1 00:00:00,285 --> 00:00:05,285 (golf club swinging) (whimsical music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:07,219 --> 00:00:10,302 (upbeat piano music) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:19,806 --> 00:00:21,472 - Oh, hey there. 6 00:00:21,472 --> 00:00:23,024 I'm on my way to the golf course. 7 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:24,902 Golf is a funny game. 8 00:00:24,902 --> 00:00:27,170 Whether people play it or not, love it or not, 9 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:28,943 they usually have an opinion about it. 10 00:00:28,943 --> 00:00:31,720 And it's probably the only sport where people will go 11 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,002 out of their way to tell you they suck at it. 12 00:00:34,002 --> 00:00:38,291 Talk about other sports and you'll hear things like- 13 00:00:38,291 --> 00:00:41,291 - I love tennis, such good exercise. 14 00:00:42,127 --> 00:00:45,151 - Baseball, nothin' like a day at the ballpark. 15 00:00:45,151 --> 00:00:46,028 (baseball cracking) 16 00:00:46,028 --> 00:00:48,778 (crowd cheering) 17 00:00:50,263 --> 00:00:53,011 - Hockey is so fast and exciting. 18 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,111 - [Rick] But mention golf and you'll hear- 19 00:00:55,111 --> 00:00:56,577 - I suck at golf. 20 00:00:56,577 --> 00:00:57,579 - Golf? 21 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:59,013 I suck at golf. 22 00:00:59,013 --> 00:01:00,727 - I suck at golf. 23 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:01,828 - I suck at golf. 24 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,245 - I suck at golf. 25 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:05,698 - I suck at golf. 26 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:08,449 - I really, really suck at golf. 27 00:01:08,449 --> 00:01:09,929 - I suck at golf. 28 00:01:09,929 --> 00:01:14,179 ("Thought A Little Bit About You") 29 00:01:18,981 --> 00:01:20,222 ♪ Well ♪ 30 00:01:20,222 --> 00:01:24,967 ♪ I know you better for a little while now Sue ♪ 31 00:01:24,967 --> 00:01:29,967 ♪ Takin' me some time and then I'm takin' some notice of you ♪ 32 00:01:30,069 --> 00:01:32,620 ♪ You were always someone who was hangin' around ♪ 33 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:35,192 ♪ Now all of a sudden (indistinct) ♪ 34 00:01:35,192 --> 00:01:36,341 ♪ I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪ 35 00:01:36,341 --> 00:01:38,821 ♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪ 36 00:01:38,821 --> 00:01:41,071 ♪ Yes I do ♪ 37 00:01:49,339 --> 00:01:51,648 ♪ Well I've been out a rockin' ♪ 38 00:01:51,648 --> 00:01:55,685 ♪ And I seen you hangin' round the place ♪ 39 00:01:55,685 --> 00:01:56,745 ♪ Never really noticed ♪ 40 00:01:56,745 --> 00:02:00,791 ♪ 'Cause I never really noticed your face ♪ 41 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:03,220 ♪ When it comes to girls you know I've seen a few ♪ 42 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:05,801 ♪ You been outta dancin' and makin' me blue ♪ 43 00:02:05,801 --> 00:02:06,882 ♪ I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪ 44 00:02:06,882 --> 00:02:10,401 ♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪ 45 00:02:10,401 --> 00:02:12,235 ♪ Hey ♪ 46 00:02:40,670 --> 00:02:45,670 ♪ Well I'm a gonna try to make up for all the time I missed ♪ 47 00:02:46,511 --> 00:02:51,511 ♪ Do all I can to let you know that I exist ♪ 48 00:02:51,602 --> 00:02:52,939 ♪ I'm gonna make you notice me ♪ 49 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:54,161 ♪ That's what I'll do ♪ 50 00:02:54,161 --> 00:02:56,501 ♪ You been hangin' around and it's a makin' me blue ♪ 51 00:02:56,501 --> 00:02:57,813 ♪ I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪ 52 00:02:57,813 --> 00:03:00,842 ♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪ 53 00:03:00,842 --> 00:03:03,031 ♪ Yeah I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪ 54 00:03:03,031 --> 00:03:05,933 ♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪ 55 00:03:05,933 --> 00:03:07,965 ♪ Well I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪ 56 00:03:07,965 --> 00:03:10,337 ♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪ 57 00:03:10,337 --> 00:03:12,504 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 58 00:03:29,969 --> 00:03:31,918 - [Doug] Thank you very much. 59 00:03:31,918 --> 00:03:33,099 - You, Dick. 60 00:03:33,099 --> 00:03:34,147 - [Rick] It's Rick. 61 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,397 - Where all the pop cans? 62 00:03:35,397 --> 00:03:36,869 - They're in the recycling bin. 63 00:03:36,869 --> 00:03:37,799 - Why are they there? 64 00:03:37,799 --> 00:03:39,271 - Because they're empty. 65 00:03:39,271 --> 00:03:41,025 - Pop cans don't go in recycling. 66 00:03:41,025 --> 00:03:41,858 - They don't? 67 00:03:41,858 --> 00:03:43,367 - No, they go in these plastic bags, 68 00:03:43,367 --> 00:03:45,096 and then we, and by we I mean you, 69 00:03:45,096 --> 00:03:47,317 take 'em to the store for a refund. 70 00:03:47,317 --> 00:03:48,214 - Holy. 71 00:03:48,214 --> 00:03:49,047 - It's not for me. 72 00:03:49,047 --> 00:03:51,204 It's for the junior program. - Okay, gotcha. 73 00:03:51,204 --> 00:03:52,548 - Okay, go on. (phone ringing) 74 00:03:52,548 --> 00:03:54,149 Actually, give me that. 75 00:03:54,149 --> 00:03:56,120 You answer the phone. 76 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,953 - Woodlands Golf Club. 77 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:01,304 You'd like a tee time tomorrow? 78 00:04:01,304 --> 00:04:03,429 What time would you like? 79 00:04:03,429 --> 00:04:05,607 Between nine and 9:30? 80 00:04:05,607 --> 00:04:06,440 Let's see. 81 00:04:07,439 --> 00:04:08,522 Wide open. 82 00:04:08,522 --> 00:04:10,868 You can have your pick. 83 00:04:10,868 --> 00:04:13,249 You can have anything. 84 00:04:13,249 --> 00:04:15,416 Nine to 9:30 is wide open. 85 00:04:18,779 --> 00:04:22,446 There are no bookings between nine and 9:30. 86 00:04:23,707 --> 00:04:26,773 Yes, I know you said between nine and 9:30. 87 00:04:26,773 --> 00:04:30,273 I'm saying, oh never mind, how about 9:15? 88 00:04:31,393 --> 00:04:32,650 Earlier? 89 00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:33,900 How about 9:08? 90 00:04:35,229 --> 00:04:37,236 Nine o'clock maybe? 91 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:38,486 Still too late? 92 00:04:39,851 --> 00:04:40,780 (sighing) 93 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,648 I've got 8:52. 94 00:04:42,648 --> 00:04:44,052 Perfect? 95 00:04:44,052 --> 00:04:44,885 Thank God. 96 00:04:45,732 --> 00:04:46,609 What? 97 00:04:46,609 --> 00:04:49,038 Oh, I said that's mod. 98 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:49,983 Okay? 99 00:04:49,983 --> 00:04:51,262 See you tomorrow. 100 00:04:51,262 --> 00:04:52,816 Goodbye. 101 00:04:52,816 --> 00:04:55,406 (phone ringing) Woodlands Golf Club. 102 00:04:55,406 --> 00:04:56,718 - Hi, is this Rick? 103 00:04:56,718 --> 00:04:57,646 - [Rick] Yes, it is. 104 00:04:57,646 --> 00:04:59,760 - Hi, Rick, it's Bogart here. 105 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,268 Listen, I'm running a little late. 106 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:02,826 Are you still able to get me off early? 107 00:05:02,826 --> 00:05:04,488 - Yeah, sure. 108 00:05:04,488 --> 00:05:05,848 Is this Mr. Humphries? 109 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:09,106 - I've told you before Rick, call me Bogart, 110 00:05:09,106 --> 00:05:10,559 and I'll see you very soon. 111 00:05:10,559 --> 00:05:14,096 (whimsical music) 112 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:17,013 (gravel crunching) 113 00:05:24,974 --> 00:05:28,044 (door slamming) 114 00:05:28,044 --> 00:05:30,794 (clubs clinking) 115 00:05:51,846 --> 00:05:55,013 (trunk door slamming) 116 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:05,270 - Buy yourself a sandwich or something. 117 00:06:08,549 --> 00:06:10,283 (birds chirping) 118 00:06:10,283 --> 00:06:11,599 Hey, Rick, I'm here. 119 00:06:11,599 --> 00:06:12,962 - You're on the tee, Mr. Humphries. 120 00:06:12,962 --> 00:06:13,960 - Bogart. 121 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,877 - Mr. Bogart. - Thanks. 122 00:06:17,448 --> 00:06:18,281 - Sorry. 123 00:06:24,798 --> 00:06:27,631 (whimsical music) 124 00:06:34,302 --> 00:06:36,248 (phone ringing) - Woodlands Golf Club. 125 00:06:36,248 --> 00:06:37,788 - Hey Rick, it's Bogart. 126 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:39,431 There's no one else here. 127 00:06:39,431 --> 00:06:41,529 - You're just a onesome, Mr. Bogart. 128 00:06:41,529 --> 00:06:42,758 - [Bogart] A onesome? 129 00:06:42,758 --> 00:06:44,086 - Yes, I'm very sorry. 130 00:06:44,086 --> 00:06:45,572 It's just a quiet afternoon. 131 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:46,762 There's no one following you. 132 00:06:46,762 --> 00:06:48,077 Maybe play two balls. 133 00:06:48,077 --> 00:06:49,842 - Well, that's a splendid idea. 134 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:51,032 Thanks for all you do, Rick. 135 00:06:51,032 --> 00:06:52,311 - Oh, you're very welcome, Mr., 136 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:53,478 I mean Bogart. 137 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,988 - Who's that jackass on the first tee? 138 00:06:55,988 --> 00:06:57,580 - That's Bogart. - Bogart? 139 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:58,575 - Mr. Humphries. 140 00:06:58,575 --> 00:07:00,380 - He just handed me five bucks. 141 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:01,920 - He's a very nice man. 142 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,228 - Why did he hand me five bucks? 143 00:07:03,228 --> 00:07:04,108 - Like I said- 144 00:07:04,108 --> 00:07:05,718 - He's a very nice man. 145 00:07:05,718 --> 00:07:07,840 Who I bet I can't play golf for shit. 146 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,673 (whimsical music) 147 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,052 - Oh, sorry. 148 00:08:14,052 --> 00:08:15,049 Sorry. 149 00:08:15,049 --> 00:08:17,341 - And with mismatched golf shoes. 150 00:08:17,341 --> 00:08:20,019 (whimsical music) 151 00:08:20,019 --> 00:08:21,962 - Let's give this another shot. 152 00:08:21,962 --> 00:08:23,502 (whimsical music) 153 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:24,465 That was a little better. 154 00:08:24,465 --> 00:08:27,298 (whimsical music) 155 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,250 Afternoon. 156 00:08:39,181 --> 00:08:42,014 (whimsical music) 157 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,710 (birds chirping) 158 00:09:05,074 --> 00:09:06,688 (whimsical music) 159 00:09:06,688 --> 00:09:09,657 - [Rick] People suck at golf for a variety of reasons, 160 00:09:09,657 --> 00:09:12,776 but one of them is just arriving too late. 161 00:09:12,776 --> 00:09:14,609 I see it all day long. 162 00:09:19,591 --> 00:09:21,673 - (sighing) How's the tee sheet lookin'? 163 00:09:21,673 --> 00:09:22,859 - Super dead. 164 00:09:22,859 --> 00:09:23,883 Two twosomes in an hour 165 00:09:23,883 --> 00:09:27,283 and then a foursome about an hour after that. 166 00:09:27,283 --> 00:09:28,784 Not good, is it? 167 00:09:28,784 --> 00:09:31,604 - Oh, it's great if you want the golf course to yourself 168 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:32,985 for a leisurely round. 169 00:09:32,985 --> 00:09:35,505 Not so great if you'd been hired to increase rounds of play. 170 00:09:35,505 --> 00:09:37,134 - Maybe it's the weather? 171 00:09:37,134 --> 00:09:38,182 - The weather's perfect. 172 00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:39,201 - Perfect for the beach. 173 00:09:39,201 --> 00:09:40,790 Maybe everyone's gone to the beach. 174 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:42,034 A little rain might help. 175 00:09:42,034 --> 00:09:44,100 - Oh rain, that's all I need. 176 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:45,359 - [Rick] It's not that bad. 177 00:09:45,359 --> 00:09:46,565 - It is that bad. 178 00:09:46,565 --> 00:09:48,665 If we don't hit 50,000 rounds this year 179 00:09:48,665 --> 00:09:50,681 this place gets turned into a park. 180 00:09:50,681 --> 00:09:51,554 - Seriously? 181 00:09:51,554 --> 00:09:52,431 - Yep. 182 00:09:52,431 --> 00:09:53,671 Council doesn't like golf. 183 00:09:53,671 --> 00:09:56,123 They're looking for an excuse to shut this place down 184 00:09:56,123 --> 00:09:58,904 and turn it into a park that everyone can enjoy. 185 00:09:58,904 --> 00:10:00,043 - Oh. 186 00:10:00,043 --> 00:10:02,861 - Yeah, so don't even talk to me about rain. 187 00:10:02,861 --> 00:10:03,992 I'm gonna grab a bite to eat 188 00:10:03,992 --> 00:10:05,883 and then I'm gonna take those cans to the store. 189 00:10:05,883 --> 00:10:06,716 - Okay. 190 00:10:10,503 --> 00:10:11,924 - Welcome to Woodlands Golf Club. 191 00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:13,464 (girls chuckling) 192 00:10:13,464 --> 00:10:14,462 Is that funny? 193 00:10:14,462 --> 00:10:15,948 - Well, we come here all the time. 194 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,417 You don't always have to say, 195 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,376 "Welcome to Woodlands Golf Club." 196 00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:20,712 (Sally giggling) - Actually I do. 197 00:10:20,712 --> 00:10:21,846 I'm sorry. 198 00:10:21,846 --> 00:10:23,370 - Don't be sorry. 199 00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:24,645 - [Rick] How can I help you? 200 00:10:24,645 --> 00:10:25,711 - We want to play golf. 201 00:10:25,711 --> 00:10:26,854 - When? 202 00:10:26,854 --> 00:10:28,324 - Today. 