1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21,125 --> 00:00:26,208 can't remember when, but hey 4 00:00:34,833 --> 00:00:36,833 What's that? Oh. 5 00:00:44,292 --> 00:00:47,750 babies 6 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:52,750 this 7 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:30,833 is fine with me too 8 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:39,792 to five 9 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:02,083 Yes, I know, 10 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:03,708 I should probably buy a house 11 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:06,167 and not live with my friends. 12 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:11,083 No, I'm not vegan. 13 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:13,167 I just like a salad now and then. 14 00:02:15,667 --> 00:02:16,958 Just stop it already, 15 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:21,500 And say, Merry Christmas. 16 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:41,333 - Very nice. 17 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,458 - What you got in there? 18 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:44,375 - You know the rules, 19 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:47,167 couples keep their presents a surprise too. 20 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,375 - You told me last year. 21 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:51,958 - No, you found it on my credit card statement. 22 00:02:51,958 --> 00:02:53,625 - Actually the credit card company called 23 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:54,583 'cause they were suspicious 24 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:57,917 about a $124 purchase at a gas station. 25 00:02:57,917 --> 00:03:00,458 - Okay, I needed every last piece of that beef jerky 26 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:03,042 to properly sculpt it into a meat bouquet. 27 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,625 - Who ended up with that again? 28 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:06,458 - John. 29 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:12,667 - It's beautiful. 30 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:15,500 - You're not jerking me around. 31 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,667 - Hey. 32 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:18,625 - Remember, he tried to plant it in his garden, 33 00:03:18,625 --> 00:03:21,667 and woke up at 2:00 a.m. to a yard full of raccoons. 34 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:22,917 - Classic John. 35 00:03:22,917 --> 00:03:25,125 But seriously, is that more meat? 36 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:27,250 - I follow the rules. 37 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,208 No hints. 38 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:33,792 - All right well, I will not be taking my chances then, 39 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:35,792 especially after the year this has been. 40 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,875 - We'll see about that. 41 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:42,875 - It's the ghost of Christmas presents. 42 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:43,792 Get it. 43 00:03:43,792 --> 00:03:45,292 - Yes, I get it, babe. 44 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,708 - Where my favorite elves at? 45 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:52,000 - Wow, did you wrap Marcy's Kia? 46 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,583 - Isn't there a size limit? 47 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:56,250 - Yes, one to eight feet circumference. 48 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:59,583 One to 500 pounds, and a hundred dollar value or more. 49 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:00,750 - Correct. 50 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:02,000 - You ready for this big guy? 51 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,208 - Ah, yeah. 52 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:06,042 You know, I'm always ready for PJ and Billy's 53 00:04:06,042 --> 00:04:08,625 annual white elephant exchange. 54 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:10,458 - I get top billing now. 55 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,750 - I know you like the top. 56 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:13,083 - Oh wow, already? 57 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:15,292 Scott and Joey aren't even here yet. 58 00:04:15,292 --> 00:04:17,083 - You guys need an eggnog concoction. 59 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:18,083 Let's get it set up. 60 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:20,667 - Boring. 61 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:21,958 - Well, don't pick it then. 62 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:25,458 - You mind? 63 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:26,292 - I guess. 64 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:31,125 Rotate, rotate, rotate. 65 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:31,958 - Lower. 66 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:33,625 It is fragile, please be careful. 67 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:34,458 - Door. 68 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,208 Go in high, go in high. 69 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:38,625 Going high, high, going high, going high. 70 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:40,083 Next year, 71 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:41,292 bring something smaller. 72 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:45,792 - Are you nervous? 73 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,458 - Only that you're gonna blow it. 74 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:50,875 - Just tell me which gift not to take. 75 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,208 - Red shoe box. 76 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:54,083 Knock yourself out with anything else. 77 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:59,667 - You do know that eggnog is actually disgusting 78 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,792 and I only drink these for you, right? 79 00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:04,292 - And that is why you are my favorite. 80 00:05:04,292 --> 00:05:06,125 - I'll let your gift to the talking. 81 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:06,958 - Maybe not this year. 82 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,708 - No hints, PJ. 83 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:11,583 - Okay so, how's the new job going. 84 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:15,875 - It's fine, not exactly inspiring. 85 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:16,708 Thank you. 86 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:18,958 But, it's paying the bills. 87 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,042 - And John? 88 00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:21,625 - Still finding himself. 89 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:22,958 But he's happy, I'm happy. 90 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:26,750 - I wish you were my wife. 91 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:29,375 - I think Billy would have something to say about that. 92 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:31,333 - I'm pretty sure Billy would rather get stuck 93 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:34,875 with another wine cork bulletin board then a bride. 94 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:36,417 - Before I put a cork in it. 95 00:05:36,417 --> 00:05:40,000 It's perfect for board meetings. 96 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,792 Give me one riesling why not? 97 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:45,375 - It's not even done, Billy. 98 00:05:46,833 --> 00:05:48,417 He did try hard to sell that. 99 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:49,250 - Never works. 100 00:05:52,167 --> 00:05:54,083 - Did someone say white elephant party? 101 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,167 - I think so! 102 00:05:57,833 --> 00:05:59,667 Who's got the eggnog whiskey? 103 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:00,875 - I'm pushing rum this year. 104 00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:03,208 - All the same, Joey just needs some holiday spirit 105 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:04,875 if you know what I mean. 106 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:06,292 - This is heavy. 107 00:06:06,292 --> 00:06:07,167 Have a dolly? 108 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,708 - Oh, that little thing. 109 00:06:08,708 --> 00:06:09,542 - Well, maybe it's a trick 110 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:11,750 and there's a small little box inside. 111 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:13,917 - Oh, come on, that is a rookie move. 112 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:16,125 This is a veteran white elephant. 113 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:19,417 - I think the three of us can handle it. 114 00:06:19,417 --> 00:06:21,625 - Be gentle, all right, she's valuable. 115 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:22,792 Very valuable. - No hints. 116 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:23,625 No hints. 117 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:26,042 - Did you clear the dollar value this year, Billy? 118 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:29,042 - Okay, I spent $123 on that beef- 119 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:29,958 - 124. 120 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:33,625 - I spent $124 on that beef jerky last year. 121 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:35,708 - That's your bad, 'cause my homemade gifts 122 00:06:35,708 --> 00:06:37,500 are much more resourceful. 123 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,583 - And how did making a chair out of duct tape 124 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:40,917 cost a hundred dollars? 125 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:44,083 - Well, we used some of the duct tape for- 126 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:46,500 Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind. 127 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,708 - One of my favorites. 128 00:06:49,292 --> 00:06:50,333 Is that duct tape? 129 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:52,083 - Yes, it is. 130 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:53,750 - That's ductin' awesome. 131 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:55,500 - Is there a weight limit on this thing? 132 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,458 - Careful, the last person that tried to sit on that 133 00:06:57,458 --> 00:07:00,625 got abducted into thin chair. 134 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:05,833 - Creativity is encouraged, right? 135 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:06,708 - That is correct. 136 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:08,292 - Thank you Marcy. 137 00:07:08,292 --> 00:07:09,833 - All right, why don't you guys get the gifts, 138 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:13,167 and I will get your lovely lady a cocktail. 139 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:14,000 - About time. 140 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:17,958 - One two three. 141 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:21,375 - Oh yeah, this is heavy, man. 142 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,583 - Okay Joey, what's it gonna be? 143 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:31,208 We have eggnog with just about anything. 144 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:33,458 - What kind of mixer goes with every alcohol? 145 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:37,292 - Just the eggnog will be fine. 146 00:07:37,292 --> 00:07:38,125 - Huh? 147 00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:46,875 - Oh my god. 148 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:48,958 - Scott doesn't know yet. 149 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:50,000 What about your punch? 150 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,667 - I have mastered the fake drink thing? 151 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:53,500 Watch. 152 00:07:58,833 --> 00:07:59,667 - No, that's good. 153 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:00,583 - Wow. 154 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:01,833 Well congratulations. 155 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:03,792 - I am shocked. 156 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:05,333 Shocked, were you guys trying? 157 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:07,125 - No, we weren't trying. 158 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:09,958 I think my IUD expired. 159 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:11,042 - Honest to god. 160 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:13,042 I was considering gifting mine this Christmas. 161 00:08:13,042 --> 00:08:15,667 - Sorry, why haven't you told Scott? 162 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:16,583 Is it his? 163 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:17,958 - Jesus, PJ. 164 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:19,917 Yes, I may be the female Christian Grey in the bedroom, 165 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,708 but I am monogamous. 166 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,250 - Okay, well I'm gonna tell you something. 167 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:24,875 You're gonna need a lot more leather 168 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:26,083 if you're gonna hide this from him. 169 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:27,958 - I'll tell him, I just don't know how. 170 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:30,500 The Joey he loves can hold her own with him. 171 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:33,000 Clyde doesn't want his Bonnie 172 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,583 pushing around a baby stroller. 173 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,167 - Okay, they robbed banks. 174 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:40,708 You two just stay up past 11, watching "Outer Banks." 175 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:44,167 - Did Joey rob a sperm bank? 176 00:08:44,167 --> 00:08:45,250 - Ha ha. 177 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:48,250 I shouldn't have said anything. 178 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:50,833 Just please keep it to yourselves tonight. 179 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:52,333 - Joey, of course you should tell us, 180 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:53,750 we're your best friends. 181 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:56,042 If we can't conceal your pregnancy from your boyfriend, 182 00:08:56,042 --> 00:08:58,542 while you work your way through denial, then who can? 183 00:08:59,917 --> 00:09:01,000 - Yo! 184 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,542 What are we doing this year? 185 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:05,375 - We were just talking about you. 186 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,208 - How about fog nogs? 187 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:10,125 - Oh god Scott, do I dare ask? 188 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:12,542 - Eggnog and tequila, gets you foggy. 189 00:09:12,542 --> 00:09:14,500 - Ah, I like that. 190 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:17,667 What about nog on a log with celery and peanut butter? 191 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:19,083 - I know you're joking but 192 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,000 I would totally try that, actually. 193 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,125 That's a good idea. 194 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,000 All right, cheers. 195 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:23,833 - Okay. 196 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,042 - Cheers. 197 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:25,875 - To swapping, right? 198 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:26,708 - Cheers, yeah. 199 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:29,250 - And I'm not talking about our gift exchange. 200 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,083 - Oh my God. 201 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:31,083 - Why do I even? 202 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:31,917 - I don't. 203 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:32,750 - Let him speak? 204 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:35,208 - Ebenezers. 205 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:43,958 - Hey, Merry- 206 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,708 - Don't say it. 207 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:46,583 - Are any of us even Jewish? 