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- Woo.
Oh.

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- Yeah, it was good
to see you, man.

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It's been about
a year and a half

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since the Tokyo Olympics, man.

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- No it hasn't.
It was like six months ago.

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We're in 2021, man.
- What?

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Damn, you're right.

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I don't know
what's wrong with me.

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My short term memory.

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- Short term memory?
You on that stuff, ain't you?

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- What stuff?
- You what I'm talkin' about.

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- Hey, man, we on TV.
- Okay.

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- Three, two, one.

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- 2021, what a year!

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After spending 2020
in lockdown,

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America was ready
to get down.

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It was a 365 day
balls to the wall,

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anything goes rager.

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- This is absolutely insane!

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- It was a year that
we flipped out and wigged out.

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When some of us
drank too much beer,

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others drank too much Kool-Aid.

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According to the Chinese zodiac,
2021 was the year of the ox.

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And boy, was it ever.

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But it was also
the year of the goat,

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the year the cat.
- I'm not a cat.

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- Year of the squid,
the year of the seagull,

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and definitely not
the year of the tiger.

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In 2021,
the Bidens were welcomed in,

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and the Cuomos were tossed out.

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Facebook got Meta,
and this fool's ass got wetter.

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Stadiums were packed,
some people got smacked,

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Bennifer was back and
what this kid saw was wack.

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It's the year Ted Cruz
fled to Cancun

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and Captain Kirk
went to the goddamn moon.

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- Oh, wow.

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- Millions refused to get a job
and one desperately

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tried to keep his job.

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Some believed in Ted Lasso,
others believed Q,

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and the world of social media
brought us these two.

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- I'mma just island boy.
I'mma just island boy.

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- Yeah, 2021 was poppin',
it was something to see.

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Now, to make sense of it all
is Kevin Hart and Snoop D-o-gg.

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- "Welcome to 2021 and Done",
I'm your homie,

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Big Snoop D-o-gg,

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The Dog Father, The Player,
The Coach, The Pimp,

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The Liaison, The Executive,
The Money Maker,

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The Producer of Algorithm,
and so on and so on.

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- And I'm Kevin.

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A.K.A., long, little feet,
uh, big nose, happy mouth.

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Uh, long forehead,
little structure, uh,

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big knuckles, small hands.

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Um, that's all I got, Snoop.

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- I like that.

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You know, Kev, I'm just glad
we survived another brutal year.

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I guess 2021 was better
than 2020,

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but that's just like saying

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the Jets are better
than the Lions.

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[laughing]

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- The Lions suck!
Yeah.

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Now, uh, listen,
it's been a strange year,

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and on this show,

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we're gonna look back at
the stuff that you remember

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and the shit that
you wish you could forget.

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- Yeah, yeah.
Let's get into it.

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It's time for
Shaking My Damn Headline.

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- Oh, I like that.

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Now, the year started off
with so much promise,

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but less than a week in.

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Well, it went off the rails
when a bunch of tourists

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showed up for a field trip
in D.C.,

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hoping to meet with
their congressmen

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and hang with Mike Pence.

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- Hang with Mike Pence?
Or hang Mike Pence?

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- Oh my god.

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- Let's take a look at
this white hot mess.

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Oh, look at this.

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This is when they
acted a fool.

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January sixth, I remember
this like yesterday.

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- Look at this.
- Look at this.

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- Just shit.
- Just madness.

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- What are you doing?
- Taking over the Capitol.

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- Look at this dumb ass.
Look at you.

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What you gonna do?

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He got a bongo in his arm.

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He's got a bongo on him!

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This really makes you
just think like--

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- I want him to fall.

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- -what the fuck
are you doing, man?

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- I need somebody to fall, Kev.
This is not right.

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- Look at this.
Look at this idiot.

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Oh! Oh!
[laughing]

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Oh, come on.
Come on.

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- Now that was an Olympic
highlight for your ass.

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- Don't you lose your grip.
God damn.

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- There was one true hero
that day.

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Capitol Police Officer
Eugene Goodman,

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who led the mob away from
the Senate chamber.

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Roll the clip.

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- Don't you come up-
don't you come up, boy.

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- Boy.
- Boy.

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- You see this little stick?

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- All right,
I'mma go over here.

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- That motherfucker get bigger
every time it hits your head.

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- Hey, don't you go further.

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Hey, hey, hey!
Get your ass back, bitch.

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- See, that was
the smartest move

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he made right there,

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'cause there was political
people in that room.

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And he knew he had to deter 'em
to go this way.

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That was the smartest move
right there.

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See, that-- he from the streets,
because he knew

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how to psych them out.

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They didn't even pay attention
to that room.

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They started following him.

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That was a great,
great strategic move.

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- Yeah, he better than me.

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I would have got 'em
off my ass.

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I was like,
"That's who you want.

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"You want the people in there.
Go that way."

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That's exactly
what I would have did.

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Yeah, that man
trying to be a hero.

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Sometimes you got to
worry about yourself, man.

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- That's a fact.

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I think that clip would be
way more gangster

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if we reverse that.

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Look at him now.

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Get your bitch ass outta here.
- What would I say?

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- Got the stick.

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- Want me to crack
your head, cuz?

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- Get your motherfucking ass
outta here right now.

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Back up, boy.
- Back up, bitch.

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Yeah.
- I got this.

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Don't even worry about
what's going on out here.

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Y'all just stay in there.
I got this shit.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, get on back,

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and I'm gonna run
these motherfuckers outta here.

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Matter of fact, I'mma back
that nigga get outta here.

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[laughter]

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- Oh! Oh!
Yeah, kiss my ass.

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That's what y'all gonna do.
Everybody.

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By the way,
that's one of those moments

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where you really look around and
you got the feeling to go,

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"Why did I take this job?"

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Like, when all those people
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you look and realize
you're the only one.

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He been the only one there
for years.

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He been only one there
for years,

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and it's been the best job ever
'cause nothing's ever happened.

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- No.

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- On that day, he was like,
"Ain't this about a bitch."

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"Where Charles at?
Charles--

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- He kept doing-
he kept doing this too.

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Pushing that little thing.

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Weren't nobody
on the other end.

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- Nobody-nobody-
he kept doing this.

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What I say--
"Hey, Charles.

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"Hey, Charles."
- What, nigga?

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I'm at McDonald's.

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- Charles, I need you to act
like you in the other room.

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- What you want, nigga,
number five or four?

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I need you to get
your black ass back up here.

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[laughter]

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- Hey.
All right.

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These insurrectionists
not only looted laptops,

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but one dude try to walk out
with a podium.

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Look at this right here.

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- Nah, that's not a podium,
Kev, that's actually a lectern.

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- Is it?
- Yeah, it's a lectern.

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- How the fuck
do you know that, Snoop?

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- Two things about me, Kev--
I smoke and I know things.

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I just can't believe
that this guy would, like,

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try to smash and grab America.

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This is a country,

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not a Louis Vuitton store,
asshole.

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- I mean,
it's just ridiculous.

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Where's he going put that?

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The insurrections led to
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and Trump lawyered up.

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The only lawyer missing
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was the cat right here.

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- We're trying to-we're trying
to- can you hear me, judge?

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- I can hear you.

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I think it's a filter--
- It is.

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I don't know how to remove it.

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- I don't know
how to remove it, judge,

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but can you hear me?
It's some thing.

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My kids put this damn emoji
on my face.

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I don't know how to move,
but, uh--

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- I'm not a cat.

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- That-- if you're live,
I'm not a cat.

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He said-he said,
"I'm not a cat, judge.

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"I promise I'm not a cat."

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"I don't know how to get this--"
- Who the hell does--

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- I don't know how to get this
off the computer, judge.

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- I'm not a cat.
- I'm not being an asshole,

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but this is not a cat
talking to you.

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Oh.

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After the impeachment,
Joe Biden was sworn in

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as president.

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The inauguration was
a star-studded affair

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with J.Lo in Chanel.
- Nice.

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- Oh my god, look at this.

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Lady Gaga, she was
in a Schiaparelli.

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- Mm-hmm, fashion.
- And Bernie Sanders.

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Bernie Sanders was in
whoever the fuck

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made these mittens.
Look at this here.

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Look at that.
Look at those mittens.

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- Nigga's mask on wrong.

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He got his mask
to the wrong side.

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What's going on, buddy?

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- But the real star of the show
is the young poet laureate

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Amanda Gorman.
Play the clip.

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- The successors of a country
in a time

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where a skinny black girl
descended from slaves

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and raised by a single mother
can dream of becoming president,

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only to find herself
reciting for one.

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- Very strong.
- Strong.

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- Come on, man.

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- I mean, listen,
that's what our young

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Black girls need to see.

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They need to see--
- Black girl power!

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- ...in positions of power.

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That's a moment
in history right there.

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- Great work, baby girl.

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- Absolutely.
- We commend you on the show.

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In 2021, Mother Earth
stopped all of us in our tracks.

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Fires, hurricanes,
record-setting temperatures.

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But not even a historic flood
in New York

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could stop fries
from getting delivered on time.

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Roll the clip.

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- That's right.
- Gotta love it.

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- I'm not gonna fucking ing
get a bad rating.

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You want me to get
fucking two stars?

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- Oh, he gonna get
a bad rating, nigga,

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'cause them fries is
in the water right now.

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I don't give a fuck
what you talking about.

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That nigga done drop
my whole bag of fries

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in the water.

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- I mean, but he
gettin' em to me.

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You know, I know
what's going on outside.

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- I don't want
no soggy fries, nigga.

245
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Don't put my fries
in the water, Cuz.

246
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You keep- you hold them
motherfuckers up top like this

247
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when you walking
through the water, 'kay?

248
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- What commitment.

249
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You know, in the summer,
we thought the pandemic was over

250
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and life resumed
back to normal.

251
00:09:01.207 --> 00:09:03.076
People were finally
letting their hair down.

252
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Let's take a look this.

253
00:09:05.612 --> 00:09:07.614
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, here we go.

254
00:09:07.647 --> 00:09:08.782
- Her hair finna
get out of there.

255
00:09:08.815 --> 00:09:10.016
Oh, it's going.
It's out.

256
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Bye bye.

257
00:09:11.251 --> 00:09:14.020
- Oh.
Time out.

258
00:09:14.020 --> 00:09:15.755
She just turned
into The Exorcist.

259
00:09:15.789 --> 00:09:17.057
Did you hear
what she just said?

260
00:09:17.090 --> 00:09:21.227
- What'd she-what'd she say?

261
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- Wig!
- My wig!

262
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- My fuckin' wig.

263
00:09:26.199 --> 00:09:28.668
- That ride needs
to be shut down.

264
00:09:28.702 --> 00:09:30.603
Taking that girl
wig off like that.

265
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That girl is a beautiful,
intelligent woman

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that came to that park
to have a good time,

267
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and she left without a wig.

268
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That-- you should be ashamed
of yourself, park.

269
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Shut it down.
- Yup.

270
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- All right, Snoop,
let's keep it going.

271
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- After a year of quarantine,
people seemed to forget

272
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how to behave
out in the real world,

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especially on airplanes.
Take a look.

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- Sit down now.
- You can't hold us!

275
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- Oh man.
- Down on the ground, sir.

276
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- We're not on the ground.
- Yes, we are!

277
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- Wow.

278
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Yeah, see-see, this is
way too much patience.

279
00:10:02.669 --> 00:10:03.703
It's way too much patience.

280
00:10:03.737 --> 00:10:06.706
You gotta knock him
the fuck out right there,

281
00:10:06.740 --> 00:10:07.607
right there.

282
00:10:07.640 --> 00:10:09.075
- He already
knocking himself out.

283
00:10:09.109 --> 00:10:10.577
- Look at this.
- Look at this sh-.

284
00:10:10.610 --> 00:10:13.346
- Yeah, I see this.
He got to die.

285
00:10:13.380 --> 00:10:14.748
You're not gonna
do this next to me.

286
00:10:14.781 --> 00:10:15.982
- No.

287
00:10:16.016 --> 00:10:17.717
What I'm gonna do is take
three, two people in the back

288
00:10:17.751 --> 00:10:19.419
that I don't know and say,
"We finna come together

289
00:10:19.452 --> 00:10:20.286
and kick his
motherfucking ass.

290
00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:21.621
- We gonna beat his ass.

291
00:10:21.655 --> 00:10:23.456
You're not going to look at me
and eat your mask.

292
00:10:23.490 --> 00:10:25.925
No.
- Really? Really?

293
00:10:25.959 --> 00:10:27.360
Oh, man, he calm now.
The police got him.

294
00:10:27.394 --> 00:10:29.462
- Really?
What did I do?

295
00:10:29.496 --> 00:10:31.031
Shut your stupid ass up.

296
00:10:31.064 --> 00:10:33.433
You know what you did over here
growling at the goddamn

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00:10:33.466 --> 00:10:34.300
flight attendant.

298
00:10:34.334 --> 00:10:35.468
- Why didn't they
cuff him, though,

299
00:10:35.502 --> 00:10:36.569
that's that privilege again.
They didn't cuff him.

300
00:10:36.603 --> 00:10:37.904
- By the way,
they shouldn't have trusted him

301
00:10:37.937 --> 00:10:39.973
from the beginning.
He had on jean shorts.

302
00:10:40.006 --> 00:10:43.410
I never met anybody
trustworthy in jean shorts.

303
00:10:43.443 --> 00:10:45.145
Uh, in 2021,
the most boring thing

304
00:10:45.178 --> 00:10:47.847
you could ever attend
finally got exciting.

305
00:10:47.881 --> 00:10:49.783
I'm talking about
school board meetings.

306
00:10:49.816 --> 00:10:51.151
Take a look at this clip
right here.

307
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- The children and
your children's children

308
00:10:54.254 --> 00:10:56.456
will be subjugated!

309
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They will be asked,
"How many vaccines have you had?

310
00:11:00.126 --> 00:11:03.063
"Have you been
a good little Nazi?

311
00:11:03.063 --> 00:11:04.698
"Hail Fauci!?"

312
00:11:04.731 --> 00:11:06.333
- I don't know who's next up
on that mic,

313
00:11:06.366 --> 00:11:09.069
but that mic had a hot,
batch of COVID waiting for them.

314
00:11:09.069 --> 00:11:13.573
- All variants included.

315
00:11:13.606 --> 00:11:15.909
- That mic was a mess.
Jesus Christ.

316
00:11:15.942 --> 00:11:18.578
Joining us now to make sense
of all this senselessness

317
00:11:18.611 --> 00:11:21.214
and break down some of
the other big stories of 2021,

318
00:11:21.247 --> 00:11:23.850
a man who never keeps it
on the DL.

319
00:11:23.883 --> 00:11:26.419
Of course, I'm talking about
my brother, D.L. Hugley,

320
00:11:26.453 --> 00:11:27.954
a.k.a. one of the kings
of comedy.

321
00:11:27.988 --> 00:11:29.456
What up, D.L.?
- Hey now, what's up?

322
00:11:29.489 --> 00:11:31.291
How y'all doing?
- Good, man.

323
00:11:31.324 --> 00:11:33.393
- D.L., you didn't put
your Crocodile Dundee brim

324
00:11:33.426 --> 00:11:35.295
on for this shit, huh?
- Fo sho, fo sho, fo sho.

325
00:11:35.328 --> 00:11:38.498
You never know.

326
00:11:38.531 --> 00:11:41.434
- I hope 2021
was better than 2020 for you

327
00:11:41.468 --> 00:11:42.736
after you fainted on stage.

328
00:11:42.769 --> 00:11:43.903
And I'm being
serious about you.

329
00:11:43.937 --> 00:11:45.638
You are right physically,
mentally, you all right?

330
00:11:45.672 --> 00:11:46.706
- Oh yeah, for sure.

331
00:11:46.740 --> 00:11:48.408
Yeah, it took a while,
but you know,

332
00:11:48.441 --> 00:11:50.543
2021 was challenging
for a lot of people.

333
00:11:50.577 --> 00:11:52.379
But, uh, it was, uh,

334
00:11:52.412 --> 00:11:53.713
it was an interesting
experience.

335
00:11:53.747 --> 00:11:55.582
I learned a lot about myself

336
00:11:55.615 --> 00:11:57.117
and I learned a lot
about the world.

337
00:11:57.150 --> 00:11:59.652
But I never thought
I would see America

338
00:11:59.686 --> 00:12:00.754
so frightened of a virus,

339
00:12:00.787 --> 00:12:02.288
they let niggas
walk around with masks on.

340
00:12:02.322 --> 00:12:05.725
[laughter]

341
00:12:07.460 --> 00:12:10.296
- Yo, 2021, Juneteenth
finally became a holiday.

342
00:12:10.330 --> 00:12:12.265
What's your feeling
about Juneteenth now?

343
00:12:12.298 --> 00:12:13.366
- Well here's the thing.

344
00:12:13.400 --> 00:12:15.568
It's interesting because
at a time when

345
00:12:15.602 --> 00:12:17.203
they don't want to
teach slavery in school,

346
00:12:17.237 --> 00:12:18.938
they want to commemorate
the end of it.

347
00:12:18.972 --> 00:12:21.441
Like-- so good luck
explaining to kids

348
00:12:21.474 --> 00:12:22.642
why they're off that day.

349
00:12:22.676 --> 00:12:25.679
But I think we should
understand that Juneteenth

350
00:12:25.712 --> 00:12:26.846
is the official--

351
00:12:26.880 --> 00:12:28.848
is the commemoration of
the end of slavery.

352
00:12:28.882 --> 00:12:31.818
Which is funny because
more white people will be off

353
00:12:31.851 --> 00:12:34.087
on Juneteenth than us.

354
00:12:34.087 --> 00:12:36.456
I think on Juneteenth, uh,
white people should have to

355
00:12:36.489 --> 00:12:39.893
work all day for free.

356
00:12:41.194 --> 00:12:42.862
- This motherfucker
got a great solution.

357
00:12:42.896 --> 00:12:44.497
- Let's talk about
Joe Biden for a second.

358
00:12:44.531 --> 00:12:46.766
You know, the black community
showed up for Joe Biden.

359
00:12:46.800 --> 00:12:48.768
Do you feel like
he has delivered?

360
00:12:48.802 --> 00:12:50.270
What's your take on that?

361
00:12:50.303 --> 00:12:52.639
- I think that it's--
it would be like talking about

362
00:12:52.672 --> 00:12:54.841
if the Atlanta Falcons
only had to play one quarter,

363
00:12:54.874 --> 00:12:56.276
they would have been
Super Bowl champions.

364
00:12:56.309 --> 00:12:58.178
But it's not.
It's four quarters.

365
00:12:58.211 --> 00:13:01.381
Truth of the matter is,
our relationship with Joe Biden

366
00:13:01.414 --> 00:13:02.816
was transactional.

367
00:13:02.849 --> 00:13:05.418
If you have a transactional,
uh, relationship,

368
00:13:05.452 --> 00:13:07.954
you gotta come through
with some transactions.

369
00:13:08.054 --> 00:13:11.391
Like, you can't--
and they gotta be the ones

370
00:13:11.424 --> 00:13:13.460
that the people
who voted for you find valuable.

371
00:13:13.493 --> 00:13:15.395
So I think
the jury's still out.

372
00:13:15.428 --> 00:13:17.797
I think he's done some things
I'm-- I've been pleased with

373
00:13:17.831 --> 00:13:20.066
and some that I haven't been
very pleased with at all.

374
00:13:20.100 --> 00:13:21.868
- D.L., you are--
you're the real deal.

375
00:13:21.901 --> 00:13:23.770
I tell you all the time.
- Thanks, Man.

376
00:13:23.803 --> 00:13:25.071
- Uh, and not only that.
You're a friend,

377
00:13:25.071 --> 00:13:26.573
you're a brother,
and you're a legend.

378
00:13:26.606 --> 00:13:27.707
So, man, please--

379
00:13:27.741 --> 00:13:29.476
- I gotta say something
before we go.

380
00:13:29.509 --> 00:13:32.245
First off, you-- this is like-
remember how nobody thought

381
00:13:32.278 --> 00:13:34.347
stripes and-and polka dots
would to go together?

382
00:13:34.381 --> 00:13:37.083
That's you and Snoop now.

383
00:13:37.117 --> 00:13:40.420
You're seeing two men together
have so much fun, fucking up,

384
00:13:40.453 --> 00:13:41.988
it's hilarious to me.

385
00:13:42.088 --> 00:13:45.191
I can't believe-I can't believe
that they got you all

386
00:13:45.225 --> 00:13:47.560
commentating on the world.
Thank, y'all, man.

387
00:13:47.594 --> 00:13:48.695
Thank, y'all for having me on.
- Thank you.

