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(clock ticking)

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(keys clacking)
(car engine roars)

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(bright epic music)

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♪ You're coming in dry and
leaving with your years ♪

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♪ That's what little moving
sound she never heard before ♪

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♪ And I didn't wanna leave my bed ♪

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♪ To come and sing above your bed ♪

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♪ There's no one left around
and ignores me anymore ♪

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♪ You're coming for another as
we promised to hang around ♪

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♪ And open our backstage
before our we nailed it ♪

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♪ 'Cause I didn't wanna leave my bed ♪

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♪ To come and sing above your bed but ♪

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♪ There's no one left around
and ignores me anymore ♪

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♪ Well she's come between us ♪

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♪ So calm down and meet him, my friend ♪

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(rock music)

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♪ But she's come to free us ♪

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♪ So calm down and meet her ♪

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♪ My she's come between us ♪

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♪ So slow down and reason where I am ♪

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♪ My friend ♪

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- I can do this.

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(sighs)

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(bright epic music)

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(noisy epic music)

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(epic calm music)

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- Hello, you handsome son of a bitch.

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(faint epic music)

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Time for me to get what's mine.

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(tapping)

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(sneezes)

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(sniffles)

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(faint epic music)

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(rubbing)

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Wendy?

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- I'm in the kitchen.

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- Hey.

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- Hello.

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- Smells

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good.

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- Thanks.

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- Oh, uh, what do you want me to do with

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Will's will thingy here?

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- Oh,

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just leave it on the table,

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I'm gonna put it in my
bedroom until later.

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- Whatever.

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Where's that kid of yours?

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- Dana is at my parent's.

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- That

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is excellent news.

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- I'm going to ignore that.

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- Yes, I've noticed.

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No wine glasses?

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- There's no wine, so.

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- Who hosts a dinner party without wine?

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- Wayne, I can't afford it.

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- Then I guess I'm off to the liquor store

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to procure some wine

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with my fabulous Derek Jeter-like wealth.

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Even those poor bastards at
the last supper had wine.

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- Look, Wayne.

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- Yeah.

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- Can we please be civil tonight?

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- It was ridiculous while Will was alive,

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but now that he's dead,
let's just drop the charade,

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shall we?

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Yeah.

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(keys clacking)

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(faint epic music)

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(door slams)

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- What an asshole!

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(chopping)

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(footsteps clumping)

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(door bell chimes)

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(footsteps clumping)

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(door creaks)

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(soft romantic music)

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- Hello.

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- Hi.

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(soft romantic music)

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- It's just that boarding
school is so far away.

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- It'll be all right.

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We'll see each other on

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weekends.

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- Weekends?

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But it won't be the same.

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- No,

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it won't be.

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It'll never be like this again!

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(soft romantic music)

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Thank you for coming, Steve.

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- Of course.

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(soft romantic music)

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- Dinner should be ready soon,

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please make yourself comfortable.

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- Thanks.

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(chair creaks)

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(tapping)

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(Wendy coughs)

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You all right?

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- [Wendy] I'm fine, fine (coughs).

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- Mm.

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(tapping)

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(eerie music)

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(door bell chimes)

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Would you get that, Steve?

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- Yeah, no problem, sure.

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(soft music)

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Tom.

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- Hi Steve.

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(soft music)

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(door clicks)

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(soft music)

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- Come in!

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- Thanks.

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(soft music)
(footsteps clumping)

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(sighs)
(soft music)

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So, are you?

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- Wendy's in the kitchen, cooking,

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I just got here like

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a moment ago.

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(faint soft music)

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(sighs)

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Some decor.

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- I was just thinking the same thing.

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Does it bother you?

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- No, why would it?

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- Well, it's making me feel
a little uncomfortable.

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- I have a minor flower allergy,

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but nothing that debilitates
me to the point of...

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- I was talking more about
the pictures of Will.

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- No, why would it?

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- Well, there's

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an unusually large number
of pictures of Will.

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- No, I mean, I'm fine with it.

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Really.

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What's done is done.

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(faint soft music)

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I didn't see you at the funeral.

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- I was out of town, man,

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I was able to make the wake, though.

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- Oh,

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your dad?

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- Yeah, I had to check him
into the hospital again.

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(door creaks)

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- Ka boom!

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- Lower your voice!

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- Relax.

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Geez, who died?

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Oh yeah.

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- Do you think it's a party?

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- Well, you know, (groans)

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it's kind of a party,

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I mean, it's not a very
good party, but you know,

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it's a dinner party, so,
that's a kind of party.

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- It's not a party at all.

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- Hey, it's Dr. Tom.

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Dr. Tom.

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- Hello Dave.

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- Hey, you guys look, a,

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you guys are pretty
good, you're all pimping.

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Pimping!

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- And you look like you're
going down the shore.

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- It's Friday.

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Let me ask you a question,

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is there a large amount of
flowers here, like unusually,

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like, too many flowers?

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- Well the man is dead!

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- Lower your voice.

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- Her husband died, okay!

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She can put out a few flowers.

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- But it's like the
fucking Rose Bowl in here.

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- There does seem to be some

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compensation going on for something.

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- [Both] Lower your voice!

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- Look, all I'm saying,

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I'm sitting here, I look the flowers,

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I look at the picture,
I look at more flowers,

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I see another photo, I see more flowers,

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I see another photo, I see
another photo, I see flowers!

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- Shut up!

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- It's unhealthy.

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It's not like there's a kinda
singul shrine to Will in here.

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- [Dave] He's a doctor.

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- It's more like a pharaoh's tomb,

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and it's not like these flowers

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are left over from the funeral,

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that was too long, they'd be dead by now.

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- Like Will.

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- Shut up, Dave!

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- You get offended every
time I say anything!

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You're like a mother hen.

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- What?

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- You know what you sound like?

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You sound like Mary's mother
from "It's A Wonderful Life".

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Steve, let me ask you a question,

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when was the last time you
made violent love to a woman?

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Was it Wendy?
- Stop right there, okay.

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Lower your voice, stop acting like a dick.

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- Steve.
- What the hell was...

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- Steve, Steve,

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this night is becoming a
little too much for you,

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I can see that.

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- You're actually becoming a little...

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- Yeah, that's fine.

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What I need you to do,
is sit down, relax, okay?

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I'll go in the kitchen,
check on the beer 'sitch.

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- I'll check the beer 'sitch.
- No, you sit down and relax,

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everything's gonna be fine.

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Maybe I'll touch a boob, I don't know.

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- Oh, fuck you.

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(faint rock music)

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- Hey.

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(picture clatters)

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(faint rock music)

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Keeping secrets?

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(sighs)

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- More like

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protecting my interests.

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- Whatever.

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(door clicks)

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You got any beer?

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- No.

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- Right, you don't drink beer,

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I forgot about your aversion to fun.

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(knife squeaks)

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- I have an aversion

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to irresponsibility, if
that's what you mean.

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- A couple of beers is not irresponsible.

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- It is if you need to
spend that money on food.

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- Beer was used as a source of nutrition

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during the Black Plague.

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- A problem modern sanitation

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seems up to the challenge of
handling, don't you think?

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- Yeah, I spend a lot of time

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thinking about the Black Plague.

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- You used to spend a lot of time

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thinking about a lot of things,

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maybe if just would have
applied yourself a little bit

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instead of dropping out of school,

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then we wouldn't be..
- I don't have any interest

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in discussing things
that happened between us

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like 10 years ago.

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Like, at all.

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- Right.

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(knife bangs)

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- Well, there's no beer.

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- Wendy doesn't drink beer.

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- Yeah, right right.

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- Tom,

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hello.
- Hello.

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- Well, dinner is almost ready,

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you wanna follow me into the kitchen.

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(soft guitar music)

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- Well, this is great, Wendy.

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- And the presentation!

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- And what fabulous window treatment!

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Oh, and what a great centerpiece, amazing!

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Can we eat now?

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- We are waiting for Wayne.

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- Sure.

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(clattering)

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- Did you get a cat?

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- No, I have no idea what that sound was.

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(faint music)

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So, Tom, how's your practice going,

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is it tough being out there on your own?

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- Tough isn't the word,

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it's hard to get new patients and

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you can forget about word of mouth

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when your best customers are wackos.

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- Wackos?

277
00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:14,920
Is that a technical term, doctor?

278
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,070
- Well,

279
00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:17,230
not really, but

280
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,590
sometimes, I...

281
00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:23,220
Do you ever think that maybe

282
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,730
you've gone into the wrong profession?

283
00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:25,653
- [All together] Yes.

284
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,750
- I shouldn't tell you guys this, but

285
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:30,810
what the hell.

286
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,780
I'll be sitting there
listening to a patient

287
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,870
and they're going on about God knows what,

288
00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:37,210
dumb stuff, boring stuff,

289
00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:39,290
ridiculous stuff that's not real,

290
00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:41,610
and part of me wants to
grab them by the lapels

291
00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,347
and start screaming in their face!

292
00:13:43,347 --> 00:13:45,830
But, I know I can't do that.

293
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:50,347
So instead, I just end up
shutting down, literally,

294
00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:53,180
and I fall asleep in
the middle of a session.

295
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,013
- So you fell asleep once, big deal.

296
00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:57,740
- More like once a day.

297
00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:58,573
- Oh.

298
00:13:58,573 --> 00:13:59,720
- Minimum.
- Oh.

299
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,870
- I'm only doing slightly
better than that.

300
00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:02,740
- If you're staying awake,

301
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,620
you're doing a lot better than me.

302
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,060
- I'm staying awake,

303
00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:08,830
but I can be talking, I'm in court,

304
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,560
I don't even know what I'm saying.

305
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,760
I'll be talking and all of
the sudden I find myself

306
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,422
spouting gibberish.

307
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,770
(dramatic music)

308
00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:18,140
Murder,

309
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,030
and we've all made that mistake,

310
00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:21,490
accidents happen.

311
00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:23,190
We've all done it, I know I've done it,

312
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,133
you've done it, you've done it,

313
00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:27,910
I'm sure your honor has done it.

314
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:28,833
- Counselor.

315
00:14:29,705 --> 00:14:31,570
- We all make mistakes.

316
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,523
It's a very easy mistake to make.

317
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:38,413
It's very easy to scratch
the paint on your car,

318
00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:40,280
you know, 'cause you have your key out,

319
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:44,100
and on the key is the
button to unlock the door!

320
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,266
- Counselor.

321
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:46,690
(soft music)

322
00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:47,880
- Same button, same key.

323
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,190
- Counselor!
- Which brings me

324
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:54,960
to my client's state of mind
on February the 5th, 2011.

325
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,530
Gibberish, it's embarrassing.

326
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,090
- [Wayne] Hello?

327
00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:00,553
- We're in the back.

328
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,700
- Yo,

329
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:05,960
I brought wine.

330
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,793
(bottle bangs)

331
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:09,453
- One bottle for five people, thank you.

332
00:15:11,594 --> 00:15:12,644
And it's a twist off.

333
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:23,920
- So, why do you drink wine, Wayne?

334
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,406
- I only drink cheap Italian wine.

335
00:15:27,406 --> 00:15:29,820
(glass chinks)

336
00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,270
You mean instead of beer?

337
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:34,200
- Well, stereotypically speaking,

338
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,590
a lot of sports fans like yourself

339
00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:40,100
tend to drink more beer than wine.

340
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,400
- More alcohol per volume, son!

341
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,190
Besides, beer is quire
and liquor is thicker,

342
00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:49,113
but wine is fine, or something like that.

343
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,143
So, what were you guys talking about?

344
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,490
- Work,

345
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:02,690
Tom's practice, Steve's practice.

346
00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:04,800
- Oh doc, I have a question for you,

347
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,270
does anyone come in
with like weird dreams?

348
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,460
'Cause I've been having the same one

349
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,490
over and over.

350
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,450
- What about?

351
00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:14,150
- You know that scene in "Fight Club"

352
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:16,480
where Brad Pitt and Ed Norton realize

353
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,980
that they're the same person?

