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He won the WCW
championship when?

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2000, 2000, it is 20 fucking 19.

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David Arquette, David Arquette.

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I'm sick and tired of
people like David Arquette.

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He's never been trained.

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He's a fucking joke.

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I'm sick and tired of
people taking a piss,

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out of my business.

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The new WCW, World
Heavyweight Champion,

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my man, Mr. David Arquette.

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But you should better

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than to trust someone
from Hollywood.

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COMMENTATOR: What the?

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What is it?

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Did David Arquette just.

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What's going on here?

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David Arquette won
the world title.

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What up?

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David Arquette winning
the WCW championship--

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Well I'm gonna make
this pretty short.

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It was crap.

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An untrained, 150 pound
Hollywood actor won

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the professional wrestling
most prestigious championships.

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There's a whole locker
room full of guys in WCW,

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they'd all be incredible
world champions.

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Out of all that, you
pick David Arquette.

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He doesn't have the size.

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I don't know what the
hell they're thinking.

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They basically made
their title meaningless,

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when they strapped
it around his waist,

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it meant nothing.

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I don't give a shit
about David Arquette.

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Like you can't walk in here,

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and think you're gonna
do what we do every day.

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David Arquette as
a wrestler sucks.

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REVIEWER: Man, it's not
like David Arquette,

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is our favorite Hulk Hogan,
or Ric Flair, or Dusty Rods,

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he was a joke.

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He was in frickin
"Ready to Rumble".

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NARRATOR: I'm here
to tell you a story

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about a man created by God.

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No, a man created by Hollywood.

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Not MacGyver, not Vin Diesel,

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not Stallone, not Shwarzenegger,

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I'm talking about
David Arquette,

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the man is invincible.

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He was in "Scream 1",
"Scream 2", "Scream 3",

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and then they did "Scream 4",

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he's coming back as
a goddamn Cyborg.

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He was in "Ready to Rumble",

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he was a WCW champion
for two weeks.

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He was on "Eight Legged Freak",

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who rebelled giant spiders,

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giant spiders for God's sakes.

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He was out doing "See Spot Run",

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but only because he
needed the money.

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And that's why, you cannot
kill David Arquette.

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You cannot kill David Arquette.

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Alright, well first of
all, I like David Arquette.

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Number two, he came into
the dressing room area,

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which was like sacred
ground to all of us.

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That he had been
in the business,

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and he was a gentleman.

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INTERVIEWER: Did you
give him your blessing?

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Did I give David my blessing?

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As a person, yeah of course.

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INTERVIEWER: As a wrestler?

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No, let's not get carried away.

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He's my hero, if I'm looking
at his wife .

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I've never seen "Scream",
which is insane.

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In fact I covered "Scream
4" for the Insider,

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and I still didn't
see the whole movie,

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'cause I hate scary movies
so much, I freaked out.

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David and I met on
an 80s boat party.

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But before that, I went to
NYU, I was a journalist,

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I interned for Hillary Clinton.

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I worked in local news,

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on air for more than a
decade, and won an Emmy,

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and ended up on
"Entertainment Tonight".

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And yeah, when I had my kids,

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I left being a news reporter.

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And now I'm kind of
getting back into it,

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and I'm going to Arkansas soon

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to produce my
first feature film.

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Okay, so just call me
back and let me know

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if we need to
troubleshoot it some more.

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We have the three kids.

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We have Coco, my
stepdaughter, who's 14.

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Charlie is four, Gus
who is 15 months,

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so it's a circus.

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And we have three Basset Hounds,

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it's really insane here.

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I always joke actually, it's
not three kids, it's four.

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There's Coco, Charlie,
Gus and David.

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It's a lot of kids in the
house, running around.

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Lady, no.

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As interesting as wrestling is,

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he feels like kind
of crossing over

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into that world caused
a lot of directors

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to not necessarily
take him seriously.

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She is really good, isn't she?

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Culminate to people who
wanna do things differently.

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We could get off the street.

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CHRISTINA: At the start
of David's career,

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there was so much promise.

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I mean, he was playing
sophisticated roles,

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and he was on this
really good trajectory.

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And then in the late 90s,

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he was on the cover
of The Hollywood
Edition of Vanity Fair,

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with that elite
group of movie stars,

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like Leonardo DiCaprio,
and Matthew McConaughey,

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and Will Smith.

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And those guys have all gone on

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to be the biggest movie
stars in the world.

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And I think David
has a lot of sadness

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around the fact that he
could have been that.

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But instead, he went on
to do the "Scream" movies,

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and he kind of became
typecast as a goofball.

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And that's what everyone
remembers him as,

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the cop from "Scream".

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I've got to knock off a
couple more to get that title.

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CHRISTINA: It was also
around this time in his life

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that things started
getting weird.

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And I think his
involvement in wrestling

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was kind of that last straw.

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People did not get it.

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They thought he was crazy,

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and it really hurt his career.

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Present time my career
has been pretty crappy.

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I mean, I've been
auditioning for like 10 years

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without actually getting a role.

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So that's like 10
years of rejection,

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like who who does that?

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Who would go through 10
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and not get any,
and still go out

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and get another,

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I have another job
interview today?

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It's crazy.

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We met on "Scream 1",

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we hated each other "Scream 2".

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We got married "Scream 3",

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and we got divorced "Scream 4".

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That's some of the roughest
wrestling I've seen.

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I used to go to wrestling
matches with him,

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and he'd get so excited.

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Yeah, I would say it
was a lot to handle,

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to see David at this point
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and everything was feeling
pretty good with our careers,

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and all of a sudden he
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I don't know, just he looked
like he should have been

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in "Earth, Wind and Fire",

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but instead he was going
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and he was loud, and
it was kind of insane.

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I remember feeling embarrassed,

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'cause he was just,
there's nothing small

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about the way he
embraced wrestling.

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World Heavyweight Champ, baby.

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Yeah, right.

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What's so funny.

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David, David, David,
you're not a wrestler.

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Can you show a penis or no?

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What network is
this, or whatever,

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penis friendly environment?

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These are some
Alexis' paintings.

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Toothless, look at David.

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Good looks.
Good looking.

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Too many dead
people in this book.

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Our mom was a
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and a teacher and
loved mythology.

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And our dad loved puppetry.

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He loved to play the ukulele,

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and we all had clown noses.

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It was a very
colorful childhood.

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I mean, there was a lot
of playing with David,

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and wrestling with David.

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Okay and the handball punch,

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and you crumble to the ground.

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That was the reenactment.

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Dave was like, in my
periphery, wrestling,

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like that's a joke,

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but it was like something
little kids were watching,

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and I was kind of
surprised by it, honestly.

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It was kind of the
first major left turn.

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David wants love, and they
never gave him the proper love

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for him showing
up in that world.

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I was the Heavyweight
Champion of the world.

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Thanks to my buddy,
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There were certain rules,

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one of which was don't
let celebrities come in

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and take advantage of wrestling.

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Don't expose the business,

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by making it look like anybody,
celebrity or non celebrity.

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Anybody could come
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and actually beat a wrestler.

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COMMENTATOR: And look at this,

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look at Trump, Donald Trump.

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The fact that you won the belt

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is what broke the
unwritten rule.

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You never do that.

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You didn't know the culture,
but that wasn't your fault,

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that was my fault, for
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You can blame me.

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The idea was tossed around to
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and get him in the ring,

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and he would get us headlines,

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and I'm not really
sure whose idea it was,

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I think Was Vince
Russo's idea originally.

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Did it accomplish
what you wanted?

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It accomplished
exactly what I wanted.

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You're on the cover USA today--

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Thank you.
All the newspapers--

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Yeah.
You transcend wrestling,

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which is that very--

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Well not transcended it,

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right then and there, I think
I killed the business forever.

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I loved wrestling as a kid,

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like it was
something I followed,

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and I was obsessive about it.

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So when I was part of the
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I was kind of like, just
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I mean, like seeing
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Then it all became
like really intense,

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and like you know what I mean?

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You find people spitting at you,

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and throwing shit at you,

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and just like saying the worst
things you could ever hear.

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The plan would be just to sort
of clear my name in a sense.

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And through the process,
honor wrestling.

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You know what I mean?

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I don't wanna be
smear on its history.

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So we're going to Detroit,

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and I'm gonna talk
to Brian Knobbs,

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one of the two members
of the Nasty Boys,

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to see if I can
make an appearance

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at his Legends of
Wrestling event.

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♪ We are the Nasty Boys ♪

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♪ We got a bad reputation ♪

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♪ When you see that Nasty-- ♪

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Like their theme song says,

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the Nasty Boys have a reputation

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for being the bad
boys of wrestling.

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So it's gonna take
some convincing

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for Brian to let me fight.

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♪ We're the boys-- ♪

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They're wrestling tomorrow,

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me come in somehow,

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if I can get approved
by the commission,

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the crowd would be hot about
it, you know what I mean?

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It'd be a start of a thing.

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You've been gone for
a while now, so--

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I know man.

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00:11:25.815 --> 00:11:27.425
Two days before, and--

255
00:11:27.512 --> 00:11:28.775
I got you, I got you.

256
00:11:28.862 --> 00:11:33.040
I'm not being a
dick about anything,

257
00:11:34.824 --> 00:11:37.435
I'm just doing business.

258
00:11:37.522 --> 00:11:40.047
DAVID: This fucking asshole.

259
00:11:40.134 --> 00:11:41.091
What you talking about?

260
00:11:41.178 --> 00:11:42.658
BRIAN: That's my partner.

261
00:11:52.276 --> 00:11:53.800
Do any of you wanna talk?

262
00:11:53.887 --> 00:11:55.236
I'm sorry bro.

263
00:12:05.725 --> 00:12:10.512
There's a lot of history
attached to this whole thing.

264
00:12:10.599 --> 00:12:11.774
That's kind of the story,

265
00:12:13.602 --> 00:12:15.647
that's why they got so heated.

266
00:12:16.779 --> 00:12:18.694
Histories, years and
years of families,

267
00:12:18.781 --> 00:12:21.828
generational history coming up,

268
00:12:21.915 --> 00:12:23.525
people destroying their bodies

269
00:12:23.612 --> 00:12:25.745
for this love that they
have for wrestling.

270
00:12:27.268 --> 00:12:30.750
So then the chosen few
that become real champions,

271
00:12:30.837 --> 00:12:32.360
and like not me,

272
00:12:32.447 --> 00:12:36.103
but real guys that have
given their lives for,

273
00:12:37.800 --> 00:12:39.671
they're 40 years old

274
00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:41.195
and seeing their knees are gone.

275
00:12:41.282 --> 00:12:41.978
You know what I mean?

276
00:12:42.065 --> 00:12:43.066
I understand it.

277
00:12:46.635 --> 00:12:47.462
I got it.

278
00:12:58.734 --> 00:13:01.215
I think a lot of wrestling
has to do with pride,

279
00:13:01.302 --> 00:13:04.740
and heritage, and legacy.

280
00:13:04.827 --> 00:13:07.264
That's why people got
really upset about,

281
00:13:07.351 --> 00:13:09.179
that I was an outsider.

282
00:13:13.793 --> 00:13:17.274
I don't really care
about being a champ,

283
00:13:17.361 --> 00:13:20.451
or anything like that,
I care about respect.

284
00:13:36.511 --> 00:13:37.729
I never got to wrestle.

285
00:13:37.817 --> 00:13:40.210
I mean, I got to
take some bumps,

286
00:13:40.297 --> 00:13:43.213
and move the story along,

287
00:13:43.300 --> 00:13:45.476
but they never like,
I never got a chance

288
00:13:45.563 --> 00:13:49.916
to do anything that
the fans would enjoy.

289
00:13:50.003 --> 00:13:52.875
I would love to just sort
of figure out this world,

290
00:13:52.962 --> 00:13:54.268
that's really what I wanna know.

291
00:13:54.355 --> 00:13:56.270
What is wrestling about?

292
00:13:57.749 --> 00:13:59.534
Why do fans love it so much?

293
00:13:59.621 --> 00:14:01.579
Why did they get so mad at me?

294
00:14:01.666 --> 00:14:05.540
I'd love to be able to wrestle,
trained, properly trained.

295
00:14:07.020 --> 00:14:08.935
I wanna train with
the real trainer,

296
00:14:09.022 --> 00:14:12.721
and just prove
myself in some way.

297
00:14:13.853 --> 00:14:15.463
And that's sort of the thing,

298
00:14:15.550 --> 00:14:18.205
I'm an actor, I wanna
become a wrestler.

299
00:14:21.991 --> 00:14:24.646
They didn't really
let us do anything.

300
00:14:27.562 --> 00:14:29.869
I just had to buy a ticket
and go in by myself.

301
00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:32.480
CHRISTINA: You're
a sensitive person.

302
00:14:32.567 --> 00:14:34.830
So why are you putting
yourself through this?

303
00:14:34.917 --> 00:14:37.659
Yeah, I mean, it's like
I'm not part of the family,

304
00:14:37.746 --> 00:14:39.443
which I get it.

305
00:14:39.530 --> 00:14:41.315
But you're kind of not, I mean,
don't you understand that?

306
00:14:41.402 --> 00:14:46.407
Sorry .
I'm a carnie at heart,

307
00:14:46.929 --> 00:14:47.799
I'm a carnie.

308
00:14:54.589 --> 00:14:58.288
You had two stents placed
in your coronary arteries,

309
00:14:58.375 --> 00:15:00.595
of the heart, to
prevent blood clots

310
00:15:00.682 --> 00:15:03.467
from forming inside the stent.

