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(clock ticking)

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(keys clacking)
(car engine roars)

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(bright epic music)

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♪ You're coming in dry and
leaving with your years ♪

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♪ That's what little moving
sound she never heard before ♪

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♪ And I didn't wanna leave my bed ♪

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♪ To come and sing above your bed ♪

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♪ There's no one left around
and ignores me anymore ♪

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♪ You're coming for another as
we promised to hang around ♪

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♪ And open our backstage
before our we nailed it ♪

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♪ 'Cause I didn't wanna leave my bed ♪

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♪ To come and sing above your bed but ♪

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♪ There's no one left around
and ignores me anymore ♪

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♪ Well she's come between us ♪

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♪ So calm down and meet him, my friend ♪

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(rock music)

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♪ But she's come to free us ♪

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♪ So calm down and meet her ♪

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♪ My she's come between us ♪

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♪ So slow down and reason where I am ♪

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♪ My friend ♪

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- I can do this.

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(sighs)

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(bright epic music)

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(noisy epic music)

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(epic calm music)

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- Hello, you handsome son of a bitch.

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(faint epic music)

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Time for me to get what's mine.

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(tapping)

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(sneezes)

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(sniffles)

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(faint epic music)

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(rubbing)

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Wendy?

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- I'm in the kitchen.

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- Hey.

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- Hello.

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- Smells

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good.

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- Thanks.

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- Oh, uh, what do you want me to do with

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Will's will thingy here?

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- Oh,

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just leave it on the table,

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I'm gonna put it in my
bedroom until later.

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- Whatever.

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Where's that kid of yours?

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- Dana is at my parent's.

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- That

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is excellent news.

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- I'm going to ignore that.

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- Yes, I've noticed.

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No wine glasses?

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- There's no wine, so.

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- Who hosts a dinner party without wine?

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- Wayne, I can't afford it.

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- Then I guess I'm off to the liquor store

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to procure some wine

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with my fabulous Derek Jeter-like wealth.

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Even those poor bastards at
the last supper had wine.

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- Look, Wayne.

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- Yeah.

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- Can we please be civil tonight?

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- It was ridiculous while Will was alive,

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but now that he's dead,
let's just drop the charade,

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shall we?

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Yeah.

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(keys clacking)

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(faint epic music)

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(door slams)

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- What an asshole!

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(chopping)

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(footsteps clumping)

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(door bell chimes)

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(footsteps clumping)

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(door creaks)

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(soft romantic music)

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- Hello.

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- Hi.

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(soft romantic music)

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- It's just that boarding
school is so far away.

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- It'll be all right.

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We'll see each other on

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weekends.

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- Weekends?

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But it won't be the same.

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- No,

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it won't be.

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It'll never be like this again!

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(soft romantic music)

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Thank you for coming, Steve.

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- Of course.

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(soft romantic music)

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- Dinner should be ready soon,

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please make yourself comfortable.

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- Thanks.

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(chair creaks)

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(tapping)

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(Wendy coughs)

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You all right?

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- [Wendy] I'm fine, fine (coughs).

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- Mm.

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(tapping)

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(eerie music)

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(door bell chimes)

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Would you get that, Steve?

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- Yeah, no problem, sure.

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(soft music)

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Tom.

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- Hi Steve.

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(soft music)

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(door clicks)

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(soft music)

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- Come in!

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- Thanks.

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(soft music)
(footsteps clumping)

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(sighs)
(soft music)

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So, are you?

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- Wendy's in the kitchen, cooking,

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I just got here like

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a moment ago.

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(faint soft music)

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(sighs)

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Some decor.

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- I was just thinking the same thing.

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Does it bother you?

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- No, why would it?

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- Well, it's making me feel
a little uncomfortable.

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- I have a minor flower allergy,

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but nothing that debilitates
me to the point of...

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- I was talking more about
the pictures of Will.

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- No, why would it?

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- Well, there's

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an unusually large number
of pictures of Will.

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- No, I mean, I'm fine with it.

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Really.

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What's done is done.

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(faint soft music)

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I didn't see you at the funeral.

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- I was out of town, man,

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I was able to make the wake, though.

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- Oh,

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your dad?

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- Yeah, I had to check him
into the hospital again.

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(door creaks)

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- Ka boom!

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- Lower your voice!

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- Relax.

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Geez, who died?

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Oh yeah.

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- Do you think it's a party?

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- Well, you know, (groans)

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it's kind of a party,

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I mean, it's not a very
good party, but you know,

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it's a dinner party, so,
that's a kind of party.

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- It's not a party at all.

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- Hey, it's Dr. Tom.

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Dr. Tom.

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- Hello Dave.

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- Hey, you guys look, a,

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you guys are pretty
good, you're all pimping.

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Pimping!

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- And you look like you're
going down the shore.

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- It's Friday.

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Let me ask you a question,

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is there a large amount of
flowers here, like unusually,

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like, too many flowers?

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- Well the man is dead!

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- Lower your voice.

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- Her husband died, okay!

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She can put out a few flowers.

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- But it's like the
fucking Rose Bowl in here.

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- There does seem to be some

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compensation going on for something.

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- [Both] Lower your voice!

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- Look, all I'm saying,

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I'm sitting here, I look the flowers,

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I look at the picture,
I look at more flowers,

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I see another photo, I see more flowers,

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I see another photo, I see
another photo, I see flowers!

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- Shut up!

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- It's unhealthy.

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It's not like there's a kinda
singul shrine to Will in here.

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- [Dave] He's a doctor.

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- It's more like a pharaoh's tomb,

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and it's not like these flowers

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are left over from the funeral,

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that was too long, they'd be dead by now.

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- Like Will.

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- Shut up, Dave!

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- You get offended every
time I say anything!

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You're like a mother hen.

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- What?

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- You know what you sound like?

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You sound like Mary's mother
from "It's A Wonderful Life".

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Steve, let me ask you a question,

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when was the last time you
made violent love to a woman?

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Was it Wendy?
- Stop right there, okay.

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Lower your voice, stop acting like a dick.

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- Steve.
- What the hell was...

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- Steve, Steve,

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this night is becoming a
little too much for you,

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I can see that.

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- You're actually becoming a little...

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- Yeah, that's fine.

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What I need you to do,
is sit down, relax, okay?

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I'll go in the kitchen,
check on the beer 'sitch.

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- I'll check the beer 'sitch.
- No, you sit down and relax,

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everything's gonna be fine.

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Maybe I'll touch a boob, I don't know.

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- Oh, fuck you.

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(faint rock music)

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- Hey.

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(picture clatters)

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(faint rock music)

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Keeping secrets?

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(sighs)

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- More like

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protecting my interests.

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- Whatever.

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(door clicks)

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You got any beer?

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- No.

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- Right, you don't drink beer,

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I forgot about your aversion to fun.

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(knife squeaks)

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- I have an aversion

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to irresponsibility, if
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- A couple of beers is not irresponsible.

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- It is if you need to
spend that money on food.

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- Beer was used as a source of nutrition

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during the Black Plague.

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- A problem modern sanitation

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seems up to the challenge of
handling, don't you think?

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- Yeah, I spend a lot of time

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thinking about the Black Plague.

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- You used to spend a lot of time

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thinking about a lot of things,

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maybe if just would have
applied yourself a little bit

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instead of dropping out of school,

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then we wouldn't be..
- I don't have any interest

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in discussing things
that happened between us

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like 10 years ago.

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Like, at all.

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- Right.

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(knife bangs)

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- Well, there's no beer.

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- Wendy doesn't drink beer.

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- Yeah, right right.

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- Tom,

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hello.
- Hello.

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- Well, dinner is almost ready,

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you wanna follow me into the kitchen.

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(soft guitar music)

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- Well, this is great, Wendy.

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- And the presentation!

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- And what fabulous window treatment!

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Oh, and what a great centerpiece, amazing!

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Can we eat now?

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- We are waiting for Wayne.

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- Sure.

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(clattering)

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- Did you get a cat?

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- No, I have no idea what that sound was.

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(faint music)

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So, Tom, how's your practice going,

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is it tough being out there on your own?

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- Tough isn't the word,

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it's hard to get new patients and

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you can forget about word of mouth

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when your best customers are wackos.

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- Wackos?

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00:13:12.633 --> 00:13:14.920
Is that a technical term, doctor?

278
00:13:14.920 --> 00:13:16.070
- Well,

279
00:13:16.070 --> 00:13:17.230
not really, but

280
00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:20.590
sometimes, I...

281
00:13:22.008 --> 00:13:23.220
Do you ever think that maybe

282
00:13:23.220 --> 00:13:24.730
you've gone into the wrong profession?

283
00:13:24.730 --> 00:13:25.653
- [All together] Yes.

284
00:13:27.500 --> 00:13:29.750
- I shouldn't tell you guys this, but

285
00:13:29.750 --> 00:13:30.810
what the hell.

286
00:13:30.810 --> 00:13:32.780
I'll be sitting there
listening to a patient

287
00:13:32.780 --> 00:13:34.870
and they're going on about God knows what,

288
00:13:34.870 --> 00:13:37.210
dumb stuff, boring stuff,

289
00:13:37.210 --> 00:13:39.290
ridiculous stuff that's not real,

290
00:13:39.290 --> 00:13:41.610
and part of me wants to
grab them by the lapels

291
00:13:41.610 --> 00:13:43.347
and start screaming in their face!

292
00:13:43.347 --> 00:13:45.830
But, I know I can't do that.

293
00:13:45.830 --> 00:13:50.347
So instead, I just end up
shutting down, literally,

294
00:13:50.347 --> 00:13:53.180
and I fall asleep in
the middle of a session.

295
00:13:53.180 --> 00:13:55.013
- So you fell asleep once, big deal.

296
00:13:55.980 --> 00:13:57.740
- More like once a day.

297
00:13:57.740 --> 00:13:58.573
- Oh.

298
00:13:58.573 --> 00:13:59.720
- Minimum.
- Oh.

299
00:13:59.720 --> 00:14:01.870
- I'm only doing slightly
better than that.

300
00:14:01.870 --> 00:14:02.740
- If you're staying awake,

301
00:14:02.740 --> 00:14:04.620
you're doing a lot better than me.

302
00:14:04.620 --> 00:14:06.060
- I'm staying awake,

303
00:14:06.060 --> 00:14:08.830
but I can be talking, I'm in court,

304
00:14:08.830 --> 00:14:10.560
I don't even know what I'm saying.

305
00:14:10.560 --> 00:14:13.760
I'll be talking and all of
the sudden I find myself

306
00:14:13.760 --> 00:14:15.422
spouting gibberish.

307
00:14:15.422 --> 00:14:16.770
(dramatic music)

308
00:14:16.770 --> 00:14:18.140
Murder,

309
00:14:18.140 --> 00:14:20.030
and we've all made that mistake,

310
00:14:20.030 --> 00:14:21.490
accidents happen.

311
00:14:21.490 --> 00:14:23.190
We've all done it, I know I've done it,

312
00:14:23.190 --> 00:14:25.133
you've done it, you've done it,

313
00:14:26.010 --> 00:14:27.910
I'm sure your honor has done it.

314
00:14:27.910 --> 00:14:28.833
- Counselor.

315
00:14:29.705 --> 00:14:31.570
- We all make mistakes.

316
00:14:31.570 --> 00:14:33.523
It's a very easy mistake to make.

317
00:14:34.400 --> 00:14:38.413
It's very easy to scratch
the paint on your car,

318
00:14:38.413 --> 00:14:40.280
you know, 'cause you have your key out,

319
00:14:40.280 --> 00:14:44.100
and on the key is the
button to unlock the door!

320
00:14:44.100 --> 00:14:45.266
- Counselor.

321
00:14:45.266 --> 00:14:46.690
(soft music)

322
00:14:46.690 --> 00:14:47.880
- Same button, same key.

323
00:14:47.880 --> 00:14:50.190
- Counselor!
- Which brings me

324
00:14:50.190 --> 00:14:54.960
to my client's state of mind
on February the 5th, 2011.

325
00:14:54.960 --> 00:14:57.530
Gibberish, it's embarrassing.

326
00:14:57.530 --> 00:14:59.090
- [Wayne] Hello?

327
00:14:59.090 --> 00:15:00.553
- We're in the back.

328
00:15:03.370 --> 00:15:04.700
- Yo,

329
00:15:04.700 --> 00:15:05.960
I brought wine.

330
00:15:05.960 --> 00:15:06.793
(bottle bangs)

331
00:15:06.793 --> 00:15:09.453
- One bottle for five people, thank you.

332
00:15:11.594 --> 00:15:12.644
And it's a twist off.

333
00:15:20.770 --> 00:15:23.920
- So, why do you drink wine, Wayne?

334
00:15:23.920 --> 00:15:27.406
- I only drink cheap Italian wine.

335
00:15:27.406 --> 00:15:29.820
(glass chinks)

336
00:15:29.820 --> 00:15:31.270
You mean instead of beer?

337
00:15:31.270 --> 00:15:34.200
- Well, stereotypically speaking,

338
00:15:34.200 --> 00:15:37.590
a lot of sports fans like yourself

339
00:15:37.590 --> 00:15:40.100
tend to drink more beer than wine.

340
00:15:40.100 --> 00:15:42.400
- More alcohol per volume, son!

341
00:15:42.400 --> 00:15:46.190
Besides, beer is quire
and liquor is thicker,

342
00:15:46.190 --> 00:15:49.113
but wine is fine, or something like that.

343
00:15:54.510 --> 00:15:57.143
So, what were you guys talking about?

344
00:15:58.090 --> 00:15:59.490
- Work,

345
00:15:59.490 --> 00:16:02.690
Tom's practice, Steve's practice.

346
00:16:02.690 --> 00:16:04.800
- Oh doc, I have a question for you,

347
00:16:04.800 --> 00:16:07.270
does anyone come in
with like weird dreams?

348
00:16:07.270 --> 00:16:09.460
'Cause I've been having the same one

349
00:16:09.460 --> 00:16:11.490
over and over.

350
00:16:11.490 --> 00:16:12.450
- What about?

351
00:16:12.450 --> 00:16:14.150
- You know that scene in "Fight Club"

352
00:16:14.150 --> 00:16:16.480
where Brad Pitt and Ed Norton realize

353
00:16:16.480 --> 00:16:17.980
that they're the same person?

354
00:16:17.980 --> 00:16:19.680
- Thanks a lot!

355
00:16:19.680 --> 00:16:22.370
- Oh, my God, that was like
15 years ago, seriously?

356
00:16:22.370 --> 00:16:26.330
Anyway, so, I'm Ed Norton
in the dream, right.

357
00:16:26.330 --> 00:16:27.300
- Yeah.

358
00:16:27.300 --> 00:16:28.520
- Well, there's more.

359
00:16:28.520 --> 00:16:30.670
Instead of my second personality

360
00:16:30.670 --> 00:16:34.070
being a soap making, underground boxing,

361
00:16:34.070 --> 00:16:36.250
terrorist cell leader, okay?