203 00:10:28,324 --> 00:10:29,252 - [Rick] When today? 204 00:10:29,252 --> 00:10:30,441 - How about now? 205 00:10:30,441 --> 00:10:31,334 - [Rick] Now? 206 00:10:31,334 --> 00:10:33,732 - Yes, now or soon. 207 00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:35,725 Look on the little tee sheet with your eyes 208 00:10:35,725 --> 00:10:38,070 and see if there's an opening for now or soon. 209 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:38,903 - Okay. 210 00:10:40,065 --> 00:10:43,215 Says here there's an opening for quarter past now 211 00:10:43,215 --> 00:10:44,404 or soon 30. 212 00:10:44,404 --> 00:10:46,925 (girls giggling) 213 00:10:46,925 --> 00:10:48,735 - So? - So what? 214 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:49,928 - Can we play golf? 215 00:10:49,928 --> 00:10:51,454 - Yeah, the tee's all yours. 216 00:10:51,454 --> 00:10:53,550 - Oh, and I want a golf ball. 217 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:54,825 - They're $3 each. 218 00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:56,158 - I think I want 219 00:10:57,313 --> 00:10:58,856 that one. 220 00:10:58,856 --> 00:11:00,148 - They're all Titleists. 221 00:11:00,148 --> 00:11:01,981 - No, I want that one. 222 00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:04,404 - [Rick] But they're all the same. 223 00:11:04,404 --> 00:11:07,904 - No, this one's a seven and seven's my lucky number. 224 00:11:07,904 --> 00:11:09,165 - It is? - It is. 225 00:11:09,165 --> 00:11:10,804 Isn't seven my lucky number? 226 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,716 - Seven is her lucky number. 227 00:11:12,716 --> 00:11:14,513 - Surely there must be another seven. 228 00:11:14,513 --> 00:11:17,355 - Probably, but do you want to look through all of them 229 00:11:17,355 --> 00:11:20,022 when we know this one's a seven? 230 00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:21,917 Do you? 231 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,322 - Okay. 232 00:11:24,322 --> 00:11:27,300 - Would you be a dear and grab it for me? 233 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:30,291 (golf balls crashing) 234 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:33,124 (whimsical music) 235 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,915 (leaves crunching) 236 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:02,580 (birds chirping) 237 00:12:08,879 --> 00:12:13,879 (golf ball cracking) (phone ringing) 238 00:12:26,437 --> 00:12:28,187 - Gotta be 200 yards. 239 00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:31,727 (phone ringing) 240 00:12:43,155 --> 00:12:45,988 (grass crunching) 241 00:12:47,929 --> 00:12:50,596 (phone ringing) 242 00:12:54,126 --> 00:12:54,959 Hello? 243 00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,659 What? 244 00:12:57,659 --> 00:12:58,492 Now? 245 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,526 Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry. 246 00:13:01,526 --> 00:13:02,943 I totally forgot. 247 00:13:03,977 --> 00:13:06,815 Can you wait like half an hour? 248 00:13:06,815 --> 00:13:08,405 You can. 249 00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:09,766 Great. 250 00:13:09,766 --> 00:13:10,933 I'm on my way. 251 00:13:11,887 --> 00:13:16,197 Oh, and you're not billing me for waiting are you? 252 00:13:16,197 --> 00:13:17,030 Mmmm, 253 00:13:18,615 --> 00:13:20,782 30 minutes, I can do this. 254 00:13:23,725 --> 00:13:27,225 (upbeat bluegrass music) 255 00:14:07,899 --> 00:14:10,732 (whimsical music) 256 00:14:29,249 --> 00:14:32,974 - Hey Siri, get directions to the nearest gas station. 257 00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:35,535 - [Siri] There's a bus station at Main and Marine Drive. 258 00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:36,879 Is that the one you're looking for? 259 00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:38,908 - No gas station. 260 00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:41,065 - [Siri] There's another at Third Street and Commercial. 261 00:14:41,065 --> 00:14:42,756 It's open today. 262 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:45,055 Is that the one- - Hey Siri, cancel. 263 00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:46,315 - [Siri] Okay. 264 00:14:46,315 --> 00:14:49,127 - Hey Siri, get walking directions 265 00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:51,299 to the Chevron nearest me. 266 00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:54,376 - [Siri] There's a Chevron at 1472 Marine Drive, 267 00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:56,409 about one kilometer to yourself. 268 00:14:56,409 --> 00:14:57,702 It gets two stars. 269 00:14:57,702 --> 00:14:59,265 Is that the one you're looking for? 270 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,098 - Yes. 271 00:15:00,996 --> 00:15:03,329 - [Siri] Getting directions. 272 00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:21,624 - People are unbelievable. 273 00:15:30,922 --> 00:15:31,755 - Is that? 274 00:15:33,568 --> 00:15:34,771 Poor fellow. 275 00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:35,948 So sad. 276 00:15:35,948 --> 00:15:38,781 (whimsical music) 277 00:15:48,607 --> 00:15:51,930 (car honking) 278 00:15:51,930 --> 00:15:53,525 (knocking on door) 279 00:15:53,525 --> 00:15:54,697 I'm so sorry I'm late. 280 00:15:54,697 --> 00:15:56,937 I must admit, I totally forgot. 281 00:15:56,937 --> 00:15:59,056 My brain has been a bit off lately. 282 00:15:59,056 --> 00:16:01,347 - Totally understand. 283 00:16:01,347 --> 00:16:03,816 The papers are waiting for you to sign right there. 284 00:16:03,816 --> 00:16:05,705 And I'm sorry to move things along so quickly, 285 00:16:05,705 --> 00:16:07,747 but I have a tee time. 286 00:16:07,747 --> 00:16:08,819 - Oh, that's my fault. 287 00:16:08,819 --> 00:16:10,149 I'm so sorry. 288 00:16:10,149 --> 00:16:12,687 - The yellow arrows are where you sign. 289 00:16:12,687 --> 00:16:13,560 - All right. 290 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,946 So whereabouts do you play? 291 00:16:14,946 --> 00:16:15,796 - The Hennessy Golf Club. 292 00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:16,674 I'm a member there. 293 00:16:16,674 --> 00:16:18,158 - Oh, that's a nice little track. 294 00:16:18,158 --> 00:16:19,686 - Not for long, unfortunately. 295 00:16:19,686 --> 00:16:20,909 - [Bogart] Oh no. 296 00:16:20,909 --> 00:16:22,710 - Well it's on leased land. 297 00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,166 - Oh. 298 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:24,999 Last one. 299 00:16:27,106 --> 00:16:27,939 There we go. - All done? 300 00:16:27,939 --> 00:16:29,171 - [Bogart] All done. 301 00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:30,921 - [Redman] Thank you. 302 00:16:32,428 --> 00:16:35,178 (stamp clicking) 303 00:16:39,671 --> 00:16:41,911 You're officially divorced. 304 00:16:41,911 --> 00:16:43,138 - It feels a bit odd. 305 00:16:43,138 --> 00:16:45,887 - Well, I must say I'm a little numb these days 306 00:16:45,887 --> 00:16:49,961 when it comes to this, but divorce is odd. 307 00:16:49,961 --> 00:16:52,395 But, you know, you have to think of the brighter side. 308 00:16:52,395 --> 00:16:54,028 You are winding up with the house. 309 00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:56,056 - Yeah, but she gets the other house 310 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,306 and the cottage 311 00:16:58,489 --> 00:17:01,238 and the boat and the Mercedes 312 00:17:01,238 --> 00:17:03,071 and the pension and... 313 00:17:21,452 --> 00:17:24,285 (whimsical music) 314 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,840 - Hey Ray, did you run out of gas? 315 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,834 - No flies on you. 316 00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:30,739 - You really did. 317 00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:31,612 - I sure did. 318 00:17:31,612 --> 00:17:32,887 - Oh, are you very far from here? 319 00:17:32,887 --> 00:17:34,520 - I'm about a kilometer up the road. 320 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,320 - Well, listen, I've just gotta go to the doc for Roosa. 321 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,117 If you can hold on a minute, 322 00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:40,221 I'll give you a lift. 323 00:17:40,221 --> 00:17:41,331 - Really, that'd be great, actually. 324 00:17:41,331 --> 00:17:43,464 - Do you mind just holding onto Rover? 325 00:17:43,464 --> 00:17:44,338 - Rover? 326 00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:46,421 - Yeah, oh and my coffee. 327 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,500 (whimsical music) 328 00:18:03,897 --> 00:18:05,294 - Poor fellow out front. 329 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,136 - Oh no, not again. 330 00:18:07,136 --> 00:18:08,536 - I guess it happens a lot. 331 00:18:08,536 --> 00:18:09,843 - Hazard of the biz. 332 00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:11,705 I'll give him some time and I'll send him away. 333 00:18:11,705 --> 00:18:12,913 - Okay. - There you go. 334 00:18:12,913 --> 00:18:14,295 - Thank you. 335 00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:19,295 (whimsical music) (coins plopping) 336 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:27,067 ♪ See everybody's trying to make par ♪ 337 00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:34,366 ♪ Swept those extra numbers off of your score card ♪ 338 00:18:36,746 --> 00:18:41,746 ♪ But till when you gotta play ♪ 339 00:18:44,099 --> 00:18:49,099 ♪ To face the trees and bunkers that stand in your way ♪ 340 00:18:51,558 --> 00:18:56,558 ♪ You could be a while yeah ♪ 341 00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:03,928 ♪ (indistinct) ♪ 342 00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:11,358 ♪ Failure's gotta be your friend ♪ 343 00:19:13,628 --> 00:19:18,628 ♪ When it goes wrong you gotta tee off again ♪ 344 00:19:20,999 --> 00:19:25,999 ♪ See life is like a putting green ♪ 345 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:33,458 ♪ Easy on the eye but also quite mean ♪ 346 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:40,708 ♪ So don't be mad when it goes off land ♪ 347 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:48,119 ♪ It takes a wise old man to read the land ♪ 348 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:54,231 ♪ It could be a while yeah ♪ 349 00:19:55,837 --> 00:20:00,420 (whimsical music) - People are animals. 350 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:09,171 - Can I buy you a meal? 351 00:20:09,171 --> 00:20:10,004 - What? 352 00:20:10,004 --> 00:20:12,260 - They have a wonderful little restaurant inside. 353 00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:15,362 I could get you a sandwich or perhaps some beans on toast. 354 00:20:15,362 --> 00:20:16,851 - Who do you think I am? 355 00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:19,495 - I don't know who you are or what your story is, 356 00:20:19,495 --> 00:20:21,424 and I don't need to know. 357 00:20:21,424 --> 00:20:23,908 All you need to know is there's no shame 358 00:20:23,908 --> 00:20:26,429 in accepting a little help? 359 00:20:26,429 --> 00:20:28,443 - I'm Ray Wright. 360 00:20:28,443 --> 00:20:30,769 - Well it's very nice to meet you, Ray. 361 00:20:30,769 --> 00:20:33,769 - I'm the pro here at the golf club. 362 00:20:36,271 --> 00:20:37,104 - What? 363 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:40,900 - I'm the goddamn golf pro. 364 00:20:41,904 --> 00:20:43,899 - I didn't think... 365 00:20:43,899 --> 00:20:45,541 I mean I... 366 00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:46,541 I think I... 367 00:20:47,486 --> 00:20:48,319 You are? 368 00:20:50,724 --> 00:20:52,404 I've been dying to meet you. 369 00:20:52,404 --> 00:20:54,192 I've heard you're a really good teacher. 370 00:20:54,192 --> 00:20:55,816 Maybe I could use a lesson. 371 00:20:55,816 --> 00:20:57,110 - Oh, you could use a lesson. 372 00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:58,070 I've seen you play. 373 00:20:58,070 --> 00:20:58,984 - You saw me play? 374 00:20:58,984 --> 00:21:00,874 - Yesterday on the first tee. 375 00:21:00,874 --> 00:21:02,013 - Oh, yesterday. 376 00:21:02,013 --> 00:21:05,423 Oh yeah, not exactly my finest hour. 377 00:21:05,423 --> 00:21:06,791 What are you doing now? 378 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:07,982 Maybe I could get a lesson. 379 00:21:07,982 --> 00:21:09,381 - I am going to lunch. 380 00:21:09,381 --> 00:21:11,549 - Perfect, let me buy your lunch. 381 00:21:11,549 --> 00:21:15,052 - I told you, you don't need to buy me lunch. 382 00:21:15,052 --> 00:21:16,123 - I don't mean buy you lunch 383 00:21:16,123 --> 00:21:18,377 'cause you cannot afford to eat buy your lunch. 384 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,300 I mean buy you lunch 'cause it would be nice 385 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:21,734 to have lunch with you lunch, 386 00:21:21,734 --> 00:21:23,998 and you're gonna have lunch anyway. 387 00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:25,258 - You buying? 388 00:21:25,258 --> 00:21:26,341 - I'm buying. 389 00:21:28,644 --> 00:21:31,477 (whimsical music) 390 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,679 - Hi, Lauren, have you met Ray? 391 00:21:35,679 --> 00:21:37,430 - Our new pro, of course. 392 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,323 How are you, Ray? 393 00:21:38,323 --> 00:21:39,214 - Hungry. 394 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,261 - And how are you, Lauren? 