208 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:50,125 - I am, thank you for remembering husband. 209 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:50,958 - That's true. 210 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:51,792 Where's Beth? 211 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:53,625 - She's coming a little later, 212 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:56,000 she's still getting a gift. 213 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,542 What, we don't do last minute gifts. 214 00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:00,500 - Yeah, she knows no Snuggies, right? 215 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:04,083 - No, she's just, she's been really, really busy 216 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:07,375 at work lately, but don't worry, she never disappoints. 217 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:08,458 - That is true. 218 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,792 Last year she brought that electric scooter. 219 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:12,875 That was a competitive item. 220 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,708 - I feel so alive! 221 00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:16,792 - Hey, scoot over. 222 00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:18,125 Let me show you how I roll. 223 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,167 - That was actually mine. 224 00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:24,125 - Good to see you Wayne. 225 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,042 - Yeah, you guys too. 226 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:25,875 How's it going? 227 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:28,000 I'll take the gift for you. 228 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,250 - Oh, thanks man. 229 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,625 What time are we starting? 230 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:32,625 - No rush, whenever Beth gets here. 231 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:34,417 - And I reach my PAL for white elephant-ing. 232 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:36,042 - You have a PAL for everything. 233 00:10:36,042 --> 00:10:37,500 Wait, what's a PAL? 234 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,792 - Perfect alcohol level. 235 00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:40,542 You know, whenever you're like playing 236 00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:43,417 billiards or darts or golf, and you get better as you drink, 237 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:45,458 but when you reach a certain level 238 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:47,792 and then you take one sip further, you're just terrible? 239 00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:48,625 Oh yeah. 240 00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:49,875 - That my friend is PAL. 241 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:50,875 That is brilliant. 242 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,167 - So what's your PAL for white elephant-ing. 243 00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:54,000 - Is that really a verb? 244 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,333 - Yes. 245 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:56,167 - Well, that's the thing. 246 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:57,542 You just have to know it when you reach it, 247 00:10:57,542 --> 00:10:58,833 especially your sex PAL. 248 00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:02,833 - Sex PAL is very real, yes. 249 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:04,917 - Okay Wayne, can I get you something to drink? 250 00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:07,667 - Yes, sure PJ, just whatever's easy. 251 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,958 - Eggnog and rum. 252 00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:10,833 - Sure, I like the glass by the way. 253 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:11,792 - Oh, thank you. 254 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:14,208 White elephant exchange four years ago. 255 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,958 Marcy has never forgiven me. 256 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:20,292 - Let them go, or I will kick you in the shin. 257 00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:21,333 - Try it. 258 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,667 - Ladies, ladies, keep it glassy. 259 00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:27,167 - Oh no. 260 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:30,375 - Yeah, that was before we banned holiday-themed gifts. 261 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,167 - I forgot about that. 262 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:34,625 What about the beef jerky poinsettia? 263 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,833 - That was not specifically a poinsettia, 264 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:39,583 although it was a lovely shade of red, 265 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:42,792 until John fed it to the neighborhood raccoon faction. 266 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:44,792 - And you said I could place it anywhere. 267 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:47,625 - Wait, why did we ban the holiday-themed gifts again? 268 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:50,917 - Because they're generic, like bottles of booze. 269 00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:52,833 I mean, nobody appreciates a handle 270 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,458 of sweet, sweet whiskey more than me, 271 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:57,208 but for white elephant, we can do better than that. 272 00:11:57,208 --> 00:12:02,208 - That isn't specifically why it was banned, but it is true. 273 00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:04,750 You guys, the exchange is a tradition 274 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,833 to honor our friendship, 275 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:10,042 and to keep it alive as we get older. 276 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,458 The gifts are symbols of that friendship, 277 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:17,458 and should be used or displayed or whatever all year long. 278 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:19,542 - Yeah, that's exactly what I told Joey 279 00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:21,875 about the sexy nurse costume I got her for Halloween. 280 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,792 - Yes, same concept sort of. 281 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,583 - Well said, babe. 282 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:27,833 Cheers. 283 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,083 To our lifelong friendship, 284 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,917 and the creative gifts that represent it. 285 00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:42,542 - Oh, Wayne's tearing up, that's so sweet. 286 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:45,333 - No no, it's not about you guys. 287 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,333 I mean I love all of you, but it's just 288 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:50,708 - You okay, Bud? 289 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:52,625 - Is it Beth? 290 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:53,458 - Is she dying? 291 00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:56,250 - No no, she's not dying, John. 292 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,083 She's just, 293 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:01,833 I just don't know if we're gonna work out. 294 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,000 - What makes you think that? 295 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,708 - Yeah, maybe you're overthinking it. 296 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:09,083 - Well, she said, I don't know if we're gonna work out. 297 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,500 - Yeah, that's pretty clear. 298 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,458 - So, is she not coming, 299 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,375 'cause that could really affect the exchange. 300 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:18,708 - John, can you just not think about that for a minute? 301 00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:20,917 Wayne, is there something that happened or? 302 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:22,500 - Did you propose to her dressing up as furries, 303 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,750 and she wasn't into it, and now it's awkward? 304 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,458 - That is oddly specific, 305 00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:29,583 and no, not at all what happened. 306 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:33,417 She said that she's like still figuring herself out, 307 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,958 and she's not ready to settle down yet. 308 00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:37,333 - Who is? 309 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,833 - Not you apparently. 310 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,000 - You're the one who's always saying 311 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,875 I'm figuring myself out. 312 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:43,792 - What does that mean anyway, settle down? 313 00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:44,833 You can't have commitments 314 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,542 and still be a fun, normal person? 315 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:47,708 - I know, right. 316 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,958 - Says the commitment-phobe. 317 00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:52,208 - I'm not a commitment-phobe, I'm a marriage-phobe. 318 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,083 There's a very big difference. 319 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,500 - Dude, just let her work her stuff out. 320 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,458 I mean, you're a world-class guy, 321 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,375 with world-class friends, 322 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,833 and she'll realize that. 323 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,125 - Scott is right. 324 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:06,583 Like sometimes women just need a little space 325 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:07,917 to get through our heads. 326 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,083 It'll be okay. 327 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:10,917 I promise. 328 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,167 - Thank you. 329 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,833 Thank you guys. 330 00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:20,417 And please just don't say anything, or make it awkward. 331 00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:22,083 I mean, she really does love you guys 332 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,542 and is really excited about tonight. 333 00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:26,208 - Is that why she waited until today to get her gift? 334 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,542 - Oh no, no, I was just lying about that. 335 00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:30,875 No, she just wanted to drive separately. 336 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,708 - She gains a bit more respect back from me then. 337 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,333 - Girls, should we help PJ with the spread? 338 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,333 - Oh I'll help you spread. 339 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,500 - Scott, come on man. 340 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,792 Keep it classy. 341 00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:42,917 - It is classy. 342 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:49,000 - I'm sorry Billy. 343 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,333 - Couldn't you wait, Wayne? 344 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,958 - I know, I don't want to ruin your big night, man. 345 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,125 - No it's fine. 346 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,375 We're all together. 347 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,000 Right? That's what makes it special. 348 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,458 And PJ has been wanting this so long nothing could ruin it. 349 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,333 - You are a brave man. 350 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,167 I mean, I'll be with Joey forever, 351 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,292 but there's no reason to make it official. 352 00:15:06,292 --> 00:15:07,958 Most married people cheat anyway. 353 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:09,917 - I'm not sure that's true. 354 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:11,417 - I love being married. 355 00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,833 - That's 'cause your wife financially supports you. 356 00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:15,250 - Play nice. 357 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,042 - I'm sorry. - She does, it's fine. 358 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:17,958 But it's more than just that. 359 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,583 It's more 360 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:22,167 just having someone to share your life with. 361 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:23,375 - That sounds nice. 362 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,208 - So how is this gonna work? 363 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,417 - I tried to keep it as simple as possible. 364 00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:31,000 It's all about nobody taking my gift, 365 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,875 which is the red shoe box, by the way, right up front. 366 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,208 We'll draw numbers like we always do for our order. 367 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:37,583 And if she picks near the end, 368 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,000 then she'll likely have to pick it first. 369 00:15:40,917 --> 00:15:44,083 - Polly Jean Adams, will you marry me? 370 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,708 - Oh my God, yes! 371 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,583 - What if she picks early? 372 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,458 - Well then we do what makes the game fun anyway, 373 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,667 and we keep stealing from her. 374 00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:59,000 - Oh, I've always wanted one of these. 375 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,250 - Uh uh, this is mine, yes. 376 00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:06,958 - Oh. 377 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,583 How nice, I will take that, thank you. 378 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,125 Oh look at this. 379 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,542 - That's insane. 380 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:22,250 - Well behaved women seldom make history. 381 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,375 - I think I'm gonna take that. 382 00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:33,958 - But what if she gets another gift three times? 383 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:36,792 - If we see her taking a liking to something, 384 00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:38,750 we're gonna have to step up our game. 385 00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:39,583 - Okay. 386 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,875 - Work together. 387 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:41,875 - Perfect. 388 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,042 - No no no no. 389 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:50,458 - No. 390 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:52,667 - Hey. - Yes. 391 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,000 - What the hell? 392 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,083 - What if we get stuck with something we don't really want? 393 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,875 - It can happen and I will make it up to you. 394 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:06,917 Listen, no one is gonna be thinking 395 00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:08,833 about the exchange after the proposal. 396 00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:22,500 - All right, I guess you've thought of everything. 