362
00:16:36.250 --> 00:16:37.370
- Okay.

363
00:16:37.370 --> 00:16:40.320
- He's on his way to
becoming a Catholic deacon.

364
00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:41.780
- (laughing) Really, what?

365
00:16:41.780 --> 00:16:43.410
- Yeah, a Catholic deacon.

366
00:16:43.410 --> 00:16:44.243
- Well,

367
00:16:45.190 --> 00:16:47.110
you are catholic.

368
00:16:47.110 --> 00:16:48.480
- I'm agnostic.

369
00:16:48.480 --> 00:16:51.380
- Right, well, so, instead of

370
00:16:51.380 --> 00:16:54.080
like being chiseled Brad Pitt, you're

371
00:16:54.080 --> 00:16:55.930
just really, really into catholicism?

372
00:16:55.930 --> 00:16:56.780
- [Dave] Exactly.

373
00:16:57.725 --> 00:16:59.030
- But he is.

374
00:16:59.030 --> 00:17:01.920
- Like, I confess how you wanna confess,

375
00:17:01.920 --> 00:17:05.023
I worship how you wanna
worship, it's fucking weird.

376
00:17:05.910 --> 00:17:07.210
- I think

377
00:17:07.210 --> 00:17:08.713
you're going to be okay.

378
00:17:09.580 --> 00:17:10.413
- Thanks doc.

379
00:17:12.570 --> 00:17:14.087
- And what about you, Steve,

380
00:17:14.087 --> 00:17:16.370
how are things at your practice?

381
00:17:16.370 --> 00:17:17.910
- It's,

382
00:17:17.910 --> 00:17:20.100
it's funny what he said,
it's actually a lot like

383
00:17:20.100 --> 00:17:22.290
Tom was saying, it's really, really hard

384
00:17:22.290 --> 00:17:23.600
to get the word out.

385
00:17:23.600 --> 00:17:27.520
A lot of my clients
have to go pro bono, so,

386
00:17:27.520 --> 00:17:30.320
you know, people that are
getting picked on by the system.

387
00:17:30.320 --> 00:17:32.386
- Like Santa Claus.

388
00:17:32.386 --> 00:17:33.219
- [Steve] What?

389
00:17:33.219 --> 00:17:35.960
- How've you not seen
"Miracle On 34th Street"?

390
00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:37.950
- For one, I'm Jewish.

391
00:17:37.950 --> 00:17:39.330
- That's no excuse.

392
00:17:39.330 --> 00:17:41.240
- Not an excuse, it's a reason.

393
00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:43.620
- Are you representing
Kris Kringle or not?

394
00:17:43.620 --> 00:17:46.473
- That is the sort of
case we would do, yes,

395
00:17:47.490 --> 00:17:50.190
hypothetically, doesn't pay well though.

396
00:17:50.190 --> 00:17:51.640
- So,

397
00:17:51.640 --> 00:17:55.127
couldn't you do some
kind of advertising then?

398
00:17:55.127 --> 00:17:58.300
To bring in a more prosperous client?

399
00:17:58.300 --> 00:18:00.530
- Well, advertising, yeah.

400
00:18:00.530 --> 00:18:01.683
Well, the thing is the

401
00:18:02.570 --> 00:18:06.540
my mortgage and the insurance

402
00:18:06.540 --> 00:18:09.510
and the insurance for
the business itself and

403
00:18:11.000 --> 00:18:11.920
I don't have the money,

404
00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:15.110
to budget in for
advertising and investment.

405
00:18:15.110 --> 00:18:17.140
- Well, you know, Will always said that

406
00:18:17.140 --> 00:18:18.900
you are a very good lawyer,

407
00:18:18.900 --> 00:18:23.310
so I'm sure this will all work itself out.

408
00:18:23.310 --> 00:18:24.210
- Well, thanks.

409
00:18:27.600 --> 00:18:28.433
- So.

410
00:18:31.000 --> 00:18:31.833
- So.

411
00:18:34.090 --> 00:18:34.923
- The store.

412
00:18:36.440 --> 00:18:40.483
- Yes Dave, how are things
down at the toy store?

413
00:18:43.340 --> 00:18:48.340
- The Spider's Web is not a toy store!

414
00:18:48.630 --> 00:18:51.330
- But it's like you sell toys, right?

415
00:18:51.330 --> 00:18:55.080
- We sell comic books, graphic novels,

416
00:18:55.080 --> 00:18:58.470
various collectables and busts.

417
00:18:58.470 --> 00:18:59.303
- Bust?

418
00:19:00.520 --> 00:19:04.000
- No, not busts, like busts.

419
00:19:04.000 --> 00:19:07.023
Although, that would be
awesome though, right?

420
00:19:07.930 --> 00:19:09.400
Right?

421
00:19:09.400 --> 00:19:11.953
Completely different kind of store, right?

422
00:19:14.600 --> 00:19:19.000
- How is the collectables
business this days?

423
00:19:19.000 --> 00:19:20.670
- Pretty much sucks.

424
00:19:20.670 --> 00:19:23.640
You know, the collectables
and the busts do okay.

425
00:19:23.640 --> 00:19:25.140
- Busts.

426
00:19:25.140 --> 00:19:26.630
- But weekly comic books sales,

427
00:19:26.630 --> 00:19:29.550
just don't drive foot
traffic anymore, you know,

428
00:19:29.550 --> 00:19:33.030
we're lucky to get people
in a few times a year.

429
00:19:33.030 --> 00:19:33.863
- How could that be?

430
00:19:33.863 --> 00:19:37.430
I see like 10 comic book
movies last year alone.

431
00:19:37.430 --> 00:19:38.301
- Yeah, well you know,

432
00:19:38.301 --> 00:19:40.760
there's no much trickle down actually.

433
00:19:40.760 --> 00:19:41.920
Things be the way they are,

434
00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:46.250
we're lucky if we make it
through the rest of the year.

435
00:19:46.250 --> 00:19:48.663
- Oh, jeez, I'm sorry to hear that, man.

436
00:19:51.480 --> 00:19:53.310
- I'm sorry, Dave.

437
00:19:53.310 --> 00:19:55.800
- Yeah, I'm sorry, Dave, jeez!

438
00:19:55.800 --> 00:19:59.230
- Yeah, well, you know,
things could be worse.

439
00:19:59.230 --> 00:20:00.253
Could be dead.

440
00:20:02.210 --> 00:20:03.043
Right?

441
00:20:03.043 --> 00:20:04.173
- Right.

442
00:20:05.350 --> 00:20:06.443
- To life.

443
00:20:07.550 --> 00:20:08.919
Right?
- To life.

444
00:20:08.919 --> 00:20:10.660
(glasses chinking)
- To life.

445
00:20:10.660 --> 00:20:11.900
One of those.
(glasses chinking)

446
00:20:11.900 --> 00:20:13.980
give me that, put it, click it,

447
00:20:13.980 --> 00:20:17.750
put it on there, if you catch that, yeah.

448
00:20:17.750 --> 00:20:18.888
Don't be quiet.

449
00:20:18.888 --> 00:20:21.305
(epic music)

450
00:20:31.390 --> 00:20:33.930
- So, well, what about you, Wendy,

451
00:20:33.930 --> 00:20:35.533
are you cooking anywhere now?

452
00:20:37.100 --> 00:20:39.993
- I'm in between jobs right now,

453
00:20:40.870 --> 00:20:44.420
the vegan chef market is
bigger than it used to be

454
00:20:44.420 --> 00:20:46.343
but it's still,

455
00:20:47.850 --> 00:20:49.950
pretty fucking small!

456
00:20:49.950 --> 00:20:52.360
- Would it kill you to grill up a steak?

457
00:20:52.360 --> 00:20:53.913
- It would kill the cow!

458
00:20:59.670 --> 00:21:01.460
Are you still a

459
00:21:01.460 --> 00:21:05.220
bigger movie aficionado
as you used to be, Dave?

460
00:21:05.220 --> 00:21:08.240
- I try to watch a movie
that I've never seen

461
00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:09.660
every single night.

462
00:21:09.660 --> 00:21:11.250
- What an ambitious goal.

463
00:21:11.250 --> 00:21:13.393
- Oh yeah, it's the test.

464
00:21:14.840 --> 00:21:15.750
- I'm sorry?

465
00:21:15.750 --> 00:21:17.530
- Yeah, I'm just saying
watching movies is great,

466
00:21:17.530 --> 00:21:19.500
now can read this will
thing, or what's the story?

467
00:21:19.500 --> 00:21:21.200
- Seriously.

468
00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:22.680
- It's in my,

469
00:21:22.680 --> 00:21:24.470
it's in my bedroom, I'll get it,

470
00:21:24.470 --> 00:21:26.073
I'll get it after dinner.

471
00:21:26.073 --> 00:21:27.073
- All right.

472
00:21:28.364 --> 00:21:30.781
(Wendy sobs)

473
00:21:32.527 --> 00:21:33.670
(spoon clatters)

474
00:21:33.670 --> 00:21:34.820
- I'm sorry, it's just,

475
00:21:36.055 --> 00:21:37.970
(inhales) I hear what I have to confront,

476
00:21:37.970 --> 00:21:39.970
it's so head on, you know?

477
00:21:39.970 --> 00:21:42.623
- There are photos of him everywhere.

478
00:21:42.623 --> 00:21:43.750
(Wendy sobs)

479
00:21:43.750 --> 00:21:47.960
For real, it's like Will's
portrait studio up in this peace.

480
00:21:47.960 --> 00:21:48.793
- It's just

481
00:21:49.840 --> 00:21:51.223
so hard.

482
00:21:53.440 --> 00:21:55.270
- Yeah, you know, it's
probably harder than Will

483
00:21:55.270 --> 00:21:56.157
being dead and all.

484
00:21:56.157 --> 00:21:57.920
- Oh, for God's sakes!

485
00:21:57.920 --> 00:22:00.970
- I'm just saying, that
Will is the one who is dead

486
00:22:00.970 --> 00:22:03.703
and if you wanna feel bad for
somebody, feel bad for Will.

487
00:22:03.703 --> 00:22:06.900
- It's not as if nothing happened to me.

488
00:22:06.900 --> 00:22:08.640
- You got the house!

489
00:22:08.640 --> 00:22:11.250
- That I have no way of paying for.

490
00:22:11.250 --> 00:22:13.810
- Yet your budget has
an individual lying item

491
00:22:13.810 --> 00:22:17.840
for enough flowers to make
poison Ivy herself flash.

492
00:22:17.840 --> 00:22:19.000
- What?

493
00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:20.500
- He's doing a Batman reference.

494
00:22:20.500 --> 00:22:22.380
- Pamela Isley, it's Batman doing this.

495
00:22:22.380 --> 00:22:23.806
- Oh,

496
00:22:23.806 --> 00:22:26.230
well, flowers are fake.

497
00:22:26.230 --> 00:22:27.230
- You're fake!
- All right,

498
00:22:27.230 --> 00:22:28.580
that's enough.

499
00:22:28.580 --> 00:22:29.413
- Enough of what?

500
00:22:29.413 --> 00:22:30.246
- Dude!

501
00:22:30.246 --> 00:22:32.090
- I'm just saying we all have problems

502
00:22:32.090 --> 00:22:33.700
and I don't think anybody here

503
00:22:33.700 --> 00:22:36.460
is particularly happy with their situation

504
00:22:36.460 --> 00:22:38.490
and I'm not gonna sit here, okay,

505
00:22:38.490 --> 00:22:40.350
and pretend the their marriage

506
00:22:40.350 --> 00:22:42.740
was anything more than a charade.

507
00:22:42.740 --> 00:22:44.330
(Wendy crying)

508
00:22:44.330 --> 00:22:45.900
- You need to stop now!

509
00:22:45.900 --> 00:22:47.510
- Oh, get a grip!

510
00:22:47.510 --> 00:22:49.160
And by the way,

511
00:22:49.160 --> 00:22:52.080
you need to learn how to
work the privacy settings

512
00:22:52.080 --> 00:22:55.180
on your social media a little better.

513
00:22:55.180 --> 00:22:59.180
- I went out on one date with that moron

514
00:22:59.180 --> 00:23:00.860
while Will and I were separated

515
00:23:00.860 --> 00:23:04.400
and he photoshopped my
face onto that picture.

516
00:23:04.400 --> 00:23:05.750
- So you're saying

517
00:23:05.750 --> 00:23:08.740
the princess Leia "Return
To The Jedi" costume

518
00:23:08.740 --> 00:23:11.140
is not tucked away in your attic?

519
00:23:11.140 --> 00:23:13.590
Because that's the saddest
thing I've ever heard.

520
00:23:15.040 --> 00:23:17.290
- I'm happy with my situation.

521
00:23:17.290 --> 00:23:18.620
- Excuse me for a second,

522
00:23:18.620 --> 00:23:19.453
what's that?

523
00:23:19.453 --> 00:23:21.520
- A second ago you were
saying nobody at the table

524
00:23:21.520 --> 00:23:25.050
was happy with their
situation in life, I'm good.

525
00:23:25.050 --> 00:23:28.040
- You have no idea what
you're talking about,

526
00:23:28.040 --> 00:23:30.500
Will made it this way with his

527
00:23:30.500 --> 00:23:34.580
high stakes, short selling, whatever.

528
00:23:34.580 --> 00:23:36.110
- Is that why he killed himself?

529
00:23:36.110 --> 00:23:36.943
- Dude!

530
00:23:36.943 --> 00:23:39.850
- He did not kill himself.

531
00:23:39.850 --> 00:23:41.700
- Oh, but it was you then?
- Okay,

532
00:23:41.700 --> 00:23:42.880
this is a good opportunity

533
00:23:42.880 --> 00:23:45.536
for everyone to take a deep breath.

534
00:23:45.536 --> 00:23:47.520
(inhales)

535
00:23:47.520 --> 00:23:48.940
Good.

536
00:23:48.940 --> 00:23:51.423
Have a sip of wine.

537
00:23:53.840 --> 00:23:56.520
Take another deep breath.

538
00:23:56.520 --> 00:23:58.680
- This is not over.

539
00:23:58.680 --> 00:23:59.727
(speaks foreign language)

540
00:23:59.727 --> 00:24:02.960
- And we can focus our energy

541
00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:07.320
in a more positive direction.

542
00:24:07.320 --> 00:24:11.210
- Yeah, but why don't
we go around the table

543
00:24:11.210 --> 00:24:12.200
and

544
00:24:12.200 --> 00:24:15.007
share some things about Will,

545
00:24:15.007 --> 00:24:16.660
'cause that's why we're here.

546
00:24:16.660 --> 00:24:18.930
- We're certainly here because of Will.

547
00:24:18.930 --> 00:24:20.030
- Exactly.

548
00:24:20.030 --> 00:24:22.250
So, I'll start, I'll start.

549
00:24:22.250 --> 00:24:25.070
Will was very,

550
00:24:25.070 --> 00:24:27.773
Will was, Will was very clean!