311
00:15:03.554 --> 00:15:05.948
You are taking two blood
thinning medications,

312
00:15:06.035 --> 00:15:08.385
and somebody punches you
in the face, or head,

313
00:15:08.472 --> 00:15:10.692
or belly, or anywhere.

314
00:15:10.779 --> 00:15:12.999
You could bruise and,
or bleed quite easily.

315
00:15:13.086 --> 00:15:14.826
Internally?
Right.

316
00:15:14.914 --> 00:15:17.960
Now what about like if, like
a 300 pound guy jumped on me?

317
00:15:18.047 --> 00:15:21.268
Is there like a chance of like--

318
00:15:21.355 --> 00:15:23.313
Well that can do
a lot of damage.

319
00:15:23.400 --> 00:15:25.533
I don't know if you can
wear a helmet during--

320
00:15:25.620 --> 00:15:27.970
That would
be a funny gimmick.

321
00:15:29.929 --> 00:15:31.582
Are you a fan of wrestling?

322
00:15:31.669 --> 00:15:32.801
Not really.
No?

323
00:15:43.377 --> 00:15:44.726
CHRISTINA: His
anxiety is crippling,

324
00:15:44.813 --> 00:15:47.033
and what his
psychiatrists found is,

325
00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:49.035
a lot of people
when you're anxious,

326
00:15:49.122 --> 00:15:51.037
you're able to like
actually calm yourself down,

327
00:15:51.124 --> 00:15:53.996
but David's always in a
state of such anxiety,

328
00:15:54.083 --> 00:15:56.825
that he never can really
calm himself down.

329
00:15:58.827 --> 00:16:01.830
Throw it at me, dad.
No, no, no.

330
00:16:08.576 --> 00:16:09.925
I mean, there is an element

331
00:16:10.012 --> 00:16:11.927
that nobody really
wants to grow up.

332
00:16:14.495 --> 00:16:15.409
You wanna like,

333
00:16:16.714 --> 00:16:17.977
I love the way
kids see the world.

334
00:16:19.848 --> 00:16:21.284
I hate growing up .

335
00:16:25.158 --> 00:16:26.898
KID: What's your name?

336
00:16:26.986 --> 00:16:30.293
David Arquette.
Hi, David Arquette.

337
00:16:30.990 --> 00:16:32.861
I'll be damned mama.

338
00:16:36.604 --> 00:16:37.561
INTERVIEWER: How is
the drinking going?

339
00:16:37.648 --> 00:16:39.085
Are you able to control it?

340
00:16:39.172 --> 00:16:41.087
Or are you just
completely out of control?

341
00:16:41.174 --> 00:16:42.784
DAVID: No, I control it.

342
00:16:42.871 --> 00:16:45.700
I mean, I have my wild
nights once in a while, but--

343
00:16:45.787 --> 00:16:47.615
INTERVIEWER: Right, and
are you an alcoholic?

344
00:16:47.702 --> 00:16:49.530
DAVID: Yeah, I am, I guess I--

345
00:16:49.617 --> 00:16:51.358
INTERVIEWER: You're a
functioning alcoholic.

346
00:16:51.445 --> 00:16:53.055
DAVID: I guess so, yeah.

347
00:16:53.142 --> 00:16:54.491
INTERVIEWER: If
you have children,

348
00:16:54.578 --> 00:16:56.015
if you have family
loved ones and so on,

349
00:16:56.102 --> 00:16:58.104
is there a degree of selfishness

350
00:16:58.191 --> 00:17:01.063
to coming back, if
you're an addict,

351
00:17:01.150 --> 00:17:02.804
into that world again?

352
00:17:02.891 --> 00:17:07.548
DAVID: I try to keep, the
addict inside me in check,

353
00:17:08.592 --> 00:17:10.638
and also the self
critical voice in check.

354
00:17:10.725 --> 00:17:11.856
I started drinking more,

355
00:17:11.943 --> 00:17:14.903
just sort of like I was unhappy.

356
00:17:15.991 --> 00:17:17.427
I wasn't being true to myself.

357
00:17:17.514 --> 00:17:18.385
OPRAH: Yeah.

358
00:17:30.136 --> 00:17:33.617
Just to recap David, real
quickly how this sort of works.

359
00:17:34.966 --> 00:17:39.623
So ketamine sort of gives us
a rapid antidepressant effect,

360
00:17:40.972 --> 00:17:43.975
and it'll give us sort of
a window of opportunity,

361
00:17:44.063 --> 00:17:46.674
where your mood is a
little bit more manageable,

362
00:17:46.761 --> 00:17:49.155
and you feel a little bit
lighter, a little bit better.

363
00:17:49.242 --> 00:17:51.157
Maybe a little bit less prone

364
00:17:51.244 --> 00:17:53.028
to like kind of
fall down that hole

365
00:17:53.115 --> 00:17:56.162
that you're kind of starting in.

366
00:17:56.249 --> 00:17:58.816
Keep up keep up with
positive thinking

367
00:17:58.903 --> 00:18:00.818
because we're gonna give the
infusion of ketamine now.

368
00:18:00.905 --> 00:18:02.037
Yeah, yeah.
So--

369
00:18:02.124 --> 00:18:04.996
Yes, yes, thank you guys,

370
00:18:05.084 --> 00:18:07.869
this thing is so dope.

371
00:18:07.956 --> 00:18:09.088
I'm awesome.

372
00:18:10.698 --> 00:18:12.526
I love you so much.

373
00:18:13.266 --> 00:18:16.138
This is the fucking game.

374
00:18:16.225 --> 00:18:18.793
And it's so fucking dope.

375
00:18:20.795 --> 00:18:22.492
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait,

376
00:18:22.579 --> 00:18:24.015
wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait,

377
00:18:24.103 --> 00:18:29.108
guys, guys, guys,
guys, ketamine.

378
00:18:36.158 --> 00:18:40.467
We are so, love is love.

379
00:18:42.033 --> 00:18:43.122
Life is life.

380
00:18:44.079 --> 00:18:45.820
I'm happy you're happy.

381
00:18:45.907 --> 00:18:49.084
No, stop it mother fucker.

382
00:18:49.171 --> 00:18:50.651
No.
Okay David.

383
00:18:50.738 --> 00:18:55.699
Stop, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

384
00:19:01.705 --> 00:19:03.098
CHRISTINA: Lay down my love.

385
00:19:03.185 --> 00:19:05.013
David we need to lay
you down, come on buddy.

386
00:19:05.100 --> 00:19:08.799
Rest, good job, just rest.
Just relax.

387
00:19:08.886 --> 00:19:09.931
Sit back and relax.

388
00:19:10.018 --> 00:19:10.888
I've got to put the monitors on.

389
00:19:10.975 --> 00:19:13.152
Yeah, just relax okay.

390
00:19:14.718 --> 00:19:18.157
Ketamine is what we call
a dissociative anesthetic.

391
00:19:18.244 --> 00:19:20.724
Psychiatrists, and
medicine is using it now,

392
00:19:21.856 --> 00:19:25.686
for its rapid and acute
antidepressant facts.

393
00:19:29.255 --> 00:19:30.778
There's a lot going
on with David.

394
00:19:30.865 --> 00:19:32.519
There's a lot going on

395
00:19:32.606 --> 00:19:36.871
both sort of psychologically/
kind of personality wise.

396
00:19:38.046 --> 00:19:41.832
Also kind of childhood
wise, also brain wise.

397
00:19:41.919 --> 00:19:43.660
So this is David's brain,

398
00:19:43.747 --> 00:19:45.140
sort of at rest, when he was
just sitting in the scanner,

399
00:19:45.227 --> 00:19:48.012
and not engaged in
any particular task.

400
00:19:48.099 --> 00:19:49.753
What's notable about this scan

401
00:19:49.840 --> 00:19:52.974
is that the anterior component
of his frontal cortex,

402
00:19:53.061 --> 00:19:55.063
is smaller than
would be expected.

403
00:19:55.150 --> 00:19:58.719
And sometimes that can happen
with psychiatric conditions.

404
00:19:58.806 --> 00:20:00.634
Also, it can sort
of be the result

405
00:20:00.721 --> 00:20:02.636
if there's been any
damage to the brain,

406
00:20:02.723 --> 00:20:03.854
in terms of like a car accident,

407
00:20:03.941 --> 00:20:05.029
traumatic brain injury.

408
00:20:05.116 --> 00:20:06.727
CHRISTINA: Which he had, yeah.

409
00:20:06.814 --> 00:20:08.685
MICHAEL: Frankly, his results
are like very complex.

410
00:20:08.772 --> 00:20:10.339
CHRISTINA: Yeah, it was
like layers and layers.

411
00:20:10.426 --> 00:20:11.993
Yeah, yes, I guess the
take home message for David

412
00:20:12.080 --> 00:20:16.215
is that his brain isn't
connected in a typical way.

413
00:20:23.091 --> 00:20:24.919
Our grandfather, Cliff Arquette,

414
00:20:25.006 --> 00:20:26.747
was this comedian Charlie Weaver

415
00:20:26.834 --> 00:20:30.185
who was on "Jack Paar's Show",
and "Hollywood Squares".

416
00:20:30.272 --> 00:20:32.100
And then our father,
Lewis Arquette,

417
00:20:33.406 --> 00:20:34.929
was a character actor.

418
00:20:35.016 --> 00:20:37.018
He had parts on "The Waltons",

419
00:20:37.105 --> 00:20:39.716
and he would do commercials.

420
00:20:39.803 --> 00:20:44.199
My family moved to Virginia,
to move to a commune.

421
00:20:44.286 --> 00:20:47.289
They started it with a
bunch of their friends,

422
00:20:47.376 --> 00:20:48.595
and they wanted to kind of build

423
00:20:48.682 --> 00:20:50.597
this little utopian society.

424
00:20:50.684 --> 00:20:52.860
And David was born
there, on the commune,

425
00:20:52.947 --> 00:20:54.601
no electricity, no bathroom,

426
00:20:54.688 --> 00:20:56.994
I don't think there
was running water even.

427
00:20:57.081 --> 00:20:58.866
I mean, my dad had
a lot of issues.

428
00:20:58.953 --> 00:21:00.346
My mom had a lot of issues.

429
00:21:00.433 --> 00:21:02.609
She was abusive to us
when we were little.

430
00:21:02.696 --> 00:21:05.046
I mean, she choked
me to the point once,

431
00:21:05.133 --> 00:21:07.962
where I started blacking out.

432
00:21:08.049 --> 00:21:09.616
I think David was impacted

433
00:21:09.703 --> 00:21:12.053
by feeling like he needed
to be the perfect son,

434
00:21:12.140 --> 00:21:15.230
and cannot fix it, being
the best kid in the world.

435
00:21:15.317 --> 00:21:16.623
You just can't.

436
00:21:18.451 --> 00:21:22.324
DAVID: My dad was just like
my favorite funny person.

437
00:21:22.411 --> 00:21:23.978
He died when I was 29.

438
00:21:26.459 --> 00:21:28.635
I loved watching
wrestling with my dad,

439
00:21:28.722 --> 00:21:32.203
and he actually did the voice
to Jimmy Superfly Snuka,

440
00:21:32.291 --> 00:21:33.944
and he was one of my
favorite wrestlers.

441
00:21:34.031 --> 00:21:35.772
You take one more
step toward her,

442
00:21:35.859 --> 00:21:38.340
and you'll see why
they call me Superfly.

443
00:21:43.737 --> 00:21:45.173
So I have this
promoter who called

444
00:21:45.260 --> 00:21:47.784
about me doing a signing
in Richmond, Virginia.

445
00:21:47.871 --> 00:21:50.657
So I'm gonna call him back.

446
00:21:52.746 --> 00:21:53.703
CHRIS: Hey man, how are you?

447
00:21:53.790 --> 00:21:55.139
I'm good, I'm so excited.

448
00:21:55.226 --> 00:21:56.706
Thanks for thinking
of me for this thing.

449
00:21:56.793 --> 00:21:58.099
CHRIS: Absolutely man,

450
00:21:58.186 --> 00:21:59.883
we've got the signing
going on for you.

451
00:21:59.970 --> 00:22:01.668
Then we've got RXW,
we've got you there

452
00:22:01.755 --> 00:22:04.323
it's one of the hottest
promotions on the East Coast.

453
00:22:04.410 --> 00:22:07.108
Thanks man, well I'm excited.

454
00:22:07.195 --> 00:22:09.110
I'm not sure I'm
allowed to fight yet,

455
00:22:09.197 --> 00:22:12.113
but I can maybe get in the
ring, and crash talk someone.

456
00:22:12.200 --> 00:22:13.810
CHRIS: Yeah man, we
can't wait to see you.

457
00:22:13.897 --> 00:22:14.855
Okay, you too.

458
00:22:15.899 --> 00:22:17.205
Alright brother.
Bye.

459
00:22:19.207 --> 00:22:22.123
Okay, I guess that's good.

460
00:22:22.210 --> 00:22:24.995
I'm not ready to
wrestle right now.

461
00:22:25.082 --> 00:22:26.954
I'm in no shape,

462
00:22:27.041 --> 00:22:29.304
one thing I don't
wanna do is go back

463
00:22:29.391 --> 00:22:31.915
into the ring unprepared,

464
00:22:32.002 --> 00:22:34.396
not with the right
music, and gimmick,

465
00:22:34.483 --> 00:22:38.748
and costume, and
persona, and who is it?

466
00:22:38.835 --> 00:22:39.488
Who am I?

467
00:22:40.794 --> 00:22:42.404
So we'll see how this goes.

468
00:22:42.491 --> 00:22:43.927
It sounds a little shady.

469
00:22:46.234 --> 00:22:49.368
Can you help me with, I
have to find some costumes.

