WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06.006 --> 00:00:08.008 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL PRODUCTION 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:23.398 --> 00:00:25.400 DON'T TALK. ACT. 5 00:00:28.361 --> 00:00:29.738 RISE AND SHINE! 6 00:00:33.616 --> 00:00:35.410 Today is your successful day. 7 00:01:34.094 --> 00:01:36.888 I'm leaving. I'm working on some cool projects. 8 00:01:36.971 --> 00:01:38.848 -Really? -I'll tell you more later. You? 9 00:01:38.932 --> 00:01:41.226 -I'm meeting some clients. -Nice. Hang on. 10 00:01:42.185 --> 00:01:43.520 -What is it? -An eyelash. 11 00:01:43.603 --> 00:01:44.896 -Thanks. -Let's kill it! 12 00:01:45.939 --> 00:01:47.899 -Love you, bye! -You too, man. 13 00:01:47.982 --> 00:01:49.109 -Bye! -That's it!. 14 00:02:00.954 --> 00:02:03.123 What the fuck! 15 00:02:03.206 --> 00:02:07.293 Come on, man. You can't do that. 16 00:02:07.377 --> 00:02:10.004 -Didn't you have things to do? -Let's just say that-- 17 00:02:10.505 --> 00:02:12.423 -Weren't you going to--? -That changed. 18 00:02:12.507 --> 00:02:14.884 My clients canceled at the last minute. 19 00:02:15.385 --> 00:02:17.971 Sit down. I'm watching a cool documentary. 20 00:02:18.888 --> 00:02:19.764 Really cool. 21 00:02:19.848 --> 00:02:22.350 We get rewarded by likes, hearts, followers 22 00:02:22.433 --> 00:02:24.561 and we conflate that with value and truth. 23 00:02:24.644 --> 00:02:28.022 We were naive about the consequences of social media. 24 00:02:28.106 --> 00:02:31.860 New generations are growing up more anxious, more depressed. 25 00:02:31.943 --> 00:02:34.696 We created a monster and we have to stop it. 26 00:02:34.779 --> 00:02:36.156 What are we doing? 27 00:02:36.823 --> 00:02:37.657 What? 28 00:02:37.740 --> 00:02:41.077 I came to the big city with big hopes. 29 00:02:41.161 --> 00:02:41.995 Now look at me. 30 00:02:47.667 --> 00:02:49.169 You seem fine, man. 31 00:02:55.466 --> 00:02:56.968 When I started my company, 32 00:02:57.051 --> 00:02:59.429 people laughed because I was just a kid. 33 00:03:00.096 --> 00:03:01.347 Still, I left school 34 00:03:01.431 --> 00:03:04.309 to pursue my dream of making edible containers. 35 00:03:05.018 --> 00:03:07.312 Today, my business is valued at 36 00:03:07.395 --> 00:03:09.564 10 million pesos. 37 00:03:10.815 --> 00:03:12.901 And what have you done? 38 00:03:16.738 --> 00:03:17.947 Bummer. 39 00:03:19.532 --> 00:03:21.117 Damn. 40 00:03:21.201 --> 00:03:23.411 At 12 he's achieved more than us at 28. 41 00:03:23.494 --> 00:03:24.787 -30. -What? 42 00:03:24.871 --> 00:03:25.914 We're 30, dude. 43 00:03:26.664 --> 00:03:28.708 Fuck, you're right. 44 00:03:28.791 --> 00:03:32.462 Childhood used to be about learning how not to piss the bed. 45 00:03:32.545 --> 00:03:36.174 How to ride a pony, how to escape from the priest. 46 00:03:37.675 --> 00:03:40.178 I just got an invitation from Cano for the start-up mixer. 47 00:03:40.261 --> 00:03:42.847 -Invite your girlfriend. -We need to network. 48 00:03:42.931 --> 00:03:45.892 When are you going to realize that I don't network? 49 00:03:45.975 --> 00:03:48.353 He's the Mark Cuban of Mexico. 50 00:03:48.436 --> 00:03:52.482 -He has an investment fund. -You're going to pitch your idiotic ideas 51 00:03:52.565 --> 00:03:55.652 -like an app to tell if a melon is fresh? -No, they beat us to it. 52 00:03:55.735 --> 00:03:58.947 Melon-meter, available on iPhone and Android. 200,000 downloads. 53 00:03:59.030 --> 00:04:00.823 -Wow. -That sucks. 54 00:04:03.743 --> 00:04:04.619 Dude. 55 00:04:04.702 --> 00:04:05.703 What? 56 00:04:05.787 --> 00:04:08.248 The last time we did this, you got upset. 57 00:04:08.331 --> 00:04:10.124 -What? -You got upset. 58 00:04:10.208 --> 00:04:13.544 -We made a lot of contacts. -It bothers you when others do well. 59 00:04:16.256 --> 00:04:18.258 Fine, but at least I don't have 60 00:04:18.341 --> 00:04:21.886 a superiority complex disguised as not giving a fuck. 61 00:04:23.263 --> 00:04:24.514 Okay, man. 62 00:04:24.597 --> 00:04:26.474 I just want us to be a success. 63 00:04:26.557 --> 00:04:30.311 The only thing I want is to live in Cadaqués, in Catalonia, 64 00:04:30.395 --> 00:04:32.647 read Gaudí's biography and drink espresso. 65 00:04:33.606 --> 00:04:35.817 What? I'm learning Catalan. 66 00:04:36.442 --> 00:04:37.902 No, dude. 67 00:04:38.653 --> 00:04:39.487 Right, 68 00:04:39.570 --> 00:04:41.781 we're having dinner with your parents tonight. 69 00:04:41.864 --> 00:04:43.950 Why are you texting my parents? 70 00:04:44.033 --> 00:04:45.285 -They're awesome. -They suck. 71 00:04:45.368 --> 00:04:49.539 A proper meal would do you well instead of eating instant noodles. 72 00:04:49.622 --> 00:04:53.251 That shit causes cancer. I'm surprised you do that. 73 00:04:59.966 --> 00:05:00.967 All right. 74 00:05:01.050 --> 00:05:03.428 I haven't had noodles in a while. 75 00:05:04.012 --> 00:05:05.722 Please don't judge me. 76 00:05:06.431 --> 00:05:07.515 Money is tight. 77 00:05:08.558 --> 00:05:11.436 Capitalism is killing us all. 78 00:05:11.519 --> 00:05:13.688 You need money to be vegetarian. 79 00:05:17.066 --> 00:05:18.484 Imagine you're in Tulum. 80 00:05:19.444 --> 00:05:20.445 You're ripped. 81 00:05:21.279 --> 00:05:22.697 You're gorgeous. 82 00:05:22.780 --> 00:05:26.659 Rise above the haters. Let's give love. 83 00:05:26.743 --> 00:05:29.954 Let's shine, because we are here to give love. 84 00:05:30.038 --> 00:05:32.373 Let the bike make love to you. 85 00:05:32.457 --> 00:05:34.459 Come on, fatty. Tulum. 86 00:05:39.881 --> 00:05:41.799 You're getting to the beach, 87 00:05:41.883 --> 00:05:43.259 you're gorgeous. 88 00:05:43.343 --> 00:05:45.178 I want to see your butts up. 89 00:05:45.762 --> 00:05:47.722 And one and two! 90 00:05:48.306 --> 00:05:52.310 Caress your butt. I want to see your rectal selfie. 91 00:05:52.393 --> 00:05:53.311 Yes, breathe. 92 00:05:53.394 --> 00:05:55.480 I like it! That's it! 93 00:05:55.563 --> 00:05:57.565 What's wrong? A little more. 94 00:05:57.648 --> 00:05:59.192 Up. Down. 95 00:05:59.275 --> 00:06:02.779 That's it! I weighed 130 fucking kilograms! 96 00:06:02.862 --> 00:06:06.032 Now look at me! 97 00:06:06.115 --> 00:06:07.617 What a great butt! 98 00:06:08.993 --> 00:06:10.578 I have your bill. 99 00:06:11.537 --> 00:06:13.873 It's 3,000 plus the personal trainer. 100 00:06:22.131 --> 00:06:24.217 Declined. Do you have another one? 101 00:06:29.847 --> 00:06:30.765 I don't know. 102 00:06:31.891 --> 00:06:33.226 Can I pay with points? 103 00:06:33.893 --> 00:06:35.144 With what? 104 00:06:35.228 --> 00:06:37.355 How embarrassing. In front of everyone. 105 00:06:37.438 --> 00:06:40.024 The bills for the apartment added up. 106 00:06:40.108 --> 00:06:43.319 Keep supporting that mooch, he doesn't share your goals. 107 00:06:47.782 --> 00:06:48.616 Babe. 108 00:06:56.165 --> 00:06:56.999 Hello. 109 00:06:57.708 --> 00:07:01.421 I was wondering if you've looked at my job application. 110 00:07:01.504 --> 00:07:02.797 What's your order? 111 00:07:03.673 --> 00:07:04.841 All right. 112 00:07:04.924 --> 00:07:06.926 The coffee of the day. 113 00:07:07.009 --> 00:07:07.885 That's 120. 114 00:07:13.599 --> 00:07:16.018 Are you on the waiting list? 115 00:07:16.102 --> 00:07:18.312 No but I left my resume. 116 00:07:18.396 --> 00:07:19.313 And I-- 117 00:07:20.231 --> 00:07:21.149 Borealis. 118 00:07:21.232 --> 00:07:24.402 They said I needed a resume, 119 00:07:24.485 --> 00:07:25.820 they never said-- 120 00:07:25.903 --> 00:07:29.657 Put your name here. This is the waiting list for the waiting list. 121 00:07:29.740 --> 00:07:31.951 Why not have one long waiting list? 122 00:07:36.205 --> 00:07:37.039 Thanks. 123 00:07:39.667 --> 00:07:42.420 Excuse me. This is watery and over-extracted. 124 00:07:42.503 --> 00:07:45.882 I would have ground it much finer, the roast is burnt. 125 00:07:45.965 --> 00:07:49.135 No, it's a Chiapas natural, triple extracted. 126 00:07:49.218 --> 00:07:50.344 It tastes like wood. 127 00:07:50.428 --> 00:07:52.597 It's not fruity, considering it's natural. 128 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:55.141 Tell your supplier, it's not all your fault. 129 00:07:55.224 --> 00:07:56.642 Next, please. 130 00:07:58.227 --> 00:07:59.061 Hello. 131 00:07:59.145 --> 00:08:02.023 Bitcoin was revolutionary because it created digital scarcity. 132 00:08:02.106 --> 00:08:03.733 Like gold, it's finite. 133 00:08:03.816 --> 00:08:06.736 They were using it to buy drugs or to traffic organs. 134 00:08:06.819 --> 00:08:08.571 No, it's all regulated now. 135 00:08:08.654 --> 00:08:10.323 -Carlos. -Hello. 136 00:08:10.406 --> 00:08:11.949 -Sorry. -Charlie. 137 00:08:12.492 --> 00:08:14.160 Sorry, we were filming. 138 00:08:14.243 --> 00:08:17.079 -What are you filming? -His son opening toys. 139 00:08:17.955 --> 00:08:19.499 Unboxing. Sweet gig. 140 00:08:19.582 --> 00:08:21.542 -Right? -Yeah. 141 00:08:22.126 --> 00:08:25.004 Rocco must have a blast with all those toys. 142 00:08:25.087 --> 00:08:27.924 The lady from ToyCity only lends them to me for a bit. 143 00:08:28.007 --> 00:08:31.135 My dad will give me a Lego at 100,000 subscribers. 144 00:08:31.219 --> 00:08:32.762 Yeah. Almost. 145 00:08:32.845 --> 00:08:35.306 We're growing our audience. 146 00:08:35.389 --> 00:08:36.224 Sure. 147 00:08:37.016 --> 00:08:38.226 How's it going? 148 00:08:38.893 --> 00:08:42.480 Great. We're very happy, we're working on various projects. 149 00:08:42.563 --> 00:08:44.774 Are you over the desire to make coffee? 150 00:08:44.857 --> 00:08:46.651 It's not making coffee. 151 00:08:46.734 --> 00:08:48.778 Being a barista is an art, dad. 152 00:08:49.487 --> 00:08:51.572 Why don't you get a normal job? 153 00:08:51.656 --> 00:08:53.032 -Okay. -My friends post 154 00:08:53.115 --> 00:08:55.785 their kids accomplishments on Facebook everyday. 155 00:08:55.868 --> 00:08:57.328 Manú Montoya 156 00:08:57.411 --> 00:08:58.913 is a lawyer at Pfizer. 157 00:08:59.455 --> 00:09:01.707 Pili Bracho is at Deutsche Bank. 158 00:09:01.791 --> 00:09:05.086 And you, making hearts in cappuccinos. 159 00:09:05.878 --> 00:09:10.007 You work for a bakery that causes most of the country's diabetes. 160 00:09:10.091 --> 00:09:11.425 You're part of the problem. 161 00:09:11.509 --> 00:09:15.012 The world isn't made of dreams and nonsense. 162 00:09:15.096 --> 00:09:16.764 A man needs to work-- 163 00:09:16.847 --> 00:09:19.684 Who says that a man needs to work? 164 00:09:19.767 --> 00:09:22.353 That is a neoliberal way to control the masses. 165 00:09:22.937 --> 00:09:24.981 Money is an imaginary concept. 166 00:09:25.064 --> 00:09:27.567 That's why Mom gives you money. 167 00:09:28.651 --> 00:09:30.778 -How convenient. -Well… 168 00:09:34.824 --> 00:09:36.325 The rice is delicious. 169 00:09:36.993 --> 00:09:37.910 Like always. 170 00:09:37.994 --> 00:09:39.328 I'm glad you like it. 171 00:09:45.376 --> 00:09:48.379 Your Dad is right. You'll starve as a barista. 172 00:09:48.462 --> 00:09:50.506 At least I'll be happy. 173 00:09:52.049 --> 00:09:52.925 Polo Ríos. 174 00:09:53.884 --> 00:09:57.430 Forget about that nonsense, we're going to start a business. 175 00:09:57.513 --> 00:09:58.347 Come in. 176 00:09:58.806 --> 00:09:59.640 Thanks. 177 00:10:03.978 --> 00:10:06.606 This is the type of place we need to be at. 178 00:10:06.689 --> 00:10:09.317 I bought half of Isla Holbox. So, what's the problem? 179 00:10:09.400 --> 00:10:11.736 It's sinking and all, but there are no animals. 180 00:10:11.819 --> 00:10:14.280 I'm thinking of bringing animals to Holbox. 181 00:10:14.363 --> 00:10:15.865 Like Jurassic Park. 182 00:10:15.948 --> 00:10:17.408 But no dinosaurs. 183 00:10:17.491 --> 00:10:19.744 Giraffes, tigers, crocodiles, hippos… 184 00:10:19.827 --> 00:10:20.661 Cano! 185 00:10:21.787 --> 00:10:23.497 -What's up? -Polo! 186 00:10:25.041 --> 00:10:26.584 How are you? 187 00:10:26.667 --> 00:10:28.753 Killing it, like always. 188 00:10:28.836 --> 00:10:32.214 And you? Did you lose weight? What did you do? 189 00:10:32.798 --> 00:10:34.383 Keto and spinning class. 190 00:10:34.467 --> 00:10:36.552 And a little gastric bypass. 191 00:10:36.636 --> 00:10:37.637 Blas. 192 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:39.930 As pale and sarcastic as always. 193 00:10:40.014 --> 00:10:41.932 Are you still being austere? 194 00:10:42.016 --> 00:10:42.892 A minimalist. 195 00:10:42.975 --> 00:10:44.560 Cool. What are you up to? 196 00:10:44.644 --> 00:10:47.938 We're working on some projects that are very disruptive. 197 00:10:48.022 --> 00:10:50.941 -That's not true. -I always knew you'd get far. 198 00:10:52.276 --> 00:10:55.738 -We actually have some ideas. -I love ideas. 199 00:10:55.821 --> 00:10:57.990 I'm the type of guy that loves ideas, 200 00:10:58.074 --> 00:11:03.037 but right now I have to tell my secretary and she'll tell me, okay? 201 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:05.122 Keep having a great time. 202 00:11:05.206 --> 00:11:06.832 You're so skinny dude! 203 00:11:08.626 --> 00:11:10.044 -Hello, I-- -Excuse me. 204 00:11:12.463 --> 00:11:13.798 Let's get some drinks. 205 00:11:15.716 --> 00:11:17.802 -Good evening. -Hello. 206 00:11:17.885 --> 00:11:19.512 Carajillo, please. 207 00:11:19.595 --> 00:11:21.347 -A light beer, please. -Sure. 208 00:11:21.430 --> 00:11:23.265 With a little mineral water. 209 00:11:24.433 --> 00:11:26.519 Sandra thinks I've gained weight. 210 00:11:26.602 --> 00:11:30.106 You've lost 90 kilos. You survived the war with gluten. 211 00:11:30.189 --> 00:11:33.275 You're an example for the fat community that defends itself 212 00:11:33.359 --> 00:11:36.487 from the explosion of sugary products made by multinationals, 213 00:11:36.570 --> 00:11:38.781 which don't care about you or public health. 214 00:11:39.323 --> 00:11:40.282 Accept yourself. 215 00:11:43.494 --> 00:11:44.537 What is this? 216 00:11:44.620 --> 00:11:47.373 Mr. Cano's special edition of Esprezzo. 217 00:11:47.456 --> 00:11:48.999 -Shit in my mouth. -What? 218 00:11:49.083 --> 00:11:51.585 He drank formula as a baby. Two mezcals. 