WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:01.721 --> 00:01:04.322 Mayor McHenry currently faces 12 counts 4 00:01:04.423 --> 00:01:07.192 of corruption for his alleged embezzlement of county funds 5 00:01:07.660 --> 00:01:10.797 and could face a maximum of 12 years in state prison. 6 00:01:11.296 --> 00:01:13.231 I guess now we know who to blame for all those 7 00:01:13.331 --> 00:01:15.935 unfilled potholes around town. 8 00:01:16.035 --> 00:01:18.705 Well, maybe they'll fill up with snowflakes tonight, right, Stan? 9 00:01:18.805 --> 00:01:21.206 That's right, Todd. 10 00:01:21.306 --> 00:01:23.475 An Alberta clipper system, a fast moving area 11 00:01:23.575 --> 00:01:26.311 of low pressure is dragging a cold front our way, 12 00:01:26.411 --> 00:01:28.480 it's drawing moisture up from the south. 13 00:01:28.580 --> 00:01:30.650 We're expecting between three and six inches 14 00:01:30.750 --> 00:01:32.819 worth of heavy, wet snow 15 00:01:32.919 --> 00:01:34.987 by the time you wake up for Christmas morning. 16 00:01:40.392 --> 00:01:43.295 Christmas is... a happy time. 17 00:01:45.297 --> 00:01:47.800 Yep, a real happy time. 18 00:01:49.635 --> 00:01:51.436 I'm just saying, Christmas ain't like it is 19 00:01:51.536 --> 00:01:53.371 in those feel good movies. 20 00:01:53.472 --> 00:01:55.307 Sometimes it could be like, like... 21 00:01:55.407 --> 00:01:57.275 Ho, ho, ho. 22 00:01:57.375 --> 00:01:58.745 Like a cosmic kick in the dick. 23 00:02:00.913 --> 00:02:02.949 When I was 11, the local county judge 24 00:02:03.049 --> 00:02:04.416 had a pretty shitty Christmas. 25 00:02:05.685 --> 00:02:07.619 It was all over the news. 26 00:02:07.720 --> 00:02:09.789 The judge comes home late on Christmas Eve 27 00:02:09.889 --> 00:02:12.759 and there was a hit man waiting for him in the kitchen. 28 00:02:15.527 --> 00:02:18.430 Could have been worse, I mean, he lived. 29 00:02:18.965 --> 00:02:21.466 That kind of stuff happens all the time in East Jesus, Ohio. 30 00:02:21.734 --> 00:02:24.302 We're just a scoot south of bumblefuck Michigan 31 00:02:24.402 --> 00:02:25.872 on the border of Pensyltucky. 32 00:02:25.972 --> 00:02:28.507 Right square in a county called trouble. 33 00:02:29.075 --> 00:02:32.044 Some pretty messed up shit goes on here, 34 00:02:32.879 --> 00:02:35.547 on a daily, like, for reals. 35 00:03:06.411 --> 00:03:07.512 For real? 36 00:03:15.420 --> 00:03:16.388 Sorry. 37 00:04:01.100 --> 00:04:02.500 That'll be all? 38 00:04:09.842 --> 00:04:11.010 It'll be $10.99. 39 00:04:25.490 --> 00:04:26.659 Would you like a bag with that? 40 00:04:30.096 --> 00:04:31.097 Do you have a bathroom? 41 00:04:50.850 --> 00:04:51.884 Dear God... 42 00:04:52.818 --> 00:04:55.888 I know I don't pray much ever, at all, 43 00:04:55.988 --> 00:04:58.190 but if you really do exist, 44 00:04:58.991 --> 00:05:02.427 if you really are this all powerful, 45 00:05:02.527 --> 00:05:04.163 all knowing being, 46 00:05:04.263 --> 00:05:07.800 then please, just this once... 47 00:05:08.734 --> 00:05:09.735 help me. 48 00:05:09.835 --> 00:05:11.070 Please, please, 49 00:05:11.170 --> 00:05:13.538 please, please, please, please. 50 00:05:19.544 --> 00:05:21.513 Please, please... 51 00:05:21.613 --> 00:05:23.649 please. 52 00:05:34.093 --> 00:05:35.828 Oh. 53 00:06:05.324 --> 00:06:07.793 Sophia! 54 00:06:08.728 --> 00:06:13.065 Me-a Sophia, you stole my heart 55 00:06:13.165 --> 00:06:16.635 and then I sharded. 56 00:06:16.736 --> 00:06:18.671 - Sophia! - Oh, my God. 57 00:06:19.105 --> 00:06:20.006 What's you doing? 58 00:06:20.873 --> 00:06:22.574 Walking, what does it look like? 59 00:06:22.808 --> 00:06:24.243 It looks like you could use a lift. 60 00:06:24.343 --> 00:06:25.644 You could use a car. 61 00:06:26.045 --> 00:06:28.247 Well, I got my driver's permit last week 62 00:06:28.347 --> 00:06:29.882 and I've been delivering papers, so... 63 00:06:30.750 --> 00:06:32.885 my uncle's Sunfire will be mine in no time. 64 00:06:32.985 --> 00:06:34.153 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 65 00:06:35.121 --> 00:06:38.791 By then I bet you could use a ride but I might be too busy. 66 00:06:38.891 --> 00:06:40.826 I thought you were in love with me? 67 00:06:40.926 --> 00:06:42.594 Now you're going to be too busy. 68 00:06:42.695 --> 00:06:45.297 I was in love in you, that was last year. 69 00:06:45.398 --> 00:06:47.933 Plus, I heard you're with Trey Davis now. 70 00:06:48.034 --> 00:06:49.969 We broke up. Kind of. 71 00:06:50.936 --> 00:06:53.239 - I figured. - What's that suppose to mean? 72 00:06:53.739 --> 00:06:57.109 Well, when I was coming here, I passed Madison Fatchek's house 73 00:06:57.209 --> 00:06:59.912 and as soon as her dad leaves, I see him walk in. 74 00:07:00.346 --> 00:07:01.781 Fatchick, Fatchek? 75 00:07:01.881 --> 00:07:03.215 She's not so fat anymore. 76 00:07:04.016 --> 00:07:06.218 I heard she got her stomach stapled. 77 00:07:07.153 --> 00:07:09.288 Jimmy Stam says that she's anorexic. 78 00:07:09.388 --> 00:07:10.990 She's probably bulimic. 79 00:07:11.090 --> 00:07:13.893 Those titties, still fat though. 80 00:07:16.929 --> 00:07:18.631 You're so gross! 81 00:07:18.731 --> 00:07:19.965 Just saying. 82 00:07:20.066 --> 00:07:21.566 Isn't her dad a cop? 83 00:07:21.667 --> 00:07:24.203 He's a detective and Jimmy Stam 84 00:07:24.303 --> 00:07:26.806 told me that she helps her cousin sell weed 85 00:07:26.906 --> 00:07:28.274 and he doesn't detect shit. 86 00:07:28.741 --> 00:07:30.209 That must be where Trey's been getting faded. 87 00:07:32.144 --> 00:07:33.312 He's probably getting more than just weed. 88 00:07:35.347 --> 00:07:37.149 - Stop. - What? 89 00:07:37.683 --> 00:07:38.583 Your shoe's untied. 90 00:07:39.418 --> 00:07:41.287 The stupid thing keeps coming undone. 91 00:07:44.857 --> 00:07:45.991 You should double knot it. 92 00:07:46.092 --> 00:07:47.093 You should hold on. 93 00:08:01.307 --> 00:08:05.044 ♪ It was the night before Christmas Day ♪ 94 00:08:05.744 --> 00:08:09.882 ♪ And all the elves was busy loading up the sleigh ♪ 95 00:08:09.982 --> 00:08:13.352 ♪ Jolly Santa was like getting his kicks ♪ 96 00:08:14.253 --> 00:08:17.823 ♪ And some old reindeer was out learning new tricks ♪ 97 00:08:18.224 --> 00:08:21.694 ♪ But one of the elves said "Man, we got to go ♪ 98 00:08:22.728 --> 00:08:26.632 ♪ We're way behind and it's beginning to snow" ♪ 99 00:08:27.032 --> 00:08:30.836 ♪ Just in Rudolph with the bloody nose ♪ 100 00:08:31.170 --> 00:08:35.141 ♪ Arrives Santa with his sleigh and whiskey on his clothes ♪ 101 00:08:35.241 --> 00:08:39.211 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 102 00:08:40.713 --> 00:08:43.215 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 103 00:08:44.416 --> 00:08:48.154 ♪ As jolly jingle bells was ringing ♪ 104 00:08:48.254 --> 00:08:52.224 ♪ All them little children they was singing ♪ 105 00:08:57.329 --> 00:09:00.099 - Hi, Sophia. - Hi, Sophia. 106 00:09:09.041 --> 00:09:11.744 So when does your stepdad go to work? 107 00:09:12.077 --> 00:09:13.879 - He got fired. - Again? 108 00:09:13.979 --> 00:09:15.214 I know. Right? 109 00:09:18.450 --> 00:09:19.685 What are you doing tonight? 110 00:09:20.853 --> 00:09:23.055 - I don't know. - My parents are going to the casino 111 00:09:23.155 --> 00:09:24.757 and I know where they keep their booze 112 00:09:24.857 --> 00:09:27.426 if you want to go back to my place and Netflix and chill. 113 00:09:28.027 --> 00:09:30.462 - I can't. - Yeah, right, whatever. 114 00:09:31.463 --> 00:09:32.331 Noah. 115 00:09:33.399 --> 00:09:34.266 Noah! 116 00:09:40.973 --> 00:09:42.274 Why don't you cook dinner for once? 117 00:09:42.374 --> 00:09:43.442 Because I don't want to. 118 00:09:43.542 --> 00:09:45.077 Why don't you get off my nutsack? 119 00:09:45.177 --> 00:09:46.412 You are such a prick. 120 00:09:47.647 --> 00:09:49.782 - You want me to turn off the power again? - Woman, please. 121 00:09:49.882 --> 00:09:51.984 How many times we have to go through this, Rayjon? 122 00:09:52.084 --> 00:09:55.387 We need to save money, get that through your freaking skull. 123 00:09:55.487 --> 00:09:57.790 Yeah, and how much that outfit cost at Penny's yesterday? 124 00:09:57.890 --> 00:09:59.358 - I got that for work. - Sure you did. 125 00:09:59.458 --> 00:10:01.260 You really think it cost more than those golf clubs 126 00:10:01.360 --> 00:10:02.728 you got out in the garage? 127 00:10:03.395 --> 00:10:04.997 Again with the golf clubs. 128 00:10:05.097 --> 00:10:07.299 What'd you think, you were Tiger Woods or something? 129 00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:09.735 You're going to sell those things tomorrow, you hear me? 130 00:10:09.835 --> 00:10:10.736 No, I ain't. 131 00:10:10.836 --> 00:10:12.171 If you don't then I will. 132 00:10:12.271 --> 00:10:14.006 Go to work, Theresa. 133 00:10:14.106 --> 00:10:16.275 At least I got a job, you freaking deadbeat. 134 00:10:18.544 --> 00:10:20.379 What did you say? 135 00:10:23.249 --> 00:10:26.151 Eat... a... dick. 136 00:10:28.153 --> 00:10:29.255 That's got a good beat to it, right? 137 00:10:29.355 --> 00:10:31.423 Real mature, say it a little louder 138 00:10:31.523 --> 00:10:32.358 so the kids can hear you. 139 00:10:34.593 --> 00:10:37.963 Eat a dick, eat a dick, take a big old bite, 140 00:10:38.063 --> 00:10:39.164 or a little lick. 141 00:10:39.431 --> 00:10:41.133 I should record that right there. 142 00:10:49.408 --> 00:10:50.943 We've all had a shitty Christmas 143 00:10:51.043 --> 00:10:53.078 at one time or another, right? 144 00:11:01.086 --> 00:11:03.422 Like, when I was four years old 145 00:11:04.023 --> 00:11:07.793 my dumbass daddy robbed a Quick Mart twice. 146 00:11:08.894 --> 00:11:11.797 Ask my mom about that Christmas, and all she'll say 147 00:11:11.897 --> 00:11:14.566 is, "He didn't get me nothing that year." 148 00:11:14.668 --> 00:11:16.468 Why are you bitching at me? 149 00:11:16.568 --> 00:11:19.471 Because you didn't get me nothing for Christmas this year, 150 00:11:19.571 --> 00:11:21.006 you cheap son of a bitch. 