WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:00.601 --> 00:00:03.071 (gentle music) 2 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08.809 --> 00:00:11.145 (whistling) 5 00:01:18.512 --> 00:01:20.814 - Michael, Michael is that you? 6 00:01:20.814 --> 00:01:21.882 - Nope, no, no, no. 7 00:01:21.882 --> 00:01:23.651 - Michael, seriously? 8 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:29.523 - Hey, how's it going, nice to see you, 9 00:01:29.523 --> 00:01:30.724 nice to see you, Merry Christmas, how are you? 10 00:01:30.724 --> 00:01:33.026 We're gonna do some painting, some wrapping, 11 00:01:33.026 --> 00:01:34.495 nice to see you sir. 12 00:01:34.495 --> 00:01:37.198 And, yeah, we're gonna just, what's the matter Gabby? 13 00:01:41.101 --> 00:01:43.371 Since when in your entire six years of existence 14 00:01:43.371 --> 00:01:44.938 have you not wanted to talk? 15 00:01:47.408 --> 00:01:49.910 - Bobby said Santa isn't real. 16 00:01:52.180 --> 00:01:56.049 - Bobby, why would you say that? 17 00:01:57.251 --> 00:01:59.153 - Well, Mike Morris said that he saw Santa 18 00:01:59.153 --> 00:02:00.754 smoking a cigarette in his car by the mall. 19 00:02:00.754 --> 00:02:03.891 - Mike, Mike Morris. 20 00:02:03.891 --> 00:02:05.926 You guys are listening to Mike Morris? 21 00:02:05.926 --> 00:02:07.328 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 22 00:02:07.328 --> 00:02:08.796 But I'll tell you what, 23 00:02:08.796 --> 00:02:12.466 he probably did see a Santa smoking a cigarette in his car. 24 00:02:12.466 --> 00:02:13.901 - See, I told you so. 25 00:02:13.901 --> 00:02:16.036 - But, that's 'cause that's not the real Santa. 26 00:02:17.605 --> 00:02:19.907 - Not the real Santa? 27 00:02:19.907 --> 00:02:22.176 - Yeah, that was one of his backup Santas. 28 00:02:22.176 --> 00:02:23.544 - Back up Santas? 29 00:02:23.544 --> 00:02:25.446 - Yeah, they're like his helpers. 30 00:02:25.446 --> 00:02:29.817 They're not like elves but they're like backup Santas. 31 00:02:29.817 --> 00:02:32.386 You guys think the real Santa could just go to the mall? 32 00:02:32.386 --> 00:02:34.555 That guy is super famous, people would freak out 33 00:02:34.555 --> 00:02:36.390 and then how would he get all that work done? 34 00:02:36.390 --> 00:02:37.625 - [Bobby] You're just saying that. 35 00:02:37.625 --> 00:02:39.893 - I am not, that is the truth. 36 00:02:39.893 --> 00:02:40.994 - How do you know? 37 00:02:42.129 --> 00:02:44.031 - How do I know, because I know him. 38 00:02:44.031 --> 00:02:45.599 - You know Santa? 39 00:02:46.667 --> 00:02:49.203 - No, I mean, it wasn't me. 40 00:02:49.203 --> 00:02:51.439 It was a guy I know that met a guy that knows him 41 00:02:51.439 --> 00:02:53.241 kind of, so I kind of know him. 42 00:02:53.241 --> 00:02:56.109 - How did he get to meet the real Santa? 43 00:02:56.109 --> 00:02:58.946 - Well, it's actually a funny story, 44 00:02:58.946 --> 00:03:00.381 but we don't really have time, 45 00:03:00.381 --> 00:03:01.048 we're supposed to be doing this wrapping thing. 46 00:03:01.048 --> 00:03:01.882 - Please. 47 00:03:01.882 --> 00:03:03.884 - [All] Please. 48 00:03:03.884 --> 00:03:05.085 - Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you 49 00:03:05.085 --> 00:03:07.455 but you have to promise me one thing, 50 00:03:07.455 --> 00:03:09.357 you can't tell anybody. 51 00:03:09.357 --> 00:03:10.791 - We promise. - I promise. 52 00:03:10.791 --> 00:03:13.026 - Okay, once upon a time there was this guy 53 00:03:13.026 --> 00:03:15.896 and he was like, he was a doctor and he was super awesome, 54 00:03:15.896 --> 00:03:17.365 everybody in town loved him. 55 00:03:17.365 --> 00:03:20.534 He might've been a little bit, what's the word, 56 00:03:21.669 --> 00:03:22.970 self-absorbed no, no. 57 00:03:22.970 --> 00:03:24.472 He was like busy, he was like a busy beaver. 58 00:03:24.472 --> 00:03:26.039 It's like always around like doing something. 59 00:03:26.039 --> 00:03:28.742 I don't know, he was just focusing on the wrong stuff. 60 00:03:31.211 --> 00:03:33.714 - Hey Michael, let me ask you a question. 61 00:03:33.714 --> 00:03:35.816 You were a bathrobe? 62 00:03:35.816 --> 00:03:39.152 - Hey Bob, I don't. 63 00:03:39.152 --> 00:03:41.088 Sorry, I gotta go. 64 00:03:41.088 --> 00:03:42.323 - Well look, the reason I'm asking 65 00:03:42.323 --> 00:03:43.824 is I gotta get another one, 66 00:03:43.824 --> 00:03:46.660 this one's full of holes and stains, I can't wear this. 67 00:03:49.697 --> 00:03:51.231 - I don't know Bob, try Amazon. 68 00:03:52.366 --> 00:03:54.368 - Yeah, Amazon, that's a good idea. 69 00:03:54.368 --> 00:03:56.103 I guess this is why you make the big bucks 70 00:03:56.103 --> 00:03:58.806 and I'm standing around this raggedy bathrobe, 71 00:03:58.806 --> 00:04:00.508 freezing my buns off. 72 00:04:00.508 --> 00:04:03.176 Speaking of buns, you know my son 73 00:04:03.176 --> 00:04:04.512 he's always thinking about-- 74 00:04:04.512 --> 00:04:05.979 - Gotta go, thanks 75 00:04:05.979 --> 00:04:08.682 (indistinct) 76 00:04:08.682 --> 00:04:10.618 - A nice donut, speaking of buns. 77 00:04:11.985 --> 00:04:13.253 Not bad either. 78 00:04:16.357 --> 00:04:17.458 - You can't park here. 79 00:04:18.626 --> 00:04:20.127 You can't park here, this is a private lot. 80 00:04:20.127 --> 00:04:22.996 I don't know, he wasn't always the nicest guy. 81 00:04:25.466 --> 00:04:27.501 This is for my patients. 82 00:04:27.501 --> 00:04:29.503 You can't get parking here, so. 83 00:04:32.973 --> 00:04:35.309 Communication is a difficult thing, 84 00:04:35.309 --> 00:04:36.677 even when you use words. 85 00:04:38.612 --> 00:04:41.782 (heartbeat throbbing) 86 00:04:46.354 --> 00:04:48.389 - I don't even think it's a real problem. 87 00:04:48.389 --> 00:04:51.459 What, just because a judge says I get angry 88 00:04:51.459 --> 00:04:52.292 a little too much. 89 00:04:52.292 --> 00:04:54.895 I mean, please come on. 90 00:04:54.895 --> 00:04:56.630 What, now I gotta go see a therapist 91 00:04:56.630 --> 00:04:58.165 for the rest of my life. 92 00:04:59.533 --> 00:05:01.969 - Look, it's just temporary, right? 93 00:05:01.969 --> 00:05:04.171 This is pending an evaluation, so. 94 00:05:04.171 --> 00:05:05.373 - He didn't tell me that the nurse 95 00:05:05.373 --> 00:05:06.340 was gonna put the needle in. 96 00:05:06.340 --> 00:05:08.241 You gotta warn a guy, right? 97 00:05:08.241 --> 00:05:09.710 I mean, she didn't do that. 98 00:05:10.878 --> 00:05:13.080 - Big guys have feelings too. 99 00:05:13.080 --> 00:05:15.516 I was hanging out with Ving Rhames the other day. 100 00:05:15.516 --> 00:05:17.951 He's not sensitive about his size at all. 101 00:05:17.951 --> 00:05:19.420 I just don't get it. 102 00:05:19.420 --> 00:05:21.188 - Are you feeling like you can't express yourself 103 00:05:21.188 --> 00:05:22.756 because of your size? 104 00:05:22.756 --> 00:05:24.358 - I could be in a situation where 105 00:05:24.358 --> 00:05:26.760 someone's struggling to lift something up 106 00:05:26.760 --> 00:05:28.529 and I don't even have to know the person 107 00:05:28.529 --> 00:05:30.297 and they are looking at me like 108 00:05:30.297 --> 00:05:33.967 why aren't you helping me with this refrigerator? 109 00:05:33.967 --> 00:05:35.135 - I think one of the reasons 110 00:05:35.135 --> 00:05:36.970 why you may be feeling frustrated. 111 00:05:36.970 --> 00:05:39.707 (buzzer beeping) 112 00:05:40.808 --> 00:05:42.242 - Wrong answer. 113 00:05:42.242 --> 00:05:44.578 - So you know, I don't hate you, I hate the judge. 114 00:05:44.578 --> 00:05:47.481 - Okay, why don't we just circle back in, 115 00:05:47.481 --> 00:05:49.983 I think we've gone off the rails a little bit. 116 00:05:49.983 --> 00:05:52.085 I have to be honest, Michael. 117 00:05:53.821 --> 00:05:55.689 You know we've been doing this for a while now 118 00:05:55.689 --> 00:05:56.557 and I think-- 119 00:05:59.460 --> 00:06:02.062 (gun firing) 120 00:06:02.062 --> 00:06:05.132 One of the main problems is this behavior. 121 00:06:05.132 --> 00:06:08.201 (car engine revving) 122 00:06:09.470 --> 00:06:12.039 (car crashing) 123 00:06:13.306 --> 00:06:15.543 - It just gets me upset. 124 00:06:15.543 --> 00:06:17.445 I mean, he doesn't know me. 125 00:06:17.445 --> 00:06:18.646 I'm a really nice guy. 126 00:06:18.646 --> 00:06:20.147 - I don't know. 127 00:06:20.147 --> 00:06:23.817 The judge just think that maybe therapy will help. 128 00:06:23.817 --> 00:06:25.886 - Help, if he thought I needed help 129 00:06:25.886 --> 00:06:27.955 why did he send me to therapy? 130 00:06:27.955 --> 00:06:29.790 - How tall are you, man, stand up. 131 00:06:31.224 --> 00:06:32.359 - I prefer not to. 132 00:06:32.359 --> 00:06:34.261 - You tell me to express myself, 133 00:06:34.261 --> 00:06:36.329 you started this. 134 00:06:36.329 --> 00:06:38.599 - You know what, time's up. 135 00:06:38.599 --> 00:06:40.668 We'll pick this up, you know, next time. 136 00:06:40.668 --> 00:06:42.135 And now you all out of time, 137 00:06:42.135 --> 00:06:43.403 now you're in a hurry? 138 00:06:43.403 --> 00:06:45.506 See, that's something you little dudes say. 139 00:06:47.074 --> 00:06:50.511 I will find out how tall you are, believe me. 140 00:06:56.817 --> 00:06:59.252 - But I'm trying to help you, okay. 141 00:07:00.353 --> 00:07:01.555 I mean, do you realize I've only heard 142 00:07:01.555 --> 00:07:04.124 your real voice maybe twice, maybe once? 143 00:07:04.124 --> 00:07:05.659 (dogs snarling) 144 00:07:05.659 --> 00:07:08.496 I mean, don't you think that there may be a problem here? 145 00:07:09.429 --> 00:07:11.932 (dog barking) 146 00:07:16.269 --> 00:07:18.438 - He doesn't sound that awesome. 147 00:07:18.438 --> 00:07:20.541 - Well, he was that awesome. 148 00:07:20.541 --> 00:07:22.042 - I don't like him either. 149 00:07:22.042 --> 00:07:23.410 - Why don't you like him, you don't even know him. 150 00:07:23.410 --> 00:07:26.079 Will you just give him a chance, gosh. 151 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:28.649 I mean, he even had his own secretary. 152 00:07:28.649 --> 00:07:29.917 I mean, it might've been his aunt, 153 00:07:29.917 --> 00:07:31.785 but it's still cool he had a secretary. 154 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:35.889 - Wait, isn't your aunt your secretary too? 155 00:07:37.390 --> 00:07:41.895 - Yes, a lot of doctors have aunts as secretaries. 156 00:07:41.895 --> 00:07:43.230 That's like a thing, all right, you know what, 157 00:07:43.230 --> 00:07:44.464 no more questions. 158 00:07:44.464 --> 00:07:46.667 All right, the story is just getting started. 159 00:07:46.667 --> 00:07:47.501 - Okay. 160 00:07:47.501 --> 00:07:48.669 - Life was great, 161 00:07:48.669 --> 00:07:50.237 he thought he had everything figured out. 162 00:07:50.237 --> 00:07:51.739 Everything was good 163 00:07:51.739 --> 00:07:55.543 and then the reality was he was missing something, 164 00:07:56.577 --> 00:07:57.678 something big. 165 00:07:58.579 --> 00:08:00.047 - So I said to her, 166 00:08:00.047 --> 00:08:01.582 just don't get involved in every detail 167 00:08:01.582 --> 00:08:03.584 and then you won't get aggravated about everything. 168 00:08:03.584 --> 00:08:05.218 You know, just ask for. 169 00:08:06.119 --> 00:08:08.221 Oh, Michael, Michael, hold on, 170 00:08:08.221 --> 00:08:10.190 I need you to sign right here. 171 00:08:10.190 --> 00:08:12.292 - Right, what am I signing? 172 00:08:12.292 --> 00:08:14.762 - You're giving me a raise, hurray. 173 00:08:14.762 --> 00:08:16.063 Family bonus. 174 00:08:16.063 --> 00:08:18.265 - All right, yes, great, just take it. 175 00:08:18.265 --> 00:08:21.301 Hey and Janine, can we take this down, please? 176 00:08:21.301 --> 00:08:22.803 - Michael, it's Christmas. 177 00:08:22.803 --> 00:08:26.907 - Yeah, but this is just a lot and it's not Christmas yet. 178 00:08:26.907 --> 00:08:28.308 - Yeah, it's Christmas, okay? 179 00:08:28.308 --> 00:08:29.242 It's a season. 180 00:08:29.242 --> 00:08:30.778 - Right, but this is my office 181 00:08:30.778 --> 00:08:33.513 and I think that this just looks a little unprofessional. 182 00:08:33.513 --> 00:08:36.183 Like this is moving, the head is going back and forth. 183 00:08:36.183 --> 00:08:38.786 - Michael look, I know you don't like Christmas. 184 00:08:38.786 --> 00:08:43.156 Everyone else in the world loves Christmas except for you. 185 00:08:43.156 --> 00:08:45.859 Okay, and it makes them feel more comfortable. 186 00:08:45.859 --> 00:08:48.261 - I don't dislike Christmas. 187 00:08:48.261 --> 00:08:49.296 This is ridiculous. 188 00:08:50.163 --> 00:08:51.398 - Okay, fine, fine. 189 00:08:51.398 --> 00:08:53.601 I'll consider taking some of the stuff down 190 00:08:53.601 --> 00:08:55.335 but I'm not taking all of it down. 191 00:08:58.438 --> 00:09:00.473 I got you the best gift to give to Sasha. 192 00:09:00.473 --> 00:09:02.810 - Oh God, thank you so much. 193 00:09:02.810 --> 00:09:04.544 What's the occasion? 194 00:09:04.544 --> 00:09:07.347 - She's your wife, that's the occasion. 195 00:09:07.347 --> 00:09:09.082 - Ah, yes, thank you. 196 00:09:10.651 --> 00:09:12.152 - Oh, Michael, one more thing. 197 00:09:15.322 --> 00:09:16.890 When are you gonna have a baby? 198 00:09:18.826 --> 00:09:20.293 - Don't meddle Janine. 199 00:09:20.293 --> 00:09:22.162 - Okay, but Michael, you keep avoiding the question. 200 00:09:22.162 --> 00:09:25.565 And let me tell you, that thing's not gonna work forever. 201 00:09:25.565 --> 00:09:28.769 See how you like being old with no kids. 202 00:09:28.769 --> 00:09:31.639 - And, I saved the best for last. 203 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:32.472 - Santa? 204 00:09:34.174 --> 00:09:35.976 - No, not yet. 205 00:09:35.976 --> 00:09:38.278 But he was married to the bestest girl 206 00:09:38.278 --> 00:09:39.880 in the whole wide world, 207 00:09:39.880 --> 00:09:42.549 and she was a teacher and everybody loved her. 208 00:09:42.549 --> 00:09:44.251 - We just spelled it. 209 00:09:44.251 --> 00:09:45.185 - Okay, yeah, so we did. 210 00:09:45.185 --> 00:09:46.119 We learned it this morning, 211 00:09:46.119 --> 00:09:47.454 let's see if we remember. 