397 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,583 - It's gonna be great. 398 00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,167 Best white elephant ever. 399 00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:26,000 - Yes. 400 00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:30,042 - I'm so sad for Wayne. 401 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:30,875 He's so sweet. 402 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,000 - Yeah, it sounds like he's gonna be on the market soon, 403 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,583 so maybe we could set him up. 404 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,500 - I did have a little crush on Wayne, before Billy. 405 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,500 - Really? 406 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,417 - I mean, I didn't really know him, 407 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,375 and before I could, 408 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,958 Billy swept me off my feet. 409 00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:49,958 - I thought it was more of a gradual sweeping. 410 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,333 - Oh no, no, no. 411 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,917 It was instant. 412 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,125 How you feeling, Joey? 413 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:58,583 - I don't know how people do this. 414 00:17:58,583 --> 00:17:59,875 - Sorry. 415 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,792 What does it feel like to have another being 416 00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,083 growing inside of you? 417 00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,417 - It's kind of like this spread actually. 418 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:10,458 - What? 419 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,292 I think you're just hungry. 420 00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:12,542 - No, no. 421 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,458 It's like a little bit of everything. 422 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:20,750 Some days I feel like my life is over. 423 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,250 And then, I see the picture of my ultrasound, 424 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,875 and I see this strange alien thing growing inside. 425 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,958 And even though it really grosses me out, 426 00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:33,458 it's my alien thing, 427 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:37,708 and I smile and think about dressing it. 428 00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,042 Some days I, 429 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:46,583 just to want to have sex all day. 430 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:53,583 And some days I just want to throw up. 431 00:18:57,042 --> 00:18:58,125 And yes, 432 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,375 I'm also, super hungry, all the time. 433 00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:07,625 I probably shouldn't have ate that part. 434 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:09,375 I'm getting a little carried away. 435 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:12,958 - Wow, that was a super impressive 436 00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:15,625 visual representation of pregnancy. 437 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:19,417 - Seriously guys, what the hell am I gonna do? 438 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:20,958 - I say, tell him tonight. 439 00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,750 It's all about surprises anyway. 440 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:23,667 - That's very true. 441 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:28,208 - I don't think it's gonna be the right time. 442 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,958 - There she is, come on in. 443 00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:36,042 - I'm sorry I'm late, work stuff. 444 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,542 Thank you for hosting again. 445 00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:40,167 You know, including us all in you know what. 446 00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:45,583 - Hey, do you want to take this for me? 447 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:46,375 - Yeah, sure. 448 00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:47,625 - Cool, thanks. 449 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:48,875 - You sure there's a gift in here? 450 00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:51,083 - Yeah yeah, I'm sure. 451 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,167 Hi Beth! 452 00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,458 - Hi, sorry I'm late. 453 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:57,458 - No worries, you didn't miss much. 454 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:58,500 Well, it's great that you guys 455 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,958 are all keeping this alive still. 456 00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:02,542 - I mean, hey, some people do karaoke or hiking, 457 00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:04,792 we do a white elephant. 458 00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:07,875 - You know, I'm actually training for a big climb right now. 459 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,667 Yeah, it took me about three weeks 460 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,250 to realize that I actually hate hiking. 461 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,667 - So, stop? 462 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:14,792 - No, I think it's too late. 463 00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:16,875 Plus you know, maybe I'll grow to like it. 464 00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,583 - I thought I would grow to like cuddling. 465 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:20,417 Nope. 466 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:21,250 - Really? 467 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,542 The worst. 468 00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:24,042 - I love cuddling with John, 469 00:20:24,042 --> 00:20:25,583 he's like a little teddy bear. 470 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,042 You should gift him. 471 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,208 - No living gifts. 472 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:31,292 Do you guys remember the albino turtle? 473 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:38,125 - It's really rare, I shelled out a lot for it. 474 00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:44,250 - I'm pretty sure Billy just spray painted him white. 475 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,333 - Yeah. 476 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,750 - Wayne and I cuddle. 477 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:47,583 - Really? 478 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,167 I mean really? 479 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,875 - I expected that. 480 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,667 - Yes, that's cute. 481 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:55,667 We knew that. 482 00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,875 You want to get a drink? 483 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,417 - Yeah. 484 00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:02,583 - It's eggnog, it's so good. 485 00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:11,167 holly 486 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,250 carol 487 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:31,542 - What'cha doing? 488 00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,667 - Just making sure they all look equally presentable. 489 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:36,417 - Do you ever worry you might be 490 00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,417 going a little overboard sometimes? 491 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,000 - Never. 492 00:21:42,042 --> 00:21:42,875 - Yeah. 493 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,750 I admire your attention to detail, 494 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:48,458 but maybe could pay more attention to your friends. 495 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,417 - John and Marcy are at the food, 496 00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:51,833 and Wayne and Scott are talking about 497 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,500 their fantasy football teams. 498 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,417 - I'm sad for Wayne. 499 00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,250 - I've known Wayne since his freshman year. 500 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,792 And if there's a problem in his relationship, 501 00:21:59,792 --> 00:22:00,667 it's not all her. 502 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,125 - What do you mean? 503 00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:06,167 - You know, he's insecure, like needy. 504 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:10,833 - I don't think wanting to be loved means that you're needy. 505 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:12,625 - Did I say that? 506 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,042 - Okay. 507 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,375 Anyway, we ready, should we start? 508 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:19,250 - Yeah, let's do it. 509 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:22,708 - I have a feeling there's gonna be a big surprise tonight. 510 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:23,542 - You do? 511 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,792 - I mean, there always is. 512 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,667 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around. 513 00:22:31,792 --> 00:22:33,167 Let's leave our drinks in the kitchen, 514 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:35,542 we're four for four years on spillage. 515 00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:40,292 All right, it is time to start what you all came here for. 516 00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,125 - Free food? 517 00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:47,000 - Yes, but also the fifth-ish anniversary 518 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,750 of the white elephant exchange. 519 00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:52,583 - I'm pretty sure it's six. 520 00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:54,250 - Well, I don't think we count the year 521 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,000 we tried to double it as John and Marcy's engagement party. 522 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,375 Remember, they took all the gifts, we just got cuff links. 523 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:00,917 - Yeah, that was awesome. 524 00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:03,583 - All right, before we begin, 525 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,208 does anyone have any rule additions or changes 526 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,833 they would like to propose for a vote? 527 00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:10,667 - Yeah, are we old enough to ban the sex stuff? 528 00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:11,667 - Nay. 529 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,917 - Sorry, sex stuff lives. 530 00:23:13,917 --> 00:23:16,583 - Hmm, should we reconsider the ban on Guy and Liz? 531 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:19,375 - Ooh, I'd be open to that, I miss Liz. 532 00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:20,458 What did they even do? 533 00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:21,875 - No, they missed a year. 534 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:23,167 - I know, but I mean, as we get older, 535 00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:24,458 that does seem kind of harsh. 536 00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,667 I mean, people have other things, right? 537 00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:28,583 - That's the idea of the rule. 538 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,333 I mean, the whole point of this 539 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:31,667 is to get everybody together. 540 00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,375 Why even do it if it's something you can just skip 541 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:34,792 and go caroling with your neighbors? 542 00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:36,875 - I don't think people carol anymore. 543 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,292 - Well they should, and we should keep the rule. 544 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:42,167 - Okay then, let's draw numbers. 545 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,292 in a one-horse open sleigh 546 00:23:50,292 --> 00:23:53,083 laughing all the way 547 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:55,667 making spirits bright 548 00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:58,417 and sing a sleighing song tonight 549 00:23:58,417 --> 00:24:03,417 jingle jingle all the way 550 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:06,750 thought I'd take a ride 551 00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:09,417 was seated at my side 552 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:15,000 got into a drifted bank and then we got upsot 553 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:20,000 jingle jingle all the way 554 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:25,458 jingle jingle all the way 555 00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:29,542 - Let's get ready to white elephant! 556 00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,500 Everybody take your seat. 557 00:24:35,792 --> 00:24:37,583 - Beth, I saved you a seat. 558 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:41,042 - It's okay, I think I'm gonna stand up for just a bit. 559 00:24:41,042 --> 00:24:42,250 - All right, who's first? 560 00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:44,458 That wouldn't be me actually. 561 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:45,625 Lucky. 562 00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:47,083 - You do remember from doing this multiple times, 563 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,583 that first is the worst spot, right? 564 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:50,750 - Oh yeah. 565 00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:55,458 - Okay, wow. 566 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,083 Okay. 567 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,375 Make it good. 568 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:04,792 - All right, so I think 569 00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:09,333 we are gonna start simple this year. 570 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,083 - What makes you think it's simple? 571 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:16,917 - I don't know, let's find out. 572 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:19,500 - That's great wrapping. 573 00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:27,208 Okay, rosé all day. 574 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,375 That's the perfect gift for me, wow. 575 00:25:40,792 --> 00:25:43,958 - Don't get too comfortable in that buddy, I will take that. 576 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:53,417 - Oh yeah. 577 00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:55,458 It was made for me. 578 00:25:57,167 --> 00:25:59,042 Rosé all day, 579 00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:00,375 and night. 580 00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:03,458 - Okay, okay. 581 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:06,542 I am bummed to lose that to female Hugh Hefner over here. 582 00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:08,458 - Every rosé has its thorn. 583 00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:09,542 - Nice one. 584 00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:14,542 - But I did also have my eye on this. 585 00:26:17,792 --> 00:26:19,000 - I'm gonna, I'm gonna- 586 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,208 - Yeah, please. 587 00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:21,042 What is this? 588 00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:29,583 Is this a mechanical bull? 589 00:26:31,417 --> 00:26:32,250 Or wait a sec, no. 590 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:34,208 It's like an inflatable water toy? 591 00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:42,333 Or is this a mechanical bull inflatable water toy? 592 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,833 Oh my god. 593 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,458 - That's awesome. 