395 00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:43,466 - Well, you know, work never stops for a single mom. 396 00:21:43,466 --> 00:21:44,707 - Oh, so you're single? 397 00:21:44,707 --> 00:21:46,037 And a mom? 398 00:21:46,037 --> 00:21:49,033 - Yes, that's the term, single mom. 399 00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:49,866 (laughing) - Are you gonna 400 00:21:49,866 --> 00:21:50,966 put those down? 401 00:21:50,966 --> 00:21:52,016 - These? 402 00:21:52,016 --> 00:21:54,433 No, these are for table five. 403 00:21:55,394 --> 00:21:56,983 Just kidding. 404 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:57,983 Here you go. 405 00:22:00,871 --> 00:22:02,460 - [Bogart] Boy, for someone who said 406 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:04,793 they weren't in need of a meal. 407 00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:06,263 - Excuse me? 408 00:22:06,263 --> 00:22:07,453 - Nevermind. 409 00:22:07,453 --> 00:22:09,446 I'll wait until you're finished 410 00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:10,279 chewing. 411 00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:12,453 - So tell me about your golf. 412 00:22:12,453 --> 00:22:14,537 - Well, let's face it, I suck at golf. 413 00:22:14,537 --> 00:22:16,201 - Everyone sucks at golf. 414 00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:18,215 - No, they don't. 415 00:22:18,215 --> 00:22:20,384 Well, that's true, but they think they do. 416 00:22:20,384 --> 00:22:22,046 - Why is that? 417 00:22:22,046 --> 00:22:23,656 - [Ray] Well, because most do. 418 00:22:23,656 --> 00:22:25,513 - Well that's true, isn't it? 419 00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:27,431 - Hey, it's a difficult game, 420 00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:29,190 made even more difficult by the perception 421 00:22:29,190 --> 00:22:31,376 it should be easy because the ball isn't moving. 422 00:22:31,376 --> 00:22:32,639 I mean, it's just sittin' there. 423 00:22:32,639 --> 00:22:33,782 - Very true. 424 00:22:33,782 --> 00:22:35,277 - [Ray] It's like life. 425 00:22:35,277 --> 00:22:36,294 - How so? 426 00:22:36,294 --> 00:22:40,089 - Well, life, it's just sittin' there, too, isn't it? 427 00:22:40,089 --> 00:22:42,490 I mean, we're born into it and it's there. 428 00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:44,502 It's not like we had to buy a ticket. 429 00:22:44,502 --> 00:22:46,579 It should be easy, 430 00:22:46,579 --> 00:22:47,582 but it isn't. 431 00:22:47,582 --> 00:22:50,172 At the end of the day golf is just a metaphor for life. 432 00:22:50,172 --> 00:22:52,356 - And I suck at life. 433 00:22:52,356 --> 00:22:54,324 Interesting, again. 434 00:22:54,324 --> 00:22:55,779 - Sure you don't suck at life. 435 00:22:55,779 --> 00:22:58,129 - I got divorced yesterday. 436 00:22:58,129 --> 00:22:59,893 - Oh, that sucks. 437 00:22:59,893 --> 00:23:01,079 - What about you? 438 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:03,363 Married, divorced, kids? 439 00:23:03,363 --> 00:23:05,762 - I could probably help your game right here. 440 00:23:05,762 --> 00:23:06,980 - [Bogart] What, over lunch? 441 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,123 - Yep. 442 00:23:08,123 --> 00:23:09,402 - With your mouth full? 443 00:23:09,402 --> 00:23:11,450 - Most people set themselves up for a bad game 444 00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:13,478 before they even reach the first tee. 445 00:23:13,478 --> 00:23:14,773 - [Bogart] Really? 446 00:23:14,773 --> 00:23:17,608 - Yes, Mr. squeal into the parking lot. 447 00:23:17,608 --> 00:23:19,566 - Oh, you saw that. 448 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,190 - I still have dust in my hair. 449 00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:23,140 - See, that's why I thought you were- 450 00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,732 - Don't. 451 00:23:24,732 --> 00:23:26,080 - So tell me more. 452 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,489 How can you help my game over lunch? 453 00:23:28,489 --> 00:23:30,243 - Think about the airport. 454 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,470 - [Bogart] Think about the airport? 455 00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:32,814 - Think about the airport, 456 00:23:32,814 --> 00:23:34,284 what are you thinking about? 457 00:23:34,284 --> 00:23:36,248 - The airport. 458 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,740 - What about the airport? 459 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:38,990 - Stewardesses. 460 00:23:39,969 --> 00:23:41,280 - You have a flight. 461 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,136 Do you arrive at the airport one minute before takeoff? 462 00:23:44,136 --> 00:23:45,045 - Oh God no. 463 00:23:45,045 --> 00:23:46,869 90 minutes, sometimes two hours. 464 00:23:46,869 --> 00:23:48,568 Have you been to the airport lately? 465 00:23:48,568 --> 00:23:49,790 - Stay with me here. 466 00:23:49,790 --> 00:23:51,415 - Oh, sorry. 467 00:23:51,415 --> 00:23:53,080 - [Ray] And you pack? 468 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,812 - The night before. 469 00:23:54,812 --> 00:23:56,039 - Golf should be the same. 470 00:23:56,039 --> 00:23:58,909 - But golf isn't quite as important as catching a flight. 471 00:23:58,909 --> 00:24:00,080 - It isn't? 472 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,881 Ever played a great game of golf. 473 00:24:01,881 --> 00:24:03,338 - Believe it or not, yeah. 474 00:24:03,338 --> 00:24:04,680 - Ever played a bad game of golf? 475 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,447 - Uuuu, do I really need to answer that? 476 00:24:06,447 --> 00:24:09,791 - Ever had a flight as euphoric as a great game of golf? 477 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:11,738 - [Bogart] Ahhh. 478 00:24:11,738 --> 00:24:13,992 - Or as depressing as a bad game of golf? 479 00:24:13,992 --> 00:24:16,213 - Well, there were a couple of times on United, 480 00:24:16,213 --> 00:24:17,914 but I totally get the point. 481 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:20,523 - Golf is a major part of Bogart Humperdink's life. 482 00:24:20,523 --> 00:24:22,119 - [Bogart] Humphries. 483 00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:24,377 - You play golf to enrich your life. 484 00:24:24,377 --> 00:24:26,949 You take a flight to get from point A to point B. 485 00:24:26,949 --> 00:24:30,117 You can't say golf isn't as important as a flight. 486 00:24:30,117 --> 00:24:31,461 - I see. 487 00:24:31,461 --> 00:24:32,707 So is there any more? 488 00:24:32,707 --> 00:24:34,280 - Nope, that's it. 489 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,457 - [Bogart] Seriously? 490 00:24:36,457 --> 00:24:39,414 - It's all you get for one lunch. 491 00:24:39,414 --> 00:24:42,636 Join me on the first tee tomorrow night at 6 p.m. 492 00:24:42,636 --> 00:24:43,861 - [Bogart] Really? 493 00:24:43,861 --> 00:24:45,053 - And bring your clubs. 494 00:24:45,053 --> 00:24:46,486 - Oh, I can do that. 495 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,532 My wife didn't get those. 496 00:24:48,532 --> 00:24:51,365 (whimsical music) 497 00:24:56,406 --> 00:24:57,723 - Nice girl? 498 00:24:57,723 --> 00:24:58,647 - Oh, what? 499 00:24:58,647 --> 00:25:00,397 I was just lookin' at who was on the first tee. 500 00:25:00,397 --> 00:25:02,115 - But the first tee's out that window. 501 00:25:02,115 --> 00:25:05,423 - Yes, but the practice green is out this window, 502 00:25:05,423 --> 00:25:07,575 and people usually go there first. 503 00:25:07,575 --> 00:25:08,886 - That's almost clever. 504 00:25:08,886 --> 00:25:11,023 Is there one in particular that you're sweet on? 505 00:25:11,023 --> 00:25:11,940 - Sweet on? 506 00:25:12,876 --> 00:25:13,753 - Don't be a dick. 507 00:25:13,753 --> 00:25:16,747 Is there one of them in particular that you like? 508 00:25:16,747 --> 00:25:18,288 - Not really. 509 00:25:18,288 --> 00:25:20,219 - Do you remember what I taught you about aiming? 510 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,090 Don't just say aim for the fairway. 511 00:25:22,090 --> 00:25:23,401 - Aim for a tree. 512 00:25:23,401 --> 00:25:25,483 - Don't just aim for a tree, aim? 513 00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:27,303 - For a branch. 514 00:25:27,303 --> 00:25:28,879 - Don't just same for a branch. 515 00:25:28,879 --> 00:25:30,740 - Aim for a leaf. 516 00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:31,657 - [Ray] So? 517 00:25:34,343 --> 00:25:35,831 - So what? 518 00:25:35,831 --> 00:25:37,983 - When aiming for the love of your life? 519 00:25:37,983 --> 00:25:38,893 - Love of my life? 520 00:25:38,893 --> 00:25:40,311 I'm 15. 521 00:25:40,311 --> 00:25:42,411 - Don't just say him for a group of girls. 522 00:25:42,411 --> 00:25:43,690 - Aim for one girl. 523 00:25:43,690 --> 00:25:45,300 - Don't just aim for one girl. 524 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,958 Aim for? 525 00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:47,890 - Her left breast? 526 00:25:47,890 --> 00:25:50,009 - Oh, your generation is doomed. 527 00:25:50,009 --> 00:25:52,683 (phone ringing) 528 00:25:52,683 --> 00:25:53,891 - Want me to get that? 529 00:25:53,891 --> 00:25:54,909 - That is what you do. 530 00:25:54,909 --> 00:25:57,158 (phone ringing) 531 00:25:57,158 --> 00:25:59,471 - Woodlands Golf Club. 532 00:25:59,471 --> 00:26:00,721 - It's for you. 533 00:26:03,108 --> 00:26:04,191 - Ray Wright. 534 00:26:05,157 --> 00:26:06,749 What? 535 00:26:06,749 --> 00:26:09,203 But you said that... 536 00:26:09,203 --> 00:26:11,811 Well how am I gonna do... 537 00:26:11,811 --> 00:26:13,978 I know what a contract is. 538 00:26:14,925 --> 00:26:16,842 Yeah, no, I understand. 539 00:26:17,724 --> 00:26:18,987 - That didn't sound good. 540 00:26:18,987 --> 00:26:20,109 - It wasn't good. 541 00:26:20,109 --> 00:26:21,611 They've moved up the deadline. 542 00:26:21,611 --> 00:26:22,470 - Oh. 543 00:26:22,470 --> 00:26:25,653 - The only way to stop it is to actually do 50,000 rounds. 544 00:26:25,653 --> 00:26:26,581 - We can do that. 545 00:26:26,581 --> 00:26:28,048 - [Ray] In a month. 546 00:26:28,048 --> 00:26:28,925 - Oh. 547 00:26:28,925 --> 00:26:30,501 - That's over a thousand rounds a day. 548 00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:31,918 - 1,666 actually. 549 00:26:32,863 --> 00:26:33,791 - Shut up. 550 00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:36,765 - Point six, six, six, six, six. 551 00:26:36,765 --> 00:26:37,640 (door slamming) 552 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,557 Six, seven. 553 00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:43,363 (whimsical music) 554 00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:46,896 (ball cracking) 555 00:26:55,308 --> 00:26:56,141 - Hi Rick. 556 00:26:57,427 --> 00:26:59,858 - Hey Bogart, how's it goin'? 557 00:26:59,858 --> 00:27:02,691 - Good, just practicing for a lesson this evening. 558 00:27:02,691 --> 00:27:04,497 - Isn't that like cleaning before the maid comes? 559 00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:08,347 - (chuckling) I'd like not to make a fool of myself. 560 00:27:08,347 --> 00:27:09,537 Do you play golf? 561 00:27:09,537 --> 00:27:10,689 - Yeah, I'm on my school team. 562 00:27:10,689 --> 00:27:11,809 - Well, that's wonderful. 563 00:27:11,809 --> 00:27:13,386 You have a really good attitude. 564 00:27:13,386 --> 00:27:15,136 I bet you'll do well. 565 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:20,336 (golf balls crashing) 566 00:27:23,609 --> 00:27:26,493 - Did anyone lose a Titleist three? 567 00:27:26,493 --> 00:27:27,660 Or a Pinnacle? 568 00:27:28,943 --> 00:27:29,943 Or a Wilson? 569 00:27:31,221 --> 00:27:32,932 Oh, hello Wilson. 570 00:27:32,932 --> 00:27:34,459 We might just make it. 571 00:27:34,459 --> 00:27:36,331 Did that thought ever cross your brain? 572 00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:39,411 Well, regardless, I'd rather take my chances 573 00:27:39,411 --> 00:27:42,172 out there in the ocean than to stay here and die 574 00:27:42,172 --> 00:27:44,049 on this shit hole of an island, 575 00:27:44,049 --> 00:27:49,041 spending the rest of my life talking to a goddamn golf ball. 576 00:27:49,041 --> 00:27:50,041 Here you go. 577 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,991 - A feisty one. 578 00:27:54,991 --> 00:27:58,649 - I don't know if I'm in love or really, really scared. 579 00:27:58,649 --> 00:28:00,437 - [Bogart] It could be a fine line. 580 00:28:00,437 --> 00:28:01,765 - Sorry about your balls. 581 00:28:01,765 --> 00:28:04,917 - Oh fine, that's the most fun I've had in awhile. 582 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,244 - That's sad. 583 00:28:06,244 --> 00:28:08,025 - Look, go talk to her. 584 00:28:08,025 --> 00:28:08,904 - What? 585 00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:10,867 - [Bogart] You obviously like her. 586 00:28:10,867 --> 00:28:12,037 Go talk to her. 587 00:28:12,037 --> 00:28:14,173 - She's with her friend. 588 00:28:14,173 --> 00:28:15,854 - [Bogart] She's leaving. 589 00:28:15,854 --> 00:28:17,342 - What would I even say? 590 00:28:17,342 --> 00:28:18,639 - See if she wants some more... 591 00:28:18,639 --> 00:28:20,386 Ah, no, let's think. 592 00:28:20,386 --> 00:28:22,489 Tell her she has a lovely swing. 593 00:28:22,489 --> 00:28:24,291 - She does have a nice swing. 594 00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:25,163 - Don't tell me, 595 00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:25,996 tell her. 596 00:28:30,428 --> 00:28:32,595 (sighing) 597 00:28:38,323 --> 00:28:39,881 - Nice swing. 598 00:28:39,881 --> 00:28:41,543 - I bet you say that to all the girls. 