354
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,680
- Thanks a lot!

355
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,370
- Oh, my God, that was like
15 years ago, seriously?

356
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:26,330
Anyway, so, I'm Ed Norton
in the dream, right.

357
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:27,300
- Yeah.

358
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,520
- Well, there's more.

359
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,670
Instead of my second personality

360
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:34,070
being a soap making, underground boxing,

361
00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:36,250
terrorist cell leader, okay?

362
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,370
- Okay.

363
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:40,320
- He's on his way to
becoming a Catholic deacon.

364
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,780
- (laughing) Really, what?

365
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:43,410
- Yeah, a Catholic deacon.

366
00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,243
- Well,

367
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,110
you are catholic.

368
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,480
- I'm agnostic.

369
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,380
- Right, well, so, instead of

370
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:54,080
like being chiseled Brad Pitt, you're

371
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,930
just really, really into catholicism?

372
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:56,780
- [Dave] Exactly.

373
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,030
- But he is.

374
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:01,920
- Like, I confess how you wanna confess,

375
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,023
I worship how you wanna
worship, it's fucking weird.

376
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:07,210
- I think

377
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:08,713
you're going to be okay.

378
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:10,413
- Thanks doc.

379
00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:14,087
- And what about you, Steve,

380
00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:16,370
how are things at your practice?

381
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:17,910
- It's,

382
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:20,100
it's funny what he said,
it's actually a lot like

383
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,290
Tom was saying, it's really, really hard

384
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,600
to get the word out.

385
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,520
A lot of my clients
have to go pro bono, so,

386
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,320
you know, people that are
getting picked on by the system.

387
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,386
- Like Santa Claus.

388
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,219
- [Steve] What?

389
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,960
- How've you not seen
"Miracle On 34th Street"?

390
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,950
- For one, I'm Jewish.

391
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,330
- That's no excuse.

392
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,240
- Not an excuse, it's a reason.

393
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,620
- Are you representing
Kris Kringle or not?

394
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:46,473
- That is the sort of
case we would do, yes,

395
00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:50,190
hypothetically, doesn't pay well though.

396
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,640
- So,

397
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,127
couldn't you do some
kind of advertising then?

398
00:17:55,127 --> 00:17:58,300
To bring in a more prosperous client?

399
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,530
- Well, advertising, yeah.

400
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:01,683
Well, the thing is the

401
00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:06,540
my mortgage and the insurance

402
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,510
and the insurance for
the business itself and

403
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,920
I don't have the money,

404
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,110
to budget in for
advertising and investment.

405
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:17,140
- Well, you know, Will always said that

406
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,900
you are a very good lawyer,

407
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:23,310
so I'm sure this will all work itself out.

408
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,210
- Well, thanks.

409
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,433
- So.

410
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,833
- So.

411
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:34,923
- The store.

412
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,483
- Yes Dave, how are things
down at the toy store?

413
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:48,340
- The Spider's Web is not a toy store!

414
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:51,330
- But it's like you sell toys, right?

415
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:55,080
- We sell comic books, graphic novels,

416
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,470
various collectables and busts.

417
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,303
- Bust?

418
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:04,000
- No, not busts, like busts.

419
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,023
Although, that would be
awesome though, right?

420
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,400
Right?

421
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,953
Completely different kind of store, right?

422
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:19,000
- How is the collectables
business this days?

423
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,670
- Pretty much sucks.

424
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,640
You know, the collectables
and the busts do okay.

425
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,140
- Busts.

426
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:26,630
- But weekly comic books sales,

427
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,550
just don't drive foot
traffic anymore, you know,

428
00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:33,030
we're lucky to get people
in a few times a year.

429
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:33,863
- How could that be?

430
00:19:33,863 --> 00:19:37,430
I see like 10 comic book
movies last year alone.

431
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,301
- Yeah, well you know,

432
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,760
there's no much trickle down actually.

433
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,920
Things be the way they are,

434
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:46,250
we're lucky if we make it
through the rest of the year.

435
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,663
- Oh, jeez, I'm sorry to hear that, man.

436
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,310
- I'm sorry, Dave.

437
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,800
- Yeah, I'm sorry, Dave, jeez!

438
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,230
- Yeah, well, you know,
things could be worse.

439
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,253
Could be dead.

440
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,043
Right?

441
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:04,173
- Right.

442
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,443
- To life.

443
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:08,919
Right?
- To life.

444
00:20:08,919 --> 00:20:10,660
(glasses chinking)
- To life.

445
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,900
One of those.
(glasses chinking)

446
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,980
give me that, put it, click it,

447
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,750
put it on there, if you catch that, yeah.

448
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,888
Don't be quiet.

449
00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:21,305
(epic music)

450
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,930
- So, well, what about you, Wendy,

451
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:35,533
are you cooking anywhere now?

452
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,993
- I'm in between jobs right now,

453
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:44,420
the vegan chef market is
bigger than it used to be

454
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:46,343
but it's still,

455
00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,950
pretty fucking small!

456
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:52,360
- Would it kill you to grill up a steak?

457
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,913
- It would kill the cow!

458
00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:01,460
Are you still a

459
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:05,220
bigger movie aficionado
as you used to be, Dave?

460
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,240
- I try to watch a movie
that I've never seen

461
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,660
every single night.

462
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,250
- What an ambitious goal.

463
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,393
- Oh yeah, it's the test.

464
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,750
- I'm sorry?

465
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,530
- Yeah, I'm just saying
watching movies is great,

466
00:21:17,530 --> 00:21:19,500
now can read this will
thing, or what's the story?

467
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,200
- Seriously.

468
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,680
- It's in my,

469
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,470
it's in my bedroom, I'll get it,

470
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,073
I'll get it after dinner.

471
00:21:26,073 --> 00:21:27,073
- All right.

472
00:21:28,364 --> 00:21:30,781
(Wendy sobs)

473
00:21:32,527 --> 00:21:33,670
(spoon clatters)

474
00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:34,820
- I'm sorry, it's just,

475
00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:37,970
(inhales) I hear what I have to confront,

476
00:21:37,970 --> 00:21:39,970
it's so head on, you know?

477
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:42,623
- There are photos of him everywhere.

478
00:21:42,623 --> 00:21:43,750
(Wendy sobs)

479
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,960
For real, it's like Will's
portrait studio up in this peace.

480
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:48,793
- It's just

481
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,223
so hard.

482
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,270
- Yeah, you know, it's
probably harder than Will

483
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,157
being dead and all.

484
00:21:56,157 --> 00:21:57,920
- Oh, for God's sakes!

485
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,970
- I'm just saying, that
Will is the one who is dead

486
00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:03,703
and if you wanna feel bad for
somebody, feel bad for Will.

487
00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:06,900
- It's not as if nothing happened to me.

488
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,640
- You got the house!

489
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,250
- That I have no way of paying for.

490
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,810
- Yet your budget has
an individual lying item

491
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:17,840
for enough flowers to make
poison Ivy herself flash.

492
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,000
- What?

493
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,500
- He's doing a Batman reference.

494
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,380
- Pamela Isley, it's Batman doing this.

495
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:23,806
- Oh,

496
00:22:23,806 --> 00:22:26,230
well, flowers are fake.

497
00:22:26,230 --> 00:22:27,230
- You're fake!
- All right,

498
00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:28,580
that's enough.

499
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,413
- Enough of what?

500
00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:30,246
- Dude!

501
00:22:30,246 --> 00:22:32,090
- I'm just saying we all have problems

502
00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:33,700
and I don't think anybody here

503
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,460
is particularly happy with their situation

504
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:38,490
and I'm not gonna sit here, okay,

505
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,350
and pretend the their marriage

506
00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:42,740
was anything more than a charade.

507
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,330
(Wendy crying)

508
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,900
- You need to stop now!

509
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,510
- Oh, get a grip!

510
00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:49,160
And by the way,

511
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,080
you need to learn how to
work the privacy settings

512
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,180
on your social media a little better.

513
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:59,180
- I went out on one date with that moron

514
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:00,860
while Will and I were separated

515
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:04,400
and he photoshopped my
face onto that picture.

516
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,750
- So you're saying

517
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,740
the princess Leia "Return
To The Jedi" costume

518
00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,140
is not tucked away in your attic?

519
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,590
Because that's the saddest
thing I've ever heard.

520
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,290
- I'm happy with my situation.

521
00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:18,620
- Excuse me for a second,

522
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:19,453
what's that?

523
00:23:19,453 --> 00:23:21,520
- A second ago you were
saying nobody at the table

524
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,050
was happy with their
situation in life, I'm good.

525
00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:28,040
- You have no idea what
you're talking about,

526
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,500
Will made it this way with his

527
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:34,580
high stakes, short selling, whatever.

528
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,110
- Is that why he killed himself?

529
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:36,943
- Dude!

530
00:23:36,943 --> 00:23:39,850
- He did not kill himself.

531
00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:41,700
- Oh, but it was you then?
- Okay,

532
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,880
this is a good opportunity

533
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,536
for everyone to take a deep breath.

534
00:23:45,536 --> 00:23:47,520
(inhales)

535
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,940
Good.

536
00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:51,423
Have a sip of wine.

537
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,520
Take another deep breath.

538
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,680
- This is not over.

539
00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,727
(speaks foreign language)

540
00:23:59,727 --> 00:24:02,960
- And we can focus our energy

541
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:07,320
in a more positive direction.

542
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:11,210
- Yeah, but why don't
we go around the table

543
00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:12,200
and

544
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,007
share some things about Will,

545
00:24:15,007 --> 00:24:16,660
'cause that's why we're here.

546
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:18,930
- We're certainly here because of Will.

547
00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:20,030
- Exactly.

548
00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:22,250
So, I'll start, I'll start.

549
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:25,070
Will was very,

550
00:24:25,070 --> 00:24:27,773
Will was, Will was very clean!

551
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,553
He was clean.

552
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:33,000
- That was a well trimmed beard.

553
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,960
- Sort of made it look
like Frasier, you know.

554
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,890
- Yes, yes I can see that, yeah.

555
00:24:38,890 --> 00:24:41,207
- I remember he borrowed
large sums of money from me

556
00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:43,300
and was never able to pay me back.

557
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,480
- Yeah,

558
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,630
that.
- Cheers.

559
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,150
- I had such a good time

560
00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:53,133
watching the World Series with Will.

561
00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:55,383
(cheering)

562
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:59,490
Wendy put out an amazing
spread that month.

563
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,420
He was so happy, he really enjoyed that.

564
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,420
That's why I'll always remember him,

565
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,573
embracing euphoria.

566
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,292
- I'll remember he was
pissed drunk that night.

567
00:25:12,292 --> 00:25:14,610
- (crying) Oh, Will.

568
00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:16,053
- Oh, please.

569
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,870
- Did anybody see the game

570
00:25:19,870 --> 00:25:21,020
last night?

571
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,410
- No.

572
00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:25,227
- I was helping Dana with
her book report (sniffles).

573
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:27,700
- Awful pitching.

574
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,323
- Yeah, it was terrible.

575
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,850
- If we learned anything from 2004,

576
00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:35,683
it's that you can plug in
your way to World Series.

577
00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:38,693
- Started pitching with championships.

578
00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:42,910
- So, what's the book report on?

579
00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:44,690
- Thank you, Jackie Robinson.

580
00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:46,820
- Oh, that's good, that's good.

581
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:48,830
- Good coincidence, we're
just talking about baseball

582
00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:50,543
and then a baseball player.

583
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:53,603
- A parkway too.

584
00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:56,250
- Yeah.

585
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,235
- Well, I got a long drive ahead of me,

586
00:25:59,235 --> 00:26:00,140
the dinner was

587
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:01,883
something,

588
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:03,561
but he's out.

589
00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:05,300
- What, you're leaving?

590
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:06,133
- Yep.

591
00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:07,240
- What about the addendum?

592
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,073
- Codicil.

