WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07.583 --> 00:00:08.666 [man clears throat] 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09.750 --> 00:00:11.041 [gavel banging] 5 00:00:11.125 --> 00:00:12.666 Let's get to it. 6 00:00:12.750 --> 00:00:14.041 All those in favor… 7 00:00:16.291 --> 00:00:17.625 All opposed. 8 00:00:20.666 --> 00:00:24.291 Well, the PTA has an accepted set of rules concerning the prom. 9 00:00:24.375 --> 00:00:26.750 Young ladies must wear non-revealing dresses. 10 00:00:26.833 --> 00:00:29.083 Young men must wear suits or tuxes. 11 00:00:29.166 --> 00:00:32.666 And if a student chooses to bring a date, they must be of the opposite sex. 12 00:00:32.750 --> 00:00:34.916 Well, can't you just ban this student? 13 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:38.125 Well, we've been advised that there may be some legal repercussions 14 00:00:38.208 --> 00:00:40.166 if we prevent this girl from attending, 15 00:00:40.250 --> 00:00:42.833 so although it breaks my heart, we have no choice. 16 00:00:42.916 --> 00:00:45.458 -There won't be a prom. -[reporter 1] Mrs. Greene, a question. 17 00:00:45.541 --> 00:00:48.125 [reporter 2] Have you asked the students what they think of this? 18 00:00:48.208 --> 00:00:50.000 [reporter 1] Are you choosing not to comment? 19 00:00:50.083 --> 00:00:52.291 [reporter 2] Hey, there's Emma! Can we get a comment? 20 00:00:52.375 --> 00:00:54.083 [reporter 3] Can you answer some questions? 21 00:00:54.166 --> 00:00:55.625 [reporter 1] Can we get a statement? 22 00:00:55.708 --> 00:00:59.291 [reporter 2] Emma, what do you think of the PTA's decision to cancel prom? 23 00:00:59.375 --> 00:01:01.083 [reporter 1] Emma, do you have a response? 24 00:01:03.708 --> 00:01:05.708 [upbeat music playing] 25 00:01:42.083 --> 00:01:44.041 -[indistinct chatter] -[horns honking] 26 00:01:44.125 --> 00:01:46.791 [Frank] It's Frank DiLella with New York 1's On Stage. 27 00:01:46.875 --> 00:01:50.916 We're here for the opening night of Eleanor! The Eleanor Roosevelt Musical, 28 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:54.166 starring the incomparable Dee Dee Allen. 29 00:01:54.250 --> 00:01:58.625 -Dee Dee! You're a Broadway star. -Yes, I am. [chuckles] 30 00:01:58.708 --> 00:02:02.166 You have your choice of roles. What drew you to Eleanor? 31 00:02:02.250 --> 00:02:07.250 Well, Eleanor Roosevelt was a brave, powerful, charismatic woman 32 00:02:07.333 --> 00:02:09.250 who no one had ever heard of. 33 00:02:09.333 --> 00:02:10.958 Her story needs to be told. 34 00:02:11.041 --> 00:02:15.416 People need to know it is possible to change the world, 35 00:02:15.500 --> 00:02:18.791 whether you're a homely middle-aged First Lady 36 00:02:18.875 --> 00:02:21.250 or a Broadway star! [chuckles] 37 00:02:21.333 --> 00:02:24.458 Barry Glickman! You were brilliant as FDR. 38 00:02:24.541 --> 00:02:26.666 From the moment I first stepped into FDR's shoes… 39 00:02:26.750 --> 00:02:28.916 And when I say "shoes," I mean wheelchair. 40 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:30.083 …I had an epiphany. 41 00:02:30.166 --> 00:02:32.708 I realized there is no difference 42 00:02:32.791 --> 00:02:36.375 between the president of the United States and a celebrity. 43 00:02:36.458 --> 00:02:40.583 We both have power. The power to change the world. 44 00:02:40.666 --> 00:02:43.250 It's a weighty responsibility. 45 00:02:43.333 --> 00:02:44.791 Let's talk process. 46 00:02:44.875 --> 00:02:47.833 ♪ When I'm in character, I go insane ♪ 47 00:02:48.416 --> 00:02:50.750 ♪ I stagger, I stammer, I sob ♪ 48 00:02:51.791 --> 00:02:54.500 ♪ I make the audiences feel my pain ♪ 49 00:02:54.583 --> 00:02:58.416 ♪ And if they don't leave depressed Then I've not done my job ♪ 50 00:02:58.500 --> 00:03:01.666 ♪ Each time I find a role like Eleanor ♪ 51 00:03:01.750 --> 00:03:04.958 ♪ The artist inside of me thrives ♪ 52 00:03:05.041 --> 00:03:08.416 ♪ I put on that wig And those prosthetic teeth ♪ 53 00:03:08.500 --> 00:03:11.916 ♪ And know I'm changing lives ♪ 54 00:03:12.500 --> 00:03:18.333 ♪ By the time I get tuberculosis In act two ♪ 55 00:03:18.916 --> 00:03:21.875 ♪ Even the people who are dead inside ♪ 56 00:03:21.958 --> 00:03:24.666 ♪ Will shout, "Bravo," on cue! ♪ 57 00:03:24.750 --> 00:03:26.083 [all] Bravo! 58 00:03:27.541 --> 00:03:30.041 The first review is in. New Jersey Star-Ledger. 59 00:03:30.125 --> 00:03:31.541 Don't tell me… 60 00:03:32.291 --> 00:03:35.458 unless it's a rave or a mixed-positive. 61 00:03:36.041 --> 00:03:37.291 It says we're a hit! 62 00:03:37.375 --> 00:03:38.958 -[gasps] -[all cheering] 63 00:03:39.041 --> 00:03:41.791 [screams] Oh, my God! 64 00:03:41.875 --> 00:03:43.125 [car horn honks] 65 00:03:49.375 --> 00:03:50.750 [Barry chuckles] 66 00:03:53.708 --> 00:03:57.000 ♪ We're a hit and I think we deserve it ♪ 67 00:03:57.083 --> 00:03:59.791 ♪ That's for sure ♪ 68 00:03:59.875 --> 00:04:03.083 ♪ Also, it means that this tour de force ♪ 69 00:04:03.166 --> 00:04:05.375 ♪ Will not be forced to tour ♪ 70 00:04:05.458 --> 00:04:08.375 [Dee Dee] To Eleanor! May she run for eternity! 71 00:04:08.458 --> 00:04:10.125 [all] To Eleanor! 72 00:04:11.916 --> 00:04:14.541 ♪ Cheers to a show that's so inspiring ♪ 73 00:04:15.208 --> 00:04:18.250 ♪ It's almost too much to sit through ♪ 74 00:04:18.833 --> 00:04:21.500 ♪ And if we run That might mean one more thing ♪ 75 00:04:21.583 --> 00:04:23.208 ♪ That in ten years or so ♪ 76 00:04:23.291 --> 00:04:25.333 ♪ We'll do Eleanor Two! ♪ 77 00:04:25.416 --> 00:04:28.625 ♪ I can predict What the reviews will say ♪ 78 00:04:28.708 --> 00:04:31.833 ♪ Before the next notice arrives ♪ 79 00:04:31.916 --> 00:04:33.000 ♪ It's ground-breaking ♪ 80 00:04:33.083 --> 00:04:34.666 -♪ Earth-shaking! ♪ -♪ Life-affirming! ♪ 81 00:04:34.750 --> 00:04:36.375 -♪ Breathtaking ♪ -♪ Gut-wrenching! ♪ 82 00:04:36.458 --> 00:04:38.833 -♪ Heart-aching ♪ -♪ In two words, it's history-making ♪ 83 00:04:38.916 --> 00:04:40.875 ♪ That's why every actor strives ♪ 84 00:04:40.958 --> 00:04:44.333 ♪ For adulation ♪ 85 00:04:44.416 --> 00:04:47.708 ♪ And compensation ♪ 86 00:04:47.791 --> 00:04:50.375 ♪ That comes from nightly ♪ 87 00:04:50.458 --> 00:04:57.333 ♪ Changing lives! ♪ 88 00:04:57.416 --> 00:04:59.041 It's just what we do. 89 00:04:59.125 --> 00:05:00.958 The rest of the reviews are coming in! 90 00:05:01.041 --> 00:05:02.166 [all exclaim] 91 00:05:02.250 --> 00:05:05.666 New York Post, Associated Press, New York Times. 92 00:05:05.750 --> 00:05:07.750 -[all gasp] -The New York Times! 93 00:05:08.583 --> 00:05:09.416 Wow… 94 00:05:13.541 --> 00:05:14.541 [Dee Dee] What? 95 00:05:15.333 --> 00:05:16.750 -[Sheldon] Wow… -What's happening? 96 00:05:16.833 --> 00:05:20.166 This is not a review you want when you have crappy advance sales. 97 00:05:20.250 --> 00:05:21.875 This is gonna close us. 98 00:05:22.625 --> 00:05:25.041 What didn't they like? Was it the hip-hop? 99 00:05:25.125 --> 00:05:27.083 Yes, but not only that. 100 00:05:27.166 --> 00:05:30.833 -For God's sake, Sheldon. Just read it. -What? Read. 101 00:05:30.916 --> 00:05:33.250 [Sheldon] Okay, just the highlights. 102 00:05:33.333 --> 00:05:37.208 "Barry Glickman's FDR might just be the most insultingly misguided, 103 00:05:37.291 --> 00:05:39.500 offensive, and laughable performance 104 00:05:39.583 --> 00:05:44.000 that this reviewer has ever had the squirming misfortune to endure." 105 00:05:46.750 --> 00:05:48.208 That's not so bad. 106 00:05:48.833 --> 00:05:51.166 -Do her. Do her. -I'm just saying. 107 00:05:51.250 --> 00:05:52.083 Oh? Mmm. 108 00:05:52.166 --> 00:05:54.416 "Watching Dee Dee Allen's Eleanor Roosevelt 109 00:05:54.500 --> 00:05:57.208 croaking out a heavy-handed message of activism 110 00:05:57.291 --> 00:05:59.708 is like paying an aging drag queen 111 00:05:59.791 --> 00:06:03.041 to shove a syrup-soaked American flag down my throat." 112 00:06:03.625 --> 00:06:05.208 Well, that… 113 00:06:05.291 --> 00:06:07.916 That's not criticism. 114 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:12.250 That's just… It's just a per… [voice breaking] …a personal attack. 115 00:06:12.333 --> 00:06:16.833 "If you're considering buying a ticket to this show, do yourself a favor." 116 00:06:16.916 --> 00:06:19.791 "Buy a few feet of good, heavy rope instead 117 00:06:19.875 --> 00:06:21.666 and then go hang yourself." 118 00:06:21.750 --> 00:06:25.541 [Barry] Oh, God! Oh, God! 119 00:06:26.666 --> 00:06:29.416 [mutters] What? Was the show really that bad? 120 00:06:29.500 --> 00:06:32.333 It's not the show. It's you two. 121 00:06:32.416 --> 00:06:34.208 You're just not likeable. 122 00:06:34.916 --> 00:06:35.916 -What? -What? 123 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:38.291 Nobody likes a narcissist. 124 00:06:39.208 --> 00:06:40.708 -Oh, this… [clears throat] -Oh, that. 125 00:06:40.791 --> 00:06:44.291 Leave it to me. I'll go and try and change the narrative once again. 126 00:06:44.375 --> 00:06:48.791 -I hate this world! This is bullshit! -Just horrible. It's just… It hurts. 127 00:06:48.875 --> 00:06:52.000 It… It hurts my heart. 128 00:06:52.083 --> 00:06:54.375 -[Barry exhales] -Where did everybody go? 129 00:06:55.333 --> 00:06:58.583 -What can I get you? -[both] Yola Mezcal blackberry smash. 130 00:06:59.166 --> 00:07:01.250 [bartender] My condolences, Dee Dee. 131 00:07:01.333 --> 00:07:03.791 But remember, you have friends. 132 00:07:03.875 --> 00:07:06.458 Thank you. Who are you? 133 00:07:07.500 --> 00:07:08.583 Trent Oliver. 134 00:07:09.291 --> 00:07:10.541 Uh, oh… 135 00:07:11.041 --> 00:07:14.125 -We've done five shows together. -Oh, really? Oh, my God. 136 00:07:14.208 --> 00:07:16.375 Trent went to Juilliard. Won't shut up about it. 137 00:07:16.458 --> 00:07:19.583 -Oh, right, Trent! Of course, Trent! -Trent. 138 00:07:19.666 --> 00:07:20.791 [Trent and Dee Dee chuckle] 139 00:07:22.166 --> 00:07:23.541 Why are you dressed like a waiter? 140 00:07:24.583 --> 00:07:26.916 -I'm in between gigs at the moment. -[Dee Dee] Hmm. 141 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:31.500 Honestly, Dee Dee, I feel adrift as I did in my days before Juilliard. 142 00:07:31.583 --> 00:07:32.666 Oh, my God. 143 00:07:32.750 --> 00:07:35.875 You see, my passions are fueled by the power of Lady Theater 144 00:07:35.958 --> 00:07:39.000 and how she can, with a gentle touch of her hand, 145 00:07:39.083 --> 00:07:41.083 sculpt a human soul. 146 00:07:41.166 --> 00:07:43.833 -But we learned at Juilliard… -Oh, mother of God. 147 00:07:43.916 --> 00:07:47.791 If I could soliloquize, "If you prick me, do I not bleed?" 148 00:07:49.666 --> 00:07:52.541 "And if you do not pay me, do I not still act?" 149 00:07:52.625 --> 00:07:54.208 That might be enough. 150 00:07:54.291 --> 00:07:56.000 Still, I have played Hamlet, 151 00:07:56.083 --> 00:08:01.875 and yet I'm only known as that guy from the beloved early aughts' sitcom… 152 00:08:02.458 --> 00:08:03.708 [Trent] Talk to the Hand. 153 00:08:03.791 --> 00:08:05.041 ["Hold My Hand" playing] 154 00:08:05.125 --> 00:08:06.541 [audience laughing] 155 00:08:07.875 --> 00:08:10.791 I question the very meaning of my existence. 156 00:08:10.875 --> 00:08:12.916 [jazzy tune playing] 157 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:17.125 Maggie Smith once approached me in a men's bathroom and she said, 158 00:08:17.208 --> 00:08:19.791 "Who sent you? Was it Michelle Dockery?" 159 00:08:19.875 --> 00:08:23.708 "Because the court said 500 yards." You could tell she was scared. 160 00:08:23.791 --> 00:08:26.958 -Hey, guys! -[Barry] Angie! Angie. 161 00:08:27.041 --> 00:08:30.291 I'm sorry your show closed on opening night again! 162 00:08:30.375 --> 00:08:31.916 [Barry and Dee Dee groan] 163 00:08:32.416 --> 00:08:35.083 Welcome to the world of the unemployed. Top me off. 164 00:08:35.166 --> 00:08:36.750 I thought you were in Chicago. 165 00:08:36.833 --> 00:08:39.583 [groans] I just quit. 166 00:08:40.208 --> 00:08:43.708 Twenty years in the chorus and they still wouldn't let me play Roxie Hart. 167 00:08:43.791 --> 00:08:45.958 -[Dee Dee] Aw. -You wanna know who's playing the role? 168 00:08:46.041 --> 00:08:47.416 -Kelly Ripa? -Cher? 169 00:08:47.500 --> 00:08:49.166 -Connie Chung. -Kris Jenner? 170 00:08:49.250 --> 00:08:50.833 No, Tina Louise. 171 00:08:51.750 --> 00:08:53.916 Ginger from Gilligan's Island. 172 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:55.625 Oh, my God, is she still alive? 173 00:08:56.708 --> 00:08:58.666 [laughs] 174 00:09:04.416 --> 00:09:05.625 [sighs] 175 00:09:09.916 --> 00:09:12.250 We're wasting our lives. 176 00:09:12.333 --> 00:09:16.250 Hmm, it's true. At least we're all in the same boat. 177 00:09:16.333 --> 00:09:20.416 "Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows." 178 00:09:20.500 --> 00:09:22.583 -[Barry] Oh, my God. -That's from The Tempest. 179 00:09:22.666 --> 00:09:26.541 Okay, one, shut up. Two, I refuse to give up, okay? 180 00:09:26.625 --> 00:09:30.458 We're… We're still celebrities. We still have power. 181 00:09:30.541 --> 00:09:31.666 [chuckles] 182 00:09:31.750 --> 00:09:34.166 Now, The Times sort of castrated you as it were. 183 00:09:34.250 --> 00:09:35.083 [Barry sighs] 184 00:09:35.166 --> 00:09:38.416 Yep. They wrote you off as aging narcissists. 185 00:09:38.500 --> 00:09:41.375 I still don't understand what's wrong with that. 186 00:09:41.458 --> 00:09:45.625 There's a very simple way that we can still love ourselves 187 00:09:45.708 --> 00:09:50.500 yet appear to be decent human beings, okay? 188 00:09:50.583 --> 00:09:53.166 We will become celebrity activists. 189 00:09:53.250 --> 00:09:55.500 -[Angie] Oh! Brilliant! -[Barry] Right? 190 00:09:55.583 --> 00:09:57.875 -All we need is a cause. -A cause célèbre. 191 00:09:57.958 --> 00:10:00.375 Everybody think of some causes. Go. 192 00:10:00.458 --> 00:10:02.416 -Um, poverty? -Too big. 193 00:10:02.500 --> 00:10:03.750 World hunger. 194 00:10:03.833 --> 00:10:07.625 That is also a major thing. No, we need something we can handle. 195 00:10:07.708 --> 00:10:11.166 Some little injustice we can drive to. Recycling. 196 00:10:11.250 --> 00:10:13.541 -Let's see what's trending. -[Barry] Recycling's good. 197 00:10:13.625 --> 00:10:16.833 -Why are there so many award shows? -Parking. 198 00:10:16.916 --> 00:10:20.000 -[Barry] Or the TVs in the back of cabs. -Oh! Oh, yeah, what about this girl? 199 00:10:20.875 --> 00:10:22.750 Oh, my gosh. Check this out. 200 00:10:22.833 --> 00:10:24.541 -[Barry] What girl? -It's all over Twitter. 201 00:10:24.625 --> 00:10:25.458 [Barry] Oh. 202 00:10:26.125 --> 00:10:28.166 She's from Edgewater, Indiana. 203 00:10:29.166 --> 00:10:33.291 She's a lesbian. She wanted to take her girlfriend to the high school prom, 204 00:10:33.375 --> 00:10:35.958 and the PTA went apeshit and they canceled it. 205 00:10:36.041 --> 00:10:38.000 They canceled prom? 206 00:10:38.083 --> 00:10:40.125 -Are they allowed to do that? -No. 207 00:10:40.208 --> 00:10:42.125 [reporter] Principal Hawkins, your response. 208 00:10:42.208 --> 00:10:45.000 The first thing I'm going to do is contact the Indiana state's attorney. 209 00:10:45.083 --> 00:10:48.416 This is not about school rules. This is a civil rights case. 210 00:10:48.500 --> 00:10:49.583 Wait, seriously? 211 00:10:49.666 --> 00:10:53.458 I'm betting pressure from the state's attorney will stop these bigots cold. 212 00:10:53.541 --> 00:10:55.541 It better. Because I'll tell you this much. 213 00:10:55.625 --> 00:10:58.000 If word gets out, people are gonna get mad. 214 00:10:58.083 --> 00:10:59.375 This pisses me off. 215 00:11:00.000 --> 00:11:02.500 The next thing you know, some modern-day Eleanor Roosevelt 216 00:11:02.583 --> 00:11:05.375 is gonna march down here and all hell's gonna break loose. 217 00:11:06.833 --> 00:11:09.791 We have got to go down there and raise holy hell. 218 00:11:09.875 --> 00:11:12.333 We will be the biggest thing to happen in Indiana 219 00:11:12.416 --> 00:11:14.625 since… whatever's happened in Indiana. 220 00:11:14.708 --> 00:11:17.708 -So this is it? This is our cause? -Yes. Are you with me? 221 00:11:17.791 --> 00:11:19.541 [all cheer] 222 00:11:19.625 --> 00:11:21.166 -We'll have a rally! -Yes! 223 00:11:21.250 --> 00:11:24.375 -We'll have picket signs! -We'll make T-shirts. 224 00:11:24.458 --> 00:11:26.666 We'll get Sheldon to tag along. He can find us a venue. 225 00:11:26.750 --> 00:11:28.208 Oh, wow! 226 00:11:28.291 --> 00:11:32.125 -Can we actually do this? -You bet your sweet MILF ass we can! 227 00:11:32.208 --> 00:11:33.500 [all laughing] 228 00:11:33.583 --> 00:11:34.666 [exhales] 229 00:11:36.541 --> 00:11:38.000 We are gonna prove… 230 00:11:38.666 --> 00:11:40.875 ♪ That in this day and age ♪ 231 00:11:40.958 --> 00:11:45.166 ♪ Being gay isn't a crime ♪ 232 00:11:45.875 --> 00:11:52.583 ♪ This is our moment to change the world ♪ 233 00:11:53.333 --> 00:11:56.125 -♪ One lesbian… ♪ -[Trent] ♪ Lesbian ♪ 234 00:11:56.208 --> 00:11:59.000 -[Dee Dee] ♪ Lesbian ♪ -[Angie] ♪ Lesbian ♪ 235 00:11:59.916 --> 00:12:03.000 ♪ At a time! ♪ 236 00:12:05.583 --> 00:12:08.708 ♪ We're gonna help that little lesbian ♪ 237 00:12:08.791 --> 00:12:10.916 ♪ Whether she likes it or not ♪ 238 00:12:12.208 --> 00:12:14.708 ♪ When you're a legendary thespian ♪ 239 00:12:14.791 --> 00:12:16.416 ♪ First, you help the distressed ♪ 240 00:12:16.500 --> 00:12:18.125 ♪ Then you help the distraught ♪ 241 00:12:18.833 --> 00:12:21.958 ♪ We're going down To where the necks are red ♪ 242 00:12:22.041 --> 00:12:25.125 ♪ And lack of dentistry thrives ♪ 243 00:12:25.208 --> 00:12:28.250 ♪ Why sing and dance When you can take a stance! ♪ 244 00:12:28.333 --> 00:12:31.791 ♪ And know you're truly changing lives ♪ 245 00:12:32.541 --> 00:12:35.750 Okay, now we have got to get an anthem! 246 00:12:35.833 --> 00:12:38.375 -Like "We Are The World." -Yes, but for lesbians. 247 00:12:38.458 --> 00:12:41.333 Steve Sondheim'll write us something. He's a big fan of my Sweeney Todd. 248 00:12:41.416 --> 00:12:42.250 I'll handle this. 249 00:12:42.333 --> 00:12:44.291 Wait. How are we gonna get there? 250 00:12:44.375 --> 00:12:48.916 I just booked a non-union tour of Godspell and it goes straight through Indiana. 251 00:12:49.000 --> 00:12:53.333 -You can come with us on the bus. -See? It's all coming together! 252 00:12:54.666 --> 00:12:58.083 ♪ We're gonna march Until that town looks like ♪ 253 00:12:58.166 --> 00:13:02.083 ♪ The end of act one of Les Mis ♪ 254 00:13:02.166 --> 00:13:05.458 ♪ You don't gotta have a PhD in psych ♪ 255 00:13:05.541 --> 00:13:09.333 ♪ To know that people kowtow To the folks in the biz ♪ 256 00:13:09.416 --> 00:13:12.541 ♪ We're gonna teach them to be more PC ♪ 257 00:13:12.625 --> 00:13:15.541 -♪ The minute our group arrives ♪ -That's right! 258 00:13:15.625 --> 00:13:17.750 -♪ Those fist-pumping ♪ -♪ Bible-thumping ♪ 259 00:13:17.833 --> 00:13:19.458 -♪ Spam-eating ♪ -♪ Cousin-loving ♪ 260 00:13:19.541 --> 00:13:21.208 -♪ Cow-tipping ♪ -♪ Shoulder-slumping ♪ 261 00:13:21.291 --> 00:13:22.875 -♪ Finger-wagging ♪ -♪ Hoosier-humping ♪ 262 00:13:22.958 --> 00:13:24.875 ♪ Losers and their homely wives ♪ 263 00:13:24.958 --> 00:13:28.291 ♪ They'll learn compassion! ♪ 264 00:13:28.375 --> 00:13:31.666 ♪ And better fashion ♪ 265 00:13:31.750 --> 00:13:34.625 ♪ Once we at last start ♪ 266 00:13:34.708 --> 00:13:40.750 ♪ Changing lives! ♪ 267 00:13:40.833 --> 00:13:42.666 Now let's go start a fight. 268 00:13:42.750 --> 00:13:43.958 [bell rings] 269 00:13:44.041 --> 00:13:45.375 [indistinct chatter] 270 00:13:56.916 --> 00:13:58.458 [girl] Do you like the bears? 271 00:13:59.083 --> 00:14:01.666 Yeah, you know, I'm pretty sure this breaks a few laws. 272 00:14:01.750 --> 00:14:06.041 -It's our way of saying thank you, Emma. -Yeah. Thanks for canceling prom. 273 00:14:06.125 --> 00:14:08.625 I didn't cancel prom. Your parents did. 274 00:14:08.708 --> 00:14:10.166 Come on. Lay off her. 275 00:14:10.250 --> 00:14:12.500 -Oh, are you on her side now? -[scoffs] No. 276 00:14:12.583 --> 00:14:15.708 I'm just not in third grade. See you at practice. 