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- Ho, ho, ho!

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[festive music]

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♪

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- ♪ Light the tree
and deck the halls ♪

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♪ Snow stuffed
down your overalls ♪

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♪ Trying to wrap
the presents on time ♪

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♪

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♪ The mistletoe's
a special place ♪

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♪ To spill hot chocolate
on your face ♪

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♪ Shaking every gift
to see which one is mine ♪

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- ♪ Loud Christmas,
Loud Christmas ♪

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- ♪ The more of us
the merrier ♪

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♪ To Santa Claus
it's scarier ♪

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♪ One boy, ten girls

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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

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♪

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- They're gonna see
this house from space.

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- Hun, where are you?
- Hut-hut-hike!

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- I'm okay!

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[electric guitar riff]

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- Get ready for
the 12 Pranks Of Christmas.

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- [screams]
My life is over.

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- Get ready.
It's almost game time!

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- Christmas is
only 2 days away,

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and I can't wait.

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[upbeat music]

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When you've got 10 sisters,
Christmas can get pretty epic.

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[phone chirps]

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Your driver, Bill,
is en route with your package.

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This year, I ordered
an extra special gift

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for my family.

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♪

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Luan, what gives?

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- I decided to up my game
from the 12 Puns Of Christmas

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to the 12 Pranks
Of Christmas.

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- Well, if it's
a Christmas prank,

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then I'm all-in.

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- That was number nine.
Three more to go.

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[chuckles]

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- Now that Luan is gone,
I'll be safe for a while.

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- Hey, Stinkoln!
[screams]

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- [screams]

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[grunts]

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Oh, spoke too soon.

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- Just getting ready

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for a Christmas afternoon
football game.

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Can I try that tackle
one more time?

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- No.
- Ugh!

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- Christmas at the Loud house
is full of traditions.

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Each one of us contributes
something important

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to our special day.
[explosion]

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How is
the Permasnow coming, Lisa?

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- It's the trace amount
of ammonia needed to sustain

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the creation of snow
that is the constant variable.

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- Or as I like to call it,
Thursday.

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You're our only chance
at a white Christmas.

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- Science will prevail.
- Hi, Lincoln.

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- Lucy, you scared me.
- You're welcome.

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I've collected
all the dead pine needles

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from our Christmas tree.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

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[spooky music]

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♪

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- Yeah!

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[upbeat rock music]

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♪ It's Christmas time,
and our hearts are free ♪

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♪ Presents tucked
underneath the tree now ♪

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♪ It's the best day
of the best time of our lives ♪

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- Great Christmas tunes, Luna.
- Thanks, little bro!

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♪

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- Tell me honestly, Lincoln.

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Does my concept design
for my custom-made

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Christmas pajamas
have too much sparkle?

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Tanya thinks
it's bordering on too much.

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Don't you, Tanya?

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[soft dramatic music]

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- Leni, there can never be
too much Christmas sparkle.

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- Thanks, Lincoln.
See?

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Sparkle equals happiness.

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- Move.
I need to put my tiara on.

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- I need to get
Hops' outfit on.

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- I don't care.
- Lola, Lana, merry Christmas.

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- Come on, Hops.

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- It looks like
Rudolph himself.

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[frog croaks]

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- Right on, bro.

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- How is the Christmas pageant
coming, Lola?

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- If you must know, Lincoln,

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it's literally taken years
from my life.

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- Okay.
I need my beauty time.

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♪

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- Light tree.

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- Lily!

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Tomorrow night,
Lily gets to turn on the lights

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for the Royal Woods
Christmas tree.

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- This is Katherine Mulligan
coming to you live

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from the scene
of tomorrow's...

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- Katherine Mulligan.

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- Magical Royal Woods
Christmas tree lighting.

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- Light tree, Lincoln.
Light tree.

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- Yes, Lily.
- No chance of snow.

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- Hi.
- Stop doing that.

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[spooky music]

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- [scatting melody]
Figgy pudding.

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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Lincmeister.

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Want to give the old
figgy pudding a test drive

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before the big day?

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- [chuckles]

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That's so nice, Dad,
but I'll save it for Christmas.

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- Huh.
- Yuck.

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- Hey, Linc, you feeling
the Christmas spirit?

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- I sure am.
- Me, too, bud.

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Me, too.
- Whoa!

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- Your mom is swinging from
the lights again, isn't she?

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- Yeah.
- I'm okay!

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- Okay.
- The toast is burning!

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- I know, hon.
I know.

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- Everything is fine.
I've got this.

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- I'm sure you do.

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[phone chirps]
- Yes!

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My super special Christmas
package is being delivered now.

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- Super special package, huh?

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- It'll be the best
Christmas gift ever.

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- ♪ Figgy, figgy,
figgy, figgy, pudding ♪

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[imitates record scratching]
♪ Figgy

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- Oh, whoa.

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What a rush.

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[upbeat music]

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- The decorations
look great, Mom!

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- Oh, thanks, honey.
It's a labor of love.

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- Lincoln Loud?
- You betcha.

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♪

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Five stars for you, Bill.

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- Merry Christmas.

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♪

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- I've worked
awkward and annoying jobs

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all year to save for this.

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♪

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- ♪ Dangerous

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- You tell Mom
I did all my chores.

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[cash register rings]

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- ♪ Dangerous

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♪ Dah, dah,
dah, dah, dah, dah ♪

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♪ Work hard,
play harder, got it ♪

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♪ Put money in my pocket

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- Here you go, Lincoln.

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- Thanks, Mom.
- Here you go.

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[cash register rings]

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- I just had a mani.
Thanks, Linc.

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♪

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- ♪ With money in my pocket,
oh, yeah ♪

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♪

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- "What's in the box?"
You might be wondering.

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A 13-person toboggan
so that my entire family

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can ride down the hill
on one sled.

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♪

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That's the greatest thing
about Christmas.

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No matter what happens,
it's the one day of the year

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we'll always be together
no matter what, guaranteed.

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- Kids, breakfast is ready!

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- Out of my way!
- Food, food, food!

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- I'm coming!
- Lincoln, watch it!

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- Food, food, food, food, food!
- I'm coming.

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- Take it easy out there.
- Up, Lucy.

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[loud flatulence]
- I heard that!

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- Ew!
- Ew!

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- I got you, Leni.
- Ha ha, good one.

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- Prank number ten.
Only two more to go.

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- Toast coming up.
Here you go, kiddo.

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- I want toast.
- The darkness suits me.

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- Hey, I got your back.

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[both hiss]

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[laughs]
Okay, I think we're good.

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Hey, Linc, you better
watch where you're...

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Going.

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[phone ringing]

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Does anyone else
hear that ringing?

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- Oh, it's Lori.
- Hi, Mom.

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- Lori.
- Lori?

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I want to talk to Lori.
- Lori!

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- I miss you so much!
- Hi, Lori!

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- Hi, Lori!
- Lori!

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Lori!

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What time are you
coming home today?

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- That's actually
why I'm calling.

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I've given it a lot of thought,
and I don't think

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I can come home
for Christmas this year.

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- What?

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- Exams are coming up,
and I have

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a winter golf tournament
two days after Christmas.

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It just feels like too much
to go all the way home

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just to turn around
and come all the way back.

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- Oh, well,

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Christmas just wouldn't
be the same without you.

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- Yeah,
it sure wouldn't, kiddo.

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- I think it'd be easier
just to go to Bobby's house.

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- Okay, hon.
We understand.

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- We support you, sweetie.
- What?

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- Incoming.
- Duck!

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- Lincoln.
- No, don't do that!

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Don't support her.
This is totally unacceptable!

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Am I right, everyone?

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- Well, actually,
it makes more sense.

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It does.

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- I mean,
Bobby does live closer,

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and, you know,
we live so far away.

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- Thanks, Mom and Dad,
for being so understanding.

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Dad, are you crying?
- Lori, please.

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You have to come home.
You'll miss everything.

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- I know, Lincoln.
This wasn't an easy decision.

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- But what about Lily lighting
the Royal Woods Christmas tree?

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- Light tree.

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all: Aww.

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- And what about
Christmas morning?

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I bought us
the best Christmas gift ever.

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But if you're not here,
it won't be the same.

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It can't be the same.

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Oh, Lincoln.
You're so sweet.

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I will see your Christmas gift

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when I come home
for the summer.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah.
- Summer?

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- Perhaps now would
be the best time to tell you.

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Sam invited me to go skiing
with her and her family

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on Christmas Day,
and I really want to go.

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Can I?
- No, you can't go.

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- That is very kind
of Sam's family to invite you.

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- All right, Luna.
Yeah, of course, you can go.

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- Yes.
- So fun.

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- Uh, well, I've been asked
to bring merriment and cheer

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to the Sunset Canyon
Retirement Home.

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Luan and Mr. Coconuts
coming at you Christmas Day.

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Pretty, uh, sweet deal.

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- Tell Pop Pop I said,
"Merry Christmas."

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- Absolutely not.

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- Luan, I think that's
a very kind thing you're doing

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at the old folks home.
- It sure is, kiddo.

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- What is going on?
This is Christmas.

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- Okay, Lori,

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I think we're gonna say
so long for now.

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- Bye, everyone.
I love you.

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I will call on Christmas Day.
- Lori, no!

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- Slice it!

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- Okay, everyone.
Family meeting.

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Living room.

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Now, listen, we know
this isn't the Christmas

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we were expecting
with Lori, Luan, and Luna gone.

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- We just have to make
the best of the situation.

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- Tell them, Mom.
We need to fix the situation.

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- Wouldn't it be fun
to take a trip?

252
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- A trip?
- A trip?

253
00:09:44.105 --> 00:09:45.628
- On Christmas?

254
00:09:45.672 --> 00:09:47.630
- With three of the kids
gone already,

255
00:09:47.674 --> 00:09:50.459
maybe we could be our crazy,
old spontaneous selves.

256
00:09:50.502 --> 00:09:52.722
Get up super early
Christmas morning,

257
00:09:52.766 --> 00:09:56.073
jump in Vanzilla, and take
the remaining kids on a trip

258
00:09:56.117 --> 00:09:59.381
somewhere exotic.
- Go on.

259
00:09:59.424 --> 00:10:02.253
- Somewhere like Miami.

260
00:10:02.297 --> 00:10:03.907
[together]
Yay!

261
00:10:03.951 --> 00:10:05.953
- No!

262
00:10:05.996 --> 00:10:08.172
- I have always wanted
to vacation in Miami.

263
00:10:08.216 --> 00:10:10.522
- Dad, no.
- Bikinis!

264
00:10:10.566 --> 00:10:11.872
- Miami is where

265
00:10:11.915 --> 00:10:13.656
the Little Miss Citrus
Pageant takes place.

266
00:10:13.700 --> 00:10:16.398
- We could go
to a Miami Dolphins game.

267
00:10:16.441 --> 00:10:19.444
- The moisture will do wonders
for Hops' scales.

268
00:10:19.488 --> 00:10:21.229
- We could witness
a shark attack.

269
00:10:21.272 --> 00:10:23.318
- Huh?
- [sighs]

270
00:10:24.188 --> 00:10:27.148
- Miami.
- Yay!

271
00:10:27.191 --> 00:10:29.063
- Whoo!
- Yeah, Miami.

272
00:10:29.106 --> 00:10:31.195
- But what about all of
our Loud family traditions?

273
00:10:31.239 --> 00:10:33.415
All those special things
that we do together

274
00:10:33.458 --> 00:10:35.722
as a family on Christmas Day?

275
00:10:35.765 --> 00:10:38.550
If we're all split up,
it won't feel like Christmas.

276
00:10:40.204 --> 00:10:42.946
- I get why
you're disappointed, honey,

277
00:10:42.990 --> 00:10:45.557
but sometimes plans,
they change.

278
00:10:45.601 --> 00:10:49.431
- Yeah, you have to adapt.
Roll with the punches, right?

279
00:10:49.474 --> 00:10:51.389
Besides, we'll start
new family traditions.

280
00:10:51.433 --> 00:10:53.565
- And Lily can still light

281
00:10:53.609 --> 00:10:55.480
the Royal Woods Mall tree
on Christmas Eve.

282
00:10:55.524 --> 00:10:56.960
- Light tree.
- Aw.

283
00:10:57.004 --> 00:10:58.570
- But I don't want to make
new family traditions.

284
00:10:58.614 --> 00:11:00.703
I want
our old family traditions

285
00:11:00.747 --> 00:11:02.487
that I know and love.

286
00:11:02.531 --> 00:11:05.055
- I promise we'll make sure we
have a great family Christmas

287
00:11:05.099 --> 00:11:06.448
even if some of us are apart.

288
00:11:06.491 --> 00:11:07.449
- Yeah.
- Yeah!

289
00:11:07.492 --> 00:11:08.711
- Yeah!
- Fine.

290
00:11:08.755 --> 00:11:10.191
I didn't want
to have to do this,

291
00:11:10.234 --> 00:11:11.540
but it's the only way.

292
00:11:12.584 --> 00:11:14.195
- What's he doing?
- What?

293
00:11:14.238 --> 00:11:16.284
- What's he doing?
- What's that?

294
00:11:16.327 --> 00:11:17.720
- My super special
Christmas gift

295
00:11:17.764 --> 00:11:20.157
is going to change
all your minds.

296
00:11:20.201 --> 00:11:21.463
- What is that?

297
00:11:23.247 --> 00:11:24.988
- What have you got there, bro?

298
00:11:27.164 --> 00:11:30.037
[soft dramatic music]

299
00:11:30.080 --> 00:11:31.255
♪

300
00:11:31.299 --> 00:11:33.649
- Uh, what is that?
- Firewood?

301
00:11:33.693 --> 00:11:34.955
- Mulch?
- Ah, man, that's broken.

302
00:11:34.998 --> 00:11:36.739
- Or a coffin?

303
00:11:36.783 --> 00:11:39.350
- What?
No.

304
00:11:39.394 --> 00:11:42.527
It's a 13-person sled
for us all to be on

305
00:11:42.571 --> 00:11:45.095
when we go down the hill
at Tall Timbers Park...

306
00:11:45.139 --> 00:11:46.183
- Aw.
- Together.

307
00:11:46.227 --> 00:11:49.012
♪

308
00:11:49.056 --> 00:11:50.753
- Next year, little bro.
- Yeah.

309
00:11:50.797 --> 00:11:52.755
- Totes, Lincoln.
- Yeah, it'll be colder then.

310
00:11:52.799 --> 00:11:53.887
- It just would be better
for all of us--

311
00:11:53.930 --> 00:11:56.324
- Don't even worry about it.
- Yeah.

312
00:11:56.367 --> 00:11:58.761
- Yeah, and we
can get some glue.

313
00:11:58.805 --> 00:12:01.546
- Besides, Lincoln,
there's no snow anyway,

314
00:12:01.590 --> 00:12:05.420
so it's not like we can
even use your thingy-thing.

