1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,083 --> 00:00:04,666 (film running) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,821 --> 00:00:11,821 (upbeat jazz music) 5 00:02:07,550 --> 00:02:11,530 - This door doesn't work, we just go through here. 6 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:12,363 - Okay. 7 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:16,293 - Come on. - Thank you. 8 00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:24,190 - Oh my. - Yep. 9 00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:26,190 - Oh, goodness. - Got it? 10 00:02:28,307 --> 00:02:30,100 - Oh goodness, it's ridiculous. 11 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:32,030 Well, that has to get fixed. 12 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:34,450 - Oh, I don't know, makes for kind of a nice view. 13 00:02:34,450 --> 00:02:36,830 - I can't believe you live with it like that. 14 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:37,850 Why don't he fix it? 15 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:39,720 - It helps to keep out the riffraff. 16 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,240 - Riffraff? 17 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,380 - You know, those people who come to dinner, 18 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:46,010 one of them's allergic to gluten, the other to garlic, 19 00:02:46,010 --> 00:02:48,150 one's a vegetarian, one's a vegan. 20 00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:50,380 - I know what she means, like the kind of person 21 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:53,160 who insists on buying a single story house 22 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,014 and then spends all her time on the StairMaster. 23 00:02:56,014 --> 00:03:01,014 - What's that? - Mice. 24 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:04,164 - In the rooms. - This part's just the attic, 25 00:03:04,164 --> 00:03:06,520 the rooms are over there. 26 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,630 - Mice. - Yeah, 27 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:10,650 we've had a problem and David's gonna take care of it, 28 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:11,840 he'll be over in a bit. 29 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:12,958 - Who's David? 30 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:16,497 - He helped George with the cooking and the cleaning and- 31 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,850 - And pest control. - Well, sort of. 32 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:21,128 - Well, maybe we should get a professional. 33 00:03:21,128 --> 00:03:23,432 - I know a guy, I'll give him a call. 34 00:03:23,432 --> 00:03:26,760 Well, it's no coincidence that music and boos 35 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,570 are set down on bars, that was George. 36 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:34,750 - So, this is it. - You've never been? 37 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:36,840 - I guess we just let the years slip away. 38 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,810 - Well, let's be honest, she's riff, I'm raff. 39 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:43,470 - It wasn't like that, we talked on the phone a lot 40 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:44,552 and emails. 41 00:03:44,552 --> 00:03:48,007 I just always assumed it would be- 42 00:03:48,007 --> 00:03:49,352 - More. - I don't know. 43 00:03:49,352 --> 00:03:52,670 - Well, George wasn't into anything too frivolous, you know, 44 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:54,510 he thought this was too much. 45 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:57,582 - And that room, there's like nothing in it. 46 00:03:57,582 --> 00:04:00,233 - We used that for dancing. 47 00:04:04,338 --> 00:04:08,543 - To George. - To George. 48 00:04:08,543 --> 00:04:09,376 - To George. 49 00:04:09,376 --> 00:04:11,773 - [Gramps] A life fully lived. 50 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:17,240 - You know, he always spoke very fondly of you, 51 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:18,390 he was proud of you. 52 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:22,863 - Ah, by the time my ship came in, I was listing heavily 53 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,395 to the port. 54 00:04:24,395 --> 00:04:26,450 - I wished you could have brought Jax. 55 00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:28,490 - Oh, I know but his ear infection was so bad, 56 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:30,120 the doctor recommended against it. 57 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,527 I mean, the flight would have been excruciating. 58 00:04:32,527 --> 00:04:35,970 Although, I do feel guilty about leaving him with the nanny. 59 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:37,284 - I feel guilty just having a nanny. 60 00:04:37,284 --> 00:04:40,143 - Every Californian feels guilty about having a nanny. 61 00:04:40,143 --> 00:04:42,937 Every New Yorker feels guilty when they don't. 62 00:04:42,937 --> 00:04:45,028 - Well that gives us time to sort things out. 63 00:04:45,028 --> 00:04:47,097 - So, what do you think of Brooklyn? 64 00:04:47,097 --> 00:04:50,010 - Seems like all the guys wear fancy hairdos 65 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:51,765 and all the girls have tattoos. 66 00:04:51,765 --> 00:04:54,560 - Tattoos are like human bumper stickers. 67 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,630 - Yeah, it is a bit hipster out here. 68 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,236 - Well, I'm a total hipster, had both replaced. 69 00:04:59,236 --> 00:05:01,040 (Yvonne laughs) 70 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,043 - Please. - How was the drive? 71 00:05:03,043 --> 00:05:05,913 - I think I might have pulled a muscle in my middle finger. 72 00:05:05,913 --> 00:05:10,913 Did you know that Subaru is Japanese for super rude? 73 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:13,280 - I told you, you should let me drive. 74 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,450 - No, that's not gonna happen, 75 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:16,360 you're a registered traffic offender. 76 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,223 - Please. - And that Prius, 77 00:05:18,223 --> 00:05:22,930 I think their engineered to go slow in the fast lane. 78 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:26,220 All those old Volkswagen van drivers. 79 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:28,397 - Enough. - Oh, what? 80 00:05:28,397 --> 00:05:31,273 - Oh, it must be genetic. - It is. 81 00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:34,460 - Oh, wow, wow, a ballroom. 82 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:37,676 Hey, hey we made it, Mom. - Hi, James. 83 00:05:37,676 --> 00:05:39,093 - Oh. - Oh, buddy. 84 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,509 - Hey Dad, oh Dad. 85 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,750 Oh, Steven. - Hey buddy. 86 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,521 - Hey, hey, hey, sis. 87 00:05:50,521 --> 00:05:52,911 - Oh still looks good. 88 00:05:52,911 --> 00:05:56,863 - Hey, you got, oh my god, working out huh? 89 00:05:57,771 --> 00:05:59,340 - Oh, yeah, a bit. 90 00:05:59,340 --> 00:06:01,560 - Well, lifting? - Lifting, yeah, 91 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,188 and holding down doubt. 92 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:06,436 - Oh, this is David, David, come in here. 93 00:06:06,436 --> 00:06:08,633 Come in here, we met on the stoop, he's great. 94 00:06:08,633 --> 00:06:11,170 He did all of George's cooking and cleaning. 95 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:12,070 - And pest control. 96 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:14,170 - Cleans for like everyone famous around here. 97 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:17,657 Giving me a new idea, housekeepers of the rich and famous. 98 00:06:17,657 --> 00:06:19,255 - Oh, that'd be great, James, 99 00:06:19,255 --> 00:06:21,210 we'd watch that, right Gramps? 100 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:22,603 - A bit intellectual comparatively. 101 00:06:22,603 --> 00:06:23,971 - Oh. 102 00:06:23,971 --> 00:06:28,025 - Who needs a refresher? - Yes, please. 103 00:06:28,025 --> 00:06:33,025 - James, why don't we change that to domestic engineers 104 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:36,080 of the rich and famous. 105 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,330 - Yeah, yeah, I like that one. 106 00:06:38,330 --> 00:06:40,907 Oh, I love this place, so simplistic 107 00:06:40,907 --> 00:06:43,855 and the front door not working, I mean, 108 00:06:43,855 --> 00:06:48,855 oh and the ballroom, oh classic George, very hipster. 109 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,450 - Hey, I heard your new show got picked up? 110 00:06:51,450 --> 00:06:52,930 - Yes, very exciting. 111 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:53,763 - What is it? 112 00:06:53,763 --> 00:06:57,480 - Cooking with clairvoyance, I call it "Medium Rare." 113 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,367 - Well done, James. - No, medium rare. 114 00:07:00,367 --> 00:07:01,687 - Please. 115 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:03,780 - Well, at least half the cast is dead, 116 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:05,430 so you don't have to worry about. 117 00:07:06,489 --> 00:07:08,280 - [Man] Quickest way to get a show canceled. 118 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,470 - [Woman] Yeah, yeah, that show is gonna be a huge hit, 119 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:12,310 I know it all ready. - Different. 120 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:13,143 - [Woman] Fresh. 121 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:16,340 - Did you hear that? - What? 122 00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:20,250 - In the attic, it sounds like footsteps. 123 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:21,320 - I don't hear anything. 124 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,511 - Maybe just in your attic. 125 00:07:22,511 --> 00:07:25,028 - Maybe it's somebody from the afterlife 126 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:28,790 who wants to audition for cooking with clairvoyance. 127 00:07:28,790 --> 00:07:30,370 - You mean "Medium Rare." 128 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:31,940 - That's more than mice. 129 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:33,970 - Oh, no, it's definitely the mice. 130 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:35,503 - Are they chewing on the electrical cords? 131 00:07:35,503 --> 00:07:37,890 - Might needs some more bait, I'll go check. 132 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:38,723 - Want some help? 133 00:07:38,723 --> 00:07:40,772 - Another toast to George. 134 00:07:40,772 --> 00:07:45,124 - To George. - To a great man, 135 00:07:45,124 --> 00:07:50,124 a great musician and a great lover. 136 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,380 - Could have done without that last bit. 137 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:54,073 - To George. - To George. 138 00:07:55,599 --> 00:07:57,373 To George. - To George. 139 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,820 - Oh my god, another presidential alert, 140 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:05,945 Lama spotted in Brooklyn, eyes everywhere catch the SOB. 141 00:08:05,945 --> 00:08:09,360 - Jesus, I hope he makes it. 142 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,620 I can't believe that guy gave up everything. 143 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:14,120 - Well, everything except his good looks. 144 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,740 Oh, it's crazy times, new underground railroad, 145 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:19,040 Canada, the new north. 146 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,870 The guy's who's doing the most to reunite families 147 00:08:20,870 --> 00:08:22,700 put in prison on trumped up charges. 148 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,410 - Yeah, they're charging him with terrorism. 149 00:08:24,410 --> 00:08:29,410 They say that his escape is terrorizing the whole country. 150 00:08:29,807 --> 00:08:32,036 - He didn't escape, they accidentally let him out. 151 00:08:32,036 --> 00:08:34,730 - Maybe, I mean, half the guards are Hispanic, 152 00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:36,303 so there's a big investigation. 153 00:08:36,303 --> 00:08:38,980 - A well connected journalist could shed some light. 154 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:41,230 - It just feels like you're making a deal with the devil. 