1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:13,694 --> 00:00:16,293 - Lies, it's all lies. 4 00:00:16,293 --> 00:00:17,994 You know it's all fake, 5 00:00:17,994 --> 00:00:19,503 but you keep coming back for more. 6 00:00:19,503 --> 00:00:21,939 - Wasn't it Einstein, 7 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,140 who said- - (mumbles) Spit it out. 8 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:24,700 Wasn't it Einstein that said what? 9 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:26,867 "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, 10 00:00:26,867 --> 00:00:28,205 but expecting a different result?" 11 00:00:28,205 --> 00:00:29,061 - [Female Caller] Yes, that's it. 12 00:00:29,061 --> 00:00:30,164 - No, that's not it. 13 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:31,102 Let me tell you something, sweetheart, 14 00:00:31,102 --> 00:00:32,695 that too is a lie. 15 00:00:32,695 --> 00:00:36,224 More lies that you people all seem to believe nowadays. 16 00:00:36,224 --> 00:00:38,891 No, that quote did not come from Einstein, 17 00:00:38,891 --> 00:00:40,697 even though he's often attributed. 18 00:00:40,697 --> 00:00:43,335 Truth is, no one really knows who said it first. 19 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,114 Could be a Chinese proverb. 20 00:00:45,114 --> 00:00:46,774 Could have been Mark Twain. 21 00:00:46,774 --> 00:00:47,755 It doesn't matter. 22 00:00:47,755 --> 00:00:50,420 Truth is, it is a lie. 23 00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:52,124 It is a lie that Einstein said it, 24 00:00:52,124 --> 00:00:54,033 and it is a lie that you are now spreading 25 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:55,435 like venereal disease. - Please, just stop. 26 00:00:55,435 --> 00:00:56,909 God, I just didn't know. - It is that bad. 27 00:00:56,909 --> 00:00:58,365 You should wanna know the truth. 28 00:00:58,365 --> 00:01:01,314 Instead, you wanna just keep on believing the lies. 29 00:01:01,314 --> 00:01:02,147 So here's some truth for you. 30 00:01:02,147 --> 00:01:02,980 You ready? 31 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:03,813 You sittin' down? 32 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:04,721 Listen. 33 00:01:04,721 --> 00:01:07,011 Nothing will ever change between you 34 00:01:07,011 --> 00:01:09,241 and your lying, cheating, no good boyfriend. 35 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:10,074 How 'bout that? 36 00:01:10,074 --> 00:01:12,217 (female caller sobs) 37 00:01:12,217 --> 00:01:13,279 Wait. 38 00:01:13,279 --> 00:01:15,301 Are you crying on my show? - It's just, if you- 39 00:01:15,301 --> 00:01:17,724 - Never cry on my show! - I know- 40 00:01:17,724 --> 00:01:18,615 - Ever! 41 00:01:18,615 --> 00:01:20,816 Crying on my show is not permitted. 42 00:01:20,816 --> 00:01:21,649 Not on my time. 43 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:22,482 Never. 44 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,074 - But Taz- - But nothing! 45 00:01:24,074 --> 00:01:25,591 Now, if you want me to play you a song, 46 00:01:25,591 --> 00:01:28,148 you want me listen to your little problems, fine. 47 00:01:28,148 --> 00:01:29,544 But you cry, I disconnect you. 48 00:01:29,544 --> 00:01:30,502 Bye-bye. - Wait! 49 00:01:30,502 --> 00:01:32,643 - Wait for death. (button clicks) 50 00:01:32,643 --> 00:01:33,515 Why do you do it, people? 51 00:01:33,515 --> 00:01:36,104 Why do you insist on believing the lies? 52 00:01:36,104 --> 00:01:38,503 In this day and age of Insta Face Twita Snap, 53 00:01:38,503 --> 00:01:39,816 everything is fake. 54 00:01:39,816 --> 00:01:42,614 You need to feel something that is real. 55 00:01:42,614 --> 00:01:43,662 So this next song, 56 00:01:43,662 --> 00:01:46,252 dedicated to all you freaks, geeks, and losers out there. 57 00:01:46,252 --> 00:01:47,085 Enjoy. 58 00:01:47,085 --> 00:01:50,085 (mellow jazz music) 59 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:59,573 (lighter flicks and thuds) 60 00:02:00,591 --> 00:02:03,417 - Stop insulting and hanging up on the callers. 61 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:05,797 Our ratings are already in the tank. 62 00:02:05,797 --> 00:02:07,205 Put that thing out! 63 00:02:07,205 --> 00:02:08,746 - What do you expect? 64 00:02:08,746 --> 00:02:10,691 People can stream any song anytime they want. 65 00:02:10,691 --> 00:02:12,493 Why would anybody listen to AM radio? 66 00:02:12,493 --> 00:02:15,358 - Look, just don't insult the caller. 67 00:02:15,358 --> 00:02:16,481 - Look, that's what they get 68 00:02:16,481 --> 00:02:17,468 for calling at this hour, 69 00:02:17,468 --> 00:02:19,358 requesting a bunch of dumb ass song. 70 00:02:19,358 --> 00:02:20,838 - Play the damn music. 71 00:02:20,838 --> 00:02:22,126 - You forget who you're talking to. 72 00:02:22,126 --> 00:02:24,957 I'm DJ Taz the Maz, the master. 73 00:02:24,957 --> 00:02:28,624 - Okay, just play the damn music, okay, Taz? 74 00:02:30,272 --> 00:02:31,389 Taz! 75 00:02:31,389 --> 00:02:35,889 (mellow jazz music continues playing) 76 00:03:01,693 --> 00:03:04,111 - Now that was a good song. 77 00:03:04,111 --> 00:03:05,691 It had everything. 78 00:03:05,691 --> 00:03:09,800 It had loneliness, sorrow, despair, real emotions, 79 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,711 not that manufactured, autotuned, fake music industry crap. 80 00:03:13,711 --> 00:03:15,609 Hope you enjoy. 81 00:03:15,609 --> 00:03:18,488 Tony, we got another caller? 82 00:03:18,488 --> 00:03:19,637 No callers? 83 00:03:19,637 --> 00:03:20,786 Seriously? 84 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:22,981 (laughs) Come on, people! 85 00:03:22,981 --> 00:03:24,565 I'm in the mood for one of your calls right about now. 86 00:03:24,565 --> 00:03:25,582 Come on, let's do it. 87 00:03:25,582 --> 00:03:27,056 See, this job, 88 00:03:27,056 --> 00:03:28,482 it's kinda like Russian roulette. 89 00:03:28,482 --> 00:03:29,389 You know why, Tony? 90 00:03:29,389 --> 00:03:31,072 Because you push that button, 91 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:32,712 you never know what's gonna happen. 92 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:35,182 Come on, give me your best shot. 93 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:36,582 Oh, looks like we got one. 94 00:03:36,582 --> 00:03:37,506 (button clicks) 95 00:03:37,506 --> 00:03:38,723 (button softly slides) 96 00:03:38,723 --> 00:03:39,603 You're on the air. 97 00:03:39,603 --> 00:03:40,591 - [Peter] I'm Peter. 98 00:03:40,591 --> 00:03:41,825 Hey. 99 00:03:41,825 --> 00:03:42,658 - Hey. 100 00:03:42,658 --> 00:03:43,611 How are you doin', Peter? 101 00:03:43,611 --> 00:03:44,524 - [Peter] Hello? 102 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:45,543 - You're on the air. 103 00:03:45,543 --> 00:03:47,195 - [Peter] Oh-oh, hey, Taz. 104 00:03:47,195 --> 00:03:48,516 The Taz Man! 105 00:03:48,516 --> 00:03:50,451 Taz the man. - Live and in the flesh. 106 00:03:50,451 --> 00:03:51,566 (Peter laughs) 107 00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:53,287 - [Peter] You are crazy, man. 108 00:03:53,287 --> 00:03:54,213 - We're all a little crazy. 109 00:03:54,213 --> 00:03:55,525 The world's crazy, isn't it? 110 00:03:55,525 --> 00:03:57,127 - [Peter] Yeah, man. 111 00:03:57,127 --> 00:03:59,374 - So what's your poison? 112 00:03:59,374 --> 00:04:00,903 - [Peter] What? 113 00:04:00,903 --> 00:04:02,967 - You know, we all have a poison, 114 00:04:02,967 --> 00:04:05,431 dope, smoke, meth, pills. 115 00:04:05,431 --> 00:04:06,447 What you got? 116 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,344 - [Peter] I'm clean. 117 00:04:07,344 --> 00:04:08,177 Man, I... 118 00:04:08,177 --> 00:04:09,989 (Peter coughs) 119 00:04:09,989 --> 00:04:10,822 I swear. (Taz scoffs) 120 00:04:10,822 --> 00:04:11,655 - Sure. 121 00:04:11,655 --> 00:04:12,709 Scouts honor? 122 00:04:12,709 --> 00:04:13,542 - [Peter] What? 123 00:04:13,542 --> 00:04:14,375 - Oh, that's right, 124 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:16,560 you don't have a Boy Scouts out here in Nashville, do you? 125 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,000 - [Peter] Boy Scouts? 126 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,704 - Hey, you know, "Always be prepared"? 127 00:04:20,704 --> 00:04:22,103 Boy Scouts? 128 00:04:22,103 --> 00:04:24,206 - Oh, that's gay, man. - Well, you might have 129 00:04:24,206 --> 00:04:25,775 a point there. 130 00:04:25,775 --> 00:04:27,371 According to news reports, 131 00:04:27,371 --> 00:04:31,614 over 12,000 individuals may have been abused as a Boy Scout. 132 00:04:31,614 --> 00:04:32,893 - [Peter] Oh, those faggots. 133 00:04:32,893 --> 00:04:34,476 - Well, see, but that's just the point. 134 00:04:34,476 --> 00:04:36,172 Boy Scouts have had a long tradition 135 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:39,085 of denying openly gay individuals. 136 00:04:39,085 --> 00:04:40,098 - [Peter] Good. 137 00:04:40,098 --> 00:04:41,933 - Yeah, but they're all a bunch of hypocrites, 138 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,412 'cause even though they deny those gay individuals, 139 00:04:44,412 --> 00:04:46,475 sexual abuse still runs rampant. 140 00:04:46,475 --> 00:04:47,933 Now, how can you explain that? 141 00:04:47,933 --> 00:04:49,227 - [Peter] Look, man, 142 00:04:49,227 --> 00:04:50,887 I don't even know what you're talking about. 143 00:04:50,887 --> 00:04:52,212 - Yeah, I'm sure you don't. 144 00:04:52,212 --> 00:04:54,527 - [Peter] Hey, could you play a song, man? 145 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:55,360 - Yeah, sure. 146 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,295 What do you wanna hear? 147 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:59,856 - [Peter] "Discrete Love" from that babe, Antoinette. 148 00:04:59,856 --> 00:05:00,916 - Yeah, we don't have that one. 149 00:05:00,916 --> 00:05:01,888 - [Peter] You're crazy. 150 00:05:01,888 --> 00:05:03,766 It's everywhere, man. 151 00:05:03,766 --> 00:05:04,852 My jam now. 152 00:05:04,852 --> 00:05:05,705 Me and my girl love it. 153 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:07,292 - It's your jam, yeah? 154 00:05:07,292 --> 00:05:08,373 Your girl? 155 00:05:08,373 --> 00:05:09,336 (Taz scoffs) - Yeah, man. 156 00:05:09,336 --> 00:05:10,169 We love that song. 157 00:05:10,169 --> 00:05:11,482 - Yeah, well, we don't have that here. 158 00:05:11,482 --> 00:05:14,002 - [Peter] It plays on your station all the time. 159 00:05:14,002 --> 00:05:15,476 - Not on my time. 160 00:05:15,476 --> 00:05:17,370 Now listen up, all you morons out there. 161 00:05:17,370 --> 00:05:20,077 I do not play that crap on my show. 162 00:05:20,077 --> 00:05:23,032 I play real music by real musicians, 163 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:25,072 not fake, talentless pop stars 164 00:05:25,072 --> 00:05:27,606 who flaunt their ass and tits just to get popular. 165 00:05:27,606 --> 00:05:28,512 (taps on glass) - Man! 166 00:05:28,512 --> 00:05:29,962 What got up your ass? 167 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:30,883 - The truth, Peter. 168 00:05:30,883 --> 00:05:33,289 The truth shall set you free. 169 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:36,682 Now those fake ass, talentless pop stars, like Antoinette, 170 00:05:36,682 --> 00:05:38,482 (laughs) they're not even real. 171 00:05:38,482 --> 00:05:40,026 She's not a real artist. 172 00:05:40,026 --> 00:05:41,364 She doesn't write her own lyrics, 173 00:05:41,364 --> 00:05:43,364 she doesn't play an instrument, and she can barely sing. 174 00:05:43,364 --> 00:05:45,289 All she does is flaunt her body. 175 00:05:45,289 --> 00:05:47,593 - [Peter] Well, she does have a nice body. 176 00:05:47,593 --> 00:05:50,193 - Well, then let that airhead go model for Victoria Secret, 177 00:05:50,193 --> 00:05:52,271 'cause she gets no play on my show. 178 00:05:52,271 --> 00:05:54,889 I play real music, real songs. 179 00:05:54,889 --> 00:05:57,386 - [Peter] That shit you play now is no good. 180 00:05:57,386 --> 00:05:59,082 My girl and I wanna hear "Discreet Love". 181 00:05:59,082 --> 00:06:00,033 - Or what? 182 00:06:00,033 --> 00:06:01,169 Your girl won't put out 183 00:06:01,169 --> 00:06:02,569 if she doesn't hear that song, is that it? 184 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:04,166 - [Peter] Shut up and play the fuckin' song! 185 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:05,002 - Well, let me tell you something. 186 00:06:05,002 --> 00:06:06,926 If you need that song to make your relationship work, 187 00:06:06,926 --> 00:06:08,357 then your relationship is fucked. 188 00:06:08,357 --> 00:06:10,577 But your relationship is fucked already, isn't it? 189 00:06:10,577 --> 00:06:11,800 You know why? 190 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,594 Because love does not exist. 191 00:06:13,594 --> 00:06:14,550 It's all a lie. 192 00:06:14,550 --> 00:06:16,000 Flowers, and candy, and hearts, 193 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,402 and naked boys shootin' arrows, 194 00:06:17,402 --> 00:06:20,075 it's all a lie made up to sell you shit. 195 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:22,162 Love is just capitalism at its finest. 196 00:06:22,162 --> 00:06:23,797 - [Peter] Man, fuck you! 197 00:06:23,797 --> 00:06:24,690 - No, fuck you, 198 00:06:24,690 --> 00:06:26,461 because I am not the one who's fucked. 199 00:06:26,461 --> 00:06:27,294 I'm woke. 200 00:06:29,378 --> 00:06:30,211 You know what, people? 201 00:06:30,211 --> 00:06:31,044 You kill me. 202 00:06:31,044 --> 00:06:31,877 (Taz chuckles) 203 00:06:31,877 --> 00:06:34,823 You are still swallowing this love crap! 204 00:06:34,823 --> 00:06:35,825 Are you serious? 205 00:06:35,825 --> 00:06:37,665 You're get into these fake relationships. 206 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,707 You make up these fake stories about a happy ending 207 00:06:39,707 --> 00:06:41,780 that is not going to happen. 208 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:43,276 (gentle instrumental music) It's all fake. 209 00:06:43,276 --> 00:06:45,545 You hear nothing but talk of fake news today. 210 00:06:45,545 --> 00:06:47,089 You know what fake news is? 211 00:06:47,089 --> 00:06:49,603 Wedding notices, engagement announcements, 212 00:06:49,603 --> 00:06:52,581 relationship statuses, that's all fake, people. 213 00:06:52,581 --> 00:06:54,360 The Beatles were wrong. 214 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,385 Dead wrong. 215 00:06:55,385 --> 00:06:58,290 Life is just a parade of meaningless sex 216 00:06:58,290 --> 00:07:00,684 and violence on the way to the cemetery. 217 00:07:00,684 --> 00:07:02,130 But don't get too depressed, 218 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:05,352 because there is music to accompany you along the way, 219 00:07:05,352 --> 00:07:07,367 so relax and sing along. 220 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:10,450 (mellow jazz music) 221 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:17,690 - I told you, you can't talk to everyone like that! 222 00:07:17,690 --> 00:07:19,847 And cussing over the air? 223 00:07:19,847 --> 00:07:23,341 You are going to get our license revoked by the FCC. 224 00:07:23,341 --> 00:07:25,553 - Hey, when are we gonna get some decent food in here, huh? 225 00:07:25,553 --> 00:07:27,368 This pizza tastes like vomit. 226 00:07:27,368 --> 00:07:28,810 - They sponsor us. 227 00:07:28,810 --> 00:07:30,188 And that's not the point, Ese. 228 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,021 - Oh, they sponsor us? 229 00:07:31,021 --> 00:07:31,854 Okay. 230 00:07:31,854 --> 00:07:32,687 It still tastes like ass. 231 00:07:32,687 --> 00:07:34,502 - Listen, you fucking better calm. 232 00:07:34,502 --> 00:07:35,686 The only reason 233 00:07:35,686 --> 00:07:38,199 why I haven't kicked your ass out of this station 234 00:07:38,199 --> 00:07:40,807 is because people out there 235 00:07:40,807 --> 00:07:42,487 still adore you. 236 00:07:42,487 --> 00:07:44,028 So either you please them, 237 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:45,638 or we go to the shitter! 238 00:07:45,638 --> 00:07:46,471 - Hey, guess what? 239 00:07:46,471 --> 00:07:47,914 We live in the shitter. 240 00:07:47,914 --> 00:07:50,050 - I'm gonna give you one last chance 241 00:07:50,050 --> 00:07:52,687 to just play the damn records. 242 00:07:52,687 --> 00:07:54,816 I don't care if it's Antoinette. 243 00:07:54,816 --> 00:07:57,426 I don't care if it's Boy George! 244 00:07:57,426 --> 00:07:59,820 Just play the damn music! 245 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:01,701 - My contract stipulates 246 00:08:01,701 --> 00:08:03,741 that I have the right to choose my own repertoire. 247 00:08:03,741 --> 00:08:07,291 I am not gonna sacrifice my artistic integrity, okay? 248 00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:09,419 (Tony speaks in Spanish) 249 00:08:09,419 --> 00:08:12,661 - This isn't about integrity or art. 250 00:08:12,661 --> 00:08:14,621 Radio is dying. 251 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:19,105 They have YouTube, Spotify, iTunes, and all that. 252 00:08:19,105 --> 00:08:23,499 So if you don't want to play the hits, fine, 253 00:08:23,499 --> 00:08:24,999 then talk to them. 254 00:08:25,852 --> 00:08:28,053 Do some sort of talk show or something. 255 00:08:28,053 --> 00:08:29,440 I don't give a shit. 256 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,381 - I'm a DJ, 257 00:08:30,381 --> 00:08:32,135 not a motivational speaker, all right? 258 00:08:32,135 --> 00:08:33,621 And cut the Spanish, Ese. 259 00:08:33,621 --> 00:08:34,455 You're white. 260 00:08:34,455 --> 00:08:37,210 - I'm your boss and I'm Cuban, okay? 261 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:39,962 So just play the damn music. 262 00:08:39,962 --> 00:08:42,309 (pizza box rustles) Give me this pizza. 263 00:08:42,309 --> 00:08:44,339 - Take the fucking pizza. 264 00:08:44,339 --> 00:08:45,639 Bald son of a bitch. 265 00:08:45,639 --> 00:08:48,556 (mellow jazz music continues) 266 00:08:48,556 --> 00:08:50,391 (keys rattling) 267 00:08:50,391 --> 00:08:53,900 (car door clatters open) 268 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:54,838 (car creaks) (door slams shut) 269 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:59,608 (engine turns over and strains) 270 00:08:59,608 --> 00:09:02,441 (engine sputters) 271 00:09:04,092 --> 00:09:06,916 (thuds dashboard) 272 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:09,917 (car door clatters open) 273 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,151 (door slams shut) 274 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,815 (footsteps pattering) 275 00:09:12,815 --> 00:09:16,898 (melancholic instrumental music) 276 00:09:25,634 --> 00:09:26,467 (door slams shut) 277 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:27,777 (plaque shuffles and thuds) 278 00:09:27,777 --> 00:09:32,694 (melancholic instrumental music continues) 279 00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:51,978 (Taz sighs) 280 00:09:51,978 --> 00:09:54,785 (exhales loudly) 281 00:09:54,785 --> 00:09:58,407 Okay, I'm putting you on the air in five seconds. 