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fences, scale the yards

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streets, no handlebars

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from bullies and crooks

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don't call our bluff

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it's one for all

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- This is the first
year my dad's trusted me

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in the movie room alone.

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His dad's
collection of movies

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are not only legendary but some
of the titles are priceless.

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There is even one
section devoted to movies

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that were made and not
released by the studios.

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The crown jewel of this
section is "The Blue Shadow."

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It's a comic book
adaptation about a superhero

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who straddles the line
between justice and vengeance.

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The movie is so rare,

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its existence has become an urban legend.

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Now that I'm old enough to watch it,

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there's no way I'm only
watching it when I visit my dad.

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Have you packed?

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- I don't feel like going.

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this is a
chance to make some friends

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before school starts.

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- I don't feel good.

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You're just nervous.

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- What if they don't like me?

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- They wouldn't have invited
you if they didn't like you.

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- I have no delusions
about the invitation.

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My social skills are nonexistent.

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The amount of meds I
need to calm my anxiety

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could kill an elephant.

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He hasn't made one friend

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since he moved here last year,

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and now that summer's coming to an end,

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his friend count is still the only zero.

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"The Blue Shadow!"

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The only
reason he got an invite

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is because he told the kid
at the pool he had a copy

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of "The Blue Shadow."

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- I can stay home by myself!

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Not while I'm out of town.

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- But my stomach really hurts!

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Do you
need to go pee pee, poo poo?

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- I'm not a baby, Mom!

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Sorry.

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You need to drop the kids off
at the pool or drop a deuce

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or whatever 5th graders
are saying these days?

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- Gross, Mom.

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I'm loading up your bike.

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I don't want my bike.

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- Henry, come on, let's go!

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- I'm coming!

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- Your dad called.

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- Why?

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'Cause he loves you.

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- No, what did he want?

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Well, he got
you tickets opening weekend

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to "Nipper 2: The Golden Kabob."

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- Anything else?
-  No.

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- The skinny dude is Stats.

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The smelly, crazy-looking one is Stink.

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They're part of the
Mingo Valley Film Club.

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Let's see it.

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Open it.

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No, without the ceremony.

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- Do you guys wanna see something?

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- Sure.

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There she is, Ava Anderson.

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I live in her neighborhood.

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- And Stink has exactly .047% chance

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of Ava Anderson ever liking him.

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- You wanna see Stats' girlfriend?

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- You're disgusting.
- You're not.

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- I've heard rumors of Dream Girl

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but never seen her in person.

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Dream Girl
is the kind of girl

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that makes guys forget their names

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and wish they'd used the
entire stick of deodorant.

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- The brat.
- There's the brat.

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- He has kind of a long neck.

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- What's up, Stats?

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- Not a chance, not a
chance. You Henry, right?

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- Yeah, but you can call me Retro

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'cause I bring the old-school movies.

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- Hey, I come up with the nicknames,

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Dough Head, and you don't have one.

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- This is Chip.

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He's the only kid in the neighborhood

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who took a chances against
the McGuffin brothers.

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- How'd you get a copy
of "The Blue Shadow"?

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- My dad collects rared
movies. I borrowed it from him.

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- Open it.

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- Not until the ceremony.

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- No, no. Pizza first.

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- Well, this is "The Blue
Shadow." We can make an exception.

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- This is "The Blue Shadow."
Respect the ceremony.

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- Boys, pizza!

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Pizza!

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- Yes, thank you.
- Pizza!

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Oh, no, no, no, no. No food upstairs.

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- But we have "The Blue Shadow."

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- Yeah. You think I don't know that?

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- Oh.

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- Would you rather?

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Would you rather toss your cookies

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every time you hear the word
pizza or never eat pizza again?

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- Toss my cookies every
time we hear the word pizza.

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- Pizza.

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- Would you rather rip one
out loud in class everyday

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for a week or smell like
butt for the whole year?

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- Rip one in class.

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- You literally already do that.

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And it smells like butt.

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Yeah.

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- Would you rather stand
up to the McGuffin brothers

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or go to school in your underwear?

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- Underwear.
- Underwear.

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- Neither.

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- Come on, man. You gotta choose.

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- Underwear.

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I've seen this kind of friendship

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in movies but never in real life.

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If Henry
plays his cards right,

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he could be one of the guys,
maybe even get a cool nickname

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like Chip, Stats, or Stink.

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All he'd have to do is not blow it.

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He has never not blown it.

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- You do one.

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- Do it.

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Would you rather,

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ooh, be a superhero named
Booger Boy or Sir Snots a Lot?

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- It's an interesting question.

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- They both have
snot-centered superpowers.

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- Booger Boy could shoot
radioactive books from his nose.

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- But Sir Snots a Lot could shoot a string

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of radioactive snot.

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- And swing from buildings
with strands of snot,

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like Spiderman but super gross.

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- Their arch enemy is Captain Clean.

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- They used to work for
Captain Clean until one day,

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Captain Clean was trying

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to create the ultimate
crime-fighting tissue.

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There was an accident at the lab,

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and his assistant Jack
and Stan were covered

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in a radioactive material that turned them

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into Booger Boy and Sir Snots a Lot.

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Together, they try to cover
the world in boogers and snot.

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Thank you.

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- What in the name of
Hernandon is going on here?

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- We have "The Blue Shadow."

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- Ugh, where's your mother?
- Upstairs.

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- Dude, your dad is mad.

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- Hey,
- Hi!

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- so quick question for ya.
- Okay.

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- What's with all the kids in the kitchen?

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- Stop, really? It's "The
Blue Shadow" tonight!

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- She knows what she did.

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See, rather than go to
a party with me tonight,

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she'd like to stay in this evening

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and watch comic book movies with kids.

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Watch how she forgets about
the Henderson's party.

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But tonight is the Henderson's party.

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Oh really? Oh, I'm so
sorry, I completely forgot.

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- Did ya?

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It's no problem. I got it, okay.

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You go to the Henderson's party,

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and I'll stay here with the
boys and watch the movie.

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It's fine! I can be flexible.

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I am so done with being flexible.

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Hey. You look beautiful.

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- Thank you.

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- So I messed up.

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- What'd you do?

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- Well, I was supposed
to set up a sleepover

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for your brother for tonight,

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and then I accidentally
invited all his friends

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over to watch a movie,

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and it's the Henderson's party tonight.

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Nice one, Mom.
- I know.

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Dad's so mad, so I need your help.

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- Mom, no, no!

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- I will make it up to you.
- I have plans tonight!

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- It's Parker. He will understand.

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He is such a good kid. I like him.

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- I'm not gonna do it.
- Okay.

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So I'll just go tell your dad.

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- It's not fair.
- I know, I'm sorry.

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One more thing.

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We don't want Parker in the
house while we're gone, okay?

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- We're just friends.
- Okay. No, I know.

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I was just friends with
your dad once, too,

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and look how that turned out.

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- How do you eat more than 99%

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of the population and stay so skinny?

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- Genetics.

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- All right, boys. Ashley
is in charge this evening.

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We'll be home by midnight, 'kay?

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Okay.

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- Oh, come on.
- Okay.

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And the new movie opening ceremony begins.

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- Gas leak.

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- Can't breathe.

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Can't breathe.

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Save yourself!

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- Gas leak? Save yourself?

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Don't go up there.

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- Wow, the probability of
you saving us was zero.

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- There was a gas leak.
Chip said, "Save yourself."

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There's your gas leak.

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Oh, dude.

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- Don't show any weakness,
or they will eat you alive.

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- Wait, where's the movie?

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- What?

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- Real funny, guys.
- This is no joke.

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Henry, Henry!

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He's in shock.

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- Henry! Henry!

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- Step aside. I got this.

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- Cup o' fart?

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- It's the only way.

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- If my calculations are correct,

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there's a 50% chance he won't survive.

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Your calculations
are never correct.

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You okay?
- Got you.

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Do you know where the movie is?

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Where?

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- It's in my room.
- Call your mom.

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- She's out of town.
- Call your dad.

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- He lives in Oklahoma City.

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- Where do you live?
- Stonegate.

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- Fancy.
- I know where Stonegate is.

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- I'm not allowed to
leave the neighborhood.

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- Me neither.

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- I'll go.
- You can't go alone.

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What if you run it through
the McGuffin brothers?

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- If you put these guys between
two giant pieces of bread

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and some chopped
vegetables, some seasoning,

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a little mayo, you'd have the
world's biggest chicken salad.

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- Hey, anyone wanna play Nerds?

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- So this is where I spend most

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of my time when I'm not playing tennis.

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- Wow.

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- I've got a rare film collection.

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"Verde"? "Huckleberry"?

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"Eat the Corn"?

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- Eh.

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- But the crown jewel
of my collection is...

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Henry!

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- Dang it.

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You're up five.

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- Is this what we're doing tonight?

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- It's not what we're
supposed to be doing.

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- Sorry, sorry.

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- You are sorry.
- Knock it off.

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- I told people we were watching
"The Blue Shadow" tonight.

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- Look, dude. It's not my
fault he forgot the movie.

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That's the only reason I invited him.

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Knock it off!

260
00:17:14.324 --> 00:17:16.201
- No, it's okay. I deserve it.

261
00:17:16.201 --> 00:17:17.578
- No you don't.

262
00:17:17.578 --> 00:17:19.955
If you're gonna let
these losers pick on you,

263
00:17:19.955 --> 00:17:21.457
then everyone will.

264
00:17:21.457 --> 00:17:23.000
- Hey!

265
00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:25.044
- Instead of just sitting
here like a bunch of babies,

266
00:17:25.044 --> 00:17:26.462
let's do something about it.

267
00:17:27.504 --> 00:17:29.590
I don't know about the rest of you,

268
00:17:29.590 --> 00:17:32.092
but I'm watching "The
Blue Shadow" tonight.

269
00:17:33.385 --> 00:17:35.220
- That's impossible.

270
00:17:35.220 --> 00:17:37.806
- Nothing's impossible.
I'm going to Henry's house.

271
00:17:37.806 --> 00:17:41.643
I'm going to get that
movie. Now who's with me?

272
00:17:54.239 --> 00:17:55.199
Stink?

273
00:17:55.199 --> 00:17:58.077
I bet Ava Anderson would
be pretty impressed

274
00:17:58.077 --> 00:17:59.953
if you saw "The Blue Shadow" tonight.

275
00:18:02.623 --> 00:18:06.627
Stats, your game room
would go down in history

276
00:18:06.627 --> 00:18:09.546
if we had the premiere here tonight.

277
00:18:14.676 --> 00:18:16.970
And Henry, this would be your chance

278
00:18:16.970 --> 00:18:19.515
to rewrite the wrong that you've done.

279
00:18:21.683 --> 00:18:22.518
Who's with me?

280
00:18:25.979 --> 00:18:27.856
This, this is a real man.

281
00:18:27.856 --> 00:18:30.192
Are there any other real men here tonight?

282
00:18:32.569 --> 00:18:34.863
- The odds of us surviving are slim.

283
00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:37.074
- Yes, they are.

284
00:18:47.918 --> 00:18:52.422
Stats, I need you to distract Dream Girl.

285
00:18:53.465 --> 00:18:56.885
- Don't call her Dream
Girl. She's my sister.

286
00:18:56.885 --> 00:18:59.096
- Sorry, I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

287
00:19:00.222 --> 00:19:02.558
- Most of the kids at school
call Stats' sister Dream Girl

288
00:19:02.558 --> 00:19:03.809
'cause she's so hot.