315
00:12:05.463 --> 00:12:09.076
- Sled, Leni.
It's a sled.

316
00:12:09.119 --> 00:12:10.642
- Oh.

317
00:12:10.686 --> 00:12:11.818
- It's settled.

318
00:12:11.861 --> 00:12:13.994
We're going to Miami
for Christmas!

319
00:12:14.037 --> 00:12:15.865
- Yay!
- I'm so excited!

320
00:12:15.909 --> 00:12:18.738
[indistinct excited chatter]

321
00:12:20.130 --> 00:12:21.958
- Oh, my god.
I'm so excited.

322
00:12:25.048 --> 00:12:27.355
- Ho, ho, ho.
Who's next?

323
00:12:27.398 --> 00:12:29.226
- Straight ahead.

324
00:12:29.270 --> 00:12:30.967
- Are you sure?

325
00:12:31.011 --> 00:12:32.795
- I absolutely love

326
00:12:32.839 --> 00:12:34.579
the blue cashmere scarf
for nana.

327
00:12:34.623 --> 00:12:35.972
- Oh, Harold, I don't know.

328
00:12:36.016 --> 00:12:37.234
Maybe we should have gotten

329
00:12:37.278 --> 00:12:38.888
the foot massager
or the back scratcher.

330
00:12:38.932 --> 00:12:40.629
- Dads, we're so close.

331
00:12:40.672 --> 00:12:43.284
I can see Santa's red coat,
white beard,

332
00:12:43.327 --> 00:12:45.025
and the promise
of baking equipment.

333
00:12:45.068 --> 00:12:48.245
- How did we get so lucky to
call you our little sugarplum?

334
00:12:48.289 --> 00:12:51.292
Come here.
- Ho, ho, ho, who's next?

335
00:12:53.337 --> 00:12:55.209
- Did you remember your list?

336
00:12:55.252 --> 00:12:57.820
- That's like asking
did I remember to breathe.

337
00:12:57.864 --> 00:13:00.040
I've been working
on the perfect gift list

338
00:13:00.083 --> 00:13:01.519
all year long.

339
00:13:01.563 --> 00:13:03.783
I can barely contain
my excitement.

340
00:13:03.826 --> 00:13:05.741
- Reindeer Clyde, come in.

341
00:13:05.785 --> 00:13:08.265
This is Christmas Humbug,
and I've got a code elf-red.

342
00:13:08.309 --> 00:13:09.484
- Hold my spot, Dads.

343
00:13:10.920 --> 00:13:13.096
Christmas Humbug,
this is Reindeer Clyde.

344
00:13:13.140 --> 00:13:14.445
- Christmas is ruined

345
00:13:14.489 --> 00:13:16.665
all thanks
to my selfish family.

346
00:13:16.708 --> 00:13:17.840
- What happened?

347
00:13:17.884 --> 00:13:20.060
- Lori isn't coming home
from college,

348
00:13:20.103 --> 00:13:21.801
Luna is going skiing with Sam,

349
00:13:21.844 --> 00:13:23.672
Luan has a gig
at Sunset Canyon,

350
00:13:23.715 --> 00:13:26.588
and Mom and Dad are taking
the rest of us to Miami.

351
00:13:26.631 --> 00:13:28.155
- What?
What about me?

352
00:13:28.198 --> 00:13:29.460
What would I do?

353
00:13:29.504 --> 00:13:31.201
Coming to your house
on Christmas Day

354
00:13:31.245 --> 00:13:33.551
is an essential part
of my holiday experience.

355
00:13:33.595 --> 00:13:36.511
- Finally someone who gets it.
- This is the worst news ever.

356
00:13:36.554 --> 00:13:38.861
- I have to save
Christmas, Clyde.

357
00:13:38.905 --> 00:13:41.821
I don't know how,
but I've got 24 hours to do it.

358
00:13:41.864 --> 00:13:43.518
- I've got your back,
Christmas Humbug.

359
00:13:43.561 --> 00:13:45.041
I'll be right there.

360
00:13:45.085 --> 00:13:47.652
- Thanks, Reindeer Clyde.
I knew I could count on you.

361
00:13:47.696 --> 00:13:51.091
- We'll see you Christmas Eve.
- Ho, ho.

362
00:13:51.134 --> 00:13:53.833
- Sorry, Santa.
Come on.

363
00:13:53.876 --> 00:13:56.009
I've got to get
to Lincoln's house.

364
00:13:56.052 --> 00:13:57.575
- But, honey,
don't you want to tell Santa

365
00:13:57.619 --> 00:13:59.403
about your non-stick pans?

366
00:13:59.447 --> 00:14:01.188
- And the silicone baking set?

367
00:14:01.231 --> 00:14:02.885
- There's no time!
- Ho, ho.

368
00:14:02.929 --> 00:14:04.539
Come on down, young lady.

369
00:14:04.582 --> 00:14:06.671
- Okay, Lincoln.
What's the plan?

370
00:14:06.715 --> 00:14:09.109
- We need to make Lori
want to come home

371
00:14:09.152 --> 00:14:11.285
even though it makes more sense
for her to stay at college.

372
00:14:11.328 --> 00:14:12.852
We need to make her homesick.

373
00:14:12.895 --> 00:14:13.809
- Great.

374
00:14:14.941 --> 00:14:15.855
How do we do that?

375
00:14:19.249 --> 00:14:22.296
- We send Lori the one thing
that will remind her

376
00:14:22.339 --> 00:14:25.125
of a Loud family Christmas
more than anything else.

377
00:14:26.126 --> 00:14:27.605
- I have no clue
what you're talking about.

378
00:14:29.390 --> 00:14:31.174
- It says here they can deliver
anything overnight

379
00:14:31.218 --> 00:14:32.349
and keep it hot.

380
00:14:34.090 --> 00:14:35.657
- "Operation
Make Lori Homesick"

381
00:14:35.700 --> 00:14:37.093
is officially in effect.

382
00:14:37.137 --> 00:14:39.226
- 1 Loud down, 11 to go.

383
00:14:39.269 --> 00:14:41.532
- Sweet.
- Let's consult the mattress.

384
00:14:43.839 --> 00:14:45.710
- Oh, Lincoln.
Impressive.

385
00:14:45.754 --> 00:14:47.408
- I call it,
"Operation Work Our Way

386
00:14:47.451 --> 00:14:48.583
Through My Sisters and Mess up

387
00:14:48.626 --> 00:14:49.932
All Their Christmas Day Plans

388
00:14:49.976 --> 00:14:50.933
So We Can All
Stay Home Together

389
00:14:50.977 --> 00:14:52.239
and Have
the Best Christmas Ever

390
00:14:52.282 --> 00:14:53.414
and Also Think of
a Shorter Name

391
00:14:53.457 --> 00:14:54.676
for This Operation."

392
00:14:54.719 --> 00:14:56.808
- I like it.
I like it.

393
00:14:56.852 --> 00:14:58.332
- Now, we need to stop Luna,

394
00:14:58.375 --> 00:15:00.769
stop Luan, and stop Miami.

395
00:15:03.250 --> 00:15:05.208
Step one is in motion.

396
00:15:05.252 --> 00:15:07.297
- Is that poop?
- It's Dad's figgy pudding.

397
00:15:07.341 --> 00:15:08.951
- Oh, right.

398
00:15:08.995 --> 00:15:12.476
- Now on
to the Luna Swagger Surprise.

399
00:15:12.520 --> 00:15:16.176
- Because what's life
without a little swagger?

400
00:15:16.219 --> 00:15:20.136
- Okay, the coast is clear,
but we've got to work fast.

401
00:15:20.180 --> 00:15:21.659
- It's a good thing
I perform well under pressure.

402
00:15:21.703 --> 00:15:23.313
- Hit it.

403
00:15:23.357 --> 00:15:25.446
- Hello, there.
- Stop.

404
00:15:25.489 --> 00:15:27.970
Go to minute 15
and 3 seconds.

405
00:15:28.014 --> 00:15:29.667
- Lu.
- Stop.

406
00:15:29.711 --> 00:15:31.539
- Go to minute four
and three seconds.

407
00:15:31.582 --> 00:15:33.671
- Na.
- Stop.

408
00:15:33.715 --> 00:15:35.717
- Now go to one minute
and eight seconds.

409
00:15:38.111 --> 00:15:42.463
- Hello there, Luna Loud.
Mick Swagger here.

410
00:15:42.506 --> 00:15:43.725
[both scream]

411
00:15:43.768 --> 00:15:45.640
- Just giving you a ring

412
00:15:45.683 --> 00:15:49.078
to say I'll be in Royal Woods

413
00:15:49.122 --> 00:15:50.993
on Christmas Day.

414
00:15:51.037 --> 00:15:54.388
I'd love to get together
and jam.

415
00:15:54.431 --> 00:15:56.999
Hope it's not
too late notice, love.

416
00:15:57.043 --> 00:15:58.827
See you spoon.

417
00:16:00.046 --> 00:16:02.831
- Yeah!
- Did he just say, "spoon"?

418
00:16:02.874 --> 00:16:05.268
- This is the greatest day
of my life.

419
00:16:05.312 --> 00:16:06.574
- But then you
can't come skiing?

420
00:16:06.617 --> 00:16:07.967
- Jamming with Mick

421
00:16:08.010 --> 00:16:10.534
is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity, Sam.

422
00:16:10.578 --> 00:16:14.234
- I know, but this is gonna be
such a special trip for us.

423
00:16:14.277 --> 00:16:16.149
- We'll take a different trip
some other time.

424
00:16:16.192 --> 00:16:19.717
♪

425
00:16:19.761 --> 00:16:21.284
- We've got a big day
of sabotage ahead of us,

426
00:16:21.328 --> 00:16:22.938
so be sure to get
a good night's sleep

427
00:16:22.982 --> 00:16:24.287
and eat a balanced breakfast.

428
00:16:24.331 --> 00:16:26.028
Good work today,
Reindeer Clyde.

429
00:16:26.072 --> 00:16:27.508
- Thanks, Christmas Humbug.

430
00:16:27.551 --> 00:16:31.903
♪

431
00:16:31.947 --> 00:16:34.167
- Rise and shine.
- Good morning, Louds.

432
00:16:34.210 --> 00:16:35.733
- Lori is getting

433
00:16:35.777 --> 00:16:37.344
my special delivery
this morning.

434
00:16:37.387 --> 00:16:39.433
♪

435
00:16:39.476 --> 00:16:41.565
[phone chirps]

436
00:16:41.609 --> 00:16:46.048
Oh, look at that.
Arriving in three, two, one.

437
00:16:46.092 --> 00:16:53.012
♪

438
00:16:54.883 --> 00:16:57.320
- Aw, that's so sweet,
you guys.

439
00:16:58.887 --> 00:17:01.107
Oh, it's Dad's figgy pudding.

440
00:17:01.150 --> 00:17:02.760
[ominous music]
[gags]

441
00:17:02.804 --> 00:17:04.762
I've never missed
dad's figgy pudding

442
00:17:04.806 --> 00:17:05.937
on Christmas ever.

443
00:17:07.591 --> 00:17:10.638
It's just so awful...

444
00:17:10.681 --> 00:17:12.814
and yet I love it!

445
00:17:12.857 --> 00:17:15.643
Oh, I've got to get home.

446
00:17:15.686 --> 00:17:18.341
I can't be away from my family
at Christmas.

447
00:17:18.385 --> 00:17:21.779
What was I thinking?
Okay, I can figure this out.

448
00:17:21.823 --> 00:17:24.869
I'm strong.
I'm independent.

449
00:17:24.913 --> 00:17:26.654
I don't need anybody's help.

450
00:17:26.697 --> 00:17:29.874
[festive Latin music]

451
00:17:29.918 --> 00:17:32.877
[phone plays voice recording]
Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo Bear.

452
00:17:32.921 --> 00:17:36.185
Boo Boo Bear,
I need your help.

453
00:17:36.229 --> 00:17:38.274
- Hey, Lori.
- Can you drive me home?

454
00:17:38.318 --> 00:17:40.972
- Oh, babe,
I really want to help,

455
00:17:41.016 --> 00:17:43.236
but the mercado van
is out of commission.

456
00:17:43.279 --> 00:17:46.195
♪

457
00:17:46.239 --> 00:17:48.023
- Is that the mercado moped?

458
00:17:48.067 --> 00:17:50.504
♪

459
00:17:50.547 --> 00:17:52.332
- Sure is.

460
00:17:52.375 --> 00:17:54.377
I'm making a delivery
of Christmas tamales

461
00:17:54.421 --> 00:17:55.987
for my abuela's hairdresser.

462
00:17:56.031 --> 00:17:58.990
♪

463
00:17:59.034 --> 00:18:01.515
- Lori, I totally understand.

464
00:18:01.558 --> 00:18:03.343
I couldn't live without
Dad's figgy pudding either.

465
00:18:03.386 --> 00:18:05.084
[laughter]

466
00:18:05.127 --> 00:18:07.956
No, of course I won't tell Mom
or Dad you're coming home.

467
00:18:07.999 --> 00:18:10.132
It'll be a surprise.
Right.

468
00:18:10.176 --> 00:18:12.656
Be safe and see you spoon.
I mean, see you soon.

469
00:18:14.093 --> 00:18:16.312
Lori is officially
on her way home.

470
00:18:16.356 --> 00:18:17.966
- Sweet.

471
00:18:18.009 --> 00:18:19.707
- I love
your dads' theater stuff.

472
00:18:19.750 --> 00:18:21.665
- Wait for it.

473
00:18:24.842 --> 00:18:26.931
One shark head
compliments of the McBrides'

474
00:18:26.975 --> 00:18:29.804
very own production,
"Jaws: The Musical."

475
00:18:29.847 --> 00:18:33.982
- Clyde, that's huge
and perfect!

476
00:18:36.071 --> 00:18:37.812
- What do you want it
for anyway?

477
00:18:37.855 --> 00:18:40.162
- We're gonna shoot
a fake video of a giant shark

478
00:18:40.206 --> 00:18:43.078
attacking someone on the warm,
sandy beaches of Miami?

479
00:18:43.122 --> 00:18:44.775
- Come again?

480
00:18:44.819 --> 00:18:47.952
- My family won't want to go
to Miami if it's shark season.

481
00:18:47.996 --> 00:18:49.519
- Couldn't your family
still want to sit

482
00:18:49.563 --> 00:18:51.869
by the hotel pool
and take in the rays?

483
00:18:51.913 --> 00:18:54.089
Ow.
- You're right.

484
00:18:55.873 --> 00:18:59.355
We have to think up something
more than a giant shark.

485
00:19:01.357 --> 00:19:03.577
What is this?

486
00:19:03.620 --> 00:19:05.274
- Oh, that's Crockie

487
00:19:05.318 --> 00:19:08.277
from "Lake Placid: The Musical"
last summer.

