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[crowd cheering]

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Hey.

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-Guys.
-Hi, Dave.

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[cheering continues]

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All right.

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Hey, everybody. Good to see ya.

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Thanks for coming.
Netflix finally gave me my own special.

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And they love my comedy so much,

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they didn't want me to be alone,
so they…

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Please say hello to Fortune Feimster

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-and London Hughes.
-[both] Hi!

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A big show for you tonight.

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We have Emma Corrin
and Josh O'Connor from The Crown.

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We have Lauren and Cameron Hamilton
from Love is Blind.

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[cheer]

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Lily Collins from Emily in Paris,

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[cheer]

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Anya Taylor-Joy from Queen's Gambit,

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Rick Kirkham from Tiger King,
and Kevin Hart from everything else.

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[crowd cheers]

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Damn.

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-This show--
-Those are some real gets.

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-[David] It's a big one, right?
-Yeah.

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Lots of good shows on Netflix this year.

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There were so many,
Netflix should have their own award show.

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Then I was like,
"Wait, they do. The Emmys."

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And the Oscars and the CableACE Award.

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Honestly, the last 12 months
were the most memorable decade of my life.

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So much happened.

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Elon Musk and Grimes, they had a baby.

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They named it Meep-Mop-Moop.

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No, I think the real name was X-E-I-T-1-2,

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or as I call him, Bingo!

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-Uh…
-Sounds like the name of a vaccine.

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[David] That's right.

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They named the kid after the next vaccine.

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Uh… What else? Disney confirmed
its first bisexual character

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in a new animated series.

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They're calling it The Mandalorian Who
Sometimes Feels Like a Womandolorian.

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I don't think you know,
that's not what bisexual… Never mind.

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-Did I get that one wrong?
-Yeah. It's fine.

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I'd say it's the second
bisexual character.

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Ariel from The Little Mermaid
liked both clams and blowfish.

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Do you remember?

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If you think back,
then you're like… yeah.

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Wrong. Don't clap that.

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[laughing]

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Tekashi69 was released early from prison
for medical reasons.

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I guess snitches really do get stitches.

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I thought-- I always thought
that was a saying, and I'm like, "Oh…"

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Six-nine? It's not sixty-nine?

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I think in prison it's now 69.

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[laughter]

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Fyre Fest creator Billy McFarland
was put in solitary confinement

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after he was caught
trying to start a podcast.

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This should be the universal punishment
for trying to start a podcast.

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A lot's happened in music.

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Taylor Swift's new album
sold 1.3 million copies in one day.

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It broke streaming records,
it broke download records,

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and it broke one rapper in Wyoming.

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You know, Kanye, he got 60,000 votes
in the last presidential election.

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He came in behind an everything bagel.

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I voted for the everything bagel.
I felt so stupid.

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Speaking of guys who force their followers
to wear beige clothing,

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Kim Jong-un had major health issues,
reportedly from excessive drinking.

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Being known as a drunk
is really gonna hurt his reputation.

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You don't wanna be known
as the crazy dictator

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that's also a bit of a Boozy Suzie.

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[whistles]

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I don't hang out with that dude now.

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He gets weird when he's drunk.

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We had a lot of firsts this year.

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The Bachelor announced that Matt James

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will be the show's
first ever Black bachelor.

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-Right? Isn't that great?
-[audience cheering]

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Producers said it was time
to give Black men

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who aren't professional athletes
a shot at white women.

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-Wow. Wow.
-[laughing]

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[David] "Wow."

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Is there a cat there? Wow.

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-Wow.
-Yeah, man, even I signed up.

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TikTok was all the rage during quarantine.

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A report says a top TikTok star

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can make as much as five million a year.

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Kim Kardashian was like, "I can't believe
I could've done a dance video

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instead of a…"

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[whistles] "I could've…

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Aw. I can't catch a break."

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-All right, let's get this thing going.
-Yeah!

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[upbeat music plays]

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Whoo. Nice.

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-Yes, smooth.
-Smooth?

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-Smooth sailing.
-Smooth.

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You guys, one of the… probably one
of the biggest stories this year

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was the coronavirus.

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-[London] Yes.
-I think that's safe to say.

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So… were you guys for it?
Were you against it?

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Where did you land?

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It's crazy. I was totally for it,
because I basically moved to LA

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in February to become a star.

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Um, and then the coronavirus hit,
then it was lockdown,

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then there was a race war.

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[laughs]

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There was California wildfires,
ash falling from the sky…

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No free healthcare in the country.
Don't know if you knew.

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But I got this job. Things are looking up!

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-There you go.
-[David] Nice.

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-Things are looking…
-I'm living the American dream!

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It's amazing.

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I also moved to LA to become a star.

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[laughter]

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[David] Excellent.

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I remember when we were stuck for so long,
and the governor came out and said,

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"Okay, we're gonna start opening things.
First tier."

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I was like, "Here we go."

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He's like, "Starting tomorrow,
rock quarries are open, um…

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caterpillar sanctuaries,
archery repair shops."

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I'm like, "What the fuck is going on?
Anything that I do?"

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I just want indoor dining again.
Jesus… anything.

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Yeah, this has been a tough time.

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I mean, pre-pandemic,
I was a tight 125 pounds.

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-And…
-[David] Tight!

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Yes, babe.

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Things have… Things have changed.

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[laughing]

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R. Kelly wasn't dating COVID-15.
Did you hear that?

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[London] Stop it!

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I think it's a rumor.

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-David Spade. Jesus.
-There's no proof of that.

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-Oh, man.
-Anything good come out of quarantine?

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I had a new hobby. I've taken up celibacy.
Um…

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Not on purpose, not by choice.
It just happened.

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So did I. I got married.

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[laughs]

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The only way we can end this topic is with
the vaccine. So let's move on. All right.

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So, the beginning of quarantine
was hard on all of us.

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But we all started feeling
a little bit better about our lives

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after watching a gay guy
marry two straight dudes

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while eating expired meat from Walmart.
[laughs]

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Our next guest helped Joe Exotic
become our Tiger King.

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Please welcome the legendary producer

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and star of the biggest
Netflix documentary of the year,

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it's Mr. Rick Kirkham.

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[applause]

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Rick! Rick! Rick!

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-Rick!
-Rick! Rick! Rick!

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Ricky Rick!
Snake Hips Rick, I like to call you. Hi.

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-Hi, Rick.
-Hey.

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Nice to see you all again.

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Rick, the hat. I didn't know
if he was gonna wear the hat.

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I'm so glad you did.
Is it stuck to your head?

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The hat is good.

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It's an appendage. It doesn't come off.

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Yeah. It looks like you're calling
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Reminds me of the good old days.

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[all laughing]

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Rick, thanks for joining us.

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Uh, are you and Carole Baskin
still Facebook friends or no?

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We are still Facebook friends,

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even though she knows
that I believe she killed her husband.

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She still stays friends with me.

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-Rick, dang!
-Yo!

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-Richie.
-Rick.

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Did you vote for her
on Dancing With the Stars?

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[laughs] No.
Actually, I couldn't stand to watch.

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It was just too horrible to look at.
My eyes, my eyes…

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-Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, Rick.

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Did she, uh… Do you think she tap danced
on her husband's grave?

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-Oh, my God. [laughs]
-I'm tying it all together, folks.

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In hindsight, do you think Joe is a hero
or a villain, or is it murky?

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Oh, wow, you know, David,
we talked earlier in the year,

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and things have been just as crazy
since then up until now.

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We're doing interviews
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and everybody wanted to know
what I thought about Carole

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and her husband,
and I finally came out and admitted,

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yes, I believe she killed the husband.

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Um, this… this whole thing
has been maniacal.

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I can't believe that ten months later
we're still talking Tiger King,

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and it's still interesting.

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But it just gets more and more interesting
as every day goes by.

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What did you expect
when you signed up for the show?

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What were you thinking
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when you said, "Yeah, Netflix,
I'll do this documentary, easy"?

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You know what?
The Netflix producers got hold of me

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about a year before the series started.

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And they said,
"Rick, this is gonna be a huge thing,

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your life is gonna change,

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you're not gonna understand
how big this interview really is

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until it comes out."

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And I'm like,
"Yeah, right, give me a break."

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[London laughs]

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If you couldn't tell,
he did the symbol for "wanker."

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-[chuckles] Full wanker.
-I don't know what that means.

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That means wanker. It's British.

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I'll explain later.

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-[laughs]
-The bottom line was, they were right.

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When Netflix came out this past February
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-my life turned upside down.
-[London] Really?

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All of a sudden, I was doing interviews
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all around the world.

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Uh, I had to close down
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because people were coming in
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Yes.

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It just went crazy.
I couldn't use my phone for six months.

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-[London] Wow.
-Just now,

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I was able to use the phone again.
So it's been nutty, crazy.

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-But to tell how crazy it is…
-Yeah, show us.

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…last week in the mail
I got a Rick Kirkham action figure.

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-[David laughs]
-[London] Oh my god!

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Yes, mate!

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It looks like Freddy Krueger.

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It looks like "generic white man,"
but I love it!

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[laughs]

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We both shit on it. [laughs]

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And, Rick, you had taped even more stuff

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and it burned down.

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I mean, would this have been Tiger King
on steroids… and meth?

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Yeah, I think people
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had I had the material that we
originally shot for the reality show.

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But as you mentioned, it all burned up
in the fire there at the zoo,

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the fire that Joe said I burned,

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the fire that Joe said Carole burned…

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[Fortune] Right.

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…that his partner John burned,
everybody but him.

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And now we pretty much know
through the FBI who the real culprit was.

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Global warming.

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[laughs]

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He should've blamed
global warming, that's right.

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Obviously, your life has changed
and you're gonna be huge,

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but, I mean, you are huge,
but if you had anyone play you

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in Tiger King: The Movie,

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who would it be?

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I've been thinking. I think Sting.
What do you think about Sting?

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Well, I'd like that. That's a compliment.

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Quite honestly, I have heard
many, many different people

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suggest at who would play Rick
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One that seems to pop up the most
is Billy Bob Thornton.

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-[London] Oh, yeah!
-[David] Yeah, I see that.

242
00:11:12.672 --> 00:11:14.840
-[London] That's a good one.
-[David] I see.

243
00:11:14.924 --> 00:11:18.094
Well, Rick, I appreciate
you getting my email

244
00:11:18.177 --> 00:11:20.846
about wearing the same shirt today,
thank you.

245
00:11:20.930 --> 00:11:23.849
It helps with the show
and it helps tie one together.

246
00:11:23.933 --> 00:11:27.019
Thanks for talking to us.
We'll talk to you again, I'm sure.

247
00:11:27.103 --> 00:11:28.437
-Thank you, Rick.
-Yeah.

248
00:11:28.521 --> 00:11:30.690
-[Rick] I look forward to it.
-Bye!

249
00:11:30.773 --> 00:11:34.026
Take care. Tiger King is streaming now.
Rick Kirkham, everybody.

250
00:11:34.110 --> 00:11:36.612
-[Fortune] Yeah, Rick.
-[applause]

251
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252
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[upbeat music playing]

253
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More.

254
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You sure?

255
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Hell yeah.

256
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[automated voice on TV]
If you like white powder,

257
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you'll also love Narcos.

258
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If you like giant eggplants,

259
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you'll also like #blackAF.

260
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Thanks for the tip.

261
00:12:12.064 --> 00:12:13.899
Do you remember seeing me on SNL?

262
00:12:13.983 --> 00:12:16.694
Remember Saturday Night Live,
back in the day?

263
00:12:16.777 --> 00:12:18.571
It was me, Farls,

264
00:12:18.654 --> 00:12:23.159
Chris Rock, Sandusky, Dana, Dennis…

265
00:12:23.242 --> 00:12:24.618
So the show is blowing up.

266
00:12:24.702 --> 00:12:28.164
This is the greatest time of my life.
I'm stressed out but…

267
00:12:28.247 --> 00:12:30.458
[TV] If you like reliving the '90s,

268
00:12:30.541 --> 00:12:33.294
you'll also love The Last Dance.

269
00:12:33.377 --> 00:12:37.506
Farley gained weight, I lost weight,
so it still stayed in the frame. [laughs]

270
00:12:37.590 --> 00:12:38.549
But, yeah.

271
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[cheering]

272
00:12:40.885 --> 00:12:43.888
Yes, guys, if 2020 taught us anything,

273
00:12:43.971 --> 00:12:46.348
it's that being locked
in the same room for six months

274
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isn't the best thing for a relationship.

275
00:12:48.851 --> 00:12:51.687
But we could've learned a thing or two
from eight couples

276
00:12:51.771 --> 00:12:54.815
who fell in love sight unseen.
Take a look.

277
00:12:54.899 --> 00:12:57.902
I've met the person
I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

278
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I've never seen her before.

279
00:13:00.404 --> 00:13:02.615
[host] Here you will choose
someone to marry…

280
00:13:02.698 --> 00:13:03.532
[woman] Hello.

281
00:13:03.616 --> 00:13:06.118
[man] Nice to hear from you.
Can't say "See ya."

282
00:13:06.202 --> 00:13:07.870
…without ever seeing them.

283
00:13:07.953 --> 00:13:09.622
[theme music playing]

284
00:13:10.289 --> 00:13:11.457
Right.