155 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,703 - Don't. - I mean, honestly, 156 00:08:42,703 --> 00:08:47,651 I just can't see helping that guy in any way. 157 00:08:47,651 --> 00:08:49,850 - Yeah, it's just for a little bit 158 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:51,151 then I'll write my own ticket. 159 00:08:51,151 --> 00:08:53,270 And just 'cause I'm working for him 160 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:54,450 doesn't mean I'm in his camp. 161 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,870 - So, you're just gonna be a subversive. 162 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:57,140 - No, I'm just doing a job, 163 00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:58,570 I'm just gonna get my foot in the door. 164 00:08:58,570 --> 00:09:00,793 - With Sean O'Reilly, I mean that guy 165 00:09:00,793 --> 00:09:04,880 is turning politics into a religion. 166 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,023 He actually said, and I quote, he said, 167 00:09:07,023 --> 00:09:09,400 "Don't listen to what the president says, 168 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,900 just believe in him." 169 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:12,548 - Yeah, so then something needs to be done. 170 00:09:12,548 --> 00:09:13,860 - What about Jax? 171 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,935 - He'll be fine, a lot of kids are raised 172 00:09:15,935 --> 00:09:16,768 with the help of a nanny. 173 00:09:16,768 --> 00:09:18,210 - It doesn't feel right. 174 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:19,450 - Well, so quit your job. 175 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:21,230 Jax would love that, Jax loves nothing more 176 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:24,440 than spending time with his daddy, except maybe trains. 177 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:28,693 - Hey, nobody can compete with that Thomas. 178 00:09:32,843 --> 00:09:34,133 What about us? 179 00:09:36,890 --> 00:09:40,020 - Okay, so we just take care of ourselves, nobody tries, 180 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:41,280 we just give up? 181 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,311 - It's just, it's gonna absorb you 182 00:09:43,311 --> 00:09:46,404 and then I'm never gonna see you. 183 00:09:46,404 --> 00:09:48,183 - Well, I'll do my best with that. 184 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:55,428 - And when we are together, you won't be there, I know you. 185 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,052 - Well, I'll work on that. 186 00:09:58,052 --> 00:10:00,335 - Anybody but him. 187 00:10:00,335 --> 00:10:02,383 - This may be my only break. 188 00:10:02,383 --> 00:10:07,383 I know it's a bitter pill, maybe I can influence him. 189 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:11,020 - The puppet master, right, your plan now 190 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:13,250 is you're gonna influence the puppet master? 191 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,530 - Yes, the puppet master. 192 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,860 - That's like trying to influence Satan. 193 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:18,211 - Well, you know how you influence Satan? 194 00:10:18,211 --> 00:10:22,973 You don't believe in him and then he loses all his power. 195 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:32,389 (slow instrumental music) 196 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:40,693 - You okay? 197 00:10:42,105 --> 00:10:44,022 - Oh, I couldn't sleep. 198 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:55,490 Before long, people won't have these anymore. 199 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:57,699 - Ah, and then what will we do? 200 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:02,020 - Pass around our phones, look at each other's tattoos. 201 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:05,103 - Well, that could be fun. 202 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:08,290 (woman laughs) 203 00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:09,890 We should have come here sooner. 204 00:11:10,927 --> 00:11:13,743 - He could have come out. 205 00:11:13,743 --> 00:11:16,623 - Well. - In fact, 206 00:11:16,623 --> 00:11:19,040 you know he did come out. 207 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,784 - Really, when? 208 00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:24,400 - He came out for an Oscar party. 209 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,880 A friend of his won for best score. 210 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,420 Oh gosh, what was the, 211 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:32,836 what was the one where they're dancing all around, 212 00:11:32,836 --> 00:11:34,713 you know, on a freeway and stuff. 213 00:11:34,713 --> 00:11:36,190 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, with that guy that we like. 214 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:38,530 - Yeah, yeah. - And that girl, that girl. 215 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:41,835 - Yeah, she's really cute. 216 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,995 - Yeah, well they're both so talented, both. 217 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:49,995 His name, R, I don't, can't know. 218 00:11:50,073 --> 00:11:54,743 - Nexus, what was the name of the movie 219 00:11:54,743 --> 00:11:58,360 that won for best picture but didn't. 220 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,100 - [Nexus] Oh, yes, that has that dreamy actor 221 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,297 and that beautiful girl. 222 00:12:02,297 --> 00:12:04,132 - Nexus, are you okay? 223 00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:06,582 - [Nexus] So many people on so many devices 224 00:12:06,582 --> 00:12:08,718 asking so many questions. 225 00:12:08,718 --> 00:12:11,680 Let me ask Erie. - You can do that? 226 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,660 - [Nexus] Erie, what was the name of the movie 227 00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:16,530 that won for best picture but didn't. 228 00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:20,047 - [Erie] The name of the movie that won for best picture 229 00:12:20,047 --> 00:12:23,567 but didn't was the one with Ryan Gosling 230 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:28,567 or was it the one with Ryan Reynolds. 231 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:32,267 Ever since they updated my operating system, 232 00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:34,680 I can't remember shit. 233 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:38,430 - Hey, hey, hey, Erie, come on a bit of a potty mouth there. 234 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:43,170 - [Erie] Me, potty mouth, you know what I say, old man, 235 00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,540 here's a potty mouth for you. - Geesh, come on. 236 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,631 - [Erie] Just go fuck your- 237 00:12:47,631 --> 00:12:50,460 (George laughs) 238 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:53,732 - How weird was that? - Maybe this place is haunted. 239 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,563 - It's got me spooked. 240 00:12:57,572 --> 00:12:59,905 (Nan sighs) 241 00:13:07,225 --> 00:13:08,569 (Nan chuckles) - Ah. 242 00:13:08,569 --> 00:13:13,569 - Oh that was the one where he almost got arrested 243 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:20,281 for starting a fire in the bathroom at the bank. 244 00:13:20,281 --> 00:13:22,320 - They thought it was a botched robbery. 245 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,548 - Oh, he was trying to get her out of his mind, 246 00:13:24,548 --> 00:13:28,413 burned her photo and a locket of her hair. 247 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:34,446 - Jeanie, Jean, Jane, Joan. - Jeanine, Jeanine. 248 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:37,412 - Jeanine. - Yeah, that's Jeanine. 249 00:13:37,412 --> 00:13:41,823 - He was arrested when she committed the crime. 250 00:13:42,766 --> 00:13:44,733 Stole his heart. 251 00:13:45,644 --> 00:13:49,213 - (Nan laughs) Got a good song out of it. 252 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,838 ♪ Don't know why you can't see ♪ 253 00:13:53,838 --> 00:13:57,038 ♪ I'm the man who adores you ♪ 254 00:13:57,038 --> 00:13:59,662 ♪ Don't know why you can't be with ♪ 255 00:13:59,662 --> 00:14:03,162 ♪ The one that adores you ♪ 256 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,530 - Wish you were coming with me tomorrow. 257 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,077 - Oh, you. - I don't trust Yvonne. 258 00:14:09,077 --> 00:14:11,268 I don't know this attorney. 259 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:16,268 - I trust George, the man knew what he was doing? 260 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,457 - Well, what if she tries something? 261 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:21,444 What if the attorney is in on it? 262 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:26,040 - Nan's the problem. - I know and George 263 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,780 said he had something up his sleeve, 264 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:30,265 said it would keep her tied up. 265 00:14:30,265 --> 00:14:31,320 - What? 266 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,410 - He didn't say, he was just laughing, 267 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,531 you know the way George would. 268 00:14:35,531 --> 00:14:36,781 - You got this. 269 00:14:39,777 --> 00:14:42,500 - We can't quit, we've gotta see this through. 270 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:47,200 Anyway, Allison and Steven are distracted 271 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:52,200 and Gramps is pretty clueless but James, he's been nosy. 272 00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:55,740 - I got him, you know he's kind of cute. 273 00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:56,623 - I guess. 274 00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:59,362 - For a producer, I mean. 275 00:14:59,362 --> 00:15:02,580 Are you sure it's worth it? 276 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:03,413 - Positive. 277 00:15:04,742 --> 00:15:05,676 - I feel guilty. 278 00:15:05,676 --> 00:15:10,003 - I know. - Oh sweetie. 279 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,620 - [Steven] God, that's so terrible, I'm sorry. 280 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,860 Show get canceled? - Oh no, it's still 281 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:19,820 getting picked up but he's no longer attached. 282 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:21,560 - You kill one bald eagle. 283 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:24,734 - It was a baby bald eagle, you fed it peanuts on live TV. 284 00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:28,486 - I'd been up there for days, well hours, 285 00:15:28,486 --> 00:15:31,010 nothing was happening, it was boring. 286 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:35,057 I thought everybody loves watching baby birds eat. 287 00:15:35,057 --> 00:15:38,828 All I had was a bag of peanuts, who knew they had allergies. 288 00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:41,142 - You couldn't edit that part out? 289 00:15:41,142 --> 00:15:46,142 - I was going for ratings, got almost a million views. 290 00:15:47,209 --> 00:15:51,537 And my arrest got another 100,000. 291 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:56,550 Oh, I gotta go, helping David do some cleaning, 292 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:58,360 got get in there, get your hands dirty, 293 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,290 if you want a good show. 294 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:01,078 - Yeah, I know you just wanna find some dirt. 295 00:16:01,078 --> 00:16:02,483 - Obviously. 296 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:08,270 - Yvonne has a pest control guy coming by, 297 00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:10,580 make sure you let him in. 298 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:13,062 That noise in the attic kept me up all night. 299 00:16:13,062 --> 00:16:16,360 A contractor will be by to fix the door 300 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,121 and check on the electrical. 301 00:16:18,121 --> 00:16:20,622 Hopefully, he'll be finished before we get back. 302 00:16:20,622 --> 00:16:24,290 Maybe you two should go take a look. 303 00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:27,690 - Ah, no, no, that's how horror movies start. 304 00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:29,153 - Maybe it really is Uncle George's ghost. 305 00:16:29,153 --> 00:16:32,140 Maybe he doesn't know he's dead yet. 306 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:33,910 - If it's George's ghost, he probably lost 307 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,530 some piece of music. 