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[crowd cheering]

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Hey.

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-Guys.
-Hi, Dave.

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[cheering continues]

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All right.

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Hey, everybody. Good to see ya.

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Thanks for coming.
Netflix finally gave me my own special.

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And they love my comedy so much,

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they didn't want me to be alone,
so they…

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Please say hello to Fortune Feimster

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-and London Hughes.
-[both] Hi!

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A big show for you tonight.

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We have Emma Corrin
and Josh O'Connor from The Crown.

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We have Lauren and Cameron Hamilton
from Love is Blind.

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[cheer]

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Lily Collins from Emily in Paris,

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[cheer]

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Anya Taylor-Joy from Queen's Gambit,

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Rick Kirkham from Tiger King,
and Kevin Hart from everything else.

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[crowd cheers]

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Damn.

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-This show--
-Those are some real gets.

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-[David] It's a big one, right?
-Yeah.

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Lots of good shows on Netflix this year.

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There were so many,
Netflix should have their own award show.

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Then I was like,
"Wait, they do. The Emmys."

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And the Oscars and the CableACE Award.

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Honestly, the last 12 months
were the most memorable decade of my life.

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So much happened.

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Elon Musk and Grimes, they had a baby.

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They named it Meep-Mop-Moop.

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No, I think the real name was X-E-I-T-1-2,

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or as I call him, Bingo!

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-Uh…
-Sounds like the name of a vaccine.

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[David] That's right.

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They named the kid after the next vaccine.

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Uh… What else? Disney confirmed
its first bisexual character

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in a new animated series.

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They're calling it The Mandalorian Who
Sometimes Feels Like a Womandolorian.

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I don't think you know,
that's not what bisexual… Never mind.

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-Did I get that one wrong?
-Yeah. It's fine.

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I'd say it's the second
bisexual character.

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Ariel from The Little Mermaid
liked both clams and blowfish.

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Do you remember?

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If you think back,
then you're like… yeah.

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Wrong. Don't clap that.

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[laughing]

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Tekashi69 was released early from prison
for medical reasons.

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I guess snitches really do get stitches.

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I thought-- I always thought
that was a saying, and I'm like, "Oh…"

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Six-nine? It's not sixty-nine?

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I think in prison it's now 69.

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[laughter]

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Fyre Fest creator Billy McFarland
was put in solitary confinement

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after he was caught
trying to start a podcast.

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This should be the universal punishment
for trying to start a podcast.

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A lot's happened in music.

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Taylor Swift's new album
sold 1.3 million copies in one day.

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It broke streaming records,
it broke download records,

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and it broke one rapper in Wyoming.

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You know, Kanye, he got 60,000 votes
in the last presidential election.

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He came in behind an everything bagel.

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I voted for the everything bagel.
I felt so stupid.

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Speaking of guys who force their followers
to wear beige clothing,

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Kim Jong-un had major health issues,
reportedly from excessive drinking.

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Being known as a drunk
is really gonna hurt his reputation.

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You don't wanna be known
as the crazy dictator

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that's also a bit of a Boozy Suzie.

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[whistles]

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I don't hang out with that dude now.

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He gets weird when he's drunk.

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We had a lot of firsts this year.

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The Bachelor announced that Matt James

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will be the show's
first ever Black bachelor.

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-Right? Isn't that great?
-[audience cheering]

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Producers said it was time
to give Black men

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who aren't professional athletes
a shot at white women.

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-Wow. Wow.
-[laughing]

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[David] "Wow."

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Is there a cat there? Wow.

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-Wow.
-Yeah, man, even I signed up.

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TikTok was all the rage during quarantine.

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A report says a top TikTok star

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can make as much as five million a year.

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Kim Kardashian was like, "I can't believe
I could've done a dance video

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instead of a…"

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[whistles] "I could've…

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Aw. I can't catch a break."

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-All right, let's get this thing going.
-Yeah!

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[upbeat music plays]

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Whoo. Nice.

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-Yes, smooth.
-Smooth?

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-Smooth sailing.
-Smooth.

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You guys, one of the… probably one
of the biggest stories this year

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was the coronavirus.

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-[London] Yes.
-I think that's safe to say.

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So… were you guys for it?
Were you against it?

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Where did you land?

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It's crazy. I was totally for it,
because I basically moved to LA

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in February to become a star.

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Um, and then the coronavirus hit,
then it was lockdown,

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then there was a race war.

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[laughs]

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There was California wildfires,
ash falling from the sky…

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No free healthcare in the country.
Don't know if you knew.

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But I got this job. Things are looking up!

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-There you go.
-[David] Nice.

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-Things are looking…
-I'm living the American dream!

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It's amazing.

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I also moved to LA to become a star.

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[laughter]

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[David] Excellent.

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I remember when we were stuck for so long,
and the governor came out and said,

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"Okay, we're gonna start opening things.
First tier."

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I was like, "Here we go."

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He's like, "Starting tomorrow,
rock quarries are open, um…

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caterpillar sanctuaries,
archery repair shops."

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I'm like, "What the fuck is going on?
Anything that I do?"

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I just want indoor dining again.
Jesus… anything.

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Yeah, this has been a tough time.

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I mean, pre-pandemic,
I was a tight 125 pounds.

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-And…
-[David] Tight!

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Yes, babe.

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Things have… Things have changed.

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[laughing]

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R. Kelly wasn't dating COVID-15.
Did you hear that?

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[London] Stop it!

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I think it's a rumor.

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-David Spade. Jesus.
-There's no proof of that.

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-Oh, man.
-Anything good come out of quarantine?

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I had a new hobby. I've taken up celibacy.
Um…

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Not on purpose, not by choice.
It just happened.

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So did I. I got married.

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[laughs]

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The only way we can end this topic is with
the vaccine. So let's move on. All right.

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So, the beginning of quarantine
was hard on all of us.

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But we all started feeling
a little bit better about our lives

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after watching a gay guy
marry two straight dudes

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while eating expired meat from Walmart.
[laughs]

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Our next guest helped Joe Exotic
become our Tiger King.

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Please welcome the legendary producer

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and star of the biggest
Netflix documentary of the year,

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it's Mr. Rick Kirkham.

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[applause]

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Rick! Rick! Rick!

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-Rick!
-Rick! Rick! Rick!

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Ricky Rick!
Snake Hips Rick, I like to call you. Hi.

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-Hi, Rick.
-Hey.

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Nice to see you all again.

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Rick, the hat. I didn't know
if he was gonna wear the hat.

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I'm so glad you did.
Is it stuck to your head?

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The hat is good.

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It's an appendage. It doesn't come off.

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Yeah. It looks like you're calling
from a closet.

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Reminds me of the good old days.

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[all laughing]

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Rick, thanks for joining us.

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Uh, are you and Carole Baskin
still Facebook friends or no?

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We are still Facebook friends,

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even though she knows
that I believe she killed her husband.

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She still stays friends with me.

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-Rick, dang!
-Yo!

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-Richie.
-Rick.

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Did you vote for her
on Dancing With the Stars?

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[laughs] No.
Actually, I couldn't stand to watch.

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It was just too horrible to look at.
My eyes, my eyes…

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-Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, Rick.

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Did she, uh… Do you think she tap danced
on her husband's grave?

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-Oh, my God. [laughs]
-I'm tying it all together, folks.

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In hindsight, do you think Joe is a hero
or a villain, or is it murky?

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Oh, wow, you know, David,
we talked earlier in the year,

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and things have been just as crazy
since then up until now.

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We're doing interviews
and different shows,

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and everybody wanted to know
what I thought about Carole

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and her husband,
and I finally came out and admitted,

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yes, I believe she killed the husband.

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Um, this… this whole thing
has been maniacal.

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I can't believe that ten months later
we're still talking Tiger King,

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and it's still interesting.

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But it just gets more and more interesting
as every day goes by.

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What did you expect
when you signed up for the show?

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What were you thinking
would happen to your life

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when you said, "Yeah, Netflix,
I'll do this documentary, easy"?

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You know what?
The Netflix producers got hold of me

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about a year before the series started.

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And they said,
"Rick, this is gonna be a huge thing,

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your life is gonna change,

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you're not gonna understand
how big this interview really is

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until it comes out."

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And I'm like,
"Yeah, right, give me a break."

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[London laughs]

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If you couldn't tell,
he did the symbol for "wanker."

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-[chuckles] Full wanker.
-I don't know what that means.

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That means wanker. It's British.

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I'll explain later.

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-[laughs]
-The bottom line was, they were right.

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When Netflix came out this past February
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-my life turned upside down.
-[London] Really?

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All of a sudden, I was doing interviews
three, four times a day

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all around the world.

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Uh, I had to close down
my one Facebook page,

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because people were coming in
by the thousands.

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Yes.

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It just went crazy.
I couldn't use my phone for six months.

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-[London] Wow.
-Just now,

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I was able to use the phone again.
So it's been nutty, crazy.

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-But to tell how crazy it is…
-Yeah, show us.

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…last week in the mail
I got a Rick Kirkham action figure.

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-[David laughs]
-[London] Oh my god!

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Yes, mate!

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It looks like Freddy Krueger.

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It looks like "generic white man,"
but I love it!

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[laughs]

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We both shit on it. [laughs]

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And, Rick, you had taped even more stuff

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and it burned down.

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I mean, would this have been Tiger King
on steroids… and meth?

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Yeah, I think people
would've been fainting in the streets,

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had I had the material that we
originally shot for the reality show.