277 00:14:16.458 --> 00:14:19.291 Unlike your social life, this isn't over. 278 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:27.458 ♪ Note to self ♪ 279 00:14:27.541 --> 00:14:29.666 ♪ Don't be gay in Indiana ♪ 280 00:14:31.625 --> 00:14:35.458 ♪ Big heads-up That's a really stupid plan ♪ 281 00:14:36.666 --> 00:14:39.458 ♪ There are places Where it's in to be out ♪ 282 00:14:39.541 --> 00:14:42.291 ♪ Maybe San Francisco or thereabout ♪ 283 00:14:42.375 --> 00:14:45.291 ♪ But in Indiana, without a doubt ♪ 284 00:14:45.375 --> 00:14:50.333 ♪ If you're not straight Then guess what's bound to hit the fan? ♪ 285 00:14:51.833 --> 00:14:54.916 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 286 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:57.250 ♪ Not everyone is that repressed ♪ 287 00:14:57.333 --> 00:15:00.041 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 288 00:15:00.125 --> 00:15:02.958 ♪ It wouldn't be high school Without a test ♪ 289 00:15:03.041 --> 00:15:05.833 ♪ Just close your eyes and count to ten ♪ 290 00:15:05.916 --> 00:15:08.083 ♪ Go to your happy place ♪ 291 00:15:08.166 --> 00:15:11.375 ♪ And then try not to combust ♪ 292 00:15:12.625 --> 00:15:15.750 ♪ Just breathe ♪ 293 00:15:16.500 --> 00:15:17.666 [whistle blows] 294 00:15:17.750 --> 00:15:19.166 [indistinct chatter] 295 00:15:23.458 --> 00:15:27.833 Hey, Emma. Hey, who's this girl you were gonna bring to the prom, anyway? 296 00:15:27.916 --> 00:15:30.125 I didn't know we had more than one lesbo in town. 297 00:15:30.208 --> 00:15:33.458 -You don't know her. She's new here. -Like an exchange student? 298 00:15:33.541 --> 00:15:34.625 [whistle blows] 299 00:15:34.708 --> 00:15:35.958 -Maybe. -Mmm. 300 00:15:36.041 --> 00:15:38.833 Well, then why don't you, like, exchange her for a guy? 301 00:15:38.916 --> 00:15:40.541 Ooh! Dude! Nice! 302 00:15:45.625 --> 00:15:49.291 ♪ Note to self People suck in Indiana ♪ 303 00:15:49.791 --> 00:15:50.625 [sighs] 304 00:15:51.166 --> 00:15:56.083 ♪ Leave today Pray the Greyhound isn't full ♪ 305 00:15:56.166 --> 00:15:59.125 ♪ Who knew asking out a girl to the prom ♪ 306 00:15:59.208 --> 00:16:01.541 ♪ Would go over just like an atom bomb ♪ 307 00:16:01.625 --> 00:16:06.750 ♪ And make things much worse With your dad and mom ♪ 308 00:16:06.833 --> 00:16:11.916 ♪ And who'd have ever thought That could be possible? ♪ 309 00:16:13.291 --> 00:16:16.500 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 310 00:16:16.583 --> 00:16:18.916 ♪ Picture a beach with golden sand ♪ 311 00:16:19.000 --> 00:16:22.041 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 312 00:16:22.125 --> 00:16:24.041 ♪ Picture a Xanax in your hand ♪ 313 00:16:24.125 --> 00:16:27.583 ♪ Try journaling or start a blog ♪ 314 00:16:27.666 --> 00:16:31.625 ♪ Just end this inner monologue ♪ 315 00:16:31.708 --> 00:16:33.583 ♪ Seethe if you must ♪ 316 00:16:33.666 --> 00:16:36.666 ♪ But just breathe ♪ 317 00:16:36.750 --> 00:16:39.625 Okay. I just got off the phone with the state's attorney. 318 00:16:39.708 --> 00:16:43.625 She thinks this is a civil rights issue. This is a big deal, Emma. 319 00:16:43.708 --> 00:16:45.041 So, what are you saying? 320 00:16:45.125 --> 00:16:48.208 I'm just saying I'm really excited to be a part of something like this. 321 00:16:48.291 --> 00:16:50.166 We'll see how the PTA meeting goes. 322 00:16:50.250 --> 00:16:52.791 Well, it's not gonna be fun. We'll get through it. 323 00:16:52.875 --> 00:16:54.708 Just take a sec. Relax. 324 00:16:54.791 --> 00:16:56.875 [bell rings] 325 00:17:00.416 --> 00:17:03.291 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 326 00:17:03.375 --> 00:17:05.875 ♪ Remember that thing called oxygen ♪ 327 00:17:05.958 --> 00:17:09.041 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 328 00:17:09.125 --> 00:17:11.333 ♪ Look at the crazy state you're in ♪ 329 00:17:11.416 --> 00:17:14.500 ♪ Just smile and nod Although they're jerks ♪ 330 00:17:14.583 --> 00:17:18.333 ♪ Say "namaste" and pray it works ♪ 331 00:17:18.416 --> 00:17:21.708 ♪ And like we've discussed ♪ 332 00:17:22.833 --> 00:17:24.041 ♪ Just… ♪ 333 00:17:24.958 --> 00:17:31.833 ♪ Breathe ♪ 334 00:17:34.625 --> 00:17:36.208 [bell rings] 335 00:17:37.541 --> 00:17:41.125 [choir] ♪ When wilt thou Save the people? ♪ 336 00:17:41.208 --> 00:17:43.416 -Blue one. Blue. -This stop motion sickness? 337 00:17:43.500 --> 00:17:44.916 Mmm-hmm, and everything else. 338 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:46.208 [choir] ♪ The people… ♪ 339 00:17:46.291 --> 00:17:48.000 [Barry] Okay. Enough! Enough! 340 00:17:48.083 --> 00:17:50.833 Stop singing, stop! You're making me hate God. 341 00:17:50.916 --> 00:17:53.416 -[Angie] You're scaring them. -They're scaring me. 342 00:17:53.500 --> 00:17:55.416 How about we do some trust exercises? 343 00:17:55.500 --> 00:17:57.833 -[choir murmuring indistinctly] -Yeah? Good. 344 00:17:57.916 --> 00:18:02.833 Hotel is booked. Breakfast isn't included, but there is a Waffle Shed next door. 345 00:18:02.916 --> 00:18:04.750 -Sounds delicious. -[Angie] Mmm-hmm. 346 00:18:04.833 --> 00:18:09.083 We're doing a great thing here. We're being great people. 347 00:18:09.166 --> 00:18:10.958 This is all great. [chuckles] 348 00:18:12.083 --> 00:18:14.750 This is gonna get me my third Tony Award. 349 00:18:14.833 --> 00:18:17.083 -[scoffs] Oh, my God. -What? 350 00:18:17.958 --> 00:18:22.000 Oh, come on, you know how political the Tonys are. 351 00:18:22.083 --> 00:18:25.041 They don't vote for you. They vote for your brand. 352 00:18:25.125 --> 00:18:28.208 My brand is a little tarnished at the moment. 353 00:18:28.291 --> 00:18:30.708 'Cause of the infamous tirade at the Longacre Theatre? 354 00:18:30.791 --> 00:18:34.083 When a cell phone goes off in the middle of a performance… 355 00:18:34.166 --> 00:18:36.291 -I can't be held responsible. -It was your cell phone! 356 00:18:36.375 --> 00:18:38.958 -I didn't know that! -It was in your wig! 357 00:18:39.041 --> 00:18:41.375 I didn't know that at the time. Anyway… 358 00:18:42.041 --> 00:18:47.291 All the goodwill that we're gonna get from this thing will wash me clean, 359 00:18:47.375 --> 00:18:51.333 and I will win, no matter what my next project is. [chuckles] 360 00:18:51.416 --> 00:18:54.291 You're just greedy. I'd be happy with one Tony. 361 00:18:54.375 --> 00:18:57.458 -I thought I had a shot with FDR. -Mmm-hmm. 362 00:18:57.541 --> 00:18:59.208 I need a win. 363 00:18:59.291 --> 00:19:02.833 I'm so sick of all the rejection. I'm no Dee Dee Allen. 364 00:19:02.916 --> 00:19:05.541 -A lot of bile. -Well, I'm angry at life. 365 00:19:05.625 --> 00:19:07.958 No, I mean Trent. He's retching again. 366 00:19:08.625 --> 00:19:11.333 You were saying something about your… 367 00:19:12.000 --> 00:19:14.625 I got into this business, yes, because I loved it, 368 00:19:14.708 --> 00:19:17.875 but also to prove to everyone who doubted me, 369 00:19:17.958 --> 00:19:23.375 my… teachers, the kids on the school bus, my horrible parents, 370 00:19:23.458 --> 00:19:26.000 that I could do something. Something important. 371 00:19:26.625 --> 00:19:29.875 [exhales] That's exactly what we are doing. 372 00:19:30.500 --> 00:19:32.208 Something important. 373 00:19:33.375 --> 00:19:35.416 I just hope we don't screw it up. 374 00:19:37.666 --> 00:19:38.958 [Angie] Hit it. 375 00:19:39.041 --> 00:19:40.666 ♪ Day by day… ♪ 376 00:19:40.750 --> 00:19:44.083 ♪ Day by day ♪ 377 00:19:44.166 --> 00:19:48.000 ♪ Day by day ♪ 378 00:19:48.083 --> 00:19:49.791 ♪ Three things I pray ♪ 379 00:19:49.875 --> 00:19:51.750 -♪ Three things I pray ♪ -[retches] 380 00:19:51.833 --> 00:19:55.291 I'm sorry, you're telling us that the state's attorney 381 00:19:55.375 --> 00:19:57.875 is forcing us to have a prom? 382 00:19:57.958 --> 00:20:01.875 No, the state's attorney wants us to hold an inclusive prom. 383 00:20:01.958 --> 00:20:03.333 -Yes. -[audience murmurs] 384 00:20:03.416 --> 00:20:06.875 Because that's what they feel best reflects America's values. 385 00:20:06.958 --> 00:20:10.208 Well, this isn't America. This is Indiana. 386 00:20:10.291 --> 00:20:11.583 [audience applauds] 387 00:20:11.666 --> 00:20:12.708 All right. 388 00:20:16.208 --> 00:20:19.000 Just to be clear, this is America 389 00:20:19.083 --> 00:20:22.458 and everyone gets to have an opinion-- Oh, just like you. 390 00:20:22.541 --> 00:20:23.958 [microphone feedback squeals] 391 00:20:27.041 --> 00:20:29.666 My son will not be forced to go to a homosexual prom. 392 00:20:29.750 --> 00:20:30.916 [audience applauds] 393 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:34.083 Thank you, Beverly! Thank you! 394 00:20:34.166 --> 00:20:37.666 Again, it is not a homosexual prom. It is an inclusive prom… 395 00:20:37.750 --> 00:20:40.083 -With homosexuals. -You don't have to attend-- 396 00:20:40.625 --> 00:20:43.083 You don't have to attend if you don't want to. 397 00:20:43.166 --> 00:20:46.833 Look… I… I'm sorry you're upset, 398 00:20:46.916 --> 00:20:51.125 but the organization of the prom is within the purview of the student council. 399 00:20:51.208 --> 00:20:54.291 Let's hear what they have to say. Alyssa? 400 00:20:54.375 --> 00:20:56.916 -Uh… Okay. -[scattered applause] 401 00:20:57.000 --> 00:20:58.083 [feedback whines] 402 00:20:58.666 --> 00:21:01.833 Well, we want prom to go on, obviously. 403 00:21:04.125 --> 00:21:07.375 It's supposed to be a celebration of all students-- 404 00:21:07.458 --> 00:21:09.458 Okay. No, thank you. It's fine, everyone. 405 00:21:09.541 --> 00:21:14.208 Sweetheart, I'm so sorry, but this is not a student matter. 406 00:21:14.291 --> 00:21:19.750 This is about government… tearing our community apart. 407 00:21:19.833 --> 00:21:20.666 [audience cheering] 408 00:21:20.750 --> 00:21:24.750 It's about big government taking away our freedom of choice. 409 00:21:24.833 --> 00:21:26.208 [Principal Hawkins] Okay. Okay. 410 00:21:26.291 --> 00:21:29.083 This is not about government intervention. 411 00:21:29.166 --> 00:21:31.000 Emma, what is this about? 412 00:21:32.375 --> 00:21:34.583 I just want to go to prom like any other kid. 413 00:21:34.666 --> 00:21:37.041 [Principal Hawkins] Mmm-hmm. But you can't. 414 00:21:37.125 --> 00:21:40.083 She can't, and that's why the courts are involved. 415 00:21:40.166 --> 00:21:41.375 Ask yourself. 416 00:21:42.250 --> 00:21:46.125 What exactly is it that you find so frightening about gay people? 417 00:21:46.208 --> 00:21:48.875 -[door crashes opens] -[Barry] Hold it! Stop! Stop! 418 00:21:48.958 --> 00:21:50.125 Hold it! 419 00:21:50.208 --> 00:21:53.833 -[indistinct chatter] -What you are doing here is wrong. 420 00:21:54.458 --> 00:21:56.416 I'm sorry. Who are you? 421 00:21:56.500 --> 00:21:59.250 Where is our girl? Where's Emma? Emma! 422 00:21:59.333 --> 00:22:00.708 I'm Emma. 423 00:22:00.791 --> 00:22:05.750 Emma, my name is Barry, and I'm here to tell you that you are not alone. 424 00:22:05.833 --> 00:22:09.250 Okay? I am as gay as a bucket of wigs. 425 00:22:09.333 --> 00:22:11.416 -[audience clamoring] -[loudly] A bucket of them! 426 00:22:11.500 --> 00:22:14.583 And we are here from New York City and we are gonna save you. 427 00:22:14.666 --> 00:22:16.333 Tomorrow, we will hold a rally. 428 00:22:16.416 --> 00:22:19.333 -There'll be banners and choreography. -Excuse me. 429 00:22:19.416 --> 00:22:22.541 -Excuse me! -[Barry] Shame! Shame! 430 00:22:22.625 --> 00:22:25.125 [loudly] Excuse me! 431 00:22:25.708 --> 00:22:26.625 [exhales sharply] 432 00:22:27.208 --> 00:22:30.416 What is going on? Who are you people? 433 00:22:30.500 --> 00:22:32.250 We are liberals from Broadway. 434 00:22:32.333 --> 00:22:33.416 [indistinct chatter] 435 00:22:33.500 --> 00:22:34.625 Oh, shut up! 436 00:22:34.708 --> 00:22:38.458 We are here to open your hearts and your minds. 437 00:22:38.541 --> 00:22:41.250 The five of us are gonna teach you… 438 00:22:41.833 --> 00:22:43.291 -Where's Dee Dee? -You'll see. 439 00:22:44.833 --> 00:22:46.583 -All right. -[intense music playing] 440 00:22:50.250 --> 00:22:52.708 Oh, my God. That's Dee Dee Allen. 441 00:22:52.791 --> 00:22:57.166 ♪ I want to tell the people of… ♪ 442 00:22:58.000 --> 00:23:00.208 ♪ Whatever this town's called ♪ 443 00:23:01.708 --> 00:23:04.416 ♪ I know what's going on here ♪ 444 00:23:04.500 --> 00:23:07.875 ♪ And frankly, I'm appalled ♪ 445 00:23:08.500 --> 00:23:13.583 ♪ I read three quarters of a news story And knew I had to come ♪ 446 00:23:13.666 --> 00:23:19.833 ♪ And unless I am doing The Miracle Worker ♪ 447 00:23:22.125 --> 00:23:25.250 ♪ I… ♪ 448 00:23:25.333 --> 00:23:28.833 ♪ Won't play blind ♪ 449 00:23:28.916 --> 00:23:32.708 ♪ Deaf and dumb ♪ 450 00:23:34.833 --> 00:23:37.125 ♪ Listen, you bigoted monsters ♪ 451 00:23:37.208 --> 00:23:39.875 ♪ Just who do you think you are? ♪ 452 00:23:39.958 --> 00:23:42.416 ♪ Your prejudice and your oppression ♪ 453 00:23:42.500 --> 00:23:45.625 ♪ Won't get past this Broadway star ♪ 454 00:23:45.708 --> 00:23:50.875 ♪ Stealing the rights of a girl Who is an LGBQ teen ♪ 455 00:23:50.958 --> 00:23:55.583 ♪ I've been far too angry to google What those letters mean ♪ 456 00:23:56.583 --> 00:24:01.833 ♪ But it's not about me, It's about poor… ♪ 457 00:24:01.916 --> 00:24:06.125 -Emma! -♪ Emma, for can't you see ♪ 458 00:24:06.208 --> 00:24:08.458 ♪ The raw deal she's been dealt? ♪ 459 00:24:09.041 --> 00:24:12.000 ♪ So hear my plea ♪ 460 00:24:12.083 --> 00:24:14.875 ♪ Or here's your next dilemma ♪ 461 00:24:15.500 --> 00:24:18.541 ♪ How do you silence a woman Who's known for her belt? ♪ 462 00:24:18.625 --> 00:24:19.750 Sing it, Eleanor! 463 00:24:20.875 --> 00:24:24.458 ♪ Her belt! ♪ 464 00:24:24.541 --> 00:24:26.125 ♪ But it's not about me ♪ 465 00:24:26.208 --> 00:24:28.250 Get them out of here now! 466 00:24:28.333 --> 00:24:30.333 ♪ Go on and threaten to riot ♪ 467 00:24:30.416 --> 00:24:32.791 ♪ It won't faze me in the least ♪ 468 00:24:33.541 --> 00:24:35.958 ♪ I understand furious townsfolk ♪ 469 00:24:36.041 --> 00:24:38.708 ♪ I did Beauty and the Beast ♪ 470 00:24:38.791 --> 00:24:41.000 ♪ I'm no stranger to slander ♪ 471 00:24:41.083 --> 00:24:44.375 ♪ So, my dear, you're not alone ♪ 472 00:24:44.458 --> 00:24:48.916 ♪ The Post once said I was too old to play Eva Perón ♪ 473 00:24:49.000 --> 00:24:50.125 No. 474 00:24:50.208 --> 00:24:53.416 ♪ Eva Perón! ♪ 475 00:24:53.500 --> 00:24:56.250 ♪ But it is not about me ♪ 476 00:24:56.333 --> 00:24:59.250 ♪ It's Emma's story, damn it! ♪ 477 00:24:59.333 --> 00:25:02.416 ♪ Equality ♪ 478 00:25:02.500 --> 00:25:05.166 ♪ Should be this country's norm ♪ 479 00:25:05.250 --> 00:25:08.541 ♪ No photography ♪ 480 00:25:08.625 --> 00:25:11.041 ♪ Unless you Instagram it ♪ 481 00:25:11.583 --> 00:25:15.166 ♪ Use hashtag Dee Dee Takes Local Yokels by Storm ♪ 482 00:25:16.416 --> 00:25:18.083 ♪ But it's not about me ♪ 483 00:25:18.166 --> 00:25:19.166 [chuckles] That's cute. 484 00:25:19.250 --> 00:25:21.708 ♪ I didn't come here to make a scene ♪ 485 00:25:21.791 --> 00:25:24.208 ♪ But I know how Emma's heart aches ♪ 486 00:25:24.791 --> 00:25:27.416 ♪ And this is how actors intervene ♪ 487 00:25:27.500 --> 00:25:29.750 ♪ With fiery songs and dance breaks ♪ 488 00:25:32.500 --> 00:25:33.833 [yelps] 489 00:25:49.875 --> 00:25:52.916 ♪ But it's not about me ♪ 490 00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:55.875 ♪ Although I'm rich and famous ♪ 491 00:25:55.958 --> 00:26:00.875 ♪ Publicity is not my final goal ♪ 492 00:26:00.958 --> 00:26:02.375 ♪ Call security! ♪ 493 00:26:02.458 --> 00:26:08.000 ♪ You needn't be Some backwoods ignoramus ♪ 494 00:26:08.083 --> 00:26:10.375 ♪ Join me and we'll start fighting ♪ 495 00:26:10.458 --> 00:26:12.291 ♪ Could I get softer lighting? ♪ 496 00:26:12.375 --> 00:26:14.541 ♪ Wait, this is… ♪ 497 00:26:14.625 --> 00:26:20.041 -♪ Not… ♪ -♪ Not… ♪ 498 00:26:20.125 --> 00:26:21.916 -♪ About me! ♪ -♪ This is not about… ♪ 499 00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:24.541 -♪ What is happening? ♪ -♪ This is not about… ♪ 500 00:26:24.625 --> 00:26:25.791 ♪ What is happening? ♪ 501 00:26:25.875 --> 00:26:27.250 ♪ This is not about… ♪ 502 00:26:29.000 --> 00:26:31.291 ♪ It is all about, uh, Emma ♪ 503 00:26:31.375 --> 00:26:34.083 ♪ And not about… ♪ 504 00:26:34.708 --> 00:26:39.583 ♪ Me! ♪ 505 00:26:42.666 --> 00:26:45.291 Who was responsible for that? Was it you? 506 00:26:45.375 --> 00:26:48.375 Me? No, I have no idea what just happened in there. 507 00:26:48.458 --> 00:26:52.375 Strangers burst in hurling insults at the parents, and you do nothing. 508 00:26:52.458 --> 00:26:54.791 What kind of school are you running here, Mr. Hawkins? 509 00:26:54.875 --> 00:26:56.583 [sighs] 510 00:27:01.333 --> 00:27:04.083 Excuse me, Miss Allen. I'm Tom. Tom Hawkins. 511 00:27:04.166 --> 00:27:08.333 I am the principal and I just, um… What are you doing? 512 00:27:08.416 --> 00:27:10.583 We have come to show this community 513 00:27:10.666 --> 00:27:14.208 that gay people and gay-positive icons, such as myself, 514 00:27:14.291 --> 00:27:16.791 [inhales] are made of the same flesh and blood as they are. 515 00:27:16.875 --> 00:27:17.750 Uh-huh. 516 00:27:17.833 --> 00:27:21.833 If they don't have gay people here, why is my Scruff going crazy right now? 517 00:27:21.916 --> 00:27:23.333 We're not monsters. 518 00:27:24.083 --> 00:27:26.291 We're cultural disruptors. [chuckles] 519 00:27:27.250 --> 00:27:28.250 I'm a fan. 520 00:27:31.666 --> 00:27:35.083 -Really? -Yeah. Yes, I am. [giggles] 521 00:27:35.166 --> 00:27:36.000 [gasps] 522 00:27:36.708 --> 00:27:41.583 [chuckles] What kind of a fan? Big fan? Small fan? Scary stabby fan? 523 00:27:41.666 --> 00:27:44.125 You could say that I'm a big fan. Yes. 524 00:27:44.208 --> 00:27:48.916 Really? That's so surprising because you're not my usual demographic. 525 00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:51.000 -You mean Black? -No, straight. 526 00:27:52.166 --> 00:27:54.041 You are straight, right? 527 00:27:54.125 --> 00:27:57.250 Yes. I am. Straight people like Broadway too. 528 00:27:57.333 --> 00:28:01.208 [chuckles] I've heard that. Always thought it was a fairy tale. 529 00:28:01.291 --> 00:28:05.500 -[chuckles] So to speak. -[chuckles] So to speak. Well, it's true. 530 00:28:05.583 --> 00:28:07.541 Um, I've been a fan since I saw you 531 00:28:07.625 --> 00:28:09.541 in the show for which you won your first Tony. 532 00:28:09.625 --> 00:28:12.583 -No! You saw Swallow the Moon? -I did. 533 00:28:12.666 --> 00:28:16.958 The number at the top of the second act, "The Lady's Improving"? Chills. 534 00:28:17.041 --> 00:28:19.833 [chuckles] That song made me a star. 535 00:28:19.916 --> 00:28:21.375 It made me a fan. 536 00:28:21.458 --> 00:28:24.125 -Uh, Dee Dee, we gotta make haste. -Okay. 537 00:28:24.208 --> 00:28:26.958 Uh, Miss Allen, I just… This is a very delicate situation. 538 00:28:27.041 --> 00:28:29.958 I'm asking you and your friends to back off for a few days. 539 00:28:30.458 --> 00:28:32.291 -Back off? -Yeah. 540 00:28:32.916 --> 00:28:35.416 Backing off is exactly what we're not going to do. 541 00:28:35.500 --> 00:28:39.500 I see what's happening here. You're trying to disarm me with flattery. 542 00:28:39.583 --> 00:28:43.666 It's not going to work, Tom. Flattery makes me stronger. 543 00:28:43.750 --> 00:28:45.625 Fuels my ego. 544 00:29:03.625 --> 00:29:06.541 -[Alyssa] That was insane. -I know. 545 00:29:06.625 --> 00:29:08.958 -I'm really freaking out. -Don't freak out. 546 00:29:09.041 --> 00:29:10.916 We have a plan, remember? 547 00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:13.416 We're gonna get dressed up and go to prom 548 00:29:13.500 --> 00:29:17.250 and be together in public, not hide anymore. 549 00:29:17.875 --> 00:29:19.166 Are you sure about this? 550 00:29:19.958 --> 00:29:22.250 There's only one thing I'm sure about. 