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(golf club swinging)
(whimsical music)

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(upbeat piano music)

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- Oh, hey there.

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I'm on my way to the golf course.

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Golf is a funny game.

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Whether people play it
or not, love it or not,

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they usually have an opinion about it.

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And it's probably the only
sport where people will go

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out of their way to tell
you they suck at it.

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Talk about other sports and
you'll hear things like-

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- I love tennis, such good exercise.

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- Baseball, nothin' like
a day at the ballpark.

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(baseball cracking)

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(crowd cheering)

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- Hockey is so fast and exciting.

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- [Rick] But mention golf and you'll hear-

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- I suck at golf.

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- Golf?

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I suck at golf.

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- I suck at golf.

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- I suck at golf.

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- I suck at golf.

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- I suck at golf.

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- I really, really suck at golf.

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- I suck at golf.

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("Thought A Little Bit About You")

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♪ Well ♪

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♪ I know you better for
a little while now Sue ♪

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♪ Takin' me some time and then
I'm takin' some notice of you ♪

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♪ You were always someone
who was hangin' around ♪

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♪ Now all of a sudden (indistinct) ♪

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♪ I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪

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♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪

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♪ Yes I do ♪

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♪ Well I've been out a rockin' ♪

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♪ And I seen you hangin' round the place ♪

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♪ Never really noticed ♪

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♪ 'Cause I never really
noticed your face ♪

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♪ When it comes to girls
you know I've seen a few ♪

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♪ You been outta dancin'
and makin' me blue ♪

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♪ I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪

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♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪

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♪ Hey ♪

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♪ Well I'm a gonna try to make
up for all the time I missed ♪

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♪ Do all I can to let
you know that I exist ♪

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♪ I'm gonna make you notice me ♪

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♪ That's what I'll do ♪

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♪ You been hangin' around
and it's a makin' me blue ♪

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♪ I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪

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♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪

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♪ Yeah I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪

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♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪

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♪ Well I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪

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♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪

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♪ Oh yeah ♪

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- [Doug] Thank you very much.

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- You, Dick.

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- [Rick] It's Rick.

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- Where all the pop cans?

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- They're in the recycling bin.

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- Why are they there?

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- Because they're empty.

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- Pop cans don't go in recycling.

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- They don't?

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- No, they go in these plastic bags,

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and then we, and by we I mean you,

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take 'em to the store for a refund.

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- Holy.

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- It's not for me.

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It's for the junior program.
- Okay, gotcha.

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- Okay, go on.
(phone ringing)

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Actually, give me that.

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You answer the phone.

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- Woodlands Golf Club.

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You'd like a tee time tomorrow?

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What time would you like?

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Between nine and 9:30?

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Let's see.

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Wide open.

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You can have your pick.

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You can have anything.

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Nine to 9:30 is wide open.

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There are no bookings
between nine and 9:30.

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Yes, I know you said
between nine and 9:30.

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I'm saying, oh never mind, how about 9:15?

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Earlier?

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How about 9:08?

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Nine o'clock maybe?

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Still too late?

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(sighing)

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I've got 8:52.

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Perfect?

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Thank God.

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What?

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Oh, I said that's mod.

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Okay?

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See you tomorrow.

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Goodbye.

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(phone ringing)
Woodlands Golf Club.

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- Hi, is this Rick?

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- [Rick] Yes, it is.

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- Hi, Rick, it's Bogart here.

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Listen, I'm running a little late.

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Are you still able to get me off early?

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- Yeah, sure.

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Is this Mr. Humphries?

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- I've told you before
Rick, call me Bogart,

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and I'll see you very soon.

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(whimsical music)

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(gravel crunching)

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(door slamming)

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(clubs clinking)

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(trunk door slamming)

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- Buy yourself a sandwich or something.

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(birds chirping)

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Hey, Rick, I'm here.

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- You're on the tee, Mr. Humphries.

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- Bogart.

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- Mr. Bogart.
- Thanks.

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- Sorry.

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(whimsical music)

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(phone ringing)
- Woodlands Golf Club.

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- Hey Rick, it's Bogart.

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There's no one else here.

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- You're just a onesome, Mr. Bogart.

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- [Bogart] A onesome?

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- Yes, I'm very sorry.

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It's just a quiet afternoon.

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There's no one following you.

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Maybe play two balls.

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- Well, that's a splendid idea.

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Thanks for all you do, Rick.

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- Oh, you're very welcome, Mr.,

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I mean Bogart.

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- Who's that jackass on the first tee?

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- That's Bogart.
- Bogart?

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- Mr. Humphries.

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- He just handed me five bucks.

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- He's a very nice man.

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- Why did he hand me five bucks?

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- Like I said-

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- He's a very nice man.

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Who I bet I can't play golf for shit.

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(whimsical music)

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- Oh, sorry.

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Sorry.

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- And with mismatched golf shoes.

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(whimsical music)

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- Let's give this another shot.

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(whimsical music)

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That was a little better.

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(whimsical music)

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Afternoon.

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(whimsical music)

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(birds chirping)

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(whimsical music)

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- [Rick] People suck at golf
for a variety of reasons,

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but one of them is just arriving too late.

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I see it all day long.

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- (sighing) How's the tee sheet lookin'?

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- Super dead.

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Two twosomes in an hour

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and then a foursome
about an hour after that.

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Not good, is it?

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- Oh, it's great if you want
the golf course to yourself

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for a leisurely round.

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Not so great if you'd been hired
to increase rounds of play.

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- Maybe it's the weather?

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- The weather's perfect.

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- Perfect for the beach.

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Maybe everyone's gone to the beach.

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A little rain might help.

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- Oh rain, that's all I need.

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- [Rick] It's not that bad.

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- It is that bad.

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If we don't hit 50,000 rounds this year

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this place gets turned into a park.

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- Seriously?

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- Yep.

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Council doesn't like golf.

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They're looking for an excuse
to shut this place down

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and turn it into a park
that everyone can enjoy.

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- Oh.

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- Yeah, so don't even
talk to me about rain.

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I'm gonna grab a bite to eat

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and then I'm gonna take
those cans to the store.

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- Okay.

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- Welcome to Woodlands Golf Club.

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(girls chuckling)

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Is that funny?

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- Well, we come here all the time.

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You don't always have to say,

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"Welcome to Woodlands Golf Club."

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(Sally giggling)
- Actually I do.

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I'm sorry.

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- Don't be sorry.

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- [Rick] How can I help you?

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- We want to play golf.

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- When?

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- Today.

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- [Rick] When today?

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- How about now?

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- [Rick] Now?

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- Yes, now or soon.

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Look on the little tee
sheet with your eyes

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and see if there's an
opening for now or soon.

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- Okay.

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Says here there's an
opening for quarter past now

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or soon 30.

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(girls giggling)

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- So?
- So what?

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- Can we play golf?

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- Yeah, the tee's all yours.

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- Oh, and I want a golf ball.

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- They're $3 each.

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- I think I want

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that one.

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- They're all Titleists.

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- No, I want that one.

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- [Rick] But they're all the same.

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- No, this one's a seven
and seven's my lucky number.

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- It is?
- It is.

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Isn't seven my lucky number?

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- Seven is her lucky number.

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- Surely there must be another seven.

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- Probably, but do you want
to look through all of them

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when we know this one's a seven?

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Do you?

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- Okay.

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- Would you be a dear and grab it for me?

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(golf balls crashing)

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(whimsical music)

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(leaves crunching)

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(birds chirping)

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(golf ball cracking)
(phone ringing)

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- Gotta be 200 yards.

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(phone ringing)

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(grass crunching)

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(phone ringing)

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Hello?

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What?

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Now?

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Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.

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I totally forgot.

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Can you wait like half an hour?

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You can.

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Great.

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I'm on my way.

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Oh, and you're not billing
me for waiting are you?

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Mmmm,

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30 minutes, I can do this.

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(upbeat bluegrass music)

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(whimsical music)

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- Hey Siri, get directions
to the nearest gas station.

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- [Siri] There's a bus station
at Main and Marine Drive.

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Is that the one you're looking for?

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- No gas station.

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- [Siri] There's another at
Third Street and Commercial.

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It's open today.

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Is that the one-
- Hey Siri, cancel.

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- [Siri] Okay.

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- Hey Siri, get walking directions

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to the Chevron nearest me.

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- [Siri] There's a Chevron
at 1472 Marine Drive,

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about one kilometer to yourself.

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It gets two stars.

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Is that the one you're looking for?

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00:14:59.265 --> 00:15:00.098
- Yes.

271
00:15:00.996 --> 00:15:03.329
- [Siri] Getting directions.

272
00:15:19.457 --> 00:15:21.624
- People are unbelievable.

273
00:15:30.922 --> 00:15:31.755
- Is that?

274
00:15:33.568 --> 00:15:34.771
Poor fellow.

275
00:15:34.771 --> 00:15:35.948
So sad.

276
00:15:35.948 --> 00:15:38.781
(whimsical music)

277
00:15:48.607 --> 00:15:51.930
(car honking)

278
00:15:51.930 --> 00:15:53.525
(knocking on door)

279
00:15:53.525 --> 00:15:54.697
I'm so sorry I'm late.

280
00:15:54.697 --> 00:15:56.937
I must admit, I totally forgot.

281
00:15:56.937 --> 00:15:59.056
My brain has been a bit off lately.

282
00:15:59.056 --> 00:16:01.347
- Totally understand.

283
00:16:01.347 --> 00:16:03.816
The papers are waiting for
you to sign right there.

284
00:16:03.816 --> 00:16:05.705
And I'm sorry to move
things along so quickly,

285
00:16:05.705 --> 00:16:07.747
but I have a tee time.

286
00:16:07.747 --> 00:16:08.819
- Oh, that's my fault.

287
00:16:08.819 --> 00:16:10.149
I'm so sorry.

288
00:16:10.149 --> 00:16:12.687
- The yellow arrows are where you sign.

289
00:16:12.687 --> 00:16:13.560
- All right.

290
00:16:13.560 --> 00:16:14.946
So whereabouts do you play?

291
00:16:14.946 --> 00:16:15.796
- The Hennessy Golf Club.

292
00:16:15.796 --> 00:16:16.674
I'm a member there.

293
00:16:16.674 --> 00:16:18.158
- Oh, that's a nice little track.

294
00:16:18.158 --> 00:16:19.686
- Not for long, unfortunately.

295
00:16:19.686 --> 00:16:20.909
- [Bogart] Oh no.

296
00:16:20.909 --> 00:16:22.710
- Well it's on leased land.

297
00:16:22.710 --> 00:16:24.166
- Oh.

298
00:16:24.166 --> 00:16:24.999
Last one.

299
00:16:27.106 --> 00:16:27.939
There we go.
- All done?

300
00:16:27.939 --> 00:16:29.171
- [Bogart] All done.

301
00:16:29.171 --> 00:16:30.921
- [Redman] Thank you.

302
00:16:32.428 --> 00:16:35.178
(stamp clicking)

303
00:16:39.671 --> 00:16:41.911
You're officially divorced.

304
00:16:41.911 --> 00:16:43.138
- It feels a bit odd.

305
00:16:43.138 --> 00:16:45.887
- Well, I must say I'm
a little numb these days

306
00:16:45.887 --> 00:16:49.961
when it comes to this, but divorce is odd.

307
00:16:49.961 --> 00:16:52.395
But, you know, you have to
think of the brighter side.

308
00:16:52.395 --> 00:16:54.028
You are winding up with the house.

309
00:16:54.028 --> 00:16:56.056
- Yeah, but she gets the other house

310
00:16:56.056 --> 00:16:57.306
and the cottage

311
00:16:58.489 --> 00:17:01.238
and the boat and the Mercedes

312
00:17:01.238 --> 00:17:03.071
and the pension and...

313
00:17:21.452 --> 00:17:24.285
(whimsical music)

314
00:17:26.278 --> 00:17:28.840
- Hey Ray, did you run out of gas?

315
00:17:28.840 --> 00:17:29.834
- No flies on you.

316
00:17:29.834 --> 00:17:30.739
- You really did.

317
00:17:30.739 --> 00:17:31.612
- I sure did.

318
00:17:31.612 --> 00:17:32.887
- Oh, are you very far from here?

319
00:17:32.887 --> 00:17:34.520
- I'm about a kilometer up the road.

320
00:17:34.520 --> 00:17:37.320
- Well, listen, I've just
gotta go to the doc for Roosa.

321
00:17:37.320 --> 00:17:39.117
If you can hold on a minute,

322
00:17:39.117 --> 00:17:40.221
I'll give you a lift.

323
00:17:40.221 --> 00:17:41.331
- Really, that'd be great, actually.

324
00:17:41.331 --> 00:17:43.464
- Do you mind just holding onto Rover?

325
00:17:43.464 --> 00:17:44.338
- Rover?

326
00:17:44.338 --> 00:17:46.421
- Yeah, oh and my coffee.

327
00:17:47.667 --> 00:17:50.500
(whimsical music)

328
00:18:03.897 --> 00:18:05.294
- Poor fellow out front.

329
00:18:05.294 --> 00:18:07.136
- Oh no, not again.

330
00:18:07.136 --> 00:18:08.536
- I guess it happens a lot.

331
00:18:08.536 --> 00:18:09.843
- Hazard of the biz.

332
00:18:09.843 --> 00:18:11.705
I'll give him some time
and I'll send him away.

333
00:18:11.705 --> 00:18:12.913
- Okay.
- There you go.

334
00:18:12.913 --> 00:18:14.295
- Thank you.

335
00:18:14.295 --> 00:18:19.295
(whimsical music)
(coins plopping)

336
00:18:22.067 --> 00:18:27.067
♪ See everybody's trying to make par ♪

337
00:18:29.366 --> 00:18:34.366
♪ Swept those extra numbers
off of your score card ♪

338
00:18:36.746 --> 00:18:41.746
♪ But till when you gotta play ♪

339
00:18:44.099 --> 00:18:49.099
♪ To face the trees and bunkers
that stand in your way ♪

340
00:18:51.558 --> 00:18:56.558
♪ You could be a while yeah ♪

341
00:18:58.928 --> 00:19:03.928
♪ (indistinct) ♪

342
00:19:06.358 --> 00:19:11.358
♪ Failure's gotta be your friend ♪

343
00:19:13.628 --> 00:19:18.628
♪ When it goes wrong you
gotta tee off again ♪

344
00:19:20.999 --> 00:19:25.999
♪ See life is like a putting green ♪

345
00:19:28.458 --> 00:19:33.458
♪ Easy on the eye but also quite mean ♪

346
00:19:35.708 --> 00:19:40.708
♪ So don't be mad when it goes off land ♪

347
00:19:43.119 --> 00:19:48.119
♪ It takes a wise old
man to read the land ♪

348
00:19:50.648 --> 00:19:54.231
♪ It could be a while yeah ♪

349
00:19:55.837 --> 00:20:00.420
(whimsical music)
- People are animals.

350
00:20:07.950 --> 00:20:09.171
- Can I buy you a meal?

351
00:20:09.171 --> 00:20:10.004
- What?

352
00:20:10.004 --> 00:20:12.260
- They have a wonderful
little restaurant inside.