388
00:13:48.728 --> 00:13:50.230
- Thank you, man.
Thanks for coming on.

389
00:13:50.263 --> 00:13:52.766
D.L., we appreciate you,
we love you.

390
00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:53.733
- Likewise.

391
00:13:53.767 --> 00:13:54.601
- Ladies gentlemen,
D.L. Hugley, king,

392
00:13:54.634 --> 00:13:56.936
king of comedy, uh,
my brother.

393
00:13:57.037 --> 00:13:58.238
I love you, man.
We'll talk soon.

394
00:13:58.271 --> 00:13:59.072
- All right.
Thank you.

395
00:13:59.105 --> 00:14:00.173
- Peace and love.
Love you, boy.

396
00:14:00.206 --> 00:14:01.207
- Wow.

397
00:14:01.241 --> 00:14:02.642
Hey, people will be right back
with more of

398
00:14:08.882 --> 00:14:09.215
Welcome back.

399
00:14:10.050 --> 00:14:11.084
Snoop, you know what?

400
00:14:11.117 --> 00:14:12.485
It's time to talk about
that one thing

401
00:14:12.519 --> 00:14:14.888
that gets us fired up
more than anything else.

402
00:14:14.921 --> 00:14:16.356
- Antiquing?
- No, no.

403
00:14:16.389 --> 00:14:17.524
Snoop, that's not
what I'm talking about.

404
00:14:17.557 --> 00:14:19.059
I'm talking about sports!

405
00:14:19.059 --> 00:14:21.861
In 2021 we said goodbye to
cardboard cutouts,

406
00:14:21.895 --> 00:14:23.596
and welcome back
to real fans.

407
00:14:23.630 --> 00:14:27.167
And sports got balls out.
- Yes.

408
00:14:27.200 --> 00:14:28.702
- It was a great year for
the world champion,

409
00:14:28.735 --> 00:14:29.903
Milwaukee Bucks.

410
00:14:29.936 --> 00:14:32.772
And one enthusiastic fan
couldn't curb his enthusiasm.

411
00:14:32.806 --> 00:14:36.509
Take a look.

412
00:14:36.543 --> 00:14:38.244
Uh oh.

413
00:14:38.278 --> 00:14:40.947
Oh, if he chugs it,
he gonna go ham.

414
00:14:40.980 --> 00:14:43.550
He about to go ham.

415
00:14:43.583 --> 00:14:46.553
No. No.
- Take that motherfucker off.

416
00:14:46.586 --> 00:14:49.789
- Oh, don't rip it.
Yeah.

417
00:14:49.823 --> 00:14:50.623
You know what?

418
00:14:50.657 --> 00:14:52.025
That's always good
in the moment.

419
00:14:52.058 --> 00:14:55.328
But then after they stopped
the music and they go "Mah!"

420
00:14:55.362 --> 00:14:56.429
and they start
the game back up--

421
00:14:56.463 --> 00:14:57.630
- And he like, "It's cold.
Where my shirt at?"

422
00:14:57.664 --> 00:14:59.466
- You just gotta
sit back down.

423
00:14:59.499 --> 00:15:02.335
You ain't got no shirt on
and you notice the people

424
00:15:02.369 --> 00:15:03.703
looking at your stupid ass.

425
00:15:03.737 --> 00:15:05.305
- I feel that.
Looking at you.

426
00:15:05.338 --> 00:15:06.272
- They're like,
"You don't have another shirt?

427
00:15:06.306 --> 00:15:07.907
- No.

428
00:15:07.941 --> 00:15:11.411
Tore this motherfucker off
in the heat of the moment.

429
00:15:11.444 --> 00:15:15.749
The Bucks won the NBA Finals
and at the victory celebration,

430
00:15:15.782 --> 00:15:17.717
there was less than
winning speeches.

431
00:15:17.751 --> 00:15:19.219
Let's take a look.

432
00:15:19.252 --> 00:15:22.589
- Well, I came here they're
like, "Yo, you gotta, like,

433
00:15:22.622 --> 00:15:24.658
"show, like,
you got to be the dog.

434
00:15:24.691 --> 00:15:27.894
And I'm like --
- What?

435
00:15:27.927 --> 00:15:31.064
- Man, we got dogs.
Like, they just ain't, like--

436
00:15:31.064 --> 00:15:34.167
- What?

437
00:15:34.200 --> 00:15:36.870
- We're-- like, I got here,
like, we-we already got dogs.

438
00:15:36.903 --> 00:15:37.837
- What?

439
00:15:37.871 --> 00:15:39.606
- They just don't know
how to be dogs,

440
00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:40.740
and we gonna be dogs.

441
00:15:40.774 --> 00:15:41.775
- What are you talking about
right now?

442
00:15:41.808 --> 00:15:47.681
P.J. first and foremost,
you guys are Bucks.

443
00:15:47.714 --> 00:15:50.817
- And they were, like, you know,
you got to be the dog.

444
00:15:50.850 --> 00:15:53.620
So I'm like,
we already got dogs.

445
00:15:53.653 --> 00:15:54.888
- What?

446
00:15:54.921 --> 00:15:56.122
- Yeah, but we
the Bucks though.

447
00:15:56.156 --> 00:16:00.260
- You just hear people
in the background going, what?

448
00:16:00.293 --> 00:16:03.229
What, what?
What'd he say?

449
00:16:03.263 --> 00:16:04.264
That's the part
that made me laugh.

450
00:16:04.297 --> 00:16:05.665
That's why I'm like.

451
00:16:05.699 --> 00:16:09.302
[laughing]

452
00:16:09.336 --> 00:16:12.539
Don't even--
I'm like, what?

453
00:16:12.572 --> 00:16:14.040
- Stop it.

454
00:16:14.040 --> 00:16:15.208
- Uh, the Tampa Bay Bucs

455
00:16:15.241 --> 00:16:16.343
celebrated their
Super Bowl victory

456
00:16:16.376 --> 00:16:17.911
with a boat parade.

457
00:16:17.944 --> 00:16:20.146
And even though he won
a seventh Lombardi,

458
00:16:20.180 --> 00:16:24.617
Tom Brady partied like
it was his first championship.

459
00:16:24.651 --> 00:16:27.053
- I'm open, Tom.
I'm wide open.

460
00:16:27.053 --> 00:16:29.155
- Oh, wow!

461
00:16:29.189 --> 00:16:30.790
- Hit me with it.

462
00:16:30.824 --> 00:16:33.893
Look at this.
Come on, what?

463
00:16:33.927 --> 00:16:35.962
Super Bowl?
What are you talking about?

464
00:16:36.062 --> 00:16:39.299
Tom, why you got a knee brace?

465
00:16:39.332 --> 00:16:42.469
- He had on a knee brace
at the after party?

466
00:16:42.502 --> 00:16:44.404
- Tom, why got your--

467
00:16:44.437 --> 00:16:46.706
Tom, don't ever
put your knee brace on

468
00:16:46.740 --> 00:16:49.909
just to hang out, Tom.

469
00:16:50.010 --> 00:16:51.177
- He was gone, man.

470
00:16:51.211 --> 00:16:52.846
- That looked like that
Brett Favre commercial.

471
00:16:52.879 --> 00:16:53.847
The copper--
What was it called?

472
00:16:53.880 --> 00:16:55.015
- Coppertone.

473
00:16:55.015 --> 00:16:56.016
- With him and Jerry Rice --
- Him and Jerry Rice

474
00:16:56.016 --> 00:16:59.085
running them old ass routes.

475
00:16:59.119 --> 00:17:01.421
He's out there playing
three on three with some bums.

476
00:17:01.454 --> 00:17:03.023
- Hey.

477
00:17:03.023 --> 00:17:04.491
- When I wear Coppertone,

478
00:17:04.524 --> 00:17:07.260
I'm just as fast
as I was in 1987.

479
00:17:07.293 --> 00:17:09.162
- Tom Brady,
don't you ever put

480
00:17:09.195 --> 00:17:11.197
another goddamn
knee brace on

481
00:17:11.231 --> 00:17:12.599
to go to a parade.

482
00:17:12.632 --> 00:17:15.035
Sit your ass home if that's
what you gotta do, man.

483
00:17:15.035 --> 00:17:16.636
- You sure you're in
a position to judge people

484
00:17:16.670 --> 00:17:18.838
for getting to wild
after a Super Bowl, Kev?

485
00:17:18.872 --> 00:17:19.906
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I remember

486
00:17:19.939 --> 00:17:21.474
this thing happening
to you a few years ago.

487
00:17:21.508 --> 00:17:24.044
- Late in the game,
you guys didn't flinch, and--

488
00:17:24.044 --> 00:17:26.479
- Sorry to interrupt, but I got
a special fan for you.

489
00:17:26.513 --> 00:17:27.847
How's Kevin Hart for you?

490
00:17:27.881 --> 00:17:29.616
- Oh, he need--
he need a ladder.

491
00:17:29.649 --> 00:17:32.886
- Not one of!
The best!

492
00:17:32.919 --> 00:17:34.187
- I like it.

493
00:17:34.220 --> 00:17:36.890
- How'd you feel when Brady
had that ball and got sacked?

494
00:17:36.923 --> 00:17:38.191
Lost the ball.
- Look at my eye.

495
00:17:38.224 --> 00:17:40.627
- I'll say this.
- Look at my eyes.

496
00:17:40.660 --> 00:17:43.363
- We're very lucky
to have this guy

497
00:17:43.396 --> 00:17:45.632
a part of this team.

498
00:17:45.665 --> 00:17:49.569
I've been drinking.
[laughter]

499
00:17:49.602 --> 00:17:51.705
- I'm on cloud nine.

500
00:17:51.738 --> 00:17:53.773
That's the best part.
- You were so fucked up.

501
00:17:53.807 --> 00:17:55.442
- Yeah!
- Here you was trying
to be professional.

502
00:17:55.475 --> 00:17:56.543
That's the part
I'm tripping on.

503
00:17:56.576 --> 00:17:57.744
- Yeah.
- But you was like up here,

504
00:17:57.777 --> 00:18:00.013
I-I am on TV, but,
look, let me tell you all.

505
00:18:00.046 --> 00:18:01.848
Look--
- Hey!

506
00:18:01.881 --> 00:18:03.249
I have never been more--

507
00:18:03.283 --> 00:18:04.751
I have never been
more intoxicated in my life.

508
00:18:04.784 --> 00:18:07.120
But guess what?
I'd do the same thing again.

509
00:18:07.153 --> 00:18:08.121
Have you ever had that?

510
00:18:08.154 --> 00:18:10.323
Have you ever been
so-so messed up,

511
00:18:10.357 --> 00:18:12.359
like that you-you're
trying to keep it together,

512
00:18:12.392 --> 00:18:13.827
but while you're trying
to keep it together,

513
00:18:13.860 --> 00:18:15.128
in your mind, you're like,

514
00:18:15.161 --> 00:18:16.496
"I look stupid as
fuck right now."

515
00:18:16.529 --> 00:18:19.032
- I definitely did that
when the Lakers hit the, uh,

516
00:18:19.032 --> 00:18:20.333
they hit
the Portland Trailblazers

517
00:18:20.367 --> 00:18:22.035
in their game seven.

518
00:18:22.035 --> 00:18:24.037
And me and the homies
just busted in the locker room

519
00:18:24.037 --> 00:18:25.372
at the end of the game.

520
00:18:25.405 --> 00:18:26.873
And they was doing
an interview with Jim Hill.

521
00:18:26.906 --> 00:18:28.041
We was like, "We don't
give a fuck.

522
00:18:28.041 --> 00:18:28.942
What's happening, nigga?

523
00:18:29.042 --> 00:18:30.710
The Lakers rule, nigga.

524
00:18:30.744 --> 00:18:32.846
Nigga, we just
won, nigga.

525
00:18:32.879 --> 00:18:33.913
That nigga Jim Hill
was like,

526
00:18:33.947 --> 00:18:35.615
"Uh, uh, back to you."

527
00:18:35.648 --> 00:18:37.584
[laughter]

528
00:18:37.617 --> 00:18:39.052
And I was like,
damn, we was acting a fool,

529
00:18:39.052 --> 00:18:40.186
but fuck it,
we was excited,

530
00:18:40.220 --> 00:18:41.521
you know what I'm sayin'?
- Yeah, yeah.

531
00:18:41.554 --> 00:18:43.423
- Now, the Atlanta Braves
brought home

532
00:18:43.456 --> 00:18:46.326
their first championship
in 26 years.

533
00:18:46.359 --> 00:18:48.895
Over a million people
turned out for the parade.

534
00:18:48.995 --> 00:18:51.398
And after waiting
three hours for it to start,

535
00:18:51.431 --> 00:18:53.433
this is what they saw.

536
00:18:53.466 --> 00:18:54.868
- Ah!

537
00:18:54.901 --> 00:18:58.238
- They going fast
as a motherfucker.

538
00:19:00.273 --> 00:19:02.575
- Oh, my God!
- Why they going so fast, cuz?

539
00:19:02.609 --> 00:19:05.345
- Holy shit, man.

540
00:19:05.378 --> 00:19:07.480
You know that-that may be
the funniest clip

541
00:19:07.514 --> 00:19:09.816
that we've seen all day.

542
00:19:09.849 --> 00:19:11.284
They going like 35.

543
00:19:11.317 --> 00:19:12.452
They going--
- Motherfuckin'--

544
00:19:12.485 --> 00:19:15.355
Do they know what a parade's
fucking supposed to be?

545
00:19:15.388 --> 00:19:16.523
- What did they
tell the drivers?

546
00:19:16.556 --> 00:19:19.025
No matter what,
under no conditions

547
00:19:19.025 --> 00:19:21.194
do you slow
this bitch down?

548
00:19:21.227 --> 00:19:22.862
But this is the parade,
we just wanna see the people.

549
00:19:22.896 --> 00:19:24.197
I don't give
a fuck what it is.

550
00:19:24.230 --> 00:19:25.732
You drive this bitch
through there

551
00:19:25.765 --> 00:19:29.803
until we get to a place
where I feel like it's safe.

552
00:19:29.836 --> 00:19:31.404
They-they did 35, 40.

553
00:19:31.438 --> 00:19:33.273
- They was flying
through that bitch, man.

554
00:19:33.306 --> 00:19:34.841
- Jesus Christ!

555
00:19:34.874 --> 00:19:36.443
Do you see the people there?
What the fuck is going on?

556
00:19:36.476 --> 00:19:38.812
- I'm crying laughing
'cause they was going so fast.

557
00:19:38.845 --> 00:19:40.447
- Oh, my God, man.

558
00:19:40.480 --> 00:19:41.848
That's probably one of
the worst parades ever.

559
00:19:41.881 --> 00:19:43.616
That's gonna go down
in history.

560
00:19:43.650 --> 00:19:45.452
While we're celebrating
championships,

561
00:19:45.485 --> 00:19:47.053
how about Candace Parker,

562
00:19:47.053 --> 00:19:48.555
who came back
to her hometown

563
00:19:48.588 --> 00:19:52.325
and brought the Chicago Sky
their first WNBA title?

564
00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:54.461
Go ahead, Candace,
roll the clip.

565
00:19:54.494 --> 00:19:56.930
- Nope.

566
00:19:56.963 --> 00:19:59.532
- Candace, haul ass.
Go to your family. Go!

567
00:19:59.566 --> 00:20:01.001
Go to your family,
Candace.

568
00:20:01.034 --> 00:20:02.235
- Where they at?
- Hug 'em! Hug 'em!

569
00:20:02.268 --> 00:20:03.236
- Find 'em!
- Come on,

570
00:20:03.269 --> 00:20:04.170
- Come on, give me
a hug, my people.

571
00:20:04.204 --> 00:20:05.372
- That's what I'm
talking about.

572
00:20:05.405 --> 00:20:07.307
- I love it, I love it.
- Go back to my people.

573
00:20:07.340 --> 00:20:09.009
Good for her, man.
- So happy for CP3.

574
00:20:09.042 --> 00:20:10.110
- All jokes aside.

575
00:20:10.143 --> 00:20:11.511
- Yeah, she did
that in, uh, L.A.

576
00:20:11.544 --> 00:20:14.080
She was a great player
for the L.A. Sparks.

577
00:20:14.114 --> 00:20:15.548
She-she did
great things for us,

578
00:20:15.582 --> 00:20:17.150
but for her to go back
to her hometown

579
00:20:17.183 --> 00:20:18.385
and get that
championship game,

580
00:20:18.418 --> 00:20:19.619
I know that means
the world to her.

581
00:20:19.652 --> 00:20:20.754
Shout out to CP3.

582
00:20:20.787 --> 00:20:22.922
- I mean, I don't think
there's a better taste,

583
00:20:22.956 --> 00:20:25.592
a better taste of success
for us athletes.

584
00:20:25.625 --> 00:20:27.427
I, I know because of,

585
00:20:27.460 --> 00:20:29.162
uh, my success in
the church league.

586
00:20:29.195 --> 00:20:31.264
I told you, we won
a championship.

587
00:20:31.297 --> 00:20:32.265
We played against--
- I would love to have

588
00:20:32.298 --> 00:20:33.266
played against y'all

589
00:20:33.299 --> 00:20:34.300
in the church league
championship games.

590
00:20:34.334 --> 00:20:35.402
- I don't know why, Snoop.
We were quite--

591
00:20:35.435 --> 00:20:37.237
we were-we were
the real deal, okay?

592
00:20:37.270 --> 00:20:38.438
The real deal.
- Okay.

593
00:20:38.471 --> 00:20:39.706
- I'll never forget
the championship game.

594
00:20:39.739 --> 00:20:42.509
I had seven points,
eighteen assists,

595
00:20:42.542 --> 00:20:45.478
36 rebounds, 15 blocks.

596
00:20:45.512 --> 00:20:47.347
Uh, and I believe--
if I think--

597
00:20:47.380 --> 00:20:48.615
what was it,
what was the other one?

598
00:20:48.648 --> 00:20:49.883
Uh, I forced
a lot of turnover.

599
00:20:49.916 --> 00:20:51.918
Either way, it was one
the best games ever played, man,

600
00:20:51.951 --> 00:20:53.219
and they still talk about it.
- And I wish they had

601
00:20:53.253 --> 00:20:55.055
a VHS back in the day
to see that.

602
00:20:55.055 --> 00:20:56.690
- Well, brother, all you
gotta do is go to,

603
00:20:56.723 --> 00:21:00.293
uh, SaintChristian.com
ZionBaptistedu.,

604
00:21:00.327 --> 00:21:02.462
uh, BasketballForGod,

605
00:21:02.495 --> 00:21:04.631
and you'll see all
of my success, brother.

606
00:21:04.664 --> 00:21:06.099
That's all you gotta do.

607
00:21:06.132 --> 00:21:08.068
- In other news...
- Hoopin' for the Lord.

608
00:21:08.068 --> 00:21:09.636
- Yes, praise God.

609
00:21:09.669 --> 00:21:12.138
In 2021, boxing
made a big comeback.

610
00:21:12.172 --> 00:21:14.607
But some of the biggest fights
didn't feature real boxers

611
00:21:14.641 --> 00:21:17.977
like this match between
Lamar Odom and Aaron Carter?

612
00:21:18.078 --> 00:21:19.779
- Oh, Jesus.
Look at this shit.

613
00:21:19.813 --> 00:21:21.214
Jesus Christ, man.
- Look how big he is

614
00:21:21.247 --> 00:21:23.817
to the dude he's fighting.
That isn't-- that's--

615
00:21:23.850 --> 00:21:25.719
- Aaron was catching him though
in some of the rounds.

616
00:21:25.752 --> 00:21:28.088
I actually-- here's what's bad,
I watched the fight.

617
00:21:28.088 --> 00:21:30.290
[laughter]

618
00:21:30.323 --> 00:21:32.459
I paid for it
and everything.

619
00:21:33.893 --> 00:21:36.162
I was like, oh, this
is gonna be good.

620
00:21:36.196 --> 00:21:39.099
I'm a firm believer.

621
00:21:39.132 --> 00:21:41.901
I'm a supporter of
all these fights.

622
00:21:41.935 --> 00:21:43.503
- So you spent that
$5.99 for that fight?

623
00:21:43.536 --> 00:21:44.904
- Yeah, I remember
that now.

624
00:21:44.938 --> 00:21:47.107
So that was like Lamar Odom
versus Aaron Carter.

625
00:21:47.140 --> 00:21:48.441
I was like,
I gotta see this shit.

626
00:21:48.475 --> 00:21:50.944
- Fighting live for $5.99.

627
00:21:51.044 --> 00:21:52.712
- I thought,
this is gonna to be good.