212 00:09:47.454 --> 00:09:49.723 Caterpillar, what's the first thing you hear? 213 00:09:49.723 --> 00:09:50.958 - Cat. - Cat. 214 00:09:50.958 --> 00:09:52.459 - Right, okay, so we know how to spell cat, 215 00:09:52.459 --> 00:09:54.427 right, perfect. 216 00:09:54.427 --> 00:09:57.197 Then cat-e-r. 217 00:09:57.197 --> 00:09:58.431 - What's going on here? 218 00:09:58.431 --> 00:10:00.600 We have Christmas all along the left, 219 00:10:00.600 --> 00:10:02.736 no Christmas over here. 220 00:10:02.736 --> 00:10:04.471 - [Michael] And the principal of the school. 221 00:10:04.471 --> 00:10:07.540 Well, he also like liked Sasha. 222 00:10:08.742 --> 00:10:13.446 - And then R, like a pirate, exactly. 223 00:10:13.446 --> 00:10:15.783 Okay, so that my little friends 224 00:10:15.783 --> 00:10:17.685 is how you spell Caterpillar. 225 00:10:17.685 --> 00:10:19.452 Cat, like a cat. 226 00:10:19.452 --> 00:10:24.024 - [Michael] And he was really tough. 227 00:10:24.024 --> 00:10:25.693 - Hey, you, come over. 228 00:10:28.796 --> 00:10:30.330 Not that close, back up. 229 00:10:32.432 --> 00:10:33.533 What's your name? 230 00:10:33.533 --> 00:10:34.367 - Angus. 231 00:10:36.336 --> 00:10:38.338 - What's going on, Angus? 232 00:10:38.338 --> 00:10:40.073 - I only have all my posters 233 00:10:40.073 --> 00:10:42.442 for the annual school supply drive. 234 00:10:42.442 --> 00:10:44.611 We do this every year, as you can see. 235 00:10:44.611 --> 00:10:46.714 - Okay, that's enough, that's enough. 236 00:10:47.915 --> 00:10:49.950 That's great you have your flyer, 237 00:10:49.950 --> 00:10:54.421 really good use of the computer and your printing skills. 238 00:10:54.421 --> 00:10:55.789 It's very, very good. 239 00:10:55.789 --> 00:10:58.425 However, I'm looking at the wall here. 240 00:10:58.425 --> 00:11:03.330 And what I'm noticing is that there is no sign 241 00:11:03.330 --> 00:11:07.000 saying that this is a designated flyer zone. 242 00:11:08.235 --> 00:11:10.237 - No, except I also don't see a sign 243 00:11:10.237 --> 00:11:12.039 saying that it is not. 244 00:11:12.039 --> 00:11:15.175 - Right, but in order to put up flyers 245 00:11:15.175 --> 00:11:18.445 it has to be in a designated flyer zone, 246 00:11:18.445 --> 00:11:20.513 and there's unfortunately for you 247 00:11:20.513 --> 00:11:23.717 no sign that says this is a designated flyer zone. 248 00:11:23.717 --> 00:11:28.255 So why would you put up a flyer in a non flyer zone? 249 00:11:28.255 --> 00:11:30.223 Now, Angus ask me a question. 250 00:11:30.223 --> 00:11:34.027 Would you eat a cheeseburger in a hot dog zone? 251 00:11:34.027 --> 00:11:35.428 - No. 252 00:11:35.428 --> 00:11:39.332 - Would you eat a burrito in a no taco zone? 253 00:11:40.700 --> 00:11:41.501 - Maybe. 254 00:11:42.870 --> 00:11:44.404 - You should eat a burrito in no a taco zone, 255 00:11:44.404 --> 00:11:47.775 that was a trick question which you failed, okay. 256 00:11:47.775 --> 00:11:49.309 But a burrito is not a taco, 257 00:11:49.309 --> 00:11:52.279 so if it's a no taco zone, you can eat a burrito there. 258 00:11:52.279 --> 00:11:57.050 - Well, a burrito is the same thing as the taco, except. 259 00:11:57.050 --> 00:11:59.386 Okay so this is a taco, it curves like this, 260 00:11:59.386 --> 00:12:01.855 and then this is a burrito, you fold it around. 261 00:12:01.855 --> 00:12:05.859 - I like your energy on this topic, but you're wrong. 262 00:12:06.994 --> 00:12:11.598 And the point is I just see a violation here 263 00:12:11.598 --> 00:12:14.802 and I don't know why this sign is tilted, I don't know-- 264 00:12:15.869 --> 00:12:18.271 - Artistic liberties Mr. Johnson. 265 00:12:18.271 --> 00:12:20.073 - Principal. 266 00:12:20.073 --> 00:12:22.442 - No Principal Mr. Johnson. 267 00:12:22.442 --> 00:12:23.276 - Thank you. 268 00:12:26.646 --> 00:12:28.381 Yeah, you got a lot of flyers here. 269 00:12:29.482 --> 00:12:33.787 Angus, what's your least favorite subject? 270 00:12:33.787 --> 00:12:34.621 - [Angus] Math. 271 00:12:42.462 --> 00:12:43.763 - Attention to everyone, 272 00:12:43.763 --> 00:12:47.067 this is Principal Mr. Johnson. 273 00:12:47.067 --> 00:12:50.103 We are extending school hours today, 274 00:12:50.103 --> 00:12:55.075 an extra 45 minutes of math class for everyone. 275 00:12:56.543 --> 00:12:59.312 Even though you've already taken math earlier today 276 00:12:59.312 --> 00:13:00.647 you're doing it again. 277 00:13:00.647 --> 00:13:04.852 Any complaints, talk to your favorite classmate 278 00:13:04.852 --> 00:13:08.288 and bake sale enthusiast, Angus. 279 00:13:11.791 --> 00:13:13.060 Let's take these down. 280 00:13:13.060 --> 00:13:14.294 - [Michael] You see, this super cool guy 281 00:13:14.294 --> 00:13:16.529 didn't realize just how perfect his wife was, 282 00:13:16.529 --> 00:13:19.632 so they did what many mommies and daddies do. 283 00:13:19.632 --> 00:13:21.201 - Have a baby? 284 00:13:21.201 --> 00:13:22.970 - [Michael] See a marriage counselor. 285 00:13:26.006 --> 00:13:28.175 - We're leaving in 20 minutes. 286 00:13:28.175 --> 00:13:29.242 - Ow. 287 00:13:29.242 --> 00:13:30.543 - You forgot, oh my God. 288 00:13:30.543 --> 00:13:31.544 - I didn't, no. 289 00:13:34.114 --> 00:13:34.948 Can we cancel it? 290 00:13:34.948 --> 00:13:36.183 - No. - No. 291 00:13:36.183 --> 00:13:37.717 - No, we're going. 292 00:13:37.717 --> 00:13:40.387 - Okay, honey, it's been a long day, I've had a lot. 293 00:13:40.387 --> 00:13:42.222 And I have to teach tonight at eight. 294 00:13:44.191 --> 00:13:47.060 I have to have a big conversation with Herbie. 295 00:13:47.060 --> 00:13:48.728 - What about? 296 00:13:50.397 --> 00:13:51.731 - He wants to play softball all year round, 297 00:13:51.731 --> 00:13:53.500 he's crazy with it, he wants to play indoors, 298 00:13:53.500 --> 00:13:54.868 how do you play indoor softball? 299 00:13:54.868 --> 00:13:56.203 It's a winter sports. 300 00:13:56.203 --> 00:13:57.437 - Michael, he's your best friend, 301 00:13:57.437 --> 00:13:59.339 he just wants to spend time with you. 302 00:13:59.339 --> 00:14:02.142 - Yeah hun, but that's a little-- 303 00:14:02.142 --> 00:14:04.677 - I'm sensing a theme. 304 00:14:04.677 --> 00:14:05.879 - No. 305 00:14:05.879 --> 00:14:07.280 - There's a theme. - There isn't. 306 00:14:07.280 --> 00:14:08.781 - Herbie wants to spend time with you. 307 00:14:08.781 --> 00:14:10.984 I would like to spend a little bit more time with you 308 00:14:10.984 --> 00:14:15.989 but for some reason you just want to work and do this. 309 00:14:16.924 --> 00:14:18.225 - I just have a lot going on. 310 00:14:18.225 --> 00:14:20.293 You know, it's not that I don't want to. 311 00:14:21.728 --> 00:14:24.731 It's just hectic, it'll be less hectic soon, I promise. 312 00:14:24.731 --> 00:14:27.200 - Okay, I understand that you're stressed 313 00:14:27.200 --> 00:14:30.503 and I have just been very supportive of you. 314 00:14:30.503 --> 00:14:32.105 You started your own practice, 315 00:14:32.105 --> 00:14:34.441 you started teaching these night classes. 316 00:14:34.441 --> 00:14:37.110 I get it, the only thing that I am asking for 317 00:14:37.110 --> 00:14:39.512 is that we continue to see Dr. Leland, okay? 318 00:14:40.948 --> 00:14:42.749 Come on, I'll get your shoes. 319 00:14:48.355 --> 00:14:51.891 - I don't wanna make any assumptions, but. 320 00:14:54.361 --> 00:14:56.463 - Oh, yeah. 321 00:14:56.463 --> 00:14:59.332 Well, I didn't have time to change before I came. 322 00:15:01.434 --> 00:15:03.370 I'm sorry, but also on that note, 323 00:15:03.370 --> 00:15:04.804 we're gonna have to leave a little bit early 324 00:15:04.804 --> 00:15:06.039 because I have to change-- 325 00:15:06.039 --> 00:15:07.440 - He forgot about our session, again. 326 00:15:07.440 --> 00:15:10.910 - Now, Michael, before you respond 327 00:15:10.910 --> 00:15:13.380 it's important that you listen. 328 00:15:14.814 --> 00:15:17.750 - You do know that I am my psychiatrist as well, right? 329 00:15:17.750 --> 00:15:22.755 - Well, what you do is different than what I do. 330 00:15:23.623 --> 00:15:27.394 How has your intimacy been? 331 00:15:35.168 --> 00:15:36.803 - Good. 332 00:15:36.803 --> 00:15:40.707 - Should I be practicing my intimacy? 333 00:15:40.707 --> 00:15:42.809 - No, no, you shouldn't, 334 00:15:42.809 --> 00:15:44.211 you definitely should not be. 335 00:15:44.211 --> 00:15:45.812 Okay, we're gonna just skip ahead 336 00:15:45.812 --> 00:15:47.914 a little bit in the story, okay? 337 00:15:47.914 --> 00:15:49.149 Skip that. 338 00:15:49.149 --> 00:15:51.985 - Michael, Sasha has been very open 339 00:15:51.985 --> 00:15:56.623 about the fact that she'd like to have a child soon. 340 00:15:56.623 --> 00:15:59.959 I think you should be more receptive to that. 341 00:16:02.329 --> 00:16:03.163 - I'm open. 342 00:16:05.298 --> 00:16:07.534 The problem is that it's not possible right now, 343 00:16:07.534 --> 00:16:09.036 because we are busy, we were running around. 344 00:16:09.036 --> 00:16:11.104 You have school, you have all that actresses school stuff. 345 00:16:11.104 --> 00:16:13.873 - It's only impossible because you take on so much work 346 00:16:13.873 --> 00:16:15.642 that you avoid all of our home issues. 347 00:16:15.642 --> 00:16:16.809 - I have to work. 348 00:16:16.809 --> 00:16:18.911 Like people work, that happens. 349 00:16:18.911 --> 00:16:21.014 - Yeah, but your work is in your control. 350 00:16:21.014 --> 00:16:23.316 Right now, he just started a private practice 351 00:16:23.316 --> 00:16:25.618 and he's also teaching night classes. 352 00:16:25.618 --> 00:16:28.621 - It helps to just make sure it's consistent. 353 00:16:28.621 --> 00:16:30.357 I'm sorry for working. 354 00:16:30.357 --> 00:16:33.926 - Are you hearing Sasha, Michael? 355 00:16:35.095 --> 00:16:38.198 - Yes, I'm sitting right here, I hear her. 356 00:16:38.198 --> 00:16:42.335 - Like, are you really listening? 357 00:16:44.504 --> 00:16:45.905 - He's not 358 00:16:45.905 --> 00:16:49.376 - Yes, okay I hear you, I'm right here. 359 00:16:49.376 --> 00:16:52.279 - What I'm hearing from you Michael 360 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:57.284 is your fear of starting a whole family. 361 00:16:58.385 --> 00:16:59.752 What are your feelings about that? 362 00:17:02.822 --> 00:17:05.558 - I do wanna start a family. 363 00:17:05.558 --> 00:17:09.962 - No one is saying you need to have a child tomorrow. 364 00:17:09.962 --> 00:17:11.664 - Right, or the next day, 365 00:17:11.664 --> 00:17:13.466 I just wanna hear that you're excited about it. 366 00:17:13.466 --> 00:17:15.668 - You know, you can't have a kid tomorrow anyway. 367 00:17:19.072 --> 00:17:22.342 - She wants to believe in you. 368 00:17:24.043 --> 00:17:25.978 - Fine, I get it, we'll start a family. 369 00:17:27.380 --> 00:17:30.850 - Good, now that wasn't so hard, was it? 370 00:17:33.320 --> 00:17:36.456 Here's what I'm going to suggest. 371 00:17:36.456 --> 00:17:41.461 Three nights a week, you have a date night 372 00:17:43.062 --> 00:17:48.067 but no alcohol, it's bad for conception. 373 00:17:52.405 --> 00:17:53.406 - Doctor's orders. 374 00:17:55.442 --> 00:17:57.110 I'm excited, aren't you excited? 375 00:17:57.110 --> 00:17:58.711 - Yes. 376 00:17:58.711 --> 00:18:00.713 So he was getting a lot of pressure 377 00:18:00.713 --> 00:18:03.316 and he decided he wanted to talk to her about it. 378 00:18:03.316 --> 00:18:05.452 And he also needed to talk to Herbie 379 00:18:05.452 --> 00:18:07.354 about not playing softball. 380 00:18:08.955 --> 00:18:10.723 - Hey. - Hey man. 381 00:18:10.723 --> 00:18:13.926 Hey, what's up? 382 00:18:13.926 --> 00:18:16.729 - Hey, you have to be on time for your appointments. 383 00:18:18.265 --> 00:18:20.333 - Herbie, this is lunch, this isn't an appointment 384 00:18:20.333 --> 00:18:22.202 and I'm like two minutes late. 385 00:18:22.202 --> 00:18:23.069 - Two and a half. 386 00:18:24.103 --> 00:18:24.937 - Two and a half. 387 00:18:24.937 --> 00:18:26.973 All right, sorry, fine. 388 00:18:26.973 --> 00:18:28.841 - So, how are things? 389 00:18:30.477 --> 00:18:32.412 - To be honest, I feel like I'm losing my mind. 390 00:18:32.412 --> 00:18:35.982 Sasha used to be so understanding about everything. 391 00:18:35.982 --> 00:18:38.618 And now it's, like we both agreed 392 00:18:38.618 --> 00:18:40.787 that starting my own practice was a good career move. 393 00:18:40.787 --> 00:18:42.989 And she knows I have to teach at the community college, 394 00:18:42.989 --> 00:18:44.491 it's a little extra money, 395 00:18:44.491 --> 00:18:45.958 it's a good opportunity to publish stuff and whatever. 396 00:18:45.958 --> 00:18:49.396 But lately all we talk about when I'm home is babies. 397 00:18:50.830 --> 00:18:55.368 - Wow, man, I'm really glad you came to meet me, you know. 398 00:18:56.236 --> 00:18:58.037 We really have to talk softball. 399 00:19:00.940 --> 00:19:03.776 - You didn't listen to a word I just said, did you? 400 00:19:03.776 --> 00:19:05.378 - No, I heard all of it. 401 00:19:05.378 --> 00:19:07.914 Sasha wants a kid and you're a bum. 402 00:19:09.449 --> 00:19:11.251 - All right, Herbie, you wanna talk softball? 403 00:19:11.251 --> 00:19:12.719 - Yeah. 404 00:19:12.719 --> 00:19:15.555 - I think that it is time to throw in the towel. 405 00:19:15.555 --> 00:19:17.490 We haven't won a game in five years. 406 00:19:17.490 --> 00:19:19.892 I mean, what are we doing out there, man? 407 00:19:20.760 --> 00:19:21.694 - What do you mean? 408 00:19:22.829 --> 00:19:24.331 I paid up front for the whole year. 409 00:19:25.198 --> 00:19:26.933 You want me to be on $60? 410 00:19:26.933 --> 00:19:28.635 It's not refundable, Michael. 