285
00:13:11.540 --> 00:13:14.627
From Love is Blind,
welcome Lauren and Cameron Hamilton.

286
00:13:14.710 --> 00:13:15.753
[Fortune] Yes.

287
00:13:15.836 --> 00:13:18.214
-[London] Yeah!
-[David] Whoo!

288
00:13:19.173 --> 00:13:20.382
[David] Look at this.

289
00:13:21.008 --> 00:13:22.051
Yeah.

290
00:13:22.134 --> 00:13:23.677
-Welcome, guys.
-Welcome.

291
00:13:23.761 --> 00:13:24.929
Oh, my God.

292
00:13:25.012 --> 00:13:26.263
[David] Whoo!

293
00:13:27.097 --> 00:13:29.725
-That jumpsuit pops.
-[Lauren] Thank you.

294
00:13:29.809 --> 00:13:31.852
It's the color, right? On the melanin.

295
00:13:31.936 --> 00:13:34.814
When I wear them, nobody cares.
No. Yours are…

296
00:13:34.897 --> 00:13:36.440
-I care.
-Yeah, we care.

297
00:13:36.524 --> 00:13:37.358
Thank you.

298
00:13:37.441 --> 00:13:40.569
Hey, so you guys were on the show,
and was there…

299
00:13:40.653 --> 00:13:43.531
Is… It's already hard enough
to stay together as a couple,

300
00:13:43.614 --> 00:13:47.701
but is there extra pressure that you have
fans now hoping you stay together?

301
00:13:47.785 --> 00:13:50.371
Oh, yeah. They're watching us
under a microscope.

302
00:13:50.454 --> 00:13:52.873
-[London] We are. Yes, we are.
-Yeah.

303
00:13:52.957 --> 00:13:55.960
Y'all better stay together
or else I'm coming over there…

304
00:13:56.043 --> 00:13:59.088
-I've gotten, like, some threatening DMs.
-Yes, you have.

305
00:13:59.171 --> 00:14:01.173
Was it you? It was you.

306
00:14:02.132 --> 00:14:04.009
No, so yeah, but it's beautiful.

307
00:14:04.093 --> 00:14:06.512
We love that our supporters love our love.

308
00:14:06.595 --> 00:14:09.515
That's just, you know, it's more…
it keeps us together.

309
00:14:09.598 --> 00:14:11.809
Not that we need that to keep us together.

310
00:14:11.892 --> 00:14:13.978
So that's what you need to stay together?

311
00:14:14.061 --> 00:14:15.312
You're not sure.

312
00:14:15.396 --> 00:14:16.689
[laughs]

313
00:14:16.772 --> 00:14:19.066
What if one of you had had terrible voice?

314
00:14:19.149 --> 00:14:21.026
Think that we would be here now?

315
00:14:21.110 --> 00:14:23.821
Good question.
The voice was a big part of it.

316
00:14:23.904 --> 00:14:25.614
I mean, voice can turn you on,

317
00:14:25.698 --> 00:14:29.034
it can make you feel like
this is the person, a big part of it.

318
00:14:29.118 --> 00:14:32.079
Look at how he looks at her! I can't!

319
00:14:32.162 --> 00:14:34.707
London's a big fan
of y'all's relationship.

320
00:14:34.790 --> 00:14:37.918
I'm trying to be cool!
I am not cool right now, guys.

321
00:14:38.002 --> 00:14:40.004
Okay, huge fan, huge supporter.

322
00:14:40.087 --> 00:14:42.131
Team Laumeron, I'm here for it.

323
00:14:42.214 --> 00:14:44.383
-[Cameron] Oh, thank you.
-I'm here for it.

324
00:14:44.466 --> 00:14:48.345
Are you still talking to any of
the other losers-- I mean contestants.

325
00:14:49.013 --> 00:14:51.891
We're all winners. We're all winners.

326
00:14:51.974 --> 00:14:54.184
Um, Cam keeps staying in contact.

327
00:14:54.268 --> 00:14:57.938
I keep in touch with Matt,
or Barnett, as most know him,

328
00:14:58.022 --> 00:15:00.524
-and Amber, of course, and also Mark.
Yeah.

329
00:15:00.608 --> 00:15:02.860
Okay, so you do…
You're friends in real life?

330
00:15:02.943 --> 00:15:05.487
Yeah, surprisingly. I know, it's crazy.

331
00:15:05.571 --> 00:15:07.865
Were there other couples
that stayed together?

332
00:15:07.948 --> 00:15:11.577
Yes, the Barnetts, so Amber and Barnett,
they're still married.

333
00:15:11.660 --> 00:15:15.789
-Oh, my God, that's pretty shocking.
-Yeah.

334
00:15:15.873 --> 00:15:19.126
-It's pretty shocking just in Hollywood.
-Yeah.

335
00:15:19.209 --> 00:15:22.212
Because it's a two-year average marriage.

336
00:15:22.296 --> 00:15:23.547
Two years, one kid, yeah.

337
00:15:23.631 --> 00:15:25.925
And that's probably the average.

338
00:15:26.008 --> 00:15:27.968
So to get through that is a big deal.

339
00:15:28.052 --> 00:15:30.888
And I like what you're saying
about the voice, because I…

340
00:15:31.388 --> 00:15:34.058
When I think of things I find
as attractive qualities,

341
00:15:34.141 --> 00:15:36.018
voice is actually up there.

342
00:15:36.101 --> 00:15:37.937
-Yeah. It is.
-Like a fingerprint.

343
00:15:38.020 --> 00:15:40.439
You get older,
you notice a singer's voice,

344
00:15:40.522 --> 00:15:43.067
-peoples' voices… Used to be on the phone.
-Right.

345
00:15:43.150 --> 00:15:46.320
You'd talk to someone you like so much
you got into their voice.

346
00:15:46.403 --> 00:15:50.741
So, to start with that is interesting,
but if you have a squeaky one,

347
00:15:50.824 --> 00:15:53.369
they're out right away, that's tough.

348
00:15:53.452 --> 00:15:56.580
Even Cam and I, when we talk
on the phone sometimes now,

349
00:15:56.664 --> 00:15:58.832
like, "God, it's like we're in the pod."

350
00:15:58.916 --> 00:16:00.250
And I was like, the voice.

351
00:16:00.334 --> 00:16:03.879
Do you think the pod prepped you
for the pandemic?

352
00:16:03.963 --> 00:16:06.215
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

353
00:16:06.298 --> 00:16:09.927
You didn't know but…
you went from the pod to the pandemic.

354
00:16:10.010 --> 00:16:12.846
-[Lauren] We really did.
-Like, "We're out. Ah, back in."

355
00:16:12.930 --> 00:16:17.142
What was the craziest thing about
watching it back with friends and family?

356
00:16:17.226 --> 00:16:19.937
Was it that your dad knew
you had sex with a white guy?

357
00:16:20.020 --> 00:16:21.480
'Cause I've been there.

358
00:16:21.563 --> 00:16:24.650
-[London] That's happened to me a lot.
-It's funny you should say that.

359
00:16:24.733 --> 00:16:28.445
-We watched it alone first, and then…
-Yeah, before the parents.

360
00:16:28.529 --> 00:16:30.197
…her dad came over,

361
00:16:30.280 --> 00:16:34.660
and it got to that scene in Mexico
where we were together for the first time,

362
00:16:34.743 --> 00:16:36.829
and Lauren disappeared to the kitchen.

363
00:16:36.912 --> 00:16:39.999
-Yeah, I was like…
-It was just him and her dad…

364
00:16:40.082 --> 00:16:42.251
him and I watching it in silence together.

365
00:16:42.334 --> 00:16:43.502
-Whoa
-Oh, man.

366
00:16:43.585 --> 00:16:46.046
I didn't wanna watch me, like, make out

367
00:16:46.130 --> 00:16:48.549
with Cam in front of…
that's weird, right?

368
00:16:48.632 --> 00:16:51.593
I love it. I have a PowerPoint
presentation for my dad.

369
00:16:51.677 --> 00:16:53.137
[all laughing]

370
00:16:53.220 --> 00:16:54.388
So you guys have…

371
00:16:54.471 --> 00:16:58.225
It's a cool thing to have this footage
of your relationship evolving.

372
00:16:58.308 --> 00:16:59.852
-Like our home movies.
-Yeah.

373
00:16:59.935 --> 00:17:03.605
Actually, when you first say,
"I love you," you had…

374
00:17:03.689 --> 00:17:06.108
Let me look at a clip.
You were hiding something.

375
00:17:06.692 --> 00:17:07.985
-Cameron?
-Yes.

376
00:17:08.652 --> 00:17:09.653
I think I love you.

377
00:17:10.571 --> 00:17:11.905
I love you.

378
00:17:11.989 --> 00:17:13.615
[giggles]

379
00:17:15.617 --> 00:17:17.453
[David] Oh, was that hiding a boner?

380
00:17:17.536 --> 00:17:18.996
-What was going on?
-Ah!

381
00:17:19.079 --> 00:17:20.581
-Yeah.
-Is that a boner pillow?

382
00:17:20.664 --> 00:17:21.665
I got one on Etsy.

383
00:17:21.749 --> 00:17:23.542
That's exactly what it was.

384
00:17:23.625 --> 00:17:26.837
-I carry one with me to clubs.
-Oh, wow. It was exciting times.

385
00:17:26.920 --> 00:17:30.507
I feel like that's the barometer
for knowing if you're in love,

386
00:17:30.591 --> 00:17:32.760
-if saying, "I love you…"
-That is true.

387
00:17:32.843 --> 00:17:35.637
How many days…?
You remember how many days into it?

388
00:17:35.721 --> 00:17:37.347
This was about day three.

389
00:17:37.431 --> 00:17:40.059
-Day three? Dang.
-No, it was like day five.

390
00:17:40.142 --> 00:17:42.895
-Oh, that makes a difference.
-It was day five.

391
00:17:42.978 --> 00:17:46.023
Those two days in the pods,
because everything…

392
00:17:46.106 --> 00:17:50.694
You have to remember, we were in there
with no other, like, sensory anything.

393
00:17:50.778 --> 00:17:54.740
We just had our emotions and each other,
so five days felt like five years.

394
00:17:54.823 --> 00:17:57.493
That sounds like when lesbians
hunker down.

395
00:17:58.744 --> 00:18:01.413
We just have our emotions and each other

396
00:18:01.497 --> 00:18:02.998
and a canned ham.

397
00:18:03.082 --> 00:18:04.083
-Yeah.
-Bingo.

398
00:18:04.166 --> 00:18:06.502
-Very similar.
-That's been my pandemic.

399
00:18:06.585 --> 00:18:08.337
-That sounds pretty nice.
-Yeah.

400
00:18:08.420 --> 00:18:11.757
So what's next for Team Laumeron?
Like, what's going on?

401
00:18:11.840 --> 00:18:14.176
Wait, is that the official…
Team Laumeron?

402
00:18:14.259 --> 00:18:16.470
-I didn't know…
-There is a Team Laumeron.

403
00:18:16.553 --> 00:18:21.141
There is. We evaluated different fan names
and that's the one that they went with.

404
00:18:21.225 --> 00:18:22.601
It's how Laumeron started.

405
00:18:22.684 --> 00:18:25.187
So is there gonna be…?
I mean, I hate asking,

406
00:18:25.270 --> 00:18:27.106
is there gonna be a baby Laumeron?

407
00:18:27.189 --> 00:18:28.524
-[David] Oh, boy.
-Wow.

408
00:18:28.607 --> 00:18:31.235
You know, well,
I'm not pregnant right now, London.

409
00:18:31.318 --> 00:18:36.115
But, you know, eventually we definitely
wanna have, you know, a little Hamilton.

410
00:18:36.198 --> 00:18:37.449
Maybe in the next year.

411
00:18:37.533 --> 00:18:39.576
You have a dog? Like a practice baby?

412
00:18:39.660 --> 00:18:42.579
-[Cameron] He is. And…
-[Fortune] That's cute!

413
00:18:42.663 --> 00:18:45.165
[Lauren] He, yeah, he is so hyper, y'all.

414
00:18:45.249 --> 00:18:47.960
He's an Airedale terrier
and he's one year old,

415
00:18:48.043 --> 00:18:49.753
so he's like a menace right now,

416
00:18:49.837 --> 00:18:52.714
so we're trying to breathe,
but it's good practice.

417
00:18:52.798 --> 00:18:55.175
-For like, you know.
-[David] Super cute though.

418
00:18:55.259 --> 00:18:59.513
You guys are beautiful. You're beautiful
on TV but more beautiful in real life.

419
00:18:59.596 --> 00:19:02.141
-Oh, so are all of you.
-This is so…

420
00:19:02.224 --> 00:19:04.017
-Thank you.
-Beautiful.

421
00:19:04.101 --> 00:19:06.770
The love is just falling off of you.
I love it.

422
00:19:06.854 --> 00:19:10.649
-I feel the same about you three.
-We definitely have our own pod here.

423
00:19:11.650 --> 00:19:12.776
So, it's pretty…

424
00:19:12.860 --> 00:19:14.695
-Sight unseen.
-Yeah.