551
00:24:28.720 --> 00:24:29.553
He was clean.

552
00:24:29.553 --> 00:24:33.000
- That was a well trimmed beard.

553
00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:34.960
- Sort of made it look
like Frasier, you know.

554
00:24:34.960 --> 00:24:38.890
- Yes, yes I can see that, yeah.

555
00:24:38.890 --> 00:24:41.207
- I remember he borrowed
large sums of money from me

556
00:24:41.207 --> 00:24:43.300
and was never able to pay me back.

557
00:24:43.300 --> 00:24:44.480
- Yeah,

558
00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:45.630
that.
- Cheers.

559
00:24:49.320 --> 00:24:51.150
- I had such a good time

560
00:24:51.150 --> 00:24:53.133
watching the World Series with Will.

561
00:24:53.133 --> 00:24:55.383
(cheering)

562
00:24:57.340 --> 00:24:59.490
Wendy put out an amazing
spread that month.

563
00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:04.420
He was so happy, he really enjoyed that.

564
00:25:04.420 --> 00:25:06.420
That's why I'll always remember him,

565
00:25:06.420 --> 00:25:08.573
embracing euphoria.

566
00:25:09.920 --> 00:25:12.292
- I'll remember he was
pissed drunk that night.

567
00:25:12.292 --> 00:25:14.610
- (crying) Oh, Will.

568
00:25:14.610 --> 00:25:16.053
- Oh, please.

569
00:25:18.100 --> 00:25:19.870
- Did anybody see the game

570
00:25:19.870 --> 00:25:21.020
last night?

571
00:25:21.020 --> 00:25:22.410
- No.

572
00:25:22.410 --> 00:25:25.227
- I was helping Dana with
her book report (sniffles).

573
00:25:26.620 --> 00:25:27.700
- Awful pitching.

574
00:25:27.700 --> 00:25:29.323
- Yeah, it was terrible.

575
00:25:30.240 --> 00:25:32.850
- If we learned anything from 2004,

576
00:25:32.850 --> 00:25:35.683
it's that you can plug in
your way to World Series.

577
00:25:36.650 --> 00:25:38.693
- Started pitching with championships.

578
00:25:40.010 --> 00:25:42.910
- So, what's the book report on?

579
00:25:42.910 --> 00:25:44.690
- Thank you, Jackie Robinson.

580
00:25:44.690 --> 00:25:46.820
- Oh, that's good, that's good.

581
00:25:46.820 --> 00:25:48.830
- Good coincidence, we're
just talking about baseball

582
00:25:48.830 --> 00:25:50.543
and then a baseball player.

583
00:25:52.580 --> 00:25:53.603
- A parkway too.

584
00:25:54.630 --> 00:25:56.250
- Yeah.

585
00:25:56.250 --> 00:25:59.235
- Well, I got a long drive ahead of me,

586
00:25:59.235 --> 00:26:00.140
the dinner was

587
00:26:01.050 --> 00:26:01.883
something,

588
00:26:02.728 --> 00:26:03.561
but he's out.

589
00:26:03.561 --> 00:26:05.300
- What, you're leaving?

590
00:26:05.300 --> 00:26:06.133
- Yep.

591
00:26:06.133 --> 00:26:07.240
- What about the addendum?

592
00:26:07.240 --> 00:26:08.073
- Codicil.

593
00:26:08.073 --> 00:26:09.420
- Is a what now?

594
00:26:09.420 --> 00:26:11.170
- Codicil, your add or evoke changes

595
00:26:11.170 --> 00:26:12.673
to an already existing will.

596
00:26:14.110 --> 00:26:15.130
- Never mind.

597
00:26:15.130 --> 00:26:16.490
- This,

598
00:26:16.490 --> 00:26:17.760
it's about all I can stand,

599
00:26:17.760 --> 00:26:19.180
besides, Will already left me

600
00:26:19.180 --> 00:26:21.790
his share of our parents
bungalow in Cape May,

601
00:26:21.790 --> 00:26:24.360
I'm gonna go out there and
I'm gonna sell that house,

602
00:26:24.360 --> 00:26:25.230
then I'm gonna have the bank

603
00:26:25.230 --> 00:26:27.200
convert that money into dollar bills,

604
00:26:27.200 --> 00:26:29.410
and I'm gonna roll around
in it for a little while,

605
00:26:29.410 --> 00:26:31.290
maybe build a little fort out of it,

606
00:26:31.290 --> 00:26:34.180
then I'm gonna go find young
bitches, with loose morals,

607
00:26:34.180 --> 00:26:37.760
who likes small unmarked bills.

608
00:26:37.760 --> 00:26:39.300
- What about Wendy?

609
00:26:39.300 --> 00:26:40.540
- That's gross.

610
00:26:40.540 --> 00:26:42.170
- She is distraught.

611
00:26:42.170 --> 00:26:43.720
- She's always distraught.

612
00:26:43.720 --> 00:26:46.560
She cries if they mess up
her order at Taco Bell,

613
00:26:46.560 --> 00:26:48.960
and she's my sister in law,

614
00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:50.810
and you know her, all right, Steve,

615
00:26:50.810 --> 00:26:52.230
so you got this, right?

616
00:26:52.230 --> 00:26:55.441
I trust you, Will trusted you, Wendy...

617
00:26:55.441 --> 00:26:57.100
- No (crying).

618
00:26:57.100 --> 00:26:58.470
- Wendy's sitting right over there,

619
00:26:58.470 --> 00:27:00.860
I'm sure she can handle all this bullshit,

620
00:27:00.860 --> 00:27:03.933
but as for me, goodnight,
goodbye and good luck.

621
00:27:07.362 --> 00:27:08.195
(door slams)

622
00:27:08.195 --> 00:27:09.028
- What the hell!

623
00:27:09.028 --> 00:27:11.611
(Wendy crying)

624
00:27:20.551 --> 00:27:21.384
(sniffles)

625
00:27:21.384 --> 00:27:23.273
- Excuse me for a moment, please.

626
00:27:24.902 --> 00:27:26.408
(utensils clattering)

627
00:27:26.408 --> 00:27:29.491
(footsteps clumping)

628
00:27:31.130 --> 00:27:32.860
- Would you stop antagonizing her?

629
00:27:32.860 --> 00:27:33.970
- I'm just keeping it real.

630
00:27:33.970 --> 00:27:34.803
- What?

631
00:27:34.803 --> 00:27:37.350
- I said, I'm keeping it real.

632
00:27:37.350 --> 00:27:39.530
- It is important to be yourself

633
00:27:39.530 --> 00:27:41.610
and not keep things bottled up.

634
00:27:41.610 --> 00:27:43.970
- Yes, but can we ride
the line a bit closer

635
00:27:43.970 --> 00:27:48.160
to a polite etiquette for
the grieving widow, and

636
00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:52.010
further from a stand up
comic parading a heckler.

637
00:27:52.010 --> 00:27:56.077
- Conflict can help us
confront unresolved issues

638
00:27:56.077 --> 00:27:58.580
in relationships.

639
00:27:58.580 --> 00:28:01.023
- Grieving widow, my ass!

640
00:28:02.270 --> 00:28:03.733
- Stop being an asshole.

641
00:28:03.733 --> 00:28:05.440
- Will you stop being
a whiny little bitch!

642
00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:07.810
- Name calling isn't productive.

643
00:28:07.810 --> 00:28:09.510
- [All together] Lower your voice!

644
00:28:11.190 --> 00:28:13.080
(footsteps clumping)

645
00:28:13.080 --> 00:28:14.433
- Sorry about that.

646
00:28:15.520 --> 00:28:17.250
- No problem just, we were,
- No problem.

647
00:28:17.250 --> 00:28:18.173
- Just chatting.

648
00:28:19.970 --> 00:28:22.327
- Does anyone care for fruit or dessert?

649
00:28:22.327 --> 00:28:23.529
- Oh.

650
00:28:23.529 --> 00:28:26.362
(epic rock music)

651
00:28:38.892 --> 00:28:39.725
(bin clutters)

652
00:28:39.725 --> 00:28:40.820
- You can't recycle that.

653
00:28:40.820 --> 00:28:42.130
- Why not?

654
00:28:42.130 --> 00:28:44.260
- Because the number's too high.

655
00:28:44.260 --> 00:28:45.994
- What does that mean?

656
00:28:45.994 --> 00:28:48.190
- There's a little number
inside the triangle,

657
00:28:48.190 --> 00:28:50.304
and in this case it's a five.

658
00:28:50.304 --> 00:28:53.680
(mumbles) take five, so
it has to go in the trash.

659
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:54.930
- That's bullshit.

660
00:28:54.930 --> 00:28:57.200
- That's the rule.

661
00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:00.033
(epic rock music)

662
00:29:02.560 --> 00:29:04.620
- Did you make the dessert

663
00:29:04.620 --> 00:29:08.100
with the fermented grapes in
the watermelon that I like?

664
00:29:08.100 --> 00:29:08.933
- No.

665
00:29:10.900 --> 00:29:13.113
- So Dave, what happened here?

666
00:29:15.390 --> 00:29:16.300
- Life son!

667
00:29:16.300 --> 00:29:17.983
It's a hard world out there.

668
00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:20.950
- Well, I meant the cane.

669
00:29:20.950 --> 00:29:22.880
- Oh, I got shot in the foot.

670
00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:24.480
- [All Together] What?

671
00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:26.570
- I got shot in the foot.

672
00:29:26.570 --> 00:29:28.680
- How the hell did that happen?

673
00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:29.820
- Hey, you know, there was a

674
00:29:29.820 --> 00:29:32.330
robbery at the grocery
store and I was there.

675
00:29:32.330 --> 00:29:34.820
- Holy shit, that was you.

676
00:29:34.820 --> 00:29:38.222
- Yeah, you know, I'm a
pretty much a superstar hero.

677
00:29:38.222 --> 00:29:42.080
It hurt, you know, but
whatever, I gotta lick in.

678
00:29:42.080 --> 00:29:44.140
So, I'm standing in the grocery store,

679
00:29:44.140 --> 00:29:45.700
minding my own business,

680
00:29:45.700 --> 00:29:49.550
and pondering the world of
pickled cucumber delights,

681
00:29:49.550 --> 00:29:52.613
when all of a sudden, a
masked maniac bursts in

682
00:29:52.613 --> 00:29:53.910
yelling and screaming

683
00:29:53.910 --> 00:29:57.540
as he brandishes his phallic
weapon at the innocent.

684
00:29:57.540 --> 00:30:00.310
Women and children shuttered in terror,

685
00:30:00.310 --> 00:30:03.490
while the men found themselves
covered in their own urine,

686
00:30:03.490 --> 00:30:05.590
collecting in perfect circles

687
00:30:05.590 --> 00:30:08.440
between their unweathered boat shoes.

688
00:30:08.440 --> 00:30:12.380
An elderly man powered by a
sudden surge of adrenaline

689
00:30:12.380 --> 00:30:15.200
was spry and seemed ready to intervene,

690
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:19.350
but instead, dove for cover
behind a yellow mustard display.

691
00:30:19.350 --> 00:30:23.140
Greatest Generation my ass.

692
00:30:23.140 --> 00:30:27.230
Meanwhile, the nefarious villain
was all, "Hands in the air"

693
00:30:27.230 --> 00:30:30.530
as he came directly into
my fields of attack.

694
00:30:30.530 --> 00:30:34.820
A vile view of a fallen man,
it was as terrible as the dawn

695
00:30:34.820 --> 00:30:36.910
treacherous as the seas.

696
00:30:36.910 --> 00:30:40.470
He stood at the head of the
aisle with his back to me,

697
00:30:40.470 --> 00:30:44.290
and I took up in my hands,
the mighty jar condiment

698
00:30:44.290 --> 00:30:47.913
and rained down delicious
justice upon his crown.

699
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:50.490
- So, you hit the guy.

700
00:30:50.490 --> 00:30:52.780
- Yeah, you know, I hit
him with the jar pickles.

701
00:30:52.780 --> 00:30:53.940
- You what?

702
00:30:53.940 --> 00:30:56.260
- They didn't mention that
in the news, did they?

703
00:30:56.260 --> 00:30:59.025
Yeah, you know, this guy was
all like, "Hands in the air",

704
00:30:59.025 --> 00:31:00.970
you know, but his back was turned,

705
00:31:00.970 --> 00:31:03.870
so I smashed him in the head
with the jar of pickles.

706
00:31:03.870 --> 00:31:05.720
You know, his gun went off
a couple of times though

707
00:31:05.720 --> 00:31:07.260
and he got me in the foot.

708
00:31:07.260 --> 00:31:09.310
Actually kind of a shame,

709
00:31:09.310 --> 00:31:11.230
it was a really good jar of pickles.

710
00:31:11.230 --> 00:31:13.350
You know, the deal kind?

711
00:31:13.350 --> 00:31:14.430
- Pretty lucky.

712
00:31:14.430 --> 00:31:18.230
- Yeah, I think the word
that the cops used was brave,

713
00:31:18.230 --> 00:31:19.153
but yeah.

714
00:31:19.153 --> 00:31:20.291
- What if you had missed?

715
00:31:20.291 --> 00:31:22.090
What if he had pointed
the gun up instead of down

716
00:31:22.090 --> 00:31:23.260
and shot you in the head?

717
00:31:23.260 --> 00:31:26.610
You put yourself and everyone
in that store in danger.

718
00:31:26.610 --> 00:31:27.760
- I couldn't just stand around

719
00:31:27.760 --> 00:31:29.710
and wait for somebody else to get hurt.

720
00:31:30.730 --> 00:31:32.260
- Tom's a psychiatrist,

721
00:31:32.260 --> 00:31:34.560
so I'll leave the analyzing to him.

722
00:31:34.560 --> 00:31:37.160
Steve, Steve's a lawyer, so

723
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:39.220
he's my go to guy for legal advice.

724
00:31:39.220 --> 00:31:41.050
When I'd like to stop somebody

725
00:31:41.050 --> 00:31:43.650
from committing a criminal act,

726
00:31:43.650 --> 00:31:45.390
I'd rather wait for the cops

727
00:31:45.390 --> 00:31:48.790
than some guy who stacks
shelves in a toy store.

728
00:31:48.790 --> 00:31:50.550
- That's not unreasonable.

729
00:31:50.550 --> 00:31:51.750
- You're just jealous

730
00:31:51.750 --> 00:31:54.230
that I Batman the shit out of that guy.

731
00:31:54.230 --> 00:31:55.730
- You could have killed him.

732
00:31:55.730 --> 00:31:56.770
- He could have killed me.

733
00:31:56.770 --> 00:31:57.680
- Yeah, well,

734
00:31:57.680 --> 00:32:01.490
I think you're both making
some very valid points here,

735
00:32:01.490 --> 00:32:05.340
I mean, Wendy is talking about

736
00:32:05.340 --> 00:32:08.100
the dangers of vigilantism,
which is very valid,

737
00:32:08.100 --> 00:32:08.933
whereas Dave...

