631 --> 00:36:57.509 -KYLO: Ow! -Oopsie! Zappity, zappity, zappity! 660 00:36:58.385 --> 00:37:00.804 (LAUGHING) 661 00:37:01.555 --> 00:37:04.016 (GRUNTING) 662 00:37:06.310 --> 00:37:07.311 (REY YELLS) 663 00:37:09.271 --> 00:37:10.397 (REY GRUNTS) 664 00:37:13.233 --> 00:37:16.987 Join me and together we can rule the galaxy! 665 00:37:17.070 --> 00:37:18.530 Good. 666 00:37:18.614 --> 00:37:19.698 Wait, what now? 667 00:37:19.781 --> 00:37:21.658 (BEEPING) 668 00:37:30.709 --> 00:37:33.212 Really should've seen that coming. (YELLS) 669 00:37:33.879 --> 00:37:34.880 Goodbye, Ben. 670 00:37:35.380 --> 00:37:36.423 (YELLING) 671 00:37:43.180 --> 00:37:44.181 No! 672 00:37:45.516 --> 00:37:49.853 No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no! 673 00:37:54.733 --> 00:37:56.235 Enough, Lord Vader! 674 00:37:56.318 --> 00:37:58.612 I will finish this. 675 00:37:59.363 --> 00:38:01.240 (SCREAMS AND GRUNTS) 676 00:38:01.657 --> 00:38:02.741 (GROANS) 677 00:38:02.824 --> 00:38:03.992 No! 678 00:38:04.076 --> 00:38:09.081 And now, you will feel the full power of the dark side. 679 00:38:09.164 --> 00:38:10.832 (DARTH VADER GRUNTING) 680 00:38:12.417 --> 00:38:14.211 (EMPEROR LAUGHING) 681 00:38:15.045 --> 00:38:17.673 -DARTH VADER: Ow! -That's for throwing me in the reactor! 682 00:38:17.756 --> 00:38:19.675 -I didn't! -Well, not yet. 683 00:38:19.758 --> 00:38:21.134 Zippity, zappity, zappity! 684 00:38:21.218 --> 00:38:23.178 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 685 00:38:23.929 --> 00:38:25.848 (GROANING) 686 00:38:25.931 --> 00:38:27.766 You are most impressive. 687 00:38:27.850 --> 00:38:32.521 Perhaps, you'd like to join me as my new, new apprentice. 688 00:38:32.604 --> 00:38:34.898 You, me, and that key. 689 00:38:35.524 --> 00:38:37.067 Me, join you? 690 00:38:37.150 --> 00:38:38.151 Never! 691 00:38:38.235 --> 00:38:40.571 You've failed before. You'll fail again. 692 00:38:40.654 --> 00:38:43.574 Good will always triumph over evil. 693 00:38:43.657 --> 00:38:45.450 Yes, well, we'll see about that. 694 00:38:45.534 --> 00:38:47.369 (GRUNTING) 695 00:38:49.496 --> 00:38:50.789 (SCREAMS) 696 00:38:50.873 --> 00:38:55.794 If you won't join me, then I will go back and destroy Skywalker! 697 00:38:56.378 --> 00:38:59.798 Both of them. And Kylo Ren! And Vader! 698 00:38:59.882 --> 00:39:05.012 I will rule the galaxy forever, by myself like I always should have. 699 00:39:05.095 --> 00:39:07.222 It is my destiny. 700 00:39:07.306 --> 00:39:08.390 No! 701 00:39:08.473 --> 00:39:09.892 (REY GRUNTS) 702 00:39:11.393 --> 00:39:13.187 Pathetic girl. 703 00:39:13.270 --> 00:39:16.148 Did you really think you could defeat me alone? 704 00:39:16.231 --> 00:39:18.567 I am not alone. 705 00:39:25.532 --> 00:39:27.451 DARTH VADER: I'm coming, my Master. 706 00:39:29.369 --> 00:39:32.789 Luke? Do you remember the first Jedi lesson you ever learned? 707 00:39:33.832 --> 00:39:35.292 -Let... -Go! 708 00:39:36.376 --> 00:39:37.669 (LAUGHING) 709 00:39:37.753 --> 00:39:39.046 What? (GRUNTING) 710 00:39:39.129 --> 00:39:41.465 Get off of me, you oaf! 711 00:39:43.342 --> 00:39:45.719 -Are you all right? -I've been worse. 712 00:39:46.762 --> 00:39:48.013 Give me a hand, BB-8. 713 00:39:51.725 --> 00:39:53.018 LUKE: Where are you going? 714 00:39:53.101 --> 00:39:54.895 To put "you" back where you belong. 715 00:39:54.978 --> 00:39:57.439 Well, not "you" you. This you. 716 00:39:57.523 --> 00:39:59.191 Don't you want to see what happens? 717 00:39:59.274 --> 00:40:01.401 DARTH VADER: I'm sorry. EMPEROR: One simple screw up! 718 00:40:01.485 --> 00:40:03.403 -DARTH VADER: Just move! -Can't you do anything right? 719 00:40:03.487 --> 00:40:04.613 I already know. 720 00:40:05.322 --> 00:40:06.657 May the Force be with you. 721 00:40:08.534 --> 00:40:09.743 Nice kid. 722 00:40:09.826 --> 00:40:11.286 Oh, perfect. 