628
00:21:52.746 --> 00:21:54.347
This here is gonna
to be real good.

629
00:21:54.381 --> 00:21:56.683
- Over in the UFC,
Conor McGregor broke his leg

630
00:21:56.716 --> 00:21:58.685
during a fight
and it was nasty.

631
00:21:58.718 --> 00:22:00.720
- Oh, my God, are you sure
you wanna see that photo?

632
00:22:00.754 --> 00:22:01.655
I don't wanna look at it.
- Oh!

633
00:22:01.688 --> 00:22:04.290
- God damn it, man.
Look at that.

634
00:22:04.324 --> 00:22:05.959
- But I love
his-his-his tenacity

635
00:22:06.059 --> 00:22:07.260
and his fierce way
of fighting.

636
00:22:07.293 --> 00:22:08.895
He was talking shit
after he broke his leg.

637
00:22:08.928 --> 00:22:10.296
He was, "I fuck him up,

638
00:22:10.330 --> 00:22:12.565
there's nothing
he can do to me."

639
00:22:12.599 --> 00:22:13.833
And his leg was
fucked up.

640
00:22:13.867 --> 00:22:17.804
I'm like,
cuz still talking shit?

641
00:22:19.606 --> 00:22:21.608
- Snoop just pulled
that accent out his ass.

642
00:22:21.641 --> 00:22:23.076
It was great!

643
00:22:23.076 --> 00:22:24.177
Oh, my God.

644
00:22:24.210 --> 00:22:26.746
- He said that he believes
that one of the kicks

645
00:22:26.780 --> 00:22:29.082
that he checked
is what broke your leg.

646
00:22:43.096 --> 00:22:44.464
- Only Conor, man.

647
00:22:44.497 --> 00:22:45.699
Only Conor.
- While his shit is broke,

648
00:22:45.732 --> 00:22:47.267
in pain,
sitting on the ground

649
00:22:47.300 --> 00:22:49.202
and Joe Rogan got
to sit down next to him,

650
00:22:49.235 --> 00:22:50.670
'cause the nigga
can't stand up.

651
00:22:50.704 --> 00:22:52.372
Who does the interview
sitting next to the nigga?

652
00:22:52.405 --> 00:22:53.573
- I don't know.
But if his shit was broke,

653
00:22:53.606 --> 00:22:54.941
he was extremely calm.

654
00:22:55.041 --> 00:22:57.577
Tell you what, you wouldn't
had got a word out of me.

655
00:22:57.610 --> 00:22:59.079
Jesus...
How you feel?

656
00:22:59.112 --> 00:23:02.182
Fucked up, man.
Get me outta here!

657
00:23:02.215 --> 00:23:03.850
Oh, my God.

658
00:23:03.883 --> 00:23:06.386
My foot's in my ass, man.
Get me outta here.

659
00:23:06.419 --> 00:23:07.854
Uh, you know, Snoop, man,

660
00:23:07.887 --> 00:23:10.056
I think the best
sporting event of 2021

661
00:23:10.090 --> 00:23:12.726
was actually
the 2020 Olympics.

662
00:23:12.759 --> 00:23:15.228
- Hey, hey, you know,
what my favorite part
of the Olympics was?

663
00:23:15.261 --> 00:23:17.230
- Oh, Snoop man, come on.
Don't say it.

664
00:23:17.263 --> 00:23:19.065
You ain't gotta make me blush.
I already know.

665
00:23:19.065 --> 00:23:20.433
- No, it's not you.

666
00:23:20.467 --> 00:23:22.535
It's the horse.
Roll that clip.

667
00:23:22.569 --> 00:23:25.805
- Oh! Oh!
- Hey! Yeah.

668
00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:27.273
Oh, look at this, cuz.

669
00:23:27.307 --> 00:23:29.909
- Oh, come on, man.
- This horse is off the chain.

670
00:23:29.943 --> 00:23:33.513
I got to get this
motherfucker in the video.

671
00:23:33.546 --> 00:23:34.948
- You made that horse famous.

672
00:23:34.981 --> 00:23:37.584
That horse probably got
a lot of ass after that.

673
00:23:37.617 --> 00:23:39.285
- He probably got
a lot of jealousy, too.

674
00:23:39.319 --> 00:23:40.553
I know when he
went back in the barn,

675
00:23:40.587 --> 00:23:42.355
all the other horses
was mad and shit.

676
00:23:42.389 --> 00:23:43.590
Oh, you think you
something, huh?

677
00:23:43.623 --> 00:23:45.959
You think you-you think
you hot 'cause you was on TV

678
00:23:45.992 --> 00:23:47.927
and Snoop was talking
about you, huh?

679
00:23:48.028 --> 00:23:49.829
Fuck you
and your fake ass hair.

680
00:23:49.863 --> 00:23:52.932
[laughter]

681
00:23:53.033 --> 00:23:55.402
- Our next guest gets in
a lot of passionate debates

682
00:23:55.435 --> 00:23:56.803
every single morning.

683
00:23:56.836 --> 00:23:58.038
You may know him
as an analyst,

684
00:23:58.038 --> 00:23:59.639
but I know him
as my alarm clock.

685
00:23:59.673 --> 00:24:02.709
Here to give us the last take
on sports in 2021,

686
00:24:02.742 --> 00:24:04.911
please welcome
Stephen A. Smith.

687
00:24:04.944 --> 00:24:06.579
- What up? What up?
How you y'all doing?

688
00:24:06.613 --> 00:24:08.214
- We all good, baby.
Good to see you, man.

689
00:24:08.248 --> 00:24:09.282
I see you lookin' good.

690
00:24:09.315 --> 00:24:10.784
Got the fireplace
in the background.

691
00:24:10.817 --> 00:24:12.052
I like that.
I can put somethin'

692
00:24:12.085 --> 00:24:13.720
on that fire
if you want me to.

693
00:24:13.753 --> 00:24:15.588
- Hey, I don't mind.
Here's the only problem,

694
00:24:15.622 --> 00:24:16.756
obviously I got
the fireplace on,

695
00:24:16.790 --> 00:24:18.124
that means
it's cold outside.

696
00:24:18.158 --> 00:24:19.659
- So, uh, we'd like
to welcome you to the show.

697
00:24:19.693 --> 00:24:21.061
How was your 2021

698
00:24:21.061 --> 00:24:23.563
and did you happen to get into
any disagreements this year?

699
00:24:23.596 --> 00:24:26.399
- No, 15 segments a day,
75 a week,

700
00:24:26.433 --> 00:24:27.534
over 3,000 a year,

701
00:24:27.567 --> 00:24:30.170
I'd say I got into
my share of disagreements

702
00:24:30.203 --> 00:24:33.239
pretty much every day,
every minute of every day.

703
00:24:33.273 --> 00:24:36.309
Except I haven't lost
any of those disagreements,

704
00:24:36.343 --> 00:24:37.677
and that's
the most important.

705
00:24:37.711 --> 00:24:39.479
- 75,000 and 0.

706
00:24:39.512 --> 00:24:41.214
- Stephen A. Smith,
two naked women just walked by

707
00:24:41.247 --> 00:24:42.549
in the background,
explain it.

708
00:24:42.582 --> 00:24:46.219
[laughter]
- That is a lie.

709
00:24:46.252 --> 00:24:49.622
- Why you didn't turn around
and see if he was lying?

710
00:24:49.656 --> 00:24:52.025
- He just sat up.

711
00:24:52.025 --> 00:24:54.127
Oh!

712
00:24:54.160 --> 00:24:57.197
Was 2021 a good year
for sports to you, Stephen?

713
00:24:57.230 --> 00:24:59.199
- Well, for me personally,
I-I was shocked

714
00:24:59.232 --> 00:25:02.635
to see that Tom Brady was
gonna smack down Kansas City

715
00:25:02.669 --> 00:25:03.737
the way that they did.

716
00:25:03.770 --> 00:25:05.438
I didn't think that
they'd be able to do that.

717
00:25:05.472 --> 00:25:08.041
Uh, but to see
a brother in his 40s

718
00:25:08.041 --> 00:25:10.310
go out on that football field
against young lines,

719
00:25:10.343 --> 00:25:12.545
against a stud
like Patrick Mahomes,

720
00:25:12.579 --> 00:25:15.448
Travis Kelce's big time,
Tyreek Hill's big time.

721
00:25:15.482 --> 00:25:18.585
And to see Tom Brady do it,
but not just what he did,

722
00:25:18.618 --> 00:25:19.719
it was how he did it.

723
00:25:19.753 --> 00:25:21.655
Remember, you saw him
going at the Honey Badger,

724
00:25:21.688 --> 00:25:22.889
- Right.
- Tyrann Mathieu.

725
00:25:22.922 --> 00:25:25.125
And we all got mad respect
for the honey badger,

726
00:25:25.158 --> 00:25:27.227
we know what a big time
player he is.

727
00:25:27.260 --> 00:25:29.496
But it's one thing
to-to-to go at him,

728
00:25:29.529 --> 00:25:31.197
it's another thing
to talk smack to him,

729
00:25:31.231 --> 00:25:33.500
to get this face
during the Super Bowl,

730
00:25:33.533 --> 00:25:35.201
to let him know
I'm coming for you,

731
00:25:35.235 --> 00:25:36.770
and went for him
and got him,

732
00:25:36.803 --> 00:25:39.105
'cause it made
this upcoming season

733
00:25:39.139 --> 00:25:40.407
that much more beautiful.

734
00:25:40.440 --> 00:25:43.376
We all thought that Kansas City
was relatively invincible

735
00:25:43.410 --> 00:25:45.812
until we saw them
get smacked down like that.

736
00:25:45.845 --> 00:25:48.181
- Uh, Stephen A. Smith,
we talkin' about 2021.

737
00:25:48.214 --> 00:25:50.817
Let me tell you, um, one of
my least favorite moments.

738
00:25:50.850 --> 00:25:52.552
And I-I think we got a clip.

739
00:25:52.585 --> 00:25:54.454
Do we have the clip
of Stephen A. Smith

740
00:25:54.487 --> 00:25:56.056
hitting the heavy bag

741
00:25:56.089 --> 00:25:58.024
when he was
working out boxing?

742
00:25:58.058 --> 00:26:01.261
Uh, just roll the clip
of Stephen A. Smith

743
00:26:01.294 --> 00:26:03.830
throwing some of
the most aggressive uppercuts

744
00:26:03.863 --> 00:26:06.399
that I've ever seen
in my life.

745
00:26:06.433 --> 00:26:10.036
Uh, dressed like he has
never went to the gym.

746
00:26:10.070 --> 00:26:11.805
Uh, Stephen A. Smith,
as you can see,

747
00:26:11.838 --> 00:26:15.375
has on a pair of
the loosest gray sweatpants,

748
00:26:15.408 --> 00:26:19.045
and a, uh, black tank top
that definitely doesn't fit.

749
00:26:19.045 --> 00:26:22.148
It looks like it's been
through seven family reunions

750
00:26:22.182 --> 00:26:25.051
and, uh, and two barbecues.

751
00:26:25.051 --> 00:26:26.720
But boy, when I tell you,

752
00:26:26.753 --> 00:26:28.822
this did not do good
for our race as well.

753
00:26:28.855 --> 00:26:30.790
- I know that was rehab
for your rotator cuff.

754
00:26:30.824 --> 00:26:32.092
- Yeah.
- I know that, so that was--

755
00:26:32.125 --> 00:26:33.760
that was good work to show
that it was coming back to you.

756
00:26:33.793 --> 00:26:35.095
Didn't nobody understand
the whole story

757
00:26:35.128 --> 00:26:36.129
behind the video.
- Yeah.

758
00:26:36.162 --> 00:26:38.064
- That was progress
on your rehabilitation.

759
00:26:38.098 --> 00:26:40.133
- I'll tell you what
I do understand: bullsh-.

760
00:26:40.166 --> 00:26:42.268
The trainer kept saying--

761
00:26:42.302 --> 00:26:44.437
the trainer kept
telling Stephen A.

762
00:26:44.471 --> 00:26:48.241
good, good, good.

763
00:26:48.274 --> 00:26:50.076
Good. That's--

764
00:26:50.110 --> 00:26:52.445
And it shows
how easy it is for us

765
00:26:52.479 --> 00:26:54.114
to get caught up
in the moment.

766
00:26:54.147 --> 00:26:56.282
He got caught up
in the goods.

767
00:26:56.316 --> 00:26:59.285
Uh, okay, let's get back to
some serious stuff right now.

768
00:26:59.319 --> 00:27:02.889
- Steven A., I wanna speak to
the wisdom and the knowledge

769
00:27:02.922 --> 00:27:04.858
that you speak to
when you on television.

770
00:27:04.891 --> 00:27:06.326
I really appreciate you
for giving

771
00:27:06.359 --> 00:27:08.261
the young homies
in the industry

772
00:27:08.294 --> 00:27:11.131
and the young homies
in the-in the sports world

773
00:27:11.164 --> 00:27:13.299
understanding of
what they can and can't do,

774
00:27:13.333 --> 00:27:14.567
and you try
to keep them straight.

775
00:27:14.601 --> 00:27:15.769
And even though
they get mad at you,

776
00:27:15.802 --> 00:27:18.204
I appreciate you and I do
know that behind your back,

777
00:27:18.238 --> 00:27:19.372
they be thanking you.

778
00:27:19.406 --> 00:27:21.041
They just ain't man enough
to say it to your face,

779
00:27:21.041 --> 00:27:22.142
so I'mma say it for 'em.

780
00:27:22.175 --> 00:27:23.276
Thank you.
- Nice.

781
00:27:23.309 --> 00:27:25.378
- I love y'all as brothers.
I'm proud of y'all,

782
00:27:25.412 --> 00:27:28.181
and I'm always, always, always
here for the both of y'all.

783
00:27:28.214 --> 00:27:29.849
And that's just
real love as a brother.

784
00:27:29.883 --> 00:27:31.551
- Damn, look at that.
- That's heavy, right?

785
00:27:31.584 --> 00:27:32.819
- Kicked it off
with a bang, man.

786
00:27:32.852 --> 00:27:34.921
Stephen A. Smith,
thank you so much, Stephen.

787
00:27:34.954 --> 00:27:36.956
We love you, man.

788
00:27:37.057 --> 00:27:38.058
Wow.
- Peace.

789
00:27:38.058 --> 00:27:39.059
- We'll be right back.
We got more highlights

790
00:27:39.059 --> 00:27:42.162
and low lights in 2021
when we come back.

791
00:27:42.195 --> 00:27:44.364
- Put chestnuts roasting on
a fire in the background.

792
00:27:44.397 --> 00:27:46.166
- Stephen A. Smith, huh?
- That's nice.

793
00:27:50.670 --> 00:27:51.338
- Welcome back to
"2021 and Done".

794
00:27:52.806 --> 00:27:55.542
- 2021 was a jam-packed year
in entertainment.

795
00:27:55.575 --> 00:27:58.345
The best limited series on
Netflix was "True Story".

796
00:27:58.378 --> 00:27:59.746
- And that is a fact.

797
00:27:59.779 --> 00:28:01.781
And the best album of the year
was "Algorithm".

798
00:28:01.815 --> 00:28:03.383
- That is also a fact.

799
00:28:03.416 --> 00:28:05.885
The best talk show of
the year was "Hart To Heart".

800
00:28:05.919 --> 00:28:07.454
- And you do know that.

801
00:28:07.487 --> 00:28:09.923
And the best entertainment
sports show of the year

802
00:28:10.023 --> 00:28:11.291
was "Olympic Highlights".

803
00:28:11.324 --> 00:28:12.859
- Man, if you don't
talk your talk,

804
00:28:12.892 --> 00:28:14.294
I'mma walk my walk.

805
00:28:14.327 --> 00:28:17.030
As a matter of fact, Snoop,
you already know I'm in a doop,

806
00:28:17.030 --> 00:28:18.398
and I'mma tell you
something else,

807
00:28:18.431 --> 00:28:19.699
I'll throw you for a loop.

808
00:28:19.733 --> 00:28:22.035
Get the car, and I'mma
drive it around the hoop.

809
00:28:22.035 --> 00:28:23.436
Who wanna get with me?

810
00:28:23.470 --> 00:28:25.638
They better ask 2003,

811
00:28:25.672 --> 00:28:28.141
because I now know
I'm where I'm supposed to be.

812
00:28:28.174 --> 00:28:29.876
- Mmm!
- Wrapping up the charts

813
00:28:29.909 --> 00:28:31.644
and being the... walk.

814
00:28:31.678 --> 00:28:33.279
All right.

815
00:28:33.313 --> 00:28:34.581
Okay, I'm sorry.
It's getting ridiculous.

816
00:28:34.614 --> 00:28:35.849
Let's just move on.

817
00:28:35.882 --> 00:28:37.450
In one of the most watched
television events of the year,

818
00:28:37.484 --> 00:28:39.219
Prince Harry
and Meghan Markle,

819
00:28:39.252 --> 00:28:40.720
sat down with Oprah

820
00:28:40.754 --> 00:28:42.455
to talk about leaving
the royal family.

821
00:28:42.489 --> 00:28:45.425
And after hearing this shit,
well, it isn't hard to see why.

822
00:28:45.458 --> 00:28:46.559
Watch this.
- Check it out.

823
00:28:46.593 --> 00:28:47.994
- Hold up, stop right now.
- There are several--

824
00:28:48.028 --> 00:28:49.095
there are several
conversations about it.

825
00:28:49.129 --> 00:28:52.599
- There's a conversation
with you-

826
00:28:52.632 --> 00:28:54.134
- With Harry.

827
00:28:54.167 --> 00:28:57.604
---about how dark
your baby is going to be?

828
00:28:57.637 --> 00:28:58.738
- Huh?

829
00:28:58.772 --> 00:29:00.840
- Potentially, and what that
would mean or look like.

830
00:29:00.874 --> 00:29:01.875
- Ooh.

831
00:29:01.908 --> 00:29:03.677
- Oh, God, don't freeze frame
Oprah like that.

832
00:29:03.710 --> 00:29:04.544
Come on, man.
- Don't do her like that

833
00:29:04.577 --> 00:29:05.512
with her mouth like that.

834
00:29:05.545 --> 00:29:07.414
- Don't do freeze frame
Oprah like that.

835
00:29:07.447 --> 00:29:09.282
Uh, I mean,
look, that was tough.

836
00:29:09.315 --> 00:29:10.216
But you know what?
- That was tough.

837
00:29:10.250 --> 00:29:11.685
- We gotta stand
by Harry, man.

838
00:29:11.718 --> 00:29:13.219
Harry did the right thing.

839
00:29:13.253 --> 00:29:14.621
That man sided with
his woman and said--

840
00:29:14.654 --> 00:29:16.056
- And said, you know what?
fuck that, I'm out.

841
00:29:16.089 --> 00:29:17.290
- I'm out, I'm out.

842
00:29:17.324 --> 00:29:19.059
- You all gonna question
what color my baby gonna be

843
00:29:19.092 --> 00:29:20.093
and all that?

844
00:29:20.126 --> 00:29:21.194
That ain't got nothing
to do with nothing.

845
00:29:21.227 --> 00:29:22.362
I love this woman right here.
- That's right.

846
00:29:22.395 --> 00:29:24.130
- And if I love this woman,
love has no color on it.

847
00:29:24.164 --> 00:29:27.434
- Mmm, said and shouldn't
be said any more.

848
00:29:27.467 --> 00:29:29.169
- Mmm...
- God damn it, Snoop.

849
00:29:29.202 --> 00:29:31.671
Sometimes you just get
so profound with it, man.

850
00:29:31.705 --> 00:29:33.039
You know what you
made me wanna do?

851
00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:34.474
- What?
- Sing another song.

852
00:29:34.507 --> 00:29:36.710
* At the end of the day
I'mma flow my way *

853
00:29:36.743 --> 00:29:39.245
* Ask me where I'mma be
and it's another day *

854
00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:41.581
* Don't matter what the
color is cause I do *

855
00:29:41.614 --> 00:29:42.916
* What the fuck
you wanna see *

856
00:29:42.949 --> 00:29:44.050
* It's me and Snoop *

857
00:29:44.050 --> 00:29:46.219
Oh! That was an accident.

858
00:29:46.252 --> 00:29:47.420
It came together
at the end, though.

859
00:29:47.454 --> 00:29:49.255
- It really did.
- Came together at the end.

860
00:29:49.289 --> 00:29:52.392
Uh, 2021, brought the end
of the Kardashians on E!

861
00:29:52.425 --> 00:29:55.128
and the end of
Kim and Kanye in real life.

862
00:29:55.161 --> 00:29:56.863
Uh, in the divorce,
Kim got the house

863
00:29:56.896 --> 00:29:58.932
and Kanye got the stadium.
That's right.