282 00:09:58,407 --> 00:09:59,275 Okay, welcome back. 283 00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:00,813 This is your DJ, Taz the Maz, 284 00:10:00,813 --> 00:10:02,094 and we have Adam on the line. 285 00:10:02,094 --> 00:10:03,322 Adam, where you callin' from? 286 00:10:03,322 --> 00:10:04,323 - [Adam] Glenn Cliff. 287 00:10:04,323 --> 00:10:05,162 - Glenn Cliff. 288 00:10:05,162 --> 00:10:07,063 I know you got all the pretty women out there, huh? 289 00:10:07,063 --> 00:10:08,122 - [Adam] Nah, they all suck. 290 00:10:08,122 --> 00:10:09,254 (Taz laughs) 291 00:10:09,254 --> 00:10:11,652 - So Adam, who's your favorite artist? 292 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,685 - [Adam] I love TOP. 293 00:10:12,685 --> 00:10:14,252 Can you play "Shake It Out" for me? 294 00:10:14,252 --> 00:10:15,085 - Sure. 295 00:10:15,085 --> 00:10:16,351 But first, answer me this. 296 00:10:16,351 --> 00:10:18,551 Do you think that if you flew over Antarctica 297 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,971 you would reach the end of the earth? 298 00:10:19,971 --> 00:10:20,804 - [Adam] What? 299 00:10:20,804 --> 00:10:23,441 - Yeah, if you took a plane to the end of the world, 300 00:10:23,441 --> 00:10:25,363 you think there'd be an edge or a limit? 301 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:26,196 - [Adam] I don't know, Taz. 302 00:10:26,196 --> 00:10:27,482 I ain't never thought about that. 303 00:10:27,482 --> 00:10:28,643 - Well, you should think about this. 304 00:10:28,643 --> 00:10:29,651 Did you go to school? 305 00:10:29,651 --> 00:10:30,484 - [Adam] Yeah, but what does that 306 00:10:30,484 --> 00:10:32,069 have to do with music, anyway? 307 00:10:32,069 --> 00:10:32,960 - Everything. 308 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,881 Did you know that your favorite artist, TOP, 309 00:10:34,881 --> 00:10:37,001 is raising funds for a trip to Antarctica 310 00:10:37,001 --> 00:10:39,240 so that he can prove that the Earth is flat? 311 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,711 - [Adam] I didn't know. 312 00:10:40,711 --> 00:10:41,701 - Well, now you know. 313 00:10:41,701 --> 00:10:42,687 So do me a favor. 314 00:10:42,687 --> 00:10:44,720 Call me back after your trip to the end of the world. 315 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,116 Let me know how it went. 316 00:10:46,116 --> 00:10:47,718 (scoffs) Flat Earth. 317 00:10:47,718 --> 00:10:49,246 Can you believe that, people? 318 00:10:49,246 --> 00:10:52,380 Copernicus discovered that the Earth was round in the 1500s. 319 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:54,727 TOP, you're 500 years too late. 320 00:10:54,727 --> 00:10:56,591 Feel like we're going backwards as a species. 321 00:10:56,591 --> 00:10:58,133 Okay, got another caller. 322 00:10:58,133 --> 00:10:59,029 Who's on the line? 323 00:10:59,029 --> 00:10:59,888 - [Cynthia] Cynthia. 324 00:10:59,888 --> 00:11:02,283 Been a fan of yours since the FM days. 325 00:11:02,283 --> 00:11:03,569 - Thank you, Cynthia. 326 00:11:03,569 --> 00:11:06,053 So Cynthia, do you believe that the Earth is flat? 327 00:11:06,053 --> 00:11:08,416 - (giggles) No, Taz. - Good. 328 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:10,329 So who's your favorite artist? 329 00:11:10,329 --> 00:11:12,370 Actually, I'll make it simple for you. 330 00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:14,126 What is your favorite music genre? 331 00:11:14,126 --> 00:11:16,245 - [Cynthia] Hmm, maybe the blues? 332 00:11:16,245 --> 00:11:17,580 - Mmm, nice. 333 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:20,100 Do you know what the blues were called in the beginning? 334 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:20,933 - [Cynthia] No. 335 00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:22,880 - They called them race records. 336 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,191 In the 1920s to the 1940s, 337 00:11:25,191 --> 00:11:27,614 race records were only sold for black people. 338 00:11:27,614 --> 00:11:28,607 What do you think of that? 339 00:11:28,607 --> 00:11:30,680 - [Cynthia] Wow, that's terrible, Taz. 340 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:33,390 - That is racist country that we live in. 341 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:35,849 Racism still exists to this day. 342 00:11:35,849 --> 00:11:37,706 Do you know that the cops killed another black man 343 00:11:37,706 --> 00:11:39,714 while he was trying to get into his own car? 344 00:11:39,714 --> 00:11:41,378 - [Cynthia] Right, that's messed up. 345 00:11:41,378 --> 00:11:43,441 - It's messed up indeed. 346 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,669 Thank you for callin'. 347 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:47,112 Here's a little old school blues for you. 348 00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:52,112 ("Baby, Won't You Please Come Home" plays) 349 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:56,302 ♪ Baby won't you please come home ♪ 350 00:11:56,302 --> 00:12:00,284 ♪ 'Cause your daddy's all alone ♪ 351 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:04,400 ♪ I have tried in vain ♪ 352 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:08,284 ♪ Never no more to call your name ♪ 353 00:12:08,284 --> 00:12:12,299 ♪ When you left you broke my heart ♪ 354 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,999 ♪ Because I never thought we'd part ♪ 355 00:12:15,999 --> 00:12:20,434 ♪ Every hour and day you hear me say ♪ 356 00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:24,828 ♪ Baby won't you please come home to your daddy ♪ 357 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:28,531 ♪ Baby won't you please come home ♪ 358 00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:29,364 - All right, chumps. 359 00:12:29,364 --> 00:12:30,776 That's it for the Taz Man. 360 00:12:30,776 --> 00:12:33,111 I'll see you tonight. 361 00:12:33,111 --> 00:12:35,574 - [Radio Announcer] WGNS. 362 00:12:35,574 --> 00:12:37,684 (door creaks open) 363 00:12:37,684 --> 00:12:38,517 (door slams shut) 364 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:41,767 (plaque shuffles and thuds) 365 00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:44,600 (plaque clatters) 366 00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:51,485 (blankets rustling) 367 00:12:53,094 --> 00:12:53,927 (Taz sighs) 368 00:12:53,927 --> 00:12:58,927 (gentle instrumental music) (intense whooshing) 369 00:13:09,386 --> 00:13:12,229 - [Narrator On TV] Go with one thought in mind, 370 00:13:12,229 --> 00:13:15,080 to capture the poor, little sheep. 371 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,163 (sensual jazz music) 372 00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:21,625 (wolves whistling) 373 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:25,542 (sensual jazz music continues) 374 00:13:27,465 --> 00:13:30,240 (bottle softly thuds) 375 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,071 ♪ Discreet love ♪ 376 00:13:32,071 --> 00:13:35,521 ♪ Being passionate through your magic ♪ 377 00:13:35,521 --> 00:13:37,846 ♪ Your love makes me nauseous ♪ 378 00:13:37,846 --> 00:13:39,704 ♪ Sometimes with me ♪ 379 00:13:39,704 --> 00:13:41,895 ♪ Your love is selfish ♪ (liquid gurgling) 380 00:13:41,895 --> 00:13:42,728 ♪ Thought I can have you ♪ 381 00:13:42,728 --> 00:13:45,869 ♪ But you're makin' me so jealous ♪ 382 00:13:45,869 --> 00:13:46,702 (Taz exhales loudly) 383 00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:47,861 ♪ Discreet love ♪ 384 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,675 ♪ I'm watching you ♪ 385 00:13:49,675 --> 00:13:52,046 ♪ As you're watchin' me baby ♪ 386 00:13:52,046 --> 00:13:52,879 ♪ So if I were you ♪ ♪ You ♪ 387 00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:53,712 ♪ I would... ♪ (electronic static) 388 00:13:57,601 --> 00:13:59,254 (drawer shuffles open) 389 00:13:59,254 --> 00:14:03,087 (dramatic instrumental music) 390 00:14:08,117 --> 00:14:10,617 (gun rattles) 391 00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:16,452 (dramatic instrumental music continues) 392 00:14:16,871 --> 00:14:19,764 (gun clicks) 393 00:14:19,764 --> 00:14:22,097 (Taz sighs) 394 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,057 (Taz groans) 395 00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:33,279 (dramatic instrumental music intensifies) 396 00:14:33,279 --> 00:14:34,889 (Taz groans) 397 00:14:34,889 --> 00:14:36,340 (sighs loudly) 398 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:39,942 (breathes heavily) 399 00:14:39,942 --> 00:14:42,193 (gun rattles) 400 00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:45,110 (breathes heavily) 401 00:14:46,717 --> 00:14:48,075 (gun thuds) 402 00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:50,136 (Taz exhales loudly) 403 00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:51,885 - Man. (bullets rattling) 404 00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:53,006 (cap clatters) 405 00:14:53,006 --> 00:14:55,571 (pills rattling) 406 00:14:55,571 --> 00:14:57,988 (Taz grunts) 407 00:15:02,513 --> 00:15:05,481 (liquid sloshing) 408 00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:07,898 (Taz groans) 409 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,953 (dramatic instrumental music) 410 00:15:23,788 --> 00:15:26,955 (alarm clock buzzing) 411 00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:29,225 (objects clattering) 412 00:15:29,225 --> 00:15:31,284 (alarm button thuds) 413 00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:33,701 (Taz groans) 414 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,605 (intense whooshing) (door creaks open) 415 00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:46,975 (door slams shut) 416 00:15:46,975 --> 00:15:48,095 What's up, man? 417 00:15:48,095 --> 00:15:49,656 - You got a problem, Taz. 418 00:15:49,656 --> 00:15:50,705 - I got a million problems. 419 00:15:50,705 --> 00:15:52,905 Be more specific. 420 00:15:52,905 --> 00:15:55,305 - This ain't working. 421 00:15:55,305 --> 00:15:57,144 That little rant you did the other day 422 00:15:57,144 --> 00:15:58,825 got us fined by the FCC, 423 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,976 and now all our sponsors are pulling out. 424 00:16:00,976 --> 00:16:02,535 - Great, no more pizza. 425 00:16:02,535 --> 00:16:04,395 Maybe you can get some decent food in here for a change, 426 00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:05,395 and probably get fat. 427 00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:07,454 - Are you not listening? 428 00:16:07,454 --> 00:16:09,483 Do you not get it? 429 00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:13,323 We can no longer afford the rights to the music. 430 00:16:13,323 --> 00:16:14,156 - Come on. 431 00:16:14,156 --> 00:16:15,486 Everybody knows I was just playin'. 432 00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:16,345 - Listen, man, 433 00:16:16,345 --> 00:16:19,663 no one knows, 'cause no one's listening. 434 00:16:19,663 --> 00:16:20,496 Okay? 435 00:16:20,496 --> 00:16:23,195 So listen, from today forward, 436 00:16:23,195 --> 00:16:24,826 the format changes. 437 00:16:24,826 --> 00:16:25,987 It's no more music. 438 00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:29,423 Now, it's just a talk show about music. 439 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,716 - Okay, let me get this straight. 440 00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:33,883 A talk show about music without music? 441 00:16:35,723 --> 00:16:38,497 Who the hell is gonna listen to that? 442 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,547 - Thanks to you, that's all we got. 443 00:16:41,547 --> 00:16:42,813 You're on in 10 minutes. 444 00:16:42,813 --> 00:16:44,813 Can't wait to hear this. 445 00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:48,084 - Come on, man. (door creaks shut) 446 00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:50,577 Man, that's a damn podcast! 447 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,567 Hello, boys and girls. 448 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,472 It me, DJ Taz the Maz. 449 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:54,305 And dig this. 450 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,547 We are under new management, 451 00:16:56,547 --> 00:16:58,717 so that means all hell is about to break loose. 452 00:16:58,717 --> 00:16:59,550 You ready? 453 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:00,383 (Taz laughs) 454 00:17:00,383 --> 00:17:01,216 No rules. 455 00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:02,299 And dig this. 456 00:17:03,236 --> 00:17:04,402 No more music 457 00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:07,046 Just you and I connectin' over the airwaves. 458 00:17:07,046 --> 00:17:08,852 You ready for this? 459 00:17:08,852 --> 00:17:10,497 Give it your best shot. 460 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,818 You're on the air. 461 00:17:11,818 --> 00:17:12,651 - [Earl] Hey! 462 00:17:12,651 --> 00:17:13,483 Hello? 463 00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:15,275 - Hey, you're on with DJ Taz the Maz. 464 00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:16,232 What is your name, sir? 465 00:17:16,232 --> 00:17:17,765 - [Earl] Yeah, I'm Earl. 466 00:17:17,765 --> 00:17:18,598 - How you doin', Earl? 467 00:17:18,598 --> 00:17:19,518 Thanks for callin'. 468 00:17:19,518 --> 00:17:21,021 - [Earl] Yeah, I wanna hear that song, 469 00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:22,839 what's it called? - Wait a minute. 470 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:24,332 (chuckles) Earl, let me stop you right there. 471 00:17:24,332 --> 00:17:26,497 Maybe I was being a little too vague. 472 00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:28,430 There are no more songs. 473 00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,912 This program will no longer play any music, 474 00:17:30,912 --> 00:17:34,040 whether you request it or whether I recommend it. 475 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,864 No hay orquesta. 476 00:17:35,864 --> 00:17:37,593 No hay banda. 477 00:17:37,593 --> 00:17:39,426 No orchestra, no band. 478 00:17:40,357 --> 00:17:42,582 We knew we were outta luck the day the music died. 479 00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:44,269 Bye-bye, Miss American Pie. 480 00:17:44,269 --> 00:17:45,932 - [Earl] What the hell are you saying? 481 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:49,620 I wanna hear "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem". 482 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,778 - Would that be an accurate description of you, Earl? 483 00:17:51,778 --> 00:17:52,632 - [Earl] What? 484 00:17:52,632 --> 00:17:54,710 - No shoes, no shirt, no service? 485 00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:57,070 - [Earl] What the hell are you saying, boy? 486 00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:58,291 - Who are you calling boy? 487 00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,233 - [Earl] Oh, you're one of those? 488 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:01,321 - One of what? 489 00:18:01,321 --> 00:18:02,154 - [Earl] You know. 490 00:18:02,154 --> 00:18:03,112 - No I don't know, Earl. 491 00:18:03,112 --> 00:18:04,314 Please enlighten me. 492 00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:06,075 - [Earl] You're usin' big words, boy. 493 00:18:06,075 --> 00:18:08,516 - Oh, I'm sorry that my words are to big for you, Earl. 494 00:18:08,516 --> 00:18:10,592 See, some of us boys, we went to school, 495 00:18:10,592 --> 00:18:12,835 that's actual school, not cow tippin' school. 496 00:18:12,835 --> 00:18:13,826 - [Earl] You son of a bitch! 497 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,508 - Tell me if this sounds like a phone hangin' up, homeboy? 498 00:18:16,508 --> 00:18:17,788 (Taz scoffs) 499 00:18:17,788 --> 00:18:19,385 Nicely played, 'Merica. 500 00:18:19,385 --> 00:18:20,218 Nice. 501 00:18:21,146 --> 00:18:22,844 So this is it, huh, folks? 502 00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:25,096 This is what it's come down to? 503 00:18:25,096 --> 00:18:27,671 The fall of the empire is upon us, 504 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,540 and it's all your fault. 505 00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,386 You screwed it up. 506 00:18:31,386 --> 00:18:35,746 Too much fast food, too much TV, too much booze, 507 00:18:35,746 --> 00:18:38,044 too much drugs, too many bullets, too many guns! 508 00:18:38,044 --> 00:18:41,044 (knocking on glass) 509 00:18:41,895 --> 00:18:44,343 Just (scoffs) what happened, people? 510 00:18:44,343 --> 00:18:45,936 Greatness was within our grasp, 511 00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:48,165 and you let it slip away. 512 00:18:48,165 --> 00:18:49,788 How many of you are still listening? 513 00:18:49,788 --> 00:18:52,235 I mean, really listenin' out there? 514 00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:54,216 I don't even blame the ones that bail. 515 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,049 (scoffs) You know why? 516 00:18:55,049 --> 00:18:56,324 'Cause we're all shit. 517 00:18:56,324 --> 00:18:57,157 Everything. 518 00:18:57,157 --> 00:18:58,625 I'm shit, you're shit, 519 00:18:58,625 --> 00:18:59,458 and there's nothin' that can be 520 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,022 done about it. (thumping on glass) 521 00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:05,223 (ominous dramatic music) (feet shuffling) 522 00:19:05,223 --> 00:19:08,152 - We'll be right back after this. 523 00:19:08,152 --> 00:19:10,041 What the hell was that? 524 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,733 We just had this conversation. 525 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:14,273 - That guy was a racist asshole. 526 00:19:14,273 --> 00:19:16,664 - [Tony] The whole world is full of 'em. 527 00:19:16,664 --> 00:19:18,293 You still have to do your job. 528 00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:19,573 - All right, fine. 529 00:19:19,573 --> 00:19:22,073 - Where are you going? 530 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:25,261 If you leave now, don't come back. 531 00:19:25,261 --> 00:19:26,791 And then where will you eat? 532 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,382 Oh, I know, I know, nowhere. 533 00:19:29,382 --> 00:19:30,715 You are nowhere. 