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[airplane overhead]

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[upbeat hip hop music]

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[mumbling]

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[man] All right.
So... save the day... [indistinct]

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All right. All right.
Here we go. Okay.

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Think about the future,
think about...

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The power is in... future.

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- [man] Tommy, let's go!
- ls inside all of us.

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- That's good.
- Let's do this!

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- Get rid of the cheap bike!
- Hold on, I'm coming, I'm coming...

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- Damn it.
- Come on.

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- Tommy.
- I'll take...

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Sorry, sorry. Yeah, I know...

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- Did you have sex last night?
- No, I didn't...

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- I didn't have sex last night.
- I know. But listen, this is important.

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This is the biggest meeting of our lives--

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- I know, I know, I know. I'm-- I'm--
- And you look stressed out,

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and I think you really need
to just go to that conference room

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and just jerk one off.
It will make you operate.

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Like, through the body.

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- I'm not doing this.
- You know what I mean?

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[woman]
Oh, today's a nice day.

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You know, you guys are my best friends.

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I really mean it. Okay, puppies.

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Don't be mean.

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Just come this way. Come on.

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- [dog barking]
- Oh.

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Oh, God. Uh... oh.

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No, that's my leg.

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Come on.

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- Come on. You're gonna go this way.
- [phone ringing]

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- Oh, that's the phone.
- Crazy. Yeah...

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Oh, my God. Oh, no.
Okay. This is him.

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It's him. Oh, God.
This is him.

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[screams]

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[screams]

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Get over here. No.

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Oh, God.

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Come on.

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- Get inside.
- Ooh. Now, where have you been?

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Come, come, come, come, come.
Come. Gonna make this.

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[whistles] Come on. Come on.

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I was walking the dog.

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Right... Okay.

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Nervous energy before the show.

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Yeah... You look like shit.

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[dog whimpers]

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What's wrong with the way I look?

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You're not gonna believe
who called me today.

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I got a call from the fashion house.

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And?

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I didn't listen to it,
because I was a little scared...

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[groans] Okay.
You need to stop being so chickenshit.

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- I just wanted to listen to it with you.
- You can handle more than you think.

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- Okay. Well...
- Give it to me.

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[woman on phone]
Bonjour. I regret to inform you

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<i>that we are declining
to carry your designs.</i>

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<i>We wish you the best of luck
with your future endeavors.</i>

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Au revoir.

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It's okay. There's another message,
there's another one.

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[woman on phone]
Hi, honey. It's Mom.

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<i>I'm trying to send you
that thousand dollars you need--</i>

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Are you borrowing money
from your parents again?

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- I'm such a mess.
- Oh, no, babe...

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- Everything's gone wrong.
- No, you're not a mess.

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You just... You just need
a little bit of TLC.

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- That's all.
- [indistinct]

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Hey, look. You're gonna be great.

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Okay? I'll fix you up.
I'll fix all of this.

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They're gonna love you.
They're gonna love your designs,

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the buyers are going to give you an order

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that'|| transcend
your wildest dreams, yeah?

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- Yeah?
- I don't know. If you say so.

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Okay. All right, love.

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Um, but maybe you should just
have a little shower first.

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<i>[woman on</i> phone] <i>Hello, thank you
for calling Schmiegel Ad Agency.</i>

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- How can <i>I</i> direct your <i>call?</i>
- [phone ringing]

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[man] Tom? One day,
this will all be yours.

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I built this whole empire,

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and my number one achievement to this day,
MOFO Moonshine.

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Look at this art. Look at it.

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"Lick, swallow, and suck.
No limes needed."

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It's like a Picasso ofjizz
that came out of me onto this canvas.

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Yeah.

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[exhales]

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- I cannot do no wrong.
- [door opens]

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He's early, so we are leaving.

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- Now.
- All right.

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Whoa... Whoa, check this out.

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- Holy smokes!
- Hey, hey, wait. No, no, no, no...

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How do you turn this thing on?

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You're gonna break your neck.
Those things are death traps.

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They kill people all the time.
You can't even ride a bike.

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- You're gonna shoot through the roof...
- [doors opening]

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Mr. Johnson,
if you can wait one moment to--

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
No man stands in front of the boss.

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Unless Little Jerry says so.

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[dog whimpers]

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Little Jerry, what do you say?

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[dog whimpers]

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He said it's okay.

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All right.
What do you got, Irene?

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Um, well, we have the projection
all set up for you.

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Come on. Wow me. [chuckles]

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Right. Okay. Well, you know,

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we were thinking to focus on this amazing
innovation you created, and--

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Well, uh, Elon Musk, he has innovation.

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- Next.
- Let's take the future technology

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and make it available
for the consumer today.

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Apple. Smart and affordable. Next.

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[muttering]

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- What do you got?
- Bye-bye.

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"Johnson Jetpacks.
Making the future fun again."

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What did you say?

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"Making the future fun again."

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Well, Mr. Johnson, we're a quarter
of the way into the 21 st century,

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but the future isn't nearly
as cool or wild as we dreamed.

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Until today.

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By making the future fun,
we open the world's imagination.

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- I mean, look at this thing.
- No, I...

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It is a beauty!

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This isn't just a jetpack
that you created.

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It's like a... it's like, uh...

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- A vibrator for the mind.
- Yes!

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It's like a vibrator for your mind.

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And what does the world need
more than vibration right now?

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Nothing. The world needs vibration.

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So why don't you get over here,
just strap on, ride hard,

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and blast off in a Johnson Jetpack?

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Tomorrow...

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is today.

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Idiots...

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You're saying it's like sex?

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Riding them hard and wet?
Tomorrow is today?

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ls that what you're telling me?

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I just wanna apologize, that was--

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It's genius! It's brilliant!

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Where were you hiding this guy?
You got a Don Draper on your team.

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And you, vibrations.
Genius, genius.

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Why do you act so stupid?
And who are you?

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Uh, my name's Tom.

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- Tom.
- Tom,

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you're gonna be the new face
of the Johnson Jetpack.

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Now put that helmet on.
Let me see you in that jetpack.

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- Good, good.
- Uh...

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- Model that baby.
- Uh, okay.

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Oh, I like it.

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I think it's-- I think it's on, man.

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- [powering up]
- I think it's on. Get this off of me.

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Oh... shit.

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[yells] You pushed the wrong button.

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I told you this was stupid.

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[yelling]

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[Mr. Johnson] Excellent!
Watch your head.

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[yelling] Stop!

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Man, that thing's way faster
than I thought it would be.

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- [yelling]
- Oh! That's gotta hurt.

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<i>—</i> [yelling]
<i>'</i> Oh» my gosh!

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What's he doing?

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- [clanging]
- Oh. Good thing he's wearing a helmet.

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[grunting]

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[yelling]

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Fuck you, Ricky!

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- Look out!
- [all yelling]

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Hmm.

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Okay. The finishing touches.

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- All right.
- Don't do too much of that stuff.

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- Okay.
- Okay. Just a little.

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Why is this mascara so clumpy?

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Did it expire?
Does mascara expire?

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I don't know. Honestly,
I don't really care what I look like.

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It's not like I'm trying to get picked up.

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Yeah, because that would be a nightmare.

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Men are a pointless distraction.

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That's kind of the point, babe.

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Speaking of distractions,
I sent Molly out for the night.

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Thank God.
She's a roommate from hell.

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I don't know.
I think that I have enough on.

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Is this... Am I good?
Do I look...

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You look beautiful.

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Honestly, I just really need this to work.

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It's going to be great.

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It's gonna be a hit.

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Those bitches have never looked better.

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- Do you really mean that?
- Yes, I do.

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Okay.

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[sighs] Well, let's go kill it.

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Yeah, let's go kill it.

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And we have Miss Kesha
Rockefeller Jones.

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She will go "boom, boom" in your room

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in a custom jumpsuit
made of authentic jersey polyester.

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ls that my boxed wine?
Someone's gonna have to pay for that.

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Molly? What are you doing here?
[chuckles]

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Tonight is my doggy fashion show.

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I thought you were joking.

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Uh, okay.

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So, Laura, why don't you get
our next doggy model ready?

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And, Molly,
why don't you go to your room?

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Now. We can--
Kind of little busy here.

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I brought Laura a friend.

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Because everyone knows
that she could use a good fuck.

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Okay. That's enough.
Just... go to your room.

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This one's for you.

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- Meet Mateo.
- I'm Matias. He's Mateo.

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[Speaking Spanish]

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Mateo. Ma-tat-o.
Who gives a fuck?

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He's hot and horny,

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and he has hasn't shot a load
in over two weeks.

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Get ready because his dick's gonna be like
a McDonald's milkshake machine.

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[hissing sound]

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[groans]

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Okay. Isn't she a riot?

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Okay. Can you please just leave?

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Yeah.

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Fine.

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I was gonna share,
but since you're being so rude,

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I won't. Come on.

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Where were we? [chuckles]

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[exhales] Are you sure
these people are real buyers?

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Yes. I found them online.
They had great reviews.

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- [belching]
- Huh. Who's the charmer?

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[Laura] He's a Pet Core representative.
Employee of the month.

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- [Georgia] And the cat lady?
- Uh, she's the owner of Feline's Behinds.

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- [Georgia] And... Judas?
- [Laura] Uh, he just showed up.

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Oh, okay.

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- Laura, why don't you get...
- This isn't happening,

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- this isn't happening.
- ...our next doggie model?

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[upbeat music plays]

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[Molly] Yeah, that's my boy, whoo-hoo!

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[laughing, screaming]

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Fuck, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, daddy, hit the spot!

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Oh, fuck!
[moaning]

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- [elephant trumpets]
- [Molly] Oh, yeah!

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- Oh, fuck!
- [slapping]

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Oh, fuck, daddy!
Keep going.

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Keep going. Oh, yeah!

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- Oh, fuck. Slap that ass! Slap it!
- [clattering]

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[moaning] Fuck, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. [moaning]

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Oh, yeah!

243
00:13:26.556 --> 00:13:29.476
- This house needs an exorcism.
- [Molly] Oh! Oh, yeah!

244
00:13:29.559 --> 00:13:32.270
Uh, okay.
Look, look, um, just wait.

245
00:13:32.354 --> 00:13:35.148
The... the... tuxedo.
Tuxedo.

246
00:13:35.232 --> 00:13:39.361
You haven't seen anything yet.
This is the grand finale.

247
00:13:39.444 --> 00:13:43.782
What kind of bridal party would it be
if your little furry friends,

248
00:13:43.865 --> 00:13:47.202
furry friends couldn't
walk down the aisle with them?

249
00:13:47.285 --> 00:13:53.417
You'll say "I do"
to the exquisite designs of Doggie Style.

250
00:13:53.500 --> 00:13:54.710
[Molly moaning]

251
00:13:58.213 --> 00:14:00.549
[sheep bleating]

252
00:14:00.632 --> 00:14:03.719
[elephant trumpets]

253
00:14:03.802 --> 00:14:06.179
Look, I'm just the cashier for Pet Core.

254
00:14:06.263 --> 00:14:08.473
I think I responded
to the wrong ad. Sorry.

255
00:14:08.557 --> 00:14:11.059
Um, do these come in human sizes?

256
00:14:11.143 --> 00:14:14.646
Um, also I need to pee,
where's your litter box? Meow.

257
00:14:14.730 --> 00:14:18.942
Uh, where did you find these morons?

258
00:14:22.529 --> 00:14:24.114
Who's next?

259
00:14:25.699 --> 00:14:28.702
- This was an awful idea.
- Hey, no, no, no, no.

260
00:14:28.785 --> 00:14:31.413
We will come up with a plan, okay?

261
00:14:32.956 --> 00:14:35.500
Speaking of plans,
either of you have a plan B pill?

262
00:14:35.584 --> 00:14:38.503
Mr. Argentina forgot to pull out.

263
00:14:40.130 --> 00:14:46.178
Okay, look, you lazy, selfish,
irresponsible nympho alcoholic.

264
00:14:46.261 --> 00:14:48.263
I am not lazy.

265
00:14:49.389 --> 00:14:53.143
And you look awfully tense.
Wanna fuck?

266
00:14:56.188 --> 00:15:00.567
[sighs] Our roommate is going through
a very difficult time right now.

267
00:15:00.650 --> 00:15:04.654
I think that some words of encouragement
would be very much appreciated.

268
00:15:04.738 --> 00:15:08.241
Sure. Rent's due tomorrow.

269
00:15:08.325 --> 00:15:10.577
[dog barking]

270
00:15:10.660 --> 00:15:12.662
I'm gonna kill her in her sleep.

271
00:15:12.746 --> 00:15:13.830
- [door shuts]
- Hey.

272
00:15:13.914 --> 00:15:15.415
[Car peels off]

273
00:15:18.585 --> 00:15:21.171
Let's have a drink, babe.

274
00:15:21.254 --> 00:15:22.714
We'll get it next time.

275
00:15:23.799 --> 00:15:24.883
Next time.

276
00:15:25.884 --> 00:15:27.886
<i>IJ“</i>

277
00:15:29.471 --> 00:15:32.724
Gold. Something gold.

278
00:15:32.808 --> 00:15:34.351
Gold, uh... Gold, um...

279
00:15:34.434 --> 00:15:36.853
Gold ideas... Gold idea...

280
00:15:44.611 --> 00:15:46.655
Here's your order.

281
00:15:48.490 --> 00:15:50.909
Hey, uh, are you guys hiring?

282
00:15:50.992 --> 00:15:53.120
I've never worked in a food truck before.

283
00:15:53.203 --> 00:15:55.831
Benny...
Benny and the Jetpacks, yup.

284
00:15:55.914 --> 00:15:57.833
That's a good one.
That's a good... That...

285
00:15:57.916 --> 00:15:59.417
We can put some good music to that.

286
00:15:59.501 --> 00:16:02.337
- You want an application?
- I'd... Yeah. Sure. Okay.

287
00:16:02.420 --> 00:16:03.755
Thank you.

288
00:16:03.839 --> 00:16:05.799
Oh, lady, and take one of these.
It'll help you chill out.

289
00:16:07.467 --> 00:16:10.554
Thanks. I guess.

290
00:16:12.556 --> 00:16:14.432
Hey, do you have a pen?

291
00:16:14.516 --> 00:16:17.602
Excuse me, do you have a pen?

292
00:16:17.686 --> 00:16:21.940
[sighs] Nobody has a pen. Great.

293
00:16:22.023 --> 00:16:23.483
I have a pen if you...

294
00:16:23.567 --> 00:16:25.652
don't mind red.

295
00:16:25.735 --> 00:16:27.737
I love red.

296
00:16:27.821 --> 00:16:29.823
- Thanks.
- Uh, here.

297
00:16:29.906 --> 00:16:32.117
- ls this lingerie?
- No, I got it. Don't...

298
00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:33.243
Don't worry about it.

299
00:16:33.326 --> 00:16:36.454
- They're tutus.
- Tutus for dogs. Wow.

300
00:16:36.538 --> 00:16:37.539
I'm a designer.

301
00:16:37.622 --> 00:16:39.207
- Really?
- Yeah.

302
00:16:40.208 --> 00:16:41.918
That's pretty, uh...

303
00:16:42.002 --> 00:16:43.378
- Kind of stupid.
- ...brilliant.

304
00:16:45.255 --> 00:16:47.299
- You really think so?
- Yeah. Yeah.

305
00:16:47.382 --> 00:16:49.634
I mean, can I buy one from you?

306
00:16:49.718 --> 00:16:51.052
Do you have a dog?

307
00:16:51.136 --> 00:16:52.846
I don't...
No, I don't have a dog.

308
00:16:54.306 --> 00:16:56.474
Yeah, I'd probably
fit it around one of my legs.

309
00:16:56.558 --> 00:16:58.560
[both laughing]

310
00:17:00.103 --> 00:17:02.606
That is the first time
I've smiled in over a week.

311
00:17:02.689 --> 00:17:04.608
Well, you have a nice smile.

