1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,583 --> 00:00:08,666 [man clears throat] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:11,041 [gavel banging] 5 00:00:11,125 --> 00:00:12,666 Let's get to it. 6 00:00:12,750 --> 00:00:14,041 All those in favor… 7 00:00:16,291 --> 00:00:17,625 All opposed. 8 00:00:20,666 --> 00:00:24,291 Well, the PTA has an accepted set of rules concerning the prom. 9 00:00:24,375 --> 00:00:26,750 Young ladies must wear non-revealing dresses. 10 00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:29,083 Young men must wear suits or tuxes. 11 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:32,666 And if a student chooses to bring a date, they must be of the opposite sex. 12 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,916 Well, can't you just ban this student? 13 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,125 Well, we've been advised that there may be some legal repercussions 14 00:00:38,208 --> 00:00:40,166 if we prevent this girl from attending, 15 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:42,833 so although it breaks my heart, we have no choice. 16 00:00:42,916 --> 00:00:45,458 -There won't be a prom. -[reporter 1] Mrs. Greene, a question. 17 00:00:45,541 --> 00:00:48,125 [reporter 2] Have you asked the students what they think of this? 18 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:50,000 [reporter 1] Are you choosing not to comment? 19 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,291 [reporter 2] Hey, there's Emma! Can we get a comment? 20 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:54,083 [reporter 3] Can you answer some questions? 21 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:55,625 [reporter 1] Can we get a statement? 22 00:00:55,708 --> 00:00:59,291 [reporter 2] Emma, what do you think of the PTA's decision to cancel prom? 23 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:01,083 [reporter 1] Emma, do you have a response? 24 00:01:03,708 --> 00:01:05,708 [upbeat music playing] 25 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:44,041 -[indistinct chatter] -[horns honking] 26 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:46,791 [Frank] It's Frank DiLella with New York 1's On Stage. 27 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:50,916 We're here for the opening night of Eleanor! The Eleanor Roosevelt Musical, 28 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,166 starring the incomparable Dee Dee Allen. 29 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:58,625 -Dee Dee! You're a Broadway star. -Yes, I am. [chuckles] 30 00:01:58,708 --> 00:02:02,166 You have your choice of roles. What drew you to Eleanor? 31 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:07,250 Well, Eleanor Roosevelt was a brave, powerful, charismatic woman 32 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:09,250 who no one had ever heard of. 33 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:10,958 Her story needs to be told. 34 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:15,416 People need to know it is possible to change the world, 35 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:18,791 whether you're a homely middle-aged First Lady 36 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:21,250 or a Broadway star! [chuckles] 37 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:24,458 Barry Glickman! You were brilliant as FDR. 38 00:02:24,541 --> 00:02:26,666 From the moment I first stepped into FDR's shoes… 39 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:28,916 And when I say "shoes," I mean wheelchair. 40 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,083 …I had an epiphany. 41 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:32,708 I realized there is no difference 42 00:02:32,791 --> 00:02:36,375 between the president of the United States and a celebrity. 43 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:40,583 We both have power. The power to change the world. 44 00:02:40,666 --> 00:02:43,250 It's a weighty responsibility. 45 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:44,791 Let's talk process. 46 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:47,833 ♪ When I'm in character, I go insane ♪ 47 00:02:48,416 --> 00:02:50,750 ♪ I stagger, I stammer, I sob ♪ 48 00:02:51,791 --> 00:02:54,500 ♪ I make the audiences feel my pain ♪ 49 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:58,416 ♪ And if they don't leave depressed Then I've not done my job ♪ 50 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:01,666 ♪ Each time I find a role like Eleanor ♪ 51 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:04,958 ♪ The artist inside of me thrives ♪ 52 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:08,416 ♪ I put on that wig And those prosthetic teeth ♪ 53 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:11,916 ♪ And know I'm changing lives ♪ 54 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:18,333 ♪ By the time I get tuberculosis In act two ♪ 55 00:03:18,916 --> 00:03:21,875 ♪ Even the people who are dead inside ♪ 56 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:24,666 ♪ Will shout, "Bravo," on cue! ♪ 57 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:26,083 [all] Bravo! 58 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,041 The first review is in. New Jersey Star-Ledger. 59 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:31,541 Don't tell me… 60 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:35,458 unless it's a rave or a mixed-positive. 61 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,291 It says we're a hit! 62 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:38,958 -[gasps] -[all cheering] 63 00:03:39,041 --> 00:03:41,791 [screams] Oh, my God! 64 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:43,125 [car horn honks] 65 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:50,750 [Barry chuckles] 66 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:57,000 ♪ We're a hit and I think we deserve it ♪ 67 00:03:57,083 --> 00:03:59,791 ♪ That's for sure ♪ 68 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:03,083 ♪ Also, it means that this tour de force ♪ 69 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:05,375 ♪ Will not be forced to tour ♪ 70 00:04:05,458 --> 00:04:08,375 [Dee Dee] To Eleanor! May she run for eternity! 71 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:10,125 [all] To Eleanor! 72 00:04:11,916 --> 00:04:14,541 ♪ Cheers to a show that's so inspiring ♪ 73 00:04:15,208 --> 00:04:18,250 ♪ It's almost too much to sit through ♪ 74 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:21,500 ♪ And if we run That might mean one more thing ♪ 75 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,208 ♪ That in ten years or so ♪ 76 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:25,333 ♪ We'll do Eleanor Two! ♪ 77 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:28,625 ♪ I can predict What the reviews will say ♪ 78 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:31,833 ♪ Before the next notice arrives ♪ 79 00:04:31,916 --> 00:04:33,000 ♪ It's ground-breaking ♪ 80 00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:34,666 -♪ Earth-shaking! ♪ -♪ Life-affirming! ♪ 81 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,375 -♪ Breathtaking ♪ -♪ Gut-wrenching! ♪ 82 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:38,833 -♪ Heart-aching ♪ -♪ In two words, it's history-making ♪ 83 00:04:38,916 --> 00:04:40,875 ♪ That's why every actor strives ♪ 84 00:04:40,958 --> 00:04:44,333 ♪ For adulation ♪ 85 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:47,708 ♪ And compensation ♪ 86 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:50,375 ♪ That comes from nightly ♪ 87 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:57,333 ♪ Changing lives! ♪ 88 00:04:57,416 --> 00:04:59,041 It's just what we do. 89 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:00,958 The rest of the reviews are coming in! 90 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:02,166 [all exclaim] 91 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:05,666 New York Post, Associated Press, New York Times. 92 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,750 -[all gasp] -The New York Times! 93 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:09,416 Wow… 94 00:05:13,541 --> 00:05:14,541 [Dee Dee] What? 95 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:16,750 -[Sheldon] Wow… -What's happening? 96 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:20,166 This is not a review you want when you have crappy advance sales. 97 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:21,875 This is gonna close us. 98 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:25,041 What didn't they like? Was it the hip-hop? 99 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,083 Yes, but not only that. 100 00:05:27,166 --> 00:05:30,833 -For God's sake, Sheldon. Just read it. -What? Read. 101 00:05:30,916 --> 00:05:33,250 [Sheldon] Okay, just the highlights. 102 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:37,208 "Barry Glickman's FDR might just be the most insultingly misguided, 103 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:39,500 offensive, and laughable performance 104 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:44,000 that this reviewer has ever had the squirming misfortune to endure." 105 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,208 That's not so bad. 106 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:51,166 -Do her. Do her. -I'm just saying. 107 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,083 Oh? Mmm. 108 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:54,416 "Watching Dee Dee Allen's Eleanor Roosevelt 109 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:57,208 croaking out a heavy-handed message of activism 110 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:59,708 is like paying an aging drag queen 111 00:05:59,791 --> 00:06:03,041 to shove a syrup-soaked American flag down my throat." 112 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,208 Well, that… 113 00:06:05,291 --> 00:06:07,916 That's not criticism. 114 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,250 That's just… It's just a per… [voice breaking] …a personal attack. 115 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:16,833 "If you're considering buying a ticket to this show, do yourself a favor." 116 00:06:16,916 --> 00:06:19,791 "Buy a few feet of good, heavy rope instead 117 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,666 and then go hang yourself." 118 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:25,541 [Barry] Oh, God! Oh, God! 119 00:06:26,666 --> 00:06:29,416 [mutters] What? Was the show really that bad? 120 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:32,333 It's not the show. It's you two. 121 00:06:32,416 --> 00:06:34,208 You're just not likeable. 122 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:35,916 -What? -What? 123 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,291 Nobody likes a narcissist. 124 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:40,708 -Oh, this… [clears throat] -Oh, that. 125 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:44,291 Leave it to me. I'll go and try and change the narrative once again. 126 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:48,791 -I hate this world! This is bullshit! -Just horrible. It's just… It hurts. 127 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:52,000 It… It hurts my heart. 128 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:54,375 -[Barry exhales] -Where did everybody go? 129 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:58,583 -What can I get you? -[both] Yola Mezcal blackberry smash. 130 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:01,250 [bartender] My condolences, Dee Dee. 131 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,791 But remember, you have friends. 132 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:06,458 Thank you. Who are you? 133 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,583 Trent Oliver. 134 00:07:09,291 --> 00:07:10,541 Uh, oh… 135 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:14,125 -We've done five shows together. -Oh, really? Oh, my God. 136 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:16,375 Trent went to Juilliard. Won't shut up about it. 137 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:19,583 -Oh, right, Trent! Of course, Trent! -Trent. 138 00:07:19,666 --> 00:07:20,791 [Trent and Dee Dee chuckle] 139 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:23,541 Why are you dressed like a waiter? 140 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:26,916 -I'm in between gigs at the moment. -[Dee Dee] Hmm. 141 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:31,500 Honestly, Dee Dee, I feel adrift as I did in my days before Juilliard. 142 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:32,666 Oh, my God. 143 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:35,875 You see, my passions are fueled by the power of Lady Theater 144 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:39,000 and how she can, with a gentle touch of her hand, 145 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,083 sculpt a human soul. 146 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:43,833 -But we learned at Juilliard… -Oh, mother of God. 147 00:07:43,916 --> 00:07:47,791 If I could soliloquize, "If you prick me, do I not bleed?" 148 00:07:49,666 --> 00:07:52,541 "And if you do not pay me, do I not still act?" 149 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:54,208 That might be enough. 150 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:56,000 Still, I have played Hamlet, 151 00:07:56,083 --> 00:08:01,875 and yet I'm only known as that guy from the beloved early aughts' sitcom… 152 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,708 [Trent] Talk to the Hand. 153 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:05,041 ["Hold My Hand" playing] 154 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,541 [audience laughing] 155 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:10,791 I question the very meaning of my existence. 156 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,916 [jazzy tune playing] 157 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:17,125 Maggie Smith once approached me in a men's bathroom and she said, 158 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:19,791 "Who sent you? Was it Michelle Dockery?" 159 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:23,708 "Because the court said 500 yards." You could tell she was scared. 160 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:26,958 -Hey, guys! -[Barry] Angie! Angie. 161 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:30,291 I'm sorry your show closed on opening night again! 162 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:31,916 [Barry and Dee Dee groan] 163 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:35,083 Welcome to the world of the unemployed. Top me off. 164 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,750 I thought you were in Chicago. 165 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:39,583 [groans] I just quit. 166 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:43,708 Twenty years in the chorus and they still wouldn't let me play Roxie Hart. 167 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,958 -[Dee Dee] Aw. -You wanna know who's playing the role? 168 00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:47,416 -Kelly Ripa? -Cher? 169 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,166 -Connie Chung. -Kris Jenner? 170 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:50,833 No, Tina Louise. 171 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,916 Ginger from Gilligan's Island. 172 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,625 Oh, my God, is she still alive? 173 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,666 [laughs] 174 00:09:04,416 --> 00:09:05,625 [sighs] 175 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,250 We're wasting our lives. 176 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:16,250 Hmm, it's true. At least we're all in the same boat. 177 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:20,416 "Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows." 178 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,583 -[Barry] Oh, my God. -That's from The Tempest. 179 00:09:22,666 --> 00:09:26,541 Okay, one, shut up. Two, I refuse to give up, okay? 180 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:30,458 We're… We're still celebrities. We still have power. 181 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:31,666 [chuckles] 182 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,166 Now, The Times sort of castrated you as it were. 183 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:35,083 [Barry sighs] 184 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:38,416 Yep. They wrote you off as aging narcissists. 185 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,375 I still don't understand what's wrong with that. 186 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:45,625 There's a very simple way that we can still love ourselves 187 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:50,500 yet appear to be decent human beings, okay? 188 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:53,166 We will become celebrity activists. 189 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:55,500 -[Angie] Oh! Brilliant! -[Barry] Right? 190 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:57,875 -All we need is a cause. -A cause célèbre. 191 00:09:57,958 --> 00:10:00,375 Everybody think of some causes. Go. 192 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,416 -Um, poverty? -Too big. 193 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:03,750 World hunger. 194 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:07,625 That is also a major thing. No, we need something we can handle. 195 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:11,166 Some little injustice we can drive to. Recycling. 196 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,541 -Let's see what's trending. -[Barry] Recycling's good. 197 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:16,833 -Why are there so many award shows? -Parking. 198 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:20,000 -[Barry] Or the TVs in the back of cabs. -Oh! Oh, yeah, what about this girl? 199 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:22,750 Oh, my gosh. Check this out. 200 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,541 -[Barry] What girl? -It's all over Twitter. 201 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,458 [Barry] Oh. 202 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,166 She's from Edgewater, Indiana. 203 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:33,291 She's a lesbian. She wanted to take her girlfriend to the high school prom, 204 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:35,958 and the PTA went apeshit and they canceled it. 205 00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:38,000 They canceled prom? 206 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,125 -Are they allowed to do that? -No. 207 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:42,125 [reporter] Principal Hawkins, your response. 208 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:45,000 The first thing I'm going to do is contact the Indiana state's attorney. 209 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:48,416 This is not about school rules. This is a civil rights case. 210 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,583 Wait, seriously? 211 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:53,458 I'm betting pressure from the state's attorney will stop these bigots cold. 212 00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:55,541 It better. Because I'll tell you this much. 213 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:58,000 If word gets out, people are gonna get mad. 214 00:10:58,083 --> 00:10:59,375 This pisses me off. 215 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,500 The next thing you know, some modern-day Eleanor Roosevelt 216 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:05,375 is gonna march down here and all hell's gonna break loose. 217 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,791 We have got to go down there and raise holy hell. 218 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:12,333 We will be the biggest thing to happen in Indiana 219 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,625 since… whatever's happened in Indiana. 220 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,708 -So this is it? This is our cause? -Yes. Are you with me? 221 00:11:17,791 --> 00:11:19,541 [all cheer] 222 00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:21,166 -We'll have a rally! -Yes! 223 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:24,375 -We'll have picket signs! -We'll make T-shirts. 224 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,666 We'll get Sheldon to tag along. He can find us a venue. 225 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,208 Oh, wow! 226 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:32,125 -Can we actually do this? -You bet your sweet MILF ass we can! 227 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,500 [all laughing] 228 00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:34,666 [exhales] 229 00:11:36,541 --> 00:11:38,000 We are gonna prove… 230 00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:40,875 ♪ That in this day and age ♪ 231 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:45,166 ♪ Being gay isn't a crime ♪ 232 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:52,583 ♪ This is our moment to change the world ♪ 233 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:56,125 -♪ One lesbian… ♪ -[Trent] ♪ Lesbian ♪ 234 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:59,000 -[Dee Dee] ♪ Lesbian ♪ -[Angie] ♪ Lesbian ♪ 235 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:03,000 ♪ At a time! ♪ 236 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:08,708 ♪ We're gonna help that little lesbian ♪ 237 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:10,916 ♪ Whether she likes it or not ♪ 238 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,708 ♪ When you're a legendary thespian ♪ 239 00:12:14,791 --> 00:12:16,416 ♪ First, you help the distressed ♪ 240 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,125 ♪ Then you help the distraught ♪ 241 00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:21,958 ♪ We're going down To where the necks are red ♪ 242 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:25,125 ♪ And lack of dentistry thrives ♪ 243 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:28,250 ♪ Why sing and dance When you can take a stance! ♪ 244 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:31,791 ♪ And know you're truly changing lives ♪ 245 00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:35,750 Okay, now we have got to get an anthem! 246 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:38,375 -Like "We Are The World." -Yes, but for lesbians. 247 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,333 Steve Sondheim'll write us something. He's a big fan of my Sweeney Todd. 248 00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:42,250 I'll handle this. 249 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,291 Wait. How are we gonna get there? 250 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:48,916 I just booked a non-union tour of Godspell and it goes straight through Indiana. 251 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,333 -You can come with us on the bus. -See? It's all coming together! 