864
00:29:58.965 --> 00:30:01.434
When they separated,
Kanye moved into

865
00:30:01.468 --> 00:30:03.837
Atlanta's
Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

866
00:30:03.870 --> 00:30:05.972
This is actually Kanye's room.
Let's take a look.

867
00:30:06.006 --> 00:30:07.741
- The motherfucker
really did move in.

868
00:30:07.774 --> 00:30:09.209
- Yeah, yeah.

869
00:30:09.242 --> 00:30:11.745
It looks like the women's gym
at the NCAA tournament.

870
00:30:11.778 --> 00:30:12.946
Look at this shit.

871
00:30:12.979 --> 00:30:14.881
Remember, they only
had three weights?

872
00:30:14.914 --> 00:30:17.951
- It looked like
the Olympic dressing room--

873
00:30:17.984 --> 00:30:20.387
- The box beds!
---with the beds. Exactly!

874
00:30:20.420 --> 00:30:22.589
- Only Kanye.
Look at this shit, man.

875
00:30:22.622 --> 00:30:25.525
- Then he went to a game
later that night

876
00:30:25.558 --> 00:30:28.194
that was on top of the stadium
that he was sleeping up under.

877
00:30:28.228 --> 00:30:29.262
- Yeah, well,
when they said, Kanye,

878
00:30:29.295 --> 00:30:30.263
what you about
to do after this?

879
00:30:30.296 --> 00:30:31.331
I'm about to go downstairs
and go to bed.

880
00:30:31.364 --> 00:30:33.199
[laughter]
What?

881
00:30:33.233 --> 00:30:35.268
Wh-What?

882
00:30:35.301 --> 00:30:36.636
Yeah, I'm about to go
right to sleep.

883
00:30:36.670 --> 00:30:38.571
I ain't gonna do
too much after this.

884
00:30:38.605 --> 00:30:39.906
I ain't trying
to be up all night.

885
00:30:39.939 --> 00:30:41.574
I'm gonna go right downstairs
and go to bed.

886
00:30:41.608 --> 00:30:44.077
Tell 'em they gotta wrap
this basketball shit up.

887
00:30:44.110 --> 00:30:46.946
I got a big day tomorrow.

888
00:30:46.980 --> 00:30:48.515
- While he was living there,

889
00:30:48.548 --> 00:30:50.884
Kanye was spotted
making an appearance

890
00:30:50.917 --> 00:30:52.819
at one of those games
we talking about.

891
00:30:52.852 --> 00:30:54.054
Let's check it out.

892
00:30:55.522 --> 00:30:59.259
- Hey, Kanye!
- Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.

893
00:30:59.292 --> 00:31:01.061
Kanye got pantyhose
on his face.

894
00:31:01.094 --> 00:31:02.429
[coughing from laughter]

895
00:31:02.462 --> 00:31:05.565
Kanye-Kanye walked--

896
00:31:06.700 --> 00:31:08.068
Kanye walked in
that bitch looking like

897
00:31:08.068 --> 00:31:10.837
a bank robber
from the '80s.

898
00:31:10.870 --> 00:31:13.206
Put the money in
the bag, bitch!

899
00:31:13.239 --> 00:31:14.641
Luther?

900
00:31:14.674 --> 00:31:16.209
You know, they could always
see who was robbing them

901
00:31:16.242 --> 00:31:17.377
in the pantyhose?

902
00:31:17.410 --> 00:31:19.913
- Say, you jive-ass nigga.
Put the money in the bag.

903
00:31:19.946 --> 00:31:24.184
[laughter]

904
00:31:24.217 --> 00:31:26.152
- I don't wanna hear
shit you got to say

905
00:31:26.186 --> 00:31:28.221
if there ain't
the money in the bag.

906
00:31:28.254 --> 00:31:29.556
- Hey, man, I know you.

907
00:31:29.589 --> 00:31:32.258
You don't know me.
Stop looking at me, man.

908
00:31:32.292 --> 00:31:34.961
Just put the money
in the fucking bag.

909
00:31:34.995 --> 00:31:36.229
- Yo, roll the clip again.

910
00:31:36.262 --> 00:31:38.365
Let me see what he had on
walking to the gym again.

911
00:31:38.398 --> 00:31:41.868
Look at this shit here.
God damn it.

912
00:31:41.901 --> 00:31:43.903
God damn it, Kanye.

913
00:31:43.937 --> 00:31:46.473
- Nigga had on the
Eddie Murphy "Delirious" outfit

914
00:31:46.506 --> 00:31:47.774
with a stocking cap.

915
00:31:47.807 --> 00:31:49.843
[laughter]

916
00:31:52.078 --> 00:31:53.613
I can't make
this shit up, man.

917
00:31:53.646 --> 00:31:55.915
- You gotta-you gotta-- I mean,
there's only one Kanye, man.

918
00:31:55.949 --> 00:31:58.485
You know, Kanye was trying
to hide from the paparazzi,

919
00:31:58.518 --> 00:32:00.053
but the pantyhose
weren't enough.

920
00:32:00.053 --> 00:32:01.254
So he took it
to the next level,

921
00:32:01.287 --> 00:32:03.356
as seen in this photo.
Look at this right here.

922
00:32:03.390 --> 00:32:04.691
- Oh, shit.
- Yup, there it is right there.

923
00:32:04.724 --> 00:32:06.626
Yeah, yeah.

924
00:32:06.660 --> 00:32:08.361
By the way,
perfectly normal.

925
00:32:08.395 --> 00:32:10.296
I don't know who that is.

926
00:32:10.330 --> 00:32:12.432
Who's that?
Who's this?

927
00:32:12.465 --> 00:32:15.735
Who's this regular guy
at the bank?

928
00:32:15.769 --> 00:32:18.371
This isn't suspicious
at all.

929
00:32:18.405 --> 00:32:19.939
I'm not scared.

930
00:32:19.973 --> 00:32:21.608
I'm not scared at all.

931
00:32:21.641 --> 00:32:24.444
Who is this man monster
that looks perfectly normal?

932
00:32:24.477 --> 00:32:27.113
He doesn't eat people.
Who the fuck is this?

933
00:32:27.147 --> 00:32:29.249
Oh, he's got black eyes.

934
00:32:29.282 --> 00:32:30.717
Look at this fucking--

935
00:32:30.750 --> 00:32:32.786
look at the mask
and then look at the eyes.

936
00:32:32.819 --> 00:32:34.387
- This shit is amazing, man,
that he would do some--

937
00:32:34.421 --> 00:32:35.455
- What is Kanye
trying to do, man?

938
00:32:35.488 --> 00:32:36.656
- I don't know.

939
00:32:36.690 --> 00:32:39.092
This year, the people
started a movement

940
00:32:39.092 --> 00:32:42.896
to #FreeBritney,
and it worked.

941
00:32:42.929 --> 00:32:45.565
- Fans are important.

942
00:32:45.598 --> 00:32:48.802
That right there,
that should not be

943
00:32:48.835 --> 00:32:49.903
just looked past.

944
00:32:49.936 --> 00:32:51.204
That's love.

945
00:32:51.237 --> 00:32:53.473
That's people standing by
who they've supported

946
00:32:53.506 --> 00:32:54.474
over the years.

947
00:32:54.507 --> 00:32:55.375
That's dope as hell, man.

948
00:32:55.408 --> 00:32:56.743
- Yeah.
No justice, no peace.

949
00:32:56.776 --> 00:32:58.511
Get Britney
on these streets.

950
00:32:58.545 --> 00:33:00.680
[laughter]

951
00:33:10.056 --> 00:33:11.191
- I don't-I don't know
how he does it,

952
00:33:11.224 --> 00:33:12.092
he just does it.

953
00:33:12.125 --> 00:33:14.127
Shit just comes
to him so fast.

954
00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:16.062
My last rap, it thought--
I literally took about

955
00:33:16.062 --> 00:33:18.932
ten minutes thinking of
that shit before I did it.

956
00:33:18.965 --> 00:33:21.401
It was an incredible year in
entertainment and pop culture,

957
00:33:21.434 --> 00:33:23.636
so we thought,
who better to check in with

958
00:33:23.670 --> 00:33:26.306
than the only guy
who's on TV more than us?

959
00:33:26.339 --> 00:33:28.074
You know him from
"Good Morning America"

960
00:33:28.074 --> 00:33:29.776
and "Fox Football Sunday",

961
00:33:29.809 --> 00:33:31.978
please welcome the man,
the myth, the legend,

962
00:33:32.078 --> 00:33:33.279
Michael Strahan.

963
00:33:33.313 --> 00:33:34.547
- What's up, fellas?

964
00:33:34.581 --> 00:33:35.582
- There he is.
- What's up?

965
00:33:35.615 --> 00:33:36.616
- There he is.
- Where you at, Mike?

966
00:33:36.649 --> 00:33:37.884
In the closet?
Wh-where they got you?

967
00:33:37.917 --> 00:33:39.619
In a closet doing
an interview?

968
00:33:39.652 --> 00:33:41.855
- Hey, you know what,
Snoop, you-you know,

969
00:33:41.888 --> 00:33:43.256
when you do all right
for yourself,

970
00:33:43.289 --> 00:33:45.392
this is what you call
a bookshelf, buddy.

971
00:33:45.425 --> 00:33:46.893
This is, like,
an office, baby.

972
00:33:46.926 --> 00:33:48.595
Look how expansive it is.

973
00:33:48.628 --> 00:33:50.263
- Hey, I haven't read
in a long time, Mike.

974
00:33:50.296 --> 00:33:51.531
Reading is fundamental.

975
00:33:51.564 --> 00:33:53.700
I may have to come over
and borrow a book or something.

976
00:33:53.733 --> 00:33:54.634
- Nah, nah, nah.

977
00:33:54.668 --> 00:33:55.902
I never open 'em,
they just look good.

978
00:33:55.935 --> 00:33:57.237
I buy these big thick books,

979
00:33:57.270 --> 00:33:58.505
they'll look good.
- They just look good.

980
00:33:58.538 --> 00:33:59.806
- I was watching
the NFL, man,

981
00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:01.741
and I love how they
gave you your flowers, man

982
00:34:01.775 --> 00:34:03.576
on the air, man.
How does that feel?

983
00:34:03.610 --> 00:34:05.679
Getting that appreciation
from your coworkers, man,

984
00:34:05.712 --> 00:34:08.114
those Hall of Famers that was
giving you that love that day?

985
00:34:08.148 --> 00:34:09.749
- You know what, man?
It's-it's amazing.

986
00:34:09.783 --> 00:34:11.885
I-I-I mean, to have
your-your teammates,

987
00:34:11.918 --> 00:34:13.386
the guys you played with

988
00:34:13.420 --> 00:34:15.855
to show love by showing up,
man, meant the world to me.

989
00:34:15.889 --> 00:34:17.490
And the Giants
retired my jersey,

990
00:34:17.524 --> 00:34:19.059
I never thought
that was gonna happen.

991
00:34:19.059 --> 00:34:20.427
You know, I'm out there
just trying to survive,

992
00:34:20.460 --> 00:34:21.628
just trying to keep a job

993
00:34:21.661 --> 00:34:23.363
so I had to move back
in with my parents.

994
00:34:23.396 --> 00:34:25.365
Next thing you know,
my jersey's gonna hang

995
00:34:25.398 --> 00:34:26.666
in the rafters forever.

996
00:34:26.700 --> 00:34:28.101
So that was a big--
that was incredible.

997
00:34:28.134 --> 00:34:29.369
That was incredible.

998
00:34:29.402 --> 00:34:30.970
- Well, Mike, listen, you know
nobody likes the trash you

999
00:34:31.071 --> 00:34:32.939
more than I do,
but in this moment,

1000
00:34:32.972 --> 00:34:34.908
I'm going to take
the high road.

1001
00:34:34.941 --> 00:34:37.610
And I gotta honestly say,
it's well deserved.

1002
00:34:37.644 --> 00:34:39.913
I talk trash to your face.

1003
00:34:39.946 --> 00:34:42.515
I-I try my best to get you
off your rocker.

1004
00:34:42.549 --> 00:34:45.085
But I can say, man,
that-that jersey,

1005
00:34:45.118 --> 00:34:46.720
it belongs
in the-in the rafters.

1006
00:34:46.753 --> 00:34:49.022
That's the last time that
you're gonna hear me say

1007
00:34:49.022 --> 00:34:50.123
anything nice to you.

1008
00:34:50.156 --> 00:34:51.591
Don't you ever
expect it again.

1009
00:34:51.624 --> 00:34:52.892
I'm doing it because
you deserve it.

1010
00:34:52.926 --> 00:34:55.428
This is the end of the year,
we're-we're wrapping it up,

1011
00:34:55.462 --> 00:34:57.530
so I felt like I should throw
something nice to you in it.

1012
00:34:57.564 --> 00:34:59.532
All right? So don't
ever expect it again.

1013
00:34:59.566 --> 00:35:01.201
That's the only time.

1014
00:35:01.234 --> 00:35:02.502
- All right, Kev--
Kevin, if you do that again,

1015
00:35:02.535 --> 00:35:03.503
I know something's wrong.

1016
00:35:03.536 --> 00:35:04.437
- Yeah.
- Something's wrong.

1017
00:35:04.471 --> 00:35:05.672
- Let's get into
the year, man.

1018
00:35:05.705 --> 00:35:07.340
What do you feel,
in your opinion,

1019
00:35:07.374 --> 00:35:09.609
was the biggest entertainment
story of the year?

1020
00:35:09.642 --> 00:35:10.677
- Oh, man!

1021
00:35:10.710 --> 00:35:12.679
Dave Chappelle is one
of the biggest, I think.

1022
00:35:12.712 --> 00:35:13.446
- Ahh.
- You know?

1023
00:35:13.480 --> 00:35:14.381
- Yeah.

1024
00:35:14.414 --> 00:35:15.882
- I think that was one of
the biggest

1025
00:35:15.915 --> 00:35:18.084
because comedy has always been
that one place

1026
00:35:18.118 --> 00:35:19.686
where people can go when--

1027
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:21.755
if you're a great comic
at what you-you do,

1028
00:35:21.788 --> 00:35:25.425
you can do it and kind of
not say have free reign,

1029
00:35:25.458 --> 00:35:28.161
but you're able to kind of,
you know, balance it.

1030
00:35:28.194 --> 00:35:29.095
- Um-hmm.
- And I do--

1031
00:35:29.129 --> 00:35:30.497
I think that
the Dave Chappelle story

1032
00:35:30.530 --> 00:35:33.333
and the cancel culture with him
was one of the biggest--

1033
00:35:33.366 --> 00:35:34.234
biggest stories.

1034
00:35:34.267 --> 00:35:35.335
- It actually was.
- So, yeah.

1035
00:35:35.368 --> 00:35:37.070
- And this year we saw
the last James Bond movie

1036
00:35:37.070 --> 00:35:38.204
with Daniel Craig.

1037
00:35:38.238 --> 00:35:40.473
Is it true that you're playing
the next James Bond?

1038
00:35:40.507 --> 00:35:42.609
- Ah, man.
Hey, first of all, I--

1039
00:35:42.642 --> 00:35:43.810
they called me,
but I can't--

1040
00:35:43.843 --> 00:35:46.746
I can't do the accent, Snoop,
so, I pulled myself out.

1041
00:35:46.780 --> 00:35:49.683
- You pulled yourself out.

1042
00:35:49.716 --> 00:35:52.285
Uh, did you agree with
<u>People Magazine's</u>decision

1043
00:35:52.318 --> 00:35:55.288
to name Paul Rudd
the sexiest man alive?

1044
00:35:55.322 --> 00:35:58.625
- Hey, Paul's my guy, man.
Laughing is sexy.

1045
00:35:58.658 --> 00:36:00.160
- Which is why
I don't understand

1046
00:36:00.193 --> 00:36:01.795
why I keep getting robbed!

1047
00:36:01.828 --> 00:36:04.397
Why do I keep getting robbed?

1048
00:36:04.431 --> 00:36:06.900
Every year I'm overlooked.
Year after year, man.

1049
00:36:06.933 --> 00:36:08.802
- So, Mike, you're one of
the best game show hosts

1050
00:36:08.835 --> 00:36:10.070
I've ever seen.

1051
00:36:10.103 --> 00:36:12.038
Why weren't you named
the new host of "Jeopardy"

1052
00:36:12.038 --> 00:36:13.039
this year?

1053
00:36:13.073 --> 00:36:14.140
I thought that was going to be
you to fill in

1054
00:36:14.174 --> 00:36:15.442
for Alex Trebek, man.

1055
00:36:15.475 --> 00:36:17.177
- Hey, Snoop,
I ain't smart enough for

1056
00:36:17.210 --> 00:36:18.545
that show, man.

1057
00:36:18.578 --> 00:36:20.747
I sat on the couch with my mama
watching that show last week.

1058
00:36:20.780 --> 00:36:22.048
I'm like, Mama, get it.

1059
00:36:22.048 --> 00:36:23.316
Because, you know, your mom--
my mom thinks

1060
00:36:23.350 --> 00:36:24.417
she can win everything.

1061
00:36:24.451 --> 00:36:26.286
And then after about
five wrong answers,

1062
00:36:26.319 --> 00:36:28.154
she go, I'll stick to
"Wheel of Fortune".

1063
00:36:28.188 --> 00:36:30.757
I said, yes, Mama,
stick with the wheel.

1064
00:36:30.790 --> 00:36:32.392
Hey, your son ain't smart enough
for it either.

1065
00:36:32.425 --> 00:36:34.627
I'm messin'--
I'm not smart enough for that.

1066
00:36:34.661 --> 00:36:36.396
I'll stick with
"Pyramid", man.

1067
00:36:36.429 --> 00:36:37.630
I'm good with it.

1068
00:36:37.664 --> 00:36:38.698
- I love the honesty.

1069
00:36:38.732 --> 00:36:40.667
I mean, I think it takes
a smart man to realize

1070
00:36:40.700 --> 00:36:42.068
that he's a dumb man

1071
00:36:42.068 --> 00:36:45.271
that puts him in a position
to be a better smart man.

1072
00:36:45.305 --> 00:36:47.540
I love it.
I love it.

1073
00:36:47.574 --> 00:36:48.875
T-That's brilliant!

1074
00:36:48.908 --> 00:36:51.845
- Hey, Mike,
what gives you hope for 2022?

1075
00:36:51.878 --> 00:36:54.614
- Oh, man, what gives me hope
for 2022?

1076
00:36:54.647 --> 00:36:57.817
Every year we go to
a military instillation.

1077
00:36:57.851 --> 00:37:01.454
And we do a-a show.

1078
00:37:01.488 --> 00:37:03.323
And then you go, you sit around
these young soldiers

1079
00:37:03.356 --> 00:37:05.025
and you realize
that we all right.

1080
00:37:05.025 --> 00:37:07.460
So, when we go to do things
with the military

1081
00:37:07.494 --> 00:37:09.262
and the people
who really protect our freedom

1082
00:37:09.295 --> 00:37:10.497
here in this country

1083
00:37:10.530 --> 00:37:15.035
and really are behind us
or in front of us in most ways,

1084
00:37:15.035 --> 00:37:16.302
it gives me hope, brother.

1085
00:37:16.336 --> 00:37:17.937
Every time I see that
it kind of rejuvenates me

1086
00:37:18.038 --> 00:37:18.905
about where we're at.

1087
00:37:18.938 --> 00:37:19.939
- That sounds dope, Mike.
- That's dope.

1088
00:37:20.040 --> 00:37:21.508
- And I just want to give you
a shout-out

1089
00:37:21.541 --> 00:37:23.109
for joining us on the show.

1090
00:37:23.143 --> 00:37:24.377
We love you;
we appreciate you.

1091
00:37:24.411 --> 00:37:27.213
- Man, I appreciate you.
- Peace and love, Mike.

1092
00:37:33.053 --> 00:37:33.186
**

1093
00:37:34.054 --> 00:37:36.222
- Welcome back to
"2021 and Done".

1094
00:37:36.256 --> 00:37:37.791
Social media had
a lot of likes

1095
00:37:37.824 --> 00:37:39.659
and some really big dislikes
this year.

1096
00:37:39.693 --> 00:37:40.927
We're going to talk about
some of them

1097
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:43.897
in a segment that we're calling
"Viral Overload".

1098
00:37:46.099 --> 00:37:47.400
- This past summer,
Kevin and I

1099
00:37:47.434 --> 00:37:49.402
covered the Olympics on Peacock.

1100
00:37:49.436 --> 00:37:51.438
And some of our clips
went viral.