593
00:26:08,073 --> 00:26:09,420
- Is a what now?

594
00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:11,170
- Codicil, your add or evoke changes

595
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,673
to an already existing will.

596
00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:15,130
- Never mind.

597
00:26:15,130 --> 00:26:16,490
- This,

598
00:26:16,490 --> 00:26:17,760
it's about all I can stand,

599
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,180
besides, Will already left me

600
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,790
his share of our parents
bungalow in Cape May,

601
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,360
I'm gonna go out there and
I'm gonna sell that house,

602
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,230
then I'm gonna have the bank

603
00:26:25,230 --> 00:26:27,200
convert that money into dollar bills,

604
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,410
and I'm gonna roll around
in it for a little while,

605
00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:31,290
maybe build a little fort out of it,

606
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,180
then I'm gonna go find young
bitches, with loose morals,

607
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:37,760
who likes small unmarked bills.

608
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,300
- What about Wendy?

609
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,540
- That's gross.

610
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:42,170
- She is distraught.

611
00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:43,720
- She's always distraught.

612
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,560
She cries if they mess up
her order at Taco Bell,

613
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,960
and she's my sister in law,

614
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,810
and you know her, all right, Steve,

615
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,230
so you got this, right?

616
00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:55,441
I trust you, Will trusted you, Wendy...

617
00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:57,100
- No (crying).

618
00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,470
- Wendy's sitting right over there,

619
00:26:58,470 --> 00:27:00,860
I'm sure she can handle all this bullshit,

620
00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:03,933
but as for me, goodnight,
goodbye and good luck.

621
00:27:07,362 --> 00:27:08,195
(door slams)

622
00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:09,028
- What the hell!

623
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:11,611
(Wendy crying)

624
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,384
(sniffles)

625
00:27:21,384 --> 00:27:23,273
- Excuse me for a moment, please.

626
00:27:24,902 --> 00:27:26,408
(utensils clattering)

627
00:27:26,408 --> 00:27:29,491
(footsteps clumping)

628
00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:32,860
- Would you stop antagonizing her?

629
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:33,970
- I'm just keeping it real.

630
00:27:33,970 --> 00:27:34,803
- What?

631
00:27:34,803 --> 00:27:37,350
- I said, I'm keeping it real.

632
00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:39,530
- It is important to be yourself

633
00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:41,610
and not keep things bottled up.

634
00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:43,970
- Yes, but can we ride
the line a bit closer

635
00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:48,160
to a polite etiquette for
the grieving widow, and

636
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:52,010
further from a stand up
comic parading a heckler.

637
00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:56,077
- Conflict can help us
confront unresolved issues

638
00:27:56,077 --> 00:27:58,580
in relationships.

639
00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:01,023
- Grieving widow, my ass!

640
00:28:02,270 --> 00:28:03,733
- Stop being an asshole.

641
00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:05,440
- Will you stop being
a whiny little bitch!

642
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,810
- Name calling isn't productive.

643
00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:09,510
- [All together] Lower your voice!

644
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,080
(footsteps clumping)

645
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,433
- Sorry about that.

646
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,250
- No problem just, we were,
- No problem.

647
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,173
- Just chatting.

648
00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:22,327
- Does anyone care for fruit or dessert?

649
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,529
- Oh.

650
00:28:23,529 --> 00:28:26,362
(epic rock music)

651
00:28:38,892 --> 00:28:39,725
(bin clutters)

652
00:28:39,725 --> 00:28:40,820
- You can't recycle that.

653
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,130
- Why not?

654
00:28:42,130 --> 00:28:44,260
- Because the number's too high.

655
00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:45,994
- What does that mean?

656
00:28:45,994 --> 00:28:48,190
- There's a little number
inside the triangle,

657
00:28:48,190 --> 00:28:50,304
and in this case it's a five.

658
00:28:50,304 --> 00:28:53,680
(mumbles) take five, so
it has to go in the trash.

659
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,930
- That's bullshit.

660
00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:57,200
- That's the rule.

661
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,033
(epic rock music)

662
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,620
- Did you make the dessert

663
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:08,100
with the fermented grapes in
the watermelon that I like?

664
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:08,933
- No.

665
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:13,113
- So Dave, what happened here?

666
00:29:15,390 --> 00:29:16,300
- Life son!

667
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:17,983
It's a hard world out there.

668
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,950
- Well, I meant the cane.

669
00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:22,880
- Oh, I got shot in the foot.

670
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,480
- [All Together] What?

671
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,570
- I got shot in the foot.

672
00:29:26,570 --> 00:29:28,680
- How the hell did that happen?

673
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,820
- Hey, you know, there was a

674
00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:32,330
robbery at the grocery
store and I was there.

675
00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:34,820
- Holy shit, that was you.

676
00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:38,222
- Yeah, you know, I'm a
pretty much a superstar hero.

677
00:29:38,222 --> 00:29:42,080
It hurt, you know, but
whatever, I gotta lick in.

678
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,140
So, I'm standing in the grocery store,

679
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,700
minding my own business,

680
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,550
and pondering the world of
pickled cucumber delights,

681
00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:52,613
when all of a sudden, a
masked maniac bursts in

682
00:29:52,613 --> 00:29:53,910
yelling and screaming

683
00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:57,540
as he brandishes his phallic
weapon at the innocent.

684
00:29:57,540 --> 00:30:00,310
Women and children shuttered in terror,

685
00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:03,490
while the men found themselves
covered in their own urine,

686
00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:05,590
collecting in perfect circles

687
00:30:05,590 --> 00:30:08,440
between their unweathered boat shoes.

688
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,380
An elderly man powered by a
sudden surge of adrenaline

689
00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:15,200
was spry and seemed ready to intervene,

690
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,350
but instead, dove for cover
behind a yellow mustard display.

691
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:23,140
Greatest Generation my ass.

692
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:27,230
Meanwhile, the nefarious villain
was all, "Hands in the air"

693
00:30:27,230 --> 00:30:30,530
as he came directly into
my fields of attack.

694
00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:34,820
A vile view of a fallen man,
it was as terrible as the dawn

695
00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:36,910
treacherous as the seas.

696
00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:40,470
He stood at the head of the
aisle with his back to me,

697
00:30:40,470 --> 00:30:44,290
and I took up in my hands,
the mighty jar condiment

698
00:30:44,290 --> 00:30:47,913
and rained down delicious
justice upon his crown.

699
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,490
- So, you hit the guy.

700
00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:52,780
- Yeah, you know, I hit
him with the jar pickles.

701
00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:53,940
- You what?

702
00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:56,260
- They didn't mention that
in the news, did they?

703
00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:59,025
Yeah, you know, this guy was
all like, "Hands in the air",

704
00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,970
you know, but his back was turned,

705
00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:03,870
so I smashed him in the head
with the jar of pickles.

706
00:31:03,870 --> 00:31:05,720
You know, his gun went off
a couple of times though

707
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,260
and he got me in the foot.

708
00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:09,310
Actually kind of a shame,

709
00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:11,230
it was a really good jar of pickles.

710
00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:13,350
You know, the deal kind?

711
00:31:13,350 --> 00:31:14,430
- Pretty lucky.

712
00:31:14,430 --> 00:31:18,230
- Yeah, I think the word
that the cops used was brave,

713
00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:19,153
but yeah.

714
00:31:19,153 --> 00:31:20,291
- What if you had missed?

715
00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:22,090
What if he had pointed
the gun up instead of down

716
00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,260
and shot you in the head?

717
00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:26,610
You put yourself and everyone
in that store in danger.

718
00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:27,760
- I couldn't just stand around

719
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,710
and wait for somebody else to get hurt.

720
00:31:30,730 --> 00:31:32,260
- Tom's a psychiatrist,

721
00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:34,560
so I'll leave the analyzing to him.

722
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,160
Steve, Steve's a lawyer, so

723
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,220
he's my go to guy for legal advice.

724
00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,050
When I'd like to stop somebody

725
00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:43,650
from committing a criminal act,

726
00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:45,390
I'd rather wait for the cops

727
00:31:45,390 --> 00:31:48,790
than some guy who stacks
shelves in a toy store.

728
00:31:48,790 --> 00:31:50,550
- That's not unreasonable.

729
00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:51,750
- You're just jealous

730
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:54,230
that I Batman the shit out of that guy.

731
00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:55,730
- You could have killed him.

732
00:31:55,730 --> 00:31:56,770
- He could have killed me.

733
00:31:56,770 --> 00:31:57,680
- Yeah, well,

734
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,490
I think you're both making
some very valid points here,

735
00:32:01,490 --> 00:32:05,340
I mean, Wendy is talking about

736
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,100
the dangers of vigilantism,
which is very valid,

737
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:08,933
whereas Dave...

738
00:32:08,933 --> 00:32:12,300
- My point is that I'm Batman,

739
00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:14,330
and if anyone points a gun at me,

740
00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:16,530
they have my permission to die.

741
00:32:16,530 --> 00:32:17,770
- You said his back was to you.

742
00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:19,853
- Yeah, you know, same difference.

743
00:32:22,010 --> 00:32:23,760
- Isn't that how

744
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,800
Will died?

745
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,013
I mean, not the armed robbery guy,

746
00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:30,010
(stutters)

747
00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:33,670
I don't, I'm sorry, I was
out of town when it happened

748
00:32:33,670 --> 00:32:36,247
and I had to leave
right after the service.

749
00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:37,908
- Yes,

750
00:32:37,908 --> 00:32:39,067
it was

751
00:32:39,067 --> 00:32:40,363
a blow to the head.

752
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,690
- Blunt force trauma.

753
00:32:42,690 --> 00:32:43,847
- I get it, McCoy.

754
00:32:43,847 --> 00:32:45,330
- But how?

755
00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:49,212
How did it come to pass
that he was hit in the head?

756
00:32:49,212 --> 00:32:50,844
- I'm sorry,

757
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:51,677
excuse me.

758
00:32:53,284 --> 00:32:55,645
(crying)
(footsteps clumping)

759
00:32:55,645 --> 00:32:56,947
- Jesus.

760
00:32:56,947 --> 00:32:59,560
(Wendy crying)

761
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,431
(door slams)

762
00:33:00,431 --> 00:33:01,317
(sighs)

763
00:33:01,317 --> 00:33:04,216
(mellow music)

764
00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:09,216
(footsteps clumping)
(mellow music)

765
00:34:00,877 --> 00:34:03,950
- Well, if everyone's
done with dessert, we can

766
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,390
make ourselves more
comfortable in the living room.

767
00:34:08,710 --> 00:34:12,127
(soft suspenseful music)

768
00:34:17,781 --> 00:34:19,540
(footsteps clumping)

769
00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:22,123
Can I get anyone anything else?

770
00:34:22,970 --> 00:34:24,320
- Could we just do this thing now?

771
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,590
- Dave!

772
00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:26,913
- No, he's right.

773
00:34:27,850 --> 00:34:31,272
I'll go get the document.

774
00:34:31,272 --> 00:34:33,400
(footsteps clumping)

775
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,850
- Big money, big money,
big money, big money

776
00:34:34,850 --> 00:34:36,320
and Wendy's stop!

777
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,863
- Lower your goddamn voice.

778
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,530
- Don't act like you don't need the money.

779
00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:43,170
- I need the money.

780
00:34:43,170 --> 00:34:45,140
Of course, I need the money,
we all need the money,

781
00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:46,400
Will knows

782
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,183
that we needed money, presumably
why he left us some money.

783
00:34:50,183 --> 00:34:51,550
- I thought Will lost all his money.

784
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:52,998
- Lower your voice.

785
00:34:52,998 --> 00:34:56,630
(footsteps clumping)

786
00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:58,593
- Well, here it is.

787
00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:05,760
I am,

788
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,340
I think Wayne preferred, you do the honors

789
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:11,040
and I certainly have no objection.

790
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,510
- Be happy to.

791
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:16,537
I mean, I'm not happy to
read your dead husband's Will

792
00:35:16,537 --> 00:35:19,522
addendum, codicil.