470
00:22:51.239 --> 00:22:54.111
So this is like a
fire retardant suit,

471
00:22:54.198 --> 00:22:57.854
but this is not exactly the
kind of thing I'm looking for.

472
00:22:57.941 --> 00:23:00.857
And these are my
Blockbuster Awards.

473
00:23:00.944 --> 00:23:03.120
The Drama Teachers Association

474
00:23:03.207 --> 00:23:06.167
of Southern California,
High School Film Festival,

475
00:23:06.254 --> 00:23:10.345
Individual Humorous Award,
second place .

476
00:23:11.302 --> 00:23:11.955
Oh look, Kanye.

477
00:23:13.435 --> 00:23:14.262
Yeah, Yeezy, Yeah, Yeezy.

478
00:23:21.487 --> 00:23:25.012
I think this is the one
with the, yeah, oh yeah.

479
00:23:27.014 --> 00:23:32.019
So this is crazy wizards cave,

480
00:23:33.107 --> 00:23:37.024
and I think if I
take this collar off,

481
00:23:37.111 --> 00:23:39.809
I can do like a
Ric Flair kind of.

482
00:23:39.896 --> 00:23:43.117
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one.

483
00:24:02.310 --> 00:24:03.398
Hello, hi.
We've got a client.

484
00:24:03.485 --> 00:24:05.052
Hi there.
I'm David.

485
00:24:05.139 --> 00:24:06.314
Hi David, I'm Craig.

486
00:24:06.401 --> 00:24:07.097
Hey Craig.
Mario, nice to meet you.

487
00:24:07.184 --> 00:24:08.185
What's up Mario?

488
00:24:08.272 --> 00:24:09.926
What are we gonna do for you?

489
00:24:10.013 --> 00:24:11.711
I'm going to a wrestling,

490
00:24:11.798 --> 00:24:15.149
like a signing convention,
and I need to sign pictures.

491
00:24:15.236 --> 00:24:17.064
Amazing, really?
Yeah, yeah.

492
00:24:17.151 --> 00:24:18.021
Alright.

493
00:24:19.501 --> 00:24:21.764
Can you help me?
Yeah.

494
00:24:24.245 --> 00:24:26.856
Good, you are godlike.

495
00:24:26.943 --> 00:24:28.075
You are the man.

496
00:24:31.034 --> 00:24:33.907
♪ I know nothing
stays the same. ♪

497
00:24:33.994 --> 00:24:35.474
Yeah.

498
00:24:35.561 --> 00:24:36.866
♪ But if you're willing
to play the game ♪

499
00:24:36.953 --> 00:24:37.998
Alright David, move
this way one step,

500
00:24:38.085 --> 00:24:39.913
perfect, perfect, right there.

501
00:24:40.000 --> 00:24:42.263
Awesome, now look at
my light and position.

502
00:24:42.350 --> 00:24:45.353
And on three, hold on
one, two and three.

503
00:24:46.310 --> 00:24:48.095
Oh my goodness!

504
00:24:48.182 --> 00:24:50.097
We got some flame action.

505
00:24:50.184 --> 00:24:51.838
This elbow here.
Okay.

506
00:24:51.925 --> 00:24:54.275
And this goes underneath here.

507
00:24:54.362 --> 00:24:56.538
Chin down, chin down, perfect!

508
00:24:56.625 --> 00:25:00.934
The other hand
off like .

509
00:25:03.937 --> 00:25:05.591
Perfect, you are the best
photographer I ever worked with.

510
00:25:05.678 --> 00:25:07.506
Thank you so much.

511
00:25:07.593 --> 00:25:09.290
♪ Then you break a window ♪

512
00:25:09.377 --> 00:25:11.858
Dad, well this is like the
dumbest idea I've ever heard.

513
00:25:11.945 --> 00:25:14.164
One you're dressed
up like a wizard.

514
00:25:14.251 --> 00:25:17.124
I know, it's too wizardy,
I will take this off.

515
00:25:17.211 --> 00:25:18.168
Oh my God!

516
00:25:18.255 --> 00:25:20.214
It's gonna be huge, right?

517
00:25:21.389 --> 00:25:25.306
♪ I know nothing
stays the same. ♪

518
00:25:25.393 --> 00:25:29.484
♪ But if you're willing
to play the game ♪

519
00:25:29.571 --> 00:25:30.877
I'm just kind of sick

520
00:25:30.964 --> 00:25:33.053
of being a joke to
be honest with you.

521
00:25:35.446 --> 00:25:37.623
If you're part of the joke,

522
00:25:37.710 --> 00:25:40.582
it's not as painful as
if you are the joke.

523
00:25:43.716 --> 00:25:46.327
Hollywood doesn't
take me seriously.

524
00:25:46.414 --> 00:25:49.112
The sort of media thinks
I'm a bit of a joke.

525
00:25:50.723 --> 00:25:52.333
I mean, a lot of these
people haven't seen

526
00:25:52.420 --> 00:25:53.943
what I could do in a ring.

527
00:26:05.433 --> 00:26:07.653
Okay, come on Scooter, let's go.

528
00:26:46.039 --> 00:26:47.431
He killed the business,

529
00:26:47.518 --> 00:26:49.999
and a black belt that
a guy like Ric Flair,

530
00:26:50.086 --> 00:26:53.046
or Herley Race, Steam,
Ricky Steamboat,

531
00:26:53.133 --> 00:26:56.223
hell honestly pisses me off.

532
00:26:56.310 --> 00:26:58.399
'Cause the guys
that rode the roads,

533
00:26:58.486 --> 00:27:00.140
and do what we do right now,

534
00:27:00.227 --> 00:27:02.403
busted their ass
for their families.

535
00:27:02.490 --> 00:27:04.405
You know how many times
I've missed Christmas,

536
00:27:04.492 --> 00:27:08.061
with my family, how many times
I've missed anniversaries?

537
00:27:08.148 --> 00:27:09.671
And a guy from Hollywood,

538
00:27:09.758 --> 00:27:12.239
gets to hold the greatest
title in the world.

539
00:27:12.326 --> 00:27:13.153
How much are they?

540
00:27:13.240 --> 00:27:14.328
Ten I think.

541
00:27:15.198 --> 00:27:16.286
Thank you.

542
00:27:17.636 --> 00:27:19.202
Yeah, that's so
cool, thank you man.

543
00:27:19.289 --> 00:27:20.334
You got it?

544
00:27:22.641 --> 00:27:25.078
So tonight we're going to
a backyard wrestling thing,

545
00:27:25.165 --> 00:27:26.383
but it's a real match.

546
00:27:26.470 --> 00:27:27.646
You know what I mean?

547
00:27:27.733 --> 00:27:30.126
So I have all
these magic tricks,

548
00:27:30.213 --> 00:27:31.780
like I have this

549
00:27:31.867 --> 00:27:33.477
like big stick I can make
appear out of nowhere.

550
00:27:34.783 --> 00:27:37.351
But it's pretty big, and
then I could hit him with it.

551
00:27:40.397 --> 00:27:43.531
'Cause it's the first person
that's invited me really.

552
00:27:43.618 --> 00:27:46.099
David has got a passion
for this business,

553
00:27:46.186 --> 00:27:49.450
and I like to see him
succeed in making a return

554
00:27:49.537 --> 00:27:53.019
to this sport, and having fun
doing what he loves to do.

555
00:27:53.106 --> 00:27:55.586
And if I can do
anything to help him,

556
00:27:55.674 --> 00:27:58.546
to get him where he needs
to be, I'm gonna do it.

557
00:28:07.424 --> 00:28:09.644
I mean Smudger Man mainly
went with the elbow,

558
00:28:09.731 --> 00:28:11.037
of the top--

559
00:28:11.124 --> 00:28:12.386
Yeah, right, off the
top rope brother.

560
00:28:12.473 --> 00:28:14.475
And man I miss him, I miss the--

561
00:28:14.562 --> 00:28:16.303
DAVID: I do too, he
was so great man.

562
00:28:16.390 --> 00:28:19.698
Yeah, right, snap
that slim jim, right?

563
00:28:19.785 --> 00:28:22.744
Yeah.
You know these guys granted,

564
00:28:22.831 --> 00:28:26.052
they don't know
what they're doing.

565
00:28:26.139 --> 00:28:28.228
You're gonna be back
in business again.

566
00:28:28.315 --> 00:28:29.533
Thank you.
Brother, you're gonna

567
00:28:29.620 --> 00:28:31.710
be in the ring,
redeeming yourself.

568
00:28:42.242 --> 00:28:44.113
David Arqutte's gonna
learn a little thing

569
00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:46.768
about respecting the business.

570
00:28:46.855 --> 00:28:48.335
Alright, when he steps
in this yard with us,

571
00:28:48.422 --> 00:28:51.120
we're serious about what we do,

572
00:28:51.207 --> 00:28:52.556
he's gonna learn.

573
00:28:54.602 --> 00:28:56.778
Paying dues in order
to get where we are.

574
00:28:56.865 --> 00:28:58.301
So this is it?

575
00:28:59.563 --> 00:29:01.174
Look, you got me, okay.
Okay.

576
00:29:01.261 --> 00:29:02.262
It's backyard wrestling company,

577
00:29:02.349 --> 00:29:03.524
but the main thing is here.

578
00:29:03.611 --> 00:29:04.612
We're here to have fun.

579
00:29:04.699 --> 00:29:05.569
Alright, you cool with that?

580
00:29:05.656 --> 00:29:07.093
Yeah, I love that fun,

581
00:29:07.180 --> 00:29:08.355
I mean, I'm in the fun business.

582
00:29:08.442 --> 00:29:09.443
Awesome, so what I just need

583
00:29:09.530 --> 00:29:10.749
for you to do is get changed,

584
00:29:10.836 --> 00:29:12.054
whenever you're
ready, come on out.

585
00:29:12.141 --> 00:29:13.186
I didn't think
there was gonna be

586
00:29:13.273 --> 00:29:14.361
like thousands of people anyway,

587
00:29:14.448 --> 00:29:17.059
but I don't think
there's anybody here.

588
00:29:18.191 --> 00:29:19.322
They're just a bunch
of kids having fun,

589
00:29:19.409 --> 00:29:20.671
and I like to have fun.

590
00:29:20.759 --> 00:29:22.804
So we'll be silly,
we'll have fun.

591
00:29:22.891 --> 00:29:25.415
I'm trying this new gimmick out,

592
00:29:25.502 --> 00:29:28.549
so it's time to
unleash the Magic Man.

593
00:29:28.636 --> 00:29:31.682
Introducing first, making
his way to the rings

594
00:29:31.770 --> 00:29:35.295
from Prince George
Virginia, Elijah Wade.

595
00:29:39.690 --> 00:29:40.735
Let me hear you one more time.

596
00:29:47.220 --> 00:29:48.395
Come on Eli.

597
00:29:48.482 --> 00:29:50.136
ELI: No, no, no.

598
00:29:52.312 --> 00:29:54.531
CROWD: Come on Eli.

599
00:29:54.618 --> 00:29:57.404
CROWD: Let's go, let's go.

600
00:29:57.491 --> 00:29:59.232
CROWD: Holy shit!

601
00:30:00.494 --> 00:30:04.280
Fuck you.
That's right, you tell him.

602
00:30:04.367 --> 00:30:06.152
So the ring collapsed
at the bottom,

603
00:30:06.239 --> 00:30:08.589
so what we're gonna do,
is we're gonna jack it up,

604
00:30:08.676 --> 00:30:10.330
get some two by
fours, and some tires,

605
00:30:10.417 --> 00:30:12.245
and we're gonna get this
thing back on the road again.

606
00:30:12.332 --> 00:30:14.595
You crazy bastards have
been jumping and flipping

607
00:30:14.682 --> 00:30:15.857
all over on this damn thing,

608
00:30:15.944 --> 00:30:17.293
and there was
never a bolt there?

609
00:30:17.380 --> 00:30:18.729
I was in jail when
this was built.

610
00:30:20.819 --> 00:30:22.472
It's comforting,
it's comforting.

611
00:30:26.737 --> 00:30:31.481
He's the NPYWA International
Heavyweight Champion.

612
00:30:31.568 --> 00:30:35.181
This is the extreme
massacre, Corey Jegere.

613
00:30:47.976 --> 00:30:53.155
He is a former WCW champion,

614
00:30:54.026 --> 00:30:57.290
he is David Arquette.

615
00:30:58.552 --> 00:31:00.293
CROWD: Shut up, dude.

616
00:31:00.380 --> 00:31:02.469
No, I am the Magic Man.

617
00:31:05.733 --> 00:31:08.214
CROWD: Are you
serious right now?

618
00:31:08.301 --> 00:31:10.520
I though you guys--
I am the Magic Man,

619
00:31:10.607 --> 00:31:11.652
Hollywood magic.

620
00:31:11.739 --> 00:31:12.653
CROWD: Oh my God--

621
00:31:12.740 --> 00:31:13.959
I'm a star baby.

622
00:31:14.046 --> 00:31:15.525
CROWD: This is sad David.

623
00:31:15.612 --> 00:31:16.787
You're not a real champion.
You're not a real,

624
00:31:16.875 --> 00:31:17.876
this is sad.

625
00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:21.967
Fucking pussy, get in here.

626
00:31:22.054 --> 00:31:25.622
Respect me, get in my
ring and respect me.

627
00:31:26.754 --> 00:31:27.755
CROWD: Don't kill yourself.

628
00:31:27.842 --> 00:31:28.799
Oh my God!
Can you do this,

629
00:31:28.887 --> 00:31:30.236
can you get in the ring?