219 00:11:53.003 --> 00:11:54.964 Sorry, it's clinical. 220 00:11:55.715 --> 00:11:56.757 Thanks. 221 00:11:56.841 --> 00:11:57.717 Cheers. 222 00:12:01.887 --> 00:12:04.515 -No way, there's a ping-pong room. -Where? 223 00:12:04.598 --> 00:12:07.685 -I don't see a ping-pong table. -No, ping-pong is just a saying. 224 00:12:07.768 --> 00:12:09.895 I bounce an idea back and forth. 225 00:12:09.979 --> 00:12:12.690 You're so embarrassing. 226 00:12:12.773 --> 00:12:14.775 -Why? It's a saying. -Sure. 227 00:12:15.526 --> 00:12:16.902 Aderales? 228 00:12:18.904 --> 00:12:20.156 No way! 229 00:12:22.742 --> 00:12:24.660 It's so good to see you. 230 00:12:24.744 --> 00:12:27.621 Blas, you're so small. How cute. 231 00:12:27.705 --> 00:12:29.832 Drug dealing is going well for you. 232 00:12:30.541 --> 00:12:32.960 Wow. They aren't drugs, man. 233 00:12:33.043 --> 00:12:35.296 They're nootropics. 234 00:12:35.379 --> 00:12:38.758 Armodafinil, dextro, stimulants for productivity. 235 00:12:38.841 --> 00:12:40.718 None of this recreational shit. 236 00:12:40.801 --> 00:12:42.595 -Okay. -Sure. 237 00:12:43.345 --> 00:12:45.139 You'd be amazed at how focused it makes you. 238 00:12:45.222 --> 00:12:47.391 Imagine Bradley Cooper in "Limitless" 239 00:12:47.475 --> 00:12:50.019 combined with Russell Crowe in "A Beautiful Mind" and 240 00:12:50.102 --> 00:12:54.023 Matt Damon in "The Talented Mr. Ripley" happening microscopically 241 00:12:54.106 --> 00:12:58.068 in Stephen Hawking's semen, inside Carl Sagan's uterus. 242 00:12:58.152 --> 00:13:00.112 It's Ukrainian Ritalin. 243 00:13:00.988 --> 00:13:03.491 I've heard of this. It's banned in a lot of places. 244 00:13:03.574 --> 00:13:07.620 -Elon Musk invented Tesla on this. -And the cybertruck and flamethrower. 245 00:13:07.703 --> 00:13:10.206 I know because Elon is my friend and client. 246 00:13:10.790 --> 00:13:12.333 Do you have my app? 247 00:13:12.416 --> 00:13:14.835 Download my app. Here. 248 00:13:14.919 --> 00:13:16.962 I accept Bitcoin, Ethereum. 249 00:13:17.046 --> 00:13:19.131 Aders. Not the peso, that's tacky. 250 00:13:19.215 --> 00:13:20.716 What is Aders? 251 00:13:21.342 --> 00:13:22.802 My cryptocurrency. 252 00:13:22.885 --> 00:13:25.721 Aderales. Aders. What is your cryptocurrency called? 253 00:13:29.850 --> 00:13:33.813 Hey! These guys don't have their own cryptocurrency. 254 00:13:36.148 --> 00:13:38.651 That's okay. Not everyone does. 255 00:13:39.193 --> 00:13:40.528 Just everyone here. 256 00:13:40.611 --> 00:13:41.529 Cheers. 257 00:13:41.612 --> 00:13:42.446 No way, man. 258 00:13:43.113 --> 00:13:44.615 Even Aderales has an app. 259 00:13:45.282 --> 00:13:48.536 He's an idiot, he tattooed the bar code on his neck. 260 00:13:48.619 --> 00:13:50.788 -That's 100% brand confidence. -No. 261 00:13:50.871 --> 00:13:53.374 -We could learn something from him. -No. 262 00:13:54.792 --> 00:13:56.126 They're all ahead of us. 263 00:13:56.210 --> 00:13:57.419 Don't start. 264 00:13:57.503 --> 00:14:00.297 Everybody is doing something. 265 00:14:00.381 --> 00:14:03.342 -All right. -We haven't done anything. We're losers. 266 00:14:03.843 --> 00:14:05.052 Polo, no! 267 00:14:05.845 --> 00:14:08.013 -What are you doing? -We're 30. 268 00:14:08.097 --> 00:14:11.725 I don't know what to do with my life. I have a gray hair on my balls. 269 00:14:11.809 --> 00:14:14.478 -Calm down. -I live with diarrhea. 270 00:14:14.562 --> 00:14:17.189 -We all have gray hair and diarrhea. -What do I do? 271 00:14:17.273 --> 00:14:19.275 Everybody in this country has diarrhea. 272 00:14:19.358 --> 00:14:21.694 He's going to puke. 273 00:14:21.777 --> 00:14:23.904 Watch out! Sorry! 274 00:14:23.988 --> 00:14:26.782 What will my grandma say if I go back broken? 275 00:14:26.866 --> 00:14:28.826 You're not going back, relax. 276 00:14:28.909 --> 00:14:31.412 We don't have any revenue, I'm losing my hair. 277 00:14:31.495 --> 00:14:33.622 You're not losing your hair, relax. 278 00:14:33.706 --> 00:14:36.709 What will make you feel better? 279 00:14:36.792 --> 00:14:38.794 -Promise we'll be successful. -I promise. 280 00:14:38.878 --> 00:14:40.838 -Promise. -I promise. 281 00:14:40.921 --> 00:14:42.715 -You can do this. -Okay. 282 00:14:42.798 --> 00:14:44.133 Come on! 283 00:14:44.216 --> 00:14:45.759 -You're the shit. -Yeah. 284 00:14:47.511 --> 00:14:51.056 Let's come together, please. 285 00:14:51.140 --> 00:14:54.476 Networking and all is good, but we are a community. 286 00:14:54.560 --> 00:14:56.186 How are we going to unite? 287 00:14:56.270 --> 00:14:58.564 We're going to get shitfaced! 288 00:14:59.732 --> 00:15:02.693 Get your phones out quickly. 289 00:15:02.776 --> 00:15:06.030 We're going to google our names or our artistic names. 290 00:15:06.113 --> 00:15:08.616 -Really? -You said you'd do anything. 291 00:15:08.699 --> 00:15:11.160 Raise your hand if there's less than 10 000 hits. 292 00:15:11.660 --> 00:15:15.331 Drink! 293 00:15:20.252 --> 00:15:23.380 Raise your hand if you're not verified on Instagram. 294 00:15:27.509 --> 00:15:29.929 Who doesn't have a picture with Bill Gates? 295 00:15:30.012 --> 00:15:31.931 Who would have that? 296 00:15:32.014 --> 00:15:33.307 I tried. 297 00:15:40.648 --> 00:15:43.525 Sell me the pen. You wanted to ping-pong, 298 00:15:44.777 --> 00:15:46.987 It's very elegant. It's a Mont Blanc. 299 00:15:47.071 --> 00:15:48.697 Take a shot. 300 00:15:58.832 --> 00:16:01.794 I'm an idiot. Kill me, please. I fucked it up. 301 00:16:02.336 --> 00:16:04.880 I fucked it all up. 302 00:16:05.464 --> 00:16:06.423 Come on. 303 00:16:06.507 --> 00:16:08.968 You don't need that idiot to make it. 304 00:16:09.426 --> 00:16:11.428 -Why'd we study marketing? -I don't know. 305 00:16:11.512 --> 00:16:13.597 -What a bullshit degree. -That doesn't matter. 306 00:16:13.681 --> 00:16:15.349 How hard can it be to get money? 307 00:16:18.435 --> 00:16:20.729 -Are we ping-ponging? -No, man. 308 00:16:20.813 --> 00:16:24.024 -We're ping-ponging. -No, we're not. 309 00:16:24.108 --> 00:16:26.944 I love the initiative. That's what we need. 310 00:16:27.027 --> 00:16:28.862 -Polo, please. -Write this down. 311 00:16:28.946 --> 00:16:30.072 Do you have a pen? 312 00:16:30.155 --> 00:16:32.574 -What do people like? -Vacations? 313 00:16:32.658 --> 00:16:34.618 Airbnb, Trip Advisor, Lonely Planet. 314 00:16:34.702 --> 00:16:36.662 Hospitality is very saturated. 315 00:16:36.745 --> 00:16:37.871 Okay, then sex. 316 00:16:37.955 --> 00:16:41.291 Tinder, Bumble, Grindr, Match, Badoo-- Should I go on? 317 00:16:41.375 --> 00:16:43.585 Nature, pets. 318 00:16:44.336 --> 00:16:46.547 -Good causes. -Okay, maybe. 319 00:16:46.630 --> 00:16:48.549 -Slides. -We're getting there. 320 00:16:48.632 --> 00:16:52.761 An app that finds the closest slide. Genius! 321 00:16:52.845 --> 00:16:55.139 Look at your digital guru friends. 322 00:16:55.222 --> 00:16:59.893 They crave attention, they like to think they're great people. 323 00:17:00.394 --> 00:17:03.647 Status, attention, relevance. That's great. 324 00:17:03.731 --> 00:17:07.526 I wouldn't give up on the slides, that sounds good. 325 00:17:08.736 --> 00:17:10.154 Good morning, fatty! 326 00:17:17.119 --> 00:17:18.037 Hi, babe. 327 00:17:18.704 --> 00:17:19.580 Seriously? 328 00:17:22.583 --> 00:17:24.960 You smell like vomit and tequila. Gross. 329 00:17:25.044 --> 00:17:27.838 -Cappuccino? -You'd make my day. 330 00:17:28.964 --> 00:17:30.883 -Babe. -I'll change. 331 00:17:30.966 --> 00:17:32.843 -You were drinking? Really? -No. 332 00:17:33.510 --> 00:17:36.221 You're disgusting. Have some self-love. 333 00:17:36.805 --> 00:17:38.474 -Do you do anything? -No. 334 00:17:39.058 --> 00:17:40.059 We won't make it. 335 00:17:42.102 --> 00:17:43.479 -Babe. -What? 336 00:17:43.562 --> 00:17:45.522 Maybe put on something looser? 337 00:17:45.606 --> 00:17:47.357 That doesn't fit you yet. 338 00:17:48.275 --> 00:17:49.651 Right. 339 00:17:51.445 --> 00:17:52.571 It fits him. 340 00:17:54.156 --> 00:17:55.240 Not yet. 341 00:17:55.324 --> 00:17:56.784 -Yes it does. -No. 342 00:17:56.867 --> 00:17:58.619 -It fits. -No, it doesn't. 343 00:18:02.122 --> 00:18:03.123 Let's go. 344 00:18:03.665 --> 00:18:05.834 Thank you. 345 00:18:05.918 --> 00:18:07.461 What are we doing? 346 00:18:07.544 --> 00:18:10.589 Running this morning. Then seaweed therapy. 347 00:18:10.672 --> 00:18:14.134 Then belly injections. I know it hurts, but it's good for you. 348 00:18:21.391 --> 00:18:22.810 Let's go, fatty. 349 00:18:27.731 --> 00:18:28.857 BANKROLLED 350 00:18:28.941 --> 00:18:30.526 -Come on. -I'm coming. 351 00:18:31.485 --> 00:18:35.030 You won't believe what happened. There's a video on Bankrolled. 352 00:18:35.114 --> 00:18:36.281 -What? -I'll explain. 353 00:18:37.991 --> 00:18:40.369 SignNow is a platform for social impact 354 00:18:40.452 --> 00:18:42.788 that will revolutionize how you sign petitions. 355 00:18:42.871 --> 00:18:46.500 Save the gorillas, say bye to bullying, fight poverty, 356 00:18:46.583 --> 00:18:48.043 all with one click. 357 00:18:48.127 --> 00:18:50.629 Signing petitions has never been so fun. 358 00:18:50.712 --> 00:18:53.132 Play, collect trophies emojis and have fun. 359 00:18:53.215 --> 00:18:55.968 All of your friends will know what you sign. 360 00:18:56.051 --> 00:18:57.886 By playing, you'll get points. 361 00:18:57.970 --> 00:19:00.264 Show everyone who signs the most. 362 00:19:00.347 --> 00:19:02.599 Support and fund SignNow. 363 00:19:02.724 --> 00:19:04.017 SIGNNOW 364 00:19:04.101 --> 00:19:05.936 What the fuck is this? 365 00:19:06.019 --> 00:19:08.355 Parallel universe, that's the only explanation. 366 00:19:08.438 --> 00:19:10.065 Don't start. 367 00:19:10.149 --> 00:19:13.235 Then tell me when did we make this? 368 00:19:15.821 --> 00:19:18.073 I wouldn't give up on the slides. 369 00:19:19.074 --> 00:19:20.701 It's not a bad idea. 370 00:19:20.784 --> 00:19:22.661 -Not bad. -Not a bad idea. 371 00:19:22.744 --> 00:19:25.289 -We're going to kill it. -That's right. 372 00:19:25.372 --> 00:19:27.332 -Fucking right. -We're going to kill it. 373 00:19:30.878 --> 00:19:33.213 You'd be amazed at how focused it makes you. 374 00:19:33.297 --> 00:19:36.008 I've heard about this. It's banned in a lot of places. 375 00:19:36.091 --> 00:19:37.593 Elon Musk invented Tesla on this. 376 00:19:37.676 --> 00:19:38.886 It's Ukrainian Ritalin. 377 00:19:46.435 --> 00:19:49.438 If we can make the sneakers from "Back to the Future". 378 00:19:49.521 --> 00:19:51.982 -That's idiotic. -There are no idiotic ideas. 379 00:19:52.065 --> 00:19:55.027 -The idea is to-- -Okay. 380 00:19:55.110 --> 00:19:57.112 -An anti-fart diaper. -A diaper. 381 00:19:57.196 --> 00:19:59.698 -A joint holder. -Plant locators? 382 00:19:59.781 --> 00:20:01.200 No. 383 00:20:02.910 --> 00:20:04.244 -Did it hit you? -No. 384 00:20:12.336 --> 00:20:13.754 Fucking Aderales. 385 00:20:21.220 --> 00:20:24.681 Stimulants for productivity. Nothing recreational. 386 00:21:09.226 --> 00:21:11.687 What the hell are we-- 387 00:21:11.770 --> 00:21:14.481 This is the most idiotic thing we've ever done. 388 00:21:14.564 --> 00:21:16.566 Hold on, it's not bad. 389 00:21:17.109 --> 00:21:18.068 Yes, it's bad. 390 00:21:18.151 --> 00:21:18.986 No. 391 00:21:19.069 --> 00:21:21.530 We're obviously being sarcastic. 392 00:21:21.613 --> 00:21:24.199 -Why is it already 12% funded then? -It's clicktivism. 393 00:21:25.409 --> 00:21:28.412 It's the stupidest form of social justice. 394 00:21:28.495 --> 00:21:30.706 -You lack imagination. -No. 395 00:21:30.789 --> 00:21:33.792 It's a starting point. A lot of startups begin like this. 396 00:21:33.875 --> 00:21:36.336 -They pivot later. -I don't want to start a startup. 397 00:21:36.420 --> 00:21:38.338 The word startup makes me anxious. 398 00:21:39.881 --> 00:21:41.633 Someone just gave 50 000 pesos. 399 00:21:42.634 --> 00:21:43.969 -Really? -Yeah. 400 00:21:47.723 --> 00:21:50.225 There are people that wait for an opportunity like this. 401 00:21:50.309 --> 00:21:52.185 -Don't you think it means something? -Yes. 402 00:21:52.269 --> 00:21:54.521 That we were drunk, high and desperate. 403 00:21:54.604 --> 00:21:57.065 This is what we need for our personal brands. 404 00:21:57.149 --> 00:22:00.193 I want to enjoy what little time I have in this world. 405 00:22:00.277 --> 00:22:02.738 Which doesn't matter, because this is all a simulation. 406 00:22:03.322 --> 00:22:05.490 You need to stay off of Reddit. 407 00:22:06.283 --> 00:22:08.368 We have no idea how to make an app. 408 00:22:08.452 --> 00:22:10.954 You and I, quickly. Jobs-Wozniak. 409 00:22:11.038 --> 00:22:12.998 I don't want to rush. Who is who? 410 00:22:13.623 --> 00:22:16.460 -I'm the face, you're the brains. -I've never programmed anything. 411 00:22:16.543 --> 00:22:19.087 You're very creative. You can pull this off. 412 00:22:19.171 --> 00:22:21.548 Mixing friendship and work is not cool. 413 00:22:21.631 --> 00:22:24.009 We live together, we're basically married. 414 00:22:24.092 --> 00:22:25.260 -No, we're not. -Basically. 415 00:22:25.344 --> 00:22:26.386 What could go wrong? 416 00:22:26.470 --> 00:22:29.181 I don't feel comfortable using other people's money. 417 00:22:29.723 --> 00:22:31.975 Want to get your dad off your back? 418 00:22:43.570 --> 00:22:46.615 Tell them I won't travel if it's not in first class. 419 00:22:46.698 --> 00:22:50.160 I want to try veganism, switch out the fridge. Leave the M&Ms. 420 00:22:50.243 --> 00:22:51.411 Okay, guys. 421 00:22:51.995 --> 00:22:55.707 The landing page of Bankrolled is dead. 422 00:22:56.249 --> 00:22:58.418 What's going on? 423 00:22:58.502 --> 00:23:00.170 Give me ideas. Shoot. 424 00:23:00.253 --> 00:23:01.463 Paleo snacks. 425 00:23:01.546 --> 00:23:04.925 Sponsored by Bárbara de Regil, that's all she eats. 426 00:23:05.008 --> 00:23:06.134 No. 427 00:23:06.218 --> 00:23:09.471 -Shoot. -A dating app for people on Keto. 428 00:23:09.554 --> 00:23:11.431 -It's called "Ketinder". -Next. 429 00:23:11.515 --> 00:23:12.516 Tell me. 430 00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:14.643 Crowdfunding is so 2015. 