738
00:32:08.933 --> 00:32:12.300
- My point is that I'm Batman,

739
00:32:12.300 --> 00:32:14.330
and if anyone points a gun at me,

740
00:32:14.330 --> 00:32:16.530
they have my permission to die.

741
00:32:16.530 --> 00:32:17.770
- You said his back was to you.

742
00:32:17.770 --> 00:32:19.853
- Yeah, you know, same difference.

743
00:32:22.010 --> 00:32:23.760
- Isn't that how

744
00:32:23.760 --> 00:32:24.800
Will died?

745
00:32:24.800 --> 00:32:28.013
I mean, not the armed robbery guy,

746
00:32:28.013 --> 00:32:30.010
(stutters)

747
00:32:30.010 --> 00:32:33.670
I don't, I'm sorry, I was
out of town when it happened

748
00:32:33.670 --> 00:32:36.247
and I had to leave
right after the service.

749
00:32:36.247 --> 00:32:37.908
- Yes,

750
00:32:37.908 --> 00:32:39.067
it was

751
00:32:39.067 --> 00:32:40.363
a blow to the head.

752
00:32:41.300 --> 00:32:42.690
- Blunt force trauma.

753
00:32:42.690 --> 00:32:43.847
- I get it, McCoy.

754
00:32:43.847 --> 00:32:45.330
- But how?

755
00:32:45.330 --> 00:32:49.212
How did it come to pass
that he was hit in the head?

756
00:32:49.212 --> 00:32:50.844
- I'm sorry,

757
00:32:50.844 --> 00:32:51.677
excuse me.

758
00:32:53.284 --> 00:32:55.645
(crying)
(footsteps clumping)

759
00:32:55.645 --> 00:32:56.947
- Jesus.

760
00:32:56.947 --> 00:32:59.560
(Wendy crying)

761
00:32:59.560 --> 00:33:00.431
(door slams)

762
00:33:00.431 --> 00:33:01.317
(sighs)

763
00:33:01.317 --> 00:33:04.216
(mellow music)

764
00:33:04.216 --> 00:33:09.216
(footsteps clumping)
(mellow music)

765
00:34:00.877 --> 00:34:03.950
- Well, if everyone's
done with dessert, we can

766
00:34:04.840 --> 00:34:07.390
make ourselves more
comfortable in the living room.

767
00:34:08.710 --> 00:34:12.127
(soft suspenseful music)

768
00:34:17.781 --> 00:34:19.540
(footsteps clumping)

769
00:34:19.540 --> 00:34:22.123
Can I get anyone anything else?

770
00:34:22.970 --> 00:34:24.320
- Could we just do this thing now?

771
00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:25.590
- Dave!

772
00:34:25.590 --> 00:34:26.913
- No, he's right.

773
00:34:27.850 --> 00:34:31.272
I'll go get the document.

774
00:34:31.272 --> 00:34:33.400
(footsteps clumping)

775
00:34:33.400 --> 00:34:34.850
- Big money, big money,
big money, big money

776
00:34:34.850 --> 00:34:36.320
and Wendy's stop!

777
00:34:36.320 --> 00:34:38.863
- Lower your goddamn voice.

778
00:34:39.700 --> 00:34:41.530
- Don't act like you don't need the money.

779
00:34:41.530 --> 00:34:43.170
- I need the money.

780
00:34:43.170 --> 00:34:45.140
Of course, I need the money,
we all need the money,

781
00:34:45.140 --> 00:34:46.400
Will knows

782
00:34:46.400 --> 00:34:50.183
that we needed money, presumably
why he left us some money.

783
00:34:50.183 --> 00:34:51.550
- I thought Will lost all his money.

784
00:34:51.550 --> 00:34:52.998
- Lower your voice.

785
00:34:52.998 --> 00:34:56.630
(footsteps clumping)

786
00:34:56.630 --> 00:34:58.593
- Well, here it is.

787
00:35:04.740 --> 00:35:05.760
I am,

788
00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:08.340
I think Wayne preferred, you do the honors

789
00:35:08.340 --> 00:35:11.040
and I certainly have no objection.

790
00:35:11.040 --> 00:35:12.510
- Be happy to.

791
00:35:12.510 --> 00:35:16.537
I mean, I'm not happy to
read your dead husband's Will

792
00:35:16.537 --> 00:35:19.522
addendum, codicil.

793
00:35:19.522 --> 00:35:20.580
(paper rustling)

794
00:35:20.580 --> 00:35:21.413
Let's begin.

795
00:35:28.413 --> 00:35:30.020
(humming)

796
00:35:30.020 --> 00:35:30.853
- Sorry.

797
00:35:30.853 --> 00:35:32.993
- All right, from the desk of William.

798
00:35:34.790 --> 00:35:38.020
Greetings friends, if you're reading this,

799
00:35:38.020 --> 00:35:41.090
I'm dead or missing

800
00:35:41.090 --> 00:35:43.973
or in a coma with no chance
of regaining consciousness.

801
00:35:44.950 --> 00:35:49.500
Anyway, if you're mourning
for me, thanks. that's nice.

802
00:35:49.500 --> 00:35:51.750
If not, that's okay, too,

803
00:35:51.750 --> 00:35:55.030
it's not as though you can
hurt my feelings at this point.

804
00:35:55.030 --> 00:35:56.160
I'm sure you're wondering why

805
00:35:56.160 --> 00:35:58.160
I brought you all here tonight,

806
00:35:58.160 --> 00:36:00.960
instead of bequeathing through
the standard procedure,

807
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:02.190
but as you know,

808
00:36:02.190 --> 00:36:04.790
I've had quite a bit of
trouble with the authorities,

809
00:36:04.790 --> 00:36:07.090
and I felt that some
things were better left

810
00:36:07.090 --> 00:36:08.653
below board, if you will.

811
00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:12.430
So, that's why now,

812
00:36:12.430 --> 00:36:15.270
I should explain why you,

813
00:36:15.270 --> 00:36:17.610
you five specifically,

814
00:36:17.610 --> 00:36:19.780
Wayne, my beloved brother,

815
00:36:19.780 --> 00:36:20.783
and Wendy,

816
00:36:21.780 --> 00:36:22.653
my wife,

817
00:36:24.050 --> 00:36:27.310
Tom and Steve, my oldest friends,

818
00:36:27.310 --> 00:36:28.940
and of course,

819
00:36:28.940 --> 00:36:32.870
Dave, the best roommate
any co Ed could ask for.

820
00:36:32.870 --> 00:36:34.763
- Lambda, lambda, lambda, bitches.

821
00:36:34.763 --> 00:36:35.770
(shushing)

822
00:36:35.770 --> 00:36:36.603
- I've asked you all here

823
00:36:36.603 --> 00:36:38.940
to participate in something
of a treasure hunt.

824
00:36:43.090 --> 00:36:44.700
Again, because of the IRS,

825
00:36:44.700 --> 00:36:47.060
trusting such a thing as this to a bank,

826
00:36:47.060 --> 00:36:49.963
or a lawyer, no offense, Steve,

827
00:36:50.890 --> 00:36:52.283
didn't seem prudent.

828
00:36:53.550 --> 00:36:55.820
I have left this last gift to all of you

829
00:36:55.820 --> 00:36:57.100
and have hidden it safely

830
00:36:57.100 --> 00:37:00.190
within the confines of these walls.

831
00:37:00.190 --> 00:37:02.330
I dare not mentioned the exact location,

832
00:37:02.330 --> 00:37:05.263
lest this document should
fall into the wrong hands,

833
00:37:06.870 --> 00:37:10.660
but rest assured, if you all work together

834
00:37:10.660 --> 00:37:13.110
and use the memories of
time well spent here,

835
00:37:13.110 --> 00:37:14.910
you'll find what you're looking for.

836
00:37:16.350 --> 00:37:17.760
Good luck to you all,

837
00:37:17.760 --> 00:37:21.950
but you should probably burn
this because again, the IRS.

838
00:37:21.950 --> 00:37:24.003
Excelsior, Will.

839
00:37:28.030 --> 00:37:32.200
- So, there's money hidden in my house?

840
00:37:32.200 --> 00:37:33.740
- That's what it sounds like.

841
00:37:33.740 --> 00:37:34.880
- And it doesn't say where?

842
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:36.980
- No, I read the whole thing,

843
00:37:36.980 --> 00:37:38.540
fine tooth comb.

844
00:37:38.540 --> 00:37:40.520
- But is there like a picture
in there or something,

845
00:37:40.520 --> 00:37:43.399
like of the faucet with the
snake on it in "Harry Potter"?

846
00:37:43.399 --> 00:37:44.250
(paper rustling)

847
00:37:44.250 --> 00:37:45.083
- That's it.

848
00:37:45.083 --> 00:37:46.560
- Well, we have to start looking for it,

849
00:37:46.560 --> 00:37:47.760
we have no other choice.

850
00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:50.200
- Well, I can't think of anything.

851
00:37:50.200 --> 00:37:52.000
- Then it's settled.

852
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:54.563
Wendy, it's your house,
how should we proceed?

853
00:37:56.100 --> 00:37:58.240
- I think we can safely
eliminate the garage

854
00:37:58.240 --> 00:38:00.440
as Will never went in there,

855
00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:03.920
so, that leaves us with
just the house to search.

856
00:38:03.920 --> 00:38:08.730
So, I guess we just divide
up and start looking?

857
00:38:08.730 --> 00:38:09.570
- Yeah, you know what?

858
00:38:09.570 --> 00:38:13.140
I'll take the basement, all
right, lasers boo boo boo.

859
00:38:13.140 --> 00:38:14.800
- Okay, so that just leaves

860
00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:16.840
this floor in the attic to search.

861
00:38:16.840 --> 00:38:19.606
I prefer to search the bedrooms.

862
00:38:19.606 --> 00:38:20.684
- Yeah, right?

863
00:38:20.684 --> 00:38:23.510
'Cause it's your personal
stuff, personal private stuff,

864
00:38:23.510 --> 00:38:25.960
stuff that belongs to you, panties.

865
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:28.630
Tom and I will look upstairs.

866
00:38:28.630 --> 00:38:29.970
- Great.

867
00:38:29.970 --> 00:38:31.460
- We'll check the attic.

868
00:38:31.460 --> 00:38:32.915
- Thank you.

869
00:38:32.915 --> 00:38:35.477
(footsteps clumping)

870
00:38:35.477 --> 00:38:40.477
(door creaking)
(soft music)

871
00:38:41.230 --> 00:38:42.363
- [Both] After you.

872
00:38:44.110 --> 00:38:45.340
- Why don't you go first.

873
00:38:45.340 --> 00:38:46.292
- Thanks, Tom.

874
00:38:46.292 --> 00:38:49.375
(footsteps clumping)

875
00:38:50.371 --> 00:38:51.204
Holy shit.

876
00:38:52.610 --> 00:38:53.983
- Where should we start?

877
00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:56.774
- This side.

878
00:38:56.774 --> 00:38:59.857
(footsteps clumping)

879
00:39:03.260 --> 00:39:06.269
- Jeez, there's a lot
of stuff in this attic.

880
00:39:06.269 --> 00:39:08.790
I could go through all this
all night with a fluoroscope

881
00:39:08.790 --> 00:39:10.760
and still not find anything.

882
00:39:10.760 --> 00:39:13.280
- We don't have all night,
let's just look real quick,

883
00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:15.670
so we can get right back to helping Wendy.

884
00:39:15.670 --> 00:39:18.013
- I'd rather she came up here to help us.

885
00:39:18.013 --> 00:39:19.475
(chinking)

886
00:39:19.475 --> 00:39:20.640
(door squeaks)

887
00:39:20.640 --> 00:39:23.620
(door clicks)

888
00:39:23.620 --> 00:39:25.210
- Did you hear that?

889
00:39:25.210 --> 00:39:26.210
- Hear What?

890
00:39:26.210 --> 00:39:27.780
- I don't know, let's just keep looking.

891
00:39:27.780 --> 00:39:29.990
- What are we looking for?

892
00:39:29.990 --> 00:39:32.710
- Are you aware that I know
everything that you know,

893
00:39:32.710 --> 00:39:35.250
it's probably just a
lockbox or a portable safe.

894
00:39:37.089 --> 00:39:40.172
(playful epic music)

895
00:40:06.538 --> 00:40:11.538
(cluttering)
(playful epic music)

896
00:40:36.663 --> 00:40:38.065
- I found.

897
00:40:38.065 --> 00:40:38.898
- What?

898
00:40:39.986 --> 00:40:41.126
- A lightsaber.

899
00:40:41.126 --> 00:40:41.959
- Oh,

900
00:40:41.959 --> 00:40:43.404
does it work?

901
00:40:43.404 --> 00:40:45.690
(buzzing)

902
00:40:45.690 --> 00:40:46.523
- It does.

903
00:40:46.523 --> 00:40:48.260
- I'll call Dave.

904
00:40:48.260 --> 00:40:50.940
- We're never gonna find
anything in all this mess,

905
00:40:50.940 --> 00:40:53.820
let's just go find Wendy,
see what she suggests.

906
00:40:53.820 --> 00:40:55.034
- All right.

907
00:40:55.034 --> 00:40:58.117
(footsteps clumping)

908
00:41:01.618 --> 00:41:02.451
(door shaking)

909
00:41:02.451 --> 00:41:03.284
- Open the door.

910
00:41:03.284 --> 00:41:04.961
- I'm trying.

911
00:41:04.961 --> 00:41:06.628
- What?
- It's locked.

912
00:41:06.628 --> 00:41:08.760
- How the hell did that happen?

913
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:09.863
- I have no idea!

914
00:41:15.120 --> 00:41:15.953
- Okay.

915
00:41:19.690 --> 00:41:21.130
- How are we gonna get out of here?

916
00:41:21.130 --> 00:41:22.330
- I'll call Dave.

917
00:41:22.330 --> 00:41:23.430
- No, I'll call Wendy.

918
00:41:25.240 --> 00:41:26.900
Hi,

919
00:41:26.900 --> 00:41:27.893
find any goodies?

920
00:41:32.700 --> 00:41:35.440
So, funny story, Tom and
I are up to the attic

921
00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:36.593
and the door is locked.

922
00:41:39.410 --> 00:41:41.660
Okay, we'll see in a bit.

923
00:41:41.660 --> 00:41:43.230
(laughing) guess this is what it's like,

924
00:41:43.230 --> 00:41:44.450
we don't know how that happened,

925
00:41:44.450 --> 00:41:46.283
(laughing) bye.

926
00:41:47.850 --> 00:41:48.763
On a shmuck, Tom.

927
00:41:50.496 --> 00:41:53.579
(footsteps clumping)

928
00:41:55.810 --> 00:41:57.224
- Hey, ham.

929
00:41:57.224 --> 00:41:59.474
(clutters)

930
00:42:01.546 --> 00:42:03.713
(exhales)

931
00:42:05.300 --> 00:42:06.133
- Thanks.

