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Happy New Year!

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-What's your name again?
-Grzegorz.

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Dąbrowski.

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Junior detective.

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So? Ready to pop your cherry?

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Yes, sir.

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It smells terrible in here.

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You'll get used to it.

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I just have a weak stomach and…

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End of the world… My fault…

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All my friends are dead… Why?

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What do we have here?

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I'm sorry, I was just…

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It's just… my stomach and all…

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Thank you, sir.

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I'm fine now.

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Oh, God.

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Inspector, sir…

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Surely you took that paper
out of your own pocket? Right?

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Inspector, sir!

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Sir, we've just potentially
destroyed key evidence.

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We have to report this.

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Whoa.

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What the hell happened here, sir?

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To say it in a language you'd understand:

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an epic fail.

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-What?
-Never mind.

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For starters, tell me where
the parents were during this carnage.

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Holidaying at the Tatra mountains.

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Holidays at the mountains.

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How original.

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They went up a hill,
and everything went downhill from there.

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-See what I mean?
-Are you being funny?

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No, sir. I'm sorry.

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And where are they now?

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In hospital. The mother experienced
a psychogenic shock when they came home.

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She's now on medication.
So is the father. Under sedatives.

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He was being suicidal.

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He can't forgive himself for
leaving a gun in the house.

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Is his gun licensed?

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Yes. He's an amateur collector.

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Passionate about guns, in general.

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What a mess.

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Oh, how did you end up here?

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Pretty thing… isn't it?

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Well, yes.

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What does it tell you, sir?

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That my wife will sure appreciate it.

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Come on.

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So we have both parents in hospital,

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their daughter in a drunk tank…

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-A youth shelter.
-And their son?

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Marek.

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-Is this Marek?
-This is Marek.

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Marek was home alone.

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Just like Kevin. Looks like
he threw a killer party, too.

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-What did I say about being funny?
-Not to go down that road.

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Write that down. That's rule number two.

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Looks like, due to being ball-gagged,

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this guy choked to death on his own vomit.

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What a terrible way to go.

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You may have heard
my last partner died in action.

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So what are you thinking, sir?

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Based on all the clues…

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I can summarize it as:

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Something went wrong.

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-Can we do this now?
-Yes.

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Come on.

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Take one, please.

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I always get a picture taken
with a new partner.

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{\an8}THE DAY BEFORE

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-You excited?
-Yeah.

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I'll finally meet your friends.

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Yeah, Marek and all the rest.

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Cool.

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Something's wrong?

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Everything's fine.
I didn't sleep enough last night.

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My sleepyhead!

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Ugh! Get a room, you two!

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-Oliwia!
-Hi, pretty face.

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-What are you doing here?
-You thought you could hide from me?

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Mommy called me.

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She's over the moon about
her son coming back from college.

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-She gave us a lecture on her daughter.
-What did she say?

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Oh, you know,
the dangers of your hooking around,

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STDs and all that.
Great Christmas dinner conversation.

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Your drug use worries her.

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-What did you tell her?
-To panic more.

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Hi!

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Why her? She's not invited.

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You!

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You must be Angelica.

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This guy talks so much about you,
I even know your bra size.

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That's me, 34B!

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Here you go! She's also funny!

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-Hi, man.
-Hi.

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As a rule, you can go
anywhere but upstairs.

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My folks' rule. Bathroom's here.

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The living room is the party.
The kitchen, aka booze and food.

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Filip! Take a pic of us?

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Sure.

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That's Filip. Our party photographer.
Just came out of drug rehab.

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You were to keep it discreet.

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I told you before!

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The first step to recovery
is admitting you have a problem.

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Isn't he just great? Irreplaceable.

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Our lovely Marek.

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Filip… He just hit a rough patch
with drugs,

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but he's a really cool guy.

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A little oversensitive
or dramatic perhaps.

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But, you know, small and harmless.

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These two former lovebirds
are Anastasia and Jordan.

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They used to be happy,
but there's not much happiness left.

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She's more into spirituality,
he'd rather be another Post Malone.

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You promised to spend tonight with me!
You know how special this is to me.

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-Not now, babe.
-When then?

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Would you give me some space?
I'm trying to focus on essentials here.

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You're distracting me.
We'll hang out later!

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Right…

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This is Jacques. He's French.

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-A Mormon, apparently.
-A Mormon?

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Two missionaries knocked
on my door yesterday.

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I took them for Jehovah's witnesses.
started yelling at them, as you do.

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But in fact they came 'cause
they found my lost wallet.

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Get it? If a God exists,
He must totally like me.

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So for good karma, in order to thank them,

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I invited them to the party.
Only he showed up.

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He can't speak much Polish but he's OK.

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What was that?

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Check out these two.

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Robert and Rafał.
They're like Jay and Silent Bob.

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Always reaching for the stars, end up
jerking off to someone's mother's picture.

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Stock comic relief.

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They wouldn't get pussy at the BunnyRanch.

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Now, on the flip side,
here's lover boy Dariusz.

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Hot chicks always swarm around him.

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Are you two sisters or something?

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-Yes!
-Yeah?

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Astral sisters.

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He started with the kindergarten ladies.

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Every superhero has his origin story.

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And, as you know, with great power
comes great responsibility.

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Hey! You piece of shit!
You're with some skanks?

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-Shut up, bitches!
-Renia, don't.

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-Peace!
-Easy, girls.

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-Who are these fucking sluts?
-What are you doing here?

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Well, you said we needed a break.

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Right, a break.

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A break doesn't mean

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you can go around
fucking any slut you see.

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It does too. Besides, what sluts?
See how cool they are.

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Baby… you said we were great.

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-We are great together!
-Wrong, Pinky.

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We fucked once, and you've been
dogging me for two months.

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-Three months!
-Exactly.

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Man, what the fuck?

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I let you piss on me!

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Big deal, everyone pisses on
everyone else now.

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Come on, these days it's like kissing.

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-No pissing on me!
-Bummer.

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-On me neither!
-Come on, girls.

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She's just being ridiculous. It'll pass.

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Bye!

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Pinky, calm down!

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Listen to me, you loon.
We are done now. OK?

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Finished. Single. Kaput. Game over.

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There's the door.
Get out and let me live for once.

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I hope you choke! And die!

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Hey, Daro!

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Quit joking around.
You'll attract bad aura.

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Come on, the party's just begun!

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You know I'd never piss on you.

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I know.

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How cute, you two. Romeo and Juliet.
OK, guys, have fun. Enjoy the party.

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Men are pigs!

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-So you like it?
-Do I like whom?

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-The necklace.
-Ah, yes, it's very nice.

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-You don't like it.
-I do like it!

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I still have the receipt,
we can return it.

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Paweł, it's really beautiful.
Come on, relax.

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Who's this now?

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-Hello, Marek!
-My man!

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-This is Gloria. And this is Marek.
-Hello.

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What a surprise.
Have you been dating long?

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-Three months.
-We're not dating.

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I mean…

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We've been meeting for a few months.

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But we're not an item, we're not dating.

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No, we're not doing that at all.

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I mean, we are doing that,

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but we're not
in a relationship. It's not--

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-Got any drinks?
-Sure.

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-What would you like?
-Wine.

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Wine…

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You know, I don't think so.

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But we have champagne.

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For the midnight toast,
but it's yours if you want it.

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Of course I want it!

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Wonderful.

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Wonderful.

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So how did you two meet?

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We met at a funeral.

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Cool!

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I mean not cool for… you know who.

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Relax.

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-Who kicked the bucket?
-Bogdan!

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Jordan! Not Bogdan.
How many times must I tell you?

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Paweł's grandma died.
I knew her daughter… His mother.

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It's amazing! The way the universe
brings people together.

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You wanna play?

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Sure.

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When you eliminate clutter from life,

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you create space for the universe
to unite kindred spirits,

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like the two of you.

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So you're saying his grandmother died

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to make room for Gloria?

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Stop being so basic!
When something bad happens in life,

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then something good comes out of that.

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I see. Like <i>The Lion King</i>
The circle of life.

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Yes, like The Lion King. Exactly.

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The circle of life symbolizes
the sacred and divine universe.

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-Universe, shmuniverse. Let's play!
-I'm telling you.

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-Damn.
-It was close.

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Gloria, you're only meant to
drink after he scores!

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That's the spirit!

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You two probably match
in astrology as well.

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What are your signs?

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-I'm…
-Wait, let me guess.

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You are…

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a Gemini.

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-And Gloria must be…
-I know!

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Gloria is a Siren.

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-An Aquarius. She's an Aquarius.
-Paweł, let's dance!

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Right now, I don't quite…
I don't feel like it.

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So now dancing goes on
the growing list of things you don't do?

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We can still…

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So you're saying…

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you can tap her without having to commit?

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Pretty much.

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Damn.

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I'd kill a grandma, too,
if someone took her place.

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Jerk!

