1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:06,963 - You're right. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:11,185 And all you have to do is not doit. 5 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,404 That's all you have to do, is not do it. 6 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:14,318 Just don't do it. 7 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:19,628 You look in the mirror, you open your mouth 8 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:20,759 and you stick out your tongue, 9 00:00:20,803 --> 00:00:23,197 and oh, it's too late, it's toolate. 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:27,984 I'll quit tomorrow. 11 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:32,119 And then you do, you do. 12 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,948 But you're never not an addict though. 13 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,082 [dramatic music] 14 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,128 You're just waiting for an excuse to use. 15 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:46,046 And then something comes along and gets you clean. 16 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:53,662 So you think, it just swaps, just swaps. 17 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:59,450 [clanking] 18 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,459 [soft music] 19 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:24,780 ♪ I'm trying so hard not to love him too fast ♪ 20 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:32,440 ♪ Round up all the horses and race 'round the track ♪ 21 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:40,274 ♪ Well, life's a round reality and never look back ♪ 22 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:48,282 ♪ Want a real hard love that's better than that ♪ 23 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:57,508 ♪ I'm trying so hard not to burymyself ♪ 24 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:04,950 ♪ Beneath the dirt and the flowers of somebody else ♪ 25 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:12,697 ♪ Yeah, beauty is blinding and darkness runs deep ♪ 26 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:21,053 ♪ Wanna hold onto him and still hold onto me ♪ 27 00:02:25,797 --> 00:02:30,759 ♪ Cocaine and whiskey rye 28 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:37,722 ♪ They don't even compare to how love makes me high ♪ 29 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:44,164 ♪ So I won't push my love 30 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:48,646 ♪ I'll sober up 31 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:53,695 ♪ I won't feed off of it 'til itdies ♪ 32 00:02:57,394 --> 00:03:02,356 ♪ Mm mm mm mm mm mm 33 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:08,971 ♪ Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm 34 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:18,415 ♪ I'm trying so hard to stay right where I am ♪ 35 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:26,031 ♪ I'll drive my mind in reverse to speed up ahead ♪ 36 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:33,952 ♪ Breakdown on a road that just leaves me for dead ♪ 37 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,393 ♪ Want the peace of the present♪ 38 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:40,263 - Hey. 39 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:42,004 ♪ To steer me instead 40 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,484 - What's up, what are you doing? 41 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:44,311 - You know what? 42 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:45,660 I can't do this thing. 43 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:46,922 Can you help me get this, man, you're better? 44 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:48,228 - [Shane] Marty, you didn't bring a clip on? 45 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:50,404 You should know how to tie a tie. 46 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:52,971 - Well then fuck you, pal, I'm not wearing it. 47 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:54,234 - You gotta wear it, man. 48 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:58,455 - Anyway, so now she's still ringing the phone, 49 00:03:58,499 --> 00:03:59,761 and still nothing. 50 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:01,545 - Well, yeah, he's not gonna stop that affair. 51 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,417 - No, no, no, here's the punchline. 52 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:06,550 This guy was out on the fuckinglake fishing all morning. 53 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:07,508 - Fishing? 54 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:08,378 - He was out on the Lake fishing. 55 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:10,380 He missed a day's pay, okay. 56 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:11,599 A strike against him. 57 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:14,166 Who knows what with his fuckingugly wife. 58 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,778 All so he can go sit out on the lake, and what? 59 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:17,648 Go fishing. 60 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:19,824 - That's it? 61 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:20,869 - That's it, just wanted to fish. 62 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:22,174 He didn't even feel bad. 63 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:23,785 - Did he catch anything? 64 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:24,960 - [Marty] I don't know, that's not the fucking point, man. 65 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,222 - Then what's the point, Marty? 66 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,354 - The point is you don't listen. 67 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:28,920 - I'm listening! 68 00:04:28,964 --> 00:04:31,183 All I'm saying is if he had reeled in a three foot pike, 69 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,620 then maybe it was worth his trouble. 70 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:33,490 - Getting ready for what? 71 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:35,187 Getting ready for your show? 72 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,974 Yes, I'm excited, I'm excited to see Marty. 73 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:43,021 I miss him, so, that'll be fun. 74 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:46,373 They may have like a yacht thing set up, I don't know. 75 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,419 You know how San Francisco is. 76 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:50,986 - Will you relax, bro? 77 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:53,510 He just text me a half hour ago, he just got into Vegas. 78 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:56,034 I don't know why we can't just go to a Coney Island. 79 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:57,166 I want French toast. 80 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,689 - If it's about the money, 81 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,038 I don't want you worrying about it, I got it covered. 82 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:01,997 - No, no, no, this weekend is on me and Gavin. 83 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,478 All right, so get your ID, maybe some gambling money, 84 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,175 and leave your fat fucking wallet here. 85 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:08,612 - Gavin couldn't of sprung for a suite on the strip 86 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:10,266 and cashed residual or something? 87 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,050 - I booked the room. 88 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:12,964 - Room's pretty nice, Marty. 89 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,052 - Fuck you, pal. 90 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:15,489 He's giving me cash anyway, okay, 91 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:16,664 'cause he wanted to stay off thegrid. 92 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,622 - Oh yeah, right, his sponsor. 93 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:19,449 - That or his girl. 94 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:20,842 - Oh my God. 95 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:22,365 All right, what is it this time model or actress? 96 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:23,235 - It's a dancer. 97 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,498 - You're kidding me. 98 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,500 How conducive can that be to his situation? 99 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:29,067 - No, no, she's a legit fucking dancer, bro. 100 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:31,331 She works at one of those shows on the strip. 101 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:34,943 - Well, it would be a real shame if she busted him here. 102 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:37,119 - All right, I'll let you get back to it. 103 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:41,079 I just wanted to tell you that Ilove you 104 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:44,474 and that I'll talk to you soon,okay? 105 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,914 All right, one day, that's it. 106 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,263 All right, love you, bye. 107 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,400 - [Shane] At least let me finishfirst. 108 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:58,401 - You sick bastard. 109 00:05:58,445 --> 00:05:59,228 - Prude bastard. 110 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:00,055 What, two is it? 111 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,448 - Two and a half. 112 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,754 - That's right, Marty Half hand, truly a wild man. 113 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,321 - I got it out at a young age. 114 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,802 - Yeah, they call it settling down for a reason, Marty. 115 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,891 - Fuck you, pal, aren't you about to do the same thing? 116 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:10,892 - Yes, 117 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:11,719 [sighing] 118 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:12,546 I am. 119 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:13,460 [knocking on door] 120 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,244 - He's here, play nice, asshole. 121 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:24,296 He's a good guy, unless you're abad guy. 122 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:26,342 - Not even a foot in the fucking door yet, Jesus, man 123 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,561 give me a fucking break. 124 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,432 - [Marty] How you doing, man? 125 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,434 - Oh man, I feel like I just walked in 126 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,218 a fucking time machine. 127 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:36,874 - [Shane] It's good to see you Gavin. 128 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:41,357 - Congratulations. 129 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,227 - Thanks, man. 130 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:44,360 - [Marty] Don't call him Gavin. 131 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,188 That's Johnny fucking McNabb. 132 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:47,450 - Calm down, Marty, all right? 133 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:48,843 You can get his autograph later. 134 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:50,975 - Nobody wants my autograph anymore. 135 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:52,716 - Come on bro, it's just a speedbump. 136 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:53,761 - Yeah, well anyway. 137 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,460 What are we doing, what's the deal? 138 00:06:57,504 --> 00:07:00,332 Shouldn't Shaney be half shot in the ass by now? 139 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:01,246 - No, no, no, no. 140 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,685 I think we're gonna do the dry thing this weekend. 141 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:05,947 - Oh yeah, nice. 142 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,557 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro, that one's mine. 143 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:08,863 - You guys realize that I can'tget drunk 144 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,517 if you drink it, right? 145 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,694 I'm fine, seriously, can we just have a good night? 146 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:14,912 - Great! 147 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:17,045 [chuckling] 148 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:19,395 - So how about a Coney Island for dinner? 149 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,309 - French toast? 150 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:21,702 - I'm not going to Coney Island. 151 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,052 - How's Hope doing, by the way? 152 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,270 - Well, she's doing actually pretty good. 153 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:27,272 She's up at her ma's in TraverseCity. 154 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:28,186 - Yeah, but, you know what I mean. 155 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,318 Is she all right? 156 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:30,711 What's going on? 157 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:32,277 - I'm going to Coney Island before I leave here. 158 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:33,931 All right, assholes? 159 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:35,890 And what's this world renowned restaurant anyway, 160 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,195 bachelor boy? 161 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:39,502 - Actually, you know, I had a change a plans. 162 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:44,464 I got us tickets to go see a show on the strip. 163 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:46,814 - Why'd you say it like that? 164 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:47,945 [both laughing] 165 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,294 Oh, fuck you, guys. 166 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:54,343 - All right, what's the deal, who is she? 167 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:56,301 - Wait, wait, wait, let's do therundown. 168 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:58,260 - Oh, yeah, Latina for sure. 169 00:07:58,303 --> 00:07:59,391 - Nope. 170 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:00,958 - Asian. 171 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,612 - Nope. - Russian? 172 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:03,700 - No. 173 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:04,571 - Teriyakian. 174 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,836 - She's Filipino. - I just said Asian, 175 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:09,663 it's the same thing. - Oh, man. 176 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,099 - It's not the same thing. 177 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:12,579 - We got a dinner reservation that we're late for 178 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,668 and I still gotta get dressed, so, let's get rolling. 179 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,365 - [Marty] Please, 'cause I'm fucking starving. 180 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:19,020 - All right, I just have to piss and then I'm ready. 181 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:22,458 [cellphone chiming] 182 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,243 [dramatic music] 183 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,638 [toilet flushing] 184 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:14,771 [sink water running] 185 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,298 - [Shane] Yeah, babe, just goingout now. 186 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:22,953 - [Marty] Seriously, bro, just get off the phone already. 