793
00:35:19,522 --> 00:35:20,580
(paper rustling)

794
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:21,413
Let's begin.

795
00:35:28,413 --> 00:35:30,020
(humming)

796
00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:30,853
- Sorry.

797
00:35:30,853 --> 00:35:32,993
- All right, from the desk of William.

798
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:38,020
Greetings friends, if you're reading this,

799
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:41,090
I'm dead or missing

800
00:35:41,090 --> 00:35:43,973
or in a coma with no chance
of regaining consciousness.

801
00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:49,500
Anyway, if you're mourning
for me, thanks. that's nice.

802
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,750
If not, that's okay, too,

803
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:55,030
it's not as though you can
hurt my feelings at this point.

804
00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:56,160
I'm sure you're wondering why

805
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,160
I brought you all here tonight,

806
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,960
instead of bequeathing through
the standard procedure,

807
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,190
but as you know,

808
00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:04,790
I've had quite a bit of
trouble with the authorities,

809
00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,090
and I felt that some
things were better left

810
00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:08,653
below board, if you will.

811
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,430
So, that's why now,

812
00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:15,270
I should explain why you,

813
00:36:15,270 --> 00:36:17,610
you five specifically,

814
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,780
Wayne, my beloved brother,

815
00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:20,783
and Wendy,

816
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,653
my wife,

817
00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:27,310
Tom and Steve, my oldest friends,

818
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,940
and of course,

819
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:32,870
Dave, the best roommate
any co Ed could ask for.

820
00:36:32,870 --> 00:36:34,763
- Lambda, lambda, lambda, bitches.

821
00:36:34,763 --> 00:36:35,770
(shushing)

822
00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:36,603
- I've asked you all here

823
00:36:36,603 --> 00:36:38,940
to participate in something
of a treasure hunt.

824
00:36:43,090 --> 00:36:44,700
Again, because of the IRS,

825
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,060
trusting such a thing as this to a bank,

826
00:36:47,060 --> 00:36:49,963
or a lawyer, no offense, Steve,

827
00:36:50,890 --> 00:36:52,283
didn't seem prudent.

828
00:36:53,550 --> 00:36:55,820
I have left this last gift to all of you

829
00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:57,100
and have hidden it safely

830
00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:00,190
within the confines of these walls.

831
00:37:00,190 --> 00:37:02,330
I dare not mentioned the exact location,

832
00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:05,263
lest this document should
fall into the wrong hands,

833
00:37:06,870 --> 00:37:10,660
but rest assured, if you all work together

834
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:13,110
and use the memories of
time well spent here,

835
00:37:13,110 --> 00:37:14,910
you'll find what you're looking for.

836
00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:17,760
Good luck to you all,

837
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,950
but you should probably burn
this because again, the IRS.

838
00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:24,003
Excelsior, Will.

839
00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:32,200
- So, there's money hidden in my house?

840
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,740
- That's what it sounds like.

841
00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:34,880
- And it doesn't say where?

842
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,980
- No, I read the whole thing,

843
00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:38,540
fine tooth comb.

844
00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:40,520
- But is there like a picture
in there or something,

845
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,399
like of the faucet with the
snake on it in "Harry Potter"?

846
00:37:43,399 --> 00:37:44,250
(paper rustling)

847
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,083
- That's it.

848
00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,560
- Well, we have to start looking for it,

849
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,760
we have no other choice.

850
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,200
- Well, I can't think of anything.

851
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,000
- Then it's settled.

852
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,563
Wendy, it's your house,
how should we proceed?

853
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,240
- I think we can safely
eliminate the garage

854
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,440
as Will never went in there,

855
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,920
so, that leaves us with
just the house to search.

856
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,730
So, I guess we just divide
up and start looking?

857
00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:09,570
- Yeah, you know what?

858
00:38:09,570 --> 00:38:13,140
I'll take the basement, all
right, lasers boo boo boo.

859
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:14,800
- Okay, so that just leaves

860
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,840
this floor in the attic to search.

861
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,606
I prefer to search the bedrooms.

862
00:38:19,606 --> 00:38:20,684
- Yeah, right?

863
00:38:20,684 --> 00:38:23,510
'Cause it's your personal
stuff, personal private stuff,

864
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,960
stuff that belongs to you, panties.

865
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,630
Tom and I will look upstairs.

866
00:38:28,630 --> 00:38:29,970
- Great.

867
00:38:29,970 --> 00:38:31,460
- We'll check the attic.

868
00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:32,915
- Thank you.

869
00:38:32,915 --> 00:38:35,477
(footsteps clumping)

870
00:38:35,477 --> 00:38:40,477
(door creaking)
(soft music)

871
00:38:41,230 --> 00:38:42,363
- [Both] After you.

872
00:38:44,110 --> 00:38:45,340
- Why don't you go first.

873
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:46,292
- Thanks, Tom.

874
00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:49,375
(footsteps clumping)

875
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:51,204
Holy shit.

876
00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:53,983
- Where should we start?

877
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,774
- This side.

878
00:38:56,774 --> 00:38:59,857
(footsteps clumping)

879
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:06,269
- Jeez, there's a lot
of stuff in this attic.

880
00:39:06,269 --> 00:39:08,790
I could go through all this
all night with a fluoroscope

881
00:39:08,790 --> 00:39:10,760
and still not find anything.

882
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,280
- We don't have all night,
let's just look real quick,

883
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,670
so we can get right back to helping Wendy.

884
00:39:15,670 --> 00:39:18,013
- I'd rather she came up here to help us.

885
00:39:18,013 --> 00:39:19,475
(chinking)

886
00:39:19,475 --> 00:39:20,640
(door squeaks)

887
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,620
(door clicks)

888
00:39:23,620 --> 00:39:25,210
- Did you hear that?

889
00:39:25,210 --> 00:39:26,210
- Hear What?

890
00:39:26,210 --> 00:39:27,780
- I don't know, let's just keep looking.

891
00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,990
- What are we looking for?

892
00:39:29,990 --> 00:39:32,710
- Are you aware that I know
everything that you know,

893
00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:35,250
it's probably just a
lockbox or a portable safe.

894
00:39:37,089 --> 00:39:40,172
(playful epic music)

895
00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:11,538
(cluttering)
(playful epic music)

896
00:40:36,663 --> 00:40:38,065
- I found.

897
00:40:38,065 --> 00:40:38,898
- What?

898
00:40:39,986 --> 00:40:41,126
- A lightsaber.

899
00:40:41,126 --> 00:40:41,959
- Oh,

900
00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,404
does it work?

901
00:40:43,404 --> 00:40:45,690
(buzzing)

902
00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:46,523
- It does.

903
00:40:46,523 --> 00:40:48,260
- I'll call Dave.

904
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:50,940
- We're never gonna find
anything in all this mess,

905
00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:53,820
let's just go find Wendy,
see what she suggests.

906
00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:55,034
- All right.

907
00:40:55,034 --> 00:40:58,117
(footsteps clumping)

908
00:41:01,618 --> 00:41:02,451
(door shaking)

909
00:41:02,451 --> 00:41:03,284
- Open the door.

910
00:41:03,284 --> 00:41:04,961
- I'm trying.

911
00:41:04,961 --> 00:41:06,628
- What?
- It's locked.

912
00:41:06,628 --> 00:41:08,760
- How the hell did that happen?

913
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,863
- I have no idea!

914
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:15,953
- Okay.

915
00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:21,130
- How are we gonna get out of here?

916
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:22,330
- I'll call Dave.

917
00:41:22,330 --> 00:41:23,430
- No, I'll call Wendy.

918
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,900
Hi,

919
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:27,893
find any goodies?

920
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,440
So, funny story, Tom and
I are up to the attic

921
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,593
and the door is locked.

922
00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:41,660
Okay, we'll see in a bit.

923
00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:43,230
(laughing) guess this is what it's like,

924
00:41:43,230 --> 00:41:44,450
we don't know how that happened,

925
00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:46,283
(laughing) bye.

926
00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:48,763
On a shmuck, Tom.

927
00:41:50,496 --> 00:41:53,579
(footsteps clumping)

928
00:41:55,810 --> 00:41:57,224
- Hey, ham.

929
00:41:57,224 --> 00:41:59,474
(clutters)

930
00:42:01,546 --> 00:42:03,713
(exhales)

931
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,133
- Thanks.

932
00:42:06,133 --> 00:42:06,966
- Yeah.

933
00:42:10,650 --> 00:42:12,900
- I am so sorry about that,

934
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:15,100
it's a twistlock doorknob,

935
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,980
so you gotta be careful with that.

936
00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:19,100
- Yeah, could have sworn
that we left it open.

937
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:19,933
- Yeah.

938
00:42:19,933 --> 00:42:20,766
- Yeah, whatever,

939
00:42:20,766 --> 00:42:21,900
hand me the lightsaber.

940
00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:26,270
Hmm,

941
00:42:26,270 --> 00:42:28,140
late 90s,

942
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,363
vintage,

943
00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:33,173
Phantom Menace line.

944
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,270
Quite a g-model,

945
00:42:36,270 --> 00:42:37,103
hmm.

946
00:42:38,001 --> 00:42:39,390
(buzzing)

947
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,600
Hmm, still works.

948
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,750
Where did you get this?

949
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,173
- You gave it to Will.

950
00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:46,973
- Oh, did I?

951
00:42:47,850 --> 00:42:48,763
- Well, any luck up there?

952
00:42:48,763 --> 00:42:51,113
- There's a lot of stuff up there.

953
00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:56,760
- Yeah, we were hoping that maybe you can

954
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,170
give us the cliff notes.

955
00:42:58,170 --> 00:42:59,560
- Bet it was a long shot anyway,

956
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,233
Will never went up there.

957
00:43:02,770 --> 00:43:04,420
So, should we keep looking?

958
00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:05,837
- Yeah, time is money, money's time.

959
00:43:05,837 --> 00:43:07,560
(clapping) Let's go.

960
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,020
Let's all keep looking.

961
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:09,853
Get back to work.

962
00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:12,470
- I'm done with the attic.

963
00:43:12,470 --> 00:43:14,450
Mind if I join you?

964
00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:15,560
- Yeah, sure, why not?

965
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,130
- That's okay, I'll stay

966
00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:19,300
and cover the nuts and crannies up there.

967
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:20,133
- [Tom] You sure?

968
00:43:20,133 --> 00:43:21,120
- Yeah, I'm good, I got this.

969
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,960
- Okay, well, if you need
anything, give us a call.

970
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,793
- Will do.

971
00:43:25,793 --> 00:43:27,920
- Lasers, boo boo boo.

972
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,420
- Don't you mean laser swords?

973
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:33,250
- Yeah, well, you know, I
love to sit around all night

974
00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:35,310
and talk about the "Star
Wars" prequels, but you know,

975
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,720
we get into "Phantom Menace",

976
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,450
we'll be here all day and
night, you know what I mean?

977
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:39,310
- Fair enough.

978
00:43:39,310 --> 00:43:40,143
- Alright.

979
00:43:42,189 --> 00:43:45,272
(footsteps clumping)

980
00:43:48,430 --> 00:43:50,180
- So, how far did you get?

981
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:51,270
- Not very.

982
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,690
I found some of his booze

983
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,930
and a lot of workout magazines

984
00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:57,110
and Richard Simmons workout videos.

985
00:43:57,110 --> 00:43:58,740
- Yeah, he was

986
00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:00,130
into

987
00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:01,410
stuff.

988
00:44:01,410 --> 00:44:02,243
- Yeah.

989
00:44:04,330 --> 00:44:05,210
Hey, I got an idea,

990
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:07,020
maybe he howled out a
book and hid cash in it,

991
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,220
like in "The Shawshank Redemption"?

992
00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:10,360
You ever see that movie?

993
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,210
- It's on TV every weekend.

994
00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:13,660
- Ah, yeah.

995
00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:14,860
Well, let's look anyway.

