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(upbeat jazz music)

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- This door doesn't work,
we just go through here.

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- Okay.

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- Come on.
- Thank you.

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- Oh my.
- Yep.

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- Oh, goodness.
- Got it?

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- Oh goodness, it's ridiculous.

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Well, that has to get fixed.

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- Oh, I don't know, makes
for kind of a nice view.

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- I can't believe you
live with it like that.

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Why don't he fix it?

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- It helps to keep out the riffraff.

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- Riffraff?

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- You know, those people
who come to dinner,

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one of them's allergic to
gluten, the other to garlic,

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one's a vegetarian, one's a vegan.

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- I know what she means,
like the kind of person

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who insists on buying a single story house

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and then spends all her
time on the StairMaster.

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- What's that?
- Mice.

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- In the rooms.
- This part's just the attic,

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the rooms are over there.

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- Mice.
- Yeah,

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we've had a problem and
David's gonna take care of it,

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he'll be over in a bit.

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- Who's David?

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- He helped George with the
cooking and the cleaning and-

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- And pest control.
- Well, sort of.

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- Well, maybe we should
get a professional.

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- I know a guy, I'll give him a call.

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Well, it's no coincidence
that music and boos

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are set down on bars, that was George.

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- So, this is it.
- You've never been?

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- I guess we just let the years slip away.

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- Well, let's be honest,
she's riff, I'm raff.

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- It wasn't like that, we
talked on the phone a lot

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and emails.

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I just always assumed it would be-

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- More.
- I don't know.

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- Well, George wasn't into
anything too frivolous, you know,

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he thought this was too much.

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- And that room, there's
like nothing in it.

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- We used that for dancing.

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- To George.
- To George.

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- To George.

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- [Gramps] A life fully lived.

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- You know, he always
spoke very fondly of you,

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he was proud of you.

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- Ah, by the time my ship
came in, I was listing heavily

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to the port.

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- I wished you could have brought Jax.

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- Oh, I know but his ear
infection was so bad,

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the doctor recommended against it.

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I mean, the flight would
have been excruciating.

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Although, I do feel guilty about
leaving him with the nanny.

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- I feel guilty just having a nanny.

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- Every Californian feels
guilty about having a nanny.

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Every New Yorker feels
guilty when they don't.

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- Well that gives us
time to sort things out.

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- So, what do you think of Brooklyn?

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- Seems like all the
guys wear fancy hairdos

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and all the girls have tattoos.

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- Tattoos are like human bumper stickers.

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- Yeah, it is a bit hipster out here.

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- Well, I'm a total
hipster, had both replaced.

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(Yvonne laughs)

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- Please.
- How was the drive?

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- I think I might have pulled
a muscle in my middle finger.

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Did you know that Subaru
is Japanese for super rude?

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- I told you, you should let me drive.

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- No, that's not gonna happen,

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you're a registered traffic offender.

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- Please.
- And that Prius,

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I think their engineered to
go slow in the fast lane.

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All those old Volkswagen van drivers.

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- Enough.
- Oh, what?

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- Oh, it must be genetic.
- It is.

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- Oh, wow, wow, a ballroom.

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Hey, hey we made it, Mom.
- Hi, James.

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- Oh.
- Oh, buddy.

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- Hey Dad, oh Dad.

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Oh, Steven.
- Hey buddy.

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- Hey, hey, hey, sis.

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- Oh still looks good.

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- Hey, you got, oh my
god, working out huh?

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- Oh, yeah, a bit.

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- Well, lifting?
- Lifting, yeah,

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and holding down doubt.

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- Oh, this is David, David, come in here.

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Come in here, we met on
the stoop, he's great.

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He did all of George's
cooking and cleaning.

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- And pest control.

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- Cleans for like everyone
famous around here.

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Giving me a new idea, housekeepers
of the rich and famous.

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- Oh, that'd be great, James,

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we'd watch that, right Gramps?

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- A bit intellectual comparatively.

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- Oh.

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- Who needs a refresher?
- Yes, please.

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- James, why don't we change
that to domestic engineers

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of the rich and famous.

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- Yeah, yeah, I like that one.

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Oh, I love this place, so simplistic

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and the front door not working, I mean,

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oh and the ballroom, oh
classic George, very hipster.

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- Hey, I heard your
new show got picked up?

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- Yes, very exciting.

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- What is it?

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- Cooking with clairvoyance,
I call it "Medium Rare."

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- Well done, James.
- No, medium rare.

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- Please.

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- Well, at least half the cast is dead,

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so you don't have to worry about.

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- [Man] Quickest way
to get a show canceled.

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- [Woman] Yeah, yeah, that
show is gonna be a huge hit,

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I know it all ready.
- Different.

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- [Woman] Fresh.

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- Did you hear that?
- What?

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- In the attic, it sounds like footsteps.

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- I don't hear anything.

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- Maybe just in your attic.

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- Maybe it's somebody from the afterlife

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who wants to audition for
cooking with clairvoyance.

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- You mean "Medium Rare."

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- That's more than mice.

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- Oh, no, it's definitely the mice.

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- Are they chewing on
the electrical cords?

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- Might needs some more
bait, I'll go check.

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- Want some help?

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- Another toast to George.

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- To George.
- To a great man,

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a great musician and a great lover.

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- Could have done without that last bit.

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- To George.
- To George.

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To George.
- To George.

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- Oh my god, another presidential alert,

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Lama spotted in Brooklyn,
eyes everywhere catch the SOB.

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- Jesus, I hope he makes it.

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I can't believe that
guy gave up everything.

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- Well, everything except his good looks.

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Oh, it's crazy times,
new underground railroad,

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Canada, the new north.

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The guy's who's doing the
most to reunite families

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put in prison on trumped up charges.

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- Yeah, they're charging
him with terrorism.

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They say that his escape is
terrorizing the whole country.

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- He didn't escape, they
accidentally let him out.

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- Maybe, I mean, half
the guards are Hispanic,

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so there's a big investigation.

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- A well connected journalist
could shed some light.

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- It just feels like you're
making a deal with the devil.

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- Don't.
- I mean, honestly,

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I just can't see helping
that guy in any way.

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- Yeah, it's just for a little bit

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then I'll write my own ticket.

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And just 'cause I'm working for him

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doesn't mean I'm in his camp.

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- So, you're just gonna be a subversive.

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- No, I'm just doing a job,

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I'm just gonna get my foot in the door.

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- With Sean O'Reilly, I mean that guy

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is turning politics into a religion.

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He actually said, and I quote, he said,

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"Don't listen to what the president says,

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just believe in him."

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- Yeah, so then something
needs to be done.

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- What about Jax?

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- He'll be fine, a lot of kids are raised

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with the help of a nanny.

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- It doesn't feel right.

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- Well, so quit your job.

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Jax would love that,
Jax loves nothing more

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than spending time with his
daddy, except maybe trains.

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- Hey, nobody can
compete with that Thomas.

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What about us?

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- Okay, so we just take care
of ourselves, nobody tries,

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we just give up?

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- It's just, it's gonna absorb you

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and then I'm never gonna see you.

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- Well, I'll do my best with that.

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- And when we are together,
you won't be there, I know you.

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- Well, I'll work on that.

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- Anybody but him.

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- This may be my only break.

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I know it's a bitter pill,
maybe I can influence him.

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- The puppet master, right, your plan now

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is you're gonna influence
the puppet master?

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- Yes, the puppet master.

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- That's like trying to influence Satan.

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- Well, you know how you influence Satan?

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You don't believe in him and
then he loses all his power.

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(slow instrumental music)

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- You okay?

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- Oh, I couldn't sleep.

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Before long, people
won't have these anymore.

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- Ah, and then what will we do?

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- Pass around our phones,
look at each other's tattoos.

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- Well, that could be fun.

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(woman laughs)

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We should have come here sooner.

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- He could have come out.

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- Well.
- In fact,

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you know he did come out.

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- Really, when?

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- He came out for an Oscar party.

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A friend of his won for best score.

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Oh gosh, what was the,

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what was the one where
they're dancing all around,

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you know, on a freeway and stuff.

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- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
with that guy that we like.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- And that girl, that girl.

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- Yeah, she's really cute.

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- Yeah, well they're
both so talented, both.

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His name, R, I don't, can't know.

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- Nexus, what was the name of the movie

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that won for best picture but didn't.

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- [Nexus] Oh, yes, that
has that dreamy actor

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and that beautiful girl.

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- Nexus, are you okay?

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- [Nexus] So many people
on so many devices

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asking so many questions.

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Let me ask Erie.
- You can do that?

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- [Nexus] Erie, what was
the name of the movie

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that won for best picture but didn't.

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- [Erie] The name of the movie
that won for best picture

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but didn't was the one with Ryan Gosling

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or was it the one with Ryan Reynolds.

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Ever since they updated
my operating system,

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I can't remember shit.

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- Hey, hey, hey, Erie, come on
a bit of a potty mouth there.

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- [Erie] Me, potty mouth,
you know what I say, old man,

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here's a potty mouth for you.
- Geesh, come on.

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- [Erie] Just go fuck your-

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(George laughs)

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- How weird was that?
- Maybe this place is haunted.

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- It's got me spooked.

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(Nan sighs)

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(Nan chuckles)
- Ah.

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- Oh that was the one where
he almost got arrested

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for starting a fire in
the bathroom at the bank.

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- They thought it was a botched robbery.

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- Oh, he was trying to
get her out of his mind,

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burned her photo and a locket of her hair.

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- Jeanie, Jean, Jane, Joan.
- Jeanine, Jeanine.

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- Jeanine.
- Yeah, that's Jeanine.

249
00:13:37.412 --> 00:13:41.823
- He was arrested when
she committed the crime.

250
00:13:42.766 --> 00:13:44.733
Stole his heart.

251
00:13:45.644 --> 00:13:49.213
- (Nan laughs) Got a good song out of it.

252
00:13:50.788 --> 00:13:53.838
♪ Don't know why you can't see ♪

253
00:13:53.838 --> 00:13:57.038
♪ I'm the man who adores you ♪

254
00:13:57.038 --> 00:13:59.662
♪ Don't know why you can't be with ♪

255
00:13:59.662 --> 00:14:03.162
♪ The one that adores you ♪

256
00:14:05.510 --> 00:14:07.530
- Wish you were coming with me tomorrow.

257
00:14:07.530 --> 00:14:09.077
- Oh, you.
- I don't trust Yvonne.

258
00:14:09.077 --> 00:14:11.268
I don't know this attorney.

259
00:14:11.268 --> 00:14:16.268
- I trust George, the man
knew what he was doing?

260
00:14:16.730 --> 00:14:18.457
- Well, what if she tries something?

261
00:14:18.457 --> 00:14:21.444
What if the attorney is in on it?

262
00:14:21.444 --> 00:14:26.040
- Nan's the problem.
- I know and George

263
00:14:26.040 --> 00:14:27.780
said he had something up his sleeve,

264
00:14:27.780 --> 00:14:30.265
said it would keep her tied up.

265
00:14:30.265 --> 00:14:31.320
- What?

266
00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:33.410
- He didn't say, he was just laughing,

267
00:14:33.410 --> 00:14:35.531
you know the way George would.

268
00:14:35.531 --> 00:14:36.781
- You got this.

269
00:14:39.777 --> 00:14:42.500
- We can't quit, we've
gotta see this through.

270
00:14:43.620 --> 00:14:47.200
Anyway, Allison and Steven are distracted

271
00:14:47.200 --> 00:14:52.200
and Gramps is pretty clueless
but James, he's been nosy.

272
00:14:53.467 --> 00:14:55.740
- I got him, you know he's kind of cute.

273
00:14:55.740 --> 00:14:56.623
- I guess.

274
00:14:57.660 --> 00:14:59.362
- For a producer, I mean.

275
00:14:59.362 --> 00:15:02.580
Are you sure it's worth it?

276
00:15:02.580 --> 00:15:03.413
- Positive.

277
00:15:04.742 --> 00:15:05.676
- I feel guilty.

278
00:15:05.676 --> 00:15:10.003
- I know.
- Oh sweetie.

279
00:15:12.600 --> 00:15:14.620
- [Steven] God, that's
so terrible, I'm sorry.