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But as you mentioned, it all burned up
in the fire there at the zoo,

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the fire that Joe said I burned,

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the fire that Joe said Carole burned…

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[Fortune] Right.

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…that his partner John burned,
everybody but him.

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And now we pretty much know
through the FBI who the real culprit was.

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Global warming.

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[laughs]

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He should've blamed
global warming, that's right.

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Obviously, your life has changed
and you're gonna be huge,

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but, I mean, you are huge,
but if you had anyone play you

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in Tiger King: The Movie,

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who would it be?

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I've been thinking. I think Sting.
What do you think about Sting?

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Well, I'd like that. That's a compliment.

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Quite honestly, I have heard
many, many different people

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suggest at who would play Rick
in the movie.

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One that seems to pop up the most
is Billy Bob Thornton.

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-[London] Oh, yeah!
-[David] Yeah, I see that.

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00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,840
-[London] That's a good one.
-[David] I see.

243
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:18,094
Well, Rick, I appreciate
you getting my email

244
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,846
about wearing the same shirt today,
thank you.

245
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,849
It helps with the show
and it helps tie one together.

246
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,019
Thanks for talking to us.
We'll talk to you again, I'm sure.

247
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,437
-Thank you, Rick.
-Yeah.

248
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,690
-[Rick] I look forward to it.
-Bye!

249
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:34,026
Take care. Tiger King is streaming now.
Rick Kirkham, everybody.

250
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,612
-[Fortune] Yeah, Rick.
-[applause]

251
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[playful music playing]

252
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[upbeat music playing]

253
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More.

254
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You sure?

255
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,749
Hell yeah.

256
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[automated voice on TV]
If you like white powder,

257
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,964
you'll also love Narcos.

258
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,514
If you like giant eggplants,

259
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,143
you'll also like #blackAF.

260
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Thanks for the tip.

261
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,899
Do you remember seeing me on SNL?

262
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,694
Remember Saturday Night Live,
back in the day?

263
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,571
It was me, Farls,

264
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:23,159
Chris Rock, Sandusky, Dana, Dennis…

265
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,618
So the show is blowing up.

266
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:28,164
This is the greatest time of my life.
I'm stressed out but…

267
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,458
[TV] If you like reliving the '90s,

268
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,294
you'll also love The Last Dance.

269
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:37,506
Farley gained weight, I lost weight,
so it still stayed in the frame. [laughs]

270
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,549
But, yeah.

271
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,801
[cheering]

272
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,888
Yes, guys, if 2020 taught us anything,

273
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,348
it's that being locked
in the same room for six months

274
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,768
isn't the best thing for a relationship.

275
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,687
But we could've learned a thing or two
from eight couples

276
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,815
who fell in love sight unseen.
Take a look.

277
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,902
I've met the person
I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

278
00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,737
I've never seen her before.

279
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,615
[host] Here you will choose
someone to marry…

280
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,532
[woman] Hello.

281
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,118
[man] Nice to hear from you.
Can't say "See ya."

282
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,870
…without ever seeing them.

283
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,622
[theme music playing]

284
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,457
Right.

285
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,627
From Love is Blind,
welcome Lauren and Cameron Hamilton.

286
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,753
[Fortune] Yes.

287
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,214
-[London] Yeah!
-[David] Whoo!

288
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,382
[David] Look at this.

289
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,051
Yeah.

290
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,677
-Welcome, guys.
-Welcome.

291
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:24,929
Oh, my God.

292
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,263
[David] Whoo!

293
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,725
-That jumpsuit pops.
-[Lauren] Thank you.

294
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,852
It's the color, right? On the melanin.

295
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,814
When I wear them, nobody cares.
No. Yours are…

296
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,440
-I care.
-Yeah, we care.

297
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,358
Thank you.

298
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,569
Hey, so you guys were on the show,
and was there…

299
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,531
Is… It's already hard enough
to stay together as a couple,

300
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:47,701
but is there extra pressure that you have
fans now hoping you stay together?

301
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,371
Oh, yeah. They're watching us
under a microscope.

302
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,873
-[London] We are. Yes, we are.
-Yeah.

303
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,960
Y'all better stay together
or else I'm coming over there…

304
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:59,088
-I've gotten, like, some threatening DMs.
-Yes, you have.

305
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,173
Was it you? It was you.

306
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,009
No, so yeah, but it's beautiful.

307
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,512
We love that our supporters love our love.

308
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,515
That's just, you know, it's more…
it keeps us together.

309
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,809
Not that we need that to keep us together.

310
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,978
So that's what you need to stay together?

311
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,312
You're not sure.

312
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,689
[laughs]

313
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,066
What if one of you had had terrible voice?

314
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,026
Think that we would be here now?

315
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,821
Good question.
The voice was a big part of it.

316
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,614
I mean, voice can turn you on,

317
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,034
it can make you feel like
this is the person, a big part of it.

318
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,079
Look at how he looks at her! I can't!

319
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,707
London's a big fan
of y'all's relationship.

320
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,918
I'm trying to be cool!
I am not cool right now, guys.

321
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,004
Okay, huge fan, huge supporter.

322
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,131
Team Laumeron, I'm here for it.

323
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,383
-[Cameron] Oh, thank you.
-I'm here for it.

324
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:48,345
Are you still talking to any of
the other losers-- I mean contestants.

325
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,891
We're all winners. We're all winners.

326
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,184
Um, Cam keeps staying in contact.

327
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:57,938
I keep in touch with Matt,
or Barnett, as most know him,

328
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,524
-and Amber, of course, and also Mark.
Yeah.

329
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,860
Okay, so you do…
You're friends in real life?

330
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,487
Yeah, surprisingly. I know, it's crazy.

331
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,865
Were there other couples
that stayed together?

332
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:11,577
Yes, the Barnetts, so Amber and Barnett,
they're still married.

333
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:15,789
-Oh, my God, that's pretty shocking.
-Yeah.

334
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,126
-It's pretty shocking just in Hollywood.
-Yeah.

335
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,212
Because it's a two-year average marriage.

336
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,547
Two years, one kid, yeah.

337
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,925
And that's probably the average.

338
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,968
So to get through that is a big deal.

339
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,888
And I like what you're saying
about the voice, because I…

340
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:34,058
When I think of things I find
as attractive qualities,

341
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,018
voice is actually up there.

342
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,937
-Yeah. It is.
-Like a fingerprint.

343
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,439
You get older,
you notice a singer's voice,

344
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,067
-peoples' voices… Used to be on the phone.
-Right.

345
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,320
You'd talk to someone you like so much
you got into their voice.

346
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:50,741
So, to start with that is interesting,
but if you have a squeaky one,

347
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,369
they're out right away, that's tough.

348
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,580
Even Cam and I, when we talk
on the phone sometimes now,

349
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,832
like, "God, it's like we're in the pod."

350
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,250
And I was like, the voice.

351
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,879
Do you think the pod prepped you
for the pandemic?

352
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,215
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

353
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,927
You didn't know but…
you went from the pod to the pandemic.

354
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,846
-[Lauren] We really did.
-Like, "We're out. Ah, back in."

355
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:17,142
What was the craziest thing about
watching it back with friends and family?

356
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,937
Was it that your dad knew
you had sex with a white guy?

357
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,480
'Cause I've been there.

358
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,650
-[London] That's happened to me a lot.
-It's funny you should say that.

359
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:28,445
-We watched it alone first, and then…
-Yeah, before the parents.

360
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,197
…her dad came over,

361
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,660
and it got to that scene in Mexico
where we were together for the first time,

362
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,829
and Lauren disappeared to the kitchen.

363
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:39,999
-Yeah, I was like…
-It was just him and her dad…

364
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,251
him and I watching it in silence together.

365
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,502
-Whoa
-Oh, man.

366
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,046
I didn't wanna watch me, like, make out

367
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,549
with Cam in front of…
that's weird, right?

368
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:51,593
I love it. I have a PowerPoint
presentation for my dad.

369
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,137
[all laughing]

370
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,388
So you guys have…

371
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:58,225
It's a cool thing to have this footage
of your relationship evolving.

372
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,852
-Like our home movies.
-Yeah.

373
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:03,605
Actually, when you first say,
"I love you," you had…

374
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,108
Let me look at a clip.
You were hiding something.

375
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,985
-Cameron?
-Yes.

376
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,653
I think I love you.

377
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,905
I love you.

378
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,615
[giggles]

379
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,453
[David] Oh, was that hiding a boner?

380
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,996
-What was going on?
-Ah!

381
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,581
-Yeah.
-Is that a boner pillow?

382
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:21,665
I got one on Etsy.

383
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,542
That's exactly what it was.

384
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,837
-I carry one with me to clubs.
-Oh, wow. It was exciting times.

385
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,507
I feel like that's the barometer
for knowing if you're in love,

386
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,760
-if saying, "I love you…"
-That is true.

387
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,637
How many days…?
You remember how many days into it?

388
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,347
This was about day three.

389
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,059
-Day three? Dang.
-No, it was like day five.

390
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,895
-Oh, that makes a difference.
-It was day five.

391
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:46,023
Those two days in the pods,
because everything…

392
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:50,694
You have to remember, we were in there
with no other, like, sensory anything.

393
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:54,740
We just had our emotions and each other,
so five days felt like five years.

394
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,493
That sounds like when lesbians
hunker down.

395
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,413
We just have our emotions and each other

396
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,998
and a canned ham.