996
00:44:16,998 --> 00:44:19,748
(pages flicking)

997
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,890
- This is so fucking stupid.

998
00:44:25,890 --> 00:44:27,120
- Yeah, you have a better idea?

999
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,883
- Not really, we don't even
know what we're looking for.

1000
00:44:29,883 --> 00:44:31,440
- What do you mean?

1001
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,980
- What do you expect to
find, a cashier's check,

1002
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:36,110
a lot of hundred dollar bills?

1003
00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:37,690
- Yes.

1004
00:44:37,690 --> 00:44:38,680
- That would be nice.

1005
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,830
- It'd be better than nice.

1006
00:44:40,830 --> 00:44:42,370
An injection of cash is just what I need

1007
00:44:42,370 --> 00:44:43,710
to save my business.

1008
00:44:43,710 --> 00:44:45,150
- I know what you mean.

1009
00:44:45,150 --> 00:44:46,530
My father's medical expenses

1010
00:44:46,530 --> 00:44:48,383
are really spiraling out of control,

1011
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,340
I'm pretty much broke.

1012
00:44:51,410 --> 00:44:52,243
- Yeah, me too.

1013
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,140
Like, you know, what, Tom?

1014
00:44:56,140 --> 00:44:58,900
A day may come when we have
to give up our businesses

1015
00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:00,620
and start working at Walmart,

1016
00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:04,450
but it is not this day,
a day may come where

1017
00:45:04,450 --> 00:45:07,420
we will give up looking
for money we didn't earn,

1018
00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:10,080
but it is not this day.

1019
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,780
A day may come when we will
say fuck it, let's go to a bar,

1020
00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:16,500
but it is not this day,

1021
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:21,009
this day we look, look for
money, join me shrink road head,

1022
00:45:21,009 --> 00:45:21,842
join me.

1023
00:45:22,829 --> 00:45:24,912
(thumps)

1024
00:45:27,813 --> 00:45:31,383
(footsteps clumping)

1025
00:45:31,383 --> 00:45:33,800
(soft music)

1026
00:45:35,838 --> 00:45:36,671
- Hello.

1027
00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,083
- Hello.

1028
00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:43,137
- Tom is helping Dave in the basement

1029
00:45:43,137 --> 00:45:44,990
and the attic is just a bus,

1030
00:45:44,990 --> 00:45:47,353
so I was wondering if you
needed any help in here.

1031
00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:49,533
- Oh,

1032
00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,393
yeah, sure, that would be great.

1033
00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:58,261
Would you mind going through this box?

1034
00:45:58,261 --> 00:45:59,320
- Sure.

1035
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,180
- That's some of local
papers and things but

1036
00:46:03,112 --> 00:46:04,130
I mean, you never know, right?

1037
00:46:04,130 --> 00:46:05,795
- Right, right.

1038
00:46:05,795 --> 00:46:08,212
(soft music)

1039
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:19,533
- Sure will be nice when
this is all over, huh.

1040
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,900
- Ready to put this behind you, huh?

1041
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:23,733
- Yeah,

1042
00:46:24,890 --> 00:46:28,650
not to mention the fact that
I desperately need the money.

1043
00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:29,633
- Right, right.

1044
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,500
- I mean, who knows if it'll
even be enough to cover

1045
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:36,012
all the debt that Will left me with.

1046
00:46:36,012 --> 00:46:37,260
- There's a lot of them.

1047
00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:39,038
- There's tons.

1048
00:46:39,038 --> 00:46:41,083
I mean, the funeral alone.

1049
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,480
If I could just get this money

1050
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,110
and get things settled, you know, I could

1051
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:51,923
move on with my life.

1052
00:46:54,839 --> 00:46:55,672
(sighs)

1053
00:46:55,672 --> 00:46:57,793
- I don't even feel like
mine's even gotten started.

1054
00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:01,440
- But, you're a lawyer,

1055
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,590
that's like, the quintessential

1056
00:47:04,450 --> 00:47:06,696
symbol for success.

1057
00:47:06,696 --> 00:47:08,390
You have to become a doctor too

1058
00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:10,063
then will you feel accomplished?

1059
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,440
- No, it's just, I feel like

1060
00:47:14,740 --> 00:47:17,970
the weight of the world is
on my shoulders with the

1061
00:47:17,970 --> 00:47:20,213
practice and the finances and

1062
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,563
it's holding me back,

1063
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:24,373
keeping me

1064
00:47:25,350 --> 00:47:26,593
from what I really want.

1065
00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:29,800
- Steve...

1066
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,930
- Wendy?

1067
00:47:30,930 --> 00:47:33,000
- Yeah, Tom, what is it?

1068
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,690
- Wendy, it just hit me,

1069
00:47:34,690 --> 00:47:37,420
what if the money is
buried in the backyard,

1070
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:38,603
is that possible?

1071
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:42,947
- Yes, that's a great idea, Tom,

1072
00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:44,047
why don't we go check,

1073
00:47:45,290 --> 00:47:48,223
absolutely, that is a brilliant,

1074
00:47:48,223 --> 00:47:50,130
(door slams)
brilliant idea.

1075
00:47:50,130 --> 00:47:55,130
Why don't you head on out there
and see what you can find.

1076
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,448
- Whoa, good.

1077
00:47:56,448 --> 00:47:58,918
(Wendy laughs)

1078
00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:01,533
(door slams)

1079
00:48:01,533 --> 00:48:04,616
(footsteps clumping)

1080
00:48:07,908 --> 00:48:10,491
(mellow music)

1081
00:48:11,691 --> 00:48:16,691
(drink burbles)
(mellow music)

1082
00:48:20,001 --> 00:48:21,772
(sighs)

1083
00:48:21,772 --> 00:48:24,355
(mellow music)

1084
00:48:27,522 --> 00:48:28,830
- To Roger Maris,

1085
00:48:28,830 --> 00:48:32,493
still the all American
single season homerun king.

1086
00:48:36,883 --> 00:48:39,600
Well, to Ruth and to Mantle,

1087
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,433
I'm glad you're not here

1088
00:48:40,433 --> 00:48:43,194
'cause you can both drink
beer under the table.

1089
00:48:43,194 --> 00:48:45,777
(mellow music)

1090
00:48:48,442 --> 00:48:51,275
(alcohol burbles)

1091
00:48:58,006 --> 00:49:00,256
Oh, and here's the you kid.

1092
00:49:04,017 --> 00:49:06,517
(eerie music)

1093
00:49:32,899 --> 00:49:36,649
(dramatic suspenseful music)

1094
00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,250
Holy potato balls!

1095
00:49:42,930 --> 00:49:44,023
I missed your mom,

1096
00:49:45,510 --> 00:49:46,503
I'm full house,

1097
00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:48,803
I'm ghost dad.

1098
00:49:51,933 --> 00:49:52,766
Fuck!

1099
00:49:54,921 --> 00:49:57,772
(paper and wood clatters)
(eerie music)

1100
00:49:57,772 --> 00:50:00,813
(matchstick striking)
(eerie music)

1101
00:50:00,813 --> 00:50:05,813
(flame crackling)
(eerie music)

1102
00:50:08,210 --> 00:50:10,120
- The money is here, I know it's here

1103
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,490
buried in the backyard, I
know it, I can smell it.

1104
00:50:14,490 --> 00:50:15,910
I'll just slip out the gate,

1105
00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:19,870
walk up the driveway, get
in the car and drive away.

1106
00:50:19,870 --> 00:50:21,243
(grunts)

1107
00:50:21,243 --> 00:50:23,326
(laughs)

1108
00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:28,000
But then they'll know.

1109
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,150
Know what?

1110
00:50:29,150 --> 00:50:31,990
If we just leave, they'll
know we took the money.

1111
00:50:31,990 --> 00:50:32,823
We?

1112
00:50:32,823 --> 00:50:34,920
Were in this together.

1113
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,350
I need the money,

1114
00:50:36,350 --> 00:50:38,220
I can't afford to share it with them.

1115
00:50:38,220 --> 00:50:39,700
We need the money,

1116
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:42,220
and I'm the one who can help you find it.

1117
00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:43,700
You know where it is?

1118
00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:45,320
How?

1119
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,140
Just start digging, we
can do this together.

1120
00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:51,743
Yes, I'll start right now.

1121
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,910
Good, dig, dig,

1122
00:50:56,910 --> 00:50:57,743
dig it all.

1123
00:51:00,564 --> 00:51:02,930
(piano music)

1124
00:51:02,930 --> 00:51:03,763
- Wendy.

1125
00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:06,780
- I know what you're going to say, and

1126
00:51:08,058 --> 00:51:09,033
at the moment,

1127
00:51:09,970 --> 00:51:13,540
things being as they are, it just seems

1128
00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:14,746
impossible.

1129
00:51:14,746 --> 00:51:16,476
- You're right.

1130
00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:17,910
You're right.

1131
00:51:17,910 --> 00:51:19,544
If only I had the money.

1132
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:21,691
- If I had the money.

1133
00:51:21,691 --> 00:51:24,006
- If we could have the money.

1134
00:51:24,006 --> 00:51:26,423
(soft music)

1135
00:51:27,744 --> 00:51:32,744
♪ Imagine if you will a scenario ♪

1136
00:51:34,928 --> 00:51:39,928
♪ Where all of our dreams can come true ♪

1137
00:51:42,165 --> 00:51:47,165
♪ Without making a deal with El Diablo ♪

1138
00:51:49,447 --> 00:51:54,447
♪ Or paying a wish for a magic broom ♪

1139
00:51:56,514 --> 00:52:01,514
♪ In a world where I am free from debts ♪

1140
00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:08,746
♪ I will make peace with
the "Star Wars" prequels ♪

1141
00:52:10,991 --> 00:52:15,991
♪ I'd wear an armor in the
style of gold buffets ♪

1142
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:23,500
♪ Because that nude truly has no equal ♪

1143
00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:31,726
♪ Maybe it's too much to hope for ♪

1144
00:52:33,341 --> 00:52:38,341
♪ A life that is free from so much worry ♪

1145
00:52:41,209 --> 00:52:46,209
♪ Give my daughter
everything she asks for ♪

1146
00:52:47,587 --> 00:52:52,420
♪ Excluding those creepy
my little ponies ♪

1147
00:52:54,883 --> 00:52:56,065
(epic bass music)

1148
00:52:56,065 --> 00:53:00,595
♪ If I had the money all of
our problems would be funny ♪

1149
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:02,697
♪ I could be smart or a dummy ♪

1150
00:53:02,697 --> 00:53:05,779
♪ Weather it's cloudy or it's sunny ♪

1151
00:53:05,779 --> 00:53:08,153
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪

1152
00:53:08,153 --> 00:53:10,442
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪

1153
00:53:10,442 --> 00:53:13,935
♪ But if I had the money ♪

1154
00:53:13,935 --> 00:53:16,517
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪

1155
00:53:16,517 --> 00:53:19,017
(piano music)

1156
00:53:25,287 --> 00:53:27,511
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪

1157
00:53:27,511 --> 00:53:29,789
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪

1158
00:53:29,789 --> 00:53:33,369
♪ But if I had the money ♪

1159
00:53:33,369 --> 00:53:37,220
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪

1160
00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:39,262
♪ If we had money we could just spend it ♪

1161
00:53:39,262 --> 00:53:40,455
♪ Until our problems are solved ♪

1162
00:53:40,455 --> 00:53:42,657
♪ And that seems to work
fine for rich people ♪

1163
00:53:42,657 --> 00:53:44,378
♪ Because they have so much money ♪

1164
00:53:44,378 --> 00:53:46,937
♪ All they do is spend it
on stuff they don't need ♪

1165
00:53:46,937 --> 00:53:48,872
♪ Or to acquire additional wealth ♪

1166
00:53:48,872 --> 00:53:50,313
♪ Or buy influence from Congress ♪

1167
00:53:50,313 --> 00:53:51,584
♪ Write bills that become laws ♪

1168
00:53:51,584 --> 00:53:52,565
♪ And do a really great job ♪

1169
00:53:52,565 --> 00:53:53,852
♪ Of showing people
how they're different ♪

1170
00:53:53,852 --> 00:53:55,078
♪ Or lower taxes on the rich old ♪

1171
00:53:55,078 --> 00:53:55,911
♪ While working stiff like us ♪

1172
00:53:55,911 --> 00:53:59,491
♪ Get stuck making up
for the lost revenue ♪

1173
00:53:59,491 --> 00:54:01,908
(epic music)

1174
00:54:04,357 --> 00:54:05,190
- That was a mouthful.