534 00:19:31,801 --> 00:19:33,394 - I'll figure somethin' out. 535 00:19:33,394 --> 00:19:34,713 Always have. 536 00:19:34,713 --> 00:19:35,582 - If you could've, 537 00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:37,948 you would've a long time ago. 538 00:19:37,948 --> 00:19:39,893 You've always been an asshole, 539 00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:41,664 even before her. 540 00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:44,093 The only difference now is, that without her, 541 00:19:44,093 --> 00:19:47,384 people don't wanna put up with it. 542 00:19:47,384 --> 00:19:49,217 I'm the only one left. 543 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,326 If you leave this station tonight, 544 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,782 it's over, friend. 545 00:19:56,782 --> 00:19:57,615 Hmm, yeah. 546 00:19:59,142 --> 00:20:01,154 These commercials are two minutes. 547 00:20:01,154 --> 00:20:02,611 Make a decision. 548 00:20:02,611 --> 00:20:03,694 I don't care. 549 00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:09,733 (ominous dramatic music) (door slams shut) 550 00:20:09,795 --> 00:20:11,891 - [Voice Of Taz Over Radio] AM Up All Night. 551 00:20:11,891 --> 00:20:14,234 And we are gonna be up all night and all morning, 552 00:20:14,234 --> 00:20:16,211 so stay tuned. (door slams shut) 553 00:20:16,211 --> 00:20:19,878 (gentle instrumental music) 554 00:20:21,628 --> 00:20:25,461 (sirens wail in the distance) 555 00:20:32,749 --> 00:20:35,668 (knocking at door) 556 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,785 (buzzer sounds) (alarm clicks) 557 00:20:37,785 --> 00:20:40,702 (door creaks open) 558 00:20:42,177 --> 00:20:45,010 (door slams shut) 559 00:20:46,214 --> 00:20:47,881 - You're in my seat. 560 00:20:51,046 --> 00:20:52,445 - You good? - I'm good. 561 00:20:52,445 --> 00:20:54,175 - You sure? - I'm sure. 562 00:20:54,175 --> 00:20:56,008 Don't you even try it. 563 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:00,367 Welcome back, everybody. 564 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,884 This is DJ Taz the Maz. 565 00:21:02,884 --> 00:21:04,414 Now, let me start off by saying, 566 00:21:04,414 --> 00:21:05,247 I'm sorry for going 567 00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:07,670 a little to Alex Jones on y'all (laughs). 568 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:08,808 I'm not as bad as that fool, 569 00:21:08,808 --> 00:21:09,642 but come on, people, 570 00:21:09,642 --> 00:21:11,693 you gotta meet me halfway. 571 00:21:11,693 --> 00:21:13,382 Now, like I said earlier, 572 00:21:13,382 --> 00:21:14,607 we're not playing music anymore, 573 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,714 so it's just me. 574 00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:21,074 I've gotta prove to my bosses that I'm worth my paycheck. 575 00:21:21,074 --> 00:21:23,974 How many of you out there have to do that, huh? 576 00:21:23,974 --> 00:21:25,132 Probably all of you, 577 00:21:25,132 --> 00:21:26,521 all of you that are listening right now, 578 00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:30,424 if there's anybody out there still listening. 579 00:21:30,424 --> 00:21:32,007 But I know you are. 580 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,232 I can feel you. 581 00:21:35,232 --> 00:21:37,773 I can feel you out there breathing, 582 00:21:37,773 --> 00:21:41,023 drivin', drinking coffee, up all night. 583 00:21:42,742 --> 00:21:44,074 The miracle runs 24 hours, 584 00:21:44,074 --> 00:21:46,016 but it don't run on Dunkin. 585 00:21:46,016 --> 00:21:47,494 It runs on us, 586 00:21:47,494 --> 00:21:49,827 real people like you and me. 587 00:21:51,194 --> 00:21:52,585 Come on, I know there's somebody out 588 00:21:52,585 --> 00:21:55,467 who understands what I'm talkin' about. 589 00:21:55,467 --> 00:21:56,300 Hmm? 590 00:21:57,537 --> 00:22:00,346 (chuckles) Hell, who am I kiddin'? 591 00:22:00,346 --> 00:22:01,284 This is it, you know? 592 00:22:01,284 --> 00:22:02,201 This is it. 593 00:22:03,254 --> 00:22:06,261 There are no guarantees in life. 594 00:22:06,261 --> 00:22:08,125 One minute you're happy. 595 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,086 You got it all. 596 00:22:09,086 --> 00:22:10,397 Everything you ever asked for, 597 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:12,397 and then bam, it's gone. 598 00:22:13,695 --> 00:22:15,924 Just have to accept it. 599 00:22:15,924 --> 00:22:19,775 (gentle instrumental music continues) 600 00:22:19,775 --> 00:22:21,114 You're on the air. 601 00:22:21,114 --> 00:22:22,536 - [Lucy] Hello, Taz. 602 00:22:22,536 --> 00:22:23,598 - Hello. 603 00:22:23,598 --> 00:22:24,466 Who am I speaking to? 604 00:22:24,466 --> 00:22:26,716 - [Lucy] Just call me Lucy. 605 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:28,637 - How you doin', Lucy? 606 00:22:28,637 --> 00:22:30,404 Thank you for callin'. 607 00:22:30,404 --> 00:22:32,036 So what's on your mind? 608 00:22:32,036 --> 00:22:33,525 - [Lucy] I understand. 609 00:22:33,525 --> 00:22:34,805 - What's that? 610 00:22:34,805 --> 00:22:37,484 - [Lucy] What you were saying, I understand. 611 00:22:37,484 --> 00:22:38,717 - I was saying a lot. 612 00:22:38,717 --> 00:22:40,044 - [Lucy] And nothing at all. 613 00:22:40,044 --> 00:22:40,975 (both laughing) 614 00:22:40,975 --> 00:22:42,804 - Yeah, I tend to do that sometimes. 615 00:22:42,804 --> 00:22:45,265 - [Lucy] No, but you were actually saying something, 616 00:22:45,265 --> 00:22:48,606 about how this country runs on people like us. 617 00:22:48,606 --> 00:22:50,116 - What, night owls? 618 00:22:50,116 --> 00:22:52,425 - [Lucy] No, people fighting for their lives, 619 00:22:52,425 --> 00:22:56,155 just scroungin' those dollars just to stay afloat. 620 00:22:56,155 --> 00:22:56,988 - That's who I am? 621 00:22:56,988 --> 00:22:59,061 - [Lucy] It's been sounding like that 622 00:22:59,061 --> 00:23:00,452 the past couple months. 623 00:23:00,452 --> 00:23:01,292 - That bad, huh? 624 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:02,711 - [Lucy] There's no shame in it. 625 00:23:02,711 --> 00:23:04,522 No shame in being poor. 626 00:23:04,522 --> 00:23:06,423 - No, no shame. 627 00:23:06,423 --> 00:23:07,924 No great honor either. 628 00:23:07,924 --> 00:23:09,573 - [Lucy] Ah, Hitler. 629 00:23:09,573 --> 00:23:10,406 (Taz laughs) 630 00:23:10,406 --> 00:23:11,489 - Well done, Lucy. 631 00:23:11,489 --> 00:23:13,152 - [Lucy] I have my moments. 632 00:23:13,152 --> 00:23:14,402 - I bet you do. 633 00:23:15,404 --> 00:23:16,483 I used to have moments. 634 00:23:16,483 --> 00:23:19,891 - [Lucy] You still have them from time to time. 635 00:23:19,891 --> 00:23:21,221 - Well, thank you. 636 00:23:21,221 --> 00:23:22,948 - [Lucy] That's why I followed you here 637 00:23:22,948 --> 00:23:25,450 all the way from your glory days at FM. 638 00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:28,222 - Ah, yes, my glory days at FM. 639 00:23:28,222 --> 00:23:29,850 Fame and fortune. 640 00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:33,069 - [Lucy] Yeah, but were you happy then? 641 00:23:33,069 --> 00:23:34,899 - I don't know, 642 00:23:34,899 --> 00:23:36,543 but I was winning. 643 00:23:36,543 --> 00:23:37,510 - [Lucy] Do you feel like 644 00:23:37,510 --> 00:23:39,818 life's a game with winners and losers, 645 00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:42,738 and do you think you're losing now? 646 00:23:42,738 --> 00:23:44,049 - Feels like that at times. 647 00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:46,856 - [Lucy] Yeah, well, we all feel like that at times. 648 00:23:46,856 --> 00:23:49,102 - Are you winning in the game of life, Lucy? 649 00:23:49,102 --> 00:23:50,588 - [Lucy] Let's see. 650 00:23:50,588 --> 00:23:54,170 I'm broke, tired, and bored out of my mind, 651 00:23:54,170 --> 00:23:56,100 but my bills are paid, 652 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,639 I've got a bed to sleep in, 653 00:23:57,639 --> 00:24:00,226 and I'm sitting here talkin' to you. 654 00:24:00,226 --> 00:24:02,558 Since I'm a glass half full kind of gal, 655 00:24:02,558 --> 00:24:05,299 I'll say, yes, I feel like I'm winning. 656 00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:06,790 - So Lucy, what do you do? 657 00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:09,269 - [Lucy] Let's just say, I help people, 658 00:24:09,269 --> 00:24:11,092 just like you do. 659 00:24:11,092 --> 00:24:11,925 - Like me? 660 00:24:11,925 --> 00:24:13,820 (chuckles) Me, help people? 661 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,149 - [Lucy] Yeah, listening to you 662 00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:17,655 helps me not kill myself out of boredom 663 00:24:17,655 --> 00:24:19,948 at two o'clock in the morning. 664 00:24:19,948 --> 00:24:22,119 - Well, do you like helping people? 665 00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:24,729 - [Lucy] Helping people is all I have left. 666 00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:28,298 - I can see helping people losing its charm real fast. 667 00:24:28,298 --> 00:24:31,041 - [Lucy] Well, there's no better exercise for the soul 668 00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:34,452 than reaching down and pulling people up. 669 00:24:34,452 --> 00:24:36,588 - Wow, that's deep. 670 00:24:36,588 --> 00:24:38,091 Care to elaborate? 671 00:24:38,091 --> 00:24:39,650 - [Lucy] All I know is, 672 00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:42,619 when people are broke down, left stranded, 673 00:24:42,619 --> 00:24:44,468 just in a bad place, 674 00:24:44,468 --> 00:24:46,489 there's no better feeling than being the one 675 00:24:46,489 --> 00:24:47,960 who gets them back on track, 676 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,171 you know, to continue their journey. 677 00:24:50,171 --> 00:24:51,869 - Lucy, thank you. 678 00:24:51,869 --> 00:24:54,389 Thank you for helping me get back on the road. 679 00:24:54,389 --> 00:24:55,538 - [Lucy] What are you talkin' about? 680 00:24:55,538 --> 00:24:58,569 - You know, restoring my faith in humanity. 681 00:24:58,569 --> 00:25:00,529 - [Lucy] Thanks, I guess? 682 00:25:00,529 --> 00:25:02,440 I'm always happy to help. 683 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,407 - So Lucy, is there anything I can do for you? 684 00:25:04,407 --> 00:25:07,225 - [Lucy] Well, you can't play music anymore. 685 00:25:07,225 --> 00:25:08,476 - No, I cannot. 686 00:25:08,476 --> 00:25:10,955 But perhaps, there is something I can do. 687 00:25:10,955 --> 00:25:13,705 (chair clatters) 688 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,607 What is your take 689 00:25:16,607 --> 00:25:20,110 on the recent crave for old LP records? 690 00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:21,767 - [Lucy] (groans) Such a history, man. 691 00:25:21,767 --> 00:25:22,757 (Taz laughs) 692 00:25:22,757 --> 00:25:24,196 - Perhaps. 693 00:25:24,196 --> 00:25:27,615 But I think I have something that you might like. 694 00:25:27,615 --> 00:25:29,824 Can you see the moon from where you're at? 695 00:25:29,824 --> 00:25:30,965 - [Lucy] Yes, I can. 696 00:25:30,965 --> 00:25:31,891 - It's full, right? 697 00:25:31,891 --> 00:25:33,253 - [Lucy] Not quite. 698 00:25:33,253 --> 00:25:35,251 What do they call it? 699 00:25:35,251 --> 00:25:37,039 Waxing Gibbous? 700 00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:38,164 - Yeah (chuckles). 701 00:25:38,164 --> 00:25:40,350 Yes, it's called Waxing Gibbous. 702 00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:42,029 That'll do. 703 00:25:42,029 --> 00:25:42,947 (record softly clatters) 704 00:25:42,947 --> 00:25:44,998 (buttons clicking) 705 00:25:44,998 --> 00:25:49,998 (gentle orchestral music) (footsteps clomping) 706 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,282 (door slams) 707 00:25:54,282 --> 00:25:59,115 ("Clair de Lune" by Claude Debussy plays) 708 00:26:11,978 --> 00:26:14,895 (insects chirping) 709 00:26:19,014 --> 00:26:23,347 ("Clair de Lune" continues playing) 710 00:26:27,234 --> 00:26:30,151 (insects chirping) 711 00:27:01,362 --> 00:27:03,260 Hope you like that. 712 00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:04,387 - Thank you. 713 00:27:04,387 --> 00:27:06,637 - No, thank you, Lucy. 714 00:27:06,637 --> 00:27:08,976 - Perhaps, I'll get back to helping people now. 715 00:27:08,976 --> 00:27:11,528 - All right, don't help 'em too hard. 716 00:27:11,528 --> 00:27:12,361 - Same. 717 00:27:13,624 --> 00:27:14,808 Good bye, Taz. 718 00:27:14,808 --> 00:27:16,387 - Good bye, Lucy. 719 00:27:16,387 --> 00:27:17,376 (button clicks) 720 00:27:17,376 --> 00:27:19,793 (Lucy sighs) 721 00:27:20,734 --> 00:27:23,901 (footsteps pattering) 722 00:27:25,598 --> 00:27:26,431 (door clatters open) 723 00:27:26,431 --> 00:27:30,264 (dramatic instrumental music) 724 00:27:31,104 --> 00:27:31,937 (button clicks softly) 725 00:27:31,937 --> 00:27:33,444 You're on the air. 726 00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:35,248 - [Frances] That was beautiful, Taz. 727 00:27:35,248 --> 00:27:37,119 - (Laughs) Thank you. 728 00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,080 What's your name? 729 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,984 - [Frances] Oh, my name's Frances, darlin'. 730 00:27:39,984 --> 00:27:42,073 - Well, thank you for callin', Frances. 731 00:27:42,073 --> 00:27:43,191 So you like that, huh? 732 00:27:43,191 --> 00:27:44,082 - Of course. (Taz chuckles) 733 00:27:44,082 --> 00:27:45,948 I have not heard that song in ages. 734 00:27:45,948 --> 00:27:47,623 - Yeah, me neither. 735 00:27:47,623 --> 00:27:49,649 - [Frances] And that Lucy, she was so nice. 736 00:27:49,649 --> 00:27:51,768 Is she your girlfriend or somethin'? 737 00:27:51,768 --> 00:27:52,627 - No, not at all. 738 00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:54,752 That was my first time talking to her. 739 00:27:54,752 --> 00:27:55,910 - [Frances] Such a sweetheart. 740 00:27:55,910 --> 00:27:57,449 - Yeah, she was. 741 00:27:57,449 --> 00:27:59,408 - [Frances] I deal with truckers all the time. 742 00:27:59,408 --> 00:28:00,940 Nothin' but truckers. 743 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,055 Listenin' to you guys talk, 744 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,632 it was a breath of fresh air. 745 00:28:04,632 --> 00:28:05,912 - What do you do? 746 00:28:05,912 --> 00:28:09,009 - [Frances] Oh, I'm a waitress, darlin'. 747 00:28:09,009 --> 00:28:09,842 - Well, if I was there, 748 00:28:09,842 --> 00:28:11,363 I'd leave you a big fat tip. 749 00:28:11,363 --> 00:28:13,001 - Why thank you, doll. (Taz laughs) 750 00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:14,298 - Anytime. 751 00:28:14,298 --> 00:28:15,131 - [Frances] Do you think you could have 752 00:28:15,131 --> 00:28:16,988 Lucy call you again tomorrow? 753 00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:18,591 I'm pulling a double shift. 754 00:28:18,591 --> 00:28:20,048 - We'll see what we can do. 755 00:28:20,048 --> 00:28:21,781 - [Frances] I would appreciate that. 756 00:28:21,781 --> 00:28:22,979 - So would I. 757 00:28:22,979 --> 00:28:25,190 - [Frances] Anyways, my break is almost over. 758 00:28:25,190 --> 00:28:26,477 Thank you for that, Taz. 759 00:28:26,477 --> 00:28:27,658 You've made my night. 760 00:28:27,658 --> 00:28:28,491 - You're more than welcome. 761 00:28:28,491 --> 00:28:29,350 You have a good night, Frances. 762 00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:31,600 - All right, bye-bye. - Bye. 763 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:34,717 You're on the air. 764 00:28:34,717 --> 00:28:35,550 - [James] Hey, man. 765 00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:37,060 What's up? - (chuckles) What's up, man? 766 00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:38,425 What's your name? 767 00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:39,334 - [James] James, dude. 768 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:40,895 - What's up, James, dude? 769 00:28:40,895 --> 00:28:42,732 (chuckles) What's on your mind? 770 00:28:42,732 --> 00:28:44,490 - [James] That was beautiful, man. 771 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:47,302 That song and that chick was hella cool. 772 00:28:47,302 --> 00:28:49,787 - (laughs) Yeah, she was. 773 00:28:49,787 --> 00:28:51,590 - [James] You gotta get her to call you again. 774 00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:53,772 - We'll see what we can do. 775 00:28:53,772 --> 00:28:55,731 - [James] I wonder what's she up to right now? 776 00:28:55,731 --> 00:28:57,266 - Me too, James, dude. 777 00:28:57,266 --> 00:28:58,384 Me too. 778 00:28:58,384 --> 00:28:59,838 (insects chirping) 779 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:00,796 - [Lucy] All right, try it. 780 00:29:00,796 --> 00:29:02,678 (engine turns over) 781 00:29:02,678 --> 00:29:04,290 (groans) There it goes. 782 00:29:04,290 --> 00:29:06,234 Hear that baby purr. 783 00:29:06,234 --> 00:29:07,767 - Hey, you got the magic touch. 784 00:29:07,767 --> 00:29:09,630 (engine rumbles) (hood slams shut) 785 00:29:09,630 --> 00:29:11,715 - All right, you should be good to go. 786 00:29:11,715 --> 00:29:12,548 - Thank you, Lucy. 787 00:29:12,548 --> 00:29:14,135 I don't know why she keeps acting up. 788 00:29:14,135 --> 00:29:15,445 - Yeah, it's probably just an excuse 789 00:29:15,445 --> 00:29:17,236 for you to see me again. 790 00:29:17,236 --> 00:29:18,856 - Yeah, well, here you go. (Lucy laughs) 791 00:29:18,856 --> 00:29:19,689 Thanks. 792 00:29:19,689 --> 00:29:20,522 - Thank you. 793 00:29:20,522 --> 00:29:21,730 I appreciate it. 794 00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:23,842 - Hey, whatever happened to that guy you were datin'? 795 00:29:23,842 --> 00:29:24,786 What was his name? 796 00:29:24,786 --> 00:29:26,861 (engine rumbles) 797 00:29:26,861 --> 00:29:27,694 - Duncan? 798 00:29:27,694 --> 00:29:29,380 - Yeah, that's the one. 799 00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:32,901 - Let's just say, that motor gave out. 800 00:29:32,901 --> 00:29:34,269 - Oh, well that's too bad. 801 00:29:34,269 --> 00:29:35,852 Y'all seemed happy. 802 00:29:36,788 --> 00:29:38,581 - Yeah, well, you better get going, all right? 803 00:29:38,581 --> 00:29:39,414 - All right. 804 00:29:39,414 --> 00:29:40,247 - Bye. - Take care, pretty lady. 805 00:29:40,247 --> 00:29:41,330 - Drive safe, Mr. Peterson. 806 00:29:41,330 --> 00:29:46,330 (engine rumbles) (mellow jazz music) 807 00:29:48,903 --> 00:29:51,320 (horn honks) 808 00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:55,640 (door clatters open) 809 00:29:57,570 --> 00:30:00,674 (door slams shut) (mellow jazz music continues) 810 00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:02,142 (tool drawer clatters open) 811 00:30:02,142 --> 00:30:03,094 (tools clang) 812 00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:06,432 (tool drawer clatters shut) 813 00:30:06,432 --> 00:30:07,265 (radio shuffles) 814 00:30:07,265 --> 00:30:08,291 (electronic static) - It's the veriest- 815 00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:10,257 (animated music plays over radio) 816 00:30:10,257 --> 00:30:12,924 (radio garbles) 817 00:30:14,352 --> 00:30:15,664 - [James] She could be anywhere, man. 818 00:30:15,664 --> 00:30:17,243 - [Taz] That's the beauty of radio, 819 00:30:17,243 --> 00:30:18,264 of dial up telephones. 