411 00:19:28.635 --> 00:19:30.136 - I will cover the cost. 412 00:19:31.070 --> 00:19:32.205 - It's not about the cost, 413 00:19:32.205 --> 00:19:34.106 it's about friendship and teamwork. 414 00:19:35.275 --> 00:19:36.743 - Why don't we do something else? 415 00:19:36.743 --> 00:19:38.378 Why don't we get to play softball in the winter time? 416 00:19:38.378 --> 00:19:40.447 - Tell me, to bring (indistinct) softball. 417 00:19:40.447 --> 00:19:42.282 - All right, all right, fine. 418 00:19:42.282 --> 00:19:43.650 Hey, just relax. 419 00:19:43.650 --> 00:19:44.484 - Just tell me. 420 00:19:44.484 --> 00:19:46.719 - Shh, just relax, 421 00:19:46.719 --> 00:19:48.621 we're gonna have fun and play softball. 422 00:19:54.394 --> 00:19:55.795 - I'm sorry, man. 423 00:19:57.163 --> 00:19:58.631 I love softball, man. 424 00:19:59.966 --> 00:20:04.136 Listen, man, I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos 425 00:20:05.204 --> 00:20:07.807 and my game is improving, you'll see. 426 00:20:07.807 --> 00:20:10.610 - The videos didn't help anything. 427 00:20:10.610 --> 00:20:13.380 Herbie was easily the worst softball player ever. 428 00:20:15.315 --> 00:20:16.749 (screaming) 429 00:20:16.749 --> 00:20:20.052 It's chilly out my hands, it's a little limpy. 430 00:20:20.052 --> 00:20:21.153 Maybe it's cause I'm too quick 431 00:20:21.153 --> 00:20:22.389 and my arms are too strong, man. 432 00:20:22.389 --> 00:20:24.324 You gotta be there man. 433 00:20:24.324 --> 00:20:26.726 Come on, man, it's nice to have a softball, bro. 434 00:20:28.628 --> 00:20:30.263 - Don't do that. 435 00:20:30.263 --> 00:20:31.464 - I know what I'm doing. 436 00:20:32.565 --> 00:20:34.467 - I've seen Amish websites with more hits. 437 00:20:43.910 --> 00:20:45.678 - Tie goes to the runner, man. 438 00:20:45.678 --> 00:20:47.814 It goes to the runner. 439 00:20:47.814 --> 00:20:49.682 - It's softball, what are you talking about? 440 00:20:49.682 --> 00:20:52.051 - [Michael] So Herbie was terrible 441 00:20:52.051 --> 00:20:55.121 and Janine was really starting to get on his nerves. 442 00:20:55.121 --> 00:20:56.456 - Oh Michael, Michael. 443 00:20:59.191 --> 00:21:01.461 How was your session with Dr. Leland yesterday? 444 00:21:03.996 --> 00:21:05.998 - Yeah, we're not gonna do that. 445 00:21:07.434 --> 00:21:08.701 Fine, I don't care, 446 00:21:08.701 --> 00:21:09.802 I can just call Sasha and get all the dits, 447 00:21:09.802 --> 00:21:11.203 I don't need you. 448 00:21:15.207 --> 00:21:17.710 - You know, if you weren't family 449 00:21:17.710 --> 00:21:19.011 I'd probably fire you. 450 00:21:20.179 --> 00:21:22.281 - But we are family. 451 00:21:22.281 --> 00:21:26.085 - And because he needed to teach classes at night, 452 00:21:26.085 --> 00:21:28.588 things were getting a little bit strained at home. 453 00:21:29.456 --> 00:21:30.623 So who can tell me 454 00:21:31.958 --> 00:21:34.927 some of the early symptoms of schizophrenia? 455 00:21:41.233 --> 00:21:42.735 No? 456 00:21:42.735 --> 00:21:45.204 It was in the reading, nothing. 457 00:21:46.773 --> 00:21:48.341 Nobody, okay. 458 00:21:48.341 --> 00:21:50.877 You know what, this seems like a good time to wrap. 459 00:21:50.877 --> 00:21:52.645 So why don't we take this up next week? 460 00:21:52.645 --> 00:21:55.648 Thank you guys, I guess, good job. 461 00:21:55.648 --> 00:21:57.149 None of this is gonna be on the final anyway. 462 00:21:57.149 --> 00:22:00.553 So be safe, I heard that there's like a snow, so. 463 00:22:05.858 --> 00:22:08.027 - I've been recording all of your sessions, 464 00:22:08.027 --> 00:22:09.862 I have a question. 465 00:22:09.862 --> 00:22:11.063 - Okay. 466 00:22:11.063 --> 00:22:14.867 - Psychology means psycho, we're psychos? 467 00:22:16.068 --> 00:22:17.203 - What, psychos? 468 00:22:17.203 --> 00:22:18.505 - Psycho-logy. 469 00:22:18.505 --> 00:22:19.338 - No, no. 470 00:22:20.640 --> 00:22:22.141 Did you get that from tonight? 471 00:22:23.342 --> 00:22:24.977 Is that like a recorded thing? 472 00:22:27.614 --> 00:22:31.117 - Is that legal to record you? 473 00:22:31.117 --> 00:22:33.319 - I don't know, are you recording right now? 474 00:22:34.754 --> 00:22:36.255 It's just always recording me? 475 00:22:37.457 --> 00:22:40.960 - Hold on a second, this is not therapy. 476 00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:43.129 - Yeah, you're cheaper than my therapist. 477 00:22:45.031 --> 00:22:46.098 - We need to make this distinction. 478 00:22:46.098 --> 00:22:47.033 This is not therapy, 479 00:22:47.033 --> 00:22:49.268 this is like introduction to-- 480 00:22:49.268 --> 00:22:50.970 - I learned a lot in my own therapy 481 00:22:50.970 --> 00:22:53.339 and I learned a lot in this therapy class. 482 00:22:53.339 --> 00:22:54.874 I'm like a therapist already. 483 00:22:54.874 --> 00:22:58.678 And my mom says I should talk to you more. 484 00:22:58.678 --> 00:23:01.380 - Do you have any questions about the final or anything? 485 00:23:01.380 --> 00:23:03.416 - All right, I got what I need, 486 00:23:03.416 --> 00:23:05.084 I'll listen to it tonight, again. 487 00:23:05.918 --> 00:23:06.753 Thank you. 488 00:23:10.056 --> 00:23:12.024 - Professor, hey professor. 489 00:23:12.024 --> 00:23:14.794 - Hi, yes, Brenda how are you? 490 00:23:14.794 --> 00:23:16.796 - I'm good, how are you? 491 00:23:17.964 --> 00:23:20.032 A couple of us are going out for drinks tonight 492 00:23:20.032 --> 00:23:20.967 if you're interested. 493 00:23:20.967 --> 00:23:23.836 - Oh yeah, I would love to 494 00:23:23.836 --> 00:23:24.837 but my wife is home. 495 00:23:27.774 --> 00:23:29.642 - I was hoping to be a dancer, 496 00:23:29.642 --> 00:23:32.411 but I guess listen to people could be a good backup plan, 497 00:23:32.411 --> 00:23:33.946 'cause, you know, I'm at a friend's house, 498 00:23:33.946 --> 00:23:37.049 they let me listen to them (indistinct) 499 00:23:38.117 --> 00:23:39.586 - Yeah, but my wife's at home. 500 00:23:39.586 --> 00:23:41.187 I can't stop for a beer, I'm sorry. 501 00:23:41.187 --> 00:23:44.090 - Come on, come we drink, one beer? 502 00:23:44.090 --> 00:23:45.458 - I can't, just one. 503 00:23:45.458 --> 00:23:46.425 All right, maybe just one. 504 00:23:46.425 --> 00:23:47.426 All right, I think I can do one. 505 00:23:47.426 --> 00:23:48.728 Let me hold my jacket. 506 00:23:50.630 --> 00:23:51.731 Which part do you guys go to? 507 00:23:51.731 --> 00:23:52.932 So he went out. 508 00:23:54.734 --> 00:23:56.268 He was just on the wrong path. 509 00:24:01.641 --> 00:24:03.075 - You're a little late. 510 00:24:03.075 --> 00:24:05.545 - Yeah, I'm so sorry, hunny. 511 00:24:05.545 --> 00:24:07.514 The students had a bunch of questions after class, 512 00:24:07.514 --> 00:24:08.848 so we stayed a little later. 513 00:24:08.848 --> 00:24:10.216 - Two hours of questions. 514 00:24:10.216 --> 00:24:12.084 - Yeah, a lot of questions. 515 00:24:15.387 --> 00:24:16.723 - And you've been drinking. 516 00:24:20.359 --> 00:24:23.329 - Yeah, some of the questions did happen at a bar. 517 00:24:26.999 --> 00:24:29.001 - We were supposed to have a date. 518 00:24:29.001 --> 00:24:31.170 Dr. Leland said three date nights a week. 519 00:24:31.170 --> 00:24:34.106 Once again, you just completely ignored his advice. 520 00:24:34.106 --> 00:24:36.743 And I told you I'm ovulating. 521 00:24:36.743 --> 00:24:37.610 (record scratching) 522 00:24:37.610 --> 00:24:38.811 - What's ovulating? 523 00:24:46.218 --> 00:24:48.220 - Look, it just means she wanted a baby. 524 00:24:48.220 --> 00:24:52.024 Okay, and that's what I believe, anyway. 525 00:24:52.024 --> 00:24:52.892 - I'm ovulating. 526 00:24:52.892 --> 00:24:55.394 - No, you are not. 527 00:24:55.394 --> 00:24:56.629 You are not. 528 00:24:58.931 --> 00:25:00.032 No more questions 529 00:25:01.467 --> 00:25:03.169 or else you guys are not gonna know the rest of the story. 530 00:25:03.169 --> 00:25:04.436 You're never gonna know how I met Santa. 531 00:25:04.436 --> 00:25:07.774 I mean, how he met Santa Claus, capeesh? 532 00:25:07.774 --> 00:25:08.608 - Capeesh. 533 00:25:09.976 --> 00:25:10.943 - Now, where was I? 534 00:25:11.844 --> 00:25:13.112 - She was ovulating. 535 00:25:14.013 --> 00:25:16.048 - Not funny, but correct. 536 00:25:16.048 --> 00:25:17.584 - Michael, what is going on with you? 537 00:25:17.584 --> 00:25:18.417 - Nothing. 538 00:25:20.119 --> 00:25:20.953 I just. 539 00:25:22.121 --> 00:25:23.355 - What? 540 00:25:23.355 --> 00:25:25.191 - I just don't know if I wanna have kids. 541 00:25:26.192 --> 00:25:27.226 At all? 542 00:25:27.226 --> 00:25:28.194 - At all. 543 00:25:29.395 --> 00:25:30.830 - But you said that you did. 544 00:25:33.532 --> 00:25:34.901 Why did you change your mind? 545 00:25:34.901 --> 00:25:35.702 Is it me? 546 00:25:35.702 --> 00:25:37.369 - No, no, of course not. 547 00:25:37.369 --> 00:25:38.571 Don't be silly, come on. 548 00:25:40.372 --> 00:25:41.207 I don't know. 549 00:25:42.875 --> 00:25:45.411 I don't know if I don't want them or if I'm not ready. 550 00:25:46.646 --> 00:25:48.414 Maybe it's just not the right time. 551 00:25:52.451 --> 00:25:53.285 - Okay. 552 00:25:56.155 --> 00:25:58.691 It's never gonna be the right time with you, is it? 553 00:25:59.826 --> 00:26:01.628 I don't know if this is gonna work. 554 00:26:01.628 --> 00:26:03.963 - Come on, Sasha, what are you saying, come on. 555 00:26:07.366 --> 00:26:08.200 Come on. 556 00:26:19.545 --> 00:26:20.379 Damn me. 557 00:26:27.687 --> 00:26:29.388 So what if I don't want kids, huh? 558 00:26:30.389 --> 00:26:32.391 Nobody wants kids. 559 00:26:32.391 --> 00:26:33.926 Kids ruin peoples lives-- 560 00:26:33.926 --> 00:26:38.197 Things just kept getting worse and worse and worse. 561 00:26:38.197 --> 00:26:39.598 - Why would you say that, Mickey, 562 00:26:39.598 --> 00:26:41.968 it's just gonna make her more upset. 563 00:26:41.968 --> 00:26:44.536 - Yes, I know. 564 00:26:46.673 --> 00:26:47.940 Like I told you, he's dumb. 565 00:26:47.940 --> 00:26:49.308 I mean he liked his life the way it was. 566 00:26:49.308 --> 00:26:51.110 - His life wasn't even good. 567 00:26:51.110 --> 00:26:52.211 - It was good. 568 00:26:53.145 --> 00:26:54.413 - Didn't sound that good. 569 00:26:56.883 --> 00:26:59.018 - Hey, I don't like this story, 570 00:26:59.018 --> 00:27:03.956 it has nothing to do with Santa or anything, you lied. 571 00:27:04.556 --> 00:27:06.058 - I did not. 572 00:27:06.058 --> 00:27:08.828 Well look, I'm building to it, okay, I'm getting there. 573 00:27:08.828 --> 00:27:11.731 - Just cut to the Santa part. 574 00:27:11.731 --> 00:27:13.199 - Okay, okay, everyone relax. 575 00:27:13.199 --> 00:27:15.935 All right, look, so that night the roads were really icy 576 00:27:15.935 --> 00:27:18.470 and everyone was told to stay off the roads, 577 00:27:18.470 --> 00:27:19.972 but he didn't listen. 578 00:27:19.972 --> 00:27:21.273 - Because he's dumb. 579 00:27:22.842 --> 00:27:24.643 - Yes, because he's dumb. 580 00:27:27.747 --> 00:27:29.448 So he went out for a drive, 581 00:27:29.448 --> 00:27:30.883 and little did he know 582 00:27:30.883 --> 00:27:33.219 that Santa Claus was about to change his life. 583 00:27:33.219 --> 00:27:37.890 (bell ringing) - Merry Christmas Michael, 584 00:27:37.890 --> 00:27:39.191 you should really watch the road 585 00:27:39.191 --> 00:27:41.794 (car crashing) 586 00:27:45.464 --> 00:27:48.034 (gentle music) 587 00:28:14.460 --> 00:28:15.294 Sasha. 588 00:29:02.241 --> 00:29:06.012 - Pretty cold last night, huh, Michael? 589 00:29:06.012 --> 00:29:07.213 I'll tell you this, 590 00:29:07.213 --> 00:29:09.281 if this keeps up, I'm moving to Mexico. 591 00:29:13.185 --> 00:29:16.688 - He was in for the surprise of his life. 592 00:29:18.657 --> 00:29:21.260 (upbeat music) 593 00:30:04.103 --> 00:30:07.239 I'm Sorry that I'm late to (indistinct) paper. 594 00:30:07.239 --> 00:30:08.240 I had a weird 12 hours, 595 00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:10.076 could you cancel my three o'clock 596 00:30:10.076 --> 00:30:12.711 and just look up my car insurance information please. 597 00:30:14.680 --> 00:30:16.248 - Huh? 598 00:30:16.248 --> 00:30:18.918 - I'm sorry, Gary, I know you're always punctual 599 00:30:18.918 --> 00:30:20.352 especially 'cause the court thing 600 00:30:20.352 --> 00:30:21.687 I just had a strange Santa encounter last night 601 00:30:21.687 --> 00:30:23.755 that kind of stuck with me, so I just. 602 00:30:23.755 --> 00:30:28.427 - It's okay, I've plenty of runs with Santa myself. 603 00:30:28.427 --> 00:30:30.262 I'm not allowed at the mall anymore. 604 00:30:32.731 --> 00:30:33.532 - What are you doing here? 605 00:30:33.532 --> 00:30:35.701 Who let you in here? 606 00:30:35.701 --> 00:30:36.535 - Excuse me. 607 00:30:38.604 --> 00:30:39.438 - Janine? 608 00:30:39.438 --> 00:30:41.007 - What, what is it? 609 00:30:42.875 --> 00:30:44.343 - Oh, what's going on here? 610 00:30:45.912 --> 00:30:48.247 I get it, is this some kind of joke? 611 00:30:49.515 --> 00:30:50.682 - Are you okay? 612 00:30:50.682 --> 00:30:51.984 - Is this a camera show? 613 00:30:53.819 --> 00:30:54.954 Who put you up to this? 614 00:30:57.056 --> 00:30:58.324 Was it Herbie? 615 00:30:58.324 --> 00:31:00.059 Was it Herbie, I bet it was Herbie. 616 00:31:00.059 --> 00:31:01.593 Yeah, everything's fine, Janine. 617 00:31:03.930 --> 00:31:05.597 - That's another thing. 618 00:31:05.597 --> 00:31:08.834 The mall is open all year people. 619 00:31:08.834 --> 00:31:11.203 See, I don't need therapy. 620 00:31:11.203 --> 00:31:14.440 I know what sets me off, needles and lines at the mall. 621 00:31:19.145 --> 00:31:20.913 - Did you say needles? 622 00:31:20.913 --> 00:31:21.747 - Yes. 623 00:31:25.684 --> 00:31:26.518 - Gary? 624 00:31:27.653 --> 00:31:29.555 - Yes, Gary. 625 00:31:29.555 --> 00:31:33.825 Me, Gary, like I was saying the mall. 626 00:31:34.994 --> 00:31:37.729 Why does everyone only go in December? 