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[music box playing "Amazing Grace" softens]

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Hey, Boo, Mommy's gonna strangle
you if you take her snow globe again.

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I know, Dad, but it's the only chance
we're gonna have to see snow this year.

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It is pretty, too.

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What are you working on?

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I'm working on Algebra 2.

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Can you dear old dad help?

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No way!

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Why?

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Because there's letters AND numbers.

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It's not even real math anymore!

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You've got a point. It's
definitely a Mommy thing.

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Yeah.

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Did you see the Knight's
game the other night?

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Dad, you still watch
the Knights? They suck.

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That they do, but you know
I'm a loyal fan; I can't help it.

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I've been watching them
since before I was your age.

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So you're loyal to the laundry
not necessarily the team.

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Absolutely.

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I am under the understanding

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that YOU are going to
be in Tampa next week.

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Yes, you are correct.

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And Tampa has the best cowboy boot
stores. You know, your dad's a size 14.

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Dream on, Dad.

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You can always get me a cowboy hat.

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Could I though? I'd have to get it
custom-made for that big head of yours.

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Ouch!

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I love you, pal.

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I love you, too, Dad.

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Guys, does it get any better than this?

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A February night and we're camping.

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Yeah, there's something about that
sentence that doesn't quite make it.

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February. The whole camping part for me is what kills
it. And February just doesn't... weird. It is weird.

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It kind of gives you that global
warming is kind of an effect kind of thing.

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I know it's climate change, whatever,
but it is weirdly, oddly, like warm,

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unlike this beer which is nice and cold.

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I gotta, I gotta tell you, Steve, I've never
seen anybody dressed so snazzily to go camping.

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You got a cool blazer, button-down shirt.

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Yeah, dude, what are you doing?

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I'm not an outdoors guy.

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You're like the Johnny Cash of camping.

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Thank you, that's what I was going for.

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I like it. I like it.

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Like who is he gonna run into
while camping? I don't get it.

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It's like a hot-looking
bear like "Hey, what's up?"

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Well, flashy colors I think, if
I'm, you know, I'll throw them off.

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No, It's true. It'll run after you. I hope.

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Remember, the bear only
eats the slowest out of all of us.

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Okay, well then, I'm finished.

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I think he means mentally,
which in case we're good.

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Oh!

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What you're line? What?

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What's you're line?

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ZING!

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It is weird that it's so warm here.

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It's also weird that we're out camping.

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No, it's not.

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It is. Your wife and daughter
go away, for how long?

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They'll be, maybe, seven to ten
days they're gonna be down there.

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And you think yourself ALRIGHT the wife and
kid are gone, let's do something cool...

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camping.

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Camping.

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We used to love to go camping.

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Yeah, as kids.

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Now we're older guys.

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Now we think of the wife and kid are gone,

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you call up friends and play poker.

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You go out and see a
game, which we're missing.

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Or hey, let's go to an
establishment that serves wings

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and the ladies aren't dressed
as a, as much as normal.

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And if we're really being honest here,

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I didn't really like camping
as a kid, either, but I didn't...

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You just blew my mind because you
know what I remember so fondly of camping?

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I remember that time we went
camping we had to be, I don't know,

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I was nine, you were like 36.

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And you told me you had a
crush on Maureen McArdle.

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Maureen McArdle.

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Wow!

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Maureen McArdle, Oh,
wasn't she the redhead?

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She was the redhead.

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Oh, yeah.

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The one that got away.

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Got away? You had no chance.

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She was an older woman.

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I was nine she was twelve.

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[laughter] Beautiful.

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She was cute. Maureen.
She was, she was very cute.

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I wonder where, do you think
she's camping today? No. Doubtful.

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I think she's working at Hooters.

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You got to be really
cool to camp in February.

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Yeah. Cool is the right word.

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When are we ever gonna get this
chance again? The weather's beautiful.

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In the summer. That's when
you have another chance.

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Many months of chances.

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But it is nice and quiet, that's for sure.

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Look at those stars, and that moon.

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Well, that's the good
thing about a cold night,

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it makes the sky clear.

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Yeah.

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But you know what's kind of worrisome?

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What's that?

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I always was told that when there was
that little ring around the moon like that

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that means it's gonna snow.

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You're out of your
mind, man. It's in the 50s.

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That's why we're out
here on a February night.

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It's never gonna snow.

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I'm just saying what they tell you.

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You know, like red skies at night,

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oh sailor's delight. Right.

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It's kinda like goes by that.

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So seven days, you'll be on your own?

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Yeah, I'm thinking that I'm gonna
take a ride up to the cabin tomorrow.

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I picked up some Valentine's Day gifts when I
went to the fair with the with the girls last time

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and really excited about giving it
to them. But I'm gonna go up I'll do a

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little fishing, do a little hiking, it's not all the
time that I get you know a little you alone time.

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Hold on a second.

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You mean to tell me you actually go and buy Valentine's
gifts AHEAD of 24 hours before Valentine's Day?

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Not usually. Like a
lot of time? Not usually.

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They saw stuff at the fair.

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My daughter saw this really, really cool
panda hat and she fell in love with it.

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And my wife saw this fleece that she really
likes. I really have trouble finding them gifts

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so whenever they find something that they
really like, you know. I try to get it.

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You're making me gonna
vomit a little. You're so cute.

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You're such a good dad. I hate you.

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It happens.

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Yeah, you're a lot of things but
you're a wonderful family man.