551 00:29:23.125 --> 00:29:25.958 ♪ I don't want to start a riot ♪ 552 00:29:26.041 --> 00:29:29.000 ♪ I don't want to blaze a trail ♪ 553 00:29:29.083 --> 00:29:32.541 ♪ I don't want to be a symbol ♪ 554 00:29:32.625 --> 00:29:35.583 ♪ Or a cautionary tale ♪ 555 00:29:35.666 --> 00:29:38.750 ♪ I don't want to be a scapegoat ♪ 556 00:29:38.833 --> 00:29:42.250 ♪ For people to oppose ♪ 557 00:29:42.333 --> 00:29:45.416 ♪ What I want is simple ♪ 558 00:29:45.500 --> 00:29:50.708 ♪ As far as wanting goes ♪ 559 00:29:50.791 --> 00:29:55.416 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 560 00:29:55.500 --> 00:29:58.291 -♪ Let the whole world melt away ♪ -[laughing] 561 00:29:58.375 --> 00:30:01.458 ♪ And dance with you ♪ 562 00:30:01.541 --> 00:30:04.208 ♪ Who cares what other people say? ♪ 563 00:30:04.291 --> 00:30:07.541 ♪ And when we're through ♪ 564 00:30:07.625 --> 00:30:10.250 ♪ No one can convince us ♪ 565 00:30:10.333 --> 00:30:13.583 ♪ We were wrong ♪ 566 00:30:13.666 --> 00:30:18.000 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 567 00:30:18.083 --> 00:30:22.500 ♪ And a song ♪ 568 00:30:23.291 --> 00:30:24.333 [Alyssa laughs] 569 00:30:25.416 --> 00:30:28.291 ♪ I don't need a big production ♪ 570 00:30:28.375 --> 00:30:31.000 ♪ Streamers hanging in the air ♪ 571 00:30:31.083 --> 00:30:34.291 ♪ I don't need to spend the night with ♪ 572 00:30:34.375 --> 00:30:37.125 ♪ Confetti in my hair ♪ 573 00:30:37.208 --> 00:30:40.250 -[laughing] -♪ I don't need a room of people ♪ 574 00:30:40.333 --> 00:30:43.875 ♪ That I don't really know ♪ 575 00:30:43.958 --> 00:30:46.166 ♪ I just want to hold you ♪ 576 00:30:46.250 --> 00:30:50.666 ♪ And never let you go! ♪ 577 00:30:50.750 --> 00:30:55.333 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 578 00:30:55.416 --> 00:30:58.125 ♪ Let the whole world melt away ♪ 579 00:30:58.208 --> 00:31:01.125 ♪ And dance with you ♪ 580 00:31:01.208 --> 00:31:03.875 ♪ Who cares what other people say? ♪ 581 00:31:03.958 --> 00:31:07.250 ♪ And when we're through… ♪ 582 00:31:07.333 --> 00:31:09.791 ♪ No one can convince us ♪ 583 00:31:09.875 --> 00:31:12.833 ♪ We were wrong ♪ 584 00:31:12.916 --> 00:31:17.291 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 585 00:31:17.875 --> 00:31:21.000 ♪ And a song ♪ 586 00:31:21.750 --> 00:31:22.750 [car honks] 587 00:31:22.833 --> 00:31:25.250 It's my mom. I gotta go. 588 00:31:26.083 --> 00:31:27.083 Okay. 589 00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:29.833 Bye… 590 00:31:32.750 --> 00:31:37.083 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 591 00:31:37.833 --> 00:31:40.125 ♪ And… ♪ 592 00:31:40.208 --> 00:31:45.833 ♪ A song ♪ 593 00:31:54.750 --> 00:31:56.541 [Dee Dee groans] Oh, God. 594 00:31:57.250 --> 00:31:58.083 [groans] 595 00:31:58.791 --> 00:32:00.416 It's worse than the bus. 596 00:32:01.125 --> 00:32:03.458 [Angie] At least it's quieter. Huh? 597 00:32:04.041 --> 00:32:06.333 I need a drink. [exhales] 598 00:32:06.416 --> 00:32:08.125 -[bell dings] -Hello? 599 00:32:09.958 --> 00:32:13.458 Oh. Dickinson, four rooms. I called yesterday. 600 00:32:13.541 --> 00:32:15.625 Four rooms of varying size 601 00:32:15.708 --> 00:32:18.500 to reflect the hierarchy of the company, right? [chuckles] 602 00:32:19.541 --> 00:32:21.083 Where is my suite? 603 00:32:21.750 --> 00:32:23.250 We don't have a suite. 604 00:32:28.083 --> 00:32:30.166 -Now do you have a suite? -Oh! 605 00:32:30.916 --> 00:32:34.166 No, we don't have any suites. All the rooms are the same. 606 00:32:34.250 --> 00:32:36.416 -[Dee Dee sighs] -[Angie] Oh! 607 00:32:36.500 --> 00:32:37.958 Surely you know who I am. 608 00:32:38.041 --> 00:32:41.291 At the very least, I would like a room next to the spa. 609 00:32:41.375 --> 00:32:43.166 Uh, there's no spa. 610 00:32:43.750 --> 00:32:46.958 Angie, what is this place? We're all gonna get stabbed and stuffed. 611 00:32:47.041 --> 00:32:49.583 -You know that, right? -Orbitz gave it three stars! 612 00:32:49.666 --> 00:32:50.500 [sighs] 613 00:32:51.750 --> 00:32:54.041 Do you have any cabins? 614 00:32:54.666 --> 00:32:56.375 No, we don't have any cabins. 615 00:33:04.958 --> 00:33:07.416 -How about now? -[laughing] What is that? 616 00:33:07.500 --> 00:33:09.750 It's a Drama Desk. You know what it is. 617 00:33:10.416 --> 00:33:13.208 -[whispering] I vomited in the bus again. -[Angie] Mmm. 618 00:33:13.291 --> 00:33:15.125 Can I see the hotel doctor, please? 619 00:33:15.208 --> 00:33:16.958 Oh, my God, it's you. 620 00:33:17.041 --> 00:33:19.541 I can't believe it. It's actually you. 621 00:33:19.625 --> 00:33:22.875 You're the guy from Talk to the Hand. It's on every night at 9:00 after-- 622 00:33:22.958 --> 00:33:26.541 -Can I have my room, please? -Okay, let's get started. All right? 623 00:33:26.625 --> 00:33:28.750 -Let's change some minds. -[Angie] Uh… 624 00:33:28.833 --> 00:33:29.958 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 625 00:33:30.041 --> 00:33:32.458 -[Angie] Oh! A wishing well! -[Dee Dee gasps] 626 00:33:32.541 --> 00:33:34.333 Make a wish, Dee Dee. 627 00:33:34.416 --> 00:33:36.041 Death. I wish for death. 628 00:33:36.125 --> 00:33:40.041 Okay, Sheldon's working on a venue. Now, how's the song? 629 00:33:40.125 --> 00:33:44.833 Uh, about that. I was misled by my representation. 630 00:33:44.916 --> 00:33:48.625 Mr. Sondheim is not a fan of my Sweeney Todd. 631 00:33:48.708 --> 00:33:51.208 -Quite the opposite, actually. -[Barry] Oh, my God… 632 00:33:51.291 --> 00:33:54.125 Jesus, Trent, you screwed us. 633 00:33:54.208 --> 00:33:58.625 Don't worry. I wrote something myself. Yeah. 634 00:34:00.833 --> 00:34:02.958 It's quite rousing, 635 00:34:03.041 --> 00:34:05.958 and in a very humane key. 636 00:34:06.041 --> 00:34:08.375 The Godspell kids will back us up, 637 00:34:08.458 --> 00:34:11.625 and they have their own costumes. You're welcome. 638 00:34:13.208 --> 00:34:16.166 -Oh, my God. [giggles] -Yeah! 639 00:34:16.250 --> 00:34:18.125 -This is awful. -[giggles] 640 00:34:18.208 --> 00:34:20.500 We can't perform this. They'll boo us off the stage. 641 00:34:20.583 --> 00:34:24.041 No, all we need is a simple message that tugs at the heartstrings 642 00:34:24.125 --> 00:34:25.333 and a little pageantry. 643 00:34:25.416 --> 00:34:28.625 -We have everything we need right here. -Except a venue. 644 00:34:28.708 --> 00:34:30.666 O ye of little faith. 645 00:34:31.250 --> 00:34:35.375 [chuckles] I got one! And a crowd of 2,500 guaranteed. 646 00:34:35.458 --> 00:34:38.083 -What? -That's amazing! 647 00:34:38.166 --> 00:34:40.541 What is it? One of those beautiful Antebellum theaters? 648 00:34:40.625 --> 00:34:42.458 No, it's, uh… 649 00:34:43.208 --> 00:34:44.208 an arena. 650 00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:47.500 An arena? 651 00:34:48.333 --> 00:34:50.625 -[engines roaring] -[loud rock music playing] 652 00:35:03.458 --> 00:35:05.291 So it's come to this. 653 00:35:09.875 --> 00:35:11.583 [engine revving] 654 00:35:15.958 --> 00:35:17.666 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, 655 00:35:18.500 --> 00:35:22.291 Truckosaurus, the car-eating robot dinosaur, 656 00:35:22.375 --> 00:35:25.333 will not be your half-time entertainment today. 657 00:35:25.416 --> 00:35:28.458 Instead, we have some guests who've come from New York 658 00:35:28.541 --> 00:35:30.666 to sing us a song about intolerance. 659 00:35:30.750 --> 00:35:32.250 -[crowd jeering] -Hi there. 660 00:35:32.333 --> 00:35:36.208 I'm Trent Oliver, actor, activist… 661 00:35:37.125 --> 00:35:38.875 and Juilliard graduate. 662 00:35:38.958 --> 00:35:41.625 Emma, this one's for you. 663 00:35:41.708 --> 00:35:44.125 [instrumental music playing] 664 00:35:47.916 --> 00:35:52.708 ♪ Flowers accept the rain And grow more beautiful ♪ 665 00:35:54.208 --> 00:35:57.041 ♪ Babies accept their mother's breast ♪ 666 00:35:57.125 --> 00:35:59.625 ♪ So they can grow strong ♪ 667 00:36:00.500 --> 00:36:05.041 ♪ I accept that I was born A handsome man ♪ 668 00:36:05.500 --> 00:36:06.625 [man boos] 669 00:36:06.708 --> 00:36:11.833 ♪ So join with me And sing this acceptance song ♪ 670 00:36:11.916 --> 00:36:15.833 ♪ Let us accept one another ♪ 671 00:36:15.916 --> 00:36:18.458 ♪ I know it's truly hard ♪ 672 00:36:19.541 --> 00:36:22.208 ♪ We're sister and brother ♪ 673 00:36:22.291 --> 00:36:25.583 ♪ Here's what I learned at Juilliard ♪ 674 00:36:25.666 --> 00:36:28.708 -[audience booing] -♪ Bigotry's not big of me ♪ 675 00:36:28.791 --> 00:36:31.375 ♪ And it's not big of you ♪ 676 00:36:32.083 --> 00:36:34.833 ♪ Let's all work together ♪ 677 00:36:34.916 --> 00:36:39.416 ♪ To make rainbow dreams come true ♪ 678 00:36:39.500 --> 00:36:43.541 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, two-time Tony Award winner, Miss Dee Dee Allen. 679 00:36:43.625 --> 00:36:47.000 -Trent, I could rip your face off. -I'm sorry. 680 00:36:47.083 --> 00:36:49.833 [Barry] You made me fail. I am so sick of failing. 681 00:36:49.916 --> 00:36:51.250 What do we do now? 682 00:36:51.333 --> 00:36:52.375 We leave. 683 00:36:52.958 --> 00:36:56.291 -First we kill Trent, then we leave. -What about the girl? 684 00:36:56.375 --> 00:36:58.583 -[Dee Dee sighs] -[Principal Hawkins] Hello, everyone… 685 00:36:59.791 --> 00:37:03.458 We have some news. Emma and I wanted to be the ones to tell you, 686 00:37:03.541 --> 00:37:07.750 thanks to pressure from the state's attorney's office, prom is back on! 687 00:37:07.833 --> 00:37:09.708 -[Barry] What? -Prom is back on! [squeals] 688 00:37:09.791 --> 00:37:11.666 -[all cheering] -We did it! 689 00:37:11.750 --> 00:37:12.625 Yay! 690 00:37:12.708 --> 00:37:16.041 See? We're not narcissists. 691 00:37:16.125 --> 00:37:18.416 Just to be clear, uh, it's not because of you… 692 00:37:18.500 --> 00:37:19.708 Well, maybe it was. 693 00:37:19.791 --> 00:37:23.000 I mean, everybody started freaking out when you got here. 694 00:37:23.083 --> 00:37:26.791 The lawyer might've had legal power, but you really scared people. 695 00:37:26.875 --> 00:37:28.208 -[Angie] Aw! -We scared people! 696 00:37:28.291 --> 00:37:29.958 Important thing is, it's a victory. 697 00:37:30.041 --> 00:37:31.916 Now you get to go to prom like everybody else! 698 00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:34.125 -[Angie] Yes! -What are you gonna wear? 699 00:37:34.208 --> 00:37:38.041 I was thinking like a vintage tux and some high tops. 700 00:37:38.125 --> 00:37:40.083 I don't know. Does it matter? 701 00:37:41.750 --> 00:37:42.750 -Does it… -[scoffs] 702 00:37:43.541 --> 00:37:44.875 [snickers] 703 00:37:45.875 --> 00:37:49.166 -Honey… -Sweetheart, boo-boo. 704 00:37:49.250 --> 00:37:51.625 I don't know you, okay? And you don't know me, 705 00:37:51.708 --> 00:37:56.083 but I am begging you, let me dress you for the prom. 706 00:37:56.166 --> 00:37:57.750 -Okay? Yeah? -Okay. 707 00:37:57.833 --> 00:37:59.625 We're going to Saks. 708 00:37:59.708 --> 00:38:02.166 -Uh, there's no Saks here. -We have a Kmart! 709 00:38:02.250 --> 00:38:03.958 -A what? -A Kmart. 710 00:38:06.208 --> 00:38:08.208 -[laughs] -[Barry] Fine. 711 00:38:09.166 --> 00:38:11.791 We'll check out the Reba McEntire collection at Kmart, 712 00:38:11.875 --> 00:38:12.916 do a little fashion show. 713 00:38:13.000 --> 00:38:16.625 Okay! Oh, can we do it tomorrow? We can meet at my place. 714 00:38:16.708 --> 00:38:18.875 I have to go and find out if I still have a date. 715 00:38:18.958 --> 00:38:20.875 Sure. I'll go ahead, do a pre-shop. 716 00:38:20.958 --> 00:38:23.458 Okay? Will you give me a ride in your pickup truck? 717 00:38:23.541 --> 00:38:26.166 Are you saying that because I'm a lesbian, I drive a pickup? 718 00:38:26.250 --> 00:38:28.708 -Well, do you? [chuckles] -Shut up. 719 00:38:28.791 --> 00:38:30.791 -[Sheldon] Anybody hungry? -[Angie] I could drink. 720 00:38:30.875 --> 00:38:33.916 -[Sheldon] What's around here? -I saw a Big Boy by the highway. 721 00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:37.208 -[Sheldon] Ooh, they have a gay bar here? -[Angie] I love Big Boy. 722 00:38:37.291 --> 00:38:40.625 Oh, gay bar. Can't go. I'd be mobbed. 723 00:38:40.708 --> 00:38:42.208 -Oh! Of course. -[both chuckle] 724 00:38:46.541 --> 00:38:49.166 -So, it's nice to see Emma smile again. -Yes. 725 00:38:49.250 --> 00:38:50.875 She's had a rough go of it. 726 00:38:50.958 --> 00:38:53.416 I gathered that. Yeah. 727 00:38:53.500 --> 00:38:56.166 -Even before the prom controversy. -Oh? 728 00:38:56.250 --> 00:39:00.375 When she came out, her parents, well, they threw her out of the house. 729 00:39:01.750 --> 00:39:04.916 -Really? -Yeah. Yeah. She was 16. 730 00:39:05.541 --> 00:39:07.458 -It was, uh, pretty ugly. -Oh… 731 00:39:10.333 --> 00:39:12.000 Anyway, um… 732 00:39:12.916 --> 00:39:14.458 thank you for helping her… 733 00:39:15.625 --> 00:39:18.166 -Or trying to. -[both chuckle softly] 734 00:39:18.958 --> 00:39:20.125 [Dee Dee] Yeah… 735 00:39:23.833 --> 00:39:25.791 -Uh, Tom? -Yes, yeah? 736 00:39:26.583 --> 00:39:31.000 Is there a restaurant in town that has plates and cutlery and… 737 00:39:31.083 --> 00:39:33.833 Oh, uh, there's an Applebee's by the mall. 738 00:39:33.916 --> 00:39:34.750 [gasps] 739 00:39:37.583 --> 00:39:39.000 -Would you like to go? -Yes. 740 00:39:39.083 --> 00:39:42.666 Take me now to this Apples & Bees place. 741 00:39:42.750 --> 00:39:43.666 -[giggles] -All right. 742 00:39:43.750 --> 00:39:45.416 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 743 00:39:45.500 --> 00:39:46.750 How nice of you. 744 00:39:47.541 --> 00:39:49.291 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 745 00:39:49.833 --> 00:39:52.000 -Guess what today is? -What? 746 00:39:52.083 --> 00:39:53.541 Promposal day! 747 00:39:53.625 --> 00:39:54.625 [boy 1] Hey, Kaylee! 748 00:39:59.041 --> 00:40:00.083 [all gasp] 749 00:40:00.625 --> 00:40:04.291 ♪ Since JV football, I've been adored ♪ 750 00:40:04.375 --> 00:40:07.458 ♪ Big man on campus but oh-so-bored ♪ 751 00:40:07.541 --> 00:40:09.833 ♪ My life was perfect ♪ 752 00:40:09.916 --> 00:40:11.375 ♪ But so routine ♪ 753 00:40:11.458 --> 00:40:16.291 ♪ I prayed for someone to intervene ♪ 754 00:40:16.375 --> 00:40:20.500 ♪ Then something new happened ♪ 755 00:40:20.583 --> 00:40:23.500 ♪ And turned my life around entirely ♪ 756 00:40:23.583 --> 00:40:27.750 ♪ And that's 'cause you happened ♪ 757 00:40:27.833 --> 00:40:30.791 ♪ And look what happened to me ♪ 758 00:40:31.583 --> 00:40:34.166 ♪ So go to prom with me, Kaylee! ♪ 759 00:40:34.250 --> 00:40:36.750 -You're such an idiot. Yes! -[boy 1] Whoo! 760 00:40:37.916 --> 00:40:39.500 [boy 2] Hey, Shelby, you're next. 761 00:40:41.291 --> 00:40:44.500 ♪ There's not one subject That I could pass ♪ 762 00:40:45.083 --> 00:40:48.541 ♪ Before you walked into My Spanish class ♪ 763 00:40:48.625 --> 00:40:50.000 ♪ Was my heart pounding? ♪ 764 00:40:50.583 --> 00:40:51.708 ♪ I won't say no ♪ 765 00:40:51.791 --> 00:40:56.333 ♪ 'Cause life without you was no bueno ♪ 766 00:40:57.041 --> 00:41:00.750 ♪ Then something new happened ♪ 767 00:41:00.833 --> 00:41:04.250 ♪ And turned my life around entirely ♪ 768 00:41:04.333 --> 00:41:08.333 ♪ And that's 'cause you happened ♪ 769 00:41:08.416 --> 00:41:11.250 ♪ And look what happened to me ♪ 770 00:41:12.125 --> 00:41:14.708 ♪ So go to prom with me, Shelby! ♪ 771 00:41:14.791 --> 00:41:16.416 Sí! Sí, señor! 772 00:41:17.083 --> 00:41:17.916 [all cheering] 773 00:41:22.541 --> 00:41:25.666 [Alyssa] You did it. No, you actually did it. 774 00:41:25.750 --> 00:41:27.583 We have a prom because of you. 775 00:41:27.666 --> 00:41:31.375 It's like a love bomb went off. I've seen six promposals today. 776 00:41:31.458 --> 00:41:34.708 People are gonna see us dancing together and kissing. 777 00:41:34.791 --> 00:41:37.125 It's gonna be impossible not to kiss you. 778 00:41:37.708 --> 00:41:41.041 Oh, my God, and you know, what's my mom going to think? 779 00:41:41.125 --> 00:41:44.000 I mean, she'll be in public, so she can't totally freak out. 780 00:41:44.083 --> 00:41:48.291 It doesn't matter what she does. This is about us. 781 00:41:48.875 --> 00:41:52.208 This is about us finally being us. 782 00:41:52.791 --> 00:41:57.125 ♪ And no more hiding how we feel anymore ♪ 783 00:41:57.208 --> 00:42:00.208 ♪ I won't hide if you're by my side ♪ 784 00:42:00.291 --> 00:42:02.708 ♪ Now that the prom is back ♪ 785 00:42:02.791 --> 00:42:06.958 ♪ On track ♪ 786 00:42:07.541 --> 00:42:11.125 ♪ And once we walk into that gym ♪ 787 00:42:11.208 --> 00:42:14.875 ♪ Hand-in-hand ♪ 788 00:42:14.958 --> 00:42:17.458 ♪ It's pretty obvious ♪ 789 00:42:17.541 --> 00:42:20.000 ♪ There's no going back ♪ 790 00:42:20.083 --> 00:42:22.041 ♪ And that's a promise ♪ 791 00:42:27.541 --> 00:42:29.500 [Dee Dee and Principal Hawkins laughing] 792 00:42:29.583 --> 00:42:32.625 I save all of my money. I go to New York every summer. 793 00:42:32.708 --> 00:42:34.958 -I see as many Broadway shows as I can. -Oh. 794 00:42:35.041 --> 00:42:37.041 When I run out of money, I second act them. 795 00:42:37.125 --> 00:42:38.833 -Oh. -Don't tell anybody. 796 00:42:38.916 --> 00:42:40.666 -Bad! -[both chuckle] 797 00:42:41.458 --> 00:42:44.916 My point is, I've seen you many, many times. 798 00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:46.208 Oh. 799 00:42:46.291 --> 00:42:47.916 Mr. Hawkins. 800 00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:50.291 Mrs. Greene. 801 00:42:50.375 --> 00:42:52.041 Hello. I'm Dee Dee Allen. 802 00:42:52.125 --> 00:42:53.875 -We haven't officially met. -No. 803 00:42:53.958 --> 00:42:56.250 -Hello. Dee Dee Allen. -We're aware. 804 00:42:57.833 --> 00:43:03.083 Ms. Allen, I'm sure that you are very well-versed in the ways of the world 805 00:43:03.166 --> 00:43:06.125 and Broadway in particular. That's a community. 806 00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:11.000 But you don't know us. You don't know this town and our values. 807 00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:15.625 No, well, I'm just here advocating on behalf of a young girl 808 00:43:15.708 --> 00:43:20.333 whose voice perhaps is not heard by some in the community. 809 00:43:20.916 --> 00:43:26.458 Yes. Well, perhaps you should stick to acting instead of activism. 810 00:43:28.500 --> 00:43:29.708 Enjoy your meal. 811 00:43:33.000 --> 00:43:33.833 [smacks lips] 812 00:43:34.708 --> 00:43:37.291 We didn't mean to make anything worse here. 813 00:43:37.375 --> 00:43:39.250 I appreciate everything that you're doing. 814 00:43:40.583 --> 00:43:42.125 Well, let's just drop it. 815 00:43:42.208 --> 00:43:43.041 Yeah. 816 00:43:43.875 --> 00:43:45.458 Tell me… [chuckles softly] 817 00:43:46.083 --> 00:43:48.333 I've never said this before to anyone. 818 00:43:49.375 --> 00:43:50.791 Tell me about you. 819 00:43:52.125 --> 00:43:54.000 -About me? -Yeah. 820 00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:58.958 I don't know. I'm just a small-town principal. 821 00:43:59.833 --> 00:44:05.083 Uh, you know, it can be frustrating, but, uh, at least I have a job. 822 00:44:05.166 --> 00:44:06.458 Yeah, lucky you. 823 00:44:06.541 --> 00:44:07.416 Single. 824 00:44:08.708 --> 00:44:09.541 Sorry? 825 00:44:10.250 --> 00:44:12.500 I'm single. Just putting that out there. 826 00:44:13.083 --> 00:44:14.833 Really? [giggles] 827 00:44:16.416 --> 00:44:18.625 I'm surprised. 828 00:44:18.708 --> 00:44:21.000 Oh, well, I'm surprised you're surprised. 829 00:44:21.083 --> 00:44:23.625 [chuckles] The two things I'm most passionate about in the world 830 00:44:23.708 --> 00:44:26.291 are Broadway musicals and secondary school administration. 831 00:44:26.375 --> 00:44:27.291 Oh. 832 00:44:27.375 --> 00:44:31.958 I typed that into a dating website once, and a little message popped up that said, 833 00:44:32.041 --> 00:44:34.125 "You will have zero matches forever." 834 00:44:34.208 --> 00:44:36.333 [both chuckle] 835 00:44:37.000 --> 00:44:40.791 But you're so smart and you're really good-looking. 836 00:44:40.875 --> 00:44:42.250 -[clears throat] -Well, if I… 837 00:44:43.041 --> 00:44:44.125 [clears throat] Thank you. 838 00:44:45.375 --> 00:44:47.791 It's just, I look at people like you, 839 00:44:48.500 --> 00:44:52.333 and I just think how lucky you are to be surrounded by your people. 840 00:44:52.416 --> 00:44:54.291 My wh-- My people? [chuckles] 841 00:44:54.375 --> 00:44:57.250 I wasn't born on Broadway. You know? 842 00:44:58.333 --> 00:45:00.625 I'm from Zelienople, Pennsylvania. 