151 00:11:21.540 --> 00:11:25.544 - Wait, what time is it? - It's 11:53. 152 00:11:25.645 --> 00:11:28.347 Well, it ain't Christmas morning yet. 153 00:11:30.449 --> 00:11:32.017 Where you going? 154 00:11:32.117 --> 00:11:33.819 The night is young, Theresa. 155 00:11:33.919 --> 00:11:35.321 The night is not young, 156 00:11:35.421 --> 00:11:37.056 it's Christmas freaking Eve. 157 00:11:37.156 --> 00:11:40.092 You can't get nothing now, every where's closed. 158 00:11:40.592 --> 00:11:42.361 We'll see about that. 159 00:11:50.302 --> 00:11:54.306 - Nefantarter, holy shit, is that you? - Yeah. 160 00:11:54.406 --> 00:11:57.209 You look good, man, like you've been lifting. 161 00:11:57.309 --> 00:11:59.078 Yeah, yeah, I'm good. 162 00:11:59.178 --> 00:12:02.348 You need anything, man, I got ups and downs, 163 00:12:02.448 --> 00:12:05.984 - and loopty-loos. - No, thanks, man. 164 00:12:06.085 --> 00:12:08.120 I told you I'm good. 165 00:12:08.220 --> 00:12:11.190 Been clean for two years. You ain't noticed? 166 00:12:11.290 --> 00:12:15.127 Two... two years, it's been that long, holy shit, man, 167 00:12:15.227 --> 00:12:20.165 I remember when you were everyday, twice a day. 168 00:12:20.265 --> 00:12:22.067 Yeah, not anymore. 169 00:12:22.501 --> 00:12:25.504 Hey, hey, didn't you go to jail or some shit 170 00:12:25.604 --> 00:12:27.106 for leaving your kid in the car 171 00:12:27.206 --> 00:12:30.042 while you were getting a handy at the Rub & Tug? 172 00:12:31.343 --> 00:12:33.879 Yeah, I was all doped out 173 00:12:33.979 --> 00:12:35.881 on that crystal blue shit back then. 174 00:12:36.448 --> 00:12:39.418 Oh, yeah, crystal blue. 175 00:12:39.518 --> 00:12:42.020 I got that crystal blue shit, man. 176 00:12:44.056 --> 00:12:45.290 Not anymore. 177 00:12:56.034 --> 00:13:00.439 I know what you like, mama, you like that white chocolate. 178 00:13:05.010 --> 00:13:08.280 - $1.87. - $1.87? 179 00:13:08.380 --> 00:13:12.084 - Yes. - Uh, that's a bit steep, ain't it? 180 00:13:12.184 --> 00:13:16.188 - Tax. - Yeah, yeah, tax my ass. 181 00:13:16.723 --> 00:13:19.391 Shit, I forgot my wallet. 182 00:13:21.994 --> 00:13:24.430 I'll tell you what, you pay me. 183 00:13:25.297 --> 00:13:27.634 - What? - You pay me. 184 00:13:28.267 --> 00:13:29.935 Come on, open the register. 185 00:13:33.439 --> 00:13:36.275 Open the register. 186 00:13:39.211 --> 00:13:42.581 Next time you should, uh, catch it with your hands, not your face. 187 00:13:44.016 --> 00:13:45.951 Come on, come on, underneath too. 188 00:13:46.653 --> 00:13:49.955 Holy Christmas tits! 189 00:13:50.055 --> 00:13:51.290 Is this for me? 190 00:13:51.390 --> 00:13:53.325 Be a good little elf 191 00:13:53.425 --> 00:13:55.127 and put it all in Santa's sack. 192 00:13:56.094 --> 00:13:57.129 Uh-uh. 193 00:13:59.331 --> 00:14:03.001 Hey, uh, sorry about your eye. 194 00:14:15.481 --> 00:14:17.015 My daddy took all that money, 195 00:14:17.616 --> 00:14:19.117 and put it straight in his arm. 196 00:14:20.385 --> 00:14:22.387 Oh, shit. 197 00:14:33.766 --> 00:14:36.502 Ah. I forgot the goddamn candy. 198 00:14:41.774 --> 00:14:43.575 And I tell him, don't you ever come back here, 199 00:14:43.676 --> 00:14:46.044 or I'll kick your shitty little ass, punk. 200 00:14:50.817 --> 00:14:54.353 I forgot my candy bar, but since I'm here, 201 00:14:54.453 --> 00:14:58.524 why don't you do me a favor and give me your wallet? 202 00:14:58.624 --> 00:15:01.426 Please, sir, you've already robbed us once. 203 00:15:01.861 --> 00:15:05.330 No, I already robbed him. 204 00:15:10.235 --> 00:15:11.738 Damn. 205 00:15:12.337 --> 00:15:14.273 I'm sorry, none of you guys can catch, 206 00:15:14.373 --> 00:15:16.441 that's too bad. 207 00:15:18.878 --> 00:15:22.447 Merry Christmas, fellas. 208 00:15:43.670 --> 00:15:47.139 Oh, oh, there it is, oh, oh. 209 00:15:54.681 --> 00:15:56.849 You cheap son of a bitch. 210 00:15:56.950 --> 00:15:57.817 Theresa. 211 00:15:58.685 --> 00:15:59.418 You didn't get me nothing 212 00:15:59.986 --> 00:16:00.653 for Christmas this year. 213 00:16:01.353 --> 00:16:02.120 Uh, that's not true. 214 00:16:03.522 --> 00:16:06.291 I, I got you your favorite candy bar. 215 00:16:08.628 --> 00:16:10.730 Eat it, Daddy. 216 00:16:25.678 --> 00:16:26.679 I want candy. 217 00:16:31.216 --> 00:16:32.819 Oh. Oh! 218 00:16:32.919 --> 00:16:35.554 - What kind are you going to get? - Peanut butter. 219 00:16:36.388 --> 00:16:37.489 I'm going to get caramel. 220 00:16:37.589 --> 00:16:39.458 You should try the white chocolate. 221 00:16:39.558 --> 00:16:42.327 Mm. It's delicious. 222 00:16:50.670 --> 00:16:52.672 My mom still pretends he OD'd, 223 00:16:53.372 --> 00:16:55.574 but I'm too old for Santa Clause and fairytales. 224 00:16:56.241 --> 00:16:57.677 ♪ I got big rocks in my pocket ♪ 225 00:16:57.777 --> 00:16:59.344 ♪ And I love girls to stop it ♪ 226 00:16:59.444 --> 00:17:00.813 ♪ Anybody want that smoke ♪ 227 00:17:00.913 --> 00:17:02.547 ♪ Then I'll show my pocket rockets ♪ 228 00:17:02.649 --> 00:17:03.750 ♪ Hit the road ♪ 229 00:17:09.621 --> 00:17:11.924 All you all fools going to get wasted when I get all this shit. 230 00:17:12.624 --> 00:17:14.727 He sounds like a nuub. 231 00:17:14.827 --> 00:17:15.762 What'd you say? 232 00:17:16.228 --> 00:17:18.463 Yeah, total nuub. 233 00:17:18.931 --> 00:17:21.299 Oh, who you calling nuub? 234 00:17:21.400 --> 00:17:23.235 I'll smoke all you all fools. 235 00:17:23.636 --> 00:17:25.570 Okay, nuub, whatever you say. 236 00:17:28.473 --> 00:17:29.776 Oh, he's dead, get him, get him. 237 00:17:29.876 --> 00:17:30.810 Man, shut up. 238 00:17:32.511 --> 00:17:35.180 - He sucks. - You all think you all are bad? 239 00:17:35.280 --> 00:17:36.916 I ought to kick both of your asses when I see you all. 240 00:17:37.016 --> 00:17:38.316 You best believe that. 241 00:17:39.351 --> 00:17:39.819 Come on, boys, let's go to the mall. 242 00:17:40.753 --> 00:17:42.421 Who wants to see Santa? 243 00:17:44.623 --> 00:17:47.592 Yay! 244 00:17:55.968 --> 00:17:57.970 What? 245 00:17:58.071 --> 00:18:00.372 - Sophia. - Go away! 246 00:18:01.306 --> 00:18:02.842 Is everything all right, sweetie? 247 00:18:05.277 --> 00:18:06.946 You have to work on Christmas Eve? 248 00:18:07.046 --> 00:18:09.614 Yeah, we're doing inventory today. 249 00:18:10.016 --> 00:18:11.818 I could use the extra hours. 250 00:18:12.551 --> 00:18:14.252 I'll be home by 11, don't worry. 251 00:18:15.287 --> 00:18:17.824 Just makes sure dickhead downstairs cooks something for dinner. 252 00:18:19.591 --> 00:18:20.927 - Did you hear me? - Yes! 253 00:18:22.527 --> 00:18:24.229 You don't mind if I borrow these, do you? 254 00:18:24.864 --> 00:18:26.331 I'll give them back, I swear. 255 00:18:28.567 --> 00:18:30.602 What's the matter, is it Trey? 256 00:18:31.603 --> 00:18:32.471 What did he do now? 257 00:18:32.571 --> 00:18:34.006 Mind your own business. 258 00:18:34.741 --> 00:18:36.642 I was a teenager once too, you know? 259 00:18:37.609 --> 00:18:38.644 Until I got pregnant. 260 00:18:39.411 --> 00:18:40.913 Anyways, been there done that. 261 00:18:41.480 --> 00:18:42.547 I'm always here if you need to talk. 262 00:18:43.716 --> 00:18:46.318 - Mom. - Oh, no, I can't right now, honey, I got to go. 263 00:18:47.352 --> 00:18:49.454 Do me a favor though, stop by and see your grandparents today. 264 00:18:49.756 --> 00:18:52.457 - Do I have to? - Yes, you have to. 265 00:18:52.959 --> 00:18:55.494 - Why? - Because they're old, 266 00:18:55.594 --> 00:18:57.295 and they live, like, five blocks away 267 00:18:57.395 --> 00:18:58.664 and they're probably going to die soon. 268 00:18:59.766 --> 00:19:01.667 - And because I said so. - Whatever! 269 00:19:01.768 --> 00:19:03.268 You don't think Grandma could use the extra help. 270 00:19:03.736 --> 00:19:05.037 Malecia was supposed to come over. 271 00:19:05.638 --> 00:19:07.907 So go later, they'd love to see you. 272 00:19:08.007 --> 00:19:10.009 Fine, I'll go but it's total bullshit. 273 00:19:10.109 --> 00:19:13.445 - Sophia Hendrix, so help me, God. - That is not my name. 274 00:19:13.545 --> 00:19:15.982 Girl, sometimes I swear you act like a spoiled little twat. 275 00:19:16.682 --> 00:19:18.350 If you want to keep your daddy's last name 276 00:19:18.450 --> 00:19:20.820 and be known as the daughter as an OD'd smack addict, 277 00:19:20.920 --> 00:19:23.388 go ahead but don't come crying to me again 278 00:19:23.488 --> 00:19:24.791 when they start bullying you in school. 279 00:19:26.125 --> 00:19:27.794 Great, now I'm really going to be late. 280 00:19:28.393 --> 00:19:29.327 Can I use this? 281 00:19:31.731 --> 00:19:32.665 I love you, sweetie. 282 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:50.650 Hey, I remember you, you live on Easy Street, right? 283 00:19:51.651 --> 00:19:53.085 Your mama like jewelry? 284 00:19:53.186 --> 00:19:54.854 She got any diamonds? 285 00:19:55.453 --> 00:19:58.024 Hey, where the hoe, hoe, hoes at? 286 00:19:58.124 --> 00:20:00.458 How about I take you home with me tonight? 287 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:02.094 Could be my elf on the shelf. 288 00:20:02.895 --> 00:20:03.930 No, thanks. 289 00:20:04.462 --> 00:20:05.932 You ain't even my type. 290 00:20:15.975 --> 00:20:17.710 Okay, everybody, let's take a little break. 291 00:20:20.746 --> 00:20:23.049 I'm sorry, folks, I just need a word with old St. Nick. 292 00:20:23.983 --> 00:20:25.350 We'll be open in ten minutes. 293 00:20:26.518 --> 00:20:28.486 It's bad enough you show up three sheets to the wind. 294 00:20:28.587 --> 00:20:31.590 You smell like you parked your sleigh up Rudolph's rotten asshole, 295 00:20:31.691 --> 00:20:34.961 and you definitely can't smoke the wacky tobacy here, 296 00:20:35.995 --> 00:20:37.063 not in my mall. 297 00:20:41.067 --> 00:20:42.467 You got something to say to me? 298 00:20:44.971 --> 00:20:46.973 You son of a bitch, you're fired! 