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Yeah, I can bust your chops
all I want. I prefer to hear

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about the wonderful things part, you know.

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Nah, it's true, though
man, I gotta hand it to you,

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you really are a great dad. You
brought up a wonderful daughter.

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And you're a great brother.

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Eh.

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And you're not too shabby as a friend my...

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Thank you sir.

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My comrade over there.

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Look I mean look at he dressed
high-end for your camping.

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I say hey let's go camping, he shows up in
a tuxedo that doesn't happen all the time.

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I wouldn't go camping with anybody else.

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[laughter]

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Normally at night, when he goes
out at night he has a cape and fangs.

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[hearty laughter]

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When you hang upside
down, does that wrinkle?

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[hearty laughter]

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It helps the heart medication work better.

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That's weird. That would be
funny. Dracula on heart medication.

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How does that work?

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[laughter]

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Ah, I want to drink your blood but hold on,

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let me give you a cholesterol
test first. I don't want to drink fatties.

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[laughter]

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Let me change the battery in my pacemaker.

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[laughter]

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Oh my God.

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Yuck it up guys, yuck it up.

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You know we love you pal.

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Of course, you're like our other brother
that we never had from another mother.

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Yes.

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[slapping sound]

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You're not getting bitten up?

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No man, I think it's in your head.

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No man, it's getting
very itchy, very itchy.

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It's February, dude, what
is biting you, snowflakes?

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I don't know. I feel it. I know it.

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You know what it is? I think
you imagine bugs because

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when we go camping
it's usually NOT February

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and we're near something like, you
know, June, July and there are bugs.

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So this is my imagination?

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I didn't say it was your
imagination, you did.

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[slapping sound]

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So are you guys up to making some s'mores?

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I'll eat the ingredients of s'mores. I
always find making s'mores a waste of time.

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Like every individual part
of a s'more is awesome

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but then you've got to put it all together,
stick it on a stick or some sort of,

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you know,

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skewer and then put it over fire. And
then you got to be the expert

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to figure out the absolute
melting point of marshmallow

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before it falls into the stupid fire thing.

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But if you got chocolate and
marshmallows and graham crackers

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I'm all for eating, just having that.

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He's right, that is a lot of
work for a snack. Isn't it?

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And eventually it becomes
like a mission abort

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because there it goes, it's gone.

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And what a waste of good
marshmallow, graham cracker and...

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you alright?

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I'm getting eaten alive
out here, man, come on.

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By what?

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I mean, you guys... this
guy's getting eaten alive.

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You're the buzzkill on s'mores.

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What happened to you guys? I'm
not the buzzkill on s'mores, man.

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It's just that we gotta be like all of a

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sudden I gotta concentrate on the
melting point of marshmallow. Do you

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remember when we went
to that Van Halen concert

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and we tailgated? You
ate like 40 s'mores that day.

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I was drinking.

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Oh gosh, come on, come on! Come on! Gosh!

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Okay, I'm not sleeping next
to him if he's gonna be like this.

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Oh, come on, really?

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No, really.

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He's gonna be like that in
the tent. I'm not going in, look,

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I mean, come on, that's a three person,
four person tent and he's gonna be like

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meh, meh, meh, me, uh.

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You wanna pack up, go
home and watch the game?

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At least I got in a couple
hours with you guys out here.

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It's either that or it's gonna look like we're camping
with someone who's being tased every five seconds. Bzz

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All right, we'll go right
after I finish this beer.

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Alright, bro.

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Why don't you start taking down the tent?

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Uh, how did I get stuck doing it.

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[laughing] I can get
you anything. I love it.

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UGH!

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You guys dragged me home from the COOLEST camping
trip ever to watch the Knights lose again?

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The coolest as in temperature, yeah.

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Coolest as in fun? NOOO!

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And it's not like I
manage the Knights, dude.

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Dude you are such a hick. It's
not manage in basketball, it's coach.

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Okay, whatever, coach-ing.

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The coach didn't take the time outs like
you're supposed to, so you can have time

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to try to catch up in the game. They're never
gonna make the playoffs playing like this.

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We definitely need a new head coach.

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Oh man.

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We need a whole lot of new things.

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What's this world coming to?

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What do you mean?

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I don't know, man, you know,

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I was driving past the
diner the other day and

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you know, what was it, Eleanor
Schmitt and Diana Davis?

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Oh, shit, those two were super hot.

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They sure are.

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Yes, agreed, they're both super hot.

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Anyway, my point is I drove by them and I

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decided to you know honk say, "Hey."

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You know, pretty innocent enough, right?

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Yeah, you would think.

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So I look in the rearview
mirror to check out what their

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reaction was, and I see the two
of them huddled up and giggling,

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like my gesture was meant like
something more nefarious than what it was.

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It's like we never left high school, dude.

242
00:11:52.800 --> 00:11:54.036
I know man.

243
00:11:54.060 --> 00:11:56.376
You know what, it reminds me of that time

244
00:11:56.400 --> 00:11:59.936
when me and Jeff were in a nightclub
in Atlantic City. Ever tell you about that?

245
00:11:59.960 --> 00:12:00.917
No, lay it on me.

246
00:12:00.941 --> 00:12:03.876
So me and Jeff were at this nightclub
in Atlantic City and apparently there's

247
00:12:03.900 --> 00:12:06.936
some sort of, I don't know, comic-con or
something in town when these two guys

248
00:12:06.960 --> 00:12:09.356
from some, I don't know, cult movie walk in

249
00:12:09.380 --> 00:12:10.896
and all these Millennials

250
00:12:10.920 --> 00:12:13.096
are all freaking out and they
want to take photos with them.