425
00:19:14.778 --> 00:19:17.281
Thank you for coming down.
We really appreciate it.

426
00:19:17.364 --> 00:19:19.283
And it's great to see you in person.

427
00:19:19.366 --> 00:19:21.160
-Of course.
-Thanks for coming in.

428
00:19:21.243 --> 00:19:22.828
-Any time.
-Yeah.

429
00:19:22.911 --> 00:19:24.413
-There we go.
-Thank you.

430
00:19:24.496 --> 00:19:27.833
Love is Blind, streaming now.
The Hamiltons, everybody.

431
00:19:27.916 --> 00:19:30.419
Royalty! Royalty!

432
00:19:30.502 --> 00:19:32.546
[crowd cheering]

433
00:19:33.422 --> 00:19:35.841
You know, some people think
I'm new to Netflix,

434
00:19:35.924 --> 00:19:37.676
-which is wrong, Fortune.
-Mm-hmm.

435
00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:40.929
I've been doing a lot of behind the scenes
here for a while.

436
00:19:41.013 --> 00:19:45.017
I'm the guy pulling the strings,
I'm the man in everyone's ear.

437
00:19:45.100 --> 00:19:45.934
[Fortune] Mh-hm?

438
00:19:46.018 --> 00:19:49.479
You don't understand me?
Let me show you. Let's look at the tape.

439
00:19:49.563 --> 00:19:53.108
[dramatic music playing]

440
00:19:54.067 --> 00:19:56.695
[David] This is the real estate show.
What's it called?

441
00:19:57.362 --> 00:19:58.989
-Selling Sunset.
-Okay.

442
00:19:59.072 --> 00:20:01.617
Oh, 'cause Sunset Boulev…
I never got that.

443
00:20:02.451 --> 00:20:04.203
[David] Hair, did you get Christine

444
00:20:04.286 --> 00:20:06.246
that seven-foot long white ponytail

445
00:20:06.330 --> 00:20:07.873
that looks super fake?

446
00:20:07.956 --> 00:20:10.334
Okay, she's wearing it, got it.

447
00:20:10.417 --> 00:20:12.002
Christine, to get things going,

448
00:20:12.085 --> 00:20:14.755
can you walk
and check yourself out in the mirror?

449
00:20:14.838 --> 00:20:16.423
Just peacock around a little.

450
00:20:17.007 --> 00:20:18.342
Not in the wood.

451
00:20:19.426 --> 00:20:21.136
Why are you looking into the wood?

452
00:20:21.803 --> 00:20:22.971
Look for… [groans]

453
00:20:23.555 --> 00:20:24.389
Okay.

454
00:20:24.473 --> 00:20:27.267
Not the brightest bulb on the Strip.
All right.

455
00:20:27.851 --> 00:20:29.686
Let's get some drama going, huh?

456
00:20:29.770 --> 00:20:32.397
-She has a really great relationship…
-It's like…

457
00:20:32.481 --> 00:20:36.401
-Shut the fuck up while I'm talking!
-Ooh, I like that, kitty got claws.

458
00:20:36.485 --> 00:20:38.528
[snarls, hisses]

459
00:20:38.612 --> 00:20:41.657
I'm not 100% sure you're right on this.
I'm with her on this.

460
00:20:41.740 --> 00:20:45.035
What…?
You think more time is a positive?

461
00:20:45.118 --> 00:20:46.870
Why's he arguing with himself?

462
00:20:46.954 --> 00:20:48.205
They're twins.

463
00:20:48.288 --> 00:20:50.457
-Who is?
-Those two guys.

464
00:20:50.540 --> 00:20:52.000
-That's two?
-Yes.

465
00:20:52.584 --> 00:20:56.880
Oh, my God! I've seen this show 20 times,
I never picked that up.

466
00:20:56.964 --> 00:20:58.548
Shouldn't have done three days.

467
00:20:58.632 --> 00:21:00.592
[David] Do they have to dress the same?

468
00:21:00.676 --> 00:21:03.470
They're not 11.
Even the Olsen twins mix it up a bit.

469
00:21:03.553 --> 00:21:05.847
I can tell them apart. Different watches.

470
00:21:06.598 --> 00:21:09.559
Okay, Hawkeye. [imitates whirring]

471
00:21:09.643 --> 00:21:13.063
Don't you have to have lunch
with the rest of the Avengers? Good God.

472
00:21:13.146 --> 00:21:15.983
Hey… pew, pew, pew. I'm Hawkeye!

473
00:21:16.066 --> 00:21:18.610
-[chuckles] Good one.
-Shut up.

474
00:21:18.694 --> 00:21:20.279
You get it. You've seen it.

475
00:21:20.362 --> 00:21:22.114
-[David] Okay, Brett…
-Jason.

476
00:21:22.197 --> 00:21:23.907
Jason. Uh…

477
00:21:23.991 --> 00:21:26.076
let's give her a little mansplaining.

478
00:21:26.159 --> 00:21:27.828
Pepper in some condescension.

479
00:21:27.911 --> 00:21:31.331
Let me say, as the most
successful, experienced agent here.

480
00:21:31.415 --> 00:21:32.749
[David] There's my guy.

481
00:21:32.833 --> 00:21:33.792
What does he do?

482
00:21:33.875 --> 00:21:36.128
-They all do real estate.
-Oh.

483
00:21:36.211 --> 00:21:39.214
-So, you're gonna call him?
-No, you're gonna call him.

484
00:21:39.298 --> 00:21:42.259
[David] Ladies, one of you
has to hit Jason with bad news.

485
00:21:42.342 --> 00:21:44.344
Figure out a way to do it. A mature way.

486
00:21:44.428 --> 00:21:46.638
Rock paper scissors. [chuckles]

487
00:21:46.722 --> 00:21:47.889
Okay.

488
00:21:47.973 --> 00:21:49.891
[playful music]

489
00:21:51.351 --> 00:21:52.269
Aw!

490
00:21:52.352 --> 00:21:55.731
Rick's like,
"Two girls scissoring? I'm in."

491
00:21:55.814 --> 00:21:58.442
-I was not.
-You didn't think that?

492
00:21:58.525 --> 00:22:00.068
-No.
-I think that was me.

493
00:22:00.986 --> 00:22:03.739
Isn't it like this,
when they scissor, they go pew, pew?

494
00:22:03.822 --> 00:22:06.700
They touch feet and they go…
boop, boop, boop, boop.

495
00:22:06.783 --> 00:22:09.286
That's… that's not how that works.

496
00:22:09.369 --> 00:22:11.163
-How does it work?
-Not that way.

497
00:22:11.246 --> 00:22:12.497
Let's look at a clip.

498
00:22:12.581 --> 00:22:16.793
We've been doing Friendsgiving
at the Oppenheim Group for five years now.

499
00:22:16.877 --> 00:22:18.337
All right, Brett.

500
00:22:18.420 --> 00:22:19.671
It's still Jason.

501
00:22:19.755 --> 00:22:20.630
Ugh.

502
00:22:20.714 --> 00:22:23.967
All right, Jason,
make a toast and make it quick.

503
00:22:24.051 --> 00:22:25.302
-[glass clinking]
-Guys.

504
00:22:26.762 --> 00:22:27.763
Quick toast.

505
00:22:27.846 --> 00:22:30.474
Everybody,
this is my favorite evening of the year.

506
00:22:30.557 --> 00:22:32.142
All my friends and family,

507
00:22:32.225 --> 00:22:34.061
all my cousins, aunts, uncles…

508
00:22:34.144 --> 00:22:37.939
Aunts and un… What'd I just say?
What did I just say?

509
00:22:38.023 --> 00:22:41.985
…friends and co-workers, so much
to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving.

510
00:22:42.069 --> 00:22:43.445
So I couldn't be happier.

511
00:22:43.528 --> 00:22:45.030
You're not up for an Academy Award.

512
00:22:45.113 --> 00:22:47.491
Just say, "Here's the food. Eat."
What the fuck?

513
00:22:47.574 --> 00:22:49.993
And there's one more thing
that I'm thankful for.

514
00:22:50.077 --> 00:22:51.995
I just closed on a $44 million house.

515
00:22:52.079 --> 00:22:53.830
-What?
-[all exclaim]

516
00:22:53.914 --> 00:22:56.416
Oh, they sold my place!

517
00:22:56.500 --> 00:22:58.210
-That's your condo in Chino?
-No.

518
00:22:58.293 --> 00:23:00.379
My other place, ding dong.

519
00:23:00.462 --> 00:23:04.341
You've never seen the condo in Chino,
because I live in a no-snark neighborhood.

520
00:23:04.841 --> 00:23:06.760
Check it out.

521
00:23:06.843 --> 00:23:08.178
Are those gift cards?

522
00:23:08.261 --> 00:23:09.513
Oh, yeah, they are.

523
00:23:10.305 --> 00:23:13.100
Somebody's rich.
"Whoo! How'd you do that?"

524
00:23:13.183 --> 00:23:14.142
"I don't know."

525
00:23:14.226 --> 00:23:16.186
Does that impress the ladies?

526
00:23:16.269 --> 00:23:17.854
Yes, it does. You go like this.

527
00:23:17.938 --> 00:23:20.190
"Oh, you have some cola?
Chop, chop, chop."

528
00:23:20.273 --> 00:23:21.274
Honk, honk.

529
00:23:21.358 --> 00:23:24.611
Get a sniffy jiffy going.
Know what they called me in high school?

530
00:23:24.694 --> 00:23:27.197
-Shrimp cocktail?
-Nope. They… What'd you say?

531
00:23:27.280 --> 00:23:30.200
-Nothing.
-They called me Spiffy Jiffy.

532
00:23:30.283 --> 00:23:31.618
Did you go to high school?

533
00:23:31.701 --> 00:23:33.787
I'm sorry, are you a high school teacher?

534
00:23:33.870 --> 00:23:36.039
Look at you. I teach weed.

535
00:23:36.123 --> 00:23:38.250
Anyway. Do you have some cola on you?

536
00:23:38.333 --> 00:23:41.503
It would be better if someone…
You have some? Let's take a five.

537
00:23:42.629 --> 00:23:45.590
[cheering]

538
00:23:46.758 --> 00:23:49.678
In the middle of the lockdown
no one was allowed to travel.

539
00:23:49.761 --> 00:23:53.014
Our next guest not only gave us
the escape we all needed,

540
00:23:53.098 --> 00:23:56.685
she also did something on her show
that I have never been able to do,

541
00:23:57.185 --> 00:23:59.020
wear heels for a whole day.

542
00:23:59.104 --> 00:24:00.230
[London laughs]

543
00:24:00.313 --> 00:24:04.025
Please welcome the star
of the hit series Emily in Paris,

544
00:24:04.109 --> 00:24:05.902
Lily Collins!

545
00:24:05.986 --> 00:24:08.071
[cheering]

546
00:24:08.155 --> 00:24:10.031
-Yeah!
-Yeah, Lily!

547
00:24:10.115 --> 00:24:11.450
Hi!

548
00:24:11.533 --> 00:24:13.743
-[David] Hey!
-[Fortune] Lily!

549
00:24:13.827 --> 00:24:18.206
Hi, guys. It looks so fun to have
an actual audience in the room.

550
00:24:18.290 --> 00:24:21.001
-I'm jealous of the energy.
-[David] They're good, too.

551
00:24:21.084 --> 00:24:22.085
Yeah, they…

552
00:24:22.169 --> 00:24:24.504
There's only two of them, too.
They're great.

553
00:24:24.588 --> 00:24:26.882
-They're all masked up.
-Amazing.

554
00:24:26.965 --> 00:24:29.134
I'm so happy for you and your show.

555
00:24:29.217 --> 00:24:32.679
I actually pitched a show
called Tammy in Tampa.

556
00:24:32.762 --> 00:24:34.264
[laughs]

557
00:24:34.347 --> 00:24:36.850
But I don't want it to step on your toes,

558
00:24:36.933 --> 00:24:40.061
so I said, "Fine, do Emily in Paris."

559
00:24:40.145 --> 00:24:43.023
Emily is happy to come to Tampa anytime.

560
00:24:43.106 --> 00:24:45.775
[David] Oh, a crossover. You know, Lily…

561
00:24:45.859 --> 00:24:47.235
Let's do a crossover.

562
00:24:47.319 --> 00:24:52.282
I think that this show seems like it's,
uh, possibly geared toward women,

563
00:24:52.365 --> 00:24:55.535
but no shows really are,
because this has a male audience, too.

564
00:24:55.619 --> 00:24:56.786
Does that surprise you?

565
00:24:57.662 --> 00:25:00.540
Thank you. Know what's been
the biggest compliment,

566
00:25:00.624 --> 00:25:03.793
is when I've spoken to men
who say, "Now, look,

567
00:25:03.877 --> 00:25:06.505
my girlfriend,
my fiancée, my wife had it on.

568
00:25:06.588 --> 00:25:10.008
They wanted me to watch with them
kind of just as a couple,

569
00:25:10.091 --> 00:25:12.761
and I think I ended up liking it
more than them."

570
00:25:12.844 --> 00:25:16.348
So that's been, like,
a huge compliment, you know?

571
00:25:16.431 --> 00:25:18.683
-[David] That's great.
-[Fortune] I loved it.