599 00:28:41,543 --> 00:28:43,923 - Yeah, 'cause there's so many girls that play golf here. 600 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,799 - You know, you're kind of a smart ass. 601 00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:47,246 - Never been accused of that before. 602 00:28:47,246 --> 00:28:48,492 - That's surprising. 603 00:28:48,492 --> 00:28:49,892 Can you check my stance, please? 604 00:28:49,892 --> 00:28:50,802 - Excuse me? 605 00:28:50,802 --> 00:28:54,635 - Stand there and see if my stance looks good. 606 00:28:56,262 --> 00:28:57,331 Well? 607 00:28:57,331 --> 00:28:58,203 - Perfect. 608 00:28:58,203 --> 00:28:59,379 - No, seriously. 609 00:28:59,379 --> 00:29:00,237 - I am serious. 610 00:29:00,237 --> 00:29:01,568 Good spine angle, 611 00:29:01,568 --> 00:29:03,383 weight on the balls of your feet, 612 00:29:03,383 --> 00:29:04,400 good lines. 613 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,450 - Good lines? 614 00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:07,536 - Yeah, arms hanging naturally, 615 00:29:07,536 --> 00:29:09,869 knees bent but not too bent. 616 00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:13,960 Beautiful. 617 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,341 - That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 618 00:29:15,341 --> 00:29:16,358 (ball crashing) 619 00:29:16,358 --> 00:29:17,525 - Oops, shank. 620 00:29:18,470 --> 00:29:19,961 Sorry. 621 00:29:19,961 --> 00:29:21,202 - We should play, 622 00:29:21,202 --> 00:29:22,289 golf that is. 623 00:29:22,289 --> 00:29:23,122 - Yeah. 624 00:29:23,122 --> 00:29:23,955 - Yeah. 625 00:29:23,955 --> 00:29:24,788 - Yeah, for sure. 626 00:29:24,788 --> 00:29:25,621 - Yeah. 627 00:29:27,209 --> 00:29:29,576 - Well, I better be getting back to work now. 628 00:29:29,576 --> 00:29:30,409 - Okay. 629 00:29:31,382 --> 00:29:32,903 (balls crashing) 630 00:29:32,903 --> 00:29:35,736 (whimsical music) 631 00:29:41,724 --> 00:29:43,436 - I thought you'd be rolling into the parking lot 632 00:29:43,436 --> 00:29:45,014 right about now. 633 00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:46,255 - No, I listened. 634 00:29:46,255 --> 00:29:48,514 I even hit a quick bucket of balls. 635 00:29:48,514 --> 00:29:49,736 - Quick bucket? 636 00:29:49,736 --> 00:29:51,063 All drivers? 637 00:29:51,063 --> 00:29:52,942 - About half. 638 00:29:52,942 --> 00:29:54,324 - [Ray] Are half the shots you're gonna hit today 639 00:29:54,324 --> 00:29:55,392 gonna be drivers? 640 00:29:55,392 --> 00:29:56,354 - Well, no. 641 00:29:56,354 --> 00:29:57,614 - Hit any putts? 642 00:29:57,614 --> 00:29:59,275 - Well, no, I didn't have time. 643 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:00,693 - So you're not gonna put today? 644 00:30:00,693 --> 00:30:02,985 - Well, no, I mean- 645 00:30:02,985 --> 00:30:05,295 - I predict that 40 to 50% of the shots 646 00:30:05,295 --> 00:30:07,325 you're gonna hit today are gonna be putts. 647 00:30:07,325 --> 00:30:09,281 But you didn't think to practice putting. 648 00:30:09,281 --> 00:30:11,105 Unless of course you're an amazing putter. 649 00:30:11,105 --> 00:30:12,902 - Definitely not. 650 00:30:12,902 --> 00:30:14,462 - [Ray] Come on, get on with it. 651 00:30:14,462 --> 00:30:16,254 - Would you like the honor? 652 00:30:16,254 --> 00:30:18,337 - I'm not here for honor. 653 00:30:34,029 --> 00:30:35,779 It gets dark at nine. 654 00:30:38,052 --> 00:30:40,380 (club crashing) 655 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:41,630 - Sorry, sorry. 656 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,512 (ball cracking) 657 00:30:57,512 --> 00:30:58,756 - Nice shot. 658 00:30:58,756 --> 00:30:59,923 - Gee, thanks. 659 00:31:07,559 --> 00:31:10,289 (ball cracking) 660 00:31:10,289 --> 00:31:11,899 Want that one again? 661 00:31:11,899 --> 00:31:13,189 - Come on. 662 00:31:13,189 --> 00:31:16,022 (whimsical music) 663 00:31:52,798 --> 00:31:54,239 Got it figured out? 664 00:31:54,239 --> 00:31:55,657 - I think so. 665 00:31:55,657 --> 00:31:57,020 - Got the line. 666 00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:58,261 - [Bogart] Think so. 667 00:31:58,261 --> 00:32:00,259 - I bet you miss by six feet. 668 00:32:00,259 --> 00:32:02,826 - I don't know, you're the pro and all. 669 00:32:02,826 --> 00:32:04,407 But it's a pretty straight putt, 670 00:32:04,407 --> 00:32:06,559 and I got a pretty good read on it. 671 00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:07,392 - Okay. 672 00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:10,142 (birds chirping) 673 00:32:18,291 --> 00:32:19,124 - Oooo. 674 00:32:21,582 --> 00:32:22,912 - See? 675 00:32:22,912 --> 00:32:23,745 - See what? 676 00:32:23,745 --> 00:32:24,662 I nearly made it. 677 00:32:24,662 --> 00:32:25,876 - You missed by six feet. 678 00:32:25,876 --> 00:32:26,876 - I did not. 679 00:32:31,877 --> 00:32:33,889 What, I haven't finished yet. 680 00:32:33,889 --> 00:32:35,345 - Yeah, you have. 681 00:32:35,345 --> 00:32:38,345 (crickets chirping) 682 00:32:41,364 --> 00:32:43,112 Okay, stop. 683 00:32:43,112 --> 00:32:44,740 Now that we've got your pre-shot routine 684 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:47,736 down to under five minutes, it's time to ask, 685 00:32:47,736 --> 00:32:49,010 what are you aiming at? 686 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:49,939 - What do you mean? 687 00:32:49,939 --> 00:32:51,285 - It's not a difficult question. 688 00:32:51,285 --> 00:32:52,580 What are you aiming at? 689 00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:53,597 - The fairway? 690 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,837 - There's four acres of fairway out there. 691 00:32:55,837 --> 00:32:57,746 You just aiming for four acres? 692 00:32:57,746 --> 00:32:58,773 - Yeah. 693 00:32:58,773 --> 00:33:00,247 - Aim for something. 694 00:33:00,247 --> 00:33:02,435 In tennis they're not just aiming for the service box, 695 00:33:02,435 --> 00:33:04,795 they're aiming for two square inches of it. 696 00:33:04,795 --> 00:33:08,466 In basketball they're aiming for a specific spot on the rim. 697 00:33:08,466 --> 00:33:10,204 In hockey they're not just aiming for the net. 698 00:33:10,204 --> 00:33:12,217 They're aiming for a postage stamp 699 00:33:12,217 --> 00:33:14,513 above the goalie's shoulder. 700 00:33:14,513 --> 00:33:16,123 - I don't know hockey. 701 00:33:16,123 --> 00:33:17,192 - Don't be a dick. 702 00:33:17,192 --> 00:33:18,835 Don't just aim for the fairway. 703 00:33:18,835 --> 00:33:21,143 Aim for a tree off in the distance. 704 00:33:21,143 --> 00:33:23,944 And don't just aim for a tree, aim for a branch. 705 00:33:23,944 --> 00:33:27,286 Better yet, a leaf on that branch. 706 00:33:27,286 --> 00:33:29,682 If you aim for the fairway and you miss, 707 00:33:29,682 --> 00:33:31,173 you miss the fairway. 708 00:33:31,173 --> 00:33:33,480 If you aim for a sprinkler head and you miss 709 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,986 you're still in the fairway. 710 00:33:34,986 --> 00:33:35,933 You follow? 711 00:33:35,933 --> 00:33:37,492 - That was very Robert Shaw. 712 00:33:37,492 --> 00:33:38,402 - Yeah? 713 00:33:38,402 --> 00:33:39,834 I was going for that. 714 00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:40,834 Now come on. 715 00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:43,254 - Okay, I'm aiming. 716 00:33:44,562 --> 00:33:46,643 - [Ray] What are you aiming for? 717 00:33:46,643 --> 00:33:49,023 - You see that ground under repair sign, 718 00:33:49,023 --> 00:33:51,389 slap dab in the middle of the fairway? 719 00:33:51,389 --> 00:33:53,002 - Now don't just aim for the sign. 720 00:33:53,002 --> 00:33:56,081 Aim for a word or even a letter in under. 721 00:33:56,081 --> 00:33:59,526 - Nevermind that, I'm aiming for printed in Japan. 722 00:33:59,526 --> 00:34:00,443 - Atta boy. 723 00:34:02,816 --> 00:34:05,090 (ball cracking) 724 00:34:05,090 --> 00:34:06,666 Nice shot. 725 00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:07,499 - Yes. 726 00:34:13,284 --> 00:34:15,789 Come on, my son taught me this. 727 00:34:15,789 --> 00:34:17,871 - No, I'm not doing that. 728 00:34:18,992 --> 00:34:21,058 - Anyway, you're brilliant. 729 00:34:21,058 --> 00:34:22,599 - I didn't hit the drive. 730 00:34:22,599 --> 00:34:24,328 Come on, this hole's far from over. 731 00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:27,161 (whimsical music) 732 00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:38,293 Nice drive. 733 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:40,869 Now, choose your club. 734 00:34:40,869 --> 00:34:42,442 What the hell is that? 735 00:34:42,442 --> 00:34:43,319 - What do you mean? 736 00:34:43,319 --> 00:34:44,210 It's a three-wood. 737 00:34:44,210 --> 00:34:45,311 - Why'd you pull your three-wood out? 738 00:34:45,311 --> 00:34:48,905 Do you know how hard it is to hit a three-wood off the deck? 739 00:34:48,905 --> 00:34:51,266 - But it's 300 yards to the pin. 740 00:34:51,266 --> 00:34:53,857 - Can you hit a three-way 300 yards? 741 00:34:53,857 --> 00:34:54,734 - Well, no. 742 00:34:54,734 --> 00:34:58,167 - Can you hit anything 300 yards? 743 00:34:58,167 --> 00:34:59,184 - No, but. 744 00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:00,794 - [Ray] So are we agreed that 745 00:35:00,794 --> 00:35:03,053 you're not getting there in one shot? 746 00:35:03,053 --> 00:35:03,993 - Of course. 747 00:35:03,993 --> 00:35:05,736 - What's your 150 yard club. 748 00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:08,236 - I'd say maybe my seven iron. 749 00:35:09,264 --> 00:35:10,193 - I'd say maybe. 750 00:35:10,193 --> 00:35:12,503 Bogart, you have to know how far your clubs go, 751 00:35:12,503 --> 00:35:14,234 each and every club. 752 00:35:14,234 --> 00:35:17,940 For now, let's assume your seven iron goes 150 yards. 753 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:19,363 - [Bogart] Okay. 754 00:35:19,363 --> 00:35:20,287 - Don't just stand there. 755 00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:21,285 Get your seven iron. 756 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:22,475 - Oh, what now? 757 00:35:22,475 --> 00:35:23,353 - Yes now. 758 00:35:23,353 --> 00:35:25,017 What's your target? 759 00:35:25,017 --> 00:35:27,184 - Well, I'm 300 yards out. 760 00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:31,947 Maybe the 150 yard marker in the middle of the fairway? 761 00:35:31,947 --> 00:35:34,636 - Give the man a gold star. 762 00:35:34,636 --> 00:35:36,287 Now come on, hit it. 763 00:35:36,287 --> 00:35:39,120 (whimsical music) 764 00:35:48,535 --> 00:35:51,202 (ball cracking) 765 00:35:55,678 --> 00:35:58,006 - [Announcer] Jim, Bogart has a perfect lie 766 00:35:58,006 --> 00:36:00,020 in the middle of the fairway, 767 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:02,018 right by the 150 yard marker. 768 00:36:02,018 --> 00:36:04,846 But it shouldn't interfere with his swing. 769 00:36:04,846 --> 00:36:05,830 - How far? 770 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,369 - [Announcer] He's consulting with his caddy, 771 00:36:08,369 --> 00:36:09,202 getting a yardage. 772 00:36:09,202 --> 00:36:11,952 (birds chirping) 773 00:36:17,078 --> 00:36:17,911 - 150. 774 00:36:18,986 --> 00:36:20,704 - [Announcer] 150. 775 00:36:20,704 --> 00:36:23,275 That should be right in Bogart's wheelhouse. 776 00:36:23,275 --> 00:36:24,988 All he needs to do is put this close 777 00:36:24,988 --> 00:36:28,016 and the championship should be his. 778 00:36:28,016 --> 00:36:30,933 - Hey Walter Mitty, get on with it. 779 00:36:33,423 --> 00:36:34,612 - Seven iron again? 780 00:36:34,612 --> 00:36:36,112 - You're a genius. 781 00:36:39,394 --> 00:36:42,061 (ball cracking) 782 00:36:48,443 --> 00:36:50,861 See, you don't suck at golf. 783 00:36:50,861 --> 00:36:52,919 You're just not very smart. 784 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:53,951 - Hey. 785 00:36:53,951 --> 00:36:55,701 - I was only kidding. 786 00:36:56,978 --> 00:36:59,238 - Hey, you haven't taken your shot. 787 00:36:59,238 --> 00:37:01,672 - I haven't had a shot in three holes now. 788 00:37:01,672 --> 00:37:03,194 - Really? 789 00:37:03,194 --> 00:37:05,047 - You've been too focused to notice. 790 00:37:05,047 --> 00:37:06,274 - Oh gosh, I'm sorry. 791 00:37:06,274 --> 00:37:07,151 - Don't be sorry. 792 00:37:07,151 --> 00:37:09,442 It's your focus that's making you play better. 793 00:37:09,442 --> 00:37:10,404 - I guess you're right. 794 00:37:10,404 --> 00:37:11,990 - Oh, I'm right. 795 00:37:11,990 --> 00:37:14,351 - You know, I envy you, Ray. 796 00:37:14,351 --> 00:37:15,369 - Envy me? 797 00:37:15,369 --> 00:37:17,520 - Sure, you're working at a golf course, 798 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,279 no stress, playing golf every day. 799 00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:21,298 - Are you kidding me? 800 00:37:21,298 --> 00:37:22,558 Playing golf every day? 801 00:37:22,558 --> 00:37:24,940 How many times have you played golf this year? 802 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:26,429 - It's 102, 803 00:37:26,429 --> 00:37:27,346 today, 103. 804 00:37:28,335 --> 00:37:31,013 - I've played seven times. 805 00:37:31,013 --> 00:37:32,013 Seven times. 806 00:37:33,443 --> 00:37:37,526 It should be me envying you, except that I don't. 807 00:37:38,503 --> 00:37:41,494 I'm only here because we made a deal. 808 00:37:41,494 --> 00:37:42,773 I should be back in my office 809 00:37:42,773 --> 00:37:45,046 trying to figure out a way to save the golf course. 810 00:37:45,046 --> 00:37:46,163 - Save it? 811 00:37:46,163 --> 00:37:47,195 From what? 812 00:37:47,195 --> 00:37:48,145 - From closing. 813 00:37:48,145 --> 00:37:51,312 Somebody on town council wants to shut down the golf course. 