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00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:15,416
There's just one thing, man.

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When she drinks, she goes crazy.

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She loses control.

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Man, this is great! Bitches be crazy.

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I guess. It's just…

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She's kinda keeping me at a distance.

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Everything's fine,
we get along really well.

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She's very smart.

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And then, there's the sex.

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Good?

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Hang on…

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00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,833
I sense from you
a flow of positive energy.

257
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:44,958
Are you in love?

258
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,333
What a loser! You're in love?

259
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:49,291
No way, man. Which reminds me:

260
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,791
They're in love, hah! Rah-rah-rah-rah!

261
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:57,833
Man, my track will blow you away.
A sure hit, let me play it for you.

262
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,166
Fuck!

263
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,250
To be great is to go on…

264
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,041
To go on is to go far…

265
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:43,958
To go far is to be brave…

266
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,958
To be great is to go on…

267
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,833
To go on is to go far…

268
00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:50,708
To go far is to be brave…

269
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,666
-Hi, hello.
-Hi!

270
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,458
Look, I did something kinda stupid.

271
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:11,250
I spilt some booze on your camera.

272
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:12,708
Oh.

273
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,666
Sorry. I feel like an idiot.

274
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,875
Well, don't. It should be OK.

275
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,083
-All good, don't worry.
-Yeah?

276
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,166
-Yeah, it works.
-Cool!

277
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:26,708
Then how about…
you join me for a joint?

278
00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:27,833
A peace pipe.

279
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,166
You know what? I can't.

280
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,750
-You can't?
-I really shouldn't.

281
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,541
You can't or you shouldn't?

282
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:40,083
Not that I don't want to,
because I do, I totally would…

283
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:43,500
The forbidden fruit is the sweetest.

284
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:46,916
I know.

285
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,166
Quit the bullshit, let's go.

286
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,458
Moretti's Pizza, best pizza in town.

287
00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:58,416
Really? That good?

288
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,333
Best pizza in town.

289
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:02,708
No kidding.

290
00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:04,875
Working on New Year's Eve sucks, huh?

291
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,041
A little bit.

292
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,000
I'd hang myself if I were you.

293
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:13,625
OK, it'll be 560.

294
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:16,125
Whoa! Does that include a stripper?

295
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,958
Is she in these boxes?
Gonna jump right out?

296
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:19,916
No.

297
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,666
-Are you the stripper?
-No.

298
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,791
Relax, it's a joke.

299
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,708
Your sense of humor froze up?

300
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,541
Can you just pay me?

301
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,250
You know what,
I don't have any money on me.

302
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,500
Can you wait a second?

303
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:36,000
<i>Driver 4, where are you?</i>
<i>Driver 4, answer.</i>

304
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:38,833
-I'm in a real hurry.
-Sure.

305
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:42,333
I'll be quick as a…
as something that's really quick.

306
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,958
Just be quick, yeah?

307
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,333
I'll be back.

308
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,458
OK.

309
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,541
Got it?

310
00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:55,125
I'll think of a better one.

311
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:06,291
-You mentioned a guitar?
-Sure! I'll bring it in a sec.

312
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,083
French poodle.

313
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:49,083
{\an8}RAFAŁ: I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE! BATHROOM?

314
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,458
{\an8}CUPCAKE: MIDNIGHT. UPSTAIRS. BE READY!

315
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,250
{\an8}Why all this texting?

316
00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:55,833
I'm texting this… chick.

317
00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,458
A chick?

318
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,125
Yeah, right.

319
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:05,000
-I wonder who would text you.
-Your mother.

320
00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,541
Speaking of MILFs…

321
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,541
-Check her out.
-Yeah.

322
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,666
What a hottie.

323
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:19,958
Right?

324
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:21,041
What a…

325
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:22,875
slut!

326
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:24,083
Uh-huh.

327
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:26,666
Let's go fuck her.

328
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,041
What?

329
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,458
Let's fuck her!

330
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:31,916
Sure, except…

331
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,666
it's not just gonna happen
if we keep standing around.

332
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:36,708
So?

333
00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:38,666
-Move it.
-You first!

334
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:43,208
-I was first last time.
-Me, twice before. It's your turn.

335
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,250
Are you chickening out?

336
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,708
Who? Me?

337
00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:47,750
You got no balls.

338
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,291
No balls, me?!

339
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,500
I'm going!

340
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,958
Yo, dude.

341
00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:17,416
Huh?

342
00:22:18,041 --> 00:22:20,916
I wonder why we need chicks at all…

343
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,750
when there's pizza.

344
00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:26,166
They are probably for other things.

345
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,208
Don't you think?

346
00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:31,166
Right. Laundry, cleaning. Cooking.

347
00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:34,875
Although you can order that too.

348
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,333
Well, what do you think?

349
00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:49,875
We met two years ago.
You're proposing already?

350
00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:51,416
Please, stop.

351
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,250
You made me tear up.

352
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,708
Very funny.

353
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,541
You're showing me a ring.
What's this?

354
00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:59,625
I'm proposing to Angelica tonight.

355
00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:02,750
The fuck's wrong with you?

356
00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:04,291
How's it going?

357
00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:06,125
-What?
-You know…

358
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:09,416
Anything getting better?

359
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,375
Jesus…

360
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,541
I only told you because I was drunk.

361
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,083
Honey, I'm asking for your sake!

362
00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,375
I've thought it through. It's time.

363
00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:20,500
-She's great.
-Thought it through?

364
00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,833
-It's been ten months…
-Ten months?

365
00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:24,791
How many times?

366
00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:27,583
You mean…

367
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,708
Sex good?

368
00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:30,666
-Nooky nice?
-Awesome.

369
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,041
How many times… you know?

370
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:34,208
I don't.

371
00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,791
Give it more thought.

372
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,333
How many times did he make you come?

373
00:23:40,291 --> 00:23:42,541
I don't know. A few?

374
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,125
Fuck. Never!

375
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:47,458
I love her, Darek.

376
00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:51,750
Me, I love pepperoni pizza.

377
00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:55,125
How do I know?
Because I tried different varieties.

378
00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:57,250
Hawaiian…

379
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:00,583
Or capricciosa.

380
00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:02,458
Which is kind of boring.

381
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,208
There's pizza with tuna.

382
00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:05,208
Or vegetarian.

383
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,750
Quattro formaggi.

384
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:11,083
You've tried one,
the first one to come along.

385
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,666
One bite and you go, "Wow, amazing!"

386
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,250
Dump his ass, girl. Go fuck an athlete.

387
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,500
How can you say that? He's your brother!

388
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,208
So? Are you gonna get married?
To fill the void?

389
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:23,875
You have one baby, then another,

390
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:26,041
because two are easier to bring up.

391
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:30,166
He works constantly
to earn money for both your problems.

392
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:35,625
You realize that asshole
can't fill the void you feel.

393
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,666
So you whack him with an ax.

394
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,625
See?

395
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,000
I'm looking out for him.

396
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,375
Aren't you full of that pizza?

397
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:47,000
-What?
-You're almost 30!

398
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,166
Chasing teens on New Year's Eve?

399
00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,875
Cut the crap.

400
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,958
Get your shit together. Settle down.

401
00:24:53,041 --> 00:24:56,333
Jesus, dude. It doesn't work that way.

402
00:24:56,416 --> 00:25:00,000
"I wanna marry me a woman,
let me have one now."

403
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:03,166
There's still time.
Why am I wasting my breath?

404
00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,458
Where's your chick?

405
00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:10,541
-The blonde.
-Where?

406
00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:13,166
Daniel!

407
00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:17,708
Damn, pizza margherita!

408
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:19,750
Now I get it.

409
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,875
And the other one?
The one talking to her?

410
00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:26,250
-Who is that?
-That is my sister.

411
00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:28,458
You have a sister? No way.

412
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,041
The one with the reindeer?

413
00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:48,000
Hey, have you seen Gloria?

414
00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:50,083
-Who?
-Gloria.

415
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,416
An older lady.

416
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,916
Gloria, Gloria…

417
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,375
Gloria. yes.

418
00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:56,666
Yeah, of course!

419
00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,166
Where?

420
00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,458
Everywhere!

421
00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:01,666
Everywhere.

422
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:08,791
So?

423
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:13,333
-Think your friend's gonna deliver?
-Rafał?

424
00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:15,875
Yeah, for sure.

425
00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:18,541
You can count on him. He's a solid guy.

426
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,166
Did you get it?

427
00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:28,625
I did.

428
00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:31,166
Damn, you're good!

429
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:32,500
-Here.
-Great!

430
00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:36,750
What an express courier, too!

431
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,208
-What a nice surprise!
-Be sure to give it back.

432
00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:46,750
Please…

433
00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:48,333
OK!

434
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,083
Where did you get it?

435
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:55,291
It's calcium.
Found it in the kitchen and ground it.

436
00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:56,541
What the fuck?