280
00:15:14.620 --> 00:15:16.860
Show get canceled?
- Oh no, it's still

281
00:15:16.860 --> 00:15:19.820
getting picked up but
he's no longer attached.

282
00:15:19.820 --> 00:15:21.560
- You kill one bald eagle.

283
00:15:21.560 --> 00:15:24.734
- It was a baby bald eagle,
you fed it peanuts on live TV.

284
00:15:24.734 --> 00:15:28.486
- I'd been up there for days, well hours,

285
00:15:28.486 --> 00:15:31.010
nothing was happening, it was boring.

286
00:15:31.010 --> 00:15:35.057
I thought everybody loves
watching baby birds eat.

287
00:15:35.057 --> 00:15:38.828
All I had was a bag of peanuts,
who knew they had allergies.

288
00:15:38.828 --> 00:15:41.142
- You couldn't edit that part out?

289
00:15:41.142 --> 00:15:46.142
- I was going for ratings,
got almost a million views.

290
00:15:47.209 --> 00:15:51.537
And my arrest got another 100,000.

291
00:15:53.130 --> 00:15:56.550
Oh, I gotta go, helping
David do some cleaning,

292
00:15:56.550 --> 00:15:58.360
got get in there, get your hands dirty,

293
00:15:58.360 --> 00:15:59.290
if you want a good show.

294
00:15:59.290 --> 00:16:01.078
- Yeah, I know you just
wanna find some dirt.

295
00:16:01.078 --> 00:16:02.483
- Obviously.

296
00:16:05.950 --> 00:16:08.270
- Yvonne has a pest control guy coming by,

297
00:16:08.270 --> 00:16:10.580
make sure you let him in.

298
00:16:10.580 --> 00:16:13.062
That noise in the attic
kept me up all night.

299
00:16:13.062 --> 00:16:16.360
A contractor will be by to fix the door

300
00:16:16.360 --> 00:16:18.121
and check on the electrical.

301
00:16:18.121 --> 00:16:20.622
Hopefully, he'll be
finished before we get back.

302
00:16:20.622 --> 00:16:24.290
Maybe you two should go take a look.

303
00:16:24.290 --> 00:16:27.690
- Ah, no, no, that's
how horror movies start.

304
00:16:27.690 --> 00:16:29.153
- Maybe it really is Uncle George's ghost.

305
00:16:29.153 --> 00:16:32.140
Maybe he doesn't know he's dead yet.

306
00:16:32.140 --> 00:16:33.910
- If it's George's ghost, he probably lost

307
00:16:33.910 --> 00:16:35.530
some piece of music.

308
00:16:35.530 --> 00:16:37.759
He's always writing on
little scraps of paper.

309
00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:41.300
If you hear something playing, record it.

310
00:16:41.300 --> 00:16:44.910
- If music starts playing,
I'm back in California.

311
00:16:44.910 --> 00:16:47.689
- Don't argue with the
pest man, just pay him,

312
00:16:47.689 --> 00:16:50.943
same with the contractor.

313
00:16:53.345 --> 00:16:54.480
(man knocks)

314
00:16:54.480 --> 00:16:57.770
- Yep, coming, ah, door doesn't work,

315
00:16:57.770 --> 00:16:59.320
you gotta come in through here.

316
00:17:03.070 --> 00:17:04.550
- Well, that was interesting.

317
00:17:04.550 --> 00:17:05.980
- Yeah, we're hipsters.

318
00:17:05.980 --> 00:17:06.813
- I hate hipsters.

319
00:17:06.813 --> 00:17:09.450
- No, we're not hipsters,
we're from California.

320
00:17:09.450 --> 00:17:12.190
- That explains a lot, the
place is burning up out.

321
00:17:12.190 --> 00:17:13.437
It's people like you, you
know, you teach tolerance,

322
00:17:13.437 --> 00:17:17.087
you let your kids read "Mary
Poppins and "Harry Potter."

323
00:17:17.087 --> 00:17:17.948
- What, huh?

324
00:17:17.948 --> 00:17:19.438
- The place is going,
it's a gateway to sorcery.

325
00:17:19.438 --> 00:17:20.953
- (laughs) Listen, I'm gonna have to ask-

326
00:17:20.953 --> 00:17:22.193
- Shh, wait.

327
00:17:25.020 --> 00:17:26.161
- The housekeeper said that he put bait

328
00:17:26.161 --> 00:17:28.220
and traps up there but.

329
00:17:28.220 --> 00:17:29.960
- No, I bet they followed
you out here from California,

330
00:17:29.960 --> 00:17:31.110
I gotta check that out.

331
00:17:32.150 --> 00:17:33.385
I'm gonna need the credit card.

332
00:17:33.385 --> 00:17:35.302
- All right, all right.

333
00:17:38.369 --> 00:17:39.340
- Well, how much is gonna be?

334
00:17:39.340 --> 00:17:41.853
- Depends how many
demons you got up there.

335
00:17:43.240 --> 00:17:44.143
I'll go check.

336
00:17:48.164 --> 00:17:50.300
- [Man] I don't know about that DiCaprio.

337
00:17:50.300 --> 00:17:52.890
- Oh, he's all right, he helps
out a lot of wayward models,

338
00:17:52.890 --> 00:17:55.188
he even turned his yacht into a shelter.

339
00:17:55.188 --> 00:17:56.883
- Exactly.

340
00:17:56.883 --> 00:18:01.420
- Who knew De Niro would
be so into beanie babies.

341
00:18:01.420 --> 00:18:04.590
And that one guy, the one
who exposed so much greed

342
00:18:04.590 --> 00:18:08.121
and corruption, who knew he
would be so greedy and corrupt.

343
00:18:08.121 --> 00:18:11.083
- It takes one to know one.
- I guess.

344
00:18:15.040 --> 00:18:17.873
- You can't tell anyone.
- Quiet as a mouse.

345
00:18:19.566 --> 00:18:21.513
- Speaking of which.

346
00:18:30.130 --> 00:18:32.876
- Now what's wrong with you?
- Your daughter.

347
00:18:32.876 --> 00:18:35.070
- Well, I hope you read the fine print,

348
00:18:35.070 --> 00:18:37.863
there's a strict non-return policy.

349
00:18:41.070 --> 00:18:42.720
- She's taking a job.

350
00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:45.200
- Oh, that's horrible news.

351
00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:47.900
I hate when that happens,
when they go to work

352
00:18:47.900 --> 00:18:48.800
and make money and then-

353
00:18:48.800 --> 00:18:52.030
- She's taking a job with Sean O'Reilly.

354
00:18:52.030 --> 00:18:57.030
- Oh, here, I haven't touched it.

355
00:18:59.500 --> 00:19:00.670
- What time is it?

356
00:19:00.670 --> 00:19:02.830
- With that news, it's late enough.

357
00:19:02.830 --> 00:19:04.660
Why on earth?

358
00:19:04.660 --> 00:19:05.493
- I don't know.

359
00:19:08.500 --> 00:19:12.524
She says that she thinks

360
00:19:12.524 --> 00:19:14.600
that she's going to make a difference.

361
00:19:14.600 --> 00:19:19.225
- Ha, my daughter, that
naive, it doesn't make sense.

362
00:19:19.225 --> 00:19:23.929
- Gramps, will you please talk to her.

363
00:19:23.929 --> 00:19:26.822
- (laughs) Yeah, that'll work
and meanwhile, I'll ask Nan

364
00:19:26.822 --> 00:19:29.136
to cancel a couple of hair appointments.

365
00:19:29.136 --> 00:19:32.040
When it comes to convincing
women to do things,

366
00:19:32.040 --> 00:19:34.173
it's every man for himself.

367
00:19:35.857 --> 00:19:36.820
- I don't know what to do.

368
00:19:36.820 --> 00:19:39.760
- Well, think of it as a yin yang thing,

369
00:19:39.760 --> 00:19:42.241
I mean, you're running that big nonprofit

370
00:19:42.241 --> 00:19:45.520
with all those do-gooders
and she's working

371
00:19:45.520 --> 00:19:47.225
for the evil puppet master.

372
00:19:47.225 --> 00:19:49.780
It balances out.

373
00:19:49.780 --> 00:19:54.720
- Except I'm not working
for the nonprofit anymore.

374
00:19:54.720 --> 00:19:55.970
- Oh, you'd get a new job?

375
00:19:55.970 --> 00:19:59.078
- I was just babysitting
idiots who got a job

376
00:19:59.078 --> 00:20:01.660
out of nonprofit because
they thought it meant

377
00:20:01.660 --> 00:20:03.407
that they didn't have to work.

378
00:20:03.407 --> 00:20:05.630
- But you got a new job, right?

379
00:20:05.630 --> 00:20:07.441
- Everybody who worked
there was incompetent

380
00:20:07.441 --> 00:20:10.110
and I just couldn't take it anymore.

381
00:20:10.110 --> 00:20:13.340
- That's why age diminishes your eyesight,

382
00:20:13.340 --> 00:20:16.196
it's easier to overlook blemishes.

383
00:20:16.196 --> 00:20:19.510
- I had a lot of really
good contacts, yeah,

384
00:20:19.510 --> 00:20:22.787
just didn't pan out.

385
00:20:25.550 --> 00:20:27.340
- So, does Allison know?

386
00:20:27.340 --> 00:20:30.438
- No, not yet.

387
00:20:30.438 --> 00:20:34.251
- (Gramps laughs) Buddy,
be careful with that one.

388
00:20:34.251 --> 00:20:36.803
Hiding things from your wife,

389
00:20:37.662 --> 00:20:40.160
it's like playing Russian
Roulette the Viet Cong,

390
00:20:40.160 --> 00:20:43.117
even if you don't blow your brains out,

391
00:20:43.117 --> 00:20:47.294
you still get all that stress and terror.

392
00:20:47.294 --> 00:20:48.603
- Yeah.

393
00:20:50.590 --> 00:20:53.320
You know, it's not like your dreams die,

394
00:20:53.320 --> 00:20:57.933
you just sort of slowly wake up.

395
00:20:59.986 --> 00:21:01.510
- Yeah, that's a good one.

396
00:21:01.510 --> 00:21:06.510
- How did you decide, I
mean, what you wanted to do?

397
00:21:08.490 --> 00:21:13.490
- Well, like most young men,
I confused wealth with worth.

398
00:21:15.380 --> 00:21:17.480
I thought about joining
Doctors Without Borders

399
00:21:17.480 --> 00:21:20.580
but then I discovered
nurses without boundaries

400
00:21:20.580 --> 00:21:23.526
and I gotta tell you, they do
a great service for the world.

401
00:21:23.526 --> 00:21:26.490
And that's where I met Nan.

402
00:21:26.490 --> 00:21:27.540
- Wait, I thought that she worked

403
00:21:27.540 --> 00:21:30.830
for Mother Theresa's organization.

404
00:21:30.830 --> 00:21:32.910
- Yeah, yeah, everybody's
got their own narrative.

405
00:21:32.910 --> 00:21:34.745
- What, you just let
her decide everything?

406
00:21:34.745 --> 00:21:39.745
- Steven, every relationship
comes to a crossroads.

407
00:21:43.770 --> 00:21:47.370
You have to decide control or happiness

408
00:21:47.370 --> 00:21:49.100
and you can't have both.

409
00:21:49.100 --> 00:21:53.060
And the only way it works

410
00:21:53.060 --> 00:21:56.210
is if it's the other person's
happiness is more important

411
00:21:56.210 --> 00:21:59.503
and you both have to want that.

412
00:22:00.760 --> 00:22:04.520
- Well, I'm not even
interested in happiness,

413
00:22:04.520 --> 00:22:07.200
I just don't wanna be miserable.

414
00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:08.870
- Oh, that's Jefferson's fault,

415
00:22:08.870 --> 00:22:10.660
how come he couldn't say life, liberty

416
00:22:10.660 --> 00:22:13.470
and the pursuit of the arts.

417
00:22:13.470 --> 00:22:17.090
Happiness, it's overrated, it's fleeting.