187 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,172 - [Shane] Will you chill out, bro? 188 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:26,261 Why don't you call Annabelle orsomething? 189 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,660 [dramatic music] 190 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,784 - [Gavin] What you gonna do Marty? 191 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,437 - [Marty] I'm going all in. 192 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,439 - [Gavin] I call, Shane, grab me a slice, will ya? 193 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:16,964 - [Shane] Yeah, you got it, cheese or pepperoni? 194 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,661 - [Gavin] Pepperoni, please. 195 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:19,793 What do you got? 196 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,490 - I got nothing, it's unbelievable. 197 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,405 - He always has a hand, 198 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:24,798 that guy's always been the luckyone. 199 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,800 - Not a game of luck, my friend, you know that. 200 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,063 - Completely a game a luck. 201 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,326 - Okay, Shane, you're right, it's a game a luck. 202 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:34,285 - Well, did you earn those cards? 203 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,330 Did you have to work for 'em? 204 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,071 No, they were handed to you. 205 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:41,641 - Well, I was patient until the right cards came along 206 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,860 and then I took a chance and played 'em right. 207 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,080 - It's ironic logic coming froma person 208 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,778 who has a lucky number tattooed on their hand. 209 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,214 - Well, that's true. 210 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:52,477 But this is a little different. 211 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,698 - I'm just saying, you play the cards that you're dealt 212 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,091 whatever the fuck they are. 213 00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,181 - I guess we'll see either way when he blows them on the bluff. 214 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:03,140 - But if I do, I'll go out and win some more. 215 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:14,630 How's your folks? 216 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,895 - Same old, still living back inDetroit. 217 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,860 What do you think this is? 218 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:32,430 - I don't know, is it like a Formica? 219 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:33,257 - [Shane] Yeah, it could be. 220 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,650 - It's really sturdy. 221 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,306 - Wow, it's good craftsmanship. 222 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:41,091 - Yeah, it's really nice, I was just thinking. 223 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,919 Where do you think he went? 224 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:43,790 - I don't know. 225 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:55,453 - So, how's our boys? 226 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,717 You ready for the surprise? 227 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,241 Huh, look at this. 228 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,982 - [Gavin] And, what is it? 229 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,419 - Oh shit, sorry about that. 230 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,463 - Oh my God. - Woo! 231 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,727 - Okay, now you remember? 232 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,164 Deja vu anybody? 233 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,687 - [Shane] Holy cow. 234 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,601 - [Gavin] You do not 235 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:13,820 still have that. - This. 236 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,038 Okay. 237 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:18,433 - [Shane] What. - [Marty] So, should we play? 238 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:19,739 - I'm not playing that game? 239 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,567 If you could change one thing about your body, 240 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:23,481 what would it be? 241 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,664 - Look at this thing, oh my God. 242 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,149 - My nose and my dick size. 243 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,934 [laughing] 244 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,762 - All right, it was too easy. 245 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:45,765 Marty, you would change that horrible nose, 246 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,897 and Gavin would lose his baby dick. 247 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,638 - What's wrong with my nose? 248 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,161 - I was actually nose, I'm pretty content with my dick size, 249 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,032 thank you, though. 250 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,163 - It's not that it's little, 251 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,643 it could just always be bigger,right? 252 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,514 - See, that's exactly what somebody would say 253 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:57,428 with a baby dick. 254 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,386 - Gavin has a point, Marty. 255 00:12:58,429 --> 00:12:59,343 - Fuck you guys. 256 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,998 It's my turn, all right... 257 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,087 How old will you guys be when you get married? 258 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,785 - Oh man. 259 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:06,786 You set this one up. 260 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,273 - 28. 261 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,844 And 28. 262 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:22,932 - [Marty] You're gay, wow, 263 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,151 I always land on that. - Whoa, no, no, 264 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,500 wait, wait, wait, how does thatwork? 265 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,631 - What are you talking about, dude? 266 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,111 You both said 28, I can't get itwrong. 267 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,853 - No kidding, Sherlock, I'm talking to this one. 268 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,334 - I wanted to wait until after this weekend to tell you guys 269 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,857 because I didn't wanna steal your thunder 270 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,467 or anything like that, but-- 271 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,252 - [Marty] Don't start, Shane. 272 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:41,951 - No, no, I got a couple of questions, that's all. 273 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,520 - Ask away. 274 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,390 - All right. 275 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,178 Who is this girl you're apparently marrying this year? 276 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:53,571 - This girl is named Addie, the one I told you about. 277 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,312 - Addie, that's right. 278 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,184 This is the Filipino one, right? 279 00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:01,231 The dancer, the [speaking in foreign language] 280 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,450 - Yeah, that's the one. 281 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,539 That's the only girlfriend I have. 282 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,106 I know that's a tough concept. 283 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,325 - [Marty] Oh God, here we go board flip, T minus two. 284 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:11,241 - Oh no, I'm not sure what you mean by that? 285 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,030 - If you could go back in time to any one day, 286 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,553 what day would it be and why? 287 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,784 - "I picked the day Hope served us at Coney Island 288 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,657 "because the way her ass filled those fucking jeans." 289 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:39,661 I picked the day Gavin moved toLA, 290 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,576 because I'd smacked some sense into him. 291 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,665 - I already know I want the day that Shane fucked my ex 292 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,102 because it's not like we were best friends or anything. 293 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,712 - [Marty] Oh, wow, this is really a lotta fun. 294 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,018 - Here we go. 295 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,019 You know what? 296 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,065 I wanna change mine. 297 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,589 I pick the day Gavin got on television 298 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,286 and became too good for his friends. 299 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,767 - I didn't become too good for Marty, just for you. 300 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,291 - You haven't been too good for anybody in the last year. 301 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,249 - [Marty] Oh, fuck you, Shane. 302 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,424 He doesn't mean that, G. 303 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,947 - [Shane] No, I do. 304 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,906 I really do. - Will you shut you? 305 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,952 It's okay, anyway. 306 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,694 I remember this one, I wrote this one. 307 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,175 How many times have you jerked off in one day? 308 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,089 - Listen, Shane, 309 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,482 I know the past few years 310 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:19,701 have been really fucked up withme. 311 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,268 I know that, and I have some regrets. 312 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,747 But the heaviest is this thing with you, 313 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,184 and I just wanna make amends. 314 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,796 I was mad, okay? 315 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,451 I wasn't over it, I'm sorry. 316 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,324 I mean that, I'm sorry, both ofyou. 317 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,153 Okay? 318 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,635 Now can we please have a good time 319 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,550 celebrating you and your beautiful soon to be 320 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,204 before I flip the fucking board? 321 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:46,467 - Yeah. 322 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,381 - Thank you. 323 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,686 - No, seriously though, guys, 324 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,559 how many times in one day have you jacked off? 325 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,649 [Gavin laughing] 326 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:57,130 If you put your tongue down here like that, 327 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,784 try to talk without moving yourtongue. 328 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,786 - The darker featured, like-- 329 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:02,613 - What the fuck, man? 330 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,050 Why do you always 331 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,269 get to be the cool guy? - Dude, he was sexy as fuck. ♪ Please never go 332 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,403 - You're probably gonna be the backup singer, right? 333 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,362 I got a guy that's gonna shoot our album cover. 334 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,233 - I can see it. 335 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,016 - Your eyes are drying out. 336 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,235 What the fuck? 337 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,410 I'm the backup singer? 338 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,759 - No, no, no I think if Marty comes in 339 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,066 with like a rap type thing. 340 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,112 ♪ We've been moving like we're soap going down the drain ♪ 341 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,896 - And I'll be lead vocals, obviously. 342 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,857 ♪ I can't stop dreaming of you 343 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,861 - No, they were all equally cool back then. 344 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,298 - Yeah, back then, now, what arethey? 345 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,228 - Marty! 346 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,795 - [Marty] What? 347 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,318 - Come on, man, I'm fucking bored. 348 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,493 - [Shane] Marty, where's your stripper? 349 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,842 - Where is she? 350 00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,366 - [Marty] What do you want, guys? 351 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:02,804 - It's been like two fucking hours, I wanna go gamble. 352 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,458 - You know what? 353 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:08,070 I'm just like, I'm so flabbergasted by your social media 354 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,289 and the comments you get on here. 355 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,465 - You're flabbergasted? 356 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,335 - Yeah. 357 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:17,688 There's like a hundreds of comments a day from hot chicks 358 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,429 that you don't even acknowledge. 359 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,430 - What do you want 360 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:21,736 me to do? - Have you seen 361 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,346 this shit, man? - Oh, I look at it every day. 362 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,349 - I think you should reevaluatereading the comments on here 363 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,524 and who you're gonna reply to. 364 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:28,656 - I hate reading that shit. 365 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:29,831 - Have you tried any DMing on here? 366 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,398 - People are so fucking mean onthere. 367 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,008 - Marty, tell me what a DM is? 368 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:34,705 - What do you mean? 369 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:35,837 It's a fucking inbox message. 