488
00:19:08.321 --> 00:19:10.366
- What if there was a creature

489
00:19:10.410 --> 00:19:12.716
that was half-shark,
half-crocodile?

490
00:19:12.760 --> 00:19:16.285
My family wouldn't be safe
on land or water.

491
00:19:16.329 --> 00:19:20.115
- A crockyshark.
- I was thinking sharkodile.

492
00:19:20.159 --> 00:19:21.682
- That's better.
Go with that one.

493
00:19:21.725 --> 00:19:24.337
- We'll get the crocodile body,
put the tail on it,

494
00:19:24.380 --> 00:19:27.557
attach the shark head.
Sharkodile.

495
00:19:27.601 --> 00:19:29.342
- A venture
of this magnitude requires...

496
00:19:31.648 --> 00:19:33.172
an arc welder.

497
00:19:35.261 --> 00:19:36.392
Don't worry.

498
00:19:36.436 --> 00:19:38.220
I'll ask my dads
for permission first.

499
00:19:38.264 --> 00:19:40.570
- Once the sharkodile
is all put together,

500
00:19:40.614 --> 00:19:43.356
we can mount it on your dads'
tandem bike so we can move it.

501
00:19:43.399 --> 00:19:44.705
- I don't like it.

502
00:19:44.748 --> 00:19:46.141
[dramatic music]

503
00:19:46.185 --> 00:19:47.751
I love it.

504
00:19:47.795 --> 00:19:50.624
- We just need a victim
for the sharkodile to attack.

505
00:19:50.667 --> 00:19:52.800
- Whoa, Lincoln,
I really want your family

506
00:19:52.843 --> 00:19:54.454
to stay for Christmas,
but I'm not willing

507
00:19:54.497 --> 00:19:55.890
to kill someone over it.

508
00:19:55.933 --> 00:19:57.370
- We're not gonna use
a real person.

509
00:19:57.413 --> 00:19:59.589
- Well, then,
who are we going to use?

510
00:20:01.678 --> 00:20:05.334
- ♪ I heard those bells
always ringing ♪

511
00:20:05.378 --> 00:20:07.031
[indistinct chatter]

512
00:20:07.075 --> 00:20:08.555
- [gasps]

513
00:20:08.598 --> 00:20:11.906
Tanya, we are going to have
so much fun in Miami.

514
00:20:11.949 --> 00:20:14.256
- Could you help me?
I need a sweater.

515
00:20:14.300 --> 00:20:16.998
- Mm, Christmas sweaters
are totes in right now.

516
00:20:17.041 --> 00:20:19.130
Here, let me show you.
- Thanks.

517
00:20:21.307 --> 00:20:23.787
- Well, Santa,
let me start by saying

518
00:20:23.831 --> 00:20:26.703
I have been really, really,
really good this year.

519
00:20:26.747 --> 00:20:28.705
Actually, I have
testimonials from my dads.

520
00:20:28.749 --> 00:20:30.838
- Reindeer Clyde, come in.
I have found our victim.

521
00:20:30.881 --> 00:20:32.361
I repeat,
I have found our victim.

522
00:20:32.405 --> 00:20:36.104
Come back ASAP.
We need to grab her.

523
00:20:36.147 --> 00:20:38.846
Clyde?
- I'm just gonna leave now.

524
00:20:38.889 --> 00:20:40.717
[soft dramatic music]

525
00:20:40.761 --> 00:20:43.503
- Okay, yes,
it is lamb's wool,

526
00:20:43.546 --> 00:20:45.069
which technically needs
to be dry cleaned,

527
00:20:45.113 --> 00:20:46.984
but lambs take showers, right?

528
00:20:47.028 --> 00:20:48.116
So I think
you're fine to wash it.

529
00:20:49.552 --> 00:20:51.293
Owie.

530
00:20:51.337 --> 00:20:53.948
- Thanks for nothing.
- Just a foot.

531
00:20:53.991 --> 00:20:57.081
[sighs]
Another satisfied customer.

532
00:20:57.125 --> 00:20:59.301
- Nothing to see here.
- She's slipping.

533
00:20:59.345 --> 00:21:01.347
- We so need this vacay, Tanya.

534
00:21:01.390 --> 00:21:03.305
[jazz music]

535
00:21:03.349 --> 00:21:05.046
Tanya?

536
00:21:05.089 --> 00:21:06.482
♪

537
00:21:06.526 --> 00:21:07.701
Tanya?

538
00:21:07.744 --> 00:21:10.617
♪

539
00:21:10.660 --> 00:21:12.619
Tanya!

540
00:21:14.229 --> 00:21:17.145
[upbeat music]

541
00:21:17.188 --> 00:21:18.581
♪

542
00:21:18.625 --> 00:21:20.670
- [gasps]
Act normal.

543
00:21:20.714 --> 00:21:22.803
♪

544
00:21:22.846 --> 00:21:23.891
- [laughs]

545
00:21:23.934 --> 00:21:28.678
♪

546
00:21:28.722 --> 00:21:30.332
- We have everything
we need for the Miami video.

547
00:21:30.376 --> 00:21:31.812
- Yeah.

548
00:21:31.855 --> 00:21:34.510
- Now "Operation
Lose Luan's Laughfest."

549
00:21:34.554 --> 00:21:36.164
- That's a lot of Ls.

550
00:21:36.207 --> 00:21:43.127
♪

551
00:21:47.218 --> 00:21:48.132
- Hey.

552
00:21:50.309 --> 00:21:52.876
- Okay, put him in.
- What if he can't breathe?

553
00:21:52.920 --> 00:21:55.444
- Clyde, he's a puppet.
- You're right.

554
00:21:55.488 --> 00:21:57.316
My dads always say
I'm too empathetic,

555
00:21:57.359 --> 00:21:59.840
and it drains me,
but some people

556
00:21:59.883 --> 00:22:01.320
are born
with extra mirror neurons.

557
00:22:01.363 --> 00:22:03.626
- Clyde.

558
00:22:03.670 --> 00:22:05.889
- [sighs]

559
00:22:15.159 --> 00:22:17.727
So he can breathe.
- Good idea.

560
00:22:18.902 --> 00:22:21.557
- Clyde, let's go visit
my Pop Pop and your Nana.

561
00:22:21.601 --> 00:22:23.733
It's time to get old.

562
00:22:23.777 --> 00:22:26.388
- My daughter
is coming to visit today.

563
00:22:26.432 --> 00:22:28.869
- Oh, that's lovely.

564
00:22:30.827 --> 00:22:31.698
- Hey.
- Hello.

565
00:22:32.829 --> 00:22:34.918
[loud flatulence]

566
00:22:34.962 --> 00:22:37.486
- Lay off the broccoli.
- I agree.

567
00:22:37.530 --> 00:22:39.749
- What in the dang heck?

568
00:22:41.621 --> 00:22:43.971
- That there is Luan Loud.

569
00:22:44.014 --> 00:22:45.929
Pulling pranks on us
to advertise her

570
00:22:45.973 --> 00:22:49.977
Christmas Day show?
What a sin.

571
00:22:50.020 --> 00:22:52.196
- Do I know you?
- Uh, nope, nope.

572
00:22:55.112 --> 00:22:59.160
- Oh, what
a pretty little flower.

573
00:23:01.945 --> 00:23:03.425
- Look at that.

574
00:23:04.861 --> 00:23:07.908
Luan Loud using the tricks

575
00:23:07.951 --> 00:23:10.084
of her trade to sell tickets.

576
00:23:10.127 --> 00:23:12.129
It just ain't right.

577
00:23:12.173 --> 00:23:15.002
- Do I know you?
- Nope.

578
00:23:15.045 --> 00:23:17.918
[soft dramatic music]

579
00:23:17.961 --> 00:23:24.881
♪

580
00:23:28.102 --> 00:23:29.799
- Oh.
- Oh.

581
00:23:29.843 --> 00:23:32.585
- Now Luan Loud is messing
with the pudding machines

582
00:23:32.628 --> 00:23:35.326
all to promote her
Christmas Day show.

583
00:23:35.370 --> 00:23:37.067
It's a real shame.

584
00:23:37.111 --> 00:23:39.809
- No one messes
with my pudding.

585
00:23:39.853 --> 00:23:40.810
- Yeah.
- Yeah!

586
00:23:40.854 --> 00:23:42.072
- It's true.

587
00:23:42.116 --> 00:23:43.030
Nobody messes
with Scoots' pudding.

588
00:23:43.073 --> 00:23:44.597
- Might be best to go

589
00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:46.642
with a different act
for Christmas Day.

590
00:23:46.686 --> 00:23:50.211
- I agree, a far less devious
and messy entertainer.

591
00:23:50.254 --> 00:23:51.691
[murmurs of agreement]

592
00:23:51.734 --> 00:23:53.649
- Are you sure
I don't know you?

593
00:23:53.693 --> 00:23:55.608
- I feel like I know him too.

594
00:23:55.651 --> 00:23:58.524
- Ah, no, no, no.
You don't know us.

595
00:23:58.567 --> 00:24:00.656
I have
a very common-looking face.

596
00:24:00.700 --> 00:24:04.268
- Yep, very common and bland.
Common and bland.

597
00:24:04.312 --> 00:24:06.749
- Let's get back
to the matter at hand,

598
00:24:06.793 --> 00:24:09.578
what to do about Luan Loud.

599
00:24:09.622 --> 00:24:10.927
- Yeah.
- Yeah!

600
00:24:10.971 --> 00:24:13.495
- As the head of the board
of Sunset Canyon,

601
00:24:13.539 --> 00:24:15.889
I hereby fire the kid.

602
00:24:15.932 --> 00:24:18.152
[together]
Yeah!

603
00:24:18.195 --> 00:24:20.284
- Hold on there, Scoots.

604
00:24:20.328 --> 00:24:22.765
Luan is my granddaughter,

605
00:24:22.809 --> 00:24:26.987
and clearly she has made some
catastrophic miscalculations

606
00:24:27.030 --> 00:24:29.076
when it comes
to her marketing platform,

607
00:24:29.119 --> 00:24:33.080
but can't we just
give her another chance?

608
00:24:33.123 --> 00:24:34.385
- [gasps]
- Oh!

609
00:24:34.429 --> 00:24:36.170
- Oh.
- Oh, dear.

610
00:24:36.213 --> 00:24:38.128
- Oh.
- My word.

611
00:24:38.172 --> 00:24:40.783
- Well, Al?
- Oh.

612
00:24:40.827 --> 00:24:42.263
- Fire her.

613
00:24:42.306 --> 00:24:43.656
- Yeah!
- Yes!

614
00:24:43.699 --> 00:24:44.700
- Yes.

615
00:24:44.744 --> 00:24:46.354
[all cheering]

616
00:24:46.397 --> 00:24:47.573
- We did it.

617
00:24:47.616 --> 00:24:50.140
- "Lose Luan's Laughfest"
accomplished.

618
00:24:52.752 --> 00:24:55.189
Lily's baby powder
really did the trick.

619
00:24:55.232 --> 00:24:57.234
- This is all
working out perfectly.

620
00:24:57.278 --> 00:25:00.542
Luna and Luan are staying.
Lori is on her way home.

621
00:25:00.586 --> 00:25:02.370
And now,
for the pièce de résistance,

622
00:25:02.413 --> 00:25:04.851
a sharkodile attacks
the beaches of Miami.

623
00:25:04.894 --> 00:25:06.287
- Color me impressed.

624
00:25:06.330 --> 00:25:08.507
- I can't wait
for Christmas all together.

625
00:25:10.030 --> 00:25:11.161
- Honey, are you sure
this is necessary?

626
00:25:11.205 --> 00:25:12.554
We're leaving tomorrow.

627
00:25:12.598 --> 00:25:15.557
- Lynn, I can't have
a lopsided Santa.

628
00:25:15.601 --> 00:25:17.428
Are you crazy?

629
00:25:17.472 --> 00:25:19.430
- Am I crazy?
You're the one up on the roof.

630
00:25:19.474 --> 00:25:22.303
- I heard that.
- Just don't fall off the roof.

631
00:25:22.346 --> 00:25:24.044
Again.
- [screams]

632
00:25:24.087 --> 00:25:25.175
- Oh, oh, oh.

633
00:25:25.219 --> 00:25:28.265
- Ooh, ooh.
Thank you, Santa.

634
00:25:28.309 --> 00:25:29.528
- Santa.
[chuckles]

635
00:25:29.571 --> 00:25:30.572
I would have caught her.

636
00:25:30.616 --> 00:25:33.575
- I heard that too.
- What?

637
00:25:33.619 --> 00:25:36.578
[upbeat music]

638
00:25:36.622 --> 00:25:38.188
♪

639
00:25:38.232 --> 00:25:41.975
- Only 60 miles to go.
- You're my hero, Boo Boo Bear.

640
00:25:42.018 --> 00:25:43.933
- I've got to get home
in time to watch Lily

641
00:25:43.977 --> 00:25:45.413
light that tree tonight.

642
00:25:45.456 --> 00:25:47.981
- Well, we're going
turbo mode, babe.

643
00:25:48.024 --> 00:25:51.419
[engine chugging]

644
00:25:52.376 --> 00:25:55.597
- Ooh, it's getting
a little cold.

645
00:25:55.641 --> 00:25:57.947
- Hug me tighter, babe.
That'll keep you warm.

646
00:25:57.991 --> 00:26:00.123
- I love you, Boo Boo Bear.
- Well, I love you more.

647
00:26:00.167 --> 00:26:01.734
- Nuh-uh.
- Uh-huh.

648
00:26:01.777 --> 00:26:02.909
- Well, I love you more.
- Nuh-uh.

649
00:26:06.913 --> 00:26:08.479
- We're gonna need
a bigger bike.

650
00:26:08.523 --> 00:26:09.655
[dramatic music]

651
00:26:09.698 --> 00:26:12.266
- It's more megalodon
than "Jaws,"

652
00:26:12.309 --> 00:26:13.006
but that only adds
to the terror.

653
00:26:13.049 --> 00:26:14.834
[phone beeps]

654
00:26:14.877 --> 00:26:17.227
- It's already 3:05 p.m.,
and this video has to be ready

655
00:26:17.271 --> 00:26:18.664
for the 5:00 p.m. local news.

656
00:26:18.707 --> 00:26:19.926
- Once we're done shooting,

657
00:26:19.969 --> 00:26:21.667
I'll spruce it up
with some special effects

658
00:26:21.710 --> 00:26:24.452
on my computer, then send it
to Katherine's personal e-mail.

659
00:26:24.495 --> 00:26:25.322
- How'd you get
Katherine Mulligan's

660
00:26:25.366 --> 00:26:26.933
personal e-mail?

661
00:26:26.976 --> 00:26:28.630
- She auditioned
for my dads' reimagining

662
00:26:28.674 --> 00:26:30.980
of "Wonder Woman:
The Musical."

663
00:26:31.024 --> 00:26:33.635
She should keep her day job.
Let's just leave it at that.