252 00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:58,083 ♪ We're gonna march Until that town looks like ♪ 253 00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:02,083 ♪ The end of act one of Les Mis ♪ 254 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:05,458 ♪ You don't gotta have a PhD in psych ♪ 255 00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:09,333 ♪ To know that people kowtow To the folks in the biz ♪ 256 00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:12,541 ♪ We're gonna teach them to be more PC ♪ 257 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,541 -♪ The minute our group arrives ♪ -That's right! 258 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,750 -♪ Those fist-pumping ♪ -♪ Bible-thumping ♪ 259 00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:19,458 -♪ Spam-eating ♪ -♪ Cousin-loving ♪ 260 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:21,208 -♪ Cow-tipping ♪ -♪ Shoulder-slumping ♪ 261 00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:22,875 -♪ Finger-wagging ♪ -♪ Hoosier-humping ♪ 262 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:24,875 ♪ Losers and their homely wives ♪ 263 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:28,291 ♪ They'll learn compassion! ♪ 264 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,666 ♪ And better fashion ♪ 265 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,625 ♪ Once we at last start ♪ 266 00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:40,750 ♪ Changing lives! ♪ 267 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,666 Now let's go start a fight. 268 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:43,958 [bell rings] 269 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,375 [indistinct chatter] 270 00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:58,458 [girl] Do you like the bears? 271 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,666 Yeah, you know, I'm pretty sure this breaks a few laws. 272 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:06,041 -It's our way of saying thank you, Emma. -Yeah. Thanks for canceling prom. 273 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,625 I didn't cancel prom. Your parents did. 274 00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:10,166 Come on. Lay off her. 275 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,500 -Oh, are you on her side now? -[scoffs] No. 276 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:15,708 I'm just not in third grade. See you at practice. 277 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:19,291 Unlike your social life, this isn't over. 278 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,458 ♪ Note to self ♪ 279 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,666 ♪ Don't be gay in Indiana ♪ 280 00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:35,458 ♪ Big heads-up That's a really stupid plan ♪ 281 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:39,458 ♪ There are places Where it's in to be out ♪ 282 00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:42,291 ♪ Maybe San Francisco or thereabout ♪ 283 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:45,291 ♪ But in Indiana, without a doubt ♪ 284 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:50,333 ♪ If you're not straight Then guess what's bound to hit the fan? ♪ 285 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:54,916 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 286 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,250 ♪ Not everyone is that repressed ♪ 287 00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:00,041 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 288 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,958 ♪ It wouldn't be high school Without a test ♪ 289 00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,833 ♪ Just close your eyes and count to ten ♪ 290 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:08,083 ♪ Go to your happy place ♪ 291 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:11,375 ♪ And then try not to combust ♪ 292 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:15,750 ♪ Just breathe ♪ 293 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,666 [whistle blows] 294 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,166 [indistinct chatter] 295 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:27,833 Hey, Emma. Hey, who's this girl you were gonna bring to the prom, anyway? 296 00:15:27,916 --> 00:15:30,125 I didn't know we had more than one lesbo in town. 297 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:33,458 -You don't know her. She's new here. -Like an exchange student? 298 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,625 [whistle blows] 299 00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:35,958 -Maybe. -Mmm. 300 00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:38,833 Well, then why don't you, like, exchange her for a guy? 301 00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:40,541 Ooh! Dude! Nice! 302 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:49,291 ♪ Note to self People suck in Indiana ♪ 303 00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:50,625 [sighs] 304 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:56,083 ♪ Leave today Pray the Greyhound isn't full ♪ 305 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:59,125 ♪ Who knew asking out a girl to the prom ♪ 306 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,541 ♪ Would go over just like an atom bomb ♪ 307 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:06,750 ♪ And make things much worse With your dad and mom ♪ 308 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:11,916 ♪ And who'd have ever thought That could be possible? ♪ 309 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:16,500 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 310 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,916 ♪ Picture a beach with golden sand ♪ 311 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,041 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 312 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:24,041 ♪ Picture a Xanax in your hand ♪ 313 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:27,583 ♪ Try journaling or start a blog ♪ 314 00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:31,625 ♪ Just end this inner monologue ♪ 315 00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:33,583 ♪ Seethe if you must ♪ 316 00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:36,666 ♪ But just breathe ♪ 317 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,625 Okay. I just got off the phone with the state's attorney. 318 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:43,625 She thinks this is a civil rights issue. This is a big deal, Emma. 319 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,041 So, what are you saying? 320 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:48,208 I'm just saying I'm really excited to be a part of something like this. 321 00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,166 We'll see how the PTA meeting goes. 322 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,791 Well, it's not gonna be fun. We'll get through it. 323 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,708 Just take a sec. Relax. 324 00:16:54,791 --> 00:16:56,875 [bell rings] 325 00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:03,291 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 326 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,875 ♪ Remember that thing called oxygen ♪ 327 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,041 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 328 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,333 ♪ Look at the crazy state you're in ♪ 329 00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:14,500 ♪ Just smile and nod Although they're jerks ♪ 330 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:18,333 ♪ Say "namaste" and pray it works ♪ 331 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,708 ♪ And like we've discussed ♪ 332 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,041 ♪ Just… ♪ 333 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:31,833 ♪ Breathe ♪ 334 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:36,208 [bell rings] 335 00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:41,125 [choir] ♪ When wilt thou Save the people? ♪ 336 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,416 -Blue one. Blue. -This stop motion sickness? 337 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,916 Mmm-hmm, and everything else. 338 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,208 [choir] ♪ The people… ♪ 339 00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:48,000 [Barry] Okay. Enough! Enough! 340 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,833 Stop singing, stop! You're making me hate God. 341 00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:53,416 -[Angie] You're scaring them. -They're scaring me. 342 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,416 How about we do some trust exercises? 343 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,833 -[choir murmuring indistinctly] -Yeah? Good. 344 00:17:57,916 --> 00:18:02,833 Hotel is booked. Breakfast isn't included, but there is a Waffle Shed next door. 345 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,750 -Sounds delicious. -[Angie] Mmm-hmm. 346 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:09,083 We're doing a great thing here. We're being great people. 347 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,958 This is all great. [chuckles] 348 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,750 This is gonna get me my third Tony Award. 349 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:17,083 -[scoffs] Oh, my God. -What? 350 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:22,000 Oh, come on, you know how political the Tonys are. 351 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:25,041 They don't vote for you. They vote for your brand. 352 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:28,208 My brand is a little tarnished at the moment. 353 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,708 'Cause of the infamous tirade at the Longacre Theatre? 354 00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:34,083 When a cell phone goes off in the middle of a performance… 355 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,291 -I can't be held responsible. -It was your cell phone! 356 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,958 -I didn't know that! -It was in your wig! 357 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:41,375 I didn't know that at the time. Anyway… 358 00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:47,291 All the goodwill that we're gonna get from this thing will wash me clean, 359 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:51,333 and I will win, no matter what my next project is. [chuckles] 360 00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:54,291 You're just greedy. I'd be happy with one Tony. 361 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:57,458 -I thought I had a shot with FDR. -Mmm-hmm. 362 00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:59,208 I need a win. 363 00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:02,833 I'm so sick of all the rejection. I'm no Dee Dee Allen. 364 00:19:02,916 --> 00:19:05,541 -A lot of bile. -Well, I'm angry at life. 365 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,958 No, I mean Trent. He's retching again. 366 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,333 You were saying something about your… 367 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,625 I got into this business, yes, because I loved it, 368 00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:17,875 but also to prove to everyone who doubted me, 369 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:23,375 my… teachers, the kids on the school bus, my horrible parents, 370 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:26,000 that I could do something. Something important. 371 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,875 [exhales] That's exactly what we are doing. 372 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,208 Something important. 373 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:35,416 I just hope we don't screw it up. 374 00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:38,958 [Angie] Hit it. 375 00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,666 ♪ Day by day… ♪ 376 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,083 ♪ Day by day ♪ 377 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:48,000 ♪ Day by day ♪ 378 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,791 ♪ Three things I pray ♪ 379 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,750 -♪ Three things I pray ♪ -[retches] 380 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:55,291 I'm sorry, you're telling us that the state's attorney 381 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,875 is forcing us to have a prom? 382 00:19:57,958 --> 00:20:01,875 No, the state's attorney wants us to hold an inclusive prom. 383 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,333 -Yes. -[audience murmurs] 384 00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:06,875 Because that's what they feel best reflects America's values. 385 00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:10,208 Well, this isn't America. This is Indiana. 386 00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:11,583 [audience applauds] 387 00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:12,708 All right. 388 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:19,000 Just to be clear, this is America 389 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:22,458 and everyone gets to have an opinion-- Oh, just like you. 390 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:23,958 [microphone feedback squeals] 391 00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:29,666 My son will not be forced to go to a homosexual prom. 392 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:30,916 [audience applauds] 393 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,083 Thank you, Beverly! Thank you! 394 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,666 Again, it is not a homosexual prom. It is an inclusive prom… 395 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,083 -With homosexuals. -You don't have to attend-- 396 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:43,083 You don't have to attend if you don't want to. 397 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:46,833 Look… I… I'm sorry you're upset, 398 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:51,125 but the organization of the prom is within the purview of the student council. 399 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,291 Let's hear what they have to say. Alyssa? 400 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,916 -Uh… Okay. -[scattered applause] 401 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,083 [feedback whines] 402 00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,833 Well, we want prom to go on, obviously. 403 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:07,375 It's supposed to be a celebration of all students-- 404 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,458 Okay. No, thank you. It's fine, everyone. 405 00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:14,208 Sweetheart, I'm so sorry, but this is not a student matter. 406 00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:19,750 This is about government… tearing our community apart. 407 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:20,666 [audience cheering] 408 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:24,750 It's about big government taking away our freedom of choice. 409 00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:26,208 [Principal Hawkins] Okay. Okay. 410 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:29,083 This is not about government intervention. 411 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:31,000 Emma, what is this about? 412 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,583 I just want to go to prom like any other kid. 413 00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:37,041 [Principal Hawkins] Mmm-hmm. But you can't. 414 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:40,083 She can't, and that's why the courts are involved. 415 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,375 Ask yourself. 416 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:46,125 What exactly is it that you find so frightening about gay people? 417 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:48,875 -[door crashes opens] -[Barry] Hold it! Stop! Stop! 418 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:50,125 Hold it! 419 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:53,833 -[indistinct chatter] -What you are doing here is wrong. 420 00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:56,416 I'm sorry. Who are you? 421 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,250 Where is our girl? Where's Emma? Emma! 422 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,708 I'm Emma. 423 00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:05,750 Emma, my name is Barry, and I'm here to tell you that you are not alone. 424 00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:09,250 Okay? I am as gay as a bucket of wigs. 425 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,416 -[audience clamoring] -[loudly] A bucket of them! 426 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,583 And we are here from New York City and we are gonna save you. 427 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,333 Tomorrow, we will hold a rally. 428 00:22:16,416 --> 00:22:19,333 -There'll be banners and choreography. -Excuse me. 429 00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:22,541 -Excuse me! -[Barry] Shame! Shame! 430 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:25,125 [loudly] Excuse me! 431 00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:26,625 [exhales sharply] 432 00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:30,416 What is going on? Who are you people? 433 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,250 We are liberals from Broadway. 434 00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:33,416 [indistinct chatter] 435 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,625 Oh, shut up! 436 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:38,458 We are here to open your hearts and your minds. 437 00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:41,250 The five of us are gonna teach you… 438 00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:43,291 -Where's Dee Dee? -You'll see. 439 00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:46,583 -All right. -[intense music playing] 440 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,708 Oh, my God. That's Dee Dee Allen. 441 00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:57,166 ♪ I want to tell the people of… ♪ 442 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,208 ♪ Whatever this town's called ♪ 443 00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:04,416 ♪ I know what's going on here ♪ 444 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,875 ♪ And frankly, I'm appalled ♪ 445 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:13,583 ♪ I read three quarters of a news story And knew I had to come ♪ 446 00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:19,833 ♪ And unless I am doing The Miracle Worker ♪ 447 00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:25,250 ♪ I… ♪ 448 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:28,833 ♪ Won't play blind ♪ 449 00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:32,708 ♪ Deaf and dumb ♪ 450 00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:37,125 ♪ Listen, you bigoted monsters ♪ 451 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,875 ♪ Just who do you think you are? ♪ 452 00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:42,416 ♪ Your prejudice and your oppression ♪ 453 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,625 ♪ Won't get past this Broadway star ♪ 454 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:50,875 ♪ Stealing the rights of a girl Who is an LGBQ teen ♪ 455 00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:55,583 ♪ I've been far too angry to google What those letters mean ♪ 456 00:23:56,583 --> 00:24:01,833 ♪ But it's not about me, It's about poor… ♪ 457 00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:06,125 -Emma! -♪ Emma, for can't you see ♪ 458 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:08,458 ♪ The raw deal she's been dealt? ♪ 459 00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:12,000 ♪ So hear my plea ♪ 460 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,875 ♪ Or here's your next dilemma ♪ 461 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:18,541 ♪ How do you silence a woman Who's known for her belt? ♪ 462 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,750 Sing it, Eleanor! 463 00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:24,458 ♪ Her belt! ♪ 464 00:24:24,541 --> 00:24:26,125 ♪ But it's not about me ♪ 465 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:28,250 Get them out of here now! 466 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:30,333 ♪ Go on and threaten to riot ♪ 467 00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:32,791 ♪ It won't faze me in the least ♪ 468 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:35,958 ♪ I understand furious townsfolk ♪ 469 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:38,708 ♪ I did Beauty and the Beast ♪ 470 00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:41,000 ♪ I'm no stranger to slander ♪ 471 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:44,375 ♪ So, my dear, you're not alone ♪ 472 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:48,916 ♪ The Post once said I was too old to play Eva Perón ♪ 473 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,125 No. 474 00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:53,416 ♪ Eva Perón! ♪ 475 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:56,250 ♪ But it is not about me ♪ 476 00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:59,250 ♪ It's Emma's story, damn it! ♪ 477 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,416 ♪ Equality ♪ 478 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,166 ♪ Should be this country's norm ♪ 479 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:08,541 ♪ No photography ♪ 480 00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:11,041 ♪ Unless you Instagram it ♪ 481 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:15,166 ♪ Use hashtag Dee Dee Takes Local Yokels by Storm ♪ 482 00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:18,083 ♪ But it's not about me ♪ 483 00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:19,166 [chuckles] That's cute. 484 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,708 ♪ I didn't come here to make a scene ♪ 485 00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:24,208 ♪ But I know how Emma's heart aches ♪ 486 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:27,416 ♪ And this is how actors intervene ♪ 487 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,750 ♪ With fiery songs and dance breaks ♪ 488 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,833 [yelps] 489 00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:52,916 ♪ But it's not about me ♪ 490 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,875 ♪ Although I'm rich and famous ♪ 491 00:25:55,958 --> 00:26:00,875 ♪ Publicity is not my final goal ♪ 492 00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:02,375 ♪ Call security! ♪ 493 00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:08,000 ♪ You needn't be Some backwoods ignoramus ♪ 494 00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:10,375 ♪ Join me and we'll start fighting ♪ 495 00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:12,291 ♪ Could I get softer lighting? ♪ 496 00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:14,541 ♪ Wait, this is… ♪ 497 00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:20,041 -♪ Not… ♪ -♪ Not… ♪ 498 00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:21,916 -♪ About me! ♪ -♪ This is not about… ♪ 499 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,541 -♪ What is happening? ♪ -♪ This is not about… ♪ 500 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:25,791 ♪ What is happening? ♪ 501 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,250 ♪ This is not about… ♪ 502 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,291 ♪ It is all about, uh, Emma ♪ 503 00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:34,083 ♪ And not about… ♪ 504 00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:39,583 ♪ Me! ♪ 505 00:26:42,666 --> 00:26:45,291 Who was responsible for that? Was it you? 506 00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:48,375 Me? No, I have no idea what just happened in there. 