289
00:19:03.809 --> 00:19:06.103
Makes him lose his mind,
but he's just a little guy,

290
00:19:06.103 --> 00:19:07.729
so he can't do anything about it.

291
00:19:09.940 --> 00:19:13.277
- Stats, I need you to distract Ashley.

292
00:19:13.277 --> 00:19:14.945
- Better.

293
00:19:14.945 --> 00:19:17.739
- While Stink, Henry, and
I sneak out the back door.

294
00:19:18.657 --> 00:19:20.701
- But what if she comes upstairs?

295
00:19:20.701 --> 00:19:22.286
- Don't worry. I got a plan.

296
00:19:25.455 --> 00:19:27.833
This is the best thing we've ever seen!

297
00:19:27.833 --> 00:19:30.043
- Who's the fool that didn't release this?

298
00:19:30.043 --> 00:19:31.336
- I'll never watch another movie.

299
00:19:31.336 --> 00:19:33.422
- "The Blue Shadow" is ruthless!

300
00:19:33.422 --> 00:19:35.883
- Chris Hoyt is awesome!

301
00:19:35.883 --> 00:19:36.717
- Exactly.

302
00:20:05.996 --> 00:20:09.041
- Wait. Go motor.

303
00:20:09.875 --> 00:20:11.293
Whoa!

304
00:20:11.293 --> 00:20:13.545
- Wait, long one. Three...

305
00:20:15.130 --> 00:20:17.424
- Wait.
- How long does it go?

306
00:20:23.513 --> 00:20:25.140
- Nice!

307
00:20:25.140 --> 00:20:27.059
- Awesome, man!

308
00:20:29.186 --> 00:20:30.562
When my parents can be phone service,

309
00:20:30.562 --> 00:20:32.231
this is gonna be my ringtone.

310
00:20:32.231 --> 00:20:33.273
- Yes!
- Definitely.

311
00:20:33.273 --> 00:20:35.609
It's perfect!

312
00:20:35.609 --> 00:20:38.028
To pull this plan off, execution is key.

313
00:20:39.488 --> 00:20:41.114
- Oh, no.
- What?

314
00:20:43.408 --> 00:20:44.993
- My house is locked.

315
00:20:44.993 --> 00:20:46.912
- You don't have a key?

316
00:20:46.912 --> 00:20:49.081
- No.
- Where'd you find this kid?

317
00:20:49.081 --> 00:20:50.874
- Do you have a key pad on your garage?

318
00:20:50.874 --> 00:20:51.708
Yeah.

319
00:20:52.542 --> 00:20:53.377
- Do you know the code?

320
00:20:55.212 --> 00:20:58.966
- I think it has a seven in it.

321
00:20:58.966 --> 00:21:01.301
- Forget it, he's useless.

322
00:21:08.100 --> 00:21:09.101
- Hold on.

323
00:21:10.477 --> 00:21:13.146
Are you okay?
- I'm fine.

324
00:21:13.146 --> 00:21:15.691
- You don't wanna be the
kid crying in the bathroom.

325
00:21:16.608 --> 00:21:19.111
- I'm not crying.
- Come on.

326
00:21:19.111 --> 00:21:19.987
Take a seat.

327
00:21:22.948 --> 00:21:25.409
This is your first time here, isn't it?

328
00:21:25.409 --> 00:21:27.661
- Yeah, and the last.

329
00:21:27.661 --> 00:21:30.706
- What's your name?
- Henry, Henry Hudson.

330
00:21:31.790 --> 00:21:33.917
- You're new?
- Yeah.

331
00:21:33.917 --> 00:21:37.004
- New kids don't get invited
to the Mingo Valley Film Club.

332
00:21:38.505 --> 00:21:41.550
- I told your brother I had
a copy of "The Blue Shadow."

333
00:21:41.550 --> 00:21:44.761
- Is it rare?
- It was never released.

334
00:21:44.761 --> 00:21:46.263
- So why the tears?

335
00:21:48.557 --> 00:21:50.267
- I forgot the movie.

336
00:21:51.601 --> 00:21:53.478
- Are you trying not to make friends?

337
00:21:54.563 --> 00:21:55.605
- Apparently.

338
00:21:57.566 --> 00:21:59.276
Will you take me to get the movie?

339
00:22:00.193 --> 00:22:02.738
- I'm being forced to
babysit, not chauffeur.

340
00:22:04.156 --> 00:22:06.575
- What I supposed to do?

341
00:22:06.575 --> 00:22:08.076
- I don't know, Henry Hudson,

342
00:22:08.076 --> 00:22:09.953
but you can't hide in here all night.

343
00:22:12.998 --> 00:22:15.042
- That's it! Thanks!

344
00:22:18.128 --> 00:22:19.004
- You're welcome.

345
00:22:22.382 --> 00:22:27.220
- We can use the rock, the
rock! We can use the rock!

346
00:22:27.220 --> 00:22:28.638
- He's lost it.

347
00:22:28.638 --> 00:22:31.058
- In my backyard, there's a fake rock

348
00:22:31.058 --> 00:22:33.060
with a key hidden inside!

349
00:22:35.187 --> 00:22:37.814
The plan for
sneaking out of the house hinges

350
00:22:37.814 --> 00:22:41.318
on taking advantage of
Dream Girl's germophobia

351
00:22:41.318 --> 00:22:43.653
and Stink's disgusting reputation.

352
00:22:44.654 --> 00:22:47.074
Stink will pretend to have
trouble with the Wi-fi

353
00:22:47.074 --> 00:22:50.994
on his phone and ask Dream Girl for help.

354
00:22:50.994 --> 00:22:54.790
While he waits, Stink will
constantly wipe his nose,

355
00:22:54.790 --> 00:22:58.085
pick his teeth, and cough into his hands.

356
00:22:58.085 --> 00:23:00.837
It will be more than
Dream Girl can handle,

357
00:23:00.837 --> 00:23:03.590
and she will assume that
anything in Stink's hand

358
00:23:03.590 --> 00:23:07.511
is covered with germs,
especially his phone.

359
00:23:07.511 --> 00:23:09.930
This will send her to the closest sink

360
00:23:09.930 --> 00:23:12.099
where Stats will be waiting.

361
00:23:12.099 --> 00:23:16.353
While she scrubs her hands,
Stats will make the switch.

362
00:23:16.353 --> 00:23:20.399
With Dream Girl's phone in
hand, Stats will run upstairs

363
00:23:20.399 --> 00:23:23.735
and lure Dream Girl
away from the back door.

364
00:23:23.735 --> 00:23:25.821
When she realizes Stats has her phone,

365
00:23:25.821 --> 00:23:27.406
You have my phone!

366
00:23:27.406 --> 00:23:28.949
She'll chase him down

367
00:23:28.949 --> 00:23:31.284
and leave the exit unprotected.

368
00:23:32.702 --> 00:23:35.247
It's locked. We gotta climb.

369
00:23:49.511 --> 00:23:51.096
- I can't.
- Can't what?

370
00:23:52.931 --> 00:23:54.141
I'll just wait here.

371
00:23:54.141 --> 00:23:57.144
- No, you're thinking
too much. Just do it.

372
00:23:58.854 --> 00:24:01.606
- Intuition is knowing beyond knowledge.

373
00:24:01.606 --> 00:24:04.693
My intuition is telling me
that I'm gonna break my legs.

374
00:24:21.501 --> 00:24:23.920
- Dude, your bike is awesome.

375
00:24:29.885 --> 00:24:31.219
And lame.

376
00:24:31.219 --> 00:24:32.512
I know, I know.

377
00:24:33.763 --> 00:24:35.515
- He's not old enough to
watch "The Blue Shadow"

378
00:24:35.515 --> 00:24:37.017
without parental guidance.

379
00:24:37.017 --> 00:24:39.895
That movie would be rated
R by today's standards.

380
00:24:41.396 --> 00:24:43.773
The regulations were
much looser in the 80s.

381
00:24:44.649 --> 00:24:46.693
- He probably hears worse at school.

382
00:24:48.361 --> 00:24:49.446
Maybe.

383
00:24:51.072 --> 00:24:53.783
But the fact is he took
it without permission.

384
00:24:53.783 --> 00:24:54.618
He stole it.

385
00:25:29.361 --> 00:25:31.154
taking care of business

386
00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:34.991
better than Cheez

387
00:25:38.537 --> 00:25:39.704
- Why'd you stop?

388
00:25:39.704 --> 00:25:42.415
- That way takes us past the
McGuffin brothers' house.

389
00:25:43.792 --> 00:25:47.587
- On the first day of school,
I got one piece of advice.

390
00:25:47.587 --> 00:25:50.966
That was to steer clear
of the McGuffin brothers.

391
00:25:50.966 --> 00:25:52.676
That was from a teacher.

392
00:25:53.969 --> 00:25:56.263
They were bad at school

393
00:25:56.263 --> 00:25:58.098
and worse in the neighborhood.

394
00:25:58.098 --> 00:26:00.141
If kids got caught riding their bikes

395
00:26:00.141 --> 00:26:01.935
past the McGuffin brother's house,

396
00:26:01.935 --> 00:26:04.312
they got wedgies so intense,

397
00:26:04.312 --> 00:26:07.732
the skid marks permanently
stained their underwear.

398
00:26:07.732 --> 00:26:10.735
Joggers who ran by ended
up barefoot, confused,

399
00:26:10.735 --> 00:26:13.530
and no longer wearing their Fitbits.

400
00:26:13.530 --> 00:26:17.576
Tonight, Henry Hudson wanted
to keep his shoes on his feet

401
00:26:17.576 --> 00:26:19.828
and his underwear out of his bum.

402
00:26:20.704 --> 00:26:21.955
- If we circle back,

403
00:26:21.955 --> 00:26:23.873
we don't have to ride past the McGuffins.

404
00:26:23.873 --> 00:26:25.959
- Yes. Predict and prevent.

405
00:26:25.959 --> 00:26:28.670
- No, no. That'll take way too long.

406
00:26:28.670 --> 00:26:30.672
- I know a shortcut through the woods.

407
00:26:35.010 --> 00:26:36.970
- I'm allergic to the woods.

408
00:26:36.970 --> 00:26:38.346
- I guess we got no choice.

409
00:26:39.264 --> 00:26:40.849
- The long way.
- Nope.

410
00:26:46.104 --> 00:26:47.439
Chip took the lead riding

411
00:26:47.439 --> 00:26:50.734
down the street with Stink close behind.

412
00:26:50.734 --> 00:26:52.193
They were a distant blur

413
00:26:52.193 --> 00:26:55.947
before Henry got the
courage to start pedaling.

414
00:26:55.947 --> 00:26:58.074
Henry road slow and steady

415
00:26:58.074 --> 00:27:00.702
as he approached the
McGuffin brother's house.

416
00:27:00.702 --> 00:27:03.288
His eyes searched the shadows.

417
00:27:03.288 --> 00:27:05.248
The path looked clear,

418
00:27:05.248 --> 00:27:09.461
and Henry slowly gained
speed and confidence.

419
00:27:09.461 --> 00:27:10.795
He was doing it.

420
00:27:10.795 --> 00:27:14.007
He was riding by the
McGuffin brother's house

421
00:27:14.007 --> 00:27:15.842
and not getting pummeled.

422
00:27:16.801 --> 00:27:19.929
Then the unthinkable happened.

423
00:27:19.929 --> 00:27:23.141
His shoelace came undone
and was dangerously close

424
00:27:23.141 --> 00:27:25.894
to getting tangled in his pedal.

425
00:27:25.894 --> 00:27:29.189
If it got wrapped around,
he would be toast.