723 00:40:11.370 --> 00:40:12.788 Now they're getting away. 724 00:40:12.871 --> 00:40:14.331 And it's all your... 725 00:40:14.414 --> 00:40:16.500 Huh? Hey! Put me down! 726 00:40:17.251 --> 00:40:20.462 DARTH VADER: I'm done taking orders from you. 727 00:40:24.466 --> 00:40:27.594 Hey, what's with the sweater? (SCREAMING) 728 00:40:27.678 --> 00:40:30.138 Happy Life Day! 729 00:40:34.268 --> 00:40:37.563 "Galaxy's Best Emperor." (SCOFFS) 730 00:40:38.522 --> 00:40:40.899 Huh. This is actually pretty thoughtful. 731 00:40:41.525 --> 00:40:42.818 Why was I so mean about it? 732 00:40:42.901 --> 00:40:46.154 In fact, why am I always so mean? 733 00:40:46.238 --> 00:40:47.364 (GASPS) 734 00:40:48.115 --> 00:40:50.617 It's a Life Day miracle! 735 00:40:50.701 --> 00:40:51.702 Oh, that's it. 736 00:40:51.785 --> 00:40:54.329 That's it! From now on, no more dark side! 737 00:40:54.413 --> 00:40:56.707 No more ruling the galaxy! 738 00:40:56.790 --> 00:41:01.378 Ol' Sheevy Palpatine is gonna change his way. (SCREAMING) 739 00:41:06.925 --> 00:41:09.970 (BEEPING) 740 00:41:10.053 --> 00:41:12.514 He'll be fine. He's one tough Jedi. 741 00:41:14.183 --> 00:41:15.350 He just doesn't know it yet. 742 00:41:16.518 --> 00:41:18.854 Come on. There's still one more thing we need to fix. 743 00:41:18.937 --> 00:41:20.063 (BEEPS) 744 00:41:42.753 --> 00:41:44.463 (BEEPS) 745 00:41:52.888 --> 00:41:54.890 (MUSIC PLAYING) 746 00:41:57.768 --> 00:41:59.978 (ALL CHEERING) 747 00:42:07.861 --> 00:42:09.988 Who's hungry? 748 00:42:10.113 --> 00:42:11.406 (ALL CHEERING) 749 00:42:11.490 --> 00:42:12.533 FINN: Me! Me! Me! 750 00:42:13.242 --> 00:42:15.327 Mmm! Do I smell tip-yip? 751 00:42:15.744 --> 00:42:16.995 -Rey! -(ROARS) 752 00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:18.330 Look at all this! 753 00:42:18.914 --> 00:42:20.624 Glad we made it back in time! 754 00:42:20.707 --> 00:42:22.125 -So are we. -(ROARS) 755 00:42:22.209 --> 00:42:25.587 C-3PO: Oh, my! That must've been quite an adventure. 756 00:42:26.463 --> 00:42:29.299 -How many Master Skywalkers? -(BB-8 BEEPS) 757 00:42:29.383 --> 00:42:30.592 That sounds quite impossible. 758 00:42:30.676 --> 00:42:32.970 Did you find what you were lookin' for at the temple? 759 00:42:33.053 --> 00:42:36.598 Turns out what I was looking for was right here. 760 00:42:37.224 --> 00:42:38.350 -ROSE: Aw! -(POE WHIMPERING) 761 00:42:38.433 --> 00:42:41.061 Oh, all right, you two, enough hugging. 762 00:42:41.144 --> 00:42:42.688 Come on. Let's eat. 763 00:42:42.771 --> 00:42:44.314 Are you crying again? 764 00:42:44.398 --> 00:42:46.275 No, pollen! 765 00:42:48.443 --> 00:42:51.780 Care to do the honors, Jedi Party Master? 766 00:42:52.281 --> 00:42:53.574 I think Finn should do it. 767 00:42:54.116 --> 00:42:55.784 But you're going to need this. 768 00:42:56.493 --> 00:42:57.703 Whoa! 769 00:42:58.620 --> 00:43:00.914 So, I am ready to become a Jedi. 770 00:43:00.998 --> 00:43:03.208 And now, I'm ready to train you. 771 00:43:05.127 --> 00:43:06.128 (INHALES) 772 00:43:06.211 --> 00:43:08.589 Okay. Let go, 773 00:43:08.672 --> 00:43:11.592 let go, let go. 774 00:43:15.053 --> 00:43:16.054 Oh. 775 00:43:16.597 --> 00:43:18.599 -(POE CRYING) -Oh, Finn! 776 00:43:19.308 --> 00:43:20.976 We'll work on that. Together. 777 00:43:23.896 --> 00:43:26.023 -C-3PO: Oh, my! -No way. 778 00:43:26.106 --> 00:43:29.902 C-3PO: Snow on Kashyyyk. Why, the odds of this happening are... 779 00:43:30.777 --> 00:43:33.322 Oh, where is everybody? Wait for me! 780 00:43:34.406 --> 00:43:36.366 Whoa! Whoo! (CHUCKLES) 781 00:43:36.450 --> 00:43:38.035 (ALL CHUCKLING) 782 00:43:39.786 --> 00:43:40.871 (BEEPING) 783 00:43:40.954 --> 00:43:43.165 Hey, careful, that's not a snowball, that's BB-8! 784 00:43:44.374 --> 00:43:45.501 (ROARING) 785 00:43:46.335 --> 00:43:47.753 (GIBBERING) 786 00:43:50.088 --> 00:43:51.381 Whoo! (CHUCKLING) 787 00:43:51.465 --> 00:43:52.841 D-O: Whee! Whee! 788 00:43:56.929 --> 00:43:57.930 -Hey! -Look out! 789 00:44:03.143 --> 00:44:04.520 YODA: A time of joy. 790 00:44:05.521 --> 00:44:06.813 Of friendship. 791 00:44:07.481 --> 00:44:08.649 Of family. 792 00:44:09.608 --> 00:44:12.778 -All of this, Life Day is. -(BB-8 BEEPING) 793 00:44:12.861 --> 00:44:14.738 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 794 00:44:19.368 --> 00:44:22.162 And a happy one, I wish you.