251
00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:13.927
So they all break out

252
00:12:13.951 --> 00:12:16.216
their phones and they all go up to
them and "Hey can we have a photo"

253
00:12:16.240 --> 00:12:17.336
and they're all really cool.

254
00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:21.776
The two guys took photos, couldn't be
anymore, you know, generous with their time,

255
00:12:21.800 --> 00:12:23.356
and very polite and took photos.

256
00:12:23.380 --> 00:12:26.240
I think one even recorded a
voicemail for them. Anyway.

257
00:12:26.840 --> 00:12:29.406
So then, I notice that all the kids are

258
00:12:29.430 --> 00:12:32.046
all taking them out and they're going right to
the phones, right in it and they're just not

259
00:12:32.070 --> 00:12:34.476
even looking at each other. There
is like about a hundred of them,

260
00:12:34.500 --> 00:12:35.540
hanging around

261
00:12:35.820 --> 00:12:37.896
and not anybody is interacting, in a club.

262
00:12:37.920 --> 00:12:39.306
I don't know, man, they're all like

263
00:12:39.330 --> 00:12:42.416
hashtag this and retweet that.

264
00:12:42.440 --> 00:12:45.776
It's crazy. Social media,
it's the scourge of the youth.

265
00:12:45.800 --> 00:12:47.160
You got that right.

266
00:12:47.780 --> 00:12:49.340
Hey, you want anything from the fridge?

267
00:12:49.500 --> 00:12:50.636
No, I'm good.

268
00:12:50.660 --> 00:12:51.660
What about you?

269
00:12:51.720 --> 00:12:52.720
I'm good brother.

270
00:12:53.860 --> 00:12:55.540
[tapping on the counter]

271
00:12:58.000 --> 00:13:00.680
HEY, we're all out of beer!

272
00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:04.496
We drank it all at the campground.

273
00:13:04.520 --> 00:13:06.000
Oh man.

274
00:13:06.380 --> 00:13:08.100
I knew we should've went to the Quick Stop.

275
00:13:13.860 --> 00:13:14.860
Hey, man,

276
00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:18.000
why are you so, I don't know, quiet?

277
00:13:21.200 --> 00:13:24.020
Believe it or not, I miss the girls.

278
00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:27.000
You are such a sap.

279
00:13:27.320 --> 00:13:30.136
Did I tell you that Boo is on
National Honor Society again?

280
00:13:30.160 --> 00:13:34.036
Yes, you did. Like, I don't know, 97 times.

281
00:13:34.060 --> 00:13:37.880
I get it, okay? She's a genius.
She's gonna be President.

282
00:13:38.540 --> 00:13:40.200
Screw social media, right?

283
00:13:41.280 --> 00:13:42.280
Yeah.

284
00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:45.119
Are you really going up
to the cabin tomorrow?

285
00:13:45.840 --> 00:13:49.935
You know how many times in February
am I gonna get the chance to take a ride up

286
00:13:49.959 --> 00:13:52.296
to the cabin. Of course, I am, dude.

287
00:13:52.320 --> 00:13:53.916
Why don't you take a ride with me?

288
00:13:53.940 --> 00:13:55.136
No no no, I can't.

289
00:13:55.160 --> 00:13:57.816
I have a trade show I got to
get to in Pittsburgh tomorrow.

290
00:13:57.840 --> 00:13:59.480
Ah bummer.

291
00:14:00.220 --> 00:14:02.620
Screw those hipster
coffee shops, too, right?

292
00:14:03.040 --> 00:14:04.040
Yeah.

293
00:14:05.040 --> 00:14:07.020
What a sad society we live in today, huh?

294
00:14:12.660 --> 00:14:14.620
What is with those hipster beards?

295
00:14:15.500 --> 00:14:17.000
You know, you have a beard.

296
00:14:18.420 --> 00:14:22.020
Craft beers, micro breweries everywhere.

297
00:14:24.300 --> 00:14:26.020
I like craft beer.

298
00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:29.320
I've had it.

299
00:14:32.220 --> 00:14:36.460
[the sound of footsteps]

300
00:14:40.040 --> 00:14:42.040
[bird chirping]

301
00:14:54.620 --> 00:14:55.096
[door closing]

302
00:14:55.120 --> 00:14:56.120
[ambient music begins]

303
00:16:55.180 --> 00:16:59.420
[ballad begins to play: "This
Place Called Home" by Jule Carey]

304
00:18:17.560 --> 00:18:18.820
Damn it.

305
00:18:21.020 --> 00:18:22.740
What now?

306
00:18:28.100 --> 00:18:29.220
How you doing there, sir?

307
00:18:29.420 --> 00:18:30.736
Hey, what's going on officer?

308
00:18:30.760 --> 00:18:32.476
The road's washed out down there.

309
00:18:32.500 --> 00:18:35.716
Oh, damn it. Do you have any
idea when it's gonna reopen?

310
00:18:35.740 --> 00:18:37.676
They say it's gonna be about a week.

311
00:18:37.700 --> 00:18:39.076
A week? Ugh.

312
00:18:39.100 --> 00:18:41.016
Well, I'm trying to get up to Lumberton.

313
00:18:41.040 --> 00:18:44.276
Do you have any idea how I can
get there if I can't take this road?