843 00:45:01.333 --> 00:45:03.333 Yeah, I grew up dirt poor. 844 00:45:04.041 --> 00:45:04.875 [clears throat] 845 00:45:05.750 --> 00:45:08.333 This whole… [rolls tongue] 846 00:45:09.041 --> 00:45:11.583 All this, I invented it. 847 00:45:12.166 --> 00:45:15.291 Yeah. I'm just a small-town girl and… 848 00:45:17.125 --> 00:45:19.000 -I had a big dream. -Hmm. 849 00:45:22.500 --> 00:45:25.041 Single, just putting it out there. 850 00:45:25.125 --> 00:45:26.458 [both chuckle] 851 00:45:28.125 --> 00:45:30.333 Well, I'm divorced. 852 00:45:30.416 --> 00:45:33.208 Oh, I think I read about that. Eddie Sharpe, the talk show host? 853 00:45:33.291 --> 00:45:34.958 Yeah, right. 854 00:45:35.041 --> 00:45:39.125 It lasted 15 heart-pulverizing years. 855 00:45:42.291 --> 00:45:46.375 I imagine it must be hard being Dee Dee Allen, being a Broadway star. 856 00:45:46.458 --> 00:45:49.041 You know, it is hard. 857 00:45:50.625 --> 00:45:53.000 Sometimes I think I really… I just want to quit. 858 00:45:53.083 --> 00:45:56.666 No. No, please, you can't-- You can't do that. 859 00:45:56.750 --> 00:45:58.208 [laughing] Why not? 860 00:45:58.791 --> 00:46:00.958 Because I need you to do what you do. 861 00:46:04.208 --> 00:46:06.375 ♪ My days have little glamour ♪ 862 00:46:06.458 --> 00:46:08.833 ♪ Writing memos, making calls ♪ 863 00:46:08.916 --> 00:46:13.125 ♪ And wincing at the grammar Written on the bathroom walls ♪ 864 00:46:13.208 --> 00:46:16.500 ♪ It's all school supplies And budget size ♪ 865 00:46:16.583 --> 00:46:19.000 ♪ And wading through red tape ♪ 866 00:46:20.250 --> 00:46:23.833 ♪ That's why I love the theater ♪ 867 00:46:23.916 --> 00:46:28.875 ♪ It's how I escape ♪ 868 00:46:30.083 --> 00:46:33.208 So, theater's a distraction. Is that what you mean? 869 00:46:33.291 --> 00:46:37.083 A distraction is momentary. An escape helps you heal. 870 00:46:37.166 --> 00:46:40.333 ♪ We look to you ♪ 871 00:46:40.416 --> 00:46:42.833 ♪ To take us away ♪ 872 00:46:42.916 --> 00:46:45.416 ♪ From the soul-crushing jobs ♪ 873 00:46:45.500 --> 00:46:47.791 ♪ And emasculating pay ♪ 874 00:46:47.875 --> 00:46:50.333 ♪ When our lives come up short ♪ 875 00:46:50.416 --> 00:46:53.291 ♪ And our hopes are sad and few ♪ 876 00:46:53.375 --> 00:46:58.250 ♪ You whisk us off To someplace strange and new ♪ 877 00:47:01.125 --> 00:47:03.666 ♪ We look to you ♪ 878 00:47:03.750 --> 00:47:06.083 ♪ In good times and bad ♪ 879 00:47:06.166 --> 00:47:11.666 ♪ The worlds you create Make the real one seem less sad ♪ 880 00:47:11.750 --> 00:47:14.416 ♪ The curtain goes up ♪ 881 00:47:14.500 --> 00:47:16.625 ♪ And every now and then ♪ 882 00:47:16.708 --> 00:47:22.666 ♪ It feels as if we're coming home again ♪ 883 00:47:22.750 --> 00:47:27.958 ♪ Yes, coming home again ♪ 884 00:47:29.375 --> 00:47:31.583 ♪ We need a place to run to ♪ 885 00:47:31.666 --> 00:47:34.083 ♪ When everything goes wrong ♪ 886 00:47:34.166 --> 00:47:38.375 ♪ Where the answer to each problem Is to burst into a song ♪ 887 00:47:38.458 --> 00:47:40.875 ♪ And standard rules of logic ♪ 888 00:47:40.958 --> 00:47:43.875 ♪ Just simply don't apply ♪ 889 00:47:43.958 --> 00:47:46.833 ♪ When people dance in unison ♪ 890 00:47:46.916 --> 00:47:52.500 ♪ And no one wonders why ♪ 891 00:47:54.291 --> 00:47:57.583 [chuckles softly] You make it sound so beautiful. 892 00:47:58.625 --> 00:48:01.000 ♪ We look to you ♪ 893 00:48:01.083 --> 00:48:03.958 ♪ As strange as it seems ♪ 894 00:48:04.041 --> 00:48:06.250 ♪ When reality goes ♪ 895 00:48:06.333 --> 00:48:09.250 ♪ To scary new extremes ♪ 896 00:48:09.333 --> 00:48:12.333 ♪ So don't ever give up ♪ 897 00:48:12.416 --> 00:48:16.208 ♪ And this I guarantee ♪ 898 00:48:17.166 --> 00:48:22.500 ♪ Next time you think no one cares ♪ 899 00:48:22.583 --> 00:48:27.958 ♪ You can look ♪ 900 00:48:28.041 --> 00:48:34.208 ♪ To me ♪ 901 00:48:34.291 --> 00:48:35.583 [audience cheering] 902 00:48:49.708 --> 00:48:52.625 -That's a nice picture. -Oh, it's terrible. 903 00:48:53.166 --> 00:48:57.000 Look at the backdrop. Clouds? What, are we flying? 904 00:48:57.083 --> 00:48:58.166 It's sweet. 905 00:48:58.916 --> 00:49:00.000 Well… 906 00:49:00.875 --> 00:49:04.250 you know, she needed proof she was still part of the family, 907 00:49:04.333 --> 00:49:07.750 and nothing says family like a Sears family portrait. 908 00:49:08.583 --> 00:49:11.458 -Is there booze in this? -There sure is. 909 00:49:11.541 --> 00:49:14.500 -[coughs] When you said lemonade… -Well, it's Indiana lemonade. 910 00:49:14.583 --> 00:49:18.541 Okay, it's official. I love you. You're the cool grandmother I never had. 911 00:49:19.375 --> 00:49:23.041 Hey, let me ask you something. What happened with Emma? 912 00:49:24.166 --> 00:49:25.250 [sighs] 913 00:49:25.750 --> 00:49:27.833 You're not a mother, so you can't know what it's like 914 00:49:27.916 --> 00:49:30.375 to see your own daughter give up her child. 915 00:49:30.458 --> 00:49:31.791 I'm sorry. 916 00:49:31.875 --> 00:49:36.000 When Emma came out, oh, they could not handle it. 917 00:49:39.041 --> 00:49:41.625 To bad parents and their broken progeny. 918 00:49:42.875 --> 00:49:45.708 Although Emma is fine. She's a strong kid. 919 00:49:45.791 --> 00:49:46.625 [Barry] Mmm. 920 00:49:47.208 --> 00:49:48.958 Oh, I wasn't talking about her. 921 00:49:50.625 --> 00:49:52.875 What? You got kicked out too? 922 00:49:53.708 --> 00:49:56.125 Well, I left before they could do that. 923 00:49:59.166 --> 00:50:02.708 [Emma] So the only nice dress I have is this. 924 00:50:02.791 --> 00:50:03.666 Wow. 925 00:50:04.666 --> 00:50:08.375 Okay, I mean, yeah, yep, you could wear that to prom 926 00:50:08.458 --> 00:50:09.583 or keep it lying around 927 00:50:09.666 --> 00:50:12.083 in case there's a remake of Little House on the Prairie. 928 00:50:12.166 --> 00:50:14.875 Okay. That's it. I like him. 929 00:50:14.958 --> 00:50:17.458 Emma, please let me dress you for this prom. 930 00:50:17.541 --> 00:50:22.500 I don't know. This is all so crazy. What did you wear to your prom? 931 00:50:22.583 --> 00:50:25.916 Well, I was going to wear a silver tux, 932 00:50:26.541 --> 00:50:29.333 aqua accessories, the whole look. 933 00:50:29.416 --> 00:50:32.500 I waited outside, anxious to see my crush, 934 00:50:32.583 --> 00:50:35.333 but when I saw him with his date, I froze. 935 00:50:36.083 --> 00:50:37.416 I couldn't go in. 936 00:50:38.291 --> 00:50:40.291 I didn't have your courage. 937 00:50:41.291 --> 00:50:42.666 This isn't about me. 938 00:50:43.708 --> 00:50:45.041 This is about you. 939 00:50:45.125 --> 00:50:48.625 And I promise you are going to have the night of your life. 940 00:50:49.166 --> 00:50:50.500 What is your date wearing? 941 00:50:51.750 --> 00:50:52.750 I don't know. 942 00:50:54.333 --> 00:50:56.583 I've never been to her house before. 943 00:50:57.291 --> 00:50:58.916 Her mom doesn't know about us. 944 00:50:59.625 --> 00:51:01.083 How long have you been together? 945 00:51:01.916 --> 00:51:03.541 -A year and a half. -Oh, honey. 946 00:51:03.625 --> 00:51:07.250 But she's coming out tonight, big time. That's the plan. 947 00:51:09.208 --> 00:51:10.583 I'm really scared. 948 00:51:11.750 --> 00:51:13.166 Would you get over here? 949 00:51:13.916 --> 00:51:17.708 The point is you are brave. 950 00:51:17.791 --> 00:51:19.875 You made all this happen. 951 00:51:19.958 --> 00:51:23.041 When you walk into that gym tonight, you know what people are gonna see? 952 00:51:23.125 --> 00:51:25.875 They're going to see the bravest person on the planet. 953 00:51:25.958 --> 00:51:29.625 This is so hard. Does every girl go through this? 954 00:51:29.708 --> 00:51:31.625 Yes, all across town, 955 00:51:31.708 --> 00:51:35.125 girls are spraying on their tans and whitening their teeth, 956 00:51:35.208 --> 00:51:38.791 trying to look their best for the prom, but they're wasting their time 957 00:51:38.875 --> 00:51:42.500 because they don't have the glow that you have right now. 958 00:51:43.916 --> 00:51:47.375 I trust you completely, and that's kind of scary too. 959 00:51:47.458 --> 00:51:50.041 Can we please go shop? Can we mall it? 960 00:51:50.791 --> 00:51:53.708 -Is that okay? -Yes, mall the hell out of it! 961 00:51:53.791 --> 00:51:55.333 -Let's go. -Okay! 962 00:51:55.416 --> 00:51:57.708 But get changed. This is disgusting. 963 00:52:02.625 --> 00:52:05.708 ♪ I can tell you're feeling wary ♪ 964 00:52:05.791 --> 00:52:08.666 ♪ But you can count on Uncle Barry ♪ 965 00:52:08.750 --> 00:52:12.750 ♪ He can turn this butchy duck Into a swan ♪ 966 00:52:14.708 --> 00:52:17.291 ♪ Your whole look could use a shake-up ♪ 967 00:52:17.875 --> 00:52:20.708 ♪ You can borrow all my makeup ♪ 968 00:52:20.791 --> 00:52:25.041 ♪ And the pair of Spanx I currently have on ♪ 969 00:52:25.125 --> 00:52:26.625 [Emma] I think I'll pass. 970 00:52:26.708 --> 00:52:29.750 ♪ Treat the whole world like your runway ♪ 971 00:52:29.833 --> 00:52:32.750 ♪ Make it fierce, but in a fun way ♪ 972 00:52:32.833 --> 00:52:37.333 ♪ Try to flip your hair like Cher And drag queens do ♪ 973 00:52:38.750 --> 00:52:41.916 ♪ And I don't mean to be rude, dear ♪ 974 00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:45.208 ♪ But you could use some attitude, dear ♪ 975 00:52:45.291 --> 00:52:47.958 ♪ Let's show the school That tonight belongs ♪ 976 00:52:48.041 --> 00:52:51.208 ♪ To you ♪ 977 00:52:51.291 --> 00:52:54.291 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 978 00:52:54.375 --> 00:52:57.208 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 979 00:52:57.291 --> 00:53:02.625 ♪ So why not make some waves Before it's through? ♪ 980 00:53:03.250 --> 00:53:06.083 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 981 00:53:06.166 --> 00:53:09.291 ♪ It's time that you own it ♪ 982 00:53:09.375 --> 00:53:13.291 ♪ Let's make it clear That tonight belongs to you ♪ 983 00:53:13.375 --> 00:53:14.208 It fits! 984 00:53:14.916 --> 00:53:17.958 Now, whatever we choose, you've gotta remember to sell it. 985 00:53:18.041 --> 00:53:19.291 How do I do that? 986 00:53:19.375 --> 00:53:21.583 Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate. 987 00:53:22.375 --> 00:53:25.291 ♪ You might find this disconcerting ♪ 988 00:53:25.375 --> 00:53:28.208 ♪ But ole Barry's done some flirting ♪ 989 00:53:28.291 --> 00:53:32.333 ♪ Try to bat your eyes Smize each time you grin ♪ 990 00:53:34.166 --> 00:53:37.250 ♪ I can guess your whole agenda ♪ 991 00:53:37.333 --> 00:53:40.375 ♪ You be Elphie, I'm Galinda ♪ 992 00:53:40.458 --> 00:53:45.958 ♪ It's makeover time So why not just give in? ♪ 993 00:53:46.041 --> 00:53:46.875 Come on! 994 00:53:46.958 --> 00:53:49.750 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 995 00:53:49.833 --> 00:53:52.750 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 996 00:53:52.833 --> 00:53:58.458 ♪ So why not make some waves Before it's through? ♪ 997 00:53:58.541 --> 00:54:01.041 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 998 00:54:01.625 --> 00:54:03.583 ♪ It's time that I own it! ♪ 999 00:54:03.666 --> 00:54:04.833 Yes, ma'am! 1000 00:54:04.916 --> 00:54:09.166 ♪ Let's make it clear That tonight belongs to you ♪ 1001 00:54:09.250 --> 00:54:10.250 What? 1002 00:54:10.333 --> 00:54:14.125 ♪ Belongs to me! ♪ 1003 00:54:14.208 --> 00:54:16.791 Oh, God, I can't believe this is finally happening. 1004 00:54:16.875 --> 00:54:19.458 I know. She almost ruined it for all of us. 1005 00:54:19.541 --> 00:54:21.666 Well, what goes around comes around. 1006 00:54:21.750 --> 00:54:24.541 -You look hot. -You look so hot. 1007 00:54:25.833 --> 00:54:28.916 ♪ Well, I hate to sound conceited ♪ 1008 00:54:29.000 --> 00:54:32.666 ♪ But the boys get overheated ♪ 1009 00:54:32.750 --> 00:54:36.416 ♪ When I strike a pose or two like thus ♪ 1010 00:54:38.375 --> 00:54:41.541 ♪ And you have to hand it to me ♪ 1011 00:54:41.625 --> 00:54:44.875 ♪ I mean, even I would do me ♪ 1012 00:54:44.958 --> 00:54:47.791 ♪ Let's show the world tonight belongs ♪ 1013 00:54:47.875 --> 00:54:51.458 ♪ To us ♪ 1014 00:54:51.541 --> 00:54:53.750 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 1015 00:54:54.833 --> 00:54:56.583 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 1016 00:54:57.583 --> 00:55:01.333 ♪ Excuse me while I state the obvious ♪ 1017 00:55:03.583 --> 00:55:06.083 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 1018 00:55:06.708 --> 00:55:09.416 ♪ It's time that we own it ♪ 1019 00:55:10.041 --> 00:55:13.708 ♪ And make it clear That tonight belongs to us ♪ 1020 00:55:16.666 --> 00:55:19.583 Alyssa, you look so beautiful. 1021 00:55:19.666 --> 00:55:22.291 You should always wear your hair like this. 1022 00:55:22.375 --> 00:55:23.708 -Mom. -Yeah? 1023 00:55:23.791 --> 00:55:26.125 I just want you to know what's gonna happen tonight. 1024 00:55:26.208 --> 00:55:28.541 No. Can we not spoil this, please? 1025 00:55:28.625 --> 00:55:32.416 I have worked so hard for tonight. I have a right to enjoy it too. 1026 00:55:33.000 --> 00:55:36.416 You are going to have a wonderful prom like a normal girl. 1027 00:55:36.500 --> 00:55:40.208 -I've made sure of that. -What is that supposed to mean? 1028 00:55:41.625 --> 00:55:44.333 ♪ I don't like When strangers get in my way ♪ 1029 00:55:44.416 --> 00:55:47.416 ♪ Or anyone who messes with the PTA ♪ 1030 00:55:47.500 --> 00:55:49.833 ♪ Well, maybe that's just me ♪ 1031 00:55:49.916 --> 00:55:53.958 ♪ But trust me Fixing little problems is what I do ♪ 1032 00:55:54.041 --> 00:55:56.916 ♪ Now everyone is happy I promise you ♪ 1033 00:55:57.000 --> 00:56:02.166 ♪ And I would never Miss a night like this ♪ 1034 00:56:02.250 --> 00:56:03.500 ♪ Alyssa ♪ 1035 00:56:03.583 --> 00:56:06.375 ♪ You're my superstar ♪ 1036 00:56:06.458 --> 00:56:11.541 ♪ Now get your ass in the car ♪ 1037 00:56:12.416 --> 00:56:14.125 [upbeat dance music playing] 1038 00:56:14.208 --> 00:56:15.958 [crowd cheering] 1039 00:56:43.333 --> 00:56:46.041 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 1040 00:56:47.041 --> 00:56:49.625 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 1041 00:56:50.458 --> 00:56:56.791 ♪ Excuse me while I state the obvious ♪ 1042 00:56:57.541 --> 00:57:01.291 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 1043 00:57:01.375 --> 00:57:04.375 ♪ It's time that we own it ♪ 1044 00:57:05.375 --> 00:57:09.000 ♪ And make it clear That tonight belongs to ♪ 1045 00:57:09.083 --> 00:57:12.750 ♪ Make it clear that tonight belongs to ♪ 1046 00:57:12.833 --> 00:57:19.000 ♪ Make it clear that tonight belongs ♪ 1047 00:57:22.666 --> 00:57:25.333 [Barry] Wait there. I'll get the door. Okay? Okay. 1048 00:57:25.416 --> 00:57:26.666 [Dee Dee squeals] 1049 00:57:26.750 --> 00:57:28.958 -Are you ready? -We're ready. We can't wait. 1050 00:57:29.041 --> 00:57:32.166 -Here, hold this. I wanna get the picture. -Okay. here we go. 1051 00:57:32.250 --> 00:57:34.166 -[Sheldon] Wow. -[Dee Dee] Oh, my God! 1052 00:57:34.250 --> 00:57:36.833 -[gasps] Look at you! -[Dee Dee squeals] 1053 00:57:36.916 --> 00:57:38.208 You look amazing! 1054 00:57:38.291 --> 00:57:40.291 [Emma] Are you sure it's not too girly? 1055 00:57:40.375 --> 00:57:44.625 Aw. No, it's just the right amount of girly. 1056 00:57:45.416 --> 00:57:47.041 -You did well. -Right? 1057 00:57:47.541 --> 00:57:48.625 Hey, where's your date? 1058 00:57:48.708 --> 00:57:52.166 We're meeting in the gym. She's still a little shy about all this. 1059 00:57:53.291 --> 00:57:55.791 Well, this is where we leave you. 1060 00:57:55.875 --> 00:57:57.833 -[Angie laughs] -Our work here is done. 1061 00:57:58.958 --> 00:58:01.541 You go. You have the time of your life. 1062 00:58:01.625 --> 00:58:04.208 Can you walk me in? I'm a little nervous. 1063 00:58:04.958 --> 00:58:08.041 Of course. Hey, hold on tight. 1064 00:58:08.125 --> 00:58:09.083 -Ready? -Yep. 1065 00:58:09.166 --> 00:58:11.166 -Clutch in this hand. -Oh, sorry! 1066 00:58:11.250 --> 00:58:12.083 Aw. 1067 00:58:12.625 --> 00:58:13.625 Come on. 1068 00:58:13.708 --> 00:58:15.916 -[Trent] Who wants punch? -[Angie] Only if it's spiked. 1069 00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:19.500 The walk away. The cute little truck. 1070 00:58:20.083 --> 00:58:21.375 [camera shutter clicking] 1071 00:58:29.458 --> 00:58:31.166 -[Emma] We're doin' it! -[Barry] Go ahead. 1072 00:58:39.083 --> 00:58:40.208 [Emma] What's going on? 1073 00:58:40.291 --> 00:58:42.125 I'm putting the pieces together. Gimme a sec. 1074 00:58:42.208 --> 00:58:45.083 -[Barry] What is happening? -[Emma] Where is everybody? 1075 00:58:45.166 --> 00:58:49.833 Something is really wrong. The whole parking lot is completely empty. 1076 00:58:49.916 --> 00:58:52.708 [Sheldon] God. What's the theme of this prom? Death row? 1077 00:58:52.791 --> 00:58:55.833 Mr. Hawkins, where are all the kids? I don't understand. 1078 00:58:56.416 --> 00:58:58.500 Mom, what's happening? Why aren't we at the gym? 1079 00:58:58.583 --> 00:59:02.416 At the last minute, there was a problem, so we had to change venues. 1080 00:59:02.500 --> 00:59:04.375 No, Mom, what's going on? 1081 00:59:04.458 --> 00:59:07.083 The courts told the PTA they had to hold an inclusive prom. 1082 00:59:07.166 --> 00:59:11.041 Don't worry. It's fine. We did what we were required to do. 1083 00:59:11.125 --> 00:59:12.500 There was some resistance. 1084 00:59:12.583 --> 00:59:17.583 So the parents met without my knowledge, and they've organized two proms. 1085 00:59:17.666 --> 00:59:20.333 One for the kids at the Elks Lodge in town. 1086 00:59:20.416 --> 00:59:22.750 And this one just for you. 1087 00:59:22.833 --> 00:59:25.541 -We gave her a prom. -You did what? 1088 00:59:25.625 --> 00:59:27.416 Wait, no, no. 1089 00:59:27.500 --> 00:59:31.083 I got texts from kids at school. Everybody said it was here. 1090 00:59:31.166 --> 00:59:34.375 And they were lying to you. It was part of the plan. 1091 00:59:34.458 --> 00:59:36.666 -You lied to me. -Oh, yeah? Who's the liar? 1092 00:59:36.750 --> 00:59:40.125 We know about you and Emma, and trust me, we're doing you a favor. 1093 00:59:42.625 --> 00:59:43.458 No. 1094 00:59:43.541 --> 00:59:47.333 -Oh, my God. This is so cruel. -I'm gonna cry. 1095 00:59:47.416 --> 00:59:50.125 Okay, honey. Look at me. 1096 00:59:50.208 --> 00:59:51.291 -Angie. -Yeah. 1097 00:59:51.375 --> 00:59:53.375 -I want to go home. -I know you do. 1098 00:59:53.458 --> 00:59:57.083 -This isn't happening. -And you got us, and this is awful. 1099 00:59:57.166 --> 00:59:59.125 -No, no. -Honey. 1100 01:00:02.916 --> 01:00:06.166 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 1101 01:00:07.541 --> 01:00:10.791 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 1102 01:00:11.833 --> 01:00:18.250 ♪ When people find A scapegoat to condemn ♪ 1103 01:00:20.333 --> 01:00:24.625 ♪ We went big, yet we've blown it ♪ 1104 01:00:25.208 --> 01:00:29.458 ♪ Well, I guess I should have known it ♪ 1105 01:00:30.125 --> 01:00:32.833 ♪ All along tonight ♪ 1106 01:00:32.916 --> 01:00:36.083 ♪ Belonged ♪ 1107 01:00:36.166 --> 01:00:39.791 ♪ To them ♪ 1108 01:00:46.916 --> 01:00:48.625 [cell phone vibrating] 1109 01:00:50.041 --> 01:00:52.458 -Alyssa? -I swear I had no idea. 1110 01:00:52.541 --> 01:00:55.250 How could you not know? You were on the prom committee. 1111 01:00:55.333 --> 01:00:57.125 It was Shelby and Kaylee. 1112 01:00:57.208 --> 01:01:01.041 They figured out we were together and they made sure I didn't find out. 1113 01:01:01.125 --> 01:01:03.625 -They didn't want me to tell you. -Then come meet me. 1114 01:01:04.625 --> 01:01:05.583 I can't. 1115 01:01:05.666 --> 01:01:07.458 Look, my mother's here. 1116 01:01:07.541 --> 01:01:11.000 [crying] Well, leave her. Tell her you're gay! 1117 01:01:11.083 --> 01:01:13.958 Tell her we're in love. That was the plan, wasn't it? 1118 01:01:14.791 --> 01:01:16.125 [shakily] I'm really sorry. 1119 01:01:17.833 --> 01:01:20.250 Have fun at the normal person's prom. 1120 01:01:20.333 --> 01:01:21.916 -Wait. Emma. -[call ends] 1121 01:01:22.583 --> 01:01:23.458 Emma! 1122 01:01:23.541 --> 01:01:24.375 [sniffles] 1123 01:01:27.583 --> 01:01:31.833 Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. We are going to that prom, okay? 1124 01:01:31.916 --> 01:01:34.541 They can't stop us. We will march into that room-- 1125 01:01:34.625 --> 01:01:37.625 No! No, enough. 