630
00:31:30.323 --> 00:31:32.499
Magic Man made his
acting career disappear.

631
00:31:39.332 --> 00:31:41.638
The magic got me big money.

632
00:31:46.469 --> 00:31:47.775
My magic is epic.

633
00:31:58.873 --> 00:32:00.222
He's choking.

634
00:32:01.615 --> 00:32:02.616
Let's go Hollywood,

635
00:32:02.703 --> 00:32:03.791
I thought you wanted this!

636
00:32:03.878 --> 00:32:05.358
This is what you want right?

637
00:32:05.445 --> 00:32:07.490
To come back into
wrestling, right?

638
00:32:07.577 --> 00:32:08.448
CROWD: He ain't ready.

639
00:32:08.535 --> 00:32:10.493
CROWD: He's not ready.

640
00:32:14.106 --> 00:32:15.934
CROWD: Throw that piece
of trash out of here.

641
00:32:16.021 --> 00:32:17.761
He's back holy shit.

642
00:32:21.635 --> 00:32:23.028
Let's go, come on.

643
00:32:23.115 --> 00:32:24.986
Let's go, come on.

644
00:32:25.073 --> 00:32:26.031
Get in here.

645
00:32:26.118 --> 00:32:27.423
CROWD: I think he's done.

646
00:32:27.510 --> 00:32:30.557
Bro, bro I think
he's done, seriously.

647
00:32:30.644 --> 00:32:32.472
Holy shit, oh damn.

648
00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:34.561
CROWD: Let's go.

649
00:32:34.648 --> 00:32:36.345
Oh, crap.
Come on.

650
00:32:36.432 --> 00:32:37.868
Holy shit.
Oh my god.

651
00:32:37.956 --> 00:32:39.740
CROWD: Oh my god.

652
00:32:50.838 --> 00:32:53.449
CROWD: Oh damn, no he's not.

653
00:32:55.669 --> 00:32:57.279
Bro.
Oh my God!

654
00:32:59.107 --> 00:33:00.065
Holy.
No.

655
00:33:00.152 --> 00:33:01.980
No, no.
No, no, no.

656
00:33:08.943 --> 00:33:11.685
CROWD: That's right Hollywood.

657
00:33:15.036 --> 00:33:16.081
CROWD: Are you
serious right now.

658
00:33:16.168 --> 00:33:18.474
Are you alright brother?

659
00:33:51.116 --> 00:33:53.814
I feel like we gave him
a microcosm of wrestling,

660
00:33:53.901 --> 00:33:55.381
like if he wants
to really get in,

661
00:33:55.468 --> 00:33:57.035
he dealt with a shitty promoter,

662
00:33:57.122 --> 00:33:58.862
who gassed his head up.

663
00:33:58.949 --> 00:34:00.647
Gave all the promises
in the world,

664
00:34:00.734 --> 00:34:02.431
and he came in here,
and got his ass whooped,

665
00:34:02.518 --> 00:34:03.954
and didn't even get paid.

666
00:34:04.042 --> 00:34:05.956
If that's not wrestling,
I don't know what is.

667
00:34:06.044 --> 00:34:09.003
I hope he can learn about
what wrestling really is,

668
00:34:09.090 --> 00:34:10.700
and get that heart for it,

669
00:34:10.787 --> 00:34:12.137
and come out here
every day like we do.

670
00:34:12.224 --> 00:34:14.443
I really hope he does.

671
00:34:22.930 --> 00:34:25.541
Are you serious about
getting back in this sport?

672
00:34:25.628 --> 00:34:28.588
Yeah.
Do you, I mean, seriously?

673
00:34:29.763 --> 00:34:32.548
Do you want to do what I do?

674
00:34:32.635 --> 00:34:34.681
Do you wanna do
what Ric Flair does?

675
00:34:34.768 --> 00:34:36.509
Do you wanna do what
Jimmy valiant does?

676
00:34:36.596 --> 00:34:38.641
Do you wanna do what's
in your heart to do?

677
00:34:38.728 --> 00:34:39.773
I do.
Okay.

678
00:34:40.948 --> 00:34:42.906
Now let's get you some friend.

679
00:34:48.521 --> 00:34:50.523
Don't make me get an
edge show you what to do.

680
00:34:50.610 --> 00:34:51.872
'Cause you ain't gon like it

681
00:34:51.959 --> 00:34:53.047
if I got to get in
there and do it.

682
00:34:57.660 --> 00:34:59.662
Drop down, leap forward.

683
00:35:00.620 --> 00:35:02.143
I know I need training,

684
00:35:02.230 --> 00:35:04.798
And last night was like
a big example of that.

685
00:35:04.885 --> 00:35:07.148
I mean, I learned the hard way

686
00:35:07.235 --> 00:35:09.194
that you have to train.

687
00:35:09.281 --> 00:35:14.024
You have to wrestle
with professionals,

688
00:35:14.112 --> 00:35:16.810
I mean, if you
wanna do it right.

689
00:35:20.814 --> 00:35:23.077
Alright boys, y'all ready?

690
00:35:23.164 --> 00:35:23.817
Let's do it.

691
00:35:25.688 --> 00:35:26.950
And you'll get to feel force.

692
00:35:27.037 --> 00:35:28.343
You'll be doing
this, doing this,

693
00:35:28.430 --> 00:35:29.475
all over sudden, you
know what's next,

694
00:35:29.562 --> 00:35:30.693
just nice and easy.

695
00:35:30.780 --> 00:35:33.043
So that's number one.
Okay.

696
00:35:44.838 --> 00:35:47.493
Y'all
need to lock it up,

697
00:35:47.580 --> 00:35:49.234
make it look good.

698
00:35:49.321 --> 00:35:50.191
Arquette comes down here
and he thinks everything gon

699
00:35:50.278 --> 00:35:51.236
be all peachy and cream.

700
00:35:51.323 --> 00:35:52.585
Arquette, when he got here,

701
00:35:52.672 --> 00:35:54.152
he's all laughing and joking.

702
00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:55.501
Well, you don't see him
laughing and joking now,

703
00:35:55.588 --> 00:35:56.937
he's sweating out there.

704
00:35:57.024 --> 00:35:58.678
He's waiting for a water break.

705
00:35:58.765 --> 00:36:01.507
He may not get a water
break today, alright?

706
00:36:01.594 --> 00:36:02.725
This ain't the movies.

707
00:36:02.812 --> 00:36:03.770
We don't have stunt dummies,

708
00:36:03.857 --> 00:36:05.250
you do it yourself here.

709
00:36:05.337 --> 00:36:07.774
So when he's out there,
he's learning, okay?

710
00:36:07.861 --> 00:36:09.384
He's learning.

711
00:36:09.471 --> 00:36:11.169
I don't know what he
wants to get out of this.

712
00:36:11.256 --> 00:36:12.822
But he's learning, and he's
learning the right way to do.

713
00:36:12.909 --> 00:36:14.781
So now he's got a good idea
of what it's really like

714
00:36:14.868 --> 00:36:18.088
to be in there
with the big boys.

715
00:36:59.347 --> 00:37:01.001
It felt really good to train.

716
00:37:02.263 --> 00:37:06.136
Though I learned some of
that stuff 18 years ago,

717
00:37:06.224 --> 00:37:11.229
I didn't have a training
session quite like that,

718
00:37:12.708 --> 00:37:14.275
where it's really teaching
you the fundamentals.

719
00:37:15.755 --> 00:37:18.018
What I love about
wrestling is the majesty,

720
00:37:18.105 --> 00:37:22.196
like it's a larger than life.

721
00:37:22.283 --> 00:37:26.853
It's this mythological world,

722
00:37:26.940 --> 00:37:30.596
where there's the good
guys and the bad guys.

723
00:37:30.683 --> 00:37:31.945
They're like gods.

724
00:37:33.773 --> 00:37:36.863
It's funny, I've been watching
a lot of like old matches.

725
00:37:38.038 --> 00:37:39.866
And it's all like
coming back to me,

726
00:37:39.953 --> 00:37:42.738
like why I fell in love with it.

727
00:37:45.437 --> 00:37:48.614
It occurred to me like when
I was watching Macho Man,

728
00:37:48.701 --> 00:37:51.878
that I was in love
with Miss Elizabeth.

729
00:37:51.965 --> 00:37:55.360
Like she literally, she
looks like my wife too.

730
00:37:55.447 --> 00:37:57.187
She looks like Christina.

731
00:37:57.275 --> 00:37:58.972
God bless you girl

732
00:38:10.288 --> 00:38:12.986
CROWD: Are you
kidding me right now?

733
00:38:13.073 --> 00:38:18.078
What are your feelings about
possibly me doing it again?

734
00:38:18.992 --> 00:38:19.949
I don't like this.

735
00:38:20.036 --> 00:38:21.168
You don't like this idea.

736
00:38:21.255 --> 00:38:22.387
Why?

737
00:38:22.474 --> 00:38:23.997
What are your thoughts Charlie?

738
00:38:24.084 --> 00:38:25.259
Should I wrestle again?

739
00:38:26.478 --> 00:38:29.698
Yeah.
That's my boy.

740
00:38:31.961 --> 00:38:33.876
How does Christina
feel about this?

741
00:38:33.963 --> 00:38:35.922
She's on the fence for sure.

742
00:38:36.009 --> 00:38:37.271
He's afraid of growing old.

743
00:38:37.358 --> 00:38:39.926
I've loved wrestling
my whole life.

744
00:38:40.013 --> 00:38:41.406
I was looking online,

745
00:38:41.493 --> 00:38:43.930
and I'm pretty sure I
found myself ringside

746
00:38:44.017 --> 00:38:46.324
under The Giant match.

747
00:38:48.891 --> 00:38:50.719
David, on top of the fact

748
00:38:50.806 --> 00:38:53.287
that it's like
really bad timing.

749
00:38:53.374 --> 00:38:54.767
You haven't asked me?

750
00:38:54.854 --> 00:38:56.464
You have to like ask me, right?

751
00:38:56.551 --> 00:38:59.119
I know, I'm sort of asking
you right now, aren't I?

752
00:38:59.206 --> 00:39:00.860
But that's a little unfair.

753
00:39:04.211 --> 00:39:05.081
We can talk about it.

754
00:39:05.168 --> 00:39:06.169
It sounds like a dream,

755
00:39:06.256 --> 00:39:07.606
it sounds like a dream,

756
00:39:07.693 --> 00:39:10.130
like you're dreaming,
it's not a reality.

757
00:39:10.217 --> 00:39:11.000
I don't know why
I have to do it,

758
00:39:11.087 --> 00:39:12.306
and I got to do it.

759
00:39:12.393 --> 00:39:14.439
It's just something I gotta do.

760
00:39:14.526 --> 00:39:16.354
You don't know how
these guys treat me.

761
00:39:30.106 --> 00:39:32.108
How are you doing buddy.

762
00:39:33.066 --> 00:39:34.459
Not bad.

763
00:39:34.546 --> 00:39:36.286
I just started wrestling again,

764
00:39:36.374 --> 00:39:38.811
and people are still
giving me crap.

765
00:39:38.898 --> 00:39:39.855
It's alright buddy,

766
00:39:39.942 --> 00:39:41.857
don't take it personally.

767
00:39:41.944 --> 00:39:43.990
Easy for you to say.

768
00:39:44.077 --> 00:39:46.035
Why do you think
they hate me so much?

769
00:39:48.211 --> 00:39:53.216
Because you never deserved
to be the champion.

770
00:39:54.304 --> 00:39:55.567
COMMENTATOR: Did
David Arquette just,

771
00:39:55.654 --> 00:39:57.090
David Arquette won
the world title.

772
00:39:57.177 --> 00:39:58.874
Yeah, why don't you mind
your own business pal?

773
00:39:58.961 --> 00:40:03.139
Yeah, well then let's
settle this in the ring.

774
00:40:04.924 --> 00:40:07.100
We're ready,

775
00:40:07.187 --> 00:40:08.362
tournament fighting background--

776
00:40:08.449 --> 00:40:09.363
Get back.

777
00:40:17.589 --> 00:40:18.851
Must fight.

778
00:40:33.213 --> 00:40:37.130
Elbow, it's going up top.

779
00:40:41.569 --> 00:40:42.918
One, two, three.

780
00:40:47.967 --> 00:40:49.403
COMMENTATOR: Did
David Arquette just,

781
00:40:49.490 --> 00:40:50.752
What's going on here?

782
00:40:50.839 --> 00:40:54.016
David Arquette won
the world title.

783
00:40:55.148 --> 00:40:56.018
NARRATOR: Diamond Dallas
Page tried to tell him

784
00:40:56.105 --> 00:40:57.846
it was a bad idea.

785
00:40:57.933 --> 00:41:00.240
But beyond that, like,
what could we do about it?

786
00:41:00.327 --> 00:41:01.502
The last thing on the planet,

787
00:41:01.589 --> 00:41:03.373
David Arquette wanted to do,

788
00:41:03.461 --> 00:41:05.941
was become a Heavyweight
World Champion,

789
00:41:06.028 --> 00:41:07.987
'cause he actually
respected this sport.

790
00:41:08.074 --> 00:41:10.946
And when they told me to
finish that day, I laughed.

791
00:41:11.033 --> 00:41:12.426
I go and tell David, he's like,

792
00:41:12.513 --> 00:41:16.169
"No, no, dude, we
can't do that."

793
00:41:16.256 --> 00:41:18.911
It's the biggest disgrace in
professional wrestling history.

794
00:41:18.998 --> 00:41:21.261
But I couldn't do it
because I have a booker

795
00:41:21.348 --> 00:41:24.046
that tells me what
needs to be done.