314
00:18:44.300 --> 00:18:47.576
Alright, so what you want to do is turn
your car around go to Mountain Road.

315
00:18:47.600 --> 00:18:50.476
Mountain Road? Isn't that
like 50 miles out of the way?

316
00:18:50.500 --> 00:18:52.216
57 actually.

317
00:18:52.240 --> 00:18:54.576
Oh great. I'm running low on gas already.

318
00:18:54.600 --> 00:18:56.436
What're you going up
there to do some fishing?

319
00:18:56.460 --> 00:18:58.686
No, I have a little cabin
up there on the lake and I

320
00:18:58.710 --> 00:19:01.376
got my hiking boots on so I'm
thinking I'm just gonna take a nice hike.

321
00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:02.916
Alright sir, you be safe.

322
00:19:02.940 --> 00:19:04.060
Thank you, officer.

323
00:19:05.540 --> 00:19:07.140
[ambient music begins]

324
00:19:26.920 --> 00:19:31.420
Oh, come on. No no no no no.
You can't run out of gas out here.

325
00:19:32.340 --> 00:19:40.340
Come on. Oh. Geez. Oh.

326
00:19:43.840 --> 00:19:46.160
Not in the middle of nowhere.

327
00:19:47.740 --> 00:19:48.740
Oh.

328
00:19:55.920 --> 00:19:57.860
Aaaahhhh. Oh

329
00:20:01.220 --> 00:20:02.600
Why me?

330
00:20:31.460 --> 00:20:32.460
No signal.

331
00:20:40.740 --> 00:20:42.680
It is dark out here.

332
00:20:44.640 --> 00:20:46.240
Should I start walking?

333
00:20:48.460 --> 00:20:50.420
Nah, I'll sleep in the car.

334
00:20:51.560 --> 00:20:53.440
Hopefully somebody will come by...

335
00:20:55.120 --> 00:20:57.160
after midnight...

336
00:21:01.260 --> 00:21:03.080
Getting chilly.

337
00:21:27.200 --> 00:21:31.140
Come on, Jeff, you know Mountain
Road doesn't have any signal.

338
00:21:35.340 --> 00:21:37.540
Should I put my hazards on?

339
00:21:38.820 --> 00:21:41.320
No, that'll only kill the battery.

340
00:21:43.840 --> 00:21:46.900
Nobody's gonna pass on
this road past midnight anyway.

341
00:21:51.620 --> 00:21:54.220
Driving all day, I should just go to sleep.

342
00:21:57.200 --> 00:22:01.120
[yawns]

343
00:22:01.940 --> 00:22:06.700
I'll start hoofing it in the
morning. It's getting chilly.

344
00:22:10.720 --> 00:22:12.520
I'll put this light out.

345
00:22:24.020 --> 00:22:25.540
[ambient music plays]

346
00:22:49.080 --> 00:22:50.640
What the fuck?

347
00:22:51.420 --> 00:22:57.300
[sounds of wind, snow and
ice pellets. dramatic music plays]

348
00:23:00.380 --> 00:23:01.640
It snowed??

349
00:23:03.220 --> 00:23:04.240
It was like,

350
00:23:05.260 --> 00:23:07.120
sixty degrees yesterday.

351
00:23:09.400 --> 00:23:10.520
Oh, fuck.

352
00:23:16.180 --> 00:23:17.580
God is it cold.

353
00:23:20.120 --> 00:23:22.096
What do I have in the trunk?

354
00:23:22.120 --> 00:23:23.736
[foreboding music begins]

355
00:23:23.760 --> 00:23:27.040
Oh, yeah. I think I have a jacket

356
00:23:28.460 --> 00:23:29.540
from when I went to

357
00:23:30.880 --> 00:23:32.016
Hershey that time.

358
00:23:32.040 --> 00:23:33.440
I think I have a jacket.

359
00:23:34.660 --> 00:23:35.960
I gotta check.

360
00:23:37.120 --> 00:23:39.600
There's gotta be four
feet of snow out there

361
00:23:40.200 --> 00:23:42.100
and it's still coming down.

362
00:23:43.160 --> 00:23:46.160
Oh, got myself into a good one this time.

363
00:23:50.040 --> 00:23:58.040
[fierce wind blowing and whistling.
Foreboding music plays louder]

364
00:24:09.020 --> 00:24:12.640
[groans of exertion]

365
00:24:29.520 --> 00:24:37.520
Thank goodness. Thank goodness I have a coat.
Thank goodness I have a coat. I have a coat.

366
00:24:53.960 --> 00:24:54.960
[zipper zipping]

367
00:24:55.920 --> 00:24:57.880
What else do I have?

368
00:25:01.300 --> 00:25:05.376
I have gloves. I have
gloves. I have gloves.

369
00:25:05.400 --> 00:25:09.900
Thank goodness I have gloves. Gloves.

370
00:25:19.700 --> 00:25:23.600
Oh and a blanket. A blanket. A blanket.

371
00:25:35.680 --> 00:25:36.680
What's this?

372
00:25:42.440 --> 00:25:43.440
A pillow.

373
00:25:50.860 --> 00:25:51.860
[trunk closing]

374
00:26:01.560 --> 00:26:02.560
[door closing]

375
00:26:02.960 --> 00:26:05.260
Woah. Woah.

376
00:26:14.360 --> 00:26:15.740
What the hell?

377
00:26:17.340 --> 00:26:25.060
It went from, it went
from 60 to a blizzard!