299 00:20:49.141 --> 00:20:52.712 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell best stay out my way ♪ 300 00:20:52.812 --> 00:20:54.947 ♪ And if you don't I take your phone ♪ 301 00:20:55.047 --> 00:20:57.116 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey! ♪ 302 00:20:57.216 --> 00:21:00.518 ♪ Jingle bells go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 303 00:21:01.053 --> 00:21:04.690 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 304 00:21:05.091 --> 00:21:08.928 ♪ Stumbling through snow on a street this Christmas Day ♪ 305 00:21:09.028 --> 00:21:10.930 ♪ What time's the pawn shop close ♪ 306 00:21:11.030 --> 00:21:12.865 ♪ Pulled up, I'm on my way ♪ 307 00:21:12.965 --> 00:21:16.534 ♪ Got a 40 in my hand throwing shit up in my sack ♪ 308 00:21:17.069 --> 00:21:21.040 ♪ Hope I don't get caught again or jail I'm going back ♪ 309 00:21:21.140 --> 00:21:24.810 ♪ I see you when you sleep I see when you're awake ♪ 310 00:21:24.911 --> 00:21:28.814 ♪ But if you try and stop me you'll make a big mistake ♪ 311 00:21:28.915 --> 00:21:30.983 ♪ Down your chimney I will slide ♪ 312 00:21:31.083 --> 00:21:33.019 ♪ On a cold and snowy night ♪ 313 00:21:33.119 --> 00:21:36.822 ♪ Taking all your gifts and, bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 314 00:21:36.923 --> 00:21:38.691 ♪ I'm out of sight ♪ 315 00:21:38.791 --> 00:21:42.895 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 316 00:21:42.995 --> 00:21:45.597 ♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 317 00:21:45.698 --> 00:21:47.199 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 318 00:21:47.300 --> 00:21:51.003 ♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight I'm out of sight ♪ 319 00:21:51.103 --> 00:21:53.105 ♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 320 00:22:03.916 --> 00:22:06.152 Damn, boy you going to do me like that. 321 00:22:08.921 --> 00:22:10.622 Hi, Mr. Hendricks, is Sophia home? 322 00:22:13.225 --> 00:22:14.160 Yeah, she upstairs. 323 00:22:15.861 --> 00:22:17.029 Hi, Malecia. 324 00:22:19.597 --> 00:22:23.069 Oh, what now, sucker? 325 00:22:23.169 --> 00:22:24.637 Wait, that's not fair. 326 00:22:24.737 --> 00:22:26.072 Who is it? 327 00:22:26.172 --> 00:22:27.673 It's me, open up. 328 00:22:32.544 --> 00:22:34.612 Thank you so much for coming over. 329 00:22:34.714 --> 00:22:36.481 Anything for my BFF. 330 00:22:43.823 --> 00:22:46.624 Oh, God, your stepbrother is such a freak. 331 00:22:47.193 --> 00:22:48.560 Why, what'd he do now? 332 00:22:48.995 --> 00:22:51.063 Notta, boy's just whack. 333 00:22:52.231 --> 00:22:55.267 You have no idea, he sits down there playing games 334 00:22:55.368 --> 00:22:58.570 all day because he has, like, zero friends. 335 00:22:58.671 --> 00:23:00.139 What about the little boy from down the street, 336 00:23:00.239 --> 00:23:02.008 uh... Franki, what's his face? 337 00:23:02.108 --> 00:23:03.642 Oh, RJ kicked the crap out of him, 338 00:23:03.743 --> 00:23:05.878 so now Mrs. Baylaw won't let him come over anymore. 339 00:23:05.978 --> 00:23:07.279 The boy's, like, ten years old. 340 00:23:07.380 --> 00:23:09.148 - Yep. - With asthma. 341 00:23:09.915 --> 00:23:12.151 RJ gets picked on by all the kids in his own grade, 342 00:23:12.251 --> 00:23:15.287 so he pays that forward by bullying anyone weaker than him. 343 00:23:15.388 --> 00:23:16.922 Freakshow. 344 00:23:17.256 --> 00:23:20.159 In other news, so what's up with Sophia? 345 00:23:21.227 --> 00:23:22.828 I'm pregnant. 346 00:23:23.062 --> 00:23:24.764 Shut up, are you serious? 347 00:23:25.597 --> 00:23:28.200 Oh, that's wild, do you know who's it is? 348 00:23:28.300 --> 00:23:31.170 Of course I know who's it is, it's Trey's! 349 00:23:31.771 --> 00:23:33.538 - Oh. - What? 350 00:23:34.073 --> 00:23:36.208 - Nothing. - No, tell me, what? 351 00:23:36.308 --> 00:23:39.544 It's like I heard he was with Fatchick now. 352 00:23:39.645 --> 00:23:41.579 No, he just gets weed off of her. 353 00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:42.782 That's not what I heard. 354 00:23:42.882 --> 00:23:44.850 Can we focus on the problem here? 355 00:23:44.950 --> 00:23:47.552 - What's that? - The baby, Malecia, the baby! 356 00:23:47.653 --> 00:23:49.955 - Oh, gee, relax. - Relax? 357 00:23:50.056 --> 00:23:53.826 I cannot relax. My mom is going to kill me. 358 00:23:53.926 --> 00:23:55.795 My whole life is over! 359 00:23:55.895 --> 00:23:57.663 I'm going to have to drop out of school. 360 00:23:57.763 --> 00:24:01.100 I'm going to have to get, like, a job for diapers. 361 00:24:01.200 --> 00:24:03.302 No, you won't, that's what welfare's for. 362 00:24:03.836 --> 00:24:04.904 What? 363 00:24:05.004 --> 00:24:07.673 I'm going to get so fat! 364 00:24:07.773 --> 00:24:09.341 Well, look at the bright side, 365 00:24:09.442 --> 00:24:11.343 if Trey's into Madison Fatchek, 366 00:24:11.944 --> 00:24:14.280 maybe he likes a little extra cushion for the pushing. 367 00:24:14.380 --> 00:24:16.282 Ow, sorry. 368 00:24:17.850 --> 00:24:19.118 He's not with Fatchek. 369 00:24:20.386 --> 00:24:23.122 Besides, heard she lost, like, a lot of weight or something. 370 00:24:23.222 --> 00:24:24.990 Oh, I have an idea. 371 00:24:26.258 --> 00:24:28.360 - Well, spit it out. - Girl, that's what you should have done. 372 00:24:29.695 --> 00:24:31.596 Ow, sorry. 373 00:24:33.032 --> 00:24:35.901 You could get an abortion. 374 00:24:37.069 --> 00:24:39.071 You mean, like, kill it? 375 00:24:39.171 --> 00:24:41.340 You can't kill something that's not been born yet, can you? 376 00:24:42.308 --> 00:24:46.045 I mean, I guess not. Is that even legal? 377 00:24:46.145 --> 00:24:48.881 Of course it's legal, it's been legal since, like, the '80's. 378 00:24:49.248 --> 00:24:51.317 Haven't you ever heard of a woman's right to choose? 379 00:24:52.184 --> 00:24:54.019 I thought it was choosing the name or something. 380 00:24:54.120 --> 00:24:57.123 No, dummy, that means you can choose 381 00:24:57.223 --> 00:24:59.959 to keep it or... 382 00:25:01.794 --> 00:25:03.963 - So my mom would never know? - Nope. 383 00:25:04.063 --> 00:25:05.297 Nobody ever has to know. 384 00:25:05.998 --> 00:25:07.633 Here, let's search it. 385 00:25:09.301 --> 00:25:13.772 Ohio abortions... got it. 386 00:25:14.206 --> 00:25:16.075 Well, what's it say? 387 00:25:17.343 --> 00:25:18.244 Uh... 388 00:25:21.947 --> 00:25:25.784 A parent must consent before a minor gets an abortion. 389 00:25:26.785 --> 00:25:28.387 My life is so over. 390 00:25:30.222 --> 00:25:31.757 Want to go get pizza? 391 00:25:32.424 --> 00:25:34.226 Go grab me another six pack out the fridge. 392 00:25:37.997 --> 00:25:40.266 - Can I get one? - Yeah, no. 393 00:25:48.040 --> 00:25:49.808 - Where you all going? - Out. 394 00:25:49.909 --> 00:25:50.910 You got to babysit the boys next door. 395 00:25:51.010 --> 00:25:53.412 - Uh, no one told me that. - Yeah, the neighbor lady 396 00:25:53.512 --> 00:25:55.080 came over this morning, asked if you could watch them 397 00:25:55.181 --> 00:25:57.116 while she do some last minute Christmas shopping. 398 00:25:57.216 --> 00:25:59.251 - So I told her, all right. - Well, I can't. 399 00:25:59.351 --> 00:26:01.754 Your mom going to be heated when she find out. 400 00:26:01.854 --> 00:26:04.990 - You know we need that scrilla. - Sorry, not sorry. 401 00:26:07.760 --> 00:26:08.761 Malecia! 402 00:26:09.962 --> 00:26:10.963 I can babysit. 403 00:26:11.430 --> 00:26:13.265 You? 404 00:26:22.341 --> 00:26:24.777 - So when did it happen? - What? 405 00:26:26.378 --> 00:26:28.047 Oh, oh! 406 00:26:28.147 --> 00:26:30.816 - Oh, yeah. - On Thanksgiving. 407 00:26:30.916 --> 00:26:33.152 Get out, he stuffed you up on turkey day? 408 00:26:35.888 --> 00:26:37.423 Was it at his house or yours? 409 00:26:37.523 --> 00:26:40.125 He actually got in a huge fight with his parents that night, 410 00:26:40.793 --> 00:26:44.129 had nowhere to go to eat so I invited him over to join us. 411 00:26:44.230 --> 00:26:45.798 Oh, you're too sweet. 412 00:26:46.198 --> 00:26:47.466 It actually happened in his car. 413 00:26:50.302 --> 00:26:53.005 Next thing I knew we were just doing it. 414 00:26:53.839 --> 00:26:55.007 How'd you get pregnant? 415 00:26:55.107 --> 00:26:56.342 Uh, last time I checked 416 00:26:56.442 --> 00:26:58.344 there's only one way to get pregnant. 417 00:26:58.444 --> 00:27:01.013 - Didn't he use a condom? - Yeah, at first. 418 00:27:01.380 --> 00:27:02.481 Then it kept getting... 419 00:27:05.150 --> 00:27:07.052 - soft. - The condom? 420 00:27:07.152 --> 00:27:08.187 No, him! 421 00:27:08.287 --> 00:27:09.388 So he had to take it off. 422 00:27:10.155 --> 00:27:11.323 Oh. 423 00:27:22.067 --> 00:27:24.370 - Sophia! - Oh, no. 424 00:27:26.205 --> 00:27:30.209 I waited for my period, it just never came. 425 00:27:33.912 --> 00:27:35.814 - No way! - What! 426 00:27:36.081 --> 00:27:39.018 It's my mom, she says someone broke into the house. 427 00:27:39.118 --> 00:27:41.487 - Really? - Sorry, bae, got to go. 428 00:27:46.225 --> 00:27:49.395 Stay strong, girl, you'll figure it out. Hundo p. 429 00:27:52.364 --> 00:27:54.867 Oh, hell no, they took our presents. 430 00:28:09.315 --> 00:28:14.253 Sophia, won't you ride with me-a? 431 00:28:14.353 --> 00:28:15.521 Are you stalking me? 432 00:28:16.188 --> 00:28:17.456 You wish I was stalking you. 433 00:28:17.556 --> 00:28:19.124 So you're not stalking me? 434 00:28:19.224 --> 00:28:20.959 No, I'm, uh, I'm on my way to Walmart. 435 00:28:21.060 --> 00:28:22.328 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 436 00:28:22.428 --> 00:28:24.997 - Walmart's that way. - Oh, I mean, uh, 437 00:28:25.097 --> 00:28:26.265 I mean, I'm coming back from Walmart. 438 00:28:26.365 --> 00:28:28.067 Oh. What'd you get? 439 00:28:28.167 --> 00:28:32.037 I, uh, I shoplifted this gum, you want a piece? 