796
00:41:24.133 --> 00:41:27.833
So let me ask you, if
you were in his spot,

797
00:41:27.920 --> 00:41:30.879
and they said, we're gonna
put the world title on you,

798
00:41:30.966 --> 00:41:33.142
we all know you
wouldn't do it, right?

799
00:41:37.582 --> 00:41:40.019
JERRY: Hello.
Hello, Jerry.

800
00:41:40.106 --> 00:41:42.108
My BFF.
My BFF.

801
00:41:42.195 --> 00:41:45.111
David has lost his
mind yet again.

802
00:41:45.198 --> 00:41:46.721
He's going down to Mexico

803
00:41:46.808 --> 00:41:49.376
to train with the wrestler
Diamond Dallas page.

804
00:41:51.073 --> 00:41:52.771
I would feel better knowing
that you were there.

805
00:41:52.858 --> 00:41:55.121
David and Jerry met five
years ago with the Super Bowl.

806
00:41:55.208 --> 00:41:58.951
Jerry was wearing first
responders Sandy Hook t-shirt.

807
00:41:59.038 --> 00:42:00.256
And David went up
to him and said,

808
00:42:00.343 --> 00:42:01.170
"Do you have a ticket?"

809
00:42:01.257 --> 00:42:02.607
And Jerry said, "No."

810
00:42:02.694 --> 00:42:03.564
And he said, "Do you
wanna go with me?"

811
00:42:03.651 --> 00:42:04.652
And that's how they met.

812
00:42:04.739 --> 00:42:06.088
And they became best friends.

813
00:42:06.175 --> 00:42:08.917
Can you leave
tomorrow for Mexico?

814
00:42:09.004 --> 00:42:10.397
JERRY: 99% chance yes,

815
00:42:10.484 --> 00:42:12.138
I just gotta get the
permission from my boss

816
00:42:12.225 --> 00:42:13.226
at the cop shop.

817
00:42:13.313 --> 00:42:14.140
Okay.
I don't see

818
00:42:14.227 --> 00:42:15.881
it being a problem.

819
00:42:16.621 --> 00:42:17.447
Adios amigos.

820
00:42:26.413 --> 00:42:27.632
Have you walked around?

821
00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:29.155
No, I just got here man.

822
00:42:29.242 --> 00:42:31.984
Alright.
Look at that, look at that.

823
00:42:32.071 --> 00:42:34.334
Come on.
There's something in there.

824
00:42:34.421 --> 00:42:35.640
It's pretty solid, right?

825
00:42:35.727 --> 00:42:37.250
Do you know how to lock up?

826
00:42:38.251 --> 00:42:39.469
Don't do that.

827
00:42:40.732 --> 00:42:42.516
He's an actual cop.

828
00:42:46.085 --> 00:42:47.347
Get over here.

829
00:42:50.045 --> 00:42:51.090
That hurt.

830
00:43:02.754 --> 00:43:04.407
I need you to train
me how to wrestle.

831
00:43:04.494 --> 00:43:05.844
Why?

832
00:43:05.931 --> 00:43:07.019
Why do you want to
get back in the ring?

833
00:43:07.106 --> 00:43:08.063
Because it hurts,

834
00:43:08.150 --> 00:43:09.978
because it's been 18 years

835
00:43:10.065 --> 00:43:12.285
of people thinking I
disrespected the belt,

836
00:43:12.372 --> 00:43:15.375
and disrespected wrestling,
and I'd never meant to.

837
00:43:15.462 --> 00:43:18.073
I mean, I'm 46 years old.

838
00:43:18.160 --> 00:43:19.509
I love wrestling.

839
00:43:19.597 --> 00:43:21.947
I just really wanna
try it one more time.

840
00:43:22.034 --> 00:43:24.514
I just need some
guidance from you.

841
00:43:24.602 --> 00:43:26.995
If you're willing
to walk the talk.

842
00:43:28.040 --> 00:43:30.042
I'll guide you dude.
Thanks man.

843
00:43:30.129 --> 00:43:31.478
And get ready for the pitfalls,

844
00:43:31.565 --> 00:43:32.697
'cause people are
gonna shit all over it.

845
00:43:32.784 --> 00:43:34.437
I know.

846
00:43:46.798 --> 00:43:48.408
When you get out there,
you'll remember all this.

847
00:43:48.495 --> 00:43:50.105
You can do it, little by little.

848
00:43:50.192 --> 00:43:51.585
That's what you're gonna learn.

849
00:43:51.672 --> 00:43:53.065
And when you don't know,

850
00:43:53.152 --> 00:43:56.024
when you're working
out, ask, ask questions.

851
00:43:56.111 --> 00:43:57.069
You got this bro?

852
00:43:57.156 --> 00:43:58.418
Thanks bro .

853
00:44:12.693 --> 00:44:13.651
DDP center.

854
00:44:16.697 --> 00:44:17.742
Are you ready to train?

855
00:44:17.829 --> 00:44:19.657
Yeah man.
Okay, let's go.

856
00:44:20.832 --> 00:44:21.659
Lucha.

857
00:44:29.101 --> 00:44:30.232
Right there.

858
00:44:31.494 --> 00:44:34.019
I got you.

859
00:44:34.106 --> 00:44:35.020
You puke here,

860
00:44:35.107 --> 00:44:36.195
if you got to puke.

861
00:44:36.282 --> 00:44:37.413
Thanks.
Alright, throw up

862
00:44:37.500 --> 00:44:38.371
right up in here.

863
00:44:41.243 --> 00:44:42.114
Wait shit,

864
00:44:43.811 --> 00:44:44.725
this leg up?

865
00:44:44.812 --> 00:44:46.161
Yeah.
This leg here.

866
00:44:46.248 --> 00:44:47.336
Yes.
Okay.

867
00:44:49.730 --> 00:44:52.602
Fuck, one more time,
one time, sorry!

868
00:44:52.690 --> 00:44:54.648
I got you, I'll
just jump up there.

869
00:44:54.735 --> 00:44:55.780
Just do it.

870
00:44:55.867 --> 00:44:57.477
I'll take care of you.
Okay.

871
00:45:02.134 --> 00:45:03.657
Even when you're throwing,

872
00:45:03.744 --> 00:45:05.615
you just throw close
one, and I'm ducking you.

873
00:45:05.703 --> 00:45:07.356
Come on, come on.

874
00:45:21.849 --> 00:45:23.721
JERRY: There you go.

875
00:45:41.521 --> 00:45:43.218
This is street wrestling.

876
00:45:57.929 --> 00:45:59.365
I'm not gonna do
something out here, am I?

877
00:45:59.452 --> 00:46:01.106
Are you ready?

878
00:46:01.193 --> 00:46:02.237
Do I get wear a mask?

879
00:46:05.588 --> 00:46:06.459
Shit.

880
00:46:39.448 --> 00:46:40.885
Got me something?

881
00:46:40.972 --> 00:46:42.408
Thank you.

882
00:46:42.495 --> 00:46:43.365
No, no?

883
00:46:48.806 --> 00:46:50.677
I didn't get anything.

884
00:46:53.506 --> 00:46:55.551
Sorry, I didn't get any money.

885
00:46:55.638 --> 00:46:57.205
Sorry, I didn't get any money.

886
00:47:45.427 --> 00:47:46.646
Are you ready?

887
00:47:46.733 --> 00:47:47.690
Yeah, I guess so.

888
00:47:47.777 --> 00:47:49.431
Okay, you gotta be ready.

889
00:47:49.518 --> 00:47:50.563
I'm ready, I'm ready.

890
00:48:48.055 --> 00:48:49.839
Get that fucking chicken David,

891
00:48:49.927 --> 00:48:51.972
get that fucking chicken.

892
00:48:53.756 --> 00:48:54.670
I got it.

893
00:49:57.951 --> 00:50:00.475
Hey Dave, this is for life.

894
00:50:01.868 --> 00:50:04.088
You have earned this.

895
00:50:04.175 --> 00:50:07.526
Really man?
Yeah, you've earned it.

896
00:50:08.570 --> 00:50:12.748
Oh man, this is

897
00:52:39.895 --> 00:52:42.637
You guys can shoot me
without my mask on now, so.

898
00:52:45.597 --> 00:52:47.729
Look at you, handsome guys.

899
00:52:48.730 --> 00:52:50.558
He needs a manager.

900
00:52:52.778 --> 00:52:55.650
Mr. Maldito gave
me his mask bro.

901
00:52:55.737 --> 00:52:58.131
Really.
Signed it, and gave me one.

902
00:52:58.218 --> 00:53:00.568
No.
So fucking dope.

903
00:53:00.655 --> 00:53:04.485
That's unbelievable bro,
that's an honor, right?

904
00:53:11.840 --> 00:53:15.061
Fucking rattlesnakes, scorpions,

905
00:53:17.890 --> 00:53:19.544
fucking wrestling.

906
00:53:35.777 --> 00:53:38.084
Thank you so much.

907
00:54:01.977 --> 00:54:03.718
ALL: Lucha.

908
00:54:12.074 --> 00:54:13.641
Hi, how are you?

909
00:54:13.728 --> 00:54:15.295
Yeah, welcome back.

910
00:54:15.382 --> 00:54:17.341
Good to see you
Wendy, thank you.

911
00:54:17.428 --> 00:54:18.298
You look good.

912
00:54:18.385 --> 00:54:19.691
Thank you.
Yeah.

913
00:54:19.778 --> 00:54:21.345
Thank you.

914
00:54:21.432 --> 00:54:23.608
I have a really big
announcement to make,

915
00:54:23.695 --> 00:54:25.914
and I'd like to make it here
on the "Wendy Williams Show".

916
00:54:29.048 --> 00:54:31.050
WENDY: Alright, go ahead.

917
00:54:31.137 --> 00:54:36.142
I'd like to announce my return
to professional wrestling.

918
00:54:42.322 --> 00:54:43.976
What is he doing?

919
00:54:46.195 --> 00:54:47.936
It's giving me major anxiety.

920
00:54:48.023 --> 00:54:50.809
And so, it's again his sternum
area, and it's really sore.

921
00:54:50.896 --> 00:54:52.767
He says it feels
like the same thing,

922
00:54:52.854 --> 00:54:54.073
that we called about in the past

923
00:54:54.160 --> 00:54:55.117
with the ribs and everything.

924
00:54:55.204 --> 00:54:57.032
I have to go to my doctor,

925
00:54:57.119 --> 00:54:59.774
just to make sure that I don't
have any internal bleeding.

926
00:54:59.861 --> 00:55:01.298
DOCTOR: 'Cause we're really
looking at his lungs,

927
00:55:01.385 --> 00:55:02.995
to see if he actually,
we can do a rib x-ray

928
00:55:03.082 --> 00:55:04.344
to look at the ribs, or--

929
00:55:04.431 --> 00:55:06.738
But I have to wrestle, so.

930
00:55:06.825 --> 00:55:08.305
I'll get just to
know if I'm bleeding.

931
00:55:08.392 --> 00:55:10.263
NURSE: Did you have
a car accident?

932
00:55:10.350 --> 00:55:12.831
A what?
Car accident, or.

933
00:55:12.918 --> 00:55:16.617
No I'm a wrestler, and I
had a wrestling injury.

934
00:55:17.401 --> 00:55:19.185
Mr. Arquette.
Yeah, hi.

935
00:55:19.272 --> 00:55:21.274
Good, how are you?

936
00:55:21.361 --> 00:55:24.103
Obviously, we know you
had several fractures

937
00:55:24.190 --> 00:55:26.279
in your ribs from the
CAT scan report itself.

938
00:55:26.366 --> 00:55:27.802
Right.
That were actually

939
00:55:27.889 --> 00:55:29.369
very small, but significant.

940
00:55:29.456 --> 00:55:31.284
If the ribs actually break,

941
00:55:31.371 --> 00:55:32.894
they can actually
puncture your lung

942
00:55:32.981 --> 00:55:35.419
which is what gets
even more concerning.

943
00:55:35.506 --> 00:55:36.768
If you actually puncture a lung,

944
00:55:36.855 --> 00:55:38.683
or actually bleed
into your lungs.

945
00:55:39.771 --> 00:55:41.294
So--
But I'm cleared to fight?

946
00:55:50.521 --> 00:55:53.132
It gives, it's not
like hitting concrete,

947
00:55:53.219 --> 00:55:54.133
because it does give.

948
00:55:54.220 --> 00:55:55.830
We own this?

949
00:55:55.917 --> 00:55:57.266
Yeah, you own this.

950
00:56:07.494 --> 00:56:08.974
This is the right way.

951
00:56:20.202 --> 00:56:21.943
But he's always loved wrestling.

952
00:56:23.510 --> 00:56:25.033
He did this a long time ago.

953
00:56:26.208 --> 00:56:27.340
What is it, is it circus?

954
00:56:27.427 --> 00:56:28.297
What is it?

955
00:56:28.385 --> 00:56:29.037
Showing your strength?

956
00:56:29.124 --> 00:56:29.951
What is it?

957
00:56:30.038 --> 00:56:31.300
The wrestling thing,

958
00:56:31.388 --> 00:56:33.259
I still don't
understand it, really.

959
00:56:33.346 --> 00:56:34.347
He's passionate about it,

960
00:56:34.434 --> 00:56:35.870
so you just send good vibes,

961
00:56:35.957 --> 00:56:37.437
and know that he's
gonna be okay.

962
00:56:44.923 --> 00:56:45.967
If you're just joining us,

963
00:56:46.054 --> 00:56:47.360
I'm calling out David Arquette.

964
00:56:47.447 --> 00:56:49.014
I don't know what your deal is.