507 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:52,375 Strangers burst in hurling insults at the parents, and you do nothing. 508 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:54,791 What kind of school are you running here, Mr. Hawkins? 509 00:26:54,875 --> 00:26:56,583 [sighs] 510 00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:04,083 Excuse me, Miss Allen. I'm Tom. Tom Hawkins. 511 00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:08,333 I am the principal and I just, um… What are you doing? 512 00:27:08,416 --> 00:27:10,583 We have come to show this community 513 00:27:10,666 --> 00:27:14,208 that gay people and gay-positive icons, such as myself, 514 00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:16,791 [inhales] are made of the same flesh and blood as they are. 515 00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:17,750 Uh-huh. 516 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:21,833 If they don't have gay people here, why is my Scruff going crazy right now? 517 00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,333 We're not monsters. 518 00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,291 We're cultural disruptors. [chuckles] 519 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:28,250 I'm a fan. 520 00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:35,083 -Really? -Yeah. Yes, I am. [giggles] 521 00:27:35,166 --> 00:27:36,000 [gasps] 522 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:41,583 [chuckles] What kind of a fan? Big fan? Small fan? Scary stabby fan? 523 00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:44,125 You could say that I'm a big fan. Yes. 524 00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:48,916 Really? That's so surprising because you're not my usual demographic. 525 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 -You mean Black? -No, straight. 526 00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:54,041 You are straight, right? 527 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:57,250 Yes. I am. Straight people like Broadway too. 528 00:27:57,333 --> 00:28:01,208 [chuckles] I've heard that. Always thought it was a fairy tale. 529 00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:05,500 -[chuckles] So to speak. -[chuckles] So to speak. Well, it's true. 530 00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,541 Um, I've been a fan since I saw you 531 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,541 in the show for which you won your first Tony. 532 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:12,583 -No! You saw Swallow the Moon? -I did. 533 00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:16,958 The number at the top of the second act, "The Lady's Improving"? Chills. 534 00:28:17,041 --> 00:28:19,833 [chuckles] That song made me a star. 535 00:28:19,916 --> 00:28:21,375 It made me a fan. 536 00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:24,125 -Uh, Dee Dee, we gotta make haste. -Okay. 537 00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:26,958 Uh, Miss Allen, I just… This is a very delicate situation. 538 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:29,958 I'm asking you and your friends to back off for a few days. 539 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,291 -Back off? -Yeah. 540 00:28:32,916 --> 00:28:35,416 Backing off is exactly what we're not going to do. 541 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:39,500 I see what's happening here. You're trying to disarm me with flattery. 542 00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:43,666 It's not going to work, Tom. Flattery makes me stronger. 543 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:45,625 Fuels my ego. 544 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:06,541 -[Alyssa] That was insane. -I know. 545 00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:08,958 -I'm really freaking out. -Don't freak out. 546 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,916 We have a plan, remember? 547 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,416 We're gonna get dressed up and go to prom 548 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:17,250 and be together in public, not hide anymore. 549 00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:19,166 Are you sure about this? 550 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:22,250 There's only one thing I'm sure about. 551 00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:25,958 ♪ I don't want to start a riot ♪ 552 00:29:26,041 --> 00:29:29,000 ♪ I don't want to blaze a trail ♪ 553 00:29:29,083 --> 00:29:32,541 ♪ I don't want to be a symbol ♪ 554 00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:35,583 ♪ Or a cautionary tale ♪ 555 00:29:35,666 --> 00:29:38,750 ♪ I don't want to be a scapegoat ♪ 556 00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:42,250 ♪ For people to oppose ♪ 557 00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:45,416 ♪ What I want is simple ♪ 558 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:50,708 ♪ As far as wanting goes ♪ 559 00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:55,416 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 560 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,291 -♪ Let the whole world melt away ♪ -[laughing] 561 00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:01,458 ♪ And dance with you ♪ 562 00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:04,208 ♪ Who cares what other people say? ♪ 563 00:30:04,291 --> 00:30:07,541 ♪ And when we're through ♪ 564 00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:10,250 ♪ No one can convince us ♪ 565 00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:13,583 ♪ We were wrong ♪ 566 00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:18,000 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 567 00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:22,500 ♪ And a song ♪ 568 00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:24,333 [Alyssa laughs] 569 00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:28,291 ♪ I don't need a big production ♪ 570 00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:31,000 ♪ Streamers hanging in the air ♪ 571 00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:34,291 ♪ I don't need to spend the night with ♪ 572 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:37,125 ♪ Confetti in my hair ♪ 573 00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:40,250 -[laughing] -♪ I don't need a room of people ♪ 574 00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:43,875 ♪ That I don't really know ♪ 575 00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:46,166 ♪ I just want to hold you ♪ 576 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:50,666 ♪ And never let you go! ♪ 577 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:55,333 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 578 00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:58,125 ♪ Let the whole world melt away ♪ 579 00:30:58,208 --> 00:31:01,125 ♪ And dance with you ♪ 580 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,875 ♪ Who cares what other people say? ♪ 581 00:31:03,958 --> 00:31:07,250 ♪ And when we're through… ♪ 582 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,791 ♪ No one can convince us ♪ 583 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,833 ♪ We were wrong ♪ 584 00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:17,291 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 585 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:21,000 ♪ And a song ♪ 586 00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:22,750 [car honks] 587 00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:25,250 It's my mom. I gotta go. 588 00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:27,083 Okay. 589 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:29,833 Bye… 590 00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:37,083 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 591 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,125 ♪ And… ♪ 592 00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:45,833 ♪ A song ♪ 593 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:56,541 [Dee Dee groans] Oh, God. 594 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,083 [groans] 595 00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,416 It's worse than the bus. 596 00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,458 [Angie] At least it's quieter. Huh? 597 00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:06,333 I need a drink. [exhales] 598 00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:08,125 -[bell dings] -Hello? 599 00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:13,458 Oh. Dickinson, four rooms. I called yesterday. 600 00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:15,625 Four rooms of varying size 601 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:18,500 to reflect the hierarchy of the company, right? [chuckles] 602 00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:21,083 Where is my suite? 603 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,250 We don't have a suite. 604 00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:30,166 -Now do you have a suite? -Oh! 605 00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:34,166 No, we don't have any suites. All the rooms are the same. 606 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,416 -[Dee Dee sighs] -[Angie] Oh! 607 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,958 Surely you know who I am. 608 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:41,291 At the very least, I would like a room next to the spa. 609 00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:43,166 Uh, there's no spa. 610 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:46,958 Angie, what is this place? We're all gonna get stabbed and stuffed. 611 00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:49,583 -You know that, right? -Orbitz gave it three stars! 612 00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:50,500 [sighs] 613 00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:54,041 Do you have any cabins? 614 00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:56,375 No, we don't have any cabins. 615 00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:07,416 -How about now? -[laughing] What is that? 616 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,750 It's a Drama Desk. You know what it is. 617 00:33:10,416 --> 00:33:13,208 -[whispering] I vomited in the bus again. -[Angie] Mmm. 618 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,125 Can I see the hotel doctor, please? 619 00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:16,958 Oh, my God, it's you. 620 00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:19,541 I can't believe it. It's actually you. 621 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:22,875 You're the guy from Talk to the Hand. It's on every night at 9:00 after-- 622 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:26,541 -Can I have my room, please? -Okay, let's get started. All right? 623 00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:28,750 -Let's change some minds. -[Angie] Uh… 624 00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:29,958 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 625 00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:32,458 -[Angie] Oh! A wishing well! -[Dee Dee gasps] 626 00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:34,333 Make a wish, Dee Dee. 627 00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:36,041 Death. I wish for death. 628 00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:40,041 Okay, Sheldon's working on a venue. Now, how's the song? 629 00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:44,833 Uh, about that. I was misled by my representation. 630 00:33:44,916 --> 00:33:48,625 Mr. Sondheim is not a fan of my Sweeney Todd. 631 00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:51,208 -Quite the opposite, actually. -[Barry] Oh, my God… 632 00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:54,125 Jesus, Trent, you screwed us. 633 00:33:54,208 --> 00:33:58,625 Don't worry. I wrote something myself. Yeah. 634 00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:02,958 It's quite rousing, 635 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,958 and in a very humane key. 636 00:34:06,041 --> 00:34:08,375 The Godspell kids will back us up, 637 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:11,625 and they have their own costumes. You're welcome. 638 00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:16,166 -Oh, my God. [giggles] -Yeah! 639 00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:18,125 -This is awful. -[giggles] 640 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,500 We can't perform this. They'll boo us off the stage. 641 00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:24,041 No, all we need is a simple message that tugs at the heartstrings 642 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:25,333 and a little pageantry. 643 00:34:25,416 --> 00:34:28,625 -We have everything we need right here. -Except a venue. 644 00:34:28,708 --> 00:34:30,666 O ye of little faith. 645 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:35,375 [chuckles] I got one! And a crowd of 2,500 guaranteed. 646 00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:38,083 -What? -That's amazing! 647 00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:40,541 What is it? One of those beautiful Antebellum theaters? 648 00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:42,458 No, it's, uh… 649 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:44,208 an arena. 650 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,500 An arena? 651 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:50,625 -[engines roaring] -[loud rock music playing] 652 00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:05,291 So it's come to this. 653 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,583 [engine revving] 654 00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:17,666 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, 655 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:22,291 Truckosaurus, the car-eating robot dinosaur, 656 00:35:22,375 --> 00:35:25,333 will not be your half-time entertainment today. 657 00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:28,458 Instead, we have some guests who've come from New York 658 00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:30,666 to sing us a song about intolerance. 659 00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:32,250 -[crowd jeering] -Hi there. 660 00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:36,208 I'm Trent Oliver, actor, activist… 661 00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:38,875 and Juilliard graduate. 662 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:41,625 Emma, this one's for you. 663 00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:44,125 [instrumental music playing] 664 00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:52,708 ♪ Flowers accept the rain And grow more beautiful ♪ 665 00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:57,041 ♪ Babies accept their mother's breast ♪ 666 00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:59,625 ♪ So they can grow strong ♪ 667 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:05,041 ♪ I accept that I was born A handsome man ♪ 668 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:06,625 [man boos] 669 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:11,833 ♪ So join with me And sing this acceptance song ♪ 670 00:36:11,916 --> 00:36:15,833 ♪ Let us accept one another ♪ 671 00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:18,458 ♪ I know it's truly hard ♪ 672 00:36:19,541 --> 00:36:22,208 ♪ We're sister and brother ♪ 673 00:36:22,291 --> 00:36:25,583 ♪ Here's what I learned at Juilliard ♪ 674 00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:28,708 -[audience booing] -♪ Bigotry's not big of me ♪ 675 00:36:28,791 --> 00:36:31,375 ♪ And it's not big of you ♪ 676 00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:34,833 ♪ Let's all work together ♪ 677 00:36:34,916 --> 00:36:39,416 ♪ To make rainbow dreams come true ♪ 678 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:43,541 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, two-time Tony Award winner, Miss Dee Dee Allen. 679 00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:47,000 -Trent, I could rip your face off. -I'm sorry. 680 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:49,833 [Barry] You made me fail. I am so sick of failing. 681 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,250 What do we do now? 682 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,375 We leave. 683 00:36:52,958 --> 00:36:56,291 -First we kill Trent, then we leave. -What about the girl? 684 00:36:56,375 --> 00:36:58,583 -[Dee Dee sighs] -[Principal Hawkins] Hello, everyone… 685 00:36:59,791 --> 00:37:03,458 We have some news. Emma and I wanted to be the ones to tell you, 686 00:37:03,541 --> 00:37:07,750 thanks to pressure from the state's attorney's office, prom is back on! 687 00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:09,708 -[Barry] What? -Prom is back on! [squeals] 688 00:37:09,791 --> 00:37:11,666 -[all cheering] -We did it! 689 00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:12,625 Yay! 690 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:16,041 See? We're not narcissists. 691 00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:18,416 Just to be clear, uh, it's not because of you… 692 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:19,708 Well, maybe it was. 693 00:37:19,791 --> 00:37:23,000 I mean, everybody started freaking out when you got here. 694 00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:26,791 The lawyer might've had legal power, but you really scared people. 695 00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:28,208 -[Angie] Aw! -We scared people! 696 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:29,958 Important thing is, it's a victory. 697 00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:31,916 Now you get to go to prom like everybody else! 698 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,125 -[Angie] Yes! -What are you gonna wear? 699 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:38,041 I was thinking like a vintage tux and some high tops. 700 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:40,083 I don't know. Does it matter? 701 00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:42,750 -Does it… -[scoffs] 702 00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:44,875 [snickers] 703 00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:49,166 -Honey… -Sweetheart, boo-boo. 704 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:51,625 I don't know you, okay? And you don't know me, 705 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:56,083 but I am begging you, let me dress you for the prom. 706 00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:57,750 -Okay? Yeah? -Okay. 707 00:37:57,833 --> 00:37:59,625 We're going to Saks. 708 00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:02,166 -Uh, there's no Saks here. -We have a Kmart! 709 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:03,958 -A what? -A Kmart. 710 00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:08,208 -[laughs] -[Barry] Fine. 711 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:11,791 We'll check out the Reba McEntire collection at Kmart, 712 00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:12,916 do a little fashion show. 713 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,625 Okay! Oh, can we do it tomorrow? We can meet at my place. 714 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,875 I have to go and find out if I still have a date. 715 00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:20,875 Sure. I'll go ahead, do a pre-shop. 716 00:38:20,958 --> 00:38:23,458 Okay? Will you give me a ride in your pickup truck? 717 00:38:23,541 --> 00:38:26,166 Are you saying that because I'm a lesbian, I drive a pickup? 718 00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:28,708 -Well, do you? [chuckles] -Shut up. 719 00:38:28,791 --> 00:38:30,791 -[Sheldon] Anybody hungry? -[Angie] I could drink. 720 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:33,916 -[Sheldon] What's around here? -I saw a Big Boy by the highway. 721 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,208 -[Sheldon] Ooh, they have a gay bar here? -[Angie] I love Big Boy. 722 00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:40,625 Oh, gay bar. Can't go. I'd be mobbed. 723 00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:42,208 -Oh! Of course. -[both chuckle] 724 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:49,166 -So, it's nice to see Emma smile again. -Yes. 725 00:38:49,250 --> 00:38:50,875 She's had a rough go of it. 726 00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:53,416 I gathered that. Yeah. 727 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:56,166 -Even before the prom controversy. -Oh? 728 00:38:56,250 --> 00:39:00,375 When she came out, her parents, well, they threw her out of the house. 729 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:04,916 -Really? -Yeah. Yeah. She was 16. 730 00:39:05,541 --> 00:39:07,458 -It was, uh, pretty ugly. -Oh… 731 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:12,000 Anyway, um… 732 00:39:12,916 --> 00:39:14,458 thank you for helping her… 733 00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:18,166 -Or trying to. -[both chuckle softly] 734 00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:20,125 [Dee Dee] Yeah… 735 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,791 -Uh, Tom? -Yes, yeah? 736 00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:31,000 Is there a restaurant in town that has plates and cutlery and… 737 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:33,833 Oh, uh, there's an Applebee's by the mall. 738 00:39:33,916 --> 00:39:34,750 [gasps] 739 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:39,000 -Would you like to go? -Yes. 740 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:42,666 Take me now to this Apples & Bees place. 741 00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:43,666 -[giggles] -All right. 742 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:45,416 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 743 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:46,750 How nice of you. 744 00:39:47,541 --> 00:39:49,291 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 745 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:52,000 -Guess what today is? -What? 746 00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:53,541 Promposal day! 747 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,625 [boy 1] Hey, Kaylee! 