572
00:25:18.767 --> 00:25:21.645
Do you get mad when people say,
Emily in Paris and not

573
00:25:21.728 --> 00:25:24.105
[with French accent] "Emily in Paris"?

574
00:25:24.189 --> 00:25:26.441
-[London] No one says that.
-Oh, my God.

575
00:25:26.525 --> 00:25:29.110
-No one says that.
-[Lily] You know what?

576
00:25:29.194 --> 00:25:30.487
-No one says that.
-Yeah.

577
00:25:30.570 --> 00:25:33.073
I'm kind of with everyone, to be honest.

578
00:25:33.156 --> 00:25:35.450
Like, in Paris, we heard it said that way.

579
00:25:35.534 --> 00:25:37.536
That's how you would hear it in Paris.

580
00:25:37.619 --> 00:25:40.163
But then when I found out…
"found out"…

581
00:25:40.247 --> 00:25:42.916
I mean, when Netflix said
about the Emily in Paris,

582
00:25:42.999 --> 00:25:45.001
I felt like I was one with the audience.

583
00:25:45.085 --> 00:25:47.963
I was like, "Have I been saying it wrong
this whole time?"

584
00:25:48.046 --> 00:25:50.090
I'm like… [laughs]

585
00:25:50.173 --> 00:25:53.051
So are you anything like
the character Emily in real life?

586
00:25:53.134 --> 00:25:56.555
I had a lot of similar experiences
to Emily during this shooting

587
00:25:56.638 --> 00:26:00.100
in such a huge way that I actually
thought that the producers,

588
00:26:00.183 --> 00:26:03.311
the producers and the directors
were playing a game with me,

589
00:26:03.395 --> 00:26:05.021
because my hot water went out,

590
00:26:05.105 --> 00:26:07.857
I had no heating
when it started getting cold out.

591
00:26:07.941 --> 00:26:12.279
Um, I had construction
in all of the apartments in my building.

592
00:26:12.362 --> 00:26:14.864
I stepped in dog shit.

593
00:26:14.948 --> 00:26:17.117
-Like a normal person. Crazy.
-I did…

594
00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:18.285
Like a normal person.

595
00:26:18.368 --> 00:26:22.414
Yeah, a lot of stuff happened to me
that also happened to Emily.

596
00:26:22.497 --> 00:26:26.585
Are those French guys masculine
or are they more like Spade?

597
00:26:26.668 --> 00:26:29.462
[laughing]

598
00:26:32.465 --> 00:26:34.801
Yeah, you also on the show

599
00:26:35.385 --> 00:26:38.555
don't speak French well,
but you do, I think, in real life.

600
00:26:38.638 --> 00:26:40.223
Is it weird to fake it?

601
00:26:40.307 --> 00:26:43.476
Yeah, it's very weird.

602
00:26:43.560 --> 00:26:46.104
Although I started speaking
a bit with the crew.

603
00:26:46.187 --> 00:26:48.648
-I grew up speaking French in school.
-Oh!

604
00:26:48.732 --> 00:26:50.525
My little brothers are half Swiss.

605
00:26:50.609 --> 00:26:53.528
And so I started speaking French
with them at a young age

606
00:26:53.612 --> 00:26:55.780
and I started dreaming in it
and reading it.

607
00:26:55.864 --> 00:26:56.698
Oh, wow.

608
00:26:56.781 --> 00:27:00.327
And then I stopped practicing
and then my confidence went down.

609
00:27:00.410 --> 00:27:03.288
My little brother's English
was far better than my French,

610
00:27:03.371 --> 00:27:04.956
so I started to give up.

611
00:27:05.040 --> 00:27:08.460
When I went back for Emily,
I'm like, "I'm gonna make it my mission

612
00:27:08.543 --> 00:27:10.086
to speak French fully."

613
00:27:10.170 --> 00:27:12.797
And then Emily is so bad at French.

614
00:27:12.881 --> 00:27:16.926
I'm playing a character who's the most
American I've ever felt in my entire life.

615
00:27:17.010 --> 00:27:20.430
It was very difficult for me
to decipher between the two.

616
00:27:20.513 --> 00:27:23.058
Um, so my French, I think, got worse.

617
00:27:23.141 --> 00:27:25.143
But I'm gonna start practicing it.

618
00:27:25.226 --> 00:27:28.688
I said to myself, "Season two,
if we get to go to a season two,

619
00:27:28.772 --> 00:27:30.190
I'm gonna get better again."

620
00:27:30.273 --> 00:27:34.069
Can we talk about your wardrobe?
'Cause you looked amazing throughout.

621
00:27:34.152 --> 00:27:36.863
-Thank you.
-Didn't she look insane?

622
00:27:36.946 --> 00:27:38.073
[applause]

623
00:27:38.156 --> 00:27:41.534
Lily, please tell me
you got to keep those clothes.

624
00:27:41.618 --> 00:27:44.287
Look, I got to keep a couple items,

625
00:27:44.371 --> 00:27:46.247
not nearly enough as what I wanted.

626
00:27:46.331 --> 00:27:48.124
I will be honest. Um…

627
00:27:48.750 --> 00:27:50.877
Some of the items I did get to keep.

628
00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:54.506
But the white dress that I wear
that gets splattered in paint,

629
00:27:54.589 --> 00:27:58.927
I actually… the designer,
Stéphane Rolland, sent me the original one

630
00:27:59.010 --> 00:28:00.970
that didn't get plastered with paint.

631
00:28:01.054 --> 00:28:03.890
-So that was like a lovely gift.
-[London] Yeah.

632
00:28:03.973 --> 00:28:08.436
But I think for season two
or if we get to go to further seasons,

633
00:28:08.520 --> 00:28:10.480
it's something I need to write in.

634
00:28:10.563 --> 00:28:13.983
I feel like this was something
in Sex and the City that they got.

635
00:28:14.067 --> 00:28:17.404
I'm like, we've all been in quarantine
in sweatpants.

636
00:28:17.487 --> 00:28:20.115
I'm just…
I need to thrive in fashion again.

637
00:28:20.198 --> 00:28:22.200
So I think I need to take their props.

638
00:28:22.283 --> 00:28:24.786
-Yeah.
-I would've just kept the croissants.

639
00:28:24.869 --> 00:28:26.538
[laughs]

640
00:28:26.621 --> 00:28:28.164
Fortune.

641
00:28:28.248 --> 00:28:30.375
By the way, Lily, you're also in Mank.

642
00:28:30.458 --> 00:28:33.128
What's that all about? I saw a billboard.

643
00:28:33.211 --> 00:28:36.339
Um… Mank is a film

644
00:28:36.423 --> 00:28:40.427
that I think we finished technically
maybe a week before lockdown.

645
00:28:40.510 --> 00:28:45.265
Um, which is crazy,
but I was shooting Mank right after Emily,

646
00:28:45.348 --> 00:28:49.686
and I actually had to fly home twice
while we were filming Emily, for 24 hours.

647
00:28:49.769 --> 00:28:52.480
So I had to fly from Paris to LA
for fittings,

648
00:28:52.564 --> 00:28:57.736
camera tests and rehearsals with
David Fincher and Gary Oldman and, um…

649
00:28:57.819 --> 00:29:01.322
So I was kind of going,
flying all around the world for that,

650
00:29:01.406 --> 00:29:04.409
and it's an incredible story
of Herman Mankiewicz

651
00:29:04.492 --> 00:29:08.288
who wrote Citizen Kane and it's
in black and white in the 1930s and '40s.

652
00:29:08.371 --> 00:29:13.293
You know, one time, I went to Arby's
and McDonald's in the same day,

653
00:29:13.376 --> 00:29:16.045
and they were, uh,
in two different cities.

654
00:29:16.129 --> 00:29:18.673
-Well, one was West Hollywood.
-[London] Right.

655
00:29:18.757 --> 00:29:21.843
I do need you to settle
a big controversy though.

656
00:29:21.926 --> 00:29:23.344
Okay, Lily?

657
00:29:23.428 --> 00:29:27.015
I need to know, is Emily 22 or 35?

658
00:29:27.098 --> 00:29:28.767
[laughs]

659
00:29:28.850 --> 00:29:32.687
Well, I'm gonna take ownership
over that stupid comment,

660
00:29:32.771 --> 00:29:36.566
because I… I will own it.

661
00:29:36.649 --> 00:29:38.651
I kind of… Yeah, no, I misspoke.

662
00:29:38.735 --> 00:29:40.695
I think what I meant to say was

663
00:29:40.779 --> 00:29:44.282
is that she feels, like,
wiser beyond her years.

664
00:29:44.365 --> 00:29:46.451
But she's… no, she's a professional,

665
00:29:46.534 --> 00:29:49.954
she's been out of college for a long time.

666
00:29:50.038 --> 00:29:52.916
I just think that this is her first time
traveling abroad,

667
00:29:52.999 --> 00:29:55.043
so she's experiencing a lot of firsts,

668
00:29:55.126 --> 00:29:56.961
but she's not in her early 20s.

669
00:29:57.045 --> 00:29:59.714
She's a professional
who's gotten her degree.

670
00:29:59.798 --> 00:30:02.425
-Twenty-seven, 28…
-[laughter]

671
00:30:02.509 --> 00:30:05.595
-Basically my age.
-Yeah.

672
00:30:05.678 --> 00:30:08.765
Well, Lily, if you do a second season
is it gonna be Paris

673
00:30:08.848 --> 00:30:11.017
or you might shake it up
and go to Iraq or something?

674
00:30:11.100 --> 00:30:12.310
Oh, my gosh.

675
00:30:12.393 --> 00:30:14.604
[David and Fortune giggling]

676
00:30:14.687 --> 00:30:16.856
Well, you know,

677
00:30:16.940 --> 00:30:20.401
wherever her social media skills
are needed,

678
00:30:20.485 --> 00:30:22.278
Emily, I'm sure, is down to go.

679
00:30:22.362 --> 00:30:25.824
But I think, you know,
we're excited to go back to Paris.

680
00:30:25.907 --> 00:30:28.868
Obviously, everything's
up in the air now with timing

681
00:30:28.952 --> 00:30:31.079
and wanting to be safe and everything,

682
00:30:31.162 --> 00:30:34.624
but, um, we're all super excited
to go back to Paris.

683
00:30:34.707 --> 00:30:37.335
I keep trying to say,
"She might take the Eurostar,

684
00:30:37.418 --> 00:30:39.796
-pop over somewhere else…
-[London] To London!

685
00:30:39.879 --> 00:30:43.383
…take an internship somewhere else."
I know. I know.

686
00:30:43.466 --> 00:30:45.343
Don't forget Tampa.

687
00:30:45.426 --> 00:30:46.594
[Fortune laughs]

688
00:30:46.678 --> 00:30:49.764
Tampa! Tampa is already on the cards.

689
00:30:49.848 --> 00:30:52.141
She has to go back to the US
at some point.

690
00:30:52.225 --> 00:30:54.143
It needs to happen in Tampa.

691
00:30:54.227 --> 00:30:56.229
-Yes. Thank you.
-Thanks for being here.

692
00:30:56.312 --> 00:30:59.274
Next time come in the stu-stu-studio
if you can.

693
00:30:59.357 --> 00:31:00.483
-All right?
-Yeah.

694
00:31:00.567 --> 00:31:02.151
All right, good to see ya.

695
00:31:02.235 --> 00:31:05.947
Hey, Lily Collins, everybody.
Emily in Paris is streaming now.

696
00:31:06.781 --> 00:31:07.949
[David] Thank you.

697
00:31:09.284 --> 00:31:13.288
Joining us now to talk
about the biggest stories of 2020

698
00:31:13.371 --> 00:31:15.832
is a guy who's no stranger
to giving his opinion.

699
00:31:15.915 --> 00:31:18.793
I told him Netflix should give him
his own comedy special.

700
00:31:18.877 --> 00:31:20.795
He said, "I've got three of them."

701
00:31:20.879 --> 00:31:23.047
All right, here's Jo Koy.

702
00:31:23.131 --> 00:31:25.466
[crowd cheering]

703
00:31:25.550 --> 00:31:27.635
-[Fortune] Yeah, buddy!
-Jo Koy!

704
00:31:27.719 --> 00:31:28.928
-Love you.
-Jo.

705
00:31:29.012 --> 00:31:30.597
-Good to see you.
-Thank you.

706
00:31:31.389 --> 00:31:32.432
[sighs]

707
00:31:33.349 --> 00:31:36.311
-I hate not being able to hug you.
-I know. I miss it.

708
00:31:36.394 --> 00:31:37.812
I miss hugging you guys.

709
00:31:37.896 --> 00:31:40.064
I know, we would all embrace right now.

710
00:31:40.148 --> 00:31:42.108
Jo Koy: In His Elements. The special.

711
00:31:42.191 --> 00:31:43.651
-Yes.
-That's a big one.

712
00:31:43.735 --> 00:31:47.113
That was special to me.
Thank you, Netflix, for letting me do it.

713
00:31:47.196 --> 00:31:49.866
[cheering and applause]

714
00:31:49.949 --> 00:31:54.203
That's just me giving back to my culture,
my people, I got to go to the Philippines,

715
00:31:54.287 --> 00:31:57.081
I brought Filipino comics
to the Philippines, performed,

716
00:31:57.165 --> 00:32:00.877
showcased talent in the Philippines,
brought them onstage, a lot of fun.

