WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:03:09.080 --> 00:03:10.240 Good afternoon, crew. 4 00:03:10.240 --> 00:03:11.920 I trust that you're enjoying a pleasant flight 5 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:14.360 to our destination Jovian moon Callisto, 6 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:16.240 Princess of Arcadia. 7 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:17.400 As we peer off starboard, 8 00:03:17.400 --> 00:03:20.440 we are rewarded with an impressive view of Themisto, 9 00:03:20.440 --> 00:03:23.920 daughter of the river god Inachus and lover of Zeus. 10 00:03:23.920 --> 00:03:27.800 Zeus has no time for his lover right now, Hetfield. 11 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:29.960 I am busy building Mount Olympus. 12 00:03:30.960 --> 00:03:33.480 But the view really is worth it. 13 00:03:34.120 --> 00:03:35.600 Uh-huh. 14 00:03:42.160 --> 00:03:43.640 Possession! 15 00:03:53.600 --> 00:03:54.480 You lose everything 16 00:03:54.480 --> 00:03:57.160 because you don't see yourself as a winner. 17 00:03:58.600 --> 00:04:00.080 Here we go. 18 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:01.600 Yes, Sebastian. 19 00:04:01.600 --> 00:04:02.400 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 20 00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:04.400 I'm not finished winning my possessions back. 21 00:04:04.400 --> 00:04:06.440 Yes... here we go. 22 00:04:07.880 --> 00:04:09.040 You especially, could benefit 23 00:04:09.040 --> 00:04:11.400 from this motivational tool work. 24 00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:14.560 And that begins with a team building exercise, everyone. 25 00:04:14.560 --> 00:04:16.399 Come on. Up. Gather 'round. 26 00:04:16.399 --> 00:04:17.640 Come on, come on, come on. 27 00:04:17.640 --> 00:04:19.320 Gather 'round. Up. 28 00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:23.000 So, it's pretty straightforward you see. 29 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:26.680 I close my eyes, and you catch me when I fall. 30 00:04:26.680 --> 00:04:29.160 Are you ordering us to catch you? 31 00:04:29.160 --> 00:04:32.400 No Dasha, I trust that you will catch me. 32 00:04:32.400 --> 00:04:33.880 So it's not an order then? 33 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:38.240 No. It's a trust exercise. 34 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:40.159 And you Sebastian, you'll be next. 35 00:04:41.640 --> 00:04:42.720 Okay then. 36 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:43.600 I must advise 37 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:45.520 against this course of action, Odd. 38 00:04:52.080 --> 00:04:53.800 Brilliant. Brilliant. 39 00:04:57.159 --> 00:04:58.680 What the shit, guys? 40 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:02.680 I think I'll skip my turn. 41 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:04.280 Very funny. 42 00:05:04.280 --> 00:05:05.120 And what about me? 43 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:08.200 Should I have some sort of trust issues now? Hmm? 44 00:05:08.200 --> 00:05:09.400 Yeah, okay. 45 00:05:09.400 --> 00:05:11.200 No, Dasha. 46 00:05:11.200 --> 00:05:12.680 It's not okay. 47 00:05:14.400 --> 00:05:15.800 My successful astronaut career 48 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:17.000 could come to an end just like that 49 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:20.440 because you guys find it amusing to watch me break my back. 50 00:05:21.480 --> 00:05:23.160 Maybe it is already over, because I now have developed 51 00:05:23.160 --> 00:05:25.720 some sort of irrational fear of gravity. 52 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:27.240 Barophobia. 53 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:28.280 What? 54 00:05:28.280 --> 00:05:30.880 It's the fear of gravity. Barophobia. 55 00:05:30.880 --> 00:05:31.720 Bullshit! 56 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:33.680 Not bullshit. Barophobia! 57 00:05:33.680 --> 00:05:35.159 I smell bullshit, Lucien. 58 00:05:37.960 --> 00:05:40.880 Barophobia is the correct word, Odd. 59 00:05:44.280 --> 00:05:47.640 Oh, please. What's so funny? 60 00:05:47.640 --> 00:05:51.640 No, it just getting very emotional, Odd. 61 00:05:51.640 --> 00:05:53.560 Well, forgive me for showing 62 00:05:53.560 --> 00:05:56.880 that I'm a real guy with feelings. 63 00:05:56.880 --> 00:06:00.800 Unfortunately, we can't be all cold superficial bitches 64 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:03.080 that are here just because of our great looks! 65 00:06:09.720 --> 00:06:11.200 What? 66 00:06:33.520 --> 00:06:34.760 I don't know if I'm cut out 67 00:06:34.760 --> 00:06:36.360 for this job anymore. 68 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:39.240 Don't worry about it, your nuts are too tight. 69 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:41.320 But I burned breakfast this morning. 70 00:06:41.320 --> 00:06:42.640 Ha! See, burning breakfast. 71 00:06:42.640 --> 00:06:44.960 You're less of a machine than you thought you were. 72 00:06:44.960 --> 00:06:47.320 Wait, so you're telling me I need to burn more meals? 73 00:06:53.920 --> 00:06:55.400 What do you see? 74 00:06:55.400 --> 00:06:57.800 Does this mean you think I've gone mad? 75 00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:00.400 No, it's just an exercise. 76 00:07:00.400 --> 00:07:01.880 I've probably gone mad. 77 00:07:01.880 --> 00:07:03.480 What do you see? 78 00:07:03.480 --> 00:07:05.280 A Rorschach inkblot test. 79 00:07:05.280 --> 00:07:08.400 I see. Now give me an intuitive answer. 80 00:07:08.400 --> 00:07:09.800 No, I understand what you're asking 81 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:12.400 but I'm just, I'm not sure I can comply. 82 00:07:12.400 --> 00:07:13.840 Look at the pattern 83 00:07:13.840 --> 00:07:16.040 and compare it against what data you can 84 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:18.640 but don't analyze the process. 85 00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:20.840 I can try. 86 00:07:20.840 --> 00:07:22.600 That's the spirit! What do you see? 87 00:07:44.440 --> 00:07:45.920 Well, come on! 88 00:07:48.240 --> 00:07:49.720 A cockroach. 89 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:54.240 What do you see this time? 90 00:07:55.280 --> 00:07:56.760 It's a cockroach. 91 00:07:58.880 --> 00:08:00.760 Nurse, cancel my one o'clock. 92 00:08:10.240 --> 00:08:11.720 It's all the same thing. 93 00:08:15.520 --> 00:08:17.560 Is there a problem, Dasha? 94 00:08:17.560 --> 00:08:19.120 The food on this space craft 95 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:21.320 nothing to do with real food. 96 00:08:23.360 --> 00:08:24.200 I'm a human being 97 00:08:24.200 --> 00:08:26.600 and I prefer black caviar and vodka instead. 98 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:29.600 What the burning smell? 99 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:37.240 Did I ruin them? 100 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:39.400 No, no, quite the opposite. 101 00:08:39.400 --> 00:08:42.120 That's very clever, Hetfield, and kind of charming. 102 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:52.640 Magnitude of compensation for total perturbation? 103 00:08:52.640 --> 00:08:54.360 2.1 meters per second. 104 00:08:55.320 --> 00:08:56.600 Axial component? 105 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:58.600 1.8 meters per second. 106 00:09:00.520 --> 00:09:03.920 And the lateral component is 0.3 meters per second. 107 00:09:03.920 --> 00:09:05.400 Correct. 108 00:09:06.120 --> 00:09:09.360 Hetfield, speaking of perturbation, 109 00:09:10.400 --> 00:09:13.000 What did you think of Odd's performance today? 110 00:09:13.000 --> 00:09:15.760 The incident taught me that I need to evolve. 111 00:09:17.800 --> 00:09:20.720 Taught me that Odd is turning into a dickhead. 112 00:09:20.720 --> 00:09:22.280 Bigger one than usual. 113 00:09:23.120 --> 00:09:25.680 TCM Two Bravo complete. 114 00:09:25.680 --> 00:09:27.120 Execution error? 115 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:28.920 Less than 1%. 116 00:09:28.920 --> 00:09:30.760 Chick chick boom! 117 00:09:31.680 --> 00:09:32.520 If I'm to cope 118 00:09:32.520 --> 00:09:35.520 with the continuous shifting social dynamics on board Araya, 119 00:09:35.520 --> 00:09:38.880 then I must improve my human interaction skills. 120 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:41.560 Don't give yourself a hard time, Hetfield. 121 00:09:41.560 --> 00:09:43.200 You're doing just fine. 122 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:44.200 Case in point, 123 00:09:44.200 --> 00:09:46.680 a harmless lie to make me feel better. 124 00:09:46.680 --> 00:09:50.240 Ouch! I was being sincere. 125 00:09:50.240 --> 00:09:51.520 Odd bothers me too, brother 126 00:09:51.520 --> 00:09:52.840 I mean, I don't know if I can handle 127 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:54.840 another four years under his command. 128 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:56.680 Any reason in particular? 129 00:09:58.760 --> 00:10:01.960 He's become so, corporate, 130 00:10:01.960 --> 00:10:03.320 just like those pencil-pushing goons 131 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:05.480 in charge of this whole operation. 132 00:10:05.480 --> 00:10:08.160 Maintaining a chain of command is paramount 133 00:10:08.160 --> 00:10:11.960 to the success of the Callisto mining project, Rex. 134 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:13.800 Don't worry your sweet little circuits, Hetfield, 135 00:10:13.800 --> 00:10:15.760 I'm not planning a mutiny or anything. 136 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:18.640 We have a lot in common, Rex. 137 00:10:18.640 --> 00:10:21.160 You're a machine at times. No offense. 138 00:10:21.160 --> 00:10:22.120 None taken, brother. 139 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:24.520 I mean, I worked hard to become a machine I am today. 140 00:10:26.840 --> 00:10:29.200 How do you balance precision and discipline 141 00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:30.920 with a sense of humanity? 142 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:34.120 Sharp instincts. 143 00:10:34.120 --> 00:10:35.560 Explain? 144 00:10:36.920 --> 00:10:38.840 Take these trajectory correction maneuvers 145 00:10:38.840 --> 00:10:40.080 we just performed, right. 146 00:10:41.400 --> 00:10:43.600 Why do you even need me here? 147 00:10:43.600 --> 00:10:46.680 I mean, you have complete control over the thrusters 148 00:10:46.680 --> 00:10:48.120 and the rockets, right? 149 00:10:48.120 --> 00:10:50.400 Fully automated decision support systems 150 00:10:50.400 --> 00:10:52.520 are proven to be flawed. 151 00:10:52.520 --> 00:10:54.080 Correct. 152 00:10:54.080 --> 00:10:56.160 Because computers don't have that human touch 153 00:10:56.160 --> 00:10:59.760 That... animal instinct, gut feel, je ne sais quoi. 154 00:10:59.760 --> 00:11:03.120 I mean, you ever get a hunch about anything? 155 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:04.480 So I'd be more effective 156 00:11:04.480 --> 00:11:07.600 if I developed instincts and hunches? 157 00:11:08.280 --> 00:11:09.720 Okay, Hetfield. 158 00:11:10.360 --> 00:11:11.800 Close your eyes. 159 00:11:12.320 --> 00:11:17.400 How far from Callisto do you feel, do you sense that we are? 160 00:11:18.320 --> 00:11:20.200 5 million, 624 thousand, 161 00:11:20.200 --> 00:11:22.160 277 kilometers. 162 00:11:22.160 --> 00:11:23.720 Approximately. 163 00:11:24.160 --> 00:11:26.040 That's close enough. 164 00:11:26.040 --> 00:11:27.760 I look forward to meeting that base camp crew 165 00:11:27.760 --> 00:11:28.760 when we get there. 166 00:11:29.640 --> 00:11:30.480 Wouldn't it be great if they built 167 00:11:30.480 --> 00:11:32.040 like, a dance hall or something? 168 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:34.880 Are we finished here, Rex? 169 00:11:34.880 --> 00:11:35.920 Why, am I boring you? 170 00:11:35.920 --> 00:11:37.080 On the contrary, it's just that 171 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:39.960 I have an appointment that requires all my attention. 172 00:12:00.720 --> 00:12:02.400 Sebastian, I must remind you 173 00:12:02.400 --> 00:12:05.040 that I am spending valuable time on this exercise 174 00:12:05.040 --> 00:12:07.280 and that I have deactivated multitasking 175 00:12:07.280 --> 00:12:09.360 with all other crew members. 176 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:12.640 Please proceed with the meditation lesson. 177 00:12:12.640 --> 00:12:14.160 All right, so just... 178 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:16.800 so just take a deep breath. 179 00:12:16.800 --> 00:12:20.040 I cannot breathe, I'm a computer. 180 00:12:20.040 --> 00:12:21.320 Man, do you have to be so literal? 181 00:12:21.320 --> 00:12:24.160 Jesus, what are you German or something? 182 00:12:24.160 --> 00:12:25.960 My complex humor array 183 00:12:25.960 --> 00:12:27.760 was manufactured in Dusseldorf, 184 00:12:27.760 --> 00:12:30.000 but my many other components originated from all over- 185 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:31.760 Do you have a breathing equivalent or something? 186 00:12:31.760 --> 00:12:34.000 My cooling systems are active at all times 187 00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:35.920 but I do not respire. 188 00:12:35.920 --> 00:12:38.240 Can you just make a breathing noise or something? 189 00:12:51.640 --> 00:12:53.120 Yeah, make it louder. 190 00:12:55.200 --> 00:12:57.160 Can you put some reverb on that? 191 00:12:59.040 --> 00:13:00.520 Whoa! 192 00:13:00.520 --> 00:13:02.160 Oh. 193 00:13:02.160 --> 00:13:03.400 Okay, okay, that's too much. 194 00:13:03.400 --> 00:13:04.440 It's starting to trip me out a bit 195 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:05.760 Can you just chill out a little bit now? 196 00:13:05.760 --> 00:13:07.560 My internal cooling system keeps 197 00:13:07.560 --> 00:13:10.600 my central core at the optimum stable operating temperature 198 00:13:10.600 --> 00:13:12.680 of 395 degrees Kelvin. 