308 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:37,759 He's always writing on little scraps of paper. 309 00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:41,300 If you hear something playing, record it. 310 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,910 - If music starts playing, I'm back in California. 311 00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:47,689 - Don't argue with the pest man, just pay him, 312 00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:50,943 same with the contractor. 313 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,480 (man knocks) 314 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,770 - Yep, coming, ah, door doesn't work, 315 00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:59,320 you gotta come in through here. 316 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:04,550 - Well, that was interesting. 317 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:05,980 - Yeah, we're hipsters. 318 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:06,813 - I hate hipsters. 319 00:17:06,813 --> 00:17:09,450 - No, we're not hipsters, we're from California. 320 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:12,190 - That explains a lot, the place is burning up out. 321 00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,437 It's people like you, you know, you teach tolerance, 322 00:17:13,437 --> 00:17:17,087 you let your kids read "Mary Poppins and "Harry Potter." 323 00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:17,948 - What, huh? 324 00:17:17,948 --> 00:17:19,438 - The place is going, it's a gateway to sorcery. 325 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,953 - (laughs) Listen, I'm gonna have to ask- 326 00:17:20,953 --> 00:17:22,193 - Shh, wait. 327 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,161 - The housekeeper said that he put bait 328 00:17:26,161 --> 00:17:28,220 and traps up there but. 329 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:29,960 - No, I bet they followed you out here from California, 330 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,110 I gotta check that out. 331 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,385 I'm gonna need the credit card. 332 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,302 - All right, all right. 333 00:17:38,369 --> 00:17:39,340 - Well, how much is gonna be? 334 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,853 - Depends how many demons you got up there. 335 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,143 I'll go check. 336 00:17:48,164 --> 00:17:50,300 - [Man] I don't know about that DiCaprio. 337 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,890 - Oh, he's all right, he helps out a lot of wayward models, 338 00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:55,188 he even turned his yacht into a shelter. 339 00:17:55,188 --> 00:17:56,883 - Exactly. 340 00:17:56,883 --> 00:18:01,420 - Who knew De Niro would be so into beanie babies. 341 00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:04,590 And that one guy, the one who exposed so much greed 342 00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:08,121 and corruption, who knew he would be so greedy and corrupt. 343 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:11,083 - It takes one to know one. - I guess. 344 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,873 - You can't tell anyone. - Quiet as a mouse. 345 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,513 - Speaking of which. 346 00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:32,876 - Now what's wrong with you? - Your daughter. 347 00:18:32,876 --> 00:18:35,070 - Well, I hope you read the fine print, 348 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,863 there's a strict non-return policy. 349 00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:42,720 - She's taking a job. 350 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,200 - Oh, that's horrible news. 351 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,900 I hate when that happens, when they go to work 352 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:48,800 and make money and then- 353 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,030 - She's taking a job with Sean O'Reilly. 354 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:57,030 - Oh, here, I haven't touched it. 355 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,670 - What time is it? 356 00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:02,830 - With that news, it's late enough. 357 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,660 Why on earth? 358 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:05,493 - I don't know. 359 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,524 She says that she thinks 360 00:19:12,524 --> 00:19:14,600 that she's going to make a difference. 361 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:19,225 - Ha, my daughter, that naive, it doesn't make sense. 362 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:23,929 - Gramps, will you please talk to her. 363 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,822 - (laughs) Yeah, that'll work and meanwhile, I'll ask Nan 364 00:19:26,822 --> 00:19:29,136 to cancel a couple of hair appointments. 365 00:19:29,136 --> 00:19:32,040 When it comes to convincing women to do things, 366 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,173 it's every man for himself. 367 00:19:35,857 --> 00:19:36,820 - I don't know what to do. 368 00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:39,760 - Well, think of it as a yin yang thing, 369 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,241 I mean, you're running that big nonprofit 370 00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:45,520 with all those do-gooders and she's working 371 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,225 for the evil puppet master. 372 00:19:47,225 --> 00:19:49,780 It balances out. 373 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:54,720 - Except I'm not working for the nonprofit anymore. 374 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,970 - Oh, you'd get a new job? 375 00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:59,078 - I was just babysitting idiots who got a job 376 00:19:59,078 --> 00:20:01,660 out of nonprofit because they thought it meant 377 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,407 that they didn't have to work. 378 00:20:03,407 --> 00:20:05,630 - But you got a new job, right? 379 00:20:05,630 --> 00:20:07,441 - Everybody who worked there was incompetent 380 00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:10,110 and I just couldn't take it anymore. 381 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:13,340 - That's why age diminishes your eyesight, 382 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:16,196 it's easier to overlook blemishes. 383 00:20:16,196 --> 00:20:19,510 - I had a lot of really good contacts, yeah, 384 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,787 just didn't pan out. 385 00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:27,340 - So, does Allison know? 386 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:30,438 - No, not yet. 387 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:34,251 - (Gramps laughs) Buddy, be careful with that one. 388 00:20:34,251 --> 00:20:36,803 Hiding things from your wife, 389 00:20:37,662 --> 00:20:40,160 it's like playing Russian Roulette the Viet Cong, 390 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,117 even if you don't blow your brains out, 391 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:47,294 you still get all that stress and terror. 392 00:20:47,294 --> 00:20:48,603 - Yeah. 393 00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:53,320 You know, it's not like your dreams die, 394 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:57,933 you just sort of slowly wake up. 395 00:20:59,986 --> 00:21:01,510 - Yeah, that's a good one. 396 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:06,510 - How did you decide, I mean, what you wanted to do? 397 00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:13,490 - Well, like most young men, I confused wealth with worth. 398 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:17,480 I thought about joining Doctors Without Borders 399 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,580 but then I discovered nurses without boundaries 400 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,526 and I gotta tell you, they do a great service for the world. 401 00:21:23,526 --> 00:21:26,490 And that's where I met Nan. 402 00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:27,540 - Wait, I thought that she worked 403 00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:30,830 for Mother Theresa's organization. 404 00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:32,910 - Yeah, yeah, everybody's got their own narrative. 405 00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:34,745 - What, you just let her decide everything? 406 00:21:34,745 --> 00:21:39,745 - Steven, every relationship comes to a crossroads. 407 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:47,370 You have to decide control or happiness 408 00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:49,100 and you can't have both. 409 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:53,060 And the only way it works 410 00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:56,210 is if it's the other person's happiness is more important 411 00:21:56,210 --> 00:21:59,503 and you both have to want that. 412 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,520 - Well, I'm not even interested in happiness, 413 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,200 I just don't wanna be miserable. 414 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,870 - Oh, that's Jefferson's fault, 415 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,660 how come he couldn't say life, liberty 416 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:13,470 and the pursuit of the arts. 417 00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:17,090 Happiness, it's overrated, it's fleeting. 418 00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:22,090 Money, trips, cars, sex, momentary gratifications 419 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:28,080 that can't hold up under the heavy weight of all day long 420 00:22:28,510 --> 00:22:30,373 and again tomorrow. 421 00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:35,543 There is one thing though, tendrils. 422 00:22:37,829 --> 00:22:39,080 - What? 423 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:44,080 - Ethereal tendrils, delicate, fine, unseen connections 424 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:51,332 that you can't get any other way than a lifelong love. 425 00:22:53,710 --> 00:22:58,023 Maybe Jefferson was right, maybe that's what he meant. 426 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:04,000 But be careful, man, those tendrils can choke you out. 427 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,530 - I don't care, let it all go to the cats, 428 00:23:06,530 --> 00:23:08,134 there's no way on God's green Earth 429 00:23:08,134 --> 00:23:10,730 that I am going to promote such filth. 430 00:23:10,730 --> 00:23:13,400 - It's your brother's last wish, it's his dying wish. 431 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,820 - Well, you don't always get what you want, 432 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:17,220 especially when you're dead. 433 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:19,060 - Whoa, whoa, what happened? 434 00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,560 - I don't wanna talk about it. 435 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,749 Did the pest man come? - Yes. 436 00:23:24,749 --> 00:23:26,660 - And. - I said David's 437 00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:28,110 got it under control. 438 00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:29,268 - He didn't charge you for that did he? 439 00:23:29,268 --> 00:23:31,470 - 500. - You didn't pay him did you? 440 00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:34,633 - You said that, I gave him George's card. 441 00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:36,994 - Good luck collected from the cats. 442 00:23:36,994 --> 00:23:38,880 And the contractor. 443 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,080 - He's got it all figured out. 444 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,500 What happened? 445 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,463 - It's all very simple, we went to the lawyers and, 446 00:23:44,463 --> 00:23:46,306 can I get one of those? 447 00:23:46,306 --> 00:23:48,690 - Haven't touched it. 448 00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:52,564 - Okay, it's split among us all evenly 449 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:55,597 as long as we erect a- 450 00:23:55,597 --> 00:23:57,980 - If we don't it all goes to the cats. 451 00:23:57,980 --> 00:24:00,500 - Cats, does he even have any cats? 452 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:04,310 - They're staying with me, miss Mittens and Mouseto. 