312
00:17:04.691 --> 00:17:07.485
- No, I don't.
- Yeah, you do.

313
00:17:08.486 --> 00:17:10.906
No one wants to buy any of my designs.

314
00:17:12.324 --> 00:17:14.409
Well, I mean, I...
I work in advertising.

315
00:17:14.492 --> 00:17:16.995
I can help you come up
with some new stuff maybe and...

316
00:17:17.078 --> 00:17:18.705
Over dinner or, uh...

317
00:17:20.540 --> 00:17:23.585
Okay. But it...
As long as it's not a date.

318
00:17:23.668 --> 00:17:26.129
What, you got something against...

319
00:17:26.213 --> 00:17:27.464
- against dating dudes?
- No.

320
00:17:27.547 --> 00:17:29.799
I just told myself
I'm not gonna date anybody

321
00:17:29.883 --> 00:17:32.135
until I make
my first business transaction.

322
00:17:32.219 --> 00:17:34.387
Oh, well, then we...
We gotta get on this.

323
00:17:34.471 --> 00:17:35.764
- Yeah.
- Time's wasting.

324
00:17:41.394 --> 00:17:42.562
Poodle skirts.

325
00:17:42.646 --> 00:17:44.272
Poodle skirts for poodles.

326
00:17:44.356 --> 00:17:47.859
- Okay, you got some good ideas.
- Right? Rottweilers in leather.

327
00:17:47.943 --> 00:17:49.236
Leather jackets around their butts.

328
00:17:50.403 --> 00:17:51.613
[laughing]

329
00:17:53.240 --> 00:17:56.326
<i>[Tom] It was electric from the day we met.</i>

330
00:17:56.409 --> 00:17:58.161
<i>Thanks to everyone for coming</i>

331
00:17:58.245 --> 00:18:01.539
and spending some time with us
before the big day.

332
00:18:01.623 --> 00:18:05.293
We're really looking forward
to the trip with both families.

333
00:18:05.377 --> 00:18:06.878
I've never been happier.

334
00:18:08.171 --> 00:18:10.548
Thank you so much for saying yes, Laura.

335
00:18:10.632 --> 00:18:12.842
Of course. That was beautiful.

336
00:18:13.843 --> 00:18:15.971
[woman] That was beautiful.
Thank you so much.

337
00:18:16.054 --> 00:18:18.473
Hey, did everybody get enough to eat?

338
00:18:18.556 --> 00:18:19.557
- Oh, yeah.
- It was good.

339
00:18:19.641 --> 00:18:20.892
- I could use...
- It was good. Thank you.

340
00:18:20.976 --> 00:18:22.560
- ...another one of these.
- [woman] You guys are adorable.

341
00:18:22.644 --> 00:18:24.980
[Laura] I'm so happy to be
joining your family,

342
00:18:25.063 --> 00:18:26.231
- Mr. and Mrs. Rothstein.
- [yawns]

343
00:18:26.314 --> 00:18:28.024
[Mr. Rothstein]
Always a pleasure.

344
00:18:28.108 --> 00:18:29.859
- [Laura] Ahem.
- I'm sorry. It's jetlag.

345
00:18:34.614 --> 00:18:37.367
[woman] Oh, what's the matter, Lance?

346
00:18:37.450 --> 00:18:40.120
[Lance] Nothing.
I'm really happy for you two.

347
00:18:40.203 --> 00:18:41.579
But can I ask?

348
00:18:41.663 --> 00:18:43.331
Why do we all have to fly down

349
00:18:43.415 --> 00:18:46.418
to this Caribbean hellhole
for these nuptials?

350
00:18:46.501 --> 00:18:48.461
Why not have them at home?
Why not Canada?

351
00:18:48.545 --> 00:18:50.005
Lance, you're not even Canadian.

352
00:18:50.088 --> 00:18:52.674
[all grumbling]

353
00:18:52.757 --> 00:18:54.676
Lance, what's wrong with you?

354
00:18:54.759 --> 00:18:56.970
- Don't you know where you're from?
- Ricky, please shut up.

355
00:18:57.053 --> 00:18:59.097
Oh, you hadn't heard?

356
00:18:59.180 --> 00:19:00.765
I'm an orphan.

357
00:19:00.849 --> 00:19:02.017
[Laura]
Oh, here we go.

358
00:19:02.100 --> 00:19:03.852
I didn't know you were adopted.

359
00:19:03.935 --> 00:19:05.603
Oh, that's true. I'm an orphan.

360
00:19:05.687 --> 00:19:08.690
All I ever really wanted
was to be taken in...

361
00:19:08.773 --> 00:19:10.692
- [phone ringing]
- ...by a kind family and then finally...

362
00:19:10.775 --> 00:19:11.943
[man on phone] Manfred? Manfred...

363
00:19:12.027 --> 00:19:14.571
...these loving parents
came along and adopted me

364
00:19:14.654 --> 00:19:16.990
because they couldn't have
children on their own.

365
00:19:17.073 --> 00:19:18.199
It's... It's true.

366
00:19:18.283 --> 00:19:19.534
[groans]

367
00:19:19.617 --> 00:19:21.745
Until they did have a real kid, right?

368
00:19:21.828 --> 00:19:23.705
They were finally able to conceive

369
00:19:23.788 --> 00:19:27.751
and they had the miracle biological child,
the golden girl,

370
00:19:27.834 --> 00:19:31.588
and she just kind of, I don't know,
just took up all the love

371
00:19:31.671 --> 00:19:34.841
and old Lance just kind of got
lost in the shuffle.

372
00:19:36.634 --> 00:19:39.262
- The hell am I missing here?
- My life.

373
00:19:39.346 --> 00:19:42.265
- Well, that's nice.
- Okay. Well...

374
00:19:42.349 --> 00:19:44.184
You sound successful.

375
00:19:44.267 --> 00:19:48.688
- Wow. It's so soft.
- Sherry, Manfred, Lexi, thank you.

376
00:19:48.772 --> 00:19:53.651
And to your son, Tom,
I'd just like to say, uh,

377
00:19:53.735 --> 00:19:58.323
son, if you break her heart,
I'll kill you.

378
00:20:06.748 --> 00:20:08.583
That's a joke. It's just a joke.

379
00:20:08.666 --> 00:20:10.585
- [laughing]
- Good speech.

380
00:20:11.711 --> 00:20:14.589
- He's joking, he's joking. It's a joke.
- It's such a funny joke.

381
00:20:19.094 --> 00:20:21.096
[upbeat music]

382
00:20:30.688 --> 00:20:32.649
Hi, super cute couple.

383
00:20:32.732 --> 00:20:35.610
Can I offer you
a pre-wedding trip beverage?

384
00:20:35.693 --> 00:20:37.028
Actually, I had a question.

385
00:20:37.112 --> 00:20:38.780
Um, when I was coming onto the plane,

386
00:20:38.863 --> 00:20:41.825
somebody was telling me
about, urn, a Club Mile High,

387
00:20:41.908 --> 00:20:44.536
and I was wondering if...

388
00:20:44.619 --> 00:20:48.957
um, is that like a credit card thing
where you have to sign up or do you, um...

389
00:20:49.040 --> 00:20:52.168
Do you get extra miles from that? Is it...

390
00:20:54.379 --> 00:20:56.339
[flight attendant chuckles]

391
00:20:57.507 --> 00:21:00.218
Rude... Rude people on this plane...
Hey, baby, hey.

392
00:21:00.301 --> 00:21:01.636
- What happened?
- Nothing...

393
00:21:01.719 --> 00:21:03.304
I'm just checking.
Are you... You okay?

394
00:21:03.388 --> 00:21:06.224
You... you seem like
you were just like zoned out.

395
00:21:06.307 --> 00:21:09.477
[exhales sharply] Not... not really, no.

396
00:21:09.561 --> 00:21:11.896
Yeah, what's...
What's going on?

397
00:21:11.980 --> 00:21:14.858
- I just feel anxious and I...
- Oh, the flight?

398
00:21:14.941 --> 00:21:16.443
No, it's just the wedding.

399
00:21:16.526 --> 00:21:18.403
I... I just wanna make sure
everybody has fun.

400
00:21:18.486 --> 00:21:19.946
I just want this to be great.

401
00:21:20.029 --> 00:21:22.991
Babe, it's gonna be fantastic.
We prepped...

402
00:21:23.074 --> 00:21:24.826
- Okay.
- ...the shit out of this wedding.

403
00:21:24.909 --> 00:21:26.494
Okay. Just keep telling me that.
I need to hear it.

404
00:21:26.578 --> 00:21:28.246
We prepped the shit out of this wedding.
Say it with me.

405
00:21:28.329 --> 00:21:29.622
- We prepped the shit...
- Prepped the shit

406
00:21:29.706 --> 00:21:31.040
out of this wedding, yeah.

407
00:21:31.124 --> 00:21:32.292
- Okay.
- Yeah, we're good.

408
00:21:32.375 --> 00:21:33.918
Okay. Thanks, babe.
I feel better.

409
00:21:34.002 --> 00:21:35.753
- Great. Now just...
- I feel... I'm just gonna try to sleep.

410
00:21:35.837 --> 00:21:39.090
- Great. Just relax and...
- Okay.

411
00:21:50.310 --> 00:21:52.270
[clears throat]

412
00:21:52.353 --> 00:21:54.230
Do you wanna move over one?

413
00:21:55.565 --> 00:21:57.817
No, I really like the middle seat.

414
00:21:57.901 --> 00:22:00.653
Okay. I need you to take
your hand off my leg.

415
00:22:00.737 --> 00:22:02.530
- That's your leg?
- Yes.

416
00:22:02.614 --> 00:22:03.865
Do you moisturize it?

417
00:22:04.949 --> 00:22:06.701
I need you to remove your hand,

418
00:22:06.784 --> 00:22:10.330
or I'm going to show you
why my favorite movie is <i>Rocky!</i>

419
00:22:10.413 --> 00:22:12.207
Jesus.

420
00:22:13.291 --> 00:22:14.501
Hey.

421
00:22:32.519 --> 00:22:33.853
[seat creaking]

422
00:22:42.195 --> 00:22:43.905
- [grunting]
- [banging]

423
00:22:49.911 --> 00:22:51.579
It's just turbulence.

424
00:22:54.207 --> 00:22:56.334
- [banging]
- [Ricky] Ricky doesn't care.

425
00:22:56.417 --> 00:22:57.794
[grunting]

426
00:22:59.921 --> 00:23:03.633
- [pig squealing]
- [Ricky] Oh, shit, you broke my nose!

427
00:23:03.716 --> 00:23:05.051
- [bell dings]
- [Ricky] Damn it.

428
00:23:05.134 --> 00:23:07.136
[woman <i>on</i> PA] <i>Ladies and gentlemen,
due to severe weather,</i>

429
00:23:07.220 --> 00:23:09.639
<i>we're being rerouted
to the island of Jamaica.</i>

430
00:23:09.722 --> 00:23:11.766
<i>Cabin crew, prepare for landing.</i>

431
00:23:21.276 --> 00:23:22.735
Babe...

432
00:23:22.819 --> 00:23:26.614
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Uh... put your seatbelt on.

433
00:23:27.615 --> 00:23:29.701
- We're here?
- We're close.

434
00:23:29.784 --> 00:23:32.537
Okay. Okay.

435
00:23:32.620 --> 00:23:34.622
[airplane overhead]

436
00:23:38.626 --> 00:23:39.836
[woman <i>on</i> PA] <i>Until further notice,</i>

437
00:23:39.919 --> 00:23:43.423
<i>all flights to the Bahamas are cancelled
due to severe weather.</i>

438
00:23:43.506 --> 00:23:46.843
We're supposed to be
getting married in four days.

439
00:23:46.926 --> 00:23:48.803
Babe, it's gonna be fine, okay?
We're gonna get--

440
00:23:48.886 --> 00:23:50.013
How are we gonna find a resort?

441
00:23:50.096 --> 00:23:52.390
I'm... I'll... I'll take care of it.
It's just gonna be a minor hurdle.

442
00:23:52.473 --> 00:23:54.517
- There's no way.
- I think this is very exciting.

443
00:23:54.601 --> 00:23:56.185
Yeah. And pretty scary, eh?

444
00:23:56.269 --> 00:23:58.187
Representative, please.

445
00:23:58.271 --> 00:24:01.691
[woman <i>on</i> phone] <i>Your call
is very important to us. Please...</i>

446
00:24:01.774 --> 00:24:03.568
- Get our flights figured out.
- No, no... it's gonna be okay.

447
00:24:03.651 --> 00:24:05.570
It's gonna be great. Okay?
And I'm gonna get a hotel for us,

448
00:24:05.653 --> 00:24:06.863
and we're gonna...
I'm gonna find...

449
00:24:06.946 --> 00:24:08.656
I didn't pack...
[mumbling]

450
00:24:15.038 --> 00:24:17.123
- Yeah, mon.
- No seeds and stems, all right?

451
00:24:17.206 --> 00:24:18.583
No guarantees, mon.

452
00:24:18.666 --> 00:24:21.210
Come on, dude, hook me up, hook me up.

453
00:24:21.294 --> 00:24:23.671
<i>S In the government yard in Trenchtown S</i>

454
00:24:27.050 --> 00:24:29.552
Oh, what happened to your nose?

455
00:24:29.636 --> 00:24:32.555
Hey, mon! Welcome to my island.

456
00:24:32.639 --> 00:24:35.767
I am a Rasta Man, a native of Jamaica.

457
00:24:35.850 --> 00:24:37.477
I'm sorry, could you just give us...
Give us one second, sorry.

458
00:24:37.560 --> 00:24:39.979
You like the weed?
You like them girls?

459
00:24:40.063 --> 00:24:42.649
No, we... We just had
an emergency land here,

460
00:24:42.732 --> 00:24:44.192
we're trying to look
for a hotel for my family.

461
00:24:44.275 --> 00:24:47.987
- So, can you just like--
- Yeah, mon. This is fit, my friend.

462
00:24:48.071 --> 00:24:51.532
Real talk, uh, my name is Ira Goldstein,
I'm actually from Long Island.

463
00:24:51.616 --> 00:24:53.242
I work for a hotel in Negril,

464
00:24:53.326 --> 00:24:56.245
and I can get you guys
a great deal, five-star resort.

465
00:24:56.329 --> 00:24:58.247
- We're talking beautiful pools...
- [Ricky] Yeah.

466
00:24:58.331 --> 00:25:01.376
- ...hot tubs, luxurious rooms.
- Wow.

467
00:25:01.459 --> 00:25:02.460
- Yeah. Yeah?
- Hot tub, pool?

468
00:25:02.543 --> 00:25:05.046
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
You guys... You guys do weddings?

469
00:25:05.129 --> 00:25:08.758
We do it all, mon, all inclusive.

470
00:25:08.841 --> 00:25:10.843
[upbeat music playing]

471
00:25:35.576 --> 00:25:36.828
What?

472
00:25:36.911 --> 00:25:40.289
Nothing, mon. You look good, is all.
Real good, mon.

473
00:25:42.291 --> 00:25:44.460
Oh, I'm sorry, uh, I'm not...

474
00:25:44.544 --> 00:25:48.339
Oh, I'm not into you in that way,
uh, I'm not gay or anything.

475
00:25:48.423 --> 00:25:50.299
Not... Not that I have any problem
with anybody who is gay.

476
00:25:50.383 --> 00:25:52.760
It's just I tried it out once
before I got married,

477
00:25:52.844 --> 00:25:55.763
and it just really wasn't for me,
you know what I mean?

478
00:25:55.847 --> 00:25:58.891
Me and my wife Lakesha, mon,
we're gonna open up

479
00:25:58.975 --> 00:26:02.478
the most beautiful dry cleaner
right here in Negril.

480
00:26:02.562 --> 00:26:05.064
See, so it's
sort of a family business, mon.

481
00:26:05.148 --> 00:26:07.859
We're gonna call it
Jamaican Ass Do Your Laundry.