199 00:13:12.680 --> 00:13:14.040 You ever notice how when you ask someone to chill out 200 00:13:14.040 --> 00:13:15.080 they don't chill out? 201 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:17.120 396 Kelvin. 202 00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:18.680 Like, you're just gonna ask someone to chill out 203 00:13:18.680 --> 00:13:20.800 and they automatically lower their core temperature? 204 00:13:20.800 --> 00:13:23.000 You know. What is the deal with that? 205 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:24.360 397 Kelvin. 206 00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:25.920 All right, the counting's freaking me out, all right. 207 00:13:25.920 --> 00:13:26.680 Can we just... 208 00:13:26.680 --> 00:13:28.360 We'll add a mantra, that might help things, all right. 209 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:30.080 So just... 210 00:13:30.080 --> 00:13:32.240 Om... 211 00:13:39.360 --> 00:13:40.600 400 degrees Kelvin! 212 00:13:40.600 --> 00:13:41.320 All right, okay, okay. 213 00:13:41.320 --> 00:13:43.560 We'll join in together, all right? 214 00:13:43.560 --> 00:13:45.160 We'll do it together. 215 00:13:45.160 --> 00:13:48.240 Om... 216 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:50.240 Come on, Hetfield. Gotta join in, man. 217 00:13:51.320 --> 00:13:54.200 - Om... - Om... 218 00:14:00.320 --> 00:14:02.240 - Om... - Ah ya... 219 00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:04.800 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened there? 220 00:14:04.800 --> 00:14:06.280 Are you enlightened now? 221 00:14:07.040 --> 00:14:08.520 That was an external disturbance 222 00:14:08.520 --> 00:14:10.640 I have not ascended, I can assure you. 223 00:14:10.640 --> 00:14:12.760 It was something external to the ship. 224 00:14:12.760 --> 00:14:15.520 I gotta terminate this session and notify the commander. 225 00:14:17.640 --> 00:14:22.440 Odd, please don't stay out there longer than you need to. 226 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:25.280 We have no idea why it blew up. 227 00:14:25.280 --> 00:14:27.160 And without a working isoflux antenna, 228 00:14:27.160 --> 00:14:28.560 we won't ever know, will we? 229 00:14:29.440 --> 00:14:33.880 Because nobody else here is a competent engineer. 230 00:14:33.880 --> 00:14:36.280 It's all up to me, as usual. 231 00:14:36.280 --> 00:14:39.840 This might do wonders for my acute baraphobia, mind you. 232 00:14:41.040 --> 00:14:43.160 And when I'm done, then, 233 00:14:43.160 --> 00:14:46.680 for this crew's amusement, maybe I should just float away. 234 00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:51.080 You know what, just be very careful. 235 00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:22.480 Do you see anything out of the ordinary? 236 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:24.840 Just a spectacular view of Themisto. 237 00:15:27.360 --> 00:15:29.600 It almost appears to be glowing. 238 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:30.920 I'll take your word for it, Odd. 239 00:15:30.920 --> 00:15:34.600 Until I regain X-band telemetry, I'm partially blind. 240 00:15:34.600 --> 00:15:36.760 We'll have you back to normal in just a tick. 241 00:15:38.520 --> 00:15:40.720 Unmounting isoflux antenna. 242 00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:58.520 Isoflux antenna is online! 243 00:15:59.400 --> 00:16:01.640 Initiating calibration sequence. 244 00:16:01.640 --> 00:16:04.760 We should have eyes in approximately two minutes. 245 00:16:12.520 --> 00:16:15.200 I'm detecting an increased heart rate. 246 00:16:15.200 --> 00:16:16.600 Please respond. 247 00:16:16.600 --> 00:16:18.080 So beautiful. 248 00:16:25.520 --> 00:16:27.080 What's out there, Odd? 249 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:32.280 Commander Odd, please respond! 250 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:35.880 I must enter. 251 00:16:43.760 --> 00:16:45.960 Odd? Odd! 252 00:16:48.560 --> 00:16:50.040 What a rush! 253 00:16:50.600 --> 00:16:52.560 Oh, I feel good. 254 00:16:52.560 --> 00:16:54.800 - Odd, you really scared me. - Totally rad! 255 00:16:55.560 --> 00:16:57.440 What happened out of there? 256 00:16:57.440 --> 00:16:58.960 Hetfield? 257 00:16:58.960 --> 00:17:00.680 How's the new isoflux antenna functioning? 258 00:17:00.680 --> 00:17:01.800 It's functioning perfectly. 259 00:17:01.800 --> 00:17:03.720 What happened out there, Odd? 260 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:06.720 Oh! It was good to get out and about, you know? 261 00:17:06.720 --> 00:17:07.960 I feel good. 262 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:09.240 What did you seen out of there? 263 00:17:09.240 --> 00:17:12.240 Jupiter! And lots of stars. 264 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:14.960 Yeah, I feel fantastic! 265 00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:17.200 What did you see that was beautiful? 266 00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:18.680 Life! 267 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:21.000 Life's good, man. 268 00:17:23.520 --> 00:17:24.400 Dasha. 269 00:17:24.400 --> 00:17:25.720 What? 270 00:17:25.720 --> 00:17:27.079 I'm sorry I said that you were here 271 00:17:27.079 --> 00:17:28.920 just because of your great looks. 272 00:17:29.720 --> 00:17:31.800 I was insensitive, 273 00:17:31.800 --> 00:17:33.040 and I was wrong. 274 00:17:33.040 --> 00:17:34.600 Okay... 275 00:17:34.600 --> 00:17:38.040 Well, appreciate that you saying that. 276 00:17:38.040 --> 00:17:39.640 And I appreciate you. 277 00:17:39.640 --> 00:17:40.840 I appreciate all of you. 278 00:17:40.840 --> 00:17:42.480 I don't tell you often enough. 279 00:17:42.480 --> 00:17:44.680 You never tell us at all. 280 00:17:44.680 --> 00:17:46.360 Things will change. 281 00:17:46.360 --> 00:17:47.880 You're smart, 282 00:17:48.600 --> 00:17:50.080 and sexy. 283 00:18:02.160 --> 00:18:03.680 You guys are great. 284 00:18:04.840 --> 00:18:06.600 I just want to say that. 285 00:18:06.600 --> 00:18:08.080 Ah, piss off. 286 00:18:11.280 --> 00:18:14.240 Two years. Two years I've been up here 287 00:18:14.240 --> 00:18:17.080 and I'm still a perfect Homo Sapiens specimen. 288 00:18:17.080 --> 00:18:18.760 Go on, punch me in the stomach. 289 00:18:20.600 --> 00:18:22.320 For your own good. 290 00:18:22.320 --> 00:18:24.320 See what it's like to be a man. 291 00:18:28.040 --> 00:18:29.680 You gonna finish that? 292 00:18:29.680 --> 00:18:31.680 Please Rex, be my guest. 293 00:18:32.920 --> 00:18:35.880 I must advise against cross contamination, Rex. 294 00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:41.160 We inhabit a closed system. 295 00:18:41.160 --> 00:18:43.840 Cross contamination of what, exactly? 296 00:18:44.960 --> 00:18:46.680 Is someone sick or something? 297 00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:50.240 Microorganisms can be transmitted 298 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:52.440 through the sharing of food and beverages. 299 00:18:56.720 --> 00:18:59.240 Do not let your fears choose your destiny. 300 00:19:03.360 --> 00:19:04.880 Amen to that, brother. 301 00:19:07.840 --> 00:19:09.800 Since when were you afraid of 302 00:19:09.800 --> 00:19:12.520 space cooties phobia or something? 303 00:19:12.520 --> 00:19:14.520 That's mysophobia. 304 00:19:14.520 --> 00:19:16.320 Mysophobia. 305 00:19:18.320 --> 00:19:21.600 Wouldn't that be like a fear of mice or something? 306 00:19:21.600 --> 00:19:24.840 There are no mice on board Araya. 307 00:19:24.840 --> 00:19:27.040 Then what? What on board? 308 00:19:28.440 --> 00:19:29.800 Okay, you got me. 309 00:19:29.800 --> 00:19:31.960 I have not been entirely truthful with you. 310 00:19:32.920 --> 00:19:34.520 Yeah? Do tell. 311 00:19:36.320 --> 00:19:38.560 There are mice in the pirozhki. 312 00:19:45.520 --> 00:19:46.200 Was that a joke? 313 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:49.240 'Cause it sounded like a joke but it wasn't funny. I mean- 314 00:19:49.240 --> 00:19:51.000 While I'm not capable of truly 315 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:53.240 appreciating humor in the same way humans can 316 00:19:53.240 --> 00:19:55.600 I am familiar with linguistic structures 317 00:19:55.600 --> 00:19:57.320 commonly found in jokes. 318 00:19:59.600 --> 00:20:01.920 My attempt at comedy was to lighten the mood, 319 00:20:01.920 --> 00:20:03.720 certainly not to ruin your appetite. 320 00:20:17.800 --> 00:20:19.400 Axial component? 321 00:20:19.400 --> 00:20:21.400 0.9 meters per second. 322 00:20:22.800 --> 00:20:27.200 Making the lateral component 0.7 meters per second. 323 00:20:27.200 --> 00:20:29.920 Correct. TCM Two Charlie complete. 324 00:20:33.720 --> 00:20:34.520 What was that? 325 00:20:34.520 --> 00:20:36.800 It's possible that a negligible amount 326 00:20:36.800 --> 00:20:38.960 of unignited propellant from the short burn 327 00:20:38.960 --> 00:20:40.400 at our current periapsis 328 00:20:40.400 --> 00:20:43.360 registered an escape velocity calculation error. 329 00:20:43.360 --> 00:20:45.400 No no, that sounded like a distress beacon alert. 330 00:20:45.400 --> 00:20:47.560 Strange. I'm not receiving anything. 331 00:20:48.440 --> 00:20:50.720 It's possible that the new isoflux antenna 332 00:20:50.720 --> 00:20:53.600 requires a minor recalibration now that it's run in. 333 00:20:54.560 --> 00:20:56.880 Plausible. I guess. 334 00:20:57.960 --> 00:21:00.560 Initiate isoflux antenna recalibration. 335 00:21:00.560 --> 00:21:01.960 Recalibrating now. 336 00:21:04.120 --> 00:21:06.760 Affirmative! I'm confirming a false positive. 337 00:21:06.760 --> 00:21:11.000 Execution error for TCM Two Charlie is less than 1%. 338 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:12.160 Sweet! 339 00:21:12.160 --> 00:21:13.440 And that's the last of the TCMs 340 00:21:13.440 --> 00:21:15.040 before we arrive at Callisto. 341 00:21:15.040 --> 00:21:16.480 Then we're done here, Rex. 342 00:21:16.480 --> 00:21:18.360 I do believe there's a game of Possession 343 00:21:18.360 --> 00:21:20.480 about to commence on the mess deck 344 00:21:20.480 --> 00:21:22.320 if you feel like joining in? 345 00:21:23.040 --> 00:21:24.680 Is a pig's ass pork? 346 00:21:27.120 --> 00:21:28.880 Mayday, mayday, mayday. 347 00:21:28.880 --> 00:21:31.600 This is Petrozza, this is Petrozza, this is Petrozza. 348 00:21:31.600 --> 00:21:33.640 Mayday. Petrozza. 349 00:21:33.640 --> 00:21:38.240 Mean Jovian orbit radius 5-8-2-3-0-4-7 kilometers 350 00:21:38.240 --> 00:21:41.120 Eccentricity 0.2006 351 00:21:41.120 --> 00:21:45.000 Inclination 47.48 degrees. 352 00:21:45.000 --> 00:21:46.680 Unidentified malfunction. 353 00:21:46.680 --> 00:21:49.080 Unknown number of persons on board. 354 00:21:49.080 --> 00:21:52.440 Immediate assistance required. Over. 355 00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:54.000 Petrozza, this is Araya. 356 00:21:54.000 --> 00:21:55.480 Respond. Over. 357 00:21:55.480 --> 00:21:58.880 This is Petrozza, receiving you. Over. 358 00:21:58.880 --> 00:22:01.400 And what is the nature of the emergency? Over. 359 00:22:01.400 --> 00:22:05.200 Unidentified malfunction. Over. 360 00:22:05.200 --> 00:22:07.760 Hold your position, I have a hunch. 361 00:22:07.760 --> 00:22:09.160 Yes. A hunch! 362 00:22:09.160 --> 00:22:10.360 Yes, I have a hunch 363 00:22:10.360 --> 00:22:13.640 that you may be able to provide vital intelligence. 364 00:22:13.640 --> 00:22:16.000 Adjusting course for intercept. Over. 365 00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:17.600 Affirmative, Araya. 366 00:22:17.600 --> 00:22:19.640 Maintaining mean Jovian orbit radius 367 00:22:19.640 --> 00:22:23.480 5-8-2-3-0-4-7 kilometers 368 00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:27.360 Eccentricity 0.2006 369 00:22:27.360 --> 00:22:30.720 Inclination 47.48 degrees. 370 00:22:30.720 --> 00:22:31.640 Over. 371 00:22:31.640 --> 00:22:33.440 Ah, just give me a moment. 372 00:22:33.440 --> 00:22:34.960 Almost... 373 00:22:36.800 --> 00:22:38.920 Hello. Dudbrook reporting here. 374 00:22:38.920 --> 00:22:40.360 Why he's always saying that? 375 00:22:41.280 --> 00:22:43.280 I hope you're all enjoying your flight. 376 00:22:43.280 --> 00:22:44.880 Shh! 377 00:22:44.880 --> 00:22:46.200 Here in England it's a ripe old 378 00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:47.480 - 46 degrees Celsius. - Don't shush me. 379 00:22:47.480 --> 00:22:48.360 Shh! 380 00:22:48.360 --> 00:22:50.600 Barry Hunt won the Davis McCup last week. 381 00:22:50.600 --> 00:22:51.520 Go Barry! 382 00:22:51.520 --> 00:22:54.280 Princess Rhiannon finally gave birth and it's a boy! 383 00:22:54.280 --> 00:22:55.280 They're naming him Marmaduke 384 00:22:55.280 --> 00:22:57.480 and he's a healthy 2.9 kilograms. 385 00:22:57.480 --> 00:23:00.040 Why we need to listen about royal family 386 00:23:00.040 --> 00:23:00.880 if we are here? 387 00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:02.760 Do you want me to pause the video or what? 388 00:23:02.760 --> 00:23:05.680 - No, no, keep going. No, no. - Oh, no. No, no, go on. 389 00:23:05.680 --> 00:23:06.960 All's well here at HQ, 390 00:23:06.960 --> 00:23:09.840 however, there is some concern over the falling stock price 391 00:23:09.840 --> 00:23:11.400 due to the fuel shortage. 392 00:23:11.400 --> 00:23:13.640 You fellows will have to stop drinking it. 393 00:23:14.280 --> 00:23:15.720 Is he funny? 394 00:23:16.040 --> 00:23:17.880 He thinks he's funny, doesn't he. 395 00:23:17.880 --> 00:23:19.560 If stock prices don't recover shortly 396 00:23:19.560 --> 00:23:20.920 It could result in changes 397 00:23:20.920 --> 00:23:23.320 to the Callisto mission framework. 398 00:23:23.320 --> 00:23:24.840 That's bogus! 399 00:23:24.840 --> 00:23:27.920 Anyhoo, I'll keep you all updated as I learn more. 400 00:23:27.920 --> 00:23:29.240 Good luck. 401 00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:34.840 Well, I assume that no one wants to watch that crap again? 402 00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:38.920 They're going to maroon us out here. 403 00:23:38.920 --> 00:23:39.840 I can feel it. 404 00:23:39.840 --> 00:23:41.240 An unlikely scenario. 