820 00:30:18,264 --> 00:30:20,163 Don't you agree, James, dude? (footsteps pattering) 821 00:30:20,163 --> 00:30:21,291 - [James] What do you mean? 822 00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:22,362 - [Taz] Those stupid cellphones 823 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:24,324 have stolen the mystery from our lives. 824 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:25,491 GPS, SMS, MMS. 825 00:30:26,488 --> 00:30:28,188 I thought we had enough with PMS. 826 00:30:28,188 --> 00:30:30,283 - Ha, yeah, man, it's crazy. (Lucy laughs) 827 00:30:30,283 --> 00:30:32,187 - [Taz] It is unhinged madness, 828 00:30:32,187 --> 00:30:33,372 this future we live in. 829 00:30:33,372 --> 00:30:34,756 We were lied to about "The Jetsons". 830 00:30:34,756 --> 00:30:35,589 - [James] "The Jetsons"? 831 00:30:35,589 --> 00:30:36,677 No, I don't know what that is. 832 00:30:36,677 --> 00:30:37,734 - [Taz] You're joking, right? 833 00:30:37,734 --> 00:30:39,356 How old are you James, dude? 834 00:30:39,356 --> 00:30:40,335 - Oh, 17. (chair rustling) 835 00:30:40,335 --> 00:30:41,676 - [Taz] 17? 836 00:30:41,676 --> 00:30:43,769 Yeah, we are way past your bedtime. 837 00:30:43,769 --> 00:30:46,198 Good bye, just James. - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 838 00:30:46,198 --> 00:30:47,557 You think she'll call you? 839 00:30:47,557 --> 00:30:49,118 - [Taz] Answer the question, Jimmy. 840 00:30:49,118 --> 00:30:50,427 I hope she will. 841 00:30:50,427 --> 00:30:54,344 (whimsical instrumental music) 842 00:30:57,178 --> 00:30:59,436 (birds chirping) 843 00:30:59,436 --> 00:31:03,519 (indistinct chattering on radio) 844 00:31:05,066 --> 00:31:06,387 (chair clatters) 845 00:31:06,387 --> 00:31:07,949 - [Radio Announcer] Try Gravel Ax. 846 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,305 You'll be up and running in no time. 847 00:31:10,305 --> 00:31:15,305 WGNS is not responsible- (gentle instrumental music) 848 00:31:23,111 --> 00:31:26,494 (birds chirping) 849 00:31:26,494 --> 00:31:30,661 ("Home Again" by Park Lane plays) 850 00:31:34,412 --> 00:31:38,162 ♪ I failed you so many times ♪ 851 00:31:39,561 --> 00:31:41,459 (car door slams shut) 852 00:31:41,459 --> 00:31:42,292 (engine revs) 853 00:31:42,292 --> 00:31:47,292 ♪ I committed so many crimes ♪ 854 00:31:48,588 --> 00:31:53,588 ♪ And I was pretty sure in myself ♪ 855 00:31:56,088 --> 00:32:00,921 ♪ You gave me reasons to be somebody else ♪ 856 00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:07,100 ♪ Baby, I'm home again ♪ (car door slams shut) 857 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:09,892 ♪ Baby, here I am ♪ (door creaks) 858 00:32:09,892 --> 00:32:14,209 ♪ I was lost ♪ (packages thudding) 859 00:32:14,209 --> 00:32:17,321 ♪ But now I'm found again ♪ (water rushing) 860 00:32:17,321 --> 00:32:19,654 ♪ I am home ♪ 861 00:32:20,975 --> 00:32:24,831 ♪ I am home ♪ ♪ Baby, here I am ♪ 862 00:32:24,831 --> 00:32:29,164 ♪ I was lost ♪ ♪ Lost ♪ 863 00:32:31,973 --> 00:32:36,973 ♪ Baby, I'm home again ♪ (microwave dings) 864 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:40,496 (water sloshing) 865 00:32:40,496 --> 00:32:44,579 ("Home Again" continues playing) 866 00:33:05,810 --> 00:33:08,727 (knocking at door) 867 00:33:11,913 --> 00:33:13,163 - Hey, open up! 868 00:33:14,054 --> 00:33:15,630 (knocking at door continues) 869 00:33:15,630 --> 00:33:18,195 (Lucy groans) 870 00:33:18,195 --> 00:33:21,234 (knocking at door continues) 871 00:33:21,234 --> 00:33:23,631 (lock clatters) 872 00:33:23,631 --> 00:33:24,581 What the hell took you so long? 873 00:33:24,581 --> 00:33:26,063 - I told you to come by at six. 874 00:33:26,063 --> 00:33:26,896 - But it ain't happenin'. 875 00:33:26,896 --> 00:33:28,071 I gotta take Charlene to this audition. 876 00:33:28,071 --> 00:33:28,904 - Like I care. 877 00:33:28,904 --> 00:33:29,737 I was sleeping. 878 00:33:29,737 --> 00:33:30,570 I had a long night. 879 00:33:30,570 --> 00:33:31,403 - Look, like I care? 880 00:33:31,403 --> 00:33:32,997 Look, just move, and let me come in and get my stuff. 881 00:33:32,997 --> 00:33:34,769 - Yeah, just come in and get your stuff. 882 00:33:34,769 --> 00:33:36,548 (door creaks and slams shut) 883 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:38,347 - [Duncan] Yo, what the hell is this? 884 00:33:38,347 --> 00:33:40,359 Yo, if you damaged anything- - You ain't got nothin' 885 00:33:40,359 --> 00:33:42,411 in there worth a damn. 886 00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:43,827 - Where the rest of my stuff at? 887 00:33:43,827 --> 00:33:44,971 - That was it. 888 00:33:44,971 --> 00:33:46,779 - Oh, what about the TV and the microwave? 889 00:33:46,779 --> 00:33:48,538 - I bought them both. 890 00:33:48,538 --> 00:33:49,955 - No, no, it was mine. 891 00:33:49,955 --> 00:33:51,913 I see the microwave. 892 00:33:51,913 --> 00:33:52,787 Where the TV at? 893 00:33:52,787 --> 00:33:54,691 - I had to pawn my TV. 894 00:33:54,691 --> 00:33:55,524 - You pawned the TV? 895 00:33:55,524 --> 00:33:58,774 Man, go get that shit back- - It's gone! 896 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:00,708 - I'm taking the microwave. 897 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,423 - You ain't taking shit. 898 00:34:02,423 --> 00:34:03,256 - You move the hell out my face. 899 00:34:03,256 --> 00:34:04,227 - Don't you dare! 900 00:34:04,227 --> 00:34:06,276 (horn honks) 901 00:34:06,276 --> 00:34:08,315 Your whore's calling you. 902 00:34:08,315 --> 00:34:09,389 - Shut your ass up! 903 00:34:09,389 --> 00:34:10,687 (Lucy thuds) 904 00:34:10,687 --> 00:34:14,353 (somber instrumental music) 905 00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:18,600 (Lucy sobs) (footsteps pattering) 906 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,433 (microwave thuds) 907 00:34:22,322 --> 00:34:24,194 (Duncan groans) 908 00:34:24,194 --> 00:34:25,355 (footsteps pattering) 909 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,917 Get up! 910 00:34:26,917 --> 00:34:27,750 Get up! 911 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:32,251 Man, get your ass up and open the door! 912 00:34:33,889 --> 00:34:34,722 Nevermind. 913 00:34:36,295 --> 00:34:37,826 Pathetic. 914 00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:40,159 (Lucy sobs) 915 00:34:41,648 --> 00:34:42,963 (microwave clangs) 916 00:34:42,963 --> 00:34:44,313 Fuck! 917 00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:46,554 (boxes thudding) 918 00:34:46,554 --> 00:34:50,217 (Duncan yells indistinctly) (microwave clangs) 919 00:34:50,217 --> 00:34:53,384 (boxes thudding) Man! 920 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:57,125 (Lucy sobs) 921 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,615 (door softly shuts) 922 00:35:04,615 --> 00:35:07,282 (lock clicking) 923 00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:12,777 (Lucy sobs) 924 00:35:21,082 --> 00:35:22,343 (alarm buzzing) 925 00:35:22,343 --> 00:35:24,016 (button clicks) 926 00:35:24,016 --> 00:35:26,718 (blankets rustling) 927 00:35:26,718 --> 00:35:31,506 (uptempo funky music) (door creaks) 928 00:35:31,506 --> 00:35:33,756 (Taz hums) 929 00:35:36,841 --> 00:35:37,974 - [Tony] I love you man. 930 00:35:37,974 --> 00:35:39,347 You were beautiful. 931 00:35:39,347 --> 00:35:40,180 (Tony laughs) 932 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,416 - Okay? - Okay. 933 00:35:41,416 --> 00:35:43,205 Oh, you smug maricón. 934 00:35:43,205 --> 00:35:44,655 You know what this is? 935 00:35:44,655 --> 00:35:46,707 - Your Cuban birth certificate? 936 00:35:46,707 --> 00:35:48,695 - No, it's last night's results. 937 00:35:48,695 --> 00:35:49,717 We were a huge hit. 938 00:35:49,717 --> 00:35:51,075 We even trended last night. 939 00:35:51,075 --> 00:35:51,908 - Get outta here? 940 00:35:51,908 --> 00:35:54,116 - It's true, look. 941 00:35:54,116 --> 00:35:55,145 (Taz laughs) 942 00:35:55,145 --> 00:35:56,466 - Well, it was 2:00 AM, 943 00:35:56,466 --> 00:35:58,859 even paint drying would trend at that hour. 944 00:35:58,859 --> 00:36:00,265 - That's not the point. 945 00:36:00,265 --> 00:36:01,972 The point is, is that they liked it, 946 00:36:01,972 --> 00:36:03,652 and you on the air cupcaking, 947 00:36:03,652 --> 00:36:05,131 oh man, is amazing. 948 00:36:05,131 --> 00:36:06,457 - Yeah, she was great. 949 00:36:06,457 --> 00:36:07,910 - She was better than great. 950 00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:09,059 She was amazing. 951 00:36:09,059 --> 00:36:10,081 - Amazing, yes. 952 00:36:10,081 --> 00:36:11,088 - So, hey! 953 00:36:11,088 --> 00:36:12,650 Do you think she'll call tonight? 954 00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:13,698 - We'll see. 955 00:36:13,698 --> 00:36:15,259 - I hope so. 956 00:36:15,259 --> 00:36:16,327 Okay? 957 00:36:16,327 --> 00:36:21,085 (Tony speaks in foreign language) 958 00:36:21,085 --> 00:36:23,374 (upbeat funky music continues) 959 00:36:23,374 --> 00:36:25,008 - Yeah, I know what time it is. 960 00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:26,705 I got a big clock starin' right at me. 961 00:36:26,705 --> 00:36:28,073 - [Frances] I was hopin' she would call. 962 00:36:28,073 --> 00:36:29,495 You said she would. 963 00:36:29,495 --> 00:36:32,598 - No, Frances, I said we would see what we could do. 964 00:36:32,598 --> 00:36:33,762 - [Frances] Well, do somethin'. 965 00:36:33,762 --> 00:36:35,012 - We're tryin'. 966 00:36:35,933 --> 00:36:37,242 Lucy, if you're listening, 967 00:36:37,242 --> 00:36:39,271 we shouldn't keep the audience waiting. 968 00:36:39,271 --> 00:36:40,135 - [Frances] I'm gonna hang up. 969 00:36:40,135 --> 00:36:41,111 She might be trying to call 970 00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:42,544 and keeps gettin' a busy signal. 971 00:36:42,544 --> 00:36:43,377 Bye. - Bye. 972 00:36:44,526 --> 00:36:46,183 (sighs) Lucy. 973 00:36:46,183 --> 00:36:47,582 Lucy? 974 00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:51,953 ♪ Lucy in the sky with diamonds ♪ 975 00:36:51,953 --> 00:36:53,291 Please don't make me sing that again. 976 00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:55,099 (laughs) Please. 977 00:36:55,099 --> 00:36:56,022 All right, Lucy, come on. 978 00:36:56,022 --> 00:36:57,253 We're waitin' for you, girl. 979 00:36:57,253 --> 00:36:59,850 We'll be back after this. 980 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:02,161 (sighs) Any luck? 981 00:37:02,161 --> 00:37:03,161 - No, sorry. 982 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,633 - Damn it. 983 00:37:05,633 --> 00:37:06,951 I really thought she would call. 984 00:37:06,951 --> 00:37:08,814 - I knew it was too good to be true. 985 00:37:08,814 --> 00:37:10,129 Don't you? 986 00:37:10,129 --> 00:37:11,919 - No, no, don't say that, all right? 987 00:37:11,919 --> 00:37:13,477 This wasn't a fluke. 988 00:37:13,477 --> 00:37:15,394 I felt somethin' there. 989 00:37:17,124 --> 00:37:22,086 ♪ Here we go with the same old ♪ - Well, think of something. 990 00:37:22,086 --> 00:37:23,460 You're the DJ, okay? 991 00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:24,667 It's your show, right? 992 00:37:24,667 --> 00:37:25,959 - What can I do? 993 00:37:25,959 --> 00:37:27,209 - I don't know. 994 00:37:28,156 --> 00:37:29,108 - All right, All right, all right. 995 00:37:29,108 --> 00:37:29,941 Let's just... 996 00:37:29,941 --> 00:37:31,570 Maybe we can fill the air. 997 00:37:31,570 --> 00:37:33,427 - Hey look, look, look, look. 998 00:37:33,427 --> 00:37:34,368 The light. 999 00:37:34,368 --> 00:37:35,201 - Oh. 1000 00:37:37,026 --> 00:37:37,859 Hello? 1001 00:37:37,859 --> 00:37:39,016 - [Lucy] Hello, Taz. 1002 00:37:39,016 --> 00:37:39,849 - Lucy? 1003 00:37:39,849 --> 00:37:41,793 - The one and the only. 1004 00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:44,144 - (laughs) I'm so glad you called. 1005 00:37:44,144 --> 00:37:45,102 - You are? 1006 00:37:45,102 --> 00:37:46,532 - Yes, we all are. 1007 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:47,714 - We? 1008 00:37:47,714 --> 00:37:50,648 - Well, everybody here at the station, and our listeners, 1009 00:37:50,648 --> 00:37:54,074 they really enjoyed our conversation last night. 1010 00:37:54,074 --> 00:37:55,461 - I did too. 1011 00:37:55,461 --> 00:37:56,751 - Ready for part two? 1012 00:37:56,751 --> 00:37:58,094 - I am. 1013 00:37:58,094 --> 00:37:59,174 - All right, good. 1014 00:37:59,174 --> 00:38:00,007 I'm a patch you in right now. 1015 00:38:00,007 --> 00:38:02,757 Ready? ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1016 00:38:05,307 --> 00:38:06,313 - And we are back! 1017 00:38:06,313 --> 00:38:08,752 This is your DJ, Taz the Maz. 1018 00:38:08,752 --> 00:38:11,669 And we have a special guest again tonight, Miss Lucy. 1019 00:38:11,669 --> 00:38:13,262 - Hello, everybody. 1020 00:38:13,262 --> 00:38:14,432 - You know, I have to admit, 1021 00:38:14,432 --> 00:38:16,165 I was gettin' kinda scared. 1022 00:38:16,165 --> 00:38:17,586 - About what? 1023 00:38:17,586 --> 00:38:19,382 - Well, I was scared you wouldn't call. 1024 00:38:19,382 --> 00:38:20,801 - Why wouldn't I? 1025 00:38:20,801 --> 00:38:22,074 - You know how people are. 1026 00:38:22,074 --> 00:38:24,695 - Yeah, don't talk to me about people. 1027 00:38:24,695 --> 00:38:27,055 - (laughs) Yeah, people are the worst, 1028 00:38:27,055 --> 00:38:28,062 but not you. 1029 00:38:28,062 --> 00:38:28,895 - How do you know? 1030 00:38:28,895 --> 00:38:29,861 I could be horrible. 1031 00:38:29,861 --> 00:38:31,342 - I don't think so. 1032 00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:33,403 - Well, I could be a real bitch. 1033 00:38:33,403 --> 00:38:35,643 - Hey, hey (laughs)! 1034 00:38:35,643 --> 00:38:36,476 Lucy, come on. 1035 00:38:36,476 --> 00:38:37,443 We're on the radio. 1036 00:38:37,443 --> 00:38:40,501 - Oh, I'm sorry, but I could be a real B, 1037 00:38:40,501 --> 00:38:42,389 somebody who double parks, 1038 00:38:42,389 --> 00:38:44,056 and cuts people off, 1039 00:38:45,204 --> 00:38:48,333 bite her fingernails in public, doesn't wear deodorant. 1040 00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:51,114 - Even worse, you could be a Republican. 1041 00:38:51,114 --> 00:38:52,031 - I am. 1042 00:38:52,031 --> 00:38:53,929 - Oh, I was wrong, you are a nasty B. 1043 00:38:53,929 --> 00:38:55,659 (both laughing) 1044 00:38:55,659 --> 00:38:56,492 No, you know what? 1045 00:38:56,492 --> 00:38:57,325 I don't think so. 1046 00:38:57,325 --> 00:38:59,714 - Well, how can you be so certain? 1047 00:38:59,714 --> 00:39:00,547 - I don't know. 1048 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,854 Just got a feeling about you. 1049 00:39:02,854 --> 00:39:03,955 I'm going out on a limb. 1050 00:39:03,955 --> 00:39:05,428 - Is that smart? 1051 00:39:05,428 --> 00:39:07,058 - Oh, I'm not that smart. 1052 00:39:07,058 --> 00:39:10,451 - Yeah, well you are a great conversationalist. 1053 00:39:10,451 --> 00:39:12,033 - I have my moments. 1054 00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:13,948 Okay, so we both agree, 1055 00:39:13,948 --> 00:39:15,987 trusting people isn't easy? 1056 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,165 - Yeah, I don't think I'm capable 1057 00:39:18,165 --> 00:39:20,952 of trusting anyone anymore. 1058 00:39:20,952 --> 00:39:21,785 - You know what? 1059 00:39:21,785 --> 00:39:23,271 I'm gonna go out on another limb. 1060 00:39:23,271 --> 00:39:24,374 Someone hurt you? 1061 00:39:24,374 --> 00:39:25,494 - Yeah. - It's a girl? 1062 00:39:25,494 --> 00:39:26,327 Guy? 1063 00:39:26,327 --> 00:39:28,103 - He was an asshole. 1064 00:39:28,103 --> 00:39:32,960 - Ah, bet he was if he hurt somebody wonderful like you. 1065 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,115 - You keep saying that, 1066 00:39:34,115 --> 00:39:35,647 but how do you know? 1067 00:39:35,647 --> 00:39:37,435 - A lifetime of betrayal has made me 1068 00:39:37,435 --> 00:39:39,731 an excellent judge of character. 1069 00:39:39,731 --> 00:39:41,615 - Yeah, you're too modest. 1070 00:39:41,615 --> 00:39:43,598 - Yeah, modesty is for suckers. 1071 00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:44,675 - I disagree. 1072 00:39:44,675 --> 00:39:45,508 - Why? 1073 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:47,896 - Because there's too many entitled idiots out here 1074 00:39:47,896 --> 00:39:49,696 who have no regard for others. 1075 00:39:49,696 --> 00:39:50,886 The only time that they stop 1076 00:39:50,886 --> 00:39:53,095 is to see who they're steppin' on. 1077 00:39:53,095 --> 00:39:54,247 Modest and humble people, 1078 00:39:54,247 --> 00:39:56,456 they're an endangered species. 1079 00:39:56,456 --> 00:39:58,032 We don't reward those people, 1080 00:39:58,032 --> 00:40:01,117 the people who take the punches for everyone else. 1081 00:40:01,117 --> 00:40:02,197 - You're right. 1082 00:40:02,197 --> 00:40:03,030 We don't. 1083 00:40:04,344 --> 00:40:07,834 Cocky people get all the love and the claim. 1084 00:40:07,834 --> 00:40:11,367 Other people are just there to pick up the pieces. 1085 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,795 - I thought that's what you were saying last night? 1086 00:40:13,795 --> 00:40:14,958 - I was. 1087 00:40:14,958 --> 00:40:17,693 - It sounds as if you're just figuring it out? 1088 00:40:17,693 --> 00:40:20,235 - That's because I'm just figuring out that I am one. 1089 00:40:20,235 --> 00:40:22,214 - No, not at all. 1090 00:40:22,214 --> 00:40:23,928 - Yes, I am. 1091 00:40:23,928 --> 00:40:26,972 And even now, at the bottom, I cannot be humble. 1092 00:40:26,972 --> 00:40:29,501 Just wallow in self-pity. 1093 00:40:29,501 --> 00:40:32,267 (scoffs) Think the world should bow to me, 1094 00:40:32,267 --> 00:40:33,431 because I've read a book or two, 1095 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,452 and if they don't, I lash out. 1096 00:40:36,452 --> 00:40:38,494 - It's amusing sometimes. 1097 00:40:38,494 --> 00:40:40,096 - Yeah, I thought it was, 1098 00:40:40,096 --> 00:40:40,929 but it's not. 1099 00:40:40,929 --> 00:40:42,955 It's just (scoffs) pathetic. 1100 00:40:42,955 --> 00:40:44,946 - Well, if you feel like that, 1101 00:40:44,946 --> 00:40:46,014 you can change it. 1102 00:40:46,014 --> 00:40:47,648 - You really think people can change? 1103 00:40:47,648 --> 00:40:48,682 - I don't know. 1104 00:40:48,682 --> 00:40:49,985 I've spent my whole lifetime 1105 00:40:49,985 --> 00:40:51,448 waiting for someone to change, 1106 00:40:51,448 --> 00:40:53,115 and they never have. 1107 00:40:54,655 --> 00:40:57,247 (sighs) But I trust you. 1108 00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:58,637 You can change. 1109 00:40:58,637 --> 00:41:00,193 - You trust me? 1110 00:41:00,193 --> 00:41:02,836 I thought you just said, trusting people wasn't smart? 1111 00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:06,167 - I guess I'm not that smart either. 