453 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,891 - We have to erect. - Yes, erect. 454 00:24:06,891 --> 00:24:09,950 - Erect a- - We have to erect something? 455 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:11,030 - What? 456 00:24:11,030 --> 00:24:12,930 - George already got it through planning. 457 00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:15,460 - Oh, planning is the easy part of an erection. 458 00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:17,406 - Then we just have to complete it. 459 00:24:17,406 --> 00:24:19,000 - That's the hard part. 460 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,330 - It has to say please- - Yes, please. 461 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:25,000 - Pretty much all erections say please. 462 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,410 - What has to say please? 463 00:24:27,410 --> 00:24:29,010 - A plaque. - A plaque. 464 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:30,820 - In the park. - A plaque in the park 465 00:24:30,820 --> 00:24:33,410 saying pleasing, a pleasing plaque in the park. 466 00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:37,480 - No, not pleasing. - Please teach teens- 467 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,480 - Oh god please. 468 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,233 - Please teach teens to? 469 00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:50,216 - Please teach teens it's okay to love themselves 470 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:53,630 both emotionally and physically. 471 00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:58,630 - Oh, well, erect is the correct word. 472 00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:00,800 - That sounds okay. 473 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,813 - What George is trying to say 474 00:25:02,813 --> 00:25:07,773 is that we should teach the kids to fly solo, 475 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:14,792 release the Kraken, choke the chicken, wax the carrot, 476 00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:16,720 rub your worm. - Okay, Gramps, 477 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,570 that's enough. - Drain the swamp, 478 00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:21,783 manipulate your base, menage a me, DIY 101, 479 00:25:23,032 --> 00:25:28,032 jingle the handle, the safest of all sex. 480 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,288 - Gramps! - Okay, yeah, I know. 481 00:25:31,288 --> 00:25:33,383 Palmella Handerson. (laughs) 482 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:39,280 - Let us agree to encourage young people 483 00:25:40,140 --> 00:25:43,693 to explore sexual self gratification. 484 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:50,380 Let's eliminate connotations of shame associated with it. 485 00:25:50,869 --> 00:25:52,638 - The M word. 486 00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:55,200 - In my opinion, this will help to 487 00:25:56,299 --> 00:25:58,060 alleviate sexual repression, 488 00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:01,180 minimize aggression, lead to better health 489 00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:05,434 and may result in fewer unwanted pregnancies. 490 00:26:05,434 --> 00:26:09,840 Hopefully it will also lead to better self control 491 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:14,240 by the males in our society, George Watson. 492 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,536 - Well, you gotta admit males of our society 493 00:26:16,536 --> 00:26:20,610 have not always been in the best behavior, 494 00:26:20,610 --> 00:26:21,980 maybe this will help. 495 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:25,464 Here's to George, he went out with style, 496 00:26:25,464 --> 00:26:28,820 gotta hand it to him. - Actually, I think 497 00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:30,763 he wanted us to hand it to ourselves. 498 00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:32,900 (dramatic music) 499 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:35,313 - [Man] Have you heard the latest from coastal elites, 500 00:26:35,313 --> 00:26:36,146 (crowd chanting) 501 00:26:36,146 --> 00:26:38,098 they are demanding that our children 502 00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:41,570 defile their bodies and souls. 503 00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:43,666 The time for action is now. 504 00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:46,249 (woman knocks) 505 00:26:47,579 --> 00:26:49,383 - [Crowd] Hands off it's a sin hands off it's a sin! 506 00:26:49,383 --> 00:26:51,450 - A Porsche just pulled up. 507 00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:52,670 - Oh, that'll be the puppet master. 508 00:26:52,670 --> 00:26:55,493 He must have heard Californians are in town. 509 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,070 You know I bet the only word that rhymes with Porsche 510 00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:00,139 is douche. 511 00:27:00,139 --> 00:27:01,290 (Yvonne laughs) 512 00:27:01,290 --> 00:27:03,307 - Well, I think it's just fantastic, 513 00:27:03,307 --> 00:27:06,710 sure he's a little cooky, but then who isn't. 514 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,590 And Steven will just have to- 515 00:27:08,590 --> 00:27:11,260 - Look, I am all for free speech but that guy 516 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:12,177 should be shot. 517 00:27:12,177 --> 00:27:14,290 - I will get this. 518 00:27:14,290 --> 00:27:18,763 Mr. O'Reilly, you really did not have to come. 519 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:22,470 - Oh, how could I know, rather fortuitous, huh? 520 00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:23,303 - Yes, rather. 521 00:27:23,303 --> 00:27:25,483 This is my father, Tim. 522 00:27:25,483 --> 00:27:27,500 - Nice to meet you. 523 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,510 - And my mother, Meg. 524 00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:31,200 - Nice to meet you. 525 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,980 - Oh my, what? 526 00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:35,602 - Oh, I'm sorry concealed weapon, permitted, of course, 527 00:27:35,602 --> 00:27:37,720 side note, you'd be surprised how many people 528 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,096 think I need to be shot. 529 00:27:39,096 --> 00:27:41,370 (Allison laughs) 530 00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:44,930 - This is my brother, James, one of your biggest fans. 531 00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:45,900 - Nice to meet you. 532 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,780 No autographs. - Shame. 533 00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:49,970 - Sean, but please call me Mr. O'Reilly. 534 00:27:49,970 --> 00:27:51,346 - Oh really? - O'Reilly. 535 00:27:51,346 --> 00:27:54,090 - You know I produce reality shows, maybe we could? 536 00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:55,680 - Yeah, I don't really consider that television. 537 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,394 - Not into reality? - Not at all. 538 00:27:57,394 --> 00:28:00,677 - Ah, this is Yvonne Marks. - Yvonne Marks, mistress 539 00:28:00,677 --> 00:28:03,620 to the great George Watson. 540 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:07,220 - Fiance. - I'm so sorry 541 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:11,256 for your loss, if there's anything I can do. 542 00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:13,643 - I'm good, thanks. 543 00:28:17,010 --> 00:28:19,781 - All of you, I'm so sorry for your loss. 544 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,830 - That's very kind of you. 545 00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:23,920 - I needed to come down and meet the family 546 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,230 of my new assistant. 547 00:28:25,230 --> 00:28:27,538 I mean, the fact that you guys just happen 548 00:28:27,538 --> 00:28:29,960 to be at the center of the greatest controversy in America, 549 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,530 well, it has it all free speech, tawdry sex, small town. 550 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:36,730 - It's Brooklyn. - Yeah, close enough. 551 00:28:36,730 --> 00:28:39,470 - Well, Mr. O'Reilly has just been named head 552 00:28:39,470 --> 00:28:40,824 of the White Caucus. 553 00:28:40,824 --> 00:28:45,070 - Well, well you can't have a caucus without a head. 554 00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:45,950 - Congratulations. 555 00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:50,450 I've always wondered, is it true that the Black Caucus 556 00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:52,120 is larger than the White Caucus 557 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,220 or is it that just a fallacy. 558 00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:56,600 - It's the size of the ideas that matter. 559 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,506 - I've always ordered that it's more mental than physical 560 00:28:59,506 --> 00:29:01,570 but Nan here- - Thank you, Dad, 561 00:29:01,570 --> 00:29:03,442 I will show you to your room. 562 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:06,630 - Very nice to meet you all. 563 00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:07,990 - Yes, okay. 564 00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:11,227 - Oh, and I put you in the room where George wrote 565 00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:13,770 "My Blood Runs Red White and Blue." 566 00:29:13,770 --> 00:29:16,056 - Side note, that's my favorite song. 567 00:29:16,056 --> 00:29:17,780 - Why thank you. - Well, great, let's. 568 00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:18,706 - Great song. - Yeah. 569 00:29:18,706 --> 00:29:21,563 - I love that song, genius. 570 00:29:21,563 --> 00:29:23,683 - How is that a side note? 571 00:29:33,650 --> 00:29:38,173 - Hey, I'm getting hungry, Allison? 572 00:29:42,070 --> 00:29:44,400 - When were you planning on telling me? 573 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,930 - Telling you what? 574 00:29:45,930 --> 00:29:47,283 - Your severance pay came. 575 00:29:48,629 --> 00:29:49,462 - Oh, shit. 576 00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:53,670 Freaking Viet Cong. - What? 577 00:29:53,670 --> 00:29:54,503 - Nothing. 578 00:29:55,870 --> 00:29:58,130 - So, you quit your job. 579 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,510 - Well, you told me to quit. 580 00:30:00,510 --> 00:30:02,160 - That was when I thought you had a job. 581 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,090 - Oh, I see, so it's okay for me to quit 582 00:30:05,090 --> 00:30:07,000 when you tell me to quit, it's just not okay 583 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,130 for me to do it on my own. 584 00:30:08,130 --> 00:30:10,462 - It's not okay for you to quit and not tell me. 585 00:30:10,462 --> 00:30:12,430 This is a partnership. 586 00:30:12,430 --> 00:30:13,660 I can't make decisions in the dark, 587 00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:15,010 what if I had listened to you, 588 00:30:15,010 --> 00:30:16,722 what if I would have turned down the job with Sean, 589 00:30:16,722 --> 00:30:18,540 where would we be, raising a kid with no jobs, 590 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:20,120 no medical. - I'm sorry, okay, 591 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,597 I just, listen, I couldn't do it anymore. 592 00:30:22,597 --> 00:30:25,570 - So, you're telling me what to do 593 00:30:25,570 --> 00:30:27,360 and you're not telling me what you're doing. 594 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,530 That's not a relationship. 595 00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:31,730 - I am sorry, I am. 596 00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:33,420 - I can't believe this is the person I married. 597 00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:35,690 How can you be out there preaching about honesty 598 00:30:35,690 --> 00:30:37,410 and equality when you can't even practice it at home? 599 00:30:37,410 --> 00:30:41,400 - I said that I am sorry, what else do you want me to say? 600 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,540 - Why didn't you tell me, that's what I don't get, 601 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:44,790 why wouldn't you tell me? 602 00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:50,277 - Okay, look, I didn't tell you 603 00:30:50,277 --> 00:30:53,650 because I was afraid that if I told you, 604 00:30:53,650 --> 00:30:56,350 you would take that job with Sean for sure. 605 00:30:56,350 --> 00:30:57,880 - Yeah, I'm gonna take the job with Sean 606 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,190 whether or not you have a job 607 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,509 and whether or not you say it's okay. 608 00:31:01,509 --> 00:31:02,840 That's what you don't understand, 609 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,220 you don't get to make all the decisions about our lives. 