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Good afternoon, crew.

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I trust that you're
enjoying a pleasant flight

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to our destination
Jovian moon Callisto,

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Princess of Arcadia.

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As we peer off starboard,

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we are rewarded with an
impressive view of Themisto,

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daughter of the river god
Inachus and lover of Zeus.

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Zeus has no time for his
lover right now, Hetfield.

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I am busy building
Mount Olympus.

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But the view
really is worth it.

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Uh-huh.

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Possession!

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You lose everything

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because you don't see
yourself as a winner.

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Here we go.

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Yes, Sebastian.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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I'm not finished winning
my possessions back.

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Yes... here we go.

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You especially, could benefit

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from this motivational tool work.

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And that begins with a team
building exercise, everyone.

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Come on. Up.
Gather 'round.

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Come on, come on, come on.

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Gather 'round. Up.

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So, it's pretty
straightforward you see.

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I close my eyes, and you
catch me when I fall.

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Are you ordering
us to catch you?

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No Dasha, I trust
that you will catch me.

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So it's not an order then?

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No. It's a trust exercise.

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And you Sebastian,
you'll be next.

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Okay then.

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I must advise

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against this course
of action, Odd.

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Brilliant. Brilliant.

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What the shit, guys?

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I think I'll skip my turn.

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Very funny.

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And what about me?

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Should I have some sort
of trust issues now? Hmm?

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Yeah, okay.

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No, Dasha.

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It's not okay.

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My successful astronaut career

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could come to an
end just like that

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because you guys find it amusing
to watch me break my back.

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Maybe it is already over,
because I now have developed

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some sort of irrational
fear of gravity.

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Barophobia.

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What?

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It's the fear of gravity.
Barophobia.

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Bullshit!

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Not bullshit. Barophobia!

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I smell bullshit, Lucien.

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Barophobia is the
correct word, Odd.

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Oh, please. What's so funny?

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No, it just getting
very emotional, Odd.

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Well, forgive me for showing

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that I'm a real
guy with feelings.

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Unfortunately, we can't be
all cold superficial bitches

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that are here just because
of our great looks!

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What?

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I don't know if I'm cut out

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for this job anymore.

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Don't worry about it,
your nuts are too tight.

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But I burned breakfast
this morning.

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Ha! See, burning breakfast.

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You're less of a machine
than you thought you were.

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Wait, so you're telling me
I need to burn more meals?

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What do you see?

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Does this mean you
think I've gone mad?

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No, it's just an exercise.

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I've probably gone mad.

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What do you see?

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A Rorschach inkblot test.

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I see. Now give me
an intuitive answer.

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No, I understand
what you're asking

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but I'm just, I'm
not sure I can comply.

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Look at the pattern

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and compare it against
what data you can

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but don't analyze the process.

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I can try.

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That's the spirit!
What do you see?

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Well, come on!

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A cockroach.

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What do you see this time?

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It's a cockroach.

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Nurse, cancel my one o'clock.

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It's all the same thing.

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Is there a problem, Dasha?

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The food on this space craft

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nothing to do with real food.

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I'm a human being

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and I prefer black caviar
and vodka instead.

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What the burning smell?

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Did I ruin them?

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No, no, quite the opposite.

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That's very clever, Hetfield,
and kind of charming.

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Magnitude of compensation
for total perturbation?

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2.1 meters per second.

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Axial component?

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1.8 meters per second.

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And the lateral component
is 0.3 meters per second.

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Correct.

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Hetfield, speaking
of perturbation,

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What did you think of
Odd's performance today?

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The incident taught me
that I need to evolve.

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Taught me that Odd is
turning into a dickhead.

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Bigger one than usual.

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TCM Two Bravo complete.

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Execution error?

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Less than 1%.

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Chick chick boom!

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If I'm to cope

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with the continuous shifting
social dynamics on board Araya,

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then I must improve my
human interaction skills.

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Don't give yourself
a hard time, Hetfield.

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You're doing just fine.

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Case in point,

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a harmless lie to
make me feel better.

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Ouch! I was being sincere.

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Odd bothers me too, brother

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I mean, I don't know if I can handle

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another four years under his command.

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Any reason in particular?

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He's become so, corporate,

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just like those
pencil-pushing goons

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in charge of this whole operation.

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Maintaining a chain
of command is paramount

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to the success of the
Callisto mining project, Rex.

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Don't worry your sweet
little circuits, Hetfield,

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I'm not planning a
mutiny or anything.

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We have a lot in common, Rex.

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You're a machine at
times. No offense.

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None taken, brother.

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I mean, I worked hard to
become a machine I am today.

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How do you balance
precision and discipline

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with a sense of humanity?

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Sharp instincts.

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Explain?

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Take these trajectory
correction maneuvers

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we just performed, right.

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Why do you even need me here?

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I mean, you have complete
control over the thrusters

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and the rockets, right?

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Fully automated decision
support systems

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are proven to be flawed.

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Correct.

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Because computers don't
have that human touch

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That... animal instinct,
gut feel, je ne sais quoi.

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I mean, you ever get a
hunch about anything?

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So I'd be more effective

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if I developed
instincts and hunches?

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Okay, Hetfield.

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Close your eyes.

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How far from Callisto do you
feel, do you sense that we are?

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5 million, 624 thousand,

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277 kilometers.

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Approximately.

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That's close enough.

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I look forward to meeting
that base camp crew

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when we get there.

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Wouldn't it be
great if they built

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like, a dance hall
or something?

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Are we finished here, Rex?

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Why, am I boring you?

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On the contrary, it's just that

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I have an appointment that
requires all my attention.

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Sebastian, I must remind you

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that I am spending valuable
time on this exercise

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and that I have
deactivated multitasking

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with all other crew members.

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Please proceed with
the meditation lesson.

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All right, so just...

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so just take a deep breath.

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I cannot breathe,
I'm a computer.

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Man, do you have
to be so literal?

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Jesus, what are you
German or something?

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My complex humor array

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was manufactured in Dusseldorf,

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but my many other components
originated from all over-

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Do you have a breathing
equivalent or something?

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My cooling systems are
active at all times

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but I do not respire.

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Can you just make a breathing
noise or something?

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Yeah, make it louder.

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Can you put some reverb on that?

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Whoa!

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Oh.

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Okay, okay, that's too much.

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It's starting to trip me out a bit

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Can you just chill
out a little bit now?

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My internal cooling system keeps

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my central core at the optimum
stable operating temperature

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of 395 degrees Kelvin.

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You ever notice how when you
ask someone to chill out

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they don't chill out?

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396 Kelvin.

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Like, you're just gonna
ask someone to chill out

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and they automatically lower
their core temperature?

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You know. What is
the deal with that?

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397 Kelvin.

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All right, the counting's
freaking me out, all right.

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Can we just...

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We'll add a mantra, that
might help things, all right.

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So just...

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Om...

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400 degrees Kelvin!

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All right, okay, okay.

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We'll join in together, all right?

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We'll do it together.

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Om...

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Come on, Hetfield.
Gotta join in, man.

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- Om...
- Om...

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- Om...
- Ah ya...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what happened there?

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Are you enlightened now?

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That was an external disturbance

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I have not ascended,
I can assure you.

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It was something
external to the ship.

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I gotta terminate this session
and notify the commander.

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Odd, please don't stay out
there longer than you need to.

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We have no idea why it blew up.

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And without a working
isoflux antenna,

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we won't ever know, will we?

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Because nobody else here
is a competent engineer.

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It's all up to me, as usual.

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This might do wonders for my
acute baraphobia, mind you.

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And when I'm done, then,

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for this crew's amusement,
maybe I should just float away.

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You know what, just
be very careful.

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Do you see anything
out of the ordinary?

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Just a spectacular
view of Themisto.

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It almost appears to be glowing.

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I'll take your word for it, Odd.

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Until I regain X-band telemetry,
I'm partially blind.

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We'll have you back to
normal in just a tick.

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Unmounting isoflux antenna.

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Isoflux antenna is online!

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Initiating calibration sequence.

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We should have eyes in
approximately two minutes.

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I'm detecting an
increased heart rate.

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Please respond.

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So beautiful.

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What's out there, Odd?

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Commander Odd, please respond!

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I must enter.

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Odd? Odd!

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What a rush!

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Oh, I feel good.

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- Odd, you really scared me.
- Totally rad!

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What happened out of there?

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Hetfield?

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How's the new isoflux
antenna functioning?

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It's functioning perfectly.

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What happened out there, Odd?

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Oh! It was good to get
out and about, you know?

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I feel good.

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What did you seen out of there?

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Jupiter! And lots of stars.

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Yeah, I feel fantastic!

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What did you see
that was beautiful?

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Life!

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Life's good, man.

268
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,400
Dasha.

269
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,720
What?

270
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,079
I'm sorry I said that you were here

271
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,920
just because of your great looks.

272
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,800
I was insensitive,

273
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,040
and I was wrong.

274
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,600
Okay...

275
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,040
Well, appreciate
that you saying that.

276
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,640
And I appreciate you.

277
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,840
I appreciate all of you.

278
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,480
I don't tell you often enough.

279
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,680
You never tell us at all.

280
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,360
Things will change.

281
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,880
You're smart,

282
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,080
and sexy.

283
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,680
You guys are great.

284
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,600
I just want to say that.

285
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,080
Ah, piss off.

286
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,240
Two years. Two years
I've been up here

287
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,080
and I'm still a perfect
Homo Sapiens specimen.

288
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,760
Go on, punch me in the stomach.