932
00:42:06.133 --> 00:42:06.966
- Yeah.

933
00:42:10.650 --> 00:42:12.900
- I am so sorry about that,

934
00:42:12.900 --> 00:42:15.100
it's a twistlock doorknob,

935
00:42:15.100 --> 00:42:16.980
so you gotta be careful with that.

936
00:42:16.980 --> 00:42:19.100
- Yeah, could have sworn
that we left it open.

937
00:42:19.100 --> 00:42:19.933
- Yeah.

938
00:42:19.933 --> 00:42:20.766
- Yeah, whatever,

939
00:42:20.766 --> 00:42:21.900
hand me the lightsaber.

940
00:42:25.070 --> 00:42:26.270
Hmm,

941
00:42:26.270 --> 00:42:28.140
late 90s,

942
00:42:28.140 --> 00:42:29.363
vintage,

943
00:42:31.580 --> 00:42:33.173
Phantom Menace line.

944
00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:36.270
Quite a g-model,

945
00:42:36.270 --> 00:42:37.103
hmm.

946
00:42:38.001 --> 00:42:39.390
(buzzing)

947
00:42:39.390 --> 00:42:41.600
Hmm, still works.

948
00:42:41.600 --> 00:42:42.750
Where did you get this?

949
00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:45.173
- You gave it to Will.

950
00:42:46.140 --> 00:42:46.973
- Oh, did I?

951
00:42:47.850 --> 00:42:48.763
- Well, any luck up there?

952
00:42:48.763 --> 00:42:51.113
- There's a lot of stuff up there.

953
00:42:53.310 --> 00:42:56.760
- Yeah, we were hoping that maybe you can

954
00:42:56.760 --> 00:42:58.170
give us the cliff notes.

955
00:42:58.170 --> 00:42:59.560
- Bet it was a long shot anyway,

956
00:42:59.560 --> 00:43:01.233
Will never went up there.

957
00:43:02.770 --> 00:43:04.420
So, should we keep looking?

958
00:43:04.420 --> 00:43:05.837
- Yeah, time is money, money's time.

959
00:43:05.837 --> 00:43:07.560
(clapping) Let's go.

960
00:43:07.560 --> 00:43:09.020
Let's all keep looking.

961
00:43:09.020 --> 00:43:09.853
Get back to work.

962
00:43:09.853 --> 00:43:12.470
- I'm done with the attic.

963
00:43:12.470 --> 00:43:14.450
Mind if I join you?

964
00:43:14.450 --> 00:43:15.560
- Yeah, sure, why not?

965
00:43:15.560 --> 00:43:17.130
- That's okay, I'll stay

966
00:43:17.130 --> 00:43:19.300
and cover the nuts and crannies up there.

967
00:43:19.300 --> 00:43:20.133
- [Tom] You sure?

968
00:43:20.133 --> 00:43:21.120
- Yeah, I'm good, I got this.

969
00:43:21.120 --> 00:43:24.960
- Okay, well, if you need
anything, give us a call.

970
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:25.793
- Will do.

971
00:43:25.793 --> 00:43:27.920
- Lasers, boo boo boo.

972
00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:29.420
- Don't you mean laser swords?

973
00:43:30.380 --> 00:43:33.250
- Yeah, well, you know, I
love to sit around all night

974
00:43:33.250 --> 00:43:35.310
and talk about the "Star
Wars" prequels, but you know,

975
00:43:35.310 --> 00:43:36.720
we get into "Phantom Menace",

976
00:43:36.720 --> 00:43:38.450
we'll be here all day and
night, you know what I mean?

977
00:43:38.450 --> 00:43:39.310
- Fair enough.

978
00:43:39.310 --> 00:43:40.143
- Alright.

979
00:43:42.189 --> 00:43:45.272
(footsteps clumping)

980
00:43:48.430 --> 00:43:50.180
- So, how far did you get?

981
00:43:50.180 --> 00:43:51.270
- Not very.

982
00:43:51.270 --> 00:43:52.690
I found some of his booze

983
00:43:53.560 --> 00:43:54.930
and a lot of workout magazines

984
00:43:54.930 --> 00:43:57.110
and Richard Simmons workout videos.

985
00:43:57.110 --> 00:43:58.740
- Yeah, he was

986
00:43:58.740 --> 00:44:00.130
into

987
00:44:00.130 --> 00:44:01.410
stuff.

988
00:44:01.410 --> 00:44:02.243
- Yeah.

989
00:44:04.330 --> 00:44:05.210
Hey, I got an idea,

990
00:44:05.210 --> 00:44:07.020
maybe he howled out a
book and hid cash in it,

991
00:44:07.020 --> 00:44:09.220
like in "The Shawshank Redemption"?

992
00:44:09.220 --> 00:44:10.360
You ever see that movie?

993
00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:12.210
- It's on TV every weekend.

994
00:44:12.210 --> 00:44:13.660
- Ah, yeah.

995
00:44:13.660 --> 00:44:14.860
Well, let's look anyway.

996
00:44:16.998 --> 00:44:19.748
(pages flicking)

997
00:44:24.080 --> 00:44:25.890
- This is so fucking stupid.

998
00:44:25.890 --> 00:44:27.120
- Yeah, you have a better idea?

999
00:44:27.120 --> 00:44:29.883
- Not really, we don't even
know what we're looking for.

1000
00:44:29.883 --> 00:44:31.440
- What do you mean?

1001
00:44:31.440 --> 00:44:33.980
- What do you expect to
find, a cashier's check,

1002
00:44:33.980 --> 00:44:36.110
a lot of hundred dollar bills?

1003
00:44:36.110 --> 00:44:37.690
- Yes.

1004
00:44:37.690 --> 00:44:38.680
- That would be nice.

1005
00:44:38.680 --> 00:44:40.830
- It'd be better than nice.

1006
00:44:40.830 --> 00:44:42.370
An injection of cash is just what I need

1007
00:44:42.370 --> 00:44:43.710
to save my business.

1008
00:44:43.710 --> 00:44:45.150
- I know what you mean.

1009
00:44:45.150 --> 00:44:46.530
My father's medical expenses

1010
00:44:46.530 --> 00:44:48.383
are really spiraling out of control,

1011
00:44:49.240 --> 00:44:50.340
I'm pretty much broke.

1012
00:44:51.410 --> 00:44:52.243
- Yeah, me too.

1013
00:44:54.240 --> 00:44:56.140
Like, you know, what, Tom?

1014
00:44:56.140 --> 00:44:58.900
A day may come when we have
to give up our businesses

1015
00:44:58.900 --> 00:45:00.620
and start working at Walmart,

1016
00:45:00.620 --> 00:45:04.450
but it is not this day,
a day may come where

1017
00:45:04.450 --> 00:45:07.420
we will give up looking
for money we didn't earn,

1018
00:45:07.420 --> 00:45:10.080
but it is not this day.

1019
00:45:10.080 --> 00:45:13.780
A day may come when we will
say fuck it, let's go to a bar,

1020
00:45:13.780 --> 00:45:16.500
but it is not this day,

1021
00:45:16.500 --> 00:45:21.009
this day we look, look for
money, join me shrink road head,

1022
00:45:21.009 --> 00:45:21.842
join me.

1023
00:45:22.829 --> 00:45:24.912
(thumps)

1024
00:45:27.813 --> 00:45:31.383
(footsteps clumping)

1025
00:45:31.383 --> 00:45:33.800
(soft music)

1026
00:45:35.838 --> 00:45:36.671
- Hello.

1027
00:45:38.250 --> 00:45:39.083
- Hello.

1028
00:45:40.490 --> 00:45:43.137
- Tom is helping Dave in the basement

1029
00:45:43.137 --> 00:45:44.990
and the attic is just a bus,

1030
00:45:44.990 --> 00:45:47.353
so I was wondering if you
needed any help in here.

1031
00:45:48.700 --> 00:45:49.533
- Oh,

1032
00:45:51.180 --> 00:45:53.393
yeah, sure, that would be great.

1033
00:45:54.900 --> 00:45:58.261
Would you mind going through this box?

1034
00:45:58.261 --> 00:45:59.320
- Sure.

1035
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:02.180
- That's some of local
papers and things but

1036
00:46:03.112 --> 00:46:04.130
I mean, you never know, right?

1037
00:46:04.130 --> 00:46:05.795
- Right, right.

1038
00:46:05.795 --> 00:46:08.212
(soft music)

1039
00:46:16.860 --> 00:46:19.533
- Sure will be nice when
this is all over, huh.

1040
00:46:20.500 --> 00:46:22.900
- Ready to put this behind you, huh?

1041
00:46:22.900 --> 00:46:23.733
- Yeah,

1042
00:46:24.890 --> 00:46:28.650
not to mention the fact that
I desperately need the money.

1043
00:46:28.650 --> 00:46:29.633
- Right, right.

1044
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:33.500
- I mean, who knows if it'll
even be enough to cover

1045
00:46:33.500 --> 00:46:36.012
all the debt that Will left me with.

1046
00:46:36.012 --> 00:46:37.260
- There's a lot of them.

1047
00:46:37.260 --> 00:46:39.038
- There's tons.

1048
00:46:39.038 --> 00:46:41.083
I mean, the funeral alone.

1049
00:46:42.500 --> 00:46:44.480
If I could just get this money

1050
00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:47.110
and get things settled, you know, I could

1051
00:46:50.240 --> 00:46:51.923
move on with my life.

1052
00:46:54.839 --> 00:46:55.672
(sighs)

1053
00:46:55.672 --> 00:46:57.793
- I don't even feel like
mine's even gotten started.

1054
00:46:59.060 --> 00:47:01.440
- But, you're a lawyer,

1055
00:47:01.440 --> 00:47:03.590
that's like, the quintessential

1056
00:47:04.450 --> 00:47:06.696
symbol for success.

1057
00:47:06.696 --> 00:47:08.390
You have to become a doctor too

1058
00:47:08.390 --> 00:47:10.063
then will you feel accomplished?

1059
00:47:11.320 --> 00:47:13.440
- No, it's just, I feel like

1060
00:47:14.740 --> 00:47:17.970
the weight of the world is
on my shoulders with the

1061
00:47:17.970 --> 00:47:20.213
practice and the finances and

1062
00:47:21.080 --> 00:47:22.563
it's holding me back,

1063
00:47:23.540 --> 00:47:24.373
keeping me

1064
00:47:25.350 --> 00:47:26.593
from what I really want.

1065
00:47:28.420 --> 00:47:29.800
- Steve...

1066
00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:30.930
- Wendy?

1067
00:47:30.930 --> 00:47:33.000
- Yeah, Tom, what is it?

1068
00:47:33.000 --> 00:47:34.690
- Wendy, it just hit me,

1069
00:47:34.690 --> 00:47:37.420
what if the money is
buried in the backyard,

1070
00:47:37.420 --> 00:47:38.603
is that possible?

1071
00:47:39.815 --> 00:47:42.947
- Yes, that's a great idea, Tom,

1072
00:47:42.947 --> 00:47:44.047
why don't we go check,

1073
00:47:45.290 --> 00:47:48.223
absolutely, that is a brilliant,

1074
00:47:48.223 --> 00:47:50.130
(door slams)
brilliant idea.

1075
00:47:50.130 --> 00:47:55.130
Why don't you head on out there
and see what you can find.

1076
00:47:55.540 --> 00:47:56.448
- Whoa, good.

1077
00:47:56.448 --> 00:47:58.918
(Wendy laughs)

1078
00:47:58.918 --> 00:48:01.533
(door slams)

1079
00:48:01.533 --> 00:48:04.616
(footsteps clumping)

1080
00:48:07.908 --> 00:48:10.491
(mellow music)

1081
00:48:11.691 --> 00:48:16.691
(drink burbles)
(mellow music)

1082
00:48:20.001 --> 00:48:21.772
(sighs)

1083
00:48:21.772 --> 00:48:24.355
(mellow music)

1084
00:48:27.522 --> 00:48:28.830
- To Roger Maris,

1085
00:48:28.830 --> 00:48:32.493
still the all American
single season homerun king.

1086
00:48:36.883 --> 00:48:39.600
Well, to Ruth and to Mantle,

1087
00:48:39.600 --> 00:48:40.433
I'm glad you're not here

1088
00:48:40.433 --> 00:48:43.194
'cause you can both drink
beer under the table.

1089
00:48:43.194 --> 00:48:45.777
(mellow music)

1090
00:48:48.442 --> 00:48:51.275
(alcohol burbles)

1091
00:48:58.006 --> 00:49:00.256
Oh, and here's the you kid.

1092
00:49:04.017 --> 00:49:06.517
(eerie music)

1093
00:49:32.899 --> 00:49:36.649
(dramatic suspenseful music)

1094
00:49:38.750 --> 00:49:40.250
Holy potato balls!

1095
00:49:42.930 --> 00:49:44.023
I missed your mom,

1096
00:49:45.510 --> 00:49:46.503
I'm full house,

1097
00:49:47.430 --> 00:49:48.803
I'm ghost dad.

1098
00:49:51.933 --> 00:49:52.766
Fuck!

1099
00:49:54.921 --> 00:49:57.772
(paper and wood clatters)
(eerie music)

1100
00:49:57.772 --> 00:50:00.813
(matchstick striking)
(eerie music)

1101
00:50:00.813 --> 00:50:05.813
(flame crackling)
(eerie music)

1102
00:50:08.210 --> 00:50:10.120
- The money is here, I know it's here

1103
00:50:10.120 --> 00:50:14.490
buried in the backyard, I
know it, I can smell it.

1104
00:50:14.490 --> 00:50:15.910
I'll just slip out the gate,

1105
00:50:15.910 --> 00:50:19.870
walk up the driveway, get
in the car and drive away.

1106
00:50:19.870 --> 00:50:21.243
(grunts)

1107
00:50:21.243 --> 00:50:23.326
(laughs)

1108
00:50:26.090 --> 00:50:28.000
But then they'll know.

1109
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:29.150
Know what?

1110
00:50:29.150 --> 00:50:31.990
If we just leave, they'll
know we took the money.

1111
00:50:31.990 --> 00:50:32.823
We?

1112
00:50:32.823 --> 00:50:34.920
Were in this together.

1113
00:50:34.920 --> 00:50:36.350
I need the money,

1114
00:50:36.350 --> 00:50:38.220
I can't afford to share it with them.

1115
00:50:38.220 --> 00:50:39.700
We need the money,

1116
00:50:39.700 --> 00:50:42.220
and I'm the one who can help you find it.

1117
00:50:42.220 --> 00:50:43.700
You know where it is?

1118
00:50:43.700 --> 00:50:45.320
How?

1119
00:50:45.320 --> 00:50:49.140
Just start digging, we
can do this together.

1120
00:50:49.140 --> 00:50:51.743
Yes, I'll start right now.

1121
00:50:53.520 --> 00:50:56.910
Good, dig, dig,

1122
00:50:56.910 --> 00:50:57.743
dig it all.