482
00:26:07.942 --> 00:26:11.696
We do all your dirty laundry.
Yeah, mon.

483
00:26:13.781 --> 00:26:15.783
[upbeat music continues]

484
00:26:21.998 --> 00:26:25.626
Welcome to Hedonism ll,
where all your dreams come true.

485
00:26:28.212 --> 00:26:30.631
Winston, I need you to take over,
I got to take a poop.

486
00:26:32.467 --> 00:26:33.968
Welcome, friends.

487
00:26:34.051 --> 00:26:36.763
I'm glad you made it
safely through the storm.

488
00:26:36.846 --> 00:26:38.014
My name is Winston and--

489
00:26:38.097 --> 00:26:39.932
We... We've had a very long day.

490
00:26:40.016 --> 00:26:41.517
Ira said our rooms would be ready.

491
00:26:42.518 --> 00:26:44.729
Sorry, we're just really tired, eh.

492
00:26:44.812 --> 00:26:47.440
- And a little emotional.
- Where's the bar?

493
00:26:51.819 --> 00:26:53.821
[upbeat music plays]

494
00:27:01.621 --> 00:27:03.247
- [Mama McGursky] Papa?
- [Papa] Hmm?

495
00:27:03.331 --> 00:27:07.418
Our daughter is only getting
married once... I hope.

496
00:27:07.502 --> 00:27:10.546
And if you wanna sit back,
relax, and massage those toes,

497
00:27:10.630 --> 00:27:11.798
you deserve it.

498
00:27:11.881 --> 00:27:16.302
No, no, no. We deserve it, Mama.

499
00:27:16.385 --> 00:27:19.180
Should I slip into something
more comfortable?

500
00:27:19.263 --> 00:27:21.516
Ooh, I like that idea.

501
00:27:21.599 --> 00:27:23.518
This was my mama's muumuu.

502
00:27:23.601 --> 00:27:25.686
I always liked your mama, eh?

503
00:27:25.770 --> 00:27:28.606
- [laughing] I'll be back.
- [laughing]

504
00:27:42.370 --> 00:27:44.288
Not bad.

505
00:27:44.372 --> 00:27:45.790
Not bad at all.

506
00:27:47.208 --> 00:27:48.209
Hmm.

507
00:27:49.585 --> 00:27:51.587
- [upbeat music]
- [people chattering]

508
00:27:54.382 --> 00:27:56.509
[Ricky] Ooh, jackpot.

509
00:27:57.510 --> 00:27:58.928
Hey, blondie, where you going?

510
00:27:59.011 --> 00:28:00.680
I'm going back to my room.
What are you doing?

511
00:28:01.764 --> 00:28:04.308
Can ljoin you?

512
00:28:04.392 --> 00:28:05.852
Sure.

513
00:28:05.935 --> 00:28:08.354
- Are you sure?
- Why not?

514
00:28:08.437 --> 00:28:11.607
- Me? Really?
- Yeah.

515
00:28:11.691 --> 00:28:13.025
- Let's go.
- Okay.

516
00:28:13.109 --> 00:28:15.820
- Are you sure?
- Are you gonna take good care of me?

517
00:28:15.903 --> 00:28:17.989
I mean, this isn't a prank, is it?

518
00:28:21.617 --> 00:28:24.829
Baby, I am the luckiest guy in the world.

519
00:28:24.912 --> 00:28:28.916
Tell me about it. Maybe we should
just stay here for the rest of vacation.

520
00:28:29.000 --> 00:28:30.751
So down.

521
00:28:30.835 --> 00:28:33.754
Hey, look, I know that this,
you know, isn't what we planned,

522
00:28:33.838 --> 00:28:36.173
and I know the past few days have been
an emotional rollerooaster,

523
00:28:36.257 --> 00:28:37.258
to say the least.

524
00:28:37.341 --> 00:28:40.595
But I promise you, you're gonna have
the wedding of your dreams, okay?

525
00:28:40.678 --> 00:28:42.847
- You do?
- Yeah.

526
00:28:42.930 --> 00:28:44.599
I have a really good feeling
about this place.

527
00:28:45.600 --> 00:28:49.395
Okay. I know it's not
what we planned, but...

528
00:28:49.478 --> 00:28:50.980
I trust you.

529
00:28:51.063 --> 00:28:54.233
- I love you.
- I love you,

530
00:28:54.317 --> 00:28:58.195
- Mr. McGursky-Fairfax Rothstein.
- Oh, no, no, no.

531
00:28:58.279 --> 00:29:00.740
It's Mr. Fairfax Rothstein-McGursky
if we're gonna do that.

532
00:29:00.823 --> 00:29:03.034
Oh, well, looks like you have
some convincing to do.

533
00:29:03.117 --> 00:29:04.911
I don't think so. Okay.

534
00:29:05.995 --> 00:29:07.997
<i>IJ“</i>

535
00:29:27.808 --> 00:29:29.560
This is where you'll be married...

536
00:29:31.228 --> 00:29:33.481
on your very special day.

537
00:29:33.564 --> 00:29:35.066
What do you think?

538
00:29:36.233 --> 00:29:37.777
We love it.

539
00:29:37.860 --> 00:29:39.695
Wonderful.

540
00:29:41.697 --> 00:29:43.032
[birds chirping]

541
00:29:45.993 --> 00:29:48.245
[Mama McGursky] Look at these trees!

542
00:29:48.329 --> 00:29:50.539
This place is paradise!

543
00:29:50.623 --> 00:29:52.291
[Papa] They all look the same.

544
00:29:52.375 --> 00:29:55.002
- You all right there, Papa?
- Right behind you, Mama.

545
00:29:55.086 --> 00:29:57.171
- Exactly where I like you.
- [laughing]

546
00:29:57.254 --> 00:29:58.839
I trained you well.

547
00:29:58.923 --> 00:30:00.967
- Oh, oh! [shushing]
- What is it? What is it?

548
00:30:01.050 --> 00:30:02.301
[chirping]

549
00:30:02.385 --> 00:30:04.011
Do you know what that is?

550
00:30:04.095 --> 00:30:06.055
- What is it?
- If I'm right,

551
00:30:06.138 --> 00:30:08.140
the girls at Sim0ns0n's
Portage Trail Nature Club

552
00:30:08.224 --> 00:30:09.684
are gonna be green with envy.

553
00:30:09.767 --> 00:30:12.687
I think
that's a Lesser Antilles bullfinch.

554
00:30:12.770 --> 00:30:14.772
- The less... The lesser?
- The lesser.

555
00:30:14.855 --> 00:30:17.108
The only species of bird

556
00:30:17.191 --> 00:30:20.778
where the female eats her mate
after she copulates.

557
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:24.782
- [shushing] Oh.
- What's that?

558
00:30:24.865 --> 00:30:25.866
[birds screaming]

559
00:30:27.618 --> 00:30:29.036
Yes.

560
00:30:32.289 --> 00:30:33.791
[exclaiming]

561
00:30:33.874 --> 00:30:36.585
<i>_</i> Oh, oh, you okay?
<i>‘</i> Yes! .

562
00:30:36.669 --> 00:30:39.672
- [chuckles]
- Oh, bird spunk!

563
00:30:39.755 --> 00:30:41.716
- [laughs]
- Nice.

564
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:42.967
A souvenir!

565
00:30:43.050 --> 00:30:44.468
[Papa laughs] Oh, <i>yeah.</i>

566
00:30:44.552 --> 00:30:46.721
[Mama <i>McGursky] Betty Jean Davidson
can't top that.</i>

567
00:30:46.804 --> 00:30:48.806
[Tom] All right.
Close your eyes, keep them closed.

568
00:30:50.975 --> 00:30:53.144
You're... You're...
Don't ruin the surprise.

569
00:30:53.227 --> 00:30:55.479
All right. Here we go.
All right. Open your mouth, give me...

570
00:30:55.563 --> 00:30:56.564
Give me a little tongue.

571
00:30:58.524 --> 00:31:00.359
And, okay, what do you...
What do you think of that one?

572
00:31:00.443 --> 00:31:01.986
- So good.
- Right?

573
00:31:02.069 --> 00:31:03.195
- So good.
- Yeah.

574
00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:04.613
- So, now--
- That's the one.

575
00:31:04.697 --> 00:31:06.407
No, no, no, you gotta try more,
you gotta try them all.

576
00:31:06.490 --> 00:31:08.034
- Oh, my gosh.
- All right.

577
00:31:08.117 --> 00:31:09.577
[laughing]

578
00:31:09.660 --> 00:31:12.997
All right. What do you
think of that one? Oh.

579
00:31:13.080 --> 00:31:14.165
Okay.

580
00:31:14.248 --> 00:31:17.168
That one's really good, too.
Did you try that one?

581
00:31:18.502 --> 00:31:19.503
What?

582
00:31:28.971 --> 00:31:30.765
[soft grunt]

583
00:31:30.848 --> 00:31:32.641
I think...
I think it's a Caribbean thing.

584
00:31:34.060 --> 00:31:35.436
Yeah. It's the...

585
00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:37.897
Probably the only person
like that we're gonna see.

586
00:31:37.980 --> 00:31:40.441
She probably...
She's a native, I think.

587
00:31:51.202 --> 00:31:53.329
Okay. Okay.

588
00:31:53.412 --> 00:31:56.582
Mr. Manfred, sir.
How you doing, mon?

589
00:31:56.665 --> 00:31:57.750
Bloody Mary, please.

590
00:31:57.833 --> 00:32:01.420
Look, I know you're a very busy man,
you're here on vacation with your family,

591
00:32:01.504 --> 00:32:05.216
but I would love to schedule some time
to talk about my business proposal.

592
00:32:05.299 --> 00:32:07.676
Open up the dry cleaning
here on the island.

593
00:32:07.760 --> 00:32:10.721
Get this, one-hour dry cleaning.

594
00:32:10.805 --> 00:32:13.099
Well, hello, handsome.

595
00:32:13.182 --> 00:32:15.810
Sorry, I'm, uh, I'm actually
married, I don't swing.

596
00:32:15.893 --> 00:32:19.480
- I love me a silver fox.
- We'll talk, Mr. Manfred.

597
00:32:19.563 --> 00:32:21.315
What's your name?

598
00:32:21.398 --> 00:32:23.859
[Mr. Manfred] What's a silver fox?
I'm sorry, do we know each other?

599
00:32:24.860 --> 00:32:27.863
[pop music playing]

600
00:32:39.917 --> 00:32:43.379
- Hi, darling.
- Hi, ladies.

601
00:32:45.464 --> 00:32:47.299
[Mama McGursky sighs]

602
00:32:47.383 --> 00:32:50.261
You know, it's been years since I've had
a professional massage.

603
00:32:51.554 --> 00:32:55.766
Not quite sure how I feel about another
man's hands running all over my body.

604
00:32:55.850 --> 00:32:59.854
I think Papa would prefer it
if I had a lady.

605
00:32:59.937 --> 00:33:01.438
Where's the fun in that?

606
00:33:01.522 --> 00:33:04.775
Uh, when's the last time
your husband gave you a proper massage?

607
00:33:04.859 --> 00:33:06.235
You know, you're right.

608
00:33:06.318 --> 00:33:09.113
Papa usually just likes
to get right to it.

609
00:33:09.196 --> 00:33:12.158
Last time your father used his mouth
for anything other than--

610
00:33:12.241 --> 00:33:13.617
- Morn, come on.
- Yes, dear, you're right.

611
00:33:13.701 --> 00:33:16.036
- That's too much information.
- No! Too much. Uh-uh.

612
00:33:16.120 --> 00:33:17.246
I'm sorry. Yes, you're right.
You're right.

613
00:33:17.329 --> 00:33:18.539
- No.
- I apologize. I don't--

614
00:33:18.622 --> 00:33:21.709
I just hope that my masseur has,
like, strong hands, you know.

615
00:33:21.792 --> 00:33:23.794
[upbeat music]

616
00:33:57.953 --> 00:34:01.749
Hello. Are you ladies ready?

617
00:34:02.750 --> 00:34:05.669
[Mama McGursky] Oh... oh.

618
00:34:06.962 --> 00:34:08.422
Take that off. Take that ring off.

619
00:34:09.882 --> 00:34:12.426
Oh, my God, yes.

620
00:34:12.509 --> 00:34:13.761
[man] Uh-huh.

621
00:34:13.844 --> 00:34:15.221
Mmm...

622
00:34:22.853 --> 00:34:24.230
[moans]

623
00:34:24.313 --> 00:34:27.233
Uh-huh.

624
00:34:27.316 --> 00:34:29.526
- [moans]
- Mm-hm.

625
00:34:31.862 --> 00:34:33.572
That's great. Yeah.

626
00:34:36.200 --> 00:34:37.868
Mmm...

627
00:34:37.952 --> 00:34:39.245
You know, my family's here.

628
00:34:39.328 --> 00:34:41.288
I didn't realize
how stressful it was gonna be.

629
00:34:41.372 --> 00:34:45.251
[chuckles] Family is just
so boring, you know.

630
00:34:45.334 --> 00:34:48.796
Why bring family?
You should choose your friends.

631
00:34:48.879 --> 00:34:53.092
And I tell you what,
I can be your little friend.

632
00:34:55.511 --> 00:34:57.263
You know, actually,
I'm really excited, though,

633
00:34:57.346 --> 00:35:00.349
I can't wait to move on with Torn.

634
00:35:00.432 --> 00:35:03.143
I mean, I'm in it for life.
I'm excited.

635
00:35:03.227 --> 00:35:04.645
I can't wait, either.

636
00:35:04.728 --> 00:35:08.524
You see, uh, sometimes
the unexpected detours in life

637
00:35:08.607 --> 00:35:13.028
make the greatest adventure.

638
00:35:14.029 --> 00:35:15.322
That's a little low, sir.

639
00:35:15.406 --> 00:35:18.826
You were booked for the full package.

640
00:35:18.909 --> 00:35:21.036
- I'm getting married.
- I know.

641
00:35:21.120 --> 00:35:22.955
Congratulations.

642
00:35:24.290 --> 00:35:26.000
- [chuckles]
- [screams]

643
00:35:26.083 --> 00:35:29.503
This is not what I meant
by full package!

644
00:35:29.586 --> 00:35:31.672
[indistinct]
I'm sorry for the bad touch!

645
00:35:32.798 --> 00:35:35.134
Well, that got weird quick.

646
00:35:35.217 --> 00:35:36.719
- I know, right?
- [door opens]

647
00:35:36.802 --> 00:35:37.886
- [Mama McGursky] Get out!
- Okay.

648
00:35:37.970 --> 00:35:40.431
Nobody touches
the honey pot but Papa Bear!

649
00:35:40.514 --> 00:35:42.057
[man]
That is one crazy white woman.

650
00:35:42.141 --> 00:35:45.978
Ah, just what the doctor ordered.
What are you looking at?

651
00:35:46.061 --> 00:35:48.522
- Yes, yes, yes.
- [Laura] Morn?

652
00:35:48.605 --> 00:35:51.066
Oh, my God, what kind of a resort is this?

653
00:35:51.150 --> 00:35:53.402
[Mama McGursky]
I don't know, but I love it.

654
00:35:53.485 --> 00:35:56.655
Hey, where's the ocean?
That's what I'm talking about.

655
00:35:56.739 --> 00:36:00.409
Yay, get a little pina colada.
Pursue pleasure, indeed.

656
00:36:00.492 --> 00:36:01.869
<i>[Laura] A swingers resort, Tom?</i>

657
00:36:01.952 --> 00:36:03.704
There is no way this is gonna work.

658
00:36:03.787 --> 00:36:07.166
We don't have food, flowers,
the little doily things for the table.

659
00:36:07.249 --> 00:36:09.209
Did you see that guy?
He was like a dick with teeth!

660
00:36:09.293 --> 00:36:12.296
So, is this what's it like
in your big American cities, then?

661
00:36:12.379 --> 00:36:13.672
No, it's Jamaica, man.