814 00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:52,902 I haven't even unpacked, 815 00:37:52,902 --> 00:37:54,463 and they wanna close it. 816 00:37:54,463 --> 00:37:56,158 - Which councilor? 817 00:37:56,158 --> 00:37:57,549 - Cruella Deville or something like that. 818 00:37:57,549 --> 00:37:59,526 - (chuckling) Sue Ella Lamille. 819 00:37:59,526 --> 00:38:00,577 - That's her. 820 00:38:00,577 --> 00:38:02,817 - So what are we gonna do about it? 821 00:38:02,817 --> 00:38:03,690 - We? 822 00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:04,969 - Sure, I can help. 823 00:38:04,969 --> 00:38:06,457 - There's nothing you can do about it. 824 00:38:06,457 --> 00:38:08,240 Unless you know 25,000 people 825 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:11,657 who can play golf here in the next month. 826 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,513 (whimsical music) 827 00:38:23,212 --> 00:38:24,103 - Oh, there he is. 828 00:38:24,103 --> 00:38:25,413 Oh, Rick. 829 00:38:25,413 --> 00:38:26,726 - Oh, I'm on my way home. 830 00:38:26,726 --> 00:38:28,042 Do you need something from inside? 831 00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:29,006 - Just inside your brain. 832 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:30,443 - We have a rules question for you. 833 00:38:30,443 --> 00:38:32,403 - Well, you're a pro, you should know. 834 00:38:32,403 --> 00:38:33,472 - I'm not actually- 835 00:38:33,472 --> 00:38:36,025 - Gladys and I were just finishing a match on the ninth. 836 00:38:36,025 --> 00:38:37,274 - We just played nine 'cause we're old. 837 00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:38,323 - Speak for yourself. 838 00:38:38,323 --> 00:38:41,805 Anyway, I was on the green and Gladys was just off. 839 00:38:41,805 --> 00:38:43,554 - I'm having trouble with my irons. 840 00:38:43,554 --> 00:38:45,968 I can hit my driver like a son of a bitch, but. 841 00:38:45,968 --> 00:38:47,946 - But she was off the green and I was on, 842 00:38:47,946 --> 00:38:50,333 and she refused to play first. 843 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:53,866 - Because I was closest to the pin. 844 00:38:53,866 --> 00:38:56,615 If I'd have gone first, she would've seen the line. 845 00:38:56,615 --> 00:38:58,067 The match was tied. 846 00:38:58,067 --> 00:38:59,660 So this was for the whole shootin' works. 847 00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:00,493 - Shooting match. 848 00:39:00,493 --> 00:39:01,326 - I knew it was a match. 849 00:39:01,326 --> 00:39:03,133 I'm not in the home yet. 850 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:05,042 - Okay, so Alice, you were on the green. 851 00:39:05,042 --> 00:39:05,875 - Correct. 852 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:08,342 - And Gladys was off, but that doesn't really matter. 853 00:39:08,342 --> 00:39:11,090 The question is who was farthest from the pin. 854 00:39:11,090 --> 00:39:11,982 - Really? 855 00:39:11,982 --> 00:39:14,065 Well, that's hard to say. 856 00:39:16,252 --> 00:39:17,568 It is not. 857 00:39:17,568 --> 00:39:19,119 You darn well, I measured. 858 00:39:19,119 --> 00:39:21,992 Alice was exactly 20 handbags further away 859 00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:23,782 and I was 16. 860 00:39:23,782 --> 00:39:24,914 - Handbags? 861 00:39:24,914 --> 00:39:26,755 - Yeah, handbags. 862 00:39:26,755 --> 00:39:29,083 I had nothing else to measure with so I use the handbags. 863 00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:30,951 - So if you used handbags, that settles it. 864 00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:32,145 Alice should have played first 865 00:39:32,145 --> 00:39:33,456 as she was farther from the pin 866 00:39:33,456 --> 00:39:35,715 and being on or off the green doesn't really matter. 867 00:39:35,715 --> 00:39:39,163 Which means you played out of turn and you lose the hole. 868 00:39:39,163 --> 00:39:40,405 - What a crock. 869 00:39:40,405 --> 00:39:42,615 - You owe me a loony. 870 00:39:42,615 --> 00:39:44,032 - You're a loony. 871 00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:47,751 - Lisa? 872 00:39:47,751 --> 00:39:49,443 She's out on the course right now. 873 00:39:49,443 --> 00:39:51,202 Yeah I know what an inhaler is. 874 00:39:51,202 --> 00:39:52,702 What, is she okay? 875 00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:56,079 Of course I can, anything. 876 00:39:56,079 --> 00:39:57,045 Ladies change room? 877 00:39:57,045 --> 00:39:59,020 I can't do that. 878 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:01,420 Of course I don't want her to die. 879 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:02,556 Eighth hole? 880 00:40:02,556 --> 00:40:04,533 Okay, I'm on it. 881 00:40:04,533 --> 00:40:05,953 - Okay, thanks. 882 00:40:05,953 --> 00:40:07,036 And do hurry. 883 00:40:08,142 --> 00:40:09,892 He really is quite adorable. 884 00:40:09,892 --> 00:40:12,809 (whimsical music) 885 00:40:28,829 --> 00:40:31,662 (pedal squeaking) 886 00:40:33,782 --> 00:40:37,449 (dramatic orchestral music) 887 00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:08,664 (birds chirping) 888 00:42:19,315 --> 00:42:20,387 - Here. 889 00:42:20,387 --> 00:42:21,264 - What's this? 890 00:42:21,264 --> 00:42:22,315 Who are you? 891 00:42:22,315 --> 00:42:23,187 - It's me, Rick. 892 00:42:23,187 --> 00:42:24,376 That's your inhaler. 893 00:42:24,376 --> 00:42:25,287 - Take your helmet off. 894 00:42:25,287 --> 00:42:28,120 (gasping for air) 895 00:42:29,697 --> 00:42:30,766 - I know it's an inhaler. 896 00:42:30,766 --> 00:42:32,391 Well, why are you giving it to me? 897 00:42:32,391 --> 00:42:34,103 - Don't you need it? 898 00:42:34,103 --> 00:42:35,839 - Well sometimes, but not right now. 899 00:42:35,839 --> 00:42:38,067 - Five minutes ago? 900 00:42:38,067 --> 00:42:38,900 - No. 901 00:42:39,978 --> 00:42:40,895 - Then why? 902 00:42:41,957 --> 00:42:43,497 - Here, take this. 903 00:42:43,497 --> 00:42:44,846 - Thanks. 904 00:42:44,846 --> 00:42:47,679 (gasping for air) 905 00:42:51,655 --> 00:42:53,141 Then why did someone phone me 906 00:42:53,141 --> 00:42:54,858 telling me you were having an asthma attack 907 00:42:54,858 --> 00:42:56,693 and to bring you your inhaler? 908 00:42:56,693 --> 00:42:58,632 - I wasn't having an attack. 909 00:42:58,632 --> 00:43:01,255 I have a spare inhaler in my golf bag. 910 00:43:01,255 --> 00:43:02,689 Where'd you get that? 911 00:43:02,689 --> 00:43:04,370 - You're backpack in the lady's change room. 912 00:43:04,370 --> 00:43:05,245 - What? 913 00:43:05,245 --> 00:43:06,664 You went through my backpack. 914 00:43:06,664 --> 00:43:08,922 Why did you go through my backpack? 915 00:43:08,922 --> 00:43:10,742 And what were you doing in the ladies change room? 916 00:43:10,742 --> 00:43:11,861 - They told me to. 917 00:43:11,861 --> 00:43:13,034 - They? 918 00:43:13,034 --> 00:43:14,290 - Your friend on the phone. 919 00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:15,989 She said you were having an asthma attack. 920 00:43:15,989 --> 00:43:17,355 - Oh. 921 00:43:17,355 --> 00:43:18,284 - Oh? 922 00:43:18,284 --> 00:43:20,136 - I think someone's messing with you. 923 00:43:20,136 --> 00:43:22,026 - That much I figured out already. 924 00:43:22,026 --> 00:43:24,322 - I think my friend Sally put you up to this. 925 00:43:24,322 --> 00:43:25,195 - It's not funny. 926 00:43:25,195 --> 00:43:26,102 I thought you were dying. 927 00:43:26,102 --> 00:43:28,224 Not to mention a lot of the ride was uphill. 928 00:43:28,224 --> 00:43:29,586 - Well, I think you're sweet. 929 00:43:29,586 --> 00:43:30,482 - You do? 930 00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:31,425 - For sure. 931 00:43:31,425 --> 00:43:33,992 My knight in shining armor, come to save me. 932 00:43:33,992 --> 00:43:36,185 - Last week I got a call saying that Mr. Bambrick 933 00:43:36,185 --> 00:43:38,532 was having a heart attack on the 11th. 934 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:39,634 I brought up the defibrillator 935 00:43:39,634 --> 00:43:42,116 and turns out it was just heartburn. 936 00:43:42,116 --> 00:43:43,743 - [Lisa] Well, that killed the moment. 937 00:43:43,743 --> 00:43:46,685 - Sorry, I got a $10 tip out of it though. 938 00:43:46,685 --> 00:43:48,454 - Are you suggesting I should give you a tip? 939 00:43:48,454 --> 00:43:50,064 - Oh no, I didn't mean that. 940 00:43:50,064 --> 00:43:51,865 - How about if I let you walk in with me? 941 00:43:51,865 --> 00:43:53,561 - Um, okay. 942 00:43:53,561 --> 00:43:55,680 - I'm sorry, that must've sounded awful. 943 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,162 - No, I'd be happy to. 944 00:43:57,162 --> 00:44:00,245 - Maybe you can give me a tip or two. 945 00:44:07,418 --> 00:44:11,162 ♪ Girl you've got that smile ♪ 946 00:44:11,162 --> 00:44:15,320 ♪ It makes my heart beat every day ♪ 947 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:19,640 ♪ And you got that way ♪ 948 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:23,838 ♪ Of making it easy to fall for you ♪ 949 00:44:23,838 --> 00:44:25,896 ♪ I do ♪ 950 00:44:25,896 --> 00:44:28,658 ♪ Promise two ♪ 951 00:44:28,658 --> 00:44:32,677 ♪ Hands to hold you when you're cold ♪ 952 00:44:32,677 --> 00:44:35,915 ♪ I can't help it ♪ 953 00:44:35,915 --> 00:44:38,998 ♪ I'm a fool for you ♪ 954 00:44:54,068 --> 00:44:57,766 ♪ Girl you've got those eyes ♪ 955 00:44:57,766 --> 00:45:02,214 ♪ That still gleam under the pale moonlight ♪ 956 00:45:02,214 --> 00:45:03,547 - Get a move on. 957 00:45:06,251 --> 00:45:08,084 ♪ You ♪ 958 00:45:12,634 --> 00:45:14,206 ♪ I'm a fool for ♪ - Can I walk you home? 959 00:45:14,206 --> 00:45:16,249 - No, I'm gonna hang out on the putting green. 960 00:45:16,249 --> 00:45:17,307 - Oh really? 961 00:45:17,307 --> 00:45:19,267 - Yeah, well just until my mom picks me up. 962 00:45:19,267 --> 00:45:20,184 - Oh, okay. 963 00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:23,505 Bye. - Bye. 964 00:45:23,505 --> 00:45:25,068 Oh, your helmet. 965 00:45:25,068 --> 00:45:26,907 - Yeah, my helmet. 966 00:45:26,907 --> 00:45:28,203 - Yeah. 967 00:45:28,203 --> 00:45:29,036 - Ope. 968 00:45:31,435 --> 00:45:32,442 - Okay, see ya. 969 00:45:32,442 --> 00:45:33,275 - See ya. 970 00:45:35,052 --> 00:45:36,053 - Your clubs. 971 00:45:36,053 --> 00:45:38,277 - Right, my clubs. 972 00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:43,277 ♪ I'm so in love with ♪ 973 00:45:43,772 --> 00:45:45,605 ♪ You ♪ 974 00:45:50,912 --> 00:45:53,912 (people chattering) 975 00:45:55,379 --> 00:45:56,212 - More tea? 976 00:45:56,212 --> 00:45:57,045 Another sandwich? 977 00:45:57,045 --> 00:45:57,878 - No, thank you. 978 00:45:57,878 --> 00:45:58,711 - No? 979 00:45:58,711 --> 00:45:59,778 - Is that surprising? 980 00:45:59,778 --> 00:46:01,487 - Well, you do like your tea and your sandwiches. 981 00:46:01,487 --> 00:46:03,507 - I do, don't I? 982 00:46:03,507 --> 00:46:05,595 But if I have any more I won't sleep tonight, 983 00:46:05,595 --> 00:46:07,329 and I have trouble sleeping as it is. 984 00:46:07,329 --> 00:46:08,935 - Aww, I'm sorry. 985 00:46:08,935 --> 00:46:10,867 Whatcha reading? 986 00:46:10,867 --> 00:46:12,910 (laughing) 987 00:46:12,910 --> 00:46:14,507 - I think somebody's trying to tell me something. 988 00:46:14,507 --> 00:46:15,398 - A gift? 989 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:16,271 - It was a mystery gift. 990 00:46:16,271 --> 00:46:17,899 Someone left it in my day locker. 991 00:46:17,899 --> 00:46:19,197 No idea who. 992 00:46:19,197 --> 00:46:21,208 - Somebody who played behind you, perhaps? 993 00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:22,766 - [Bogart] Ha ha, very funny. 994 00:46:22,766 --> 00:46:23,658 - I'll get you some change. 995 00:46:23,658 --> 00:46:24,777 - No, that's good. 996 00:46:24,777 --> 00:46:25,658 Thank you very much. 997 00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:26,726 - Thank you. 998 00:46:26,726 --> 00:46:28,265 Will I see you tomorrow? 999 00:46:28,265 --> 00:46:30,105 - Does bear go number two in the woods? 1000 00:46:30,105 --> 00:46:31,152 - You're funny. 1001 00:46:31,152 --> 00:46:32,496 - [Bogart] (chuckling) Thank you. 1002 00:46:32,496 --> 00:46:33,686 - See you tomorrow, Bogart. 1003 00:46:33,686 --> 00:46:35,808 - [Bogart] Thanks for everything, Lauren. 1004 00:46:35,808 --> 00:46:37,680 - Honey, there's some pizza in the kitchen. 1005 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:38,612 Would you like some? 1006 00:46:38,612 --> 00:46:40,150 - Oh, thank you, but I can't. 1007 00:46:40,150 --> 00:46:41,024 - It's on me. 1008 00:46:41,024 --> 00:46:42,844 We're closing, it'll just get thrown out. 1009 00:46:42,844 --> 00:46:44,240 - But you're closing. 1010 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,073 - That's okay. 1011 00:46:45,073 --> 00:46:45,906 I have to cash out. 1012 00:46:45,906 --> 00:46:46,739 You have time. 1013 00:46:46,739 --> 00:46:47,572 - Are you sure? 1014 00:46:47,572 --> 00:46:48,405 - Of course I'm sure. 1015 00:46:48,405 --> 00:46:49,739 I'll be right back. 1016 00:46:49,739 --> 00:46:52,322 (gentle music) 1017 00:47:16,207 --> 00:47:17,658 Lisa? 1018 00:47:17,658 --> 00:47:18,742 What are you doing here? 1019 00:47:18,742 --> 00:47:19,918 I thought you went home. 1020 00:47:19,918 --> 00:47:21,866 - It's hard to explain. 1021 00:47:21,866 --> 00:47:22,916 I can't go home. 1022 00:47:22,916 --> 00:47:24,246 - What? 1023 00:47:24,246 --> 00:47:25,310 Why can't you go home? 1024 00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:27,447 - Well, my mom kicked me out 1025 00:47:27,447 --> 00:47:28,899 for her new boyfriend to move in. 1026 00:47:28,899 --> 00:47:30,149 - That's crazy. 