418
00:22:17.090 --> 00:22:22.090
Money, trips, cars, sex,
momentary gratifications

419
00:22:23.080 --> 00:22:28.080
that can't hold up under the
heavy weight of all day long

420
00:22:28.510 --> 00:22:30.373
and again tomorrow.

421
00:22:32.670 --> 00:22:35.543
There is one thing though, tendrils.

422
00:22:37.829 --> 00:22:39.080
- What?

423
00:22:39.080 --> 00:22:44.080
- Ethereal tendrils, delicate,
fine, unseen connections

424
00:22:46.332 --> 00:22:51.332
that you can't get any other
way than a lifelong love.

425
00:22:53.710 --> 00:22:58.023
Maybe Jefferson was right,
maybe that's what he meant.

426
00:22:59.840 --> 00:23:04.000
But be careful, man, those
tendrils can choke you out.

427
00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:06.530
- I don't care, let it all go to the cats,

428
00:23:06.530 --> 00:23:08.134
there's no way on God's green Earth

429
00:23:08.134 --> 00:23:10.730
that I am going to promote such filth.

430
00:23:10.730 --> 00:23:13.400
- It's your brother's last
wish, it's his dying wish.

431
00:23:13.400 --> 00:23:15.820
- Well, you don't always
get what you want,

432
00:23:15.820 --> 00:23:17.220
especially when you're dead.

433
00:23:17.220 --> 00:23:19.060
- Whoa, whoa, what happened?

434
00:23:19.060 --> 00:23:20.560
- I don't wanna talk about it.

435
00:23:23.040 --> 00:23:24.749
Did the pest man come?
- Yes.

436
00:23:24.749 --> 00:23:26.660
- And.
- I said David's

437
00:23:26.660 --> 00:23:28.110
got it under control.

438
00:23:28.110 --> 00:23:29.268
- He didn't charge you for that did he?

439
00:23:29.268 --> 00:23:31.470
- 500.
- You didn't pay him did you?

440
00:23:31.470 --> 00:23:34.633
- You said that, I gave him George's card.

441
00:23:34.633 --> 00:23:36.994
- Good luck collected from the cats.

442
00:23:36.994 --> 00:23:38.880
And the contractor.

443
00:23:38.880 --> 00:23:40.080
- He's got it all figured out.

444
00:23:40.080 --> 00:23:41.500
What happened?

445
00:23:41.500 --> 00:23:44.463
- It's all very simple, we
went to the lawyers and,

446
00:23:44.463 --> 00:23:46.306
can I get one of those?

447
00:23:46.306 --> 00:23:48.690
- Haven't touched it.

448
00:23:48.690 --> 00:23:52.564
- Okay, it's split among us all evenly

449
00:23:52.564 --> 00:23:55.597
as long as we erect a-

450
00:23:55.597 --> 00:23:57.980
- If we don't it all goes to the cats.

451
00:23:57.980 --> 00:24:00.500
- Cats, does he even have any cats?

452
00:24:00.500 --> 00:24:04.310
- They're staying with me,
miss Mittens and Mouseto.

453
00:24:04.310 --> 00:24:06.891
- We have to erect.
- Yes, erect.

454
00:24:06.891 --> 00:24:09.950
- Erect a-
- We have to erect something?

455
00:24:09.950 --> 00:24:11.030
- What?

456
00:24:11.030 --> 00:24:12.930
- George already got it through planning.

457
00:24:12.930 --> 00:24:15.460
- Oh, planning is the
easy part of an erection.

458
00:24:15.460 --> 00:24:17.406
- Then we just have to complete it.

459
00:24:17.406 --> 00:24:19.000
- That's the hard part.

460
00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:22.330
- It has to say please-
- Yes, please.

461
00:24:22.330 --> 00:24:25.000
- Pretty much all erections say please.

462
00:24:25.000 --> 00:24:27.410
- What has to say please?

463
00:24:27.410 --> 00:24:29.010
- A plaque.
- A plaque.

464
00:24:29.010 --> 00:24:30.820
- In the park.
- A plaque in the park

465
00:24:30.820 --> 00:24:33.410
saying pleasing, a pleasing
plaque in the park.

466
00:24:33.410 --> 00:24:37.480
- No, not pleasing.
- Please teach teens-

467
00:24:37.480 --> 00:24:39.480
- Oh god please.

468
00:24:39.480 --> 00:24:42.233
- Please teach teens to?

469
00:24:46.133 --> 00:24:50.216
- Please teach teens it's
okay to love themselves

470
00:24:51.260 --> 00:24:53.630
both emotionally and physically.

471
00:24:53.630 --> 00:24:58.630
- Oh, well, erect is the correct word.

472
00:24:58.730 --> 00:25:00.800
- That sounds okay.

473
00:25:00.800 --> 00:25:02.813
- What George is trying to say

474
00:25:02.813 --> 00:25:07.773
is that we should teach
the kids to fly solo,

475
00:25:10.040 --> 00:25:14.792
release the Kraken, choke
the chicken, wax the carrot,

476
00:25:14.792 --> 00:25:16.720
rub your worm.
- Okay, Gramps,

477
00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:18.570
that's enough.
- Drain the swamp,

478
00:25:18.570 --> 00:25:21.783
manipulate your base,
menage a me, DIY 101,

479
00:25:23.032 --> 00:25:28.032
jingle the handle, the safest of all sex.

480
00:25:29.250 --> 00:25:31.288
- Gramps!
- Okay, yeah, I know.

481
00:25:31.288 --> 00:25:33.383
Palmella Handerson. (laughs)

482
00:25:34.280 --> 00:25:39.280
- Let us agree to encourage young people

483
00:25:40.140 --> 00:25:43.693
to explore sexual self gratification.

484
00:25:45.380 --> 00:25:50.380
Let's eliminate connotations
of shame associated with it.

485
00:25:50.869 --> 00:25:52.638
- The M word.

486
00:25:52.638 --> 00:25:55.200
- In my opinion, this will help to

487
00:25:56.299 --> 00:25:58.060
alleviate sexual repression,

488
00:25:58.060 --> 00:26:01.180
minimize aggression, lead to better health

489
00:26:01.180 --> 00:26:05.434
and may result in fewer
unwanted pregnancies.

490
00:26:05.434 --> 00:26:09.840
Hopefully it will also
lead to better self control

491
00:26:09.840 --> 00:26:14.240
by the males in our
society, George Watson.

492
00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:16.536
- Well, you gotta admit
males of our society

493
00:26:16.536 --> 00:26:20.610
have not always been in the best behavior,

494
00:26:20.610 --> 00:26:21.980
maybe this will help.

495
00:26:21.980 --> 00:26:25.464
Here's to George, he went out with style,

496
00:26:25.464 --> 00:26:28.820
gotta hand it to him.
- Actually, I think

497
00:26:28.820 --> 00:26:30.763
he wanted us to hand it to ourselves.

498
00:26:30.763 --> 00:26:32.900
(dramatic music)

499
00:26:32.900 --> 00:26:35.313
- [Man] Have you heard the
latest from coastal elites,

500
00:26:35.313 --> 00:26:36.146
(crowd chanting)

501
00:26:36.146 --> 00:26:38.098
they are demanding that our children

502
00:26:38.098 --> 00:26:41.570
defile their bodies and souls.

503
00:26:41.570 --> 00:26:43.666
The time for action is now.

504
00:26:43.666 --> 00:26:46.249
(woman knocks)

505
00:26:47.579 --> 00:26:49.383
- [Crowd] Hands off it's a
sin hands off it's a sin!

506
00:26:49.383 --> 00:26:51.450
- A Porsche just pulled up.

507
00:26:51.450 --> 00:26:52.670
- Oh, that'll be the puppet master.

508
00:26:52.670 --> 00:26:55.493
He must have heard
Californians are in town.

509
00:26:56.520 --> 00:26:59.070
You know I bet the only word
that rhymes with Porsche

510
00:26:59.070 --> 00:27:00.139
is douche.

511
00:27:00.139 --> 00:27:01.290
(Yvonne laughs)

512
00:27:01.290 --> 00:27:03.307
- Well, I think it's just fantastic,

513
00:27:03.307 --> 00:27:06.710
sure he's a little cooky,
but then who isn't.

514
00:27:06.710 --> 00:27:08.590
And Steven will just have to-

515
00:27:08.590 --> 00:27:11.260
- Look, I am all for
free speech but that guy

516
00:27:11.260 --> 00:27:12.177
should be shot.

517
00:27:12.177 --> 00:27:14.290
- I will get this.

518
00:27:14.290 --> 00:27:18.763
Mr. O'Reilly, you really
did not have to come.

519
00:27:18.763 --> 00:27:22.470
- Oh, how could I know,
rather fortuitous, huh?

520
00:27:22.470 --> 00:27:23.303
- Yes, rather.

521
00:27:23.303 --> 00:27:25.483
This is my father, Tim.

522
00:27:25.483 --> 00:27:27.500
- Nice to meet you.

523
00:27:27.500 --> 00:27:29.510
- And my mother, Meg.

524
00:27:29.510 --> 00:27:31.200
- Nice to meet you.

525
00:27:31.200 --> 00:27:32.980
- Oh my, what?

526
00:27:32.980 --> 00:27:35.602
- Oh, I'm sorry concealed
weapon, permitted, of course,

527
00:27:35.602 --> 00:27:37.720
side note, you'd be
surprised how many people

528
00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:39.096
think I need to be shot.

529
00:27:39.096 --> 00:27:41.370
(Allison laughs)

530
00:27:41.370 --> 00:27:44.930
- This is my brother, James,
one of your biggest fans.

531
00:27:44.930 --> 00:27:45.900
- Nice to meet you.

532
00:27:45.900 --> 00:27:47.780
No autographs.
- Shame.

533
00:27:47.780 --> 00:27:49.970
- Sean, but please call me Mr. O'Reilly.

534
00:27:49.970 --> 00:27:51.346
- Oh really?
- O'Reilly.

535
00:27:51.346 --> 00:27:54.090
- You know I produce reality
shows, maybe we could?

536
00:27:54.090 --> 00:27:55.680
- Yeah, I don't really
consider that television.

537
00:27:55.680 --> 00:27:57.394
- Not into reality?
- Not at all.

538
00:27:57.394 --> 00:28:00.677
- Ah, this is Yvonne Marks.
- Yvonne Marks, mistress

539
00:28:00.677 --> 00:28:03.620
to the great George Watson.

540
00:28:03.620 --> 00:28:07.220
- Fiance.
- I'm so sorry

541
00:28:07.220 --> 00:28:11.256
for your loss, if there's
anything I can do.

542
00:28:11.256 --> 00:28:13.643
- I'm good, thanks.

543
00:28:17.010 --> 00:28:19.781
- All of you, I'm so sorry for your loss.

544
00:28:19.781 --> 00:28:21.830
- That's very kind of you.

545
00:28:21.830 --> 00:28:23.920
- I needed to come down
and meet the family

546
00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:25.230
of my new assistant.

547
00:28:25.230 --> 00:28:27.538
I mean, the fact that you guys just happen

548
00:28:27.538 --> 00:28:29.960
to be at the center of the
greatest controversy in America,

549
00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:34.530
well, it has it all free
speech, tawdry sex, small town.

550
00:28:34.530 --> 00:28:36.730
- It's Brooklyn.
- Yeah, close enough.

551
00:28:36.730 --> 00:28:39.470
- Well, Mr. O'Reilly
has just been named head

552
00:28:39.470 --> 00:28:40.824
of the White Caucus.

553
00:28:40.824 --> 00:28:45.070
- Well, well you can't have
a caucus without a head.

554
00:28:45.070 --> 00:28:45.950
- Congratulations.

555
00:28:45.950 --> 00:28:50.450
I've always wondered, is it
true that the Black Caucus

556
00:28:50.450 --> 00:28:52.120
is larger than the White Caucus

557
00:28:52.120 --> 00:28:54.220
or is it that just a fallacy.

558
00:28:54.220 --> 00:28:56.600
- It's the size of the ideas that matter.

559
00:28:56.600 --> 00:28:59.506
- I've always ordered that
it's more mental than physical

560
00:28:59.506 --> 00:29:01.570
but Nan here-
- Thank you, Dad,

561
00:29:01.570 --> 00:29:03.442
I will show you to your room.