431 00:23:14.726 --> 00:23:16.686 Mayte, less negativity. 432 00:23:17.312 --> 00:23:20.148 Crowdfunding is the new economy. 433 00:23:20.232 --> 00:23:23.902 I don't know if you realized but you work for a crowdfunding platform. 434 00:23:25.445 --> 00:23:26.780 -Go on. -Don't start. 435 00:23:26.863 --> 00:23:28.615 -Tell him. -Nat. 436 00:23:30.283 --> 00:23:31.493 You have something to say? 437 00:23:32.577 --> 00:23:33.787 No. 438 00:23:34.287 --> 00:23:35.664 Tell me everything. 439 00:23:37.541 --> 00:23:40.252 -There are two guys starting a project. -Yeah? 440 00:23:40.335 --> 00:23:42.838 It's a platform for petition signing, 441 00:23:42.921 --> 00:23:44.840 but also a social network. 442 00:23:44.923 --> 00:23:48.427 And it's a game, where you connect dots and win points. 443 00:23:50.178 --> 00:23:52.514 You're saying there is an app that combines 444 00:23:52.597 --> 00:23:56.101 Change.org, with Facebook, with Candy Crush? 445 00:23:56.184 --> 00:23:59.187 Yes, that's basically SignNow. Sorry, how stupid-- 446 00:23:59.271 --> 00:24:01.022 Revolutionary. 447 00:24:01.648 --> 00:24:02.899 I love it. 448 00:24:03.358 --> 00:24:04.943 That's what we needed. 449 00:24:05.026 --> 00:24:06.069 He loves it. 450 00:24:06.153 --> 00:24:09.322 Compassionate, commercial and fun. 451 00:24:09.823 --> 00:24:11.408 That's what people want. 452 00:24:12.284 --> 00:24:14.327 Can you do it or should they? 453 00:24:14.411 --> 00:24:16.830 -We can do it. -Of course she can. 454 00:24:16.913 --> 00:24:18.498 100%, I can do it. 455 00:24:18.582 --> 00:24:22.002 That's it, cancel all other projects. 456 00:24:22.085 --> 00:24:24.588 We're giving all of our support to this. 457 00:24:24.671 --> 00:24:26.548 Not all of our support, maybe-- 458 00:24:26.631 --> 00:24:28.091 -Nat. -Yes. 459 00:24:28.175 --> 00:24:29.968 There is no margin for error. 460 00:24:30.677 --> 00:24:32.971 -Bankrolled is in your hands. Bye. -No. 461 00:24:33.054 --> 00:24:34.764 Gus, this is very-- 462 00:24:34.848 --> 00:24:37.142 If this doesn't give Bankrolled a boost 463 00:24:37.225 --> 00:24:39.853 there will be bankruptcy and mass lay-offs. 464 00:24:39.936 --> 00:24:41.813 -No more juice guy. -Not Sergio. 465 00:24:41.897 --> 00:24:44.524 No more juice guy. And I promised him a Tesla. 466 00:24:47.444 --> 00:24:49.279 Susy, Karen, let's go! 467 00:24:50.864 --> 00:24:52.032 He loved it. 468 00:24:52.115 --> 00:24:55.118 -You're the shit! -No. 469 00:24:55.202 --> 00:24:56.036 What? 470 00:24:56.578 --> 00:24:58.538 You don't understand. 471 00:24:58.622 --> 00:25:01.708 I can't breathe or think. My vision is blurry. 472 00:25:01.791 --> 00:25:05.128 -I don't have time. -It hasn't even been a minute. 473 00:25:05.212 --> 00:25:07.672 -It's your fault, Mayte. -Calm down. 474 00:25:07.756 --> 00:25:09.382 I can't take on so much. 475 00:25:09.466 --> 00:25:12.344 It's like submerging your head in something. 476 00:25:12.427 --> 00:25:14.513 I just can't. 477 00:25:14.596 --> 00:25:18.600 This is the opportunity you wanted to move up. Get excited. 478 00:25:19.226 --> 00:25:20.727 I'm very excited, Mayte. 479 00:25:20.810 --> 00:25:22.103 Clearly. 480 00:25:22.187 --> 00:25:26.775 Gus said the future of the company depends on me. I can't fuck up. 481 00:25:28.026 --> 00:25:29.528 -Breathe. -I'm breathing. 482 00:25:29.611 --> 00:25:31.154 -You're hysterical. -No. 483 00:25:31.238 --> 00:25:35.242 I'm fine. I feel calm and in control. 484 00:25:35.909 --> 00:25:37.577 I'm fine. Let's breathe? 485 00:25:38.245 --> 00:25:39.162 Come on. 486 00:25:39.246 --> 00:25:42.374 Breathe with your heart and leave behind 487 00:25:42.457 --> 00:25:45.168 all of the anxiety caused by uncertainty. 488 00:25:45.252 --> 00:25:46.670 That shit doesn't work. 489 00:25:53.510 --> 00:25:56.346 Hello. We have a meeting with Natalia Quintana. 490 00:25:56.429 --> 00:25:57.389 One moment. 491 00:25:57.472 --> 00:26:00.392 Hey, Motivation Nation. We're streaming live from-- 492 00:26:00.475 --> 00:26:02.894 -What are you doing? -What do you mean? 493 00:26:02.978 --> 00:26:05.355 As an influencer, I have to constantly create content. 494 00:26:05.939 --> 00:26:07.607 A story, then a post. 495 00:26:07.691 --> 00:26:09.651 -Or just buy followers. -Wow. 496 00:26:11.069 --> 00:26:12.571 You don't buy followers. 497 00:26:12.654 --> 00:26:15.574 Do you know how many followers die in India? 498 00:26:15.657 --> 00:26:16.533 What? 499 00:26:16.616 --> 00:26:19.661 They make thousands of kids follow accounts like yours 500 00:26:19.744 --> 00:26:22.789 in an unventilated warehouse. They faint three times a day. 501 00:26:22.872 --> 00:26:24.457 How would you know that? 502 00:26:25.125 --> 00:26:26.042 I read. 503 00:26:26.126 --> 00:26:29.087 Hello, how are you? I'm Natalia Quintana. 504 00:26:29.170 --> 00:26:30.797 Thanks for coming. 505 00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:33.925 Do you want coffee, tea, matcha? 506 00:26:34.009 --> 00:26:36.136 We can validate your parking. 507 00:26:36.219 --> 00:26:39.097 Maybe no one offered to validate your parking yet. 508 00:26:39.639 --> 00:26:41.933 Never mind. Come in, please. 509 00:26:42.017 --> 00:26:43.476 -This way. -Sure. 510 00:26:43.560 --> 00:26:45.437 Look, they have pool. 511 00:26:45.520 --> 00:26:50.150 I'm excited to work with people that are so professional… 512 00:26:50.233 --> 00:26:52.777 -Thank you. Sit down. -…and innovative. 513 00:26:52.861 --> 00:26:53.903 Thanks for coming. 514 00:26:53.987 --> 00:26:57.240 Especially because of all the recent fiascos and scams 515 00:26:57.324 --> 00:26:59.993 that have fucked the platform's image. 516 00:27:00.076 --> 00:27:01.286 Look at this. 517 00:27:01.369 --> 00:27:03.830 This ended up being a campaign for a cartel. 518 00:27:03.913 --> 00:27:05.457 Thanks, Bankrolled. 519 00:27:08.335 --> 00:27:11.421 And these were VR headsets that exploded. 520 00:27:11.504 --> 00:27:13.214 -They didn't explode. -They did. 521 00:27:15.467 --> 00:27:17.427 -Seaweed! I love how it-- -Crunches? 522 00:27:17.510 --> 00:27:18.928 -I love it. -Really? 523 00:27:19.012 --> 00:27:21.765 -It's fun and-- -Exactly. 524 00:27:21.848 --> 00:27:23.516 It's like-- 525 00:27:23.600 --> 00:27:24.809 Yes. 526 00:27:26.436 --> 00:27:29.230 Tell me, what step are you at? 527 00:27:29.314 --> 00:27:32.942 It's going very well. We're happy to work with you. 528 00:27:33.026 --> 00:27:35.445 -It's moving forward super well. -Great. 529 00:27:35.528 --> 00:27:38.490 I looked you up on LinkedIn 530 00:27:38.573 --> 00:27:41.159 and I couldn't find you. 531 00:27:41.743 --> 00:27:43.244 It's under construction. 532 00:27:43.328 --> 00:27:45.163 I hate social media. 533 00:27:45.246 --> 00:27:49.125 He hates it right now because he's so immersed in the project. 534 00:27:49.209 --> 00:27:51.002 His commitment is admirable. 535 00:27:51.086 --> 00:27:54.589 Good, then you can have a demo ready in three weeks? 536 00:27:54.673 --> 00:27:58.051 -There's no way-- -That we won't. You can count on it. 537 00:27:58.718 --> 00:27:59.761 Perfect. 538 00:28:00.428 --> 00:28:02.847 That's the level of commitment we need, 539 00:28:02.931 --> 00:28:05.058 because that's what we are like. 540 00:28:05.141 --> 00:28:07.602 We're going to get along great, right? 541 00:28:08.353 --> 00:28:10.063 -Obviously. -No need to say more. 542 00:28:10.146 --> 00:28:11.856 Cheers. 543 00:28:11.940 --> 00:28:13.942 -I just-- -love it. 544 00:28:14.025 --> 00:28:16.736 Bankrolled, your crowdfunding platform, 545 00:28:16.820 --> 00:28:20.156 is proud to present SignNow. 546 00:28:20.240 --> 00:28:23.326 This fun and revolutionary app 547 00:28:23.410 --> 00:28:25.328 will help you change the world. 548 00:28:25.412 --> 00:28:28.331 Sign petitions while you play. 549 00:28:28.415 --> 00:28:31.960 Get likes with every signature and gain followers. 550 00:28:32.043 --> 00:28:33.670 The more likes you get, 551 00:28:33.753 --> 00:28:36.798 the more people will know that you're an awesome person. 552 00:28:36.881 --> 00:28:39.384 We're almost at our goal. 553 00:28:39.467 --> 00:28:42.220 Don't be left out. Be part of the revolution 554 00:28:42.303 --> 00:28:44.222 that will make the world better. 555 00:28:44.305 --> 00:28:46.641 Play, sign and like to change the world. 556 00:28:47.225 --> 00:28:48.393 It's incredible. 557 00:28:49.102 --> 00:28:50.353 If only I had words. 558 00:28:51.730 --> 00:28:52.647 They're here. 559 00:28:52.731 --> 00:28:55.316 SignNow in the house! 560 00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:56.901 Let's hug. 561 00:28:56.985 --> 00:28:58.361 Congratulations. 562 00:28:58.445 --> 00:29:00.613 My brother from another mother. 563 00:29:00.697 --> 00:29:02.532 Proud mama. 564 00:29:03.116 --> 00:29:06.828 Something to drink? We have moon juice, straight from L.A. 565 00:29:06.911 --> 00:29:09.038 -That sounds great. -Perfect. 566 00:29:09.122 --> 00:29:10.415 -Nat? -Gus. 567 00:29:11.624 --> 00:29:13.793 -Right. -Do the honors, thanks. 568 00:29:14.294 --> 00:29:18.298 Hello everyone, we are very excited to finally share 569 00:29:18.381 --> 00:29:20.675 our baby with you all. 570 00:29:21.384 --> 00:29:25.764 Polo, Blas and SignNow. Applause, please. 571 00:29:30.393 --> 00:29:32.437 -Go up. -I'm fine, Dad. 572 00:29:33.062 --> 00:29:34.856 I'm good. 573 00:29:34.939 --> 00:29:38.777 -I don't like it. -Don't make problems. 574 00:29:39.944 --> 00:29:41.279 Think about this. 575 00:29:41.362 --> 00:29:45.658 Human beings are the only charitable species on this planet. 576 00:29:46.284 --> 00:29:50.622 That's why we should entertain ourselves while we're at it. 577 00:29:50.705 --> 00:29:51.790 Don't you think? 578 00:29:52.665 --> 00:29:54.042 Yes! 579 00:29:54.125 --> 00:29:56.878 Help me inspire the world with SignNow. 580 00:29:57.629 --> 00:29:59.631 Signing for a better future. Thanks. 581 00:29:59.714 --> 00:30:00.590 Wow! 582 00:30:04.052 --> 00:30:05.804 That's it! 583 00:30:16.940 --> 00:30:18.358 We did it, man. 584 00:30:32.622 --> 00:30:34.457 Two million. 585 00:30:34.541 --> 00:30:37.293 I don't know. I just don't feel comfortable. 586 00:30:37.377 --> 00:30:38.670 The money isn't ours. 587 00:30:38.753 --> 00:30:41.589 We found a need in society, we're pioneers. 588 00:30:41.673 --> 00:30:43.550 We're not pioneers, we got lucky. 589 00:30:43.633 --> 00:30:45.635 This is just the start. 590 00:30:45.718 --> 00:30:47.971 -As CEO-- -Whoa. 591 00:30:48.805 --> 00:30:50.640 You auto-named yourself CEO? 592 00:30:50.723 --> 00:30:51.808 Shoes. 593 00:30:52.475 --> 00:30:53.309 Wow. 594 00:30:53.810 --> 00:30:55.770 The DNA of a CEO 595 00:30:56.437 --> 00:30:59.649 -is charisma, leadership and empathy. -Yeah. 596 00:30:59.732 --> 00:31:01.734 You can't be friends with a Jehova. 597 00:31:01.818 --> 00:31:03.736 SignNow? We've been waiting. 598 00:31:03.820 --> 00:31:05.446 -Welcome to YouthBank. -Thanks. 599 00:31:05.530 --> 00:31:06.364 Hi, how are you? 600 00:31:08.116 --> 00:31:09.409 What's up? 601 00:31:11.578 --> 00:31:14.831 As you can see, we're a bank specializing in startups. 602 00:31:14.914 --> 00:31:17.375 We don't have lines or stress, like regular banks. 603 00:31:18.001 --> 00:31:18.835 I feel good. 604 00:31:18.918 --> 00:31:21.129 Can I offer you ginger tea? 605 00:31:21.212 --> 00:31:23.089 Sure. Is it free? 606 00:31:23.882 --> 00:31:25.592 -It's complementary. -Okay. 607 00:31:26.426 --> 00:31:29.512 Our services are based on donations or "donnies." 608 00:31:30.054 --> 00:31:32.140 -That sounds like commission. -Blas. 609 00:31:32.223 --> 00:31:33.766 No, it's the contrary. 610 00:31:34.350 --> 00:31:35.602 It's a donnie. 611 00:31:36.144 --> 00:31:37.145 It's voluntary. 612 00:31:37.228 --> 00:31:38.396 Not exactly. 613 00:31:39.105 --> 00:31:40.899 Then it's a commission. 614 00:31:40.982 --> 00:31:41.900 It's a donnie. 615 00:31:41.983 --> 00:31:43.067 Donnie. 616 00:31:43.151 --> 00:31:43.985 It's a donnie. 617 00:31:44.777 --> 00:31:45.778 It's… 618 00:31:54.329 --> 00:31:55.204 Very well. 619 00:31:56.289 --> 00:31:59.208 Blas, please sing to set up your account password. 620 00:31:59.292 --> 00:32:00.209 -What? -Sing. 621 00:32:00.293 --> 00:32:02.420 No, I'm not going to sing. 622 00:32:02.503 --> 00:32:05.131 Then you'll have to use a boring numeric code. 623 00:32:05.214 --> 00:32:06.883 -Okay. -Polo. 624 00:32:23.066 --> 00:32:23.900 Marvelous. 625 00:32:23.983 --> 00:32:24.859 I hate you. 626 00:32:25.526 --> 00:32:29.030 Welcome to the YouthBank family. Use your funds responsibly. 627 00:32:29.781 --> 00:32:30.823 Thanks. 628 00:32:33.618 --> 00:32:35.870 -Can I have a tea to go? -No. 629 00:32:35.954 --> 00:32:37.330 It's just for here. 630 00:32:43.628 --> 00:32:45.254 SignNow 631 00:32:46.589 --> 00:32:48.675 This will be standard in five years. 632 00:32:48.758 --> 00:32:51.135 Like this, blood flows to the brain. 633 00:32:53.012 --> 00:32:54.347 What are you doing? 634 00:32:55.098 --> 00:32:56.516 Having a morning beer. 635 00:32:56.599 --> 00:32:59.894 This isn't a beer garden. You're setting a bad example. 636 00:33:00.979 --> 00:33:01.938 Let me show you. 637 00:33:03.022 --> 00:33:05.650 These are the best programmers in Mexico. 638 00:33:05.733 --> 00:33:07.026 They weren't cheap. 639 00:33:07.568 --> 00:33:09.737 WIFI programmed "Call of Duty". 640 00:33:10.238 --> 00:33:14.951 TRX hacked Kanye West's twitter account and wrote: "Fuck whoever reads this". 641 00:33:15.952 --> 00:33:18.538 Molécula has an awesome programmer look. 642 00:33:20.123 --> 00:33:21.374 Okay. 643 00:33:21.457 --> 00:33:23.459 What's that? What did we agree on? 644 00:33:23.543 --> 00:33:27.463 No more hallucinogenic gnocchi or peyote smoothies. 645 00:33:27.547 --> 00:33:29.298 Are we in a jail? 646 00:33:29.382 --> 00:33:30.591 I love this place! 647 00:33:30.675 --> 00:33:33.511 Polo Ríos, I love this place! 648 00:33:33.594 --> 00:33:35.221 Aderales is joining us. 649 00:33:35.304 --> 00:33:36.139 Why? 650 00:33:38.266 --> 00:33:39.225 Gratitude. 