1126 01:01:38.458 --> 01:01:40.791 This is already the worst night of my life. 1127 01:01:40.875 --> 01:01:43.666 Please, just stop helping me. 1128 01:01:48.625 --> 01:01:50.458 Emma! Emma! 1129 01:01:52.208 --> 01:01:55.625 This is a complete disaster. 1130 01:01:55.708 --> 01:01:57.500 [Sheldon] This is a PR problem. 1131 01:01:57.583 --> 01:02:02.541 No, Sheldon. We had a PR problem back in New York. 1132 01:02:03.250 --> 01:02:05.208 This was supposed to solve that. 1133 01:02:06.208 --> 01:02:07.250 But this… 1134 01:02:08.166 --> 01:02:10.541 This is heartbreaking. 1135 01:02:10.625 --> 01:02:14.833 This is why you came here? For publicity? 1136 01:02:23.916 --> 01:02:25.083 [sniffles] 1137 01:02:31.750 --> 01:02:32.833 [indistinct chatter] 1138 01:02:32.916 --> 01:02:35.375 [Mrs. Greene] I have been asked to read a statement. 1139 01:02:35.458 --> 01:02:40.125 "What happened here was not the result of some elaborate plan 1140 01:02:40.208 --> 01:02:44.708 to humiliate this girl, as has been reported in the press." 1141 01:02:44.791 --> 01:02:48.375 "The James Madison High School Parent-Teacher Association 1142 01:02:48.458 --> 01:02:51.333 felt Emma would not be safe 1143 01:02:51.416 --> 01:02:54.750 if we allowed her to attend prom with the other students 1144 01:02:54.833 --> 01:02:57.166 because the uncomfortable truth 1145 01:02:57.250 --> 01:03:03.041 is there are people in our community who are offended by her life choices." 1146 01:03:04.166 --> 01:03:08.083 I can't even wrap my head around this. It's a nightmare. Oh, my God! 1147 01:03:09.416 --> 01:03:11.750 I wanna be the cockeyed optimist here 1148 01:03:11.833 --> 01:03:14.166 'cause I played Nellie Forbush in South Pacific. 1149 01:03:14.250 --> 01:03:16.458 It was a dinner theater production, but… 1150 01:03:16.541 --> 01:03:17.375 Ugh. 1151 01:03:19.041 --> 01:03:21.416 This is horrible. It really is. 1152 01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:24.916 Thanks for hanging out with me these past couple of days. 1153 01:03:25.000 --> 01:03:26.375 You've been a good friend. 1154 01:03:27.041 --> 01:03:31.291 -I have? -You have. You seem surprised. 1155 01:03:31.375 --> 01:03:33.000 No, I just… 1156 01:03:34.458 --> 01:03:37.375 I'm a chorus girl. You know, I just… 1157 01:03:38.208 --> 01:03:39.041 [sighs] 1158 01:03:39.708 --> 01:03:43.041 No one ever thanks me. They don't even see me. 1159 01:03:45.166 --> 01:03:47.875 Spend my whole life trying to stay in the game, 1160 01:03:49.541 --> 01:03:51.375 and keep my day-drinking under control. 1161 01:03:51.458 --> 01:03:52.291 [snickers] 1162 01:03:52.958 --> 01:03:55.166 That's really nice. Thanks, kid. 1163 01:03:57.583 --> 01:04:01.375 Hey, you're going to get through this. I know it. 1164 01:04:02.166 --> 01:04:03.333 [inhales shakily] 1165 01:04:04.250 --> 01:04:08.125 I thought that when my parents rejected me and stopped loving me 1166 01:04:08.208 --> 01:04:10.291 that I would never feel any worse, you know? 1167 01:04:10.875 --> 01:04:11.833 Mmm-hmm. 1168 01:04:11.916 --> 01:04:13.416 And now this… 1169 01:04:15.250 --> 01:04:16.458 And I feel worse. 1170 01:04:16.541 --> 01:04:19.875 -Honey… -I've never felt so alone in my life. 1171 01:04:19.958 --> 01:04:23.208 But you're not alone. You're not. 1172 01:04:23.291 --> 01:04:25.041 You got me. Hmm? 1173 01:04:25.625 --> 01:04:29.666 And we are ride-or-die, and you do have friends. 1174 01:04:30.666 --> 01:04:31.708 Where are they? 1175 01:04:37.708 --> 01:04:39.291 -[Dee Dee] This is it. -[Trent] Yes. 1176 01:04:39.375 --> 01:04:40.750 -No. -Well, okay. 1177 01:04:43.791 --> 01:04:44.916 [knocking on door] 1178 01:04:45.875 --> 01:04:47.875 -[doorbell rings] -[knocking at door] 1179 01:04:47.958 --> 01:04:50.125 -Emma, can we come in? -Yes. 1180 01:04:50.208 --> 01:04:52.708 -We brought Häagen-Dazs. -[Trent] That's fancy ice cream. 1181 01:04:52.791 --> 01:04:55.666 I know what Häagen-Dazs is. Hand it over. 1182 01:04:55.750 --> 01:04:58.500 Emma, I know you said you didn't want us to help anymore, 1183 01:04:58.583 --> 01:05:02.291 but we cannot let them get away with this. We have got to fight back. 1184 01:05:02.375 --> 01:05:04.583 Okay, I know everybody's really angry. 1185 01:05:05.625 --> 01:05:09.083 But I think we have to admit that we have made things worse. 1186 01:05:09.166 --> 01:05:13.666 I think the best thing we can do is disinfect our things and go back home. 1187 01:05:13.750 --> 01:05:15.500 -No, we are not leaving. -No! 1188 01:05:15.583 --> 01:05:19.958 Dee Dee, we are gonna stay here, and we're going to turn this thing around. 1189 01:05:20.041 --> 01:05:22.250 -We gotta take back the press. -[Trent] Yes, how? 1190 01:05:22.333 --> 01:05:26.000 Emma, you've got to step up and be the face of this thing. 1191 01:05:26.083 --> 01:05:27.750 And that's going to get her a prom? 1192 01:05:27.833 --> 01:05:31.541 This is not about a prom anymore. This is about right and wrong. 1193 01:05:31.625 --> 01:05:34.375 We need a national audience, prime time. 1194 01:05:34.458 --> 01:05:37.500 You want a big audience fast? We gotta use our ace in the hole. 1195 01:05:38.875 --> 01:05:41.125 -One call to Eddie Sharpe is all we need. -No. No. 1196 01:05:41.208 --> 01:05:42.416 -[Trent] Dee Dee! -He's right. 1197 01:05:42.500 --> 01:05:45.541 If I ask him for something, he will want something in return, 1198 01:05:45.625 --> 01:05:47.375 and what he will want is the Hamptons house. 1199 01:05:47.458 --> 01:05:48.958 He's been trying to get it for years. 1200 01:05:49.833 --> 01:05:53.541 Okay. Okay, fine. Look, Sheldon, you got to get that girl on TV. 1201 01:05:53.625 --> 01:05:55.000 -Okay. -Great. 1202 01:05:55.083 --> 01:05:57.000 No, not great. 1203 01:05:57.083 --> 01:06:00.333 I'm sorry, but there is no way I'm getting in front of a camera 1204 01:06:00.416 --> 01:06:03.375 and telling my story to millions of people. I can't do that. 1205 01:06:03.458 --> 01:06:07.500 -See? -Please. Please, just go. 1206 01:06:08.458 --> 01:06:11.875 -Emma, if you do nothing-- Okay. -Barry. Go. 1207 01:06:13.541 --> 01:06:17.166 -Okay, I get it. Okay. Okay. -[Angie] Go. Go, go, go. Go, go. 1208 01:06:17.250 --> 01:06:19.291 [whispering] I got this. I know what I'm doing. 1209 01:06:20.833 --> 01:06:22.041 Let me do my thing. 1210 01:06:24.041 --> 01:06:26.958 There must be a way to rid this community, and by extension, the nation, 1211 01:06:27.041 --> 01:06:28.500 of this cancer of intolerance. 1212 01:06:28.583 --> 01:06:30.875 What are you even doing here? What happened to Godspell? 1213 01:06:30.958 --> 01:06:34.333 Indianapolis was canceled, as was the naval base at Guantánamo Bay. 1214 01:06:34.416 --> 01:06:36.208 What I'm thinking I'm going to do is this. 1215 01:06:36.291 --> 01:06:39.541 Venture forth and seek out the young people and rap, 1216 01:06:39.625 --> 01:06:41.041 in a non-musical sense. 1217 01:06:49.583 --> 01:06:50.416 [Angie] Mmm. 1218 01:06:55.250 --> 01:06:56.750 Let's go get some more, huh? 1219 01:06:57.583 --> 01:06:58.833 Two spoons this time. 1220 01:06:59.916 --> 01:07:00.916 Come on. 1221 01:07:04.250 --> 01:07:06.166 [Angie] Gotta stop. [chuckling] 1222 01:07:06.250 --> 01:07:11.791 Before you lecture me or kick me to death with those crazy antelope legs of yours, 1223 01:07:11.875 --> 01:07:15.583 or whatever you're gonna do, I know I should do something. 1224 01:07:16.958 --> 01:07:18.500 I just can't. 1225 01:07:18.583 --> 01:07:20.125 You gotta do this. 1226 01:07:20.208 --> 01:07:22.083 You gotta do it for all of us people 1227 01:07:22.166 --> 01:07:25.791 that are standing in the wings, waiting to go on. 1228 01:07:27.083 --> 01:07:29.500 -I'm too scared. -Hmm. 1229 01:07:31.666 --> 01:07:33.083 Let me tell you a story. 1230 01:07:34.083 --> 01:07:36.750 It's 1975 1231 01:07:36.833 --> 01:07:40.041 and the original company of Chicago is in previews, 1232 01:07:40.125 --> 01:07:43.041 and the worst flu in history hits the cast. 1233 01:07:43.125 --> 01:07:47.291 They're down to the third cover for the role of Roxie Hart 1234 01:07:47.375 --> 01:07:50.291 and she's scared, just like you are. 1235 01:07:50.375 --> 01:07:56.666 And Fosse, who is a real ballbuster, is putting her through her paces 1236 01:07:56.750 --> 01:07:58.458 and she's petrified. 1237 01:07:58.541 --> 01:08:01.166 Worst of all, she's doing the routine like she's a robot. 1238 01:08:01.250 --> 01:08:07.625 So the Foss, he says, "Hey, kid. Snap out of it." 1239 01:08:08.125 --> 01:08:09.583 [jazz music playing] 1240 01:08:09.666 --> 01:08:11.875 "You got the steps." 1241 01:08:11.958 --> 01:08:14.250 "You've got the notes." 1242 01:08:15.416 --> 01:08:18.833 "Where's the zazz, baby?" 1243 01:08:20.208 --> 01:08:23.666 And even though she'd never heard that word before, 1244 01:08:23.750 --> 01:08:26.041 she knew immediately what it meant. 1245 01:08:26.125 --> 01:08:29.375 And she went out there and she found that spotlight, 1246 01:08:29.458 --> 01:08:32.250 and she crushed that performance so hard, 1247 01:08:32.333 --> 01:08:39.125 she had that whole audience standing on their feet screaming bloody murder! 1248 01:08:39.208 --> 01:08:40.041 [sighs] 1249 01:08:40.791 --> 01:08:42.250 And that girl was you! 1250 01:08:43.125 --> 01:08:44.125 What? 1251 01:08:44.875 --> 01:08:46.375 How old do you think I am? 1252 01:08:46.458 --> 01:08:50.666 It was 1975! No. 1253 01:08:50.750 --> 01:08:56.541 The point is every Fosse girl knows that story. 1254 01:08:56.625 --> 01:09:00.625 It's all about finding your light. 1255 01:09:02.333 --> 01:09:07.416 ♪ When a challenge lies ahead And you are filled with dread and worry ♪ 1256 01:09:08.333 --> 01:09:09.750 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1257 01:09:09.833 --> 01:09:15.833 ♪ If your courage disappears What'll get your fears to scurry? ♪ 1258 01:09:16.458 --> 01:09:17.541 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1259 01:09:17.625 --> 01:09:21.916 ♪ Zazz is style plus confidence ♪ 1260 01:09:22.000 --> 01:09:25.916 ♪ It may seem corny or kitsch ♪ 1261 01:09:26.000 --> 01:09:29.458 ♪ But when scared or on the fence ♪ 1262 01:09:29.541 --> 01:09:33.000 ♪ You'll find that zazz Will soon make fear become your bitch ♪ 1263 01:09:34.375 --> 01:09:39.833 ♪ And if folks say you can't win What'll stop them in a hurry? ♪ 1264 01:09:40.666 --> 01:09:41.958 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1265 01:09:42.541 --> 01:09:49.416 ♪ There's no contest for a girl Who has some razzmatazz ♪ 1266 01:09:50.083 --> 01:09:53.833 ♪ So call their bluff And strut your stuff ♪ 1267 01:09:53.916 --> 01:09:57.666 ♪ Like no chick in this hick town has ♪ 1268 01:09:57.750 --> 01:10:00.791 ♪ Instead of giving up ♪ 1269 01:10:03.458 --> 01:10:05.333 ♪ Oh, give it some zazz ♪ 1270 01:10:05.416 --> 01:10:07.208 I just don't think I can do it. 1271 01:10:07.291 --> 01:10:10.208 The thought of getting up in front of all of those people. 1272 01:10:10.291 --> 01:10:12.041 Look at my hands, they're shaking. 1273 01:10:12.875 --> 01:10:14.500 ♪ If your hands are shakin' ♪ 1274 01:10:14.583 --> 01:10:20.291 ♪ Just turn 'em into jazz hands ♪ 1275 01:10:20.375 --> 01:10:22.416 -Doesn't that feel better? -No. 1276 01:10:22.500 --> 01:10:23.833 Try this. 1277 01:10:28.750 --> 01:10:29.916 This is awkward. 1278 01:10:30.000 --> 01:10:32.666 You don't understand the concept of zazz. 1279 01:10:32.750 --> 01:10:37.583 The zazz is not the moves. The zazz comes from within. 1280 01:10:37.666 --> 01:10:41.708 Do the moves and give it some zazz. 1281 01:10:42.333 --> 01:10:43.500 Close your eyes. 1282 01:10:44.458 --> 01:10:45.625 Think about Mrs. Greene. 1283 01:10:46.666 --> 01:10:48.541 Think about that fake prom. 1284 01:10:49.833 --> 01:10:53.708 Now think of finally doing something about it. 1285 01:10:55.000 --> 01:10:59.833 -Oh, I'm seeing it! I'm seeing your zazz! -[chuckling] 1286 01:11:00.416 --> 01:11:02.083 Now, follow me! 1287 01:11:02.958 --> 01:11:06.875 ♪ Do like the brave and bossy do ♪ 1288 01:11:06.958 --> 01:11:09.791 ♪ And if they tear you apart ♪ 1289 01:11:10.833 --> 01:11:13.916 ♪ Ask what would Bob Fosse do? ♪ 1290 01:11:14.500 --> 01:11:17.625 ♪ He'd make the people Have a step-ball-change of heart ♪ 1291 01:11:17.708 --> 01:11:19.166 ♪ Ball change! ♪ 1292 01:11:19.250 --> 01:11:24.333 ♪ And if folks say you can't win What'll stop them in a hurry? ♪ 1293 01:11:25.250 --> 01:11:27.000 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1294 01:11:27.083 --> 01:11:33.500 ♪ There's no contest for a girl Who has some razzmatazz ♪ 1295 01:11:34.666 --> 01:11:36.500 ♪ So call their bluff, bam! ♪ 1296 01:11:36.583 --> 01:11:38.541 ♪ And strut my stuff, bam! ♪ 1297 01:11:38.625 --> 01:11:42.166 ♪ Like no chick In this hick town has ♪ 1298 01:11:42.250 --> 01:11:45.166 ♪ Instead of giving up ♪ 1299 01:11:48.166 --> 01:11:50.041 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1300 01:11:51.083 --> 01:11:55.333 Now that you found your zazz, it's time to show it to the world. 1301 01:11:55.416 --> 01:11:57.833 -You think you know how? -Yeah! 1302 01:11:57.916 --> 01:11:59.833 [both laughing] 1303 01:12:01.333 --> 01:12:05.625 You've sort of been, you know, the woman in my life. 1304 01:12:08.958 --> 01:12:10.375 You've been the man in mine. 1305 01:12:12.125 --> 01:12:14.541 [man] And I was thinking this could be our last time… 1306 01:12:14.625 --> 01:12:15.958 We shouldn't be doing this. 1307 01:12:16.041 --> 01:12:20.458 Oh, it's rom-com Friday. Rom-com Friday is sacred. 1308 01:12:20.541 --> 01:12:21.791 We should be helping Emma. 1309 01:12:21.875 --> 01:12:25.458 -We gotta get her on TV. -Sheldon is on it. Come on. 1310 01:12:26.750 --> 01:12:29.458 -How does this work, anyway? -[Barry] It's infrared. 1311 01:12:29.541 --> 01:12:32.333 -It reduces inflammation. -[Dee Dee] Oh, good. 1312 01:12:32.416 --> 01:12:34.791 But you can't keep it on too long. It'll blow your face off. 1313 01:12:35.458 --> 01:12:36.416 What? 1314 01:12:36.500 --> 01:12:38.166 [both chuckling] 1315 01:12:40.750 --> 01:12:44.708 ♪ Someday when I'm awfully low ♪ 1316 01:12:45.666 --> 01:12:47.875 ♪ And the world is cold… ♪ 1317 01:12:47.958 --> 01:12:49.541 Saw this movie with Eddie. 1318 01:12:52.625 --> 01:12:54.541 -It was our first date. -[Barry] Was it really? 1319 01:12:54.625 --> 01:12:56.083 -Yeah. -[Barry] Mmm. 1320 01:12:57.666 --> 01:13:01.416 Then he… took me out for dinner after. 1321 01:13:02.041 --> 01:13:04.875 Well, I took him out. [chuckles] 1322 01:13:04.958 --> 01:13:06.250 He didn't have any money. 1323 01:13:06.333 --> 01:13:11.416 He was just starting out in comedy, and he didn't have the big show like now. 1324 01:13:13.208 --> 01:13:15.291 Fifteen years, he didn't have any money. 1325 01:13:16.250 --> 01:13:18.750 And I picked up the tab. I paid. 1326 01:13:20.666 --> 01:13:23.625 -[Barry] That was a bad move. -[Dee Dee] No kidding. I'm still paying. 1327 01:13:25.250 --> 01:13:27.250 [Dee Dee sighs] 1328 01:13:29.500 --> 01:13:31.125 Can I make an observation? 1329 01:13:31.208 --> 01:13:36.333 [sighs] Is it a pleasant observation or is it an irritating one? 1330 01:13:36.416 --> 01:13:37.625 You're not over him. 1331 01:13:37.708 --> 01:13:39.500 No, don't say that. I am not… 1332 01:13:39.583 --> 01:13:41.750 Trust me. I am… 1333 01:13:41.833 --> 01:13:44.041 [chuckling] I am way over him. 1334 01:13:44.125 --> 01:13:47.875 I'm just mad at myself, you know, I am so… 1335 01:13:48.583 --> 01:13:50.666 Why it took me so long to… 1336 01:13:51.958 --> 01:13:53.166 figure it out. 1337 01:13:53.958 --> 01:13:58.000 You know? I believed him. I believed him every single time. 1338 01:13:59.000 --> 01:14:01.083 "I promise you, it's nothing." 1339 01:14:01.166 --> 01:14:03.916 "It's meaningless. She's nothing to me. It's over." 1340 01:14:05.333 --> 01:14:08.541 I finally got the message, you know. He didn't love me. [chuckles] 1341 01:14:10.750 --> 01:14:11.750 He didn't… 1342 01:14:12.666 --> 01:14:14.791 [chuckling] He didn't even like me. 1343 01:14:16.666 --> 01:14:18.041 But he liked the money. 1344 01:14:18.833 --> 01:14:21.625 Oh, yeah, so I got out. 1345 01:14:23.375 --> 01:14:24.375 I got out… 1346 01:14:25.541 --> 01:14:27.416 and I gave him half my money. 1347 01:14:28.750 --> 01:14:31.916 And now here we are, singing to trucks. 1348 01:14:32.000 --> 01:14:34.000 -And he's got a hit TV show. -[audience cheering] 1349 01:14:34.083 --> 01:14:36.708 And I still owe him half my unemployment check. 1350 01:14:36.791 --> 01:14:38.791 [announcer on TV] It's Eddie Sharpe! 1351 01:14:38.875 --> 01:14:40.125 [Eddie] Whoa, hey! 1352 01:14:40.208 --> 01:14:43.291 Welcome, everybody! What's today's words of wisdom? 1353 01:14:43.375 --> 01:14:45.875 [Eddie and audience] Never sign a prenup! 1354 01:14:45.958 --> 01:14:47.666 [all laughing through TV] 1355 01:14:50.708 --> 01:14:53.291 And you know what the worst part is? 1356 01:14:55.083 --> 01:14:56.000 I shut down. 1357 01:14:58.208 --> 01:15:03.250 He took my little, delicate blueberry heart, 1358 01:15:03.333 --> 01:15:05.916 and he just… squished it. 1359 01:15:07.666 --> 01:15:08.500 [Dee Dee sniffles] 1360 01:15:10.541 --> 01:15:13.375 -What? -Here's what you're gonna do, okay? 1361 01:15:14.125 --> 01:15:18.041 You're gonna wear something heart-stopping, like that yellow cape 1362 01:15:18.125 --> 01:15:19.750 and those cute little boots. 1363 01:15:19.833 --> 01:15:21.583 And you are gonna march down 1364 01:15:21.666 --> 01:15:25.583 to that principal's office like a bad, bad girl. 1365 01:15:25.666 --> 01:15:27.333 [chuckling] Tom? 1366 01:15:27.416 --> 01:15:29.791 -Tom is a fan. Friend. -[Barry] Hmm? 1367 01:15:29.875 --> 01:15:31.041 Well… 1368 01:15:32.250 --> 01:15:33.375 he likes you. 1369 01:15:34.541 --> 01:15:36.250 As a fan. Friend. 1370 01:15:37.541 --> 01:15:40.083 I don't know. Not even that much anymore. 1371 01:15:40.166 --> 01:15:42.583 Okay, let's cut the crap. I would kill, kill, 1372 01:15:42.666 --> 01:15:45.416 to have a guy look at me the way that he looks at you. 1373 01:15:45.500 --> 01:15:47.500 Stop it. 1374 01:15:48.416 --> 01:15:52.666 You're just… You're poking my heart with your finger. 1375 01:15:53.375 --> 01:15:56.416 Your still-beating, delicate little blueberry heart? 1376 01:16:02.250 --> 01:16:05.916 Do you think he really, really likes me? 1377 01:16:06.000 --> 01:16:07.083 Oh, my God, yes! 1378 01:16:08.083 --> 01:16:09.416 Barry! [kisses] 1379 01:16:09.500 --> 01:16:11.125 [laughing] 1380 01:16:11.208 --> 01:16:14.166 -I love you! I love you! -I love you! I love you! 1381 01:16:14.250 --> 01:16:16.541 You're just such a great… everything. 1382 01:16:16.625 --> 01:16:18.333 [laughing] 1383 01:16:19.125 --> 01:16:21.083 [Dee Dee] Okay, no, no, no. Okay. 1384 01:16:22.000 --> 01:16:24.083 This, the master stroke, your idea. 1385 01:16:24.166 --> 01:16:26.625 -And the boots? -And the little cute boots. 1386 01:16:26.708 --> 01:16:27.666 [chuckling] 1387 01:16:28.666 --> 01:16:29.833 This is it. 1388 01:16:31.708 --> 01:16:32.708 Oh! 1389 01:16:33.541 --> 01:16:35.458 That is good. 1390 01:16:39.833 --> 01:16:41.875 Mmm, now… 1391 01:16:42.833 --> 01:16:43.666 you. 1392 01:16:46.458 --> 01:16:48.791 I've been thinking about you since we got here. 1393 01:16:48.875 --> 01:16:51.791 Oh, God. I knew this was gonna somehow turn around to me. 1394 01:16:51.875 --> 01:16:57.250 And I think it's time somebody poked that gay little heart of yours. 1395 01:16:57.333 --> 01:16:59.250 Are we doing this? Fine. Uh… 1396 01:16:59.333 --> 01:17:02.666 Do I only go for 10s when I know I'm a 6.2? Yes and-- 1397 01:17:02.750 --> 01:17:06.083 Your parents. You're from Ohio, right? 1398 01:17:06.166 --> 01:17:07.416 So? 1399 01:17:08.291 --> 01:17:09.666 We're in Indiana. 1400 01:17:09.750 --> 01:17:13.500 -Ohio, Indiana, they're close. -I can see where you're driving this. 1401 01:17:13.583 --> 01:17:15.958 You have two living parents 1402 01:17:16.041 --> 01:17:19.291 that you'll never be nearer to than you are right now. 1403 01:17:19.375 --> 01:17:22.166 -I think you should call them. -No. 1404 01:17:23.041 --> 01:17:24.416 They threw me away. 1405 01:17:24.500 --> 01:17:26.750 Well, did they really? 