562
00:29:03.442 --> 00:29:06.630
- Very nice to meet you all.

563
00:29:06.630 --> 00:29:07.990
- Yes, okay.

564
00:29:07.990 --> 00:29:11.227
- Oh, and I put you in the
room where George wrote

565
00:29:11.227 --> 00:29:13.770
"My Blood Runs Red White and Blue."

566
00:29:13.770 --> 00:29:16.056
- Side note, that's my favorite song.

567
00:29:16.056 --> 00:29:17.780
- Why thank you.
- Well, great, let's.

568
00:29:17.780 --> 00:29:18.706
- Great song.
- Yeah.

569
00:29:18.706 --> 00:29:21.563
- I love that song, genius.

570
00:29:21.563 --> 00:29:23.683
- How is that a side note?

571
00:29:33.650 --> 00:29:38.173
- Hey, I'm getting hungry, Allison?

572
00:29:42.070 --> 00:29:44.400
- When were you planning on telling me?

573
00:29:44.400 --> 00:29:45.930
- Telling you what?

574
00:29:45.930 --> 00:29:47.283
- Your severance pay came.

575
00:29:48.629 --> 00:29:49.462
- Oh, shit.

576
00:29:50.830 --> 00:29:53.670
Freaking Viet Cong.
- What?

577
00:29:53.670 --> 00:29:54.503
- Nothing.

578
00:29:55.870 --> 00:29:58.130
- So, you quit your job.

579
00:29:58.130 --> 00:30:00.510
- Well, you told me to quit.

580
00:30:00.510 --> 00:30:02.160
- That was when I thought you had a job.

581
00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:05.090
- Oh, I see, so it's okay for me to quit

582
00:30:05.090 --> 00:30:07.000
when you tell me to
quit, it's just not okay

583
00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:08.130
for me to do it on my own.

584
00:30:08.130 --> 00:30:10.462
- It's not okay for you
to quit and not tell me.

585
00:30:10.462 --> 00:30:12.430
This is a partnership.

586
00:30:12.430 --> 00:30:13.660
I can't make decisions in the dark,

587
00:30:13.660 --> 00:30:15.010
what if I had listened to you,

588
00:30:15.010 --> 00:30:16.722
what if I would have turned
down the job with Sean,

589
00:30:16.722 --> 00:30:18.540
where would we be, raising
a kid with no jobs,

590
00:30:18.540 --> 00:30:20.120
no medical.
- I'm sorry, okay,

591
00:30:20.120 --> 00:30:22.597
I just, listen, I couldn't do it anymore.

592
00:30:22.597 --> 00:30:25.570
- So, you're telling me what to do

593
00:30:25.570 --> 00:30:27.360
and you're not telling
me what you're doing.

594
00:30:27.360 --> 00:30:28.530
That's not a relationship.

595
00:30:28.530 --> 00:30:31.730
- I am sorry, I am.

596
00:30:31.730 --> 00:30:33.420
- I can't believe this
is the person I married.

597
00:30:33.420 --> 00:30:35.690
How can you be out there
preaching about honesty

598
00:30:35.690 --> 00:30:37.410
and equality when you can't
even practice it at home?

599
00:30:37.410 --> 00:30:41.400
- I said that I am sorry, what
else do you want me to say?

600
00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:43.540
- Why didn't you tell me,
that's what I don't get,

601
00:30:43.540 --> 00:30:44.790
why wouldn't you tell me?

602
00:30:47.350 --> 00:30:50.277
- Okay, look, I didn't tell you

603
00:30:50.277 --> 00:30:53.650
because I was afraid that if I told you,

604
00:30:53.650 --> 00:30:56.350
you would take that
job with Sean for sure.

605
00:30:56.350 --> 00:30:57.880
- Yeah, I'm gonna take the job with Sean

606
00:30:57.880 --> 00:30:59.190
whether or not you have a job

607
00:30:59.190 --> 00:31:01.509
and whether or not you say it's okay.

608
00:31:01.509 --> 00:31:02.840
That's what you don't understand,

609
00:31:02.840 --> 00:31:05.220
you don't get to make all the
decisions about our lives.

610
00:31:05.220 --> 00:31:07.120
- Oh, no I don't get to make any decisions

611
00:31:07.120 --> 00:31:08.170
in our fucking lives.

612
00:31:17.010 --> 00:31:20.300
- I worked as a checker for two years

613
00:31:20.300 --> 00:31:21.983
so that you could go to college.

614
00:31:23.170 --> 00:31:25.440
We waited for your career to get started

615
00:31:25.440 --> 00:31:26.883
before I began the beat.

616
00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:31.813
I had been working my ass
off to get to this point.

617
00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:34.730
And it's a shitty time for reporters

618
00:31:34.730 --> 00:31:35.990
and you're gonna quit your job

619
00:31:35.990 --> 00:31:37.605
and then you're gonna ask
me to turn down everything

620
00:31:37.605 --> 00:31:39.160
that I ever wanted?

621
00:31:39.160 --> 00:31:41.579
What is going on in your head?

622
00:31:41.579 --> 00:31:44.246
(Steven laughs)

623
00:32:11.290 --> 00:32:13.250
You know George came to
the grocery store once

624
00:32:13.250 --> 00:32:14.250
when I was checking.

625
00:32:17.740 --> 00:32:20.633
He waited in line, he didn't buy anything,

626
00:32:25.988 --> 00:32:29.787
he just looked at me and he
said, "Don't lose yourself."

627
00:32:39.820 --> 00:32:44.353
And I never told you because
I was afraid that I was.

628
00:32:48.240 --> 00:32:52.860
But he knew, I mean, he
just got right in there

629
00:32:52.860 --> 00:32:53.823
and he knew.

630
00:32:58.960 --> 00:33:03.960
And I swore that I would
never again lose myself.

631
00:33:28.080 --> 00:33:29.950
- Allison.
- Yes.

632
00:33:29.950 --> 00:33:34.763
- Hey, look, I just, I wanted to, I just,

633
00:33:34.763 --> 00:33:36.610
thanks for coming onboard.

634
00:33:36.610 --> 00:33:39.140
- Well, it's a big opportunity for me so.

635
00:33:39.140 --> 00:33:41.790
- Yeah, it is, so it's important

636
00:33:41.790 --> 00:33:44.152
that we're on the same page.

637
00:33:44.152 --> 00:33:46.859
- Absolutely.
- A team.

638
00:33:46.859 --> 00:33:47.843
- Yeah.

639
00:33:50.020 --> 00:33:55.020
- See, it's important that
what happens in the locker room

640
00:33:56.651 --> 00:33:59.690
stays in the locker room.

641
00:33:59.690 --> 00:34:02.223
- As long as we're not
actually in the locker room.

642
00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:08.200
- Well, no of course,
but winning is what life

643
00:34:09.210 --> 00:34:10.043
is all about.

644
00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:13.820
Television, politics, see it's all about

645
00:34:13.820 --> 00:34:17.500
manipulating the simple minds to our side.

646
00:34:17.500 --> 00:34:18.333
- Right.

647
00:34:19.250 --> 00:34:21.189
- And it's not a bad
thing 'cause we're right.

648
00:34:21.189 --> 00:34:22.423
- Okay.

649
00:34:23.770 --> 00:34:27.940
- So, if the president
can keep that plaque

650
00:34:27.940 --> 00:34:31.533
from going up, that's a win.

651
00:34:31.533 --> 00:34:33.200
- Gotcha.

652
00:34:33.200 --> 00:34:35.838
- And since your family's
in control of that.

653
00:34:35.838 --> 00:34:39.388
- Oh, I see, so we're not
just reporting on the news,

654
00:34:39.388 --> 00:34:40.926
we're manipulating it.

655
00:34:40.926 --> 00:34:45.713
- Giving it a hand,
you know, massaging it.

656
00:34:46.620 --> 00:34:49.270
- Those are the words you
actually just chose to use.

657
00:34:52.800 --> 00:34:54.970
The problem, Mr. O'Reilly
is that my family

658
00:34:54.970 --> 00:34:56.563
is not very easy to sway.

659
00:34:58.031 --> 00:35:01.253
- Well, Allison, that's not good.

660
00:35:02.150 --> 00:35:03.943
- 'Cause they're not simple-minded.

661
00:35:05.520 --> 00:35:08.203
Excuse me, fucking man.

662
00:35:10.264 --> 00:35:14.065
- [Crowd] Stop the plaque, stop
the plaque, stop the plaque!

663
00:35:14.065 --> 00:35:17.846
Stop the plaque, stop the
plaque, stop the plaque,

664
00:35:17.846 --> 00:35:19.785
stop the plaque!

665
00:35:19.785 --> 00:35:21.190
- Did you get your job back, sweetie?

666
00:35:21.190 --> 00:35:22.994
- No, no, no, no, but I'm glad for it.

667
00:35:22.994 --> 00:35:27.447
- Well, hey, come work for me,

668
00:35:27.447 --> 00:35:29.640
"Made Maids" was just picked up.

669
00:35:29.640 --> 00:35:33.380
- Fantastic James,
"Made Maids," I love it.

670
00:35:33.380 --> 00:35:37.336
- David is the executive
producer and my name's not on it,

671
00:35:37.336 --> 00:35:39.610
one baby bird.

672
00:35:39.610 --> 00:35:40.600
- I'm not gonna do that.

673
00:35:40.600 --> 00:35:45.600
But I do feel like I am
supposed to do something.

674
00:35:46.900 --> 00:35:50.350
- You'll find it, your true
passion doesn't give up on you.

675
00:35:50.350 --> 00:35:53.522
- That's beautiful, James.
- That was George,

676
00:35:53.522 --> 00:35:56.037
I can't tell you how many
times I wanted to quit,

677
00:35:56.037 --> 00:35:58.430
how many times I did quit.

678
00:35:58.430 --> 00:36:00.080
- Maybe I don't have a true passion.

679
00:36:00.080 --> 00:36:02.488
- Of course you did, changing
things for the better.

680
00:36:02.488 --> 00:36:07.488
- Maybe we're all failures,
as a species, I mean.

681
00:36:08.343 --> 00:36:11.250
- Okay, this is gonna require a double.

682
00:36:11.250 --> 00:36:14.220
- Fashionable fascism, exalted dictators,

683
00:36:14.220 --> 00:36:17.714
murdering tyrants, a
president with Tourettes,

684
00:36:17.714 --> 00:36:20.417
multiple bombings, shootings, wars.

685
00:36:20.417 --> 00:36:25.417
- The worst the world, the
less worrisome the apocalypse.

686
00:36:25.730 --> 00:36:29.080
- Did you know that there
are over 20 armed conflicts

687
00:36:29.080 --> 00:36:30.970
in the world right now.

688
00:36:30.970 --> 00:36:33.210
America is in nine of them.

689
00:36:33.210 --> 00:36:37.270
We are at war and nobody
is marching for peace.

690
00:36:37.270 --> 00:36:39.150
Now they're marching for masturbation.

691
00:36:39.150 --> 00:36:40.389
- Well, you've gotta stand for something.

692
00:36:40.389 --> 00:36:42.654
- I've taken a rigid stance on it.

693
00:36:42.654 --> 00:36:45.016
- Uh-huh, this whole plaque business,

694
00:36:45.016 --> 00:36:49.682
it epitomizes the unbridgeable division

695
00:36:49.682 --> 00:36:51.680
in the United States right now

696
00:36:51.680 --> 00:36:53.675
which is red versus blue, right?

697
00:36:53.675 --> 00:36:57.200
I mean, the things that
they are saying, my god.

698
00:36:57.200 --> 00:36:58.725
God hates tolerance.

699
00:36:58.725 --> 00:37:01.320
Who'd even think such a thing?

700
00:37:01.320 --> 00:37:03.260
- Actually there's this pest control guy.

701
00:37:03.260 --> 00:37:04.714
- What they should be marching about

702
00:37:04.714 --> 00:37:09.360
is fucking homelessness, poverty, racism,

703
00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:11.210
the ever shrinking middle class, right,

704
00:37:11.210 --> 00:37:13.500
the wealth imbalance, okay.