1027 00:47:31,386 --> 00:47:33,239 - A little bit. 1028 00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,489 - So what are you gonna do? 1029 00:47:37,071 --> 00:47:39,560 You weren't gonna sleep here were you? 1030 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:40,592 You were. 1031 00:47:40,592 --> 00:47:41,763 - I'm sorry. 1032 00:47:41,763 --> 00:47:44,216 - Don't be sorry, you poor girl. 1033 00:47:44,216 --> 00:47:45,093 Just this once? 1034 00:47:45,093 --> 00:47:46,825 Or has this been going on for- 1035 00:47:46,825 --> 00:47:47,805 - A couple days? 1036 00:47:47,805 --> 00:47:49,873 - Well, it's not gonna happen tonight. 1037 00:47:49,873 --> 00:47:51,672 No, no, I didn't mean it like that. 1038 00:47:51,672 --> 00:47:53,422 I mean, you're gonna come home with me. 1039 00:47:53,422 --> 00:47:54,302 - I can't. 1040 00:47:54,302 --> 00:47:55,591 - Of course you can. 1041 00:47:55,591 --> 00:47:57,346 And you are. 1042 00:47:57,346 --> 00:47:58,675 Now come on, get your things. 1043 00:47:58,675 --> 00:47:59,508 You know what? 1044 00:47:59,508 --> 00:48:01,080 I'm only walking distance away. 1045 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,564 And it's a longish walk, 1046 00:48:02,564 --> 00:48:04,600 but that'll give us some time to talk, okay? 1047 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,473 - [Lisa] Okay. 1048 00:48:05,473 --> 00:48:08,056 (gentle music) 1049 00:48:12,092 --> 00:48:14,825 - Well that sounds hard. 1050 00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:15,754 - Well, I feel like I'm 1051 00:48:15,754 --> 00:48:17,555 making my mother sound like a monster. 1052 00:48:17,555 --> 00:48:20,463 - Well, certainly not mother of the year. 1053 00:48:20,463 --> 00:48:24,765 - Well, she's not that bad until she goes off her meds. 1054 00:48:24,765 --> 00:48:25,713 And then- - Why did she 1055 00:48:25,713 --> 00:48:26,652 go off her medications? 1056 00:48:26,652 --> 00:48:28,443 - Why does anyone go off their meds? 1057 00:48:28,443 --> 00:48:29,467 It makes them feel better. 1058 00:48:29,467 --> 00:48:30,342 And then- 1059 00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:31,531 - Then they think they're better 1060 00:48:31,531 --> 00:48:33,401 and then they stop. 1061 00:48:33,401 --> 00:48:35,783 - Yeah, and it keeps on happening. 1062 00:48:35,783 --> 00:48:37,902 - Well where's your dad in all this? 1063 00:48:37,902 --> 00:48:39,909 Oh, I'm sorry, do you have a dad? 1064 00:48:39,909 --> 00:48:42,891 - Yeah, he lives in Seattle. 1065 00:48:42,891 --> 00:48:45,233 - I don't know how to ask this delicately, 1066 00:48:45,233 --> 00:48:47,233 but doesn't he want you? 1067 00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:50,365 - Yeah, of course. 1068 00:48:50,365 --> 00:48:52,787 He fought for me in court, but then lost. 1069 00:48:52,787 --> 00:48:55,115 And then our mother, my mother moved us here. 1070 00:48:55,115 --> 00:48:57,369 - Does he know what's going on? 1071 00:48:57,369 --> 00:48:59,087 - Yeah, I told him. 1072 00:48:59,087 --> 00:49:00,029 - You told him that you're 1073 00:49:00,029 --> 00:49:01,795 sleeping outside at a golf course? 1074 00:49:01,795 --> 00:49:03,515 - Oh God, no. 1075 00:49:03,515 --> 00:49:05,067 I told him I'm staying at my friends. 1076 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:07,484 - Well, at least that's true. 1077 00:49:08,327 --> 00:49:10,408 You can stay with us as long as you need to. 1078 00:49:10,408 --> 00:49:12,688 - You and your husband? 1079 00:49:12,688 --> 00:49:14,424 - No, me and my son. 1080 00:49:14,424 --> 00:49:15,297 I'm a widow. 1081 00:49:15,297 --> 00:49:16,314 - Oh God, I'm so sorry. 1082 00:49:16,314 --> 00:49:17,625 - Oh, no, no, it's okay. 1083 00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:19,058 It happened a long time ago. 1084 00:49:19,058 --> 00:49:20,038 - How old's your son? 1085 00:49:20,038 --> 00:49:21,648 - He's 15. 1086 00:49:21,648 --> 00:49:22,871 You probably know him. 1087 00:49:22,871 --> 00:49:24,954 He works at the pro shop. 1088 00:49:26,867 --> 00:49:28,794 Lisa, what's wrong? 1089 00:49:28,794 --> 00:49:31,524 - Rick, Rick from the pro shop's your son? 1090 00:49:31,524 --> 00:49:33,162 - Yeah, he is. 1091 00:49:33,162 --> 00:49:34,704 - I can't go to your house. 1092 00:49:34,704 --> 00:49:36,107 - Why not? 1093 00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:39,507 - Because it would be the most embarrassing thing ever. 1094 00:49:39,507 --> 00:49:40,502 - Don't be silly. 1095 00:49:40,502 --> 00:49:42,134 Rick's a great kid. 1096 00:49:42,134 --> 00:49:44,638 He'll totally understand. 1097 00:49:44,638 --> 00:49:45,707 - What? 1098 00:49:45,707 --> 00:49:46,985 She can't come in here. 1099 00:49:46,985 --> 00:49:48,807 - Why on earth not? 1100 00:49:48,807 --> 00:49:50,837 - Because that'll be the most embarrassing thing ever. 1101 00:49:50,837 --> 00:49:51,991 - Don't be ridiculous. 1102 00:49:51,991 --> 00:49:53,497 The poor girl is in trouble, 1103 00:49:53,497 --> 00:49:55,282 and we are gonna help her out. 1104 00:49:55,282 --> 00:49:57,506 - A little warning would have been nice. 1105 00:49:57,506 --> 00:49:58,855 So I could clean my room. 1106 00:49:58,855 --> 00:50:02,194 - First, the hundred times I asked you to clean your room 1107 00:50:02,194 --> 00:50:03,545 should have been ample warning. 1108 00:50:03,545 --> 00:50:06,925 And second, she ain't goin' in your room. 1109 00:50:06,925 --> 00:50:10,616 But you could do me a favor before I bring her in. 1110 00:50:10,616 --> 00:50:11,493 - What? 1111 00:50:11,493 --> 00:50:13,160 - Put some pants on. 1112 00:50:15,553 --> 00:50:18,136 ("Every Road") 1113 00:50:35,561 --> 00:50:40,561 ♪ Maybe you're feelin' it comin' ♪ 1114 00:50:40,972 --> 00:50:45,594 ♪ Maybe it's nothin' at all ♪ 1115 00:50:45,594 --> 00:50:50,448 ♪ Sometimes change comes and pick you up ♪ 1116 00:50:50,448 --> 00:50:55,448 ♪ Just when you start to fall ♪ 1117 00:50:55,568 --> 00:51:00,568 ♪ Sometimes it's too familiar ♪ 1118 00:51:01,009 --> 00:51:05,230 ♪ And you've just gotta run ♪ 1119 00:51:05,230 --> 00:51:10,230 ♪ Or you can't find what you think you need ♪ 1120 00:51:10,426 --> 00:51:14,247 ♪ To do what must be done ♪ 1121 00:51:14,247 --> 00:51:16,670 ♪ But wherever you run ♪ 1122 00:51:16,670 --> 00:51:19,608 ♪ Wherever you roam ♪ 1123 00:51:19,608 --> 00:51:24,088 ♪ Every road is leading you home ♪ 1124 00:51:24,088 --> 00:51:26,670 ♪ Whatever may come ♪ 1125 00:51:26,670 --> 00:51:30,788 ♪ Whatever the load ♪ 1126 00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:33,550 ♪ Every road ♪ 1127 00:51:33,550 --> 00:51:36,967 ♪ Every road leads home ♪ 1128 00:51:46,467 --> 00:51:48,026 - I've done it. 1129 00:51:48,026 --> 00:51:49,325 - Excuse me? 1130 00:51:49,325 --> 00:51:52,012 - I signed up for the club championship next Sunday. 1131 00:51:52,012 --> 00:51:53,729 - Bogart, I'm in the middle of a putting lesson. 1132 00:51:53,729 --> 00:51:55,308 - I'll cut to the chase, 1133 00:51:55,308 --> 00:51:57,329 distance is more important than line. 1134 00:51:57,329 --> 00:51:58,849 That's all you need to know. 1135 00:51:58,849 --> 00:51:59,849 - Excuse me. 1136 00:52:01,970 --> 00:52:02,803 - Bogart. 1137 00:52:02,803 --> 00:52:04,868 - He's a very good teacher. 1138 00:52:04,868 --> 00:52:06,149 - Bogart, you've had one lesson. 1139 00:52:06,149 --> 00:52:07,052 I don't think that makes you ready 1140 00:52:07,052 --> 00:52:08,429 for the club championship. 1141 00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:11,031 - I'm not saying I'm gonna win the club championship, 1142 00:52:11,031 --> 00:52:12,989 but you taught me so much. 1143 00:52:12,989 --> 00:52:14,589 I just wanna play it. 1144 00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:16,749 But you only have one week to practice. 1145 00:52:16,749 --> 00:52:18,813 - I'm gonna practice every day. 1146 00:52:18,813 --> 00:52:20,349 Don't worry. 1147 00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:22,288 I don't care if I come last. 1148 00:52:22,288 --> 00:52:24,871 I just want the experience. 1149 00:52:24,871 --> 00:52:26,631 - All right, fill your boots. 1150 00:52:26,631 --> 00:52:27,866 - Lunch? 1151 00:52:27,866 --> 00:52:29,693 - I'm in the middle of a lesson. 1152 00:52:29,693 --> 00:52:31,133 - Oh yes, sorry. 1153 00:52:31,133 --> 00:52:33,853 Don't forget to tell them a bit about aiming small. 1154 00:52:33,853 --> 00:52:35,069 - Bye Bogart. 1155 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,472 - Better go. 1156 00:52:36,472 --> 00:52:37,722 Gotta practice. 1157 00:52:39,730 --> 00:52:42,480 ("Tomcat Prowl") 1158 00:53:15,271 --> 00:53:18,848 ♪ Been working like a dog gone crazy ♪ 1159 00:53:18,848 --> 00:53:22,711 ♪ I've been giving everything I've got ♪ 1160 00:53:22,711 --> 00:53:26,766 ♪ I need something short and sweet to save me ♪ 1161 00:53:26,766 --> 00:53:30,513 ♪ A little something that can hit the spot ♪ 1162 00:53:30,513 --> 00:53:34,351 ♪ I've been living like a man in a prison ♪ 1163 00:53:34,351 --> 00:53:38,273 ♪ I've been living like some monk in a cave ♪ 1164 00:53:38,273 --> 00:53:42,193 ♪ I need a woman with a good position ♪ 1165 00:53:42,193 --> 00:53:46,609 ♪ I start searching at the end of the day ♪ 1166 00:53:46,609 --> 00:53:48,491 ♪ Pack it in and go to town ♪ 1167 00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:53,491 ♪ When the sun goes down ♪ 1168 00:53:54,144 --> 00:53:56,111 ♪ And do the Tomcat prowl ♪ 1169 00:53:56,111 --> 00:54:01,111 ♪ When the sun goes down ♪ 1170 00:54:01,690 --> 00:54:05,647 ♪ I've been punching out a clock since 15 ♪ 1171 00:54:05,647 --> 00:54:09,752 ♪ I've been living on a working wage ♪ 1172 00:54:09,752 --> 00:54:13,368 ♪ Ya keep paying me and I'll keep lifting ♪ 1173 00:54:13,368 --> 00:54:17,568 ♪ I keep a-lifting 'til the end of the day ♪ 1174 00:54:17,568 --> 00:54:19,550 ♪ Then pack it in and go to town ♪ 1175 00:54:19,550 --> 00:54:24,170 ♪ When the sun goes down ♪ 1176 00:54:24,170 --> 00:54:25,312 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1177 00:54:25,312 --> 00:54:27,072 ♪ Do the Moondog howl ♪ 1178 00:54:27,072 --> 00:54:32,072 ♪ When the sun goes down ♪ 1179 00:54:32,814 --> 00:54:34,951 ♪ And do the Tomcat prowl ♪ 1180 00:54:34,951 --> 00:54:39,951 ♪ When the sun goes down ♪ 1181 00:54:40,836 --> 00:54:44,692 ♪ Gotta find a way to ease that pressure ♪ 1182 00:54:44,692 --> 00:54:48,574 ♪ Gotta find a way to ease that pain ♪ 1183 00:54:48,574 --> 00:54:52,516 ♪ Gotta find myself some buried treasure ♪ 1184 00:54:52,516 --> 00:54:57,271 ♪ Gotta find it before the sun ♪ 1185 00:54:57,271 --> 00:55:00,021 ♪ Comes up again ♪ 1186 00:55:14,196 --> 00:55:17,891 ♪ It doesn't matter if you're sane or crazy ♪ 1187 00:55:17,891 --> 00:55:21,673 ♪ It doesn't matter if you're weak or strong ♪ 1188 00:55:21,673 --> 00:55:25,636 ♪ It doesn't matter if your past is hazy ♪ 1189 00:55:25,636 --> 00:55:29,433 ♪ It doesn't matter you can all come along ♪ 1190 00:55:29,433 --> 00:55:31,771 ♪ Pack it in and go to town ♪ 1191 00:55:31,771 --> 00:55:36,771 ♪ When the sun goes down ♪ 1192 00:55:37,412 --> 00:55:41,722 ♪ And do the Tomcat prowl when the sun goes down ♪ 1193 00:55:41,722 --> 00:55:45,422 ♪ Down down down sun goes down ♪ 1194 00:55:45,422 --> 00:55:50,178 ♪ Pack it in and go to town when the sun goes down ♪ 1195 00:55:50,178 --> 00:55:52,239 ♪ Sun goes down ♪ 1196 00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:53,320 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1197 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:58,242 ♪ And do the Tomcat prowl when the sun goes down ♪ 1198 00:55:58,242 --> 00:56:01,075 ♪ Ow ♪ 1199 00:56:01,075 --> 00:56:06,075 ♪ Do the Moondog howl when the sun goes down ♪ 1200 00:56:06,178 --> 00:56:09,345 ♪ Oh I'm howlin' baby ♪ 1201 00:56:24,656 --> 00:56:27,073 (rock music) 1202 00:56:42,212 --> 00:56:44,711 - I'm here, on time, I've had a good breakfast. 1203 00:56:44,711 --> 00:56:46,550 I've warmed up properly. 1204 00:56:46,550 --> 00:56:47,895 I've counted my clubs. 1205 00:56:47,895 --> 00:56:49,069 I have 14. 1206 00:56:49,069 --> 00:56:52,568 And I'm ready to play the Club Championship, 1207 00:56:52,568 --> 00:56:53,485 the Club C. 1208 00:56:54,855 --> 00:56:55,852 - Awesome. 1209 00:56:55,852 --> 00:56:57,510 The Club Championship was yesterday. 1210 00:56:57,510 --> 00:56:58,572 - What? 1211 00:56:58,572 --> 00:56:59,815 - It was yesterday. 1212 00:56:59,815 --> 00:57:01,447 Dan Oakley won with a 68. 1213 00:57:01,447 --> 00:57:04,113 The good news is you finished in a tie for 73rd. 1214 00:57:04,113 --> 00:57:05,111 - I did? 1215 00:57:05,111 --> 00:57:06,855 - That's last place. 1216 00:57:06,855 --> 00:57:09,438 - Oh, well, I thought it was... 1217 00:57:11,590 --> 00:57:12,821 Oh darn. 1218 00:57:12,821 --> 00:57:15,697 - But you're all ready to play and these two need a fourth. 1219 00:57:15,697 --> 00:57:16,699 - Third? 1220 00:57:16,699 --> 00:57:17,701 - What'd you call me? 1221 00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:19,221 - Well, you said they needed a fourth. 1222 00:57:19,221 --> 00:57:20,219 - They do. 1223 00:57:20,219 --> 00:57:21,240 - Are you their third? 1224 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,577 - I'm not playing, I'm working. 1225 00:57:22,577 --> 00:57:27,515 - They're two, you're not a third, but you need a fourth? 1226 00:57:27,515 --> 00:57:28,499 - I don't need a fourth. 1227 00:57:28,499 --> 00:57:30,483 I told you, I'm not playing. 1228 00:57:30,483 --> 00:57:32,301 - Have you got a second? 1229 00:57:32,301 --> 00:57:34,153 Power cart three died on four. 1230 00:57:34,153 --> 00:57:35,007 - Which hole? 1231 00:57:35,007 --> 00:57:35,840 - Four. 1232 00:57:38,127 --> 00:57:40,643 - Take cart one to four and tow three back. 1233 00:57:40,643 --> 00:57:41,476 - 10 four. 1234 00:57:43,653 --> 00:57:45,456 - So these two are playing. 1235 00:57:45,456 --> 00:57:46,338 - Yes. 1236 00:57:46,338 --> 00:57:47,528 - And they need a fourth. 