965
00:56:49.101 --> 00:56:50.363
You think you're better than me.

966
00:56:50.450 --> 00:56:51.886
You think you're
a better wrestler?

967
00:56:51.973 --> 00:56:54.106
You played Dr. Tucker,
in "Muppets from Space".

968
00:56:54.193 --> 00:56:55.324
I think you overacted,

969
00:56:55.412 --> 00:56:57.196
and you brought down the film.

970
00:56:57.283 --> 00:56:58.850
Why are you calling me out bro?

971
00:56:58.937 --> 00:57:01.069
I didn't do anything.

972
00:57:01.156 --> 00:57:02.767
I elevated the muppet movie.

973
00:57:04.116 --> 00:57:05.378
We got David Arquette,

974
00:57:05.465 --> 00:57:06.988
he was at the "350
Days" premiere.

975
00:57:07.075 --> 00:57:09.034
And all of a sudden he's
just like posing pictures,

976
00:57:09.121 --> 00:57:11.906
and RJ City comes up,
starts like pushing him,

977
00:57:11.993 --> 00:57:13.821
and then they get
into a little scuffle

978
00:57:13.908 --> 00:57:15.388
on the red carpet.

979
00:57:15.475 --> 00:57:17.042
PRESENTER: I'm confused.

980
00:57:18.957 --> 00:57:20.480
It's nice and warm.

981
00:57:22.090 --> 00:57:23.483
Here we go.

982
00:57:27.574 --> 00:57:30.534
Talula is duct for
wrestlers in the cupboard?

983
00:57:30.621 --> 00:57:32.449
TALULA: Yeah, the second shelf.

984
00:57:36.496 --> 00:57:38.019
Is there any body kind

985
00:57:38.106 --> 00:57:41.109
of like sheen you could put on?

986
00:57:41.196 --> 00:57:42.459
Oh, don't worry about that.

987
00:57:42.546 --> 00:57:44.983
Okay, I think my
favorite scene is,

988
00:57:45.070 --> 00:57:46.332
probably everyone's
favorite scene.

989
00:57:46.419 --> 00:57:48.508
But when you're
with Rose McGowan,

990
00:57:48.595 --> 00:57:49.988
just that whole scene,

991
00:57:50.075 --> 00:57:52.251
how you say you took
Spanish a bunch of time.

992
00:57:52.338 --> 00:57:54.079
Or like when she
takes her shirt off,

993
00:57:54.166 --> 00:57:55.515
for an object.
For an object.

994
00:58:03.218 --> 00:58:05.046
I feel like I'm melting.

995
00:58:05.133 --> 00:58:06.483
I am melting.

996
00:58:10.487 --> 00:58:12.010
How are you guys?

997
00:58:13.054 --> 00:58:14.099
Who is that person?

998
00:58:14.186 --> 00:58:17.102
No it's so scary.

999
00:58:17.189 --> 00:58:18.059
Come here baby.

1000
00:58:19.496 --> 00:58:21.106
It's a ridiculous
world I'm in right now.

1001
00:58:22.455 --> 00:58:23.935
What are you going to do
when you go to your movie,

1002
00:58:24.022 --> 00:58:25.023
and you show up like that?

1003
00:58:25.110 --> 00:58:30.115
Oh shit, I forgot about that.

1004
00:58:43.345 --> 00:58:44.956
The wrestling
world remembers him

1005
00:58:45.043 --> 00:58:47.959
for being the WCW World
Heavyweight Championship,

1006
00:58:48.046 --> 00:58:50.004
that he won 18 years ago.

1007
00:58:50.091 --> 00:58:52.441
And making his entering
return, here at Championship--

1008
00:58:52.529 --> 00:58:55.532
It's sport, no matter
what anyone says.

1009
00:58:55.619 --> 00:58:57.534
But it's just a
theatrical sport.

1010
00:58:58.491 --> 00:59:00.101
It's like a play on steroids.

1011
00:59:01.625 --> 00:59:03.278
When wrestlers win titles,

1012
00:59:03.365 --> 00:59:06.586
it's like if you are in a
play, and you were the king,

1013
00:59:06.673 --> 00:59:07.892
and you were so proud,

1014
00:59:07.979 --> 00:59:09.328
and you thought it was so real

1015
00:59:09.415 --> 00:59:11.504
that you took the
crown home and wore it,

1016
00:59:11.591 --> 00:59:12.505
what are you doing?

1017
00:59:12.592 --> 00:59:14.115
This is a show.

1018
00:59:14.202 --> 00:59:17.336
Let's all calm down United
States, let's relax.

1019
00:59:17.423 --> 00:59:19.164
DIRECTOR: So yeah, I think
so you drop your robe,

1020
00:59:19.251 --> 00:59:20.513
streamers on the steps,

1021
00:59:20.600 --> 00:59:21.427
drop the robe.
Throw them out

1022
00:59:21.514 --> 00:59:22.950
to the sides of the--

1023
00:59:23.037 --> 00:59:24.256
DIRECTOR: Yeah, half
will go to the people,

1024
00:59:24.343 --> 00:59:25.518
half will go towards
the entrance.

1025
00:59:25.605 --> 00:59:26.258
That will look cool.
Is it good

1026
00:59:26.345 --> 00:59:27.520
at the people, or not?

1027
00:59:27.607 --> 00:59:28.434
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay, good.

1028
00:59:28.521 --> 00:59:29.522
And then from there,

1029
00:59:29.609 --> 00:59:30.871
you take them off,

1030
00:59:30.958 --> 00:59:31.959
and you get on the
pedestal, right?

1031
00:59:32.046 --> 00:59:32.830
And I put my hand down here,

1032
00:59:32.917 --> 00:59:34.222
and when my head,

1033
00:59:34.309 --> 00:59:36.616
when I strike the
Michelangelo's pose,

1034
00:59:36.703 --> 00:59:38.357
I come down on through.
One, two, three.

1035
00:59:38.444 --> 00:59:39.532
I fucking cross check him off,

1036
00:59:39.619 --> 00:59:41.621
he goes rolling right out.

1037
00:59:45.494 --> 00:59:48.149
I don't know what just
happened, I'm lost.

1038
00:59:49.455 --> 00:59:51.283
You whipped me with a belt.

1039
00:59:53.111 --> 00:59:54.068
What is he doing?

1040
00:59:54.155 --> 00:59:55.330
This is fucking horrible.

1041
00:59:55.417 --> 00:59:56.331
He goes to get up those steps,

1042
00:59:56.418 --> 00:59:57.289
I whip him again.

1043
00:59:59.596 --> 01:00:00.814
I say ring the
bell, ring the bell.

1044
01:00:00.901 --> 01:00:03.382
And I go, I charge
and sweep you,

1045
01:00:03.469 --> 01:00:06.603
and I started pounding on you.

1046
01:00:06.690 --> 01:00:07.604
You push me off,

1047
01:00:08.474 --> 01:00:10.084
we do a slip slam.

1048
01:00:17.135 --> 01:00:19.485
I pick it up, I celebrate,

1049
01:00:19.572 --> 01:00:21.966
turn around and you
poke me in the eye.

1050
01:00:23.315 --> 01:00:24.229
I can't see,

1051
01:00:24.316 --> 01:00:26.231
you scrape my back.

1052
01:00:26.318 --> 01:00:29.234
I turn around, you started
beating the shit out of me.

1053
01:00:34.239 --> 01:00:36.328
And I stumbled toward
the middle of the ring,

1054
01:00:36.415 --> 01:00:38.199
and you double x headed me.

1055
01:00:43.814 --> 01:00:46.338
And you get me, and
whip me in the corner,

1056
01:00:46.425 --> 01:00:48.166
when you're done, you slap me.

1057
01:00:54.651 --> 01:00:56.130
That kind of wakes me up.

1058
01:00:56.217 --> 01:00:57.175
Whoa, wait a sec.

1059
01:00:58.089 --> 01:01:00.178
What the fuck is going on?

1060
01:01:00.265 --> 01:01:01.483
COMMENTATOR: He's fired up,

1061
01:01:01.570 --> 01:01:03.398
he spins me around,
slaps me back.

1062
01:01:04.835 --> 01:01:06.010
That slap is a big like--

1063
01:01:06.097 --> 01:01:07.533
Yeah, you mother.

1064
01:01:08.795 --> 01:01:10.579
I turn him around,
dirty back chop.

1065
01:01:10.667 --> 01:01:12.146
And then he goes,

1066
01:01:12.233 --> 01:01:13.757
gives me back elbow.

1067
01:01:13.844 --> 01:01:15.410
Hits me in the gut.

1068
01:01:15.497 --> 01:01:17.543
Hits me with another chop,
and the big fore arm,

1069
01:01:17.630 --> 01:01:19.676
"It's cool I'm doing it."

1070
01:01:20.807 --> 01:01:22.200
And then you cut me
off with the knee.

1071
01:01:23.114 --> 01:01:25.464
You put me up in a Piledriver.

1072
01:01:25.551 --> 01:01:26.639
Rip his head off.

1073
01:01:26.726 --> 01:01:28.554
I wiggle out, and I--

1074
01:01:29.381 --> 01:01:30.469
Just kick my head off,

1075
01:01:30.556 --> 01:01:31.339
right under my chin.

1076
01:01:31.426 --> 01:01:32.427
I've got my hand,

1077
01:01:32.514 --> 01:01:33.341
I'm saying, I got my hand up.

1078
01:01:33.428 --> 01:01:34.473
Just aim, and like--

1079
01:01:34.560 --> 01:01:36.344
Yeah, I get an idea, the corner.

1080
01:01:38.695 --> 01:01:42.089
AUDIENCE: David,
David, David, David.

1081
01:01:43.569 --> 01:01:46.659
I go for my crown,
and I jump down.

1082
01:01:52.534 --> 01:01:54.536
That's gonna be
really, really good.

1083
01:01:54.623 --> 01:01:59.628
Boom, one, two, three.

1084
01:02:01.369 --> 01:02:06.070
Here is your winner, RJ City.

1085
01:02:07.419 --> 01:02:09.813
COMMENTATOR: RJ City,
upsetting the big return.

1086
01:02:13.468 --> 01:02:15.209
Okay, we're gonna get you
some ice for that, dude.

1087
01:02:15.296 --> 01:02:16.645
Nice.
That was dope.

1088
01:02:16.733 --> 01:02:18.169
Thank you.

1089
01:02:18.256 --> 01:02:20.214
Thanks bro, and thank
you for all your help.

1090
01:02:20.301 --> 01:02:22.173
Wrestling is not fake guys,

1091
01:02:22.869 --> 01:02:23.740
wrestling is not fake.

1092
01:02:26.264 --> 01:02:27.134
That was fucking,

1093
01:02:27.221 --> 01:02:28.005
look at me, come here.

1094
01:02:28.092 --> 01:02:29.354
That was amazing.

1095
01:02:29.441 --> 01:02:32.313
Hi guys, I know.

1096
01:02:32.400 --> 01:02:34.228
His back is just like.

1097
01:02:34.315 --> 01:02:36.361
I know that's bad.

1098
01:02:36.448 --> 01:02:38.232
Oh my God, should
we get you the--

1099
01:02:38.319 --> 01:02:39.320
Did you like the show though?

1100
01:02:39.407 --> 01:02:40.234
Did you like the whole thing?

1101
01:02:40.321 --> 01:02:41.583
The show was amazing,

1102
01:02:41.670 --> 01:02:42.889
but we were just
worried about you.

1103
01:02:42.976 --> 01:02:44.021
Can I get five
pictures with you,

1104
01:02:44.108 --> 01:02:45.718
that's all I want
if that's okay?

1105
01:02:47.720 --> 01:02:49.853
Got a house full of
people chanting your name.

1106
01:02:49.940 --> 01:02:51.855
I know.
It begs the question,

1107
01:02:51.942 --> 01:02:53.378
are we gonna see you back

1108
01:02:53.465 --> 01:02:54.858
in Championship
Wrestling from Hollywood?

1109
01:02:54.945 --> 01:02:55.815
I'll be back,

1110
01:02:57.295 --> 01:02:59.166
I just don't know if
I'll be in the ring.

1111
01:03:00.298 --> 01:03:01.473
Thank you bro.
Put some pressure on it.

1112
01:03:01.560 --> 01:03:02.561
I know.
You gotta squeeze

1113
01:03:02.648 --> 01:03:04.389
it out of there.

1114
01:03:04.476 --> 01:03:05.390
As the match progressed,

1115
01:03:05.477 --> 01:03:06.826
he got more comfortable,

1116
01:03:06.913 --> 01:03:08.132
and more confident
in what he was doing.

1117
01:03:08.219 --> 01:03:10.134
But the more
repetitions he gets,

1118
01:03:10.221 --> 01:03:11.788
the easier that's gonna be,

1119
01:03:11.875 --> 01:03:13.180
where he could just be
confident the whole time,

1120
01:03:13.267 --> 01:03:14.399
and come out with
that stage presence,

1121
01:03:14.486 --> 01:03:17.532
and just own the moment.

1122
01:03:22.494 --> 01:03:24.844
Last night mom was
the most insane thing

1123
01:03:24.931 --> 01:03:26.498
in the whole world.

1124
01:03:26.585 --> 01:03:28.195
But like, it's
very entertaining.

1125
01:03:28.282 --> 01:03:30.458
I'm like, a lot less
embarrassed than I was before.

1126
01:03:30.545 --> 01:03:31.677
It was kind of fun.

1127
01:03:35.463 --> 01:03:36.856
Oh, he's a wizard.

1128
01:03:36.943 --> 01:03:38.771
No, he's not a wizard.