353
00:20:12.260 --> 00:20:15.362
I could get you a sandwich or
perhaps some beans on toast.

354
00:20:15.362 --> 00:20:16.851
- Who do you think I am?

355
00:20:16.851 --> 00:20:19.495
- I don't know who you
are or what your story is,

356
00:20:19.495 --> 00:20:21.424
and I don't need to know.

357
00:20:21.424 --> 00:20:23.908
All you need to know is there's no shame

358
00:20:23.908 --> 00:20:26.429
in accepting a little help?

359
00:20:26.429 --> 00:20:28.443
- I'm Ray Wright.

360
00:20:28.443 --> 00:20:30.769
- Well it's very nice to meet you, Ray.

361
00:20:30.769 --> 00:20:33.769
- I'm the pro here at the golf club.

362
00:20:36.271 --> 00:20:37.104
- What?

363
00:20:38.650 --> 00:20:40.900
- I'm the goddamn golf pro.

364
00:20:41.904 --> 00:20:43.899
- I didn't think...

365
00:20:43.899 --> 00:20:45.541
I mean I...

366
00:20:45.541 --> 00:20:46.541
I think I...

367
00:20:47.486 --> 00:20:48.319
You are?

368
00:20:50.724 --> 00:20:52.404
I've been dying to meet you.

369
00:20:52.404 --> 00:20:54.192
I've heard you're a really good teacher.

370
00:20:54.192 --> 00:20:55.816
Maybe I could use a lesson.

371
00:20:55.816 --> 00:20:57.110
- Oh, you could use a lesson.

372
00:20:57.110 --> 00:20:58.070
I've seen you play.

373
00:20:58.070 --> 00:20:58.984
- You saw me play?

374
00:20:58.984 --> 00:21:00.874
- Yesterday on the first tee.

375
00:21:00.874 --> 00:21:02.013
- Oh, yesterday.

376
00:21:02.013 --> 00:21:05.423
Oh yeah, not exactly my finest hour.

377
00:21:05.423 --> 00:21:06.791
What are you doing now?

378
00:21:06.791 --> 00:21:07.982
Maybe I could get a lesson.

379
00:21:07.982 --> 00:21:09.381
- I am going to lunch.

380
00:21:09.381 --> 00:21:11.549
- Perfect, let me buy your lunch.

381
00:21:11.549 --> 00:21:15.052
- I told you, you don't
need to buy me lunch.

382
00:21:15.052 --> 00:21:16.123
- I don't mean buy you lunch

383
00:21:16.123 --> 00:21:18.377
'cause you cannot afford
to eat buy your lunch.

384
00:21:18.377 --> 00:21:20.300
I mean buy you lunch
'cause it would be nice

385
00:21:20.300 --> 00:21:21.734
to have lunch with you lunch,

386
00:21:21.734 --> 00:21:23.998
and you're gonna have lunch anyway.

387
00:21:23.998 --> 00:21:25.258
- You buying?

388
00:21:25.258 --> 00:21:26.341
- I'm buying.

389
00:21:28.644 --> 00:21:31.477
(whimsical music)

390
00:21:33.751 --> 00:21:35.679
- Hi, Lauren, have you met Ray?

391
00:21:35.679 --> 00:21:37.430
- Our new pro, of course.

392
00:21:37.430 --> 00:21:38.323
How are you, Ray?

393
00:21:38.323 --> 00:21:39.214
- Hungry.

394
00:21:39.214 --> 00:21:40.261
- And how are you, Lauren?

395
00:21:40.261 --> 00:21:43.466
- Well, you know, work never
stops for a single mom.

396
00:21:43.466 --> 00:21:44.707
- Oh, so you're single?

397
00:21:44.707 --> 00:21:46.037
And a mom?

398
00:21:46.037 --> 00:21:49.033
- Yes, that's the term, single mom.

399
00:21:49.033 --> 00:21:49.866
(laughing)
- Are you gonna

400
00:21:49.866 --> 00:21:50.966
put those down?

401
00:21:50.966 --> 00:21:52.016
- These?

402
00:21:52.016 --> 00:21:54.433
No, these are for table five.

403
00:21:55.394 --> 00:21:56.983
Just kidding.

404
00:21:56.983 --> 00:21:57.983
Here you go.

405
00:22:00.871 --> 00:22:02.460
- [Bogart] Boy, for someone who said

406
00:22:02.460 --> 00:22:04.793
they weren't in need of a meal.

407
00:22:04.793 --> 00:22:06.263
- Excuse me?

408
00:22:06.263 --> 00:22:07.453
- Nevermind.

409
00:22:07.453 --> 00:22:09.446
I'll wait until you're finished

410
00:22:09.446 --> 00:22:10.279
chewing.

411
00:22:11.350 --> 00:22:12.453
- So tell me about your golf.

412
00:22:12.453 --> 00:22:14.537
- Well, let's face it, I suck at golf.

413
00:22:14.537 --> 00:22:16.201
- Everyone sucks at golf.

414
00:22:16.201 --> 00:22:18.215
- No, they don't.

415
00:22:18.215 --> 00:22:20.384
Well, that's true, but they think they do.

416
00:22:20.384 --> 00:22:22.046
- Why is that?

417
00:22:22.046 --> 00:22:23.656
- [Ray] Well, because most do.

418
00:22:23.656 --> 00:22:25.513
- Well that's true, isn't it?

419
00:22:25.513 --> 00:22:27.431
- Hey, it's a difficult game,

420
00:22:27.431 --> 00:22:29.190
made even more difficult by the perception

421
00:22:29.190 --> 00:22:31.376
it should be easy because
the ball isn't moving.

422
00:22:31.376 --> 00:22:32.639
I mean, it's just sittin' there.

423
00:22:32.639 --> 00:22:33.782
- Very true.

424
00:22:33.782 --> 00:22:35.277
- [Ray] It's like life.

425
00:22:35.277 --> 00:22:36.294
- How so?

426
00:22:36.294 --> 00:22:40.089
- Well, life, it's just
sittin' there, too, isn't it?

427
00:22:40.089 --> 00:22:42.490
I mean, we're born into it and it's there.

428
00:22:42.490 --> 00:22:44.502
It's not like we had to buy a ticket.

429
00:22:44.502 --> 00:22:46.579
It should be easy,

430
00:22:46.579 --> 00:22:47.582
but it isn't.

431
00:22:47.582 --> 00:22:50.172
At the end of the day golf
is just a metaphor for life.

432
00:22:50.172 --> 00:22:52.356
- And I suck at life.

433
00:22:52.356 --> 00:22:54.324
Interesting, again.

434
00:22:54.324 --> 00:22:55.779
- Sure you don't suck at life.

435
00:22:55.779 --> 00:22:58.129
- I got divorced yesterday.

436
00:22:58.129 --> 00:22:59.893
- Oh, that sucks.

437
00:22:59.893 --> 00:23:01.079
- What about you?

438
00:23:01.079 --> 00:23:03.363
Married, divorced, kids?

439
00:23:03.363 --> 00:23:05.762
- I could probably help
your game right here.

440
00:23:05.762 --> 00:23:06.980
- [Bogart] What, over lunch?

441
00:23:06.980 --> 00:23:08.123
- Yep.

442
00:23:08.123 --> 00:23:09.402
- With your mouth full?

443
00:23:09.402 --> 00:23:11.450
- Most people set
themselves up for a bad game

444
00:23:11.450 --> 00:23:13.478
before they even reach the first tee.

445
00:23:13.478 --> 00:23:14.773
- [Bogart] Really?

446
00:23:14.773 --> 00:23:17.608
- Yes, Mr. squeal into the parking lot.

447
00:23:17.608 --> 00:23:19.566
- Oh, you saw that.

448
00:23:19.566 --> 00:23:21.190
- I still have dust in my hair.

449
00:23:21.190 --> 00:23:23.140
- See, that's why I thought you were-

450
00:23:23.140 --> 00:23:24.732
- Don't.

451
00:23:24.732 --> 00:23:26.080
- So tell me more.

452
00:23:26.080 --> 00:23:28.489
How can you help my game over lunch?

453
00:23:28.489 --> 00:23:30.243
- Think about the airport.

454
00:23:30.243 --> 00:23:31.470
- [Bogart] Think about the airport?

455
00:23:31.470 --> 00:23:32.814
- Think about the airport,

456
00:23:32.814 --> 00:23:34.284
what are you thinking about?

457
00:23:34.284 --> 00:23:36.248
- The airport.

458
00:23:36.248 --> 00:23:37.740
- What about the airport?

459
00:23:37.740 --> 00:23:38.990
- Stewardesses.

460
00:23:39.969 --> 00:23:41.280
- You have a flight.

461
00:23:41.280 --> 00:23:44.136
Do you arrive at the airport
one minute before takeoff?

462
00:23:44.136 --> 00:23:45.045
- Oh God no.

463
00:23:45.045 --> 00:23:46.869
90 minutes, sometimes two hours.

464
00:23:46.869 --> 00:23:48.568
Have you been to the airport lately?

465
00:23:48.568 --> 00:23:49.790
- Stay with me here.

466
00:23:49.790 --> 00:23:51.415
- Oh, sorry.

467
00:23:51.415 --> 00:23:53.080
- [Ray] And you pack?

468
00:23:53.080 --> 00:23:54.812
- The night before.

469
00:23:54.812 --> 00:23:56.039
- Golf should be the same.

470
00:23:56.039 --> 00:23:58.909
- But golf isn't quite as
important as catching a flight.

471
00:23:58.909 --> 00:24:00.080
- It isn't?

472
00:24:00.080 --> 00:24:01.881
Ever played a great game of golf.

473
00:24:01.881 --> 00:24:03.338
- Believe it or not, yeah.

474
00:24:03.338 --> 00:24:04.680
- Ever played a bad game of golf?

475
00:24:04.680 --> 00:24:06.447
- Uuuu, do I really need to answer that?

476
00:24:06.447 --> 00:24:09.791
- Ever had a flight as euphoric
as a great game of golf?

477
00:24:09.791 --> 00:24:11.738
- [Bogart] Ahhh.

478
00:24:11.738 --> 00:24:13.992
- Or as depressing as a bad game of golf?

479
00:24:13.992 --> 00:24:16.213
- Well, there were a
couple of times on United,

480
00:24:16.213 --> 00:24:17.914
but I totally get the point.

481
00:24:17.914 --> 00:24:20.523
- Golf is a major part of
Bogart Humperdink's life.

482
00:24:20.523 --> 00:24:22.119
- [Bogart] Humphries.

483
00:24:22.119 --> 00:24:24.377
- You play golf to enrich your life.

484
00:24:24.377 --> 00:24:26.949
You take a flight to get
from point A to point B.

485
00:24:26.949 --> 00:24:30.117
You can't say golf isn't
as important as a flight.

486
00:24:30.117 --> 00:24:31.461
- I see.

487
00:24:31.461 --> 00:24:32.707
So is there any more?

488
00:24:32.707 --> 00:24:34.280
- Nope, that's it.

489
00:24:34.280 --> 00:24:36.457
- [Bogart] Seriously?

490
00:24:36.457 --> 00:24:39.414
- It's all you get for one lunch.

491
00:24:39.414 --> 00:24:42.636
Join me on the first tee
tomorrow night at 6 p.m.

492
00:24:42.636 --> 00:24:43.861
- [Bogart] Really?

493
00:24:43.861 --> 00:24:45.053
- And bring your clubs.

494
00:24:45.053 --> 00:24:46.486
- Oh, I can do that.

495
00:24:46.486 --> 00:24:48.532
My wife didn't get those.

496
00:24:48.532 --> 00:24:51.365
(whimsical music)

497
00:24:56.406 --> 00:24:57.723
- Nice girl?

498
00:24:57.723 --> 00:24:58.647
- Oh, what?

499
00:24:58.647 --> 00:25:00.397
I was just lookin' at
who was on the first tee.

500
00:25:00.397 --> 00:25:02.115
- But the first tee's out that window.

501
00:25:02.115 --> 00:25:05.423
- Yes, but the practice
green is out this window,

502
00:25:05.423 --> 00:25:07.575
and people usually go there first.

503
00:25:07.575 --> 00:25:08.886
- That's almost clever.

504
00:25:08.886 --> 00:25:11.023
Is there one in particular
that you're sweet on?

505
00:25:11.023 --> 00:25:11.940
- Sweet on?

506
00:25:12.876 --> 00:25:13.753
- Don't be a dick.

507
00:25:13.753 --> 00:25:16.747
Is there one of them in
particular that you like?

508
00:25:16.747 --> 00:25:18.288
- Not really.

509
00:25:18.288 --> 00:25:20.219
- Do you remember what I
taught you about aiming?

510
00:25:20.219 --> 00:25:22.090
Don't just say aim for the fairway.

511
00:25:22.090 --> 00:25:23.401
- Aim for a tree.

512
00:25:23.401 --> 00:25:25.483
- Don't just aim for a tree, aim?

513
00:25:25.483 --> 00:25:27.303
- For a branch.

514
00:25:27.303 --> 00:25:28.879
- Don't just same for a branch.

515
00:25:28.879 --> 00:25:30.740
- Aim for a leaf.

516
00:25:30.740 --> 00:25:31.657
- [Ray] So?

517
00:25:34.343 --> 00:25:35.831
- So what?

518
00:25:35.831 --> 00:25:37.983
- When aiming for the love of your life?

519
00:25:37.983 --> 00:25:38.893
- Love of my life?

520
00:25:38.893 --> 00:25:40.311
I'm 15.

521
00:25:40.311 --> 00:25:42.411
- Don't just say him for a group of girls.

522
00:25:42.411 --> 00:25:43.690
- Aim for one girl.

523
00:25:43.690 --> 00:25:45.300
- Don't just aim for one girl.

524
00:25:45.300 --> 00:25:46.958
Aim for?

525
00:25:46.958 --> 00:25:47.890
- Her left breast?

526
00:25:47.890 --> 00:25:50.009
- Oh, your generation is doomed.

527
00:25:50.009 --> 00:25:52.683
(phone ringing)

528
00:25:52.683 --> 00:25:53.891
- Want me to get that?

529
00:25:53.891 --> 00:25:54.909
- That is what you do.

530
00:25:54.909 --> 00:25:57.158
(phone ringing)

531
00:25:57.158 --> 00:25:59.471
- Woodlands Golf Club.

532
00:25:59.471 --> 00:26:00.721
- It's for you.

533
00:26:03.108 --> 00:26:04.191
- Ray Wright.

534
00:26:05.157 --> 00:26:06.749
What?

535
00:26:06.749 --> 00:26:09.203
But you said that...

536
00:26:09.203 --> 00:26:11.811
Well how am I gonna do...

537
00:26:11.811 --> 00:26:13.978
I know what a contract is.

538
00:26:14.925 --> 00:26:16.842
Yeah, no, I understand.

539
00:26:17.724 --> 00:26:18.987
- That didn't sound good.

540
00:26:18.987 --> 00:26:20.109
- It wasn't good.

541
00:26:20.109 --> 00:26:21.611
They've moved up the deadline.

542
00:26:21.611 --> 00:26:22.470
- Oh.