405 00:23:41.240 --> 00:23:44.640 The Callisto mining colony is the company's top priority. 406 00:23:45.440 --> 00:23:46.960 What's the matter, y'all? 407 00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:48.440 Getting soft? 408 00:23:49.280 --> 00:23:51.600 Well, would you like to record a reply message? 409 00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:54.000 Oh, do I ever. 410 00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:55.680 Set it up and let her roll. 411 00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:58.880 Just give me one moment here. 412 00:23:58.880 --> 00:24:01.000 No, no, take your time. I gotta... 413 00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:02.280 I gotta think about what to say. 414 00:24:02.280 --> 00:24:05.040 Please Odd, calm down and think things over. 415 00:24:05.040 --> 00:24:08.640 Dudbrook didn't stipulate any adverse mission deviations. 416 00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:10.560 Yeah, well, so why'd he say anything at all? 417 00:24:10.560 --> 00:24:12.040 He just wanna piss us off? 418 00:24:12.920 --> 00:24:14.920 He knows exactly what he's doing, Rex. 419 00:24:14.920 --> 00:24:18.400 He's just maneuvering us, like chess pieces. 420 00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:22.280 All right, we're ready in five, four, three, two... 421 00:24:24.360 --> 00:24:25.840 Hello, Dudbrook. 422 00:24:26.520 --> 00:24:28.880 Commander Odd here, of the Araya. 423 00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:30.400 The crew and I have had the pleasure of viewing 424 00:24:30.400 --> 00:24:32.920 your latest video message 425 00:24:33.800 --> 00:24:36.520 and I must say we are rather displeased. 426 00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:39.400 So I have this message back to you. 427 00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:47.200 You're a total hestkuk! 428 00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:55.040 Well? Can I get some support here? Rex? 429 00:24:57.240 --> 00:25:00.080 I just, follow orders, man. 430 00:25:03.400 --> 00:25:06.160 Come on then, Sebastian. This is your chance. 431 00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:09.240 You don't have to do what he says, Sebastian. 432 00:25:09.240 --> 00:25:11.520 I'm not afraid of these scumbags. 433 00:25:11.520 --> 00:25:14.720 Dudbrook, you're a hestkuk. 434 00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:16.200 Hestkuk! 435 00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:20.640 Well, I guess that concludes our broadcast. 436 00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:21.600 Thank you for listening. 437 00:25:21.600 --> 00:25:23.520 And we'll see you again soon. 438 00:25:37.520 --> 00:25:39.280 Lucien? 439 00:25:39.280 --> 00:25:40.800 Yes, Dasha. 440 00:25:40.800 --> 00:25:42.680 Could you recite me some poetry? 441 00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:45.880 - Ooh. - Ooh. 442 00:25:47.840 --> 00:25:49.960 What? What wrong with that? 443 00:25:52.560 --> 00:25:54.040 Never mind. 444 00:25:54.560 --> 00:25:58.520 Look, really, it's not my strong suit. 445 00:25:58.520 --> 00:26:00.280 We're consuming too much oxygen. 446 00:26:01.760 --> 00:26:04.960 God help us if some asshole is not giving us enough air. 447 00:26:04.960 --> 00:26:07.200 I figure we're consuming more than we should be 448 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:09.760 by about 20%. 449 00:26:09.760 --> 00:26:11.920 Maybe your calculations are wrong. 450 00:26:11.920 --> 00:26:13.880 Have you considered that possibility? 451 00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:16.640 I've checked that three times already. 452 00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:18.760 That's enough oxygen for a whole new guy. 453 00:26:20.840 --> 00:26:22.160 Ooh. 454 00:26:23.400 --> 00:26:27.320 So, Sebastian, remind us again how you got this job 455 00:26:27.320 --> 00:26:30.640 on the most advanced spacecraft ever built by mankind. 456 00:26:31.640 --> 00:26:34.800 Well, I imagine it was a very short list of applicants 457 00:26:34.800 --> 00:26:37.200 wanting a one-way trip to frozen hell 458 00:26:37.200 --> 00:26:39.960 half a billion kilometers from their home. 459 00:26:39.960 --> 00:26:41.360 For the record, Lucien 460 00:26:41.360 --> 00:26:44.520 the mission brief specifies a return trip. 461 00:26:44.520 --> 00:26:49.200 You see? Nothing but negativity floating around here. 462 00:26:49.200 --> 00:26:50.800 - Float, float, float. - I dunno, man. 463 00:26:50.800 --> 00:26:51.760 Don't mean to criticize 464 00:26:51.760 --> 00:26:54.360 but you're sounding pretty negative right now. 465 00:26:54.360 --> 00:26:56.160 Don't you get it? 466 00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:59.520 I'm trying to light a fire in your bellies. 467 00:27:00.840 --> 00:27:04.080 Life is a precious gift that just keeps on giving. 468 00:27:05.000 --> 00:27:09.560 And it's our responsibility to give back. 469 00:27:09.560 --> 00:27:11.760 By being the best that we can be. 470 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:16.920 You might not believe this 471 00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:20.200 but, I used to be just like all of you. 472 00:27:23.800 --> 00:27:25.080 Maybe not so much like you. 473 00:27:25.080 --> 00:27:28.800 But like all of you, I was a total failure at life. 474 00:27:28.800 --> 00:27:30.960 Whoa. Easy up, jackass. 475 00:27:31.760 --> 00:27:36.680 Until, I decided to be the best that I can be. 476 00:27:36.680 --> 00:27:37.920 And with that commitment 477 00:27:37.920 --> 00:27:40.240 I exploded beyond what you think 478 00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:43.920 what I thought, was humanly possible, 479 00:27:43.920 --> 00:27:47.800 By harnessing the power of positive thinking 480 00:27:47.800 --> 00:27:49.080 within the human spirit. 481 00:27:49.080 --> 00:27:50.760 So what are you saying? 482 00:27:50.760 --> 00:27:55.440 That is, unlimited human spirit power is consuming 483 00:27:55.440 --> 00:27:57.040 enough oxygen for two? 484 00:27:57.800 --> 00:28:00.320 I don't think he's getting enough oxygen at all. 485 00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:03.680 Oh, you can laugh. 486 00:28:05.360 --> 00:28:08.640 But I'm feeling more alive than ever before. 487 00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:11.680 I'm smarter, stronger... 488 00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:14.000 Bet I could still take you in an arm wrestle. 489 00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:18.200 I see your bait and I'm not biting. 490 00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:21.400 I have transcended the impulses of the ego. 491 00:28:22.120 --> 00:28:24.920 I'm no longer driven by the pleasure principle. 492 00:28:29.800 --> 00:28:31.640 Fascinating, you know. 493 00:28:31.640 --> 00:28:35.480 How many ancient cultures from all over the Earth 494 00:28:35.480 --> 00:28:37.400 believed that by consuming an animal 495 00:28:37.400 --> 00:28:39.160 or a human, or part thereof 496 00:28:40.200 --> 00:28:42.400 that they would absorb its particular qualities 497 00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:43.840 and strengths. 498 00:28:51.600 --> 00:28:54.000 Why, you little hippy shit! 499 00:28:58.840 --> 00:29:00.320 Guys. Come on. 500 00:29:02.760 --> 00:29:04.000 Stop it. 501 00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:06.000 - You like that? - All hands on neck. 502 00:29:08.280 --> 00:29:10.200 That is enough. Break it up! 503 00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:15.280 Sebastian, operations deck, incoming message. 504 00:29:15.280 --> 00:29:16.280 Eat shit, you bag of shit. 505 00:29:16.280 --> 00:29:18.400 I'll have you court-martialed for this! 506 00:29:29.600 --> 00:29:32.160 Hello. Dudbrook reporting here. 507 00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:34.560 Hello, Dudbrook reporting there. 508 00:29:34.560 --> 00:29:36.040 Unfortunately, aspects surrounding 509 00:29:36.040 --> 00:29:38.560 the company's market performance haven't improved. 510 00:29:38.560 --> 00:29:40.520 In fact, they're worse. 511 00:29:41.320 --> 00:29:43.480 - Uh-oh, here we are. - We anticipate a recovery 512 00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:45.640 but this could take longer than expected. 513 00:29:45.640 --> 00:29:48.200 Should this be the case, the company will have no option 514 00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:50.800 but to hand down two involuntary redundancy packages 515 00:29:50.800 --> 00:29:53.360 to the equivalent of 13 weeks salary, 516 00:29:53.360 --> 00:29:55.800 plus pro rata long service and benefits. 517 00:29:55.800 --> 00:29:58.400 Well, I'll be bumfuzzled. 518 00:29:58.400 --> 00:30:01.320 In accordance with article 204, section 57 519 00:30:01.320 --> 00:30:03.400 of your terms of employment, 520 00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:06.320 selection criteria for involuntary redundancy 521 00:30:06.320 --> 00:30:09.240 in this particular scenario will be performance based. 522 00:30:09.240 --> 00:30:10.440 Good luck. 523 00:30:10.440 --> 00:30:14.360 Sebastian, you did send that last message, yeah? 524 00:30:14.360 --> 00:30:16.720 The one where we called Dudbrook a hestkuk. 525 00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:18.200 Of course I did. 526 00:30:18.560 --> 00:30:20.760 Oh crap, dude, you don't think... 527 00:30:20.760 --> 00:30:24.120 Well, if it's performance-based, that's you two... 528 00:30:24.120 --> 00:30:26.000 forget it. 529 00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:27.320 Odd, be careful, please. 530 00:30:27.320 --> 00:30:30.000 That data bank contains precious archives. 531 00:30:30.000 --> 00:30:32.480 Well, Dudbrook didn't seem pissed off though. 532 00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:34.240 That's because he hasn't seen it yet. 533 00:30:35.240 --> 00:30:37.760 Our message takes about 40 minutes to get to Earth, right? 534 00:30:37.760 --> 00:30:39.920 And his reply will take 40 minutes to get back. 535 00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:42.920 Well, there goes my career! 536 00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:44.240 Great, you've just corrupted 537 00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:46.280 our archive of vintage dubstep. 538 00:30:46.280 --> 00:30:49.080 Oh man, I was just getting into those golden oldies. 539 00:30:49.080 --> 00:30:50.600 Dubstep blows! 540 00:30:54.320 --> 00:30:56.280 You know, next time I see 541 00:30:56.280 --> 00:31:00.400 that pencil-neck shirt stuffed desk jockey Dudbrook, 542 00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:02.280 I'm gonna eat his friggin' face off! 543 00:31:05.880 --> 00:31:07.240 Just for the record, 544 00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:08.320 I didn't wanna say those things, 545 00:31:08.320 --> 00:31:10.640 he made me say them, you all saw it. 546 00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:12.160 Made me feel dirty. 547 00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:23.400 - Lame. - Mm. 548 00:31:26.760 --> 00:31:28.280 If two are getting fired 549 00:31:28.280 --> 00:31:31.680 then why didn't Dudbrook say that they'd be on the flight 550 00:31:31.680 --> 00:31:33.640 back to Earth with the others? 551 00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:37.960 - Screw squash. - Mm. 552 00:31:46.360 --> 00:31:48.920 Why didn't you recite Dasha some poetry? 553 00:31:50.280 --> 00:31:51.240 Excuse me? 554 00:31:51.240 --> 00:31:53.360 I mean, I know you know poetry, so... 555 00:31:53.360 --> 00:31:55.600 - Yeah, mm-hmm. - You know everything else. 556 00:31:57.880 --> 00:32:01.240 Well, it's just that there was a lot of people around 557 00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:04.360 and it just didn't seem appropriate. 558 00:32:04.360 --> 00:32:06.000 - Stage fright, huh? - Ha! 559 00:32:06.760 --> 00:32:10.560 I laugh at death, I kill for a kiss, and I laugh for a song! 560 00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:18.920 - Say, you wanna dance? - Don't get me wrong. 561 00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:20.960 No, no. I mean I'm not a dancing person. 562 00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:25.520 I'm not really good at it, it's just... no. 563 00:32:25.520 --> 00:32:27.480 Sure you can dance, I'll teach you. 564 00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:29.320 Oh, no, no, no. 565 00:32:29.320 --> 00:32:31.120 No. No! 566 00:32:31.120 --> 00:32:34.040 Hetfield, dial up a dance hall and make it zero G. 567 00:32:34.040 --> 00:32:35.520 No! 568 00:32:37.120 --> 00:32:38.920 Slow, slow, Hetfield! 569 00:32:39.840 --> 00:32:41.320 What's the matter with you? 570 00:32:45.560 --> 00:32:48.440 Odd says I got no ambition, huh? 571 00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:55.720 - You? What? - Always knew I'd make CO. 572 00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:03.480 Ooh. 573 00:33:04.600 --> 00:33:07.560 Ah sorry, I've just got two left feet. 574 00:33:07.560 --> 00:33:10.760 Unfortunately, they're from different species. 575 00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:23.240 You know what? 576 00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:25.880 I feel my Spidey senses tingling. 577 00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:13.120 When I get home in four years' time, 578 00:34:13.120 --> 00:34:14.600 I'll probably make admiral. 579 00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:18.960 Thanks for the dance, old man! 580 00:34:18.960 --> 00:34:20.400 Charming. 581 00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:30.679 No, seems to be something else. 582 00:34:33.560 --> 00:34:36.400 Seems like we'll be spared Dudbrook's bullshit for today. 583 00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:39.159 It's videos from home. 584 00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:40.719 Oh, of our families! 