748 00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:00,083 [all gasp] 749 00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:04,291 ♪ Since JV football, I've been adored ♪ 750 00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:07,458 ♪ Big man on campus but oh-so-bored ♪ 751 00:40:07,541 --> 00:40:09,833 ♪ My life was perfect ♪ 752 00:40:09,916 --> 00:40:11,375 ♪ But so routine ♪ 753 00:40:11,458 --> 00:40:16,291 ♪ I prayed for someone to intervene ♪ 754 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:20,500 ♪ Then something new happened ♪ 755 00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:23,500 ♪ And turned my life around entirely ♪ 756 00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:27,750 ♪ And that's 'cause you happened ♪ 757 00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:30,791 ♪ And look what happened to me ♪ 758 00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:34,166 ♪ So go to prom with me, Kaylee! ♪ 759 00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:36,750 -You're such an idiot. Yes! -[boy 1] Whoo! 760 00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:39,500 [boy 2] Hey, Shelby, you're next. 761 00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:44,500 ♪ There's not one subject That I could pass ♪ 762 00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:48,541 ♪ Before you walked into My Spanish class ♪ 763 00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:50,000 ♪ Was my heart pounding? ♪ 764 00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:51,708 ♪ I won't say no ♪ 765 00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:56,333 ♪ 'Cause life without you was no bueno ♪ 766 00:40:57,041 --> 00:41:00,750 ♪ Then something new happened ♪ 767 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:04,250 ♪ And turned my life around entirely ♪ 768 00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:08,333 ♪ And that's 'cause you happened ♪ 769 00:41:08,416 --> 00:41:11,250 ♪ And look what happened to me ♪ 770 00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:14,708 ♪ So go to prom with me, Shelby! ♪ 771 00:41:14,791 --> 00:41:16,416 Sí! Sí, señor! 772 00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:17,916 [all cheering] 773 00:41:22,541 --> 00:41:25,666 [Alyssa] You did it. No, you actually did it. 774 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,583 We have a prom because of you. 775 00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:31,375 It's like a love bomb went off. I've seen six promposals today. 776 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,708 People are gonna see us dancing together and kissing. 777 00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:37,125 It's gonna be impossible not to kiss you. 778 00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:41,041 Oh, my God, and you know, what's my mom going to think? 779 00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:44,000 I mean, she'll be in public, so she can't totally freak out. 780 00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:48,291 It doesn't matter what she does. This is about us. 781 00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:52,208 This is about us finally being us. 782 00:41:52,791 --> 00:41:57,125 ♪ And no more hiding how we feel anymore ♪ 783 00:41:57,208 --> 00:42:00,208 ♪ I won't hide if you're by my side ♪ 784 00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:02,708 ♪ Now that the prom is back ♪ 785 00:42:02,791 --> 00:42:06,958 ♪ On track ♪ 786 00:42:07,541 --> 00:42:11,125 ♪ And once we walk into that gym ♪ 787 00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:14,875 ♪ Hand-in-hand ♪ 788 00:42:14,958 --> 00:42:17,458 ♪ It's pretty obvious ♪ 789 00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:20,000 ♪ There's no going back ♪ 790 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:22,041 ♪ And that's a promise ♪ 791 00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:29,500 [Dee Dee and Principal Hawkins laughing] 792 00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:32,625 I save all of my money. I go to New York every summer. 793 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:34,958 -I see as many Broadway shows as I can. -Oh. 794 00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:37,041 When I run out of money, I second act them. 795 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,833 -Oh. -Don't tell anybody. 796 00:42:38,916 --> 00:42:40,666 -Bad! -[both chuckle] 797 00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:44,916 My point is, I've seen you many, many times. 798 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,208 Oh. 799 00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:47,916 Mr. Hawkins. 800 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,291 Mrs. Greene. 801 00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:52,041 Hello. I'm Dee Dee Allen. 802 00:42:52,125 --> 00:42:53,875 -We haven't officially met. -No. 803 00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:56,250 -Hello. Dee Dee Allen. -We're aware. 804 00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:03,083 Ms. Allen, I'm sure that you are very well-versed in the ways of the world 805 00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:06,125 and Broadway in particular. That's a community. 806 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,000 But you don't know us. You don't know this town and our values. 807 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,625 No, well, I'm just here advocating on behalf of a young girl 808 00:43:15,708 --> 00:43:20,333 whose voice perhaps is not heard by some in the community. 809 00:43:20,916 --> 00:43:26,458 Yes. Well, perhaps you should stick to acting instead of activism. 810 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:29,708 Enjoy your meal. 811 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,833 [smacks lips] 812 00:43:34,708 --> 00:43:37,291 We didn't mean to make anything worse here. 813 00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:39,250 I appreciate everything that you're doing. 814 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:42,125 Well, let's just drop it. 815 00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:43,041 Yeah. 816 00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:45,458 Tell me… [chuckles softly] 817 00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:48,333 I've never said this before to anyone. 818 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:50,791 Tell me about you. 819 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:54,000 -About me? -Yeah. 820 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,958 I don't know. I'm just a small-town principal. 821 00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:05,083 Uh, you know, it can be frustrating, but, uh, at least I have a job. 822 00:44:05,166 --> 00:44:06,458 Yeah, lucky you. 823 00:44:06,541 --> 00:44:07,416 Single. 824 00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:09,541 Sorry? 825 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:12,500 I'm single. Just putting that out there. 826 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:14,833 Really? [giggles] 827 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:18,625 I'm surprised. 828 00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:21,000 Oh, well, I'm surprised you're surprised. 829 00:44:21,083 --> 00:44:23,625 [chuckles] The two things I'm most passionate about in the world 830 00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:26,291 are Broadway musicals and secondary school administration. 831 00:44:26,375 --> 00:44:27,291 Oh. 832 00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:31,958 I typed that into a dating website once, and a little message popped up that said, 833 00:44:32,041 --> 00:44:34,125 "You will have zero matches forever." 834 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:36,333 [both chuckle] 835 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,791 But you're so smart and you're really good-looking. 836 00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:42,250 -[clears throat] -Well, if I… 837 00:44:43,041 --> 00:44:44,125 [clears throat] Thank you. 838 00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:47,791 It's just, I look at people like you, 839 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:52,333 and I just think how lucky you are to be surrounded by your people. 840 00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:54,291 My wh-- My people? [chuckles] 841 00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:57,250 I wasn't born on Broadway. You know? 842 00:44:58,333 --> 00:45:00,625 I'm from Zelienople, Pennsylvania. 843 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:03,333 Yeah, I grew up dirt poor. 844 00:45:04,041 --> 00:45:04,875 [clears throat] 845 00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:08,333 This whole… [rolls tongue] 846 00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:11,583 All this, I invented it. 847 00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:15,291 Yeah. I'm just a small-town girl and… 848 00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:19,000 -I had a big dream. -Hmm. 849 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:25,041 Single, just putting it out there. 850 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,458 [both chuckle] 851 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:30,333 Well, I'm divorced. 852 00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:33,208 Oh, I think I read about that. Eddie Sharpe, the talk show host? 853 00:45:33,291 --> 00:45:34,958 Yeah, right. 854 00:45:35,041 --> 00:45:39,125 It lasted 15 heart-pulverizing years. 855 00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:46,375 I imagine it must be hard being Dee Dee Allen, being a Broadway star. 856 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:49,041 You know, it is hard. 857 00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:53,000 Sometimes I think I really… I just want to quit. 858 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:56,666 No. No, please, you can't-- You can't do that. 859 00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:58,208 [laughing] Why not? 860 00:45:58,791 --> 00:46:00,958 Because I need you to do what you do. 861 00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:06,375 ♪ My days have little glamour ♪ 862 00:46:06,458 --> 00:46:08,833 ♪ Writing memos, making calls ♪ 863 00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:13,125 ♪ And wincing at the grammar Written on the bathroom walls ♪ 864 00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:16,500 ♪ It's all school supplies And budget size ♪ 865 00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:19,000 ♪ And wading through red tape ♪ 866 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:23,833 ♪ That's why I love the theater ♪ 867 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:28,875 ♪ It's how I escape ♪ 868 00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:33,208 So, theater's a distraction. Is that what you mean? 869 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:37,083 A distraction is momentary. An escape helps you heal. 870 00:46:37,166 --> 00:46:40,333 ♪ We look to you ♪ 871 00:46:40,416 --> 00:46:42,833 ♪ To take us away ♪ 872 00:46:42,916 --> 00:46:45,416 ♪ From the soul-crushing jobs ♪ 873 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,791 ♪ And emasculating pay ♪ 874 00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:50,333 ♪ When our lives come up short ♪ 875 00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:53,291 ♪ And our hopes are sad and few ♪ 876 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:58,250 ♪ You whisk us off To someplace strange and new ♪ 877 00:47:01,125 --> 00:47:03,666 ♪ We look to you ♪ 878 00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:06,083 ♪ In good times and bad ♪ 879 00:47:06,166 --> 00:47:11,666 ♪ The worlds you create Make the real one seem less sad ♪ 880 00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:14,416 ♪ The curtain goes up ♪ 881 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,625 ♪ And every now and then ♪ 882 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:22,666 ♪ It feels as if we're coming home again ♪ 883 00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:27,958 ♪ Yes, coming home again ♪ 884 00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:31,583 ♪ We need a place to run to ♪ 885 00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:34,083 ♪ When everything goes wrong ♪ 886 00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:38,375 ♪ Where the answer to each problem Is to burst into a song ♪ 887 00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:40,875 ♪ And standard rules of logic ♪ 888 00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:43,875 ♪ Just simply don't apply ♪ 889 00:47:43,958 --> 00:47:46,833 ♪ When people dance in unison ♪ 890 00:47:46,916 --> 00:47:52,500 ♪ And no one wonders why ♪ 891 00:47:54,291 --> 00:47:57,583 [chuckles softly] You make it sound so beautiful. 892 00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:01,000 ♪ We look to you ♪ 893 00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:03,958 ♪ As strange as it seems ♪ 894 00:48:04,041 --> 00:48:06,250 ♪ When reality goes ♪ 895 00:48:06,333 --> 00:48:09,250 ♪ To scary new extremes ♪ 896 00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:12,333 ♪ So don't ever give up ♪ 897 00:48:12,416 --> 00:48:16,208 ♪ And this I guarantee ♪ 898 00:48:17,166 --> 00:48:22,500 ♪ Next time you think no one cares ♪ 899 00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:27,958 ♪ You can look ♪ 900 00:48:28,041 --> 00:48:34,208 ♪ To me ♪ 901 00:48:34,291 --> 00:48:35,583 [audience cheering] 902 00:48:49,708 --> 00:48:52,625 -That's a nice picture. -Oh, it's terrible. 903 00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:57,000 Look at the backdrop. Clouds? What, are we flying? 904 00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:58,166 It's sweet. 905 00:48:58,916 --> 00:49:00,000 Well… 906 00:49:00,875 --> 00:49:04,250 you know, she needed proof she was still part of the family, 907 00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:07,750 and nothing says family like a Sears family portrait. 908 00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:11,458 -Is there booze in this? -There sure is. 909 00:49:11,541 --> 00:49:14,500 -[coughs] When you said lemonade… -Well, it's Indiana lemonade. 910 00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:18,541 Okay, it's official. I love you. You're the cool grandmother I never had. 911 00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:23,041 Hey, let me ask you something. What happened with Emma? 912 00:49:24,166 --> 00:49:25,250 [sighs] 913 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:27,833 You're not a mother, so you can't know what it's like 914 00:49:27,916 --> 00:49:30,375 to see your own daughter give up her child. 915 00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:31,791 I'm sorry. 916 00:49:31,875 --> 00:49:36,000 When Emma came out, oh, they could not handle it. 917 00:49:39,041 --> 00:49:41,625 To bad parents and their broken progeny. 918 00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:45,708 Although Emma is fine. She's a strong kid. 919 00:49:45,791 --> 00:49:46,625 [Barry] Mmm. 920 00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:48,958 Oh, I wasn't talking about her. 921 00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:52,875 What? You got kicked out too? 922 00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:56,125 Well, I left before they could do that. 923 00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:02,708 [Emma] So the only nice dress I have is this. 924 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:03,666 Wow. 925 00:50:04,666 --> 00:50:08,375 Okay, I mean, yeah, yep, you could wear that to prom 926 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:09,583 or keep it lying around 927 00:50:09,666 --> 00:50:12,083 in case there's a remake of Little House on the Prairie. 928 00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:14,875 Okay. That's it. I like him. 929 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:17,458 Emma, please let me dress you for this prom. 930 00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:22,500 I don't know. This is all so crazy. What did you wear to your prom? 931 00:50:22,583 --> 00:50:25,916 Well, I was going to wear a silver tux, 932 00:50:26,541 --> 00:50:29,333 aqua accessories, the whole look. 933 00:50:29,416 --> 00:50:32,500 I waited outside, anxious to see my crush, 934 00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:35,333 but when I saw him with his date, I froze. 935 00:50:36,083 --> 00:50:37,416 I couldn't go in. 936 00:50:38,291 --> 00:50:40,291 I didn't have your courage. 937 00:50:41,291 --> 00:50:42,666 This isn't about me. 938 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,041 This is about you. 939 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:48,625 And I promise you are going to have the night of your life. 940 00:50:49,166 --> 00:50:50,500 What is your date wearing? 941 00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:52,750 I don't know. 942 00:50:54,333 --> 00:50:56,583 I've never been to her house before. 943 00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:58,916 Her mom doesn't know about us. 944 00:50:59,625 --> 00:51:01,083 How long have you been together? 945 00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:03,541 -A year and a half. -Oh, honey. 946 00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:07,250 But she's coming out tonight, big time. That's the plan. 947 00:51:09,208 --> 00:51:10,583 I'm really scared. 948 00:51:11,750 --> 00:51:13,166 Would you get over here? 949 00:51:13,916 --> 00:51:17,708 The point is you are brave. 950 00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:19,875 You made all this happen. 951 00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:23,041 When you walk into that gym tonight, you know what people are gonna see? 952 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:25,875 They're going to see the bravest person on the planet. 953 00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:29,625 This is so hard. Does every girl go through this? 954 00:51:29,708 --> 00:51:31,625 Yes, all across town, 955 00:51:31,708 --> 00:51:35,125 girls are spraying on their tans and whitening their teeth, 956 00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:38,791 trying to look their best for the prom, but they're wasting their time 957 00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:42,500 because they don't have the glow that you have right now. 958 00:51:43,916 --> 00:51:47,375 I trust you completely, and that's kind of scary too. 959 00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:50,041 Can we please go shop? Can we mall it? 960 00:51:50,791 --> 00:51:53,708 -Is that okay? -Yes, mall the hell out of it! 961 00:51:53,791 --> 00:51:55,333 -Let's go. -Okay! 962 00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:57,708 But get changed. This is disgusting. 963 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:05,708 ♪ I can tell you're feeling wary ♪ 964 00:52:05,791 --> 00:52:08,666 ♪ But you can count on Uncle Barry ♪ 965 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:12,750 ♪ He can turn this butchy duck Into a swan ♪ 966 00:52:14,708 --> 00:52:17,291 ♪ Your whole look could use a shake-up ♪ 967 00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:20,708 ♪ You can borrow all my makeup ♪ 968 00:52:20,791 --> 00:52:25,041 ♪ And the pair of Spanx I currently have on ♪ 969 00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:26,625 [Emma] I think I'll pass. 970 00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:29,750 ♪ Treat the whole world like your runway ♪ 971 00:52:29,833 --> 00:52:32,750 ♪ Make it fierce, but in a fun way ♪ 972 00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:37,333 ♪ Try to flip your hair like Cher And drag queens do ♪ 973 00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:41,916 ♪ And I don't mean to be rude, dear ♪ 974 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,208 ♪ But you could use some attitude, dear ♪ 975 00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:47,958 ♪ Let's show the school That tonight belongs ♪ 976 00:52:48,041 --> 00:52:51,208 ♪ To you ♪ 977 00:52:51,291 --> 00:52:54,291 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 978 00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:57,208 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 979 00:52:57,291 --> 00:53:02,625 ♪ So why not make some waves Before it's through? ♪ 980 00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:06,083 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 981 00:53:06,166 --> 00:53:09,291 ♪ It's time that you own it ♪ 982 00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:13,291 ♪ Let's make it clear That tonight belongs to you ♪ 983 00:53:13,375 --> 00:53:14,208 It fits! 984 00:53:14,916 --> 00:53:17,958 Now, whatever we choose, you've gotta remember to sell it. 985 00:53:18,041 --> 00:53:19,291 How do I do that? 986 00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:21,583 Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate. 987 00:53:22,375 --> 00:53:25,291 ♪ You might find this disconcerting ♪ 988 00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:28,208 ♪ But ole Barry's done some flirting ♪ 989 00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:32,333 ♪ Try to bat your eyes Smize each time you grin ♪ 990 00:53:34,166 --> 00:53:37,250 ♪ I can guess your whole agenda ♪ 991 00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:40,375 ♪ You be Elphie, I'm Galinda ♪ 992 00:53:40,458 --> 00:53:45,958 ♪ It's makeover time So why not just give in? ♪ 993 00:53:46,041 --> 00:53:46,875 Come on! 994 00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:49,750 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 995 00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:52,750 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 996 00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:58,458 ♪ So why not make some waves Before it's through? ♪ 997 00:53:58,541 --> 00:54:01,041 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 998 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:03,583 ♪ It's time that I own it! ♪ 999 00:54:03,666 --> 00:54:04,833 Yes, ma'am! 1000 00:54:04,916 --> 00:54:09,166 ♪ Let's make it clear That tonight belongs to you ♪ 1001 00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:10,250 What? 1002 00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:14,125 ♪ Belongs to me! ♪ 1003 00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:16,791 Oh, God, I can't believe this is finally happening. 1004 00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:19,458 I know. She almost ruined it for all of us. 1005 00:54:19,541 --> 00:54:21,666 Well, what goes around comes around. 1006 00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:24,541 -You look hot. -You look so hot. 1007 00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:28,916 ♪ Well, I hate to sound conceited ♪ 1008 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,666 ♪ But the boys get overheated ♪ 1009 00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:36,416 ♪ When I strike a pose or two like thus ♪ 1010 00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:41,541 ♪ And you have to hand it to me ♪ 1011 00:54:41,625 --> 00:54:44,875 ♪ I mean, even I would do me ♪ 1012 00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:47,791 ♪ Let's show the world tonight belongs ♪ 1013 00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:51,458 ♪ To us ♪ 1014 00:54:51,541 --> 00:54:53,750 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 1015 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,583 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 1016 00:54:57,583 --> 00:55:01,333 ♪ Excuse me while I state the obvious ♪ 1017 00:55:03,583 --> 00:55:06,083 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 1018 00:55:06,708 --> 00:55:09,416 ♪ It's time that we own it ♪ 1019 00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:13,708 ♪ And make it clear That tonight belongs to us ♪ 1020 00:55:16,666 --> 00:55:19,583 Alyssa, you look so beautiful. 1021 00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:22,291 You should always wear your hair like this. 1022 00:55:22,375 --> 00:55:23,708 -Mom. -Yeah? 1023 00:55:23,791 --> 00:55:26,125 I just want you to know what's gonna happen tonight. 