426
00:27:30.148 --> 00:27:32.609
So Henry put his head
down and pedaled harder

427
00:27:32.609 --> 00:27:34.986
than he ever pedaled before.

428
00:27:34.986 --> 00:27:38.406
His training wheels barely
touched the pavement.

429
00:27:38.406 --> 00:27:42.202
Then, at the most dangerous
point of the crossing,

430
00:27:42.202 --> 00:27:43.495
it happened.

431
00:27:43.495 --> 00:27:45.747
The shoelace whipped around the pedal

432
00:27:45.747 --> 00:27:48.541
and sent him to a crashing halt.

433
00:27:50.335 --> 00:27:54.047
Henry was doomed, laying
helpless on the ground

434
00:27:54.047 --> 00:27:56.925
in front of the McGuffin brother's house.

435
00:27:56.925 --> 00:27:59.469
He struggled to free
his foot from the pedal,

436
00:27:59.469 --> 00:28:01.721
but it was no use.

437
00:28:01.721 --> 00:28:04.766
He would be another
victim of the McGuffins.

438
00:28:05.642 --> 00:28:07.977
Footsteps came from the distance.

439
00:28:07.977 --> 00:28:11.314
Henry scooted away from
the footsteps frantically.

440
00:28:12.607 --> 00:28:13.525
It was Chip.

441
00:28:14.401 --> 00:28:16.444
Chip slipped Henry's foot out of his shoe

442
00:28:16.444 --> 00:28:18.113
and pushed the bike to safety

443
00:28:18.113 --> 00:28:21.908
as Henry hobbled beside
him, wearing only one shoe.

444
00:28:22.784 --> 00:28:24.828
The boys got lucky.

445
00:28:24.828 --> 00:28:27.956
No kid has ever survived being stranded

446
00:28:27.956 --> 00:28:31.167
like that in front of
the McGovern's house.

447
00:28:31.167 --> 00:28:34.713
They knew this meant the
McGuffins were on the prowl,

448
00:28:34.713 --> 00:28:37.799
and the boys better watch their backs.

449
00:28:45.390 --> 00:28:46.224
- This is it.

450
00:29:11.875 --> 00:29:14.169
I smell nerds.

451
00:29:28.516 --> 00:29:31.561
What are you fools doing
out of the neighborhood?

452
00:29:31.561 --> 00:29:33.104
- We're going to my house.

453
00:29:33.104 --> 00:29:35.648
- Who are you?
- Henry Hudson.

454
00:29:36.816 --> 00:29:39.736
- Nice bike, Henry Hudson.
- Thanks.

455
00:29:39.736 --> 00:29:41.112
- What'd you say, turd face?

456
00:29:41.988 --> 00:29:43.156
- Thanks?

457
00:29:43.156 --> 00:29:45.617
- That's not what I heard.
- What did you hear?

458
00:29:45.617 --> 00:29:48.912
- I heard him say he wants to trade bikes.

459
00:29:48.912 --> 00:29:49.871
- That's what I heard, too.

460
00:29:49.871 --> 00:29:52.540
- Look, you know that's not what he said.

461
00:29:57.128 --> 00:29:58.213
- Training wheels?

462
00:30:02.884 --> 00:30:03.718
Oh man.

463
00:30:05.970 --> 00:30:07.555
- Let the air out of your tires.

464
00:30:09.557 --> 00:30:11.017
Do it!
- Okay! Okay!

465
00:30:12.143 --> 00:30:12.977
Okay.

466
00:30:25.949 --> 00:30:27.200
Get off my bike.

467
00:30:35.208 --> 00:30:36.835
Move!

468
00:30:36.835 --> 00:30:38.503
Thanks for the bike, losers!

469
00:30:51.015 --> 00:30:53.226
- I would love to let Parker
out of the friend zone,

470
00:30:53.226 --> 00:30:55.144
but the thought of
holding hands with someone

471
00:30:55.144 --> 00:30:59.357
or kissing them gives
germophobia to my germophobia.

472
00:31:02.485 --> 00:31:04.112
You're not supposed to be here.

473
00:31:04.112 --> 00:31:05.947
- I'm not supposed to be in there.

474
00:31:19.669 --> 00:31:24.382
if, what if we miss

475
00:31:28.511 --> 00:31:30.096
- If my sister lets her guard down,

476
00:31:30.096 --> 00:31:32.348
that nerd could slip
out of the friend zone.

477
00:31:32.348 --> 00:31:36.811
Not on my watch. I'm gonna
nip it, nip it in the bud.

478
00:31:40.273 --> 00:31:41.733
What's up, chicken butt?

479
00:31:41.733 --> 00:31:43.318
You got a girlfriend yet?
- No.

480
00:31:45.904 --> 00:31:47.947
- Dad said no boys over tonight.

481
00:31:47.947 --> 00:31:49.741
- He means in the house.

482
00:31:49.741 --> 00:31:51.576
- Should I text him to make sure?

483
00:31:51.576 --> 00:31:54.162
- Do that and see what happens.

484
00:31:59.167 --> 00:32:00.501
t was time for Stats

485
00:32:00.501 --> 00:32:04.422
to implement Operation Mystery Fart.

486
00:32:04.422 --> 00:32:08.426
It was a communications ruse
designed to keep nerds away

487
00:32:08.426 --> 00:32:13.222
from his sister and in the
friend zone where they belonged.

488
00:33:00.520 --> 00:33:01.604
- I think it's like kind of-

489
00:33:01.604 --> 00:33:03.439
- Do you know where dad...

490
00:33:03.439 --> 00:33:06.150
Oh, gross!

491
00:33:06.150 --> 00:33:08.695
It smells like a skunk
farted and died, ugh!

492
00:33:13.992 --> 00:33:15.827
- My mom's gonna get me killed.

493
00:33:15.827 --> 00:33:17.870
- Don't you mean your
mom's gonna kill you?

494
00:33:17.870 --> 00:33:18.705
- No.

495
00:33:18.705 --> 00:33:21.833
When she finds out the McGuffin
brothers stole my bike,

496
00:33:21.833 --> 00:33:24.127
she is gonna go ballistic
on their parents,

497
00:33:24.127 --> 00:33:26.796
their parents are gonna
go ballistic on them-

498
00:33:26.796 --> 00:33:28.881
- And they're gonna go ballistic on you.

499
00:33:28.881 --> 00:33:30.758
- It trickles downhill.

500
00:33:33.219 --> 00:33:35.555
We gotta stop. He's gonna explode.

501
00:33:47.483 --> 00:33:50.611
- The McGuffin brothers
have skid marks for brains.

502
00:33:52.530 --> 00:33:55.283
The McGuffin brothers
look like elephant butts.

503
00:33:57.160 --> 00:34:00.955
- The McGuffin brothers? More
like the McMoron brothers.

504
00:34:01.914 --> 00:34:04.292
- The McGuffin brothers'
breath smells like.

505
00:34:08.212 --> 00:34:10.173
More like this.

506
00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:17.555
- I smell it. I actually smell it.

507
00:34:17.555 --> 00:34:18.723
Yeah, you can.

508
00:34:19.640 --> 00:34:20.850
Could you really smell it

509
00:34:20.850 --> 00:34:22.268
from all the way over there?
- Yes, I could actually

510
00:34:22.268 --> 00:34:23.269
smell it.
- Yeah.

511
00:34:23.269 --> 00:34:25.021
- Bad.
- It was so stinky.

512
00:34:25.021 --> 00:34:26.814
- Well, he is Stink.
It's 'cause of all the food

513
00:34:26.814 --> 00:34:27.648
I eat.
- True, yeah.

514
00:34:27.648 --> 00:34:28.775
- It's how he got his nickname.

515
00:34:30.234 --> 00:34:31.527
- Jerky?

516
00:35:11.609 --> 00:35:12.777
- It's locked.

517
00:35:15.071 --> 00:35:17.573
- This is a new car!
- I'll be careful.

518
00:35:20.243 --> 00:35:21.077
- But those are

519
00:35:23.704 --> 00:35:24.539
nachos.

520
00:35:43.141 --> 00:35:46.936
- Stew meat? Stew meat jerky.

521
00:35:46.936 --> 00:35:51.941
Nothing's better, except
maybe jerky and cheese.

522
00:35:51.941 --> 00:35:54.026
I could eat a whole plate of cheese.

523
00:35:59.782 --> 00:36:01.033
- What's in there?

524
00:36:01.033 --> 00:36:03.911
- Oh, that's our place to get away.

525
00:36:03.911 --> 00:36:06.747
- My dad runs the school. He hooked us up.

526
00:36:06.747 --> 00:36:08.541
- Your dad's the principal?

527
00:36:08.541 --> 00:36:11.335
No, he's the janitor.

528
00:36:11.335 --> 00:36:13.337
- He can unlock any door in the school.

529
00:36:16.966 --> 00:36:18.342
That's funny.
- Naw.

530
00:36:19.427 --> 00:36:21.596
- No, none of that.
- Hey, speaking of.

531
00:36:21.596 --> 00:36:25.850
So my Uncle Jason, he has a
150-pound dog named Grace,

532
00:36:25.850 --> 00:36:27.643
and man, that is one backyard you

533
00:36:27.643 --> 00:36:29.187
don't wanna walk around in barefooted.

534
00:36:29.187 --> 00:36:31.147
- I stepped in it once, ankle deep.

535
00:36:31.147 --> 00:36:32.899
- Ugh.
- Stepped in it?

536
00:36:35.735 --> 00:36:36.569
- Ice cream.

537
00:36:41.949 --> 00:36:42.783
- Stink?

538
00:36:47.121 --> 00:36:50.124
Is that Ava Anderson?

539
00:36:50.124 --> 00:36:53.336
- Sure is. Stink's gonna lose his mind.

540
00:36:54.462 --> 00:36:57.924
- Does he like like her?

541
00:36:57.924 --> 00:37:00.009
- I mean, yeah, but she likes
him pretty boy, you know,

542
00:37:00.009 --> 00:37:02.053
who was the personality of a potato.

543
00:37:03.387 --> 00:37:04.972
- Just like the movies.

544
00:37:05.848 --> 00:37:07.433
- Yeah, except for in
the movies, you know,

545
00:37:07.433 --> 00:37:10.228
the hot girl likes the
nice guy in the end.

546
00:37:10.228 --> 00:37:11.812
It's not like that in real life.

547
00:37:15.149 --> 00:37:18.861
If you can only watch one
movie your entire life,

548
00:37:18.861 --> 00:37:19.737
what would it be?

549
00:37:20.780 --> 00:37:21.614
- Dang, Henry.

550
00:37:21.614 --> 00:37:24.158
You know, that's a tough one
'cause you got your classics

551
00:37:24.158 --> 00:37:26.327
like "The Goondocks or
"The Great Bambino."

552
00:37:26.327 --> 00:37:29.080
But you can't forget about
once like "The Tournament."

553
00:37:29.080 --> 00:37:31.958
It's a classic 80s, just not
as beloved as the others.

554
00:37:31.958 --> 00:37:34.669
You also have some like "Party Crashers,"

555
00:37:34.669 --> 00:37:38.256
you know, the best worst
horror movie I've ever seen.

556
00:37:38.256 --> 00:37:39.423
You know, what about you?

557
00:37:39.423 --> 00:37:40.633
- "The Blue Shadow."

558
00:37:41.467 --> 00:37:44.262
- Is it that good?
- yes.

559
00:37:49.850 --> 00:37:52.228
- Okay, he's cute.

560
00:37:53.145 --> 00:37:55.731
He's nice. He's the obviously into me.