370 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:39,101 [Shane and Gavin laughing] 371 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,494 - What is it again? 372 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,061 - [Marty] It's the same thing as an inbox message. 373 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,062 [Shane and Gavin laughing] 374 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,715 - Why are you calling it that? 375 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,022 - [Marty] Because DM is inbox message 376 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,893 and if you wanna step your game up even further 377 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:49,938 you send her a meme. 378 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:53,072 [Shane and Gavin laughing] 379 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,335 Okay, I'm talking like extra funny memes. 380 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:57,728 - Why would I send her a meme? - Could you imagine? 381 00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,774 - Because if you don't send a meme, 382 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,689 how is she gonna know your senseof humor? 383 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,822 [Shane and Gavin laughing] 384 00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,651 What are you waiting on, man? 385 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,305 You should send multiple inboxes, man. 386 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:11,612 What the fuck? 387 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,440 You know what? 388 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:14,267 - No, you're absolutely right. 389 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,311 - You know what? 390 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,704 I can't even look at this anymore. 391 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,401 All I know is I shoulda been famous like you, pal. 392 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,273 Because I woulda been inboxing all of 'em. 393 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,797 [Shane and Gavin laughing] 394 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,103 You know what? 395 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,321 Wait a minute, I just thought of something. 396 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,844 - Are you gonna go inbox a couple people? 397 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,717 - What the fuck is the matter with him? 398 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,153 - [Shane] Oh my God. 399 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,720 - Was he always like that? 400 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:33,764 - [Shane] Yeah, he was. 401 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,897 - Oh my God. 402 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,160 [laughing] 403 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,902 - Oh yeah, inbox this, guys. 404 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,167 Look at this, man. 405 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,299 You know what this is? 406 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,300 Does anybody know what this is at all? 407 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,692 - No idea. 408 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:49,650 - No, you have no idea? 409 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:50,781 - No, what is it? 410 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,306 - Couldn't possibly guess what this is? 411 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,526 - If it's a picture of your mom I'm gonna be very upset. 412 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,788 - You're close, but no. 413 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,007 - Come on, what is it? 414 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,229 - [Marty] Bang. 415 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,360 - Oh, dude. 416 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,318 - [Marty] Do you remember this? 417 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,188 - What is it? 418 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,233 I can't see it. 419 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,321 Jesus Christ, Marty. 420 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,278 - [Gavin] What the 421 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,366 fuck? - You need one of these 422 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,150 in your office over your desk, man. 423 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,455 - Oh my God. 424 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,804 - [Gavin] What the fuck is the matter with you? 425 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,893 - What do you mean? - Oh my God! 426 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,199 - [Gavin] Dude. 427 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,592 - What are you talking about? 428 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,333 - [Gavin] Dude, this is too fucking much, come on. 429 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,900 - This fucking poster is fucking sick, dude. 430 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:25,860 - [Gavin] Dude, you have a poster of me. 431 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,166 - What do you mean? 432 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,428 Listen, I want you to sign this fucking thing. 433 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,560 - I'm not signing that fucking thing, dude. 434 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,648 You need to get rid of that. - First of all, 435 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:32,823 lookit, this is the sickest poster. 436 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,999 Look at the fire in your eyes here, man. 437 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,697 What do you mean? Look how sick this is. 438 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:37,828 - Are you out of your mind? 439 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:38,960 - First of all, this was limited. 440 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,570 I had to order this off Ebay, dude. 441 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,397 - Oh, you hear that? 442 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,704 Ebay, he got it off Ebay. 443 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:44,618 - I did. 444 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,054 - You couldn't have it inboxed? 445 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,969 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 446 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,840 Not only that, but I had to pay for fucking-- 447 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,451 - Dude, seriously, that's not fucking cool, man. 448 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,975 - I had to pay for two day shipping on this, man. 449 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,064 - Dude. 450 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,935 - Listen, I'm a power seller onEbay. 451 00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:01,852 I mean, this is just fucking awesome, that's all I know. 452 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:04,812 I want you to sign it. 453 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,553 Are you gonna sign the tiny city? 454 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:07,380 - I'm not fucking signing that. 455 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,946 - Right on the bottom. 456 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:12,298 And, if you put it all togetherwith the fire in your eye, 457 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:17,346 the exploding gun, that fucking flammable tiny cities, 458 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,522 it's like... 459 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,741 Look at these, wait. 460 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,831 - It's not a tiny city, it's just a city. 461 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,530 - [Marty] I even picture these guys as alien warriors. 462 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:28,401 Look, they're like alien-- 463 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,359 - They're SWAT team members! 464 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,274 - [Marty] No, these are alien warriors. 465 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,362 - What the fuck is the matter with you? 466 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,668 - [Marty] These are like 467 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:38,062 fucking reptilian shape shifting hybrids, man, 468 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,063 I'm telling you right now. 469 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,151 - [Shane] Shape shifting hybrids? 470 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,544 - [Marty] Yeah, look at the poster. 471 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,067 - [Shane] I've seen the poster, you just showed me. 472 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,156 - It's a police show. 473 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,375 It's a police show. 474 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,290 - [Marty] There are shape shifting hybrids 475 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,771 in the sewer systems on this show, I know it. 476 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,382 [all laughing] 477 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,343 [snickering] 478 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,214 - Marty, tell us a story. 479 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,303 - Guy at work, he had to shave his eyebrows off. 480 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,826 - What the fuck? 481 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,394 - No, listen, fuck head. 482 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,178 - You work with the strangest people. 483 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:11,792 - So this apprentice goes down river to this strip club 484 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,010 with his buddies from work, 485 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,709 and this place is a real fuckingdisaster. 486 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:18,625 It shoulda been condemned, or torn down, or I don't know, 487 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:20,191 maybe new staff. 488 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:23,064 The apprentice and his buddies decide we wanna run a bet 489 00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,761 who can go the furthest 490 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,372 with one of these fucking mutated, 491 00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:29,244 monster, these cellulite, skid mark having, 492 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,072 cobble pot looking strippers. 493 00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:32,682 [Shane and Gavin laughing] 494 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:35,772 And I'm talking track marks, snot running down their nose. 495 00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:36,860 That's the kind of place it was. 496 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:37,992 You didn't have to tip much there. 497 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,167 Listen, put it this way, 498 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,169 they even serve potato skins with like, 499 00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:43,911 who's gonna want potato skins in this fucking place 500 00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,739 when you have your fist up somebody's ass? 501 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:48,394 Guys are fucking doing shots off the girl's tits. 502 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,352 This guy's doing shots off a girl's ass. 503 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:52,702 I'm talking about crazy shit happening here. 504 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:56,532 So, the young apprentice wants to show off 505 00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:58,404 in front of his coworkers and hedecides, 506 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,057 well, you know what? 507 00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:01,537 I'm good with my tongue. 508 00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:05,106 He's gonna go down on one of these classic mutants, 509 00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:09,197 you know, with like a '70s "Boogie Nights" bush. 510 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,068 So he's focused, he's doesn't care. 511 00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:12,635 He wants to go down on her. 512 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,202 Tongue, bush, tongue, bush, tongue, bush, tongue, bush, 513 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,378 potato skins, potato skins. 514 00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:17,988 He goes down on her. 515 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:20,339 He wakes up the next day, hestarts clawing at his eyebrows, 516 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,602 and flaking, and flaking, and irritation. 517 00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:24,473 He's got crabs in his eyebrows. 518 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:25,648 Shaves 'em right off. 519 00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:26,823 - [Gavin] No way. 520 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:27,694 - Wait a second. 521 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,305 Wouldn't they not be crabs though 522 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,351 if they're in his eyebrows? 523 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,917 - [Shane] What? 524 00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,790 - Wouldn't it just be lice because it's not in his pubes? 525 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,792 - No, it'd still be crabs 526 00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:41,055 because its origination was somebody's pubes. 527 00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,231 - No, I mean, crabs are defined based on the fact 528 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,580 that they inhabit a pubic region. 529 00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:47,453 If they were to be relocated viathe story 530 00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:52,458 to somebody's eyebrows, they would just be lice. 531 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,111 - Okay. 532 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:58,551 Listen, you relocated to California, right? 533 00:22:58,594 --> 00:22:59,856 - [Gavin] Yeah. 534 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,859 - But your origination was Detroit, correct? 535 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,470 You carry that with you? 536 00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,689 - No, no, no, no, I've assimilated, I'm one of them now. 537 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:11,433 - Mm-mm, no, no, you act like one of them, you pretend. 538 00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:15,002 But a crab can never act, or pretend, 539 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:17,483 or play the part of anything other than a crab. 540 00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,136 It would always be seen as something 541 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,835 that originated in somebody's pubes. 542 00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:23,489 Therefore, it could never assimilate. 543 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:26,448 It would always be shunned 544 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,755 by any of the other infesting inhabitants. 545 00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,365 - Well excuse me, Shane. 546 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,715 I would like to think that that even a crab 547 00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,369 could leave his dirty past behind him. 548 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,372 - The point is, keep your face out of her pussy 549 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,721 before she gets here. 550 00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:39,853 - No, no, no, no. 551 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:42,377 I will clear her seat when she arrives. 