378
00:26:27.320 --> 00:26:28.540
There's gotta be...

379
00:26:29.020 --> 00:26:31.140
there's gotta be three feet out there.

380
00:26:32.040 --> 00:26:33.080
Whoa!

381
00:26:35.600 --> 00:26:37.280
Oh, that's brutal!

382
00:26:45.900 --> 00:26:47.920
Thank God I packed some granola.

383
00:27:21.860 --> 00:27:26.100
All this snow reminds me of Christmas time.

384
00:27:40.160 --> 00:27:47.060
God rest ye merry gentlemen,
let nothing you dismay.

385
00:27:48.380 --> 00:27:51.896
Remember Christ our Savior

386
00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:55.600
was born on Christmas Day

387
00:27:56.120 --> 00:28:04.120
to save us all from Satan's
power when we had gone astray.

388
00:28:06.040 --> 00:28:14.040
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort
and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy.

389
00:28:23.060 --> 00:28:24.780
I think I'm starting to lose my mind.

390
00:28:26.660 --> 00:28:30.100
Well, I'll never give Bing Crosby
a run for his money, that's for sure.

391
00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:36.300
I really would like to see my
family again for Christmas.

392
00:28:40.260 --> 00:28:42.020
I gotta get out of here.

393
00:28:45.400 --> 00:28:48.440
[wind, snow and ice.
Foreboding music plays]

394
00:28:54.540 --> 00:28:55.660
[howling wind]

395
00:32:36.280 --> 00:32:37.836
I gotta get back to the car.

396
00:32:37.860 --> 00:32:39.860
[menacing music plays]

397
00:33:17.760 --> 00:33:20.260
I'm not a praying man or a religious man

398
00:33:24.660 --> 00:33:28.260
but... I'm at my wit's end.

399
00:33:34.260 --> 00:33:35.440
Show me the way.

400
00:33:38.120 --> 00:33:39.920
Show me the way to get out of here.

401
00:33:43.300 --> 00:33:46.200
I gotta get home to my family.

402
00:33:50.560 --> 00:33:51.560
It's so cold.

403
00:33:54.940 --> 00:33:56.660
I just wanna get home.

404
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:10.820
I gotta get home.

405
00:34:14.820 --> 00:34:20.620
Oh. Okay. I'm starving

406
00:34:21.460 --> 00:34:25.780
and I think hypothermia
is starting to set in

407
00:34:29.200 --> 00:34:30.820
but it's almost nightfall

408
00:34:33.460 --> 00:34:34.560
and I will,

409
00:34:35.680 --> 00:34:40.160
I will, I will leave first
thing tomorrow morning

410
00:34:41.240 --> 00:34:42.420
and try to get

411
00:34:43.300 --> 00:34:44.780
try to get to Lumberton.

412
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:50.200
It's only, it's only 22
miles away, I think.

413
00:34:51.580 --> 00:34:53.320
Only 22 miles away.

414
00:35:03.680 --> 00:35:06.320
[wind blowing. ambient music playing]

415
00:35:21.240 --> 00:35:23.380
Getting a little peckish.

416
00:35:34.800 --> 00:35:40.780
Prime rib, mashed potatoes, gravy

417
00:35:42.520 --> 00:35:44.020
No, it's granola.

418
00:36:01.480 --> 00:36:02.860
I'm so hungry.

419
00:36:11.460 --> 00:36:12.820
Shut up stomach!

420
00:36:44.560 --> 00:36:47.060
Ah, my aunt Ida's rice pudding.

421
00:36:49.380 --> 00:36:52.560
Best rice pudding in
the whole damn country.

422
00:36:53.380 --> 00:36:55.420
Mmm, I love rice pudding.

423
00:36:58.780 --> 00:37:00.900
This rice pudding really
tastes like granola, though.

424
00:37:19.220 --> 00:37:21.536
God's gonna have answered my prayers

425
00:37:21.560 --> 00:37:24.396
and I'm going to turn the key

426
00:37:24.420 --> 00:37:26.500
and the car's gonna start.

427
00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:40.976
Uh...

428
00:37:41.000 --> 00:37:44.360
I guess He's not.

429
00:37:52.740 --> 00:37:56.500
[rock music starts playing
"Dear Diane" by Jule Carey]

430
00:38:07.940 --> 00:38:09.360
[laughing]

431
00:38:14.040 --> 00:38:17.600
I'll be listening to this song
on the lake this summer

432
00:38:18.780 --> 00:38:21.440
with my beautiful wife
and my beautiful daughter

433
00:38:23.020 --> 00:38:27.700
having cookies and eating sandwiches.

434
00:38:37.780 --> 00:38:39.780
Please battery don't die.

435
00:38:41.100 --> 00:38:42.500
I think I'm okay with,

436
00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:45.480
with just

437
00:38:46.700 --> 00:38:51.080
the interior light on and the radio.

438
00:38:54.780 --> 00:38:55.960
I can't imagine

439
00:38:57.300 --> 00:38:59.060
that it's going to die so quickly.

440
00:39:00.540 --> 00:39:03.520
Woo! It's cold.

441
00:39:09.080 --> 00:39:10.420
I like this song.

442
00:39:33.880 --> 00:39:35.340
Play it boy, play it!

443
00:39:45.040 --> 00:39:46.480
[dreamy music plays]

444
00:40:05.820 --> 00:40:08.596
Hey, Jess, you see anything
cool up in those clouds?