561
00:37:55.731 --> 00:37:59.110
I just, I need to give him a sign.

562
00:38:00.569 --> 00:38:03.948
We can start slow, hold
hands, and then maybe...

563
00:38:05.574 --> 00:38:08.077
I wonder when the last time
he washed his hands was.

564
00:38:08.077 --> 00:38:11.539
Hands are full of gross
germs and bacteria,

565
00:38:11.539 --> 00:38:14.250
and if we held hands, it would be like he

566
00:38:14.250 --> 00:38:16.419
was sneezing into my hand.

567
00:38:18.129 --> 00:38:19.046
Oh, that's gross.

568
00:38:23.217 --> 00:38:25.928
Having a burp and
toot track and not listening

569
00:38:25.928 --> 00:38:29.390
to it turned out to be more
than Stats could handle.

570
00:38:49.368 --> 00:38:51.370
"The Blue Shadow" is ruthless.

571
00:38:51.370 --> 00:38:53.122
- "The Blue Shadow"?
- It's the best thing we

572
00:38:53.122 --> 00:38:54.874
- It was never released.
- have ever seen.

573
00:38:54.874 --> 00:38:56.334
Who's the fool
that didn't release this?

574
00:38:56.334 --> 00:38:59.086
I'll never watch another movie!

575
00:39:10.806 --> 00:39:12.099
- You're not supposed to be in here.

576
00:39:12.099 --> 00:39:14.518
"The Blue Shadow" is ruthless!

577
00:39:14.518 --> 00:39:15.895
Chris Hoyt is awesome.

578
00:39:15.895 --> 00:39:17.730
This is absolutely nuts.

579
00:39:18.856 --> 00:39:20.524
The ending's insane!

580
00:39:20.524 --> 00:39:23.444
This is the best
thing we've ever seen.

581
00:39:23.444 --> 00:39:24.278
- Who is the fool that

582
00:39:24.278 --> 00:39:25.196
- Where are they?
- didn't release this?

583
00:39:28.032 --> 00:39:31.452
- How'd it go, Romeo?
- Good, really good.

584
00:39:31.452 --> 00:39:32.995
- Where's your ice cream?

585
00:39:32.995 --> 00:39:35.581
I guess who went so good, I
forgot to get any ice cream.

586
00:39:35.581 --> 00:39:36.582
- You wanna get some ice cream?

587
00:39:36.582 --> 00:39:39.377
- Hey, we didn't sneak out
to spend all night talking

588
00:39:39.377 --> 00:39:41.545
to girls and eating ice cream.

589
00:39:41.545 --> 00:39:42.505
We're on a mission.

590
00:39:45.132 --> 00:39:45.966
- Guys.

591
00:39:53.391 --> 00:39:54.850
- I know nothing.

592
00:39:54.850 --> 00:39:56.268
- Do you want me to text Dad?

593
00:40:00.106 --> 00:40:01.273
- Do you want me to show Dad a picture

594
00:40:01.273 --> 00:40:02.608
of that boy in the house?

595
00:40:02.608 --> 00:40:04.360
- That's not what this is about.

596
00:40:04.360 --> 00:40:06.654
- If you were watching us not
letting boys in the house,

597
00:40:06.654 --> 00:40:08.072
my friends wouldn't have escaped.

598
00:40:08.072 --> 00:40:11.784
- Does he really have a
copy of "The Blue Shadow"?

599
00:40:11.784 --> 00:40:12.993
- That's what he says.

600
00:40:15.538 --> 00:40:17.164
- I can take you to get it.

601
00:40:19.792 --> 00:40:21.168
- Where are they?

602
00:40:23.462 --> 00:40:25.881
And I was like,
"Text you later, sweetheart."

603
00:40:25.881 --> 00:40:27.716
Your phone
doesn't even have service.

604
00:40:27.716 --> 00:40:29.927
I can use my mom's phone.

605
00:40:29.927 --> 00:40:31.178
When are you gonna text her?

606
00:40:31.178 --> 00:40:33.597
Not right away.
Girls can smell desperation.

607
00:40:33.597 --> 00:40:35.641
That's not all they can smell.

608
00:40:35.641 --> 00:40:37.309
What's the code?

609
00:40:37.309 --> 00:40:38.811
My car has a sensor.

610
00:40:42.064 --> 00:40:42.982
We can climb.

611
00:40:42.982 --> 00:40:44.984
- No way. I'm not
leaving my bike out here.

612
00:40:44.984 --> 00:40:46.986
One of your fancy friends might take it.

613
00:40:47.862 --> 00:40:49.447
- We wait.

614
00:40:52.825 --> 00:40:54.452
Monkey butt.

615
00:40:54.452 --> 00:40:55.953
- Bum sniffer.
- Puke breath.

616
00:40:57.163 --> 00:40:59.623
- Butt breath.
- Booger eater.

617
00:40:59.623 --> 00:41:01.459
- It's like the more
they insult each other,

618
00:41:01.459 --> 00:41:03.836
the more they like each other.

619
00:41:13.721 --> 00:41:14.930
- Ava Anderson.

620
00:41:16.348 --> 00:41:18.392
What are you doing?
- Hiding.

621
00:41:19.560 --> 00:41:20.728
- Why?

622
00:41:20.728 --> 00:41:24.523
- I can't show my face in front
of Ava Anderson ever again.

623
00:41:24.523 --> 00:41:25.774
- You said it went really well.

624
00:41:27.151 --> 00:41:28.777
- It didn't.
- What happened?

625
00:41:29.862 --> 00:41:30.946
- I brought my A game,

626
00:41:30.946 --> 00:41:34.366
but love does strange things to a man.

627
00:41:40.164 --> 00:41:41.582
Hey, Ava.

628
00:41:41.582 --> 00:41:44.043
Hey-
- Stink.

629
00:41:44.043 --> 00:41:46.837
My friends call me Stink.
- Oh.

630
00:41:46.837 --> 00:41:48.714
- Allow me to buy you some ice cream.

631
00:41:50.049 --> 00:41:54.094
- Do you really think I would
ever like a guy named Stink?

632
00:41:54.094 --> 00:41:56.180
Come on.

633
00:41:56.180 --> 00:41:59.308
But if the kids wants to buy me ice cream,

634
00:41:59.308 --> 00:42:01.060
I'm not gonna say no.

635
00:42:01.060 --> 00:42:02.770
What would you like?

636
00:42:02.770 --> 00:42:05.940
- Hmm, I'd like a sweet tart please.

637
00:42:05.940 --> 00:42:09.944
- For this lovely lady, I'd
like one large sweet tart.

638
00:42:23.624 --> 00:42:25.501
- Sorry that happened to you, man.

639
00:42:26.752 --> 00:42:28.087
- Where I come from, if you fart in front

640
00:42:28.087 --> 00:42:31.048
of the girl you love, your
friends make fun of you.

641
00:42:31.048 --> 00:42:33.592
I don't know where Henry comes from.

642
00:42:33.592 --> 00:42:36.303
- Everyone toots, even Ava Anderson.

643
00:42:36.303 --> 00:42:38.597
- I bet it smells like roses.

644
00:42:38.597 --> 00:42:40.182
- You're disgusting.
- I know.

645
00:42:41.559 --> 00:42:43.978
- Look, we can still make it. Run!

646
00:42:43.978 --> 00:42:46.605
- My bike.
- Leave your bike!

647
00:42:47.439 --> 00:42:48.941
The boys sprinted.

648
00:42:48.941 --> 00:42:52.695
Chip was in the league with
Stink in a close second.

649
00:42:52.695 --> 00:42:54.238
Henry was a distant third,

650
00:42:54.238 --> 00:42:57.658
and it looked like it was
his first time to run.

651
00:42:57.658 --> 00:43:00.035
Chip slipped through the
closing gate with ease.

652
00:43:00.035 --> 00:43:03.205
Stink made it through and
collapsed on the other side.

653
00:43:03.205 --> 00:43:07.501
Henry got closer, and
the opening grew smaller.

654
00:43:07.501 --> 00:43:08.544
He started to let up,

655
00:43:08.544 --> 00:43:11.672
which would put him on the
wrong side of the gate.

656
00:43:11.672 --> 00:43:15.134
Henry dug down and kept running.

657
00:43:15.134 --> 00:43:16.969
His chance of making it through the gate

658
00:43:16.969 --> 00:43:19.346
was improbable at best.

659
00:43:19.346 --> 00:43:20.264
I'm not gonna make it!

660
00:43:20.264 --> 00:43:22.975
Yes, you will! Dive!

661
00:43:22.975 --> 00:43:24.685
Henry knew
the chance of him diving

662
00:43:24.685 --> 00:43:26.895
through the gate was slim, and the chance

663
00:43:26.895 --> 00:43:28.480
of him bashing his head into the gate

664
00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:31.317
and getting his concussion
was much better.

665
00:43:31.317 --> 00:43:35.112
But tonight Henry threw
caution to the wind,

666
00:43:35.112 --> 00:43:39.742
ran faster than he'd ever
run in his life, and dove.

667
00:43:39.742 --> 00:43:42.953
He flew through the air
past the closing gate.

668
00:43:43.912 --> 00:43:46.749
Well, almost.
- My shorts!

669
00:43:46.749 --> 00:43:48.125
Henry got caught on the gate

670
00:43:48.125 --> 00:43:50.586
in mid air and dangled by his shorts

671
00:43:50.586 --> 00:43:53.088
as the gate continued to close.

672
00:43:53.088 --> 00:43:54.590
If Henry wasn't freed,

673
00:43:54.590 --> 00:43:57.968
he would be crushed by the massive gate.

674
00:43:57.968 --> 00:44:01.263
Chip and Stink sprang into
action and grabbed Henry.

675
00:44:01.263 --> 00:44:04.266
They pulled as hard as they could

676
00:44:04.266 --> 00:44:05.684
but were losing the battle.

677
00:44:05.684 --> 00:44:08.854
However, the strain with which they pulled

678
00:44:08.854 --> 00:44:11.065
caused Stink to rip one,

679
00:44:11.940 --> 00:44:14.068
and the extra force was just enough

680
00:44:14.068 --> 00:44:16.278
to pull Henry right out of his shorts

681
00:44:16.278 --> 00:44:18.113
Ah! My shorts!

682
00:44:18.113 --> 00:44:20.949
just before
the gates slam shut.

683
00:44:20.949 --> 00:44:23.952
Chip and Stink nearly peed their pants

684
00:44:23.952 --> 00:44:27.915
at the sight of Henry in
his Blue Shadow underwear.

685
00:44:27.915 --> 00:44:30.209
Are those Blue Shadow underwear?

686
00:44:30.209 --> 00:44:32.378
- Yes.
- I have those.

687
00:44:32.378 --> 00:44:35.631
That's great, but
could you please get my shorts?

688
00:44:47.601 --> 00:44:49.144
Finding a
rock with a hidden key

689
00:44:49.144 --> 00:44:52.231
shouldn't be a big deal unless there

690
00:44:52.231 --> 00:44:56.276
are a thousand other rocks
that look just like it.

691
00:44:56.276 --> 00:44:59.238
We didn't come all
this way to not find the movie.

692
00:45:12.710 --> 00:45:13.544
- I found it!

693
00:45:15.963 --> 00:45:16.839
The key.

694
00:45:18.298 --> 00:45:19.466
It's amazing.

695
00:45:25.931 --> 00:45:28.642
No!

696
00:45:47.202 --> 00:45:48.162
It's gone.

697
00:45:51.081 --> 00:45:52.750
- We don't need a key.
- No!