594 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:47,708 - Now that as a white elephant gift. 595 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:48,583 Who is that? 596 00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:50,167 - Thank you, thank you everyone. 597 00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:52,500 I don't have a pool. 598 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,958 No, it works on lakes, too. 599 00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:55,833 - I don't care if we're doing it in the tub. 600 00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:58,000 We are trying that out tonight. 601 00:27:10,417 --> 00:27:11,250 - Yeah. 602 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:12,292 Start slow. 603 00:27:12,292 --> 00:27:13,208 Start slow! 604 00:27:24,917 --> 00:27:25,750 - Are you okay? 605 00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:28,583 - Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 606 00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:29,542 Oh my gosh. 607 00:27:29,542 --> 00:27:30,500 I am so sorry. 608 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:33,083 - Way to grab the bull by the horns there bud. 609 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:35,042 It's all right, he's a soldier. 610 00:27:35,042 --> 00:27:37,875 Let's just corral this over here. 611 00:27:38,708 --> 00:27:39,833 Who's up next? 612 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:41,000 - I am three. 613 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,208 All right, here we go. 614 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:45,292 - Uh uh, turn away my friend, my bull. 615 00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:47,917 - Relax, I don't believe in taking your own gift. 616 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:49,583 - It's not against the rules though. 617 00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:51,667 - I'm going to the tree. 618 00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:02,875 - Hey hey hey, gentle. 619 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:10,042 - Ho ho ho ho ho. 620 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:12,292 - Whoa, whoa, I thought 621 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:13,833 we weren't supposed to be gifting alcohol. 622 00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:17,208 I stand corrected. 623 00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:18,042 - Wow. 624 00:28:19,917 --> 00:28:20,750 - Okay. 625 00:28:22,792 --> 00:28:25,625 Maybe Wayne should wear this on the bull? 626 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:26,667 - Oh my God. 627 00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,625 Is that autographed by Deroy Jones? 628 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:29,458 - Who? 629 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,750 - Only the greatest tight end in the history of ISU. 630 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:34,333 - I'll take the greatest tight end ever. 631 00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:36,750 - Billy's favorite player, what a coincidence. 632 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,208 - Oh, I don't think it's a coincidence, John. 633 00:28:38,208 --> 00:28:40,375 Clearly PJ's using our white elephant 634 00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:42,958 to get her boyfriend a cool gift. 635 00:28:42,958 --> 00:28:44,083 - Blasphemy! 636 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:45,958 - That is not true. 637 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,542 I thought all men worship Deroy Jones. 638 00:28:48,542 --> 00:28:50,125 Joey wants a piece too, right? 639 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,292 - I don't think I buy it. 640 00:28:52,292 --> 00:28:55,000 - Marcy, what's the rule on buying for a specific person? 641 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,625 - I don't think that's come up, Scott. 642 00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:59,500 - You guys, I buy Billy presents all the time. 643 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,667 Why would I need to get him something in the exchange? 644 00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:03,083 - Let's just move on. 645 00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:05,750 - You just want your hands on my tight end. 646 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:06,958 - Okay, I'm up. 647 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:41,208 - Ooh, feels nice. 648 00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:43,917 Not that I would wear it over anything. 649 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:46,083 I'll take it. 650 00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:47,375 You can't even drink rosé. 651 00:29:49,042 --> 00:29:49,875 Wait, what? 652 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,750 Why can't she drink rosé? 653 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,083 - She's allergic. 654 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:53,917 - Yeah. 655 00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:55,917 - No she's not. 656 00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:59,542 - Not to wine of course, but to um roses. 657 00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:04,083 - I don't think there's roses in rosé. 658 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:05,292 - Agree to disagree. 659 00:30:05,292 --> 00:30:07,083 - Or maybe, I don't know. 660 00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:10,167 - I just want this soft robe all over my body. 661 00:30:10,167 --> 00:30:11,958 - I want that body on my body. 662 00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:13,625 Moving on. 663 00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:14,458 - Who's next? 664 00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:15,292 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, 665 00:30:15,292 --> 00:30:19,958 I get to go again after losing to the Joey grail. 666 00:30:21,542 --> 00:30:22,375 - Almost good. 667 00:30:24,667 --> 00:30:25,500 - Thanks. Okay. 668 00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:32,917 - You know, there's a really a nice 669 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,292 shoe-box-shaped present, right there. 670 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:37,083 - Yeah, I see that. 671 00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:38,125 There you go. 672 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,708 - I'm gonna leave this one here. 673 00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:54,167 - No, you have to open it fully. 674 00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:55,000 - Fine. 675 00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:00,583 - Is that cheese? 676 00:31:00,583 --> 00:31:02,667 An intimacy pillow. 677 00:31:02,667 --> 00:31:04,792 What is an intimacy pillow? 678 00:31:04,792 --> 00:31:07,583 - It looks like a giant foam doorstop. 679 00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:09,417 - How was this over a hundred dollars? 680 00:31:09,417 --> 00:31:12,125 - Oh, the packaging says that it was approved 681 00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:15,167 by more sex therapists than any other pillow, just saying. 682 00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:17,000 - Oh okay, and you accuse me 683 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,875 of buying for my significant other. 684 00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:21,708 - I mean you did bring the nightie last year, remember? 685 00:31:24,667 --> 00:31:25,500 - Uh oh! 686 00:31:27,417 --> 00:31:28,875 - Thank you for keeping it classy. 687 00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:29,708 - And festive. 688 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:42,750 - No I can't. 689 00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:45,500 - Time to call it a nightie. 690 00:31:47,167 --> 00:31:50,542 - I mean, yeah, everyone did end up wearing that gift. 691 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:52,292 It was almost weird. 692 00:31:52,292 --> 00:31:55,583 - Besides a pillow is a much more universal gift 693 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:59,250 than a helmet that belongs to whatever his name is. 694 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,167 - Deroy Jones. 695 00:32:01,167 --> 00:32:02,667 - This is not just a pillow. 696 00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:11,083 - Okay, sorry no, I will not be trying this out. 697 00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:11,917 - Boo. 698 00:32:11,917 --> 00:32:13,042 - Yet. 699 00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:13,875 - Oh God. 700 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:15,833 Okay, can we do a refill break? 701 00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:17,458 - Yes. 702 00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:19,958 - Five minute pee/eggnog break. 703 00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:21,167 That didn't sound right. 704 00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:27,583 - Are you having fun? 705 00:32:27,583 --> 00:32:28,667 - Yeah, you? 706 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,875 - Besides the concussion from the bull accident, yeah. 707 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:33,708 - Right? 708 00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:34,875 Yeah, that was funny. 709 00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:37,750 - Yeah, so you're laughing at me? 710 00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:39,208 See, I can be useful. 711 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,917 - Wayne, come on. 712 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:41,750 - Sorry. 713 00:32:43,042 --> 00:32:44,875 - Did you tell them? 714 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,167 - Tell them what? 715 00:32:46,167 --> 00:32:47,000 - Come on. 716 00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:50,792 - I mean, I might have mentioned something, 717 00:32:50,792 --> 00:32:52,042 but it's not a big deal. 718 00:32:52,042 --> 00:32:54,625 I mean, everybody's just waiting for Billy's proposal. 719 00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:55,833 - That's why I came. 720 00:32:57,625 --> 00:32:58,500 - That explains it. 721 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:01,208 - Wayne, I'm kidding, relax, okay? 722 00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:06,583 - Your present is a hit. 723 00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:07,417 - Yours too. 724 00:33:08,583 --> 00:33:09,417 Joey's pregnant. 725 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:12,833 Are you okay? 726 00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:15,458 I had the exact same reaction. 727 00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:17,125 - It's just not who I would have expected. 728 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:18,292 - Right? 729 00:33:18,292 --> 00:33:19,875 - I always thought we would have been the first. 730 00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:20,708 - Aw. 731 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,375 - Should we have been the first? 732 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,625 - I mean, we can't pass them baby, 733 00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:24,458 that's not how it works. 734 00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:25,917 - That's not what I meant. 735 00:33:25,917 --> 00:33:28,375 I mean, should we be talking about this? 736 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,875 I can get a better job. 737 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,792 - John, can you stop apologizing 738 00:33:31,792 --> 00:33:33,042 about your job all the time? 739 00:33:33,042 --> 00:33:33,875 - Sorry. 740 00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:35,333 Wayne made a comment earlier and- 741 00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:37,042 - We're changing the subject anyway. 742 00:33:37,042 --> 00:33:37,875 - Right. 743 00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:38,708 - Is that a sign? 744 00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:40,625 - Not for me, I mean, you can keep working. 745 00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:41,500 I could stay home. 746 00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:43,417 - You're sweet. 747 00:33:44,417 --> 00:33:46,792 - I always wanted to be a manny. 748 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,792 - I don't think it's called mannying or nannying. 749 00:33:49,792 --> 00:33:52,125 When it's your kid, I think it's just called parenting. 750 00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:53,125 - Agree to disagree. 751 00:33:59,625 --> 00:34:02,083 - Okay everybody, five minutes is up. 752 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,417 Let's get on with it. 753 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:05,500 - All right, who's number five? 754 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,333 - I'm five. 755 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:12,667 - That did not last long. 756 00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:15,333 - It's hard to last long with an intimacy pillow. 757 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:18,292 - And in the least surprising steal of the night. 758 00:34:18,292 --> 00:34:20,375 - Come on, no try it out chant? 759 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:21,208 Come on. 760 00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:23,917 - Back to you, PJ. 761 00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:26,417 And remember there is a nice shoe-box-shaped present 762 00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:28,208 still under the tree. 763 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:29,458 - Yeah, I don't think I can handle 764 00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:32,833 going back to the tree again. 765 00:34:32,833 --> 00:34:33,667 So, 766 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:38,083 yeah, give it to me. 767 00:34:38,083 --> 00:34:39,750 - I knew it. 768 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:41,750 - Okay well. 769 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:43,083 - Thank you, my lady. 770 00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:45,542 - There are no take backs. 771 00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:49,167 So my choices are a helmet 772 00:34:49,167 --> 00:34:51,417 that belongs to some random football player. 773 00:34:51,417 --> 00:34:52,250 - Deroy Jones. 774 00:34:53,417 --> 00:34:55,708 - A floating mechanical bull for pools or lakes 775 00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:57,167 that none of us have, 776 00:34:57,167 --> 00:34:59,500 or an intimacy pillow that my boyfriend 777 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,042 is holding onto for dear life. 778 00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:03,833 - Well, when you put it that way. 779 00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,167 - I'm going to the tree. 780 00:35:05,167 --> 00:35:06,000 - Yeah. 781 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:08,750 - Let's see. 782 00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:12,083 All right. 783 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:15,333 Ooh, it's an envelope. 784 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:17,000 - Oh, is it another soap on a rope 785 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,458 of the month club membership? 786 00:35:21,292 --> 00:35:23,792 - Soap on a rope? 787 00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:24,625 I love it. 788 00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:34,000 - How's it hanging? 789 00:35:36,417 --> 00:35:38,125 - It doesn't look like soap, 790 00:35:38,125 --> 00:35:43,083 I think it's a European vacation? 791 00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:44,458 - I'm sorry. 792 00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:48,167 - Gosh, flights, hotels, winery tours, for one. 793 00:35:50,042 --> 00:35:51,458 - What? 794 00:35:51,458 --> 00:35:56,458 - It's one vacation, for one person. 795 00:35:56,792 --> 00:35:59,667 - Who would want to go on a nice vacation like that alone? 796 00:36:01,167 --> 00:36:02,000 - I know. 797 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:05,375 - Sorry guys, I just, 798 00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:06,875 I bought it on a whim a few weeks ago, 799 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:09,042 and I thought it could be a fun item, right? 800 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,542 Everyone could use a vacation. 801 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,542 - Did you buy it for yourself? 802 00:36:13,542 --> 00:36:14,667 - I mean it's allowed. 803 00:36:14,667 --> 00:36:15,875 - No, no. 804 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:16,708 - Really? 805 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:19,583 - I don't know, it was just one of those days, I guess. 806 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,500 - No, you knew none of us 807 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,167 would want to go on a solo vacation, 808 00:36:23,167 --> 00:36:25,375 so you used it to get out of having to buy something. 