664
00:26:33.679 --> 00:26:35.550
- Hm.

665
00:26:35.594 --> 00:26:38.074
- Could you please ask our star
to come out of her trailer?

666
00:26:38.118 --> 00:26:40.686
- Oh, Tanya?

667
00:26:40.729 --> 00:26:43.645
[upbeat music]

668
00:26:43.689 --> 00:26:50.609
♪

669
00:26:56.266 --> 00:26:58.138
Clyde.
- One second.

670
00:26:58.181 --> 00:27:01.010
- Clyde, we're ready.
Come on.

671
00:27:03.447 --> 00:27:06.537
Let's do this.
Perfect.

672
00:27:06.581 --> 00:27:09.584
Clyde, let's get ready to croc.
- Yeah.

673
00:27:09.628 --> 00:27:14.110
♪

674
00:27:14.154 --> 00:27:16.199
- Ready?
- Ready.

675
00:27:16.243 --> 00:27:18.767
- Let's make some news.

676
00:27:18.811 --> 00:27:20.595
- I hope this thing
is waterproof.

677
00:27:27.863 --> 00:27:29.386
- This is Katherine Mulligan

678
00:27:29.430 --> 00:27:31.345
coming to you live
with breaking news.

679
00:27:31.388 --> 00:27:32.738
I have just
personally been delivered

680
00:27:32.781 --> 00:27:34.609
footage of
a graphic, horrific attack

681
00:27:34.653 --> 00:27:36.829
by a creature that some
may call prehistoric,

682
00:27:36.872 --> 00:27:39.440
but all will
certainly call deadly.

683
00:27:39.483 --> 00:27:40.876
The attack took place

684
00:27:40.920 --> 00:27:43.574
on the sandy beaches
of Miami, Florida.

685
00:27:43.618 --> 00:27:45.489
The following images
are disturbing,

686
00:27:45.533 --> 00:27:46.882
so if there are
little ones about,

687
00:27:46.926 --> 00:27:48.797
you might want
to shield their eyes.

688
00:27:48.841 --> 00:27:50.669
- Cover up, everybody.
- Dad, your hand!

689
00:27:50.712 --> 00:27:52.061
- I shan't, I shan't.
- I want to observe.

690
00:27:52.105 --> 00:27:53.236
- Sharky.
- Oh, oh, no.

691
00:27:53.280 --> 00:27:54.281
- She looks familiar.
- A shark?

692
00:27:54.324 --> 00:27:55.238
- Oh, no, oh.
- [screams]

693
00:27:55.282 --> 00:27:56.413
[all gasp]

694
00:27:56.457 --> 00:27:57.545
- Oh!
- Dad, can I see?

695
00:27:57.588 --> 00:27:59.112
- Terrifying.

696
00:27:59.155 --> 00:28:01.244
- And now I would like
to bring in the leading expert

697
00:28:01.288 --> 00:28:04.508
in wilderness survival, Mr...

698
00:28:04.552 --> 00:28:07.250
- Rip Hardcore!
- Thank you, Katherine.

699
00:28:07.294 --> 00:28:10.123
I was signing my book,
"Ripping Through The Jungle,"

700
00:28:10.166 --> 00:28:12.255
in a nearby bookstore
when I decided my presence

701
00:28:12.299 --> 00:28:13.604
was far more needed here.

702
00:28:13.648 --> 00:28:14.780
- Well, thank you,
Mr. Hardcore.

703
00:28:14.823 --> 00:28:16.085
- Now, listen.

704
00:28:16.129 --> 00:28:18.131
What we have here
is a full-grown,

705
00:28:18.174 --> 00:28:20.350
genetically-enlarged
mutated crossbreed of species,

706
00:28:20.394 --> 00:28:23.527
aka a sharkodile.
- Oh, a sharkodile.

707
00:28:23.571 --> 00:28:25.355
- Hungry monster
is incredibly dangerous

708
00:28:25.399 --> 00:28:27.096
and not to be messed with.

709
00:28:27.140 --> 00:28:30.230
I once encountered another
such crossbreed of creature,

710
00:28:30.273 --> 00:28:32.928
the piranhagator,
off the shores of Australia,

711
00:28:32.972 --> 00:28:35.322
and I have this

712
00:28:35.365 --> 00:28:39.369
and this to show for it.

713
00:28:39.413 --> 00:28:41.981
They always attack in pairs.

714
00:28:42.024 --> 00:28:44.766
But in my book,
I lay out a very detailed plan

715
00:28:44.810 --> 00:28:47.987
on how to trap and disable
such a formidable beast.

716
00:28:48.030 --> 00:28:49.423
Order now and I'll throw in

717
00:28:49.466 --> 00:28:51.991
one of my sweat-stained
bandanas for free.

718
00:28:52.034 --> 00:28:55.298
- Already ordered.
Thank you, overnight delivery.

719
00:28:57.083 --> 00:29:00.042
Ooh, my.

720
00:29:00.086 --> 00:29:02.915
Oh, Mr. Hardcore,
could you tell us, please,

721
00:29:02.958 --> 00:29:05.787
what you might do
if you encounter such a beast?

722
00:29:05.831 --> 00:29:07.963
- Better than tell you.
I'll show you.

723
00:29:08.007 --> 00:29:09.486
I would grab the beast
by its tail.

724
00:29:09.530 --> 00:29:11.445
- Whoa.
- Whoa!

725
00:29:11.488 --> 00:29:13.273
- And once I had
the sharkodile

726
00:29:13.316 --> 00:29:16.450
under my complete control...
- It doesn't bend that way!

727
00:29:16.493 --> 00:29:19.148
- Capture the beast.
- Why me?

728
00:29:19.192 --> 00:29:21.020
No.
I'm not a sharkodile!

729
00:29:21.063 --> 00:29:23.065
- While Fred and Rip
continue this demonstration,

730
00:29:23.109 --> 00:29:24.850
this is Katherine Mulligan

731
00:29:24.893 --> 00:29:27.417
advising anyone who is planning
a Christmas getaway to Miami,

732
00:29:27.461 --> 00:29:29.898
it's time
to cancel those plans.

733
00:29:29.942 --> 00:29:31.073
- [screams]

734
00:29:31.117 --> 00:29:32.683
- Aw.

735
00:29:32.727 --> 00:29:34.120
- But I planned
my whole vacay wardrobe.

736
00:29:34.163 --> 00:29:35.556
- Big disappointment.

737
00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:37.819
- A sharkodile?
Terrifying.

738
00:29:37.863 --> 00:29:40.561
How could a shark
and a crocodile even--

739
00:29:40.604 --> 00:29:42.432
- How could a shark
and a crocodile even do what?

740
00:29:42.476 --> 00:29:44.608
- [clears throat]
- Never mind.

741
00:29:44.652 --> 00:29:46.393
I'm sorry, but I think

742
00:29:46.436 --> 00:29:48.134
we better cancel
our trip to Miami.

743
00:29:48.177 --> 00:29:49.178
- No.
- Aww.

744
00:29:49.222 --> 00:29:50.919
- Bummer!
- Aw, man.

745
00:29:50.963 --> 00:29:53.095
- And just when
I was coming around

746
00:29:53.139 --> 00:29:55.968
to the idea of having
Christmas somewhere else.

747
00:29:56.011 --> 00:29:57.752
- Eaten by a shark
and a crocodile

748
00:29:57.796 --> 00:30:00.015
at the same time?
- Thanks, Luna.

749
00:30:00.059 --> 00:30:04.541
I wasn't picturing it,
and now I'm picturing it.

750
00:30:04.585 --> 00:30:07.849
- It's all so scary.
- Well, listen, everybody.

751
00:30:07.893 --> 00:30:11.418
I mean, I'm sure
that woman got some help

752
00:30:11.461 --> 00:30:13.289
and is feeling much better.

753
00:30:13.333 --> 00:30:15.204
- I don't think she did.

754
00:30:15.248 --> 00:30:17.903
- As for us, listen,
we're going to be great, okay?

755
00:30:17.946 --> 00:30:19.165
Don't worry, gang.

756
00:30:19.208 --> 00:30:21.080
We're gonna have
a great Christmas, huh?

757
00:30:21.123 --> 00:30:23.038
I'll whip up a Lynn-tastic
Christmas Eve dinner,

758
00:30:23.082 --> 00:30:24.953
and then we have
the lighting of the Royal Woods

759
00:30:24.997 --> 00:30:26.346
Christmas tree
to look forward to tonight.

760
00:30:26.389 --> 00:30:28.304
Huh?
Lily?

761
00:30:28.348 --> 00:30:31.307
- Ready!
- See, "weddy"!

762
00:30:31.351 --> 00:30:32.874
So let's all put on
our Christmas finest

763
00:30:32.918 --> 00:30:35.137
and get all dressed up
to honor Lily.

764
00:30:35.181 --> 00:30:36.530
Huh?
It'll be fun.

765
00:30:36.573 --> 00:30:37.270
[indistinct
disappointed chatter]

766
00:30:37.313 --> 00:30:39.054
- But bikinis!

767
00:30:39.098 --> 00:30:40.664
- What about my tan?
- I want to go to Miami!

768
00:30:40.708 --> 00:30:45.844
- Hey, cheer up, everyone.
Christmas here won't be so bad.

769
00:30:45.887 --> 00:30:46.975
- Worst Christmas ever.
- Right?

770
00:30:47.019 --> 00:30:48.716
- Right you are, Mom.

771
00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:50.152
I'm going to go get dressed up

772
00:30:50.196 --> 00:30:51.806
for the Christmas tree lighting
right now.

773
00:30:51.850 --> 00:30:53.155
Great idea, Dad.

774
00:30:53.199 --> 00:30:54.243
[whistling melody]
- [laughs]

775
00:30:54.287 --> 00:30:55.941
- Oh.

776
00:30:55.984 --> 00:30:58.857
- [continues whistling]

777
00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:01.903
- How cool was Rip Hardcore?

778
00:31:01.947 --> 00:31:03.774
- The absolute coolest.

779
00:31:03.818 --> 00:31:06.038
- We're, like, one sharkodile
degree of separation

780
00:31:06.081 --> 00:31:07.909
from the master
of wilderness himself.

781
00:31:07.953 --> 00:31:10.085
- It's almost
too much to comprehend.

782
00:31:11.086 --> 00:31:12.696
- Was your family upset
that they got

783
00:31:12.740 --> 00:31:14.176
their Christmas plans canceled?

784
00:31:14.220 --> 00:31:15.612
- Once my family
is all together

785
00:31:15.656 --> 00:31:17.353
tomorrow for Christmas,

786
00:31:17.397 --> 00:31:20.269
they won't even remember what
they were disappointed about.

787
00:31:20.313 --> 00:31:23.751
Christmas is officially saved.

788
00:31:23.794 --> 00:31:28.408
♪

789
00:31:28.451 --> 00:31:32.455
- [shivering]
Twenty miles, babe.

790
00:31:32.499 --> 00:31:35.502
[engine sputtering]

791
00:31:35.545 --> 00:31:38.287
- What--what's wrong?

792
00:31:40.420 --> 00:31:44.163
- Uh-oh, no more gas.

793
00:31:49.777 --> 00:31:50.691
- Bobby.

794
00:31:52.693 --> 00:31:54.303
- Hey, mini Louds!
Dinner is almost ready.

795
00:31:54.347 --> 00:31:55.348
- Down in a second!

796
00:31:58.003 --> 00:32:00.788
- Pull yourself together,
Mr. Sprinkles.

797
00:32:00.831 --> 00:32:02.659
There will be other pageants.

798
00:32:04.183 --> 00:32:05.401
- Hey, Lola.

799
00:32:05.445 --> 00:32:06.881
You getting ready
for the tree lighting?

800
00:32:06.925 --> 00:32:08.578
- I'm not going.

801
00:32:08.622 --> 00:32:10.189
The Little Miss Citrus Pageant

802
00:32:10.232 --> 00:32:11.842
was going to be
a career highlight for me.

803
00:32:11.886 --> 00:32:13.714
Now I'll probably
never get to wear

804
00:32:13.757 --> 00:32:15.672
that beautiful orange sash.

805
00:32:15.716 --> 00:32:17.936
- Well, at least you can
still have a Christmas pageant

806
00:32:17.979 --> 00:32:19.154
right here at home.

807
00:32:19.198 --> 00:32:20.895
- Don't patronize me, Lincoln.

808
00:32:23.550 --> 00:32:25.726
- Hey, Lynn,
want to try that tackle again?

809
00:32:25.769 --> 00:32:27.467
I'm heading into the end zone.

810
00:32:27.510 --> 00:32:29.077
- Now that I'm not gonna see
the Dolphins,

811
00:32:29.121 --> 00:32:30.905
I don't feel like
playing football anymore.

812
00:32:30.949 --> 00:32:33.516
[rock music]

813
00:32:33.560 --> 00:32:37.172
- ♪ No presents
tucked under the tree ♪

814
00:32:37.216 --> 00:32:39.435
- Luna?
- Oh.

815
00:32:41.263 --> 00:32:44.353
Hey, little bro.
- Are you crying?

816
00:32:44.397 --> 00:32:46.051
- Sam broke up with me

817
00:32:46.094 --> 00:32:47.748
because I picked jamming
with Mick Swagger

818
00:32:47.791 --> 00:32:49.271
over going skiing with her.

819
00:32:49.315 --> 00:32:52.622
- What?
That wasn't supposed to happen.

820
00:32:52.666 --> 00:32:55.451
I mean, I'm so sorry
that that happened.

821
00:32:55.495 --> 00:32:59.020
- ♪ Christmas time
is when our hearts are free ♪

822
00:32:59.064 --> 00:33:02.719
♪ But if I ain't with you,
I'm in misery ♪

823
00:33:02.763 --> 00:33:07.159
♪ My heart is dead

824
00:33:07.202 --> 00:33:10.162
[sobbing]

825
00:33:11.990 --> 00:33:14.514
- Leni, are you okay?
- No!

826
00:33:14.557 --> 00:33:16.342
- Why aren't you dressed
in your super special

827
00:33:16.385 --> 00:33:18.213
Christmas outfit?

828
00:33:18.257 --> 00:33:20.476
- I'm not really
in the Christmas mood anymore.

829
00:33:20.520 --> 00:33:23.392
I don't know what's worse,
that I miss Tanya

830
00:33:23.436 --> 00:33:25.133
or that I got fired
for losing her.

831
00:33:25.177 --> 00:33:27.570
- You got fired?

832
00:33:27.614 --> 00:33:29.572
- The boss said I should have
caught whoever stole her.

833
00:33:29.616 --> 00:33:32.227
I really let Tanya down.

834
00:33:33.837 --> 00:33:37.276
Wherever she is,
I hope she has her cover-up.

835
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:39.930
[sobbing]

836
00:33:39.974 --> 00:33:41.454
- Hops!