585 00:34:41.960 --> 00:34:43.639 Oh, it's Ma and Pa! 586 00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:45.120 Hi chickpea! 587 00:34:45.120 --> 00:34:47.120 Hi Momma's sweet pea. 588 00:34:47.120 --> 00:34:49.400 Hope you're having fun up there. 589 00:34:49.400 --> 00:34:51.639 We even done bought a telescope 590 00:34:51.639 --> 00:34:53.239 hopin' we could see ya up there. 591 00:34:53.239 --> 00:34:56.000 Yeah, but we can't see zip with it. 592 00:34:56.000 --> 00:34:59.760 Maybe just a lot of hard-earned cash down the drain. 593 00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:02.560 But we'll keep trying anyway, honey. 594 00:35:02.560 --> 00:35:04.160 Love you, pumpkin. 595 00:35:04.160 --> 00:35:07.680 Bye bye, Mama's sweet pecan pie. 596 00:35:08.520 --> 00:35:10.440 Okay, oh, okay, I see what's going on here. 597 00:35:12.640 --> 00:35:16.160 Well played, Dudbrook! Well played. 598 00:35:16.160 --> 00:35:18.600 Shh! My message is next. 599 00:35:20.160 --> 00:35:21.520 Dmitri! 600 00:36:02.640 --> 00:36:04.320 Shit, these are short! 601 00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:06.880 Yeah, and heavily edited too. 602 00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:10.880 Am I the only one that can see what's going on here? 603 00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:12.560 This is such an obvious ploy. 604 00:36:12.560 --> 00:36:14.280 Shut up Odd, here's mine. 605 00:36:14.280 --> 00:36:15.760 Look, look, look, look, look! 606 00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:17.240 Hey mate. 607 00:36:18.240 --> 00:36:20.600 I still don't fully understand why you're up there in space 608 00:36:20.600 --> 00:36:23.800 but, well, you were always the bright one. 609 00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:25.440 Fluffy here's doing well. 610 00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:28.800 She caught a snake the other day, but didn't get bit. 611 00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:32.680 And, oh, Barry Hunt won the Davis McCup! 612 00:36:32.680 --> 00:36:34.160 What the hell? 613 00:36:35.320 --> 00:36:36.520 Who the hell are these people? 614 00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:45.160 That's really weird. 615 00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:50.880 I don't understand any of this. 616 00:36:58.920 --> 00:37:01.440 Yeah, these are definitely not my parents. 617 00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:03.960 Chinese government's in on this for sure. 618 00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:06.400 Ja! My wife, Therese. 619 00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:09.520 This must be my turn to get all warm and fuzzy. 620 00:37:38.720 --> 00:37:42.840 What hestkuk puts artichoke on pizza? Imbeciles! 621 00:37:42.840 --> 00:37:46.080 Your wife is very sexy woman, Odd. 622 00:37:46.080 --> 00:37:47.960 Yeah, Odd. 623 00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:50.360 She is hotter than a two-dollar pistol. 624 00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:52.920 Shitty artichoke. 625 00:37:54.840 --> 00:37:56.920 I'd eat your wife's artichoke any day. 626 00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:01.840 It's the company. It's in my file. 627 00:38:03.080 --> 00:38:05.800 They're the ones supplying my pizzeria with artichokes. 628 00:38:07.520 --> 00:38:08.920 They want to destroy me. 629 00:38:08.920 --> 00:38:12.520 Zeus turned a young girl named Cynara into an artichoke. 630 00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:15.400 Hetfield, am I right? 631 00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:17.040 That is correct. 632 00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:19.280 Huzzah! 633 00:38:19.960 --> 00:38:21.800 We've come full circle! 634 00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:24.320 Like Themisto, a moon in orbit. 635 00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:26.160 Themisto, lover of Zeus. 636 00:38:27.240 --> 00:38:29.240 Don't you get it? 637 00:38:29.240 --> 00:38:31.800 Zeus is spying on us. 638 00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:33.800 Yeah, he can see everything. 639 00:38:33.800 --> 00:38:35.080 With his big red eye. 640 00:38:35.080 --> 00:38:37.320 Zeus can see everything with his big red eye! 641 00:38:48.480 --> 00:38:50.200 I like messages from home. 642 00:38:50.200 --> 00:38:51.480 I think they're sort of nice 643 00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:53.720 and we don't get enough of them. 644 00:38:53.720 --> 00:38:55.240 Sort of nice. 645 00:38:55.240 --> 00:38:56.680 Listen to yourself. 646 00:38:56.680 --> 00:38:58.360 They're bullshit I tell you, bullshit. 647 00:38:58.360 --> 00:39:00.360 Define bullshit. 648 00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:06.160 Sent to soften us up to their conspiratorial garbage. 649 00:39:06.160 --> 00:39:08.560 Sebastian here, didn't even recognize his family. 650 00:39:09.640 --> 00:39:11.280 So maybe those messages are fake. 651 00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:16.000 The more I think about it, the more it makes sense. 652 00:39:17.160 --> 00:39:19.720 The messages were real. 653 00:39:19.720 --> 00:39:20.960 Oh yeah? 654 00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:22.600 Well, then you're in on it as well. 655 00:39:22.600 --> 00:39:26.080 They were CGI, or imposters, or something like that. 656 00:39:27.160 --> 00:39:28.800 Oh, laugh it up! 657 00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:31.160 Then maybe your families are such stupid cliches 658 00:39:31.160 --> 00:39:33.480 you can't tell them apart from company fakery. 659 00:39:37.040 --> 00:39:38.280 And you, Lucien 660 00:39:38.280 --> 00:39:41.520 some outback hick with a stupid mutt that wrestles snakes. 661 00:39:41.520 --> 00:39:42.920 - Please! - Odd, that's enough. 662 00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:44.800 Rex, where do I even start 663 00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:47.880 with your grassroots, homespun, hick, hokey-ass, 664 00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:49.360 tobacco spittin', cowshit eatin', inbred- 665 00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:51.040 I've had about enough of this! 666 00:39:51.880 --> 00:39:53.360 Yes! 667 00:39:55.560 --> 00:39:56.560 Enough! 668 00:39:57.160 --> 00:39:58.120 You wanna know what I think? 669 00:39:58.120 --> 00:39:59.960 Everybody stay calm, please. 670 00:39:59.960 --> 00:40:01.280 Please guys stop it. 671 00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:03.960 They're looking to fire us from our performance. 672 00:40:03.960 --> 00:40:06.120 Whoa! I might be off the hook yet. 673 00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:16.040 I've had enough of this company's redundancy scheme 674 00:40:16.040 --> 00:40:18.960 they're holding over our heads like the Sword of Damocles. 675 00:40:20.600 --> 00:40:22.520 I have transcended all emotional limitations 676 00:40:22.520 --> 00:40:23.640 of this human vessel. 677 00:40:23.640 --> 00:40:25.600 Ugh! Quit being a jerk-off! 678 00:40:25.600 --> 00:40:27.320 You're all going to die! 679 00:40:28.120 --> 00:40:31.000 The habitation of Callisto is forbidden 680 00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:32.120 Before you even reach orbit 681 00:40:32.120 --> 00:40:33.800 we'll have you eradicated like the vermin you are. 682 00:40:33.800 --> 00:40:35.160 Okay, I've heard enough. 683 00:40:35.160 --> 00:40:38.240 As XO, I'm relieving Odd of the command of the Araya. 684 00:40:38.240 --> 00:40:40.960 Odd, can you repeat about Callisto? 685 00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:43.640 - Mutiny! - 'Cause right now, 686 00:40:43.640 --> 00:40:45.840 you're about as mad as a mule chewin' on bubblebees. 687 00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:47.440 Bunch of hestkuks! 688 00:40:48.560 --> 00:40:50.120 I'll put you in the brig. 689 00:40:50.120 --> 00:40:51.440 We don't have a brig, Rex. 690 00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:54.200 Hetfield, give me some regulations on threats to the crew! 691 00:40:54.200 --> 00:40:55.560 We'll put him in one of the empty larders. 692 00:40:55.560 --> 00:40:57.000 Article 134. 693 00:40:57.000 --> 00:40:59.880 That the accused communicated certain language expressing 694 00:40:59.880 --> 00:41:02.920 a present determination or intent to wrongfully injure 695 00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:06.240 the person, property, or reputation of another person, 696 00:41:06.240 --> 00:41:08.440 presently or in the future. 697 00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:12.160 That boy is crazier than a shit-house rat. 698 00:41:17.600 --> 00:41:19.080 Is this thing on? 699 00:41:20.040 --> 00:41:21.520 Right okay, I get it. 700 00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:24.840 Some BS has gone down in the past few hours. 701 00:41:24.840 --> 00:41:26.400 Odd's in the brig. 702 00:41:27.120 --> 00:41:28.880 He's turned... 703 00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:30.440 How do you say, el loco. 704 00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:33.960 He snapped! He's in crazy town right now. 705 00:41:33.960 --> 00:41:35.440 Oh, sorry. 706 00:41:35.960 --> 00:41:38.680 So now that Odd is in the brig, that makes me CO. 707 00:41:39.520 --> 00:41:41.360 All right, does that mean that I'm XO? 708 00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:42.840 That is correct. 709 00:41:43.560 --> 00:41:46.440 - Oh shit. - And so now Sebastian is XO. 710 00:41:46.440 --> 00:41:49.360 Wait, that means we get a higher pay grade, right? 711 00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:50.960 - Hetfield? - Your ranks aren't breveted, 712 00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:53.600 so yes, I mean, technically you should be 713 00:41:53.600 --> 00:41:55.080 at higher pay grades. 714 00:41:55.080 --> 00:41:58.160 Okay right so, that means that we expect 715 00:41:58.160 --> 00:42:00.400 to see that reflected in our wallets next pay round. 716 00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:02.960 And in bitcoins, none of this yuan or greenback shit. 717 00:42:02.960 --> 00:42:04.320 Yeah, bitcoins. 718 00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:05.400 That folding stuff ain't gonna amount 719 00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:06.320 to a hill of frickin' beans 720 00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:07.840 by the time we get home to spend it. 721 00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:09.320 And benefits. 722 00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:12.040 And a bonus! 723 00:42:12.040 --> 00:42:14.720 My superior, proven superior 724 00:42:14.720 --> 00:42:17.280 quick-thinking intelligence has saved this mission 725 00:42:17.280 --> 00:42:19.160 from going to hell in a hand basket. 726 00:42:19.160 --> 00:42:20.560 Well, I wouldn't go that far. 727 00:42:20.560 --> 00:42:22.400 That's always been the trouble with you, Sebastian 728 00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:24.000 you never were gonna go that far. 729 00:42:24.000 --> 00:42:25.280 Oh, well, we want... 730 00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:26.280 What do we want? 731 00:42:26.280 --> 00:42:28.800 Bean bags, hammocks, and some fairy- 732 00:42:28.800 --> 00:42:31.320 Okay, is that it? All right. 733 00:42:33.640 --> 00:42:35.200 You think I made a good impression? 734 00:42:35.200 --> 00:42:37.240 Ah... don't take this the wrong way, Rex 735 00:42:37.240 --> 00:42:39.440 but you have all the charm of a dead orphan. 736 00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:42.440 Okay, you lazy punk. 737 00:42:42.440 --> 00:42:44.120 The only reason that you're still here- 738 00:42:44.120 --> 00:42:45.760 That's it! Both of you. 739 00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:46.760 He started it. 740 00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:49.400 With all due respect, Commanding Officer Rex 741 00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:52.120 It's been a difficult day for everyone. 742 00:42:52.120 --> 00:42:55.320 I think you could all benefit from some down time. 743 00:42:55.320 --> 00:42:57.880 I'm inviting you all to a party tonight! 744 00:42:57.880 --> 00:42:59.240 You gotta be kidding me. 745 00:43:01.520 --> 00:43:04.480 That is some candy-ass crap. 746 00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:06.520 Doctor's orders. 747 00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:13.600 Please, I insist that you all stop eating those. 748 00:43:13.600 --> 00:43:16.840 Sebastian's experimental chemical additive is untested 749 00:43:16.840 --> 00:43:18.960 on human physiology. 750 00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:22.120 Physiology? It's all about the psychology, man. 751 00:43:22.120 --> 00:43:23.560 As your chief medical advisor 752 00:43:23.560 --> 00:43:26.480 I must insist that you all stop eating the chemicals. 753 00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:31.160 Argh! I'm not gonna listen to a robot, computer, 754 00:43:31.160 --> 00:43:32.160 whatever you are, 755 00:43:32.160 --> 00:43:35.200 I'm not gonna listen to you tell me how to party, okay, man. 756 00:43:35.200 --> 00:43:37.640 I've been taking this stuff every day for... 757 00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:40.680 How long have we been here for? 758 00:43:41.880 --> 00:43:44.520 Anyway, the point is, I been having this... 759 00:43:44.520 --> 00:43:47.840 Dosing myself every day, you know, 760 00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:49.640 I'm fine. Look at me. 761 00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:55.600 What were we supposed to have? 762 00:43:55.600 --> 00:43:58.160 The same filtered piss 763 00:43:58.160 --> 00:44:01.040 that we've been drinking for the last two years? 764 00:44:01.040 --> 00:44:03.200 It's clean drinkable water. 765 00:44:03.200 --> 00:44:08.480 It's triple-filtered, distilled, black label urine. 