717
00:32:00.960 --> 00:32:04.589
-Was it all shot in a food truck?
-[laughing]

718
00:32:04.672 --> 00:32:06.382
[Jo] Yes, it was all…

719
00:32:06.466 --> 00:32:08.259
See, no one heard what David said.

720
00:32:08.343 --> 00:32:11.179
Very offensive.
"Was it all shot in a food truck?"

721
00:32:11.262 --> 00:32:13.431
Yes. Yes, it was.

722
00:32:13.514 --> 00:32:16.684
Uh, well, there's a lot of stuff in 2020.

723
00:32:16.768 --> 00:32:19.228
There's Kanye, he did it all in 2020.

724
00:32:19.312 --> 00:32:21.898
He and Kim were separate for a short time.

725
00:32:21.981 --> 00:32:23.566
-He started a cult.
-[Jo] Yes.

726
00:32:23.650 --> 00:32:26.235
He ran for President, he got corona.

727
00:32:26.819 --> 00:32:29.614
He's bi-coastal and bipolar.
What are our thoughts?

728
00:32:29.697 --> 00:32:31.199
[laughs]

729
00:32:31.282 --> 00:32:33.201
-[David] That's quite a resume.
-It is.

730
00:32:33.284 --> 00:32:37.413
I don't know what's crazier, Kanye running
for President, or me voting for him.

731
00:32:37.497 --> 00:32:39.040
[laughing]

732
00:32:39.123 --> 00:32:41.918
He got my vote.
I was one of the 60,000, David.

733
00:32:42.001 --> 00:32:43.002
[David] Oh, yeah.

734
00:32:43.086 --> 00:32:46.297
Get a pair of Yeezys when you vote.
It's so sick.

735
00:32:46.381 --> 00:32:47.924
-Stop.
-Not a bad deal.

736
00:32:48.007 --> 00:32:49.008
What?

737
00:32:49.092 --> 00:32:52.136
Do you think anyone ever said to him,
"Take it Yeezy"?

738
00:32:52.220 --> 00:32:53.763
-[David] On all that?
-[laughs]

739
00:32:53.846 --> 00:32:56.432
And that's how
they started with those shoes.

740
00:32:56.516 --> 00:32:58.893
-Yeah?
-He heard that so much.

741
00:32:58.977 --> 00:33:01.187
Yeah, I…
What about those Sunday Services?

742
00:33:01.270 --> 00:33:04.107
I'm not hating him.
A bit of a super-spreader situation.

743
00:33:04.190 --> 00:33:06.818
-Yeah.
-Super spreader, the church service…

744
00:33:06.901 --> 00:33:09.862
And I think it's nice he's doing that. Uh…

745
00:33:09.946 --> 00:33:12.323
But did they go away? What happened?

746
00:33:12.407 --> 00:33:15.535
I don't know. You can't be
a super spreader when it's for God.

747
00:33:15.618 --> 00:33:17.370
-That's true.
-Remember that.

748
00:33:17.453 --> 00:33:19.080
Spreading the message.

749
00:33:19.163 --> 00:33:21.624
-What am I saying?
-"Corona, get out of here."

750
00:33:21.708 --> 00:33:24.377
Yeah, I heard that Kim did this big trip.

751
00:33:24.460 --> 00:33:27.005
-Took all her friends on a 747.
-[London] She did.

752
00:33:27.088 --> 00:33:29.257
-Were you on that?
-I wasn't invited.

753
00:33:29.340 --> 00:33:30.633
Unfortunately.

754
00:33:30.717 --> 00:33:34.095
-I was on the Southwest follow plane.
-We all got COVID tests.

755
00:33:34.178 --> 00:33:37.849
Yeah, they all got COVID tests
and they said, when they were leaving,

756
00:33:37.932 --> 00:33:42.562
Kanye started a church service,
they were like, "Kanye, we're leaving."

757
00:33:42.645 --> 00:33:44.939
He surprises them on the last day.

758
00:33:45.023 --> 00:33:48.693
They're like,
"Everyone grab a coconut. Let's go watch."

759
00:33:48.776 --> 00:33:51.070
[slurps] Start drinking out of a coconut.

760
00:33:51.154 --> 00:33:54.615
Uh, we also had people
trapped in a bubble in sports.

761
00:33:54.699 --> 00:33:57.076
In sports…
They look different this year.

762
00:33:57.160 --> 00:34:00.288
The Summer Olympics, they were canceled.
Stadiums were empty.

763
00:34:00.371 --> 00:34:04.584
And NBA players were in the bubble
and were forced to sleep with their wives.

764
00:34:04.667 --> 00:34:07.712
-[London] It's crazy.
-Listen, no one was happy about that.

765
00:34:07.795 --> 00:34:09.922
Wow. Yeah, no one.

766
00:34:10.006 --> 00:34:13.301
I think the only sports
that's really killing it right now

767
00:34:13.384 --> 00:34:15.553
is Tyson versus Jones.

768
00:34:15.636 --> 00:34:17.680
That was the best money spent ever.

769
00:34:17.764 --> 00:34:18.765
[London] Right.

770
00:34:18.848 --> 00:34:23.978
Seeing two almost 60-year-old men
beat the shit out of each other.

771
00:34:24.062 --> 00:34:25.688
Slowly.

772
00:34:25.772 --> 00:34:27.815
[laughing]

773
00:34:27.899 --> 00:34:32.320
Roy Jones… Roy Jones was doing moves
in his head from his 20s,

774
00:34:32.403 --> 00:34:35.573
but his hips were like,
"Hey, man, slow the fuck down.

775
00:34:36.324 --> 00:34:38.451
You're… you're gonna break your hip."

776
00:34:38.534 --> 00:34:41.245
I know, and when they sat down
in between rounds,

777
00:34:41.329 --> 00:34:43.873
-they were spraying them with WD-40.
-[Jo] Yeah.

778
00:34:43.956 --> 00:34:45.750
[imitates spraying]

779
00:34:45.833 --> 00:34:46.918
Get out there.

780
00:34:47.001 --> 00:34:50.588
Okay, COVID wasn't the only thing
to go viral in 2020.

781
00:34:50.671 --> 00:34:53.257
Cardi B had "WAP."

782
00:34:53.341 --> 00:34:56.135
The guy on the skateboard
with the Fleetwood Mac,

783
00:34:56.219 --> 00:34:57.637
I've had it with him.

784
00:34:57.720 --> 00:35:00.139
And, uh…
Go ahead, what do you think about him?

785
00:35:00.223 --> 00:35:02.183
Sorry. Maybe it's an American thing.

786
00:35:02.266 --> 00:35:04.685
Why do you care about this man?

787
00:35:04.769 --> 00:35:07.480
There's nothing that he did
that was great.

788
00:35:07.563 --> 00:35:08.397
Cranberry?

789
00:35:08.481 --> 00:35:11.901
He was drinking cranberry
and skating to a song.

790
00:35:11.984 --> 00:35:14.445
Is that what you think is entertainment?

791
00:35:14.529 --> 00:35:16.280
Why is anyone famous on TikTok?

792
00:35:16.364 --> 00:35:19.075
The little…
The little ten-year-olds, 15-year-olds,

793
00:35:19.158 --> 00:35:22.328
-they at least doing a dance.
-That's how it started, TikTok.

794
00:35:22.411 --> 00:35:25.957
I kind of understood that.
They're good dancers and it's kind of fun.

795
00:35:26.040 --> 00:35:28.960
But this guy, what was he supposed…
why did you love him?

796
00:35:29.043 --> 00:35:31.003
He was vibin'. He was vibin'.

797
00:35:31.087 --> 00:35:33.214
-[all laugh]
-Vibin'.

798
00:35:33.297 --> 00:35:35.675
-[Jo] He was vibin'.
-[David] Don't you hate on vibin'.

799
00:35:35.758 --> 00:35:38.427
-I didn't get it. "He was vibin'."
-He was vibin'.

800
00:35:38.511 --> 00:35:41.305
It was cranberry juice,
a skateboard, and a freeway.

801
00:35:41.389 --> 00:35:43.266
-Vibin'.
-Vibin'.

802
00:35:43.349 --> 00:35:44.517
-I…
-Okay.

803
00:35:44.600 --> 00:35:47.061
As far as the "WAP" song…

804
00:35:47.145 --> 00:35:49.939
-[laughs] I'm sorry.
-Listen… is that not right?

805
00:35:50.022 --> 00:35:52.275
-You can't ever say it. "WAP."
-"WAP"? "WHOP"?

806
00:35:52.358 --> 00:35:53.693
You got… You know,

807
00:35:53.776 --> 00:35:57.780
when Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion
sing about the wet…

808
00:35:57.864 --> 00:36:00.950
Why is it called "Wet-Ass Pussies"
when they sing about that,

809
00:36:01.033 --> 00:36:04.453
but when two lesbians get together
it's called bumping uglies?

810
00:36:06.497 --> 00:36:07.540
Sorry, but…

811
00:36:08.249 --> 00:36:11.586
Bump… I don't… I don't wanna comment.

812
00:36:11.669 --> 00:36:14.964
-[David] I don't have an answer.
-I don't know what to say.

813
00:36:15.047 --> 00:36:17.466
-What do we do?
-[David] I nod my head, "Okay."

814
00:36:17.550 --> 00:36:20.386
-We leave it at that.
-We can't say anything about that.

815
00:36:20.469 --> 00:36:24.015
Well, I know the cranberry juice guy,
'cause we have the same agent.

816
00:36:24.098 --> 00:36:26.976
And he said

817
00:36:27.059 --> 00:36:29.520
he doesn't like that the fame
is going down.

818
00:36:29.604 --> 00:36:33.107
He's like, "What if I was on roller skates
drinking pineapple juice?"

819
00:36:33.191 --> 00:36:35.276
He goes, "No, it's over. It's over.

820
00:36:35.359 --> 00:36:38.654
You had a good run.
I think you gotta… lay down."

821
00:36:39.363 --> 00:36:43.701
I think the "Wet-Ass Pussy" song,
it's transcended every generation.

822
00:36:43.784 --> 00:36:47.288
Nothing worse than hearing my mom sing it
while she's cooking, like…

823
00:36:47.371 --> 00:36:49.123
♪ "I got that WAP, WAP, WAP" ♪

824
00:36:49.207 --> 00:36:51.709
I'm like,
"What the fuck are you saying, Mom?"

825
00:36:52.210 --> 00:36:54.670
-[London] True.
-I don't even want to eat anymore.

826
00:36:54.754 --> 00:36:58.341
You got…
I wanna thank Jo Koy for being here.

827
00:36:58.424 --> 00:37:00.801
-And… thank you, Jo Koy.
-[crowd cheering]

828
00:37:00.885 --> 00:37:02.345
I love you.

829
00:37:02.428 --> 00:37:04.430
Not every day you sit down with the star

830
00:37:04.513 --> 00:37:07.016
of the hottest show on Netflix,
The Queen's Gambit,

831
00:37:07.099 --> 00:37:08.935
but today is not every day.

832
00:37:09.018 --> 00:37:12.480
Take a look when I sit down
with Anya Taylor-Joy. Oh!

833
00:37:14.023 --> 00:37:15.608
Okay, send her in.

834
00:37:15.691 --> 00:37:18.444
[wheels squeaking]

835
00:37:19.820 --> 00:37:21.948
Oh, okay. She's not here?

836
00:37:22.031 --> 00:37:24.700
-Anya. Hi.
-Hello.

837
00:37:24.784 --> 00:37:26.619
It's Anya, not Onya?

838
00:37:26.702 --> 00:37:29.538
-Anya, like "aneurysm," yeah.
-Are you sure?

839
00:37:29.622 --> 00:37:31.457
-Absolutely sure.
-Okay.

840
00:37:31.540 --> 00:37:33.251
I wanna start by saying

841
00:37:33.334 --> 00:37:36.337
how are you feeling that your show

842
00:37:36.420 --> 00:37:40.132
is the most watched
limited series ever on Netflix?

843
00:37:40.216 --> 00:37:41.092
Isn't that crazy?

844
00:37:41.676 --> 00:37:45.388
It is crazy. It's completely wild. Um…

845
00:37:45.471 --> 00:37:48.391
I got into acting
so I wouldn't have to do math.

846
00:37:48.474 --> 00:37:49.850
I'm not great at numbers.

847
00:37:49.934 --> 00:37:52.812
It's like, 5,000 people
is as much as I can imagine,

848
00:37:52.895 --> 00:37:57.984
but 62 million households
is so far beyond my understanding.

849
00:37:58.067 --> 00:38:01.153
I'm very grateful.
It's nice that people like the show.

850
00:38:01.237 --> 00:38:03.781
It is, because it's an interesting show

851
00:38:03.864 --> 00:38:06.867
that's not straight down the middle,
it's a little different.

852
00:38:06.951 --> 00:38:10.162
It's great that so many people
sort of took an interest in it.

853
00:38:10.246 --> 00:38:12.498
Here's how I related to the show the most.