662
00:36:13.756 --> 00:36:15.215
Fortunately, I'm not a prude,

663
00:36:15.299 --> 00:36:17.051
because everything
around here is having sex,

664
00:36:17.134 --> 00:36:19.345
especially the birds. [chuckles]

665
00:36:19.428 --> 00:36:23.015
Well, this place is paradise!

666
00:36:23.098 --> 00:36:25.642
Lance, my boy.
How was your trip in, son?

667
00:36:25.726 --> 00:36:26.894
Pretty good. Pretty good.

668
00:36:26.977 --> 00:36:28.187
- Hi, Lance.
- Hi, Morn.

669
00:36:28.270 --> 00:36:32.149
Oh, where are we?
This is the... [indistinct]

670
00:36:32.232 --> 00:36:35.652
I'm sorry, I'm just a little confused.
Why is everybody so upset?

671
00:36:35.736 --> 00:36:37.905
I mean, what's going on?
I mean, how happy are we

672
00:36:37.988 --> 00:36:40.616
that we're not up in Manitoba
for this wedding, right?

673
00:36:44.161 --> 00:36:46.997
I'm getting married at a swingers resort.

674
00:36:50.501 --> 00:36:53.087
[Lance] A swingers resort,
like a nudist colony?

675
00:36:53.170 --> 00:36:54.922
What... are you kidding me?

676
00:36:55.005 --> 00:36:57.674
All right, this all goes back to Tom.
This is Tom's fault.

677
00:36:57.758 --> 00:37:00.969
This is a nudist colony?
You're sick, buddy!

678
00:37:01.053 --> 00:37:05.015
All right. Everybody just calm down,
let's figure out a plan B.

679
00:37:05.099 --> 00:37:06.642
[sighs]

680
00:37:06.725 --> 00:37:09.478
- [man humming]
- [knocking at door]

681
00:37:09.561 --> 00:37:11.230
- Yup.
- Hi, there.

682
00:37:11.313 --> 00:37:13.190
I'm Lance,
are you the manager of this place?

683
00:37:13.273 --> 00:37:16.652
Absolutely. Make yourself comfortable,
take your jacket off.

684
00:37:16.735 --> 00:37:18.737
Okay, thank you.

685
00:37:18.821 --> 00:37:20.823
[groans] Thanks.

686
00:37:20.906 --> 00:37:22.449
Hey, while you're at it, go ahead
and take your pants off, too.

687
00:37:22.533 --> 00:37:25.077
- I'm sorry?
- If you want.

688
00:37:25.160 --> 00:37:27.579
My Pants?

689
00:37:27.663 --> 00:37:29.331
Well, I'm okay, thanks.

690
00:37:29.415 --> 00:37:31.208
[clears throat]

691
00:37:32.292 --> 00:37:33.669
How can I help you, Larry?

692
00:37:33.752 --> 00:37:35.337
It's Lance, but that's okay.

693
00:37:35.421 --> 00:37:38.298
- Well, I wanted to lodge a com--
- Oh, you like that?

694
00:37:38.382 --> 00:37:40.467
It's my ex-wife, former guest.

695
00:37:40.551 --> 00:37:41.927
I wanted to lodge a complaint.

696
00:37:42.010 --> 00:37:43.637
Ooh... [laughing]

697
00:37:44.638 --> 00:37:46.473
You had me worried for a second.

698
00:37:46.557 --> 00:37:49.435
I have a lot of guests come in
here wanting to lodge something,

699
00:37:49.518 --> 00:37:50.727
usually not complaints.

700
00:37:52.980 --> 00:37:58.861
Upper management, at a beautiful
adult swingers resort.

701
00:37:58.944 --> 00:38:00.154
And for the life of me,

702
00:38:00.237 --> 00:38:04.324
I cannot walk out those office doors
without a top or bottom.

703
00:38:04.408 --> 00:38:06.326
Can I help you, Larry?

704
00:38:06.410 --> 00:38:11.123
Well, uh, first of all, this is a topnotch
resort, so congratulations to you.

705
00:38:11.206 --> 00:38:13.250
Um, I was just-- Had a question
about the activities.

706
00:38:13.333 --> 00:38:17.087
There's zip line, paragliding,
bungee jumping.

707
00:38:17.171 --> 00:38:21.258
All nude. Those are all totally nude
activities you've mentioned.

708
00:38:21.341 --> 00:38:23.177
That's true.

709
00:38:23.260 --> 00:38:26.805
Actually, the bungee jump is closed
due to an incident last week.

710
00:38:26.889 --> 00:38:30.601
A guy, older fellow--
late 70s, early 80s-- jumps.

711
00:38:30.684 --> 00:38:34.563
Old-timer's got incredible form,
his head is at a safe distance,

712
00:38:34.646 --> 00:38:39.193
but his balls extend just enough
to tap the sand really hard.

713
00:38:40.194 --> 00:38:42.154
Put him in the hospital...

714
00:38:42.237 --> 00:38:43.739
died the next day.

715
00:38:44.823 --> 00:38:46.617
I'm sorry to hear that.

716
00:38:46.700 --> 00:38:50.120
Nothing related to the bungee jump.

717
00:38:50.204 --> 00:38:52.206
My condolences.

718
00:38:52.289 --> 00:38:53.624
I think I understand
what's happening here.

719
00:38:53.707 --> 00:38:56.001
<i>[Lance] Look, my sister is getting married
this weekend,</i>

720
00:38:56.084 --> 00:38:57.669
<i>albeit to a total putz,</i>

721
00:38:57.753 --> 00:38:59.880
<i>but still, I wanna make sure
it's special for her</i>

722
00:38:59.963 --> 00:39:01.882
<i>and not a sex surge, do you understand?</i>

723
00:39:01.965 --> 00:39:03.967
<i>IJ“</i>

724
00:39:12.851 --> 00:39:15.103
I got to thank you for your concerns.

725
00:39:15.187 --> 00:39:20.359
I'm taking baby steps to improving
the staff tact around here,

726
00:39:20.442 --> 00:39:21.735
you know what I mean?

727
00:39:21.818 --> 00:39:24.029
I think you do. [grunts]

728
00:39:24.112 --> 00:39:26.073
Here's what I'm gonna do for you, Vance.

729
00:39:26.156 --> 00:39:28.450
To make sure your stay is comfortable,

730
00:39:28.534 --> 00:39:32.079
I'm gonna give you Groupons
to our best clothing optional classes.

731
00:39:32.162 --> 00:39:34.873
Try to enjoy yourselves.
Take it slow, too.

732
00:39:37.167 --> 00:39:40.462
And that's my advice to you,
Vince, that you do the same.

733
00:39:43.090 --> 00:39:46.051
Oh, look, yoga class, look at that move.

734
00:39:46.134 --> 00:39:48.053
Oh... [chuckles]

735
00:39:48.136 --> 00:39:52.140
Well, no, that is nude yoga.
She is flexible.

736
00:39:52.224 --> 00:39:53.809
[thunder rumbles]

737
00:39:55.102 --> 00:39:57.104
<i>IJ“</i>

738
00:40:12.202 --> 00:40:14.246
[Mr. Manfred grunts]
No, <i>Bill,</i> can you hear me?

739
00:40:15.789 --> 00:40:17.708
[Tom] Sure you don't wanna
come with us?

740
00:40:20.752 --> 00:40:25.632
Look, I hate to have to say this, pal,
but, uh, we're enemies now.

741
00:40:25.716 --> 00:40:28.468
You ought to know something about me, Tom.

742
00:40:28.552 --> 00:40:31.805
I have a certain set of skills.
Do you know what Krav Maga is?

743
00:40:32.806 --> 00:40:34.057
No.

744
00:40:34.141 --> 00:40:36.810
See this, Torn? It's a fist.

745
00:40:36.893 --> 00:40:40.689
And it might be small,
delicate even, like a snowflake,

746
00:40:40.772 --> 00:40:44.359
but it's not the size that matters.
It's what you do with it.

747
00:40:44.443 --> 00:40:49.031
If you so much as harm
my baby sister in the slightest,

748
00:40:49.114 --> 00:40:52.367
not even the splendid Canadian
nationalized healthcare system

749
00:40:52.451 --> 00:40:54.077
will be able to save you.

750
00:40:54.161 --> 00:40:56.997
And by the way,
that hat's fucking stupid.

751
00:40:58.540 --> 00:41:00.917
Lance, you should come, buddy.

752
00:41:01.001 --> 00:41:05.172
We got a bunch of guys,
no women, it's a perfect sausage-fest.

753
00:41:05.255 --> 00:41:08.508
I like you, Rick, I do,
but, uh, I got a meeting.

754
00:41:08.592 --> 00:41:10.385
Lance, son.

755
00:41:10.469 --> 00:41:12.846
That boy...
[chuckles]

756
00:41:12.929 --> 00:41:17.976
Won't swim, won't play hockey,
always got an excuse.

757
00:41:18.060 --> 00:41:20.062
[music playing throughout]

758
00:41:22.230 --> 00:41:24.232
[birds chirping]

759
00:41:34.451 --> 00:41:36.495
[Tom] This day has been so good.

760
00:41:36.578 --> 00:41:38.830
You boys done got your sea legs, mon?

761
00:41:38.914 --> 00:41:40.082
Yeah, mon.

762
00:41:40.165 --> 00:41:42.209
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Yeah.

763
00:41:43.752 --> 00:41:45.712
Canadian beer, looks good...

764
00:41:47.839 --> 00:41:49.758
Wow, but it's not.

765
00:41:49.841 --> 00:41:53.595
[chuckles]
Moose Knuckle, that's funny.

766
00:41:53.679 --> 00:41:56.014
Torn, Mama says
you designed this label.

767
00:41:56.098 --> 00:41:57.349
Yeah, I did.

768
00:41:57.432 --> 00:41:59.101
Wait, wait.
You designed this label, Tom?

769
00:41:59.184 --> 00:42:00.602
[Tom] Mm-hmm.

770
00:42:00.686 --> 00:42:02.688
- Oh, that's pretty cool, pal.
- Thanks, Dad.

771
00:42:02.771 --> 00:42:04.481
[Ira]
Can I get you boys some weed?

772
00:42:04.564 --> 00:42:08.110
Home grown,
I call it the Rasta Jew, man.

773
00:42:08.193 --> 00:42:09.486
- That's what I call it, man.
- No, I...

774
00:42:09.569 --> 00:42:12.322
I'd end up on the front of that boat
passed out.

775
00:42:12.406 --> 00:42:14.116
That's what happened to the captain.

776
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.451
That's why I'm driving the boat.

777
00:42:16.535 --> 00:42:18.161
- Rasta Jew?
- Yeah, man.

778
00:42:18.245 --> 00:42:19.913
- I'm in.
- Yeah, man.

779
00:42:26.878 --> 00:42:28.880
[pop music playing]

780
00:42:55.699 --> 00:42:57.743
Goddamn.

781
00:42:57.826 --> 00:43:00.287
This is exactly what my old buns needed.

782
00:43:00.370 --> 00:43:01.788
[laughing]

783
00:43:01.872 --> 00:43:03.415
- Mine, too.
- Oh, oh.

784
00:43:03.498 --> 00:43:05.250
What do you all know about being old?

785
00:43:05.333 --> 00:43:08.044
I have shoes older than the both of you.

786
00:43:08.128 --> 00:43:11.548
- I have a present for you.
- Georgia, where'd you get--

787
00:43:11.631 --> 00:43:13.967
- Nice.
- You light that thing up.

788
00:43:14.050 --> 00:43:18.930
Oh! Oh, it's been over 30 years
since I've had a whiff of them, um...

789
00:43:19.014 --> 00:43:22.058
Weed, grass, ganja, gateway drug, yeah.

790
00:43:23.560 --> 00:43:25.687
You know, it seems like just yesterday

791
00:43:25.771 --> 00:43:30.358
we were at Kappa Delta Pi,
doing Jello shots off the swim team boys.

792
00:43:30.442 --> 00:43:31.860
Honestly, we'd start with one up here

793
00:43:31.943 --> 00:43:33.904
- and then you sort of work your way down.
- Hey, Georgia?

794
00:43:33.987 --> 00:43:37.365
- Stop, that's my mother-in-law.
- [coughing]

795
00:43:37.449 --> 00:43:40.202
At the end of the semester,
I had no gag reflex.

796
00:43:40.285 --> 00:43:42.370
That's the only thing
I got out of college, too.

797
00:43:42.454 --> 00:43:45.540
- Right?
- Honey, I am sure that Sherry and I

798
00:43:45.624 --> 00:43:49.211
both have done things we're not
necessarily proud of in our past.

799
00:43:49.294 --> 00:43:51.296
- I used to be a very dirty girl.
- Morn, stop it.

800
00:43:51.379 --> 00:43:52.881
- [Georgia] No.
- Very. They used to call me Mud Pie.

801
00:43:52.964 --> 00:43:53.965
No!

802
00:43:57.052 --> 00:43:59.054
[reggae beat playing]

803
00:44:04.017 --> 00:44:05.852
[grunts]

804
00:44:05.936 --> 00:44:08.104
How you doing?
You got anything, uh,

805
00:44:08.188 --> 00:44:11.691
kind of healthy for somebody
who's trying to get back into shape?

806
00:44:11.775 --> 00:44:15.153
- I got that weed.
- Okay. Thank you.

807
00:44:15.237 --> 00:44:16.863
Looks great. Appreciate it.

808
00:44:16.947 --> 00:44:17.989
I'll have one of those.

809
00:44:20.575 --> 00:44:23.495
You know what?
It's on me, there you go.

810
00:44:23.578 --> 00:44:25.622
It's all-inclusive.

811
00:44:25.705 --> 00:44:27.541
Okay, well, second one's on me, too.

812
00:44:27.624 --> 00:44:29.751
Oh, you're such a gentleman.

813
00:44:29.835 --> 00:44:31.294
Where I come from, I believe--

814
00:44:31.378 --> 00:44:33.296
it's my theory that a woman
such as yourself

815
00:44:33.380 --> 00:44:35.841
should, you know, be treated like a lady.

816
00:44:35.924 --> 00:44:38.051
Where are you from?

817
00:44:38.134 --> 00:44:41.638
I'm from Canada
by way of, uh, Mississippi.

818
00:44:42.764 --> 00:44:45.267
How can you be Canadian from Mississippi?

819
00:44:46.309 --> 00:44:51.314
Well, it's--
Uh, it's a little complicated, you know?

820
00:44:51.398 --> 00:44:54.276
I know complicated.
I was left at the altar.

821
00:44:54.359 --> 00:44:56.903
I woke up yesterday
and my fiance was gone.

822
00:44:58.947 --> 00:45:03.201
Uh... you were left at the altar?

823
00:45:04.619 --> 00:45:06.913
I'd like to meet the son of a bitch,
excuse my language,

824
00:45:06.997 --> 00:45:08.415
that left you at the altar.

825
00:45:08.498 --> 00:45:10.876
That was crazy enough
to leave you at the altar

826
00:45:10.959 --> 00:45:13.044
and teach him a thing or two
about chivalry.

827
00:45:13.128 --> 00:45:15.046
What, teach him...
Teach him about some weed?

828
00:45:15.130 --> 00:45:16.506
No, thanks.
Not right now, hoss.

829
00:45:16.590 --> 00:45:17.757
You know what?

830
00:45:17.841 --> 00:45:20.385
Let's not even think about it, all right?

831
00:45:20.468 --> 00:45:22.095
Here's to new beginnings.

832
00:45:23.805 --> 00:45:26.099
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

833
00:45:26.182 --> 00:45:29.060
Mango-carrot fusion.
Here's to it.

834
00:45:29.144 --> 00:45:33.356
<i>X Jamaica is my home a‘</i>

835
00:45:33.440 --> 00:45:36.818
<i>I Oh, Jamaica is my home a‘</i>

836
00:45:36.902 --> 00:45:38.570
- Get it?
- Mm-hmm.