705
00:37:13.500 --> 00:37:15.716
This is what they should
be fucking marching about

706
00:37:15.716 --> 00:37:18.190
and immigrations, oh my god,

707
00:37:18.190 --> 00:37:19.864
don't even fucking get me started.

708
00:37:19.864 --> 00:37:21.285
- Too late for that.

709
00:37:21.285 --> 00:37:24.412
- Protectionism over
morality, there I said, okay,

710
00:37:24.412 --> 00:37:29.240
and pollution, there
are islands of plastic

711
00:37:29.240 --> 00:37:33.000
floating in the sea, huge islands, right,

712
00:37:33.000 --> 00:37:36.606
dwindling resources,
right, mindless waste.

713
00:37:36.606 --> 00:37:39.179
Microplastics invading our bodies,

714
00:37:39.179 --> 00:37:42.866
poisoning each and every
single fucking one of us.

715
00:37:42.866 --> 00:37:45.109
- But at least there's binge watching,

716
00:37:45.109 --> 00:37:46.800
I like the binge watching.

717
00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:47.973
- Drones are cool.

718
00:37:47.973 --> 00:37:51.890
- You know, the truth,
I thought was supposed

719
00:37:51.890 --> 00:37:54.240
to set us free, all it
does is piss me off.

720
00:37:54.240 --> 00:37:56.200
- I don't know drones
always kinda remind me

721
00:37:56.200 --> 00:37:57.750
of the flying monkeys.

722
00:37:57.750 --> 00:38:00.460
- Yeah, but remember they weren't evil.

723
00:38:00.460 --> 00:38:02.520
- That's right, when
the wicked witch died,

724
00:38:02.520 --> 00:38:03.353
they were happy.

725
00:38:03.353 --> 00:38:07.134
- Yeah, exactly drones are
the new flying monkeys.

726
00:38:07.134 --> 00:38:09.515
- Shut up about the
drones, climate change.

727
00:38:09.515 --> 00:38:12.380
- The good thing about climate change

728
00:38:12.380 --> 00:38:14.603
is we won't have to retire to Arizona,

729
00:38:14.603 --> 00:38:16.690
Arizona's coming to us.

730
00:38:16.690 --> 00:38:17.980
- Gramps that's not funny.

731
00:38:17.980 --> 00:38:21.600
The Earth is literally going
to increase by two degrees

732
00:38:22.456 --> 00:38:23.819
in the next 30 years.

733
00:38:23.819 --> 00:38:25.170
I wonder if you have any idea what that's

734
00:38:25.170 --> 00:38:27.750
gonna do to the planet,
maybe you don't give a shit

735
00:38:27.750 --> 00:38:30.290
because you're not gonna be
alive anymore, is that it?

736
00:38:30.290 --> 00:38:32.744
- You know what the ultimate
six degrees of separation is?

737
00:38:32.744 --> 00:38:35.339
Between us and the planet.

738
00:38:35.339 --> 00:38:37.520
- (chuckles) That's good.

739
00:38:37.520 --> 00:38:40.504
- That's hysterical, are you
fucking listening to me, huh?

740
00:38:40.504 --> 00:38:44.080
These are the things that
people should be marching about

741
00:38:44.080 --> 00:38:47.358
but no, nobody gives a fuck about anything

742
00:38:47.358 --> 00:38:51.179
except their right to
fucking screw themselves.

743
00:38:51.179 --> 00:38:53.349
- Did he just use the M word?

744
00:38:53.349 --> 00:38:56.570
I think he used the M word.

745
00:39:03.706 --> 00:39:07.730
- He had these stashed in
the back of his closet.

746
00:39:07.730 --> 00:39:10.473
- Hmm, I always liked George.

747
00:39:19.504 --> 00:39:20.643
- [Crowd] Hands off, it's a
sin, hands off, it's a sin,

748
00:39:23.243 --> 00:39:26.123
hands off, it's a sin,
hands off, it's a sin!

749
00:39:26.123 --> 00:39:27.910
- I miss climbing through.
- Me too.

750
00:39:27.910 --> 00:39:30.021
- The crowd is getting larger.

751
00:39:30.021 --> 00:39:32.980
- Yeah, thank the puppet master for that.

752
00:39:32.980 --> 00:39:35.320
He put our address out on his show.

753
00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:40.320
Oh and drone delivery.

754
00:39:41.937 --> 00:39:44.720
- "La La Land," I didn't order this.

755
00:39:44.720 --> 00:39:45.820
- Maybe George did.

756
00:39:45.820 --> 00:39:46.917
- He would never do that.

757
00:39:46.917 --> 00:39:48.590
- And this came.

758
00:39:48.590 --> 00:39:51.333
- Okay.
- Planning commission,

759
00:39:51.333 --> 00:39:53.461
threatening to revoke our permit.

760
00:39:53.461 --> 00:39:58.290
Apparently they didn't
understand the English language.

761
00:39:58.290 --> 00:40:00.600
- Well, I'll respond with legal language.

762
00:40:00.600 --> 00:40:03.602
- Or we can nix the plaque
and it all goes away.

763
00:40:03.602 --> 00:40:06.040
- Is that true, the plaque's being nixed?

764
00:40:06.040 --> 00:40:09.761
- No, look what George is trying to say

765
00:40:09.761 --> 00:40:13.698
that as long as we keep
repressing our sexuality,

766
00:40:13.698 --> 00:40:16.235
then men will continue to be pigs

767
00:40:16.235 --> 00:40:20.400
and women will continue to be disrespected

768
00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:23.850
and objectified but if we accept the fact

769
00:40:23.850 --> 00:40:26.200
that we are indeed sexual creatures

770
00:40:26.200 --> 00:40:28.400
and that our desires are at times

771
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:29.733
just difficult to control,

772
00:40:29.733 --> 00:40:33.260
then we can start down the right path.

773
00:40:33.260 --> 00:40:35.282
- Sounds like a path of further decay.

774
00:40:35.282 --> 00:40:37.800
You might as well legalize prostitution.

775
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:39.610
- Would that be so terrible?

776
00:40:39.610 --> 00:40:42.740
- Well, the states are taking
over the numbers racket,

777
00:40:42.740 --> 00:40:44.860
you got Native Americans
have gambling now,

778
00:40:44.860 --> 00:40:49.860
pot's legal, you legalize
prostitution, maybe hard drugs,

779
00:40:50.190 --> 00:40:53.269
boom organized crime is history.

780
00:40:53.269 --> 00:40:54.600
Poor bastards.

781
00:40:54.600 --> 00:40:56.843
- What is wrong with self control?

782
00:40:56.843 --> 00:41:00.453
- Self control, I understand
self control, you ass.

783
00:41:00.453 --> 00:41:02.488
- Don't throw your fake oppression at me.

784
00:41:02.488 --> 00:41:05.829
There's no desire for hard work anymore,

785
00:41:05.829 --> 00:41:07.634
there's no backbone in
this nation anymore.

786
00:41:07.634 --> 00:41:10.260
From the melting pot to the chamber pot.

787
00:41:10.260 --> 00:41:11.760
Nobody wants to take responsibility.

788
00:41:11.760 --> 00:41:14.460
Do anything you want, have
the government pay for it.

789
00:41:14.460 --> 00:41:15.870
Let obscenity rule.

790
00:41:15.870 --> 00:41:17.620
You know this whole world is going to hell

791
00:41:17.620 --> 00:41:19.035
in a hand basket.

792
00:41:19.035 --> 00:41:24.035
And I talk and I talk and
nothing but deaf ears,

793
00:41:25.610 --> 00:41:27.002
Sodom and Gomorrah.

794
00:41:27.002 --> 00:41:29.214
Sodom and Gomorrah.

795
00:41:29.214 --> 00:41:31.576
- All right, where's this Mrs. Mittens?

796
00:41:31.576 --> 00:41:34.243
Mrs. Mittens, she reversed
my credit card charge.

797
00:41:34.243 --> 00:41:35.580
- George's cat.

798
00:41:35.580 --> 00:41:37.270
- I wouldn't worry about it man,

799
00:41:37.270 --> 00:41:40.328
there's about six cameras
on your van out there,

800
00:41:40.328 --> 00:41:44.037
that's gotta be better than
Google ads and Yelp combined.

801
00:41:44.037 --> 00:41:45.810
- Yeah, maybe I should
go out there and act

802
00:41:45.810 --> 00:41:46.970
like I'm doing something, huh?

803
00:41:46.970 --> 00:41:48.414
- Yeah, put on a show.

804
00:41:48.414 --> 00:41:51.563
- God hates tolerance, I gotta
admit, that's a good one.

805
00:41:51.563 --> 00:41:53.944
- I'm not sure hates.

806
00:41:53.944 --> 00:41:56.513
- Where do you think
wrath comes from, moron?

807
00:41:59.790 --> 00:42:02.584
- I'm just not comfortable
with the wording.

808
00:42:02.584 --> 00:42:07.304
Teach them to you know, who,
who is going to teach them?

809
00:42:07.304 --> 00:42:10.456
- Priests, scout leaders.

810
00:42:10.456 --> 00:42:14.400
- When, what age and how?

811
00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:16.410
- All of that will be tough to figure out

812
00:42:16.410 --> 00:42:17.700
but it's better than letting them

813
00:42:17.700 --> 00:42:19.820
just fumble in the darkness.

814
00:42:19.820 --> 00:42:20.823
- [Sean] Fuck!

815
00:42:26.055 --> 00:42:27.202
- The president just tweeted out,

816
00:42:27.202 --> 00:42:32.202
the plaque is the plague
and touching yourself

817
00:42:32.970 --> 00:42:37.150
is the original sin and he's
just signed an executive order

818
00:42:37.150 --> 00:42:38.880
to make it illegal.

819
00:42:38.880 --> 00:42:40.783
- The M word, or the act?
- The act.

820
00:42:40.783 --> 00:42:44.330
- Ooh, you think jails are crowded now.

821
00:42:44.330 --> 00:42:47.294
- It's probably just his
Tourettes, he's having an episode.

822
00:42:47.294 --> 00:42:49.426
- No, no, no.

823
00:42:49.426 --> 00:42:53.797
Oh, I need a drink.
- It's not a crutch,

824
00:42:53.797 --> 00:42:55.531
it's a foundation.

825
00:42:55.531 --> 00:42:57.363
- Is something wrong?

826
00:43:00.650 --> 00:43:04.580
- There could be some news
that might agitate the crowd

827
00:43:04.580 --> 00:43:05.987
just a little bit.

828
00:43:05.987 --> 00:43:07.393
- Are we in danger?

829
00:43:09.411 --> 00:43:12.230
- You know what, I'd love to see someone

830
00:43:12.230 --> 00:43:13.610
try to walk through that door right now,

831
00:43:13.610 --> 00:43:14.880
I'd shoot them myself.

832
00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:17.144
- Hey take it easy big guy.

833
00:43:17.144 --> 00:43:18.949
- You know what, I'm
gonna take my foundation

834
00:43:18.949 --> 00:43:20.466
and I'm gonna go upstairs,

835
00:43:20.466 --> 00:43:21.790
'cause I have work to do and I can't be

836
00:43:21.790 --> 00:43:23.630
walking up and down these fucking stairs!

837
00:43:23.630 --> 00:43:27.093
- Okay, fine, no worries.

838
00:43:28.870 --> 00:43:31.760
- It seems like we're causing
an awful lot of trouble.

839
00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:35.077
- George is anyway, maybe
that's what he wanted.

840
00:43:35.077 --> 00:43:38.072
- No, it's not what George wanted,

841
00:43:38.072 --> 00:43:41.173
he just wants us to grow up.

842
00:43:54.730 --> 00:43:56.280
- I'm going back to California.

843
00:43:59.510 --> 00:44:01.520
- To get Jax and plan the move?

844
00:44:01.520 --> 00:44:02.883
- I think I'm gonna stay.

845
00:44:03.790 --> 00:44:05.140
- It seems a bit dramatic.

846
00:44:05.140 --> 00:44:06.930
- I can't live here, all the materialism

847
00:44:06.930 --> 00:44:10.010
and the frantic pace.