627 00:31:37.729 --> 00:31:39.165 It's so dumb. 628 00:31:40.599 --> 00:31:41.467 - All right, seriously, what is going on? 629 00:31:41.467 --> 00:31:42.568 This is not funny. 630 00:31:42.568 --> 00:31:44.403 Where are your parents? 631 00:31:44.403 --> 00:31:45.938 - My parents? 632 00:31:45.938 --> 00:31:49.008 My parents are long gone, Michael, you knew this. 633 00:31:50.476 --> 00:31:53.980 Maybe we should spend a session talking about dad. 634 00:31:53.980 --> 00:31:57.216 Actually, maybe that's where I get it from 635 00:31:58.985 --> 00:32:00.819 - What, Janine, Janine. 636 00:32:03.255 --> 00:32:05.191 You are not Janine, you're not Janine, 637 00:32:05.191 --> 00:32:07.059 who are you, what's going on? 638 00:32:07.059 --> 00:32:08.160 You are a child. 639 00:32:09.895 --> 00:32:11.063 I'm gonna find Janine, 640 00:32:11.063 --> 00:32:12.898 I'm gonna find out exactly what's going on. 641 00:32:19.238 --> 00:32:21.540 Yeah, I know you're here, Janine. 642 00:32:21.540 --> 00:32:23.842 I can see your car, come on. 643 00:32:23.842 --> 00:32:25.711 - I'm right here, Michael. 644 00:32:29.115 --> 00:32:30.749 - This isn't funny. 645 00:32:30.749 --> 00:32:32.284 This is not funny, 646 00:32:32.284 --> 00:32:33.219 I don't know what is going on, but this is not funny. 647 00:32:33.219 --> 00:32:34.953 - Are you okay? 648 00:32:34.953 --> 00:32:37.123 Should I call Sasha? 649 00:32:37.123 --> 00:32:38.657 - Sasha, how do you know about Sasha? 650 00:32:38.657 --> 00:32:40.892 - Even I know about Sasha, 651 00:32:40.892 --> 00:32:43.429 you talk about her all the time. 652 00:32:44.630 --> 00:32:46.565 - Do you want me to cancel your day? 653 00:32:48.734 --> 00:32:52.071 - Yes, yes, cancel everything. 654 00:32:52.071 --> 00:32:54.740 Just find your parents or something. 655 00:32:56.842 --> 00:32:58.677 - Are you a shrink too? 656 00:32:58.677 --> 00:33:00.712 I think I got more to talk about today. 657 00:33:00.712 --> 00:33:02.281 - You can talk to yourself. 658 00:33:03.349 --> 00:33:05.917 (gentle music) 659 00:33:11.890 --> 00:33:12.891 - Oh my God. 660 00:33:28.574 --> 00:33:31.343 So like I said earlier, he hated kids 661 00:33:31.343 --> 00:33:34.280 and now everybody that he sees is a kid. 662 00:33:40.018 --> 00:33:41.420 What is going on? 663 00:34:05.211 --> 00:34:06.145 Hey, wow, wow, wow, 664 00:34:06.145 --> 00:34:07.846 what are you doing here? 665 00:34:07.846 --> 00:34:09.315 - What? 666 00:34:09.315 --> 00:34:10.916 - You don't just tear things down off the wall, 667 00:34:10.916 --> 00:34:12.384 weren't you supposed to be a class? 668 00:34:12.384 --> 00:34:15.154 - I'm sorry, man, I'm just filling in for Richie. 669 00:34:15.154 --> 00:34:18.257 - What, all right, you know what, what's your name? 670 00:34:18.257 --> 00:34:19.791 I'm gonna tell Mrs. Levitt 671 00:34:19.791 --> 00:34:21.693 and she's gonna tell your parents, what's your name? 672 00:34:21.693 --> 00:34:23.895 What's your name, I'm gonna find out. 673 00:34:23.895 --> 00:34:25.464 I'm gonna find out. 674 00:34:27.099 --> 00:34:29.968 And he was in for another big surprise. 675 00:34:31.503 --> 00:34:32.738 - This is Frederick, 676 00:34:32.738 --> 00:34:35.441 he's my bestest friend in the whole wide world. 677 00:34:35.441 --> 00:34:38.076 My mom gave him to me when I was just two years old. 678 00:34:41.947 --> 00:34:43.482 - Where is Sasha? 679 00:34:44.483 --> 00:34:45.317 - Frederick. 680 00:34:45.317 --> 00:34:47.853 (children screaming) 681 00:34:47.853 --> 00:34:49.621 - Michael, what are you doing here? 682 00:34:52.891 --> 00:34:53.725 - My God. 683 00:34:56.328 --> 00:34:58.230 - Everything is gonna be fine, 684 00:34:58.230 --> 00:34:59.731 just give me one second. 685 00:35:01.066 --> 00:35:04.236 (children whimpering) 686 00:35:11.543 --> 00:35:12.711 What was that? 687 00:35:14.980 --> 00:35:16.248 - I don't know. 688 00:35:18.350 --> 00:35:19.518 I don't know what's going on, Sasha. 689 00:35:19.518 --> 00:35:20.652 Something's happening, 690 00:35:20.652 --> 00:35:22.087 something is happening right now. 691 00:35:22.087 --> 00:35:24.823 - You just scared an entire class of children. 692 00:35:29.127 --> 00:35:30.629 Are you even listening to me? 693 00:35:30.629 --> 00:35:33.565 - Sasha, it's kind of crazy coming from you right now. 694 00:35:35.066 --> 00:35:37.336 - Look, you need to leave Michael, 695 00:35:37.336 --> 00:35:39.137 you know, I'm up for that award 696 00:35:39.137 --> 00:35:40.406 and you're just gonna blow it for me 697 00:35:40.406 --> 00:35:41.973 by freaking out my class. 698 00:35:44.643 --> 00:35:46.612 Is there something wrong, can I help? 699 00:35:46.612 --> 00:35:47.879 - I think I need to nap, 700 00:35:47.879 --> 00:35:48.814 I think I need to take like a quick, 701 00:35:48.814 --> 00:35:50.048 can I sleep here somewhere? 702 00:35:50.048 --> 00:35:50.982 Maybe I could go to the nurse's office 703 00:35:50.982 --> 00:35:52.218 and we can take a quick nap? 704 00:35:52.218 --> 00:35:54.085 - What, no, you can't sleep here. 705 00:35:54.085 --> 00:35:55.321 - What? 706 00:35:55.321 --> 00:35:56.622 - Is there something we need to talk about? 707 00:35:56.622 --> 00:35:58.690 - Yes, we need to talk Sasha, 708 00:35:58.690 --> 00:35:59.891 but you're not gonna understand, 709 00:35:59.891 --> 00:36:01.360 it's not gonna make sense to you? 710 00:36:05.130 --> 00:36:06.665 - Did you get my note? 711 00:36:06.665 --> 00:36:08.867 - Yeah, I got your note, all right. 712 00:36:08.867 --> 00:36:10.101 I got the note, 713 00:36:10.101 --> 00:36:11.370 you don't understand what's going on. 714 00:36:11.370 --> 00:36:12.704 Something is happening right now, 715 00:36:12.704 --> 00:36:14.340 something seriously is going on. 716 00:36:14.340 --> 00:36:16.875 I don't know what it is but something is happening. 717 00:36:16.875 --> 00:36:19.345 - You're right, something is happening, 718 00:36:20.246 --> 00:36:21.146 I'm leaving you. 719 00:36:24.383 --> 00:36:27.719 - Wait, hold on, what? 720 00:36:29.388 --> 00:36:32.591 - It's been on my mind for a while, things aren't working. 721 00:36:32.591 --> 00:36:34.426 I just think we have different goals. 722 00:36:35.761 --> 00:36:37.496 I just wanna spend some time apart. 723 00:36:38.697 --> 00:36:40.599 - Six-year-old, how old are (indistinct) 724 00:36:40.599 --> 00:36:42.200 How old are you, like 10? 725 00:36:42.200 --> 00:36:43.602 - Six-year-old? 726 00:36:43.602 --> 00:36:44.436 - Ow. 727 00:36:44.436 --> 00:36:45.671 - Real mature, Michael. 728 00:36:45.671 --> 00:36:47.539 Leave or I'll call school security. 729 00:36:52.744 --> 00:36:55.314 - Sasha, please I love you. 730 00:36:57.849 --> 00:36:59.285 - Well, you should've thought about that 731 00:36:59.285 --> 00:37:00.486 when you let me get away. 732 00:37:04.256 --> 00:37:06.458 - What is happening to me? 733 00:37:09.461 --> 00:37:10.929 - That's him. 734 00:37:10.929 --> 00:37:12.998 - Hey, wait there, I wanna have a word with you. 735 00:37:12.998 --> 00:37:15.567 (upbeat music) 736 00:37:23.775 --> 00:37:26.312 - So he was in like big, big trouble. 737 00:37:26.312 --> 00:37:27.946 Like more than he even realized. 738 00:37:29.681 --> 00:37:32.418 (sirens wailing) 739 00:37:48.500 --> 00:37:52.070 - In with good, out with the bad. 740 00:37:52.070 --> 00:37:57.075 (screaming) Deeper, very nice. 741 00:38:02.348 --> 00:38:04.516 - Oh my God, what is going on? 742 00:38:04.516 --> 00:38:06.985 - Michael, what are you doing here? 743 00:38:07.919 --> 00:38:09.455 You remember Paula, 744 00:38:10.589 --> 00:38:12.123 I'm stretching her out. 745 00:38:12.123 --> 00:38:14.860 - Herbie, I need to talk to you right now. 746 00:38:14.860 --> 00:38:17.162 - I don't know what we got until. 747 00:38:17.162 --> 00:38:19.631 Can we pick this up again next week? 748 00:38:19.631 --> 00:38:22.568 - It's okay, doll, I have a palates class 749 00:38:22.568 --> 00:38:24.936 in about 30 minutes. 750 00:38:26.171 --> 00:38:28.139 - Remember to do your air swings, 751 00:38:28.139 --> 00:38:29.941 it looks (indistinct), 752 00:38:29.941 --> 00:38:31.543 I call it the Herbie technique. 753 00:38:32.744 --> 00:38:33.579 - [Paula] Sure. 754 00:38:35.046 --> 00:38:36.281 - Bye Paula. 755 00:38:37.749 --> 00:38:38.984 What has gotten into you, 756 00:38:38.984 --> 00:38:42.087 you nearly gave an old lady a heart attack? 757 00:38:42.087 --> 00:38:44.222 - Yeah, but Herbie that didn't look like an old woman to me. 758 00:38:44.222 --> 00:38:47.292 - What are you talking about, she's like 70. 759 00:38:47.292 --> 00:38:49.227 Hey, she may even be 90. 760 00:38:49.227 --> 00:38:51.830 I never checked it for her. 761 00:38:51.830 --> 00:38:53.331 - All right, there's something going on here, Herbie 762 00:38:53.331 --> 00:38:56.001 And it's a serious thing and it's crazy. 763 00:38:56.001 --> 00:38:58.637 It's gonna sound crazy because it is crazy, 764 00:38:58.637 --> 00:38:59.938 but you're a child. 765 00:38:59.938 --> 00:39:02.374 - Now is not the time for insults, Mikey. 766 00:39:02.374 --> 00:39:04.576 I have a legitimate career going here. 767 00:39:04.576 --> 00:39:07.078 I don't barge into your office and assault you. 768 00:39:08.246 --> 00:39:10.148 - What, well, you do actually do that. 769 00:39:11.316 --> 00:39:13.885 - Is true, but I don't make it so personal. 770 00:39:13.885 --> 00:39:15.454 - No, no, no, you don't understand, 771 00:39:15.454 --> 00:39:18.089 you literally look like a child. 772 00:39:18.089 --> 00:39:19.257 - I don't follow you. 773 00:39:19.257 --> 00:39:20.792 - You look like you're six years old. 774 00:39:23.194 --> 00:39:24.563 - That's ridiculous. 775 00:39:24.563 --> 00:39:26.865 - All right, well, what do I look like to you? 776 00:39:26.865 --> 00:39:28.199 - You look crazy, Michael. 777 00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:29.601 That's what you look like. 778 00:39:31.136 --> 00:39:32.170 - Yeah, I know I look crazy, 779 00:39:32.170 --> 00:39:33.572 but do I look like an adult? 780 00:39:34.773 --> 00:39:36.274 - Did you hit your head or something? 781 00:39:36.274 --> 00:39:37.909 - No, okay look, it doesn't make any sense, 782 00:39:37.909 --> 00:39:39.144 but this morning I woke up 783 00:39:39.144 --> 00:39:40.912 and everybody that I've seen has been a child. 784 00:39:40.912 --> 00:39:45.417 All right, and my patients, Janine, Sasha, and now you. 785 00:39:45.417 --> 00:39:46.885 - I don't have time for this. 786 00:39:47.986 --> 00:39:50.021 All right, that's actually kind of weird. 787 00:39:50.021 --> 00:39:52.190 - Yeah, and I tried to tell Sasha at school 788 00:39:54.125 --> 00:39:55.627 she said she's gonna leave me. 789 00:39:57.195 --> 00:39:58.897 - I'm sure she'll take you back, 790 00:39:58.897 --> 00:40:00.532 you're an okay guy. 791 00:40:00.532 --> 00:40:01.900 - I'm sorry, but I can't take you seriously 792 00:40:01.900 --> 00:40:02.968 looking like this, you look exactly 793 00:40:02.968 --> 00:40:04.503 like you did when we were kids. 794 00:40:06.337 --> 00:40:08.640 I'm Sorry, can we do like a. 795 00:40:08.640 --> 00:40:10.241 We do back to back. 796 00:40:10.241 --> 00:40:11.610 Can we back to back please? 797 00:40:12.878 --> 00:40:13.712 (indistinct) 798 00:40:13.712 --> 00:40:14.546 - I know. 799 00:40:18.917 --> 00:40:21.319 Herbie, I think that the cops might be looking for me. 800 00:40:21.319 --> 00:40:23.154 I was doing some weird stuff at Sasha school today. 801 00:40:23.154 --> 00:40:26.257 I don't know, I think they're following me. 802 00:40:26.257 --> 00:40:27.759 - And you came here? 803 00:40:27.759 --> 00:40:29.260 I don't want the police sniffing around 804 00:40:29.260 --> 00:40:31.429 my totally normal practice. 805 00:40:31.429 --> 00:40:33.765 - Herbie, can we just focus, please. 806 00:40:33.765 --> 00:40:36.201 I mean, come on, am I crazy, am I losing my mind? 807 00:40:37.168 --> 00:40:38.804 - I could give you a sedative. 808 00:40:40.639 --> 00:40:42.340 - I guess one couldn't hurt, right? 809 00:40:43.675 --> 00:40:44.442 Yeah. 810 00:40:52.017 --> 00:40:54.620 - Things might start to get a little fuzzy 811 00:40:54.620 --> 00:40:56.522 in the next few hours. 812 00:40:58.657 --> 00:41:01.727 - Wait, what drug did I give you? 813 00:41:01.727 --> 00:41:03.595 Hey, (snapping fingers) 814 00:41:03.595 --> 00:41:08.266 Hey, how many fingers am I holding up? 815 00:41:08.266 --> 00:41:09.334 - I have a really hard time following 816 00:41:09.334 --> 00:41:11.436 what you're saying to me. 817 00:41:17.475 --> 00:41:18.309 Herbie? 818 00:41:20.779 --> 00:41:23.682 (Michael groaning) 819 00:41:27.919 --> 00:41:29.688 - Feeling any better? 820 00:41:32.157 --> 00:41:34.392 You took a pretty nasty fall, 821 00:41:34.392 --> 00:41:35.661 I would've gotten you some ice, 822 00:41:35.661 --> 00:41:38.029 but I didn't wanna leave you alone. 823 00:41:40.365 --> 00:41:42.534 - I think you gave me too much. 824 00:41:42.534 --> 00:41:43.969 - It may have been the wrong pill. 825 00:41:45.336 --> 00:41:46.672 But it got the job done, right? 826 00:41:46.672 --> 00:41:48.173 - No, it didn't get the job done. 827 00:41:48.173 --> 00:41:50.341 You're still a child and I'm still crazy. 828 00:41:52.177 --> 00:41:54.913 God, this is like a bad dream that will never end. 829 00:41:56.247 --> 00:41:57.716 - I'm officially stumped then. 830 00:41:59.084 --> 00:42:00.552 - Oh my God. 831 00:42:02.988 --> 00:42:07.525 - Merry Christmas Michael, you should really watch the road. 832 00:42:07.525 --> 00:42:08.526 - Santa Claus. 833 00:42:10.195 --> 00:42:11.930 - You might have a concussion my brother. 834 00:42:11.930 --> 00:42:13.732 No, no, no. 835 00:42:13.732 --> 00:42:15.466 Herbie, Santa Claus was the last person that I saw. 836 00:42:15.466 --> 00:42:17.268 I remember we went out last night and I was driving 837 00:42:17.268 --> 00:42:19.037 and then it was a reindeer and Santa waved, 838 00:42:19.037 --> 00:42:20.238 (indistinct) 839 00:42:20.238 --> 00:42:21.607 And that was the last thing I remember. 