437
00:26:56,625 --> 00:27:00,083
-I told you to get some real shit!
-Do I look like Pablo Escobar?

438
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:05,666
Whoa!

439
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,708
My, how I missed that.

440
00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:12,375
I haven't done this since…

441
00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:15,166
1995?

442
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,083
My God.

443
00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:20,791
It's just that… it used to hit me
in a different way.

444
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,583
OK.

445
00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:29,458
My sweet boys!

446
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:34,166
What would you like to do with me then?

447
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:35,416
Well…

448
00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:38,083
Yeah?

449
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,541
We'd like to…

450
00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:43,833
have some sex.

451
00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:46,291
Whoa, hold your horses!

452
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:48,708
What's your name again?

453
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:50,250
Rafał.

454
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,250
Rafał.

455
00:27:52,916 --> 00:27:54,458
Rafałek.

456
00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:56,416
What would you like to do to me?

457
00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,583
Well…

458
00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,458
Mad positions.

459
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:04,000
Awesome. Which ones?

460
00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:07,000
From behind.

461
00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,666
My favorite!

462
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,250
OK. Demonstrate how, please.

463
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,750
No, love. Demonstrate on him.

464
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:17,875
What?

465
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,458
Just show me what you would do to me.

466
00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:21,625
Except on him.

467
00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:23,625
-How?
-Just show me.

468
00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:25,583
What the fuck? What are you doing?

469
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,500
Hang on a second.

470
00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:29,541
-We do no such things.
-Come on, boys!

471
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,583
Hang on, we do no such things!

472
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:33,208
It's just between us, right?

473
00:28:33,291 --> 00:28:36,083
I've seen those movies.
It always ends up badly.

474
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:38,541
-What's your favorite position?
-Mine?

475
00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:41,875
The one where he's not touching me.
That one's awesome.

476
00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:43,000
OK.

477
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:46,125
But…

478
00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:50,375
No pressure.

479
00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:51,625
No, wait!

480
00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:05,666
I see that…

481
00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:08,541
you're quite handy with that.

482
00:29:08,625 --> 00:29:10,375
You're a real pro.

483
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,750
So… You're a photographer?

484
00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:18,916
Not quite. It's more of a hobby, really.
A distraction.

485
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:21,291
Distraction from what?

486
00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:23,791
From reality, I guess.

487
00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:26,708
Did you take any good photos today?

488
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,666
I did.

489
00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:31,916
-Show me.
-No.

490
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,166
-Come on, show me.
-No.

491
00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:38,666
They need some final touches.
Red eye removal, things like that.

492
00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:40,958
Are you trying to hide something from me?

493
00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:42,250
No, why?

494
00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:44,375
Are you sure?

495
00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:45,916
Yes, I'm sure.

496
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,208
OK, let me take a guess here.

497
00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:57,750
You…

498
00:29:58,916 --> 00:30:00,000
are…

499
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,041
a Libra.

500
00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:04,416
Libra, yeah.

501
00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,916
-Nice. A lucky guess.
-Lucky guess?

502
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,541
How else would you know?

503
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,208
No, no. I can read people.

504
00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:13,708
And I read you, too.

505
00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:16,125
You're hiding a lot under your hard shell.

506
00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:19,083
You're still young.
But you've gone through…

507
00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:20,875
some…

508
00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:22,250
relationship.

509
00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:24,791
A rough relationship.

510
00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:28,541
Which cut you so deep
that you still haven't gotten over it.

511
00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:32,250
So you're suffering.
Not because of a girl,

512
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:34,541
but because of a relationship…

513
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,250
with your parents.

514
00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:41,875
So… you've been distancing yourself
from the reality

515
00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:44,166
and you've had enough. How am I doing?

516
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:48,125
Not bad. I'm impressed.
But it's difficult.

517
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,875
See, I told you. I have a gift!

518
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,125
OK, my turn.

519
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,500
Give me your hand. A rectangular palm…

520
00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:59,583
with short, slender fingers.

521
00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:01,125
OK.

522
00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:05,750
This is a hand
typical of someone who is fire.

523
00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:10,541
Who is fiercely individualist.
A quick-tempered individualist.

524
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:15,166
Perhaps a little impatient.
Perhaps a little intolerant.

525
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,500
-Oh, boy.
-What?

526
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:22,083
You have a broken life line.

527
00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:28,000
So you also had an experience
that impacted your life choices.

528
00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:31,291
And the two X's here… See?

529
00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:36,916
They indicate you may have experienced
a personal betrayal.

530
00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:41,208
And you are an Aquarius.

531
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,291
How did you know all this?

532
00:31:47,958 --> 00:31:49,166
I have a gift.

533
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:53,000
You know what they say?

534
00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:54,916
Aquarius and Libra…

535
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:57,500
tend to feel very free

536
00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,583
in expressing their sexual desires.

537
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:02,916
-Is that so?
-Um-hum. It's a shame.

538
00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:07,125
Who knows what could happen
in a parallel universe,

539
00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:08,833
where we are both single.

540
00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:11,875
Are you ready?

541
00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:13,041
Yes.

542
00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:15,625
For what?

543
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,291
For lighting up!

544
00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:24,458
-What are you looking for?
-I forgot a lighter.

545
00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:26,000
Well, maybe it's a sign?

546
00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:29,416
That we shouldn't smoke.

547
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,541
-Do the honors.
-You go first.

548
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,041
Come on, you'll loosen up.

549
00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:36,875
I'm already loose, really.

550
00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:38,500
I see how tense you are.

551
00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:50,666
Hold this.

552
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:53,666
What's this?

553
00:32:57,583 --> 00:32:59,166
Some kind of key.

554
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:03,250
Step aside.

555
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,500
Oh, fuck.

556
00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:28,666
What are you doing?

557
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,416
Stop pointing at me.

558
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,625
Don't do that. I don't like it.

559
00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:36,250
-Come on.
-This is awesome!

560
00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:38,000
I've always wanted to shoot.

561
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:41,666
You don't even know how to hold it.
Do you want me to show you?

562
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,166
How come you're a gun expert?

563
00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,166
My dad showed me the ropes.

564
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:50,333
And I always wanted to learn.
What a coincidence!

565
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:52,916
Perhaps it isn't a coincidence.

566
00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:58,625
Aim there. At that snowman. Seems safe.

567
00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,875
So you prefer safe?

568
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,083
Not always.

569
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,083
Shoulders straight.

570
00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:07,250
-Like this?
-Yes.

571
00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:09,958
Feet at your shoulders' width.

572
00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:11,250
Like this?

573
00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,666
Mm-hmm.

574
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:16,666
Here you can relax…

575
00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:19,000
Yes.

576
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,958
Now cock the gun.

577
00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,958
And now…

578
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:30,750
Release the trigger.

579
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,625
Very nice.

580
00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,708
You got it, Rafał!

581
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,375
-Slap him on the ass.
-What?

582
00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:47,666
Slap him!

583
00:34:48,208 --> 00:34:50,291
Harder! Oh, yeah!

584
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:51,708
Grab his hair.

585
00:35:06,416 --> 00:35:07,875
Yes!

586
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:25,125
Yes, Filip! It's what the universe wanted!

587
00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:30,125
Sorry.

588
00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:34,625
What was that?

589
00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:35,791
Great, Rafał!

590
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,625
OK, keep doing it, come on!

591
00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:42,000
What was that?

592
00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:44,958
What are you doing?

593
00:35:45,041 --> 00:35:46,250
-Recording?
-No, no…

594
00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:47,916
-Delete it!
-It's for you!

595
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,208
Of course I'll delete it!
Jesus. OK, it's off.

596
00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:53,583
Continue.

597
00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:59,500
Angelica, you are the best thing
that ever happened to me.

598
00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:03,125
When I met you…

599
00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:07,208
my world turned 180 degrees.

600
00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:09,041
It changed forever.

601
00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:13,125
You're the best thing…
Already said that…

602
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,333
…I love you.

603
00:36:21,708 --> 00:36:23,458
Hello? Yes, Mom?

604
00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:26,833
What do you mean you're hungry?
I made you sandwiches.

605
00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:29,916
Okay. Open the corner shelf.

606
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,583
You'll find a deep green pot.

607
00:36:33,666 --> 00:36:36,291
Take that, and drop pierogis in.

608
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,500
<i>-Driver 4, come in.</i>
-Fuck!

609
00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:41,333
<i>-Where are you?</i>
-Not you, Mom. Sorry.

610
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,791
Ah, screw it.

611
00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:58,208
Please, girls, put this on, will you?

612
00:36:58,291 --> 00:37:03,041
Come on, this will blow you away.
It's gonna be a hit with a capital H!

613
00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:04,416
No way.

614
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,750
You won't regret it, you'll see.

615
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:09,625
Fuck, here we go again.
She drinks, then disappears!

616
00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:12,000
Your chick ran away
into someone else's arms?