543
00:26:22.470 --> 00:26:25.653
- The only way to stop it is
to actually do 50,000 rounds.

544
00:26:25.653 --> 00:26:26.581
- We can do that.

545
00:26:26.581 --> 00:26:28.048
- [Ray] In a month.

546
00:26:28.048 --> 00:26:28.925
- Oh.

547
00:26:28.925 --> 00:26:30.501
- That's over a thousand rounds a day.

548
00:26:30.501 --> 00:26:31.918
- 1,666 actually.

549
00:26:32.863 --> 00:26:33.791
- Shut up.

550
00:26:33.791 --> 00:26:36.765
- Point six, six, six, six, six.

551
00:26:36.765 --> 00:26:37.640
(door slamming)

552
00:26:37.640 --> 00:26:38.557
Six, seven.

553
00:26:40.530 --> 00:26:43.363
(whimsical music)

554
00:26:44.229 --> 00:26:46.896
(ball cracking)

555
00:26:55.308 --> 00:26:56.141
- Hi Rick.

556
00:26:57.427 --> 00:26:59.858
- Hey Bogart, how's it goin'?

557
00:26:59.858 --> 00:27:02.691
- Good, just practicing
for a lesson this evening.

558
00:27:02.691 --> 00:27:04.497
- Isn't that like cleaning
before the maid comes?

559
00:27:04.497 --> 00:27:08.347
- (chuckling) I'd like not
to make a fool of myself.

560
00:27:08.347 --> 00:27:09.537
Do you play golf?

561
00:27:09.537 --> 00:27:10.689
- Yeah, I'm on my school team.

562
00:27:10.689 --> 00:27:11.809
- Well, that's wonderful.

563
00:27:11.809 --> 00:27:13.386
You have a really good attitude.

564
00:27:13.386 --> 00:27:15.136
I bet you'll do well.

565
00:27:17.169 --> 00:27:20.336
(golf balls crashing)

566
00:27:23.609 --> 00:27:26.493
- Did anyone lose a Titleist three?

567
00:27:26.493 --> 00:27:27.660
Or a Pinnacle?

568
00:27:28.943 --> 00:27:29.943
Or a Wilson?

569
00:27:31.221 --> 00:27:32.932
Oh, hello Wilson.

570
00:27:32.932 --> 00:27:34.459
We might just make it.

571
00:27:34.459 --> 00:27:36.331
Did that thought ever cross your brain?

572
00:27:36.331 --> 00:27:39.411
Well, regardless, I'd
rather take my chances

573
00:27:39.411 --> 00:27:42.172
out there in the ocean
than to stay here and die

574
00:27:42.172 --> 00:27:44.049
on this shit hole of an island,

575
00:27:44.049 --> 00:27:49.041
spending the rest of my life
talking to a goddamn golf ball.

576
00:27:49.041 --> 00:27:50.041
Here you go.

577
00:27:53.046 --> 00:27:54.991
- A feisty one.

578
00:27:54.991 --> 00:27:58.649
- I don't know if I'm in love
or really, really scared.

579
00:27:58.649 --> 00:28:00.437
- [Bogart] It could be a fine line.

580
00:28:00.437 --> 00:28:01.765
- Sorry about your balls.

581
00:28:01.765 --> 00:28:04.917
- Oh fine, that's the most
fun I've had in awhile.

582
00:28:04.917 --> 00:28:06.244
- That's sad.

583
00:28:06.244 --> 00:28:08.025
- Look, go talk to her.

584
00:28:08.025 --> 00:28:08.904
- What?

585
00:28:08.904 --> 00:28:10.867
- [Bogart] You obviously like her.

586
00:28:10.867 --> 00:28:12.037
Go talk to her.

587
00:28:12.037 --> 00:28:14.173
- She's with her friend.

588
00:28:14.173 --> 00:28:15.854
- [Bogart] She's leaving.

589
00:28:15.854 --> 00:28:17.342
- What would I even say?

590
00:28:17.342 --> 00:28:18.639
- See if she wants some more...

591
00:28:18.639 --> 00:28:20.386
Ah, no, let's think.

592
00:28:20.386 --> 00:28:22.489
Tell her she has a lovely swing.

593
00:28:22.489 --> 00:28:24.291
- She does have a nice swing.

594
00:28:24.291 --> 00:28:25.163
- Don't tell me,

595
00:28:25.163 --> 00:28:25.996
tell her.

596
00:28:30.428 --> 00:28:32.595
(sighing)

597
00:28:38.323 --> 00:28:39.881
- Nice swing.

598
00:28:39.881 --> 00:28:41.543
- I bet you say that to all the girls.

599
00:28:41.543 --> 00:28:43.923
- Yeah, 'cause there's so many
girls that play golf here.

600
00:28:43.923 --> 00:28:45.799
- You know, you're kind of a smart ass.

601
00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:47.246
- Never been accused of that before.

602
00:28:47.246 --> 00:28:48.492
- That's surprising.

603
00:28:48.492 --> 00:28:49.892
Can you check my stance, please?

604
00:28:49.892 --> 00:28:50.802
- Excuse me?

605
00:28:50.802 --> 00:28:54.635
- Stand there and see
if my stance looks good.

606
00:28:56.262 --> 00:28:57.331
Well?

607
00:28:57.331 --> 00:28:58.203
- Perfect.

608
00:28:58.203 --> 00:28:59.379
- No, seriously.

609
00:28:59.379 --> 00:29:00.237
- I am serious.

610
00:29:00.237 --> 00:29:01.568
Good spine angle,

611
00:29:01.568 --> 00:29:03.383
weight on the balls of your feet,

612
00:29:03.383 --> 00:29:04.400
good lines.

613
00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:05.450
- Good lines?

614
00:29:05.450 --> 00:29:07.536
- Yeah, arms hanging naturally,

615
00:29:07.536 --> 00:29:09.869
knees bent but not too bent.

616
00:29:12.420 --> 00:29:13.960
Beautiful.

617
00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:15.341
- That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.

618
00:29:15.341 --> 00:29:16.358
(ball crashing)

619
00:29:16.358 --> 00:29:17.525
- Oops, shank.

620
00:29:18.470 --> 00:29:19.961
Sorry.

621
00:29:19.961 --> 00:29:21.202
- We should play,

622
00:29:21.202 --> 00:29:22.289
golf that is.

623
00:29:22.289 --> 00:29:23.122
- Yeah.

624
00:29:23.122 --> 00:29:23.955
- Yeah.

625
00:29:23.955 --> 00:29:24.788
- Yeah, for sure.

626
00:29:24.788 --> 00:29:25.621
- Yeah.

627
00:29:27.209 --> 00:29:29.576
- Well, I better be
getting back to work now.

628
00:29:29.576 --> 00:29:30.409
- Okay.

629
00:29:31.382 --> 00:29:32.903
(balls crashing)

630
00:29:32.903 --> 00:29:35.736
(whimsical music)

631
00:29:41.724 --> 00:29:43.436
- I thought you'd be
rolling into the parking lot

632
00:29:43.436 --> 00:29:45.014
right about now.

633
00:29:45.014 --> 00:29:46.255
- No, I listened.

634
00:29:46.255 --> 00:29:48.514
I even hit a quick bucket of balls.

635
00:29:48.514 --> 00:29:49.736
- Quick bucket?

636
00:29:49.736 --> 00:29:51.063
All drivers?

637
00:29:51.063 --> 00:29:52.942
- About half.

638
00:29:52.942 --> 00:29:54.324
- [Ray] Are half the shots
you're gonna hit today

639
00:29:54.324 --> 00:29:55.392
gonna be drivers?

640
00:29:55.392 --> 00:29:56.354
- Well, no.

641
00:29:56.354 --> 00:29:57.614
- Hit any putts?

642
00:29:57.614 --> 00:29:59.275
- Well, no, I didn't have time.

643
00:29:59.275 --> 00:30:00.693
- So you're not gonna put today?

644
00:30:00.693 --> 00:30:02.985
- Well, no, I mean-

645
00:30:02.985 --> 00:30:05.295
- I predict that 40 to 50% of the shots

646
00:30:05.295 --> 00:30:07.325
you're gonna hit today are gonna be putts.

647
00:30:07.325 --> 00:30:09.281
But you didn't think to practice putting.

648
00:30:09.281 --> 00:30:11.105
Unless of course you're an amazing putter.

649
00:30:11.105 --> 00:30:12.902
- Definitely not.

650
00:30:12.902 --> 00:30:14.462
- [Ray] Come on, get on with it.

651
00:30:14.462 --> 00:30:16.254
- Would you like the honor?

652
00:30:16.254 --> 00:30:18.337
- I'm not here for honor.

653
00:30:34.029 --> 00:30:35.779
It gets dark at nine.

654
00:30:38.052 --> 00:30:40.380
(club crashing)

655
00:30:40.380 --> 00:30:41.630
- Sorry, sorry.

656
00:30:55.360 --> 00:30:57.512
(ball cracking)

657
00:30:57.512 --> 00:30:58.756
- Nice shot.

658
00:30:58.756 --> 00:30:59.923
- Gee, thanks.

659
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:10.289
(ball cracking)

660
00:31:10.289 --> 00:31:11.899
Want that one again?

661
00:31:11.899 --> 00:31:13.189
- Come on.

662
00:31:13.189 --> 00:31:16.022
(whimsical music)

663
00:31:52.798 --> 00:31:54.239
Got it figured out?

664
00:31:54.239 --> 00:31:55.657
- I think so.

665
00:31:55.657 --> 00:31:57.020
- Got the line.

666
00:31:57.020 --> 00:31:58.261
- [Bogart] Think so.

667
00:31:58.261 --> 00:32:00.259
- I bet you miss by six feet.

668
00:32:00.259 --> 00:32:02.826
- I don't know, you're the pro and all.

669
00:32:02.826 --> 00:32:04.407
But it's a pretty straight putt,

670
00:32:04.407 --> 00:32:06.559
and I got a pretty good read on it.

671
00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:07.392
- Okay.

672
00:32:07.392 --> 00:32:10.142
(birds chirping)

673
00:32:18.291 --> 00:32:19.124
- Oooo.

674
00:32:21.582 --> 00:32:22.912
- See?

675
00:32:22.912 --> 00:32:23.745
- See what?

676
00:32:23.745 --> 00:32:24.662
I nearly made it.

677
00:32:24.662 --> 00:32:25.876
- You missed by six feet.

678
00:32:25.876 --> 00:32:26.876
- I did not.

679
00:32:31.877 --> 00:32:33.889
What, I haven't finished yet.

680
00:32:33.889 --> 00:32:35.345
- Yeah, you have.

681
00:32:35.345 --> 00:32:38.345
(crickets chirping)

682
00:32:41.364 --> 00:32:43.112
Okay, stop.

683
00:32:43.112 --> 00:32:44.740
Now that we've got your pre-shot routine

684
00:32:44.740 --> 00:32:47.736
down to under five
minutes, it's time to ask,

685
00:32:47.736 --> 00:32:49.010
what are you aiming at?

686
00:32:49.010 --> 00:32:49.939
- What do you mean?

687
00:32:49.939 --> 00:32:51.285
- It's not a difficult question.

688
00:32:51.285 --> 00:32:52.580
What are you aiming at?

689
00:32:52.580 --> 00:32:53.597
- The fairway?

690
00:32:53.597 --> 00:32:55.837
- There's four acres of fairway out there.

691
00:32:55.837 --> 00:32:57.746
You just aiming for four acres?

692
00:32:57.746 --> 00:32:58.773
- Yeah.

693
00:32:58.773 --> 00:33:00.247
- Aim for something.

694
00:33:00.247 --> 00:33:02.435
In tennis they're not just
aiming for the service box,

695
00:33:02.435 --> 00:33:04.795
they're aiming for two
square inches of it.

696
00:33:04.795 --> 00:33:08.466
In basketball they're aiming
for a specific spot on the rim.

697
00:33:08.466 --> 00:33:10.204
In hockey they're not
just aiming for the net.

698
00:33:10.204 --> 00:33:12.217
They're aiming for a postage stamp

699
00:33:12.217 --> 00:33:14.513
above the goalie's shoulder.

700
00:33:14.513 --> 00:33:16.123
- I don't know hockey.

701
00:33:16.123 --> 00:33:17.192
- Don't be a dick.

702
00:33:17.192 --> 00:33:18.835
Don't just aim for the fairway.

703
00:33:18.835 --> 00:33:21.143
Aim for a tree off in the distance.

704
00:33:21.143 --> 00:33:23.944
And don't just aim for a
tree, aim for a branch.

705
00:33:23.944 --> 00:33:27.286
Better yet, a leaf on that branch.

706
00:33:27.286 --> 00:33:29.682
If you aim for the fairway and you miss,

707
00:33:29.682 --> 00:33:31.173
you miss the fairway.

708
00:33:31.173 --> 00:33:33.480
If you aim for a sprinkler
head and you miss

709
00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:34.986
you're still in the fairway.

710
00:33:34.986 --> 00:33:35.933
You follow?

711
00:33:35.933 --> 00:33:37.492
- That was very Robert Shaw.

712
00:33:37.492 --> 00:33:38.402
- Yeah?

713
00:33:38.402 --> 00:33:39.834
I was going for that.

714
00:33:39.834 --> 00:33:40.834
Now come on.

715
00:33:41.671 --> 00:33:43.254
- Okay, I'm aiming.

716
00:33:44.562 --> 00:33:46.643
- [Ray] What are you aiming for?

717
00:33:46.643 --> 00:33:49.023
- You see that ground under repair sign,

718
00:33:49.023 --> 00:33:51.389
slap dab in the middle of the fairway?

719
00:33:51.389 --> 00:33:53.002
- Now don't just aim for the sign.

720
00:33:53.002 --> 00:33:56.081
Aim for a word or even a letter in under.

721
00:33:56.081 --> 00:33:59.526
- Nevermind that, I'm
aiming for printed in Japan.

722
00:33:59.526 --> 00:34:00.443
- Atta boy.

723
00:34:02.816 --> 00:34:05.090
(ball cracking)

724
00:34:05.090 --> 00:34:06.666
Nice shot.

725
00:34:06.666 --> 00:34:07.499
- Yes.

726
00:34:13.284 --> 00:34:15.789
Come on, my son taught me this.

727
00:34:15.789 --> 00:34:17.871
- No, I'm not doing that.

728
00:34:18.992 --> 00:34:21.058
- Anyway, you're brilliant.

729
00:34:21.058 --> 00:34:22.599
- I didn't hit the drive.

730
00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:24.328
Come on, this hole's far from over.

731
00:34:24.328 --> 00:34:27.161
(whimsical music)

732
00:34:37.190 --> 00:34:38.293
Nice drive.

733
00:34:38.293 --> 00:34:40.869
Now, choose your club.

734
00:34:40.869 --> 00:34:42.442
What the hell is that?

735
00:34:42.442 --> 00:34:43.319
- What do you mean?

736
00:34:43.319 --> 00:34:44.210
It's a three-wood.

737
00:34:44.210 --> 00:34:45.311
- Why'd you pull your three-wood out?

738
00:34:45.311 --> 00:34:48.905
Do you know how hard it is to
hit a three-wood off the deck?