1129
01:03:38.858 --> 01:03:40.773
What's wrong with you?

1130
01:03:40.860 --> 01:03:41.643
I don't like any of this.

1131
01:03:41.730 --> 01:03:43.645
Look at dad,

1132
01:03:43.732 --> 01:03:45.430
look at him killing it.

1133
01:03:45.517 --> 01:03:46.823
Oh God, I think it's just bad

1134
01:03:46.910 --> 01:03:47.606
for any one of your
bones in your body.

1135
01:03:47.693 --> 01:03:50.304
No, I like it.

1136
01:03:50.391 --> 01:03:51.697
What happens if you break
your neck or something?

1137
01:03:51.784 --> 01:03:54.308
I don't know, yeah.

1138
01:03:54.395 --> 01:03:57.703
One of my favorites moments
was Coco flipping them off.

1139
01:03:58.878 --> 01:04:00.314
She was so upset.

1140
01:04:00.401 --> 01:04:01.272
It's very real,

1141
01:04:01.359 --> 01:04:02.490
it's very painful.

1142
01:04:02.577 --> 01:04:04.188
It's realer than I ever knew.

1143
01:04:05.667 --> 01:04:07.234
It's so hard.

1144
01:04:07.321 --> 01:04:09.802
I can't believe these
guys do this all the time.

1145
01:04:09.889 --> 01:04:11.717
And like travel all the time.

1146
01:04:14.720 --> 01:04:16.026
When I went out there,

1147
01:04:16.113 --> 01:04:18.767
I'm not David the
Hollywood fuck up

1148
01:04:18.855 --> 01:04:20.465
that some people think I am.

1149
01:04:26.558 --> 01:04:29.953
David, your brother,
Arquette is now wrestling.

1150
01:04:30.040 --> 01:04:31.476
He had a heart attack,

1151
01:04:31.563 --> 01:04:32.651
and now he's wrestling.

1152
01:04:32.738 --> 01:04:33.782
When did he have a heart attack?

1153
01:04:33.870 --> 01:04:34.653
I didn't know that.

1154
01:04:34.740 --> 01:04:35.480
Yeah, he did.

1155
01:04:35.567 --> 01:04:36.611
How long ago?

1156
01:04:36.698 --> 01:04:37.569
A year ago, year and a half ago.

1157
01:04:37.656 --> 01:04:38.700
I did not know that.

1158
01:04:38.787 --> 01:04:40.224
Yeah.
Wow, does it make

1159
01:04:40.311 --> 01:04:41.268
you nervous to watch him?

1160
01:04:41.355 --> 01:04:42.661
Yeah, it really scares me.

1161
01:04:42.748 --> 01:04:45.272
So I actually don't
watch the matches.

1162
01:04:45.359 --> 01:04:47.492
Because it would
terrify me too much.

1163
01:04:50.060 --> 01:04:53.367
Really, I'm just like
blown away by everything.

1164
01:04:53.454 --> 01:04:54.629
He's lost 50 pounds,

1165
01:04:54.716 --> 01:04:56.631
he's quit smoking, drinking.

1166
01:04:56.718 --> 01:04:57.806
He looks like a superhero.

1167
01:04:57.894 --> 01:04:59.721
So there's like an element of it

1168
01:04:59.808 --> 01:05:01.462
that I'm like, this is great,

1169
01:05:01.549 --> 01:05:03.682
he's getting healthy, and
taking good care of himself.

1170
01:05:03.769 --> 01:05:04.988
But then you put in the layer

1171
01:05:05.075 --> 01:05:06.424
of like you're getting beat up

1172
01:05:06.511 --> 01:05:07.860
and thrown around in
the wrestling ring

1173
01:05:07.947 --> 01:05:10.384
by a bunch of wrestlers,
which is not safe.

1174
01:05:10.471 --> 01:05:12.691
I didn't expect him to work
this hard to be honest.

1175
01:05:12.778 --> 01:05:13.866
I thought this was
just gonna be like,

1176
01:05:13.953 --> 01:05:15.563
"Oh yeah, I'll go to the gym,

1177
01:05:15.650 --> 01:05:17.391
"and then bounce off
around in the ring."

1178
01:05:17.478 --> 01:05:19.654
And he's like really a wrestler.

1179
01:05:19.741 --> 01:05:21.352
David has a lot of buzz
around him right now.

1180
01:05:21.439 --> 01:05:23.136
So it's kind of cool,

1181
01:05:23.223 --> 01:05:25.791
like the wrestling world's
opening up their arms to David,

1182
01:05:25.878 --> 01:05:28.359
and wanting him to come
to a lot of events.

1183
01:05:29.664 --> 01:05:31.884
Indy fans are the diehard fans,

1184
01:05:31.971 --> 01:05:35.975
they're the lifeblood of
the wrestling business.

1185
01:05:36.062 --> 01:05:37.498
And so to redeem,

1186
01:05:37.585 --> 01:05:39.022
to get the respect
of the Indie fans,

1187
01:05:39.109 --> 01:05:42.286
I mean, that's a true
redemption right there.

1188
01:05:42.373 --> 01:05:45.811
My whole life kind of revolves
around wrestling sometimes.

1189
01:05:46.725 --> 01:05:48.379
I'm here in Chicago,

1190
01:05:48.466 --> 01:05:51.773
coming to watch the
greatest wrestler,

1191
01:05:51.860 --> 01:05:54.776
David Arquette, team
up with RJ city.

1192
01:05:54.863 --> 01:05:56.387
I can't believe I'm here.

1193
01:06:19.584 --> 01:06:22.456
AUDIENCE: Let's go David, yeah.

1194
01:06:25.982 --> 01:06:27.418
Thank you man.

1195
01:06:47.177 --> 01:06:52.051
COMMENTATOR: He spit up
right at David Arquette.

1196
01:06:52.138 --> 01:06:56.708
Putting on great athletic
competition, David Arquette.

1197
01:06:58.927 --> 01:07:02.366
Yeah, do you want me
to pick the right size?

1198
01:07:12.158 --> 01:07:15.466
♪ Happy Birthday to-- ♪

1199
01:07:17.903 --> 01:07:19.774
Where is that nice
hat I gave you?

1200
01:07:19.861 --> 01:07:21.646
That hat is in the dumpster,

1201
01:07:21.733 --> 01:07:23.082
with all your DVDs.

1202
01:07:31.221 --> 01:07:34.006
COMMENTATOR: Right through
the heart of Arquette.

1203
01:07:45.191 --> 01:07:46.714
I'll shoot you.

1204
01:07:54.940 --> 01:07:58.596
COMMENTATOR: Turning
him over, Arquette.

1205
01:08:13.872 --> 01:08:15.439
It's not so bad.

1206
01:08:16.222 --> 01:08:17.702
He is 46 years old,

1207
01:08:17.789 --> 01:08:19.095
he is so impressive.

1208
01:08:21.271 --> 01:08:22.054
COMMENTATOR: Arquette--

1209
01:08:22.141 --> 01:08:23.447
That's impressive.

1210
01:08:23.534 --> 01:08:24.709
That was amazing.

1211
01:08:30.236 --> 01:08:32.151
You never know
what's gonna happen

1212
01:08:32.238 --> 01:08:34.197
at these kind of
shows, with the crowd.

1213
01:08:34.284 --> 01:08:36.068
They can be very unpredictable.

1214
01:08:36.155 --> 01:08:38.897
I mean, they could have booed
David out of the building.

1215
01:08:38.984 --> 01:08:40.116
This is for real,

1216
01:08:40.203 --> 01:08:41.552
and he's really doing it,

1217
01:08:41.639 --> 01:08:42.988
and I think that's
the buzz I'm hearing.

1218
01:08:43.075 --> 01:08:44.555
Put it in.
Squeeze it in.

1219
01:08:49.299 --> 01:08:51.779
Does it look all right?
Let me put--

1220
01:08:53.999 --> 01:08:54.869
'Cause I'm a wrestler,

1221
01:08:54.956 --> 01:08:56.480
but I'm also bad crafty.

1222
01:08:59.309 --> 01:09:01.659
I don't know if these
glasses are a good idea

1223
01:09:01.746 --> 01:09:03.835
NARRATOR: What's gonna
happen to Arquette out there?

1224
01:09:03.922 --> 01:09:05.750
Death man, and destruction.

1225
01:09:12.844 --> 01:09:14.933
Yeah, the kid's fucked up,

1226
01:09:15.020 --> 01:09:16.804
it's pretty bad dude.

1227
01:09:18.197 --> 01:09:20.808
Everybody looks clean as fuck.

1228
01:09:40.741 --> 01:09:41.873
He's gonna fucking die,

1229
01:09:41.960 --> 01:09:44.092
Nick fucking Gage all day.

1230
01:09:56.888 --> 01:09:58.629
Nick fucking Gage.

1231
01:10:00.370 --> 01:10:01.284
How about that?

1232
01:10:01.371 --> 01:10:03.721
AUDIENCE: Come on Nick.

1233
01:10:20.259 --> 01:10:25.221
Let's get ready to rumble.

1234
01:10:32.271 --> 01:10:33.141
What was that?

1235
01:10:33.229 --> 01:10:38.146
That was a glass bottle.

1236
01:10:50.376 --> 01:10:55.251
Oh geez.

1237
01:11:00.908 --> 01:11:05.913
Holy shit.

1238
01:12:27.386 --> 01:12:32.348
One, two, three.

1239
01:13:23.268 --> 01:13:24.965
REPORTER: David
Arquette hospitalized

1240
01:13:25.052 --> 01:13:26.967
after a wrestling
match, deathmatch.

1241
01:13:27.054 --> 01:13:28.142
Shocking.
What you're about

1242
01:13:28.229 --> 01:13:29.927
to see what David Arquette.

1243
01:13:31.102 --> 01:13:32.538
REPORTER: The graphic video--

1244
01:13:32.625 --> 01:13:34.018
I think David Arquette
started to freak out.

1245
01:13:34.105 --> 01:13:35.149
I don't think that
David Arquette need

1246
01:13:35.236 --> 01:13:36.586
to go back to the film industry.

1247
01:13:36.673 --> 01:13:37.935
REPORTER: Well I'm
sitting here watching

1248
01:13:38.022 --> 01:13:40.894
these two dumb,
stupid motherfuckers,

1249
01:13:40.981 --> 01:13:42.635
obviously these people
are fully trained

1250
01:13:42.722 --> 01:13:45.464
from using fucking gimmicks
that won't work with them.

1251
01:13:45.551 --> 01:13:48.032
Well to put your body in
the line, to that extent.

1252
01:13:48.119 --> 01:13:49.512
It's a steep price to pay.

1253
01:13:49.599 --> 01:13:51.078
One of the scariest
things I've ever seen

1254
01:13:51.165 --> 01:13:52.906
in all my years as
a wrestling fan.

1255
01:13:52.993 --> 01:13:54.125
We almost saw a man die

1256
01:13:54.212 --> 01:13:56.214
in the middle of the ring.

1257
01:13:56.301 --> 01:13:58.390
REPORTER: Did you hear the
shit Joe Rogan was talking.

1258
01:13:58.477 --> 01:14:00.174
David Arquette is wrestling?

1259
01:14:00.261 --> 01:14:01.567
Yeah.
Did you know this?

1260
01:14:01.654 --> 01:14:03.395
Oh, Jesus Christ,
that guy stabbed him

1261
01:14:03.482 --> 01:14:04.918
in the fucking head.

1262
01:14:05.005 --> 01:14:07.355
He just got sober
a few years ago,

1263
01:14:07.443 --> 01:14:10.097
and he's doing this to
keep life exciting for him.

1264
01:14:10.184 --> 01:14:11.534
You know what I mean?

1265
01:14:11.621 --> 01:14:13.231
And I just--
Is that why he's doing it,

1266
01:14:13.318 --> 01:14:14.145
or he just doesn't have
any movie roles coming in?

1267
01:15:04.064 --> 01:15:06.589
The idea of sort of
getting back into wrestling

1268
01:15:06.676 --> 01:15:09.592
to a physician, or
mental health clinician

1269
01:15:09.679 --> 01:15:13.334
that's a red flag, right?

1270
01:15:13.421 --> 01:15:17.208
Because pain it's a
trigger for a relapse.

1271
01:15:28.959 --> 01:15:30.395
He hasn't been training.

1272
01:15:30.482 --> 01:15:32.136
There was such a high hopes

1273
01:15:32.223 --> 01:15:34.138
that something like
wrestling would

1274
01:15:34.225 --> 01:15:37.576
be used in a way to
really get healthy.

1275
01:15:37.663 --> 01:15:39.622
And it's like what
the fuck is going on?

1276
01:15:39.709 --> 01:15:43.974
Like, what is the
point of all of this?

1277
01:15:44.061 --> 01:15:48.456
It's so strange that right
after that deathmatch,

1278
01:15:48.544 --> 01:15:52.330
David's life, just
kind of became unglued.

1279
01:15:52.417 --> 01:15:57.248
One of his dear friends, Luke
Perry, passed away suddenly.

1280
01:15:57.335 --> 01:16:00.643
And the irony is that,
at that deathmatch,

1281
01:16:00.730 --> 01:16:03.210
Luke was the one taking
him to the hospital,

1282
01:16:03.297 --> 01:16:05.561
and in the car with him.

1283
01:16:08.041 --> 01:16:11.654
He is a fucking mess.

1284
01:16:11.741 --> 01:16:14.047
Two years ago, it's
a heart attack.

1285
01:16:14.134 --> 01:16:16.267
A year later, it's a deathmatch.

1286
01:16:16.354 --> 01:16:18.530
So what does that
mean for next year?