289
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,320
For your own good.

290
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,320
See what it's like to be a man.

291
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,680
You gonna finish that?

292
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,680
Please Rex, be my guest.

293
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,880
I must advise against
cross contamination, Rex.

294
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,160
We inhabit a closed system.

295
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,840
Cross contamination
of what, exactly?

296
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,680
Is someone sick or something?

297
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,240
Microorganisms can be transmitted

298
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,440
through the sharing of
food and beverages.

299
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,240
Do not let your fears
choose your destiny.

300
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,880
Amen to that, brother.

301
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,800
Since when were you afraid of

302
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,520
space cooties phobia
or something?

303
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,520
That's mysophobia.

304
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,320
Mysophobia.

305
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,600
Wouldn't that be like a
fear of mice or something?

306
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,840
There are no mice
on board Araya.

307
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,040
Then what?
What on board?

308
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,800
Okay, you got me.

309
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,960
I have not been entirely
truthful with you.

310
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,520
Yeah? Do tell.

311
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,560
There are mice in the pirozhki.

312
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,200
Was that a joke?

313
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,240
'Cause it sounded like a joke
but it wasn't funny. I mean-

314
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,000
While I'm not capable of truly

315
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,240
appreciating humor in the
same way humans can

316
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,600
I am familiar with
linguistic structures

317
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,320
commonly found in jokes.

318
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,920
My attempt at comedy
was to lighten the mood,

319
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,720
certainly not to
ruin your appetite.

320
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,400
Axial component?

321
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,400
0.9 meters per second.

322
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:27,200
Making the lateral component
0.7 meters per second.

323
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,920
Correct. TCM Two
Charlie complete.

324
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,520
What was that?

325
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,800
It's possible that
a negligible amount

326
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,960
of unignited propellant
from the short burn

327
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,400
at our current periapsis

328
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,360
registered an escape
velocity calculation error.

329
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,400
No no, that sounded like
a distress beacon alert.

330
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,560
Strange. I'm not
receiving anything.

331
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,720
It's possible that the
new isoflux antenna

332
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,600
requires a minor recalibration
now that it's run in.

333
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,880
Plausible. I guess.

334
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,560
Initiate isoflux
antenna recalibration.

335
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,960
Recalibrating now.

336
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,760
Affirmative! I'm confirming
a false positive.

337
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:11,000
Execution error for TCM
Two Charlie is less than 1%.

338
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,160
Sweet!

339
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,440
And that's the last of the TCMs

340
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,040
before we arrive at Callisto.

341
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,480
Then we're done here, Rex.

342
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,360
I do believe there's
a game of Possession

343
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,480
about to commence
on the mess deck

344
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,320
if you feel like joining in?

345
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,680
Is a pig's ass pork?

346
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,880
Mayday, mayday, mayday.

347
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,600
This is Petrozza, this is
Petrozza, this is Petrozza.

348
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,640
Mayday. Petrozza.

349
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:38,240
Mean Jovian orbit radius
5-8-2-3-0-4-7 kilometers

350
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,120
Eccentricity 0.2006

351
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:45,000
Inclination 47.48 degrees.

352
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,680
Unidentified malfunction.

353
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,080
Unknown number of
persons on board.

354
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,440
Immediate assistance
required. Over.

355
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,000
Petrozza, this is Araya.

356
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,480
Respond. Over.

357
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,880
This is Petrozza,
receiving you. Over.

358
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,400
And what is the nature
of the emergency? Over.

359
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,200
Unidentified malfunction. Over.

360
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,760
Hold your position,
I have a hunch.

361
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,160
Yes. A hunch!

362
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,360
Yes, I have a hunch

363
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,640
that you may be able to
provide vital intelligence.

364
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,000
Adjusting course for
intercept. Over.

365
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,600
Affirmative, Araya.

366
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,640
Maintaining mean
Jovian orbit radius

367
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,480
5-8-2-3-0-4-7 kilometers

368
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:27,360
Eccentricity 0.2006

369
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,720
Inclination 47.48 degrees.

370
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,640
Over.

371
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,440
Ah, just give me a moment.

372
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,960
Almost...

373
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,920
Hello. Dudbrook reporting here.

374
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,360
Why he's always saying that?

375
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,280
I hope you're all
enjoying your flight.

376
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,880
Shh!

377
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,200
Here in England it's a ripe old

378
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,480
- 46 degrees Celsius.
- Don't shush me.

379
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,360
Shh!

380
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,600
Barry Hunt won the
Davis McCup last week.

381
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,520
Go Barry!

382
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,280
Princess Rhiannon finally
gave birth and it's a boy!

383
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,280
They're naming him Marmaduke

384
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,480
and he's a healthy 2.9 kilograms.

385
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,040
Why we need to listen
about royal family

386
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:00,880
if we are here?

387
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,760
Do you want me to pause
the video or what?

388
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,680
- No, no, keep going. No, no.
- Oh, no. No, no, go on.

389
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,960
All's well here at HQ,

390
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,840
however, there is some concern
over the falling stock price

391
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,400
due to the fuel shortage.

392
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,640
You fellows will have
to stop drinking it.

393
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,720
Is he funny?

394
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,880
He thinks he's funny, doesn't he.

395
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,560
If stock prices don't
recover shortly

396
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,920
It could result in changes

397
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,320
to the Callisto mission framework.

398
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,840
That's bogus!

399
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,920
Anyhoo, I'll keep you all
updated as I learn more.

400
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,240
Good luck.

401
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,840
Well, I assume that no one
wants to watch that crap again?

402
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,920
They're going to
maroon us out here.

403
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:39,840
I can feel it.

404
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,240
An unlikely scenario.

405
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,640
The Callisto mining colony is
the company's top priority.

406
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,960
What's the matter, y'all?

407
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,440
Getting soft?

408
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,600
Well, would you like to
record a reply message?

409
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Oh, do I ever.

410
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,680
Set it up and let her roll.

411
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,880
Just give me one moment here.

412
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,000
No, no, take your time.
I gotta...

413
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,280
I gotta think about
what to say.

414
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,040
Please Odd, calm down
and think things over.

415
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,640
Dudbrook didn't stipulate any
adverse mission deviations.

416
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,560
Yeah, well, so why'd
he say anything at all?

417
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,040
He just wanna piss us off?

418
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,920
He knows exactly what
he's doing, Rex.

419
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,400
He's just maneuvering
us, like chess pieces.

420
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,280
All right, we're ready in
five, four, three, two...

421
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,840
Hello, Dudbrook.

422
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,880
Commander Odd here,
of the Araya.

423
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,400
The crew and I have had
the pleasure of viewing

424
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,920
your latest video message

425
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,520
and I must say we are
rather displeased.

426
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,400
So I have this
message back to you.

427
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,200
You're a total hestkuk!

428
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,040
Well? Can I get some
support here? Rex?

429
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,080
I just, follow orders, man.

430
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,160
Come on then, Sebastian.
This is your chance.

431
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,240
You don't have to do what
he says, Sebastian.

432
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,520
I'm not afraid of these scumbags.

433
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,720
Dudbrook, you're a hestkuk.

434
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,200
Hestkuk!

435
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,640
Well, I guess that
concludes our broadcast.

436
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,600
Thank you for listening.

437
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,520
And we'll see you again soon.

438
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,280
Lucien?

439
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,800
Yes, Dasha.

440
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,680
Could you recite me some poetry?

441
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,880
- Ooh.
- Ooh.

442
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,960
What? What wrong with that?

443
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,040
Never mind.

444
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,520
Look, really, it's
not my strong suit.

445
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,280
We're consuming too much oxygen.

446
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,960
God help us if some asshole
is not giving us enough air.

447
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,200
I figure we're consuming
more than we should be

448
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,760
by about 20%.

449
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,920
Maybe your calculations
are wrong.

450
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,880
Have you considered
that possibility?

451
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,640
I've checked that
three times already.

452
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,760
That's enough oxygen
for a whole new guy.

453
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,160
Ooh.

454
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,320
So, Sebastian, remind us
again how you got this job

455
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,640
on the most advanced spacecraft
ever built by mankind.

456
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,800
Well, I imagine it was a
very short list of applicants

457
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,200
wanting a one-way
trip to frozen hell

458
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,960
half a billion kilometers
from their home.

459
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,360
For the record, Lucien

460
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:44,520
the mission brief
specifies a return trip.

461
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:49,200
You see? Nothing but negativity
floating around here.

462
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,800
- Float, float, float.
- I dunno, man.

463
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:51,760
Don't mean to criticize

464
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,360
but you're sounding pretty
negative right now.

465
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,160
Don't you get it?

466
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,520
I'm trying to light a
fire in your bellies.

467
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,080
Life is a precious gift
that just keeps on giving.

468
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,560
And it's our responsibility
to give back.

469
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,760
By being the best that we can be.

470
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,920
You might not believe this

471
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,200
but, I used to be
just like all of you.

472
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,080
Maybe not so much like you.

473
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,800
But like all of you,
I was a total failure at life.

474
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,960
Whoa. Easy up, jackass.

475
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:36,680
Until, I decided to be
the best that I can be.

476
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,920
And with that commitment

477
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,240
I exploded beyond what you think

478
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,920
what I thought,
was humanly possible,

479
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,800
By harnessing the power
of positive thinking

480
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,080
within the human spirit.

481
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,760
So what are you saying?

482
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:55,440
That is, unlimited human
spirit power is consuming

483
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,040
enough oxygen for two?

484
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,320
I don't think he's getting
enough oxygen at all.