837
00:33:41.497 --> 00:33:44.848
It's your favorite sink.
Snap out of it, buddy.

838
00:33:45.893 --> 00:33:46.937
- What's wrong, Lana?

839
00:33:49.027 --> 00:33:51.768
- Ever since I broke the news
that we weren't going to Miami,

840
00:33:51.812 --> 00:33:54.206
Hops fell into a frog slump.

841
00:33:54.249 --> 00:33:55.946
[frog croaks]

842
00:33:55.990 --> 00:33:57.948
I can't even get him
to swim in the sink.

843
00:34:00.125 --> 00:34:02.649
It's not gonna be
a merry Christmas now.

844
00:34:05.521 --> 00:34:07.480
- [loudly blowing nose]

845
00:34:07.523 --> 00:34:09.482
- Luan, are you okay?

846
00:34:09.525 --> 00:34:12.920
- Pop Pop just called
to cancel my Christmas Day gig.

847
00:34:12.963 --> 00:34:14.922
Who hires you
to bring merriment and cheer

848
00:34:14.965 --> 00:34:17.533
and then fires you
for no good reason at all?

849
00:34:17.577 --> 00:34:19.927
- I don't know.
Who?

850
00:34:19.970 --> 00:34:22.103
- It's not a joke,
Mr. Coconuts.

851
00:34:22.147 --> 00:34:23.496
- I'm sure
you'll go some other time.

852
00:34:23.539 --> 00:34:25.237
- No, I won't.

853
00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:28.718
Because I'm never speaking
to Pop Pop again.

854
00:34:28.762 --> 00:34:31.460
I might as well
quit comedy too.

855
00:34:31.504 --> 00:34:33.810
I clearly lost my touch.

856
00:34:33.854 --> 00:34:36.726
- But hey, what about me?
What will I --

857
00:34:36.770 --> 00:34:39.381
- It's not all about you,
Mr. Coconuts!

858
00:34:39.425 --> 00:34:43.168
- I'm canceling Christmas.
- I want to be in Miami.

859
00:34:43.211 --> 00:34:46.649
- My life is ruined!
- Tanya!

860
00:34:46.693 --> 00:34:48.303
- Worst Christmas ever.

861
00:34:48.347 --> 00:34:50.000
[soft dramatic music]

862
00:34:55.528 --> 00:34:58.922
- I was just really looking
forward to our trip to Miami.

863
00:34:58.966 --> 00:35:01.055
We work so hard all year.

864
00:35:01.099 --> 00:35:02.622
- I know, hon.
I know.

865
00:35:02.665 --> 00:35:04.624
A break
sure would have been nice.

866
00:35:04.667 --> 00:35:07.148
- Mm-hmm.
- Some other time, maybe, huh?

867
00:35:07.192 --> 00:35:11.848
- I sure hope so.
- Maybe when we retire.

868
00:35:11.892 --> 00:35:13.154
- [chuckles]

869
00:35:13.198 --> 00:35:16.462
- Hello, Lincoln.
- Ah, you scared me!

870
00:35:16.505 --> 00:35:19.987
- You're welcome.
Everyone is so sad.

871
00:35:22.337 --> 00:35:25.427
- Everybody, please!
Downstairs family meeting!

872
00:35:25.471 --> 00:35:27.603
- I thought we were the only
ones allowed to do that.

873
00:35:27.647 --> 00:35:28.996
- Hm.
- Lisa.

874
00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:30.345
- What is it, Lisa?
- What's wrong?

875
00:35:30.389 --> 00:35:31.955
- What is it now?
- Lisa.

876
00:35:31.999 --> 00:35:33.348
- What is it, Lisa?
- Come on, Lisa.

877
00:35:33.392 --> 00:35:35.524
- Lisa, what's wrong?

878
00:35:35.568 --> 00:35:37.135
- On the contrary, Mother.

879
00:35:37.178 --> 00:35:39.833
Everything is very right
because of this.

880
00:35:39.876 --> 00:35:41.748
- Everything is right
because of hairspray?

881
00:35:41.791 --> 00:35:42.923
- No, Leni.

882
00:35:42.966 --> 00:35:44.707
what I hold here
is the potential

883
00:35:44.751 --> 00:35:46.361
for us to still go to Miami.

884
00:35:46.405 --> 00:35:47.493
- What?
- Miami?

885
00:35:47.536 --> 00:35:49.408
- Miami!
- Miami!

886
00:35:49.451 --> 00:35:52.933
- It's a carefully calibrated
mixture of immobilizing agents!

887
00:35:52.976 --> 00:35:56.632
Street name--
Sharkodile tranquilizing spray.

888
00:35:56.676 --> 00:35:58.156
- Ooh!
- That sounds very fancy.

889
00:35:58.199 --> 00:35:59.853
- Sharkodile
tranquilizing spray?

890
00:35:59.896 --> 00:36:01.071
That sounds
incredibly dangerous.

891
00:36:01.115 --> 00:36:02.856
Am I right?

892
00:36:02.899 --> 00:36:04.553
- Here, let me see it.
- No, I want to see it!

893
00:36:04.597 --> 00:36:05.902
- No, I have it!
- Come on!

894
00:36:05.946 --> 00:36:08.818
- Guys, stop!
- I want the hairspray!

895
00:36:08.862 --> 00:36:10.342
- Give it back!
- How does it work exactly?

896
00:36:10.385 --> 00:36:13.301
- Miami, here we come.
- Dad, does that even work?

897
00:36:13.345 --> 00:36:16.391
[spray hisses]
- Whoa.

898
00:36:16.435 --> 00:36:17.610
- Oh!
- [coughs]

899
00:36:17.653 --> 00:36:19.046
- [screams]
- Oh.

900
00:36:19.089 --> 00:36:20.395
- Dad?
- What's going on?

901
00:36:20.439 --> 00:36:22.832
- Dad, I'm so sorry!
Are you okay?

902
00:36:22.876 --> 00:36:26.271
- Uh-oh.
- Dad, Dad?

903
00:36:26.314 --> 00:36:28.447
- Yeah, yeah.
I think I am buddy.

904
00:36:28.490 --> 00:36:30.057
[all sigh]

905
00:36:30.100 --> 00:36:31.754
- It doesn't work.
- Sorry, Lis.

906
00:36:31.798 --> 00:36:32.625
Looks like
your invention didn't work.

907
00:36:32.668 --> 00:36:34.235
Such a bummer.

908
00:36:34.279 --> 00:36:35.758
I really wanted
to go to Bababi.

909
00:36:35.802 --> 00:36:38.021
- Huh?
- Is he all right?

910
00:36:39.762 --> 00:36:41.677
- Bababi.
[clears throat]

911
00:36:41.721 --> 00:36:43.810
That was meird.
[chuckles]

912
00:36:43.853 --> 00:36:47.248
- Honey, are you okay?
- Beh, I'm bine.

913
00:36:47.292 --> 00:36:48.684
Bine.
Buh.

914
00:36:48.728 --> 00:36:51.339
I'm buh-ine.
[laughs]

915
00:36:51.383 --> 00:36:52.949
Babine.
- Okay, Dad?

916
00:36:52.993 --> 00:36:54.386
- There's something wrong
with my bips.

917
00:36:54.429 --> 00:36:55.822
There's something--
what's wrong with my bips?

918
00:36:55.865 --> 00:36:57.258
'Cause I don't think
I can beh-beh my bips.

919
00:36:57.302 --> 00:36:58.607
I can't--

920
00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:02.698
Baht's wrong with my body?

921
00:37:02.742 --> 00:37:04.570
My bibe.
What's wrong with my bibe, bib.

922
00:37:04.613 --> 00:37:06.136
What's wrong with my bibe, bib?

923
00:37:06.180 --> 00:37:09.052
[speaking gibberish]

924
00:37:11.054 --> 00:37:13.100
[gasps]
My baps!

925
00:37:13.143 --> 00:37:16.408
I can't feel my baps.
I can't feel my baps.

926
00:37:16.451 --> 00:37:19.324
- Dad, that's not normal.
- They're like bib old bippers.

927
00:37:19.367 --> 00:37:22.283
I can't feel
my baps or my baba

928
00:37:22.327 --> 00:37:23.502
or my bips.

929
00:37:23.545 --> 00:37:24.590
I can't--
[screams]

930
00:37:24.633 --> 00:37:25.939
[all scream]

931
00:37:25.982 --> 00:37:29.334
I can't--ooh, that feels bood.
[laughs]

932
00:37:29.377 --> 00:37:32.641
Boo, hey, baby.
[laughs]

933
00:37:32.685 --> 00:37:33.773
Boo, boo, ba-boo, boo.

934
00:37:35.514 --> 00:37:37.733
Boop.
[laughs]

935
00:37:37.777 --> 00:37:40.345
- Lisa, help him.
- I can't.

936
00:37:40.388 --> 00:37:42.434
It just has to wear off.

937
00:37:42.477 --> 00:37:44.218
- Well, how long is that?
- [screams]

938
00:37:44.262 --> 00:37:46.089
[all gasp and scream]

939
00:37:46.133 --> 00:37:48.788
- Bime all might!
[laughs]

940
00:37:48.831 --> 00:37:50.572
- It's in beta test.

941
00:37:50.616 --> 00:37:51.747
- That was a good pratfall.

942
00:37:51.791 --> 00:37:53.183
[phone ringing]
- I can't beb up.

943
00:37:53.227 --> 00:37:55.229
- Dad, are you okay?
- Lori.

944
00:37:55.273 --> 00:37:57.405
- Hi, Mom!
- Where are you?

945
00:37:57.449 --> 00:37:59.277
And why do you look so cold?

946
00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:01.148
- Don't freak out,
but Bobby and I

947
00:38:01.191 --> 00:38:03.411
are kind of stranded
on the side of Route 23.

948
00:38:03.455 --> 00:38:04.934
- What?

949
00:38:04.978 --> 00:38:06.632
- I was coming home
to surprise you all,

950
00:38:06.675 --> 00:38:08.808
but Bobby's moped
ran out of gas.

951
00:38:08.851 --> 00:38:10.723
- Hi, Mrs. L!

952
00:38:10.766 --> 00:38:14.814
Feliz Nochebuena!
My bad about the gas.

953
00:38:14.857 --> 00:38:16.729
- Will you please
come pick us up?

954
00:38:16.772 --> 00:38:18.513
[both shivering]

955
00:38:18.557 --> 00:38:20.123
Is there something
wrong with dad?

956
00:38:20.167 --> 00:38:23.431
- Bi, Bobby!
- Hey, Mr. L!

957
00:38:23.475 --> 00:38:26.042
- Dad will be fine.
- I'll be bine.

958
00:38:26.086 --> 00:38:28.741
- Stay where you are.
I am on my way.

959
00:38:28.784 --> 00:38:31.091
- I love your mom.

960
00:38:31.134 --> 00:38:32.440
- [singing gibberish]

961
00:38:32.484 --> 00:38:34.660
- I am going
to pick up Lori and Bobby.

962
00:38:34.703 --> 00:38:38.620
Please watch your father.
- [laughs]

963
00:38:38.664 --> 00:38:39.708
Bye!

964
00:38:39.752 --> 00:38:41.493
I'm gonna go mape binner!

965
00:38:41.536 --> 00:38:42.929
[together]
No!

966
00:38:42.972 --> 00:38:46.149
- Ah, my kitchen!
[laughs]

967
00:38:46.193 --> 00:38:47.847
- Kitchen!
- [laughing]

968
00:38:47.890 --> 00:38:49.239
No.
- Oh, no.

969
00:38:49.283 --> 00:38:51.154
- No.
- Whoa, whoa, Dad.

970
00:38:51.198 --> 00:38:52.504
Pots and pans
don't belong on the floor.

971
00:38:52.547 --> 00:38:53.983
- Clyde?

972
00:38:54.027 --> 00:38:55.420
- Uh, Lincoln,
you better turn on

973
00:38:55.463 --> 00:38:56.899
the local news right now!

974
00:38:56.943 --> 00:38:59.859
[dramatic music]

975
00:38:59.902 --> 00:39:02.470
♪

976
00:39:02.514 --> 00:39:04.167
- What you are
about to witness

977
00:39:04.211 --> 00:39:06.605
is footage
taken just hours ago.

978
00:39:08.520 --> 00:39:10.260
- The hybrid animal is here?

979
00:39:10.304 --> 00:39:11.697
[dramatic music]

980
00:39:11.740 --> 00:39:13.307
Oh, no.
- Is that the sharkodile?

981
00:39:13.351 --> 00:39:16.049
- He's here?
- That's a her.

982
00:39:16.092 --> 00:39:18.486
- It's here now?
- Sharkodile in the woods.

983
00:39:18.530 --> 00:39:20.619
- I should have
listened to Clyde.

984
00:39:22.490 --> 00:39:24.187
- You sure it's okay
to hide this thing

985
00:39:24.231 --> 00:39:25.667
in the woods until later?

986
00:39:25.711 --> 00:39:28.453
- What could possibly happen?
- Okay.

987
00:39:28.496 --> 00:39:35.416
♪

988
00:39:37.505 --> 00:39:40.943
- I'm here with a woman
identifying herself as Scoots.

989
00:39:40.987 --> 00:39:42.510
Ms. Scoots.

990
00:39:42.554 --> 00:39:44.164
- I sold her a sweater today.

991
00:39:44.207 --> 00:39:45.687
- Can you tell us
please what happened?

992
00:39:45.731 --> 00:39:48.342
- Sure, I was out
on a pudding run

993
00:39:48.386 --> 00:39:51.127
when I saw this sucker
going through the park,

994
00:39:51.171 --> 00:39:53.173
probably looking for someone
to chomp on.

995
00:39:53.216 --> 00:39:54.740
- Ah!
- Ugh!

996
00:39:54.783 --> 00:39:57.656
- Rip, Do you have any
expert advice for our viewers?

997
00:39:57.699 --> 00:40:01.137
- My main points of advice...
- [speaking gibberish]

998
00:40:01.181 --> 00:40:03.575
- One, do not leave any form
of meat hanging outside.

999
00:40:03.618 --> 00:40:07.448
Two, do not wear perfume
that smells like meat.

1000
00:40:08.971 --> 00:40:11.800
- Meak?
- Be aware.

1001
00:40:11.844 --> 00:40:14.760
- Sound, solid advice, Rip.
- Thank you, Katherine.

1002
00:40:14.803 --> 00:40:17.284
- Well, you heard it
here first, people.

1003
00:40:17.327 --> 00:40:20.330
The sharkodile
has come to town, our town.

1004
00:40:20.374 --> 00:40:22.028
An emergency curfew
has been put into place

1005
00:40:22.071 --> 00:40:23.551
for everyone's safety.

1006
00:40:23.595 --> 00:40:25.292
Sadly this means
this Christmas tree lighting

1007
00:40:25.335 --> 00:40:27.729
at the Royal Woods Mall
has been canceled.