1101
00:37:51.471 --> 00:37:54.140
But shortly after the Olympics,
a new trend popped up

1102
00:37:54.174 --> 00:37:55.809
on social media.

1103
00:37:55.842 --> 00:37:57.477
The hood Olympics.

1104
00:37:57.510 --> 00:37:58.812
Check this shit out.

1105
00:37:58.845 --> 00:38:02.849
[chatter]

1106
00:38:07.153 --> 00:38:10.023
- One, two, three,
four, five, six...

1107
00:38:10.023 --> 00:38:11.024
- Do you know
this was started by

1108
00:38:11.057 --> 00:38:12.926
some crackheads, right?
- Of course.

1109
00:38:13.026 --> 00:38:15.395
- This was a-this was a move
that the crackheads

1110
00:38:15.428 --> 00:38:16.529
told the dope dealers,

1111
00:38:16.563 --> 00:38:19.165
if I do this,
you give me a 20 rock.

1112
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:20.633
And then everybody
around the world

1113
00:38:20.667 --> 00:38:23.036
started doing crackhead shit
and didn't even know it.

1114
00:38:25.872 --> 00:38:27.741
- All to go viral.
- Yep.

1115
00:38:27.774 --> 00:38:30.043
Just to be seen and break
your motherfucking neck.

1116
00:38:30.043 --> 00:38:31.911
- Bunch of people with
fucked up spines out there

1117
00:38:31.945 --> 00:38:33.113
because of this dumbass thing.

1118
00:38:33.146 --> 00:38:34.180
- Bang!

1119
00:38:34.214 --> 00:38:36.483
- Necks and spines
rearranged all over.

1120
00:38:36.516 --> 00:38:37.384
- Um-hmm.

1121
00:38:37.417 --> 00:38:38.785
- Uh, that's a lot
of fail videos.

1122
00:38:38.818 --> 00:38:41.287
But one guy successfully
took home the crate gold.

1123
00:38:41.321 --> 00:38:42.422
Check him out.

1124
00:38:42.455 --> 00:38:45.358
- Mike said he going up there
rolling up a blunt.

1125
00:38:45.392 --> 00:38:47.060
- Oh, he's rolling up a blunt.

1126
00:38:47.060 --> 00:38:49.663
Homeboy, if he pull this off,
he gonna get it.

1127
00:38:49.696 --> 00:38:52.332
He rollin' up?

1128
00:38:52.365 --> 00:38:56.736
Lookin' like DJ drama and
Drake and motherfucking--

1129
00:38:56.770 --> 00:39:00.340
Every light-skinned nigga
I know.

1130
00:39:00.373 --> 00:39:02.676
- It's all good!
- Oh, he caught one, too.

1131
00:39:02.709 --> 00:39:05.011
Them George is on point.
Look at his George.

1132
00:39:05.011 --> 00:39:06.913
Oh, he licked it down.

1133
00:39:07.013 --> 00:39:09.549
No spinnin' and lip it.

1134
00:39:09.582 --> 00:39:12.218
That's the spin lip technique
right there.

1135
00:39:12.252 --> 00:39:13.787
You do that good,
I'm gonna roll--

1136
00:39:13.820 --> 00:39:15.188
when you rollin' a blunt,
that's the technique

1137
00:39:15.221 --> 00:39:16.323
that you use
when you on the run.

1138
00:39:16.356 --> 00:39:17.357
Like a lot of times we runnin'

1139
00:39:17.390 --> 00:39:18.925
and tryin' to get
outta there fast rollin' up.

1140
00:39:19.025 --> 00:39:21.027
He's--
[applause]

1141
00:39:21.027 --> 00:39:24.197
- Give that nigga a lighter.
Give that nigga a lighter.

1142
00:39:24.230 --> 00:39:28.034
- This nigga-this nigga right
here gets the standing

1143
00:39:28.034 --> 00:39:29.336
motherfucking ov--
look at his homie on his side.

1144
00:39:29.369 --> 00:39:31.638
- Oh, my god. Look.
Oh, yeah.

1145
00:39:31.671 --> 00:39:34.341
The hype up from everybody else
is what makes it even better.

1146
00:39:34.374 --> 00:39:36.810
Yeah! Yeah!

1147
00:39:36.843 --> 00:39:38.144
Go get him a light!

1148
00:39:38.178 --> 00:39:40.080
- Get that nigga light and
light that bleezie

1149
00:39:40.113 --> 00:39:41.948
cause that was too easy.

1150
00:39:42.048 --> 00:39:44.684
- If you're an aspiring artist,
social media is an amazing tool

1151
00:39:44.718 --> 00:39:46.353
to help you
promote your talent.

1152
00:39:46.386 --> 00:39:47.420
Roll the clip.

1153
00:39:47.454 --> 00:39:49.255
* Cause I'm an island boy *

1154
00:39:49.289 --> 00:39:51.358
* and I been trying to amaze *

1155
00:39:51.391 --> 00:39:53.693
* Oh, I'm an island boy *

1156
00:39:53.727 --> 00:39:56.029
* I'ma just island boy *

1157
00:39:56.062 --> 00:39:58.064
* I'ma just island boy *

1158
00:39:58.098 --> 00:40:00.066
* I'm a good cute white boy *

1159
00:40:00.100 --> 00:40:02.102
* Let me just keep that gun *

1160
00:40:02.135 --> 00:40:04.471
* Let me just
staring at the sun *

1161
00:40:04.504 --> 00:40:06.006
* I'ma fool gazing *

1162
00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:07.741
* I'm like in the pool I stand *

1163
00:40:07.774 --> 00:40:09.476
* I'm an island boy *

1164
00:40:09.509 --> 00:40:10.944
* I put my vest on, yeah, *

1165
00:40:10.977 --> 00:40:14.047
* like a wild woman
tryin' to make it to the tall *

1166
00:40:14.080 --> 00:40:17.150
* But I'm an island boy
I been tryin' to make it *

1167
00:40:17.183 --> 00:40:19.686
* I ain't singin' with
a gang gang slang *

1168
00:40:19.719 --> 00:40:20.687
- Gang, gang.

1169
00:40:20.720 --> 00:40:22.856
There they got
to use that word.

1170
00:40:22.889 --> 00:40:25.458
I'm speechless.

1171
00:40:25.492 --> 00:40:26.993
- I'm not.
- Two goofballs in the pool.

1172
00:40:27.027 --> 00:40:28.061
- You know why
I'm not speechless?

1173
00:40:28.094 --> 00:40:29.763
- Why?

1174
00:40:29.796 --> 00:40:34.868
- Because I'm an island boy.
[laughter]

1175
00:40:34.901 --> 00:40:39.406
* I'm an island boy *

1176
00:40:39.439 --> 00:40:42.108
* I'm an island boy *

1177
00:40:42.142 --> 00:40:43.309
What is happening, man?

1178
00:40:43.343 --> 00:40:46.112
- I don't know and
ain't tryin' to understand it.

1179
00:40:46.146 --> 00:40:47.213
- Dammit!

1180
00:40:47.247 --> 00:40:49.349
- What's understood
don't need to be explained

1181
00:40:49.382 --> 00:40:50.850
and I don't want to
understand it.

1182
00:40:50.884 --> 00:40:51.851
- Tell you what does.

1183
00:40:51.885 --> 00:40:52.485
Tell you what does
need to be explained.

1184
00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:53.353
- What?

1185
00:40:53.386 --> 00:40:58.758
- How I became an island boy.

1186
00:40:58.792 --> 00:41:00.393
- Knock it off, man!

1187
00:41:00.427 --> 00:41:02.228
* Cool and gay *

1188
00:41:02.262 --> 00:41:03.330
- All right,
all right, all right.

1189
00:41:03.363 --> 00:41:05.198
We been making fun of
social media

1190
00:41:05.231 --> 00:41:07.300
and we know that it can be
a very dark place.

1191
00:41:07.334 --> 00:41:10.070
But it also brought
some joy in 2021.

1192
00:41:10.103 --> 00:41:12.572
Here to show us the lighter side
of social media

1193
00:41:12.605 --> 00:41:15.942
is our good friend,
comedian Lonnie Love.

1194
00:41:15.975 --> 00:41:18.244
- Oh, Lonnie!

1195
00:41:18.278 --> 00:41:19.746
- Lonnie, don't show out
like that,

1196
00:41:19.779 --> 00:41:22.082
got all your little awards
and shit behind you.

1197
00:41:22.115 --> 00:41:24.317
You just showin' out.
Look at you!

1198
00:41:24.351 --> 00:41:28.421
Just awards everywhere.
Go, girl!

1199
00:41:28.455 --> 00:41:31.958
Look at her!
You go, girl!

1200
00:41:31.992 --> 00:41:33.259
- What-- wait!
- Hi, fellas!

1201
00:41:33.293 --> 00:41:36.329
- What an asshole!
What an asshole!

1202
00:41:36.363 --> 00:41:38.565
[laughter]

1203
00:41:38.598 --> 00:41:41.301
- I love you, too, Kevin.

1204
00:41:41.334 --> 00:41:42.702
Now, look.
I want to--

1205
00:41:42.736 --> 00:41:44.904
before I give you
my-my video clips

1206
00:41:44.938 --> 00:41:48.041
that I selected for you fellas;
I want to talk about

1207
00:41:48.041 --> 00:41:50.310
how great of a year
this was for women.

1208
00:41:50.343 --> 00:41:52.879
Yes, I know you're excited
to hear about this, fellas,

1209
00:41:52.912 --> 00:41:54.581
so just hang in there.

1210
00:41:54.614 --> 00:41:58.451
We had Adele; she's going to
have a residency in 2022.

1211
00:41:58.485 --> 00:42:02.155
Jennifer let go of that
cheatin' ass fiancé

1212
00:42:02.188 --> 00:42:04.624
and got a new one,
her old thang.

1213
00:42:04.658 --> 00:42:07.727
And I'm like Bennifer 2.0,
I'm all for that.

1214
00:42:07.761 --> 00:42:11.131
Tina Turner got inducted in
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

1215
00:42:11.164 --> 00:42:12.966
on her own.
- Yes! Yes!

1216
00:42:13.066 --> 00:42:16.069
- Without that
beatin' ass Ike.

1217
00:42:16.069 --> 00:42:17.437
- Oh, my god!
- Yay for women!

1218
00:42:17.470 --> 00:42:20.306
And we had the first female
vice president

1219
00:42:20.340 --> 00:42:23.877
inducted this year.
It was a great year.

1220
00:42:23.910 --> 00:42:25.645
Britney Spears was freed;

1221
00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:28.081
Meghan got the hell
up out of Britain

1222
00:42:28.081 --> 00:42:30.984
and came on over here
and lived next to Kev.

1223
00:42:31.084 --> 00:42:32.218
That's what I heard.
- No.

1224
00:42:32.252 --> 00:42:36.723
[laughter]

1225
00:42:37.957 --> 00:42:39.192
There goes the neighborhood.

1226
00:42:39.225 --> 00:42:41.294
- Yeah, that's what I heard.

1227
00:42:41.328 --> 00:42:43.663
No, it was an amazing year
for women, Lonnie.

1228
00:42:43.697 --> 00:42:45.198
You-you couldn't have
said it better.

1229
00:42:45.231 --> 00:42:48.034
And me and Snoop,
we support the women

1230
00:42:48.034 --> 00:42:51.171
that are thriving
in today's entertainment world

1231
00:42:51.204 --> 00:42:52.772
and just in life in general.

1232
00:42:52.806 --> 00:42:55.442
I'm definitely a supporter
of you and all your success.

1233
00:42:55.475 --> 00:42:56.843
You left yourself out of it.

1234
00:42:56.876 --> 00:42:58.912
I mean, look at the awards
and stuff in the back.

1235
00:42:58.945 --> 00:43:00.580
I mean, look at
your progression,

1236
00:43:00.613 --> 00:43:02.449
look at your growth.
- You're doing the same, wow!

1237
00:43:02.482 --> 00:43:03.683
- You should have
been on your own list.

1238
00:43:03.717 --> 00:43:05.185
- Well, you know,
we've come a long way

1239
00:43:05.218 --> 00:43:07.620
since "Soul Plane",
Kev and Snoop.

1240
00:43:07.654 --> 00:43:08.655
- Yes, we have.
Yes, we have.

1241
00:43:08.688 --> 00:43:09.589
That's right!
- Right.

1242
00:43:09.622 --> 00:43:10.857
- So, I almost
forgot about that!

1243
00:43:10.890 --> 00:43:12.158
- Ain't that a reunion, huh?
- Ain't that about a bitch!

1244
00:43:12.192 --> 00:43:13.159
Yeah, Lonnie.

1245
00:43:13.193 --> 00:43:14.094
- That's a hell of
a reunion right here.

1246
00:43:14.127 --> 00:43:15.161
Talk about it, Lonnie.

1247
00:43:15.195 --> 00:43:16.496
- God damn, I forgot about it!
- God is good.

1248
00:43:16.529 --> 00:43:18.064
Look at us!
Look at us now!

1249
00:43:18.064 --> 00:43:19.532
- Kev was the star.

1250
00:43:19.566 --> 00:43:22.435
Snoop was the costar;
he was the pilot.

1251
00:43:22.469 --> 00:43:26.373
And we made $17
at the box office.

1252
00:43:26.406 --> 00:43:27.841
But look!
- Yeah. Yeah.

1253
00:43:27.874 --> 00:43:29.442
- Look what happened.
We are back together.

1254
00:43:29.476 --> 00:43:31.277
So, this is an inspiration.

1255
00:43:31.311 --> 00:43:34.080
You guys have always been
an inspiration to me.

1256
00:43:34.114 --> 00:43:37.417
And I want to show you
a couple of viral videos

1257
00:43:37.450 --> 00:43:40.420
this year that I promise
that will warm your hearts.

1258
00:43:40.453 --> 00:43:43.390
So, roll it, Leslie!
Roll the clip!

1259
00:43:43.423 --> 00:43:44.324
- Aww.

1260
00:43:44.357 --> 00:43:45.859
- Oh, it's a little
chicken asleep.

1261
00:43:45.892 --> 00:43:48.461
- There we go.
That's good.

1262
00:43:48.495 --> 00:43:51.331
- Is that what it is?
A baby chicken?

1263
00:43:51.364 --> 00:43:52.565
- It's a duckling.
- A duckling.

1264
00:43:52.599 --> 00:43:53.867
- Okay.

1265
00:43:53.900 --> 00:43:57.037
- Is that the ugly duckling?

1266
00:43:57.037 --> 00:43:58.338
- He's asleep.
- Yeah.

1267
00:43:58.371 --> 00:44:00.073
- Didn't that warm your heart?
I could feel it.

1268
00:44:00.106 --> 00:44:01.074
I could feel the look.

1269
00:44:01.107 --> 00:44:02.208
I could feel the warmth
in y'all heart.

1270
00:44:02.242 --> 00:44:03.176
- Yeah.

1271
00:44:03.209 --> 00:44:04.177
- Just wanna double check,
Lonnie,

1272
00:44:04.210 --> 00:44:06.613
you went and found that
yourself, right?

1273
00:44:06.646 --> 00:44:08.048
You searched for that.
- Yes, I did.

1274
00:44:08.048 --> 00:44:09.182
- Okay.
- I said what--

1275
00:44:09.215 --> 00:44:11.184
what would encourage Kevin
and put a--

1276
00:44:11.217 --> 00:44:14.120
a smile on his face?
And I said a duckling.

1277
00:44:14.154 --> 00:44:15.889
Something smaller than him.

1278
00:44:15.922 --> 00:44:18.658
I was like that is great.
- Okay, all right.

1279
00:44:18.692 --> 00:44:19.859
- Now, I have something else.

1280
00:44:19.893 --> 00:44:21.561
I have something else
that maybe you guys would like

1281
00:44:21.594 --> 00:44:23.897
because you guys are fathers
and you work a lot.

1282
00:44:23.930 --> 00:44:25.065
- Yes.

1283
00:44:25.065 --> 00:44:26.466
- So, you're gonna love
this next viral video.

1284
00:44:26.499 --> 00:44:28.802
I dare you not to cry.
This is a good one.

1285
00:44:28.835 --> 00:44:29.836
Okay, let's watch.

1286
00:44:29.869 --> 00:44:31.938
- Okay. I've got a tear
ready to fall now.

1287
00:44:31.971 --> 00:44:36.609
Oh, oh, wow!
See?

1288
00:44:36.643 --> 00:44:38.778
This is a dad's dream
right here, man.

1289
00:44:38.812 --> 00:44:40.680
You see how
he threw that hat off?

1290
00:44:40.714 --> 00:44:41.648
- Yep.

1291
00:44:41.681 --> 00:44:42.549
- He threw that hat off
and was like,

1292
00:44:42.582 --> 00:44:43.783
"Hey, that's my daddy
out there!

1293
00:44:43.817 --> 00:44:45.685
"I don't give a damn about
nothing else but my daddy!"

1294
00:44:45.719 --> 00:44:46.586
- That's right.

1295
00:44:46.619 --> 00:44:47.821
- Yeah, I just want to
make sure--

1296
00:44:47.854 --> 00:44:49.556
I just want to make sure
I'm looking at the same videos.

1297
00:44:49.589 --> 00:44:51.458
You talking about the baby
that just ran to his dad, right?

1298
00:44:51.491 --> 00:44:54.327
- Yeah.

1299
00:44:54.361 --> 00:44:56.029
- Was he supposed to
run to somebody else?

1300
00:44:56.062 --> 00:44:58.498
I don't understand.
I don't understand.

1301
00:44:58.531 --> 00:45:00.533
There was no--
there was nobody else out there.

1302
00:45:00.567 --> 00:45:02.802
It's not like-it's not like
somebody else

1303
00:45:02.836 --> 00:45:05.405
got out of the truck
and he made a decision.

1304
00:45:05.438 --> 00:45:08.108
It was one man
that stepped out the truck.

1305
00:45:08.141 --> 00:45:10.643
And the man probably said,
"Son, come here."

1306
00:45:10.677 --> 00:45:12.212
I mean, I-- okay.

1307
00:45:12.245 --> 00:45:15.148
Yeah, Lonnie, that's, uh,
my eyes are watering.

1308
00:45:15.181 --> 00:45:19.152
Just right now I'm--
I'm a mess if you look at me.

1309
00:45:19.185 --> 00:45:20.787
That's an adorable
little boy, Lonnie.

1310
00:45:20.820 --> 00:45:22.088
Thank you for that.
That's cool.

1311
00:45:22.122 --> 00:45:23.757
- Okay, okay, I got one more.
- Oh.

1312
00:45:23.790 --> 00:45:24.824
- Okay?

1313
00:45:24.858 --> 00:45:26.593
I got another one that'll
make you feel better

1314
00:45:26.626 --> 00:45:29.062
about the state of the world
in 2021.

1315
00:45:29.095 --> 00:45:30.263
- Okay.

1316
00:45:30.296 --> 00:45:31.665
- Now, we've seen so many people
using the social media

1317
00:45:31.698 --> 00:45:34.701
to show off their clothes and
their cars and their houses.

1318
00:45:34.734 --> 00:45:35.769
You know?

1319
00:45:35.802 --> 00:45:38.204
But this lady used
social media to give back.

1320
00:45:38.238 --> 00:45:39.372
- Okay.
- Let's roll that clip.

1321
00:45:39.406 --> 00:45:40.573
- Let's see it.

1322
00:46:01.528 --> 00:46:06.399
Man, take
the motherfucking money!

1323
00:46:13.773 --> 00:46:14.808
- I'm gonna tell you something.

1324
00:46:14.841 --> 00:46:17.644
Let them give that to--
to Jamal.

1325
00:46:17.677 --> 00:46:20.580
I know a dude named Jamal
that drive an Uber.

1326
00:46:20.613 --> 00:46:21.915
"Hey, Jamal,
I want to give you--"

1327
00:46:21.948 --> 00:46:23.516
he gonna snatch that shit
out your hand.

1328
00:46:23.550 --> 00:46:24.684
You won't even finish--

1329
00:46:24.718 --> 00:46:26.052
you won't even
finish the sentence.

1330
00:46:26.052 --> 00:46:28.054
- No, don't give-- no, no.
- No.

1331
00:46:28.088 --> 00:46:29.055
- This is a lot.
- No.

1332
00:46:29.055 --> 00:46:31.458
- That's a lot.
- You better not.

1333
00:46:31.491 --> 00:46:33.760
No, you're lying.
You're lying.

1334
00:46:33.793 --> 00:46:35.462
No, I'm serious,
I'll give it to you.

1335
00:46:35.495 --> 00:46:37.530
- Well, have a happy--
have a Happy New Year, fellas.