397
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,083
-Yeah.
-Bingo.

398
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,502
-Very similar.
-That's been my pandemic.

399
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,337
-That sounds pretty nice.
-Yeah.

400
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,757
So what's next for Team Laumeron?
Like, what's going on?

401
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,176
Wait, is that the official…
Team Laumeron?

402
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,470
-I didn't know…
-There is a Team Laumeron.

403
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:21,141
There is. We evaluated different fan names
and that's the one that they went with.

404
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,601
It's how Laumeron started.

405
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,187
So is there gonna be…?
I mean, I hate asking,

406
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,106
is there gonna be a baby Laumeron?

407
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,524
-[David] Oh, boy.
-Wow.

408
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,235
You know, well,
I'm not pregnant right now, London.

409
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:36,115
But, you know, eventually we definitely
wanna have, you know, a little Hamilton.

410
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,449
Maybe in the next year.

411
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,576
You have a dog? Like a practice baby?

412
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,579
-[Cameron] He is. And…
-[Fortune] That's cute!

413
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,165
[Lauren] He, yeah, he is so hyper, y'all.

414
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,960
He's an Airedale terrier
and he's one year old,

415
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,753
so he's like a menace right now,

416
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,714
so we're trying to breathe,
but it's good practice.

417
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,175
-For like, you know.
-[David] Super cute though.

418
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:59,513
You guys are beautiful. You're beautiful
on TV but more beautiful in real life.

419
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,141
-Oh, so are all of you.
-This is so…

420
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,017
-Thank you.
-Beautiful.

421
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,770
The love is just falling off of you.
I love it.

422
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:10,649
-I feel the same about you three.
-We definitely have our own pod here.

423
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,776
So, it's pretty…

424
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,695
-Sight unseen.
-Yeah.

425
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,281
Thank you for coming down.
We really appreciate it.

426
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,283
And it's great to see you in person.

427
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,160
-Of course.
-Thanks for coming in.

428
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,828
-Any time.
-Yeah.

429
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,413
-There we go.
-Thank you.

430
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,833
Love is Blind, streaming now.
The Hamiltons, everybody.

431
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,419
Royalty! Royalty!

432
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,546
[crowd cheering]

433
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,841
You know, some people think
I'm new to Netflix,

434
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,676
-which is wrong, Fortune.
-Mm-hmm.

435
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,929
I've been doing a lot of behind the scenes
here for a while.

436
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:45,017
I'm the guy pulling the strings,
I'm the man in everyone's ear.

437
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:45,934
[Fortune] Mh-hm?

438
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,479
You don't understand me?
Let me show you. Let's look at the tape.

439
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:53,108
[dramatic music playing]

440
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,695
[David] This is the real estate show.
What's it called?

441
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,989
-Selling Sunset.
-Okay.

442
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,617
Oh, 'cause Sunset Boulev…
I never got that.

443
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,203
[David] Hair, did you get Christine

444
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,246
that seven-foot long white ponytail

445
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,873
that looks super fake?

446
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,334
Okay, she's wearing it, got it.

447
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,002
Christine, to get things going,

448
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,755
can you walk
and check yourself out in the mirror?

449
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,423
Just peacock around a little.

450
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,342
Not in the wood.

451
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,136
Why are you looking into the wood?

452
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,971
Look for… [groans]

453
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,389
Okay.

454
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,267
Not the brightest bulb on the Strip.
All right.

455
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,686
Let's get some drama going, huh?

456
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,397
-She has a really great relationship…
-It's like…

457
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:36,401
-Shut the fuck up while I'm talking!
-Ooh, I like that, kitty got claws.

458
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,528
[snarls, hisses]

459
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,657
I'm not 100% sure you're right on this.
I'm with her on this.

460
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:45,035
What…?
You think more time is a positive?

461
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,870
Why's he arguing with himself?

462
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,205
They're twins.

463
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,457
-Who is?
-Those two guys.

464
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,000
-That's two?
-Yes.

465
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:56,880
Oh, my God! I've seen this show 20 times,
I never picked that up.

466
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,548
Shouldn't have done three days.

467
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,592
[David] Do they have to dress the same?

468
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,470
They're not 11.
Even the Olsen twins mix it up a bit.

469
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,847
I can tell them apart. Different watches.

470
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,559
Okay, Hawkeye. [imitates whirring]

471
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,063
Don't you have to have lunch
with the rest of the Avengers? Good God.

472
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,983
Hey… pew, pew, pew. I'm Hawkeye!

473
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,610
-[chuckles] Good one.
-Shut up.

474
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,279
You get it. You've seen it.

475
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,114
-[David] Okay, Brett…
-Jason.

476
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,907
Jason. Uh…

477
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,076
let's give her a little mansplaining.

478
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,828
Pepper in some condescension.

479
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:31,331
Let me say, as the most
successful, experienced agent here.

480
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,749
[David] There's my guy.

481
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:33,792
What does he do?

482
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,128
-They all do real estate.
-Oh.

483
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,214
-So, you're gonna call him?
-No, you're gonna call him.

484
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,259
[David] Ladies, one of you
has to hit Jason with bad news.

485
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,344
Figure out a way to do it. A mature way.

486
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,638
Rock paper scissors. [chuckles]

487
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:47,889
Okay.

488
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,891
[playful music]

489
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,269
Aw!

490
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:55,731
Rick's like,
"Two girls scissoring? I'm in."

491
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,442
-I was not.
-You didn't think that?

492
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,068
-No.
-I think that was me.

493
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,739
Isn't it like this,
when they scissor, they go pew, pew?

494
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,700
They touch feet and they go…
boop, boop, boop, boop.

495
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,286
That's… that's not how that works.

496
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,163
-How does it work?
-Not that way.

497
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,497
Let's look at a clip.

498
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:16,793
We've been doing Friendsgiving
at the Oppenheim Group for five years now.

499
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,337
All right, Brett.

500
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,671
It's still Jason.

501
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:20,630
Ugh.

502
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:23,967
All right, Jason,
make a toast and make it quick.

503
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,302
-[glass clinking]
-Guys.

504
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:27,763
Quick toast.

505
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,474
Everybody,
this is my favorite evening of the year.

506
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,142
All my friends and family,

507
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,061
all my cousins, aunts, uncles…

508
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:37,939
Aunts and un… What'd I just say?
What did I just say?

509
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,985
…friends and co-workers, so much
to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving.

510
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,445
So I couldn't be happier.

511
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,030
You're not up for an Academy Award.

512
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,491
Just say, "Here's the food. Eat."
What the fuck?

513
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,993
And there's one more thing
that I'm thankful for.

514
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,995
I just closed on a $44 million house.

515
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,830
-What?
-[all exclaim]

516
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,416
Oh, they sold my place!

517
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,210
-That's your condo in Chino?
-No.

518
00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,379
My other place, ding dong.

519
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:04,341
You've never seen the condo in Chino,
because I live in a no-snark neighborhood.

520
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:06,760
Check it out.

521
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,178
Are those gift cards?

522
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:09,513
Oh, yeah, they are.

523
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:13,100
Somebody's rich.
"Whoo! How'd you do that?"

524
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,142
"I don't know."

525
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,186
Does that impress the ladies?

526
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,854
Yes, it does. You go like this.

527
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,190
"Oh, you have some cola?
Chop, chop, chop."

528
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,274
Honk, honk.

529
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,611
Get a sniffy jiffy going.
Know what they called me in high school?

530
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:27,197
-Shrimp cocktail?
-Nope. They… What'd you say?

531
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,200
-Nothing.
-They called me Spiffy Jiffy.

532
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,618
Did you go to high school?

533
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,787
I'm sorry, are you a high school teacher?

534
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,039
Look at you. I teach weed.

535
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,250
Anyway. Do you have some cola on you?

536
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:41,503
It would be better if someone…
You have some? Let's take a five.

537
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:45,590
[cheering]

538
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,678
In the middle of the lockdown
no one was allowed to travel.

539
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:53,014
Our next guest not only gave us
the escape we all needed,

540
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,685
she also did something on her show
that I have never been able to do,

541
00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,020
wear heels for a whole day.

542
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,230
[London laughs]

543
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:04,025
Please welcome the star
of the hit series Emily in Paris,

544
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,902
Lily Collins!

545
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,071
[cheering]

546
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:10,031
-Yeah!
-Yeah, Lily!

547
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,450
Hi!

548
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,743
-[David] Hey!
-[Fortune] Lily!

549
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:18,206
Hi, guys. It looks so fun to have
an actual audience in the room.

550
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,001
-I'm jealous of the energy.
-[David] They're good, too.

551
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,085
Yeah, they…

552
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,504
There's only two of them, too.
They're great.

553
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,882
-They're all masked up.
-Amazing.

554
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,134
I'm so happy for you and your show.

555
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:32,679
I actually pitched a show
called Tammy in Tampa.

556
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,264
[laughs]

557
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:36,850
But I don't want it to step on your toes,

558
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:40,061
so I said, "Fine, do Emily in Paris."

559
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,023
Emily is happy to come to Tampa anytime.

560
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:45,775
[David] Oh, a crossover. You know, Lily…

561
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,235
Let's do a crossover.

562
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:52,282
I think that this show seems like it's,
uh, possibly geared toward women,

563
00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:55,535
but no shows really are,
because this has a male audience, too.

564
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,786
Does that surprise you?