1008
00:40:27.773 --> 00:40:30.515
[melancholic music]

1009
00:40:30.558 --> 00:40:33.779
- No light tree.

1010
00:40:33.822 --> 00:40:35.911
♪

1011
00:40:35.955 --> 00:40:39.349
- Oh, it's so not fair.
- No, worst Christmas ever.

1012
00:40:39.393 --> 00:40:41.177
- I can't believe
this is happening.

1013
00:40:41.221 --> 00:40:43.092
- In the meantime, if you
should see the sharkodile,

1014
00:40:43.136 --> 00:40:46.574
please call our tip hotline
at 555-0HNO.

1015
00:40:46.618 --> 00:40:50.056
That's 555-0-H-N-O.

1016
00:40:50.099 --> 00:40:51.579
This is Katherine Mulligan

1017
00:40:51.623 --> 00:40:54.277
reporting that Christmas
is officially ruined.

1018
00:40:54.321 --> 00:40:56.323
Stay safe, Royal Woods.
- Ruined is right.

1019
00:40:56.366 --> 00:40:58.499
- Aw, man.

1020
00:40:58.543 --> 00:41:01.720
- Mr. Coconuts.
- Worst Christmas ever.

1021
00:41:01.763 --> 00:41:03.461
- I can't believe I'm missing
my pageant over this.

1022
00:41:03.504 --> 00:41:04.723
- This is such
a bummer, you guys.

1023
00:41:04.766 --> 00:41:07.247
- Come in, Clyde.
We have to save Christmas.

1024
00:41:07.290 --> 00:41:08.770
Didn't we do that already?

1025
00:41:08.814 --> 00:41:10.729
- I have to call
Katherine Mulligan's tip line

1026
00:41:10.772 --> 00:41:13.122
and tell her the truth that
the sharkodile is not real.

1027
00:41:13.166 --> 00:41:15.429
- Everyone,
and I mean everyone,

1028
00:41:15.473 --> 00:41:19.346
will hate you on Christmas.

1029
00:41:19.389 --> 00:41:22.697
- Clyde, Lily needs
to light that tree tonight.

1030
00:41:22.741 --> 00:41:25.657
- Oh, hold on.
Hello?

1031
00:41:25.700 --> 00:41:27.789
Have you seen the angry beast?

1032
00:41:27.833 --> 00:41:30.792
- Hi, yes, um,
I have seen the sharkodile...

1033
00:41:30.836 --> 00:41:32.402
- Ooh, get it.
Get it out.

1034
00:41:32.446 --> 00:41:33.839
Tell me.

1035
00:41:33.882 --> 00:41:38.278
-- Because it's me.
The sharkodile isn't real.

1036
00:41:38.321 --> 00:41:42.412
- Ugh, listen, kid,
this is a serious situation.

1037
00:41:42.456 --> 00:41:43.849
We don't have time
to play games

1038
00:41:43.892 --> 00:41:46.068
when people's lives
are at stake.

1039
00:41:46.112 --> 00:41:48.244
Ugh.

1040
00:41:48.288 --> 00:41:49.942
It was just some kid
playing a prank.

1041
00:41:49.985 --> 00:41:51.204
Load her up!

1042
00:41:51.247 --> 00:41:54.381
[soft dramatic music]

1043
00:41:54.424 --> 00:42:01.344
♪

1044
00:42:05.479 --> 00:42:08.221
- Okay, Sharkodile.
It's you and me.

1045
00:42:08.264 --> 00:42:10.179
- And me.

1046
00:42:10.223 --> 00:42:12.399
- Clyde?
What are you doing here?

1047
00:42:12.442 --> 00:42:14.619
- I had a hunch Katherine
wouldn't believe you.

1048
00:42:14.662 --> 00:42:16.577
I mean, you're just a kid.

1049
00:42:16.621 --> 00:42:18.666
- I'm gonna have
to ride the sharkodile

1050
00:42:18.710 --> 00:42:20.407
down to the Royal Woods Mall

1051
00:42:20.450 --> 00:42:22.452
to show Katherine Mulligan
that it's not real.

1052
00:42:22.496 --> 00:42:24.585
- You're not gonna do it alone.
- Really?

1053
00:42:24.629 --> 00:42:26.805
- What else would I
be doing on Christmas Eve?

1054
00:42:26.848 --> 00:42:28.415
- You could tell Santa
your Christmas list.

1055
00:42:28.458 --> 00:42:29.982
- No way.

1056
00:42:30.025 --> 00:42:33.376
Friends are way more important
than some silly gifts.

1057
00:42:33.420 --> 00:42:35.378
- You're my best friend,
Reindeer Clyde.

1058
00:42:35.422 --> 00:42:37.250
- And you're mine,
Christmas Humbug.

1059
00:42:39.644 --> 00:42:41.428
- Let's go right some wrongs.
- Yeah!

1060
00:42:43.561 --> 00:42:45.650
- I don't know how much longer
I can take this cold.

1061
00:42:45.693 --> 00:42:48.827
I'm so hungry, so weak.

1062
00:42:48.870 --> 00:42:55.181
♪

1063
00:42:55.224 --> 00:42:57.357
[gasps]
Vanzilla!

1064
00:42:59.185 --> 00:43:00.926
Mom!

1065
00:43:02.231 --> 00:43:04.016
- Thank goodness
you two are okay.

1066
00:43:07.497 --> 00:43:11.284
- Mom, you literally have
no idea what I've been through.

1067
00:43:11.327 --> 00:43:14.026
- Come get in the van
to warm up.

1068
00:43:14.069 --> 00:43:17.595
- Um, Mrs. L, can I ask you,
like, a really big favor?

1069
00:43:17.638 --> 00:43:19.074
- Okay.

1070
00:43:19.118 --> 00:43:20.641
- I still need
to make my abuela's

1071
00:43:20.685 --> 00:43:22.469
Christmas tamale delivery

1072
00:43:22.512 --> 00:43:25.820
for her hairdresser,
or she'll kill me.

1073
00:43:25.864 --> 00:43:28.997
- You had food
in that thing all along?

1074
00:43:29.041 --> 00:43:30.651
- Uh...

1075
00:43:30.695 --> 00:43:34.002
- What do you need?
- A gas station?

1076
00:43:38.267 --> 00:43:40.748
- Katherine and her news team
are at the Royal Woods Mall.

1077
00:43:40.792 --> 00:43:43.011
We've got to get to them.
- Let's do it.

1078
00:43:43.055 --> 00:43:48.756
♪

1079
00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:51.672
- Oh, you're mine, sharkodile.
You're mine.

1080
00:43:51.716 --> 00:43:58.592
♪

1081
00:44:02.030 --> 00:44:03.205
[phone rings]

1082
00:44:03.249 --> 00:44:04.772
- Hello.
This is Katherine Mulligan.

1083
00:44:04.816 --> 00:44:06.556
- Katherine!
I found the sharkodile.

1084
00:44:06.600 --> 00:44:08.210
Whoo-hoo!

1085
00:44:08.254 --> 00:44:09.864
I sent you the link
to my drone.

1086
00:44:09.908 --> 00:44:11.779
I need you to start
streaming the footage.

1087
00:44:11.823 --> 00:44:13.259
I'm hot on the beast's tale.

1088
00:44:13.302 --> 00:44:15.740
- Be careful, Rip!
Get the feed up!

1089
00:44:15.783 --> 00:44:17.132
It's go time!

1090
00:44:17.176 --> 00:44:20.092
[dramatic music]

1091
00:44:20.135 --> 00:44:27.316
♪

1092
00:44:29.101 --> 00:44:30.406
- We'll save time if we cut
through the neighborhood.

1093
00:44:31.799 --> 00:44:33.671
- Okay.
Turn here.

1094
00:44:35.716 --> 00:44:37.544
- [laughs]
I've got you cornered!

1095
00:44:37.587 --> 00:44:40.503
♪

1096
00:44:40.547 --> 00:44:42.462
- Oh, you can run,
but you can't hide.

1097
00:44:44.464 --> 00:44:46.248
Got you now.
[laughs]

1098
00:44:48.076 --> 00:44:51.123
- Oh, it's Rip Hardcore.
- Awesome!

1099
00:44:51.166 --> 00:44:52.690
- Here, I come, baby!

1100
00:44:54.517 --> 00:44:58.043
- Wait a second.
Is Rip hunting us?

1101
00:44:58.086 --> 00:45:00.610
[both scream]

1102
00:45:02.482 --> 00:45:03.918
- This is Katherine Mulligan
reporting live

1103
00:45:03.962 --> 00:45:05.746
from outside
the Royal Woods Mall

1104
00:45:05.790 --> 00:45:07.530
with real-time drone footage
of the sharkodile.

1105
00:45:07.574 --> 00:45:09.184
- What?

1106
00:45:09.228 --> 00:45:12.100
- It has left the woods
and is headed towards town.

1107
00:45:12.144 --> 00:45:14.799
He's in a residential
neighborhood, oh!

1108
00:45:14.842 --> 00:45:16.148
- Go right.

1109
00:45:16.191 --> 00:45:18.585
♪

1110
00:45:18.628 --> 00:45:20.239
- I've never seen
anything like this.

1111
00:45:20.282 --> 00:45:21.893
He's turned north.

1112
00:45:29.378 --> 00:45:31.206
- Ah!
Look out!

1113
00:45:31.250 --> 00:45:33.034
- I think that's my house!

1114
00:45:33.078 --> 00:45:35.167
- I think that's our house.

1115
00:45:35.210 --> 00:45:37.647
[both screaming]

1116
00:45:41.173 --> 00:45:42.652
[together]
That is our house!

1117
00:45:42.696 --> 00:45:48.615
♪

1118
00:45:48.658 --> 00:45:50.312
[all scream]

1119
00:45:52.445 --> 00:45:53.359
- Mom is gonna kill me.

1120
00:45:56.579 --> 00:46:00.409
- Best Christmas ever.
- In the name of science!

1121
00:46:00.453 --> 00:46:01.671
- Lisa, what are you doing?

1122
00:46:01.715 --> 00:46:02.934
- I filled this

1123
00:46:02.977 --> 00:46:04.587
with my sharkodile
tranquilizing spray.

1124
00:46:04.631 --> 00:46:06.459
I'm going
to capture the sharkodile

1125
00:46:06.502 --> 00:46:09.027
to study it for science!
- Lisa.

1126
00:46:09.070 --> 00:46:10.506
- I have just received word
that the sharkodile is headed

1127
00:46:10.550 --> 00:46:12.291
directly towards
the Royal Woods Mall.

1128
00:46:12.334 --> 00:46:14.206
- Not the mall!

1129
00:46:14.249 --> 00:46:15.729
- And it's dragging a very
unhappy Santa behind it.

1130
00:46:15.773 --> 00:46:18.601
- It's go time.
- Lisa, wait!

1131
00:46:18.645 --> 00:46:20.734
- Lisa!
- Lisa!

1132
00:46:20.778 --> 00:46:23.084
- Sharkodile!

1133
00:46:23.128 --> 00:46:25.347
- I'm, like,
so not okay with any of this!

1134
00:46:25.391 --> 00:46:27.393
- We have to go after Lisa.
- Huddle up!

1135
00:46:27.436 --> 00:46:30.048
♪

1136
00:46:30.091 --> 00:46:31.527
Three, two, one!

1137
00:46:31.571 --> 00:46:33.355
[together]
Save Lisa!

1138
00:46:33.399 --> 00:46:35.227
- Save Lisa.
- Let's go.

1139
00:46:35.270 --> 00:46:36.358
We have to get
to the Royal Woods Mall.

1140
00:46:36.402 --> 00:46:37.272
- Wait, wait, wait.

1141
00:46:39.187 --> 00:46:41.581
Where's Dad?

1142
00:46:41.624 --> 00:46:44.279
- [snoring]

1143
00:46:44.323 --> 00:46:45.846
Miami!

1144
00:46:52.374 --> 00:46:55.029
- Ew.
- Dad!

1145
00:46:55.073 --> 00:46:56.248
The sharkodile ripped down

1146
00:46:56.291 --> 00:46:57.510
all of our
Christmas decorations.

1147
00:46:57.553 --> 00:46:58.990
- And Lisa ran after it.

1148
00:46:59.033 --> 00:47:00.600
- And it's headed
to the Royal Woods Mall.

1149
00:47:00.643 --> 00:47:01.731
- Who did this to my kitchen?

1150
00:47:01.775 --> 00:47:04.473
There's pancakes
on the ceiling.

1151
00:47:04.517 --> 00:47:06.171
- [screams]
- We're coming, Lisa!

1152
00:47:06.214 --> 00:47:07.868
- Lisa!
- We're coming, Lisa!

1153
00:47:07.912 --> 00:47:10.349
- I don't understand
what's happening!

1154
00:47:10.392 --> 00:47:12.046
- All right, Dad,
but why are you crying?

1155
00:47:12.090 --> 00:47:13.831
- I don't know.
- Okay.

1156
00:47:13.874 --> 00:47:15.745
- I don't know why I'm crying.

1157
00:47:15.789 --> 00:47:17.965
♪

1158
00:47:18.009 --> 00:47:19.793
- This adventure
has gotten way out of hand.

1159
00:47:19.837 --> 00:47:22.404
- Way out of hand!

1160
00:47:23.884 --> 00:47:25.799
- Katherine,
it's coming right at you.

1161
00:47:25.843 --> 00:47:27.409
Get to high ground for safety.

1162
00:47:28.976 --> 00:47:30.238
- I'm going up on the roof.

1163
00:47:32.675 --> 00:47:35.591
No, you two stay down here.
You'll get better footage.

1164
00:47:39.944 --> 00:47:42.033
Listen up, people.

1165
00:47:42.076 --> 00:47:44.035
This is Katherine Mulligan.

1166
00:47:44.078 --> 00:47:45.863
I'm advising
a calm and orderly

1167
00:47:45.906 --> 00:47:47.560
evacuation of the mall.

1168
00:47:47.603 --> 00:47:49.301
The sharkodile is coming.

1169
00:47:49.344 --> 00:47:53.609
I repeat,
the sharkodile is coming!

1170
00:47:53.653 --> 00:47:56.656
[people screaming]

1171
00:47:56.699 --> 00:47:58.788
- Oh, I can't believe this.

1172
00:47:58.832 --> 00:48:01.269
- Believe it.
- We'll be home soon, honey.

1173
00:48:01.313 --> 00:48:02.836
- Thanks, Mom.

1174
00:48:02.880 --> 00:48:05.795
- [humming melody]

1175
00:48:13.716 --> 00:48:14.761
- Whoa!
- Oh!

1176
00:48:16.981 --> 00:48:18.765
- Are those
my Christmas lights?

1177
00:48:20.898 --> 00:48:23.248
And my Santa?

1178
00:48:26.642 --> 00:48:27.382
[knocks]

1179
00:48:27.426 --> 00:48:28.775
[both scream]

1180
00:48:28.818 --> 00:48:30.124
Lisa!