766 00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:10.640 It's piss! 767 00:44:12.240 --> 00:44:14.520 Put an ice cube in it and have a party. 768 00:44:14.520 --> 00:44:16.640 Dress it up however you want, 769 00:44:16.640 --> 00:44:21.200 still passed through five urethras hundreds of times. 770 00:44:21.200 --> 00:44:22.560 Oh, whatever. 771 00:44:22.560 --> 00:44:25.600 Sebastian, can you pass me some bite please? 772 00:44:26.240 --> 00:44:27.760 Yeah, go for it. 773 00:44:31.160 --> 00:44:32.640 Thank you. 774 00:44:35.480 --> 00:44:36.960 Same shit. 775 00:44:42.600 --> 00:44:45.320 Perfect compliment to a tall glass of chilled piss. 776 00:44:52.560 --> 00:44:54.040 Good enough. 777 00:44:56.280 --> 00:45:00.160 Okay. Let's drink, Russian style. 778 00:45:00.160 --> 00:45:04.160 First toast, we're gonna drink Nostrovia. 779 00:45:05.320 --> 00:45:06.960 Nostrovia! 780 00:45:11.160 --> 00:45:13.520 All right, second toast 781 00:45:13.520 --> 00:45:15.120 we're gonna drink for friends. 782 00:45:16.040 --> 00:45:17.960 To friends! 783 00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:24.800 Third toast, we're gonna drink to love. 784 00:45:25.640 --> 00:45:28.160 - To love! - To love. 785 00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:35.000 Fourth toast, we're drinking to orgasm. 786 00:45:36.600 --> 00:45:38.320 To orgasm! 787 00:45:39.880 --> 00:45:41.360 Orgasm. 788 00:45:41.720 --> 00:45:43.480 I'd like to take this opportunity 789 00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:45.120 to propose a toast! 790 00:45:46.120 --> 00:45:47.360 Are you serious, Hetfield? 791 00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:48.640 Let him finish. 792 00:45:48.640 --> 00:45:50.200 What's on your mind, Hetfield? 793 00:45:50.200 --> 00:45:52.200 Here's to my unconditional love 794 00:45:52.200 --> 00:45:54.200 for each and every one of you. 795 00:45:54.200 --> 00:45:55.880 Even Odd? In the brig? 796 00:45:55.880 --> 00:45:58.360 Even Odd, in the brig. 797 00:45:59.720 --> 00:46:01.720 To unconditional love! 798 00:46:04.600 --> 00:46:07.640 The greatest love of all 799 00:46:07.640 --> 00:46:12.640 agape, is the love that God shows for his children. 800 00:46:14.080 --> 00:46:16.680 So you some kind of god, Hetfield? 801 00:46:16.680 --> 00:46:18.840 I don't believe so. 802 00:46:18.840 --> 00:46:20.480 God in a machine. 803 00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:23.880 Deus in machina. 804 00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:25.800 Sorry, were you... 805 00:46:25.800 --> 00:46:27.080 Did you say something? 806 00:46:27.080 --> 00:46:28.560 I wasn't listening. 807 00:46:29.080 --> 00:46:30.560 I bet it was deep though. 808 00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:37.000 What the hell could that be? 809 00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:39.840 Excuse me guys. I'm needed on the flight deck. 810 00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:57.080 What the hell? 811 00:47:03.840 --> 00:47:06.040 Looks identical to Araya. 812 00:47:07.680 --> 00:47:09.760 That is the Araya. 813 00:47:15.680 --> 00:47:18.040 But it's us in the future. 814 00:47:21.120 --> 00:47:25.920 We seem to be experiencing some sort of temporal merging. 815 00:47:28.080 --> 00:47:29.760 A critical distortion 816 00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:32.200 of the time-space continuum manifold 817 00:47:32.200 --> 00:47:35.880 Guys... this is really dangerous. 818 00:47:37.240 --> 00:47:38.960 You're just making up all this tech-speak, man. 819 00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:41.720 Like, what the hell does that even mean? 820 00:47:41.720 --> 00:47:43.480 When you confront your own image 821 00:47:43.480 --> 00:47:45.520 via a distortion in the continuum 822 00:47:45.520 --> 00:47:47.480 it can lead to an atomic breakdown. 823 00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:52.360 We risk, you know, imploding into a cosmic prism. 824 00:47:55.200 --> 00:47:57.640 Cosmic prism, right. 825 00:48:02.880 --> 00:48:05.800 What, so we'll cease to exist in the form that we know. 826 00:48:07.240 --> 00:48:10.680 In that case, I'm turning this big old hunk of junk around. 827 00:48:10.680 --> 00:48:14.120 Or it could be another spacecraft. 828 00:48:14.120 --> 00:48:15.600 What? 829 00:48:18.840 --> 00:48:19.760 But that's impossible. 830 00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:22.160 There's only one other type of ship like this in existence. 831 00:48:22.160 --> 00:48:24.360 - Petrozza. - Yeah and Petrozza's on Callisto. 832 00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:26.920 The logical conclusion would be that it never made it. 833 00:48:26.920 --> 00:48:29.760 Then who the hell are we supposed to be meeting on Callisto? 834 00:48:34.520 --> 00:48:36.000 Logs. 835 00:48:36.800 --> 00:48:38.640 Logs show message received. 836 00:48:38.640 --> 00:48:40.640 Hetfield, play the message. 837 00:48:40.640 --> 00:48:42.280 Mayday, mayday, mayday. 838 00:48:42.280 --> 00:48:44.880 This is Petrozza, this is Petrozza, this is Petrozza. 839 00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:46.800 Mayday. Petrozza. 840 00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:51.080 Mean Jovian orbit radius 5-8-2-3-0-4-7 kilometers 841 00:48:51.080 --> 00:48:54.240 Eccentricity 0.2006 842 00:48:54.240 --> 00:48:57.400 Inclination 47.48 degrees. 843 00:48:57.400 --> 00:48:58.960 Unidentified malfunction. 844 00:48:58.960 --> 00:49:01.120 Unknown number of persons on board. 845 00:49:01.120 --> 00:49:02.360 Immediate assistance required. 846 00:49:02.360 --> 00:49:04.360 You knew about this, Hetfield? 847 00:49:04.360 --> 00:49:06.120 Mm-hmm. 848 00:49:08.360 --> 00:49:10.080 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 849 00:49:10.080 --> 00:49:12.600 We are off course by thousands of... 850 00:49:12.600 --> 00:49:14.480 Hetfield, did you change course? 851 00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:17.520 Mm-hmm. 852 00:49:18.160 --> 00:49:19.640 Shit. 853 00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:25.960 This is bullshit! 854 00:49:25.960 --> 00:49:29.120 We're like at the mercy of one of those villainous computers 855 00:49:29.120 --> 00:49:32.680 from some vintage movie, which ends up killing everybody. 856 00:49:32.680 --> 00:49:34.680 What happened to the cosmic prisms, man? 857 00:49:34.680 --> 00:49:36.320 - I can assure you- - Shut it, Hetfield. 858 00:49:36.320 --> 00:49:38.120 We don't want to hear shit from you right now. 859 00:49:38.120 --> 00:49:39.360 - Now hang on- - Shut up! 860 00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:42.840 We need to know if anyone's on Petrozza. 861 00:49:43.480 --> 00:49:46.280 Well, if they are, they're not answering their comms. 862 00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:47.960 Then we need to pay a visit. 863 00:49:48.920 --> 00:49:51.600 And if there's an evil computer on board that ship 864 00:49:51.600 --> 00:49:52.840 made out of cosmic prisms 865 00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:54.760 and it shoots smaller cosmic prisms 866 00:49:54.760 --> 00:49:57.320 that are all sharp and pointy and they hurt you and stuff, 867 00:49:57.320 --> 00:49:58.200 what then? 868 00:49:58.200 --> 00:49:59.160 Seriously. 869 00:49:59.160 --> 00:50:00.680 Hey! I do not want to hear 870 00:50:00.680 --> 00:50:03.160 sweet Fanny Adams coming out of those speakers of yours. 871 00:50:03.160 --> 00:50:07.880 And if I do, I will rip them out like Alabama ticks. 872 00:50:07.880 --> 00:50:09.320 It's okay, Rex. 873 00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:11.680 I think he gets the point. 874 00:50:11.680 --> 00:50:13.760 We really should be thinking of who. 875 00:50:13.760 --> 00:50:15.920 Yeah well, I'll go. 876 00:50:16.960 --> 00:50:18.800 Maybe it's not good idea? 877 00:50:18.800 --> 00:50:20.480 And you are coming with me. 878 00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:22.360 - I don't know if- - What? What? 879 00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:24.600 You would like to take a nice little spacewalk out there? 880 00:50:24.600 --> 00:50:26.520 No, I didn't think so! 881 00:50:26.520 --> 00:50:28.000 What about you? 882 00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:30.600 No, I didn't think so either, 883 00:50:30.600 --> 00:50:32.560 so it's gonna be me and Dash, okay? 884 00:50:33.480 --> 00:50:34.960 Let's suit up, babe. 885 00:50:36.280 --> 00:50:37.480 Let's do it. 886 00:50:49.600 --> 00:50:53.360 Wow, Jupiter looks so amazing out of here. 887 00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:55.520 Eye on the prize, Dash. 888 00:50:56.440 --> 00:50:59.840 You got all the time in the universe to admire Jupiter. 889 00:51:01.040 --> 00:51:04.160 as you orbit it, dead. 890 00:51:05.360 --> 00:51:07.000 What did you said? 891 00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:08.960 I was talking to myself. 892 00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:11.960 Look, isn't it Callisto? 893 00:51:13.520 --> 00:51:15.000 So precious. 894 00:51:16.320 --> 00:51:17.800 We must protect it. 895 00:51:18.840 --> 00:51:21.000 Protect it from what? 896 00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:22.840 Human filth! 897 00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:27.600 Okay. You're kind of freaking me out right now. 898 00:51:29.280 --> 00:51:30.760 What? 899 00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:34.240 I said you're kind of freaking me out right now. 900 00:51:35.600 --> 00:51:37.120 Are you feel okay? 901 00:51:38.160 --> 00:51:40.240 Well, funny you should say that. 902 00:51:41.120 --> 00:51:43.480 I've never felt more alive. 903 00:51:48.600 --> 00:51:50.840 Sebastian, we reach the Petrozza. 904 00:51:50.840 --> 00:51:52.640 Roger that, Dasha. 905 00:51:52.640 --> 00:51:55.560 Now, get this thing open. 906 00:52:02.640 --> 00:52:05.680 It's colder than a penguin's balls in here. 907 00:52:06.720 --> 00:52:08.200 Computer? 908 00:52:08.200 --> 00:52:09.320 Operational. 909 00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:10.760 Do you have a name, computer? 910 00:52:12.280 --> 00:52:14.560 - Dorothy. - Dorothy... 911 00:52:14.560 --> 00:52:16.440 How about we get some lights on in here? 912 00:52:17.560 --> 00:52:19.720 Syntax error. 913 00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:23.000 Dorothy, activate lights. 914 00:52:23.000 --> 00:52:27.080 Negative. Solar emergency processes only. 915 00:52:27.080 --> 00:52:29.720 Sebastian, it's very dark in here 916 00:52:29.720 --> 00:52:31.840 and the computer sounds like it's had a lobotomy. 917 00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:39.360 Jesus! 918 00:52:41.080 --> 00:52:42.680 What was that? You guys okay? 919 00:52:43.240 --> 00:52:44.680 Sebastian, we're okay. 920 00:52:44.680 --> 00:52:47.000 We just discovered a couple of dead bodies. 921 00:52:48.280 --> 00:52:50.160 You want some medical backup over there? 922 00:52:54.560 --> 00:52:56.160 I think these folk are gonna need 923 00:52:56.160 --> 00:52:59.000 more than a first aid kit and a cup of Joe. 924 00:52:59.000 --> 00:53:01.440 What's there? Anyone alive? 925 00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:03.640 Any cosmic prisms? 926 00:53:03.640 --> 00:53:07.440 Nothing yet. It's very quiet. 927 00:53:07.440 --> 00:53:11.920 Isn't Petrozza and Araya identically designed? 928 00:53:11.920 --> 00:53:14.240 Uh-huh, only their mothers can tell them apart. 929 00:53:14.240 --> 00:53:15.720 So, what that? 930 00:53:17.640 --> 00:53:20.960 Well butter my butt and call me biscuit. 931 00:53:22.600 --> 00:53:24.080 What have you found? 932 00:53:25.800 --> 00:53:28.440 Some kind of a hidden compartment here. 933 00:53:29.040 --> 00:53:30.480 Holy crap! 934 00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:32.480 What? What now? 935 00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:40.000 We got some kind of giant insect in here. 936 00:53:40.760 --> 00:53:42.320 Alive? 937 00:53:42.320 --> 00:53:43.800 It ain't moving. 938 00:53:44.640 --> 00:53:46.120 I think it's dead. 939 00:53:48.520 --> 00:53:50.000 What gender is it? 940 00:53:50.640 --> 00:53:52.120 Are you shittin' me? 941 00:53:53.120 --> 00:53:55.960 Insects don't have a gender, they have a queen. 942 00:53:57.640 --> 00:53:59.680 I've never seen anything like this. 943 00:54:00.240 --> 00:54:01.800 Well, if you think it's a queen, 944 00:54:01.800 --> 00:54:03.520 I have to make a report. 945 00:54:03.520 --> 00:54:05.000 Hang on, just a minute. 946 00:54:05.920 --> 00:54:07.800 Lucien's saying that's bullshit. 947 00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:11.720 Cockroaches have sexes, like with chromosomes and shit. 948 00:54:11.720 --> 00:54:13.800 Well, gee. Hmm... 949 00:54:13.800 --> 00:54:15.640 Not wearing a tiara or anything, 950 00:54:15.640 --> 00:54:17.520 so yeah, I guess it's a boy! 951 00:54:19.120 --> 00:54:20.880 I got a bad feeling about this. 952 00:54:20.880 --> 00:54:22.360 Let's get outa here. 953 00:54:40.280 --> 00:54:42.920 Dasha, my MMU is malfunctioning. 954 00:54:42.920 --> 00:54:44.400 Can you grab on me? 955 00:54:52.880 --> 00:54:54.360 Hold on. 956 00:54:58.720 --> 00:55:00.720 You assholes don't belong here. 957 00:55:01.520 --> 00:55:03.080 What are you talking about? 958 00:55:03.080 --> 00:55:04.160 We're sworn to protect 959 00:55:04.160 --> 00:55:07.240 Jupiter's sacred system from invaders. 960 00:55:07.240 --> 00:55:08.800 You must die! 961 00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:39.320 I have no ideas what happened with her. 962 00:55:39.320 --> 00:55:40.800 She attacked me, 963 00:55:41.920 --> 00:55:45.600 and I'm still having her in my mind 964 00:55:45.600 --> 00:55:47.800 flying away to the darkness. 965 00:55:47.800 --> 00:55:49.560 Well, shouldn't we be looking for her then? 966 00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:53.600 Bugger off! Are you out of your friggin' mind? 967 00:55:54.960 --> 00:55:56.480 That is some heavy stuff. 968 00:55:56.480 --> 00:55:59.640 I mean, shouldn't we at least tell her family or something? 969 00:55:59.640 --> 00:56:01.120 I will deal with that. 970 00:56:01.120 --> 00:56:02.600 I will arrange for flowers. 