445
00:40:08.620 --> 00:40:09.940
Not really.

446
00:40:10.980 --> 00:40:13.180
I think I kind of see a
teddy bear over there.

447
00:40:16.720 --> 00:40:18.760
You know, the day you were born,

448
00:40:20.300 --> 00:40:21.580
it was an amazing day.

449
00:40:22.700 --> 00:40:26.440
Mommy and I had tickets to
go see a concert that night.

450
00:40:27.860 --> 00:40:32.380
But she woke up that morning
and she was not feeling well at all.

451
00:40:32.900 --> 00:40:34.736
She was all swollen.

452
00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:35.896
Her wrists,

453
00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:39.960
her ankles, they were all like
twice the size what they usually are.

454
00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:42.620
And her blood pressure
was through the roof.

455
00:40:43.740 --> 00:40:47.116
So with Mommy being pregnant
with you and all, we kind of got nervous

456
00:40:47.140 --> 00:40:49.520
and I took her over to
a doctor in Middletown.

457
00:40:50.220 --> 00:40:55.160
When we got to the doctor, the
doctor said Mommy was in big trouble

458
00:40:56.200 --> 00:41:01.396
and they rushed Mommy by ambulance
all the way upstate to a hospital up there

459
00:41:01.420 --> 00:41:05.180
that was much more equipped to deal
with you know what she was dealing with.

460
00:41:06.780 --> 00:41:10.120
And boy, everybody was in a panic.

461
00:41:10.980 --> 00:41:13.760
Grandma and Grandpa rushed up there.

462
00:41:14.680 --> 00:41:16.820
Uncle Tom rushed up there.

463
00:41:17.860 --> 00:41:19.660
Even Steve rushed up there.

464
00:41:21.180 --> 00:41:23.820
Everybody was so, so worried about you.

465
00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:29.136
We were standing outside mommy's
room while the doctors were looking at her

466
00:41:29.160 --> 00:41:31.080
and a nurse rushed out to me

467
00:41:31.820 --> 00:41:38.056
and handed me like a
surgical garb, like a gown

468
00:41:38.080 --> 00:41:41.600
and dragged me to the
sink to scrub my hands.

469
00:41:42.540 --> 00:41:47.620
And the next thing you know, I was in the operating
room. I felt like a doctor. It was amazing.

470
00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:52.856
And I was holding Mommy's hands

471
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:55.600
and I remember just like yesterday,

472
00:41:56.120 --> 00:42:00.000
everybody was in a complete and total panic

473
00:42:00.900 --> 00:42:02.940
but I had a total sense of calm.

474
00:42:04.060 --> 00:42:08.660
I kind of knew everything was gonna,
everything was going to work out alright.

475
00:42:11.980 --> 00:42:15.900
And now we're sitting
up here the lake house

476
00:42:16.820 --> 00:42:19.080
and I grow more proud of you each day.

477
00:42:19.500 --> 00:42:22.420
Beautiful, smart young
lady you're turning into.

478
00:42:23.720 --> 00:42:25.080
You know Jess,

479
00:42:26.180 --> 00:42:27.800
I love you very much.

480
00:42:28.240 --> 00:42:30.060
Then why are you leaving me Dad?

481
00:42:31.460 --> 00:42:32.460
What??

482
00:42:48.440 --> 00:42:50.460
Thank you for the sun.

483
00:43:50.720 --> 00:43:52.340
If I cut through the woods,

484
00:43:55.920 --> 00:44:03.920
possibly 17 is cleared. 17's
a, 17's a pretty major road.

485
00:44:08.720 --> 00:44:13.820
And if I cut through the
woods, it's only about 12 miles.

486
00:44:15.060 --> 00:44:16.100
Seventeen,

487
00:44:18.220 --> 00:44:19.740
that's what I'm gonna do.

488
00:44:21.060 --> 00:44:23.020
I'm gonna cut right through the woods.

489
00:44:33.000 --> 00:44:35.000
It's time to get out of here.

490
00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:51.080
[soft somber music begins]

491
00:49:33.000 --> 00:49:34.320
[ambient music plays]

492
00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:09.040
Is this thing on?

493
00:51:13.440 --> 00:51:16.280
I wanted to show you something really cool.

494
00:51:17.740 --> 00:51:24.356
I climbed a little bit more than half
way up this hill in this little valley.

495
00:51:24.380 --> 00:51:32.380
I found this fireplace. It looks like
it's got to be from the early 1800s.

496
00:51:33.220 --> 00:51:36.300
Take a look take a
look how cool this is Boo.

497
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:53.940
This is a mantle.

498
00:51:58.680 --> 00:52:01.400
I gotta put my gloves back on
but I wanted to show you this.

499
00:52:03.280 --> 00:52:05.000
How cool is this thing, Boo?

500
00:52:13.680 --> 00:52:19.960
It's gotta be, it's gotta
be 200 years old, easy.

501
00:52:26.260 --> 00:52:29.040
OK, let me bundle back up.

502
00:52:40.520 --> 00:52:46.456
I've been hoofing it now for a bit

503
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:51.820
and I hope that very shortly I will

504
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:57.696
come across something I recognize or a road

505
00:52:57.720 --> 00:53:00.660
or even a house anything

506
00:53:01.460 --> 00:53:04.600
would be awesome, but

507
00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:10.960
it's been an interesting journey.