1112 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,156 - Well, I like having these 1113 00:41:07,156 --> 00:41:08,650 not-so-smart conversations with you. 1114 00:41:08,650 --> 00:41:10,628 - Yeah, I do too. 1115 00:41:10,628 --> 00:41:12,177 But I have to go now. 1116 00:41:12,177 --> 00:41:13,388 - Okay, wait. 1117 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:14,497 - What? 1118 00:41:14,497 --> 00:41:17,662 - Would you care to do this again tomorrow night? 1119 00:41:17,662 --> 00:41:18,746 - Sure. 1120 00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:20,398 - Does 2:00 AM work for you? 1121 00:41:20,398 --> 00:41:22,433 - Yes, that's fine. 1122 00:41:22,433 --> 00:41:23,968 - Okay, then it's a date. 1123 00:41:23,968 --> 00:41:24,801 - Okay. 1124 00:41:25,645 --> 00:41:27,187 Goodbye, Taz. 1125 00:41:27,187 --> 00:41:28,187 - Bye, Lucy. 1126 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,856 (phone receiver clangs softly) 1127 00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:33,543 We'll be right back after this. 1128 00:41:33,543 --> 00:41:37,264 (gentle instrumental music) 1129 00:41:37,264 --> 00:41:40,847 ("Ain't We Got Fun" plays) 1130 00:41:43,136 --> 00:41:45,996 ♪ Every mornin', every evenin' ♪ 1131 00:41:45,996 --> 00:41:48,563 ♪ Ain't we got fun ♪ 1132 00:41:48,563 --> 00:41:50,038 ♪ Not much money ♪ 1133 00:41:50,038 --> 00:41:51,425 ♪ Oh, but honey ♪ 1134 00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:54,616 ♪ Ain't we got fun ♪ 1135 00:41:54,616 --> 00:41:57,302 ♪ The rent's unpaid, dear ♪ 1136 00:41:57,302 --> 00:42:00,274 ♪ And we haven't a bus ♪ 1137 00:42:00,274 --> 00:42:03,087 ♪ But smiles were made, dear ♪ 1138 00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:05,754 ♪ For people like us ♪ 1139 00:42:05,754 --> 00:42:07,179 ♪ In the winter ♪ 1140 00:42:07,179 --> 00:42:08,773 ♪ In the summer ♪ 1141 00:42:08,773 --> 00:42:11,216 ♪ Don't we have fun ♪ 1142 00:42:11,216 --> 00:42:14,222 ♪ Times are a bum and gettin' bummer ♪ 1143 00:42:14,222 --> 00:42:17,130 ♪ Still, we have fun ♪ 1144 00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:19,409 ♪ There's nothin' surer ♪ 1145 00:42:19,409 --> 00:42:22,781 ♪ The rich get rich and the poor get poorer ♪ 1146 00:42:22,781 --> 00:42:24,210 ♪ In the meantime ♪ 1147 00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:25,579 ♪ In between time ♪ 1148 00:42:25,579 --> 00:42:28,221 ♪ Ain't we got fun ♪ 1149 00:42:28,221 --> 00:42:29,824 ♪ Every morning ♪ 1150 00:42:29,824 --> 00:42:31,278 ♪ Every evening ♪ 1151 00:42:31,278 --> 00:42:33,736 ♪ Ain't we got fun ♪ 1152 00:42:33,736 --> 00:42:35,263 ♪ Not much money ♪ 1153 00:42:35,263 --> 00:42:39,736 ♪ Oh, but honey, ain't we got fun ♪ 1154 00:42:39,736 --> 00:42:42,502 ♪ The rent's unpaid, dear ♪ 1155 00:42:42,502 --> 00:42:45,409 ♪ And we haven't a bus ♪ 1156 00:42:45,409 --> 00:42:48,177 ♪ But smiles were made, dear ♪ 1157 00:42:48,177 --> 00:42:50,781 ♪ For people like us ♪ 1158 00:42:50,781 --> 00:42:52,496 ♪ In the winter ♪ 1159 00:42:52,496 --> 00:42:53,805 ♪ In the summer ♪ 1160 00:42:53,805 --> 00:42:56,371 ♪ Don't we have fun ♪ 1161 00:42:56,371 --> 00:42:59,474 ♪ Times are a bum and getting bummer ♪ 1162 00:42:59,474 --> 00:43:02,321 ♪ Still, we have fun ♪ 1163 00:43:02,321 --> 00:43:04,736 ♪ There's nothing surer ♪ 1164 00:43:04,736 --> 00:43:07,891 ♪ The rich get rich and the poor get poorer ♪ 1165 00:43:07,891 --> 00:43:09,374 ♪ In the meantime ♪ 1166 00:43:09,374 --> 00:43:10,785 ♪ In between time ♪ 1167 00:43:10,785 --> 00:43:15,785 ♪ Ain't we got fun ♪ 1168 00:43:19,009 --> 00:43:21,976 ♪ Landlords mad and gettin' madder ♪ 1169 00:43:21,976 --> 00:43:24,591 ♪ Ain't we got fun ♪ 1170 00:43:24,591 --> 00:43:27,618 ♪ Times are bad and gettin' badder ♪ 1171 00:43:27,618 --> 00:43:30,621 ♪ Still, we have fun ♪ 1172 00:43:30,621 --> 00:43:33,395 ♪ When I first talked with you ♪ 1173 00:43:33,395 --> 00:43:36,115 ♪ I was having a thought ♪ 1174 00:43:36,115 --> 00:43:38,840 ♪ And when I heard you ♪ 1175 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,505 ♪ Feelings couldn't be fought ♪ 1176 00:43:41,505 --> 00:43:46,505 ♪ Since the day I met you I won't let you go to chance ♪ 1177 00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:49,560 ♪ Talk to me, I talk to you ♪ 1178 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,866 ♪ Oh, such sweet romance ♪ 1179 00:43:52,866 --> 00:43:57,866 ♪ It's not whomever 'cause me and you go great together ♪ 1180 00:43:58,651 --> 00:44:00,220 ♪ In the meantime ♪ 1181 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,618 ♪ In between time ♪ 1182 00:44:01,618 --> 00:44:04,535 ♪ Ain't we got fun ♪ 1183 00:44:12,874 --> 00:44:16,177 - [Antoinette] Have you seen this? 1184 00:44:16,177 --> 00:44:18,943 - People seem to like it. 1185 00:44:18,943 --> 00:44:20,444 Have you heard it? 1186 00:44:20,444 --> 00:44:23,944 - I started to, but I couldn't stomach it. 1187 00:44:25,068 --> 00:44:26,281 - It's different. 1188 00:44:26,281 --> 00:44:28,696 - Like good different? 1189 00:44:28,696 --> 00:44:30,487 - People just like a novelty. 1190 00:44:30,487 --> 00:44:33,108 - How long has it been going on? 1191 00:44:33,108 --> 00:44:36,153 - Antoinette, stop worrying about him. 1192 00:44:36,153 --> 00:44:37,238 In a week nobody's gonna care about 1193 00:44:37,238 --> 00:44:39,071 a lousy AM radio show. 1194 00:44:40,068 --> 00:44:41,229 We go on in five minutes. 1195 00:44:41,229 --> 00:44:44,896 (gentle instrumental music) 1196 00:44:53,005 --> 00:44:54,294 - [Taz] Hey, you! 1197 00:44:54,294 --> 00:44:55,498 - Hey, hungry hippo. 1198 00:44:55,498 --> 00:44:56,887 - Why am I hungry hippo? 1199 00:44:56,887 --> 00:44:59,080 - Because you're always eating in there. 1200 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,757 - Oh, right. 1201 00:45:00,757 --> 00:45:03,227 You should see the spread we got down here nowadays. 1202 00:45:03,227 --> 00:45:04,873 - Yeah, what is it? 1203 00:45:04,873 --> 00:45:07,195 - There's gluten free crackers, 1204 00:45:07,195 --> 00:45:09,044 a little Burrata cheese, 1205 00:45:09,044 --> 00:45:10,835 a little avocado toast, mmm. 1206 00:45:10,835 --> 00:45:12,156 - Uck! (Taz groans) 1207 00:45:12,156 --> 00:45:13,155 - Girl, it's delicious. 1208 00:45:13,155 --> 00:45:14,962 - You are a despicable hipster. 1209 00:45:14,962 --> 00:45:16,354 That's who you are. 1210 00:45:16,354 --> 00:45:18,866 - (scoffs) Eating good makes me a despicable hipster? 1211 00:45:18,866 --> 00:45:20,315 - Yeah, you can still eat good 1212 00:45:20,315 --> 00:45:22,642 without eating all that pretentious crap. 1213 00:45:22,642 --> 00:45:23,555 - Have you tried it out? 1214 00:45:23,555 --> 00:45:24,680 - No, I haven't. 1215 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,922 I can't afford it. 1216 00:45:25,922 --> 00:45:27,054 - What do you normally eat? 1217 00:45:27,054 --> 00:45:28,593 - That's a personal question. 1218 00:45:28,593 --> 00:45:29,426 - No, it's not. 1219 00:45:29,426 --> 00:45:30,459 - It totally is, 1220 00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:31,745 because if I tell you what I eat 1221 00:45:31,745 --> 00:45:33,814 then you can make all sorts of judgements, 1222 00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:36,705 you know, about who I am, how I live, so. 1223 00:45:36,705 --> 00:45:38,993 - Okay, first of all, I wouldn't dare do that. 1224 00:45:38,993 --> 00:45:41,394 - Yeah, that's what they all say. 1225 00:45:41,394 --> 00:45:42,609 - I'm not them. 1226 00:45:42,609 --> 00:45:43,942 Come on, try me. 1227 00:45:45,595 --> 00:45:46,835 (Lucy sighs) Okay. 1228 00:45:46,835 --> 00:45:47,975 How 'bout this? 1229 00:45:47,975 --> 00:45:50,205 If you were rich, you can eat anything you want, 1230 00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:51,038 what would you eat? 1231 00:45:51,038 --> 00:45:53,033 ♪ If I were a rich man ♪ 1232 00:45:53,033 --> 00:45:57,716 ♪ I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese ♪ 1233 00:45:57,716 --> 00:46:00,784 ♪ And ducks for the town to see and hear ♪ 1234 00:46:00,784 --> 00:46:03,194 ♪ And I wouldn't have to work so hard ♪ 1235 00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:05,353 (Lucy laughs) 1236 00:46:05,353 --> 00:46:06,753 - Okay, okay. 1237 00:46:06,753 --> 00:46:07,586 Come on, tell me. 1238 00:46:07,586 --> 00:46:09,494 What would you eat? 1239 00:46:09,494 --> 00:46:10,574 - I think I know. 1240 00:46:10,574 --> 00:46:11,637 Once, when I was a little, 1241 00:46:11,637 --> 00:46:13,836 my dad took me to this really nice restaurant. 1242 00:46:13,836 --> 00:46:14,745 - Oh, yeah, which one? 1243 00:46:14,745 --> 00:46:15,703 - Italian. 1244 00:46:15,703 --> 00:46:16,951 - [Taz] Mamma mia! 1245 00:46:16,951 --> 00:46:20,012 - It was the nicest restaurant I've ever been at. 1246 00:46:20,012 --> 00:46:22,410 I mean, I was used to just Mickey D's, 1247 00:46:22,410 --> 00:46:24,160 but this place, nice. 1248 00:46:25,112 --> 00:46:27,653 The waiters were dressed up and so were we. 1249 00:46:27,653 --> 00:46:28,486 - All right. 1250 00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:29,319 Did you wear a dress? 1251 00:46:29,319 --> 00:46:30,374 - I did. 1252 00:46:30,374 --> 00:46:31,207 - How old were you? 1253 00:46:31,207 --> 00:46:34,202 - Nine, but my dad ordered for me, 1254 00:46:34,202 --> 00:46:36,098 so I had no idea what was coming out. 1255 00:46:36,098 --> 00:46:37,132 - What did he order? 1256 00:46:37,132 --> 00:46:37,965 - Some pasta. 1257 00:46:37,965 --> 00:46:41,132 But listen, that wasn't the big deal. 1258 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:42,471 Right before the meal came, 1259 00:46:42,471 --> 00:46:47,403 the waiters brought out a fresh basket full of the rolls. 1260 00:46:47,403 --> 00:46:50,434 I never knew bread could be so good. 1261 00:46:50,434 --> 00:46:54,262 I mean, I was used to toast on my PB&J sandwich, 1262 00:46:54,262 --> 00:46:58,751 but these, (sighs) they were so soft, 1263 00:46:58,751 --> 00:47:00,418 and smelled so good. 1264 00:47:02,254 --> 00:47:07,254 (moans) They were soft and crunchy at the same time. 1265 00:47:07,452 --> 00:47:09,197 There was this butter on the table, 1266 00:47:09,197 --> 00:47:10,046 and I took it, 1267 00:47:10,046 --> 00:47:14,412 and I spread it across the roll as I cracked it open, 1268 00:47:14,412 --> 00:47:16,912 then I took a tiny, slow bite. 1269 00:47:18,111 --> 00:47:22,093 It sent electrical shocks all through my body. 1270 00:47:22,093 --> 00:47:25,260 First, in my mouth, then in my tongue. 1271 00:47:26,172 --> 00:47:29,172 You know, that salty, buttery taste. 1272 00:47:30,611 --> 00:47:34,133 (sighs) It's making me feel all warm 1273 00:47:34,133 --> 00:47:36,342 just talking about it. 1274 00:47:36,342 --> 00:47:39,096 We didn't have many great times as a child, 1275 00:47:39,096 --> 00:47:40,429 but those rolls, 1276 00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:43,854 those rolls were magical. 1277 00:47:49,573 --> 00:47:51,693 Taz, are you there? 1278 00:47:51,693 --> 00:47:52,581 - Yeah (clears throat). 1279 00:47:52,581 --> 00:47:53,583 Yeah (laughs). 1280 00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:54,416 Yeah, I'm here. 1281 00:47:54,416 --> 00:47:55,249 I'm here. 1282 00:47:56,249 --> 00:47:57,082 That was a good story. 1283 00:47:57,082 --> 00:47:57,915 That was a good story. 1284 00:47:57,915 --> 00:47:58,813 You got my mouth all waterin' 1285 00:47:58,813 --> 00:48:00,742 for some rolls and butter now. 1286 00:48:00,742 --> 00:48:02,254 - Well, maybe you should go get some, 1287 00:48:02,254 --> 00:48:04,174 instead of that gluten free crap? 1288 00:48:04,174 --> 00:48:05,692 - Perhaps. 1289 00:48:05,692 --> 00:48:08,894 Perhaps you and I can go get somethin' together? 1290 00:48:08,894 --> 00:48:09,888 - Really? 1291 00:48:09,888 --> 00:48:11,354 - Oh, yeah (chuckles). 1292 00:48:11,354 --> 00:48:12,935 I'd- 1293 00:48:12,935 --> 00:48:14,343 (door slams shut) - Lucy, we'll be right back 1294 00:48:14,343 --> 00:48:16,152 after these commercial messages. 1295 00:48:16,152 --> 00:48:17,792 Thank you. 1296 00:48:17,792 --> 00:48:18,875 (phone receiver clatters) Hi, Lucy? 1297 00:48:18,875 --> 00:48:19,953 Could you hold on for a moment? 1298 00:48:19,953 --> 00:48:21,697 - Okay, that's fine. - Thank you. 1299 00:48:21,697 --> 00:48:22,811 (phone receiver clatters) 1300 00:48:22,811 --> 00:48:23,644 - What are you doing? 1301 00:48:23,644 --> 00:48:24,922 - No, what are you doing? 1302 00:48:24,922 --> 00:48:25,780 - What are you talking about? 1303 00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:26,767 - What am I talking about? 1304 00:48:26,767 --> 00:48:28,700 You're trying to meet her? 1305 00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:32,462 Okay, she's the goose that lays our golden eggs, 1306 00:48:32,462 --> 00:48:33,801 and you want to kill that? 1307 00:48:33,801 --> 00:48:35,401 - No, I Just- 1308 00:48:35,401 --> 00:48:37,040 - Want to meet her? - Yeah. 1309 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,831 - That would destroy all the magic between you two. 1310 00:48:39,831 --> 00:48:42,252 - I think we could make more magic. 1311 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:43,651 - Come on, man. 1312 00:48:43,651 --> 00:48:44,484 Think! 1313 00:48:46,031 --> 00:48:50,801 Have you ever had a relationship that ended well? 1314 00:48:50,801 --> 00:48:53,450 - No, but I think this could be different. 1315 00:48:53,450 --> 00:48:54,463 - Hey, you think? 1316 00:48:54,463 --> 00:48:58,716 Okay, well, you are winning right now, right? 1317 00:48:58,716 --> 00:49:00,544 Okay, you're on top again, right? 1318 00:49:00,544 --> 00:49:01,377 - Yeah. - Okay. 1319 00:49:01,377 --> 00:49:02,710 And people love you, right? - Yes. 1320 00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:06,877 - Okay, so you want to risk losing all that again? 1321 00:49:08,392 --> 00:49:10,494 People are crazy for her, 1322 00:49:10,494 --> 00:49:15,048 because they imagine her to be this gorgeous girl, 1323 00:49:15,048 --> 00:49:17,590 and you imagine it too, 1324 00:49:17,590 --> 00:49:19,783 but what if she's ugly? 1325 00:49:19,783 --> 00:49:21,857 Do you really want to keep this up? 1326 00:49:21,857 --> 00:49:24,666 - Look, I just wanna meet her, all right? 1327 00:49:24,666 --> 00:49:25,891 I don't even care how she looks. 1328 00:49:25,891 --> 00:49:27,459 To me, she's beautiful already. 1329 00:49:27,459 --> 00:49:29,183 - What if she's got a scar? 1330 00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:30,173 She's got no teeth? 1331 00:49:30,173 --> 00:49:31,006 She's bald? 1332 00:49:31,006 --> 00:49:32,277 She's got one eyeball? 1333 00:49:32,277 --> 00:49:33,563 And she's got a hook for a hand? 1334 00:49:33,563 --> 00:49:34,625 What if she's four feet tall? 1335 00:49:34,625 --> 00:49:35,595 What if she has three toes? 1336 00:49:35,595 --> 00:49:37,084 - Okay, okay! 1337 00:49:37,084 --> 00:49:38,625 You've made your point. 1338 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:41,625 - This works because of the mystery. 1339 00:49:42,883 --> 00:49:45,050 If you see her, it's over. 1340 00:49:46,259 --> 00:49:48,285 Do you really want it to be over? 1341 00:49:48,285 --> 00:49:49,914 - Okay. 1342 00:49:49,914 --> 00:49:52,634 Okay, I won't meet her. 1343 00:49:52,634 --> 00:49:53,878 - Okay, good. 1344 00:49:53,878 --> 00:49:55,195 Try to end the call. 1345 00:49:55,195 --> 00:49:56,796 We got another call waiting. 1346 00:49:56,796 --> 00:49:57,795 Are you crazy? 1347 00:49:57,795 --> 00:49:59,326 Is there something wrong with you? 1348 00:49:59,326 --> 00:50:02,243 (sultry pop music) 1349 00:50:05,364 --> 00:50:07,635 ♪ Oh ♪ 1350 00:50:07,635 --> 00:50:08,856 - And we're back. 1351 00:50:08,856 --> 00:50:10,456 Sorry to keep you waiting, Lucy. 1352 00:50:10,456 --> 00:50:11,548 - That's fine. 1353 00:50:11,548 --> 00:50:13,920 - Listen, those rolls, 1354 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,344 they sounded amazing. 1355 00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:16,987 But you know what I would have? 1356 00:50:16,987 --> 00:50:21,599 I'd have one of those Wagyu filets mignons, medium rare. 1357 00:50:21,599 --> 00:50:22,773 Now, those are the best. 1358 00:50:22,773 --> 00:50:26,017 - Yeah, well, after we get the rolls. 1359 00:50:26,017 --> 00:50:28,017 - Yeah, after the rolls. 1360 00:50:28,975 --> 00:50:31,463 So listen, I'm getting a signal from my producer. 1361 00:50:31,463 --> 00:50:33,113 It looks like we have another commercial spot. 1362 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,030 - Oh, okay. 1363 00:50:35,047 --> 00:50:38,233 - Yeah, popular girl, and the show's a hit. 1364 00:50:38,233 --> 00:50:40,526 Everybody wants to be on the show. 1365 00:50:40,526 --> 00:50:42,300 So same time tomorrow? 1366 00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:44,217 - Yes, sure, same time. 1367 00:50:45,754 --> 00:50:47,174 Have a good night, Taz. 1368 00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:48,757 - Good night, Lucy. 1369 00:50:50,462 --> 00:50:53,852 (phone receiver clatters) 1370 00:50:53,852 --> 00:50:55,106 (Lucy sighs) 1371 00:50:55,106 --> 00:50:57,608 (door clatters open) 1372 00:50:57,608 --> 00:50:59,088 (door slams shut) (plaque thuds) 1373 00:50:59,088 --> 00:51:03,171 (melancholic instrumental music) 1374 00:51:24,375 --> 00:51:26,160 (Antoinette speaks indistinctly) 1375 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,692 I hate you! 1376 00:51:27,692 --> 00:51:29,966 (Antoinette laughs) 1377 00:51:29,966 --> 00:51:31,046 (Taz gasps) 1378 00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,879 (heavy breathing) 1379 00:51:37,271 --> 00:51:39,688 (Taz groans) 1380 00:51:42,168 --> 00:51:44,150 (yawns) Sorry. 1381 00:51:44,150 --> 00:51:45,180 - Are you okay? 1382 00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:48,331 - Yeah, guess I didn't sleep well last night, that's all. 1383 00:51:48,331 --> 00:51:50,210 - Your conscious won't let you sleep? 1384 00:51:50,210 --> 00:51:51,641 - I don't think I have one of those. 1385 00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:53,488 - Sure you do. 1386 00:51:53,488 --> 00:51:55,071 - You think? - Yeah. 1387 00:51:57,109 --> 00:51:58,578 - You ever have a problem sleepin'? 1388 00:51:58,578 --> 00:52:00,139 - (sighs) I used to, 1389 00:52:00,139 --> 00:52:02,529 but now, I'm just so tired. 1390 00:52:02,529 --> 00:52:03,609 - What kept you up? 1391 00:52:03,609 --> 00:52:04,749 - My ex. 1392 00:52:04,749 --> 00:52:07,049 - (scoffs) We've all been there, 1393 00:52:07,049 --> 00:52:08,528 stressin' over someone. 1394 00:52:08,528 --> 00:52:11,050 - [Lucy] (sighs) It was more than that. 1395 00:52:11,050 --> 00:52:12,710 - What happened? 1396 00:52:12,710 --> 00:52:15,730 - (exhales loudly) I don't think I wanna talk about this. 1397 00:52:15,730 --> 00:52:17,340 - Oh, come on, Lucy. 1398 00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:19,340 If it's over, it's over. 1399 00:52:20,294 --> 00:52:23,670 Okay, how 'bout I tell you about my ex? 1400 00:52:23,670 --> 00:52:26,837 The great love of my life betrayed me, 1401 00:52:29,510 --> 00:52:30,677 stole from me, 1402 00:52:32,090 --> 00:52:35,143 then went on to a life of fortune and glory. 