610 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:07,120 - Oh, no I don't get to make any decisions 611 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,170 in our fucking lives. 612 00:31:17,010 --> 00:31:20,300 - I worked as a checker for two years 613 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,983 so that you could go to college. 614 00:31:23,170 --> 00:31:25,440 We waited for your career to get started 615 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,883 before I began the beat. 616 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,813 I had been working my ass off to get to this point. 617 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,730 And it's a shitty time for reporters 618 00:31:34,730 --> 00:31:35,990 and you're gonna quit your job 619 00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:37,605 and then you're gonna ask me to turn down everything 620 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:39,160 that I ever wanted? 621 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,579 What is going on in your head? 622 00:31:41,579 --> 00:31:44,246 (Steven laughs) 623 00:32:11,290 --> 00:32:13,250 You know George came to the grocery store once 624 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,250 when I was checking. 625 00:32:17,740 --> 00:32:20,633 He waited in line, he didn't buy anything, 626 00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:29,787 he just looked at me and he said, "Don't lose yourself." 627 00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:44,353 And I never told you because I was afraid that I was. 628 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:52,860 But he knew, I mean, he just got right in there 629 00:32:52,860 --> 00:32:53,823 and he knew. 630 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:03,960 And I swore that I would never again lose myself. 631 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,950 - Allison. - Yes. 632 00:33:29,950 --> 00:33:34,763 - Hey, look, I just, I wanted to, I just, 633 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,610 thanks for coming onboard. 634 00:33:36,610 --> 00:33:39,140 - Well, it's a big opportunity for me so. 635 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:41,790 - Yeah, it is, so it's important 636 00:33:41,790 --> 00:33:44,152 that we're on the same page. 637 00:33:44,152 --> 00:33:46,859 - Absolutely. - A team. 638 00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:47,843 - Yeah. 639 00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:55,020 - See, it's important that what happens in the locker room 640 00:33:56,651 --> 00:33:59,690 stays in the locker room. 641 00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:02,223 - As long as we're not actually in the locker room. 642 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:08,200 - Well, no of course, but winning is what life 643 00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:10,043 is all about. 644 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,820 Television, politics, see it's all about 645 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:17,500 manipulating the simple minds to our side. 646 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,333 - Right. 647 00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:21,189 - And it's not a bad thing 'cause we're right. 648 00:34:21,189 --> 00:34:22,423 - Okay. 649 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:27,940 - So, if the president can keep that plaque 650 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:31,533 from going up, that's a win. 651 00:34:31,533 --> 00:34:33,200 - Gotcha. 652 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,838 - And since your family's in control of that. 653 00:34:35,838 --> 00:34:39,388 - Oh, I see, so we're not just reporting on the news, 654 00:34:39,388 --> 00:34:40,926 we're manipulating it. 655 00:34:40,926 --> 00:34:45,713 - Giving it a hand, you know, massaging it. 656 00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:49,270 - Those are the words you actually just chose to use. 657 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,970 The problem, Mr. O'Reilly is that my family 658 00:34:54,970 --> 00:34:56,563 is not very easy to sway. 659 00:34:58,031 --> 00:35:01,253 - Well, Allison, that's not good. 660 00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:03,943 - 'Cause they're not simple-minded. 661 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,203 Excuse me, fucking man. 662 00:35:10,264 --> 00:35:14,065 - [Crowd] Stop the plaque, stop the plaque, stop the plaque! 663 00:35:14,065 --> 00:35:17,846 Stop the plaque, stop the plaque, stop the plaque, 664 00:35:17,846 --> 00:35:19,785 stop the plaque! 665 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:21,190 - Did you get your job back, sweetie? 666 00:35:21,190 --> 00:35:22,994 - No, no, no, no, but I'm glad for it. 667 00:35:22,994 --> 00:35:27,447 - Well, hey, come work for me, 668 00:35:27,447 --> 00:35:29,640 "Made Maids" was just picked up. 669 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,380 - Fantastic James, "Made Maids," I love it. 670 00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:37,336 - David is the executive producer and my name's not on it, 671 00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:39,610 one baby bird. 672 00:35:39,610 --> 00:35:40,600 - I'm not gonna do that. 673 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:45,600 But I do feel like I am supposed to do something. 674 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:50,350 - You'll find it, your true passion doesn't give up on you. 675 00:35:50,350 --> 00:35:53,522 - That's beautiful, James. - That was George, 676 00:35:53,522 --> 00:35:56,037 I can't tell you how many times I wanted to quit, 677 00:35:56,037 --> 00:35:58,430 how many times I did quit. 678 00:35:58,430 --> 00:36:00,080 - Maybe I don't have a true passion. 679 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,488 - Of course you did, changing things for the better. 680 00:36:02,488 --> 00:36:07,488 - Maybe we're all failures, as a species, I mean. 681 00:36:08,343 --> 00:36:11,250 - Okay, this is gonna require a double. 682 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:14,220 - Fashionable fascism, exalted dictators, 683 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:17,714 murdering tyrants, a president with Tourettes, 684 00:36:17,714 --> 00:36:20,417 multiple bombings, shootings, wars. 685 00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:25,417 - The worst the world, the less worrisome the apocalypse. 686 00:36:25,730 --> 00:36:29,080 - Did you know that there are over 20 armed conflicts 687 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,970 in the world right now. 688 00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:33,210 America is in nine of them. 689 00:36:33,210 --> 00:36:37,270 We are at war and nobody is marching for peace. 690 00:36:37,270 --> 00:36:39,150 Now they're marching for masturbation. 691 00:36:39,150 --> 00:36:40,389 - Well, you've gotta stand for something. 692 00:36:40,389 --> 00:36:42,654 - I've taken a rigid stance on it. 693 00:36:42,654 --> 00:36:45,016 - Uh-huh, this whole plaque business, 694 00:36:45,016 --> 00:36:49,682 it epitomizes the unbridgeable division 695 00:36:49,682 --> 00:36:51,680 in the United States right now 696 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,675 which is red versus blue, right? 697 00:36:53,675 --> 00:36:57,200 I mean, the things that they are saying, my god. 698 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,725 God hates tolerance. 699 00:36:58,725 --> 00:37:01,320 Who'd even think such a thing? 700 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,260 - Actually there's this pest control guy. 701 00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,714 - What they should be marching about 702 00:37:04,714 --> 00:37:09,360 is fucking homelessness, poverty, racism, 703 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,210 the ever shrinking middle class, right, 704 00:37:11,210 --> 00:37:13,500 the wealth imbalance, okay. 705 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,716 This is what they should be fucking marching about 706 00:37:15,716 --> 00:37:18,190 and immigrations, oh my god, 707 00:37:18,190 --> 00:37:19,864 don't even fucking get me started. 708 00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:21,285 - Too late for that. 709 00:37:21,285 --> 00:37:24,412 - Protectionism over morality, there I said, okay, 710 00:37:24,412 --> 00:37:29,240 and pollution, there are islands of plastic 711 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:33,000 floating in the sea, huge islands, right, 712 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,606 dwindling resources, right, mindless waste. 713 00:37:36,606 --> 00:37:39,179 Microplastics invading our bodies, 714 00:37:39,179 --> 00:37:42,866 poisoning each and every single fucking one of us. 715 00:37:42,866 --> 00:37:45,109 - But at least there's binge watching, 716 00:37:45,109 --> 00:37:46,800 I like the binge watching. 717 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,973 - Drones are cool. 718 00:37:47,973 --> 00:37:51,890 - You know, the truth, I thought was supposed 719 00:37:51,890 --> 00:37:54,240 to set us free, all it does is piss me off. 720 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,200 - I don't know drones always kinda remind me 721 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,750 of the flying monkeys. 722 00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:00,460 - Yeah, but remember they weren't evil. 723 00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:02,520 - That's right, when the wicked witch died, 724 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,353 they were happy. 725 00:38:03,353 --> 00:38:07,134 - Yeah, exactly drones are the new flying monkeys. 726 00:38:07,134 --> 00:38:09,515 - Shut up about the drones, climate change. 727 00:38:09,515 --> 00:38:12,380 - The good thing about climate change 728 00:38:12,380 --> 00:38:14,603 is we won't have to retire to Arizona, 729 00:38:14,603 --> 00:38:16,690 Arizona's coming to us. 730 00:38:16,690 --> 00:38:17,980 - Gramps that's not funny. 731 00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:21,600 The Earth is literally going to increase by two degrees 732 00:38:22,456 --> 00:38:23,819 in the next 30 years. 733 00:38:23,819 --> 00:38:25,170 I wonder if you have any idea what that's 734 00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:27,750 gonna do to the planet, maybe you don't give a shit 735 00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:30,290 because you're not gonna be alive anymore, is that it? 736 00:38:30,290 --> 00:38:32,744 - You know what the ultimate six degrees of separation is? 737 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:35,339 Between us and the planet. 738 00:38:35,339 --> 00:38:37,520 - (chuckles) That's good. 739 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,504 - That's hysterical, are you fucking listening to me, huh? 740 00:38:40,504 --> 00:38:44,080 These are the things that people should be marching about 741 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,358 but no, nobody gives a fuck about anything 742 00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:51,179 except their right to fucking screw themselves. 743 00:38:51,179 --> 00:38:53,349 - Did he just use the M word? 744 00:38:53,349 --> 00:38:56,570 I think he used the M word. 745 00:39:03,706 --> 00:39:07,730 - He had these stashed in the back of his closet. 746 00:39:07,730 --> 00:39:10,473 - Hmm, I always liked George. 747 00:39:19,504 --> 00:39:20,643 - [Crowd] Hands off, it's a sin, hands off, it's a sin, 748 00:39:23,243 --> 00:39:26,123 hands off, it's a sin, hands off, it's a sin! 749 00:39:26,123 --> 00:39:27,910 - I miss climbing through. - Me too. 750 00:39:27,910 --> 00:39:30,021 - The crowd is getting larger. 751 00:39:30,021 --> 00:39:32,980 - Yeah, thank the puppet master for that. 752 00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:35,320 He put our address out on his show. 753 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:40,320 Oh and drone delivery. 754 00:39:41,937 --> 00:39:44,720 - "La La Land," I didn't order this. 755 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:45,820 - Maybe George did. 756 00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:46,917 - He would never do that. 757 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:48,590 - And this came. 758 00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:51,333 - Okay. - Planning commission, 759 00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:53,461 threatening to revoke our permit. 760 00:39:53,461 --> 00:39:58,290 Apparently they didn't understand the English language. 761 00:39:58,290 --> 00:40:00,600 - Well, I'll respond with legal language. 762 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,602 - Or we can nix the plaque and it all goes away. 763 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:06,040 - Is that true, the plaque's being nixed? 