508
00:53:13.040 --> 00:53:14.220
I wanted to tell you

509
00:53:15.440 --> 00:53:23.440
a little story about something I
saw a little bit down the road but

510
00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:30.200
[screams] WOAH!

511
00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:41.616
[breathing heavy]

512
00:53:41.640 --> 00:53:43.640
[foreboding music plays]

513
00:53:59.980 --> 00:54:04.580
My knee. My knee. My knee.

514
00:54:04.940 --> 00:54:09.880
Oh my knee! Oh my knee! Oh my knee!

515
00:54:15.480 --> 00:54:16.480
Oh, God.

516
00:54:49.020 --> 00:54:50.220
Body check!

517
00:54:57.980 --> 00:55:01.380
Everything seems to be here. Woo.

518
00:55:09.160 --> 00:55:11.620
Next time, hide their
presents in the attic.

519
00:55:31.740 --> 00:55:32.920
Thank God I found you.

520
00:55:33.980 --> 00:55:35.020
Thank God I found you.

521
00:55:50.360 --> 00:55:52.060
I took a little tumble,

522
00:55:54.340 --> 00:55:55.340
[blows on phone]

523
00:55:55.840 --> 00:55:56.900
down a hill.

524
00:55:58.800 --> 00:55:59.800
[breathing heavy]

525
00:56:00.480 --> 00:56:01.840
My knee's killing me,

526
00:56:04.420 --> 00:56:05.560
but I think I'll be okay.

527
00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:07.880
Let me put this thing off.

528
00:56:27.000 --> 00:56:28.400
[wind blowing]

529
00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:53.760
Hey, guys.

530
00:56:56.020 --> 00:57:00.420
I thought after a day of hoofing it,

531
00:57:01.740 --> 00:57:05.900
I would have found 17 or

532
00:57:07.420 --> 00:57:09.240
a country road or something,

533
00:57:10.580 --> 00:57:12.700
but no I haven't found anything.

534
00:57:13.860 --> 00:57:16.700
I don't know if I got
myself lost or something but

535
00:57:19.100 --> 00:57:21.360
I'm very, very, very tired

536
00:57:22.560 --> 00:57:23.560
and I'm

537
00:57:25.980 --> 00:57:28.300
I'm gonna doze off here for the night

538
00:57:29.440 --> 00:57:32.280
and start, start up again in the
morning.

539
00:57:37.740 --> 00:57:40.880
I don't know, maybe I
should've stayed in the car

540
00:57:42.020 --> 00:57:43.020
but

541
00:57:47.200 --> 00:57:49.360
four feet of snow on Mountain Road

542
00:57:50.180 --> 00:57:54.260
I just thought it would be days and
days and days before somebody came by,

543
00:57:54.520 --> 00:58:00.280
somebody came by or plowed
that road but now I don't know if I

544
00:58:01.320 --> 00:58:02.720
if I should have

545
00:58:04.880 --> 00:58:06.920
if I should have stayed in the car.

546
00:58:10.220 --> 00:58:11.720
It stopped snowing

547
00:58:14.880 --> 00:58:16.900
but it is crazy cold.

548
00:58:21.900 --> 00:58:22.900
I tried using

549
00:58:23.580 --> 00:58:25.120
the phone all day

550
00:58:26.720 --> 00:58:28.960
but I've sadly had no signal.

551
00:58:32.360 --> 00:58:33.440
I'm sure, Boo,

552
00:58:33.820 --> 00:58:36.400
you and I'll be sitting
back watching this video

553
00:58:37.200 --> 00:58:39.140
and you'll be calling me all kinds of

554
00:58:40.220 --> 00:58:41.380
dopey names

555
00:58:42.500 --> 00:58:44.720
telling me how I did things wrong

556
00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:47.280
but

557
00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:51.500
nobody's perfect.

558
00:58:54.620 --> 00:58:56.700
Just need somebody to talk to.

559
00:58:58.320 --> 00:58:59.560
Getting starving,

560
00:59:01.180 --> 00:59:02.180
and

561
00:59:03.600 --> 00:59:04.600
snow

562
00:59:06.140 --> 00:59:07.800
doesn't taste all that good

563
00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:10.040
but at least I'm not thirsty.

564
00:59:14.800 --> 00:59:16.260
I love you two.

565
00:59:17.760 --> 00:59:19.280
I hope that I'll be home soon.

566
00:59:43.860 --> 00:59:45.960
Well, at least I made it to the state park

567
00:59:53.180 --> 00:59:54.180
if I'm not lost.

568
01:00:28.500 --> 01:00:36.500
[faintly singing "Take
Me Out to the Ballgame"]

569
01:00:51.640 --> 01:00:53.000
[ambient music playing]

570
01:02:02.000 --> 01:02:10.000
[sound of the waterfall]

571
01:03:51.900 --> 01:03:54.060
Only I could find a building

572
01:03:55.860 --> 01:03:56.940
in the middle of the woods

573
01:03:58.900 --> 01:04:00.180
that has no roof.

574
01:04:06.040 --> 01:04:07.480
What the hell is this thing?

575
01:04:11.800 --> 01:04:13.180
I need to rest.

576
01:04:21.640 --> 01:04:23.580
Why am I talking to myself?

577
01:04:27.900 --> 01:04:29.980
Because there's no one else here, jackass.

578
01:05:04.860 --> 01:05:05.860
Hey guys,

579
01:05:12.380 --> 01:05:19.380
I've been, I've been walking
now for two days straight

580
01:05:22.720 --> 01:05:28.300
and I have every intention
of getting home to you two.