1406 01:17:26.833 --> 01:17:28.250 I told them that I was gay, 1407 01:17:28.333 --> 01:17:32.166 and they said that they would take me to therapy to change myself completely. 1408 01:17:34.208 --> 01:17:37.875 Let your parents see who you are before it's too late. 1409 01:17:40.625 --> 01:17:41.708 If you don't… 1410 01:17:42.750 --> 01:17:43.750 you'll regret it. 1411 01:17:45.875 --> 01:17:48.250 I'm not the one who should have regrets. 1412 01:17:50.291 --> 01:17:51.875 [voice breaking] I was the kid. 1413 01:17:52.958 --> 01:17:54.208 I was the kid! 1414 01:17:56.375 --> 01:17:57.958 [crying] I was 16. 1415 01:18:00.500 --> 01:18:03.458 Sixteen years old. I was terrified. 1416 01:18:03.541 --> 01:18:05.000 Terrified! 1417 01:18:08.125 --> 01:18:11.166 And I needed one thing from them and they couldn't give it to me. 1418 01:18:11.250 --> 01:18:12.125 So don't you… 1419 01:18:13.708 --> 01:18:14.791 [sobbing] 1420 01:18:30.291 --> 01:18:31.875 [school bell ringing] 1421 01:18:33.666 --> 01:18:35.458 [woman over PA] Would the following students 1422 01:18:35.541 --> 01:18:37.583 please report to after-school detention? 1423 01:18:38.458 --> 01:18:39.416 Harlan Doolittle… 1424 01:18:39.500 --> 01:18:40.333 Hi. 1425 01:18:40.416 --> 01:18:42.875 …Olivia Blanc, Frances Doolittle. Thank you. 1426 01:18:43.958 --> 01:18:45.875 [Principal Hawkins] Well, they each had a bite. 1427 01:18:45.958 --> 01:18:48.791 -Ooh, what'd you do? -[Principal Hawkins] Yeah, a big bite. 1428 01:18:48.875 --> 01:18:50.875 I appreciate it. Bye-bye. 1429 01:18:52.375 --> 01:18:53.583 [Dee Dee chuckles softly] 1430 01:18:54.166 --> 01:18:56.083 Am I interrupting something? 1431 01:18:56.166 --> 01:18:58.041 I was just doing some research, 1432 01:18:58.125 --> 01:19:01.333 trying to figure out if urinal cakes are poisonous. 1433 01:19:02.000 --> 01:19:04.125 -Uh, how can I help you? -[chuckles softly] 1434 01:19:04.750 --> 01:19:09.750 Well, I've just been wandering around town all day. 1435 01:19:09.833 --> 01:19:11.250 [chuckles] 1436 01:19:11.833 --> 01:19:15.125 I've seen the… sight. [chuckles softly] 1437 01:19:15.708 --> 01:19:16.708 And, um… 1438 01:19:18.458 --> 01:19:23.125 Bottom line is I just thought you might want to take me to dinner 1439 01:19:23.208 --> 01:19:26.041 and worship me again. [chuckles] 1440 01:19:26.125 --> 01:19:27.750 No, I would not like to do that. 1441 01:19:27.833 --> 01:19:30.291 Now if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do. 1442 01:19:30.375 --> 01:19:33.625 Okay, what's going on here? Why is everybody always so mad at me? 1443 01:19:33.708 --> 01:19:37.583 Well, speaking for myself, it's because you're an opportunist. 1444 01:19:37.666 --> 01:19:40.583 You came here for publicity. You're a terrible person. 1445 01:19:40.666 --> 01:19:43.041 No, no. Nobody gets to talk to me that way. Nobody! 1446 01:19:44.000 --> 01:19:47.000 You know, meeting you in person has been colossally disappointing. 1447 01:19:47.083 --> 01:19:48.208 [scoffs] 1448 01:19:48.291 --> 01:19:50.083 I wanted you to be Dolores. 1449 01:19:50.166 --> 01:19:51.833 Who the hell is Dolores? 1450 01:19:51.916 --> 01:19:53.708 From Swallow the Moon. 1451 01:19:53.791 --> 01:19:54.750 [audience applauding] 1452 01:19:54.833 --> 01:19:58.541 [Principal Hawkins] She was joyful. She was full of courage and hope. 1453 01:19:58.625 --> 01:20:01.625 -Okay, but she was fictional. -But you made her real. 1454 01:20:03.250 --> 01:20:05.833 When you sang "The Lady's Improving" to Troy Gibson, 1455 01:20:05.916 --> 01:20:09.125 you were admitting you weren't perfect and you knew you could be better, 1456 01:20:09.208 --> 01:20:11.875 and that's why he didn't fire you from the circus act. 1457 01:20:13.333 --> 01:20:15.791 Such humility and dignity. 1458 01:20:16.458 --> 01:20:18.916 -That's who I thought you were. -Well, I'm not. 1459 01:20:19.916 --> 01:20:21.541 I'm not Dolores. 1460 01:20:23.166 --> 01:20:28.041 I'm just a really, really, really good actress. And you… 1461 01:20:28.666 --> 01:20:30.916 You're just some hick town high school teacher 1462 01:20:31.000 --> 01:20:34.541 who can't even tell the difference between fantasy and reality. 1463 01:20:34.625 --> 01:20:36.500 -Are we done? -Oh, yeah, we're done. 1464 01:20:42.708 --> 01:20:43.625 [sighs] 1465 01:20:47.791 --> 01:20:52.583 ♪ The lady's improving ♪ 1466 01:20:53.583 --> 01:20:57.000 ♪ So don't give up hope ♪ 1467 01:21:00.458 --> 01:21:04.625 ♪ You ask, "Is she perfect?" ♪ 1468 01:21:04.708 --> 01:21:09.166 ♪ My answer is nope ♪ 1469 01:21:09.250 --> 01:21:11.625 -I know what you're doing. -[chuckles] 1470 01:21:12.750 --> 01:21:16.208 ♪ Her range needs expanding ♪ 1471 01:21:16.291 --> 01:21:19.541 ♪ Her edges need sanding ♪ 1472 01:21:19.625 --> 01:21:25.458 ♪ But she can become a sure bet ♪ 1473 01:21:25.541 --> 01:21:27.333 ♪ So I'm begging you, sir ♪ 1474 01:21:27.416 --> 01:21:30.791 ♪ Don't give up on her yet ♪ 1475 01:21:30.875 --> 01:21:32.541 You're trying to appeal to the fan in me. 1476 01:21:32.625 --> 01:21:34.125 It won't work. I'm not a fan anymore. 1477 01:21:34.208 --> 01:21:39.250 ♪ The lady's improving So much that she gloats ♪ 1478 01:21:40.083 --> 01:21:42.583 ♪ I know you've got standards ♪ 1479 01:21:42.666 --> 01:21:45.250 ♪ Feel free to give notes ♪ 1480 01:21:45.333 --> 01:21:51.916 ♪ There isn't an issue And that's why I wish you could see ♪ 1481 01:21:52.000 --> 01:21:56.625 ♪ There's no reason to fret ♪ 1482 01:21:56.708 --> 01:21:58.083 ♪ So I'm begging you, sir ♪ 1483 01:21:58.166 --> 01:22:01.208 ♪ Don't give up on her yet ♪ 1484 01:22:01.291 --> 01:22:03.791 Seriously, Dee Dee, this is unsettling. 1485 01:22:03.875 --> 01:22:06.583 It's like having a fantasy I don't want to have. 1486 01:22:06.666 --> 01:22:11.875 ♪ Everybody thinks that I've got Some kinks that I'll never work out ♪ 1487 01:22:11.958 --> 01:22:17.625 ♪ Even you're inclined To think I'm unrefined ♪ 1488 01:22:17.708 --> 01:22:20.083 ♪ But I promise with some time ♪ 1489 01:22:20.166 --> 01:22:23.083 ♪ That my aptitude will climb ♪ 1490 01:22:23.166 --> 01:22:30.125 ♪ And you'll leave your doubts And disbeliefs behind ♪ 1491 01:22:31.708 --> 01:22:35.791 ♪ The lady's improving Removing all doubt ♪ 1492 01:22:35.875 --> 01:22:37.208 -[boy 1 whistles] -Hey! 1493 01:22:37.291 --> 01:22:42.666 ♪ She has hidden charms That are sure to come out ♪ 1494 01:22:42.750 --> 01:22:47.125 ♪ You're bound to discover This book's not her cover ♪ 1495 01:22:47.208 --> 01:22:48.250 I need you to stop. 1496 01:22:48.333 --> 01:22:53.708 ♪ So don't make a move you'll regret ♪ 1497 01:22:53.791 --> 01:22:56.458 ♪ So I'm begging you, sir ♪ 1498 01:22:56.541 --> 01:22:59.375 ♪ No reneging on her ♪ 1499 01:22:59.458 --> 01:23:06.416 ♪ Don't give up on her ♪ 1500 01:23:08.916 --> 01:23:15.833 ♪ Yet! ♪ 1501 01:23:19.000 --> 01:23:21.000 [panting] 1502 01:23:21.083 --> 01:23:22.500 Okay, I admit that got to me. 1503 01:23:22.583 --> 01:23:24.000 [squealing] 1504 01:23:24.083 --> 01:23:26.041 See? See? 1505 01:23:26.125 --> 01:23:31.125 I'm not a total lost cause. That was a totally selfless act. 1506 01:23:31.208 --> 01:23:34.166 I mean, people would pay premium prices for that performance. 1507 01:23:34.250 --> 01:23:36.750 [sighs] All right, you guys are dismissed. 1508 01:23:36.833 --> 01:23:40.958 Dee Dee, not charging for an apology is not a selfless act. 1509 01:23:42.083 --> 01:23:43.083 What the hell? 1510 01:23:43.166 --> 01:23:47.125 If you want people to like you instead of hate you, you have to be good. 1511 01:23:47.208 --> 01:23:51.291 A good person. You have to put other people's interests before your own. 1512 01:23:52.208 --> 01:23:55.375 [scoffs] You don't understand. I am a celebrity. 1513 01:23:55.458 --> 01:23:58.958 It is all about me. It has been for decades. [chuckling] 1514 01:23:59.833 --> 01:24:03.833 That's the point of celebrity. So I have to be reprogrammed. 1515 01:24:03.916 --> 01:24:07.583 I have to unlearn things like shoving and taking. 1516 01:24:07.666 --> 01:24:08.750 -You know… -Yes. 1517 01:24:08.833 --> 01:24:11.000 I need help with that. I need a… 1518 01:24:12.458 --> 01:24:13.458 teacher. 1519 01:24:17.750 --> 01:24:18.750 Please. 1520 01:24:19.708 --> 01:24:20.750 [sighs] 1521 01:24:24.458 --> 01:24:28.625 Let's go someplace and talk about how to be good human beings. 1522 01:24:28.708 --> 01:24:29.541 [chuckles] 1523 01:24:30.500 --> 01:24:31.666 Apples & Bees? 1524 01:24:51.166 --> 01:24:52.166 Hi. 1525 01:24:53.041 --> 01:24:55.333 Thanks for meeting me. I was afraid you wouldn't come-- 1526 01:24:55.416 --> 01:24:56.250 What do you want? 1527 01:24:56.333 --> 01:24:59.291 -I'm sorry about what happened. -Were you in on it? 1528 01:24:59.375 --> 01:25:01.708 Emma! You know me. 1529 01:25:01.833 --> 01:25:02.750 Do I? 1530 01:25:03.916 --> 01:25:05.250 What is this? 1531 01:25:06.541 --> 01:25:07.500 What are we? 1532 01:25:07.583 --> 01:25:09.583 -No, you know what we are. -No, I don't. 1533 01:25:11.083 --> 01:25:12.625 Do you know what it was like 1534 01:25:12.708 --> 01:25:15.541 standing there in that stupid dress alone in the gym, 1535 01:25:16.333 --> 01:25:19.625 knowing that people got together and planned the best way to hurt me? 1536 01:25:19.708 --> 01:25:22.458 -That must've been awful. -It was. 1537 01:25:23.750 --> 01:25:25.000 But the worst part… 1538 01:25:27.083 --> 01:25:32.208 The worst part was that you didn't come even though you knew what happened. 1539 01:25:32.291 --> 01:25:36.750 You didn't come and try and hold my hand or take me out of there. 1540 01:25:36.833 --> 01:25:38.416 -I couldn't, okay? -Why? 1541 01:25:38.500 --> 01:25:40.791 You know what my mother is like. 1542 01:25:40.875 --> 01:25:43.458 She's a complete and total control freak. 1543 01:25:43.541 --> 01:25:45.833 ♪ The hair has to be perfect ♪ 1544 01:25:45.916 --> 01:25:48.041 ♪ The A's have to be straight ♪ 1545 01:25:48.125 --> 01:25:52.541 ♪ You have to join the debate club On that there's no debate ♪ 1546 01:25:52.625 --> 01:25:57.291 ♪ You'll have Bible camp each summer To keep you pure and clean ♪ 1547 01:25:57.375 --> 01:26:02.500 ♪ Endless rules apply When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1548 01:26:02.583 --> 01:26:06.916 ♪ Trophies have to be first place Ribbons have to be blue ♪ 1549 01:26:07.000 --> 01:26:11.458 ♪ There's always some competition Or hoops for jumping through ♪ 1550 01:26:11.541 --> 01:26:15.958 ♪ Your mom's made sacrifices So win homecoming queen ♪ 1551 01:26:16.041 --> 01:26:22.625 ♪ 'Cause it's do-or-die When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1552 01:26:23.375 --> 01:26:28.208 ♪ And you wish there was a world Where you were simply free to live ♪ 1553 01:26:28.291 --> 01:26:32.791 ♪ And when people criticize you You had no more shits to give ♪ 1554 01:26:32.875 --> 01:26:35.083 ♪ And in this other lifetime ♪ 1555 01:26:35.166 --> 01:26:39.291 ♪ When you tell yourself "be brave" You won't cave ♪ 1556 01:26:39.375 --> 01:26:43.500 ♪ That's the one thing I truly crave ♪ 1557 01:26:46.750 --> 01:26:51.541 ♪ But your feelings have to be phony Your weight has to be tracked ♪ 1558 01:26:51.625 --> 01:26:56.000 ♪ If you don't like shaking pom-poms You'd better learn to act ♪ 1559 01:26:56.083 --> 01:27:00.708 ♪ Just have everything perfected By the time you reach 18 ♪ 1560 01:27:00.791 --> 01:27:06.625 ♪ Don't ask how or why When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1561 01:27:08.708 --> 01:27:13.625 ♪ Improve all of your strong points And hide things that you lack ♪ 1562 01:27:14.333 --> 01:27:20.083 ♪ 'Cause Mom's convinced if you're perfect Your father might come back ♪ 1563 01:27:21.791 --> 01:27:23.458 ♪ You're not yourself ♪ 1564 01:27:23.541 --> 01:27:27.500 ♪ You're not what she wants You're someone in between ♪ 1565 01:27:27.583 --> 01:27:33.000 ♪ Your whole life's a lie When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1566 01:27:38.791 --> 01:27:40.916 I'm gonna go public and tell my story. 1567 01:27:42.000 --> 01:27:44.791 -Will you do it with me? -I want to. I-- 1568 01:27:44.875 --> 01:27:48.958 Yeah, wanting to isn't enough. 1569 01:27:50.958 --> 01:27:53.125 I believe you have feelings for me. 1570 01:27:54.416 --> 01:27:58.416 But I can't do this anymore. It hurts too much. 1571 01:27:58.500 --> 01:28:00.291 Are you breaking up with me? 1572 01:28:01.083 --> 01:28:02.791 I guess I am, yeah. 1573 01:28:05.250 --> 01:28:06.083 Bye. 1574 01:28:08.625 --> 01:28:10.291 ♪ You're not yourself ♪ 1575 01:28:10.375 --> 01:28:15.416 ♪ You're not what she wants You're someone in between ♪ 1576 01:28:23.000 --> 01:28:27.875 I saw it on CNN. They said that Edgewater, Indiana overflows with bigotry. 1577 01:28:27.958 --> 01:28:29.875 Hey, look. It's that guy from Talk to the Hand. 1578 01:28:29.958 --> 01:28:35.208 Hey, guys. I was just taking a walk, enjoying the sweet scent of Americana. 1579 01:28:35.291 --> 01:28:36.458 We're not interested. 1580 01:28:36.541 --> 01:28:40.208 I feel like there's an ideological divide between us, 1581 01:28:40.291 --> 01:28:44.208 but if we got to know each other, we could bridge it, right? 1582 01:28:44.291 --> 01:28:45.958 So I'll start. 1583 01:28:46.750 --> 01:28:49.458 I'm Trent. I'm an actor. 1584 01:28:49.541 --> 01:28:54.166 My instrument was forged in the fiery furnace that is Juilliard. 1585 01:28:54.250 --> 01:28:57.166 I'm sure your drama teachers told you about that institution. 1586 01:28:57.250 --> 01:29:01.000 -We don't have a drama program. -Explains your general lack of empathy. 1587 01:29:01.083 --> 01:29:02.041 Let's start with you. 1588 01:29:02.125 --> 01:29:04.083 -[Kaylee] Me? -Yes. Why do you hate gay people? 1589 01:29:04.166 --> 01:29:07.875 -Hey, I'm a good person, right, Shelby? -Yeah. Yeah, we all are. 1590 01:29:07.958 --> 01:29:09.916 -[girl] We go to church. -Yeah, we're Christian. 1591 01:29:10.000 --> 01:29:14.833 Well, I'm sure there are a lot of rules in the Bible that you break every day. 1592 01:29:14.916 --> 01:29:16.291 Well, that's different. 1593 01:29:19.375 --> 01:29:20.625 Is it? 1594 01:29:20.708 --> 01:29:24.583 You can't cherry-pick the Bible, choosing which parts you want to believe. 1595 01:29:24.666 --> 01:29:26.250 [Kaylee] We don't do that. 1596 01:29:26.333 --> 01:29:27.958 Uh, you don't? 1597 01:29:28.041 --> 01:29:30.250 -[gospel music playing] -Then what's this? 1598 01:29:31.791 --> 01:29:34.458 ♪ Kaylee has a small tattoo ♪ 1599 01:29:35.708 --> 01:29:39.083 ♪ That tattoo would be taboo ♪ 1600 01:29:39.833 --> 01:29:42.833 ♪ Kaylee, guess what waits for you ♪ 1601 01:29:42.916 --> 01:29:43.875 [Kaylee] What? 1602 01:29:43.958 --> 01:29:46.750 ♪ An eternity in the fiery pits of hell ♪ 1603 01:29:46.833 --> 01:29:47.666 Hey! 1604 01:29:47.750 --> 01:29:50.750 ♪ Shelby, you seem sweet to me ♪ 1605 01:29:51.833 --> 01:29:55.458 ♪ But if it has come to be ♪ 1606 01:29:56.041 --> 01:29:59.166 ♪ You've lost your virginity ♪ 1607 01:30:00.000 --> 01:30:03.000 ♪ We'll be stoning you And your family as well ♪ 1608 01:30:03.083 --> 01:30:03.916 [Shelby] What? 1609 01:30:04.000 --> 01:30:07.875 ♪ Or we could use Some common sense instead ♪ 1610 01:30:07.958 --> 01:30:11.958 ♪ When you're lost It always helps recalling ♪ 1611 01:30:12.041 --> 01:30:14.958 ♪ Those immortal words that Jesus said ♪ 1612 01:30:15.041 --> 01:30:15.875 [Kaylee] Really? 1613 01:30:15.958 --> 01:30:20.083 ♪ There's one rule that trumps them all ♪ 1614 01:30:20.166 --> 01:30:21.875 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1615 01:30:21.958 --> 01:30:24.000 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1616 01:30:24.083 --> 01:30:28.000 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1617 01:30:28.083 --> 01:30:30.208 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1618 01:30:30.291 --> 01:30:32.208 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1619 01:30:32.291 --> 01:30:35.875 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1620 01:30:36.458 --> 01:30:40.416 -You know, you kind of make sense. -What are you talking about? 1621 01:30:40.500 --> 01:30:44.333 Oh, come on. You guys don't even feel, like, slightly bad for Emma? 1622 01:30:44.416 --> 01:30:47.416 -I mean, you guys used to hang out. -That was before she turned gay. 1623 01:30:47.500 --> 01:30:48.833 Maybe she was always gay. 1624 01:30:48.916 --> 01:30:52.333 Exactly, because that's the way God made her, Shelby. 1625 01:30:52.416 --> 01:30:53.750 -Come on. What? -Whatever. 1626 01:30:53.833 --> 01:30:56.916 -Hey! It's the Godspell kids! -Hey, Trent. What's going on? 1627 01:30:57.000 --> 01:30:58.750 -[Trent] You guys'll back me up. -With what? 1628 01:30:58.833 --> 01:31:02.250 He's just trying to confuse us. Because my stepdad always says-- 1629 01:31:02.333 --> 01:31:03.208 [all gasp] 1630 01:31:03.291 --> 01:31:06.333 Stepdad? Do you mean your parents are divorced? 1631 01:31:07.375 --> 01:31:08.833 Yeah, and? 1632 01:31:08.916 --> 01:31:11.125 Well, divorce is a big no-no. 1633 01:31:12.125 --> 01:31:16.458 ♪ Not to oversimplify ♪ 1634 01:31:16.541 --> 01:31:20.416 ♪ But the scripture does imply ♪ 1635 01:31:20.500 --> 01:31:23.625 ♪ That your mom will have to die ♪ 1636 01:31:24.583 --> 01:31:28.500 ♪ How's tomorrow If she's not got any plans? ♪ 1637 01:31:28.583 --> 01:31:31.541 ♪ There's no way to separate ♪ 1638 01:31:32.666 --> 01:31:35.958 ♪ Which rules you can violate ♪ 1639 01:31:36.583 --> 01:31:40.333 ♪ Let's hope you don't masturbate ♪ 1640 01:31:40.416 --> 01:31:43.375 ♪ 'Cause the scripture says We'll have to cut off your… ♪ 1641 01:31:43.458 --> 01:31:44.291 ♪ Hands ♪ 1642 01:31:44.375 --> 01:31:48.583 ♪ Or we could use Some common sense instead ♪ 1643 01:31:48.666 --> 01:31:52.458 ♪ When you're lost It always helps recalling ♪ 1644 01:31:52.541 --> 01:31:56.708 ♪ Those immortal words that Jesus said ♪ 1645 01:31:56.791 --> 01:32:00.375 ♪ There's one rule that trumps them all ♪ 1646 01:32:00.458 --> 01:32:04.666 ♪ Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1647 01:32:04.750 --> 01:32:09.041 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1648 01:32:09.125 --> 01:32:12.958 ♪ Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1649 01:32:13.041 --> 01:32:16.500 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1650 01:32:17.000 --> 01:32:18.291 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1651 01:32:18.375 --> 01:32:19.708 Yes! 1652 01:32:20.833 --> 01:32:24.625 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1653 01:32:24.708 --> 01:32:28.291 -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1654 01:32:28.375 --> 01:32:30.458 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1655 01:32:30.541 --> 01:32:33.125 ♪ Trumps them all! ♪ 1656 01:32:36.666 --> 01:32:37.583 Oh! 1657 01:32:39.208 --> 01:32:41.083 [crowd exclaiming] 1658 01:32:55.625 --> 01:32:59.000 ♪ Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1659 01:32:59.083 --> 01:33:02.916 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1660 01:33:03.000 --> 01:33:08.583 ♪ Love thy neighbor Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1661 01:33:08.666 --> 01:33:15.583 -♪ Trumps them all ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1662 01:33:16.083 --> 01:33:17.750 ♪ Hear the call ♪ 1663 01:33:17.833 --> 01:33:21.291 ♪ Time to make some better choices Drop the hate and raise your voices ♪ 1664 01:33:21.375 --> 01:33:24.416 ♪ Love thy neighbor Is the one that trumps 'em all ♪ 1665 01:33:25.000 --> 01:33:27.375 -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1666 01:33:27.458 --> 01:33:31.791 ♪ Jesus, take the wheel and steer it If you feel the Holy Spirit ♪ 1667 01:33:31.875 --> 01:33:35.291 ♪ Come on, kids, and let me hear it What? ♪ 1668 01:33:35.375 --> 01:33:37.291 -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ -♪ All right now! ♪ 1669 01:33:37.375 --> 01:33:39.000 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1670 01:33:39.083 --> 01:33:42.291 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them ♪ 1671 01:33:42.375 --> 01:33:47.458 -♪ All! ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1672 01:33:47.541 --> 01:33:50.125 -♪ Trumps them all! ♪ -[all cheer] 1673 01:33:50.208 --> 01:33:51.375 [elevator dings] 1674 01:33:51.875 --> 01:33:53.541 -[Dee Dee chuckles] -Please. 