552 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,336 - You would really let her sit on your face? 553 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,426 - Yeah, I absolutely would. 554 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:48,252 I'm sorry. 555 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:49,166 - No, I don't think so, 556 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:50,298 'cause it's just gonna be dances 557 00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:52,561 'cause that's all I paid for, guys. 558 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,171 - Shall I retrieve my wallet? 559 00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:57,392 And Gavin, don't sit there and pretend like 560 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,176 you've never slept with a stripper. 561 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:02,832 - I haven't, I swear. 562 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:03,659 - Really? 563 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:04,878 - Come on. 564 00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:06,009 - Yeah, really. 565 00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:08,011 - You mean to tell me after allof that 566 00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:09,404 you never wound up sleeping withone? 567 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,624 - No, I didn't. 568 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,975 And I never did it for fun or for the thrills. 569 00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:17,630 You know, I guess if I had sex with somebody, 570 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,242 I always preferred to be the fucked up one. 571 00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:22,504 - Don't sit there and tell me 572 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,027 that you weren't having fun, man. 573 00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:26,290 I saw the pictures on your social media 574 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:29,337 with the models, and the parties, and the craziness. 575 00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:31,687 Dude, it looks like a lotta funto me. 576 00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:34,342 - No, I mean, I may have done some things 577 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,953 that some people wouldconsider fun, but I don't know. 578 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,086 I don't really remember. 579 00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:41,480 - See, there you go. 580 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,438 You did it, but you don't remember. 581 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,919 If you weren't having any fun atall, 582 00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:47,616 why would you continue to do it? 583 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,139 - Don't get me wrong, I was enjoying it, 584 00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,619 it felt really fucking good. 585 00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:53,317 That's why I continued to do it. 586 00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:56,930 The problem is that, that'sthe only thing that feels good. 587 00:24:56,973 --> 00:25:00,281 You know, kinda like it desaturates everything, you know? 588 00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:02,283 It's like, that's a wrap. 589 00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:03,502 - Is that set speak? 590 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,068 I don't really follow what you're saying. 591 00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:05,982 - That's a wrap. 592 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:10,639 You know, that's a wrap on sex, 593 00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:15,035 on fun, on friends, on family, on your job, 594 00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:17,777 that's a wrap on everything, but getting fucking high. 595 00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:19,909 You know. 596 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:21,432 - It's terrifying. 597 00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:23,173 - Yeah, it is. 598 00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:28,048 I've killed the buzz here, I'm sorry. 599 00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:29,266 - No, bro, you're cool. 600 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,792 - Well, I think we're having a shower anyway, 601 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:36,099 before she gets here, if she ever does. 602 00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:38,101 - She'll be here. 603 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,867 [dramatic music] 604 00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:42,252 [cell phone chiming] 605 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:12,935 - Here's to my favorite prick lawyer in the world. 606 00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:15,329 Nobody else I'd call if I were in trouble 607 00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:16,547 or caught in the rain. 608 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:21,683 15 years of friendship, and a lifetime of happiness. 609 00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:24,817 And to one piece of pussy for the rest of your life. 610 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,775 - I don't know about all that, but... 611 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,128 - You know this, it's gonna put a damper on the night. 612 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:34,740 But I'm a little buzzed, so fuckit. 613 00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:37,394 - What's wrong buddy, everythingokay? 614 00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,005 - Well, we hope so. 615 00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:40,702 [cell phone vibrating] 616 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:41,529 Is that Annabelle? 617 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:42,356 Tell her I say hi. 618 00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:44,053 - Mm-mm, no, no, no. 619 00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:45,402 She's probably just sleeping orsomething. 620 00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:46,360 It's just one of my interns. 621 00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,101 - What the fuck is she doing up? 622 00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:50,320 - Something about a case. 623 00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:53,106 - All right, look bro, she's gonna be here any minute now, 624 00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:54,890 so you know what? Let me just get this out. 625 00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,065 - You wanna see your picture? 626 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:57,588 - Whose? 627 00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:58,807 - My intern. 628 00:27:58,851 --> 00:27:59,982 - Why the fuck would I wanna seea picture 629 00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,027 of your intern, dude? 630 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,463 I'm trying to talk to you, man. 631 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,204 - Because she's got a great ass, 632 00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:05,858 and it's my bachelor party, 633 00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,816 and your stripper still isn't even here yet. 634 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:08,904 - Great ass. 635 00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:09,775 Let's see. 636 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:13,169 Oh no, that is a great ass. 637 00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:30,230 ♪ I'll shout it out 638 00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:33,233 ♪ If you're there alone 639 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:38,281 ♪ Realize I had a good ways to go ♪ 640 00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:41,589 ♪ I had no supplies 641 00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:44,157 ♪ No lover to hold 642 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,812 ♪ It got cold 643 00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:50,250 ♪ It got cold 644 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:53,383 ♪ And I speed on the pavement 645 00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:56,082 ♪ Stuck to the weed 646 00:28:56,125 --> 00:29:01,217 ♪ Choked on the ruthlessness inside me ♪ 647 00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:06,440 ♪ Oh, it's just blood on your knees, blood on your knees ♪ 648 00:29:06,483 --> 00:29:07,702 - Hey, hey, honey. 649 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:11,619 ♪ Don't know anytime to die 650 00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:15,928 - Yep, the stripper is right here, actually, and she's... 651 00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:18,713 Oh yeah, she's pretty fucking smoking hot. 652 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:23,762 ♪ Just pick up your feet 653 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:30,072 ♪ Stop at a station with lotterya lie ♪ 654 00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:35,643 ♪ They promised a fortune on this glory night ♪ 655 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:39,038 ♪ And you win my money ♪ 656 00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:42,041 ♪ And crawl in my dreams 657 00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:44,304 ♪ Yeah, I tripped over nothing 658 00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:46,915 ♪ Fell down and grieved 659 00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:51,920 ♪ Oh, it's just blood on your knees, blood on your knees ♪ 660 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:58,753 ♪ I don't know anytime to die 661 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:04,237 ♪ So quit worrying, wasting, and wondering why me ♪ 662 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:09,546 ♪ Just pick up your feet mm-hmmmm ♪ 663 00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:17,337 ♪ Oh baby, are you feeling sorry for yourself ♪ 664 00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:26,737 ♪ Are you mad that you got dirty♪ 665 00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:29,218 ♪ Are you blaming someone else 666 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:33,179 [Gavin breathing hard] 667 00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:35,485 ♪ You know 668 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:50,936 [suspenseful music] 669 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,179 - Yo, yo, what's up, man? 670 00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:19,834 Yeah, no, I just got your messages. 671 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,185 Yeah, yeah, I just got in town. 672 00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:24,883 Uh-huh. 673 00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:29,235 Oh good, yeah. 674 00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:33,239 Hey, why don't you come pick meup? 675 00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:36,111 All right, cool. 676 00:31:36,155 --> 00:31:40,246 Yeah, I'm somewhere in, I'll send my location, all right? 677 00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:42,683 We're in the penthouse, come on up, all right? 678 00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:46,513 Yeah. 679 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:03,660 - Yeah, she split, bro. 680 00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:05,184 What'd you do, whip it out, G? 681 00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:07,969 She didn't even take her tits out yet. 682 00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:15,672 [laughing softly] 683 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:26,205 [dramatic music] 684 00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:29,991 - I never understood whypeople would think that addicts 685 00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:31,558 didn't know they had a problem. 686 00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:34,604 Of course you know. 687 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,653 You taste it in your teeth everymorning. 688 00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:43,265 It doesn't make a difference. 689 00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:45,833 - [Marty] Are you okay? 690 00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:51,491 - And you believe it, you believe it, you really believe it. 691 00:32:51,534 --> 00:32:52,796 And they know. 692 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,798 They know, and they're right, they're right. 693 00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,323 They're right. 694 00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:01,240 And all you have to do is not doit. 695 00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:04,765 That's all you have to do, is not do it, just don't do it. 696 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:09,683 You look in the mirror, and you open your mouth, 697 00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:11,728 and you stick out your tongue, and oh, it's too late. 698 00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:12,555 [chuckling] 699 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:13,426 It's too late. 700 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:17,996 I'll quit tomorrow. 701 00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:21,042 And then you do. 702 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:21,956 You do. 703 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,916 But you're never not an addict though. 704 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,052 You're just waiting for an excuse to use. 705 00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:36,014 And then something comes along and gets you clean. 706 00:33:38,712 --> 00:33:43,586 So you think it just swaps, it just swaps. 707 00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,428 And it's a fucking wrap. 708 00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:03,650 - Don't do it, G. 709 00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:07,436 Don't do it, G, no, don't fucking do it, man. 710 00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:11,223 [dramatic music] 711 00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,933 - [Shane] Man, what the fuck? 712 00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:28,762 - Why don't you shut the fuck up, Shane? 713 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,767 Go find yourself another stripper to probably try and fuck 714 00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:34,594 behind your fiance's back. 715 00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:35,769 - Bro, what the fuck, man? 716 00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:36,987 - Excuse me. 717 00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:40,817 Look, man, don't take your relapse out on me. 718 00:34:41,775 --> 00:34:44,169 - G, listen, why don't you just go in the bathroom, 719 00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:46,040 puke that shit out, come back out here, 720 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,215 we can all just chill out? 721 00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:49,130 - What are you even doing here,Marty? 722 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,351 You should be at home with Hope, 723 00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:56,616 this is fucking ridiculous, you did not belong here. 724 00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:58,139 - Well first of all, he is here 725 00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:00,446 because he's one of the only friends that you have. 726 00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:02,709 - I said, shut the fuck up, Shane! 727 00:35:02,752 --> 00:35:04,754 You don't know the first thing about fucking friendship, 728 00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:06,756 so I don't wanna hear another goddamn word, okay, 729 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,497 we both fucking know you. 730 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,108 - What's he talking about? 