1024 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:28,541 No. Can we not spoil this, please? 1025 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:32,416 I have worked so hard for tonight. I have a right to enjoy it too. 1026 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,416 You are going to have a wonderful prom like a normal girl. 1027 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:40,208 -I've made sure of that. -What is that supposed to mean? 1028 00:55:41,625 --> 00:55:44,333 ♪ I don't like When strangers get in my way ♪ 1029 00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:47,416 ♪ Or anyone who messes with the PTA ♪ 1030 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:49,833 ♪ Well, maybe that's just me ♪ 1031 00:55:49,916 --> 00:55:53,958 ♪ But trust me Fixing little problems is what I do ♪ 1032 00:55:54,041 --> 00:55:56,916 ♪ Now everyone is happy I promise you ♪ 1033 00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:02,166 ♪ And I would never Miss a night like this ♪ 1034 00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:03,500 ♪ Alyssa ♪ 1035 00:56:03,583 --> 00:56:06,375 ♪ You're my superstar ♪ 1036 00:56:06,458 --> 00:56:11,541 ♪ Now get your ass in the car ♪ 1037 00:56:12,416 --> 00:56:14,125 [upbeat dance music playing] 1038 00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:15,958 [crowd cheering] 1039 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:46,041 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 1040 00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:49,625 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 1041 00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:56,791 ♪ Excuse me while I state the obvious ♪ 1042 00:56:57,541 --> 00:57:01,291 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 1043 00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:04,375 ♪ It's time that we own it ♪ 1044 00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:09,000 ♪ And make it clear That tonight belongs to ♪ 1045 00:57:09,083 --> 00:57:12,750 ♪ Make it clear that tonight belongs to ♪ 1046 00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:19,000 ♪ Make it clear that tonight belongs ♪ 1047 00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:25,333 [Barry] Wait there. I'll get the door. Okay? Okay. 1048 00:57:25,416 --> 00:57:26,666 [Dee Dee squeals] 1049 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:28,958 -Are you ready? -We're ready. We can't wait. 1050 00:57:29,041 --> 00:57:32,166 -Here, hold this. I wanna get the picture. -Okay. here we go. 1051 00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:34,166 -[Sheldon] Wow. -[Dee Dee] Oh, my God! 1052 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:36,833 -[gasps] Look at you! -[Dee Dee squeals] 1053 00:57:36,916 --> 00:57:38,208 You look amazing! 1054 00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:40,291 [Emma] Are you sure it's not too girly? 1055 00:57:40,375 --> 00:57:44,625 Aw. No, it's just the right amount of girly. 1056 00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:47,041 -You did well. -Right? 1057 00:57:47,541 --> 00:57:48,625 Hey, where's your date? 1058 00:57:48,708 --> 00:57:52,166 We're meeting in the gym. She's still a little shy about all this. 1059 00:57:53,291 --> 00:57:55,791 Well, this is where we leave you. 1060 00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:57,833 -[Angie laughs] -Our work here is done. 1061 00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:01,541 You go. You have the time of your life. 1062 00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:04,208 Can you walk me in? I'm a little nervous. 1063 00:58:04,958 --> 00:58:08,041 Of course. Hey, hold on tight. 1064 00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:09,083 -Ready? -Yep. 1065 00:58:09,166 --> 00:58:11,166 -Clutch in this hand. -Oh, sorry! 1066 00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:12,083 Aw. 1067 00:58:12,625 --> 00:58:13,625 Come on. 1068 00:58:13,708 --> 00:58:15,916 -[Trent] Who wants punch? -[Angie] Only if it's spiked. 1069 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,500 The walk away. The cute little truck. 1070 00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:21,375 [camera shutter clicking] 1071 00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:31,166 -[Emma] We're doin' it! -[Barry] Go ahead. 1072 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,208 [Emma] What's going on? 1073 00:58:40,291 --> 00:58:42,125 I'm putting the pieces together. Gimme a sec. 1074 00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:45,083 -[Barry] What is happening? -[Emma] Where is everybody? 1075 00:58:45,166 --> 00:58:49,833 Something is really wrong. The whole parking lot is completely empty. 1076 00:58:49,916 --> 00:58:52,708 [Sheldon] God. What's the theme of this prom? Death row? 1077 00:58:52,791 --> 00:58:55,833 Mr. Hawkins, where are all the kids? I don't understand. 1078 00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:58,500 Mom, what's happening? Why aren't we at the gym? 1079 00:58:58,583 --> 00:59:02,416 At the last minute, there was a problem, so we had to change venues. 1080 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,375 No, Mom, what's going on? 1081 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:07,083 The courts told the PTA they had to hold an inclusive prom. 1082 00:59:07,166 --> 00:59:11,041 Don't worry. It's fine. We did what we were required to do. 1083 00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:12,500 There was some resistance. 1084 00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:17,583 So the parents met without my knowledge, and they've organized two proms. 1085 00:59:17,666 --> 00:59:20,333 One for the kids at the Elks Lodge in town. 1086 00:59:20,416 --> 00:59:22,750 And this one just for you. 1087 00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:25,541 -We gave her a prom. -You did what? 1088 00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:27,416 Wait, no, no. 1089 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:31,083 I got texts from kids at school. Everybody said it was here. 1090 00:59:31,166 --> 00:59:34,375 And they were lying to you. It was part of the plan. 1091 00:59:34,458 --> 00:59:36,666 -You lied to me. -Oh, yeah? Who's the liar? 1092 00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:40,125 We know about you and Emma, and trust me, we're doing you a favor. 1093 00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:43,458 No. 1094 00:59:43,541 --> 00:59:47,333 -Oh, my God. This is so cruel. -I'm gonna cry. 1095 00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:50,125 Okay, honey. Look at me. 1096 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:51,291 -Angie. -Yeah. 1097 00:59:51,375 --> 00:59:53,375 -I want to go home. -I know you do. 1098 00:59:53,458 --> 00:59:57,083 -This isn't happening. -And you got us, and this is awful. 1099 00:59:57,166 --> 00:59:59,125 -No, no. -Honey. 1100 01:00:02,916 --> 01:00:06,166 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 1101 01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:10,791 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 1102 01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:18,250 ♪ When people find A scapegoat to condemn ♪ 1103 01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:24,625 ♪ We went big, yet we've blown it ♪ 1104 01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:29,458 ♪ Well, I guess I should have known it ♪ 1105 01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:32,833 ♪ All along tonight ♪ 1106 01:00:32,916 --> 01:00:36,083 ♪ Belonged ♪ 1107 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:39,791 ♪ To them ♪ 1108 01:00:46,916 --> 01:00:48,625 [cell phone vibrating] 1109 01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:52,458 -Alyssa? -I swear I had no idea. 1110 01:00:52,541 --> 01:00:55,250 How could you not know? You were on the prom committee. 1111 01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:57,125 It was Shelby and Kaylee. 1112 01:00:57,208 --> 01:01:01,041 They figured out we were together and they made sure I didn't find out. 1113 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:03,625 -They didn't want me to tell you. -Then come meet me. 1114 01:01:04,625 --> 01:01:05,583 I can't. 1115 01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:07,458 Look, my mother's here. 1116 01:01:07,541 --> 01:01:11,000 [crying] Well, leave her. Tell her you're gay! 1117 01:01:11,083 --> 01:01:13,958 Tell her we're in love. That was the plan, wasn't it? 1118 01:01:14,791 --> 01:01:16,125 [shakily] I'm really sorry. 1119 01:01:17,833 --> 01:01:20,250 Have fun at the normal person's prom. 1120 01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:21,916 -Wait. Emma. -[call ends] 1121 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:23,458 Emma! 1122 01:01:23,541 --> 01:01:24,375 [sniffles] 1123 01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:31,833 Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. We are going to that prom, okay? 1124 01:01:31,916 --> 01:01:34,541 They can't stop us. We will march into that room-- 1125 01:01:34,625 --> 01:01:37,625 No! No, enough. 1126 01:01:38,458 --> 01:01:40,791 This is already the worst night of my life. 1127 01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:43,666 Please, just stop helping me. 1128 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:50,458 Emma! Emma! 1129 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:55,625 This is a complete disaster. 1130 01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:57,500 [Sheldon] This is a PR problem. 1131 01:01:57,583 --> 01:02:02,541 No, Sheldon. We had a PR problem back in New York. 1132 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:05,208 This was supposed to solve that. 1133 01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:07,250 But this… 1134 01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:10,541 This is heartbreaking. 1135 01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:14,833 This is why you came here? For publicity? 1136 01:02:23,916 --> 01:02:25,083 [sniffles] 1137 01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:32,833 [indistinct chatter] 1138 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,375 [Mrs. Greene] I have been asked to read a statement. 1139 01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:40,125 "What happened here was not the result of some elaborate plan 1140 01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:44,708 to humiliate this girl, as has been reported in the press." 1141 01:02:44,791 --> 01:02:48,375 "The James Madison High School Parent-Teacher Association 1142 01:02:48,458 --> 01:02:51,333 felt Emma would not be safe 1143 01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:54,750 if we allowed her to attend prom with the other students 1144 01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:57,166 because the uncomfortable truth 1145 01:02:57,250 --> 01:03:03,041 is there are people in our community who are offended by her life choices." 1146 01:03:04,166 --> 01:03:08,083 I can't even wrap my head around this. It's a nightmare. Oh, my God! 1147 01:03:09,416 --> 01:03:11,750 I wanna be the cockeyed optimist here 1148 01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:14,166 'cause I played Nellie Forbush in South Pacific. 1149 01:03:14,250 --> 01:03:16,458 It was a dinner theater production, but… 1150 01:03:16,541 --> 01:03:17,375 Ugh. 1151 01:03:19,041 --> 01:03:21,416 This is horrible. It really is. 1152 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,916 Thanks for hanging out with me these past couple of days. 1153 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,375 You've been a good friend. 1154 01:03:27,041 --> 01:03:31,291 -I have? -You have. You seem surprised. 1155 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:33,000 No, I just… 1156 01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:37,375 I'm a chorus girl. You know, I just… 1157 01:03:38,208 --> 01:03:39,041 [sighs] 1158 01:03:39,708 --> 01:03:43,041 No one ever thanks me. They don't even see me. 1159 01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:47,875 Spend my whole life trying to stay in the game, 1160 01:03:49,541 --> 01:03:51,375 and keep my day-drinking under control. 1161 01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:52,291 [snickers] 1162 01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:55,166 That's really nice. Thanks, kid. 1163 01:03:57,583 --> 01:04:01,375 Hey, you're going to get through this. I know it. 1164 01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:03,333 [inhales shakily] 1165 01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:08,125 I thought that when my parents rejected me and stopped loving me 1166 01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:10,291 that I would never feel any worse, you know? 1167 01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:11,833 Mmm-hmm. 1168 01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:13,416 And now this… 1169 01:04:15,250 --> 01:04:16,458 And I feel worse. 1170 01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:19,875 -Honey… -I've never felt so alone in my life. 1171 01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:23,208 But you're not alone. You're not. 1172 01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:25,041 You got me. Hmm? 1173 01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:29,666 And we are ride-or-die, and you do have friends. 1174 01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:31,708 Where are they? 1175 01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:39,291 -[Dee Dee] This is it. -[Trent] Yes. 1176 01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:40,750 -No. -Well, okay. 1177 01:04:43,791 --> 01:04:44,916 [knocking on door] 1178 01:04:45,875 --> 01:04:47,875 -[doorbell rings] -[knocking at door] 1179 01:04:47,958 --> 01:04:50,125 -Emma, can we come in? -Yes. 1180 01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:52,708 -We brought Häagen-Dazs. -[Trent] That's fancy ice cream. 1181 01:04:52,791 --> 01:04:55,666 I know what Häagen-Dazs is. Hand it over. 1182 01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:58,500 Emma, I know you said you didn't want us to help anymore, 1183 01:04:58,583 --> 01:05:02,291 but we cannot let them get away with this. We have got to fight back. 1184 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:04,583 Okay, I know everybody's really angry. 1185 01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:09,083 But I think we have to admit that we have made things worse. 1186 01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:13,666 I think the best thing we can do is disinfect our things and go back home. 1187 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:15,500 -No, we are not leaving. -No! 1188 01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:19,958 Dee Dee, we are gonna stay here, and we're going to turn this thing around. 1189 01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:22,250 -We gotta take back the press. -[Trent] Yes, how? 1190 01:05:22,333 --> 01:05:26,000 Emma, you've got to step up and be the face of this thing. 1191 01:05:26,083 --> 01:05:27,750 And that's going to get her a prom? 1192 01:05:27,833 --> 01:05:31,541 This is not about a prom anymore. This is about right and wrong. 1193 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:34,375 We need a national audience, prime time. 1194 01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:37,500 You want a big audience fast? We gotta use our ace in the hole. 1195 01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:41,125 -One call to Eddie Sharpe is all we need. -No. No. 1196 01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:42,416 -[Trent] Dee Dee! -He's right. 1197 01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:45,541 If I ask him for something, he will want something in return, 1198 01:05:45,625 --> 01:05:47,375 and what he will want is the Hamptons house. 1199 01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:48,958 He's been trying to get it for years. 1200 01:05:49,833 --> 01:05:53,541 Okay. Okay, fine. Look, Sheldon, you got to get that girl on TV. 1201 01:05:53,625 --> 01:05:55,000 -Okay. -Great. 1202 01:05:55,083 --> 01:05:57,000 No, not great. 1203 01:05:57,083 --> 01:06:00,333 I'm sorry, but there is no way I'm getting in front of a camera 1204 01:06:00,416 --> 01:06:03,375 and telling my story to millions of people. I can't do that. 1205 01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:07,500 -See? -Please. Please, just go. 1206 01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:11,875 -Emma, if you do nothing-- Okay. -Barry. Go. 1207 01:06:13,541 --> 01:06:17,166 -Okay, I get it. Okay. Okay. -[Angie] Go. Go, go, go. Go, go. 1208 01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:19,291 [whispering] I got this. I know what I'm doing. 1209 01:06:20,833 --> 01:06:22,041 Let me do my thing. 1210 01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:26,958 There must be a way to rid this community, and by extension, the nation, 1211 01:06:27,041 --> 01:06:28,500 of this cancer of intolerance. 1212 01:06:28,583 --> 01:06:30,875 What are you even doing here? What happened to Godspell? 1213 01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:34,333 Indianapolis was canceled, as was the naval base at Guantánamo Bay. 1214 01:06:34,416 --> 01:06:36,208 What I'm thinking I'm going to do is this. 1215 01:06:36,291 --> 01:06:39,541 Venture forth and seek out the young people and rap, 1216 01:06:39,625 --> 01:06:41,041 in a non-musical sense. 1217 01:06:49,583 --> 01:06:50,416 [Angie] Mmm. 1218 01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:56,750 Let's go get some more, huh? 1219 01:06:57,583 --> 01:06:58,833 Two spoons this time. 1220 01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:00,916 Come on. 1221 01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:06,166 [Angie] Gotta stop. [chuckling] 1222 01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:11,791 Before you lecture me or kick me to death with those crazy antelope legs of yours, 1223 01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:15,583 or whatever you're gonna do, I know I should do something. 1224 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:18,500 I just can't. 1225 01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:20,125 You gotta do this. 1226 01:07:20,208 --> 01:07:22,083 You gotta do it for all of us people 1227 01:07:22,166 --> 01:07:25,791 that are standing in the wings, waiting to go on. 1228 01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:29,500 -I'm too scared. -Hmm. 1229 01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:33,083 Let me tell you a story. 1230 01:07:34,083 --> 01:07:36,750 It's 1975 1231 01:07:36,833 --> 01:07:40,041 and the original company of Chicago is in previews, 1232 01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:43,041 and the worst flu in history hits the cast. 1233 01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:47,291 They're down to the third cover for the role of Roxie Hart 1234 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:50,291 and she's scared, just like you are. 1235 01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:56,666 And Fosse, who is a real ballbuster, is putting her through her paces 1236 01:07:56,750 --> 01:07:58,458 and she's petrified. 1237 01:07:58,541 --> 01:08:01,166 Worst of all, she's doing the routine like she's a robot. 1238 01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:07,625 So the Foss, he says, "Hey, kid. Snap out of it." 1239 01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:09,583 [jazz music playing] 1240 01:08:09,666 --> 01:08:11,875 "You got the steps." 1241 01:08:11,958 --> 01:08:14,250 "You've got the notes." 1242 01:08:15,416 --> 01:08:18,833 "Where's the zazz, baby?" 1243 01:08:20,208 --> 01:08:23,666 And even though she'd never heard that word before, 1244 01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:26,041 she knew immediately what it meant. 1245 01:08:26,125 --> 01:08:29,375 And she went out there and she found that spotlight, 1246 01:08:29,458 --> 01:08:32,250 and she crushed that performance so hard, 1247 01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:39,125 she had that whole audience standing on their feet screaming bloody murder! 1248 01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:40,041 [sighs] 1249 01:08:40,791 --> 01:08:42,250 And that girl was you! 1250 01:08:43,125 --> 01:08:44,125 What? 1251 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:46,375 How old do you think I am? 1252 01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:50,666 It was 1975! No. 1253 01:08:50,750 --> 01:08:56,541 The point is every Fosse girl knows that story. 1254 01:08:56,625 --> 01:09:00,625 It's all about finding your light. 1255 01:09:02,333 --> 01:09:07,416 ♪ When a challenge lies ahead And you are filled with dread and worry ♪ 1256 01:09:08,333 --> 01:09:09,750 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1257 01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:15,833 ♪ If your courage disappears What'll get your fears to scurry? ♪ 1258 01:09:16,458 --> 01:09:17,541 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1259 01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:21,916 ♪ Zazz is style plus confidence ♪ 1260 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:25,916 ♪ It may seem corny or kitsch ♪ 1261 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:29,458 ♪ But when scared or on the fence ♪ 1262 01:09:29,541 --> 01:09:33,000 ♪ You'll find that zazz Will soon make fear become your bitch ♪ 1263 01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:39,833 ♪ And if folks say you can't win What'll stop them in a hurry? ♪ 1264 01:09:40,666 --> 01:09:41,958 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1265 01:09:42,541 --> 01:09:49,416 ♪ There's no contest for a girl Who has some razzmatazz ♪ 1266 01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:53,833 ♪ So call their bluff And strut your stuff ♪ 1267 01:09:53,916 --> 01:09:57,666 ♪ Like no chick in this hick town has ♪ 1268 01:09:57,750 --> 01:10:00,791 ♪ Instead of giving up ♪ 1269 01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:05,333 ♪ Oh, give it some zazz ♪ 1270 01:10:05,416 --> 01:10:07,208 I just don't think I can do it. 1271 01:10:07,291 --> 01:10:10,208 The thought of getting up in front of all of those people. 1272 01:10:10,291 --> 01:10:12,041 Look at my hands, they're shaking. 1273 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:14,500 ♪ If your hands are shakin' ♪ 1274 01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:20,291 ♪ Just turn 'em into jazz hands ♪ 1275 01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,416 -Doesn't that feel better? -No. 1276 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:23,833 Try this. 1277 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:29,916 This is awkward. 1278 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,666 You don't understand the concept of zazz. 1279 01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:37,583 The zazz is not the moves. The zazz comes from within. 1280 01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:41,708 Do the moves and give it some zazz. 1281 01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:43,500 Close your eyes. 1282 01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:45,625 Think about Mrs. Greene. 