698
00:45:54.376 --> 00:45:56.295
- Step aside.
- Don't do it, Stink.

699
00:45:56.295 --> 00:45:58.547
I'm doing it.
- My window.

700
00:45:58.547 --> 00:46:01.425
- Yes, I'm going to break your window.

701
00:46:01.425 --> 00:46:03.427
- No, my window's unlocked.

702
00:46:16.231 --> 00:46:17.608
Got a ladder?

703
00:46:17.608 --> 00:46:20.360
- In the garage.
- In the locked garage?

704
00:46:21.987 --> 00:46:22.821
- Yeah.

705
00:46:23.781 --> 00:46:25.449
- That's it, I'm breaking the window.

706
00:46:25.449 --> 00:46:26.784
- Well, no, we can climb.

707
00:46:29.077 --> 00:46:31.538
- Are you looking at the
same window I'm looking at?

708
00:46:31.538 --> 00:46:32.706
- Yes.

709
00:46:37.878 --> 00:46:41.215
- Maybe you should go first.
- I don't do heights.

710
00:46:41.215 --> 00:46:42.800
- Well, I don't do heights, either.

711
00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:45.135
- Yeah? Well I didn't forget the movie.

712
00:46:48.597 --> 00:46:49.556
- I can't do this.

713
00:46:51.433 --> 00:46:53.393
- Believe in yourself, man.

714
00:46:53.393 --> 00:46:57.189
- I do believe in myself. I
believe I'm gonna break my neck.

715
00:46:58.273 --> 00:46:59.107
- I got you.

716
00:47:00.776 --> 00:47:03.779
- If life had disclaimers,
this one would say,

717
00:47:03.779 --> 00:47:05.197
"Do not attempt."

718
00:47:09.660 --> 00:47:13.121
As Henry scaled
the ridiculously pitched roof,

719
00:47:13.121 --> 00:47:15.874
he grew more concerned about the plan.

720
00:47:15.874 --> 00:47:18.794
It appeared Chip was
going to try to lower him

721
00:47:18.794 --> 00:47:22.381
down to the window with
a homemade harness.

722
00:47:22.381 --> 00:47:24.800
With one end of the
garden hose tag to Henry

723
00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:28.136
and the other fastened to the
chimney, Chip was confident he

724
00:47:28.136 --> 00:47:30.806
could lower Henry safely to the window.

725
00:47:30.806 --> 00:47:34.268
Henry, on the other hand,
was not as confident.

726
00:47:34.268 --> 00:47:36.687
Not a chance. I'll lower you.

727
00:47:36.687 --> 00:47:38.689
You can't hold me.

728
00:47:38.689 --> 00:47:40.732
What if you can't hold me?

729
00:47:40.732 --> 00:47:43.110
I can. Listen.

730
00:47:43.110 --> 00:47:46.613
I watched tons of "Lost
in the Wild" shows,

731
00:47:46.613 --> 00:47:49.116
and I saw this guy repel off a cliff

732
00:47:49.116 --> 00:47:51.827
with a ball of twine and some gummy bears.

733
00:47:51.827 --> 00:47:53.787
Trust me, we got this.

734
00:47:54.746 --> 00:47:55.998
I knew he could do it.

735
00:47:55.998 --> 00:47:58.041
But when you're dangling above concrete

736
00:47:58.041 --> 00:48:02.170
facing certain death, a kid's
nerves can get a little shaky.

737
00:48:02.170 --> 00:48:04.965
I am going
to die! I can't do it.

738
00:48:04.965 --> 00:48:08.385
Look, I got you.
Just crawl through the window!

739
00:48:08.385 --> 00:48:09.636
I'm too high!

740
00:48:12.222 --> 00:48:13.140
You okay?

741
00:48:13.974 --> 00:48:15.517
I'm by the window!

742
00:48:15.517 --> 00:48:17.769
Okay, bring it home!

743
00:48:19.146 --> 00:48:19.980
He's in!

744
00:48:30.073 --> 00:48:31.283
- The alarm.

745
00:48:35.704 --> 00:48:37.122
Unhook me!
- What?

746
00:48:38.290 --> 00:48:39.291
- Unhook me!

747
00:48:42.336 --> 00:48:44.504
You're free!

748
00:48:49.509 --> 00:48:51.178
Henry
sprinted through the house

749
00:48:51.178 --> 00:48:53.430
with the garden hose trailing behind him.

750
00:48:53.430 --> 00:48:55.515
Henry was about to punch in the code

751
00:48:55.515 --> 00:48:59.311
when the garden hose cinched
up and stuck in his tracks.

752
00:48:59.311 --> 00:49:03.106
The beeping got faster as the
counter ticked towards zero.

753
00:49:03.106 --> 00:49:06.193
Henry backtracked to find
where the hose was snagged.

754
00:49:06.193 --> 00:49:09.529
He managed to rip it free and
race back to the alarm panel.

755
00:49:09.529 --> 00:49:12.574
Five, four, three, two.

756
00:49:12.574 --> 00:49:15.869
Henry punched the code just
before the alarm hit zero.

757
00:49:17.329 --> 00:49:18.163
Disarmed.

758
00:49:19.081 --> 00:49:21.124
Disaster averted.

759
00:49:42.688 --> 00:49:45.232
- Ah, Stats is never gonna believe this.

760
00:49:45.232 --> 00:49:47.985
- If that was me, I would've
literally pooped my pants.

761
00:49:51.029 --> 00:49:52.656
Are you crop dusting?

762
00:49:52.656 --> 00:49:53.490
- Maybe a little.

763
00:49:55.492 --> 00:49:56.910
- You never had of crop dusting?

764
00:49:56.910 --> 00:50:00.455
- That's when you let one rip
every time you take a step.

765
00:50:01.790 --> 00:50:04.334
- What do you turn sniffers doing?

766
00:50:04.334 --> 00:50:05.168
- Crop dusting.

767
00:50:07.379 --> 00:50:10.632
- Give me one reason not to
pulverize this puke face.

768
00:50:11.675 --> 00:50:14.469
- We have "The Blue Shadow."
- That's an urban legend.

769
00:50:15.679 --> 00:50:19.433
- Is this a book?
- It's a VHS, you moron.

770
00:50:20.767 --> 00:50:23.937
- What's a VHS?
- It's like an old-timey DVD.

771
00:50:26.273 --> 00:50:29.276
Is it "The Blue Shadow"?
- Yes.

772
00:50:32.029 --> 00:50:35.866
You can't have
that! You can't have that!

773
00:50:41.038 --> 00:50:42.581
- If anything happens to that movie,

774
00:50:42.581 --> 00:50:46.043
I will kill him, literally kill him.

775
00:50:46.043 --> 00:50:48.920
- It's just a movie.

776
00:50:48.920 --> 00:50:50.172
- Just a movie!

777
00:50:51.048 --> 00:50:52.382
What? Just a movie.

778
00:50:52.382 --> 00:50:55.510
That's like saying WAM is just a band.

779
00:50:56.720 --> 00:50:57.554
- Who's WAM?

780
00:50:59.931 --> 00:51:00.766
- Who's WAM?

781
00:51:01.850 --> 00:51:05.187
Only the most awesome band to ever exist.

782
00:51:06.021 --> 00:51:07.355
Geez.

783
00:51:18.075 --> 00:51:19.284
- Did you get the movie?

784
00:51:20.368 --> 00:51:23.038
- You guys get back to the house now.

785
00:51:40.514 --> 00:51:41.723
All right, boys.

786
00:51:41.723 --> 00:51:43.183
Take a good look around because you

787
00:51:43.183 --> 00:51:45.852
will not be getting
invited back to this house.

788
00:51:50.857 --> 00:51:51.983
What's wrong with him?

789
00:51:53.026 --> 00:51:55.821
- The lights are on, but nobody's home.

790
00:51:55.821 --> 00:51:57.739
- His dad's gonna kill him.

791
00:51:57.739 --> 00:51:59.991
- He deserves whatever punishment he gets.

792
00:51:59.991 --> 00:52:03.703
- Yeah, well, the McGuffin
stole his movie and his bike.

793
00:52:04.579 --> 00:52:08.750
- The McGuffin brothers. They
have always been terrible.

794
00:52:08.750 --> 00:52:10.460
I used to babysit them,
and they would literally

795
00:52:10.460 --> 00:52:12.879
steal my babysitting money every time.

796
00:52:12.879 --> 00:52:13.922
- They are so disgusting,

797
00:52:13.922 --> 00:52:16.883
I have to sanitize my hands
after thinking about them.

798
00:52:17.843 --> 00:52:20.303
- They make me poop in
the other hall at school.

799
00:52:20.303 --> 00:52:22.139
I've almost fumbled twice.

800
00:52:22.139 --> 00:52:23.807
- Yep. They chipped my tooth.

801
00:52:25.600 --> 00:52:27.018
- They say things about you.

802
00:52:28.395 --> 00:52:29.729
- What kind of things?

803
00:52:29.729 --> 00:52:32.315
- Let's just say they
think you're real pretty.

804
00:52:32.315 --> 00:52:35.735
- Now I have to drop my kids
off at the pool before school.

805
00:52:35.735 --> 00:52:36.945
- That's enough.

806
00:52:42.659 --> 00:52:45.537
Would you rather be losers all our lives

807
00:52:46.580 --> 00:52:48.415
or earn some respect?

808
00:52:48.415 --> 00:52:51.293
- We're not losers.
Yeah, we kinda are.

809
00:52:52.419 --> 00:52:56.339
- Stats, would you rather
let those meat heads

810
00:52:56.339 --> 00:52:58.800
call your sister Dream Girl

811
00:52:58.800 --> 00:53:00.927
or make them call your sister Ashley?

812
00:53:02.804 --> 00:53:06.850
Stink, would you rather
poop in your own hall

813
00:53:06.850 --> 00:53:09.769
or fumble in front of Ava Anderson?

814
00:53:11.396 --> 00:53:15.275
Parker, would you rather let the McGuffins

815
00:53:15.275 --> 00:53:19.487
take your babysitting money
or take back your dignity?

816
00:53:22.449 --> 00:53:26.912
Ashley, would you rather
disinfect your hands

817
00:53:26.912 --> 00:53:29.706
every single time you saw those creeps

818
00:53:29.706 --> 00:53:34.336
or disinfect the neighborhood
by showing them who's boss?

819
00:53:34.336 --> 00:53:38.548
Chip, would you rather let
the McGuffin brothers pick

820
00:53:38.548 --> 00:53:40.342
on us for the rest of our lives

821
00:53:41.218 --> 00:53:44.804
or stand up for ourselves like men?

822
00:53:44.804 --> 00:53:49.309
But if we stand up for
ourselves, they'll destroy us.

823
00:53:49.309 --> 00:53:51.228
- Or we'll destroy them.

824
00:53:54.856 --> 00:53:55.690
- I'm in.

825
00:53:56.942 --> 00:53:59.986
- From now on, I poop in my own hall.

826
00:53:59.986 --> 00:54:02.364
- I'll do anything you need, Henry Hudson.

827
00:54:02.364 --> 00:54:03.198
- Me, too.

828
00:54:04.532 --> 00:54:06.368
- You know we're gonna die, right?

829
00:54:08.370 --> 00:54:09.746
- It's highly probable.

830
00:54:11.790 --> 00:54:13.667
- Forget the probability. I'm in.

831
00:54:20.131 --> 00:54:21.508
- Okay, here's the plan.

832
00:54:26.429 --> 00:54:29.182
We slide out in stealth mode.