739
00:34:48.905 --> 00:34:51.266
- But it's 300 yards to the pin.

740
00:34:51.266 --> 00:34:53.857
- Can you hit a three-way 300 yards?

741
00:34:53.857 --> 00:34:54.734
- Well, no.

742
00:34:54.734 --> 00:34:58.167
- Can you hit anything 300 yards?

743
00:34:58.167 --> 00:34:59.184
- No, but.

744
00:34:59.184 --> 00:35:00.794
- [Ray] So are we agreed that

745
00:35:00.794 --> 00:35:03.053
you're not getting there in one shot?

746
00:35:03.053 --> 00:35:03.993
- Of course.

747
00:35:03.993 --> 00:35:05.736
- What's your 150 yard club.

748
00:35:05.736 --> 00:35:08.236
- I'd say maybe my seven iron.

749
00:35:09.264 --> 00:35:10.193
- I'd say maybe.

750
00:35:10.193 --> 00:35:12.503
Bogart, you have to know
how far your clubs go,

751
00:35:12.503 --> 00:35:14.234
each and every club.

752
00:35:14.234 --> 00:35:17.940
For now, let's assume your
seven iron goes 150 yards.

753
00:35:17.940 --> 00:35:19.363
- [Bogart] Okay.

754
00:35:19.363 --> 00:35:20.287
- Don't just stand there.

755
00:35:20.287 --> 00:35:21.285
Get your seven iron.

756
00:35:21.285 --> 00:35:22.475
- Oh, what now?

757
00:35:22.475 --> 00:35:23.353
- Yes now.

758
00:35:23.353 --> 00:35:25.017
What's your target?

759
00:35:25.017 --> 00:35:27.184
- Well, I'm 300 yards out.

760
00:35:28.462 --> 00:35:31.947
Maybe the 150 yard marker in
the middle of the fairway?

761
00:35:31.947 --> 00:35:34.636
- Give the man a gold star.

762
00:35:34.636 --> 00:35:36.287
Now come on, hit it.

763
00:35:36.287 --> 00:35:39.120
(whimsical music)

764
00:35:48.535 --> 00:35:51.202
(ball cracking)

765
00:35:55.678 --> 00:35:58.006
- [Announcer] Jim,
Bogart has a perfect lie

766
00:35:58.006 --> 00:36:00.020
in the middle of the fairway,

767
00:36:00.020 --> 00:36:02.018
right by the 150 yard marker.

768
00:36:02.018 --> 00:36:04.846
But it shouldn't interfere with his swing.

769
00:36:04.846 --> 00:36:05.830
- How far?

770
00:36:05.830 --> 00:36:08.369
- [Announcer] He's
consulting with his caddy,

771
00:36:08.369 --> 00:36:09.202
getting a yardage.

772
00:36:09.202 --> 00:36:11.952
(birds chirping)

773
00:36:17.078 --> 00:36:17.911
- 150.

774
00:36:18.986 --> 00:36:20.704
- [Announcer] 150.

775
00:36:20.704 --> 00:36:23.275
That should be right
in Bogart's wheelhouse.

776
00:36:23.275 --> 00:36:24.988
All he needs to do is put this close

777
00:36:24.988 --> 00:36:28.016
and the championship should be his.

778
00:36:28.016 --> 00:36:30.933
- Hey Walter Mitty, get on with it.

779
00:36:33.423 --> 00:36:34.612
- Seven iron again?

780
00:36:34.612 --> 00:36:36.112
- You're a genius.

781
00:36:39.394 --> 00:36:42.061
(ball cracking)

782
00:36:48.443 --> 00:36:50.861
See, you don't suck at golf.

783
00:36:50.861 --> 00:36:52.919
You're just not very smart.

784
00:36:52.919 --> 00:36:53.951
- Hey.

785
00:36:53.951 --> 00:36:55.701
- I was only kidding.

786
00:36:56.978 --> 00:36:59.238
- Hey, you haven't taken your shot.

787
00:36:59.238 --> 00:37:01.672
- I haven't had a shot in three holes now.

788
00:37:01.672 --> 00:37:03.194
- Really?

789
00:37:03.194 --> 00:37:05.047
- You've been too focused to notice.

790
00:37:05.047 --> 00:37:06.274
- Oh gosh, I'm sorry.

791
00:37:06.274 --> 00:37:07.151
- Don't be sorry.

792
00:37:07.151 --> 00:37:09.442
It's your focus that's
making you play better.

793
00:37:09.442 --> 00:37:10.404
- I guess you're right.

794
00:37:10.404 --> 00:37:11.990
- Oh, I'm right.

795
00:37:11.990 --> 00:37:14.351
- You know, I envy you, Ray.

796
00:37:14.351 --> 00:37:15.369
- Envy me?

797
00:37:15.369 --> 00:37:17.520
- Sure, you're working at a golf course,

798
00:37:17.520 --> 00:37:20.279
no stress, playing golf every day.

799
00:37:20.279 --> 00:37:21.298
- Are you kidding me?

800
00:37:21.298 --> 00:37:22.558
Playing golf every day?

801
00:37:22.558 --> 00:37:24.940
How many times have you
played golf this year?

802
00:37:24.940 --> 00:37:26.429
- It's 102,

803
00:37:26.429 --> 00:37:27.346
today, 103.

804
00:37:28.335 --> 00:37:31.013
- I've played seven times.

805
00:37:31.013 --> 00:37:32.013
Seven times.

806
00:37:33.443 --> 00:37:37.526
It should be me envying
you, except that I don't.

807
00:37:38.503 --> 00:37:41.494
I'm only here because we made a deal.

808
00:37:41.494 --> 00:37:42.773
I should be back in my office

809
00:37:42.773 --> 00:37:45.046
trying to figure out a way
to save the golf course.

810
00:37:45.046 --> 00:37:46.163
- Save it?

811
00:37:46.163 --> 00:37:47.195
From what?

812
00:37:47.195 --> 00:37:48.145
- From closing.

813
00:37:48.145 --> 00:37:51.312
Somebody on town council wants
to shut down the golf course.

814
00:37:51.312 --> 00:37:52.902
I haven't even unpacked,

815
00:37:52.902 --> 00:37:54.463
and they wanna close it.

816
00:37:54.463 --> 00:37:56.158
- Which councilor?

817
00:37:56.158 --> 00:37:57.549
- Cruella Deville or something like that.

818
00:37:57.549 --> 00:37:59.526
- (chuckling) Sue Ella Lamille.

819
00:37:59.526 --> 00:38:00.577
- That's her.

820
00:38:00.577 --> 00:38:02.817
- So what are we gonna do about it?

821
00:38:02.817 --> 00:38:03.690
- We?

822
00:38:03.690 --> 00:38:04.969
- Sure, I can help.

823
00:38:04.969 --> 00:38:06.457
- There's nothing you can do about it.

824
00:38:06.457 --> 00:38:08.240
Unless you know 25,000 people

825
00:38:08.240 --> 00:38:11.657
who can play golf here in the next month.

826
00:38:14.680 --> 00:38:17.513
(whimsical music)

827
00:38:23.212 --> 00:38:24.103
- Oh, there he is.

828
00:38:24.103 --> 00:38:25.413
Oh, Rick.

829
00:38:25.413 --> 00:38:26.726
- Oh, I'm on my way home.

830
00:38:26.726 --> 00:38:28.042
Do you need something from inside?

831
00:38:28.042 --> 00:38:29.006
- Just inside your brain.

832
00:38:29.006 --> 00:38:30.443
- We have a rules question for you.

833
00:38:30.443 --> 00:38:32.403
- Well, you're a pro, you should know.

834
00:38:32.403 --> 00:38:33.472
- I'm not actually-

835
00:38:33.472 --> 00:38:36.025
- Gladys and I were just
finishing a match on the ninth.

836
00:38:36.025 --> 00:38:37.274
- We just played nine 'cause we're old.

837
00:38:37.274 --> 00:38:38.323
- Speak for yourself.

838
00:38:38.323 --> 00:38:41.805
Anyway, I was on the green
and Gladys was just off.

839
00:38:41.805 --> 00:38:43.554
- I'm having trouble with my irons.

840
00:38:43.554 --> 00:38:45.968
I can hit my driver like
a son of a bitch, but.

841
00:38:45.968 --> 00:38:47.946
- But she was off the green and I was on,

842
00:38:47.946 --> 00:38:50.333
and she refused to play first.

843
00:38:50.333 --> 00:38:53.866
- Because I was closest to the pin.

844
00:38:53.866 --> 00:38:56.615
If I'd have gone first,
she would've seen the line.

845
00:38:56.615 --> 00:38:58.067
The match was tied.

846
00:38:58.067 --> 00:38:59.660
So this was for the whole shootin' works.

847
00:38:59.660 --> 00:39:00.493
- Shooting match.

848
00:39:00.493 --> 00:39:01.326
- I knew it was a match.

849
00:39:01.326 --> 00:39:03.133
I'm not in the home yet.

850
00:39:03.133 --> 00:39:05.042
- Okay, so Alice, you were on the green.

851
00:39:05.042 --> 00:39:05.875
- Correct.

852
00:39:05.875 --> 00:39:08.342
- And Gladys was off, but
that doesn't really matter.

853
00:39:08.342 --> 00:39:11.090
The question is who was
farthest from the pin.

854
00:39:11.090 --> 00:39:11.982
- Really?

855
00:39:11.982 --> 00:39:14.065
Well, that's hard to say.

856
00:39:16.252 --> 00:39:17.568
It is not.

857
00:39:17.568 --> 00:39:19.119
You darn well, I measured.

858
00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:21.992
Alice was exactly 20 handbags further away

859
00:39:21.992 --> 00:39:23.782
and I was 16.

860
00:39:23.782 --> 00:39:24.914
- Handbags?

861
00:39:24.914 --> 00:39:26.755
- Yeah, handbags.

862
00:39:26.755 --> 00:39:29.083
I had nothing else to measure
with so I use the handbags.

863
00:39:29.083 --> 00:39:30.951
- So if you used
handbags, that settles it.

864
00:39:30.951 --> 00:39:32.145
Alice should have played first

865
00:39:32.145 --> 00:39:33.456
as she was farther from the pin

866
00:39:33.456 --> 00:39:35.715
and being on or off the
green doesn't really matter.

867
00:39:35.715 --> 00:39:39.163
Which means you played out of
turn and you lose the hole.

868
00:39:39.163 --> 00:39:40.405
- What a crock.

869
00:39:40.405 --> 00:39:42.615
- You owe me a loony.

870
00:39:42.615 --> 00:39:44.032
- You're a loony.

871
00:39:46.453 --> 00:39:47.751
- Lisa?

872
00:39:47.751 --> 00:39:49.443
She's out on the course right now.

873
00:39:49.443 --> 00:39:51.202
Yeah I know what an inhaler is.

874
00:39:51.202 --> 00:39:52.702
What, is she okay?

875
00:39:53.980 --> 00:39:56.079
Of course I can, anything.

876
00:39:56.079 --> 00:39:57.045
Ladies change room?

877
00:39:57.045 --> 00:39:59.020
I can't do that.

878
00:39:59.020 --> 00:40:01.420
Of course I don't want her to die.

879
00:40:01.420 --> 00:40:02.556
Eighth hole?

880
00:40:02.556 --> 00:40:04.533
Okay, I'm on it.

881
00:40:04.533 --> 00:40:05.953
- Okay, thanks.

882
00:40:05.953 --> 00:40:07.036
And do hurry.

883
00:40:08.142 --> 00:40:09.892
He really is quite adorable.

884
00:40:09.892 --> 00:40:12.809
(whimsical music)

885
00:40:28.829 --> 00:40:31.662
(pedal squeaking)

886
00:40:33.782 --> 00:40:37.449
(dramatic orchestral music)

887
00:42:05.914 --> 00:42:08.664
(birds chirping)

888
00:42:19.315 --> 00:42:20.387
- Here.

889
00:42:20.387 --> 00:42:21.264
- What's this?

890
00:42:21.264 --> 00:42:22.315
Who are you?

891
00:42:22.315 --> 00:42:23.187
- It's me, Rick.

892
00:42:23.187 --> 00:42:24.376
That's your inhaler.

893
00:42:24.376 --> 00:42:25.287
- Take your helmet off.

894
00:42:25.287 --> 00:42:28.120
(gasping for air)

895
00:42:29.697 --> 00:42:30.766
- I know it's an inhaler.

896
00:42:30.766 --> 00:42:32.391
Well, why are you giving it to me?

897
00:42:32.391 --> 00:42:34.103
- Don't you need it?

898
00:42:34.103 --> 00:42:35.839
- Well sometimes, but not right now.

899
00:42:35.839 --> 00:42:38.067
- Five minutes ago?

900
00:42:38.067 --> 00:42:38.900
- No.

901
00:42:39.978 --> 00:42:40.895
- Then why?

902
00:42:41.957 --> 00:42:43.497
- Here, take this.

903
00:42:43.497 --> 00:42:44.846
- Thanks.

904
00:42:44.846 --> 00:42:47.679
(gasping for air)

905
00:42:51.655 --> 00:42:53.141
Then why did someone phone me

906
00:42:53.141 --> 00:42:54.858
telling me you were
having an asthma attack

907
00:42:54.858 --> 00:42:56.693
and to bring you your inhaler?

908
00:42:56.693 --> 00:42:58.632
- I wasn't having an attack.

909
00:42:58.632 --> 00:43:01.255
I have a spare inhaler in my golf bag.

910
00:43:01.255 --> 00:43:02.689
Where'd you get that?

911
00:43:02.689 --> 00:43:04.370
- You're backpack in
the lady's change room.

912
00:43:04.370 --> 00:43:05.245
- What?

913
00:43:05.245 --> 00:43:06.664
You went through my backpack.

914
00:43:06.664 --> 00:43:08.922
Why did you go through my backpack?

915
00:43:08.922 --> 00:43:10.742
And what were you doing
in the ladies change room?

916
00:43:10.742 --> 00:43:11.861
- They told me to.

917
00:43:11.861 --> 00:43:13.034
- They?

918
00:43:13.034 --> 00:43:14.290
- Your friend on the phone.

919
00:43:14.290 --> 00:43:15.989
She said you were having an asthma attack.

920
00:43:15.989 --> 00:43:17.355
- Oh.

921
00:43:17.355 --> 00:43:18.284
- Oh?

922
00:43:18.284 --> 00:43:20.136
- I think someone's messing with you.

923
00:43:20.136 --> 00:43:22.026
- That much I figured out already.

924
00:43:22.026 --> 00:43:24.322
- I think my friend
Sally put you up to this.

925
00:43:24.322 --> 00:43:25.195
- It's not funny.

926
00:43:25.195 --> 00:43:26.102
I thought you were dying.

927
00:43:26.102 --> 00:43:28.224
Not to mention a lot
of the ride was uphill.

928
00:43:28.224 --> 00:43:29.586
- Well, I think you're sweet.

929
00:43:29.586 --> 00:43:30.482
- You do?

930
00:43:30.482 --> 00:43:31.425
- For sure.

931
00:43:31.425 --> 00:43:33.992
My knight in shining
armor, come to save me.