651 00:33:42.353 --> 00:33:44.605 Hey Blas! How are you? 652 00:33:44.689 --> 00:33:46.190 -Good. -Nice to see you. 653 00:33:46.274 --> 00:33:48.860 -Thanks for coming so quickly. -I'm not that busy. 654 00:33:48.943 --> 00:33:51.529 There's been a hold-up at customs. 655 00:33:51.612 --> 00:33:53.031 I love this place, man. 656 00:33:53.114 --> 00:33:55.283 -He's head of quality control. -Okay. 657 00:33:55.366 --> 00:33:58.870 Speaking of quality, remember the stuff I gave you? 658 00:33:58.953 --> 00:34:01.956 Don't give it to anyone, it was off. 659 00:34:02.040 --> 00:34:03.583 Like really off. 660 00:34:03.666 --> 00:34:06.794 Some guy ate his boss's face, who knows what it was. 661 00:34:06.878 --> 00:34:08.463 You're just telling us? 662 00:34:08.546 --> 00:34:10.882 That's my line of work. 663 00:34:10.965 --> 00:34:15.053 My products don't come in a van, it's a Russian roulette. 664 00:34:15.136 --> 00:34:17.805 Okay, come on! Team back! 665 00:34:23.770 --> 00:34:25.354 Your boss is speaking! 666 00:34:26.481 --> 00:34:27.607 Come on! 667 00:34:28.357 --> 00:34:29.400 Laura, come. 668 00:34:31.527 --> 00:34:34.155 Hello, I'm Polo, CEO. 669 00:34:34.238 --> 00:34:35.782 Blas, CTO. 670 00:34:35.865 --> 00:34:39.744 I'm Aderales, Chief Experience Hacker. 671 00:34:40.536 --> 00:34:44.248 Welcome! This will be a big adventure. 672 00:34:44.332 --> 00:34:46.209 There's kombucha in the fridge. 673 00:34:46.292 --> 00:34:49.962 If you have any dietary restrictions, let us know. 674 00:34:51.130 --> 00:34:52.048 Let's kill it! 675 00:35:01.307 --> 00:35:02.308 Blas. 676 00:35:02.809 --> 00:35:04.393 What should we start with? 677 00:35:04.977 --> 00:35:06.020 Programming. 678 00:35:06.104 --> 00:35:09.148 Should we start with a hybrid, native or progressive app? 679 00:35:11.651 --> 00:35:13.236 -All three. -At the same time? 680 00:35:13.319 --> 00:35:18.032 Obviously. 681 00:35:22.245 --> 00:35:23.621 Who is this? 682 00:35:24.247 --> 00:35:25.540 SignNow's life coach. 683 00:35:26.165 --> 00:35:28.668 He's available for whatever you need, 24/7. 684 00:35:32.922 --> 00:35:34.382 You suck. 685 00:35:34.465 --> 00:35:36.342 Learn how to play pool. 686 00:35:36.425 --> 00:35:38.136 What are you doing? It's late. 687 00:35:38.219 --> 00:35:41.806 I'm putting together a tour of SignNow's office 688 00:35:41.889 --> 00:35:45.143 for the funders. It's so cool. 689 00:35:45.226 --> 00:35:47.562 -What are you doing? -Living my life. 690 00:35:47.645 --> 00:35:49.856 You should try it sometime. 691 00:35:49.939 --> 00:35:52.024 I think I'm going to break my record. 692 00:35:52.108 --> 00:35:53.818 I have five Tinder dates. 693 00:35:53.901 --> 00:35:56.320 Wow, it's Monday. We're not done. 694 00:35:56.404 --> 00:35:58.739 It's slutty Monday. 695 00:36:00.616 --> 00:36:02.910 I could fire you for saying that. 696 00:36:02.994 --> 00:36:06.831 Good luck finding someone that puts up with your neurosis. 697 00:36:06.914 --> 00:36:09.208 Please help me finish the logbook. 698 00:36:09.292 --> 00:36:12.003 That's not your job. It's up to those two guys. 699 00:36:12.086 --> 00:36:13.254 No. 700 00:36:13.337 --> 00:36:17.341 Okay, yes. They're busy with other things, I prefer to do it. 701 00:36:17.425 --> 00:36:20.386 That's your problem. You micromanage everything. 702 00:36:22.680 --> 00:36:24.849 -Come on. -I haven't saved anything. 703 00:36:24.932 --> 00:36:27.351 -Let's go out. -No. 704 00:36:27.435 --> 00:36:29.854 Your pussy needs some boom-boom. 705 00:36:29.937 --> 00:36:31.647 I'm dancing. My pussy. 706 00:36:31.981 --> 00:36:33.733 Just like this, pure sex. 707 00:36:33.816 --> 00:36:35.568 Come on, Mayte. 708 00:36:35.651 --> 00:36:37.445 You're lame. 709 00:36:37.528 --> 00:36:40.072 Keep it up and your pussy will close. 710 00:36:40.156 --> 00:36:41.782 No guy will want to hit it. 711 00:36:41.866 --> 00:36:44.118 -Dry. Forever. -Okay. 712 00:36:58.591 --> 00:36:59.592 Hello? 713 00:36:59.675 --> 00:37:03.221 You spent $2,352.50 on paper, 714 00:37:03.304 --> 00:37:04.722 is that correct? 715 00:37:04.805 --> 00:37:07.058 Do you know the time? Don't you sleep? 716 00:37:07.141 --> 00:37:10.811 Sure, I sleep a little. Like an hour or two. 717 00:37:11.562 --> 00:37:12.563 Geez, I'm sorry. 718 00:37:12.647 --> 00:37:13.940 I just woke you up. 719 00:37:14.023 --> 00:37:16.817 I didn't realize how late it was. 720 00:37:16.901 --> 00:37:18.194 Don't worry. 721 00:37:18.277 --> 00:37:19.862 Do you want to meet? 722 00:37:20.738 --> 00:37:22.323 -Really? -Are you hungry? 723 00:37:22.406 --> 00:37:25.201 Actually, yes. I haven't eaten in 24 hours. 724 00:37:30.248 --> 00:37:31.207 Hello. 725 00:37:31.290 --> 00:37:33.125 -Everything okay? -Yes, all good. 726 00:37:35.336 --> 00:37:36.545 Wow. 727 00:37:36.629 --> 00:37:38.297 I really love this place. 728 00:37:38.381 --> 00:37:39.590 -Really? -Yeah. 729 00:37:40.383 --> 00:37:44.553 This is the most authentic Szechuan food in the city. 730 00:37:44.637 --> 00:37:46.555 I'm craving something greasy. 731 00:37:46.639 --> 00:37:48.557 -Whatever is the greasiest. -Noodles? 732 00:37:48.641 --> 00:37:49.642 Yes, here. 733 00:37:49.725 --> 00:37:52.520 How did you discover this place? 734 00:37:52.603 --> 00:37:55.022 One day I woke up at two in the morning 735 00:37:55.106 --> 00:37:57.692 craving a dumpling, I hadn't eaten in 36 hours. 736 00:37:57.775 --> 00:37:58.901 Why? 737 00:37:58.985 --> 00:38:01.821 Because I was fasting for too long. 738 00:38:01.904 --> 00:38:02.738 Why? 739 00:38:03.281 --> 00:38:05.199 Because, Sandra-- 740 00:38:06.117 --> 00:38:07.243 It doesn't matter. 741 00:38:07.952 --> 00:38:09.578 -Okay. -It was a huge mistake. 742 00:38:10.162 --> 00:38:11.664 I almost fainted. 743 00:38:11.747 --> 00:38:13.082 I get the idea. 744 00:38:13.165 --> 00:38:15.626 The point is don't go so long without eating. 745 00:38:15.710 --> 00:38:16.669 I totally agree. 746 00:38:19.338 --> 00:38:21.007 There we go. Ready. 747 00:38:23.134 --> 00:38:24.343 -Really? -What? 748 00:38:24.427 --> 00:38:26.804 -It's 4:00 a.m. -You know what they say. 749 00:38:26.887 --> 00:38:30.308 -Do what you love-- -And you'll never work a day in your life. 750 00:38:30.391 --> 00:38:31.809 -Exactly. -I get it but-- 751 00:38:32.768 --> 00:38:35.104 -Who is going to call you right now? -Give it. 752 00:38:35.187 --> 00:38:37.106 Seriously, I need it. 753 00:38:37.189 --> 00:38:38.816 Put it here. 754 00:38:39.442 --> 00:38:41.277 -I found your weak spot. -No. 755 00:38:41.360 --> 00:38:44.280 What if someone urgently needs me? 756 00:38:44.363 --> 00:38:46.240 Gus is going to write you: 757 00:38:46.324 --> 00:38:49.785 "I had a wet dream about a logbook. 758 00:38:49.869 --> 00:38:51.704 Send it to me now." 759 00:38:53.372 --> 00:38:54.206 What? 760 00:38:54.290 --> 00:38:55.791 -Don't move. -What is it? 761 00:38:55.875 --> 00:38:56.917 You have… 762 00:38:58.836 --> 00:38:59.712 Don't do it. 763 00:39:00.629 --> 00:39:02.048 -Gross. -It's alive. 764 00:39:02.131 --> 00:39:03.924 -Drop it. -It's attacking me. 765 00:39:04.008 --> 00:39:06.677 -That's disgusting. -It's attacking me. 766 00:39:10.222 --> 00:39:11.766 You improved Szechuan food. 767 00:39:12.433 --> 00:39:14.560 Okay, I'm leaving. Thanks. 768 00:39:15.269 --> 00:39:17.521 -No. Why? -Thanks for everything. 769 00:39:17.605 --> 00:39:20.024 You're very stressed. Give me your hands. 770 00:39:20.107 --> 00:39:22.318 Trust me. I took a mindfulness class. 771 00:39:22.401 --> 00:39:23.944 Mindfulness? Gross. 772 00:39:25.613 --> 00:39:26.906 Fine. 773 00:39:26.989 --> 00:39:27.823 But it helps. 774 00:39:28.407 --> 00:39:29.533 Close your eyes. 775 00:39:30.117 --> 00:39:30.951 Inhale. 776 00:39:31.952 --> 00:39:33.204 Don't play tricks. 777 00:39:34.413 --> 00:39:36.248 This piece of metal 778 00:39:36.957 --> 00:39:38.042 doesn't control you. 779 00:39:39.085 --> 00:39:41.128 It has no power over you. 780 00:39:41.212 --> 00:39:42.296 I free you. 781 00:39:43.172 --> 00:39:44.173 Inhale. 782 00:39:45.883 --> 00:39:47.343 When you open your eyes, 783 00:39:47.843 --> 00:39:50.429 you will be completely relaxed. 784 00:39:53.140 --> 00:39:54.058 Wow. 785 00:39:54.725 --> 00:39:56.727 I feel relaxed, it's incredible. 786 00:39:56.811 --> 00:39:57.812 Incredible. 787 00:39:58.854 --> 00:39:59.897 I told you. 788 00:39:59.980 --> 00:40:01.148 Rejuvenated. 789 00:40:01.232 --> 00:40:02.983 So, let's keep working. 790 00:40:03.067 --> 00:40:05.111 -No! -Why not? 791 00:40:05.194 --> 00:40:07.696 I'm joking. 792 00:40:12.660 --> 00:40:13.953 Sandyfit, really? 793 00:40:16.664 --> 00:40:20.251 Have you seen this? She's the typical basic girl in neon. 794 00:40:20.334 --> 00:40:21.544 Who would wear that? 795 00:40:22.086 --> 00:40:24.922 Look at how she poses. 796 00:40:25.005 --> 00:40:27.675 Why would you do that? How embarrassing. 797 00:40:27.758 --> 00:40:29.135 You're stupid! 798 00:40:32.721 --> 00:40:34.181 You want to fuck him. 799 00:40:34.682 --> 00:40:37.309 -No, I don't. -You want to fuck him. 800 00:40:37.393 --> 00:40:39.895 No, I don't. You're absolutely crazy. 801 00:40:39.979 --> 00:40:41.480 It makes total sense. 802 00:40:41.564 --> 00:40:45.276 He's a nerd that wants to save the world. 803 00:40:45.359 --> 00:40:46.902 Totally your fucking type. 804 00:40:46.986 --> 00:40:50.114 It's a conflict of interest, he has a girlfriend and I don't like him. 805 00:40:50.197 --> 00:40:54.326 You've been working a lot. You could use some 806 00:40:54.410 --> 00:40:55.828 action down there. 807 00:40:55.911 --> 00:40:56.745 Mayte. 808 00:40:56.829 --> 00:40:58.622 You need to fuck someone. 809 00:41:00.749 --> 00:41:01.917 Don't say fuck. 810 00:41:03.752 --> 00:41:06.714 Why do I have to see her ass in every picture? 811 00:41:06.797 --> 00:41:07.715 And #Pad? 812 00:41:07.798 --> 00:41:09.133 -You like him. -No. 813 00:41:09.216 --> 00:41:11.260 -Her ass bugs me. -You like him. 814 00:41:13.262 --> 00:41:16.223 By chance, did you eat my cookies? 815 00:41:16.724 --> 00:41:17.933 Now you don't share? 816 00:41:19.226 --> 00:41:21.312 Here we believe sharing is caring. 817 00:41:21.770 --> 00:41:24.523 We have a startup. It's time to grow up. 818 00:41:25.024 --> 00:41:26.734 They were shroom cookies. 819 00:41:27.651 --> 00:41:29.862 And a little LSD. 820 00:41:33.365 --> 00:41:36.076 Yesterday, they gave me a great trip. 821 00:41:36.160 --> 00:41:37.203 I ate two. 822 00:41:37.953 --> 00:41:40.080 I was starving. I was fasting. 823 00:41:40.164 --> 00:41:43.083 It says: "Blas's Chunky Funkies" 824 00:41:45.294 --> 00:41:48.422 How am I supposed to know that means shrooms and LSD? 825 00:41:48.506 --> 00:41:51.217 I'm more productive on shrooms and acid. 826 00:41:51.842 --> 00:41:53.177 It's too late for that. 827 00:41:53.260 --> 00:41:55.095 The premium funders are coming. 828 00:42:03.938 --> 00:42:04.939 What? 829 00:42:05.022 --> 00:42:07.441 Holy shit, you're so crazy. 830 00:42:08.859 --> 00:42:10.402 Just love me. 831 00:42:11.028 --> 00:42:11.904 Sure. 832 00:42:11.987 --> 00:42:14.281 I'm the Chief Experience Hacker, 833 00:42:14.365 --> 00:42:17.284 I'm at your service today 834 00:42:17.368 --> 00:42:21.580 to make your visit to SignNow more enjoyable. 835 00:42:21.664 --> 00:42:24.250 You're the CEO, man. 836 00:42:24.333 --> 00:42:27.086 And I leave you with the Boss. 837 00:42:33.842 --> 00:42:38.013 Welcome, you're here because you are premium funders. 838 00:42:38.764 --> 00:42:41.517 This is SignNow, thanks for being here. 839 00:42:42.977 --> 00:42:45.104 Can we see what you're working on? 840 00:42:45.187 --> 00:42:47.523 Since we're already here. 841 00:42:48.607 --> 00:42:49.650 Yes, of course. 842 00:42:49.733 --> 00:42:52.861 There's not a lot to see because we're 40%-- 843 00:42:52.945 --> 00:42:56.323 -Actually, we have a beta version. -Beta. 844 00:42:56.407 --> 00:42:57.616 That's great. 845 00:42:58.200 --> 00:42:59.243 Surprise. 846 00:42:59.326 --> 00:43:00.411 You know me. 847 00:43:03.914 --> 00:43:05.499 As you can see, 848 00:43:06.250 --> 00:43:08.586 we chose futuristic looking graphics. 849 00:43:08.669 --> 00:43:13.090 Actually, we went for a '90s Pop-Tarts design. 850 00:43:13.173 --> 00:43:16.343 Will the app support public breastfeeding? 851 00:43:16.969 --> 00:43:18.971 Does our breastfeeding offend you? 852 00:43:19.597 --> 00:43:22.516 Do our breasts make you uncomfortable? 853 00:43:23.601 --> 00:43:26.186 No, In fact, I was breastfed 854 00:43:26.270 --> 00:43:27.521 and I have nipples. 855 00:43:28.314 --> 00:43:29.440 So, go ahead. 856 00:43:29.523 --> 00:43:31.358 How often will I be mentioned? 857 00:43:32.151 --> 00:43:34.028 I'm one of the largest funders. 858 00:43:35.321 --> 00:43:36.447 Under the sea. 859 00:43:37.990 --> 00:43:39.617 -Pardon? -Unlimited. 860 00:43:40.826 --> 00:43:43.037 Unlimited mentions for premium funders. 861 00:43:43.537 --> 00:43:45.247 Yes! 862 00:43:46.165 --> 00:43:50.085 I have three NGOs: one anti-GMOs, one for public breastfeeding 863 00:43:50.169 --> 00:43:53.297 and one pro LGBTQIA-plus. I really love to help. 864 00:43:54.632 --> 00:43:56.675 -That's great. -Wow. 865 00:43:56.759 --> 00:43:59.094 -I also like helping. -I like it more. 866 00:43:59.178 --> 00:44:00.137 I like it more. 867 00:44:00.220 --> 00:44:03.223 In fact, I donate blood everyday. 868 00:44:06.518 --> 00:44:07.936 What are we made of? 869 00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:15.653 Stardust. 870 00:44:17.529 --> 00:44:18.864 Are you high? 871 00:44:22.451 --> 00:44:23.744 What have you done? 872 00:44:32.127 --> 00:44:33.128 Are you okay? 873 00:44:33.921 --> 00:44:35.005 What? 874 00:44:43.097 --> 00:44:44.848 You're a ray of light. 875 00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:55.442 Okay! 876 00:44:55.526 --> 00:44:57.486 Thank you everybody. 877 00:44:57.569 --> 00:44:58.696 Thanks for coming. 878 00:44:58.779 --> 00:44:59.613 Already? 879 00:44:59.697 --> 00:45:02.991 All good things must come to an end. Come with me. 880 00:45:03.075 --> 00:45:03.951 Bye, Nat. 881 00:45:04.034 --> 00:45:07.371 The phones are a gift from SignNow. 882 00:45:07.454 --> 00:45:09.498 Now we can monitor you 24/7, 883 00:45:09.581 --> 00:45:11.667 to improve the app, obviously. 