565
00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,540
Thank you. Know what's been
the biggest compliment,

566
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:03,793
is when I've spoken to men
who say, "Now, look,

567
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,505
my girlfriend,
my fiancée, my wife had it on.

568
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:10,008
They wanted me to watch with them
kind of just as a couple,

569
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:12,761
and I think I ended up liking it
more than them."

570
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:16,348
So that's been, like,
a huge compliment, you know?

571
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,683
-[David] That's great.
-[Fortune] I loved it.

572
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:21,645
Do you get mad when people say,
Emily in Paris and not

573
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:24,105
[with French accent] "Emily in Paris"?

574
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,441
-[London] No one says that.
-Oh, my God.

575
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,110
-No one says that.
-[Lily] You know what?

576
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,487
-No one says that.
-Yeah.

577
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,073
I'm kind of with everyone, to be honest.

578
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:35,450
Like, in Paris, we heard it said that way.

579
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,536
That's how you would hear it in Paris.

580
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,163
But then when I found out…
"found out"…

581
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,916
I mean, when Netflix said
about the Emily in Paris,

582
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,001
I felt like I was one with the audience.

583
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,963
I was like, "Have I been saying it wrong
this whole time?"

584
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,090
I'm like… [laughs]

585
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:53,051
So are you anything like
the character Emily in real life?

586
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:56,555
I had a lot of similar experiences
to Emily during this shooting

587
00:25:56,638 --> 00:26:00,100
in such a huge way that I actually
thought that the producers,

588
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:03,311
the producers and the directors
were playing a game with me,

589
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,021
because my hot water went out,

590
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,857
I had no heating
when it started getting cold out.

591
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:12,279
Um, I had construction
in all of the apartments in my building.

592
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:14,864
I stepped in dog shit.

593
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,117
-Like a normal person. Crazy.
-I did…

594
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,285
Like a normal person.

595
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:22,414
Yeah, a lot of stuff happened to me
that also happened to Emily.

596
00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:26,585
Are those French guys masculine
or are they more like Spade?

597
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:29,462
[laughing]

598
00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:34,801
Yeah, you also on the show

599
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:38,555
don't speak French well,
but you do, I think, in real life.

600
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:40,223
Is it weird to fake it?

601
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,476
Yeah, it's very weird.

602
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,104
Although I started speaking
a bit with the crew.

603
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:48,648
-I grew up speaking French in school.
-Oh!

604
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,525
My little brothers are half Swiss.

605
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,528
And so I started speaking French
with them at a young age

606
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,780
and I started dreaming in it
and reading it.

607
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:56,698
Oh, wow.

608
00:26:56,781 --> 00:27:00,327
And then I stopped practicing
and then my confidence went down.

609
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,288
My little brother's English
was far better than my French,

610
00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:04,956
so I started to give up.

611
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,460
When I went back for Emily,
I'm like, "I'm gonna make it my mission

612
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,086
to speak French fully."

613
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,797
And then Emily is so bad at French.

614
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:16,926
I'm playing a character who's the most
American I've ever felt in my entire life.

615
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:20,430
It was very difficult for me
to decipher between the two.

616
00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:23,058
Um, so my French, I think, got worse.

617
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,143
But I'm gonna start practicing it.

618
00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:28,688
I said to myself, "Season two,
if we get to go to a season two,

619
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,190
I'm gonna get better again."

620
00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:34,069
Can we talk about your wardrobe?
'Cause you looked amazing throughout.

621
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,863
-Thank you.
-Didn't she look insane?

622
00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:38,073
[applause]

623
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:41,534
Lily, please tell me
you got to keep those clothes.

624
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:44,287
Look, I got to keep a couple items,

625
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,247
not nearly enough as what I wanted.

626
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,124
I will be honest. Um…

627
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,877
Some of the items I did get to keep.

628
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,506
But the white dress that I wear
that gets splattered in paint,

629
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:58,927
I actually… the designer,
Stéphane Rolland, sent me the original one

630
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,970
that didn't get plastered with paint.

631
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,890
-So that was like a lovely gift.
-[London] Yeah.

632
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:08,436
But I think for season two
or if we get to go to further seasons,

633
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,480
it's something I need to write in.

634
00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:13,983
I feel like this was something
in Sex and the City that they got.

635
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:17,404
I'm like, we've all been in quarantine
in sweatpants.

636
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:20,115
I'm just…
I need to thrive in fashion again.

637
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:22,200
So I think I need to take their props.

638
00:28:22,283 --> 00:28:24,786
-Yeah.
-I would've just kept the croissants.

639
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:26,538
[laughs]

640
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,164
Fortune.

641
00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:30,375
By the way, Lily, you're also in Mank.

642
00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:33,128
What's that all about? I saw a billboard.

643
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:36,339
Um… Mank is a film

644
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:40,427
that I think we finished technically
maybe a week before lockdown.

645
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:45,265
Um, which is crazy,
but I was shooting Mank right after Emily,

646
00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:49,686
and I actually had to fly home twice
while we were filming Emily, for 24 hours.

647
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:52,480
So I had to fly from Paris to LA
for fittings,

648
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:57,736
camera tests and rehearsals with
David Fincher and Gary Oldman and, um…

649
00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:01,322
So I was kind of going,
flying all around the world for that,

650
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:04,409
and it's an incredible story
of Herman Mankiewicz

651
00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:08,288
who wrote Citizen Kane and it's
in black and white in the 1930s and '40s.

652
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:13,293
You know, one time, I went to Arby's
and McDonald's in the same day,

653
00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:16,045
and they were, uh,
in two different cities.

654
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:18,673
-Well, one was West Hollywood.
-[London] Right.

655
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,843
I do need you to settle
a big controversy though.

656
00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:23,344
Okay, Lily?

657
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:27,015
I need to know, is Emily 22 or 35?

658
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:28,767
[laughs]

659
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:32,687
Well, I'm gonna take ownership
over that stupid comment,

660
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:36,566
because I… I will own it.

661
00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:38,651
I kind of… Yeah, no, I misspoke.

662
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,695
I think what I meant to say was

663
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:44,282
is that she feels, like,
wiser beyond her years.

664
00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:46,451
But she's… no, she's a professional,

665
00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:49,954
she's been out of college for a long time.

666
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:52,916
I just think that this is her first time
traveling abroad,

667
00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:55,043
so she's experiencing a lot of firsts,

668
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,961
but she's not in her early 20s.

669
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:59,714
She's a professional
who's gotten her degree.

670
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,425
-Twenty-seven, 28…
-[laughter]

671
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:05,595
-Basically my age.
-Yeah.

672
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:08,765
Well, Lily, if you do a second season
is it gonna be Paris

673
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:11,017
or you might shake it up
and go to Iraq or something?

674
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,310
Oh, my gosh.

675
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,604
[David and Fortune giggling]

676
00:30:14,687 --> 00:30:16,856
Well, you know,

677
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:20,401
wherever her social media skills
are needed,

678
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,278
Emily, I'm sure, is down to go.

679
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:25,824
But I think, you know,
we're excited to go back to Paris.

680
00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:28,868
Obviously, everything's
up in the air now with timing

681
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:31,079
and wanting to be safe and everything,

682
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,624
but, um, we're all super excited
to go back to Paris.

683
00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:37,335
I keep trying to say,
"She might take the Eurostar,

684
00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:39,796
-pop over somewhere else…
-[London] To London!

685
00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:43,383
…take an internship somewhere else."
I know. I know.

686
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:45,343
Don't forget Tampa.

687
00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:46,594
[Fortune laughs]

688
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:49,764
Tampa! Tampa is already on the cards.

689
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,141
She has to go back to the US
at some point.

690
00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:54,143
It needs to happen in Tampa.

691
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:56,229
-Yes. Thank you.
-Thanks for being here.

692
00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:59,274
Next time come in the stu-stu-studio
if you can.

693
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,483
-All right?
-Yeah.

694
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,151
All right, good to see ya.

695
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:05,947
Hey, Lily Collins, everybody.
Emily in Paris is streaming now.

696
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:07,949
[David] Thank you.

697
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:13,288
Joining us now to talk
about the biggest stories of 2020

698
00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:15,832
is a guy who's no stranger
to giving his opinion.

699
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:18,793
I told him Netflix should give him
his own comedy special.

700
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,795
He said, "I've got three of them."

701
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,047
All right, here's Jo Koy.

702
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,466
[crowd cheering]

703
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,635
-[Fortune] Yeah, buddy!
-Jo Koy!

704
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:28,928
-Love you.
-Jo.

705
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,597
-Good to see you.
-Thank you.

706
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:32,432
[sighs]

707
00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:36,311
-I hate not being able to hug you.
-I know. I miss it.

708
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:37,812
I miss hugging you guys.

709
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,064
I know, we would all embrace right now.

710
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,108
Jo Koy: In His Elements. The special.

711
00:31:42,191 --> 00:31:43,651
-Yes.
-That's a big one.

712
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,113
That was special to me.
Thank you, Netflix, for letting me do it.

713
00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:49,866
[cheering and applause]

714
00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:54,203
That's just me giving back to my culture,
my people, I got to go to the Philippines,

715
00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:57,081
I brought Filipino comics
to the Philippines, performed,

716
00:31:57,165 --> 00:32:00,877
showcased talent in the Philippines,
brought them onstage, a lot of fun.

717
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,589
-Was it all shot in a food truck?
-[laughing]

718
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,382
[Jo] Yes, it was all…

719
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,259
See, no one heard what David said.