617
00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:15,791
That could never happen to me.
Anastasia knows her place.

618
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:25,791
What happened?

619
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,500
Fuck.

620
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:30,291
Anastasia!

621
00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,541
Oh, no.

622
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,541
Oh, fuck… Marek!

623
00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:52,416
Oh, fuck.

624
00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:55,541
Oh, no.

625
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,208
OK.

626
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:11,333
I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere!

627
00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,666
-Hey!
-Hi!

628
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:19,083
Did you hear that bang?
What was that?

629
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:22,916
What bang? No, I heard nothing.
Maybe the Germans are coming?

630
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:26,750
What happened here, man?

631
00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:29,125
Nothing.

632
00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:30,791
Is he dead?

633
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Yes, he's dead drunk!

634
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,125
And now he's resting!

635
00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:38,958
God, all this blood…

636
00:38:39,041 --> 00:38:40,875
Is this blood?

637
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
It's ketchup.

638
00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:45,791
This makes no sense.

639
00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:48,791
What do you mean, no sense?

640
00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:50,208
Ketchup.

641
00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,625
Pizza… Wine.

642
00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:54,166
Vodka.

643
00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:56,458
And that's how it ends. Right, Marek?

644
00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:59,833
Come, buddy. Let's lie down.
You'll sleep it off.

645
00:38:59,916 --> 00:39:02,791
-Anastasia, come along, will you?
-I'm a killer.

646
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:04,916
I'm a killer.

647
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,416
Shouldn't we call an ambulance?

648
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:11,041
No! He just needs to rest.

649
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,750
In eternal peace. Amen.

650
00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:15,958
You two have a sick sense of humor.

651
00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,708
Hey, girl! Are you OK?

652
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:20,250
-Everything's A-OK.
-What happened?

653
00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:23,250
We're just playing a game.

654
00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:25,000
Jackson Pollock! Holy fuck.

655
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:33,083
The fuck's wrong with you?

656
00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:35,875
Do you wanna go to prison?

657
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:39,458
No, no. There has to be an explanation.

658
00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:43,416
Yes! We just experienced
a moment of karmic connection.

659
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,416
This was all meant to happen.

660
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:48,625
This is no joke! We have
a real fucking problem to deal with!

661
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:52,166
What problem exactly?
This is what the universe wanted.

662
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,666
A test of strength
of our potential relationship.

663
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:55,708
Come on!

664
00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,333
Let's… let's retrace our steps.

665
00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:00,833
You invited me upstairs.

666
00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:03,041
-No!
-You took a gazillion pics of me.

667
00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:06,750
Filip, that was no art. It was foreplay.

668
00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:11,208
Anastasia! Wake up! The position of
Mercury has nothing to do with it!

669
00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:14,666
Neither does the angle of Betelgeuse
to the constellation Aquila,

670
00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:16,541
nor any other cosmological shit!

671
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:18,833
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah!

672
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:22,916
And when you read my palm,
divining my life? What was that?

673
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,125
Energy. We exchanged vibrations.

674
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:27,833
-It makes sense!
-It was him.

675
00:40:27,916 --> 00:40:30,083
He told me about you.
How you feel neglected.

676
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,083
How Jordan only thinks of his
rapper's career, ignoring you.

677
00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,125
How cosmic and great you are.

678
00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:37,708
So I used those things.
I just spiced them up.

679
00:40:37,791 --> 00:40:40,333
With horoscope shit
which could apply to anyone.

680
00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:45,958
That's it. It was all bullshit.
Got it? Just bullshit!

681
00:40:46,041 --> 00:40:47,083
Aquarius!

682
00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:49,041
How did you know I was Aquarius?

683
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:52,041
Fuck if I know! I just guessed.

684
00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:54,125
Plus, my mother's an Aquarius, too.

685
00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:56,541
And you know what?
You remind me of her.

686
00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:58,500
You're the same kind of whack!

687
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:02,208
Liar. You're a liar.

688
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:04,625
I'm sorry, I just wanted to fuck you.

689
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:15,208
You dickhead! How could you?!

690
00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:19,125
Why would the universe trick me so?
I saw all the signs around me!

691
00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,833
-Calm down!
-Let go of me!

692
00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:22,916
Gloria!

693
00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:28,625
Have we got a treat for you, honey!

694
00:41:28,708 --> 00:41:29,958
PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS

695
00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:32,416
Nom, nom, nom!

696
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,166
I'm stuck!

697
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,833
TWO LITERS OF VODKA

698
00:41:35,916 --> 00:41:37,541
More, Jola, give him more!

699
00:41:38,625 --> 00:41:41,916
Come here! Come, sweetie pie!

700
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:45,125
{\an8}It's really nice of you,
but I have to say no.

701
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:50,500
{\an8}The prophets
condemned extramarital sex as sinful…

702
00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:56,333
{\an8}Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

703
00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:57,416
OK, I'll go first!

704
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,500
Quiet. Keep quiet! Maybe you're right
and all this happened for a reason.

705
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:05,250
-Some good may happen yet.
-You won't trick me again.

706
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:07,875
You're saying that
'cause you think I'm crazy!

707
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,208
No, think about it.

708
00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:12,041
Maybe in a parallel universe
nothing went wrong.

709
00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:13,083
What?

710
00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:17,500
Maybe in there we're still in that office,
smoking the joint, you're laughing at me,

711
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:18,833
I'm laughing, too.

712
00:42:18,916 --> 00:42:21,916
Maybe Marek's still alive,
the party's going on, all is OK.

713
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,791
And this situation? Look.

714
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:28,666
This is just the darkest scenario,
clearly hypothetical.

715
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,458
Do you see?

716
00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:32,458
You're insane!

717
00:42:33,458 --> 00:42:35,666
I'm insane? It's you who's wacko!

718
00:42:39,041 --> 00:42:41,791
Oh, hi Marek!

719
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:43,958
Well, hello!

720
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,458
I need to tell Jordan.

721
00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:51,541
No, don't! You don't need to!

722
00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:56,333
Fuck.

723
00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:01,541
He's got no hard-on.

724
00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:03,291
Perhaps he's gay!

725
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,208
Well, hello!

726
00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:09,333
-Freeze!
-Don't!

727
00:43:09,416 --> 00:43:10,625
Motherfucker.

728
00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:13,500
-Good day.
-Take this off.

729
00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:15,583
No, no… Fine. OK.

730
00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:16,916
Oh yeah!

731
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,958
We're not just playing around here!
On the bed with him!

732
00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:21,125
I call dibs!

733
00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:22,750
No dibs, Jola! He's mine!

734
00:43:33,416 --> 00:43:36,166
<i>Driver 4, where are you?</i>

735
00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:37,291
Fuck!

736
00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:39,625
<i>We have a zillion orders here for you.</i>

737
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:42,000
<i>Driver 4, come in, you moron.</i>

738
00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:45,625
<i>Driver 4, where the fuck are you?</i>

739
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:56,583
Jordan!

740
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:13,708
Say, have you seen the guy
who's paying for the pizzas?

741
00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:19,958
Excuse me, have you seen the guy
who's paying for the pizzas?

742
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,208
Excuse me!

743
00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:28,958
Have you seen the guy
who's paying me for the pizzas?

744
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,541
Your hair is so soft!

745
00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,125
Like silk.

746
00:44:34,083 --> 00:44:35,083
No!

747
00:44:35,958 --> 00:44:37,750
Like teddy bears.

748
00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:39,125
Listen!

749
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:41,708
Where's the guy paying for the pizzas?

750
00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:50,166
You should really drink
lots of water if you're gonna take this.

751
00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:52,333
CO?

752
00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:53,666
No, HO.

753
00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,416
Look, I'm not kidding.

754
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:03,083
If you take ecstasy,
you should drink tons of water.

755
00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:07,458
In a place this hot, your body temperature
will increase over the danger limit.

756
00:45:07,541 --> 00:45:11,041
Combined with vigorous alcohol intake,
your blood pressure will drop

757
00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:13,708
and your heart rate will accelerate.

758
00:45:13,791 --> 00:45:17,041
Which can then cause
permanent damage to your brain.

759
00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,625
Do you understand?

760
00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:23,416
Are you drinking this?

761
00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:27,750
Here, drink it all up!

762
00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:39,458
I think I'm burning!

763
00:45:40,541 --> 00:45:41,708
Well, I warned you.

764
00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:43,708
-Come on.
-Not now!

765
00:45:43,791 --> 00:45:47,291
They're playing my song! Anastasia!

766
00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:59,083
Hey, sis. Are you baking a cake?

767
00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:02,083
No. This is something different.

768
00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:06,000
I cuffed that friend of yours to the bed.

769
00:46:06,083 --> 00:46:09,125
Now I'm gonna rub some
whipped cream on him.

770
00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,916
Then I'll shove a banana right up his…

771
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,458
Alright, stop! Too much information.