809 00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:28,583 - No, honestly I, yes I bought it, 810 00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:30,458 but I'm not even sure that I want to use it, 811 00:36:30,458 --> 00:36:32,917 so I thought I might see if someone else might want it more. 812 00:36:32,917 --> 00:36:35,458 - Why can't you just be honest about it? 813 00:36:35,458 --> 00:36:36,750 You bought a one-person trip 814 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:37,792 because you are done with me. 815 00:36:37,792 --> 00:36:39,708 So why did you even come tonight? 816 00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:42,625 - Wayne, these are my friends too. 817 00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:43,750 And I'm not just done with you. 818 00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:46,625 I'm sorry. I just, I, I, I don't know. 819 00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:47,458 - What? 820 00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:49,875 - Hey guys, let's go get some food in the kitchen. 821 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,417 - No, no no no, it's okay. 822 00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:54,167 Look, this is what tonight is all about. 823 00:36:54,167 --> 00:36:55,708 It's about being together, right? 824 00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:59,208 So this is my life now, I guess. 825 00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:03,042 The woman I love would rather travel to Europe, 826 00:37:03,042 --> 00:37:06,083 sleeping with French guys named Philippe, 827 00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:08,292 then be with the person who wants to take care of her, 828 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:09,125 that's fine. 829 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:10,917 - Wait, this comes with French guys? 830 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:11,750 Sorry. 831 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:15,458 - Maybe I don't want to be taken care of, I don't know. 832 00:37:16,542 --> 00:37:17,625 I mean is this it? 833 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,625 I'm not sure I'm ready for that. 834 00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:22,375 I'm not as old as you guys are. 835 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:23,208 - Ouch. 836 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:25,458 - No, I'm sorry that came out wrong, I just, 837 00:37:27,167 --> 00:37:29,750 maybe I just need to live a little, I guess. 838 00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:32,292 - You want to live? 839 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,917 Then, get an inflatable bull, 840 00:37:35,917 --> 00:37:37,917 or get an intimacy pillow. 841 00:37:37,917 --> 00:37:39,875 - Ooh, this is mine. 842 00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:40,708 - I thought we built something. 843 00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:42,333 - And I appreciate that, I do, I do, 844 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:45,000 but that something sometimes feels like everything, Wayne, 845 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,042 and I am suffocating in that notion. 846 00:37:47,042 --> 00:37:48,958 - You're suffocating? 847 00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:50,792 Isn't that a little bit drastic? 848 00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:51,875 I mean, it's not like I'm like 849 00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:54,333 some crazy clingy boyfriend or something, right? 850 00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:04,375 Am I a clingy boyfriend? 851 00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:06,125 - That was the word that you used. 852 00:38:06,125 --> 00:38:08,375 - Guys, am I a clingy boyfriend? 853 00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:11,750 Guys? 854 00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:15,708 - Maybe a little. 855 00:38:15,708 --> 00:38:16,667 - Really? 856 00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:20,750 - Oh, you did call her twice a day on her snowboard weekend. 857 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,250 - I'm not saying this is clingy, 858 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:24,833 but you have not left her side since she got here. 859 00:38:25,792 --> 00:38:28,333 - That is the definition of clingy. 860 00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:31,167 - Wow, I'm a clingy boyfriend. 861 00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:35,708 It's okay, you are who you are. 862 00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:37,083 - There are worse things. 863 00:38:37,083 --> 00:38:39,125 - And I don't even have the vacation anymore, 864 00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:40,833 I gave it away, and Joey is going. 865 00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:42,333 - Yes I am. 866 00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:44,750 - Why don't we just get on with the game? 867 00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:45,583 - Yeah, let's just go. 868 00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:47,708 - Yeah, look we can talk about this later, right? 869 00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:48,542 - Yeah. 870 00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:50,875 Back to the game guys. 871 00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:53,708 - Okay then. 872 00:38:53,708 --> 00:38:56,667 Only three gifts left. 873 00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:59,583 What a fun year this has been so far. 874 00:39:01,917 --> 00:39:06,583 - Okay I'm six, and I'm gonna start fresh. 875 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:09,875 Let's see. 876 00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:31,708 Oh my god. 877 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,375 Are you serious? 878 00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:34,458 This is amazing. 879 00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:35,583 - What is it? 880 00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:38,875 - It's a quilt made of T-shirts. 881 00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:41,083 - I almost made a quilt last year, 882 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,250 with duct tape. 883 00:39:48,792 --> 00:39:50,583 - Look, they're not just any T-shirts, 884 00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:52,250 they're all meaningful to our gang. 885 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:53,375 - Wait. 886 00:39:53,375 --> 00:39:54,208 Oh yeah, I remember when we got these 887 00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:56,875 Nadas T-shirts in the parking lot. 888 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,292 - There's some classic parties represented on there as well. 889 00:40:00,292 --> 00:40:02,625 - Who made this? 890 00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:03,458 - I did. 891 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:06,833 Well I didn't make it, I hired a seamstress, 892 00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:09,625 but I had the idea and I gathered all the T-shirts. 893 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,583 And you know, in hindsight 894 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,625 I probably wouldn't have spent a year 895 00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:14,792 collecting fabric memories to create something 896 00:40:14,792 --> 00:40:17,250 that literally clings to you. 897 00:40:18,542 --> 00:40:20,875 - That is very thoughtful, Wayne. 898 00:40:20,875 --> 00:40:23,458 - Thanks, yeah, it was really fun to do 899 00:40:23,458 --> 00:40:26,250 and it brought back some amazing memories. 900 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,333 - Wow. 901 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:30,083 - This is the spirit of our white elephant. 902 00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:35,125 - Oh my god. 903 00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:37,167 Here it is. 904 00:40:37,167 --> 00:40:38,625 - What? 905 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:41,500 - This black shirt, "Let's Get Trunk This Christmas." 906 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,333 Billy was wearing that on our first date. 907 00:40:43,333 --> 00:40:44,333 - Wow. 908 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:47,292 His obsession with Christmas goes way back. 909 00:40:47,292 --> 00:40:48,417 - I've been looking for this forever. 910 00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:50,083 How did you get it? 911 00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:53,458 - I must've left it at Wayne's all these years ago. 912 00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:54,292 - Probably. 913 00:40:54,292 --> 00:40:55,542 - No, I gave you that one. 914 00:40:55,542 --> 00:40:56,667 Remember, you asked me if I had 915 00:40:56,667 --> 00:40:59,583 any old college T-shirts for Instagram TBTs or something, 916 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:01,250 and I gave you four or five. 917 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,333 - Oh yes. 918 00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:05,292 - Very sneaky, okay. 919 00:41:05,292 --> 00:41:06,792 - Why would you have Billy's T-shirt? 920 00:41:06,792 --> 00:41:08,708 You guys barely knew each other in college. 921 00:41:08,708 --> 00:41:10,917 - I use my T-shirts for rags, anyway. 922 00:41:10,917 --> 00:41:12,750 I took these from Marcy's closet. 923 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:13,750 - You what? 924 00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:15,542 - Those boxes on the top shelf. 925 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,375 I didn't think you'd care. 926 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:19,917 - Why would Marcy have Billy's shirt? 927 00:41:19,917 --> 00:41:20,875 - I couldn't have had the only 928 00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:22,917 "Let's get Trunk" shirt at ISU. 929 00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:25,375 - I thought you made it. 930 00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:30,167 - I must have given it to John for his rags then. 931 00:41:30,167 --> 00:41:31,000 - No, 932 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,125 You're lying. 933 00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,250 You're covering up something, I can tell. 934 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:37,667 - PJ, don't be silly. 935 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:42,625 Let's just, let's just get back to admiring 936 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,792 Wayne's wonderful work here. 937 00:41:44,792 --> 00:41:45,625 Thank you. 938 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:48,500 - Marcy, why did you have Billy's shirt? 939 00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:52,167 Marcy? 940 00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:57,917 - I'm so sorry. 941 00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:00,125 - What the hell? 942 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,625 - Can we, can we, can we pause the game? 943 00:42:03,625 --> 00:42:05,917 - No, you can tell me now. 944 00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:07,833 Wayne and Beth didn't get a break from the game. 945 00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:10,083 - PJ, it's not a big deal, I swear. 946 00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:12,458 - Then you can tell me why you had Billy's shirt. 947 00:42:12,458 --> 00:42:13,292 - Okay, let me explain. 948 00:42:13,292 --> 00:42:15,167 - No, no, no, you've already lied to me once, 949 00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:16,750 why would I believe anything you say? 950 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:19,000 - Maybe the six years we've spent together. 951 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,667 - And how many lies did you tell me over that span? 952 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:22,500 - PJ! 953 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:23,583 - PJ, please. 954 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,000 Don't be mad at Billy, okay? 955 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,208 This is my fault. 956 00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:28,125 - What, what is your fault? 957 00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:31,292 - We hooked up a few times in college. 958 00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:35,625 - What, really? 959 00:42:40,208 --> 00:42:43,708 - But he was wearing that shirt when we met so, 960 00:42:43,708 --> 00:42:44,917 it must've been after. 961 00:42:46,917 --> 00:42:51,083 My best friend banged my boyfriend. 962 00:42:51,083 --> 00:42:53,000 - Okay, we weren't serious yet. 963 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,875 - And I didn't even know you guys went out. 964 00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:57,042 - Of course you didn't. 965 00:42:57,958 --> 00:43:01,417 Wow, I feel pretty stupid right about now. 966 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:07,125 - Babe, this is not something to be upset about. 967 00:43:07,125 --> 00:43:09,125 I love you, I'm with you. 968 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:11,958 Marcy is our friend and that's it. 969 00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:13,875 We don't have feelings for each other. 970 00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:18,000 - Do you know why I wanted that stupid shirt so bad? 971 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,208 Because that night was magical. 972 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:24,958 I knew immediately it was something special. 973 00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:25,792 - We are magical. 974 00:43:26,875 --> 00:43:30,208 - Not magical enough to stop having sex with my best friend. 975 00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:31,583 - All right. 976 00:43:31,583 --> 00:43:32,417 You know what? 977 00:43:32,417 --> 00:43:33,250 I'll be honest. 978 00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:35,792 I didn't know right away that you were the love of my life. 979 00:43:35,792 --> 00:43:37,167 I'm sorry. 980 00:43:37,167 --> 00:43:38,625 I was a normal college student. 981 00:43:38,625 --> 00:43:40,667 I hooked up with girls. 982 00:43:40,667 --> 00:43:42,167 I'm sorry, all right. 983 00:43:42,167 --> 00:43:45,250 But eventually I figured out that you were the one, 984 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:47,792 what happened between Marcy, it means nothing now. 985 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,958 - If it's nothing, then why keep it a secret? 986 00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:52,125 - He wanted to tell you, I wouldn't let him. 987 00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:55,792 - Wow. 988 00:43:55,792 --> 00:43:57,625 You've been like a sister to me. 989 00:43:57,625 --> 00:44:01,000 - PJ, I am so sorry. 990 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,292 I screwed up, but please don't be mad at Billy. 991 00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:04,542 - What are you doing? - It's not his fault, 992 00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:05,542 he loves you. 993 00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:06,375 I can go. 994 00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:08,000 - No, you don't need to do that. 995 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,125 PJ, I'm the one that didn't want to tell you. 996 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:13,542 Once Marcy found out that we had been out a few times, 997 00:44:13,542 --> 00:44:15,833 she put a stop to us immediately. 998 00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:18,083 I begged her not to tell you, 999 00:44:18,083 --> 00:44:21,083 because I didn't want to hurt your amazing friendship. 1000 00:44:21,083 --> 00:44:23,417 And yeah, I knew that it would look 1001 00:44:23,417 --> 00:44:25,417 really, really bad for me. 1002 00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:29,125 - Marcy, why did you lie just now? 1003 00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:31,042 - I'm sorry. 1004 00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:32,333 - Stop saying that. 1005 00:44:32,333 --> 00:44:33,917 - I just want to save tonight. 1006 00:44:33,917 --> 00:44:36,833 - It's a dumb white elephant exchange, 1007 00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:38,417 and I'm pretty sure Beth already ruined it 1008 00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:40,667 by dumping her clingy boyfriend through her gift. 1009 00:44:40,667 --> 00:44:42,458 - Okay, that's not what happened. 1010 00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:44,208 - Wait a minute. 1011 00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:48,792 I am being so selfish right now. 1012 00:44:48,792 --> 00:44:51,292 John, I haven't thought about you in all of this. 1013 00:44:51,292 --> 00:44:55,083 Did you know your wife slept with one of your best friends? 