932
00:43:33.992 --> 00:43:36.185
- Last week I got a call
saying that Mr. Bambrick

933
00:43:36.185 --> 00:43:38.532
was having a heart attack on the 11th.

934
00:43:38.532 --> 00:43:39.634
I brought up the defibrillator

935
00:43:39.634 --> 00:43:42.116
and turns out it was just heartburn.

936
00:43:42.116 --> 00:43:43.743
- [Lisa] Well, that killed the moment.

937
00:43:43.743 --> 00:43:46.685
- Sorry, I got a $10 tip out of it though.

938
00:43:46.685 --> 00:43:48.454
- Are you suggesting I
should give you a tip?

939
00:43:48.454 --> 00:43:50.064
- Oh no, I didn't mean that.

940
00:43:50.064 --> 00:43:51.865
- How about if I let you walk in with me?

941
00:43:51.865 --> 00:43:53.561
- Um, okay.

942
00:43:53.561 --> 00:43:55.680
- I'm sorry, that must've sounded awful.

943
00:43:55.680 --> 00:43:57.162
- No, I'd be happy to.

944
00:43:57.162 --> 00:44:00.245
- Maybe you can give me a tip or two.

945
00:44:07.418 --> 00:44:11.162
♪ Girl you've got that smile ♪

946
00:44:11.162 --> 00:44:15.320
♪ It makes my heart beat every day ♪

947
00:44:15.320 --> 00:44:19.640
♪ And you got that way ♪

948
00:44:19.640 --> 00:44:23.838
♪ Of making it easy to fall for you ♪

949
00:44:23.838 --> 00:44:25.896
♪ I do ♪

950
00:44:25.896 --> 00:44:28.658
♪ Promise two ♪

951
00:44:28.658 --> 00:44:32.677
♪ Hands to hold you when you're cold ♪

952
00:44:32.677 --> 00:44:35.915
♪ I can't help it ♪

953
00:44:35.915 --> 00:44:38.998
♪ I'm a fool for you ♪

954
00:44:54.068 --> 00:44:57.766
♪ Girl you've got those eyes ♪

955
00:44:57.766 --> 00:45:02.214
♪ That still gleam under
the pale moonlight ♪

956
00:45:02.214 --> 00:45:03.547
- Get a move on.

957
00:45:06.251 --> 00:45:08.084
♪ You ♪

958
00:45:12.634 --> 00:45:14.206
♪ I'm a fool for ♪
- Can I walk you home?

959
00:45:14.206 --> 00:45:16.249
- No, I'm gonna hang out
on the putting green.

960
00:45:16.249 --> 00:45:17.307
- Oh really?

961
00:45:17.307 --> 00:45:19.267
- Yeah, well just until
my mom picks me up.

962
00:45:19.267 --> 00:45:20.184
- Oh, okay.

963
00:45:22.589 --> 00:45:23.505
Bye.
- Bye.

964
00:45:23.505 --> 00:45:25.068
Oh, your helmet.

965
00:45:25.068 --> 00:45:26.907
- Yeah, my helmet.

966
00:45:26.907 --> 00:45:28.203
- Yeah.

967
00:45:28.203 --> 00:45:29.036
- Ope.

968
00:45:31.435 --> 00:45:32.442
- Okay, see ya.

969
00:45:32.442 --> 00:45:33.275
- See ya.

970
00:45:35.052 --> 00:45:36.053
- Your clubs.

971
00:45:36.053 --> 00:45:38.277
- Right, my clubs.

972
00:45:38.277 --> 00:45:43.277
♪ I'm so in love with ♪

973
00:45:43.772 --> 00:45:45.605
♪ You ♪

974
00:45:50.912 --> 00:45:53.912
(people chattering)

975
00:45:55.379 --> 00:45:56.212
- More tea?

976
00:45:56.212 --> 00:45:57.045
Another sandwich?

977
00:45:57.045 --> 00:45:57.878
- No, thank you.

978
00:45:57.878 --> 00:45:58.711
- No?

979
00:45:58.711 --> 00:45:59.778
- Is that surprising?

980
00:45:59.778 --> 00:46:01.487
- Well, you do like your
tea and your sandwiches.

981
00:46:01.487 --> 00:46:03.507
- I do, don't I?

982
00:46:03.507 --> 00:46:05.595
But if I have any more
I won't sleep tonight,

983
00:46:05.595 --> 00:46:07.329
and I have trouble sleeping as it is.

984
00:46:07.329 --> 00:46:08.935
- Aww, I'm sorry.

985
00:46:08.935 --> 00:46:10.867
Whatcha reading?

986
00:46:10.867 --> 00:46:12.910
(laughing)

987
00:46:12.910 --> 00:46:14.507
- I think somebody's trying
to tell me something.

988
00:46:14.507 --> 00:46:15.398
- A gift?

989
00:46:15.398 --> 00:46:16.271
- It was a mystery gift.

990
00:46:16.271 --> 00:46:17.899
Someone left it in my day locker.

991
00:46:17.899 --> 00:46:19.197
No idea who.

992
00:46:19.197 --> 00:46:21.208
- Somebody who played behind you, perhaps?

993
00:46:21.208 --> 00:46:22.766
- [Bogart] Ha ha, very funny.

994
00:46:22.766 --> 00:46:23.658
- I'll get you some change.

995
00:46:23.658 --> 00:46:24.777
- No, that's good.

996
00:46:24.777 --> 00:46:25.658
Thank you very much.

997
00:46:25.658 --> 00:46:26.726
- Thank you.

998
00:46:26.726 --> 00:46:28.265
Will I see you tomorrow?

999
00:46:28.265 --> 00:46:30.105
- Does bear go number two in the woods?

1000
00:46:30.105 --> 00:46:31.152
- You're funny.

1001
00:46:31.152 --> 00:46:32.496
- [Bogart] (chuckling) Thank you.

1002
00:46:32.496 --> 00:46:33.686
- See you tomorrow, Bogart.

1003
00:46:33.686 --> 00:46:35.808
- [Bogart] Thanks for everything, Lauren.

1004
00:46:35.808 --> 00:46:37.680
- Honey, there's some
pizza in the kitchen.

1005
00:46:37.680 --> 00:46:38.612
Would you like some?

1006
00:46:38.612 --> 00:46:40.150
- Oh, thank you, but I can't.

1007
00:46:40.150 --> 00:46:41.024
- It's on me.

1008
00:46:41.024 --> 00:46:42.844
We're closing, it'll just get thrown out.

1009
00:46:42.844 --> 00:46:44.240
- But you're closing.

1010
00:46:44.240 --> 00:46:45.073
- That's okay.

1011
00:46:45.073 --> 00:46:45.906
I have to cash out.

1012
00:46:45.906 --> 00:46:46.739
You have time.

1013
00:46:46.739 --> 00:46:47.572
- Are you sure?

1014
00:46:47.572 --> 00:46:48.405
- Of course I'm sure.

1015
00:46:48.405 --> 00:46:49.739
I'll be right back.

1016
00:46:49.739 --> 00:46:52.322
(gentle music)

1017
00:47:16.207 --> 00:47:17.658
Lisa?

1018
00:47:17.658 --> 00:47:18.742
What are you doing here?

1019
00:47:18.742 --> 00:47:19.918
I thought you went home.

1020
00:47:19.918 --> 00:47:21.866
- It's hard to explain.

1021
00:47:21.866 --> 00:47:22.916
I can't go home.

1022
00:47:22.916 --> 00:47:24.246
- What?

1023
00:47:24.246 --> 00:47:25.310
Why can't you go home?

1024
00:47:25.310 --> 00:47:27.447
- Well, my mom kicked me out

1025
00:47:27.447 --> 00:47:28.899
for her new boyfriend to move in.

1026
00:47:28.899 --> 00:47:30.149
- That's crazy.

1027
00:47:31.386 --> 00:47:33.239
- A little bit.

1028
00:47:33.239 --> 00:47:35.489
- So what are you gonna do?

1029
00:47:37.071 --> 00:47:39.560
You weren't gonna sleep here were you?

1030
00:47:39.560 --> 00:47:40.592
You were.

1031
00:47:40.592 --> 00:47:41.763
- I'm sorry.

1032
00:47:41.763 --> 00:47:44.216
- Don't be sorry, you poor girl.

1033
00:47:44.216 --> 00:47:45.093
Just this once?

1034
00:47:45.093 --> 00:47:46.825
Or has this been going on for-

1035
00:47:46.825 --> 00:47:47.805
- A couple days?

1036
00:47:47.805 --> 00:47:49.873
- Well, it's not gonna happen tonight.

1037
00:47:49.873 --> 00:47:51.672
No, no, I didn't mean it like that.

1038
00:47:51.672 --> 00:47:53.422
I mean, you're gonna come home with me.

1039
00:47:53.422 --> 00:47:54.302
- I can't.

1040
00:47:54.302 --> 00:47:55.591
- Of course you can.

1041
00:47:55.591 --> 00:47:57.346
And you are.

1042
00:47:57.346 --> 00:47:58.675
Now come on, get your things.

1043
00:47:58.675 --> 00:47:59.508
You know what?

1044
00:47:59.508 --> 00:48:01.080
I'm only walking distance away.

1045
00:48:01.080 --> 00:48:02.564
And it's a longish walk,

1046
00:48:02.564 --> 00:48:04.600
but that'll give us
some time to talk, okay?

1047
00:48:04.600 --> 00:48:05.473
- [Lisa] Okay.

1048
00:48:05.473 --> 00:48:08.056
(gentle music)

1049
00:48:12.092 --> 00:48:14.825
- Well that sounds hard.

1050
00:48:14.825 --> 00:48:15.754
- Well, I feel like I'm

1051
00:48:15.754 --> 00:48:17.555
making my mother sound like a monster.

1052
00:48:17.555 --> 00:48:20.463
- Well, certainly not mother of the year.

1053
00:48:20.463 --> 00:48:24.765
- Well, she's not that bad
until she goes off her meds.

1054
00:48:24.765 --> 00:48:25.713
And then-
- Why did she

1055
00:48:25.713 --> 00:48:26.652
go off her medications?

1056
00:48:26.652 --> 00:48:28.443
- Why does anyone go off their meds?

1057
00:48:28.443 --> 00:48:29.467
It makes them feel better.

1058
00:48:29.467 --> 00:48:30.342
And then-

1059
00:48:30.342 --> 00:48:31.531
- Then they think they're better

1060
00:48:31.531 --> 00:48:33.401
and then they stop.

1061
00:48:33.401 --> 00:48:35.783
- Yeah, and it keeps on happening.

1062
00:48:35.783 --> 00:48:37.902
- Well where's your dad in all this?

1063
00:48:37.902 --> 00:48:39.909
Oh, I'm sorry, do you have a dad?

1064
00:48:39.909 --> 00:48:42.891
- Yeah, he lives in Seattle.

1065
00:48:42.891 --> 00:48:45.233
- I don't know how to ask this delicately,

1066
00:48:45.233 --> 00:48:47.233
but doesn't he want you?

1067
00:48:48.708 --> 00:48:50.365
- Yeah, of course.

1068
00:48:50.365 --> 00:48:52.787
He fought for me in court, but then lost.

1069
00:48:52.787 --> 00:48:55.115
And then our mother, my
mother moved us here.

1070
00:48:55.115 --> 00:48:57.369
- Does he know what's going on?

1071
00:48:57.369 --> 00:48:59.087
- Yeah, I told him.

1072
00:48:59.087 --> 00:49:00.029
- You told him that you're

1073
00:49:00.029 --> 00:49:01.795
sleeping outside at a golf course?

1074
00:49:01.795 --> 00:49:03.515
- Oh God, no.

1075
00:49:03.515 --> 00:49:05.067
I told him I'm staying at my friends.

1076
00:49:05.067 --> 00:49:07.484
- Well, at least that's true.

1077
00:49:08.327 --> 00:49:10.408
You can stay with us
as long as you need to.

1078
00:49:10.408 --> 00:49:12.688
- You and your husband?

1079
00:49:12.688 --> 00:49:14.424
- No, me and my son.

1080
00:49:14.424 --> 00:49:15.297
I'm a widow.

1081
00:49:15.297 --> 00:49:16.314
- Oh God, I'm so sorry.

1082
00:49:16.314 --> 00:49:17.625
- Oh, no, no, it's okay.

1083
00:49:17.625 --> 00:49:19.058
It happened a long time ago.

1084
00:49:19.058 --> 00:49:20.038
- How old's your son?

1085
00:49:20.038 --> 00:49:21.648
- He's 15.

1086
00:49:21.648 --> 00:49:22.871
You probably know him.

1087
00:49:22.871 --> 00:49:24.954
He works at the pro shop.

1088
00:49:26.867 --> 00:49:28.794
Lisa, what's wrong?

1089
00:49:28.794 --> 00:49:31.524
- Rick, Rick from the pro shop's your son?

1090
00:49:31.524 --> 00:49:33.162
- Yeah, he is.

1091
00:49:33.162 --> 00:49:34.704
- I can't go to your house.

1092
00:49:34.704 --> 00:49:36.107
- Why not?

1093
00:49:36.107 --> 00:49:39.507
- Because it would be the
most embarrassing thing ever.

1094
00:49:39.507 --> 00:49:40.502
- Don't be silly.

1095
00:49:40.502 --> 00:49:42.134
Rick's a great kid.

1096
00:49:42.134 --> 00:49:44.638
He'll totally understand.

1097
00:49:44.638 --> 00:49:45.707
- What?

1098
00:49:45.707 --> 00:49:46.985
She can't come in here.

1099
00:49:46.985 --> 00:49:48.807
- Why on earth not?

1100
00:49:48.807 --> 00:49:50.837
- Because that'll be the
most embarrassing thing ever.

1101
00:49:50.837 --> 00:49:51.991
- Don't be ridiculous.

1102
00:49:51.991 --> 00:49:53.497
The poor girl is in trouble,

1103
00:49:53.497 --> 00:49:55.282
and we are gonna help her out.

1104
00:49:55.282 --> 00:49:57.506
- A little warning would have been nice.

1105
00:49:57.506 --> 00:49:58.855
So I could clean my room.

1106
00:49:58.855 --> 00:50:02.194
- First, the hundred times I
asked you to clean your room

1107
00:50:02.194 --> 00:50:03.545
should have been ample warning.

1108
00:50:03.545 --> 00:50:06.925
And second, she ain't goin' in your room.

1109
00:50:06.925 --> 00:50:10.616
But you could do me a favor
before I bring her in.

1110
00:50:10.616 --> 00:50:11.493
- What?

1111
00:50:11.493 --> 00:50:13.160
- Put some pants on.