840 00:42:21.607 --> 00:42:23.141 - Was Santa Claus a child too? 841 00:42:23.141 --> 00:42:26.011 - [Michael] No, no, no, he was the last adult I saw. 842 00:42:26.011 --> 00:42:28.279 - You know what this means, Michael? 843 00:42:28.279 --> 00:42:30.281 - We're going to the mall. 844 00:42:30.281 --> 00:42:32.751 - So he needed things to go back to normal, 845 00:42:32.751 --> 00:42:35.954 and to do that, he needed to find Santa. 846 00:42:38.624 --> 00:42:40.091 - All of them? 847 00:42:40.091 --> 00:42:41.126 - All of them. 848 00:42:42.560 --> 00:42:44.062 - Wow, that's a lot of kids. 849 00:42:46.031 --> 00:42:47.565 - All right, let's go get our Santa. 850 00:42:54.039 --> 00:42:55.741 Oh no. - Santa too? 851 00:42:55.741 --> 00:42:56.775 - Yeah, I still need to talk to him. 852 00:42:56.775 --> 00:42:58.009 Sorry guys, excuse me. 853 00:42:58.009 --> 00:42:59.544 (children uproar) I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 854 00:42:59.544 --> 00:43:00.746 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 855 00:43:00.746 --> 00:43:02.213 - Hey, watch it. 856 00:43:02.213 --> 00:43:03.649 - I'm sorry, we really need to speak with Santa. 857 00:43:03.649 --> 00:43:06.952 - And then I want a train set and a basketball 858 00:43:06.952 --> 00:43:08.820 and a laptop and a pony, 859 00:43:10.088 --> 00:43:11.823 and a razor scooter and a hoverboard. 860 00:43:11.823 --> 00:43:13.692 - That's too many requests. 861 00:43:13.692 --> 00:43:14.960 - Hey, back off buddy. 862 00:43:14.960 --> 00:43:15.994 - No, no, no, you don't understand, 863 00:43:15.994 --> 00:43:17.462 we really need to talk to Santa. 864 00:43:17.462 --> 00:43:18.864 - You gotta wait your turn. 865 00:43:18.864 --> 00:43:20.632 - No, no, no, this is an emergency. 866 00:43:20.632 --> 00:43:21.466 - It's okay. 867 00:43:22.367 --> 00:43:23.635 - Thank you, Santa. 868 00:43:23.635 --> 00:43:24.936 Look, I just need to know if it was you. 869 00:43:24.936 --> 00:43:28.306 - Ho, ho, ho, you must take a seat. 870 00:43:31.710 --> 00:43:32.911 - You want me to sit on your lap? 871 00:43:32.911 --> 00:43:33.845 - That's right. 872 00:43:34.713 --> 00:43:36.648 I am Santa Claus after all. 873 00:43:40.018 --> 00:43:42.553 - Yeah, but aren't I gonna like crush you? 874 00:43:42.553 --> 00:43:46.024 - Just sit on my fricking lap man, 875 00:43:46.024 --> 00:43:47.859 the kids are watching. 876 00:43:49.895 --> 00:43:51.830 - Okay. 877 00:43:58.536 --> 00:44:00.171 (Santa coughing) 878 00:44:00.171 --> 00:44:03.008 - There, isn't that better? 879 00:44:03.008 --> 00:44:04.275 - Yeah, sure. 880 00:44:04.275 --> 00:44:06.444 Yeah, look Santa, I just need to know was it you? 881 00:44:06.444 --> 00:44:07.879 - Was what? - Did you do this to me? 882 00:44:07.879 --> 00:44:09.547 Santa, I saw you on the street last night, 883 00:44:09.547 --> 00:44:11.549 you told me to keep my eyes on the road. 884 00:44:12.718 --> 00:44:15.586 - Yeah, okay, you need to get up. 885 00:44:15.586 --> 00:44:17.789 Santa, doesn't do crazy people. 886 00:44:17.789 --> 00:44:19.457 - So you're saying you didn't do this to me. 887 00:44:19.457 --> 00:44:21.026 - Security. 888 00:44:21.026 --> 00:44:23.929 - No, no, no, you don't understand. 889 00:44:25.063 --> 00:44:29.434 You don't understand (indistinct) me. 890 00:44:35.206 --> 00:44:37.675 (dog whimpering) 891 00:44:37.675 --> 00:44:38.877 No, we're not taking the puppy. 892 00:44:38.877 --> 00:44:41.079 So all day, they kept looking for Santa. 893 00:44:41.079 --> 00:44:42.848 The neighborhood was a small town, 894 00:44:42.848 --> 00:44:44.082 there weren't that many Santas, 895 00:44:44.082 --> 00:44:46.952 so, all of the ones they found were kids. 896 00:45:08.907 --> 00:45:12.477 - Sorry Mikey, maybe we can try again tomorrow. 897 00:45:13.912 --> 00:45:18.116 - Yeah, I don't even know where else to look for him. 898 00:45:19.317 --> 00:45:20.986 - We'll figure that out tomorrow, okay. 899 00:45:21.953 --> 00:45:23.254 Just hang in there, buddy. 900 00:46:04.762 --> 00:46:06.297 - Santa. 901 00:46:06.297 --> 00:46:07.132 - Huh? 902 00:46:10.301 --> 00:46:11.136 - Sorry. 903 00:46:15.373 --> 00:46:17.976 Sorry, I'll try and keep down. 904 00:46:17.976 --> 00:46:18.810 - Hello, Michael. 905 00:46:22.180 --> 00:46:22.981 - Santa. 906 00:46:24.682 --> 00:46:26.417 - Come over, let's have a little chat, huh, 907 00:46:26.417 --> 00:46:28.486 I'm sure you have a lot of questions for me. 908 00:46:30.055 --> 00:46:32.123 - Just tell me, was it you? 909 00:46:32.123 --> 00:46:33.058 (laughing) 910 00:46:33.058 --> 00:46:34.559 - Of course, yeah, weird, huh? 911 00:46:35.894 --> 00:46:37.996 - Yeah, it's really weird. 912 00:46:37.996 --> 00:46:40.198 Why are you ruining my life, Santa? 913 00:46:40.198 --> 00:46:42.033 Santa doesn't ruin people's lives. 914 00:46:42.033 --> 00:46:43.969 Sasha left me, man. 915 00:46:43.969 --> 00:46:45.670 I can't go to the mall, 916 00:46:45.670 --> 00:46:48.473 I got kicked out of school, the cops are looking for me. 917 00:46:49.607 --> 00:46:52.343 My practice, I'm gonna lose my practice, 918 00:46:52.343 --> 00:46:53.278 - Because-- - Why? 919 00:46:53.278 --> 00:46:55.813 - Why, because I'm seeing kids, 920 00:46:55.813 --> 00:46:58.016 who's gonna take me seriously? 921 00:46:58.016 --> 00:47:00.051 - Have you even stopped to think for one second 922 00:47:00.051 --> 00:47:02.720 of why this might be happening to you, Michael? 923 00:47:02.720 --> 00:47:04.789 - I don't know, maybe I'm not Christmas-y enough for you. 924 00:47:04.789 --> 00:47:07.292 - Oh, that's rich. 925 00:47:07.292 --> 00:47:10.395 Christmas isn't about who is or isn't Christmas-y enough. 926 00:47:10.395 --> 00:47:11.696 Christmas is one day a year, 927 00:47:11.696 --> 00:47:13.965 one day out of the whole year. 928 00:47:13.965 --> 00:47:15.433 - Right, that's just one day. 929 00:47:17.768 --> 00:47:19.570 So, I mean, I'm not following. 930 00:47:19.570 --> 00:47:21.039 - What do you mean you're not following? 931 00:47:21.039 --> 00:47:23.608 Things happen for a reason. 932 00:47:23.608 --> 00:47:25.676 Look at me, for a reason. 933 00:47:25.676 --> 00:47:27.212 You say I ruined your life, 934 00:47:27.212 --> 00:47:30.481 but I don't see you taking any blame for what's happening. 935 00:47:30.481 --> 00:47:32.583 - I did not decide to just see kids one day. 936 00:47:32.583 --> 00:47:34.385 I didn't want that, I didn't ask for that. 937 00:47:34.385 --> 00:47:35.653 I wasn't like I was sitting there being like, 938 00:47:35.653 --> 00:47:38.089 hey I want more kids in my life, this is great. 939 00:47:39.224 --> 00:47:41.927 - You know what, you'll figure it out. 940 00:47:43.228 --> 00:47:45.730 I'm famished, so, hey you know a good 941 00:47:45.730 --> 00:47:46.797 cookie place around here? 942 00:47:46.797 --> 00:47:48.066 - Cooking place? 943 00:47:48.066 --> 00:47:49.367 What are you talking about cookie place, 944 00:47:49.367 --> 00:47:50.301 you need to fix this. 945 00:47:50.301 --> 00:47:51.536 - I like the big chocolate. 946 00:47:51.536 --> 00:47:53.571 - So you're not gonna tell me how to fix this? 947 00:47:53.571 --> 00:47:55.440 (laughing) 948 00:47:55.440 --> 00:47:56.307 What is so funny? 949 00:47:57.308 --> 00:47:58.944 - Where will the fun be in that? 950 00:47:58.944 --> 00:48:00.578 - Fun? - Yeah. 951 00:48:01.980 --> 00:48:04.782 Listen, come on let's go, get out of my sleigh, 952 00:48:04.782 --> 00:48:06.284 out of the sleigh. 953 00:48:06.284 --> 00:48:07.518 - No, I'm not getting out of the sleigh, you fix this, 954 00:48:07.518 --> 00:48:09.220 you need to fix this. - Out of the sleigh. 955 00:48:09.220 --> 00:48:10.421 - I'm not getting out of the sleigh, fix it. 956 00:48:10.421 --> 00:48:13.258 - Get out of the sleigh, Michael, I'm hungry. 957 00:48:14.425 --> 00:48:16.962 - All right, what am I supposed to do? 958 00:48:16.962 --> 00:48:20.431 - Ah, come on, you'll be fine. 959 00:48:20.431 --> 00:48:22.067 I'll catch you later. 960 00:48:22.067 --> 00:48:24.402 - Hey, hey, whoa whoa whoa. 961 00:48:24.402 --> 00:48:27.138 * I have to get some cookies, maybe some scones, * 962 00:48:27.138 --> 00:48:30.708 * I'm so hungry I can't wait to eat 'em, * 963 00:48:30.708 --> 00:48:33.744 * Santa's hungry, whoa! 964 00:48:33.744 --> 00:48:38.749 - Really, oh wow, you have a lot to learn, Michael. 965 00:48:41.186 --> 00:48:42.420 - I'm calling the police. 966 00:48:45.790 --> 00:48:48.359 (gentle music) 967 00:48:50.395 --> 00:48:54.232 - So finding Santa obviously did not solve his problem. 968 00:48:54.232 --> 00:48:57.835 Actually, it kind of made things worse. 969 00:48:57.835 --> 00:48:59.837 - You know I got a call. 970 00:49:09.580 --> 00:49:10.581 What are you in for? 971 00:49:17.588 --> 00:49:19.124 - You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 972 00:49:19.124 --> 00:49:22.060 - Been there man, Maurice. 973 00:49:23.561 --> 00:49:24.395 - Michael. 974 00:49:26.697 --> 00:49:29.034 - I've seen a lot in my day. 975 00:49:29.034 --> 00:49:31.436 I think I saw a santa in here once. 976 00:49:32.503 --> 00:49:34.039 - In jail? 977 00:49:34.039 --> 00:49:36.041 - We all have bad days. 978 00:49:37.142 --> 00:49:38.309 - I think Santa is like trying to teach me 979 00:49:38.309 --> 00:49:39.410 a lesson or something. 980 00:49:40.778 --> 00:49:43.714 - Sounds to me like he's looking out for you, Michael. 981 00:49:43.714 --> 00:49:45.983 - What are you, like one of his helpers or something? 982 00:49:45.983 --> 00:49:49.287 - I wish, I think I'd make a great elf, 983 00:49:49.287 --> 00:49:52.057 but no, I just think there's something 984 00:49:52.057 --> 00:49:53.791 beautiful about Christmas. 985 00:49:56.327 --> 00:49:57.795 I just wish I could get out of here 986 00:49:57.795 --> 00:50:00.365 and spend it with my family like I was supposed to. 987 00:50:01.999 --> 00:50:04.502 - Santa wants to see how Christmas-y I can be, huh? 988 00:50:04.502 --> 00:50:06.437 That's what he wants, he wants to see me be Christmas. 989 00:50:06.437 --> 00:50:08.139 He doesn't even know how Christmas I can get. 990 00:50:08.139 --> 00:50:10.808 I can be Christmas, I am Christmas. 991 00:50:10.808 --> 00:50:12.810 - Be careful. 992 00:50:12.810 --> 00:50:15.380 - Maurice, I think you just saved my life. 993 00:50:16.881 --> 00:50:19.817 - Hey, happy to help you out, Michael. 994 00:50:19.817 --> 00:50:21.919 Now, if you'll excuse me. 995 00:50:26.023 --> 00:50:27.125 - Oh God, oh God. 996 00:50:29.827 --> 00:50:32.163 - Goodman, you've made bail. 997 00:50:33.264 --> 00:50:34.465 - Finally. 998 00:50:34.465 --> 00:50:37.068 - Stay away from the mall and schools 999 00:50:37.068 --> 00:50:40.271 for the next 30 days, okay? 1000 00:50:40.271 --> 00:50:44.109 - Done, who posted my bail? 1001 00:50:44.109 --> 00:50:45.210 Was it Santa Claus? 1002 00:50:46.777 --> 00:50:49.147 So, it was actually Herbie who came to his rescue. 1003 00:50:49.147 --> 00:50:51.282 - I don't need my college fund. 1004 00:50:51.282 --> 00:50:53.050 - College fund, you don't have a college fund, 1005 00:50:53.050 --> 00:50:54.585 you already went to college. 1006 00:50:54.585 --> 00:50:56.587 - You think I wanna stay a physical therapist forever? 1007 00:50:58.956 --> 00:51:03.428 Okay, anyway, I think we should go to (indistinct) 1008 00:51:03.428 --> 00:51:04.395 - No, Herbie, I don't have time, 1009 00:51:04.395 --> 00:51:06.631 I got to show Santa who's boss. 1010 00:51:06.631 --> 00:51:09.267 - Okay, no problem, what's the plan? 1011 00:51:14.372 --> 00:51:15.773 - Christmas lights, come on. 1012 00:51:16.974 --> 00:51:19.544 (upbeat music) 1013 00:51:46.171 --> 00:51:48.038 - This was nice. 1014 00:51:48.038 --> 00:51:49.240 - Yeah, it's nice. 1015 00:51:50.475 --> 00:51:51.709 Santa's gonna have to turn things back now. 1016 00:51:51.709 --> 00:51:52.943 All right, are you ready? 1017 00:51:55.546 --> 00:51:56.781 I don't know, here we go. 1018 00:52:01.452 --> 00:52:03.120 - I think I'm temporarily blinded, 1019 00:52:03.120 --> 00:52:04.422 and, yes, it's too much. 1020 00:52:04.422 --> 00:52:07.825 - Hey Bob, what do you think? 1021 00:52:09.260 --> 00:52:11.862 - What do I think, you wanna know what I think? 1022 00:52:12.797 --> 00:52:13.998 I think it stinks. 1023 00:52:16.534 --> 00:52:18.203 - All right, Merry Christmas. 1024 00:52:18.203 --> 00:52:19.036 - Hey Bob. 1025 00:52:23.608 --> 00:52:26.544 - All right, let's get our Santa. 1026 00:52:27.678 --> 00:52:29.914 - Hey Mikey, you suck at decorating. 1027 00:52:30.881 --> 00:52:32.550 - Come on Santa, where are you? 1028 00:52:36.187 --> 00:52:38.389 - Maybe we could go to (indistinct). 1029 00:52:38.389 --> 00:52:39.390 - Not now, Herbie. 1030 00:52:43.093 --> 00:52:45.730 Come on, you say I'm not Christmas-y enough, 1031 00:52:45.730 --> 00:52:48.499 I've got every Christmas light in town. 1032 00:52:48.499 --> 00:52:51.936 We've been setting stuff up all day, my fingers are numb. 1033 00:52:51.936 --> 00:52:53.504 Come on Santa, I am Christmas. 1034 00:52:54.539 --> 00:52:55.873 I am Christmas. 1035 00:52:57.074 --> 00:52:58.609 - Mikey, I don't think that's what Santa wants. 1036 00:52:58.609 --> 00:53:01.045 - Shut up, Herbie, I am Christmas. 1037 00:53:03.013 --> 00:53:05.616 (gentle music) 1038 00:53:08.185 --> 00:53:10.355 So he tried everything. 1039 00:53:10.355 --> 00:53:11.556 No matter what he tried, 1040 00:53:11.556 --> 00:53:13.090 he couldn't get Santa to come back. 1041 00:53:14.492 --> 00:53:17.094 So, he realized he didn't need more decorations, 1042 00:53:17.094 --> 00:53:18.329 he needed something else. 1043 00:53:25.936 --> 00:53:26.771 Huh? 1044 00:53:27.972 --> 00:53:31.509 I mean, that's gotta be it. 1045 00:53:33.511 --> 00:53:34.679 - It is great. 1046 00:53:37.248 --> 00:53:38.215 - It's good, right? 1047 00:53:46.357 --> 00:53:51.128 - You know, Mikey, maybe you're trying a little too hard. 1048 00:53:52.563 --> 00:53:56.534 - I'm doing exactly what Santa told me to do, okay. 1049 00:53:56.534 --> 00:53:58.436 - It's just, you think that maybe 1050 00:53:58.436 --> 00:54:01.406 you're going a little overboard? 