772
00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:17,333
You should also try
something new for a change.

773
00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:18,708
Am I right, Angela?

774
00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:20,750
Right about what?

775
00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:24,125
The way he could introduce some kink
into your master bedroom.

776
00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:26,291
I mean, your bunk-bed dorm room.

777
00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:30,166
Bang her in a dangerous location.
Like a cemetery.

778
00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:33,083
Hey, sis! Our sex life
is none of your biz.

779
00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:35,208
Just trying to lend a helping hand.

780
00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:37,291
Forget it. Who knows where it's been.

781
00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:40,500
Whatever. See ya! Losers!

782
00:46:43,791 --> 00:46:45,166
Are you all right?

783
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,958
I just need some fresh air.

784
00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:49,791
OK.

785
00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:04,541
Hi.

786
00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,000
Hello again!

787
00:47:07,083 --> 00:47:08,125
Hey.

788
00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:14,208
What kind of game
are you two playing, really?

789
00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:16,458
You don't wanna know.

790
00:47:16,541 --> 00:47:17,791
Perhaps I'd like to.

791
00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:20,291
Or perhaps you'd like to…

792
00:47:20,375 --> 00:47:22,500
-What?
-Join me?

793
00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:24,500
In a threesome? Huh?

794
00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:31,208
Shit, this is kind of bad timing.

795
00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:35,291
Who else do you have in there?

796
00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:36,250
What?

797
00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:38,958
Maybe I should be joining you?

798
00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:50,500
<i>Mōribus!</i>

799
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,125
Hey…

800
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:03,666
-What are you doing, son?
-Jesus?

801
00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:07,791
Why have you forsaken me?

802
00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,416
Just one moment!

803
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:13,541
God himself created different sexes.
How can sex be wrong?

804
00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:17,458
What about the idea of chastity
in word, thought and deed?

805
00:48:17,541 --> 00:48:20,041
But I hear only one thing in my head.

806
00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:21,875
"Bang her!"

807
00:48:24,666 --> 00:48:27,291
Come on, let me see.

808
00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:30,916
-What are you doing?
-What? Let's dance. Come on.

809
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,583
What is it? Foreplay?

810
00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:38,333
I cannot give you my blessing

811
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:41,625
for all the things you desire to do here.

812
00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:43,458
But I cannot forbid them, either.

813
00:48:43,541 --> 00:48:45,583
I am certain you will choose aptly.

814
00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:03,583
Where's Marek?

815
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:05,791
Marek…

816
00:49:08,041 --> 00:49:09,291
Gross.

817
00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:11,541
The fuck are you doing?

818
00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:15,291
Are you fucking nuts?!

819
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:18,875
-Let me out of here!
-We didn't mean to!

820
00:49:18,958 --> 00:49:20,666
-You killed Marek!
-Accidentally!

821
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:22,750
Let me out, you idiot!

822
00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,541
-Fuck!
-Keep quiet!

823
00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:26,416
Shut up!

824
00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:28,875
Hey, girls!

825
00:49:28,958 --> 00:49:31,000
-Well, hello!
-Have you seen the guy…

826
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:33,875
who ordered the pizzas?

827
00:49:34,958 --> 00:49:37,958
Hush! Quiet!

828
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:40,625
…and if I'm an hour late,
all the pizzas are free.

829
00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:42,875
Then my boss is sure going to fire me,

830
00:49:42,958 --> 00:49:46,583
and I'm screwed because I can't afford
my neuropharmacology tuition.

831
00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:48,416
Neuro… what?

832
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,208
Fafalogy.

833
00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:53,750
It's just that I won't be able to
keep helping my mom.

834
00:49:53,833 --> 00:49:56,708
And I can't go another year
wiping her ass!

835
00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,833
He loves his mommy!

836
00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:02,958
Relax, pizza face. Marek's in there.

837
00:50:03,958 --> 00:50:05,541
-In there?
-Um-hum.

838
00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:07,083
Thanks, girls.

839
00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:11,625
-Mr. Malinowski? What's up?
-<i>What's happening in your apartment?</i>

840
00:50:11,708 --> 00:50:14,875
<i>The janitor called about</i>
<i>smoke coming out your windows!</i>

841
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:17,333
It's nothing, sir,
I just burned some toast.

842
00:50:17,416 --> 00:50:19,125
Everything's under control.

843
00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:23,416
Hello, Jessica here.
I'll polish your tool for just ten zloty.

844
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:27,750
<i>Fucking hell! Hello? What tool?</i>

845
00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:33,041
Keep quiet!

846
00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:37,916
What the fuck's going on?!

847
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,458
Hey!

848
00:50:40,416 --> 00:50:43,458
Oliwia? What's with you?!

849
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,250
-Girls, please.
-Jesus?

850
00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:49,375
He's gonna puke on all of us!

851
00:50:50,541 --> 00:50:51,708
Wait up!

852
00:50:55,083 --> 00:50:56,791
Hey!

853
00:50:56,875 --> 00:51:01,500
Who do we have here?

854
00:51:04,041 --> 00:51:05,083
Hello?

855
00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:07,208
Jesus?

856
00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,500
I don't know.

857
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:15,250
Jesus?

858
00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:19,125
What can I do?

859
00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:22,125
What can I do? Tell me!

860
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,958
How does this work?

861
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:29,000
Jesus?

862
00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,416
Fucking hell.

863
00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:42,958
Jesus?

864
00:51:56,791 --> 00:51:59,833
Jesus?

865
00:52:01,666 --> 00:52:04,833
Oh, here you are.

866
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:08,458
Mom, why is there smoke in our hose?

867
00:52:08,541 --> 00:52:10,458
<i>I did everything you told me.</i>

868
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:13,125
<i>I put pierogi in the pot</i>
<i>and turned on the stove.</i>

869
00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:14,750
<i>But now there's a huge fire!</i>

870
00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,458
Throw some water on it!

871
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:19,916
Never mind, get out of there!
Do you hear me?

872
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,166
Hello! Mom?

873
00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,083
Shit! Mom!

874
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:25,833
Shit.

875
00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:29,125
Marek, sir?

876
00:52:30,666 --> 00:52:32,333
Marek, sir, is everything OK?

877
00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:41,583
Oh, fuck.

878
00:52:57,916 --> 00:52:59,083
Holy shit.

879
00:53:09,458 --> 00:53:11,083
Have you seen a guitar anywhere?

880
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:17,375
It's over there.

881
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,375
Fuck!

882
00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:04,625
<i>Driver 4, where are you?</i>

883
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:08,250
<i>Would Your Highness bless us</i>
<i>with your presence here?</i>

884
00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:14,041
-I've got the money. I'm on my way.
-<i>No need to rush</i>.

885
00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:24,375
Gloria?

886
00:54:24,458 --> 00:54:26,125
It's not what it looks like.

887
00:54:26,208 --> 00:54:27,541
What's going on here?

888
00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:29,083
-Nothing!
-She made us do it!

889
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,333
Hey, babe!

890
00:54:30,416 --> 00:54:32,666
Gloria! I'm dancing, looking for you,

891
00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:34,416
while you fuck around with these?

892
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,375
You were dancing?

893
00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:37,500
-What?
-Come on. Let's go dancing, babe.

894
00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:40,416
-No, I just wanted to…
-Come on.

895
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:42,791
-Let's go, babe.
-Gloria! Hey!

896
00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:44,333
What was that about?

897
00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:46,958
Gloria, we need to talk!

898
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:07,125
-Are you nuts?
-Don't be so uptight.

899
00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:10,875
Uptight? You're fucking other guys
behind my back!

900
00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:15,166
Pardon? I wasn't fucking anybody.
And if I did, why do you care?

901
00:55:15,250 --> 00:55:16,458
Why do I care?

902
00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:18,041
I care because we're dating.

903
00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:20,250
We're not dating.

904
00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:22,708
-What are we doing then?
-Dancing.

905
00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:30,166
Fuck this.

906
00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:32,041
We are dating because I love you.

907
00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:34,291
Don't say that, Paweł.

908
00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,250
Why? It's true, I love you.

909
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:40,708
-Why can't you accept that?
-You're 17 years younger than me!

910
00:55:40,791 --> 00:55:43,375
So what? There are many such couples.

911
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:45,708
Like Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.

912
00:55:45,791 --> 00:55:47,208
And how did that end?

913
00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:49,750
Madonna and Guy Ritchie!
Jay-Z and Beyoncé!

914
00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:52,708
Or Princess Charlene of Monaco
and Prince Albert!

915
00:55:52,791 --> 00:55:55,625
-How do you even know about them all?
-I googled them.

916
00:55:57,750 --> 00:56:00,500
Jesus, Gloria, that's not the point.

917
00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:03,666
The point here is…
they all were, or have been, happy.

918
00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:06,958
And I can make you happy too, honey,
because I love you.