884 00:45:16.714 --> 00:45:20.259 I had to take the long way around. 885 00:45:20.342 --> 00:45:22.010 See you. Your tamer is here. 886 00:45:22.094 --> 00:45:24.555 -What's wrong? Are you okay? -I'm fine. 887 00:45:24.638 --> 00:45:29.184 I was thinking, are you both going to run SignNow? 888 00:45:29.268 --> 00:45:30.769 Yes, why? 889 00:45:30.853 --> 00:45:33.188 Shouldn't you be the face of the project? 890 00:45:33.272 --> 00:45:35.232 Like, the leader. 891 00:45:38.193 --> 00:45:39.027 Well, 892 00:45:40.362 --> 00:45:42.322 Blas doesn't take anything seriously. 893 00:45:42.489 --> 00:45:45.826 And I always have to do everything. 894 00:45:46.660 --> 00:45:49.538 I'll put it on 40. You're transparent. 895 00:45:49.621 --> 00:45:51.874 No, last time I burnt. 896 00:46:04.136 --> 00:46:06.430 No more straws. Signature accepted. 897 00:46:06.513 --> 00:46:07.347 Laura. 898 00:46:08.807 --> 00:46:09.767 Lau. 899 00:46:09.850 --> 00:46:11.310 It's been four hours. 900 00:46:11.393 --> 00:46:13.479 -Is that normal? -I have no idea. 901 00:46:13.562 --> 00:46:14.772 But it's cool. 902 00:46:14.855 --> 00:46:17.107 Good morning, SignNow crew. 903 00:46:17.191 --> 00:46:18.901 Hey partner. I love you. 904 00:46:18.984 --> 00:46:21.361 -You too. -I love you. 905 00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:24.448 What are you doing? 906 00:46:24.531 --> 00:46:26.492 This shouldn't be happening. 907 00:46:26.575 --> 00:46:29.787 It was supposed to be a mediocre app that no one would use. 908 00:46:30.454 --> 00:46:32.414 Enjoy, partner. 909 00:46:33.165 --> 00:46:34.291 We're on top. 910 00:46:35.209 --> 00:46:37.336 It's a great day to be alive. 911 00:46:38.253 --> 00:46:39.213 Just in time. 912 00:46:39.296 --> 00:46:40.172 Come here. 913 00:46:40.923 --> 00:46:43.008 -What did you buy now? -Come. 914 00:46:43.091 --> 00:46:44.510 Gentlemen, over here. 915 00:46:44.635 --> 00:46:46.386 You're acting like a child. 916 00:46:46.470 --> 00:46:49.181 The Marzoco GS-3, special edition. 917 00:46:50.307 --> 00:46:52.100 It has volumetric programming. 918 00:46:52.726 --> 00:46:53.769 Third generation. 919 00:46:54.561 --> 00:46:56.980 -You're bribing me. -We need coffee. 920 00:46:57.064 --> 00:47:01.819 If you put it that way, then okay. 921 00:47:01.902 --> 00:47:06.573 I also bought this special bean that you're always talking about. 922 00:47:08.283 --> 00:47:10.786 No, man. No. 923 00:47:11.370 --> 00:47:12.204 What? 924 00:47:12.287 --> 00:47:13.789 This isn't cool. 925 00:47:13.872 --> 00:47:16.542 Enjoy it. It's yours, you deserve it. 926 00:47:17.876 --> 00:47:18.752 Enjoy it. 927 00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:22.130 Are you serious? Thanks so much. 928 00:47:22.214 --> 00:47:24.508 You have no idea what this means to me. 929 00:47:24.591 --> 00:47:27.052 I owe you one. 930 00:47:27.135 --> 00:47:28.053 Thank you. 931 00:47:28.846 --> 00:47:30.848 You have no idea what just happened. 932 00:47:30.931 --> 00:47:33.559 Have you seen the article in Harvard Biz? 933 00:47:33.642 --> 00:47:36.895 -No. -Bankrolled is on fire, baby girl. 934 00:47:39.648 --> 00:47:42.442 I just spoke to a friend 935 00:47:42.526 --> 00:47:44.903 that works at YayTalks and guess what. 936 00:47:44.987 --> 00:47:47.447 -What? -He's giving a spot to SignNow. 937 00:47:47.531 --> 00:47:48.907 -Yay. -Talks. 938 00:47:52.494 --> 00:47:54.413 -Very good. -Yes. 939 00:47:55.122 --> 00:47:56.373 -Nat. -What? 940 00:47:56.456 --> 00:47:58.625 You're our most valuable asset. 941 00:47:59.585 --> 00:48:00.627 Thanks a lot. 942 00:48:01.211 --> 00:48:04.339 -Make sure they're well prepared. -100%. 943 00:48:04.423 --> 00:48:07.759 Are you really rolling all your dice on these guys? 944 00:48:07.843 --> 00:48:10.679 -Obviously not. -Have they given you the logbook? 945 00:48:10.804 --> 00:48:12.055 Yeah. No. 946 00:48:12.139 --> 00:48:15.893 I'm doing it for them, to take it off their plate. 947 00:48:16.518 --> 00:48:18.270 Don't worry. 948 00:48:18.353 --> 00:48:22.357 Did you hear I'm the company's most valuable asset? 949 00:48:23.025 --> 00:48:24.776 What nice handwriting. 950 00:48:24.860 --> 00:48:28.780 Karen, you're the company's most valuable asset. 951 00:48:36.038 --> 00:48:36.872 I'm coming. 952 00:48:36.955 --> 00:48:40.167 Not yet, 50 calories more. Come on! 953 00:48:52.262 --> 00:48:55.599 I don't know what's wrong with my diet. I get constipated at night. 954 00:48:55.682 --> 00:48:58.226 Add a prune to every snack. 955 00:48:58.852 --> 00:48:59.978 A prune. 956 00:49:00.562 --> 00:49:03.732 We have to reschedule these sessions. 957 00:49:04.316 --> 00:49:06.109 SignNow needs my attention. 958 00:49:06.193 --> 00:49:08.278 Your fecal matter is irregular. 959 00:49:08.362 --> 00:49:09.529 -I told you. -Yes. 960 00:49:10.072 --> 00:49:12.491 I'm going to give you probiotics. 961 00:49:12.574 --> 00:49:13.450 Breathe in. 962 00:49:14.368 --> 00:49:15.786 I need Vitamin M. 963 00:49:15.869 --> 00:49:16.954 That doesn't exist. 964 00:49:17.037 --> 00:49:19.873 Motivation. What do great entrepreneurs have? 965 00:49:19.957 --> 00:49:22.000 They have a muse. I invented the app of the year. 966 00:49:22.084 --> 00:49:26.380 As your muse, I'm making sure you look good and are successful. 967 00:49:27.339 --> 00:49:29.007 Extraction. 968 00:49:32.427 --> 00:49:35.305 You're going to want to defecate, try to hold it. 969 00:49:35.889 --> 00:49:37.015 Yes, please. 970 00:49:42.270 --> 00:49:45.691 Please don't poop on the floor like last time. 971 00:49:45.774 --> 00:49:47.859 Juanito, can you get a mop please? 972 00:49:47.943 --> 00:49:48.986 I'm sorry. 973 00:49:49.653 --> 00:49:51.321 YOU'RE GIVING A YAYTALK! 974 00:49:52.864 --> 00:49:54.449 I'm giving a YayTalk. 975 00:49:55.951 --> 00:49:57.244 A YayTalk. 976 00:49:59.746 --> 00:50:02.040 Natalia arranged it. 977 00:50:02.749 --> 00:50:05.127 -What is that? -No idea. 978 00:50:09.923 --> 00:50:12.467 We're back with Shark Investors. 979 00:50:15.220 --> 00:50:18.140 -You weren't at the office this afternoon. -Sorry. 980 00:50:18.223 --> 00:50:21.059 I met these guys that are developing AI. 981 00:50:21.143 --> 00:50:24.354 They want to collaborate. I'll tell you more tomorrow. 982 00:50:25.147 --> 00:50:28.817 Did they also have a colon cleansing? 983 00:50:35.407 --> 00:50:36.658 Good job, partner. 984 00:50:37.492 --> 00:50:38.493 I love you, man. 985 00:50:39.286 --> 00:50:40.245 We're going 986 00:50:41.663 --> 00:50:43.331 to give a YayTalk. 987 00:50:50.964 --> 00:50:52.340 Can you stop? 988 00:50:52.424 --> 00:50:54.426 I'm doing my kegel exercises. 989 00:50:54.551 --> 00:50:56.094 They keep my pussy young. 990 00:50:56.178 --> 00:50:58.889 You need a maternal figure in your life. 991 00:51:01.558 --> 00:51:02.684 -Nat. -Yes. 992 00:51:02.768 --> 00:51:04.770 -Can you come to my office? -Sure. 993 00:51:05.645 --> 00:51:07.814 -You're screwed. -Shut up. 994 00:51:10.442 --> 00:51:11.485 Hello, guys. 995 00:51:12.110 --> 00:51:13.487 -The ball, please. -Yes. 996 00:51:20.994 --> 00:51:22.662 -Center yourself. -I am. 997 00:51:22.746 --> 00:51:26.750 Serge and Lebra found some inconsistencies in Polo and Blas's resume 998 00:51:26.833 --> 00:51:28.877 and their experience is strange. 999 00:51:29.544 --> 00:51:32.380 -Dream catcher? -Vine trimmer. 1000 00:51:32.464 --> 00:51:35.175 -What is a tiktoker? -A modern influencer. 1001 00:51:35.258 --> 00:51:36.802 They don't have LinkedIn. 1002 00:51:36.885 --> 00:51:39.638 Polo's is under construction and Blas doesn't use social media, 1003 00:51:39.721 --> 00:51:42.891 because he is 100% focused on our project. #Creative. 1004 00:51:42.974 --> 00:51:45.435 -That's what pros do. -That makes no sense. 1005 00:51:45.977 --> 00:51:47.062 Yes, it does. 1006 00:51:48.396 --> 00:51:50.023 -No? -Look me in the eyes. 1007 00:51:50.107 --> 00:51:52.067 -I am. -What are they saying? 1008 00:51:53.360 --> 00:51:54.820 We can't… 1009 00:51:54.903 --> 00:51:56.446 handle… 1010 00:51:56.530 --> 00:51:57.531 another f… 1011 00:51:59.950 --> 00:52:01.660 -Another fiasco. -Fiasco. 1012 00:52:01.743 --> 00:52:03.411 -Another fiasco. -Of course not. 1013 00:52:03.495 --> 00:52:05.413 You looked into them, right? 1014 00:52:05.497 --> 00:52:08.750 Obviously, that's my job. SignNow are pros. 1015 00:52:08.834 --> 00:52:10.752 And, you're in the best hands. 1016 00:52:10.836 --> 00:52:15.549 Which are my hands, so just relax, okay? 1017 00:52:15.632 --> 00:52:17.467 I'd never let you down. 1018 00:52:18.969 --> 00:52:19.886 Can I go now? 1019 00:52:21.304 --> 00:52:22.430 Okay. 1020 00:52:27.602 --> 00:52:29.980 Three, two, one… 1021 00:52:32.899 --> 00:52:35.110 Hello. This is Motivation Nation, 1022 00:52:35.193 --> 00:52:38.488 SignNow's podcast about entrepreneurship and innovation. 1023 00:52:38.572 --> 00:52:42.325 I'm here with Carlos Solano, a guru in child marketing. 1024 00:52:42.409 --> 00:52:44.828 -Hello Carlos. How are you? -Good. 1025 00:52:44.911 --> 00:52:49.207 The magic of unboxing creates a connection between a parent and child. 1026 00:52:49.291 --> 00:52:51.960 Through something as beautiful as marketing. 1027 00:52:54.337 --> 00:52:56.047 -We're live. -Guru? 1028 00:52:56.715 --> 00:52:58.967 Him? Where did you get this from? 1029 00:52:59.050 --> 00:53:01.219 We bought it. For our podcast. 1030 00:53:01.303 --> 00:53:03.346 -What podcast? -Kill It Networks 1031 00:53:03.430 --> 00:53:05.348 We're growing our audience. 1032 00:53:05.432 --> 00:53:06.766 It's a macro thing. 1033 00:53:07.309 --> 00:53:11.062 We have a shitload of things to do, we can't screw it up. 1034 00:53:11.730 --> 00:53:13.565 You're right. 1035 00:53:13.648 --> 00:53:16.443 -We'll do it when I'm back. -You're fucking with me. 1036 00:53:17.652 --> 00:53:20.530 It's invitation only and I'm Cano's plus one. 1037 00:53:20.614 --> 00:53:21.489 Sure. 1038 00:53:21.573 --> 00:53:23.241 You're doing the Polini. 1039 00:53:23.825 --> 00:53:24.951 The what? 1040 00:53:25.035 --> 00:53:27.954 -The Polini. -That sounds fun, I'm in. 1041 00:53:28.038 --> 00:53:30.415 When we were in university, 1042 00:53:30.498 --> 00:53:35.253 he always found a way to get out of things and I ended up doing everything. 1043 00:53:35.337 --> 00:53:37.464 He obviously took all the credit. 1044 00:53:37.547 --> 00:53:41.259 All the moves I'm making are for the project. 1045 00:53:44.638 --> 00:53:46.223 He's so immature. 1046 00:53:54.689 --> 00:53:57.651 So, it's an app like Tinder 1047 00:53:58.652 --> 00:53:59.611 but for dogs. 1048 00:53:59.694 --> 00:54:02.739 You can be a female or a male or a-- 1049 00:54:03.448 --> 00:54:04.741 -Polo! -Cano! 1050 00:54:04.824 --> 00:54:07.994 What's up, bro? You're so thin, I can hug you now. 1051 00:54:08.078 --> 00:54:10.580 Sit down. Let me introduce you. 1052 00:54:10.664 --> 00:54:12.040 This is Lito, my guru. 1053 00:54:12.123 --> 00:54:14.626 He built me up, but first he tore me down. 1054 00:54:14.709 --> 00:54:16.127 Nice to meet you. 1055 00:54:16.211 --> 00:54:17.420 Posternak. 1056 00:54:17.504 --> 00:54:21.007 A saint. Twice a year he cleans the ocean. It's not all mud. 1057 00:54:21.091 --> 00:54:23.885 -No. -I don't clean the oceans, they clean me. 1058 00:54:25.053 --> 00:54:26.263 And Pérez Conchas. 1059 00:54:27.222 --> 00:54:29.683 -He photographs women in thongs. -I follow you. 1060 00:54:29.766 --> 00:54:31.101 I have two million followers. 1061 00:54:31.685 --> 00:54:32.852 And this is Polo. 1062 00:54:32.936 --> 00:54:35.021 He's developing a promising app. 1063 00:54:35.105 --> 00:54:37.899 I'm just doing my part, 1064 00:54:37.983 --> 00:54:40.026 I'm glad because I'm giving a YayTalk. 1065 00:54:41.861 --> 00:54:43.446 -A YayTalk? -Yes. 1066 00:54:43.530 --> 00:54:45.448 -Cool. -That's incredible. 1067 00:54:52.038 --> 00:54:53.999 Patty, get me a YayTalk. 1068 00:54:59.713 --> 00:55:01.172 Hey! 1069 00:55:01.256 --> 00:55:03.675 Get up! How is the back end API going? 1070 00:55:03.758 --> 00:55:05.343 Is the JSON fixed? 1071 00:55:05.427 --> 00:55:06.594 Is the CDN ready? 1072 00:55:08.096 --> 00:55:08.972 No. 1073 00:55:11.057 --> 00:55:12.225 Why not? 1074 00:55:13.310 --> 00:55:17.647 -We're working on what Polo asked. -On his social networks. 1075 00:55:18.773 --> 00:55:20.358 I'm making his Wikipedia page. 1076 00:55:21.484 --> 00:55:23.486 -Polo has a Wikipedia page? -Yes. 1077 00:55:23.570 --> 00:55:24.988 How cool, mother… 1078 00:55:26.698 --> 00:55:28.658 Leave that and work on the app. 1079 00:55:28.742 --> 00:55:29.951 Aderales. 1080 00:55:31.828 --> 00:55:32.662 Let's go. 1081 00:55:38.543 --> 00:55:41.796 -Ady! -There you go. 1082 00:55:43.381 --> 00:55:45.050 Hello, everyone. 1083 00:55:45.550 --> 00:55:47.927 He's a bullshiter, don't believe him. 1084 00:55:48.011 --> 00:55:51.181 -And that's how you close the triangle-- -Polo! 1085 00:55:51.931 --> 00:55:53.308 -Partner. -Let's go. 1086 00:55:56.519 --> 00:55:58.271 I'm not joking. Let's go. 1087 00:56:00.065 --> 00:56:01.900 Give me a second. He's moody. 1088 00:56:04.486 --> 00:56:06.071 You photographed my sister. 1089 00:56:11.910 --> 00:56:14.329 I've wanted to join this community for years. 1090 00:56:14.412 --> 00:56:15.663 I don't give a fuck. 1091 00:56:15.747 --> 00:56:18.708 You made the programmers work on your motivational bullshit. 1092 00:56:19.626 --> 00:56:22.504 You put money into my brother's nonsense, 1093 00:56:22.587 --> 00:56:25.048 and you left the office to drink mimosas 1094 00:56:25.131 --> 00:56:28.843 with your club of posh ladies, while I'm working my ass off. 1095 00:56:30.303 --> 00:56:32.680 I'm creating financial alliances. 1096 00:56:32.764 --> 00:56:34.766 No, you're fucking this up. 1097 00:56:34.849 --> 00:56:36.226 I can't do this alone. 1098 00:56:37.227 --> 00:56:39.979 Panoramic vision, partner. 1099 00:56:40.772 --> 00:56:41.773 Okay? 1100 00:56:44.067 --> 00:56:44.943 Aderales! 1101 00:56:46.069 --> 00:56:49.114 He always does this to me. I'm his bitch. 1102 00:56:49.197 --> 00:56:52.283 Calm down, homie. 