1051 00:54:01.406 --> 00:54:05.476 - Overboard, no, I mean, Christmas is about cheer. 1052 00:54:05.476 --> 00:54:06.677 It's about decorations, it's about-- 1053 00:54:06.677 --> 00:54:08.178 - But it doesn't mean anything 1054 00:54:08.178 --> 00:54:10.281 if you don't actually care, Mikey. 1055 00:54:10.281 --> 00:54:12.317 Look, I'm happy to see you in the spirit. 1056 00:54:13.984 --> 00:54:18.022 It's just, do you really want to be doing this? 1057 00:54:18.022 --> 00:54:19.256 - Want to be doing this? 1058 00:54:19.256 --> 00:54:20.525 No, I don't wanna be doing this for me. 1059 00:54:20.525 --> 00:54:23.260 I want my life back, that's what I want. 1060 00:54:23.260 --> 00:54:24.429 I want my life back, 1061 00:54:24.429 --> 00:54:27.097 this is some stupid,, just cruel joke. 1062 00:54:27.998 --> 00:54:28.833 I mean, so what. 1063 00:54:30.200 --> 00:54:32.870 Yeah, I focused on my career, I want to be better. 1064 00:54:35.005 --> 00:54:35.840 Is that so bad? 1065 00:54:37.675 --> 00:54:39.310 - You know I'm not saying that. 1066 00:54:40.411 --> 00:54:42.513 - Well, you've said enough. 1067 00:54:42.513 --> 00:54:44.382 Either you're helping or you're not. 1068 00:54:47.718 --> 00:54:50.054 - I mean, I have enjoyed spending time with you 1069 00:54:50.054 --> 00:54:51.322 for the past few days. 1070 00:54:53.090 --> 00:54:55.292 - Great, well, I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself, 1071 00:54:55.292 --> 00:54:59.497 Herbie, because my life is literally falling apart 1072 00:54:59.497 --> 00:55:00.965 while you're enjoying yourself. 1073 00:55:06.604 --> 00:55:08.939 - Dude, you know that's not what I mean. 1074 00:55:08.939 --> 00:55:10.575 I just like hanging out with you. 1075 00:55:17.648 --> 00:55:21.519 You know what, Mikey, you're a bad friend. 1076 00:55:21.519 --> 00:55:23.053 You deserve all of this. 1077 00:55:24.489 --> 00:55:26.256 I hope you get whatever it is you're looking for. 1078 00:55:46.544 --> 00:55:49.213 (piano playing) 1079 00:55:54.985 --> 00:55:56.887 - Your son has been up since six in the morning 1080 00:55:56.887 --> 00:55:58.889 waiting for his father to open presents. 1081 00:56:00.357 --> 00:56:01.225 Who is that? 1082 00:56:02.627 --> 00:56:03.894 Don't tell me you're still in Baltimore, I want-- 1083 00:56:03.894 --> 00:56:05.463 - Can I open just one? 1084 00:56:08.499 --> 00:56:11.869 - Don't you wanna wait until your father gets home? 1085 00:56:11.869 --> 00:56:13.904 - But I waited all day. 1086 00:56:15.573 --> 00:56:17.942 - Okay, but just one. 1087 00:56:28.786 --> 00:56:32.557 - I love it, when his dad gonna be home to play catch? 1088 00:56:32.557 --> 00:56:36.093 - He wants to honey, but he has to work. 1089 00:56:36.093 --> 00:56:37.895 - But it's Christmas. 1090 00:56:39.497 --> 00:56:44.502 Why would he get me a glove if he isn't gonna play with me? 1091 00:56:51.609 --> 00:56:52.610 - Oh my God. 1092 00:56:55.846 --> 00:56:57.047 I've turned into my dad. 1093 00:57:00.985 --> 00:57:02.052 I never wanted to be. 1094 00:57:03.387 --> 00:57:05.490 And so he finally realized what he had to do. 1095 00:57:05.490 --> 00:57:08.025 And it was to undo all the bad stuff he had done, 1096 00:57:09.259 --> 00:57:11.028 and that started with Sasha. 1097 00:57:12.329 --> 00:57:14.932 (gentle music) 1098 00:58:02.446 --> 00:58:06.283 - Oh my God Michael, I heard about Sasha. 1099 00:58:06.283 --> 00:58:07.752 - How did you hear about Sasha? 1100 00:58:07.752 --> 00:58:09.353 - I text her every day. 1101 00:58:09.353 --> 00:58:10.287 - Of course you do. 1102 00:58:10.287 --> 00:58:12.289 - And I heard you went to jail. 1103 00:58:12.289 --> 00:58:14.692 Your life is falling apart. 1104 00:58:14.692 --> 00:58:16.761 - Well, that's a little bit blunt. 1105 00:58:16.761 --> 00:58:19.797 - I don't wanna say I told you so, 1106 00:58:19.797 --> 00:58:22.266 but I did say she wanted a baby. 1107 00:58:22.266 --> 00:58:23.668 - All right, enough. 1108 00:58:23.668 --> 00:58:26.871 I appreciate everything-- - Come here. 1109 00:58:26.871 --> 00:58:28.573 Let your aunt make you feel better. 1110 00:58:28.573 --> 00:58:29.840 - Okay. 1111 00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:33.210 - I used to do this to your dad all the time, 1112 00:58:33.210 --> 00:58:34.311 you'll love it. 1113 00:58:36.681 --> 00:58:40.818 - I do, okay, actually not too bad. 1114 00:58:41.919 --> 00:58:43.754 - Are you okay? 1115 00:58:43.754 --> 00:58:48.458 - Oh, yeah, sorry, I'm just waiting for somebody. 1116 00:58:49.493 --> 00:58:51.629 - Me too, mind if I sit? 1117 00:58:51.629 --> 00:58:52.462 - Sure. 1118 00:58:55.866 --> 00:58:57.101 - No work today? 1119 00:59:00.237 --> 00:59:01.572 - It's kind of a long story. 1120 00:59:02.707 --> 00:59:04.842 I guess I'm taking some time off. 1121 00:59:04.842 --> 00:59:07.477 - Well, it's good to take time off from stuff, 1122 00:59:07.477 --> 00:59:10.080 clear your head and realize what's important. 1123 00:59:11.582 --> 00:59:12.416 - Yeah. 1124 00:59:15.319 --> 00:59:17.287 I guess I've been focusing 1125 00:59:17.287 --> 00:59:19.456 on the wrong stuff lately, you know. 1126 00:59:19.456 --> 00:59:21.926 - Yeah, it's tough to keep up with everything, 1127 00:59:21.926 --> 00:59:24.128 but in the end, work is just work you know, 1128 00:59:24.128 --> 00:59:27.097 it's not really that important. 1129 00:59:27.097 --> 00:59:28.833 - Yeah, you're right. 1130 00:59:31.201 --> 00:59:34.038 (bus engine hums) 1131 00:59:40.377 --> 00:59:41.912 (indistinct) 1132 00:59:41.912 --> 00:59:45.282 - All right, well, see you mister, have a great day. 1133 00:59:57.427 --> 01:00:00.030 (gentle music) 1134 01:00:05.870 --> 01:00:07.137 - So it was pretty clear, 1135 01:00:07.137 --> 01:00:08.773 Sasha didn't wanna take him back. 1136 01:00:21.485 --> 01:00:25.990 - Michael, I'm sorry that the rabbits didn't work out, 1137 01:00:27.391 --> 01:00:31.829 but maybe the rabbits really sends the wrong message. 1138 01:00:34.331 --> 01:00:35.532 - Why? 1139 01:00:35.532 --> 01:00:38.635 - Well, rabbits have a lot of babies, 1140 01:00:40.404 --> 01:00:43.240 it's like going from zero babies to 10 babies, 1141 01:00:45.042 --> 01:00:47.111 you know what I'm saying? 1142 01:00:53.784 --> 01:00:58.756 She may just need time, or maybe it's not meant to be. 1143 01:00:59.990 --> 01:01:03.160 But either way, you need to decide what you want. 1144 01:01:15.105 --> 01:01:16.440 - All right, you win Santa, 1145 01:01:17.341 --> 01:01:18.809 you were right the whole time. 1146 01:01:20.778 --> 01:01:23.413 I've been selfish and I just don't get it. 1147 01:01:24.348 --> 01:01:26.984 - Finally, you admit it. 1148 01:01:28.385 --> 01:01:32.256 - Hey, how'd you know I'd be here? 1149 01:01:32.256 --> 01:01:34.759 - Like you were gonna fix this problem on your own. 1150 01:01:39.663 --> 01:01:40.965 - I've been a bad friend. 1151 01:01:40.965 --> 01:01:43.633 - I agree, the worst friend. 1152 01:01:46.070 --> 01:01:47.171 - You wanna have a catch? 1153 01:01:47.171 --> 01:01:48.806 - I can't stay mad at you. 1154 01:01:52.076 --> 01:01:54.544 - All right here, now grab this, put this on. 1155 01:01:54.544 --> 01:01:56.546 We're gonna do it, all right. 1156 01:01:56.546 --> 01:01:58.082 Now eye on the ball, all right. 1157 01:02:00.184 --> 01:02:05.089 I'm sorry, man, I really am, I was a bad friend. 1158 01:02:06.190 --> 01:02:08.025 So let me, all right, eye on the ball. 1159 01:02:08.025 --> 01:02:11.695 So once you put your left hand, eye on the ball 1160 01:02:11.695 --> 01:02:15.232 and then just push it to, push it to the ball. 1161 01:02:15.232 --> 01:02:17.367 You know what I mean, like, are you ready? 1162 01:02:17.367 --> 01:02:18.202 Okay, here we go. 1163 01:02:20.104 --> 01:02:21.038 Wow, all right. 1164 01:02:21.038 --> 01:02:22.706 It's okay, that was closer. 1165 01:02:22.706 --> 01:02:24.308 Here we go, try this one, ready? 1166 01:02:27.912 --> 01:02:29.313 Hey. - It worked. 1167 01:02:29.313 --> 01:02:30.915 - Yeah, nice job. 1168 01:02:32.182 --> 01:02:33.017 Nice job. 1169 01:02:36.086 --> 01:02:39.423 - Look Mikey, I hope everything changes back for you. 1170 01:02:40.690 --> 01:02:44.128 - Yeah, me too Herbie, me too. 1171 01:02:45.262 --> 01:02:48.498 But even if it doesn't, I'll still be here. 1172 01:02:53.904 --> 01:02:55.205 - I don't know about you, 1173 01:02:55.205 --> 01:02:59.977 but I could go for like 20 tacos right now. 1174 01:03:01.111 --> 01:03:02.880 - Why don't we settle for 10, huh? 1175 01:03:02.880 --> 01:03:03.713 - Okay. 1176 01:03:05.082 --> 01:03:06.550 - Head right, catch. 1177 01:03:06.550 --> 01:03:07.384 - Don't do it. 1178 01:03:10.720 --> 01:03:13.090 What are you doing, why would you do that? 1179 01:03:13.090 --> 01:03:15.492 All right, let's go get the ball. 1180 01:03:15.492 --> 01:03:17.761 I don't know, man, maybe Sasha and I 1181 01:03:17.761 --> 01:03:19.696 just aren't meant to be together. 1182 01:03:19.696 --> 01:03:21.398 - Are you kidding me? 1183 01:03:21.398 --> 01:03:23.868 You two are like the best couple I've ever known. 1184 01:03:25.970 --> 01:03:29.106 - Yeah, if there was an award for best wife 1185 01:03:29.106 --> 01:03:30.207 she'd win every time. 1186 01:03:31.641 --> 01:03:34.611 - How would voting work for in a world like that? 1187 01:03:35.579 --> 01:03:37.114 Seems tough. 1188 01:03:37.114 --> 01:03:40.717 - Yeah, you know she's actually up for an award right now. 1189 01:03:40.717 --> 01:03:41.952 Most promising teacher, 1190 01:03:41.952 --> 01:03:44.654 the ceremony is in like a couple hours. 1191 01:03:44.654 --> 01:03:45.956 - You gotta be there. 1192 01:03:47.224 --> 01:03:50.227 - No man, it would ruin everything if I went. 1193 01:03:50.227 --> 01:03:52.963 - It will ruin everything if you're not there. 1194 01:03:59.136 --> 01:04:02.672 - You know Herbie, you might be right. 1195 01:04:02.672 --> 01:04:03.573 - I've got a plan. 1196 01:04:07.377 --> 01:04:09.779 - So yeah, Herbie had a plan, 1197 01:04:09.779 --> 01:04:11.515 but nobody said it was a good plan. 1198 01:04:13.550 --> 01:04:16.386 - So, did you understand the plan? 1199 01:04:18.055 --> 01:04:20.624 - I guess, I mean, what was the plan? 1200 01:04:20.624 --> 01:04:22.826 - Okay, we go through it again. 1201 01:04:22.826 --> 01:04:25.996 When we enter the school, we split up. 1202 01:04:38.042 --> 01:04:40.477 I'll head to the gym where the awards are taking place. 1203 01:04:57.461 --> 01:04:59.930 Now, we give you enough time to make your move. 1204 01:05:09.539 --> 01:05:11.708 Principals always get a little jumpy during events, 1205 01:05:11.708 --> 01:05:13.310 so he'll be doing a lot of checking up. 1206 01:05:13.310 --> 01:05:15.946 - I think you'll be very happy with your results. 1207 01:05:15.946 --> 01:05:17.081 - That's very exciting. 1208 01:05:18.715 --> 01:05:20.684 - Once he sets his glass down, that's when I make my move. 1209 01:05:20.684 --> 01:05:23.653 - I'm just gonna make sure we're on schedule, 1210 01:05:23.653 --> 01:05:24.588 I'll be right back. 1211 01:05:32.662 --> 01:05:34.164 - While I keep the principal busy, 1212 01:05:34.164 --> 01:05:36.233 that's when you take care of the janitor. 1213 01:05:53.217 --> 01:05:54.451 Once the glass is clear, 1214 01:05:54.451 --> 01:05:56.420 that's when I spike it with the laxative. 1215 01:05:57.621 --> 01:05:59.223 - [Michael] Okay, yeah, just remember, one drop, 1216 01:05:59.223 --> 01:06:00.490 this stuff is potent. 1217 01:06:15.805 --> 01:06:16.640 - Hey. 1218 01:06:20.177 --> 01:06:21.845 Who did that? 1219 01:06:21.845 --> 01:06:23.513 - Excuse me. 1220 01:06:23.513 --> 01:06:27.417 Excuse me, how much longer is this going to be? 1221 01:06:27.417 --> 01:06:29.086 Excuse me. 1222 01:06:29.086 --> 01:06:31.488 - Excuse me. 1223 01:06:31.488 --> 01:06:33.090 - I'm bored and when I'm bored I get anxious, 1224 01:06:33.090 --> 01:06:34.558 and when I'm anxious, I talk a lot. 1225 01:06:34.558 --> 01:06:38.062 I'm like I talk a lot and people get mad at me. 1226 01:06:38.062 --> 01:06:39.796 - I'm kind of busy right now. 1227 01:06:40.830 --> 01:06:42.699 - I have to go to the bathroom 1228 01:06:42.699 --> 01:06:45.469 and I really really need to go. 1229 01:06:45.469 --> 01:06:48.138 - Stop talking for a minute, please. 1230 01:06:48.138 --> 01:06:50.474 - Can you take me, I need a teacher to take me. 1231 01:06:50.474 --> 01:06:51.475 - I'm not a teacher. 1232 01:06:52.876 --> 01:06:54.444 You know, you can do it by yourself, it's not that hard. 1233 01:06:54.444 --> 01:06:56.046 - Then who are you? 1234 01:06:59.649 --> 01:07:01.151 You know I talk to a teacher. 1235 01:07:01.151 --> 01:07:02.086 You're not allowed to be-- 1236 01:07:02.086 --> 01:07:03.353 - Hey, okay look, I got to go 1237 01:07:03.353 --> 01:07:05.655 but good luck with the bathroom thing though. 1238 01:07:05.655 --> 01:07:07.391 - But I need to go to the bathroom, 1239 01:07:07.391 --> 01:07:09.993 and I need you to entertain me. 1240 01:07:12.896 --> 01:07:14.298 - Hey, let me in. 1241 01:07:16.032 --> 01:07:18.535 - The laxative should kick in quickly. 1242 01:07:18.535 --> 01:07:20.837 I'll stick to the principal like glue 1243 01:07:20.837 --> 01:07:21.971 till he has to go back. 1244 01:07:30.080 --> 01:07:31.581 Once he's out of the gym, 1245 01:07:31.581 --> 01:07:32.982 that's when you go to Sasha. 1246 01:08:09.153 --> 01:08:12.756 - Hey he's the one who made my turtle, Frederick runaway. 1247 01:08:12.756 --> 01:08:15.692 (audience gasping) 1248 01:08:17.327 --> 01:08:19.929 - Sorry about the turtle thing, you know, Frederick. 1249 01:08:20.764 --> 01:08:22.199 - Michael. 1250 01:08:22.199 --> 01:08:23.433 - Hi Sasha. 