854
00:38:12.581 --> 00:38:17.336
I… My dad left when I was four,
so I sort of related to that part.

855
00:38:17.420 --> 00:38:21.465
And then my stepdad came in
when I was nine and he got me into chess,

856
00:38:21.549 --> 00:38:26.053
and he got me into speaking German
and, um, coin collecting.

857
00:38:26.137 --> 00:38:28.139
-Sort of a nerd trifecta.
-Uh-huh.

858
00:38:28.222 --> 00:38:31.767
When my stepdad passed away,
I didn't have anyone to play with.

859
00:38:31.851 --> 00:38:35.813
He was like my janitor guy from the movie,
so I didn't play much anymore.

860
00:38:35.896 --> 00:38:38.107
And I kind of look like that Benny guy.

861
00:38:38.190 --> 00:38:39.734
Which is what I got as a kid.

862
00:38:39.817 --> 00:38:42.820
-So, wait, no, you need to hear this.
-Okay.

863
00:38:42.903 --> 00:38:45.323
So we were at school
when I was, like, nine

864
00:38:45.406 --> 00:38:47.700
and everyone was going around and saying,

865
00:38:47.783 --> 00:38:50.119
"Your celebrity lookalike
is Angelina Jolie,"

866
00:38:50.202 --> 00:38:52.705
"You're like Cate Blanchett,"
"You're this person."

867
00:38:52.788 --> 00:38:56.000
No one could pick one for me,
then one person was like,

868
00:38:56.083 --> 00:38:58.836
"You look like the kid
from Love Actually."

869
00:38:58.919 --> 00:39:01.380
And I was thinking about getting insulted

870
00:39:01.464 --> 00:39:04.216
that they said I looked like a boy,
and then I was like,

871
00:39:04.300 --> 00:39:06.385
"Fuck it. He's super cute. I'll take it."

872
00:39:06.469 --> 00:39:09.347
That's how I heard about your show,
someone on Instagram.

873
00:39:09.430 --> 00:39:11.891
I posted a picture of you two,
and they said,

874
00:39:11.974 --> 00:39:14.143
"This dude looks like you."

875
00:39:14.226 --> 00:39:17.772
I go, "Maybe he looks like me
after a nine-day crystal meth binge."

876
00:39:17.855 --> 00:39:21.400
But that kid's cool, and he's got
a cool hat on, and looks good.

877
00:39:21.484 --> 00:39:23.652
But you could see it a little bit, right?

878
00:39:23.736 --> 00:39:25.738
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I get it.

879
00:39:25.821 --> 00:39:27.323
-Good.
-It's a good look.

880
00:39:27.406 --> 00:39:30.993
Did you have to memorize your lines
and where it's going on the board?

881
00:39:31.077 --> 00:39:33.079
-It's very specific.
-Yes.

882
00:39:33.162 --> 00:39:36.207
I'm very proud of the fact
that you can pause the show

883
00:39:36.290 --> 00:39:39.001
at any given moment
when you can see a chess board,

884
00:39:39.085 --> 00:39:42.463
and it is a real game
that's based on a historical, you know,

885
00:39:43.130 --> 00:39:47.176
like chess nerd game, something like that,
and we are actually playing them.

886
00:39:47.259 --> 00:39:50.096
There was no stunt chess players.

887
00:39:50.179 --> 00:39:53.808
I could tell, sometimes, I knew
a bit about it. I'd watch with friends.

888
00:39:53.891 --> 00:39:57.311
A queen would move and I'd go, "Fuck!"
And they'd go, "What?"

889
00:39:57.395 --> 00:39:59.105
And I'd go, "Ah. Now that's open."

890
00:39:59.188 --> 00:40:00.564
So how about this?

891
00:40:00.648 --> 00:40:03.818
Did you think that
before your big Russian chess match,

892
00:40:03.901 --> 00:40:06.862
that that girl Chloe you met
the night before and drank with

893
00:40:06.946 --> 00:40:08.406
and had a little… [whistles]

894
00:40:08.489 --> 00:40:12.576
Think she was part of the Russians and
did it on purpose to mess up your game?

895
00:40:12.660 --> 00:40:16.789
I don't think so. I think they just have
a fascination with each other.

896
00:40:16.872 --> 00:40:20.376
I love… the actress's name
is Millie Brady, and she's wonderful.

897
00:40:20.459 --> 00:40:23.379
But I love the chemistry
between those two characters,

898
00:40:23.462 --> 00:40:26.841
because when they first meet,
she comes in with two other boys

899
00:40:26.924 --> 00:40:28.926
and Beth only has eyes for her.

900
00:40:29.009 --> 00:40:30.886
So I think the thing is it's like

901
00:40:31.470 --> 00:40:33.305
I wanna be her,

902
00:40:33.389 --> 00:40:35.307
I want to love her.

903
00:40:35.391 --> 00:40:37.435
It was a whole bunch of stuff in there.

904
00:40:37.518 --> 00:40:40.938
After you would shoot, um…

905
00:40:41.439 --> 00:40:45.609
would you do anything to blow off steam,
'cause it was tense with the shooting?

906
00:40:45.693 --> 00:40:47.111
Oh, yeah, big time.

907
00:40:47.194 --> 00:40:50.281
Um, we were lucky enough
to film in Berlin.

908
00:40:50.364 --> 00:40:53.033
I had always wanted to live in Berlin. Um…

909
00:40:53.117 --> 00:40:54.785
It just felt like my city.

910
00:40:54.869 --> 00:40:57.663
We did one day of press in Berlin
for Grown Ups.

911
00:40:57.746 --> 00:41:00.124
Oh, a few people remember it? Thank you.

912
00:41:00.207 --> 00:41:03.669
Um, Grown Ups is a movie,
don't know if it made it to where you are.

913
00:41:03.752 --> 00:41:08.007
I was a huge fan of 8 Simple Rules
For Dating My Teenage Daughter.

914
00:41:08.090 --> 00:41:09.425
Oh, no way.

915
00:41:09.508 --> 00:41:12.178
After school, and I was,
like, there for it.

916
00:41:12.261 --> 00:41:15.806
Thank you very much,
because I don't know what stuff…

917
00:41:15.890 --> 00:41:18.267
If I'm not famous in Europe,
I'm not going.

918
00:41:18.350 --> 00:41:20.561
So that's sort of my rule.

919
00:41:20.644 --> 00:41:23.022
Um, all right,
I'm gonna play this dumb game.

920
00:41:23.522 --> 00:41:25.774
-You'll go along. You're stuck.
-Of course.

921
00:41:25.858 --> 00:41:27.776
All right. Okay.

922
00:41:28.486 --> 00:41:32.198
I'm gonna read you
four sort of dirty terms.

923
00:41:32.781 --> 00:41:37.620
Three are actual chess terms, one is not.
You have to pick the one that's not.

924
00:41:38.287 --> 00:41:39.788
-Okay.
-Here we go.

925
00:41:39.872 --> 00:41:41.290
Uh, Desperado,

926
00:41:42.249 --> 00:41:43.626
Deadpin,

927
00:41:43.709 --> 00:41:45.628
Mississippi Birdbath,

928
00:41:45.711 --> 00:41:46.921
Dutch Rudder.

929
00:41:48.380 --> 00:41:51.133
-[giggles]
-Have you heard of any of those?

930
00:41:51.217 --> 00:41:52.134
[giggles]

931
00:41:52.218 --> 00:41:55.888
-Uh, Deadpin's a thing, that's chess.
-Okay.

932
00:41:56.472 --> 00:41:58.974
What was… the Mississippi what?

933
00:41:59.058 --> 00:41:59.975
Birdbath.

934
00:42:00.684 --> 00:42:02.186
-I think that one's right.
-No.

935
00:42:02.269 --> 00:42:04.104
-That's not… Know what?
-No.

936
00:42:04.188 --> 00:42:06.273
You're smart. That one's, uh…

937
00:42:06.357 --> 00:42:09.276
That's not chess.
Okay, here's the next ones. Ready?

938
00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:12.863
Cleveland Steamer…
Oh, boy, I think I already know this one.

939
00:42:12.947 --> 00:42:15.282
Uh… [laughs]

940
00:42:15.366 --> 00:42:19.411
Blind Pigs, Overprotection,
and Quickplay Finish.

941
00:42:20.496 --> 00:42:22.039
Overprotection.

942
00:42:22.122 --> 00:42:24.917
-Saucy. Um…
-Saucy!

943
00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:27.795
Wait. Overprotection and Quick Finish?

944
00:42:27.878 --> 00:42:29.046
Quickplay Finish.

945
00:42:29.129 --> 00:42:32.591
-I'm gonna go with Cleveland Steamer.
-[laughs]

946
00:42:32.675 --> 00:42:35.302
Yeah, you got that right.
That is not chess.

947
00:42:35.386 --> 00:42:38.055
Here's the last one.
We're gonna end on this one.

948
00:42:38.138 --> 00:42:39.557
Hanging Pawns,

949
00:42:40.224 --> 00:42:41.976
Double Rooking the Queen,

950
00:42:43.394 --> 00:42:44.770
Italian Opening,

951
00:42:46.021 --> 00:42:47.106
Blumkin.

952
00:42:47.940 --> 00:42:49.692
Blumkin seems too ridiculous.

953
00:42:49.775 --> 00:42:52.945
It is, you're right,
your hunch is right. Go with your…

954
00:42:53.028 --> 00:42:56.448
We didn't even get to Yanking the Bishop.
We're gonna end on that.

955
00:42:56.532 --> 00:42:57.533
[laughing]

956
00:42:57.616 --> 00:43:02.162
Anya, thank you for being super cool,
and I love the show.

957
00:43:02.246 --> 00:43:03.747
Thank you so much.

958
00:43:03.831 --> 00:43:05.666
-Okay. Bye-bye.
-Bye.

959
00:43:05.749 --> 00:43:07.501
[crowd cheering]

960
00:43:07.585 --> 00:43:11.422
Okay, during quarantine we were all
getting a little cuckoo. Ha-ha.

961
00:43:11.505 --> 00:43:14.925
We were watching a lot of shows
to escape our depressing lives.

962
00:43:15.009 --> 00:43:18.637
The most anticipated show of 2020
was season four of The Crown.

963
00:43:18.721 --> 00:43:19.972
Take a look.

964
00:43:20.055 --> 00:43:23.267
I'm sorry,
this tour hasn't come at a good time.

965
00:43:23.350 --> 00:43:26.604
Oh, I'll be fine.
Locked up in the palace on my own.

966
00:43:28.105 --> 00:43:30.316
-It's not for long.
-Six weeks.

967
00:43:30.399 --> 00:43:32.860
-Oh, it'll fly by.
-I doubt it.

968
00:43:33.611 --> 00:43:34.570
[shout in distance]

969
00:43:34.653 --> 00:43:36.947
Anyway, I'll see you at the altar.

970
00:43:40.409 --> 00:43:43.996
I've asked Mrs. Parker Bowles
to get in touch with you.

971
00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:46.248
Your ex? Why would you do that?

972
00:43:46.957 --> 00:43:48.751
Because she's great fun.

973
00:43:49.918 --> 00:43:52.296
Please welcome, from The Crown,

974
00:43:52.379 --> 00:43:54.548
Emma Corrin and Josh O'Connor, whoa!

975
00:43:54.632 --> 00:43:56.550
-Whoo!
-[cheering]

976
00:43:56.634 --> 00:43:58.177
Hello!

977
00:43:58.677 --> 00:44:00.054
[David] Ah, ha-ha.

978
00:44:00.137 --> 00:44:01.388
[London] Whoo-hoo!

979
00:44:01.472 --> 00:44:03.515
-I love it. I love it.
-Yes.

980
00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:04.808
Hey, you guys, hi.

981
00:44:04.892 --> 00:44:06.101
-Hi.
-Hey.

982
00:44:06.185 --> 00:44:09.813
I have a quick question, right.
It's actually a long one. Um…

983
00:44:09.897 --> 00:44:13.651
So, last… when I was watching
when you guys met, right?

984
00:44:13.734 --> 00:44:17.404
You meet and then… Studly over here

985
00:44:17.488 --> 00:44:20.866
invites you out, "You wanna cruise
by the castle this weekend?"

986
00:44:20.949 --> 00:44:22.326
You remember that part?

987
00:44:22.409 --> 00:44:25.496
"It's gonna be some kings and queens,
kicking back. Whatever."

988
00:44:25.579 --> 00:44:28.749
And so you go out,
which must have been intimidating,

989
00:44:28.832 --> 00:44:30.959
and then they take you hunting,

990
00:44:31.043 --> 00:44:33.295
every girl's dream date
is to kill animals.

991
00:44:33.379 --> 00:44:36.256
And then, you come back,
but when you get to the car,

992
00:44:36.340 --> 00:44:39.677
after this long weekend,
he doesn't kiss you, he's just like,

993
00:44:39.760 --> 00:44:43.055
"Hey, here's your Uber,
you know, hope you had fun."

994
00:44:43.138 --> 00:44:46.642
And you're like, "All right,
high five, dude. Take care."

995
00:44:46.725 --> 00:44:48.102
So what was going on there?

996
00:44:49.561 --> 00:44:51.146
I'll tell you what happened.