440 00:28:32.471 --> 00:28:34.406 - You stole this? - Maybe, 441 00:28:34.506 --> 00:28:36.342 would that turn you on? 442 00:28:37.176 --> 00:28:38.610 I mean, that's why you're with Trey, right, 443 00:28:38.712 --> 00:28:39.945 you like criminals. 444 00:28:40.312 --> 00:28:41.180 No. 445 00:28:42.181 --> 00:28:44.049 Huh. I just figured it probably made you wet 446 00:28:44.149 --> 00:28:45.250 every time he talks about juvie. 447 00:28:45.351 --> 00:28:47.186 Ew. 448 00:28:49.054 --> 00:28:51.323 He's 18 now, so no more juvie. 449 00:28:51.423 --> 00:28:53.158 You know that's so statutory right? 450 00:28:53.258 --> 00:28:54.893 - Shut up! - I'm just saying. 451 00:28:58.130 --> 00:29:00.532 - So why him? - Why not? 452 00:29:01.133 --> 00:29:02.368 Because he's a complete tool. 453 00:29:02.468 --> 00:29:04.570 - You're a tool! - Good one. 454 00:29:05.471 --> 00:29:06.972 Why do you think he's a tool? 455 00:29:07.506 --> 00:29:08.907 Where do I even start? 456 00:29:10.008 --> 00:29:12.544 Jimmy Stam told me his real name is Edward Davis III. 457 00:29:12.645 --> 00:29:14.647 He just calls himself Trey to sound black. 458 00:29:15.247 --> 00:29:18.517 He acts like he's all hood and gangster, he's country as shit. 459 00:29:18.617 --> 00:29:21.620 His dad's the fishing warden, real hood. 460 00:29:23.255 --> 00:29:25.290 And plus isn't he supposed to be a senior? 461 00:29:25.391 --> 00:29:27.226 He's failed three years in a row. 462 00:29:28.327 --> 00:29:31.430 He's a liar, he's an asshole and he's a scumbag. 463 00:29:31.964 --> 00:29:33.532 I bet he's cheating on you right now. 464 00:29:34.299 --> 00:29:36.435 People like him need to be put in their place. 465 00:29:38.237 --> 00:29:41.073 Okay, psycho, let's go. 466 00:29:41.173 --> 00:29:43.342 - Where are we going? - Madison Fatchek's house. 467 00:29:43.442 --> 00:29:46.378 - Okey dokey, pretty lady. - You're such a dork. 468 00:30:14.473 --> 00:30:16.108 Oh, look at these losers. 469 00:30:16.208 --> 00:30:18.177 Isn't that Trey's little slut? 470 00:30:18.678 --> 00:30:20.579 Hey, watch this. 471 00:30:27.252 --> 00:30:28.153 Fags! 472 00:30:32.558 --> 00:30:33.959 Assholes. 473 00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:36.195 I think those were Trey's friends. 474 00:30:46.405 --> 00:30:48.507 - That's his whip, right? - Yeah. 475 00:30:49.408 --> 00:30:50.643 He probably stole it. 476 00:31:14.500 --> 00:31:15.702 I told you so. 477 00:31:15.802 --> 00:31:17.069 He's just smoking some weed, 478 00:31:17.169 --> 00:31:18.270 it isn't even that big of a deal. 479 00:31:41.794 --> 00:31:43.028 Oh, snap! 480 00:31:43.630 --> 00:31:45.030 - Busted. - Oh. 481 00:31:46.532 --> 00:31:47.634 Seriously? 482 00:31:50.737 --> 00:31:52.170 Let's go! 483 00:31:57.175 --> 00:31:59.478 Sophia, it's not what it looks like! 484 00:31:59.578 --> 00:32:00.813 You lied to me! 485 00:32:00.914 --> 00:32:03.081 I'm sorry, shawty, my head's all messed up, 486 00:32:03.181 --> 00:32:04.416 I don't even know what's going on. 487 00:32:04.516 --> 00:32:05.617 Let that bitch go, Trey. 488 00:32:05.718 --> 00:32:07.553 Who you calling a bitch, skank? 489 00:32:07.654 --> 00:32:09.756 Tell her you're with a real woman now. 490 00:32:09.856 --> 00:32:11.156 Shut up, skank. 491 00:32:12.157 --> 00:32:13.258 Sophia. 492 00:32:13.693 --> 00:32:16.061 Okay, hoe, you gots to go. 493 00:32:16.161 --> 00:32:18.430 I'm about to pop you like a cherry on prom night. 494 00:32:24.202 --> 00:32:25.203 Whoa! 495 00:32:31.711 --> 00:32:34.313 Damn! 496 00:32:34.413 --> 00:32:36.849 Oh. 497 00:32:38.317 --> 00:32:40.853 - Are you getting that? - Yep. 498 00:32:42.287 --> 00:32:43.155 Oh, man. 499 00:32:58.503 --> 00:33:00.472 - All right. - Hell yeah! 500 00:33:09.247 --> 00:33:10.783 Are you going to help me up or what? 501 00:33:12.484 --> 00:33:13.686 Hey, give me my shirt back. 502 00:33:16.956 --> 00:33:18.323 Sophia, wait! 503 00:33:22.829 --> 00:33:24.396 What are you looking at? 504 00:33:24.496 --> 00:33:27.867 This one's going on YouTube! 505 00:33:52.324 --> 00:33:54.593 - You okay? - No. 506 00:33:55.327 --> 00:33:57.462 Well, look, my offer still stands, 507 00:33:57.562 --> 00:33:59.598 nothing's better for a heartache than a horror movie, 508 00:33:59.699 --> 00:34:02.200 a bottle of 151 and some Sprite to chase it down. 509 00:34:02.802 --> 00:34:05.437 There's actually this flick called, Silent Night, Deadly Night 510 00:34:05.537 --> 00:34:07.239 - about a deranged... - I can't. 511 00:34:07.774 --> 00:34:09.207 Well, if Santa's not your thing, 512 00:34:09.307 --> 00:34:10.810 there's always Killer Klowns from Outer Space. 513 00:34:10.910 --> 00:34:12.611 No, I can't come over. 514 00:34:13.980 --> 00:34:15.648 Don't tell me it's because of Trey, 515 00:34:15.748 --> 00:34:17.850 he's cheating on you, you saw it with your own eyes. 516 00:34:18.785 --> 00:34:20.753 There's two types of men in this world, 517 00:34:20.853 --> 00:34:22.287 and he's neither of them. 518 00:34:23.723 --> 00:34:28.293 You're smart, you're fun, you're beautiful, you're perfect. 519 00:34:29.729 --> 00:34:30.663 Stop. 520 00:34:31.898 --> 00:34:32.765 What? 521 00:34:33.933 --> 00:34:34.934 I'm... 522 00:34:35.902 --> 00:34:37.637 Let me guess, you're still in love with him? 523 00:34:38.336 --> 00:34:39.438 I give up. 524 00:34:39.906 --> 00:34:41.206 Noah. 525 00:34:42.842 --> 00:34:44.409 I'm pregnant! 526 00:34:45.645 --> 00:34:46.846 With his? 527 00:34:49.816 --> 00:34:51.651 I guess I was wrong about you, Sophia, 528 00:34:51.751 --> 00:34:53.351 you're not as smart as I thought. 529 00:34:54.519 --> 00:34:55.387 Good luck. 530 00:34:56.189 --> 00:34:57.757 - What? - You're going to need it. 531 00:35:02.995 --> 00:35:04.897 He spit on us! 532 00:35:24.951 --> 00:35:26.251 What's wrong with you? 533 00:35:43.568 --> 00:35:45.403 Hey. 534 00:35:46.873 --> 00:35:48.340 You all right? 535 00:35:49.108 --> 00:35:51.476 You need to talk? 536 00:35:51.978 --> 00:35:53.478 Is this about that white boy 537 00:35:53.578 --> 00:35:55.047 that thinks of himself as a brother? 538 00:35:55.882 --> 00:35:57.616 You just let me know, 539 00:35:57.717 --> 00:36:00.418 I've been waiting months to slap the black out of his mouth. 540 00:36:01.654 --> 00:36:04.523 Or if it's a womanly issue, 541 00:36:05.057 --> 00:36:07.026 your mom won't be back for awhile, 542 00:36:07.126 --> 00:36:08.795 but you can always go to your Grandma's. 543 00:36:09.528 --> 00:36:12.531 - Just go away! - Okay. 544 00:36:12.632 --> 00:36:15.001 I'm just trying to help, God. 545 00:36:22.108 --> 00:36:24.309 How long you going to be in there? 546 00:36:25.577 --> 00:36:27.512 I got to take a shit! 547 00:37:05.584 --> 00:37:07.619 - Get off my porch. - Grandpa. 548 00:37:08.020 --> 00:37:11.123 - I will shoot. - Grandpa, it's me, Sophia. 549 00:37:11.657 --> 00:37:13.693 - Who? - Your granddaughter! 550 00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:16.762 Oh, yeah. 551 00:37:16.863 --> 00:37:19.765 - Come on in, sweetie pie. - Okay. 552 00:37:43.923 --> 00:37:46.458 Go on, take a seat, sit down. 553 00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:49.461 What happened to your eye? 554 00:37:52.564 --> 00:37:55.400 - What's that? - Your eye, what happened? 555 00:37:55.735 --> 00:37:58.436 That ain't nothing, I'm fine. 556 00:38:12.517 --> 00:38:14.486 I'm sorry, where are my manners, 557 00:38:14.586 --> 00:38:17.622 would you like something to drink some milk or pop? 558 00:38:17.924 --> 00:38:19.025 No, thanks. 559 00:38:19.659 --> 00:38:21.861 - You want to cookie? - No, I'm good. 560 00:38:21.961 --> 00:38:23.029 Well, suit yourself. 561 00:38:27.233 --> 00:38:28.134 Where's Grandma at? 562 00:38:50.156 --> 00:38:51.791 We just don't want any trouble here, ma'am. 563 00:39:03.769 --> 00:39:06.172 - You worthless piece of garbage! - Hey! 564 00:39:06.272 --> 00:39:09.709 - Ow! - Settle down. 565 00:39:11.210 --> 00:39:14.180 Okay, that was against the law. 566 00:39:22.755 --> 00:39:24.790 Oh, who gives a shit. 567 00:39:24.890 --> 00:39:26.624 I was just hoping to talk to her. 568 00:39:27.026 --> 00:39:29.494 Why, you have a bad day at school? 569 00:39:29.962 --> 00:39:32.231 Oh, there's no school today, it's Christmas Eve. 570 00:39:32.898 --> 00:39:34.033 Oh, yeah. 571 00:39:35.234 --> 00:39:37.569 I knew that. 572 00:39:38.871 --> 00:39:40.572 Can I ask you a question, Grandpa? 573 00:39:41.774 --> 00:39:43.242 Shoot, kiddo. 574 00:39:43.943 --> 00:39:46.078 Why did you and Grandma stop after Mom came along? 575 00:39:46.912 --> 00:39:49.048 Like, why didn't you guys have any more kids? 576 00:39:56.088 --> 00:39:58.090 - We did. - What? 577 00:39:59.591 --> 00:40:00.659 Your mama... 578 00:40:02.328 --> 00:40:04.296 she was actually our second child. 579 00:40:05.798 --> 00:40:08.768 She's got an older sister out there somewhere. 580 00:40:09.735 --> 00:40:10.736 What? 581 00:40:13.939 --> 00:40:14.974 You know what, 582 00:40:15.975 --> 00:40:18.144 your grandma would fry my balls for breakfast 583 00:40:18.244 --> 00:40:21.947 if she knew I was going to tell you this, but guess what, kiddy... 584 00:40:23.382 --> 00:40:25.651 want you get to my age you start passing secrets 585 00:40:25.751 --> 00:40:27.619 like you pass gas. 586 00:40:27.720 --> 00:40:29.155 Oh, Grandpa. 587 00:40:30.890 --> 00:40:32.825 It's milk. 588 00:40:33.625 --> 00:40:34.827 So what happened to her? 589 00:40:37.029 --> 00:40:39.331 - Who's that? - Mom's sister. 590 00:40:44.103 --> 00:40:45.971 You know that story about how 591 00:40:46.072 --> 00:40:47.940 me and your Grandma met, don't you? 592 00:40:48.040 --> 00:40:50.109 Yeah, at a Cleveland Indians game, right? 593 00:40:50.209 --> 00:40:53.813 We didn't meet at no Indians game, 594 00:40:53.913 --> 00:40:55.981 that was just a, just a bunch of hog wash 595 00:40:56.082 --> 00:40:57.615 your grandma told everyone. 596 00:40:58.350 --> 00:41:01.053 Christ, we, we met at a church. 597 00:41:01.153 --> 00:41:03.022 You and Grandma went to church? 