1251 01:08:23.433 --> 01:08:24.868 Sorry, I know that this is probably 1252 01:08:24.868 --> 01:08:26.136 the worst thing that I could possibly do right now, 1253 01:08:26.136 --> 01:08:28.438 but I just, I know this is important to you 1254 01:08:28.438 --> 01:08:30.174 and I just I wanted to be here 1255 01:08:30.174 --> 01:08:33.343 and there's no other way that I could, you know be here. 1256 01:08:36.446 --> 01:08:39.283 (toilet flushing) 1257 01:08:52.095 --> 01:08:54.398 - Hey, who are you? 1258 01:08:54.398 --> 01:08:55.899 - I just wanted to tell you, 1259 01:08:55.899 --> 01:08:59.102 I know that it's been a really weird week, 1260 01:08:59.102 --> 01:09:02.138 like weirder than you can ever even imagine. 1261 01:09:02.138 --> 01:09:03.640 I guess we can talk about that another time. 1262 01:09:03.640 --> 01:09:07.311 But look, I just want you to know that I love you. 1263 01:09:08.178 --> 01:09:09.112 I love you more than anything. 1264 01:09:09.112 --> 01:09:12.549 And I, wow, so so many kids. 1265 01:09:14.418 --> 01:09:16.052 - You're doing great. 1266 01:09:16.052 --> 01:09:16.886 - Thank you. 1267 01:09:18.455 --> 01:09:20.424 Sasha, I don't know why this has been so hard for me 1268 01:09:20.424 --> 01:09:22.392 to tell you this in the past, 1269 01:09:22.392 --> 01:09:26.630 but I don't know, I guess I always thought it was obvious, 1270 01:09:26.630 --> 01:09:28.131 you know how I felt about you? 1271 01:09:29.165 --> 01:09:30.967 - You're helping him, aren't you? 1272 01:09:30.967 --> 01:09:32.302 - No. 1273 01:09:32.302 --> 01:09:33.970 - Get out of my way. 1274 01:09:35.004 --> 01:09:36.973 - (indistinct) Christmas and Christmas 1275 01:09:36.973 --> 01:09:38.675 we tell people how we really feel. 1276 01:09:40.109 --> 01:09:42.246 - This ends now. 1277 01:09:42.246 --> 01:09:44.047 - No no, I can explain it. 1278 01:09:44.047 --> 01:09:45.549 I can explain. 1279 01:09:45.549 --> 01:09:47.050 - You're going straight to jail, I called the cops. 1280 01:09:47.050 --> 01:09:49.586 - I'm just trying to tell my wife that I love her. 1281 01:09:57.727 --> 01:09:59.396 Hello, hello, hello. 1282 01:10:08.305 --> 01:10:11.575 Hey, Sasha, I just wanna say I'm sorry. 1283 01:10:13.243 --> 01:10:14.911 I acted like a jerk, 1284 01:10:16.212 --> 01:10:21.217 I just thought if I worked hard (indistinct) 1285 01:10:22.319 --> 01:10:24.621 - Hey, what are you doing? 1286 01:10:24.621 --> 01:10:26.356 Get out of here, now. 1287 01:10:27.391 --> 01:10:30.594 Hey, what are you doing here? 1288 01:10:30.594 --> 01:10:34.097 - (indistinct) I'm sorry. 1289 01:10:40.003 --> 01:10:43.106 - I'm so sorry about that kids. 1290 01:10:43.106 --> 01:10:44.040 - I'm coming, Michael. 1291 01:10:44.040 --> 01:10:46.276 (cheering) 1292 01:10:52.349 --> 01:10:53.817 - Hey, stop there. 1293 01:10:55.352 --> 01:10:57.153 Oh, that's the hammie. 1294 01:11:13.002 --> 01:11:14.103 - That's him. 1295 01:11:16.139 --> 01:11:17.707 - Come on, in here. 1296 01:11:29.819 --> 01:11:32.155 - I know he's here, I can smell him. 1297 01:11:34.223 --> 01:11:35.091 - That's weird. 1298 01:11:37.561 --> 01:11:39.028 - Don't talk to me like that. 1299 01:11:54.511 --> 01:11:57.747 (clears throat) 1300 01:11:57.747 --> 01:11:58.648 - Surprise. 1301 01:11:59.849 --> 01:12:01.818 - You always knew how to make an entrance. 1302 01:12:03.019 --> 01:12:05.389 - Yeah, look I'm sorry, 1303 01:12:05.389 --> 01:12:06.823 I know you didn't want me to call, 1304 01:12:06.823 --> 01:12:09.258 but I needed to see you. 1305 01:12:13.730 --> 01:12:14.731 - I got the rabbits. 1306 01:12:16.666 --> 01:12:20.904 - I know, I was watching from the bushes. 1307 01:12:24.140 --> 01:12:25.942 - And I was watching you from the window. 1308 01:12:30.313 --> 01:12:34.050 It was sweet, I just, I needed some time. 1309 01:12:35.452 --> 01:12:36.285 - I know. 1310 01:12:38.254 --> 01:12:40.524 - I drove by the house the other day. 1311 01:12:40.524 --> 01:12:42.358 You really went for it with the decorations. 1312 01:12:42.358 --> 01:12:45.562 - Yeah, I don't know what got into me, 1313 01:12:45.562 --> 01:12:46.930 I kind of went overboard. 1314 01:12:47.931 --> 01:12:49.098 - Yeah, I would say so. 1315 01:12:51.468 --> 01:12:52.936 - I'm really sorry, 1316 01:12:52.936 --> 01:12:54.971 I hope that this doesn't affect you getting that award. 1317 01:12:54.971 --> 01:12:56.540 I know how much it means to you. 1318 01:12:58.107 --> 01:13:00.376 - Are you gonna tell me what's really going on? 1319 01:13:00.376 --> 01:13:01.578 - Yeah, I can, 1320 01:13:01.578 --> 01:13:04.481 but I got to tell you, it's unbelievable 1321 01:13:04.481 --> 01:13:06.583 and I swear to God that this is true. 1322 01:13:09.018 --> 01:13:10.620 Since we had that fight the other night, 1323 01:13:10.620 --> 01:13:12.856 everybody that I've seen has been a child. 1324 01:13:12.856 --> 01:13:14.290 Everyone, you, Herbie. 1325 01:13:16.526 --> 01:13:17.994 And the craziest part 1326 01:13:17.994 --> 01:13:20.063 is that Santa Claus is the one that did it to me. 1327 01:13:20.063 --> 01:13:21.665 - Michael, are you okay? 1328 01:13:21.665 --> 01:13:23.533 - No, no, I'm not okay. 1329 01:13:24.668 --> 01:13:26.235 I haven't been okay for a long time. 1330 01:13:26.235 --> 01:13:29.038 And it's crazy that this ordeal 1331 01:13:29.038 --> 01:13:30.907 is what it took for me to realize that. 1332 01:13:50.527 --> 01:13:51.360 - Them too? 1333 01:13:54.230 --> 01:13:55.465 - That's right. 1334 01:14:00.604 --> 01:14:02.305 - I'm sorry, I can just only imagine them 1335 01:14:02.305 --> 01:14:04.240 with their little construction hats. 1336 01:14:05.675 --> 01:14:06.610 I believe you. 1337 01:14:09.078 --> 01:14:10.213 - You do? 1338 01:14:10.213 --> 01:14:11.648 - You were never a good liar. 1339 01:14:14.417 --> 01:14:15.552 - You know the craziest thing 1340 01:14:15.552 --> 01:14:17.654 is that this is probably the best thing 1341 01:14:17.654 --> 01:14:19.523 that's happened to me in a long time. 1342 01:14:20.690 --> 01:14:22.158 I mean, other than you, of course. 1343 01:14:27.296 --> 01:14:29.398 - Hey lovebirds, I'm happy you two met up, 1344 01:14:29.398 --> 01:14:32.201 but Mikey, we have a serious situation out there. 1345 01:14:32.201 --> 01:14:33.469 Security is looking for us 1346 01:14:33.469 --> 01:14:35.772 and the principal is not a happy camper. 1347 01:14:35.772 --> 01:14:36.706 - Yeah, we should probably go. 1348 01:14:36.706 --> 01:14:37.941 - Yeah, hi Sasha. 1349 01:14:39.008 --> 01:14:40.644 - You two go, I'll stall them. 1350 01:14:42.712 --> 01:14:44.781 - Nobody takes us down, right Mikey? 1351 01:14:44.781 --> 01:14:46.583 - That's right, Herbie. 1352 01:14:46.583 --> 01:14:47.584 - Bye Sasha. 1353 01:14:57.160 --> 01:14:59.596 (indistinct) 1354 01:15:02.566 --> 01:15:05.468 - So he was on top of the world until. 1355 01:15:05.468 --> 01:15:08.304 - Get him. 1356 01:15:08.304 --> 01:15:09.806 - I'm sorry Mikey. 1357 01:15:15.344 --> 01:15:17.614 (grunting) 1358 01:15:23.052 --> 01:15:23.887 - So tight, man. 1359 01:15:30.326 --> 01:15:31.160 Thanks. 1360 01:15:34.297 --> 01:15:37.967 - Did I tell you to stay away from schools? 1361 01:15:37.967 --> 01:15:38.802 - Yeah, you did. 1362 01:15:41.738 --> 01:15:42.739 - Hello Michael. 1363 01:15:43.907 --> 01:15:45.041 - Hey Santa. 1364 01:15:50.113 --> 01:15:50.947 Where's the suit? 1365 01:15:54.117 --> 01:15:57.086 - Dry clean it, it's getting ready for the big day. 1366 01:15:57.086 --> 01:16:00.023 I'm a bit of a slob, Mrs. Claus never lets me forget it. 1367 01:16:01.557 --> 01:16:04.761 - Looks like you're missing. 1368 01:16:06.162 --> 01:16:08.231 - Oh yeah, yeah. 1369 01:16:08.231 --> 01:16:10.166 I told you, I'm a bit of a slob. 1370 01:16:10.166 --> 01:16:11.567 That's milk, thank God. 1371 01:16:11.567 --> 01:16:14.003 All right, well, I still wonder 1372 01:16:14.003 --> 01:16:15.939 why she stayed with me all these years. 1373 01:16:20.176 --> 01:16:22.445 - So I guess I owe you an apology. 1374 01:16:23.346 --> 01:16:25.148 - Yeah, that'd be nice. 1375 01:16:27.283 --> 01:16:29.185 - I don't know what came over me. 1376 01:16:29.185 --> 01:16:30.453 I thought I was doing everything right. 1377 01:16:30.453 --> 01:16:32.889 I thought my life was what I wanted 1378 01:16:32.889 --> 01:16:34.123 and where I wanted to be. 1379 01:16:36.960 --> 01:16:38.728 And the truth of the matter is that 1380 01:16:40.063 --> 01:16:41.965 I hate that version of myself. 1381 01:16:43.366 --> 01:16:46.202 - Well, even a Grinch has to be taught a lesson 1382 01:16:46.202 --> 01:16:47.303 every once in a while. 1383 01:16:48.905 --> 01:16:51.174 - I was kind of a Grinch, huh. 1384 01:16:51.174 --> 01:16:52.909 - The biggest Grinch. 1385 01:16:52.909 --> 01:16:54.110 You were a Grinch, 1386 01:16:54.110 --> 01:16:56.579 you were the biggest Grinch since the Grinch. 1387 01:16:56.579 --> 01:16:58.247 You're worse than my grandmother. 1388 01:16:59.615 --> 01:17:01.450 She was the original Grinch, did you know that? 1389 01:17:02.318 --> 01:17:04.353 And the decorations, oh my God. 1390 01:17:04.353 --> 01:17:05.922 I mean, Christmas isn't about 1391 01:17:05.922 --> 01:17:08.124 who puts up the most decorations. 1392 01:17:09.726 --> 01:17:10.960 - You know, I know that. 1393 01:17:10.960 --> 01:17:15.631 And they were just bad, bad, I'm sorry. 1394 01:17:16.833 --> 01:17:18.835 - Well, I wanted to tell you, Mike, I really did. 1395 01:17:18.835 --> 01:17:21.237 I did, but I just thought it'd be better 1396 01:17:21.237 --> 01:17:23.707 if you figured it out on your own. 1397 01:17:23.707 --> 01:17:24.540 - I understand. 1398 01:17:27.343 --> 01:17:31.214 - Now, I bet you're wondering 1399 01:17:31.214 --> 01:17:33.082 if your time's almost up, huh? 1400 01:17:34.083 --> 01:17:37.086 - Well, yeah. 1401 01:17:37.086 --> 01:17:39.856 - You've done well, Michael, you've done well. 1402 01:17:41.024 --> 01:17:44.493 And this has just been a little taste. 1403 01:17:44.493 --> 01:17:45.328 - Taste? 1404 01:17:46.763 --> 01:17:48.431 How much more do we have? 1405 01:17:48.431 --> 01:17:50.900 - A taste of the greatest gift of all. 1406 01:17:56.706 --> 01:17:58.808 - You know, I never believed in you growing up. 1407 01:17:58.808 --> 01:18:01.144 My mom had to try and convince me every single year, 1408 01:18:01.144 --> 01:18:03.579 and I just, I told her it was impossible. 1409 01:18:05.014 --> 01:18:07.583 - Yeah, well, you sound like every other kid nowadays. 1410 01:18:09.152 --> 01:18:10.086 That's what bugs me. 1411 01:18:10.086 --> 01:18:11.287 It's like I don't understand, 1412 01:18:11.287 --> 01:18:14.057 when did believing become such an issue? 1413 01:18:15.391 --> 01:18:17.560 - I mean, it is a little bit of crazy. 1414 01:18:17.560 --> 01:18:19.062 - What, it's crazy, so what? 1415 01:18:20.596 --> 01:18:24.467 I ride around the world in a reindeer powered sleigh, 1416 01:18:24.467 --> 01:18:26.169 what else do you people want? 1417 01:18:27.570 --> 01:18:29.973 - I guess it just comes down to the gifts, you know. 1418 01:18:29.973 --> 01:18:31.540 - That's right, all the gifts. 1419 01:18:31.540 --> 01:18:36.545 Jeez gifts, everybody thinks I bring toys and things. 1420 01:18:41.450 --> 01:18:43.686 I wanna let you in on a little secret. 1421 01:18:43.686 --> 01:18:47.791 Every year I give people the greatest gift of all. 1422 01:18:47.791 --> 01:18:49.192 You wanna know what that is? 1423 01:18:50.894 --> 01:18:51.694 - Yeah. 1424 01:18:54.463 --> 01:18:57.600 - Family, your family. 1425 01:19:02.238 --> 01:19:03.840 Got to see it to believe it kid. 1426 01:19:06.976 --> 01:19:09.545 - Yeah, I hope I do. 1427 01:19:09.545 --> 01:19:10.814 - I think you just might. 1428 01:19:12.715 --> 01:19:15.451 - Gotta go, woo big day. 1429 01:19:16.619 --> 01:19:18.154 I hope everything goes well for you Michael 1430 01:19:18.154 --> 01:19:20.356 and Merry Christmas. 1431 01:19:20.356 --> 01:19:22.325 - Where are you going, we're in jail. 1432 01:19:22.325 --> 01:19:24.427 (laughing) (finger snaps) 1433 01:19:24.427 --> 01:19:26.996 (gentle music) 1434 01:19:58.794 --> 01:20:01.130 So he hoped things were back to normal 1435 01:20:01.130 --> 01:20:04.868 and he just needed to see one person, just one person. 1436 01:20:04.868 --> 01:20:07.570 And, well, they're still kids. 1437 01:20:33.729 --> 01:20:38.734 Sasha? 1438 01:20:47.010 --> 01:20:50.779 Sasha, I can't tell you how good it is to see you. 1439 01:20:52.481 --> 01:20:54.317 - You've only been gone like an hour. 1440 01:20:56.119 --> 01:20:58.154 - I know, but it doesn't feel like it. 1441 01:21:01.490 --> 01:21:02.591 - What happened to your face? 1442 01:21:02.591 --> 01:21:03.993 - I'm okay, I'm okay. 1443 01:21:03.993 --> 01:21:06.295 But look, I just want to say I'm so sorry. 1444 01:21:06.295 --> 01:21:07.696 I'm so sorry for everything. 1445 01:21:07.696 --> 01:21:09.698 Anything I ever said to you, I was wrong. 1446 01:21:09.698 --> 01:21:12.035 I'm always wrong, you're always right. 1447 01:21:12.035 --> 01:21:13.536 - What's going on? 1448 01:21:13.536 --> 01:21:16.139 - Nothing, look, I've been thinking about it a lot 1449 01:21:16.139 --> 01:21:17.406 and the truth is I'm excited. 1450 01:21:17.406 --> 01:21:18.975 I'm really, I just can't wait. 1451 01:21:20.209 --> 01:21:21.377 - What happened to you? 1452 01:21:22.345 --> 01:21:23.646 - It's a long story. 1453 01:21:26.682 --> 01:21:28.151 - Okay, well, I'm still mad at you. 1454 01:21:28.151 --> 01:21:29.485 - Okay, that's okay. 1455 01:21:30.686 --> 01:21:33.156 And so that's how it happened. 1456 01:21:33.156 --> 01:21:35.758 That is the truth about Santa Claus. 1457 01:21:36.926 --> 01:21:38.661 - Wait, what, I don't get it. 1458 01:21:38.661 --> 01:21:40.696 What's the truth about Santa Claus 1459 01:21:40.696 --> 01:21:42.565 and what did he give him? 1460 01:21:42.565 --> 01:21:45.134 - Well, santa doesn't just give you things, 1461 01:21:45.134 --> 01:21:47.670 like he gives you a gift. 1462 01:21:47.670 --> 01:21:49.973 - It sounds like he didn't give him anything. 1463 01:21:49.973 --> 01:21:51.240 He just messed with him. 1464 01:21:51.240 --> 01:21:53.176 - Oh no, no, no, Santa gives the best gifts 1465 01:21:53.176 --> 01:21:54.577 in the whole wide world. 