837
00:45:38.653 --> 00:45:41.114
- J‘ Jamaica is <i>my</i> home J‘
- That's a small fish.

838
00:45:41.197 --> 00:45:42.699
I know, I thought
it would be a lot bigger.

839
00:45:42.782 --> 00:45:45.201
Sounds like you've been
enjoying yourself, mon.

840
00:45:45.285 --> 00:45:46.745
Yeah, mon.

841
00:45:46.828 --> 00:45:48.955
You gotta get yourself
a nice Jamaican woman

842
00:45:49.039 --> 00:45:51.917
to make you some
of that good jerk chicken, man.

843
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:53.919
Hey, anybody else
wanna go out for a swim?

844
00:45:54.002 --> 00:45:55.587
No, mon. Don't do it.

845
00:45:55.670 --> 00:45:59.007
The water's beautiful.
Why can't we jump in?

846
00:45:59.090 --> 00:46:02.218
What happens at Hedonism
stays at Hedonism.

847
00:46:02.302 --> 00:46:04.888
But the sea, she remembers, man.

848
00:46:07.724 --> 00:46:09.851
Few years back,
some of the more adventurous guests

849
00:46:09.935 --> 00:46:13.438
would have the hotel ferry them
out right to this spot here.

850
00:46:13.521 --> 00:46:15.899
They'd take the current
all the way back in,

851
00:46:15.982 --> 00:46:17.692
screwing the whole way.

852
00:46:17.776 --> 00:46:19.945
Called it riding the dolphin, man.

853
00:46:20.028 --> 00:46:22.238
What the hell are you talking about?

854
00:46:23.406 --> 00:46:26.284
That was before
the real dolphins joined in.

855
00:46:26.368 --> 00:46:30.705
Maybe it was the smell,
all them juices percolating in the water.

856
00:46:30.789 --> 00:46:35.418
First they followed them into the shore,
almost like they was protecting them, mon.

857
00:46:36.628 --> 00:46:42.300
Then one sunset, the dolphin jump up,
knocked the man right off his woman.

858
00:46:42.384 --> 00:46:44.135
[dolphin chittering]

859
00:46:49.808 --> 00:46:52.352
Empty bikini washed up on shore, mon.

860
00:46:53.436 --> 00:46:56.398
Ever since, no fucking in the lagoon.

861
00:46:56.481 --> 00:46:59.150
And no swimming in this spot right here.

862
00:46:59.234 --> 00:47:01.528
- I'm not going swimming.
- I'm not going in.

863
00:47:03.571 --> 00:47:06.533
[laughing] I'm fucking with you guys.

864
00:47:06.616 --> 00:47:07.867
[chuckles]

865
00:47:12.163 --> 00:47:14.165
[dolphins chittering]

866
00:47:16.960 --> 00:47:18.962
<i>IJ“</i>

867
00:47:21.006 --> 00:47:22.382
Why does--

868
00:47:22.465 --> 00:47:27.137
Why do people
always misinterpret who I actually am?

869
00:47:27.220 --> 00:47:30.015
I don't get it.
Everybody seems to like this guy.

870
00:47:30.098 --> 00:47:33.309
I don't get it. I'm just... it's over.

871
00:47:33.393 --> 00:47:35.562
[sighs] Dolphins?

872
00:47:36.855 --> 00:47:39.691
Sherry, Sherry, tell us
some of your wild tales.

873
00:47:39.774 --> 00:47:41.317
[Laura] All right, that's...
That's it, stop.

874
00:47:41.401 --> 00:47:45.030
I don't think we need to go there.
Maybe just another time?

875
00:47:45.113 --> 00:47:46.239
Chill out.

876
00:47:46.322 --> 00:47:47.949
Chill out, babe, come on.

877
00:47:48.033 --> 00:47:49.117
Oh.

878
00:47:52.245 --> 00:47:53.538
[gasps]

879
00:47:53.621 --> 00:47:55.749
You ladies mind if I join?

880
00:47:55.832 --> 00:47:56.958
Yeah... No.

881
00:47:57.042 --> 00:47:58.710
- No. No. Please.
- [coughing]

882
00:47:59.711 --> 00:48:01.212
Please.

883
00:48:09.179 --> 00:48:10.930
[neck cracking]

884
00:48:11.014 --> 00:48:14.184
Um, would you like, urn, to...
To suck... I mean, blow...

885
00:48:14.267 --> 00:48:17.979
Um, do...
Do you want some?

886
00:48:18.063 --> 00:48:21.733
[exhales]
Ladies, ladies.

887
00:48:21.816 --> 00:48:24.194
- I don't bite.
- Really?

888
00:48:24.277 --> 00:48:26.154
Unless you want me to.

889
00:48:29.783 --> 00:48:31.201
[laughing]

890
00:48:36.998 --> 00:48:38.374
- Fish up.
- Pull, pull it in.

891
00:48:38.458 --> 00:48:40.502
Got it. He's coming up.
He's coming up.

892
00:48:40.585 --> 00:48:42.921
- Pull it and get the hook, Torn.
- He's coming up. He's coming up.

893
00:48:43.004 --> 00:48:44.672
[mumbling]
Get the gaff.

894
00:48:44.756 --> 00:48:46.132
Get the hook.
There we go. Keep coming.

895
00:48:46.216 --> 00:48:47.509
You got him. You got him.

896
00:48:47.592 --> 00:48:50.720
Corning up, coming up,
he's coming up.

897
00:48:50.804 --> 00:48:52.597
Grab him, somebody grab him.

898
00:48:52.680 --> 00:48:54.182
- Let me get a pole.
- Here, hold... hold my pole.

899
00:48:54.265 --> 00:48:55.475
- That's a bigger fish than you.
- Look at that.

900
00:48:55.558 --> 00:48:57.727
- Whoo.
- Yeah, baby. Look at that, Torn!

901
00:48:59.229 --> 00:49:01.147
Oh, he's in the water.

902
00:49:01.231 --> 00:49:03.191
- He's in the water.
- Oh, shit, man.

903
00:49:04.400 --> 00:49:06.319
- He's dolphin meat, man.
- Look, you got him.

904
00:49:09.114 --> 00:49:11.241
- [dolphins chittering]
<i>—</i> [yelping]

905
00:49:11.324 --> 00:49:14.077
Ah, dolphin! Dolphin!

906
00:49:14.160 --> 00:49:17.747
- Oh, shit. I'll get him, mon.
- [Papa] You get him! It's your boat.

907
00:49:17.831 --> 00:49:20.291
[yelling] Dolphin!

908
00:49:23.378 --> 00:49:26.131
Something got my leg!
Somethings touching my leg!

909
00:49:35.390 --> 00:49:36.850
[dolphin chittering]

910
00:49:46.985 --> 00:49:49.904
Ayo, weary traveler.

911
00:49:52.949 --> 00:49:56.953
You care for some dark Jamaican rum?

912
00:49:57.036 --> 00:49:59.497
Don't mind if I do.

913
00:49:59.581 --> 00:50:01.708
I'll take a belt right out of the bottle.

914
00:50:01.791 --> 00:50:02.876
Okay. Yeah.

915
00:50:02.959 --> 00:50:05.545
Yeah, change my perspective a little.

916
00:50:07.547 --> 00:50:10.466
- [man] Yeah.
- It's good. That's good.

917
00:50:16.973 --> 00:50:20.643
I'm Lance. What do you go by?

918
00:50:21.644 --> 00:50:23.980
Island Man.

919
00:50:24.063 --> 00:50:25.565
Ain't got no name.

920
00:50:25.648 --> 00:50:28.651
You got this crafty boat here.

921
00:50:28.735 --> 00:50:32.155
Obviously. You can't be no island man
if you don't have a ship.

922
00:50:34.532 --> 00:50:38.620
[Mama McGursky] Oh. Oh, I am still
thinking about that incredible massage.

923
00:50:38.703 --> 00:50:42.874
Oh... [moans]
Me too. [moans]

924
00:50:42.957 --> 00:50:45.126
Oh, the face he did.

925
00:50:45.210 --> 00:50:47.086
[moaning]

926
00:50:47.170 --> 00:50:50.089
Can't remember the last time
Manfred took me dancing.

927
00:50:50.173 --> 00:50:53.426
[moans] Wow. Wow.

928
00:50:53.509 --> 00:50:57.430
Wow. Oh, try this, Georgia.
It's really fun!

929
00:50:57.513 --> 00:51:00.892
You're like a cross
between a unicorn and a stork.

930
00:51:00.975 --> 00:51:03.603
- A stork.
- Georgia.

931
00:51:03.686 --> 00:51:05.271
- [cracking]
- Oh, oh, oh...

932
00:51:05.355 --> 00:51:06.356
- There you go.
- Are you okay?

933
00:51:06.439 --> 00:51:07.732
Oh, yeah.
Something just popped out.

934
00:51:07.815 --> 00:51:08.942
- Are you sure?
- No, it just popped out.

935
00:51:09.025 --> 00:51:10.526
- What's the matter?
- I don't know.

936
00:51:10.610 --> 00:51:13.238
Then they eventually
had their own child,

937
00:51:13.321 --> 00:51:17.075
you know, their real kid.
Their biological child.

938
00:51:17.158 --> 00:51:20.078
And then they tried to get rid of you?

939
00:51:20.161 --> 00:51:24.415
No. She never made me feel less than,
she made me feel like her real brother.

940
00:51:24.499 --> 00:51:26.668
And you know what I did?
I acted like a jerk.

941
00:51:26.751 --> 00:51:28.878
I didn't even protect her
the way I should have.

942
00:51:29.879 --> 00:51:32.548
So like you were the one abandoning them?

943
00:51:33.549 --> 00:51:35.009
All right, look.

944
00:51:36.177 --> 00:51:38.263
Let's go and find your destiny.

945
00:51:38.346 --> 00:51:40.556
Oh, right now?

946
00:51:40.640 --> 00:51:41.849
All right. Let's do it.

947
00:51:43.059 --> 00:51:45.853
I'll have another old swig of that rum.

948
00:51:45.937 --> 00:51:47.689
[Island Man] Go ahead, son.

949
00:51:47.772 --> 00:51:49.649
Tell your tale to the ocean.

950
00:51:49.732 --> 00:51:52.819
[Lance]
They really never stopped loving me.

951
00:51:52.902 --> 00:51:54.445
It was more just me.

952
00:51:54.529 --> 00:51:58.241
It was what was going on inside of me,
and I was just insecure of it.

953
00:51:58.324 --> 00:52:01.369
I mean, I never even
did this with my old man.

954
00:52:01.452 --> 00:52:03.997
[Island Man]
All right. I'll be your poppy.

955
00:52:04.080 --> 00:52:07.625
[Lance] Should I be nervous?
I can't quite see the bottom here, Poppy.

956
00:52:10.503 --> 00:52:13.423
[Winston] Gentlemen,
I hope you had a great day at sea.

957
00:52:13.506 --> 00:52:15.550
- You ready for a party?
- [Tom] I need to go to bed.

958
00:52:15.633 --> 00:52:17.260
I think I got way too much sun today.

959
00:52:17.343 --> 00:52:19.220
[Ricky] What the hell
are you talking about, Tom?

960
00:52:19.304 --> 00:52:22.015
I've been waiting this whole darn time
to get into some nasty trouble.

961
00:52:22.098 --> 00:52:23.474
[Tom] All right. Fine. One drink.

962
00:52:23.558 --> 00:52:25.560
- [people chattering]
- [dance music playing]

963
00:52:53.963 --> 00:52:56.674
Let's take some shots and get fucked up.

964
00:53:10.021 --> 00:53:12.940
[man] Welcome to the par-ty.

965
00:53:48.851 --> 00:53:50.853
<i>IJ“</i>

966
00:54:35.106 --> 00:54:39.068
- [women laughing]
- I think I've died and gone to heaven.

967
00:54:39.152 --> 00:54:41.112
[Georgia]
Oh! What have you done to yourself?

968
00:54:41.195 --> 00:54:42.738
I don't know, I pulled something.

969
00:54:42.822 --> 00:54:44.657
- Oh, God.
- Oh, and how did you pull that, miss?

970
00:54:44.740 --> 00:54:47.285
Well, it's either dancing
or looking at that beautiful man.

971
00:54:47.368 --> 00:54:49.579
Classic Mud Pie.

972
00:54:49.662 --> 00:54:51.539
Mud Pie and Cotton Candy
are like Thelma and Louise.

973
00:54:51.622 --> 00:54:53.708
Most beautiful bride,
well, this is my stop.

974
00:54:53.791 --> 00:54:54.876
Goodnight, ladies.

975
00:54:54.959 --> 00:54:58.129
- [exhales] That was fun.
- That was fun.

976
00:55:00.173 --> 00:55:03.092
Your father and I are so happy for you.

977
00:55:04.093 --> 00:55:06.262
Of course, we were very worried
about you for a while.

978
00:55:06.345 --> 00:55:07.763
I know.

979
00:55:07.847 --> 00:55:10.475
You know, I'm so excited, too.

980
00:55:10.558 --> 00:55:14.812
He really is the man of my dreams.

981
00:55:14.896 --> 00:55:16.564
Your father's the man of my...

982
00:55:18.900 --> 00:55:20.359
[snoring]

983
00:55:20.443 --> 00:55:22.820
Mom?

984
00:55:22.904 --> 00:55:25.448
Did you...
Did you fall asleep with...

985
00:55:25.531 --> 00:55:27.783
- I'm right here. I'm right here.
- ...your eyes open?

986
00:55:27.867 --> 00:55:30.495
- Again?
- I'm right here.

987
00:55:31.496 --> 00:55:32.747
I'm worried about you.

988
00:55:32.830 --> 00:55:35.416
It looked like you fell asleep
with your eyes open. Mom?

989
00:55:35.500 --> 00:55:36.751
Are you okay?

990
00:55:36.834 --> 00:55:38.628
<i>|'||</i> just...

991
00:55:41.297 --> 00:55:43.299
[reggae music playing]

992
00:55:53.434 --> 00:55:55.436
[birds chattering]
Tits, tits, tits...

993
00:55:55.520 --> 00:55:57.438
tits, tits, tits, tits,
tits, tits...

994
00:55:57.522 --> 00:55:59.982
SWEET... tits, tits, tits, tits, tits,
tits, tits, tits

995
00:56:00.066 --> 00:56:00.900
SWWEEEETTTT

996
00:56:00.983 --> 00:56:03.027
[parrots chattering]
I can't stand these goddamn tourists.

997
00:56:03.110 --> 00:56:04.570
Did you hear...?

998
00:56:04.654 --> 00:56:06.280
No. What?

999
00:56:06.364 --> 00:56:08.866
I heard one of them blew the other one...

1000
00:56:09.408 --> 00:56:11.953
His fiancé is gonna be PISSED!

1001
00:56:12.370 --> 00:56:15.790
Not as much as she will be
during the wedding.

1002
00:56:16.207 --> 00:56:19.627
Yeah... IF there's a wedding... HAHA.

1003
00:56:19.710 --> 00:56:21.170
[birds chattering] Tits, tits, tits,
tits, tits...

1004
00:56:21.254 --> 00:56:23.756
NNNNN... Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks.
Dicks...

1005
00:56:23.839 --> 00:56:27.552
BIIIIGGGGG...
Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks...

1006
00:56:27.635 --> 00:56:29.303
[gong rings]

1007
00:56:33.516 --> 00:56:35.434
I feel like shit.

1008
00:56:38.145 --> 00:56:39.397
Oh, hey, sexy.

1009
00:56:41.023 --> 00:56:42.733
You really went all out last night.

1010
00:56:43.943 --> 00:56:45.278
Shit.

1011
00:56:47.863 --> 00:56:49.073
Don't go.

1012
00:56:49.156 --> 00:56:50.283
[door opens, closes]

1013
00:56:51.284 --> 00:56:53.286
<i>IJ“</i>

1014
00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:02.753
[Tom] Ricky!

1015
00:57:02.837 --> 00:57:04.880
Ricky! Ricky!