848
00:44:10.010 --> 00:44:11.269
- Yeah, that's them not us.

849
00:44:11.269 --> 00:44:16.230
- It feels infectious.
- What is really going on?

850
00:44:16.230 --> 00:44:19.429
- I have to do something,
I feel a boiling up inside

851
00:44:19.429 --> 00:44:21.340
but I don't know what it is.

852
00:44:21.340 --> 00:44:23.760
- And you think you're gonna
figure that out in California

853
00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:24.890
but not here?

854
00:44:24.890 --> 00:44:26.533
- It's too chaotic here.

855
00:44:26.533 --> 00:44:29.813
- You need to calm the
noise in your own attic

856
00:44:29.813 --> 00:44:32.363
and then the outside world won't matter.

857
00:45:04.210 --> 00:45:05.110
- You can't sleep?

858
00:45:06.162 --> 00:45:10.913
- Hmm, I thought I heard something.

859
00:45:11.810 --> 00:45:13.250
- Did you leave a note?

860
00:45:13.250 --> 00:45:14.300
- It's not like that.

861
00:45:28.107 --> 00:45:30.357
- Let me ask you something,

862
00:45:31.980 --> 00:45:33.230
how did it get like this?

863
00:45:35.180 --> 00:45:39.573
I mean, didn't we both set out to do good?

864
00:45:47.438 --> 00:45:49.771
- Let me ask you a question,

865
00:45:53.187 --> 00:45:57.783
did man create consciousness
or consciousness man?

866
00:45:58.820 --> 00:45:59.653
- What?

867
00:46:06.290 --> 00:46:07.503
- Is there a god?

868
00:46:09.810 --> 00:46:10.950
- I don't know.

869
00:46:14.250 --> 00:46:18.607
- You die right now, do you see God?

870
00:46:25.010 --> 00:46:30.010
- I think that God is
beyond any definition

871
00:46:32.240 --> 00:46:35.390
we can conceive and so I do think

872
00:46:35.390 --> 00:46:36.763
that we should stop trying.

873
00:46:38.820 --> 00:46:40.720
I think it causes nothing but trouble.

874
00:46:49.040 --> 00:46:52.987
- Why can't you commit?

875
00:46:56.660 --> 00:47:01.660
Do you, Steven believe God exists?

876
00:47:08.060 --> 00:47:13.060
- Something does, something,
call that a whatever,

877
00:47:14.994 --> 00:47:19.994
you know, but I feel it, I do.

878
00:47:22.597 --> 00:47:25.717
And I think you do too, Sean, you know,

879
00:47:25.717 --> 00:47:27.517
or otherwise you wouldn't be asking.

880
00:47:52.130 --> 00:47:56.857
- The maddening noise, politics, the news,

881
00:48:01.093 --> 00:48:03.633
the fucking news.

882
00:48:07.371 --> 00:48:11.467
And that cosmic blink, this
will all be a desolate rock,

883
00:48:14.170 --> 00:48:18.783
no matter what we do, meaningless.

884
00:48:32.670 --> 00:48:33.503
- Fuck it.

885
00:48:35.010 --> 00:48:39.780
- Wait, wait, wait, okay,
wait, you're right, Sean,

886
00:48:39.780 --> 00:48:42.210
you're right, okay,
everything is meaningless.

887
00:48:42.210 --> 00:48:45.250
There is no God, it's
all useless and death

888
00:48:45.250 --> 00:48:49.930
is just pure blackness,
just nothingness, okay

889
00:48:49.930 --> 00:48:52.030
and why go on, why do anything at all

890
00:48:52.030 --> 00:48:54.690
when it's all fucking meaningless, right?

891
00:48:54.690 --> 00:48:59.360
But go beyond just understanding

892
00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:02.971
and accept the meaninglessness of life

893
00:49:02.971 --> 00:49:06.160
and suddenly anything is possible

894
00:49:06.160 --> 00:49:09.368
because it's all meaningless.

895
00:49:09.368 --> 00:49:14.368
Failure, shame, media, all of it.

896
00:49:22.133 --> 00:49:26.917
- If it's all meaningless,
why don't I just rampage,

897
00:49:26.917 --> 00:49:28.434
murder and pillage?

898
00:49:28.434 --> 00:49:32.400
- Okay, right, because
you know that it's wrong

899
00:49:34.539 --> 00:49:39.539
but Sean, you can do whatever is right,

900
00:49:44.990 --> 00:49:49.990
however you want, free
from critique or ridicule.

901
00:50:10.340 --> 00:50:12.572
- She's having his love child.

902
00:50:12.572 --> 00:50:15.130
- What?
- The president

903
00:50:15.130 --> 00:50:19.343
got her pregnant and now
she's having his baby.

904
00:50:23.890 --> 00:50:26.850
- Who?
- Rachel Maddow.

905
00:50:26.850 --> 00:50:29.374
- Wait I thought that she was-
- She is.

906
00:50:29.374 --> 00:50:31.523
She is.

907
00:50:34.400 --> 00:50:36.990
She did it on purpose.

908
00:50:36.990 --> 00:50:39.433
She knows how weak he is.

909
00:50:40.910 --> 00:50:42.823
- That's a hell of a patriot, I guess.

910
00:50:50.330 --> 00:50:53.093
- Yeah, but I can spin this one.

911
00:50:54.800 --> 00:50:59.650
- How about this, you
say that it was a reach

912
00:50:59.650 --> 00:51:04.650
across the aisle, the ultimate
reach across the aisle,

913
00:51:06.757 --> 00:51:09.353
more of a breach.

914
00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:16.010
They did it on purpose to
bring the country together

915
00:51:16.010 --> 00:51:19.833
like never before.

916
00:51:21.560 --> 00:51:26.560
And you have them name the baby Unity

917
00:51:26.960 --> 00:51:31.300
or something like that, I don't know.

918
00:51:37.130 --> 00:51:38.480
- [Sean] Well, I like that.

919
00:51:50.571 --> 00:51:52.380
- He used to leave these
hand drawn cartoons for me.

920
00:51:52.380 --> 00:51:54.140
- Yeah, yeah, he mailed them to me too.

921
00:51:54.140 --> 00:51:56.460
Be the only thing in the envelope.

922
00:51:56.460 --> 00:51:58.690
- Some were stupid,
but they made me laugh.

923
00:51:58.690 --> 00:52:01.054
- Always, the polar bears.

924
00:52:01.054 --> 00:52:06.054
- Out on the iceberg.
- Yeah, wait, wait,

925
00:52:06.440 --> 00:52:08.024
how did that one go?

926
00:52:08.024 --> 00:52:11.720
- One says, where do you
go when the caps melt?

927
00:52:11.720 --> 00:52:13.463
- America, it's polarized.

928
00:52:14.360 --> 00:52:17.590
(men chuckle)

929
00:52:17.590 --> 00:52:18.840
- Yeah, he was something.

930
00:52:22.670 --> 00:52:24.870
- I didn't know he sent
them to anyone else.

931
00:52:25.710 --> 00:52:27.010
- Might have just been us.

932
00:52:30.130 --> 00:52:31.400
Swear you'll keep your mouth shut.

933
00:52:31.400 --> 00:52:32.960
- Of course, I got
nothing against the guy.

934
00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:33.810
- Swear it to me.

935
00:52:33.810 --> 00:52:37.203
- I swear, to you I would swear anything.

936
00:52:43.170 --> 00:52:45.953
But I get to use the
stuff about Jon Stewart,

937
00:52:46.846 --> 00:52:51.846
the "Death to Smoochy"
memorabilia and the fake Oscar,

938
00:52:52.500 --> 00:52:55.444
all that man's success and
yet there's a sad hole inside,

939
00:52:55.444 --> 00:52:57.583
now that is pathos.

940
00:52:59.538 --> 00:53:00.970
- All right, but no mention
about the adult diapers, okay?

941
00:53:00.970 --> 00:53:01.803
- Never.

942
00:53:03.620 --> 00:53:05.690
Hey, thanks.

943
00:53:05.690 --> 00:53:08.290
- No problem.
- For believing in me,

944
00:53:08.290 --> 00:53:11.077
I was beginning to doubt myself

945
00:53:11.077 --> 00:53:13.173
whether or not I was a good person.

946
00:53:14.890 --> 00:53:16.090
- Of course you're good,

947
00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:19.183
now you just have to learn
to love that goodness.

948
00:53:20.120 --> 00:53:22.370
Loving yourself makes God your ally,

949
00:53:22.370 --> 00:53:25.146
once you've done that
it's easy to love others,

950
00:53:25.146 --> 00:53:27.570
even with their faults.

951
00:53:27.570 --> 00:53:30.380
- You believe in God.
- Of course.

952
00:53:30.380 --> 00:53:31.832
- So sure about it.

953
00:53:31.832 --> 00:53:36.523
- Doing for others gives
you an understanding.

954
00:54:02.300 --> 00:54:04.230
- This whole time I thought
it was the perfect show

955
00:54:04.230 --> 00:54:05.303
I was searching for.

956
00:54:18.500 --> 00:54:21.343
- Oh thank God, Gramps, will
you make me a drink please?

957
00:54:23.045 --> 00:54:25.300
(Steven sighs)

958
00:54:25.300 --> 00:54:27.930
You know, I gotta tell
you, I think I'm starting

959
00:54:27.930 --> 00:54:31.132
to agree with your whole
don't let boos be a crunch,

960
00:54:31.132 --> 00:54:33.263
make it a foundation.

961
00:54:38.500 --> 00:54:39.333
Thank you.

962
00:54:41.990 --> 00:54:45.360
I don't know, I think I
just, I gotta let her do

963
00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:48.080
whatever she wants, you know

964
00:54:48.080 --> 00:54:51.477
and then hope for the best, right?

965
00:54:56.323 --> 00:54:59.323
(footsteps running)

966
00:55:04.450 --> 00:55:07.530
I think I saved a man's life tonight.

967
00:55:07.530 --> 00:55:10.880
The only problem is I don't
know if he was worth saving.

968
00:55:10.880 --> 00:55:14.953
Allison says everybody is
worth saving but I don't know.

969
00:55:16.320 --> 00:55:19.010
I think about those
folks that saved Hitler,

970
00:55:19.010 --> 00:55:20.710
during World War I, who was gased.

971
00:55:22.260 --> 00:55:25.687
The doctors and the nurses, I mean,

972
00:55:25.687 --> 00:55:29.523
you know, what if they were Jewish?

973
00:55:42.240 --> 00:55:47.240
What if the problems that
we have today, you know,

974
00:55:48.406 --> 00:55:52.663
with the nation stem from our forefathers?

975
00:55:55.070 --> 00:56:00.070
I mean, these guys signed
a document, a declaration

976
00:56:00.242 --> 00:56:04.944
of equality and they put their names to it

977
00:56:04.944 --> 00:56:09.944
and then they lived
the opposite, you know?

978
00:56:10.700 --> 00:56:13.699
They had slaves, they oppressed women.

979
00:56:13.699 --> 00:56:18.699
Doesn't the Bible say that
the sins of the father

980
00:56:19.160 --> 00:56:21.502
will be visited upon future generations.

981
00:56:21.502 --> 00:56:26.502
So, the Civil War, the
Civil Rights, the division

982
00:56:30.620 --> 00:56:31.873
that we have right now.

983
00:56:34.270 --> 00:56:35.990
I mean, couldn't all of this stem

984
00:56:35.990 --> 00:56:40.680
from the fact that our
forefathers did not live the lives

985
00:56:40.680 --> 00:56:44.850
that they declared, their
ideals, their values,

986
00:56:44.850 --> 00:56:48.113
they put their names to
it and they didn't do it.

987
00:56:56.640 --> 00:56:57.543
What do you think?

988
00:57:04.720 --> 00:57:05.553
Gramps?

989
00:57:07.700 --> 00:57:08.723
Doesn't that figure.

990
00:57:11.897 --> 00:57:13.647
I say my best stuff here to myself.

991
00:57:15.931 --> 00:57:17.163
Gramps.

992
00:57:19.922 --> 00:57:20.755
Hey.

993
00:57:26.773 --> 00:57:29.190
(Nans cries)

994
00:57:30.482 --> 00:57:31.435
- Honey?