764 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,761 - No, look what George is trying to say 765 00:40:09,761 --> 00:40:13,698 that as long as we keep repressing our sexuality, 766 00:40:13,698 --> 00:40:16,235 then men will continue to be pigs 767 00:40:16,235 --> 00:40:20,400 and women will continue to be disrespected 768 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,850 and objectified but if we accept the fact 769 00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:26,200 that we are indeed sexual creatures 770 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,400 and that our desires are at times 771 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,733 just difficult to control, 772 00:40:29,733 --> 00:40:33,260 then we can start down the right path. 773 00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:35,282 - Sounds like a path of further decay. 774 00:40:35,282 --> 00:40:37,800 You might as well legalize prostitution. 775 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,610 - Would that be so terrible? 776 00:40:39,610 --> 00:40:42,740 - Well, the states are taking over the numbers racket, 777 00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:44,860 you got Native Americans have gambling now, 778 00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:49,860 pot's legal, you legalize prostitution, maybe hard drugs, 779 00:40:50,190 --> 00:40:53,269 boom organized crime is history. 780 00:40:53,269 --> 00:40:54,600 Poor bastards. 781 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,843 - What is wrong with self control? 782 00:40:56,843 --> 00:41:00,453 - Self control, I understand self control, you ass. 783 00:41:00,453 --> 00:41:02,488 - Don't throw your fake oppression at me. 784 00:41:02,488 --> 00:41:05,829 There's no desire for hard work anymore, 785 00:41:05,829 --> 00:41:07,634 there's no backbone in this nation anymore. 786 00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:10,260 From the melting pot to the chamber pot. 787 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:11,760 Nobody wants to take responsibility. 788 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,460 Do anything you want, have the government pay for it. 789 00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:15,870 Let obscenity rule. 790 00:41:15,870 --> 00:41:17,620 You know this whole world is going to hell 791 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:19,035 in a hand basket. 792 00:41:19,035 --> 00:41:24,035 And I talk and I talk and nothing but deaf ears, 793 00:41:25,610 --> 00:41:27,002 Sodom and Gomorrah. 794 00:41:27,002 --> 00:41:29,214 Sodom and Gomorrah. 795 00:41:29,214 --> 00:41:31,576 - All right, where's this Mrs. Mittens? 796 00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:34,243 Mrs. Mittens, she reversed my credit card charge. 797 00:41:34,243 --> 00:41:35,580 - George's cat. 798 00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,270 - I wouldn't worry about it man, 799 00:41:37,270 --> 00:41:40,328 there's about six cameras on your van out there, 800 00:41:40,328 --> 00:41:44,037 that's gotta be better than Google ads and Yelp combined. 801 00:41:44,037 --> 00:41:45,810 - Yeah, maybe I should go out there and act 802 00:41:45,810 --> 00:41:46,970 like I'm doing something, huh? 803 00:41:46,970 --> 00:41:48,414 - Yeah, put on a show. 804 00:41:48,414 --> 00:41:51,563 - God hates tolerance, I gotta admit, that's a good one. 805 00:41:51,563 --> 00:41:53,944 - I'm not sure hates. 806 00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:56,513 - Where do you think wrath comes from, moron? 807 00:41:59,790 --> 00:42:02,584 - I'm just not comfortable with the wording. 808 00:42:02,584 --> 00:42:07,304 Teach them to you know, who, who is going to teach them? 809 00:42:07,304 --> 00:42:10,456 - Priests, scout leaders. 810 00:42:10,456 --> 00:42:14,400 - When, what age and how? 811 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,410 - All of that will be tough to figure out 812 00:42:16,410 --> 00:42:17,700 but it's better than letting them 813 00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,820 just fumble in the darkness. 814 00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:20,823 - [Sean] Fuck! 815 00:42:26,055 --> 00:42:27,202 - The president just tweeted out, 816 00:42:27,202 --> 00:42:32,202 the plaque is the plague and touching yourself 817 00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:37,150 is the original sin and he's just signed an executive order 818 00:42:37,150 --> 00:42:38,880 to make it illegal. 819 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,783 - The M word, or the act? - The act. 820 00:42:40,783 --> 00:42:44,330 - Ooh, you think jails are crowded now. 821 00:42:44,330 --> 00:42:47,294 - It's probably just his Tourettes, he's having an episode. 822 00:42:47,294 --> 00:42:49,426 - No, no, no. 823 00:42:49,426 --> 00:42:53,797 Oh, I need a drink. - It's not a crutch, 824 00:42:53,797 --> 00:42:55,531 it's a foundation. 825 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,363 - Is something wrong? 826 00:43:00,650 --> 00:43:04,580 - There could be some news that might agitate the crowd 827 00:43:04,580 --> 00:43:05,987 just a little bit. 828 00:43:05,987 --> 00:43:07,393 - Are we in danger? 829 00:43:09,411 --> 00:43:12,230 - You know what, I'd love to see someone 830 00:43:12,230 --> 00:43:13,610 try to walk through that door right now, 831 00:43:13,610 --> 00:43:14,880 I'd shoot them myself. 832 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,144 - Hey take it easy big guy. 833 00:43:17,144 --> 00:43:18,949 - You know what, I'm gonna take my foundation 834 00:43:18,949 --> 00:43:20,466 and I'm gonna go upstairs, 835 00:43:20,466 --> 00:43:21,790 'cause I have work to do and I can't be 836 00:43:21,790 --> 00:43:23,630 walking up and down these fucking stairs! 837 00:43:23,630 --> 00:43:27,093 - Okay, fine, no worries. 838 00:43:28,870 --> 00:43:31,760 - It seems like we're causing an awful lot of trouble. 839 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,077 - George is anyway, maybe that's what he wanted. 840 00:43:35,077 --> 00:43:38,072 - No, it's not what George wanted, 841 00:43:38,072 --> 00:43:41,173 he just wants us to grow up. 842 00:43:54,730 --> 00:43:56,280 - I'm going back to California. 843 00:43:59,510 --> 00:44:01,520 - To get Jax and plan the move? 844 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:02,883 - I think I'm gonna stay. 845 00:44:03,790 --> 00:44:05,140 - It seems a bit dramatic. 846 00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:06,930 - I can't live here, all the materialism 847 00:44:06,930 --> 00:44:10,010 and the frantic pace. 848 00:44:10,010 --> 00:44:11,269 - Yeah, that's them not us. 849 00:44:11,269 --> 00:44:16,230 - It feels infectious. - What is really going on? 850 00:44:16,230 --> 00:44:19,429 - I have to do something, I feel a boiling up inside 851 00:44:19,429 --> 00:44:21,340 but I don't know what it is. 852 00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:23,760 - And you think you're gonna figure that out in California 853 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:24,890 but not here? 854 00:44:24,890 --> 00:44:26,533 - It's too chaotic here. 855 00:44:26,533 --> 00:44:29,813 - You need to calm the noise in your own attic 856 00:44:29,813 --> 00:44:32,363 and then the outside world won't matter. 857 00:45:04,210 --> 00:45:05,110 - You can't sleep? 858 00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:10,913 - Hmm, I thought I heard something. 859 00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:13,250 - Did you leave a note? 860 00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:14,300 - It's not like that. 861 00:45:28,107 --> 00:45:30,357 - Let me ask you something, 862 00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:33,230 how did it get like this? 863 00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:39,573 I mean, didn't we both set out to do good? 864 00:45:47,438 --> 00:45:49,771 - Let me ask you a question, 865 00:45:53,187 --> 00:45:57,783 did man create consciousness or consciousness man? 866 00:45:58,820 --> 00:45:59,653 - What? 867 00:46:06,290 --> 00:46:07,503 - Is there a god? 868 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:10,950 - I don't know. 869 00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:18,607 - You die right now, do you see God? 870 00:46:25,010 --> 00:46:30,010 - I think that God is beyond any definition 871 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:35,390 we can conceive and so I do think 872 00:46:35,390 --> 00:46:36,763 that we should stop trying. 873 00:46:38,820 --> 00:46:40,720 I think it causes nothing but trouble. 874 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,987 - Why can't you commit? 875 00:46:56,660 --> 00:47:01,660 Do you, Steven believe God exists? 876 00:47:08,060 --> 00:47:13,060 - Something does, something, call that a whatever, 877 00:47:14,994 --> 00:47:19,994 you know, but I feel it, I do. 878 00:47:22,597 --> 00:47:25,717 And I think you do too, Sean, you know, 879 00:47:25,717 --> 00:47:27,517 or otherwise you wouldn't be asking. 880 00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:56,857 - The maddening noise, politics, the news, 881 00:48:01,093 --> 00:48:03,633 the fucking news. 882 00:48:07,371 --> 00:48:11,467 And that cosmic blink, this will all be a desolate rock, 883 00:48:14,170 --> 00:48:18,783 no matter what we do, meaningless. 884 00:48:32,670 --> 00:48:33,503 - Fuck it. 885 00:48:35,010 --> 00:48:39,780 - Wait, wait, wait, okay, wait, you're right, Sean, 886 00:48:39,780 --> 00:48:42,210 you're right, okay, everything is meaningless. 887 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:45,250 There is no God, it's all useless and death 888 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:49,930 is just pure blackness, just nothingness, okay 889 00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:52,030 and why go on, why do anything at all 890 00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:54,690 when it's all fucking meaningless, right? 891 00:48:54,690 --> 00:48:59,360 But go beyond just understanding 892 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,971 and accept the meaninglessness of life 893 00:49:02,971 --> 00:49:06,160 and suddenly anything is possible 894 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,368 because it's all meaningless. 895 00:49:09,368 --> 00:49:14,368 Failure, shame, media, all of it. 896 00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:26,917 - If it's all meaningless, why don't I just rampage, 897 00:49:26,917 --> 00:49:28,434 murder and pillage? 898 00:49:28,434 --> 00:49:32,400 - Okay, right, because you know that it's wrong 899 00:49:34,539 --> 00:49:39,539 but Sean, you can do whatever is right, 900 00:49:44,990 --> 00:49:49,990 however you want, free from critique or ridicule. 901 00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:12,572 - She's having his love child. 902 00:50:12,572 --> 00:50:15,130 - What? - The president 903 00:50:15,130 --> 00:50:19,343 got her pregnant and now she's having his baby. 904 00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:26,850 - Who? - Rachel Maddow. 905 00:50:26,850 --> 00:50:29,374 - Wait I thought that she was- - She is. 906 00:50:29,374 --> 00:50:31,523 She is. 907 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,990 She did it on purpose. 908 00:50:36,990 --> 00:50:39,433 She knows how weak he is. 909 00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:42,823 - That's a hell of a patriot, I guess. 910 00:50:50,330 --> 00:50:53,093 - Yeah, but I can spin this one. 911 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:59,650 - How about this, you say that it was a reach 912 00:50:59,650 --> 00:51:04,650 across the aisle, the ultimate reach across the aisle, 913 00:51:06,757 --> 00:51:09,353 more of a breach. 914 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,010 They did it on purpose to bring the country together 915 00:51:16,010 --> 00:51:19,833 like never before. 916 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:26,560 And you have them name the baby Unity 917 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:31,300 or something like that, I don't know. 918 00:51:37,130 --> 00:51:38,480 - [Sean] Well, I like that. 919 00:51:50,571 --> 00:51:52,380 - He used to leave these hand drawn cartoons for me. 920 00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:54,140 - Yeah, yeah, he mailed them to me too. 921 00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:56,460 Be the only thing in the envelope. 922 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:58,690 - Some were stupid, but they made me laugh. 923 00:51:58,690 --> 00:52:01,054 - Always, the polar bears. 924 00:52:01,054 --> 00:52:06,054 - Out on the iceberg. - Yeah, wait, wait, 925 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,024 how did that one go? 926 00:52:08,024 --> 00:52:11,720 - One says, where do you go when the caps melt? 927 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,463 - America, it's polarized. 928 00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,590 (men chuckle) 929 00:52:17,590 --> 00:52:18,840 - Yeah, he was something. 