919
00:56:07,041 --> 00:56:08,791
-For God's sake…
-I love you.

920
00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:10,541
He won't fucking let me dance!

921
00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,166
Where are you going?

922
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,583
Gloria!

923
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,541
-Excuse me.
-You're just afraid.

924
00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:21,166
You're having some midlife crisis
bullshit and putting it on me!

925
00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:24,875
Do you really want me to tell you
what a 17-years age gap means?

926
00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:27,625
Now you think it's nice and fun.

927
00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:29,333
-You love being with a MILF.
-No!

928
00:56:29,416 --> 00:56:31,583
Oh yes! You had the best sex of your life,

929
00:56:31,666 --> 00:56:34,708
which you probably
wouldn't get from any girls your age.

930
00:56:34,791 --> 00:56:36,708
-And you take that for love.
-Not at all!

931
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:40,416
-You like to brag about banging me.
-I don't. I respect you, I love you.

932
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,958
Yeah, yeah. Fuck!

933
00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:46,208
Do you want to have kids with me?

934
00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:50,250
I do. I do want it.

935
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,250
Wonderful.

936
00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:53,333
Then in nine months, if we're lucky,

937
00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:56,000
we'll have a son named, say…

938
00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:57,000
Krzyś…

939
00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:58,791
and we'll be one happy family.

940
00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:02,958
All-night baby changing, feeding, lulling.
But we'll make it, it'll be great.

941
00:57:03,041 --> 00:57:07,291
In eight years you'll be 30,
and I'll be past 50.

942
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:11,208
My tits get saggy, I gain weight,
I get more wrinkly by the day.

943
00:57:11,291 --> 00:57:12,333
I go gray, ugly…

944
00:57:12,416 --> 00:57:14,500
I'm not attractive to you anymore.

945
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:19,125
So you go and find some chick,
say, Kasia, to fuck on the side.

946
00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:21,916
You're out of home all the time.
Your kid misses you.

947
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,416
I'm covering for you to protect you.

948
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:28,291
Plus, I get depressed,
I'm not a sweet young mama anymore.

949
00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:29,916
We fight constantly.

950
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:34,000
The kid can hear it and gets worried
that I'm hurting his dearest daddy.

951
00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:38,625
And to you, the vision of a new life
with Kasia seems much more attractive.

952
00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:41,541
So you leave me, Paweł!

953
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:45,166
The kid wants to stay with you,
because he thinks I'm a bad mother.

954
00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:47,916
I'll never forgive myself for it! Got it?

955
00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:29,041
To be great…

956
00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,583
is to go on.

957
00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:36,208
To go on…

958
00:58:36,791 --> 00:58:38,083
is to go far.

959
00:58:39,208 --> 00:58:40,541
To go far…

960
00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,625
is to be brave.

961
00:59:17,958 --> 00:59:19,500
Childish prick!

962
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,875
Just look at you!

963
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:25,416
Aren't you painted nice?

964
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:29,333
{\an8}HELP ME! THESE TWO ARE MAD!
I'M GONNA CHOKE TO DEATH!

965
00:59:30,166 --> 00:59:33,375
-What is he saying?
-"I wanna fuck."

966
00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:34,708
Not "I'm gonna choke"?

967
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,333
Don't be ridiculous!

968
00:59:37,416 --> 00:59:38,458
{\an8}I'M GONNA CHOKE!

969
00:59:39,041 --> 00:59:42,041
Patience! Give us a sec, lover boy.

970
00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:43,166
Let's use this.

971
00:59:44,083 --> 00:59:45,166
The right end up!

972
00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:46,791
{\an8}WHAT?!

973
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,333
Go a little up.

974
00:59:50,916 --> 00:59:54,125
{\an8}Dear Father, forgive me for I have sinned.

975
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:56,333
{\an8}I lied to my bishop and went to a party.

976
00:59:56,416 --> 00:59:58,458
{\an8}I had an amazing sex with two women.

977
00:59:58,541 --> 01:00:02,375
{\an8}For over a decade
my virginity was my pride.

978
01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:06,166
{\an8}But having sex is so awesome.
It should be cherished, not forbidden.

979
01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:08,958
{\an8}I've chosen a new path.

980
01:00:09,041 --> 01:00:11,291
{\an8}I'm going to celebrate sex from now on.

981
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:13,916
{\an8}I'm gonna be the best at it!

982
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,208
{\an8}Please, Father, give me a sign.

983
01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:23,416
Come here.

984
01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:31,666
I followed all the teaching
on the universe.

985
01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:33,958
I listened to its calls and signals.

986
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:36,666
I thought that the photos, the flirting,

987
01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:39,125
the affinity of our souls
and our experiences…

988
01:02:39,208 --> 01:02:41,541
that two broken pieces made a whole!

989
01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:42,750
What does that mean?

990
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:44,958
What if there are more pieces?

991
01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:48,250
Is Filip the likeness of sinful flesh?

992
01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:49,208
Who's Filip?

993
01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:53,541
All the blood…
All the sex, lies, and guns!

994
01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:56,875
I'm unworthy of the purity of my goddess.

995
01:02:56,958 --> 01:03:00,833
I bit into the forbidden fruit of
the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

996
01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:02,250
I was lured by deception!

997
01:03:02,333 --> 01:03:05,083
Anastasia! Can you tell me
what happened already?

998
01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:10,125
I am a puppet,
and the devil is pulling my strings.

999
01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:11,625
Dear God.

1000
01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:14,458
He's unleashed his fury upon me, you see?

1001
01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:15,500
Yeah, I see.

1002
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,791
It's a penance for my infidelity.

1003
01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:21,041
-I'm living in Gomorrah!
-Gomorrah… Rha-rha-rha-rha…

1004
01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:24,375
I'm guided through the path
of indecent self awareness.

1005
01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:28,291
But no! In the end, the truth
will let the demons out, love.

1006
01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:31,583
No more blood of the innocents
shall be spilled by my hand!

1007
01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:33,750
I shouldn't have been unfaithful to you.

1008
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:35,333
You shouldn't have been…

1009
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:39,416
You shouldn't have been what?
You did what?

1010
01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:42,500
What did you say?

1011
01:03:47,541 --> 01:03:50,083
Can I have your attention
for a moment, please?

1012
01:03:51,583 --> 01:03:54,916
I have something important to say
to a very special person.

1013
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,458
May I? Thanks.

1014
01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,833
Hey, turn up the bloody music!

1015
01:03:58,916 --> 01:04:01,291
It's not gonna take long.

1016
01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:04,958
The person I'd like to invite to join me

1017
01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:07,166
is my lovely girlfriend Angelica.

1018
01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:08,583
Angelica!

1019
01:04:13,416 --> 01:04:14,750
Join me, please.

1020
01:04:18,916 --> 01:04:19,875
Angelica…

1021
01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:21,375
Daniel, let's talk first.

1022
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:24,750
The first time I met you
almost a year ago,

1023
01:04:25,541 --> 01:04:27,041
you looked so beautiful.

1024
01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:31,041
I'd never believed in love at first sight

1025
01:04:31,125 --> 01:04:33,791
but I instantly knew you were the one

1026
01:04:33,875 --> 01:04:36,541
I wanted to live the rest of my life with.

1027
01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,750
I fell in love

1028
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,250
with your eyes.

1029
01:04:41,291 --> 01:04:44,041
With the way you walk from room to room.

1030
01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:46,166
With how you look when you sleep.

1031
01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:49,791
When I look into your eyes,
I can see our future.

1032
01:04:49,875 --> 01:04:52,083
I can see us growing old together,

1033
01:04:52,166 --> 01:04:57,166
annoying each other for the next
30, 40, 50 years, perhaps even more.

1034
01:04:57,250 --> 01:05:01,291
Until your hair is gray,
my hair is gone and our teeth fall out.

1035
01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:04,000
When I look at you…

1036
01:05:04,875 --> 01:05:07,041
I can see a part of myself in you.

1037
01:05:07,125 --> 01:05:10,083
In that part of you
I don't ever want to let go.

1038
01:05:10,791 --> 01:05:12,041
I love you.

1039
01:05:13,958 --> 01:05:15,041
Angelica,

1040
01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:16,708
my love--

1041
01:05:16,791 --> 01:05:18,083
Hang on, let me finish.

1042
01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:20,958
My love for you burns brightly.

1043
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,791
-Angelica…
-Please don't kneel.

1044
01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:27,041
Will you marry me?

1045
01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:35,291
-Angelica…
-I'm sorry.

1046
01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:38,875
Angelica!

1047
01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:50,541
-Bummer.
-Not good.

1048
01:05:51,125 --> 01:05:52,375
That's cool.

1049
01:05:52,458 --> 01:05:53,416
Tough luck.

1050
01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:54,791
Let's party on!

1051
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:01,208
You're dead, motherfucker!

1052
01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:11,916
Hello, Angelica? Are you in there?