598 00:41:03.122 --> 00:41:06.225 Hell yes, we went in to church. 599 00:41:08.327 --> 00:41:11.931 That was damn near 50 years ago. 600 00:41:17.670 --> 00:41:21.073 You see your grandma was real religious back then. 601 00:41:22.374 --> 00:41:25.010 I attended on a regular basis, though 602 00:41:25.111 --> 00:41:27.780 I wasn't much for the singing and dancing 603 00:41:28.681 --> 00:41:29.782 till I met her. 604 00:41:30.916 --> 00:41:35.121 From that moment on there was no getting between us. 605 00:41:39.825 --> 00:41:41.026 Good Lord! 606 00:41:41.127 --> 00:41:45.831 Oh, my God, oh, oh, oh, my God, oh, oh, 607 00:41:45.931 --> 00:41:49.168 amen, oh, amen, oh, my God! 608 00:41:50.102 --> 00:41:51.804 Long story short... 609 00:41:53.439 --> 00:41:54.707 I put a bun in her over. 610 00:41:56.041 --> 00:41:59.745 And after a few months, that baby girl was upon us. 611 00:42:02.348 --> 00:42:04.250 So we put her up for adoption. 612 00:42:05.050 --> 00:42:06.051 Why? 613 00:42:06.152 --> 00:42:08.320 Well, I didn't have a job, 614 00:42:08.420 --> 00:42:11.090 we had no way to support her and it's... 615 00:42:13.192 --> 00:42:16.262 sometimes life only gives you one choice in the moment. 616 00:42:18.164 --> 00:42:20.699 I always hoped that she had a good life, 617 00:42:20.799 --> 00:42:22.868 she, she found a good family 618 00:42:22.968 --> 00:42:25.404 that loved her and took care of her. 619 00:42:28.307 --> 00:42:30.976 Anyway, Grandma and me, we moved on. 620 00:42:32.912 --> 00:42:36.015 After a few years, I got a job at the mill. 621 00:42:36.415 --> 00:42:39.885 We built a house and we started trying again. 622 00:42:40.486 --> 00:42:42.254 That's when your mama came along 623 00:42:42.354 --> 00:42:45.824 and believe me, with all the spit and vinegar in her veins, 624 00:42:46.292 --> 00:42:48.861 one was enough. 625 00:42:48.961 --> 00:42:49.795 Wow. 626 00:42:50.396 --> 00:42:51.463 Yeah. 627 00:42:52.698 --> 00:42:56.335 Funny thing is we, we ain't never been back to church since. 628 00:42:57.469 --> 00:43:00.239 So I bought myself a wedding coat 629 00:43:00.339 --> 00:43:02.241 and I met her at the courthouse. 630 00:43:03.876 --> 00:43:06.011 - And that was that. - Yeah. 631 00:43:07.046 --> 00:43:09.481 And that, sweetie pie, was that. 632 00:43:12.051 --> 00:43:15.321 Son of a bitch, what time is it? 633 00:43:15.421 --> 00:43:17.223 Uh, it's a quarter past eight. 634 00:43:17.323 --> 00:43:19.358 Yeah, I forgot to take my cholesterol pills. 635 00:43:23.896 --> 00:43:25.798 Are you sure I can't get you something to eat? 636 00:43:26.198 --> 00:43:29.101 No, thanks, Grandpa, I haven't had much of an appetite today anyway. 637 00:43:29.568 --> 00:43:30.970 Plus, I got to get going. 638 00:43:33.339 --> 00:43:34.306 Bye, Grandpa. 639 00:43:39.979 --> 00:43:41.347 Hey, tell Grandma I said hi. 640 00:43:42.047 --> 00:43:42.948 Okay. 641 00:43:43.849 --> 00:43:44.516 Bye! 642 00:43:48.320 --> 00:43:50.956 Yeah, Grandma. 643 00:43:51.056 --> 00:43:55.995 ♪ Silent night ♪ 644 00:43:56.095 --> 00:44:01.200 ♪ Holy night ♪ 645 00:44:01.300 --> 00:44:06.405 ♪ All is calm ♪ 646 00:44:06.505 --> 00:44:11.176 ♪ All is bright ♪ 647 00:44:11.944 --> 00:44:16.215 ♪ Round young virgin ♪ 648 00:44:16.315 --> 00:44:19.151 What a crock of shit. 649 00:44:19.585 --> 00:44:23.389 You really think she was a virgin? 650 00:44:24.356 --> 00:44:27.126 You think anyone around here would believe me 651 00:44:27.226 --> 00:44:30.562 if I said Jesus knocked me up? 652 00:44:31.263 --> 00:44:36.168 Yeah, that's what I'll go with, immaculate conception. 653 00:44:36.568 --> 00:44:40.039 Yep, Jesus is the one, Jesus is the daddy, 654 00:44:40.139 --> 00:44:43.275 he knocked me up, I'm still a virgin. 655 00:44:43.375 --> 00:44:46.045 Give me a goddamn break. 656 00:44:46.145 --> 00:44:48.580 ♪ Sleep in ♪ 657 00:44:48.682 --> 00:44:55.487 ♪ Heavenly peace ♪ 658 00:44:59.358 --> 00:45:01.160 You guys know any Tupac? 659 00:45:03.462 --> 00:45:06.432 Your brother was being a bad boy, but if your mommy asks, 660 00:45:06.532 --> 00:45:09.301 he fell down when you were playing tag, you understand? 661 00:45:10.569 --> 00:45:12.271 Now get up and go lay in bed. 662 00:45:15.140 --> 00:45:16.508 Bring that ass over here... 663 00:45:17.543 --> 00:45:18.410 please? 664 00:45:28.487 --> 00:45:31.857 Okay, okay, okay, I deserved that, I deserved that. 665 00:45:33.092 --> 00:45:35.060 Look, I'm so sorry, girl. 666 00:45:35.961 --> 00:45:39.031 Have you even got my texts, I've been blowing up the phone like a hella cray. 667 00:45:39.598 --> 00:45:41.233 I don't know what I was thinking. 668 00:45:41.333 --> 00:45:44.103 Maybe I thought, you know, you're on a break, or something, 669 00:45:44.203 --> 00:45:46.138 like my dick is in her mouth, 670 00:45:46.238 --> 00:45:48.440 but my heart is in your hands, you feel me? 671 00:45:48.540 --> 00:45:50.409 - Trey, I have something to tell you. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 672 00:45:50.509 --> 00:45:52.044 Let me finish, let me finish. 673 00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:54.580 I know I made a mistake, 674 00:45:54.681 --> 00:45:58.016 but the truth is that hoe ain't got nothing on you, girl. 675 00:45:59.686 --> 00:46:01.286 You're my one and only, 676 00:46:01.387 --> 00:46:03.288 the peanut butter to my jelly sandwich, girl. 677 00:46:03.389 --> 00:46:05.157 - I love you. - I'm pregnant. 678 00:46:05.257 --> 00:46:06.258 I love everything... 679 00:46:07.292 --> 00:46:09.328 Wait, what? 680 00:46:09.428 --> 00:46:10.630 You heard me. 681 00:46:10.730 --> 00:46:11.530 That shit ain't mine. 682 00:46:12.398 --> 00:46:13.899 I know that shit for reals ain't mine. 683 00:46:13.999 --> 00:46:16.235 - Who's do you think it is? - I don't know, 684 00:46:16.335 --> 00:46:18.103 maybe it's that one kid you've been hanging with. 685 00:46:18.203 --> 00:46:19.571 What's his name, Noah Vanhomo? 686 00:46:19.672 --> 00:46:21.540 - No. - I see the way he look at you. 687 00:46:22.274 --> 00:46:23.375 - He hit that, huh? - No. 688 00:46:23.475 --> 00:46:25.010 - I know he hit that. - Trey. 689 00:46:25.110 --> 00:46:26.545 You're the only person 690 00:46:26.646 --> 00:46:27.647 I've ever been with. 691 00:46:28.782 --> 00:46:31.216 You expect me to believe that? How dumb you think I am? 692 00:46:31.316 --> 00:46:33.653 You're about making all this up just to try to win me back. 693 00:46:33.753 --> 00:46:35.655 - Win you back? - Yeah. 694 00:46:35.755 --> 00:46:37.923 And you just jelly because I moved on with my life. 695 00:46:38.023 --> 00:46:39.124 It ain't going to work. 696 00:46:39.224 --> 00:46:42.094 Trey, I'm serious, this is your baby. 697 00:46:42.762 --> 00:46:44.430 - This our baby. - Stop... 698 00:46:45.497 --> 00:46:46.465 saying that. 699 00:46:46.565 --> 00:46:47.667 What are we going to do? 700 00:46:47.767 --> 00:46:50.102 There is no we in this situation. 701 00:46:50.436 --> 00:46:51.937 Is what are you going to do? 702 00:46:52.037 --> 00:46:54.506 Gee. 703 00:46:54.606 --> 00:46:55.507 Sophia! 704 00:47:00.680 --> 00:47:02.682 Coming up at 11, officials are calling it 705 00:47:02.782 --> 00:47:04.416 an opioid epidemic. 706 00:47:04.516 --> 00:47:06.653 So what can parents do to make sure their kids 707 00:47:06.753 --> 00:47:08.253 stay off the white horse? 708 00:47:08.353 --> 00:47:10.690 Plus, a string of Christmas Eve robberies 709 00:47:10.790 --> 00:47:11.825 have been reported around town. 710 00:47:12.692 --> 00:47:15.360 So be sure to keep the doors locked tight tonight. 711 00:47:15.461 --> 00:47:17.095 And full details on the charges 712 00:47:17.196 --> 00:47:18.597 levied at Mayor McHenry. 713 00:47:18.698 --> 00:47:20.700 Just how much money is he accused of stealing 714 00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:22.201 from the county road department? 715 00:47:22.568 --> 00:47:24.970 All that and more at First Action News 11. 716 00:47:26.773 --> 00:47:28.173 If either one of you's tells on me... 717 00:47:30.576 --> 00:47:31.644 Now go to bed. 718 00:48:12.384 --> 00:48:13.318 RJ? 719 00:48:14.319 --> 00:48:15.187 Sophia? 720 00:48:39.511 --> 00:48:42.214 ♪ Eat a dick eat, eat, eat a dick ♪ 721 00:48:42.314 --> 00:48:44.349 ♪ Take a big old bite or a little lick ♪ 722 00:48:44.751 --> 00:48:46.653 - Yeah? - Did you cook dinner? 723 00:48:46.753 --> 00:48:49.288 No, I didn't cook no damn dinner, I told you. 724 00:48:49.388 --> 00:48:52.591 - Rayjon, I swear to God I bust my ass every week... - Babe. 725 00:48:52.692 --> 00:48:54.459 - ...working overtime then I have to come home... - Babe. 726 00:48:54.560 --> 00:48:57.162 - ...and cook and clean and do the dishes. - Baby. 727 00:48:57.262 --> 00:48:59.666 - All while you sit on your lazy ass. - Bitch, relax! 728 00:48:59.766 --> 00:49:02.200 - I'll pick something up. - What did you call me? 729 00:49:02.301 --> 00:49:04.771 - Damn. - Consider this your New Year's resolution, 730 00:49:04.871 --> 00:49:06.639 either you get a job and get your shit together... 731 00:49:06.739 --> 00:49:08.373 Oops, lost you. 732 00:49:17.616 --> 00:49:20.720 Thanks again for watching them. I am so surprised that they're asleep already. 733 00:49:20.820 --> 00:49:22.621 They're great kids, really. 734 00:49:24.791 --> 00:49:26.425 They're a little rough though, like I said, 735 00:49:26.525 --> 00:49:27.794 one minute they're playing tag then 736 00:49:27.894 --> 00:49:30.095 all of a sudden it became a full blown fist fight. 737 00:49:30.429 --> 00:49:32.632 What? Dear lord. 738 00:49:32.732 --> 00:49:35.702 Don't worry, I put an end to that real quick. 739 00:49:35.802 --> 00:49:38.537 Here, take this, thank you so much. 740 00:49:38.638 --> 00:49:40.238 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 741 00:49:59.558 --> 00:50:00.492 Sup? 742 00:50:01.426 --> 00:50:04.162 Going to get some food, you want anything? 743 00:50:04.262 --> 00:50:06.431 - Yeah, where you going? - Doghouse. 744 00:50:06.833 --> 00:50:10.202 Um, strawberry milkshake. 