731 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,500 - Nothing, man, 732 00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:12,980 clearly he's just fucking pissed off right now. 733 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:14,590 So if we just give him a minute. 734 00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:17,071 - Yeah, clearly, you just terrified that poor girl! 735 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,856 - Yeah, I terrified her right off your fucking cock, 736 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,380 you fucking pervert. 737 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,948 Now I know you, I know you. 738 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:26,689 And I know you only came here to get fucked, 739 00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,300 so why don't you go and get fucked? 740 00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:30,432 I am sure she will never know! 741 00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:32,739 - You know what? 742 00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:34,915 Stop saying that. 743 00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:36,830 What did I ever do to you? 744 00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:38,136 Like honestly, what, 745 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:41,748 I slept with an ex-girlfriend five years ago? 746 00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:43,010 - What did you do to me? 747 00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:46,622 Are you fucking serious? 748 00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:49,451 What did you do to me? 749 00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:51,714 What did you fucking do to me, Shane? 750 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,325 Where were you, huh? 751 00:35:55,892 --> 00:35:58,156 No, I seriously wanna know, I wanna know, 752 00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,897 I wanna know right now, where the fuck were you? 753 00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:02,116 - What are you even talking about? 754 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,900 - Marty was there, where were you? 755 00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:05,032 - You know what? 756 00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:06,164 [chuckling] 757 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,817 I'm not sticking around for thisshit. 758 00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:09,079 You've always been a selfish asshole, 759 00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:11,169 and you will always be a selfishasshole. 760 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,954 - Why don't you fucking do something about it 761 00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:15,825 and stop running your smart fucking mouth? 762 00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:17,218 - [Marty] Just stop, fucking stop, please. 763 00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:18,437 - Shut up, shut up, Marty. 764 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,568 Sit down, sit down, Marty, - Stop, man. 765 00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:21,353 - I'm not fucking kidding, sit down. 766 00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:26,140 Do something, Shane, do it, finally fucking do it. 767 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,665 Finally fucking do something, you piece of shit. 768 00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:37,717 [suspenseful music] 769 00:36:57,345 --> 00:37:00,479 [Gavin panting] 770 00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:01,523 - Look, man, 771 00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:06,441 I'm sorry bud, but that shit right there, 772 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:09,531 that shit was bound to happen. 773 00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,229 I know you wanted to have a goodweekend 774 00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:13,318 and you wanted to bring the boys back together, 775 00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:16,364 but I'm not sticking around for that shit, have fun. 776 00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:23,284 - When I was a little girl on my island, where I'm from, 777 00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:27,114 there was this bridge that all the guys would go to 778 00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:30,117 and they would carry these big rocks 779 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,162 and they would jump off the bridge. 780 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:33,816 And the rock would carry them 781 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,383 all the way down to the bottom. 782 00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:40,345 They would stay down there and they could see everything 783 00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:41,998 because the water was so clear. 784 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:48,309 And they'd collect things like sea urchins, 785 00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:51,704 and starfish, sand dollars. 786 00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:55,838 I don't know what you guys callit, 787 00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:56,796 but in my language it's called 788 00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,145 [speaking in foreign language] 789 00:37:58,188 --> 00:37:59,059 [speaking in foreign language] 790 00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:00,321 [speaking in foreign language] 791 00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:03,193 And they would sell it or they would eat it 792 00:38:03,237 --> 00:38:05,370 and that's how they would make their living. 793 00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:10,897 - We'll open up a shop on the beach and we'll sell. 794 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,115 [speaking in foreign language] 795 00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:13,073 [speaking in foreign language] 796 00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:17,599 [speaking in foreign language] 797 00:38:17,643 --> 00:38:20,602 - I don't wanna get anything. 798 00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:22,169 I just wanna be down there. 799 00:38:22,212 --> 00:38:24,302 And I'll brush the sand like this. 800 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:29,829 And then I'll brush it 801 00:38:29,872 --> 00:38:32,397 and I'll see if I can search forstingrays 802 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,529 because they like to hide underthe sand. 803 00:38:34,573 --> 00:38:35,356 - Really? 804 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,966 - Mm-hmm. 805 00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:38,620 - How are you gonna get back up? 806 00:38:39,926 --> 00:38:41,449 - Just swim. 807 00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:43,277 - Well, how deep is it? 808 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:44,322 - Like 30 feet. 809 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,367 - 30 feet, 810 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:47,063 and you're gonna swim? - Is that deep? 811 00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:48,848 - Yeah, that's deep. 812 00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:50,458 - Okay, like 20 feet. 813 00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:51,720 - Oh, just 20. 814 00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:53,461 That's it. 815 00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:54,897 - That's it. 816 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:58,727 But I wanna go, and even if it's just for a minute 817 00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:01,643 it's gonna be worth it. 818 00:39:03,863 --> 00:39:05,778 - What if you run outta air? 819 00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:09,912 - That's the fun part. 820 00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:13,089 You actually run out of air. 821 00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:14,308 - You're nuts. 822 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,528 - Go with me. 823 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,926 [groaning] 824 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,141 - Soak it up, buddy. 825 00:40:06,839 --> 00:40:07,666 - I'm not hungry. 826 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,148 - Hello, I don't give a shit 827 00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:15,413 if you're a Gandhi on a hunger strike, eat the burger. 828 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:17,980 - I don't like pickles. 829 00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:19,721 - Just pick them off. 830 00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:22,855 - It'll still taste like pickles. 831 00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:24,770 It'll always taste like pickles. 832 00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:26,685 - You need to eat it. 833 00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:27,903 - Maybe I do need it. 834 00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:30,558 Maybe I deserve it. 835 00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,472 - So eat it. 836 00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:32,386 - No. 837 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:37,260 I just won't eat. 838 00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:38,610 - Why the fuck not? 839 00:40:38,653 --> 00:40:39,698 - 'Cause everything that I did 840 00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:41,743 was for a burger without pickles. 841 00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:44,311 And not loving me. 842 00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:46,574 - I'm sure the burger loves you,pal. 843 00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:48,707 Really, just take a bite and see. 844 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,099 - I guess I'm ruined too, 845 00:40:50,143 --> 00:40:52,275 so why should I be able to have the perfect burger? 846 00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:54,582 - What do you wanna fucking filet mignon, man? 847 00:40:56,628 --> 00:40:59,718 [cell phone ringing] 848 00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:04,287 - The burger can go fuck itself, Marty, no pickles. 849 00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:06,768 - I get that you're a little wasted right now. 850 00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:08,248 You're not making much sense. 851 00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,684 So just try and be straight withme 852 00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:11,686 'cause all this bullshit you're spewing out 853 00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:16,125 about this burger is like reallymaking me salitate over it. 854 00:41:16,169 --> 00:41:18,301 - Go ahead, take a bite, everybody else does. 855 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:20,782 - Look, whatever it is you're going through Gavin, 856 00:41:20,826 --> 00:41:23,219 you'll get through, man, you always came out. 857 00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:25,787 I can't watch you - Jesus Christ. 858 00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:27,267 - go down this road, man, what are you doing? 859 00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:29,182 Why the fuck are you laughing? 860 00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:31,053 Seriously, I'm trying to be serious with you. 861 00:41:31,097 --> 00:41:32,141 You always take everything 862 00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:33,534 so much harder than everyone else. 863 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,231 We all got fucking problems, G! 864 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:39,192 Seriously, bro, see this shit, 865 00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:42,282 you were never fucking happy, man. 866 00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:44,327 Even in Detroit, you bailed on us 867 00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:45,590 as soon as you got the gas money. 868 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:46,678 - Happy with what? 869 00:41:48,244 --> 00:41:49,071 Huh? 870 00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:52,205 There was nothing for me there. 871 00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:53,336 You know what I wanted to do 872 00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,208 and you were supposed to have myback. 873 00:41:56,949 --> 00:41:57,776 - Didn't I? 874 00:41:58,733 --> 00:41:59,952 Didn't I have your fucking back,dude. 875 00:41:59,995 --> 00:42:02,041 Didn't you have me, didn't you have Nicole? 876 00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:03,695 - Don't fucking talk about Nicole, Marty. 877 00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:04,652 - Why shouldn't I? 878 00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:08,743 I was the one, I was the shoulder she cried on 879 00:42:08,787 --> 00:42:11,354 to try and convince me to get you to come back home. 880 00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:13,400 Did I ever even ask you or tellyou once? 881 00:42:13,443 --> 00:42:15,097 - I said don't fucking talk about her, okay? 882 00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:16,490 - Then you go and book a fuckingshow, 883 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,971 me being the only moron that believes in you, 884 00:42:19,014 --> 00:42:20,450 and you throw all that away too. 885 00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:21,843 - I was depressed, okay? 886 00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:26,152 I didn't have anybody, I didn't have anyone. 887 00:42:29,764 --> 00:42:31,723 - I don't understand why you didn't come home, 888 00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:33,638 or why didn't ask anyone for help? 889 00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:34,900 - You had family. 890 00:42:34,943 --> 00:42:37,206 I wasn't gonna call Shane after what he did. 891 00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:42,516 I was supposed to come home with my tail between my legs. 892 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:45,214 Fuck that. 893 00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:47,303 You all think it's some big party for me. 894 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:50,785 I'm fucking dying, Marty. 895 00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:52,091 - That's not you, G. 896 00:42:52,134 --> 00:42:53,571 - I tweaked my back. 897 00:42:55,964 --> 00:42:57,749 I tweaked my back working out. 898 00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:00,839 That's it. 899 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,669 My roommate at the time, he said, 900 00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:06,322 "Here, take one of these." 901 00:43:09,238 --> 00:43:12,154 I didn't know what it was, all I needed was an aspirin. 902 00:43:14,374 --> 00:43:15,418 It was Oxy. 903 00:43:16,681 --> 00:43:18,770 It's like 10 milligrams, that'snothing. 904 00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:23,252 But it made me happy. 905 00:43:23,296 --> 00:43:25,690 It made me happy when I had become content 906 00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:26,952 with being miserable. 907 00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:32,566 Fuck man, it doesn't happen like it does in the movies, 908 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:34,655 it just happens, you know? 909 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,397 - I'm trying to understand, man. 910 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,616 Why tonight, G? 911 00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:47,712 - Fine, 912 00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:48,582 [cell phone ringing] 913 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,452 fuck it. 914 00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:55,545 Hello? 915 00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,419 [crying] 916 00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:00,768 Goddammit Addie, 917 00:44:02,248 --> 00:44:03,858 what the fuck is wrong with you? 918 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:12,475 - No fucking way, G, no way, pickles? 919 00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:14,869 - [Gavin] Yeah, Marty, pickles. 