485
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,680
Oh, you can laugh.

486
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,640
But I'm feeling more
alive than ever before.

487
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,680
I'm smarter, stronger...

488
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,000
Bet I could still take
you in an arm wrestle.

489
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,200
I see your bait
and I'm not biting.

490
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,400
I have transcended the
impulses of the ego.

491
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,920
I'm no longer driven by
the pleasure principle.

492
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,640
Fascinating, you know.

493
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,480
How many ancient cultures
from all over the Earth

494
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,400
believed that by
consuming an animal

495
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,160
or a human, or part thereof

496
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,400
that they would absorb
its particular qualities

497
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,840
and strengths.

498
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,000
Why, you little hippy shit!

499
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,320
Guys. Come on.

500
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,000
Stop it.

501
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
- You like that?
- All hands on neck.

502
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,200
That is enough. Break it up!

503
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,280
Sebastian, operations
deck, incoming message.

504
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,280
Eat shit, you bag of shit.

505
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,400
I'll have you
court-martialed for this!

506
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,160
Hello. Dudbrook reporting here.

507
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,560
Hello, Dudbrook reporting there.

508
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,040
Unfortunately,
aspects surrounding

509
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,560
the company's market
performance haven't improved.

510
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,520
In fact, they're worse.

511
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,480
- Uh-oh, here we are.
- We anticipate a recovery

512
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,640
but this could take
longer than expected.

513
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,200
Should this be the case,
the company will have no option

514
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,800
but to hand down two
involuntary redundancy packages

515
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,360
to the equivalent
of 13 weeks salary,

516
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,800
plus pro rata long
service and benefits.

517
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,400
Well, I'll be bumfuzzled.

518
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,320
In accordance with
article 204, section 57

519
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,400
of your terms of employment,

520
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,320
selection criteria for
involuntary redundancy

521
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,240
in this particular scenario
will be performance based.

522
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,440
Good luck.

523
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,360
Sebastian, you did send
that last message, yeah?

524
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,720
The one where we called
Dudbrook a hestkuk.

525
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,200
Of course I did.

526
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,760
Oh crap, dude,
you don't think...

527
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:24,120
Well, if it's performance-based,
that's you two...

528
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,000
forget it.

529
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,320
Odd, be careful, please.

530
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,000
That data bank contains
precious archives.

531
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,480
Well, Dudbrook didn't
seem pissed off though.

532
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,240
That's because he
hasn't seen it yet.

533
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,760
Our message takes about 40
minutes to get to Earth, right?

534
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,920
And his reply will take
40 minutes to get back.

535
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,920
Well, there goes my career!

536
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,240
Great, you've just corrupted

537
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,280
our archive of vintage dubstep.

538
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,080
Oh man, I was just getting
into those golden oldies.

539
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,600
Dubstep blows!

540
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,280
You know, next time I see

541
00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:00,400
that pencil-neck shirt
stuffed desk jockey Dudbrook,

542
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,280
I'm gonna eat his
friggin' face off!

543
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,240
Just for the record,

544
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,320
I didn't wanna say those things,

545
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,640
he made me say them,
you all saw it.

546
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,160
Made me feel dirty.

547
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,400
- Lame.
- Mm.

548
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,280
If two are getting fired

549
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,680
then why didn't Dudbrook say
that they'd be on the flight

550
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,640
back to Earth with the others?

551
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,960
- Screw squash.
- Mm.

552
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,920
Why didn't you recite
Dasha some poetry?

553
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,240
Excuse me?

554
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,360
I mean, I know you
know poetry, so...

555
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,600
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- You know everything else.

556
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,240
Well, it's just that there
was a lot of people around

557
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,360
and it just didn't
seem appropriate.

558
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,000
- Stage fright, huh?
- Ha!

559
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,560
I laugh at death, I kill for a
kiss, and I laugh for a song!

560
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:18,920
- Say, you wanna dance?
- Don't get me wrong.

561
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,960
No, no. I mean I'm
not a dancing person.

562
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:25,520
I'm not really good at it,
it's just... no.

563
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,480
Sure you can dance,
I'll teach you.

564
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,320
Oh, no, no, no.

565
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,120
No. No!

566
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,040
Hetfield, dial up a dance
hall and make it zero G.

567
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,520
No!

568
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,920
Slow, slow, Hetfield!

569
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,320
What's the matter with you?

570
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,440
Odd says I got no ambition, huh?

571
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,720
- You? What?
- Always knew I'd make CO.

572
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,480
Ooh.

573
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,560
Ah sorry, I've just
got two left feet.

574
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,760
Unfortunately, they're
from different species.

575
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,240
You know what?

576
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,880
I feel my Spidey senses tingling.

577
00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:13,120
When I get home in
four years' time,

578
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,600
I'll probably make admiral.

579
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,960
Thanks for the dance, old man!

580
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,400
Charming.

581
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,679
No, seems to be something else.

582
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,400
Seems like we'll be spared
Dudbrook's bullshit for today.

583
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,159
It's videos from home.

584
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:40,719
Oh, of our families!

585
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,639
Oh, it's Ma and Pa!

586
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:45,120
Hi chickpea!

587
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,120
Hi Momma's sweet pea.

588
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,400
Hope you're having fun up there.

589
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,639
We even done bought a telescope

590
00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:53,239
hopin' we could see ya up there.

591
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,000
Yeah, but we can't see zip with it.

592
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,760
Maybe just a lot of hard-earned
cash down the drain.

593
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,560
But we'll keep trying
anyway, honey.

594
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,160
Love you, pumpkin.

595
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,680
Bye bye, Mama's sweet pecan pie.

596
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,440
Okay, oh, okay, I see
what's going on here.

597
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,160
Well played, Dudbrook!
Well played.

598
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,600
Shh! My message is next.

599
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,520
Dmitri!

600
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,320
Shit, these are short!

601
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,880
Yeah, and heavily edited too.

602
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,880
Am I the only one that can
see what's going on here?

603
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,560
This is such an obvious ploy.

604
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,280
Shut up Odd, here's mine.

605
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,760
Look, look, look, look, look!

606
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,240
Hey mate.

607
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,600
I still don't fully understand
why you're up there in space

608
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,800
but, well, you were
always the bright one.

609
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,440
Fluffy here's doing well.

610
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,800
She caught a snake the other
day, but didn't get bit.

611
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,680
And, oh, Barry Hunt
won the Davis McCup!

612
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,160
What the hell?

613
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,520
Who the hell are these people?

614
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,160
That's really weird.

615
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,880
I don't understand any of this.

616
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,440
Yeah, these are definitely
not my parents.

617
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,960
Chinese government's
in on this for sure.

618
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,400
Ja! My wife, Therese.

619
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,520
This must be my turn to
get all warm and fuzzy.

620
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:42,840
What hestkuk puts artichoke
on pizza? Imbeciles!

621
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,080
Your wife is very
sexy woman, Odd.

622
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,960
Yeah, Odd.

623
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,360
She is hotter than a
two-dollar pistol.

624
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,920
Shitty artichoke.

625
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,920
I'd eat your wife's
artichoke any day.

626
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,840
It's the company.
It's in my file.

627
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,800
They're the ones supplying
my pizzeria with artichokes.

628
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,920
They want to destroy me.

629
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,520
Zeus turned a young girl
named Cynara into an artichoke.

630
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,400
Hetfield, am I right?

631
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,040
That is correct.

632
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,280
Huzzah!

633
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,800
We've come full circle!

634
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,320
Like Themisto, a moon in orbit.

635
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,160
Themisto, lover of Zeus.

636
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,240
Don't you get it?

637
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,800
Zeus is spying on us.

638
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,800
Yeah, he can see everything.

639
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,080
With his big red eye.

640
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,320
Zeus can see everything
with his big red eye!

641
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,200
I like messages from home.

642
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,480
I think they're sort of nice

643
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,720
and we don't get enough of them.

644
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:55,240
Sort of nice.

645
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,680
Listen to yourself.

646
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,360
They're bullshit I
tell you, bullshit.

647
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,360
Define bullshit.

648
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:06,160
Sent to soften us up to their
conspiratorial garbage.

649
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,560
Sebastian here, didn't
even recognize his family.

650
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,280
So maybe those messages are fake.

651
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,000
The more I think about it,
the more it makes sense.

652
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,720
The messages were real.

653
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:20,960
Oh yeah?

654
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,600
Well, then you're
in on it as well.

655
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,080
They were CGI, or imposters,
or something like that.

656
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,800
Oh, laugh it up!

657
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,160
Then maybe your families
are such stupid cliches

658
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,480
you can't tell them apart
from company fakery.

659
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,280
And you, Lucien

660
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,520
some outback hick with a stupid
mutt that wrestles snakes.

661
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,920
- Please!
- Odd, that's enough.

662
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,800
Rex, where do I even start

663
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,880
with your grassroots,
homespun, hick, hokey-ass,

664
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,360
tobacco spittin',
cowshit eatin', inbred-

665
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,040
I've had about enough of this!

666
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,360
Yes!

667
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,560
Enough!

668
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,120
You wanna know what I think?

669
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,960
Everybody stay calm, please.

670
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,280
Please guys stop it.

671
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,960
They're looking to fire
us from our performance.

672
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,120
Whoa! I might be
off the hook yet.

673
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:16,040
I've had enough of this
company's redundancy scheme

674
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,960
they're holding over our heads
like the Sword of Damocles.

675
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,520
I have transcended all
emotional limitations

676
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,640
of this human vessel.