1336
00:46:37.564 --> 00:46:39.933
- Yes, Lonnie.
- We're gonna make 2022 great.

1337
00:46:39.966 --> 00:46:41.067
Thank you so much.

1338
00:46:41.101 --> 00:46:42.769
- And, Lonnie Love,
you lookin' good over there.

1339
00:46:42.802 --> 00:46:44.070
I don't know
what he doing to you,

1340
00:46:44.104 --> 00:46:45.805
but he doing something to you
cause he got you over there

1341
00:46:45.839 --> 00:46:47.340
smilin', gleamin',
and glossin'.

1342
00:46:47.374 --> 00:46:50.510
So, I want to give a shout-out
to the man behind the scenes.

1343
00:46:50.543 --> 00:46:52.212
I don't know where he at,
but he doin' somethin'

1344
00:46:52.245 --> 00:46:54.414
cause he got you smilin'!
- I heard-I heard...

1345
00:46:54.447 --> 00:46:55.548
- It's the ring light.
It's the ring light.

1346
00:46:55.582 --> 00:46:58.752
- No. No, I heard he was
a island boy.

1347
00:46:58.785 --> 00:47:02.389
[laughter]

1348
00:47:02.422 --> 00:47:03.657
- Get outta here!
- All right, Lonnie.

1349
00:47:03.690 --> 00:47:04.691
Love you!

1350
00:47:04.724 --> 00:47:06.292
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
Lonnie Love,

1351
00:47:06.326 --> 00:47:08.928
always great!
Thank you for uplifting us.

1352
00:47:09.029 --> 00:47:11.631
Hopefully we see more of that
in 2022.

1353
00:47:11.665 --> 00:47:14.034
We'll be right back
with more after this.

1354
00:47:20.373 --> 00:47:21.041
Welcome back to
"2021 and Done".

1355
00:47:22.876 --> 00:47:25.145
This year, some people
struggled to get by on stimmies,

1356
00:47:25.178 --> 00:47:27.247
but some people
made so much money

1357
00:47:27.280 --> 00:47:29.182
they flew their asses to space.

1358
00:47:29.215 --> 00:47:31.551
"This is All Up
in Your Business".

1359
00:47:31.584 --> 00:47:33.186
- Yeah, we nosey.

1360
00:47:33.219 --> 00:47:35.755
Now, for rich people,
space is the new St. Bart's.

1361
00:47:35.789 --> 00:47:39.326
Elon Musk, Richard Branson,
and Jeff Bezos all are competing

1362
00:47:39.359 --> 00:47:41.561
to dominate
the final frontier.

1363
00:47:41.594 --> 00:47:43.797
Bezos sent four civilians
into space,

1364
00:47:43.830 --> 00:47:45.332
including Captain Kirk!

1365
00:47:45.365 --> 00:47:46.633
Let's take a look at this.

1366
00:47:46.666 --> 00:47:47.634
- Ready to go.

1367
00:47:47.667 --> 00:47:49.169
- Let's listen in and
watch this launch.

1368
00:47:49.202 --> 00:47:51.237
Blue Origin.

1369
00:47:52.605 --> 00:47:54.841
- Is that space?

1370
00:47:54.874 --> 00:47:55.842
- No. Shit!

1371
00:47:55.875 --> 00:47:57.077
- That look like
the desert, cuz!

1372
00:47:57.110 --> 00:47:59.112
- Looks like Utah.

1373
00:47:59.145 --> 00:48:02.015
- God, then done flew to
the hills of Utah or something.

1374
00:48:02.015 --> 00:48:04.117
Like they went to space.
That's some bullshit!

1375
00:48:04.150 --> 00:48:06.453
- It is so moving, commander.

1376
00:48:06.486 --> 00:48:10.023
This experience is
something unbelievable.

1377
00:48:10.023 --> 00:48:11.858
- Beaming into our studios,

1378
00:48:11.891 --> 00:48:15.028
please welcome
William Shatner!

1379
00:48:15.028 --> 00:48:16.329
- Whoo!

1380
00:48:16.363 --> 00:48:17.664
- Captain Kirk,
what's up, baby?

1381
00:48:17.697 --> 00:48:18.565
- There he is!

1382
00:48:18.598 --> 00:48:20.900
- There I am!
I knew I was there.

1383
00:48:20.934 --> 00:48:23.036
That's called
a minor event.

1384
00:48:23.036 --> 00:48:24.604
There are four people
there to greet you.

1385
00:48:24.637 --> 00:48:26.039
Oh, I'm so happy
you're alive.

1386
00:48:26.039 --> 00:48:28.108
Four people.
After a lifetime.

1387
00:48:28.141 --> 00:48:30.210
[laughter]

1388
00:48:30.243 --> 00:48:32.278
- William Shatner,
we just saw a video

1389
00:48:32.312 --> 00:48:34.681
of you getting shot into space
and coming down.

1390
00:48:34.714 --> 00:48:36.683
You seem to be emotional.

1391
00:48:36.716 --> 00:48:39.319
Could you describe
the moment for me?

1392
00:48:39.352 --> 00:48:44.524
- I had the most, uh,
unexpected reaction.

1393
00:48:44.557 --> 00:48:48.395
We got up there
and we hit weightlessness.

1394
00:48:48.428 --> 00:48:52.265
And then we were allowed
out of this 5-point harness

1395
00:48:52.298 --> 00:48:54.034
that kept us in the chairs.

1396
00:48:54.067 --> 00:48:55.301
And suddenly we're
floating around.

1397
00:48:55.335 --> 00:48:58.004
And I had seen footage
of Jeff Bezos,

1398
00:48:58.004 --> 00:49:00.640
who had done
a previous trip,

1399
00:49:00.674 --> 00:49:04.077
in weightlessness
with his back to camera

1400
00:49:04.110 --> 00:49:06.546
and his feet spread
and his little--

1401
00:49:06.579 --> 00:49:09.382
his little tushie exposed.

1402
00:49:09.416 --> 00:49:12.886
And one of the other people
in the spaceship

1403
00:49:12.919 --> 00:49:16.256
was throwing candies
at his little tushie.

1404
00:49:16.289 --> 00:49:18.024
- Oh, no!
- Oh, yeah.

1405
00:49:18.058 --> 00:49:20.293
- Is he saying they was puttin'
candy in Jeff Bezos ass?

1406
00:49:20.327 --> 00:49:21.895
I just want to make sure
I heard you correctly.

1407
00:49:21.928 --> 00:49:23.897
- Yeah, I-I didn't know
how far you guys went

1408
00:49:23.930 --> 00:49:25.865
with ass and asshole.
- Yeah.

1409
00:49:25.899 --> 00:49:28.134
- Okay, either/or.
- I didn't know where to go.

1410
00:49:28.168 --> 00:49:29.235
- Yeah.
- But look,

1411
00:49:29.269 --> 00:49:32.339
what's the difference
between Bezos rocket ship

1412
00:49:32.372 --> 00:49:35.842
and the Starship Enterprise?
- His asshole.

1413
00:49:35.875 --> 00:49:37.410
[laughter]

1414
00:49:41.648 --> 00:49:44.718
So, I looked
out the window,

1415
00:49:44.751 --> 00:49:46.252
and I was looking
down to my left

1416
00:49:46.286 --> 00:49:49.255
and I could see the way
the spaceship cut through

1417
00:49:49.289 --> 00:49:50.590
the blue air.

1418
00:49:50.623 --> 00:49:52.292
And suddenly,
we were through it

1419
00:49:52.325 --> 00:49:55.729
and I looked up into
the right-hand side.

1420
00:49:55.762 --> 00:49:58.198
Oh, wow.

1421
00:49:58.231 --> 00:50:03.003
And I saw black,
black, ominous space.

1422
00:50:03.036 --> 00:50:06.139
And it was
so shocking to me.

1423
00:50:06.172 --> 00:50:08.375
I thought
I'd see moon, stars.

1424
00:50:08.408 --> 00:50:09.976
Nothing! It was--

1425
00:50:10.010 --> 00:50:13.079
what I was looking at
looked to me like death.

1426
00:50:13.113 --> 00:50:14.581
- Wow!

1427
00:50:14.614 --> 00:50:17.083
William, man, we were
honestly in awe of the fact

1428
00:50:17.117 --> 00:50:18.051
that you did it.

1429
00:50:18.084 --> 00:50:19.552
We think it's dope
as hell.

1430
00:50:19.586 --> 00:50:21.221
- Thank you for taking us
to space, Kirk!

1431
00:50:21.254 --> 00:50:22.155
- Yes, sir.

1432
00:50:22.188 --> 00:50:23.223
- It's a pleasure
to talk to you guys.

1433
00:50:23.256 --> 00:50:26.426
- Thank you so much.
- T.J. Hooker!

1434
00:50:26.459 --> 00:50:28.328
Hello!

1435
00:50:30.397 --> 00:50:33.066
From Bitcoin to Ethereum,
to Dogecoin,

1436
00:50:33.099 --> 00:50:35.301
cryptocurrency
blew up in 2021.

1437
00:50:35.335 --> 00:50:36.536
- Oh, my god!
Indeed, it did!

1438
00:50:36.569 --> 00:50:38.405
Snoop, what do you know
about cryptocurrency?

1439
00:50:38.438 --> 00:50:39.673
- Well, I'm a Crip, cuz,
so you know I know about

1440
00:50:39.706 --> 00:50:41.541
everything that got
crip in it.

1441
00:50:41.574 --> 00:50:42.976
- Well, Snoop, gotta be
honest with you.

1442
00:50:43.009 --> 00:50:44.511
I'm not sure if
that's how it works.

1443
00:50:44.544 --> 00:50:47.180
But some people made a shitload
investing in this stuff.

1444
00:50:47.213 --> 00:50:49.049
Like this guy.
Take a look.

1445
00:50:49.049 --> 00:50:51.851
- On February 5, Dogecoin
dipped back down to 4.5 cents

1446
00:50:51.885 --> 00:50:56.122
and Glauber went all in
and invested $250,000.

1447
00:50:56.156 --> 00:50:57.857
- That's when I sell
all my stocks,

1448
00:50:57.891 --> 00:50:59.592
max out my credit cards,
call my mom,

1449
00:50:59.626 --> 00:51:02.929
my aunt, my uncle to borrow--
let me borrow some money

1450
00:51:02.962 --> 00:51:06.566
and I go all in on
Dogecoin at 4.5 cents.

1451
00:51:06.599 --> 00:51:11.171
- On April 15 at 6 p.m.,
Glauber Contessoto

1452
00:51:11.204 --> 00:51:13.273
became a crypto millionaire.

1453
00:51:13.306 --> 00:51:15.308
- I just became a millionaire
by spending all my money

1454
00:51:15.342 --> 00:51:16.543
on Dogecoin.

1455
00:51:16.576 --> 00:51:17.644
- That's really
not a millionaire

1456
00:51:17.677 --> 00:51:20.347
'cause Uncle Sam will
take half of that shit.

1457
00:51:20.380 --> 00:51:23.249
- Once Uncle Sam
swipes at that, buddy,

1458
00:51:23.283 --> 00:51:25.251
you're gonna get a harsh
dose of what the fuck!

1459
00:51:25.285 --> 00:51:26.786
- He gonna get an understanding.
- Yeah.

1460
00:51:26.820 --> 00:51:28.488
- You 100,000-aire,
you can say that.

1461
00:51:28.521 --> 00:51:30.890
- Yeah. Yeah.
There you go.

1462
00:51:30.924 --> 00:51:32.859
People took crypto to
the new level this year.

1463
00:51:32.892 --> 00:51:35.829
I mean, look, they use
blockchain to trade NFTs.

1464
00:51:35.862 --> 00:51:37.330
Snoop, do you got NFTs?
You got some, don't you?

1465
00:51:37.364 --> 00:51:38.798
- I got a whole--
yeah, I got some NFTs.

1466
00:51:38.832 --> 00:51:39.799
I got my mind
on my money

1467
00:51:39.833 --> 00:51:41.267
and my money on NFTs.

1468
00:51:41.301 --> 00:51:43.103
I built a whole metaverse
called, uh,

1469
00:51:43.136 --> 00:51:45.005
you know what I'm saying,
the sandbox.

1470
00:51:45.105 --> 00:51:46.573
Flexin' on them.
Check this out.

1471
00:51:46.606 --> 00:51:48.808
**

1472
00:51:48.842 --> 00:51:52.912
Hey! Get 'em, Dogg!

1473
00:51:52.946 --> 00:51:54.914
Get 'em Dogg.

1474
00:51:54.948 --> 00:51:57.617
I don't know shit about it,
but I'm getting' this money.

1475
00:51:57.650 --> 00:51:59.786
[laughter]

1476
00:51:59.819 --> 00:52:01.588
Get 'em, Dogg!

1477
00:52:01.621 --> 00:52:02.756
Look at that nigga's party.

1478
00:52:02.789 --> 00:52:04.357
Look at this fake nigga's party
in the fake world.

1479
00:52:04.391 --> 00:52:06.126
- It's a metaverse.
- I know!

1480
00:52:06.159 --> 00:52:07.827
- God damn it!
- And it's goin' down.

1481
00:52:07.861 --> 00:52:09.829
- It's goin' down.
Look like it's goin' up.

1482
00:52:09.863 --> 00:52:11.431
Look like you
crushin' over there.

1483
00:52:11.464 --> 00:52:12.766
- I'm getting' it in, Kev.
I got some property.

1484
00:52:12.799 --> 00:52:13.867
You wanna buy
a little space over there?

1485
00:52:13.900 --> 00:52:15.502
I got a little neighborhood.
- So, wait.

1486
00:52:15.535 --> 00:52:18.071
Just can you break it
down a little bit to me?

1487
00:52:18.071 --> 00:52:20.573
Just what the world
of your metaverse is?

1488
00:52:20.607 --> 00:52:22.742
- Yeah, so the metaverse
is like, you know,

1489
00:52:22.776 --> 00:52:24.844
it's real but it ain't real,
but then again it is real.

1490
00:52:24.878 --> 00:52:25.845
- Okay.
- And it's--

1491
00:52:25.879 --> 00:52:27.480
it's a place
where you live with avatars.

1492
00:52:27.514 --> 00:52:28.848
You got all kinds
of things goin' down.

1493
00:52:28.882 --> 00:52:30.116
Like whatever I do
in my real life

1494
00:52:30.150 --> 00:52:31.317
is happening
in this world.

1495
00:52:31.351 --> 00:52:33.453
And then we sellin' property,
we sellin' avatars,

1496
00:52:33.486 --> 00:52:34.788
and we sellin' space,

1497
00:52:34.821 --> 00:52:37.624
and we sellin' all of the above
with the NFTs in that world

1498
00:52:37.657 --> 00:52:39.726
to create a whole
other metaverse

1499
00:52:39.759 --> 00:52:41.461
outside the universe.

1500
00:52:41.494 --> 00:52:42.562
Now, I know you don't
understand nothin'

1501
00:52:42.595 --> 00:52:46.466
about what I'm sayin',
but just listen to me.

1502
00:52:46.499 --> 00:52:48.201
Like most people get
like this much space,

1503
00:52:48.234 --> 00:52:49.302
I got this much property.

1504
00:52:49.336 --> 00:52:50.770
Hold on, let me lay
my shit out.

1505
00:52:50.804 --> 00:52:52.305
[mumbling]

1506
00:52:52.339 --> 00:52:53.673
- All this is yours?
- Yeah, I got this one--

1507
00:52:53.707 --> 00:52:54.774
- This is all your metaverse?
- Yeah.

1508
00:52:54.808 --> 00:52:56.443
And everybody else
got like a corner.

1509
00:52:56.476 --> 00:52:57.577
- Ain't this a bitch.

1510
00:52:57.610 --> 00:52:58.611
- So, people tryin' to be
my neighbors right now.

1511
00:52:58.645 --> 00:53:00.213
They tryin' to move
next to my community.

1512
00:53:00.246 --> 00:53:02.048
But I'm tryin' to put
a neighborhood watch together

1513
00:53:02.048 --> 00:53:04.317
'cause I don't need

1514
00:53:04.351 --> 00:53:08.521
no ignorant shit around me
in my neighborhood.

1515
00:53:08.555 --> 00:53:09.789
- Now, last question.

1516
00:53:09.823 --> 00:53:11.658
How often
are you checkin' in

1517
00:53:11.691 --> 00:53:12.926
on your-on your metaverse?

1518
00:53:12.959 --> 00:53:13.927
Is it like a daily thing?

1519
00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:14.961
- Oh, I'm the landlord.
I'm the landlord.

1520
00:53:15.061 --> 00:53:16.329
You know, they break bread
or fake dead,

1521
00:53:16.363 --> 00:53:17.364
I'm gonna give you
them numbers.

1522
00:53:17.397 --> 00:53:18.365
When I give you
the number, Kev,

1523
00:53:18.398 --> 00:53:19.632
let me give you
the numbers on the low.

1524
00:53:23.603 --> 00:53:24.971
- You a goddamn--
hey, let me tell you

1525
00:53:25.071 --> 00:53:26.072
something about Kevin Hart.

1526
00:53:26.072 --> 00:53:28.174
Kevin Hart just got himself
a metaverse, too.

1527
00:53:28.208 --> 00:53:29.843
Uh, yeah.

1528
00:53:29.876 --> 00:53:31.611
Y'all gonna get to see
when my world is goin' in

1529
00:53:31.644 --> 00:53:33.179
and what's goin' down, man.

1530
00:53:33.213 --> 00:53:35.982
Break bread or get dead
unless you wanna be fed.

1531
00:53:36.082 --> 00:53:38.351
Uh... Come in,

1532
00:53:38.385 --> 00:53:39.986
that's my Mini Cooper
right there.

1533
00:53:40.086 --> 00:53:42.122
Snoop got a Cadillac.

1534
00:53:42.155 --> 00:53:44.090
That's my Mini Cooper.

1535
00:53:44.124 --> 00:53:45.625
Think of the homies
right there.

1536
00:53:45.659 --> 00:53:48.094
I'm-I'm about to have
the same shit

1537
00:53:48.128 --> 00:53:49.496
or I'm gonna come
live with Snoop.

1538
00:53:49.529 --> 00:53:50.830
Something' got to happen.
- Oh, shit!

1539
00:53:50.864 --> 00:53:52.032
- If those numbers
is real, brother,

1540
00:53:52.065 --> 00:53:53.166
me and you are roomies.

1541
00:53:53.199 --> 00:53:55.535
- I'm tellin' you, man.

1542
00:53:55.568 --> 00:53:57.837
Let me get back
to the script.

1543
00:53:57.871 --> 00:53:59.172
Crypto isn't the only place

1544
00:53:59.205 --> 00:54:00.473
where people
made money this year.

1545
00:54:00.507 --> 00:54:03.143
Some, uh, Reddit users
took it upon themselves

1546
00:54:03.176 --> 00:54:04.577
to disrupt Wall Street.

1547
00:54:04.611 --> 00:54:05.612
- Yes, they did.

1548
00:54:05.645 --> 00:54:06.913
People that never
invested before

1549
00:54:06.946 --> 00:54:08.848
decided to get
a piece of the action.

1550
00:54:08.882 --> 00:54:10.650
Take a look at this little
investor right here.

1551
00:54:10.684 --> 00:54:12.419
- She gave him
ten shares of GameStop

1552
00:54:12.452 --> 00:54:14.754
for Kwanzaa back in 2019.

1553
00:54:14.788 --> 00:54:15.655
- Wow.
- At the time,

1554
00:54:15.689 --> 00:54:17.791
it was worth
about 6-bucks a share.

1555
00:54:17.824 --> 00:54:19.659
- I know this kid
loves videogames.

1556
00:54:19.693 --> 00:54:21.628
And at the time,
I was teaching him,

1557
00:54:21.661 --> 00:54:23.496
you know,
financial literacy.

1558
00:54:23.530 --> 00:54:26.700
- She was saying that
I basically owned

1559
00:54:26.733 --> 00:54:28.668
a small portion
of the company.

1560
00:54:28.702 --> 00:54:30.370
- Jaiden made
the call to cash out,

1561
00:54:30.403 --> 00:54:32.272
making more than $3,000.

1562
00:54:32.305 --> 00:54:33.540
- What are you going
to do with the money

1563
00:54:33.573 --> 00:54:35.108
that you've made
on GameStop?

1564
00:54:35.141 --> 00:54:38.078
- Come on, mama, you made him
cash out at 3 Gs?

1565
00:54:41.414 --> 00:54:44.184
- I-I think-I think we supposed
to make this positive.

1566
00:54:44.217 --> 00:54:46.986
[laughter]

1567
00:54:47.087 --> 00:54:49.789
- Man, that some bullshit.