1016
00:57:07.717 --> 00:57:10.595
Yo, get up, man.
What the fuck happened last night?

1017
00:57:11.679 --> 00:57:13.681
- Hey, hey, what happened?
- [grunting]

1018
00:57:13.764 --> 00:57:15.683
- We took some pills.
- We took some pills?

1019
00:57:15.766 --> 00:57:18.436
Yeah, I'm sorry.
We got fucked up, had some bananas.

1020
00:57:18.519 --> 00:57:20.271
Fuck!

1021
00:57:20.354 --> 00:57:21.480
What happened with the girl?

1022
00:57:21.564 --> 00:57:24.525
[mutters] I woke up in her room and...

1023
00:57:24.609 --> 00:57:26.527
- Oh, shit. You fucked her.
- No, I didn't fuck her, okay?

1024
00:57:26.611 --> 00:57:28.112
- Nice.
- No, that's not nice!

1025
00:57:28.195 --> 00:57:30.448
Oh, this is a bachelor party well done.

1026
00:57:30.531 --> 00:57:32.700
- No.
- Yes. [yells]

1027
00:57:32.783 --> 00:57:35.328
Well, I had my pants on.
I had my shoes on. And...

1028
00:57:35.411 --> 00:57:36.996
Oh, that doesn't mean anything.

1029
00:57:37.079 --> 00:57:38.748
This is all your fault.

1030
00:57:38.831 --> 00:57:41.459
[Ricky panting]

1031
00:57:41.542 --> 00:57:43.502
Fuck!

1032
00:57:43.586 --> 00:57:45.046
It was a good night.

1033
00:57:45.129 --> 00:57:47.214
Let's do it again.

1034
00:57:47.298 --> 00:57:48.591
[man laughing]

1035
00:57:48.674 --> 00:57:52.678
<i>[Island</i> Man]
<i>Remember, every man is an island</i>

1036
00:57:52.762 --> 00:57:55.723
<i>trying to find his way home.</i>

1037
00:57:55.806 --> 00:57:57.767
What did I drink?

1038
00:57:57.850 --> 00:58:00.603
[Island Man] Time to go home.

1039
00:58:02.021 --> 00:58:05.900
<i>Have faith, and always follow the current,</i>

1040
00:58:05.983 --> 00:58:10.112
<i>no matter how rough and tough
the seas may be.</i>

1041
00:58:14.075 --> 00:58:15.326
[grunts]

1042
00:58:17.828 --> 00:58:20.331
<i>Now, go on and find your next adventure.</i>

1043
00:58:20.414 --> 00:58:24.960
Ow! Where the hell am I?
I mean, was this guy real?

1044
00:58:25.044 --> 00:58:27.672
<i>[Island</i> Man]
<i>But not that direction. Lord God!</i>

1045
00:58:27.755 --> 00:58:29.882
<i>You're going the wrong way.</i>

1046
00:58:29.965 --> 00:58:32.051
Gosh, I'm so hung over.

1047
00:58:32.134 --> 00:58:33.844
You were supposed
to look after him, Ricky.

1048
00:58:33.928 --> 00:58:35.596
I did, I think.

1049
00:58:39.308 --> 00:58:41.018
What did you guys do last night?

1050
00:58:41.102 --> 00:58:43.479
We just passed out after the hot tub.

1051
00:58:43.562 --> 00:58:46.399
I would love to pass out
in a hot tub with you.

1052
00:58:46.482 --> 00:58:48.609
[grunts]
I would, I would, I would.

1053
00:58:48.693 --> 00:58:51.070
Okay.
For the last time, Ricky,

1054
00:58:51.153 --> 00:58:54.865
there is no scenario in which
I will ever sleep with you.

1055
00:58:54.949 --> 00:58:58.369
Not even... Not even
if there was a nuclear holocaust

1056
00:58:58.452 --> 00:59:00.246
and we were
the last people left on Earth.

1057
00:59:00.329 --> 00:59:03.999
Not even if I thought it would cure
cancer, Ebola, and AIDS!

1058
00:59:04.083 --> 00:59:07.878
Not even if it stopped people
from voting Republican.

1059
00:59:07.962 --> 00:59:09.338
I don't wanna get political with you.

1060
00:59:09.422 --> 00:59:11.632
I just wanna have some sex
with you on the beach.

1061
00:59:11.716 --> 00:59:13.759
Okay. Ignore them.

1062
00:59:13.843 --> 00:59:16.095
What are we gonna do today?

1063
00:59:16.178 --> 00:59:20.766
Uh, I think we should probably
just fall asleep on the beach and just--

1064
00:59:20.850 --> 00:59:22.351
[man] Hey, banana boy?

1065
00:59:24.603 --> 00:59:25.938
I think he's talking about us.

1066
00:59:26.021 --> 00:59:27.356
Yeah. I'm banana boy.

1067
00:59:27.440 --> 00:59:29.108
Deep throat!

1068
00:59:30.109 --> 00:59:32.403
[Ricky] Yep. That's me.

1069
00:59:34.697 --> 00:59:36.574
- He's... He's talking to me.
- He's talking to Rick.

1070
00:59:36.657 --> 00:59:38.826
This is one of Ricky's things.

1071
00:59:38.909 --> 00:59:41.162
- I'm sorry.
- He's a banana...

1072
00:59:41.245 --> 00:59:42.455
We... We should just get out of here

1073
00:59:42.538 --> 00:59:44.749
- and go hiking around, or something.
- Yeah.

1074
00:59:44.832 --> 00:59:46.125
- Bye, guys.
- Love you, bro.

1075
00:59:46.208 --> 00:59:47.668
Bye.

1076
00:59:51.255 --> 00:59:54.383
So? That was strange.

1077
00:59:54.467 --> 00:59:57.428
What exactly did you two
get up to last night?

1078
00:59:57.511 --> 01:00:00.973
We acted like true gentlemen
last night, if you must know.

1079
01:00:01.974 --> 01:00:04.351
Okay. This was fun.

1080
01:00:04.435 --> 01:00:06.645
- See you soon.
- In hell.

1081
01:00:06.729 --> 01:00:07.855
Miss you already.

1082
01:00:09.023 --> 01:00:12.026
[chuckles]
Oh, hello.

1083
01:00:12.109 --> 01:00:15.696
We're here.
The... The... Oh, the...

1084
01:00:15.780 --> 01:00:18.991
What she's trying to say is we are here
to see the psychosexual kinesiologist,

1085
01:00:19.074 --> 01:00:21.786
who also happens
to be a subdural neuromanipulator.

1086
01:00:21.869 --> 01:00:24.538
She's actually a sex coach.

1087
01:00:24.622 --> 01:00:27.541
Okay. Well, I just like to say
subdural neurologist

1088
01:00:27.625 --> 01:00:30.002
because it makes me feel smart.
[giggles]

1089
01:00:32.129 --> 01:00:34.465
Could you go ahead and sign
these first for me, please?

1090
01:00:34.548 --> 01:00:38.052
Oh, sure. Sure.

1091
01:00:38.135 --> 01:00:41.555
[gasps] Oh, oh, oh...

1092
01:00:41.639 --> 01:00:43.182
[chuckles] I got it.

1093
01:00:43.265 --> 01:00:44.433
Oh, you're all right.

1094
01:00:45.643 --> 01:00:48.771
"Mindful Sexuality." Uh-huh.

1095
01:00:48.854 --> 01:00:52.566
"Water Work. Love Your Leather.

1096
01:00:52.650 --> 01:00:58.906
How to Dom Your Inner Sub,
Candle Play: Don't get burned."

1097
01:00:58.989 --> 01:01:00.699
Sign me up for everything.

1098
01:01:00.783 --> 01:01:03.994
Name.

1099
01:01:04.078 --> 01:01:05.454
What address?

1100
01:01:07.122 --> 01:01:08.791
All right.

1101
01:01:11.418 --> 01:01:13.587
Uh, what's "safe word"?

1102
01:01:15.548 --> 01:01:17.550
[reggae music playing]

1103
01:01:23.097 --> 01:01:24.640
[humming]

1104
01:01:26.559 --> 01:01:29.144
Whoo. Oh, that's refreshing.

1105
01:01:29.228 --> 01:01:33.941
Oh. Howard Freeman, upper management
and DODC here at Hedo ll.

1106
01:01:34.024 --> 01:01:37.278
I've been watching you very, very closely

1107
01:01:37.361 --> 01:01:40.364
since your arrival here, and...

1108
01:01:40.447 --> 01:01:44.869
and I have to say,
you really have a nice way about you.

1109
01:01:44.952 --> 01:01:47.788
You're light on your feet, agile,

1110
01:01:47.872 --> 01:01:51.417
and I notice when you walk
into a room, just lights up.

1111
01:01:51.500 --> 01:01:53.460
Thanks.

1112
01:01:53.544 --> 01:01:55.796
You ever done any professional dancing?

1113
01:01:55.880 --> 01:01:58.799
No, I... I did a high school,
uh, <i>Sound of</i> Music.

1114
01:01:58.883 --> 01:02:00.467
<i>X The hills are alive X</i>

1115
01:02:00.551 --> 01:02:02.928
I bet you gave old Plummer
a run for his money, huh?

1116
01:02:03.012 --> 01:02:05.931
Hey, speaking of plumbing,
how are your pipes doing, Tom?

1117
01:02:06.015 --> 01:02:07.641
They're good.

1118
01:02:07.725 --> 01:02:08.934
The dry-cleaning for your wedding,

1119
01:02:09.018 --> 01:02:12.813
it's gonna be nothing short
of perfection and gratis.

1120
01:02:12.897 --> 01:02:14.523
What's, uh, what's <i>gratis?</i>

1121
01:02:14.607 --> 01:02:17.234
That means on the house, Tommy boy.

1122
01:02:17.318 --> 01:02:19.737
I'll see you at the wedding.

1123
01:02:21.655 --> 01:02:24.074
<i>[Tom VO] Who the hell was that?</i>

1124
01:02:29.872 --> 01:02:31.248
Hi.

1125
01:02:32.374 --> 01:02:33.375
[laughing]

1126
01:02:35.127 --> 01:02:36.795
This is a double, right?

1127
01:02:36.879 --> 01:02:38.756
- Lance, Lance.
- Oh, hi.

1128
01:02:38.839 --> 01:02:40.799
Okay. So, something is going on.

1129
01:02:40.883 --> 01:02:41.884
- The boys were acting...
- Yeah.

1130
01:02:41.967 --> 01:02:43.385
...so weird
at breakfast this morning.

1131
01:02:43.469 --> 01:02:46.931
- Super suspicious.
- Something's going on.

1132
01:02:47.014 --> 01:02:51.518
Something very, very odd
is happening around here.

1133
01:02:51.602 --> 01:02:54.355
People were walking past
and they were shouting things like,

1134
01:02:54.438 --> 01:02:57.107
"Oh, banana blow job,
cock cowboy," and "deep throat."

1135
01:02:57.191 --> 01:02:59.109
And I think...

1136
01:02:59.193 --> 01:03:03.072
Ricky gave Tom
a blow job last night.

1137
01:03:04.448 --> 01:03:08.160
Uh... [sucks air through teeth]
Okay.

1138
01:03:08.243 --> 01:03:10.955
Well, that's absolutely
gonna devastate Laura.

1139
01:03:11.038 --> 01:03:14.083
But nobody wants to listen
to old Lance. No.

1140
01:03:14.166 --> 01:03:16.919
No one wants to listen to Lance.

1141
01:03:17.002 --> 01:03:19.004
I've had an idea. All right.

1142
01:03:19.088 --> 01:03:21.048
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna fix this.

1143
01:03:21.131 --> 01:03:23.175
I'm gonna figure it out.
And then I'm gonna come find you, okay?

1144
01:03:23.258 --> 01:03:24.259
" Okay_
" Qkay?

1145
01:03:24.343 --> 01:03:25.636
Okay. Just call me in my room.

1146
01:03:26.929 --> 01:03:29.056
So, you wanna go check out the nude pool?

1147
01:03:30.057 --> 01:03:32.226
Ah, there's a nude pool.

1148
01:03:32.309 --> 01:03:33.894
She'll come, too.

1149
01:03:33.978 --> 01:03:37.439
Strange winds are blowing around here.

1150
01:03:37.523 --> 01:03:41.068
[deep breath]

1151
01:03:45.072 --> 01:03:47.533
A perfect orgasm

1152
01:03:47.616 --> 01:03:52.454
is a confluence of all five senses:

1153
01:03:53.455 --> 01:03:54.999
Touch...

1154
01:03:57.918 --> 01:03:59.169
Taste...

1155
01:04:04.091 --> 01:04:05.509
[sniffs, moans]

1156
01:04:05.592 --> 01:04:06.885
Smell...

1157
01:04:08.220 --> 01:04:09.888
[moans] Sound...

1158
01:04:10.889 --> 01:04:12.558
And sight.

1159
01:04:16.437 --> 01:04:20.399
And unroll to reveal your tools.

1160
01:04:20.482 --> 01:04:24.570
We will focus on one sense at a time.

1161
01:04:24.653 --> 01:04:27.698
Placing all of your tools...

1162
01:04:32.244 --> 01:04:33.495
[exhales]

1163
01:04:33.579 --> 01:04:38.500
Let your hands and your bodies
express your sensations.

1164
01:04:41.170 --> 01:04:43.047
[rhythmic breathing]

1165
01:04:49.344 --> 01:04:51.764
- Gentlemen.
- [bell ringing]

1166
01:04:51.847 --> 01:04:54.391
We are ready for you to enter us.

1167
01:04:55.809 --> 01:05:00.355
You can do this. Yeah!
Yeah, you can.

1168
01:05:02.066 --> 01:05:03.901
No, no, stop it.

1169
01:05:03.984 --> 01:05:05.986
All right. Come on.

1170
01:05:08.322 --> 01:05:10.282
God, I'm a good friend.

1171
01:05:10.365 --> 01:05:11.742
[deep breath]

1172
01:05:11.825 --> 01:05:13.827
[reggae music playing]

1173
01:05:28.050 --> 01:05:29.718
Hey, Mr. Ricky.

1174
01:05:32.012 --> 01:05:35.182
Do you wanna order
a cold drink for a thirsty girl?

1175
01:05:35.265 --> 01:05:38.519
Yeah, I do.
A lot of tits and ass everywhere.

1176
01:05:38.602 --> 01:05:39.853
[exhales]

1177
01:05:39.937 --> 01:05:41.063
Hey, Ricky!

1178
01:05:42.981 --> 01:05:44.233
Whoa!

1179
01:05:45.692 --> 01:05:48.779
I knew you come around
for some of that Ricky dick.

1180
01:05:48.862 --> 01:05:52.449
Let's go make a Ricky flick.
Come on.

1181
01:05:52.533 --> 01:05:54.118
[whimpers]

1182
01:05:54.201 --> 01:05:57.204
Tantric sexual stimulation,

1183
01:05:57.287 --> 01:06:00.040
it's about admitting a desire.

1184
01:06:03.961 --> 01:06:06.964
Share a desire.

1185
01:06:13.011 --> 01:06:14.388
[sex coach laughs]

1186
01:06:19.268 --> 01:06:21.228
- That's my finger.
- [laughing]

1187
01:06:21.311 --> 01:06:24.565
[sex coach] Share a fantasy
you've never admitted.

1188
01:06:24.648 --> 01:06:26.150
- [laughing]
<i>_</i> [spitting]

1189
01:06:26.233 --> 01:06:27.526
Meow.

1190
01:06:27.609 --> 01:06:31.530
Now, experience your sensations.

1191
01:06:32.739 --> 01:06:34.950
- [explosion]
- [moaning]

1192
01:06:40.539 --> 01:06:41.874
[snoring]

1193
01:06:44.835 --> 01:06:46.670
<i>'</i> [burning]
- [grunts]

1194
01:06:46.753 --> 01:06:48.338
[reggae music playing]

1195
01:06:53.802 --> 01:06:55.846
[coughing]

1196
01:06:58.599 --> 01:07:00.851
- Huh?
- There's a beautiful girl, mon.