1053
01:06:18,666 --> 01:06:21,041
This is some déjà fucking vu!

1054
01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:22,666
You fucking cockroach!

1055
01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:23,833
Paweł, wait!

1056
01:06:23,916 --> 01:06:26,791
You're fucking the woman I love!

1057
01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:27,833
Leave him alone!

1058
01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:31,125
Quit saying that!
You don't know shit about it!

1059
01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:33,166
You're wrong. I do know love, Gloria.

1060
01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:35,500
-I can see our future together.
-Stop it.

1061
01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:38,708
I see us growing old together
for the next 30 or 40 years.

1062
01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:41,083
-What?
-Perhaps even more.

1063
01:06:41,166 --> 01:06:45,083
Until your hair is gray, my hair is
gone, and our teeth fall out, you know?

1064
01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:47,750
Teeth?

1065
01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:52,375
I mean… I just wanted to tell you:

1066
01:06:52,458 --> 01:06:56,208
I won't let you fuck up our relationship
by screwing random assholes.

1067
01:06:56,291 --> 01:06:57,166
Jesus?

1068
01:06:58,041 --> 01:06:59,500
Because I love you, Gloria.

1069
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:02,375
And I'm not gonna leave you.

1070
01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:03,625
Ever.

1071
01:07:07,833 --> 01:07:08,916
What the fuck?

1072
01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:15,708
-Filip? What are you doing here?
-What am I doing here?

1073
01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:17,000
What are you doing here?

1074
01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:19,291
-How old are you?
-Are you OK?

1075
01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:21,291
Who the fuck is he? And his age?

1076
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:23,250
He could be your son! Unfortunately,

1077
01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:24,791
I am your son.

1078
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:28,208
-Honey!
-You're fucking all the guys my own age!

1079
01:07:28,291 --> 01:07:31,833
You're merciless. You're ruining my life--

1080
01:07:31,916 --> 01:07:33,791
Don't talk to your mother like that!

1081
01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:35,625
She sacrificed so much for you!

1082
01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:37,916
You know your dad was a cheater?

1083
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,083
Hey!

1084
01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:42,833
-Isn't it true?
-I'm sorry, calm down.

1085
01:07:42,916 --> 01:07:44,250
What is he talking about?

1086
01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:48,500
He was a good father to you,
but he was a terrible husband.

1087
01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:50,875
Then why didn't you ever tell me?

1088
01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:53,333
I didn't want to traumatize you.

1089
01:07:53,416 --> 01:07:54,875
-What?!
-Filip!

1090
01:07:54,958 --> 01:07:56,250
Take it easy.

1091
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:59,125
That's fucking great, Mom.

1092
01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:01,250
Everybody, calm down.

1093
01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:04,416
Congratulations! Great fucking job!

1094
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:07,708
Don't worry, son. It's gonna be alright.

1095
01:08:07,791 --> 01:08:09,958
-What did you say?
-Filip, son--

1096
01:08:10,041 --> 01:08:12,708
Hey! Leave him alone!

1097
01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:15,958
Paweł!

1098
01:08:20,708 --> 01:08:22,000
Paweł!

1099
01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:25,291
Filip, please!

1100
01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:26,291
Filip?!

1101
01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:29,875
You banged Anastasia?! Motherfucker!

1102
01:08:31,416 --> 01:08:32,333
You dumb shit!

1103
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,083
Who's looking dumb now?

1104
01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:40,333
Huh?

1105
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,041
Christ…

1106
01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,833
why is sex so complicated?

1107
01:08:51,250 --> 01:08:52,541
I told you, my son.

1108
01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:56,750
Love is the foundation
of peace and forgiveness.

1109
01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:59,541
Focus on your inner peace,

1110
01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:02,833
you will find both solace
and the most important thing in life.

1111
01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:05,166
-Love.
-Jesus…

1112
01:09:05,791 --> 01:09:07,833
-You see him too?
-What?

1113
01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:17,333
Angelica…

1114
01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:19,166
what's wrong?

1115
01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,708
I'm sorry about the ring thing.

1116
01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:29,000
Sorry I did it in public…
Didn't you like the ring or something?

1117
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:33,083
I thought it was just
what we both wanted. Isn't it?

1118
01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:34,791
I know I want it.

1119
01:09:34,875 --> 01:09:39,041
"Want, want"! Fuck, I want something, too!
And you don't give it to me!

1120
01:09:39,125 --> 01:09:40,416
What is it, though?

1121
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,250
I give you everything you wish!
What are you saying?

1122
01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:46,833
The thing is you don't give me
anything! Go away!

1123
01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:49,416
-Oh no, Angelica--
-"Oh yes, Angelica!"

1124
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,750
-Just go!
-No way.

1125
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,250
You said something.
Now tell me what you meant!

1126
01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:55,375
Just go away!

1127
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:57,708
Tell me, what don't I give you?

1128
01:09:57,791 --> 01:10:00,416
-Because I don't understand.
-Oh my…

1129
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:03,791
Angelica, please open the door.
Let's talk about it.

1130
01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:06,833
You fucking suck in bed, Daniel!

1131
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,333
Plot twist!

1132
01:10:09,416 --> 01:10:10,791
You're just the worst.

1133
01:10:10,875 --> 01:10:13,500
You don't even know
how to take me like a man,

1134
01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:15,333
don't know how to go down on me!

1135
01:10:15,416 --> 01:10:19,291
You always fuck me
in the same three positions!

1136
01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:21,458
Missionary or doggy style.

1137
01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:23,666
Either the classic way or from behind.

1138
01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:27,000
That's the limit of your imagination!

1139
01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:29,333
Daniel, this is just pathetic!

1140
01:10:29,416 --> 01:10:30,625
Pathetic!

1141
01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:32,416
Let me in, people are here.

1142
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:35,041
Well, fuck it! Let everybody know!

1143
01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:38,000
Hello, people!

1144
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:41,333
The Man Who Sucks In Bed The Most
is here! His name's Daniel!

1145
01:10:41,416 --> 01:10:42,750
Please, let me in!

1146
01:10:42,833 --> 01:10:44,958
And the fucking worst part is

1147
01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:46,791
that you never made me come.

1148
01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:48,041
Not once. Got it?

1149
01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:50,541
What? I made you come a thousand times.

1150
01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:54,083
A thousand fucking times!

1151
01:10:55,416 --> 01:10:57,083
A thousand times!

1152
01:10:57,166 --> 01:11:02,291
Sure, a million, a trillion,
why the fuck not?

1153
01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:08,208
Look, Daniel, I really think that
you're a nice guy, you know?

1154
01:11:08,291 --> 01:11:09,291
Really!

1155
01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:12,833
And it hurts me to say this
as much as it hurts you to hear it.

1156
01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:16,000
But, Daniel, you are just…

1157
01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:17,791
a fucking pussy!

1158
01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:20,333
Did you finally get the message?

1159
01:11:20,416 --> 01:11:25,416
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
the world's biggest and warmest pussy!

1160
01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:29,125
Do you hear me?

1161
01:11:30,375 --> 01:11:31,250
Daniel?

1162
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:49,791
<i>You are done,</i>
<i>you worthless degenerate. You're fired!</i>

1163
01:11:49,875 --> 01:11:52,916
I'm coming back right now.
I'm coming, you fucking moron!

1164
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:57,708
<i>Listen to me closely, you dimwit:</i>
<i>You're nothing, a nobody, a walking zero.</i>

1165
01:11:57,791 --> 01:11:59,875
<i>A useless burden! A goatfuck--</i>

1166
01:11:59,958 --> 01:12:03,541
-Hello!
-<i>The whole fucking house is on fire!</i>

1167
01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:08,041
-What about my mom? Is she safe?
-<i>The amount of damage! It's millions!</i>

1168
01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,250
But where is my mom?
Is she fucking OK?

1169
01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:13,916
<i>Who gives a fuck?</i>
<i>The whole block's on fire!</i>

1170
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,750
<i>The only person</i>
<i>who gives one shred of fuck</i>

1171
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:19,541
<i>about a pointless imbecile like you</i>

1172
01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:20,916
<i>is your mommy.</i>

1173
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,708
<i>So why don't you just</i>
<i>do everyone a big favor</i>

1174
01:12:23,791 --> 01:12:25,125
<i>and kill yourself?</i>

1175
01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:27,000
Fuck you! Do you hear me?

1176
01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:28,625
Fuck you!

1177
01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:56,458
{\an8}DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD, BUT IT WASN'T ME.
THIS OLD HAG MADE ME DO THAT. WHERE R U?

1178
01:13:00,833 --> 01:13:03,333
-Don't fucking touch me.
-I wasn't touching you!

1179
01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:05,750
No? So whose hand was it just now?

1180
01:13:05,833 --> 01:13:08,458
-Mine, and yours was touching it!
-I…

1181
01:13:08,541 --> 01:13:10,125
I didn't touch you!