833
00:54:37.607 --> 00:54:39.484
Chip and I are the ladder crew.

834
00:54:44.322 --> 00:54:46.825
Stats, you're my eyes and ears.

835
00:54:50.078 --> 00:54:53.748
Ashley, you have some
most dangerous job of all.

836
00:54:58.586 --> 00:55:01.298
Can we take a second
to appreciate this moment?

837
00:55:01.298 --> 00:55:04.342
That, ladies and gentlemen, is
why they call her Dream Girl.

838
00:55:05.468 --> 00:55:06.428
- Let's go, weirdo.

839
00:55:09.014 --> 00:55:12.142
Stink, we need
you to eat more beans

840
00:55:12.142 --> 00:55:14.060
than you have ever eaten in your life.

841
00:55:18.606 --> 00:55:21.234
When the coast is clear,
you give the signal.

842
00:55:24.321 --> 00:55:26.114
You are clear for takeoff.

843
00:55:32.287 --> 00:55:34.622
- Locked and loaded.

844
00:55:43.214 --> 00:55:44.799
The shuttle has landed.

845
00:55:51.473 --> 00:55:53.683
All systems go.

846
00:55:56.269 --> 00:55:59.022
- Deploy the diversion.

847
00:56:00.899 --> 00:56:01.733
- Caw caw caw! Caw caw caw caw!

848
00:56:04.569 --> 00:56:05.904
Caw caw caw caw!

849
00:56:09.491 --> 00:56:12.911
Ashley, you
will engage the enemy.

850
00:56:18.541 --> 00:56:20.126
Thank you, Jesus.

851
00:56:20.126 --> 00:56:22.045
- Sorry, wrong house.

852
00:56:25.340 --> 00:56:27.300
- That was Dream Girl.
- Whatever.

853
00:56:27.300 --> 00:56:29.511
- She winked at me.
- She was squinting

854
00:56:29.511 --> 00:56:31.221
because you're so ugly.

855
00:56:36.726 --> 00:56:39.229
- You are clear to breach the perimeter.

856
00:56:46.444 --> 00:56:49.531
- Caw caw caw! Caw caw caw caw!

857
00:56:57.288 --> 00:56:58.832
- Oh!
- Oh, God!

858
00:56:58.832 --> 00:57:00.500
- Oh, get out!
- I can't breathe!

859
00:57:03.795 --> 00:57:05.672
- Call the ball.

860
00:57:15.515 --> 00:57:18.518
- And that's how it was
supposed to go down.

861
00:57:18.518 --> 00:57:21.938
What really happened was
much more of a disaster.

862
00:57:22.772 --> 00:57:24.774
A disaster is
a bit of an understatement.

863
00:57:24.774 --> 00:57:28.736
This raid was more like a catastrophe.

864
00:57:28.736 --> 00:57:30.488
The ladder proved to be a little more

865
00:57:30.488 --> 00:57:32.157
than the ladder crew could handle.

866
00:57:32.157 --> 00:57:33.950
Stink immediately got tangled

867
00:57:33.950 --> 00:57:36.828
in his megaphone garden
hose rig and hit the ground.

868
00:57:36.828 --> 00:57:38.997
Dream Girl tried to untangle Stink

869
00:57:38.997 --> 00:57:41.416
but ended up hogtying him instead.

870
00:57:41.416 --> 00:57:43.001
- I'm trapped!
- Let go of the handle.

871
00:57:43.001 --> 00:57:44.836
- Unlock the door!
- Let go of the handle.

872
00:57:46.921 --> 00:57:48.339
Apparently,
there is a limit to

873
00:57:48.339 --> 00:57:51.134
how many beans a man can
eat, and Stink found it.

874
00:57:51.134 --> 00:57:55.180
He strained to cut the cheese.
His face turned bright red.

875
00:57:55.180 --> 00:57:59.767
Veins rose from his forehead,
but his stomach revolted.

876
00:58:01.895 --> 00:58:05.273
Instead of letting his lethal
gas loose on the McGuffins,

877
00:58:07.442 --> 00:58:09.569
he blew chunks all over the lawn.

878
00:58:09.569 --> 00:58:12.280
Abort, abort!
He's tossing his cookies.

879
00:58:13.198 --> 00:58:15.575
The force of Stink's
cookie tossing knocked him

880
00:58:15.575 --> 00:58:17.327
into the ladder.

881
00:58:17.327 --> 00:58:19.204
What are you
losers doing in my yard?

882
00:58:19.204 --> 00:58:20.163
Who is it?

883
00:58:20.163 --> 00:58:22.790
It's those losers
who gave us the movie.

884
00:58:22.790 --> 00:58:25.251
This is going
to the highest bidder.

885
00:58:25.251 --> 00:58:27.128
It's already on e-Bay.

886
00:58:27.128 --> 00:58:29.339
Henry didn't
know what he was thinking.

887
00:58:29.339 --> 00:58:31.966
What happened next just happened.

888
00:58:31.966 --> 00:58:34.552
Without thinking, he plucked
a movie from Mark's hand,

889
00:58:34.552 --> 00:58:36.179
leapt from the roof, rolled forward,

890
00:58:36.179 --> 00:58:39.474
popped up onto his feet, and chaos ensued

891
00:58:39.474 --> 00:58:41.309
on the McGuffin brothers lawn.

892
00:58:41.309 --> 00:58:45.480
Stink, Chip, Stats, and Dream
Girl ran for Parker's SUV.

893
00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:48.441
However, Henry saw his
bike and went for it.

894
00:58:48.441 --> 00:58:52.070
He hopped on and started
to ride for the SUV.

895
00:58:52.070 --> 00:58:54.239
But without his training wheels,

896
00:58:54.239 --> 00:58:56.616
he weaved drastically off course,

897
00:58:56.616 --> 00:58:58.451
crashing into the McGuffins' fence.

898
00:58:58.451 --> 00:59:01.663
Mark and Mike exploded out the front door.

899
00:59:01.663 --> 00:59:03.665
You're dead, nerds!

900
00:59:10.588 --> 00:59:12.674
We got a runner!

901
00:59:17.762 --> 00:59:20.807
You can't run forever, nerd!

902
00:59:22.433 --> 00:59:24.769
You know you're dead, right?

903
00:59:32.193 --> 00:59:33.820
- Do you think he's dead yet died?

904
00:59:33.820 --> 00:59:34.988
- He died a hero.

905
00:59:44.998 --> 00:59:46.749
What's the code?

906
00:59:47.917 --> 00:59:50.837
- The code is 7260, repeated, 7260.

907
00:59:52.797 --> 00:59:53.715
Roger that.

908
01:00:03.808 --> 01:00:08.271
Whoa, he's
pretty fast for a nerd.

909
01:00:08.271 --> 01:00:10.898
- Okay, you guys stay
here. I gotta go help him.

910
01:00:10.898 --> 01:00:12.442
- I'm going with you.

911
01:00:12.442 --> 01:00:14.110
- My parents will be here in an hour,

912
01:00:14.110 --> 01:00:15.987
and there is 100% chance that they

913
01:00:15.987 --> 01:00:18.197
will notice that everyone is gone.

914
01:00:18.197 --> 01:00:23.202
- I can distract them, but I
need Parker's help. Come on.

915
01:00:24.912 --> 01:00:26.372
- Let's go.
- all right, come on.

916
01:00:27.915 --> 01:00:30.627
Henry was
safe for the moment,

917
01:00:30.627 --> 01:00:33.630
and when he laid his eyes
on the secret hideout

918
01:00:33.630 --> 01:00:38.176
for the first time, it was a kid's dream.

919
01:00:38.176 --> 01:00:40.970
There was a mismatch
of worn-out furniture,

920
01:00:40.970 --> 01:00:45.475
movie posters, comics, action
figures for decoration.

921
01:00:45.475 --> 01:00:49.312
Boxes, candy wrappers, and soda
bottles littered the floor.

922
01:00:49.312 --> 01:00:53.149
Half-full two liters were
lined up next to the computer.

923
01:00:53.149 --> 01:00:56.694
The beef jerky and candy
stash were on the table.

924
01:00:56.694 --> 01:00:58.946
Board games, magazines, trading cards,

925
01:00:58.946 --> 01:01:01.574
Nerf guns were strewn about the hideout.

926
01:01:01.574 --> 01:01:04.452
The centerpiece of the room
was a giant computer screen

927
01:01:04.452 --> 01:01:06.245
with three chairs huddled around it.

928
01:01:06.245 --> 01:01:07.747
The longer you stay in there,

929
01:01:07.747 --> 01:01:09.415
the more we're gonna beat you.

930
01:01:09.415 --> 01:01:11.876
Start timer.
- For how long?

931
01:01:11.876 --> 01:01:14.420
- As long as it takes.
- For how long?

932
01:01:14.420 --> 01:01:16.130
- Fine, five minutes.

933
01:01:16.130 --> 01:01:18.549
Timer
set for five minutes.

934
01:01:18.549 --> 01:01:20.426
You got five minutes.

935
01:01:20.426 --> 01:01:22.637
Henry continued
to search the hideout

936
01:01:22.637 --> 01:01:24.806
and found a duffel bag in the corner.

937
01:01:24.806 --> 01:01:29.769
He unzipped it and discovered
an arsenal of water guns.

938
01:01:29.769 --> 01:01:31.729
Henry chose two mega soakers.

939
01:01:31.729 --> 01:01:33.981
He filled the mega soakers with soda,

940
01:01:33.981 --> 01:01:36.651
then pressed his ear against the door.

941
01:01:36.651 --> 01:01:40.113
Let's get this over
with, nerd! I'm getting hangry.

942
01:01:40.113 --> 01:01:43.449
The word
hangry gave Henry an idea.

943
01:01:43.449 --> 01:01:46.160
He grabbed a bag of beef
jerky, cracked open the door,

944
01:01:46.160 --> 01:01:48.246
tossed it to the McGuffin brothers,

945
01:01:48.246 --> 01:01:51.332
and slammed the door and waited.

946
01:01:56.421 --> 01:01:58.005
- And then my therapist suggested I

947
01:01:58.005 --> 01:02:00.758
should go to Sweden on my next holiday.

948
01:02:05.722 --> 01:02:08.391
- I wish I was in Sweden right now.

949
01:02:08.391 --> 01:02:10.601
- What was that?
- Nothing.

950
01:02:23.865 --> 01:02:25.616
- Is that your parents?

951
01:02:25.616 --> 01:02:27.410
- My parents don't ring the doorbell.

952
01:02:27.410 --> 01:02:28.786
- Oh yeah.

953
01:02:31.289 --> 01:02:32.123
- Who is it?

954
01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:37.253
- I don't know, but he
does not look happy.

955
01:02:48.306 --> 01:02:50.016
- You got your ears on good, buddy?

956
01:02:50.016 --> 01:02:52.935
We're gonna rip
his ears off his head.

957
01:02:52.935 --> 01:02:54.270
They got him.

958
01:02:54.270 --> 01:02:56.564
Then we'll rip
your ears off your head.

959
01:02:57.398 --> 01:03:00.777
- I got my eyes on the
McGuffin, but no Henry.

960
01:03:02.153 --> 01:03:03.946
While the
McGuffin brothers were fighting

961
01:03:03.946 --> 01:03:06.240
over the last piece of beef jerky,

962
01:03:06.240 --> 01:03:07.742
Henry flung open the door

963
01:03:07.742 --> 01:03:10.077
and unloaded both mega soakers on 'em.