1283 01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:48,541 Think about that fake prom. 1284 01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:53,708 Now think of finally doing something about it. 1285 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:59,833 -Oh, I'm seeing it! I'm seeing your zazz! -[chuckling] 1286 01:11:00,416 --> 01:11:02,083 Now, follow me! 1287 01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:06,875 ♪ Do like the brave and bossy do ♪ 1288 01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:09,791 ♪ And if they tear you apart ♪ 1289 01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:13,916 ♪ Ask what would Bob Fosse do? ♪ 1290 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:17,625 ♪ He'd make the people Have a step-ball-change of heart ♪ 1291 01:11:17,708 --> 01:11:19,166 ♪ Ball change! ♪ 1292 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:24,333 ♪ And if folks say you can't win What'll stop them in a hurry? ♪ 1293 01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:27,000 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1294 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:33,500 ♪ There's no contest for a girl Who has some razzmatazz ♪ 1295 01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:36,500 ♪ So call their bluff, bam! ♪ 1296 01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:38,541 ♪ And strut my stuff, bam! ♪ 1297 01:11:38,625 --> 01:11:42,166 ♪ Like no chick In this hick town has ♪ 1298 01:11:42,250 --> 01:11:45,166 ♪ Instead of giving up ♪ 1299 01:11:48,166 --> 01:11:50,041 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1300 01:11:51,083 --> 01:11:55,333 Now that you found your zazz, it's time to show it to the world. 1301 01:11:55,416 --> 01:11:57,833 -You think you know how? -Yeah! 1302 01:11:57,916 --> 01:11:59,833 [both laughing] 1303 01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:05,625 You've sort of been, you know, the woman in my life. 1304 01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:10,375 You've been the man in mine. 1305 01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:14,541 [man] And I was thinking this could be our last time… 1306 01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:15,958 We shouldn't be doing this. 1307 01:12:16,041 --> 01:12:20,458 Oh, it's rom-com Friday. Rom-com Friday is sacred. 1308 01:12:20,541 --> 01:12:21,791 We should be helping Emma. 1309 01:12:21,875 --> 01:12:25,458 -We gotta get her on TV. -Sheldon is on it. Come on. 1310 01:12:26,750 --> 01:12:29,458 -How does this work, anyway? -[Barry] It's infrared. 1311 01:12:29,541 --> 01:12:32,333 -It reduces inflammation. -[Dee Dee] Oh, good. 1312 01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:34,791 But you can't keep it on too long. It'll blow your face off. 1313 01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:36,416 What? 1314 01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:38,166 [both chuckling] 1315 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:44,708 ♪ Someday when I'm awfully low ♪ 1316 01:12:45,666 --> 01:12:47,875 ♪ And the world is cold… ♪ 1317 01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:49,541 Saw this movie with Eddie. 1318 01:12:52,625 --> 01:12:54,541 -It was our first date. -[Barry] Was it really? 1319 01:12:54,625 --> 01:12:56,083 -Yeah. -[Barry] Mmm. 1320 01:12:57,666 --> 01:13:01,416 Then he… took me out for dinner after. 1321 01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:04,875 Well, I took him out. [chuckles] 1322 01:13:04,958 --> 01:13:06,250 He didn't have any money. 1323 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:11,416 He was just starting out in comedy, and he didn't have the big show like now. 1324 01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:15,291 Fifteen years, he didn't have any money. 1325 01:13:16,250 --> 01:13:18,750 And I picked up the tab. I paid. 1326 01:13:20,666 --> 01:13:23,625 -[Barry] That was a bad move. -[Dee Dee] No kidding. I'm still paying. 1327 01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:27,250 [Dee Dee sighs] 1328 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:31,125 Can I make an observation? 1329 01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:36,333 [sighs] Is it a pleasant observation or is it an irritating one? 1330 01:13:36,416 --> 01:13:37,625 You're not over him. 1331 01:13:37,708 --> 01:13:39,500 No, don't say that. I am not… 1332 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:41,750 Trust me. I am… 1333 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:44,041 [chuckling] I am way over him. 1334 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:47,875 I'm just mad at myself, you know, I am so… 1335 01:13:48,583 --> 01:13:50,666 Why it took me so long to… 1336 01:13:51,958 --> 01:13:53,166 figure it out. 1337 01:13:53,958 --> 01:13:58,000 You know? I believed him. I believed him every single time. 1338 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,083 "I promise you, it's nothing." 1339 01:14:01,166 --> 01:14:03,916 "It's meaningless. She's nothing to me. It's over." 1340 01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:08,541 I finally got the message, you know. He didn't love me. [chuckles] 1341 01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:11,750 He didn't… 1342 01:14:12,666 --> 01:14:14,791 [chuckling] He didn't even like me. 1343 01:14:16,666 --> 01:14:18,041 But he liked the money. 1344 01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:21,625 Oh, yeah, so I got out. 1345 01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:24,375 I got out… 1346 01:14:25,541 --> 01:14:27,416 and I gave him half my money. 1347 01:14:28,750 --> 01:14:31,916 And now here we are, singing to trucks. 1348 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,000 -And he's got a hit TV show. -[audience cheering] 1349 01:14:34,083 --> 01:14:36,708 And I still owe him half my unemployment check. 1350 01:14:36,791 --> 01:14:38,791 [announcer on TV] It's Eddie Sharpe! 1351 01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:40,125 [Eddie] Whoa, hey! 1352 01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:43,291 Welcome, everybody! What's today's words of wisdom? 1353 01:14:43,375 --> 01:14:45,875 [Eddie and audience] Never sign a prenup! 1354 01:14:45,958 --> 01:14:47,666 [all laughing through TV] 1355 01:14:50,708 --> 01:14:53,291 And you know what the worst part is? 1356 01:14:55,083 --> 01:14:56,000 I shut down. 1357 01:14:58,208 --> 01:15:03,250 He took my little, delicate blueberry heart, 1358 01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:05,916 and he just… squished it. 1359 01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:08,500 [Dee Dee sniffles] 1360 01:15:10,541 --> 01:15:13,375 -What? -Here's what you're gonna do, okay? 1361 01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:18,041 You're gonna wear something heart-stopping, like that yellow cape 1362 01:15:18,125 --> 01:15:19,750 and those cute little boots. 1363 01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:21,583 And you are gonna march down 1364 01:15:21,666 --> 01:15:25,583 to that principal's office like a bad, bad girl. 1365 01:15:25,666 --> 01:15:27,333 [chuckling] Tom? 1366 01:15:27,416 --> 01:15:29,791 -Tom is a fan. Friend. -[Barry] Hmm? 1367 01:15:29,875 --> 01:15:31,041 Well… 1368 01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:33,375 he likes you. 1369 01:15:34,541 --> 01:15:36,250 As a fan. Friend. 1370 01:15:37,541 --> 01:15:40,083 I don't know. Not even that much anymore. 1371 01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:42,583 Okay, let's cut the crap. I would kill, kill, 1372 01:15:42,666 --> 01:15:45,416 to have a guy look at me the way that he looks at you. 1373 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,500 Stop it. 1374 01:15:48,416 --> 01:15:52,666 You're just… You're poking my heart with your finger. 1375 01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:56,416 Your still-beating, delicate little blueberry heart? 1376 01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:05,916 Do you think he really, really likes me? 1377 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,083 Oh, my God, yes! 1378 01:16:08,083 --> 01:16:09,416 Barry! [kisses] 1379 01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:11,125 [laughing] 1380 01:16:11,208 --> 01:16:14,166 -I love you! I love you! -I love you! I love you! 1381 01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:16,541 You're just such a great… everything. 1382 01:16:16,625 --> 01:16:18,333 [laughing] 1383 01:16:19,125 --> 01:16:21,083 [Dee Dee] Okay, no, no, no. Okay. 1384 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,083 This, the master stroke, your idea. 1385 01:16:24,166 --> 01:16:26,625 -And the boots? -And the little cute boots. 1386 01:16:26,708 --> 01:16:27,666 [chuckling] 1387 01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:29,833 This is it. 1388 01:16:31,708 --> 01:16:32,708 Oh! 1389 01:16:33,541 --> 01:16:35,458 That is good. 1390 01:16:39,833 --> 01:16:41,875 Mmm, now… 1391 01:16:42,833 --> 01:16:43,666 you. 1392 01:16:46,458 --> 01:16:48,791 I've been thinking about you since we got here. 1393 01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:51,791 Oh, God. I knew this was gonna somehow turn around to me. 1394 01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:57,250 And I think it's time somebody poked that gay little heart of yours. 1395 01:16:57,333 --> 01:16:59,250 Are we doing this? Fine. Uh… 1396 01:16:59,333 --> 01:17:02,666 Do I only go for 10s when I know I'm a 6.2? Yes and-- 1397 01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:06,083 Your parents. You're from Ohio, right? 1398 01:17:06,166 --> 01:17:07,416 So? 1399 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:09,666 We're in Indiana. 1400 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:13,500 -Ohio, Indiana, they're close. -I can see where you're driving this. 1401 01:17:13,583 --> 01:17:15,958 You have two living parents 1402 01:17:16,041 --> 01:17:19,291 that you'll never be nearer to than you are right now. 1403 01:17:19,375 --> 01:17:22,166 -I think you should call them. -No. 1404 01:17:23,041 --> 01:17:24,416 They threw me away. 1405 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:26,750 Well, did they really? 1406 01:17:26,833 --> 01:17:28,250 I told them that I was gay, 1407 01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:32,166 and they said that they would take me to therapy to change myself completely. 1408 01:17:34,208 --> 01:17:37,875 Let your parents see who you are before it's too late. 1409 01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:41,708 If you don't… 1410 01:17:42,750 --> 01:17:43,750 you'll regret it. 1411 01:17:45,875 --> 01:17:48,250 I'm not the one who should have regrets. 1412 01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:51,875 [voice breaking] I was the kid. 1413 01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:54,208 I was the kid! 1414 01:17:56,375 --> 01:17:57,958 [crying] I was 16. 1415 01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:03,458 Sixteen years old. I was terrified. 1416 01:18:03,541 --> 01:18:05,000 Terrified! 1417 01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:11,166 And I needed one thing from them and they couldn't give it to me. 1418 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,125 So don't you… 1419 01:18:13,708 --> 01:18:14,791 [sobbing] 1420 01:18:30,291 --> 01:18:31,875 [school bell ringing] 1421 01:18:33,666 --> 01:18:35,458 [woman over PA] Would the following students 1422 01:18:35,541 --> 01:18:37,583 please report to after-school detention? 1423 01:18:38,458 --> 01:18:39,416 Harlan Doolittle… 1424 01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:40,333 Hi. 1425 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:42,875 …Olivia Blanc, Frances Doolittle. Thank you. 1426 01:18:43,958 --> 01:18:45,875 [Principal Hawkins] Well, they each had a bite. 1427 01:18:45,958 --> 01:18:48,791 -Ooh, what'd you do? -[Principal Hawkins] Yeah, a big bite. 1428 01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:50,875 I appreciate it. Bye-bye. 1429 01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:53,583 [Dee Dee chuckles softly] 1430 01:18:54,166 --> 01:18:56,083 Am I interrupting something? 1431 01:18:56,166 --> 01:18:58,041 I was just doing some research, 1432 01:18:58,125 --> 01:19:01,333 trying to figure out if urinal cakes are poisonous. 1433 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,125 -Uh, how can I help you? -[chuckles softly] 1434 01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:09,750 Well, I've just been wandering around town all day. 1435 01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:11,250 [chuckles] 1436 01:19:11,833 --> 01:19:15,125 I've seen the… sight. [chuckles softly] 1437 01:19:15,708 --> 01:19:16,708 And, um… 1438 01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:23,125 Bottom line is I just thought you might want to take me to dinner 1439 01:19:23,208 --> 01:19:26,041 and worship me again. [chuckles] 1440 01:19:26,125 --> 01:19:27,750 No, I would not like to do that. 1441 01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:30,291 Now if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do. 1442 01:19:30,375 --> 01:19:33,625 Okay, what's going on here? Why is everybody always so mad at me? 1443 01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:37,583 Well, speaking for myself, it's because you're an opportunist. 1444 01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:40,583 You came here for publicity. You're a terrible person. 1445 01:19:40,666 --> 01:19:43,041 No, no. Nobody gets to talk to me that way. Nobody! 1446 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,000 You know, meeting you in person has been colossally disappointing. 1447 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:48,208 [scoffs] 1448 01:19:48,291 --> 01:19:50,083 I wanted you to be Dolores. 1449 01:19:50,166 --> 01:19:51,833 Who the hell is Dolores? 1450 01:19:51,916 --> 01:19:53,708 From Swallow the Moon. 1451 01:19:53,791 --> 01:19:54,750 [audience applauding] 1452 01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:58,541 [Principal Hawkins] She was joyful. She was full of courage and hope. 1453 01:19:58,625 --> 01:20:01,625 -Okay, but she was fictional. -But you made her real. 1454 01:20:03,250 --> 01:20:05,833 When you sang "The Lady's Improving" to Troy Gibson, 1455 01:20:05,916 --> 01:20:09,125 you were admitting you weren't perfect and you knew you could be better, 1456 01:20:09,208 --> 01:20:11,875 and that's why he didn't fire you from the circus act. 1457 01:20:13,333 --> 01:20:15,791 Such humility and dignity. 1458 01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:18,916 -That's who I thought you were. -Well, I'm not. 1459 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:21,541 I'm not Dolores. 1460 01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:28,041 I'm just a really, really, really good actress. And you… 1461 01:20:28,666 --> 01:20:30,916 You're just some hick town high school teacher 1462 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,541 who can't even tell the difference between fantasy and reality. 1463 01:20:34,625 --> 01:20:36,500 -Are we done? -Oh, yeah, we're done. 1464 01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:43,625 [sighs] 1465 01:20:47,791 --> 01:20:52,583 ♪ The lady's improving ♪ 1466 01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:57,000 ♪ So don't give up hope ♪ 1467 01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:04,625 ♪ You ask, "Is she perfect?" ♪ 1468 01:21:04,708 --> 01:21:09,166 ♪ My answer is nope ♪ 1469 01:21:09,250 --> 01:21:11,625 -I know what you're doing. -[chuckles] 1470 01:21:12,750 --> 01:21:16,208 ♪ Her range needs expanding ♪ 1471 01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:19,541 ♪ Her edges need sanding ♪ 1472 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:25,458 ♪ But she can become a sure bet ♪ 1473 01:21:25,541 --> 01:21:27,333 ♪ So I'm begging you, sir ♪ 1474 01:21:27,416 --> 01:21:30,791 ♪ Don't give up on her yet ♪ 1475 01:21:30,875 --> 01:21:32,541 You're trying to appeal to the fan in me. 1476 01:21:32,625 --> 01:21:34,125 It won't work. I'm not a fan anymore. 1477 01:21:34,208 --> 01:21:39,250 ♪ The lady's improving So much that she gloats ♪ 1478 01:21:40,083 --> 01:21:42,583 ♪ I know you've got standards ♪ 1479 01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:45,250 ♪ Feel free to give notes ♪ 1480 01:21:45,333 --> 01:21:51,916 ♪ There isn't an issue And that's why I wish you could see ♪ 1481 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:56,625 ♪ There's no reason to fret ♪ 1482 01:21:56,708 --> 01:21:58,083 ♪ So I'm begging you, sir ♪ 1483 01:21:58,166 --> 01:22:01,208 ♪ Don't give up on her yet ♪ 1484 01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:03,791 Seriously, Dee Dee, this is unsettling. 1485 01:22:03,875 --> 01:22:06,583 It's like having a fantasy I don't want to have. 1486 01:22:06,666 --> 01:22:11,875 ♪ Everybody thinks that I've got Some kinks that I'll never work out ♪ 1487 01:22:11,958 --> 01:22:17,625 ♪ Even you're inclined To think I'm unrefined ♪ 1488 01:22:17,708 --> 01:22:20,083 ♪ But I promise with some time ♪ 1489 01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:23,083 ♪ That my aptitude will climb ♪ 1490 01:22:23,166 --> 01:22:30,125 ♪ And you'll leave your doubts And disbeliefs behind ♪ 1491 01:22:31,708 --> 01:22:35,791 ♪ The lady's improving Removing all doubt ♪ 1492 01:22:35,875 --> 01:22:37,208 -[boy 1 whistles] -Hey! 1493 01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:42,666 ♪ She has hidden charms That are sure to come out ♪ 1494 01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:47,125 ♪ You're bound to discover This book's not her cover ♪ 1495 01:22:47,208 --> 01:22:48,250 I need you to stop. 1496 01:22:48,333 --> 01:22:53,708 ♪ So don't make a move you'll regret ♪ 1497 01:22:53,791 --> 01:22:56,458 ♪ So I'm begging you, sir ♪ 1498 01:22:56,541 --> 01:22:59,375 ♪ No reneging on her ♪ 1499 01:22:59,458 --> 01:23:06,416 ♪ Don't give up on her ♪ 1500 01:23:08,916 --> 01:23:15,833 ♪ Yet! ♪ 1501 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,000 [panting] 1502 01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:22,500 Okay, I admit that got to me. 1503 01:23:22,583 --> 01:23:24,000 [squealing] 1504 01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:26,041 See? See? 1505 01:23:26,125 --> 01:23:31,125 I'm not a total lost cause. That was a totally selfless act. 1506 01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:34,166 I mean, people would pay premium prices for that performance. 1507 01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:36,750 [sighs] All right, you guys are dismissed. 1508 01:23:36,833 --> 01:23:40,958 Dee Dee, not charging for an apology is not a selfless act. 1509 01:23:42,083 --> 01:23:43,083 What the hell? 1510 01:23:43,166 --> 01:23:47,125 If you want people to like you instead of hate you, you have to be good. 1511 01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:51,291 A good person. You have to put other people's interests before your own. 1512 01:23:52,208 --> 01:23:55,375 [scoffs] You don't understand. I am a celebrity. 1513 01:23:55,458 --> 01:23:58,958 It is all about me. It has been for decades. [chuckling] 1514 01:23:59,833 --> 01:24:03,833 That's the point of celebrity. So I have to be reprogrammed. 1515 01:24:03,916 --> 01:24:07,583 I have to unlearn things like shoving and taking. 1516 01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:08,750 -You know… -Yes. 1517 01:24:08,833 --> 01:24:11,000 I need help with that. I need a… 1518 01:24:12,458 --> 01:24:13,458 teacher. 1519 01:24:17,750 --> 01:24:18,750 Please. 1520 01:24:19,708 --> 01:24:20,750 [sighs] 1521 01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:28,625 Let's go someplace and talk about how to be good human beings. 1522 01:24:28,708 --> 01:24:29,541 [chuckles] 1523 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:31,666 Apples & Bees? 1524 01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:52,166 Hi. 1525 01:24:53,041 --> 01:24:55,333 Thanks for meeting me. I was afraid you wouldn't come-- 1526 01:24:55,416 --> 01:24:56,250 What do you want? 1527 01:24:56,333 --> 01:24:59,291 -I'm sorry about what happened. -Were you in on it? 1528 01:24:59,375 --> 01:25:01,708 Emma! You know me. 1529 01:25:01,833 --> 01:25:02,750 Do I? 1530 01:25:03,916 --> 01:25:05,250 What is this? 1531 01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:07,500 What are we? 1532 01:25:07,583 --> 01:25:09,583 -No, you know what we are. -No, I don't. 1533 01:25:11,083 --> 01:25:12,625 Do you know what it was like 1534 01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:15,541 standing there in that stupid dress alone in the gym, 1535 01:25:16,333 --> 01:25:19,625 knowing that people got together and planned the best way to hurt me? 1536 01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:22,458 -That must've been awful. -It was. 1537 01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,000 But the worst part… 1538 01:25:27,083 --> 01:25:32,208 The worst part was that you didn't come even though you knew what happened. 1539 01:25:32,291 --> 01:25:36,750 You didn't come and try and hold my hand or take me out of there. 1540 01:25:36,833 --> 01:25:38,416 -I couldn't, okay? -Why? 1541 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:40,791 You know what my mother is like. 1542 01:25:40,875 --> 01:25:43,458 She's a complete and total control freak. 1543 01:25:43,541 --> 01:25:45,833 ♪ The hair has to be perfect ♪ 1544 01:25:45,916 --> 01:25:48,041 ♪ The A's have to be straight ♪ 1545 01:25:48,125 --> 01:25:52,541 ♪ You have to join the debate club On that there's no debate ♪ 1546 01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:57,291 ♪ You'll have Bible camp each summer To keep you pure and clean ♪ 1547 01:25:57,375 --> 01:26:02,500 ♪ Endless rules apply When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1548 01:26:02,583 --> 01:26:06,916 ♪ Trophies have to be first place Ribbons have to be blue ♪ 1549 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:11,458 ♪ There's always some competition Or hoops for jumping through ♪ 1550 01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:15,958 ♪ Your mom's made sacrifices So win homecoming queen ♪ 1551 01:26:16,041 --> 01:26:22,625 ♪ 'Cause it's do-or-die When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1552 01:26:23,375 --> 01:26:28,208 ♪ And you wish there was a world Where you were simply free to live ♪ 1553 01:26:28,291 --> 01:26:32,791 ♪ And when people criticize you You had no more shits to give ♪ 1554 01:26:32,875 --> 01:26:35,083 ♪ And in this other lifetime ♪ 1555 01:26:35,166 --> 01:26:39,291 ♪ When you tell yourself "be brave" You won't cave ♪ 1556 01:26:39,375 --> 01:26:43,500 ♪ That's the one thing I truly crave ♪ 1557 01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:51,541 ♪ But your feelings have to be phony Your weight has to be tracked ♪ 1558 01:26:51,625 --> 01:26:56,000 ♪ If you don't like shaking pom-poms You'd better learn to act ♪ 1559 01:26:56,083 --> 01:27:00,708 ♪ Just have everything perfected By the time you reach 18 ♪ 1560 01:27:00,791 --> 01:27:06,625 ♪ Don't ask how or why When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1561 01:27:08,708 --> 01:27:13,625 ♪ Improve all of your strong points And hide things that you lack ♪ 1562 01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:20,083 ♪ 'Cause Mom's convinced if you're perfect Your father might come back ♪ 1563 01:27:21,791 --> 01:27:23,458 ♪ You're not yourself ♪ 1564 01:27:23,541 --> 01:27:27,500 ♪ You're not what she wants You're someone in between ♪ 1565 01:27:27,583 --> 01:27:33,000 ♪ Your whole life's a lie When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1566 01:27:38,791 --> 01:27:40,916 I'm gonna go public and tell my story. 1567 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,791 -Will you do it with me? -I want to. I-- 1568 01:27:44,875 --> 01:27:48,958 Yeah, wanting to isn't enough. 1569 01:27:50,958 --> 01:27:53,125 I believe you have feelings for me. 1570 01:27:54,416 --> 01:27:58,416 But I can't do this anymore. It hurts too much. 1571 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:00,291 Are you breaking up with me? 1572 01:28:01,083 --> 01:28:02,791 I guess I am, yeah. 1573 01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:06,083 Bye. 1574 01:28:08,625 --> 01:28:10,291 ♪ You're not yourself ♪ 1575 01:28:10,375 --> 01:28:15,416 ♪ You're not what she wants You're someone in between ♪ 1576 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:27,875 I saw it on CNN. They said that Edgewater, Indiana overflows with bigotry. 