745 00:50:11.603 --> 00:50:14.473 - Boy, you into some fruity shit, huh? - You all right to drive? 746 00:50:14.573 --> 00:50:17.309 Don't come at me like that strawberry shake. 747 00:50:17.677 --> 00:50:18.711 I'm fine. 748 00:50:20.913 --> 00:50:22.649 How much scoobs was given you for watching them brats? 749 00:50:23.448 --> 00:50:24.516 Thirty bucks. 750 00:50:25.752 --> 00:50:26.719 Seriously? 751 00:50:27.586 --> 00:50:29.388 You want that milkshake or not? 752 00:50:29.922 --> 00:50:31.490 Milkshakes don't cost 30 bucks. 753 00:50:31.958 --> 00:50:33.392 The ones at Doghouse do. 754 00:50:34.393 --> 00:50:38.363 Here, but I keep the rest, because it's my house, 755 00:50:38.798 --> 00:50:40.198 and it's my rules. 756 00:50:41.768 --> 00:50:45.672 Cheer up, son, you're only got three or four more years 757 00:50:46.605 --> 00:50:48.941 then you're ass enlist in the Marines, 758 00:50:49.042 --> 00:50:50.810 then you're Uncle Sam's problem. 759 00:50:52.712 --> 00:50:53.913 Come on, man, put them up. 760 00:50:54.013 --> 00:50:56.448 Come on, boy, put them up, put them up. 761 00:50:56.983 --> 00:51:00.218 What's you going to do now, sucker? 762 00:51:06.625 --> 00:51:08.560 Please pick up, Noah. 763 00:51:09.629 --> 00:51:11.731 Under two minutes to go on the ninth annual achievements 764 00:51:11.831 --> 00:51:13.432 high efficiency toilet bowl. 765 00:51:13.532 --> 00:51:15.434 The Penguins look sluggish all day but had to 766 00:51:15.534 --> 00:51:18.270 get another turnover by the Grasshoppers offense. 767 00:51:20.039 --> 00:51:21.674 ...from a colossal upset here. 768 00:51:21.774 --> 00:51:23.508 I haven't seen anything this sloppy 769 00:51:23.608 --> 00:51:25.945 since I walked in on my wife with a special teams unit. 770 00:51:26.045 --> 00:51:27.847 Whoa, buddy, whoa, 771 00:51:27.947 --> 00:51:31.349 save that one for the post game show, huh? 772 00:51:31.450 --> 00:51:34.219 ♪ I'm just chilling with my crew thinking of ways ♪ 773 00:51:34.319 --> 00:51:35.755 ♪ To get them dollars I'm just... ♪ 774 00:51:35.855 --> 00:51:37.456 We'll be right back with more 775 00:51:37.556 --> 00:51:39.158 from the Hughes High Efficiency Toilet Bowl 776 00:51:39.892 --> 00:51:42.627 - brought to you by... - Have you heard about the mayor, folks? 777 00:51:42.729 --> 00:51:44.697 Yeah, this guy's a real piece of work. 778 00:51:44.797 --> 00:51:46.331 I am sick and tired... 779 00:51:46.431 --> 00:51:47.767 ♪ I did something crazy ♪ 780 00:51:47.867 --> 00:51:50.002 ♪ And I won't remember it tomorrow ♪ 781 00:51:55.540 --> 00:51:59.979 Don't be cocking me, fool, I go 187, blah, blah, blah. 782 00:52:02.915 --> 00:52:04.549 If you've been living under a rock 783 00:52:04.650 --> 00:52:06.018 and you have not heard by now, 784 00:52:06.119 --> 00:52:08.688 the mayor of our wonderful little town 785 00:52:08.788 --> 00:52:10.489 was arrested this morning. 786 00:52:10.589 --> 00:52:11.991 That's right, folks, I'm going to say it again. 787 00:52:12.091 --> 00:52:13.760 The mayor arrested 788 00:52:13.860 --> 00:52:15.928 on freaking Christmas Eve of all days. 789 00:52:16.028 --> 00:52:18.430 Looks like he's getting a lump of coal in his stocking. 790 00:52:18.530 --> 00:52:20.499 I'd like to slap him upside the head with it. 791 00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:22.802 They said he took hundreds of thousands of dollars 792 00:52:22.902 --> 00:52:24.402 from the road department. 793 00:52:24.503 --> 00:52:25.905 Yeah, those same busted ass roads 794 00:52:26.005 --> 00:52:27.372 you're probably driving on right now 795 00:52:27.472 --> 00:52:28.674 with the three foot craters in them. 796 00:52:28.775 --> 00:52:30.509 These roads we supposedly 797 00:52:30.609 --> 00:52:32.377 paid for with our taxes. 798 00:52:32.477 --> 00:52:34.947 This degenerate thought he could get away with it, ha. 799 00:52:35.047 --> 00:52:39.986 Walk in, Trey Trey, man up, take responsibility. 800 00:52:41.586 --> 00:52:44.690 Let's go, Trey Trey, let's go! 801 00:52:58.037 --> 00:52:59.038 Let's go. 802 00:53:40.646 --> 00:53:42.815 Nightly Talk Radio is sponsored by Shark Power Washing, 803 00:53:42.915 --> 00:53:44.884 that's the real Sharp Power Washing, got a dirty deck, 804 00:53:44.984 --> 00:53:46.953 call Sharp Power Washing, big or small, light or dark, 805 00:53:47.053 --> 00:53:49.021 they'll make your deck look cleaner, whiter, girthier. 806 00:53:49.121 --> 00:53:50.957 The whole neighborhood will be talking about your sharp deck. 807 00:53:51.057 --> 00:53:53.458 Sharp Power Washing remember, the other guys might power wash 808 00:53:53.558 --> 00:53:54.559 but they ain't real sharp. 809 00:54:04.737 --> 00:54:06.138 Soph, it's me. 810 00:54:10.877 --> 00:54:12.645 I'm sorry for what I said, shawty. 811 00:54:15.214 --> 00:54:18.017 Look, I'll help you find a doctor, 812 00:54:18.117 --> 00:54:19.517 I'll even pay for it. 813 00:54:20.119 --> 00:54:21.787 Just please open the door. 814 00:54:28.194 --> 00:54:34.399 Sophia, you should be with me-a! 815 00:54:34.700 --> 00:54:40.605 But you're a fool to be tool. 816 00:54:43.743 --> 00:54:45.577 This is it, the clock is ticking 817 00:54:45.678 --> 00:54:47.179 and the game's on the line. 818 00:54:48.681 --> 00:54:50.816 So if you have something to say 819 00:54:50.917 --> 00:54:53.019 about the mayor, I'd like to hear it. 820 00:54:53.119 --> 00:54:55.121 - Oh, man. Yeah. - We're going to open up the phone lines right now. 821 00:54:55.221 --> 00:54:57.156 300-888-72... 822 00:54:57.256 --> 00:55:00.960 On their feet, it's all up to Noah Vanmeter now 823 00:55:01.060 --> 00:55:03.829 but I don't know, Chip, he looks kind of drunk. 824 00:55:03.930 --> 00:55:06.065 - Noah, Noah, Noah! - There's the snap. 825 00:55:07.033 --> 00:55:09.035 The kick is up and it's... 826 00:55:09.135 --> 00:55:12.071 - Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah! - It's good! 827 00:55:12.171 --> 00:55:14.572 With these stinking politicians is crooked... 828 00:55:14.674 --> 00:55:17.176 Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah! 829 00:55:17.944 --> 00:55:18.811 Shoe's untied. 830 00:55:19.278 --> 00:55:20.880 Better double knot it. 831 00:55:22.214 --> 00:55:23.649 888-70... 832 00:55:24.616 --> 00:55:25.985 There. 833 00:55:26.085 --> 00:55:28.688 Jesus! 834 00:55:29.587 --> 00:55:31.190 These damn potholes. 835 00:55:32.557 --> 00:55:33.926 I ain't going to tax my unemployment 836 00:55:34.026 --> 00:55:37.495 when they fix the damn roads, corrupt mother... 837 00:55:42.835 --> 00:55:44.003 Mommy. 838 00:56:09.829 --> 00:56:13.032 What the hell, he don't even look nothing like me. 839 00:56:14.667 --> 00:56:16.836 What, take that, Santa. 840 00:56:58.944 --> 00:57:02.614 I hope you meet a nice big fellow behind bars, Mr. Mayor, 841 00:57:02.715 --> 00:57:05.317 a big old bubba who makes a pothole out of your behind. 842 00:57:05.418 --> 00:57:06.752 Pay that, pal. 843 00:57:07.887 --> 00:57:09.688 Settle down. Would you like to 844 00:57:09.789 --> 00:57:11.757 try our new Chihuahua sirachi burger? 845 00:57:11.857 --> 00:57:15.593 Um, yeah, give me one of those, 846 00:57:16.195 --> 00:57:17.797 a hound dog, 847 00:57:18.664 --> 00:57:22.134 a Yorkie and, um... 848 00:57:24.670 --> 00:57:25.971 two golden retrievers. 849 00:57:27.406 --> 00:57:28.674 Anything else? 850 00:57:29.141 --> 00:57:30.743 A strawberry shake. 851 00:57:30.843 --> 00:57:32.945 A strawberry shake. Is that all? 852 00:57:33.779 --> 00:57:35.347 Give me some extra fries too. 853 00:57:35.948 --> 00:57:38.884 Okay, your total is $17.79. 854 00:57:39.385 --> 00:57:42.988 I'll tell you what... lose the extra fries. 855 00:57:53.232 --> 00:57:56.635 Whoa, damn, girl, you packing now? 856 00:57:56.735 --> 00:57:59.805 That's that Dirty Harry shit, damn. 857 00:57:59.905 --> 00:58:02.675 Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, Soph. 858 00:58:03.776 --> 00:58:04.743 You don't have to do this. 859 00:58:17.189 --> 00:58:19.358 - Where's your dad? - He went to get food. 860 00:58:20.025 --> 00:58:20.893 Son of a... 861 00:58:24.296 --> 00:58:25.364 21 cents. 862 00:58:27.066 --> 00:58:28.367 Holy balls! 863 00:58:29.201 --> 00:58:30.202 What? 864 00:58:39.912 --> 00:58:41.280 - Where's Sophia? - I don't know. 865 00:58:44.150 --> 00:58:46.185 You're not alone, I'm here. 866 00:58:46.886 --> 00:58:48.254 We could do whatever you want. 867 00:58:48.354 --> 00:58:50.756 Just put the gun down. 868 00:58:58.330 --> 00:58:59.665 I think Dad's home. 869 00:59:00.166 --> 00:59:02.034 Turn it off, time to eat. 870 00:59:06.138 --> 00:59:08.674 Welcome back to First Action News at 11. 871 00:59:09.408 --> 00:59:12.178 Oh, shit. 872 00:59:17.416 --> 00:59:20.119 Rayjon? 873 00:59:23.022 --> 00:59:24.857 - I'm so sorry. - Are you drunk? 874 00:59:24.957 --> 00:59:26.392 I'm so sorry! 875 00:59:26.492 --> 00:59:27.960 Sorry for what? 876 00:59:31.063 --> 00:59:32.398 What did you do? 877 00:59:37.436 --> 00:59:38.704 Answer it. 878 00:59:42.041 --> 00:59:43.042 It's nobody. 879 00:59:45.377 --> 00:59:47.246 Get on your knees, show me your hands! 880 00:59:48.581 --> 00:59:50.015 Hey, I said on your knees! 881 00:59:50.115 --> 00:59:52.017 Hey, freeze, freeze! 882 00:59:52.117 --> 00:59:53.452 We got a runner. 883 00:59:54.353 --> 00:59:55.487 Freeze, hey! 884 00:59:57.256 --> 00:59:58.991 Right in the fucking knee! 885 00:59:59.258 --> 01:00:00.426 Kid, hey! 886 01:00:04.096 --> 01:00:07.399 Kid, freaking golf clubs. Oh! 887 01:00:08.167 --> 01:00:09.034 Come on. 888 01:00:10.369 --> 01:00:11.437 Get off of me. 889 01:00:13.172 --> 01:00:15.441 Hey, dispatch, what was the make on that 1022? 890 01:00:18.310 --> 01:00:19.745 Please forgive me! 891 01:00:19.845 --> 01:00:22.848 Somebody tell me what the hell's going on! 892 01:00:26.418 --> 01:00:28.053 Do it now! 893 01:00:31.590 --> 01:00:32.858 On speaker. 