1103 00:56:52.367 --> 00:56:55.620 If it makes you so upset, why are you doing it? 1104 00:56:55.703 --> 00:56:59.457 It's the principle. I finish what I start. 1105 00:56:59.541 --> 00:57:02.502 I get it but what good are your principles 1106 00:57:02.585 --> 00:57:05.422 if you're stressed, look like shit and stink? 1107 00:57:05.505 --> 00:57:08.466 Because what makes you happy doesn't make money. 1108 00:57:08.550 --> 00:57:09.968 That's a lie, man. 1109 00:57:10.051 --> 00:57:11.052 -No. -Look at me. 1110 00:57:11.136 --> 00:57:13.638 I'm happy, I do what I want, I look great. 1111 00:57:14.889 --> 00:57:17.058 -Look who it is. -Hey! 1112 00:57:17.142 --> 00:57:18.476 What's up? 1113 00:57:18.560 --> 00:57:22.480 -Where have you been? You brought gifts. -In the North Pole. 1114 00:57:22.564 --> 00:57:25.150 Here you go, delicious dextro. 1115 00:57:25.233 --> 00:57:27.068 Enjoy it. 1116 00:57:27.152 --> 00:57:28.403 Why are you there? 1117 00:57:28.486 --> 00:57:30.989 -I was just thinking. -Come here. 1118 00:57:31.072 --> 00:57:33.116 Meet my friend Blas. 1119 00:57:33.199 --> 00:57:36.786 This guy is one of the creators of SignNow. 1120 00:57:36.870 --> 00:57:39.038 AKA: A fucking genius. 1121 00:57:41.124 --> 00:57:42.208 Do you know each other? 1122 00:57:42.292 --> 00:57:43.126 -No. -Yes. 1123 00:57:43.209 --> 00:57:44.961 -No? -Yeah, no. 1124 00:57:45.545 --> 00:57:46.754 Yes. Thanks. 1125 00:57:46.838 --> 00:57:49.174 I wanted to work here but 1126 00:57:49.674 --> 00:57:51.843 it's easier to get into Harvard. 1127 00:57:56.931 --> 00:57:57.765 Babe. 1128 00:57:58.308 --> 00:58:00.727 I'm signing a petition to normalize the fit body 1129 00:58:00.810 --> 00:58:02.395 and I have a thousand points. 1130 00:58:02.479 --> 00:58:03.354 I told you. 1131 00:58:03.980 --> 00:58:05.356 It's amazing. 1132 00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:08.109 I never thought you'd do it, but… 1133 00:58:09.569 --> 00:58:10.445 Thanks. 1134 00:58:11.321 --> 00:58:12.864 You're my-- 1135 00:58:16.201 --> 00:58:19.120 Fish protein, for my fatty. 1136 00:58:20.455 --> 00:58:21.331 Delicious. 1137 00:58:24.542 --> 00:58:26.377 This is on fire. 1138 00:58:26.461 --> 00:58:31.257 All of my friends are obsessed with SignNow. 1139 00:58:32.133 --> 00:58:34.219 We're going to be millionaires. 1140 00:58:34.302 --> 00:58:36.387 And we're going to Tulum. 1141 00:58:37.680 --> 00:58:38.765 What are you looking at? 1142 00:58:38.848 --> 00:58:39.849 FINAL RESULT 1143 00:58:41.059 --> 00:58:43.853 Fatty, let me explain. 1144 00:58:43.937 --> 00:58:47.232 It's not what you think. I was going to tell you. 1145 00:58:47.982 --> 00:58:49.484 Is that what I am to you? 1146 00:58:52.362 --> 00:58:55.031 Your guinea pig? A blog entry? 1147 00:58:55.114 --> 00:58:56.699 An experiment? 1148 00:58:56.783 --> 00:59:00.203 No, I did it to make you feel better. 1149 00:59:00.286 --> 00:59:02.497 That's a sick way to make someone feel better. 1150 00:59:03.540 --> 00:59:05.166 I just wanted to help. 1151 00:59:05.250 --> 00:59:08.294 You know I'm a blogger. What else should I write about? 1152 00:59:10.964 --> 00:59:13.424 I didn't mean it like that. 1153 00:59:14.008 --> 00:59:16.678 I think I should go, this is… 1154 00:59:23.101 --> 00:59:24.227 What do you think? 1155 00:59:25.895 --> 00:59:27.188 Babe. 1156 00:59:27.272 --> 00:59:28.147 Polo! 1157 00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:42.161 Have a lot of patience and you will see changes, I swear. 1158 00:59:42.245 --> 00:59:44.664 I love taking him to Zara 1159 00:59:44.747 --> 00:59:47.917 and buying him smaller clothes so he can visualize it. 1160 00:59:48.918 --> 00:59:50.962 And, obviously, when you go to the beach 1161 00:59:51.045 --> 00:59:54.215 you can put a little bit of concealer on his stretch marks. 1162 00:59:56.301 --> 01:00:00.471 Since you always say, I choose wrong 1163 01:00:00.597 --> 01:00:03.099 here are the pictures from the tour. 1164 01:00:03.182 --> 01:00:04.976 Pick the ones for Facebook. 1165 01:00:05.059 --> 01:00:06.477 Okay? Lots of love. 1166 01:00:18.615 --> 01:00:20.116 NOOTROPICS 1167 01:00:52.482 --> 01:00:54.317 -Natalia. -I hope I'm not bothering you. 1168 01:00:54.400 --> 01:00:56.486 I was in the area and decided to stop by. 1169 01:00:57.070 --> 01:00:58.029 Okay. 1170 01:00:59.989 --> 01:01:01.532 Are you okay? 1171 01:01:02.116 --> 01:01:03.242 Yes. 1172 01:01:03.326 --> 01:01:05.995 We had a meeting with the partners. 1173 01:01:06.079 --> 01:01:07.872 What the fuck is this? 1174 01:01:10.667 --> 01:01:14.087 Our assistant has a vitamins and supplements business. 1175 01:01:14.170 --> 01:01:16.506 Right, because selling drugs and-- 1176 01:01:16.589 --> 01:01:20.301 No, the government is processing his licenses. 1177 01:01:20.385 --> 01:01:23.388 -Don't bullshit me. -What are you talking about? 1178 01:01:23.471 --> 01:01:26.849 Don't fuck with me, my job is very important to me. 1179 01:01:26.933 --> 01:01:28.017 I know that. 1180 01:01:29.435 --> 01:01:31.354 Calm down. Everything is fine. 1181 01:01:31.437 --> 01:01:32.480 -Yeah. -Okay. 1182 01:01:32.563 --> 01:01:34.357 What are you hiding, asshole? 1183 01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:37.235 -Nothing. What would I hide? -Just tell me. 1184 01:01:37.318 --> 01:01:38.277 Nothing. 1185 01:01:38.361 --> 01:01:40.905 It's very strange to work with someone 1186 01:01:40.988 --> 01:01:45.034 and not having a fucking idea who they are. 1187 01:01:45.118 --> 01:01:46.744 -Calm down. -I'm calm. 1188 01:01:46.828 --> 01:01:48.079 -Look at me. -I am. 1189 01:01:48.162 --> 01:01:49.038 It's me. 1190 01:01:49.122 --> 01:01:50.456 The same as before. 1191 01:01:51.499 --> 01:01:53.960 Unwavering, I don't hide things. 1192 01:01:55.378 --> 01:01:56.963 -Sorry. -You're dumb. 1193 01:01:57.046 --> 01:01:58.923 You'll have your app. 1194 01:01:59.006 --> 01:02:00.299 -Okay. -Trust me. 1195 01:02:00.383 --> 01:02:01.718 Everything is fine. 1196 01:02:11.227 --> 01:02:13.146 Wow, what you just did 1197 01:02:13.730 --> 01:02:15.314 -is very inappropriate. -What? 1198 01:02:15.398 --> 01:02:16.274 This. 1199 01:02:17.442 --> 01:02:19.235 There is a conflict of interest. 1200 01:02:19.318 --> 01:02:20.778 We work together. 1201 01:02:21.404 --> 01:02:23.781 -Wow, you're sick. -But, you're-- 1202 01:02:24.532 --> 01:02:25.658 -I'm what? -Nothing. 1203 01:02:27.618 --> 01:02:28.578 You have a girlfriend. 1204 01:02:28.661 --> 01:02:31.205 -No. -Yes, that busty fitness chick. 1205 01:02:31.998 --> 01:02:32.874 We broke up. 1206 01:02:41.048 --> 01:02:42.675 I can keep it on if you want. 1207 01:02:42.759 --> 01:02:44.385 Why would I want that? 1208 01:02:44.469 --> 01:02:45.928 -It's just-- -What? 1209 01:02:46.012 --> 01:02:48.181 -I have-- -What? 1210 01:02:49.640 --> 01:02:50.767 Okay. 1211 01:02:51.350 --> 01:02:53.895 You have a stretch mark, so what? 1212 01:02:55.855 --> 01:02:58.483 I don't care. Who would care about that? 1213 01:03:15.124 --> 01:03:16.292 -Really? -What? 1214 01:03:16.375 --> 01:03:18.252 I need it. 1215 01:03:33.851 --> 01:03:35.311 SIGNNOW HAS NEW MESSAGES 1216 01:03:57.542 --> 01:03:58.626 Bill Gates. 1217 01:04:03.214 --> 01:04:04.507 Fuck. 1218 01:04:18.437 --> 01:04:21.732 We need a big hit, no matter how we do it. 1219 01:04:22.525 --> 01:04:24.861 Something that's a game 1220 01:04:24.944 --> 01:04:27.029 but helps in some way. 1221 01:04:27.113 --> 01:04:29.031 I'm part of the change. 1222 01:04:29.115 --> 01:04:31.075 -Exactly. -I'm part of the change! 1223 01:04:31.158 --> 01:04:32.702 -Do you want… -SignNow. 1224 01:04:33.494 --> 01:04:36.080 -That would be hilarious. -We'll be rich. 1225 01:04:36.163 --> 01:04:37.665 It's not very moral. 1226 01:04:37.748 --> 01:04:40.001 Forget about that, it doesn't matter. 1227 01:04:40.084 --> 01:04:41.127 What the fuck. 1228 01:04:49.594 --> 01:04:50.887 -No way. -Mayte. 1229 01:04:51.554 --> 01:04:54.682 -What's wrong with you? -Everything is wrong. 1230 01:04:54.765 --> 01:04:57.310 Hello. You're interns? Can you leave? 1231 01:04:57.393 --> 01:04:59.520 This room is for people that work here. 1232 01:04:59.604 --> 01:05:01.606 Thanks, can you close the door? 1233 01:05:01.689 --> 01:05:04.150 Look, pepperoni. What's going on? 1234 01:05:04.233 --> 01:05:05.860 -You won't believe what I did. -What? 1235 01:05:06.903 --> 01:05:08.070 What? 1236 01:05:08.154 --> 01:05:09.739 -What? -I slept with Polo. 1237 01:05:09.822 --> 01:05:12.783 -Do I need to scream it? -No way! 1238 01:05:12.867 --> 01:05:13.784 Be quiet. 1239 01:05:13.868 --> 01:05:16.746 -Vaginal? Anal? -Don't be a pig, please. 1240 01:05:16.829 --> 01:05:20.082 I did it because you put ideas in my head. 1241 01:05:20.166 --> 01:05:21.667 -I understand. -What? 1242 01:05:21.751 --> 01:05:23.753 You're frustrated. Micro-penis. 1243 01:05:25.171 --> 01:05:26.255 A curved penis? 1244 01:05:26.714 --> 01:05:28.215 You didn't cum? 1245 01:05:28.966 --> 01:05:31.469 -You didn't cum. -I didn't. Is that bad? 1246 01:05:31.552 --> 01:05:32.887 Typical. Tell me. 1247 01:05:32.970 --> 01:05:35.097 -Are you eating shit? -It's so good. 1248 01:05:35.181 --> 01:05:39.435 -You're not even listening. -Don't leave me hanging. Tell me. 1249 01:05:39.518 --> 01:05:40.645 I can't believe it. 1250 01:05:40.728 --> 01:05:43.022 -Calm down. -I feel like-- 1251 01:05:43.105 --> 01:05:45.858 I know you don't do it but fucking is normal. 1252 01:05:45.942 --> 01:05:47.360 -I've fucked… -Calm down. 1253 01:05:47.443 --> 01:05:49.946 -…just not as much as you. -What's wrong? 1254 01:05:50.029 --> 01:05:52.281 SignNow is a fiasco. 1255 01:05:52.365 --> 01:05:55.117 -What? -It's a fiasco. There's a guy Aderales. 1256 01:05:55.201 --> 01:05:57.203 He's a drug dealer. 1257 01:05:57.286 --> 01:05:58.621 That's too funny. 1258 01:05:58.704 --> 01:06:01.040 They have no idea what they're doing. 1259 01:06:01.123 --> 01:06:03.668 No one does in this generation. 1260 01:06:03.751 --> 01:06:05.419 I saw the unedited video. 1261 01:06:06.295 --> 01:06:08.756 I think this is stupid. 1262 01:06:09.340 --> 01:06:11.008 Getting funded is easy money. 1263 01:06:11.884 --> 01:06:14.637 -They're screwed. -They're not who they said they were. 1264 01:06:14.720 --> 01:06:17.139 -I brought them here. -Look at me. 1265 01:06:17.223 --> 01:06:18.265 Calm down. 1266 01:06:18.349 --> 01:06:19.725 What are you doing? 1267 01:06:19.809 --> 01:06:21.227 -What? -#MeToo. 1268 01:06:21.310 --> 01:06:23.187 This is a glass office. 1269 01:06:23.270 --> 01:06:25.272 Sorry. That's the vibe here. 1270 01:06:25.481 --> 01:06:27.483 I thought it would help you. Whatever. 1271 01:06:28.192 --> 01:06:29.026 Curved penis. 1272 01:06:29.110 --> 01:06:33.698 SIGNNOW SUBSCRIBERS 1273 01:06:38.327 --> 01:06:40.579 -What is it? -Your coffee. 1274 01:06:40.663 --> 01:06:41.956 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 1275 01:06:42.456 --> 01:06:45.334 This is Instagram's average use. 1276 01:06:45.418 --> 01:06:48.087 This is SignNow's average use. 1277 01:06:48.170 --> 01:06:50.631 It has all the signs of user addiction. 1278 01:06:51.507 --> 01:06:53.134 It's good for releasing endorphins. 1279 01:06:53.217 --> 01:06:55.302 So good. We added a secret level 1280 01:06:55.386 --> 01:06:58.556 where you choose a weapon and kill CEOs that pollute. 1281 01:06:58.639 --> 01:06:59.890 It's so funny. 1282 01:07:00.516 --> 01:07:03.227 No, that's not good. It's not funny. 1283 01:07:03.310 --> 01:07:05.521 Don't forget to turn on your notifications 1284 01:07:05.604 --> 01:07:07.940 and to use #KillingIt. Thanks life coach. 1285 01:07:08.024 --> 01:07:09.150 Where were you? 1286 01:07:09.233 --> 01:07:11.861 In your tanning bed, of course. 1287 01:07:11.944 --> 01:07:12.820 Look at this. 1288 01:07:13.654 --> 01:07:14.572 These numbers. 1289 01:07:15.656 --> 01:07:16.490 Is this true? 1290 01:07:17.074 --> 01:07:18.868 -Exactly. -Way to go! 1291 01:07:18.951 --> 01:07:20.453 No, we created a monster. 1292 01:07:20.536 --> 01:07:23.122 -No, people are using it. -Addictively. 1293 01:07:23.205 --> 01:07:25.332 I know what Jobs felt like with Macintosh. 1294 01:07:25.416 --> 01:07:28.044 Hold on. We're making people more idiotic. 1295 01:07:28.127 --> 01:07:30.463 -We should tell Bankrolled. -What? 1296 01:07:30.546 --> 01:07:34.175 That the app they funded is amazing and will be a hit? Go ahead. 1297 01:07:34.258 --> 01:07:37.595 We should stop before more people liquefy their brains. 1298 01:07:37.678 --> 01:07:41.015 Let's say they're stupid enough to cancel everything. 1299 01:07:41.557 --> 01:07:43.934 You won't get paid and you can't retire. 1300 01:07:44.018 --> 01:07:46.062 Excellent work team. 1301 01:07:48.105 --> 01:07:52.818 Do you think we could postpone SignNow's talk until next year? 1302 01:07:53.486 --> 01:07:56.489 You already called the international press. 1303 01:07:56.572 --> 01:07:59.575 No, that's great. Thanks, bye. 1304 01:08:02.495 --> 01:08:03.788 -Nat. -Gus. 1305 01:08:04.413 --> 01:08:06.248 -Are you okay? -Perfect, why? 1306 01:08:06.332 --> 01:08:09.293 SignNow is amazing, I can't stop. 1307 01:08:09.376 --> 01:08:11.545 Look, they're eradicating Ebola. 1308 01:08:12.088 --> 01:08:13.881 Bye, Ebola. Bye, poverty. 1309 01:08:15.424 --> 01:08:16.717 -I know. -What? 1310 01:08:16.801 --> 01:08:19.929 I want to advance our marketing campaign. 1311 01:08:20.012 --> 01:08:22.389 I want everyone to know SignNow is ours. 1312 01:08:22.473 --> 01:08:25.643 That's a cool idea. Don't you want to do it after YayTalk? 1313 01:08:25.726 --> 01:08:28.270 So that we can hold a focus group. 1314 01:08:28.354 --> 01:08:32.191 Do we want to postpone the best thing that has happened in years? 1315 01:08:33.192 --> 01:08:34.735 No. 1316 01:08:34.819 --> 01:08:36.237 -No. -Obviously not. 1317 01:08:36.320 --> 01:08:37.863 -Do it. Perfect. -Yes. 1318 01:08:40.783 --> 01:08:44.703 It's time to support and sign. Good job! 1319 01:08:44.787 --> 01:08:47.665 -Is everyone using the app? -Yes. 1320 01:08:47.748 --> 01:08:49.583 I legalized abortion in the Vatican. 1321 01:08:50.334 --> 01:08:51.377 Good. 1322 01:08:51.460 --> 01:08:52.711 Team! 1323 01:08:52.795 --> 01:08:55.005 Guess what! We're launching the huge campaign. 