581
01:05:33.300 --> 01:05:35.180
And I love you both very much.

582
01:05:39.980 --> 01:05:44.220
I've been trying the whole way

583
01:05:45.280 --> 01:05:47.440
ever since I got stuck on Mountain Road

584
01:05:49.020 --> 01:05:54.560
to use this phone to get
signal, to call you or call for help

585
01:05:55.900 --> 01:05:57.360
but there's no signal up here.

586
01:06:02.400 --> 01:06:06.220
When we went to the
Lumberton Fair this summer,

587
01:06:08.600 --> 01:06:09.940
Boo, do remember that that

588
01:06:10.740 --> 01:06:12.460
panda hat that you fell in love with?

589
01:06:15.100 --> 01:06:19.260
Well, when you and mommy
went and got those gravy fries,

590
01:06:20.060 --> 01:06:24.820
I said I was going out to the john
to use the, use the port-o-potty.

591
01:06:25.740 --> 01:06:30.280
I went to that vendor and I
bought you that panda hat.

592
01:06:31.820 --> 01:06:34.200
And, honey,

593
01:06:35.160 --> 01:06:37.036
remember that fleece that you saw?

594
01:06:37.060 --> 01:06:40.040
I snuck away I bought that for you, too

595
01:06:41.240 --> 01:06:44.660
and I hid it up at the lake house.

596
01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:49.660
And I was gonna give
these things to you guys

597
01:06:50.460 --> 01:06:51.460
for Valentine's Day

598
01:06:54.440 --> 01:06:55.440
so

599
01:06:58.880 --> 01:07:01.060
I was heading up to the
lake house to pick them up

600
01:07:02.340 --> 01:07:03.920
to give them to you

601
01:07:04.800 --> 01:07:06.000
when you return.

602
01:07:12.160 --> 01:07:13.660
I love you both very much

603
01:07:18.540 --> 01:07:20.580
and God forbid something
should happen to me

604
01:07:22.420 --> 01:07:24.120
I'm trying real hard to get home to you

605
01:07:25.900 --> 01:07:27.940
but I didn't know there
was going to be a blizzard.

606
01:07:30.380 --> 01:07:32.060
But if I don't get home to you

607
01:07:34.420 --> 01:07:37.240
I love you both very, very, very much.

608
01:07:39.400 --> 01:07:43.260
And Boo, I'm so proud
of everything you've done,

609
01:07:44.440 --> 01:07:46.340
everything you've achieved.

610
01:07:48.000 --> 01:07:53.060
Honey, you've made me the
happiest man, the happiest man alive.

611
01:07:58.800 --> 01:08:03.680
This phone wasn't very
good for making calls

612
01:08:06.860 --> 01:08:09.760
but it's really good for me to
tell you how much I love you.

613
01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:14.600
It's starting to become nightfall.

614
01:08:18.520 --> 01:08:23.080
I found a very small, little building

615
01:08:24.340 --> 01:08:25.340
and I think

616
01:08:26.460 --> 01:08:29.520
I'm gonna sleep right next to
it in case it starts to snow again

617
01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:32.380
I'll have some kind of cover

618
01:08:34.660 --> 01:08:36.660
and I'll start walking
again in the morning.

619
01:08:38.840 --> 01:08:40.260
I'm just so exhausted.

620
01:08:42.720 --> 01:08:44.160
I love you guys.

621
01:08:45.640 --> 01:08:47.516
I hope to see you both soon.

622
01:08:47.540 --> 01:08:49.540
[wind howling]

623
01:09:02.660 --> 01:09:04.060
Hello, it's me again.

624
01:09:07.140 --> 01:09:08.320
It's middle of the night.

625
01:09:09.860 --> 01:09:13.240
I just, I keep hearing something.

626
01:09:17.440 --> 01:09:18.900
What the hell is that?

627
01:09:20.800 --> 01:09:22.060
[horrific growling noise]

628
01:09:22.540 --> 01:09:27.300
[running footsteps in the snow]

629
01:09:32.020 --> 01:09:37.340
[slightly slower footsteps in the snow]

630
01:10:18.620 --> 01:10:21.040
I need to find my way home today.

631
01:10:28.940 --> 01:10:30.380
I can do this.

632
01:11:12.340 --> 01:11:13.700
[foreboding music]

633
01:11:19.960 --> 01:11:20.960
Oh, God.

634
01:13:04.460 --> 01:13:05.460
Dad [echoing]

635
01:13:07.820 --> 01:13:08.820
Daddy [echoing]

636
01:13:13.040 --> 01:13:14.860
I love you, Daddy. [echoing]

637
01:13:17.560 --> 01:13:18.760
I love you, too.

638
01:13:21.400 --> 01:13:22.560
You got this. [echoing]

639
01:13:23.280 --> 01:13:24.280
[whispers] OK

640
01:15:06.060 --> 01:15:07.820
[emotional music begins]

641
01:15:59.000 --> 01:16:00.920
[emotional music intensifies]

642
01:16:24.000 --> 01:16:25.620
[faint engine sound in the distance]

643
01:16:39.800 --> 01:16:41.120
[music plays: Vivaldi's "Winter"]

644
01:17:32.140 --> 01:17:33.660
Thank you!

645
01:17:58.800 --> 01:18:00.920
[music plays: Tchaikovsky's
"Swan Lake (Swan Theme)"]