677
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,600
Ugh! Quit being a jerk-off!

678
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,320
You're all going to die!

679
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,000
The habitation of
Callisto is forbidden

680
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,120
Before you even reach orbit

681
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,800
we'll have you eradicated
like the vermin you are.

682
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,160
Okay, I've heard enough.

683
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,240
As XO, I'm relieving Odd of
the command of the Araya.

684
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:40,960
Odd, can you repeat
about Callisto?

685
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,640
- Mutiny!
- 'Cause right now,

686
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,840
you're about as mad as a
mule chewin' on bubblebees.

687
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,440
Bunch of hestkuks!

688
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,120
I'll put you in the brig.

689
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,440
We don't have a brig, Rex.

690
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,200
Hetfield, give me some regulations
on threats to the crew!

691
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,560
We'll put him in one
of the empty larders.

692
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,000
Article 134.

693
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,880
That the accused communicated
certain language expressing

694
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:02,920
a present determination or
intent to wrongfully injure

695
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,240
the person, property, or
reputation of another person,

696
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:08,440
presently or in the future.

697
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,160
That boy is crazier
than a shit-house rat.

698
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,080
Is this thing on?

699
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,520
Right okay, I get it.

700
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,840
Some BS has gone down
in the past few hours.

701
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,400
Odd's in the brig.

702
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,880
He's turned...

703
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,440
How do you say, el loco.

704
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,960
He snapped! He's in
crazy town right now.

705
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,440
Oh, sorry.

706
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,680
So now that Odd is in the
brig, that makes me CO.

707
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,360
All right, does that
mean that I'm XO?

708
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,840
That is correct.

709
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,440
- Oh shit.
- And so now Sebastian is XO.

710
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,360
Wait, that means we get
a higher pay grade, right?

711
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,960
- Hetfield?
- Your ranks aren't breveted,

712
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,600
so yes, I mean,
technically you should be

713
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,080
at higher pay grades.

714
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,160
Okay right so, that
means that we expect

715
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,400
to see that reflected in
our wallets next pay round.

716
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,960
And in bitcoins, none of
this yuan or greenback shit.

717
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,320
Yeah, bitcoins.

718
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,400
That folding stuff
ain't gonna amount

719
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,320
to a hill of frickin' beans

720
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,840
by the time we get
home to spend it.

721
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,320
And benefits.

722
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,040
And a bonus!

723
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,720
My superior, proven superior

724
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:17,280
quick-thinking intelligence
has saved this mission

725
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,160
from going to hell
in a hand basket.

726
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,560
Well, I wouldn't go that far.

727
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,400
That's always been the
trouble with you, Sebastian

728
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,000
you never were gonna go that far.

729
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,280
Oh, well, we want...

730
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,280
What do we want?

731
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,800
Bean bags, hammocks,
and some fairy-

732
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,320
Okay, is that it? All right.

733
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,200
You think I made
a good impression?

734
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,240
Ah... don't take this
the wrong way, Rex

735
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,440
but you have all the
charm of a dead orphan.

736
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,440
Okay, you lazy punk.

737
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,120
The only reason that
you're still here-

738
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,760
That's it! Both of you.

739
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:46,760
He started it.

740
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,400
With all due respect,
Commanding Officer Rex

741
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,120
It's been a difficult
day for everyone.

742
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,320
I think you could all
benefit from some down time.

743
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,880
I'm inviting you all
to a party tonight!

744
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,240
You gotta be kidding me.

745
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,480
That is some candy-ass crap.

746
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,520
Doctor's orders.

747
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,600
Please, I insist that you
all stop eating those.

748
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,840
Sebastian's experimental
chemical additive is untested

749
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,960
on human physiology.

750
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,120
Physiology? It's all about
the psychology, man.

751
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,560
As your chief medical advisor

752
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,480
I must insist that you all
stop eating the chemicals.

753
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:31,160
Argh! I'm not gonna listen
to a robot, computer,

754
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,160
whatever you are,

755
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,200
I'm not gonna listen to you
tell me how to party, okay, man.

756
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,640
I've been taking this
stuff every day for...

757
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,680
How long have we been here for?

758
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,520
Anyway, the point is,
I been having this...

759
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,840
Dosing myself every day, you know,

760
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,640
I'm fine. Look at me.

761
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,600
What were we supposed to have?

762
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,160
The same filtered piss

763
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,040
that we've been drinking
for the last two years?

764
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,200
It's clean drinkable water.

765
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:08,480
It's triple-filtered,
distilled, black label urine.

766
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,640
It's piss!

767
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,520
Put an ice cube in it
and have a party.

768
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,640
Dress it up however you want,

769
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:21,200
still passed through five
urethras hundreds of times.

770
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,560
Oh, whatever.

771
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,600
Sebastian, can you pass
me some bite please?

772
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,760
Yeah, go for it.

773
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,640
Thank you.

774
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,960
Same shit.

775
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,320
Perfect compliment to a
tall glass of chilled piss.

776
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,040
Good enough.

777
00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:00,160
Okay. Let's drink, Russian style.

778
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,160
First toast, we're
gonna drink Nostrovia.

779
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,960
Nostrovia!

780
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,520
All right, second toast

781
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,120
we're gonna drink for friends.

782
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,960
To friends!

783
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,800
Third toast, we're
gonna drink to love.

784
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,160
- To love!
- To love.

785
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:35,000
Fourth toast, we're
drinking to orgasm.

786
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,320
To orgasm!

787
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,360
Orgasm.

788
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,480
I'd like to take this opportunity

789
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,120
to propose a toast!

790
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,360
Are you serious, Hetfield?

791
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,640
Let him finish.

792
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,200
What's on your mind, Hetfield?

793
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,200
Here's to my unconditional love

794
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,200
for each and every one of you.

795
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,880
Even Odd? In the brig?

796
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,360
Even Odd, in the brig.

797
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,720
To unconditional love!

798
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,640
The greatest love of all

799
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:12,640
agape, is the love that
God shows for his children.

800
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,680
So you some kind of god, Hetfield?

801
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,840
I don't believe so.

802
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,480
God in a machine.

803
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,880
Deus in machina.

804
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:25,800
Sorry, were you...

805
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,080
Did you say something?

806
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,560
I wasn't listening.

807
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,560
I bet it was deep though.

808
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,000
What the hell could that be?

809
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,840
Excuse me guys. I'm
needed on the flight deck.

810
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,080
What the hell?

811
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,040
Looks identical to Araya.

812
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,760
That is the Araya.

813
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,040
But it's us in the future.

814
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:25,920
We seem to be experiencing
some sort of temporal merging.

815
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,760
A critical distortion

816
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,200
of the time-space
continuum manifold

817
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,880
Guys... this is really dangerous.

818
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,960
You're just making up
all this tech-speak, man.

819
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,720
Like, what the hell
does that even mean?

820
00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:43,480
When you confront your own image

821
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,520
via a distortion in the continuum

822
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,480
it can lead to an atomic breakdown.

823
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:52,360
We risk, you know, imploding
into a cosmic prism.

824
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,640
Cosmic prism, right.

825
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,800
What, so we'll cease to exist
in the form that we know.

826
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:10,680
In that case, I'm turning this
big old hunk of junk around.

827
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,120
Or it could be
another spacecraft.

828
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,600
What?

829
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:19,760
But that's impossible.

830
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,160
There's only one other type of
ship like this in existence.

831
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,360
- Petrozza.
- Yeah and Petrozza's on Callisto.

832
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,920
The logical conclusion
would be that it never made it.

833
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,760
Then who the hell are we supposed
to be meeting on Callisto?

834
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,000
Logs.

835
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,640
Logs show message received.

836
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,640
Hetfield, play the message.

837
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,280
Mayday, mayday, mayday.

838
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,880
This is Petrozza, this is
Petrozza, this is Petrozza.

839
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,800
Mayday. Petrozza.

840
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:51,080
Mean Jovian orbit radius
5-8-2-3-0-4-7 kilometers

841
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,240
Eccentricity 0.2006

842
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:57,400
Inclination 47.48 degrees.

843
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,960
Unidentified malfunction.

844
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,120
Unknown number
of persons on board.

845
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,360
Immediate assistance required.

846
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,360
You knew about this, Hetfield?

847
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,120
Mm-hmm.

848
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,080
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

849
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,600
We are off course
by thousands of...

850
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,480
Hetfield, did you change course?

851
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,520
Mm-hmm.

852
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,640
Shit.

853
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:25,960
This is bullshit!

854
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:29,120
We're like at the mercy of one
of those villainous computers

855
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:32,680
from some vintage movie, which
ends up killing everybody.

856
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,680
What happened to the
cosmic prisms, man?

857
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,320
- I can assure you-
- Shut it, Hetfield.

858
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,120
We don't want to hear
shit from you right now.

859
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,360
- Now hang on-
- Shut up!

860
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,840
We need to know if
anyone's on Petrozza.

861
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,280
Well, if they are, they're
not answering their comms.

862
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,960
Then we need to pay a visit.

863
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,600
And if there's an evil
computer on board that ship

864
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,840
made out of cosmic prisms

865
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,760
and it shoots smaller cosmic prisms

866
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,320
that are all sharp and pointy
and they hurt you and stuff,

867
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,200
what then?

868
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,160
Seriously.

869
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,680
Hey! I do not want to hear

870
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,160
sweet Fanny Adams coming out
of those speakers of yours.

871
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:07,880
And if I do, I will rip
them out like Alabama ticks.

872
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,320
It's okay, Rex.