995
00:57:31.435 --> 00:57:34.475
- With all of this going on,
I don't think I allowed myself

996
00:57:34.475 --> 00:57:36.507
time to grieve.

997
00:57:38.480 --> 00:57:40.774
- Well, he was a good man.

998
00:57:40.774 --> 00:57:43.540
- Yeah.
- Brilliant

999
00:57:43.540 --> 00:57:47.067
and he lived a full life, he did.

1000
00:57:49.129 --> 00:57:54.129
- This is one of my
favorites, "911 to Jesus."

1001
00:57:55.620 --> 00:57:59.043
- Yeah, that was a good one.

1002
00:57:59.990 --> 00:58:01.960
Probably his biggest hit, too.

1003
00:58:01.960 --> 00:58:03.540
- Oh, god, everybody loved it.

1004
00:58:03.540 --> 00:58:07.100
- Well.
- Well, except

1005
00:58:07.100 --> 00:58:09.070
for the 911 dispatchers.

1006
00:58:09.070 --> 00:58:11.350
Apparently people actually

1007
00:58:11.350 --> 00:58:16.350
thought they could dial
911 to Jesus. (laughs)

1008
00:58:16.832 --> 00:58:20.561
♪ Sending out a 911 to Jesus ♪

1009
00:58:20.561 --> 00:58:22.808
♪ Putting out an APV to God ♪

1010
00:58:22.808 --> 00:58:25.524
♪ Someone tore my heart into pieces ♪

1011
00:58:25.524 --> 00:58:30.524
♪ And I'm falling in the land of Nod. ♪

1012
00:58:30.715 --> 00:58:32.115
- Oh, he was a good brother,

1013
00:58:33.340 --> 00:58:35.470
till he had to go and pull this shit,

1014
00:58:35.470 --> 00:58:38.860
I mean, right at the very end.

1015
00:58:38.860 --> 00:58:42.200
I mean, why put me through this?

1016
00:58:42.200 --> 00:58:46.960
I just can't believe that a
guy who wrote "911 to Jesus"

1017
00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:48.113
would want this built.

1018
00:58:49.740 --> 00:58:54.623
- Just think of this as his
last good dead to the world.

1019
00:58:54.623 --> 00:58:56.595
- Oh god, good deed?

1020
00:58:56.595 --> 00:58:59.108
Tell that to the protestors out there

1021
00:58:59.108 --> 00:59:02.250
and it's not a good deed, it's gross.

1022
00:59:02.250 --> 00:59:06.000
- You're focusing on the M word.

1023
00:59:06.000 --> 00:59:08.860
What he's saying is that we
should teach kids it's okay,

1024
00:59:08.860 --> 00:59:11.289
he's not saying teach kids how to do it.

1025
00:59:11.289 --> 00:59:13.133
Can you imagine that?

1026
00:59:13.133 --> 00:59:14.247
- Oh, god.

1027
00:59:14.247 --> 00:59:17.916
- All right, class, 60 seconds,
pull out your vibrators.

1028
00:59:17.916 --> 00:59:19.760
No checking your neighbors work.

1029
00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:22.719
Marilyn, arch your back.

1030
00:59:22.719 --> 00:59:27.719
No, he's saying it's okay
to do it, we're humans,

1031
00:59:27.840 --> 00:59:29.772
we're sexual beings, we're animals

1032
00:59:29.772 --> 00:59:34.210
and you repress that
stuff and then you know,

1033
00:59:34.210 --> 00:59:39.200
it all starts leaking
out on the creepy side.

1034
00:59:39.200 --> 00:59:40.835
Ask the Catholics?

1035
00:59:40.835 --> 00:59:45.835
- Well, fine, then do it through sex ed,

1036
00:59:47.440 --> 00:59:50.150
not on a plaque with our family name on it

1037
00:59:50.150 --> 00:59:52.080
for the rest of God knows how long.

1038
00:59:52.080 --> 00:59:55.250
A plaque that has the
whole country up in arms.

1039
00:59:55.250 --> 00:59:57.233
- It's starting a dialogue.

1040
01:00:00.260 --> 01:00:03.320
(banging from the attic)

1041
01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:04.783
- That's no mouse.

1042
01:00:10.810 --> 01:00:11.710
- Who you calling?

1043
01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:15.890
- Yes, I'm sorry to bother you

1044
01:00:15.890 --> 01:00:19.583
but I think we have an
intruder in our house.

1045
01:00:22.360 --> 01:00:25.033
320 Maple Avenue, Brooklyn.

1046
01:00:27.511 --> 01:00:29.563
Why yes it is.

1047
01:00:32.112 --> 01:00:34.403
Thank you so much.

1048
01:00:38.090 --> 01:00:39.470
- They'll be right over.

1049
01:00:39.470 --> 01:00:40.550
- Who will be right over?

1050
01:00:40.550 --> 01:00:42.630
- The police.
- Why?

1051
01:00:42.630 --> 01:00:43.463
- Listen.

1052
01:00:47.640 --> 01:00:49.410
- Could be one of the protestors.

1053
01:00:49.410 --> 01:00:51.912
- Yeah, probably some
animal rights protestors

1054
01:00:51.912 --> 01:00:54.350
coming in to steal our mice.

1055
01:00:54.350 --> 01:00:55.730
- That's not mice.

1056
01:00:55.730 --> 01:00:57.952
- I don't know, it sounds
like someone's practicing

1057
01:00:57.952 --> 01:01:00.260
what we're supposed to
be teaching the kids.

1058
01:01:00.260 --> 01:01:01.830
- You know we should
probably check that out.

1059
01:01:01.830 --> 01:01:03.570
- What if they're armed.

1060
01:01:03.570 --> 01:01:07.093
- If they're doing while
armed, that's dangerous.

1061
01:01:07.943 --> 01:01:10.453
Trust me, I know.

1062
01:01:11.649 --> 01:01:13.902
(police knock)

1063
01:01:13.902 --> 01:01:14.735
- I'm so glad you're here.
- Ma'am.

1064
01:01:14.735 --> 01:01:16.253
- That was fast.

1065
01:01:16.253 --> 01:01:19.150
- We were right outside.
- Protest patrol.

1066
01:01:19.150 --> 01:01:21.070
- Dispatch said something
about an intruder.

1067
01:01:21.070 --> 01:01:22.543
- Yeah, in the attic, listen.

1068
01:01:23.893 --> 01:01:25.677
- I bet it's a protestor trying
to slip inside, let's go.

1069
01:01:25.677 --> 01:01:28.190
- Somebody's slipping inside something.

1070
01:01:28.190 --> 01:01:33.190
Hey, be careful up there,
that's how horror films begin.

1071
01:01:34.880 --> 01:01:36.860
- Maybe this place really is haunted.

1072
01:01:36.860 --> 01:01:39.040
- Honey, there's no such thing as ghosts.

1073
01:01:39.040 --> 01:01:41.743
- But thank god there are evil spirits.

1074
01:01:52.580 --> 01:01:54.680
- It wasn't a horror film.
- Close enough.

1075
01:01:54.680 --> 01:01:56.190
- We just got a little carried away.

1076
01:01:56.190 --> 01:01:57.670
- You know I can't believe
that you would do such a thing.

1077
01:01:57.670 --> 01:01:59.380
- Well, sex isn't a crime, so.

1078
01:01:59.380 --> 01:02:01.180
- Not yet.
- Or not anymore.

1079
01:02:01.180 --> 01:02:02.923
- Sorry.
- Paul, just

1080
01:02:02.923 --> 01:02:04.910
go get some clothes on.

1081
01:02:04.910 --> 01:02:06.270
- Or we could have a toga party.

1082
01:02:06.270 --> 01:02:07.820
- Speaking of two sheets.

1083
01:02:07.820 --> 01:02:10.200
- Hate to interrupt but I gotta get going.

1084
01:02:10.200 --> 01:02:12.010
- Mr. O'Reilly, did you sleep okay?

1085
01:02:12.010 --> 01:02:15.140
- Best night ever, ready
to conquer the world.

1086
01:02:15.140 --> 01:02:17.620
- You know with most people
that's a figure of speech,

1087
01:02:17.620 --> 01:02:19.359
but with you.

1088
01:02:19.359 --> 01:02:22.419
- Would you like some breakfast?

1089
01:02:22.419 --> 01:02:25.139
- No, I must be going.

1090
01:02:25.139 --> 01:02:27.900
But we do have a slight
problem, my gun is missing

1091
01:02:27.900 --> 01:02:29.480
and it needs to be returned

1092
01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:30.930
or I'm gonna have to call the cops.

1093
01:02:30.930 --> 01:02:32.940
- Well, there's plenty out there.

1094
01:02:32.940 --> 01:02:34.533
- Look, I don't wanna make it a big deal,

1095
01:02:34.533 --> 01:02:36.357
I just need it returned.

1096
01:02:36.357 --> 01:02:38.177
- You're welcomed to search me.

1097
01:02:38.177 --> 01:02:39.870
(all laugh)

1098
01:02:39.870 --> 01:02:41.947
- You could be arrested for that.

1099
01:02:41.947 --> 01:02:42.970
- Armed and dangerous.

1100
01:02:42.970 --> 01:02:44.470
- Disgusting, see this is what happens

1101
01:02:44.470 --> 01:02:45.440
when you give an inch.

1102
01:02:45.440 --> 01:02:46.811
- More like several.

1103
01:02:46.811 --> 01:02:47.800
(men laugh)

1104
01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:50.130
- Okay, I'm beginning to
think God does hate tolerance.

1105
01:02:50.130 --> 01:02:53.060
All right, folks, last chance,
I'm not messing around here.

1106
01:02:53.060 --> 01:02:54.350
- Hey, no need to make a call.

1107
01:02:54.350 --> 01:02:55.912
- Oh my god.
- I got your gun.

1108
01:02:55.912 --> 01:02:58.800
- Aren't you-
- Lorenzo.

1109
01:02:58.800 --> 01:03:01.260
- Yeah, hi, look, I got your gun, Sean,

1110
01:03:01.260 --> 01:03:02.720
the one that you gave to me last night

1111
01:03:02.720 --> 01:03:03.867
so you wouldn't kill yourself.

1112
01:03:03.867 --> 01:03:05.380
- Ah, no I did no such thing.

1113
01:03:05.380 --> 01:03:07.000
- Was that fake news.

1114
01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:10.385
You were a bit out of sorts, right Steven?

1115
01:03:10.385 --> 01:03:14.195
- He wasn't quite himself,
although we all have our moments.

1116
01:03:14.195 --> 01:03:15.860
- Well, look you're not
gonna make that call

1117
01:03:15.860 --> 01:03:17.680
because it would hurt your
run for the presidency.

1118
01:03:17.680 --> 01:03:19.450
- What?
- Yeah, that's right.

1119
01:03:19.450 --> 01:03:23.053
He decided last night
after you saved his life.

1120
01:03:27.050 --> 01:03:30.100
And you're not gonna make a call,

1121
01:03:30.100 --> 01:03:32.350
'cause Yvonne is gonna
change the plaque to read

1122
01:03:32.350 --> 01:03:34.250
love yourselves in all ways.

1123
01:03:34.250 --> 01:03:35.790
- I just cleared it with planning

1124
01:03:35.790 --> 01:03:37.553
and they're beyond relieved.

1125
01:03:39.430 --> 01:03:41.690
- Remember when you two were young

1126
01:03:41.690 --> 01:03:44.108
and you couldn't keep your
hands off of each other?

1127
01:03:44.108 --> 01:03:48.141
And maybe you made love somewhere
that you shouldn't have,

1128
01:03:48.141 --> 01:03:52.073
that's the one that you
remember to this day,

1129
01:03:52.970 --> 01:03:57.363
so, money isn't as important
as connection, right?

1130
01:03:58.498 --> 01:04:00.793
So keep this place.

1131
01:04:07.470 --> 01:04:08.694
- Hey what's that?
- Just a note.

1132
01:04:08.694 --> 01:04:09.833
- You mind?