1577 01:28:27,958 --> 01:28:29,875 Hey, look. It's that guy from Talk to the Hand. 1578 01:28:29,958 --> 01:28:35,208 Hey, guys. I was just taking a walk, enjoying the sweet scent of Americana. 1579 01:28:35,291 --> 01:28:36,458 We're not interested. 1580 01:28:36,541 --> 01:28:40,208 I feel like there's an ideological divide between us, 1581 01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:44,208 but if we got to know each other, we could bridge it, right? 1582 01:28:44,291 --> 01:28:45,958 So I'll start. 1583 01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:49,458 I'm Trent. I'm an actor. 1584 01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:54,166 My instrument was forged in the fiery furnace that is Juilliard. 1585 01:28:54,250 --> 01:28:57,166 I'm sure your drama teachers told you about that institution. 1586 01:28:57,250 --> 01:29:01,000 -We don't have a drama program. -Explains your general lack of empathy. 1587 01:29:01,083 --> 01:29:02,041 Let's start with you. 1588 01:29:02,125 --> 01:29:04,083 -[Kaylee] Me? -Yes. Why do you hate gay people? 1589 01:29:04,166 --> 01:29:07,875 -Hey, I'm a good person, right, Shelby? -Yeah. Yeah, we all are. 1590 01:29:07,958 --> 01:29:09,916 -[girl] We go to church. -Yeah, we're Christian. 1591 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:14,833 Well, I'm sure there are a lot of rules in the Bible that you break every day. 1592 01:29:14,916 --> 01:29:16,291 Well, that's different. 1593 01:29:19,375 --> 01:29:20,625 Is it? 1594 01:29:20,708 --> 01:29:24,583 You can't cherry-pick the Bible, choosing which parts you want to believe. 1595 01:29:24,666 --> 01:29:26,250 [Kaylee] We don't do that. 1596 01:29:26,333 --> 01:29:27,958 Uh, you don't? 1597 01:29:28,041 --> 01:29:30,250 -[gospel music playing] -Then what's this? 1598 01:29:31,791 --> 01:29:34,458 ♪ Kaylee has a small tattoo ♪ 1599 01:29:35,708 --> 01:29:39,083 ♪ That tattoo would be taboo ♪ 1600 01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:42,833 ♪ Kaylee, guess what waits for you ♪ 1601 01:29:42,916 --> 01:29:43,875 [Kaylee] What? 1602 01:29:43,958 --> 01:29:46,750 ♪ An eternity in the fiery pits of hell ♪ 1603 01:29:46,833 --> 01:29:47,666 Hey! 1604 01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:50,750 ♪ Shelby, you seem sweet to me ♪ 1605 01:29:51,833 --> 01:29:55,458 ♪ But if it has come to be ♪ 1606 01:29:56,041 --> 01:29:59,166 ♪ You've lost your virginity ♪ 1607 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:03,000 ♪ We'll be stoning you And your family as well ♪ 1608 01:30:03,083 --> 01:30:03,916 [Shelby] What? 1609 01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:07,875 ♪ Or we could use Some common sense instead ♪ 1610 01:30:07,958 --> 01:30:11,958 ♪ When you're lost It always helps recalling ♪ 1611 01:30:12,041 --> 01:30:14,958 ♪ Those immortal words that Jesus said ♪ 1612 01:30:15,041 --> 01:30:15,875 [Kaylee] Really? 1613 01:30:15,958 --> 01:30:20,083 ♪ There's one rule that trumps them all ♪ 1614 01:30:20,166 --> 01:30:21,875 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1615 01:30:21,958 --> 01:30:24,000 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1616 01:30:24,083 --> 01:30:28,000 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1617 01:30:28,083 --> 01:30:30,208 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1618 01:30:30,291 --> 01:30:32,208 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1619 01:30:32,291 --> 01:30:35,875 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1620 01:30:36,458 --> 01:30:40,416 -You know, you kind of make sense. -What are you talking about? 1621 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:44,333 Oh, come on. You guys don't even feel, like, slightly bad for Emma? 1622 01:30:44,416 --> 01:30:47,416 -I mean, you guys used to hang out. -That was before she turned gay. 1623 01:30:47,500 --> 01:30:48,833 Maybe she was always gay. 1624 01:30:48,916 --> 01:30:52,333 Exactly, because that's the way God made her, Shelby. 1625 01:30:52,416 --> 01:30:53,750 -Come on. What? -Whatever. 1626 01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:56,916 -Hey! It's the Godspell kids! -Hey, Trent. What's going on? 1627 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,750 -[Trent] You guys'll back me up. -With what? 1628 01:30:58,833 --> 01:31:02,250 He's just trying to confuse us. Because my stepdad always says-- 1629 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:03,208 [all gasp] 1630 01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:06,333 Stepdad? Do you mean your parents are divorced? 1631 01:31:07,375 --> 01:31:08,833 Yeah, and? 1632 01:31:08,916 --> 01:31:11,125 Well, divorce is a big no-no. 1633 01:31:12,125 --> 01:31:16,458 ♪ Not to oversimplify ♪ 1634 01:31:16,541 --> 01:31:20,416 ♪ But the scripture does imply ♪ 1635 01:31:20,500 --> 01:31:23,625 ♪ That your mom will have to die ♪ 1636 01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:28,500 ♪ How's tomorrow If she's not got any plans? ♪ 1637 01:31:28,583 --> 01:31:31,541 ♪ There's no way to separate ♪ 1638 01:31:32,666 --> 01:31:35,958 ♪ Which rules you can violate ♪ 1639 01:31:36,583 --> 01:31:40,333 ♪ Let's hope you don't masturbate ♪ 1640 01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:43,375 ♪ 'Cause the scripture says We'll have to cut off your… ♪ 1641 01:31:43,458 --> 01:31:44,291 ♪ Hands ♪ 1642 01:31:44,375 --> 01:31:48,583 ♪ Or we could use Some common sense instead ♪ 1643 01:31:48,666 --> 01:31:52,458 ♪ When you're lost It always helps recalling ♪ 1644 01:31:52,541 --> 01:31:56,708 ♪ Those immortal words that Jesus said ♪ 1645 01:31:56,791 --> 01:32:00,375 ♪ There's one rule that trumps them all ♪ 1646 01:32:00,458 --> 01:32:04,666 ♪ Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1647 01:32:04,750 --> 01:32:09,041 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1648 01:32:09,125 --> 01:32:12,958 ♪ Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1649 01:32:13,041 --> 01:32:16,500 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1650 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,291 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1651 01:32:18,375 --> 01:32:19,708 Yes! 1652 01:32:20,833 --> 01:32:24,625 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1653 01:32:24,708 --> 01:32:28,291 -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1654 01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:30,458 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1655 01:32:30,541 --> 01:32:33,125 ♪ Trumps them all! ♪ 1656 01:32:36,666 --> 01:32:37,583 Oh! 1657 01:32:39,208 --> 01:32:41,083 [crowd exclaiming] 1658 01:32:55,625 --> 01:32:59,000 ♪ Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1659 01:32:59,083 --> 01:33:02,916 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1660 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:08,583 ♪ Love thy neighbor Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1661 01:33:08,666 --> 01:33:15,583 -♪ Trumps them all ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1662 01:33:16,083 --> 01:33:17,750 ♪ Hear the call ♪ 1663 01:33:17,833 --> 01:33:21,291 ♪ Time to make some better choices Drop the hate and raise your voices ♪ 1664 01:33:21,375 --> 01:33:24,416 ♪ Love thy neighbor Is the one that trumps 'em all ♪ 1665 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:27,375 -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1666 01:33:27,458 --> 01:33:31,791 ♪ Jesus, take the wheel and steer it If you feel the Holy Spirit ♪ 1667 01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:35,291 ♪ Come on, kids, and let me hear it What? ♪ 1668 01:33:35,375 --> 01:33:37,291 -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ -♪ All right now! ♪ 1669 01:33:37,375 --> 01:33:39,000 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1670 01:33:39,083 --> 01:33:42,291 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them ♪ 1671 01:33:42,375 --> 01:33:47,458 -♪ All! ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1672 01:33:47,541 --> 01:33:50,125 -♪ Trumps them all! ♪ -[all cheer] 1673 01:33:50,208 --> 01:33:51,375 [elevator dings] 1674 01:33:51,875 --> 01:33:53,541 -[Dee Dee chuckles] -Please. 1675 01:33:55,833 --> 01:33:58,083 [Dee Dee and Principal Hawkins chuckling] 1676 01:33:58,166 --> 01:33:59,750 -[Principal Hawkins] Hi, everyone. -Hi! 1677 01:33:59,833 --> 01:34:01,833 It's okay, it's okay. He knows what we're up to. 1678 01:34:01,916 --> 01:34:04,750 And I'm on board, as long as Emma's comfortable with it. 1679 01:34:04,833 --> 01:34:08,000 Well, she's outta luck, 'cause we got nothin'. 1680 01:34:08,083 --> 01:34:11,166 Uh, it's not over yet. Dee Dee. 1681 01:34:11,250 --> 01:34:14,625 -I have arranged a TV appearance for her… -[Angie] Mmm! 1682 01:34:14,708 --> 01:34:16,708 -…on Eddie Sharpe. -[gasps] 1683 01:34:16,791 --> 01:34:19,791 She's booked for tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m. 1684 01:34:19,875 --> 01:34:21,750 Not the house in the Hamptons. 1685 01:34:21,833 --> 01:34:23,291 [inhales sharply] Yes. 1686 01:34:23,375 --> 01:34:25,375 -[line ringing] -[Dee Dee exhales] 1687 01:34:25,458 --> 01:34:30,708 Hello, Eddie, it's Dee Dee, your brutalized ex-wife. 1688 01:34:30,791 --> 01:34:33,416 But I'm calling on another matter entirely. 1689 01:34:34,083 --> 01:34:35,083 What I did… 1690 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:40,375 was I put her interest ahead of my own. 1691 01:34:40,458 --> 01:34:44,541 -[Principal Hawkins] Mmm-hmm. -I expect nothing in return. 1692 01:34:44,625 --> 01:34:49,875 I have no agenda other than to ease someone else's burden. 1693 01:34:49,958 --> 01:34:54,083 Oh, Dee Dee, that is incredibly generous of you! 1694 01:34:54,166 --> 01:34:55,041 I know! [laughing] 1695 01:34:55,125 --> 01:34:57,833 Hang on. What kind of audience are we talking about here? 1696 01:34:57,916 --> 01:35:02,208 I mean, Eddie Sharpe on a weekday? Fifteen, sixteen million! 1697 01:35:02,291 --> 01:35:05,541 -Dee Dee! You saved the day! -Yeah, I did. 1698 01:35:05,625 --> 01:35:07,208 [all laughing] 1699 01:35:07,291 --> 01:35:11,166 -I love giving back. It's my new thing. -[Principal Hawkins] There you go! 1700 01:35:11,250 --> 01:35:12,833 -Emma! -Hi. 1701 01:35:12,916 --> 01:35:14,666 Emma! You wait until you hear the news. 1702 01:35:14,750 --> 01:35:18,458 Dee Dee has got you booked on Eddie Sharpe tomorrow at 8:00 1703 01:35:18,541 --> 01:35:21,291 with an audience of 16 million people! 1704 01:35:21,375 --> 01:35:24,125 Wow! That's amazing. Thank you. 1705 01:35:24,208 --> 01:35:26,500 Oh, I'm just… I'm so happy to be able to help. 1706 01:35:26,583 --> 01:35:29,083 And I'm gonna take a stand. 1707 01:35:29,166 --> 01:35:33,208 And I want to thank you all because without your love and support, 1708 01:35:33,291 --> 01:35:35,083 I never would have found the courage. 1709 01:35:35,166 --> 01:35:39,416 But, um, the reason I came was to tell you that… 1710 01:35:40,916 --> 01:35:42,458 I'm going to do it my way. 1711 01:35:44,083 --> 01:35:45,750 I'm not going on TV. 1712 01:35:46,375 --> 01:35:47,416 [Dee Dee inhales] 1713 01:35:51,666 --> 01:35:53,750 -You owe me a house! -[Barry] Oh, my God. 1714 01:35:53,833 --> 01:35:55,541 -You owe me a house! -[Barry] Go, go! 1715 01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:57,458 -[Emma] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. -Run! Run! 1716 01:35:57,541 --> 01:36:01,458 She owes me a house! She owes me my house! 1717 01:36:01,541 --> 01:36:04,666 I need my house. [continues shouting] 1718 01:36:04,750 --> 01:36:06,666 She's a very passionate woman. 1719 01:36:07,708 --> 01:36:09,583 [Emma] So here's what's gonna happen. 1720 01:36:09,666 --> 01:36:12,916 I'm gonna do my thing, and in the end, 1721 01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:17,875 there will be a kick-ass prom in Edgewater, Indiana, for everybody, 1722 01:36:18,375 --> 01:36:20,375 regardless of who they happen to love. 1723 01:36:21,166 --> 01:36:22,041 I know it. 1724 01:36:22,125 --> 01:36:24,875 That… That would be wonderful. 1725 01:36:24,958 --> 01:36:29,958 And when that happens, I want you to be my date. 1726 01:36:32,708 --> 01:36:33,833 Wait, but what about… 1727 01:36:34,625 --> 01:36:35,875 We broke up. 1728 01:36:37,708 --> 01:36:39,083 Just say yes. 1729 01:36:39,166 --> 01:36:41,583 There's no one in the world I'd rather go with. 1730 01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:49,916 -God. [sighs] Don't make me cry. -[both chuckle] 1731 01:36:52,791 --> 01:36:55,333 Of course I will go with you. 1732 01:36:55,416 --> 01:36:57,708 We are going to the prom. 1733 01:36:59,125 --> 01:37:00,125 God. 1734 01:37:02,166 --> 01:37:03,041 [kisses] 1735 01:37:06,208 --> 01:37:08,333 -[door opens and shuts] -[exhales] 1736 01:37:09,541 --> 01:37:11,500 [chuckling softly] I can't believe it. 1737 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:15,000 [sighs, sniffles] 1738 01:37:16,125 --> 01:37:18,250 ♪ I'm oddly excited ♪ 1739 01:37:20,083 --> 01:37:22,083 ♪ Perhaps that's because ♪ 1740 01:37:23,666 --> 01:37:26,125 ♪ Although it shouldn't matter ♪ 1741 01:37:27,583 --> 01:37:32,333 ♪ It somehow does ♪ 1742 01:37:33,583 --> 01:37:36,875 ♪ It's strange But I feel like I'm in a time machine ♪ 1743 01:37:37,708 --> 01:37:42,291 ♪ 'Cause guess what? It's like I'm suddenly 17 ♪ 1744 01:37:42,375 --> 01:37:46,333 ♪ So book a white limo, uncork the Dom ♪ 1745 01:37:46,416 --> 01:37:51,083 ♪ After 21 years I am finally going to prom ♪ 1746 01:37:53,541 --> 01:37:57,000 ♪ I once thought A night like this wasn't in the cards ♪ 1747 01:37:57,958 --> 01:38:02,291 ♪ Now I've got a date, a tux And the whole nine yards ♪ 1748 01:38:02,375 --> 01:38:06,500 ♪ A rational person would just stay calm ♪ 1749 01:38:06,583 --> 01:38:08,416 ♪ Oh, since when am I rational? ♪ 1750 01:38:08,500 --> 01:38:10,208 ♪ Barry is going to prom! ♪ 1751 01:38:11,208 --> 01:38:12,541 ♪ The prom! ♪ 1752 01:38:13,583 --> 01:38:17,833 ♪ I wish I could tell that sad kid I was ♪ 1753 01:38:17,916 --> 01:38:22,291 ♪ To stop crying into his Cheetos ♪ 1754 01:38:22,375 --> 01:38:24,625 ♪ They say, "It gets better" ♪ 1755 01:38:24,708 --> 01:38:26,625 ♪ Guess what? It does ♪ 1756 01:38:26,708 --> 01:38:29,333 ♪ Who cares if you're a big old girl? ♪ 1757 01:38:29,416 --> 01:38:35,375 ♪ Just get into that gym and twirl ♪ 1758 01:38:35,458 --> 01:38:36,291 [laughing] 1759 01:38:39,208 --> 01:38:40,583 ♪ Barry's going to the ♪ 1760 01:38:43,583 --> 01:38:45,708 [chuckling] ♪ To the freakin' prom ♪ 1761 01:38:45,791 --> 01:38:46,916 [crowd cheering] 1762 01:38:54,500 --> 01:38:55,958 Going to the prom. 1763 01:39:01,750 --> 01:39:05,541 ♪ In showbiz I never felt such a thrill divine ♪ 1764 01:39:06,458 --> 01:39:10,791 ♪ My date is a high school lesbian Still it's fine ♪ 1765 01:39:10,875 --> 01:39:15,125 ♪ And though it's been years I might call my mom ♪ 1766 01:39:15,208 --> 01:39:20,250 ♪ And tell her that though it's overdue All of my waiting is over too ♪ 1767 01:39:20,333 --> 01:39:22,208 ♪ And if you're not happy, I'm over you ♪ 1768 01:39:22,291 --> 01:39:25,541 ♪ 'Cause Barry ♪ 1769 01:39:26,375 --> 01:39:29,541 ♪ Yes, Barry ♪ 1770 01:39:29,625 --> 01:39:30,583 Go on. 1771 01:39:30,666 --> 01:39:32,000 ♪ Look at me, Mom ♪ 1772 01:39:32,083 --> 01:39:34,166 ♪ Barry's going to… ♪ 1773 01:39:35,041 --> 01:39:41,041 ♪ Prom ♪ 1774 01:39:41,125 --> 01:39:42,333 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1775 01:39:43,083 --> 01:39:44,083 [panting] 1776 01:40:05,916 --> 01:40:07,041 Hello, interweb. 1777 01:40:08,041 --> 01:40:11,583 My name is Emma Nolan, and I'm 17 and I'm gay. 1778 01:40:12,708 --> 01:40:15,500 You might have heard about the fake prom in Indiana. 1779 01:40:15,583 --> 01:40:16,750 That was me. 1780 01:40:17,625 --> 01:40:20,041 It was awful in every way, 1781 01:40:20,125 --> 01:40:23,541 and I spent a lot of time feeling sorry for myself. 1782 01:40:23,625 --> 01:40:26,791 So I wrote a song for all the people out there 1783 01:40:27,500 --> 01:40:32,333 who love someone in a way that the world just doesn't understand. 1784 01:40:32,416 --> 01:40:36,041 I know we all have stories to tell, and here's mine. 1785 01:40:38,125 --> 01:40:42,958 ♪ Some hearts can conform Fitting the norm ♪ 1786 01:40:43,041 --> 01:40:46,625 ♪ Flaunting their love for all to see ♪ 1787 01:40:46,708 --> 01:40:53,250 ♪ I tried to change Thinking how easy life could be ♪ 1788 01:40:53,333 --> 01:40:56,083 ♪ I just kept on failing ♪ 1789 01:40:56,166 --> 01:41:00,041 ♪ I guess that was a sign ♪ 1790 01:41:00,708 --> 01:41:03,666 ♪ That there wasn't much hope ♪ 1791 01:41:03,750 --> 01:41:08,041 ♪ For this unruly heart ♪ 1792 01:41:08,125 --> 01:41:12,250 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1793 01:41:12,333 --> 01:41:16,750 ♪ Then you came along And right or wrong ♪ 1794 01:41:16,833 --> 01:41:20,125 ♪ Feelings began to overflow ♪ 1795 01:41:20,208 --> 01:41:26,541 ♪ We had to hide Thinking that no one else could know ♪ 1796 01:41:26,625 --> 01:41:33,041 ♪ And not having you near me Was where I drew the line ♪ 1797 01:41:33,125 --> 01:41:36,208 ♪ So I had to conceal ♪ 1798 01:41:36,291 --> 01:41:41,791 ♪ This poor unruly heart ♪ 1799 01:41:41,875 --> 01:41:45,666 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1800 01:41:45,750 --> 01:41:49,375 Hi, Emma. I loved your video. Where do I start? 1801 01:41:49,458 --> 01:41:51,000 I think my parents always knew. 1802 01:41:51,083 --> 01:41:54,708 I felt so alone. Nothing made sense until him. 1803 01:41:54,791 --> 01:41:56,333 She's the best thing in my life. 1804 01:41:56,416 --> 01:41:58,500 The only good thing. 1805 01:41:58,583 --> 01:41:59,833 But we're always hiding. 1806 01:41:59,916 --> 01:42:01,791 [fan on laptop] You're not the only one. 1807 01:42:02,791 --> 01:42:05,458 ♪ And though I don't know how or when ♪ 1808 01:42:05,541 --> 01:42:09,291 ♪ But somehow I learned to see ♪ 1809 01:42:09,375 --> 01:42:12,666 [all] ♪ No matter what The world might say ♪ 1810 01:42:12,750 --> 01:42:19,333 ♪ This heart is the best part of me ♪ 1811 01:42:23,166 --> 01:42:27,625 ♪ So fear's all in the past Fading so fast ♪ 1812 01:42:27,708 --> 01:42:30,958 ♪ I won't stay hidden anymore ♪ 1813 01:42:31,041 --> 01:42:32,750 ♪ I'm who I am ♪ 1814 01:42:32,833 --> 01:42:36,583 ♪ And I think that's worth fighting for ♪ 1815 01:42:36,666 --> 01:42:39,583 ♪ And nobody out there ♪ 1816 01:42:39,666 --> 01:42:46,625 ♪ Ever gets to define ♪ 1817 01:42:48,583 --> 01:42:51,666 ♪ The life I'm meant to lead ♪ 1818 01:42:51,750 --> 01:42:57,333 ♪ With this unruly heart ♪ 1819 01:42:57,416 --> 01:43:02,416 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1820 01:43:04,583 --> 01:43:11,000 ♪ Mine ♪ 1821 01:43:11,083 --> 01:43:14,041 ♪ And nobody out there ♪ 1822 01:43:14,125 --> 01:43:18,125 ♪ Ever gets to define ♪ 1823 01:43:18,208 --> 01:43:21,208 ♪ The life I'm meant to lead ♪ 1824 01:43:21,291 --> 01:43:27,375 ♪ With this unruly heart ♪ 1825 01:43:27,458 --> 01:43:34,416 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1826 01:43:45,000 --> 01:43:47,708 This is too much. It's too much for my heart. 1827 01:43:47,791 --> 01:43:51,208 That's why I wanted you guys to see it. I've never been more proud. 1828 01:43:51,291 --> 01:43:53,791 -So when is the prom? -There's no money left. 1829 01:43:53,875 --> 01:43:56,750 -What? What do you mean? -We already had a prom, remember? 1830 01:43:56,833 --> 01:43:57,666 [Angie groans] 1831 01:43:57,750 --> 01:44:00,375 [Principal Hawkins] There could be a miracle. It's early. 1832 01:44:00,458 --> 01:44:01,500 [Barry sighs] 1833 01:44:02,625 --> 01:44:05,125 Okay, people, it's Mickey and Judy time. Okay? 1834 01:44:05,208 --> 01:44:07,375 This is the part where we roll up our sleeves 1835 01:44:07,458 --> 01:44:09,708 and we put on a prom with our own bare hands. 1836 01:44:09,791 --> 01:44:13,791 -We are giving Emma the prom she deserves. -Okay, wait a minute. 1837 01:44:13,875 --> 01:44:17,041 How much are we talking about? What does a prom cost? 1838 01:44:17,125 --> 01:44:18,000 [sputters] 1839 01:44:18,083 --> 01:44:20,000 I mean, it's not a school-sanctioned event, 1840 01:44:20,083 --> 01:44:21,958 so we have to pay a rental fee on the gym. 1841 01:44:22,041 --> 01:44:22,916 DJ. 1842 01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:24,541 -Lighting. -Sound system. 1843 01:44:24,625 --> 01:44:27,083 [Principal Hawkins] It's still thousands of dollars. 1844 01:44:27,750 --> 01:44:29,166 Right. Um… 1845 01:44:32,166 --> 01:44:34,125 Okay, here. 1846 01:44:35,250 --> 01:44:38,000 Charge that until it declines, which will be soon. 1847 01:44:38,083 --> 01:44:41,500 I had to declare bankruptcy after my self-produced Notes on a Scandal. 1848 01:44:42,208 --> 01:44:43,750 [Angie] Yes. Well… 1849 01:44:45,083 --> 01:44:47,750 I don't have a credit card anymore because I… 1850 01:44:47,833 --> 01:44:49,166 Well, I just… [exhales] 1851 01:44:49,250 --> 01:44:54,333 But, anyway, you can have what I have in my Venmo and there's my cash. 1852 01:44:54,416 --> 01:44:55,458 It's all yours. 1853 01:44:55,541 --> 01:44:57,583 -Thanks, Angie. [chuckles] -Sure. 1854 01:44:57,666 --> 01:45:00,958 Okay. This is my card from the Actors Federal Credit Union. 1855 01:45:01,041 --> 01:45:03,458 Just cross your fingers and swipe. 1856 01:45:04,375 --> 01:45:08,416 All right. Well, we're making some progress here. This is a nice start. 1857 01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:09,458 Um… 1858 01:45:09,541 --> 01:45:12,000 -We still have a long way to go. -[Angie] Mmm-hmm. 1859 01:45:15,125 --> 01:45:16,291 [Angie clears throat] 1860 01:45:16,375 --> 01:45:19,416 -Dee Dee. Dee Dee? -What? 1861 01:45:19,500 --> 01:45:23,291 Oh, come on. I know you've got an American Express black card in there. 1862 01:45:23,375 --> 01:45:24,875 There's no limit on that baby. 1863 01:45:24,958 --> 01:45:30,000 Please, please, no. I already gave a house. 1864 01:45:30,083 --> 01:45:32,833 Exactly, so this is nothing. Come on. 1865 01:45:34,791 --> 01:45:36,166 [seductively] Eleanor. 1866 01:45:37,875 --> 01:45:39,083 Franklin. 1867 01:45:40,500 --> 01:45:41,333 [sighs] 1868 01:45:42,666 --> 01:45:49,625 [dramatically] Why does being good cost so much… money? 1869 01:45:49,708 --> 01:45:51,000 [all chuckling] 1870 01:45:51,083 --> 01:45:53,000 -Well done, Dee Dee. -[chuckles] 1871 01:45:53,083 --> 01:45:54,916 -[Trent] Yes! -We're fully financed. 1872 01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:57,875 -[Trent] Yeah! -Okay, well, let's give this girl a prom! 1873 01:45:57,958 --> 01:45:59,875 -Yes! -[Barry] Okay, let's do it! 1874 01:45:59,958 --> 01:46:03,083 [Trent] The students will want to see us perform some sort of number. 1875 01:46:03,166 --> 01:46:06,541 So, look, I… I've been thinking hard about this. 1876 01:46:06,625 --> 01:46:07,458 [Barry] Mmm. 1877 01:46:07,541 --> 01:46:10,250 That thing that you and I were talking about. 1878 01:46:11,166 --> 01:46:13,750 -I called your mother. -What? 1879 01:46:13,833 --> 01:46:16,875 Yeah, I found her number in your phone. 1880 01:46:17,875 --> 01:46:19,750 How did you know my passcode? 1881 01:46:19,833 --> 01:46:23,500 Well, I guessed. 9481. Beyoncé's birthday. 1882 01:46:23,583 --> 01:46:26,041 [chuckling] Got it on the first try. 1883 01:46:26,791 --> 01:46:30,041 -Well, why would you do that? -Because, Barry… 1884 01:46:31,875 --> 01:46:35,625 -I know you couldn't do it on your own. -What did she say? 1885 01:46:35,708 --> 01:46:38,625 Well, I think maybe you should let her tell you that. 1886 01:46:39,583 --> 01:46:40,583 [Vera] Hi, Barry. 1887 01:46:42,291 --> 01:46:46,208 Okay. I'm gonna give you some space, and I'll be in the faculty lounge, okay? 1888 01:46:49,833 --> 01:46:53,583 No. No, you… You don't get to do this. Okay? 1889 01:46:53,666 --> 01:46:57,875 You don't get to show up out of nowhere. Okay? No. Uh-uh. 1890 01:46:57,958 --> 01:46:59,500 I came all this way, Barry. 1891 01:46:59,583 --> 01:47:02,083 Well, you can just turn around and go right back, okay? 1892 01:47:02,166 --> 01:47:03,791 You called me, didn't you? 1893 01:47:05,000 --> 01:47:07,666 That was you who called and hung up, wasn't it? 1894 01:47:11,125 --> 01:47:11,958 [sighs] 1895 01:47:12,708 --> 01:47:17,541 I handled this all wrong, honey. And I'm so sorry. 1896 01:47:17,625 --> 01:47:19,666 Okay. You just… stay… 1897 01:47:22,208 --> 01:47:26,500 When you told us what you were, who you were, 1898 01:47:27,916 --> 01:47:31,000 your father and I, we were scared. 