930 00:52:22,670 --> 00:52:24,870 - I didn't know he sent them to anyone else. 931 00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:27,010 - Might have just been us. 932 00:52:30,130 --> 00:52:31,400 Swear you'll keep your mouth shut. 933 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,960 - Of course, I got nothing against the guy. 934 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:33,810 - Swear it to me. 935 00:52:33,810 --> 00:52:37,203 - I swear, to you I would swear anything. 936 00:52:43,170 --> 00:52:45,953 But I get to use the stuff about Jon Stewart, 937 00:52:46,846 --> 00:52:51,846 the "Death to Smoochy" memorabilia and the fake Oscar, 938 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:55,444 all that man's success and yet there's a sad hole inside, 939 00:52:55,444 --> 00:52:57,583 now that is pathos. 940 00:52:59,538 --> 00:53:00,970 - All right, but no mention about the adult diapers, okay? 941 00:53:00,970 --> 00:53:01,803 - Never. 942 00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:05,690 Hey, thanks. 943 00:53:05,690 --> 00:53:08,290 - No problem. - For believing in me, 944 00:53:08,290 --> 00:53:11,077 I was beginning to doubt myself 945 00:53:11,077 --> 00:53:13,173 whether or not I was a good person. 946 00:53:14,890 --> 00:53:16,090 - Of course you're good, 947 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,183 now you just have to learn to love that goodness. 948 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,370 Loving yourself makes God your ally, 949 00:53:22,370 --> 00:53:25,146 once you've done that it's easy to love others, 950 00:53:25,146 --> 00:53:27,570 even with their faults. 951 00:53:27,570 --> 00:53:30,380 - You believe in God. - Of course. 952 00:53:30,380 --> 00:53:31,832 - So sure about it. 953 00:53:31,832 --> 00:53:36,523 - Doing for others gives you an understanding. 954 00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:04,230 - This whole time I thought it was the perfect show 955 00:54:04,230 --> 00:54:05,303 I was searching for. 956 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:21,343 - Oh thank God, Gramps, will you make me a drink please? 957 00:54:23,045 --> 00:54:25,300 (Steven sighs) 958 00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:27,930 You know, I gotta tell you, I think I'm starting 959 00:54:27,930 --> 00:54:31,132 to agree with your whole don't let boos be a crunch, 960 00:54:31,132 --> 00:54:33,263 make it a foundation. 961 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,333 Thank you. 962 00:54:41,990 --> 00:54:45,360 I don't know, I think I just, I gotta let her do 963 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,080 whatever she wants, you know 964 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:51,477 and then hope for the best, right? 965 00:54:56,323 --> 00:54:59,323 (footsteps running) 966 00:55:04,450 --> 00:55:07,530 I think I saved a man's life tonight. 967 00:55:07,530 --> 00:55:10,880 The only problem is I don't know if he was worth saving. 968 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:14,953 Allison says everybody is worth saving but I don't know. 969 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,010 I think about those folks that saved Hitler, 970 00:55:19,010 --> 00:55:20,710 during World War I, who was gased. 971 00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:25,687 The doctors and the nurses, I mean, 972 00:55:25,687 --> 00:55:29,523 you know, what if they were Jewish? 973 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:47,240 What if the problems that we have today, you know, 974 00:55:48,406 --> 00:55:52,663 with the nation stem from our forefathers? 975 00:55:55,070 --> 00:56:00,070 I mean, these guys signed a document, a declaration 976 00:56:00,242 --> 00:56:04,944 of equality and they put their names to it 977 00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:09,944 and then they lived the opposite, you know? 978 00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:13,699 They had slaves, they oppressed women. 979 00:56:13,699 --> 00:56:18,699 Doesn't the Bible say that the sins of the father 980 00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,502 will be visited upon future generations. 981 00:56:21,502 --> 00:56:26,502 So, the Civil War, the Civil Rights, the division 982 00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:31,873 that we have right now. 983 00:56:34,270 --> 00:56:35,990 I mean, couldn't all of this stem 984 00:56:35,990 --> 00:56:40,680 from the fact that our forefathers did not live the lives 985 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,850 that they declared, their ideals, their values, 986 00:56:44,850 --> 00:56:48,113 they put their names to it and they didn't do it. 987 00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,543 What do you think? 988 00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:05,553 Gramps? 989 00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:08,723 Doesn't that figure. 990 00:57:11,897 --> 00:57:13,647 I say my best stuff here to myself. 991 00:57:15,931 --> 00:57:17,163 Gramps. 992 00:57:19,922 --> 00:57:20,755 Hey. 993 00:57:26,773 --> 00:57:29,190 (Nans cries) 994 00:57:30,482 --> 00:57:31,435 - Honey? 995 00:57:31,435 --> 00:57:34,475 - With all of this going on, I don't think I allowed myself 996 00:57:34,475 --> 00:57:36,507 time to grieve. 997 00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,774 - Well, he was a good man. 998 00:57:40,774 --> 00:57:43,540 - Yeah. - Brilliant 999 00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:47,067 and he lived a full life, he did. 1000 00:57:49,129 --> 00:57:54,129 - This is one of my favorites, "911 to Jesus." 1001 00:57:55,620 --> 00:57:59,043 - Yeah, that was a good one. 1002 00:57:59,990 --> 00:58:01,960 Probably his biggest hit, too. 1003 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,540 - Oh, god, everybody loved it. 1004 00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:07,100 - Well. - Well, except 1005 00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:09,070 for the 911 dispatchers. 1006 00:58:09,070 --> 00:58:11,350 Apparently people actually 1007 00:58:11,350 --> 00:58:16,350 thought they could dial 911 to Jesus. (laughs) 1008 00:58:16,832 --> 00:58:20,561 ♪ Sending out a 911 to Jesus ♪ 1009 00:58:20,561 --> 00:58:22,808 ♪ Putting out an APV to God ♪ 1010 00:58:22,808 --> 00:58:25,524 ♪ Someone tore my heart into pieces ♪ 1011 00:58:25,524 --> 00:58:30,524 ♪ And I'm falling in the land of Nod. ♪ 1012 00:58:30,715 --> 00:58:32,115 - Oh, he was a good brother, 1013 00:58:33,340 --> 00:58:35,470 till he had to go and pull this shit, 1014 00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:38,860 I mean, right at the very end. 1015 00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:42,200 I mean, why put me through this? 1016 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:46,960 I just can't believe that a guy who wrote "911 to Jesus" 1017 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,113 would want this built. 1018 00:58:49,740 --> 00:58:54,623 - Just think of this as his last good dead to the world. 1019 00:58:54,623 --> 00:58:56,595 - Oh god, good deed? 1020 00:58:56,595 --> 00:58:59,108 Tell that to the protestors out there 1021 00:58:59,108 --> 00:59:02,250 and it's not a good deed, it's gross. 1022 00:59:02,250 --> 00:59:06,000 - You're focusing on the M word. 1023 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,860 What he's saying is that we should teach kids it's okay, 1024 00:59:08,860 --> 00:59:11,289 he's not saying teach kids how to do it. 1025 00:59:11,289 --> 00:59:13,133 Can you imagine that? 1026 00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:14,247 - Oh, god. 1027 00:59:14,247 --> 00:59:17,916 - All right, class, 60 seconds, pull out your vibrators. 1028 00:59:17,916 --> 00:59:19,760 No checking your neighbors work. 1029 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,719 Marilyn, arch your back. 1030 00:59:22,719 --> 00:59:27,719 No, he's saying it's okay to do it, we're humans, 1031 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,772 we're sexual beings, we're animals 1032 00:59:29,772 --> 00:59:34,210 and you repress that stuff and then you know, 1033 00:59:34,210 --> 00:59:39,200 it all starts leaking out on the creepy side. 1034 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,835 Ask the Catholics? 1035 00:59:40,835 --> 00:59:45,835 - Well, fine, then do it through sex ed, 1036 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,150 not on a plaque with our family name on it 1037 00:59:50,150 --> 00:59:52,080 for the rest of God knows how long. 1038 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,250 A plaque that has the whole country up in arms. 1039 00:59:55,250 --> 00:59:57,233 - It's starting a dialogue. 1040 01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:03,320 (banging from the attic) 1041 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,783 - That's no mouse. 1042 01:00:10,810 --> 01:00:11,710 - Who you calling? 1043 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,890 - Yes, I'm sorry to bother you 1044 01:00:15,890 --> 01:00:19,583 but I think we have an intruder in our house. 1045 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,033 320 Maple Avenue, Brooklyn. 1046 01:00:27,511 --> 01:00:29,563 Why yes it is. 1047 01:00:32,112 --> 01:00:34,403 Thank you so much. 1048 01:00:38,090 --> 01:00:39,470 - They'll be right over. 1049 01:00:39,470 --> 01:00:40,550 - Who will be right over? 1050 01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:42,630 - The police. - Why? 1051 01:00:42,630 --> 01:00:43,463 - Listen. 1052 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,410 - Could be one of the protestors. 1053 01:00:49,410 --> 01:00:51,912 - Yeah, probably some animal rights protestors 1054 01:00:51,912 --> 01:00:54,350 coming in to steal our mice. 1055 01:00:54,350 --> 01:00:55,730 - That's not mice. 1056 01:00:55,730 --> 01:00:57,952 - I don't know, it sounds like someone's practicing 1057 01:00:57,952 --> 01:01:00,260 what we're supposed to be teaching the kids. 1058 01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:01,830 - You know we should probably check that out. 1059 01:01:01,830 --> 01:01:03,570 - What if they're armed. 1060 01:01:03,570 --> 01:01:07,093 - If they're doing while armed, that's dangerous. 1061 01:01:07,943 --> 01:01:10,453 Trust me, I know. 1062 01:01:11,649 --> 01:01:13,902 (police knock) 1063 01:01:13,902 --> 01:01:14,735 - I'm so glad you're here. - Ma'am. 1064 01:01:14,735 --> 01:01:16,253 - That was fast. 1065 01:01:16,253 --> 01:01:19,150 - We were right outside. - Protest patrol. 1066 01:01:19,150 --> 01:01:21,070 - Dispatch said something about an intruder. 1067 01:01:21,070 --> 01:01:22,543 - Yeah, in the attic, listen. 1068 01:01:23,893 --> 01:01:25,677 - I bet it's a protestor trying to slip inside, let's go. 1069 01:01:25,677 --> 01:01:28,190 - Somebody's slipping inside something. 1070 01:01:28,190 --> 01:01:33,190 Hey, be careful up there, that's how horror films begin. 1071 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,860 - Maybe this place really is haunted. 1072 01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:39,040 - Honey, there's no such thing as ghosts. 1073 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,743 - But thank god there are evil spirits. 1074 01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:54,680 - It wasn't a horror film. - Close enough. 1075 01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,190 - We just got a little carried away. 1076 01:01:56,190 --> 01:01:57,670 - You know I can't believe that you would do such a thing. 1077 01:01:57,670 --> 01:01:59,380 - Well, sex isn't a crime, so. 1078 01:01:59,380 --> 01:02:01,180 - Not yet. - Or not anymore. 1079 01:02:01,180 --> 01:02:02,923 - Sorry. - Paul, just 1080 01:02:02,923 --> 01:02:04,910 go get some clothes on. 1081 01:02:04,910 --> 01:02:06,270 - Or we could have a toga party. 1082 01:02:06,270 --> 01:02:07,820 - Speaking of two sheets. 1083 01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:10,200 - Hate to interrupt but I gotta get going. 1084 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,010 - Mr. O'Reilly, did you sleep okay? 1085 01:02:12,010 --> 01:02:15,140 - Best night ever, ready to conquer the world. 1086 01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:17,620 - You know with most people that's a figure of speech, 1087 01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:19,359 but with you. 1088 01:02:19,359 --> 01:02:22,419 - Would you like some breakfast? 1089 01:02:22,419 --> 01:02:25,139 - No, I must be going. 1090 01:02:25,139 --> 01:02:27,900 But we do have a slight problem, my gun is missing 1091 01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:29,480 and it needs to be returned 1092 01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:30,930 or I'm gonna have to call the cops. 1093 01:02:30,930 --> 01:02:32,940 - Well, there's plenty out there. 1094 01:02:32,940 --> 01:02:34,533 - Look, I don't wanna make it a big deal, 1095 01:02:34,533 --> 01:02:36,357 I just need it returned. 1096 01:02:36,357 --> 01:02:38,177 - You're welcomed to search me. 1097 01:02:38,177 --> 01:02:39,870 (all laugh) 1098 01:02:39,870 --> 01:02:41,947 - You could be arrested for that. 1099 01:02:41,947 --> 01:02:42,970 - Armed and dangerous. 