1112
00:50:15.553 --> 00:50:18.136
("Every Road")

1113
00:50:35.561 --> 00:50:40.561
♪ Maybe you're feelin' it comin' ♪

1114
00:50:40.972 --> 00:50:45.594
♪ Maybe it's nothin' at all ♪

1115
00:50:45.594 --> 00:50:50.448
♪ Sometimes change comes and pick you up ♪

1116
00:50:50.448 --> 00:50:55.448
♪ Just when you start to fall ♪

1117
00:50:55.568 --> 00:51:00.568
♪ Sometimes it's too familiar ♪

1118
00:51:01.009 --> 00:51:05.230
♪ And you've just gotta run ♪

1119
00:51:05.230 --> 00:51:10.230
♪ Or you can't find what
you think you need ♪

1120
00:51:10.426 --> 00:51:14.247
♪ To do what must be done ♪

1121
00:51:14.247 --> 00:51:16.670
♪ But wherever you run ♪

1122
00:51:16.670 --> 00:51:19.608
♪ Wherever you roam ♪

1123
00:51:19.608 --> 00:51:24.088
♪ Every road is leading you home ♪

1124
00:51:24.088 --> 00:51:26.670
♪ Whatever may come ♪

1125
00:51:26.670 --> 00:51:30.788
♪ Whatever the load ♪

1126
00:51:30.788 --> 00:51:33.550
♪ Every road ♪

1127
00:51:33.550 --> 00:51:36.967
♪ Every road leads home ♪

1128
00:51:46.467 --> 00:51:48.026
- I've done it.

1129
00:51:48.026 --> 00:51:49.325
- Excuse me?

1130
00:51:49.325 --> 00:51:52.012
- I signed up for the club
championship next Sunday.

1131
00:51:52.012 --> 00:51:53.729
- Bogart, I'm in the
middle of a putting lesson.

1132
00:51:53.729 --> 00:51:55.308
- I'll cut to the chase,

1133
00:51:55.308 --> 00:51:57.329
distance is more important than line.

1134
00:51:57.329 --> 00:51:58.849
That's all you need to know.

1135
00:51:58.849 --> 00:51:59.849
- Excuse me.

1136
00:52:01.970 --> 00:52:02.803
- Bogart.

1137
00:52:02.803 --> 00:52:04.868
- He's a very good teacher.

1138
00:52:04.868 --> 00:52:06.149
- Bogart, you've had one lesson.

1139
00:52:06.149 --> 00:52:07.052
I don't think that makes you ready

1140
00:52:07.052 --> 00:52:08.429
for the club championship.

1141
00:52:08.429 --> 00:52:11.031
- I'm not saying I'm gonna
win the club championship,

1142
00:52:11.031 --> 00:52:12.989
but you taught me so much.

1143
00:52:12.989 --> 00:52:14.589
I just wanna play it.

1144
00:52:14.589 --> 00:52:16.749
But you only have one week to practice.

1145
00:52:16.749 --> 00:52:18.813
- I'm gonna practice every day.

1146
00:52:18.813 --> 00:52:20.349
Don't worry.

1147
00:52:20.349 --> 00:52:22.288
I don't care if I come last.

1148
00:52:22.288 --> 00:52:24.871
I just want the experience.

1149
00:52:24.871 --> 00:52:26.631
- All right, fill your boots.

1150
00:52:26.631 --> 00:52:27.866
- Lunch?

1151
00:52:27.866 --> 00:52:29.693
- I'm in the middle of a lesson.

1152
00:52:29.693 --> 00:52:31.133
- Oh yes, sorry.

1153
00:52:31.133 --> 00:52:33.853
Don't forget to tell them
a bit about aiming small.

1154
00:52:33.853 --> 00:52:35.069
- Bye Bogart.

1155
00:52:35.069 --> 00:52:36.472
- Better go.

1156
00:52:36.472 --> 00:52:37.722
Gotta practice.

1157
00:52:39.730 --> 00:52:42.480
("Tomcat Prowl")

1158
00:53:15.271 --> 00:53:18.848
♪ Been working like a dog gone crazy ♪

1159
00:53:18.848 --> 00:53:22.711
♪ I've been giving everything I've got ♪

1160
00:53:22.711 --> 00:53:26.766
♪ I need something short
and sweet to save me ♪

1161
00:53:26.766 --> 00:53:30.513
♪ A little something
that can hit the spot ♪

1162
00:53:30.513 --> 00:53:34.351
♪ I've been living like
a man in a prison ♪

1163
00:53:34.351 --> 00:53:38.273
♪ I've been living like
some monk in a cave ♪

1164
00:53:38.273 --> 00:53:42.193
♪ I need a woman with a good position ♪

1165
00:53:42.193 --> 00:53:46.609
♪ I start searching at
the end of the day ♪

1166
00:53:46.609 --> 00:53:48.491
♪ Pack it in and go to town ♪

1167
00:53:48.491 --> 00:53:53.491
♪ When the sun goes down ♪

1168
00:53:54.144 --> 00:53:56.111
♪ And do the Tomcat prowl ♪

1169
00:53:56.111 --> 00:54:01.111
♪ When the sun goes down ♪

1170
00:54:01.690 --> 00:54:05.647
♪ I've been punching
out a clock since 15 ♪

1171
00:54:05.647 --> 00:54:09.752
♪ I've been living on a working wage ♪

1172
00:54:09.752 --> 00:54:13.368
♪ Ya keep paying me
and I'll keep lifting ♪

1173
00:54:13.368 --> 00:54:17.568
♪ I keep a-lifting 'til
the end of the day ♪

1174
00:54:17.568 --> 00:54:19.550
♪ Then pack it in and go to town ♪

1175
00:54:19.550 --> 00:54:24.170
♪ When the sun goes down ♪

1176
00:54:24.170 --> 00:54:25.312
♪ Yeah ♪

1177
00:54:25.312 --> 00:54:27.072
♪ Do the Moondog howl ♪

1178
00:54:27.072 --> 00:54:32.072
♪ When the sun goes down ♪

1179
00:54:32.814 --> 00:54:34.951
♪ And do the Tomcat prowl ♪

1180
00:54:34.951 --> 00:54:39.951
♪ When the sun goes down ♪

1181
00:54:40.836 --> 00:54:44.692
♪ Gotta find a way to ease that pressure ♪

1182
00:54:44.692 --> 00:54:48.574
♪ Gotta find a way to ease that pain ♪

1183
00:54:48.574 --> 00:54:52.516
♪ Gotta find myself some buried treasure ♪

1184
00:54:52.516 --> 00:54:57.271
♪ Gotta find it before the sun ♪

1185
00:54:57.271 --> 00:55:00.021
♪ Comes up again ♪

1186
00:55:14.196 --> 00:55:17.891
♪ It doesn't matter if
you're sane or crazy ♪

1187
00:55:17.891 --> 00:55:21.673
♪ It doesn't matter if
you're weak or strong ♪

1188
00:55:21.673 --> 00:55:25.636
♪ It doesn't matter if your past is hazy ♪

1189
00:55:25.636 --> 00:55:29.433
♪ It doesn't matter you
can all come along ♪

1190
00:55:29.433 --> 00:55:31.771
♪ Pack it in and go to town ♪

1191
00:55:31.771 --> 00:55:36.771
♪ When the sun goes down ♪

1192
00:55:37.412 --> 00:55:41.722
♪ And do the Tomcat prowl
when the sun goes down ♪

1193
00:55:41.722 --> 00:55:45.422
♪ Down down down sun goes down ♪

1194
00:55:45.422 --> 00:55:50.178
♪ Pack it in and go to town
when the sun goes down ♪

1195
00:55:50.178 --> 00:55:52.239
♪ Sun goes down ♪

1196
00:55:52.239 --> 00:55:53.320
♪ Yeah ♪

1197
00:55:53.320 --> 00:55:58.242
♪ And do the Tomcat prowl
when the sun goes down ♪

1198
00:55:58.242 --> 00:56:01.075
♪ Ow ♪

1199
00:56:01.075 --> 00:56:06.075
♪ Do the Moondog howl
when the sun goes down ♪

1200
00:56:06.178 --> 00:56:09.345
♪ Oh I'm howlin' baby ♪

1201
00:56:24.656 --> 00:56:27.073
(rock music)

1202
00:56:42.212 --> 00:56:44.711
- I'm here, on time, I've
had a good breakfast.

1203
00:56:44.711 --> 00:56:46.550
I've warmed up properly.

1204
00:56:46.550 --> 00:56:47.895
I've counted my clubs.

1205
00:56:47.895 --> 00:56:49.069
I have 14.

1206
00:56:49.069 --> 00:56:52.568
And I'm ready to play
the Club Championship,

1207
00:56:52.568 --> 00:56:53.485
the Club C.

1208
00:56:54.855 --> 00:56:55.852
- Awesome.

1209
00:56:55.852 --> 00:56:57.510
The Club Championship was yesterday.

1210
00:56:57.510 --> 00:56:58.572
- What?

1211
00:56:58.572 --> 00:56:59.815
- It was yesterday.

1212
00:56:59.815 --> 00:57:01.447
Dan Oakley won with a 68.

1213
00:57:01.447 --> 00:57:04.113
The good news is you
finished in a tie for 73rd.

1214
00:57:04.113 --> 00:57:05.111
- I did?

1215
00:57:05.111 --> 00:57:06.855
- That's last place.

1216
00:57:06.855 --> 00:57:09.438
- Oh, well, I thought it was...

1217
00:57:11.590 --> 00:57:12.821
Oh darn.

1218
00:57:12.821 --> 00:57:15.697
- But you're all ready to play
and these two need a fourth.

1219
00:57:15.697 --> 00:57:16.699
- Third?

1220
00:57:16.699 --> 00:57:17.701
- What'd you call me?

1221
00:57:17.701 --> 00:57:19.221
- Well, you said they needed a fourth.

1222
00:57:19.221 --> 00:57:20.219
- They do.

1223
00:57:20.219 --> 00:57:21.240
- Are you their third?

1224
00:57:21.240 --> 00:57:22.577
- I'm not playing, I'm working.

1225
00:57:22.577 --> 00:57:27.515
- They're two, you're not a
third, but you need a fourth?

1226
00:57:27.515 --> 00:57:28.499
- I don't need a fourth.

1227
00:57:28.499 --> 00:57:30.483
I told you, I'm not playing.

1228
00:57:30.483 --> 00:57:32.301
- Have you got a second?

1229
00:57:32.301 --> 00:57:34.153
Power cart three died on four.

1230
00:57:34.153 --> 00:57:35.007
- Which hole?

1231
00:57:35.007 --> 00:57:35.840
- Four.

1232
00:57:38.127 --> 00:57:40.643
- Take cart one to four
and tow three back.

1233
00:57:40.643 --> 00:57:41.476
- 10 four.

1234
00:57:43.653 --> 00:57:45.456
- So these two are playing.

1235
00:57:45.456 --> 00:57:46.338
- Yes.

1236
00:57:46.338 --> 00:57:47.528
- And they need a fourth.

1237
00:57:47.528 --> 00:57:48.649
- Correct.

1238
00:57:48.649 --> 00:57:50.163
- Not a third?

1239
00:57:50.163 --> 00:57:51.421
So who's their third again?

1240
00:57:51.421 --> 00:57:53.377
- You, try to keep up.

1241
00:57:53.377 --> 00:57:54.229
- I will.

1242
00:57:54.229 --> 00:57:55.707
I hate slow play.

1243
00:57:55.707 --> 00:57:58.289
Bogart, meet Jenny Ma and Victor Lowe.

1244
00:57:58.289 --> 00:57:59.411
- Nice to meet you.

1245
00:57:59.411 --> 00:58:01.351
Is this your first time playing Woodlands?

1246
00:58:01.351 --> 00:58:02.913
- No, we've played here before.

1247
00:58:02.913 --> 00:58:05.803
- But we have to warn
you, we suck at golf.

1248
00:58:05.803 --> 00:58:07.703
- Don't we all?

1249
00:58:07.703 --> 00:58:10.286
(upbeat music)

1250
00:58:25.331 --> 00:58:26.248
- [Bogart] Yes.

1251
00:58:26.248 --> 00:58:28.598
- Your putting's very good.

1252
00:58:28.598 --> 00:58:31.107
In fact, that fourth
putt's particularly good.

1253
00:58:31.107 --> 00:58:33.146
- Well it's half the game, isn't it?

1254
00:58:33.146 --> 00:58:34.608
- In your case, definitely.

1255
00:58:34.608 --> 00:58:37.191
(upbeat music)

1256
00:58:50.353 --> 00:58:52.323
- it looks like we've got a bit of a wait.

1257
00:58:52.323 --> 00:58:53.957
- Do you play this course often?

1258
00:58:53.957 --> 00:58:55.347
- Every day if I can.

1259
00:58:55.347 --> 00:58:56.335
What about you guys?

1260
00:58:56.335 --> 00:58:57.561
- Only just recently.

1261
00:58:57.561 --> 00:58:58.801
We fell in love with the course

1262
00:58:58.801 --> 00:59:01.319
and that's half the reason
why we bought next door.

1263
00:59:01.319 --> 00:59:02.185
- You bought a house?

1264
00:59:02.185 --> 00:59:03.477
- An inn, actually.

1265
00:59:03.477 --> 00:59:05.109
- I didn't know there was an inn nearby.

1266
00:59:05.109 --> 00:59:06.689
- Because we haven't built it yet.

1267
00:59:06.689 --> 00:59:08.627
- Oh, you bought the
land down by the water.

1268
00:59:08.627 --> 00:59:09.529
- We did.

1269
00:59:09.529 --> 00:59:11.462
- Please tell me you're
gonna put in a marina,

1270
00:59:11.462 --> 00:59:13.828
A marina and inn
overlooking the golf course.

1271
00:59:13.828 --> 00:59:15.767
- We're already planning golf packages.

1272
00:59:15.767 --> 00:59:17.244
We're really excited.

1273
00:59:17.244 --> 00:59:18.077
- Oh.

1274
00:59:19.620 --> 00:59:21.021
- You don't think it's a good idea?

1275
00:59:21.021 --> 00:59:23.129
- I think it's a great idea.

1276
00:59:23.129 --> 00:59:24.357
There's only one problem.

1277
00:59:24.357 --> 00:59:25.259
- What's that?

1278
00:59:25.259 --> 00:59:26.871
- The golf course will probably be closed

1279
00:59:26.871 --> 00:59:28.450
by the time you get the inn built.

1280
00:59:28.450 --> 00:59:29.543
- Closed?

1281
00:59:29.543 --> 00:59:30.667
- Yes, you haven't heard?

1282
00:59:30.667 --> 00:59:32.875
Council wants to close the golf course.

1283
00:59:32.875 --> 00:59:34.098
- Don't tell me they're gonna

1284
00:59:34.098 --> 00:59:35.883
turn it into an outlet mall.

1285
00:59:35.883 --> 00:59:37.903
- Worse, a park.

1286
00:59:37.903 --> 00:59:39.507
- Why didn't we know about this?

1287
00:59:39.507 --> 00:59:41.189
- I think everyone was
clinging to the hope

1288
00:59:41.189 --> 00:59:42.549
it would stay open,

1289
00:59:42.549 --> 00:59:43.938
but they need 50,000 rounds

1290
00:59:43.938 --> 00:59:46.117
by the end of this month
for that to happen.

1291
00:59:46.117 --> 00:59:47.241
- Where are they now?

1292
00:59:47.241 --> 00:59:48.463
- 20,000.

1293
00:59:48.463 --> 00:59:49.585
- That's impossible.

1294
00:59:49.585 --> 00:59:51.421
- Maybe if we put up some posters,

1295
00:59:51.421 --> 00:59:53.633
go crazy on social media.