1123
00:51:00.564 --> 00:51:02.930
(piano music)

1124
00:51:02.930 --> 00:51:03.763
- Wendy.

1125
00:51:03.763 --> 00:51:06.780
- I know what you're going to say, and

1126
00:51:08.058 --> 00:51:09.033
at the moment,

1127
00:51:09.970 --> 00:51:13.540
things being as they are, it just seems

1128
00:51:13.540 --> 00:51:14.746
impossible.

1129
00:51:14.746 --> 00:51:16.476
- You're right.

1130
00:51:16.476 --> 00:51:17.910
You're right.

1131
00:51:17.910 --> 00:51:19.544
If only I had the money.

1132
00:51:19.544 --> 00:51:21.691
- If I had the money.

1133
00:51:21.691 --> 00:51:24.006
- If we could have the money.

1134
00:51:24.006 --> 00:51:26.423
(soft music)

1135
00:51:27.744 --> 00:51:32.744
♪ Imagine if you will a scenario ♪

1136
00:51:34.928 --> 00:51:39.928
♪ Where all of our dreams can come true ♪

1137
00:51:42.165 --> 00:51:47.165
♪ Without making a deal with El Diablo ♪

1138
00:51:49.447 --> 00:51:54.447
♪ Or paying a wish for a magic broom ♪

1139
00:51:56.514 --> 00:52:01.514
♪ In a world where I am free from debts ♪

1140
00:52:03.746 --> 00:52:08.746
♪ I will make peace with
the "Star Wars" prequels ♪

1141
00:52:10.991 --> 00:52:15.991
♪ I'd wear an armor in the
style of gold buffets ♪

1142
00:52:18.500 --> 00:52:23.500
♪ Because that nude truly has no equal ♪

1143
00:52:26.726 --> 00:52:31.726
♪ Maybe it's too much to hope for ♪

1144
00:52:33.341 --> 00:52:38.341
♪ A life that is free from so much worry ♪

1145
00:52:41.209 --> 00:52:46.209
♪ Give my daughter
everything she asks for ♪

1146
00:52:47.587 --> 00:52:52.420
♪ Excluding those creepy
my little ponies ♪

1147
00:52:54.883 --> 00:52:56.065
(epic bass music)

1148
00:52:56.065 --> 00:53:00.595
♪ If I had the money all of
our problems would be funny ♪

1149
00:53:00.595 --> 00:53:02.697
♪ I could be smart or a dummy ♪

1150
00:53:02.697 --> 00:53:05.779
♪ Weather it's cloudy or it's sunny ♪

1151
00:53:05.779 --> 00:53:08.153
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪

1152
00:53:08.153 --> 00:53:10.442
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪

1153
00:53:10.442 --> 00:53:13.935
♪ But if I had the money ♪

1154
00:53:13.935 --> 00:53:16.517
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪

1155
00:53:16.517 --> 00:53:19.017
(piano music)

1156
00:53:25.287 --> 00:53:27.511
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪

1157
00:53:27.511 --> 00:53:29.789
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪

1158
00:53:29.789 --> 00:53:33.369
♪ But if I had the money ♪

1159
00:53:33.369 --> 00:53:37.220
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪

1160
00:53:37.220 --> 00:53:39.262
♪ If we had money we could just spend it ♪

1161
00:53:39.262 --> 00:53:40.455
♪ Until our problems are solved ♪

1162
00:53:40.455 --> 00:53:42.657
♪ And that seems to work
fine for rich people ♪

1163
00:53:42.657 --> 00:53:44.378
♪ Because they have so much money ♪

1164
00:53:44.378 --> 00:53:46.937
♪ All they do is spend it
on stuff they don't need ♪

1165
00:53:46.937 --> 00:53:48.872
♪ Or to acquire additional wealth ♪

1166
00:53:48.872 --> 00:53:50.313
♪ Or buy influence from Congress ♪

1167
00:53:50.313 --> 00:53:51.584
♪ Write bills that become laws ♪

1168
00:53:51.584 --> 00:53:52.565
♪ And do a really great job ♪

1169
00:53:52.565 --> 00:53:53.852
♪ Of showing people
how they're different ♪

1170
00:53:53.852 --> 00:53:55.078
♪ Or lower taxes on the rich old ♪

1171
00:53:55.078 --> 00:53:55.911
♪ While working stiff like us ♪

1172
00:53:55.911 --> 00:53:59.491
♪ Get stuck making up
for the lost revenue ♪

1173
00:53:59.491 --> 00:54:01.908
(epic music)

1174
00:54:04.357 --> 00:54:05.190
- That was a mouthful.

1175
00:54:05.190 --> 00:54:06.700
- I know, I'm sorry.

1176
00:54:06.700 --> 00:54:08.443
- I liked it.
- Okay.

1177
00:54:09.637 --> 00:54:11.882
♪ My fight in life is small ♪

1178
00:54:11.882 --> 00:54:14.192
♪ But I'm really on the ball ♪

1179
00:54:14.192 --> 00:54:16.223
♪ I could be great, I could be funny ♪

1180
00:54:16.223 --> 00:54:18.643
♪ If I had the money ♪

1181
00:54:18.643 --> 00:54:21.405
♪ If I had the money ♪

1182
00:54:21.405 --> 00:54:23.747
♪ Yeah I'm so stupid ♪

1183
00:54:23.747 --> 00:54:26.001
♪ If I or we have the money ♪

1184
00:54:26.001 --> 00:54:30.026
♪ When I was alive I had the money ♪

1185
00:54:30.026 --> 00:54:32.359
(screaming)

1186
00:54:41.641 --> 00:54:46.641
♪ If I had the money everything would be ♪

1187
00:54:47.867 --> 00:54:50.291
♪ Okay ♪

1188
00:54:50.291 --> 00:54:52.432
♪ Money's what makes us sing ♪

1189
00:54:52.432 --> 00:54:54.821
♪ It's all about the dream ♪

1190
00:54:54.821 --> 00:54:57.240
♪ Won't you be on the wing ♪

1191
00:54:57.240 --> 00:54:59.786
♪ Money solves everything ♪

1192
00:54:59.786 --> 00:55:04.786
♪ If I had the money ♪

1193
00:55:07.735 --> 00:55:09.735
♪ Money ♪

1194
00:55:12.286 --> 00:55:15.203
(epic piano music)

1195
00:55:28.497 --> 00:55:30.290
- I will be right back,

1196
00:55:30.290 --> 00:55:32.200
just one second.

1197
00:55:32.200 --> 00:55:35.117
(epic piano music)

1198
00:55:37.884 --> 00:55:41.113
(footsteps clumping)

1199
00:55:41.113 --> 00:55:43.113
(bangs)

1200
00:55:47.297 --> 00:55:48.567
(drink burbles)

1201
00:55:48.567 --> 00:55:51.025
(bangs)

1202
00:55:51.025 --> 00:55:53.433
It's almost over, I can do this.

1203
00:55:57.328 --> 00:55:59.745
(swallowing)

1204
00:56:00.862 --> 00:56:02.945
(coughs)

1205
00:56:04.704 --> 00:56:06.675
(sniffles)

1206
00:56:06.675 --> 00:56:08.675
(bangs)

1207
00:56:10.039 --> 00:56:12.367
(groans)

1208
00:56:12.367 --> 00:56:16.280
(footsteps clumping)

1209
00:56:16.280 --> 00:56:18.670
Are you stretching?

1210
00:56:18.670 --> 00:56:20.060
- Yeah,

1211
00:56:20.060 --> 00:56:21.530
yeah, doing a little

1212
00:56:21.530 --> 00:56:24.940
stretching stressful situations,
you know, you tense up,

1213
00:56:24.940 --> 00:56:27.780
I'm seeing a chiropractor for a while

1214
00:56:27.780 --> 00:56:31.600
stretching because you
can never be too careful

1215
00:56:31.600 --> 00:56:33.650
with your body tensing
up in tense situations

1216
00:56:33.650 --> 00:56:36.267
and I'm also in an archery class now.

1217
00:56:37.289 --> 00:56:41.956
(hitting)
(heart beats)

1218
00:56:47.339 --> 00:56:48.568
(thuds)

1219
00:56:48.568 --> 00:56:51.068
(eerie music)

1220
00:57:03.421 --> 00:57:05.588
(digging)

1221
00:57:07.031 --> 00:57:09.121
(sighs)

1222
00:57:09.121 --> 00:57:11.288
(panting)

1223
00:57:29.110 --> 00:57:32.210
- Oh, Zod, you crazy bastard.

1224
00:57:32.210 --> 00:57:34.500
(laughing)

1225
00:57:34.500 --> 00:57:37.167
(phone ringing)

1226
00:57:39.020 --> 00:57:40.100
Yellow.

1227
00:57:40.100 --> 00:57:41.270
- Hey, man,

1228
00:57:41.270 --> 00:57:43.670
I'm digging up the yard,
come out and help me.

1229
00:57:43.670 --> 00:57:44.970
- Yeah, I can't, I'm busy.

1230
00:57:46.600 --> 00:57:47.930
- With what?

1231
00:57:47.930 --> 00:57:52.070
- I'm watching "Superman Two" on VHS.

1232
00:57:52.070 --> 00:57:55.000
- Dude, the money might be back here.

1233
00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:58.120
- This lady, right, she calls
out Superman for being Jewish,

1234
00:57:58.120 --> 00:58:00.463
like, he's Frederick
Superman or something.

1235
00:58:02.010 --> 00:58:02.843
Idiot.

1236
00:58:02.843 --> 00:58:03.910
(laughing)

1237
00:58:03.910 --> 00:58:06.060
- I could really use a hand.
- Yeah, how about this?

1238
00:58:06.060 --> 00:58:09.230
You keep looking outside,
I'll keep looking inside,

1239
00:58:09.230 --> 00:58:11.620
and we'll be looking at
two spots at the same time.

1240
00:58:11.620 --> 00:58:12.453
Sounds good?
- No, no, no.

1241
00:58:12.453 --> 00:58:15.290
- Great, all right, buddy,

1242
00:58:15.290 --> 00:58:16.960
all right, take care.
- No, seriously, stop...

1243
00:58:20.356 --> 00:58:22.606
(laughing)

1244
00:58:24.443 --> 00:58:25.490
Come on, lady,

1245
00:58:25.490 --> 00:58:27.880
You know Clark head, you know, Superman,

1246
00:58:27.880 --> 00:58:30.310
you're standing four feet
away from both of them,

1247
00:58:30.310 --> 00:58:32.190
I mean, they're just glasses, okay,

1248
00:58:32.190 --> 00:58:33.725
It's not a loo to door mask.

1249
00:58:33.725 --> 00:58:35.550
(laughing)

1250
00:58:35.550 --> 00:58:36.383
Man.

1251
00:58:38.977 --> 00:58:40.967
(digging)

1252
00:58:40.967 --> 00:58:43.440
(clears throat)

1253
00:58:43.440 --> 00:58:44.327
Oh, my God.

1254
00:58:47.100 --> 00:58:48.953
Oh, my God, I'm drunk.

1255
00:58:48.953 --> 00:58:51.453
(eerie music)

1256
00:59:02.460 --> 00:59:03.403
- Hello, Dave.

1257
00:59:04.460 --> 00:59:05.640
- Yo.

1258
00:59:05.640 --> 00:59:07.640
- What are you doing down here?

1259
00:59:07.640 --> 00:59:09.360
- Looking for the money?

1260
00:59:09.360 --> 00:59:12.490
- I think we should talk about that.

1261
00:59:12.490 --> 00:59:13.624
- Okay.

1262
00:59:13.624 --> 00:59:14.857
(door squeaks)

1263
00:59:14.857 --> 00:59:16.420
(door slams)

1264
00:59:16.420 --> 00:59:17.333
Let's talk.

1265
00:59:20.000 --> 00:59:22.110
What do you wanna talk about?

1266
00:59:22.110 --> 00:59:25.550
- I think you have some
very definite ideas

1267
00:59:25.550 --> 00:59:28.430
about what should be done with the money.

1268
00:59:28.430 --> 00:59:30.700
- We should all split it, right?

1269
00:59:30.700 --> 00:59:32.320
- When should we split it?

1270
00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:33.770
- As soon as possible.

1271
00:59:33.770 --> 00:59:35.310
You do see what we're doing here, right?

1272
00:59:35.310 --> 00:59:36.577
You get it, right?

1273
00:59:37.625 --> 00:59:39.960
- But you gonna sweat it.

1274
00:59:39.960 --> 00:59:41.210
That's great,

1275
00:59:41.210 --> 00:59:45.380
but have you ever thought
about my responsibilities?

1276
00:59:45.380 --> 00:59:47.480
Have you ever thought
about my responsibilities

1277
00:59:47.480 --> 00:59:48.410
to my daughter?

1278
00:59:48.410 --> 00:59:50.440
Do you have any idea

1279
00:59:50.440 --> 00:59:54.590
what a moral or ethical
principle is, do you?

1280
00:59:54.590 --> 00:59:56.220
- I never thought I'd say this to anyone,

1281
00:59:56.220 --> 00:59:59.240
but you sound way too
much like me, right now.

1282
00:59:59.240 --> 01:00:00.073
Give me the bat, Wendy.

1283
01:00:00.073 --> 01:00:01.580
- I'm not gonna hurt you.

1284
01:00:01.580 --> 01:00:02.860
- Give me the bat, Wendy.

1285
01:00:02.860 --> 01:00:04.980
- You didn't let me finish my sentence.

1286
01:00:04.980 --> 01:00:08.220
I am not going to hurt you, I'm just...

1287
01:00:08.220 --> 01:00:09.450
- To bash my brains in.

1288
01:00:09.450 --> 01:00:11.193
- No, Jesus Christ, no!

1289
01:00:12.480 --> 01:00:14.130
But I am gonna hurt you real bad,

1290
01:00:15.520 --> 01:00:16.754
for the best.

1291
01:00:16.754 --> 01:00:19.254
(eerie music)

1292
01:00:26.447 --> 01:00:31.443
Hold that thought, we should
probably move the table.

1293
01:00:31.443 --> 01:00:32.293
- Okay, I'll move it.
- Would you grab,

1294
01:00:32.293 --> 01:00:34.721
grab that part of the table.

1295
01:00:34.721 --> 01:00:36.000
- I don't break the table.

1296
01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:37.250
- Don't touch my candles.

1297
01:00:38.920 --> 01:00:40.240
- Which way am I turning?

1298
01:00:40.240 --> 01:00:41.922
- Go that way.

1299
01:00:41.922 --> 01:00:42.900
- This way?

1300
01:00:42.900 --> 01:00:45.163
- Follow my lead, go that way.

1301
01:00:46.390 --> 01:00:48.193
Where are you going, where
are you going with this?

1302
01:00:48.193 --> 01:00:49.490
- I can't fit through
with my hands like this.

1303
01:00:49.490 --> 01:00:51.140
- You don't need...