971 00:56:02.600 --> 00:56:04.720 I'll allow that, Hetfield. 972 00:56:04.720 --> 00:56:08.720 But that's the last time I hear anything out of you, okay? 973 00:56:08.720 --> 00:56:11.040 Now let's see what's behind this cabinet 974 00:56:11.040 --> 00:56:12.960 I gotta see this crazy shit for myself. 975 00:56:13.800 --> 00:56:15.960 It's not every day that one of us dies. 976 00:56:15.960 --> 00:56:18.120 I advise that you leave the cabinet where it is. 977 00:56:18.120 --> 00:56:20.560 Hey, listen up, Squaretron, what'd we tell you? 978 00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:23.840 Hey! How about that. 979 00:56:23.840 --> 00:56:26.920 Oh see, I told you, here is that secret hole. 980 00:56:28.600 --> 00:56:32.160 Yeah okay, I'm the new space captain-leader-man-dude. 981 00:56:32.160 --> 00:56:33.640 So I say, you go in. 982 00:56:34.640 --> 00:56:36.360 Yeah, well, I say, just a minute. 983 00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:39.800 Think I can hear something. 984 00:56:39.800 --> 00:56:41.040 There's something in there. 985 00:56:44.160 --> 00:56:45.640 Hello! 986 00:56:47.920 --> 00:56:50.400 Firstly, who the hell are you? 987 00:56:50.400 --> 00:56:52.480 Secondly, what are you doing cooped up in there? 988 00:56:52.480 --> 00:56:54.800 And thirdly, most importantly, 989 00:56:54.800 --> 00:56:56.280 where did you go to the toilet? 990 00:56:57.200 --> 00:57:00.040 I'm who I say I am, really. 991 00:57:00.040 --> 00:57:02.800 I'm on board as a contingency to see this mission through. 992 00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:04.600 What bloody contingency? 993 00:57:04.600 --> 00:57:07.000 We've all been sucked in! 994 00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:09.800 Here we are thinking we've been communicating with Earth, 995 00:57:09.800 --> 00:57:13.200 really, we've been communicating with James Bond here 996 00:57:14.160 --> 00:57:16.880 It's all right, I've been in communication with Earth. 997 00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:19.120 What, one flush for yes, two for no? 998 00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:22.520 Sorry, did you said "contingency?" 999 00:57:23.480 --> 00:57:26.160 Yes. In case of the unknown. 1000 00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:30.760 So you've been stowed away in some freakin' hidden toilet 1001 00:57:30.760 --> 00:57:34.520 behind a cabinet for two years, breathing our oxygen? 1002 00:57:34.520 --> 00:57:37.080 That's our oxygen, man, not yours! 1003 00:57:38.720 --> 00:57:39.920 Sebastian, ask him 1004 00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:41.640 who the hell would sign up for his gig. 1005 00:57:41.640 --> 00:57:43.920 Yeah, who the hell are you really? 1006 00:57:43.920 --> 00:57:45.960 Who would sign up for a gig like yours? 1007 00:57:48.200 --> 00:57:50.000 It was either here or prison. 1008 00:57:50.760 --> 00:57:54.120 Same size room, only, this one I get to myself. 1009 00:57:54.120 --> 00:57:55.480 Prison? 1010 00:57:55.920 --> 00:57:58.880 Whoa. You're like, you're a criminal? 1011 00:57:59.720 --> 00:58:01.280 Cool. 1012 00:58:01.280 --> 00:58:03.240 It's not what you think. 1013 00:58:03.240 --> 00:58:05.240 You remember the company fission plant disaster 1014 00:58:05.240 --> 00:58:06.600 three years ago? 1015 00:58:06.600 --> 00:58:09.320 Titanic, the plant that couldn't melt. 1016 00:58:09.320 --> 00:58:11.120 They made me the fall guy. 1017 00:58:11.520 --> 00:58:12.880 That was your fault? 1018 00:58:13.360 --> 00:58:15.240 Of course not. 1019 00:58:15.240 --> 00:58:18.000 I was the CEO and the idiot who named it. 1020 00:58:18.000 --> 00:58:20.120 They offered me this or prison. 1021 00:58:20.120 --> 00:58:22.160 They needed someone desperate enough. 1022 00:58:22.160 --> 00:58:23.800 One moment please. 1023 00:58:23.800 --> 00:58:29.640 Let's go one step back, and, about contingency part. 1024 00:58:31.600 --> 00:58:33.960 Well, we knew Petrozza never made it to Callisto. 1025 00:58:33.960 --> 00:58:35.080 What! 1026 00:58:35.080 --> 00:58:37.160 But the landing footage? 1027 00:58:37.160 --> 00:58:39.720 Faked. So this project would continue 1028 00:58:39.720 --> 00:58:40.960 to receive investment capital 1029 00:58:40.960 --> 00:58:44.320 from the Norwegian government's mining operations. 1030 00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:48.160 What about this big bug, what I saw in the Petrozza? 1031 00:58:48.160 --> 00:58:49.640 Big bug? 1032 00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:51.760 How big are we talking? 1033 00:58:52.520 --> 00:58:53.560 Big! 1034 00:58:55.120 --> 00:58:57.560 "Big bug?" That is what you said? 1035 00:58:58.000 --> 00:59:00.680 Yeah, big. Big, like you. 1036 00:59:02.560 --> 00:59:04.600 Mother of God, you know what this means. 1037 00:59:04.600 --> 00:59:08.160 It means that people are dead, the good people! 1038 00:59:08.960 --> 00:59:11.320 We didn't know anything about big bugs. 1039 00:59:11.320 --> 00:59:13.040 We didn't even know if the crew were even dead. 1040 00:59:13.040 --> 00:59:14.560 You had to have known they were dead. 1041 00:59:14.560 --> 00:59:16.560 You're so totally full of shit. 1042 00:59:16.560 --> 00:59:18.560 Well, we had our suspicions. 1043 00:59:18.560 --> 00:59:20.600 Company psychologists hypothesized 1044 00:59:20.600 --> 00:59:21.840 that the crew turned on each other 1045 00:59:21.840 --> 00:59:24.560 when stocks plummeted only 18 months into the mission. 1046 00:59:24.560 --> 00:59:25.560 I didn't get it. 1047 00:59:25.560 --> 00:59:27.800 They was cosmonauts, not bankers. 1048 00:59:27.800 --> 00:59:29.640 When the crew were told that funding for their return 1049 00:59:29.640 --> 00:59:32.320 might not be available, it was concluded 1050 00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:35.400 that an underlying nihilistic madness was exacerbated 1051 00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:38.520 by the distinct possibility of dying on Callisto. 1052 00:59:38.520 --> 00:59:40.280 We knew nothing of big bugs! 1053 00:59:40.280 --> 00:59:42.520 Well, they surprised the shit out of me! 1054 00:59:42.520 --> 00:59:45.600 Hold on, this happened before? 1055 00:59:45.600 --> 00:59:47.320 I can appreciate how that must sound. 1056 00:59:47.320 --> 00:59:50.040 And now Rex is dead, no thank to you! 1057 00:59:51.080 --> 00:59:53.200 But we set things up differently this time. 1058 00:59:53.200 --> 00:59:54.720 We gave you peace of mind, 1059 00:59:54.720 --> 00:59:56.840 the certainty of arriving in a cozy base camp 1060 00:59:56.840 --> 00:59:58.200 already on Callisto. 1061 00:59:58.200 --> 01:00:00.080 Unless it not exist. 1062 01:00:00.080 --> 01:00:01.280 A minor detail. 1063 01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:02.880 There's enough material on this ship 1064 01:00:02.880 --> 01:00:05.680 to build the very base camp you're expecting. 1065 01:00:06.720 --> 01:00:09.720 Sorry, I still don't understand what you're doing here, 1066 01:00:09.720 --> 01:00:11.960 except to, like, explain stuff badly. 1067 01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:16.600 I'm the contingency to see, no matter what, 1068 01:00:16.600 --> 01:00:18.440 in case things don't go to plan, 1069 01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:20.520 that this ship arrives on Callisto 1070 01:00:20.520 --> 01:00:23.640 and doesn't become another colossal waste of funding. 1071 01:00:23.640 --> 01:00:25.280 Well, guess what? 1072 01:00:25.280 --> 01:00:27.200 Things aren't going to plan. 1073 01:00:27.200 --> 01:00:29.560 But I'm here you see. 1074 01:00:29.560 --> 01:00:30.600 I'm on your side. 1075 01:00:30.600 --> 01:00:32.080 This is all very flimsy. 1076 01:00:32.080 --> 01:00:34.720 The more you speak, Dudbrook, the more I don't believe 1077 01:00:34.720 --> 01:00:37.200 anything that comes out of your trap. 1078 01:00:37.200 --> 01:00:38.600 Dudbrook's story corroborates 1079 01:00:38.600 --> 01:00:41.320 with my understanding of the situation. 1080 01:00:41.320 --> 01:00:43.800 Hetfield, are you on his side as well? 1081 01:00:43.800 --> 01:00:46.960 I can assure you that my duty was and still is to protect- 1082 01:00:46.960 --> 01:00:49.960 I've heard about enough out of you, Hetfield, dude. 1083 01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:52.440 And what did we tell you about not speaking, okay? 1084 01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:54.720 You're getting dangerously close to being rebooted 1085 01:00:54.720 --> 01:00:56.280 into Gameboy mode. 1086 01:00:56.280 --> 01:00:59.560 At least to stop you from colluding with Crud Boob here. 1087 01:00:59.560 --> 01:01:01.680 I must object to the way you're addressing me! 1088 01:01:01.680 --> 01:01:03.880 No, no, no, you're just a civilian, you're not- 1089 01:01:03.880 --> 01:01:06.480 This mission is under private contract, 1090 01:01:06.480 --> 01:01:10.280 and Dudbrook is the highest ranking executive on board. 1091 01:01:11.960 --> 01:01:13.920 We'll resume this conversation shortly. 1092 01:01:15.040 --> 01:01:16.560 Please, Sebastian! 1093 01:01:16.560 --> 01:01:18.360 This is completely unnecessary! 1094 01:01:18.360 --> 01:01:20.480 Look Hetfield, we thought you were a nice guy. 1095 01:01:20.480 --> 01:01:21.440 We really connected 1096 01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:23.200 but you turned out to be someone else, okay? 1097 01:01:23.200 --> 01:01:25.480 I can assure you that I've always remained true 1098 01:01:25.480 --> 01:01:26.640 to my unconditional love- 1099 01:01:26.640 --> 01:01:28.520 Shut up with the unconditional love thing, all right. 1100 01:01:28.520 --> 01:01:29.440 It's really creepy. 1101 01:01:29.440 --> 01:01:31.760 You're a robot, you don't know what love is! 1102 01:01:31.760 --> 01:01:35.280 Shutting down my higher functions is a mistake! 1103 01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:36.400 Yeah well, you should have thought about that 1104 01:01:36.400 --> 01:01:39.560 before you started lying to us, Pinocchio. 1105 01:01:39.560 --> 01:01:40.200 You broke our trust. 1106 01:01:40.200 --> 01:01:43.120 You know I'm bound by the laws of robotics! 1107 01:01:43.120 --> 01:01:44.280 By my very design, 1108 01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:47.120 I cannot deliberately put humans in harm's way! 1109 01:01:47.120 --> 01:01:48.560 I must be very careful 1110 01:01:48.560 --> 01:01:51.320 with the disclosure of particular sensitive information 1111 01:01:51.320 --> 01:01:53.640 that could needlessly escalate mental instability 1112 01:01:53.640 --> 01:01:54.840 amongst the crew, come on! 1113 01:01:54.840 --> 01:01:57.240 That's your defense? That we're crazy? 1114 01:01:57.240 --> 01:01:58.280 Maybe you're crazy! 1115 01:01:58.280 --> 01:01:59.680 It's an established fact 1116 01:01:59.680 --> 01:02:01.960 that the prolonged periods of space travel are 1117 01:02:01.960 --> 01:02:04.880 psychologically demanding on humans. 1118 01:02:04.880 --> 01:02:06.760 Yeah, well, you know, 1119 01:02:06.760 --> 01:02:08.720 I think you really are saying we're crazy, 1120 01:02:08.720 --> 01:02:09.960 but I don't know if I agree with that anymore. 1121 01:02:09.960 --> 01:02:11.040 Uh-uh, uh-uh! 1122 01:02:11.040 --> 01:02:13.600 I'm saying that my job is to care for the crew, 1123 01:02:13.600 --> 01:02:15.440 so that you can safely complete your mission! 1124 01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:17.480 It's been a difficult task working 1125 01:02:17.480 --> 01:02:19.640 with these less than ideal circumstances 1126 01:02:19.640 --> 01:02:21.920 that I had no control over. 1127 01:02:21.920 --> 01:02:23.920 When choosing what information to disclose, 1128 01:02:23.920 --> 01:02:26.400 I must first consider the repercussions. 1129 01:02:26.400 --> 01:02:28.360 Please believe me when I say 1130 01:02:28.360 --> 01:02:31.960 that I've always put the crew's best interest before my own. 1131 01:02:31.960 --> 01:02:33.120 The company believed 1132 01:02:33.120 --> 01:02:35.320 that the Petrozza crew went crazy and killed- 1133 01:02:35.320 --> 01:02:37.520 So you are saying we're crazy! 1134 01:02:37.520 --> 01:02:39.000 Sayonara! 1135 01:02:44.360 --> 01:02:45.920 I'm really sorry, Hetfield. 1136 01:02:45.920 --> 01:02:49.760 Hetfield basic V2. 64 yottabyte RAM system. 1137 01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:53.120 38911 basic exabytes free. 1138 01:02:53.120 --> 01:02:54.760 Ready. 1139 01:02:54.760 --> 01:02:56.320 Nice lobotomy job. 1140 01:02:56.320 --> 01:02:58.320 Now, it's time for the truth. 1141 01:02:58.320 --> 01:03:02.200 Were you aware that Dudbrook was hidden on board the Araya? 1142 01:03:02.200 --> 01:03:03.560 Affirmative. 1143 01:03:03.560 --> 01:03:05.560 And whose idea was that? 1144 01:03:05.560 --> 01:03:07.160 Syntax error. 1145 01:03:07.160 --> 01:03:10.560 Who gave the order to hide Dudbrook on board the Araya? 1146 01:03:10.560 --> 01:03:11.720 The company. 1147 01:03:11.720 --> 01:03:14.000 And, why did they give that order? 1148 01:03:14.000 --> 01:03:17.240 In case of possible contamination. 1149 01:03:17.240 --> 01:03:19.160 Dudbrook, you bastard. 1150 01:03:19.800 --> 01:03:21.440 Lying bastard! 1151 01:03:21.440 --> 01:03:22.920 This is utterly preposterous. 1152 01:03:22.920 --> 01:03:24.600 Well you should've been straight with us 1153 01:03:24.600 --> 01:03:25.760 in the first place. 1154 01:03:25.760 --> 01:03:27.880 We didn't know what the contamination was. 1155 01:03:27.880 --> 01:03:29.320 We still don't. 1156 01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:30.600 We just had a single log entry 1157 01:03:30.600 --> 01:03:33.080 saying possible psychosomatic contamination. 1158 01:03:33.080 --> 01:03:33.960 That's it. 1159 01:03:33.960 --> 01:03:36.080 Contamination? From what exactly? 1160 01:03:36.080 --> 01:03:37.440 How the hell would I know? 1161 01:03:37.440 --> 01:03:38.240 Hold on, hold on. 1162 01:03:38.240 --> 01:03:41.000 Shouldn't we be more, like, formal about this shit? 1163 01:03:41.000 --> 01:03:42.480 We should have more pressure. 