1181
00:48:30.168 --> 00:48:31.996
- I am commandeering
this vehicle, Mother.

1182
00:48:32.039 --> 00:48:37.436
♪

1183
00:48:37.479 --> 00:48:39.960
- Lisa, what's happening?

1184
00:48:40.004 --> 00:48:43.442
- Follow that sharkodile!

1185
00:48:43.485 --> 00:48:46.924
Greetings, older sibling.
- Uh, hi, Lisa.

1186
00:48:46.967 --> 00:48:48.012
- I don't think
it's a good idea

1187
00:48:48.055 --> 00:48:50.057
to follow a sharkodile.
- Mother!

1188
00:48:50.101 --> 00:48:52.451
It stole all of
your Christmas decorations

1189
00:48:52.494 --> 00:48:54.453
and your Santa!

1190
00:48:54.496 --> 00:48:59.066
- Let's get the sucker.
- Go, go!

1191
00:48:59.110 --> 00:49:00.894
- It is moving fast.

1192
00:49:00.938 --> 00:49:03.853
This is Katherine Mulligan,
and we are still here live.

1193
00:49:03.897 --> 00:49:07.422
I see it, the sharkodile!
It's coming right towards us!

1194
00:49:10.556 --> 00:49:13.472
- Go, sharkodile!
[laughs]

1195
00:49:13.515 --> 00:49:14.821
- We're so close!

1196
00:49:14.864 --> 00:49:17.432
- Run away, people!
Run away!

1197
00:49:20.218 --> 00:49:21.915
- Hey, no, come on.
- What are you doing?

1198
00:49:21.959 --> 00:49:24.004
- Seriously?
- Keep filming!

1199
00:49:24.048 --> 00:49:28.791
♪

1200
00:49:28.835 --> 00:49:30.837
- I see Katherine Mulligan!

1201
00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:33.144
- Let's punch it,
Christmas Humbug!

1202
00:49:33.187 --> 00:49:35.885
- Katherine,
I'm the sharkodile!

1203
00:49:35.929 --> 00:49:40.281
♪

1204
00:49:40.325 --> 00:49:41.587
- Got you!

1205
00:49:41.630 --> 00:49:43.676
[both scream]

1206
00:49:43.719 --> 00:49:46.548
[tires squeal]
- [grunts]

1207
00:49:46.592 --> 00:49:47.723
- Go get him!

1208
00:49:50.074 --> 00:49:53.033
It looks like it's heading
straight into the mall.

1209
00:49:53.077 --> 00:49:54.556
all: Ooh!

1210
00:49:54.600 --> 00:49:56.167
- Ah, yeah.
[laughs]

1211
00:49:56.210 --> 00:49:58.865
[both screaming]

1212
00:50:07.787 --> 00:50:10.920
- Lincoln, what do we do?
- Pedal!

1213
00:50:10.964 --> 00:50:12.661
Pedal like your life
depends on it.

1214
00:50:12.705 --> 00:50:15.534
I can't see very well.
- Look out!

1215
00:50:15.577 --> 00:50:17.840
[both scream]

1216
00:50:17.884 --> 00:50:19.799
We're hitting everything!

1217
00:50:21.888 --> 00:50:24.717
Where are we going?
- I don't know!

1218
00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:25.935
- Ah!

1219
00:50:29.113 --> 00:50:31.289
Hang tight, mate.

1220
00:50:35.771 --> 00:50:37.860
I've been a good boy this year.
[laughs]

1221
00:50:37.904 --> 00:50:40.080
- Come on!
- Come on, hurry!

1222
00:50:40.124 --> 00:50:43.257
- Go!
- Go, go, go!

1223
00:50:43.301 --> 00:50:44.693
- Go!
- Come on!

1224
00:50:44.737 --> 00:50:46.086
- I have to save
the sharkodile!

1225
00:50:46.130 --> 00:50:48.784
- Lori, hurry!

1226
00:50:48.828 --> 00:50:50.134
[together]
Lori and Mom!

1227
00:50:50.177 --> 00:50:51.439
- No time for hellos!

1228
00:50:51.483 --> 00:50:52.875
Lisa ran inside
after the sharkodile!

1229
00:50:52.919 --> 00:50:54.181
- [gasps]
- What?

1230
00:50:54.225 --> 00:50:55.835
- Let's go get Lis!

1231
00:50:55.878 --> 00:50:57.750
- Why are we running
towards the sharky thingy?

1232
00:50:57.793 --> 00:51:00.970
[tranquil festive music]

1233
00:51:01.014 --> 00:51:01.971
♪

1234
00:51:02.015 --> 00:51:04.974
[both screaming]

1235
00:51:05.018 --> 00:51:07.977
[dramatic music]

1236
00:51:08.021 --> 00:51:11.242
♪

1237
00:51:11.285 --> 00:51:12.852
- It's the end of the line
for you, Reindeer Clyde.

1238
00:51:12.895 --> 00:51:13.592
You've earned it.

1239
00:51:13.635 --> 00:51:15.420
[tires screech]

1240
00:51:20.338 --> 00:51:21.948
- Santa!

1241
00:51:21.991 --> 00:51:23.732
Nonstick pans,
a silicone baking set,

1242
00:51:23.776 --> 00:51:26.474
a bread maker, an air fryer,
a 6-speed tilt-head food mixer,

1243
00:51:26.518 --> 00:51:27.736
Rip Hardcore's new book,

1244
00:51:27.780 --> 00:51:30.348
an Ace Savvy comforter set.
Oh, no.

1245
00:51:30.391 --> 00:51:32.176
- What am I doing?

1246
00:51:32.219 --> 00:51:35.135
[upbeat music]

1247
00:51:35.179 --> 00:51:36.789
♪

1248
00:51:36.832 --> 00:51:38.660
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!

1249
00:51:38.704 --> 00:51:40.488
No, no, no, no, no, no!

1250
00:51:40.532 --> 00:51:42.316
No, no, no, no, no!

1251
00:51:42.360 --> 00:51:43.926
♪

1252
00:51:43.970 --> 00:51:45.711
No!

1253
00:51:45.754 --> 00:51:49.541
♪

1254
00:51:49.584 --> 00:51:52.326
- Lincoln!
- [grunts]

1255
00:51:52.370 --> 00:51:54.676
Oh, no!
Oh, reindeer!

1256
00:51:54.720 --> 00:51:57.636
Oh!
[grunts]

1257
00:52:00.813 --> 00:52:03.598
- [laughs]
I'm just gonna go now.

1258
00:52:05.383 --> 00:52:06.993
- Oh, it's like
Armageddon in here.

1259
00:52:07.036 --> 00:52:09.952
Come on.
Okay, we've got this.

1260
00:52:14.000 --> 00:52:16.133
- This sharkodile
belongs to science!

1261
00:52:16.176 --> 00:52:18.178
- Lisa, get back here
right this instant.

1262
00:52:18.222 --> 00:52:19.788
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1263
00:52:19.832 --> 00:52:21.486
[together]
Clyde!

1264
00:52:21.529 --> 00:52:23.705
- We've been searching
everywhere for you!

1265
00:52:23.749 --> 00:52:26.360
- I think I have
some explaining to do.

1266
00:52:26.404 --> 00:52:29.494
Oh, this is Santa.
- Oh, hello, Santa, thank you.

1267
00:52:29.537 --> 00:52:31.104
- Good to meet you.
- Come on, you sharkodile.

1268
00:52:31.148 --> 00:52:32.627
I'm ready for you.

1269
00:52:32.671 --> 00:52:34.325
- Get the shot.
Go.

1270
00:52:34.368 --> 00:52:37.241
[dramatic music]

1271
00:52:37.284 --> 00:52:44.204
♪

1272
00:52:47.251 --> 00:52:48.817
[together]
Lincoln?

1273
00:52:48.861 --> 00:52:50.123
[together]
Lincoln?

1274
00:52:50.167 --> 00:52:52.473
- Lincoln?
- Geez, Al.

1275
00:52:52.517 --> 00:52:55.781
What's up
with all your grandkids?

1276
00:52:55.824 --> 00:52:56.434
- Al.
- Oh.

1277
00:52:56.477 --> 00:52:58.131
- Al.

1278
00:53:00.177 --> 00:53:01.830
- [laughs]

1279
00:53:01.874 --> 00:53:04.268
I told you I had
some explaining to do.

1280
00:53:04.311 --> 00:53:05.834
- Lincoln?

1281
00:53:05.878 --> 00:53:07.793
Well, there goes
my Nobel Prize for science.

1282
00:53:07.836 --> 00:53:09.490
[water gun hisses]

1283
00:53:09.534 --> 00:53:11.492
Whoops.

1284
00:53:11.536 --> 00:53:13.668
- You're not a ferocious
cross-breed creature.

1285
00:53:13.712 --> 00:53:16.367
[together]
Three, two, one.

1286
00:53:16.410 --> 00:53:21.241
- You're a boy--babbily,
bibbily, babatha, batha,

1287
00:53:21.285 --> 00:53:24.853
bibbily bip, bibbily bip.
[laughs]

1288
00:53:24.897 --> 00:53:28.596
Bibbily bip baha.
I hit the bump.

1289
00:53:28.640 --> 00:53:30.119
[body thuds]

1290
00:53:31.773 --> 00:53:33.079
- Well, if I ever act
like that...

1291
00:53:33.122 --> 00:53:35.864
[chuckles]
Just, you know--

1292
00:53:35.908 --> 00:53:38.258
- Lori, you're home!
- Of course.

1293
00:53:38.302 --> 00:53:40.782
I couldn't miss
Christmas with my family.

1294
00:53:40.826 --> 00:53:45.352
- Lincoln, what happened?
Why are you the sharkodile?

1295
00:53:45.396 --> 00:53:46.919
- Yes.

1296
00:53:46.962 --> 00:53:50.314
I think that is the question
on everyone's mind.

1297
00:53:50.357 --> 00:53:53.230
- Lincoln, I think it's time
for you to start explaining.

1298
00:53:57.538 --> 00:53:59.236
- I made up this entire thing.

1299
00:53:59.279 --> 00:54:03.283
The sharkodile in Florida,
all of it.

1300
00:54:03.327 --> 00:54:04.545
That's not all.

1301
00:54:04.589 --> 00:54:07.722
And I lied to all of you.

1302
00:54:09.463 --> 00:54:10.986
Leni, I stole Tanya.

1303
00:54:13.119 --> 00:54:15.295
Lori, I tricked you
into coming home.

1304
00:54:15.339 --> 00:54:16.992
- What?

1305
00:54:17.036 --> 00:54:19.430
- Luna, Mick Swagger
isn't visiting.

1306
00:54:21.214 --> 00:54:24.739
Luan, I sabotaged
your gig at Sunset Canyon.

1307
00:54:24.783 --> 00:54:29.135
- Lincoln, why would you do
all of these horrible things?

1308
00:54:29.178 --> 00:54:33.487
- Wait!
Does that mean Tanya is okay?

1309
00:54:33.531 --> 00:54:37.883
- Yes.
- It's all so dark, Lincoln.

1310
00:54:37.926 --> 00:54:41.321
- You made me question
my comedic calling!

1311
00:54:41.365 --> 00:54:43.062
- But why, little bro?

1312
00:54:43.105 --> 00:54:44.933
Why would you mess
with your own fam like that?

1313
00:54:44.977 --> 00:54:48.023
[soft dramatic music]

1314
00:54:48.067 --> 00:54:50.983
- Because I wanted us all
to be together on Christmas.

1315
00:54:51.026 --> 00:54:54.291
It's the one time of the year
that I can count on

1316
00:54:54.334 --> 00:54:56.554
all of us being together.

1317
00:54:56.597 --> 00:54:59.948
I love my family.
I don't want us to break apart.

1318
00:54:59.992 --> 00:55:03.038
I got scared
that we were all growing up

1319
00:55:03.082 --> 00:55:05.824
and going our separate ways,

1320
00:55:05.867 --> 00:55:08.174
and if I could
take it all back, I would.

1321
00:55:08.217 --> 00:55:12.396
♪

1322
00:55:12.439 --> 00:55:15.355
- I understand.
- You do?

1323
00:55:15.399 --> 00:55:19.751
- I do too, bud.
- Growing up is hard.

1324
00:55:19.794 --> 00:55:24.059
Change is hard, but family--

1325
00:55:24.103 --> 00:55:26.366
family is forever, Lincoln.

1326
00:55:26.410 --> 00:55:29.238
[tender music]

1327
00:55:29.282 --> 00:55:30.544
- That's right.

1328
00:55:30.588 --> 00:55:33.373
We're always tied together
by our hearts,

1329
00:55:33.417 --> 00:55:34.853
no matter where we are.

1330
00:55:34.896 --> 00:55:36.289
- So you're not mad?

1331
00:55:36.333 --> 00:55:37.812
[decorations crash]

1332
00:55:39.466 --> 00:55:42.295
- Oh, oh, I would say
we're really angry...

1333
00:55:42.339 --> 00:55:43.818
- Well, there's a few things
to figure out.

1334
00:55:43.862 --> 00:55:45.385
- But I think we can
breathe through it.

1335
00:55:45.429 --> 00:55:48.475
- But no,

1336
00:55:48.519 --> 00:55:51.652
we're not mad
at where your heart was

1337
00:55:51.696 --> 00:55:53.393
to make you do all this.

1338
00:55:53.437 --> 00:55:54.873
♪

1339
00:55:54.916 --> 00:55:56.396
- I'm so sorry, everyone.

1340
00:55:58.006 --> 00:56:00.052
I'll do whatever it takes
to make things right.

1341
00:56:02.097 --> 00:56:05.318
- Bring it in.
Come on.

1342
00:56:05.362 --> 00:56:10.802
♪

1343
00:56:10.845 --> 00:56:12.978
- Oh.
- [laughs]

1344
00:56:13.021 --> 00:56:15.067
- Ooh.
- Aw.

1345
00:56:15.110 --> 00:56:19.158
- Ahem, on behalf
of all of Royal Woods,

1346
00:56:19.201 --> 00:56:21.769
I would like to know one thing.

1347
00:56:21.813 --> 00:56:24.729
[dramatic music]

1348
00:56:25.556 --> 00:56:28.080
Would anyone like
to light a Christmas tree?

1349
00:56:28.123 --> 00:56:31.039
[tender music]

1350
00:56:31.083 --> 00:56:32.301
- Tree!

1351
00:56:32.345 --> 00:56:34.303
- Tree!

1352
00:56:34.347 --> 00:56:36.436
[all cheer]

1353
00:56:36.480 --> 00:56:39.439
[festive music]

1354
00:56:39.483 --> 00:56:42.399
[cheers and applause]

1355
00:56:45.140 --> 00:56:47.055
- It's sparkly!

1356
00:56:47.099 --> 00:56:49.275
- Merry Christmas!
- Wow.