1287
01:16:18.617 --> 01:16:20.445
Is he gonna be here next year?

1288
01:16:23.100 --> 01:16:25.015
I'm just like, worried
he's gonna die.

1289
01:16:26.625 --> 01:16:29.367
It's really the big issue here,

1290
01:16:29.454 --> 01:16:30.716
is that he's gonna die,

1291
01:16:30.803 --> 01:16:32.370
and our marriage
does not survive.

1292
01:16:39.333 --> 01:16:41.205
I'm a mess, bro.

1293
01:16:41.292 --> 01:16:43.033
I'm a fucking mess.

1294
01:16:43.120 --> 01:16:45.383
I've been a mess my whole life,

1295
01:16:45.470 --> 01:16:48.081
and I'll probably be a
mess the rest of my life,

1296
01:16:48.168 --> 01:16:50.606
even if I was stone cold sober.

1297
01:16:53.696 --> 01:16:56.350
I'm just a piece of work.

1298
01:17:03.357 --> 01:17:05.446
Christina is away
producing her first film,

1299
01:17:05.533 --> 01:17:07.623
and I'm here just
watching Miss Elizabeth.

1300
01:17:12.497 --> 01:17:14.368
So it's kind of tough.

1301
01:17:20.157 --> 01:17:21.506
So the crazy thing is,

1302
01:17:21.593 --> 01:17:25.553
I have this one match
with Mr. Anderson.

1303
01:17:25.641 --> 01:17:28.078
And it's at the
Legends of Wrestling,

1304
01:17:28.165 --> 01:17:30.733
the same event that I was
kicked out of last year.

1305
01:17:30.820 --> 01:17:33.431
So I'm excited to be invited.

1306
01:17:33.518 --> 01:17:37.740
Mr. Anderson just thinks
I'm a bit of a joke,

1307
01:17:37.827 --> 01:17:39.524
and isn't taking me seriously.

1308
01:17:39.611 --> 01:17:43.571
So it's one last time I
have to really prove myself,

1309
01:17:43.659 --> 01:17:44.703
and show someone that

1310
01:17:49.534 --> 01:17:51.536
I got what it takes,
I'm not scared of him.

1311
01:17:51.623 --> 01:17:53.407
I'm not scared of anyone.

1312
01:18:05.550 --> 01:18:08.161
I do understand why
people got upset.

1313
01:18:09.815 --> 01:18:12.688
But I've always wanted
to jump into the ring.

1314
01:18:15.603 --> 01:18:16.909
Being part of a world

1315
01:18:16.996 --> 01:18:18.737
that I've always
loved and respected.

1316
01:18:18.824 --> 01:18:19.869
COMMENTATOR: David
Arquette is in the ring.

1317
01:18:19.956 --> 01:18:22.045
These people are heroes of mine.

1318
01:18:24.264 --> 01:18:27.615
The match where I wrestled
Jeff Jarrett and DDP.

1319
01:18:27.703 --> 01:18:30.053
That was one of the
greatest days of my life.

1320
01:18:39.366 --> 01:18:41.760
I like to think that good
people will always come

1321
01:18:41.847 --> 01:18:43.457
out on top in the end.

1322
01:19:00.431 --> 01:19:02.520
♪ I did it all for
the nookie, come on ♪

1323
01:19:02.607 --> 01:19:03.782
♪ The nookie, come on ♪

1324
01:19:03.869 --> 01:19:05.044
♪ So you can take that cookie ♪

1325
01:19:05.131 --> 01:19:06.219
♪ And stick it up your, yeah. ♪

1326
01:19:06.306 --> 01:19:07.351
♪ Stick it up your, yeah ♪

1327
01:19:07.438 --> 01:19:10.746
♪ Stick it up your, yeah ♪

1328
01:19:16.577 --> 01:19:17.840
Wrestling greats will be in town

1329
01:19:17.927 --> 01:19:19.667
for the Legends of
Wrestling event.

1330
01:19:19.755 --> 01:19:21.713
You know who else will be there.

1331
01:19:21.800 --> 01:19:24.629
Well wrestler, and
actor David Arquette,

1332
01:19:24.716 --> 01:19:25.673
how are you?

1333
01:19:25.761 --> 01:19:26.718
Looking good, how are you?

1334
01:19:26.805 --> 01:19:28.111
It's good seeing you again.

1335
01:19:28.198 --> 01:19:28.851
This is the most fit
you've ever been.

1336
01:19:28.938 --> 01:19:29.634
That's right.

1337
01:19:29.721 --> 01:19:30.330
Lost the weight.

1338
01:19:30.417 --> 01:19:34.770
Yeah.

1339
01:19:37.642 --> 01:19:38.774
Let me tell you what.

1340
01:19:42.952 --> 01:19:46.564
After tomorrow, he's gonna
fucking reevaluate everything.

1341
01:19:46.651 --> 01:19:51.177
I'm sick and tired.

1342
01:19:51.264 --> 01:19:52.483
I'm coming for you David.

1343
01:19:53.614 --> 01:19:54.920
I'm coming.

1344
01:19:55.007 --> 01:19:56.313
COMMENTATOR: Right
fans, here we are,

1345
01:19:56.400 --> 01:19:58.141
one of the biggest
events of the year,

1346
01:19:58.228 --> 01:19:59.490
Legends of Wrestling,

1347
01:19:59.577 --> 01:20:00.534
at the Fraser Hockeyland Arena,

1348
01:20:00.621 --> 01:20:03.320
10,000 fans in attendance,

1349
01:20:03.407 --> 01:20:04.756
to see this main event,

1350
01:20:04.843 --> 01:20:08.499
as Ken Anderson takes
on David Arquette.

1351
01:20:10.631 --> 01:20:11.850
It's great to be back here.

1352
01:20:11.937 --> 01:20:13.634
I remember last year,

1353
01:20:13.721 --> 01:20:15.201
met David right out here,

1354
01:20:15.288 --> 01:20:16.507
right on the parking lot.

1355
01:20:17.725 --> 01:20:20.859
But he just seemed out of it.

1356
01:20:20.946 --> 01:20:22.774
I don't know if he was drunk,

1357
01:20:22.861 --> 01:20:25.168
but he was just, I don't know.

1358
01:20:25.255 --> 01:20:27.170
And I know he's gotten
into good shape,

1359
01:20:27.257 --> 01:20:28.562
not like this.

1360
01:20:28.649 --> 01:20:31.435
But David Arquette
is the real thing.

1361
01:20:33.437 --> 01:20:34.351
And he's my buddy.

1362
01:20:53.849 --> 01:20:55.851
You suck.
You shut up.

1363
01:21:18.047 --> 01:21:20.658
David Arquette as
a wrestler, sucks.

1364
01:21:20.745 --> 01:21:24.749
David Arquette should never
hold a title again, ever.

1365
01:21:28.448 --> 01:21:29.885
One, two, three.

1366
01:23:06.764 --> 01:23:10.376
COMMENTATOR: And here
comes David Arquette,

1367
01:23:10.463 --> 01:23:13.771
entering into the arena, full
of thousands screaming fans,

1368
01:23:13.858 --> 01:23:17.688
for this main event
against Mr. Ken Anderson.

1369
01:23:19.124 --> 01:23:20.125
David Arquette
accompanied to the ring

1370
01:23:20.212 --> 01:23:22.432
by the lovely Ms. Christina.

1371
01:23:36.707 --> 01:23:39.579
Using his size and
experience, Arquette,

1372
01:23:39.666 --> 01:23:42.365
wait a minute, wait a minute

1373
01:23:42.452 --> 01:23:46.108
Arquette has Anderson
into a hammer lock,

1374
01:23:46.195 --> 01:23:49.067
and each touch
Anderson, sweating,

1375
01:23:50.721 --> 01:23:51.983
and oh my God.

1376
01:23:52.070 --> 01:23:54.942
Okay, now we're
coming up, come on.

1377
01:24:22.057 --> 01:24:24.972
David Arquette
with a drop launch.

1378
01:24:25.060 --> 01:24:29.499
One, two, three.

1379
01:24:32.589 --> 01:24:34.852
COMMENTATOR: The fans
are on their feet,

1380
01:24:34.939 --> 01:24:39.117
showing respect for David
Arquette, and so is Booker T,

1381
01:24:39.204 --> 01:24:41.859
the Hall of Famer, Booker T,

1382
01:24:41.946 --> 01:24:45.689
raising the hand
of David Arquette.

1383
01:24:51.173 --> 01:24:54.393
The respect of the
fans here tonight.

1384
01:25:07.145 --> 01:25:12.107
David.

1385
01:26:12.297 --> 01:26:14.734
This forever to me will
be a special night.

1386
01:26:16.954 --> 01:26:18.564
My dad had grew up
loving wrestling,

1387
01:26:18.651 --> 01:26:20.087
and he was super into it.

1388
01:26:20.175 --> 01:26:21.263
He was always very supportive.

1389
01:26:21.350 --> 01:26:22.786
He'd come to all the shows,

1390
01:26:22.873 --> 01:26:26.268
so it was awesome
for me to be able

1391
01:26:26.355 --> 01:26:27.834
to share this with David.

1392
01:26:29.619 --> 01:26:31.534
And I almost cried
there at the end,

1393
01:26:31.621 --> 01:26:32.839
and I think I did a little bit.

1394
01:26:32.926 --> 01:26:34.928
But I wasn't really
expecting that,

1395
01:26:37.366 --> 01:26:38.976
but he's family.

1396
01:26:39.063 --> 01:26:41.631
Your an incredible partner,

1397
01:26:42.675 --> 01:26:45.809
and you're going
to great places.

1398
01:26:45.896 --> 01:26:49.552
I love the fact that
you, and .

1399
01:26:52.729 --> 01:26:55.819
Thank you ,

1400
01:26:56.907 --> 01:26:59.779
but I've got something
for you baby.

1401
01:27:29.809 --> 01:27:33.291
David Arquette, fuck
it, I can't lift it.

1402
01:27:35.685 --> 01:27:38.035
Anyone could be a champion.

1403
01:27:43.301 --> 01:27:44.084
Shut up.

1404
01:27:55.313 --> 01:27:56.140
Yes.

1405
01:28:04.757 --> 01:28:06.759
Look who's back y'all.

1406
01:28:15.812 --> 01:28:18.945
Good , happy birthday.

1407
01:28:20.686 --> 01:28:23.863
I wanted to something for
you for your birthday.

1408
01:28:23.950 --> 01:28:27.867
Yeah brother, Hulk Hogan
here Mr. David Arquette,

1409
01:28:27.954 --> 01:28:30.087
you brag about being a WC.

1410
01:28:31.175 --> 01:28:35.092
In all seriousness
David, happy birthday.

1411
01:28:45.015 --> 01:28:48.279
You walk out and fans
are like touching you,

1412
01:28:48.366 --> 01:28:49.236
touch your hand,

1413
01:28:49.324 --> 01:28:52.152
and that's the coolest,

1414
01:28:52.239 --> 01:28:53.632
it's that connection.

1415
01:28:53.719 --> 01:28:55.330
Where like, when you
get hit or something,

1416
01:28:55.417 --> 01:28:57.375
you turn to the fan like
this guy's gonna kill me.

1417
01:28:57.462 --> 01:29:01.118
You make like a direct
connection with a
fan in the moment.

1418
01:29:01.205 --> 01:29:04.817
Fuck you David Arquette.
Fuck you Sandy.

1419
01:29:08.168 --> 01:29:09.909
It's not like it's real.

1420
01:29:11.998 --> 01:29:13.783
The real reason I
know David Arquette,

1421
01:29:13.870 --> 01:29:17.787
is because his WCW title reign,

1422
01:29:17.874 --> 01:29:20.790
and all the money that
he made from that,

1423
01:29:21.921 --> 01:29:25.055
literally all of it, he
donated it to my family,

1424
01:29:25.969 --> 01:29:27.710
because of my father's passing,

1425
01:29:27.797 --> 01:29:30.408
he also donated Owen's family.

1426
01:29:30.495 --> 01:29:34.978
So in my book, David
Arquette is family,

1427
01:29:35.065 --> 01:29:37.459
more than friend, he's a
he's a member of my family,

1428
01:29:37.546 --> 01:29:38.895
and I love him.

1429
01:29:39.896 --> 01:29:42.028
Come here Lola and Lady.

1430
01:29:44.466 --> 01:29:47.120
Ready.

1431
01:29:47.207 --> 01:29:49.296
I don't know how
to come up a rope.

1432
01:29:50.950 --> 01:29:53.213
Yeah, mama's got it.

1433
01:29:53.300 --> 01:29:55.868
You gotta stretch mama.

1434
01:29:59.045 --> 01:30:00.177
♪ To print some cash ♪

1435
01:30:00.264 --> 01:30:04.311
♪ Fuck, I think we'll pass ♪

1436
01:30:04.399 --> 01:30:06.009
One, two, three, go.

1437
01:30:06.096 --> 01:30:07.489
♪ Getting in for free ♪

1438
01:30:07.576 --> 01:30:09.316
♪ Even though I've
got my money ♪

1439
01:30:09.404 --> 01:30:11.014
I love wrestling.

1440
01:30:11.101 --> 01:30:12.407
I love entertaining the fans.

1441
01:30:12.494 --> 01:30:13.495
I love getting in there.

1442
01:30:13.582 --> 01:30:14.974
I love doing it.

1443
01:30:15.061 --> 01:30:17.194
I'm just never gonna
be a great wrestler,

1444
01:30:17.281 --> 01:30:19.326
I mean, I've got
a couple of moves,

1445
01:30:19.414 --> 01:30:21.459
but I'm just never gonna
be a great wrestler.