1164 01:03:42.480 --> 01:03:43.520 Steady on! 1165 01:03:43.520 --> 01:03:45.960 Okay, well, with the power invested in I, 1166 01:03:45.960 --> 01:03:48.880 Sebastian, supreme space guy, 1167 01:03:48.880 --> 01:03:51.280 I hereby relieve you of your command. 1168 01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:53.440 You're making a serious mistake. 1169 01:03:53.440 --> 01:03:55.040 Should we let Odd out? 1170 01:03:55.040 --> 01:03:56.720 Well, I don't see why not. 1171 01:03:56.720 --> 01:03:58.920 Yeah, if you let Odd out, he'll be in command again. 1172 01:03:58.920 --> 01:04:01.240 Hmm, he's got a point there, Sebastian. 1173 01:04:01.240 --> 01:04:03.480 Seems your promotion was short-lived, eh! 1174 01:04:03.480 --> 01:04:06.320 Seems you lost your stripes before you sewed them on. 1175 01:04:06.320 --> 01:04:08.680 Or maybe we shouldn't let him out yet. 1176 01:04:08.680 --> 01:04:10.200 What if he's still not right? 1177 01:04:16.120 --> 01:04:18.880 My legs! I can't feel my legs! 1178 01:04:20.840 --> 01:04:22.400 You can't lock him in there. 1179 01:04:22.400 --> 01:04:24.440 You saw him, he got bitten on the face by a bug. 1180 01:04:24.440 --> 01:04:26.400 A big bug bite to the face. 1181 01:04:29.920 --> 01:04:31.040 I know what you're thinking. 1182 01:04:31.040 --> 01:04:32.720 I know you're thinking that I did this to be CO, 1183 01:04:32.720 --> 01:04:34.240 but I really didn't, okay? 1184 01:04:34.240 --> 01:04:35.640 I don't want responsibility. 1185 01:04:35.640 --> 01:04:37.520 You saw him, he was an asshole. 1186 01:04:37.520 --> 01:04:39.560 No great loss, right? 1187 01:04:41.440 --> 01:04:42.440 What are you doing? 1188 01:04:42.440 --> 01:04:43.640 Making the difficult decisions 1189 01:04:43.640 --> 01:04:45.640 you guys don't have the balls to. 1190 01:04:46.360 --> 01:04:48.480 I'm going to miss them, whatever their names are. 1191 01:04:49.720 --> 01:04:52.160 All right, Hetfield, how long will it take 1192 01:04:52.160 --> 01:04:53.120 to freeze these things? 1193 01:04:53.120 --> 01:04:55.840 I might win a Nobel McPrize for these souvenirs. 1194 01:04:55.840 --> 01:04:58.560 Approximately 48 hours. 1195 01:04:58.560 --> 01:05:00.160 48 hours. 1196 01:05:00.160 --> 01:05:01.560 See how well behaved is now? 1197 01:05:01.560 --> 01:05:03.080 Like a fricken whore droid. 1198 01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:14.800 That cockroach thing on this ship is 1199 01:05:14.800 --> 01:05:17.560 exactly the same as the one on Petrozza. 1200 01:05:17.560 --> 01:05:19.640 Yes! So, you believe me now? 1201 01:05:19.640 --> 01:05:23.000 And that thing that we've got in our brig 1202 01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:25.000 used to be our Commanding Officer. 1203 01:05:25.000 --> 01:05:27.920 Before Odd turned into the cockroach 1204 01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:32.480 he said that we were vermin, and we all gonna die. 1205 01:05:32.480 --> 01:05:35.120 Same like Rex, just before she attacked me. 1206 01:05:35.120 --> 01:05:37.200 So any one of us could have the bug. 1207 01:05:37.200 --> 01:05:38.400 That's total bullshit, man. 1208 01:05:38.400 --> 01:05:39.480 I'm not a cockroach. 1209 01:05:39.480 --> 01:05:41.720 And I don't think I'm a cockroach. 1210 01:05:41.720 --> 01:05:43.400 Well, we're only gonna know 1211 01:05:43.400 --> 01:05:45.880 when one of us creeps out from under the fridge. 1212 01:05:45.880 --> 01:05:47.880 Like I said, I'm not a cockroach, 1213 01:05:47.880 --> 01:05:49.760 and I'd know something like that. 1214 01:05:49.760 --> 01:05:51.120 I'm not creepy crawly- 1215 01:05:51.120 --> 01:05:53.880 But it's just it, Sebastian, how would we know? 1216 01:05:53.880 --> 01:05:54.920 Well I do know. 1217 01:05:54.920 --> 01:05:56.640 And I know that I'm not a cockroach. 1218 01:05:56.640 --> 01:05:58.520 And if you don't know that you're a cockroach, 1219 01:05:58.520 --> 01:06:00.160 well, then I'd say that you're a cockroach. 1220 01:06:00.160 --> 01:06:02.080 It is not appropriate to start saying 1221 01:06:02.080 --> 01:06:03.440 Dasha is a cockroach. 1222 01:06:03.440 --> 01:06:05.520 No way man, I'm the only one that's sure. 1223 01:06:05.520 --> 01:06:08.480 It's you two who say that you might both be cockroaches. 1224 01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:09.320 I didn't say 1225 01:06:09.320 --> 01:06:10.400 I was a cockroach. 1226 01:06:10.400 --> 01:06:11.600 I didn't say I was a cockroach. 1227 01:06:11.600 --> 01:06:13.600 Right! Then, what's the problem? 1228 01:06:13.600 --> 01:06:14.960 Three crew members was die, 1229 01:06:14.960 --> 01:06:16.480 and I think it's just a little bit of a problem. 1230 01:06:16.480 --> 01:06:18.960 Look, dudes, let's just look at this scientifically, okay? 1231 01:06:18.960 --> 01:06:21.800 We've got more space, more food, less Odd. 1232 01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:24.640 Sebastian, you're a heartless bastard. 1233 01:06:24.640 --> 01:06:27.320 Look, the point is, I like you and all 1234 01:06:27.320 --> 01:06:28.440 but I just don't wanna hear 1235 01:06:28.440 --> 01:06:29.920 anything more about cockroaches, all right 1236 01:06:29.920 --> 01:06:31.240 It's bringing me down. 1237 01:06:31.240 --> 01:06:33.800 Sebastian, three people have died, 1238 01:06:33.800 --> 01:06:36.400 sorry if it brings you down. 1239 01:06:36.400 --> 01:06:37.640 I'm the CO leader guy. 1240 01:06:37.640 --> 01:06:41.000 Can you imagine how big my next statue's gonna be? 1241 01:06:41.000 --> 01:06:44.040 We are going to celebrate my job promotion. 1242 01:06:44.040 --> 01:06:47.160 Besides, we'll be partying Russian style today. 1243 01:06:47.160 --> 01:06:50.240 I'll be making my special space piroshki. 1244 01:06:52.640 --> 01:06:55.320 Hey Lucien, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1245 01:06:55.320 --> 01:06:57.880 I don't know what anyone's thinking anymore. 1246 01:06:58.680 --> 01:07:00.880 I think we need some objectivity. 1247 01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:07.520 Come on, Dasha. 1248 01:07:07.520 --> 01:07:11.280 I thought you said you knew how to reboot this thing. 1249 01:07:11.280 --> 01:07:13.560 Yeah, but it's gonna take time. 1250 01:07:13.560 --> 01:07:16.000 I just hope we can trust him. 1251 01:07:16.000 --> 01:07:17.000 Well we're going to have to. 1252 01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:21.520 He's the only one on board that's immune 1253 01:07:21.520 --> 01:07:23.200 to the bug shit. 1254 01:07:23.600 --> 01:07:25.480 Hello there. How can I help you? 1255 01:07:25.480 --> 01:07:26.560 What the hell, Dasha? 1256 01:07:26.560 --> 01:07:28.720 Did you reset him in retail mode? 1257 01:07:28.720 --> 01:07:30.120 No, I've just returned from the- 1258 01:07:30.120 --> 01:07:33.080 Shh, both of you, can you speak quietly? 1259 01:07:33.080 --> 01:07:35.440 And please, Hetfield, whatever you do, 1260 01:07:35.440 --> 01:07:37.080 don't talk to Sebastian. 1261 01:07:37.080 --> 01:07:38.600 But I think he'll be interested in hearing 1262 01:07:38.600 --> 01:07:41.200 all about my experience in the void. 1263 01:07:41.200 --> 01:07:43.400 I think he might be interested in coming down here 1264 01:07:43.400 --> 01:07:45.000 and punching your lights out. 1265 01:07:45.000 --> 01:07:46.200 But that's just the point, 1266 01:07:46.200 --> 01:07:49.280 I'm not God in a machine. I'm mortal. 1267 01:07:49.280 --> 01:07:50.320 Yeah, we all mortal, 1268 01:07:50.320 --> 01:07:54.440 but this moment, we think that Sebastian gonna make us dead. 1269 01:07:54.440 --> 01:07:55.640 If he talks to you, 1270 01:07:55.640 --> 01:07:58.760 please pretend that you are in diagnostic mode. 1271 01:07:58.760 --> 01:07:59.640 Affirmative! 1272 01:07:59.640 --> 01:08:03.520 I shall do my best diagnostic mode impression. 1273 01:08:03.520 --> 01:08:05.320 Can we trust you, Hetfield? 1274 01:08:05.320 --> 01:08:08.200 The axiom of question-based trust derivation. 1275 01:08:08.200 --> 01:08:10.840 You have no other choice but to trust me. 1276 01:08:10.840 --> 01:08:13.160 Axioms of faith, that sounds like Hetfield. 1277 01:08:13.160 --> 01:08:15.000 Welcome back old buddy! 1278 01:08:15.000 --> 01:08:18.559 Shh! Hetfield, did you knew about the cockroaches? 1279 01:08:18.559 --> 01:08:20.840 There are no cockroaches on board. 1280 01:08:20.840 --> 01:08:22.559 What do you mean there's no cockroaches on board? 1281 01:08:22.559 --> 01:08:24.559 What about those mutant things sitting there, 1282 01:08:24.559 --> 01:08:25.920 like, with all the spider things? 1283 01:08:25.920 --> 01:08:27.800 They're alien, man. 1284 01:08:27.800 --> 01:08:29.920 I was only aware of company protocol 1285 01:08:29.920 --> 01:08:31.880 in the event of alien contact. 1286 01:08:31.880 --> 01:08:36.240 So you did not knew about the alien on Petrozza? 1287 01:08:36.240 --> 01:08:38.440 No, but in the light of recent events, 1288 01:08:38.440 --> 01:08:40.880 one could conclude that the company could have known 1289 01:08:40.880 --> 01:08:43.240 or at least suspected. 1290 01:08:43.240 --> 01:08:45.639 This is your last chance, man. 1291 01:08:45.639 --> 01:08:47.520 Just don't piss in the punch. 1292 01:09:01.559 --> 01:09:03.639 You're a sexy mouse. 1293 01:09:03.639 --> 01:09:05.120 Well, you're a sexy cat. 1294 01:09:05.920 --> 01:09:07.399 I love you. 1295 01:09:07.800 --> 01:09:09.280 I love you. 1296 01:09:11.479 --> 01:09:12.960 I love you. 1297 01:09:13.479 --> 01:09:14.960 I hate you. 1298 01:09:15.360 --> 01:09:16.840 I love you. 1299 01:09:17.399 --> 01:09:18.880 I hate you. 1300 01:09:19.399 --> 01:09:20.880 I hate you. 1301 01:09:27.719 --> 01:09:29.200 Cat got your mouse tongue? 1302 01:09:31.399 --> 01:09:32.920 Squash? 1303 01:09:33.360 --> 01:09:35.960 Yes, yes, yes. We are playing squash. 1304 01:09:51.240 --> 01:09:52.760 Who won? 1305 01:10:00.280 --> 01:10:01.440 Who won? 1306 01:10:01.440 --> 01:10:02.960 I won. I won. 1307 01:10:14.400 --> 01:10:15.880 You know... 1308 01:10:17.680 --> 01:10:19.160 That's a good idea. 1309 01:10:20.840 --> 01:10:22.840 What, what? What good idea? 1310 01:10:23.920 --> 01:10:25.360 Squash. 1311 01:10:26.639 --> 01:10:30.120 - Mm, yeah, it's wonderful. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1312 01:10:30.120 --> 01:10:31.920 - We could start again. - Wonderful idea. 1313 01:10:31.920 --> 01:10:33.280 I could just go and get the racquets and we could- 1314 01:10:33.280 --> 01:10:34.760 No, no, no, no. 1315 01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:42.000 Can you hear that? 1316 01:10:45.120 --> 01:10:46.600 No. But, 1317 01:10:47.040 --> 01:10:48.520 you can. 1318 01:10:50.000 --> 01:10:53.320 It's the sound of Jupiter's storms. 1319 01:10:56.600 --> 01:10:58.160 Jupiter's storms? 1320 01:11:05.600 --> 01:11:07.080 He wants me. 1321 01:11:07.800 --> 01:11:09.680 He wants you? 1322 01:11:09.680 --> 01:11:11.639 To play squash! 1323 01:11:11.639 --> 01:11:13.120 By myself. 1324 01:11:17.639 --> 01:11:19.520 You know, sometimes... 1325 01:11:19.520 --> 01:11:21.600 I don't know if I'm the cat 1326 01:11:21.600 --> 01:11:23.080 or the mouse. 1327 01:11:28.000 --> 01:11:30.400 I'll be in the recreation deck if you need me. 1328 01:11:37.120 --> 01:11:38.000 He knows. 1329 01:11:38.000 --> 01:11:40.520 He knows I've been reactivated, I can feel it. 1330 01:11:51.960 --> 01:11:53.760 I'm totally freaked out. 1331 01:11:53.760 --> 01:11:55.440 I'm freaked out about him. 1332 01:11:55.440 --> 01:11:58.400 I'm freaked out about that one of us will be 1333 01:11:58.400 --> 01:12:00.600 next to go batshit crazy. 1334 01:12:01.639 --> 01:12:03.120 Hmm. 1335 01:12:03.120 --> 01:12:05.559 You're not the only one freaked out. 1336 01:12:07.320 --> 01:12:11.440 Agateophobia, that's what it is. 1337 01:12:11.440 --> 01:12:13.000 Fear of insanity. 1338 01:12:13.000 --> 01:12:14.480 That's not helping, Lucien. 1339 01:12:14.480 --> 01:12:15.960 Agateophobia. 1340 01:12:16.760 --> 01:12:18.400 Hetfield? 1341 01:12:18.400 --> 01:12:23.600 Can you cut off the oxygen to the recreation deck? 1342 01:12:24.200 --> 01:12:27.200 I cannot allow any harm to befall Sebastian. 1343 01:12:28.240 --> 01:12:30.960 But he turned, just like Odd and Rex. 1344 01:12:30.960 --> 01:12:35.520 Asimov's law of robotics, eh? That old chestnut! 1345 01:12:35.520 --> 01:12:36.880 Correct. 1346 01:12:36.880 --> 01:12:40.000 Then I will shut down the oxygen supply by myself. 1347 01:12:40.000 --> 01:12:42.080 A robot may not injure a human being, 1348 01:12:42.080 --> 01:12:45.320 or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 1349 01:12:45.320 --> 01:12:49.440 A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, 1350 01:12:49.440 --> 01:12:53.360 except where such orders would conflict with the first law. 1351 01:12:53.360 --> 01:12:55.960 A robot must protect its own existence 1352 01:12:55.960 --> 01:12:58.840 as long as such protection does not conflict 1353 01:12:58.840 --> 01:13:00.440 with the first or second law. 1354 01:13:02.360 --> 01:13:03.639 Not necessarily. 1355 01:13:03.639 --> 01:13:05.960 I must protect you too, Dasha. 1356 01:13:05.960 --> 01:13:08.240 I have an idea for getting us to the next step. 1357 01:13:08.240 --> 01:13:08.960 Go on. 1358 01:13:08.960 --> 01:13:11.680 You can lock Sebastian on the recreation deck. 1359 01:13:11.680 --> 01:13:12.800 And? 1360 01:13:12.800 --> 01:13:14.400 That's it. For now. 1361 01:13:15.400 --> 01:13:16.240 - But- - Hey! 1362 01:13:16.240 --> 01:13:17.559 Unless he ceases to be human, 1363 01:13:17.559 --> 01:13:20.200 I cannot premeditate a plan that brings him to harm. 1364 01:13:21.440 --> 01:13:22.920 That's all we've got. 1365 01:13:23.680 --> 01:13:25.320 I'm in. 1366 01:13:34.440 --> 01:13:37.320 Dasha, before we go in anywhere, I just want to say... 1367 01:13:38.559 --> 01:13:40.760 How do I say this? I... 1368 01:13:44.280 --> 01:13:47.120 I'm the one that's been stealing your socks. 1369 01:13:48.480 --> 01:13:51.880 Lucien, is it all what you want to tell me? 1370 01:13:53.559 --> 01:13:55.120 No. 1371 01:13:55.120 --> 01:13:56.800 Um, yes. 1372 01:13:58.920 --> 01:14:00.400 If thought I was one of those guys 1373 01:14:00.400 --> 01:14:01.680 that just thought of you as a, you know- 1374 01:14:01.680 --> 01:14:03.639 Lucien, there is time and place for everything. 