1175
00:54:05,190 --> 00:54:06,700
- I know, I'm sorry.

1176
00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:08,443
- I liked it.
- Okay.

1177
00:54:09,637 --> 00:54:11,882
♪ My fight in life is small ♪

1178
00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:14,192
♪ But I'm really on the ball ♪

1179
00:54:14,192 --> 00:54:16,223
♪ I could be great, I could be funny ♪

1180
00:54:16,223 --> 00:54:18,643
♪ If I had the money ♪

1181
00:54:18,643 --> 00:54:21,405
♪ If I had the money ♪

1182
00:54:21,405 --> 00:54:23,747
♪ Yeah I'm so stupid ♪

1183
00:54:23,747 --> 00:54:26,001
♪ If I or we have the money ♪

1184
00:54:26,001 --> 00:54:30,026
♪ When I was alive I had the money ♪

1185
00:54:30,026 --> 00:54:32,359
(screaming)

1186
00:54:41,641 --> 00:54:46,641
♪ If I had the money everything would be ♪

1187
00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:50,291
♪ Okay ♪

1188
00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:52,432
♪ Money's what makes us sing ♪

1189
00:54:52,432 --> 00:54:54,821
♪ It's all about the dream ♪

1190
00:54:54,821 --> 00:54:57,240
♪ Won't you be on the wing ♪

1191
00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:59,786
♪ Money solves everything ♪

1192
00:54:59,786 --> 00:55:04,786
♪ If I had the money ♪

1193
00:55:07,735 --> 00:55:09,735
♪ Money ♪

1194
00:55:12,286 --> 00:55:15,203
(epic piano music)

1195
00:55:28,497 --> 00:55:30,290
- I will be right back,

1196
00:55:30,290 --> 00:55:32,200
just one second.

1197
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,117
(epic piano music)

1198
00:55:37,884 --> 00:55:41,113
(footsteps clumping)

1199
00:55:41,113 --> 00:55:43,113
(bangs)

1200
00:55:47,297 --> 00:55:48,567
(drink burbles)

1201
00:55:48,567 --> 00:55:51,025
(bangs)

1202
00:55:51,025 --> 00:55:53,433
It's almost over, I can do this.

1203
00:55:57,328 --> 00:55:59,745
(swallowing)

1204
00:56:00,862 --> 00:56:02,945
(coughs)

1205
00:56:04,704 --> 00:56:06,675
(sniffles)

1206
00:56:06,675 --> 00:56:08,675
(bangs)

1207
00:56:10,039 --> 00:56:12,367
(groans)

1208
00:56:12,367 --> 00:56:16,280
(footsteps clumping)

1209
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,670
Are you stretching?

1210
00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:20,060
- Yeah,

1211
00:56:20,060 --> 00:56:21,530
yeah, doing a little

1212
00:56:21,530 --> 00:56:24,940
stretching stressful situations,
you know, you tense up,

1213
00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:27,780
I'm seeing a chiropractor for a while

1214
00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:31,600
stretching because you
can never be too careful

1215
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,650
with your body tensing
up in tense situations

1216
00:56:33,650 --> 00:56:36,267
and I'm also in an archery class now.

1217
00:56:37,289 --> 00:56:41,956
(hitting)
(heart beats)

1218
00:56:47,339 --> 00:56:48,568
(thuds)

1219
00:56:48,568 --> 00:56:51,068
(eerie music)

1220
00:57:03,421 --> 00:57:05,588
(digging)

1221
00:57:07,031 --> 00:57:09,121
(sighs)

1222
00:57:09,121 --> 00:57:11,288
(panting)

1223
00:57:29,110 --> 00:57:32,210
- Oh, Zod, you crazy bastard.

1224
00:57:32,210 --> 00:57:34,500
(laughing)

1225
00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:37,167
(phone ringing)

1226
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,100
Yellow.

1227
00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,270
- Hey, man,

1228
00:57:41,270 --> 00:57:43,670
I'm digging up the yard,
come out and help me.

1229
00:57:43,670 --> 00:57:44,970
- Yeah, I can't, I'm busy.

1230
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,930
- With what?

1231
00:57:47,930 --> 00:57:52,070
- I'm watching "Superman Two" on VHS.

1232
00:57:52,070 --> 00:57:55,000
- Dude, the money might be back here.

1233
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,120
- This lady, right, she calls
out Superman for being Jewish,

1234
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,463
like, he's Frederick
Superman or something.

1235
00:58:02,010 --> 00:58:02,843
Idiot.

1236
00:58:02,843 --> 00:58:03,910
(laughing)

1237
00:58:03,910 --> 00:58:06,060
- I could really use a hand.
- Yeah, how about this?

1238
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:09,230
You keep looking outside,
I'll keep looking inside,

1239
00:58:09,230 --> 00:58:11,620
and we'll be looking at
two spots at the same time.

1240
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:12,453
Sounds good?
- No, no, no.

1241
00:58:12,453 --> 00:58:15,290
- Great, all right, buddy,

1242
00:58:15,290 --> 00:58:16,960
all right, take care.
- No, seriously, stop...

1243
00:58:20,356 --> 00:58:22,606
(laughing)

1244
00:58:24,443 --> 00:58:25,490
Come on, lady,

1245
00:58:25,490 --> 00:58:27,880
You know Clark head, you know, Superman,

1246
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,310
you're standing four feet
away from both of them,

1247
00:58:30,310 --> 00:58:32,190
I mean, they're just glasses, okay,

1248
00:58:32,190 --> 00:58:33,725
It's not a loo to door mask.

1249
00:58:33,725 --> 00:58:35,550
(laughing)

1250
00:58:35,550 --> 00:58:36,383
Man.

1251
00:58:38,977 --> 00:58:40,967
(digging)

1252
00:58:40,967 --> 00:58:43,440
(clears throat)

1253
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,327
Oh, my God.

1254
00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:48,953
Oh, my God, I'm drunk.

1255
00:58:48,953 --> 00:58:51,453
(eerie music)

1256
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:03,403
- Hello, Dave.

1257
00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:05,640
- Yo.

1258
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,640
- What are you doing down here?

1259
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,360
- Looking for the money?

1260
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,490
- I think we should talk about that.

1261
00:59:12,490 --> 00:59:13,624
- Okay.

1262
00:59:13,624 --> 00:59:14,857
(door squeaks)

1263
00:59:14,857 --> 00:59:16,420
(door slams)

1264
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,333
Let's talk.

1265
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,110
What do you wanna talk about?

1266
00:59:22,110 --> 00:59:25,550
- I think you have some
very definite ideas

1267
00:59:25,550 --> 00:59:28,430
about what should be done with the money.

1268
00:59:28,430 --> 00:59:30,700
- We should all split it, right?

1269
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:32,320
- When should we split it?

1270
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,770
- As soon as possible.

1271
00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:35,310
You do see what we're doing here, right?

1272
00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:36,577
You get it, right?

1273
00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:39,960
- But you gonna sweat it.

1274
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,210
That's great,

1275
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:45,380
but have you ever thought
about my responsibilities?

1276
00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:47,480
Have you ever thought
about my responsibilities

1277
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,410
to my daughter?

1278
00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:50,440
Do you have any idea

1279
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:54,590
what a moral or ethical
principle is, do you?

1280
00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:56,220
- I never thought I'd say this to anyone,

1281
00:59:56,220 --> 00:59:59,240
but you sound way too
much like me, right now.

1282
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,073
Give me the bat, Wendy.

1283
01:00:00,073 --> 01:00:01,580
- I'm not gonna hurt you.

1284
01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:02,860
- Give me the bat, Wendy.

1285
01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:04,980
- You didn't let me finish my sentence.

1286
01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:08,220
I am not going to hurt you, I'm just...

1287
01:00:08,220 --> 01:00:09,450
- To bash my brains in.

1288
01:00:09,450 --> 01:00:11,193
- No, Jesus Christ, no!

1289
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,130
But I am gonna hurt you real bad,

1290
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,754
for the best.

1291
01:00:16,754 --> 01:00:19,254
(eerie music)

1292
01:00:26,447 --> 01:00:31,443
Hold that thought, we should
probably move the table.

1293
01:00:31,443 --> 01:00:32,293
- Okay, I'll move it.
- Would you grab,

1294
01:00:32,293 --> 01:00:34,721
grab that part of the table.

1295
01:00:34,721 --> 01:00:36,000
- I don't break the table.

1296
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,250
- Don't touch my candles.

1297
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,240
- Which way am I turning?

1298
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:41,922
- Go that way.

1299
01:00:41,922 --> 01:00:42,900
- This way?

1300
01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:45,163
- Follow my lead, go that way.

1301
01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:48,193
Where are you going, where
are you going with this?

1302
01:00:48,193 --> 01:00:49,490
- I can't fit through
with my hands like this.

1303
01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:51,140
- You don't need...

1304
01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:53,250
- I just gotta put my hands
down so I can get in, okay?

1305
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:54,910
- How are you gonna get out now?

1306
01:00:54,910 --> 01:00:57,350
- It's fine, I'll figure it out.

1307
01:00:57,350 --> 01:00:58,360
- Seems unnecessary.

1308
01:00:58,360 --> 01:00:59,270
- I'm gonna go over the couch.

1309
01:00:59,270 --> 01:01:01,518
- Don't go over the the
couch in your shoes,

1310
01:01:01,518 --> 01:01:02,351
don't go over the couch in your shoes.

1311
01:01:03,876 --> 01:01:04,709
Jesus!

1312
01:01:06,614 --> 01:01:08,386
(mumbles)

1313
01:01:08,386 --> 01:01:10,150
keep it off the fabric.

1314
01:01:10,150 --> 01:01:11,793
- Okay, I'm fine.

1315
01:01:14,381 --> 01:01:16,603
- Pick up your thing.

1316
01:01:17,437 --> 01:01:18,780
Are you ready?
- Yes.

1317
01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:20,026
- Okay.
- Yes.

1318
01:01:20,026 --> 01:01:21,064
- Okay.

1319
01:01:21,064 --> 01:01:23,564
(eerie music)

1320
01:01:24,866 --> 01:01:26,710
(dragging)

1321
01:01:26,710 --> 01:01:27,683
(eerie music)

1322
01:01:27,683 --> 01:01:32,683
(epic action music)
(wood clacking)

1323
01:01:43,702 --> 01:01:45,133
- (groans) Okay,

1324
01:01:45,133 --> 01:01:46,260
okay.

1325
01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:47,850
We don't have to split it with the others,

1326
01:01:47,850 --> 01:01:50,080
we could share it between ourselves.

1327
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,157
- I'll never share anything with you.

1328
01:01:52,157 --> 01:01:54,430
- Didn't you hear what Steve read?

1329
01:01:54,430 --> 01:01:56,350
We have to share it.

1330
01:01:56,350 --> 01:01:58,605
I am your partner.

1331
01:01:58,605 --> 01:02:00,765
- (screaming) No!

1332
01:02:00,765 --> 01:02:02,895
(epic action music)

1333
01:02:02,895 --> 01:02:03,728
(groans)

1334
01:02:03,728 --> 01:02:05,160
- My kingdom for pickle jar.

1335
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:08,500
Help, help me Steve, help, help.

1336
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,270
- I don't think Steve will
be coming to your rescue,

1337
01:02:10,270 --> 01:02:11,987
I've seen to that.

1338
01:02:11,987 --> 01:02:13,676
- You monster.