720
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:11,179
Very offensive.
"Was it all shot in a food truck?"

721
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,431
Yes. Yes, it was.

722
00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:16,684
Uh, well, there's a lot of stuff in 2020.

723
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,228
There's Kanye, he did it all in 2020.

724
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,898
He and Kim were separate for a short time.

725
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,566
-He started a cult.
-[Jo] Yes.

726
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,235
He ran for President, he got corona.

727
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:29,614
He's bi-coastal and bipolar.
What are our thoughts?

728
00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:31,199
[laughs]

729
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:33,201
-[David] That's quite a resume.
-It is.

730
00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:37,413
I don't know what's crazier, Kanye running
for President, or me voting for him.

731
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:39,040
[laughing]

732
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,918
He got my vote.
I was one of the 60,000, David.

733
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,002
[David] Oh, yeah.

734
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:46,297
Get a pair of Yeezys when you vote.
It's so sick.

735
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,924
-Stop.
-Not a bad deal.

736
00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:49,008
What?

737
00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:52,136
Do you think anyone ever said to him,
"Take it Yeezy"?

738
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,763
-[David] On all that?
-[laughs]

739
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:56,432
And that's how
they started with those shoes.

740
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,893
-Yeah?
-He heard that so much.

741
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,187
Yeah, I…
What about those Sunday Services?

742
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:04,107
I'm not hating him.
A bit of a super-spreader situation.

743
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:06,818
-Yeah.
-Super spreader, the church service…

744
00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:09,862
And I think it's nice he's doing that. Uh…

745
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:12,323
But did they go away? What happened?

746
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,535
I don't know. You can't be
a super spreader when it's for God.

747
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,370
-That's true.
-Remember that.

748
00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:19,080
Spreading the message.

749
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,624
-What am I saying?
-"Corona, get out of here."

750
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:24,377
Yeah, I heard that Kim did this big trip.

751
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:27,005
-Took all her friends on a 747.
-[London] She did.

752
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,257
-Were you on that?
-I wasn't invited.

753
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:30,633
Unfortunately.

754
00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:34,095
-I was on the Southwest follow plane.
-We all got COVID tests.

755
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:37,849
Yeah, they all got COVID tests
and they said, when they were leaving,

756
00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:42,562
Kanye started a church service,
they were like, "Kanye, we're leaving."

757
00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,939
He surprises them on the last day.

758
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:48,693
They're like,
"Everyone grab a coconut. Let's go watch."

759
00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:51,070
[slurps] Start drinking out of a coconut.

760
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:54,615
Uh, we also had people
trapped in a bubble in sports.

761
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,076
In sports…
They look different this year.

762
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,288
The Summer Olympics, they were canceled.
Stadiums were empty.

763
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:04,584
And NBA players were in the bubble
and were forced to sleep with their wives.

764
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:07,712
-[London] It's crazy.
-Listen, no one was happy about that.

765
00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:09,922
Wow. Yeah, no one.

766
00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:13,301
I think the only sports
that's really killing it right now

767
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,553
is Tyson versus Jones.

768
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,680
That was the best money spent ever.

769
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:18,765
[London] Right.

770
00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:23,978
Seeing two almost 60-year-old men
beat the shit out of each other.

771
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,688
Slowly.

772
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,815
[laughing]

773
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:32,320
Roy Jones… Roy Jones was doing moves
in his head from his 20s,

774
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:35,573
but his hips were like,
"Hey, man, slow the fuck down.

775
00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,451
You're… you're gonna break your hip."

776
00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:41,245
I know, and when they sat down
in between rounds,

777
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,873
-they were spraying them with WD-40.
-[Jo] Yeah.

778
00:34:43,956 --> 00:34:45,750
[imitates spraying]

779
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:46,918
Get out there.

780
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:50,588
Okay, COVID wasn't the only thing
to go viral in 2020.

781
00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:53,257
Cardi B had "WAP."

782
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:56,135
The guy on the skateboard
with the Fleetwood Mac,

783
00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:57,637
I've had it with him.

784
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,139
And, uh…
Go ahead, what do you think about him?

785
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,183
Sorry. Maybe it's an American thing.

786
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:04,685
Why do you care about this man?

787
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,480
There's nothing that he did
that was great.

788
00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:08,397
Cranberry?

789
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:11,901
He was drinking cranberry
and skating to a song.

790
00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:14,445
Is that what you think is entertainment?

791
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,280
Why is anyone famous on TikTok?

792
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:19,075
The little…
The little ten-year-olds, 15-year-olds,

793
00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:22,328
-they at least doing a dance.
-That's how it started, TikTok.

794
00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:25,957
I kind of understood that.
They're good dancers and it's kind of fun.

795
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,960
But this guy, what was he supposed…
why did you love him?

796
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:31,003
He was vibin'. He was vibin'.

797
00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:33,214
-[all laugh]
-Vibin'.

798
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:35,675
-[Jo] He was vibin'.
-[David] Don't you hate on vibin'.

799
00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:38,427
-I didn't get it. "He was vibin'."
-He was vibin'.

800
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:41,305
It was cranberry juice,
a skateboard, and a freeway.

801
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,266
-Vibin'.
-Vibin'.

802
00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:44,517
-I…
-Okay.

803
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,061
As far as the "WAP" song…

804
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,939
-[laughs] I'm sorry.
-Listen… is that not right?

805
00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:52,275
-You can't ever say it. "WAP."
-"WAP"? "WHOP"?

806
00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:53,693
You got… You know,

807
00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:57,780
when Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion
sing about the wet…

808
00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,950
Why is it called "Wet-Ass Pussies"
when they sing about that,

809
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:04,453
but when two lesbians get together
it's called bumping uglies?

810
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:07,540
Sorry, but…

811
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:11,586
Bump… I don't… I don't wanna comment.

812
00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:14,964
-[David] I don't have an answer.
-I don't know what to say.

813
00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:17,466
-What do we do?
-[David] I nod my head, "Okay."

814
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:20,386
-We leave it at that.
-We can't say anything about that.

815
00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:24,015
Well, I know the cranberry juice guy,
'cause we have the same agent.

816
00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:26,976
And he said

817
00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:29,520
he doesn't like that the fame
is going down.

818
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:33,107
He's like, "What if I was on roller skates
drinking pineapple juice?"

819
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,276
He goes, "No, it's over. It's over.

820
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:38,654
You had a good run.
I think you gotta… lay down."

821
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:43,701
I think the "Wet-Ass Pussy" song,
it's transcended every generation.

822
00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:47,288
Nothing worse than hearing my mom sing it
while she's cooking, like…

823
00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:49,123
♪ "I got that WAP, WAP, WAP" ♪

824
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,709
I'm like,
"What the fuck are you saying, Mom?"

825
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,670
-[London] True.
-I don't even want to eat anymore.

826
00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:58,341
You got…
I wanna thank Jo Koy for being here.

827
00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:00,801
-And… thank you, Jo Koy.
-[crowd cheering]

828
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,345
I love you.

829
00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:04,430
Not every day you sit down with the star

830
00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:07,016
of the hottest show on Netflix,
The Queen's Gambit,

831
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:08,935
but today is not every day.

832
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:12,480
Take a look when I sit down
with Anya Taylor-Joy. Oh!

833
00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,608
Okay, send her in.

834
00:37:15,691 --> 00:37:18,444
[wheels squeaking]

835
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,948
Oh, okay. She's not here?

836
00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:24,700
-Anya. Hi.
-Hello.

837
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,619
It's Anya, not Onya?

838
00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:29,538
-Anya, like "aneurysm," yeah.
-Are you sure?

839
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:31,457
-Absolutely sure.
-Okay.

840
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,251
I wanna start by saying

841
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:36,337
how are you feeling that your show

842
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:40,132
is the most watched
limited series ever on Netflix?

843
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:41,092
Isn't that crazy?

844
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:45,388
It is crazy. It's completely wild. Um…

845
00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:48,391
I got into acting
so I wouldn't have to do math.

846
00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:49,850
I'm not great at numbers.

847
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,812
It's like, 5,000 people
is as much as I can imagine,

848
00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:57,984
but 62 million households
is so far beyond my understanding.

849
00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:01,153
I'm very grateful.
It's nice that people like the show.

850
00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:03,781
It is, because it's an interesting show

851
00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:06,867
that's not straight down the middle,
it's a little different.

852
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:10,162
It's great that so many people
sort of took an interest in it.

853
00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:12,498
Here's how I related to the show the most.

854
00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:17,336
I… My dad left when I was four,
so I sort of related to that part.

855
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:21,465
And then my stepdad came in
when I was nine and he got me into chess,

856
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:26,053
and he got me into speaking German
and, um, coin collecting.

857
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,139
-Sort of a nerd trifecta.
-Uh-huh.

858
00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:31,767
When my stepdad passed away,
I didn't have anyone to play with.

859
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:35,813
He was like my janitor guy from the movie,
so I didn't play much anymore.

860
00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,107
And I kind of look like that Benny guy.

861
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:39,734
Which is what I got as a kid.

862
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:42,820
-So, wait, no, you need to hear this.
-Okay.

863
00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:45,323
So we were at school
when I was, like, nine

864
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,700
and everyone was going around and saying,

865
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:50,119
"Your celebrity lookalike
is Angelina Jolie,"

866
00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:52,705
"You're like Cate Blanchett,"
"You're this person."