1304
01:00:51.140 --> 01:00:53.250
- I just gotta put my hands
down so I can get in, okay?

1305
01:00:53.250 --> 01:00:54.910
- How are you gonna get out now?

1306
01:00:54.910 --> 01:00:57.350
- It's fine, I'll figure it out.

1307
01:00:57.350 --> 01:00:58.360
- Seems unnecessary.

1308
01:00:58.360 --> 01:00:59.270
- I'm gonna go over the couch.

1309
01:00:59.270 --> 01:01:01.518
- Don't go over the the
couch in your shoes,

1310
01:01:01.518 --> 01:01:02.351
don't go over the couch in your shoes.

1311
01:01:03.876 --> 01:01:04.709
Jesus!

1312
01:01:06.614 --> 01:01:08.386
(mumbles)

1313
01:01:08.386 --> 01:01:10.150
keep it off the fabric.

1314
01:01:10.150 --> 01:01:11.793
- Okay, I'm fine.

1315
01:01:14.381 --> 01:01:16.603
- Pick up your thing.

1316
01:01:17.437 --> 01:01:18.780
Are you ready?
- Yes.

1317
01:01:18.780 --> 01:01:20.026
- Okay.
- Yes.

1318
01:01:20.026 --> 01:01:21.064
- Okay.

1319
01:01:21.064 --> 01:01:23.564
(eerie music)

1320
01:01:24.866 --> 01:01:26.710
(dragging)

1321
01:01:26.710 --> 01:01:27.683
(eerie music)

1322
01:01:27.683 --> 01:01:32.683
(epic action music)
(wood clacking)

1323
01:01:43.702 --> 01:01:45.133
- (groans) Okay,

1324
01:01:45.133 --> 01:01:46.260
okay.

1325
01:01:46.260 --> 01:01:47.850
We don't have to split it with the others,

1326
01:01:47.850 --> 01:01:50.080
we could share it between ourselves.

1327
01:01:50.080 --> 01:01:52.157
- I'll never share anything with you.

1328
01:01:52.157 --> 01:01:54.430
- Didn't you hear what Steve read?

1329
01:01:54.430 --> 01:01:56.350
We have to share it.

1330
01:01:56.350 --> 01:01:58.605
I am your partner.

1331
01:01:58.605 --> 01:02:00.765
- (screaming) No!

1332
01:02:00.765 --> 01:02:02.895
(epic action music)

1333
01:02:02.895 --> 01:02:03.728
(groans)

1334
01:02:03.728 --> 01:02:05.160
- My kingdom for pickle jar.

1335
01:02:05.160 --> 01:02:08.500
Help, help me Steve, help, help.

1336
01:02:08.500 --> 01:02:10.270
- I don't think Steve will
be coming to your rescue,

1337
01:02:10.270 --> 01:02:11.987
I've seen to that.

1338
01:02:11.987 --> 01:02:13.676
- You monster.

1339
01:02:13.676 --> 01:02:16.753
- I'm just a mother
providing for her daughter.

1340
01:02:18.858 --> 01:02:20.347
(groans) Oh,

1341
01:02:20.347 --> 01:02:21.180
oh,

1342
01:02:22.588 --> 01:02:23.421
oh.

1343
01:02:30.105 --> 01:02:34.355
(exhales)
(groans)

1344
01:02:35.272 --> 01:02:36.105
Aww.

1345
01:02:38.498 --> 01:02:39.331
Oh.

1346
01:02:40.588 --> 01:02:41.858
(sighs)

1347
01:02:41.858 --> 01:02:43.028
Bitch.

1348
01:02:43.028 --> 01:02:43.861
- [Dave] Help!

1349
01:02:43.861 --> 01:02:44.694
- Dave.

1350
01:02:44.694 --> 01:02:45.847
- [Dave] Help, someone please.

1351
01:02:46.810 --> 01:02:50.401
- Dave, oh, God, oh God,

1352
01:02:50.401 --> 01:02:52.200
I'm coming, Dave.

1353
01:02:52.200 --> 01:02:53.373
Yeah.

1354
01:02:53.373 --> 01:02:55.456
(groans)

1355
01:03:00.767 --> 01:03:05.184
(panting)
(groaning)

1356
01:03:09.425 --> 01:03:11.070
(epic action music)

1357
01:03:11.070 --> 01:03:12.223
- Siri, call Tom.

1358
01:03:13.430 --> 01:03:15.190
- [Siri] Calling Tom.

1359
01:03:15.190 --> 01:03:16.420
- Thank you Sweety.

1360
01:03:19.577 --> 01:03:22.244
(phone buzzing)

1361
01:03:26.640 --> 01:03:27.670
- Yeah, hello.

1362
01:03:27.670 --> 01:03:29.716
- Tom, get in here, Wendy
is trying to kill me.

1363
01:03:29.716 --> 01:03:30.937
- [Tom] What?

1364
01:03:30.937 --> 01:03:33.545
- She is baseball batting
the hell out of me.

1365
01:03:33.545 --> 01:03:34.814
- I'm coming.

1366
01:03:34.814 --> 01:03:37.003
(footsteps clumping)

1367
01:03:37.003 --> 01:03:39.169
(door shaking)

1368
01:03:39.169 --> 01:03:40.183
Damn.

1369
01:03:40.183 --> 01:03:43.266
(footsteps clumping)

1370
01:03:44.297 --> 01:03:45.199
(door shaking)

1371
01:03:45.199 --> 01:03:46.032
Damn.

1372
01:03:47.347 --> 01:03:50.430
(footsteps clumping)

1373
01:03:51.840 --> 01:03:52.673
Damn.

1374
01:03:53.760 --> 01:03:54.750
It's locked,

1375
01:03:54.750 --> 01:03:56.783
do you know any tricks
for opening locked doors.

1376
01:03:56.783 --> 01:03:59.330
- [Dave] Yeah, use the
key, hurry the fuck up.

1377
01:03:59.330 --> 01:04:01.090
- Let them kill each other,

1378
01:04:01.090 --> 01:04:03.000
then the money is ours.

1379
01:04:03.000 --> 01:04:07.140
No, they're my friends and

1380
01:04:07.140 --> 01:04:08.980
I've gotta help them,

1381
01:04:08.980 --> 01:04:10.770
and if you don't understand that,

1382
01:04:10.770 --> 01:04:14.923
you're nothing at all, nothing at all.

1383
01:04:16.411 --> 01:04:18.863
(exhales)

1384
01:04:18.863 --> 01:04:20.740
(inhales)

1385
01:04:20.740 --> 01:04:23.893
I'm coming, Dave, I'm coming to save you.

1386
01:04:25.870 --> 01:04:27.350
Damn it.

1387
01:04:27.350 --> 01:04:29.923
I guess I'll just have to break it down.

1388
01:04:29.923 --> 01:04:33.523
(epic action music)

1389
01:04:33.523 --> 01:04:35.523
(thuds)

1390
01:04:39.580 --> 01:04:40.413
That hurt.

1391
01:04:41.650 --> 01:04:42.930
- Admit it,

1392
01:04:42.930 --> 01:04:44.680
say it just once,

1393
01:04:44.680 --> 01:04:45.883
that I am Dana's father.

1394
01:04:46.884 --> 01:04:48.493
- I will never join you.

1395
01:04:49.670 --> 01:04:50.763
- What?

1396
01:04:50.763 --> 01:04:53.763
(soft action music)

1397
01:04:54.921 --> 01:04:56.083
- Dave.

1398
01:04:56.083 --> 01:04:59.083
(soft action music)

1399
01:05:11.769 --> 01:05:16.639
(wood clacking)
(soft action music)

1400
01:05:16.639 --> 01:05:18.441
(screams)

1401
01:05:18.441 --> 01:05:21.120
(soft action music)

1402
01:05:21.120 --> 01:05:22.460
- Will was gay, wasn't he?

1403
01:05:22.460 --> 01:05:24.260
You didn't think I was
ready to be a father,

1404
01:05:24.260 --> 01:05:27.320
so, you posed as his
wife to help his career.

1405
01:05:27.320 --> 01:05:29.530
- You're a child, Dave,

1406
01:05:29.530 --> 01:05:33.057
you were a child back then
and you're still a child now.

1407
01:05:33.057 --> 01:05:34.530
(wood clacking)
(soft action music)

1408
01:05:34.530 --> 01:05:39.530
(groans)
(soft action music)

1409
01:05:44.696 --> 01:05:46.003
- Oh, I've been a fool,

1410
01:05:47.590 --> 01:05:50.180
only now at the end do I understand.

1411
01:05:50.180 --> 01:05:51.393
- Oh, shut up!

1412
01:05:53.070 --> 01:05:54.750
- Where's Tom?

1413
01:05:54.750 --> 01:05:55.793
Oh my god.

1414
01:05:56.640 --> 01:05:59.611
My faith in my friends
truly is my weakness.

1415
01:05:59.611 --> 01:06:03.386
(soft action music)

1416
01:06:03.386 --> 01:06:04.311
- No!

1417
01:06:04.311 --> 01:06:05.750
(soft action music)

1418
01:06:05.750 --> 01:06:08.723
- Steve, you rescued me, thank goodness.

1419
01:06:09.940 --> 01:06:11.410
What happened to your face?

1420
01:06:11.410 --> 01:06:13.090
- Never mind that,

1421
01:06:13.090 --> 01:06:16.000
the point is we got to
get control of ourselves.

1422
01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:17.113
Money isn't worth it.

1423
01:06:18.580 --> 01:06:22.018
Don't think we're even
gonna find it at this point.

1424
01:06:22.018 --> 01:06:23.810
(soft music)

1425
01:06:23.810 --> 01:06:27.170
- I'm starting to think
there never was any money.

1426
01:06:27.170 --> 01:06:28.020
- You're kidding.

1427
01:06:28.890 --> 01:06:30.160
- Well, he could have meant anything,

1428
01:06:30.160 --> 01:06:31.970
he never did specifically say

1429
01:06:31.970 --> 01:06:33.830
that there was money in the addendum.

1430
01:06:33.830 --> 01:06:35.256
- Codicil.
- Whatever.

1431
01:06:35.256 --> 01:06:38.320
(soft music)

1432
01:06:38.320 --> 01:06:39.823
I know you think I killed him.

1433
01:06:42.270 --> 01:06:43.163
I didn't.

1434
01:06:44.600 --> 01:06:47.040
You're right, our marriage was a sham, but

1435
01:06:47.900 --> 01:06:49.453
I didn't want him to die.

1436
01:06:51.040 --> 01:06:54.350
He wasn't Dana's biological father, but

1437
01:06:55.530 --> 01:06:58.880
he was there when it counted, you know.

1438
01:06:58.880 --> 01:07:01.360
We were the only people
in each other's lives,

1439
01:07:01.360 --> 01:07:03.674
who were really honest with each other.

1440
01:07:03.674 --> 01:07:04.640
(chuckles)

1441
01:07:04.640 --> 01:07:06.483
Now, I don't even have that.

1442
01:07:06.483 --> 01:07:09.500
(soft music)

1443
01:07:09.500 --> 01:07:10.523
You and I,

1444
01:07:12.180 --> 01:07:13.830
us,

1445
01:07:13.830 --> 01:07:16.533
there was never going to be an us.

1446
01:07:17.910 --> 01:07:22.573
I didn't want Dana to be
something tethering me to you,

1447
01:07:23.530 --> 01:07:24.363
when

1448
01:07:25.270 --> 01:07:27.640
we couldn't give each
other what we needed.

1449
01:07:27.640 --> 01:07:30.057
(soft music)

1450
01:07:33.870 --> 01:07:37.953
I haven't been able to
find a job in over a year.

1451
01:07:39.920 --> 01:07:43.593
I loved that restaurant so much it was,

1452
01:07:44.790 --> 01:07:46.540
it was me, you know.

1453
01:07:50.631 --> 01:07:53.200
And now I'm gonna lose this house,

1454
01:07:53.200 --> 01:07:55.483
and not just this house, everything.

1455
01:07:57.870 --> 01:07:59.350
What about my daughter?

1456
01:07:59.350 --> 01:08:01.667
What am I supposed to tell her?

1457
01:08:01.667 --> 01:08:03.163
What if.

1458
01:08:03.163 --> 01:08:06.013
What if the state tries
to take her away from me?

1459
01:08:07.645 --> 01:08:09.940
I have no family left, it's like

1460
01:08:12.150 --> 01:08:14.063
losing Will all over again.

1461
01:08:17.270 --> 01:08:20.051
Will would have thought
of a way out of this.

1462
01:08:20.051 --> 01:08:20.884
(chuckles)

1463
01:08:20.884 --> 01:08:22.423
He did, I guess.

1464
01:08:24.290 --> 01:08:25.123
Will,

1465
01:08:26.477 --> 01:08:29.840
was always so preoccupied with work,

1466
01:08:29.840 --> 01:08:32.530
and he could have sold it, the business,

1467
01:08:32.530 --> 01:08:35.853
he had an offer, he turned it down.

1468
01:08:37.310 --> 01:08:39.320
Finally, the chance came

1469
01:08:39.320 --> 01:08:44.293
to get out and get fat at the
same time and he let it go.

1470
01:08:45.300 --> 01:08:47.763
He'd miss it too much, he said.

1471
01:08:48.760 --> 01:08:49.653
Can you imagine?

1472
01:08:50.619 --> 01:08:51.969
That's what he really said?

1473
01:08:52.900 --> 01:08:54.910
What kind of a person,

1474
01:08:54.910 --> 01:08:59.603
what kind of a human being
loves being a trader?

1475
01:09:01.470 --> 01:09:03.450
People don't go to Wall Street,

1476
01:09:03.450 --> 01:09:05.700
because it's gonna be a lot of fun,

1477
01:09:05.700 --> 01:09:08.583
they go to make money.

1478
01:09:10.200 --> 01:09:13.410
These people, they don't jump out of bed,

1479
01:09:13.410 --> 01:09:16.440
thinking about how much fun
it's gonna be to go to work,

1480
01:09:16.440 --> 01:09:17.999
they...

1481
01:09:17.999 --> 01:09:19.810
I have been to parties with these people

1482
01:09:19.810 --> 01:09:21.520
and they're all so

1483
01:09:23.080 --> 01:09:23.913
miserable.

1484
01:09:25.820 --> 01:09:29.540
If all the money in the world and

1485
01:09:29.540 --> 01:09:31.570
doesn't mean anything to them,

1486
01:09:31.570 --> 01:09:33.800
because they don't need it anymore,

1487
01:09:33.800 --> 01:09:37.683
they can't even think of what
to spend it on except junk.

1488
01:09:40.290 --> 01:09:44.060
It's a pointless, soulless job,

1489
01:09:44.060 --> 01:09:49.060
and the fact that Will actually enjoyed

1490
01:09:49.070 --> 01:09:51.183
tricking these people out of their money,

1491
01:09:53.690 --> 01:09:56.293
it's very difficult to accept.