1014 00:44:56,542 --> 00:44:57,542 - I did not. 1015 00:44:57,542 --> 00:44:59,542 - I am so sorry, babe. 1016 00:44:59,542 --> 00:45:02,208 - I'm really more upset Marcy kept the "get trunk" shirt, 1017 00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:04,500 but made me use my intramural broom ball jersey 1018 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:06,125 to polish her candlesticks. 1019 00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:09,625 - Stop John, stop hiding your feelings with jokes. 1020 00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:11,958 Deep down you are angry, I know it. 1021 00:45:11,958 --> 00:45:15,500 - She's right, you do hide your feelings sometimes. 1022 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,125 - It's not the best news. 1023 00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:18,917 - Just let it out, babe. 1024 00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:21,750 - But I hadn't even met Marcy yet. 1025 00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:23,667 I can't be upset of who she was with before me, 1026 00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:28,750 and we decided a long time ago not to discuss past partners. 1027 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:30,208 Good idea. 1028 00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:31,917 - Thank you, John. 1029 00:45:31,917 --> 00:45:33,333 And what about Billy? 1030 00:45:34,417 --> 00:45:36,750 - I didn't know you then either. 1031 00:45:36,750 --> 00:45:39,458 - It's hurtful you never said anything. 1032 00:45:39,458 --> 00:45:40,625 I'm not gonna lie. 1033 00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:43,167 - Yeah, doesn't that feel better John? 1034 00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:45,500 Billy is a liar, 1035 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:48,167 and he needs to hear how much he hurt us. 1036 00:45:48,167 --> 00:45:49,000 - Okay. 1037 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:49,833 Point taken. 1038 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,375 - Scott, what about you? 1039 00:45:54,375 --> 00:45:55,792 You knew us all back then. 1040 00:45:55,792 --> 00:45:58,083 Did you know about Billy and Marcy? 1041 00:45:58,083 --> 00:45:59,708 - I didn't. 1042 00:45:59,708 --> 00:46:01,750 And I'm glad I didn't. 1043 00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:02,875 - And how about you, Wayne? 1044 00:46:02,875 --> 00:46:04,083 You're the one who started this whole thing 1045 00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:05,208 with your stupid quilt. 1046 00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:06,042 - Okay. 1047 00:46:06,042 --> 00:46:08,917 Like this is not Wayne's fault by any means. 1048 00:46:08,917 --> 00:46:10,917 He was just trying to do something sweet. 1049 00:46:10,917 --> 00:46:12,792 - Joey, you've been awfully quiet, did you know? 1050 00:46:12,792 --> 00:46:14,958 - I honestly don't remember. 1051 00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:17,292 - Right, must be the pregnancy brain, I'm sure. 1052 00:46:19,125 --> 00:46:20,417 - PJ. - Wait, what? 1053 00:46:22,542 --> 00:46:24,042 - Oh that's right. 1054 00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,000 You didn't know. 1055 00:46:26,167 --> 00:46:28,750 God, the secrets this group keeps from each other. 1056 00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:32,208 - She's kidding, right? 1057 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,917 - PJ, how could you do this? 1058 00:46:36,917 --> 00:46:38,042 - He deserves to know. 1059 00:46:38,875 --> 00:46:40,417 - Not like this! 1060 00:46:40,417 --> 00:46:42,292 It's better for the truth to be out. 1061 00:46:42,292 --> 00:46:44,250 - PJ, I understand that you are upset with me, 1062 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,542 but you need to leave everybody out of this. 1063 00:46:45,542 --> 00:46:47,375 - Yeah, a little late for that. 1064 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:49,833 - Is this real? 1065 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,875 Is it a boy or girl? 1066 00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:58,500 - I um we can find out. 1067 00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,708 In a few weeks. 1068 00:47:04,208 --> 00:47:06,792 - Should we invite the whole crew? 1069 00:47:06,792 --> 00:47:08,000 It feels like a group thing now. 1070 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,542 - I can't believe you! 1071 00:47:09,542 --> 00:47:11,458 - No, I'm glad that at least someone told me. 1072 00:47:11,458 --> 00:47:12,292 I was going to! 1073 00:47:12,292 --> 00:47:14,125 - Only 'cause he would've noticed eventually, 1074 00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:15,167 otherwise you probably would've 1075 00:47:15,167 --> 00:47:16,667 hidden it forever, like Marcy. 1076 00:47:17,708 --> 00:47:19,708 - I apologized, can't we move on? 1077 00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:22,500 - Yes, can we get back to the fact that my girlfriend 1078 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,167 who has been drinking the whole night, 1079 00:47:24,167 --> 00:47:25,708 by the way, is pregnant. 1080 00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:27,000 - They are virgin drinks, Scott. 1081 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,375 - You don't know anything about virginity. 1082 00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:31,333 - What the hell is that supposed to mean? 1083 00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:33,458 Why is the guy holding onto an intimacy pillow 1084 00:47:33,458 --> 00:47:35,500 for dear life, seriously slut-shaming me? 1085 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:42,625 - You're right. 1086 00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:44,875 I'm sorry. 1087 00:47:45,958 --> 00:47:46,958 So it was a dumb thing for me to say, you know, 1088 00:47:46,958 --> 00:47:48,333 I was, I wasn't thinking straight 1089 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:49,292 'cause I just found out from someone else 1090 00:47:49,292 --> 00:47:51,125 that my girlfriend is pregnant. 1091 00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:54,667 - Now that is a pretty big development. 1092 00:47:54,667 --> 00:47:56,500 Why don't we take a break, 1093 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,542 grab some peppermint bark. 1094 00:47:58,542 --> 00:47:59,833 - I can use a drink. 1095 00:47:59,833 --> 00:48:01,917 Scott, I will make you one too. 1096 00:48:01,917 --> 00:48:03,167 - You know what? 1097 00:48:03,167 --> 00:48:04,792 Scott is right. 1098 00:48:04,792 --> 00:48:08,958 There's nothing virginal about me, I'm sexual a lot. 1099 00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:10,625 Sometimes three times a day. 1100 00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:11,542 - Really? 1101 00:48:11,542 --> 00:48:13,125 - She is, it's true. 1102 00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:15,500 - And that's exactly why I was afraid to tell you. 1103 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:18,292 Why I'm afraid to be pregnant, period. 1104 00:48:18,292 --> 00:48:19,125 What would you think? 1105 00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:21,083 What would all of you think? 1106 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:23,083 When the girl who normally has a cocktail in one hand 1107 00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:24,833 and her boobs popping out, 1108 00:48:24,833 --> 00:48:25,917 starts drinking pickle juice 1109 00:48:25,917 --> 00:48:27,792 and rolling around like a bowling ball. 1110 00:48:27,792 --> 00:48:30,958 - I think your boobs will pop out more actually. 1111 00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:32,708 - Yeah, they're gonna be huge. 1112 00:48:33,917 --> 00:48:35,042 But never mind that, look, 1113 00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:36,667 do you really think I'm so shallow 1114 00:48:36,667 --> 00:48:38,333 that I won't love you pregnant? 1115 00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:39,708 - I don't know. 1116 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:42,042 And I'm scared to find out, I guess. 1117 00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:45,083 - Wow. 1118 00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:51,208 PJ, not sure how I feel about the truth being better, 1119 00:48:51,208 --> 00:48:52,958 but good try. 1120 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,625 - I didn't start this. 1121 00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,625 - Okay, well then just blame me, all right? 1122 00:48:57,625 --> 00:49:00,417 I brought the quilt so we can- 1123 00:49:00,417 --> 00:49:02,875 - Yeah, just thanks for that. 1124 00:49:02,875 --> 00:49:05,292 Maybe Joey can wrap it around her soon to be fat ass. 1125 00:49:05,292 --> 00:49:06,375 - Oh nice. 1126 00:49:08,958 --> 00:49:10,667 - You know what I think is funny, 1127 00:49:10,667 --> 00:49:12,750 here's PJ, all high and mighty, 1128 00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:15,000 destroying everybody else's relationships, 1129 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,375 when really, you're a hypocrite. 1130 00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:18,917 An hour ago, you were talking 1131 00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:21,083 about how you had a crush on Wayne. 1132 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:21,917 - What? 1133 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:22,750 - Oh my god. 1134 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:25,792 In college, before Billy, not a minute after. 1135 00:49:25,792 --> 00:49:27,167 And it was just a crush. 1136 00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:29,708 I wasn't leaving intimate clothing at his house. 1137 00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:32,500 - It was a "Let's Get Trunk" T-shirt. 1138 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,667 It's weird, I don't think you ever mentioned 1139 00:49:34,667 --> 00:49:36,042 having a crush on my boyfriend. 1140 00:49:36,042 --> 00:49:37,042 - Oh, you stay out of this. 1141 00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:38,958 You didn't even go to college with us. 1142 00:49:38,958 --> 00:49:40,042 You're only here because of him, 1143 00:49:40,042 --> 00:49:42,083 and that's probably over anyway. 1144 00:49:42,083 --> 00:49:43,833 Or are you suddenly interested in him again, 1145 00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:45,250 now that you know I once liked him? 1146 00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:47,417 - Oh, don't flatter yourself. 1147 00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:48,542 - You know, you never mentioned it to me either. 1148 00:49:48,542 --> 00:49:50,000 - Oh, just stop. 1149 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,250 You can't compare a little crush to sleeping with someone. 1150 00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:54,833 - Well, how do I know you never slept with Wayne? 1151 00:49:54,833 --> 00:49:58,083 - Whoa no, that definitely never happened. 1152 00:49:58,083 --> 00:49:59,583 I promise, that never happened. 1153 00:49:59,583 --> 00:50:01,542 - Why do you care what she thinks anyway, Wayne? 1154 00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:04,000 She'd probably prefer if we did sleep together. 1155 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,625 - Oh wow, you are going so far. 1156 00:50:06,625 --> 00:50:07,750 - You know what? 1157 00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:10,458 No, not that I owe any kind of explanation, 1158 00:50:10,458 --> 00:50:13,458 but I didn't come here to break up with Wayne. 1159 00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:16,583 I came here because this night means so much to him. 1160 00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:20,208 His best friends who have managed to stay so close. 1161 00:50:20,208 --> 00:50:22,042 Well, so much for that now, right? 1162 00:50:23,458 --> 00:50:24,667 And you know what? 1163 00:50:24,667 --> 00:50:26,167 You guys don't even deserve Wayne. 1164 00:50:26,167 --> 00:50:27,542 Stop. 1165 00:50:27,542 --> 00:50:28,917 - Think about the love that he tried to show 1166 00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:30,333 by making that quilt, 1167 00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:32,625 and you are all ruining it with your petty jealousy. 1168 00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:35,625 - Okay, can we both just please stop? 1169 00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:36,458 All right? 1170 00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:38,500 Let's just be done. 1171 00:50:39,792 --> 00:50:40,792 - No, Beth is right. 1172 00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:47,333 This is a beautiful gift, and it's mine. 1173 00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:49,250 And I will get out my sewing kit 1174 00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,833 and whatever's left in that box of shirts in my closet, 1175 00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:54,417 and I will personally replace the elephant T-shirt, 1176 00:50:54,417 --> 00:50:55,833 and return it to you, PJ. 1177 00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:57,833 - I don't want that shirt now. 1178 00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,667 - Then what do you want me to do? 1179 00:50:59,667 --> 00:51:01,750 How can we fix this? 1180 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:03,833 - This might not be fixable, mother bear. 1181 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,667 - I want that quilt as is. 1182 00:51:08,667 --> 00:51:09,917 In fact, do you know what? 1183 00:51:09,917 --> 00:51:11,083 I'm gonna frame it. 1184 00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:12,458 I'm gonna put it on the wall, 1185 00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:14,833 so every day I can look at it and be reminded 1186 00:51:14,833 --> 00:51:19,208 of the great, honest people I went to college with. 1187 00:51:19,208 --> 00:51:21,583 Here, trade me, take the robe. 1188 00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:24,042 No, there's a rule against trading mid turn. 1189 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,333 Here you go. 1190 00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,000 - Thank you. 1191 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,375 And thank you, Wayne. 1192 00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:41,875 - Last call on fog nogs. 1193 00:51:41,875 --> 00:51:42,708 - Yes. 1194 00:51:42,708 --> 00:51:43,542 - Yes, please. 1195 00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:44,375 - That's a great idea. 1196 00:51:44,375 --> 00:51:45,750 - Give me the quilt. 1197 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:48,375 - No, you can't hide what you did. 1198 00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:50,458 - No, give me the quilt. 1199 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:53,000 - Hey, does that mean I'm stuck with the helmet? 1200 00:51:54,167 --> 00:51:55,667 - Well, Billy certainly doesn't deserve it. 1201 00:51:55,667 --> 00:51:57,333 Fine, take your blanket. 1202 00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:02,875 I will, use this with someone else. 1203 00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:06,000 - Take it, we're not gonna be having sex 1204 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,375 for a while anyways. 1205 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:08,417 - That's not true. 1206 00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:13,333 - In fact, I'm going on a vacation, a daddy moon. 1207 00:52:14,208 --> 00:52:15,167 - Oh, enjoy that. 1208 00:52:15,167 --> 00:52:16,208 - I will. 1209 00:52:16,208 --> 00:52:17,667 - Leave your pregnant girlfriend home alone. 1210 00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:18,500 - She's pregnant? 1211 00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:20,333 She never told me. 1212 00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:25,083 - You and I both know I will get more use out of this 1213 00:52:25,083 --> 00:52:25,917 than you could even imagine, 1214 00:52:25,917 --> 00:52:28,750 and that's not my pregnancy brain speaking. 1215 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:29,583 - Ouch. 1216 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,292 - Back to mommy. 1217 00:52:32,292 --> 00:52:33,125 - You're sick. 1218 00:52:39,083 --> 00:52:42,583 Wayne, do you really want that bull? 1219 00:52:43,750 --> 00:52:45,667 - I think really I just want to go home. 1220 00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:46,500 And the way tonight's going, 1221 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,042 I'm definitely not opening anything new. 1222 00:52:49,042 --> 00:52:49,875 - Good. 1223 00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:52,500 Let me help you. 1224 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:53,333 The beef is mine. 1225 00:53:00,417 --> 00:53:03,083 - Wow, it's a really nice quilt. 1226 00:53:03,083 --> 00:53:04,125 I'm sure whoever made it never intended for it 1227 00:53:04,125 --> 00:53:06,958 to ruin traditions and destroy relationships, so. 1228 00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:15,250 - Well I think I'll just do you a favor 1229 00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:17,792 and take this ugly thing off your hands. 