920 00:44:14,913 --> 00:44:16,131 - Holy shit. 921 00:44:16,175 --> 00:44:19,047 - Yeah, holy shit. 922 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:30,711 - You know, not too long ago, maybe like a week ago, 923 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,931 Hope asked me to go to the storefor her. 924 00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:35,107 She's not feeling too well lately 925 00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:38,327 and she used to do all the shopping 926 00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:41,853 so I went and kept thinking to myself, 927 00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:44,638 how does she do this, man, she's so good at this? 928 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,814 And something so simple seemed hard because 929 00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:51,645 there's just so much going on in this grocery store. 930 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,343 There's so many aisles, so many items, so many things. 931 00:44:56,432 --> 00:44:58,217 It's the same thing with pickles, G. 932 00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:02,569 There're a million pickles in the sea, man. 933 00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:05,528 You know what I mean? 934 00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:07,792 There're a million different kinds of pickles, 935 00:45:07,835 --> 00:45:10,403 all shapes and sizes, types. 936 00:45:11,926 --> 00:45:14,929 Short pickles, fat pickles, mutated pickles, 937 00:45:17,453 --> 00:45:18,498 crazy pickles. 938 00:45:20,369 --> 00:45:22,241 I didn't know how to be there for her. 939 00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:26,201 So, like a coward I ran in the basement 940 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:28,247 and I just got hammered every night. 941 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:32,512 I don't know how she didn't smell it on me, 942 00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:36,081 but she never gave me shit aboutit. 943 00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:39,519 Maybe she just smelled it, but didn't have the heart. 944 00:45:40,955 --> 00:45:43,479 We drink through the hard times,G. 945 00:45:43,523 --> 00:45:46,047 It's what we do, man, it's justa drink. 946 00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:47,353 You don't have to crash and burn over this. 947 00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:49,094 - That's what I do, Marty, I crash and burn. 948 00:45:49,137 --> 00:45:50,225 - That's not you, man. 949 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,228 - How is Hope holding up, by theway? 950 00:45:53,272 --> 00:45:56,362 - She keeps a smile on throughout for the kids. 951 00:45:56,405 --> 00:45:57,667 - You never told Shane. 952 00:45:57,711 --> 00:45:59,408 - He's not really good with that sorta stuff. 953 00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:01,671 - Yeah, I know. 954 00:46:01,715 --> 00:46:02,498 [engine roaring] 955 00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:03,761 - Oh, great, he's here. 956 00:46:04,718 --> 00:46:07,547 - Look, Marty, I can see that you need a friend right now. 957 00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:09,897 I really am sorry to say, 958 00:46:09,941 --> 00:46:12,595 but tonight I'm not that friend,okay? 959 00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:13,901 [knocking on door] 960 00:46:13,945 --> 00:46:15,294 - Shane, you have the code, come on in, man. 961 00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:19,428 Oh Christ, let me get that, I'llbe back. 962 00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:24,259 - Marty, it's not Shane. 963 00:46:27,219 --> 00:46:28,394 - [Pouch] Hey, what's up bro? 964 00:46:28,437 --> 00:46:29,308 Is Gavin around? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 965 00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:31,266 no, no, there's no Gavin here. 966 00:46:31,310 --> 00:46:32,615 I think you got the wrong room. 967 00:46:35,270 --> 00:46:36,445 - This is the address he gave me. 968 00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:37,403 - There's nobody here named Gavin, man. 969 00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:38,839 - Is that right? 970 00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:40,623 - Yeah, that's right. 971 00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:42,451 - Okay, sorry to have bothered you. 972 00:46:42,495 --> 00:46:43,757 What's your name? 973 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,498 - You can call me whatever you wanna call me. 974 00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:46,978 Just as long as it's not Gavin, 975 00:46:47,021 --> 00:46:48,457 'cause there's no Gavin here. 976 00:46:48,501 --> 00:46:49,807 - You know, I've been wanting to take a leak 977 00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:50,938 for like the last hour, 978 00:46:50,982 --> 00:46:51,939 is it okay if I use your bathroom though? 979 00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:53,158 - We gotta girl in here. 980 00:46:53,201 --> 00:46:54,637 - You know what, maybe she's gota friend? 981 00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:55,725 We can make a night of it, I do got the party favors, 982 00:46:55,769 --> 00:46:57,162 the party goods. 983 00:46:57,205 --> 00:46:58,728 - What do you say? 984 00:46:58,772 --> 00:46:59,860 - You know what, man? 985 00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:01,296 She's not really in a friendly mood. 986 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:02,254 - Oh yeah? 987 00:47:02,297 --> 00:47:03,255 Why don't we let her decide? 988 00:47:03,298 --> 00:47:04,386 Hollywood! 989 00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:08,521 Yo Hollywood, Hollywood, there you go. 990 00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:10,088 - You got everything? 991 00:47:10,131 --> 00:47:11,393 - I sure do. 992 00:47:11,437 --> 00:47:13,091 - Yo, man, what the f, Gavin? 993 00:47:13,134 --> 00:47:14,005 Gavin? - You know the routine 994 00:47:14,048 --> 00:47:15,267 as long as you got the green. 995 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:16,311 - Gavin, what's in that fucking pouch, bro? 996 00:47:16,355 --> 00:47:17,747 - Let your boy do his thing, man. 997 00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:20,185 Yo, let your boy do his thing, come here, come here. 998 00:47:20,228 --> 00:47:22,883 You said I could call you whatever I want, right? 999 00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:24,493 I think I'm gonna call you Scruffy. 1000 00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:26,234 You know I have a little kid, he's beautiful. 1001 00:47:26,278 --> 00:47:28,802 He comes to me, he goes,"Daddy, Bobby just got a doggy, 1002 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,587 "he can sit, he can stay, do you know what I'm gonna do 1003 00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:32,632 "if I get a dog?" 1004 00:47:32,675 --> 00:47:35,678 [suspenseful music] 1005 00:47:36,723 --> 00:47:38,377 - [Gavin] You're always mad at me. 1006 00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:43,382 - Not always. 1007 00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,253 - My son's up all fucking night 1008 00:47:45,297 --> 00:47:46,820 trying to teach this dog new tricks. 1009 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,343 You know what the dog's doing? 1010 00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:50,998 - [Addison] Are you gonna do that all? 1011 00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:53,827 - And I put them in my car and I take him off to the desert, 1012 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,524 I snap his fucking neck like a breadstick. 1013 00:47:55,568 --> 00:47:56,961 - Scuba diving, no. 1014 00:47:57,004 --> 00:47:58,571 - [Shane] Why not? 1015 00:47:58,614 --> 00:48:03,402 - [Pouch] So shut the fuck up, and sit, and stay, Scruffy. 1016 00:48:03,445 --> 00:48:05,186 - 'Cause I don't wanna have to trust anything. 1017 00:48:06,361 --> 00:48:10,670 It ruins it, I wanna be downthere with no tank or anything. 1018 00:48:12,237 --> 00:48:14,804 - [Shane] How are you gonna breathe? 1019 00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:15,893 - [Addison] I'm gonna use a rock. 1020 00:48:18,591 --> 00:48:20,593 - [Shane] Okay, use a rock to dowhat? 1021 00:48:23,552 --> 00:48:24,336 - [Addison] You'll see. 1022 00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:25,946 - [Shane] Oh yeah? 1023 00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:30,081 - When I was a little girl on my island that I'm from 1024 00:48:30,124 --> 00:48:32,387 there was this bridge that all the guys would go to 1025 00:48:32,431 --> 00:48:35,564 and they would carry these big rocks 1026 00:48:35,608 --> 00:48:37,784 and they would jump off of a bridge. 1027 00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:38,959 And the rock would carry them 1028 00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:42,354 all the way down to the bottom. 1029 00:48:42,397 --> 00:48:44,138 They just stay there. 1030 00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:55,541 [dramatic music] 1031 00:49:04,419 --> 00:49:06,204 - [Marty] Gavin, Gavin, what the fuck are you doing, man? 1032 00:49:06,247 --> 00:49:08,293 - [Pouch] Let's go over here, come on. 1033 00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:14,168 - [Addison] 'Cause even if it's for a minute, 1034 00:49:14,212 --> 00:49:15,213 it'll be worth it. 1035 00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:20,958 - [Shane] What if you run outtaair? 1036 00:49:21,001 --> 00:49:22,089 - That's the fun part. 1037 00:49:24,657 --> 00:49:25,963 What if you run out of air? 1038 00:49:28,574 --> 00:49:29,967 - Let's go Hollywood. - Gavin, I'm talking to you. 1039 00:49:30,010 --> 00:49:31,490 - [Pouch] Sit and stay, Scruffy. 1040 00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:32,360 - Gavin! 1041 00:49:35,842 --> 00:49:36,669 Oh fuck. 1042 00:49:40,064 --> 00:49:42,892 Gavin, buddy, it's Marty, man, what the hell? 1043 00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:44,111 Where did you go? 1044 00:49:44,155 --> 00:49:45,330 We're really worried about you,all right? 1045 00:49:45,373 --> 00:49:48,289 So just give us a call back, please, bye. 1046 00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:51,640 - Call the girl, he probably went to go find her. 1047 00:49:51,684 --> 00:49:53,251 Hopefully he doesn't snap her neck. 1048 00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:55,427 - I ordered her through a service, okay? 1049 00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:57,211 They're not gonna give her number out that easily 1050 00:49:57,255 --> 00:49:58,343 and I ordered a Filipino 1051 00:49:58,386 --> 00:49:59,431 because I thought you guys wouldlaugh. 1052 00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:00,606 - He didn't laugh though, Marty. 1053 00:50:00,649 --> 00:50:02,956 - This isn't a fucking joke, bro, okay? 1054 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,090 He can get himself killed, that guy was fucking insane. 1055 00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:08,005 - Do you still have the number to that service? 1056 00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:09,658 - Yeah, why? It's right here. 1057 00:50:09,702 --> 00:50:10,746 - Dial it. 1058 00:50:10,790 --> 00:50:11,878 - I'm telling you right now 1059 00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:13,358 they're not gonna give you the number. 1060 00:50:13,401 --> 00:50:15,577 - She's not in a SecretService, bro, she's a stripper. 1061 00:50:15,621 --> 00:50:16,796 Here, give me the phone. 1062 00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:22,715 Hi, how you doing? 1063 00:50:24,108 --> 00:50:26,980 Good, look, I just had a quick question for you. 1064 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:29,678 I was kinda hoping you'd beable help me out with something. 1065 00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:31,071 Well, the thing is, 1066 00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:33,943 you guys sent us this great stripper and, 1067 00:50:33,987 --> 00:50:35,293 no, no, no, she was wonderful. 1068 00:50:35,336 --> 00:50:36,250 I'm sorry, dancer. 1069 00:50:36,294 --> 00:50:37,991 Sent us this amazing dancer, 1070 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,167 I know you guys don't like thatterm, 1071 00:50:40,211 --> 00:50:45,172 but, she left a ring here and it looks really expensive 1072 00:50:45,781 --> 00:50:47,305 and we just wanted to get it back to her 1073 00:50:47,348 --> 00:50:49,046 before we took off in the morning. 1074 00:50:50,612 --> 00:50:51,613 You would do that? 1075 00:50:52,527 --> 00:50:54,094 Oh my God, that would be amazing. 1076 00:50:55,661 --> 00:50:58,490 Well, here's the thing, I didn't catch her stage name, 1077 00:50:58,533 --> 00:51:02,233 but she actually, she gave us her real name and it's... 1078 00:51:02,276 --> 00:51:03,103 - Addie. 1079 00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:04,365 - Addie, that's the one. 1080 00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:06,280 Okay. 1081 00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:08,326 Uh-huh. 1082 00:51:12,025 --> 00:51:15,115 Got it, you're a lifesaver. 1083 00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:17,900 Thank you so much. 1084 00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:20,338 All right, yep, have a wonderful night, bye. 1085 00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:24,559 Bunch a animals, they actually gave it to me. 1086 00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,213 - Are you actually enjoying this? 1087 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:28,781 This is the fucking best mood you've been in all night, man. 1088 00:51:28,824 --> 00:51:30,609 - Marty, this is what I do for aliving. 1089 00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:32,872 I solve people's problems. 1090 00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:35,396 Now here, we got the number, just give her a call. 1091 00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:49,062 - It's not ringing, it's ringing, it's ringing. 1092 00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:51,020 No voicemail. 1093 00:51:51,064 --> 00:51:52,500 Do I have to leave a voicemail? 1094 00:51:52,544 --> 00:51:54,763 Okay, I'll leave a voicemail. 1095 00:51:54,807 --> 00:51:58,593 Addie, it's Marty, Gavin's friend. 1096 00:51:58,637 --> 00:52:00,769 Yeah, I know it was really fucked up right now 1097 00:52:00,813 --> 00:52:03,555 and it's a little confusing, but, 1098 00:52:03,598 --> 00:52:06,210 Gavin just took off and we can'tfind him. 1099 00:52:06,253 --> 00:52:07,776 We have no idea if he's okay. 1100 00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:10,562 So just please call us back if you can when you see him? 1101 00:52:10,605 --> 00:52:11,432 Okay? 1102 00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:14,827 [sighing] 1103 00:52:14,870 --> 00:52:15,697 Man. 1104 00:52:17,395 --> 00:52:20,093 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck are you doing, man? 1105 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,138 - What? I'm hungry. 1106 00:52:21,181 --> 00:52:23,052 - That's not yours to eat. 1107 00:52:23,096 --> 00:52:24,141 - I gotta eat, Marty. 1108 00:52:25,011 --> 00:52:27,144 - Do you even like pickles? 1109 00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,623 - What's with the interrogation? 1110 00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:29,450 - No, no, no, I'm just wondering, 1111 00:52:29,494 --> 00:52:30,930 do you like pickles, man? 1112 00:52:30,973 --> 00:52:34,281 - No, I don't, but I'm hungry so I don't really care. 1113 00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:37,284 - Where did you go anyway? 1114 00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:38,198 - What? 1115 00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:39,634 - I just asked where you went, 1116 00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:42,246 and I know you weren't fucking fishing. 1117 00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:44,596 - I went for a drink, Marty, is that okay to do 1118 00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:46,728 on my bachelor party in Vegas? 1119 00:52:46,772 --> 00:52:48,513 - Really, just a drink, that's it? 1120 00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:53,082 - Yeah, I had a drink, I played some cards, that's it. 1121 00:52:53,126 --> 00:52:55,172 - Yeah, how'd you do, did you win anything? 1122 00:52:55,215 --> 00:52:56,085 - I broke even. 1123 00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,176 - Blackjack, poker? 1124 00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:00,655 - Blackjack. 1125 00:53:00,699 --> 00:53:01,961 I hit a double down for a couple100 1126 00:53:02,004 --> 00:53:03,223 and I dumped in a slot. 1127 00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:04,659 - Don't fucking lie to me, dude. 1128 00:53:04,703 --> 00:53:05,791 - [Shane] Why would I lie to you? 1129 00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:06,618 - Because you would never put apenny 1130 00:53:06,661 --> 00:53:08,359 in a fucking slot machine! 