997
00:44:51.230 --> 00:44:53.065
So, um, it was actually…

998
00:44:53.148 --> 00:44:55.818
It was obviously written down
by Peter Morgan.

999
00:44:55.901 --> 00:44:57.820
-It's Peter's fault.
-True, yeah.

1000
00:44:57.903 --> 00:45:02.157
And, uh… yeah, I always just thought
it was one of those funny things

1001
00:45:02.241 --> 00:45:04.118
where every time I'd see Emma

1002
00:45:04.201 --> 00:45:07.538
we'd have this joke about me
just tapping her on the shoulder.

1003
00:45:07.621 --> 00:45:11.834
Which is kind of in any other walk of life
would be pretty weird. Um…

1004
00:45:11.917 --> 00:45:14.628
But I quite like
his awkwardness, actually.

1005
00:45:14.712 --> 00:45:16.547
-I think it's quite good.
-Yeah.

1006
00:45:16.630 --> 00:45:20.217
-It was nice. It's not like that anymore.
-[Emma] An Easter egg for you.

1007
00:45:20.300 --> 00:45:24.722
He does, like, the claw hand.
That's what Josh and I used to talk about.

1008
00:45:24.805 --> 00:45:27.307
His favorite thing
is a claw on the shoulder.

1009
00:45:27.391 --> 00:45:29.101
-Sexy.
-It's very romantic.

1010
00:45:29.184 --> 00:45:31.979
He just, like,
does a little shoulder squeeze.

1011
00:45:32.062 --> 00:45:35.232
-Love that.
-A little half back rub thing? Okay.

1012
00:45:35.315 --> 00:45:37.609
I gotta work that into the rotation.

1013
00:45:37.693 --> 00:45:39.778
-I love it.
-I love you.

1014
00:45:40.362 --> 00:45:43.657
Can I say how refreshing it is
to actually speak to British people

1015
00:45:43.741 --> 00:45:45.451
in this crazy country right now.

1016
00:45:45.534 --> 00:45:47.202
Hi, guys! Hello, friends!

1017
00:45:47.286 --> 00:45:50.372
I've been stuck with these two
with their "elevator sidewalk."

1018
00:45:50.456 --> 00:45:52.207
It's nice to actually speak English

1019
00:45:52.291 --> 00:45:54.460
-with English people right now.
-Elevator…

1020
00:45:54.543 --> 00:45:57.546
But guys, you guys are epic, by the way.

1021
00:45:57.629 --> 00:46:00.257
When you found out that…
You're only young…

1022
00:46:00.340 --> 00:46:03.135
when you found out
that you were gonna be British icons,

1023
00:46:03.218 --> 00:46:06.638
Prince Charles, Princess Diana,
honestly, were you shitting it?

1024
00:46:06.722 --> 00:46:08.390
Be real with me. We're British.

1025
00:46:08.474 --> 00:46:12.478
Um, I was definitely shitting it.
I feel like…

1026
00:46:12.561 --> 00:46:13.854
[all laughing]

1027
00:46:13.937 --> 00:46:17.149
-Come on! It's…
-[applause]

1028
00:46:17.232 --> 00:46:19.193
They don't get it. It's a big deal.

1029
00:46:19.276 --> 00:46:21.320
Prince Charles says that too, right?

1030
00:46:21.403 --> 00:46:22.696
"I was shitting it."

1031
00:46:22.780 --> 00:46:24.823
Yeah, yeah, he's exactly the same.

1032
00:46:24.907 --> 00:46:27.159
I feel like Emma and I, we were both…

1033
00:46:27.242 --> 00:46:30.037
What was so great
is that Emma and I get on so well,

1034
00:46:30.120 --> 00:46:35.751
and I think there was a kind of a feeling
that we went through this all together.

1035
00:46:35.834 --> 00:46:38.796
We've been doing all this press together.

1036
00:46:38.879 --> 00:46:42.883
We're both kind of learning
this whole world together.

1037
00:46:42.966 --> 00:46:46.887
And I think if it weren't for Emma,
I'd be losing it right now.

1038
00:46:46.970 --> 00:46:50.224
-Aw.
-So we are, I do definitely, um…

1039
00:46:50.307 --> 00:46:54.311
I was gonna say we lean on each other.
I feel like I do most of the leaning.

1040
00:46:54.394 --> 00:46:56.647
-[laughing] Emma's just like…
-No!

1041
00:46:56.730 --> 00:46:59.983
…just like calm and collected
and very good, but no.

1042
00:47:00.067 --> 00:47:02.736
You're doing a great job,
by the way, aren't they?

1043
00:47:02.820 --> 00:47:04.279
You're doing a great job.

1044
00:47:04.363 --> 00:47:06.156
[applause]

1045
00:47:06.240 --> 00:47:09.284
I wonder who's gonna play
our Royal Family, the Kardashians,

1046
00:47:09.368 --> 00:47:10.786
when they do a movie.

1047
00:47:11.537 --> 00:47:12.913
I'll play Khloé.

1048
00:47:12.996 --> 00:47:13.997
Oh, my God.

1049
00:47:14.081 --> 00:47:16.166
-[laughing]
-And she wants to…

1050
00:47:19.378 --> 00:47:20.379
Ah, shit.

1051
00:47:20.462 --> 00:47:24.550
Your wedding dress as Princess Diana
is absolutely insane.

1052
00:47:24.633 --> 00:47:27.427
Do you feel when you get married,
it's not gonna compare

1053
00:47:27.511 --> 00:47:29.263
'cause you've already had
an amazing dress?

1054
00:47:29.346 --> 00:47:31.807
Yeah. Truly.

1055
00:47:31.890 --> 00:47:35.143
And even the fittings were like,
it kind of felt like that.

1056
00:47:35.227 --> 00:47:36.895
I remember being in one of the fittings,

1057
00:47:36.979 --> 00:47:39.481
and the costume designer, Amy, saying,

1058
00:47:39.565 --> 00:47:42.484
"You sure you don't wanna bring
your mom to the next one?"

1059
00:47:42.568 --> 00:47:44.862
-Oh, wow, it's that deep?
-I was like,

1060
00:47:44.945 --> 00:47:47.281
"I'm not actually getting married.

1061
00:47:47.364 --> 00:47:49.908
My mom doesn't have to come." [laughs]

1062
00:47:49.992 --> 00:47:51.326
Like, maybe I should.

1063
00:47:51.410 --> 00:47:55.205
You know, that wig you wore?
I think it was a wig, right? Because…

1064
00:47:55.289 --> 00:47:56.123
Yeah.

1065
00:47:56.206 --> 00:47:58.792
I had… That's my haircut
for the last 40 years.

1066
00:47:59.459 --> 00:48:02.254
And I thought it was quite nice.

1067
00:48:02.337 --> 00:48:05.132
You know, it works on anyone,
we're finding.

1068
00:48:05.215 --> 00:48:06.800
Yes. No, yes.

1069
00:48:08.176 --> 00:48:10.387
Prince Charles, you've played polo.

1070
00:48:10.470 --> 00:48:12.806
Did you have to learn polo
or did you know how?

1071
00:48:12.890 --> 00:48:14.850
Yeah, no, I definitely had to learn.

1072
00:48:14.933 --> 00:48:19.021
I actually had to learn how to, uh,
just be near a horse, actually.

1073
00:48:19.104 --> 00:48:21.023
-Oh, wow.
-I'd never been near a horse.

1074
00:48:21.106 --> 00:48:23.108
So it was like…

1075
00:48:23.191 --> 00:48:25.903
It was kind of actually
a pretty tough gig.

1076
00:48:25.986 --> 00:48:30.782
'Cause I think I went in to have a session
to learn to stand next to a horse.

1077
00:48:30.866 --> 00:48:34.494
And there must've been like
a bit of miscommunication,

1078
00:48:34.578 --> 00:48:37.289
because the next lesson I was on a horse

1079
00:48:37.372 --> 00:48:40.709
and I was wielding a stick
and just running.

1080
00:48:40.792 --> 00:48:43.503
And it was like…
yeah, it was quite dangerous.

1081
00:48:43.587 --> 00:48:46.006
But it's sort of the best way
to learn, really.

1082
00:48:46.089 --> 00:48:50.177
And, yeah, I loved all the polo stuff.
It was great fun.

1083
00:48:50.260 --> 00:48:52.429
I know. I can barely wear a polo shirt.

1084
00:48:52.512 --> 00:48:53.889
[London and Fortune laugh]

1085
00:48:53.972 --> 00:48:56.475
Well, you guys, hopefully,

1086
00:48:56.558 --> 00:48:59.353
on one of the end episodes
we'll see a crossover

1087
00:48:59.436 --> 00:49:00.604
with Hubie Halloween.

1088
00:49:00.687 --> 00:49:03.899
That's another big Netflix show,
and maybe that would be fun.

1089
00:49:03.982 --> 00:49:07.653
Uh, I know you guys are busy,
and we really appreciate Emma and Josh,

1090
00:49:07.736 --> 00:49:10.739
you coming in here, so thank you,
and we'll keep watching.

1091
00:49:10.822 --> 00:49:12.115
Yeah, thank you, guys.

1092
00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:13.450
Thank you.

1093
00:49:13.533 --> 00:49:15.452
-[Josh] Thank you.
-Bye.

1094
00:49:15.535 --> 00:49:19.122
Season four of The Crown is streaming now.
Emma and Josh, everybody.

1095
00:49:19.206 --> 00:49:20.499
Yeah, thank you, guys.

1096
00:49:20.582 --> 00:49:22.876
-Thanks, guys.
-Thank you so much.

1097
00:49:25.087 --> 00:49:28.215
[baroque fanfare playing]

1098
00:49:29.091 --> 00:49:30.258
Oh, The Crown.

1099
00:49:30.926 --> 00:49:34.012
Are you the guards that don't laugh
or you get in trouble?

1100
00:49:34.096 --> 00:49:36.139
[laughs] We'll see about that.

1101
00:49:37.265 --> 00:49:38.850
[with British accent] Hello.

1102
00:49:40.185 --> 00:49:42.604
[normal accent]
You ever see Thriller? Oh…

1103
00:49:45.107 --> 00:49:48.944
They do the robot over there?
Meep-mop-moop, moop-mop-meep.

1104
00:49:49.569 --> 00:49:50.737
Oh. Oh!

1105
00:49:52.489 --> 00:49:53.949
You ever seen clogging?

1106
00:49:55.283 --> 00:49:59.121
You ever seen an octopus?
[whistles softly]

1107
00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:02.499
You don't get that one?

1108
00:50:02.582 --> 00:50:06.378
That's a Seinfeld bit.
That's off his first special. That's…

1109
00:50:06.461 --> 00:50:08.046
David, what are you doing?

1110
00:50:08.130 --> 00:50:11.550
They're not gonna laugh. It's illegal.
They could get beheaded.

1111
00:50:11.633 --> 00:50:15.387
Something's wrong. I did my best stuff
and two of Seinfeld's bits.

1112
00:50:15.470 --> 00:50:18.515
Mm-hmm. Okay. Um…
if you really wanna make 'em laugh,

1113
00:50:18.598 --> 00:50:21.309
you should show 'em your willy. [laughs]

1114
00:50:23.353 --> 00:50:25.313
Hey, Siri, what's a willy?

1115
00:50:25.397 --> 00:50:29.484
[baroque fanfare resumes]

1116
00:50:30.068 --> 00:50:31.778
[cheering]

1117
00:50:32.404 --> 00:50:35.991
Hey, next guest is one of my buddies,
all of our buddies.

1118
00:50:36.074 --> 00:50:38.535
He's got a special out now,
here's a clip of it.

1119
00:50:38.618 --> 00:50:41.621
I'm not much of a fan of private schools,
I'll be honest.

1120
00:50:41.705 --> 00:50:44.458
I am not a fan of private schools at all.

1121
00:50:44.541 --> 00:50:47.544
My kids attend private schools,
doesn't mean I'm a fan of it.

1122
00:50:47.627 --> 00:50:50.922
I feel like private schools
protect kids from reality.

1123
00:50:51.006 --> 00:50:55.010
They protect you,
they protect you from fucking reality.

1124
00:50:55.969 --> 00:50:59.598
Private schools… Private schools
breed bitches, that's how I feel.

1125
00:50:59.681 --> 00:51:02.225
I said it. I said it.
I'm not taking it back.

1126
00:51:02.309 --> 00:51:05.771
That's how I fucking feel.
Private schools breed bitches!

1127
00:51:07.064 --> 00:51:09.316
I'm in my fucking comfort zone.
I'm gonna let it fly.

1128
00:51:09.900 --> 00:51:11.902
Everything I feel, I'ma say it.

1129
00:51:12.486 --> 00:51:16.031
Ever seen a grown-ass man get punched
in the face that went to private school?

1130
00:51:16.573 --> 00:51:19.076
He immediately looks for a teacher.
[gasping]

1131
00:51:23.038 --> 00:51:25.832
Here he is.
Please welcome Kevin Hart, everybody.

1132
00:51:25.916 --> 00:51:27.584
-All right.
-Kevin!

1133
00:51:27.667 --> 00:51:29.503
-There he is.
-[whooping]

1134
00:51:29.586 --> 00:51:33.131
Look at that, man. Hey, what's up, y'all?