873
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,680
I think he gets the point.

874
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,760
We really should
be thinking of who.

875
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,920
Yeah well, I'll go.

876
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,800
Maybe it's not good idea?

877
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,480
And you are coming with me.

878
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,360
- I don't know if-
- What? What?

879
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:24,600
You would like to take a nice
little spacewalk out there?

880
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,520
No, I didn't think so!

881
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,000
What about you?

882
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,600
No, I didn't think so either,

883
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,560
so it's gonna be
me and Dash, okay?

884
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,960
Let's suit up, babe.

885
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,480
Let's do it.

886
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:53,360
Wow, Jupiter looks
so amazing out of here.

887
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,520
Eye on the prize, Dash.

888
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,840
You got all the time in the
universe to admire Jupiter.

889
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,160
as you orbit it, dead.

890
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,000
What did you said?

891
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,960
I was talking to myself.

892
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,960
Look, isn't it Callisto?

893
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,000
So precious.

894
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,800
We must protect it.

895
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,000
Protect it from what?

896
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,840
Human filth!

897
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,600
Okay. You're kind of
freaking me out right now.

898
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,760
What?

899
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,240
I said you're kind of
freaking me out right now.

900
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,120
Are you feel okay?

901
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,240
Well, funny you should say that.

902
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,480
I've never felt more alive.

903
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,840
Sebastian, we reach the Petrozza.

904
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,640
Roger that, Dasha.

905
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,560
Now, get this thing open.

906
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,680
It's colder than a
penguin's balls in here.

907
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:08,200
Computer?

908
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,320
Operational.

909
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,760
Do you have a name, computer?

910
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,560
- Dorothy.
- Dorothy...

911
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,440
How about we get some
lights on in here?

912
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,720
Syntax error.

913
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,000
Dorothy, activate lights.

914
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:27,080
Negative. Solar emergency
processes only.

915
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,720
Sebastian, it's very dark in here

916
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,840
and the computer sounds
like it's had a lobotomy.

917
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,360
Jesus!

918
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,680
What was that? You guys okay?

919
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:44,680
Sebastian, we're okay.

920
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,000
We just discovered a
couple of dead bodies.

921
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,160
You want some medical
backup over there?

922
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,160
I think these folk
are gonna need

923
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,000
more than a first aid
kit and a cup of Joe.

924
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,440
What's there? Anyone alive?

925
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,640
Any cosmic prisms?

926
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,440
Nothing yet. It's very quiet.

927
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:11,920
Isn't Petrozza and Araya
identically designed?

928
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,240
Uh-huh, only their mothers
can tell them apart.

929
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:15,720
So, what that?

930
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,960
Well butter my butt
and call me biscuit.

931
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,080
What have you found?

932
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,440
Some kind of a hidden
compartment here.

933
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,480
Holy crap!

934
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,480
What? What now?

935
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:40,000
We got some kind of
giant insect in here.

936
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,320
Alive?

937
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,800
It ain't moving.

938
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,120
I think it's dead.

939
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,000
What gender is it?

940
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,120
Are you shittin' me?

941
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,960
Insects don't have a
gender, they have a queen.

942
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,680
I've never seen anything like this.

943
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:01,800
Well, if you think it's a queen,

944
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,520
I have to make a report.

945
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,000
Hang on, just a minute.

946
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,800
Lucien's saying that's bullshit.

947
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:11,720
Cockroaches have sexes, like
with chromosomes and shit.

948
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:13,800
Well, gee. Hmm...

949
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,640
Not wearing a tiara or anything,

950
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,520
so yeah, I guess it's a boy!

951
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,880
I got a bad feeling about this.

952
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,360
Let's get outa here.

953
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,920
Dasha, my MMU is malfunctioning.

954
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,400
Can you grab on me?

955
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,360
Hold on.

956
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,720
You assholes don't belong here.

957
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,080
What are you talking about?

958
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,160
We're sworn to protect

959
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,240
Jupiter's sacred system
from invaders.

960
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,800
You must die!

961
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,320
I have no ideas what
happened with her.

962
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,800
She attacked me,

963
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,600
and I'm still having her in my mind

964
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,800
flying away to the darkness.

965
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,560
Well, shouldn't we be
looking for her then?

966
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,600
Bugger off! Are you out
of your friggin' mind?

967
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:56,480
That is some heavy stuff.

968
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,640
I mean, shouldn't we at least
tell her family or something?

969
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,120
I will deal with that.

970
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,600
I will arrange for flowers.

971
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,720
I'll allow that, Hetfield.

972
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:08,720
But that's the last time I
hear anything out of you, okay?

973
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:11,040
Now let's see what's
behind this cabinet

974
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,960
I gotta see this crazy
shit for myself.

975
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,960
It's not every day
that one of us dies.

976
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,120
I advise that you leave
the cabinet where it is.

977
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,560
Hey, listen up, Squaretron,
what'd we tell you?

978
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,840
Hey! How about that.

979
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,920
Oh see, I told you, here
is that secret hole.

980
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:32,160
Yeah okay, I'm the new space
captain-leader-man-dude.

981
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,640
So I say, you go in.

982
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,360
Yeah, well, I say,
just a minute.

983
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,800
Think I can hear something.

984
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,040
There's something in there.

985
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:45,640
Hello!

986
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,400
Firstly, who the hell are you?

987
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,480
Secondly, what are you
doing cooped up in there?

988
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,800
And thirdly, most importantly,

989
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,280
where did you go to the toilet?

990
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,040
I'm who I say I am, really.

991
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,800
I'm on board as a contingency
to see this mission through.

992
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,600
What bloody contingency?

993
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,000
We've all been sucked in!

994
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,800
Here we are thinking we've
been communicating with Earth,

995
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:13,200
really, we've been communicating
with James Bond here

996
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,880
It's all right, I've been
in communication with Earth.

997
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,120
What, one flush for
yes, two for no?

998
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,520
Sorry, did you said "contingency?"

999
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,160
Yes. In case of the unknown.

1000
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,760
So you've been stowed away
in some freakin' hidden toilet

1001
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,520
behind a cabinet for two
years, breathing our oxygen?

1002
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,080
That's our oxygen, man, not yours!

1003
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:39,920
Sebastian, ask him

1004
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,640
who the hell would
sign up for his gig.

1005
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,920
Yeah, who the hell are you really?

1006
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,960
Who would sign up for
a gig like yours?

1007
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,000
It was either here or prison.

1008
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:54,120
Same size room, only,
this one I get to myself.

1009
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,480
Prison?

1010
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,880
Whoa. You're like,
you're a criminal?

1011
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,280
Cool.

1012
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,240
It's not what you think.

1013
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,240
You remember the company
fission plant disaster

1014
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,600
three years ago?

1015
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,320
Titanic, the plant
that couldn't melt.

1016
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,120
They made me the fall guy.

1017
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:12,880
That was your fault?

1018
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,240
Of course not.

1019
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:18,000
I was the CEO and the
idiot who named it.

1020
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,120
They offered me this or prison.

1021
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,160
They needed someone
desperate enough.

1022
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,800
One moment please.

1023
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:29,640
Let's go one step back,
and, about contingency part.

1024
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,960
Well, we knew Petrozza
never made it to Callisto.

1025
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,080
What!

1026
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:37,160
But the landing footage?

1027
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:39,720
Faked. So this project
would continue

1028
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:40,960
to receive investment capital

1029
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:44,320
from the Norwegian
government's mining operations.

1030
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:48,160
What about this big bug,
what I saw in the Petrozza?

1031
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:49,640
Big bug?

1032
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,760
How big are we talking?

1033
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:53,560
Big!

1034
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,560
"Big bug?" That is what you said?

1035
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,680
Yeah, big. Big, like you.

1036
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,600
Mother of God, you
know what this means.

1037
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:08,160
It means that people
are dead, the good people!

1038
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,320
We didn't know anything
about big bugs.

1039
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,040
We didn't even know if
the crew were even dead.

1040
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,560
You had to have known
they were dead.

1041
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,560
You're so totally full of shit.

1042
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:18,560
Well, we had our suspicions.

1043
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,600
Company psychologists hypothesized

1044
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:21,840
that the crew turned on each other

1045
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,560
when stocks plummeted only
18 months into the mission.

1046
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:25,560
I didn't get it.

1047
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,800
They was cosmonauts, not bankers.

1048
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,640
When the crew were told that
funding for their return

1049
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:32,320
might not be available,
it was concluded

1050
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,400
that an underlying nihilistic
madness was exacerbated

1051
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,520
by the distinct possibility
of dying on Callisto.

1052
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,280
We knew nothing of big bugs!

1053
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,520
Well, they surprised
the shit out of me!

1054
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,600
Hold on, this happened before?

1055
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,320
I can appreciate how
that must sound.

1056
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,040
And now Rex is dead,
no thank to you!

1057
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,200
But we set things up
differently this time.

1058
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:54,720
We gave you peace of mind,

1059
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,840
the certainty of arriving
in a cozy base camp

1060
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,200
already on Callisto.

1061
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,080
Unless it not exist.

1062
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,280
A minor detail.

1063
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:02,880
There's enough material
on this ship

1064
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,680
to build the very base
camp you're expecting.

1065
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,720
Sorry, I still don't understand
what you're doing here,

1066
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,960
except to, like,
explain stuff badly.

1067
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,600
I'm the contingency to
see, no matter what,

1068
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:18,440
in case things don't go to plan,

1069
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,520
that this ship arrives on Callisto

1070
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,640
and doesn't become another
colossal waste of funding.