867
00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:56,000
No one could pick one for me,
then one person was like,

868
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:58,836
"You look like the kid
from Love Actually."

869
00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:01,380
And I was thinking about getting insulted

870
00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:04,216
that they said I looked like a boy,
and then I was like,

871
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,385
"Fuck it. He's super cute. I'll take it."

872
00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:09,347
That's how I heard about your show,
someone on Instagram.

873
00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:11,891
I posted a picture of you two,
and they said,

874
00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:14,143
"This dude looks like you."

875
00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:17,772
I go, "Maybe he looks like me
after a nine-day crystal meth binge."

876
00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:21,400
But that kid's cool, and he's got
a cool hat on, and looks good.

877
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:23,652
But you could see it a little bit, right?

878
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,738
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I get it.

879
00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:27,323
-Good.
-It's a good look.

880
00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:30,993
Did you have to memorize your lines
and where it's going on the board?

881
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:33,079
-It's very specific.
-Yes.

882
00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:36,207
I'm very proud of the fact
that you can pause the show

883
00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:39,001
at any given moment
when you can see a chess board,

884
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:42,463
and it is a real game
that's based on a historical, you know,

885
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:47,176
like chess nerd game, something like that,
and we are actually playing them.

886
00:39:47,259 --> 00:39:50,096
There was no stunt chess players.

887
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:53,808
I could tell, sometimes, I knew
a bit about it. I'd watch with friends.

888
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:57,311
A queen would move and I'd go, "Fuck!"
And they'd go, "What?"

889
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,105
And I'd go, "Ah. Now that's open."

890
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:00,564
So how about this?

891
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,818
Did you think that
before your big Russian chess match,

892
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,862
that that girl Chloe you met
the night before and drank with

893
00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:08,406
and had a little… [whistles]

894
00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:12,576
Think she was part of the Russians and
did it on purpose to mess up your game?

895
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:16,789
I don't think so. I think they just have
a fascination with each other.

896
00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:20,376
I love… the actress's name
is Millie Brady, and she's wonderful.

897
00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:23,379
But I love the chemistry
between those two characters,

898
00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:26,841
because when they first meet,
she comes in with two other boys

899
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:28,926
and Beth only has eyes for her.

900
00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:30,886
So I think the thing is it's like

901
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:33,305
I wanna be her,

902
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,307
I want to love her.

903
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:37,435
It was a whole bunch of stuff in there.

904
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,938
After you would shoot, um…

905
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:45,609
would you do anything to blow off steam,
'cause it was tense with the shooting?

906
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,111
Oh, yeah, big time.

907
00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:50,281
Um, we were lucky enough
to film in Berlin.

908
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:53,033
I had always wanted to live in Berlin. Um…

909
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,785
It just felt like my city.

910
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,663
We did one day of press in Berlin
for Grown Ups.

911
00:40:57,746 --> 00:41:00,124
Oh, a few people remember it? Thank you.

912
00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:03,669
Um, Grown Ups is a movie,
don't know if it made it to where you are.

913
00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:08,007
I was a huge fan of 8 Simple Rules
For Dating My Teenage Daughter.

914
00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:09,425
Oh, no way.

915
00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:12,178
After school, and I was,
like, there for it.

916
00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:15,806
Thank you very much,
because I don't know what stuff…

917
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,267
If I'm not famous in Europe,
I'm not going.

918
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,561
So that's sort of my rule.

919
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:23,022
Um, all right,
I'm gonna play this dumb game.

920
00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:25,774
-You'll go along. You're stuck.
-Of course.

921
00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:27,776
All right. Okay.

922
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:32,198
I'm gonna read you
four sort of dirty terms.

923
00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:37,620
Three are actual chess terms, one is not.
You have to pick the one that's not.

924
00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:39,788
-Okay.
-Here we go.

925
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,290
Uh, Desperado,

926
00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:43,626
Deadpin,

927
00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:45,628
Mississippi Birdbath,

928
00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:46,921
Dutch Rudder.

929
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:51,133
-[giggles]
-Have you heard of any of those?

930
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:52,134
[giggles]

931
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:55,888
-Uh, Deadpin's a thing, that's chess.
-Okay.

932
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,974
What was… the Mississippi what?

933
00:41:59,058 --> 00:41:59,975
Birdbath.

934
00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,186
-I think that one's right.
-No.

935
00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:04,104
-That's not… Know what?
-No.

936
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,273
You're smart. That one's, uh…

937
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,276
That's not chess.
Okay, here's the next ones. Ready?

938
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,863
Cleveland Steamer…
Oh, boy, I think I already know this one.

939
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,282
Uh… [laughs]

940
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:19,411
Blind Pigs, Overprotection,
and Quickplay Finish.

941
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:22,039
Overprotection.

942
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:24,917
-Saucy. Um…
-Saucy!

943
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,795
Wait. Overprotection and Quick Finish?

944
00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:29,046
Quickplay Finish.

945
00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:32,591
-I'm gonna go with Cleveland Steamer.
-[laughs]

946
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,302
Yeah, you got that right.
That is not chess.

947
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:38,055
Here's the last one.
We're gonna end on this one.

948
00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:39,557
Hanging Pawns,

949
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,976
Double Rooking the Queen,

950
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,770
Italian Opening,

951
00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:47,106
Blumkin.

952
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:49,692
Blumkin seems too ridiculous.

953
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:52,945
It is, you're right,
your hunch is right. Go with your…

954
00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:56,448
We didn't even get to Yanking the Bishop.
We're gonna end on that.

955
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:57,533
[laughing]

956
00:42:57,616 --> 00:43:02,162
Anya, thank you for being super cool,
and I love the show.

957
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,747
Thank you so much.

958
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,666
-Okay. Bye-bye.
-Bye.

959
00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:07,501
[crowd cheering]

960
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:11,422
Okay, during quarantine we were all
getting a little cuckoo. Ha-ha.

961
00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:14,925
We were watching a lot of shows
to escape our depressing lives.

962
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:18,637
The most anticipated show of 2020
was season four of The Crown.

963
00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:19,972
Take a look.

964
00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:23,267
I'm sorry,
this tour hasn't come at a good time.

965
00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:26,604
Oh, I'll be fine.
Locked up in the palace on my own.

966
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:30,316
-It's not for long.
-Six weeks.

967
00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,860
-Oh, it'll fly by.
-I doubt it.

968
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:34,570
[shout in distance]

969
00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:36,947
Anyway, I'll see you at the altar.

970
00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:43,996
I've asked Mrs. Parker Bowles
to get in touch with you.

971
00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:46,248
Your ex? Why would you do that?

972
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:48,751
Because she's great fun.

973
00:43:49,918 --> 00:43:52,296
Please welcome, from The Crown,

974
00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:54,548
Emma Corrin and Josh O'Connor, whoa!

975
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,550
-Whoo!
-[cheering]

976
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,177
Hello!

977
00:43:58,677 --> 00:44:00,054
[David] Ah, ha-ha.

978
00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:01,388
[London] Whoo-hoo!

979
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,515
-I love it. I love it.
-Yes.

980
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:04,808
Hey, you guys, hi.

981
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:06,101
-Hi.
-Hey.

982
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:09,813
I have a quick question, right.
It's actually a long one. Um…

983
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:13,651
So, last… when I was watching
when you guys met, right?

984
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:17,404
You meet and then… Studly over here

985
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:20,866
invites you out, "You wanna cruise
by the castle this weekend?"

986
00:44:20,949 --> 00:44:22,326
You remember that part?

987
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:25,496
"It's gonna be some kings and queens,
kicking back. Whatever."

988
00:44:25,579 --> 00:44:28,749
And so you go out,
which must have been intimidating,

989
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:30,959
and then they take you hunting,

990
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,295
every girl's dream date
is to kill animals.

991
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:36,256
And then, you come back,
but when you get to the car,

992
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:39,677
after this long weekend,
he doesn't kiss you, he's just like,

993
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,055
"Hey, here's your Uber,
you know, hope you had fun."

994
00:44:43,138 --> 00:44:46,642
And you're like, "All right,
high five, dude. Take care."

995
00:44:46,725 --> 00:44:48,102
So what was going on there?

996
00:44:49,561 --> 00:44:51,146
I'll tell you what happened.

997
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,065
So, um, it was actually…

998
00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:55,818
It was obviously written down
by Peter Morgan.

999
00:44:55,901 --> 00:44:57,820
-It's Peter's fault.
-True, yeah.

1000
00:44:57,903 --> 00:45:02,157
And, uh… yeah, I always just thought
it was one of those funny things

1001
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,118
where every time I'd see Emma

1002
00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:07,538
we'd have this joke about me
just tapping her on the shoulder.

1003
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:11,834
Which is kind of in any other walk of life
would be pretty weird. Um…

1004
00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:14,628
But I quite like
his awkwardness, actually.

1005
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,547
-I think it's quite good.
-Yeah.

1006
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:20,217
-It was nice. It's not like that anymore.
-[Emma] An Easter egg for you.

1007
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:24,722
He does, like, the claw hand.
That's what Josh and I used to talk about.

1008
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:27,307
His favorite thing
is a claw on the shoulder.

1009
00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:29,101
-Sexy.
-It's very romantic.

1010
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:31,979
He just, like,
does a little shoulder squeeze.

1011
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:35,232
-Love that.
-A little half back rub thing? Okay.

1012
00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:37,609
I gotta work that into the rotation.