1131 00:53:08,402 --> 00:53:10,143 So tell me exactly where the fuck you were. 1132 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,405 - What kinda celebration we having here? 1133 00:53:11,449 --> 00:53:12,841 - You're gonna pull the victim card out now? 1134 00:53:12,885 --> 00:53:14,060 You're gonna start sobbing? 1135 00:53:14,103 --> 00:53:15,714 - I'm just being honest with you, Marty. 1136 00:53:15,757 --> 00:53:17,281 How much fun are we having rightnow? 1137 00:53:17,324 --> 00:53:19,239 - Oh, looks like you had a fucking jolly old time to me. 1138 00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:21,110 - I did, I had a lotta fun. 1139 00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:24,113 I had a drink, I played some cards, it was a blast. 1140 00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:25,941 - You have a lot of fun with your intern back in New York? 1141 00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:27,552 - Christ on a side car, Marty. 1142 00:53:27,595 --> 00:53:28,944 I am not that guy. 1143 00:53:28,988 --> 00:53:30,816 - No, no, you are exactly that fucking guy, man. 1144 00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:31,860 Both of you are. 1145 00:53:31,904 --> 00:53:33,253 You're both selfish and ungrateful 1146 00:53:33,297 --> 00:53:34,820 and everything you have that you don't appreciate 1147 00:53:34,863 --> 00:53:36,735 will be gone soon, trust me on that. 1148 00:53:36,778 --> 00:53:37,823 - Oh my God. 1149 00:53:37,866 --> 00:53:39,259 - And I suggest you call back home 1150 00:53:39,303 --> 00:53:40,173 before I fucking smack you. 1151 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:41,566 - You want me to call Hope? 1152 00:53:41,609 --> 00:53:42,436 Why would I call your wife? 1153 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,568 - Call home! 1154 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:48,355 - Marty, it's six o'clock in the morning in New York. 1155 00:53:48,399 --> 00:53:49,922 Annabelle is sleeping, I'm not gonna wake her up. 1156 00:53:49,965 --> 00:53:52,011 - Well, I would hope that you actually spoke to her 1157 00:53:52,054 --> 00:53:53,708 before she fell asleep, 1158 00:53:53,752 --> 00:53:56,624 'cause if Hope's asleep I'm gonna leave a fucking message. 1159 00:53:58,887 --> 00:53:59,714 - Oh my God. 1160 00:54:02,021 --> 00:54:04,241 [knocking on door] 1161 00:54:04,284 --> 00:54:05,416 Marty, he's back. 1162 00:54:06,895 --> 00:54:09,898 [cell phone ringing] 1163 00:54:09,942 --> 00:54:12,161 - [Shane] You've reached Shane at Pierce and Farmer 1164 00:54:12,205 --> 00:54:13,685 please leave your name and phonenumber 1165 00:54:13,728 --> 00:54:14,903 and I'll return your call. 1166 00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:16,427 [answering machine beeping] 1167 00:54:16,470 --> 00:54:20,561 - [Gavin] Yo, Shane, it's Gavin, what's going on man? 1168 00:54:20,605 --> 00:54:21,954 It's been awhile. 1169 00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:25,044 I just wanna say congrats. 1170 00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:29,004 I am really happy you found old macadamia, or whatever, 1171 00:54:30,049 --> 00:54:31,093 you know what I mean. 1172 00:54:31,137 --> 00:54:32,704 Anyway, look man, I just, 1173 00:54:34,227 --> 00:54:36,360 I wanted to talk to you about next weekend. 1174 00:54:37,578 --> 00:54:39,319 I know it probably doesn't make a difference to you, 1175 00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:41,713 and I don't know, maybe it does. 1176 00:54:41,756 --> 00:54:46,761 Maybe that's why I'm calling, but, I can't do it, bro. 1177 00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:50,765 I'm gonna fucking fall off if I go, I know it. 1178 00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:54,726 I wanted to do this thing, I really fucking did. 1179 00:54:58,164 --> 00:54:59,296 I got a girlfriend now. 1180 00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:02,342 We met in rehab. 1181 00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:04,170 I know it's fucked up, 1182 00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:07,304 but I think I'd probably be deadby now 1183 00:55:07,347 --> 00:55:09,131 if she wasn't there for me so... 1184 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,787 Oh, she's fucking hot too, bro. 1185 00:55:12,831 --> 00:55:15,399 You would fucking die, you will love this one. 1186 00:55:17,226 --> 00:55:19,185 And you remember that time we went downtown 1187 00:55:19,228 --> 00:55:21,492 like eight nights in a row to shoot dice 1188 00:55:21,535 --> 00:55:23,189 'til like 6:00 a.m.? 1189 00:55:24,451 --> 00:55:26,192 We lied to Marty 'cause he kept giving us shit 1190 00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:27,541 about having a problem. 1191 00:55:28,803 --> 00:55:30,979 I wish that was my only fuckingproblem. 1192 00:55:32,198 --> 00:55:33,982 We lost so much money. 1193 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,204 We probably should have listenedto him a little bit more. 1194 00:55:38,247 --> 00:55:41,903 Man, I miss you guys. 1195 00:55:44,515 --> 00:55:45,342 Oh fuck! 1196 00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:48,649 [answering machine beeping] 1197 00:55:48,693 --> 00:55:50,042 - [Automated Voicemail] Todelete this message press seven. 1198 00:55:50,085 --> 00:55:52,261 [beeping] 1199 00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:02,576 - So, how was your night? 1200 00:56:03,577 --> 00:56:05,927 [whistling] 1201 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:10,845 - What are you looking at? 1202 00:56:10,889 --> 00:56:13,282 - Could you pretend to give a fuck for once? 1203 00:56:13,326 --> 00:56:14,632 - I do give a fuck, Marty. 1204 00:56:14,675 --> 00:56:16,242 What do you want me to do? 1205 00:56:16,285 --> 00:56:17,635 It's not exactly a big surprise 1206 00:56:17,678 --> 00:56:19,071 I don't know what he was thinking coming here. 1207 00:56:19,114 --> 00:56:20,638 - For you! 1208 00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:23,597 - No, no, the record will show that Vegas was your idea. 1209 00:56:23,641 --> 00:56:25,469 Yeah, what, before he almost fucking died? 1210 00:56:25,512 --> 00:56:26,600 - Well, he didn't have to come. 1211 00:56:26,644 --> 00:56:27,993 - You're still ashamed of what you did. 1212 00:56:28,036 --> 00:56:29,386 - Ashamed? 1213 00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:31,257 Marty, how many times do I have to apologize? 1214 00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:32,954 He either forgives me where he doesn't, 1215 00:56:32,998 --> 00:56:34,565 I can't go back in time. 1216 00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:36,001 - I don't understand how you could make it seem like 1217 00:56:36,044 --> 00:56:37,742 he fucked your girlfriend 1218 00:56:37,785 --> 00:56:38,786 instead of the other way around 1219 00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:40,135 like it actually fucking happened. 1220 00:56:40,179 --> 00:56:41,746 - Okay Marty, let's just drop it. 1221 00:56:41,789 --> 00:56:43,400 Yeah, let's drop it. 1222 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:44,444 You know what? 1223 00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:45,576 Let's just talk about your intern. 1224 00:56:45,619 --> 00:56:46,794 - What do you want me to say, Marty? 1225 00:56:46,838 --> 00:56:50,494 What, that I slept with my intern? 1226 00:56:50,537 --> 00:56:52,452 Fine, you got me. 1227 00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:55,281 I slept with my intern, I cheat on my fiance. 1228 00:56:55,324 --> 00:56:57,457 Does that make you happy, are you're good now? 1229 00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:59,459 Huh, you heard what you wanted to hear? 1230 00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:00,678 Jesus Christ, man. 1231 00:57:00,721 --> 00:57:02,070 It's not exactly something I'm proud of. 1232 00:57:02,114 --> 00:57:03,681 - Well then stop fucking doing it. 1233 00:57:03,724 --> 00:57:05,465 - Screw you Marty. 1234 00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:06,379 Hmm? 1235 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,425 Screw you, and fuck Gavin. Okay. 1236 00:57:09,556 --> 00:57:11,602 I'm always under such a magnifying glass with you too. 1237 00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:12,951 It's like whenever he screws up, 1238 00:57:12,994 --> 00:57:14,692 he's some poor little innocent victim. 1239 00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:16,737 But whenever I screw up, I'm a fucking monster. 1240 00:57:16,781 --> 00:57:18,304 - You know what? 1241 00:57:18,347 --> 00:57:19,653 No, I fully fucking acknowledgethat you are both selfish, 1242 00:57:19,697 --> 00:57:21,089 ungrateful, fucking assholes, 1243 00:57:21,133 --> 00:57:22,917 the only difference is Gavin hurts himself. 1244 00:57:22,961 --> 00:57:24,571 You hurt everyone else around you! 1245 00:57:24,615 --> 00:57:26,791 And your head is so far up your own fucking ass, man, 1246 00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:29,794 you haven't once asked if Ineed anything or how I'm doing. 1247 00:57:29,837 --> 00:57:31,099 - Fine. 1248 00:57:31,143 --> 00:57:32,971 How you doing, Marty, do you need anything? 1249 00:57:33,014 --> 00:57:34,538 - What, from you? 1250 00:57:34,581 --> 00:57:37,889 No, I learned not to haveexpectations with you years ago! 1251 00:57:37,932 --> 00:57:39,194 And how the fuck am I? 1252 00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:40,805 Not so great, Shane. 1253 00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,677 Hope's about to be back in chemo. 1254 00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,941 And yet I'm still here suffering for you two guys. 1255 00:57:46,985 --> 00:57:49,422 - Wait, Hope's back in chemo? 1256 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,903 - Oh, don't try and play that fucking friend card with me. 1257 00:57:51,946 --> 00:57:53,252 It's never been in your deck. 1258 00:57:53,295 --> 00:57:54,427 - You've never said anything to me about this. 1259 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:55,907 No, no, no, no, wait! 1260 00:57:55,950 --> 00:57:57,561 - [Marty] All I wanted was some fucking French toast. 1261 00:57:57,604 --> 00:57:58,475 - Marty! 1262 00:58:02,696 --> 00:58:03,741 - Pumpkin pie. 1263 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:06,787 Remember? 1264 00:58:11,096 --> 00:58:13,664 It was your first day out and I came to pick you up. 1265 00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:17,929 I mean, if you think about it, it was our real first date. 1266 00:58:20,105 --> 00:58:21,715 I asked, so what you wanna do? 1267 00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:26,590 You were so freaking cute and soserious. 1268 00:58:26,633 --> 00:58:27,939 I remember you said, 1269 00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:33,945 "Pumpkin pie, you down, pumpkinpie?" 1270 00:58:37,818 --> 00:58:39,254 Do you remember what I said? 1271 00:58:43,258 --> 00:58:44,085 I said. 1272 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,001 - Pie not? 1273 00:58:47,045 --> 00:58:47,872 - Mm-hmm. 1274 00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:52,354 We went to the farmer's market 1275 00:58:52,398 --> 00:58:54,139 and you kept trying to eat frommy half 1276 00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:56,533 and I kept swatting you away. 1277 00:58:56,576 --> 00:58:57,969 - It wasn't fair. 1278 00:58:59,753 --> 00:59:01,102 Your half was bigger than mine. 1279 00:59:01,146 --> 00:59:02,103 - Oh, yeah. 1280 00:59:02,147 --> 00:59:03,670 - You cut it uneven. 1281 00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:11,069 You wanted wine so bad. 1282 00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:11,939 - Yeah. 1283 00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:14,899 - You remember what I said? 1284 00:59:14,942 --> 00:59:16,030 - Why not, baby? 1285 00:59:16,988 --> 00:59:18,337 - Why not, baby? 1286 00:59:23,168 --> 00:59:25,344 - And I said, you can't have one, baby. 1287 00:59:28,086 --> 00:59:29,217 Not today, anyway. 1288 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:10,955 You know we all have our demons,Gavin. 1289 01:00:13,871 --> 01:00:16,090 The trick is having one that won't kill you. 1290 01:00:18,049 --> 01:00:18,876 - Addie. 1291 01:00:21,748 --> 01:00:22,706 Addie. 1292 01:00:22,749 --> 01:00:23,794 - [Addie] What? 1293 01:00:23,837 --> 01:00:24,664 - Addie. 1294 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,666 - [Addie] What? 1295 01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:28,059 - Addison. 1296 01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:29,364 - [Addie] What? 1297 01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:37,851 Gavin, calm down. 1298 01:00:42,290 --> 01:00:43,770 - I am calm, baby. 1299 01:00:46,294 --> 01:00:47,078 - What? 1300 01:00:47,121 --> 01:00:49,210 [crying] 1301 01:00:50,081 --> 01:00:51,909 What's wrong with you? 1302 01:00:53,780 --> 01:00:55,652 What's wrong with you? 1303 01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:56,914 - I don't know. 1304 01:00:58,829 --> 01:00:59,917 I don't know. 1305 01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:02,702 - Oh, baby. 1306 01:01:02,746 --> 01:01:05,487 [soft music] 1307 01:01:05,531 --> 01:01:07,272 - I love you. 1308 01:01:07,315 --> 01:01:09,491 - I know, I know. 1309 01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:13,104 - I do love you, Addie, I do love you. 1310 01:01:13,147 --> 01:01:15,976 [Gavin crying] 1311 01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:18,457 [soft music] 1312 01:01:30,556 --> 01:01:31,383 - Baby. 1313 01:01:44,396 --> 01:01:47,138 [Gavin retching] 1314 01:01:49,140 --> 01:01:51,229 [crying] 1315 01:02:16,689 --> 01:02:17,472 Hey. 1316 01:02:17,516 --> 01:02:18,343 - Hey. 1317 01:02:28,614 --> 01:02:31,225 - What'd you take, Gavin? 1318 01:02:31,269 --> 01:02:32,836 - I'm not puking from the drugs, 1319 01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:34,925 I don't puke from the drugs anymore. 1320 01:02:36,056 --> 01:02:37,144 - What'd you take? 1321 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,846 - I had a little whiskey. 1322 01:02:44,543 --> 01:02:45,936 - What else? 1323 01:02:45,979 --> 01:02:46,806 - Nothing. 1324 01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:47,633 - Nothing? 1325 01:02:47,676 --> 01:02:48,503 - Mm-mm. 1326 01:02:50,288 --> 01:02:51,115 - Pills? 1327 01:02:52,943 --> 01:02:53,857 - Yeah, pills. 1328 01:02:55,859 --> 01:02:56,642 - Fuck. 1329 01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:58,731 What else? 1330 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:01,647 - You. 1331 01:03:08,001 --> 01:03:09,524 Addie. 1332 01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:10,612 - Yeah? 1333 01:03:10,656 --> 01:03:13,485 - I have to tell you something. 1334 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:14,355 - What? 1335 01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:18,664 - I didn't go to San Francisco. 1336 01:03:18,707 --> 01:03:21,188 [laughing] 1337 01:03:21,232 --> 01:03:22,059 - No shit! 1338 01:03:34,462 --> 01:03:36,856 So what do you wanna do tomorrow? 1339 01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:40,773 Pumpkin pie? 1340 01:03:43,515 --> 01:03:44,777 - I don't know. 1341 01:03:50,087 --> 01:03:52,350 [groaning] 1342 01:03:58,922 --> 01:04:01,054 [sighing] 1343 01:04:11,195 --> 01:04:13,675 - [Shane] Answer the phone, dickhead. 1344 01:04:13,719 --> 01:04:16,417 Yo, G, pick up the phone bro, seriously. 1345 01:04:16,461 --> 01:04:17,549 For the record, Gavin, 1346 01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:19,943 you have absolutely ruined thisweekend. 1347 01:04:19,986 --> 01:04:22,075 Christ, man, you are such an ass. 1348 01:04:22,119 --> 01:04:24,512 I hope you're happy in there all passed out, 1349 01:04:24,556 --> 01:04:26,384 goddammit, what happened to us? 1350 01:04:28,516 --> 01:04:30,867 I know what happened to us, I was a shit friend. 1351 01:04:32,564 --> 01:04:33,826 I am a shit friend. 1352 01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:37,656 Look man, I'm sorry. 1353 01:04:37,699 --> 01:04:40,702 Not for Nicole, for not being there, 1354 01:04:40,746 --> 01:04:44,445 for not hopping on a plane and picking your ass up 1355 01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:47,231 from fucking rehab, for everything. 1356 01:05:13,779 --> 01:05:14,606 - [Gavin] Thanks. 1357 01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:26,357 - [Shane] You okay? 1358 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,446 - I think my hand modeling career's over. 1359 01:05:28,489 --> 01:05:30,665 - You gonna be able to jerk off with that thing? 1360 01:05:30,709 --> 01:05:32,102 - I'll figure something out. 1361 01:05:33,886 --> 01:05:34,713 Where's Marty? 1362 01:05:36,845 --> 01:05:39,239 - [Shane] Out looking for new childhood friends. 