1296
00:59:53.633 --> 00:59:55.025
- Honey, it's impossible.

1297
00:59:55.025 --> 00:59:57.881
- Victor it's gonna be pretty
hard to sell golf packages

1298
00:59:57.881 --> 00:59:59.631
if there's no golf course.

1299
00:59:59.631 --> 01:00:00.841
- Don't get mad at me.

1300
01:00:00.841 --> 01:00:02.015
- Has your sale gone through?

1301
01:00:02.015 --> 01:00:03.017
- It's in escrow.

1302
01:00:03.017 --> 01:00:05.057
- You don't know me from
a hole in the ground,

1303
01:00:05.057 --> 01:00:07.519
but real estate and
development is what I do.

1304
01:00:07.519 --> 01:00:09.835
Would you mind if I had
to look at the contract?

1305
01:00:09.835 --> 01:00:11.085
I have an idea.

1306
01:00:12.759 --> 01:00:14.554
An awful idea.

1307
01:00:14.554 --> 01:00:15.411
- Awful?

1308
01:00:15.411 --> 01:00:17.578
- A wonderful, awful idea.

1309
01:00:18.811 --> 01:00:21.228
(rock music)

1310
01:01:09.816 --> 01:01:10.990
- So that's it then.

1311
01:01:10.990 --> 01:01:13.116
We have the town hall booked for Friday.

1312
01:01:13.116 --> 01:01:14.594
I'll bring the tea and the sandwiches.

1313
01:01:14.594 --> 01:01:15.834
- This is all fine and dandy,

1314
01:01:15.834 --> 01:01:19.544
but it's all for nothing if
no one from council comes.

1315
01:01:19.544 --> 01:01:21.004
- Cruella herself.

1316
01:01:21.004 --> 01:01:23.298
She and one other councilor
are gonna be there on Friday

1317
01:01:23.298 --> 01:01:24.807
to hear our case.

1318
01:01:24.807 --> 01:01:27.051
Now all we need is a crowd.

1319
01:01:27.051 --> 01:01:28.699
Which shouldn't be too hard.

1320
01:01:28.699 --> 01:01:29.633
Right?

1321
01:01:29.633 --> 01:01:32.065
- Well, you do have tea and sandwiches.

1322
01:01:32.065 --> 01:01:34.482
(rock music)

1323
01:01:43.638 --> 01:01:47.138
- While many of us suck at
golf, we enjoy sucking at golf,

1324
01:01:47.138 --> 01:01:49.962
and we need a golf course
to suck at golf at.

1325
01:01:49.962 --> 01:01:51.729
It's interesting to see how many people

1326
01:01:51.729 --> 01:01:53.956
who suck at something can
actually come together

1327
01:01:53.956 --> 01:01:57.554
to ensure they keep on sucking at it.

1328
01:01:57.554 --> 01:01:59.137
Wait, is that Lisa?

1329
01:02:12.807 --> 01:02:14.028
What's going on?

1330
01:02:14.028 --> 01:02:14.879
- Where were you?

1331
01:02:14.879 --> 01:02:15.967
- I was putting up posters.

1332
01:02:15.967 --> 01:02:17.749
Was that Lisa?

1333
01:02:17.749 --> 01:02:18.923
- You just missed her.

1334
01:02:18.923 --> 01:02:20.029
- Missed her?

1335
01:02:20.029 --> 01:02:21.081
Where's she going?

1336
01:02:21.081 --> 01:02:22.017
- Seattle.

1337
01:02:22.017 --> 01:02:23.156
That was her dad.

1338
01:02:23.156 --> 01:02:23.989
- Seattle?

1339
01:02:25.425 --> 01:02:26.853
- I'm sorry.

1340
01:02:26.853 --> 01:02:27.709
- Don't be sorry.

1341
01:02:27.709 --> 01:02:29.525
It doesn't matter.

1342
01:02:29.525 --> 01:02:30.801
(bike crashing to ground)

1343
01:02:30.801 --> 01:02:33.384
(gentle music)

1344
01:02:51.807 --> 01:02:54.102
- What are you doing here?

1345
01:02:54.102 --> 01:02:56.020
- I'm on my lunch break.

1346
01:02:56.020 --> 01:02:57.383
You told me to go.

1347
01:02:57.383 --> 01:02:58.608
- Going to the town hall tonight?

1348
01:02:58.608 --> 01:03:00.611
- Yeah, Bogart's making me speak.

1349
01:03:00.611 --> 01:03:03.109
- Good, we need to hear
from you young folk, too.

1350
01:03:03.109 --> 01:03:04.506
- Young folk?

1351
01:03:04.506 --> 01:03:07.244
- Listen, your mom told
me about your girl.

1352
01:03:07.244 --> 01:03:09.515
- She's not my girl.

1353
01:03:09.515 --> 01:03:11.482
- What's her name, Leanne?

1354
01:03:11.482 --> 01:03:13.133
- Lisa.

1355
01:03:13.133 --> 01:03:14.613
Who's watching the shop.

1356
01:03:14.613 --> 01:03:15.750
- Oh, it's not busy.

1357
01:03:15.750 --> 01:03:17.587
Let me give you a little bit of advice.

1358
01:03:17.587 --> 01:03:18.674
- No, it's okay.

1359
01:03:18.674 --> 01:03:20.375
- Remember what I told
you about a bad round?

1360
01:03:20.375 --> 01:03:22.398
You have to get past it and move on

1361
01:03:22.398 --> 01:03:24.355
or you'll have more bad rounds.

1362
01:03:24.355 --> 01:03:26.191
Kinda reminds me when I was your age

1363
01:03:26.191 --> 01:03:28.619
and there was this girl
I had a huge crush on.

1364
01:03:28.619 --> 01:03:30.099
Her name was also Laura.

1365
01:03:30.099 --> 01:03:31.204
- [Rick] Lisa.

1366
01:03:31.204 --> 01:03:33.195
- No, it was Laura.

1367
01:03:33.195 --> 01:03:35.096
Anyway, it came around to prom time,

1368
01:03:35.096 --> 01:03:37.157
and while I never would have
had the nerve to ask her,

1369
01:03:37.157 --> 01:03:40.503
guess who shows up at my
front door one afternoon.

1370
01:03:40.503 --> 01:03:43.546
Laura, right there on my front porch.

1371
01:03:43.546 --> 01:03:45.723
And she asks me to the prom.

1372
01:03:45.723 --> 01:03:46.641
Can you believe it?

1373
01:03:46.641 --> 01:03:48.409
Oh, I was so happy.

1374
01:03:48.409 --> 01:03:51.519
For two days I was walking
around on cloud nine,

1375
01:03:51.519 --> 01:03:52.436
but then...

1376
01:03:54.047 --> 01:03:55.793
Where'd you go?

1377
01:03:55.793 --> 01:03:59.543
(customers chattering)

1378
01:03:59.543 --> 01:04:02.376
(whimsical music)

1379
01:04:16.697 --> 01:04:17.564
- Hello everyone,

1380
01:04:17.564 --> 01:04:20.402
and welcome to the town hall
to save our golf course.

1381
01:04:20.402 --> 01:04:21.916
- Woo hoo.

1382
01:04:21.916 --> 01:04:24.141
- I hope you've had the chance
to grab some refreshments

1383
01:04:24.141 --> 01:04:25.790
- This tea is lovely.

1384
01:04:25.790 --> 01:04:27.557
- It's Red Rose,

1385
01:04:27.557 --> 01:04:29.241
only available in Canada.

1386
01:04:29.241 --> 01:04:30.279
- Pity.

1387
01:04:30.279 --> 01:04:32.133
- As you know, council
has made the decision

1388
01:04:32.133 --> 01:04:35.633
to close Woodlands Golf Course
and turn it into a park.

1389
01:04:35.633 --> 01:04:37.328
- [Crowd] Boo.

1390
01:04:37.328 --> 01:04:39.441
- You may boo, but the golf course

1391
01:04:39.441 --> 01:04:41.091
is a drain on our community,

1392
01:04:41.091 --> 01:04:44.083
both financially and environmentally.

1393
01:04:44.083 --> 01:04:47.512
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Councilor Sue Ella Lamille.

1394
01:04:47.512 --> 01:04:49.670
Sue Ella, environmentally?

1395
01:04:49.670 --> 01:04:51.795
- Yes, with all its chemicals.

1396
01:04:51.795 --> 01:04:54.723
- We have our groundskeeper
here tonight, Merl.

1397
01:04:54.723 --> 01:04:56.606
Merl, do you use chemicals?

1398
01:04:56.606 --> 01:04:57.763
- Who me?

1399
01:04:57.763 --> 01:04:58.767
Or the golf course?

1400
01:04:58.767 --> 01:04:59.905
- The golf course.

1401
01:04:59.905 --> 01:05:02.096
- No man, we're not allowed to.

1402
01:05:02.096 --> 01:05:05.159
- Well then there's the
issue of using all our water?

1403
01:05:05.159 --> 01:05:06.741
- Merl, how much town water

1404
01:05:06.741 --> 01:05:08.645
does the golf course use in a year?

1405
01:05:08.645 --> 01:05:10.055
- None, man.

1406
01:05:10.055 --> 01:05:11.569
We have a reservoir.

1407
01:05:11.569 --> 01:05:13.523
It's freaking ginormous.

1408
01:05:13.523 --> 01:05:15.881
- So there's no real environmental issues.

1409
01:05:15.881 --> 01:05:18.591
Sue Ella, you said there
was financial issues.

1410
01:05:18.591 --> 01:05:20.373
Does the golf course lose money?

1411
01:05:20.373 --> 01:05:22.263
- In the last five years,

1412
01:05:22.263 --> 01:05:26.189
the course made a measly $100 one year.

1413
01:05:26.189 --> 01:05:29.675
Broke miraculously even for three years.

1414
01:05:29.675 --> 01:05:32.309
And last year it lost money.

1415
01:05:32.309 --> 01:05:35.618
You the taxpayers foot that bill.

1416
01:05:35.618 --> 01:05:39.535
- When you say it lost
money, exactly how much?

1417
01:05:41.095 --> 01:05:44.185
- I'm sorry, I don't have that
information in front of me.

1418
01:05:44.185 --> 01:05:46.753
- Do we not have the COO
here with us tonight?

1419
01:05:46.753 --> 01:05:47.753
Mr. Bradley?

1420
01:05:49.082 --> 01:05:50.749
Mr. Bradley, can you tell us

1421
01:05:50.749 --> 01:05:53.433
how much the golf course lost last year?

1422
01:05:53.433 --> 01:05:56.100
- Last year the golf course lost

1423
01:05:57.619 --> 01:05:58.452
$500.

1424
01:05:59.931 --> 01:06:00.893
- [Crowd] Boo.

1425
01:06:00.893 --> 01:06:03.345
- You may see that as a small number.

1426
01:06:03.345 --> 01:06:06.029
What I see is a disturbing trend

1427
01:06:06.029 --> 01:06:08.159
that is likely to continue.

1428
01:06:08.159 --> 01:06:12.117
This council cannot continue to subsidize

1429
01:06:12.117 --> 01:06:16.691
a silly elitist game for
old men in plaid pants

1430
01:06:16.691 --> 01:06:20.155
when a park can be made
available to everyone.

1431
01:06:20.155 --> 01:06:21.705
- I object.

1432
01:06:21.705 --> 01:06:24.290
(crowd laughing)

1433
01:06:24.290 --> 01:06:25.240
- Elitist?

1434
01:06:25.240 --> 01:06:27.159
This game was invented by shepherds.

1435
01:06:27.159 --> 01:06:30.223
It's played by everybody from
grandparents to grandkids.

1436
01:06:30.223 --> 01:06:31.735
- Ray is our golf professional,

1437
01:06:31.735 --> 01:06:34.321
and he's also the director
of our junior program,

1438
01:06:34.321 --> 01:06:36.631
which has how many juniors, Ray?

1439
01:06:36.631 --> 01:06:38.159
- 142.

1440
01:06:38.159 --> 01:06:39.847
- Ah, here's one of our juniors now.

1441
01:06:39.847 --> 01:06:40.680
Rick.

1442
01:06:42.309 --> 01:06:43.909
So please tell us your name

1443
01:06:43.909 --> 01:06:45.641
and what is it you do here at the club?

1444
01:06:45.641 --> 01:06:48.533
- My name is Rick and
I work in the pro shop.

1445
01:06:48.533 --> 01:06:52.959
- And you're also a graduate
of the junior program, correct?

1446
01:06:52.959 --> 01:06:53.829
- Yes.

1447
01:06:53.829 --> 01:06:56.735
- So Rick, tell us in your own words

1448
01:06:56.735 --> 01:06:58.985
what the club means to you.

1449
01:07:04.021 --> 01:07:05.501
(clearing throat)

1450
01:07:05.501 --> 01:07:08.037
- My name is Rick and
because of this golf course

1451
01:07:08.037 --> 01:07:09.873
I am gainfully employed instead of

1452
01:07:09.873 --> 01:07:11.097
running amuck in the streets,

1453
01:07:11.097 --> 01:07:12.947
getting hooked on crack or heroin.

1454
01:07:12.947 --> 01:07:14.597
- That's my boy.

1455
01:07:14.597 --> 01:07:17.366
- Well, thank you so much for
your heartfelt words, Rick.

1456
01:07:17.366 --> 01:07:18.745
- I'd like to say something.

1457
01:07:18.745 --> 01:07:20.563
- Ah, another one of our juniors.

1458
01:07:20.563 --> 01:07:21.980
Come on up, Lisa.

1459
01:07:26.613 --> 01:07:28.151
- To everyone that think

1460
01:07:28.151 --> 01:07:31.773
that golf is an elitist, rich man's game,

1461
01:07:31.773 --> 01:07:34.575
you don't know what golf has done for me.

1462
01:07:34.575 --> 01:07:36.583
I come from a broken home,

1463
01:07:36.583 --> 01:07:38.043
but because of golf I have

1464
01:07:38.043 --> 01:07:40.627
something to look forward to every day.

1465
01:07:40.627 --> 01:07:43.208
Because of this golf course,

1466
01:07:43.208 --> 01:07:46.611
I've met new people, kind people,

1467
01:07:46.611 --> 01:07:49.385
people who took me in when I had literally

1468
01:07:49.385 --> 01:07:51.642
nowhere else to go.

1469
01:07:51.642 --> 01:07:53.855
If you think golf is about

1470
01:07:53.855 --> 01:07:58.855
chasing a little white ball
around, you are very mistaken.

1471
01:07:58.866 --> 01:08:03.283
(crowd applauding)
- Thank you, Lisa.

1472
01:08:05.531 --> 01:08:06.754
- You're back.

1473
01:08:06.754 --> 01:08:08.844
- Forgot my inhaler.

1474
01:08:08.844 --> 01:08:12.097
- Now please direct your
attention to the big screen.

1475
01:08:12.097 --> 01:08:16.585
I'd like to introduce you
to Victor Lowe and Jenny Ma.