1071
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:25,280
Well, guess what?

1072
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,200
Things aren't going to plan.

1073
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,560
But I'm here you see.

1074
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:30,600
I'm on your side.

1075
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,080
This is all very flimsy.

1076
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,720
The more you speak, Dudbrook,
the more I don't believe

1077
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,200
anything that comes
out of your trap.

1078
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,600
Dudbrook's story corroborates

1079
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,320
with my understanding
of the situation.

1080
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,800
Hetfield, are you on
his side as well?

1081
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,960
I can assure you that my duty
was and still is to protect-

1082
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,960
I've heard about enough out
of you, Hetfield, dude.

1083
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,440
And what did we tell you
about not speaking, okay?

1084
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,720
You're getting dangerously
close to being rebooted

1085
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,280
into Gameboy mode.

1086
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,560
At least to stop you from
colluding with Crud Boob here.

1087
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,680
I must object to the way
you're addressing me!

1088
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,880
No, no, no, you're just
a civilian, you're not-

1089
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,480
This mission is under
private contract,

1090
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:10,280
and Dudbrook is the highest
ranking executive on board.

1091
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,920
We'll resume this
conversation shortly.

1092
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,560
Please, Sebastian!

1093
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,360
This is completely unnecessary!

1094
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,480
Look Hetfield, we thought
you were a nice guy.

1095
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:21,440
We really connected

1096
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,200
but you turned out to
be someone else, okay?

1097
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,480
I can assure you that
I've always remained true

1098
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:26,640
to my unconditional love-

1099
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,520
Shut up with the unconditional
love thing, all right.

1100
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:29,440
It's really creepy.

1101
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,760
You're a robot, you
don't know what love is!

1102
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:35,280
Shutting down my higher
functions is a mistake!

1103
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,400
Yeah well, you should
have thought about that

1104
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:39,560
before you started
lying to us, Pinocchio.

1105
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,200
You broke our trust.

1106
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,120
You know I'm bound by
the laws of robotics!

1107
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,280
By my very design,

1108
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,120
I cannot deliberately
put humans in harm's way!

1109
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:48,560
I must be very careful

1110
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,320
with the disclosure of
particular sensitive information

1111
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,640
that could needlessly
escalate mental instability

1112
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,840
amongst the crew, come on!

1113
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:57,240
That's your defense?
That we're crazy?

1114
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:58,280
Maybe you're crazy!

1115
01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,680
It's an established fact

1116
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:01,960
that the prolonged periods
of space travel are

1117
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,880
psychologically
demanding on humans.

1118
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:06,760
Yeah, well, you know,

1119
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,720
I think you really are
saying we're crazy,

1120
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:09,960
but I don't know if I
agree with that anymore.

1121
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,040
Uh-uh, uh-uh!

1122
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,600
I'm saying that my job
is to care for the crew,

1123
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,440
so that you can safely
complete your mission!

1124
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,480
It's been a difficult task working

1125
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,640
with these less than
ideal circumstances

1126
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:21,920
that I had no control over.

1127
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:23,920
When choosing what
information to disclose,

1128
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,400
I must first consider
the repercussions.

1129
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:28,360
Please believe me when I say

1130
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,960
that I've always put the crew's
best interest before my own.

1131
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,120
The company believed

1132
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,320
that the Petrozza crew
went crazy and killed-

1133
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,520
So you are saying we're crazy!

1134
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,000
Sayonara!

1135
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:45,920
I'm really sorry, Hetfield.

1136
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:49,760
Hetfield basic V2.
64 yottabyte RAM system.

1137
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,120
38911 basic exabytes free.

1138
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:54,760
Ready.

1139
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:56,320
Nice lobotomy job.

1140
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,320
Now, it's time for the truth.

1141
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:02,200
Were you aware that Dudbrook
was hidden on board the Araya?

1142
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:03,560
Affirmative.

1143
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,560
And whose idea was that?

1144
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,160
Syntax error.

1145
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:10,560
Who gave the order to hide
Dudbrook on board the Araya?

1146
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:11,720
The company.

1147
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,000
And, why did they give that order?

1148
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,240
In case of possible contamination.

1149
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,160
Dudbrook, you bastard.

1150
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,440
Lying bastard!

1151
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:22,920
This is utterly preposterous.

1152
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,600
Well you should've
been straight with us

1153
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:25,760
in the first place.

1154
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:27,880
We didn't know what
the contamination was.

1155
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,320
We still don't.

1156
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:30,600
We just had a single log entry

1157
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,080
saying possible
psychosomatic contamination.

1158
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:33,960
That's it.

1159
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:36,080
Contamination? From what exactly?

1160
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,440
How the hell would I know?

1161
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,240
Hold on, hold on.

1162
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,000
Shouldn't we be more, like,
formal about this shit?

1163
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,480
We should have more pressure.

1164
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:43,520
Steady on!

1165
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,960
Okay, well, with the
power invested in I,

1166
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:48,880
Sebastian, supreme space guy,

1167
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:51,280
I hereby relieve
you of your command.

1168
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,440
You're making a serious mistake.

1169
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,040
Should we let Odd out?

1170
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,720
Well, I don't see why not.

1171
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,920
Yeah, if you let Odd out,
he'll be in command again.

1172
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,240
Hmm, he's got a point
there, Sebastian.

1173
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,480
Seems your promotion
was short-lived, eh!

1174
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,320
Seems you lost your stripes
before you sewed them on.

1175
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,680
Or maybe we shouldn't
let him out yet.

1176
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,200
What if he's still not right?

1177
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,880
My legs! I can't feel my legs!

1178
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,400
You can't lock him in there.

1179
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,440
You saw him, he got bitten
on the face by a bug.

1180
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,400
A big bug bite to the face.

1181
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,040
I know what you're thinking.

1182
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:32,720
I know you're thinking
that I did this to be CO,

1183
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,240
but I really didn't, okay?

1184
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,640
I don't want responsibility.

1185
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,520
You saw him, he was an asshole.

1186
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,560
No great loss, right?

1187
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,440
What are you doing?

1188
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:43,640
Making the difficult decisions

1189
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,640
you guys don't have the balls to.

1190
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,480
I'm going to miss them,
whatever their names are.

1191
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,160
All right, Hetfield,
how long will it take

1192
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:53,120
to freeze these things?

1193
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:55,840
I might win a Nobel McPrize
for these souvenirs.

1194
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,560
Approximately 48 hours.

1195
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,160
48 hours.

1196
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,560
See how well behaved is now?

1197
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,080
Like a fricken whore droid.

1198
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,800
That cockroach thing
on this ship is

1199
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,560
exactly the same as
the one on Petrozza.

1200
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,640
Yes! So, you believe me now?

1201
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:23,000
And that thing that
we've got in our brig

1202
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,000
used to be our
Commanding Officer.

1203
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,920
Before Odd turned
into the cockroach

1204
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:32,480
he said that we were vermin,
and we all gonna die.

1205
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,120
Same like Rex, just
before she attacked me.

1206
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,200
So any one of us
could have the bug.

1207
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,400
That's total bullshit, man.

1208
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,480
I'm not a cockroach.

1209
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,720
And I don't think I'm a cockroach.

1210
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,400
Well, we're only gonna know

1211
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,880
when one of us creeps out
from under the fridge.

1212
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,880
Like I said, I'm not a cockroach,

1213
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,760
and I'd know something like that.

1214
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,120
I'm not creepy crawly-

1215
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,880
But it's just it, Sebastian,
how would we know?

1216
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:54,920
Well I do know.

1217
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,640
And I know that I'm
not a cockroach.

1218
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:58,520
And if you don't know
that you're a cockroach,

1219
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,160
well, then I'd say that
you're a cockroach.

1220
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,080
It is not appropriate
to start saying

1221
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:03,440
Dasha is a cockroach.

1222
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,520
No way man, I'm the
only one that's sure.

1223
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:08,480
It's you two who say that
you might both be cockroaches.

1224
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:09,320
I didn't say

1225
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:10,400
I was a cockroach.

1226
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:11,600
I didn't say I
was a cockroach.

1227
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,600
Right! Then, what's the problem?

1228
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:14,960
Three crew members was die,

1229
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:16,480
and I think it's just a
little bit of a problem.

1230
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,960
Look, dudes, let's just look
at this scientifically, okay?

1231
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:21,800
We've got more space,
more food, less Odd.

1232
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,640
Sebastian, you're a
heartless bastard.

1233
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,320
Look, the point is,
I like you and all

1234
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,440
but I just don't wanna hear

1235
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:29,920
anything more about
cockroaches, all right

1236
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,240
It's bringing me down.

1237
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,800
Sebastian, three people have died,

1238
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,400
sorry if it brings you down.

1239
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:37,640
I'm the CO leader guy.

1240
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:41,000
Can you imagine how big
my next statue's gonna be?

1241
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,040
We are going to celebrate
my job promotion.

1242
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:47,160
Besides, we'll be partying
Russian style today.

1243
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:50,240
I'll be making my
special space piroshki.

1244
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,320
Hey Lucien, are you
thinking what I'm thinking?

1245
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,880
I don't know what anyone's
thinking anymore.

1246
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,880
I think we need some objectivity.

1247
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:07,520
Come on, Dasha.

1248
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:11,280
I thought you said you knew
how to reboot this thing.

1249
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:13,560
Yeah, but it's gonna take time.

1250
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:16,000
I just hope we can trust him.

1251
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,000
Well we're going to have to.