1230 00:53:17,792 --> 00:53:20,375 Everybody knows you can't handle your wine anyway. 1231 00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:22,542 - Not when it's mixed with eggnog, no. 1232 00:53:22,542 --> 00:53:25,667 - Oh I'm sorry, you don't like my eggnog. 1233 00:53:25,667 --> 00:53:28,917 Maybe Billy can make you something with his nog. 1234 00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:32,583 - I'm starting to like extremely angry PJ. 1235 00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:34,083 - Okay. 1236 00:53:34,083 --> 00:53:35,208 Sorry Scott, 1237 00:53:35,208 --> 00:53:36,417 daddy-moon's over. 1238 00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:39,625 Marcy needs her own R and R. 1239 00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:41,083 - Enjoy it, you know. 1240 00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,667 What happens in Europe stays in Europe 1241 00:53:42,667 --> 00:53:43,750 so it's perfect for you. 1242 00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:45,250 - Hey, what did she do to you? 1243 00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:47,708 - Nothing, I'm just, I'm just saying. 1244 00:53:47,708 --> 00:53:48,542 - Then don't. 1245 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,208 - Hey, I have a kid on the way. 1246 00:53:55,208 --> 00:53:58,250 I should have soft things around the house, right? 1247 00:53:58,250 --> 00:54:00,250 Oh, thank you, Joey. 1248 00:54:00,250 --> 00:54:01,375 It is my kid, right? 1249 00:54:01,375 --> 00:54:03,500 - Why does everybody keep asking me that? 1250 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,333 Don't answer. 1251 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:07,375 Yes, unfortunately it is. 1252 00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:12,417 You know, it feels so right to steal from you, 1253 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:14,750 since you stole from me the experience 1254 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:16,958 of telling my boyfriend that we're pregnant. 1255 00:54:22,292 --> 00:54:23,125 - Great. 1256 00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:24,250 Third time owning. 1257 00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:25,083 Done. 1258 00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:27,583 - No way, the trade with Marcy was against the rules. 1259 00:54:27,583 --> 00:54:28,417 - Very. 1260 00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:32,000 - You two, and your damn rules. 1261 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,250 You have a lot more in common 1262 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:35,500 than your little college tryst. 1263 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:36,333 Fine. 1264 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:37,333 I will win this back. 1265 00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:38,375 Fair and square. 1266 00:54:40,708 --> 00:54:42,375 - Bull, second time. 1267 00:54:45,083 --> 00:54:45,917 - Me too. 1268 00:54:47,167 --> 00:54:48,833 - Okay, is anyone else completely lost? 1269 00:54:48,833 --> 00:54:49,667 - Yeah. 1270 00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:53,542 - We meet again. 1271 00:54:58,083 --> 00:55:00,833 - You know, I just like how valuable this has become. 1272 00:55:03,417 --> 00:55:04,833 - You really didn't need to steal that, 1273 00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:07,167 Billy probably would have just left it at your house. 1274 00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:09,208 - Silly me for not saying anything. 1275 00:55:09,208 --> 00:55:11,833 I should have known how understanding you would be. 1276 00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:13,500 Since this night is total bull, 1277 00:55:14,792 --> 00:55:15,625 she's mine. 1278 00:55:17,375 --> 00:55:18,208 - Sorry. 1279 00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:20,250 Second time. 1280 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:22,417 - Careful, it might be cursed. 1281 00:55:22,417 --> 00:55:23,250 - Might? 1282 00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:24,583 - Jo, you're glowing in this, 1283 00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:27,333 so I hate to take it from you, 1284 00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:29,167 but you're not gonna be drinking 1285 00:55:29,167 --> 00:55:30,583 rose all day for awhile. 1286 00:55:31,750 --> 00:55:33,000 - Sadly, this is true. 1287 00:55:36,292 --> 00:55:37,125 - Thank you. 1288 00:55:41,208 --> 00:55:42,208 - Wait. 1289 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:46,125 If I steal the luxury European vacation for one, 1290 00:55:46,125 --> 00:55:47,917 very generous by the way, Beth. 1291 00:55:49,667 --> 00:55:51,750 Then you'll take the quilt for the third time, 1292 00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:55,000 thus owning it, getting exactly what you want, 1293 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,708 so your sadistic little mind can continue to hold a grudge 1294 00:55:57,708 --> 00:55:59,000 over your best friend and, 1295 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,792 boyfriend, 1296 00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:04,125 or is it ex at this point? 1297 00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:06,708 Whatever. 1298 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:08,083 Keep the vacation. 1299 00:56:08,083 --> 00:56:12,292 Wayne, I love the quilt and I think it's a beautiful gift. 1300 00:56:12,292 --> 00:56:15,292 - Thank you, Joey, and congratulations. 1301 00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:17,875 Oh my God, wow, you are glowing. 1302 00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:24,375 Bull. 1303 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:26,375 - Third time, it's done. 1304 00:56:26,375 --> 00:56:28,083 - Can I just say something? 1305 00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:30,417 PJ, I put the "Let's Get Trunk" shirt on the quilt, 1306 00:56:30,417 --> 00:56:33,875 because I remembered that Billy wore it on your first date. 1307 00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:36,208 I actually tried to talk him out of it, 1308 00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:39,625 but it was December and you know Billy, so, 1309 00:56:40,708 --> 00:56:42,250 I mean like I'm sorry that it brought us down 1310 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:45,167 this dark path of deceit or whatever, 1311 00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:49,542 but really it was to celebrate your relationship. 1312 00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:53,542 - Thank you, Wayne. 1313 00:56:53,542 --> 00:56:55,167 That's really nice. 1314 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,667 Sadly, I don't think I will ever be able 1315 00:56:58,667 --> 00:57:00,708 to look at that shirt, 1316 00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:02,625 or this relationship, the same. 1317 00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:07,375 - Billy, I'm sorry man. 1318 00:57:09,292 --> 00:57:12,333 Honestly, I was thinking of you when I made the quilt. 1319 00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:14,833 I know how much this exchange means to you and, 1320 00:57:16,125 --> 00:57:18,042 I know how much we all mean to you 1321 00:57:18,042 --> 00:57:20,833 and I'm sorry that it went a different way, 1322 00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:23,458 but I guess in a weird way, 1323 00:57:23,458 --> 00:57:26,042 I mean it's only right that you end up with it. 1324 00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:30,333 - Third time's the charm. 1325 00:57:59,167 --> 00:58:01,083 - PJ, this is the present 1326 00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:03,042 you were supposed to end up with tonight. 1327 00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:07,167 Everyone was in on it. 1328 00:58:07,167 --> 00:58:08,708 I thought, 1329 00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:10,875 what better way to propose to the love of my life, 1330 00:58:10,875 --> 00:58:12,333 then at the white elephant exchange 1331 00:58:12,333 --> 00:58:14,500 that we both cherish so much, 1332 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:17,708 in front of all of our nearest and dearest friends. 1333 00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:23,542 And that all just sounds a little stupid now. 1334 00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:29,167 I screwed up. 1335 00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:35,125 I should have told you about Marcy a long time ago, 1336 00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:36,458 and now it's too late. 1337 00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:41,667 Clearly this is not something 1338 00:58:41,667 --> 00:58:43,333 you are ever gonna forgive me for, 1339 00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:45,542 and I understand that. 1340 00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:51,833 So I'm just gonna take this back 1341 00:58:51,833 --> 00:58:54,500 and you should take the vacation, 1342 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:57,583 and maybe some time away will heal some wounds. 1343 00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:09,083 - I forgive you, for what it's worth. 1344 00:59:12,417 --> 00:59:14,042 I think we should go, babe. 1345 00:59:14,042 --> 00:59:16,083 - Yeah, I think we should too. 1346 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:17,708 Thanks for hosting, Billy and PJ. 1347 00:59:28,333 --> 00:59:30,792 - Guys wait, look, look, 1348 00:59:30,792 --> 00:59:33,500 I may not be a part of the original gang, 1349 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:35,417 but I think I've earned my stripes 1350 00:59:35,417 --> 00:59:37,667 with this gift exchange, right? 1351 00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:39,583 You know, I've learned the rules. 1352 00:59:39,583 --> 00:59:41,208 I have lost some dignity, 1353 00:59:41,208 --> 00:59:44,917 but I think I deserve to get my gift too, right. 1354 00:59:49,042 --> 00:59:49,875 - She's right. 1355 00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:51,917 We should honor the game. 1356 00:59:53,583 --> 00:59:55,625 - I mean, there's one last present. 1357 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,042 - Screw that. 1358 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,083 I came with this. 1359 01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:07,625 I'm gonna leave with this. 1360 01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:09,708 - Beth, hey, I will buy you a vacation. 1361 01:00:09,708 --> 01:00:11,750 I really don't think you should take that from her. 1362 01:00:14,625 --> 01:00:15,958 - You know what guys, 1363 01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:18,208 why don't we just leave the last present, 1364 01:00:18,208 --> 01:00:20,000 and PJ can open it when she's ready. 1365 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:25,333 - Why is everyone in such a hurry to go? 1366 01:00:26,292 --> 01:00:29,708 There's still plenty of eggnog, and snacks. 1367 01:00:29,708 --> 01:00:32,875 And this white elephant is not over! 1368 01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:37,250 I believe this is mine. 1369 01:00:39,958 --> 01:00:41,583 Go on, it's your turn. 1370 01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:44,167 - Everybody's right, it's over. 1371 01:00:44,167 --> 01:00:46,667 - Billy, you love a good white elephant, let's go. 1372 01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:48,500 - This isn't what I 1373 01:00:52,167 --> 01:00:53,000 - We could stay. 1374 01:00:54,792 --> 01:00:55,875 - Yeah. 1375 01:00:55,875 --> 01:00:56,708 - Yeah. 1376 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,042 - Okay. 1377 01:01:02,042 --> 01:01:02,875 Starting over. 1378 01:01:05,333 --> 01:01:07,542 Intimacy pillow, first time. 1379 01:01:07,542 --> 01:01:08,375 - Really? 1380 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:10,125 Okay. 1381 01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:12,333 I see how it is. 1382 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:14,833 - Scott! 1383 01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:17,542 - What? I mean, 1384 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:19,833 it may be too late to make an honest woman out of you, 1385 01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:20,917 but this might come in handy some day. 1386 01:01:20,917 --> 01:01:23,042 I mean, there's like five karats in this beauty. 1387 01:01:23,042 --> 01:01:24,333 - Come on, stop. 1388 01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:25,375 - I thought you were mad at her. 1389 01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:26,375 I thought you were mad at me. 1390 01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:29,292 - I am, but I'm more mad at her. 1391 01:01:29,292 --> 01:01:30,125 And you should be. 1392 01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:30,958 - See? 1393 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:32,792 Both of you. 1394 01:01:32,792 --> 01:01:33,667 - What? 1395 01:01:33,667 --> 01:01:36,208 - I want that ring, and I am gonna fight for it. 1396 01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:40,625 But if there's another person who ends up with it, 1397 01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:41,708 I hope it's Joey. 1398 01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:47,833 - What I did to you was incomprehensible. 1399 01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:50,250 I was very hurt, 1400 01:01:50,250 --> 01:01:54,417 and I reacted by hurting others. 1401 01:01:54,417 --> 01:01:55,500 Most of all, you two. 1402 01:01:58,333 --> 01:02:01,125 Joey, you always put everyone else before you, 1403 01:02:01,125 --> 01:02:03,292 and you never asked for anything in return, 1404 01:02:04,583 --> 01:02:07,292 except the one time you trusted me with your secret 1405 01:02:07,292 --> 01:02:08,750 and I betrayed you. 1406 01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:13,708 At least Marcy kept her secret with Billy, 1407 01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:15,167 and honored their friendship. 1408 01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:25,958 Thank you. 1409 01:02:28,167 --> 01:02:29,583 - You're welcome. 1410 01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:32,583 Let's see. 1411 01:02:35,625 --> 01:02:36,458 Thank you. 1412 01:02:37,458 --> 01:02:39,125 - What are you doing? 1413 01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:47,750 - Baby needs a pillow. 1414 01:02:49,167 --> 01:02:50,000 - No Billy, 1415 01:02:51,125 --> 01:02:52,167 it's for me and Joey. 1416 01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:55,875 She's my girl, even when she does get fat. 1417 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:58,833 - Really? 1418 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:00,833 - Seriously. 1419 01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:05,375 I mean, PJ's so right, you're so selfless. 1420 01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:07,167 Most women would tell their man immediately, 1421 01:03:07,167 --> 01:03:08,083 whenever they're pregnant, 1422 01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:11,458 and milk it for every second they can. 1423 01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:14,833 But your thoughts were on what I would think. 1424 01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:17,333 And maybe I do come off as only caring about all the parties 1425 01:03:17,333 --> 01:03:19,083 and the amazing sex and, 1426 01:03:19,958 --> 01:03:23,083 I mean, I do love all those things, 1427 01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:26,333 but I also love all the other things. 1428 01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:29,667 You're so caring and you're so nurturing, 1429 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:33,500 and you're gonna make an amazing mom. 1430 01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:36,583 - I am? 1431 01:03:42,083 --> 01:03:43,167 - I love you. 1432 01:03:49,542 --> 01:03:51,125 Let's go use this. 1433 01:03:52,542 --> 01:03:55,042 - You still want this? 1434 01:03:55,042 --> 01:03:55,875 - Thank you. 1435 01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:58,875 - I will take this back then. 1436 01:04:00,208 --> 01:04:02,500 Thank you very much. 1437 01:04:17,708 --> 01:04:20,250 - Not a lot of options left. 1438 01:04:20,250 --> 01:04:22,375 - There is the one left to open. 1439 01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:24,833 - No, everybody knows opening your present now 1440 01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:25,917 is how you get stuck. 1441 01:04:36,417 --> 01:04:37,250 - Okay. 1442 01:04:39,958 --> 01:04:43,125 And I'm gonna take this back from you. 1443 01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:47,375 - Beth, what are you doing? 1444 01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:48,917 - Just trust me, I've got this. 1445 01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:54,750 - Congratulations. 