1476
01:08:16.585 --> 01:08:20.013
Victor and Jenny own Maple Holdings,

1477
01:08:20.013 --> 01:08:23.970
which has just purchased 20
acres next to the golf course

1478
01:08:23.970 --> 01:08:26.970
for an inn and a much needed marina.

1479
01:08:28.903 --> 01:08:32.117
While no rezoning was
required for this project,

1480
01:08:32.117 --> 01:08:35.905
Jenny and Victor have
gifted to our municipality

1481
01:08:35.905 --> 01:08:38.689
the land and construction costs

1482
01:08:38.689 --> 01:08:42.565
for a very expansive
children's playground.

1483
01:08:42.565 --> 01:08:44.482
- Did he say expensive?

1484
01:08:45.639 --> 01:08:47.901
- (chuckling) Expansive.

1485
01:08:47.901 --> 01:08:49.328
- But there's a problem.

1486
01:08:49.328 --> 01:08:50.705
- What's the problem.

1487
01:08:50.705 --> 01:08:52.679
- The entire sale hinges on there

1488
01:08:52.679 --> 01:08:54.973
being a golf course next to the inn.

1489
01:08:54.973 --> 01:08:55.852
- What?

1490
01:08:55.852 --> 01:08:57.235
- It's in the sales contract.

1491
01:08:57.235 --> 01:08:59.881
No golf course, no inn and marina.

1492
01:08:59.881 --> 01:09:02.774
No inn and marina, no playground.

1493
01:09:02.774 --> 01:09:06.238
How will the kids feel
if there's no playground?

1494
01:09:06.238 --> 01:09:07.988
Well, let's ask them.

1495
01:09:09.264 --> 01:09:10.598
- [Crowd] Awwww.

1496
01:09:13.548 --> 01:09:15.423
- Hi guys, welcome.

1497
01:09:15.423 --> 01:09:18.598
Now, Saman, do you like playgrounds?

1498
01:09:18.598 --> 01:09:20.385
- Of course.

1499
01:09:20.385 --> 01:09:22.594
- Now, James, do you like playgrounds?

1500
01:09:22.594 --> 01:09:23.594
- Yes, I do.

1501
01:09:25.841 --> 01:09:30.841
- William, what would you do
if there was no playground?

1502
01:09:31.309 --> 01:09:32.468
- Cry.

1503
01:09:32.468 --> 01:09:34.115
(crowd awwwing)

1504
01:09:34.115 --> 01:09:35.937
- Of course you would.

1505
01:09:35.937 --> 01:09:38.810
Do you really wanna make
a child cry, Cruella?

1506
01:09:38.810 --> 01:09:40.629
- It's Sue Ella.

1507
01:09:40.629 --> 01:09:45.166
And while this is rather
brilliant, emotional blackmail,

1508
01:09:45.166 --> 01:09:48.193
I'm afraid it has no legal standing.

1509
01:09:48.193 --> 01:09:49.827
- Well, we'll see about that.

1510
01:09:49.827 --> 01:09:52.715
Our last guest tonight is Mr. Redman,

1511
01:09:52.715 --> 01:09:55.452
from the law firm Redman and Newford.

1512
01:09:55.452 --> 01:09:59.719
Now, Mr. Redman is an
expert in contract law.

1513
01:09:59.719 --> 01:10:02.321
Mr. Redman, you've had a
chance to review the contract.

1514
01:10:02.321 --> 01:10:03.817
Am I right?

1515
01:10:03.817 --> 01:10:04.787
- I have.

1516
01:10:04.787 --> 01:10:06.759
It's a big contract.

1517
01:10:06.759 --> 01:10:09.103
And to the layman, it
may not seem obvious,

1518
01:10:09.103 --> 01:10:12.402
but any lawyer will
tell you it's ironclad.

1519
01:10:12.402 --> 01:10:13.452
That's a golf joke.

1520
01:10:13.452 --> 01:10:15.753
(laughing)

1521
01:10:15.753 --> 01:10:17.094
No golf course,

1522
01:10:17.094 --> 01:10:18.428
the sale is off.

1523
01:10:19.300 --> 01:10:20.594
- No golf course,

1524
01:10:20.594 --> 01:10:21.428
no inn,

1525
01:10:22.553 --> 01:10:23.855
no playground.

1526
01:10:23.855 --> 01:10:26.615
(baby crying)
I'm sorry.

1527
01:10:26.615 --> 01:10:28.705
Mr. Redman, you're not just a lawyer,

1528
01:10:28.705 --> 01:10:31.318
but you're also an avid
golfer, are you not?

1529
01:10:31.318 --> 01:10:32.165
- Guilty.

1530
01:10:32.165 --> 01:10:32.998
- (chuckling) You don't hear that

1531
01:10:32.998 --> 01:10:35.452
from a lawyer very often, do you?

1532
01:10:35.452 --> 01:10:39.053
Now, Mr. Redman is a member
at Hennessy Golf Club,

1533
01:10:39.053 --> 01:10:40.929
and that club has its own troubles,

1534
01:10:40.929 --> 01:10:44.443
as it's in the final year
of its 99-year lease.

1535
01:10:44.443 --> 01:10:46.959
In the past week we've been able to secure

1536
01:10:46.959 --> 01:10:50.545
letters of commitment from
almost 50% of the membership

1537
01:10:50.545 --> 01:10:53.727
of 800 to play at least 20 rounds

1538
01:10:53.727 --> 01:10:56.769
at this golf course next year,

1539
01:10:56.769 --> 01:11:00.400
with 20% wanting to
purchase season passes.

1540
01:11:00.400 --> 01:11:03.228
On top of this, the members
of the Hennessy Golf Club

1541
01:11:03.228 --> 01:11:06.184
have made a donation to our junior program

1542
01:11:06.184 --> 01:11:08.268
in the amount of $10,000.

1543
01:11:10.369 --> 01:11:13.286
(crowd applauding)

1544
01:11:14.753 --> 01:11:16.643
- What does this even mean?

1545
01:11:16.643 --> 01:11:20.325
40% of this, 20% of that.

1546
01:11:20.325 --> 01:11:22.742
- I can answer that actually.

1547
01:11:24.049 --> 01:11:28.299
We, given membership and
20 rounds, and yield fees.

1548
01:11:33.059 --> 01:11:35.629
Yup, conservatively about 360.

1549
01:11:35.629 --> 01:11:36.546
- 360 what?

1550
01:11:38.177 --> 01:11:39.789
Rounds?

1551
01:11:39.789 --> 01:11:40.636
Dollars?

1552
01:11:40.636 --> 01:11:41.469
Pesos?

1553
01:11:42.338 --> 01:11:44.600
- According to my quick calculations

1554
01:11:44.600 --> 01:11:48.068
it's additional revenue of $360,000.

1555
01:11:48.068 --> 01:11:49.735
- $360,000 everyone.

1556
01:11:50.838 --> 01:11:53.588
(crowd cheering)

1557
01:11:58.150 --> 01:11:59.523
(book slamming)

1558
01:11:59.523 --> 01:12:01.445
- Well, they could of led with that.

1559
01:12:01.445 --> 01:12:02.856
Saved us a lotta time.

1560
01:12:02.856 --> 01:12:07.856
(crowd cheering)
(rock music)

1561
01:12:14.318 --> 01:12:16.304
- The waiting is killing me.

1562
01:12:16.304 --> 01:12:18.498
- Well, it doesn't seem to
have hurt your appetite much.

1563
01:12:18.498 --> 01:12:19.498
- Excuse me?

1564
01:12:21.177 --> 01:12:22.483
Hello?

1565
01:12:22.483 --> 01:12:23.965
Oh, well that's good news.

1566
01:12:23.965 --> 01:12:25.804
Okay, thanks for letting me know.

1567
01:12:25.804 --> 01:12:26.973
All right, bye.

1568
01:12:26.973 --> 01:12:27.825
- Well?

1569
01:12:27.825 --> 01:12:28.674
- It passed.

1570
01:12:28.674 --> 01:12:30.088
A unanimous resolution to

1571
01:12:30.088 --> 01:12:32.209
revisit the golf course in five years.

1572
01:12:32.209 --> 01:12:34.721
And in the meantime,
it's business as usual.

1573
01:12:34.721 --> 01:12:36.102
- That's fantastic.

1574
01:12:36.102 --> 01:12:37.679
And you know what five years means?

1575
01:12:37.679 --> 01:12:38.531
- [Ray] What?

1576
01:12:38.531 --> 01:12:40.059
- Brand new council.

1577
01:12:40.059 --> 01:12:42.202
Means this council doesn't
have to deal with it

1578
01:12:42.202 --> 01:12:43.781
until after the next election.

1579
01:12:43.781 --> 01:12:45.311
- Well, you know about this stuff.

1580
01:12:45.311 --> 01:12:47.050
All I know is I get to unpack my boxes.

1581
01:12:47.050 --> 01:12:49.059
- [Rick] Ray, phone.

1582
01:12:49.059 --> 01:12:50.962
- No, no, no, I got this.

1583
01:12:50.962 --> 01:12:53.295
- I was just gettin' my gum.

1584
01:12:55.021 --> 01:12:56.181
Good news, Lauren.

1585
01:12:56.181 --> 01:12:58.050
The council has voted
to keep the golf course

1586
01:12:58.050 --> 01:12:59.853
for another five years.

1587
01:12:59.853 --> 01:13:01.638
- Oh, that's wonderful.

1588
01:13:01.638 --> 01:13:03.493
I'm so proud of you, Bogart.

1589
01:13:03.493 --> 01:13:04.493
I really am.

1590
01:13:05.719 --> 01:13:06.893
- Thank you.

1591
01:13:06.893 --> 01:13:09.393
(jazzy music)

1592
01:13:10.665 --> 01:13:12.333
Is that for me?

1593
01:13:12.333 --> 01:13:13.267
- One cup of tea.

1594
01:13:13.267 --> 01:13:14.763
- I was gonna order one.

1595
01:13:14.763 --> 01:13:15.615
How'd you know?

1596
01:13:15.615 --> 01:13:17.483
- Sometimes I know what you're gonna say,

1597
01:13:17.483 --> 01:13:18.900
most of the time.

1598
01:13:20.592 --> 01:13:23.177
- Hey, what'd you do that for?

1599
01:13:23.177 --> 01:13:25.094
- I've been wondering whether I'd like it.

1600
01:13:25.094 --> 01:13:27.334
- And, what's the verdict?

1601
01:13:27.334 --> 01:13:28.916
- I don't know yet.

1602
01:13:37.450 --> 01:13:39.153
I'll be in the kitchen.

1603
01:13:39.153 --> 01:13:42.193
If you need anything just whistle.

1604
01:13:42.193 --> 01:13:44.067
You know how to whistle don't you?

1605
01:13:44.067 --> 01:13:47.484
You just put your lips together and blow.

1606
01:13:49.639 --> 01:13:51.282
Bogart?

1607
01:13:51.282 --> 01:13:52.341
Bogart.

1608
01:13:52.341 --> 01:13:53.800
Bogart.

1609
01:13:53.800 --> 01:13:55.279
Are you okay?

1610
01:13:55.279 --> 01:13:56.779
- Yes, I know how.

1611
01:13:57.695 --> 01:13:59.087
- Your tea.

1612
01:13:59.087 --> 01:14:00.433
- Oh, thank you.

1613
01:14:00.433 --> 01:14:01.809
- Are you sure, you're okay?

1614
01:14:01.809 --> 01:14:02.965
- Absolutely.

1615
01:14:02.965 --> 01:14:04.853
- Okay, well, if you need anything,

1616
01:14:04.853 --> 01:14:06.520
you know where I am.

1617
01:14:07.978 --> 01:14:09.409
- Golf is a funny game.

1618
01:14:09.409 --> 01:14:11.481
Whether people play it or not, love it or,

1619
01:14:11.481 --> 01:14:13.217
they usually have an opinion about it.

1620
01:14:13.217 --> 01:14:15.833
And those who don't know it,
can't possibly understand

1621
01:14:15.833 --> 01:14:18.110
that it's more than a game.

1622
01:14:18.110 --> 01:14:20.883
At the end of the day, just like in life,

1623
01:14:20.883 --> 01:14:23.311
it doesn't really matter
if you suck at it.

1624
01:14:23.311 --> 01:14:27.228
What matters is you tee
it up and give it a go.

1625
01:14:31.977 --> 01:14:35.857
♪ Shufflin' my feet ♪

1626
01:14:35.857 --> 01:14:40.857
♪ Hands in pockets deep ♪

1627
01:14:40.978 --> 01:14:45.978
♪ I didn't hear a word you said ♪

1628
01:14:48.019 --> 01:14:51.693
♪ A million miles away ♪

1629
01:14:51.693 --> 01:14:56.693
♪ With nothin' good to say ♪

1630
01:14:57.014 --> 01:15:01.937
♪ I wish I could go back to bed ♪

1631
01:15:01.937 --> 01:15:05.627
♪ Sometimes the things
you think you want ♪

1632
01:15:05.627 --> 01:15:10.337
♪ Are not the things you really need ♪

1633
01:15:10.337 --> 01:15:14.008
♪ If I really needed you ♪

1634
01:15:14.008 --> 01:15:19.008
♪ Would you need me ♪

1635
01:15:23.442 --> 01:15:27.371
♪ Been sleepin' double ♪

1636
01:15:27.371 --> 01:15:32.371
♪ On other people's couches ♪

1637
01:15:32.485 --> 01:15:37.485
♪ Try not to get in their way ♪

1638
01:15:39.472 --> 01:15:43.724
♪ Some destination this is ♪

1639
01:15:43.724 --> 01:15:48.724
♪ I put on my brave face ♪

1640
01:15:48.860 --> 01:15:53.860
♪ And have my tea and sandwiches ♪

1641
01:15:53.924 --> 01:15:57.675
♪ Sometimes the things
you think you want ♪

1642
01:15:57.675 --> 01:16:02.349
♪ Are not the things you really need ♪

1643
01:16:02.349 --> 01:16:05.989
♪ If I really needed you ♪

1644
01:16:05.989 --> 01:16:09.915
♪ Would you need me ♪

1645
01:16:09.915 --> 01:16:14.503
♪ Sometimes the places
that we see inside ♪

1646
01:16:14.503 --> 01:16:18.379
♪ Our dreams become a reality ♪

1647
01:16:18.379 --> 01:16:21.793
♪ If I really needed you ♪

1648
01:16:21.793 --> 01:16:25.376
♪ Would you be good for me ♪

1649
01:16:39.660 --> 01:16:41.990
- [Rick] Woodlands Golf Club.

1650
01:16:41.990 --> 01:16:45.100
You want a tee time between nine and 9:30?

1651
01:16:45.100 --> 01:16:47.100
Sorry, we're all booked.

1652
01:16:48.876 --> 01:16:51.366
- I suck at golf golf.

1653
01:16:51.366 --> 01:16:53.206
- I suck at golf.

1654
01:16:53.206 --> 01:16:55.324
- I suck at golf.

1655
01:16:55.324 --> 01:16:57.555
- I suck at golf.

1656
01:16:57.555 --> 01:16:59.085
- I suck at golf.

1657
01:16:59.085 --> 01:17:00.699
- I suck at golf.

1658
01:17:00.699 --> 01:17:02.116
- I suck at golf.