1339
01:02:13,676 --> 01:02:16,753
- I'm just a mother
providing for her daughter.

1340
01:02:18,858 --> 01:02:20,347
(groans) Oh,

1341
01:02:20,347 --> 01:02:21,180
oh,

1342
01:02:22,588 --> 01:02:23,421
oh.

1343
01:02:30,105 --> 01:02:34,355
(exhales)
(groans)

1344
01:02:35,272 --> 01:02:36,105
Aww.

1345
01:02:38,498 --> 01:02:39,331
Oh.

1346
01:02:40,588 --> 01:02:41,858
(sighs)

1347
01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:43,028
Bitch.

1348
01:02:43,028 --> 01:02:43,861
- [Dave] Help!

1349
01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:44,694
- Dave.

1350
01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:45,847
- [Dave] Help, someone please.

1351
01:02:46,810 --> 01:02:50,401
- Dave, oh, God, oh God,

1352
01:02:50,401 --> 01:02:52,200
I'm coming, Dave.

1353
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,373
Yeah.

1354
01:02:53,373 --> 01:02:55,456
(groans)

1355
01:03:00,767 --> 01:03:05,184
(panting)
(groaning)

1356
01:03:09,425 --> 01:03:11,070
(epic action music)

1357
01:03:11,070 --> 01:03:12,223
- Siri, call Tom.

1358
01:03:13,430 --> 01:03:15,190
- [Siri] Calling Tom.

1359
01:03:15,190 --> 01:03:16,420
- Thank you Sweety.

1360
01:03:19,577 --> 01:03:22,244
(phone buzzing)

1361
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,670
- Yeah, hello.

1362
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,716
- Tom, get in here, Wendy
is trying to kill me.

1363
01:03:29,716 --> 01:03:30,937
- [Tom] What?

1364
01:03:30,937 --> 01:03:33,545
- She is baseball batting
the hell out of me.

1365
01:03:33,545 --> 01:03:34,814
- I'm coming.

1366
01:03:34,814 --> 01:03:37,003
(footsteps clumping)

1367
01:03:37,003 --> 01:03:39,169
(door shaking)

1368
01:03:39,169 --> 01:03:40,183
Damn.

1369
01:03:40,183 --> 01:03:43,266
(footsteps clumping)

1370
01:03:44,297 --> 01:03:45,199
(door shaking)

1371
01:03:45,199 --> 01:03:46,032
Damn.

1372
01:03:47,347 --> 01:03:50,430
(footsteps clumping)

1373
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:52,673
Damn.

1374
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,750
It's locked,

1375
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:56,783
do you know any tricks
for opening locked doors.

1376
01:03:56,783 --> 01:03:59,330
- [Dave] Yeah, use the
key, hurry the fuck up.

1377
01:03:59,330 --> 01:04:01,090
- Let them kill each other,

1378
01:04:01,090 --> 01:04:03,000
then the money is ours.

1379
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,140
No, they're my friends and

1380
01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:08,980
I've gotta help them,

1381
01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:10,770
and if you don't understand that,

1382
01:04:10,770 --> 01:04:14,923
you're nothing at all, nothing at all.

1383
01:04:16,411 --> 01:04:18,863
(exhales)

1384
01:04:18,863 --> 01:04:20,740
(inhales)

1385
01:04:20,740 --> 01:04:23,893
I'm coming, Dave, I'm coming to save you.

1386
01:04:25,870 --> 01:04:27,350
Damn it.

1387
01:04:27,350 --> 01:04:29,923
I guess I'll just have to break it down.

1388
01:04:29,923 --> 01:04:33,523
(epic action music)

1389
01:04:33,523 --> 01:04:35,523
(thuds)

1390
01:04:39,580 --> 01:04:40,413
That hurt.

1391
01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:42,930
- Admit it,

1392
01:04:42,930 --> 01:04:44,680
say it just once,

1393
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:45,883
that I am Dana's father.

1394
01:04:46,884 --> 01:04:48,493
- I will never join you.

1395
01:04:49,670 --> 01:04:50,763
- What?

1396
01:04:50,763 --> 01:04:53,763
(soft action music)

1397
01:04:54,921 --> 01:04:56,083
- Dave.

1398
01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:59,083
(soft action music)

1399
01:05:11,769 --> 01:05:16,639
(wood clacking)
(soft action music)

1400
01:05:16,639 --> 01:05:18,441
(screams)

1401
01:05:18,441 --> 01:05:21,120
(soft action music)

1402
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,460
- Will was gay, wasn't he?

1403
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:24,260
You didn't think I was
ready to be a father,

1404
01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:27,320
so, you posed as his
wife to help his career.

1405
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,530
- You're a child, Dave,

1406
01:05:29,530 --> 01:05:33,057
you were a child back then
and you're still a child now.

1407
01:05:33,057 --> 01:05:34,530
(wood clacking)
(soft action music)

1408
01:05:34,530 --> 01:05:39,530
(groans)
(soft action music)

1409
01:05:44,696 --> 01:05:46,003
- Oh, I've been a fool,

1410
01:05:47,590 --> 01:05:50,180
only now at the end do I understand.

1411
01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:51,393
- Oh, shut up!

1412
01:05:53,070 --> 01:05:54,750
- Where's Tom?

1413
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,793
Oh my god.

1414
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,611
My faith in my friends
truly is my weakness.

1415
01:05:59,611 --> 01:06:03,386
(soft action music)

1416
01:06:03,386 --> 01:06:04,311
- No!

1417
01:06:04,311 --> 01:06:05,750
(soft action music)

1418
01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:08,723
- Steve, you rescued me, thank goodness.

1419
01:06:09,940 --> 01:06:11,410
What happened to your face?

1420
01:06:11,410 --> 01:06:13,090
- Never mind that,

1421
01:06:13,090 --> 01:06:16,000
the point is we got to
get control of ourselves.

1422
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,113
Money isn't worth it.

1423
01:06:18,580 --> 01:06:22,018
Don't think we're even
gonna find it at this point.

1424
01:06:22,018 --> 01:06:23,810
(soft music)

1425
01:06:23,810 --> 01:06:27,170
- I'm starting to think
there never was any money.

1426
01:06:27,170 --> 01:06:28,020
- You're kidding.

1427
01:06:28,890 --> 01:06:30,160
- Well, he could have meant anything,

1428
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,970
he never did specifically say

1429
01:06:31,970 --> 01:06:33,830
that there was money in the addendum.

1430
01:06:33,830 --> 01:06:35,256
- Codicil.
- Whatever.

1431
01:06:35,256 --> 01:06:38,320
(soft music)

1432
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,823
I know you think I killed him.

1433
01:06:42,270 --> 01:06:43,163
I didn't.

1434
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,040
You're right, our marriage was a sham, but

1435
01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:49,453
I didn't want him to die.

1436
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:54,350
He wasn't Dana's biological father, but

1437
01:06:55,530 --> 01:06:58,880
he was there when it counted, you know.

1438
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:01,360
We were the only people
in each other's lives,

1439
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,674
who were really honest with each other.

1440
01:07:03,674 --> 01:07:04,640
(chuckles)

1441
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:06,483
Now, I don't even have that.

1442
01:07:06,483 --> 01:07:09,500
(soft music)

1443
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:10,523
You and I,

1444
01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:13,830
us,

1445
01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:16,533
there was never going to be an us.

1446
01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:22,573
I didn't want Dana to be
something tethering me to you,

1447
01:07:23,530 --> 01:07:24,363
when

1448
01:07:25,270 --> 01:07:27,640
we couldn't give each
other what we needed.

1449
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:30,057
(soft music)

1450
01:07:33,870 --> 01:07:37,953
I haven't been able to
find a job in over a year.

1451
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:43,593
I loved that restaurant so much it was,

1452
01:07:44,790 --> 01:07:46,540
it was me, you know.

1453
01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:53,200
And now I'm gonna lose this house,

1454
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,483
and not just this house, everything.

1455
01:07:57,870 --> 01:07:59,350
What about my daughter?

1456
01:07:59,350 --> 01:08:01,667
What am I supposed to tell her?

1457
01:08:01,667 --> 01:08:03,163
What if.

1458
01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:06,013
What if the state tries
to take her away from me?

1459
01:08:07,645 --> 01:08:09,940
I have no family left, it's like

1460
01:08:12,150 --> 01:08:14,063
losing Will all over again.

1461
01:08:17,270 --> 01:08:20,051
Will would have thought
of a way out of this.

1462
01:08:20,051 --> 01:08:20,884
(chuckles)

1463
01:08:20,884 --> 01:08:22,423
He did, I guess.

1464
01:08:24,290 --> 01:08:25,123
Will,

1465
01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:29,840
was always so preoccupied with work,

1466
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,530
and he could have sold it, the business,

1467
01:08:32,530 --> 01:08:35,853
he had an offer, he turned it down.

1468
01:08:37,310 --> 01:08:39,320
Finally, the chance came

1469
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:44,293
to get out and get fat at the
same time and he let it go.

1470
01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:47,763
He'd miss it too much, he said.

1471
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:49,653
Can you imagine?

1472
01:08:50,619 --> 01:08:51,969
That's what he really said?

1473
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,910
What kind of a person,

1474
01:08:54,910 --> 01:08:59,603
what kind of a human being
loves being a trader?

1475
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:03,450
People don't go to Wall Street,

1476
01:09:03,450 --> 01:09:05,700
because it's gonna be a lot of fun,

1477
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:08,583
they go to make money.

1478
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:13,410
These people, they don't jump out of bed,

1479
01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:16,440
thinking about how much fun
it's gonna be to go to work,

1480
01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:17,999
they...

1481
01:09:17,999 --> 01:09:19,810
I have been to parties with these people

1482
01:09:19,810 --> 01:09:21,520
and they're all so

1483
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:23,913
miserable.

1484
01:09:25,820 --> 01:09:29,540
If all the money in the world and

1485
01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:31,570
doesn't mean anything to them,

1486
01:09:31,570 --> 01:09:33,800
because they don't need it anymore,

1487
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:37,683
they can't even think of what
to spend it on except junk.

1488
01:09:40,290 --> 01:09:44,060
It's a pointless, soulless job,

1489
01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:49,060
and the fact that Will actually enjoyed

1490
01:09:49,070 --> 01:09:51,183
tricking these people out of their money,

1491
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,293
it's very difficult to accept.

1492
01:10:05,251 --> 01:10:07,700
(sighs)

1493
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:09,970
You know, even after all that,

1494
01:10:09,970 --> 01:10:12,733
we still respected each other.

1495
01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:16,230
We've known each other for so long,

1496
01:10:16,230 --> 01:10:18,503
at some point that just
counts for something.

1497
01:10:19,890 --> 01:10:22,390
But I never would have hurt him

1498
01:10:22,390 --> 01:10:25,273
and he never would have hurt me.

1499
01:10:27,860 --> 01:10:29,700
In the end, he just

1500
01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:32,340
said something stupid to
someone he owed money to,

1501
01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:34,320
got punched in the face,

1502
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,070
fell hit his head on the ground and

1503
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,930
the jerk that hit him
offered me a deal on the spot

1504
01:10:40,930 --> 01:10:42,053
to erase the debt.

1505
01:10:44,010 --> 01:10:45,610
I just had to say

1506
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:47,563
he was mugged.

1507
01:10:51,310 --> 01:10:52,563
That's all it took.

1508
01:10:57,770 --> 01:11:00,270
Not exactly the life I
pictured when we were kids.

1509
01:11:04,210 --> 01:11:05,233
- Not for any of us.

1510
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:07,800
- What do we do now?

1511
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,473
- I don't know about you,

1512
01:11:09,473 --> 01:11:12,210
but I am through looking for the money.

1513
01:11:12,210 --> 01:11:13,043
- What about

1514
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,223
our dreams?

1515
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,033
Our future?

1516
01:11:19,730 --> 01:11:20,563
What about us?