1466 01:21:54.577 --> 01:21:55.979 - Like what? 1467 01:21:55.979 --> 01:21:57.146 - Like what? 1468 01:21:57.146 --> 01:21:58.114 - Daddy. 1469 01:21:58.114 --> 01:22:00.116 - Hey, how are you at home, 1470 01:22:00.116 --> 01:22:01.817 I thought you had school today? 1471 01:22:01.817 --> 01:22:03.987 - (indistinct) you guys almost done? 1472 01:22:03.987 --> 01:22:05.921 - Can you give us a minute, Sasha. 1473 01:22:07.690 --> 01:22:09.758 - We have a lot to wrap up here still. 1474 01:22:13.829 --> 01:22:14.797 - One second, honey. 1475 01:22:14.797 --> 01:22:16.332 Okay, I'll see you later, go. 1476 01:22:17.300 --> 01:22:18.601 - Bye. 1477 01:22:18.601 --> 01:22:20.536 - Okay, sorry about that guys. 1478 01:22:20.536 --> 01:22:23.006 Anyway, so, where were we? 1479 01:22:24.807 --> 01:22:26.642 - Seriously after all that, 1480 01:22:26.642 --> 01:22:30.213 you're still not gonna tell us what he gave him. 1481 01:22:30.213 --> 01:22:32.781 - I mean, look, I think I kind of tell you guys, 1482 01:22:32.781 --> 01:22:34.150 but I guess it's just a secret 1483 01:22:34.150 --> 01:22:35.718 that you have to understand when you're older. 1484 01:22:35.718 --> 01:22:36.919 But I can tell you this, 1485 01:22:36.919 --> 01:22:39.588 it will change your life forever. 1486 01:22:39.588 --> 01:22:40.423 - Forever? 1487 01:22:41.590 --> 01:22:44.160 - Come on, tell us, what's the secret? 1488 01:22:44.160 --> 01:22:47.030 - I can't just tell you guys the secrets of Santa Claus. 1489 01:22:47.030 --> 01:22:48.397 He gets so mad at me. 1490 01:22:48.397 --> 01:22:49.965 But I can tell you this, 1491 01:22:49.965 --> 01:22:53.536 it is the best gift that you will ever get. 1492 01:22:53.536 --> 01:22:55.104 - Better than ovulating? 1493 01:23:01.377 --> 01:23:03.946 (gentle music) 1494 01:23:15.891 --> 01:23:19.862 - Sasha has been very honest about the fact 1495 01:23:19.862 --> 01:23:23.099 that she'd like to have a child soon. 1496 01:23:24.533 --> 01:23:28.404 And I think you should be a little more receptive to that. 1497 01:23:29.838 --> 01:23:34.243 - Michael, I'm sorry that the rabbits didn't work out, 1498 01:23:35.711 --> 01:23:37.246 but maybe the rabbits really sends the wrong message. 1499 01:23:41.550 --> 01:23:43.086 - Freezing my buns up. 1500 01:23:43.086 --> 01:23:45.888 Hey speaking of buns, I got a donut here my son gave me, 1501 01:23:45.888 --> 01:23:46.822 you want a piece? 1502 01:23:48.324 --> 01:23:50.393 Nice chocolate donut, 1503 01:23:50.393 --> 01:23:51.927 I'm gonna get out of my pocket. 1504 01:23:53.129 --> 01:23:54.863 - And then we're done after this. 1505 01:24:00.569 --> 01:24:01.504 - I got a donut here, 1506 01:24:01.504 --> 01:24:02.938 you want a piece of donut? 1507 01:24:02.938 --> 01:24:04.673 - [Michael] We gotta go bob, sorry. 1508 01:24:08.077 --> 01:24:10.346 - Pretty cold last night, huh Michael? 1509 01:24:10.346 --> 01:24:13.249 I'll tell you this, if this keeps up I'm moving to Mexico. 1510 01:24:18.821 --> 01:24:20.489 - I can slide. 1511 01:24:20.489 --> 01:24:22.358 Head slide, leg slide. 1512 01:24:22.358 --> 01:24:24.026 (indistinct) huh, you know what I mean? 1513 01:24:25.461 --> 01:24:28.063 - YouTube is good man, you need to get into that, man. 1514 01:24:31.300 --> 01:24:33.636 And the foot slide like, and pop slide, 1515 01:24:33.636 --> 01:24:36.905 got that thousands of time, kept watching it, yeah. 1516 01:24:36.905 --> 01:24:41.510 Going long, bring me deep. 1517 01:24:41.510 --> 01:24:42.378 Cheater. 1518 01:24:43.912 --> 01:24:45.714 You pitched it weird. 1519 01:24:45.714 --> 01:24:48.784 It should've been right there, come on man. 1520 01:24:48.784 --> 01:24:50.519 - [Man] It must be the thunder, I don't know, 1521 01:24:50.519 --> 01:24:52.255 maybe it's the thunder in my arm. 1522 01:24:52.255 --> 01:24:53.256 - [Man 2] That's it. 1523 01:24:54.123 --> 01:24:57.293 - In with good, out with bad. 1524 01:24:57.293 --> 01:24:59.328 - Is this supposed to hurt? 1525 01:24:59.328 --> 01:25:00.996 - I don't know, is it? 1526 01:25:04.333 --> 01:25:06.469 Oh, you might have a concussion my brother. 1527 01:25:09.138 --> 01:25:10.005 - [Director] Cut. 1528 01:25:10.005 --> 01:25:10.839 - That's a cut. 1529 01:25:13.576 --> 01:25:14.577 - C-A-T, 1530 01:25:17.980 --> 01:25:18.814 er - E, R. 1531 01:25:19.682 --> 01:25:20.749 - Okay, Pill. 1532 01:25:22.017 --> 01:25:24.520 - [Boy] P-I-L-L. 1533 01:25:26.322 --> 01:25:27.156 A, R. 1534 01:25:27.156 --> 01:25:28.624 - Exactly, okay. 1535 01:25:28.624 --> 01:25:32.995 And that my little friends is how you spell Caterpillar. 1536 01:25:32.995 --> 01:25:35.831 - Everything's going to be fine, just give me one second. 1537 01:25:37.300 --> 01:25:39.368 - I think that I need to take a nap. 1538 01:25:39.368 --> 01:25:42.205 You think I can sleep here, (indistinct) 1539 01:25:43.372 --> 01:25:45.441 - What, no, you can't sleep here. 1540 01:25:46.575 --> 01:25:48.511 - What are you like six year old, 1541 01:25:48.511 --> 01:25:50.078 how old are you, (indistinct) 1542 01:25:50.078 --> 01:25:51.314 how old are you, like 10? 1543 01:25:51.314 --> 01:25:53.216 - Six-year-old? - Ow. 1544 01:25:53.216 --> 01:25:54.683 - Real mature Michael. 1545 01:25:54.683 --> 01:25:58.487 - Would you eat a cheeseburger in a taco zone? 1546 01:25:59.855 --> 01:26:02.758 - Those things have no relation whatsoever. 1547 01:26:02.758 --> 01:26:03.926 - Answer the question. 1548 01:26:03.926 --> 01:26:07.730 Would you eat a burrito in a no taco zone? 1549 01:26:08.897 --> 01:26:10.366 Let's focus on the flyers. 1550 01:26:11.534 --> 01:26:13.936 Okay, you just put your flyers on the ground, 1551 01:26:13.936 --> 01:26:17.973 which is also a permanent no flyers zone, 1552 01:26:17.973 --> 01:26:19.208 which means it's littering. 1553 01:26:19.208 --> 01:26:22.077 - Well, is there a littering zone? 1554 01:26:22.077 --> 01:26:24.046 - Yeah, it's called a trashcan. 1555 01:26:24.046 --> 01:26:28.217 Hold on a second, Maurice, what are you doing? 1556 01:26:28.217 --> 01:26:29.552 You're just standing there. 1557 01:26:32.054 --> 01:26:33.822 You can mop more than one spot, 1558 01:26:33.822 --> 01:26:35.190 it doesn't have to just be that one spot. 1559 01:26:35.190 --> 01:26:37.293 You know there's a whole hallway here. 1560 01:26:38.894 --> 01:26:40.529 This is not a no mop zone, 1561 01:26:40.529 --> 01:26:43.466 it's just a, the entire thing is a mop zone. 1562 01:26:47.736 --> 01:26:50.072 - Hey, what are you doing? 1563 01:26:50.072 --> 01:26:51.840 Get out of here, now. 1564 01:26:54.810 --> 01:26:56.512 - Don't meddle? 1565 01:26:56.512 --> 01:26:58.914 Did you just say don't meddle? 1566 01:26:58.914 --> 01:27:01.517 That thing's gonna turn to metal if you don't use it. 1567 01:27:02.551 --> 01:27:04.720 Oh, so miserable. 1568 01:27:05.821 --> 01:27:07.256 I know it's like a miserable (indistinct). 1569 01:27:08.524 --> 01:27:09.758 I mean, don't you think maybe 1570 01:27:09.758 --> 01:27:12.728 he should go with the mood, you know. 1571 01:27:12.728 --> 01:27:15.664 So I said, if you stop asking so many questions 1572 01:27:15.664 --> 01:27:17.400 then you will stop getting (indistinct). 1573 01:27:21.136 --> 01:27:22.738 Exactly, ignorance is bliss. 1574 01:27:22.738 --> 01:27:24.106 Oh wait, hold on, hold up. 1575 01:27:24.106 --> 01:27:25.574 Michael, Michael, do not go. 1576 01:27:25.574 --> 01:27:28.243 - And just look up my car insurance information, please. 1577 01:27:29.778 --> 01:27:30.613 - What? 1578 01:27:31.847 --> 01:27:33.282 Huh? 1579 01:27:33.282 --> 01:27:35.551 - Can you look up my car insurance information, please. 1580 01:27:37.753 --> 01:27:38.587 - Huh? 1581 01:27:39.822 --> 01:27:44.460 - Oh no, you have a lot to learn, Michael. 1582 01:27:44.460 --> 01:27:46.895 (indistinct) 1583 01:27:49.298 --> 01:27:51.600 Come on, let's get some cookies. 1584 01:27:51.600 --> 01:27:53.369 Cookie, cookie, cookie, woo. 1585 01:27:53.369 --> 01:27:55.738 Yeah, you're worse than my grandmother. 1586 01:27:56.939 --> 01:27:58.106 She was the original Grinch, 1587 01:27:58.106 --> 01:27:59.141 did you know that? 1588 01:28:00.509 --> 01:28:02.811 That's where you got the whole story from. 1589 01:28:02.811 --> 01:28:06.549 Helga, Helga Sockwater, that was her name. 1590 01:28:06.549 --> 01:28:10.553 Oh man, she was Chelsea, Massachusetts. 1591 01:28:10.553 --> 01:28:12.054 Terrible woman. 1592 01:28:12.054 --> 01:28:14.022 Just every Christmas. 1593 01:28:14.022 --> 01:28:17.660 What's this, what's that, where are we going? 1594 01:28:17.660 --> 01:28:20.128 I mean, we moved her to a mountain top. 1595 01:28:20.128 --> 01:28:21.397 She grew whiskers. 1596 01:28:21.397 --> 01:28:23.298 Then somewhere in the story made her green, 1597 01:28:23.298 --> 01:28:25.501 blah, blah, blah, blah blah. 1598 01:28:26.702 --> 01:28:30.873 - Did I tell you to stay away from schools? 1599 01:28:30.873 --> 01:28:31.974 - Yeah, you did. 1600 01:28:34.577 --> 01:28:35.644 - Hi Michael. 1601 01:28:36.912 --> 01:28:39.114 - Help, if he thought I needed help 1602 01:28:39.114 --> 01:28:41.316 why did he send me to therapy? 1603 01:28:41.316 --> 01:28:43.085 What are you looking at? 1604 01:28:43.085 --> 01:28:44.219 I didn't drive here. 1605 01:28:46.021 --> 01:28:47.656 I'm a really nice guy. 1606 01:28:47.656 --> 01:28:50.726 I really, I mean, it's just that she never warned me 1607 01:28:50.726 --> 01:28:52.294 that the needle was coming in. 1608 01:28:53.228 --> 01:28:54.162 Last I checked, 1609 01:28:54.162 --> 01:28:55.464 you're supposed to warn a guy. 1610 01:28:55.464 --> 01:28:58.367 I mean, she didn't do that, right, right? 1611 01:29:00.736 --> 01:29:02.738 - Like I was saying, the mall. 1612 01:29:04.507 --> 01:29:07.342 Why do people only go in December, it's so dumb. 1613 01:29:11.079 --> 01:29:13.582 (dog barking) 1614 01:29:18.286 --> 01:29:21.490 - I will find out how tall you are, believe me. 1615 01:29:26.328 --> 01:29:27.696 - Hey, back off buddy. 1616 01:29:27.696 --> 01:29:28.631 - No, no, you don't understand, 1617 01:29:28.631 --> 01:29:30.399 we really need to (indistinct), 1618 01:29:30.399 --> 01:29:32.000 we really need to talk to Santa. 1619 01:29:33.201 --> 01:29:34.637 I don't know, 1620 01:29:34.637 --> 01:29:36.071 maybe I'm not Christmas-y enough or something. 1621 01:29:36.071 --> 01:29:38.641 - Oh, that's it, maybe you're not Christmas-y enough. 1622 01:29:38.641 --> 01:29:40.308 What's wrong with you? 1623 01:29:40.308 --> 01:29:42.244 - I don't know. 1624 01:29:42.244 --> 01:29:44.447 - Christmas isn't about whose Christmas-y. 1625 01:29:46.982 --> 01:29:48.917 - Is this the best daddy. 1626 01:29:48.917 --> 01:29:50.085 - How are you? 1627 01:29:51.487 --> 01:29:53.722 All right, I'll see you in just a second. 1628 01:29:53.722 --> 01:29:54.557 - Bye. 1629 01:29:56.959 --> 01:29:59.261 (indistinct) 1630 01:29:59.261 --> 01:30:01.329 - We'll just be a second, okay. 1631 01:30:01.329 --> 01:30:02.431 I'll see you in a bit. 1632 01:30:04.166 --> 01:30:05.501 - [Antonio] Cut. 1633 01:30:05.501 --> 01:30:06.301 - Cut. 1634 01:30:08.370 --> 01:30:10.939 (upbeat music) 1635 01:30:18.781 --> 01:30:19.915 * My Christmas wasn't merry 1636 01:30:19.915 --> 01:30:21.383 * And that's the fact 1637 01:30:21.383 --> 01:30:23.652 * But I wouldn't get through with my life intact * 1638 01:30:23.652 --> 01:30:28.323 * But then Santa came around and show me what I lacked * 1639 01:30:28.323 --> 01:30:30.793 * That's the truth about Santa Claus * 1640 01:30:30.793 --> 01:30:33.428 * Thought I was perfect, never saw the flaws * 1641 01:30:33.428 --> 01:30:35.964 * But now I'm feeling really great because * 1642 01:30:35.964 --> 01:30:39.902 * I know the truth about Santa Claus * 1643 01:30:39.902 --> 01:30:42.337 * Too much naughty not enough nice * 1644 01:30:42.337 --> 01:30:44.740 * That's the way I acted and I paid the price * 1645 01:30:44.740 --> 01:30:49.044 * But Santa changed it all with some key advice * 1646 01:30:49.044 --> 01:30:51.647 * And that's the truth about Santa Claus * 1647 01:30:51.647 --> 01:30:54.282 * Thought I was happy but I never was * 1648 01:30:54.282 --> 01:30:56.885 * Now I'm feeling really great because * 1649 01:30:56.885 --> 01:31:00.055 * I learnt the truth about Santa Claus * 1650 01:31:00.055 --> 01:31:03.058 * Well, he's got a lot of reindeers down the sleigh * 1651 01:31:03.058 --> 01:31:05.460 * But that's not the reason that he may my day * 1652 01:31:05.460 --> 01:31:06.495 * He say you don't know squat 1653 01:31:06.495 --> 01:31:08.330 * You got a lot to learn 1654 01:31:08.330 --> 01:31:09.397 * There's more to life that what you got * 1655 01:31:09.397 --> 01:31:10.933 * It's what you earn 1656 01:31:10.933 --> 01:31:12.034 * You want the key to happiness * 1657 01:31:12.034 --> 01:31:13.502 * Well, here's the trick 1658 01:31:13.502 --> 01:31:16.004 * Stick with your family through thick and thin * 1659 01:31:16.004 --> 01:31:20.342 * That's the lesson that I learn from old St. Nick * 1660 01:31:20.342 --> 01:31:22.945 * And that's the truth about Santa Claus * 1661 01:31:22.945 --> 01:31:25.548 * Thought I was perfect, I never saw the flaws * 1662 01:31:25.548 --> 01:31:28.116 * Now I'm really feeling great because * 1663 01:31:28.116 --> 01:31:30.753 * I learnt the truth about Santa Claus * 1664 01:31:30.753 --> 01:31:33.388 * Here there's the truth about Santa Claus * 1665 01:31:33.388 --> 01:31:35.924 * Thought I was happy but I never was * 1666 01:31:35.924 --> 01:31:38.594 (indistinct) 1667 01:31:38.594 --> 01:31:41.263 * I learnt the truth about Santa Claus * 1668 01:31:41.263 --> 01:31:43.866 * There's a truth about Santa Claus * 1669 01:31:43.866 --> 01:31:46.434 * Thought I was perfect, never saw the flaws * 1670 01:31:46.434 --> 01:31:49.104 * Now I'm felling really great because * 1671 01:31:49.104 --> 01:31:53.508 * I know the truth about Santa Claus *