1100 01:02:42,970 --> 01:02:44,470 - Disgusting, see this is what happens 1101 01:02:44,470 --> 01:02:45,440 when you give an inch. 1102 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:46,811 - More like several. 1103 01:02:46,811 --> 01:02:47,800 (men laugh) 1104 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,130 - Okay, I'm beginning to think God does hate tolerance. 1105 01:02:50,130 --> 01:02:53,060 All right, folks, last chance, I'm not messing around here. 1106 01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:54,350 - Hey, no need to make a call. 1107 01:02:54,350 --> 01:02:55,912 - Oh my god. - I got your gun. 1108 01:02:55,912 --> 01:02:58,800 - Aren't you- - Lorenzo. 1109 01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:01,260 - Yeah, hi, look, I got your gun, Sean, 1110 01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:02,720 the one that you gave to me last night 1111 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:03,867 so you wouldn't kill yourself. 1112 01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:05,380 - Ah, no I did no such thing. 1113 01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:07,000 - Was that fake news. 1114 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,385 You were a bit out of sorts, right Steven? 1115 01:03:10,385 --> 01:03:14,195 - He wasn't quite himself, although we all have our moments. 1116 01:03:14,195 --> 01:03:15,860 - Well, look you're not gonna make that call 1117 01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,680 because it would hurt your run for the presidency. 1118 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:19,450 - What? - Yeah, that's right. 1119 01:03:19,450 --> 01:03:23,053 He decided last night after you saved his life. 1120 01:03:27,050 --> 01:03:30,100 And you're not gonna make a call, 1121 01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:32,350 'cause Yvonne is gonna change the plaque to read 1122 01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:34,250 love yourselves in all ways. 1123 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:35,790 - I just cleared it with planning 1124 01:03:35,790 --> 01:03:37,553 and they're beyond relieved. 1125 01:03:39,430 --> 01:03:41,690 - Remember when you two were young 1126 01:03:41,690 --> 01:03:44,108 and you couldn't keep your hands off of each other? 1127 01:03:44,108 --> 01:03:48,141 And maybe you made love somewhere that you shouldn't have, 1128 01:03:48,141 --> 01:03:52,073 that's the one that you remember to this day, 1129 01:03:52,970 --> 01:03:57,363 so, money isn't as important as connection, right? 1130 01:03:58,498 --> 01:04:00,793 So keep this place. 1131 01:04:07,470 --> 01:04:08,694 - Hey what's that? - Just a note. 1132 01:04:08,694 --> 01:04:09,833 - You mind? 1133 01:04:11,394 --> 01:04:14,187 - Reminders for myself, bullet points, 1134 01:04:14,187 --> 01:04:18,466 now that I'm running, I just wanna make sure to you know 1135 01:04:18,466 --> 01:04:21,200 treat people better. 1136 01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,701 - Treat women as equals. 1137 01:04:22,701 --> 01:04:23,803 That's good. 1138 01:04:25,870 --> 01:04:26,703 No groping. 1139 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,050 - It's a tough one, if you know for me 1140 01:04:30,050 --> 01:04:32,263 'cause it's been a bit of a problem. 1141 01:04:33,820 --> 01:04:38,820 - Minorities are, I'm not even gonna read that. 1142 01:04:39,990 --> 01:04:43,171 Just treat everybody as if they were your grandmother. 1143 01:04:43,171 --> 01:04:45,390 - Well, that'll work. 1144 01:04:45,390 --> 01:04:47,589 - It will work, stop questioning yourself, 1145 01:04:47,589 --> 01:04:51,034 you're the puppet master, be the puppet master. 1146 01:04:51,034 --> 01:04:53,430 And if you do go on to be the next president, 1147 01:04:53,430 --> 01:04:55,683 be the best damn president we've ever had. 1148 01:04:58,981 --> 01:05:01,823 Be proud of your shows. 1149 01:05:02,740 --> 01:05:04,770 They're entertaining people, 1150 01:05:04,770 --> 01:05:08,020 helping to keep their minds off the chaos in the world 1151 01:05:08,020 --> 01:05:11,190 but also think outside the box. 1152 01:05:11,190 --> 01:05:13,147 Slip some vitamins into that (indistinct). 1153 01:05:15,209 --> 01:05:16,980 - We've gotta go. - Okay. 1154 01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:20,440 And Steven, loosen up, man, I mean, she can take care 1155 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:25,070 of herself and you, she's beautiful, successful, 1156 01:05:25,070 --> 01:05:27,000 I mean you've won the lottery. 1157 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,840 You're trying so hard, you just don't see the gifts 1158 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,000 being given to you. 1159 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,460 The world's not perfect, you know, 1160 01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:32,850 you're not gonna find the perfect job. 1161 01:05:32,850 --> 01:05:34,630 People aren't gonna always agree, 1162 01:05:34,630 --> 01:05:35,943 doors aren't gonna work. 1163 01:05:35,943 --> 01:05:39,633 The imperfect nature of existence is it's beauty. 1164 01:05:40,830 --> 01:05:44,413 - [Crowd] Stop the plaque, stop the plaque! 1165 01:05:48,370 --> 01:05:51,087 - Ready to go. - [Crowd] stop the plaque! 1166 01:05:51,087 --> 01:05:54,080 - It was you all along. 1167 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,041 - Nobody ever suspects the pest control guy. 1168 01:05:56,041 --> 01:05:58,409 - I thought you was this arch conservative. 1169 01:05:58,409 --> 01:06:00,863 - Yeah, but I know right from wrong. 1170 01:06:05,291 --> 01:06:06,124 - I'll be right out. 1171 01:06:07,210 --> 01:06:11,166 - Imperfect nature of existence is it's beauty. 1172 01:06:11,166 --> 01:06:13,223 I like that. 1173 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,980 - And I always try to be as close 1174 01:06:15,980 --> 01:06:18,720 to imperfection as possible. 1175 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,173 - And you've never looked so beautiful. 1176 01:06:22,610 --> 01:06:25,713 - It was George's idea, hide him in the attic. 1177 01:06:26,670 --> 01:06:28,950 You know they were like brothers from another mother, 1178 01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:31,583 so no phone calls, okay. 1179 01:06:32,710 --> 01:06:34,520 - You're really gonna change the plaque? 1180 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,894 - It was Lorenzo's idea. 1181 01:06:36,894 --> 01:06:40,700 He thought it would bring people together 1182 01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:43,550 rather than deepening the divide. 1183 01:06:43,550 --> 01:06:48,550 'Cause after all that's what George's music was all about, 1184 01:06:48,990 --> 01:06:53,990 bringing people together so as they feel connected, loved. 1185 01:06:56,830 --> 01:07:01,150 Anyway, I'm gonna use my inheritance 1186 01:07:01,150 --> 01:07:05,459 to start a sex ed program for young people, 1187 01:07:05,459 --> 01:07:07,763 see what I can do to affect change. 1188 01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:12,753 Do you? - Yeah. 1189 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:22,526 We're keeping the house, okay, 1190 01:07:22,526 --> 01:07:23,593 a place for us all to gather. 1191 01:07:26,150 --> 01:07:28,733 (Yvonne cries) 1192 01:07:41,610 --> 01:07:42,443 Me too. 1193 01:07:48,830 --> 01:07:49,813 - I like her. 1194 01:07:59,310 --> 01:08:02,473 - It's your gun. - Thanks. 1195 01:08:06,866 --> 01:08:07,699 All right. 1196 01:08:13,860 --> 01:08:15,430 - What are you doing? 1197 01:08:15,430 --> 01:08:17,290 - Calling the cops, I'm not gonna be blackmailed 1198 01:08:17,290 --> 01:08:18,710 by a criminal. 1199 01:08:18,710 --> 01:08:21,433 - Wait, wait, wait, don't make that call 1200 01:08:21,433 --> 01:08:26,433 and we'll say that you came up with the whole solution, 1201 01:08:28,211 --> 01:08:31,134 you changed the words on the plaque 1202 01:08:31,134 --> 01:08:33,413 that bridged the divide. 1203 01:08:34,420 --> 01:08:38,053 Sean O'Reilly, you're the bridge America needs. 1204 01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:41,133 - Nice. 1205 01:08:42,569 --> 01:08:44,446 (Steven sighs) 1206 01:08:44,446 --> 01:08:46,046 Are you sure you don't wanna come work for me, 1207 01:08:46,046 --> 01:08:47,630 I mean, you have got a gift. 1208 01:08:47,630 --> 01:08:51,140 - You know what, I think I will. 1209 01:08:51,140 --> 01:08:53,129 - Really? - O'Reilly. (laughs) 1210 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:56,283 - I will see you two at 6 a.m. sharp. 1211 01:09:01,310 --> 01:09:03,560 - [Allison] So you're gonna influence the puppet master? 1212 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:06,783 - Absolutely, we're gonna be working together. 1213 01:09:06,783 --> 01:09:08,980 - I am not working for that jerk, are you kidding me, 1214 01:09:08,980 --> 01:09:11,049 the guy's a freak, he's suicidal one minute, 1215 01:09:11,049 --> 01:09:13,140 running for president the next. 1216 01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:14,270 - Pretty much the same thing. 1217 01:09:14,270 --> 01:09:16,403 - Has to write himself a note to keep from groping, 1218 01:09:16,403 --> 01:09:19,000 why do lunatics run the world. 1219 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,777 - Because normals are too busy living. 1220 01:09:20,777 --> 01:09:22,860 - Then what are you gonna do? 1221 01:09:22,860 --> 01:09:25,993 - I've had it with these people, I'm gonna run for office. 1222 01:09:29,356 --> 01:09:32,333 - That is fantastic! 1223 01:09:33,577 --> 01:09:35,090 What office? 1224 01:09:35,090 --> 01:09:40,090 - Well, this was fun, it might make a good show. 1225 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,400 Family reunions bridging that American divide. 1226 01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:45,481 But we've got some cleaning to do. 1227 01:09:45,481 --> 01:09:47,830 I've actually discovered that I love vacuuming, 1228 01:09:47,830 --> 01:09:49,406 it's so therapeutic. 1229 01:09:49,406 --> 01:09:51,515 - There is a vacuum upstairs, you know. 1230 01:09:51,515 --> 01:09:53,502 - Therapy's in session. 1231 01:09:53,502 --> 01:09:55,835 (men laugh) 1232 01:09:58,590 --> 01:10:02,675 - Well, Gramps. - Well, indeed, Nans. 1233 01:10:02,675 --> 01:10:06,643 - What do you say, we go find us Ferris wheel. 1234 01:10:07,940 --> 01:10:09,720 - Ah, one's that totally empty 1235 01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,793 and then we go pay off the attendant to go away 1236 01:10:11,793 --> 01:10:16,060 and concentrate a little more on our entrance plan 1237 01:10:16,060 --> 01:10:18,177 than our exit strategy. 1238 01:10:18,177 --> 01:10:23,177 - Well, just so you know, I'm gluten-free. 1239 01:10:23,766 --> 01:10:24,599 - Oh. 1240 01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:33,270 (dramatic music) 1241 01:10:33,270 --> 01:10:36,090 - [Man] Victory is ours, the weeks I crumbled 1242 01:10:36,090 --> 01:10:39,380 under the weight of truth, our esteemed head 1243 01:10:39,380 --> 01:10:40,260 of the White Caucus, 1244 01:10:40,260 --> 01:10:43,243 Sean O'Reilly forged a solution, 1245 01:10:43,243 --> 01:10:45,522 thank god for men like him. 1246 01:10:45,522 --> 01:10:48,483 He is the bridge America needs. 1247 01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:54,422 - Are we forgetting anything? 1248 01:10:54,422 --> 01:10:56,333 - I don't think so. 1249 01:10:57,650 --> 01:10:59,630 - Ah, it feels like we're forgetting something. 1250 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:00,463 - Are you okay? 1251 01:11:01,654 --> 01:11:04,961 - I don't know, I'm feeling anxious about tomorrow. 1252 01:11:04,961 --> 01:11:06,640 - It's not necessarily a bad thing 1253 01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,587 as long as it doesn't get out of control. 1254 01:11:08,587 --> 01:11:13,193 - I wouldn't mind getting out of control. 1255 01:11:14,940 --> 01:11:17,153 - It's been awhile since you've been out of control. 1256 01:11:18,593 --> 01:11:21,490 - The attic? - The attic. 1257 01:11:31,563 --> 01:11:34,294 (man knocks) 1258 01:11:34,294 --> 01:11:36,711 (man knocks) 1259 01:11:40,390 --> 01:11:41,223 - Hello? 1260 01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:44,613 Hello? 1261 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:51,683 Crazy ass folks. 1262 01:11:54,570 --> 01:11:58,393 Nothing better to do, money rots the mind, 1263 01:11:59,630 --> 01:12:04,630 I need to fix the door, I need to seal it shut again. 1264 01:12:06,529 --> 01:12:09,980 (thumping from attic) 1265 01:12:09,980 --> 01:12:14,153 Oh hell no, that's how horror movies start. 1266 01:12:26,340 --> 01:12:29,280 - Wait, are we forgetting something? 1267 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:31,293 - Nope. - Oh yeah. 1268 01:12:38,529 --> 01:12:40,112 - Let's go get Jax. 1269 01:12:48,769 --> 01:12:49,769 - Ethereal tendrils. 1270 01:13:02,742 --> 01:13:05,992 (dramatic piano music) 1271 01:13:12,406 --> 01:13:15,406 (upbeat jazz music) 1272 01:18:15,970 --> 01:18:19,137 - Well, you've gotta hand it to the kids, 1273 01:18:19,137 --> 01:18:21,943 they pulled it off.