894 01:00:37.029 --> 01:00:39.498 Hey, sexy, did you dump that hoe yet or what? 895 01:00:39.598 --> 01:00:41.033 Oh! 896 01:00:41.133 --> 01:00:42.034 Huh? 897 01:00:42.134 --> 01:00:43.969 What was that? 898 01:00:44.970 --> 01:00:46.071 I need backup. 899 01:00:49.408 --> 01:00:51.176 You shot me! 900 01:00:51.877 --> 01:00:53.879 You shot me in the dick! 901 01:00:54.413 --> 01:00:58.083 Dear God, Lord, your highness, whatever, 902 01:00:58.183 --> 01:01:00.919 it's me again, Sophia Nefantarter. 903 01:01:01.020 --> 01:01:02.354 Oh, my winkie! 904 01:01:03.088 --> 01:01:06.292 Thank you, thank you for this gift. 905 01:01:06.625 --> 01:01:08.027 The gift of life. 906 01:01:08.560 --> 01:01:10.329 I ask for your forgiveness 907 01:01:10.929 --> 01:01:12.931 for all the bad shit that I've done, 908 01:01:13.332 --> 01:01:15.367 for all the bad shit my family's done. 909 01:01:16.969 --> 01:01:19.071 Please forgive us. 910 01:01:22.141 --> 01:01:24.143 And please, God... 911 01:01:25.944 --> 01:01:27.279 more than anything else... 912 01:01:29.982 --> 01:01:31.917 don't let them take my baby away. 913 01:01:34.053 --> 01:01:36.522 Don't let anyone take my baby away. 914 01:01:39.591 --> 01:01:42.094 ♪ All I want for Christmas, yeah ♪ 915 01:01:42.594 --> 01:01:44.263 ♪ I said, all I want for Christmas ♪ 916 01:01:44.363 --> 01:01:46.031 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 917 01:01:46.532 --> 01:01:49.034 - ♪ All I want for Christmas yeah, yeah ♪ - Whoa. 918 01:01:50.936 --> 01:01:54.273 ♪ All I want for Christmas is two bad bitches ♪ 919 01:01:54.373 --> 01:01:57.543 ♪ A big bag of weed and a Charger on six's ♪ 920 01:01:57.644 --> 01:02:01.046 ♪ A fresh pair of jeans and a brand new birdie ♪ 921 01:02:01.146 --> 01:02:03.115 ♪ If I don't get everything on my list ♪ 922 01:02:03.215 --> 01:02:05.050 ♪ Santa's getting murdered, murdered ♪ 923 01:02:05.150 --> 01:02:08.120 ♪ All I want for Christmas is two bad bitches ♪ 924 01:02:08.220 --> 01:02:11.523 ♪ A big bag of weed and a Charger on six's ♪ 925 01:02:11.623 --> 01:02:14.960 ♪ A fresh pair of jeans and a brand new birdie ♪ 926 01:02:15.060 --> 01:02:17.196 ♪ If I don't get everything on my list ♪ 927 01:02:17.296 --> 01:02:19.231 ♪ Santa's getting murdered, murdered ♪ 928 01:02:19.331 --> 01:02:22.501 ♪ I'm a the studio with your bitch on the low ♪ 929 01:02:22.601 --> 01:02:26.071 ♪ Get your winter coats because I'm about to make it snow ♪ 930 01:02:26.171 --> 01:02:30.342 ♪ I saw mama kissing Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe ♪ 931 01:02:30.442 --> 01:02:32.044 ♪ So I called that bitch a hoe ♪ 932 01:02:32.144 --> 01:02:35.114 Breaking news now coming to us from KB's Doghouse 933 01:02:35.214 --> 01:02:36.649 on state route 12. 934 01:02:36.750 --> 01:02:39.118 For more we go to Guy Sanders live on location. 935 01:02:39.218 --> 01:02:40.519 Guy, what can you tell us? 936 01:02:41.086 --> 01:02:43.622 Well, Todd, state highway patrol are now investigating 937 01:02:43.723 --> 01:02:45.457 what seems to be a grizzly hit and run 938 01:02:45.557 --> 01:02:48.193 which occurred sometime before 10:46 p.m. 939 01:02:48.293 --> 01:02:49.561 When a man in a red pickup truck 940 01:02:49.662 --> 01:02:52.264 came to this drive through to get something to eat. 941 01:02:52.364 --> 01:02:54.466 When I looked out I couldn't believe my eyes. 942 01:02:54.734 --> 01:02:56.602 It was a bloody mess down there. 943 01:02:56.703 --> 01:02:58.537 There was blood everywhere and an arm sticking out. 944 01:02:58.638 --> 01:03:00.205 There was a body under that truck. 945 01:03:00.305 --> 01:03:02.040 That's when the suspect left the scene 946 01:03:02.141 --> 01:03:04.209 as well as the victim on the side of the road. 947 01:03:04.309 --> 01:03:07.146 It was ridiculous. I think he gave me the thumbs up. 948 01:03:07.246 --> 01:03:08.648 Vicki and Todd back to you. 949 01:03:11.684 --> 01:03:14.386 Me, oh, my, that is just... 950 01:03:15.053 --> 01:03:16.188 bizarre. 951 01:03:16.756 --> 01:03:18.090 - Yeah. - You know? 952 01:03:19.158 --> 01:03:22.528 Todd, that's the perfect word to encapsulate 953 01:03:22.628 --> 01:03:26.699 how I feel about that... bizarre story. 954 01:03:27.533 --> 01:03:29.601 - Thank you, Guy. - Gruesome. 955 01:03:30.169 --> 01:03:33.071 In other local news, community church preschoolers 956 01:03:33.172 --> 01:03:36.241 took a field trip to the metropark's farm this morning. 957 01:03:36.341 --> 01:03:38.577 But you're never going to guess what the children learned 958 01:03:38.678 --> 01:03:40.713 about this squirrel's nuts. 959 01:03:40.814 --> 01:03:44.450 ♪ No presents for Christmas for us when we was growing up ♪ 960 01:03:44.550 --> 01:03:48.220 ♪ We don't celebrate holidays on the block we posted up ♪ 961 01:03:48.320 --> 01:03:50.122 ♪ They stuck them stuck them stuck them back of the head ♪ 962 01:03:50.222 --> 01:03:51.423 ♪ Because they got no dough ♪ 963 01:03:51.523 --> 01:03:54.026 Mayor McHenry currently faces 12 counts 964 01:03:54.126 --> 01:03:57.162 of corruption for his alleged embezzlement of county funds, 965 01:03:57.262 --> 01:04:00.332 and could face a maximum of 12 years in state prison. 966 01:04:00.432 --> 01:04:04.169 I guess now we know who to blame for all those unfilled potholes around town. 967 01:04:04.269 --> 01:04:07.506 ♪ ...or what, ho, ho, ho ♪ 968 01:04:07.606 --> 01:04:09.241 ♪ I'm making myself a wish list ♪ 969 01:04:09.809 --> 01:04:11.510 You can't do this to me! 970 01:04:12.110 --> 01:04:14.681 You got the wrong guy. 971 01:04:14.781 --> 01:04:16.649 - I'm the mayor. - Well, I'm running for the black guy. 972 01:04:16.749 --> 01:04:18.450 Don't make me tase you, bro. 973 01:04:19.418 --> 01:04:21.286 ♪ I want more money more bitches ♪ 974 01:04:21.386 --> 01:04:22.988 ♪ One who can suck it and lick it ♪ 975 01:04:23.088 --> 01:04:24.657 ♪ And one who can cook and wash dishes ♪ 976 01:04:24.757 --> 01:04:28.093 I didn't... I didn't do anything. 977 01:04:29.461 --> 01:04:32.699 I'm a good, I'm a good man. 978 01:04:34.834 --> 01:04:39.104 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry. 979 01:04:41.373 --> 01:04:43.609 - Mama, I'm sorry! - Come on watch your step. 980 01:04:43.710 --> 01:04:46.345 I didn't do it. 981 01:04:51.583 --> 01:04:55.187 We will transfer juvies to JDE in a bit. 982 01:04:57.757 --> 01:05:02.060 The rest of you'un's stay put until Judge Cheryl shows up tomorrow. 983 01:05:05.163 --> 01:05:07.132 But with that being the holiday and all... 984 01:05:08.701 --> 01:05:09.802 Merry Christmas. 985 01:05:20.178 --> 01:05:22.114 Hold my pocket. 986 01:05:23.215 --> 01:05:24.316 Grandma? 987 01:05:25.384 --> 01:05:27.252 I'm the mayor now! 988 01:05:28.253 --> 01:05:31.256 ♪ My name ring bells hear jingle bells ♪ 989 01:05:31.356 --> 01:05:34.426 ♪ I'm dressed in all red but I ain't Kris Kringle ♪ 990 01:05:34.526 --> 01:05:36.261 ♪ They hate me they call me the Grinch ♪ 991 01:05:36.361 --> 01:05:38.096 ♪ I'm robbing your house yeah, I'm hitting a lick ♪ 992 01:05:38.196 --> 01:05:39.732 ♪ I'm taking your presents I'm taking your bitch ♪ 993 01:05:39.832 --> 01:05:41.366 ♪ Taking your tree and I'm leaving you sick ♪ 994 01:05:41.834 --> 01:05:45.337 Next time in East Jesus, Ohio. 995 01:05:50.843 --> 01:05:55.682 Oh, give it to me, ah, oh yeah, give it to me. 996 01:05:55.782 --> 01:05:59.351 Oh yeah, oh yeah! 997 01:05:59.451 --> 01:06:04.089 Oh yeah, oh yeah, call me a pig. 998 01:06:04.189 --> 01:06:07.092 Oh yeah, you filthy pig. 999 01:06:11.330 --> 01:06:13.098 Oh yeah, piggie. 1000 01:06:13.565 --> 01:06:14.634 Damn it! 1001 01:06:15.702 --> 01:06:18.170 - What? - Hurry up in there. 1002 01:06:18.270 --> 01:06:19.772 It's Valentine's Day, damn it! 1003 01:06:20.272 --> 01:06:22.341 I got to get ready for my big date, 1004 01:06:22.441 --> 01:06:24.142 and you're hogging all the hot water, 1005 01:06:24.242 --> 01:06:25.210 you inconsiderate little prick! 1006 01:06:25.645 --> 01:06:28.447 Oh yeah. 1007 01:06:29.381 --> 01:06:31.550 Oh yeah, piggie. 1008 01:06:41.293 --> 01:06:42.729 You beat off too much. 1009 01:06:42.829 --> 01:06:44.731 You're bound to go blind, son. 1010 01:06:44.831 --> 01:06:48.333 I should know, how do you think I got these cataracts? 1011 01:06:54.606 --> 01:06:55.507 What the... 1012 01:08:41.047 --> 01:08:43.816 - All right, all right, all right. - Action. 1013 01:08:44.449 --> 01:08:46.284 Just go away! 1014 01:08:46.686 --> 01:08:50.255 Okay. I was just trying to help. Good God. 1015 01:08:54.359 --> 01:08:56.461 How long you going to be in there? 1016 01:08:57.663 --> 01:08:59.866 I got to take the Browns to the Superbowl. 1017 01:09:00.666 --> 01:09:02.702 I got to unloose the caboose. 1018 01:09:05.570 --> 01:09:07.572 I got to drop the property value. 1019 01:09:08.674 --> 01:09:10.710 I got to launch the missiles! 1020 01:09:11.543 --> 01:09:12.912 I got to loose the cracking. 1021 01:09:13.713 --> 01:09:15.748 I got to drop a swamp pie. 1022 01:09:16.348 --> 01:09:18.583 I got to drop a baby otter. 1023 01:09:18.684 --> 01:09:22.487 Oh, I got to churn some dookie butter. Oh. 1024 01:09:23.089 --> 01:09:25.557 It's dripping down my leg! 1025 01:10:18.410 --> 01:10:20.780 Okay, I could use a laugh. 1026 01:10:21.180 --> 01:10:23.582 What? I'm not funny. 1027 01:10:24.516 --> 01:10:25.852 Come at me, blondie. 1028 01:10:29.421 --> 01:10:32.524 You know how I lost the weight, Krav Maga. 1029 01:10:32.624 --> 01:10:35.460 Yep, Jesus knocked me up. 1030 01:10:36.863 --> 01:10:40.132 It must be my lucky day, first I get some ass, 1031 01:10:40.233 --> 01:10:41.868 now I get to kick some ass. 1032 01:10:42.768 --> 01:10:45.137 I'm not 16 and pregnant. 1033 01:10:45.238 --> 01:10:49.507 Ah, you're cute, but I'm about to make you real ugly. 1034 01:10:49.608 --> 01:10:51.043 Goddamn slut. 1035 01:10:52.144 --> 01:10:53.612 I hope you're hungry, 1036 01:10:53.713 --> 01:10:55.413 because you're about to eat the pavement. 