964
01:03:11.913 --> 01:03:15.166
It was hard to tell what
surprised the McGuffins more,

965
01:03:15.166 --> 01:03:19.003
that Henry tried to stand
up to them or that his aim

966
01:03:19.003 --> 01:03:23.382
was so bad that not even
a drop of soda hit them.

967
01:03:23.382 --> 01:03:25.802
Henry dropped the mega
soakers and ran for it,

968
01:03:25.802 --> 01:03:28.763
but instead of escaping, he slipped

969
01:03:28.763 --> 01:03:30.848
on the spilled soda and hit the ground.

970
01:03:32.725 --> 01:03:35.228
You're not going anywhere, fool!

971
01:03:35.228 --> 01:03:37.563
You gonna cry, little baby?

972
01:03:37.563 --> 01:03:39.482
Henry did not cry.

973
01:03:39.482 --> 01:03:43.945
He released the biggest
burp to ever escape his lips

974
01:03:48.699 --> 01:03:51.369
and blew it into the McGuffins' faces.

975
01:03:52.203 --> 01:03:56.290
For a moment, they gagged,
allowing Henry to squirm away

976
01:03:56.290 --> 01:03:58.209
and make a dash for his bike.

977
01:03:58.209 --> 01:04:00.169
He's on the move. Let's go.

978
01:04:04.674 --> 01:04:06.050
It was happening.

979
01:04:06.050 --> 01:04:09.804
Not only was he riding his
bike without training wheels,

980
01:04:09.804 --> 01:04:13.015
but he wasn't crashing into anything.

981
01:04:13.015 --> 01:04:17.436
He was home free until
he rounded the corner.

982
01:04:24.986 --> 01:04:27.154
Is everyone okay?

983
01:04:30.950 --> 01:04:32.827
The McGuffin
brothers, they're coming.

984
01:04:32.827 --> 01:04:34.579
Yeah, it's good. It's okay.

985
01:04:34.579 --> 01:04:35.872
- We have to run!
- No, no.

986
01:04:35.872 --> 01:04:38.666
- We cannot run forever.
- It's okay.

987
01:04:40.251 --> 01:04:43.337
Well, if it isn't
the Mingo Valley film nerds.

988
01:04:43.337 --> 01:04:44.839
Who do we beat first?

989
01:05:18.956 --> 01:05:21.876
- Where's your sister? Answer me this.

990
01:05:21.876 --> 01:05:24.670
How do you look like a total dorkus

991
01:05:24.670 --> 01:05:26.505
and she looks like such a dream girl?

992
01:05:29.133 --> 01:05:30.760
- I knew the odds weren't in my favor,

993
01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:33.554
but there's just so much a man can take.

994
01:05:33.554 --> 01:05:36.724
It finally happened. I lost my mind.

995
01:05:59.455 --> 01:06:00.623
- Get off him!

996
01:06:04.710 --> 01:06:07.463
- Give us the movie.
- Never.

997
01:06:09.006 --> 01:06:10.967
- If you don't want the
rest of your teeth chipped,

998
01:06:10.967 --> 01:06:12.218
you'll give us the movie.

999
01:06:13.135 --> 01:06:14.345
- Don't do it.

1000
01:06:16.555 --> 01:06:17.848
You can watch it with us.

1001
01:06:17.848 --> 01:06:19.433
- Really?
- Yeah!

1002
01:06:19.433 --> 01:06:20.851
- We're not hanging out with these losers.

1003
01:06:20.851 --> 01:06:22.269
We already got a bid for $2,000.

1004
01:06:22.269 --> 01:06:23.896
No!

1005
01:06:23.896 --> 01:06:25.982
- And there's still five days left.

1006
01:06:25.982 --> 01:06:27.942
- Yeah, we're gonna buy some dirt bikes,

1007
01:06:27.942 --> 01:06:32.947
an Xbox, a Nintendo Switch,
a huge TV, two tablets,

1008
01:06:33.114 --> 01:06:36.909
a bunch of pellet guns,
a drone, some nunchucks,

1009
01:06:36.909 --> 01:06:41.205
throwing stars, crossbows,
jellyfish, a huge shark!

1010
01:06:44.125 --> 01:06:45.042
- Dog pile!

1011
01:06:48.254 --> 01:06:49.213
Before I met these guys,

1012
01:06:49.213 --> 01:06:51.716
I would have never found
myself in this situation.

1013
01:06:53.384 --> 01:06:56.929
He might get
clobbered, but tonight,

1014
01:06:56.929 --> 01:07:01.058
Henry was defending his
friend's sister's honor.

1015
01:07:01.058 --> 01:07:03.978
That's right, his friend.

1016
01:07:03.978 --> 01:07:07.648
Chip had been waiting for
this day for a long time.

1017
01:07:07.648 --> 01:07:10.192
The McGuffins' reign of terror was over.

1018
01:07:11.027 --> 01:07:14.864
It was like Stats was having
an out of body experience.

1019
01:07:14.864 --> 01:07:18.617
He saw the McGuffins
getting what they deserved,

1020
01:07:18.617 --> 01:07:20.286
and it was awesome.

1021
01:07:21.620 --> 01:07:25.207
If what Stink thought was
happening was actually happening

1022
01:07:25.207 --> 01:07:28.544
and they were defeating
the McGuffin brothers,

1023
01:07:28.544 --> 01:07:30.421
the Mingo Valley Film Club

1024
01:07:30.421 --> 01:07:33.132
would become neighborhood legends.

1025
01:07:40.264 --> 01:07:41.682
- That's my boy!

1026
01:07:45.102 --> 01:07:46.645
- Get your butt on their noses.

1027
01:07:55.029 --> 01:07:56.489
Get off!

1028
01:08:11.879 --> 01:08:13.422
I can still smell it.

1029
01:08:13.422 --> 01:08:15.382
- That was an indirect hit.

1030
01:08:15.382 --> 01:08:17.343
You are now in the perfect position

1031
01:08:17.343 --> 01:08:19.512
for a full blow of Stink's gas.

1032
01:08:19.512 --> 01:08:20.846
No!

1033
01:08:20.846 --> 01:08:23.057
- Do you promise to stop
making fun of everybody

1034
01:08:23.057 --> 01:08:25.351
and stop talking about Stats' sister?

1035
01:08:25.351 --> 01:08:26.811
Promise!

1036
01:08:26.811 --> 01:08:30.689
- There's a 99.999%
chance that they're lying.

1037
01:08:30.689 --> 01:08:31.941
Let 'em have it, Stink.

1038
01:08:31.941 --> 01:08:34.777
- Please, no! I can't take another one.

1039
01:08:34.777 --> 01:08:37.363
Okay, okay! Not another word.

1040
01:08:37.363 --> 01:08:39.281
- How do we know you're not lying?

1041
01:08:39.281 --> 01:08:40.157
- The spit shake.

1042
01:08:41.075 --> 01:08:44.161
- The spit shake is the
ultimate in boyhood trust.

1043
01:08:44.161 --> 01:08:46.080
None of us have actually
done the spit shake,

1044
01:08:46.080 --> 01:08:47.832
but we've seen it in movies.

1045
01:09:00.094 --> 01:09:01.387
Fist bump?

1046
01:09:06.308 --> 01:09:07.476
I knew there were lying!

1047
01:09:07.476 --> 01:09:08.853
Give me the movie.

1048
01:09:19.071 --> 01:09:20.156
Out of the shadows,

1049
01:09:20.156 --> 01:09:24.869
Henry's dad emerged
like a gunslinger coming

1050
01:09:24.869 --> 01:09:26.370
to collect his bounty.

1051
01:09:27.955 --> 01:09:29.999
Drop the movie!

1052
01:09:29.999 --> 01:09:31.876
It's not your fight, old man!

1053
01:09:33.002 --> 01:09:35.129
Old man?

1054
01:09:35.129 --> 01:09:37.798
Henry's
dad took off after Mark.

1055
01:09:37.798 --> 01:09:42.803
He was not graceful,
but he was determined.

1056
01:09:43.345 --> 01:09:45.723
Mark juked, but Henry's dad kept up

1057
01:09:45.723 --> 01:09:48.601
with him for every twist and turn.

1058
01:09:48.601 --> 01:09:52.813
- Who's the old man now?
- You!

1059
01:09:52.813 --> 01:09:54.523
Then, just as Henry's dad

1060
01:09:54.523 --> 01:09:58.861
was about to grab Mark, his knee went out,

1061
01:10:01.447 --> 01:10:02.907
and he hit the ground.

1062
01:10:03.741 --> 01:10:07.203
Henry's dad was immobile on
the ground, holding his knee.

1063
01:10:07.203 --> 01:10:09.914
Mark stood above him, holding the movie.

1064
01:10:09.914 --> 01:10:12.541
Nerds never win.

1065
01:10:12.541 --> 01:10:15.461
Nerd? I'm not a nerd!

1066
01:10:15.461 --> 01:10:17.171
Did you see my car?

1067
01:10:18.714 --> 01:10:22.218
That's a nice car,
but once a nerd, always a nerd.

1068
01:10:23.761 --> 01:10:27.806
Give me the movie!
- Not a chance, old nerd.

1069
01:10:27.806 --> 01:10:31.101
Mark smirked at
Henry's dad on the ground.

1070
01:10:32.061 --> 01:10:34.438
Then, out of nowhere,

1071
01:10:35.272 --> 01:10:38.484
Mark was tackled by Henry.

1072
01:10:39.944 --> 01:10:41.695
The movie fell from Mark's hand,

1073
01:10:41.695 --> 01:10:44.698
and Henry's dad crawled to grab it.

1074
01:10:44.698 --> 01:10:49.078
Henry unleashed years of pent-up rage.

1075
01:10:49.078 --> 01:10:52.581
He grabbed Mark by the
waistband of his underwear and,

1076
01:10:52.581 --> 01:10:57.586
with super human strength, Henry
lifted Mark above his head.

1077
01:10:58.254 --> 01:11:00.965
It was a wedgie that would go down

1078
01:11:00.965 --> 01:11:02.925
in the history of wedgies.

1079
01:11:04.051 --> 01:11:06.387
Mark cried like a little baby.

1080
01:11:07.388 --> 01:11:09.181
Mike took a step to save his brother,

1081
01:11:09.181 --> 01:11:14.186
but he was met with a wall
of Chip, Stink, and Stats.

1082
01:11:14.812 --> 01:11:18.065
Try it and see what happens.

1083
01:11:18.065 --> 01:11:20.484
Henry, that's enough!

1084
01:11:20.484 --> 01:11:23.112
Henry
dropped Mark to the ground

1085
01:11:23.112 --> 01:11:26.365
and held him there with a stare.

1086
01:11:27.616 --> 01:11:29.994
- Are we cool?
- We're cool.

1087
01:11:31.036 --> 01:11:32.496
Henry extended his hand

1088
01:11:32.496 --> 01:11:34.206
and helped Mark to his feet,

1089
01:11:35.207 --> 01:11:38.377
and that was the last
time the McGuffin brothers

1090
01:11:38.377 --> 01:11:40.713
ever terrorized the neighborhood.

1091
01:11:45.134 --> 01:11:48.637
- Henry! We gotta go like now.

1092
01:11:48.637 --> 01:11:51.140
- I can't. I'm in serious trouble.

1093
01:11:56.603 --> 01:11:57.438
- Wait.

1094
01:12:06.030 --> 01:12:07.531
Go have fun with your friends.

1095
01:12:14.580 --> 01:12:17.791
- You gave him the movie?
- No.

1096
01:12:20.127 --> 01:12:20.961
He earned it.

1097
01:12:23.547 --> 01:12:24.840
- Can I go home now?