1237 00:57:47,528 --> 00:57:48,649 - Correct. 1238 00:57:48,649 --> 00:57:50,163 - Not a third? 1239 00:57:50,163 --> 00:57:51,421 So who's their third again? 1240 00:57:51,421 --> 00:57:53,377 - You, try to keep up. 1241 00:57:53,377 --> 00:57:54,229 - I will. 1242 00:57:54,229 --> 00:57:55,707 I hate slow play. 1243 00:57:55,707 --> 00:57:58,289 Bogart, meet Jenny Ma and Victor Lowe. 1244 00:57:58,289 --> 00:57:59,411 - Nice to meet you. 1245 00:57:59,411 --> 00:58:01,351 Is this your first time playing Woodlands? 1246 00:58:01,351 --> 00:58:02,913 - No, we've played here before. 1247 00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:05,803 - But we have to warn you, we suck at golf. 1248 00:58:05,803 --> 00:58:07,703 - Don't we all? 1249 00:58:07,703 --> 00:58:10,286 (upbeat music) 1250 00:58:25,331 --> 00:58:26,248 - [Bogart] Yes. 1251 00:58:26,248 --> 00:58:28,598 - Your putting's very good. 1252 00:58:28,598 --> 00:58:31,107 In fact, that fourth putt's particularly good. 1253 00:58:31,107 --> 00:58:33,146 - Well it's half the game, isn't it? 1254 00:58:33,146 --> 00:58:34,608 - In your case, definitely. 1255 00:58:34,608 --> 00:58:37,191 (upbeat music) 1256 00:58:50,353 --> 00:58:52,323 - it looks like we've got a bit of a wait. 1257 00:58:52,323 --> 00:58:53,957 - Do you play this course often? 1258 00:58:53,957 --> 00:58:55,347 - Every day if I can. 1259 00:58:55,347 --> 00:58:56,335 What about you guys? 1260 00:58:56,335 --> 00:58:57,561 - Only just recently. 1261 00:58:57,561 --> 00:58:58,801 We fell in love with the course 1262 00:58:58,801 --> 00:59:01,319 and that's half the reason why we bought next door. 1263 00:59:01,319 --> 00:59:02,185 - You bought a house? 1264 00:59:02,185 --> 00:59:03,477 - An inn, actually. 1265 00:59:03,477 --> 00:59:05,109 - I didn't know there was an inn nearby. 1266 00:59:05,109 --> 00:59:06,689 - Because we haven't built it yet. 1267 00:59:06,689 --> 00:59:08,627 - Oh, you bought the land down by the water. 1268 00:59:08,627 --> 00:59:09,529 - We did. 1269 00:59:09,529 --> 00:59:11,462 - Please tell me you're gonna put in a marina, 1270 00:59:11,462 --> 00:59:13,828 A marina and inn overlooking the golf course. 1271 00:59:13,828 --> 00:59:15,767 - We're already planning golf packages. 1272 00:59:15,767 --> 00:59:17,244 We're really excited. 1273 00:59:17,244 --> 00:59:18,077 - Oh. 1274 00:59:19,620 --> 00:59:21,021 - You don't think it's a good idea? 1275 00:59:21,021 --> 00:59:23,129 - I think it's a great idea. 1276 00:59:23,129 --> 00:59:24,357 There's only one problem. 1277 00:59:24,357 --> 00:59:25,259 - What's that? 1278 00:59:25,259 --> 00:59:26,871 - The golf course will probably be closed 1279 00:59:26,871 --> 00:59:28,450 by the time you get the inn built. 1280 00:59:28,450 --> 00:59:29,543 - Closed? 1281 00:59:29,543 --> 00:59:30,667 - Yes, you haven't heard? 1282 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:32,875 Council wants to close the golf course. 1283 00:59:32,875 --> 00:59:34,098 - Don't tell me they're gonna 1284 00:59:34,098 --> 00:59:35,883 turn it into an outlet mall. 1285 00:59:35,883 --> 00:59:37,903 - Worse, a park. 1286 00:59:37,903 --> 00:59:39,507 - Why didn't we know about this? 1287 00:59:39,507 --> 00:59:41,189 - I think everyone was clinging to the hope 1288 00:59:41,189 --> 00:59:42,549 it would stay open, 1289 00:59:42,549 --> 00:59:43,938 but they need 50,000 rounds 1290 00:59:43,938 --> 00:59:46,117 by the end of this month for that to happen. 1291 00:59:46,117 --> 00:59:47,241 - Where are they now? 1292 00:59:47,241 --> 00:59:48,463 - 20,000. 1293 00:59:48,463 --> 00:59:49,585 - That's impossible. 1294 00:59:49,585 --> 00:59:51,421 - Maybe if we put up some posters, 1295 00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,633 go crazy on social media. 1296 00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,025 - Honey, it's impossible. 1297 00:59:55,025 --> 00:59:57,881 - Victor it's gonna be pretty hard to sell golf packages 1298 00:59:57,881 --> 00:59:59,631 if there's no golf course. 1299 00:59:59,631 --> 01:00:00,841 - Don't get mad at me. 1300 01:00:00,841 --> 01:00:02,015 - Has your sale gone through? 1301 01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:03,017 - It's in escrow. 1302 01:00:03,017 --> 01:00:05,057 - You don't know me from a hole in the ground, 1303 01:00:05,057 --> 01:00:07,519 but real estate and development is what I do. 1304 01:00:07,519 --> 01:00:09,835 Would you mind if I had to look at the contract? 1305 01:00:09,835 --> 01:00:11,085 I have an idea. 1306 01:00:12,759 --> 01:00:14,554 An awful idea. 1307 01:00:14,554 --> 01:00:15,411 - Awful? 1308 01:00:15,411 --> 01:00:17,578 - A wonderful, awful idea. 1309 01:00:18,811 --> 01:00:21,228 (rock music) 1310 01:01:09,816 --> 01:01:10,990 - So that's it then. 1311 01:01:10,990 --> 01:01:13,116 We have the town hall booked for Friday. 1312 01:01:13,116 --> 01:01:14,594 I'll bring the tea and the sandwiches. 1313 01:01:14,594 --> 01:01:15,834 - This is all fine and dandy, 1314 01:01:15,834 --> 01:01:19,544 but it's all for nothing if no one from council comes. 1315 01:01:19,544 --> 01:01:21,004 - Cruella herself. 1316 01:01:21,004 --> 01:01:23,298 She and one other councilor are gonna be there on Friday 1317 01:01:23,298 --> 01:01:24,807 to hear our case. 1318 01:01:24,807 --> 01:01:27,051 Now all we need is a crowd. 1319 01:01:27,051 --> 01:01:28,699 Which shouldn't be too hard. 1320 01:01:28,699 --> 01:01:29,633 Right? 1321 01:01:29,633 --> 01:01:32,065 - Well, you do have tea and sandwiches. 1322 01:01:32,065 --> 01:01:34,482 (rock music) 1323 01:01:43,638 --> 01:01:47,138 - While many of us suck at golf, we enjoy sucking at golf, 1324 01:01:47,138 --> 01:01:49,962 and we need a golf course to suck at golf at. 1325 01:01:49,962 --> 01:01:51,729 It's interesting to see how many people 1326 01:01:51,729 --> 01:01:53,956 who suck at something can actually come together 1327 01:01:53,956 --> 01:01:57,554 to ensure they keep on sucking at it. 1328 01:01:57,554 --> 01:01:59,137 Wait, is that Lisa? 1329 01:02:12,807 --> 01:02:14,028 What's going on? 1330 01:02:14,028 --> 01:02:14,879 - Where were you? 1331 01:02:14,879 --> 01:02:15,967 - I was putting up posters. 1332 01:02:15,967 --> 01:02:17,749 Was that Lisa? 1333 01:02:17,749 --> 01:02:18,923 - You just missed her. 1334 01:02:18,923 --> 01:02:20,029 - Missed her? 1335 01:02:20,029 --> 01:02:21,081 Where's she going? 1336 01:02:21,081 --> 01:02:22,017 - Seattle. 1337 01:02:22,017 --> 01:02:23,156 That was her dad. 1338 01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:23,989 - Seattle? 1339 01:02:25,425 --> 01:02:26,853 - I'm sorry. 1340 01:02:26,853 --> 01:02:27,709 - Don't be sorry. 1341 01:02:27,709 --> 01:02:29,525 It doesn't matter. 1342 01:02:29,525 --> 01:02:30,801 (bike crashing to ground) 1343 01:02:30,801 --> 01:02:33,384 (gentle music) 1344 01:02:51,807 --> 01:02:54,102 - What are you doing here? 1345 01:02:54,102 --> 01:02:56,020 - I'm on my lunch break. 1346 01:02:56,020 --> 01:02:57,383 You told me to go. 1347 01:02:57,383 --> 01:02:58,608 - Going to the town hall tonight? 1348 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,611 - Yeah, Bogart's making me speak. 1349 01:03:00,611 --> 01:03:03,109 - Good, we need to hear from you young folk, too. 1350 01:03:03,109 --> 01:03:04,506 - Young folk? 1351 01:03:04,506 --> 01:03:07,244 - Listen, your mom told me about your girl. 1352 01:03:07,244 --> 01:03:09,515 - She's not my girl. 1353 01:03:09,515 --> 01:03:11,482 - What's her name, Leanne? 1354 01:03:11,482 --> 01:03:13,133 - Lisa. 1355 01:03:13,133 --> 01:03:14,613 Who's watching the shop. 1356 01:03:14,613 --> 01:03:15,750 - Oh, it's not busy. 1357 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,587 Let me give you a little bit of advice. 1358 01:03:17,587 --> 01:03:18,674 - No, it's okay. 1359 01:03:18,674 --> 01:03:20,375 - Remember what I told you about a bad round? 1360 01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:22,398 You have to get past it and move on 1361 01:03:22,398 --> 01:03:24,355 or you'll have more bad rounds. 1362 01:03:24,355 --> 01:03:26,191 Kinda reminds me when I was your age 1363 01:03:26,191 --> 01:03:28,619 and there was this girl I had a huge crush on. 1364 01:03:28,619 --> 01:03:30,099 Her name was also Laura. 1365 01:03:30,099 --> 01:03:31,204 - [Rick] Lisa. 1366 01:03:31,204 --> 01:03:33,195 - No, it was Laura. 1367 01:03:33,195 --> 01:03:35,096 Anyway, it came around to prom time, 1368 01:03:35,096 --> 01:03:37,157 and while I never would have had the nerve to ask her, 1369 01:03:37,157 --> 01:03:40,503 guess who shows up at my front door one afternoon. 1370 01:03:40,503 --> 01:03:43,546 Laura, right there on my front porch. 1371 01:03:43,546 --> 01:03:45,723 And she asks me to the prom. 1372 01:03:45,723 --> 01:03:46,641 Can you believe it? 1373 01:03:46,641 --> 01:03:48,409 Oh, I was so happy. 1374 01:03:48,409 --> 01:03:51,519 For two days I was walking around on cloud nine, 1375 01:03:51,519 --> 01:03:52,436 but then... 1376 01:03:54,047 --> 01:03:55,793 Where'd you go? 1377 01:03:55,793 --> 01:03:59,543 (customers chattering) 1378 01:03:59,543 --> 01:04:02,376 (whimsical music) 1379 01:04:16,697 --> 01:04:17,564 - Hello everyone, 1380 01:04:17,564 --> 01:04:20,402 and welcome to the town hall to save our golf course. 1381 01:04:20,402 --> 01:04:21,916 - Woo hoo. 1382 01:04:21,916 --> 01:04:24,141 - I hope you've had the chance to grab some refreshments 1383 01:04:24,141 --> 01:04:25,790 - This tea is lovely. 1384 01:04:25,790 --> 01:04:27,557 - It's Red Rose, 1385 01:04:27,557 --> 01:04:29,241 only available in Canada. 1386 01:04:29,241 --> 01:04:30,279 - Pity. 1387 01:04:30,279 --> 01:04:32,133 - As you know, council has made the decision 1388 01:04:32,133 --> 01:04:35,633 to close Woodlands Golf Course and turn it into a park. 1389 01:04:35,633 --> 01:04:37,328 - [Crowd] Boo. 1390 01:04:37,328 --> 01:04:39,441 - You may boo, but the golf course 1391 01:04:39,441 --> 01:04:41,091 is a drain on our community, 1392 01:04:41,091 --> 01:04:44,083 both financially and environmentally. 1393 01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:47,512 - Ladies and gentlemen, Councilor Sue Ella Lamille. 1394 01:04:47,512 --> 01:04:49,670 Sue Ella, environmentally? 1395 01:04:49,670 --> 01:04:51,795 - Yes, with all its chemicals. 1396 01:04:51,795 --> 01:04:54,723 - We have our groundskeeper here tonight, Merl. 1397 01:04:54,723 --> 01:04:56,606 Merl, do you use chemicals? 1398 01:04:56,606 --> 01:04:57,763 - Who me? 1399 01:04:57,763 --> 01:04:58,767 Or the golf course? 1400 01:04:58,767 --> 01:04:59,905 - The golf course. 1401 01:04:59,905 --> 01:05:02,096 - No man, we're not allowed to. 1402 01:05:02,096 --> 01:05:05,159 - Well then there's the issue of using all our water? 1403 01:05:05,159 --> 01:05:06,741 - Merl, how much town water 1404 01:05:06,741 --> 01:05:08,645 does the golf course use in a year? 1405 01:05:08,645 --> 01:05:10,055 - None, man. 1406 01:05:10,055 --> 01:05:11,569 We have a reservoir. 1407 01:05:11,569 --> 01:05:13,523 It's freaking ginormous. 1408 01:05:13,523 --> 01:05:15,881 - So there's no real environmental issues. 1409 01:05:15,881 --> 01:05:18,591 Sue Ella, you said there was financial issues. 1410 01:05:18,591 --> 01:05:20,373 Does the golf course lose money? 1411 01:05:20,373 --> 01:05:22,263 - In the last five years, 1412 01:05:22,263 --> 01:05:26,189 the course made a measly $100 one year. 1413 01:05:26,189 --> 01:05:29,675 Broke miraculously even for three years. 1414 01:05:29,675 --> 01:05:32,309 And last year it lost money. 1415 01:05:32,309 --> 01:05:35,618 You the taxpayers foot that bill. 1416 01:05:35,618 --> 01:05:39,535 - When you say it lost money, exactly how much? 1417 01:05:41,095 --> 01:05:44,185 - I'm sorry, I don't have that information in front of me. 1418 01:05:44,185 --> 01:05:46,753 - Do we not have the COO here with us tonight? 1419 01:05:46,753 --> 01:05:47,753 Mr. Bradley? 1420 01:05:49,082 --> 01:05:50,749 Mr. Bradley, can you tell us 1421 01:05:50,749 --> 01:05:53,433 how much the golf course lost last year? 1422 01:05:53,433 --> 01:05:56,100 - Last year the golf course lost 1423 01:05:57,619 --> 01:05:58,452 $500. 1424 01:05:59,931 --> 01:06:00,893 - [Crowd] Boo. 1425 01:06:00,893 --> 01:06:03,345 - You may see that as a small number. 1426 01:06:03,345 --> 01:06:06,029 What I see is a disturbing trend 1427 01:06:06,029 --> 01:06:08,159 that is likely to continue. 1428 01:06:08,159 --> 01:06:12,117 This council cannot continue to subsidize 1429 01:06:12,117 --> 01:06:16,691 a silly elitist game for old men in plaid pants 1430 01:06:16,691 --> 01:06:20,155 when a park can be made available to everyone. 1431 01:06:20,155 --> 01:06:21,705 - I object. 1432 01:06:21,705 --> 01:06:24,290 (crowd laughing) 1433 01:06:24,290 --> 01:06:25,240 - Elitist? 1434 01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:27,159 This game was invented by shepherds. 1435 01:06:27,159 --> 01:06:30,223 It's played by everybody from grandparents to grandkids. 1436 01:06:30,223 --> 01:06:31,735 - Ray is our golf professional, 1437 01:06:31,735 --> 01:06:34,321 and he's also the director of our junior program, 1438 01:06:34,321 --> 01:06:36,631 which has how many juniors, Ray? 1439 01:06:36,631 --> 01:06:38,159 - 142. 1440 01:06:38,159 --> 01:06:39,847 - Ah, here's one of our juniors now. 1441 01:06:39,847 --> 01:06:40,680 Rick. 1442 01:06:42,309 --> 01:06:43,909 So please tell us your name 1443 01:06:43,909 --> 01:06:45,641 and what is it you do here at the club? 1444 01:06:45,641 --> 01:06:48,533 - My name is Rick and I work in the pro shop. 1445 01:06:48,533 --> 01:06:52,959 - And you're also a graduate of the junior program, correct? 