1568
00:54:49.823 --> 00:54:52.792
- Well, I'll tell you what,
what a-what a time, right?

1569
00:54:52.826 --> 00:54:57.030
Just to-to breakdown of
life level of understanding

1570
00:54:57.030 --> 00:54:58.231
to our youth

1571
00:54:58.264 --> 00:55:00.800
and pretty much just
make sure they understand

1572
00:55:00.834 --> 00:55:03.336
the world of stocks
and investing

1573
00:55:03.370 --> 00:55:05.672
and that's what's
important today.

1574
00:55:05.705 --> 00:55:07.774
Um, man!
All right, you know what?

1575
00:55:07.807 --> 00:55:09.809
Here to drop more knowledge
on the world of business

1576
00:55:09.843 --> 00:55:12.679
and our economy is the owner
of the Dallas Mavericks

1577
00:55:12.712 --> 00:55:15.048
and the best-looking
shark since "Jaws".

1578
00:55:15.048 --> 00:55:18.051
Y'all show some love
for my guy Mark Cuban.

1579
00:55:18.051 --> 00:55:19.319
- What up, Kev?
What up, Snoop?

1580
00:55:19.352 --> 00:55:21.054
- Mark, what's happening
with it, baby?

1581
00:55:21.087 --> 00:55:23.056
- Uh, just crackin',
havin' fun.

1582
00:55:23.056 --> 00:55:25.258
- Let's talk about
the highlights of 2021.

1583
00:55:25.291 --> 00:55:28.261
Give me your biggest
highlight of 2021, Mark.

1584
00:55:28.294 --> 00:55:30.397
- Oh, the vaccine.

1585
00:55:30.430 --> 00:55:32.766
Getting that vaccine
in my arm

1586
00:55:32.799 --> 00:55:33.967
and getting into family.

1587
00:55:34.067 --> 00:55:35.935
That-that was
my highlight for 2021.

1588
00:55:35.969 --> 00:55:39.072
And, you know, with all-all
the stress everybody has had

1589
00:55:39.072 --> 00:55:41.574
and all the battles over it,

1590
00:55:41.608 --> 00:55:45.412
just being able to-to have
a little bit of confidence

1591
00:55:45.445 --> 00:55:47.614
that, at least for, you know,
some period of time,

1592
00:55:47.647 --> 00:55:50.483
my-myself and my family
were protected.

1593
00:55:50.517 --> 00:55:52.519
- Mark, uh,
you're a billionaire.

1594
00:55:52.552 --> 00:55:54.187
I know it.
The world knows it.

1595
00:55:54.220 --> 00:55:56.556
Do you plan on launching
yourself into space soon?

1596
00:55:56.589 --> 00:55:58.091
- Hell no!

1597
00:55:58.124 --> 00:56:00.026
I'm afraid of heights,
guys, no lie.

1598
00:56:00.060 --> 00:56:02.028
Like I won't even go on
a rollercoaster,

1599
00:56:02.028 --> 00:56:03.730
let alone a spaceship.

1600
00:56:03.763 --> 00:56:04.864
No.

1601
00:56:04.898 --> 00:56:07.200
- Oh, my God, with all
these supply chain issues,

1602
00:56:07.233 --> 00:56:08.768
are you finding it
hard to import,

1603
00:56:08.802 --> 00:56:11.671
you know, more white players
from overseas?

1604
00:56:11.705 --> 00:56:14.808
- Oh, damn!

1605
00:56:14.841 --> 00:56:15.775
Oh!

1606
00:56:15.809 --> 00:56:17.577
And see, I even put
my Steelers jersey

1607
00:56:17.610 --> 00:56:18.912
back there for you, Snoop.

1608
00:56:18.945 --> 00:56:21.214
I mean, right back there
I got my Steelers jersey.

1609
00:56:21.247 --> 00:56:25.118
And here you are
killing me!

1610
00:56:25.151 --> 00:56:26.753
- Come on, MC, you know
it's love, baby.

1611
00:56:26.786 --> 00:56:27.921
You know it's love.
- I know it is.

1612
00:56:27.954 --> 00:56:30.090
I don't care if they're
from the moon.

1613
00:56:30.123 --> 00:56:33.526
If J-Jeff Bezos goes up
and grabs me one from Mars

1614
00:56:33.560 --> 00:56:36.296
and he can come back
and play, I got him.

1615
00:56:36.329 --> 00:56:38.832
- So, Mark, when you
become president in 2024,

1616
00:56:38.865 --> 00:56:41.868
what will you do to make sure
the economy runs smoother?

1617
00:56:41.901 --> 00:56:44.070
- First, I'm not
running for president.

1618
00:56:44.070 --> 00:56:46.306
Two, what I would do,

1619
00:56:46.339 --> 00:56:48.808
we've just got to get
people more comfortable

1620
00:56:48.842 --> 00:56:50.010
with each other.

1621
00:56:50.010 --> 00:56:51.144
That's the key
to it, right?

1622
00:56:51.177 --> 00:56:52.846
The economy is not
doing bad.

1623
00:56:52.879 --> 00:56:55.315
I mean, we're getting over
as much as we can,

1624
00:56:55.348 --> 00:56:57.117
but there's just
too much divisiveness

1625
00:56:57.150 --> 00:56:58.551
and there's just
too much conflict.

1626
00:56:58.585 --> 00:57:01.021
And somebody's gotta go
out there and be a leader

1627
00:57:01.021 --> 00:57:03.256
and really just start to
bring people together.

1628
00:57:03.289 --> 00:57:04.624
And I think it's possible,

1629
00:57:04.658 --> 00:57:06.493
but it's just gotta be
the right person.

1630
00:57:06.526 --> 00:57:08.495
- What I want to know is
how did you get people excited

1631
00:57:08.528 --> 00:57:10.096
about going back to work?

1632
00:57:10.130 --> 00:57:11.831
- You know, people want
to deal with people, you know?

1633
00:57:11.865 --> 00:57:15.635
The cool thing about
the pandemic, if there is one,

1634
00:57:15.669 --> 00:57:17.704
people really got
to find out

1635
00:57:17.737 --> 00:57:20.040
more about themselves
and experiment.

1636
00:57:20.040 --> 00:57:22.409
And that led to some people
going back to work,

1637
00:57:22.442 --> 00:57:23.843
some people working
from home,

1638
00:57:23.877 --> 00:57:26.246
but a lot of people
starting businesses,

1639
00:57:26.279 --> 00:57:28.615
a lot of people being
really creative

1640
00:57:28.648 --> 00:57:31.518
and, you know, selling NFTs,
learning about crypto

1641
00:57:31.551 --> 00:57:32.952
and new opportunities there.

1642
00:57:33.053 --> 00:57:35.322
We saw an explosion
of entrepreneurship.

1643
00:57:35.355 --> 00:57:36.756
- What was the dumbest
pitch you heard

1644
00:57:36.790 --> 00:57:38.058
on "Shark Tank" this year?

1645
00:57:38.091 --> 00:57:39.359
- Goddammit!
- Oh, my God!

1646
00:57:39.392 --> 00:57:40.927
There were so many.

1647
00:57:40.960 --> 00:57:43.396
We've had like
fart candles come on,

1648
00:57:43.430 --> 00:57:45.865
wakin' bacon where you
wake up to the smell

1649
00:57:45.899 --> 00:57:48.635
of bacon in a toaster
that catches on fire.

1650
00:57:48.668 --> 00:57:50.470
I mean, it was just crazy.

1651
00:57:50.503 --> 00:57:52.005
So, this is
their life, right?

1652
00:57:52.038 --> 00:57:53.039
- Yeah.

1653
00:57:53.073 --> 00:57:54.307
- They put everything
that they own.

1654
00:57:54.341 --> 00:57:56.076
Lots of times it's
their life savings,

1655
00:57:56.109 --> 00:57:58.712
their family's life savings,
they mortgage their house.

1656
00:57:58.745 --> 00:58:01.247
And they come in and say
I-I believe in this so much.

1657
00:58:01.281 --> 00:58:02.615
And they've mortgaged
their house.

1658
00:58:02.649 --> 00:58:04.117
And, you know,
like, oh, my God!

1659
00:58:04.150 --> 00:58:05.752
And you feel horrible
for them.

1660
00:58:05.785 --> 00:58:07.754
But you've gotta respect
the grind, right?

1661
00:58:07.787 --> 00:58:08.788
- Yeah.

1662
00:58:08.822 --> 00:58:10.023
- You gotta respect
that they went for it.

1663
00:58:10.023 --> 00:58:12.025
And so, that's why I always
try to give them advice

1664
00:58:12.025 --> 00:58:13.293
and always
wish them the best,

1665
00:58:13.326 --> 00:58:14.894
even if I think
it's awful.

1666
00:58:14.928 --> 00:58:16.062
But there's been
some good ones, too.

1667
00:58:16.096 --> 00:58:17.330
And Kev will tell you.

1668
00:58:17.364 --> 00:58:19.466
He's got some good ones that
we put-- we-we did together.

1669
00:58:19.499 --> 00:58:20.333
- That's dope.

1670
00:58:20.367 --> 00:58:22.035
So, I'm coming on
"Shark Tank" 2022.

1671
00:58:22.035 --> 00:58:23.336
Let's go ahead and sign off
on that right now.

1672
00:58:23.370 --> 00:58:24.571
- Yes, sir.
- Let's do it!

1673
00:58:24.604 --> 00:58:25.338
- Let's make it official like
a referee with a whistle.

1674
00:58:25.372 --> 00:58:26.573
- Lock it in.
You gotta do it.

1675
00:58:26.606 --> 00:58:27.540
- You better know.
- Hey, if we get

1676
00:58:27.574 --> 00:58:28.708
you both on at
the same time,

1677
00:58:28.742 --> 00:58:30.710
that-that's fire
right there.

1678
00:58:30.744 --> 00:58:32.045
- Done deal.
I like it.

1679
00:58:32.045 --> 00:58:33.680
- Until Snoop cusses
one of them people out.

1680
00:58:33.713 --> 00:58:35.915
Hey, get your stupid
ass outta here!

1681
00:58:35.949 --> 00:58:37.317
Your dumbass invention
you got.

1682
00:58:37.350 --> 00:58:39.052
Get your dumbass
outta here, man!

1683
00:58:39.052 --> 00:58:42.455
I said no, cuz!
I said no, cuz!

1684
00:58:42.489 --> 00:58:45.625
I ain't giving you
none of my money.

1685
00:58:45.659 --> 00:58:48.628
- 2021 left so many people
searching for answers.

1686
00:58:48.662 --> 00:58:51.097
So, before you go, Mark,
I got a question for you.

1687
00:58:51.131 --> 00:58:55.235
Who's gonna play in
the 2022 NBA finals?

1688
00:58:55.268 --> 00:58:57.804
- Dallas Mavericks
versus I don't care!

1689
00:58:57.837 --> 00:58:59.873
- I like that answer.
I like it.

1690
00:58:59.906 --> 00:59:01.875
Peace and love.
Let's go Mavericks!

1691
00:59:01.908 --> 00:59:03.376
- Yes, sir!

1692
00:59:03.410 --> 00:59:04.577
- Yeah, that's what
I'm talkin' about.

1693
00:59:10.517 --> 00:59:11.184
- Welcome back to
"2021 and Done".

1694
00:59:12.819 --> 00:59:14.287
- For the final word on
the year that has been

1695
00:59:14.320 --> 00:59:16.022
both challenging
and inspiring,

1696
00:59:16.056 --> 00:59:18.591
we turn to a man who can
put it all into perspective

1697
00:59:18.625 --> 00:59:20.393
with his unfiltered take
on everything

1698
00:59:20.427 --> 00:59:22.062
from politics
to pop culture.

1699
00:59:22.095 --> 00:59:24.731
Please welcome to
the show Killer Mike!

1700
00:59:24.764 --> 00:59:26.433
- Hey, what's up, fellas?
How y'all doin', man?

1701
00:59:26.466 --> 00:59:27.701
- There he is?
What's goin' on tonight?

1702
00:59:27.734 --> 00:59:29.703
- Killer Mike,
what's happenin'?

1703
00:59:29.736 --> 00:59:30.837
- Welcome!
- Oh, man,

1704
00:59:30.870 --> 00:59:33.139
I'm glad to be in
the presence of kings, man.

1705
00:59:33.173 --> 00:59:34.240
Glad to be here.

1706
00:59:34.274 --> 00:59:35.842
- Let's not pull
any punches here, man.

1707
00:59:35.875 --> 00:59:38.845
2021 was a mixed bag
for the Black community.

1708
00:59:38.878 --> 00:59:41.915
Do you see things
improving in 2022?

1709
00:59:41.948 --> 00:59:43.316
- Yeah, absolutely.

1710
00:59:43.350 --> 00:59:45.919
Things are constantly
improving for Black people

1711
00:59:45.952 --> 00:59:47.587
because Black people
don't give up.

1712
00:59:47.620 --> 00:59:49.856
Dick Gregory talked about
that, at our ability

1713
00:59:49.889 --> 00:59:51.324
to, within
one to two generations,

1714
00:59:51.358 --> 00:59:53.226
change the whole dynamic
of our families.

1715
00:59:53.259 --> 00:59:54.961
So, he was someone
I knew and loved

1716
00:59:54.995 --> 00:59:56.563
his last three years
in life

1717
00:59:56.596 --> 00:59:58.898
and he helped me to refuse
to look at the world cynically.

1718
00:59:58.932 --> 01:00:00.900
So, Black people,
we always improving.

1719
01:00:00.934 --> 01:00:02.335
We always beatin' the odds.

1720
01:00:02.369 --> 01:00:05.438
- Uh, Killer Mike, um,
what-what was the highlight

1721
01:00:05.472 --> 01:00:07.741
of 2021 for you, man?

1722
01:00:07.774 --> 01:00:09.309
- Aw, man,
on a personal level,

1723
01:00:09.342 --> 01:00:11.411
my baby girl made
the JV team.

1724
01:00:11.444 --> 01:00:13.146
- Here you go!
Congrats!

1725
01:00:13.179 --> 01:00:14.214
- But I tell you something.

1726
01:00:14.247 --> 01:00:16.683
We got a call from
a brother named JB

1727
01:00:16.716 --> 01:00:18.284
who's a rapper
in Oklahoma.

1728
01:00:18.318 --> 01:00:19.619
And he said, man,
there's a brother named

1729
01:00:19.652 --> 01:00:22.689
Julius Jones here,
and he may be executed.

1730
01:00:22.722 --> 01:00:25.759
You know? And he's-he's
probably not guilty,

1731
01:00:25.792 --> 01:00:27.560
based on what
other men have said

1732
01:00:27.594 --> 01:00:29.696
about another guy
said that he did it.

1733
01:00:29.729 --> 01:00:32.966
And right up until literally
the day before his execution,

1734
01:00:32.999 --> 01:00:36.036
like day of, the governor
of Oklahoma, Governor Stitt,

1735
01:00:36.069 --> 01:00:38.605
was being petitioned
by smaller groups

1736
01:00:38.638 --> 01:00:40.240
to say, hey, we need help.

1737
01:00:40.273 --> 01:00:42.108
Me and Tip jumped
onboard the last minute

1738
01:00:42.142 --> 01:00:45.345
but it really was spearheaded
by people locally on the ground

1739
01:00:45.378 --> 01:00:47.447
and in the rap scene
by my guy JB.

1740
01:00:47.480 --> 01:00:49.416
And the fact that
that brother got clemency,

1741
01:00:49.449 --> 01:00:50.917
that was
a highlight for me.

1742
01:00:50.950 --> 01:00:52.285
- Huge.
- And the other highlight

1743
01:00:52.318 --> 01:00:55.188
was right here in Georgia,
I-I got to see three men,

1744
01:00:55.221 --> 01:00:57.357
who deservedly so,
get convicted

1745
01:00:57.390 --> 01:01:00.060
on various forms of murder
on Ahmad Arbery.

1746
01:01:00.060 --> 01:01:01.761
And I'm hoping that
as we get forward,

1747
01:01:01.795 --> 01:01:04.331
we will stop letting these
be the premier cases

1748
01:01:04.364 --> 01:01:06.666
and we can hear
more cases of justice

1749
01:01:06.700 --> 01:01:08.668
gone right from the start
and not wrong

1750
01:01:08.702 --> 01:01:10.236
and we have to make
a fuss about it.

1751
01:01:10.270 --> 01:01:11.471
- Mmm...
- So, Mike,

1752
01:01:11.504 --> 01:01:13.473
you spent a lot of time
with Bernie Sanders this year.

1753
01:01:13.506 --> 01:01:15.175
Did you burn one
with him?

1754
01:01:15.208 --> 01:01:17.344
- Man, you know what?
He won't burn with me, man!

1755
01:01:17.377 --> 01:01:18.578
- Goddammit!
- He'll eat fried chicken,

1756
01:01:18.611 --> 01:01:20.647
but he won't burn
the dope with me, man.

1757
01:01:20.680 --> 01:01:22.749
But-but listen,
it's my goal to get the OG

1758
01:01:22.782 --> 01:01:23.917
to burn one with me.

1759
01:01:23.950 --> 01:01:25.952
It is my goal to burn it down
with Willie Nelson.

1760
01:01:25.985 --> 01:01:27.721
So, I know you know Willie.
- Yeah, I love it.

1761
01:01:27.754 --> 01:01:29.289
- I'm gonna make
the Willie Nelson play
happen for you.

1762
01:01:29.322 --> 01:01:30.757
Say less.
- Say less.

1763
01:01:30.790 --> 01:01:31.958
- That's-that's a done deal.

1764
01:01:31.992 --> 01:01:34.394
- What do you feel
we have to do in 2022

1765
01:01:34.427 --> 01:01:37.564
to bring more justice,
more hope, more opportunity,

1766
01:01:37.597 --> 01:01:38.999
and more laughs to the year?

1767
01:01:39.099 --> 01:01:41.968
- I want to say, man, take care
of your coin Black people.

1768
01:01:42.002 --> 01:01:45.005
If we, as a community,
build our tax base

1769
01:01:45.105 --> 01:01:46.339
and take care of our money

1770
01:01:46.373 --> 01:01:48.908
and take care of our own small
and medium businesses,

1771
01:01:48.942 --> 01:01:50.944
then you become
financial donors

1772
01:01:51.044 --> 01:01:53.346
to these local politicians
that want your vote.

1773
01:01:53.380 --> 01:01:54.581
And then they forget
about you

1774
01:01:54.614 --> 01:01:56.316
and they have to respond
to you differently.

1775
01:01:56.349 --> 01:01:58.752
If we, as a community,
are shopping with one another,

1776
01:01:58.785 --> 01:02:00.220
taking care of one another,

1777
01:02:00.253 --> 01:02:01.688
we starting to
create an economy

1778
01:02:01.721 --> 01:02:03.089
that takes care
of ourselves.

1779
01:02:03.123 --> 01:02:05.258
Because ain't nobody
coming to save us,

1780
01:02:05.291 --> 01:02:07.227
don't nobody
love us like us,

1781
01:02:07.260 --> 01:02:10.196
and if we cheap labor,
they gonna always use us cheap.

1782
01:02:10.230 --> 01:02:11.264
- Well equipped, man!

1783
01:02:11.297 --> 01:02:12.632
Well equipped with
a plethora

1784
01:02:12.666 --> 01:02:14.367
of knowledge
and information, man.

1785
01:02:14.401 --> 01:02:15.535
- So, why are you
gonna use plethora?

1786
01:02:15.568 --> 01:02:16.736
You don't even know
how to spell that shit.

1787
01:02:16.770 --> 01:02:18.071
- Pleth-- I can spell
plethora right now.

1788
01:02:18.071 --> 01:02:19.072
- Spell it right now, man.

1789
01:02:19.072 --> 01:02:20.173
- You want me to
spell it right now?

1790
01:02:20.206 --> 01:02:21.207
- Spell it.
- I can spell it right now.

1791
01:02:21.241 --> 01:02:22.175
- It's the spelling bee.
- Right now.

1792
01:02:22.208 --> 01:02:23.376
- Spell plethora.

1793
01:02:23.410 --> 01:02:25.145
- Me spelling plethora,
that takes the light

1794
01:02:25.178 --> 01:02:26.446
off of Killer Mike.

1795
01:02:26.479 --> 01:02:27.414
And that's not
what I want to do.

1796
01:02:27.447 --> 01:02:28.515
- No, no, it don't.
- Yes, it does.

1797
01:02:28.548 --> 01:02:29.516
- Mike wanna know
you smart.

1798
01:02:29.549 --> 01:02:30.950
- No. It's not about me
right now, Snoop.