1403 00:52:35,143 --> 00:52:36,943 - Yeah, well, your life is still pretty good, 1404 00:52:36,943 --> 00:52:38,592 despite all of that. 1405 00:52:38,592 --> 00:52:39,425 - Perhaps. 1406 00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:43,442 But I can't help but think about what could've been. 1407 00:52:43,442 --> 00:52:44,275 - Yeah. 1408 00:52:45,793 --> 00:52:47,381 - I sure can pick 'em (laughs). 1409 00:52:47,381 --> 00:52:48,214 - Me too. 1410 00:52:49,373 --> 00:52:51,845 Me too (sighs). 1411 00:52:51,845 --> 00:52:54,004 - So what about your ex? 1412 00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:56,254 - I think about the what ifs. 1413 00:52:56,254 --> 00:52:58,312 - What if things were different? 1414 00:52:58,312 --> 00:53:01,586 - No, just what if I would have never met him? 1415 00:53:01,586 --> 00:53:05,372 What if I never would have said yes to the first date? 1416 00:53:05,372 --> 00:53:09,042 He would have never destroyed my faith, 1417 00:53:09,042 --> 00:53:10,709 stolen my happiness, 1418 00:53:12,614 --> 00:53:13,781 killed my joy. 1419 00:53:17,114 --> 00:53:19,089 Now, I'm just afraid. 1420 00:53:19,089 --> 00:53:19,973 - Of what? 1421 00:53:19,973 --> 00:53:22,689 - Another shark in the water that smells blood 1422 00:53:22,689 --> 00:53:25,752 and comes to finish me off for good. 1423 00:53:25,752 --> 00:53:28,112 - What did he do? - Everything. 1424 00:53:28,112 --> 00:53:29,572 - What keeps you going? 1425 00:53:29,572 --> 00:53:31,337 - The small things, 1426 00:53:31,337 --> 00:53:33,473 the simple pleasures in life. 1427 00:53:33,473 --> 00:53:37,502 Driving my car, warming up some noodles, talking to you. 1428 00:53:37,502 --> 00:53:41,498 - (chuckles) Well, the feeling is mutual. 1429 00:53:41,498 --> 00:53:42,331 I don't know how I could have 1430 00:53:42,331 --> 00:53:44,190 kept this thing going without you. 1431 00:53:44,190 --> 00:53:45,051 - Yeah, but I don't know 1432 00:53:45,051 --> 00:53:47,451 if your audience would appreciate this. 1433 00:53:47,451 --> 00:53:48,284 - Why not? 1434 00:53:48,284 --> 00:53:49,402 - Too depressing. 1435 00:53:49,402 --> 00:53:51,561 - No, it's real. 1436 00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:53,581 They like you because you keep it real. 1437 00:53:53,581 --> 00:53:54,414 - Me? 1438 00:53:54,414 --> 00:53:55,462 What about you? 1439 00:53:55,462 --> 00:53:58,106 - No, I'm just show business. 1440 00:53:58,106 --> 00:53:59,237 - Stop! 1441 00:53:59,237 --> 00:54:01,442 You're more than that. 1442 00:54:01,442 --> 00:54:02,734 You're just afraid. 1443 00:54:02,734 --> 00:54:04,022 - Of what? 1444 00:54:04,022 --> 00:54:05,442 - Exposing yourself, 1445 00:54:05,442 --> 00:54:07,942 like really exposing yourself. 1446 00:54:09,117 --> 00:54:11,081 You put up this wall. 1447 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,573 All of the aggression, 1448 00:54:12,573 --> 00:54:15,049 the self-deprecating remarks, 1449 00:54:15,049 --> 00:54:16,875 it's just all a front 1450 00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:18,944 so people don't see the real you. 1451 00:54:18,944 --> 00:54:20,163 - I don't think the real me 1452 00:54:20,163 --> 00:54:22,471 would be interesting enough for a show. 1453 00:54:22,471 --> 00:54:24,241 - It will be. 1454 00:54:24,241 --> 00:54:25,475 You should try it. 1455 00:54:25,475 --> 00:54:26,778 - Yeah. 1456 00:54:26,778 --> 00:54:28,395 - But I gotta go, 1457 00:54:28,395 --> 00:54:29,794 and I'll talk to you tomorrow. 1458 00:54:29,794 --> 00:54:30,998 - All right, Lucy. 1459 00:54:30,998 --> 00:54:32,693 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1460 00:54:32,693 --> 00:54:34,693 - (laughs) Okay. 1461 00:54:34,693 --> 00:54:36,276 Goodbye, Taz. - Bye. 1462 00:54:38,173 --> 00:54:39,842 We'll be right back after this. 1463 00:54:39,842 --> 00:54:44,842 (gentle instrumental music) (Lucy exhales loudly) 1464 00:54:45,187 --> 00:54:46,020 - Taz. 1465 00:54:47,510 --> 00:54:49,067 (phone receiver clatters) 1466 00:54:49,067 --> 00:54:52,650 (Lucy speaks indistinctly) 1467 00:54:53,733 --> 00:54:57,292 (exhales loudly) 1468 00:54:57,292 --> 00:55:01,217 - [Radio Announcer] You listen to WGNS 1469 00:55:01,217 --> 00:55:06,129 with DJ Taz the Maz. (button softly clicks) 1470 00:55:06,129 --> 00:55:07,419 - Hey, early bird. 1471 00:55:07,419 --> 00:55:11,919 - Hey, Galen. (ominous dramatic music) 1472 00:55:13,388 --> 00:55:14,757 - You're taking somebody's spot. 1473 00:55:14,757 --> 00:55:16,467 - [Antoinette] Oh, I wasn't aware 1474 00:55:16,467 --> 00:55:19,371 I need an appointment to call your show? 1475 00:55:19,371 --> 00:55:21,248 - Now is not the time, okay? 1476 00:55:21,248 --> 00:55:22,383 - Let's. 1477 00:55:22,383 --> 00:55:26,600 You're not gonna introduce me to your audience? 1478 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:27,960 - We have Heidi on the line. 1479 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:28,918 (Antoinette laughs) 1480 00:55:28,918 --> 00:55:30,541 - [Antoinette] Well, at least you could be honest 1481 00:55:30,541 --> 00:55:32,124 with your audience. 1482 00:55:36,441 --> 00:55:39,402 - I will, as soon as you're honest with your fans. 1483 00:55:39,402 --> 00:55:41,962 - Galen, why don't you play any of my music? 1484 00:55:41,962 --> 00:55:44,479 - Because I don't like any of your phony music, Antoinette. 1485 00:55:44,479 --> 00:55:45,930 - I'm sorry you don't like it. 1486 00:55:45,930 --> 00:55:49,729 You know, most of my music is about us. 1487 00:55:49,729 --> 00:55:51,326 (tool clanks) - No, they are about you. 1488 00:55:51,326 --> 00:55:53,280 Why are you calling me right now? 1489 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,506 You're a big enough deal 1490 00:55:54,506 --> 00:55:57,032 that you should be doing some late night talk show. 1491 00:55:57,032 --> 00:55:59,526 But no, you're so dead inside 1492 00:55:59,526 --> 00:56:00,913 that you can't stand the idea 1493 00:56:00,913 --> 00:56:02,969 of someone else getting attention. 1494 00:56:02,969 --> 00:56:06,410 - Oh, are you talking about your virtual girlfriend? 1495 00:56:06,410 --> 00:56:08,337 - Look, she ain't my girlfriend, all right? 1496 00:56:08,337 --> 00:56:09,971 - You're so defenseless, Galen. 1497 00:56:09,971 --> 00:56:12,937 (scoffs) You must really like this Lucy girl? 1498 00:56:12,937 --> 00:56:14,020 - Maybe I do. 1499 00:56:15,847 --> 00:56:18,732 (covers rustling) (Antoinette sighs) 1500 00:56:18,732 --> 00:56:23,332 - Do you remember when we used to stay up all night, 1501 00:56:23,332 --> 00:56:26,751 and we would listen to all sorts of music, 1502 00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:29,346 and we would talk about movies, 1503 00:56:29,346 --> 00:56:32,109 and then politics and religion, 1504 00:56:32,109 --> 00:56:33,892 and plan our lives together? 1505 00:56:33,892 --> 00:56:35,897 - But you are killing my show right now. 1506 00:56:35,897 --> 00:56:38,022 - Galen, I really thought by now 1507 00:56:38,022 --> 00:56:41,381 you would be some like big-time music producer. 1508 00:56:41,381 --> 00:56:43,330 I would have never guessed 1509 00:56:43,330 --> 00:56:46,420 that you would be an AM talk show host. 1510 00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:48,532 - You think I like this shit, huh? 1511 00:56:48,532 --> 00:56:50,360 Stayin' up wee hours a night, 1512 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,585 eatin' nasty ass pizza, 1513 00:56:51,585 --> 00:56:52,549 and talking to losers 1514 00:56:52,549 --> 00:56:54,520 that nothing better to do but to call me? 1515 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,640 - Well, then quit this job, and come work for me. 1516 00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:02,223 - (scoffs) I would never work for you. 1517 00:57:02,223 --> 00:57:04,092 You stole your whole sound from me, 1518 00:57:04,092 --> 00:57:07,576 so you and your managers can go fuck yourselves. 1519 00:57:07,576 --> 00:57:09,430 (knocking on window) 1520 00:57:09,430 --> 00:57:12,051 - I didn't steal anything from you. 1521 00:57:12,051 --> 00:57:13,968 - No, you just used me. 1522 00:57:15,221 --> 00:57:17,099 You needed me to write for you 1523 00:57:17,099 --> 00:57:18,941 and introduce you around. 1524 00:57:18,941 --> 00:57:20,230 You forgot who you are. 1525 00:57:20,230 --> 00:57:22,201 But I know the real you. 1526 00:57:22,201 --> 00:57:25,251 So it doesn't matter how much glitter, 1527 00:57:25,251 --> 00:57:27,767 fancy clothes you put on, 1528 00:57:27,767 --> 00:57:30,247 you still ain't shit, bitch. 1529 00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:31,201 - Fuck you! 1530 00:57:31,201 --> 00:57:32,380 Fuck you son of a bitch! 1531 00:57:32,380 --> 00:57:34,522 How dare you talk to me like that! 1532 00:57:34,522 --> 00:57:37,068 No, you became nothing without me. 1533 00:57:37,068 --> 00:57:38,281 And you would still be nothing, 1534 00:57:38,281 --> 00:57:40,008 if not for some deranged woman 1535 00:57:40,008 --> 00:57:42,031 calling you in the middle of the night. 1536 00:57:42,031 --> 00:57:43,094 You need us bitches! 1537 00:57:43,094 --> 00:57:45,070 - I don't need you, Antoinette. 1538 00:57:45,070 --> 00:57:46,742 I don't need Lucy either. 1539 00:57:46,742 --> 00:57:49,007 I'm DJ Taz the Maz. 1540 00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:52,236 Well, sure, I'm stuck here talking to losers 1541 00:57:52,236 --> 00:57:53,091 and a deranged women 1542 00:57:53,091 --> 00:57:53,924 that has nothing better to do 1543 00:57:53,924 --> 00:57:55,175 but to call me every single night. 1544 00:57:55,175 --> 00:57:58,070 Sure, I'm taking orders from a Latino mob boss wanna-be, 1545 00:57:58,070 --> 00:58:01,101 but at least I know who I am. 1546 00:58:01,101 --> 00:58:01,934 Now, maybe one day, 1547 00:58:01,934 --> 00:58:04,911 they'll find you dead with a bullet in your skull, 1548 00:58:04,911 --> 00:58:06,703 and it'll all be over. 1549 00:58:06,703 --> 00:58:10,029 Just another footnote in a book of washed up celebrities. 1550 00:58:10,029 --> 00:58:11,869 (uptempo rock music) 1551 00:58:11,869 --> 00:58:12,702 (Antoinette yells) (slapping) 1552 00:58:12,702 --> 00:58:14,974 - What are you doing? 1553 00:58:14,974 --> 00:58:15,807 (Antoinette scoffs) 1554 00:58:15,807 --> 00:58:20,169 (uptempo rock music continues) 1555 00:58:20,169 --> 00:58:23,502 (headphones clattering) 1556 00:58:24,872 --> 00:58:25,705 - Hey, man. 1557 00:58:25,705 --> 00:58:26,617 What was that? 1558 00:58:26,617 --> 00:58:28,578 - [Taz] I'm done. 1559 00:58:28,578 --> 00:58:29,938 - Oh, whoa! 1560 00:58:29,938 --> 00:58:31,419 (shuffling) 1561 00:58:31,419 --> 00:58:32,488 You're just gonna leave like that? 1562 00:58:32,488 --> 00:58:34,018 - No, I fucking quit! 1563 00:58:34,018 --> 00:58:35,712 (footsteps pattering) 1564 00:58:35,712 --> 00:58:36,545 (door clatters open) 1565 00:58:36,545 --> 00:58:37,587 (door slams shut) 1566 00:58:37,587 --> 00:58:39,399 (creeper shuffling) Hello, everybody, 1567 00:58:39,399 --> 00:58:42,353 with DJ Taz the Maz at WGNS. 1568 00:58:42,353 --> 00:58:43,186 So listen, (tool clangs) 1569 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:44,440 when I'm in the city and I get hungry, 1570 00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:47,131 I make sure I go get me one of them Crackin' Tacos. 1571 00:58:47,131 --> 00:58:51,464 Man, them tacos are- (button clicks) 1572 00:58:55,601 --> 00:58:57,670 (tool clangs) 1573 00:58:57,670 --> 00:58:59,859 ♪ Careful with my love ♪ 1574 00:58:59,859 --> 00:59:01,430 ♪ Cautious with my heart ♪ 1575 00:59:01,430 --> 00:59:04,787 ♪ Has me lookin ♪ - Hi. 1576 00:59:04,787 --> 00:59:06,749 - I'm Lucy Carmichael. 1577 00:59:06,749 --> 00:59:08,999 - Oh, well, I'm John Wayne. 1578 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,559 (Lucille gasps) (audience laughs) 1579 00:59:13,559 --> 00:59:15,370 - Oh, oh, I know you are. 1580 00:59:15,370 --> 00:59:18,120 (Lucille laughs) 1581 00:59:19,009 --> 00:59:21,753 Oh, it's nice meeting you, Mr. Wayne. 1582 00:59:21,753 --> 00:59:22,879 I work at the bank, 1583 00:59:22,879 --> 00:59:25,100 and I brought some contracts over here for you today. 1584 00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:26,192 - Well, thank you. 1585 00:59:26,192 --> 00:59:28,412 - I thought about bringing them to you in person, 1586 00:59:28,412 --> 00:59:31,056 but I realize that you're a very busy man, 1587 00:59:31,056 --> 00:59:32,596 and I didn't wanna bother you. 1588 00:59:32,596 --> 00:59:34,987 - Oh, I'm- ♪ Why you are so sweet ♪ 1589 00:59:34,987 --> 00:59:36,862 ♪ So sweet ♪ 1590 00:59:36,862 --> 00:59:40,676 ♪ Baby pull me in the backseat ♪ ♪ Backseat ♪ 1591 00:59:40,676 --> 00:59:42,384 ♪ I see him when I choose ♪ 1592 00:59:42,384 --> 00:59:45,267 ♪ Let it be ♪ 1593 00:59:45,267 --> 00:59:46,984 - It must be very bothersome- 1594 00:59:46,984 --> 00:59:49,949 (audience laughing drowns out Lucille speaking) 1595 00:59:49,949 --> 00:59:52,410 When they ask you for your autograph and everything? 1596 00:59:52,410 --> 00:59:54,663 - [John Wayne] Well, I never considered that a bother. 1597 00:59:54,663 --> 00:59:56,314 - [Lucille] Well, can I have your autograph? 1598 00:59:56,314 --> 00:59:59,652 (audience laughs on TV) - Of course. 1599 00:59:59,652 --> 01:00:01,485 - [Lucille] Thank you. 1600 01:00:02,871 --> 01:00:05,305 - Did you bring a piece of paper? 1601 01:00:05,305 --> 01:00:06,138 - No. 1602 01:00:10,244 --> 01:00:12,661 (Taz groans) 1603 01:00:32,862 --> 01:00:34,632 - [Voicemail] You have 14 new messages. 1604 01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:36,333 (male speaks indistinctly) Message deleted. 1605 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:38,008 - [Tony] Hey, man, you better pick up the phone. 1606 01:00:38,008 --> 01:00:39,698 I'm not- - Message deleted. 1607 01:00:39,698 --> 01:00:40,531 - [Tony] Listen to me. 1608 01:00:40,531 --> 01:00:43,114 Listen to me! - Message deleted. 1609 01:00:44,529 --> 01:00:48,663 (Taz groans and grunts) 1610 01:00:48,663 --> 01:00:52,147 (radio garbles) 1611 01:00:52,147 --> 01:00:53,317 - [Radio Announcer] The Silly DJ, 1612 01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:56,266 sports, talk, music, and more. 1613 01:00:56,266 --> 01:00:58,318 - [Willy] Yo, yo, yo, what's going on, people? 1614 01:00:58,318 --> 01:01:01,456 This is your boy, Willy the Silly DJ, 1615 01:01:01,456 --> 01:01:02,948 and we've got Lindy on the line. 1616 01:01:02,948 --> 01:01:05,115 Welcome to WCKR FM, Lindy. 1617 01:01:06,146 --> 01:01:07,087 - [Lindy] Hello, Willy. 1618 01:01:07,087 --> 01:01:08,759 - [Willy] All right, so Lindy, 1619 01:01:08,759 --> 01:01:11,254 tell us about your worst life experience. 1620 01:01:11,254 --> 01:01:12,617 - [Lindy] It's a little bit too dark. 1621 01:01:12,617 --> 01:01:15,086 - [Willy] Well, you know, everything is accepted here, 1622 01:01:15,086 --> 01:01:17,431 except ongoing criminal investigation, 1623 01:01:17,431 --> 01:01:19,058 so go ahead. (Lindy laughs) 1624 01:01:19,058 --> 01:01:20,058 - [Lindy] No crime. 1625 01:01:20,058 --> 01:01:21,956 My worst life experience 1626 01:01:21,956 --> 01:01:24,716 was the day I got diagnosed with leukemia. 1627 01:01:24,716 --> 01:01:25,549 - [Willy] Oh, wow. 1628 01:01:25,549 --> 01:01:26,605 I'm so, so sorry 1629 01:01:26,605 --> 01:01:28,587 to hear about that, Lindy. - Don't be sorry, 1630 01:01:28,587 --> 01:01:31,189 because one of my best life experience 1631 01:01:31,189 --> 01:01:33,813 is when the doctor told me I was cancer free. 1632 01:01:33,813 --> 01:01:35,459 I made it, Willy! 1633 01:01:35,459 --> 01:01:36,338 - [Willy] Oh! 1634 01:01:36,338 --> 01:01:39,349 Oh, well that's awesome, Lindy. 1635 01:01:39,349 --> 01:01:40,182 Wow! 1636 01:01:40,182 --> 01:01:41,017 Thank you for sharing that. 1637 01:01:41,017 --> 01:01:43,389 - [Lindy] No, thank you for allowing me 1638 01:01:43,389 --> 01:01:44,808 to share it on your station. 1639 01:01:44,808 --> 01:01:46,219 - [Willy] Anytime, doll. 1640 01:01:46,219 --> 01:01:47,604 You know, I understand. 1641 01:01:47,604 --> 01:01:48,841 We're all family here. 1642 01:01:48,841 --> 01:01:49,726 - [Lindy] That's right, 1643 01:01:49,726 --> 01:01:52,567 but there's sometimes we feel all alone. 1644 01:01:52,567 --> 01:01:54,300 (Lindy sobs) 1645 01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:56,134 But once we know others have been though 1646 01:01:56,134 --> 01:01:57,248 what we've been through 1647 01:01:57,248 --> 01:01:58,239 and made it- - Yes, Lindy. 1648 01:01:58,239 --> 01:01:59,322 - Yes, yeah. - It gives us hope. 1649 01:01:59,322 --> 01:02:00,996 - [Willy] We all need a bit of hope. 1650 01:02:00,996 --> 01:02:03,454 Lindy, cry if you want, okay? 1651 01:02:03,454 --> 01:02:04,287 We got yeah. 1652 01:02:04,287 --> 01:02:05,604 Don't worry about it. - Give me a break. 1653 01:02:05,604 --> 01:02:07,083 - We're here to support you. (button clicks) 1654 01:02:07,083 --> 01:02:09,416 (Taz sighs) 1655 01:02:17,212 --> 01:02:18,455 (phone trilling) 1656 01:02:18,455 --> 01:02:19,288 - [Tony] What up? 1657 01:02:19,288 --> 01:02:20,176 This is Tony. 1658 01:02:20,176 --> 01:02:21,416 You mes with me, Ese, 1659 01:02:21,416 --> 01:02:23,175 I mess with you, Ese. 1660 01:02:23,175 --> 01:02:24,565 Leave a message for me. (message beeps) 1661 01:02:24,565 --> 01:02:25,398 - Hey, Tony. 1662 01:02:25,398 --> 01:02:26,231 It's me. 1663 01:02:27,256 --> 01:02:28,589 Look, I'm sorry. 1664 01:02:29,566 --> 01:02:31,899 Give me a call back, please. 1665 01:02:35,910 --> 01:02:39,703 (Taz sighs) (phone rings) 1666 01:02:39,703 --> 01:02:40,536 Hey. 1667 01:02:40,536 --> 01:02:42,524 - [Tony] Meet me at the station at 1:30. 1668 01:02:42,524 --> 01:02:46,774 You better be there. (phone beeps) 1669 01:02:48,944 --> 01:02:52,944 (door clatters open and creaks) 1670 01:02:53,885 --> 01:02:54,718 (door slams shut) 1671 01:02:54,718 --> 01:02:55,551 - I'm sorry, man. 1672 01:02:55,551 --> 01:02:56,565 I lost it, all right? 1673 01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:57,815 - You see this? 1674 01:02:59,977 --> 01:03:00,810 - $47,000? 1675 01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:02,749 They can't do this. 1676 01:03:02,749 --> 01:03:04,083 We're protected by the First Amendment. 1677 01:03:04,083 --> 01:03:06,811 - They can and they have! 1678 01:03:06,811 --> 01:03:07,695 (Taz scoffs) 1679 01:03:07,695 --> 01:03:09,043 - But we gotta do somethin'. 1680 01:03:09,043 --> 01:03:09,895 We gotta fight this. 1681 01:03:09,895 --> 01:03:11,085 - Pero, guess what? 1682 01:03:11,085 --> 01:03:13,604 We have to get the people back on our side. 1683 01:03:13,604 --> 01:03:16,623 So you, mister, make it happen. 