1363 01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:42,199 - Sounds about right. 1364 01:06:05,135 --> 01:06:05,962 Really? 1365 01:06:07,615 --> 01:06:08,442 - Really. 1366 01:06:13,578 --> 01:06:18,322 - If you could go back in time to any one day, 1367 01:06:18,365 --> 01:06:19,976 what day would it be and why? 1368 01:06:36,731 --> 01:06:38,255 "I'd of told you about Nicole." 1369 01:06:40,561 --> 01:06:42,041 [Gavin chuckling] 1370 01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:44,739 You wouldn't go back and not sleep with her? 1371 01:06:44,783 --> 01:06:46,915 That's a shitty use of time travel, Shane. 1372 01:06:48,874 --> 01:06:51,572 - No, I would not go back and not do it 1373 01:06:51,616 --> 01:06:55,750 because I don't think you would've ever let her go 1374 01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:57,317 if that never happened. 1375 01:06:57,361 --> 01:06:59,145 - Oh, so you did me a favor. 1376 01:06:59,189 --> 01:07:00,755 - That's not what I'm saying, Gavin, 1377 01:07:00,799 --> 01:07:03,106 I just think you're better off. 1378 01:07:03,149 --> 01:07:06,500 - It wouldn't have mattered if you had told me. 1379 01:07:07,588 --> 01:07:09,329 It wouldn't have made a difference, for the record. 1380 01:07:09,373 --> 01:07:11,984 - You wouldn't have respected the fact 1381 01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:13,116 that I owned up to it? 1382 01:07:13,159 --> 01:07:15,770 - No, I wouldn't have respectedthe fact 1383 01:07:15,814 --> 01:07:17,033 that you owned up to it. 1384 01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,605 - I would have at least respected myself. 1385 01:07:28,305 --> 01:07:29,784 I haven't really respected myself since then. 1386 01:07:29,828 --> 01:07:32,570 - I haven't really respected you since then either, so. 1387 01:07:36,182 --> 01:07:37,749 Come on, man, I'm fucking with you. 1388 01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:39,794 - I'm trying to apologize to you, Gavin. 1389 01:07:41,970 --> 01:07:46,975 - That was before doing something shitty made me feel bad. 1390 01:07:49,804 --> 01:07:50,892 I don't feel anything. 1391 01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:54,026 I wanted to be that guy growingup. 1392 01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:59,162 The guy in the movies that goeshome 1393 01:08:00,467 --> 01:08:02,295 and turns down the girl at the bar, 1394 01:08:02,339 --> 01:08:06,169 and crawls into bed and kisses his wife goodnight 1395 01:08:06,212 --> 01:08:07,605 and says he loves her. 1396 01:08:07,648 --> 01:08:11,043 He calls her on the phone when he's in the car 1397 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:14,133 just to sing her stupid songs and hear her laugh. 1398 01:08:18,964 --> 01:08:20,922 He writes her poems on her birthday. 1399 01:08:22,185 --> 01:08:23,969 I wanted to be that guy growingup. 1400 01:08:25,362 --> 01:08:26,711 - Well, that guy sucks. 1401 01:08:26,754 --> 01:08:27,581 - Does he? 1402 01:08:29,061 --> 01:08:30,932 I'm trying to have a serious conversation 1403 01:08:30,976 --> 01:08:32,151 with you here, man. 1404 01:08:32,195 --> 01:08:34,632 - No, I'm being serious, that guy sucks. 1405 01:08:42,596 --> 01:08:44,816 I don't know what you want me to say, Shane. 1406 01:08:45,904 --> 01:08:48,341 I don't know why you're asking me. 1407 01:08:48,385 --> 01:08:49,603 - Because you're my friend. 1408 01:08:52,215 --> 01:08:53,041 - Of all people. 1409 01:08:58,221 --> 01:09:01,267 We all got bugs, you know, it'sfine. 1410 01:09:04,314 --> 01:09:05,619 You got air in your lungs. 1411 01:09:07,055 --> 01:09:11,147 - I know what you mean, we've got different bugs. 1412 01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:18,371 - We all got our demons, baby. 1413 01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:22,941 Just because yours won't kill you 1414 01:09:22,984 --> 01:09:24,595 doesn't mean you don't have to fight it. 1415 01:09:26,727 --> 01:09:27,554 She's the one? 1416 01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:32,211 - What? 1417 01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:34,692 Yeah, of course she's the one. 1418 01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:36,433 - Start today, be that guy. 1419 01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:40,219 It's worst things that are done,Shane. 1420 01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:41,916 - You don't think I should comeclean, 1421 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,309 tell her what I've done? 1422 01:09:43,353 --> 01:09:45,529 - No, I don't think you should come clean to her. 1423 01:09:46,617 --> 01:09:47,444 Go home, 1424 01:09:49,097 --> 01:09:50,490 get married, be happy. 1425 01:09:52,579 --> 01:09:56,235 - You don't think that's a little fucked up? 1426 01:09:58,846 --> 01:10:00,500 - I think fucked up is relative. 1427 01:10:02,328 --> 01:10:03,199 - You okay? 1428 01:10:04,461 --> 01:10:05,331 - Yeah, I'm okay. 1429 01:10:07,464 --> 01:10:08,682 - I'm seriously asking. 1430 01:10:10,641 --> 01:10:13,121 - Well, my hand is probably broken, Shane. 1431 01:10:13,165 --> 01:10:14,862 - I'm not talking about your hand. 1432 01:10:19,606 --> 01:10:23,306 - I punched that wall, you know, I did that. 1433 01:10:23,349 --> 01:10:25,003 I chose to do that. 1434 01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:27,962 - That's a strange response. 1435 01:10:28,006 --> 01:10:30,226 - Well, maybe, but it doesn't change the fact 1436 01:10:30,269 --> 01:10:32,140 that my fucking hand hurts. 1437 01:10:32,184 --> 01:10:33,968 - It's a consequence. 1438 01:10:34,012 --> 01:10:35,753 - And there's no sense in pretending it's fine. 1439 01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:40,323 You just, I don't know, tape it up or something 1440 01:10:40,366 --> 01:10:41,367 and keep moving. 1441 01:10:41,411 --> 01:10:42,629 - You're gonna need some ice too. 1442 01:10:42,673 --> 01:10:43,543 - Some ice too. 1443 01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:48,026 What do you think, should we gofind him? 1444 01:10:49,332 --> 01:10:50,246 - Yeah. 1445 01:10:51,682 --> 01:10:52,552 Yeah, we should. 1446 01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:54,685 Give me a minute though. 1447 01:10:57,601 --> 01:10:58,863 I'm gonna call my fiance. 1448 01:11:05,696 --> 01:11:06,479 - Hey. 1449 01:11:06,523 --> 01:11:07,350 - [Shane] Yeah? 1450 01:11:08,307 --> 01:11:09,569 - I told you she was hot. 1451 01:11:12,355 --> 01:11:13,181 - [Shane] Yeah. 1452 01:11:14,444 --> 01:11:15,271 Yeah, you did. 1453 01:11:33,071 --> 01:11:34,333 - [Faith] I see that. 1454 01:11:34,377 --> 01:11:35,465 It's really cool. 1455 01:11:35,508 --> 01:11:37,728 - That's all Cgs, and computer effects, 1456 01:11:37,771 --> 01:11:38,903 and all that crazy shit. 1457 01:11:38,946 --> 01:11:40,034 - [Faith] Wow. 1458 01:11:40,078 --> 01:11:41,253 - Yeah, I brought it out here actually 1459 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:43,342 to have him sign it from my son. 1460 01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:45,213 Got a little four-year-old boy here. 1461 01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:51,742 - Oh my God, he's cute. 1462 01:11:51,785 --> 01:11:54,614 - Oh yeah, he's a little maniac, let me tell you. 1463 01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:56,050 - Well let me tell you, 1464 01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:57,138 you'd better enjoy him while he's a little maniac. 1465 01:11:57,182 --> 01:11:59,576 - Why, you got a couple of big maniacs? 1466 01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:01,752 - Oh yeah, I have a big maniac 1467 01:12:01,795 --> 01:12:04,581 and he's a big enough maniac to go around for everybody. 1468 01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:06,147 - Well I'm sure he'll grow out of it. 1469 01:12:06,191 --> 01:12:08,280 I can't tell you the hell I put my mom through. 1470 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:12,153 - Well, that would be pretty hard to do from prison. 1471 01:12:12,197 --> 01:12:13,764 - Oh, 1472 01:12:13,807 --> 01:12:16,506 I'm not really good atresponding to things like that. 1473 01:12:16,549 --> 01:12:17,811 - Don't worry about it, it's okay. 1474 01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:20,292 - If you don't mind me asking, what happened? 1475 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,162 - No, I don't mind. 1476 01:12:21,206 --> 01:12:22,294 He's in for murder. 1477 01:12:23,295 --> 01:12:24,165 - I'm sorry. 1478 01:12:25,471 --> 01:12:26,951 - It's okay, don't worry about it. 1479 01:12:26,994 --> 01:12:30,911 I mean, it's not really a fresh wound, you know? 1480 01:12:30,955 --> 01:12:32,435 I don't wanna ruin your breakfast. 1481 01:12:32,478 --> 01:12:34,393 - Oh no, no, no, no, no, you'refine. 1482 01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:37,135 My friends already did a numberon my day. 1483 01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:39,572 So tell me, he actually killed someone? 1484 01:12:39,616 --> 01:12:42,401 - Yeah, he did, he actually killed someone. 1485 01:12:42,445 --> 01:12:44,055 - Wow, was it an accident? 1486 01:12:44,098 --> 01:12:46,013 - No, he stabbed him. 1487 01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:49,103 But I'm proud of him now. 1488 01:12:49,147 --> 01:12:50,670 - Why, that's a little fucked up? 1489 01:12:50,714 --> 01:12:54,239 - No, I'm not proud of himbecause he stabbed him, you ass. 1490 01:12:54,282 --> 01:12:56,633 I'm proud of him because he's written a book. 1491 01:12:56,676 --> 01:12:59,287 - Good, 'cause I was about to ask for this coffee to go. 1492 01:12:59,331 --> 01:13:01,551 - It's called "Two Ways To Go West." 1493 01:13:01,594 --> 01:13:02,639 It's pretty cool. 1494 01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:06,382 It's like a Western about this rancher 1495 01:13:06,425 --> 01:13:09,167 who has this murderous past. 1496 01:13:09,210 --> 01:13:12,039 And the bad guys come in and they like burn his farm. 1497 01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:15,260 So, he heads West to take revenge. 1498 01:13:15,303 --> 01:13:18,219 But really, the story is within the journey 1499 01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:20,265 because then he realizes 1500 01:13:20,308 --> 01:13:22,354 that he's better off not killingthem 1501 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:25,705 and he finds this inner peace. 1502 01:13:25,749 --> 01:13:26,880 - Wow, how does it end? 1503 01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:30,449 [door bell chiming] 1504 01:13:30,493 --> 01:13:31,755 - Your buddies? 1505 01:13:31,798 --> 01:13:33,321 - Yeah, if you can call them that, that's them. 1506 01:13:33,365 --> 01:13:36,499 - Let me get your food, it was nice talking to you. 1507 01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:40,067 You seem like one of the good guys. 1508 01:13:40,111 --> 01:13:40,938 - I'm trying. 1509 01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:44,898 - [Faith] Hey guys. 1510 01:13:44,942 --> 01:13:45,725 - [Gavin] Hey. 1511 01:13:45,769 --> 01:13:46,596 - [Faith] Coffee? 1512 01:13:46,639 --> 01:13:47,466 - [Shane] Yes, please. 1513 01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:49,250 - [Faith] You got it. 1514 01:13:53,037 --> 01:13:54,430 - Alright, listen, pal, 1515 01:13:54,473 --> 01:13:56,519 I'm detective Johnny McNabb and this is my partner. 1516 01:13:56,562 --> 01:13:58,521 - Detective Shit For Brains. 1517 01:13:59,565 --> 01:14:00,740 - Yeah. 1518 01:14:00,784 --> 01:14:02,699 - So what happened in this episode, boys? 1519 01:14:02,742 --> 01:14:05,919 Did you two finally manage to wipe your own asses yet? 1520 01:14:05,963 --> 01:14:09,575 - Actually, I learned that Ican't solve the case on my own, 1521 01:14:10,707 --> 01:14:12,622 I need my partners to have my back detective. 1522 01:14:12,665 --> 01:14:14,711 - Detective McDouchebag, right? 1523 01:14:14,754 --> 01:14:16,147 - Well, I learned, 1524 01:14:18,889 --> 01:14:19,803 I learned... 1525 01:14:23,067 --> 01:14:24,416 Can I? 1526 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,852 - Oh, now you wanna see it? 1527 01:14:25,896 --> 01:14:27,201 - [Gavin] Yeah. 1528 01:14:27,245 --> 01:14:29,247 - Well, I've been waiting for you to sign it. 1529 01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:30,117 - Jesus. 1530 01:14:31,771 --> 01:14:32,816 - Bring back memories? 1531 01:14:32,859 --> 01:14:33,947 - Yeah, a little bit. 1532 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:36,602 Learned a few things. 1533 01:14:37,734 --> 01:14:39,387 Don't forget where you come from. 1534 01:14:40,824 --> 01:14:43,479 - Sounds like a pretty shitty episode to me. 1535 01:14:43,522 --> 01:14:44,828 - Yeah, maybe so, but, 1536 01:14:46,090 --> 01:14:48,309 I really think it will get the show back on the right track. 1537 01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:49,136 - Yeah. - You know, 1538 01:14:49,180 --> 01:14:50,747 - I keep thinking that, 1539 01:14:50,790 --> 01:14:52,226 but it always winds up being the same bullshit every time. 1540 01:14:52,270 --> 01:14:53,358 - Give it another shot. 1541 01:14:53,401 --> 01:14:54,751 - At this point I'm stuck with it, 1542 01:14:54,794 --> 01:14:56,056 I'm too old for a new show. 1543 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:57,797 - There's nothing else good on anyway. 1544 01:14:57,841 --> 01:14:59,669 It's all shit one way or another. 1545 01:14:59,712 --> 01:15:01,540 - What do you say, Marty? 1546 01:15:01,584 --> 01:15:02,715 We try again? 1547 01:15:02,759 --> 01:15:04,500 - As fun as you two are to be around. 1548 01:15:04,543 --> 01:15:06,240 I miss Hope and the kids. 1549 01:15:06,284 --> 01:15:07,067 - [Faith] Here you go. 1550 01:15:07,111 --> 01:15:08,025 - Oh, thank you so much. 1551 01:15:08,068 --> 01:15:09,983 - [Faith] You're welcome. - Thank you. 1552 01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:10,941 - [Faith] What could I get you guys? 1553 01:15:11,985 --> 01:15:14,814 - I'll have the French toast. 1554 01:15:14,858 --> 01:15:17,382 - [Faith] You got it, and you? 1555 01:15:18,426 --> 01:15:19,602 [sighing] 1556 01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:23,257 - I will have the French toast too, please. 1557 01:15:34,051 --> 01:15:36,619 [upbeat music] 1558 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,152 ♪ I miss my friends 1559 01:15:48,195 --> 01:15:50,589 ♪ My old school friends 1560 01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:55,551 ♪ The ones that I've known all my life ♪ 1561 01:15:55,594 --> 01:16:00,512 ♪ I spent so long pushing their love away ♪ 1562 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:05,343 ♪ Now it cuts and it bites 1563 01:16:05,386 --> 01:16:09,826 ♪ I had this dream that I saw all of them ♪ 1564 01:16:09,869 --> 01:16:14,874 ♪ And we talked but we knew that we'd changed ♪ 1565 01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:19,792 ♪ Some had seen money, and some had seen debt ♪ 1566 01:16:19,836 --> 01:16:24,971 ♪ But, none of them were the same ♪ 1567 01:16:25,015 --> 01:16:28,409 ♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em back ♪ 1568 01:16:28,453 --> 01:16:32,588 ♪ I wanna feel the love again 1569 01:16:32,631 --> 01:16:35,416 ♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em back ♪ 1570 01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:40,465 ♪ I wanna be with my old friends♪ 1571 01:16:41,901 --> 01:16:45,818 ♪ I can't forget getting drunk in the woods ♪ 1572 01:16:45,862 --> 01:16:50,867 ♪ With some liquor stolen from the market shelf ♪ 1573 01:16:51,519 --> 01:16:55,785 ♪ I drink a whole plastic CherryCoke bottle full of wine ♪ 1574 01:16:55,828 --> 01:17:00,659 ♪ And I thought I'd killed myself ♪ 1575 01:17:00,703 --> 01:17:04,010 ♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em back ♪ 1576 01:17:04,054 --> 01:17:08,145 ♪ I wanna feel their love again♪ 1577 01:17:08,188 --> 01:17:11,017 ♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em back ♪ 1578 01:17:11,061 --> 01:17:15,848 ♪ I wanna be with my old friends♪ 1579 01:17:15,892 --> 01:17:17,894 ♪ Kissing the same girls 1580 01:17:17,937 --> 01:17:19,722 ♪ Taking their sweet pearls 1581 01:17:19,765 --> 01:17:24,727 ♪ And giving ours away at the same time ♪ 1582 01:17:24,770 --> 01:17:29,775 ♪ Man, I turn each memory into this perfect summertime ♪ 1583 01:17:48,576 --> 01:17:50,709 ♪ I know they're there 1584 01:17:50,753 --> 01:17:53,059 ♪ I know where 1585 01:17:53,103 --> 01:17:57,542 ♪ I could see their faces everyday ♪ 1586 01:17:57,585 --> 01:17:59,849 ♪ All these pixeled pictures 1587 01:17:59,892 --> 01:18:02,068 ♪ I'll study them like scriptures ♪ 1588 01:18:02,112 --> 01:18:07,117 ♪ And I still feel so far away 1589 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:10,555 ♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em back ♪ 1590 01:18:10,598 --> 01:18:14,733 ♪ I wanna feel their love again♪ 1591 01:18:14,777 --> 01:18:17,431 ♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em back ♪ 1592 01:18:17,475 --> 01:18:20,217 ♪ I wanna be with my old friends♪ 1593 01:18:20,260 --> 01:18:24,308 ♪ I wanna be with my old friends♪