1675 01:33:55.833 --> 01:33:58.083 [Dee Dee and Principal Hawkins chuckling] 1676 01:33:58.166 --> 01:33:59.750 -[Principal Hawkins] Hi, everyone. -Hi! 1677 01:33:59.833 --> 01:34:01.833 It's okay, it's okay. He knows what we're up to. 1678 01:34:01.916 --> 01:34:04.750 And I'm on board, as long as Emma's comfortable with it. 1679 01:34:04.833 --> 01:34:08.000 Well, she's outta luck, 'cause we got nothin'. 1680 01:34:08.083 --> 01:34:11.166 Uh, it's not over yet. Dee Dee. 1681 01:34:11.250 --> 01:34:14.625 -I have arranged a TV appearance for her… -[Angie] Mmm! 1682 01:34:14.708 --> 01:34:16.708 -…on Eddie Sharpe. -[gasps] 1683 01:34:16.791 --> 01:34:19.791 She's booked for tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m. 1684 01:34:19.875 --> 01:34:21.750 Not the house in the Hamptons. 1685 01:34:21.833 --> 01:34:23.291 [inhales sharply] Yes. 1686 01:34:23.375 --> 01:34:25.375 -[line ringing] -[Dee Dee exhales] 1687 01:34:25.458 --> 01:34:30.708 Hello, Eddie, it's Dee Dee, your brutalized ex-wife. 1688 01:34:30.791 --> 01:34:33.416 But I'm calling on another matter entirely. 1689 01:34:34.083 --> 01:34:35.083 What I did… 1690 01:34:36.000 --> 01:34:40.375 was I put her interest ahead of my own. 1691 01:34:40.458 --> 01:34:44.541 -[Principal Hawkins] Mmm-hmm. -I expect nothing in return. 1692 01:34:44.625 --> 01:34:49.875 I have no agenda other than to ease someone else's burden. 1693 01:34:49.958 --> 01:34:54.083 Oh, Dee Dee, that is incredibly generous of you! 1694 01:34:54.166 --> 01:34:55.041 I know! [laughing] 1695 01:34:55.125 --> 01:34:57.833 Hang on. What kind of audience are we talking about here? 1696 01:34:57.916 --> 01:35:02.208 I mean, Eddie Sharpe on a weekday? Fifteen, sixteen million! 1697 01:35:02.291 --> 01:35:05.541 -Dee Dee! You saved the day! -Yeah, I did. 1698 01:35:05.625 --> 01:35:07.208 [all laughing] 1699 01:35:07.291 --> 01:35:11.166 -I love giving back. It's my new thing. -[Principal Hawkins] There you go! 1700 01:35:11.250 --> 01:35:12.833 -Emma! -Hi. 1701 01:35:12.916 --> 01:35:14.666 Emma! You wait until you hear the news. 1702 01:35:14.750 --> 01:35:18.458 Dee Dee has got you booked on Eddie Sharpe tomorrow at 8:00 1703 01:35:18.541 --> 01:35:21.291 with an audience of 16 million people! 1704 01:35:21.375 --> 01:35:24.125 Wow! That's amazing. Thank you. 1705 01:35:24.208 --> 01:35:26.500 Oh, I'm just… I'm so happy to be able to help. 1706 01:35:26.583 --> 01:35:29.083 And I'm gonna take a stand. 1707 01:35:29.166 --> 01:35:33.208 And I want to thank you all because without your love and support, 1708 01:35:33.291 --> 01:35:35.083 I never would have found the courage. 1709 01:35:35.166 --> 01:35:39.416 But, um, the reason I came was to tell you that… 1710 01:35:40.916 --> 01:35:42.458 I'm going to do it my way. 1711 01:35:44.083 --> 01:35:45.750 I'm not going on TV. 1712 01:35:46.375 --> 01:35:47.416 [Dee Dee inhales] 1713 01:35:51.666 --> 01:35:53.750 -You owe me a house! -[Barry] Oh, my God. 1714 01:35:53.833 --> 01:35:55.541 -You owe me a house! -[Barry] Go, go! 1715 01:35:55.625 --> 01:35:57.458 -[Emma] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. -Run! Run! 1716 01:35:57.541 --> 01:36:01.458 She owes me a house! She owes me my house! 1717 01:36:01.541 --> 01:36:04.666 I need my house. [continues shouting] 1718 01:36:04.750 --> 01:36:06.666 She's a very passionate woman. 1719 01:36:07.708 --> 01:36:09.583 [Emma] So here's what's gonna happen. 1720 01:36:09.666 --> 01:36:12.916 I'm gonna do my thing, and in the end, 1721 01:36:13.000 --> 01:36:17.875 there will be a kick-ass prom in Edgewater, Indiana, for everybody, 1722 01:36:18.375 --> 01:36:20.375 regardless of who they happen to love. 1723 01:36:21.166 --> 01:36:22.041 I know it. 1724 01:36:22.125 --> 01:36:24.875 That… That would be wonderful. 1725 01:36:24.958 --> 01:36:29.958 And when that happens, I want you to be my date. 1726 01:36:32.708 --> 01:36:33.833 Wait, but what about… 1727 01:36:34.625 --> 01:36:35.875 We broke up. 1728 01:36:37.708 --> 01:36:39.083 Just say yes. 1729 01:36:39.166 --> 01:36:41.583 There's no one in the world I'd rather go with. 1730 01:36:46.333 --> 01:36:49.916 -God. [sighs] Don't make me cry. -[both chuckle] 1731 01:36:52.791 --> 01:36:55.333 Of course I will go with you. 1732 01:36:55.416 --> 01:36:57.708 We are going to the prom. 1733 01:36:59.125 --> 01:37:00.125 God. 1734 01:37:02.166 --> 01:37:03.041 [kisses] 1735 01:37:06.208 --> 01:37:08.333 -[door opens and shuts] -[exhales] 1736 01:37:09.541 --> 01:37:11.500 [chuckling softly] I can't believe it. 1737 01:37:13.500 --> 01:37:15.000 [sighs, sniffles] 1738 01:37:16.125 --> 01:37:18.250 ♪ I'm oddly excited ♪ 1739 01:37:20.083 --> 01:37:22.083 ♪ Perhaps that's because ♪ 1740 01:37:23.666 --> 01:37:26.125 ♪ Although it shouldn't matter ♪ 1741 01:37:27.583 --> 01:37:32.333 ♪ It somehow does ♪ 1742 01:37:33.583 --> 01:37:36.875 ♪ It's strange But I feel like I'm in a time machine ♪ 1743 01:37:37.708 --> 01:37:42.291 ♪ 'Cause guess what? It's like I'm suddenly 17 ♪ 1744 01:37:42.375 --> 01:37:46.333 ♪ So book a white limo, uncork the Dom ♪ 1745 01:37:46.416 --> 01:37:51.083 ♪ After 21 years I am finally going to prom ♪ 1746 01:37:53.541 --> 01:37:57.000 ♪ I once thought A night like this wasn't in the cards ♪ 1747 01:37:57.958 --> 01:38:02.291 ♪ Now I've got a date, a tux And the whole nine yards ♪ 1748 01:38:02.375 --> 01:38:06.500 ♪ A rational person would just stay calm ♪ 1749 01:38:06.583 --> 01:38:08.416 ♪ Oh, since when am I rational? ♪ 1750 01:38:08.500 --> 01:38:10.208 ♪ Barry is going to prom! ♪ 1751 01:38:11.208 --> 01:38:12.541 ♪ The prom! ♪ 1752 01:38:13.583 --> 01:38:17.833 ♪ I wish I could tell that sad kid I was ♪ 1753 01:38:17.916 --> 01:38:22.291 ♪ To stop crying into his Cheetos ♪ 1754 01:38:22.375 --> 01:38:24.625 ♪ They say, "It gets better" ♪ 1755 01:38:24.708 --> 01:38:26.625 ♪ Guess what? It does ♪ 1756 01:38:26.708 --> 01:38:29.333 ♪ Who cares if you're a big old girl? ♪ 1757 01:38:29.416 --> 01:38:35.375 ♪ Just get into that gym and twirl ♪ 1758 01:38:35.458 --> 01:38:36.291 [laughing] 1759 01:38:39.208 --> 01:38:40.583 ♪ Barry's going to the ♪ 1760 01:38:43.583 --> 01:38:45.708 [chuckling] ♪ To the freakin' prom ♪ 1761 01:38:45.791 --> 01:38:46.916 [crowd cheering] 1762 01:38:54.500 --> 01:38:55.958 Going to the prom. 1763 01:39:01.750 --> 01:39:05.541 ♪ In showbiz I never felt such a thrill divine ♪ 1764 01:39:06.458 --> 01:39:10.791 ♪ My date is a high school lesbian Still it's fine ♪ 1765 01:39:10.875 --> 01:39:15.125 ♪ And though it's been years I might call my mom ♪ 1766 01:39:15.208 --> 01:39:20.250 ♪ And tell her that though it's overdue All of my waiting is over too ♪ 1767 01:39:20.333 --> 01:39:22.208 ♪ And if you're not happy, I'm over you ♪ 1768 01:39:22.291 --> 01:39:25.541 ♪ 'Cause Barry ♪ 1769 01:39:26.375 --> 01:39:29.541 ♪ Yes, Barry ♪ 1770 01:39:29.625 --> 01:39:30.583 Go on. 1771 01:39:30.666 --> 01:39:32.000 ♪ Look at me, Mom ♪ 1772 01:39:32.083 --> 01:39:34.166 ♪ Barry's going to… ♪ 1773 01:39:35.041 --> 01:39:41.041 ♪ Prom ♪ 1774 01:39:41.125 --> 01:39:42.333 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1775 01:39:43.083 --> 01:39:44.083 [panting] 1776 01:40:05.916 --> 01:40:07.041 Hello, interweb. 1777 01:40:08.041 --> 01:40:11.583 My name is Emma Nolan, and I'm 17 and I'm gay. 1778 01:40:12.708 --> 01:40:15.500 You might have heard about the fake prom in Indiana. 1779 01:40:15.583 --> 01:40:16.750 That was me. 1780 01:40:17.625 --> 01:40:20.041 It was awful in every way, 1781 01:40:20.125 --> 01:40:23.541 and I spent a lot of time feeling sorry for myself. 1782 01:40:23.625 --> 01:40:26.791 So I wrote a song for all the people out there 1783 01:40:27.500 --> 01:40:32.333 who love someone in a way that the world just doesn't understand. 1784 01:40:32.416 --> 01:40:36.041 I know we all have stories to tell, and here's mine. 1785 01:40:38.125 --> 01:40:42.958 ♪ Some hearts can conform Fitting the norm ♪ 1786 01:40:43.041 --> 01:40:46.625 ♪ Flaunting their love for all to see ♪ 1787 01:40:46.708 --> 01:40:53.250 ♪ I tried to change Thinking how easy life could be ♪ 1788 01:40:53.333 --> 01:40:56.083 ♪ I just kept on failing ♪ 1789 01:40:56.166 --> 01:41:00.041 ♪ I guess that was a sign ♪ 1790 01:41:00.708 --> 01:41:03.666 ♪ That there wasn't much hope ♪ 1791 01:41:03.750 --> 01:41:08.041 ♪ For this unruly heart ♪ 1792 01:41:08.125 --> 01:41:12.250 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1793 01:41:12.333 --> 01:41:16.750 ♪ Then you came along And right or wrong ♪ 1794 01:41:16.833 --> 01:41:20.125 ♪ Feelings began to overflow ♪ 1795 01:41:20.208 --> 01:41:26.541 ♪ We had to hide Thinking that no one else could know ♪ 1796 01:41:26.625 --> 01:41:33.041 ♪ And not having you near me Was where I drew the line ♪ 1797 01:41:33.125 --> 01:41:36.208 ♪ So I had to conceal ♪ 1798 01:41:36.291 --> 01:41:41.791 ♪ This poor unruly heart ♪ 1799 01:41:41.875 --> 01:41:45.666 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1800 01:41:45.750 --> 01:41:49.375 Hi, Emma. I loved your video. Where do I start? 1801 01:41:49.458 --> 01:41:51.000 I think my parents always knew. 1802 01:41:51.083 --> 01:41:54.708 I felt so alone. Nothing made sense until him. 1803 01:41:54.791 --> 01:41:56.333 She's the best thing in my life. 1804 01:41:56.416 --> 01:41:58.500 The only good thing. 1805 01:41:58.583 --> 01:41:59.833 But we're always hiding. 1806 01:41:59.916 --> 01:42:01.791 [fan on laptop] You're not the only one. 1807 01:42:02.791 --> 01:42:05.458 ♪ And though I don't know how or when ♪ 1808 01:42:05.541 --> 01:42:09.291 ♪ But somehow I learned to see ♪ 1809 01:42:09.375 --> 01:42:12.666 [all] ♪ No matter what The world might say ♪ 1810 01:42:12.750 --> 01:42:19.333 ♪ This heart is the best part of me ♪ 1811 01:42:23.166 --> 01:42:27.625 ♪ So fear's all in the past Fading so fast ♪ 1812 01:42:27.708 --> 01:42:30.958 ♪ I won't stay hidden anymore ♪ 1813 01:42:31.041 --> 01:42:32.750 ♪ I'm who I am ♪ 1814 01:42:32.833 --> 01:42:36.583 ♪ And I think that's worth fighting for ♪ 1815 01:42:36.666 --> 01:42:39.583 ♪ And nobody out there ♪ 1816 01:42:39.666 --> 01:42:46.625 ♪ Ever gets to define ♪ 1817 01:42:48.583 --> 01:42:51.666 ♪ The life I'm meant to lead ♪ 1818 01:42:51.750 --> 01:42:57.333 ♪ With this unruly heart ♪ 1819 01:42:57.416 --> 01:43:02.416 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1820 01:43:04.583 --> 01:43:11.000 ♪ Mine ♪ 1821 01:43:11.083 --> 01:43:14.041 ♪ And nobody out there ♪ 1822 01:43:14.125 --> 01:43:18.125 ♪ Ever gets to define ♪ 1823 01:43:18.208 --> 01:43:21.208 ♪ The life I'm meant to lead ♪ 1824 01:43:21.291 --> 01:43:27.375 ♪ With this unruly heart ♪ 1825 01:43:27.458 --> 01:43:34.416 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1826 01:43:45.000 --> 01:43:47.708 This is too much. It's too much for my heart. 1827 01:43:47.791 --> 01:43:51.208 That's why I wanted you guys to see it. I've never been more proud. 1828 01:43:51.291 --> 01:43:53.791 -So when is the prom? -There's no money left. 1829 01:43:53.875 --> 01:43:56.750 -What? What do you mean? -We already had a prom, remember? 1830 01:43:56.833 --> 01:43:57.666 [Angie groans] 1831 01:43:57.750 --> 01:44:00.375 [Principal Hawkins] There could be a miracle. It's early. 1832 01:44:00.458 --> 01:44:01.500 [Barry sighs] 1833 01:44:02.625 --> 01:44:05.125 Okay, people, it's Mickey and Judy time. Okay? 1834 01:44:05.208 --> 01:44:07.375 This is the part where we roll up our sleeves 1835 01:44:07.458 --> 01:44:09.708 and we put on a prom with our own bare hands. 1836 01:44:09.791 --> 01:44:13.791 -We are giving Emma the prom she deserves. -Okay, wait a minute. 1837 01:44:13.875 --> 01:44:17.041 How much are we talking about? What does a prom cost? 1838 01:44:17.125 --> 01:44:18.000 [sputters] 1839 01:44:18.083 --> 01:44:20.000 I mean, it's not a school-sanctioned event, 1840 01:44:20.083 --> 01:44:21.958 so we have to pay a rental fee on the gym. 1841 01:44:22.041 --> 01:44:22.916 DJ. 1842 01:44:23.000 --> 01:44:24.541 -Lighting. -Sound system. 1843 01:44:24.625 --> 01:44:27.083 [Principal Hawkins] It's still thousands of dollars. 1844 01:44:27.750 --> 01:44:29.166 Right. Um… 1845 01:44:32.166 --> 01:44:34.125 Okay, here. 1846 01:44:35.250 --> 01:44:38.000 Charge that until it declines, which will be soon. 1847 01:44:38.083 --> 01:44:41.500 I had to declare bankruptcy after my self-produced Notes on a Scandal. 1848 01:44:42.208 --> 01:44:43.750 [Angie] Yes. Well… 1849 01:44:45.083 --> 01:44:47.750 I don't have a credit card anymore because I… 1850 01:44:47.833 --> 01:44:49.166 Well, I just… [exhales] 1851 01:44:49.250 --> 01:44:54.333 But, anyway, you can have what I have in my Venmo and there's my cash. 1852 01:44:54.416 --> 01:44:55.458 It's all yours. 1853 01:44:55.541 --> 01:44:57.583 -Thanks, Angie. [chuckles] -Sure. 1854 01:44:57.666 --> 01:45:00.958 Okay. This is my card from the Actors Federal Credit Union. 1855 01:45:01.041 --> 01:45:03.458 Just cross your fingers and swipe. 1856 01:45:04.375 --> 01:45:08.416 All right. Well, we're making some progress here. This is a nice start. 1857 01:45:08.500 --> 01:45:09.458 Um… 1858 01:45:09.541 --> 01:45:12.000 -We still have a long way to go. -[Angie] Mmm-hmm. 1859 01:45:15.125 --> 01:45:16.291 [Angie clears throat] 1860 01:45:16.375 --> 01:45:19.416 -Dee Dee. Dee Dee? -What? 1861 01:45:19.500 --> 01:45:23.291 Oh, come on. I know you've got an American Express black card in there. 1862 01:45:23.375 --> 01:45:24.875 There's no limit on that baby. 1863 01:45:24.958 --> 01:45:30.000 Please, please, no. I already gave a house. 1864 01:45:30.083 --> 01:45:32.833 Exactly, so this is nothing. Come on. 1865 01:45:34.791 --> 01:45:36.166 [seductively] Eleanor. 1866 01:45:37.875 --> 01:45:39.083 Franklin. 1867 01:45:40.500 --> 01:45:41.333 [sighs] 1868 01:45:42.666 --> 01:45:49.625 [dramatically] Why does being good cost so much… money? 1869 01:45:49.708 --> 01:45:51.000 [all chuckling] 1870 01:45:51.083 --> 01:45:53.000 -Well done, Dee Dee. -[chuckles] 1871 01:45:53.083 --> 01:45:54.916 -[Trent] Yes! -We're fully financed. 1872 01:45:55.000 --> 01:45:57.875 -[Trent] Yeah! -Okay, well, let's give this girl a prom! 1873 01:45:57.958 --> 01:45:59.875 -Yes! -[Barry] Okay, let's do it! 1874 01:45:59.958 --> 01:46:03.083 [Trent] The students will want to see us perform some sort of number. 1875 01:46:03.166 --> 01:46:06.541 So, look, I… I've been thinking hard about this. 1876 01:46:06.625 --> 01:46:07.458 [Barry] Mmm. 1877 01:46:07.541 --> 01:46:10.250 That thing that you and I were talking about. 1878 01:46:11.166 --> 01:46:13.750 -I called your mother. -What? 1879 01:46:13.833 --> 01:46:16.875 Yeah, I found her number in your phone. 1880 01:46:17.875 --> 01:46:19.750 How did you know my passcode? 1881 01:46:19.833 --> 01:46:23.500 Well, I guessed. 9481. Beyoncé's birthday. 1882 01:46:23.583 --> 01:46:26.041 [chuckling] Got it on the first try. 1883 01:46:26.791 --> 01:46:30.041 -Well, why would you do that? -Because, Barry… 1884 01:46:31.875 --> 01:46:35.625 -I know you couldn't do it on your own. -What did she say? 1885 01:46:35.708 --> 01:46:38.625 Well, I think maybe you should let her tell you that. 1886 01:46:39.583 --> 01:46:40.583 [Vera] Hi, Barry. 1887 01:46:42.291 --> 01:46:46.208 Okay. I'm gonna give you some space, and I'll be in the faculty lounge, okay? 1888 01:46:49.833 --> 01:46:53.583 No. No, you… You don't get to do this. Okay? 1889 01:46:53.666 --> 01:46:57.875 You don't get to show up out of nowhere. Okay? No. Uh-uh. 1890 01:46:57.958 --> 01:46:59.500 I came all this way, Barry. 1891 01:46:59.583 --> 01:47:02.083 Well, you can just turn around and go right back, okay? 1892 01:47:02.166 --> 01:47:03.791 You called me, didn't you? 1893 01:47:05.000 --> 01:47:07.666 That was you who called and hung up, wasn't it? 1894 01:47:11.125 --> 01:47:11.958 [sighs] 1895 01:47:12.708 --> 01:47:17.541 I handled this all wrong, honey. And I'm so sorry. 1896 01:47:17.625 --> 01:47:19.666 Okay. You just… stay… 1897 01:47:22.208 --> 01:47:26.500 When you told us what you were, who you were, 1898 01:47:27.916 --> 01:47:31.000 your father and I, we were scared. 1899 01:47:31.083 --> 01:47:32.583 We hardly knew what gay meant. 1900 01:47:32.666 --> 01:47:35.666 We both thought that somehow we had failed you, 1901 01:47:35.750 --> 01:47:37.458 like maybe it was our fault. 1902 01:47:38.875 --> 01:47:41.166 -So it's okay now? -[sighs] 1903 01:47:41.250 --> 01:47:44.041 What I needed was a mother who didn't know if it was okay 1904 01:47:44.125 --> 01:47:45.666 but loved me anyway. 1905 01:47:47.250 --> 01:47:49.958 You think you were scared? How do you think I felt? 1906 01:47:50.041 --> 01:47:53.083 [sobbing] I know, Barry. I failed you and I know. 1907 01:47:54.166 --> 01:47:57.083 That's gonna be on my heart till the day I die. 1908 01:47:57.750 --> 01:48:02.958 [voice breaking] But all I can say is I was wrong and I'm sorry. 1909 01:48:07.750 --> 01:48:09.666 What about Dad? Is he here? 1910 01:48:09.750 --> 01:48:11.833 Uh, no. He's just not… 1911 01:48:13.375 --> 01:48:14.541 He's not there yet. 1912 01:48:15.125 --> 01:48:16.541 I'm sorry to say. 1913 01:48:17.458 --> 01:48:18.458 Oh, Barry. 1914 01:48:20.416 --> 01:48:25.250 Please forgive me. I've missed you so much. 1915 01:48:29.916 --> 01:48:31.250 [crying] I missed you too. 1916 01:48:32.541 --> 01:48:33.583 I did. 1917 01:48:34.791 --> 01:48:37.125 I missed you too. I missed you. 1918 01:48:37.208 --> 01:48:39.125 [both sobbing] 1919 01:48:42.416 --> 01:48:46.125 ♪ Then you came along And right or wrong… ♪ 1920 01:48:46.208 --> 01:48:50.166 -Aren't you tired of watching that? -Eight million people have seen it. 1921 01:48:50.791 --> 01:48:52.583 I just don't understand it. 1922 01:48:52.666 --> 01:48:54.416 Well, I think it's brave. 1923 01:48:55.208 --> 01:48:56.041 [sighs] 1924 01:48:56.625 --> 01:48:58.833 The kids are saying there's gonna be another prom. 1925 01:48:58.916 --> 01:49:01.000 -[scoffs] -Someone's offered to pay for it. 1926 01:49:02.833 --> 01:49:03.750 Who? 1927 01:49:04.958 --> 01:49:07.208 This is so generous of you guys. 1928 01:49:07.291 --> 01:49:09.958 We had to do something after you broke the Internet. 1929 01:49:10.041 --> 01:49:13.000 It was crazy. The numbers just kept going up, 1930 01:49:13.083 --> 01:49:16.333 and then the Indiana Star called, and then the Washington Post-- 1931 01:49:16.416 --> 01:49:17.833 Hello, everyone. 1932 01:49:17.916 --> 01:49:20.041 Can't have a prom without flowers. 1933 01:49:20.125 --> 01:49:22.083 So I will put these out on the table, 1934 01:49:22.166 --> 01:49:24.166 even though I'd rather just give them all to you. 1935 01:49:24.250 --> 01:49:26.458 -[Angie] Oh, my God! -[Barry] Is this for real? 1936 01:49:26.541 --> 01:49:31.750 Can I just say you guys are the best middle-aged people I've ever met. 1937 01:49:32.500 --> 01:49:33.333 [exhales] 1938 01:49:34.291 --> 01:49:35.166 That is… 1939 01:49:35.250 --> 01:49:36.916 Oh, honey… 1940 01:49:38.041 --> 01:49:41.250 We need to talk to you about something, okay? And I think it's… 1941 01:49:42.416 --> 01:49:44.541 It's important that you understand 1942 01:49:44.625 --> 01:49:47.916 the real reason why we came here to visit you. 1943 01:49:48.000 --> 01:49:50.250 -It wasn't for the Hoosier pie? -[chuckles] 1944 01:49:50.333 --> 01:49:52.208 Well, I mean, um… 1945 01:49:55.000 --> 01:49:57.541 -We were in a show. -A wonderful show. 1946 01:49:57.625 --> 01:49:58.875 Well, I mean… 1947 01:49:59.750 --> 01:50:02.541 [hesitating] And we got blasted by the critics. 1948 01:50:02.625 --> 01:50:05.916 They called us narcissists, and it hurt. 1949 01:50:06.000 --> 01:50:08.916 And it hurt because I guess they were right. 1950 01:50:09.000 --> 01:50:14.250 So we looked around for a cause that might give us some credibility. 1951 01:50:14.333 --> 01:50:16.625 [chuckling] Maybe get us some good press. 1952 01:50:16.708 --> 01:50:19.458 Like building a house for Habitat for Humanity. 1953 01:50:19.541 --> 01:50:22.208 Then we realized that we're not capable of building anything. 1954 01:50:22.291 --> 01:50:23.958 And then I found you on Twitter. 