1799
01:02:30.984 --> 01:02:31.985
- Okay.
- So, after we're done

1800
01:02:32.085 --> 01:02:33.119
with Killer Mike,
all right, then I'll go

1801
01:02:33.153 --> 01:02:34.254
and I'll spell it for you.
- All right.

1802
01:02:34.287 --> 01:02:35.955
- But right now, I want to
continue to shine a light

1803
01:02:35.989 --> 01:02:36.990
on this brother

1804
01:02:37.090 --> 01:02:38.491
and the-and the amount
of positivity

1805
01:02:38.525 --> 01:02:41.328
that he's doing for us
and our community.

1806
01:02:41.361 --> 01:02:43.830
Mike, an amazing
conversation.

1807
01:02:43.863 --> 01:02:45.799
We appreciate you coming on
and showing us some love, man.

1808
01:02:45.832 --> 01:02:46.900
We love you.

1809
01:02:46.933 --> 01:02:48.134
Thank you so much, man.
- Love you.

1810
01:02:48.168 --> 01:02:49.536
Love and respect, brother.
- Killer Mike for president!

1811
01:02:49.569 --> 01:02:52.739
- Yes, sir.
Take it easy, Mike.

1812
01:02:52.772 --> 01:02:54.808
Now, Snoop, before
we take a break, man,

1813
01:02:54.841 --> 01:02:56.409
I just wanna--
I want to take a moment.

1814
01:02:56.443 --> 01:02:57.744
This is all kidding aside.

1815
01:02:57.777 --> 01:03:00.480
I just want to take a moment
just to-to have the opportunity

1816
01:03:00.513 --> 01:03:02.682
to give you
my sincere condolences

1817
01:03:02.716 --> 01:03:04.751
for the loss of
your mother this year.

1818
01:03:04.784 --> 01:03:07.320
You know, I now how much
you adored your mom, Beverly.

1819
01:03:07.354 --> 01:03:08.655
And I know how much
she meant to you.

1820
01:03:08.688 --> 01:03:10.757
So, I feel like
we should take a moment

1821
01:03:10.790 --> 01:03:12.459
to reflect on
the memory of your mom

1822
01:03:12.492 --> 01:03:13.793
and also some
of the other people

1823
01:03:13.827 --> 01:03:14.961
that we lost this year.

1824
01:03:15.061 --> 01:03:16.596
- Thank you, Kevin,
I appreciate that.

1825
01:03:16.629 --> 01:03:19.799
* Yeah 'til we meet again
meet again *

1826
01:03:19.833 --> 01:03:21.735
* I'm been tryin'
to hold it in *

1827
01:03:21.768 --> 01:03:23.169
* Tryin' to be strong man *

1828
01:03:23.203 --> 01:03:25.972
* Every now and then
I gotta break *

1829
01:03:26.072 --> 01:03:29.442
* Wishing you could wipe
my tears away *

1830
01:03:29.476 --> 01:03:32.145
* Until we meet again
meet again *

1831
01:03:32.178 --> 01:03:34.080
* I'm happy you don't
feel no pain *

1832
01:03:34.080 --> 01:03:35.315
* but I can't pretend like *

1833
01:03:35.348 --> 01:03:38.084
* since you been gone
it's rainy days *

1834
01:03:38.084 --> 01:03:41.655
* I try to let it go
let it go let it go *

1835
01:03:41.688 --> 01:03:43.623
* Thank you *

1836
01:03:43.657 --> 01:03:46.760
* for the days
I see you smilin' *

1837
01:03:46.793 --> 01:03:49.396
* when you were here *

1838
01:03:49.429 --> 01:03:53.266
* I really do *

1839
01:03:53.299 --> 01:03:56.336
* I said I thank you *

1840
01:03:56.369 --> 01:03:59.039
* for all the game
that you told never sold *

1841
01:03:59.072 --> 01:04:02.575
* always clear *

1842
01:04:02.609 --> 01:04:06.379
* oh yeah *

1843
01:04:06.413 --> 01:04:09.449
* I'm tryin' to be
who you said I would be *

1844
01:04:09.482 --> 01:04:11.785
* life is good but
it's hard without you *

1845
01:04:11.818 --> 01:04:15.055
* and I'm not gonna lie *

1846
01:04:15.055 --> 01:04:18.258
* keep weighin' me down
I need a higher me *

1847
01:04:18.291 --> 01:04:21.061
* when I get home
and I'm layin' in my bed *

1848
01:04:21.061 --> 01:04:24.097
* who can I call on who's
the last of the mohicans *

1849
01:04:24.130 --> 01:04:26.066
* that knew real love *

1850
01:04:26.066 --> 01:04:28.935
* now I'm walkin' around this
gettin' real rough *

1851
01:04:28.968 --> 01:04:31.237
* I hope that we
can be together yeah *

1852
01:04:31.271 --> 01:04:33.673
* til we meet again
meet again *

1853
01:04:33.707 --> 01:04:35.508
* I been tryin'
to hold it in *

1854
01:04:35.542 --> 01:04:36.876
* tryin' to be strong *

1855
01:04:36.910 --> 01:04:39.779
* every now and then
I gotta break *

1856
01:04:39.813 --> 01:04:42.949
* wishin' you can wipe
my tears away *

1857
01:04:42.982 --> 01:04:48.121
* thank you for the days
I see you smilin' *

1858
01:04:48.154 --> 01:04:50.890
* when you were here *

1859
01:04:50.924 --> 01:04:53.126
* I really do *

1860
01:04:53.159 --> 01:04:54.894
* thank you
I'm so grateful *

1861
01:04:54.928 --> 01:04:58.598
* I said I thank you
for all the game *

1862
01:04:58.631 --> 01:05:00.500
* that you told never sold *

1863
01:05:00.533 --> 01:05:04.404
* always clear *

1864
01:05:04.437 --> 01:05:07.741
* oh yeah *

1865
01:05:07.774 --> 01:05:10.810
* I'm tryin' to be
who you said I would be *

1866
01:05:10.844 --> 01:05:13.146
* life is good but
it's hard without you *

1867
01:05:13.179 --> 01:05:16.416
* And I'm not gonna lie *

1868
01:05:16.449 --> 01:05:19.419
* keep weighin' me down
I need a higher me *

1869
01:05:19.452 --> 01:05:22.288
* when I get home
and I'm layin' in my bed *

1870
01:05:22.322 --> 01:05:25.458
* who can I call on who's
the last of the mohicans *

1871
01:05:25.492 --> 01:05:27.427
* that knew real love *

1872
01:05:27.460 --> 01:05:30.230
* now I'm walkin' around this
by gettin' real rough *

1873
01:05:30.263 --> 01:05:32.599
* said I hope that
we can be together *

1874
01:05:32.632 --> 01:05:35.068
* til we meet again
meet again *

1875
01:05:35.101 --> 01:05:36.870
* I've been tryin'
to hold it in *

1876
01:05:36.903 --> 01:05:38.271
* tryin' to be strong *

1877
01:05:38.304 --> 01:05:41.174
* every now and then
I gotta break *

1878
01:05:41.207 --> 01:05:44.811
* wishing you could
wipe my tears away *

1879
01:05:44.844 --> 01:05:47.380
* until we meet again
meet again *

1880
01:05:47.414 --> 01:05:49.282
* I'm happy you
don't feel no pain *

1881
01:05:49.315 --> 01:05:50.617
* but I can't pretend like *

1882
01:05:50.650 --> 01:05:53.286
* since you been gone
it's rainy days *

1883
01:05:53.319 --> 01:05:58.925
* I try to let it go
let it go let it go *

1884
01:06:13.606 --> 01:06:15.542
- Welcome back to
"2021 and Done".

1885
01:06:15.575 --> 01:06:16.943
- Now, you may not know this,

1886
01:06:17.043 --> 01:06:18.678
but celebrities get
all kinds of things

1887
01:06:18.712 --> 01:06:20.580
sent to them ahead of time.
- That's true.

1888
01:06:20.613 --> 01:06:22.816
I've already got
the iPhone 27

1889
01:06:22.849 --> 01:06:24.651
and I got an invite
to Oprah's inauguration.

1890
01:06:24.684 --> 01:06:25.752
Very true.

1891
01:06:25.785 --> 01:06:27.587
- They also send us all
of next year's stories

1892
01:06:27.620 --> 01:06:30.523
so we already know what's
gonna happen in 2022.

1893
01:06:30.557 --> 01:06:32.125
- Yeah, You know, Snoop,
let's give 'em a little peek,

1894
01:06:32.158 --> 01:06:34.194
just a little sneak peek
at what we're talking about.

1895
01:06:34.227 --> 01:06:35.261
- A sneak peek?

1896
01:06:35.295 --> 01:06:36.429
- Yeah, guys, give us
those envelopes, please.

1897
01:06:36.463 --> 01:06:38.832
- The man in all black.
- Mm-hmm, thank you, man.

1898
01:06:38.865 --> 01:06:40.066
Appreciate it.

1899
01:06:40.066 --> 01:06:41.768
Okay. First thing.
Cardi B.

1900
01:06:41.801 --> 01:06:44.204
Cardi B's gonna hit menopause
and she's gonna release

1901
01:06:44.237 --> 01:06:48.742
a new song called
"Dry Ass Pussy". Yeah.

1902
01:06:48.775 --> 01:06:50.610
- Megan Thee Stallion
will give birth

1903
01:06:50.643 --> 01:06:54.414
to a beautiful baby boy
and name him Tony the Pony.

1904
01:06:54.447 --> 01:06:55.515
- Oh, man!

1905
01:06:55.548 --> 01:06:59.519
Not the pony!
Not Tony the Pony!

1906
01:06:59.552 --> 01:07:00.553
Kyle Rittenhouse
is gonna debut

1907
01:07:00.587 --> 01:07:03.023
his new stand
your ground beef tacos.

1908
01:07:03.023 --> 01:07:06.192
So good, they'll make you cry
without tears. That's good.

1909
01:07:06.226 --> 01:07:08.762
- In an effort to put
the controversy behind them,

1910
01:07:08.795 --> 01:07:10.730
"Jeopardy" announces
its new host,

1911
01:07:10.764 --> 01:07:13.166
Dave Chappelle.
- Oh, shit!

1912
01:07:13.199 --> 01:07:14.734
By the way,
it would be great.

1913
01:07:14.768 --> 01:07:16.503
- It would be.
- That'll be fucking strong.

1914
01:07:16.536 --> 01:07:18.471
I can see it.
- I'd like it.

1915
01:07:18.505 --> 01:07:21.074
- Colin Kaepernick
will turn down an offer

1916
01:07:21.107 --> 01:07:22.308
from the Jets, saying,

1917
01:07:22.342 --> 01:07:25.378
"I don't want to play
football that bad."

1918
01:07:25.412 --> 01:07:27.580
You say Lions.
You should have said Lions.

1919
01:07:27.614 --> 01:07:30.150
- A Black person will
finally watch "Yellowstone".

1920
01:07:30.183 --> 01:07:32.752
[laughing]

1921
01:07:32.786 --> 01:07:34.454
- I been watching that
show for a very long time.

1922
01:07:34.487 --> 01:07:38.058
[laughing]

1923
01:07:38.091 --> 01:07:40.226
Very good show.
- It's okay, Kev.

1924
01:07:40.260 --> 01:07:42.062
- It's a good show.

1925
01:07:42.062 --> 01:07:43.530
I'm really into it, too.

1926
01:07:43.563 --> 01:07:44.931
Uh, I'm out.
You got any more?

1927
01:07:44.964 --> 01:07:46.066
- Okay, what about this one?

1928
01:07:46.099 --> 01:07:49.035
Elon Musk will
announce the new Tesla

1929
01:07:49.069 --> 01:07:52.305
that can suck your dick.
- Oh, wait a minute!

1930
01:07:52.339 --> 01:07:57.043
[laughter]

1931
01:07:57.077 --> 01:08:00.347
I mean, technically...

1932
01:08:00.380 --> 01:08:02.048
I mean, what's wrong
with that if that happens?

1933
01:08:02.082 --> 01:08:05.552
[laughing]

1934
01:08:05.585 --> 01:08:07.220
Like, I ain't in the wrong,
the car doin' it.

1935
01:08:07.253 --> 01:08:08.254
I ain't doin' it!

1936
01:08:08.288 --> 01:08:10.457
[laughing]

1937
01:08:10.490 --> 01:08:13.893
Don't be mad a me,
be mad at Tesla. Right?

1938
01:08:13.927 --> 01:08:17.097
Why you keep driving back
and forth to the store?

1939
01:08:17.130 --> 01:08:20.066
- Ask Tesla.

1940
01:08:20.100 --> 01:08:22.369
[laughter]

1941
01:08:22.402 --> 01:08:26.139
And that was
Storylines of 2022.

1942
01:08:26.172 --> 01:08:28.074
- Oh, shit. I thought--
that's what I wanted to do.

1943
01:08:30.410 --> 01:08:33.046
- We all been through a lot
this past year and half.

1944
01:08:33.046 --> 01:08:35.348
But one of the brightest spots
of this strange time

1945
01:08:35.382 --> 01:08:36.950
has been our friend, D-Nice.

1946
01:08:37.050 --> 01:08:39.686
His Club Quarantine
kept us positive while apart

1947
01:08:39.719 --> 01:08:41.821
during the pandemic.

1948
01:08:41.855 --> 01:08:44.624
- We got 100,000
people in here

1949
01:08:44.658 --> 01:08:46.226
rocking with us
right now.

1950
01:08:46.259 --> 01:08:48.061
This is absolutely insane!

1951
01:08:48.094 --> 01:08:51.998
- Say hello to
the one and only D-Nice!

1952
01:08:52.032 --> 01:08:53.333
- What's up, Snoop?
What's up, Kev?

1953
01:08:53.366 --> 01:08:55.101
- What it do? What up?
- What's goin' on
with ya, champ?

1954
01:08:55.135 --> 01:08:56.870
- Aw, man, I'm so happy
to be here with you guys.

1955
01:08:56.903 --> 01:08:59.739
- It's an honor and a treat.
It's a treat when players meet.

1956
01:08:59.773 --> 01:09:01.141
- Well, let's get
right to it.

1957
01:09:01.174 --> 01:09:02.842
Was the highlight
of 2021 getting out

1958
01:09:02.876 --> 01:09:04.277
of the Club Quarantine
and performing live

1959
01:09:04.310 --> 01:09:05.512
in front of people?

1960
01:09:05.545 --> 01:09:08.081
- Man, my highlight was
playing the Hollywood Bowl.

1961
01:09:08.114 --> 01:09:09.049
You know?

1962
01:09:09.082 --> 01:09:11.117
I sold out the Hollywood
Bowl in two days.

1963
01:09:11.151 --> 01:09:12.252
It was awesome.

1964
01:09:12.285 --> 01:09:13.887
- Where did the idea for
Club Quarantine come from?

1965
01:09:13.920 --> 01:09:15.922
Like how did you--
how did you come about?

1966
01:09:16.022 --> 01:09:17.357
- I was having a cigar
with one of my buddies

1967
01:09:17.390 --> 01:09:18.725
who used to play in the NBA,
Jimmy Jackson.

1968
01:09:18.758 --> 01:09:20.760
And we were just
trying to figure out

1969
01:09:20.794 --> 01:09:23.863
what we were going to do
for like the two weeks

1970
01:09:23.897 --> 01:09:25.398
that they said we were
going to be quarantined.

1971
01:09:25.432 --> 01:09:27.434
And he talked about working
on his commentating skills,

1972
01:09:27.467 --> 01:09:29.402
and I was like, hey,
they got this feature

1973
01:09:29.436 --> 01:09:31.871
on Instagram called Live.

1974
01:09:31.905 --> 01:09:33.273
They weren't really using
it that much at the time.

1975
01:09:33.306 --> 01:09:35.408
I was like, yeah,
I just think I'll go on there

1976
01:09:35.442 --> 01:09:38.678
and just play some songs
and share stories.

1977
01:09:38.712 --> 01:09:40.180
And then it took off.

1978
01:09:40.213 --> 01:09:41.181
- Huge.

1979
01:09:41.214 --> 01:09:43.817
And you DJ'd Obama's
60th birthday party.

1980
01:09:43.850 --> 01:09:45.618
You gotta give me
the details man.

1981
01:09:45.652 --> 01:09:46.820
- Yes.
- What was it like?

1982
01:09:46.853 --> 01:09:48.888
- His birthday
party was just fun.

1983
01:09:48.922 --> 01:09:51.624
And his thing is,
if we make the kids dance,

1984
01:09:51.658 --> 01:09:53.259
then we'll have
a good party.

1985
01:09:53.293 --> 01:09:56.329
So, Barack is never really about
playing just Stevie Wonder.

1986
01:09:56.363 --> 01:09:58.298
Like he wants
the [indistinct], you know?

1987
01:09:58.331 --> 01:09:59.599
He wants all of that.
You know?

1988
01:09:59.632 --> 01:10:01.668
He wants his kids to be able
to have a good time, as well.

1989
01:10:01.701 --> 01:10:03.370
- Super dope.
- So, D-Nice, you are--

1990
01:10:03.403 --> 01:10:06.072
you also DJ'd Snoop Dogg's
50th birthday party.

1991
01:10:06.106 --> 01:10:08.041
How was that?
- I did.

1992
01:10:08.074 --> 01:10:10.710
I had a blast
at your party, bro.

1993
01:10:10.744 --> 01:10:13.246
One, you looked amazing,
and your wife looked beautiful.

1994
01:10:13.279 --> 01:10:15.115
And there was nothing
but love in there.

1995
01:10:15.148 --> 01:10:16.816
- Hey, man, thank you
for doing that for me

1996
01:10:16.850 --> 01:10:18.885
on Grandma's birthday,
on Grandma's day.

1997
01:10:18.918 --> 01:10:19.819
You know what I'm
talking about?

1998
01:10:19.853 --> 01:10:21.354
- Yes, sir.
- I'm not a shit starter,

1999
01:10:21.388 --> 01:10:22.889
I'm all about
positivity and peace,

2000
01:10:22.922 --> 01:10:26.292
but you did-- you did Snoop
and Barack Obama's party.

2001
01:10:26.326 --> 01:10:29.362
Um, whose was better?
Whose party was better?

2002
01:10:32.666 --> 01:10:34.701
- Damn! That's a tough one.
Snoop's party was better.

2003
01:10:34.734 --> 01:10:36.202
- That's politically correct.

2004
01:10:38.938 --> 01:10:40.640
- Let me get
Barack on, please?

2005
01:10:40.674 --> 01:10:42.642
[chuckling]

2006
01:10:42.676 --> 01:10:45.578
If I can. Just let me get
Barack on the line, please.

2007
01:10:45.612 --> 01:10:48.782
Yeah, DJ-- DJ Nice said
your party was ass.

2008
01:10:48.815 --> 01:10:51.151
Well, listen, D-Nice,
we can't talk about what you do

2009
01:10:51.184 --> 01:10:55.689
and not allow you to-to put
what you do on display, man.

2010
01:10:55.722 --> 01:10:57.257
That is our show.
And listen,

2011
01:10:57.290 --> 01:10:58.725
we're going to wrap
things up here.

2012
01:10:58.758 --> 01:11:01.061
It's been real, honestly,
way too real, Snoop.

2013
01:11:01.094 --> 01:11:02.762
- Come on, man. It don't get
no realer than this.

2014
01:11:02.796 --> 01:11:04.698
And you ain't
gotta go home 2021,

2015
01:11:04.731 --> 01:11:07.367
but you gotta get
your ass up outta here!

2016
01:11:07.400 --> 01:11:09.469
- D-Nice, listen,
we love your positivity.

2017
01:11:09.502 --> 01:11:12.172
Will you play us off as we
head into the better new year?

2018
01:11:12.205 --> 01:11:13.340
- Please do.
- Let's do it.

2019
01:11:13.373 --> 01:11:15.275
- That's what I'm
talking about.

2020
01:11:15.308 --> 01:11:16.943
- Okay.
- Get the hell outta here, 2021.

2021
01:11:16.976 --> 01:11:19.979
Oh, that's your track, Snoop.

2022
01:11:20.080 --> 01:11:22.082
- You better know it.
- This your track.

2023
01:11:22.115 --> 01:11:23.783
You know what, man?
We gotta--

2024
01:11:23.817 --> 01:11:25.919
you better be lucky
I ain't put on my Chux.

2025
01:11:25.952 --> 01:11:27.454
If I didn't have
on these little pants,

2026
01:11:27.487 --> 01:11:29.222
I woulda
showed you something.

2027
01:11:29.255 --> 01:11:31.825
I don't have a lot of wiggle
room in these, Snoop.