1037 01:10:55.513 --> 01:10:57.016 Aa! 1038 01:10:57.116 --> 01:10:59.018 I think it's that time of the month 1039 01:10:59.118 --> 01:11:00.552 for me to kick your ass. 1040 01:11:02.554 --> 01:11:03.956 Now this feels dirty. 1041 01:11:15.835 --> 01:11:19.939 ♪ It was the night before Christmas Day ♪ 1042 01:11:20.039 --> 01:11:24.076 ♪ And all the elves was busy loading up the sleigh ♪ 1043 01:11:24.176 --> 01:11:27.847 ♪ Jolly Santa was like getting his kicks ♪ 1044 01:11:28.580 --> 01:11:32.385 ♪ And some old reindeer was like learning new tricks ♪ 1045 01:11:32.818 --> 01:11:35.922 ♪ But one of the elves said "Man, we got to go ♪ 1046 01:11:36.989 --> 01:11:41.160 ♪ We're way behind and it's beginning to snow" ♪ 1047 01:11:41.260 --> 01:11:45.463 ♪ Just in Rudolph with the bloody nose ♪ 1048 01:11:45.563 --> 01:11:49.735 ♪ Come riding Santa with stains and whiskey on his clothes ♪ 1049 01:11:49.835 --> 01:11:53.005 ♪ Mrs. Clause says, "Santa, baby now where you been all night? ♪ 1050 01:11:54.006 --> 01:11:57.609 ♪ You got about 45 minutes before the daylight" ♪ 1051 01:11:58.144 --> 01:12:01.681 ♪ Big man grabbed his boots Santa was on his way ♪ 1052 01:12:02.614 --> 01:12:06.518 ♪ He started flying into JFK ♪ 1053 01:12:06.618 --> 01:12:10.756 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1054 01:12:11.857 --> 01:12:14.794 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1055 01:12:15.828 --> 01:12:19.531 ♪ And shiny jingle bells was ringing ♪ 1056 01:12:19.632 --> 01:12:23.568 ♪ And all the little children they were singing ♪ 1057 01:12:23.669 --> 01:12:25.104 ♪ Ho ♪ 1058 01:12:28.007 --> 01:12:31.509 ♪ Then Santa pulled in to New York town ♪ 1059 01:12:32.144 --> 01:12:35.881 ♪ That customs agent was weighing him down ♪ 1060 01:12:35.982 --> 01:12:39.752 ♪ Said, "Mr. Clause your passport is 100 years old" ♪ 1061 01:12:40.720 --> 01:12:44.256 ♪ Again off with you Santa knock the man out cold ♪ 1062 01:12:44.991 --> 01:12:48.593 ♪ Went to the city told the CIA ♪ 1063 01:12:49.195 --> 01:12:52.798 ♪ Santa creeped and flea the USA ♪ 1064 01:12:53.565 --> 01:12:57.003 ♪ Made his escape and was riding real cool ♪ 1065 01:12:57.737 --> 01:13:01.874 ♪ But they shot him down over Istanbul ♪ 1066 01:13:01.974 --> 01:13:05.577 ♪ And all the reindeer started running around ♪ 1067 01:13:06.212 --> 01:13:10.216 ♪ And all the toys was broken laying on the ground ♪ 1068 01:13:10.316 --> 01:13:14.153 ♪ Santa ran to the nearest house and he bust down the door ♪ 1069 01:13:14.787 --> 01:13:18.224 ♪ Which is where he passed out upon the floor ♪ 1070 01:13:18.324 --> 01:13:22.962 ♪ Said, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1071 01:13:24.030 --> 01:13:26.899 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1072 01:13:28.034 --> 01:13:31.704 ♪ And shining jingle bells was ringing ♪ 1073 01:13:31.804 --> 01:13:35.808 ♪ And all the little children they were singing ♪ 1074 01:13:35.908 --> 01:13:37.777 ♪ Ho ♪ 1075 01:13:40.146 --> 01:13:43.849 ♪ And Santa woke up on Christmas Day ♪ 1076 01:13:44.616 --> 01:13:48.020 ♪ He ran around and was laughing all the way ♪ 1077 01:13:48.788 --> 01:13:52.291 ♪ Santa Clause like a fat, foolish elf ♪ 1078 01:13:53.025 --> 01:13:56.729 ♪ And realized that he had shot himself ♪ 1079 01:13:57.163 --> 01:14:01.300 ♪ He bought a ticket on the train ♪ 1080 01:14:01.400 --> 01:14:05.137 ♪ And with a little pride that remained ♪ 1081 01:14:05.738 --> 01:14:09.141 ♪ He shouted and he gave such a fright ♪ 1082 01:14:09.975 --> 01:14:13.345 ♪ Merry Christmas and have a good night ♪ 1083 01:14:13.446 --> 01:14:18.017 ♪ And ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1084 01:14:19.218 --> 01:14:22.587 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1085 01:14:23.089 --> 01:14:26.926 ♪ And shining jingle bells was ringing ♪ 1086 01:14:27.026 --> 01:14:30.763 ♪ And all the little children they were still singing ♪ 1087 01:14:30.863 --> 01:14:32.131 ♪ Ho ♪ 1088 01:14:44.143 --> 01:14:47.813 Oh, my God, oh, oh, my God! 1089 01:14:47.913 --> 01:14:49.715 Mary mother of God! 1090 01:14:50.349 --> 01:14:52.084 Oh, for heaven's sake! 1091 01:14:52.751 --> 01:14:54.086 Sweet Jesus! 1092 01:14:54.186 --> 01:14:55.855 Holy moly! 1093 01:14:55.955 --> 01:14:57.256 Holy mackerel! 1094 01:14:58.224 --> 01:14:59.859 Holy Toledo! 1095 01:15:00.693 --> 01:15:01.894 Holy shit! 1096 01:15:01.994 --> 01:15:03.295 Oh, my God! 1097 01:15:03.395 --> 01:15:06.031 Oh, oh, oh, my God! 1098 01:15:06.132 --> 01:15:07.166 Oh, amen! 1099 01:15:15.241 --> 01:15:19.011 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell better stay out of my way ♪ 1100 01:15:19.111 --> 01:15:21.147 ♪ And if you don't I'll take your phone ♪ 1101 01:15:21.247 --> 01:15:23.215 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1102 01:15:23.315 --> 01:15:26.685 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1103 01:15:26.785 --> 01:15:30.422 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1104 01:15:31.223 --> 01:15:35.060 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell better stay out of my way ♪ 1105 01:15:35.161 --> 01:15:37.129 ♪ And if you don't I take your phone ♪ 1106 01:15:37.229 --> 01:15:39.165 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1107 01:15:39.265 --> 01:15:42.768 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1108 01:15:42.868 --> 01:15:46.805 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1109 01:15:47.306 --> 01:15:50.976 ♪ Strumming through the snow on a street this Christmas Day ♪ 1110 01:15:51.076 --> 01:15:53.078 ♪ What time's the pawn shop close ♪ 1111 01:15:53.179 --> 01:15:55.047 ♪ Pulled up I'm on my way ♪ 1112 01:15:55.147 --> 01:15:59.185 ♪ Got a 40 in my hand throwing shit up in my sack ♪ 1113 01:15:59.285 --> 01:16:03.155 ♪ Hope I don't get caught again or jail I'm going back ♪ 1114 01:16:03.255 --> 01:16:04.990 ♪ I see when you're asleep ♪ 1115 01:16:05.090 --> 01:16:06.992 ♪ I see when you're awake ♪ 1116 01:16:07.092 --> 01:16:10.930 ♪ But if you try and stop me you'll make a big mistake ♪ 1117 01:16:11.030 --> 01:16:12.932 ♪ Down the chimney I will slide ♪ 1118 01:16:13.032 --> 01:16:15.167 ♪ On a cold and snowy night ♪ 1119 01:16:15.267 --> 01:16:19.071 ♪ Taking all your gifts and, bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 1120 01:16:19.171 --> 01:16:21.273 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 1121 01:16:25.344 --> 01:16:26.845 ♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 1122 01:16:26.946 --> 01:16:28.280 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 1123 01:16:33.085 --> 01:16:35.221 ♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 1124 01:16:35.321 --> 01:16:39.091 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell best stay out of my way ♪ 1125 01:16:39.191 --> 01:16:41.093 ♪ And you don't I take your phone ♪ 1126 01:16:41.193 --> 01:16:43.162 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1127 01:16:43.262 --> 01:16:46.498 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1128 01:16:46.599 --> 01:16:50.869 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1129 01:16:51.270 --> 01:16:55.140 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell best stay out of my way ♪ 1130 01:16:55.241 --> 01:16:57.042 ♪ And if you don't I take your phone ♪ 1131 01:16:57.142 --> 01:16:59.211 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1132 01:16:59.311 --> 01:17:02.481 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1133 01:17:02.581 --> 01:17:06.720 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1134 01:17:07.219 --> 01:17:09.088 ♪ Don't work at the mall ♪ 1135 01:17:09.188 --> 01:17:11.190 ♪ These jells can suck my balls ♪ 1136 01:17:11.290 --> 01:17:15.060 ♪ Go ahead and stare I'll, bitch, slap all you all ♪ 1137 01:17:15.160 --> 01:17:17.029 ♪ Your kids ain't getting shit ♪ 1138 01:17:17.129 --> 01:17:18.998 ♪ They're little naughty pricks ♪ 1139 01:17:19.098 --> 01:17:22.801 ♪ And your address is next here on my shopping list ♪ 1140 01:17:22.901 --> 01:17:24.803 ♪ I take my cookies with some weed ♪ 1141 01:17:24.903 --> 01:17:26.972 ♪ Your tobacco is all I need ♪ 1142 01:17:27.072 --> 01:17:29.008 ♪ Get that shit out of my face ♪ 1143 01:17:29.108 --> 01:17:31.076 ♪ Because they don't know how to read ♪ 1144 01:17:31.176 --> 01:17:33.045 ♪ It's freezing cold out here ♪ 1145 01:17:33.145 --> 01:17:35.014 ♪ Can't afford no damn rain gear ♪ 1146 01:17:35.114 --> 01:17:36.548 ♪ But even though I'm broke ♪ 1147 01:17:36.650 --> 01:17:38.817 ♪ Your joke is the favorite time of year ♪ 1148 01:17:55.267 --> 01:17:59.071 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell best stay out my way ♪ 1149 01:17:59.171 --> 01:18:01.040 ♪ And if you don't I take your phone ♪ 1150 01:18:01.140 --> 01:18:03.208 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1151 01:18:03.309 --> 01:18:06.545 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1152 01:18:06.646 --> 01:18:10.849 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1153 01:18:11.250 --> 01:18:15.120 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell you best stay out my way ♪ 1154 01:18:15.220 --> 01:18:17.122 ♪ And if you don't I'll take your phone ♪ 1155 01:18:17.222 --> 01:18:19.224 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1156 01:18:19.325 --> 01:18:22.828 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1157 01:18:22.928 --> 01:18:26.865 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1158 01:18:29.301 --> 01:18:32.471 ♪ Worst Christmas ever ♪ 1159 01:18:37.309 --> 01:18:40.913 ♪ God, I'm taking all your shit ♪ 1160 01:18:41.280 --> 01:18:43.282 ♪ What, what, what, what, what ♪ 1161 01:18:43.949 --> 01:18:46.352 Oh, shit! 1162 01:18:46.452 --> 01:18:48.987 You shot me in the dick! 1163 01:18:49.088 --> 01:18:51.290 My willy! 1164 01:18:51.390 --> 01:18:53.325 My wee-wee! 1165 01:18:53.425 --> 01:18:55.494 My ding-dong! 1166 01:18:55.594 --> 01:18:58.330 My tommy whacker! 1167 01:18:58.430 --> 01:19:02.267 My wang, my bologny bony! 1168 01:19:03.168 --> 01:19:05.104 My little Trey Trey.