1197
01:07:07.691 --> 01:07:10.861
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
She's attractive all right.

1198
01:07:13.530 --> 01:07:15.616
Something about her.

1199
01:07:17.075 --> 01:07:19.328
You should go talk to her, mon.

1200
01:07:19.411 --> 01:07:22.456
Oh, uh, yeah.
Actually, we already met.

1201
01:07:22.539 --> 01:07:25.167
She's, you know,
she's going through kind of a hard time.

1202
01:07:25.250 --> 01:07:28.003
- She got left at the altar.
- Yeah, mon.

1203
01:07:28.086 --> 01:07:29.671
- Yeah. Very sad.
- Broken heart, mon.

1204
01:07:29.755 --> 01:07:30.964
- Yeah.
-Hmm.

1205
01:07:31.048 --> 01:07:33.675
You should mend that heart
with big Janelle right there.

1206
01:07:33.759 --> 01:07:36.470
Get an orgy going. I can watch.

1207
01:07:36.553 --> 01:07:40.140
You take her to the romper room, mon,
and you tie her up like a goat.

1208
01:07:40.224 --> 01:07:42.142
No. You're not hearing what I'm saying.

1209
01:07:42.226 --> 01:07:44.811
She's a nice girl.
She just got left at the altar.

1210
01:07:44.895 --> 01:07:46.438
She's going through kind of a rough time.

1211
01:07:46.521 --> 01:07:49.566
If I were to say something to her,
it'd be like, I don't know.

1212
01:07:49.650 --> 01:07:52.194
"Would you like to go for a walk
on the beach?" Something like that.

1213
01:07:52.277 --> 01:07:53.820
- You see what I'm saying?
- Yeah, mon. Yeah, mon.

1214
01:07:53.904 --> 01:07:58.700
- Yeah.
- She is a really pretty woman.

1215
01:08:00.369 --> 01:08:02.871
It does seem like she's looking
over here, though.

1216
01:08:02.955 --> 01:08:04.831
She's definitely
looking right at you, mon.

1217
01:08:04.915 --> 01:08:07.292
- Hold the gaze.
- Yeah. You think so?

1218
01:08:07.376 --> 01:08:09.628
She's almost as beautiful as my wife.

1219
01:08:09.711 --> 01:08:11.713
- You're married?
- Yeah, mon.

1220
01:08:11.797 --> 01:08:15.008
So, what are you doing
in this cabana right beside me?

1221
01:08:16.677 --> 01:08:18.053
I was noticing your pants.

1222
01:08:18.136 --> 01:08:19.680
They're, uh, really nice.

1223
01:08:19.763 --> 01:08:22.516
- What kind of pants are those?
- Oh, you're not Jamaican? Where you from?

1224
01:08:22.599 --> 01:08:26.436
I'm actually from Long Island.
But, uh, dual citizen, mon.

1225
01:08:28.272 --> 01:08:29.731
Uh... Let me, uh...

1226
01:08:29.815 --> 01:08:31.400
Let me press
these pants for you, for real.

1227
01:08:31.483 --> 01:08:33.277
No, thank you.

1228
01:08:33.360 --> 01:08:37.281
By the way, my wife think
you look like Matt Lauer, man.

1229
01:08:37.364 --> 01:08:39.032
Oh, yeah?
Well, I don't know if you heard,

1230
01:08:39.116 --> 01:08:41.785
he got into a little trouble
back in the States.

1231
01:08:41.868 --> 01:08:44.621
Oh, no, mon.
She's gonna be devastated.

1232
01:08:44.705 --> 01:08:45.747
ls he gonna be okay?

1233
01:08:47.457 --> 01:08:49.084
Have you been here the whole time?

1234
01:08:50.085 --> 01:08:51.378
[exhales]

1235
01:08:54.423 --> 01:08:56.425
[pop music playing]

1236
01:09:03.307 --> 01:09:07.602
[Tom] All right. I think I hear
the waterfall right over here somewhere.

1237
01:09:07.686 --> 01:09:10.605
All right. It's just right over here.

1238
01:10:29.142 --> 01:10:30.394
So...

1239
01:10:32.729 --> 01:10:34.731
You wanna just take our clothes off?

1240
01:10:38.735 --> 01:10:40.737
<i>IJ“</i>

1241
01:10:49.037 --> 01:10:51.081
Are you okay?

1242
01:10:51.164 --> 01:10:54.042
Georgia, what did you discover
about Tom and Ricky?

1243
01:10:54.126 --> 01:10:55.752
- Uh...
- Did Ricky fellate Torn?

1244
01:10:59.631 --> 01:11:06.054
So, uh, Ricky...
Ricky is, urn, straight, yeah.

1245
01:11:06.138 --> 01:11:08.181
Straight as an arrow for you, babe.

1246
01:11:08.265 --> 01:11:12.185
And, you know,
he's a surprisingly, uh...

1247
01:11:12.269 --> 01:11:16.314
deep and, um, spiritual--
philosophical individual.

1248
01:11:16.398 --> 01:11:19.985
Very philosophical.
Um, Shakespeare once said--

1249
01:11:20.068 --> 01:11:22.112
- Did you blow Tom?
- Uh...

1250
01:11:22.195 --> 01:11:23.530
Why are you looking at her?

1251
01:11:23.613 --> 01:11:26.283
Simple question;
did you go down on him?

1252
01:11:26.366 --> 01:11:29.661
I'm not sure what happened.
It was a big night out.

1253
01:11:29.744 --> 01:11:33.623
We took some pills and Tom
woke up in some chick's room.

1254
01:11:33.707 --> 01:11:35.167
- But it's all my fault.
- [Lance] Okay.

1255
01:11:35.250 --> 01:11:37.961
I'm gonna, uh, go grab a wet wipe.

1256
01:11:40.380 --> 01:11:42.382
<i>IJ“</i>

1257
01:11:46.136 --> 01:11:48.597
<i>[Lance VO] Okay. A guy as dumb as Tom</i>

1258
01:11:48.680 --> 01:11:51.766
<i>has to leave a few clues
here and there.</i>

1259
01:11:51.850 --> 01:11:54.436
<i>Jesus Christ.</i>

1260
01:11:54.519 --> 01:11:55.562
<i>Just you, Lance.</i>

1261
01:11:57.355 --> 01:11:58.857
[elephant trumpets]

1262
01:12:07.240 --> 01:12:09.117
- [moaning]
- Oh, <i>gee.</i>

1263
01:12:19.669 --> 01:12:21.338
[glass shatters]

1264
01:12:21.421 --> 01:12:24.341
<i>Shit. Luckily, this is all inclusive.</i>

1265
01:12:24.424 --> 01:12:26.551
[indistinct chatter]

1266
01:12:30.555 --> 01:12:31.806
[door unlocks]

1267
01:12:39.898 --> 01:12:41.399
- Ooh.
- Oh.

1268
01:12:41.483 --> 01:12:42.776
- Okay.
- Can you get it off?

1269
01:12:42.859 --> 01:12:44.110
- Yup.
- Oh.

1270
01:12:45.695 --> 01:12:46.905
[grunts]

1271
01:12:46.988 --> 01:12:47.989
Ooh!

1272
01:12:58.542 --> 01:13:00.126
[Lance coughing]

1273
01:13:03.672 --> 01:13:05.966
Dude, what the fuck, man? Shit.

1274
01:13:06.049 --> 01:13:09.386
Don't you have any boundaries?

1275
01:13:09.469 --> 01:13:10.971
Yeah, I got boundaries.

1276
01:13:11.054 --> 01:13:15.976
I also got a couple of questions
for this guy right here, your fiance.

1277
01:13:16.059 --> 01:13:19.312
I just had a little chat
with your best man.

1278
01:13:19.396 --> 01:13:21.731
- Yeah?
- Yeah, okay. Yeah.

1279
01:13:21.815 --> 01:13:25.235
Look, Lance, Tom is a good guy.

1280
01:13:25.318 --> 01:13:27.445
I love him and we're getting married,

1281
01:13:27.529 --> 01:13:30.782
and you have to learn
how to just deal with it.

1282
01:13:30.865 --> 01:13:32.701
Oh, you want me to deal with it?

1283
01:13:32.784 --> 01:13:36.079
Let me tell you something about
this so-called "good guy," all right?

1284
01:13:36.162 --> 01:13:39.708
And this hurts me to tell you this,
but he slept with another woman.

1285
01:13:39.791 --> 01:13:41.334
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.

1286
01:13:41.418 --> 01:13:43.837
Sit down! That's right, honey.

1287
01:13:43.920 --> 01:13:45.880
He fornicated with another girl.

1288
01:13:45.964 --> 01:13:48.300
- [Laura] What?
- Yeah. Tell her.

1289
01:13:48.383 --> 01:13:51.761
- Explain it to her.
- What is he talking about, Tom?

1290
01:13:51.845 --> 01:13:53.722
- [exhales]
- Yeah, what am I talking about, Tom?

1291
01:13:53.805 --> 01:13:57.017
You know what?
Let me handle this one.

1292
01:13:57.100 --> 01:14:00.228
My investigation so far
has yielded the information

1293
01:14:00.312 --> 01:14:03.523
that, uh, there is a woman named Anna.

1294
01:14:03.607 --> 01:14:07.277
Does that ring a bell, Tom,
if that's even your real name?

1295
01:14:08.278 --> 01:14:10.739
I-I-I-- I don't--
I don't know-- I don't-- I don't--

1296
01:14:10.822 --> 01:14:13.033
- [muttering]
- I...

1297
01:14:13.116 --> 01:14:14.451
What, is English your second language?

1298
01:14:14.534 --> 01:14:15.827
- I... Okay--
- Speak!

1299
01:14:15.910 --> 01:14:18.163
- Okay.
- Just tell me what happened.

1300
01:14:18.246 --> 01:14:21.333
I... I woke up in another
woman's room and I don't...

1301
01:14:21.416 --> 01:14:22.917
- I don't think I did anything.
- Oh, oh, oh.

1302
01:14:23.001 --> 01:14:24.461
You woke up in another woman's room?

1303
01:14:24.544 --> 01:14:26.463
- Are you hearing this, honey?
- I... Okay.

1304
01:14:26.546 --> 01:14:29.716
I had... I had... I had no
shirt on but my shorts were on.

1305
01:14:29.799 --> 01:14:30.967
- My shorts were on...
- His shirt was off

1306
01:14:31.051 --> 01:14:32.886
but he thinks he had his underoos on.

1307
01:14:32.969 --> 01:14:34.179
What the fuck
are you talking about?

1308
01:14:34.262 --> 01:14:35.597
But my... My shoes was...
My shorts were on...

1309
01:14:35.680 --> 01:14:36.681
- She's furious.
- And my...

1310
01:14:36.765 --> 01:14:38.266
My shoes were on and... And I don't...

1311
01:14:38.350 --> 01:14:40.685
I wouldn't... I wouldn't do anything.
I know myself.

1312
01:14:40.769 --> 01:14:42.479
He thinks that he had clothes on.

1313
01:14:42.562 --> 01:14:43.897
Starting to see what I mean here?

1314
01:14:43.980 --> 01:14:46.149
I... Dude, that's not...

1315
01:14:46.232 --> 01:14:47.776
It's not what you think.
I didn't cheat.

1316
01:14:47.859 --> 01:14:50.570
Go walk it off, sis.
I'm right behind you.

1317
01:14:50.654 --> 01:14:54.074
You're disgusting. I agree
with what she said a hundred percent,

1318
01:14:54.157 --> 01:14:55.700
and so far as I can tell,

1319
01:14:55.784 --> 01:14:59.204
you're just one more guy
who cheats on his fiancée.

1320
01:14:59.287 --> 01:15:02.248
And I think that that's just horrible.

1321
01:15:03.541 --> 01:15:05.919
And this room's a goddamn pigsty.

1322
01:15:07.921 --> 01:15:09.339
[door opens, closes]

1323
01:15:10.715 --> 01:15:12.133
Mom, Dad, I have to tell you something.

1324
01:15:12.217 --> 01:15:14.511
Oh. What the...

1325
01:15:16.596 --> 01:15:18.640
- What the fuck?
- [toilet flushes]

1326
01:15:18.723 --> 01:15:20.975
You must be the bride.
Congratulations.

1327
01:15:21.059 --> 01:15:22.394
- Hi, honey.
- Morn?

1328
01:15:29.025 --> 01:15:30.652
[thunder rumbles]

1329
01:15:49.504 --> 01:15:51.464
[Lance] He had us all fooled.

1330
01:15:51.548 --> 01:15:54.551
I got to admit,
you did seem pretty happy.

1331
01:15:55.552 --> 01:15:59.931
And I'm sorry that I wasn't
more happy for you.

1332
01:16:00.014 --> 01:16:04.144
Well, I didn't exactly always
make it easy for you to be happy for me.

1333
01:16:04.227 --> 01:16:07.230
You don't have to say that.

1334
01:16:08.523 --> 01:16:12.318
I'm just sorry that I never
really tried to understand you.

1335
01:16:12.402 --> 01:16:15.113
Hey, to me, you were the only person

1336
01:16:15.196 --> 01:16:19.409
that never really
did understand me, all right?

1337
01:16:19.492 --> 01:16:24.956
And, well, I'm sorry I didn't
treat you like a real brother.

1338
01:16:25.039 --> 01:16:28.585
Lance, you're better than any real brother
I could ever ask for.

1339
01:16:29.586 --> 01:16:31.880
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1340
01:16:40.305 --> 01:16:42.056
- Please, just talk to me. Please.
- Don't talk to me.

1341
01:16:42.140 --> 01:16:43.558
I can't even look at you.

1342
01:16:43.641 --> 01:16:45.101
Excuse me.
ls everything okay?

1343
01:16:45.185 --> 01:16:46.936
No, I need a car to the airport.
I'm leaving.

1344
01:16:47.020 --> 01:16:49.606
- What about your beautiful wedding?
- It's not happening.

1345
01:16:49.689 --> 01:16:51.065
At this point, it's too late.

1346
01:16:51.149 --> 01:16:53.985
There is no cabs, no flights out.

1347
01:16:54.068 --> 01:16:55.987
Winston, she's got to fly out tonight.

1348
01:16:56.070 --> 01:16:58.281
I'll get her a cab
and the first flight out in the morning.

1349
01:16:58.364 --> 01:16:59.991
It's a great idea.

1350
01:17:00.074 --> 01:17:02.744
Tonight, you either stay with Georgia
or you stay with myself.

1351
01:17:02.827 --> 01:17:04.662
And buddy, your ticket's been punched.

1352
01:17:04.746 --> 01:17:07.457
Laura, come this way.
Thank you, Winston.

1353
01:17:09.459 --> 01:17:13.588
You know, it would've been
such a wonderful wedding.

1354
01:17:13.671 --> 01:17:15.673
[pop music playing]

1355
01:18:39.132 --> 01:18:42.510
- Morning, son.
- Morning, Dad.

1356
01:18:42.594 --> 01:18:44.304
[groans]

1357
01:18:55.356 --> 01:18:58.651
I don't really know what to do.

1358
01:18:58.735 --> 01:19:02.113
I thought it was
what you and Morn have.

1359
01:19:03.114 --> 01:19:07.118
Well, your morn and I have...
discovered new things, too.

1360
01:19:07.201 --> 01:19:12.707
We've been together a long time
and the flame starts to die a little bit,

1361
01:19:12.790 --> 01:19:14.792
you know, not like that seven-year itch
kind of thing,

1362
01:19:14.876 --> 01:19:17.545
but something a whole lot more.

1363
01:19:19.255 --> 01:19:21.841
You know, so you try something.

1364
01:19:21.925 --> 01:19:25.637
You don't think you're gonna
like it, but you do.

1365
01:19:25.720 --> 01:19:28.431
So you try something else.