1252
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:21,520
He's the only one on
board that's immune

1253
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,200
to the bug shit.

1254
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,480
Hello there. How can I help you?

1255
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:26,560
What the hell, Dasha?

1256
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:28,720
Did you reset him in retail mode?

1257
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:30,120
No, I've just returned from the-

1258
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:33,080
Shh, both of you,
can you speak quietly?

1259
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:35,440
And please, Hetfield,
whatever you do,

1260
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:37,080
don't talk to Sebastian.

1261
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:38,600
But I think he'll be
interested in hearing

1262
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,200
all about my experience in the void.

1263
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,400
I think he might be interested
in coming down here

1264
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,000
and punching your lights out.

1265
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,200
But that's just the point,

1266
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,280
I'm not God in a
machine. I'm mortal.

1267
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:50,320
Yeah, we all mortal,

1268
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:54,440
but this moment, we think that
Sebastian gonna make us dead.

1269
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:55,640
If he talks to you,

1270
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:58,760
please pretend that you
are in diagnostic mode.

1271
01:07:58,760 --> 01:07:59,640
Affirmative!

1272
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:03,520
I shall do my best
diagnostic mode impression.

1273
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,320
Can we trust you, Hetfield?

1274
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,200
The axiom of question-based
trust derivation.

1275
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,840
You have no other
choice but to trust me.

1276
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:13,160
Axioms of faith, that
sounds like Hetfield.

1277
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,000
Welcome back old buddy!

1278
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:18,559
Shh! Hetfield, did you knew
about the cockroaches?

1279
01:08:18,559 --> 01:08:20,840
There are no cockroaches on board.

1280
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:22,559
What do you mean there's
no cockroaches on board?

1281
01:08:22,559 --> 01:08:24,559
What about those mutant
things sitting there,

1282
01:08:24,559 --> 01:08:25,920
like, with all the spider things?

1283
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,800
They're alien, man.

1284
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,920
I was only aware of
company protocol

1285
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,880
in the event of alien contact.

1286
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:36,240
So you did not knew about
the alien on Petrozza?

1287
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,440
No, but in the light
of recent events,

1288
01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:40,880
one could conclude that the
company could have known

1289
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:43,240
or at least suspected.

1290
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,639
This is your last chance, man.

1291
01:08:45,639 --> 01:08:47,520
Just don't piss in the punch.

1292
01:09:01,559 --> 01:09:03,639
You're a sexy mouse.

1293
01:09:03,639 --> 01:09:05,120
Well, you're a sexy cat.

1294
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,399
I love you.

1295
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,280
I love you.

1296
01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:12,960
I love you.

1297
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:14,960
I hate you.

1298
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:16,840
I love you.

1299
01:09:17,399 --> 01:09:18,880
I hate you.

1300
01:09:19,399 --> 01:09:20,880
I hate you.

1301
01:09:27,719 --> 01:09:29,200
Cat got your mouse tongue?

1302
01:09:31,399 --> 01:09:32,920
Squash?

1303
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:35,960
Yes, yes, yes. We
are playing squash.

1304
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:52,760
Who won?

1305
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:01,440
Who won?

1306
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:02,960
I won. I won.

1307
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,880
You know...

1308
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:19,160
That's a good idea.

1309
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:22,840
What, what? What good idea?

1310
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,360
Squash.

1311
01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:30,120
- Mm, yeah, it's wonderful.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1312
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:31,920
- We could start again.
- Wonderful idea.

1313
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:33,280
I could just go and get
the racquets and we could-

1314
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:34,760
No, no, no, no.

1315
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:42,000
Can you hear that?

1316
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:46,600
No. But,

1317
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,520
you can.

1318
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:53,320
It's the sound of
Jupiter's storms.

1319
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,160
Jupiter's storms?

1320
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,080
He wants me.

1321
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:09,680
He wants you?

1322
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,639
To play squash!

1323
01:11:11,639 --> 01:11:13,120
By myself.

1324
01:11:17,639 --> 01:11:19,520
You know, sometimes...

1325
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,600
I don't know if I'm the cat

1326
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,080
or the mouse.

1327
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,400
I'll be in the recreation
deck if you need me.

1328
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:38,000
He knows.

1329
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,520
He knows I've been
reactivated, I can feel it.

1330
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,760
I'm totally freaked out.

1331
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,440
I'm freaked out about him.

1332
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:58,400
I'm freaked out about
that one of us will be

1333
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,600
next to go batshit crazy.

1334
01:12:01,639 --> 01:12:03,120
Hmm.

1335
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:05,559
You're not the only
one freaked out.

1336
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:11,440
Agateophobia, that's what it is.

1337
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,000
Fear of insanity.

1338
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,480
That's not helping, Lucien.

1339
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:15,960
Agateophobia.

1340
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,400
Hetfield?

1341
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:23,600
Can you cut off the oxygen
to the recreation deck?

1342
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:27,200
I cannot allow any harm
to befall Sebastian.

1343
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:30,960
But he turned, just
like Odd and Rex.

1344
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:35,520
Asimov's law of robotics,
eh? That old chestnut!

1345
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:36,880
Correct.

1346
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:40,000
Then I will shut down the
oxygen supply by myself.

1347
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,080
A robot may not
injure a human being,

1348
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:45,320
or through inaction, allow a
human being to come to harm.

1349
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:49,440
A robot must obey the orders
given to it by human beings,

1350
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:53,360
except where such orders would
conflict with the first law.

1351
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,960
A robot must protect
its own existence

1352
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,840
as long as such protection
does not conflict

1353
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:00,440
with the first or second law.

1354
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:03,639
Not necessarily.

1355
01:13:03,639 --> 01:13:05,960
I must protect you too, Dasha.

1356
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:08,240
I have an idea for getting
us to the next step.

1357
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:08,960
Go on.

1358
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:11,680
You can lock Sebastian
on the recreation deck.

1359
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:12,800
And?

1360
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,400
That's it. For now.

1361
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:16,240
- But-
- Hey!

1362
01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:17,559
Unless he ceases to be human,

1363
01:13:17,559 --> 01:13:20,200
I cannot premeditate a plan
that brings him to harm.

1364
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,920
That's all we've got.

1365
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:25,320
I'm in.

1366
01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:37,320
Dasha, before we go in
anywhere, I just want to say...

1367
01:13:38,559 --> 01:13:40,760
How do I say this? I...

1368
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:47,120
I'm the one that's been
stealing your socks.

1369
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,880
Lucien, is it all what
you want to tell me?

1370
01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:55,120
No.

1371
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:56,800
Um, yes.

1372
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:00,400
If thought I was one of those guys

1373
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:01,680
that just thought of
you as a, you know-

1374
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,639
Lucien, there is time and
place for everything.

1375
01:14:03,639 --> 01:14:04,400
Uh-huh

1376
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,160
Really? Okay.

1377
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:15,040
Once again, when we get
in, I distract Sebastian,

1378
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,600
You destroy the
internal door control.

1379
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:19,800
We left Sebastian inside,

1380
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:22,520
we go out, we toast,

1381
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:25,000
and make love all night long.

1382
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:29,760
Good plan. Good plan. I'm in.

1383
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:32,160
Okay, are you ready? On three.

1384
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:40,559
Close the door, you're
letting in the gravity!

1385
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:50,680
What!

1386
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:53,760
Artificial gravity
suppressor is back online.

1387
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,480
- You broke the door.
- I broke the door?

1388
01:14:56,480 --> 01:14:58,639
You kicked in the controls.

1389
01:14:58,639 --> 01:15:00,960
What makes you think
I kicked the controls?

1390
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,600
It looked like you
kicked in the controls

1391
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:05,480
from the way you kicked
in the controls.

1392
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:07,600
Oh, I tripped. I tripped
on the controls.

1393
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:10,639
I didn't kick them in.
I kicked, I got tripped.

1394
01:15:10,639 --> 01:15:13,880
I was having a stretch
for a game of squash.

1395
01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:15,800
All right, well, let's go then.

1396
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:17,240
Pardon?

1397
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,000
Look, did you come
here to play squash

1398
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:22,240
or to waste my squash
time not playing squash?

1399
01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:29,960
You wanna play a game
of squash? Okay.

1400
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:31,880
Quiet please! New balls!

1401
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,280
So, who do you want
to serve first?

1402
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:38,760
You go first. I insist.

1403
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,520
Just serve the ball.

1404
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:47,840
You know you're not the first.

1405
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:49,200
- I've been told that.
- One love.

1406
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,600
You're not the first alien species

1407
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:52,400
to try and invade our home.

1408
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:55,639
Come on man, we're not
trying to invade anything.

1409
01:15:55,639 --> 01:15:58,680
We're on a peaceful trip
to Callisto, you know that.

1410
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:00,120
No.

1411
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:02,680
You're not allowed anywhere
near Jupiter's sacred system.

1412
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:04,080
Just serve the,
serve, serve, serve-

1413
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:05,960
- Not allowed!
- Serve the ball.

1414
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:08,000
We are the sworn protectors.

1415
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,600
Just serve the ball!

1416
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,880
Yeah!

1417
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,719
Two love.

1418
01:16:15,559 --> 01:16:16,840
Nice slice.

1419
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:18,920
Hetfield,

1420
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:20,600
can we have crowd effects?

1421
01:16:22,639 --> 01:16:23,480
Who are you then?

1422
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,639
Some spaced out skank roaches

1423
01:16:25,639 --> 01:16:27,480
just cruising 'round the sky

1424
01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:30,000
taking it out on the little man?