1357
00:56:49.318 --> 00:56:53.671
♪

1358
00:56:53.714 --> 00:56:55.281
[upbeat rock music]

1359
00:56:55.324 --> 00:56:56.413
- Let's rock!

1360
00:56:56.456 --> 00:56:57.936
♪

1361
00:56:57.979 --> 00:57:01.461
♪ It's Christmas time,
and our hearts are free ♪

1362
00:57:01.505 --> 00:57:04.725
♪ Presents tucked
underneath the tree now ♪

1363
00:57:04.769 --> 00:57:08.555
♪ It's the best day
of the best time of our lives ♪

1364
00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:10.818
- Yeah!
- Whoo!

1365
00:57:10.862 --> 00:57:14.779
- ♪ We're gonna celebrate
for all that we've got ♪

1366
00:57:14.822 --> 00:57:18.652
♪ Our hearts are tied
in one big Loud knot ♪

1367
00:57:18.696 --> 00:57:20.959
♪ We're spreading joy
all around the house ♪

1368
00:57:21.002 --> 00:57:23.178
♪ Tonight

1369
00:57:23.222 --> 00:57:25.050
♪

1370
00:57:25.093 --> 00:57:28.488
♪ Yeah, we're uniting
with love and good cheer ♪

1371
00:57:28.532 --> 00:57:31.535
♪ Opening doors,
so glad this day is here ♪

1372
00:57:31.578 --> 00:57:32.927
♪ All right

1373
00:57:32.971 --> 00:57:35.539
♪

1374
00:57:35.582 --> 00:57:36.714
[together]
♪ Rock the halls

1375
00:57:36.757 --> 00:57:38.585
♪ So bells will ring

1376
00:57:38.629 --> 00:57:42.328
♪ It's Christmas time,
and we're together forever ♪

1377
00:57:42.371 --> 00:57:45.679
♪ Left this time
for the world to sing ♪

1378
00:57:45.723 --> 00:57:48.900
♪ It's Christmas time,
and we're together forever ♪

1379
00:57:48.943 --> 00:57:51.772
♪ Sometimes you gotta scatter
to learn somehow ♪

1380
00:57:51.816 --> 00:57:53.426
- [singing gibberish]

1381
00:57:53.470 --> 00:57:55.559
- ♪ What matters is
we're gathered together now ♪

1382
00:57:55.602 --> 00:57:58.953
♪ Yeah, we're all
one Loud family ♪

1383
00:57:58.997 --> 00:58:00.607
[together]
♪ We know

1384
00:58:00.651 --> 00:58:02.740
♪ We're together forever

1385
00:58:02.783 --> 00:58:04.176
- [screams]

1386
00:58:04.219 --> 00:58:06.221
♪ Together
- ♪ Together

1387
00:58:06.265 --> 00:58:08.136
- ♪ Forever
- ♪ Forever

1388
00:58:08.180 --> 00:58:11.226
- ♪ Hearts will
forever be tied ♪

1389
00:58:11.270 --> 00:58:12.837
- ♪ Together
- ♪ Together

1390
00:58:12.880 --> 00:58:14.926
- ♪ Forever
- ♪ Forever

1391
00:58:14.969 --> 00:58:17.798
- ♪ Yeah, we're gonna party
all night ♪

1392
00:58:17.842 --> 00:58:19.626
♪ Together
- ♪ Together

1393
00:58:19.670 --> 00:58:21.585
- ♪ Forever
- ♪ Forever

1394
00:58:21.628 --> 00:58:24.979
♪ Merry Christmas

1395
00:58:25.023 --> 00:58:29.941
♪ Oh

1396
00:58:32.117 --> 00:58:33.031
- There you have it, folks.

1397
00:58:33.074 --> 00:58:34.380
A little boy's wish

1398
00:58:34.423 --> 00:58:36.643
to spend Christmas together
with his family.

1399
00:58:36.687 --> 00:58:38.776
This is Katherine Mulligan
saying it may

1400
00:58:38.819 --> 00:58:40.429
not be a white Christmas,

1401
00:58:40.473 --> 00:58:43.563
but it certainly will be
a merry one after all.

1402
00:58:43.607 --> 00:58:45.391
- One more time!

1403
00:58:45.434 --> 00:58:47.175
♪ Together
- ♪ Together

1404
00:58:47.219 --> 00:58:48.960
- ♪ Forever
- ♪ Forever

1405
00:58:49.003 --> 00:58:52.398
♪ Merry Christmas

1406
00:58:52.441 --> 00:58:54.574
♪ Oh

1407
00:58:54.618 --> 00:58:55.619
- Tree time.

1408
00:58:55.662 --> 00:58:58.535
[indistinct chatter]

1409
00:58:59.710 --> 00:59:01.886
[together]
It's yours.

1410
00:59:01.929 --> 00:59:04.889
[indistinct chatter]

1411
00:59:04.932 --> 00:59:06.760
[loud flatulence]

1412
00:59:06.804 --> 00:59:10.329
- [laughs]
I got you.

1413
00:59:10.372 --> 00:59:14.333
Prank 11 and prank 12.
"The 12 pranks of Christmas."

1414
00:59:15.813 --> 00:59:18.598
- [laughs]

1415
00:59:18.642 --> 00:59:22.384
- That's my granddaughter.
I'm so proud of you, honey.

1416
00:59:22.428 --> 00:59:24.648
- Rip's book!
- Rip's headband!

1417
00:59:24.691 --> 00:59:26.780
- Rip bros!

1418
00:59:26.824 --> 00:59:29.478
[indistinct chatter]

1419
00:59:32.177 --> 00:59:33.700
- Thanks for the pajamas, Leni.

1420
00:59:33.744 --> 00:59:35.876
- Tanya and I worked
supes hard on them.

1421
00:59:35.920 --> 00:59:37.530
The hat was Tanya's idea.

1422
00:59:37.574 --> 00:59:40.054
- More figgy pudding,
anyone, huh?

1423
00:59:40.098 --> 00:59:41.578
- Oh, honey.

1424
00:59:41.621 --> 00:59:43.884
- I'm good.
- All right, all right.

1425
00:59:43.928 --> 00:59:46.626
Later, okay.
[chuckles]

1426
00:59:46.670 --> 00:59:49.498
- As you can see,
things turned out for the best.

1427
00:59:49.542 --> 00:59:52.632
I have 300 hours
of community service,

1428
00:59:52.676 --> 00:59:55.026
but we got to spend
Christmas morning together.

1429
00:59:55.069 --> 00:59:57.985
And, in a few hours,
Luna is going skiing with Sam.

1430
00:59:58.029 --> 01:00:00.118
Luan has a double gig
at Sunset Canyon.

1431
01:00:00.161 --> 01:00:02.076
We're going to take Lori
back to college,

1432
01:00:02.120 --> 01:00:03.512
and then the rest of us
are going to--

1433
01:00:03.556 --> 01:00:04.731
- Miami!

1434
01:00:04.775 --> 01:00:08.213
[all cheer]

1435
01:00:08.256 --> 01:00:10.171
- Miami, here we come.

1436
01:00:10.215 --> 01:00:14.349
- Oh, Lincoln, sweetie.
We have one more gift for you.

1437
01:00:14.393 --> 01:00:16.090
- What?
Where is it?

1438
01:00:16.134 --> 01:00:17.918
- Check it out.

1439
01:00:17.962 --> 01:00:20.181
- What could it possibly be?
- Come on, Lincoln.

1440
01:00:20.225 --> 01:00:23.141
[upbeat music]

1441
01:00:23.184 --> 01:00:24.882
- [laughs]

1442
01:00:24.925 --> 01:00:26.971
- It's our sled!

1443
01:00:27.014 --> 01:00:28.799
- It was so kind
and so thoughtful for you

1444
01:00:28.842 --> 01:00:31.497
to come up with such
a special gift for the family.

1445
01:00:31.540 --> 01:00:32.933
- So we all chipped in
and fixed it

1446
01:00:32.977 --> 01:00:34.369
while you were asleep.

1447
01:00:34.413 --> 01:00:36.545
- You can't even tell it
was broken at all!

1448
01:00:38.635 --> 01:00:41.681
Thank you.
Too bad there's no snow.

1449
01:00:41.725 --> 01:00:44.553
- Oh, I wouldn't be so sure
of that, big brother.

1450
01:00:44.597 --> 01:00:47.687
Never underestimate
the power of science.

1451
01:00:47.731 --> 01:00:49.689
[explosion]

1452
01:00:49.733 --> 01:00:52.605
♪

1453
01:00:52.649 --> 01:00:55.782
- No way.
- Is this possible?

1454
01:00:55.826 --> 01:00:58.959
- It's so sparkly.
- Way to go, Lisa.

1455
01:00:59.003 --> 01:01:00.569
- Awesome.
- This is epic, Lisa.

1456
01:01:00.613 --> 01:01:02.093
♪

1457
01:01:02.136 --> 01:01:03.485
- Let's ride!

1458
01:01:03.529 --> 01:01:05.618
- Let us partake
in a freezy game!

1459
01:01:05.662 --> 01:01:07.707
- ♪ Oh, the presents
tucked under the tree ♪

1460
01:01:07.751 --> 01:01:11.493
♪ Oh, can you feel
that holiday energy? ♪

1461
01:01:11.537 --> 01:01:13.278
♪ It's the perfect time
of year ♪

1462
01:01:13.321 --> 01:01:15.367
♪ To me
when our noses are cold ♪

1463
01:01:15.410 --> 01:01:18.718
♪ But our hearts are free

1464
01:01:18.762 --> 01:01:21.678
♪ It's Christmas,
together forever ♪

1465
01:01:21.721 --> 01:01:23.462
♪ It'll be the best ever

1466
01:01:23.505 --> 01:01:26.030
♪ We're gonna bring it
this Christmas ♪

1467
01:01:26.073 --> 01:01:27.596
♪ Bring on the weather

1468
01:01:27.640 --> 01:01:29.424
♪ In your ugly sweaters

1469
01:01:29.468 --> 01:01:31.122
♪ Everybody sing, sing, sing

1470
01:01:31.165 --> 01:01:34.647
♪ Oh, oh

1471
01:01:34.691 --> 01:01:37.606
♪ It's Christmas time,
and it's gonna be wild ♪

1472
01:01:37.650 --> 01:01:40.174
♪ Oh, oh

1473
01:01:40.218 --> 01:01:43.743
♪ We're gonna have
the time of our lives ♪

1474
01:01:43.787 --> 01:01:45.919
♪ We'll be dancing
in the falling snow ♪

1475
01:01:45.963 --> 01:01:47.747
♪ When we're all aglow

1476
01:01:47.791 --> 01:01:50.010
♪ There's
a little bit of magic ♪

1477
01:01:50.054 --> 01:01:52.143
♪ All the bells
will do the jingling ♪

1478
01:01:52.186 --> 01:01:54.014
♪ And we're staying in

1479
01:01:54.058 --> 01:01:56.451
♪ While Santa Claus
is sleighing ♪

1480
01:01:56.495 --> 01:01:58.758
♪ It's Christmas

1481
01:01:58.802 --> 01:02:00.978
- Family is connected
by their hearts.

1482
01:02:01.021 --> 01:02:03.720
Even when we're apart,
we're not really apart.

1483
01:02:03.763 --> 01:02:05.634
I will miss
how things used to be,

1484
01:02:05.678 --> 01:02:07.636
but I'm really enjoying
how they are.

1485
01:02:07.680 --> 01:02:09.726
- ♪ Everybody
sing, sing, sing ♪

1486
01:02:09.769 --> 01:02:13.381
♪ Oh, oh, oh,
it's Christmas time ♪

1487
01:02:13.425 --> 01:02:16.036
- Let's hit Tall Timber Hill!

1488
01:02:16.080 --> 01:02:18.952
[all cheer]

1489
01:02:18.996 --> 01:02:20.388
- ♪ It's Christmas time,
and it's gonna get loud ♪

1490
01:02:20.432 --> 01:02:22.129
- Ready?

1491
01:02:22.173 --> 01:02:24.131
[together]
Ready!

1492
01:02:24.175 --> 01:02:25.959
[explosion]

1493
01:02:26.003 --> 01:02:28.135
- Science!

1494
01:02:28.179 --> 01:02:31.225
[all screaming]

1495
01:02:31.269 --> 01:02:34.141
- ♪ Whoa, whoa

1496
01:02:34.185 --> 01:02:37.014
♪ It's Christmas time,
so gather around ♪

1497
01:02:37.057 --> 01:02:40.365
♪ Oh, whoa

1498
01:02:40.408 --> 01:02:41.801
♪ It's Christmas time

1499
01:02:41.845 --> 01:02:44.064
♪ And it's gonna get loud

1500
01:02:46.153 --> 01:02:50.070
♪

1501
01:02:54.161 --> 01:02:58.078
♪

1502
01:03:02.169 --> 01:03:09.089
♪

1503
01:03:29.283 --> 01:03:36.421
♪

1504
01:03:41.905 --> 01:03:46.779
♪

1505
01:03:46.823 --> 01:03:50.217
- ♪ Hey, hey, it's Christmas

1506
01:03:50.261 --> 01:03:53.046
- ♪ Wake up,
it's Christmas morning ♪

1507
01:03:53.090 --> 01:03:56.049
♪ Snowflakes
just keep on falling ♪

1508
01:03:56.093 --> 01:03:59.052
♪ Put on
those matching jammies now ♪

1509
01:03:59.096 --> 01:04:01.185
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey

1510
01:04:01.228 --> 01:04:04.188
- ♪ The tree
is glowing bright ♪

1511
01:04:04.231 --> 01:04:06.799
♪ I could
barely sleep at night ♪

1512
01:04:06.843 --> 01:04:10.237
♪ This holiday
is rocking out ♪

1513
01:04:10.281 --> 01:04:12.109
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

1514
01:04:12.152 --> 01:04:14.981
- ♪ There's no present
like the present ♪

1515
01:04:15.025 --> 01:04:17.854
♪ When we're all here

1516
01:04:17.897 --> 01:04:20.813
♪ Christmas
is so much better ♪

1517
01:04:20.857 --> 01:04:23.207
♪ When we are all together

1518
01:04:23.250 --> 01:04:26.906
♪ So put your hands up
and shout ♪

1519
01:04:26.950 --> 01:04:28.603
- ♪ Hey, hey, it's Christmas

1520
01:04:28.647 --> 01:04:31.389
- ♪ Can't help
but feel so jolly ♪

1521
01:04:31.432 --> 01:04:34.174
♪ When you are next to me

1522
01:04:34.218 --> 01:04:36.829
♪ Christmas
is so much better ♪

1523
01:04:36.873 --> 01:04:39.440
♪ When we are all together

1524
01:04:39.484 --> 01:04:42.313
- ♪ Hey, hey, it's Christmas
- ♪ Yeah

1525
01:04:42.356 --> 01:04:44.837
♪ Christmas together