1446 01:06:52,959 --> 01:06:53,829 - Yes. 1447 01:06:53,829 --> 01:06:56,735 - So Rick, tell us in your own words 1448 01:06:56,735 --> 01:06:58,985 what the club means to you. 1449 01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:05,501 (clearing throat) 1450 01:07:05,501 --> 01:07:08,037 - My name is Rick and because of this golf course 1451 01:07:08,037 --> 01:07:09,873 I am gainfully employed instead of 1452 01:07:09,873 --> 01:07:11,097 running amuck in the streets, 1453 01:07:11,097 --> 01:07:12,947 getting hooked on crack or heroin. 1454 01:07:12,947 --> 01:07:14,597 - That's my boy. 1455 01:07:14,597 --> 01:07:17,366 - Well, thank you so much for your heartfelt words, Rick. 1456 01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:18,745 - I'd like to say something. 1457 01:07:18,745 --> 01:07:20,563 - Ah, another one of our juniors. 1458 01:07:20,563 --> 01:07:21,980 Come on up, Lisa. 1459 01:07:26,613 --> 01:07:28,151 - To everyone that think 1460 01:07:28,151 --> 01:07:31,773 that golf is an elitist, rich man's game, 1461 01:07:31,773 --> 01:07:34,575 you don't know what golf has done for me. 1462 01:07:34,575 --> 01:07:36,583 I come from a broken home, 1463 01:07:36,583 --> 01:07:38,043 but because of golf I have 1464 01:07:38,043 --> 01:07:40,627 something to look forward to every day. 1465 01:07:40,627 --> 01:07:43,208 Because of this golf course, 1466 01:07:43,208 --> 01:07:46,611 I've met new people, kind people, 1467 01:07:46,611 --> 01:07:49,385 people who took me in when I had literally 1468 01:07:49,385 --> 01:07:51,642 nowhere else to go. 1469 01:07:51,642 --> 01:07:53,855 If you think golf is about 1470 01:07:53,855 --> 01:07:58,855 chasing a little white ball around, you are very mistaken. 1471 01:07:58,866 --> 01:08:03,283 (crowd applauding) - Thank you, Lisa. 1472 01:08:05,531 --> 01:08:06,754 - You're back. 1473 01:08:06,754 --> 01:08:08,844 - Forgot my inhaler. 1474 01:08:08,844 --> 01:08:12,097 - Now please direct your attention to the big screen. 1475 01:08:12,097 --> 01:08:16,585 I'd like to introduce you to Victor Lowe and Jenny Ma. 1476 01:08:16,585 --> 01:08:20,013 Victor and Jenny own Maple Holdings, 1477 01:08:20,013 --> 01:08:23,970 which has just purchased 20 acres next to the golf course 1478 01:08:23,970 --> 01:08:26,970 for an inn and a much needed marina. 1479 01:08:28,903 --> 01:08:32,117 While no rezoning was required for this project, 1480 01:08:32,117 --> 01:08:35,905 Jenny and Victor have gifted to our municipality 1481 01:08:35,905 --> 01:08:38,689 the land and construction costs 1482 01:08:38,689 --> 01:08:42,565 for a very expansive children's playground. 1483 01:08:42,565 --> 01:08:44,482 - Did he say expensive? 1484 01:08:45,639 --> 01:08:47,901 - (chuckling) Expansive. 1485 01:08:47,901 --> 01:08:49,328 - But there's a problem. 1486 01:08:49,328 --> 01:08:50,705 - What's the problem. 1487 01:08:50,705 --> 01:08:52,679 - The entire sale hinges on there 1488 01:08:52,679 --> 01:08:54,973 being a golf course next to the inn. 1489 01:08:54,973 --> 01:08:55,852 - What? 1490 01:08:55,852 --> 01:08:57,235 - It's in the sales contract. 1491 01:08:57,235 --> 01:08:59,881 No golf course, no inn and marina. 1492 01:08:59,881 --> 01:09:02,774 No inn and marina, no playground. 1493 01:09:02,774 --> 01:09:06,238 How will the kids feel if there's no playground? 1494 01:09:06,238 --> 01:09:07,988 Well, let's ask them. 1495 01:09:09,264 --> 01:09:10,598 - [Crowd] Awwww. 1496 01:09:13,548 --> 01:09:15,423 - Hi guys, welcome. 1497 01:09:15,423 --> 01:09:18,598 Now, Saman, do you like playgrounds? 1498 01:09:18,598 --> 01:09:20,385 - Of course. 1499 01:09:20,385 --> 01:09:22,594 - Now, James, do you like playgrounds? 1500 01:09:22,594 --> 01:09:23,594 - Yes, I do. 1501 01:09:25,841 --> 01:09:30,841 - William, what would you do if there was no playground? 1502 01:09:31,309 --> 01:09:32,468 - Cry. 1503 01:09:32,468 --> 01:09:34,115 (crowd awwwing) 1504 01:09:34,115 --> 01:09:35,937 - Of course you would. 1505 01:09:35,937 --> 01:09:38,810 Do you really wanna make a child cry, Cruella? 1506 01:09:38,810 --> 01:09:40,629 - It's Sue Ella. 1507 01:09:40,629 --> 01:09:45,166 And while this is rather brilliant, emotional blackmail, 1508 01:09:45,166 --> 01:09:48,193 I'm afraid it has no legal standing. 1509 01:09:48,193 --> 01:09:49,827 - Well, we'll see about that. 1510 01:09:49,827 --> 01:09:52,715 Our last guest tonight is Mr. Redman, 1511 01:09:52,715 --> 01:09:55,452 from the law firm Redman and Newford. 1512 01:09:55,452 --> 01:09:59,719 Now, Mr. Redman is an expert in contract law. 1513 01:09:59,719 --> 01:10:02,321 Mr. Redman, you've had a chance to review the contract. 1514 01:10:02,321 --> 01:10:03,817 Am I right? 1515 01:10:03,817 --> 01:10:04,787 - I have. 1516 01:10:04,787 --> 01:10:06,759 It's a big contract. 1517 01:10:06,759 --> 01:10:09,103 And to the layman, it may not seem obvious, 1518 01:10:09,103 --> 01:10:12,402 but any lawyer will tell you it's ironclad. 1519 01:10:12,402 --> 01:10:13,452 That's a golf joke. 1520 01:10:13,452 --> 01:10:15,753 (laughing) 1521 01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:17,094 No golf course, 1522 01:10:17,094 --> 01:10:18,428 the sale is off. 1523 01:10:19,300 --> 01:10:20,594 - No golf course, 1524 01:10:20,594 --> 01:10:21,428 no inn, 1525 01:10:22,553 --> 01:10:23,855 no playground. 1526 01:10:23,855 --> 01:10:26,615 (baby crying) I'm sorry. 1527 01:10:26,615 --> 01:10:28,705 Mr. Redman, you're not just a lawyer, 1528 01:10:28,705 --> 01:10:31,318 but you're also an avid golfer, are you not? 1529 01:10:31,318 --> 01:10:32,165 - Guilty. 1530 01:10:32,165 --> 01:10:32,998 - (chuckling) You don't hear that 1531 01:10:32,998 --> 01:10:35,452 from a lawyer very often, do you? 1532 01:10:35,452 --> 01:10:39,053 Now, Mr. Redman is a member at Hennessy Golf Club, 1533 01:10:39,053 --> 01:10:40,929 and that club has its own troubles, 1534 01:10:40,929 --> 01:10:44,443 as it's in the final year of its 99-year lease. 1535 01:10:44,443 --> 01:10:46,959 In the past week we've been able to secure 1536 01:10:46,959 --> 01:10:50,545 letters of commitment from almost 50% of the membership 1537 01:10:50,545 --> 01:10:53,727 of 800 to play at least 20 rounds 1538 01:10:53,727 --> 01:10:56,769 at this golf course next year, 1539 01:10:56,769 --> 01:11:00,400 with 20% wanting to purchase season passes. 1540 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:03,228 On top of this, the members of the Hennessy Golf Club 1541 01:11:03,228 --> 01:11:06,184 have made a donation to our junior program 1542 01:11:06,184 --> 01:11:08,268 in the amount of $10,000. 1543 01:11:10,369 --> 01:11:13,286 (crowd applauding) 1544 01:11:14,753 --> 01:11:16,643 - What does this even mean? 1545 01:11:16,643 --> 01:11:20,325 40% of this, 20% of that. 1546 01:11:20,325 --> 01:11:22,742 - I can answer that actually. 1547 01:11:24,049 --> 01:11:28,299 We, given membership and 20 rounds, and yield fees. 1548 01:11:33,059 --> 01:11:35,629 Yup, conservatively about 360. 1549 01:11:35,629 --> 01:11:36,546 - 360 what? 1550 01:11:38,177 --> 01:11:39,789 Rounds? 1551 01:11:39,789 --> 01:11:40,636 Dollars? 1552 01:11:40,636 --> 01:11:41,469 Pesos? 1553 01:11:42,338 --> 01:11:44,600 - According to my quick calculations 1554 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:48,068 it's additional revenue of $360,000. 1555 01:11:48,068 --> 01:11:49,735 - $360,000 everyone. 1556 01:11:50,838 --> 01:11:53,588 (crowd cheering) 1557 01:11:58,150 --> 01:11:59,523 (book slamming) 1558 01:11:59,523 --> 01:12:01,445 - Well, they could of led with that. 1559 01:12:01,445 --> 01:12:02,856 Saved us a lotta time. 1560 01:12:02,856 --> 01:12:07,856 (crowd cheering) (rock music) 1561 01:12:14,318 --> 01:12:16,304 - The waiting is killing me. 1562 01:12:16,304 --> 01:12:18,498 - Well, it doesn't seem to have hurt your appetite much. 1563 01:12:18,498 --> 01:12:19,498 - Excuse me? 1564 01:12:21,177 --> 01:12:22,483 Hello? 1565 01:12:22,483 --> 01:12:23,965 Oh, well that's good news. 1566 01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:25,804 Okay, thanks for letting me know. 1567 01:12:25,804 --> 01:12:26,973 All right, bye. 1568 01:12:26,973 --> 01:12:27,825 - Well? 1569 01:12:27,825 --> 01:12:28,674 - It passed. 1570 01:12:28,674 --> 01:12:30,088 A unanimous resolution to 1571 01:12:30,088 --> 01:12:32,209 revisit the golf course in five years. 1572 01:12:32,209 --> 01:12:34,721 And in the meantime, it's business as usual. 1573 01:12:34,721 --> 01:12:36,102 - That's fantastic. 1574 01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:37,679 And you know what five years means? 1575 01:12:37,679 --> 01:12:38,531 - [Ray] What? 1576 01:12:38,531 --> 01:12:40,059 - Brand new council. 1577 01:12:40,059 --> 01:12:42,202 Means this council doesn't have to deal with it 1578 01:12:42,202 --> 01:12:43,781 until after the next election. 1579 01:12:43,781 --> 01:12:45,311 - Well, you know about this stuff. 1580 01:12:45,311 --> 01:12:47,050 All I know is I get to unpack my boxes. 1581 01:12:47,050 --> 01:12:49,059 - [Rick] Ray, phone. 1582 01:12:49,059 --> 01:12:50,962 - No, no, no, I got this. 1583 01:12:50,962 --> 01:12:53,295 - I was just gettin' my gum. 1584 01:12:55,021 --> 01:12:56,181 Good news, Lauren. 1585 01:12:56,181 --> 01:12:58,050 The council has voted to keep the golf course 1586 01:12:58,050 --> 01:12:59,853 for another five years. 1587 01:12:59,853 --> 01:13:01,638 - Oh, that's wonderful. 1588 01:13:01,638 --> 01:13:03,493 I'm so proud of you, Bogart. 1589 01:13:03,493 --> 01:13:04,493 I really am. 1590 01:13:05,719 --> 01:13:06,893 - Thank you. 1591 01:13:06,893 --> 01:13:09,393 (jazzy music) 1592 01:13:10,665 --> 01:13:12,333 Is that for me? 1593 01:13:12,333 --> 01:13:13,267 - One cup of tea. 1594 01:13:13,267 --> 01:13:14,763 - I was gonna order one. 1595 01:13:14,763 --> 01:13:15,615 How'd you know? 1596 01:13:15,615 --> 01:13:17,483 - Sometimes I know what you're gonna say, 1597 01:13:17,483 --> 01:13:18,900 most of the time. 1598 01:13:20,592 --> 01:13:23,177 - Hey, what'd you do that for? 1599 01:13:23,177 --> 01:13:25,094 - I've been wondering whether I'd like it. 1600 01:13:25,094 --> 01:13:27,334 - And, what's the verdict? 1601 01:13:27,334 --> 01:13:28,916 - I don't know yet. 1602 01:13:37,450 --> 01:13:39,153 I'll be in the kitchen. 1603 01:13:39,153 --> 01:13:42,193 If you need anything just whistle. 1604 01:13:42,193 --> 01:13:44,067 You know how to whistle don't you? 1605 01:13:44,067 --> 01:13:47,484 You just put your lips together and blow. 1606 01:13:49,639 --> 01:13:51,282 Bogart? 1607 01:13:51,282 --> 01:13:52,341 Bogart. 1608 01:13:52,341 --> 01:13:53,800 Bogart. 1609 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,279 Are you okay? 1610 01:13:55,279 --> 01:13:56,779 - Yes, I know how. 1611 01:13:57,695 --> 01:13:59,087 - Your tea. 1612 01:13:59,087 --> 01:14:00,433 - Oh, thank you. 1613 01:14:00,433 --> 01:14:01,809 - Are you sure, you're okay? 1614 01:14:01,809 --> 01:14:02,965 - Absolutely. 1615 01:14:02,965 --> 01:14:04,853 - Okay, well, if you need anything, 1616 01:14:04,853 --> 01:14:06,520 you know where I am. 1617 01:14:07,978 --> 01:14:09,409 - Golf is a funny game. 1618 01:14:09,409 --> 01:14:11,481 Whether people play it or not, love it or, 1619 01:14:11,481 --> 01:14:13,217 they usually have an opinion about it. 1620 01:14:13,217 --> 01:14:15,833 And those who don't know it, can't possibly understand 1621 01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:18,110 that it's more than a game. 1622 01:14:18,110 --> 01:14:20,883 At the end of the day, just like in life, 1623 01:14:20,883 --> 01:14:23,311 it doesn't really matter if you suck at it. 1624 01:14:23,311 --> 01:14:27,228 What matters is you tee it up and give it a go. 1625 01:14:31,977 --> 01:14:35,857 ♪ Shufflin' my feet ♪ 1626 01:14:35,857 --> 01:14:40,857 ♪ Hands in pockets deep ♪ 1627 01:14:40,978 --> 01:14:45,978 ♪ I didn't hear a word you said ♪ 1628 01:14:48,019 --> 01:14:51,693 ♪ A million miles away ♪ 1629 01:14:51,693 --> 01:14:56,693 ♪ With nothin' good to say ♪ 1630 01:14:57,014 --> 01:15:01,937 ♪ I wish I could go back to bed ♪ 1631 01:15:01,937 --> 01:15:05,627 ♪ Sometimes the things you think you want ♪ 1632 01:15:05,627 --> 01:15:10,337 ♪ Are not the things you really need ♪ 1633 01:15:10,337 --> 01:15:14,008 ♪ If I really needed you ♪ 1634 01:15:14,008 --> 01:15:19,008 ♪ Would you need me ♪ 1635 01:15:23,442 --> 01:15:27,371 ♪ Been sleepin' double ♪ 1636 01:15:27,371 --> 01:15:32,371 ♪ On other people's couches ♪ 1637 01:15:32,485 --> 01:15:37,485 ♪ Try not to get in their way ♪ 1638 01:15:39,472 --> 01:15:43,724 ♪ Some destination this is ♪ 1639 01:15:43,724 --> 01:15:48,724 ♪ I put on my brave face ♪ 1640 01:15:48,860 --> 01:15:53,860 ♪ And have my tea and sandwiches ♪ 1641 01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:57,675 ♪ Sometimes the things you think you want ♪ 1642 01:15:57,675 --> 01:16:02,349 ♪ Are not the things you really need ♪ 1643 01:16:02,349 --> 01:16:05,989 ♪ If I really needed you ♪ 1644 01:16:05,989 --> 01:16:09,915 ♪ Would you need me ♪ 1645 01:16:09,915 --> 01:16:14,503 ♪ Sometimes the places that we see inside ♪ 1646 01:16:14,503 --> 01:16:18,379 ♪ Our dreams become a reality ♪ 1647 01:16:18,379 --> 01:16:21,793 ♪ If I really needed you ♪ 1648 01:16:21,793 --> 01:16:25,376 ♪ Would you be good for me ♪ 1649 01:16:39,660 --> 01:16:41,990 - [Rick] Woodlands Golf Club. 1650 01:16:41,990 --> 01:16:45,100 You want a tee time between nine and 9:30? 1651 01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:47,100 Sorry, we're all booked. 1652 01:16:48,876 --> 01:16:51,366 - I suck at golf golf. 1653 01:16:51,366 --> 01:16:53,206 - I suck at golf. 1654 01:16:53,206 --> 01:16:55,324 - I suck at golf. 1655 01:16:55,324 --> 01:16:57,555 - I suck at golf. 1656 01:16:57,555 --> 01:16:59,085 - I suck at golf. 1657 01:16:59,085 --> 01:17:00,699 - I suck at golf. 1658 01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:02,116 - I suck at golf.