1446 01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:55,708 - Huh? 1447 01:04:55,708 --> 01:04:58,375 - Enjoy your vacation, you own it. 1448 01:04:58,375 --> 01:04:59,792 - No I don't. 1449 01:04:59,792 --> 01:05:01,333 - It's your third time. 1450 01:05:01,333 --> 01:05:02,542 - No it's not. 1451 01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:03,375 - When I took the quilt from you, 1452 01:05:03,375 --> 01:05:04,375 you took it from Marcy, 1453 01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:06,958 and then a few minutes ago you took it from Beth. 1454 01:05:07,875 --> 01:05:11,208 - Damn, how do you remember everything? 1455 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:12,250 - I'm a professional. 1456 01:05:14,667 --> 01:05:16,958 And this is my third time. 1457 01:05:18,958 --> 01:05:20,750 - I'm sorry, I was just trying to help. 1458 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,500 - It's not your fault. 1459 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:24,083 None of this is anyone's fault. 1460 01:05:29,417 --> 01:05:30,292 Take the tight end. 1461 01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:31,208 What? 1462 01:05:31,208 --> 01:05:32,500 Please? 1463 01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,000 - Thank you. 1464 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,667 No offense Billy or PJ or Deroy. 1465 01:05:37,583 --> 01:05:38,417 - Trade it? 1466 01:05:40,083 --> 01:05:41,458 - Yeah, okay. 1467 01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:44,125 - So wait, are we allowing trades now? 1468 01:05:44,125 --> 01:05:46,917 - I own that vacation, I can do anything I want with it. 1469 01:05:46,917 --> 01:05:48,750 - Yeah, but Beth's only had the helmet the one time. 1470 01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:49,583 - Marcy. 1471 01:05:50,667 --> 01:05:51,917 - It's fine. 1472 01:05:51,917 --> 01:05:53,250 Are we fine with it? 1473 01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:54,083 - Yay. 1474 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:54,917 - Okay. 1475 01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:00,000 - Trade? 1476 01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:04,292 - I don't think so. 1477 01:06:05,125 --> 01:06:05,958 - Come on. 1478 01:06:06,792 --> 01:06:08,833 Put a tight end to it. 1479 01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:11,500 - Good effort. 1480 01:06:13,333 --> 01:06:16,250 - Okay, I totally brought this autographed helmet for you. 1481 01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:18,333 - I knew it. 1482 01:06:20,292 --> 01:06:22,042 - You should be the one to have it. 1483 01:06:22,042 --> 01:06:23,500 Consider it a peace offering. 1484 01:06:24,875 --> 01:06:26,667 I'm so sorry about tonight. 1485 01:06:27,667 --> 01:06:30,708 I may have overreacted slightly. 1486 01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:35,583 I already apologized to Joey and Scott, 1487 01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:39,583 but Marcy 1488 01:06:41,667 --> 01:06:44,292 I'm so sorry about all the hurtful things I said. 1489 01:06:46,083 --> 01:06:48,250 Thank you for ending things with Billy, 1490 01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:49,833 when you found out about us, 1491 01:06:51,042 --> 01:06:53,875 because honestly, if he had to choose, 1492 01:06:53,875 --> 01:06:56,250 I am not sure I would have won. 1493 01:06:58,708 --> 01:07:01,042 You're the most impressive woman I know. 1494 01:07:01,042 --> 01:07:04,542 And John is so lucky to have you. 1495 01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:11,333 - I forgive you. 1496 01:07:11,333 --> 01:07:12,708 Come here. 1497 01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:22,583 - Wayne, I'm really sorry I blamed you, 1498 01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,583 and ruined your amazing quilt. 1499 01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:25,375 - Thank you. 1500 01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:33,958 - So, how about that trade? 1501 01:07:36,625 --> 01:07:37,958 - What happens to the ring? 1502 01:07:40,458 --> 01:07:44,375 - I will hold on to it and maybe one day we'll be ready. 1503 01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:52,292 - Sorry, PJ. 1504 01:07:54,208 --> 01:07:55,375 That's not what I want. 1505 01:08:01,042 --> 01:08:01,917 - Okay yeah, 1506 01:08:04,208 --> 01:08:05,042 I understand. 1507 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,875 - I don't want to give this away 1508 01:08:12,875 --> 01:08:15,208 in a gift exchange or trade. 1509 01:08:18,917 --> 01:08:20,167 I want to do it the right way. 1510 01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:29,000 Polly Jean Adams, 1511 01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:34,458 I actually was in love with you from the moment I saw you. 1512 01:08:34,458 --> 01:08:39,667 I denied it inside, and I was probably scared. 1513 01:08:39,667 --> 01:08:41,667 I hooked up with somebody else to try to hide it, 1514 01:08:41,667 --> 01:08:44,292 and it was a terrible choice of who that person was. 1515 01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:45,458 No offense, Marcy. 1516 01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:46,292 - None taken. 1517 01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:49,042 - That is so beside the point, 1518 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:54,042 you are the woman of my wildest dreams. 1519 01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:56,208 You have put up with my constant puns, 1520 01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:59,875 and embraced every one of my weird quirks, 1521 01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:03,375 including this crazy white elephant tradition. 1522 01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:07,708 You've embraced my friends. 1523 01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:11,333 You've even embraced my beef jerky floral artwork. 1524 01:09:14,625 --> 01:09:15,458 Tonight 1525 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,958 I, well, we 1526 01:09:21,292 --> 01:09:25,667 saw a very different side of you, and it was nasty, 1527 01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:30,625 but it came from a place of passion, 1528 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:33,250 passion for us, 1529 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:36,875 and the way you chased this ring. 1530 01:09:37,958 --> 01:09:39,667 Even if you did screw up the game, 1531 01:09:42,042 --> 01:09:42,917 it meant a lot. 1532 01:09:45,417 --> 01:09:46,250 So, 1533 01:09:49,417 --> 01:09:51,042 Polly Jean Adams, 1534 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:54,167 will you marry me? 1535 01:09:56,042 --> 01:09:56,875 - Yes. 1536 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:15,208 - Congratulations. 1537 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:21,875 - And I believe this belongs to you. 1538 01:10:24,708 --> 01:10:26,000 - He's my favorite. 1539 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,042 Thank you so much. 1540 01:10:29,042 --> 01:10:31,417 - Look on the inside. 1541 01:10:31,417 --> 01:10:33,000 - What do you mean? 1542 01:10:35,167 --> 01:10:36,792 What is this? 1543 01:10:36,792 --> 01:10:37,625 - Open it. 1544 01:10:39,750 --> 01:10:41,042 - Oh my god. 1545 01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:48,208 - Come here, sit. 1546 01:10:50,458 --> 01:10:51,292 - Okay. 1547 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,167 William Berg, 1548 01:10:56,542 --> 01:10:59,458 I definitely knew I loved you from the moment we met. 1549 01:11:01,167 --> 01:11:03,458 Maybe I've gotten a little possessive 1550 01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:05,250 over the last six years, 1551 01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:08,542 and perhaps a little clingy. 1552 01:11:08,542 --> 01:11:09,375 No offense, Wayne. 1553 01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:10,542 - Oh my God, I don't care. 1554 01:11:13,292 --> 01:11:16,250 - But it's only because I can't imagine. 1555 01:11:17,917 --> 01:11:18,750 Sorry. 1556 01:11:21,833 --> 01:11:23,292 Guys do not have easy. 1557 01:11:25,667 --> 01:11:26,500 Okay. 1558 01:11:28,292 --> 01:11:33,292 It's only because I can't imagine life without you. 1559 01:11:35,542 --> 01:11:37,417 You are an elephant of a guy. 1560 01:11:38,417 --> 01:11:39,292 And, I love you a ton. 1561 01:11:43,917 --> 01:11:44,750 - You were really gonna use 1562 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:47,125 the white elephant exchange to propose to me? 1563 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:48,417 - Pretty original, right? 1564 01:11:49,708 --> 01:11:50,542 - No way. 1565 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:52,417 - I mean, I was gonna wait and see 1566 01:11:52,417 --> 01:11:55,042 how the night turned out, but. 1567 01:11:55,042 --> 01:11:56,583 - All right, who knew? 1568 01:11:56,583 --> 01:11:59,375 - Oh no, you think I would trust any of these people? 1569 01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:03,375 - Seriously though congratulations guys. 1570 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:08,833 - I love you, Marcy. 1571 01:12:08,833 --> 01:12:09,792 - I love you. 1572 01:12:09,792 --> 01:12:11,125 - I love you too, John. 1573 01:12:11,125 --> 01:12:12,042 I love you all. 1574 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:16,792 - And, I didn't spoil anything. 1575 01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:20,125 - Now that is worth celebrating. 1576 01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:21,917 - Congratulations, you guys. 1577 01:12:22,917 --> 01:12:26,000 - Congratulations to you, Joey and Scott, 1578 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,000 I guess you had something to do with it. 1579 01:12:29,667 --> 01:12:33,792 - PJ, can we grab our drinks? 1580 01:12:33,792 --> 01:12:35,417 - Promise not to spill? 1581 01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:36,250 - Promise. 1582 01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:39,000 - Yes, yes, drinks drinks drinks. 1583 01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:41,000 - I got PJ's. 1584 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,167 - No no, me first, me first. 1585 01:12:47,417 --> 01:12:48,458 - I can't. 1586 01:13:00,833 --> 01:13:05,917 - Cheers, to PJ and Billy, and the weirdest damn proposal, 1587 01:13:05,917 --> 01:13:08,458 make that actually double proposal, 1588 01:13:08,458 --> 01:13:09,583 you will ever see. 1589 01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:10,875 - Cheers. - Love you guys so much. 1590 01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,375 - Love you guys! 1591 01:13:17,708 --> 01:13:18,542 - Try it. 1592 01:13:20,333 --> 01:13:21,583 Virgin. 1593 01:13:21,583 --> 01:13:22,583 - Definitely virgin. 1594 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:23,417 I'm just checking. 1595 01:13:23,417 --> 01:13:24,500 I'm just checking, you never know. 1596 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,292 - Wait, the game's not over. 1597 01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:30,083 - That's right, whose turn is it? 1598 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:30,917 - Marcy? 1599 01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:35,917 - Okay, PJ traded the vacation for the tight end with Beth. 1600 01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:40,958 - Oh, actually my secret is that this present 1601 01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:42,583 actually has another part to it. 1602 01:13:42,583 --> 01:13:44,125 - That's not allowed. You can't have- 1603 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,250 - Marcy, come on. 1604 01:13:51,458 --> 01:13:55,083 - Come with me. 1605 01:13:55,083 --> 01:13:55,917 - Seriously? 1606 01:13:55,917 --> 01:13:59,292 - Yeah, let's get away with each other, you know. 1607 01:13:59,292 --> 01:14:00,208 Let's figure this out. 1608 01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:01,958 - I will give your more space. 1609 01:14:01,958 --> 01:14:03,292 Just anything, I promise. 1610 01:14:03,292 --> 01:14:05,333 - Okay, I know that that is who you are. 1611 01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:10,167 - Okay. 1612 01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:12,708 I'm in. 1613 01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:14,958 Can we bring the bull? 1614 01:14:14,958 --> 01:14:15,792 - Yes. 1615 01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:22,042 - Were you planning on giving this to me 1616 01:14:22,042 --> 01:14:23,792 the entire time? 1617 01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:25,625 - I thought I would see how the night went. 1618 01:14:28,125 --> 01:14:29,083 - Wow. 1619 01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:31,833 What a beautiful white elephant exchange after all. 1620 01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:34,417 - And it's still not done guys. 1621 01:14:34,417 --> 01:14:36,917 There's still one last present left. 1622 01:14:36,917 --> 01:14:38,833 - Wait, who gets it? 1623 01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:39,917 - Beth took my tight end, 1624 01:14:39,917 --> 01:14:42,208 so I guess it's me, but you know, 1625 01:14:42,208 --> 01:14:43,042 I don't have to take it 1626 01:14:43,042 --> 01:14:44,292 'cause there's still plenty of stuff. 1627 01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:50,833 Yeah, move it to the center. 1628 01:14:50,833 --> 01:14:52,875 Move it to center, babe. 1629 01:14:52,875 --> 01:14:53,708 - Looks heavy. 1630 01:15:02,542 --> 01:15:03,375 - Toilet paper? 1631 01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:04,958 - Are you serious? 1632 01:15:04,958 --> 01:15:06,625 - Yep, I've been hoarding it since March. 1633 01:15:06,625 --> 01:15:07,458 - Wow. 1634 01:15:07,458 --> 01:15:09,250 - It'll go with my white elephant toilet paper holder 1635 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:10,375 from two years ago! 1636 01:15:14,292 --> 01:15:16,875 It's a white elephant toilet paper holder. 1637 01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,958 - I knew you could use it a crapload. 1638 01:15:22,833 --> 01:15:24,417 - Wait, is this what you've been storing 1639 01:15:24,417 --> 01:15:25,667 in the office all year? 1640 01:15:25,667 --> 01:15:27,208 - Yes it is, yes it is. 1641 01:15:27,208 --> 01:15:28,833 - Now there's room for a nursery. 1642 01:15:30,208 --> 01:15:31,625 - No way, no way, no way, no way. 1643 01:15:31,625 --> 01:15:33,750 I'm saving that space for next year's gift. 1644 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:37,833 Trust me. 1645 01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,542 - Guys, let's take a selfie. 1646 01:15:41,417 --> 01:15:42,917 - The toilet paper, down here. 1647 01:15:42,917 --> 01:15:44,333 - Okay, everybody in? 1648 01:15:44,333 --> 01:15:48,125 All right, everyone say "best white elephant ever." 1649 01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:50,333 - Best white elephant ever. 1650 01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:02,750 year 1651 01:16:02,750 --> 01:16:05,958 and some extra cheer 1652 01:16:05,958 --> 01:16:10,333 over and it's suddenly clear 1653 01:16:10,333 --> 01:16:13,500 elephant blues 1654 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:16,958 all wrapped up tight 1655 01:16:16,958 --> 01:16:20,375 but it's way too light 1656 01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:24,625 steal it and start a big fight 1657 01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:27,708 blues 1658 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:30,750 for your singing bass 1659 01:16:30,750 --> 01:16:34,958 snuggie, you can kiss my ass 1660 01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:46,542 the white elephant blues 1661 01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:54,208 holly 1662 01:17:00,875 --> 01:17:03,833 - Down, down, down, is it down? 1663 01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:05,000 Thanks. 1664 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,125 carol 1665 01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:19,792 - Two, three. 1666 01:17:23,708 --> 01:17:28,667 and a happy new year 1667 01:17:31,875 --> 01:17:36,875 and a Happy New Year 1668 01:17:41,708 --> 01:17:42,708 - I'm the quiet one. 1669 01:17:45,250 --> 01:17:48,083 - Whoever arranged those must be turning over a new beef. 1670 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:52,500 It's a tuning cork. 1671 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:55,458 It helps your wine find the right pitch. 1672 01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:56,292 - Tuning. 1673 01:17:57,917 --> 01:17:59,042 I get it. 1674 01:17:59,042 --> 01:18:00,417 - Is there a weight limit on this thing? 1675 01:18:00,417 --> 01:18:01,625 - I'm chairing for ya. 1676 01:18:02,917 --> 01:18:04,125 Ha. 1677 01:18:04,125 --> 01:18:05,833 I saw that in the store and said, 1678 01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:07,917 Albino other gifts than this. 1679 01:18:09,208 --> 01:18:11,917 Hero's in a half shell, turtle powder. 1680 01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:21,042 It looks like Santa's been by with his linger-sleigh. 1681 01:18:22,458 --> 01:18:25,208 I'm just glad you're using it sooner lather than later. 1682 01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:32,250 Well, it was either this or a set of porcelain bowels. 1683 01:18:36,250 --> 01:18:37,333 - He's punning again. 1684 01:18:38,417 --> 01:18:40,250 - Sorry Wayne, sorry everyone. 1685 01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:42,208 - Every year. 1686 01:18:42,208 --> 01:18:43,458 - It was good to see you.