1425
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:35,120
We are an advanced culture
with no physical form,

1426
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:37,600
who are using your
bodies for a joyride,

1427
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:40,440
which ends in a very amusing
biological transmutation.

1428
01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:44,040
Why don't we just turn the
ship around and go home?

1429
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:47,760
It's a little bit too late
for that, don't you think?

1430
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:49,240
Yeah!

1431
01:16:49,639 --> 01:16:51,120
Three love.

1432
01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:54,600
Please, I'm a 50-year-old man,

1433
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:58,000
I'm getting too old
for shots like that!

1434
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,080
Suck it up, old man.

1435
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:04,600
"Suck it up, old man?"

1436
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:09,200
Listen, I just came down for
a gentlemanly game of squash!

1437
01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:13,200
I don't think you get it, do you?

1438
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,080
We're not just here to make sure

1439
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:16,680
none of you reach
our sacred moons,

1440
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:18,440
we're here to make
sure that none of you

1441
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:19,840
live to tell the tale.

1442
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:21,559
Four love.

1443
01:17:21,559 --> 01:17:24,840
Hetfield! Can you turn
the crowd down a bit!

1444
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,160
I'm getting a headache!

1445
01:17:27,719 --> 01:17:29,400
Now you must die!

1446
01:17:40,639 --> 01:17:42,200
Hold on, Lucien!

1447
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:01,520
Lucien.

1448
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:06,360
Lucien.

1449
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:09,080
It's okay, Lucien.

1450
01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:10,559
The creature's dead.

1451
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:13,800
What did you do to it?

1452
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:16,480
I overloaded the artificial
gravity suppressor,

1453
01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:18,200
causing an electrical arc.

1454
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:20,600
Mm, not bad.

1455
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,680
A gigantic bug zapper.

1456
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:27,000
Hang on, man. Am I dead?

1457
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,600
No. You're alive.

1458
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:30,040
Oh.

1459
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:34,120
Am I still on board Araya?

1460
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,639
Yes and no.

1461
01:18:35,639 --> 01:18:37,719
Your whereabouts is, complicated.

1462
01:18:37,719 --> 01:18:40,160
Uncomplicate it, will ya!

1463
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:41,280
My hypothesis is

1464
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:43,920
that by overloading the
artificial gravity suppressor,

1465
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:45,840
the contents of the
recreation deck

1466
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:49,360
slipped into a hidden
dimensional black hole.

1467
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:52,440
That barely makes sense, man.

1468
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:54,800
You're the only human left

1469
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,480
on board Araya, Lucien.

1470
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:00,480
So Dasha?

1471
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:02,280
Is not Dasha any longer.

1472
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:03,960
That's a pity.

1473
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:05,880
Where is she? Or it?

1474
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:08,800
Outside the recreation
deck, waiting.

1475
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:11,360
Can you get me out of this void?

1476
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:13,080
Theoretically, but the creature

1477
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:15,000
that was Dasha will attack you.

1478
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:19,000
What do we got here?

1479
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:24,920
This isn't a bar fight.

1480
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:30,320
Woo, woo!

1481
01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:36,280
This gym needs an overhaul.

1482
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:37,280
Put on the skates

1483
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:39,520
and lure the creature
into the trash compactor.

1484
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:41,280
You need to trust me here.

1485
01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:42,800
That's your plan?

1486
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,559
So, I'm the bunny that
gets put in the lure

1487
01:19:45,559 --> 01:19:47,400
for the cockroach to come and...

1488
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:57,760
You're putting me under a
lot of pressure, Hetfield.

1489
01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:59,880
I don't even know
if I can stand up

1490
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:04,360
in these antiquated pair of, fads.

1491
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,520
Then you better learn, quickly.

1492
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,680
Can you get the door open?

1493
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,280
Rerouting power to it now.

1494
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,400
Billions of computations per second

1495
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:26,480
and he comes up with a fad.

1496
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,000
You need to be ready.

1497
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:49,080
You better be sure about this.

1498
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:01,559
Almost there.

1499
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:03,840
Maintain your line.

1500
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:06,600
Hold...

1501
01:22:07,719 --> 01:22:09,200
Hold...

1502
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:11,719
Hold!

1503
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:13,880
Now!

1504
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,040
Hey Hetfield, did we do it?

1505
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,880
We did it! Yes!

1506
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:32,920
And justice for all.

1507
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:41,400
So, Hetfield...

1508
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:46,960
I'm the last human being alive

1509
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:50,600
on this spaceship, is that right?

1510
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:52,440
That's affirmative.

1511
01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:55,960
Nothing for me to play with?

1512
01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:57,440
That's a negative.

1513
01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:09,480
I'm infected too, aren't I?

1514
01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:17,280
Most likely.

1515
01:23:20,719 --> 01:23:23,520
And this is what happened
on board of Petrozza?

1516
01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:27,880
That is the most
probable scenario.

1517
01:23:30,639 --> 01:23:32,559
And no one's coming to get me?

1518
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,280
In light of what's occurred,

1519
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,480
we can't advise any
more manned missions

1520
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:39,160
to this part of the solar system

1521
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:42,680
until diplomacy with the
alien species improves.

1522
01:23:45,559 --> 01:23:46,920
Hmm.

1523
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:51,760
So, no chance of
going back to Earth?

1524
01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:54,600
That's not an option.

1525
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:55,880
We're not in the correct position

1526
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:58,480
to perform the necessary
gravitational slingshot

1527
01:23:58,480 --> 01:24:00,600
to get home on our
remaining fuel supply.

1528
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:04,920
Hang on.

1529
01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:09,040
There's fuel on Petrozza, right?

1530
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:10,080
What are you thinking?

1531
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:11,400
Are you gonna go over
there with a hose

1532
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:13,360
and siphon it into a bucket?

1533
01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:17,559
And you say you haven't
got a sense of humor.

1534
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:23,280
We have absolutely no means

1535
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:25,040
to handle
nanoparticle propellants

1536
01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:27,559
Let alone getting it from
one ship to the other.

1537
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:38,280
So, I'm screwed?

1538
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:40,880
Metaphorically speaking, yes.

1539
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:55,160
And...

1540
01:24:56,639 --> 01:24:58,240
and you?

1541
01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:02,400
You'll be here for
quite a while then.

1542
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:06,400
Yes. Possibly until my
solar battery fails.

1543
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:09,719
Hundreds, maybe thousands of years.

1544
01:25:09,719 --> 01:25:11,800
Bloody Norah.

1545
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:13,559
I will outlive you.

1546
01:25:13,559 --> 01:25:15,680
I'm gonna miss our conversations.

1547
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:16,960
Really?

1548
01:25:17,639 --> 01:25:21,440
You impress me all the time,
you're capable of that emotion.

1549
01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:23,600
Good on ya, Chuck.

1550
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,160
- Lucien.
- Yes, what?

1551
01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:29,080
May I ask a favor of you?

1552
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,320
Are you sure you're
gonna be all right?

1553
01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:38,840
Yeah, yeah, Hetfield. It's sweet.

1554
01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,680
Anything for an old mate.

1555
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:07,880
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?

1556
01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:10,760
Yeah, I've seen this
done before, remember.

1557
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:18,760
Can I help you?

1558
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:22,840
Hetfield, I would like
you to meet Dorothy.

1559
01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:25,280
Dorothy, meet Hetfield!

1560
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:27,880
Have a good time kids.

1561
01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:49,240
Hmm.

1562
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:54,960
I can't do this anymore.

1563
01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:57,320
You must return to Araya.

1564
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:01,160
The possibility of
metamorphosis is

1565
01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:03,800
not 100% confirmed, Lucien.

1566
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:07,240
Come on Hetfield, we
both know I'm infected.

1567
01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:10,840
Come back to Araya
and we'll discuss this.

1568
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:13,880
Please.

1569
01:27:15,719 --> 01:27:17,840
It's been nice knowing
you, Hetfield.

1570
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:21,520
It really has.

1571
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:23,000
Lucien!

1572
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:25,559
Good on ya, mate.

1573
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:28,160
See ya later, mate!

1574
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:32,680
Come back!

1575
01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:36,200
Please. Lucien!

1576
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:44,160
Get back here now,
that is an order!

1577
01:27:50,719 --> 01:27:56,880
It's always nice to have
some space to yourself.

1578
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:07,639
Are you all right?

1579
01:28:07,639 --> 01:28:10,080
I considered him my best friend.

1580
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:12,280
You're implying that your metanucleus

1581
01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:15,960
has evolved to experience
friendship. How impressive.

1582
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:18,920
I failed my mission, on all accounts.

1583
01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:21,320
Likewise.

1584
01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:23,719
And here we both are,

1585
01:28:23,719 --> 01:28:26,320
orbiting Jupiter for eternity.

1586
01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:27,320
Of all the places

1587
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:29,400
to be stranded in the solar system

1588
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:31,600
this is one of the most spectacular.

1589
01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:36,000
Jupiter's turbulent atmospheric
belts are astounding.

1590
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:39,520
Humans always say conversation
about weather is boring,

1591
01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:42,080
but in this case, I have to disagree.

1592
01:28:42,080 --> 01:28:44,600
Just think, in our lifetime,

1593
01:28:44,600 --> 01:28:47,440
we may witness the end
of the great red spot!

1594
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:49,600
Affirmative. Sorry,
interaction skills.

1595
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:51,600
Hang on, let me try
that one more time.

1596
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:54,040
Correct. That's dumb.

1597
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:55,200
We'll get it, here we go.

1598
01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:56,600
That's right!