1684 01:03:16,623 --> 01:03:19,062 Make your magic happen, okay? 1685 01:03:19,062 --> 01:03:20,571 You're on the air in two minutes, 1686 01:03:20,571 --> 01:03:22,071 and don't fuck up. 1687 01:03:22,999 --> 01:03:24,180 (door softly shuts) 1688 01:03:24,180 --> 01:03:25,971 (button shuffling) 1689 01:03:25,971 --> 01:03:27,741 - Welcome back to WGNS. 1690 01:03:27,741 --> 01:03:30,470 This is your man, DJ Taz the Maz. 1691 01:03:30,470 --> 01:03:31,675 What's up, all my people out there? 1692 01:03:31,675 --> 01:03:32,998 Listen, I know a lot of you 1693 01:03:32,998 --> 01:03:35,022 don't wanna hear anything I have to say right about now, 1694 01:03:35,022 --> 01:03:38,067 and I don't blame you, 'cause I failed you. 1695 01:03:38,067 --> 01:03:40,779 In a moment of frustration and a weakness, 1696 01:03:40,779 --> 01:03:44,620 I said some things that are simply not true. 1697 01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:46,910 You know, growing up in Detroit, 1698 01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:48,910 I remember, one day, my mother got into this 1699 01:03:48,910 --> 01:03:51,301 big argument with a couple of my neighbors, 1700 01:03:51,301 --> 01:03:54,451 'cause they told her that her son was selling drugs. 1701 01:03:54,451 --> 01:03:56,514 Crack to be exact. 1702 01:03:56,514 --> 01:03:58,465 My mother said, "No, not my baby". 1703 01:03:58,465 --> 01:04:00,720 See, she knew that I was innocent. 1704 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:02,209 She knew that they were profiling me 1705 01:04:02,209 --> 01:04:03,097 just because I was black. 1706 01:04:03,097 --> 01:04:05,149 But what she didn't know 1707 01:04:05,149 --> 01:04:07,169 is that she was wrong, 1708 01:04:07,169 --> 01:04:08,586 and I was guilty. 1709 01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:11,349 I'll never forget the look on her face 1710 01:04:11,349 --> 01:04:13,747 when I told her the truth. 1711 01:04:13,747 --> 01:04:15,664 Look of disappointment, 1712 01:04:16,878 --> 01:04:18,930 'cause I failed her. 1713 01:04:18,930 --> 01:04:20,513 I failed my family. 1714 01:04:21,749 --> 01:04:22,786 And I promised that day 1715 01:04:22,786 --> 01:04:26,198 never to lie to my family ever again. 1716 01:04:26,198 --> 01:04:28,499 You all are my family. 1717 01:04:28,499 --> 01:04:30,416 I'm sorry I failed you. 1718 01:04:31,739 --> 01:04:33,948 See, I don't care that this is AM radio. 1719 01:04:33,948 --> 01:04:36,588 I don't care that I eat crappy pizza every day, 1720 01:04:36,588 --> 01:04:38,588 because this is where my heart is. 1721 01:04:38,588 --> 01:04:40,505 This is where I belong. 1722 01:04:41,590 --> 01:04:44,449 Giving the people the truth, 1723 01:04:44,449 --> 01:04:47,146 that is the tradition of radio. 1724 01:04:47,146 --> 01:04:48,140 That's the way it always was, 1725 01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:51,360 and that's the way it always should be. 1726 01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:53,478 'Cause without tradition, 1727 01:04:53,478 --> 01:04:56,872 our lives are just as shaky as a fiddler on a roof. 1728 01:04:56,872 --> 01:05:00,622 Lines are open if you still wanna talk truth. 1729 01:05:02,067 --> 01:05:03,710 You're on the air with DJ Taz the Maz. 1730 01:05:03,710 --> 01:05:04,543 Who's callin'? 1731 01:05:04,543 --> 01:05:05,376 - [Robby] Hey! 1732 01:05:05,376 --> 01:05:06,512 Hey, man, it's Robby. (Taz chuckles) 1733 01:05:06,512 --> 01:05:08,093 - Thanks for being part of the family, Robby. 1734 01:05:08,093 --> 01:05:08,926 - [Robby] Hey, no problem. 1735 01:05:08,926 --> 01:05:10,988 It takes a lot of courage to tell the truth. 1736 01:05:10,988 --> 01:05:12,093 - It's not for cowards. 1737 01:05:12,093 --> 01:05:14,633 - [Robby] Yeah, but I bet Antoinette regrets 1738 01:05:14,633 --> 01:05:16,461 losin' a brother like yourself. 1739 01:05:16,461 --> 01:05:18,444 - Well, that's not for us to say. 1740 01:05:18,444 --> 01:05:20,700 Let's just hope that she moves on with her life, 1741 01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:22,382 as should I. 1742 01:05:22,382 --> 01:05:23,271 No, we, as humans, 1743 01:05:23,271 --> 01:05:27,463 sometimes, we get so caught up in the past 1744 01:05:27,463 --> 01:05:28,956 that we neglect the present. 1745 01:05:28,956 --> 01:05:30,648 Let the past be the past. 1746 01:05:30,648 --> 01:05:33,182 - [Robby] Yeah, very true. 1747 01:05:33,182 --> 01:05:35,145 You're the man, Taz the Maz! 1748 01:05:35,145 --> 01:05:36,254 We love you, man. 1749 01:05:36,254 --> 01:05:38,050 - Thanks, brother. 1750 01:05:38,050 --> 01:05:39,371 You have a happy early morning. 1751 01:05:39,371 --> 01:05:40,517 - [Robby] You as well. 1752 01:05:40,517 --> 01:05:42,271 (button clicks) 1753 01:05:42,271 --> 01:05:43,562 - [Taz] You've got the line. 1754 01:05:43,562 --> 01:05:45,049 - [Sonya] That's right, I do. 1755 01:05:45,049 --> 01:05:46,822 - (chuckles) You know, a couple hours ago, 1756 01:05:46,822 --> 01:05:47,655 I don't think anybody 1757 01:05:47,655 --> 01:05:50,313 would have agreed with me about anything. 1758 01:05:50,313 --> 01:05:53,713 - [Sonya] What you said about living in the past- 1759 01:05:53,713 --> 01:05:55,634 - What's you name, love? 1760 01:05:55,634 --> 01:05:57,201 - [Sonya] Sonya. 1761 01:05:57,201 --> 01:05:58,824 - Thanks for calling, Sonya. 1762 01:05:58,824 --> 01:05:59,834 - [Sonya] First, I want to say, 1763 01:05:59,834 --> 01:06:01,503 that I accept your apology, 1764 01:06:01,503 --> 01:06:03,131 and that we are all human. 1765 01:06:03,131 --> 01:06:03,964 - That's sweet. 1766 01:06:03,964 --> 01:06:05,201 Thanks for that. 1767 01:06:05,201 --> 01:06:08,480 So what do you have to say about the past or the present? 1768 01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:10,962 - [Sonya] Well, sometimes we live in the past, 1769 01:06:10,962 --> 01:06:14,248 and attach ourselves to moments that we can't move on from. 1770 01:06:14,248 --> 01:06:15,409 - Well said. 1771 01:06:15,409 --> 01:06:17,043 Any antidotes you'd like to share? 1772 01:06:17,043 --> 01:06:19,699 - [Sonya] Well, let me share my story with you first. 1773 01:06:19,699 --> 01:06:21,870 My ex-husband was terrible. 1774 01:06:21,870 --> 01:06:23,075 He abused me. 1775 01:06:23,075 --> 01:06:26,069 We lived together for six years, two children. 1776 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,709 In our last two years of marriage, 1777 01:06:27,709 --> 01:06:28,894 he would come home drunk, 1778 01:06:28,894 --> 01:06:32,513 and beat me up until he left me unconscious on the floor. 1779 01:06:32,513 --> 01:06:34,399 - I'm sorry you had to live through that. 1780 01:06:34,399 --> 01:06:37,059 - [Sonya] After my divorce, I was traumatized. 1781 01:06:37,059 --> 01:06:39,051 I didn't want to hear about love. 1782 01:06:39,051 --> 01:06:40,895 I thought men would just hurt me. 1783 01:06:40,895 --> 01:06:42,595 - Yeah, I understand. 1784 01:06:42,595 --> 01:06:44,340 - [Sonya] But you know what, Taz? 1785 01:06:44,340 --> 01:06:47,315 I was putting myself behind a protective wall. 1786 01:06:47,315 --> 01:06:50,644 It was fear of loving and being loved again. 1787 01:06:50,644 --> 01:06:52,443 - Were you able to find love again? 1788 01:06:52,443 --> 01:06:53,593 - [Sonya] Yes, Taz. 1789 01:06:53,593 --> 01:06:54,701 All these years, 1790 01:06:54,701 --> 01:06:56,830 I had my true love in front of me, 1791 01:06:56,830 --> 01:06:58,502 (Taz chuckles) My best friend. 1792 01:06:58,502 --> 01:06:59,503 - Your best friend? 1793 01:06:59,503 --> 01:07:00,609 (laughs) Okay. 1794 01:07:00,609 --> 01:07:03,442 I thought that only happened in romantic comedies? 1795 01:07:03,442 --> 01:07:05,194 - [Sonya] He is the best, Taz. 1796 01:07:05,194 --> 01:07:06,693 We talk for hours. 1797 01:07:06,693 --> 01:07:08,972 Lots of laughing until our stomachs hurt. 1798 01:07:08,972 --> 01:07:10,156 He's great to my kids. 1799 01:07:10,156 --> 01:07:11,642 Great conversation. 1800 01:07:11,642 --> 01:07:14,285 We even talk about how many times we go to the bathroom 1801 01:07:14,285 --> 01:07:16,477 and to make poop jokes. 1802 01:07:16,477 --> 01:07:17,537 - Oh, well, you know, 1803 01:07:17,537 --> 01:07:20,373 that is a very important part of every relationship. 1804 01:07:20,373 --> 01:07:22,760 The poop talk, the final frontier. 1805 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,266 (both laughing) 1806 01:07:24,266 --> 01:07:25,099 Now, scat aside. 1807 01:07:25,099 --> 01:07:25,932 I'm happy for you. 1808 01:07:25,932 --> 01:07:27,012 He sounds like a great guy. 1809 01:07:27,012 --> 01:07:28,965 Everybody deserves to be loved. 1810 01:07:28,965 --> 01:07:31,172 - [Sonya] If I had kept the memories of the past, 1811 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:33,996 I would have missed this incredible present. 1812 01:07:33,996 --> 01:07:37,310 Never let the past determine your future. 1813 01:07:37,310 --> 01:07:38,596 - That is a powerful message. 1814 01:07:38,596 --> 01:07:40,085 Thank you for sharing. 1815 01:07:40,085 --> 01:07:42,526 - [Sonya] I just thought you might need to hear that, Taz. 1816 01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:43,359 Goodbye. 1817 01:07:43,359 --> 01:07:44,824 - Goodbye, Sonya. 1818 01:07:44,824 --> 01:07:45,657 (button clicks) 1819 01:07:45,657 --> 01:07:49,324 (gentle instrumental music) 1820 01:07:57,593 --> 01:08:00,513 (earphones clattering) 1821 01:08:00,513 --> 01:08:01,693 - [Tony] We lost her. 1822 01:08:01,693 --> 01:08:02,843 - I can't accept that. 1823 01:08:02,843 --> 01:08:04,060 - What does that mean? 1824 01:08:04,060 --> 01:08:05,032 - That means I've gotta find her. 1825 01:08:05,032 --> 01:08:06,698 - [Tony] How? 1826 01:08:06,698 --> 01:08:07,531 - Give me her number. 1827 01:08:07,531 --> 01:08:08,939 - I've tried! 1828 01:08:08,939 --> 01:08:09,772 - And? 1829 01:08:09,772 --> 01:08:10,605 - I got some tow truck company, 1830 01:08:10,605 --> 01:08:12,734 and nobody picks up. 1831 01:08:12,734 --> 01:08:13,818 - There's gotta be a way. 1832 01:08:13,818 --> 01:08:14,752 - There's nothing we can do. 1833 01:08:14,752 --> 01:08:15,873 - No, there's nothing you can do. 1834 01:08:15,873 --> 01:08:17,316 - Oh, okay, okay. 1835 01:08:17,316 --> 01:08:19,235 Oh, what are you gonna do, huh? 1836 01:08:19,235 --> 01:08:20,871 You Sherlock Holmes? 1837 01:08:20,871 --> 01:08:21,705 You the FBI? 1838 01:08:21,705 --> 01:08:22,538 - I don't know. 1839 01:08:22,538 --> 01:08:23,721 I'll think of something. 1840 01:08:23,721 --> 01:08:25,555 - You always say that. 1841 01:08:27,495 --> 01:08:28,648 You're tired. 1842 01:08:28,648 --> 01:08:30,865 Go home and go to sleep. 1843 01:08:30,865 --> 01:08:31,826 Do us all a favor. 1844 01:08:31,826 --> 01:08:34,202 We do it again tomorrow, okay? 1845 01:08:34,202 --> 01:08:35,202 - All right. 1846 01:08:36,282 --> 01:08:39,866 (insects lightly chirping) 1847 01:08:41,396 --> 01:08:43,728 (Taz sighs) 1848 01:08:47,359 --> 01:08:50,385 - [Voice Of Tony] If you leave now, don't come back. 1849 01:08:50,385 --> 01:08:52,532 - [Voice Of Antoinette] Galen, I really thought by now 1850 01:08:52,532 --> 01:08:55,960 you'd be some like big-time music producer. 1851 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:59,068 Would never have guessed you would be an AM- 1852 01:08:59,068 --> 01:09:00,720 - [Voice Of Taz] You and I know. 1853 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,789 - [Voice Of Antoinette] You became nothing without me. 1854 01:09:03,789 --> 01:09:05,519 You'd still be nothing! (Taz speaks indistinctly) 1855 01:09:05,519 --> 01:09:06,921 - All the frustration. (Taz moans) 1856 01:09:06,921 --> 01:09:08,014 (interposing voices) 1857 01:09:08,014 --> 01:09:09,124 Self-deprecating remarks. 1858 01:09:09,124 --> 01:09:10,272 - [Voice Of Taz] People don't wanna know what happened. 1859 01:09:10,272 --> 01:09:11,737 - This is just a dream. (Taz breathes heavily) 1860 01:09:11,737 --> 01:09:13,178 - I'm the only one- (female laughs) 1861 01:09:13,178 --> 01:09:14,368 (Taz groans) 1862 01:09:14,368 --> 01:09:17,424 (heavy breathing) 1863 01:09:17,424 --> 01:09:21,058 (Taz clears throat) 1864 01:09:21,058 --> 01:09:23,583 (pills rattling) 1865 01:09:23,583 --> 01:09:26,416 (bottle shuffles) 1866 01:09:33,041 --> 01:09:34,327 (liquid sloshing) 1867 01:09:34,327 --> 01:09:35,388 (Taz exhales loudly) 1868 01:09:35,388 --> 01:09:39,220 (dramatic instrumental music) 1869 01:09:48,703 --> 01:09:51,170 (Taz exhales loudly) 1870 01:09:51,170 --> 01:09:52,162 (dramatic instrumental music continues) 1871 01:09:52,162 --> 01:09:55,329 (Taz gags and coughs) 1872 01:09:58,779 --> 01:10:00,266 (groans heavily) 1873 01:10:00,266 --> 01:10:03,599 (coughing and groaning) 1874 01:10:09,004 --> 01:10:13,291 (Taz mumbles indistinctly) 1875 01:10:13,291 --> 01:10:14,999 (objects clattering) 1876 01:10:14,999 --> 01:10:16,081 (glass shatters) 1877 01:10:16,081 --> 01:10:17,376 - Listen, listen, listen. 1878 01:10:17,376 --> 01:10:18,518 This is it, this is it. 1879 01:10:18,518 --> 01:10:20,585 (Taz speaks indistinctly), because I'm smart. 1880 01:10:20,585 --> 01:10:21,580 I'm sorry. 1881 01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:22,413 Uh, shit. 1882 01:10:24,577 --> 01:10:26,754 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1883 01:10:26,754 --> 01:10:27,587 Huh? 1884 01:10:28,693 --> 01:10:29,829 It's all right. 1885 01:10:29,829 --> 01:10:33,412 (Taz numbles indistinctly) 1886 01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:36,000 Fuck you! 1887 01:10:39,875 --> 01:10:40,708 Fuck it. 1888 01:10:42,172 --> 01:10:43,420 (Taz mumbles indistinctly) 1889 01:10:43,420 --> 01:10:44,942 (phone chimes) (Taz grunts) 1890 01:10:44,942 --> 01:10:49,609 (dramatic instrumental music continues) 1891 01:10:53,505 --> 01:10:54,434 (Taz sighs) 1892 01:10:54,434 --> 01:10:59,102 (dramatic instrumental music continues) 1893 01:11:04,664 --> 01:11:08,223 (door clatters and creaks open) 1894 01:11:08,223 --> 01:11:11,056 (door slams shut) 1895 01:11:12,053 --> 01:11:13,446 (chair clatters) 1896 01:11:13,446 --> 01:11:14,305 - Que pasa, man? 1897 01:11:14,305 --> 01:11:15,138 - Hey, man. 1898 01:11:15,138 --> 01:11:15,971 Hey, man. - You look terrible. 1899 01:11:15,971 --> 01:11:16,955 - I know, I know, I know I look terrible. 1900 01:11:16,955 --> 01:11:17,788 Do me a favor, man? 1901 01:11:17,788 --> 01:11:19,455 Cut the fuckin' act. 1902 01:11:21,977 --> 01:11:23,849 - How much have you had? 1903 01:11:23,849 --> 01:11:25,797 - Almost all of it. 1904 01:11:25,797 --> 01:11:27,797 - Can you go on tonight? 1905 01:11:29,416 --> 01:11:31,877 - I'm the Maz, baby. 1906 01:11:31,877 --> 01:11:33,883 - I may have to let you go. 1907 01:11:33,883 --> 01:11:36,867 - (scoffs) Okay. 1908 01:11:36,867 --> 01:11:38,089 - Okay? 1909 01:11:38,089 --> 01:11:40,922 (liquid sloshing) 1910 01:11:41,770 --> 01:11:43,035 - You know what? 1911 01:11:43,035 --> 01:11:43,994 That's okay. 1912 01:11:43,994 --> 01:11:44,827 I don't care about any of it. 1913 01:11:44,827 --> 01:11:45,660 None of it. 1914 01:11:45,660 --> 01:11:47,160 This, Taz the Maz. 1915 01:11:48,628 --> 01:11:49,710 I'm an idiot. 1916 01:11:50,739 --> 01:11:52,656 I'm the idiot who lost. 1917 01:11:55,214 --> 01:11:56,323 - She still may call in. 1918 01:11:56,323 --> 01:11:57,916 - Ah, now, why would she? 1919 01:11:57,916 --> 01:11:59,353 - Because you're a good guy. 1920 01:11:59,353 --> 01:12:00,543 - No, I'm not a good guy. 1921 01:12:00,543 --> 01:12:01,431 I'm an asshole. 1922 01:12:01,431 --> 01:12:04,041 I was an asshole before, 1923 01:12:04,041 --> 01:12:06,625 but I was a successful asshole. 1924 01:12:08,721 --> 01:12:13,638 Wasted my best years on a she bitch that didn't deserve it, 1925 01:12:15,575 --> 01:12:19,325 and I didn't go after the one woman that did. 1926 01:12:20,386 --> 01:12:21,219 - Sorry. 1927 01:12:23,275 --> 01:12:25,541 - Why I'd listen to you? 1928 01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:27,749 - Beats me, but I think you 1929 01:12:27,749 --> 01:12:30,222 are making way too much out of this. 1930 01:12:30,222 --> 01:12:32,295 You don't even know this woman. 1931 01:12:32,295 --> 01:12:34,190 You act like you just broke up with the love of your life, 1932 01:12:34,190 --> 01:12:36,273 but that's not it, is it? 1933 01:12:39,726 --> 01:12:41,366 It is? 1934 01:12:41,366 --> 01:12:44,582 - I'm in love with a woman I never met. 1935 01:12:44,582 --> 01:12:47,496 She felt closer to me than anymore. 1936 01:12:47,496 --> 01:12:49,235 She wasn't afraid to live in the moment, 1937 01:12:49,235 --> 01:12:51,193 live in the truth. 1938 01:12:51,193 --> 01:12:53,210 Now- - There are plenty 1939 01:12:53,210 --> 01:12:54,985 of real women out there. 1940 01:12:54,985 --> 01:12:57,458 - No, there are not. 1941 01:12:57,458 --> 01:12:58,541 I've checked. 1942 01:13:00,616 --> 01:13:01,503 It doesn't matter. 1943 01:13:01,503 --> 01:13:02,679 Fuck it. 1944 01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:03,512 Fuck it. 1945 01:13:04,987 --> 01:13:05,820 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1946 01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:06,653 What are you doing? 1947 01:13:06,653 --> 01:13:07,486 No, no, no. - Hey, hey! 1948 01:13:07,486 --> 01:13:08,318 - No, no, no, no. - What does it 1949 01:13:08,318 --> 01:13:09,152 look like I'm doing? 1950 01:13:09,152 --> 01:13:09,985 - No, no, you're not going on. - Relax. 1951 01:13:09,985 --> 01:13:11,077 - You're not going on the air drunk. 1952 01:13:11,077 --> 01:13:11,910 - Why? 1953 01:13:11,910 --> 01:13:12,743 - [Both] Why? 1954 01:13:12,743 --> 01:13:13,576 - Oh. - Huh? 1955 01:13:13,576 --> 01:13:15,576 - Why? - This is it, man. 1956 01:13:16,876 --> 01:13:18,469 I'm at the edge, you know? 1957 01:13:18,469 --> 01:13:19,907 I'm at the edge, man. 1958 01:13:19,907 --> 01:13:20,873 - Okay, well... 1959 01:13:20,873 --> 01:13:22,362 Whoa, whoa, you're not going on drunk. 1960 01:13:22,362 --> 01:13:23,195 - All right. - That's not how we 1961 01:13:23,195 --> 01:13:24,028 do it at the station. 1962 01:13:24,028 --> 01:13:25,371 It's not gonna happen. 1963 01:13:25,371 --> 01:13:28,103 - Listen, man, I know what you're thinking. 1964 01:13:28,103 --> 01:13:29,522 I'm desperate. 1965 01:13:29,522 --> 01:13:30,637 Yeah, you're desperate, - Yeah. 1966 01:13:30,637 --> 01:13:31,502 - and we don't do desperate. - Yeah. 1967 01:13:31,502 --> 01:13:32,335 - on the air. - Yeah. 1968 01:13:32,335 --> 01:13:33,835 We need desperate. 1969 01:13:35,566 --> 01:13:39,806 - I don't know about that. - Listen, listen, listen. 1970 01:13:39,806 --> 01:13:40,728 I'm the man. 1971 01:13:40,728 --> 01:13:41,612 I got this. 1972 01:13:41,612 --> 01:13:44,607 - Oh- - I can still save us. 1973 01:13:44,607 --> 01:13:49,607 You know, I can stop the Titanic from sinking (chuckles). 1974 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,812 If I get her to call, 1975 01:13:51,812 --> 01:13:55,612 I may can wipe clean the whole Antoinette situation. 