1013
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,778
-I love it.
-I love you.

1014
00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:43,657
Can I say how refreshing it is
to actually speak to British people

1015
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,451
in this crazy country right now.

1016
00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:47,202
Hi, guys! Hello, friends!

1017
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:50,372
I've been stuck with these two
with their "elevator sidewalk."

1018
00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:52,207
It's nice to actually speak English

1019
00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:54,460
-with English people right now.
-Elevator…

1020
00:45:54,543 --> 00:45:57,546
But guys, you guys are epic, by the way.

1021
00:45:57,629 --> 00:46:00,257
When you found out that…
You're only young…

1022
00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:03,135
when you found out
that you were gonna be British icons,

1023
00:46:03,218 --> 00:46:06,638
Prince Charles, Princess Diana,
honestly, were you shitting it?

1024
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,390
Be real with me. We're British.

1025
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:12,478
Um, I was definitely shitting it.
I feel like…

1026
00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:13,854
[all laughing]

1027
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:17,149
-Come on! It's…
-[applause]

1028
00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:19,193
They don't get it. It's a big deal.

1029
00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:21,320
Prince Charles says that too, right?

1030
00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:22,696
"I was shitting it."

1031
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,823
Yeah, yeah, he's exactly the same.

1032
00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:27,159
I feel like Emma and I, we were both…

1033
00:46:27,242 --> 00:46:30,037
What was so great
is that Emma and I get on so well,

1034
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:35,751
and I think there was a kind of a feeling
that we went through this all together.

1035
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:38,796
We've been doing all this press together.

1036
00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:42,883
We're both kind of learning
this whole world together.

1037
00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:46,887
And I think if it weren't for Emma,
I'd be losing it right now.

1038
00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:50,224
-Aw.
-So we are, I do definitely, um…

1039
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:54,311
I was gonna say we lean on each other.
I feel like I do most of the leaning.

1040
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,647
-[laughing] Emma's just like…
-No!

1041
00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:59,983
…just like calm and collected
and very good, but no.

1042
00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:02,736
You're doing a great job,
by the way, aren't they?

1043
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,279
You're doing a great job.

1044
00:47:04,363 --> 00:47:06,156
[applause]

1045
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:09,284
I wonder who's gonna play
our Royal Family, the Kardashians,

1046
00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:10,786
when they do a movie.

1047
00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:12,913
I'll play Khloé.

1048
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:13,997
Oh, my God.

1049
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:16,166
-[laughing]
-And she wants to…

1050
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:20,379
Ah, shit.

1051
00:47:20,462 --> 00:47:24,550
Your wedding dress as Princess Diana
is absolutely insane.

1052
00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:27,427
Do you feel when you get married,
it's not gonna compare

1053
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:29,263
'cause you've already had
an amazing dress?

1054
00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:31,807
Yeah. Truly.

1055
00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:35,143
And even the fittings were like,
it kind of felt like that.

1056
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,895
I remember being in one of the fittings,

1057
00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:39,481
and the costume designer, Amy, saying,

1058
00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:42,484
"You sure you don't wanna bring
your mom to the next one?"

1059
00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:44,862
-Oh, wow, it's that deep?
-I was like,

1060
00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:47,281
"I'm not actually getting married.

1061
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,908
My mom doesn't have to come." [laughs]

1062
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,326
Like, maybe I should.

1063
00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:55,205
You know, that wig you wore?
I think it was a wig, right? Because…

1064
00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:56,123
Yeah.

1065
00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:58,792
I had… That's my haircut
for the last 40 years.

1066
00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:02,254
And I thought it was quite nice.

1067
00:48:02,337 --> 00:48:05,132
You know, it works on anyone,
we're finding.

1068
00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:06,800
Yes. No, yes.

1069
00:48:08,176 --> 00:48:10,387
Prince Charles, you've played polo.

1070
00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,806
Did you have to learn polo
or did you know how?

1071
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,850
Yeah, no, I definitely had to learn.

1072
00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:19,021
I actually had to learn how to, uh,
just be near a horse, actually.

1073
00:48:19,104 --> 00:48:21,023
-Oh, wow.
-I'd never been near a horse.

1074
00:48:21,106 --> 00:48:23,108
So it was like…

1075
00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:25,903
It was kind of actually
a pretty tough gig.

1076
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:30,782
'Cause I think I went in to have a session
to learn to stand next to a horse.

1077
00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:34,494
And there must've been like
a bit of miscommunication,

1078
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:37,289
because the next lesson I was on a horse

1079
00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:40,709
and I was wielding a stick
and just running.

1080
00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:43,503
And it was like…
yeah, it was quite dangerous.

1081
00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:46,006
But it's sort of the best way
to learn, really.

1082
00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:50,177
And, yeah, I loved all the polo stuff.
It was great fun.

1083
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:52,429
I know. I can barely wear a polo shirt.

1084
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:53,889
[London and Fortune laugh]

1085
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:56,475
Well, you guys, hopefully,

1086
00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:59,353
on one of the end episodes
we'll see a crossover

1087
00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:00,604
with Hubie Halloween.

1088
00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:03,899
That's another big Netflix show,
and maybe that would be fun.

1089
00:49:03,982 --> 00:49:07,653
Uh, I know you guys are busy,
and we really appreciate Emma and Josh,

1090
00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:10,739
you coming in here, so thank you,
and we'll keep watching.

1091
00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:12,115
Yeah, thank you, guys.

1092
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:13,450
Thank you.

1093
00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:15,452
-[Josh] Thank you.
-Bye.

1094
00:49:15,535 --> 00:49:19,122
Season four of The Crown is streaming now.
Emma and Josh, everybody.

1095
00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:20,499
Yeah, thank you, guys.

1096
00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:22,876
-Thanks, guys.
-Thank you so much.

1097
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:28,215
[baroque fanfare playing]

1098
00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:30,258
Oh, The Crown.

1099
00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:34,012
Are you the guards that don't laugh
or you get in trouble?

1100
00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:36,139
[laughs] We'll see about that.

1101
00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:38,850
[with British accent] Hello.

1102
00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:42,604
[normal accent]
You ever see Thriller? Oh…

1103
00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:48,944
They do the robot over there?
Meep-mop-moop, moop-mop-meep.

1104
00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:50,737
Oh. Oh!

1105
00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:53,949
You ever seen clogging?

1106
00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:59,121
You ever seen an octopus?
[whistles softly]

1107
00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:02,499
You don't get that one?

1108
00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:06,378
That's a Seinfeld bit.
That's off his first special. That's…

1109
00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:08,046
David, what are you doing?

1110
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:11,550
They're not gonna laugh. It's illegal.
They could get beheaded.

1111
00:50:11,633 --> 00:50:15,387
Something's wrong. I did my best stuff
and two of Seinfeld's bits.

1112
00:50:15,470 --> 00:50:18,515
Mm-hmm. Okay. Um…
if you really wanna make 'em laugh,

1113
00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:21,309
you should show 'em your willy. [laughs]

1114
00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:25,313
Hey, Siri, what's a willy?

1115
00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:29,484
[baroque fanfare resumes]

1116
00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:31,778
[cheering]

1117
00:50:32,404 --> 00:50:35,991
Hey, next guest is one of my buddies,
all of our buddies.

1118
00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:38,535
He's got a special out now,
here's a clip of it.

1119
00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:41,621
I'm not much of a fan of private schools,
I'll be honest.

1120
00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:44,458
I am not a fan of private schools at all.

1121
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:47,544
My kids attend private schools,
doesn't mean I'm a fan of it.

1122
00:50:47,627 --> 00:50:50,922
I feel like private schools
protect kids from reality.

1123
00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:55,010
They protect you,
they protect you from fucking reality.

1124
00:50:55,969 --> 00:50:59,598
Private schools… Private schools
breed bitches, that's how I feel.

1125
00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:02,225
I said it. I said it.
I'm not taking it back.

1126
00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:05,771
That's how I fucking feel.
Private schools breed bitches!

1127
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:09,316
I'm in my fucking comfort zone.
I'm gonna let it fly.

1128
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,902
Everything I feel, I'ma say it.

1129
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:16,031
Ever seen a grown-ass man get punched
in the face that went to private school?

1130
00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:19,076
He immediately looks for a teacher.
[gasping]

1131
00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:25,832
Here he is.
Please welcome Kevin Hart, everybody.

1132
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,584
-All right.
-Kevin!

1133
00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:29,503
-There he is.
-[whooping]

1134
00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:33,131
Look at that, man. Hey, what's up, y'all?

1135
00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:34,966
-Hi Kevin.
-Hey, Kevin.

1136
00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:37,677
-How you doing? Good to see you.
-You look tough.

1137
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,763
By the way, I just got some news.

1138
00:51:40,388 --> 00:51:44,309
Um, your special was
the most watched special of 2020.

1139
00:51:44,392 --> 00:51:45,977
-Wow.
-Oh, wow.

1140
00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:47,521
-Really?
-That's pretty huge.

1141
00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:49,356
Thank you, David. Way to go, huh?

1142
00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:52,818
I can't believe it beat mine.
This is crazy.

1143
00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:56,363
[laughing]

1144
00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:58,573
That's great. So you're…

1145
00:51:58,657 --> 00:52:00,867
It's called Zero Fucks Given,

1146
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,328
and I accidentally keep giving fucks.

1147
00:52:03,411 --> 00:52:06,498
Um… How'd you come up with that title?