1098
01:12:27.926 --> 01:12:28.761
- Yeah.

1099
01:12:48.614 --> 01:12:50.866
- Maybe we should wait outside.

1100
01:12:53.118 --> 01:12:54.953
Under any other circumstance, sitting down

1101
01:12:54.953 --> 01:12:56.914
on Ashley's couch would
have been my dream.

1102
01:12:56.914 --> 01:13:00.542
But no dad wants to find their
daughter alone with a guy.

1103
01:13:02.211 --> 01:13:04.963
- They're here. Kiss me!
- Your parents!

1104
01:13:07.257 --> 01:13:08.342
- Hey!
- Ah!

1105
01:13:12.179 --> 01:13:13.305
- Where are you going, big boy?

1106
01:13:13.305 --> 01:13:14.139
- No!

1107
01:13:16.308 --> 01:13:17.142
- We trusted you!

1108
01:13:18.143 --> 01:13:19.603
- I thought you liked him!

1109
01:13:20.687 --> 01:13:22.523
- Is this the example you
wanna set for your brother?

1110
01:13:23.357 --> 01:13:27.069
- Hold on, it's quiet. It's too quiet.

1111
01:13:27.069 --> 01:13:28.779
- That's 'cause they're listening!

1112
01:13:29.988 --> 01:13:30.823
You know what?

1113
01:13:30.823 --> 01:13:32.491
Because you deliberately disobeyed us,

1114
01:13:32.491 --> 01:13:33.909
you're grounded for a month.

1115
01:13:38.080 --> 01:13:39.123
- I'm sorry!

1116
01:13:39.123 --> 01:13:41.875
I'm sorry! I thought you liked him.

1117
01:13:41.875 --> 01:13:42.709
Wait.

1118
01:13:49.091 --> 01:13:51.135
I learned how to cry
on demand from YouTube.

1119
01:13:51.135 --> 01:13:53.137
It's a skill every daughter should have.

1120
01:13:54.680 --> 01:13:56.723
I'm sorry! I thought-

1121
01:13:56.723 --> 01:13:57.850
The tears were fake,

1122
01:13:57.850 --> 01:14:00.561
but the diversion was real.

1123
01:14:00.561 --> 01:14:03.230
Dream Girl motioned for
the boys to get upstairs.

1124
01:14:04.815 --> 01:14:07.151
- Are we busted?
- Not yet.

1125
01:14:07.151 --> 01:14:08.444
If the
boys were gonna make it

1126
01:14:08.444 --> 01:14:10.154
to the game room undetected,

1127
01:14:10.154 --> 01:14:13.866
they would have to scale a
giant tree and leap to the roof.

1128
01:14:13.866 --> 01:14:17.244
It was dangerous, but not impossible.

1129
01:14:17.244 --> 01:14:20.289
The only thing holding
them back was Stink.

1130
01:14:20.289 --> 01:14:22.708
Stink doesn't do heights.

1131
01:14:22.708 --> 01:14:25.419
But to all of their surprise,
Stink was the first one

1132
01:14:25.419 --> 01:14:27.045
to look at the tree and say.

1133
01:14:27.045 --> 01:14:29.923
- We climb.
- Can you do it?

1134
01:14:29.923 --> 01:14:31.091
He can do it.

1135
01:14:31.091 --> 01:14:34.219
The boys scaled
the tree in a single file line.

1136
01:14:34.219 --> 01:14:36.430
They were all agile except for Stink,

1137
01:14:36.430 --> 01:14:38.348
who brought up the rear.

1138
01:14:38.348 --> 01:14:41.393
From his position, Stink
saw Stat's mom heading

1139
01:14:41.393 --> 01:14:42.478
for the stairs.

1140
01:14:42.478 --> 01:14:44.480
Your mom is coming upstairs.

1141
01:14:44.480 --> 01:14:47.774
The only thing
that could stall Stats' mom

1142
01:14:47.774 --> 01:14:51.195
was burps and toots, and lucky for Stats,

1143
01:14:51.195 --> 01:14:53.363
he had them in his pocket.

1144
01:14:53.363 --> 01:14:54.656
Stats whipped out his phone

1145
01:14:54.656 --> 01:14:57.367
and cued up the burp and toot track.

1146
01:14:57.367 --> 01:14:58.744
The moment he hit the play button,

1147
01:14:58.744 --> 01:15:01.747
the sounds of burps and
toots filled the house.

1148
01:15:04.708 --> 01:15:08.295
It was enough to stop
Stats' mom in her tracks.

1149
01:15:08.295 --> 01:15:12.049
One by one, the boys leapt
from the tree to the roof.

1150
01:15:12.049 --> 01:15:14.676
Stats and Chip slept in the window,

1151
01:15:14.676 --> 01:15:16.428
and Henry waited for Stink,

1152
01:15:16.428 --> 01:15:19.181
who was stuck at the jumping point.

1153
01:15:19.181 --> 01:15:21.558
- Jump.
- I can't make it.

1154
01:15:21.558 --> 01:15:23.769
Quit thinking and do it!

1155
01:15:23.769 --> 01:15:27.189
Stink closed
his eyes and made the leap.

1156
01:15:28.065 --> 01:15:31.109
Henry was in awe as Stink
flew through the air

1157
01:15:31.109 --> 01:15:33.111
like a fragrant flying squirrel.

1158
01:15:34.029 --> 01:15:37.115
But despite his courage, it looked like he

1159
01:15:37.115 --> 01:15:39.409
was gonna come up just short of the roof

1160
01:15:39.409 --> 01:15:44.373
and land in the bushes
below until out of nowhere,

1161
01:15:44.540 --> 01:15:46.375
Stink released a toot

1162
01:15:48.085 --> 01:15:50.879
that propelled him the
extra distance he needed.

1163
01:15:53.173 --> 01:15:55.926
The boys scurried inside and
stumbled to the game room.

1164
01:16:06.103 --> 01:16:08.146
Oh, come on, Stink.

1165
01:16:27.749 --> 01:16:28.917
- Is it clear?

1166
01:16:29.793 --> 01:16:31.545
It's clear.

1167
01:16:35.507 --> 01:16:39.469
So, was it awesome?

1168
01:16:39.469 --> 01:16:40.554
- We didn't watch it.

1169
01:16:42.014 --> 01:16:44.725
- What? Why?

1170
01:16:44.725 --> 01:16:46.852
What have you guys been doing?

1171
01:16:46.852 --> 01:16:47.728
- Waiting for you.

1172
01:16:49.438 --> 01:16:52.274
Really?

1173
01:16:53.150 --> 01:16:57.654
Well, in that case, who wants
to eat ice cream upstairs

1174
01:16:57.654 --> 01:16:59.114
and not tell Dad?

1175
01:17:14.630 --> 01:17:17.257
- How'd you do it?
- Lots of tears.

1176
01:17:18.467 --> 01:17:19.343
- What'd you get?

1177
01:17:20.802 --> 01:17:23.347
- Grounded for a month
and sentenced to hang out

1178
01:17:23.347 --> 01:17:25.807
around the house with my
brother and his friends.

1179
01:17:27.184 --> 01:17:28.602
- Thanks for covering for us.

1180
01:17:29.895 --> 01:17:30.979
- I could think of worse people

1181
01:17:30.979 --> 01:17:32.522
to hang out with, Henry Hudson.

1182
01:17:45.160 --> 01:17:46.912
- I get maple!
- Yeah.

1183
01:17:51.166 --> 01:17:52.376
- Pass me the sausage rolls.

1184
01:17:52.376 --> 01:17:54.294
- Yeah, I know. Henry gets dibs.

1185
01:17:54.294 --> 01:17:55.545
- What? Why does Henry get dibs?

1186
01:17:55.545 --> 01:17:58.173
- 'Cause last night, he was the man.

1187
01:17:58.173 --> 01:18:01.718
- Yes, he was. Yes, he was.

1188
01:18:01.718 --> 01:18:03.845
- I've never been called the man before.

1189
01:18:04.680 --> 01:18:07.307
This is gonna be in the
moment I get my nickname,

1190
01:18:07.307 --> 01:18:10.143
and the man is a nickname
I can get behind.

1191
01:18:18.819 --> 01:18:21.196
Nice move, Cheese.

1192
01:18:21.196 --> 01:18:24.199
- Henry Cheese.
- Henry Cheese Hudson.

1193
01:18:24.199 --> 01:18:25.617
- Cheese.
- Yeah.

1194
01:18:38.255 --> 01:18:40.757
- Again?
- Rewind it, brother.

1195
01:18:40.757 --> 01:18:43.051
- It's happening. It's really happening.

1196
01:18:43.051 --> 01:18:45.220
Ava Anderson is following me.

1197
01:18:46.138 --> 01:18:47.514
Outgoing.

1198
01:18:49.391 --> 01:18:51.560
- Dude, how can she not like you?

1199
01:18:51.560 --> 01:18:52.728
- I know, right?

1200
01:18:53.854 --> 01:18:56.022
- He may have the manners
of a water buffalo,

1201
01:18:56.022 --> 01:18:58.608
but there's something
that I like about a man

1202
01:18:58.608 --> 01:19:01.570
that could take care of himself.

1203
01:19:22.257 --> 01:19:24.217
- Your son is so cool.

1204
01:19:24.217 --> 01:19:25.093
- Henry?
- Yes!

1205
01:19:26.052 --> 01:19:29.598
He knows more about "The Blue
Shadow" than anybody I know.

1206
01:19:29.598 --> 01:19:31.600
Yeah, he
gets that from his dad.

1207
01:19:33.935 --> 01:19:35.395
And where do you think you're going?

1208
01:19:35.395 --> 01:19:38.940
- I invited the guys for
a sleepover. Is that okay?

1209
01:19:38.940 --> 01:19:39.775
- The guys?

1210
01:19:41.234 --> 01:19:43.236
I mean, I guess, if it's
okay with their parents.

1211
01:19:43.236 --> 01:19:45.071
- We already asked. They said yes.

1212
01:19:45.071 --> 01:19:46.823
- Yeah, they do this all the time.

1213
01:19:46.823 --> 01:19:49.868
- Okay, well we don't have
enough room for all the bikes.

1214
01:19:49.868 --> 01:19:51.787
- That's okay. We'll ride.

1215
01:19:55.415 --> 01:19:56.249
Come on.

1216
01:20:07.302 --> 01:20:08.595
Nice one, Cheese!

1217
01:20:09.846 --> 01:20:13.099
It wasn't the
nickname Henry would have picked,

1218
01:20:13.099 --> 01:20:16.561
but from that day on, Henry Hudson,

1219
01:20:16.561 --> 01:20:19.773
the man who risked his
life for "The Blue Shadow,"

1220
01:20:19.773 --> 01:20:21.817
helped defeat the McGuffin brothers

1221
01:20:22.776 --> 01:20:27.781
and finally made some friends,
became known as Cheese,

1222
01:20:30.951 --> 01:20:32.994
and it never sounded sweeter.

1223
01:20:44.548 --> 01:20:45.590
- I forgot the movie.

1224
01:20:48.426 --> 01:20:49.886
- Classic Cheese.

1225
01:20:58.770 --> 01:21:01.565
fences, scale the yards

1226
01:21:01.565 --> 01:21:03.733
streets, no handlebars

1227
01:21:05.735 --> 01:21:08.613
from bullies and crooks

1228
01:21:20.208 --> 01:21:22.586
don't call our bluff

1229
01:21:41.187 --> 01:21:43.648
it's one for all

1230
01:23:57.490 --> 01:24:00.076
Chris Hoyt is awesome!