1324 01:08:55.089 --> 01:08:58.968 Bankrolled wants to hype us up before the YayTalk. 1325 01:08:59.051 --> 01:09:00.094 You know what? 1326 01:09:00.177 --> 01:09:01.720 -Bonuses! -What? 1327 01:09:01.804 --> 01:09:04.181 Performance bonuses for everyone! 1328 01:09:04.265 --> 01:09:05.266 -Come on! -No. 1329 01:09:05.349 --> 01:09:07.268 Why are you giving out money? 1330 01:09:07.351 --> 01:09:09.645 -Bonuses! -Why today? 1331 01:09:09.728 --> 01:09:10.896 That's what they said. 1332 01:09:11.480 --> 01:09:14.775 Kombucha is now part of the daily diet. You're welcome. 1333 01:09:16.485 --> 01:09:21.198 We spoke with Polo Ríos. The mastermind behind SignNow. 1334 01:09:21.907 --> 01:09:26.162 A genius who shattered the idea that social networks don't help humanity. 1335 01:09:26.871 --> 01:09:29.165 He gave us a few minutes of his time 1336 01:09:29.248 --> 01:09:30.916 to talk about how he is following 1337 01:09:31.000 --> 01:09:33.544 the footsteps of Gandhi, Mandela and Goethe. 1338 01:09:33.627 --> 01:09:38.174 Ríos and SignNow accelerated all of the social justice battles 1339 01:09:38.257 --> 01:09:40.134 and they have gained our like. 1340 01:09:46.265 --> 01:09:48.267 They stole your spotlight, son. 1341 01:09:48.350 --> 01:09:49.935 How is Polo the mastermind? 1342 01:09:50.436 --> 01:09:54.899 The CEO doesn't see SignNow as the most downloaded app of the year, 1343 01:09:54.982 --> 01:09:57.860 he considers it a gift to humanity. 1344 01:09:57.943 --> 01:09:59.236 The Polo Ríos foundation 1345 01:10:00.279 --> 01:10:01.113 has achieved-- 1346 01:10:02.239 --> 01:10:05.701 Shouldn't you go practice for your talk tomorrow? 1347 01:10:05.784 --> 01:10:06.911 You don't mind? 1348 01:10:06.994 --> 01:10:07.953 Not at all. 1349 01:10:08.579 --> 01:10:10.331 Awesome, partner. I love you. 1350 01:10:12.333 --> 01:10:13.250 Thanks, partner. 1351 01:10:14.168 --> 01:10:15.586 I love you. 1352 01:10:15.669 --> 01:10:16.503 You too. 1353 01:10:25.512 --> 01:10:27.223 -This is not good. -What? 1354 01:10:32.770 --> 01:10:34.104 I need you to do this. 1355 01:10:39.109 --> 01:10:40.986 -Are you sure? -I'm sure. 1356 01:10:41.070 --> 01:10:42.071 This is a bomb. 1357 01:10:42.154 --> 01:10:44.490 It's not easy, it will take all night. 1358 01:10:45.324 --> 01:10:47.660 I hear a lot of complaining and not a lot of programming. 1359 01:10:47.785 --> 01:10:50.412 Relax, we'll take care of it. 1360 01:10:51.205 --> 01:10:52.164 Here you go. 1361 01:11:10.891 --> 01:11:12.810 Hello, I'm Polo Ríos. 1362 01:11:24.530 --> 01:11:26.240 Hello, I'm Polo Ríos. 1363 01:11:34.957 --> 01:11:36.709 Hello, I'm Polo Ríos. 1364 01:11:38.043 --> 01:11:39.003 The best. 1365 01:11:39.086 --> 01:11:40.212 SIGNOW 1366 01:11:40.296 --> 01:11:41.338 Here's your coffee. 1367 01:11:41.422 --> 01:11:43.048 Thanks. How's it going? 1368 01:11:47.636 --> 01:11:48.762 How's it going? 1369 01:11:51.598 --> 01:11:52.599 How's it going? 1370 01:11:54.476 --> 01:11:55.311 We're done. 1371 01:11:56.687 --> 01:11:58.814 I love you a lot. 1372 01:11:59.940 --> 01:12:00.858 Aderales. 1373 01:12:01.567 --> 01:12:02.985 Let's go! 1374 01:12:05.946 --> 01:12:07.114 What? Another round? 1375 01:12:08.282 --> 01:12:09.116 Let's do it. 1376 01:12:11.785 --> 01:12:13.746 Send it to Jeff Bezos. 1377 01:12:13.829 --> 01:12:15.289 Tell the Governor of Durango 1378 01:12:15.372 --> 01:12:18.542 to fix himself up for the meeting next week. 1379 01:12:18.625 --> 01:12:20.544 -Freddy Robles? -Who's asking? 1380 01:12:21.253 --> 01:12:23.505 Polo Ríos, I'm an entrepreneur too. 1381 01:12:25.382 --> 01:12:26.550 The CEO of SignNow. 1382 01:12:28.844 --> 01:12:34.141 Its a petition signing platform that combines a social network with a game. 1383 01:12:35.517 --> 01:12:37.102 That sounds app stupid. 1384 01:12:38.062 --> 01:12:40.189 Gigi, start getting me other things. 1385 01:12:40.272 --> 01:12:42.441 Now, anyone can give a YayTalk. 1386 01:12:42.524 --> 01:12:46.528 Yes, Mr. Slim. Excuse me, I was talking to a fan. 1387 01:12:47.613 --> 01:12:48.906 I'm glad you liked it. 1388 01:12:49.406 --> 01:12:51.658 When are we going golfing? 1389 01:12:52.242 --> 01:12:53.327 What do you think? 1390 01:12:53.994 --> 01:12:55.954 Breathe. Everything is fine. 1391 01:12:56.038 --> 01:12:57.289 That doesn't help. 1392 01:12:57.373 --> 01:12:59.666 You're paranoid. What can go wrong? 1393 01:12:59.750 --> 01:13:00.584 Nothing. 1394 01:13:00.667 --> 01:13:03.837 The party, their conference. Next project, it's done. 1395 01:13:03.921 --> 01:13:06.298 -Next, I won't see them again. -Exactly. 1396 01:13:06.382 --> 01:13:07.508 Right? 1397 01:13:07.591 --> 01:13:09.218 -Mayte, no. -Come on, Nat. 1398 01:13:09.843 --> 01:13:12.888 What? Because I don't want to kiss my friend? 1399 01:13:24.983 --> 01:13:26.026 I'm Polo Ríos. 1400 01:13:26.568 --> 01:13:28.821 Entrepreneur and CEO of SignNow. 1401 01:13:28.904 --> 01:13:30.197 It's Polo Ríos. 1402 01:13:30.280 --> 01:13:33.659 For I long time, I thought about how to build a bridge… 1403 01:13:33.742 --> 01:13:36.870 -Go change. -I sell nootropics, not marijuana. 1404 01:13:36.954 --> 01:13:37.788 There. 1405 01:13:37.871 --> 01:13:39.373 … and a social cause. 1406 01:13:39.915 --> 01:13:43.627 Those seats are for the Chief Experience Hacker. That's me. 1407 01:13:43.710 --> 01:13:47.673 How to change the world with the power of one click? 1408 01:13:47.756 --> 01:13:48.882 One click. 1409 01:13:48.966 --> 01:13:51.176 A new way to confront problems. 1410 01:13:51.760 --> 01:13:53.929 People want to help. 1411 01:13:54.012 --> 01:13:56.890 But oftentimes, we don't know how. 1412 01:13:57.683 --> 01:13:59.309 That's what SignNow is about. 1413 01:13:59.393 --> 01:14:01.103 It's time to support and sign. 1414 01:14:01.186 --> 01:14:03.355 Super like. Good job. 1415 01:14:03.439 --> 01:14:05.774 I see some of you are using the app 1416 01:14:05.858 --> 01:14:07.484 which makes me happy. 1417 01:14:08.068 --> 01:14:10.112 But we'll do a short demo 1418 01:14:10.195 --> 01:14:12.990 for the people who don't use social media. 1419 01:14:19.955 --> 01:14:22.166 Sorry, we have a small glitch. 1420 01:14:22.249 --> 01:14:23.083 No. 1421 01:14:23.667 --> 01:14:25.127 There is no glitch. 1422 01:14:25.210 --> 01:14:27.004 Hello, excuse me. 1423 01:14:28.464 --> 01:14:30.382 Hello, I'm Blas. 1424 01:14:31.008 --> 01:14:32.926 From SignNow. Hello. 1425 01:14:33.385 --> 01:14:34.219 What's up? 1426 01:14:38.223 --> 01:14:39.183 What are you doing? 1427 01:14:39.266 --> 01:14:42.478 As you can see, SignNow has a new feature. 1428 01:14:43.020 --> 01:14:44.605 A new feature? What are-- 1429 01:14:45.397 --> 01:14:48.775 Starting today, we eliminated the visibility of likes 1430 01:14:48.859 --> 01:14:50.611 and no more public ranking. 1431 01:14:50.694 --> 01:14:53.238 -What? -Only you will know what you signed. 1432 01:14:53.322 --> 01:14:54.156 What? 1433 01:14:54.239 --> 01:14:58.785 No. Of course there will be likes, shares, swipes and super likes. 1434 01:14:58.869 --> 01:15:01.872 We all know that signing petitions 1435 01:15:01.955 --> 01:15:04.500 won't end the world's problems. 1436 01:15:04.583 --> 01:15:06.043 -That's mansplaining. -Cool. 1437 01:15:06.126 --> 01:15:08.128 It's cool to be conscious. 1438 01:15:08.712 --> 01:15:11.548 But numbing ourselves with so-called philanthropy, 1439 01:15:11.632 --> 01:15:15.636 games and social networks, takes us further away from reality. 1440 01:15:15.719 --> 01:15:17.346 -What's happening? -I don't know. 1441 01:15:17.429 --> 01:15:19.473 I'm not blaming anyone, 1442 01:15:19.556 --> 01:15:21.141 there's no one to blame. 1443 01:15:21.225 --> 01:15:22.893 But these apps 1444 01:15:22.976 --> 01:15:25.145 are truly harming us. 1445 01:15:26.104 --> 01:15:27.439 -Fix it. -I'll fix it. 1446 01:15:27.523 --> 01:15:30.901 -Because it's about us… -Each of you. 1447 01:15:30.984 --> 01:15:33.362 …we are compensated by hearts and likes 1448 01:15:33.820 --> 01:15:36.114 which makes us vulnerable to manipulation. 1449 01:15:36.198 --> 01:15:39.868 What do you mean there won't be likes? It won't work. 1450 01:15:39.952 --> 01:15:41.453 We didn't donate to this. 1451 01:15:41.537 --> 01:15:43.622 I give blood and no one will know? 1452 01:15:43.705 --> 01:15:45.165 I thought we were helping. 1453 01:15:45.249 --> 01:15:46.875 This is obviously a mistake. 1454 01:15:46.959 --> 01:15:48.544 We will not be provoked. 1455 01:15:48.669 --> 01:15:51.630 This thing is dead. Let's go. 1456 01:15:51.713 --> 01:15:54.299 We'll figure this out and we'll be back. 1457 01:15:54.383 --> 01:15:58.095 SignNow is with you, signing for a better future. 1458 01:15:58.178 --> 01:16:01.265 We'll figure this out. 1459 01:16:01.348 --> 01:16:04.184 I understand and I'll fix it, calm down. 1460 01:16:04.268 --> 01:16:06.853 Just give me a second and I'll fix it. 1461 01:16:06.937 --> 01:16:08.897 Nat, what is happening? 1462 01:16:09.523 --> 01:16:10.357 I don't know. 1463 01:16:10.440 --> 01:16:12.526 What did you do to the app? 1464 01:16:12.609 --> 01:16:15.862 Send your complaints to @SignNow.app. 1465 01:16:15.946 --> 01:16:18.699 -Thanks, bye. -Breastfeeding is a maternal right. 1466 01:16:18.782 --> 01:16:21.243 Don't touch my car, it's my grandfather's. 1467 01:16:21.326 --> 01:16:22.703 Don't touch my car! 1468 01:16:22.786 --> 01:16:25.330 -I'm unsubscribing. -I don't care. 1469 01:16:25.414 --> 01:16:27.749 Go to hell! I'm going to kill you! 1470 01:16:28.667 --> 01:16:30.836 -You fucked it up. -I didn't. 1471 01:16:30.919 --> 01:16:32.504 You fucked it up. 1472 01:16:32.588 --> 01:16:35.257 We're taking advantage of people… 1473 01:16:36.425 --> 01:16:37.884 -It's Polo, answer? -No. 1474 01:16:37.968 --> 01:16:39.970 -What-- -Sorry. 1475 01:16:40.679 --> 01:16:42.222 Nat, I swear. It wasn't-- 1476 01:16:42.306 --> 01:16:44.725 You ruined my life and my job! 1477 01:16:44.808 --> 01:16:48.020 You're a fucking insecure asshole! 1478 01:16:48.103 --> 01:16:49.396 You're shit in bed! 1479 01:16:54.192 --> 01:16:56.612 Stress doesn't control me. 1480 01:16:58.322 --> 01:17:01.366 -Stress doesn't control me. -Breathe, Nat. 1481 01:17:01.450 --> 01:17:04.369 The solution to anxiety lives in the… 1482 01:17:04.453 --> 01:17:07.414 Anxiety doesn't control me. 1483 01:17:08.123 --> 01:17:09.416 I am peace. I am calm. 1484 01:17:09.499 --> 01:17:13.754 Meditation won't help with anything right now! 1485 01:17:15.339 --> 01:17:17.716 Any comments on the allegations against your company? 1486 01:17:17.799 --> 01:17:20.260 We're looking into the situation. 1487 01:17:20.344 --> 01:17:22.304 You admitted doing it while drunk? 1488 01:17:22.387 --> 01:17:25.682 This is a deepfake. Haven't you seen "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"? 1489 01:17:25.766 --> 01:17:27.476 Brad Pitt was an old baby. 1490 01:17:27.559 --> 01:17:29.436 Who'd want to do a deepfake? 1491 01:17:29.519 --> 01:17:32.189 Lots of people. By the way, I sell nootropics. 1492 01:17:32.272 --> 01:17:34.858 If anyone is interested, scan this. Bye. 1493 01:17:34.941 --> 01:17:38.612 These so called entrepreneurs made fun of their investors. 1494 01:17:38.695 --> 01:17:41.156 Spent money on lavish offices, 1495 01:17:41.657 --> 01:17:43.283 on a 24 hour life coach. 1496 01:17:43.367 --> 01:17:45.327 On colon cleanses? 1497 01:17:45.827 --> 01:17:47.663 Why? That's so fucking gross. 1498 01:17:48.413 --> 01:17:52.084 -Another strike for bankrolled.com. -What did you do? 1499 01:17:52.167 --> 01:17:53.251 The right thing. 1500 01:17:56.129 --> 01:17:59.132 You have this moral superiority, but it's not true. 1501 01:17:59.216 --> 01:18:01.218 People knew what they were getting into. 1502 01:18:01.301 --> 01:18:02.344 This has exploded. 1503 01:18:02.427 --> 01:18:05.972 -People will consume what you give them. -You didn't have the right to do this. 1504 01:18:06.056 --> 01:18:10.477 SignNow! They're coming to lynch us. Barricade! 1505 01:18:10.560 --> 01:18:12.020 Barricade! 1506 01:18:12.104 --> 01:18:15.065 You lied to the press, you made that stupid video. 1507 01:18:15.148 --> 01:18:18.110 And you took credit for the work I did alone. 1508 01:18:18.193 --> 01:18:21.405 -They're going to lynch you too. -Followers are dropping. 1509 01:18:21.488 --> 01:18:23.615 That's what you care about? 1510 01:18:23.699 --> 01:18:25.909 You ruined me in front of the other entrepreneurs. 1511 01:18:25.992 --> 01:18:29.955 You didn't deserve respect from the other entrepreneurs. 1512 01:18:30.038 --> 01:18:32.999 I helped you because you almost had a nervous breakdown. 1513 01:18:33.083 --> 01:18:35.502 This is because of your fear of success. 1514 01:18:35.585 --> 01:18:37.587 You call this success? 1515 01:18:37.671 --> 01:18:39.589 At what and whose expense? 1516 01:18:39.673 --> 01:18:42.551 To lie to ourselves and a ton of people. 1517 01:18:42.634 --> 01:18:43.844 Long live success! 1518 01:18:46.555 --> 01:18:47.431 -Family. -What? 1519 01:18:48.181 --> 01:18:51.184 This is cyanide, they won't take us alive. 1520 01:18:53.270 --> 01:18:54.521 You're a dead weight. 1521 01:18:55.564 --> 01:18:58.567 You'll always be this big, without dreams or goals. 1522 01:18:58.650 --> 01:19:01.695 I'm sick of pulling you along. 1523 01:19:01.778 --> 01:19:03.822 I wanted to inspire you because you're my friend. 1524 01:19:04.364 --> 01:19:06.491 You were in a bad place. 1525 01:19:06.575 --> 01:19:10.162 You'll never go anywhere, you just complain and make-up excuses. 1526 01:19:10.245 --> 01:19:12.497 It's capitalism, the white man. 1527 01:19:12.581 --> 01:19:15.250 I gave you a real option to move ahead. 1528 01:19:15.333 --> 01:19:17.252 And you turned into a joke. 1529 01:19:21.339 --> 01:19:23.133 I didn't want us to be worthless. 1530 01:19:23.216 --> 01:19:25.927 You didn't care if I liked what we were doing. 1531 01:19:26.636 --> 01:19:28.346 You don't care about my happiness. 1532 01:19:29.347 --> 01:19:31.433 You're so fucking selfish. 1533 01:19:33.185 --> 01:19:36.313 What about you? Go to hell. Not now, life coach! 