1492
01:10:05.251 --> 01:10:07.700
(sighs)

1493
01:10:07.700 --> 01:10:09.970
You know, even after all that,

1494
01:10:09.970 --> 01:10:12.733
we still respected each other.

1495
01:10:14.670 --> 01:10:16.230
We've known each other for so long,

1496
01:10:16.230 --> 01:10:18.503
at some point that just
counts for something.

1497
01:10:19.890 --> 01:10:22.390
But I never would have hurt him

1498
01:10:22.390 --> 01:10:25.273
and he never would have hurt me.

1499
01:10:27.860 --> 01:10:29.700
In the end, he just

1500
01:10:29.700 --> 01:10:32.340
said something stupid to
someone he owed money to,

1501
01:10:32.340 --> 01:10:34.320
got punched in the face,

1502
01:10:34.320 --> 01:10:36.070
fell hit his head on the ground and

1503
01:10:38.640 --> 01:10:40.930
the jerk that hit him
offered me a deal on the spot

1504
01:10:40.930 --> 01:10:42.053
to erase the debt.

1505
01:10:44.010 --> 01:10:45.610
I just had to say

1506
01:10:46.700 --> 01:10:47.563
he was mugged.

1507
01:10:51.310 --> 01:10:52.563
That's all it took.

1508
01:10:57.770 --> 01:11:00.270
Not exactly the life I
pictured when we were kids.

1509
01:11:04.210 --> 01:11:05.233
- Not for any of us.

1510
01:11:06.800 --> 01:11:07.800
- What do we do now?

1511
01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:09.473
- I don't know about you,

1512
01:11:09.473 --> 01:11:12.210
but I am through looking for the money.

1513
01:11:12.210 --> 01:11:13.043
- What about

1514
01:11:15.140 --> 01:11:16.223
our dreams?

1515
01:11:17.200 --> 01:11:18.033
Our future?

1516
01:11:19.730 --> 01:11:20.563
What about us?

1517
01:11:20.563 --> 01:11:22.200
- Steve,

1518
01:11:22.200 --> 01:11:23.033
maybe,

1519
01:11:25.500 --> 01:11:28.023
maybe I'm not always honest with people.

1520
01:11:30.910 --> 01:11:33.853
Maybe you're not always
honest with yourself.

1521
01:11:36.275 --> 01:11:37.620
(sighs)

1522
01:11:37.620 --> 01:11:38.453
- Yeah.

1523
01:11:40.240 --> 01:11:41.620
Probably right about that.

1524
01:11:45.618 --> 01:11:47.230
- You want some ice for your hand?

1525
01:11:47.230 --> 01:11:48.063
- Please.

1526
01:11:49.430 --> 01:11:50.263
What?

1527
01:11:51.160 --> 01:11:52.180
Wait a second,

1528
01:11:52.180 --> 01:11:53.630
the World Series party.

1529
01:11:53.630 --> 01:11:55.620
- [Steve] What about it?

1530
01:11:55.620 --> 01:11:58.870
- I remember Will and I were talking about

1531
01:11:58.870 --> 01:12:00.840
the hiding money from the company, right,

1532
01:12:00.840 --> 01:12:03.603
and then Will said
something really peculiar.

1533
01:12:03.603 --> 01:12:05.950
- I'd like to think I'm
ahead above the rest

1534
01:12:05.950 --> 01:12:08.033
when it comes to hiding things.

1535
01:12:08.033 --> 01:12:10.060
- Totally.

1536
01:12:10.060 --> 01:12:11.594
Totally.

1537
01:12:11.594 --> 01:12:12.600
Ahead

1538
01:12:13.520 --> 01:12:15.673
above the rest.

1539
01:12:19.670 --> 01:12:21.540
- The drop ceiling.

1540
01:12:21.540 --> 01:12:24.903
Will was always running
speaker wires through there.

1541
01:12:24.903 --> 01:12:27.320
(soft music)

1542
01:12:28.952 --> 01:12:30.619
- Oh, baby!

1543
01:12:30.619 --> 01:12:32.702
(creaks)

1544
01:12:35.780 --> 01:12:37.542
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1545
01:12:37.542 --> 01:12:40.065
(all laughing)

1546
01:12:40.065 --> 01:12:42.697
(soft music)

1547
01:12:42.697 --> 01:12:44.573
It's a baseball card.

1548
01:12:47.020 --> 01:12:48.919
- Son of a bitch!

1549
01:12:48.919 --> 01:12:50.323
- Is that worth anything?

1550
01:12:50.323 --> 01:12:53.010
- A couple hundred dollars
to the right buyer.

1551
01:12:53.010 --> 01:12:53.843
- Jesus!

1552
01:12:57.188 --> 01:12:59.771
(mellow music)

1553
01:13:01.472 --> 01:13:03.842
- Then I guess I'm off
to the liquor store,

1554
01:13:03.842 --> 01:13:05.404
liquor store, liquor store.

1555
01:13:05.404 --> 01:13:07.017
- You get a cat?

1556
01:13:07.017 --> 01:13:09.623
- No, I have no idea what that sound was.

1557
01:13:10.610 --> 01:13:13.030
- I'm happy with my situation.

1558
01:13:13.030 --> 01:13:16.167
Well, I got a long drive
ahead of me, he's out.

1559
01:13:17.233 --> 01:13:18.736
- What, you're leaving?

1560
01:13:18.736 --> 01:13:20.094
- Yep.

1561
01:13:20.094 --> 01:13:23.147
(soft music)

1562
01:13:23.147 --> 01:13:26.064
(car engine roars)

1563
01:13:31.006 --> 01:13:33.495
(door creaks)

1564
01:13:33.495 --> 01:13:35.912
(door slams)

1565
01:13:52.437 --> 01:13:55.437
(bright epic music)

1566
01:14:40.112 --> 01:14:45.112
(box clatters)
(bright epic music)

1567
01:14:58.983 --> 01:14:59.816
- Jesus!

1568
01:15:03.994 --> 01:15:07.191
(epic music)
(engine roars)

1569
01:15:07.191 --> 01:15:09.774
(phone buzzes)

1570
01:15:11.956 --> 01:15:12.789
(sighs)

1571
01:15:12.789 --> 01:15:13.622
- Yellow.

1572
01:15:13.622 --> 01:15:14.650
- What do you know about this?

1573
01:15:14.650 --> 01:15:16.240
- [Wayne] About what?

1574
01:15:16.240 --> 01:15:19.670
- Oh, come on, come on, the
baseball card, everything.

1575
01:15:19.670 --> 01:15:20.707
I heard a noise during dinner

1576
01:15:20.707 --> 01:15:22.930
and you came back from the
liquor store few minutes later,

1577
01:15:22.930 --> 01:15:25.720
it was you in the basement, wasn't it?

1578
01:15:25.720 --> 01:15:26.700
- [Wayne] Maybe.

1579
01:15:26.700 --> 01:15:29.750
- What else was in the box, Wayne?

1580
01:15:29.750 --> 01:15:30.943
- Look Wendy, do you
think it was an oversight

1581
01:15:30.943 --> 01:15:33.370
that my brother never
told you about the box?

1582
01:15:33.370 --> 01:15:34.757
It wasn't.

1583
01:15:34.757 --> 01:15:35.900
Blur, bluh, bluh, bluh.

1584
01:15:35.900 --> 01:15:37.650
Water is still gonna water?

1585
01:15:37.650 --> 01:15:39.620
I know about your bastard kid.

1586
01:15:39.620 --> 01:15:40.453
Later.

1587
01:15:42.100 --> 01:15:42.933
Beep.

1588
01:15:43.870 --> 01:15:45.930
- Son of a bitch!

1589
01:15:45.930 --> 01:15:47.037
- We could go to the police.

1590
01:15:47.037 --> 01:15:48.390
- And say what?

1591
01:15:48.390 --> 01:15:50.380
- Oh, so I guess you can't complain about

1592
01:15:50.380 --> 01:15:51.330
someone stealing money

1593
01:15:51.330 --> 01:15:53.330
that shouldn't exist in the first place.

1594
01:15:54.390 --> 01:15:55.440
- And that's it then.

1595
01:15:56.320 --> 01:15:57.153
- Damn.

1596
01:15:58.660 --> 01:16:01.353
- What am I gonna do now, I have nothing.

1597
01:16:03.200 --> 01:16:05.789
- You have friends still and so does Dana.

1598
01:16:05.789 --> 01:16:06.850
- Yeah,

1599
01:16:06.850 --> 01:16:09.720
good friends, maybe not good
friends but people you know,

1600
01:16:09.720 --> 01:16:12.550
friends, MySpace friends list

1601
01:16:12.550 --> 01:16:13.733
from the entire area.

1602
01:16:13.733 --> 01:16:14.723
- Shut up, Steve.

1603
01:16:21.410 --> 01:16:22.770
- I'm ordering a couple bourbon

1604
01:16:22.770 --> 01:16:25.820
as soon as I get through the door.

1605
01:16:25.820 --> 01:16:27.160
- I'm ordering two drinks.

1606
01:16:27.160 --> 01:16:31.420
- I'm going to literally
order every drink the bar has.

1607
01:16:31.420 --> 01:16:34.640
- Alcohol is great for
solving life's problems.

1608
01:16:34.640 --> 01:16:37.420
- Even in a bottle, yo, demon in a bottle.

1609
01:16:37.420 --> 01:16:39.930
- That reference is
only moderately obscure.

1610
01:16:39.930 --> 01:16:42.233
- Your mom is moderately obscure.

1611
01:16:43.070 --> 01:16:44.959
(mumbles)

1612
01:16:44.959 --> 01:16:47.709
no, we're not doing that anymore.

1613
01:16:48.748 --> 01:16:53.748
♪ Imagine if you will a scenario ♪

1614
01:16:55.975 --> 01:17:00.975
♪ Where all of our dreams can come true ♪

1615
01:17:03.229 --> 01:17:08.229
♪ Without making a deal with El Diablo ♪

1616
01:17:10.460 --> 01:17:15.460
♪ Or paying a wish for a magic broom ♪

1617
01:17:17.545 --> 01:17:22.545
♪ In a world where I'm free from debts ♪

1618
01:17:24.717 --> 01:17:29.717
♪ I will make peace with
the "Star Wars" prequels ♪

1619
01:17:31.972 --> 01:17:36.972
♪ I'd wear an armor in the
style of gold buffets ♪

1620
01:17:39.649 --> 01:17:44.649
♪ 'Cause that nude truly has no equal ♪

1621
01:17:47.756 --> 01:17:52.756
♪ Maybe it's too much to hope for ♪

1622
01:17:54.310 --> 01:17:59.310
♪ A life that is free from so much worry ♪

1623
01:18:02.199 --> 01:18:07.199
♪ Give my daughter
everything she asks for ♪

1624
01:18:08.573 --> 01:18:13.573
♪ Excluding those creepy
my little ponies ♪

1625
01:18:14.209 --> 01:18:18.740
♪ If I had the money all of
our problems would be funny ♪

1626
01:18:18.740 --> 01:18:20.758
♪ I could be smart or a dummy ♪

1627
01:18:20.758 --> 01:18:23.839
♪ Weather it's cloudy or it's sunny ♪

1628
01:18:23.839 --> 01:18:26.258
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪

1629
01:18:26.258 --> 01:18:28.588
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪

1630
01:18:28.588 --> 01:18:32.142
♪ But if I had the money ♪

1631
01:18:32.142 --> 01:18:34.636
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪

1632
01:18:34.636 --> 01:18:37.136
(piano music)

1633
01:18:43.464 --> 01:18:45.636
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪

1634
01:18:45.636 --> 01:18:47.961
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪

1635
01:18:47.961 --> 01:18:51.571
♪ But if I had the money ♪

1636
01:18:51.571 --> 01:18:55.358
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪

1637
01:18:55.358 --> 01:18:57.452
♪ If we had money we could just spend it ♪

1638
01:18:57.452 --> 01:18:58.832
♪ Until our problems are solved ♪

1639
01:18:58.832 --> 01:19:00.902
♪ And that seems to work
fine for rich people ♪

1640
01:19:00.902 --> 01:19:02.584
♪ Because they have so much money ♪

1641
01:19:02.584 --> 01:19:05.029
♪ All they do is spend it
on stuff they don't need ♪

1642
01:19:05.029 --> 01:19:06.988
♪ Or to acquire additional wealth ♪

1643
01:19:06.988 --> 01:19:08.439
♪ Or buy influence from Congress ♪

1644
01:19:08.439 --> 01:19:09.770
♪ Write bills that become laws ♪

1645
01:19:09.770 --> 01:19:10.761
♪ And do a really great job ♪

1646
01:19:10.761 --> 01:19:12.108
♪ Of showing people
how they're different ♪

1647
01:19:12.108 --> 01:19:13.169
♪ Or lower taxes on the rich old ♪

1648
01:19:13.169 --> 01:19:14.098
♪ While working stiff like us ♪

1649
01:19:14.098 --> 01:19:17.158
♪ Get stuck making up
for the lost revenue ♪

1650
01:19:17.158 --> 01:19:20.866
♪ If I had the money ♪

1651
01:19:20.866 --> 01:19:25.866
♪ Everything would be okay ♪

1652
01:19:25.901 --> 01:19:27.977
♪ Money's what makes us sing ♪

1653
01:19:27.977 --> 01:19:30.414
♪ It's all about the dream ♪

1654
01:19:30.414 --> 01:19:32.922
♪ Won't you be on the wing ♪

1655
01:19:32.922 --> 01:19:35.429
♪ Money solves everything ♪

1656
01:19:35.429 --> 01:19:40.429
♪ If I had the money ♪

1657
01:19:43.378 --> 01:19:45.378
♪ Money ♪

1658
01:19:55.565 --> 01:19:56.398
(digging)

1659
01:19:56.398 --> 01:19:58.303
- Been out here for hours digging,

1660
01:20:00.510 --> 01:20:03.367
bet it's all wrapped up
nicely in there though.

1661
01:20:05.010 --> 01:20:08.803
Bet they're saying, "Hey, what about Tom?

1662
01:20:10.110 --> 01:20:11.730
How did his night end?"

1663
01:20:11.730 --> 01:20:12.563
Someone else says,

1664
01:20:12.563 --> 01:20:15.757
"Oh, yeah, whatever happened to Tom?"

1665
01:20:16.710 --> 01:20:18.680
Someone else says, "Tom?

1666
01:20:18.680 --> 01:20:21.330
Tom, I don't remember Tom."

1667
01:20:21.330 --> 01:20:25.060
Well, I'm Tom, I'm Tom dammit,

1668
01:20:25.060 --> 01:20:28.192
I have a name and I have feelings and I am

1669
01:20:28.192 --> 01:20:30.192
(bangs)

1670
01:20:32.392 --> 01:20:34.559
(panting)

1671
01:20:35.924 --> 01:20:38.174
(laughing)

1672
01:20:40.330 --> 01:20:42.370
It's porno

1673
01:20:42.370 --> 01:20:44.453
(laughs)