1135
00:51:33.215 --> 00:51:34.966
-Hi Kevin.
-Hey, Kevin.

1136
00:51:35.050 --> 00:51:37.677
-How you doing? Good to see you.
-You look tough.

1137
00:51:37.761 --> 00:51:39.763
By the way, I just got some news.

1138
00:51:40.388 --> 00:51:44.309
Um, your special was
the most watched special of 2020.

1139
00:51:44.392 --> 00:51:45.977
-Wow.
-Oh, wow.

1140
00:51:46.061 --> 00:51:47.521
-Really?
-That's pretty huge.

1141
00:51:47.604 --> 00:51:49.356
Thank you, David. Way to go, huh?

1142
00:51:49.439 --> 00:51:52.818
I can't believe it beat mine.
This is crazy.

1143
00:51:52.901 --> 00:51:56.363
[laughing]

1144
00:51:56.446 --> 00:51:58.573
That's great. So you're…

1145
00:51:58.657 --> 00:52:00.867
It's called Zero Fucks Given,

1146
00:52:00.951 --> 00:52:03.328
and I accidentally keep giving fucks.

1147
00:52:03.411 --> 00:52:06.498
Um… How'd you come up with that title?

1148
00:52:06.581 --> 00:52:10.544
Uh, the title was more
of an attention grabber, you know?

1149
00:52:10.627 --> 00:52:14.172
For me, it was, uh, Zero Fucks Given,
it just meant that

1150
00:52:14.256 --> 00:52:19.386
I'm comfortable with being
where I am in my life and…

1151
00:52:19.886 --> 00:52:22.806
and comfortable with being
in my environment

1152
00:52:22.889 --> 00:52:26.351
to the point where the things around it
don't matter as much.

1153
00:52:26.434 --> 00:52:29.896
So, when I say
I've got zero fucks to give, it means,

1154
00:52:29.980 --> 00:52:32.732
what you feel or think about the life

1155
00:52:32.816 --> 00:52:35.235
that I choose to live
and be comfortable with.

1156
00:52:35.318 --> 00:52:39.322
And that's the life of a dad,
of a family man, you know?

1157
00:52:39.990 --> 00:52:42.200
One that's okay with being home,

1158
00:52:42.284 --> 00:52:45.787
one that has opinions about people

1159
00:52:45.871 --> 00:52:49.541
and why I'm becoming older and irritable.

1160
00:52:49.624 --> 00:52:54.087
It's zero fucks given about my attitude

1161
00:52:54.171 --> 00:52:55.922
with being myself.

1162
00:52:56.006 --> 00:53:00.051
It's not worrying about the naysayers
or opinions of others.

1163
00:53:00.135 --> 00:53:02.304
That's the play on the title.

1164
00:53:02.387 --> 00:53:04.514
[David] Yeah. Yeah, I agree.

1165
00:53:04.598 --> 00:53:08.727
I think it might go into just jokes
you do and you don't care about 'em.

1166
00:53:08.810 --> 00:53:11.062
I think comedy,
in a weird way, is getting…

1167
00:53:11.146 --> 00:53:14.399
everyone would be happy if we drew
from the same five jokes.

1168
00:53:14.482 --> 00:53:17.152
Everyone did 'em
and then everyone would be happy.

1169
00:53:17.235 --> 00:53:19.654
It's hard to be a comedian
in this day and age,

1170
00:53:19.738 --> 00:53:22.532
and used to try to be edgy,
try to do stuff that was different,

1171
00:53:22.616 --> 00:53:24.492
that made you a good comedian.

1172
00:53:24.576 --> 00:53:27.287
Now you do it and people attack you.
It's tricky business now.

1173
00:53:27.370 --> 00:53:28.371
Yeah.

1174
00:53:28.455 --> 00:53:30.582
That's why you gotta get comfortable

1175
00:53:30.665 --> 00:53:33.877
and be happy with where you are,
you know, who you are.

1176
00:53:33.960 --> 00:53:38.882
So when you find happiness
and confidence in that,

1177
00:53:38.965 --> 00:53:40.675
nothing else really matters,

1178
00:53:40.759 --> 00:53:43.887
so outside of pulling from my world,
once again,

1179
00:53:43.970 --> 00:53:48.600
of the cool dad with a crazy lifestyle

1180
00:53:48.683 --> 00:53:50.769
that my kids have grown with me in

1181
00:53:50.852 --> 00:53:53.688
and now my wife is now with me
through the ups and downs,

1182
00:53:53.772 --> 00:53:57.609
I've kind of constantly
just been an open book.

1183
00:53:57.692 --> 00:53:59.069
I've been very transparent.

1184
00:53:59.152 --> 00:54:02.906
There's always gonna be backlash,
there's always gonna be conversation,

1185
00:54:02.989 --> 00:54:05.533
but not giving a fuck
and having zero fucks

1186
00:54:05.617 --> 00:54:09.287
about the opinions of how you feel, um,

1187
00:54:09.371 --> 00:54:11.957
is what I'm happiest about at this point.

1188
00:54:12.040 --> 00:54:15.961
Kevin, in the clip you were talking
about private schools,

1189
00:54:16.044 --> 00:54:20.298
and it made me think that all my friends
that were sort of big in comedy

1190
00:54:20.382 --> 00:54:22.050
or that have been successful,

1191
00:54:22.550 --> 00:54:26.137
uh, all went to regular school, public,

1192
00:54:26.221 --> 00:54:30.433
and now there's this interesting pressure
that they have money and are doing well,

1193
00:54:30.517 --> 00:54:32.978
including myself
where our kids go private.

1194
00:54:33.061 --> 00:54:37.023
It's a weird thing in your head going,
is that gonna make it better or worse,

1195
00:54:37.107 --> 00:54:39.484
because we all kind of scraped it a bit.

1196
00:54:39.567 --> 00:54:43.655
And then it's hard to pretend
you're not rich. You see Beyoncé's kids…

1197
00:54:43.738 --> 00:54:46.449
Oh, is it?
Is it hard to pretend you're not rich?

1198
00:54:46.533 --> 00:54:48.660
Oh, problems of David Spade!

1199
00:54:48.743 --> 00:54:50.662
If you're a kid…

1200
00:54:50.745 --> 00:54:53.623
You're Beyoncé's kid,
she's like, "Do a lemonade stand."

1201
00:54:53.707 --> 00:54:56.209
Kid's like,
"Do I really gotta walk through this?

1202
00:54:56.293 --> 00:54:59.754
I'm getting 100 million.
Want me to go through the motions?

1203
00:54:59.838 --> 00:55:02.674
All right, sure,
lemonade, pull up, 50 cents."

1204
00:55:02.757 --> 00:55:04.592
So it must be weird.

1205
00:55:04.676 --> 00:55:08.221
I'm not saying for me as much.
I still go check to check, you know.

1206
00:55:08.305 --> 00:55:10.473
[laughs]

1207
00:55:10.557 --> 00:55:15.979
You gotta think, your kids didn't ask
to be born into a situation at their end.

1208
00:55:16.062 --> 00:55:19.691
So you are an entertainer,
you have a crazy amount of success,

1209
00:55:19.774 --> 00:55:23.278
or anybody that has a crazy success
and you come from nothing

1210
00:55:23.361 --> 00:55:26.114
and you come from the bottom
and worked your way up,

1211
00:55:26.197 --> 00:55:30.744
that's not your kids' fault
that they don't have to do the same

1212
00:55:30.827 --> 00:55:35.540
or that they were born into
a blessed situation full of opportunities.

1213
00:55:35.623 --> 00:55:38.084
It's your job as a parent
to find a balance.

1214
00:55:38.168 --> 00:55:40.587
So with me and the private school thing,

1215
00:55:40.670 --> 00:55:45.216
it's just about…
I don't like the constant…

1216
00:55:45.300 --> 00:55:47.594
There's this crazy thing

1217
00:55:47.677 --> 00:55:52.307
of always wanting to figure it out
that a private school does for these kids.

1218
00:55:52.390 --> 00:55:55.560
It's like they always want
to help and answer the questions

1219
00:55:55.643 --> 00:55:57.270
or help motivate the child.

1220
00:55:57.354 --> 00:55:59.773
Sometimes the kid needs
to fall on their face

1221
00:55:59.856 --> 00:56:02.108
or fail a bit to understand

1222
00:56:02.192 --> 00:56:04.444
why it's important to do
what you're supposed to.

1223
00:56:04.527 --> 00:56:06.571
It's where my problem
with private school comes from.

1224
00:56:06.654 --> 00:56:09.574
I love it, Kevin.
It's London here, hey, babe. Hi.

1225
00:56:09.657 --> 00:56:12.077
-Hey, London.
-[with British accent] Hi, babe.

1226
00:56:12.160 --> 00:56:13.620
It's Fortune.

1227
00:56:13.703 --> 00:56:16.373
[laughing]

1228
00:56:16.456 --> 00:56:18.166
Kevin, I've got a question.

1229
00:56:18.249 --> 00:56:20.377
What was your biggest achievement of 2020

1230
00:56:20.460 --> 00:56:23.880
and why is it executive producing
my Netflix special To Catch a Dick?

1231
00:56:23.963 --> 00:56:24.964
[laughs]

1232
00:56:25.048 --> 00:56:28.343
First of all, your special is amazing

1233
00:56:28.426 --> 00:56:32.597
and a crazy achievement for us
at Hartbeat Productions.

1234
00:56:32.680 --> 00:56:34.933
-Thanks, Kevin Hart!
-That's very true.

1235
00:56:35.016 --> 00:56:36.684
I'm very serious, you know?

1236
00:56:36.768 --> 00:56:40.980
You're the first female special
that I've produced,

1237
00:56:41.064 --> 00:56:43.191
first Black woman at Hartbeat

1238
00:56:43.274 --> 00:56:46.986
that we've been able to attach
an hour comedy special to, rightfully so.

1239
00:56:47.070 --> 00:56:49.030
That is an amazing accomplishment,

1240
00:56:49.114 --> 00:56:51.449
not just for myself but for my company.
Um…

1241
00:56:51.533 --> 00:56:53.451
Outside of that, know what I think…

1242
00:56:53.535 --> 00:56:57.580
I'm gonna go with the biggest one
for me was the birth of my baby girl.

1243
00:56:57.664 --> 00:57:01.418
I had another addition to the family,
Kaori Mai Hart. Um…

1244
00:57:01.501 --> 00:57:03.002
Excited about that.

1245
00:57:03.086 --> 00:57:04.921
And other than that, man,

1246
00:57:05.004 --> 00:57:08.258
somehow pulling off
a way to tape a special in 2020

1247
00:57:08.341 --> 00:57:11.719
and during a pandemic,
that's another big accomplishment.

1248
00:57:11.803 --> 00:57:15.723
I got lots of things to be thankful for,
lots of things to be happy about.

1249
00:57:15.807 --> 00:57:18.685
But I'm most excited
about my new little girl.

1250
00:57:18.768 --> 00:57:21.604
-[David] Of course.
-[Fortune] Aw. Yeah, for sure.

1251
00:57:21.688 --> 00:57:24.399
Thanks for making time.
You're shooting a movie.

1252
00:57:24.482 --> 00:57:26.901
Thanks for being here.
We'll talk to you soon.

1253
00:57:26.985 --> 00:57:29.529
-Thank you, Kevin!
-All right, congrats, guys.

1254
00:57:29.612 --> 00:57:32.073
This is super dope.
Thanks again for the love.

1255
00:57:32.157 --> 00:57:33.533
I appreciate you.

1256
00:57:33.616 --> 00:57:35.577
This is a really cool thing to see.

1257
00:57:35.660 --> 00:57:38.413
I'm sure this won't be the last time
that you have me.

1258
00:57:38.496 --> 00:57:41.207
I'll be on here talking about
something else in the near future.

1259
00:57:41.291 --> 00:57:43.084
-Thanks, Kevin!
-Thanks, Kevin!

1260
00:57:43.168 --> 00:57:46.504
Zero Fucks Given streaming now.
Kevin Hart, everybody.

1261
00:57:47.172 --> 00:57:49.466
All right, that's our show, everybody.

1262
00:57:49.549 --> 00:57:53.470
-But you can't get rid of us that easily.
-Right, all three of us will be back

1263
00:57:53.553 --> 00:57:56.848
on The Netflix Afterparty
starting at the beginning of 2021.

1264
00:57:57.599 --> 00:57:59.767
-Yes! Better watch it!
-That's right. Yes.

1265
00:58:00.810 --> 00:58:05.273
Our first episode will have the cast
of Cobra Kai and comedian Bill Burr.

1266
00:58:05.356 --> 00:58:08.485
See you in the new year
at The Netflix Afterparty.

1267
00:58:08.568 --> 00:58:09.652
Yeah!

1268
00:58:09.736 --> 00:58:10.862
Thanks, guys!

1269
00:58:11.404 --> 00:58:12.989
-Thank you.
-Thank you!

1270
00:58:13.072 --> 00:58:14.407
You! You! You!

1271
00:58:14.491 --> 00:58:17.577
[theme music playing]

1272
00:58:22.415 --> 00:58:24.000
Whoo! Thank you.