1517
01:11:20,563 --> 01:11:22,200
- Steve,

1518
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,033
maybe,

1519
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,023
maybe I'm not always honest with people.

1520
01:11:30,910 --> 01:11:33,853
Maybe you're not always
honest with yourself.

1521
01:11:36,275 --> 01:11:37,620
(sighs)

1522
01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:38,453
- Yeah.

1523
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:41,620
Probably right about that.

1524
01:11:45,618 --> 01:11:47,230
- You want some ice for your hand?

1525
01:11:47,230 --> 01:11:48,063
- Please.

1526
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:50,263
What?

1527
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:52,180
Wait a second,

1528
01:11:52,180 --> 01:11:53,630
the World Series party.

1529
01:11:53,630 --> 01:11:55,620
- [Steve] What about it?

1530
01:11:55,620 --> 01:11:58,870
- I remember Will and I were talking about

1531
01:11:58,870 --> 01:12:00,840
the hiding money from the company, right,

1532
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:03,603
and then Will said
something really peculiar.

1533
01:12:03,603 --> 01:12:05,950
- I'd like to think I'm
ahead above the rest

1534
01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:08,033
when it comes to hiding things.

1535
01:12:08,033 --> 01:12:10,060
- Totally.

1536
01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:11,594
Totally.

1537
01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:12,600
Ahead

1538
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:15,673
above the rest.

1539
01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:21,540
- The drop ceiling.

1540
01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:24,903
Will was always running
speaker wires through there.

1541
01:12:24,903 --> 01:12:27,320
(soft music)

1542
01:12:28,952 --> 01:12:30,619
- Oh, baby!

1543
01:12:30,619 --> 01:12:32,702
(creaks)

1544
01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:37,542
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1545
01:12:37,542 --> 01:12:40,065
(all laughing)

1546
01:12:40,065 --> 01:12:42,697
(soft music)

1547
01:12:42,697 --> 01:12:44,573
It's a baseball card.

1548
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,919
- Son of a bitch!

1549
01:12:48,919 --> 01:12:50,323
- Is that worth anything?

1550
01:12:50,323 --> 01:12:53,010
- A couple hundred dollars
to the right buyer.

1551
01:12:53,010 --> 01:12:53,843
- Jesus!

1552
01:12:57,188 --> 01:12:59,771
(mellow music)

1553
01:13:01,472 --> 01:13:03,842
- Then I guess I'm off
to the liquor store,

1554
01:13:03,842 --> 01:13:05,404
liquor store, liquor store.

1555
01:13:05,404 --> 01:13:07,017
- You get a cat?

1556
01:13:07,017 --> 01:13:09,623
- No, I have no idea what that sound was.

1557
01:13:10,610 --> 01:13:13,030
- I'm happy with my situation.

1558
01:13:13,030 --> 01:13:16,167
Well, I got a long drive
ahead of me, he's out.

1559
01:13:17,233 --> 01:13:18,736
- What, you're leaving?

1560
01:13:18,736 --> 01:13:20,094
- Yep.

1561
01:13:20,094 --> 01:13:23,147
(soft music)

1562
01:13:23,147 --> 01:13:26,064
(car engine roars)

1563
01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:33,495
(door creaks)

1564
01:13:33,495 --> 01:13:35,912
(door slams)

1565
01:13:52,437 --> 01:13:55,437
(bright epic music)

1566
01:14:40,112 --> 01:14:45,112
(box clatters)
(bright epic music)

1567
01:14:58,983 --> 01:14:59,816
- Jesus!

1568
01:15:03,994 --> 01:15:07,191
(epic music)
(engine roars)

1569
01:15:07,191 --> 01:15:09,774
(phone buzzes)

1570
01:15:11,956 --> 01:15:12,789
(sighs)

1571
01:15:12,789 --> 01:15:13,622
- Yellow.

1572
01:15:13,622 --> 01:15:14,650
- What do you know about this?

1573
01:15:14,650 --> 01:15:16,240
- [Wayne] About what?

1574
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:19,670
- Oh, come on, come on, the
baseball card, everything.

1575
01:15:19,670 --> 01:15:20,707
I heard a noise during dinner

1576
01:15:20,707 --> 01:15:22,930
and you came back from the
liquor store few minutes later,

1577
01:15:22,930 --> 01:15:25,720
it was you in the basement, wasn't it?

1578
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:26,700
- [Wayne] Maybe.

1579
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:29,750
- What else was in the box, Wayne?

1580
01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:30,943
- Look Wendy, do you
think it was an oversight

1581
01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:33,370
that my brother never
told you about the box?

1582
01:15:33,370 --> 01:15:34,757
It wasn't.

1583
01:15:34,757 --> 01:15:35,900
Blur, bluh, bluh, bluh.

1584
01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:37,650
Water is still gonna water?

1585
01:15:37,650 --> 01:15:39,620
I know about your bastard kid.

1586
01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:40,453
Later.

1587
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:42,933
Beep.

1588
01:15:43,870 --> 01:15:45,930
- Son of a bitch!

1589
01:15:45,930 --> 01:15:47,037
- We could go to the police.

1590
01:15:47,037 --> 01:15:48,390
- And say what?

1591
01:15:48,390 --> 01:15:50,380
- Oh, so I guess you can't complain about

1592
01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:51,330
someone stealing money

1593
01:15:51,330 --> 01:15:53,330
that shouldn't exist in the first place.

1594
01:15:54,390 --> 01:15:55,440
- And that's it then.

1595
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:57,153
- Damn.

1596
01:15:58,660 --> 01:16:01,353
- What am I gonna do now, I have nothing.

1597
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,789
- You have friends still and so does Dana.

1598
01:16:05,789 --> 01:16:06,850
- Yeah,

1599
01:16:06,850 --> 01:16:09,720
good friends, maybe not good
friends but people you know,

1600
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:12,550
friends, MySpace friends list

1601
01:16:12,550 --> 01:16:13,733
from the entire area.

1602
01:16:13,733 --> 01:16:14,723
- Shut up, Steve.

1603
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:22,770
- I'm ordering a couple bourbon

1604
01:16:22,770 --> 01:16:25,820
as soon as I get through the door.

1605
01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:27,160
- I'm ordering two drinks.

1606
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:31,420
- I'm going to literally
order every drink the bar has.

1607
01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:34,640
- Alcohol is great for
solving life's problems.

1608
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:37,420
- Even in a bottle, yo, demon in a bottle.

1609
01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:39,930
- That reference is
only moderately obscure.

1610
01:16:39,930 --> 01:16:42,233
- Your mom is moderately obscure.

1611
01:16:43,070 --> 01:16:44,959
(mumbles)

1612
01:16:44,959 --> 01:16:47,709
no, we're not doing that anymore.

1613
01:16:48,748 --> 01:16:53,748
♪ Imagine if you will a scenario ♪

1614
01:16:55,975 --> 01:17:00,975
♪ Where all of our dreams can come true ♪

1615
01:17:03,229 --> 01:17:08,229
♪ Without making a deal with El Diablo ♪

1616
01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:15,460
♪ Or paying a wish for a magic broom ♪

1617
01:17:17,545 --> 01:17:22,545
♪ In a world where I'm free from debts ♪

1618
01:17:24,717 --> 01:17:29,717
♪ I will make peace with
the "Star Wars" prequels ♪

1619
01:17:31,972 --> 01:17:36,972
♪ I'd wear an armor in the
style of gold buffets ♪

1620
01:17:39,649 --> 01:17:44,649
♪ 'Cause that nude truly has no equal ♪

1621
01:17:47,756 --> 01:17:52,756
♪ Maybe it's too much to hope for ♪

1622
01:17:54,310 --> 01:17:59,310
♪ A life that is free from so much worry ♪

1623
01:18:02,199 --> 01:18:07,199
♪ Give my daughter
everything she asks for ♪

1624
01:18:08,573 --> 01:18:13,573
♪ Excluding those creepy
my little ponies ♪

1625
01:18:14,209 --> 01:18:18,740
♪ If I had the money all of
our problems would be funny ♪

1626
01:18:18,740 --> 01:18:20,758
♪ I could be smart or a dummy ♪

1627
01:18:20,758 --> 01:18:23,839
♪ Weather it's cloudy or it's sunny ♪

1628
01:18:23,839 --> 01:18:26,258
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪

1629
01:18:26,258 --> 01:18:28,588
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪

1630
01:18:28,588 --> 01:18:32,142
♪ But if I had the money ♪

1631
01:18:32,142 --> 01:18:34,636
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪

1632
01:18:34,636 --> 01:18:37,136
(piano music)

1633
01:18:43,464 --> 01:18:45,636
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪

1634
01:18:45,636 --> 01:18:47,961
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪

1635
01:18:47,961 --> 01:18:51,571
♪ But if I had the money ♪

1636
01:18:51,571 --> 01:18:55,358
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪

1637
01:18:55,358 --> 01:18:57,452
♪ If we had money we could just spend it ♪

1638
01:18:57,452 --> 01:18:58,832
♪ Until our problems are solved ♪

1639
01:18:58,832 --> 01:19:00,902
♪ And that seems to work
fine for rich people ♪

1640
01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:02,584
♪ Because they have so much money ♪

1641
01:19:02,584 --> 01:19:05,029
♪ All they do is spend it
on stuff they don't need ♪

1642
01:19:05,029 --> 01:19:06,988
♪ Or to acquire additional wealth ♪

1643
01:19:06,988 --> 01:19:08,439
♪ Or buy influence from Congress ♪

1644
01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:09,770
♪ Write bills that become laws ♪

1645
01:19:09,770 --> 01:19:10,761
♪ And do a really great job ♪

1646
01:19:10,761 --> 01:19:12,108
♪ Of showing people
how they're different ♪

1647
01:19:12,108 --> 01:19:13,169
♪ Or lower taxes on the rich old ♪

1648
01:19:13,169 --> 01:19:14,098
♪ While working stiff like us ♪

1649
01:19:14,098 --> 01:19:17,158
♪ Get stuck making up
for the lost revenue ♪

1650
01:19:17,158 --> 01:19:20,866
♪ If I had the money ♪

1651
01:19:20,866 --> 01:19:25,866
♪ Everything would be okay ♪

1652
01:19:25,901 --> 01:19:27,977
♪ Money's what makes us sing ♪

1653
01:19:27,977 --> 01:19:30,414
♪ It's all about the dream ♪

1654
01:19:30,414 --> 01:19:32,922
♪ Won't you be on the wing ♪

1655
01:19:32,922 --> 01:19:35,429
♪ Money solves everything ♪

1656
01:19:35,429 --> 01:19:40,429
♪ If I had the money ♪

1657
01:19:43,378 --> 01:19:45,378
♪ Money ♪

1658
01:19:55,565 --> 01:19:56,398
(digging)

1659
01:19:56,398 --> 01:19:58,303
- Been out here for hours digging,

1660
01:20:00,510 --> 01:20:03,367
bet it's all wrapped up
nicely in there though.

1661
01:20:05,010 --> 01:20:08,803
Bet they're saying, "Hey, what about Tom?

1662
01:20:10,110 --> 01:20:11,730
How did his night end?"

1663
01:20:11,730 --> 01:20:12,563
Someone else says,

1664
01:20:12,563 --> 01:20:15,757
"Oh, yeah, whatever happened to Tom?"

1665
01:20:16,710 --> 01:20:18,680
Someone else says, "Tom?

1666
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:21,330
Tom, I don't remember Tom."

1667
01:20:21,330 --> 01:20:25,060
Well, I'm Tom, I'm Tom dammit,

1668
01:20:25,060 --> 01:20:28,192
I have a name and I have feelings and I am

1669
01:20:28,192 --> 01:20:30,192
(bangs)

1670
01:20:32,392 --> 01:20:34,559
(panting)

1671
01:20:35,924 --> 01:20:38,174
(laughing)

1672
01:20:40,330 --> 01:20:42,370
It's porno

1673
01:20:42,370 --> 01:20:44,453
(laughs)