1534 01:19:38.231 --> 01:19:39.065 Fuck off. 1535 01:19:41.109 --> 01:19:43.820 Attention everyone. 1536 01:19:45.238 --> 01:19:48.116 This box represents disappointment. 1537 01:19:48.200 --> 01:19:49.159 Defeat. 1538 01:19:49.826 --> 01:19:51.870 Nobody wants to be in this box. 1539 01:19:51.953 --> 01:19:52.871 Right? 1540 01:19:52.954 --> 01:19:58.668 Natalia, put all of your dreams promises, goals and hopes in this box. 1541 01:20:02.255 --> 01:20:04.007 -You're fired. -I got it. 1542 01:20:04.549 --> 01:20:06.927 You don't have to be so cruel, jerk. 1543 01:20:07.010 --> 01:20:08.637 What an asshole. 1544 01:20:08.720 --> 01:20:13.016 There's no need to be hurtful. I'm hurt too, Natalia was my rising star. 1545 01:20:14.100 --> 01:20:18.188 But what hurts more is that we are all going to need a box, 1546 01:20:18.271 --> 01:20:20.857 because Bankrolled is bankrupt. 1547 01:20:20.941 --> 01:20:23.568 I won't be able to pay your salaries today. 1548 01:20:23.652 --> 01:20:24.611 What? 1549 01:20:24.694 --> 01:20:26.279 Thanks, Natalia. 1550 01:20:26.363 --> 01:20:28.949 I just got an iPhone 13. How will I pay for it? 1551 01:20:29.032 --> 01:20:31.243 I'll use an Android, gross. 1552 01:20:31.326 --> 01:20:35.539 I adopted a dog. How will I explain that we're homeless? 1553 01:20:37.582 --> 01:20:40.585 Fuck you, you fucking asshole. 1554 01:20:40.669 --> 01:20:42.170 -Fuck you. -Let's go. 1555 01:20:42.254 --> 01:20:43.505 Those belong to the-- 1556 01:21:15.745 --> 01:21:18.039 A meme, a chapter. 1557 01:21:18.123 --> 01:21:20.333 -A chapter for each meme. -Cano. 1558 01:21:20.417 --> 01:21:23.712 How are you? I have a lot of new ideas. Want to ping-pong? 1559 01:21:23.795 --> 01:21:26.548 You're not my plus one anymore. Memelas is. 1560 01:21:26.631 --> 01:21:28.550 Forgive me. 1561 01:21:28.633 --> 01:21:30.719 Sir, come with me, please. 1562 01:21:30.802 --> 01:21:33.430 Before you say anything, listen to me. 1563 01:21:33.513 --> 01:21:36.850 The rock stars of today are influencers. 1564 01:21:36.933 --> 01:21:39.311 -Yes. -Who is the most important influencer? 1565 01:21:39.394 --> 01:21:42.814 Memelas. So, I was thinking of making a reality show 1566 01:21:42.898 --> 01:21:45.609 about Memelas searching for the next Memelas. 1567 01:21:45.692 --> 01:21:48.028 -The next Memelas? I doubt it. -I mean-- 1568 01:21:48.111 --> 01:21:49.112 Action! 1569 01:21:49.195 --> 01:21:51.323 Hello, friends. How are you? 1570 01:21:51.406 --> 01:21:53.491 Not like that, Rocco. 1571 01:21:53.575 --> 01:21:54.910 Can I go to sleep? 1572 01:21:54.993 --> 01:21:58.246 -Think about the kids that watch you. -It's 2:00 a.m. 1573 01:21:58.330 --> 01:22:00.540 He's a kid. You're going to traumatize him. 1574 01:22:00.624 --> 01:22:02.709 Do I pay you to tell me how to educate my son? 1575 01:22:04.210 --> 01:22:07.589 Okay, dear. Let's see if you can do it. Action! 1576 01:22:07.672 --> 01:22:11.259 Hello, friends. How are you? We're here with a new video. 1577 01:22:11.343 --> 01:22:14.346 We're trying out this really cool truck. 1578 01:22:19.142 --> 01:22:20.435 Motivation Nation? 1579 01:22:22.771 --> 01:22:24.272 Yes. How are you? 1580 01:22:25.774 --> 01:22:27.150 Give me back my money. 1581 01:22:27.901 --> 01:22:28.860 I'm sorry. 1582 01:22:30.195 --> 01:22:31.404 We invested everything. 1583 01:22:32.572 --> 01:22:34.741 Hey! Do you know this guy? 1584 01:22:35.283 --> 01:22:38.536 He's a thief. He made SignNow fail. 1585 01:22:38.620 --> 01:22:40.997 I wanted to stop global warming. 1586 01:22:41.081 --> 01:22:43.500 I signed for the manatee, now it's too late. 1587 01:22:43.583 --> 01:22:47.754 Do you want the bees to go extinct? No, no one does. 1588 01:22:47.837 --> 01:22:49.547 Hey, I'm talking to you. 1589 01:22:50.382 --> 01:22:52.550 Look me in the eyes when I'm speaking. 1590 01:22:53.259 --> 01:22:54.594 BARISTA COMPETITION 1591 01:22:54.678 --> 01:22:57.931 Do you know him? Kick him out or else I will. 1592 01:23:01.267 --> 01:23:02.102 I'm sorry. 1593 01:23:03.228 --> 01:23:04.270 I'll fix it. 1594 01:23:04.854 --> 01:23:05.939 I'm sorry everyone. 1595 01:23:06.982 --> 01:23:07.816 I'll fix it. 1596 01:23:09.693 --> 01:23:10.568 I'll fix it! 1597 01:23:10.652 --> 01:23:12.195 I promise I'll fix it! 1598 01:23:36.761 --> 01:23:37.929 When did I stop being myself? 1599 01:23:38.847 --> 01:23:40.974 When did I lose sight of my purpose? 1600 01:23:41.057 --> 01:23:43.476 When did I stop caring about others? 1601 01:23:44.519 --> 01:23:47.105 I'm like you, a slave to my insecurities. 1602 01:23:47.188 --> 01:23:48.815 I've never been enough. 1603 01:23:48.898 --> 01:23:51.860 It's never been enough success, money, love. 1604 01:23:54.154 --> 01:23:55.196 Not thin enough. 1605 01:23:59.200 --> 01:24:01.745 I want to have the strength to grow. 1606 01:24:01.828 --> 01:24:04.789 Believing I've arrived at my goal, takes me further away. 1607 01:24:05.373 --> 01:24:06.583 Only by being naked 1608 01:24:07.709 --> 01:24:09.419 I can accept that I'm not perfect. 1609 01:24:09.502 --> 01:24:12.297 Like this, I can be happy with myself. 1610 01:24:15.759 --> 01:24:19.387 Today I begin loving my scars and bruises. 1611 01:24:20.138 --> 01:24:22.432 The success of others is not my failure. 1612 01:24:22.515 --> 01:24:25.435 I understand there is no shortcut to success. 1613 01:24:25.518 --> 01:24:27.604 Life's paths aren't what I thought. 1614 01:24:33.193 --> 01:24:34.444 I have to apologize 1615 01:24:34.986 --> 01:24:37.864 for taking out my frustration on the ones I love. 1616 01:24:37.947 --> 01:24:40.533 For hurting those that would never hurt me. 1617 01:24:41.826 --> 01:24:43.953 What is success if it isn't shared? 1618 01:24:44.746 --> 01:24:47.040 Humility isn't thinking less of yourself, 1619 01:24:47.123 --> 01:24:48.458 just less about yourself. 1620 01:24:49.626 --> 01:24:53.046 Don't forget to love yourself and to subscribe. 1621 01:24:54.089 --> 01:24:55.173 Click below. 1622 01:24:55.256 --> 01:24:57.050 SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MOTIVATIONAL VIDEOS 1623 01:25:17.112 --> 01:25:18.905 FOR BLAS! FROM POLO. MUSEUM, 9:05 AM 1624 01:25:33.128 --> 01:25:35.588 MUSEUM 1625 01:25:54.315 --> 01:25:55.650 Blas! 1626 01:25:55.733 --> 01:25:58.528 Me! I'm Blas. 1627 01:25:59.696 --> 01:26:00.697 Come here. 1628 01:26:01.573 --> 01:26:02.407 We're late. 1629 01:26:04.742 --> 01:26:07.495 BARISTA COMPETITION, 10TH EDITION 1630 01:26:11.332 --> 01:26:13.376 I didn't know amateurs competed. 1631 01:26:13.459 --> 01:26:15.753 I didn't know they invited the bean-burner. 1632 01:26:16.462 --> 01:26:18.131 The machine was calibrated wrong. 1633 01:26:18.214 --> 01:26:19.591 Your nose as well? 1634 01:26:30.101 --> 01:26:33.146 I call this drink, "Blow my mind". 1635 01:26:33.229 --> 01:26:35.106 This is an Iberian bean, 1636 01:26:35.190 --> 01:26:37.817 it has four times more caffeine 1637 01:26:37.901 --> 01:26:39.777 than an Arabic bean. 1638 01:26:39.861 --> 01:26:43.031 One cup can keep you awake for two days. 1639 01:26:43.114 --> 01:26:47.952 It has hints of jasmine, lemon and strawberry jam. 1640 01:26:49.579 --> 01:26:50.997 From Soconusco, Chiapas, 1641 01:26:51.080 --> 01:26:54.959 it has a controlled fermentation of 28 hours 1642 01:26:55.043 --> 01:26:57.337 and you have to calibrate it 1643 01:26:57.420 --> 01:27:02.717 at 18 grams per 36 milliliters at 91 degrees. 1644 01:27:02.800 --> 01:27:04.844 It's very delicate. 1645 01:27:06.346 --> 01:27:07.889 Not everyone can do it. 1646 01:27:49.264 --> 01:27:50.723 You! 1647 01:27:55.353 --> 01:27:57.021 Thanks for the push. 1648 01:27:58.147 --> 01:28:00.024 No, man. You're made for this. 1649 01:28:02.277 --> 01:28:05.655 I should have supported you and not pushed you into something else. 1650 01:28:05.738 --> 01:28:07.991 I ruined something that was going well. 1651 01:28:08.074 --> 01:28:09.450 It wasn't cool. 1652 01:28:09.534 --> 01:28:12.036 -I was going a little crazy. -A little. 1653 01:28:16.541 --> 01:28:18.835 I missed your noodle soup smell. 1654 01:28:19.377 --> 01:28:20.795 You're my soulmate. 1655 01:28:20.878 --> 01:28:22.588 Catalan? 1656 01:28:23.589 --> 01:28:25.049 Third place! 1657 01:28:25.925 --> 01:28:26.926 Not first. 1658 01:28:50.283 --> 01:28:51.826 I want to be a part of that. 1659 01:28:53.328 --> 01:28:54.787 -Can you… -Yes. 1660 01:28:56.497 --> 01:28:58.416 This channel is going to be a hit. 1661 01:28:58.499 --> 01:29:00.043 -Can you hold it? -Sure. 1662 01:29:05.173 --> 01:29:06.299 Polo Ríos. 1663 01:29:15.350 --> 01:29:16.809 Do you want to ping-pong? 1664 01:29:26.819 --> 01:29:28.279 It's your turn. 1665 01:29:30.323 --> 01:29:31.199 Thanks. 1666 01:29:34.035 --> 01:29:34.869 Natalia. 1667 01:29:37.497 --> 01:29:38.456 You work here? 1668 01:29:39.165 --> 01:29:40.666 -Obviously. -I work here. 1669 01:29:40.750 --> 01:29:41.584 Yeah. 1670 01:29:43.127 --> 01:29:44.087 Come in, please. 1671 01:29:45.088 --> 01:29:45.963 Over here. 1672 01:29:48.257 --> 01:29:49.133 You look good. 1673 01:29:50.176 --> 01:29:51.177 More relaxed. 1674 01:29:51.844 --> 01:29:53.638 What did you do with the other Natalia? 1675 01:29:54.514 --> 01:29:57.392 The philosophy here is pretty cool, 1676 01:29:57.475 --> 01:29:59.811 it helps me remember 1677 01:29:59.894 --> 01:30:02.355 that I don't have to control everything. 1678 01:30:02.939 --> 01:30:04.023 You found balance. 1679 01:30:06.109 --> 01:30:06.984 That's cool. 1680 01:30:12.490 --> 01:30:13.616 Over here, please. 1681 01:30:16.994 --> 01:30:18.496 How can we help you? 1682 01:30:18.579 --> 01:30:20.164 I'm here to make a deposit. 1683 01:30:22.208 --> 01:30:24.043 Clearing your name? 1684 01:30:24.127 --> 01:30:26.379 Something like that. It wasn't our money. 1685 01:30:27.505 --> 01:30:28.548 I saw your video. 1686 01:30:30.007 --> 01:30:31.384 How embarrassing. 1687 01:30:31.467 --> 01:30:34.011 No, I liked it. 1688 01:30:36.472 --> 01:30:38.224 What's next for Polo Ríos? 1689 01:30:39.267 --> 01:30:40.768 Try to figure out who I am. 1690 01:30:42.145 --> 01:30:43.020 What I want. 1691 01:30:43.646 --> 01:30:44.522 To apologize. 1692 01:30:45.898 --> 01:30:47.525 And, I don't know. 1693 01:30:48.276 --> 01:30:50.069 Lay low for awhile. 1694 01:30:51.571 --> 01:30:54.866 That will be easy with a million hits on Google. 1695 01:30:55.616 --> 01:30:56.826 You Googled me? 1696 01:30:58.244 --> 01:30:59.454 I Googled you too. 1697 01:31:01.581 --> 01:31:03.916 I need your voice password, please. 1698 01:31:05.626 --> 01:31:06.461 Please. 1699 01:31:20.683 --> 01:31:21.559 Really? 1700 01:31:21.642 --> 01:31:22.477 Okay. 1701 01:31:22.560 --> 01:31:23.686 We got it. 1702 01:31:38.034 --> 01:31:38.951 Wow. 1703 01:31:39.035 --> 01:31:41.954 The best barista in town. 1704 01:31:42.038 --> 01:31:44.832 People heard about "Blow my mind". 1705 01:31:44.957 --> 01:31:47.043 You found a need. 1706 01:31:47.668 --> 01:31:49.337 -What's that? -What? 1707 01:31:49.420 --> 01:31:51.172 -That. -It's nothing. 1708 01:31:51.255 --> 01:31:53.299 -You got a tattoo, man. -Yeah. 1709 01:31:53.382 --> 01:31:54.926 It's my personal brand. 1710 01:31:55.009 --> 01:31:56.928 -So lame, I know. -No! 1711 01:31:57.512 --> 01:31:58.471 I love it. 1712 01:31:58.554 --> 01:32:00.264 A drip from Ethiopia. 1713 01:32:00.348 --> 01:32:01.182 Thanks. 1714 01:32:02.642 --> 01:32:03.559 Polo? 1715 01:32:03.643 --> 01:32:05.186 No way, I'm Janono. 1716 01:32:05.269 --> 01:32:07.188 The CEO of Dogflix, I wrote you. 1717 01:32:07.688 --> 01:32:11.484 Remember Dogflix? It's like Netflix but for dogs. 1718 01:32:11.567 --> 01:32:15.279 Audiovisual content just for dogs. Everything. 1719 01:32:15.363 --> 01:32:17.240 Series, comedies, dramas. 1720 01:32:17.323 --> 01:32:20.618 Narcodramas, reality shows, talk shows. Everything. 1721 01:32:20.701 --> 01:32:22.328 Your dog will never be bored. 1722 01:32:22.411 --> 01:32:24.455 We're going to be millionaires. 1723 01:32:24.539 --> 01:32:26.541 What's your number? I'll call you. 1724 01:32:26.624 --> 01:32:29.418 Send me a DM on Instagram. I check it daily. 1725 01:32:29.502 --> 01:32:30.670 -You sure? -Yeah. 1726 01:32:30.753 --> 01:32:32.129 -Let's do this. -Yes. 1727 01:32:32.213 --> 01:32:34.799 That's it. Millionaires, man. 1728 01:32:35.216 --> 01:32:36.592 Thanks. Dogflix. 1729 01:32:37.593 --> 01:32:38.427 Good luck! 1730 01:32:39.220 --> 01:32:40.930 I have distributors there. 1731 01:32:41.013 --> 01:32:42.723 All right, bye. 1732 01:32:42.807 --> 01:32:43.641 Love you. 1733 01:32:44.100 --> 01:32:45.935 Tell him about the universities. 1734 01:32:46.435 --> 01:32:47.937 Oh yeah. 1735 01:32:48.020 --> 01:32:50.940 They cleared the jam, I'm getting a lot of product. 1736 01:32:51.023 --> 01:32:52.483 Adderall, Ritalin, everything. 1737 01:32:52.567 --> 01:32:56.237 The universities are giving it to the kids for exams. 1738 01:32:56.320 --> 01:32:59.282 I converted all my money to Aders. 1739 01:32:59.365 --> 01:33:02.076 I'm about to invest in a small homes Mexican startup. 1740 01:33:02.159 --> 01:33:03.578 What's going on? 1741 01:33:03.661 --> 01:33:06.163 Don't get scared but the Aders collapsed. 1742 01:33:06.247 --> 01:33:07.999 It's really hurting. 1743 01:33:08.082 --> 01:33:09.917 It's at 20 cents. 1744 01:33:10.001 --> 01:33:12.420 I bought it at 20,000 pesos. You said it would go up. 1745 01:33:12.503 --> 01:33:14.880 I said it would fluctuate. It's fluctuating. 1746 01:33:14.964 --> 01:33:17.925 -That's the world of cryptocurrency. -What? 1747 01:33:18.009 --> 01:33:19.010 Calm down. 1748 01:33:19.093 --> 01:33:22.597 I swear that if you weren't the world's sexiest man-- 1749 01:33:22.680 --> 01:33:24.015 Hey! 1750 01:33:24.098 --> 01:33:26.517 -Control yourself. -Thanks. 1751 01:33:26.601 --> 01:33:29.186 No, man. That's not cool. 1752 01:33:29.270 --> 01:33:30.980 Blas, what's going on? 1753 01:33:31.063 --> 01:33:34.233 Genetimex, with a blood sample we'll tell you if you're a descendant of Moctezuma. 1754 01:33:34.317 --> 01:33:35.443 No way. 1755 01:33:36.235 --> 01:33:38.654 -That's not bad. -No. 1756 01:33:38.738 --> 01:33:43.618 Hold on, that's not bad. 1757 01:33:44.869 --> 01:33:46.495 Call Tony.