1148
00:52:06,581 --> 00:52:10,544
Uh, the title was more
of an attention grabber, you know?

1149
00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:14,172
For me, it was, uh, Zero Fucks Given,
it just meant that

1150
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:19,386
I'm comfortable with being
where I am in my life and…

1151
00:52:19,886 --> 00:52:22,806
and comfortable with being
in my environment

1152
00:52:22,889 --> 00:52:26,351
to the point where the things around it
don't matter as much.

1153
00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:29,896
So, when I say
I've got zero fucks to give, it means,

1154
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:32,732
what you feel or think about the life

1155
00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:35,235
that I choose to live
and be comfortable with.

1156
00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:39,322
And that's the life of a dad,
of a family man, you know?

1157
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,200
One that's okay with being home,

1158
00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:45,787
one that has opinions about people

1159
00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:49,541
and why I'm becoming older and irritable.

1160
00:52:49,624 --> 00:52:54,087
It's zero fucks given about my attitude

1161
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,922
with being myself.

1162
00:52:56,006 --> 00:53:00,051
It's not worrying about the naysayers
or opinions of others.

1163
00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:02,304
That's the play on the title.

1164
00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:04,514
[David] Yeah. Yeah, I agree.

1165
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:08,727
I think it might go into just jokes
you do and you don't care about 'em.

1166
00:53:08,810 --> 00:53:11,062
I think comedy,
in a weird way, is getting…

1167
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:14,399
everyone would be happy if we drew
from the same five jokes.

1168
00:53:14,482 --> 00:53:17,152
Everyone did 'em
and then everyone would be happy.

1169
00:53:17,235 --> 00:53:19,654
It's hard to be a comedian
in this day and age,

1170
00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:22,532
and used to try to be edgy,
try to do stuff that was different,

1171
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:24,492
that made you a good comedian.

1172
00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:27,287
Now you do it and people attack you.
It's tricky business now.

1173
00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:28,371
Yeah.

1174
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:30,582
That's why you gotta get comfortable

1175
00:53:30,665 --> 00:53:33,877
and be happy with where you are,
you know, who you are.

1176
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:38,882
So when you find happiness
and confidence in that,

1177
00:53:38,965 --> 00:53:40,675
nothing else really matters,

1178
00:53:40,759 --> 00:53:43,887
so outside of pulling from my world,
once again,

1179
00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:48,600
of the cool dad with a crazy lifestyle

1180
00:53:48,683 --> 00:53:50,769
that my kids have grown with me in

1181
00:53:50,852 --> 00:53:53,688
and now my wife is now with me
through the ups and downs,

1182
00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:57,609
I've kind of constantly
just been an open book.

1183
00:53:57,692 --> 00:53:59,069
I've been very transparent.

1184
00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:02,906
There's always gonna be backlash,
there's always gonna be conversation,

1185
00:54:02,989 --> 00:54:05,533
but not giving a fuck
and having zero fucks

1186
00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:09,287
about the opinions of how you feel, um,

1187
00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:11,957
is what I'm happiest about at this point.

1188
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,961
Kevin, in the clip you were talking
about private schools,

1189
00:54:16,044 --> 00:54:20,298
and it made me think that all my friends
that were sort of big in comedy

1190
00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:22,050
or that have been successful,

1191
00:54:22,550 --> 00:54:26,137
uh, all went to regular school, public,

1192
00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:30,433
and now there's this interesting pressure
that they have money and are doing well,

1193
00:54:30,517 --> 00:54:32,978
including myself
where our kids go private.

1194
00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:37,023
It's a weird thing in your head going,
is that gonna make it better or worse,

1195
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:39,484
because we all kind of scraped it a bit.

1196
00:54:39,567 --> 00:54:43,655
And then it's hard to pretend
you're not rich. You see Beyoncé's kids…

1197
00:54:43,738 --> 00:54:46,449
Oh, is it?
Is it hard to pretend you're not rich?

1198
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,660
Oh, problems of David Spade!

1199
00:54:48,743 --> 00:54:50,662
If you're a kid…

1200
00:54:50,745 --> 00:54:53,623
You're Beyoncé's kid,
she's like, "Do a lemonade stand."

1201
00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:56,209
Kid's like,
"Do I really gotta walk through this?

1202
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:59,754
I'm getting 100 million.
Want me to go through the motions?

1203
00:54:59,838 --> 00:55:02,674
All right, sure,
lemonade, pull up, 50 cents."

1204
00:55:02,757 --> 00:55:04,592
So it must be weird.

1205
00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:08,221
I'm not saying for me as much.
I still go check to check, you know.

1206
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,473
[laughs]

1207
00:55:10,557 --> 00:55:15,979
You gotta think, your kids didn't ask
to be born into a situation at their end.

1208
00:55:16,062 --> 00:55:19,691
So you are an entertainer,
you have a crazy amount of success,

1209
00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:23,278
or anybody that has a crazy success
and you come from nothing

1210
00:55:23,361 --> 00:55:26,114
and you come from the bottom
and worked your way up,

1211
00:55:26,197 --> 00:55:30,744
that's not your kids' fault
that they don't have to do the same

1212
00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:35,540
or that they were born into
a blessed situation full of opportunities.

1213
00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:38,084
It's your job as a parent
to find a balance.

1214
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:40,587
So with me and the private school thing,

1215
00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:45,216
it's just about…
I don't like the constant…

1216
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:47,594
There's this crazy thing

1217
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:52,307
of always wanting to figure it out
that a private school does for these kids.

1218
00:55:52,390 --> 00:55:55,560
It's like they always want
to help and answer the questions

1219
00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:57,270
or help motivate the child.

1220
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,773
Sometimes the kid needs
to fall on their face

1221
00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:02,108
or fail a bit to understand

1222
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,444
why it's important to do
what you're supposed to.

1223
00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:06,571
It's where my problem
with private school comes from.

1224
00:56:06,654 --> 00:56:09,574
I love it, Kevin.
It's London here, hey, babe. Hi.

1225
00:56:09,657 --> 00:56:12,077
-Hey, London.
-[with British accent] Hi, babe.

1226
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,620
It's Fortune.

1227
00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:16,373
[laughing]

1228
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,166
Kevin, I've got a question.

1229
00:56:18,249 --> 00:56:20,377
What was your biggest achievement of 2020

1230
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:23,880
and why is it executive producing
my Netflix special To Catch a Dick?

1231
00:56:23,963 --> 00:56:24,964
[laughs]

1232
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:28,343
First of all, your special is amazing

1233
00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:32,597
and a crazy achievement for us
at Hartbeat Productions.

1234
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,933
-Thanks, Kevin Hart!
-That's very true.

1235
00:56:35,016 --> 00:56:36,684
I'm very serious, you know?

1236
00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:40,980
You're the first female special
that I've produced,

1237
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:43,191
first Black woman at Hartbeat

1238
00:56:43,274 --> 00:56:46,986
that we've been able to attach
an hour comedy special to, rightfully so.

1239
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:49,030
That is an amazing accomplishment,

1240
00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:51,449
not just for myself but for my company.
Um…

1241
00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,451
Outside of that, know what I think…

1242
00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:57,580
I'm gonna go with the biggest one
for me was the birth of my baby girl.

1243
00:56:57,664 --> 00:57:01,418
I had another addition to the family,
Kaori Mai Hart. Um…

1244
00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:03,002
Excited about that.

1245
00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:04,921
And other than that, man,

1246
00:57:05,004 --> 00:57:08,258
somehow pulling off
a way to tape a special in 2020

1247
00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:11,719
and during a pandemic,
that's another big accomplishment.

1248
00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:15,723
I got lots of things to be thankful for,
lots of things to be happy about.

1249
00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:18,685
But I'm most excited
about my new little girl.

1250
00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:21,604
-[David] Of course.
-[Fortune] Aw. Yeah, for sure.

1251
00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:24,399
Thanks for making time.
You're shooting a movie.

1252
00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:26,901
Thanks for being here.
We'll talk to you soon.

1253
00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:29,529
-Thank you, Kevin!
-All right, congrats, guys.

1254
00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:32,073
This is super dope.
Thanks again for the love.

1255
00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:33,533
I appreciate you.

1256
00:57:33,616 --> 00:57:35,577
This is a really cool thing to see.

1257
00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:38,413
I'm sure this won't be the last time
that you have me.

1258
00:57:38,496 --> 00:57:41,207
I'll be on here talking about
something else in the near future.

1259
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:43,084
-Thanks, Kevin!
-Thanks, Kevin!

1260
00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:46,504
Zero Fucks Given streaming now.
Kevin Hart, everybody.

1261
00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,466
All right, that's our show, everybody.

1262
00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:53,470
-But you can't get rid of us that easily.
-Right, all three of us will be back

1263
00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:56,848
on The Netflix Afterparty
starting at the beginning of 2021.

1264
00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,767
-Yes! Better watch it!
-That's right. Yes.

1265
00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:05,273
Our first episode will have the cast
of Cobra Kai and comedian Bill Burr.

1266
00:58:05,356 --> 00:58:08,485
See you in the new year
at The Netflix Afterparty.

1267
00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:09,652
Yeah!

1268
00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:10,862
Thanks, guys!

1269
00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:12,989
-Thank you.
-Thank you!

1270
00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:14,407
You! You! You!

1271
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:17,577
[theme music playing]

1272
00:58:22,415 --> 00:58:24,000
Whoo! Thank you.