1182
01:13:10,666 --> 01:13:11,791
You homo.

1183
01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:15,708
-Who are you calling homo, man?
-I'm calling you homo, pal.

1184
01:13:15,791 --> 01:13:17,875
-I'm not homo, buddy!
-You are.

1185
01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,750
-I'm not!
-Well, I think you are.

1186
01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,666
-You know what?
-What?

1187
01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:28,958
Homo!

1188
01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:42,250
Leave me the fuck alone!

1189
01:13:42,916 --> 01:13:44,333
Fuck off!

1190
01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,666
Get away from me!

1191
01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:51,333
Jesus.

1192
01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:31,333
Cupcake…

1193
01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:36,708
Cupcake…

1194
01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:48,083
I'm a pussy, is that right?

1195
01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,291
I'm a fucking pussy?!

1196
01:14:52,583 --> 01:14:53,458
Fuck!

1197
01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:57,375
Angelica!

1198
01:14:58,208 --> 01:14:59,916
I'm a pussy?

1199
01:15:08,666 --> 01:15:10,791
I'm a fucking pussy, is that right?

1200
01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:33,541
No, no!

1201
01:15:33,625 --> 01:15:35,708
Stay away from my family!

1202
01:15:35,791 --> 01:15:37,166
Are you two family?

1203
01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:38,416
Get off him!

1204
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:41,125
-Calm down, son.
-Don't call me "son"!

1205
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,166
Fuck!

1206
01:15:50,791 --> 01:15:53,625
Who killed Marek?

1207
01:15:53,708 --> 01:15:55,125
Hey, Rafał, what's this?

1208
01:15:56,666 --> 01:15:57,541
Fuck!

1209
01:15:58,416 --> 01:16:01,125
They'll hold the New Year off, you'll see.

1210
01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:02,500
Hey!

1211
01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:05,208
Did we miss it?

1212
01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:23,125
My implants! They were a gift from Daddy!

1213
01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:32,916
I'm a fucking pussy, is that right?

1214
01:16:37,708 --> 01:16:39,250
A fucking pussy, yes?

1215
01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:45,041
Daniel!

1216
01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:47,416
You motherfucker!

1217
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,958
You fucking whore!

1218
01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:56,166
Ladies and gentlemen…

1219
01:16:57,458 --> 01:16:59,583
Ten! Nine!

1220
01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:01,333
Eight!

1221
01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:03,416
Seven!

1222
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:05,250
Six!

1223
01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:06,208
Five!

1224
01:17:07,166 --> 01:17:09,291
Four! Three!

1225
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:10,250
Daniel!

1226
01:17:10,333 --> 01:17:11,458
Two!

1227
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:13,916
One!

1228
01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:18,250
Happy New Year!

1229
01:18:29,750 --> 01:18:31,041
Gloria!

1230
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,666
Gloria!

1231
01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:26,000
Oh, fuck…

1232
01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:52,041
Jordan…

1233
01:21:53,791 --> 01:21:55,625
Jordan, baby.

1234
01:23:02,875 --> 01:23:05,250
<i>Chemistry is the study of matter.</i>

1235
01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:08,666
<i>But I prefer to see this branch of science</i>

1236
01:23:09,708 --> 01:23:11,375
<i>as a study of everything.</i>

1237
01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:16,041
<i>We're all elements, composed by atoms,</i>

1238
01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:19,958
<i>categorized and divided into groups</i>
<i>according to certain properties:</i>

1239
01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:24,166
<i>We interact and bond with each other,</i>

1240
01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:27,041
<i>creating chemical reactions.</i>

1241
01:23:29,166 --> 01:23:31,666
<i>Some substances do not go together,</i>

1242
01:23:32,250 --> 01:23:35,875
<i>so they cannot react with each other.</i>

1243
01:23:38,583 --> 01:23:42,833
<i>Others do react,</i>
<i>which results in our atoms rearranging</i>

1244
01:23:42,916 --> 01:23:44,916
<i>and forming new bonds.</i>

1245
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,333
<i>New products.</i>

1246
01:23:49,291 --> 01:23:53,500
<i>And none of these chemical reactions</i>
<i>would be possible without the energy,</i>

1247
01:23:53,583 --> 01:23:58,208
<i>in the form of heat, light,</i>
<i>electricity or mechanical force.</i>

1248
01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:03,166
<i>That is the circle of life.</i>

1249
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,208
<i>It's rise and decline.</i>

1250
01:24:09,416 --> 01:24:11,916
<i>Over and over again.</i>

1251
01:24:16,708 --> 01:24:18,000
<i>PS:</i>

1252
01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:22,000
<i>I developed a hypothesis</i>
<i>for my mom's Alzheimer's.</i>

1253
01:24:22,708 --> 01:24:26,041
<i>It's just a theory,</i>
<i>I couldn't afford laboratory tests.</i>

1254
01:24:26,125 --> 01:24:28,541
<i>And now I'd be thrown out of school, so…</i>

1255
01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:29,708
<i>you're welcome.</i>

1256
01:24:30,291 --> 01:24:32,083
<i>Here it is for somebody to find.</i>

1257
01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:37,208
<i>I hope you use it for the greater good.</i>

1258
01:24:37,291 --> 01:24:40,750
<i>Maybe now everyone will remember me.</i>

1259
01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:45,666
OK, so who's the Elvis here again?

1260
01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:46,833
Nobody knows.

1261
01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:51,000
Damn, it's a pity he didn't leave
a note, a message, anything.

1262
01:24:53,041 --> 01:24:54,166
Oh, well.

1263
01:24:54,791 --> 01:24:55,833
We're done here.

1264
01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:58,416
What do you mean, done?

1265
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,750
All this pizza talk got me hungry.

1266
01:25:00,833 --> 01:25:03,083
Wait a second. This is not right!

1267
01:25:04,958 --> 01:25:06,458
Grzegorz…

1268
01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:08,958
The sooner you let go of old clothes,

1269
01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:12,583
the sooner you'll find new ones.

1270
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:17,291
-Clothes?
-Never mind.

1271
01:25:17,375 --> 01:25:19,416
Congratulations on your first case.

1272
01:25:20,833 --> 01:25:22,250
-Thank you.
-Awesome.

1273
01:26:09,833 --> 01:26:13,166
There are good ships and wood ships,

1274
01:26:13,250 --> 01:26:15,833
battle ships and rocket ships,

1275
01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:19,833
but the best kind of
ships are relationships.

1276
01:26:25,958 --> 01:26:27,916
-What?
-The rings.

1277
01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:34,750
Relax!

1278
01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:51,541
I now pronounce you husband and wife.

1279
01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:57,833
Amen!

1280
01:27:32,291 --> 01:27:33,333
I love you.

1281
01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:34,583
And I love--

1282
01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:43,333
Look at our boy growing up.

1283
01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:11,000
I love you, homo!

1284
01:28:17,541 --> 01:28:18,833
Here you go, baby.

1285
01:28:20,416 --> 01:28:21,541
Thanks.

1286
01:28:22,416 --> 01:28:25,000
-Do you need anything else?
-Some space?

1287
01:28:25,958 --> 01:28:27,916
It's always all about me, me, me!

1288
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,166
You're suffocating me!

1289
01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:31,958
In a parallel universe
all of this would be different.

1290
01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:34,833
It would be more… exciting.

1291
01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:37,875
Well, at least we're together.

1292
01:28:37,958 --> 01:28:39,458
Right?

1293
01:28:43,333 --> 01:28:44,375
Hey!

1294
01:28:45,166 --> 01:28:48,000
Aren't you the guy
who invented that cure for--

1295
01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:49,625
Alzheimer's.

1296
01:28:50,166 --> 01:28:51,500
Exactly.

1297
01:28:52,416 --> 01:28:57,166
Did you know that Gemini
and Aquarius are really compatible?

1298
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:01,208
Tell me, honey,
how do you know my sign?

1299
01:29:01,291 --> 01:29:02,500
I have a gift.

1300
01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:06,000
I read people.

1301
01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:13,000
And I sense epic chemistry between us.

1302
01:29:18,166 --> 01:29:19,333
Anastasia…

1303
01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:24,333
…is to be brave.

1304
01:29:30,166 --> 01:29:31,166
I'm Filip.

1305
01:29:33,375 --> 01:29:34,416
Bogdan.

1306
01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:35,958
Bogdan?

1307
01:29:36,041 --> 01:29:38,708
Aren't you the famous rapper, Jordan?

1308
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:41,000
Not anymore.

1309
01:29:41,625 --> 01:29:44,750
I am now focusing on
my relationship with Anastasia.

1310
01:30:05,541 --> 01:30:06,708
Come in…

1311
01:30:15,958 --> 01:30:17,166
What's this?

1312
01:30:18,166 --> 01:30:19,541
Some kind of key.

1313
01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:26,666
Oh, fuck.