1133
01:04:11.394 --> 01:04:14.187
- Reminders for myself, bullet points,

1134
01:04:14.187 --> 01:04:18.466
now that I'm running, I just
wanna make sure to you know

1135
01:04:18.466 --> 01:04:21.200
treat people better.

1136
01:04:21.200 --> 01:04:22.701
- Treat women as equals.

1137
01:04:22.701 --> 01:04:23.803
That's good.

1138
01:04:25.870 --> 01:04:26.703
No groping.

1139
01:04:28.400 --> 01:04:30.050
- It's a tough one, if you know for me

1140
01:04:30.050 --> 01:04:32.263
'cause it's been a bit of a problem.

1141
01:04:33.820 --> 01:04:38.820
- Minorities are, I'm
not even gonna read that.

1142
01:04:39.990 --> 01:04:43.171
Just treat everybody as if
they were your grandmother.

1143
01:04:43.171 --> 01:04:45.390
- Well, that'll work.

1144
01:04:45.390 --> 01:04:47.589
- It will work, stop questioning yourself,

1145
01:04:47.589 --> 01:04:51.034
you're the puppet master,
be the puppet master.

1146
01:04:51.034 --> 01:04:53.430
And if you do go on to
be the next president,

1147
01:04:53.430 --> 01:04:55.683
be the best damn president we've ever had.

1148
01:04:58.981 --> 01:05:01.823
Be proud of your shows.

1149
01:05:02.740 --> 01:05:04.770
They're entertaining people,

1150
01:05:04.770 --> 01:05:08.020
helping to keep their minds
off the chaos in the world

1151
01:05:08.020 --> 01:05:11.190
but also think outside the box.

1152
01:05:11.190 --> 01:05:13.147
Slip some vitamins into that (indistinct).

1153
01:05:15.209 --> 01:05:16.980
- We've gotta go.
- Okay.

1154
01:05:16.980 --> 01:05:20.440
And Steven, loosen up, man,
I mean, she can take care

1155
01:05:20.440 --> 01:05:25.070
of herself and you, she's
beautiful, successful,

1156
01:05:25.070 --> 01:05:27.000
I mean you've won the lottery.

1157
01:05:27.000 --> 01:05:28.840
You're trying so hard, you
just don't see the gifts

1158
01:05:28.840 --> 01:05:30.000
being given to you.

1159
01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:31.460
The world's not perfect, you know,

1160
01:05:31.460 --> 01:05:32.850
you're not gonna find the perfect job.

1161
01:05:32.850 --> 01:05:34.630
People aren't gonna always agree,

1162
01:05:34.630 --> 01:05:35.943
doors aren't gonna work.

1163
01:05:35.943 --> 01:05:39.633
The imperfect nature of
existence is it's beauty.

1164
01:05:40.830 --> 01:05:44.413
- [Crowd] Stop the
plaque, stop the plaque!

1165
01:05:48.370 --> 01:05:51.087
- Ready to go.
- [Crowd] stop the plaque!

1166
01:05:51.087 --> 01:05:54.080
- It was you all along.

1167
01:05:54.080 --> 01:05:56.041
- Nobody ever suspects
the pest control guy.

1168
01:05:56.041 --> 01:05:58.409
- I thought you was
this arch conservative.

1169
01:05:58.409 --> 01:06:00.863
- Yeah, but I know right from wrong.

1170
01:06:05.291 --> 01:06:06.124
- I'll be right out.

1171
01:06:07.210 --> 01:06:11.166
- Imperfect nature of
existence is it's beauty.

1172
01:06:11.166 --> 01:06:13.223
I like that.

1173
01:06:14.080 --> 01:06:15.980
- And I always try to be as close

1174
01:06:15.980 --> 01:06:18.720
to imperfection as possible.

1175
01:06:18.720 --> 01:06:21.173
- And you've never looked so beautiful.

1176
01:06:22.610 --> 01:06:25.713
- It was George's idea,
hide him in the attic.

1177
01:06:26.670 --> 01:06:28.950
You know they were like
brothers from another mother,

1178
01:06:28.950 --> 01:06:31.583
so no phone calls, okay.

1179
01:06:32.710 --> 01:06:34.520
- You're really gonna change the plaque?

1180
01:06:34.520 --> 01:06:36.894
- It was Lorenzo's idea.

1181
01:06:36.894 --> 01:06:40.700
He thought it would bring people together

1182
01:06:40.700 --> 01:06:43.550
rather than deepening the divide.

1183
01:06:43.550 --> 01:06:48.550
'Cause after all that's what
George's music was all about,

1184
01:06:48.990 --> 01:06:53.990
bringing people together so
as they feel connected, loved.

1185
01:06:56.830 --> 01:07:01.150
Anyway, I'm gonna use my inheritance

1186
01:07:01.150 --> 01:07:05.459
to start a sex ed
program for young people,

1187
01:07:05.459 --> 01:07:07.763
see what I can do to affect change.

1188
01:07:09.820 --> 01:07:12.753
Do you?
- Yeah.

1189
01:07:18.480 --> 01:07:22.526
We're keeping the house, okay,

1190
01:07:22.526 --> 01:07:23.593
a place for us all to gather.

1191
01:07:26.150 --> 01:07:28.733
(Yvonne cries)

1192
01:07:41.610 --> 01:07:42.443
Me too.

1193
01:07:48.830 --> 01:07:49.813
- I like her.

1194
01:07:59.310 --> 01:08:02.473
- It's your gun.
- Thanks.

1195
01:08:06.866 --> 01:08:07.699
All right.

1196
01:08:13.860 --> 01:08:15.430
- What are you doing?

1197
01:08:15.430 --> 01:08:17.290
- Calling the cops, I'm
not gonna be blackmailed

1198
01:08:17.290 --> 01:08:18.710
by a criminal.

1199
01:08:18.710 --> 01:08:21.433
- Wait, wait, wait, don't make that call

1200
01:08:21.433 --> 01:08:26.433
and we'll say that you came
up with the whole solution,

1201
01:08:28.211 --> 01:08:31.134
you changed the words on the plaque

1202
01:08:31.134 --> 01:08:33.413
that bridged the divide.

1203
01:08:34.420 --> 01:08:38.053
Sean O'Reilly, you're
the bridge America needs.

1204
01:08:40.300 --> 01:08:41.133
- Nice.

1205
01:08:42.569 --> 01:08:44.446
(Steven sighs)

1206
01:08:44.446 --> 01:08:46.046
Are you sure you don't
wanna come work for me,

1207
01:08:46.046 --> 01:08:47.630
I mean, you have got a gift.

1208
01:08:47.630 --> 01:08:51.140
- You know what, I think I will.

1209
01:08:51.140 --> 01:08:53.129
- Really?
- O'Reilly. (laughs)

1210
01:08:53.129 --> 01:08:56.283
- I will see you two at 6 a.m. sharp.

1211
01:09:01.310 --> 01:09:03.560
- [Allison] So you're gonna
influence the puppet master?

1212
01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:06.783
- Absolutely, we're gonna
be working together.

1213
01:09:06.783 --> 01:09:08.980
- I am not working for that
jerk, are you kidding me,

1214
01:09:08.980 --> 01:09:11.049
the guy's a freak, he's
suicidal one minute,

1215
01:09:11.049 --> 01:09:13.140
running for president the next.

1216
01:09:13.140 --> 01:09:14.270
- Pretty much the same thing.

1217
01:09:14.270 --> 01:09:16.403
- Has to write himself a
note to keep from groping,

1218
01:09:16.403 --> 01:09:19.000
why do lunatics run the world.

1219
01:09:19.000 --> 01:09:20.777
- Because normals are too busy living.

1220
01:09:20.777 --> 01:09:22.860
- Then what are you gonna do?

1221
01:09:22.860 --> 01:09:25.993
- I've had it with these people,
I'm gonna run for office.

1222
01:09:29.356 --> 01:09:32.333
- That is fantastic!

1223
01:09:33.577 --> 01:09:35.090
What office?

1224
01:09:35.090 --> 01:09:40.090
- Well, this was fun, it
might make a good show.

1225
01:09:40.200 --> 01:09:43.400
Family reunions bridging
that American divide.

1226
01:09:43.400 --> 01:09:45.481
But we've got some cleaning to do.

1227
01:09:45.481 --> 01:09:47.830
I've actually discovered
that I love vacuuming,

1228
01:09:47.830 --> 01:09:49.406
it's so therapeutic.

1229
01:09:49.406 --> 01:09:51.515
- There is a vacuum upstairs, you know.

1230
01:09:51.515 --> 01:09:53.502
- Therapy's in session.

1231
01:09:53.502 --> 01:09:55.835
(men laugh)

1232
01:09:58.590 --> 01:10:02.675
- Well, Gramps.
- Well, indeed, Nans.

1233
01:10:02.675 --> 01:10:06.643
- What do you say, we
go find us Ferris wheel.

1234
01:10:07.940 --> 01:10:09.720
- Ah, one's that totally empty

1235
01:10:09.720 --> 01:10:11.793
and then we go pay off
the attendant to go away

1236
01:10:11.793 --> 01:10:16.060
and concentrate a little
more on our entrance plan

1237
01:10:16.060 --> 01:10:18.177
than our exit strategy.

1238
01:10:18.177 --> 01:10:23.177
- Well, just so you know, I'm gluten-free.

1239
01:10:23.766 --> 01:10:24.599
- Oh.

1240
01:10:31.595 --> 01:10:33.270
(dramatic music)

1241
01:10:33.270 --> 01:10:36.090
- [Man] Victory is ours,
the weeks I crumbled

1242
01:10:36.090 --> 01:10:39.380
under the weight of
truth, our esteemed head

1243
01:10:39.380 --> 01:10:40.260
of the White Caucus,

1244
01:10:40.260 --> 01:10:43.243
Sean O'Reilly forged a solution,

1245
01:10:43.243 --> 01:10:45.522
thank god for men like him.

1246
01:10:45.522 --> 01:10:48.483
He is the bridge America needs.

1247
01:10:52.900 --> 01:10:54.422
- Are we forgetting anything?

1248
01:10:54.422 --> 01:10:56.333
- I don't think so.

1249
01:10:57.650 --> 01:10:59.630
- Ah, it feels like we're
forgetting something.

1250
01:10:59.630 --> 01:11:00.463
- Are you okay?

1251
01:11:01.654 --> 01:11:04.961
- I don't know, I'm feeling
anxious about tomorrow.

1252
01:11:04.961 --> 01:11:06.640
- It's not necessarily a bad thing

1253
01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:08.587
as long as it doesn't get out of control.

1254
01:11:08.587 --> 01:11:13.193
- I wouldn't mind getting out of control.

1255
01:11:14.940 --> 01:11:17.153
- It's been awhile since
you've been out of control.

1256
01:11:18.593 --> 01:11:21.490
- The attic?
- The attic.

1257
01:11:31.563 --> 01:11:34.294
(man knocks)

1258
01:11:34.294 --> 01:11:36.711
(man knocks)

1259
01:11:40.390 --> 01:11:41.223
- Hello?

1260
01:11:43.550 --> 01:11:44.613
Hello?

1261
01:11:49.720 --> 01:11:51.683
Crazy ass folks.

1262
01:11:54.570 --> 01:11:58.393
Nothing better to do, money rots the mind,

1263
01:11:59.630 --> 01:12:04.630
I need to fix the door, I
need to seal it shut again.

1264
01:12:06.529 --> 01:12:09.980
(thumping from attic)

1265
01:12:09.980 --> 01:12:14.153
Oh hell no, that's how
horror movies start.

1266
01:12:26.340 --> 01:12:29.280
- Wait, are we forgetting something?

1267
01:12:29.280 --> 01:12:31.293
- Nope.
- Oh yeah.

1268
01:12:38.529 --> 01:12:40.112
- Let's go get Jax.

1269
01:12:48.769 --> 01:12:49.769
- Ethereal tendrils.

1270
01:13:02.742 --> 01:13:05.992
(dramatic piano music)

1271
01:13:12.406 --> 01:13:15.406
(upbeat jazz music)

1272
01:18:15.970 --> 01:18:19.137
- Well, you've gotta hand it to the kids,

1273
01:18:19.137 --> 01:18:21.943
they pulled it off.