1955 01:50:24.041 --> 01:50:27.666 I mean, it was just dumb luck, but meant to be. 1956 01:50:28.791 --> 01:50:32.583 Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, but… 1957 01:50:33.333 --> 01:50:35.541 you're going to build something. 1958 01:50:35.625 --> 01:50:38.375 -You're going to build a prom. -[all chuckling] 1959 01:50:38.458 --> 01:50:40.416 Stop it! Stop this, please! 1960 01:50:40.500 --> 01:50:43.041 Who gave you people permission to be in here? 1961 01:50:43.125 --> 01:50:46.208 -I did. -You should have consulted with the PTA. 1962 01:50:46.291 --> 01:50:49.958 Well, this is not a school event, so I'm not obliged to get the PTA's approval. 1963 01:50:50.541 --> 01:50:54.375 I'm going to be as clear as I possibly can. 1964 01:50:55.416 --> 01:50:58.208 Your beliefs are not our beliefs. 1965 01:50:58.291 --> 01:51:00.166 Hey, Emma. Can we talk to you? 1966 01:51:06.125 --> 01:51:09.083 I was a jerk, and I'm sorry. 1967 01:51:09.875 --> 01:51:13.416 You deserve to go to prom just like any other kid. 1968 01:51:13.500 --> 01:51:17.500 What? I thought you hated me. I thought you all hated me. 1969 01:51:17.583 --> 01:51:18.916 Oh, they hated you. 1970 01:51:19.000 --> 01:51:23.208 They hated you with a burning passion stoked by centuries of intolerance 1971 01:51:23.291 --> 01:51:25.291 and the lack of a drama program. 1972 01:51:25.375 --> 01:51:26.791 I'm sorry, too, Emma. 1973 01:51:28.500 --> 01:51:32.583 You know, you explain things really well. You should be, like, a teacher. 1974 01:51:32.666 --> 01:51:35.666 -Oh, you should be our drama teacher! -[girl] Yes, please! 1975 01:51:35.750 --> 01:51:37.416 You should do it. Do it. 1976 01:51:38.916 --> 01:51:40.666 -You're hired! -I'm a teacher! 1977 01:51:40.750 --> 01:51:42.583 -As a temp. -Absolutely. 1978 01:51:42.666 --> 01:51:45.125 No, no, no! This is-- This is what I was afraid of. 1979 01:51:45.208 --> 01:51:46.875 -Mom! -Let me finish! 1980 01:51:46.958 --> 01:51:50.416 No, you have got to stop talking and just listen, okay? 1981 01:51:52.500 --> 01:51:54.166 People don't turn gay. 1982 01:51:55.250 --> 01:51:56.291 They are who they are. 1983 01:51:56.375 --> 01:51:58.541 No. You don't know what you're saying. 1984 01:51:58.625 --> 01:51:59.625 I do. 1985 01:52:00.416 --> 01:52:01.333 I do. 1986 01:52:03.541 --> 01:52:07.583 Look, I know how you were raised, but… the world's a different place. 1987 01:52:08.291 --> 01:52:10.083 And sure, it's not great, but… 1988 01:52:11.083 --> 01:52:16.250 it's… it's better because of people who have the courage to be who they are. 1989 01:52:19.125 --> 01:52:20.291 People like her. 1990 01:52:23.041 --> 01:52:24.333 [sighs] 1991 01:52:24.916 --> 01:52:26.666 I don't want to hurt you. 1992 01:52:28.041 --> 01:52:30.458 I don't want to hurt anyone. 1993 01:52:33.083 --> 01:52:35.500 I just want to be me. 1994 01:52:36.333 --> 01:52:37.250 [crying] 1995 01:52:38.791 --> 01:52:40.041 So here goes. 1996 01:52:40.750 --> 01:52:42.916 -I love you, Emma Nolan. -Oh, my God. 1997 01:52:43.500 --> 01:52:45.125 [all squeal and chuckle] 1998 01:52:45.208 --> 01:52:47.041 I love you too. 1999 01:52:47.125 --> 01:52:49.125 Alyssa… No, listen to me. 2000 01:52:49.208 --> 01:52:52.750 You are very young and you are confused. 2001 01:52:52.833 --> 01:52:54.541 You don't know what is… 2002 01:52:59.875 --> 01:53:03.625 [voice breaking] I just don't want you to have a hard life. 2003 01:53:04.791 --> 01:53:06.416 It's already hard. 2004 01:53:12.791 --> 01:53:14.416 -Mom, I love you-- -No. [shushes] 2005 01:53:20.958 --> 01:53:22.458 We'll… [breathing shakily] 2006 01:53:23.041 --> 01:53:27.750 We can talk about this tonight. Okay? Okay? 2007 01:53:27.833 --> 01:53:29.500 -Okay. -Okay. Okay. 2008 01:53:29.583 --> 01:53:30.750 Mom… 2009 01:53:33.083 --> 01:53:34.000 [door opens] 2010 01:53:34.083 --> 01:53:36.041 [crying] 2011 01:53:36.625 --> 01:53:37.458 [door shuts] 2012 01:53:38.500 --> 01:53:41.083 -[Emma whispers] Just breathe. -Hey, why don't we decorate? 2013 01:53:41.166 --> 01:53:43.875 Yes, let's decorate. Let's decorate everything. 2014 01:53:43.958 --> 01:53:45.833 -[Trent] All right. -[Sheldon] I need you here. 2015 01:53:45.916 --> 01:53:48.000 [Dee Dee] We're gonna make this place really pretty. 2016 01:53:58.750 --> 01:53:59.583 [Emma gasps] 2017 01:54:03.583 --> 01:54:04.750 Look at that! 2018 01:54:06.583 --> 01:54:09.583 I'm so proud of you. Look at what you did. 2019 01:54:09.666 --> 01:54:11.333 I can't believe this. 2020 01:54:12.583 --> 01:54:14.833 -[Emma gasps] -[Alyssa] I think we're early. 2021 01:54:14.916 --> 01:54:16.708 -Yeah, it looks like it. -Mm-hmm. 2022 01:54:16.791 --> 01:54:18.750 You want to hit up the punch bowl? 2023 01:54:18.833 --> 01:54:22.583 No. There's only one thing that I want to do. 2024 01:54:23.958 --> 01:54:28.708 ♪ I just wanna dance with you ♪ 2025 01:54:28.791 --> 01:54:35.083 ♪ Let the whole world melt away And dance with you ♪ 2026 01:54:35.166 --> 01:54:38.250 ♪ Who cares What other people say? ♪ 2027 01:54:38.333 --> 01:54:41.833 ♪ And when we're through ♪ 2028 01:54:41.916 --> 01:54:48.291 ♪ No one can convince us we were wrong ♪ 2029 01:54:48.375 --> 01:54:55.208 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 2030 01:54:56.291 --> 01:55:01.250 ♪ And a song ♪ 2031 01:55:01.333 --> 01:55:04.041 ♪ I just wanna dance with you ♪ 2032 01:55:04.125 --> 01:55:07.166 ♪ Let the whole world melt away ♪ 2033 01:55:07.250 --> 01:55:13.583 -[Alyssa] ♪ I just wanna dance with you ♪ -[Emma] ♪ And dance with you ♪ 2034 01:55:14.500 --> 01:55:17.833 [chuckling] Oh, my! Are you kidding me? 2035 01:55:18.750 --> 01:55:19.833 This is amazing. 2036 01:55:19.916 --> 01:55:23.166 -Our first prom-goers have arrived. -Yeah. 2037 01:55:23.250 --> 01:55:26.875 -Girls, this is unbelievable. -Oh, look at you. You're so beautiful! 2038 01:55:26.958 --> 01:55:30.375 You look incredible, sweetheart! 2039 01:55:30.458 --> 01:55:33.041 -Can you believe we pulled this off? -I can't! 2040 01:55:33.125 --> 01:55:35.666 And kids are coming from all over the state. 2041 01:55:35.750 --> 01:55:39.250 -We're letting them in in one minute. -So let's do this right. 2042 01:55:40.750 --> 01:55:43.875 ♪ One thing you've taught me ♪ 2043 01:55:43.958 --> 01:55:47.041 ♪ Is how much people enjoy a show ♪ 2044 01:55:47.125 --> 01:55:49.583 ♪ And so you've got me ♪ 2045 01:55:49.666 --> 01:55:53.166 ♪ Debating How this whole night should go ♪ 2046 01:55:53.250 --> 01:55:56.250 ♪ Kids will be watching ♪ 2047 01:55:56.333 --> 01:55:59.208 ♪ To see who every guest is ♪ 2048 01:55:59.291 --> 01:56:05.208 ♪ And so my only request is ♪ 2049 01:56:05.291 --> 01:56:08.291 ♪ Build a prom for everyone ♪ 2050 01:56:08.375 --> 01:56:11.375 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2051 01:56:11.458 --> 01:56:17.750 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2052 01:56:17.833 --> 01:56:19.625 [Alyssa and Emma] ♪ Build it now ♪ 2053 01:56:19.708 --> 01:56:23.833 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2054 01:56:23.916 --> 01:56:29.041 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2055 01:56:29.125 --> 01:56:32.291 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2056 01:56:32.375 --> 01:56:33.791 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2057 01:56:39.500 --> 01:56:45.541 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2058 01:56:45.625 --> 01:56:51.250 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2059 01:56:52.041 --> 01:56:53.583 -[Angie] Oh, my God! -[Barry] What? 2060 01:56:53.666 --> 01:56:55.625 I just got the call! 2061 01:56:56.291 --> 01:56:58.708 Tina Louise has shingles! 2062 01:56:58.791 --> 01:57:02.000 They want me to go on as Roxie Hart! 2063 01:57:02.083 --> 01:57:03.541 -[all gasping] -What'd you tell 'em? 2064 01:57:03.625 --> 01:57:06.458 -I said, "No way. I got a prom to go to." -Attagirl! 2065 01:57:06.541 --> 01:57:07.708 No! Just kiddin'. 2066 01:57:07.791 --> 01:57:11.958 I'm on the red-eye tomorrow. So let's get this party started! 2067 01:57:12.041 --> 01:57:13.666 Yeah! 2068 01:57:13.750 --> 01:57:16.500 ♪ And now we're dressed up ♪ 2069 01:57:16.583 --> 01:57:19.791 ♪ You are a vision in aqua blue ♪ 2070 01:57:19.875 --> 01:57:22.250 ♪ It's time we fessed up ♪ 2071 01:57:22.333 --> 01:57:25.875 ♪ This year our prom queen will be you ♪ 2072 01:57:25.958 --> 01:57:31.750 ♪ Maybe I'll wear a tiara When it's go time ♪ 2073 01:57:31.833 --> 01:57:37.791 [all] ♪ Get ready, folks 'Cause it's show time ♪ 2074 01:57:37.875 --> 01:57:41.041 ♪ Build a prom for everyone ♪ 2075 01:57:41.125 --> 01:57:44.125 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2076 01:57:44.208 --> 01:57:50.166 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2077 01:57:50.250 --> 01:57:52.083 ♪ Build it now ♪ 2078 01:57:52.166 --> 01:57:56.666 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2079 01:57:56.750 --> 01:58:01.083 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2080 01:58:01.166 --> 01:58:02.541 Hi, guys. This is Mark. 2081 01:58:02.625 --> 01:58:04.791 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2082 01:58:04.875 --> 01:58:06.750 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2083 01:58:06.833 --> 01:58:07.666 Oh. 2084 01:58:17.041 --> 01:58:17.916 Okay. 2085 01:58:24.166 --> 01:58:25.541 Why are you here? 2086 01:58:28.500 --> 01:58:30.500 We have a lot to talk about. 2087 01:58:31.791 --> 01:58:32.958 But I'm here… 2088 01:58:33.958 --> 01:58:39.083 because there is one thing that matters to me more than anything else. 2089 01:58:44.541 --> 01:58:45.500 You. 2090 01:58:47.875 --> 01:58:49.583 You are my daughter, 2091 01:58:50.541 --> 01:58:54.458 and I have loved you since the moment I laid eyes on you, 2092 01:58:54.541 --> 01:58:59.500 and that is never going to change. Ever. Okay? 2093 01:58:59.583 --> 01:59:01.916 -[crying] Okay. Okay. -Okay. 2094 01:59:02.000 --> 01:59:05.000 [crowd cheering and applauding] 2095 01:59:15.958 --> 01:59:17.291 Ooh! 2096 01:59:17.375 --> 01:59:19.250 -Okay. Okay. -Okay. Okay. 2097 01:59:19.333 --> 01:59:21.166 -Go ahead. -No, come on. 2098 01:59:21.250 --> 01:59:22.125 Okay. [chuckles] 2099 01:59:32.291 --> 01:59:35.083 What do you prefer? Gardenias or orchids? 2100 01:59:35.166 --> 01:59:37.541 -For what? -Your corsage. 2101 01:59:39.208 --> 01:59:40.208 Gardenias. 2102 01:59:41.958 --> 01:59:42.791 All right. 2103 01:59:48.958 --> 01:59:50.125 [Dee Dee moans softly] 2104 01:59:57.708 --> 02:00:00.083 [both chuckle softly] 2105 02:00:00.166 --> 02:00:04.041 -Don't let me destroy him. -I'll try my best. 2106 02:00:06.083 --> 02:00:07.208 [Dee Dee gasps] 2107 02:00:08.333 --> 02:00:14.250 -Is this what not failing feels like? -Yeah. I think it is. 2108 02:00:15.125 --> 02:00:17.500 -Pretty good, huh? -Yeah! [chuckles] 2109 02:00:18.541 --> 02:00:21.916 ♪ This is more than I dared wish for ♪ 2110 02:00:22.000 --> 02:00:25.083 ♪ It's epic and what's more ♪ 2111 02:00:25.166 --> 02:00:28.208 ♪ Tonight there's room for anyone ♪ 2112 02:00:28.291 --> 02:00:31.458 ♪ So everyone on the floor! ♪ 2113 02:00:31.541 --> 02:00:33.458 ♪ Get on the floor! ♪ 2114 02:00:33.541 --> 02:00:34.875 [electronic music playing] 2115 02:01:05.083 --> 02:01:06.583 [Barry and Principal Hawkins yelling] 2116 02:01:06.666 --> 02:01:08.416 [Barry and Emma laughing] 2117 02:01:12.000 --> 02:01:16.458 [all] ♪ It's time to build a prom For everyone ♪ 2118 02:01:16.541 --> 02:01:20.083 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2119 02:01:20.166 --> 02:01:26.625 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2120 02:01:26.708 --> 02:01:28.291 ♪ Build it now ♪ 2121 02:01:28.375 --> 02:01:33.375 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2122 02:01:33.458 --> 02:01:38.250 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2123 02:01:38.333 --> 02:01:41.791 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2124 02:01:41.875 --> 02:01:44.958 ♪ And take to the floor That's what the floor's for ♪ 2125 02:01:45.041 --> 02:01:46.416 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2126 02:01:46.500 --> 02:01:50.000 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2127 02:01:50.083 --> 02:01:52.875 [all] ♪ It's time to dance! ♪ 2128 02:01:52.958 --> 02:01:57.000 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2129 02:01:57.083 --> 02:02:04.041 [all] ♪ It's time to dance! ♪ 2130 02:02:04.583 --> 02:02:07.791 ♪ Dance! ♪ 2131 02:02:07.875 --> 02:02:10.958 ♪ Dance! ♪ 2132 02:02:11.041 --> 02:02:16.250 ♪ Dance! ♪ 2133 02:02:16.333 --> 02:02:17.750 ♪ It's time to dance! ♪ 2134 02:02:17.833 --> 02:02:19.750 [all cheering] 2135 02:02:21.625 --> 02:02:23.041 [all] ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2136 02:02:23.125 --> 02:02:25.125 [dance music playing] 2137 02:02:32.500 --> 02:02:33.750 ♪ Shout it loud ♪ 2138 02:02:33.833 --> 02:02:40.250 ♪ And let the world know how Your DNA is perfectly made ♪ 2139 02:02:40.333 --> 02:02:41.791 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2140 02:02:41.875 --> 02:02:45.416 ♪ Wear your crown And shine your light around ♪ 2141 02:02:45.500 --> 02:02:49.583 ♪ Don't waste a day It's time to be brave ♪ 2142 02:02:49.666 --> 02:02:50.958 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2143 02:02:51.041 --> 02:02:56.500 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2144 02:02:56.583 --> 02:03:00.166 ♪ Let's celebrate Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2145 02:03:00.250 --> 02:03:05.958 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2146 02:03:08.166 --> 02:03:10.041 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2147 02:03:10.125 --> 02:03:12.333 ♪ Just grab a microphone ♪ 2148 02:03:12.416 --> 02:03:14.500 ♪ It's time to set the tone ♪ 2149 02:03:14.583 --> 02:03:16.708 ♪ You've got dreams of your own ♪ 2150 02:03:16.791 --> 02:03:18.916 ♪ So go and get them ♪ 2151 02:03:19.000 --> 02:03:21.333 ♪ It's time to turn the tide ♪ 2152 02:03:21.416 --> 02:03:23.666 ♪ Don't let your colors hide ♪ 2153 02:03:23.750 --> 02:03:25.583 ♪ No one can take your pride ♪ 2154 02:03:25.666 --> 02:03:28.666 ♪ Unless you let them ♪ 2155 02:03:28.750 --> 02:03:31.250 ♪ You just have to believe ♪ 2156 02:03:31.333 --> 02:03:36.083 ♪ No one could ever dress you down ♪ 2157 02:03:36.166 --> 02:03:37.708 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2158 02:03:37.791 --> 02:03:38.916 ♪ Shout it loud ♪ 2159 02:03:39.000 --> 02:03:45.333 ♪ And let the world know how Your DNA is perfectly made ♪ 2160 02:03:45.416 --> 02:03:47.000 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2161 02:03:47.083 --> 02:03:50.416 ♪ Wear your crown And shine your light around ♪ 2162 02:03:50.500 --> 02:03:54.500 ♪ Don't waste a day It's time to be brave ♪ 2163 02:03:54.583 --> 02:03:56.250 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2164 02:03:56.333 --> 02:04:01.708 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2165 02:04:01.791 --> 02:04:04.125 ♪ Let's celebrate ♪ 2166 02:04:04.208 --> 02:04:05.791 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2167 02:04:05.875 --> 02:04:11.166 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2168 02:04:13.291 --> 02:04:15.416 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2169 02:04:15.500 --> 02:04:17.625 ♪ Gotta wear your crown Or your tiara ♪ 2170 02:04:17.708 --> 02:04:19.583 ♪ Now is the time To bust out the mascara ♪ 2171 02:04:19.666 --> 02:04:21.875 ♪ Who needs shade? There's nothing duller ♪ 2172 02:04:21.958 --> 02:04:23.875 ♪ We livin' life in full Technicolor ♪ 2173 02:04:23.958 --> 02:04:26.500 ♪ But if your sparkle starts to fade ♪ 2174 02:04:26.583 --> 02:04:28.666 ♪ Go out and start your own parade ♪ 2175 02:04:28.750 --> 02:04:31.166 ♪ And if somebody starts in With new drama ♪ 2176 02:04:31.250 --> 02:04:33.666 ♪ Just go high, like Michelle Obama! ♪ 2177 02:04:33.750 --> 02:04:36.375 ♪ You just have to believe ♪ 2178 02:04:36.458 --> 02:04:41.500 ♪ No one could ever dress you down ♪ 2179 02:04:41.583 --> 02:04:43.041 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2180 02:04:43.125 --> 02:04:44.250 ♪ Shout it loud ♪ 2181 02:04:44.333 --> 02:04:50.625 ♪ And let the world know how Your DNA is perfectly made ♪ 2182 02:04:50.708 --> 02:04:52.291 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2183 02:04:52.375 --> 02:04:55.833 ♪ Stand your ground And join us in the crowd ♪ 2184 02:04:55.916 --> 02:04:59.750 ♪ This is your day It's time to be brave ♪ 2185 02:04:59.833 --> 02:05:01.458 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2186 02:05:01.541 --> 02:05:07.250 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2187 02:05:07.333 --> 02:05:10.791 ♪ Let's celebrate Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2188 02:05:15.250 --> 02:05:19.458 [Barry] ♪ Early one morning You'll wake up and find ♪ 2189 02:05:20.500 --> 02:05:23.791 ♪ A note's been slipped Beneath your door ♪ 2190 02:05:25.000 --> 02:05:29.250 ♪ It says the same thing That I wrote in mine ♪ 2191 02:05:29.333 --> 02:05:34.125 ♪ Mom, I love you But I can't lie anymore ♪ 2192 02:05:35.000 --> 02:05:39.416 ♪ And in that moment You'll forget to breathe ♪ 2193 02:05:40.166 --> 02:05:43.916 ♪ Your future has no guarantee ♪ 2194 02:05:45.166 --> 02:05:49.125 ♪ Will you disown the girl You say you love ♪ 2195 02:05:49.208 --> 02:05:51.375 ♪ Like my mother did ♪ 2196 02:05:51.458 --> 02:05:55.041 ♪ 'Cause she couldn't see that ♪ 2197 02:05:55.125 --> 02:05:59.416 ♪ Love is simply love ♪ 2198 02:05:59.500 --> 02:06:03.291 ♪ There's no judgment and no shame ♪ 2199 02:06:04.791 --> 02:06:09.291 ♪ The only thing to understand ♪ 2200 02:06:09.375 --> 02:06:12.875 ♪ Is that All of our hearts beat the same ♪ 2201 02:06:14.708 --> 02:06:19.125 ♪ Love is simply love ♪ 2202 02:06:19.208 --> 02:06:24.500 ♪ So what are you frightened of? ♪ 2203 02:06:24.583 --> 02:06:26.875 ♪ Your daughter loves you ♪ 2204 02:06:26.958 --> 02:06:31.916 ♪ And she's begging you to just realize ♪ 2205 02:06:32.625 --> 02:06:38.708 ♪ That love is simply love ♪ 2206 02:06:40.666 --> 02:06:45.041 ♪ I've seen this story Far too many times ♪ 2207 02:06:45.916 --> 02:06:49.625 ♪ The broken lives, the wasted years ♪ 2208 02:06:50.583 --> 02:06:54.708 ♪ You're still her mother And she's still your child ♪ 2209 02:06:54.791 --> 02:06:58.958 ♪ So don't let this end in tears ♪ 2210 02:07:00.208 --> 02:07:04.791 ♪ 'Cause love is simply love ♪ 2211 02:07:04.875 --> 02:07:08.375 ♪ There's no judgment and no shame ♪ 2212 02:07:09.875 --> 02:07:14.375 ♪ The only thing to understand ♪ 2213 02:07:14.458 --> 02:07:17.916 ♪ Is that all of our hearts Beat the same ♪ 2214 02:07:19.416 --> 02:07:24.000 ♪ Oh, love is simply love ♪ 2215 02:07:24.083 --> 02:07:31.041 ♪ So what are you frightened of? ♪ 2216 02:07:31.958 --> 02:07:34.541 ♪ Your daughter needs you ♪ 2217 02:07:34.625 --> 02:07:40.666 ♪ And she's begging you to just realize ♪ 2218 02:07:40.750 --> 02:07:41.958 ♪ That love ♪ 2219 02:07:44.625 --> 02:07:50.625 ♪ Is simply love ♪ 2220 02:09:33.833 --> 02:09:38.250 ♪ It's time to build a prom For everyone ♪ 2221 02:09:38.333 --> 02:09:42.041 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2222 02:09:42.125 --> 02:09:48.208 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2223 02:09:48.291 --> 02:09:50.291 ♪ Build it now ♪ 2224 02:09:50.375 --> 02:09:55.250 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2225 02:09:55.333 --> 02:10:00.250 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2226 02:10:00.333 --> 02:10:03.583 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2227 02:10:03.666 --> 02:10:06.875 ♪ And take to the floor That's what the floor's for ♪ 2228 02:10:06.958 --> 02:10:08.125 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2229 02:10:08.208 --> 02:10:11.958 [Emma] ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2230 02:10:12.041 --> 02:10:14.708 [all] ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2231 02:10:14.791 --> 02:10:18.458 [Emma] ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2232 02:10:18.541 --> 02:10:25.541 [all] ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2233 02:10:26.416 --> 02:10:29.625 ♪ Dance ♪ 2234 02:10:29.708 --> 02:10:32.916 ♪ Dance ♪ 2235 02:10:33.000 --> 02:10:38.291 ♪ Dance ♪ 2236 02:10:38.375 --> 02:10:39.583 ♪ It's time to dance! ♪