1366
01:19:29.432 --> 01:19:32.810
You know, every time I see you
and Laura Jane together, I...

1367
01:19:32.894 --> 01:19:36.481
I just think,
"Boy, don't ever lose that."

1368
01:19:40.193 --> 01:19:42.904
[sighs]
You think it's too late to fix this?

1369
01:19:42.987 --> 01:19:46.699
Well, son, in the end, nothing's too late.

1370
01:19:46.783 --> 01:19:49.744
Dad, what do I do?

1371
01:19:49.827 --> 01:19:51.996
I can't tell you that, son.

1372
01:19:52.080 --> 01:19:53.706
That's up to you to decide.

1373
01:19:53.790 --> 01:19:57.085
Worst fucking day ever.

1374
01:19:57.168 --> 01:19:59.921
Hey, man, can I get a couple,
um, a couple shots, just...

1375
01:20:00.004 --> 01:20:02.632
just line them up here,
and I'll take them.

1376
01:20:09.097 --> 01:20:11.099
[pop music playing]

1377
01:20:14.936 --> 01:20:19.023
<i>Tommy, you look ridiculous.</i>

1378
01:20:22.276 --> 01:20:25.029
<i>So what? You fucked up.</i>

1379
01:20:25.113 --> 01:20:26.739
<i>Now listen to me carefully.</i>

1380
01:20:26.823 --> 01:20:28.491
<i>I have three words
of advice for you, kid.</i>

1381
01:20:28.574 --> 01:20:31.786
Chase your dreams, fulfill your destiny,
and go get a haircut.

1382
01:20:31.869 --> 01:20:32.870
You look like a moron.

1383
01:20:35.873 --> 01:20:37.917
Quit feeling sorry for yourself.

1384
01:20:38.001 --> 01:20:41.295
Sober up, take a shower and go get her.

1385
01:20:41.379 --> 01:20:45.341
<i>And use deodorant. I'm a hallucination,
I can still smell you.</i>

1386
01:20:46.759 --> 01:20:48.845
Mr. Tom, hurry up, mon.

1387
01:20:50.054 --> 01:20:51.431
She's a runaway, mon.

1388
01:20:51.514 --> 01:20:52.765
All right, let's go, let's go.

1389
01:20:52.849 --> 01:20:55.309
All right, Andy.
Rip these roads, mon.

1390
01:20:55.393 --> 01:20:57.937
[Tom] All right, let's go.
How long until we get there?

1391
01:20:58.021 --> 01:20:59.772
- Two hours, mon.
- [Tom] Fuck.

1392
01:20:59.856 --> 01:21:01.399
He's cute.

1393
01:21:01.482 --> 01:21:02.734
- He is hot.
- So wasted.

1394
01:21:02.817 --> 01:21:04.527
I couldn't even take his shoes off.

1395
01:21:04.610 --> 01:21:05.695
- That's how loyal he is.
- Wow.

1396
01:21:05.778 --> 01:21:07.572
Oh. Who's Laura, anyways?

1397
01:21:07.655 --> 01:21:09.782
I don't know. I don't care.

1398
01:21:09.866 --> 01:21:11.492
- Oh, man.
- I just love him.

1399
01:21:11.576 --> 01:21:14.162
<i>- Laura, I need to throw up.
- It's a shame.</i>

1400
01:21:14.245 --> 01:21:16.622
- Laura.
- He loved his fucking girlfriend.

1401
01:21:16.706 --> 01:21:20.334
- Who's Laura?
- Oh, fuck!

1402
01:21:20.418 --> 01:21:21.711
- Laura.
- Who's that?

1403
01:21:21.794 --> 01:21:23.004
All right, thanks, guys.

1404
01:21:23.087 --> 01:21:24.630
[Andy] All right, Tom.

1405
01:21:24.714 --> 01:21:26.632
[Ira] Make sure you tell her
that you love her

1406
01:21:26.716 --> 01:21:29.427
and that she's
the only woman in the world,

1407
01:21:29.510 --> 01:21:33.056
and you take her to the romper room
and you tie her up like a goat.

1408
01:21:34.057 --> 01:21:35.475
All right. Thanks. Yeah.

1409
01:21:40.980 --> 01:21:42.857
[people chattering]

1410
01:21:42.940 --> 01:21:44.776
[phone ringing]

1411
01:21:44.859 --> 01:21:46.778
- Hello?
- [Georgia] Laura?

1412
01:21:47.779 --> 01:21:50.281
<i>- Georgia?
- I have something to tell you.</i>

1413
01:21:50.364 --> 01:21:51.532
<i>Laura, can you hear me?</i>

1414
01:21:51.616 --> 01:21:53.743
- I can't... I can't hear you.
- Laura, he <i>didn't</i> do it.

1415
01:21:55.953 --> 01:21:57.955
<i>IJ“</i>

1416
01:22:05.088 --> 01:22:06.547
I really...
I really messed up,

1417
01:22:06.631 --> 01:22:08.758
and I can't stop
thinking about you and I was...

1418
01:22:08.841 --> 01:22:10.927
I was... I was running around
the hotel looking for you and--

1419
01:22:11.010 --> 01:22:14.055
Stop. I know you would
never do anything to hurt me.

1420
01:22:14.138 --> 01:22:15.932
This weekend has been...
It's been crazy,

1421
01:22:16.015 --> 01:22:19.685
and with, you know, the family and...

1422
01:22:19.769 --> 01:22:21.312
I can't imagine my life without you.

1423
01:22:21.395 --> 01:22:24.107
- I just-I just had- had to tell you.
- Can you just shut up and kiss me?

1424
01:22:24.190 --> 01:22:26.192
[pop music playing]

1425
01:24:00.453 --> 01:24:03.039
Hey, uh, Mr. Manfred, sir.

1426
01:24:03.122 --> 01:24:05.249
- Mr. Manfred, sir?
- Oh, my God.

1427
01:24:05.333 --> 01:24:07.543
I'm sorry.
This isn't a bad time, is it?

1428
01:24:07.627 --> 01:24:09.670
I was hoping I could maybe talk to you
about that business proposal.

1429
01:24:09.754 --> 01:24:11.923
Do you have a few minutes to talk?

1430
01:24:13.257 --> 01:24:15.718
[chuckles, sighs]

1431
01:24:16.719 --> 01:24:18.179
How much?

1432
01:24:20.264 --> 01:24:23.142
Uh, I'm sorry. I don't...

1433
01:24:23.226 --> 01:24:25.561
How much?

1434
01:24:25.645 --> 01:24:30.149
How much for you to leave me
and my family alone

1435
01:24:30.233 --> 01:24:31.859
for the rest of our lives?

1436
01:24:38.282 --> 01:24:39.367
Five hundred?

1437
01:24:42.036 --> 01:24:43.412
Half million dollars?

1438
01:24:43.496 --> 01:24:45.873
Oh, no, no. No, no, no.
Not a half million dollars,

1439
01:24:45.957 --> 01:24:48.417
like, I was thinking $500.

1440
01:24:48.501 --> 01:24:50.628
I... I... I already got 1,500 saved up

1441
01:24:50.711 --> 01:24:53.714
so that would put me at 2,000
which should be a nice nest egg

1442
01:24:53.798 --> 01:24:55.508
to open a little dry cleaner
right here on the island.

1443
01:24:55.591 --> 01:24:58.803
[chuckles]
Who do I make that out to?

1444
01:25:00.096 --> 01:25:01.931
Ira Goldstein, sir.

1445
01:25:05.226 --> 01:25:06.769
Good job.

1446
01:25:06.852 --> 01:25:08.104
Good doing business with you.

1447
01:25:09.730 --> 01:25:14.151
On second thought,
would you maybe, uh, pay me in cash?

1448
01:25:14.235 --> 01:25:17.571
Check's totally fine.
Don't even worry about it.

1449
01:25:18.572 --> 01:25:20.533
Thanks, Mr. Manfred.

1450
01:25:22.326 --> 01:25:24.370
[glass clinking]

1451
01:25:24.453 --> 01:25:27.873
[Lance] Uh, first off, I've been
down here a couple of days now,

1452
01:25:27.957 --> 01:25:30.543
and I've gotten the chance
to know both families

1453
01:25:30.626 --> 01:25:33.004
and talk to a lot of people
about Tom here,

1454
01:25:33.087 --> 01:25:37.591
and I've heard what a charming,
kind, smart fella he is.

1455
01:25:37.675 --> 01:25:39.760
And, uh, I'm the luckiest guy
in the world,

1456
01:25:39.844 --> 01:25:43.014
because he's gonna take care
of my baby sister, which is great.

1457
01:25:43.097 --> 01:25:45.474
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Thank you.

1458
01:25:47.601 --> 01:25:50.563
- Great job, Tommy. I'm proud of you.
- Well, we did it, didn't we folks?

1459
01:25:50.646 --> 01:25:52.064
Huh?

1460
01:25:52.148 --> 01:25:53.524
[man] Yeah.

1461
01:25:53.607 --> 01:25:57.361
I don't think that any of us
thought that we would end up here.

1462
01:25:57.445 --> 01:26:00.740
- [laughing]
- Two great, very different families.

1463
01:26:00.823 --> 01:26:03.200
Laura Jane, I am honored
to call you my daughter.

1464
01:26:03.284 --> 01:26:06.704
Um, if I... If I could just take
one more second

1465
01:26:06.787 --> 01:26:08.873
to say something
to my beautiful wife, Sherry.

1466
01:26:08.956 --> 01:26:12.293
For so many years I have been
obsessed with my work.

1467
01:26:12.376 --> 01:26:17.340
But I've realized that... the only
thing that matters is you.

1468
01:26:17.423 --> 01:26:20.217
[applause]

1469
01:26:20.301 --> 01:26:22.470
But the one thing I hope these kids learn

1470
01:26:22.553 --> 01:26:28.184
is that it doesn't matter
where you are or when it is.

1471
01:26:29.185 --> 01:26:33.189
But if you have the person you love

1472
01:26:33.272 --> 01:26:36.359
standing next to you by your side...
[chuckles]

1473
01:26:36.442 --> 01:26:39.236
you're in the right place
at the right time.

1474
01:26:43.574 --> 01:26:45.242
And if you have that,

1475
01:26:45.326 --> 01:26:49.747
you will have something that will see you
through a whole host of hard times,

1476
01:26:49.830 --> 01:26:52.291
which include, but are not limited to,

1477
01:26:52.375 --> 01:26:55.586
the occasional dalliance,
premature ejaculation,

1478
01:26:55.669 --> 01:26:58.756
no ejaculation, hemorrhoids,

1479
01:26:58.839 --> 01:27:01.467
that thing they do
where they grind their teeth,

1480
01:27:01.550 --> 01:27:06.055
insomnia, loose teeth,
failing vision, halitosis.

1481
01:27:06.138 --> 01:27:07.640
Menopause.

1482
01:27:07.723 --> 01:27:09.308
[applause]

1483
01:27:09.392 --> 01:27:11.519
I can't wait to spend
the rest of my life with you.

1484
01:27:11.602 --> 01:27:13.437
- [applause]
- [glass clinking]

1485
01:27:14.522 --> 01:27:17.817
Give it, boy.
Give it. Go.

1486
01:27:17.900 --> 01:27:20.903
[pop music playing]

1487
01:28:04.488 --> 01:28:06.490
[reggae music playing]

1488
01:28:18.836 --> 01:28:20.504
[dolphin chittering]

1489
01:28:25.968 --> 01:28:27.887
There's a...

1490
01:28:27.970 --> 01:28:29.805
There's a... you got a dolphin...

1491
01:28:31.348 --> 01:28:34.059
Hey! Hey!
Look! Look to your left!

1492
01:28:34.143 --> 01:28:37.396
To your left! No, I'm not
waving to you. No!

1493
01:28:51.952 --> 01:28:55.080
[grunts]

1494
01:28:55.164 --> 01:28:56.165
[dolphin chittering]

1495
01:29:05.799 --> 01:29:06.842
[dolphin] Retreat.

1496
01:29:09.303 --> 01:29:11.263
We'll be back.

1497
01:29:19.647 --> 01:29:21.273
[grunts]

1498
01:29:25.027 --> 01:29:26.195
I'm great.

1499
01:29:27.196 --> 01:29:28.864
You saved my life.

1500
01:29:28.948 --> 01:29:32.159
If you can believe it,
I'm terrified of the water.

1501
01:29:32.243 --> 01:29:33.953
At least I used to be.

1502
01:29:34.036 --> 01:29:36.205
You're my hero.

1503
01:29:36.288 --> 01:29:37.831
I'm not a hero.

1504
01:29:37.915 --> 01:29:39.833
I'm just Lance.

1505
01:29:39.917 --> 01:29:42.753
Lance, kiss me, you fool.

1506
01:29:42.836 --> 01:29:45.464
[upbeat music playing]

1507
01:29:45.548 --> 01:29:47.550
[birds chattering]
Tits, tits, tits...

1508
01:29:47.633 --> 01:29:52.513
tits, tits, tits, tits,
tits, tits...

1509
01:29:52.596 --> 01:30:00.563
SWEET... tits, tits,tits, tits,
tits, tits,tits,

1510
01:30:00.646 --> 01:30:02.606
<i>IJ“</i>

1511
01:31:11.216 --> 01:31:12.635
[laughing]

1512
01:31:12.718 --> 01:31:15.679
The director is losing it
in the background.

1513
01:31:31.528 --> 01:31:33.113
[laughing]

1514
01:31:39.828 --> 01:31:41.705
<i>[Lance] Just because
you don't know where you are,</i>

1515
01:31:41.789 --> 01:31:43.624
<i>doesn't mean you're lost, Lance.</i>

1516
01:31:43.707 --> 01:31:45.334
<i>It sounds like something Poppy would say.</i>

1517
01:31:45.417 --> 01:31:47.461
<i>I guess it all worked out for the best.</i>

1518
01:31:47.544 --> 01:31:50.381
<i>That being said, where the hell am I?</i>

1519
01:31:53.217 --> 01:31:55.052
We are about to have our sixth kid.

1520
01:31:55.135 --> 01:31:58.013
And Mr. Manfred, sir,
we're gonna name that kid after you,

1521
01:31:58.097 --> 01:32:00.182
and I don't care
if it's a boy or a girl.

1522
01:32:13.278 --> 01:32:14.279
Take me.

1523
01:32:30.587 --> 01:32:34.174
But you see, that's an area I actually
don't have a complaint about.

1524
01:32:34.258 --> 01:32:39.638
Papa, although he looks
large and heavy...

1525
01:32:40.806 --> 01:32:43.267
- <i>is</i> large and heavy.
- [coughing]

1526
01:32:43.350 --> 01:32:45.352
[ukulele playing]

1527
01:32:49.481 --> 01:32:51.525
<i>[Ricky] I'd like to dedicate a song</i>

1528
01:32:51.608 --> 01:32:54.153
<i>to all the girls that slept with Ricky.</i>

1529
01:32:55.779 --> 01:32:58.365
Uh, uh, uh...

1530
01:32:58.449 --> 01:32:59.533
Come back.

1531
01:32:59.616 --> 01:33:01.118
[Ricky] Yup.

1532
01:33:01.201 --> 01:33:02.786
<i>S Ricky's all up in ya a‘</i>

1533
01:33:02.870 --> 01:33:04.329
<i>X Ricky is a ninja a‘</i>

1534
01:33:04.413 --> 01:33:05.706
<i>S Ricky's all up in ya a‘</i>

1535
01:33:05.789 --> 01:33:07.833
<i>X Ricky is a ninja a‘</i>

1536
01:33:07.916 --> 01:33:09.501
<i>S Ricky's all up in ya a‘</i>

1537
01:33:09.585 --> 01:33:10.961
<i>S And Ricky is a ninja S</i>

1538
01:33:11.044 --> 01:33:12.463
<i>♪ All up in Jamaica I‘</i>

1539
01:33:12.546 --> 01:33:13.922
<i>S Ricky's all up in ya. a‘</i>