1899 01:47:31,083 --> 01:47:32,583 We hardly knew what gay meant. 1900 01:47:32,666 --> 01:47:35,666 We both thought that somehow we had failed you, 1901 01:47:35,750 --> 01:47:37,458 like maybe it was our fault. 1902 01:47:38,875 --> 01:47:41,166 -So it's okay now? -[sighs] 1903 01:47:41,250 --> 01:47:44,041 What I needed was a mother who didn't know if it was okay 1904 01:47:44,125 --> 01:47:45,666 but loved me anyway. 1905 01:47:47,250 --> 01:47:49,958 You think you were scared? How do you think I felt? 1906 01:47:50,041 --> 01:47:53,083 [sobbing] I know, Barry. I failed you and I know. 1907 01:47:54,166 --> 01:47:57,083 That's gonna be on my heart till the day I die. 1908 01:47:57,750 --> 01:48:02,958 [voice breaking] But all I can say is I was wrong and I'm sorry. 1909 01:48:07,750 --> 01:48:09,666 What about Dad? Is he here? 1910 01:48:09,750 --> 01:48:11,833 Uh, no. He's just not… 1911 01:48:13,375 --> 01:48:14,541 He's not there yet. 1912 01:48:15,125 --> 01:48:16,541 I'm sorry to say. 1913 01:48:17,458 --> 01:48:18,458 Oh, Barry. 1914 01:48:20,416 --> 01:48:25,250 Please forgive me. I've missed you so much. 1915 01:48:29,916 --> 01:48:31,250 [crying] I missed you too. 1916 01:48:32,541 --> 01:48:33,583 I did. 1917 01:48:34,791 --> 01:48:37,125 I missed you too. I missed you. 1918 01:48:37,208 --> 01:48:39,125 [both sobbing] 1919 01:48:42,416 --> 01:48:46,125 ♪ Then you came along And right or wrong… ♪ 1920 01:48:46,208 --> 01:48:50,166 -Aren't you tired of watching that? -Eight million people have seen it. 1921 01:48:50,791 --> 01:48:52,583 I just don't understand it. 1922 01:48:52,666 --> 01:48:54,416 Well, I think it's brave. 1923 01:48:55,208 --> 01:48:56,041 [sighs] 1924 01:48:56,625 --> 01:48:58,833 The kids are saying there's gonna be another prom. 1925 01:48:58,916 --> 01:49:01,000 -[scoffs] -Someone's offered to pay for it. 1926 01:49:02,833 --> 01:49:03,750 Who? 1927 01:49:04,958 --> 01:49:07,208 This is so generous of you guys. 1928 01:49:07,291 --> 01:49:09,958 We had to do something after you broke the Internet. 1929 01:49:10,041 --> 01:49:13,000 It was crazy. The numbers just kept going up, 1930 01:49:13,083 --> 01:49:16,333 and then the Indiana Star called, and then the Washington Post-- 1931 01:49:16,416 --> 01:49:17,833 Hello, everyone. 1932 01:49:17,916 --> 01:49:20,041 Can't have a prom without flowers. 1933 01:49:20,125 --> 01:49:22,083 So I will put these out on the table, 1934 01:49:22,166 --> 01:49:24,166 even though I'd rather just give them all to you. 1935 01:49:24,250 --> 01:49:26,458 -[Angie] Oh, my God! -[Barry] Is this for real? 1936 01:49:26,541 --> 01:49:31,750 Can I just say you guys are the best middle-aged people I've ever met. 1937 01:49:32,500 --> 01:49:33,333 [exhales] 1938 01:49:34,291 --> 01:49:35,166 That is… 1939 01:49:35,250 --> 01:49:36,916 Oh, honey… 1940 01:49:38,041 --> 01:49:41,250 We need to talk to you about something, okay? And I think it's… 1941 01:49:42,416 --> 01:49:44,541 It's important that you understand 1942 01:49:44,625 --> 01:49:47,916 the real reason why we came here to visit you. 1943 01:49:48,000 --> 01:49:50,250 -It wasn't for the Hoosier pie? -[chuckles] 1944 01:49:50,333 --> 01:49:52,208 Well, I mean, um… 1945 01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:57,541 -We were in a show. -A wonderful show. 1946 01:49:57,625 --> 01:49:58,875 Well, I mean… 1947 01:49:59,750 --> 01:50:02,541 [hesitating] And we got blasted by the critics. 1948 01:50:02,625 --> 01:50:05,916 They called us narcissists, and it hurt. 1949 01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:08,916 And it hurt because I guess they were right. 1950 01:50:09,000 --> 01:50:14,250 So we looked around for a cause that might give us some credibility. 1951 01:50:14,333 --> 01:50:16,625 [chuckling] Maybe get us some good press. 1952 01:50:16,708 --> 01:50:19,458 Like building a house for Habitat for Humanity. 1953 01:50:19,541 --> 01:50:22,208 Then we realized that we're not capable of building anything. 1954 01:50:22,291 --> 01:50:23,958 And then I found you on Twitter. 1955 01:50:24,041 --> 01:50:27,666 I mean, it was just dumb luck, but meant to be. 1956 01:50:28,791 --> 01:50:32,583 Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, but… 1957 01:50:33,333 --> 01:50:35,541 you're going to build something. 1958 01:50:35,625 --> 01:50:38,375 -You're going to build a prom. -[all chuckling] 1959 01:50:38,458 --> 01:50:40,416 Stop it! Stop this, please! 1960 01:50:40,500 --> 01:50:43,041 Who gave you people permission to be in here? 1961 01:50:43,125 --> 01:50:46,208 -I did. -You should have consulted with the PTA. 1962 01:50:46,291 --> 01:50:49,958 Well, this is not a school event, so I'm not obliged to get the PTA's approval. 1963 01:50:50,541 --> 01:50:54,375 I'm going to be as clear as I possibly can. 1964 01:50:55,416 --> 01:50:58,208 Your beliefs are not our beliefs. 1965 01:50:58,291 --> 01:51:00,166 Hey, Emma. Can we talk to you? 1966 01:51:06,125 --> 01:51:09,083 I was a jerk, and I'm sorry. 1967 01:51:09,875 --> 01:51:13,416 You deserve to go to prom just like any other kid. 1968 01:51:13,500 --> 01:51:17,500 What? I thought you hated me. I thought you all hated me. 1969 01:51:17,583 --> 01:51:18,916 Oh, they hated you. 1970 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:23,208 They hated you with a burning passion stoked by centuries of intolerance 1971 01:51:23,291 --> 01:51:25,291 and the lack of a drama program. 1972 01:51:25,375 --> 01:51:26,791 I'm sorry, too, Emma. 1973 01:51:28,500 --> 01:51:32,583 You know, you explain things really well. You should be, like, a teacher. 1974 01:51:32,666 --> 01:51:35,666 -Oh, you should be our drama teacher! -[girl] Yes, please! 1975 01:51:35,750 --> 01:51:37,416 You should do it. Do it. 1976 01:51:38,916 --> 01:51:40,666 -You're hired! -I'm a teacher! 1977 01:51:40,750 --> 01:51:42,583 -As a temp. -Absolutely. 1978 01:51:42,666 --> 01:51:45,125 No, no, no! This is-- This is what I was afraid of. 1979 01:51:45,208 --> 01:51:46,875 -Mom! -Let me finish! 1980 01:51:46,958 --> 01:51:50,416 No, you have got to stop talking and just listen, okay? 1981 01:51:52,500 --> 01:51:54,166 People don't turn gay. 1982 01:51:55,250 --> 01:51:56,291 They are who they are. 1983 01:51:56,375 --> 01:51:58,541 No. You don't know what you're saying. 1984 01:51:58,625 --> 01:51:59,625 I do. 1985 01:52:00,416 --> 01:52:01,333 I do. 1986 01:52:03,541 --> 01:52:07,583 Look, I know how you were raised, but… the world's a different place. 1987 01:52:08,291 --> 01:52:10,083 And sure, it's not great, but… 1988 01:52:11,083 --> 01:52:16,250 it's… it's better because of people who have the courage to be who they are. 1989 01:52:19,125 --> 01:52:20,291 People like her. 1990 01:52:23,041 --> 01:52:24,333 [sighs] 1991 01:52:24,916 --> 01:52:26,666 I don't want to hurt you. 1992 01:52:28,041 --> 01:52:30,458 I don't want to hurt anyone. 1993 01:52:33,083 --> 01:52:35,500 I just want to be me. 1994 01:52:36,333 --> 01:52:37,250 [crying] 1995 01:52:38,791 --> 01:52:40,041 So here goes. 1996 01:52:40,750 --> 01:52:42,916 -I love you, Emma Nolan. -Oh, my God. 1997 01:52:43,500 --> 01:52:45,125 [all squeal and chuckle] 1998 01:52:45,208 --> 01:52:47,041 I love you too. 1999 01:52:47,125 --> 01:52:49,125 Alyssa… No, listen to me. 2000 01:52:49,208 --> 01:52:52,750 You are very young and you are confused. 2001 01:52:52,833 --> 01:52:54,541 You don't know what is… 2002 01:52:59,875 --> 01:53:03,625 [voice breaking] I just don't want you to have a hard life. 2003 01:53:04,791 --> 01:53:06,416 It's already hard. 2004 01:53:12,791 --> 01:53:14,416 -Mom, I love you-- -No. [shushes] 2005 01:53:20,958 --> 01:53:22,458 We'll… [breathing shakily] 2006 01:53:23,041 --> 01:53:27,750 We can talk about this tonight. Okay? Okay? 2007 01:53:27,833 --> 01:53:29,500 -Okay. -Okay. Okay. 2008 01:53:29,583 --> 01:53:30,750 Mom… 2009 01:53:33,083 --> 01:53:34,000 [door opens] 2010 01:53:34,083 --> 01:53:36,041 [crying] 2011 01:53:36,625 --> 01:53:37,458 [door shuts] 2012 01:53:38,500 --> 01:53:41,083 -[Emma whispers] Just breathe. -Hey, why don't we decorate? 2013 01:53:41,166 --> 01:53:43,875 Yes, let's decorate. Let's decorate everything. 2014 01:53:43,958 --> 01:53:45,833 -[Trent] All right. -[Sheldon] I need you here. 2015 01:53:45,916 --> 01:53:48,000 [Dee Dee] We're gonna make this place really pretty. 2016 01:53:58,750 --> 01:53:59,583 [Emma gasps] 2017 01:54:03,583 --> 01:54:04,750 Look at that! 2018 01:54:06,583 --> 01:54:09,583 I'm so proud of you. Look at what you did. 2019 01:54:09,666 --> 01:54:11,333 I can't believe this. 2020 01:54:12,583 --> 01:54:14,833 -[Emma gasps] -[Alyssa] I think we're early. 2021 01:54:14,916 --> 01:54:16,708 -Yeah, it looks like it. -Mm-hmm. 2022 01:54:16,791 --> 01:54:18,750 You want to hit up the punch bowl? 2023 01:54:18,833 --> 01:54:22,583 No. There's only one thing that I want to do. 2024 01:54:23,958 --> 01:54:28,708 ♪ I just wanna dance with you ♪ 2025 01:54:28,791 --> 01:54:35,083 ♪ Let the whole world melt away And dance with you ♪ 2026 01:54:35,166 --> 01:54:38,250 ♪ Who cares What other people say? ♪ 2027 01:54:38,333 --> 01:54:41,833 ♪ And when we're through ♪ 2028 01:54:41,916 --> 01:54:48,291 ♪ No one can convince us we were wrong ♪ 2029 01:54:48,375 --> 01:54:55,208 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 2030 01:54:56,291 --> 01:55:01,250 ♪ And a song ♪ 2031 01:55:01,333 --> 01:55:04,041 ♪ I just wanna dance with you ♪ 2032 01:55:04,125 --> 01:55:07,166 ♪ Let the whole world melt away ♪ 2033 01:55:07,250 --> 01:55:13,583 -[Alyssa] ♪ I just wanna dance with you ♪ -[Emma] ♪ And dance with you ♪ 2034 01:55:14,500 --> 01:55:17,833 [chuckling] Oh, my! Are you kidding me? 2035 01:55:18,750 --> 01:55:19,833 This is amazing. 2036 01:55:19,916 --> 01:55:23,166 -Our first prom-goers have arrived. -Yeah. 2037 01:55:23,250 --> 01:55:26,875 -Girls, this is unbelievable. -Oh, look at you. You're so beautiful! 2038 01:55:26,958 --> 01:55:30,375 You look incredible, sweetheart! 2039 01:55:30,458 --> 01:55:33,041 -Can you believe we pulled this off? -I can't! 2040 01:55:33,125 --> 01:55:35,666 And kids are coming from all over the state. 2041 01:55:35,750 --> 01:55:39,250 -We're letting them in in one minute. -So let's do this right. 2042 01:55:40,750 --> 01:55:43,875 ♪ One thing you've taught me ♪ 2043 01:55:43,958 --> 01:55:47,041 ♪ Is how much people enjoy a show ♪ 2044 01:55:47,125 --> 01:55:49,583 ♪ And so you've got me ♪ 2045 01:55:49,666 --> 01:55:53,166 ♪ Debating How this whole night should go ♪ 2046 01:55:53,250 --> 01:55:56,250 ♪ Kids will be watching ♪ 2047 01:55:56,333 --> 01:55:59,208 ♪ To see who every guest is ♪ 2048 01:55:59,291 --> 01:56:05,208 ♪ And so my only request is ♪ 2049 01:56:05,291 --> 01:56:08,291 ♪ Build a prom for everyone ♪ 2050 01:56:08,375 --> 01:56:11,375 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2051 01:56:11,458 --> 01:56:17,750 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2052 01:56:17,833 --> 01:56:19,625 [Alyssa and Emma] ♪ Build it now ♪ 2053 01:56:19,708 --> 01:56:23,833 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2054 01:56:23,916 --> 01:56:29,041 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2055 01:56:29,125 --> 01:56:32,291 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2056 01:56:32,375 --> 01:56:33,791 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2057 01:56:39,500 --> 01:56:45,541 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2058 01:56:45,625 --> 01:56:51,250 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2059 01:56:52,041 --> 01:56:53,583 -[Angie] Oh, my God! -[Barry] What? 2060 01:56:53,666 --> 01:56:55,625 I just got the call! 2061 01:56:56,291 --> 01:56:58,708 Tina Louise has shingles! 2062 01:56:58,791 --> 01:57:02,000 They want me to go on as Roxie Hart! 2063 01:57:02,083 --> 01:57:03,541 -[all gasping] -What'd you tell 'em? 2064 01:57:03,625 --> 01:57:06,458 -I said, "No way. I got a prom to go to." -Attagirl! 2065 01:57:06,541 --> 01:57:07,708 No! Just kiddin'. 2066 01:57:07,791 --> 01:57:11,958 I'm on the red-eye tomorrow. So let's get this party started! 2067 01:57:12,041 --> 01:57:13,666 Yeah! 2068 01:57:13,750 --> 01:57:16,500 ♪ And now we're dressed up ♪ 2069 01:57:16,583 --> 01:57:19,791 ♪ You are a vision in aqua blue ♪ 2070 01:57:19,875 --> 01:57:22,250 ♪ It's time we fessed up ♪ 2071 01:57:22,333 --> 01:57:25,875 ♪ This year our prom queen will be you ♪ 2072 01:57:25,958 --> 01:57:31,750 ♪ Maybe I'll wear a tiara When it's go time ♪ 2073 01:57:31,833 --> 01:57:37,791 [all] ♪ Get ready, folks 'Cause it's show time ♪ 2074 01:57:37,875 --> 01:57:41,041 ♪ Build a prom for everyone ♪ 2075 01:57:41,125 --> 01:57:44,125 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2076 01:57:44,208 --> 01:57:50,166 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2077 01:57:50,250 --> 01:57:52,083 ♪ Build it now ♪ 2078 01:57:52,166 --> 01:57:56,666 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2079 01:57:56,750 --> 01:58:01,083 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2080 01:58:01,166 --> 01:58:02,541 Hi, guys. This is Mark. 2081 01:58:02,625 --> 01:58:04,791 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2082 01:58:04,875 --> 01:58:06,750 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2083 01:58:06,833 --> 01:58:07,666 Oh. 2084 01:58:17,041 --> 01:58:17,916 Okay. 2085 01:58:24,166 --> 01:58:25,541 Why are you here? 2086 01:58:28,500 --> 01:58:30,500 We have a lot to talk about. 2087 01:58:31,791 --> 01:58:32,958 But I'm here… 2088 01:58:33,958 --> 01:58:39,083 because there is one thing that matters to me more than anything else. 2089 01:58:44,541 --> 01:58:45,500 You. 2090 01:58:47,875 --> 01:58:49,583 You are my daughter, 2091 01:58:50,541 --> 01:58:54,458 and I have loved you since the moment I laid eyes on you, 2092 01:58:54,541 --> 01:58:59,500 and that is never going to change. Ever. Okay? 2093 01:58:59,583 --> 01:59:01,916 -[crying] Okay. Okay. -Okay. 2094 01:59:02,000 --> 01:59:05,000 [crowd cheering and applauding] 2095 01:59:15,958 --> 01:59:17,291 Ooh! 2096 01:59:17,375 --> 01:59:19,250 -Okay. Okay. -Okay. Okay. 2097 01:59:19,333 --> 01:59:21,166 -Go ahead. -No, come on. 2098 01:59:21,250 --> 01:59:22,125 Okay. [chuckles] 2099 01:59:32,291 --> 01:59:35,083 What do you prefer? Gardenias or orchids? 2100 01:59:35,166 --> 01:59:37,541 -For what? -Your corsage. 2101 01:59:39,208 --> 01:59:40,208 Gardenias. 2102 01:59:41,958 --> 01:59:42,791 All right. 2103 01:59:48,958 --> 01:59:50,125 [Dee Dee moans softly] 2104 01:59:57,708 --> 02:00:00,083 [both chuckle softly] 2105 02:00:00,166 --> 02:00:04,041 -Don't let me destroy him. -I'll try my best. 2106 02:00:06,083 --> 02:00:07,208 [Dee Dee gasps] 2107 02:00:08,333 --> 02:00:14,250 -Is this what not failing feels like? -Yeah. I think it is. 2108 02:00:15,125 --> 02:00:17,500 -Pretty good, huh? -Yeah! [chuckles] 2109 02:00:18,541 --> 02:00:21,916 ♪ This is more than I dared wish for ♪ 2110 02:00:22,000 --> 02:00:25,083 ♪ It's epic and what's more ♪ 2111 02:00:25,166 --> 02:00:28,208 ♪ Tonight there's room for anyone ♪ 2112 02:00:28,291 --> 02:00:31,458 ♪ So everyone on the floor! ♪ 2113 02:00:31,541 --> 02:00:33,458 ♪ Get on the floor! ♪ 2114 02:00:33,541 --> 02:00:34,875 [electronic music playing] 2115 02:01:05,083 --> 02:01:06,583 [Barry and Principal Hawkins yelling] 2116 02:01:06,666 --> 02:01:08,416 [Barry and Emma laughing] 2117 02:01:12,000 --> 02:01:16,458 [all] ♪ It's time to build a prom For everyone ♪ 2118 02:01:16,541 --> 02:01:20,083 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2119 02:01:20,166 --> 02:01:26,625 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2120 02:01:26,708 --> 02:01:28,291 ♪ Build it now ♪ 2121 02:01:28,375 --> 02:01:33,375 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2122 02:01:33,458 --> 02:01:38,250 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2123 02:01:38,333 --> 02:01:41,791 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2124 02:01:41,875 --> 02:01:44,958 ♪ And take to the floor That's what the floor's for ♪ 2125 02:01:45,041 --> 02:01:46,416 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2126 02:01:46,500 --> 02:01:50,000 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2127 02:01:50,083 --> 02:01:52,875 [all] ♪ It's time to dance! ♪ 2128 02:01:52,958 --> 02:01:57,000 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2129 02:01:57,083 --> 02:02:04,041 [all] ♪ It's time to dance! ♪ 2130 02:02:04,583 --> 02:02:07,791 ♪ Dance! ♪ 2131 02:02:07,875 --> 02:02:10,958 ♪ Dance! ♪ 2132 02:02:11,041 --> 02:02:16,250 ♪ Dance! ♪ 2133 02:02:16,333 --> 02:02:17,750 ♪ It's time to dance! ♪ 2134 02:02:17,833 --> 02:02:19,750 [all cheering] 2135 02:02:21,625 --> 02:02:23,041 [all] ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2136 02:02:23,125 --> 02:02:25,125 [dance music playing] 2137 02:02:32,500 --> 02:02:33,750 ♪ Shout it loud ♪ 2138 02:02:33,833 --> 02:02:40,250 ♪ And let the world know how Your DNA is perfectly made ♪ 2139 02:02:40,333 --> 02:02:41,791 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2140 02:02:41,875 --> 02:02:45,416 ♪ Wear your crown And shine your light around ♪ 2141 02:02:45,500 --> 02:02:49,583 ♪ Don't waste a day It's time to be brave ♪ 2142 02:02:49,666 --> 02:02:50,958 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2143 02:02:51,041 --> 02:02:56,500 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2144 02:02:56,583 --> 02:03:00,166 ♪ Let's celebrate Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2145 02:03:00,250 --> 02:03:05,958 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2146 02:03:08,166 --> 02:03:10,041 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2147 02:03:10,125 --> 02:03:12,333 ♪ Just grab a microphone ♪ 2148 02:03:12,416 --> 02:03:14,500 ♪ It's time to set the tone ♪ 2149 02:03:14,583 --> 02:03:16,708 ♪ You've got dreams of your own ♪ 2150 02:03:16,791 --> 02:03:18,916 ♪ So go and get them ♪ 2151 02:03:19,000 --> 02:03:21,333 ♪ It's time to turn the tide ♪ 2152 02:03:21,416 --> 02:03:23,666 ♪ Don't let your colors hide ♪ 2153 02:03:23,750 --> 02:03:25,583 ♪ No one can take your pride ♪ 2154 02:03:25,666 --> 02:03:28,666 ♪ Unless you let them ♪ 2155 02:03:28,750 --> 02:03:31,250 ♪ You just have to believe ♪ 2156 02:03:31,333 --> 02:03:36,083 ♪ No one could ever dress you down ♪ 2157 02:03:36,166 --> 02:03:37,708 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2158 02:03:37,791 --> 02:03:38,916 ♪ Shout it loud ♪ 2159 02:03:39,000 --> 02:03:45,333 ♪ And let the world know how Your DNA is perfectly made ♪ 2160 02:03:45,416 --> 02:03:47,000 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2161 02:03:47,083 --> 02:03:50,416 ♪ Wear your crown And shine your light around ♪ 2162 02:03:50,500 --> 02:03:54,500 ♪ Don't waste a day It's time to be brave ♪ 2163 02:03:54,583 --> 02:03:56,250 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2164 02:03:56,333 --> 02:04:01,708 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2165 02:04:01,791 --> 02:04:04,125 ♪ Let's celebrate ♪ 2166 02:04:04,208 --> 02:04:05,791 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2167 02:04:05,875 --> 02:04:11,166 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2168 02:04:13,291 --> 02:04:15,416 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2169 02:04:15,500 --> 02:04:17,625 ♪ Gotta wear your crown Or your tiara ♪ 2170 02:04:17,708 --> 02:04:19,583 ♪ Now is the time To bust out the mascara ♪ 2171 02:04:19,666 --> 02:04:21,875 ♪ Who needs shade? There's nothing duller ♪ 2172 02:04:21,958 --> 02:04:23,875 ♪ We livin' life in full Technicolor ♪ 2173 02:04:23,958 --> 02:04:26,500 ♪ But if your sparkle starts to fade ♪ 2174 02:04:26,583 --> 02:04:28,666 ♪ Go out and start your own parade ♪ 2175 02:04:28,750 --> 02:04:31,166 ♪ And if somebody starts in With new drama ♪ 2176 02:04:31,250 --> 02:04:33,666 ♪ Just go high, like Michelle Obama! ♪ 2177 02:04:33,750 --> 02:04:36,375 ♪ You just have to believe ♪ 2178 02:04:36,458 --> 02:04:41,500 ♪ No one could ever dress you down ♪ 2179 02:04:41,583 --> 02:04:43,041 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2180 02:04:43,125 --> 02:04:44,250 ♪ Shout it loud ♪ 2181 02:04:44,333 --> 02:04:50,625 ♪ And let the world know how Your DNA is perfectly made ♪ 2182 02:04:50,708 --> 02:04:52,291 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2183 02:04:52,375 --> 02:04:55,833 ♪ Stand your ground And join us in the crowd ♪ 2184 02:04:55,916 --> 02:04:59,750 ♪ This is your day It's time to be brave ♪ 2185 02:04:59,833 --> 02:05:01,458 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2186 02:05:01,541 --> 02:05:07,250 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2187 02:05:07,333 --> 02:05:10,791 ♪ Let's celebrate Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2188 02:05:15,250 --> 02:05:19,458 [Barry] ♪ Early one morning You'll wake up and find ♪ 2189 02:05:20,500 --> 02:05:23,791 ♪ A note's been slipped Beneath your door ♪ 2190 02:05:25,000 --> 02:05:29,250 ♪ It says the same thing That I wrote in mine ♪ 2191 02:05:29,333 --> 02:05:34,125 ♪ Mom, I love you But I can't lie anymore ♪ 2192 02:05:35,000 --> 02:05:39,416 ♪ And in that moment You'll forget to breathe ♪ 2193 02:05:40,166 --> 02:05:43,916 ♪ Your future has no guarantee ♪ 2194 02:05:45,166 --> 02:05:49,125 ♪ Will you disown the girl You say you love ♪ 2195 02:05:49,208 --> 02:05:51,375 ♪ Like my mother did ♪ 2196 02:05:51,458 --> 02:05:55,041 ♪ 'Cause she couldn't see that ♪ 2197 02:05:55,125 --> 02:05:59,416 ♪ Love is simply love ♪ 2198 02:05:59,500 --> 02:06:03,291 ♪ There's no judgment and no shame ♪ 2199 02:06:04,791 --> 02:06:09,291 ♪ The only thing to understand ♪ 2200 02:06:09,375 --> 02:06:12,875 ♪ Is that All of our hearts beat the same ♪ 2201 02:06:14,708 --> 02:06:19,125 ♪ Love is simply love ♪ 2202 02:06:19,208 --> 02:06:24,500 ♪ So what are you frightened of? ♪ 2203 02:06:24,583 --> 02:06:26,875 ♪ Your daughter loves you ♪ 2204 02:06:26,958 --> 02:06:31,916 ♪ And she's begging you to just realize ♪ 2205 02:06:32,625 --> 02:06:38,708 ♪ That love is simply love ♪ 2206 02:06:40,666 --> 02:06:45,041 ♪ I've seen this story Far too many times ♪ 2207 02:06:45,916 --> 02:06:49,625 ♪ The broken lives, the wasted years ♪ 2208 02:06:50,583 --> 02:06:54,708 ♪ You're still her mother And she's still your child ♪ 2209 02:06:54,791 --> 02:06:58,958 ♪ So don't let this end in tears ♪ 2210 02:07:00,208 --> 02:07:04,791 ♪ 'Cause love is simply love ♪ 2211 02:07:04,875 --> 02:07:08,375 ♪ There's no judgment and no shame ♪ 2212 02:07:09,875 --> 02:07:14,375 ♪ The only thing to understand ♪ 2213 02:07:14,458 --> 02:07:17,916 ♪ Is that all of our hearts Beat the same ♪ 2214 02:07:19,416 --> 02:07:24,000 ♪ Oh, love is simply love ♪ 2215 02:07:24,083 --> 02:07:31,041 ♪ So what are you frightened of? ♪ 2216 02:07:31,958 --> 02:07:34,541 ♪ Your daughter needs you ♪ 2217 02:07:34,625 --> 02:07:40,666 ♪ And she's begging you to just realize ♪ 2218 02:07:40,750 --> 02:07:41,958 ♪ That love ♪ 2219 02:07:44,625 --> 02:07:50,625 ♪ Is simply love ♪ 2220 02:09:33,833 --> 02:09:38,250 ♪ It's time to build a prom For everyone ♪ 2221 02:09:38,333 --> 02:09:42,041 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2222 02:09:42,125 --> 02:09:48,208 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2223 02:09:48,291 --> 02:09:50,291 ♪ Build it now ♪ 2224 02:09:50,375 --> 02:09:55,250 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2225 02:09:55,333 --> 02:10:00,250 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2226 02:10:00,333 --> 02:10:03,583 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2227 02:10:03,666 --> 02:10:06,875 ♪ And take to the floor That's what the floor's for ♪ 2228 02:10:06,958 --> 02:10:08,125 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2229 02:10:08,208 --> 02:10:11,958 [Emma] ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2230 02:10:12,041 --> 02:10:14,708 [all] ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2231 02:10:14,791 --> 02:10:18,458 [Emma] ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2232 02:10:18,541 --> 02:10:25,541 [all] ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2233 02:10:26,416 --> 02:10:29,625 ♪ Dance ♪ 2234 02:10:29,708 --> 02:10:32,916 ♪ Dance ♪ 2235 02:10:33,000 --> 02:10:38,291 ♪ Dance ♪ 2236 02:10:38,375 --> 02:10:39,583 ♪ It's time to dance! ♪