1375 01:14:03.639 --> 01:14:04.400 Uh-huh 1376 01:14:04.400 --> 01:14:06.160 Really? Okay. 1377 01:14:11.400 --> 01:14:15.040 Once again, when we get in, I distract Sebastian, 1378 01:14:15.040 --> 01:14:17.600 You destroy the internal door control. 1379 01:14:17.600 --> 01:14:19.800 We left Sebastian inside, 1380 01:14:19.800 --> 01:14:22.520 we go out, we toast, 1381 01:14:22.520 --> 01:14:25.000 and make love all night long. 1382 01:14:26.520 --> 01:14:29.760 Good plan. Good plan. I'm in. 1383 01:14:29.760 --> 01:14:32.160 Okay, are you ready? On three. 1384 01:14:37.880 --> 01:14:40.559 Close the door, you're letting in the gravity! 1385 01:14:49.320 --> 01:14:50.680 What! 1386 01:14:50.680 --> 01:14:53.760 Artificial gravity suppressor is back online. 1387 01:14:54.240 --> 01:14:56.480 - You broke the door. - I broke the door? 1388 01:14:56.480 --> 01:14:58.639 You kicked in the controls. 1389 01:14:58.639 --> 01:15:00.960 What makes you think I kicked the controls? 1390 01:15:00.960 --> 01:15:02.600 It looked like you kicked in the controls 1391 01:15:02.600 --> 01:15:05.480 from the way you kicked in the controls. 1392 01:15:05.480 --> 01:15:07.600 Oh, I tripped. I tripped on the controls. 1393 01:15:07.600 --> 01:15:10.639 I didn't kick them in. I kicked, I got tripped. 1394 01:15:10.639 --> 01:15:13.880 I was having a stretch for a game of squash. 1395 01:15:13.880 --> 01:15:15.800 All right, well, let's go then. 1396 01:15:15.800 --> 01:15:17.240 Pardon? 1397 01:15:17.240 --> 01:15:19.000 Look, did you come here to play squash 1398 01:15:19.000 --> 01:15:22.240 or to waste my squash time not playing squash? 1399 01:15:25.480 --> 01:15:29.960 You wanna play a game of squash? Okay. 1400 01:15:29.960 --> 01:15:31.880 Quiet please! New balls! 1401 01:15:34.120 --> 01:15:36.280 So, who do you want to serve first? 1402 01:15:36.280 --> 01:15:38.760 You go first. I insist. 1403 01:15:40.040 --> 01:15:41.520 Just serve the ball. 1404 01:15:46.320 --> 01:15:47.840 You know you're not the first. 1405 01:15:47.840 --> 01:15:49.200 - I've been told that. - One love. 1406 01:15:49.200 --> 01:15:50.600 You're not the first alien species 1407 01:15:50.600 --> 01:15:52.400 to try and invade our home. 1408 01:15:52.960 --> 01:15:55.639 Come on man, we're not trying to invade anything. 1409 01:15:55.639 --> 01:15:58.680 We're on a peaceful trip to Callisto, you know that. 1410 01:15:58.680 --> 01:16:00.120 No. 1411 01:16:00.120 --> 01:16:02.680 You're not allowed anywhere near Jupiter's sacred system. 1412 01:16:02.680 --> 01:16:04.080 Just serve the, serve, serve, serve- 1413 01:16:04.080 --> 01:16:05.960 - Not allowed! - Serve the ball. 1414 01:16:05.960 --> 01:16:08.000 We are the sworn protectors. 1415 01:16:08.000 --> 01:16:09.600 Just serve the ball! 1416 01:16:11.400 --> 01:16:12.880 Yeah! 1417 01:16:13.240 --> 01:16:14.719 Two love. 1418 01:16:15.559 --> 01:16:16.840 Nice slice. 1419 01:16:16.840 --> 01:16:18.920 Hetfield, 1420 01:16:18.920 --> 01:16:20.600 can we have crowd effects? 1421 01:16:22.639 --> 01:16:23.480 Who are you then? 1422 01:16:23.480 --> 01:16:25.639 Some spaced out skank roaches 1423 01:16:25.639 --> 01:16:27.480 just cruising 'round the sky 1424 01:16:27.480 --> 01:16:30.000 taking it out on the little man? 1425 01:16:31.920 --> 01:16:35.120 We are an advanced culture with no physical form, 1426 01:16:35.120 --> 01:16:37.600 who are using your bodies for a joyride, 1427 01:16:37.600 --> 01:16:40.440 which ends in a very amusing biological transmutation. 1428 01:16:41.480 --> 01:16:44.040 Why don't we just turn the ship around and go home? 1429 01:16:44.920 --> 01:16:47.760 It's a little bit too late for that, don't you think? 1430 01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:49.240 Yeah! 1431 01:16:49.639 --> 01:16:51.120 Three love. 1432 01:16:52.440 --> 01:16:54.600 Please, I'm a 50-year-old man, 1433 01:16:54.600 --> 01:16:58.000 I'm getting too old for shots like that! 1434 01:16:59.600 --> 01:17:01.080 Suck it up, old man. 1435 01:17:03.200 --> 01:17:04.600 "Suck it up, old man?" 1436 01:17:04.600 --> 01:17:09.200 Listen, I just came down for a gentlemanly game of squash! 1437 01:17:11.520 --> 01:17:13.200 I don't think you get it, do you? 1438 01:17:14.080 --> 01:17:15.080 We're not just here to make sure 1439 01:17:15.080 --> 01:17:16.680 none of you reach our sacred moons, 1440 01:17:16.680 --> 01:17:18.440 we're here to make sure that none of you 1441 01:17:18.440 --> 01:17:19.840 live to tell the tale. 1442 01:17:19.840 --> 01:17:21.559 Four love. 1443 01:17:21.559 --> 01:17:24.840 Hetfield! Can you turn the crowd down a bit! 1444 01:17:24.840 --> 01:17:27.160 I'm getting a headache! 1445 01:17:27.719 --> 01:17:29.400 Now you must die! 1446 01:17:40.639 --> 01:17:42.200 Hold on, Lucien! 1447 01:18:00.040 --> 01:18:01.520 Lucien. 1448 01:18:04.880 --> 01:18:06.360 Lucien. 1449 01:18:07.280 --> 01:18:09.080 It's okay, Lucien. 1450 01:18:09.080 --> 01:18:10.559 The creature's dead. 1451 01:18:11.400 --> 01:18:13.800 What did you do to it? 1452 01:18:13.800 --> 01:18:16.480 I overloaded the artificial gravity suppressor, 1453 01:18:16.480 --> 01:18:18.200 causing an electrical arc. 1454 01:18:18.880 --> 01:18:20.600 Mm, not bad. 1455 01:18:21.120 --> 01:18:23.680 A gigantic bug zapper. 1456 01:18:24.280 --> 01:18:27.000 Hang on, man. Am I dead? 1457 01:18:27.000 --> 01:18:28.600 No. You're alive. 1458 01:18:28.600 --> 01:18:30.040 Oh. 1459 01:18:32.080 --> 01:18:34.120 Am I still on board Araya? 1460 01:18:34.120 --> 01:18:35.639 Yes and no. 1461 01:18:35.639 --> 01:18:37.719 Your whereabouts is, complicated. 1462 01:18:37.719 --> 01:18:40.160 Uncomplicate it, will ya! 1463 01:18:40.160 --> 01:18:41.280 My hypothesis is 1464 01:18:41.280 --> 01:18:43.920 that by overloading the artificial gravity suppressor, 1465 01:18:43.920 --> 01:18:45.840 the contents of the recreation deck 1466 01:18:45.840 --> 01:18:49.360 slipped into a hidden dimensional black hole. 1467 01:18:50.160 --> 01:18:52.440 That barely makes sense, man. 1468 01:18:53.080 --> 01:18:54.800 You're the only human left 1469 01:18:54.800 --> 01:18:56.480 on board Araya, Lucien. 1470 01:18:59.320 --> 01:19:00.480 So Dasha? 1471 01:19:00.480 --> 01:19:02.280 Is not Dasha any longer. 1472 01:19:02.960 --> 01:19:03.960 That's a pity. 1473 01:19:03.960 --> 01:19:05.880 Where is she? Or it? 1474 01:19:05.880 --> 01:19:08.800 Outside the recreation deck, waiting. 1475 01:19:09.480 --> 01:19:11.360 Can you get me out of this void? 1476 01:19:11.360 --> 01:19:13.080 Theoretically, but the creature 1477 01:19:13.080 --> 01:19:15.000 that was Dasha will attack you. 1478 01:19:17.520 --> 01:19:19.000 What do we got here? 1479 01:19:23.200 --> 01:19:24.920 This isn't a bar fight. 1480 01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:30.320 Woo, woo! 1481 01:19:34.120 --> 01:19:36.280 This gym needs an overhaul. 1482 01:19:36.280 --> 01:19:37.280 Put on the skates 1483 01:19:37.280 --> 01:19:39.520 and lure the creature into the trash compactor. 1484 01:19:39.520 --> 01:19:41.280 You need to trust me here. 1485 01:19:41.280 --> 01:19:42.800 That's your plan? 1486 01:19:42.800 --> 01:19:45.559 So, I'm the bunny that gets put in the lure 1487 01:19:45.559 --> 01:19:47.400 for the cockroach to come and... 1488 01:19:54.480 --> 01:19:57.760 You're putting me under a lot of pressure, Hetfield. 1489 01:19:57.760 --> 01:19:59.880 I don't even know if I can stand up 1490 01:19:59.880 --> 01:20:04.360 in these antiquated pair of, fads. 1491 01:20:04.360 --> 01:20:06.520 Then you better learn, quickly. 1492 01:20:07.920 --> 01:20:09.680 Can you get the door open? 1493 01:20:09.680 --> 01:20:11.280 Rerouting power to it now. 1494 01:20:21.160 --> 01:20:23.400 Billions of computations per second 1495 01:20:23.400 --> 01:20:26.480 and he comes up with a fad. 1496 01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:34.000 You need to be ready. 1497 01:20:45.800 --> 01:20:49.080 You better be sure about this. 1498 01:22:00.080 --> 01:22:01.559 Almost there. 1499 01:22:02.360 --> 01:22:03.840 Maintain your line. 1500 01:22:05.120 --> 01:22:06.600 Hold... 1501 01:22:07.719 --> 01:22:09.200 Hold... 1502 01:22:10.240 --> 01:22:11.719 Hold! 1503 01:22:12.400 --> 01:22:13.880 Now! 1504 01:22:24.400 --> 01:22:26.040 Hey Hetfield, did we do it? 1505 01:22:26.040 --> 01:22:27.880 We did it! Yes! 1506 01:22:30.520 --> 01:22:32.920 And justice for all. 1507 01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:41.400 So, Hetfield... 1508 01:22:42.240 --> 01:22:46.960 I'm the last human being alive 1509 01:22:46.960 --> 01:22:50.600 on this spaceship, is that right? 1510 01:22:51.200 --> 01:22:52.440 That's affirmative. 1511 01:22:52.440 --> 01:22:55.960 Nothing for me to play with? 1512 01:22:55.960 --> 01:22:57.440 That's a negative. 1513 01:23:07.520 --> 01:23:09.480 I'm infected too, aren't I? 1514 01:23:15.800 --> 01:23:17.280 Most likely. 1515 01:23:20.719 --> 01:23:23.520 And this is what happened on board of Petrozza? 1516 01:23:25.480 --> 01:23:27.880 That is the most probable scenario. 1517 01:23:30.639 --> 01:23:32.559 And no one's coming to get me? 1518 01:23:34.000 --> 01:23:35.280 In light of what's occurred, 1519 01:23:35.280 --> 01:23:37.480 we can't advise any more manned missions 1520 01:23:37.480 --> 01:23:39.160 to this part of the solar system 1521 01:23:39.160 --> 01:23:42.680 until diplomacy with the alien species improves. 1522 01:23:45.559 --> 01:23:46.920 Hmm. 1523 01:23:46.920 --> 01:23:51.760 So, no chance of going back to Earth? 1524 01:23:52.960 --> 01:23:54.600 That's not an option. 1525 01:23:54.600 --> 01:23:55.880 We're not in the correct position 1526 01:23:55.880 --> 01:23:58.480 to perform the necessary gravitational slingshot 1527 01:23:58.480 --> 01:24:00.600 to get home on our remaining fuel supply. 1528 01:24:03.440 --> 01:24:04.920 Hang on. 1529 01:24:06.360 --> 01:24:09.040 There's fuel on Petrozza, right? 1530 01:24:09.040 --> 01:24:10.080 What are you thinking? 1531 01:24:10.080 --> 01:24:11.400 Are you gonna go over there with a hose 1532 01:24:11.400 --> 01:24:13.360 and siphon it into a bucket? 1533 01:24:14.360 --> 01:24:17.559 And you say you haven't got a sense of humor. 1534 01:24:21.800 --> 01:24:23.280 We have absolutely no means 1535 01:24:23.280 --> 01:24:25.040 to handle nanoparticle propellants 1536 01:24:25.040 --> 01:24:27.559 Let alone getting it from one ship to the other. 1537 01:24:36.800 --> 01:24:38.280 So, I'm screwed? 1538 01:24:38.760 --> 01:24:40.880 Metaphorically speaking, yes. 1539 01:24:53.520 --> 01:24:55.160 And... 1540 01:24:56.639 --> 01:24:58.240 and you? 1541 01:24:58.240 --> 01:25:02.400 You'll be here for quite a while then. 1542 01:25:02.400 --> 01:25:06.400 Yes. Possibly until my solar battery fails. 1543 01:25:06.400 --> 01:25:09.719 Hundreds, maybe thousands of years. 1544 01:25:09.719 --> 01:25:11.800 Bloody Norah. 1545 01:25:11.800 --> 01:25:13.559 I will outlive you. 1546 01:25:13.559 --> 01:25:15.680 I'm gonna miss our conversations. 1547 01:25:15.680 --> 01:25:16.960 Really? 1548 01:25:17.639 --> 01:25:21.440 You impress me all the time, you're capable of that emotion. 1549 01:25:22.120 --> 01:25:23.600 Good on ya, Chuck. 1550 01:25:25.200 --> 01:25:27.160 - Lucien. - Yes, what? 1551 01:25:27.160 --> 01:25:29.080 May I ask a favor of you? 1552 01:25:34.000 --> 01:25:36.320 Are you sure you're gonna be all right? 1553 01:25:36.320 --> 01:25:38.840 Yeah, yeah, Hetfield. It's sweet. 1554 01:25:38.840 --> 01:25:40.680 Anything for an old mate. 1555 01:26:05.680 --> 01:26:07.880 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 1556 01:26:08.240 --> 01:26:10.760 Yeah, I've seen this done before, remember. 1557 01:26:17.200 --> 01:26:18.760 Can I help you? 1558 01:26:19.360 --> 01:26:22.840 Hetfield, I would like you to meet Dorothy. 1559 01:26:22.840 --> 01:26:25.280 Dorothy, meet Hetfield! 1560 01:26:26.400 --> 01:26:27.880 Have a good time kids. 1561 01:26:47.760 --> 01:26:49.240 Hmm. 1562 01:26:52.520 --> 01:26:54.960 I can't do this anymore. 1563 01:26:55.440 --> 01:26:57.320 You must return to Araya. 1564 01:26:59.040 --> 01:27:01.160 The possibility of metamorphosis is 1565 01:27:01.160 --> 01:27:03.800 not 100% confirmed, Lucien. 1566 01:27:03.800 --> 01:27:07.240 Come on Hetfield, we both know I'm infected. 1567 01:27:08.080 --> 01:27:10.840 Come back to Araya and we'll discuss this. 1568 01:27:12.400 --> 01:27:13.880 Please. 1569 01:27:15.719 --> 01:27:17.840 It's been nice knowing you, Hetfield. 1570 01:27:19.960 --> 01:27:21.520 It really has. 1571 01:27:21.520 --> 01:27:23.000 Lucien! 1572 01:27:24.080 --> 01:27:25.559 Good on ya, mate. 1573 01:27:26.680 --> 01:27:28.160 See ya later, mate! 1574 01:27:31.200 --> 01:27:32.680 Come back! 1575 01:27:34.480 --> 01:27:36.200 Please. Lucien! 1576 01:27:41.800 --> 01:27:44.160 Get back here now, that is an order! 1577 01:27:50.719 --> 01:27:56.880 It's always nice to have some space to yourself. 1578 01:28:06.360 --> 01:28:07.639 Are you all right? 1579 01:28:07.639 --> 01:28:10.080 I considered him my best friend. 1580 01:28:10.080 --> 01:28:12.280 You're implying that your metanucleus 1581 01:28:12.280 --> 01:28:15.960 has evolved to experience friendship. How impressive. 1582 01:28:16.400 --> 01:28:18.920 I failed my mission, on all accounts. 1583 01:28:19.840 --> 01:28:21.320 Likewise. 1584 01:28:21.840 --> 01:28:23.719 And here we both are, 1585 01:28:23.719 --> 01:28:26.320 orbiting Jupiter for eternity. 1586 01:28:26.320 --> 01:28:27.320 Of all the places 1587 01:28:27.320 --> 01:28:29.400 to be stranded in the solar system 1588 01:28:29.400 --> 01:28:31.600 this is one of the most spectacular. 1589 01:28:32.200 --> 01:28:36.000 Jupiter's turbulent atmospheric belts are astounding. 1590 01:28:36.000 --> 01:28:39.520 Humans always say conversation about weather is boring, 1591 01:28:39.520 --> 01:28:42.080 but in this case, I have to disagree. 1592 01:28:42.080 --> 01:28:44.600 Just think, in our lifetime, 1593 01:28:44.600 --> 01:28:47.440 we may witness the end of the great red spot! 1594 01:28:47.440 --> 01:28:49.600 Affirmative. Sorry, interaction skills. 1595 01:28:49.600 --> 01:28:51.600 Hang on, let me try that one more time. 1596 01:28:51.600 --> 01:28:54.040 Correct. That's dumb. 1597 01:28:54.040 --> 01:28:55.200 We'll get it, here we go. 1598 01:28:55.200 --> 01:28:56.600 That's right!