1976 01:13:55,612 --> 01:13:56,446 You've gotta trust me. 1977 01:13:56,446 --> 01:13:57,279 You gotta believe in. 1978 01:13:57,279 --> 01:13:59,029 You've gotta understand I'm DJ Taz the Maz. 1979 01:13:59,029 --> 01:13:59,895 I've got this. 1980 01:13:59,895 --> 01:14:01,118 - Everything's on the line. 1981 01:14:01,118 --> 01:14:01,951 It's up to you. 1982 01:14:01,951 --> 01:14:04,085 I'm gonna give you a shot. 1983 01:14:04,085 --> 01:14:05,502 Don't fuck it up! 1984 01:14:06,536 --> 01:14:07,572 - (Taz speaks in Spanish), man. 1985 01:14:07,572 --> 01:14:08,541 Come on, man. 1986 01:14:08,541 --> 01:14:09,375 Trust me. 1987 01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:10,713 Come on. 1988 01:14:10,713 --> 01:14:11,546 I got this. 1989 01:14:11,546 --> 01:14:12,379 Do me a favor. 1990 01:14:12,379 --> 01:14:13,212 Go get me something. 1991 01:14:13,212 --> 01:14:14,045 You know what I need. 1992 01:14:14,045 --> 01:14:15,406 You know what I need. 1993 01:14:15,406 --> 01:14:19,239 (dramatic instrumental music) 1994 01:14:24,659 --> 01:14:25,840 (button softly clicks) 1995 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,318 (button shuffles) 1996 01:14:27,318 --> 01:14:28,281 What's up, everybody? 1997 01:14:28,281 --> 01:14:30,781 It's your man, DJ Taz the Maz! 1998 01:14:31,939 --> 01:14:32,821 I'm sure you've heard 1999 01:14:32,821 --> 01:14:35,429 that it's been (mumbles), 2000 01:14:35,429 --> 01:14:37,679 it's been a hell of a week. 2001 01:14:38,605 --> 01:14:39,438 Well... 2002 01:14:47,044 --> 01:14:49,526 (door handle clanks) 2003 01:14:49,526 --> 01:14:50,639 (knocking at door) 2004 01:14:50,639 --> 01:14:51,473 - Taz? 2005 01:14:54,210 --> 01:14:55,567 (knocking at door continues) 2006 01:14:55,567 --> 01:14:56,650 Taz, open up. 2007 01:15:01,502 --> 01:15:02,418 Taz! 2008 01:15:02,418 --> 01:15:03,514 (Taz clears throat) 2009 01:15:03,514 --> 01:15:04,514 - I can't... 2010 01:15:06,011 --> 01:15:08,011 I can't do this anymore. 2011 01:15:10,788 --> 01:15:13,371 It sucks being alone, you know? 2012 01:15:15,064 --> 01:15:18,864 It even sucks when you're around people. 2013 01:15:18,864 --> 01:15:22,059 And I'm trapped in this fish bowl, 2014 01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:25,252 surrounded by all these lights and gadgets, 2015 01:15:25,252 --> 01:15:27,068 connected to everybody and everyone, 2016 01:15:27,068 --> 01:15:28,736 and I'm still alone. 2017 01:15:32,478 --> 01:15:34,728 (Taz sobs) 2018 01:15:39,514 --> 01:15:40,947 (exhales loudly) 2019 01:15:40,947 --> 01:15:44,447 Forget what I said about love being a lie. 2020 01:15:45,568 --> 01:15:47,429 It's not a lie. 2021 01:15:47,429 --> 01:15:50,610 It's (chuckles)... 2022 01:15:50,610 --> 01:15:54,610 Love reminds us that we are still alive, mm-hmm. 2023 01:15:57,329 --> 01:16:00,597 And if you can get it from even one woman, 2024 01:16:00,597 --> 01:16:02,797 oh, it'll all be worth it. 2025 01:16:02,797 --> 01:16:05,214 If you can just get that one, 2026 01:16:06,730 --> 01:16:10,143 that one moment of truth and beauty. 2027 01:16:10,143 --> 01:16:12,423 (phone chimes) 2028 01:16:12,423 --> 01:16:13,255 - Come on, come on, come on. 2029 01:16:13,255 --> 01:16:14,089 - [Emergency Operator] 9-1-1. 2030 01:16:14,089 --> 01:16:15,324 What's the emergency? 2031 01:16:15,324 --> 01:16:18,867 - Yeah, I'm at the radio station WGNS. 2032 01:16:18,867 --> 01:16:19,784 - I had it, 2033 01:16:22,124 --> 01:16:23,177 and I did the dumbest thing ever. 2034 01:16:23,177 --> 01:16:24,808 I let it slip. 2035 01:16:24,808 --> 01:16:26,797 I'm flawed, all right? 2036 01:16:26,797 --> 01:16:29,501 I have a lot of problems, I know, I know. 2037 01:16:29,501 --> 01:16:30,885 I'm sorry (speaks indistinctly). 2038 01:16:30,885 --> 01:16:32,811 - Hey, what y'all listenin' to? 2039 01:16:32,811 --> 01:16:33,731 - DJ Taz. 2040 01:16:33,731 --> 01:16:35,475 He's having a mental breakdown. 2041 01:16:35,475 --> 01:16:37,090 - Yeah, well, what else is new? 2042 01:16:37,090 --> 01:16:38,480 - No, this is different. 2043 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:39,612 Just listen! - I'm really sorry. 2044 01:16:39,612 --> 01:16:42,438 It's a lot knowing that I had something, 2045 01:16:42,438 --> 01:16:43,375 and I let it go. 2046 01:16:43,375 --> 01:16:46,290 I let it slip away, and that I just... 2047 01:16:46,290 --> 01:16:47,373 I don't know. 2048 01:16:48,293 --> 01:16:49,251 - Who's he talking about? 2049 01:16:49,251 --> 01:16:50,157 Antoinette? 2050 01:16:50,157 --> 01:16:52,954 - No, some woman named Lucy. 2051 01:16:52,954 --> 01:16:54,458 - He said- - Shh! 2052 01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:58,987 - I had plenty of time, plenty of opportunities 2053 01:16:58,987 --> 01:17:01,338 to ask Lucy to meet up with me. 2054 01:17:01,338 --> 01:17:02,171 And I should have. 2055 01:17:02,171 --> 01:17:03,004 I should have. 2056 01:17:03,004 --> 01:17:03,837 I don't know why I didn't. 2057 01:17:03,837 --> 01:17:04,670 I just... 2058 01:17:04,670 --> 01:17:05,587 I'm stupid. 2059 01:17:07,128 --> 01:17:10,295 I (exhales loudly)... 2060 01:17:11,373 --> 01:17:13,047 I let a crazy woman, 2061 01:17:13,047 --> 01:17:16,174 and you all know who I'm talking about, 2062 01:17:16,174 --> 01:17:19,554 kick me out inside of myself, you know? 2063 01:17:19,554 --> 01:17:22,361 And I said some stupid things, 2064 01:17:22,361 --> 01:17:26,080 like that I hated talking to you people. 2065 01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:27,932 The truth is, I did. 2066 01:17:27,932 --> 01:17:32,423 I did hate talking to you people, until that day, 2067 01:17:32,423 --> 01:17:33,661 the day that she called. 2068 01:17:33,661 --> 01:17:36,704 - Hey, are you finished yet? 2069 01:17:36,704 --> 01:17:39,212 - Yeah, y'all are good to go. 2070 01:17:39,212 --> 01:17:40,045 - Thanks. 2071 01:17:44,056 --> 01:17:45,519 (liquid sloshing) 2072 01:17:45,519 --> 01:17:48,969 - I've been (chuckles)... (footsteps pattering) 2073 01:17:48,969 --> 01:17:52,053 (objects clattering) 2074 01:17:55,380 --> 01:17:57,202 (radio garbles) 2075 01:17:57,202 --> 01:18:00,702 I've been drunk and hopped up off of pills 2076 01:18:01,989 --> 01:18:04,782 every day that I've worked here. 2077 01:18:04,782 --> 01:18:06,173 Spillin' out vile, and hate, 2078 01:18:06,173 --> 01:18:11,090 and all the rage that's just been built up in me for years. 2079 01:18:12,308 --> 01:18:14,058 You know, and I loved 2080 01:18:15,087 --> 01:18:16,974 pissin' on all the losers that called here. 2081 01:18:16,974 --> 01:18:19,183 It made me feel better than them, 2082 01:18:19,183 --> 01:18:21,100 made me feel important, 2083 01:18:23,972 --> 01:18:26,472 but I was no better than them. 2084 01:18:28,303 --> 01:18:29,657 Worse than them. 2085 01:18:29,657 --> 01:18:30,491 I was... 2086 01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:33,832 I was worse, until she called. 2087 01:18:37,847 --> 01:18:39,514 Lucy, my sweet Lucy, 2088 01:18:42,559 --> 01:18:44,309 I owe you an apology. 2089 01:18:46,739 --> 01:18:49,489 Lucy, I owe you an apology, Lucy, 2090 01:18:50,931 --> 01:18:53,907 because I said that I hated being here, 2091 01:18:53,907 --> 01:18:55,439 and I hated talking to 2092 01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:59,276 all the freaks, and geeks, and losers. 2093 01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:00,109 And it's true. 2094 01:19:00,109 --> 01:19:02,043 I mean, I did. 2095 01:19:02,043 --> 01:19:03,156 But that was before you, 2096 01:19:03,156 --> 01:19:06,437 before you showed me that I wasn't alone. 2097 01:19:06,437 --> 01:19:07,603 You know, I... 2098 01:19:09,844 --> 01:19:11,989 That there was somebody I could talk to, 2099 01:19:11,989 --> 01:19:14,406 you know, that understood me, 2100 01:19:15,771 --> 01:19:18,521 that maybe, maybe cares about me. 2101 01:19:23,392 --> 01:19:24,571 (Taz groans and sniffs) 2102 01:19:24,571 --> 01:19:26,896 I have a lot of problems (laughs). 2103 01:19:26,896 --> 01:19:27,896 I know that. 2104 01:19:29,226 --> 01:19:32,643 But maybe my problems and your problems, 2105 01:19:34,963 --> 01:19:38,228 we could've figured 'em out together 2106 01:19:38,228 --> 01:19:41,424 over some of those Italian roles you were talking about. 2107 01:19:41,424 --> 01:19:44,835 Yeah (chuckles). 2108 01:19:44,835 --> 01:19:49,157 I mean, there has to be a point to all this, yes? 2109 01:19:49,157 --> 01:19:50,696 I don't know if it's God, 2110 01:19:50,696 --> 01:19:53,460 or faith, or whatever that brought us together. 2111 01:19:53,460 --> 01:19:55,947 It had to be for reason. 2112 01:19:55,947 --> 01:20:00,626 Perhaps, it made all of this worth it, you know? 2113 01:20:00,626 --> 01:20:01,916 Has to be. 2114 01:20:01,916 --> 01:20:03,906 Perhaps, I was wrong, 2115 01:20:03,906 --> 01:20:05,462 and there is no God, there is no faith. 2116 01:20:05,462 --> 01:20:07,496 Nothing is important. 2117 01:20:07,496 --> 01:20:09,046 I don't even know if you're listening right now. 2118 01:20:09,046 --> 01:20:10,816 Probably aren't. 2119 01:20:10,816 --> 01:20:13,017 You probably got wise, and said, you know what? 2120 01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:14,439 I'm not callin' this fool anymore. 2121 01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:17,120 Why talk to a loser like him? 2122 01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,870 (exhales loudly) 2123 01:20:22,922 --> 01:20:24,172 Let's find out. 2124 01:20:25,678 --> 01:20:27,762 (Taz sniffs) 2125 01:20:27,762 --> 01:20:28,594 (button softly clicks) 2126 01:20:28,594 --> 01:20:29,743 (button shuffles) 2127 01:20:29,743 --> 01:20:31,550 You're on the air. 2128 01:20:31,550 --> 01:20:33,300 - [Susan] Hello, Taz. 2129 01:20:34,143 --> 01:20:35,969 - You're not Lucy. 2130 01:20:35,969 --> 01:20:36,805 - [Susan] I am not. 2131 01:20:36,805 --> 01:20:37,983 My name is Susan. 2132 01:20:37,983 --> 01:20:39,233 - Hello, Susan. 2133 01:20:40,452 --> 01:20:41,968 - [Susan] You don't sound well, Taz. 2134 01:20:41,968 --> 01:20:43,012 - Yeah, I'm fuckin' fantastic. 2135 01:20:43,012 --> 01:20:43,991 Haven't you been listening? 2136 01:20:43,991 --> 01:20:44,824 - [Susan] I have. 2137 01:20:44,824 --> 01:20:46,429 - Then why'd you call? 2138 01:20:46,429 --> 01:20:49,602 - [Susan] Tony asked me to call. 2139 01:20:49,602 --> 01:20:50,469 - Who are you, Susan? 2140 01:20:50,469 --> 01:20:51,413 What do you do? 2141 01:20:51,413 --> 01:20:53,166 - [Susan] I am a counselor. 2142 01:20:53,166 --> 01:20:54,391 - What do you counsel on? 2143 01:20:54,391 --> 01:20:55,311 - [Susan] I think you know. 2144 01:20:55,311 --> 01:20:56,901 - You don't wanna tell me? 2145 01:20:56,901 --> 01:20:58,263 - [Susan] Taz, you know you've got people 2146 01:20:58,263 --> 01:21:00,112 who really care about you. 2147 01:21:00,112 --> 01:21:01,848 Tony looks at you like a brother. 2148 01:21:01,848 --> 01:21:03,101 - (scoffs) Tony? 2149 01:21:03,101 --> 01:21:04,991 Tony, Tony, Tony, yeah. 2150 01:21:04,991 --> 01:21:07,342 Tony is the boss here, ladies and gentlemen. 2151 01:21:07,342 --> 01:21:12,121 He's the one who allows me to go on every night. 2152 01:21:12,121 --> 01:21:13,411 (sighs loudly) 2153 01:21:13,411 --> 01:21:15,161 You know what? 2154 01:21:15,161 --> 01:21:16,077 I'm hungry. 2155 01:21:17,341 --> 01:21:20,063 I think it's time for that last supper. 2156 01:21:20,063 --> 01:21:22,321 - [Susan] Last supper of the day, right. 2157 01:21:22,321 --> 01:21:24,737 (Taz laughs) 2158 01:21:27,559 --> 01:21:28,727 - You're good. 2159 01:21:29,949 --> 01:21:32,891 - [Susan] What do you want to eat now, Taz? 2160 01:21:32,891 --> 01:21:34,550 - [Taz] Some Italian rolls. 2161 01:21:34,550 --> 01:21:36,111 - [Susan] Do you have any of them? 2162 01:21:36,111 --> 01:21:37,528 - Nah. 2163 01:21:37,528 --> 01:21:39,269 No, all we have is crap. 2164 01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:40,936 - [Susan] Like what? 2165 01:21:42,413 --> 01:21:44,427 - Mm-kay, you're good. 2166 01:21:44,427 --> 01:21:45,260 Buying time. 2167 01:21:45,260 --> 01:21:46,093 I see you, I see you. 2168 01:21:46,093 --> 01:21:47,456 Okay. 2169 01:21:47,456 --> 01:21:49,563 (gun clanks) (button softly clicks) 2170 01:21:49,563 --> 01:21:50,478 Let's see, what do we have? 2171 01:21:50,478 --> 01:21:51,312 What do we have? 2172 01:21:51,312 --> 01:21:56,312 We have (sniffs) candy, you know, crackers, cold pizza. 2173 01:21:59,091 --> 01:22:01,424 - [Susan] I like cold pizza. 2174 01:22:03,362 --> 01:22:04,446 - Cold pizza? 2175 01:22:05,904 --> 01:22:07,212 You kiddin'? 2176 01:22:07,212 --> 01:22:08,295 - [Susan] No. 2177 01:22:09,653 --> 01:22:12,205 - See, that's the problem with this country, 2178 01:22:12,205 --> 01:22:13,038 the whole world. 2179 01:22:13,038 --> 01:22:14,254 People like you. 2180 01:22:14,254 --> 01:22:15,337 - [Susan] What did I do? 2181 01:22:15,337 --> 01:22:16,933 - (scoffs) Eat a cold pizza. 2182 01:22:16,933 --> 01:22:18,741 Pizza is meant to be eatin' hot. 2183 01:22:18,741 --> 01:22:20,880 Eating cold pizza is a crime. 2184 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,128 - [Susan] People can do what they want. 2185 01:22:22,128 --> 01:22:23,173 It's a free country. 2186 01:22:23,173 --> 01:22:24,201 - No, it's not a free country! 2187 01:22:24,201 --> 01:22:25,364 It's not a free country. 2188 01:22:25,364 --> 01:22:26,673 Nothing is free in this country, 2189 01:22:26,673 --> 01:22:27,835 not even dyin'. 2190 01:22:27,835 --> 01:22:29,516 - [Susan] No one has said anything about about dying. 2191 01:22:29,516 --> 01:22:30,349 - I'm sayin' it! 2192 01:22:30,349 --> 01:22:32,349 I'm saying it right now! 2193 01:22:33,303 --> 01:22:35,199 You die, huh? 2194 01:22:35,199 --> 01:22:38,617 A funeral casket, grave, $9,000. 2195 01:22:38,617 --> 01:22:40,477 $9,000 just to die. 2196 01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:41,975 That's if you want a grave at all. 2197 01:22:41,975 --> 01:22:43,629 You get cremated, pff, drops the bill down 2198 01:22:43,629 --> 01:22:45,611 about 6, $7,000 just to die! 2199 01:22:45,611 --> 01:22:47,347 - [Susan] But no one is dying now. 2200 01:22:47,347 --> 01:22:48,456 - No, statistically speaking, 2201 01:22:48,456 --> 01:22:49,746 somebody is dying right now. 2202 01:22:49,746 --> 01:22:50,986 Bam, dead! 2203 01:22:50,986 --> 01:22:52,014 You're dead! 2204 01:22:52,014 --> 01:22:53,054 She's dead! 2205 01:22:53,054 --> 01:22:54,188 Right now! 2206 01:22:54,188 --> 01:22:55,146 Huh? 2207 01:22:55,146 --> 01:22:57,815 That's the story of the world, 2208 01:22:57,815 --> 01:23:01,065 one funeral possession after the other. 2209 01:23:01,974 --> 01:23:04,602 What's the problem with one more. 2210 01:23:04,602 --> 01:23:07,072 - [Susan] I can think of several reasons. 2211 01:23:07,072 --> 01:23:08,138 (banging at door) (Taz breathes heavily) 2212 01:23:08,138 --> 01:23:08,971 - [Officer] Open the door. 2213 01:23:08,971 --> 01:23:09,804 It's the police. 2214 01:23:09,804 --> 01:23:11,261 - Ah, shit, they found me. 2215 01:23:11,261 --> 01:23:12,448 (Taz breathes shakily) - Who found you? 2216 01:23:12,448 --> 01:23:14,343 - The popo, the fuzz, the cops, they're here. 2217 01:23:14,343 --> 01:23:15,289 (banging on door) - Right now, son. 2218 01:23:15,289 --> 01:23:16,288 - You'll never take me alive! 2219 01:23:16,288 --> 01:23:17,121 - [Officer] Open the door. 2220 01:23:17,121 --> 01:23:18,168 It's the police. 2221 01:23:18,168 --> 01:23:19,001 - Come on already! 2222 01:23:19,001 --> 01:23:20,764 (male speaks indistinctly) 2223 01:23:20,764 --> 01:23:21,597 I'm ready! 2224 01:23:21,597 --> 01:23:22,430 Come on! 2225 01:23:22,430 --> 01:23:23,263 (banging on door) 2226 01:23:23,263 --> 01:23:24,862 (Taz breathes heavily) 2227 01:23:24,862 --> 01:23:25,696 - [Susan] Taz? 2228 01:23:25,696 --> 01:23:26,996 Are you there, Taz? 2229 01:23:26,996 --> 01:23:28,570 (phone receiver clatters) 2230 01:23:28,570 --> 01:23:30,607 (muffled indistinct chattering) 2231 01:23:30,607 --> 01:23:33,687 (intense dramatic music) 2232 01:23:33,687 --> 01:23:35,826 - What's goin' on out there? 2233 01:23:35,826 --> 01:23:39,639 (muffled indistinct chattering continues) 2234 01:23:39,639 --> 01:23:41,347 (alarm buzzing) 2235 01:23:41,347 --> 01:23:44,304 Who is it? (door creaks open) 2236 01:23:44,304 --> 01:23:47,221 (Taz sighs loudly) 2237 01:23:48,148 --> 01:23:49,700 Lucy? 2238 01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:50,532 - It's me. 2239 01:23:51,576 --> 01:23:54,826 (Taz breathes shakily) 2240 01:23:56,690 --> 01:23:58,514 - Were you listening? 2241 01:23:58,514 --> 01:23:59,348 - I was. 2242 01:24:01,732 --> 01:24:04,815 (Taz exhales loudly) 2243 01:24:07,273 --> 01:24:09,294 - How'd you get here? 2244 01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:11,210 - I drove in my Camaro. 2245 01:24:12,545 --> 01:24:14,150 - What year? 2246 01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:14,983 - '79. 2247 01:24:16,011 --> 01:24:17,380 - Nice ride. 2248 01:24:17,380 --> 01:24:20,048 (Lucy chuckles) 2249 01:24:23,748 --> 01:24:25,748 What are you doing here? 2250 01:24:26,773 --> 01:24:27,780 - I'm starving. 2251 01:24:27,780 --> 01:24:29,800 I was wondering, do you want to step out 2252 01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:31,094 and get some rolls? 2253 01:24:31,094 --> 01:24:32,277 - Yes. 2254 01:24:32,277 --> 01:24:35,943 (gentle instrumental music) 2255 01:24:37,454 --> 01:24:38,287 Yep. 2256 01:24:40,082 --> 01:24:43,059 (Taz breathes shakily) 2257 01:24:43,059 --> 01:24:45,809 (exhales loudly) 2258 01:24:48,325 --> 01:24:52,825 (gentle instrumental music continues) 2259 01:24:57,716 --> 01:25:00,273 (gun clangs) 2260 01:25:00,273 --> 01:25:04,773 (gentle instrumental music continues) 2261 01:25:06,107 --> 01:25:09,023 (turntable clicks) 2262 01:25:12,702 --> 01:25:14,980 (Taz exhales loudly) 2263 01:25:14,980 --> 01:25:18,677 ♪ I was a stranger when you let me in ♪ 2264 01:25:18,677 --> 01:25:22,421 ♪ I was addicted to myself and others ♪ 2265 01:25:22,421 --> 01:25:25,827 ♪ If I had a nickel every time I heard ♪ 2266 01:25:25,827 --> 01:25:28,996 ♪ All the crazy thoughts running out of my words ♪ 2267 01:25:28,996 --> 01:25:31,018 ♪ Saying oh ♪ 2268 01:25:31,018 --> 01:25:35,019 ♪ You heard me on the radio ♪ 2269 01:25:35,019 --> 01:25:38,322 ♪ Couldn't let the feelings show ♪ 2270 01:25:38,322 --> 01:25:41,822 ♪ When I was on the radio ♪ 2271 01:25:45,857 --> 01:25:49,487 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 2272 01:25:49,487 --> 01:25:53,246 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 2273 01:25:53,246 --> 01:25:56,830 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 2274 01:25:58,621 --> 01:26:00,701 ♪ Say oh ♪ 2275 01:26:00,701 --> 01:26:04,605 ♪ You heard me on the radio ♪ 2276 01:26:04,605 --> 01:26:08,155 ♪ Couldn't let the feelings show ♪ 2277 01:26:08,155 --> 01:26:11,969 ♪ When I was on the radio ♪ 2278 01:26:11,969 --> 01:26:15,252 ♪ Couldn't really let it go ♪ 2279 01:26:15,252 --> 01:26:19,049 ♪ I didn't want you to know ♪ 2280 01:26:19,049 --> 01:26:22,892 ♪ When I was on the radio ♪ 2281 01:26:22,892 --> 01:26:27,892 ♪ When I was on the radio ♪ 2282 01:26:30,275 --> 01:26:33,973 ♪ Oh ♪ 2283 01:26:33,973 --> 01:26:37,603 ♪ When I was on the radio ♪ 2284 01:26:37,603 --> 01:26:41,517 ♪ Oh ♪ 2285 01:26:41,517 --> 01:26:45,011 ♪ I was on the radio ♪ 2286 01:26:45,011 --> 01:26:48,691 ♪ I couldn't really let it go ♪ 2287 01:26:48,691 --> 01:26:52,559 ♪ I didn't want you to know ♪ 2288 01:26:52,559 --> 01:26:56,059 ♪ When I was on the radio ♪